Zig Zaggin and sandwich makin all night

PENTA

09-25-2024 · 46h 51m

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[00:00:00] Um, did the VODs were on?

[00:00:08] That's all. VOD, Jane,

[00:00:23] EMS Bob, Jimmy.

[00:00:45] I got a lot of fucking Jimmy VODs.

[00:00:53] I had no intention of fucking shooting you.

[00:00:55] Yeah, I didn't want it.

[00:00:56] I just want it, you know, can we?

[00:00:59] I played a lot of Jimmy there for a bit, huh?

[00:01:03] Yeah, I'm main Jimmy for a little bit.

[00:01:05] I forgot.

[00:01:08] Oh, this one says deleted VOD.

[00:01:13] I don't know what happened there.

[00:01:15] I have an idea, though.

[00:01:35] Penta, Penta, VODs, Jimmy.

[00:01:51] Jimmy gets a bail hearing massage later.

[00:01:57] Jimmy, the terrorist, full to, I don't know if you've.

[00:02:08] I'm going to do a full Jimmy VOD.

[00:02:09] No, that's the first Jimmy Srema did.

[00:02:21] Man, don't ask me how I got it.

[00:02:24] Sounded a lot more cracked out.

[00:02:49] Well, you see Jimmy again? I played Jimmy recently.

[00:02:52] Uh, do you, what's your state ID?

[00:02:57] Okay, with rain damage, so long.

[00:02:59] That makes you two months.

[00:03:00] Your grandpa's going to be so proud.

[00:03:05] Yo, toast to you all.

[00:03:06] Alright, I'm trying to find a good one.

[00:03:15] That's so long.

[00:03:23] D&D.

[00:03:25] Trying to find a kind of earlier one.

[00:03:28] Oh, no.

[00:03:29] Has Wrangler in it.

[00:03:30] Yeah, he's a warm-up.

[00:03:31] Jesus Christ.

[00:03:39] I remember this.

[00:03:47] This looks so, this might be a good one.

[00:03:49] I'm standing around watching people play paintball.

[00:03:52] Best part is, children don't have to pay taxes, I think.

[00:03:59] You know?

[00:04:05] Could have been a lot of yapping to this one.

[00:04:07] I don't know.

[00:04:08] 741, we don't see you.

[00:04:09] Why are you on the ground?

[00:04:11] Because he says you leave all, no, your father.

[00:04:18] Two grand, huh?

[00:04:21] I'm going to go, man.

[00:04:23] This one seemed kind of good.

[00:04:24] You know, I have no intention.

[00:04:30] This one looked kind of good.

[00:04:42] We'll try it out.

[00:04:46] Fuck it.

[00:05:00] Oh fuck I need I need the Jane Obama I goddamn I forgot to save it where's the

[00:05:22] Jane Obama Vod that that guy Skittles linked because I just play the fuck just

[00:05:30] play this play it please man thank you this one right here dumbass streaming

[00:05:47] Give me all right. All right, easy

[00:06:12] 2021 look how far we've come

[00:06:15] All right

[00:06:26] No way I'm gonna be gone that long but just I'll just do it enjoy this Jane Obama

[00:06:35] With chap I'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye well well well if it isn't a pussy little chap

[00:07:06] Yeah, Lito. It's...

[00:07:09] That's what I... I... I... I...

[00:07:11] I do wanna play Mike on, uh...

[00:07:13] Grizzly, but I don't even know if I'd...

[00:07:16] I don't know, dude. I don't know what... I don't know what's happening on that server.

[00:07:20] That's so long.

[00:07:22] Bet you won't say it in my face and kiss me.

[00:07:25] Damn. If I don't kiss him, everyone's gonna think I'm a bitch.

[00:07:33] What a dilemma.

[00:07:41] That's so long.

[00:07:43] slap of kisses enabled yes it's a good one any chance of playing the chaos mod so

[00:07:51] I looked it up and there I mean there's a sand and dress one I don't know man I'm

[00:07:57] not too hot on I don't know if you've noticed but I'm kind of like in it I'm

[00:08:01] kind of like a you know hipster streamer I don't really like hopping on bandwagons

[00:08:08] too much but I don't know I kind of do want to play just cuz I've been

[00:08:16] I'm wanting to do. It's fun. It's fun to watch. Um, I was watching

[00:08:24] Spaceboy do it last night and the night before that, I whippy for a

[00:08:29] bit. And then I tried to fall asleep to a whippy stream and I

[00:08:33] was like, oh, this is not the stream to do that in. And then

[00:08:40] James, I watched James do it for a while. No one plays this

[00:08:53] Well, speedrunners, like I said, speedrunners have been doing this shit for a while.

[00:09:05] Can't fall asleep to whip you, you can fall asleep here.

[00:09:08] Whippy can hit that high octane a lot better than I can.

[00:09:13] Glad you're not a part of the bandwagon.

[00:09:17] Well, it's cool though, that's what I'm saying, I kinda want it.

[00:09:20] But see, this is why I fuck up at Twitch, because Twitch is all about hopping on the bandwagon.

[00:09:26] Oh, Johnson is gonna make a medic, that'll be cool.

[00:09:39] rp speedrunner

[00:09:41] What is this new fog?

[00:09:45] Is that

[00:09:47] Okay, it's a is it a streamer?

[00:09:55] What are they doing?

[00:09:59] They massacred

[00:10:01] They massacred my little fog champ my boy. They massacred my little fog champ

[00:10:11] It's unbelievably bad

[00:10:20] That's nothing like zig champ. I'll make mistakes. We now separate all sterile and use needles

[00:10:46] this is so I really like the shitty like dude I like the shit this is very

[00:10:57] GTA you know what I mean this is good this is very GTA I like this this is

[00:11:04] funny

[00:11:07] dude the bob memes have been good new shirt yeah pd badging on things yeah

[00:11:33] that's so long. Yeah this is I guess this is pretty accurate. It's pretty accurate of

[00:11:46] last night. Isn't there a jailbreak? I don't know is there. I was thinking about doing prison

[00:12:05] Mike. I don't know if I can show this. Oh well this is clearly fake. This is fun because

[00:12:19] I kind of do I think that like getting Mike out of prison could be a good arc and trying

[00:12:25] to piece together everyone that was there and like framing them for another

[00:12:30] murder to make Mike look more innocent I've gotten about that before I call

[00:12:45] Kyle again while he was getting his uber eats and I was taking out the trash

[00:12:49] and he's like what are you doing so that's taking up trash and he's like oh

[00:12:53] fuck is that today I was like not tomorrow so that's good with your

[00:13:00] shirtless skin yeah I think you forgot to pack shirts all right look this is what

[00:13:10] I want let's see a Hispanic main real good

[00:13:20] keep going can't you got to commit to the bit that's your guys problems all

[00:13:51] right and here's my fantasy okay she comes here right oh god what is he doing

[00:13:59] what is this what is he doing and she's cleaning oh fuck what is happening

[00:14:07] dude some weird this man's gonna get canceled hey next door to me this is an

[00:14:21] honest hard-working woman with Hispanic heritage and Kyle and what is Kyle

[00:14:30] I'll do I'm sure chiseled as fuck at my stream set up. Well, this is already not gotta go guys

[00:14:36] I'm in extreme

[00:14:37] You know do my whole spiel I get up. I stretch and she's just standing there sexy

[00:14:45] Why why wouldn't she be cleaning you like what you see and she's like I love it

[00:14:52] No, just like Sophia Vergara. I love

[00:14:55] Why is she not clean at home? I'm just like she doesn't sound like a good it sounds like he wants a prostitute

[00:15:04] Maids are there to clean

[00:15:07] Couldn't handle this

[00:15:09] And then she's like I clean oh and then bam

[00:15:16] That's the fantasy

[00:15:18] This guy has really spent too much time with his mother

[00:15:22] He's getting off by a woman cleaning for him

[00:15:26] This guy really spent too much time at home.

[00:15:35] That's his f- everything in the world. That's what you got.

[00:15:41] I'm sure it wouldn't be that hard to bang a maid.

[00:15:50] You're fucking maids.

[00:15:52] That's it? I'm just kidding. I don't know.

[00:16:11] That's kind of fucked up.

[00:16:13] That's Kyle's fantasy.

[00:16:14] I'm gonna pay this woman to come into my home.

[00:16:17] And then when we're all alone, I'm gonna suggest sex.

[00:16:22] the implication. What the fuck is that?

[00:16:27] That's so long.

[00:16:30] What's my fantasy? Way better than that I would say.

[00:16:40] I guess, okay, so...

[00:16:44] I'm in like...

[00:16:47] That's so long.

[00:16:49] Monon Island, yeah, two mates.

[00:16:51] Now I'm on an island, though, can I...

[00:16:53] I'm in some sort of, uh...

[00:16:56] I don't know.

[00:16:58] Like a, a lagoon maybe?

[00:17:01] With a waterfall, right?

[00:17:06] I dive underneath the waterfall,

[00:17:08] it goes into like a cavern.

[00:17:11] Who's there?

[00:17:12] Jennifer Lawrence, exactly how she is in the nudes.

[00:17:17] Full asshole greeting me with her,

[00:17:24] exactly how she is in the pictures.

[00:17:33] Is Epstein there too?

[00:17:35] Okay. Chats were romantic before millionaires used them to bang kids.

[00:17:40] Okay. Islands. Islands were really. I think I said chat.

[00:17:44] Islands were really romantic before millionaires used them to bang

[00:17:48] children. All right. They were nice. I did. I meant to say

[00:17:54] chat. Chats are also romantic. A lot of my mods have entered

[00:18:00] relationships. Apparently. The dating discord. Yep. I haven't seen Robo and Fran in years.

[00:18:17] Now well, hope that they're happy. Which mod is your mod? Goddamn fucking Epsi. Ruinning

[00:18:40] Islands. The early 2000, all the dating shows like Hot Sex Island on MTV. Now that

[00:18:57] just sounds like a legal porn temptation island yep yeah that's a that's a

[00:19:13] shitty fantasy that's a horrible fantasy I feel like if your fantasy is just like

[00:19:21] generic porn it's your it's not very good I already lived my fantasy that's a

[00:19:31] thing it's hard for me because here's the thing all my fantasies have already

[00:19:35] happened to me right she's Wrangler it was it was acid girl that I hung out

[00:19:51] on the roof with like getting cancer wasn't it wasn't funny that was barely

[00:20:10] even edgy what a stupid thing to say I'm playing Wrangler I don't know what I'm

[00:20:29] playing I do know what I'm playing I've made up my mind my fantasy is the

[00:20:40] Fappening that's not true all right those Jennifer Lawrence pictures I was

[00:20:49] attracted to Jennifer Lawrence before those pictures and after she turned

[00:20:54] 8 well over like in her in her 20s there are but I do feel bad for seeing them

[00:21:08] that's true that is pretty fucked up that that happened now what can you do I

[00:21:22] think twitch chat is filled with more teens or degenerates it certainly

[00:21:31] depends on the stream I think this is I think there's a few teens in here but

[00:21:36] I think it's mostly mid 20s early 30 degenerates it depends on the

[00:21:45] Depends on the stream

[00:21:46] That's a nude leak. I don't take news

[00:21:54] Because I couldn't I could not I don't think I could sit here and call people

[00:22:04] Horses and insult them in RP knowing that there's a picture of me

[00:22:10] Standing in a mirror with the half hard dick in one ball. I

[00:22:16] Don't think I could because then anyone would

[00:22:20] would

[00:22:22] Instantly be able to get the fucking one up on me

[00:22:26] The anyone would instantly be able to have the trump card

[00:22:31] People take half our dick pics. I think that's when the dick looks the best, right?

[00:22:42] For me completely flaccid, you know, it's not impressive, right? But full erection. I think is too aggressive. I

[00:22:50] Think just nice half chub

[00:22:52] Uh, is the best you can, this is a Seth Rogen bit, well movies are from, from Knocked Up,

[00:23:14] oh you're right it is, god damn it, can't fucking say anything anymore, you can't have

[00:23:21] an opinion anymore because it's been in a Seth Rogen or Will Ferrell movie, you can't

[00:23:30] joke about anything, or The Simpsons, you know, Blue Mountain State, early 2010

[00:23:51] movies were so bad.

[00:23:52] I don't think that's true.

[00:23:56] I think that was like, the last good comedies.

[00:24:00] I don't know what the fuck happened.

[00:24:02] Maybe that's what happened.

[00:24:03] Maybe any time like, there's a bunch of people sitting in like a storyboard room, they're like,

[00:24:07] Okay.

[00:24:08] Uh, what about, how about a guy and he's talking to his friends about how to take a picture of their dick and it's like, ah, no, that fuck that was in.

[00:24:22] It was a knocked up.

[00:24:27] Seth Rogen and Wolf Herald just did it all.

[00:24:29] I don't think PC culture is is really a- I think- I don't think PC culture has a mech- has affected the mainstream as much as people

[00:24:39] really

[00:24:40] like think, you know, I mean

[00:24:52] Like I would say- cuz like let's think about it. The only people who have actually been canceled are actual rapists

[00:24:58] You know what I mean? Like no one who has just said something like the only people that have actually been canceled are people that actually fucked up

[00:25:06] you know

[00:25:07] No one that just like says shit fucking around has gotten canceled. What about Ellen?

[00:25:17] Not true who Johnny Depp don't even remember that happening and remember that happening

[00:25:30] What a bad take?

[00:25:32] Okay, who motherfuckers?

[00:25:35] Shit take okay. Who hello?

[00:25:37] Who why is it a bad take Johnny Depp's fine?

[00:25:56] James Gunn

[00:26:00] okay

[00:26:01] but

[00:26:03] But he did tweet some shit, right?

[00:26:06] And I get it. It was just him being trying to be funny. He said some weird shit

[00:26:11] He said some shit that wasn't funny. It was just all edge

[00:26:18] Like what do you mean?

[00:26:20] Which I get it. He like I

[00:26:23] Roseanne

[00:26:26] Okay, you're one of the people that said bad take

[00:26:29] Aren't you? Let me look at your log. Yeah, you said shit take. What do you mean?

[00:26:33] I pretty did it Roseanne just straight up say I hate black people I think

[00:26:39] She got high and just straight up tweeted that

[00:26:42] What do you mean? She absolutely just

[00:26:46] No, she said some wild shit. She is Roseanne said some wild shit, dude

[00:27:00] Chris the last name I can't pronounce. Yeah, he tried to fuck a 17 year old

[00:27:04] Yeah, Hulk Hogan straight up said the n-word and was pissed off at his daughter, right?

[00:27:13] Yeah, thank you. Okay?

[00:27:29] What? Why? I just...

[00:27:35] Chat's reaching.

[00:27:37] Bro, imagine being upset that Roseanne and Chris dopedophile got cancelled.

[00:27:42] What the fuck are you guys talking about?

[00:27:44] Culture is a label of people being boycotted and making themselves independent.

[00:27:52] Yeah, listen, I mean, it depends, right?

[00:27:58] Um...

[00:28:00] Do I think that everyone deserves to be cancelled?

[00:28:03] No. Okay?

[00:28:04] Um...

[00:28:05] I like the James Gun thing. All right, sure. He was he was fucking

[00:28:11] He tweeted some edgy shit, you know

[00:28:13] He probably wasn't very good at comedy yet, and he was like trying to you know what I mean

[00:28:18] I that I get that that makes sense. Fuck it. I'm guilty of it myself, but

[00:28:23] Roseanne and a guy

[00:28:26] That's using his fame to fuck kids. Come on you guys Jesus

[00:28:34] Kevin Arkana host the uh, what happened to Kevin art?

[00:28:36] like

[00:28:50] you know

[00:28:52] you know

[00:28:58] you know

[00:29:00] whatever you can still say that in comedy clubs right and no one would

[00:29:03] but

[00:29:05] but you know

[00:29:07] you know

[00:29:09] you know

[00:29:11] you know

[00:29:13] you know

[00:29:15] you know

[00:29:17] you know

[00:29:19] you know

[00:29:22] But you but but you still knew that it was an edgy thing to do, right?

[00:29:26] It's 100% different time. Not really you still knew it was edgy, you know

[00:29:35] Even in 2016 you still knew it was an edgy thing to say the Kramer shit. Yeah, Kramer shit is the same way

[00:29:52] Yeah, Kevin Hart is literally not cancelled at all. Okay. He didn't get the host of Oscars

[00:29:57] Damn

[00:30:13] Yeah, he won't work over

[00:30:17] So listen, I'm with you guys

[00:30:19] But I feel like cancel culture it's only ever like okay. This is what I mean a lot of you plebs came in that are like

[00:30:28] Cancel culture why can't Roseanne?

[00:30:31] Can't Roseanne say the n-word I get it

[00:30:34] Like I don't agree with the idea of cancel culture, but I feel like it's only ever been

[00:30:39] Truly effective when the person actually probably deserves it

[00:30:43] All right there. How about that as long as it's used right?

[00:30:58] what no hey Jack happened with me what do you mean what what do you mean what

[00:31:25] happened to me I don't think people should be racist and fuck kids what do

[00:31:32] you what do you mean I've always thought this what changes title we missed the

[00:31:53] old pension they would only fuck white kids fuck this it's me and in 160p

[00:32:22] Why is it people to the... I've changed so much. I guess so.

[00:32:41] I think I've always maintained that I don't think racism is cool.

[00:32:47] I'm from Michigan, not from Mississippi. I don't... a lot of bait in the water.

[00:33:16] It's hard to tell, man. It's hard to tell anymore what's bait or what's not.

[00:33:21] Everyone who's got the cancel culture is a racist. I literally didn't... that's not even close to...

[00:33:35] okay that has to be paid there's no way that isn't paid that's not even close

[00:33:42] I'm gonna hate motherfuckers talking about me I realized it this when I was

[00:33:52] scrolling down the subreddit this morning someone was like well pet like

[00:33:57] talking about the mic shit and someone was like well Penta did say this would

[00:34:00] be a fitting end for Mike and then like it was like three people shitting on

[00:34:04] me like oh he fuck he's just fucking saying that it that's literally not

[00:34:08] Not even what I-

[00:34:08] What you say anymore

[00:34:25] Someone will just be like

[00:34:26] Just

[00:34:27] And they'll be like

[00:34:29] Well, Pepta said this

[00:34:30] And then people will just argue that

[00:34:33] And it's like, no

[00:34:34] That

[00:34:35] No one even needs to argue this

[00:34:37] Cause that's not what I said

[00:34:39] Heh

[00:34:39] It's almost like Redditors are a fucking joke

[00:34:56] What happened?

[00:35:02] I swept the subreddit awards

[00:35:04] And I guess now they're like

[00:35:05] Ah, too mainstream

[00:35:07] Let's just go back to only liking H.O.A

[00:35:12] It's just getting brigaded now. Yeah fucking antifa. I even look at the subreddit

[00:35:41] Well because it's a platform that involves me often

[00:36:18] Clean mess Bob maybe we should do Bob instead

[00:36:26] Then they do Jane later. I don't know

[00:36:29] Here's the thing am I doing san Andreas chaos my chaos mod. I don't know maybe next week

[00:36:51] James Burma, that's it. That's how she died

[00:36:53] I think I'm limited on Bob without the whitelist. I don't think so at all

[00:37:00] All right, let's do Bob it is funny

[00:37:11] Last night last night was good

[00:37:18] Okay, that's not from the other stream and it was freaking hilarious

[00:37:23] Yeah, it's funny man

[00:37:27] And I like it

[00:37:29] It seems like it seems like it's funny to watch but really frustrating to play that's the point

[00:37:49] It was super entertaining

[00:37:54] yeah but like like I said if I do it it's gonna be it's gonna be sandrace or

[00:38:04] something because I feel like at this point like I've already I already know

[00:38:09] all the effects and I've seen it all you know I think the sandrace version did

[00:38:18] come first with radio off now just a leak of odd I imagine playing a grand

[00:38:27] theft auto without the fucking radio what the fuck god damn god damn twitch

[00:38:32] god damn twitch god damn twitch live DMC is a thing win win win I know it's

[00:38:49] possible but it hasn't happened cancel twitch yet right yo bats joke man 17

[00:39:17] month says we agree we got a

[00:39:24] chattel up on culture you are

[00:39:28] president potato on the seven

[00:39:35] thank you for the gift of subs very nice of you thanks almost up to 6400

[00:39:41] streams were actually really good but I just kept getting DMCA'd by fucking A&E

[00:39:46] who then got cancelled so yeah how about that

[00:39:58] interesting blue haze had a fire playlist going last night all daimaka

[00:40:11] free I would death hit them up if you wanting some stuff to play I'm nervous

[00:40:15] to hit a blue haze I'm I always get nervous to talk to my talk to my crushes

[00:40:21] man hit that shit hit that shit that's how you're gonna talk about blue haze like a common

[00:40:35] fucking whore from a dive bar no blue haze you don't hit that shit make love to that

[00:40:45] shit cherish that shit that's my fantasy blue haze and I under a waterfall hit that shit

[00:41:06] What is wrong with you?

[00:41:08] You think you're fucking bad?

[00:41:44] Moon in the night.

[00:41:56] Yo Freebird 22, thank you for the uh

[00:41:58] Freebird 28 with the 22 months.

[00:42:00] Do I know about the event in 15 minutes?

[00:42:05] Oh shit, there's an event.

[00:42:07] Time goes to waste, thanks for the 11 months. Appreciate that.

[00:42:11] Patrogam

[00:42:18] 29 months.

[00:42:20] Preach, pre-preach-preach.

[00:42:22] Sarcasm rocks, 14 months.

[00:42:24] Thanks to that retailer with 19.

[00:42:26] Thank you.

[00:42:28] Just get caught up on subs here

[00:42:30] No, Raza

[00:42:33] For months, thank you

[00:42:35] John the smooth operator said when is Jane?

[00:42:41] Illusionist 17 months Matthew WRC 13 months

[00:42:51] Seeroo something like that. I don't know seven months. Thank you

[00:42:58] Easy

[00:43:05] So is Bob's brother

[00:44:01] contrast which seems weird so I'm gonna call them I'm gonna wake up early and be

[00:44:06] like hey are you sure this is like for a cancer scan are you sure this is

[00:44:10] supposed to not have contrast so I don't know we'll see I wake up early for that

[00:44:19] didn't I have allergies to it no I've never had an issue with contrast I had

[00:44:25] an issue with the top of side which is a chemotherapy medicine no I understand

[00:44:33] that they exist I'm not saying that they're not a thing thank you Jack

[00:44:47] they don't know how to fix the discord not showing up in my connections oh god is

[00:44:57] that a thing last time I had to like reconnect my shit

[00:45:04] we'll get to see if you can they're beating it's directly to your body yeah

[00:45:20] I'll just slap a condom on

[00:45:22] Well, we got the results back. It's some sort of layer over your

[00:45:28] Yeah, that's it. I always have a condom on the discord. Something has been broken

[00:46:05] Goddamn discord. No insurance. No problem same-day loans

[00:46:22] Processed on site

[00:46:25] Crusade medical and payday loans

[00:46:28] Do my buddy got one of those ones you did a pain like $400 on a fucking

[00:46:41] like a $1200 loan 900% I mean that's not too far off those things are fucking

[00:46:53] scams man payday loans are the biggest scam ever bro I bet being a fucking risk

[00:47:03] analysis for a payday loan place is the most stressful job on earth I bet it's

[00:47:11] literally the most stressful fucking job on earth what's risk analysis from

[00:47:23] And what I understand is it's just essentially, like, determines if someone will even pay back, like, alone how fast they will be able to, like, interest rates and all that shit.

[00:47:44] I'm assuming you're located at Crusade, right?

[00:47:46] Yeah, I'm at Crusade! What's going on? It looks like all of our ambulances were stolen.

[00:47:53] Uh, honestly, I don't know, because I don't have anything to do with ambulances.

[00:47:59] That's what it looks like.

[00:48:01] All right, if you think they're selling, go ahead and report them so that nobody's out there impersonating you, okay?

[00:48:06] Okay, THEN!

[00:48:12] Well, the way of paying the loans is to make their money by selling the debt.

[00:48:14] Yeah...

[00:48:16] That's probably, uh, that's probably what they do, is they just sell the debt off.

[00:48:20] But then, like...

[00:48:24] Who's even buying that debt?

[00:48:29] You know what I mean?

[00:48:37] Debt collectors? I know, it just doesn't seem like...

[00:48:40] It would be that great to buy.

[00:48:48] Because it's not like you have to, like, pay that shit back.

[00:48:51] Ha ha ha, you know?

[00:48:52] Your credit's gonna be absolutely fucked, and they'll probably try to take you to small claims court.

[00:48:57] Uh, but, you don't even have to go to that.

[00:49:03] Interest rates? Yeah, but I mean, I feel like a lot of, uh, people who take out payday loans probably eventually end up filing for bankruptcy anyways.

[00:49:16] Right? So where's this fucking money being made out of?

[00:49:26] S-Bobby, there.

[00:49:28] Yes, CMS Bob, I'm in a stolen Sultan! Medical Sultan!

[00:49:37] Can you make sure that it's painted red?

[00:49:43] I'll need to show up to the scene in a sultan.

[00:49:51] It's funnier if it's smoking.

[00:50:14] It's funnier if it's smoking.

[00:50:22] A van?

[00:50:23] Alright, we'll go look for a van.

[00:50:39] There's a lot of money in debt collection.

[00:50:41] Well, I don't doubt that. That's why it's in business.

[00:50:43] I just don't understand where it comes from.

[00:50:45] No, not that van, chat.

[00:50:47] That's- that's a shitty van.

[00:50:49] It's just gonna be a bunch.

[00:51:04] The Hurst.

[00:51:10] Oh, it's not spawning.

[00:51:11] I think it only spawns in the ambulance first.

[00:51:13] It's as lucky.

[00:51:43] Lucky, I feel like before I read this, there should be a girl like saying like,

[00:51:48] what is something you know that sounds like it should be illegal?

[00:51:52] So if you get served for the debt collection and don't show up to court,

[00:51:55] you will lose by default judgment,

[00:51:57] or they can either garnish your wages, levy your bank account,

[00:51:59] or put a leave, levy on your property.

[00:52:02] Oh, okay.

[00:52:03] Cool.

[00:52:07] This is what I've...

[00:52:09] This is what I've gathered from TikTok.

[00:52:11] It's either that girl, or like, like for part two.

[00:52:17] I fuckin' hate TikTok.

[00:52:19] No, I deleted it.

[00:52:20] I was like, this shit sucks, man.

[00:53:10] Cause you know, there was that time

[00:53:12] where I thought that it was gonna be banned.

[00:53:15] So I was like, I guess I should download it.

[00:53:22] Go right along with them.

[00:53:24] Maybe we should just use a box truck.

[00:53:26] Just throw them in the back of that.

[00:53:29] I feel like that'd be funnier.

[00:53:38] some mega ambulance i think you can take them off crusade medical and payday advance loans

[00:54:13] now let me get the van let me get the box truck so first

[00:54:38] ambulance is spawning palito

[00:54:41] yeah that's true this is pretty funny though crusade medical payday advance loans and metro pc

[00:54:52] s does anyone have a spare radio for our new ems from crusade who what

[00:55:09] I'll buy him my belt, don't worry.

[00:55:21] You're supposed to be in this universe.

[00:55:23] I felt as you say you would give him the radio.

[00:55:25] What's wrong with Metro PCS?

[00:55:28] Oh look, I mean...

[00:55:30] Oh shit!

[00:55:33] I got him a radio.

[00:56:08] Help me! I'm stuck at the b-

[00:56:09] Hey Bob, we got a new recruit named Edward.

[00:56:22] Here to cash?

[00:56:37] Cash a check.

[00:56:38] I think he's here to work.

[00:56:40] Is he here to work or is it for the payday advance loan?

[00:56:43] well that's for you to come here and find out you want to come get them from

[00:56:47] the box we also what do you do with the gold

[00:57:04] melt it down for needles

[00:57:41] I'm getting together a vehicle someone said extras on the side

[00:59:28] alright be able to see what's inside it's

[00:59:37] yeah son of a bitch okay well I guess this is a thing

[00:59:51] You can see me. Yep. Oh wow here else here. I'll let you see

[01:00:04] How did you do that? Someone said the agent? That's true. They have never opened their own hospital or parking lot

[01:00:52] Or Mike block

[01:01:00] Another horn, I think it's funnier like this

[01:01:24] Yeah, Andrew

[01:01:28] This is our ambulance for the day. This is what I got. So you want it dead? Yeah, it's

[01:02:32] dead. Japan is better. Oh my god. What killer in this country? Oh, box said it's really controlled

[01:03:02] here. No, that while they're wrong, they're absolutely wrong. We got to fight it progress.

[01:03:10] It's not controlled at all. It's off the fucking rails.

[01:03:13] Crazy train?

[01:03:16] Yeah, Cy Carter has it real bad.

[01:03:30] It's Genet, where's...

[01:03:33] Genetty?

[01:03:34] Yeah, where's Genetty?

[01:03:35] I got this one, Blake.

[01:03:36] I don't know.

[01:03:43] To save the life.

[01:03:44] I'm not sure life starts to be saved.

[01:04:03] Oh my God, you're trying to make it so you can, so we have lives to save. Good.

[01:04:08] Yeah, we...

[01:04:09] These guys said volunteerium.

[01:04:10] Yeah.

[01:04:11] You're not volunteering, EMS.

[01:04:13] Crusade Medical.

[01:04:15] Okay, that's okay.

[01:04:15] We're sick of Nobox getting all the fucking glory.

[01:04:18] Crusade Medical, is it that bad?

[01:04:20] You need to sell the real...

[01:04:21] I feel really good.

[01:04:22] Boom, you need to cash it, payday?

[01:04:30] Really sorry, okay.

[01:04:31] I was someone stealing an, you know,

[01:04:35] a vehicle and so on.

[01:04:36] We didn't do it with your ambulance, all right?

[01:04:39] Well, that's what...

[01:04:39] He thought it was great work, okay?

[01:04:40] Well, it's not I did steal this,

[01:04:42] but only because it was left

[01:04:43] after someone stole all of our ambulances.

[01:04:47] It's to save lives?

[01:04:48] So I think it's fair.

[01:04:50] Who stole your ambulance?

[01:04:51] I don't know, they left this van, though.

[01:04:54] Sick bastards.

[01:04:55] Right, exactly.

[01:04:56] They said I really like your pink hair and your cat ears.

[01:04:59] This is so cute.

[01:04:59] Thank you.

[01:05:00] You're just the best.

[01:05:03] OK, hey, listen.

[01:05:04] Do you guys know the number one killer in this country?

[01:05:09] Is it people who don't pull EMS?

[01:05:11] Tell them Edward.

[01:05:12] Wait.

[01:05:13] Full blown.

[01:05:14] Full body.

[01:05:55] Get out of the car.

[01:05:57] Come on, we need to get you a rambitage test.

[01:05:59] Get out of the car.

[01:06:01] Get out of the chair here and I'll prep the lab

[01:07:01] It's not a joke sit down

[01:07:27] No, you're not fine. You don't know we need to test you

[01:07:46] Yeah, we don't have that at crusade medical we couldn't

[01:07:56] answer that shit. Really. Yeah. No HIPAA. We can talk about it

[01:08:01] in court all of it. We have no HIPAA. Also if you need to sell

[01:08:06] some gold or pay your Metro bill. Yeah Metro. Yeah.

[01:08:14] Let me just run let me just run this go ahead plug it in I'll read the results put it in I'll read the results

[01:08:29] right here

[01:08:31] There's any way to get them to use their inside races

[01:08:35] Probably not

[01:08:40] And then I'm gonna get them to run the test

[01:08:46] I'm just waiting for the results.

[01:09:08] We're just waiting on the results if you could just look up in the meantime.

[01:09:12] Why do I gotta look up?

[01:09:14] Just look at that.

[01:09:26] The results came back to negative. She is all clear.

[01:09:28] Oh, thank God.

[01:09:32] Alright, let me just put this SpongeBob sticker on you.

[01:09:37] Some places offer demonstrations where you put a condom on a banana, things like that.

[01:09:42] for how to put a condom on your lesbian girlfriend. Yep Roy get over here. Okay Roy I need you

[01:09:52] to pull up. Okay you know what actually what is it Nina. Meena pull out your phone. And

[01:10:00] I need you to go to YouTube and look up. Okay. Recreate for a dream ass to ass scene.

[01:10:07] And I just need you to use the level of protection they're using in that

[01:10:13] So that once I have requiem what? Recreate for a dream ass to ass

[01:10:18] Ass to ass all right. Don't

[01:10:21] Only you watch it the audio is okay, but

[01:10:34] Yeah like that I think they got like four condoms on that double-sided dildo. Oh my god

[01:10:45] Yeah, that's that's pretty much the normal love making process for lesbians

[01:10:54] Right, I think so right

[01:11:02] I'm calling my girlfriend. I'm telling her to pick up condoms of right now

[01:11:07] Well, I don't think she gets it. I think the old man that's running the show gets it

[01:11:11] Hey, can you pick up condoms?

[01:11:15] That's so long.

[01:11:17] We need condoms.

[01:11:19] For negotiation. Get the fucking condoms or we're not having s-

[01:11:32] No.

[01:11:39] You ain't getting shit.

[01:11:49] There, I threatened her.

[01:11:51] Very nice. Nicely done.

[01:11:53] I threatened her with the sex.

[01:11:55] Good.

[01:11:56] And the withholding of the sex.

[01:11:57] I'm very proud of you.

[01:11:58] Thank God you don't have AIDS.

[01:12:00] Look, I just want you to listen.

[01:12:02] Do me a favor, pull out your MDT.

[01:12:05] and look up side Carter is that how you want to end up he's got it bad well

[01:12:14] you're not gonna see him in seven days he's got it bad

[01:12:19] Hi

[01:12:57] I

[01:13:00] Good work you too

[01:13:04] Good job

[01:13:07] See I told you working with them is a good idea. I think you're right

[01:13:12] It is a good idea, I think

[01:13:16] The morning shift is very peaceful, but it's okay. We'll work out our differences

[01:13:22] We're working peace and harmony

[01:13:24] Happy birthday. It's like the push buns. I'm not pushing but I'm right

[01:13:56] This is literally how you use it.

[01:13:58] Are most AIDS tests negative?

[01:14:00] Oh god no, that's extremely rare.

[01:14:04] And she's been having unprotected sex forever.

[01:14:06] That's terrifying.

[01:14:10] Please use Slash Me for multiple reasons.

[01:14:12] Oh.

[01:14:14] Oh my god!

[01:14:19] Is that the AIDS fighting back?

[01:14:21] Yeah, that's the sound of unprotected sex if I've ever heard it.

[01:14:25] That's a lot of unprotected sex.

[01:14:27] I don't know, okay, where do you just have a really quiet?

[01:14:29] Yeah, we just have someone having unprotected sex!

[01:14:32] A lot of unprotected sex!

[01:14:34] Jesus, look at that man!

[01:14:38] Someone's having unprotected sex in that for sure!

[01:14:40] Oh my god!

[01:14:42] Sir!

[01:14:48] I'm trying to get this on camera!

[01:14:50] What?

[01:14:52] You unprotected sex?!

[01:14:54] Oh my god, there's the people down!

[01:17:26] Don't worry about it.

[01:17:28] You guys did what you were supposed to do.

[01:17:30] gonna keep the lobby third he's got multiple GSW no no no no he was having

[01:18:15] protected sex he's actually he's having a protected sex with someone he has gunshot

[01:18:21] live that's irrelevant he was having a protected sex with a man in his car

[01:18:26] that's the most relevant part and we rolled up on seed they were both passed out the

[01:18:31] windows were all fogged up at the moment I'll let you in if I do okay

[01:18:44] Hey, isn't there another one?

[01:18:47] Another one, go!

[01:18:49] Did the fire go?

[01:18:51] Did the guy, Vic, in the ER, if he's good, the guy's good to go.

[01:18:54] We got a lot going on here.

[01:18:56] I'm not sure he's going to be good to go. He looks pretty fucked up.

[01:18:59] Hey, the cop's got the other AIDS patient.

[01:19:06] Hey, check these guys for any sort of syringes or anything.

[01:19:11] We'll throw them in the dishwasher and use them at Crusade.

[01:19:13] Blake, we have two patients that need you to give them a one server.

[01:19:16] They should be fine to go, though.

[01:19:17] Where? Where?

[01:19:18] have to go to the pharmacy because this guy is like dying out of the table.

[01:19:22] I'm just gonna have to go to the pharmacy because this guy is like dying out of the table.

[01:19:26] He's DNR. He's DNR. He's got a DNR. Don't waste the time. Right here, Bob.

[01:19:30] We have multiple coming in. What? Let's just tree eyes and right off the ones that are dead.

[01:19:35] Well, if they stick me to the needle, I will fucking kill you. What do you want her?

[01:19:39] She needs an AIDS test? Yeah, yeah. No, I don't need an AIDS test.

[01:19:42] Go ahead and get her in the chair. What's your mom?

[01:19:45] Okay.

[01:19:46] Alright, now we'll go back here, come on.

[01:19:47] We'll go back here.

[01:19:48] What, until we get where?

[01:19:50] This isn't sanitary at all.

[01:19:52] This is a lab, of course it's sanitary.

[01:19:54] Hey Bob, you guys have a cure for AIDS?

[01:19:56] Does Christina have a cure for AIDS?

[01:19:57] Ha ha ha ha!

[01:19:59] Hey, we barely know how to treat the common cold down there.

[01:20:04] Yeah.

[01:20:05] The cure for AIDS isn't that great.

[01:20:07] Yeah, the only cure for AIDS is death.

[01:20:09] Sweet mother!

[01:20:10] Hey, go ahead and sit down.

[01:20:12] Andrew, draw that woman's blood.

[01:20:14] Ma'am, do you want me to hold you down?

[01:20:16] It's okay here man don't worry this should relax you

[01:20:35] you. What's your relaxing? What is he getting you funding? I'm gonna hold her down to take

[01:20:39] her butt. Ma'am, do you need a check? Why are you trying to sell me? Okay, I'll take

[01:21:11] a big. Let's see. Oh, shit. Oh, God. She, she doesn't hold on. Hold on. Hold on. These

[01:21:45] results are weird. These results are fucking weird. It takes a while to come back. Yeah,

[01:22:10] I can see it's beating a lot.

[01:22:18] Right now we're just going to mark you as potentially

[01:22:20] age-ridden.

[01:22:20] Potentially age-ridden.

[01:22:22] Potentially age-ridden.

[01:22:25] Excuse me?

[01:22:26] Yeah, just potentially.

[01:22:27] You're not going to believe right now.

[01:22:30] Accurate test, OK?

[01:22:31] I only have second place.

[01:22:33] Right now?

[01:22:37] And I'm joking.

[01:22:38] No.

[01:22:39] Yeah.

[01:22:39] What does that have to do with anything?

[01:22:41] It's experimental.

[01:22:42] Yeah, potassium.

[01:22:44] That's for, no, that's not how that works.

[01:22:47] One of those bananas isn't to eat.

[01:22:49] It's to practice putting a condom on.

[01:22:51] Yeah.

[01:22:54] I have sex with my girlfriend.

[01:22:55] We don't need a.

[01:22:56] You need to wear condoms.

[01:22:57] OK.

[01:22:57] No, it's dental dams.

[01:22:58] You guys sell dental dams?

[01:23:00] No, no.

[01:23:00] We do sell Metro PCS plans.

[01:23:03] Metro?

[01:23:07] Isn't that a phone plan?

[01:23:08] I need, I need, I need a pencil to help my God.

[01:23:11] Fundy, where did you get the?

[01:23:12] Here, go ahead and take a handful of condoms

[01:23:14] out of my panty pack.

[01:23:16] No, no, I don't need condoms.

[01:23:18] I need dental dams.

[01:23:19] Ma'am, ma'am, take the condoms, please.

[01:23:21] What am I going to do with a condom?

[01:23:22] I'm gonna put that on my finger. No put it on the listen

[01:23:26] No, I have a guide for no safe sex between lesbians. Okay. I need you to go

[01:23:34] Pull up pull up your phone and go ahead and hook up recurrent for a dream ass to ass

[01:23:43] That's the safe safe most safe method, okay

[01:23:48] I

[01:23:52] And only you watch it

[01:24:00] Why

[01:24:12] Yep

[01:24:16] The common cold

[01:24:21] blood cell count is a little elevated you're probably gonna feel sick in the

[01:24:24] next couple days sick yeah what a flimstone gummies yeah spray you should

[01:24:32] really take a multivitamin what you say six six a day yeah you're gonna get

[01:24:37] nothing I just had coffee bounce up for my cup into my eye

[01:24:52] directly into my eyeball oh god it's burning it's burning I need water it's

[01:24:59] fine it's fine I'll just push through it

[01:25:05] oh god it hurts what do we got more this will go into the board

[01:25:14] I'm going to talk to you.

[01:25:19] I really have a conversation with you.

[01:25:22] Okay, have you been tested for AIDS yet?

[01:25:25] Yeah.

[01:25:26] Yeah.

[01:25:27] Yeah.

[01:25:28] Yeah.

[01:25:29] Yeah.

[01:25:30] I need a conversation with both of you guys.

[01:25:31] Yeah.

[01:25:32] I love that you guys are volunteering.

[01:25:33] I need to talk to you about something.

[01:25:34] If there's someone on the floor from gun shots.

[01:25:35] Yeah.

[01:25:36] I need you to ask.

[01:25:37] I was literally responding to the scene and he put him in your truck.

[01:25:41] Okay.

[01:25:42] You know

[01:25:44] You think it's our fault could I know I need it to

[01:25:50] No, no, no, no, no, no, I need you to wait for police to arrive on gunshot wounds victims, okay

[01:25:55] I need to GSR test these individuals. I can use just our testimony

[01:26:01] Sir, I need to process the scene there, you know

[01:26:07] Well, I can show you it

[01:26:09] Sir there was literally about five or six people I got brought at the house, but at the same time

[01:26:15] If you have situations like that we can't control who was involved or not

[01:26:20] I could show you who was who was where yeah, I

[01:26:26] Sir the only thing I'm asking you okay. There's gunshots wound victims and so on and they're dying

[01:26:32] I can't stop the bleeding from a gunshot wound on seed. What are you would say? I mean if it's a trash you can

[01:26:44] These men were shot. I know they were like dead like really really bad like there's

[01:26:51] There's other dead literally like dead soup on the floor

[01:26:56] You know

[01:26:58] No, it's fine. Okay. I'm you know, just, uh, read in, read out. Let's do things quietly

[01:27:07] and calmly. Okay, sir.

[01:27:10] What's quiet and calm about a man dying? I mean, he was already dead.

[01:27:15] Yeah, I can show you the scene. I know what the scene was. Don't worry.

[01:27:25] They were alive on scene.

[01:27:29] Interesting.

[01:27:29] Well, are you saying that they died in your ambulance

[01:27:32] then on your hair?

[01:27:33] No.

[01:27:33] Oh, they did.

[01:27:34] They died in the OR.

[01:27:35] Yeah, they were DNR.

[01:27:39] Yup.

[01:27:40] I'm processing the other ones, OK?

[01:27:42] And just feel like you're going to have a lot of bad people,

[01:27:45] OK?

[01:27:46] Oh, no, they're like dead.

[01:27:48] They're all like freaking just.

[01:27:49] Yeah, we'll take them to the morgue.

[01:27:50] Yeah, we'll take them.

[01:27:52] All right, let's talk to the doctors about that.

[01:27:54] We're not thinking about

[01:27:56] Hey, listen come here officer. Yes. Come here. Come on

[01:28:03] Come on, let's talk in here. Do you unlock this?

[01:28:16] Listen, I know that it's this is a stressful job. It's hard to watch people die and probably harder for you to kill people I

[01:28:23] Get that if you ever need someone to talk to I'm here for you

[01:28:26] you. We can talk in this closet any time. Oh my God. It's so sweet. I know all the adrenaline

[01:28:34] we have. People don't usually say that to me, you know. People are just like, I'm going

[01:28:38] to shoot you and then it's just like, Jesus, shoot. We don't carry guns. What the fuck?

[01:28:43] The other day, do you want to know what happened to me? I was in the hospital. I

[01:28:47] was out here chilling, right? Yeah, guys just comes out in a bike for screaming.

[01:28:51] I thought again, he's just

[01:28:54] On a bike just like on a bike. Yeah, that happens a lot at a crusade medical. We got a

[01:29:01] We we we got a lot of gang revenge shootings in the hospital

[01:29:05] It's warm. I'm thinking about offering in a gift shop the little like

[01:29:11] Flower decorations for funerals. What are those called like the arrangements? You know what I mean?

[01:29:16] Yeah, yeah, yeah, like your friend is so smart. Okay. Yeah, Andrew's real smart. He's a good he's good. He's a fighty. I'm us

[01:29:25] Green

[01:29:29] I'll come back to these tell box. All right, whenever I have some time to talk to you guys, all right

[01:29:33] Do you gotta go for all the stuff? Yeah, I do well listen. I

[01:29:39] You know you could talk to me in this closet. I know we're just full watching

[01:29:46] you like to watch okay yeah let's be fine you can talk with us do yeah you can talk with us

[01:29:56] i know that you know it there's a it's a high adrenaline job a lot of lights and sirens you know

[01:30:01] that is true a lot of noises a lot of ups and downs and hey listen at crusade medical we don't

[01:30:06] have hippa we can't afford that shit so anything you need to know we can just tell you yeah

[01:30:11] Yeah. Oh, interesting. Yeah, it's not like

[01:30:14] she didn't have AIDS. Oh, no, the square have AIDS. Yeah, it's up in the air. The test was

[01:30:21] inconclusive. So we're marking her as potentially full blown AIDS. Oh, we prescribed your six

[01:30:27] vitamin gummies, six vitamin gummies, half a gallon of water and three bananas. One isn't

[01:30:32] to eat though. It's a practice putting a condom on. Okay, sorry. Okay, so make sure you

[01:30:37] They're important make sure she eats her bananas. Okay. Okay. I'll tell her to be it's experimental

[01:30:44] Is there a link a proper way of her eating your bananas? I like to I personally like to chop them up

[01:30:51] Okay, chop them up. I think I think eating a banana hole is inappropriate for the work workspace

[01:30:58] Especially when you like me. I got it

[01:31:03] All right

[01:31:07] It's like, it seems like a nice lady.

[01:31:12] Oh wait, where's the, I gotta give a, hold on.

[01:31:19] Hold on a second.

[01:31:20] Yeah, they could spell D and R.

[01:31:40] We got stickers that we gotta hand out.

[01:32:03] We gotta, we gotta give,

[01:32:11] he's fucking killing me.

[01:32:12] We gotta find Nina and give her her.

[01:32:17] What did I just get?

[01:32:19] And then, obviously that's,

[01:32:32] Did y'all just say I want the spicy doctor?

[01:32:34] What?

[01:32:36] Someone asked for a spicy doctor

[01:32:40] It's you

[01:32:41] Oh hold on a second

[01:32:43] Okay

[01:32:44] Isn't the one for glare?

[01:32:45] Hello

[01:32:46] Hola

[01:32:47] I love life

[01:32:48] Me too man

[01:32:49] That was quick

[01:32:50] Oh yeah, I'm fine

[01:32:51] Okay

[01:32:52] Sure man

[01:32:53] Shit

[01:32:58] Okay, well

[01:33:02] Y'all have a good one, okay?

[01:33:04] I will man, you too

[01:33:18] She should be behind that

[01:33:27] Where's Claire Claire guys gotta take to the board

[01:33:35] That's quitters full blown

[01:33:40] Get the reference it's just stupid. It's just like those stickers you get for me a piece of shit

[01:33:56] Who's this

[01:33:58] the day guy hello sir stop grabbing me why you're grabbing well please stop

[01:34:06] grabbing me stop grabbing please help this is a lung cancer patient oh I have

[01:34:24] cigarettes no don't give up cigarettes what's wrong sir do you need to eat

[01:34:28] 10 don't got that need to eat that goddamn okay do you need an oncologist but

[01:34:38] what's the oncology what's your condition I know I don't got a good

[01:34:44] Okay

[01:34:59] I downplay cancer

[01:35:03] Apparently your arrogant is every character you play. Oh, no, I'm not every I'm just funny

[01:35:19] Yeah, that's good

[01:35:22] sticker

[01:35:26] Yeah, we got to give her a sticker all right here. Do you want the stickers? Yeah here?

[01:35:31] I'll hand you some stickers hold on I'll email you over some stickers you can print them out

[01:36:21] Yeah, she gets she gets Patrick

[01:36:34] That's pretty bad

[01:36:43] Good patient you get a SpongeBob sticker. Yeah email me. Is there gonna like

[01:36:50] Yeah, if anything I'm starting awareness. I what I'm saying I actually believe this I don't I think that

[01:37:01] Unprotected sex has become too common. You guys held me down. It's stuck a needle in me

[01:37:14] There's your sticker

[01:37:16] We'll just put that on you there you go

[01:37:19] No, no

[01:37:21] Have a good one. Excuse me

[01:37:29] Yeah, potentially I haven't had but well you could have it the test came back

[01:37:33] You could enjoy the last few days of your life. Maybe

[01:37:41] Yeah, let me

[01:37:43] Me get Jimmy. It's like a look at this truck for you. What do you mean? It's fine? We don't need help of you guys

[01:37:48] We are proud people at Crusade Medical.

[01:37:54] Yeah.

[01:37:55] I completely believe that.

[01:37:56] All right, we can help ourselves, all right?

[01:37:58] Now, does anyone need a payday advance?

[01:38:00] Does anyone need an advance on their payday?

[01:38:02] You know what?

[01:38:03] You know what?

[01:38:04] I actually stopped.

[01:38:05] They're paycheck.

[01:38:06] Fundy actually, Fundy has so much unperfected sex, it's ridiculous.

[01:38:08] You should do a test.

[01:38:09] Do you want to come down for a test?

[01:38:11] Yeah, please come down for a test.

[01:38:12] No, I'm good.

[01:38:13] Come down or else we'll come get you.

[01:38:15] Okay.

[01:38:16] What the fuck is this today it says it's important sir

[01:38:33] We're definitely on the verge of an outbreak. We're going me I've been able to

[01:38:41] We've been able to come in have come in contact with the virus

[01:38:48] Which is exactly what happened in the 70s, so we're probably pretty fucked

[01:38:55] Yeah, okay good good good Windows last time you

[01:38:59] was last time you went to one I went to a modeling concert in 2010 oh but that's

[01:39:07] pretty bad too

[01:39:10] it's not for rookie

[01:39:12] come on Clarence

[01:39:15] you got one for the lab

[01:39:22] you got one for the lab

[01:39:24] to the lab

[01:39:36] it's locked

[01:39:38] we need this one

[01:39:40] Clarence locked his door

[01:39:42] I have to hold it down guys

[01:39:44] watch for the war. Okay, there you go. Oh, I'm free. Okay, you're going to hold it down.

[01:39:53] Okay, what do you mean? He's going to hold it down. Okay, hey, go. Get his blood. Oh

[01:40:00] God. Cheeto dust. What? All I eat is celery. It's very good for you. Excuse me, ma'am.

[01:40:08] Are you supposed to be back here? I got this. Now me. What is the gauge of that beetle?

[01:40:13] I don't know we just grabbed one we just grabbed one out of that bin there

[01:40:17] what the hell is this?

[01:40:19] out of the needle bin right?

[01:40:21] that's where the needles always are

[01:40:23] oh the yellow one?

[01:40:25] oh my god oh my god

[01:40:27] hey he's fine

[01:40:29] Roy Roy!

[01:40:31] that's like you stabbed me with a pin

[01:40:33] oh god buddy

[01:40:35] doesn't feel good does it?

[01:40:37] why does that lady have a hatchet?

[01:40:39] why does she have a hatchet?

[01:40:41] just in case we didn't have to take that arm

[01:40:43] Oh god, you need to get into the car.

[01:40:45] Don't tell anyone I love arms.

[01:40:49] I'm an arm stealer, Kirk.

[01:40:51] Anyway, you guys do you.

[01:40:53] Make sure to save that person.

[01:41:15] How's it looking?

[01:41:16] I think it's a.

[01:41:17] Oh, he's clear.

[01:41:19] In fact, he's.

[01:41:21] Wait.

[01:41:21] No.

[01:41:22] Oh, he's got it bad.

[01:41:24] He's got it bad.

[01:41:25] He's got it bad.

[01:41:26] He's got it bad.

[01:41:27] He's full blown.

[01:41:28] He's full blown.

[01:41:29] He's full blown, yeah.

[01:41:30] Oh god, Bundy.

[01:41:31] He's got it real bad.

[01:41:34] Oh god.

[01:41:36] Have you been in contact with Cy Carter?

[01:41:39] I take reports from him sometimes,

[01:41:41] but he's never like thrown me off a vineyard sign or anything.

[01:41:44] Yeah, well listen, I'm going to need the list of with you

[01:41:49] probably like the last year, four years of people

[01:41:52] you've had sexual contact with.

[01:41:55] Yeah, who have you been fucking?

[01:41:57] Right back up.

[01:41:58] This guy's got full blown aides.

[01:42:00] Oh my god.

[01:42:01] Yeah, it's not good recently not not really too many people who I'm actually not dating anyone currently

[01:42:09] shit, um, have you been sticking your unprotected penis inside of people?

[01:42:14] No, no, the last four years four years

[01:42:18] Where's your penis been for the last four years?

[01:42:21] I mean, it's it's been a dry year guys that three years before that. I mean, you know, there's the

[01:42:26] Listen, I you got full blown aids

[01:42:28] I'm gonna run this to genetic and he'll be in contact, but you're fucked. You're gonna you're dead. You're dead

[01:42:34] Don't worry the cures come do you have a will?

[01:42:39] Tonight

[01:42:48] Don't get a mask on

[01:42:58] Yeah, one is bad.

[01:42:59] Boy, is he tied?

[01:43:00] Hey, Bundy!

[01:43:00] He's gonna make it.

[01:43:01] Don't forget your sticker!

[01:43:03] Yeah, I'm getting my stickers.

[01:43:04] Oh, yeah, my sticker.

[01:43:06] No!

[01:43:07] Bungie!

[01:43:08] Good.

[01:43:10] My favorite dispatcher.

[01:43:11] There you go.

[01:43:14] He moved again.

[01:43:17] He's going inside, huh?

[01:43:18] Oh, enjoy your aids.

[01:43:20] Yeah, you get Squidward.

[01:43:21] Yeah, Squidward.

[01:43:22] All right.

[01:43:23] All right.

[01:43:24] Sorry.

[01:43:26] Well, this is what you get.

[01:43:27] This is the last time.

[01:43:29] Wrap your willy before you get silly.

[01:43:32] Remember

[01:43:39] You're gonna want to make sure that he gets fired or something

[01:43:51] And start bleeding that's gonna cause an outbreak

[01:43:53] Oh god. Yeah, I understand. I understand. He's full blown. He's full blown. He's not in there.

[01:44:01] Come on, son of a bitch. Does it need an AIDS test?

[01:44:20] Alright guys, I see that there's more art. I will get to it.

[01:44:24] Hey, so we got an AIDS patient. Yeah, we're gonna have to run that up to Genetti.

[01:44:52] Oh boy, who's Genetti?

[01:44:55] Or or Agnes she's gonna be chief of medicine at a crusade medical oh

[01:45:05] Shit oh shit

[01:45:16] Well, well well if it is a bill box medical

[01:45:19] If it isn't filled up, you guys think you're better than us, huh?

[01:45:22] What do you mean?

[01:45:23] Just because the only recently got funding, and Crusade is currently half a junky hairwind

[01:45:30] then, we're clearing them out.

[01:45:32] Who said that we're better than you guys?

[01:45:35] Yeah, I know what you guys are thinking.

[01:45:37] The scum hospital of the city, Crusade Medical below, let me tell you.

[01:45:42] All right.

[01:45:43] All this money we're making by partnering with Metro PCS and Cash for Gold.

[01:45:49] We're coming back

[01:45:52] We're coming back

[01:45:53] So you guys got any gold you need to sell or if you need to pay your Metro PCS bill

[01:45:59] I have one gold bar, you know, and I use that as a paperweight. Okay. Well, we'll buy it

[01:46:08] Okay, rather have gold than AIDS

[01:46:12] We're not a tip I eat

[01:46:16] Pillbox medical has been number one for too long

[01:46:28] You're saying that falls off those mega-millions of powerball?

[01:46:50] Oh, let me give you the keys to this.

[01:46:59] That's so much to your heart.

[01:47:11] I haven't returned our ambulance yet.

[01:47:26] Hey, Bob, are you standing?

[01:47:34] You're going to sell me some?

[01:47:36] Yeah, to save a life.

[01:47:52] I don't want to check that out.

[01:47:59] Do you think Nickelodeon would sign off on these?

[01:49:13] 100%.

[01:49:30] HIV aids me of sword and the fight but I would finish it.

[01:49:35] Kira, you died.

[01:49:39] Uh-huh, that's good.

[01:49:41] That's just good for people taking our course.

[01:49:45] That's good.

[01:49:47] That's so wrong.

[01:49:49] That's good.

[01:50:45] Maybe we should go behind this one before.

[01:50:47] I think he has aids.

[01:50:49] Hey, pentas a piece of shit, pentas a cunt.

[01:50:51] Yo, sticky!

[01:50:59] Appreciate that, man.

[01:51:04] Thank you

[01:51:23] Yo, thank you sticky

[01:51:31] What are you kicking?

[01:51:33] Listen, I need there's a 47. I need you to go on radio 311 and tell us where it's at. Okay. Oh

[01:51:41] Okay, thank you

[01:51:43] Understood. All right. You guys have a great day. Sorry about your age, baby. I don't have a well you might

[01:51:50] It might be okay

[01:51:52] You might die well, there's nothing we can do for Bundy. He's dead

[01:52:08] Experimental surgery. Oh, there's the Reaper coming to take Bundy. You should have wrapped it up at that Molly crew concert

[01:52:18] Yeah, I hear just being in the same room as Nikki six you get it so

[01:52:26] Hey listen buddy, I told Claire when there's a 47 can you announce it on radio channel 3112?

[01:52:33] Yeah, we get you guys for medically trained

[01:52:37] Hey, cheer up, buddy. You'll be dead soon. Oh bossy mess to you

[01:52:43] Coming in with three four DOA's

[01:52:49] You want us to prep the more dumps sir

[01:52:53] Negative

[01:52:55] Where the hell are you gonna put them call Bob? I trust you

[01:53:04] Yeah, we can transport if you guys want if you want to meet us at bill box we can transport the the DOA's

[01:53:20] Don't worry Bob. I got this you guys take the next one. All right

[01:53:33] How much do you pay?

[01:53:37] Listen we give you one free Powerball ticket a week

[01:53:40] Oh my god.

[01:53:47] What's wrong with this radio?

[01:53:56] Can you chill for just a little bit?

[01:54:10] We literally just can't hear ourselves think that's all.

[01:54:26] You know

[01:54:57] No, you guys are EMS you shouldn't be going to the more okay, we can't if you want sometimes I help with surgeries

[01:55:06] All right

[01:55:08] Does anyone need a surgery?

[01:55:12] doing a few times I think I got the just of it

[01:55:15] just take the knife just cut stuff it's not that bad

[01:55:20] I still can't feel my leg

[01:55:28] I still can't feel my leg

[01:55:32] okay we'll get you some help

[01:55:36] Hey LaBar!

[01:55:40] Does anyone need any medical attention?

[01:55:43] okay they're free

[01:55:49] I

[01:55:55] Hear doctor whatever the fuck they're called

[01:56:30] No

[01:56:36] Yeah

[01:56:38] Hey, what's your name again?

[01:56:45] What happened?

[01:56:45] Are you related to the mazes?

[01:56:48] From Maze Bank Arena?

[01:56:49] I wish that'd be pretty cool.

[01:56:51] Yeah, you'd have a lot of money, I bet.

[01:56:53] Yeah, I know a lot of money.

[01:56:54] That's how I do not have money.

[01:56:55] You want a Powerball ticket?

[01:56:57] I'm good.

[01:56:58] Thank you, though.

[01:56:59] All right, we got him down to Crusade Medical.

[01:57:01] What an ace, though.

[01:57:03] I actually got one yesterday.

[01:57:04] We got two for five, King Cobra.

[01:57:06] I got an ace test yesterday because it's like harder.

[01:57:09] Yeah, she's good.

[01:57:10] Negative.

[01:57:10] We're good.

[01:57:11] Here's your sticker.

[01:57:13] Can you give her a sticker, yes, right?

[01:57:19] I didn't give her a sticker.

[01:57:20] I didn't have them yet.

[01:57:21] I ordered them.

[01:57:22] They're here now.

[01:57:31] You need to scratch off?

[01:57:36] I'm good.

[01:57:44] Man, I feel not so good.

[01:57:48] Here, let's get you checked in with Nancy.

[01:57:50] All the doctors, well, I don't know where the hell they are.

[01:57:53] Hey, Bob, can you just do the surgery?

[01:57:56] There's your sticker.

[01:57:56] Yeah, I could pop those legs off.

[01:57:58] I mean you really don't need them anywhere prep the OR those legs off put on some prosthetics

[01:58:19] You need to scratch off for a powerball ticket temporarily crusade medical

[01:58:24] No, that's bullshit. What's bullshit lottery? Yeah, the lottery is bullshit idiots play the lottery

[01:58:31] Okay, well idiot millionaires so

[01:58:34] Joe son you you won't be a millionaire

[01:58:37] You could win big sir.

[01:58:39] You could win big.

[01:58:40] Powerball is up to a quarter of a million dollars.

[01:58:42] And that's just today.

[01:58:44] Yeah, you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning.

[01:58:48] Yeah, but that happens to people too.

[01:58:53] It's not impossible.

[01:58:56] It's not impossible, but it's kind of a wasted money.

[01:58:59] Oh my god.

[01:59:00] Who would pay to get struck by lightning?

[01:59:02] The doctors?

[01:59:04] I don't know.

[01:59:05] All right, can we help you?

[01:59:06] Do you need an AIDS test?

[01:59:08] Are you the guys that are underneath the bridge. Oh no they're dead. Oh they're dead. Yeah they're

[01:59:18] dead. There's nothing we could do for them. We got to be as quick lose because we administered

[01:59:22] a rapid AIDS test and they died due to AIDS complications. Damn I guess I'm a reporter.

[01:59:29] Oh yeah kind of. Oh we could give you a brief interview if you want. Oh yeah. Unless

[01:59:34] I thought you want to know that wraps up well if it dies and yeah, I can't really make you have to be a hero

[01:59:42] Man, they're all in there Brenda

[01:59:45] Yeah, yeah, they say they said they succumb to AIDS so

[01:59:50] Yep, let boys that was made more severe by HIV virus

[02:00:01] Yep, that's right. We got some more

[02:00:04] Let's get some rapid AIDS test going.

[02:00:22] Yeah, none of them are handcuffed.

[02:00:24] Are they being bullied?

[02:00:25] Who hasn't been tested for AIDS?

[02:00:29] Who hasn't been tested for AIDS?

[02:00:32] Because we're bringing you into MRP.

[02:00:34] I'm not supposed to be already.

[02:00:35] AIDS all over.

[02:00:36] You guys positive?

[02:00:37] All right.

[02:00:38] AIDS tests all over.

[02:00:39] I'm never fair my exams.

[02:00:40] Shoot me an email, sir.

[02:00:42] I got something I got to give you.

[02:00:43] All right.

[02:00:44] But we need to stop reading.

[02:00:46] Should be

[02:00:49] You can do me my email is xxx beans xxx dot yahoo dot CL

[02:00:57] CL

[02:00:58] Yeah, what the hell CL Chile?

[02:01:02] Chili's you work at Chili's

[02:01:05] Nah, you soon back in the day

[02:01:09] I love those baby back ribs

[02:01:16] the one i've never ordered is that an appetizer no it's a lachilean man he's really fucking tiny but

[02:01:22] when the mother fuckers you eat the motherfucker so hard that makes you fucking fuck your mother

[02:01:26] in the shit that's how good that shit is all right sir i'm just gonna be fucking my mother

[02:01:30] hey what the fuck whoa oh jeez what's a hey this is this this man is an aid patient he's here for

[02:01:36] his aid stream mates oh well let me we just need to bring him an MRPD and then uh he'd get

[02:01:40] I

[02:01:50] Smart guys

[02:01:54] Who hasn't been aided tested yet, I haven't but I need to okay. Yeah. No you need to do this ages spreading rapid

[02:02:03] What are you doing?

[02:02:05] I don't have any more masks you don't get it.

[02:02:09] Why?

[02:02:10] It's not illegal to have AIDS.

[02:02:11] I mean you'll die, but...

[02:02:12] Hey, I got to put that on video.

[02:02:13] Yeah, that's what we're saying.

[02:02:14] AIDS is illegal.

[02:02:15] I got to put that on video.

[02:02:16] Hey, watch out.

[02:02:17] Bundy's got it.

[02:02:18] Full blown.

[02:02:19] Where's the guy?

[02:02:22] I got to get the data.

[02:02:23] Does anyone need an AIDS test?

[02:02:26] Man, I don't got no AIDS.

[02:02:28] Have you been testing?

[02:02:29] I got to go to the media.

[02:02:30] Yeah.

[02:02:31] You got to go to the media.

[02:02:32] Are you taking your antibiotics?

[02:02:33] Oh, is this the AIDS?

[02:02:34] What do you mean, bro?

[02:02:35] Man, what do you mean, bro?

[02:02:36] I take care of myself.

[02:02:37] OK, good for you.

[02:02:39] That's very good, sir.

[02:02:41] Keep up the good work.

[02:02:41] It's important, you know.

[02:02:42] What about you?

[02:02:44] I'm a virgin, but though.

[02:02:46] Jesus.

[02:02:46] All right.

[02:02:47] Good.

[02:02:48] Sir, at this time, you have the right to remain silent.

[02:02:49] Anything you say or do will be used here.

[02:02:51] Watch out.

[02:02:51] The guy has the committee of attorney.

[02:02:53] You get a four to attorney one will be provided.

[02:02:54] Criminal.

[02:02:55] Provide the state if available.

[02:02:56] What?

[02:02:57] Then he's turned to right as I've read the.

[02:02:58] That guy has the committee of watch out.

[02:03:01] Oh.

[02:03:01] It's fine.

[02:03:02] I'm not having sex with him, sir.

[02:03:03] Oh, OK.

[02:03:04] here's what's gonna bring you down a mission road PD and we're going to

[02:03:37] I

[02:03:41] Did anyone handle him after he was shot

[02:03:45] Okay, you definitely need to come back for an AIDS test

[02:03:49] Yes, I will I will

[02:03:58] What you know what Bob I need a hug you give me a hug

[02:04:07] Oh, okay. Look, I got a sticker that I forgot to give Nina. Okay. What's up with the sticker?

[02:04:17] How you doing today? We just do we do stickers for people that, you know, got their tests.

[02:04:22] Okay, that's cool. Yeah. I just check your email. It's in there. You just print that off.

[02:04:35] Great. You know what? I'm gonna take this. I'm gonna put this on our car and you know,

[02:04:44] Like for the what okay, could you not hug me until we get you tested wait? I

[02:04:56] That's not how it works

[02:04:59] I touched you. That's not how it works. I'm a medical professional. Yeah, we don't medicine man

[02:05:07] Don't make me

[02:05:09] Hey, we'll find you and we'll make you get an Aids test.

[02:05:16] I couldn't cut them because I wasn't in there.

[02:05:21] You have one hour to come back and get an Aids test voluntarily.

[02:05:24] What happens if I don't?

[02:05:26] We'll find you and we'll make you get one.

[02:05:28] Oh, it's going to be awesome.

[02:05:30] We have no hip and I can't say medical so we can do whatever.

[02:05:35] Oh, yeah.

[02:05:37] Oh, yeah.

[02:05:39] Yeah.

[02:05:41] My legs don't feel so good.

[02:05:43] Again?

[02:05:45] They never got fixed.

[02:05:52] You want to do that surgery for me?

[02:05:54] Yeah, sure.

[02:05:56] You want to do a regular surgery for me?

[02:05:58] No, there was definitely some age patients.

[02:06:00] Oh, Jesus.

[02:06:02] Hey, this guy's legs still hurt.

[02:06:04] Yeah.

[02:06:06] Do you want to check in to see the doctor?

[02:06:08] sure hey where's Jeanette fuck my hair plugs never mind yeah I thought about

[02:06:25] doing some prison Mike as well I thought about it the shit's funny though I

[02:06:52] love life I mean I support you peanut yeah hold him down prison I love being

[02:07:01] a crusader down me too oh boy shit today we got uh uh this is Andrew Edward

[02:07:18] Andrew I'm Edward Edward whatever so we got uh I told him I refer Bundy full

[02:07:31] blown riddled with that oh no not worse than Carter almost the blood was

[02:07:37] Screaming he said he was at a motley crew concert last year. So oh god. Yeah. Yeah, he's got it full

[02:07:45] He's like usher. He's got it bad. That's not that's not good. No, no, no, he's pretty all good. I'll tell him you're on duty

[02:07:51] I said, you know, we could test you but past that. I mean, he's just dead. It looks like I don't really know what you can do

[02:08:01] That far gone

[02:08:04] Shit

[02:08:09] How would he go to a Motley crew? What a fucking idiot.

[02:08:11] For Mettie's chat, Mettie careful with PentRB. He's pushing an envelope you don't want to

[02:08:15] push with RP income.

[02:08:17] Yeah.

[02:08:18] You hate to see it.

[02:08:20] You hate to see it.

[02:08:22] You hate to see it.

[02:08:25] Anyone else just, just on me so far?

[02:08:27] Let's see, Nina's clear.

[02:08:29] Um, Claire's maybe, Claire's maybe.

[02:08:32] Oh, okay.

[02:08:33] Tell him to get back in inclusive, yeah.

[02:08:35] Yeah, that makes sense.

[02:08:36] Yeah.

[02:08:37] I have a hard time believing she's clean.

[02:08:40] Yeah, we don't want to talk about a video game. We're a truck spawns and driver transfer all that says good aides

[02:08:49] Me know it's clear, huh? Yeah. Yeah, I

[02:08:53] showed her that educational video on how to have a

[02:08:56] Safe sex with your lesbian partner. Yeah

[02:09:00] That record him for a dream scene. Oh last ass. Yeah, I showed her that educational

[02:09:06] Yeah, that's a lot of that movie.

[02:09:09] Yeah.

[02:09:11] Wait, we just learned something new about Claire.

[02:09:14] Oh, yeah, she's maybe.

[02:09:16] She's a maybe.

[02:09:17] We also know that she watches anime.

[02:09:19] Oh, god.

[02:09:20] Oh, no.

[02:09:21] This is a weird combo.

[02:09:22] She's having sex, then?

[02:09:25] Oh, boy.

[02:09:28] Oh, jeez.

[02:09:29] That's weird.

[02:09:31] Well, anyways.

[02:09:32] Yeah, I told her to come back in a week.

[02:09:35] But right now she's, uh, she's potential.

[02:09:39] Yeah, that's still, that's still scary.

[02:09:43] The what?

[02:09:44] Did you do the blood work on?

[02:09:46] Yeah, I came back in conclusive.

[02:09:47] I said, come back, come back in a week.

[02:09:49] Yeah.

[02:09:50] Yeah.

[02:09:50] So right now she's, she's potential because she could.

[02:09:54] She didn't hang out.

[02:09:55] She does hang out with style.

[02:09:56] Well, she's with Bundy a lot and he's blowing.

[02:09:59] Yeah.

[02:09:59] I mean, he's so bad if he gets a paper cut, we need a quarantine mission row.

[02:10:03] Oh

[02:10:07] The grim reaper is literally following him around shit, that's how you know that's like stage number 20 and 21

[02:10:14] He's barely just hanging on. I told him to get a will in order tonight. Oh, yeah, that's good idea. Oh

[02:10:21] Yeah

[02:10:31] Paperwork

[02:10:33] Yeah, the people that you sent the blood work off to oh, yeah, well we just got the age machine back there

[02:10:39] Yeah, they do a rapid

[02:10:43] We got the rapid AIDS test it's the same people to do the rapid coven tests

[02:10:49] Raid machine raid but no that's the PD. Yeah, we don't do we are not the police department

[02:10:57] I don't think she's seen the

[02:11:02] rapid aids machine. Oh, hey,

[02:11:05] speaking of a nurse. Yeah.

[02:11:09] Okay. So then she's probably

[02:11:10] stressed out from having, you

[02:11:12] know, being a single mother.

[02:11:13] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How many

[02:11:15] tests of these fish or what?

[02:11:17] Oh, those aren't real. Oh,

[02:11:19] they're moving around. No,

[02:11:22] they're just like, they're

[02:11:23] just like little plastic

[02:11:24] things around like a little

[02:11:25] little wire. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[02:11:28] That's smart because I don't even know how the hell you'd open

[02:11:30] that. Yeah, there's no way to open this. Well, you just take

[02:11:34] your hand in. What?

[02:11:38] Yeah, from where? Where's the yeah from where?

[02:11:41] Well,

[02:11:42] chapter, what I've always wanted to go past aquarium right

[02:11:45] here. But I know how much work they are. Oh, it's glass.

[02:11:50] It's glass. I thought it was. Oh,

[02:11:52] Yeah. Hey, is your front here

[02:12:00] challenge? What do you mean?

[02:12:03] He's an E. He's just EMS. Oh,

[02:12:10] same thing. I ride on the

[02:12:18] shorty. Yeah, I bet you do,

[02:12:25] buddy. I bet you do. Oh, God.

[02:12:34] What? Did your mother drink

[02:12:36] drink a lot when she was

[02:12:37] pregnant with you? I've been

[02:12:39] I don't know

[02:12:42] Maybe I don't remember those days. Yeah, I wish I did

[02:12:48] Shit ton of fish guys in Austin probably I bet I got a couple

[02:12:53] Complete absence the two of you

[02:12:57] Well, I mean you're like you're fucked up look at it and Bob's most handsome man I've ever seen yep

[02:13:03] $10,000 worth of surgery, baby. Yeah

[02:13:06] That is true that draw line is impeccable

[02:13:10] Does anyone need a powerball ticket?

[02:13:13] Sure

[02:13:14] We got him down on a cruise ship, okay

[02:13:15] What numbers or do you just want quick pick?

[02:13:18] Uh

[02:13:20] Let me get quick, well

[02:13:21] How many quick picks?

[02:13:23] Uh, a thousand laws worth

[02:13:25] That's a thousand tickets

[02:13:27] Yes, a thousand tickets

[02:13:28] I mean, is there a limit?

[02:13:31] You want me to sit around and print off it?

[02:13:32] Fuck Roy

[02:13:35] It's for the kids

[02:13:37] Is it the power ball for the schools?

[02:13:39] Okay.

[02:13:40] The school what what never mind.

[02:13:45] Give me five five five.

[02:13:47] You get one what I thought I was getting more than one for joining over possibly crusade.

[02:13:54] No, that's that's what you get paid.

[02:13:56] You get you get paid and you get one free powerball ticket a week.

[02:14:00] I love what I what congratulations.

[02:14:05] It's my friend.

[02:14:09] Come here Roy.

[02:14:10] Hey here you go.

[02:14:16] Here's your numbers.

[02:14:17] Here you go.

[02:14:22] Good luck.

[02:14:25] Oh yeah.

[02:14:26] I'm feeling lucky today Bob.

[02:14:27] I'm feeling lucky.

[02:14:32] It is a very nice stuff.

[02:14:34] Yo I actually think having a nice aquarium in my house would actually...

[02:14:38] I bet that would actually like...

[02:14:40] How'd you know I was little down there?

[02:14:42] Relax me I know I would.

[02:14:44] I'm pretty sure you were one of my patients sir.

[02:14:48] You asked me to check your balls.

[02:14:49] I've never seen Los Angeles.

[02:14:51] You said you were having trouble when you cough it hurts. Yeah

[02:15:01] Like that's that's that's fucking big salt. I'd want to go salt water very shareable

[02:15:09] No, sure do oh have to clean it. Yeah, I could just pay someone to clean it though, right? Oh

[02:15:17] Oh boy. Oh boy indeed. How many lights have you seen? Oh the fuck is that? What the hell

[02:15:30] is that? Oh wait I don't know how you see it. Do a dancer? What? Do a dancer buddy?

[02:15:38] I just had a muscle spasm. Oh okay. Oh boy. Oh boy. Cool uh bracelets he got there.

[02:15:52] That's true. That's true. Hey buddy, that's a test. Do you do that when you're your ambulance?

[02:16:18] Do you go along with the noise? You thinking? You thinking buddy? He's thinking. He's thinking.

[02:16:44] really hard he's thinking I'm very proud of you and you would need to pay their

[02:16:56] Metro PCS bill no I'm good all right are you sure you sure I'm sure I love

[02:17:05] numbers I think I'm favorite payment my favorite six six yep it's a good number

[02:17:17] You know what I mean?

[02:17:21] Why?

[02:17:22] You turned it upside down.

[02:17:23] It's nine.

[02:17:24] Oh, true.

[02:17:25] That's true.

[02:17:26] So really, you have two numbers and one?

[02:17:30] You're so talented, buddy.

[02:17:37] I'm learning a lot today about the crusade.

[02:17:39] So he's, you're such a bright young man.

[02:17:46] Oh, ha ha ha.

[02:17:47] Thanks.

[02:17:48] Oh boy.

[02:17:49] Oh, you're a good hugger.

[02:17:51] Thank you.

[02:17:52] He's a hugger.

[02:17:53] He's a hugger.

[02:17:55] Yeah, he is.

[02:17:57] Before she got aid.

[02:17:59] Oh, oh.

[02:18:02] She didn't say anything.

[02:18:15] Horse scum.

[02:18:20] Horse scum.

[02:18:22] Horse scum.

[02:18:24] Yeah, really is.

[02:18:29] Yes it is.

[02:18:54] Life of the party right now.

[02:18:56] He's such a special,

[02:18:58] special, special lad.

[02:19:07] We got live to save.

[02:19:09] We have any ambulances yet. What a nice guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sweet Louis. Thank you for the 10 months

[02:19:42] Shit

[02:19:45] Apples five months. Thanks for that

[02:19:50] Yeah, I heard the song

[02:20:15] Taking our ambulances we file a police report it might need to oh

[02:20:25] That was a bull.

[02:20:27] What about Roy?

[02:20:39] Yeah, Roy said to call him. What does he want?

[02:20:41] No fucking clue.

[02:20:43] Just get him on the radio.

[02:20:45] He should be on the yellow pages.

[02:20:47] Get him on the radio.

[02:20:49] You're safe.

[02:20:57] Oh, wait, Bob.

[02:21:50] I may have something for you at Lord Pillbox.

[02:22:07] Something better.

[02:22:15] What's better than that?

[02:22:17] A Super AIDS test?

[02:22:19] Sure, imagination flow, Bob.

[02:22:24] Sure, imagination flow, Bob. You'll find out.

[02:22:27] That's so long.

[02:22:30] Alright!

[02:22:32] Oh, geez, Bob.

[02:22:36] Yo, it's your boy, Vixx, for the 14 months.

[02:22:39] Uh, Q of... Q of... I don't know.

[02:22:41] But, thanks for that.

[02:22:46] Ambo or wireless?

[02:22:49] I...

[02:22:50] Seriously, don't work in a wireless...

[02:22:53] Q.

[02:22:57] Oh, hey, there's a fire truck!

[02:25:32] Piece of shit's probably off right now.

[02:25:34] Let's go broke into a house!

[02:25:46] I always wished I was good at singing.

[02:26:55] Maybe I'll take lessons.

[02:26:57] I would just like to be good enough

[02:27:01] to do karaoke and for people to be like,

[02:27:04] oh that sounds pretty good.

[02:27:08] I'm good.

[02:27:09] I have songs.

[02:27:10] There's certain songs I can do.

[02:27:13] Some things in my range.

[02:27:17] Yeah, exactly.

[02:27:24] Every time I try to do the karaoke though, people,

[02:27:32] people don't like it.

[02:27:33] I don't think I do 100,000 dollar race

[02:28:09] I got crusade medical freeds test metro PCS powerball cash

[02:29:08] It's good to me over and off the way under scrap value crackhead prices

[02:29:42] No idea

[02:30:15] The spelling is backwards on this

[02:30:32] Well, yeah, you could drive

[02:31:08] a pocket. Hello sir.

[02:31:14] Hey, how you doing?

[02:31:16] Aids. Like you trying to aid me in what way?

[02:31:19] We're trying to aid you in to see if you have HIV. What's your name?

[02:31:23] Oh, I got it. I got it. Don't trust that, Bob.

[02:31:25] What's your name? Bob?

[02:31:26] Name is Elsa. Nice to meet you.

[02:31:28] Hey, he's got it just so loud. I can't hear him.

[02:31:30] You're emergency.

[02:31:31] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:31:32] Head up down.

[02:31:33] Oh, God.

[02:31:34] Mr. Stubb.

[02:31:35] I'm holding him down.

[02:31:39] I'm positive I'm not HIV positive okay. Have you been in contact with Sy Carter or Bundy no

[02:32:00] at the PD you had unprotected sex six months wait sir we need to take your blood

[02:32:10] You probably got it. There's an outbreak. The HIV has spread to the hippie community.

[02:32:17] It's the same thing that happened in the 70s. What? Sir, you got to speak up. I got tonight.

[02:32:25] What? Yeah, you can go back to Pillbox Medical. We're with Crusade Medical. All right?

[02:32:31] What about you? Are you sure?

[02:32:37] Yeah. Yeah. Very sure. All right. All right. Okay. Hey, what's

[02:32:43] back here? I'm in my company. Okay. So you deal with scrap.

[02:32:49] Do you do with a scrap yard? So that you deal with you deal

[02:32:54] with drug. Yeah, we need to get you a tested. No.

[02:32:57] I get a shot. Okay. Well, that's up to date. We need

[02:33:02] to get you a test if you deal with scrap. Definitely.

[02:33:05] to the hospital. All right. All right. What about you? You sell scrap?

[02:33:11] When was the last time you use drugs? Street drugs? Yeah, that's okay.

[02:33:16] Probably today if you sell scrap. Yeah, this morning. What do you use?

[02:33:21] Bandage. That's not a drug. Okay.

[02:33:26] Well, how am I? My freaking doctor. Listen, when was the last time you used heroin, cocaine, PCB?

[02:33:34] Yeah, that's why you're selling scrap, right?

[02:33:36] Yeah, so I can buy all the heroin.

[02:33:38] Have you ever got yourself a bunch of crap?

[02:33:40] Okay, thanks for the money.

[02:33:42] Yep, yep. Who should you guys deal with, right?

[02:33:44] Come on! We are a donation base at Crusade Medical.

[02:33:46] Crusade?

[02:33:48] Does anyone need to pay the Metro-PCS bill?

[02:33:50] Do you want a BMS?

[02:33:52] Yeah, we're partnered up with them.

[02:33:54] We have a BMS.

[02:33:56] We have a BMS.

[02:33:58] We have a BMS.

[02:34:00] We have a BMS.

[02:34:02] PMS. Yeah. We're partnered up with them. Yeah. Okay. It's

[02:34:05] responsible. That's nice. Yeah. I guess. All right. Okay.

[02:34:11] It's more like they pay the loan on our building and we get

[02:34:14] people under anesthetics to sign up for a year long plan.

[02:34:19] There's a lot of Bob. Yeah. This is Bob. Or yeah. Yeah.

[02:34:24] We're about the mobile age test. Guys it's an emergency.

[02:34:31] All right Bob, okay, I miss you Doc, we should meet me up, I hope we can have a potential cure for you.

[02:34:36] Thank you for aiding me tonight.

[02:34:38] Yep, if I'm not...

[02:34:39] Hey, we gotta go to Killbox!

[02:34:41] Killbox?

[02:34:42] Bye-bye.

[02:34:42] Talk to Janetti!

[02:35:16] Oh, dude, do I?

[02:35:17] Yep.

[02:35:18] What do you got for us, Roy?

[02:35:20] We may have a potential cure.

[02:35:22] There's no cure for AIDS.

[02:35:24] I don't know if that's true.

[02:35:25] The only cure is death!

[02:35:26] Ever since you guys diagnosed me, I stabbed the Grim Reaper with a boot knife, and then I also...

[02:35:32] Yeah, I used my tentacles

[02:35:42] Coming oh shit we got 47

[02:35:45] We got 47

[02:36:03] Godspeed

[02:37:53] Oh, come on, grandma.

[02:37:57] I have some of the, I have some of her books.

[02:38:01] We're seeing her again.

[02:38:03] Yeah, my shit is fucked, huh?

[02:38:05] Oh, there we go.

[02:38:11] We did it.

[02:38:12] Well, let's go through our song server.

[02:41:50] Oh, no way, I'm mad.

[02:42:30] Oh, fuck man.

[02:42:31] What's your name?

[02:42:32] Michael Prince.

[02:42:33] Dana Burst!

[02:42:35] 11, 2, 98.

[02:42:36] Michael Prince.

[02:42:37] Are you Paco's brother?

[02:42:39] No.

[02:42:47] It's about like a, like a seven.

[02:42:49] We got a guy coming in.

[02:42:52] something 97 I don't know

[02:43:01] no no no no

[02:43:02] what about you

[02:43:56] we got three

[02:44:04] he's not rabbit

[02:44:05] he bit me

[02:44:49] fuck i'm not stillin to be honest

[02:44:50] i don't need that shit

[02:44:51] what box is stillin

[02:44:54] all right thank you bum

[02:44:56] all right

[02:44:57] aww pretty

[02:44:58] ma'am do you have insurance

[02:45:00] um

[02:45:01] no

[02:45:02] i'm not seeing any major cuts

[02:45:04] hey this one has insurance

[02:45:05] you want me to drop her outside

[02:45:07] uh no they all have insurance

[02:45:08] fuck

[02:45:09] this one said that she doesn't

[02:45:10] she does

[02:45:11] Oh

[02:45:24] Doesn't have insurance just give it to her anyways

[02:45:31] Hey

[02:46:06] I touch my dog Bob your dog don't touch him

[02:47:30] Off fuck another one

[02:50:06] Fuck he's critical

[02:50:12] We really need the money a crusade

[02:50:25] This batch do you know what the fuck is the pussy was what is it?

[02:50:32] My pussy

[02:50:35] Every request for fifty-two is on San Andreas Avenue. You're available. Jesus

[02:50:47] Insurance

[02:51:05] grand yes we need that yes we're gonna manage critical I'm in OR one nurse

[02:51:23] and this forty-two have a good night the coke sword job that's fine yep I

[02:52:21] sure did you daddy I put an organ pocket okay good what is it good

[02:52:32] insurance if not the dog treats them

[02:52:40] what kind of insurance you have

[02:52:43] Hunter, sick of them

[02:52:48] I got local government insurance

[02:52:50] go ahead, we'll use the dog medic for this one then

[02:52:54] guys, balls

[02:52:56] help me out here

[02:52:58] good boy

[02:53:00] that's how we treat these deadbeats

[02:53:02] no free ride to the hospital for you, deadbeat

[02:53:05] come on man, fuck it, lowlife

[02:53:13] stop wasting our time with this shit

[02:53:15] Shit!

[02:53:24] He's having some deadbeat with public insurance.

[02:53:27] We just have the dog get him up.

[02:53:32] All right, we're not gonna waste actual resources

[02:53:34] on public insurance.

[02:53:48] I have some neti chick down here telling me

[02:53:50] I have to do my job, Bob.

[02:53:52] What?

[02:53:52] What's her name?

[02:53:53] Neti?

[02:53:55] What does she want?

[02:53:56] Does she want a job?

[02:54:01] What's a job?

[02:54:02] All right, tell her to come down to Crusade.

[02:54:05] Come down to Crusade, Neti.

[02:54:06] I'm telling you, you're right.

[02:54:07] Yeah, yeah, take her down to Crusade.

[02:54:27] interview someone well we're gonna gather these and put them in my dish

[02:55:13] washer at home god damn it you're a hero it would make sense that a dog would be

[02:55:33] yeah I do hire I guess it's exciting stuff yeah yeah I just ignore the weird

[02:55:45] smell we're trying to clear up the this place has been abandoned for five years

[02:55:49] it's a it's a junkie den we're trying to clear them out and get this place up

[02:55:52] been running you could put a sign on you pay Metro PCS bill at crusade that

[02:56:00] could be good advertising for crusade see you there you'll keep PCS that's a

[02:56:46] cell phone provider oh specifically for people that have damaged credit you are

[02:56:55] you looking to sign up four lines for 60 bucks a month

[02:57:02] respectfully to climb that offer however okay well he's your current provider

[02:57:06] I'll go provider look this is how we're making our money down here now

[02:57:16] Until we could get some better equipment like a blood pressure machine. I just kind of guess

[02:57:27] Oh good good do you have any gold you want to sell you give cash for gold I don't even know how to get that sir

[02:57:37] Okay, so you want to apply for the hospital? Yes, I do

[02:57:45] All right, what's your what's your qualifications?

[02:57:47] Well, I was a medic for nine months.

[02:57:50] Oh dude!

[02:57:51] I am, I'm an unhinged, an incredible driver of an ambulance.

[02:57:56] I don't even know what this thing anywhere.

[02:57:59] Alright.

[02:58:00] It means, into people.

[02:58:02] Okay, how many felonies do you have?

[02:58:09] Oh.

[02:58:10] In the last ten years.

[02:58:13] Last ten years?

[02:58:14] Well you know, I, you know, I'm not, you know, I have nothing, nothing on my record,

[02:58:19] on my record sir all right okay well I guess okay yeah how's your credit listen

[02:58:41] we'll hire people at least the dog wants to roll you I think listen at least

[02:58:50] don't steal any more than half and we pay a powerball tickets yeah yeah you're

[02:59:09] we'll pay you one powerball ticket a week we also sell yeah we sell

[02:59:14] Powerball here and scratch offs. No that dog needs $500. Yeah okay. Alright listen fine hired

[02:59:38] No I can't do that. Okay. Oh yeah the dog actually wants a hundred and sixty grand.

[02:59:44] Oh

[02:59:47] What's the song money for

[02:59:51] This dog is the best doctor that we got dog turn

[02:59:55] This is a dog

[02:59:59] But no, I'll give you $16

[03:00:03] Well, he might bite you

[03:00:06] That's okay. I might bite him that that's dog turner

[03:00:13] her. Nice to meet you doctor Hunter. All right fine hired EMS. All right you work your

[03:00:22] way up the ranks maybe we'll talk. You do a good job we'll talk about a promotion.

[03:00:26] Okay. All right. Our head doctor is Agnes. Oh perfect I love Agnes. Okay you know Agnes

[03:00:35] I haven't met her that's just what Dr. Cross said. She's great we need to deliver her

[03:00:41] bodies for scientific experiments. Oh that's another thing you have you roll up on scene

[03:00:47] here take some donor cards just take their ID and put their name on it. If you roll up on scene and

[03:00:52] they don't look like they'll make it just slip one in their wallet. Okay all right. All right.

[03:00:57] Okay all right. Oh thank you so much buddy. Okay you two ride together we're on radio 311

[03:01:05] until we get this place up and running we are working out a pill box.

[03:01:08] We do accept Metro PCS payments here and we are selling Powerball and Scratch off also we buy gold

[03:01:24] Yeah, yeah, get her a uniform for God's sakes come on doctor

[03:01:41] No, we're not selling real power

[03:01:53] Shoving in pillboxes pretentious. I think we're gonna be able to do a poach genetic

[03:01:58] it was like a like an alien doctor hunter oh hi doctor hunter no dog tour oh

[03:02:28] doctor doctor doctor he is a doctor though oh okay he's very good yes let me

[03:02:38] get dog doctor hunter caught up to speed yes this guy tested positive for full

[03:02:42] bloating like bad real bad earlier today yeah fucking sucks and his

[03:02:50] insurance isn't very good so I don't really think there's much we're gonna be

[03:02:54] able to do for him. Cover us very well on dispatch. Anyways that's what we got

[03:03:00] here's his chart. What was his chart you were talking about tell it to the

[03:03:07] dogtor. Okay so I've tried two things so far you know that Grim Reaper

[03:03:13] that was following me around. Yeah yeah that's another big dogtor the Grim Reaper

[03:03:16] was literally following him around. Yeah so I stabbed him. Okay you stabbed

[03:03:22] death. Yeah. Yeah. He just got a blue oyster cold song. Yeah, but like don't

[03:03:28] hear the Reaper. Yeah. Yeah, I guess it does. All right. He just got a poof

[03:03:32] disintegrated into the ground. Oh, um, and then there was this alien guy on

[03:03:38] the base Griffin door. Yeah, okay. He had a tentacle growing out of his hand

[03:03:42] and he kind of like sucked the AIDS out of me with it or he claimed he

[03:03:47] the eight side I don't know what do you think Doc if the Doc says it's two Borks for yes

[03:03:58] one for no and if the Doc says you know then I still recommend you take it easy though and

[03:04:03] definitely stay away from the Motley crew concerts I'm pretty sure that's where you got

[03:04:07] that shit yeah yeah no more I mean in the same room as Nikki six is not good I mean

[03:04:14] let's be honest they don't really tour anymore they just do car commercials we should be

[03:04:17] safe from them okay well they're also I mean your immune system still probably

[03:04:21] gonna be shot so uh three apple three bananas a day one is for practicing a

[03:04:27] condom condom on the okay okay yeah should I get the should we get the

[03:04:34] magnum size for the apple or did I just stretch it out no bananas but oh

[03:04:39] bananas okay yeah like that apples no no apples for you oh this dog thinks

[03:04:47] he can cure AIDS all right well I mean if you trust him I trust him Bob I mean

[03:04:58] he's the dog tour yeah he wants to know if you can send yeah this is very

[03:05:05] experimental that's good goddamn work yeah that's good work he's very qualified

[03:05:27] he's the best ageologist that we have smells like it just smells like a

[03:05:34] straight up cat litter box yeah well what do you want oh my goodness oh but the

[03:05:41] fuck it's a medical procedure see how that does and then watch a circle back

[03:05:45] in three days with it will do a follow-up test okay okay I mean three days

[03:05:51] longer than I had before yeah best of luck Monday until then though assume you

[03:05:57] have AIDS okay this man has AIDS hey do I have AIDS I don't know do you want to

[03:06:15] come get tested yes that's me for AIDS let's see I got my mobile well I want

[03:06:20] you well dude in the lab watch come down to pillbox okay sounds good I'll be

[03:06:24] down there hey doctor can you hop out I can't get into shit for some reason oh

[03:06:30] okay there we go we're what coming in with the names test was it I don't know

[03:06:42] Some cop

[03:06:44] Some cop

[03:06:47] He's coming. He's not with me. No, he's not with you. He's under on the way

[03:07:17] This is a dog tour hunter dog tour hunter. Yeah. Oh, hello. He's uh, he's chief of medicine at a crusade. Oh, wow

[03:07:26] It's very qualified very very decorated

[03:07:32] Dan you only hire the best over there, huh? That's right. He thinks he actually has a cure for AIDS

[03:07:36] I don't know what to see tried to proceed

[03:07:39] Well, we're gonna do another tab will do to follow up test in three days. I have a cure for a it's called my tentacles

[03:07:45] I cured Bundy. Yeah, I heard about this radical tentacle therapy

[03:07:49] I put my tentacles in his mouth and they cured them. That's amazing. I feel like that probably should definitely higher head. I

[03:07:57] Do not have AIDS. I'm a different race

[03:08:03] Elaine

[03:08:05] Wow

[03:08:09] That's a really good dog. Yeah, he's good top of this class Harvard

[03:08:29] We are you poached Nettie? Yeah, we poached Nettie

[03:08:32] Oh

[03:08:34] Stocks are high right now. That's a fucking pickup. Yeah

[03:08:39] I'm gonna run to the break room real quick

[03:08:45] Can't wait till crusade is up and running and we can leave this shit box

[03:08:48] That's what it should be it should be pillbox should be shit box. Am I right guys?

[03:08:58] True

[03:09:23] I

[03:09:28] Give people morphine and oxygen

[03:09:32] From my fire extinguisher

[03:09:34] Oh, sell this shit. You need a gun license

[03:11:47] Oh, no, that's funny the lawsuits do the lawsuits would be hilarious

[03:15:09] Geez

[03:15:23] back what why I don't know he just walked off oh he's good but he's a free

[03:15:37] spirit you say Kalei yeah Kalei

[03:15:41] all right I see it you know just about you got a 10-13 bravo down that copy bravo

[03:15:51] hey for a while it's not exciting okay oh shit it's blue haze

[03:16:01] hey blue haze that's so long hi amas keep saving lives out there man

[03:16:12] I don't want to see anyone who doesn't have insurance today.

[03:17:24] Yeah, Natty.

[03:17:58] She's saying she's got insurance, Bob.

[03:18:07] See how much money she has.

[03:18:08] How much money she has.

[03:18:14] We'll talk about this don't think later.

[03:18:15] Ma'am, check her wallet.

[03:18:17] She's got six grand.

[03:18:18] Pull her out.

[03:18:19] Pull her out.

[03:18:20] Pull her off.

[03:18:23] for treatment just sign this okay that we're gonna bill you $6,000 okay you

[03:18:32] agree to consent treatment okay all right $6,000 we'll give you half

[03:18:46] We did a check

[03:19:36] Listen normally, I'm good at this blues. Okay, but you

[03:19:42] You got me winded. I got out y'all comes when you when you want me to come see you come for you any time

[03:20:02] friend the panda in Tuesday actually has insurance any time used to be a stripper

[03:20:11] Oh she knows a nice showy. Your special toggles. I'll DM, I'll DM, I'll DM. Oh shit. Oh shit Jeff. No Jesus.

[03:20:48] I'm looking for an insurance card insurance triage

[03:21:12] Oh Jesus to get out the velvet pillow for you

[03:21:17] This guy is blue cross blue shield up get up there ASAP

[03:21:22] This guy has blue cross blue shield insurance

[03:21:31] Yeah, I just got one. I'm in OR one. Okay. All right

[03:21:47] Like the shit not the shit that we get from South America the shit that we get from China the good one

[03:21:57] Yeah, not this shit. I'm gonna about to get the bread

[03:22:14] This guy's pain levels of 10 oh my god, it's a 10

[03:22:19] Holy shit

[03:22:22] Super upset angry face. Yeah, it's like red. It's steaming. Oh fuck

[03:22:27] We lost him. I think he was uh he was under a tree. I think he fell out of a tree out of a tree. Oh

[03:22:50] Shit

[03:22:51] Get this fucking deadbeat off the table off the table

[03:22:53] Get this deadbeat off the table. This guy actually has insurance

[03:22:56] I can't. I'm stuck on the table. Get out of here. You're not getting treated today with your shit insurance

[03:23:02] He actually grown the world. Perkins actually has good insurance

[03:23:05] Yeah, you should have thought about this. You should have thought about being injured before you got shit insurance

[03:23:10] Get out of here deadbeat

[03:23:12] Getting out of getting out of here in the way Brenda. You're literally I got this

[03:23:19] This guy's insurance

[03:23:21] Anymore 47 Andrew you stay with that guy. All right

[03:23:27] Help Janetti I got this

[03:23:30] Okay, look I can walk walk. No, no, sorry deadbeat. We got a special policy for you

[03:24:34] it yeah we got the casino that's where the calls coming this batch dms bob it's a local

[03:25:06] caller i can't call them they're not picking up they're fucking left i'm on scene we got

[03:25:12] two critical oh my god jesus bob explosion would this be the explosion at the casino

[03:25:30] where is it uh we'll just put them in the dumps i'm insured triaging man where's your

[03:25:50] You're insured, you're insured!

[03:26:44] Friend of skin.

[03:26:45] Ryan, it's okay, you were defending yourself.

[03:27:49] This is not the EMS.

[03:27:53] I'm prepping, I'm prepping.

[03:27:54] Shit.

[03:28:06] Any prepped you are!

[03:28:08] Bob's hurt, Bob's hurt, Bob's hurt.

[03:28:11] What?

[03:28:12] Bob is down, Bob is down.

[03:28:28] I'll drop everything down here.

[03:28:29] We need you here.

[03:28:37] He ruined his fucking face implants.

[03:28:39] Listen, I have a spare stim still we can use.

[03:28:53] It's a plastic fitting out all over his fucking face.

[03:28:57] The door is still here.

[03:28:59] I got this.

[03:29:04] It's close as well. Close as well.

[03:29:06] Take the blood change.

[03:29:07] Andrew, where are you?

[03:29:14] Pumping some blood in.

[03:29:19] Pump that blood in.

[03:29:21] I'm pumping it. I'm pumping it.

[03:29:24] Lift, Chomsky, I'm bleeding.

[03:29:30] Fucking piece of shit.

[03:29:41] This kid. This fucking kid.

[03:29:43] Get your ass over here, Andrew.

[03:29:46] Move over on the dates. This is only...

[03:29:48] This is a job for Andrew.

[03:29:50] Is that what we're running?

[03:29:52] I'll hold the door

[03:29:56] Play the fray

[03:30:13] He won't want you to see him like this

[03:30:16] No, it's okay. I'm moral support for genetic

[03:30:20] We wanted to sing the fray

[03:30:36] I'm sure not to win, so I'm gonna cry

[03:30:45] Son of a bitch

[03:31:13] But I see you

[03:32:17] It's not good

[03:32:32] Oh gee

[03:32:33] You want a little bit?

[03:32:35] I see you a little bit, so I can see you

[03:32:36] I need some more

[03:32:38] I need some more

[03:32:38] He needs some more

[03:32:39] I need some more

[03:32:41] I need some more

[03:32:42] He's coming, I see you, too

[03:32:53] He needs some more

[03:32:54] Promotion prayers

[03:33:06] Oh my god, thoughts and prayers

[03:33:08] Is this my boss?

[03:33:09] Andrew, it's me

[03:33:10] thoughts and prayers for

[03:33:15] EMS Bob

[03:33:16] I'm not gone yet

[03:33:30] Oh my god

[03:33:31] All right. Yo, Scotty. Thank you for the five gifted subs beard man gifted a sub to blue haze

[03:33:43] Chat I'm normally smooth. I'm not normally like this

[03:33:47] Normally normally a ladies man. I don't want to say here

[03:34:15] Somebody get him cat ears

[03:34:30] Does anyone check this for you?

[03:34:37] See if he has anything good in there.

[03:34:41] You got some Q better Twitch CV emotes.

[03:34:43] What's the odds of survival?

[03:34:45] The odds of survival, doctor.

[03:34:49] Give it to us straight.

[03:34:52] About five percent.

[03:34:54] Well said, he's dead.

[03:34:56] Unless we get enough thoughts and prayers.

[03:34:58] Well, kid.

[03:35:00] I believe you were second in command.

[03:35:06] Good job on the promotion.

[03:35:08] It's a good idea, Andrew.

[03:35:16] Oh, geez, congrats on being the new chief

[03:35:20] I'm not the chief yet

[03:35:23] He's still alive

[03:35:28] This happened maybe

[03:35:35] Everything's gonna be just fine Bob first aid now police brutality. That's America

[03:35:54] bright and night beat the shit out of him completely unprovoked for no reason no reason

[03:36:00] she's standing there he just beat him up

[03:36:05] maybe i need to go back to space choppy arms i love life i used to and i could use a piece of

[03:36:41] I

[03:37:05] Just

[03:37:36] Does he have insurance if he has insurance will work extra hard to say penta's a piece of shit penta's a cunt

[03:37:42] I want to fucking ban this piece of shit lyrics

[03:37:49] Uh, off-pattern making in real life.

[03:37:51] It's a time for clicking blocks, so when you say life should make peace, look at it then again.

[03:37:58] It's like a completely different verse.

[03:38:00] And this piece of shit, and this content.

[03:38:02] I would have fucking made it.

[03:38:04] I don't understand why bad things happen.

[03:38:31] And now for 6500 subs.

[03:39:43] Now we say...

[03:39:44] ...47?

[03:39:45] 6500 subs?

[03:39:46] Can you play with people in those ambulances?

[03:39:49] Did you guys have people in those ambulances?

[03:39:54] PENTA'S A PIECE OF SHIT PENTA'S A CONCE I WANNA FUCKING BANN THIS PIECE OF SHIT

[03:40:09] What is this?

[03:40:12] That's you?

[03:40:38] GIFTED!

[03:40:43] Damn you guys like Bob.

[03:40:44] Yo Scotty HD with 5 gifted are you kidding me?

[03:40:47] Zenonimus!

[03:40:48] More choppers!

[03:40:54] That's a build up!

[03:40:55] A build may subs you get some turn!

[03:40:57] We got a critical!

[03:40:58] Wait what?

[03:40:59] What?

[03:41:00] Grandmaster got a 10-1 gifted.

[03:41:01] Where?

[03:41:02] He died with 10 gifted, thank you, Gambit.

[03:41:05] Justin, 5 gifted, Cho-Fan, 10 gifted, thank you.

[03:41:08] I want to fucking ban this.

[03:41:09] Dingle with 4 months in a row, thanks for that anonymous gifted,

[03:41:11] a sub, rage, 3 months in a row, Maddie Ice, 10 gifted, subs.

[03:41:15] Thank you, baby.

[03:41:16] Code of Edm?

[03:41:19] I hate those names.

[03:41:20] Unlike the Elpaca fan.

[03:41:21] 20!

[03:41:23] Thanks, pal.

[03:41:24] Silver.

[03:41:25] Silver.

[03:41:27] It's Silver.

[03:41:28] Thank you for the 5 gifted, Lazy Elf, 10 gifted.

[03:41:32] Blinding I don't think you're back in your name first played through Texas 23

[03:41:38] Four months in a row. Thank you for that

[03:41:41] T Cid cat to Cid cat some I don't know prime some thanks blob stick 10 gifted. Thank you

[03:41:49] Thank you. Thank you very nice

[03:41:51] Nameless in 25 gifted subs. Holy shit. Thank you Matthew

[03:41:57] 50 get that Jesus

[03:42:07] Thank you so much

[03:42:10] Beesle blob five gifted subsates of that Scotty HD five gifted

[03:42:15] Thanks

[03:42:18] Very nice

[03:42:20] Where'd your five gifted go? Yo Cheddar Ross six of the five gifted if you died and see it. I'm sure they're in there

[03:42:26] Okay, but what if we were at 66 hundreds?

[03:42:30] Okay, but hold up. What if we were at 6,600 subs?

[03:42:33] No, I'm just saying what if we were

[03:42:41] Hey, Janetti, last chance. Do we have Nicki Minaj insurance?

[03:42:45] No, we don't take Nicki Minaj.

[03:42:47] Oh, we don't take it, Janetti?

[03:42:49] No, we take Cardi B.

[03:42:51] All right, Janetti, I'm putting her in the dumpster.

[03:42:55] Oh, my God, Matthew!

[03:43:01] Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.

[03:43:03] Fuck my fucking hair off the top.

[03:43:05] We got to sneak out of here or I got to re-vlog.

[03:43:11] I think I can sneak.

[03:43:15] So I creep, yeah, I just creep.

[03:43:21] Oh jeez, you're dead, this one's dead.

[03:43:24] Yo, Matthew with 55 gifted subs!

[03:43:26] Responsive?

[03:43:28] Nah, I'm just gonna go, uh,

[03:43:52] I'm just gonna, I'm going to go put some bandages alone

[03:43:54] on my face.

[03:44:01] Dude, thank you.

[03:44:02] Matthew gifted 105 subs?

[03:44:04] What?

[03:44:05] Damn, you guys love the EMS, Bob.

[03:44:07] Who would have thought an EMS character

[03:44:08] would be my biggest hit?

[03:44:10] Not Bob's safe.

[03:44:11] Dude, I just got some shit beat out of me.

[03:44:26] not our face look what he did to me look it's 97 daddy open the dumpster for me

[03:45:02] that's pretty funny I think that is that that's probably this one or use

[03:45:41] face paint we got another one no insurance bandages wait do they have

[03:45:54] that at the bar barbershop like actual bandages go check I'll go check the

[03:46:14] the chin is fucking funny can we do better if we can do better i want to do better

[03:46:31] when does it look under details because they can't afford actual matches cat ears remove hair

[03:47:03] no it's funnier like this yo matthew you're insane yo chat but what if we hit 6700 stars

[03:47:17] I don't believe in those fucking things. I need to be able to read

[03:47:28] We have a 1050 on Howlick Avenue

[03:47:31] Wait Roy, I'm coming!

[03:47:35] I'm gonna be intersecting with Elgin

[03:47:39] I can work!

[03:47:41] I can still work!

[03:47:45] I can still work!

[03:47:52] oh god

[03:47:54] oh my face

[03:47:56] oh jeez

[03:47:58] look what i did to me

[03:48:00] oh my god

[03:48:02] he beat the shit out of me i don't know why

[03:48:04] oh god

[03:48:06] let's sort of a man i'm going down to the fucking pd

[03:48:08] i'm with you

[03:48:10] good dog chomsky

[03:48:12] i'm gonna get some food

[03:48:14] oh bob i got some food

[03:48:16] y'all just buy some it's fine

[03:48:21] janetty

[03:48:23] god damn it 1050 was Brenda oh jeez fucker she doesn't have insurance

[03:48:50] Bob are you okay yeah come on I'll kill you now guys I found the cure to

[03:48:55] what the hell is wrong with Brian why did he beat the shit out of me what do you want me to say

[03:49:00] why what is wrong with him I don't know what do you want me to say is he still on duty

[03:49:05] I was a witness if you wanted

[03:49:12] it to be a court case I do you come with us there with us

[03:49:25] I was a witness if you wanted it to be a court case I do you come with us

[03:49:50] Down there show a force. Yeah, I'm looking to purchase paid Metro PCS credit

[03:50:30] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's your account number?

[03:50:33] Account number is 4248189059. Okay.

[03:50:41] I'll just say to you. Yeah, how much? How much do you want?

[03:50:46] I keep low mean with 500 minutes of airtime.

[03:50:49] Yeah, I can do that. Just the one line.

[03:50:52] Yeah, just one line. Okay. Account number 198.

[03:50:55] What's the right and how much?

[03:50:58] Uh, you just had 500 minutes.

[03:51:00] Yeah, 520 bucks.

[03:51:02] I'm so happy for you.

[03:51:04] How are things going?

[03:51:06] Oh, yeah, you're looking busy.

[03:51:12] What do you think of me?

[03:51:13] OK.

[03:51:14] Oh, you're doing nice, too.

[03:51:16] OK, you should be good.

[03:51:17] It should be.

[03:51:18] You got a confirmation number for that.

[03:51:20] Thank you.

[03:51:21] Listen, if it doesn't work,

[03:51:22] automatically just turn the phone on and off, OK?

[03:51:24] Confirmation number is going to be 568.

[03:51:27] eight nine two four one six seven

[03:51:34] yep nine two thank you yep have a good one

[03:51:38] oh my god

[03:51:42] hey I didn't talk to a superior right now Brian just beat me

[03:51:46] oh good lord look at my face this cost $10,000

[03:51:51] Oh, my God.

[03:51:53] Brian, you beat me completely unprovoked.

[03:51:55] Hello.

[03:51:56] What are you doing?

[03:51:57] What are you doing?

[03:51:58] What's going on?

[03:51:59] That's a cow.

[03:52:00] Oh, that's a cow.

[03:52:01] What is it?

[03:52:02] Oh, gosh.

[03:52:03] That's a good joke.

[03:52:04] Hal, where's your sticker?

[03:52:05] I'm sorry, what?

[03:52:06] Where is your sticker?

[03:52:07] My sticker?

[03:52:08] And there is one you need me for.

[03:52:10] Your A-tastic under my other shirt.

[03:52:12] That was where my shirt.

[03:52:13] Go home and get it.

[03:52:14] There's so many people talking.

[03:52:15] If I talk to you, yeah, come here.

[03:52:17] That's all right.

[03:52:18] Hal, send me an email.

[03:52:19] Send you an email?

[03:52:20] send me an email.

[03:52:22] I saw my sticker, that's what you're asking about.

[03:52:26] Oh, Dr. Ginetti sent me the photo of you snap.

[03:52:30] No, it's okay.

[03:52:31] Is that what you're talking about?

[03:52:33] No, it's fine. Yeah, you have that one, yeah.

[03:52:36] Okay, yes, yes.

[03:52:37] Good, I'm glad you got it.

[03:52:38] Appreciate it.

[03:52:39] Thank you.

[03:52:40] Speak with someone.

[03:52:48] Okay, yeah, she said it was just going to be a minute.

[03:52:51] Who's the highest on duty?

[03:52:53] It's a tie between Brian and

[03:52:58] for Brian he beat the unprovoked is he drunk

[03:53:02] keep holding it down yeah keep holding it

[03:53:10] down oh that sounds scary okay well

[03:53:13] then I'm there a judge there might be a

[03:53:17] judge but the forster is a member of IA

[03:53:20] no it's not oh god there was five

[03:53:26] the plastic in his face it's like it's going this way sign it's like it's

[03:53:32] like it's like I'm afraid now I'm a freak

[03:53:38] I'm a freak

[03:53:40] yeah right get it cuz you know so I'm a freak oh yeah three yeah he doesn't

[03:53:55] I look like Andrew

[03:53:58] Oh

[03:54:00] What what I look like fucking Andrew

[03:54:10] Wait are you Andrew?

[03:54:22] I might as well just go to the ATM and don't get the fucking cat ears

[03:54:31] get here is Bob. Then you'll really be a Bobcat. Where is that? In a sense. Oh, jeez. Come

[03:54:48] on, load up. You'll find it in subs chats. 6700 subs tonight. Like for part two. There

[03:56:19] it is. I was gonna say, I did not see your name. I read them all. Look what they did.

[03:56:37] Thank you

[03:57:21] Why

[03:57:36] Crusade medical Metro PCS cash for gold pay to advance

[03:57:41] Yeah, I was just wondering how do I get a powerball ticket?

[03:57:46] You want a powerball ticket?

[03:57:48] Yeah, I don't want to go and get one of those.

[03:57:50] Come on down to Crusade, I'll be there in five minutes.

[03:57:53] Actually, Pillbox, we're working out a Pillbox now, okay?

[03:57:58] Alright, yeah, I'll be behind the desk.

[03:58:01] I'm the freak with the bandages on my face!

[03:58:03] I'm a fucking freak!

[03:58:05] Geez, am I lying?

[03:58:21] Oh boy, that ears look great.

[03:58:41] Look what a powerball ticket.

[03:58:46] This is yours

[03:59:07] It's like

[03:59:30] Crusade crusade medical Metro PCS cash for gold powerball

[03:59:39] You want a powerball ticket?

[03:59:43] Or what do you want you want quick pick

[03:59:46] You got numbers

[03:59:48] What do you think? You think it's better for me to use like birthdays or anything?

[03:59:53] A quick pick is good. $2, $2.

[03:59:55] $2?

[03:59:56] Yeah.

[03:59:57] You mean the seven of them?

[04:00:00] Seven?

[04:00:01] All right, here.

[04:00:02] That's $14.

[04:00:03] Email me.

[04:00:04] You want me to email you for the $14?

[04:00:08] Yeah, email me so I can send you your confirmation.

[04:00:11] All right, give me a second.

[04:00:13] I'm just going to send these.

[04:00:27] You need anything are you a Chomsky Hump or are you an alien?

[04:00:51] You saw him?

[04:01:05] Cranked over now.

[04:01:14] Alright, $14.

[04:01:23] Hey you want an AIDS test?

[04:01:26] You're free.

[04:01:27] It's free with the Powerball ticket.

[04:01:29] Yep.

[04:01:30] I mean I guess I can get this the phrase because I don't need those throwing at me.

[04:01:35] Alright there's your ticket.

[04:01:40] All right, emailed over to you

[04:01:43] All right, we got an AIDS test when I'm with the power ball. Well, let's actually do a power ball

[04:02:02] clear

[04:02:04] Where the rest of the history is try to tell me go next door

[04:02:11] Dr. S. Surge said that you're in charge of crusade medical now. I guess we're your lackeys

[04:02:20] Yeah, crazy science division, that's what he said

[04:02:22] Yeah, nice to meet you. I have to sue the fuck out of Brian. I used to be beautiful. Look what he did to my face

[04:02:33] Yeah, I have to get him

[04:02:35] Anyways, this guy needs an AIDS test. He bought a power

[04:02:53] Yeah, yeah, look at me

[04:02:55] Fuckin hideous

[04:03:01] No, tell her tell her genetic he was fucking beautiful news the most handsome man I've ever seen

[04:03:13] I was gonna say no we need to get Brian I want him to have cat ears and know what it's like

[04:03:21] Yeah, look what he did to me he just started beating the shit out of me completely unprovoked

[04:03:25] Bob this one's a true us. Could you come hold them? Oh shit. Yeah. Come on dr. Agnes

[04:03:35] Yeah, we'll get caught up after this

[04:04:07] Crusade, you know

[04:04:19] It's okay sir just relax. Get the blood to Agnes. Agnes run this. Hey Dr. Agnes just

[04:04:39] to get you caught up. We got confirmed on, we got confirmed on Psy Carter and we got

[04:04:50] confirmed on Bundy although the dog tour he's he did some sort of treatment I think that

[04:05:01] we're on the verge of an outbreak I also got some information that the hippies have been

[04:05:07] in contact with the HIV virus and you know how that yeah you know how that went 40 years

[04:05:11] ago.

[04:05:12] You can't join the sorrows!

[04:05:14] Dinosaur!

[04:05:15] What is that?

[04:05:17] What does that mean?

[04:05:21] We need to quarantine this dog!

[04:05:23] What do you mean quarantine him?

[04:05:25] Wait what? What do we do?

[04:05:27] We're not going to have to wear a mask or something, buddy.

[04:05:29] You're going to have to wear a mask, sir.

[04:05:31] We're going to have to shave your beard.

[04:05:33] We're going to have to shave him?

[04:05:35] You're going to have to shave that beard.

[04:05:37] Alright grab him.

[04:05:39] Grab him, grab him, grab him.

[04:05:41] Catch that man!

[04:05:43] This guy's got AIDS, get him!

[04:06:07] Oh shit, that's not good.

[04:06:09] That is bad.

[04:06:11] Oh, we got him. I'll pull the ambulance around.

[04:06:13] We'll throw him in it.

[04:06:17] Hello?

[04:06:25] Death, come on.

[04:06:37] Hey Bob, I got him on my shoulder. Where do you want him?

[04:06:39] I'm bringing the ambulance around. We'll throw him in it and take him to a barbershop. I got death.

[04:06:43] Come on down.

[04:06:45] You got death with you?

[04:06:55] Yeah, I got death with me.

[04:06:57] I

[04:06:59] Bishop

[04:07:00] Thank you for giving that sub as well chef 60. What happened crusaders? I'm afraid I'm gonna have to leave

[04:07:20] I'm pretty hungover and I got a horrible headache

[04:07:34] I got a I have got a splitting headache right now all right, we're gonna shave this man. Where's Agnes?

[04:07:39] She got this radio. I think she's that and I don't think so you can try and get her on

[04:08:01] All right, well someone needs to get a hold of Agnes and figure out how we're supposed to shave this man

[04:08:05] She's getting on the radio

[04:08:12] Hey doc, how do you how should we shave this man? Just all of it or what?

[04:08:15] Just to be safe make sure you wear gloves and uh

[04:08:20] I got my condom gloves

[04:08:22] Yeah, I got my condoms on too.

[04:08:24] Oh, jeez.

[04:08:26] Good night, everyone.

[04:08:27] I love life.

[04:08:28] Good night.

[04:08:28] I love life, too, Jenny.

[04:08:30] So how do you want us to shi- all of him or what?

[04:08:36] Mr. Varix will be good enough.

[04:08:37] We're gonna put him in some kind of...

[04:08:39] some kind of generator or some kind of...

[04:08:40] All right.

[04:08:41] Is that what it still is before?

[04:08:47] That's true.

[04:08:48] Okay, it's all experimental.

[04:08:49] All right.

[04:08:50] All right, so we're gonna shave this man

[04:08:52] and we'll take him to a clothing store

[04:08:53] and we'll get a bag over his head.

[04:08:55] It's just a case he dies.

[04:09:01] Just shi-

[04:09:04] He's running again.

[04:09:05] He's running again.

[04:09:06] Carry him.

[04:09:07] Carry him.

[04:09:07] Yeah, take his gun, take his gun.

[04:09:52] Alright, come on.

[04:09:56] Psychopath.

[04:09:57] Sir, this is for your own good.

[04:10:00] Well, we have to.

[04:10:02] They were going to.

[04:10:04] Would you rather do this or the technical procedure?

[04:10:09] Yeah, death, can you guard the door?

[04:10:12] Like stand in front of it, death.

[04:10:16] yeah yeah yeah good all right perfect you dad well I don't know that he cut this

[04:10:23] man's beard off all right I'm gonna put him down I can't grow a beard out the

[04:10:28] kind of all the plastic in my jawline only grow my mustache I can't grow

[04:10:34] anything this is a you mean the razor we're holding them I guess the elusive

[04:10:54] Fraser. All right, we got him. We got him.

[04:11:01] No, no, stop. You know, I'm just, I'm just, just, just

[04:11:06] there you go. Get that beard off.

[04:11:17] You better show up in it.

[04:11:22] Machete. I get yelled at.

[04:11:31] I don't think we have the supplies for this boss.

[04:11:34] okay all right well beard is too strong what do we do I'm a shetty

[04:11:41] oh god damn it normal razor blade when it works all right set to wash the beard

[04:11:53] and just get it back there push them let's push them push them into the

[04:12:00] sink yeah yeah yeah there you go get in the water I'll just shove his head in

[04:12:06] there watch out dad turn the water on I'll make sure to clog the sink no the

[04:12:15] happy birthday stuff is nice I'm just kidding I had the blower the door

[04:12:27] blocked off it's just the back of my ambulance

[04:12:34] you sure I would give us that something I guess dating games well to be fair if

[04:12:57] I showed up every time it would just be unfair it's not it's like I'm

[04:13:01] I'm cheating, you know, it's up there.

[04:13:03] Put the water in the water.

[04:13:05] Put the soap in the water.

[04:13:07] Keep his head under the water.

[04:13:37] Thanks for the dinosaur heads. They'll probably be good.

[04:13:39] Now, we're holding them underwater right now.

[04:13:41] It's fine. Welcome back, dude.

[04:13:45] Morgan, pick it up.

[04:13:47] Okay, yeah. If we accidentally kill them, we'll let you know.

[04:13:49] Yeah, absolutely.

[04:13:51] We did have, like, six dead people earlier.

[04:13:53] Don't box the MS. We'll let us take them.

[04:14:01] I probably hit the Morgan spawn.

[04:14:03] Yep.

[04:14:11] Oh jeez

[04:14:16] Yeah, get a bit there. Of course, you're not feeling good

[04:14:38] I can explain

[04:16:48] Make sure he signs the release don't let him out till he does where's death death guard the door

[04:16:52] I just heard unprotected sex watch out

[04:17:58] That's good. Yeah, you guys are gonna have to pay child support now, you know check out the new song version. Okay, I'm checking

[04:18:57] I'm checking. I'm checking. I'm checking.

[04:18:58] You're losing lane. Oh my god.

[04:20:47] Hello, Rob. Let me have a play.

[04:20:48] Hey, Penta. What's up?

[04:20:50] Remember that dating game we played a long time ago,

[04:20:51] and you won?

[04:20:52] Listen, I do.

[04:20:55] Do you want to play again?

[04:20:56] Win right now?

[04:20:57] Right, literally right now.

[04:20:59] Who bailed?

[04:21:00] Nobody bailed.

[04:21:01] You're lying.

[04:21:02] I just decided today that I want to do it,

[04:21:04] and I'm picking out people right now.

[04:21:07] And someone in chat said, ask Penta.

[04:21:09] Why do you think someone just bailed

[04:21:10] and he worked back actually?

[04:21:12] Hold on a second.

[04:21:13] because you're calling me. Yeah, just hold on a second.

[04:21:16] Sorry, I'm role playing.

[04:21:17] So I say that because what you call me.

[04:21:21] Hey, do you want to do something right now?

[04:21:24] Because I decided last second to do it today.

[04:21:26] Okay, I respect that.

[04:21:28] That's also how I plan things.

[04:21:30] Look, I don't know.

[04:21:31] I'm interested, but Blue Hayes was in my chat talking about some crazy shit.

[04:21:35] I think that I got it literally in front of me right now.

[04:21:38] I understand that.

[04:21:39] But I'm saying that I can 100% fuck Blue Hayes.

[04:21:42] No problem. I'm in so what do I what am I well? She's gonna be in the actual dating

[04:21:47] So you can actually finally hit on her like I don't need to hit on her. I'm in

[04:21:53] You think you're in but she's a succubus her job is to make you think you're in

[04:21:57] She did immediately tell me about her emotes that I should so maybe that was all just to

[04:22:05] Listen

[04:22:12] Fuckin crazy night in GTA like what's going on in GTA tonight?

[04:22:19] No, I mean I'm an EMS, okay

[04:22:24] It is fun

[04:22:29] Rapid aids test rapid aids

[04:22:31] Sorry, yeah, we could we get girlfriend went up. I did corporate in probably he's on the phone me

[04:22:37] You needed your mic

[04:22:39] My Mike hello, dude. This is awkward. I'm just talking myself. Sorry. I had to order a rapid aids test. Yeah, we could get crump it in

[04:22:46] What up? Um, all right. Sure. What is this? It's starting now

[04:22:51] Well, we're setting up right now. You would have roughly 15 minutes to get in here. So okay. I can wrap it up

[04:22:56] Yeah, sure. Who else is coming?

[04:22:58] We got four shrimp blue haze murder crumpet. I'm not the guy like who am I competing against?

[04:23:05] Um

[04:23:07] War shrimp murder trumpet

[04:23:10] Stripping do you know stripping? Yeah, I know stripping. Yeah, I'll be there. You're gonna be competing in stripping

[04:23:21] What's wrong with the

[04:23:23] He's doing a jump puzzle for like an extended period of time that he was a broken man, so I don't think he's coming

[04:23:30] You know Russ

[04:23:32] I do know rust sorry you couldn't know rust more I did try to get you in bullet

[04:23:38] dodged what lose fucking half my viewership for fucking two weeks of hype

[04:23:42] yeah bullet dodge there all right well we'll be waiting I'll see you in 15

[04:23:48] minutes all right man love you dude okay oh fucking that chicken brother

[04:23:52] Yeah, it's fucking what okay?

[04:23:56] I'm coming

[04:24:47] Instead of Jordan you should do the dating game with my clock

[04:25:13] Shit, who is it? I don't know he said he has lots of unprotected sex with himself

[04:25:17] So he's getting an AIDS test. Well if he has AIDS then I don't know oh

[04:25:24] That could be he could have like quadrupled his AIDS oh

[04:25:26] Oh my god, I didn't even think about it like that. Hey Bob. Oh, oh, where is he?

[04:25:32] See what dr. Agnes of course

[04:25:35] Who is this guy?

[04:25:37] Just some guy I pulled out of a car. Yeah, I

[04:25:41] Think I have AIDS. Okay sign this sign this

[04:25:44] Set to treat sign it grab his hand. I already got needled

[04:25:56] Okay

[04:25:58] All right, he signed, he signed, he signed.

[04:26:00] We all saw it.

[04:26:02] We all saw it.

[04:26:03] We all saw it, he signed.

[04:26:06] We need to talk, but think one of the prosaic people

[04:26:09] gradually use needle, and that's where you got the data

[04:26:11] storage.

[04:26:11] I am with them.

[04:26:12] I am with them.

[04:26:13] What's he use?

[04:26:13] Yeah, so what?

[04:26:14] A little more technical in his mind.

[04:26:16] He ran it under him, over and over.

[04:26:18] What?

[04:26:19] If it's used less than five times, it's good, right?

[04:26:47] But medicine is saying we can only reuse a needle three

[04:26:49] times.

[04:26:50] All right.

[04:26:51] I've been using the same one all night.

[04:26:52] Yeah, I'm sorry guys, I wish you'd go with me.

[04:26:55] I guess we're just being safe.

[04:26:57] I didn't like that.

[04:26:58] All right.

[04:26:59] It's not a surprise, all right?

[04:27:00] You guys can throw that one out.

[04:27:01] That one's been used on everybody.

[04:27:02] Are you not safe?

[04:27:03] What?

[04:27:04] We need to get this guy on it.

[04:27:05] Let's go helmet or something.

[04:27:14] Oh, shit.

[04:27:15] I don't like that.

[04:27:18] Nettie went 42, so it's just me and you.

[04:27:20] Nettie?

[04:27:21] Yeah, Nettie.

[04:27:22] All right.

[04:27:25] Oh, geez.

[04:27:26] Hey, boys.

[04:27:27] Yeah.

[04:27:33] Come on.

[04:27:34] There he is.

[04:28:14] Look what Brian did to me.

[04:28:16] This face cost $10,000 you just started to beat the shit out of me completely unprofile.

[04:28:21] Yeah. It's true I saw it.

[04:28:23] You're gonna go up radio. Okay, I will make a report.

[04:28:30] He used to be the most beautiful man alive, now he's just beautiful.

[04:28:33] I want that man!

[04:28:34] I want that man!

[04:28:36] Look I'm a freak!

[04:28:37] I need a cigar!

[04:28:41] I wasn't there Bob, I wasn't there Bob.

[04:28:48] Hey it's Bundy how you doing?

[04:28:51] It's not, how you doing there Andrew?

[04:28:54] Look at me!

[04:28:55] It said work.

[04:28:56] work. Bob, those cat ears look real good on you. Bob Dickenshire. Okay. And you want

[04:29:16] to go through what happened? Yeah, I was at a pill box taking someone out of ambulance.

[04:29:21] I accidentally touched Brian and he started to punch me and I stood there and said, why

[04:29:25] are you punching me? And then he beat the shit out of me till I was unconscious.

[04:29:28] I had to be ICU for five minutes. Look at my fucking face. I spent $10,000 on

[04:29:35] this phase all the plastic exploded you picked him up by mistake and I touched it by mistake

[04:29:42] yeah and he beat the shit out of me till I was unconscious and then what happened well

[04:29:52] that's it I had my face exploded genetic and give me emergency reconstructive surgery

[04:29:58] I don't know if I'm gonna look the same where right there that's death that's how bad

[04:30:13] They've been following me around ever since

[04:30:18] This is my co-worker Andrew

[04:30:20] Oh jeez my name is Andrew

[04:30:22] What was that word?

[04:30:26] That word whatever

[04:30:27] Oh no I don't know what it is anymore

[04:30:29] I just love life

[04:30:31] Is that anything else?

[04:30:35] Uh yeah you can fire Brian he beat the shit out of me for no reason

[04:30:40] He was dead until I sang

[04:30:42] What did you sing?

[04:30:45] How to save a life

[04:30:47] The fray

[04:30:48] Yeah, the fray is it is this funny to you look at me

[04:31:01] Beautiful those cat ears really bring out the complexion in your eyes

[04:31:06] Lucid I want justice or else I'm gonna throw over to the crazy science division. I

[04:31:12] Will do everything I can I will bring it up with internal affairs

[04:31:17] what's that you know what I'll handle it my own so damn it and we have a box of

[04:31:25] AIDS needles let me out

[04:31:29] put out a yellow page out of our dinosaur a strut and raise awareness oh by the way

[04:31:33] alright I put in one of the Powerball dinosaur AIDS watch out yeah we do

[04:31:42] Powerball jeez oh god I'm on the way

[04:31:48] Negotiator.

[04:32:14] Yeah, it's good, right?

[04:32:27] What have you done to Neddy?

[04:32:29] Negotiator.

[04:32:31] Oh, well.

[04:32:38] Turn your lights off, please.

[04:32:40] I can't believe I haven't seen you!

[04:32:56] We just got hit by a car!

[04:33:21] I don't know if I'm actually...

[04:33:23] I have no idea.

[04:33:37] Negotiator.

[04:33:39] Yeah, it's to keep people on our Metro PCS plan if they want to cancel.

[04:33:43] Obviously, you know white listed for charger on EMS before

[04:35:35] What is it

[04:35:53] What

[04:35:56] All right, we don't have any SOPs that crusade

[04:35:58] okay good but I'm driving I don't know how to drive oh wait I'm not driving I'm

[04:36:10] coming right now all right don't make it super obvious though I don't care I

[04:36:25] I think it's Brian. I hate that motherfucker

[04:36:29] Where is he?

[04:36:30] Hello, do you guys have Brian?

[04:36:38] There's a boat over there. He's us.

[04:36:42] I think that's a cop.

[04:36:43] There's a cop unprotected sex coming at us.

[04:36:45] What's a cop shooting at us?

[04:37:18] There's a sex in there.

[04:37:19] Let's go stay at speed.

[04:37:46] Hey, Bob, what's-

[04:37:48] What?

[04:37:49] I said what's step one, Mark?

[04:37:51] You gotta sneak in there and grab the 47.

[04:37:53] Hey, look at that. Look at some light.

[04:37:54] I just left it in the hospital.

[04:37:55] I think it's trying to avoid you guys.

[04:37:57] I got these Bob.

[04:38:19] each other. We're out of swim. Get out of here. Alright, we're gonna stay. Get the body.

[04:38:45] How come no one cares that people get shot? I guess we'll just stage. No SOPs. No SOPs in

[04:39:09] It looks like he has more A's than anyone I've ever seen.

[04:39:14] No SOPs and no HIPAA action.

[04:39:16] Ha ha ha, we're the same medical.

[04:39:18] Yeah, also, uh, just to get you caught up to speed, they're Chief of Medicine Agnes.

[04:39:23] At Cursay Medical we have no SOPs and no HIPAA.

[04:39:27] We find things out to you, I guess, I don't know.

[04:39:42] I got a bone, I think it's fine, I don't know.

[04:39:46] We're staging.

[04:39:50] Seems to be pretty clear, honestly.

[04:39:52] Geez, it sounds like a lot of unprotected sex in there.

[04:40:05] Yeah, that's not, that doesn't sound good.

[04:40:10] These guys in the hospital are talking shit about you, Bob.

[04:40:12] Why, who is it?

[04:40:14] It looks like he has a haze in his-

[04:40:17] Ninja! Sidekick!

[04:40:19] Ninja sidekick?

[04:40:20] What the hell?

[04:40:22] Well, I'd say call the police, but they look pretty wrapped up.

[04:40:27] Here, let's go get, uh-

[04:40:28] I'm scared of you!

[04:40:30] I guess we could help.

[04:40:32] Yeah.

[04:40:33] We could get people rides to the boat.

[04:40:35] True.

[04:40:43] making me do this. I think it's like an event or something an event. Is there anyone else?

[04:40:48] Is there someone at the car? We're combat medics. We don't carry guns or any weapons

[04:40:58] though. Why should it be posted? We got our bear Andrew was in Iraq. Who is Andrew?

[04:41:06] It was Andrews. It was scary.

[04:41:11] Edward, whatever.

[04:41:13] Edward.

[04:41:15] Man, I did not like getting stuck in that rock.

[04:41:17] Is there a bug way cooler than the PDs?

[04:41:20] How did you get this?

[04:41:22] Huh? Oh, you know.

[04:41:23] How did you get this?

[04:41:25] Oh, we got a lot of the PDs.

[04:41:27] Yeah, we got some donations. I sold some minutes today.

[04:41:30] But he's good right now.

[04:41:32] Can I give you a little bit of money to get me first?

[04:41:35] Yeah, we need it. Our budget is terrible.

[04:41:38] What's your paypal?

[04:41:38] 259!

[04:41:43] Yeah, can you just like...

[04:41:45] Yep!

[04:41:46] Yep!

[04:41:46] Yeah, done!

[04:41:47] It's done!

[04:41:51] Oh, jeez, the helicopter's starting up.

[04:41:55] Sarah's breaking the rules.

[04:41:57] Oh, wow!

[04:41:57] What rules are we breaking?

[04:42:00] See that?

[04:42:00] We don't have SOPs.

[04:42:02] Is Agnes done?

[04:42:08] Are you cut?

[04:42:09] Shut the door!

[04:42:10] You're really talking shit about me, I don't know!

[04:42:14] What the hell is their problem?

[04:42:16] Don't have to stop!

[04:42:16] I'm not gonna do anything!

[04:42:17] I'm gonna eat this car!

[04:42:18] I'm not gonna hurt him because I'm a maddo-

[04:42:19] They're afraid you're gonna give them aids for some reason, this guy looks like he already has.

[04:42:23] I'm afraid of getting the aids.

[04:42:25] But he fucked a car.

[04:42:31] He fucked a car?

[04:42:33] Yeah, but somebody said...

[04:42:37] Not an injured one in there, we can take him real quick.

[04:42:39] I got shot.

[04:42:41] Oh.

[04:42:43] Do you want to leave?

[04:42:45] Yeah, yeah, go help her, go help her. Let's get her out of here, she's been wounded.

[04:42:47] She's been shot!

[04:42:50] Follower's having rock flashes.

[04:43:07] Let's see.

[04:43:19] Yeah, yeah, you've been shot. Do you think you took it at the vest? I think so

[04:43:24] Okay, is this helping? Oh god

[04:44:26] All right, special forces feel medic Bob

[04:44:39] Well, they're fucked

[04:44:44] The MS charger breaks the server you show you isn't it? Okay, I'll just put it away then. Oh, man

[04:45:01] Feeling better figure this out getting bounded either. All right. Let's just turn to do a rescue mission

[04:45:25] What do you mean I don't know why you beached the boat

[04:45:32] Budget for two boats, are you insane?

[04:45:39] All right fine fine fine

[04:45:46] We're not volunteers we're saying medical yeah, we're gonna have to do that

[04:46:12] I'm sorry Bob, I'm just trying.

[04:46:14] We'll be a bit of a little bit.

[04:46:16] I'm just trying, Bob.

[04:46:18] To be fair, Rob gave me 15 minute heads up.

[04:46:23] It's okay, I understand.

[04:46:25] We got dying officers out there.

[04:46:27] Yeah, I'm just thinking of rocks.

[04:46:35] I mean, it's not like we're breaking any...

[04:46:37] We're not hurting Bob.

[04:46:39] You know what I mean?

[04:46:40] What?

[04:46:41] What?

[04:46:42] Oh, shit.

[04:46:43] Heard in the event?

[04:46:58] It's that word.

[04:46:59] What do you mean?

[04:47:00] I don't think it's that big of a deal because like they have 5 backs and shit anyways, you

[04:47:37] know what I mean?

[04:47:39] All we're doing is like replacing the job of an item.

[04:47:44] You know?

[04:47:54] I mean we healed Martell twice.

[04:48:04] Can't we just get on the yacht and then drive the yacht?

[04:48:10] I do.

[04:48:11] I was in a rock.

[04:48:12] They already shot us?

[04:48:17] Yeah, exactly.

[04:48:18] I'm gonna shoot at his honor for a deal.

[04:48:52] Maybe we're gonna do any slight advantage.

[04:48:54] Nah, I'm sure it's fine.

[04:48:55] I found one in here!

[04:49:02] Oh, jeez, we're just trying to get him out.

[04:49:13] I'm just trying to make an SRP interesting.

[04:49:18] We gotta try to get him out!

[04:49:19] So rescue mission now!

[04:49:30] Oh, jeez.

[04:49:32] I'm only rescued.

[04:49:34] Oh, shit, they're up there.

[04:49:36] Oh, no.

[04:49:46] Yeah, guys.

[04:49:47] I'll help you up Agnes.

[04:49:49] Okay, we're on the way.

[04:49:51] Okay, that guy has a gun.

[04:49:57] There's still lots of unprotected sex in there. Okay, do you think you could seek up there grab the 47 and throw him on to the boat?

[04:50:05] Is he on the...

[04:50:07] I think he's on the pier. Yeah, he's on the pier. I think you can seek up the ladder.

[04:50:12] I think you can try. I think you can try.

[04:50:16] Go go go. You gotta be sneaky.

[04:50:22] Just throw him off the side of the pier into the boat that died in and the rescue mission.

[04:50:26] See like this is way more interesting than staging.

[04:50:36] know. If I don't make it tell my mom I love her. Okay I don't know where but.

[04:50:42] What's that a hand told? Oh my god! My friend I need your help. Jesus all right fine I'm listening.

[04:51:01] Please I'm not violent. I don't even carry a gun. Just try to the right.

[04:51:07] You may have to pee on my friend. All right fine you might want to sit down though.

[04:51:11] It's okay. Just as long. Hey Bob I don't see him you sure he's up here?

[04:51:17] Listen I'm being held hostage. It's okay though. Don't say anything. This guy's a gun and I don't want to die

[04:51:23] All right, damn that was sneaky

[04:51:34] We're with crusade medical we don't have access to PD radio. It's just it's just my partner

[04:51:43] All right up here at the tunic and else

[04:51:47] All right, all right, I'm scared my partners are all right

[04:52:07] alright alright alright fine fine

[04:52:46] hey i see one that's up

[04:52:48] what are you doing

[04:52:59] we're in a rescue mission it's a rescue mission

[04:53:04] oh damn it we should have tried to sell him a

[04:53:06] a metro phone

[04:53:09] powerball ticket i think he's okay

[04:53:36] watch i thought he was down

[04:53:38] oh he said he has no idea where's the boat

[04:53:42] all right i'm coming back now i got held hostage

[04:53:45] oh it's killed us really sorry that's our wrap

[04:53:59] Is our beer alive? I don't want to rather do that.

[04:54:03] Rob is crying. I'll be there soon.

[04:54:08] Alright, you gotta jump in.

[04:54:11] I gotta line up.

[04:54:13] I'll bring it closer.

[04:54:14] Uh, you gotta save my life.

[04:54:18] I think we did it.

[04:54:42] I think we did it.

[04:54:43] Way cooler doing like emergency vaks.

[04:54:54] Cause like, I don't even mind that they can hold us up and tell us to do shit.

[04:54:59] I think that shit's cool just as a situation right right exactly the cops

[04:55:21] are gonna mind and five seconds or in five minutes like an emergency

[04:55:37] situations like this there really would be fucking

[04:55:39] medics trying to get down people out of the

[04:55:42] situation you know what I mean five

[04:55:50] minutes okay five minutes but as a piece

[04:56:01] we don't have a lot by some guy and he

[04:56:11] made me take him to the dock are you

[04:56:14] sure you don't want to call in well we

[04:56:18] are to knew about it oh how I don't know

[04:56:21] one of the cops all I guess oh all right

[04:56:23] oh geez now that's over though is anyone

[04:56:27] We got like three calls for 47s. Nope. Nope. They're all like I said the events over

[04:56:33] He's not being salty. That's just how we talk

[04:56:36] What yeah, well, I told you that I told you was no one's down

[04:56:41] No, well, they were they were but now there are now we did it

[04:56:46] Yeah, I'm coming I'm getting off right now

[04:56:50] Rob, I'm coming right now. This is perfectly see-in

[04:56:54] right now

[04:56:56] We saved the event. Hell yeah.

[04:57:01] We've been to the sunset.

[04:57:05] The steady stream of people being carried in here.

[04:57:34] They're a student and they probably make that while their dad pays for their tuition, which includes like room and...

[04:59:02] Like all that shit.

[04:59:06] Yeah man, I'm out of here in the gutter. That's pretty hard.

[04:59:16] Thank you. That was nice.

[04:59:22] We're all lying. Well, I'm sure some of you are.

[04:59:28] keep the amazing work up. Also, man, just do what I did. Quit your job and start streaming.

[04:59:34] You'll be all right. I mean, look at little Jimmy here. He's doing good. Just do what I did.

[04:59:44] Look at how I'm living. Don't I seem happy? No, really? How long ago did I quit my job to

[05:00:04] start streaming? Well, I would, there would, there would be like periods where I would start

[05:00:11] where I would work but then I would start like dating a girl that would just pay

[05:00:16] for everything so then I just like quit my job and kind of coast off that and you

[05:00:21] know and do drugs with with her so I don't know I was kind of like job

[05:00:28] challenged for I mean it was you know like I said it kind of came in waves

[05:00:38] With me

[05:00:41] What it was I doing I think when I was streaming when I first started streaming though

[05:00:49] I think I had a job I did oh, I had a job that I fucking hated

[05:00:55] Bro was like landscaping. Oh

[05:00:58] God fuck landscaping god damn dude landscaping sucks dick, and it was like in Michigan

[05:01:04] um like it was like during the fall so it was like we were doing like fall cleanup like leaves and

[05:01:15] shit roofing is worse well roofing is what you do when you when you're at your you're up there you

[05:01:25] got you got no options right but you don't want to do crime roofing is when you're out of options

[05:01:39] So anyways, I was doing that and I got my first donation and I was like, I was like damn,

[05:01:55] fuck this.

[05:01:56] I was like, fuck, working yo.

[05:01:59] I was gonna do this shit dawg.

[05:02:02] And it was not enough to live off of, um, at all.

[05:02:10] So, this is like during the summer, I think.

[05:02:13] Or maybe I just wasn't in school that semester.

[05:02:15] Either way, when did I start streaming?

[05:02:18] March?

[05:02:21] Let me see, let me click my name and see.

[05:02:24] The day I started my account is when I started streaming.

[05:02:26] Okay, March 3rd, 2015.

[05:02:30] Okay, so I think like the next semester was coming up.

[05:02:35] And it got to a point where I either had to,

[05:02:40] I had to get a job to keep paying rent

[05:02:42] I was like out of my bank out was empty I didn't have any more money I had a paid

[05:02:50] rent in like five months and it got the point where I like had to get a job how

[05:03:00] hey come on man I'm good for it in another month now I was just like well

[05:03:12] it was like a frat house that's why I got evicted no that was another house

[05:03:17] it was a frat house so like they didn't really they would just like wait till

[05:03:24] like the year was over then they would just turn you into collections for like

[05:03:27] five grand right so anyways so it got to the point where I was like damn I need

[05:03:36] to like I should get my life together dog or I could move into my mom's and

[05:03:43] keep streaming and just see if that shit pans out so I decided to do that so I

[05:03:54] moved back into my mom's and and that shit just kind of like I don't know man

[05:04:01] like six months went by was it worth it I don't know cuz I'm probably fucked I

[05:04:08] mean what the fuck am I gonna do I haven't had a real job in seven years

[05:04:13] almost so anyways like six months went by and I ended up like building like a

[05:04:20] small enough community demons in here he just gifted five subs that guy like

[05:04:25] basically single-handedly paid my rent for months I was able to it got to the

[05:04:32] point where I was where I was making like a thousand bucks a month and I was

[05:04:38] able to find some like bro it wasn't even a duplex yo it wasn't even a duplex

[05:04:46] I was in a I was like trapping streams in a triplex don't it was a triplex a

[05:04:51] triplex so so I was doing that I mean it was like 600 bucks a month so I was

[05:05:05] I was able to live like 1500

[05:05:09] And I was doing h1z1 and then uh, yeah, man, I found RP I found GTA RP in like 2017 and

[05:05:25] Shit just kind of started picking up so I stuck with it and then shit kept picking up and it never really stopped

[05:05:30] And now here we are so

[05:05:34] Gfrp

[05:05:36] No, this was SOE

[05:05:38] The server that Summit was banned off of because he didn't know that you couldn't

[05:05:44] talk to people in discord and gay.

[05:05:48] They're good old days.

[05:05:50] Classic.

[05:05:51] That was a classic day.

[05:05:58] Anyways.

[05:05:59] What's that?

[05:06:02] Do I believe in God?

[05:06:05] I don't know man.

[05:06:07] That shit might be fucking out there dude.

[05:06:10] I feel like something's gotta be fucking with shit, right?

[05:06:13] Something's gotta be up there doing something dog.

[05:06:16] Cuz what the fuck is all this bullshit?

[05:06:19] That's what I when I look up at the stars. That's my thoughts. What the fuck is all this shit?

[05:06:23] How is this shit here, man, and where the fuck does it end yo?

[05:06:29] The fuck come through Lou maybe read more. What do you mean read more read more?

[05:06:40] Lo read more what?

[05:06:42] read what

[05:06:46] Do your research?

[05:06:48] what do you want me to read just read the Bible

[05:06:53] I guess I don't know hello how are the tables today mr. horse

[05:06:59] ah push up but then I just want $15,000 on the wheel

[05:07:04] I did really good on blackjack though I was doing really good but I lost it on the

[05:07:09] Oh

[05:07:14] Has the thing

[05:07:18] Yeah, I got chips. Yeah, what did Chip say?

[05:07:23] He said he's got you you got good stuff. I

[05:07:26] Have a little

[05:07:29] Do you have any more of like the nice one? I just want 40 take okay. It's five hundred a bag this will

[05:07:37] I can give you like five I guess oh sorry no no no I'm buying two

[05:07:46] oh I understand what's your number mr. so I can ping you

[05:07:51] oh I'm a dumbass my my PayPal is going to be 5.86

[05:07:59] oh I yeah I need to fix that

[05:08:03] oh I'll ping you in like five minutes mr. or oh all right

[05:08:11] Excuse me, oh

[05:08:17] Yeah, I gotta fix that I don't know how I'm gonna fix it I

[05:08:21] Gotta like get in a call with discord or something

[05:08:24] And I might just have them remove my like discord partnership or something. I don't know

[05:08:31] Because you know how?

[05:08:33] Yeah, yeah, is that we're gonna have to do it doesn't matter. Well, does it matter Tommy? I don't really know if it even matters. I

[05:08:40] Think we could just probably remove that shit. It's not good

[05:08:42] Yeah, so the way discord works out with partnership is you have to like have this bot in

[05:08:48] Your channels like an auto mod and it was like

[05:08:52] And it was like fucking with shit. So we found a loophole that made it

[05:08:57] So the only time you don't have to have it as a channel and a channel as if it's marked not safe for work

[05:09:04] So I was like alright fuck it just mark

[05:09:07] all channels not safe for work but that made them mark the entire discord is not

[05:09:14] safe for work which means that if you're on IOS you have to have your app store

[05:09:22] like marked for 18 plus apps to even enter my discord

[05:09:28] so I got a fucking I might just I might just have a my ever move that shit wait

[05:09:38] white what Tommy it's so janky yeah we tried to try to I don't know we're trying

[05:09:51] to use some loopholes what it didn't work out Turner doesn't do anything

[05:09:57] happened in crayons too well I know I know Tommy but what I'm saying is we

[05:10:02] marked all the channels is not safe for work which made it so discord mark the

[05:10:07] entire server is not safe for work but the only reason we did that was so the

[05:10:14] fucking cuz you have to have that bot you have to have the auto mod in every

[05:10:19] chance except for not safe for work channels but I don't even know what

[05:10:22] discord partnership does does anything I get all I get free t-shirts at

[05:10:33] conventions now I get free t-shirts at

[05:10:39] conventions that's kind of cool and here I

[05:10:42] thought it was marked in SFW for the

[05:10:44] fan art channel well sometimes but there's

[05:10:52] also tier three benefits if you incentivize

[05:10:55] boosters isn't that what's boosters that's

[05:11:01] stuff that people that aren't good at

[05:11:02] role play do right what is that what

[05:11:07] the fuck is that monthly donators wait

[05:11:18] What? What are people donating to and not to and not giving to me and gifted subs?

[05:11:24] What? What is this? Hold on a second. Server perks. Like what?

[05:11:32] That fucking server. What is it? And it's increases brand. I don't care about that

[05:11:42] shit. What? Tommy how much are people giving to Discord in my for my server?

[05:11:46] Can you look it up? It comes with $10 Nitro. Alright look it up. Look up

[05:12:03] How much 62 boosters?

[05:12:13] Oh, I figured it out.

[05:12:14] If you go to your Discord, that's the best stuff.

[05:12:16] You can go to Settings, then Privacy, and Safety,

[05:12:18] and turn on NSFW on iOS.

[05:12:21] Yeah, but who wants to do that shit?

[05:12:23] How much money's that?

[05:12:24] $5 a month?

[05:12:27] $620?

[05:12:29] That could be paying for my fucking boat.

[05:12:34] Well, still, god damn it.

[05:12:46] Yo, I might delete the Discord.

[05:12:47] Should we just try to delete the Discord?

[05:12:52] Because that's money I could have.

[05:13:00] I'm deleting the Discord if we don't get to 10k subs.

[05:13:02] I'm deleting the Discord if we don't get to 10k subs.

[05:13:06] It's gone!

[05:13:08] I'm deleting!

[05:13:09] Fanart?

[05:13:14] Okay.

[05:13:15] What about the money?

[05:13:19] What about the money?

[05:13:37] Fanart on Twitter?

[05:13:38] Yeah, that's where artists are mostly anyways.

[05:13:45] What are Discord permaconditions?

[05:13:48] Alright, fine.

[05:13:49] We'll keep the Discord.

[05:13:51] I don't know why.

[05:13:59] I'm pretty sure the meta channel is just used for people complaining about me that don't watch my stream anymore.

[05:14:03] I don't know, you guys can check it out for yourselves.

[05:14:11] Every once in a while I'll get a DM from someone like...

[05:14:15] Hey, I don't know if you know, but...

[05:14:18] This person's like shitting on you in the meta channel.

[05:14:28] Yeah, you're supposed to shit on me in the subreddit.

[05:14:42] What, for shitting on me?

[05:14:46] I don't know. I don't know.

[05:14:50] I mean, you might've just exposed yourself.

[05:14:55] How's TikTok doing?

[05:14:56] Bad.

[05:14:57] It's not doing good at all.

[05:14:59] I might do, I might record a dance tomorrow or something.

[05:15:03] Discord sent giving you tax.

[05:15:05] That's so long.

[05:15:09] Good. You'll do a dance.

[05:15:11] You tried to tell me, eh, these things take a while to pick up sometimes.

[05:15:16] That's so long.

[05:15:24] How's my only fan doing?

[05:15:26] Bro, you ever see those chicks that put like the fucking mega dildos inside of them?

[05:15:33] That shit's crazy like to the point where it's not even hot. You're just impressed

[05:15:41] Those are fucking crazy dude

[05:15:44] Like the ones that they're like the size of their body

[05:15:49] Dude that shit is wild. It's not even hot. You're just like god damn. You're like Jesus Christ

[05:15:58] It's kind of scary

[05:16:03] What's with these question marks? I feel if your question marking I feel bad for you

[05:16:06] but how bro I don't know I think that women are just you know what's the word

[05:16:20] I'm looking for easy easy easy now let me uh flexible not flexible like durable

[05:16:42] I don't know. You know?

[05:16:46] Uh, build different.

[05:16:53] Oh no, because like, uh, I mean think about it man.

[05:16:59] Like, they push like a fucking, uh, human out of them, right?

[05:17:02] That shit's crazy, you know. That's fucking nuts, man.

[05:17:08] Stretchable. I'm trying to say women are tough.

[05:17:14] Guys do that shit. Yeah, but when we push humans out of us, it's in liquid form.

[05:17:26] resilient yeah I want to say something like that but then it just came off bad

[05:17:38] senior man break a journey's ass bro I'm still not a brand-risk BTW also let's

[05:17:52] talk about sword swallowers I've seen that shit live it so since that shit is

[05:17:57] crazy too I still think the mega dildos that's it's pretty crazy but have

[05:18:05] You see the mega dildos

[05:18:20] What the girl to put a dude's bald head inside of her that shit's a classic dude, I swear that's one of like the first

[05:18:56] No, not moving. That's an oldie. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about, right? That's like one of the first like

[05:19:14] Wild like you know, I don't know there's got to be like like shock porn I guess

[05:19:21] first like shock-porn things I ever saw.

[05:19:25] Oldy-bobody. Let's role-play. How about cake farts, bro? I thought that was the

[05:19:49] funniest video I've ever seen on the internet for like years, dude. Because to

[05:19:54] be fair it was pretty funny. There's some girl farting on a cake. I don't even

[05:19:58] think farts are funny really, but that shit was funny, dude. Dude, I died

[05:20:03] laughing on cake. Yeah, I thought that shit was funny.

[05:20:05] The best place, sir, you know what I like the most

[05:20:21] Which one's yours I won this whole block

[05:20:26] This is J block

[05:20:35] the business

[05:20:37] you got the stuff mister

[05:20:39] you got the money i got the stuff

[05:20:41] would you like me to

[05:20:43] one moment to you

[05:20:49] yeah that's fine

[05:20:51] what's our number

[05:20:53] oh shit

[05:21:00] 4150070

[05:21:02] 690

[05:21:04] 070

[05:21:09] 6925

[05:21:11] mister

[05:21:14] what should the comment be

[05:21:16] What did I say?

[05:21:18] Do I just say something unspecific?

[05:21:22] I don't know, G Fuel.

[05:21:24] Oh, okay.

[05:21:27] Yeah.

[05:21:28] Oh, wait.

[05:21:30] G Fuel you say?

[05:21:31] I'm actually going to start selling G Fuel myself with the Pure.

[05:21:36] Will we?

[05:21:37] Yeah.

[05:21:38] It's called Gloo Fuel.

[05:21:39] How much?

[05:21:41] I don't have any yet.

[05:21:43] Dude, that thing are numbering wrong.

[05:21:45] It's loading a very long time.

[05:21:47] four one five zero seven zero six nine two five you just want two bags I bought

[05:22:07] five yeah that's a good point why not why won't you I tell you what won't you

[05:22:17] just give me the west when you give more just give me the west way to oh

[05:22:21] Oh, okay, I can do that.

[05:22:22] How are you?

[05:22:24] I'm in now so I know you're cool.

[05:22:29] Oh, alright.

[05:22:30] Yeah.

[05:22:31] Mr.

[05:22:32] Wait, can I keep a bag for chips?

[05:22:35] No, he has to do it too.

[05:22:37] That guy has to do it too.

[05:22:39] Alright, son, come on.

[05:22:40] Let's sniff cocaine together.

[05:22:42] Okay.

[05:22:42] What?

[05:22:47] Oh, God, that is not gonna make you feel good at all.

[05:22:51] John, it's just like glue for better.

[05:22:53] Yeah, but I don't think you like me.

[05:23:12] So what, I just, what do I, just, thanks for warning?

[05:23:16] Just why is Scorpio put in your nose, Mistor?

[05:23:19] I'm just gonna, uh, go with some, yeah.

[05:23:37] This is some good shit.

[05:23:38] Yeah, thanks Mistor.

[05:23:42] Love you, Dad.

[05:23:46] Oh, it's your son.

[05:23:51] Oh.

[05:23:52] I'm so glad you didn't go.

[05:23:53] I'm so glad you didn't go.

[05:23:54] I'm so glad you didn't go.

[05:23:55] I'm so glad you didn't go.

[05:23:56] This is amazing, why, why didn't you ever tell me

[05:23:59] to do this before?

[05:24:01] Oh, because, I just discovered it recently.

[05:24:06] Oh, he was chips! Chips shall be.

[05:24:08] Aww.

[05:24:10] Oh my God.

[05:24:12] Oh, oh, oh, oh. Cool.

[05:24:14] All right, be over the board, be over the board, be over the board.

[05:24:16] Yeah.

[05:24:18] All right, give me the money, Mr. Wolf.

[05:24:20] Yeah.

[05:24:22] We need more. We need more.

[05:24:24] We need more.

[05:24:26] We need more. We need more.

[05:24:28] Just call me in 15 minutes, Mr. Wolf.

[05:24:32] Can you submit a text on the yellow page?

[05:24:34] extra yellow pages on the page of the game.

[05:24:36] Yeah, what's your name, Mr. Blue Guy?

[05:24:37] Blue Guy, I like him a lot.

[05:24:38] He's different, I like him a lot.

[05:24:39] I like him a lot.

[05:24:40] I'll save you a little more.

[05:24:56] Oh, I'm ready for this one.

[05:24:58] I'm ready for this one.

[05:25:14] Get up!

[05:25:15] Come on!

[05:25:16] Don't be a pussy.

[05:25:17] Get up!

[05:25:20] I'm not a pussy.

[05:25:21] I'm not a pussy.

[05:25:22] I don't think you did the one at the first, though.

[05:25:25] Yeah, you are.

[05:25:26] You need to know the sign.

[05:25:27] I'm embarrassing you.

[05:25:28] Are you saying I'm a pussy?

[05:25:29] Yeah, I do.

[05:25:30] Since when?

[05:25:31] Oh, yeah.

[05:25:32] You think I'm a pussy?

[05:25:33] Well, a pussy do that.

[05:25:39] kill the man i'll kill you some

[05:25:41] i killed man two i killed i killed ten people

[05:25:45] oh yeah i killed eleven

[05:25:46] this is the right

[05:25:49] yeah it is the right one

[05:25:49] you can't even count the ten

[05:25:50] see because what none of these have the fucking one

[05:25:52] you guys are wrong

[05:25:54] god damn i hate you

[05:25:56] i think you missed the novel

[05:25:58] see

[05:25:59] even if i think it was right here

[05:26:06] dude that's a punch me up

[05:26:12] god i'm on fire

[05:26:14] i have some more missus

[05:26:20] okay all right

[05:26:21] That's a bank ID. Oh, that's a phone number

[05:26:48] Not chips is dead. Oh, that's way easier. Oh, yeah, boom

[05:27:20] Dude, I'm also pretty bad about saving numbers in real life

[05:27:29] Every time your guys is mom calls. I never know who it is

[05:27:34] I'm sick of being a gamble coke dealer. I

[05:28:03] Wanted I want to play at the park. I

[05:28:06] I don't want to kill anyone anymore, Popo!

[05:28:10] So long.

[05:28:19] Are they under K?

[05:28:20] Yeah, I guess.

[05:28:22] Slowing George at the safe escape park?

[05:28:28] Nah, I mean, this is too good right here.

[05:28:35] I mean, I love- dude, I love-

[05:28:38] This is one of my favorite buildings in the entire game, dude.

[05:28:41] I love this building.

[05:28:43] And it was- I don't think it was used for anything.

[05:28:45] And the single player, I don't think this was ever used.

[05:28:49] I don't remember it at least. Can you go up those stairs? Yes, dude. Yes, man. I

[05:29:07] Really love that building

[05:29:09] Look so good about it. I just think it's cool. It's just like run down and shit

[05:29:18] You know, it's just cool. It's cool looking

[05:29:22] It's immersive. Yeah, it's immersive

[05:29:27] Especially for like the kind of role play I like to do, you know

[05:29:31] Buy it. Why would I buy it?

[05:29:35] J block

[05:30:01] That could be

[05:30:05] They could be the casino I could be you get a room there when you have the casino bronze membership

[05:30:10] We'll go crack house crosser the casino

[05:30:28] You're about 30 friends away from being far enough in front gang to get a building at it for you to use

[05:30:38] I don't know if I ask oil because I would just need I don't I really just like asking for shit though

[05:30:48] Pay for it. I mean, hey P90, holy shit.

[05:31:18] 47 months? That's a long time. How are you?

[05:31:23] You're a professional lurker.

[05:31:34] 47 months, yeah, that's a pretty long time.

[05:31:40] I guess you would be considered a professional.

[05:31:42] And I don't think it's funny.

[05:32:08] A 10?

[05:32:10] Don't know of the day.

[05:32:16] I thought I just bought chips and uh, I did. Hello? Membership? You did such a scam that

[05:32:46] he's expired. I usually go to the table with 20k. Last time 30k was cursed. Really? Fuck

[05:33:04] of them god I've even started jumping everywhere oh my god under 9.8 k subs now

[05:33:23] from the other day get wrecked you poor street it's pulled together you work

[05:34:18] there just get a free membership. Nothing is for free.

[05:34:35] Let's see what Mr. Poop has.

[05:35:14] All right, shit.

[05:35:30] But instead of sleeping I'm gonna be cool and watch snowball magic hands all night and be dead for the Jag

[05:35:36] Don't that don't do that get some sleep. I actually I'm serious. Don't do that

[05:35:42] Do not do that

[05:35:44] Get some sleep

[05:35:49] I

[05:35:58] Pulled on baby. Oh, baby. Oh

[05:36:04] Baby, hey dad. I was wondering if you were going to feed me tonight since you were under 10k

[05:36:12] Wait double me either

[05:36:18] Okay, I'm actually it should say oh, oh see don't double today

[05:36:35] All right, I'm gonna ask oil for 20k

[05:36:44] You did get it no I didn't bust I literally didn't get it I would have 50k right now

[05:36:51] I

[05:37:06] Have 60 K

[05:37:19] How am I gonna get there without doubly

[05:37:21] Do you know what else you don't have 10k subs?

[05:37:29] You know what you're about to not have mother fucker!

[05:37:34] Let's get those bets in. Let's see those chips, please.

[05:37:47] Keep talking shit. God damn it, I'm sick of superhero movies.

[05:37:54] Alright, can they stop making them?

[05:38:01] Blackjack. Blackjack!

[05:38:06] Oh, fucking Christ.

[05:38:08] Christ, but you are fucking banned in LROC.

[05:38:11] Of course.

[05:38:12] That's true.

[05:38:13] That's it.

[05:38:14] This is all happening because Double Down is broke.

[05:38:16] I can't make my money today if it's broken.

[05:38:19] That's a part of my system.

[05:38:20] It's waiting on a good Double Down.

[05:38:26] It's a part of my fucking system.

[05:38:34] Turboswins.

[05:38:35] Turboswins are shit.

[05:38:36] That's a 16.

[05:38:37] No, it threw me all off.

[05:38:38] Here's two.

[05:38:39] And six.

[05:38:44] Sitting at 15.

[05:38:45] Another?

[05:38:46] Yeah.

[05:38:49] 15

[05:38:53] Yeah, I'd actually have 40k

[05:38:57] Jesus Christ

[05:39:02] It's scuffed

[05:39:05] How do you fucking play blackjack though doubling down? I can't it's fucking my system up. I can't play it

[05:39:09] I can't play I can't play I

[05:39:14] Can't play

[05:39:24] No splits or doubling?

[05:39:25] Yeah, it's losing odds without double down.

[05:39:27] That's what I'm saying.

[05:39:31] That's so long.

[05:39:32] And eight.

[05:39:33] That's 20.

[05:39:34] I think it was 10.

[05:39:38] Well, I like to touch up eight.

[05:39:41] A 14.

[05:39:43] 19.

[05:39:45] Let me make my 20k back and I'll stop playing

[05:39:48] because it's busted.

[05:39:49] It's losing the odds anyways.

[05:39:51] Not with my system, it's not.

[05:39:54] That's why I'm up.

[05:39:56] Wait, I have 20k?

[05:39:57] Fuck it, I'm out of here.

[05:39:58] I'm fucking out of here.

[05:39:59] fuck this

[05:40:09] I got out my system

[05:40:16] because they don't have 10k subs

[05:40:31] those are slots either

[05:40:39] slots were a test

[05:40:46] hey mister was

[05:40:49] in that turbo

[05:41:03] six seven

[05:41:05] seven

[05:41:34] kid do I get to go or are you just gonna go

[05:41:36] between hashtag auto, hashtag casino

[05:41:38] if you do that one more time I'm gonna fucking

[05:41:40] dick you in the head man

[05:41:42] no huh

[05:41:44] yeah

[05:41:46] if you hit me I'll shut the wheel down mister

[05:41:53] you got a tweet hashtag auto, hashtag casino

[05:42:04] what's up guys, jimmy4 and I here

[05:42:06] with another gamble stream

[05:42:08] hashtag auto, hashtag casino

[05:42:10] Hey, what's been in the wheel?

[05:42:16] Oh my god. Anyways today was spinning the wheel

[05:42:24] $2,000 in the casino if anyone here wants to spin just tweet hashtag auto hashtag casino

[05:42:31] And I'll what you spin just you might as well tweet it. I'm very good at this

[05:42:35] You won't be able to get one without it. Yeah, I don't get a phone. I'm sorry. Well, then you don't get a spin

[05:42:41] You know what? The casino is lost. I don't really care.

[05:42:45] Well, that's fine, Wadey.

[05:42:47] You're in the fucking way, man.

[05:42:56] I'm on the point.

[05:43:00] You're not going to be in the casino if you're 14. What the fuck are you doing here?

[05:43:03] I don't think you should be in here if you're 14 years old.

[05:43:06] Did they even check your ID when you signed up?

[05:43:09] Mind your business. I'm up 300,000.

[05:43:12] Yeah, you're about to believe that 300,000 if they find out you're 14 years old.

[05:43:16] No, you guys smell like poop

[05:43:26] I'm here with two poop heads with two poopies. Yeah, just two poop poop guys

[05:43:40] Stop one more time. I'm gonna do it

[05:43:43] Fucking stock kid

[05:43:55] You've seen 14 not giving anyone else any spins

[05:44:00] That's what he does again, but I'm trying to gamble too

[05:44:05] Yeah, sometimes it's a, you know, free crawl.

[05:44:10] Yeah, sometimes my fist hits the face.

[05:44:20] I'll call it Bop-a-Miles.

[05:44:36] I don't know if I can alcohol auto.

[05:44:37] Gotta be street racing, isn't he?

[05:44:54] Always testing stuff.

[05:45:03] No Marlowe.

[05:45:18] Oh, blue guy.

[05:45:34] We need goons. We got goons.

[05:45:38] Turn the wheel off. No, because I gotta keep them here.

[05:45:40] Pilvis?

[05:45:53] I mean, true.

[05:45:54] Gary?

[05:46:05] I just saw a river.

[05:46:18] Oh, hi.

[05:46:29] Hi, you want to make $5,000?

[05:46:31] Hell, yes, I want to make $5,000.

[05:46:33] There's some guy at the wheel right now.

[05:46:35] I need you to kidnap him and take him somewhere.

[05:46:37] All right.

[05:46:39] I'm going to send you a picture of him.

[05:46:41] He's at the wheel right now.

[05:46:43] Okay, on our way.

[05:46:45] I'm going to send you a picture. He's the guy in the gray.

[05:46:55] Okay.

[05:46:58] See, this is what I do. I build up gangs.

[05:47:00] And I talk about how they should be,

[05:47:02] how people should use them.

[05:47:04] them how they should be used on my other characters. Great picture. Well, it's best I could get.

[05:47:28] Hey, you guys want to do like a wine or something?

[05:47:32] I think we kind of are. Oh, I didn't know I'm sorry, Mr. Will.

[05:47:36] Oh, good. Go next, please. Yeah, go for it. Okay. Thank you, Mr. Will. What do you mean?

[05:47:55] Well, I mean, I'm sure you get tired spinning the wheel all the time. So you want to like

[05:48:00] like me some to keep you up. Oh wait 2000. That could mean so many different things though.

[05:48:08] No cold off. Hell no I'm not going to call me avoiding the chance to do some coffee. It's

[05:48:17] just not like in the trick then you know. Okay. I'm good for now. What do you got? I

[05:48:25] appreciate it okay hey hey nothing I just got some some for adults what is it

[05:48:40] oh no man he's an influencer he might want it yeah can I see it look if you

[05:48:49] give me a hundred bucks I'll give you I'll give you one of them all right I'm

[05:48:57] gonna take another we can't I mean we can't do it here yeah what's doing over

[05:49:05] over here over here mr. fuck it they got the handled yeah it's okay mr. I'm

[05:49:32] cricket by the way hey quick kid I'm Jimmy yeah I see you Jimmy you said

[05:49:44] 800 mr. yep and it all right the stalls with no doors that's not

[05:49:55] suspicious all right be careful with this like it's not for everybody well I was

[05:50:14] given I was given it and then I'm selling it

[05:50:20] why you have anymore um I mean I don't have any more on me can I call you for

[05:50:27] more we do yeah yeah of course of course yeah let me give you my number all

[05:50:31] right what's your name I call me cricket yeah Jimmy it's easy to like 800

[05:50:48] always like if I buy more wait what was that like if I buy like more you know is

[05:50:56] it always 800 um you know what it depends it depends on how much you're buying

[05:51:01] if you want to buy more you know we can talk about a price all right all right

[05:51:09] Well, thanks Jimmy. Um, hey, don't don't tell anyone else any other adult about this. It's

[05:51:16] Is it bad? It's a secret. Oh, okay. It's a secret. I understand mr. Secret. Yeah

[05:51:23] Like Superman

[05:51:25] Yeah, and don't do that all at once you're

[05:51:27] You get a crazy headache. Okay

[05:51:30] Like candy

[05:51:32] Yeah, yep, if you have too much candy, that's exactly what happens. Yeah, okay

[05:51:39] Okay and don't do it on those toilets either by the way in case you were thinking

[05:51:44] I don't twist square toilets. Hey, Cricket, hey. Interesting. Interesting.

[05:52:08] Oh, there was you. I'm flannel. I can be left sir. Okay, child. Sir, child! Yeah, I think I might have got him.

[05:52:27] Probably from Gary, right? Gotta be. Hey, Jimmy. Hey!

[05:53:10] what's going on buddy you know someone named quick it quick what quick it quick

[05:53:19] it quick it is that is he a rapper no he's a person who just tried to sell me

[05:53:26] jeep you're in the casino on my 12th no no I don't why you better meet me at the

[05:53:32] casino right now mr. we got a queen to shit up all right I don't know who it

[05:53:38] So it wouldn't have anything to do with me, but yeah, well you're helping me with it. All right, you got it

[05:53:44] We gotta figure this out

[05:53:45] All right, I'll be there soon. Okay. Thanks, pistol

[05:53:49] Right the vine with bull just all come together, huh?

[05:54:05] We would have phoned the cops. I think the way that things have been going

[05:54:33] Like it kind of was like that, but I think like I think we're we've been more influenced with crime

[05:54:39] you know for a while there was kind of split down the middle but I I definitely

[05:54:44] think lately we've been more influenced by criminals so we're more leaning

[05:54:48] towards you know not wanting to involve cops right yeah auto CPS mom miles right

[05:55:02] like all that cops won't respond anyways I mean that's true I would love to RP

[05:55:16] more with cops but if you can't they won't respond anyways you'll face

[05:55:42] Mr. That's a little sadistic. I see one word in this post and kills you right now. You still feel

[05:55:48] good, Mr. I mean, not so good about that. Yeah, that's why what do you got to say now? I feel like

[05:55:55] apologies might be in order. I feel like you need to learn a lesson. I'm sorry. Oh, will we? Well,

[05:56:01] it looks like I'm teaching the Western now. I mean, there was a line my dude. Yeah, and there's

[05:56:06] a wine of people are ready to shoot you in the head for $5,000. Which wine is worse do you think?

[05:56:15] All right, listen up. How much money does this guy have on him?

[05:56:21] He had my 4k on him.

[05:56:23] 4k? Oh, wait. I tell you what, Mr. You want a bullet in your head right now?

[05:56:28] I don't.

[05:56:29] Oh, wait. Tell you what? Why don't you give me $5,000 in six hours and I won't kill you?

[05:56:35] So like you keeping that 4k or we am I getting you a thousand you'll get me

[05:56:42] five thousand and you need to get another thousand to them because I said

[05:56:45] five thousand dollars to kill you so they're gonna take you to the ATM and

[05:56:50] you're gonna get another thousand for them okay and then in six hours I'm

[05:56:56] I want $5,000, Mr. Hul.

[05:56:58] What?

[05:57:01] I can give you a loan for that here right now.

[05:57:03] Oh, I take him to the ATM, guys.

[05:57:06] I just want my shit back there, so.

[05:57:08] What shit?

[05:57:09] I lost keys.

[05:57:10] You didn't give him a gun back.

[05:57:12] Nah, man, I need everything back.

[05:57:15] I'm sorry.

[05:57:16] Does this look like you have the leverage dog?

[05:57:19] He's giving you a gun, Albury.

[05:57:21] I mean, I got him.

[05:57:22] Yeah, he needs everything back, guys, here.

[05:57:23] You want my gun?

[05:57:24] You want my gun?

[05:57:26] She'll give you a gun.

[05:57:28] Don't pussy.

[05:57:30] Get him, fucker!

[05:57:32] Yeah?

[05:57:33] You want me to try to miss again?

[05:57:35] No, we get it.

[05:57:36] Just give him the stuff back. You get $5,000 anyways, weighties.

[05:57:40] Alright, get in the truck.

[05:57:42] I got a fucking gun back, dawg.

[05:57:44] Nothing we're done with him.

[05:57:46] Well, yeah, I mean, that's true. That makes sense.

[05:57:49] What's your number, sir?

[05:57:51] Oh, I get the $6,000 from him.

[05:57:53] Keep your five and then do whatever the fuck you want with them afterwards

[05:57:58] But you know what I'm with

[05:58:14] My way these are they getting the money I'm at the casino. Where are you at? Hey, do you have a gun, mister?

[05:59:09] Yeah, I do the motorcycle

[05:59:19] All right, you got it.

[05:59:21] Oh, I come back with a co-

[05:59:36] He's being kidnapped and forced to RAP worse than losing a grander money.

[05:59:40] I wanted to kind of do something with that guy, but I wasn't really sure, like...

[05:59:47] I was gonna like do something with him, but when I saw that he didn't really care that he had a gun pointed at him,

[05:59:53] I was like, I don't fuck it.

[05:59:56] Appreciate you anything was still happening?

[06:00:39] Well, it kind of is. I mean, it's still all on the table.

[06:00:42] Where the fuck is Cricket?

[06:00:49] I'm just curious if he's still here one of the crickets for all of crickets from the HUA

[06:01:17] for 800 probably

[06:01:30] did everyone tweet hashtag auto hashtag casino

[06:01:33] I haven't not today

[06:01:41] Does anyone need any G fuel?

[06:01:47] Phase Bay we

[06:01:53] I got to go take care of something

[06:02:06] I got a new kid in here

[06:02:10] Oh good honey I'm glad to hear it, glad to hear it

[06:02:13] Okay, do you need anything? Food? Toilet? Toilet? Water?

[06:02:18] Do you guys need any G Fuel ladies?

[06:02:20] It's where we go that makes you where we go to backtrack

[06:02:24] It's your focus, we'll go make all the right calls

[06:02:27] Well you see an extreme amount of cash

[06:02:30] Can I swear whenever I'm on it?

[06:02:32] Whenever I'm on it it makes the deal was bust

[06:02:36] Yeah I don't know what it is but I feel like it's just good walk

[06:02:39] I'll take it all right come on to the bathroom mr. One ladies

[06:03:04] He'll see this if you want some more

[06:03:07] one five zero seven zero six nine

[06:03:15] Consult on the property

[06:03:17] Yeah, and then what's the last hey you guys can come in

[06:03:30] No, if he doesn't give you that shit, oh, what's the last four numbers six nine two or five

[06:03:48] Hey guys go

[06:03:53] You're gonna know all the white moves damn right

[06:03:58] Yeah

[06:04:16] Yeah, no problem

[06:04:25] We're made crickets all for us fuck that you want to sell coke big man, huh?

[06:04:53] Look your number to zero. See what else want to go next wash the commensky

[06:05:08] Thank you so we cool I get

[06:05:14] Hey

[06:05:16] I need some of that stuff, man.

[06:05:19] You know what? I think I have a few more bags. Let me make a call.

[06:05:23] You make a call and I'll call you back.

[06:05:25] I'll pay anything for me. I'll pay like $20,000 for it.

[06:05:31] Well, it's only $800 a bag.

[06:05:33] That's fine. Whatever. I just need it now, mister. It's good.

[06:05:37] Okay, okay. Let me make a call. I'll see if I can get it.

[06:05:39] All right. Where are you at right now?

[06:05:42] I'm at the apartment right now.

[06:05:44] All right. Are you coming back to the casino?

[06:05:46] I'll be in the parking lot. Okay. All right. I'll see you soon. All right

[06:06:11] They just put that shit in the bag

[06:06:16] If you don't put this money in chips before that guy fucks me up, I'll give you 20k, but I prefer less money

[06:06:36] Gary trying to betray us. No, I don't think so. I mean maybe

[06:06:41] One hand though.

[06:06:55] Jack, oh, sorry.

[06:06:56] Pardon me, Weedy.

[06:06:57] Hello.

[06:07:04] Erate, I'm outside in a red bison.

[06:07:07] Oh, why?

[06:07:08] Just keep an eye on me, okay?

[06:07:10] You coming out?

[06:07:11] No, no, no.

[06:07:12] I'm gonna talk like next to you.

[06:07:14] And then you got a gun.

[06:07:16] Yeah, I got one.

[06:07:17] Oh, why?

[06:07:18] Oh, why?

[06:07:19] We ain't doing this shit.

[06:07:20] No, no, no.

[06:07:21] We're gonna take him somewhere else.

[06:07:22] All right.

[06:07:23] Let me get changed in there real quick.

[06:07:25] No, why?

[06:07:26] When I start weaving.

[06:07:28] Come out of the come out of the twerk with a gun

[06:07:32] All right, where do you want me to you want me to do in the parking lot or what? Yeah?

[06:07:36] All right. All right, okay

[06:07:38] Hey, so

[06:07:47] Apparently

[06:07:48] Hey, can you hear me? Yeah? What's up? Hey, so

[06:08:01] Apparently someone else is trying to buy them. He said that he'd sell them for 2,000

[06:08:06] Who didn't just so the guy I was eating him. Yeah. Yeah, the guy the guy behind me

[06:08:13] two thousand a bag of someone else is already buying them oh you said if you

[06:08:17] want to outbid them you could wait twenty five hundred twenty five hundred

[06:08:22] wait twenty five hundred no two that's not how you that's not how you barter

[06:08:30] two thousand okay okay I can't believe this alright I'll call you back where do

[06:08:37] you want to meet just come back to the casino

[06:08:44] Look can we can we do it off of the casino, okay?

[06:08:49] Okay, okay. I'll call you when I'm around there. I'll pick you up. Okay

[06:08:54] All right, all right

[06:08:55] Change the plans mister. Oh, he said he's gonna pick me up and we're not gonna do it at the casino, okay?

[06:09:27] I'm gonna follow you. No, I'm just gonna ping you when we stop, okay? All right. You got it. All right, but listen, okay?

[06:09:35] Listen, this is really important, okay?

[06:09:37] If I stop pinging you like a wad in a wall, it's an emergency

[06:09:40] Okay, all right. All right. All right, so show up and get ready to start shooting essentially

[06:09:46] If I stop if I start pinging a wad in a wall if not, you know, then just we got to talk to this guy

[06:09:52] We need to know where he's getting this shit from

[06:09:55] All right, but you know if I'm showing up

[06:09:57] With a singular pain you I'm gonna show up with the gun anyway, right? Yeah, I've gone out. Yeah

[06:10:03] Okay, all right. You got it. Oh, I

[06:10:09] It'd be wrong to rip off a kid.

[06:10:16] Bro, the first ever time I bought mushrooms I got ripped off.

[06:10:20] Well, I'd only ever seen mushrooms in the movies and they look a lot different in real

[06:10:38] life.

[06:10:39] What did I buy?

[06:10:57] Bro, just like some dried up bullshit.

[06:10:59] Like probably came from the cooking aisle.

[06:11:01] And then the second time I bought it I got some fucking gold caps with blue leaking

[06:11:04] out of the fucking bottom.

[06:11:13] And then I was really fucked.

[06:11:18] But the first time, yeah, I was like, dry port pillows, yeah, we got ripped off, we got the bullshit.

[06:11:23] The second time they were real, for sure, we were fucked up.

[06:11:27] I was fucked up, dude.

[06:11:31] That was...

[06:11:32] That was a good first trip.

[06:11:34] Yeah, I threw up, though, cause I drank too much orange juice.

[06:11:37] Uh...

[06:11:39] But then after that, it was pretty cool.

[06:11:46] Deserved.

[06:11:47] Yeah.

[06:11:57] How old was I?

[06:12:06] Man, I'm excited to see how this RP plays out.

[06:12:09] I was, I...

[06:12:15] I might have been 21. I'm trying to think that time in my life is just such a fucking blur

[06:12:30] Like what was I doing?

[06:12:37] Oh, maybe I wasn't it. I

[06:12:40] Was definitely over 18. No, I was definitely over 18

[06:12:48] No, I was I was I was well. I didn't even smoke pot

[06:12:56] 1718 chat

[06:13:04] That's actually true

[06:13:06] Drinking is a very different story that is cap. No, dude. I we were putting like vodka in our Mountain Dew bottles

[06:13:18] vodka from on top of my buddy's fridge

[06:13:22] When uh, we were like 13

[06:13:27] Playing Halo and shit that was way different that was a way different story, but uh

[06:13:37] We were really drinking enough to get drunk though. We were just

[06:13:41] Like I wasn't like proper drunk till I was like 16

[06:13:46] Um, we were we were just we were just doing it. It was just like we just put like a little bit in there and think we were cool as fuck

[06:13:53] Probably didn't even finish it because it tasted gross

[06:13:55] Hello

[06:13:57] Hey, i'm

[06:13:58] I'm gonna come pick you up unless you you have a ride already jimmy and then we're gonna go

[06:14:04] Um, we're gonna go somewhere. It's fine. You can pick me up. This one

[06:14:08] Okay, i'm only i'm gonna sell you the five bags that we have all right

[06:14:13] Is this okay? I'm out fun

[06:14:16] No, no, I'm not I'm not there yet. I'll call you as soon as I'm there

[06:14:20] He said that he'll be there in like five to ten minutes. Okay. Thanks, miss. Okay. All right. Bye

[06:14:34] Getting a little more sketchy

[06:14:36] Time to go rivers now. Let's see it play. Let's see it play with the with the plan that we got

[06:14:46] We'll be says to collect his money. I feel like says to be very happy with the

[06:14:55] What?

[06:14:56] Do you have any G fuel to get out of here, man? Yeah, I do, but

[06:15:00] Take my number get out of here. Okay. All right. If you want more text me

[06:15:05] All right. Yeah. Okay

[06:15:08] Hey, man, you got a G. There's okay

[06:15:20] God damn G fuel fiends

[06:15:23] This is the best drug RP I've seen by far. Yeah, it's really fun when you're not selling the locals

[06:15:49] It's whether there's actual RP involved. Yeah

[06:16:11] My failure the white boy Rick from Detroit. Yep. Oh, yeah

[06:16:17] That's a that's a pretty fun rabbit hole to go down if you guys are ever just Google and random shit at three in the morning

[06:16:26] White boy Rick that actually so that was like Chris Hansen's first big

[06:16:34] New story or like I don't like news piece. I don't know what it's called

[06:16:41] But yeah, so funny enough that that's how like Chris Hansen like really broke broke out

[06:16:45] editorial expose yeah yeah that shit there is no drug sale thing for this

[06:16:53] stop fucking power you know apparently Chris Hansen get drug calls in the

[06:16:57] south side which fucker well not apparently but Chris Hansen he used to

[06:17:01] be a very respected investigative journalists like very respected until

[06:17:07] the uh to catch predator ship you ready let's go speaking of the catch

[06:17:16] predator wait wait what why let's do this yeah but we're not at the casino I

[06:17:30] don't know he we probably use the one that I gave him hey Jimmy hold on just

[06:17:46] on the phone here yeah I'm they probably just use the phone or the one

[06:17:52] that I gave him so he wants some more he sounded like he wanted some more he's

[06:17:58] got he's got the money do we I mean do we really care who we sell this to okay

[06:18:18] I know exactly what happens okay well we're at the ball so are you are you

[06:18:27] coming yeah just ping me Jimmy yeah hey I got a cool question for you

[06:18:42] Yeah.

[06:18:45] Um, how come you know, how come, how come you're buying this for me?

[06:18:51] What do you mean?

[06:18:53] I mean, I was just, my guy said that he knows who you are and that you usually get it.

[06:19:01] Oh, is that white?

[06:19:03] Well, my, my guy said that he normally, like the guy that he gets it from gets it from you or something like that.

[06:19:13] Oh, come on.

[06:19:14] I can't, I can't say that.

[06:19:15] I don't know you would ever have access to this stuff again mr. All right look his name is Jay

[06:19:23] Jay who?

[06:19:24] Watch a point of this hour you over here mr.

[06:19:33] Yeah, why don't you take a left into here mr.

[06:19:35] And just pour into the way, please. Yeah, here's good mr.

[06:19:49] What's up with all these cops?

[06:19:52] What's up with all these cops?

[06:19:54] I don't know.

[06:19:56] I don't want to pull over without these cops here.

[06:19:58] You're making a big mistake, Mr.

[06:20:00] You might just want to stop and pull into an alley now.

[06:20:02] What's up with the cops?

[06:20:04] I'm asking the questions here.

[06:20:06] Let's go somewhere where there's no cops.

[06:20:09] You think they're worried about us

[06:20:11] any time I see the cops that are speeding past?

[06:20:13] Oh, here we go.

[06:20:15] Oh, I see.

[06:20:17] I see.

[06:20:19] All right, we don't move it, Mr. We're going to have a talk.

[06:20:27] All right.

[06:20:38] Chief Pink, huh?

[06:20:43] Yeah.

[06:20:44] All right.

[06:20:45] Where's he going to meet us, Mr.

[06:20:47] It's going to meet us at the wax museum.

[06:20:49] The wax museum?

[06:20:50] Where's the wax museum?

[06:20:52] That's by the vault.

[06:20:54] The vault?

[06:20:55] Where did the wax museum?

[06:20:57] Yeah, it's a big bank.

[06:20:59] All right.

[06:21:00] But yeah, nah, he was just saying it's kind of weird that you're buying it,

[06:21:04] I'm like, look, if you want to buy your own product, I don't know.

[06:21:08] I don't want to buy my own product and I don't want to see my products sold on my 12th, Mr.

[06:21:12] What?

[06:21:13] Wait, what?

[06:21:16] Yeah, that's why the casino is my 12th.

[06:21:19] We're going to have a nice conversation and we're going to clear up some ground rules.

[06:21:23] Sorry.

[06:21:35] Um, okay.

[06:21:36] Yeah, yeah.

[06:21:37] So he told me not to do the casino.

[06:21:41] So why were you doing it?

[06:21:42] I wasn't doing it at the casino.

[06:21:44] You called me.

[06:21:45] What do you mean?

[06:21:46] what the fuck yeah what the fuck is white hey Gary see if this guy has any

[06:21:53] corns

[06:22:02] I told you once in the casino and then I was told dude holy shit

[06:22:06] put your hands up Mr.

[06:22:08] no fuck

[06:22:10] I'm being cool I'm being cool

[06:22:14] are you saying uh listen hey kid I I didn't know about the turf

[06:22:22] some westerns are on the hard way mr all after making example out of you i don't know

[06:22:29] we'll see if we can all park this stuff out for us actually no keep it on them keep it on them

[06:22:52] yo hey come on come on guys we hey hey there'll be time for that waiter right now you just need

[06:22:57] to focus on how you're gonna get out of this situation without getting shocked

[06:23:02] yo hey don't be shooting me i look guys it's just a misunderstanding especially from

[06:23:08] I'm making money.

[06:23:09] Oh, I'm sorry.

[06:23:10] Did I misunderstand that?

[06:23:11] When I bought-

[06:23:12] The casino is awful.

[06:23:55] Is he here?

[06:23:56] Is the guy there right now?

[06:23:58] He hasn't called me.

[06:24:02] No, why?

[06:24:03] Well, you better call him back.

[06:24:11] All right.

[06:24:12] All right, I'll call him.

[06:24:13] If you call the capture, you make any fucking stupid moves.

[06:24:16] I swear to God, I'll shoot you in the head right here.

[06:24:18] Yeah, that wouldn't be very smart, wouldn't, Mr. Wolf.

[06:24:20] No, that wouldn't be smart at all.

[06:24:21] I'm not calling him.

[06:24:22] Tell him to come here.

[06:24:23] We're all going to have a nice conversation.

[06:24:24] I'm calling him.

[06:24:37] I'm calling him.

[06:24:38] He's not picking up.

[06:24:39] I'm gonna figure this out here and then.

[06:24:43] Hey, Jerry, you ever heard of any of this? Some guy named Jay Pink?

[06:24:47] Jay Pink?

[06:24:48] Yeah.

[06:24:49] I didn't say Jay Pink.

[06:24:51] Who'd you say? Who are you getting from, mister?

[06:24:55] It's last-

[06:24:56] It's name is Jerry.

[06:24:58] Jerry what?

[06:24:59] I don't know his last name.

[06:25:05] Yeah, I know Jerry.

[06:25:06] You know Jerry.

[06:25:08] Yeah, I do.

[06:25:09] Is that one of your guys?

[06:25:11] Yep.

[06:25:12] You better call him then.

[06:25:13] All right, get him down here right now

[06:25:18] Look guys, I

[06:25:25] You speak with spoken to mr. Okay

[06:25:30] And you only refer to me as El Gambino from here on out you understand

[06:25:35] Yes, say yes

[06:25:38] Yes, El Gambino. Oh, I'm quite wall the same page

[06:25:43] He didn't answer. Oh, oh, that's bad for you, mr. Oh

[06:25:57] Oh, come on, come on, look, that's that's

[06:26:03] a little quiet, have a nice one talk, Gary, you can sit next to him there, Mr.

[06:26:26] Oh, no, come on guys, guys, come on.

[06:26:32] We're gonna try to figure this out.

[06:26:34] Yeah, we're gonna figure this out, Mr.

[06:26:36] Yeah, let's hope that we can.

[06:26:38] Hey, Jerry, don't worry.

[06:26:42] Oh, you're definitely gonna need him to meet.

[06:26:59] Tell him to meet us down there.

[06:27:17] He doesn't need, he's cut off.

[06:27:25] You know me? You cut off, right?

[06:27:27] I don't think so.

[06:27:40] We're all together right now.

[06:27:50] Let's see, bring you to the rental place.

[06:27:52] It's not your job to figure it out.

[06:27:54] Hang up. Tell him if he's not there in 15 minutes, he's cut off.

[06:27:57] Yeah, Ray, he says if you're not there in 15 minutes, you're cut off.

[06:28:12] I think he just got out of the hospital.

[06:28:14] Oh, there, Jimmy. This is your trip.

[06:28:19] Yeah, what's going on?

[06:28:21] Hey, I was just about to ask you, uh, what's going on with you?

[06:28:25] Is there anything that you need?

[06:28:27] I might be some stuff I need mister. Is there anything you need?

[06:28:32] Oh, I'm sure you know what I need Jimmy. Those little baggies, have you got some more?

[06:28:42] Yeah, is that right?

[06:28:44] That's right, Jimmy. Uh-huh.

[06:28:46] All right, I'll call you in a second mister.

[06:28:49] All right, Jimmy. All right.

[06:29:20] I must have ruined Chip's life on every tune I play.

[06:29:23] well listen I'm just I don't know maybe I'm a predator by nature or

[06:29:29] something to my blood okay what no no no not that kind of predator wait wait

[06:29:41] wait yeah let's go talk behind these quates

[06:29:48] Yeah, right here.

[06:29:56] Yeah.

[06:29:57] Not so long.

[06:29:59] Oh, I get out of the car.

[06:30:00] Park it, Miss Tor.

[06:30:08] You've been walking with Jerry.

[06:30:19] I just started.

[06:30:21] Today was my first day.

[06:30:23] Yeah, how many of that stuff you sold, Miss Tor?

[06:30:26] So, including you?

[06:30:29] No.

[06:30:31] Oh, too.

[06:30:33] Would you sell it out?

[06:30:35] I have to see now.

[06:30:38] Wow you're gonna have to find a new tour from this tour. Of course, of course I can do that

[06:30:46] Yeah, how much you guys sold them for? I sold mine for 700. Why'd you talk to me 8?

[06:30:55] I was testing the market to see if it would sell for 8. You got a sandwich?

[06:31:02] I never told Jerry not to sell the casino this might

[06:31:20] I already told him I told him that was my mistake I should have told you so I don't

[06:31:29] know this wouldn't really be on Jerry there's probably more on me but I'll tighten up the

[06:31:33] ship all right all right we'll talk to jerry all right all right and i did tell

[06:31:38] him not if you know if he's pushing it not to push it for any lower than 500

[06:31:43] yeah we'll wait till everyone's here to talk all right

[06:31:47] i don't have to keep your hands on oh you were just pointing at me i just

[06:31:56] make a shade over him now if it makes me calm mr

[06:32:04] smoking that shirt jimmy it makes me calm and happy

[06:32:10] yeah you don't like that's a good shit which is good because i haven't been

[06:32:13] way we cuz I have to deal with assholes I'm sick of deal with assholes mister I think he's talking

[06:32:22] about you mister look I didn't let me ask you are you gonna be an asshole if I let you win

[06:32:29] no I'll I'll help you however however I can all right yeah I'm really sorry I'll listen to you

[06:32:44] from here on out. So let me ask you then Mr. What did you guys say? About what? All of this.

[06:32:57] So Jerry, I told him where I sold it originally and then he told me to not sell it in the casino.

[06:33:04] And so that's when you actually called me for more. So I just picked you up and took you

[06:33:12] off of the casino to do it. And he said what? What did he say about Gary? He didn't he didn't

[06:33:21] mention Gary at all. How'd he know me? Oh because he asked he asked who I was selling it to and I told

[06:33:28] him it was this kid named Jimmy. Why? How did he know? I called him after I spoke to you. No no no

[06:33:37] even before that even before you showed up you said yeah well hey hold on I'm talking

[06:33:43] What did I say you speak with spoken to a white?

[06:33:47] We sin

[06:33:49] In the van yeah in the van in the van you said why do you want to buy this?

[06:33:59] Why did you say that?

[06:34:02] Because he said that he knew who Jimmy was the guy that he got his shit from

[06:34:08] Take your helmet off mr. Or

[06:34:12] Yeah, I don't know you why'd you say you get your shit from me?

[06:34:18] because I didn't say I'd get my shit from you.

[06:34:22] You didn't say that.

[06:34:23] What'd you say then?

[06:34:25] I said I got my shit from someone.

[06:34:27] Who'd you get it from?

[06:34:29] Me.

[06:34:30] Yeah.

[06:34:31] Alright.

[06:34:33] So then let me ask you, Joey.

[06:34:35] Yeah.

[06:34:36] How do you know that I gave this shit to Joey?

[06:34:41] I mean, it's your turf.

[06:34:43] You're the only one that I know sells cocaine.

[06:34:46] What do you mean?

[06:34:51] No one else in this city has a turd. As far as I know, we're on it.

[06:34:58] Hey, Gary, did you tell this guy where you're getting it from?

[06:35:01] I don't think so, no.

[06:35:03] No, he did not.

[06:35:08] I just said I got him getting it from someone.

[06:35:10] Have I met you before, Mr. Jimmy?

[06:35:13] I don't know.

[06:35:15] So how do you know my name, Mr.

[06:35:18] Because this guy knows your name?

[06:35:21] Okay, hold on.

[06:35:23] Oh yeah, he said your name is Jimmy.

[06:35:25] wait but how did you know how did you know that i got this stuff i mean i put two and two together

[06:35:37] oh is that right yeah sounds like a walkie guess it probably is yeah yeah i never i never name

[06:35:50] dropped you to me all right all right everyone will wax will wax you might get in this shit

[06:35:57] what's up you might get in this shit i like getting this shit yeah i like getting this shit

[06:36:03] How I how much you got weft I only got fucking five baggies. How I hand it over mr.

[06:36:12] This is a shakedown

[06:36:14] No, this isn't a shakedown listen Gary you never told him that you work at the casino

[06:36:20] You never told him to not sell at the casino

[06:36:23] No, I know I thought so after

[06:36:27] No, I forgot to tell him

[06:36:29] You speak and spoke it to me, Mr.

[06:36:31] Did it sound like you fucked up?

[06:36:34] I did, I did fucked up.

[06:36:36] Alright.

[06:36:37] Then I gotta punish you.

[06:36:39] Alright.

[06:36:41] Jerry works for me now, I'm taking you guy.

[06:36:43] He works to work with me.

[06:36:46] Alright.

[06:36:47] Sound fair?

[06:36:48] Yeah, sounds fair.

[06:36:50] Give me your number.

[06:36:51] There's my number, guys.

[06:36:56] Alright, get the heck out of here, Mr.

[06:36:58] Call you soon.

[06:37:04] Hey, listen.

[06:37:05] $3800

[06:37:09] Is that your price?

[06:37:10] That's why

[06:37:12] Shit, I bought it from Gary for $700

[06:37:14] Well, yeah, because it's down the ladder

[06:37:17] Goddamn

[06:37:18] That's how business works, Mr.Wolf

[06:37:19] That is how business works

[06:37:21] Trust me, guys, I'm in the weed business

[06:37:23] I know how that shit works

[06:37:25] Oh, yeah, you're the dispensary man

[06:37:27] I am the dispensary man

[06:37:29] The dispensary man

[06:37:31] Oh, I have the money, I'll call you soon with the location

[06:37:34] All right, sounds good.

[06:37:37] All right, gather round.

[06:37:44] I don't trust Jerry.

[06:37:45] Uh, Jerry's a good guy.

[06:37:49] Oh yeah?

[06:37:50] Yeah, I know him pretty well.

[06:37:51] Oh, do you?

[06:37:52] Yeah, he's been, uh, you know, I told him to keep his mouth shut.

[06:37:56] Don't tell him anyone who he's getting it from.

[06:37:59] I never told him who I was getting it from.

[06:38:02] How long, you know, how long, you know, Jerry?

[06:38:08] Uh, the booth I worked out at the market, we always worked next to each other,

[06:38:12] each other so I've known him for a few months now. What about you? I actually work with Jerry as well.

[06:38:20] I work at the same place he works at. Yeah, how long I've known him? I've known him for a few months.

[06:38:26] How attached are you, Mr. O? You know what? I mean, I don't really care. He's just

[06:38:34] some guy I work with really. I don't get attached really. Well, let me ask you,

[06:38:41] Gary would you rather work with Joey or work with me?

[06:38:46] I'd rather work with you.

[06:38:51] I want Gary taken out.

[06:38:55] Wait, me?

[06:38:56] You want Gary taken out?

[06:38:57] I want Joey taken out.

[06:38:59] I'm getting the names mixed up.

[06:39:01] I'm fourteen.

[06:39:02] Yeah, and Jerry Gary, yeah, I can see the mistake.

[06:39:05] Why do you want Jerry taken out?

[06:39:06] I don't trust him.

[06:39:08] I'll tell you why.

[06:39:09] He's putting two and two together and he put him much in still we said, wait

[06:39:13] a minute.

[06:39:15] Jimmy has the stuff, he has access to it.

[06:39:19] I don't like that he easily said that.

[06:39:24] Why don't we give him one more chance?

[06:39:34] So, can I say something?

[06:39:37] No, see, yes or no.

[06:39:43] If you don't like it, you can walk right now.

[06:39:49] All right, then I guess everyone of you is in a queance.

[06:39:52] Ha, ha, ha.

[06:39:55] Gotta take Jerry out.

[06:39:57] We gotta take Jerry out.

[06:39:59] why don't we just give him a little beating we don't need to shoot him or

[06:40:04] anything yeah we do all right you talk too easily I don't like that you want

[06:40:17] someone you want someone you told you to talk that easy gay we huh you want to

[06:40:21] go to no no no time out no I don't want to go to time out what about you

[06:40:28] quickly you want to go to time out I don't want that time man I don't want

[06:40:33] go to time out now we don't want you going to time out you can't go to time

[06:40:41] out all right then we're gonna do it you two are gonna do it all right what's

[06:40:52] the Gary you got a plan listen we do this quick it and then you will place

[06:40:59] Jerry you understand Gary yeah you give quick it you give quick it Gary's

[06:41:06] place how's that sound quick it promotion time sounds good to me yeah you okay with that yeah

[06:41:16] Hawaii I tell you what to besides this little mix up you've been doing doing pretty good Gary

[06:41:25] I'm gonna get you a better place too okay all right yeah sounds good Hawaii don't worry uh

[06:41:31] From here on out, I'll uh...

[06:41:33] Yeah, you better tighten that shit up, Gary!

[06:41:35] Yeah, yeah, I'll be a little more clear with the stipulations on the uh...

[06:41:39] No casino.

[06:41:41] No casino, no going lower than 500, and no fucking talking about who you're getting it from.

[06:41:47] That's why...

[06:41:48] What's getting the call?

[06:41:49] They do talk, we threaten them.

[06:41:51] We threaten them before they even talk.

[06:41:54] We don't have to do that!

[06:41:56] Just make it clear, and then if they step out of one, then we handle it!

[06:42:00] Yep, yep, exactly.

[06:42:01] Oh, why, let's go get some food.

[06:42:02] I'm hungry.

[06:42:04] Tindies!

[06:42:05] Ha!

[06:42:06] I'll verify.

[06:42:08] I need food in real life.

[06:42:11] Some chicken tindies?

[06:42:14] All right, how about my treat?

[06:42:18] OK.

[06:42:20] Tendies for everyone.

[06:42:33] We're going to Burger Shop, right?

[06:42:38] You OK with that, Jimmy?

[06:42:41] Or do you just want the gas station?

[06:42:45] Do you really want my gas station shift, though?

[06:42:47] No, no.

[06:42:48] We don't want them egg salad sangies.

[06:42:50] They shit.

[06:42:51] Yeah, you got worms.

[06:42:59] Cool, yeah.

[06:43:00] They're shit.

[06:43:11] Ooh, good save.

[06:43:12] God damn.

[06:43:15] You guys all right?

[06:43:16] Yeah, yeah.

[06:43:22] That was looking pretty ugly.

[06:43:47] Gary, initially met on better terms.

[06:43:50] Yeah, yeah.

[06:43:52] Well, we can, it's all up for me.

[06:43:54] You mind giving me my gun back?

[06:43:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[06:43:57] I got you.

[06:43:59] Thank you.

[06:43:59] Just don't do anything stupid, all right?

[06:44:02] yeah of course

[06:44:05] uh... you're gonna have to grab some of the bandages of the globe

[06:44:11] okay

[06:44:13] uh...

[06:44:16] i mean you could take one

[06:44:21] alright thanks

[06:44:23] i'm gonna have to grab like three of them to put that in there

[06:44:25] take five yeah it isn't

[06:44:29] it's in the globe box

[06:44:31] alright thank you

[06:44:34] thanks for being cooperative

[06:44:39] i didn't really

[06:44:41] now

[06:44:47] hey sorry snow you're gonna have to pick a new name for your cop character

[06:44:50] for the burgies yeah

[06:44:57] i decided jackie snow was a cooler coke dealer man than a cop

[06:45:05] well copper kind of decided it

[06:45:08] jesus

[06:45:09] i've never do gang rp but that was amazing

[06:45:14] now i'm actually enjoying gambit gambit kid because i'm

[06:45:20] able to showcase to you guys how i like to do high crime rp

[06:45:26] but i don't know i really like high crime rp a lot i just feel like it

[06:45:29] It gets really oh see personal a lot like

[06:45:35] You want to get food mistrust yeah

[06:45:48] Yeah, we're gonna get you a happy now. You're hungry

[06:45:51] Yeah, I'm on tendies. Oh, yeah, we're gonna find some tendies

[06:46:19] Yeah, kind of snow

[06:46:26] Jack origin a little bit a little bit. Hey, Mr.

[06:46:44] Hey, Mr.

[06:46:46] Man if these guys go along with it, it's gonna be some good fucking RP

[06:46:55] We'll see.

[06:47:01] He's now!

[06:47:03] Where's she?

[06:47:05] Where's she?

[06:47:07] Teddy's now!

[06:47:14] Please stop screaming.

[06:47:16] I'm here!

[06:47:20] Teddy's now on Hubby!

[06:47:22] No, okay.

[06:47:24] This is Burger Shot.

[06:47:26] We only sell burgers.

[06:47:28] Okay.

[06:47:30] Can you please?

[06:47:34] My mommy's tab?

[06:47:36] I got it I got it for him.

[06:47:52] Hey, Mr. Wolf!

[06:47:53] Yeah, you got it.

[06:47:55] Alright, it's on the tray.

[06:47:57] Alright, I'll get...

[06:48:02] Alright, where's my toy?

[06:48:05] Let me get a...

[06:48:07] I'll get a murder meal, I'll give you the toy,

[06:48:09] and then whatever this guy wants as well.

[06:48:13] Um, can you give me...

[06:48:16] Can you give me three rem jobs, please?

[06:48:20] I use my thighs.

[06:48:39] Yeah, what you let me see what you what your numbers like in pink you

[06:48:44] My number is 882

[06:48:46] Hey, wait, can we have please talk to this man, please 30 Kingo with the new police. Thanks. Thank you. Thank you, ma'am

[06:48:54] How are you remember the price?

[06:48:56] Yeah, what is it?

[06:49:00] The price is

[06:49:02] Yeah

[06:49:03] my

[06:49:05] Pink number is 882. No, I

[06:49:07] I have the money and be ready.

[06:49:10] A little bit.

[06:49:28] Business investment.

[06:49:29] They can.

[06:49:30] Can one of you guys drive?

[06:49:32] They need to go along with it to one earnably.

[06:49:34] Get the cocaine whitelist when you perm on.

[06:49:38] You going back to the casino, Jimmy?

[06:49:41] We've got to go do this deal.

[06:49:43] You know?

[06:49:48] Get you to do the apartments.

[06:49:51] Your apartment or the apartments?

[06:49:53] The apartments.

[06:49:57] Yeah, I like a.

[06:49:59] I really like crime shows.

[06:50:06] I was talking today.

[06:50:13] I feel like that, like, there's so much superior stuff

[06:50:19] that's so saturated.

[06:50:20] What was on this thing?

[06:50:22] Clothes.

[06:50:23] Soda looks at me, and she says, I feel like there's

[06:50:29] a saturation of-

[06:50:30] Oh, man, this thing drives really good.

[06:50:32] Like crime shows.

[06:50:34] That back door won't shut, and it's pissing me right off.

[06:50:37] I've never been so- I was like, what the?

[06:50:40] What did you do?

[06:50:42] Let's just broken on this thing. This is yours though. Both right? No

[06:50:47] Superheroes way worse

[06:50:50] There's way more. It's not yours

[06:50:54] Windows the last time there was like a good crime. It's not biggie. No, no, it's my it's my

[06:51:02] Like like good mind on her not like cereal

[06:51:16] Sopranos in the wire and shit

[06:51:19] Better call Saul. Yeah, better call Saul is pretty good. Yeah, so fuck

[06:51:24] What are we going to do?

[06:51:28] Yeah, Eric. Is that good?

[06:51:31] The Irishman? That's what Gassie said, but that shit was like four years ago.

[06:51:38] Nargos? Also, that shit was like four years ago.

[06:51:48] Alright, shit. Maybe she's right.

[06:51:50] Hey, you need a bandage.

[06:52:06] Come on, Mr. One. Come on, Mr. One.

[06:52:17] You cryin' myself? You don't make sure about it?

[06:52:23] I'm thinkin' about not paying my taxes next year.

[06:52:25] I finally did my fucking taxes last weekend like actually like real this time

[06:52:30] Is that crazy?

[06:52:40] Tax evasion? I mean Wesley Snipes is doing okay. Oh my god

[06:52:51] Oh because I made him give up the coke. You say three hot dogs and a bowl of chili bro

[06:53:04] I don't give a fuck what anyone says. I'd like dude. Sonic's chili dogs. I think are good. I

[06:53:10] Like them a lot. They're like my they're one of my guilty like that in gas station hot dogs. I like that shit

[06:53:15] Gary owes me I think Gary and I are a square.

[06:53:25] Alright, so where to now?

[06:53:26] Alright, go there, that's what we're gonna do it.

[06:53:35] You guys ready?

[06:53:37] Ready as I'll ever be.

[06:53:38] Why don't you go back to the apartment actually?

[06:53:40] Yeah, I think you were telling me that, Eric.

[06:53:48] Costco's hot dogs? Bro.

[06:53:50] Costco's has the fucking chicken bakes, though,

[06:53:52] and those are fucking fire.

[06:53:55] Fuck you! Tell me why back!

[06:54:03] Those are really good.

[06:54:09] Any about gas station hot dogs,

[06:54:10] as you don't know how long they've been there?

[06:54:12] Brother if I'm going into a gas station to get a hot dog. It's 5 a.m. And I'm wasted okay

[06:54:18] The last thing on my mind is how long they've been there

[06:54:21] I have a wicked bad headache right now. I have food and I'm pounding me. Oh, you want your toy?

[06:55:02] Yeah

[06:55:04] You know what it is. I

[06:55:06] Got a little drunk earlier just a little bit and then I took a nap

[06:55:10] That should always fucking gets me why I don't know because we were at a park. Would you get anything good?

[06:55:23] Yeah

[06:55:25] Nice

[06:55:36] Yeah, what's up Jerry? Yeah, I'm good actually

[06:55:45] We're good no

[06:55:53] Well, yeah, I'm good like it was just in this understanding

[06:56:01] Yeah, I should give you a like brother

[06:56:13] Yeah

[06:56:16] What do you say you want to know if I was okay like

[06:56:27] Like if everything was okay, yeah, I want to get a second dog

[06:56:32] But I guess you know what dog is one thing, but I feel like two dogs is a fucking commitment

[06:56:36] I feel like the dynamic just changes completely

[06:56:40] It was shooting them

[06:56:44] We need to get in and out as quick as fucking possible. We don't need any of us getting snacked up by the uh by the cops

[06:56:50] yeah hey so never mind what I was just gonna ask if we're doing it here yeah

[06:57:10] go into the middle of the alley and take a breath fuck here we back up a little bit

[06:57:23] back up okay here's good oh I'm whistling up he's gonna give the

[06:57:37] money to me and then I'm gonna tell him that the junk's in that wet thing

[06:57:39] over there when he walks over there and we just in there to get it that's

[06:57:44] when you guys put the guns on them all right all right and then we'll have a talk all right

[06:57:53] so we're gonna talk to her first and then we'll kill them all right you do this for me masters

[06:58:00] and you move up the ladder and you get a better cut all right this is a torture for both of you

[06:58:09] should i stay out of the uh yeah where we're gonna hide gary right

[06:58:16] right?

[06:58:17] Because he's going to think something's up if it's just if he sees me there, right?

[06:58:27] If you guys want you can just walk across the street and then wall in.

[06:58:31] Alright.

[06:58:32] Now there you go.

[06:58:34] Alright, something.

[06:58:36] If he lies good with other animals, I'll go for a cat.

[06:58:38] Since once you have a dog.

[06:58:40] I'm allergic to cats.

[06:58:41] That's simple enough to have as a second pet.

[06:59:08] Oh, that was close.

[06:59:09] 8-8-2.

[06:59:49] What's something in here for you?

[06:59:50] Motivation for you to do the job.

[06:59:59] I got coffee for the kids.

[07:00:04] What the fuck happened to Jimmy?

[07:00:32] Otto's his dad.

[07:00:38] Otto spent pretty much all of yesterday telling us

[07:00:40] how we need to be more

[07:00:42] tough

[07:00:44] as local. She's standing there suspiciously.

[07:00:52] How do you, Weedy?

[07:01:09] Hey, uh, are we leaving Amir? Or do you want to dump him?

[07:01:11] We're gonna leave Amir.

[07:01:13] Alright. Sounds good.

[07:01:18] Jimmy. Yeah.

[07:01:45] We have to dump Jerry.

[07:01:47] No.

[07:01:49] No, we have to. That's my manager.

[07:01:52] He just goes to the house.

[07:01:53] No manager now.

[07:01:56] Yeah, but I work for White Widow.

[07:01:58] Not anymore, you don't.

[07:01:59] Right now you work for Jackie Snow.

[07:02:05] We can't we can't dump him.

[07:02:09] You want to work at a dead end

[07:02:10] White Widow dispensary for the West or your wife?

[07:02:12] Or do you want to be about or something huge?

[07:02:15] I mean, you're getting on the ground for this.

[07:02:17] I'm giving you a good opportunity here.

[07:02:21] All right. All right.

[07:02:22] All right, man. I'll talk to you soon.

[07:02:24] Now I for the next day.

[07:02:36] I don't think so I think we I think this is gonna run for a while honestly the way it's set up right now

[07:02:42] I think we had a at least another month or two of RP

[07:02:48] And then perma yeah, but I mean these two could make a lot of money in the meantime, you know what I mean

[07:02:58] I mean, it's a good opportunity for a man because like I said even like you know OOC

[07:03:05] I don't want to do anything with existing gangs

[07:03:07] It's nothing against them. I just I would just I want to give guys like this a shot

[07:03:12] You know to like build something

[07:03:14] Nicole tell you oh see how far he wants to take this

[07:03:25] You know cool, and I are usually on the same wavelength when it comes to RP

[07:03:30] So I'm not I'm not really too. I'm sure he'll you know

[07:03:36] He'll be down for whatever as long as it makes sense, you know, I mean I don't like to script shit

[07:03:47] this guy wants to dump them I feel this guy is good this crooked guy is good

[07:04:13] but he's got a bit to learn like yo dude we're shooting this guy in the head

[07:04:17] you're not gonna work for him anymore I thought that was pretty fucking clear

[07:04:23] here what we're doing he doesn't know how big my connection is really I mean

[07:04:47] it seems like based on the conversation at the docks you could assume

[07:04:51] that Jimmy's pretty fucking high up you know if he's just worried about the

[07:05:00] guys snitchin fuck it if he snitches he snitches I already took all his fucking

[07:05:08] coke he doesn't even have anything to prove it and it's not like we're gonna

[07:05:16] fuck with him anymore I don't like dumping people

[07:05:35] hey what's up mr. one Jackie snow

[07:05:53] I did some graffiti on the wall. Isn't that kind of cool?

[07:05:57] Yeah, that's wicked, yeah.

[07:06:00] Sorry about the whole thing with Gary. He's kind of stupid, I think.

[07:06:05] Yeah, I think he does relays, and that's why you're stupid.

[07:06:09] Yeah. All right.

[07:06:11] You like to move this shit, huh? It moves pretty quick, huh?

[07:06:15] Yeah, it does move pretty quick, surprisingly.

[07:06:18] Yeah.

[07:06:19] Who's the event?

[07:06:21] Just some backup just in case you know, you know, I got you I didn't know how she can get

[07:06:27] Yeah

[07:06:28] Yeah, you're about to learn how shit get real quick. Mr. Put guns on this loose whip motherfucker

[07:06:37] What the fuck? Yeah, that's why mister you think you can go around throwing my name out there like it's nothing, huh?

[07:06:43] I didn't

[07:06:46] Know I was not the one that threw your name out there. Oh, yeah, is that way?

[07:06:50] yeah that is right that's what you said you said you you put two and two

[07:06:53] together mr. and then you said to him oh but he already has a connection to the

[07:07:00] g-fuel why would he want some you said that mr. the white yeah that's why that

[07:07:07] white quick it that's yeah that's right yes or no cricket yeah yeah yeah he told

[07:07:19] me that he you're the guy that your supplier gets his supply from yeah well

[07:07:29] that's what I'm saying you put my you put my name on the street like that that

[07:07:32] I got a supply didn't you then what did you say all I said was that I got a

[07:07:42] guy that can give you code that guy is this one right here and then how did

[07:07:47] My name get wept up in there. I have no fucking idea. I don't know. Quick. What do you think?

[07:07:53] I mean, I just I told him innocent Jimmy kid from the casino. So then then what did he say?

[07:08:02] And he said oh, that's well, he asked me why am I selling it to the guy that?

[07:08:08] He gets that his guy gets his coat. You say that mr

[07:08:14] So then yeah, you put my name out there

[07:08:16] Sorry Mr. Wolf. Wolf sweeps in this business. Ain't a good thing. Tighten them up boys.

[07:08:26] Shoot them. Shoot them. Shoot them. Shoot this wolf with Wolf Sweep motherfucker. The boys,

[07:08:35] we all don't want to go to time out. No wolf for Wolf Sweeps in this business.

[07:08:40] Jerry please shoot him now

[07:08:42] Gary

[07:08:43] I'm begging you

[07:08:45] Jerry, I'm sorry

[07:08:47] Jerry please think of all the good times. Yeah

[07:08:50] Think of how much money we can make we're gonna be huge together

[07:08:54] All you got to do is tie up this one. We'll send

[07:08:57] There will be a business together for a while and make so much money, please

[07:09:05] Not loose and it's a easy choice mister body this guy's a yapper

[07:09:10] I don't know if he is Jimmy what do you mean he just admitted to yapping

[07:09:17] yeah but I'm a I'm a coworker Jimmy come on like I was asking about it

[07:09:23] Jimmy put your fucking hands up Jimmy put your fucking hands up Jimmy

[07:09:31] how about this we'll just all walk away from this I don't even have a gun

[07:09:39] I don't know Jerry you could put your hands down Jerry

[07:09:50] Look Jerry

[07:09:52] Jerry may not be the nicest guy

[07:09:54] But I like Jerry

[07:09:57] He's not worth he's not worth shooting on this. I was talking a little about you know

[07:10:01] Give me some stuff and he told me that he could help me out. All right. Oh wait

[07:10:06] Fine, then you don't want to be involved. Why didn't you just say that?

[07:10:09] We'll just walk away from it. It's not a big deal. We'll forget this all ever happened

[07:10:17] Gary what do you think Gary?

[07:10:22] Listen, I don't want Jerry. I don't want to shoot Jerry. I don't want to fucking die

[07:10:29] All right, fine, don't shoot Jerry. We'll just walk away from it like it never happened

[07:10:36] Well, I still want to gamble at the casino god damn it

[07:10:38] How would I care if you get why would I not want you to gamble?

[07:10:43] Well, that's it's your turf, you know, you know

[07:10:47] You can get but I'm not gonna sell you any more G fuel

[07:10:51] listen Jimmy, I think

[07:10:54] Honestly, this is a really awkward situation, but I'm gonna put you an idea

[07:10:58] I think I could be a really good asset for you

[07:11:01] All right. Oh, yeah, I really want to do business with everyone after this

[07:11:05] I don't want to shoot you.

[07:11:07] I don't want to shoot anyone.

[07:11:09] I don't want anyone to get shot.

[07:11:11] This is a situation for me.

[07:11:13] I don't want to die.

[07:11:15] I really don't think he's out to get anyone in this situation.

[07:11:18] I don't think everyone thinks I'm a serial killer.

[07:11:21] I don't think you're a serial killer,

[07:11:23] but I also don't think you're a serial killer.

[07:11:25] That's okay. That's okay.

[07:11:27] I think it was an accident, Jimmy.

[07:11:29] I think it was my lack of confidence.

[07:11:31] I don't think you're a serial killer.

[07:11:33] I think it was my lack of clarification to begin with

[07:11:38] and I think we can, like you said, tighten up the ship. I don't know if it has to resort to us shooting.

[07:11:43] The only one that knows about any of this is fucking this guy right here.

[07:11:47] Don't wait. Fine. Whatever. You can put your hands down, Jimmy.

[07:11:53] Whoa, I'm glad we could clear it up. Bye, mistos.

[07:12:05] They're so fucked. Nah. Nope. I'll just cut them off.

[07:12:15] Yeah, yeah. We'll just cut them off.

[07:12:16] there's no like there's no point in just like also I don't think Jimmy would

[07:12:21] just be like wow they need to die I think you just be like all right you

[07:12:26] know yeah it's simple yeah it's simple just cut them off I mean what is

[07:12:30] shooting I'm gonna do all right Gary I know dude Gary really man send a

[07:12:49] message I don't think it needs to be like that you like Gary to yeah but the

[07:13:01] red flags were there you notice how Gary just kind of knew everyone I mean it's

[07:13:07] fine it's just it's just how shit goes man like you know they had a choice and

[07:13:11] they made it and now it's just it just is what it is you know fuck man that was

[07:13:23] good RP ah that would have been good oh well we can get it with someone else

[07:13:29] damn yeah man throwing away the co-connected beef to work at the

[07:13:40] dispensary that's crazy oh shit that's what they want to do the problem is they

[07:13:54] want their cake and you know they want to have their cake and eat it too

[07:13:57] they're looking for me I know I feel like they're gonna fucking ocean down me

[07:14:39] you were stabbing people for 500 bucks why would Jimmy let people cross him

[07:14:56] after name crossing that was a little different that was junky arc not king

[07:15:03] when our chips his phone scoffed no it's literally just no one's answering

[07:16:15] fuck it let's just call a taxi I guess sure you think about what I said

[07:16:26] I need a taxi now mr. it's an emergency all right I'll be right with you where

[07:16:32] What you think 5 8 4 you get there?

[07:16:46] All right, I'll be right there.

[07:16:48] Hello, this is the police. We got reports of three dudes in a van hunting a kid around the warehouse district at 12 a.m.

[07:17:10] Have you seen anything?

[07:17:18] Oh shit, they're looking.

[07:17:20] If they got the masks on and guns out, that's how we know that we're fucked.

[07:17:24] oh yeah they're looking oh they are looking how they're looking hello hey you

[07:17:55] gotta get here man lay on the horn when you get here okay I'm going the fastest

[07:18:00] I can all right you should be taxed I cannot go that fast all right thank you

[07:18:03] mister just wait just wait on the way okay I'm in a yellow shirt all right

[07:18:07] all right okay oh they're looking they're bad fast yeah they're

[07:18:34] trying to ocean dump me and fucking buy more coke after they do it are they

[07:18:55] hunting oh they are looking shit boy they are looking

[07:19:16] you gotta get a call mr.

[07:20:37] I can't, I don't have anything to get caught with.

[07:20:41] Dude, while this is bad, I might just call the cops.

[07:20:56] You don't do my things here, right?

[07:20:58] I need an exciting fight!

[07:21:00] But if I stitch on them, they'll fucking stitch on me.

[07:21:02] You want them to fucking cheat on you, right?

[07:21:04] You don't know what I'm gonna do.

[07:21:12] Are you in a car?

[07:21:13] This is bad.

[07:21:16] Could I maybe file a run across-

[07:21:17] I need to pick up White now!

[07:21:24] Okay, pick up Casino.

[07:21:26] No, no, no, no, no, I'm not at the Casino.

[07:21:28] What's your ping?

[07:21:29] Um, 8-7-4.

[07:21:30] All right, are you in the twerk?

[07:21:32] No, we're in a car. Do I need my truck? I can get it. Oh, I'd you get that?

[07:21:39] Hey listen, all right. Yeah, man down there. I gave I gave him my gun

[07:21:58] He's going to protect you. I'm running across the street getting a repair kit. All right. Okay, miss cool

[07:22:03] All right, you better be fucking worth it. Okay. What happened? What do you mean these some guys pulled up on you?

[07:22:09] There was a mysterious man pulled up. I think he saw me have a gun and he drove away. Was he in a black van?

[07:22:14] not a black van but like black sports car

[07:22:18] oh okay just be careful all right he'll predict

[07:22:22] dude all right so it's not really those motherfuckers were hunting though

[07:22:26] dude these other mother they were hunting 100%

[07:22:34] right okay now everyone's done

[07:22:40] yeah they were gonna fucking ocean dump me and try to buy more coke like shit's fucking cool

[07:22:44] want that connect yeah they realized they fucked up oh dude

[07:23:04] I can't believe they didn't shoot the power of friendship wins, chef.

[07:23:13] That's okay.

[07:23:14] It works out.

[07:23:15] I think that was like a good, like, uh, like vetting process, you know?

[07:23:23] We want some people that were cutthroat.

[07:23:26] We want that kind of shit.

[07:23:27] Little dude! Little dude!

[07:23:31] Yeah?

[07:23:32] We're gonna get you down there!

[07:23:33] Hold on, I gotta win on this AC!

[07:23:35] Okay, alright.

[07:23:55] Yeah, we're gonna have to have a conversation.

[07:23:58] Alright.

[07:24:00] So, can you write a casino for me?

[07:24:02] Can't talk, huh?

[07:24:03] I don't know. I'm not too hot on on ocean dumping. It's weird. Yeah, it's just kind of weird.

[07:24:25] Make sense

[07:24:32] I'm gonna be honest I used to really not I used to be super against

[07:24:38] I used to be super against okay, so

[07:24:47] New life rule which is what that is right

[07:24:49] And I used to be super against that I thought was kind of lame

[07:24:52] But now that I've seen it play out and I've seen how people abuse it

[07:24:55] I do agree that it is that sometimes it's bad for story

[07:25:00] Keys and keys, but you know

[07:25:02] Don't have to eat is that thing because you can

[07:25:06] It's not against the rules

[07:25:11] And you don't like it you can fucking call me

[07:25:25] Mom, do you got ocean dump?

[07:25:26] Yeah, I didn't want an ocean dumper.

[07:25:28] No, I don't.

[07:25:29] No, don't.

[07:25:30] You need another joint?

[07:25:33] I'm against that shit.

[07:25:37] Like not fully.

[07:25:38] I think that it does have its place sometimes.

[07:25:42] I didn't want her to be ocean up there at all, no.

[07:25:50] I kind of thought it was at first.

[07:25:52] Was it?

[07:25:54] I don't think it was white beer.

[07:25:56] And I barely turn this car flipped immediately.

[07:25:59] As far as alright, I think it's sewage.

[07:26:02] Cause like, what's the volume here?

[07:26:03] I dunno.

[07:26:04] You can see that fucking great car.

[07:26:06] Well, it would be like really light shit.

[07:26:08] Damn man.

[07:26:09] Because our DD...

[07:26:23] Oh, kid.

[07:26:24] Hey kid, you alright?

[07:26:27] The conversation.

[07:26:28] Oh god, okay.

[07:26:29] Across the street in the apartments.

[07:26:35] Is it where you shot me in the back of the back?

[07:26:37] Yeah, I live there.

[07:26:39] Oh, I need you over there.

[07:26:43] We'll save him some kid and some shit. What up, Alan?

[07:26:50] Well, damn.

[07:26:54] We're down a... God damn, we're down a good goon.

[07:26:57] That's unfortunate.

[07:27:01] That fucking sucks.

[07:27:02] Yeah, Gary. Gary was a good goon.

[07:27:09] Thank God he didn't... I don't think he owes me money.

[07:27:11] I think he already paid for the re-up.

[07:27:18] It's hard to find good goons.

[07:27:20] Down in the fore, sir.

[07:27:22] Yeah.

[07:27:32] Still owes money. I don't think he does.

[07:27:36] You need weed, doc?

[07:27:38] Oh, wait, I do have first aid here.

[07:27:42] Yo Jimmy, what's up kid good good good good are you in stock?

[07:27:49] Yeah, who is this again? Yo, this is Liam bro. Oh, oh, I

[07:27:56] Okay, all right, you should I feel like I'm a repeat customer

[07:28:03] So actually I got like some people that also want to buy some so

[07:28:09] Let me let me hit a headcount. Yeah, who wants some

[07:28:14] Yeah, some guy named

[07:28:21] Z and

[07:28:23] I think it's gonna be like two or three bags

[07:28:30] Yeah, yeah two or three bags

[07:28:33] All right, let me call you back. All right, bro. Let me know let me know. Oh, I listen up. I

[07:28:44] Can see if you got I can give you guys money for the pickup or I can give you an opportunity

[07:28:48] Well, take an opportunity.

[07:28:50] Alright, then I'll take $3800.

[07:28:52] What are you just saying?

[07:28:56] Opportunity, we don't even know what this shit's happening.

[07:28:58] Because that equals more money, I bet.

[07:29:00] Yeah.

[07:29:01] But he's a- oh, okay.

[07:29:03] How much money y'all got on you?

[07:29:05] Just give me all the money you have, and I'll just

[07:29:07] distribute it later.

[07:29:08] Listen, I'll give you guys five minutes

[07:29:10] to get it together, because I gotta go get some stuff anyways.

[07:29:12] Meet me back here in, like, ten minutes, okay?

[07:29:14] Alright.

[07:29:15] Alright.

[07:29:16] Bye-bye.

[07:29:17] Sheee!

[07:29:21] 57 bucks

[07:29:24] Who guys addicted good RP though good RP with Gary and stuff

[07:29:32] It didn't go quite the way I wanted it

[07:29:35] But uh, hey man, that's how that's how it is sometimes still good

[07:29:44] Still good. He knows where I live. I

[07:29:51] Mean, yeah, that's I mean, I'm having that be my base of operation like intentionally, you know

[07:29:57] It's kind of hard to RP when someone's doing dead drops in a random location every time and they're fully messed up while they're doing it.

[07:30:08] A lot of people don't understand it.

[07:30:16] Like the best RP comes from when you put yourself in vulnerable positions.

[07:30:20] Like, bro, being a criminal mastermind that never gets caught is fucking easy, dude.

[07:30:24] It's actually so fucking easy.

[07:30:26] It's not hard.

[07:30:28] Like, it's really not hard to be a criminal mastermind, I promise.

[07:30:32] But it's fucking boring.

[07:30:34] it's so fucking boring dude like every great character is like has some sort of vulnerability

[07:30:44] you know what i mean this is just makes it fun i mean it's just like storytelling 101

[07:30:55] hello hey kid you're right yeah i'm okay mr all right so we have to get the heck out of there

[07:31:04] yeah i'm sorry i had to weave it wasn't the mortisee they don't worry about it all right you fucking

[07:31:09] uh it's something like a crazy situation i understand all right yeah that's true

[07:31:13] You had a good one. If you didn't ever need a ride, just call me back, all right?

[07:31:17] Okay, thanks, Mistool.

[07:31:19] All right, see you.

[07:31:28] If I could ocean up now, will I forget? No, that situation's over. We got out of there.

[07:31:35] That, that, that situation's over. I think everyone could agree with that, right?

[07:31:40] I mean, we got out of there, man.

[07:31:49] This shit's done and dusted.

[07:31:53] Man, I really like, I really like having Gary as a goon, too.

[07:32:00] Damn, I'm a little heartbroken.

[07:32:02] I really wanted that to go different, man.

[07:32:04] I really I really dude. I really wanted to build a crew with Gary. I

[07:32:09] Really?

[07:32:11] I really thought that I was gonna build a crew with Gary. I really fucking did I honestly

[07:32:18] I genuinely did I thought that I was gonna build a crew with Gary Gary

[07:32:24] Damn, man, I guess that's what makes it good though, you know

[07:32:27] The twists make it good

[07:32:29] Pull like 30 bags

[07:32:46] Yeah, it's kind of a lot

[07:32:48] Yeah, fuck it. We got to pull out. We got to pull out 15 anyways

[07:32:53] What's 15 more?

[07:33:01] Talked about a five minutes. Oh, I know man. That makes it good though

[07:33:07] Really good first that conflict. Yeah

[07:33:12] I'm sorry, I'm in a wash. I'm sorry mister. I'm sorry

[07:33:25] There's loves and Jimmy Eclapsed I'm getting rid of myself. No, I think it's over. I think it's over

[07:33:30] I think it just has to be done. I think that's it, right?

[07:33:32] that's it it's just done I think you have to end it yeah yeah that's it we'll see

[07:33:42] who knows yeah trust is gone you want to do it that's okay I mean I don't know

[07:33:52] man like I said I think that's what makes it good I mean that is what makes it

[07:33:56] good right it's unexpected shit still though give it up only co-connected

[07:34:04] the city for friendship. Hey, I'm okay. Thanks, Mr. Make a crew with my bodyguard scruffy.

[07:34:28] Yeah, scruffy's good. I don't think he plays that much, though. Am I the only coke guy?

[07:34:36] Bro, I'm literally the only coke guy. I think it would be cool though if there was another

[07:34:41] conductor when we start getting a little more established or even now. He has bad

[07:34:48] That's the only problem with like how I RP and you know wanting to RP with people that you don't really see is a lot of times

[07:34:57] They have better or they have bad prior. I want competition of course dude

[07:35:04] Season three of the wire yo

[07:35:17] Jimmy vs. Timmy

[07:35:25] Yeah, ask if I won't conflict of course it is wire a crime show or a cop show

[07:35:30] Is it pretentious wire fan? I would say it's more of a show about people and society

[07:35:38] But a normie would say both

[07:35:52] It's a show about the system sociology. Yeah, it's a sociology. So

[07:35:58] Come on. How do we do business up you?

[07:36:07] All right, we can push them a little bit they have

[07:36:16] Hey mom, yeah

[07:36:32] I'm good, I got promoted at work and I just, I have a weird addiction to G Fuel now.

[07:36:37] One of my friends don't want to play with me anymore.

[07:36:40] Aww.

[07:36:41] Yeah, well so I'm sad.

[07:36:44] I'm sorry.

[07:36:46] Yeah.

[07:36:48] Is there anything you need me to do?

[07:36:52] No, it's okay mommy.

[07:36:55] Okay, I'll give you-

[07:36:57] Want some more G Fuel?

[07:36:59] I had a friend that wants to try G Fuel.

[07:37:01] I told me I had a hashtag auto hashtag casino.

[07:37:04] Yeah, that's cool

[07:37:07] Alright, well, I'll pass your number one to some other G fuel distributors

[07:37:12] punks

[07:37:21] I got a good opportunity here for you. Okay. Give me the 3800 point here. Take this

[07:37:40] I'm whisting up. There's some walls. Okay

[07:37:52] World number one

[07:37:53] You don't sell at the casino

[07:37:56] Understand not in the parking lot not in the building nothing not on the property at all

[07:38:02] number two you don't sell it for Western 500 I don't care how much you sell for

[07:38:09] but you don't sell for Western 500 not ever I don't care if it's in bulk nothing

[07:38:14] I don't want you to mess up my market okay all right in world number three

[07:38:19] there's always more just letting you know I sold what you gave me yesterday

[07:38:27] for $7,000 in like two minutes more than if that's what you can do then

[07:38:31] that's what you can do as long as I get my 3800 I don't care how much

[07:38:35] you make you understand all right sounds good call you would we want this shit

[07:38:43] then yeah and I feel like that I shouldn't even have to say this but

[07:38:46] don't say who you got it from ever oh of course Hawaii many more questions just

[07:38:53] so we're all queer no we all got any questions now I listen up I need you

[07:39:00] to sell some to my doctor mom okay and the game yeah doctor mom and all she's

[07:39:11] my mom when we charge away 100 okay okay all right

[07:39:23] Bye!

[07:39:24] Bye, Croatia.

[07:39:31] Guys!

[07:39:37] Bye!

[07:39:38] If you love.

[07:40:00] Hello!

[07:40:01] Sorry, wrong number.

[07:40:02] Alright.

[07:40:03] Yeah, doctor addicted to coke, too.

[07:40:12] Who's been waiting the longest?

[07:40:14] Chips?

[07:40:15] Chips.

[07:40:16] Chips has been waiting the longest.

[07:40:17] Good thing.

[07:40:35] Hello?

[07:40:36] Hey, you want some more?

[07:40:37] You know where I live?

[07:40:41] You remember where I live?

[07:40:43] Where you live?

[07:40:45] I get my minutes.

[07:40:46] I'm in these apartments across the street from the casino.

[07:40:50] Well, luckily enough the casino apartment, so I'm not that far away. Yeah, it's like across the street from there's like a

[07:40:58] Repair shop it works like with my bike goes standing out front of it. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm running

[07:41:05] Okay

[07:41:23] Scotty that guy's pretty cool

[07:42:20] Hey, Mr. Oh, how I how many you want, Mr. Oh, everything.

[07:43:00] How much money you got, Mr. Oh, a thousand.

[07:43:08] All right, I'll get you two.

[07:43:11] You that's it. That's it, Mr. Oh, OK.

[07:43:16] Sure thing. I tell you what, though, Mr. Oh, what's that?

[07:43:21] If you want, I can give you four and then you can sell the other two

[07:43:24] for whatever you want.

[07:43:25] i sell for 500 but you could probably sell for more Mr Oh yeah shut thing i will definitely sell it

[07:43:33] you can trust me how are you gonna owe me a thousand dollars though Mr yeah shut thing you could

[07:43:39] how i give me the thousand okay here we go you ready yeah

[07:43:46] Yeah.

[07:43:57] Shit.

[07:43:59] Couple one?

[07:44:22] Yeah. Why are they so dirty?

[07:44:25] That's what I can find.

[07:44:34] There's a two dollar bill I found.

[07:44:36] Oh wow, what's that?

[07:44:38] I don't know, I think they stopped making them.

[07:44:46] Why mister? You're gonna bring me my thousand, why?

[07:44:52] Uh huh, you've got it.

[07:44:54] I won't say Jimmy, I think I have cops after me.

[07:45:01] me what uh-huh well don't tell him about this it's a we go what do you think you

[07:45:08] have cops after you not because of this stuff well don't tell him keep you as a

[07:45:15] wiggle miss well shut thing thanks how I will be in contact soon Jimmy all right

[07:45:26] nice to see you okay bye am I am I tripping or something I gave I took

[07:45:47] out 30 how do I have five left hello you need some more stuff yeah actually I

[07:47:17] need to pay you back I didn't pay you for the for the stuff

[07:47:20] oh why yeah that's cool how many you need

[07:47:23] shit huh it's fine you got you got five more I just want 50,000 on the

[07:47:31] Well I'm feeling good, I'm on 10.

[07:47:34] Yeah I'm on f***ing 10.

[07:47:39] Alright, come on over.

[07:47:41] Alright, can I bring, can I bring the chips?

[07:47:44] Chips just came from here.

[07:47:46] Oh, can I bring them again?

[07:47:49] Yeah.

[07:47:52] Alright, in the same place?

[07:47:54] Yeah.

[07:47:55] Alright, I'll be right there shortly.

[07:47:57] I'll see how he does with this.

[07:48:02] I don't know, fuck it, maybe we'll...

[07:48:04] I'm gonna mind offer him a blue guy.

[07:48:10] Oh, I think they're just crack heads.

[07:48:14] I don't know if they would lean into this guy.

[07:48:16] I mean, maybe they might. I think they're just crack heads, though.

[07:48:20] You know, I have too many people to sell.

[07:48:34] Well, fuck, I just lost Gary, man.

[07:48:36] Fuckin' lost, uh...

[07:48:43] I lost Gary.

[07:48:45] Gary was dope.

[07:49:02] We'll see.

[07:49:18] We'll see.

[07:49:25] G Fuel changed you.

[07:49:27] What? What's this fucking crack?

[07:49:32] Oh, I feel good.

[07:49:34] Alright, I'm ready.

[07:49:42] You know how many you can buy?

[07:49:44] I'm not sure.

[07:49:46] Should I get more?

[07:49:48] It's quite a little 50,000.

[07:49:59] Okay, I'll go ahead.

[07:50:01] Hey, what's going on, blue guy?

[07:50:03] Oh, I feel good. I feel good.

[07:50:05] Oh, you went to sleep, I think, unfortunately.

[07:50:09] I think you like this stuff, though.

[07:50:11] Yeah.

[07:50:14] Oh goodness, I'm gonna go win 50 more, okay?

[07:50:16] With the stuff you got, you got the stuff.

[07:50:18] Yeah, I got the stuff, you got the money.

[07:50:20] Yeah, I got the money, how much do you need that?

[07:50:22] How much did you want, Mr. O?

[07:50:25] You said you wanted 10?

[07:50:32] There you go.

[07:50:33] That was a turbo spin right there.

[07:50:37] Turbo spin, turbo spin.

[07:50:38] Oh, there you go, Mr. O.

[07:50:40] Jeez!

[07:50:41] Got this fucking tongue as you're gonna, O-D.

[07:50:52] Hey, Jim, it's like a lot of good for you.

[07:50:54] Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[07:50:55] Oh, a gift for me, yes.

[07:50:57] Please, give me your gift.

[07:50:59] yeah I don't have any on me I wish I did

[07:51:05] what is this? what happened to those four that you just bought?

[07:51:10] what?

[07:51:11] I'm so fucking ready I'm gonna go win them

[07:51:16] I'm gonna go win 50 more fans

[07:51:17] Oh good luck Mr. Wolf

[07:51:20] well I don't need no cash

[07:51:23] I would have all the

[07:51:25] Oh yeah

[07:51:27] fucking coca-cats

[07:51:29] Well, that's good.

[07:51:39] Where do you just sell it, kid?

[07:51:40] This time, Mr. Oh?

[07:51:42] Oh.

[07:51:44] Yeah, I sell glue at the pier.

[07:51:46] Actually, I'm going to start selling some G-Fuel at the pier, too.

[07:51:52] You want to see what it looks like? I can send you a picture.

[07:51:55] If you want to sell my G-Fuel, I mean, you can sell that if you want, Mr. Oh.

[07:51:59] No, I want this.

[07:52:01] I want it.

[07:52:03] You don't want to sell it? You just want to do it?

[07:53:24] yo what up what up kid yeah yeah my buddy still wants some are you at the

[07:54:03] at the wheel no no we're not doing this at the casino anymore okay all right all

[07:54:09] right you know I'll see you to my home to your house

[07:54:13] from the casino it's an apartment building with the windows look like

[07:54:17] boards well they windows are like boards okay from this like there's like some

[07:54:23] bike was hanging out it's like a repair shop oh I think I know the place kind of

[07:54:27] like down the road from yeah yeah yeah come alone can I bring my buddy that

[07:54:36] wants it or what's his name Zino Z come alone all right dog I got you

[07:54:45] How are you?

[07:54:46] Yo, what's the uh, what's uh, what's it looking like right now?

[07:54:50] How much money you got, Miss Tor?

[07:54:52] Uh, you know, I'm really trying to kick the habit, you know, this guy just uh,

[07:54:57] was just kind of curious, so uh...

[07:54:59] Oh yeah, for your friend, huh?

[07:55:02] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's definitely not for me.

[07:55:04] Oh, I mean it's 500, Miss Tor.

[07:55:06] All right, bro, uh, sounds good, sounds good.

[07:55:09] I'll call you in like, uh, do you need me like pronto or can we, can we?

[07:55:13] I mean, sooner the better, I got stuff I got to do.

[07:55:15] Right, right, right. Okay, uh, all right. Uh, call you right back.

[07:55:18] How are you?

[07:55:19] Hi, everybody.

[07:55:21] Oh, man, this is, this is, I don't like the sound of this shit.

[07:55:27] That shit doesn't sound great, huh?

[07:55:34] Hey, Jackie Snow.

[07:55:36] What's going on, mister?

[07:55:38] Uh, nothing much, nothing much.

[07:55:39] Yeah, my money...

[07:55:41] I actually will have it by the end of today, probably.

[07:55:44] Why you call me without my money, mister?

[07:55:46] Well, I just kind of gave you a call so you were awake.

[07:55:48] Yeah, I'm awake.

[07:55:50] of course i'm awake all right all right i get any more g fuel than uh i don't know you got my money

[07:55:55] mister i will i'll have your money i'll have your money you want some g fuel uh yeah i'll like

[07:56:02] some g fuel you got money for g fuel but you don't have money to pay me back i mean i was as

[07:56:07] kind as going to kill two birds and one stone you feel me like uh you know pay off the loan

[07:56:11] and buy some g fuel look like a joke to you mister i mean how much you're gonna bring me huh

[07:56:20] I

[07:56:22] Mean how much does she feel?

[07:56:28] 500 a bag I

[07:56:30] Don't have a car I bring you like 31,000 just take two more bags. Oh, I eat sounds goodness. Oh

[07:56:35] All right, do you know?

[07:56:37] You know how the you like you put the G fuel in like five grand bags

[07:56:41] You put just like I mean each

[07:56:44] Do you know if you can put them in like ten grams? They just won't bag

[07:56:50] You don't know

[07:56:52] I mean I mean you don't want to put some in the bag so I don't know if you can do that or not so see you

[07:57:01] All right, well if you can put them in you know just one one bag 10 grams, so I'll take that I'll just take two five grams

[07:57:09] All right, I'll give you a call later

[07:57:14] Good hour hour and a half

[07:57:17] Peace

[07:57:37] cool fan are what the fuck is it this is what's money says got paid there's a

[07:58:26] lot of good no shit this is funny okay

[07:58:34] yeah this is funny hey jack is now one question you know why are you giving up

[07:59:42] the G feeling you need like a little protection we mean protection like I

[07:59:47] know like like a weapon to defend yourself maybe or something like it

[07:59:51] least on the big I guess maybe I don't know she's interested like like an

[07:59:57] Uzi or something back then I don't know why you want to protect me huh you want

[08:00:01] to work this one no I mean I mean I'm just wondering just want some some tool

[08:00:07] to protect yourself like you know dealing with G fuel I tell you what you

[08:00:11] got an Uzi mister all right I have many Uzi's and back ends however you need

[08:00:16] watch you pick one up all right everyone know when I'm gonna be up alone come now

[08:00:21] you work for me now mr. I just I just lost a goon I need another one oh shit

[08:00:28] I'm kind of busy right now they just dropped one up I guess you don't want a

[08:00:31] job I mean I dropped one off of I'm the middle something so I might so I might

[08:00:37] sleep all right now never mind just give me my money all right all right you

[08:00:42] of it.

[08:00:43] Oh, damn, man, extra sauce.

[08:00:54] Extra sauce now.

[08:01:08] We're on Liam, who's also taking a really long time.

[08:01:19] Probably a gang if he has that kind of, yeah.

[08:01:41] Probably.

[08:01:42] Probably a gang.

[08:01:43] The blocks are probably unerotically my new goons.

[08:01:50] Yeah, I know, but I'm already are being with them.

[08:01:55] And I'm down to like hook them up with Coke and shit, but I still, I kinda like to

[08:02:00] build my own crew, you know.

[08:02:02] What does that have to say?

[08:02:16] Man, I'm gonna be honest, uh...

[08:02:18] Fucking voice-meters. Just keeps crashing today.

[08:02:56] What's this? Update it?

[08:03:22] Yeah, probably should.

[08:03:23] It's so hot. This guy's so hot.

[08:03:35] I would suck his balls.

[08:03:44] What the fuck?

[08:03:45] Oh, yeah.

[08:03:55] What the fuck is this guy doing?

[08:03:56] I'm getting- I'm getting sus to this guy.

[08:03:59] Dude, Liam is sus.

[08:04:01] So this is Dominic got him too, man. Things are getting a little suspicious

[08:04:13] Too bad Jimmy's 14 and doesn't really know

[08:04:16] Yo, what up? What you at, Mr?

[08:04:30] I'm leaving PDM right now. Oh, I

[08:04:35] All right, I'll be there shortly. Let's have Jimmy start his own

[08:04:49] CPS child protective services

[08:04:52] What like we like we protect children

[08:05:07] this guy was at the casino then went to PDM wait this guy snitching wait this

[08:05:40] guy's actually snitching he was like I was at the casino and now he's coming

[08:05:46] from PDM he's actually snitching he he actually is we're about to get fucked

[08:05:50] yeah we're but we're actually about to get fucked go over the road

[08:05:59] we're 14 the character wouldn't know damn they could get some good shots from

[08:06:13] these mountains too do you realize no he won it you gotta get caught one

[08:06:25] before you wise up to that shit you know it's kind of how it works how long

[08:06:43] he's sit there though I would have 14 year old know he's about to get wrangled

[08:06:58] two sirens that doesn't sound good three sirens that doesn't sound good well

[08:07:19] that's probably just chase actually thinking cops care well some cops

[08:07:45] might be trying to give me a taste of my own medicine nobody snitches that's

[08:08:01] true no one does yeah this guy's taking way too long I mean they're just

[08:08:14] getting straight up set up it's probably more likely a set up what's

[08:08:26] cash is on me trust the gut feeling yeah this is more fun therapy although

[08:08:54] Jesus Christ this is taking a long time he said he was leaving PDM and coming

[08:09:00] here I might yeah I might just leave because at this point dude it's been so

[08:09:17] long way across three I'm just gonna go gamble you kid even if it wasn't so it's

[08:10:17] one arm or something you know what's up what's going on no I was just hiding that

[08:10:25] what you need like you're gonna walk over to your house or do you want to yeah

[08:10:31] it took so why'd you take so long dude they fucking ditched me a PDM I didn't

[08:10:35] call my homie to come get me I just rented there and get cashed and I'm

[08:10:39] I do apologize. What's this guy? I have no idea. Hey, what's up?

[08:10:52] No, I'm going to hide and see. Oh, we're not walking the casino. Oh

[08:10:57] You're really getting my spot away

[08:11:00] Yo, Missy, thank you so much for the tad appreciate that. Are you guys walking the casino? No, I heard

[08:11:07] What?

[08:11:08] What?

[08:11:09] Yeah.

[08:11:10] His name is Scotty Turner.

[08:11:11] Oh, why?

[08:11:12] I'm a comic book writer and I'm trying to find superheroes and supervillains.

[08:11:13] Because I know there's real ones here in real life.

[08:11:14] Yeah.

[08:11:15] That's probably true.

[08:11:16] Oh, shit.

[08:11:20] Busy Fakes for five more days.

[08:11:21] Hey, son, how you doing?

[08:11:22] I missed you, mate.

[08:11:23] Hey, dad.

[08:11:24] Some guys here talking about wabbing the casino.

[08:11:25] Oh, shit.

[08:11:30] I missed you, mate.

[08:11:31] Hey, son.

[08:11:32] How you doing?

[08:11:33] I missed you, mate.

[08:11:34] Hey, dad.

[08:11:35] Some guys here talking about wabbing the casino.

[08:11:36] Oh, shit.

[08:11:37] Busy Fakes for five more days.

[08:11:38] Hey, son.

[08:11:39] How you doing?

[08:11:40] I missed you, mate.

[08:11:41] Hey, dad.

[08:11:42] what up in the casino oh shit what yeah what do you mean he's talking about robin the fucking casino

[08:11:49] mate yeah he's in a bush with me right now i've been there in a couple minutes no way just get him

[08:11:59] to hang around all right you want to kill him together i mean yeah i guess all right see you

[08:12:07] see you mate. Alright. I love you. I love you dad. Make sure you rob them too. Okay.

[08:12:15] Bye Mr. We should just stand here for five minutes. Okay. Your car deserved to be kicked.

[08:12:27] I wish I could. Missy with five more gifted are you serious? You been waiting the park

[08:12:34] a while? You might wait here. Yeah. How much money do you have Mr. I got a grand

[08:12:38] Oh

[08:13:07] I appreciate it brother

[08:13:11] What's going on I didn't hear you

[08:13:15] Okay

[08:13:18] Shit

[08:13:20] I can't drink that stuff anymore

[08:13:22] where we it's good I know but they stopped making the flavor that I like

[08:13:28] which people did you like it was a mango loco I got phase baby phase berry yeah

[08:13:42] I'm not really big on the week

[08:13:47] busy with five more gifted are you serious thank you so much oh my god solo

[08:13:59] sub train I don't think they'll see me if I'm here though I'll get a scoop and

[08:14:06] see who the supervillain is no 10k definitely soon please god

[08:14:17] simple zombie thanks for the five gifted subs what are there are there

[08:14:23] More entrances to the casino

[08:14:28] There's a wolf

[08:14:30] Yo, right? Thank you for the 10. Oh my god. I'm gonna make me fucking cry shit

[08:14:46] Crap my binoculars are backwards hold on

[08:14:52] Cruel show with five gifted are you serious?

[08:15:01] What's happening?

[08:15:03] Wolfie Tyler with five. Are you kidding me?

[08:15:13] I'll with you make sure the 50 gets in what 50 what

[08:15:22] Man what you live at the casino? Yeah, I'm up 300,000

[08:15:28] 300,000

[08:15:29] Yeah, yeah, I'm G fuel. No from Gamble. Yeah, but I

[08:15:37] Came here earlier and lost some money, but you need to follow somebody before I do wounds

[08:15:45] Maybe after the Supervile

[08:15:50] Rushmore with five gifts and thank you so fucking much. Oh my god

[08:15:55] I'm gonna be able to shave less 50 gifted. Oh my god. What's happening?

[08:16:01] Great. I get it. You're gonna be great a toker

[08:16:09] Thank you for that five gifted PD back with ten

[08:16:11] 10

[08:16:13] Riking with chat 10 chat v 10. Thank you

[08:16:27] Crow balloons is that right?

[08:16:30] Thank you for the five

[08:16:35] A ya cas with five

[08:16:38] Quicken band start crying denberry. Thank you for five. What's happening right now?

[08:16:52] What the heck I'm gonna fucking ban this piece shit just cause killer with five

[08:16:57] One with ten, pawing the champ, sixty four with five. What the heck is this piece of shit?

[08:17:06] What the heck? Oh my god. What's happening right now? Dagron, thank you for the ten

[08:17:28] gift. Is this a hype train? I'm hype. Mr. Crisp, thank you for the five. Chad with

[08:17:49] more the team went with five cannabis life hell yeah thank you for the five

[08:18:02] are you what 164 hype train are you serious sub train how is this not a

[08:18:19] hype train I'm hyped and I'm trying to get trained thank you guys so much wow

[08:18:25] And then riking with tier 2 21 months

[08:18:31] Says three more till my two-year badge

[08:18:35] Wait till you see that three-year badge

[08:18:39] Thanks riking

[08:18:41] Jinja, thank you for the five

[08:18:44] Appreciate that

[08:18:46] Hey, Pentus a piece of shit Pentus a cunt Hawaii. Let's go inside and spin the wheel

[08:18:52] Okay, Doris. Is that right? Thank you for the five

[08:19:09] Juicy box, thanks for the 50 months

[08:19:11] Dear war any capture is annoying

[08:19:17] Don't you owe me money me yeah

[08:19:22] Your name mr. Shadow oh, I'm sorry you look like someone else

[08:19:28] Yeah, there's a there's a cracker that looks like me. Yeah, I think that's a guy. Yeah, he's got like more brown hair

[08:19:35] Yeah

[08:19:37] That one guy demon 21 gifted

[08:20:15] Oh my god!

[08:20:16] Benny's, Benny's,

[08:20:17] Gordon still here.

[08:20:20] Torbo spins everyone?

[08:20:22] Yeah, okay, yeah, just a little,

[08:20:24] I just a little,

[08:20:25] whoo-hoo, bossing, bossing on God.

[08:20:31] Yeah, okay, okay.

[08:20:34] Benny's, Benny's,

[08:20:35] Gordon still here.

[08:20:36] Go on, go on.

[08:20:37] Yeah!

[08:20:38] Hey, Pint is a bullshit.

[08:20:42] What's up, what's funny today?

[08:20:44] I'm gonna fucking ban this piece of shit.

[08:20:53] Yo, what up?

[08:20:54] Where's you at?

[08:20:55] I'm inside the guy that

[08:20:56] said he was gonna do it,

[08:20:58] is wearing a puff-jack,

[08:20:59] I'm gonna take him outside.

[08:21:02] All right, bring him out of the back.

[08:21:03] Quick.

[08:21:04] I'm a toddler and you've been wrangled.

[08:21:06] How about me in there?

[08:21:07] Hey, I'm gonna show you something, come here.

[08:21:11] Okay.

[08:21:13] Who, me?

[08:21:15] Does G Fuel, the stack effect, yeah, it does.

[08:21:18] The more G Fuel you do, the more you're likely to win.

[08:21:22] Yo, thank you for the 232 sub train.

[08:21:26] Wow.

[08:21:27] Man, that's bad.

[08:21:29] My god.

[08:21:30] Guys?

[08:21:31] I'm so close to breaking and crying this community

[08:21:41] Missy with five more gifted keep it at going TJ with ten

[08:21:53] That's fun mist was

[08:22:12] Randy characters annoying his fucking Jordan

[08:22:25] That's the guy I don't know this guy is he just followed us out here

[08:22:28] you hey Pentus a piece of shit Pentus it comes my magic donate you know who's a

[08:22:34] fucking millionaire I told you I told you we should roll the casino some

[08:22:37] countless people in solid what's the money Jimmy yeah listen I want you to

[08:22:43] hear me out buddy the shit that went down you have to understand you put

[08:22:51] me you put me in a really shitty situation I don't want to shoot my

[08:22:55] friends I don't like how fast it's escalated you know a day or two ago you're

[08:23:02] asking me to you know buy some things and now now you're asking me to shoot

[08:23:06] people for you you know I sometimes people can't just keep up you know I

[08:23:11] mean it's not if it's not for you it's up for you all right well I just need to

[08:23:15] know that your secret safe with me you know I have no intention of fucking

[08:23:23] spreading any of this around I am just hoping we can we can snuff it out and

[08:23:29] move on all right I had no intention to shoot my friend but also I had no

[08:23:34] intention of fucking shooting you I didn't want it I just want it you know

[08:23:39] can we both just move on from this or maybe we can set up a meeting and just

[08:23:43] talk no it's okay we can just move on all right Jimmy

[08:23:47] Oh, I appreciate good walk to you. Hey, yeah, you should

[08:23:52] I want to fucking ban this piece of shit. We'll see what auto says though

[08:23:56] He might see things differently

[08:23:59] Yo, Toby keep things for the five gifted subs. Are you serious chat? We're so close. I'm not a millionaire

[08:24:07] I'm actually not

[08:24:10] Some other streamers are and you definitely should not donate to them. I'm not though these moment that

[08:24:15] I'm very bad with my

[08:24:17] Yeah

[08:24:19] I make a hundred a month

[08:24:21] What?

[08:24:23] You fucking loser

[08:24:25] He's brothers Christmas is it not

[08:24:27] If you're fucking talking mate

[08:24:32] If I was asking you

[08:24:34] If I can question

[08:24:36] Assets

[08:24:38] I rent my house

[08:24:40] Fuck you

[08:24:42] You two boys can get out of here

[08:24:44] Have an awesome one

[08:24:46] You have a good one too sir

[08:24:48] all right escalate i still owe money on that okay i would love to fuck you so am i

[08:24:56] hey i got to tell you something okay i need you to tell me

[08:25:01] how are you come on what's up how are you how are you so i had this guy named gary he was

[08:25:18] like where we both well he is okay the good the god that had the gym you're in the

[08:25:23] the fucking me yeah yeah yeah playing my and he was like 10k no listen you know

[08:25:31] what let's go for a drive come with me no okay well you're gonna have to learn

[08:25:42] all right you take me to boost cars you got any guns knives anything like

[08:25:53] I

[08:26:03] Think I put away from now Jesus Christ you're gonna scare people away my

[08:26:13] Bush we don't make a mess now

[08:26:26] I'm sorry for being stupid

[08:26:31] Oh no, please. I can't sit up the swaths no longer.

[08:26:33] You thought I'd get a kidney if you ground it for that one mate?

[08:26:35] Yeah, that's true.

[08:26:37] Oh wait, so like, you know how yesterday you were saying like I need to be tough on stuff?

[08:26:42] Yeah.

[08:26:43] Oh wait, so I got this guy named Gary who I sell G Fuel to, like a lot of it.

[08:26:49] You know, because he's good at like, you know, selling it to other people and stuff, right?

[08:26:54] Alright.

[08:26:55] It's also like 20 scoops at a time, right?

[08:26:59] Yeah.

[08:27:00] over here today when I first woke up I was at the casino white and this guy

[08:27:04] walked up and he said hey do you want to buy any jeep fuel white and I tell all

[08:27:09] my guys that they can't sell it there you know it's off women's okay so this

[08:27:15] guy takes me to the bathroom and he and he sells me a scoop for $800 right so I

[08:27:22] get his number and I say okay I'll buy some waiter and I meet up with them

[08:27:27] And then he calls the guy he gets it from and the guy he gets it from

[08:27:32] Says he just you know straight up says oh, Jimmy that kid he has some why is he buying some off you like he has

[08:27:39] You know he has like a stash of it and stuff, right?

[08:27:43] Okay

[08:27:44] All right, so it turns out that guy buys it from Gary

[08:27:48] And I figured this other guy his name is Jerry. Hey, you know, just sounds like he's got a big mouth

[08:27:53] Why like he's just willing to say my name

[08:27:55] Okay, so I cut to the chase and tell me what happened, mate.

[08:28:01] Honestly, kid, when you tell me a story, just say I met a guy fucked up on a fucking murder, and that's all I need to hear.

[08:28:08] No, well, that's what I'm getting to. I told those two that we need to...

[08:28:14] Stop stuttering your pussy. Tell me what you did.

[08:28:18] I tried to get those guys to kill that guy to cut him out, but instead they decided that they didn't want to.

[08:28:25] to so they turned the guns on me I was able to talk my way out of it though and he just

[08:28:31] called me he was like you know we're cool and everything I don't want any issues but

[08:28:34] you know they know everything well not everything they don't know about Bassum but they know

[08:28:38] about me okay listen I think the best thing to do was just murder them yeah usually

[08:28:49] how you get people to keep quiet I mean I was just gonna I was just gonna let them

[08:28:54] go there you know their own way but if you you know if you think we should murder

[08:28:58] one I mean you think they're gonna stitch right I think there's a is there a

[08:29:02] possibility that they could tell the cops and fuck your life up probably not

[08:29:08] cuz I'm just not gonna sell to them anymore I'm just gonna cut I'm just

[08:29:12] gonna cut them all off you know since they thought then but it's you know it's

[08:29:17] whatever you think pop auto I don't know I'm stupid and an idiot well listen

[08:29:21] you need to make the same mistakes I did you know what I mean so we'll

[08:29:24] find out maybe maybe you're gonna write this time Tommy maybe you did

[08:29:27] Yeah, that's true. I am dumb, huh?

[08:29:29] Well, sometimes everyone's born dumb. You get smarter as you grow up, mate. That's how it works.

[08:29:34] Yeah, my name's Jimmy. My name's Jimmy.

[08:29:38] And why are you...

[08:29:43] The fuck is wrong with you that you keep telling me your fucking name?

[08:29:46] Like, Grats, mate. Your fucking name's Jimmy.

[08:29:49] That's the first time I've told you my name.

[08:29:52] But you said it like three times in a row.

[08:29:54] No, you said it the other day. You said it the other day as well, mate.

[08:29:59] You said the other day you said the other day as well, mate

[08:30:03] Okay, I'm sorry that I'm dumb

[08:30:06] It's okay, mate

[08:30:15] You'll grow up and you'll be smart like me one day, right?

[08:30:19] Okay

[08:30:22] Just just remember to listen to me more than your mother because honestly if you do drop like her you might have some mental problems

[08:30:29] That's probably true

[08:30:33] What kind of shit show is Timmy come back to oh boy?

[08:30:37] way probably yeah probably yeah no it's it's definitely looking for a van mate

[08:30:44] um I was uh yeah I'm gonna pick up a van for me mate Tommy Tommy Jones um Tommy

[08:30:51] Jones yeah just looking for a van we've got to pick it up for me mate

[08:30:58] thing was back there actually yeah I think he said the red garage maybe mate

[08:31:03] Just keep your eye out for a fucking van mate, a van, alright?

[08:31:06] I don't want my Tommy Lee Jones, I don't want it.

[08:31:10] I'll be up in here mate.

[08:31:15] Oh my god!

[08:31:16] Who's this fucking guy?

[08:31:18] What a fucking bell in mate.

[08:31:22] Yeah, I have coke on me by the way.

[08:31:25] Also, this is a car I borrowed off Johnny.

[08:31:29] Man, there's a truck over there.

[08:31:32] Yeah, I don't think that's a van mate.

[08:31:34] It's a fucking van on a truck, alright?

[08:31:36] Keep your eyes peeled for the fucking van, Jim.

[08:31:39] Okay.

[08:31:41] What about just call you Jay instead?

[08:31:44] Yeah, you can call me by my sweet name.

[08:31:49] Wait, what, oh, Elgin Mino?

[08:31:51] Yeah, what, Jackie Snow?

[08:31:55] What?

[08:31:56] Yeah, Jackie Snow Diplomand.

[08:32:00] What the fuck does that even mean, mate?

[08:32:02] Isn't Jackie Snow a fucking cop?

[08:32:05] Sister copper told me that to say that I'm Jackie snow

[08:32:10] I thought it looks like g fuel so I thought it was cool

[08:32:14] sister fucking who

[08:32:18] Copper yeah, she was with Dean

[08:32:20] Oh

[08:32:32] They're going to go out of this

[08:32:34] When following you say the fuck of these guys

[08:32:42] She's

[08:32:45] Don't go out to be like them see that we're baremasters that pussy's mate. Yeah, that's pretty dumb

[08:32:52] Is that a fucking slam bin

[08:32:54] Yeah, it'll be exciting to see the updated family tree. Jimmy's kind of made things a

[08:33:22] little interesting yeah no shit what's it do is Jimmy as you dad yeah I can do

[08:33:42] it pretty easily but I am excited for tomorrow off I gotta rest it bro I have

[08:33:47] to be up at 6 30 goddamn yo I have to be up in seven hours man I want to

[08:33:56] stream till 2 god damn I might just fucking sleep I mean I'm a chief

[08:34:02] sure you got that mate. Let me walk. Let me see which bag is it in. You got it on your

[08:34:12] run now? Yeah I got 14. Listen, if you get caught by the cops remember say your mum

[08:34:20] gave it to you. I'll look at the video. She got it off the scene. That's him. Right?

[08:34:36] Yeah I'll wait. That fucking video. Oh my god that's so fucking funny dude I forgot.

[08:34:54] Oh mom fuck where is this fucking thing mate?

[08:34:57] Uncle Miles is calling me.

[08:34:59] Oh yeah? Give it a peek at my series up to you?

[08:35:02] Hello Uncle Miles.

[08:35:03] Hey don't kid you up or down today.

[08:35:06] I'm up. Well I should be up.

[08:35:09] Well I double down and hit a one.

[08:35:14] Hold on, double down on what though?

[08:35:16] Come on give me the details you can't be giving me the half ass shit come on.

[08:35:20] On the 10k table.

[08:35:22] No, no, but I'm saying what was the hand what dealer have would you have?

[08:35:31] No, I mean, it's good. I mean, it's a good bus card. That is a real good bus card

[08:35:34] But I don't know they're not paying out for double downs right now and also I didn't even get my winnings

[08:35:39] Okay, excuse me, what?

[08:35:42] Okay, yeah, yeah, no, don't don't fucking his don't fucking forget that either

[08:35:46] You know what I'm saying you take you figure out whoever that fucking pit boss is you make sure you they take down

[08:35:51] You fucking play a card. All right. It was mr. Poop

[08:35:54] All right

[08:35:57] He always he always fucking pulls those fucking sneaky little like five with like five card 21

[08:36:10] Oh Jesus fuck Christ

[08:36:16] All right listen

[08:36:17] Get your head now beat the fuck out of anybody that comes right except for me. I'm gonna take this fucking beat

[08:36:29] Please God be a cop

[08:37:05] In this car

[08:37:07] Okay mate, relax

[08:37:09] You can call Yankee Miles back if you want mate

[08:37:11] He just wanted to ask what tables are hot right now

[08:37:15] Okay, they were actors by the way

[08:37:17] They were wearing pillows under what they've got on

[08:37:21] Did they have ketchup under the pillows?

[08:37:25] Yeah, ketchup packets, good acting

[08:37:27] What about that guy?

[08:37:31] Yeah, just ketchup packets, mate

[08:37:33] Okay, Penta, I would love to fuck you.

[08:37:36] Anyway, you're gonna go down to the docks and drop it off to Frank so he can deliver it to Steve's house.

[08:37:44] Alright?

[08:37:46] Why don't we just take it to Steve's house?

[08:37:49] Um, yeah, it's complicated. You wouldn't understand.

[08:37:55] Yeah, I guess I'm pretty stupid.

[08:37:58] Yeah, you'll be right, mate.

[08:38:00] Right, then put it yourself down because you're a dumb cunt.

[08:38:04] You know, listen, phone your dad and see, what's the CPS is it?

[08:38:09] She's your mom.

[08:38:10] Yeah.

[08:38:11] Yali gotta be somewhat intelligent because I'm a smart one and she's a dumb cunt, alright?

[08:38:14] Yeah.

[08:38:15] So you know, you gotta be like almost as smart as me possibly.

[08:38:19] Yeah, that makes sense.

[08:38:20] It's you got lucky.

[08:38:21] Yeah, that makes sense, dad. I love you.

[08:38:25] Yeah, I love you too, mate. Good on y'all. Keep it up.

[08:38:28] Like you're growing up quick. Fuck me fucking Ridley

[08:38:44] Wasn't paying attention sorry mate. I was thinking about how good our relationship is

[08:38:49] I can do by shit mate you see that? See that on YouTube's once. What's it do by?

[08:39:00] It's a place over in like a fucking Africa or something. They drive on two wheels

[08:39:06] Like a bicycle

[08:39:08] Yeah, come on, da. Except they have four wheels, but they like to drive on two

[08:39:13] Wait, that's just what they do. They get bored.

[08:39:21] They get bored playing.

[08:39:23] They just get fucking bored, mate.

[08:39:25] Why do you fucking sell G Fuel?

[08:39:29] To Gamble.

[08:39:31] Why do you Gamble, mate?

[08:39:34] Because my idle shop...

[08:39:36] What do you Gamble?

[08:39:40] My idle set, it's fun.

[08:39:42] And it is. I love Gamble.

[08:39:44] Jeez!

[08:39:46] Jeez!

[08:39:48] I'm gonna get a fucking uh we got a Jen Jen Jen's cars over here put the fucking hammer away

[08:39:57] might be done fucking killing people i mean um acting all right acting makes me feel bad

[08:40:06] yeah that's what acting you should be at that's good okay where's the keys i think she left

[08:40:28] him under here somewhere she said that's just um all the cars messy just a messy car

[08:40:36] I'll jump in mate.

[08:40:37] Okay.

[08:40:38] This car works funny.

[08:40:39] Yeah, pretty sure it was made in Europe.

[08:40:43] That's why it's really fucking shitty, you know what I mean?

[08:40:46] Europe is funny.

[08:40:47] Yeah, they ride bikes and shit over there mate.

[08:40:50] They're fucking real strange.

[08:40:52] Yeah, that's weird.

[08:40:54] So like, why would you want to ride a fucking bike but you can just fucking drive there?

[08:40:59] Are you fucking stupid, you cunts?

[08:41:01] Yeah, that's pretty dumb, huh?

[08:41:03] Well, it looks like we're done there.

[08:41:11] Um, okay, are you busy doing anything, mate?

[08:41:14] No, not really.

[08:41:16] Okay, listen, I think we've got another car we've got to pick up.

[08:41:19] You want to do a job? You want to help me do a job?

[08:41:22] Okay.

[08:41:23] Okay, listen, so what you want to do is you want to open up your phone and go to Job Center.

[08:41:28] And you've got to see someone called J-E-S-S-E Stark.

[08:41:33] That's my boss, Jesse Stark.

[08:41:35] He's got a handout job for us.

[08:41:37] You want to join? Where is it?

[08:41:42] You don't see in jobs mate. You see the job app. Do you see it? Yeah, oh you don't see Jesse? No

[08:41:50] Fuck right. I think you get to a fucking laptop, mate

[08:41:56] What so I can just come

[08:42:01] You don't want a laptop you don't want to be a worker. You just want to get my mate. No, I can I can be a worker

[08:42:06] Let's go get a laptop

[08:42:08] Okay, yeah, it's just up the road here. Oh boy one for your birthday. What's your birthday yesterday?

[08:42:15] I'm joking here it is there's a laptop in there I already got a point mate I'll just

[08:42:22] play with you in the glovebox mate.

[08:42:25] Yeah see anyways I'm going to go up to the phone shop to find your phone.

[08:42:34] Okay.

[08:42:35] That's on your birthday.

[08:42:39] I just didn't give it to you yesterday because I wanted to build the suspension you know

[08:42:42] what I mean to make it even more exciting today.

[08:42:45] Yeah I'm fifteen.

[08:42:49] Oh you're fifteen now mate.

[08:42:51] Oh, should be able to legally gamble in a few years.

[08:42:55] Yeah, that's cool.

[08:42:57] Just tell everyone you're 21, right?

[08:42:59] Just in case regulations come about.

[08:43:01] Okay.

[08:43:02] You're not ugly, bud.

[08:43:15] Jesus fucking Christ, we almost died.

[08:43:17] Yeah, that was scary.

[08:43:20] Jesus fucking Christ, we'll be all right.

[08:43:22] That's all right. That was good. Still drops.

[08:43:24] It's Clarence's car anyway, so.

[08:43:27] Yeah. Yeah.

[08:43:35] You got a mask? Tell me.

[08:43:38] Yeah.

[08:43:40] Maybe you should put the mask on, because it gets cold out here.

[08:43:43] Alright, I'll just put it on.

[08:43:45] Alright, just wait here. Just go to run inside and get a quick wire.

[08:43:50] I'm going to pick up a wire charger.

[08:43:52] Alright, one time me and my robot best friend robbed this place for a video game so we could host a tournament.

[08:44:13] What the fuck is wrong with you?

[08:44:17] I don't know.

[08:44:23] Hang on a second, let me have a look here.

[08:44:29] Right now look in your phone and see if you see a Jesse Stark in the employment Jesse Stark

[08:44:37] Text her and she said yeah

[08:44:40] Fucking don't

[08:44:43] Oh, how about this maybe yeah, I think we need to

[08:44:51] Fuck

[08:44:54] You know what fuck it. We'll do it later. I'm just gonna do this anyway. I'll just pay you some money. All right, let's go do this

[08:45:02] Yeah, I think you need some other shit. We'll do it later

[08:45:09] We're gonna go find a pre-book some that are Steven lint to Janelle

[08:45:15] And I forgot to return it so

[08:45:21] Yeah

[08:45:22] Yeah, thanks, mate. See this is how the world works. Sometimes you find good friends

[08:45:27] You got to help them out to get something to say something back. You know what I mean?

[08:45:29] Yeah, not everyone's an asshole sometimes it is good to help people

[08:45:34] Yeah, that's true

[08:45:37] Yeah, so sometimes you should do something for someone because you know they'll do something back for you

[08:45:50] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's called networking mate you pretend to give a fuck about somebody so you can get a benefit

[08:45:57] and pretend you're their friend and then when you're sick of them you just, you know, time to fuck off

[08:46:02] It's relationship is what I want mate.

[08:46:08] What's the sense?

[08:46:15] Yeah so for instance when your mum gets sick of you she's gonna tell you to fuck off because she's a cunt.

[08:46:23] But me, I see a bigger use for you Jimmy.

[08:46:26] Yeah like what?

[08:46:28] Oh just cool shit like being a cool son and stuff like that.

[08:46:33] Wow really?

[08:46:34] Yeah imagine this right, me and you save up enough money to buy our own plane to fly to Las Vegas to gamble there mate.

[08:46:44] I would love that

[08:46:46] The game

[08:46:48] It's like

[08:46:51] I knew you'd fucking like it

[08:46:58] Was Vegas

[08:46:59] It's like father likes a mate

[08:47:01] Yeah, I would love that

[08:47:03] It's my dream to go to Las Vegas

[08:47:08] Fuck they didn't leave at the same place today

[08:47:11] Probably good actors are still there

[08:47:16] That's fucking dedication right

[08:47:18] She feels like being a good person

[08:47:22] Telling about the double down this morning

[08:47:24] where the fuck is this thing mate what I pretty much custom look for a

[08:47:39] pretty is that it all that's probably there and if you left it in there

[08:47:43] lifted in the lucky pluck of the dumb cunt mate I'd say thing there's some

[08:47:47] actors though but they're gonna come and you have to beat on the head with a

[08:47:50] hammer once I go in the sea yeah we should be okay the absolute fuck out

[08:47:57] if they come to me no way I'm sure I imagine I come so quick okay

[08:48:04] I think we're okay Tommy I don't hear nobody the actors might have forgot

[08:48:08] it's raining mate gonna do with the hammer

[08:48:19] alright Tommy come on jump in with that okay

[08:48:25] we're here the cops get in put your head down stay low oh crash crash down

[08:48:35] mate I can't move I do a scale if I can pussy alright let's get out of

[08:48:49] I can't, I can't, I don't fucking know what it is, I just, I, I like a camp.

[08:49:01] Good job, mate.

[08:49:03] Thanks, Dad.

[08:49:06] No worries, mate, you're a fucking great kid.

[08:49:08] I can't wait to go to Vegas with you.

[08:49:10] Yeah, that's gonna be fun, huh?

[08:49:13] I don't need so much money, do so much gamble.

[08:49:21] Make enough money that we can open our own bigger casino, like the, like the mum we got, you know,

[08:49:26] I wish I don't really own that casino. I wish I did though. It's good to give it to you after I die, you know what I mean?

[08:49:32] The king of the casino?

[08:49:34] Yeah, imagine that. You can even have like a throne and shit. Wow.

[08:49:40] The gamble throne!

[08:49:43] Yeah, I'd be real good, mate. Have you spoken to your mum today, mate?

[08:49:46] No.

[08:49:49] I told you I was loyal, but I couldn't understand her.

[08:49:51] I

[08:49:53] Was eating a really big popsicle

[08:49:58] What?

[08:49:59] Yeah, so someone up

[08:50:01] It's out of like she's eating a really big popsicle. I don't know

[08:50:04] God fucking damn it. What does it sound like this?

[08:50:09] Yeah, pretty much what a fucking poor mate. She's fucking other people she must have got some

[08:50:16] She must have got some some other kind of like treat with it because a man told her not to forget the balls

[08:50:23] So I guess she forgot something at the counter or something.

[08:50:29] Jesus fucking Christ.

[08:50:31] Your horrible mom was fucking somebody on the phone with you.

[08:50:34] He told me. He told me.

[08:50:36] No.

[08:50:38] If she had something in her mouth, and I told him about Bolton,

[08:50:41] she was sucking another guy off.

[08:50:43] What's that mean?

[08:50:45] Uh, it's like making someone else win a gambling.

[08:50:56] Oh, that sounds bad.

[08:50:59] I want to be the one that

[08:51:01] Yeah, it's like someone making you win a gambling while looking your toes

[08:51:08] That sounds close

[08:51:10] Yeah, sounds good, but you know you probably like it to be honest

[08:51:14] Listen, I think it's about about about time you heard about the birds and the bees

[08:51:23] Tom

[08:51:27] Anyway, listen, so basically

[08:51:29] boys have a cock right you got a dick yeah yeah well women they have a hole

[08:51:39] it's like a butthole but on the front like a belly button yeah well like an

[08:51:47] asshole because it goes a bit deeper than just the fucking belly button does

[08:51:50] this year yeah so they got two assholes man exactly exactly exactly they

[08:51:58] They've got a bigger, they've got another arsehole in the front.

[08:52:00] It's also got a cock as well kind of.

[08:52:02] Like a little, um, just like a little ham sandwich sometimes.

[08:52:06] Two pieces of ham rolled over together.

[08:52:09] Sometimes it looks like two pieces of ham

[08:52:11] rolled over together with extra ham hanging out.

[08:52:14] They're the ones you don't want to touch, mate.

[08:52:16] They're the ones that have been around the street a few times, you know what I mean?

[08:52:18] And then that, that, that, anyways,

[08:52:20] that's, that's probably what your mother's got.

[08:52:22] But the point is, the dick goes in the pussy

[08:52:26] and then you both win a gambling

[08:52:28] alright

[08:52:31] alright

[08:52:33] that's how sex works

[08:52:35] yeah I guess that makes sense

[08:52:37] well usually the guy wins a gambling

[08:52:39] do gambles for a woman

[08:52:43] whether they're gonna get into

[08:52:45] whether they're gonna come

[08:52:47] and whether they're gonna get pregnant

[08:52:49] and shit

[08:52:52] yeah I guess that's true

[08:52:54] yeah

[08:52:56] anyways

[08:52:58] My advice is if you ever do gavel with a woman with your dick, use a condom mate.

[08:53:05] Okay.

[08:53:06] Okay.

[08:53:07] No way.

[08:53:08] Alright.

[08:53:09] That's good.

[08:53:10] You're smart enough, Tommy.

[08:53:13] Yeah, I feel pretty smart.

[08:53:20] Listen.

[08:53:21] You know, I've been thinking about your other mum.

[08:53:24] Yeah.

[08:53:25] At least she's a bad influence on you, Tommy.

[08:53:28] Which one?

[08:53:30] The one that didn't get shot in the head yet

[08:53:34] CPS

[08:53:36] Yeah, CPS

[08:53:39] Shit, I don't have a lockpick. We got to call the taxi. Tell me you got any friends

[08:53:44] Yeah

[08:53:46] Well, of course, I'm gonna come pick us up, mate

[08:53:49] Who am here get out of the right?

[08:53:54] Now I'm gonna call a crack head either chips or glue guy

[08:53:59] I thought I was saying, uh, I think we should kill the witch.

[08:54:03] There's a guy.

[08:54:13] Hey.

[08:54:14] I thought this was gonna work, brother.

[08:54:15] Hey, listen up, you wanna make a free baggie?

[08:54:18] Yes, uh-huh?

[08:54:20] Oh, come pick me and my papa.

[08:54:23] Okay, where you at?

[08:54:24] I'm out in the middle of nowhere. I can ping you if you want, I guess.

[08:54:28] Yeah, sure thing.

[08:54:30] Alright, what's your number?

[08:54:32] 961.

[08:54:35] six one all right if you get here under four minutes i'll make it two baggies

[08:54:43] on the way okay see ya how are you did you get it how are you this gf your head's coming to pick

[08:54:58] us up all right that's good he really loves you if you're a lot okay what's his name he tried to

[08:55:06] check he tried to trade me a garbage bag for a copper wire for some but i said i needed money

[08:55:11] a garbage bag and a fucking what garbage back of copper wire oh shit

[08:55:18] probably worth a lot though I think I was worth a bit yeah you can sell that

[08:55:23] shit well maybe I should have done that yeah well like I said you live you learn

[08:55:29] garbage back balls probably pretty heavy yeah who's this I don't know don't wave

[08:56:10] there might be some scenic shores to public in bro are you guys in bread

[08:56:14] hey that isn't your friend is it my dad said you're in bread what's there do you

[08:56:44] think they were super heroes fucking what super heroes why the fuck would they

[08:56:51] be super heroes your retard had a mask on and then matching uniforms

[08:57:10] this is fucking price but all it took was a mask we fucking superhero everyone

[08:57:15] to be a fucking superhero mate. I don't know I just thought maybe they were super heroes.

[08:57:20] They were like fucking idiots what do you mean we're in the middle of fucking nowhere.

[08:57:23] What sort of superhero drives a fucking pickup truck like that? Come on.

[08:57:27] Do you use your fucking head for me? Like that I'll put you in a fucking hospital mate.

[08:57:56] Yeah. How's your kidney going? Oh your kidney's here. I got a new one

[08:58:01] US night it's pretty good so far. How many days has it got on it? No this is you

[08:58:09] should be like pretty good as long as no one gives me alcohol oh so if you have

[08:58:15] an alcoholic fucks it up mate that's what you mean yeah yeah I think your mum did

[08:58:20] it last time yeah that apple juice I gave you and had alcohol in it because

[08:58:27] your mum put alcohol in the apple juice yeah she's pretty bad you know I don't

[08:58:35] know I don't think she really cares about you Tommy I really think there's

[08:58:38] something about her that just she's it's just something off me I think she's

[08:58:48] using you thank God you have that video in case we ever get caught so in G

[08:58:53] fuel yeah she's got a jail for life in them bitch yeah you'll get out of it

[08:59:00] too because you're a minor so it's her fault I'm gonna go to the coal mines

[08:59:04] again. What? Yeah, some guy made me go to the coal mines once. What do you mean someone

[08:59:15] made you go to the fucking coal mines, Tommy? Hey, it's mom. Oh, hello. Hi, baby. Is everything

[08:59:23] okay? Are you staying out at the gobble? Yo, I'm a retard. Wait, what the fuck?

[08:59:30] Why are you saying this?

[08:59:31] That's what Dad just said.

[08:59:33] Are you with your father?

[08:59:35] Yeah!

[08:59:36] Why is he calling me these things? Are you at the casino?

[08:59:39] I don't know, I guess because I am, I don't know.

[08:59:42] No, you're not that word. That's not appropriate.

[08:59:45] And your father is...

[08:59:46] Tell your father when I get to him, I'm gonna give him death by what?

[08:59:49] Are you at the casino?

[08:59:51] No, I'm at a weird gas station.

[08:59:54] Okay, tell your father, ask your father if you guys can go to the casino.

[08:59:58] Hey, CPS wants to know if we can go to the casino.

[09:00:02] Yeah, if the fucking bitch comes to pick us up because your friend ain't coming.

[09:00:06] Yeah, we're waiting on a wife of my friend.

[09:00:11] Oh, I can pick you guys up. Just ping me. 11-31.

[09:00:16] Oh, I...

[09:00:17] Yeah, I mean, you did just walk around in the fucking rain for five minutes.

[09:00:44] So they're staying under here.

[09:00:46] Yeah.

[09:00:47] You can give me a jump, but it's wet.

[09:00:51] Yeah, that's... that's okay.

[09:00:57] Okay.

[09:00:57] Why don't you just run around in circles and run in the car or something? Keep yourself warm, mate.

[09:01:01] Okay.

[09:01:04] Yo, Revile, thank you so much for the five gifted.

[09:01:08] Did your fucking friend come in the car?

[09:01:09] Revile, I don't know. I can't read.

[09:01:12] Yeah!

[09:01:14] Thanks for the five gifted. Appreciate that.

[09:01:22] So close to 10K!

[09:01:24] Bring your friend back, would ya?

[09:01:51] Which one?

[09:01:53] Whichever one's coming to pick us up. Where the fuck is he?

[09:01:55] This is fucking crass.

[09:02:22] Alright then, it'll do.

[09:02:24] Alright, you jump in the front, I'll jump in the back.

[09:02:26] You know what? You jump in the fucking back.

[09:02:28] I'll go near this window.

[09:02:30] How's it going? Where do you guys need to go?

[09:02:35] Uh, casino and things, mate.

[09:02:37] Casino, huh?

[09:02:41] I'm telling you to

[09:02:43] kind of turn the heat up. The kids cold, but the

[09:02:45] doors aren't on.

[09:02:47] Here, there's the window.

[09:02:49] Yeah, you know, I just kind of above the

[09:02:51] Stay with us the youth load.

[09:02:53] You'll pay me it's in the glove box, mister.

[09:02:55] The glove box? Yeah, yeah.

[09:02:58] I'll just grab it.

[09:03:00] Do you want to buy any more of that stuff, mister, while I'm here?

[09:03:13] You know, I wish I had a few more box, but I don't.

[09:03:19] I got to make some more money.

[09:03:20] I don't know, mister. You should probably get it soon,

[09:03:23] because I don't know how much I'm going to have left.

[09:03:26] Wait, really? You're telling me you're going to be all out?

[09:03:29] Yeah, I'm buying. You should probably get some money for me soon, mister.

[09:03:32] Oh, shit! You're okay, I'll move right on it!

[09:03:35] Uh-huh.

[09:03:37] Oh, why-

[09:03:38] Yeah, maybe just rob somebody.

[09:03:39] Yeah, also you owe me a thousand dollars, so you're not getting any more till you pay me.

[09:03:45] Oh, right.

[09:03:47] Yeah, yeah, I didn't forget about that.

[09:03:51] Yeah.

[09:03:54] What happened to the last, uh, person I know, your buddy?

[09:04:00] Am I supposed to know what mean money?

[09:04:02] Yeah, tell me what happened to him.

[09:04:04] Oh, I remember why Peter Hooker was shooting him in a warehouse!

[09:04:09] Oh, I'll start with the one that made you want to say, but that'll work.

[09:04:14] Ha ha!

[09:04:15] Oh!

[09:04:16] I've got it coming!

[09:04:22] Now why?

[09:04:24] I want to buy the end of the night too, mister.

[09:04:26] Oh, you'll never get a drop of G Fuel again.

[09:04:28] I'll make sure of it.

[09:04:30] What?

[09:04:31] Uh, yeah, yeah, it's a thing, uh-huh.

[09:04:33] I know what I have to do.

[09:04:35] All the price of the plan.

[09:04:37] Hi, honey.

[09:04:44] I didn't see you.

[09:04:45] Where are you?

[09:04:46] Yeah, we're going to the casino.

[09:04:47] I'm in the back of the van.

[09:04:49] Both you and your father are in deep shit when I get to you because I just drove all the way to fucking came back to for nothing.

[09:04:57] Okay, I'm going to the casino.

[09:04:59] Okay, you're walking over this fellow?

[09:05:01] Yeah, sometimes.

[09:05:02] Hey, Mom said we're in deep shit, Dad.

[09:05:05] What the fuck do you mean we're in deep shit? Fuck that bitch. We're almost there.

[09:05:09] Yeah.

[09:05:10] Next time your mother undermines me, call her a fucking cop, all right?

[09:05:15] Okay.

[09:05:16] I'm sick of it and a big head get a bigger I'm I'm I'm I'm I know what I'm doing or I'm doing I'm racing you good

[09:05:24] mate yeah yeah I was that a month before she's buried underneath the tree I'm

[09:05:32] pushing on okay that is my favorite dream but I realized that donating my

[09:05:37] $5 a month to people who are trying to make you know which makes money

[09:05:42] appreciate it plenty of small streamers like ships who I would give my money

[09:05:46] to yeah but if everyone thought like that and I have no money

[09:05:50] didn't let's go oh my god I think someone just shot inside

[09:05:53] I think someone just shot a gun inside

[09:05:57] do you hear that also don't you want me to be happy

[09:06:03] who just shot a gun uh not me kid

[09:06:10] okay Gimba Gimba

[09:06:23] okay think about it like this

[09:06:27] You could give your money to a smaller streamer or

[09:06:32] You could keep the top on top baby. You feel me dog?

[09:06:35] The rich gets richer.

[09:06:40] Yeah!

[09:06:41] They said business.

[09:06:47] I'm playing poker guys. I don't know what she's doing about it.

[09:06:49] Please, please help me.

[09:06:53] Please.

[09:06:53] Hey, what the heck is going on here, dude?

[09:06:55] They were throwing cash.

[09:06:56] They were throwing cash at her and then she fell over because she was low.

[09:07:00] She wasn't feeling too good, you know, glucose.

[09:07:02] Guys, guys, guys, I'm just playing poker over here, guys.

[09:07:35] money and I need more money fuck chips what about my body I didn't have a

[09:07:55] spin mate yeah you're going the slots today no they don't say they're not

[09:08:02] working or something oh no no no right yeah I can tell them what no

[09:08:08] why turbo wait you got 5,000 yeah

[09:08:34] two

[09:08:40] thousand

[09:08:42] nothing

[09:08:46] thousand

[09:08:48] thousand

[09:08:50] nothing

[09:08:52] nothing

[09:09:01] keep it up mate, what are you using my loyalty card you dumb bitch

[09:09:03] no

[09:09:05] you need to take a loyalty card mate

[09:09:07] okay

[09:09:32] five thousand again

[09:09:34] shes this wheel bossing on god

[09:10:00] taking my twenty thousand to blackjack

[09:10:05] Yeah, good job mate, keep it up.

[09:10:07] You got enough money and food and shit?

[09:10:10] No, I can use some sandwiches.

[09:10:15] Fucker, let me get you a few sandwiches, mate.

[09:10:17] More water?

[09:10:19] Yeah, I can use some juice.

[09:10:22] Okay, some juice? I'll give you some water, mate.

[09:10:25] I'll send me a drink of juice so you'll always fucking die.

[09:10:27] Beach, mouth.

[09:10:28] Yeah, that's true.

[09:10:30] I have a couple of sandwiches and some water, mate.

[09:10:33] Yo, thanks for the...

[09:10:35] Beach, mouth, beach, mouth, beach, mouth, beach, mouth, beach, mouth, beach, mouth, beach, mouth,

[09:10:43] I'm a good friend getting coils for breakfast for his new kid, you know I think that kid's

[09:11:11] gonna grow up to be okay, I think that kid's gonna be alright, we just have to give coil

[09:11:23] enough, we just gotta give coil enough money to where he can buy a casino in real life,

[09:11:26] you live in Orlando, time to wear that shirt to Disney World, I feel like if you go

[09:11:41] to Disney World you're also probably gonna be using a, you're gonna be wearing a

[09:11:45] Whatever the fuck they what is it a vent ventilator is that what they put people on the can breathe one of those

[09:11:52] Be a dick and kill someone at the casino zero are just absolute madness and he'll get 50 subs or ban me for life

[09:12:16] BTW best cooking Earl steam on twitch as requested P. Dandy P. P. Dandy

[09:12:47] P. Dandy P. P. Dandy

[09:12:51] We're John Meadows

[09:13:05] Who is that? Alright, the no-double-down is gonna make this a little bit like a bodybuilder.

[09:13:18] Oh shit, what happened to him?

[09:13:23] They're about Trevor Moore? Who's that?

[09:13:28] Oh! From the whitest kids you know! Oh yeah! Wait, what the fuck? What happened?

[09:13:49] I keep getting fucked by twos, but...

[09:13:54] Car accident? That's crazy! Bust.

[09:13:58] They're 17 fuck try to respect the privacy of the families. Well, I'm not gonna break into their fucking house

[09:14:06] What does that mean try to respect the prep?

[09:14:09] Let's get those bets in I just wanted no one fucking happened

[09:14:13] No info just an accident. That's fucked up man. Don't ask. There's 20

[09:14:35] Would you like another card?

[09:14:37] Anyways, some people said it was lawnmower related

[09:14:41] 14th. The dealer has bust. You know, I, um, the last thing I saw all of them was, uh,

[09:14:51] they did that movie with the fuckin, uh, Playboy Bunny, uh, Miss March. You know, it actually,

[09:15:03] that wasn't a bad movie. I actually thought that movie was pretty funny. Horse dick

[09:15:10] Yeah, but dude, no that

[09:15:17] Damn that's sad dude bummer he was a funny guy

[09:15:22] That's crazy man, I did not hear about that

[09:15:30] That's fucking crazy man. He was only 41. Yeah, I was gonna say there's no way he's that old

[09:15:35] That is really fucking sad. Yeah, he was like I was really fucking funny

[09:15:40] I'm for beds, please. Damn place your chips. What's a bummer, dude? I'm bummed out now

[09:15:45] Don't post a corner report in my chat. Can a mod get rid of that?

[09:15:56] actually

[09:16:04] Sitting at 15. I'm banning. I just just just

[09:16:19] They made a twitch channel recently, let's get those pets in that's fucking nuts man

[09:16:40] That's fucking sad

[09:16:42] All right be he was live a couple hours before happened

[09:16:55] Shit that was lucky nice. Yeah, that's really fucking sad dude

[09:17:19] Crazy one gallon of PCP will do to you. Yeah, that's good. They had some funny shit, dude

[09:17:41] There's streaming kills funny people

[09:17:43] would you like another card I mean that's true Johnny boy thanks to the five

[09:17:53] thank you so much for the five appreciate that must not be funny I

[09:18:00] don't know man I think the reapers tried to take me a few times Johnny boy

[09:18:16] thank you for the gift and subs appreciate that thank you so close to

[09:18:21] 10k

[09:18:22] and 9

[09:18:23] preach preach preach

[09:18:24] got the 8

[09:18:25] that's so long

[09:18:26] killing 19

[09:18:27] and I will stand

[09:18:28] another

[09:18:29] pull up 14

[09:18:35] oh nice

[09:18:36] okay

[09:18:39] where do I go when I go off stream

[09:18:41] I normally go to pee or I go to the bathroom

[09:18:43] I still go to the bathroom and I just cry

[09:18:45] and I just look at myself in the mirror

[09:18:47] and I go

[09:18:48] GOD

[09:18:49] WHAT HAVE YOU BECAUSE

[09:18:52] YOU HAD DREADS

[09:18:53] I'll get that out of my system

[09:19:00] WHAT HAPPENED

[09:19:01] Oh, you know

[09:19:22] Thanks to the hundred

[09:19:25] Appreciate that. Check your last don't know

[09:19:30] Oh

[09:19:36] Uh

[09:19:38] Hold on, I have to roll play for a second

[09:19:42] Did your father hit you across the head?

[09:19:46] Don't talk to me mommy, I'm trying to gamble!

[09:19:48] Okay well we have to go to the penthouse and make it quick.

[09:19:52] Okay.

[09:19:53] Get out of here, this is bad work right now.

[09:19:57] No I'm distracting him.

[09:19:59] No now you see it!

[09:20:00] Get out of here!

[09:20:02] I'm going 19.

[09:20:14] No I'm 18.

[09:20:21] Oh I, you can stay.

[09:20:22] Hi KJ, this is my son, Jimmy.

[09:20:30] Hello.

[09:20:31] Yeah I'm not in before.

[09:20:33] How's it going?

[09:20:34] This is one of your bodyguards.

[09:20:35] I'm up 60,000.

[09:20:38] 60,000 all my days.

[09:20:40] Yeah, well, I mean, I total I'm up like 300,000.

[09:20:43] 400,000 almost.

[09:20:45] Did your father inform you, honey,

[09:20:46] of what was happening?

[09:20:48] More.

[09:20:49] We have therapy with Ms. Pixie.

[09:20:51] I heard that.

[09:20:51] Whoa!

[09:20:52] We have family therapy coming soon.

[09:20:53] Stop.

[09:20:54] And I also need to speak to you.

[09:20:55] Stop.

[09:20:55] Too much money.

[09:20:59] Stop.

[09:21:00] You're a good dude, an easily top streamer for RPN

[09:21:02] more since DRD.

[09:21:03] Super unnecessary.

[09:21:05] Thanks for the thousand dollars

[09:21:09] Dropping a wreck damn. I haven't got a fucking one K. Donovan. I'm sense of money

[09:21:19] Yes, I do

[09:21:29] Yeah, holy shit super unnecessary appreciate it that's crazy actual

[09:21:40] oh my god oh my god guys wrangler slander oh my god

[09:22:06] when i got in trouble last time for talking shit he put me as an alert the guy put my

[09:22:11] voice as an alert on his stream oh check your last don't know cooking stream in a

[09:22:15] while thank you no choice but to feed you to the sharks why are they are peeing

[09:22:19] with me I don't know okay it's annoying quit now no we don't quit till 100k

[09:22:24] Jimmy how many times have you wanted a honey how much money

[09:22:32] 14 I'm about a fucking FA quit out of this shit that is such fail fucking

[09:22:42] RpD what the fuck is that?

[09:22:52] But thank you for the donos

[09:22:55] Appreciate the thousand bucks glad that you like the cooking stream

[09:23:01] Thank you so much very nice, and do I think I could write a stand-up touchy. It sounds painful

[09:23:08] I

[09:23:13] Never have it sounds like it

[09:23:29] My KJ needs to we've

[09:23:38] your back

[09:23:41] Hey gay see your way out over there

[09:23:50] Okay

[09:24:00] Good see see what happens with a fucking leave and let me focus

[09:24:09] Bus bus

[09:24:11] I got a system, but it doesn't really work right now because I can't double down yo this

[09:24:30] guy donated a thousand bucks that's crazy thank you that's fucking wild thanks for the

[09:24:34] rack holy shit it's been a while since I've gotten one of those

[09:24:38] I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just joking. It's a J. It's a J. Joke2K! What? This guy's insane!

[09:25:14] Fuck outta here. I'm talking to myself.

[09:25:16] How do we need you guys to weave, please?

[09:25:18] I'll talk to you in a second.

[09:25:20] Okay. I'll meet you at the front.

[09:25:22] Just please weave.

[09:25:24] Freak in total. That's crazy. What the fuck?

[09:25:27] Uh...

[09:25:29] Not an oiler. Well, I don't know.

[09:25:31] Great stream.

[09:25:33] Glad you came across it.

[09:25:35] Yeah.

[09:25:37] Your knees are fucked up.

[09:25:39] Yeah, I like jet skis and shit.

[09:25:41] I don't know about jet skiing

[09:25:43] on Lake Travis just because it's so busy like I want to because I do like jet

[09:25:49] skis but it's just so busy I don't want to get fucked up it's like 18 people die

[09:25:53] on that lake a year this one drunk fucks you know so yeah I know I don't want

[09:26:05] someone to like fucking hit me that's a lot of people that's a decent amount

[09:26:11] Yeah

[09:26:13] Since you're getting so much money, I'm using my prime so both wait

[09:26:17] Is it like Travis good bass fishing spot? Yeah, I guess the I guess the fishing there is dope

[09:26:23] I don't it's swimming there a lot. It's nice. It's nice like that's 20. All right

[09:26:33] nice

[09:26:35] Thank you for the three thousand dollars that sounds crazy to even say. Thank you. Holy shit

[09:26:40] If you all insane check out the war on drugs it was like five minutes

[09:26:48] skits that we're in every episode of the last widest kids you know see that is

[09:26:52] really good yeah I watched that that is really good the Civil War on drugs was

[09:26:57] really good and that that did feel like a movie that was really good that's

[09:27:08] crazy this guy just came in here and dropped money like that would you like

[09:27:15] another car 14 I'm gonna walk I'm gonna walk I'm gonna walk I'm gonna walk I can't

[09:27:25] double down so I think this is good as it's gonna be I'm gonna fucking walk the

[09:27:32] system yeah but the system doesn't work without being able to double down the

[09:27:40] system only read that was just lucky because the system is kind of just like

[09:27:44] coast until I get a good double down you know that's kind of the system I had

[09:27:52] 100k already with 20k that's true what's up

[09:27:54] gassy you're someone who's giving out free money to streamers just this

[09:27:59] omega oiler he doesn't think he's a oiler though but he just kind of casually

[09:28:03] dropped fucking three bands I would say that's an oiler

[09:28:10] thanks again are you ready yeah follow me I guess I have to role play now I

[09:28:16] don't want to know I can't double it's go to the penthouse the penthouse is

[09:28:33] closed? Oh go to the roof instead. Bad. I can't even get up there, uh. To the wolf?

[09:28:49] I think anyone's dead. We can go to my penthouse if you want, Monty. You mean the one in the

[09:29:05] slums? That big box that you- No, no, I never will be here. Wait, you do? Yeah.

[09:29:11] How do you access it? I'll show you. Okay, well we need to discuss what happened

[09:29:18] your father because he told me a different story over the phone but okay show me your

[09:29:26] oh i should be unlocked right now this guy's nuts dude what the fuck this guy's crazy how do

[09:29:48] you not think you're an oiler already oakman brother lake Austin is way busier than any of

[09:29:55] those cautious we made up there's they're not okay at the moment they need to be clean

[09:29:59] come here follow me i know these lakes some fun guns and whatever drug you want i'll show

[09:30:04] your hell of a time. Oh, there it is. That explains how he has the money to blow it. You

[09:30:20] need to have a you need to have a discussion. The bar down there. Yeah, your job is to

[09:30:35] be a bodyguard not to speak. Actually, I haven't been to Lake Austin. I've been speaking for

[09:30:41] weeks. Honey, tell me what happened to your father called you the R word. Walk me through

[09:30:45] What's that? Hold on a second.

[09:30:47] What do you mean?

[09:30:49] When I woke up, I called you and you said your father called you a fucking retard.

[09:30:54] Now tell me, why did he do that?

[09:30:56] Because I thought that there were some superheroes.

[09:31:01] Are you fucking kidding me? He called you a retard because you believe in superheroes?

[09:31:06] Yeah.

[09:31:07] Okay, how do I explain this?

[09:31:10] You see, Jimmy, your father is not a man that...

[09:31:14] How do you say this?

[09:31:16] He's a broken man. He has a lot of expectations from you, but like all other marsupials, he's not perfect.

[09:31:24] He has these flaws as well. In fact, that is the reason we're going to have family therapy because your father,

[09:31:30] you know, he never had a father himself. He was raised by kangaroos.

[09:31:35] You know, granted they were nice kangaroos. They were still not the best kangaroos.

[09:31:39] Are you undermining him right now?

[09:31:43] Am I undermining him? Have I ever called you a retard?

[09:31:46] No.

[09:31:48] The only thing I've done for you is protect you.

[09:31:51] I'm just asking.

[09:31:53] No, I'm not undermining him at all.

[09:31:55] I don't have to call you a card.

[09:32:00] I'm about to fucking f-ing quit.

[09:32:02] That is such jail fucking rpb.

[09:32:04] What the fuck is that?

[09:32:06] What did you learn this word?

[09:32:07] Dad.

[09:32:11] Well, next time he tells you to use that word,

[09:32:13] this is what you're gonna do to him.

[09:32:19] Now moving on.

[09:32:20] This rpb trick is straight tripping.

[09:32:22] Yeah, it's got everything.

[09:32:24] 50 gets here we're gonna have therapy but before that I want to say this Jimmy you're becoming a man. You're not a little boy anymore

[09:32:30] That's probably your father

[09:32:33] Okay

[09:32:34] Yeah, that's your cash. Oh, are you at?

[09:32:41] I'm talking to my mom. Oh

[09:32:43] Your mom. Yeah, right. She's Colombian. Okay. She's gonna be back

[09:32:48] Yeah, just call me back when you're free. Oh, why?

[09:32:52] All right. Oh, why?

[09:32:55] What?

[09:32:57] chips

[09:33:00] Cheap cheap the ghost of cheap. No, it's just get your chips

[09:33:07] cheap cheap

[09:33:10] Like like cheap the chips that we bought from you. That was supposed to get you a kidney

[09:33:17] Basically, well, you know what? I guess I should just fucking on a life

[09:33:23] There's no one in this city that I hire and pay tens of thousands of dollars to do jobs

[09:33:27] Everyone is useless

[09:33:29] Oh man some people just got it like that this dumb ass right here is useless everyone is

[09:33:40] I hired somebody to take care of chips because honey chips got you

[09:33:48] Listen cheap

[09:33:50] Trying to put the the kidney

[09:33:53] Of a fucking cow inside of you. He tricked us. He got a kidney from a cow and he put it in a body and he

[09:33:59] Yeah, but you don't want to be a car baby. You want to be a firefighter. Yeah, I want to be a fire part of

[09:34:07] I guess Neo Jimmy, I want to do it

[09:34:11] You want you want your father to buy you a car you can buy you one of the coquettes

[09:34:15] Okay

[09:34:16] You want to you want to you want to be the top racer in the city? Listen honey

[09:34:21] I don't expect you to be a king pink like your grandfather. Okay, I had these expectations from you

[09:34:31] Yes, you are my son and you come from a lot of issues.

[09:34:33] Oh, mega oiler!

[09:34:34] You know, who built a foundation for the best

[09:34:37] medication in the world, which is cocaína.

[09:34:40] But I can't expect my son, who's so young,

[09:34:43] hasn't fully developed to put this pressure on himself.

[09:34:47] I want you to be whatever you want to be, Jimmy.

[09:34:50] And if I have to put your father six feet

[09:34:52] on the ground in order to allow you to flourish,

[09:34:54] then that's what we'll have to do.

[09:34:56] Okay.

[09:34:57] I just want you to be happy, sweetie.

[09:34:59] I'm happy when I win at Gamble.

[09:35:04] You know, firefighters, honey, you know firefighters

[09:35:06] can't even afford cards, right?

[09:35:07] Most of them are writing in the back to work

[09:35:09] because they're so fucking poor.

[09:35:11] Are you sure that's what you want to be?

[09:35:12] No.

[09:35:17] And your grandfather Pablo Escobar, he...

[09:35:20] Oh my God!

[09:35:22] You want a Bitcoin?

[09:35:23] Are you familiar with the Bitcoin?

[09:35:24] Absolutely wild man!

[09:35:26] Yeah, Bitcoin, yeah, I know.

[09:35:32] That's how I play SWAT sometimes.

[09:35:34] Dude.

[09:35:35] Your grandfather, uh, had the last command.

[09:35:37] Thank you, what the fuck?

[09:35:38] Enough money married, enough money

[09:35:39] bedded in the mountains with a yield.

[09:35:41] Jesus Christ.

[09:35:42] To buy out the whole Bitcoin system.

[09:35:45] That's, is that the man that you wanted, the you?

[09:35:47] Jimmy, aspire to be like?

[09:35:48] A man powerful and rich that can buy all the cars he wants?

[09:35:54] I thought maybe I'd try to help people, but I don't know.

[09:35:58] No, you want to have all those cars, man.

[09:35:59] Shut the fuck up.

[09:36:01] Try to help people how?

[09:36:03] You know, like, I don't know.

[09:36:05] I thought maybe I could make people feel good or something.

[09:36:08] Maybe, I don't know.

[09:36:09] Maybe I'm being stupid.

[09:36:12] Honey, you're not being stupid.

[09:36:14] Those are some great aspirations for you to have.

[09:36:16] I'm quiet, I'm quiet, I'm quiet.

[09:36:16] I'm stupid again, huh?

[09:36:17] No, you're not being stupid, Ginny.

[09:36:20] This is not your fault, okay?

[09:36:21] You're surrounded by criminals everywhere you turn.

[09:36:25] Like, okay, I'm surprised that you still have

[09:36:28] a little seed inside of you.

[09:36:32] Oh my goodness, how did we get here?

[09:36:33] I'm just I'm surprised you have a little seat inside of you still. That's good. That one's for help people

[09:36:39] You want if you want to nourish that seed Jimmy?

[09:36:45] You want to spray it with a lot of liquid?

[09:36:48] You see this KJ my fucking son. He's a good person. He doesn't have to be like the rest of his family

[09:36:56] This doesn't he sound like a good person to you. Yeah, he does

[09:37:29] a bad person yeah sometimes it's like there's a screaming in my head and I

[09:37:33] can't get it to stop until I win at gamble no I don't think you're a bad

[09:37:38] person you know it just takes some time killing people fucking stabbing them do

[09:37:42] whatever the fuck you got to do right yeah like eventually after you just

[09:37:46] keep doing it you'll just get used to it you know what I mean no idea that's

[09:37:51] probably true that's what Papa Otto said too basically does this mean yeah

[09:37:54] but maybe if you don't want to do it yourself you get someone else to do

[09:37:56] it so it's not on your conscience yeah that's probably pretty smart too i could do that probably

[09:38:02] yeah that's probably your best bet you're pretty good at shooting people miss all

[09:38:07] yeah if you ever need someone dead and you're gonna pay me or whatever i don't know what you're

[09:38:10] gonna give me but i'm down to help how i how i don't talk to my mom right now all right how i

[09:38:18] send me a text with you in a bit yeah okay all right bye jimmy let me ask you a question and i

[09:38:29] I want you to be honest, but I know your father has taught you to be a good liar, but I want you to be honest when I ask this

[09:38:35] Have I failed you as a mother, Ginny?

[09:38:37] Oh, no.

[09:38:38] Do you think I failed you as a mother?

[09:38:39] No.

[09:38:41] You know, I was never supposed to be anyone's mother. I was just supposed to be...

[09:38:48] Okay.

[09:38:49] This is not my magic hands. I'm in the penthouse.

[09:38:57] Who the fuck are you up there with?

[09:38:59] Mom she's quiet. She's quiet asking if she's a good mother

[09:39:04] Fuck sake I'll be up there a second. All right. We're by the arcades

[09:39:17] You came into my life and I saw that people were taking advantage of you

[09:39:21] I saw that everyone was treating you like you're just

[09:39:23] You know something to be passed around and treated fully and taken advantage of

[09:39:31] Why I want to watch the way before time

[09:39:34] That's so sweet

[09:39:39] You don't have to be a bad person Jimmy

[09:39:41] Can't you my husband is on his way up? You might want to keep your distance. Are you you're not gonna survive tonight?

[09:39:48] I just want to make sure Jimmy that no matter what you're not being influenced by the people around you

[09:39:52] That you're following your own true

[09:39:55] Desires in your own to go passions and no matter what I will support you want a grilled cheese

[09:40:01] You want what want a grilled cheese?

[09:40:03] Here you go, I have one for you. Like the good mother that I am. Right there baby.

[09:40:08] Hi honey. This pixie's on the way for family therapy. Your son? Yeah, she's on. Why are you busy?

[09:40:18] No, I didn't see that one also.

[09:40:20] Jesus. Why do you look so good? What the fuck?

[09:40:23] I'm really sorry.

[09:40:24] That's my father. Baby, he was not referring to you. He was referring to KJ. That's my father's KJ.

[09:40:31] I don't fucking care about it, you got my disguise in your shoes, I'm sort of a man that doesn't wear socks.

[09:40:37] Yes honey, I didn't quite cash that, but listen, your son has been, I think your son is experiencing depression although, he's being talked and pulled in every direction by people like you and I who are not necessarily the best

[09:40:50] and I feel like he doesn't have a will of his own anymore, you know, he says he wants to do good and help people.

[09:40:57] But all we ask of him is gone.

[09:41:00] I mean, you know, you can save this for the fucking bitch psychiatrist if you want, but I think he's doing all right.

[09:41:05] Jimmy, do you-

[09:41:07] Nothing!

[09:41:08] Do you think I'll talk to your father?

[09:41:09] Yeah, I-I won't talk to him.

[09:41:12] Then tell him what you told me.

[09:41:14] I don't want to say.

[09:41:16] Jimmy, you don't have to be afraid of your father, honey.

[09:41:19] I'm not afraid.

[09:41:20] He cares? Listen, he cares about you a lot.

[09:41:23] I'm kind of afraid.

[09:41:25] No, you don't have to be. I know he's a bit of a scary man,

[09:41:28] But deep inside there's a little koala bear. That's very nice to people and very warm

[09:41:32] I hear a guy with a hidden actor with a hammer

[09:41:37] You had who with the hammer?

[09:41:39] His little papa auto was giving his car back to this guy that he used to play in the space too

[09:41:46] Who did he hit honey? He hit who?

[09:41:50] We'll do an acting scene for one of the you know, I'm a Edward Norris stunt double

[09:41:58] No, he was acting, he was acting shoot just near the movie set over there wasn't it Tommy?

[09:42:08] Yeah.

[09:42:09] Why did you use a real hammer to not have a bullet point?

[09:42:12] Oh, there were people in fat suits so they looked bad but they really just had pillows

[09:42:16] under it and ketchup.

[09:42:17] They were pretty skinny to me, they were quite defueled.

[09:42:20] Oh you know, small pillows then.

[09:42:23] So you're not a retard honey, you just, you know what I'm saying?

[09:42:28] You're not a retard. I already said this

[09:42:32] Listen, he did say something pretty fucking retarded

[09:42:36] You know, it's you all right kid you grow up wait

[09:42:39] Are you referring to him saying that

[09:42:42] Are you just trying to suck every every little ounce every little a liquid of

[09:42:48] Our son they would say super heroes weren't real

[09:42:50] But these two look like the skinniest fucking losers

[09:42:54] We're in tight pants and a fucking shitty mask. I've ever seen a momma. It didn't look like fucking superheroes spider-man superhero

[09:43:02] Like spider-man people with weird masks mate. You know a spider-man birthday party

[09:43:08] Jimmy are you fucking retarded? Why were some bum people that do a G feel head? You said they look like G feel head

[09:43:18] Then why would you think they're super hero? I don't know. I thought they were cool

[09:43:24] honey it's not your fault you've suffered so much sorry I'm a darling you're not retarded

[09:43:32] you're not retarded at all honey you've been through a lot okay you've been through a lot

[09:43:36] it's not your fault you're alright mate just you said something dumb that's all i didn't

[09:43:40] know what to say you you thought you you did dumb once that's alright we all we all do dumb

[09:43:44] things here there yeah you don't have to be afraid of your father you hear that that's a good

[09:43:49] man talking right there your father is easily the nicest most wholesome man in this entire

[09:43:53] city he's the only one that cares about you Gary doesn't want to be my friend

[09:43:57] anymore and listen Gary is a fucking addict user who's trying to leech off of

[09:44:05] every a supplier in the city why are you associating yourself with someone like

[09:44:09] that I don't know he was good at sewing G fuel but then one of his friends said

[09:44:14] that like I have a connection to G4 and I didn't like that so I said that

[09:44:18] we should probably kill him but then they wanted to kill me instead was

[09:44:23] very your your supply honey but he's on the supply me with this yeah he was

[09:44:28] that's interesting because I asked that fucking well thought if he was giving

[09:44:32] jeep you to my son and he said word by word to me oh Sophia you know I'm such

[09:44:37] a nice guy I would never do that but he fucking lied to me apparently that's

[09:44:41] that's very very interesting I see honey I'm gonna go ahead and walk away

[09:44:48] for a second and see if he speaks to here because I'm gonna fucking lose my

[09:44:51] shit. Let's go. Okay. All right. I'll catch y'all. I do good. Yeah, listen, you're

[09:45:03] allowed to feel insecure and unimportant. Hello, Dan. That's how you know. I wanted

[09:45:09] to apologize. A couple of days ago, I posted the before you on the mean during

[09:45:13] I do shoot but I am sorry they don't think they do one in four things

[09:45:16] Dandy

[09:45:21] Learning it's a learning process. You're fucked up. That's all

[09:45:26] Yeah, that's probably true

[09:45:28] Yeah, don't let your head get too big. You're always gonna be a fuck-up. Just how you respond to the fuck-ups is what makes you a man, mate

[09:45:37] Yeah, that's that's true

[09:45:39] Yeah, well your mom's still a pretty big fuck up though. Some of that shit she was saying.

[09:45:44] I don't believe it. I don't know why she believes it, but she keeps spitting it out.

[09:45:48] I think she really does want to fuck me. It's really weird.

[09:45:51] Do we have to do it there will be?

[09:45:54] Ah, let's get out of here.

[09:45:56] Okay. Fuck therapy. You don't want to do it. Let's fail, mate.

[09:46:00] I have to sneak out though.

[09:46:02] Come on Tommy. Come to the office quick.

[09:46:24] We're out of the office now.

[09:46:26] Well, I'm walking for ya.

[09:46:27] Quick, get to the office.

[09:46:33] Push the button, it's where it's stuck in!

[09:46:35] Quick, fuck, it's not taking so long.

[09:46:37] Come on!

[09:46:38] Please!

[09:46:39] Hurry up!

[09:46:40] Please!

[09:46:41] Hurry up!

[09:46:49] Please!

[09:46:50] Double-clutch the other way.

[09:46:52] That was close.

[09:46:53] I thought we were gonna have to be bored for an hour.

[09:46:56] Don't worry.

[09:46:57] Now we can look over them like overboards and I've walked it.

[09:47:00] You walked the casino?

[09:47:02] Yeah, no, they can't get in the office. We're safe now, Tommy.

[09:47:05] Hey, it's Wibble.

[09:47:08] Yeah, so about that prostitute that shot us the other day, we sort of made up.

[09:47:13] She said she's gonna give me a blowjob later.

[09:47:15] The one right there?

[09:47:17] Yeah, the one with the ugly face, but like good tits.

[09:47:20] Yeah. I feel bad for her.

[09:47:23] It looks like she borned her whips on pizza.

[09:47:27] Yeah, so that's what happens when you have gambling with a woman, but you gambled wrong

[09:47:36] and lost at the same time.

[09:47:37] It's like when you win and lose.

[09:47:39] If you have sex with her mate, you're going to win and lose.

[09:47:42] You do explode and get the jackpot, but you also get herpes.

[09:47:49] What's a herpe?

[09:47:50] That's shit on a face mate.

[09:47:54] That's a disease or something.

[09:47:56] virus I don't know

[09:47:58] No way you don't want to get it whatever you do. Yeah, I don't like that. They fly don't make out with her peace

[09:48:04] Mate, whatever you do. Oh, yeah, I probably want it anyways. I'm scared of hoppies

[09:48:10] All right, I don't know where she is. I think we're good. I'm gonna just

[09:48:16] We're just sort of

[09:48:18] That's pretty funny

[09:48:21] Where's the fact out mate? Which one?

[09:48:26] Can we go where, Adam?

[09:48:28] Oh shit, she's calling me.

[09:48:30] What do I say?

[09:48:32] So I thought we were at the back of the blackjack

[09:48:34] and when she comes out, we'll hide.

[09:48:36] Shhh. No way.

[09:48:38] Hello. This is Otto. What's up?

[09:48:40] Hot stuff?

[09:48:41] I'm down at the blackjack tables.

[09:48:49] We'll just have a few hands. Who the fuck is Gary?

[09:48:51] Okay. Alright.

[09:48:58] Listen, we'll just meet at the back of the blackjack tables.

[09:49:00] I'll be there in a minute.

[09:49:03] Alright, see ya.

[09:49:06] Alright, the fucking Gary's coming.

[09:49:08] the fucking did shit let's go yeah yeah garrie

[09:49:16] what do you mean what do you mean what the fuck why is he getting involved okay

[09:49:49] well I guess you'll be here soon you any body armor what's that of course you

[09:49:57] You want a joint mate? You let us smoke weed with the fucking shit liver?

[09:50:01] Yeah, I smoke it every morning because when I wake up I'm sad that I'm awake.

[09:50:05] Yeah, that's a joke of the game.

[09:50:09] What's up, son?

[09:50:14] Mama asked where you got the problem.

[09:50:16] Oh, never mind. How are you doing, mate?

[09:50:21] That's so long.

[09:50:24] It was great today. Did you do something with your hair?

[09:50:27] Jimmy, are you smoking weed?

[09:50:28] No, my hair looks like it.

[09:50:29] Yeah, I smoke it every morning.

[09:50:30] You don't like it?

[09:50:32] No, no, I said you look great today.

[09:50:33] I'm just, this is something different.

[09:50:35] I think it's the lighting in here.

[09:50:36] I already warned you.

[09:50:37] And make sure your eyes sparkle more.

[09:50:40] I already warned you over the phone.

[09:50:42] Now to do this today, you're

[09:50:43] going to end up with death by what?

[09:50:46] Jimmy, do you want?

[09:50:48] Actually, let me whisper this.

[09:50:50] Jimmy, would you like for Gary

[09:50:52] to continue being your supplier?

[09:50:54] I want a Green Day album.

[09:50:59] Let me try that again.

[09:51:01] Would you like to continue selling G-FUEL?

[09:51:04] There's 21.

[09:51:05] Yeah, I guess.

[09:51:08] OK, well, I had very persuasive ways.

[09:51:10] Me and your father had very persuasive ways

[09:51:12] of making Jerry, convincing Jerry,

[09:51:16] to continue selling and giving you his G-FUEL.

[09:51:19] OK.

[09:51:20] If we did that for you, would you

[09:51:22] think about some good parents?

[09:51:24] Yeah, that's probably, yeah.

[09:51:27] You see, honey?

[09:51:28] So now we just have to, how do you say this, convince his fat pot to continue giving drugs to our son for his business.

[09:51:38] Okay, yeah. G-Fuels. Exactly.

[09:51:41] Yes.

[09:51:42] Okay.

[09:51:43] I would give him the G-Fuel I was wild to.

[09:51:53] I bought it.

[09:51:54] Yeah. I supplied this guy with G-Fuel.

[09:51:57] You supplied it to him. He didn't supply to you. I'm so confused, mate

[09:52:03] Wait, did you tell your mom that he supplied it to you?

[09:52:19] Shit about me Jimmy you stayed over tonight in my house what I mean, I thought that was the plan

[09:52:36] Would I fuck with your dad, again?

[09:52:39] Or half? What is a half fuck?

[09:52:42] Hold on, John, we're in the middle of a family conversation.

[09:52:44] Oh, okay, all right.

[09:52:45] Jimmy, what is a half fuck?

[09:52:50] I think it means half a fuck.

[09:52:51] He's just doing one of those weird things.

[09:52:53] Oh, yeah, I mean, look at your father.

[09:52:55] He's the most capable man in this city.

[09:52:57] I mean, Jordan has a erectile dysfunction problem,

[09:52:59] but we have medicine for that.

[09:53:02] What's in a wet towel?

[09:53:03] Yeah.

[09:53:04] What's in a wet...

[09:53:05] Don't look, Tommy.

[09:53:06] Oh, shit. Okay. Well, you see that's it. I told your father yesterday. I'm not really married to him the man

[09:53:13] I'm married to that right there his his little auto anyway, Gary. Come here, Gary

[09:53:24] Gary my son tells me that you were his a GQ supplier

[09:53:27] You know what I mean? I hope I don't have to elaborate and that you no longer want to do that

[09:53:31] What is why is that?

[09:53:36] You know wouldn't really

[09:53:38] Put it in the car and...

[09:53:40] Put a little more testosterone in it.

[09:53:42] Come on, testosterone? You really think I'm lacking in that area?

[09:53:46] Anyways, I wouldn't really put it in that terminology, but...

[09:53:53] So why do you refuse to do business with my handsome son?

[09:53:57] Gary, Jimmy is the fucking future of Los Santos. I don't know if you know this.

[09:54:03] He is the future of Los Santos. He's gonna be the next mayor, the next president, the next dictator of this city.

[09:54:09] So why would you refuse to do business?

[09:54:11] just hold on mate all right Gary do you want my son to pee in your mind and

[09:54:17] Gary I don't think that's up to me why do you refuse to do business

[09:54:23] well Gary why don't you do business with him mate why don't you sell him to

[09:54:26] you I'm not sure that I want to be in that business to be honest what other

[09:54:38] business do you have going for you oh you know I got a gym you know and you

[09:54:43] You know, the gym loves G Fuel and all, but you know, G Fuel is putting my, you know, my

[09:54:48] protein powder and my pre-workout shakes and all that stuff.

[09:54:51] Nobody's buying your shape looking powder, Gary.

[09:54:53] Everybody just wants the G Fuel.

[09:54:54] Let's be real.

[09:54:55] That's very rude.

[09:54:56] That's very rude.

[09:54:57] I put a lot of love and care into those products.

[09:55:00] Wouldn't you one day want to have seven genes instead of one, and instead of one

[09:55:05] G Fuel brand have ten?

[09:55:07] He is your future.

[09:55:08] He can make that happen through business, through business growth.

[09:55:12] that's his father right there you know my husband is a very powerful man that you

[09:55:16] do not want to be on the back that's all you need to know

[09:55:20] we can help you achieve your goals and in bigger aspirations things bigger things

[09:55:32] big all right do we is this the greatest place to be talking about this

[09:55:40] There's no one around, yes.

[09:55:42] Literally a guy is sitting at that table right next to you.

[09:55:44] Yes, but he's a security guard.

[09:55:47] Continue.

[09:55:49] OK.

[09:55:51] Well, if you do business with our son,

[09:55:54] Jerry, everything you've ever wanted from this city

[09:55:57] in terms of your financial aspirations,

[09:55:59] your success aspirations, they could grow much bigger.

[09:56:02] You'll make enough money to be able to buy three gyms.

[09:56:04] Everybody will be running to Jerry's gym.

[09:56:07] Everybody will want your cooking powder,

[09:56:11] I think that you sell.

[09:56:13] Anyways, I think there are some things being misconstrued.

[09:56:17] I don't think there are.

[09:56:19] Do you want to take it from here?

[09:56:21] There's no misconstrued.

[09:56:26] Listen, fuckface.

[09:56:28] Alright, you're going to sell the G-Fuel to Jimmy from now on.

[09:56:30] That's the end of the discussion.

[09:56:32] Yeah.

[09:56:37] Yeah, sounds good.

[09:56:42] Alright, Jimmy.

[09:56:44] What the fuck?

[09:56:46] I can do that for you.

[09:56:48] you down earlier I'm sorry for uh making you feel like you weren't worthy of getting the g feel for

[09:56:54] me all right that wasn't my intention you know just the pure power radiating from you it intimates me

[09:57:02] it made me feel like myself when I was younger you know what I mean and uh I think that I think

[09:57:09] there was a part of me he said that Gary he's a fucking Targaryen he's just getting his blood

[09:57:13] He's related to Gatsby, Jeffery Targaryen, his ancestors.

[09:57:17] I can see that.

[09:57:18] I see myself in him when I was younger.

[09:57:21] Jimmy, I'm sorry.

[09:57:24] I hope I didn't hurt your feelings.

[09:57:26] I hope you don't feel like you've been slighted by me.

[09:57:29] Wasn't my intention, alright buddy?

[09:57:32] Listen, you gotta think, I'm getting older.

[09:57:34] I'm losing that luster that I had when I was a young boy myself.

[09:57:39] Alright?

[09:57:40] I'm getting gray.

[09:57:46] What? What I'm trying to tell you is I got nervous. All right. I saw myself in you

[09:57:58] Listen if you ever speak those words again out of your filthy mouth you won't walk out of this casino. You did not see yourself in my son

[09:58:07] This is the combination of my eggs and his floaties. There's no way you saw yourself in him. Don't insult him.

[09:58:13] I think I can't take this conversation. Honey you deal with this. I'll be in the firm.

[09:58:18] I will you have a nice ass and day

[09:58:23] She told you I was fucking away something weird going on. Okay, I think she won't be cracked out

[09:58:45] Jimmy I like what we had going I

[09:58:47] I

[09:58:49] Don't want to bring my friends into this. I don't want to fucking hurt my friends

[09:58:53] You got I mean you're the one that decided to bring them in Mr.

[09:58:57] You're right, but

[09:58:59] This is this is all new, you know, we're ironing out kinks. I told you I was gonna handle it

[09:59:04] You've been fucked with Elgier being I was what he said

[09:59:10] You're done dear we you had your chance

[09:59:13] I

[09:59:16] Knife-wielding man in the bottom of the FIB building in the little pieces

[09:59:20] Put him in a box and express post him back to his own house. All right. All right

[09:59:24] You don't want to fuck with El Guimino. I

[09:59:26] And I'm not trying I'm trying to be

[09:59:30] With the city again, mr. All right, that's what you want then I won't do that

[09:59:35] I'll get out of my face weakness makes me sick

[09:59:38] All right, fine. Why don't you just look at his muscles and?

[09:59:45] for all their muscles is where we weak yeah his head is weak his muscle is muscle that

[09:59:53] last one I'll get me know what happened to your mum is she like realized she needed math

[09:59:57] or something I don't know she's got a weird like all of a sudden over here works this shit

[10:00:03] together and then just fucking veneers just halfway through whatever that was yeah I think

[10:00:08] she's on myth anyways what's matter it's advanced here let's go oh thank god

[10:00:22] I don't want to be born I'm gonna try fucking therapist okay help me out let

[10:00:32] I don't know why it takes 11 inches long.

[10:00:34] All right.

[10:00:46] Okay, let's go.

[10:00:48] Happy holiday to you.

[10:00:59] Hi honey, that's your therapist, Miss Ash over there.

[10:01:01] She'll be coming with us.

[10:01:04] Why she walk like that?

[10:01:06] Once she looks, she's a very nice lady

[10:01:08] and she came with her assistant.

[10:01:10] Okay.

[10:01:11] Honey, Miss Fixie couldn't make it

[10:01:13] so Miss Ash and her assistants in psychology

[10:01:15] are gonna do the therapy.

[10:01:17] Whatever, I'm doing this for you.

[10:01:20] Thank you, I'll repay you later, Winknees.

[10:01:25] Okay everyone to the 10k

[10:01:32] Okay remember when some guy came in here and dropped 4k

[10:01:35] Uh Mr Gary

[10:01:37] That was pretty cool

[10:01:39] Oh fun times

[10:01:41] And now we're at 10k something

[10:01:43] Well you know what it's been a good day

[10:01:53] Refunded well if I start the stream tomorrow

[10:01:57] Wednesday with a whiskey with a bottle of whiskey in my hand

[10:02:00] And I'm crying you'll know why

[10:02:02] Hey Dan I still have to no touch nothing

[10:02:04] I will be real fun

[10:02:06] Don't steal

[10:02:08] I'm tired of Penta's bullshit. His RP is stupid. It's for her ass people. That's all he does

[10:02:35] Your therapist is really nice we're gonna make sure that we work out some of these problems

[10:02:41] I guess we're gonna sit down down here let's sit on the ground and get comfortable or something

[10:02:48] Yeah, I think it's better if we all sit yes, yeah, okay. Well who wants to start honey?

[10:03:03] How about you start baby tell the therapist why you've been feeling down recently?

[10:03:08] Will you my dad wants to give you a fuck?

[10:03:15] Jesus fucking cross my you're a fucking bellhead

[10:03:18] She's got an 11-inch clock

[10:03:24] Yes, honey, we're gonna do that later now

[10:03:27] About how you feel like you're not a good person, and you want to be a good person

[10:03:33] I'm scared

[10:03:35] No, you don't have to be honey speak to your son. No, he doesn't have to be afraid of you

[10:03:45] Myself

[10:03:52] Sometimes the whole people

[10:04:02] I don't know with the hammer

[10:04:04] or sometimes like a like a four night salt off shotgun

[10:04:13] his anxiety and rage maybe I should give it a little context to this massage I

[10:04:26] really value your time by the way massage thank you for doing this so my

[10:04:31] son Jimmy he has a lot of pressure on him you know I his mother is an

[10:04:36] Escobar and we have you know we come from a lineage of Gevrias in the mountains of

[10:04:42] Colombia. Oh my god there's a spider on your web. And his father well his father

[10:04:50] you know his father is a man who is a legend back in his village in

[10:04:55] Australia. He was the man that was known to beat up a kangaroo which is

[10:05:00] bare hand. So Jimmy feel that he has a lot to lead? Yeah. Oh, Jimmy the thing is, you know you're

[10:05:09] only just starting your life, you know what I mean? I'm 15 now. You've got a lot of life ahead of you to live. Yeah, I'm 15. You've got a lot of time to achieve anything that you want to do. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. And you can do anything if you set your mind to it, you just got to work hard enough and you'll be able to achieve it, I'm sure. I want to be a dinosaur. Oh, wow. Well, you know what?

[10:05:30] That's some great questions of these days

[10:05:36] Yes, honey, you don't want to have delusions of being a dinosaur. You said you wanted to be a firefighter now

[10:05:41] I tell you what I have a great idea next time the media comes down go and see if you can catch it just like the dinosaurs

[10:05:48] Yeah, okay

[10:05:51] You want to tell me sash about the your last few days let her know

[10:05:55] Your experiences for the past few days have been quite dramatic. I want you to be like a river

[10:06:03] just let it all float out okay we're not judging you this is a safe space she

[10:06:08] means you fucking mouth by the way I've pissed your pants idiot

[10:06:11] about the last two days yeah all of it all right well yesterday I've gave some

[10:06:21] wounds to people and then one of the persons one of the persons thought that

[10:06:27] they wanted to pay me back so I had a hooker call me and say that that person

[10:06:32] paid him $500 to kill me. And I said, I'll give you $5,000 if you set that person up

[10:06:41] and then shoot them in the face. So I did that. And then a couple of hours after that,

[10:06:48] one of their friends came up to me looking for their friend and saying that they said

[10:06:53] that they gave him the advice to not kill me or to kill me. So I had someone shoot

[10:06:58] him too yeah yeah I'm a stab the person yes but that was a mistake sweetie now

[10:07:07] tell her about the day before you had an accomplishment sweetie the day before we

[10:07:12] reached the milestone when we got rid of the imposter mother I moved four

[10:07:17] keywords of gfio in two days holy shit yes and there was also you know there

[10:07:26] was a woman in his aunt's running around the city.

[10:07:28] I have $400,000.

[10:07:31] Yes, he's very successful in that regard, you know.

[10:07:34] He's a very successful young man.

[10:07:36] Yeah.

[10:07:38] You should be so proud of yourself, calling your phone.

[10:07:41] Yeah, sometimes I'm sad when I have to call people,

[10:07:43] but I know that it makes Papa Otto happy,

[10:07:45] so I call people more.

[10:07:47] And it kind of makes me happy a little bit.

[10:07:51] OK, well, that's a problem.

[10:07:52] and if you think for intercepting a honey

[10:07:56] they we have a problem here your some things are hurting people will make you

[10:07:59] proud he doesn't understand you

[10:08:02] i can't

[10:08:05] i mean it does make me proud you know

[10:08:07] there was a listen

[10:08:09] the way i see it is if he doesn't kill the people that are trying to fuck with

[10:08:13] him and his

[10:08:14] goddamn cartel

[10:08:15] and he's the one that's gonna end up on the slab

[10:08:17] it might be sad that you wiped out a kid yesterday and you know

[10:08:21] His family's all upset and all that sort of shit.

[10:08:23] But at least you're not dead, Tommy.

[10:08:25] At least you're okay, all right?

[10:08:28] Now let's put it in the corner.

[10:08:28] You can keep selling the G Fuel, mate.

[10:08:31] They're making us all money.

[10:08:32] I'm good at selling the G Fuel, huh?

[10:08:34] Okay, but, okay, okay.

[10:08:35] You men have the communication skills

[10:08:38] of my kitchen sink.

[10:08:40] Your father's not saying that he likes it

[10:08:41] when you hurt people.

[10:08:43] He's saying that he likes

[10:08:44] when people are trying to hurt you

[10:08:46] and you don't allow that to happen.

[10:08:48] That's not your father wanting you to be,

[10:08:50] Yeah, you're protecting yourself and you're going up to be a strong man who won't take

[10:08:54] shit from anyone, but he doesn't want you to just run around hurting innocent people.

[10:09:01] Right, honey?

[10:09:02] Yeah, I definitely don't hurt innocent people for absolutely no reason at all.

[10:09:09] He's right.

[10:09:13] Jimmy.

[10:09:14] What do you think, Miss Hodge?

[10:09:15] Wow, I think you should always protect yourself as best you can, you know what I

[10:09:21] I think you did the right thing by fending yourself, but I don't think you should go out looking to hurt people.

[10:09:26] You know what I mean?

[10:09:27] Yeah, but somebody, you know, I don't know, I kind of feel like it's about the respect, you know.

[10:09:35] I feel like sometimes I just got to pull of a point and like, you know, it's about the respect.

[10:09:40] Baby, listen, I have the English of a French cow and even I know it's respect.

[10:09:47] Go ahead, try it, respect.

[10:09:49] respect respect kid re re respect no

[10:09:57] respect it was scary honey that's not

[10:10:02] how you put it in your fucking mouth you dumb little cunt it's not hot

[10:10:07] i'm sorry i am a dumb little cunt

[10:10:10] you're not a dumb little cunt do not listen to your father your father has

[10:10:13] issues now i'm sorry i'm sorry shut up mom

[10:10:17] I

[10:10:31] Did not say that you're misinterpreted when I swear

[10:10:39] I just want to make it clear I don't fucking feel appreciated by either of you, okay

[10:10:43] I put a lady I turned a lady into sweet cheese and sent her to the Pacific Ocean for you, Jimmy

[10:10:47] Would I do that if I didn't love you? Would I do that if I didn't love you?

[10:10:56] Yeah, anyone who's tried to hurt you I do nothing but protect you

[10:11:00] I'm sorry. It's a pop auto said that if you say something about him

[10:11:03] I should call you a dumb car. Your father has merely disabled me when we were making you

[10:11:08] You think I would do that if I didn't love you

[10:11:10] Yeah, he said you're meant to win this game.

[10:11:15] I listen, I don't know what he's talking about.

[10:11:17] He might be the G Fuel, he's having too much G Fuel or something.

[10:11:20] You've got to come back on the caffeine mate, alright?

[10:11:22] I think you're misinterpreting what's being said, uh, Jimmy.

[10:11:26] Your mum's not a cunt, she's a good woman, alright?

[10:11:29] You're not allowed to call your mum a cunt.

[10:11:32] Alright, so you don't want me to do that then?

[10:11:35] No, mate. Jesus. Does it make you feel good to call her a cunt?

[10:11:38] I hope you learn something mate.

[10:11:49] Maybe you could try calling her mommy.

[10:11:52] That might be cute.

[10:11:53] Mommy!

[10:11:54] Oh my god.

[10:11:55] This mommy is awesome.

[10:11:56] Oh wow.

[10:11:57] And honey, check your phone.

[10:11:58] I sent you something important.

[10:12:01] See?

[10:12:02] It's okay.

[10:12:03] You made her back so she doesn't cry.

[10:12:04] Guys, it's really great that you're taking the time to talk to each other and let

[10:12:05] each other know how you're feeling.

[10:12:06] It's okay, we made her back, so she doesn't cry.

[10:12:09] Guys, it's really great that you're taking one time to talk to each other and let each other know how you feel.

[10:12:17] Oh, shit.

[10:12:19] Yes, there's just so much pressure.

[10:12:22] What do you think? I can imagine.

[10:12:25] So, Ash, do you feel like there's any hope for us?

[10:12:27] I'm starting to think that there is no hope.

[10:12:30] Hey, of course there is.

[10:12:31] Hey, Taylor Piss.

[10:12:33] Yes?

[10:12:34] Will you give my daddy a fuck?

[10:12:38] Jimmy.

[10:12:39] Oh, I'm sorry.

[10:12:41] Jamie, look at me.

[10:12:43] Jamie, look at me.

[10:12:45] If you ever disrespect me like that in front of strangers,

[10:12:49] I will turn you into the Swedish

[10:12:51] and put you in the Pacific Ocean.

[10:12:53] Do you hear me?

[10:12:55] Yeah.

[10:12:57] Don't forget your mother is Colombian.

[10:12:59] I think you're starting to...

[10:13:01] I think that if you might be getting to you.

[10:13:03] Yeah, I...

[10:13:05] Sometimes I smoke. I smoke every morning.

[10:13:08] I want to fuck him. Do you mean to this? I'm loyal to your mother, all right?

[10:13:12] Oh, I don't fuck everything I see. You told me that you will fuck him.

[10:13:15] And I just want to know, okay honey, you know what? Be honest with him.

[10:13:19] Do you mean I allow your father to go around and fuck other women?

[10:13:22] I do. You think I'm going to deal with that on a condom by myself all day every day?

[10:13:26] He's insatiable. What is this word in French? Insatiable?

[10:13:30] Yes. I'm not dealing with that on my own, but that's just how life is.

[10:13:34] It doesn't mean we don't love each other right honey. Yeah, exactly exactly mate. It's yeah love wife is like a gamble. Sometimes you get harpies

[10:13:42] wait, Bob auto

[10:13:47] Listen, I try to give him the birds the B story and the jackpot was the winning gambler bit

[10:13:52] Sometimes you don't win the gamble and you get herpes

[10:13:55] But he thinks I said harpies because he's you know, good luck to the head. I'm scared of hoppies. They're this big fly and they're scary

[10:14:02] I don't want to get a bobby

[10:14:04] I don't want to get a bobby

[10:14:06] Don't have fucking sex without a condom when you be right mate

[10:14:09] Oh I...

[10:14:11] Go on a baby either

[10:14:15] You're early for training

[10:14:17] Just a few years anyway

[10:14:20] You know what I'm saying?

[10:14:22] Yeah, I'm scared of bobbies

[10:14:24] Yeah, yeah, yeah

[10:14:26] Honey, yes, you cannot get that

[10:14:28] You fly Virgin Airlines, that wouldn't be possible for you

[10:14:31] Don't worry, you don't have to have irrational fear

[10:14:34] Yeah, airplanes are up too high for hoppies.

[10:14:39] Well, no, your father actually, that's where he got it.

[10:14:42] He got it up on a plane, but that's okay

[10:14:44] because he takes medication for it.

[10:14:46] Look how healthy he looks.

[10:14:52] I really feel like we're making progress.

[10:14:55] I think you're making fantastic for it.

[10:14:57] It's great that you're just letting everything out

[10:14:59] and go in the open, you know?

[10:15:01] Jimmy, what's else?

[10:15:02] Mommy's really letting everything out in the open, huh?

[10:15:06] Tray, last one night.

[10:15:08] I only have room for one man, it's that little B.D. eyed man right there, look at him, he's

[10:15:23] so sexy, I wouldn't, I'm not attracted to anything else, I think and I dream about him every

[10:15:28] day and every night.

[10:15:31] Yeah.

[10:15:32] I think it's good, I think this was really good progress for today, maybe you should

[10:15:42] be interested in maybe a having a therapy session people have to yeah from

[10:15:53] harpies yeah Jimmy you're something spectacular you're making our therapists

[10:15:59] who are trying to keep us a straight face over people's bullshit start

[10:16:02] laughing

[10:16:06] yeah I'll give you a gift yeah you can use this to protect yourself it's

[10:16:14] It's getting a bit worn down a bit.

[10:16:16] No, you're good.

[10:16:17] No, but I don't have any more of those.

[10:16:21] I'm sure you're right.

[10:16:22] I don't think many women will find them attractive.

[10:16:25] Oh, wait, I want baseball.

[10:16:27] Are you in with our controller?

[10:16:28] Yeah.

[10:16:29] No, I was just about to say it.

[10:16:30] No, wait.

[10:16:31] Thanks, Weedy.

[10:16:32] You come out of here through the shoot.

[10:16:34] Thank you, Miss Ash.

[10:16:35] We really appreciate you.

[10:16:37] Here you go.

[10:16:38] Of course.

[10:16:39] I'll give you some free G-Fuel.

[10:16:41] What the fuck are you doing?

[10:16:42] Yeah, thanks a lot.

[10:16:43] head anymore I appreciate it. I'm here. Get closer. Oh, I'm trying. It's right over here.

[10:16:58] What over here? Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Here we go, lady. Make sure you use it when

[10:17:06] you play Blackjack. It helps you focus. It helps you win. Thank you very much. Yeah,

[10:17:13] It's faze barely

[10:17:26] I like all these you guys like holy fives

[10:17:30] Yeah, you like ninja. Yeah, I like ninja. I love ninja. Yeah, me too

[10:17:37] You guys like

[10:17:43] the fuck out there it sells a fucking G fuel would you okay Jesus fucking Christ

[10:17:48] hey you guys want to buy some G fuel misto's mmm the flavor fees barely oh that's

[10:17:55] a good one yeah it's 500 dollars please it makes you with a little blackjack

[10:18:00] it's you very focused I'm wondering yeah 500 please

[10:18:08] let's go downstairs i'll get some cash okay i'll just give it to you now

[10:18:14] then let's find this one and how much do you want to go pay for it

[10:18:18] this one yeah it makes you really get a blackjack

[10:18:26] thanks oh yeah

[10:18:32] chicory this is on the ground too i think it's great you've put a good

[10:18:35] work ethic oh wow

[10:18:43] Alright, see you guys at the tables later Jimmy. Call me if you want more

[10:18:49] Yeah, we can watch it in your little

[10:18:52] My

[10:18:55] Yeah, no problem this door go downstairs. You want a race?

[10:19:05] Okay. Yeah. Hey, I have your stuff. All right. Come on. Let's go across to you. Actually,

[10:19:44] wait, is it just money? You want more? I don't have enough for more, but it's too bad about

[10:19:51] Wow, I don't know. I'm wanting pretty well. Oh, hold on give me a second

[10:20:16] JD win a thousand more dollars this guy's fucking insane. What the fuck?

[10:20:21] Like actually what the fuck this is crazy. Thank you. I got

[10:20:27] No, I hand it over mr. Okay

[10:20:37] Here we go. I

[10:20:39] Don't even know what to say. That's so much money. Thank you, man. You made my fucking you made my month

[10:20:44] Thank you. That's nuts absolutely fucking insane

[10:20:49] Thank you insane. Thank you so much

[10:20:56] Suck him off. Okay to be fair $5,000 is I cannot give a $5,000 blow job

[10:21:04] That would that would be some wild shit

[10:21:09] Feel like my blow jobs would be maybe worth $50

[10:21:19] tsunami yeah, I'm gonna punish him first first

[10:21:22] Yeah

[10:21:23] I'm gonna punish him for role-playing

[10:21:27] There we go

[10:21:59] Yeah, it's a lot.

[10:22:03] Yeah, try not to look so...

[10:22:05] I apologize, Mayor Crimson.

[10:22:08] Hello.

[10:22:09] What a good day, man.

[10:22:30] What a good...

[10:22:32] ...fucking day.

[10:22:33] Six and out? No, I'm gonna stay on.

[10:22:50] I-I might just ride it out, dude.

[10:22:52] I gotta be up in five hours anyways.

[10:22:55] I don't know.

[10:23:00] Would I be saying that if you didn't get thousands of dollars for no reason?

[10:23:03] Hey, it's not for no reason.

[10:23:05] It's cause I'm a funny guy.

[10:23:06] guy because I'm a funny internet man it's for a good reason it's not about the

[10:23:13] RP with Jordan that's the problem. Podchip! Thanks for the fight! Appreciate it.

[10:23:21] That's nice. E-Clown. Yeah. You're gonna be both starting a job a day. You liked

[10:23:32] Anjulio brother? Bourbon? Whiskey? Etc. My fave but damn some nice tequila.

[10:23:37] I'm a tequila man

[10:23:41] I've been getting into wines actually recently funny enough I

[10:23:49] Like yeah, I like bourbon. Thanks for the 420. This is too much money. This is really too much money. I

[10:23:56] mean, if you're giving it out, but

[10:23:59] I'm a tequila guy. Yep. I like whiskey. I

[10:24:09] Do like whiskey I like

[10:24:15] um that habiki harmony that shit's good or any of the habiki's really that

[10:24:24] shit's really fucking good do I like gin fuck no I don't like gin fuck no I

[10:24:30] don't yeah habiki's really good I like G fuel and vodka very good did uh Topo

[10:24:48] Chico's new seltzer's are fucking gas those are so good man those are good

[10:24:55] Please don't delete the VOD?

[10:25:02] Why would I delete the VOD?

[10:25:03] I'm not a fucking epic quit out of this shit.

[10:25:05] That is such fail fucking RPG.

[10:25:07] What the fuck is that, dude?

[10:25:09] Nothing that bad happened.

[10:25:10] There's been worse.

[10:25:11] And anytime I get nervous about any banner that might have happened though, I...

[10:25:22] try to remind myself of, uh, where the bar is at on this website.

[10:25:37] I'm pretty sure.

[10:25:38] I-I don't-I normally, uh, I don't know.

[10:25:42] What's this?

[10:25:47] So literally has the artwork is his title. Yeah, sometimes he does as long as soda keeps saying it. We're I think we're good

[10:25:57] Achieve your goals and be good aspirations think bigger think bigger. I have no idea what is happening in this conversation

[10:26:05] I have no idea what is happening

[10:26:08] place to be told this guy is no wonder why this guy is a security guard drugs but I told

[10:26:17] you me the drugs but Jimmy things perceive cells Jimmy the drugs you know if you do business

[10:26:22] with your phone Gary and achieve your goals yeah I got a little there's some layers I am

[10:26:38] bummed that Gary didn't work out man check the other clip which one you guys are linking

[10:26:48] so many I'm wrangler and you've been wrangled pal bro try to help us yeah I

[10:26:55] gotta do that I'll do it right now it's the same clip oh is it okay the titles

[10:27:06] are just different you're only 15 you could probably wait a few years anyway

[10:28:17] bro this guy's like an omega oiler what the fuck

[10:28:26] one man's all the time you know shit

[10:28:34] hello

[10:28:38] hey mom

[10:28:40] stay out of trouble

[10:28:48] he's my son he's a little special

[10:28:50] hello Jimmy

[10:29:05] hello mister

[10:29:07] how you doing

[10:29:09] uh

[10:29:18] dude JD went absolutely fucking insane

[10:29:20] I don't even know what to say anymore

[10:29:22] Thank you, obviously. That's a very kind, two kinds.

[10:29:29] Really. But I do appreciate it. That's really nice of you.

[10:29:33] Thank you. Insane. Omega Euler.

[10:29:38] Like actually, so many refunds? No, I don't think so.

[10:29:58] My club is kind of meta. It looks legit to me.

[10:30:07] Which is crazy, because I only ship.

[10:30:10] Mom's credit card, Bussin'.

[10:30:12] you know man sometimes I think that I'm wealthy but then someone throws around

[10:30:18] thousands of dollars like it's nothing and I'm just like sheesh some people

[10:30:26] really do just got it like that hey oh hey I think something washed washed away

[10:30:35] my head a bit of a headache yeah yeah so I still have some more money for you

[10:30:45] Yeah, why meet me at my home, Mr.

[10:30:48] Okay, I'll see you there. Oh, why?

[10:30:51] Why?

[10:30:53] What is a 13k couch look like I don't know good or restoration hardware is website and look at their couches

[10:30:58] And there are nothing about oil or death not more than the majority of the time bro should hit the boat sometime bowling smoking

[10:31:32] Guns you name it just saying bro great entertainment brother

[10:31:40] smoking guns

[10:31:49] drugs

[10:31:50] Don't do drugs not anymore. I don't

[10:32:02] Thanks for the thousands of dollars though. That's fucking crazy

[10:32:07] Do you pay for my prosthetic ball? Actually? Yeah new ball boys new ball height new ball height

[10:32:34] Wait, is this like

[10:32:36] Judges oh

[10:32:38] You can call a judge now

[10:32:44] Actually

[10:32:45] Those 13k cats look like regular cats. The restoration are the ones, bro. You got to sit on it, bro

[10:33:09] Yeah, come up here

[10:33:11] Okay

[10:33:21] Okay, well, I wasn't joined the nice donations

[10:33:24] And to you Flugger Aaron paintball is the greatest character idea of all time. Holy Jesse sticks you Flugger

[10:33:33] He has the power of paintball friendship and teamwork. You promised us you Flugger

[10:33:39] You got but you guys think this is the greatest character. All right. What do you want?

[10:33:42] Good morning.

[10:33:54] Hi, good morning.

[10:33:56] That's so long.

[10:33:58] Snack special is thanks to my new primes!

[10:34:00] Appreciate the prime. Check those primes.

[10:34:02] Yeah.

[10:34:04] See you out there next to money, Mr. Wall.

[10:34:10] Yeah, that's the money right here.

[10:34:12] Yeah, keep it coming, Mr. Wall.

[10:34:14] Oh, there's another $2 bill.

[10:34:33] Oh, alright.

[10:34:35] Thank you.

[10:34:45] I know.

[10:34:50] This is the best character.

[10:34:52] character. You're right as always.

[10:34:54] Alright, this will probably be the last you get for a while.

[10:34:57] For a while?

[10:34:59] Yeah. I mean, I wish you could come to me soon with more money. I'm pretty close to being out.

[10:35:08] How much I get, huh?

[10:35:10] Yeah, alright, good luck. I'll probably be out soon, though, forever.

[10:35:16] Okay, we'll see you around.

[10:35:18] Okay.

[10:35:19] Bye.

[10:35:20] Hey, what's up, son? How you doing, mate?

[10:35:49] Hey, can you call Bessam for the Wii Up?

[10:35:51] Yeah, you got the $25,000?

[10:35:55] Yeah, I got it.

[10:35:56] You okay? What's that?

[10:35:58] Yeah, some guy, some angry man is trying to chase me right now, but it's fine. I'm going away.

[10:36:04] Okay, where are you, mate?

[10:36:06] I just left my house.

[10:36:09] Okay, uh, where the fuck do you live?

[10:36:12] You know what?

[10:36:14] Yeah.

[10:36:15] Yeah, nah. I'll come pick you up, mate. We'll get the 25 grand, give it to me and cash so I can send it to Bassam.

[10:36:21] Alright?

[10:36:22] Okay.

[10:36:23] Alright.

[10:36:24] Hey!

[10:36:25] Hey, I'm here, mate.

[10:36:26] Yeah, mate. In the car. In the car, actually, mate.

[10:36:34] Over here.

[10:36:35] Right.

[10:36:36] Jesus Christ.

[10:36:40] I hope you didn't look at your mother's fucking vagina in there in that fucking middle, mate.

[10:36:44] She had her legs wide open. See that shit?

[10:36:46] Yeah, I was scared.

[10:36:48] Oh, fuck, we might have to kill somebody.

[10:37:04] Wee-wee!

[10:37:05] Yeah, y'all that fuck you.

[10:37:08] I know you're a cool shit, and you couldn't bring your buddy up to it, but you sure

[10:37:19] gotta be up there.

[10:37:20] You know what's happening?

[10:37:21] There's no problem.

[10:37:22] What's your fucking problem, mate?

[10:37:24] You're stronger than I am. I need my eight hours or I'm useless.

[10:37:27] I can shit the bill!

[10:37:28] Throw all the dough.

[10:37:31] You're that shit.

[10:37:35] That standing jet ski does sound tempting.

[10:37:39] Yeah, she was mean.

[10:37:41] Thanks man, seriously. I don't even know what to say. Thank you.

[10:37:44] That's actually crazy.

[10:37:45] You're insane. You're a madman.

[10:37:48] Grace, this is how you fuck someone's day out.

[10:37:50] Hold on, mate.

[10:37:55] Screw you, hippie!

[10:37:57] Anyways, let's go to the bank and get this cash before we kill ourselves.

[10:38:00] Let's do it again!

[10:38:02] Yeah, screw you fucking hippie!

[10:38:20] Let's get that.

[10:38:22] Earned more than I did in a year from a random guy donating day.

[10:38:26] You earn less than $6,000 a year?

[10:38:29] That's not good.

[10:38:34] Yes? That's really not good.

[10:38:37] Sorry.

[10:38:51] Um, I mean, she can live in across the road and that shit all night.

[10:38:54] You wanna just live upstairs?

[10:38:56] Yeah, I guess I'm going.

[10:38:58] Uh, I don't know, like I'm gonna die, but I don't know if I should take you to that step yet.

[10:39:03] We did just have therapy and we were still being a bit of a pussy.

[10:39:06] Yeah, I thought it might be kind of cool if I, like, you know, got the boards off there and wet people with there.

[10:39:12] And then like the people that live there, I just sell G Fuel too.

[10:39:16] And then they just sell with there and like different wombs.

[10:39:19] And then I could just, I wouldn't even have to wait.

[10:39:21] Yeah, they told that a fucking crack house mate.

[10:39:23] A what?

[10:39:24] I crack house mate. That's what this what's a quack. You know, I don't worry about that

[10:39:31] Just give us the fucking cash your knucklehead, and I'm gonna get some gear

[10:39:36] Man, I'll go get bathroom to get you some gear

[10:39:39] cross

[10:39:42] Basin to call me

[10:39:44] I'm gonna go to the park. I cut the rubbish yesterday

[10:39:49] Isn't that the cut that shot us in Robbys yesterday the big nose Tony cut?

[10:39:53] Yeah, we're supposed to be good though, but I mean

[10:39:58] Well, I mean it's up to you

[10:39:59] They gave me what they owed me and they was like make sure I was in man

[10:40:02] And I was like, well, I don't know.

[10:40:04] That's not a proper auto's decision.

[10:40:05] I don't know.

[10:40:08] Hey, mate.

[10:40:12] How you going, pal?

[10:40:14] Where's my gun and my money?

[10:40:16] Oh, I'm happy that you're back, dog.

[10:40:19] No, no, no, no.

[10:40:20] You might have paid his back here.

[10:40:22] Rob me, you took my gun and my money,

[10:40:24] and my other shit too.

[10:40:25] I did do that, dog.

[10:40:26] I told you that I couldn't speak for him.

[10:40:29] I mean, if he's going to be manned, then.

[10:40:31] That shit long gone.

[10:40:32] Oh, I'm going to get the fuck out of the casino.

[10:40:35] Welcome back.

[10:40:36] I

[10:40:47] That was yeah, if you see me need something to fucking leave until he gives me 20 grand. Oh, why?

[10:41:05] I just give him coke

[10:41:13] Hey, listen, mister

[10:41:20] You know with what I are calling everything and it's nothing personal

[10:41:24] But my daddy said that you and your friends can't come back until you give him $20,000

[10:41:29] Mr.. Lot's not happening. You know, I'll tell you that they go fuck himself

[10:41:33] All right

[10:41:38] Jesus Christ. Hey, Tony said to fuck yourself

[10:41:42] Are they yeah, you yeah, he's getting on the bike. What do you say cut?

[10:41:57] she's

[10:41:58] Hey, what's up Jim?

[10:42:00] Hey, you're doing all right, you hear what I think?

[10:42:03] Yeah, I did.

[10:42:04] Yeah, I did.

[10:42:05] All right, you heard the boy.

[10:42:06] You heard the boy, you took him out for water, right?

[10:42:09] Yeah.

[10:42:10] All right, you heard the fucking boy.

[10:42:12] You don't have to leave no fucking mercy, OK?

[10:42:15] My dad wants to get my mama fucked.

[10:42:17] OK, I mean, yeah, that's what mom and dad's do.

[10:42:27] Yeah, I guess that's true, probably.

[10:42:29] I mean, that's how you came to be.

[10:42:34] You know what I mean?

[10:42:35] He said that if I give a cool fuck a harpy could attack me

[10:42:40] No, I hope he's cut attack it, which is why you always double bag it Jim. You understand me

[10:42:45] All right, it doesn't it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how hot she is. I rate you always double bag it

[10:42:50] Put a bag over her head and then a heart they won't attack me

[10:42:54] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm talking about

[10:42:59] Put a bag over her head put two bags over her head and then a harpy won't attack us

[10:43:16] I didn't say that just dropped all that money. That's crazy. I guess just dropping thousand dollars talking about drugs on twitch

[10:43:53] That's fucking cool

[10:43:58] That's actually badass

[10:44:01] Damn, that's fucking sick. You guys think he's fucked up

[10:44:18] On a Sunday

[10:44:21] It is

[10:44:29] He said brother in the donation

[10:44:40] full of times

[10:44:42] you think it's gonna get refunded? I don't know man I think that rich people just

[10:44:46] wake up from nights where they blew a bunch of money and they're just like oh

[10:44:49] well just like fuck it yeah like me with mine it's about a thousand dollar to

[10:45:15] bottle wants to treat myself every bottle I've got since then has been

[10:45:20] under you know what it doesn't matter okay it doesn't matter don't tell me

[10:45:28] was it worth it yeah it's pretty fucking good 200 is the max price after that's a

[10:45:51] scam I don't know I don't think so man I don't think so personally who says I

[10:46:10] say salmon salmon right Solomon isn't that that shit you get from chicken who's

[10:46:48] that king not if you wash it first you know whatever I'm just thinking about

[10:47:12] it I know to say salmon right but whatever I'm reading salmon like the

[10:47:16] word I always want to like sometimes I sound stupid in front of a waiter because

[10:47:20] I'm just like what the fuck man they'd like it always looks so fucked up to me

[10:47:24] you know what I'm saying yeah say the L

[10:47:35] Solomon yeah that's not fucking right that's you with Wednesday you read it

[10:47:44] Wednesday Wednesday yeah that's not right

[10:47:48] why is there an L in that? to piss you off? I'm with you guys on this.

[10:48:18] I fell off my bike. Well there's doctors behind me.

[10:48:22] Oh why? Hey Maeve. It's too early for this.

[10:48:28] I fell off my bike, lady. Aw, let's get you some bandages.

[10:48:32] Yeah. Will you give my dad a fuck?

[10:48:35] I

[10:48:39] Okay, the same thing he said that I should come and tell you to give him a fuck

[10:48:52] Okay

[10:49:47] Oh God.

[10:49:47] Oh! Oh!

[10:49:48] P. Dandy. PpDandy.

[10:49:53] PpDandy. PpDandy.

[10:49:56] PpDandy. PpDandy.

[10:50:00] PpDandy. PpDandy.

[10:50:02] PpDandy. PpDandy.

[10:50:05] PpDandy. PpDandy.

[10:50:30] Hey, Mister War. Hey Mister War, you like the gamble?

[10:50:37] Hell, I lost the gamble.

[10:50:38] Yeah, do you like Bartjack?

[10:50:40] Yeah, but she lost hundreds of thousands in fucking black and ha-

[10:50:44] I can't hope you make more, Mr War.

[10:50:45] How's that?

[10:50:47] You gotta use this G Fuel, it makes you really focused.

[10:50:50] It gives you a lot of energy.

[10:50:51] Yeah, you're like really focused on the cars,

[10:50:54] but really sharp.

[10:50:56] Okay, is it one of those things where it's like a pouch

[10:50:58] and you like stick it in your anus and it melts,

[10:51:00] or is it like swallow, or what is it?

[10:51:02] Well, you're supposed to dry scoop it and then snort it,

[10:51:05] but yeah, you could probably do that.

[10:51:06] I don't know, Mr. Orf.

[10:51:08] You can do whatever you want with it if you buy it.

[10:51:09] I don't care.

[10:51:11] Oh, hello.

[10:51:12] How much is the G Fuel?

[10:51:13] 500 a bag.

[10:51:14] okay so you like you put it in a bag okay yeah I got I got it scooped up

[10:51:20] individually okay what flavor is it phase berry phase berry oh that's what

[10:51:26] flavor okay yeah let me get let me get the bag okay just one yeah just one

[10:51:32] I want to you know simple it okay I'm gonna put it in your car mr. give me the

[10:51:35] money first okay how many dollars five hundred four bag mr. five hundred okay

[10:51:41] What's your uh, what's your weapon?

[10:52:06] 57.

[10:52:07] Right, I don't know, listen, the shit better make me with a lot of fucking money.

[10:52:16] Here's my number, call me if you want more, Mr. Wanda.

[10:52:18] Yeah, hello, Wanda.

[10:52:21] You guarantee me winning or what?

[10:52:23] Yeah, won't probably make you drive better too, will we?

[10:52:26] Oh, this is my cousin Bro, this is my cousin, wasn't he?

[10:52:30] Yeah, it'll definitely help you win, you'll be focused on the cards and will

[10:52:32] we shop?

[10:52:33] Oh, hello, okay.

[10:52:34] All right.

[10:52:35] I'ma do the first technique that I told you.

[10:52:38] Alright. It's in your quad box. Do it now so I know you're cool.

[10:52:42] Probably might put it down in a fucking spoiler.

[10:52:47] Alright. Yeah.

[10:52:56] Hello? What are you calling?

[10:53:03] Hello? Yeah.

[10:53:05] I'm definitely gonna call you again bro.

[10:53:07] Okay Mr. O, save my number.

[10:53:09] Okay, hello? Listen, someone left me stuck in the back of my throat.

[10:53:12] Uh, you got any water?

[10:53:14] Yeah, I can give you water.

[10:53:16] here you go mr. thanks bro yeah no problem what's your name Jackie snow

[10:53:24] the plow man oh shit Jackie snow the plow man

[10:53:29] I'm George George Petrozan I'd like to meet you George mr. I'll be keeping in

[10:53:36] contact with you okay okay mr. okay what Omega Euler say the FOA and more

[10:54:10] or the biggest pansies so sad I got you guys these idiots answer the other lines

[10:54:15] before I pass out you understand what's a BF what's a BOFA Bank of America

[10:54:28] Bofa I got wait why both of these nuts okay I'm glad that we at least agree

[10:55:02] red is the best wine American or Italian though Italian definitely Italian

[10:55:25] right? Shit is a big damsel and we're going to find this.

[10:55:36] No! What's this?

[10:55:38] Pilbus, Pilbus, Pibbus.

[10:55:40] I'm going to get you before the storm. What's your number, Mr. O?

[10:55:57] Uh, 220.

[10:55:58] Okay. Oh, I'm Mr. O. I'm going to ping you in a second, okay?

[10:56:02] Alright, dope. No problem.

[10:56:03] No way.

[10:56:05] Yes, way.

[10:56:14] You're going to get the white, white wines?

[10:56:17] I don't like, I don't know. I like reds.

[10:56:20] I've had a white wine. It's too sweet.

[10:56:34] Reds are 2,000 times better. Yeah, I feel like the uh, flit

[10:56:40] Okay, stick with me here. I feel like the uh,

[10:56:44] diversity in like flavor profiles you can get with reds is, you know what?

[10:56:49] I don't need to explain myself to you motherfuckers, okay? All right. You agree? Thanks.

[10:56:58] It's true though. Thank you.

[10:57:01] Snobby wine. That's not even snobby!

[10:57:05] I just feel like they're like with reds sometimes you can get it where it's a little more sweet and

[10:57:10] Sometimes it'll be like a little more dry with which I like sometimes it's kind of spicy, you know

[10:57:15] There's it's just I feel like reds can you there's a nice variety with reds. All right, that's all I'm saying

[10:57:26] And then whites to it's just too sweet

[10:57:31] Any time I've had a white wine. I saw this really really sweet spicy. Yeah, man

[10:57:49] Sometimes that should have a nice spice to it. Maybe I've had bad white wine. I don't know

[10:58:05] Do you like pork? Did you mean to say pot?

[10:58:28] Portland is not that place where you can do drugs now or something?

[10:58:32] No, what's pork? What is that? Is that kind of wine?

[10:58:39] Hey, oh

[10:58:41] He's back. Did someone just call me out being Italian? Yes, true. I'm three quarters hybrid Southern country

[10:58:53] No matter in fact I won five hundred dollars off a drunk dude in Providence, R.H.

[10:58:57] Not believing I was from Houston slash ATX my whole life

[10:59:00] Is that that place where you can do drugs now or something?

[10:59:03] No, what's port? What is that? Is that kind of wine?

[10:59:11] Heyo. Uh oh. He's back.

[10:59:18] Wait, did someone just call me out being Italian?

[10:59:21] Yes, truly, three-quarters hybrid southern country.

[10:59:24] No, whatever.

[10:59:25] Matter of fact, I won $500 off a drunk dude in Providence, RH,

[10:59:28] not believing I was from Houston slash ATX my whole life.

[10:59:31] And BTW, you guys always good energy. Trust.

[10:59:35] There you go.

[10:59:41] Thanks for the 420. It's a lot of money.

[10:59:44] There's some good energy in here.

[10:59:50] I swear, this is the best chat on Twitch

[10:59:55] on Moon's off days.

[10:59:57] 100%. This is the best...

[11:00:01] on Wednesdays and Sundays. This chat is the best on...

[11:00:06] Hey, come up here, Mr. War. I got something for you.

[11:00:12] There's stairs. Take the stairs.

[11:00:21] All right. I'm gonna put it in the bag.

[11:00:23] All right, here you go, Mr. All.

[11:00:30] This is for helping me out.

[11:00:33] Oh, shit.

[11:00:34] All right, bit.

[11:00:35] Yeah, but if you like it, then you can call me for more.

[11:00:38] All right.

[11:00:39] All right.

[11:00:40] If you need a pineapple, anybody else?

[11:00:43] Just hit me up, all right?

[11:00:44] Yeah, I'll write.

[11:00:45] I probably will.

[11:00:46] All right.

[11:00:47] Sounds good.

[11:00:48] Be safe, Jimmy.

[11:00:49] All right, Mr. All.

[11:00:51] I've never been to Rhode Island.

[11:01:17] I've never been to New York at all.

[11:01:25] It's a shit all.

[11:01:26] I have been to Boston a lot, though, and I like Boston,

[11:01:28] but all the all the white on white racism is just really well just racism in general

[11:01:35] it's just out of hand there it's really it's boston's scary boston's true racist

[11:01:51] dude i swear boston is the only place in america where you can get fucked up for being the wrong

[11:01:57] kind of white it's the only it's the only fucking place it should be scary only place

[11:02:17] I know of at least

[11:02:19] Have I tried being Jewish in any large city?

[11:02:27] No, I've never tried being Jewish. No reason specifically. I

[11:02:48] Just haven't tried it

[11:02:51] However, if I had a friend that was

[11:02:55] Practicing that and they invited me to

[11:03:00] You know a temple or some sort of

[11:03:03] Jewish holiday, I would accept to experience the culture.

[11:03:08] It's unreasonable.

[11:03:24] Yeah, I've just never, uh, the opportunity hasn't came up.

[11:03:32] I guess he converted to Judaism just to make you do that.

[11:03:54] Well, then I would maybe say, uh, you know, Max, I think you might be doing this for the wrong reasons.

[11:04:00] This could come off as offensive.

[11:04:03] I think would be my reply to that.

[11:04:09] You can't convert to Judaism?

[11:04:24] Really? Is that true? I don't know.

[11:04:26] I thought you- Yeah, you can. You can, right? You can convert.

[11:04:29] You can, but it's hard.

[11:04:35] It's hard?

[11:04:49] Sorry, but not really.

[11:04:50] Yeah, you gotta do like that- that ceremony, right? Like...

[11:04:56] When you become a man, right?

[11:04:59] What's it called? Bar Mitzvah?

[11:05:09] Is there any religion you can't convert to? It's not like a gang, right?

[11:05:14] You don't got to be born into that shit

[11:05:18] I'll be born into that shit

[11:05:24] Get jumped in get jumped into Judaism

[11:05:31] Hey, here's some

[11:05:48] Some G's believe you're not real do if your mom isn't

[11:05:57] Hey, you got you need some stuff to keep you walking long going fast on this to us

[11:06:01] Oh yeah sure do. I got some really good G Fuel.

[11:06:06] Oh shit G Fuel. Okay.

[11:06:09] Yeah it's 500 a bag.

[11:06:11] 500 a bag.

[11:06:12] I mean this stuff it's gonna keep you warm. You're gonna get through your room like

[11:06:14] way faster Mr.

[11:06:16] Alright I'll take two bags. I don't know what's the number I'll give you.

[11:06:20] Oh you have G Fuel?

[11:06:21] Yeah. 415-07-069-25. Yeah I got G Fuel. You guys want some fuel?

[11:06:30] yeah how much is g fuel 500 a bag it's you're gonna be really fast you're gonna

[11:06:35] be real focused you're gonna get done with work so quick

[11:06:38] what flavor is it? phase barely yeah oh my god I might I might get some g fuel

[11:06:45] 500 a bag you should buy some what about you mr. back there yeah what do you sell

[11:06:54] I got G fuel for 7G4, there you go again.

[11:07:01] It's just like energy supplement and it makes you really really focused, really focused

[11:07:10] crystal.

[11:07:11] It's like a pre-workout of a dinner.

[11:07:13] Yeah, it makes you really good at blackjack.

[11:07:16] It's for gamers.

[11:07:18] Oh, I'm a gamer.

[11:07:20] Yeah.

[11:07:21] Yes, you were wrong about religion.

[11:07:22] What does that game mean?

[11:07:23] Did you get uh did you get that money yeah, I got it

[11:07:34] We'll try to find my direct contact

[11:07:38] No, you talked me through doughnuts. What's that miss or who?

[11:07:49] You do you want something so I know me me. Yeah, what is that game where?

[11:07:53] it's like a it's like you know for night for it now no you know like a

[11:08:03] tick tock what is a ticket talk yeah I don't know how else to explain it than

[11:08:08] mr. oh there's a game the boomers play minecraft Mike I know I know oh yeah

[11:08:15] minecraft it's like what you play there yeah yeah yeah is that the the square

[11:08:23] game yeah I know it yeah yeah what what it does then what you like really fast

[11:08:33] like you're gonna get done with work really fast you're gonna be out of here

[11:08:38] I want some how I five hundred yeah it's like coffee yeah that's five hundred

[11:08:43] Okay, I don't have any cash though.

[11:08:48] Let's use your phone.

[11:08:51] I'll give you one of mine. Let's just do this. I'll give you one of mine.

[11:09:01] I'll just give you one of mine to test it out.

[11:09:04] Yeah, I want to try this shit.

[11:09:08] Alright, here you go. You got my number, right?

[11:09:12] Yeah, I got your number.

[11:09:13] if you want more mr. Oh okay okay yeah just call me if you want more here do it so I know you guys are cool

[11:09:22] share what was your name hell game bino hell game bino yeah

[11:09:32] he's all right oh are you the gambler kid yeah gambling oh shit

[11:09:40] Wait, there's- there's-

[11:09:41] I lost my game.

[11:09:42] I lost my game.

[11:09:42] One-one free HP guys.

[11:09:44] Oh my god.

[11:09:44] This will all be with Blackjack!

[11:09:47] Wait, really?

[11:09:48] Yeah, it makes you focused and-

[11:09:49] Oh my god.

[11:09:50] Will we show up on the table?

[11:09:51] I'm mixing this up with my water bottle.

[11:09:53] Yeah.

[11:09:54] I-I-I need to put this rubbish down.

[11:10:00] I don't want to get trash juice.

[11:10:02] It won't take very long.

[11:10:04] Bye, Mistor!

[11:10:05] I'm trying to look and find my direct contact.

[11:10:16] Okay, this is not the real guy, I don't think.

[11:10:30] Did you really just say just how freedom goes?

[11:10:34] really? If not gay and nothing wrong with being gay but really with that answer? I love your channel bro, keep killing it, take care.

[11:10:43] Listen, I'll be honest, okay?

[11:10:52] No, I don't think it is.

[11:10:55] Okay, listen, here's the thing, alright.

[11:11:00] I typically don't hang out with people that I don't know.

[11:11:04] Okay?

[11:11:06] And I'm sorry, alright?

[11:11:08] You seem like a nice guy, but I don't want to be murdered in a shed, okay?

[11:11:13] All right, I think that's fair.

[11:11:19] Hung out with you, well I hung out, now hold on, I hung out with you at a convention, all

[11:11:24] right?

[11:11:25] And I don't think I'm going to go to conventions anymore, because I don't think I want to

[11:11:27] be shot in the face, okay?

[11:11:29] Where would I prefer to be murdered?

[11:11:41] It's not the location that is the problem.

[11:11:49] I do now with all that being said I do really appreciate

[11:11:54] the thousands of dollars and the hundreds of gifted subs.

[11:11:56] All right. I really do.

[11:12:00] But uh, you know, and I don't want to lead you on by saying

[11:12:03] Hey, maybe if you watch a little bit and we could get to know

[11:12:06] each other. I don't want to lead you on.

[11:12:24] But uh, you know, no, it's not the guy you thought it's

[11:12:42] not come to you pussy. Are you srs? I've never met new

[11:12:46] BTW ever yeah, it's tiny direct email or WE contacts so you can understand brother are you for real? Wow

[11:12:54] Okay, look

[11:12:57] Here's the thing. All right. All right. Let's news

[11:13:05] All right, look if you want I think it's

[11:13:14] Relatively easy to contact me on discord. All right, so if you want to reach out to me, that's fine, but you know

[11:13:21] Be real

[11:13:22] You can hit me up on discord if you want, but I don't think we're gonna hang out

[11:13:29] And again, I'm just I I'm trying to be nice. All right. I really am. I really am okay

[11:13:38] But I usually why not?

[11:13:41] Listen, I don't normally hang out with people that aren't from the same set as me. All right

[11:13:54] What are you doing? What are you guys doing?

[11:13:59] We look for a bike for racing so

[11:14:01] I'm not really trying to sell it. No

[11:14:05] I got something I probably hope you guys waste though

[11:14:09] What is it?

[11:14:10] Yeah follow me Miss Fuss

[11:14:12] Yeah I'm relatively easy to contact the discord if you would like to talk about this a little more in private

[11:14:21] Maybe, here you go

[11:14:25] It's just some sort of a new truck, aww, a new sport drink

[11:14:28] No I got some stuff, yeah it's like a, it's called G Fuel

[11:14:31] It's called make your own G Fuel

[11:14:33] We'll be fast and focused up a waste

[11:14:35] how much does it cost? 500 a bag, Mr. Oh. Okay. Can I win one? Yeah. What's your phone

[11:14:48] number? 415-070-6925. Study 1-1-2. There you go. Thanks, Mr. Oh. All right, let's start

[11:15:16] the event in all two of you. Yeah, you guys are going to win the race because of this

[11:15:21] stuff I'm telling you mistos what flavor g fuel is it phase barely oh that's a

[11:15:28] good one the hell is face baby yeah it's good trust me you guys go thank you

[11:15:33] you can get this you just took both oh it's just a bag oh all right well thank

[11:15:45] you here you go face barely g fuel well you can snort it if you want that's

[11:15:56] I mean, I mix it with water, but if we know I give it to a stone said I don't know why

[11:16:01] All right, so when you get some water to mix it. Yeah

[11:16:06] All right, well, thank you. Good work on the waste. Mr.

[11:16:09] Or is call me if you want more G fuel you have my number white. Yeah

[11:16:39] Slow coke right under a security camera. Oh, come on. Those aren't plugged in normally

[11:16:45] Love your content. I listen to stream every day. Where where do you work? I don't know where you work

[11:17:01] game's up those tall business had a pizza place that sounds cool I wish there

[11:17:13] was good pizza in Austin pizza here fucking sucks there is man is there not

[11:17:27] hell no dude I'm gonna be real I might fuck around and like try it like I might

[11:17:33] see like what the dominoes is like cuz I like the local places I've been to

[11:17:38] it they're not they're really they're not buzzing I might fuck around to you

[11:17:43] what the dominoes is is like your home slice i mean home side home slices i mean it's straight

[11:17:49] it's all right it's cool call that's all i don't know he's probably just going to make

[11:18:12] yo what's going on how you doing me know i was making wondering if you need any body

[11:18:19] god action or if you're doing good yeah i'm doing okay how are you scruffy i'm doing okay i'm

[11:18:24] I'm just clowning around, you know me.

[11:18:26] Oh, I, yeah, I'll come pick you up where you are.

[11:18:30] I'm at the pier, you want me to meet you at the front?

[11:18:32] Yeah, I gotta get my, my mo-bed fixed,

[11:18:35] but as soon as I'm done with that, I'll come to you.

[11:18:38] All right, goodbye, Hephae.

[11:18:39] I'll see you around.

[11:18:40] Oh, it's coffee.

[11:18:41] Bye.

[11:18:43] We've had pizza press?

[11:18:44] No.

[11:18:49] We won't find good pizza in Austin,

[11:18:50] but barbecue on the other end?

[11:18:53] Yeah, definitely good barbecue.

[11:18:56] Good, just like tacos, too, man.

[11:18:58] Just Mexican food here, that shit's good.

[11:19:02] Dude, honestly, like, it's just Asian food here in general.

[11:19:07] Like, all of it.

[11:19:09] It's really good, like Indian food.

[11:19:11] Fucking a lot of good Vietnamese food.

[11:19:15] Yeah, there's a lot of good Vietnamese food here.

[11:19:24] Thai? Yeah, there's good Thai food here too.

[11:19:29] There's just a lot of good food here, man.

[11:19:39] Oh, sheesh.

[11:19:46] In-pat, four, oh my God.

[11:19:53] Dude, people were just running over it all day.

[11:19:58] Greek food?

[11:20:02] I don't know if I've ever had Greek food.

[11:20:06] I'm glad to like, was it?

[11:20:10] Euros, right?

[11:20:13] Gyros?

[11:20:14] Gyros, thank you.

[11:20:16] Yeah.

[11:20:20] Euros is the currency.

[11:20:30] Baklava?

[11:20:30] Oh, dude.

[11:20:32] Good baklava is fucking crazy.

[11:20:35] That shit is fire.

[11:20:38] I just want to be friends with Penta.

[11:20:41] Look, I feel bad, all right?

[11:20:42] What do you mean we do?

[11:20:43] Okay, all right, here we go.

[11:20:45] Another don't know.

[11:20:48] Penta pole.

[11:20:49] See what your community says.

[11:20:51] All right, are you sure?

[11:20:53] Penta pole are a chat and see what our community

[11:20:55] thoughts you want IRL content.

[11:20:57] You know what I mean in real life content

[11:20:59] which has never seen.

[11:21:00] Oh shit.

[11:21:01] That's up to you sleep on that brother.

[11:21:03] You do you, but I pray your head

[11:21:05] and get your head right before water is 60 and below.

[11:21:08] That's actually a good point.

[11:21:10] Wait, does it get that cold?

[11:21:20] I think he's talking about the lake chat.

[11:21:22] I don't think he's talking about dumping my body in the lake.

[11:21:26] He's just talking about the lake.

[11:21:28] IRL murder?

[11:21:32] Yes, it is.

[11:21:37] IRL murder stream.

[11:21:39] It does get that cold?

[11:21:41] In Texas?

[11:21:43] All right, mods, get the pull up.

[11:21:47] I get the pull up.

[11:21:50] I don't know.

[11:21:58] Snowed?

[11:21:59] That's true.

[11:22:09] Get my head right.

[11:22:13] All right, look, I tell you what.

[11:22:14] Like I said, I'm easy to contact.

[11:22:17] All right.

[11:22:19] I'm easy to contact on Discord.

[11:22:28] There you go.

[11:22:29] I'm easy to contact on Discord.

[11:22:31] Easy?

[11:22:32] I really am.

[11:22:43] I am easy to contact.

[11:22:44] I just don't like to message my mods back

[11:22:46] because they piss me off.

[11:22:57] Fucking Chris.

[11:23:04] I'm about to get a lot of Discord messages.

[11:23:05] Yeah, this one guy said penis.

[11:23:19] Wait, oh wait, I want to go get a repair car.

[11:23:21] Come on, I'm a bad woman.

[11:23:22] Is this stream ending?

[11:23:23] No, I don't know.

[11:23:25] No, I'll give you guys at least eight hours.

[11:23:31] Were you here for the IRL fan stream?

[11:23:35] Yeah, a lot of people were.

[11:23:46] In real life content, which is never seen, I'm sure.

[11:23:51] Hey.

[11:23:53] Baby, your bodyguard's waiting for you at the,

[11:23:55] there, are you okay?

[11:23:56] Is anything wrong?

[11:23:57] No, I just gotta fix my school law.

[11:23:59] Okay, do you have money for these?

[11:24:03] Okay, I, Skruffy's waiting here for you.

[11:24:05] How are you?

[11:24:06] driving around the city is such a fuck on a bike it's such a fucking hazard

[11:24:16] penta willing to meet with viewers and private money I didn't say that okay

[11:24:26] that's not what I said for a lot of money actually the stream penta really

[11:24:41] appreciate you and love you man been a rough year

[11:24:43] I tweeted something nice like that whatever bro you're not interested it's

[11:24:54] So good. You may be pretty damn taller, but I have way on nice beard.

[11:24:58] Come on, J.B.

[11:24:59] You'd be a fool to pass up on this whether you'd do live or not, or even second or third

[11:25:02] live in the future.

[11:25:03] Hmm. That's so long.

[11:25:07] What?

[11:25:16] All right, we'll see. Now I'm a little...

[11:25:20] Now it's getting sexual.

[11:25:21] Hello, Mr. Whale. Hey, you want some G Fuel?

[11:25:40] Sure.

[11:25:41] How are you? It's five under the back. It's going to make you really get a black

[11:25:43] Jack come make it we we focused yeah you know helping it with blackjack yeah

[11:25:50] it won't be work I make a hundred thousand dollars a day using this 57

[11:26:02] Mr. I'm just a hundred grand a day yeah I wake up every day and make a hundred

[11:26:19] grand here you go mr. what am I doing with my life here call me if you want

[11:26:24] more it's really good stuff mr. all right I think I'm doing a meet up with

[11:26:42] fans at a rim fair uh i'm pretty sketched out by just like i don't know i feel like too

[11:26:51] many people hate me to meet up with fans like back in the day i was so down to do that kind of

[11:26:55] shit but now i don't know dude yeah definitely need you up if i need more yeah i'll like

[11:27:02] five one seven zero seven zero six nine two five they say five one seven whoops it's a

[11:27:31] Michigan area code. What's your name?

[11:27:33] First, I just have you as g fuel guy.

[11:27:36] Yeah, let's go to.

[11:27:48] All right, you're in there.

[11:27:49] Hi, Mr.

[11:27:51] Nice to meet you.

[11:27:55] That's your code from Lansing.

[11:27:57] Oh, God, I'm sorry.

[11:27:59] Hey, it's Timmy.

[11:28:03] Hey, Timmy.

[11:28:04] I give me why you why?

[11:28:07] Yeah, I'm going to wake you.

[11:28:08] Yeah, I'm awake by now.

[11:28:11] Oh, why?

[11:28:13] I'm biking around right now. I gotta get my

[11:28:15] My school to fix all right. Can I meet you somewhere? Yeah, I just I got a lot to tell you

[11:28:24] And I don't know how much longer I'm gonna be up

[11:28:28] We'll start and finish somewhere else. All right

[11:28:34] All right, we'll just go to just start meet me at home

[11:28:40] All right

[11:28:42] Yeah

[11:28:53] Listen JDC, I'm sure he's a really nice guy and I'm sure he's a lot of fun to hang out with

[11:28:57] But uh, you know

[11:29:05] Can you tell what kind of mask I'm wearing?

[11:29:11] You look like a dog. A dog goes

[11:29:18] Yeah, that's not right

[11:29:22] You're doing down here kid. This is not safe 7g fuel

[11:29:27] Night time and this is the south side man. Yeah, I'm sorry people out here

[11:29:31] like who like gsf and all of this guy it looks like it's dangerous

[11:29:43] he's like green armband i mean what is it oh wait really

[11:29:47] i just walked in here he's probably doing the same thing as usl and gfuel or the fuck you said

[11:29:54] why do you think that i don't know it's south side nighttime

[11:29:59] You should be a boys officer. Me? Yeah, you sound good at it, Miss Joy. Maybe I shouldn't be a good guy. I don't think they would take me though.

[11:30:12] I'm sure they'll hire people that have killed Leo's. Yeah. Who's Leo? Who's Leo? Oh yeah, don't worry about that. Have a great day. Bye, Miss Joy. See ya.

[11:30:28] Oh, the VODs on life support, but I also think I need to keep it up so I can document what led to my murder

[11:30:43] Might be played in a courtroom anyways

[11:30:58] No, I like I said I used to be honestly like I don't know

[11:31:04] Listen, I'm sure that he's a nice guy and he means well

[11:31:08] but I

[11:31:10] And I used to be down to do that kind of shit like if this was two years ago

[11:31:13] I'd totally be it down for it, but like you know lately with how many people have decided that they would kill me

[11:31:20] I thought maybe it might be a good idea to not put myself in positions where people could

[11:31:29] So like

[11:31:30] Even like conventions and shit like I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure I'm all good on that

[11:31:38] All right, there was a hard and beyond drunk and nearly

[11:31:40] 1.5 liters on down special k. I summer and some nice, but well there it is

[11:31:46] Mine. Okay. It always is. Well, Chad always take accountability for your actions and always tell the truth communication and honesty is everything

[11:32:08] Good don't know

[11:32:09] Saved life lessons with JD. There we go. Have fun. Uh, sounds like you're having fun

[11:32:35] Just don't

[11:32:40] Don't regret this. You might you might you might want to stop donating

[11:32:46] You might regret this in the morning. That's all

[11:32:48] I don't know

[11:32:53] keep milking him no i actually feel bad i'm considering turning doughnuts off

[11:32:58] because i feel bad i don't i don't want him to wake up and regret this

[11:33:01] shit you know but anytime i'm walking up and

[11:33:08] checked my venmo to some girl named sparkles i normally don't regret it i'm just like wow

[11:33:20] shit i mean i'm basically just an internet stripper right

[11:33:31] hey penta hey fan hello hang out sometime we can go to a dark county somewhere and i can

[11:33:36] show you my night collection and stuff and it totally won't be sketchy okay love

[11:33:40] you bye thank you

[11:34:06] I chase you

[11:34:08] what energy supplement like an energy drink samples you wanted me off the

[11:34:18] wall mr. oh I didn't need to sorry it's okay yeah that's all

[11:34:23] any samples no you can buy some of my one in a bag if you want you can buy a

[11:34:28] school what the fuck yeah it'll make you when we get a backjack

[11:34:35] really give me two three hundred no I don't want to try what it is yeah I was

[11:34:46] gonna say like what the fuck stay there do I have to stay in the world no I

[11:34:53] mean it's up to you man like you're a free person right no pull over pull over

[11:34:59] Yeah, it's dangerous.

[11:35:00] Okay.

[11:35:01] It's not like I have a farmer's market booth or something to be selling.

[11:35:20] Do you feel any?

[11:35:21] Got a store or something?

[11:35:23] No.

[11:35:24] Beach.

[11:35:25] Mouse.

[11:35:26] Beach.

[11:35:27] Beach.

[11:35:28] Mouse.

[11:35:29] Beach.

[11:35:30] Mouse.

[11:35:31] Beach.

[11:35:32] Beach.

[11:35:33] Mouse.

[11:35:34] Beach.

[11:35:35] Beach.

[11:35:36] Mouse.

[11:35:37] Beach.

[11:35:38] Mouse.

[11:35:39] Beach.

[11:35:40] Beach.

[11:35:41] Mouse.

[11:35:42] Thank you.

[11:35:43] That's nice.

[11:35:45] Just thinking about my wife and what I've become

[11:35:52] I thought you were like 12, dude

[11:35:55] 15

[11:36:07] Yeah, sorry, I don't know you just won't one mr. Yeah

[11:36:11] do you want blackjack? this stuff will make you really good at blackjack

[11:36:17] I make a hundred thousand a day it makes oh shit yeah you take it it makes you

[11:36:21] like really focused and like how much I lose how much I lose a day on the

[11:36:26] wheel bro you gotta take this stuff oh I take it listen to me okay you take it

[11:36:31] why and then you get 20,000 dollars and go to the 10k table oh I bet and

[11:36:39] then this is what you do you just kind of you know you play basic

[11:36:42] strategy white and then you just bid your time till you get a good double down

[11:36:47] Okay, okay, I mean I do have 300k in ships

[11:36:53] Sorry, it took me a little bit to bag it

[11:36:57] Well, you know cuz it's a G fuel is illegal

[11:37:14] What the fuck?

[11:37:15] 0706925

[11:37:19] I'm not to be off the yoinkers on this fucking G Fuel shit, bruh

[11:37:23] What?

[11:37:25] I said I'm not to be off the yoinkers on this G Fuel shit, I'm gonna be hitting you up all the time

[11:37:29] I love Gamble

[11:37:30] I feel like you're trying to say this G Fuel Bussin

[11:37:33] Yeah it is

[11:37:34] It's gonna be G Fuel Bussin

[11:37:35] You wanna try this G Fuel, then?

[11:37:38] Oh yeah

[11:37:38] You got it? I'm gonna buy my own

[11:37:39] I mean, let me buy one real quick as well, kid

[11:37:43] So see, he's gonna take his

[11:37:45] How are you?

[11:37:46] all right now that we are cool send me your cell and we can schedule a really

[11:37:51] platonic meetup god damn I meant me my back that actually wasn't him that was

[11:38:05] a fake don't know that was a fake don't know

[11:38:11] hey will you get this shit out bro that's so easy

[11:38:21] yes isn't he dead no he faked his death

[11:38:27] oh that's the second person on that big dude

[11:38:30] Yeah

[11:38:33] Yeah, some guy named Gunther Queen was a CI and also fixed his death

[11:38:38] Now he's on Twitter, so we're gonna make it real. You know I'm saying hell. Yeah. All right

[11:38:44] What's up guys? Do you make it real for me?

[11:38:49] What's going on what's up everyone I just fucking woke up. Oh shit I

[11:39:27] Look crazy dude. I just fucking I

[11:39:30] I fucking pass out man. Holy shit. I needed like a

[11:39:36] You know what I'm saying, you know, I'm saying I need to just like a like a quick, but it's for fuck

[11:39:47] I wanted to be on a little earlier. What time did I end like 430? Okay?

[11:39:52] That's not bad. Are the allegations true?

[11:40:00] Yeah

[11:40:02] Yeah, it's true

[11:40:05] I've done things for free beef and jetters that I'm not I'm not proud of it

[11:40:13] Unfollowed no come on. I'm an addict. I'm an addict Lisa day

[11:40:24] Shit that serves like right now, right?

[11:40:35] Think I said for right quick sandwich. Yeah, yo

[11:40:41] Hi

[11:40:43] Well, yeah, because we plan to hang out and do stuff today

[11:40:47] Yeah, yeah, that's all right. Did you make the character?

[11:40:51] Yeah

[11:40:53] Okay, nice

[11:40:55] What's the name of the character?

[11:40:58] Wait, I just made it so

[11:41:08] Sorry, I'm okay

[11:41:10] Stage fright. Um fine. Can I open it to check what it was? Yeah, that's totally fine, Lisa

[11:41:22] I'll let you know if I remember as I'm opening it up, okay, that's 100% fun

[11:41:29] Okay

[11:41:31] So I tell you what why don't we why don't we just give me one second

[11:41:37] Okay, why don't you just uh, why don't why don't why don't you just go to the RPD lot and like I'm probably gonna get the shop back up here right now

[11:41:46] And I gotta get all this confetti out of here probably so you got like 15 minutes probably

[11:41:52] Yeah, 50 minutes. Confetti. Yeah.

[11:41:56] I had a confetti. I had 20 K subs.

[11:41:58] I did a confetti. Can it's fucking everywhere?

[11:42:01] Congratulations.

[11:42:04] What's been going on with you today?

[11:42:06] Oh, shit, it's not even capture.

[11:42:12] Did you just clap at your capture card?

[11:42:15] No, I clapped at you.

[11:42:17] I just like remove noise suppression so you could hear it.

[11:42:20] Oh, OK, I see.

[11:42:21] I thought I thought you yeah, a capture card, right?

[11:42:24] Yeah, what's we're going on to do I've been working. What are you working on anything you can talk about?

[11:42:31] Nope, NDAs. Nope, NDAs.

[11:42:35] NDAs.

[11:42:36] Actual NDAs, huh?

[11:42:39] Yep, I got an idea for something for GTA 6. Do you want to hear it?

[11:42:44] Mm-hmm. Have you ever have you ever played a Grand Theft Auto game like the single player?

[11:42:48] Okay, let's go to one. So do you know how there's like hidden things around the world that you can get and it like unlocks things like collectibles. What if in GTA 6 there's like scenes of police brutality and if you pull out your phone and record it then like that's like a clip and that's a collectible.

[11:43:12] Yeah, like is it something that you want to propose to the developers and then have it like they're I should I'm I

[11:43:24] Talk to you have the power. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I've had meetings with the guys at rock star, you know the RP department, but they're nice guys. I

[11:43:33] Mean you could suggest it. I think you you'd be I can ask him to run it up the ladder

[11:43:38] You'd be it like

[11:43:40] Probably banned from twitch entirely probably though

[11:43:42] why all bit of a sensitive thing isn't it police brutality that should happen

[11:43:53] yes who fucking cares it doesn't matter there's like right well that's my

[11:44:01] opinion also my name is Laurel Laurel what Gabana like the fragrance I'm sorry I

[11:44:09] just need to walk it back are you drawing your line up police brutality

[11:44:12] don't you have a racist best friend no no you've told me that your best friend

[11:44:19] is race yes you did why am I being gassed right now never said that before

[11:44:24] nah it never happened that conversation never happened yes it did and not

[11:44:31] you disavow yeah all right okay you disavow all right well I'll see you

[11:44:40] Like I said, I should really fucking shop back out my room real quick

[11:44:45] It's real quick you're gonna what shop back. I gotta go shop. That's that mean

[11:44:50] It's a kind of vacuum cleaner. It's it's like it's a vacuum cleaner, but for men. Oh

[11:44:55] Can I borrow it also? No

[11:44:58] Does it clean carpet floors?

[11:45:00] my shit

[11:45:04] No, you should probably get a steam cleaner. You also have one of those

[11:45:07] Okay, yeah, okay

[11:45:12] Yeah, also, I mean, there's how bad is your carpet?

[11:45:15] It's not that bad. There's like dust particles. I can't get with my normal vacuum

[11:45:21] Maybe you just need a better vacuum

[11:45:24] It's I'm sorry. It's your carpet stained with dust

[11:45:28] Yeah, I used the wrong word it's

[11:45:32] Crumbed okay, is it from food?

[11:45:37] Yes, I also dust

[11:45:40] It's like I've been I've been sweeping I've been sweeping the carpet with my foot crumbed sounds like a website for like

[11:45:49] food fetish videos

[11:46:00] So it's food so it's it's from food so it's it's crumbs, but it's dusty take a picture

[11:46:09] No, no take a picture cuz I gotta know what the fuck you're talking about. It's bothering me

[11:46:14] My floor is crazy right now. I don't want to show

[11:46:20] How bad is it nuts?

[11:46:22] How bad is it?

[11:46:23] There's I haven't like cleaned up since I I

[11:46:27] Came back so I have some clothes on the floor. Did you leave food on your desk?

[11:46:33] No, okay, that's good

[11:46:36] Yeah, cuz one time I left for a convention

[11:46:39] And I left a half of a Chipotle burrito on my desk and I came back to ants

[11:46:47] Damn, yeah, I I left a

[11:46:50] Glass of water overnight next to me

[11:46:54] Took a sip and I opened my eyes. There was a cricket like bathing in it

[11:46:59] That's disgusting

[11:47:02] Yeah, I had a weird thing happen last night

[11:47:06] Well, I had like some fucked up sleep. I so I get sleep paralysis pretty bad, right?

[11:47:11] No, I know sleep on your side, huh?

[11:47:15] You gotta sleep on your side. All right. I think you're thinking of sleep apnea

[11:47:20] No, no, no, no, I used to have sleep paralysis like, you know the demons that kind of yeah

[11:47:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I do sleep on my side. I

[11:47:31] I still get it maybe you're sleep deprived and you don't sleep enough

[11:47:37] You hear that champ haven't been sleeping enough

[11:47:40] Yeah, you don't sleep regularly that happens

[11:47:43] No, I like woke up and I saw like the biggest fucking spider on my pillow

[11:47:47] Right, and I fucking shot out of bed through the fucking cover there

[11:47:52] I like got up. You know like my heart still racing and shit and Chelsea's like Jesus Christ

[11:47:56] I was like there's a fucking giant ass spider on the bed, and she gets the fuck out of bed,

[11:48:05] too.

[11:48:06] She's like, ah!

[11:48:07] And then it took me a little bit to be like, fuck, I'm tripping, man.

[11:48:15] I looked at her.

[11:48:16] I'm sorry that happened.

[11:48:17] That's my worst nightmare.

[11:48:18] No, it wasn't real.

[11:48:19] It was sleep paralysis.

[11:48:20] Oh.

[11:48:21] This is what I'm saying.

[11:48:22] Oh, okay.

[11:48:23] Yeah, it wasn't real.

[11:48:24] It wasn't real

[11:48:27] But you were paralyzed

[11:48:28] That's not always. I mean for a little bit, but it's you're not always

[11:48:33] You know what I mean?

[11:48:36] No, I get it. Maybe or maybe I'm just fucking skit. So yeah, I mean, how old are you?

[11:48:44] 31

[11:48:45] It can come on later in life late late double. Yeah, especially I experimented with so much LSD. Oh

[11:48:55] Oh, yeah, yeah, who knows what the fuck that did to me.

[11:48:58] Yeah, acid mushrooms will kind of do that maybe.

[11:49:01] They can?

[11:49:02] That's, I mean, that's, that's what I've read.

[11:49:03] It's like, psychedelics kind of have a tendency to give you hallucinations.

[11:49:07] Yeah.

[11:49:08] All right.

[11:49:09] Well, uh, what do I do?

[11:49:10] What do I do?

[11:49:11] I just show up.

[11:49:12] Yeah, just show up, dog.

[11:49:13] We're, uh, you know where the police department is?

[11:49:24] Have to find out all right just find it you can find and then we're doing it. I think we said for six hours

[11:49:32] So whenever we actually plan how much okay, yeah, that could be we did we said for six hours, okay, okay

[11:49:42] It's all good

[11:49:43] Yeah, yeah, do we say eight much that's saying eight. I swear to God. I said eight and everyone was like six is fine. I

[11:49:50] Swear to God. That's why I have a whole hours

[11:49:53] hours, eight whole hours. Yeah, we agreed on six. I'm pretty sure. It's your police brutal

[11:50:02] ass police brutality. Yes. Well, I don't do that. I'm saying that because a lot of times,

[11:50:12] you know, the Grand Theft Auto games, unless they went woke this year, or you know, this

[11:50:18] GTA 6, unless it's going to be woke, they're like, you know, commentaries on

[11:50:22] like America and stuff, right? It's like America satire.

[11:50:27] So if so, if they did some, you know, some things surrounding police brutality, right?

[11:50:35] I mean, do you want that to happen?

[11:50:36] Do I want police brutality to happen in the game? Yeah, in game.

[11:50:42] Yeah. Why? It's funny.

[11:50:49] Yeah, it's funny. I don't know.

[11:50:51] Why it's it is in game it would be funny. I guess violence in game is funny, but yeah, it's funny, man

[11:51:07] I'll talk to you later Lisa

[11:51:10] Okay, when do I like show up at that? Like what time do I show up 430?

[11:51:15] 430, okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah

[11:51:19] All right, see you soon

[11:51:21] Oh fuck yeah!

[11:51:23] Oh fuck! Bye!

[11:51:25] Bye!

[11:51:26] Sound like a fucking bear.

[11:51:31] Something new in the Discord shop?

[11:51:33] Oh my god, they're still fucking pushing for this shit, huh?

[11:51:38] I can get a Chun-Li?

[11:51:40] What the fuck is this?

[11:51:44] It changes your avatar?

[11:51:59] It's ten dollars? For that?

[11:52:01] Ten- it's ten dollars?

[11:52:24] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[11:52:27] Not worth? It's kinda cool.

[11:52:30] I might buy that it has an animation it's not doing any more though

[11:52:39] It gives you bones

[11:52:42] I'm gonna buy it. I'm gonna buy that

[11:52:49] leak DMs

[11:52:52] My DMs are people talking to me and then me not responding

[11:52:57] Ask all my mods

[11:52:59] I

[11:53:04] Just may not respond it

[11:53:06] Yeah

[11:53:10] Yeah, I do I I told nicotine that I gotta respond. I've just I've just been fucking RP law or fucking sub with unlocked

[11:53:22] You know get the jury one. I guess I could

[11:53:27] Thank God. I didn't go to twitch con

[11:53:29] Yeah, the fucking mother fuck is getting roofied and the fucking yo that kick streamer took my bit

[11:53:39] That guy took my fucking bit man, why are we pepping? Why are we pepping?

[11:53:48] PEP W

[11:53:52] I gotta go he doesn't know did I enjoy TOS? Yeah, it was fun. I kind I like the um

[11:54:11] I like the, uh, um, uh, I like the mixed lobbies.

[11:54:19] Why the fuck is everyone puppy?

[11:54:26] Check LSF.

[11:54:35] Don't go to LSF, okay?

[11:54:46] What now?

[11:54:55] Arcade them again?

[11:54:57] No way they got them again.

[11:54:59] That's so long.

[11:55:01] There's no fucking way they got them again.

[11:55:03] again. No! For real? Delete Reddit. You have to have Reddit because it's really funny when

[11:55:28] someone, alright this is why you need to keep Reddit. Because you have to check the popular,

[11:55:35] you have to check the popular page and then in real life someone is going to tell you

[11:55:39] something, they're going to be like, hey did you know, and it will be something that

[11:55:43] came from the front page of Reddit. And then you can be like, yeah I have Reddit

[11:55:46] too man. And it's like the ultimate, it's the ultimate shutdown. It's a good

[11:55:50] one you can't people don't come back from that it's a really good one yep that's

[11:55:58] what you get super rude I use that yesterday yeah that's a good one chat

[11:56:21] the old stuff they're got to lead a pentaneys check what fucking oh I

[11:56:29] actually opened up touch tunes that's on a relationship RP only good if

[11:56:39] domestic abuse is involved yeah you got to do it like you have to I feel like

[11:56:52] So like with RP, you have to make it like satire a little bit, you know?

[11:56:58] You have to you have to exaggerate it a little bit or else it just becomes real like and you're just like do like self-insert shit, right?

[11:57:06] So

[11:57:07] the best way to do

[11:57:10] Relationship RP is fuck you gene bitch fucking whale bitch

[11:57:17] Right, I actually don't know

[11:57:32] DMs

[11:57:34] Moon Moon cheated- what the f-

[11:57:36] HAHAHAHAHAH

[11:57:38] Why would you DM me this, Peach?

[11:57:40] What the fuck?

[11:57:42] There's no way he doesn't know.

[11:57:50] I just- where?

[11:58:15] Why?

[11:58:17] It's still on LSF.

[11:58:22] Moon Moon accused of cheating- who is this?

[11:58:29] Uh...

[11:58:31] What?

[11:58:33] Who is this guy?

[11:58:39] King Caffeine?

[11:58:41] I thought that was-

[11:58:45] Her husband? She's married? That's crazy. She was married. Oh, shit

[11:59:02] Wait, I just played town of Salem with her

[11:59:10] Read the DMs

[11:59:12] How'd this get out?

[11:59:20] her husband

[11:59:28] What uh

[11:59:30] Okay, do you know how um

[11:59:33] Do you know how after okay? Do you know after Thanksgiving?

[11:59:37] Uh, there's Black Friday where it's like all the good sales.

[11:59:41] We need like a word for after TwitchCon when everyone gets like caught in like gigafuckin' orgies with married people.

[11:59:50] Like, like White Monday or something. Well, that sounds, that doesn't sound good. That sounds like a KKK thing.

[11:59:58] Yeah. Freakoffs. Leaked Mondays.

[12:00:03] White Monday.

[12:00:06] Yeah, it's always twitch gone man, dude if you're a streamer

[12:00:14] Poor distraction

[12:00:23] Dude if you're a streamer and you're like down to cheat you should not go to twitch gone

[12:00:31] Shit will get you man

[12:00:33] Goddamn or should no

[12:00:35] XQC was right 95% of relationship RP becomes real life. I said that fucking like eight fucking years ago, man

[12:00:44] I said that shit like eight fucking years ago

[12:00:53] XQC was right. What?

[12:00:55] You have to beat the fuck out of

[12:01:05] Cuz I guess I guess there was that psych harder shit, too

[12:01:12] yeah it eventually dude this is the clip yeah this is the clip five years ago

[12:01:20] we didn't tell you how you we didn't tell you here about how reddit is making

[12:01:40] this about chain gang what the fuck this has been a crazy sub-a-thon what's

[12:01:49] happening you're newish here well this is crazy mr. k was right about what

[12:02:13] everything. Chat's turning on me. What did I do? Hey! I didn't even play 4.0! What the hell? I didn't play! I wasn't

[12:02:43] involved in that shit! Remember, I wasn't there! I wasn't there! Remember? How could I? I don't know! I don't

[12:02:53] know what this is! I don't know what I'm doing! Wait, I'm actually invested. Grayson said my DMs are

[12:03:08] safe with him oh that's nice oh wait this isn't Grayson oh who is this but

[12:03:27] don't worry your DMs are safe with me oh Peach says I need a rundown hello what

[12:03:43] why do you know about all this shit cuz you fixed your sleeping schedule what

[12:03:49] what do you mean well you said you sent me what's happening yeah yeah well

[12:03:54] that's because Moot and I are oh oh we're like little ladies that like the sip

[12:04:00] tea I love drama yeah the tea is good huh I would love to pretend I'm above it

[12:04:08] but oh my god it's so good no I'm the same

[12:04:13] I don't want you DMing me now your DMs are safe with your DMs are safe with me

[12:04:23] Yeah, your DMs are safe with me as well. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you.

[12:04:28] Um, Mootin is actually more aware of the tea because he alerted me to the tea this morning.

[12:04:37] But apparently...

[12:04:40] Your DMs are not safe with me.

[12:04:42] Oh my God.

[12:04:44] Are you asking for a rundown?

[12:04:50] Yeah.

[12:04:51] Okay, apparently...

[12:04:54] Does she go by Diva or Jelly?

[12:04:56] Why do I have 7200 viewers? I guys I don't know

[12:05:06] Guys, I don't know it. I didn't I didn't I didn't play it 4.0

[12:05:14] Why do I have all these viewers I didn't play it for it's down

[12:05:20] You're you're tapping into the drama market right now. Okay. It's down. All right. It's okay

[12:05:27] All right, give me a rundown

[12:05:29] it was happening during to us why while we were playing so it appears basically

[12:05:39] happen this way while we were playing yes she was doing lights okay let me go

[12:05:44] I know I knew yo everyone was so unlocked last night and I called it I was

[12:05:51] like what the fuck is no one paying attention man and I fucking knew that

[12:05:58] That shit man! God damn dude!

[12:06:02] I don't give a fuck about any of this, I'm pissed it would ever be so fucking unlocked man!

[12:06:08] That was the biggest part and that was committed.

[12:06:11] Um, okay, from my POV I was awoken and told that there was that um,

[12:06:18] Diva Gillie's husband of 15 years had gone on his flight.

[12:06:23] That's a long time. I didn't know she was married.

[12:06:26] I don't really know diva jillie very much other than to us. So I had no idea that's a long long long time though

[12:06:33] This explains why I woke up in a fucking panic last night

[12:06:38] okay, so

[12:06:40] He her husband woke up and hosted a bunch of DMs between her and moon moon

[12:06:47] And he alleges that she and moon moon have been having

[12:06:51] uh, extra marital affair together. They're both married. Yeah. Um, and that that's been happening for months. The context is that

[12:07:01] Diva Jelly and Moon Moon have been like ear peeing, such like relationship are peeing. And it like it's, you know, there's clips of him saying like, oh no, you know,

[12:07:15] I hear a few with my chat on stream

[12:07:19] But that's I mean

[12:07:21] That's about it

[12:07:22] While I'm live. I mean this is pretty much just a ERP stream

[12:07:27] So there's when I clicked on to your stream yesterday. You did have your nipples out. Yep. Sometimes I pop them out

[12:07:34] It just gets so damn hard that I don't want to ruin my shirts

[12:07:37] This rock solid though. I think that moon was separated

[12:07:41] from his wife for like two months yeah also her or sorry no Moon Moon has been

[12:07:50] separated from his wife for two months but apparently this has been going on for

[12:07:53] longer than that her husband also says that she's been earping with a bunch of

[12:07:58] people in the DOJ but he hasn't said names out

[12:08:05] what do you do Jay freak off what yes and yo yo what was that a yo what was that

[12:08:17] that girl cop that let the whole force hit oh yeah yeah yeah it's like what it's

[12:08:27] like that holy shit no fucking way yeah and also the husband alleges that

[12:08:35] that for a little while he didn't have a job

[12:08:38] and it was mainly Diva Gilly that was bringing in the bacon

[12:08:41] and Diva Gilly asked him for his job

[12:08:47] to help her with stream and the way that he was meant

[12:08:49] to help her was going on to other people's streams

[12:08:52] while they were live figuring out what was happening

[12:08:55] and then live DMing her information

[12:08:58] so that she could meta essentially and have the outcome

[12:09:02] for the character that's like best for her.

[12:09:03] That's what he's saying. That's what he's alleging. She told him to do wait. No, sorry run that by me again

[12:09:09] I just don't doubt

[12:09:11] Like her husband is saying you suck at telling stories by the way, but could you try to make it more climactic?

[12:09:18] I'm not no

[12:09:26] Looph on this well, I could probably call someone else

[12:09:36] I thought we were friends.

[12:09:37] Why do you think that?

[12:09:41] You are.

[12:09:42] Why would I possess you to think that?

[12:09:44] What the fuck?

[12:09:46] Well, so so she was OK.

[12:09:48] So he so he didn't have a job.

[12:09:51] Yes.

[12:09:52] And she said, baby, your job is to help me.

[12:09:56] Metta.

[12:09:57] No, she did not.

[12:09:58] Yeah, apparently that's what he's saying.

[12:10:00] He has proof for his other stuff.

[12:10:03] And he's saying that she said.

[12:10:04] Metta, how?

[12:10:05] I need you to open up all the Twitch streamers that I'm role playing with currently and tell me their POV like big information

[12:10:13] That's happening so that I can make decisions that basically get me the W

[12:10:17] I mean my mods have been doing that for years

[12:10:21] for me

[12:10:26] So

[12:10:29] So so she so he would

[12:10:31] So so he so she'd be streaming and then he would just like met a game for but

[12:10:37] Like she asked him to like live meta and but wasn't she just a judge? I didn't play for a point

[12:10:43] I wasn't she just a judge. I I have no I I don't even know who these people are like that's I'm newer than you to roleplay

[12:10:51] Yeah, I'm just in this for the T. Oh, she's a lawyer. How do you fucking feeling? How do you met a game as a?

[12:10:56] lawyer and judge

[12:10:59] Maybe you like that's fucking sick

[12:11:02] Criminals point of view and see what actually happened so that you can win the case

[12:11:07] Yeah, but like what you know, and I'm feeling to be hard so she was met that that's fucking sick

[12:11:13] She also cheated on her husband. I don't fucking care about that, but the fucking metagaming

[12:11:20] What the eye that that's actually that's actually fucking sick

[12:11:23] because I've been role-playing with no I'm serious I've been role-playing with her

[12:11:28] forever and she's fucking metagaming this whole time

[12:11:31] I legitimately don't care but hey but she but the meta now that that that that

[12:11:45] fucks me up I don't like that yeah and now recently since this morning more

[12:11:51] updates have come out. Diva has since claimed that they were in an open relationship, but

[12:11:56] her husband immediately clapped back and said, no, you're lying. We were never open.

[12:12:03] So let me ask you, do you think, because they're okay, so they've been married for 15 years,

[12:12:07] right? Yeah. So they're sitting on, do you think you're sitting on a couch across from

[12:12:11] from each other on their phone.

[12:12:13] So.

[12:12:14] I have no idea.

[12:12:16] How does that work?

[12:12:18] They're sitting there like, no, we actually aren't.

[12:12:22] So it wasn't Diva that came out and said that they were in an open relationship.

[12:12:27] I guess it was Moon Moon responded and said that they were.

[12:12:30] Yeah.

[12:12:31] Moon said that.

[12:12:32] Oh, Diva's been in an open relationship and her husband responded and said, No, we aren't.

[12:12:36] So I'm not sure if Diva has herself come out and been like, you know.

[12:12:40] And this hat so so how do we so this happened last night like it came out or they were they were talking

[12:12:48] Last night during town of Salem. Yes. Yes, so during town of Salem

[12:12:53] What oh no, I don't like that. I actually don't like that. I

[12:12:57] Fuck I was saying last night. No one's locked in. I said it for like an hour straight man

[12:13:05] Cuz it's affecting me

[12:13:08] Right because it's fucked with my shit

[12:13:10] You know what I'm saying you would have won one of those games. I mean, I won a lot of them

[12:13:15] But yeah, so that's what I'm saying. So she's sitting there fucking

[12:13:19] And then she's fucking just hearing a name

[12:13:22] Probably penta from moose and then she's just clicking my fucking name dude. I knew I wasn't playing glass

[12:13:26] I know I wasn't playing bad last night

[12:13:30] Yeah, well

[12:13:33] Yeah, I mean the DMs are really really quite saucy

[12:13:37] it

[12:13:39] My my opinion is that it's they've been deleting their messages because he only posted very recent DMs and

[12:13:48] Everything else seemed very like PG 13. Well, that's just specular. We shouldn't speculate. Oh, yeah, that's me speculating

[12:13:55] But it goes from like hey you want tonight

[12:13:58] Okay, cool to like I want to fill your pussy with my cock and breed you like a little dirty slut

[12:14:04] Like you know, I say that to my chat every day though. How's that bad?

[12:14:09] No, not bad. It's just like it's it jumps to very ear, you know, ERP, because you're not roleplaying.

[12:14:18] It's just E. Just don't just E. Just straight E. Oh, yeah, she posted something about Eminem lyrics.

[12:14:31] Wait, this sucks. These people like are my friends.

[12:14:34] I know. Yeah. Well, what the hell?

[12:14:38] Wait, this actually sucks. What do I do?

[12:14:43] Don't know I I don't really know I think these people so respect respectfully. I just

[12:14:51] What the fuck oh, I'm sorry sipping tea. Oh, I thought you're sucking dick

[12:15:02] I just got a suck a dick real quick

[12:15:09] So that's shitty so what

[12:15:11] But um, damn man, so he really went to TwitchCon and did that shit, huh?

[12:15:16] Okay, no, stop.

[12:15:18] I mean, streamers be fucking, you know?

[12:15:22] Yeah.

[12:15:23] I guess, but okay, yeah, but she's, but they're both married, yeah.

[12:15:27] Apparently, this is messy.

[12:15:28] It sounds messy.

[12:15:29] Oh, this is messy.

[12:15:31] Yeah.

[12:15:32] As long as it only starts, they've been, I think, role-playing relationship-based

[12:15:35] stuff for longer, but maybe, he separated from his wife like two months ago, maybe

[12:15:39] It'll need really started up since then but she I think in her DM's she says stuff like ah

[12:15:45] Takes everything in me not to pack up my bags and leave right now and stuff like that

[12:15:50] Which even if you're in an open relationship, maybe she meant an open door relationship

[12:16:04] That's crazy so do you so did he go through her shit at twitchcon probably

[12:16:09] I think that that's what the speculation is oh fuck she just left all that shit open and just went to go fuck

[12:16:21] He's just spreading credit. I mind it might well. That's all I have this off of to be clear

[12:16:26] I am just someone said the right in my head

[12:16:30] Well, this sucks though because these people are my friends, but also it's funny

[12:16:35] Damn, yeah, that's

[12:16:37] That's a problem with being a Twitch streamer, right?

[12:16:39] That's a dilemma.

[12:16:40] When your friends get into drama, you're just like,

[12:16:42] oh, that sucks for you, but oh god.

[12:16:45] Yeah.

[12:16:46] Fuck, dude.

[12:16:49] Mm.

[12:16:50] That's so long.

[12:16:51] It sounds messy.

[12:16:54] It does.

[12:16:54] Yeah.

[12:16:55] It sounds messy and probably like not.

[12:16:59] Probably shouldn't have happened this way.

[12:17:03] It sounds messy.

[12:17:04] Yeah, I mean, if a hot take, if you don't like the person that you're married to, just leave.

[12:17:14] All right, well, Mootin, it's been a good run by you.

[12:17:17] No, no, no, Mootin, we need to talk.

[12:17:21] Yeah, but I feel like that, uh, this kind of happens with open relationships, huh?

[12:17:29] Because chicks can just get dick like that.

[12:17:32] And it doesn't matter you can be fat disabled you can be so fat that you're disabled and you're I mean it's

[12:17:39] But like guys, you know what I mean?

[12:17:42] Confirmed that they were open. Yeah, and I think that the thing with an open relationship. It depends

[12:17:48] There's degrees of openness

[12:17:49] But what I'm saying is that one side always like

[12:17:53] Cuz okay, so here's here's what I think

[12:17:55] I think guys will fuck a married woman and think that it's cool right but girls like women won't fuck a married guy

[12:18:02] I mean they will but but there's a lot less of them

[12:18:05] You know what I mean a lot less of them. I don't know

[12:18:09] Yeah, I think so. I'm not sure. I'm not sure people are saying well

[12:18:15] Really?

[12:18:16] That's crazy. Both ways. I think that wait people actually think that records and then also sometimes

[12:18:23] My hot take is I'm saying I'm saying it's easier for women to get dick than it is for guys to get koochie

[12:18:32] And people are disagreeing with me. I will you're right on that?

[12:18:39] I I

[12:18:42] But I am talking to a twitch chat, so maybe they've just never left the house

[12:18:46] Because I mean a woman can go out and just to go to a bar and just get fucked. Yes. I mean, you know what I mean, right?

[12:18:54] My hot take is that women

[12:18:56] This is such an over-generalization and it's my opinion, so it's not necessarily for sure real, okay?

[12:19:03] But my opinion is that women usually cheat because there are emotional deficits in a relationship and

[12:19:09] they seek out cheating whereas men are more opportunistic cheaters because if a woman wanted to cheat she could just go outside.

[12:19:16] Oh my god, you fucking suck at telling stories.

[12:19:19] You're just not good at this. I don't. What the fuck are you saying, man?

[12:19:23] What are you talking about right now?

[12:19:25] I want to know

[12:19:28] Just fucking yeah

[12:19:31] We talking about opportunistic, I don't care about that shit. I want to know what they said

[12:19:40] All right

[12:19:42] What men are opportunistic cheaters they don't get women banging on their doors begging to fuck them every day

[12:19:47] So if a woman, you know, there's only a couple opportunities in your life

[12:19:52] That maybe a woman's gonna show some interest and maybe you're married 10 years

[12:19:56] What are you talking about hear that man there's only two times that you get

[12:20:07] chance to fuck. Well I think you're probably wrong about that that's not

[12:20:13] true. I think yeah cuz here's the thing I think that um here's the thing all right

[12:20:19] I think that women I mean we're not that different man they operate pretty

[12:20:26] much the same as men, right? It's just that there's way more hot women. Like women are

[12:20:32] just hotter, I feel like. You know what I mean? Than men. So for us it's, we have like,

[12:20:38] we have a bigger selection, you know? But women, the pool is just smaller, right? Cause

[12:20:44] we're fucking gross. We're like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

[12:20:49] you want a fucking shot? You know what I mean? But we're just, we're fucking

[12:20:54] sick and we're fucking perverts too huge big time we're fucking we're sick we're

[12:20:59] sick fucks I mean how many times is a man have like chat have you been fucking

[12:21:05] sitting there cranking your shit and then you looked at what you're watching

[12:21:07] you're like oh my god you're like Jesus Christ I'm a fucking pervert I can't

[12:21:14] watch this shit I can't do this I don't do this kind of shit man this is

[12:21:20] disgusting right I don't know it's it's

[12:21:27] complicated who knows mfs be cheating

[12:21:31] though that should do be happening

[12:21:32] right oh yeah what am I saying I don't

[12:21:38] know I'm just I did my PR person hasn't

[12:21:41] sent me anything yet they're sitting

[12:21:42] there fucking cursing at me to stop

[12:21:44] talking till they can get the script

[12:21:46] out you have pure of course I do it's

[12:21:50] P dandy oh dandy I need the script just say I disavow cheating PR dandy I need

[12:22:04] the script for what I should say so what um damn so that's fucking crazy

[12:22:11] Maggaming? That sucks. Cheating too is bad but he okay so she's saying she's

[12:22:25] saying that or she has so moon said that he was under the impression they were in

[12:22:33] an open relationship yep okay and then he's saying and then he's saying no

[12:22:38] The husband said, uh-uh, not in the slightest, is that true?

[12:22:45] Where is this coming out at?

[12:22:47] Reddit.

[12:22:48] Reddit?

[12:22:49] But where?

[12:22:50] Like, did he post it?

[12:22:52] Did he post it or read it?

[12:22:54] The husband, yeah.

[12:22:55] He posted two GTA clips, RP, or something.

[12:23:02] I just found proof that my wife is cheating on me.

[12:23:04] to the to the GTARP subreddit.

[12:23:09] No, he didn't know he fucking did not.

[12:23:12] And the GTA Cliffs are P mods,

[12:23:14] respond and saying we have reason, like credible reason

[12:23:17] to believe that this is actually her husband or whatever.

[12:23:20] I don't know if you like message them like a photo of this fucking ID,

[12:23:22] but it was kept up.

[12:23:25] So much of like post the fucking

[12:23:29] the the gift from Pulp Fiction

[12:23:32] where it's uh, where's the guy looking around, I'm forgetting the actor's name right now,

[12:23:36] I just woke up, uh, who's the name where he's looking around, where's the fuckin' RP clips?

[12:23:44] On RP clips?

[12:23:45] Yeah, Travolta, where the fuck have the RP clips been for like a week?

[12:23:51] On RP clips?

[12:23:52] They're just gone, this is the RP now, the ERP clips, well, that's crazy man.

[12:24:00] Do you think that like GTA relationships and ERP stuff actually turns into real?

[12:24:08] I have a clip from fucking a million years ago where I'm on Jordan here

[12:24:15] Open up my stream. We'll watch together. See if our be turned. I said this shit

[12:24:21] Five years ago man, and I like all the time pretty much. Yeah me and McConnell me and chief

[12:24:28] it eventually dude this is me reacting to myself turn into a fucking dating like a

[12:24:38] dating platform I'm reacting to myself so true it was just straight-up

[12:24:42] relationship RP for months man for months to enter and sniff oh no she hated

[12:24:49] my ass in RP you got that twisted she fucking hated my ass hot take I don't

[12:24:59] I don't think relationship RP is ever RP because 80% of the time those people end up together in real life

[12:25:07] Now so at the time you got to remember this was five six years ago

[12:25:12] No one had ever said this before right? I know now this seems like a cold day

[12:25:16] But no no one this was this was some like revolutionary shit at the time, right?

[12:25:21] This was like so it's basically like I'm discovering fire

[12:25:25] You know now it's just like I'll just go by a lighter who cares but uh

[12:25:33] This is like I was saying like some this was a hot take back then

[12:25:37] Yeah, I was preaching that shit those people like most of time

[12:25:43] true

[12:25:46] Because I saw I'm saying because I played Jordan at the time and as you know, we were in a relationship in RP

[12:25:52] Yeah, and you in I feel like to separate it you really you got to beat the person that you're playing with

[12:25:59] Yeah, I think that really helped. I think so too. Yeah, also, it's yeah, well, I guess that's not true

[12:26:05] So, you know, as moon said you're our girl now. Yeah, that's

[12:26:09] Yeah, well, Moone did end up having to share custody of his wife, so.

[12:26:14] Well, 95% of the time, then.

[12:26:17] 95? We're not in that.

[12:26:20] Yeah.

[12:26:21] Mr. Big Freakon.

[12:26:23] Sorry, man.

[12:26:24] All right, let's all go to TwitchCon together.

[12:26:26] Yeah.

[12:26:27] Let's all go next year.

[12:26:28] That's the place, yeah.

[12:26:29] That's the place to be.

[12:26:30] That's what you do.

[12:26:31] TwitchCon is starting to be more fucking depraved than deprived, one of them, than Vegas,

[12:26:37] man.

[12:26:38] freak off. I'm starting to get excited every time. Twitch

[12:26:40] con rolls around because white Mondays days are like, yeah,

[12:26:44] it's like who fucking cheated on who man? She's always going

[12:26:48] there is man. You get the team for me. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking

[12:26:52] white Mondays, man. For sure. That's what we're calling it.

[12:26:56] White Monday. Is that because you're like covered income? Yeah,

[12:26:59] because Black Friday's after Thanksgiving. And so then, so

[12:27:05] then the following Monday after twitch con is white

[12:27:06] Monday. Got it. That's fucking crazy, man. I have 7000 viewers right now. I wasn't involved

[12:27:13] in any of this shit. They are my friends, though. Yeah. But I don't I don't really know like,

[12:27:21] I wasn't following much. I know that, you know, they were like that Max was the mayor

[12:27:26] and shit. And she was there. I don't really know what the fuck they were doing, though.

[12:27:34] I wonder if the ERP with the DOJ was in character or more like a character?

[12:27:39] So there's just a whole, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but this is fucking blown my mind.

[12:27:43] So there's just a whole fucking bot of me playing Town of Salem too,

[12:27:47] and meanwhile D.Va is sitting there talking to fucking Moon like,

[12:27:51] I want your fucking cock in my pussy.

[12:27:54] And I'm just sitting there, I'm just sitting there like,

[12:27:56] I love Town of Salem with my friends.

[12:28:01] And I'm just sitting there like a fucking,

[12:28:03] Where's the- dude, where's the fuckin'-

[12:28:06] Where is the- this has been me.

[12:28:08] All week, I swear to God.

[12:28:11] I just got fuckin' dumb.

[12:28:13] I feel like a fuckin' dumbass this week.

[12:28:15] I don't- I don't know what it is. I just feel so fuckin' stupid, man.

[12:28:20] Like, something- I just feel like I'm- I'm- like, something is always just going on. Like, some other shi-

[12:28:25] It's just- always happenin' this week, man. What the fuck is goin' on, dude?

[12:28:31] I'm- I-

[12:28:31] I'm just too fucking locked into this sub-a-thon.

[12:28:36] That's what she was thinking about, too.

[12:28:38] Oh, yeah, that's true. That was on her mind as well.

[12:28:41] Yeah, that was on her mind.

[12:28:42] So we're just all sitting there like, no, no, you didn't.

[12:28:46] You did go, you, you did go to Bongo's house last night.

[12:28:50] No, you didn't.

[12:28:51] And then she's just like, I want some Mooncock.

[12:28:56] Yeah, yeah, she, what were the M&M, chat, chat?

[12:29:01] What were the M&M lyrics that were used I thought that that was very poetic when she said him the M&M lyrics

[12:29:08] She said I'm an M lyrics

[12:29:21] Yeah, okay, okay, this is these are lyrics my side piece, but she's also someone's wife

[12:29:28] So the time we spent is borrowed. It's our moment right here fuck tomorrow cuz moments like these are to die for

[12:29:38] I

[12:29:42] Like your lyrics more the other day. Oh

[12:29:45] My south side Christian that's so long. I'm gonna come up with an album. Yeah

[12:29:50] What do we do here your friend said?

[12:29:57] You just have to say cheating bad

[12:29:59] And you know what? I think as a friend, you know, you have to...

[12:30:07] Well, obviously, cheating's bad.

[12:30:09] Cheating's bad, and listen, if you cheat on your partner for 15 years, I mean, it's going to be a little bit of a meme topic.

[12:30:19] I mean, just be single if you want to be fucking rich and just fucking...

[12:30:23] I mean, you can just be single.

[12:30:25] Just find someone that wants to have an ethical, non-monogamous relationship.

[12:30:30] Have three sums together.

[12:30:31] Have five sums together.

[12:30:32] Have four sums together.

[12:30:33] I'm just starting to just not believe in open relationships, because it just feels

[12:30:37] like it just always ends with someone like, I'm sorry, that dick was too big, and now

[12:30:44] I'm jealous.

[12:30:45] Yeah, and that was just like, I'm sorry, there's just no way, right?

[12:30:52] I don't agree.

[12:30:53] that it can work but it requires a lot of communication um and I don't think that the majority of people

[12:30:59] actually go into it with like a fuck ton of communication skills I guess I just I guess

[12:31:04] I just don't understand I guess would you call me a vanilla uh I guess I'm just vanilla because like

[12:31:11] the idea of like my wife being like all right honey I'm gonna go get fucked have a good day at home

[12:31:18] well what about like a three would you have a threesome with another girl

[12:31:21] No, man, because the math doesn't fucking add up there. What do you mean? Well, I got one dick and one ball

[12:31:28] So I'm already playing with a hand. I already got a handicap

[12:31:31] And then you're when anyone throw another girl in the mix. What the fuck am I gonna do with that?

[12:31:38] No, I guess I don't know like

[12:31:42] What do you mean takes the ball

[12:31:45] In her mouth. No, I can't now that's too risky because what if she decides to chomp?

[12:31:51] I don't know but I can't risk that shit. I mean, I'm saying it's like a fucking point one percent chance, but I can't risk it man

[12:32:01] But you could risk the peanuts. What if she has a seizure?

[12:32:05] Okay, what about the penis does that not scare you?

[12:32:08] I know no, I never really liked I never really like

[12:32:14] Not not not with someone that I don't know like really well because it's too risky. I feel like getting the blowjob from a random

[12:32:20] That's like crazy behavior to me

[12:32:22] Really cuz you're afraid that they'll have a seizure well or they would have what if what if they just chomp man

[12:32:28] Like what if what if it's just some fucking sick insane person man or woman get your dick stuff

[12:32:33] I whatever you want and and they're just like and they're just they're like cuz people they're serial killers. They fucking exist

[12:32:42] Yeah, I mean for real there was that a fucking

[12:32:46] Cherise Thurman right she played monster she was in the movie monster

[12:32:52] I mean, people do sick shit, man.

[12:32:55] You have a tally on their wall of how many dicks they've drawn.

[12:33:00] I mean, maybe they did, and the tally's with the fucking dick.

[12:33:04] You know what I mean?

[12:33:07] I don't know what a fucking serial kills get out of anything.

[12:33:12] There's just people that are fucking sick in the head, man, you know?

[12:33:19] And I mean, we only got one dick, and like when we lose it, it's fucking, like, it's

[12:33:22] over, dawg.

[12:33:23] the fuck are you gonna do? What's the point? Right? You got to protect that thing, man.

[12:33:28] You know,

[12:33:29] that's gonna be a new character. I mean, I'm gonna bait people into your piece.

[12:33:34] But if and then bite their dick off,

[12:33:38] yeah, I actually believe this. I feel like you're like getting a blowjob from a

[12:33:42] person you don't know very well. That's that's insane behavior to me.

[12:33:49] Yeah. Because like, they could, they could just chop that. I mean,

[12:33:53] People that are fucking fucked up in the head, man.

[12:33:56] People are fucking sick, you know?

[12:33:59] Like, some real fucking sickos out there.

[12:34:02] That's so random, what would they?

[12:34:04] Serial, when people die, it's random.

[12:34:09] It usually is random.

[12:34:11] You get some bad fucking R&G and people just randomly die,

[12:34:14] like fucking mass shootings and serial killers

[12:34:16] and shit, man.

[12:34:17] That's so bad.

[12:34:18] You know what I'm saying?

[12:34:19] I don't trust people like that.

[12:34:22] That's crazy to me, not worth it man, not worth it all.

[12:34:28] That's fucking crazy.

[12:34:30] The way that open relationships

[12:34:32] or an ethical non-monogamous relationship could work

[12:34:36] with healthy communication is if it's a guy and a girl,

[12:34:41] and you wanna have a threesome with a girl,

[12:34:44] your girlfriend or wife or whatever has to be by.

[12:34:47] Because then she's getting something,

[12:34:48] you're getting something, et cetera.

[12:34:50] Or if you're a guy and it's like male, male female, you know, then if he's by, then you can do penises.

[12:34:58] You can do penises?

[12:35:00] Yeah, two, two of them.

[12:35:02] Well, chicks, well, every, every chick is by.

[12:35:06] Right.

[12:35:07] That's absolutely not true.

[12:35:09] All right, let's take a sample.

[12:35:11] Are you by?

[12:35:13] Yes.

[12:35:13] Okay.

[12:35:14] There we go.

[12:35:15] Proving.

[12:35:16] Okay, but I've, I serve, I've, I just did a survey and a hundred

[12:35:19] percent of women are by between girls to get drunk and kids other girls at

[12:35:27] parties and like wanting to like eat out someone's vagina hold up hold on a

[12:35:32] second okay are you gonna make a poll you realize that like 98% of people in

[12:35:38] your chat are probably

[12:35:41] Hello.

[12:35:43] Hi.

[12:35:45] Hold on a second.

[12:35:51] Pick up.

[12:35:57] I like Lisa's profile picture.

[12:35:59] It's just like a thumb chug.

[12:36:01] Yup.

[12:36:03] That's so long.

[12:36:07] What is Lisa by too?

[12:36:09] I don't know. I'm doing a survey.

[12:36:11] Are you gonna call every, okay.

[12:36:13] Very sociological of you.

[12:36:15] Sociological?

[12:36:17] Yeah.

[12:36:18] What the fuck does that mean?

[12:36:19] Well you're just, you're doing such a great survey.

[12:36:21] You're interviewing two fucking women to that's we're online. That's the sample size I have right now, okay

[12:36:30] Related to sociology that's like but that's like a larger group sociology is like fucking

[12:36:35] Hundreds of thousands of people and shit. It's like society is a whole this is two people

[12:36:41] Sociology is just about the study of society and human beings. Yeah, like though like the whole like the whole of society not fucking two people

[12:36:48] I like taking a sample size of like five people is still within the scope of sociology. No, it's not. I lied about being a sociology major for a year to my mom

[12:36:58] So you weren't a sociology major. No, I fucking lied about it for a year. So I have so I had

[12:37:04] Huh, you can tell what do you mean? I

[12:37:09] Can tell I mean, I mean I know I know I looked up a little bit and in sociology

[12:37:14] They study like like whole people. That's why if you get a sociology degree. The only thing you can do with it is marketing

[12:37:21] That's that's not that's not true. That's not true at all. Yeah, it literally is yeah

[12:37:26] I've taken you I've taken actual university level sociology classes

[12:37:31] Right. Yeah, I lied about doing that

[12:37:34] Yeah, and it's and it's it's sociology. It's the study of like whole fucking societies, man

[12:37:40] Like the whole fucking groups of people

[12:37:42] It can't that's definitely within the scope of sociology, but so is small asking two people if they're bisexuals which in the it's that's

[12:37:49] Of the scope of sociology

[12:37:52] technically, yes, absolutely not

[12:37:54] It technically it is you're studying human behaviors and relationships. So what's

[12:38:03] Psychology them psychology is the study of the human brain if it's two people

[12:38:08] What? This isn't- This isn't-

[12:38:10] Two brains, man.

[12:38:11] Psychological set- What?

[12:38:13] What the hell are you talking about?

[12:38:16] You're off about this.

[12:38:18] Yeah, you're off about this.

[12:38:22] She is wrong. Thank you, Chad.

[12:38:24] Okay, the sample size of this sociological study that you're conducting is

[12:38:28] Shut up!

[12:38:29] absurdly small.

[12:38:30] Shut up, shut up.

[12:38:31] You shut up.

[12:38:32] Shut the fuck up.

[12:38:33] You shut the fuck up.

[12:38:34] Shut up, dog.

[12:38:35] You shut up, you bro.

[12:38:36] Shut the fuck up.

[12:38:37] Shut up, shut up.

[12:38:39] Bruce wants in the I

[12:38:42] Guess something exciting is happening and RP I guess I don't

[12:38:50] Long-term marriages have ended because of

[12:38:54] People like people like drama

[12:38:56] Yeah, add friend to the DM

[12:39:03] That's crazy, so what the fuck do people want for me just cheating is bad

[12:39:12] What's up, man?

[12:39:14] I believe this is happening during time to say hello.

[12:39:16] That's a fucking doll.

[12:39:18] Hey, boys.

[12:39:20] Hey, what's up, guys?

[12:39:22] What's up, man?

[12:39:24] I'm just doing my things, walking around.

[12:39:26] Okay.

[12:39:28] Your house?

[12:39:30] Doing your thing is walking around?

[12:39:32] I'm outside right now. I'm going for a walk.

[12:39:34] You're touching your ass?

[12:39:36] What do you mean, bro? I'm just doing my thing.

[12:39:38] All right.

[12:39:40] Walking around instead of driving

[12:39:43] All right, I like y'all are like way way over complicated this whole thing, bro. Holy fucking shit. Okay. All right. Let's hear purrs

[12:39:51] Drama keeper real brush. He was just trying to slide like it ain't nothing crazy, bro. Like angle I like

[12:39:58] You know

[12:40:00] my man moon moon

[12:40:02] Yeah, the bag

[12:40:04] So let me ask you a question. Okay, so come back to my earlier topic. Would you fuck a married woman?

[12:40:09] me hell yeah would you fuck a married man no there we go boom there we go

[12:40:16] statistics again yes sir there we go absolutely are you straight proves it

[12:40:23] doesn't matter he said he wouldn't fuck a man there we go yeah that that study

[12:40:35] clears that's crazy I'm telling you man a lot of most of them all women are alright

[12:40:46] so your take is just that she's just trying to get dick yeah I mean like I

[12:40:53] just I really don't think it's like some like big analysis shit that we got like

[12:40:57] over analyzed like but she probably just hated her husband she probably just

[12:41:03] fucking hated that motherfucking was like she didn't she didn't make him meta game or something

[12:41:08] i mean i do that too who fucking cares oh no but i just mean like can you imagine going to like

[12:41:14] your unemployed spouse and being like hey babe since you're not working would you just mind

[12:41:18] medicating for me yeah i i don't i don't think i could ask that to any girl i've ever seen

[12:41:28] before i think they would probably they'd probably cute on me if i asked them that

[12:41:31] shit to be honest so yeah other way but uh yeah i don't know these are like we're friends

[12:41:38] with these people you know well i don't like to be honest i'm pretty far removed i'm in

[12:41:44] a beautiful park right now this is fucking magical holy shit take picture why are you

[12:41:49] why are you in the park watching clearly dj in chat you just in the park you're just

[12:41:55] in the park watching penta alone i wasn't a little on a Wednesday i had a mid term today

[12:42:06] leave me alone oh okay you're walking home from class yeah that test was hard as fuck i ain't gonna

[12:42:11] lie but do you think it did well i think it did well oh i didn't think about it i got my dream

[12:42:18] job but i'm never returning to streaming well you're the future of this organization yeah i'm

[12:42:24] You impeach one day you guys are gonna run this company

[12:42:29] Mr.. Big Penta enterprises

[12:42:32] Yeah, maybe in like 30 years you can't retire. No, no, no, but now that's what I'm saying one day

[12:42:38] We're opening new ventures. I'm opening the the viewers Arby's

[12:42:42] All right. Well if you need somebody to manage your money hit my line. All right, you can manage the Arby's

[12:42:47] I'm good. I'm gonna go grab a calzone and a fucking Diet Coke and just guy out. So I'll talk to y'all later

[12:42:53] That's the most feminine thing I've ever heard in my life.

[12:42:56] I don't give a fuck to be honest.

[12:42:58] I don't care.

[12:42:59] You know what?

[12:43:00] I'm livin' my fucking truth.

[12:43:01] I'm livin' my truth.

[12:43:02] And it is what it is.

[12:43:03] What day is it?

[12:43:04] Monday?

[12:43:05] No, fuck it Wednesday.

[12:43:06] It's Wednesday.

[12:43:07] It's Wednesday.

[12:43:08] I gotta stop coaxing bro.

[12:43:09] It's so bad.

[12:43:10] Yeah.

[12:43:11] You gotta lay off that shit.

[12:43:12] Alright, see you later buddy.

[12:43:13] Alright, see you again.

[12:43:14] He watches me, of course he's only.

[12:43:20] Only high people watch this stream.

[12:43:22] That's not true.

[12:43:25] What are you high right now?

[12:43:27] Oh yeah.

[12:43:28] That's why I start so late.

[12:43:31] I gotta wait for them to walk up.

[12:43:33] Do you smoke at all?

[12:43:35] Are you opposed to it?

[12:43:36] No.

[12:43:37] I'm not opposed to it, but it makes me really really really really anxious.

[12:43:40] Oh no no no.

[12:43:41] Here.

[12:43:42] You should try weed and just smoke my...

[12:43:44] You should smoke.

[12:43:46] Watch my stream, try it.

[12:43:48] Don't smoke me.

[12:43:50] You wanna smoke here?

[12:43:55] No, I just get really really anxious when I smoke so I will not be trying that

[12:44:00] Should try us to Tiva's I

[12:44:03] Why is it that every person that smokes weed anytime that you tell them that like you don't smoke or you get anxious or whatever

[12:44:10] They always try and fucking sell you like bro all you have to do is try indica try this like a purple

[12:44:15] Because no because that's how it was with me

[12:44:17] And people always say try indica because it chills you out

[12:44:21] But it would do the same thing as giving anxiety stitiva's that because it's more of like a head high

[12:44:26] This you said they're just like a pilot. So what I am a fire. I mean, I'm a retired piehead. Okay. Yeah

[12:44:36] Yeah, for a while. I was opposed to medicating myself for anxiety and depression

[12:44:41] So I tried smoking weed for it

[12:44:43] And I have an awful reaction. I tried just like regular like the joints did not work

[12:44:50] I tried I got like a packs of ape did not work. I tried a bong did not work

[12:44:54] I tried a million different like strains nothing worked. It gives me panic attacks. You should try

[12:45:00] You should you should try the strain salvia

[12:45:03] And I think that would that would be good for you

[12:45:07] Salvia yeah, it's a strain. I now I think that would work for you

[12:45:15] Yep

[12:45:16] I've never I'm not sure that I've heard of salvia. It's just weed and it's just a strain of weed

[12:45:22] I'm all right. Yeah, not be good. Yeah

[12:45:26] Yeah, I just found actual medication like searcher lean

[12:45:31] We did is actual medicine that shit comes from the earth man

[12:45:34] That's true. That's true. God actually God actually gave us fucking weed is a gift and

[12:45:41] not religious and poppies

[12:45:45] Funny enough mushrooms. Don't make me anxious

[12:45:48] I have tripped out on mushrooms and like lost my connection to reality and felt less

[12:45:54] Anxious about that than being high on weight. Yeah, man. You had an ego death and you came out you came out

[12:46:00] Reborn man. You came out new

[12:46:02] You know good for you. Are you high right now? No, I've just I know

[12:46:08] Well, you just sounded really heavy. Yeah because because I I think I I I'm

[12:46:14] I'm, I'm big, Mr. Big Psychedelics.

[12:46:16] I think that everyone should, should do it

[12:46:18] if they have an interest with it.

[12:46:19] I, I really, I actually think that it,

[12:46:23] it makes you, it makes you think about things differently.

[12:46:25] You know what I mean?

[12:46:27] It opens your mind up to things a little differently.

[12:46:30] Right?

[12:46:31] Yeah.

[12:46:32] I've done mushrooms quite a few times.

[12:46:35] And it's always an interesting experience.

[12:46:37] I'm assuming that you've done them then.

[12:46:39] Oh yeah.

[12:46:41] Oh yeah.

[12:46:42] Oh yeah.

[12:46:43] Moody the gold caps and the blue stems and all that shit. I can't tell I can never tell if you're being serious or not

[12:46:54] Too high on much permanently on mushrooms is probably why

[12:46:58] Just perm a high on mushrooms

[12:47:01] Yeah

[12:47:07] The mushrooms you have where the where the stems blue were they like leaking blue out of it

[12:47:12] Yeah, they were called penis envy

[12:47:14] And I've had a golden you have penis envy. No, okay. That's what it was called. I would do man being a woman sounds shitty

[12:47:23] No, I I you know it would be cool to have the option to just have a cock

[12:47:30] You have that option

[12:47:32] Yeah, but that's like you do have that option

[12:47:36] Yeah, but it's not the same I'd like to fuck a woman, but like you know have a penis to do that

[12:47:40] But when you have like silicone you don't feel it it's still enjoy, but you don't know I mean you could you could go get a dick

[12:47:48] Yes, but then I take on get the dick is a lot more complicated isn't it?

[12:47:53] Maybe I don't know

[12:47:55] Yeah

[12:47:56] I'm look I'm I'm draining drama viewers right now

[12:48:00] I'm losing all that we stopped talking about the drama. I'm losing drama viewers

[12:48:04] We just that's okay. No, it's a now. You don't I mean they they all leave anyways

[12:48:09] Alright, well, read the DMs. I'm not gonna do that. I'll joke a little bit, but you know,

[12:48:19] these people are my friends, so that sucks. What can you do, right?

[12:48:27] Not cheat.

[12:48:28] Yeah. It sounds messy.

[12:48:30] That's so long.

[12:48:32] I'm gonna withhold judgment until more information comes out.

[12:48:37] Right?

[12:48:38] Right.

[12:48:38] No, I like to have judgment and then just whiplash myself

[12:48:43] as every new piece of info comes and just be like,

[12:48:46] oh my God, new take and another thing comes in.

[12:48:48] I'm like, holy shit, there's more.

[12:48:52] Yeah, no one really,

[12:48:53] I don't think anyone really gives a shit

[12:48:54] about what I think though.

[12:48:55] So that doesn't really matter that much, right?

[12:48:59] Maybe though, there's probably some people out there

[12:49:01] that actually think that I'm,

[12:49:03] I spit some real shit in there.

[12:49:05] You know, sometimes I do have my moments.

[12:49:09] I guess it's concerning to see a lot of like relationships online.

[12:49:14] Like the people that you look up to or watch and then all of a sudden

[12:49:17] it comes out that they've cheated on their partner.

[12:49:19] I just banned this guy for an hour.

[12:49:21] That's been like Penta Lisa's way.

[12:49:22] He's been spamming it.

[12:49:25] I just fucking just better.

[12:49:26] I did that to ban him for an hour.

[12:49:28] Penta says it sucks that these are his friends.

[12:49:31] It's you could turn the phone.

[12:49:34] Oh, Lisa, I invited her.

[12:49:36] She didn't fucking answer.

[12:49:37] Exactly chat

[12:49:39] You can join when she's ready

[12:49:45] During town of Salem. Yeah

[12:49:48] No, I just I can't believe that they they were doing this shit people are ERP during town of Salem

[12:49:54] I'm sitting there screaming and begging for my life like I'm not evil. I'm not evil and they're like

[12:49:59] I'm gonna fucking you're gonna you're gonna see what a penis looks like. All right

[12:50:05] I'm gonna show you

[12:50:08] I'm gonna show you what a penis looks like

[12:50:10] I didn't realize you had a call here

[12:50:13] Yeah sorry I made you wait

[12:50:15] There's some crazy shit

[12:50:17] Did you know about this shit?

[12:50:19] Not racist shit

[12:50:21] Crazy shit

[12:50:23] I did say crazy shit

[12:50:25] Oh yeah I did

[12:50:27] Why didn't you fucking tell me?

[12:50:29] Was it up to me?

[12:50:31] Well I didn't know

[12:50:33] Well I saw it on Twitter

[12:50:35] That's all I know

[12:50:37] It's like it's like stuff that I think should be handled privately, but it's always public, you know

[12:50:44] Yeah, that's true that guy probably shouldn't have let it bang like that

[12:50:49] That guy I mean his wife of 15 years cheated on him with like an entire DOJ staff

[12:50:55] Yeah, but I think I think going straight

[12:50:58] I think going straight to an RP subreddit and making a post about it is legitimately

[12:51:06] I maybe kind of agree with cheating on him now and I

[12:51:11] Mean, I know I know but then I like I kind of get it a little bit a little bit because that's crazy

[12:51:18] What the fuck that's wild

[12:51:20] What you're saying is you see why she wanted to leave him. I don't not see it

[12:51:26] I don't not see it going up dude finding out that you that you got cucked by moon moon and going straight to reddit is

[12:51:33] is um, I deserve to be cheated on behavior, I think.

[12:51:39] That's insane! Who does that? What the fuck?

[12:51:41] It seems like he was just- That's actually crazy!

[12:51:44] Oh, I just got cheated on!

[12:51:46] Ha ha, what the fuck?

[12:51:48] Straight to Reddit?

[12:51:50] That's crazy!

[12:51:51] Hey, I think it's like not cool if you have children, especially, but you know, that's like...

[12:51:58] That's that's like just don't even fucking talk about it public. Oh, that's crazy

[12:52:06] I've been sitting on door. I don't know. I didn't even know she was fucking I didn't even know she was married

[12:52:11] I know moon does but he has been separated from his wife for two months

[12:52:15] So it is possible that this all started two months ago. So

[12:52:21] That's crazy. Yeah, if it happened before and that had any kind of contribution to them

[12:52:26] Having with a split then that's up with us

[12:52:28] Yeah

[12:52:33] That's pretty crazy

[12:52:35] People are pissed off of me about the reddit thing that was sometimes you have to explain on the internet that was obviously a joke

[12:52:41] But when I was like he maybe deserved to get cheated on but I don't know that's crazy

[12:52:48] That's still I that's a while. I can't imagine going straight to reddit

[12:52:52] That still is crazy

[12:52:55] Because some of the screenshots were from last night's to us game

[12:52:58] So it's not like he had this for like a week. It was like, I guess after TOS

[12:53:03] She must have gotten confronted or something. That's what I'm imagining in my head. He's like, okay now that you're done your game

[12:53:10] boom

[12:53:11] Let's talk. You know what? I don't think so. I think I think that he I think that she's still sleeping right now

[12:53:18] And I think that he posted all this shit on reddit

[12:53:22] Like see you sneak attack waited for her to fall asleep

[12:53:25] Yeah, and then he like crawled out of bed and was like bitch. I'm going to get gta or p-cliff rattler

[12:53:32] Rattle her before she can get her story straight

[12:53:35] She wakes up like fly. Yeah, yeah fucking rattler

[12:53:39] Don't say shit until until until she's fucking just like staring through her phone

[12:53:44] Like panicked fucking rattler ass man, and then and then and then you and then you and then you confront

[12:53:51] I hate public humiliation in general

[12:53:55] Okay, is that because every time you're going public you're humiliatedly

[12:54:10] Yeah, I agree like I mean directly put it on Twitter. Well because I mean listen

[12:54:16] People that are hurt do hurtful shit man, you know, and I mean that sounds like some shit that someone would say that has a joker tattoo

[12:54:23] Um, but you know, I mean it is true like right like the guys hurt and you know

[12:54:29] He's doing some fucking crazy shit, man. That's what happens, you know

[12:54:33] But at the point just he's lashing out as it is

[12:54:37] I don't know if it's a thing you'd want to talk about hearing. I mean, I would never admit to get it

[12:54:45] Like

[12:54:48] He sees the messages and he's like 15 years of my fucking life

[12:54:51] Yeah, and he and he's immediately just like I can't imagine the hurt and he's like well

[12:54:56] What the fuck am I gonna do?

[12:54:57] What can you do to even give her like a modicum of the pain that could come from 15 years of fucking marriage?

[12:55:02] Well, that's what so that's why I'm almost like there's gotta be likes he can't

[12:55:08] There's no way he's completely blindsided by it right because immediately going to read it. That's like some

[12:55:15] There's no way a person who just found that out just goes to read it. You know what I mean?

[12:55:20] Like immediately you gotta like fucking just be like scorched earth like okay you want to throw away a relationship

[12:55:26] Let's throw away your public image, too

[12:55:28] Yeah, but yeah, I feel like you're not thinking like that after you got a fucking like scream and fucking cry and binge drink for two days first

[12:55:35] right

[12:55:37] married to

[12:55:39] Or was it?

[12:55:40] We don't know

[12:55:42] No

[12:55:44] Yeah, that's true, but maybe

[12:55:46] I don't know man kind of cringe that it was put publicly

[12:55:52] Hope that things are all right, who are you talking? Do you know this never happened to any of us?

[12:55:59] What are you talking to us?

[12:56:01] Saying it as a general state

[12:56:05] Okay, I'm crazy shit. It is fucked up

[12:56:11] All right, so I'm about to get in game in a little bit

[12:56:13] All right. Sorry. I didn't mean it. I mean it's not like I was rushing you. I was just saying like I don't know if it's a

[12:56:20] I just I just don't know what you're saying. That's all. Oh, I'm just saying that

[12:56:25] the whole situation is fucked up and I

[12:56:29] Don't know if it's a thing to comment on you know, I

[12:56:34] Got Bailey into talking about my whole fucking jet PEP W'd me for fucking five minutes

[12:56:43] posted on Reddit, I have, it's my god damn right as a North American citizen.

[12:56:52] Wait, wait, wait, there's new info.

[12:56:55] This guy is apparently a no pixel drama.

[12:56:58] Is he a no pixel drama?

[12:56:59] Pull up his Reddit account.

[12:57:01] Is this guy, is he a drama farmer?

[12:57:06] Maybe his whole, maybe his whole 15 year marriage was an elaborate drama farming, uh, the scheme.

[12:57:15] Oh, shit.

[12:57:18] That would be fucking crazy.

[12:57:21] Maybe he planned all this shit.

[12:57:23] 15 years is a long ass time to be fucking planning all that, I think.

[12:57:28] I don't, I mean, I don't think that was planned.

[12:57:36] Reddit account is like at least 10 years old it was made in 2013 his last like comment or anything on anything was like a year ago

[12:57:43] He's only talked in

[12:57:45] Like a new world game. Why the fuck did they have to do this shit on Wednesday, man? Wow? I feel like they went

[12:57:57] Well my Wednesday chats are already full of like fucking moon isn't streaming I'm gonna take it out on you chatters

[12:58:03] years. I mean, I haven't talked to the guy in over a year, but I hold him in a high regard

[12:58:15] because he's been very, you know, he's been very supportive with my streaming career.

[12:58:23] But, but, you know, but this, this all sounds fucking crazy, right? So, right? I mean,

[12:58:33] Yeah, I mean, I mean he made me but but I mean it but all this stuff is pretty funny. So I'm conflicted, you know

[12:58:44] Yeah, I mean before people dog pile on moon it is I don't think anyone is

[12:58:50] I think the people are if you go through the reddit comments some people are being really harsh obviously

[12:58:55] Yeah, but those are all just changang viewers. You got to remember. Okay, so all RP drama

[12:59:01] No one actually gives a fuck. Like do you think these people on the reddit actually give a fuck about anyone's marriage or anyone's kids?

[12:59:08] They don't fucking care. They just they just care that

[12:59:12] They were on whatever side of that battle, right? You know what I'm saying?

[12:59:18] No one actually fucking cares, you know, it's just all fucking virtual signaling and fucking, you know soapbox

[12:59:25] Getting on their soapbox, you know

[12:59:27] They just they just see this is a giant changang w I don't know

[12:59:38] Jealous of that I'm envious of

[12:59:42] I'm envious of that

[12:59:45] That's nice of you

[12:59:47] But yeah, I mean, I don't know maybe maybe some people care

[12:59:53] It's possible that he didn't know I think people just like

[12:59:56] Followed by many and they like they like they idolize him and cheating is kind of fucked up especially if you have children now all that

[13:00:04] Yeah, they also the LOSF threat is probably a little more bias

[13:00:07] But I don't think that I don't think that you can really take anything in the RP subreddit seriously because everyone's arguing in bad faith

[13:00:15] Everyone has biased in that subreddit. That's all I'm trying to say

[13:00:19] Which is why you should watch us because this is clearly an unbiased

[13:00:23] We are basically like yeah, I'm just here for the KWs really

[13:00:28] W's about this very

[13:00:33] Home-wreshing situation. I mean it's so it sounds like the home was already wrecked Lisa

[13:00:40] Well, I guess but how old are the children?

[13:00:43] We don't know Lisa

[13:00:45] Lisa I'm gonna be honest

[13:00:47] You're trying to take this position of like think of the kids and I think you're preaching to the wrong crowd of about this one

[13:00:52] Oh, okay.

[13:00:54] Fuck the kids.

[13:00:55] Well, okay, but I'm not saying that as well.

[13:00:58] Fuck the kids.

[13:00:59] Jesus Christ.

[13:01:00] Holy shit, what is that tape?

[13:01:03] No, no one's saying that.

[13:01:05] Don't do that.

[13:01:06] He's totally in the wrong as well.

[13:01:10] He breaks me how I can't win.

[13:01:12] Well, no, I mean, it's just...

[13:01:15] My boss is even writing to me.

[13:01:17] Yeah, there's a middle ground, Lisa.

[13:01:21] Jonas!

[13:01:22] There's a middle ground, you know, you can you can just be in it for the for the LOLs

[13:01:32] For the walls, right? I think most people are

[13:01:36] You know the middle ground. I mean, I don't know

[13:01:41] I think I think it's kind of cringe when like my brain is that my brain is that like the fuck are you doing?

[13:01:47] Posting that online the fuck did you do cheating on this person and also the other person cheating on the other person?

[13:01:54] and whatever it's your business, leave it.

[13:01:57] Wow.

[13:01:58] I guess.

[13:01:59] That's my grenade.

[13:02:00] That's how my grenade is.

[13:02:01] Great, great, great take from Lisa.

[13:02:02] All right, that's a, yeah, all right, that's a good.

[13:02:05] Thank you.

[13:02:06] That's a good, thank you.

[13:02:07] Wow.

[13:02:08] That's a good take.

[13:02:10] Good take from Lisa.

[13:02:12] Fantastic.

[13:02:13] That's fucked up.

[13:02:13] Anyway.

[13:02:14] He just doesn't like it.

[13:02:15] This doesn't happen to you, right?

[13:02:17] Me?

[13:02:18] No, not you, but like to chat, you know,

[13:02:20] If your girl or your guy is European or in a GTA relationship with someone, okay?

[13:02:27] Just-

[13:02:28] Did you just assume that my chat has girlfriends?

[13:02:33] Oh.

[13:02:34] Hey, there's got to be one person.

[13:02:36] Oh, I'm so sorry, guys.

[13:02:38] There's got to be one person.

[13:02:39] I forgot.

[13:02:40] That's what I'm saying.

[13:02:41] You guys are, I think, you guys don't, you guys don't, I don't think you understand my base.

[13:02:45] I'm so sorry.

[13:02:46] I didn't mean, oh, I offended them.

[13:02:49] I'm no no don't do that. I'm oh no not the one with it. No stop

[13:03:00] Yeah, that's not good

[13:03:06] Peach I guess don't don't marry a stream

[13:03:13] His name is Lucas

[13:03:15] Oh, no, I'm at like this game or twitch

[13:03:19] Mr. Mouton Mr. Mouton

[13:03:22] Mr. Mootin. Oh, okay. Yeah, I got worried for a second there cuz I thought he cheats like I thought Moon Moon was your

[13:03:31] Husband, so that's my only day. That was like wait a minute

[13:03:38] You were just like girl, I'm so sorry for your children not like like

[13:03:43] Before the call is that why you've been acting so fucking weird

[13:03:46] No, it's cuz I'm fucking drunk cuz I've been waiting for a fucking hour for you

[13:03:50] Well, I didn't know this shit was gonna happen today. I wish I would have gotten the fucking

[13:03:54] yesterday I

[13:03:56] I

[13:03:57] Fucking peach you start tell me about it. I see myself in you Lisa. I think the record says okay. It's bisexual. What did I just say?

[13:04:08] spirits

[13:04:12] Socially silly I think I think that ADHD

[13:04:15] She I think that if I like smoked weed with you guys that it would actually probably

[13:04:21] Give me I'm not even high

[13:04:23] It would it would give me a mental illness. I think it would turn me into a schizo. Oh

[13:04:28] I don't

[13:04:30] I don't think I I don't think I could ever be high around you two ever you are you are the only two people I

[13:04:35] Should however take acid. I would come I could never be on anything

[13:04:40] Well, I could be drunk around you guys, but I could not be on any sort of sub drugs around you people

[13:04:47] Now you guys would fucking give me a you guys are giving me a you you'd fuck my trip up you turn you turn it bad for sure

[13:04:54] Okay, I guess

[13:04:57] Why though like what do you think? I don't know at least so whatever we're out. I just always feel like you're in danger

[13:05:02] I don't know what it is. I just

[13:05:05] Everybody thinks that everybody literally thinks that I don't know. Did you ever play?

[13:05:10] Did you play Yoshi's Island with the way you got the baby?

[13:05:15] Okay, that's how I feel about these I just I just

[13:05:18] Yeah, you just always seem like you're you just don't know what's happening and you're just always in danger

[13:05:24] You know, that's what that's what everybody and it's it's a little stressful

[13:05:29] I appreciate that because it's sweet because it means that you care and all that

[13:05:35] Like a fatherly figure.

[13:05:37] I swear to God, all I, well, I'm, okay, honestly, I make responsible decisions.

[13:05:49] Nope, that's not true.

[13:05:50] But, okay, well, I'll fuck you.

[13:05:53] Already wrong.

[13:05:56] I guess I'll go fuck myself.

[13:05:58] All right, good. Good take from Lisa.

[13:06:00] You see, that's how it is.

[13:06:03] I tell them hey, I'm an adult that can make decisions that are good and then and then I'm like nah

[13:06:08] No, do I need to bring up examples?

[13:06:12] All right. No, how about you're deciding to walk everywhere in America at like midnight?

[13:06:19] That's not even what I do. That's not even true. What you walk around way too late. No, I don't

[13:06:26] Even don't I make sure that it's a light outside when I go there

[13:06:29] It's the ATB and I'm back when it there's only been maybe once or twice where it's been like maybe a little bit darker

[13:06:37] I know at least a fine. Maybe I I just I kind of want to strap a bro

[13:06:42] I'm gonna start a GoPro to you for a day like that. He was dogs

[13:06:50] Shit

[13:06:55] And also

[13:07:01] You're an interesting

[13:07:04] Interesting being Lisa that's for sure. Thank you. I think thank you

[13:07:09] Someone said moon responded. I think moon's gonna be fun here. That's just crazy

[13:07:15] Yeah, he's never coming back to RP now. It's over, huh?

[13:07:18] You think he's gonna leave RP because of this? I think he already did but now I think he now it's definitely over

[13:07:25] It's given a card in RP right now

[13:07:28] Speaking of which

[13:07:29] Senadreus state identification

[13:07:33] His response is funny. That's good. Yeah, he's just got it. You got it. You got a you got a joker way out of it, you know

[13:07:41] That's cool. That's fair. God. He should have done the doctor disrespect thing

[13:07:46] What do you say stupid fucking mistakes?

[13:07:49] He did nice

[13:07:53] nice

[13:07:55] Stupid fucking mistakes man. Good

[13:07:59] Yeah, that's what you gotta do

[13:08:03] Moon basically said divas husband said they were an open marriage I

[13:08:08] Don't do that shit. She's told I don't do that shit

[13:08:13] Yeah, but the husband immediately responded and said that's not the case

[13:08:17] I think that it's just waiting for like I think they're saying that she lied

[13:08:23] Yeah, yeah

[13:08:27] Does she get banned from no pixel now

[13:08:29] I guess it depends if he has proof because theoretically the husband could just be really

[13:08:37] vindictive and lie about that.

[13:08:39] That's so long.

[13:08:40] Should I like, should I close for more beef to this one?

[13:08:44] No, keep it open.

[13:08:45] Lisa, your take.

[13:08:46] Yeah, no, I don't, yeah.

[13:08:47] I was actually thinking about removing it from the call.

[13:08:50] Oh, you don't need my take.

[13:08:54] All you do is ramble something in Italian and then say, sorry, I'm drunk.

[13:08:58] Yeah, that's all you've been saying.

[13:09:04] Yeah, that's all I do.

[13:09:06] You're right.

[13:09:07] I'm sorry.

[13:09:08] I'll be better.

[13:09:11] Hey.

[13:09:12] That's, that's crazy, man.

[13:09:14] I mean, I guess that's all I'm saying.

[13:09:16] Yeah, I'm sorry that guy cheated on that person and like, I'm sorry that happened,

[13:09:20] I guess.

[13:09:21] Okay.

[13:09:22] Another good take from Lisa.

[13:09:24] I'm sorry that happened.

[13:09:26] I'm sorry that happened.

[13:09:27] That's fucked up.

[13:09:28] Okay.

[13:09:29] Yeah, well, I, you know.

[13:09:34] Shouldn't have done it, you know?

[13:09:36] I guess it seems like Moon doesn't really seem to care, so that's good.

[13:09:42] Okay, it's always awkward when like sex gets leaked because in the moment it's like really

[13:09:48] hot and sexy, but from any third person's perspective, like reading it makes you cringe.

[13:09:53] Yeah, that's how sex works, I think, it's like that post nut clarity, right?

[13:09:58] Yeah.

[13:09:59] Yeah.

[13:10:00] kind of. I mean, I would never call myself a cum slut to

[13:10:04] anybody. So well, okay, I'm just that's who said that. Get

[13:10:10] that birth control taken out and I'll have you bent over and

[13:10:13] knocked up day one. Who the fuck are you talking to?

[13:10:20] Jake, I'm talking to Lisa. Lisa. Yeah, it's the DMs that

[13:10:24] we each other. I read my DMs to Lisa. Yeah. Oh, that was

[13:10:29] I knew you I knew you guys were kindred serious. Yeah. Yeah, we both kind of like fucking do that. Yeah. Yeah

[13:10:35] Sorry, I didn't mean to like I'm sorry. I'm a little drunk. I I don't mean to out you like that

[13:10:41] No, it's okay

[13:10:47] Tell me when cops out of meeting yo

[13:10:51] yo

[13:10:52] Wait, I invented that word

[13:10:55] Check the group chat. Have you not read these? Oh

[13:10:57] Oh man, dude, I fucking woke up and Chelsea made me a breakfast burrito, and then I looked

[13:11:04] out of the window and I saw the sun shining on my yard, and I was like, it's a really

[13:11:08] good day, and I've been having a really good sub-a-done.

[13:11:10] And then I came up, and then I came up, and then I came up, and then I came up,

[13:11:17] and then I came up, and then I came up, and then I came up, and then I came up,

[13:11:23] Some birds were chirping.

[13:11:26] Yeah, this is why I was like, I was like, I was like,

[13:11:29] I was like, it's nice outside.

[13:11:31] No, I have to piss.

[13:11:33] You know, what the fuck?

[13:11:36] You're talking.

[13:11:37] I have to piss.

[13:11:41] What the fuck?

[13:11:42] Yeah.

[13:11:42] And then I come into a wave of peps.

[13:11:47] Someone said, Moon said that we're

[13:11:48] allowed to make fun of them.

[13:11:50] That's good.

[13:11:51] That's nice.

[13:11:52] You got to own it.

[13:11:54] Thank you, I don't think he meant us.

[13:11:59] I think he meant everyone.

[13:12:00] Yeah, I'm I'm saying thank you on I'm just basically a Reddit chatter.

[13:12:05] Yeah. Yeah.

[13:12:08] Also, thank you, Moon, for saving the RPS, the RP clip subreddit.

[13:12:17] Yeah.

[13:12:18] Yeah, it's nice.

[13:12:20] There hadn't been a fucking there hadn't been anything decent on that

[13:12:23] sub in the fucking months.

[13:12:26] That place was a ghost town.

[13:12:31] Yeah, there's also like this is a clip that aged really, really poorly.

[13:12:41] You got all the shit.

[13:12:43] I'm it just read it.

[13:12:46] Wouldn't someone who loves his wife so much, comma, not risk losing all that by

[13:12:51] in quotes, role playing a in quotes, fake relationship.

[13:12:56] One, I super love my wife and I'm going to we are in a very

[13:13:02] Very good relationship that does not require

[13:13:06] Yeah, my wife like you talking to that the fucking role-play girl like that's the difference between you me is that I am

[13:13:13] Trying to role-play character. I have no feelings for the person on the other end of my role-play characters

[13:13:18] Fucking shit. I have no intentions of speaking to them out of character

[13:13:25] You're projecting what you would be doing in my situation. We're not the same motherfucker. Oops. I am the GOAT

[13:13:32] You are a fucking jerk off dude

[13:13:40] Had to RP at go title reclaimed all right

[13:13:44] Whoo, pet to the best role player title reclaimed. Let's go

[13:13:51] All right, oh, yeah, yeah, that's why you got to

[13:13:56] um

[13:14:00] You got it you got a fucking beat the shit out of your your RP

[13:14:04] Girlfriends you have to man. I killed

[13:14:10] Yeah, you have to satire that shit because if you just sit around and you're just like

[13:14:15] Here's how my day was, you know, it's almost gonna catch feelings or see see it's it see it's all see

[13:14:22] We'll be like shut up fat bitch

[13:14:24] pictures oh my god it's not even what I was talking about you know god damn why

[13:14:32] can't people just fucking role play you know that's my whole thing man is I

[13:14:35] can't does no one care about the sanctity of RP anymore am I the only one

[13:14:40] am I the last role player no man I actually feel like I'm the last fucking

[13:14:46] role player sometimes holy fucking shit man no one cares has as though has it

[13:14:51] always been like this? Am I fucking delusional? Have I just been fucking chasing this wild fucking

[13:14:59] dream and fantasy of what roleplay should be? And no one agrees with me? Is that what's going on?

[13:15:05] I don't fucking know, man.

[13:15:07] I think I'm appearing on the planet Earth that actually...

[13:15:10] RPs, you're the only actor that is genuine, like separates their character from their

[13:15:16] personality. That's the thing you do perfectly.

[13:15:20] Don't tell me that we're supposed to be playing characters. Yes, man. That's why I made you do an Australian accent

[13:15:26] That's actually why I made you do an Australian accent and hasn't it helped. It's helped hasn't it?

[13:15:31] I don't even how the fuck do people have time for this man. I have so many fucking DMs that I'm like

[13:15:40] Oh, yeah, I gotta respond to that person

[13:15:43] You know what I do when I end the stream

[13:15:45] I get a bowl of spaghetti and I take it to bed and then I watch the sopranos

[13:15:48] Yeah, you sure as fuck don't respond to DM

[13:15:53] I'm so fucking bad at it me anytime that I want to talk about something or tell you something that

[13:16:01] You guys want to see something crazy here?

[13:16:10] Hold on

[13:16:12] This is that this is actually me

[13:16:14] this is actually

[13:16:18] Yeah, that's uh

[13:16:20] How many messages is that?

[13:16:22] it's just not yeah well it's 321 321 texts I just don't yeah 321 not red

[13:16:36] text what's wrong with me I just don't want to fucking be bothered man I just

[13:16:45] don't want to be fucking bothered you know what I mean I got my pinball

[13:16:49] machines and I got my dogs. I got Chelsea. I just want to be fucking bothered. No, it's

[13:17:00] not that. I feel like toxic relationship RP. The only good relationship RP. Yeah, I agree

[13:17:11] because it's interesting. It's interesting. I feel like yes, the only good relationship

[13:17:16] of RP is when you're both trying to gaslight each other.

[13:17:20] Like it can be in different ways, but it has to be toxic.

[13:17:23] That's the only way that it's funny.

[13:17:25] Yeah.

[13:17:26] RP is the only fun with gaslighting, real.

[13:17:29] And beating.

[13:17:30] And beating, yeah.

[13:17:32] Yeah.

[13:17:33] Now, you know what it is, is I really,

[13:17:36] I wish that I'd really do try to be a good friend,

[13:17:38] but I feel like there's just so much easier in like,

[13:17:41] it's harder to maintain friendships as you grow up,

[13:17:43] because now I feel bad.

[13:17:45] I'm sorry if I don't respond to- if people are watching, I don't respond to your DM. I just-

[13:17:51] I just want to go to bed after I end stream, man, you know?

[13:17:55] No, it's not that I hate you, Moose. It's just- it's- it's- it's hard, man. I just- I'm just so fucking lazy all the time, you know?

[13:18:02] You show up for streams consistently, though. Like, for everything in life that you could be consistent for,

[13:18:07] you could be consistent at texting.

[13:18:09] I'm consistently a fat ass, too.

[13:18:11] Okay, but you're consistent in streaming like you stream like you know you're five days a week. You're here

[13:18:19] Why do I are chat saying well? I feel like I am one of the most consistent streamers on this platform

[13:18:26] Period for me as an ADHD person. I look at how consistent you are at streaming

[13:18:30] And I'm like how the fuck do you do that? You know, I just really cool. I like it

[13:18:36] It's fun consistency is like this is

[13:18:39] Are you sure you don't have ADHD?

[13:18:43] No, I don't have ADHD Lisa

[13:18:46] Are you sure? I know you do because you just completely derailed the conversation about what peace

[13:18:53] Just completely fucking derailed that we were talking about what I mean, what the hell was that just interrupt that was rude

[13:19:02] Lisa

[13:19:06] You actually because that was that that was actually rude

[13:19:09] I'm sorry, Peach.

[13:19:11] I didn't mean to fucking hurt your feelings.

[13:19:13] Please forgive me.

[13:19:15] Oh my God.

[13:19:17] I'm gonna fucking live with this pain.

[13:19:20] People are saying plus one.

[13:19:21] That's not me being mad.

[13:19:23] I'm telling Lisa what she needs to do.

[13:19:25] That was a little rude.

[13:19:29] I know it was.

[13:19:31] I completely interrupted you, but I didn't like,

[13:19:35] I did say earlier, hold on, I got an RP.

[13:19:38] And I was why do you think I would have a DHD I think multi-tasking is a myth

[13:19:45] We were supposed to like meet up an hour ago in RP and then you like started talking about people

[13:19:50] Right, yeah, I didn't know all this was gonna happen today, and it's fucking crazy

[13:19:57] Maybe you can message the husband and ask him to like only post more updates like tomorrow moon

[13:20:04] No, no you should message like divas husband and then all

[13:20:07] I just ask him to like postpone

[13:20:09] What is it caffeine king? Yeah, you like hey, bro, I guess I could he probably knows who I am if he's a fucking reddit

[13:20:20] Just this is too much for me today

[13:20:23] Should we let him take the town of Salem spot?

[13:20:28] Well, will he be locked in or will he be leaking will he be a little weaker?

[13:20:33] Because he can't be leaking to read it on the side as parents. He posted clips of

[13:20:38] Lisa! Are you talking about his penis?

[13:20:41] Haha, I'm talking about his pee.

[13:20:44] He's a CG guy now?

[13:20:45] He himself.

[13:20:49] Oh, it's like we're talking about...

[13:20:51] CG just got a new member.

[13:20:53] Peech!

[13:20:55] I thought they were talking about it!

[13:20:57] We know when people are hard and then they...

[13:20:59] Oh, he's leaking.

[13:21:02] Ew! Like you said he was leaking!

[13:21:04] Why would I think pee?

[13:21:06] leaking leaking piss dude you guys sorry I imagined in the breath I found that guy

[13:21:19] okay I'm sorry you take pee their pants don't leak their pants it's leaking okay she does

[13:21:30] I thought you leak pee.

[13:21:33] Who leaks pee? They just pee. Sometimes I do.

[13:21:38] You have you given birth? What is your pelvic floor like? No, I just I think it just

[13:21:46] Terms one time where like I couldn't hold it in, you know, I like a little just type it.

[13:21:53] You like leak pee?

[13:21:55] Yeah, five billion years

[13:22:06] Can you drink alcohol now oh you are getting drunk aren't you Lisa?

[13:22:18] You're gonna be drunk throughout this no, I'm not even drunk

[13:22:23] I'm like you're trying to turn this into nightmare mode. No, I've just been fucking bored

[13:22:31] Just wine I'm okay. No, honestly, I've been sipping because it helps me calm down a little

[13:22:37] Why are you are you nervous?

[13:22:40] I don't know because it's been like the past four days talking to people meeting new people who know me

[13:22:45] But I don't know them. No, you've said the last four days been drinking and now that feeling that you're getting

[13:22:50] No, I didn't even drink. I promise you I didn't even drink I drank maybe one one or two glasses

[13:22:56] You did get drunk at TwitchCon and cheat on your wife. I did

[13:23:00] No, okay, I didn't cheat on my wife, but I did get drunk maybe one of days and then it was like stress

[13:23:07] You were okay, man. I'm okay. I'm sober enough to RP man

[13:23:15] What's what's too drunk R. P?

[13:23:17] like being unintelligible

[13:23:21] you have a too drunk rp it's not like driving a car

[13:23:24] you can rp under the influence alright girls don't do that

[13:23:29] alright uh i'm leaving this all now

[13:23:32] hold up can i still come to office on 21st? when's your birthday?

[13:23:35] november oh what day? uh 18

[13:23:39] are you not 21 yet? no i'm turning 21

[13:23:43] i mean otherwise i'll just get shift based in canada

[13:23:46] 18th

[13:23:49] It's like a week before Thanksgiving

[13:23:52] You're going to Austin for your birthday. Well, I'm asking if I can come to Austin

[13:23:56] Because I mean I've been able to drink in Canada for two years. You're not allowed to come in Austin

[13:24:00] I got a fucking shit face on Friday. Let me uh, okay

[13:24:04] Let's I I would I would like that

[13:24:07] But let's put it. Let's put a pit moon and say I'm the he wants to visit Austin, okay

[13:24:11] Maybe we could do a whole thing that would

[13:24:13] All right, let's try to find a way to make that work because here's the thing November is is is tough for me

[13:24:21] No, that's the week of Thanksgiving, right? Oh, fuck. I have no idea

[13:24:26] Yeah, no, Thanksgiving's on the 21st, right?

[13:24:37] Okay, well, we're gonna try to figure that out because

[13:24:39] Um, yeah a lot so it's my birthday in November. It's Chelsea's birthday. I know everyone's birthday is in November peach

[13:24:50] What day is your birthday? What day is yours?

[13:24:54] Wait, I don't want to say in front of everyone in case someone tries to I don't know

[13:24:57] They won't do that. I promise. I just put it. That's why that's that day's mine. Are you joking? No, I'm serious

[13:25:04] That is why you and chief crew distant. Are you actually kidding me? No, that is that's my that's my birthday

[13:25:13] really yeah that's fucking crazy that's crazy what are the odds that the odds of that

[13:25:21] wow cool all right oh thanksgiving is the 28th oh it is

[13:25:28] oh it's the last week of november okay yeah we could we could we could we could probably make

[13:25:34] that work for your birthday's on a monday it's not fault yo sorry no that's not that bad we can

[13:25:40] You can go out Sunday and then we can be at the bar at midnight.

[13:25:43] I mean, that's what you're supposed to do.

[13:25:45] Yeah, I mean, like, yeah, I mean, ideally, like,

[13:25:48] I'd like to do it on my birthday, because otherwise,

[13:25:50] like, what the fuck is the point?

[13:25:51] But I can even, like, if you want to push,

[13:25:52] it'll never work for you.

[13:25:53] I'm pretty.

[13:25:54] We could do Sunday.

[13:25:55] You're going to, I'm going to be honest, though.

[13:25:56] You're going to be really drunk.

[13:25:59] And I don't think you know me, but I'm an alcoholic.

[13:26:03] Oh, boy.

[13:26:04] OK, buddy.

[13:26:05] Are you going to want to say that?

[13:26:06] Well, that's not good.

[13:26:07] OK.

[13:26:08] I can drink here.

[13:26:09] I'm gonna have to say that.

[13:26:10] All right.

[13:26:11] Yeah, but that's not good to be an alcoholic.

[13:26:13] Okay.

[13:26:14] Listen, okay, you're not an alcoholic

[13:26:15] unless you're below, okay.

[13:26:16] You can't be an alcoholic if you're below the age of 30

[13:26:19] and you're drinking with friends.

[13:26:21] That's not true.

[13:26:22] What the fuck are you saying?

[13:26:22] I drank to another table when he was here last.

[13:26:25] Moose, I actually did not drink in the United States.

[13:26:27] I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

[13:26:29] I don't know.

[13:26:30] Moose bought a minor alcohol in America.

[13:26:33] I don't know.

[13:26:35] What Moose brother is talking about?

[13:26:38] Moose.

[13:26:39] Moose brought a minor over international borders and got them there.

[13:26:46] Wow, we were drinking Coca-Cola.

[13:26:52] We were drinking Coca-Cola.

[13:26:55] That's all right.

[13:26:57] This one year at TwitchCon, I gave Whippy my ID so he could get into a bar when he was

[13:27:03] 20.

[13:27:04] So that's okay.

[13:27:05] Allegedly.

[13:27:06] Very funny.

[13:27:07] I committed a crime

[13:27:10] No, I did it

[13:27:12] But he but he was like he's like mine. I'm from Australia. I've been drinking for since not since I was in me britches

[13:27:19] And I was like, I don't give a shit

[13:27:22] Yeah, like whatever you fucking cares

[13:27:26] It's all straight on you gives a fuck

[13:27:31] That's crazy, what are the odds

[13:27:33] Actually that rare, but I very rarely find people that you know

[13:27:39] Yeah, are you I feel like a chat's just pepping when when I say that so I feel like you might be

[13:27:46] No, it's true. Are we doing survivor today?

[13:27:54] Yeah

[13:27:56] J birds out J birds out

[13:27:58] I'm about to just give you up the fucking prize to everyone and save all my ideas for a group that actually wants to do it

[13:28:03] I have been so into it and I think that other people have been too

[13:28:07] I know that quarks really into it

[13:28:10] Okay, really?

[13:28:11] Yeah, but you guys don't think that's allowed. No

[13:28:18] well

[13:28:20] Why would that are they're leaving now, right?

[13:28:23] Yes, like they quit so okay, so they're not in that anymore

[13:28:27] Yeah, so other three people are no you guys aren't allowed to slope the prize money

[13:28:31] And I'm actually gonna have my lawyer draft up a contract that says you guys can't do it

[13:28:36] Or will error I'm gonna see you for $20,000

[13:28:39] 20,000

[13:28:45] No, cuz that's it's lame and you guys that's just fucking lame then no one gives a fuck I need you guys to actually fucking

[13:28:52] No, but I need you to act I needed to be all or nothing if you guys

[13:28:55] I'm gonna have my lawyer draft up a contract that says if you split this prize money, you're gonna get sued for $50,000

[13:29:03] And then and then if you if you sign it and you split the fucking prize money

[13:29:07] I swear to God I will actually sue you. I don't care either.

[13:29:17] Okay, I'm not Jewish number one, I think that's a different religion.

[13:29:21] Yeah, it makes it a match in here. All right, so in my opinion, I think that it helps to take off because

[13:29:30] a lot of these people aren't biggie biggie streamers. Okay, so that's a lot of money and then everyone feels bad.

[13:29:36] I think that just have it like the alliance that we have right now that I was looped into is that

[13:29:42] The fries pull would be split between us three no matter which one of the three people in the alliance would win

[13:29:49] But the person who win wins would be Wrangler's protege

[13:29:53] So the characters are still uber fighting over that and we have

[13:29:57] behind-the-scenes drama that we're having and like

[13:30:00] Like conflict and stuff to be the protege hold up hold up if 20 real 20,000 real dollars on the line

[13:30:07] No, three thousand. I'm just gonna sue them for that much. Oh

[13:30:10] I mean even three bands bro. Fuck it. Do that shit. I

[13:30:15] Do a lot more for a lot less all y'all gonna do is just like fuck over some people on grand theft auto

[13:30:23] Yeah, that's I mean pretty much

[13:30:26] Yeah, that's true. You'd sell a Nintendo switch someone gifted you I

[13:30:30] I still have that switch. It's actually sitting right behind me.

[13:30:34] That's nice. You told me.

[13:30:35] I don't still... What?

[13:30:37] You told me you wanted to sell it.

[13:30:39] Oh yeah, because I needed it. My GPU died. I needed it.

[13:30:41] And then what did I do?

[13:30:43] You sent me $800 to my PayPal and said get whatever GPU you want.

[13:30:49] Did do that.

[13:30:50] I'm provoked.

[13:30:51] What a good guy.

[13:30:53] Good guy, Mr. Penta.

[13:30:54] What a good...

[13:30:56] And he gave me a career.

[13:30:57] So yeah, that's your fucking through way. It's okay, man

[13:31:01] You know, I knew I actually still get pretty good viewers. The Peru's army is still I got the most loyal fan base in GTRP, bro

[13:31:10] What are my viewers? That's okay. That's okay

[13:31:15] The Peru's army

[13:31:17] The Peru's army, that's what I call my fan base. Okay. We're a militia

[13:31:21] I'm a lot of shit.

[13:31:23] Oh, the Peru's militia.

[13:31:25] OK.

[13:31:25] No, but I feel like dude, it's crazy for like,

[13:31:28] I feel like I'll stream, I'll get into like,

[13:31:30] the vibe of streaming, and I'll do it like three times

[13:31:32] in a month, and motherfuckers do pop out still.

[13:31:34] So I really appreciate all the motherfuckers that like,

[13:31:37] still fuck with me.

[13:31:38] You should not sub to me though,

[13:31:40] because I'm too inconsistent.

[13:31:41] I'll take the money.

[13:31:42] Shout out to the day ones, I guess.

[13:31:44] Shout out to my day ones.

[13:31:45] Shout out to, uh, who are my mods?

[13:31:47] 10KB, shout out, shout out to SirSaltiBacon.

[13:31:51] I haven't seen Bacon at all.

[13:31:52] I don't know where he's at.

[13:31:54] Bacon, like, I still mean Bacon talk like every day.

[13:31:57] He just kind of, like, just put the air in.

[13:31:58] He doesn't get on Twitch a lot, yeah.

[13:32:00] Yeah, he's focused on the IRL right now.

[13:32:02] He's going through, not going through some shit,

[13:32:04] but just like, just doing life shit, like big shit.

[13:32:07] He's moving in a whole bunch of things.

[13:32:09] So he's just doing him.

[13:32:10] I hope he's okay.

[13:32:12] Yeah, no, he's great.

[13:32:13] I mean, I literally just texted him like 20 minutes ago.

[13:32:15] That's good.

[13:32:16] I'm happy to hear that.

[13:32:18] Yeah, Bacon's the homie, bro.

[13:32:19] Yep, big Bacon fan.

[13:32:21] He's locked in IRL. Okay. That's good. Yeah, you got it. Sometimes you got to do that shit, right?

[13:32:26] Or you just double down on the fucking internet shouldn't become a streamer

[13:32:30] Yeah, well yeah, teach the wrong man. My fucking chest is just fucking

[13:32:35] Hurting after my chest a yesterday. Holy shit. Oh

[13:32:39] Are you gonna take up the money makers again? I mean we are we're down

[13:32:45] Holy shit. My shit hurts

[13:32:48] Yeah, I had my shirt off yesterday

[13:32:51] I thought it was really awesome.

[13:32:53] He can't say what the 23 sub goal would be.

[13:32:57] What's going to happen?

[13:32:59] 23,000. We don't know, but it's just this feeling kind of sore, guys.

[13:33:05] What's going to happen?

[13:33:06] All right, all right, I'm going to get an RP.

[13:33:08] That's that shit's all crazy.

[13:33:10] So what are we?

[13:33:10] So I guess we went and we see what Diva says.

[13:33:15] Whatever she needs to do, she needs to apologize to me for.

[13:33:18] I mean, really, if you think about it,

[13:33:20] My fucking town of Salem night getting fucked up is the worst thing that's happened here

[13:33:25] Yeah, she wasn't fully

[13:33:27] Yeah, I don't fucking like that shit man, and I was screaming at all what I fucking god

[13:33:32] I knew it too. I was like I was like you people are fucking unlocked. You're pissing me off

[13:33:37] Right that was while this is happening. She's talking about sucking dick and shit

[13:33:45] What yeah

[13:33:47] Specifically it was about being bred oh

[13:33:50] I have an LSF thread about that now. Yeah, that's fucked up. Did that happen to me, dude?

[13:33:55] I'm actually the fucking real victim here. It's true

[13:34:04] She personally victimized you and your game night. Yes, it is my business cuz it fucked up my town of Salem

[13:34:20] This got posted on reddit now. It's everybody's business, but it now that it's online. I'm in it. I see it

[13:34:26] I'm in it

[13:34:28] I'm not gonna buy this, this is the funniest shit I've seen all fucking year.

[13:34:31] I was reading this show, I was like, what the hell?

[13:34:35] The hell are these moments I was talking about?

[13:34:42] For Steve's Master of Guner shit, yeah, honestly, man.

[13:34:49] Are there any good comments on this story about me?

[13:34:52] Penta takes TOA as serious as it should be.

[13:34:54] That's fucking true.

[13:34:57] That's fucked up, man.

[13:34:58] I can't believe, number one, that my fucking powder Salem lobby got ruined last night.

[13:35:05] Okay.

[13:35:06] Bro, imagine, imagine I'm sitting there.

[13:35:08] Fighting for my life play is I'm fighting for my life begging. Please. I'm not the arsonist

[13:35:14] Don't do this to me and divas imagining fucking getting bent over a sig by bald

[13:35:20] It just getting fucking alone blown in her

[13:35:23] And I'm sitting here fucking fighting

[13:35:26] Might be watching man, dude. I'm sitting here fighting for my life and down his own

[13:35:32] Don't say that, man! You're painting a picture!

[13:35:35] You're painting a picture!

[13:35:36] I- that's what was said in the things!

[13:35:39] Man!

[13:35:40] I know! I listen!

[13:35:41] They might have been having a freak off at TwitchCon!

[13:35:45] But like, God damn, though!

[13:35:47] She should not have ERP'd while I was trying to play Town of Salem.

[13:35:52] If the meta allegations are true, do you think that she met us during Town of Salem nights?

[13:35:58] Dabby, fuck the...

[13:36:00] Oh

[13:36:06] No, right because if I mean if I don't know

[13:36:11] She she does have some sassy fucking

[13:36:16] Susie Baca wait, did she accuse me last night? I don't know reason

[13:36:23] Susie Baca

[13:36:25] Because if that if that's true

[13:36:28] And she does that while she's alive and gets her husband to go and investigate for her

[13:36:33] That's crazy, man, that's good. Now now see now the sanctity. This is the problem

[13:36:42] How will she ever be in a lobby without us being like sasca

[13:36:48] We're gonna have to be like husband check

[13:36:50] I

[13:37:03] There's no way you knew I was I was death. I'm husband checking this one. That's an H check for me. I

[13:37:12] Am more disgusted by that shit

[13:37:15] Like the fucking metagaming that's fucking gross. You don't do that. You actually don't do that in RP

[13:37:20] That's so fuck- because that actually fucks the people shit, you know?

[13:37:25] Yeah.

[13:37:27] Whole fucking storylines.

[13:37:29] Fucked up, man.

[13:37:30] That's terrible.

[13:37:31] It's like live?

[13:37:32] That's- like anyone could theoretically meta after the fact, like go to other people's

[13:37:38] streams and see, but live?

[13:37:40] I think I- I think-

[13:37:41] Like an impressively-

[13:37:43] I would rather- I would rather be a drug dealer than a- than a metagamer in roleplay.

[13:37:47] I mean in real life, if I had the metagame on Twitch as a career, I would just go back to sell drugs in Detroit, I think.

[13:37:55] Did you sell drugs in Detroit?

[13:37:57] Oh, yeah, but I would just much rather do that than just fucking be reduced to being a metagamer.

[13:38:03] You get bossed.

[13:38:05] Well, everyone sells drugs in Detroit. That's just what you do.

[13:38:08] Did you live in Detroit?

[13:38:10] Yeah.

[13:38:11] Okay, and you sold drugs. When was this?

[13:38:14] I don't know when I was a boy when I was a young lad

[13:38:17] Like what's a young lad to you like you were like 17?

[13:38:21] 16 16 17 last month

[13:38:29] It's just what you do like crack or I wasn't dealing crack

[13:38:33] What are you doing with that?

[13:38:35] You're selling drugs.

[13:38:37] That's what you have to do.

[13:38:39] That's what you have to do in Detroit.

[13:38:41] You have to sell drugs.

[13:38:43] What were you slinging?

[13:38:45] Well, it all started.

[13:38:47] It all started when

[13:38:49] I was 16

[13:38:51] and I was the only one

[13:38:53] that would go into the ghetto liquor

[13:38:55] stores that would sell to anyone

[13:38:57] because they didn't get it.

[13:38:59] And I was like,

[13:39:01] stores that would sell to anyone because they didn't care what were you selling so I would

[13:39:06] so what I would do is I would so word got out that I could get liquor through our high school

[13:39:12] and then I would there was a there was a Wendy's across the street from this liquor store

[13:39:20] that I'd buy from so I would just sit there and I would eat junior bacon cheeseburgers

[13:39:25] for two hours before like pre-party, okay?

[13:39:29] And I would just sit there for two hours

[13:39:32] at the Wendy's pre-party and people would pull up

[13:39:34] and they'd get in my car and they'd tell me what they want

[13:39:37] and I would just take $5.

[13:39:40] Which, you know, I mean.

[13:39:41] What were you selling?

[13:39:42] Alcohol.

[13:39:44] Alcohol, okay.

[13:39:45] Alcohol, right?

[13:39:46] Okay.

[13:39:47] Okay.

[13:39:48] And then I was doing that, okay?

[13:39:51] So I would go in and it started like that

[13:39:53] I would I would get them there. They're whatever is they wanted, but so this was 2008

[13:40:00] So at that time I was selling a lot of hypnotic, okay?

[13:40:05] That was that was a big one around that time people loved hypnotic then okay, so I was getting a lot of that and

[13:40:14] And yeah, that shit was

[13:40:17] You die allegedly it makes you oh, I thought I made you listen. No

[13:40:23] you're thinking of fucking

[13:40:28] help me out at absent. Yeah.

[13:40:30] Yeah. So anyways, so so I so I would do that and I'd be posted up for like two

[13:40:35] hours at this Wendy's pre-party. And I mean, I would make like 300 bucks, you know,

[13:40:39] I mean, which you know, when you're 16 and I mean, in 2008, that was like money,

[13:40:44] right? I actually felt like I was fucking Rick Ross and that bitch.

[13:40:48] So I'm doing that and I'm like, well, I might as well fucking sell weed, too.

[13:40:53] Because I'm already doing this so I was like I guess I might as well just fucking sell weed at the same time, right?

[13:41:00] So I did that and then you know that turned into other things and you know

[13:41:03] That's and this is what I did right because fucking I was already doing it cares. Yeah, we'll doubled it boop boop

[13:41:10] Yep, and it worked out. Yeah, that's true

[13:41:13] I'd sit there with my I'd sit there

[13:41:16] Yeah, I'd sit there with my with my wine black and mild and my fucking junior bacon cheeseburger and be like what you need

[13:41:23] Yeah, what you need

[13:41:27] Yeah, really just

[13:41:31] Ties the it's it's putting together the mic lock kind of

[13:41:38] Yeah, that's I know that's one because when I played Mike people would be like, you know

[13:41:43] Oh, this is like

[13:41:45] This is like a racist stereotype you're doing and I was kind of like no

[13:41:48] I this is just kind of like a lot of the culture I consumed around the time

[13:41:51] like uh just like MTV day it's just I don't know it's just kind of the culture

[13:41:58] with like how I grew up you know I don't know why people can't play I mean I

[13:42:06] just do this appropriation I just talk like that also like when I get drunk I

[13:42:10] just turn into full-blown mic block well not full-blown but I that's that's

[13:42:15] just that's just how I talk also you like revert back to it like this is

[13:42:20] Actually you putting up a mask, but when your drunken ass comes off and it just might block underneath. Yeah

[13:42:27] That's true

[13:42:29] It's true. It's true. It's just a voice

[13:42:35] Like hey, let's steal that car right now

[13:42:42] No, we should just leave fuck this tab. I'll cancel my card when I get home

[13:42:50] I swear to God I'll cancel this. I'll just cancel it. Fuck it. Yo, who gives a shit?

[13:42:58] Y'all heard of this money glitch? The chase bank method? Yeah. I've been tapped in. I've been tapped in. Real-life money glitch.

[13:43:11] Yeah, that's crazy. What a fucking, what a crazy, what a crazy thing to have come out. God, man.

[13:43:22] Man the fucking sanctity of role play it's fucking soil dude

[13:43:27] I'm so upset. No, it's okay though. I

[13:43:31] Guess we got I think truck. He's gonna save RP

[13:43:38] Yeah

[13:43:41] Hey, Lisa the town of sale mods

[13:43:44] But in the council we got divas banned from town of sale until we get an explanation. I

[13:43:48] I don't think you're gonna get one man. I need one. I I need why were you fucking talking about sucking cock

[13:43:56] Well, I'm trying while we're on the same fucking team in town of same home. I can't have that shit

[13:44:01] I can't I can't have people not locked in like that. I'm actually I'm I'm I rate right now

[13:44:06] I'm so fucking mad. Why the fuck would I'm trying? I was saying it last time. I was like no one's locked in

[13:44:12] I'm trying to play a serious game and she's over there. Are you telling me you've never texted soda anything?

[13:44:18] Slutty while you were TOS absolutely not because I are you serious? I'm fucking locked the fucking to the game

[13:44:34] During town to say hold on a second

[13:44:45] Here's the fucking thing it's good if this is what piss pissing me off

[13:44:48] I don't want people to play Town of Sam unless they actually want to fucking play, man.

[13:44:53] I hate this shit!

[13:44:54] Why the fuck are people signing up for it?

[13:44:56] Because what they do is they're half the mob-

[13:44:58] Yeah, they're just showing off with someone.

[13:44:59] You know what I mean?

[13:45:00] No, because when you're playing the town, you gotta play!

[13:45:03] Because if not, if you're half-listing, then all you do is hear fucking Moose scream pet his name and you're like,

[13:45:09] Yeah, probably-

[13:45:10] SHUT UP, BITCH!

[13:45:11] SHUT UP!

[13:45:11] STOP INTERRUPTING ME!

[13:45:12] Alright?

[13:45:13] That doesn't count.

[13:45:14] That doesn't count, okay?

[13:45:15] All you fucking do is,

[13:45:16] You hear, you fucking hear Peta's name being screamed, right?

[13:45:21] And then you're just like, oh, okay, he must be guilty.

[13:45:25] When you're playing TOFs, all the blood flow should be going to the brain, not the penis.

[13:45:30] Yes, I agree! You only have so much fucking blood in your body and you can't-

[13:45:34] I- I can't-

[13:45:35] I need to go to the brain!

[13:45:36] The brain is in your cock!

[13:45:37] You can't control the flow of your blood going everywhere, you know?

[13:45:41] Of course, just take your phone, take your phone, okay?

[13:45:45] And fucking just here's what I actually do when I'm streaming and I'm feeling like I'm having a hard time locking in

[13:45:49] I take my phone and I put it all the way back here, and I don't fucking look at it the entire stream

[13:45:54] Yeah, but what if you're dead?

[13:45:57] Well, what if you die first if you die? That's fine. Okay, but you shouldn't but you shouldn't continue fucking

[13:46:03] With you well while the games are going on man

[13:46:07] All right, you know what that's at least you know I was thinking about doing this last night now

[13:46:11] I'm actually doing it. I'm gonna kick people out of lobbies that aren't locked in

[13:46:15] Okay, I'm gonna have to actually give I'm gonna need people's explanations for why they're voting the way they do

[13:46:22] Because this whole fucking thing has radicalized me. Okay. I can't believe

[13:46:28] That that the diva has sat there and she's fucking ruined my game man my town of Salem's gay

[13:46:34] And she fucked it up last night dude

[13:46:37] She's made me realize how many people are probably fucking doing this

[13:46:40] They're just like actively sexting like just like 24-7 on discord if I'm missing fucking something no, they're not locked in

[13:46:48] Violator right now brah. I'm wondering how many people I've been like fucking holding them up on Tony block and they're taking some bitch

[13:46:53] Like I want to blow my load of you while they're being bothered

[13:46:56] So you're telling me that we're not supposed to rub our pussies at night when we're like when we go back

[13:47:01] I don't care where when you

[13:47:03] I don't give a fuck. I don't why he's so confused

[13:47:06] Why is me screaming?

[13:47:08] Why is me screaming for my life making people want to do that?

[13:47:16] Why would that be the appropriate place?

[13:47:24] Yeah, well, you know, it's one of those like, no, please, no.

[13:47:28] These guys are gooners, bro. These are gooners.

[13:47:33] Y'all are gooners.

[13:47:35] What, you're telling me that you play TUS with your pants on, Paris?

[13:47:38] I gotta go moose once in I'll give them the last few words

[13:47:52] Hey moose

[13:48:02] Lisa is just habitually punched on stopping today

[13:48:05] I would she can't stop she can't you're you're you're stop it you're stop it

[13:48:09] I love how I was listening earlier peach mid conversation Lisa here's that she's

[13:48:16] talking goes hey guys I'm back

[13:48:20] well because I was on this chair for the past two hours that I'm waiting for

[13:48:25] pent up but he's not coming because we're talking about other people's

[13:48:29] business I gotta do it I gotta take I'm gonna interrupt

[13:48:32] Lisa just like she interrupts everyone else. All right, so I got a fake hint of so I mentioned this on-stream off-stream to you before

[13:48:38] You arrest someone with drug trafficking sometimes you just wake up to a DM of you know

[13:48:44] The sleeve

[13:48:45] Sometimes and I talked about this with someone recently about how you don't engage with that shit cuz it's insane people

[13:48:54] They're pussy peach

[13:48:56] Peach

[13:48:58] There's a comma there sorry I just want to clarify what's happening

[13:49:02] You're saying that when people get arrested for drug trafficking you wake up the next day and the person that you arrested has sent

[13:49:08] You a photo of their pussy usually is before you sleep. No, it's okay. So you you think I'm saying every time it's happened before right?

[13:49:18] Someone else that plays a controversial cop recently and we both we both have very similar experiences

[13:49:23] It's something about how you talk to him

[13:49:28] happen to me anytime I arrest you and other and everyone knows that even before I've never

[13:49:37] had anyone this actually didn't ever happen on next to be fair I'm talking about previously

[13:49:42] but I was talking about this with someone else that plays a hard-ass cop and they're

[13:49:45] like yeah man something about just locking people up and just get some going peach

[13:49:51] like that kind of stuff so yeah any time the break room is gonna rest and i'm just like i need to show

[13:49:57] this cop my pussy right now i don't engage what's your discordia bro discordia yeah i just yeah

[13:50:06] drop the uh drop the ia and just discord no no i asked them for their discordia no like

[13:50:13] how do you like this what happened to them i think is just how you talk to people so while

[13:50:17] while you accuse them in TOS2 they're just like fuck I just got a sex right now so looking

[13:50:22] back on this is this a moon w or a chain gang w chain gang chain gang chain gang 1 4 point

[13:50:28] out of this is it ever a chain gang l chain gang 1 4 if 4 point out was finished they're

[13:50:32] working on 5 point out of chain gang 1 this this this chain gang 1 4 point out of chain

[13:50:36] gang 1 I'm not gonna lie I'm gonna be the first one to say it mr. K was right what

[13:50:42] was he right about I don't know if people were saying yet so it's probably true mr. K

[13:50:46] And he did that therapist. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What did you get Dr. K? Actually? Oh, yeah, that's when he got his doctorate

[13:50:54] Well, that's wild

[13:51:01] Crazy how a different dr. K is when he's off RP. He's like really humble and stuff wait a minute

[13:51:07] Moose you also are in a relationship

[13:51:10] No, I'm not

[13:51:19] Holy shit

[13:51:33] No, I live in a house of four other men

[13:51:35] Oh, okay. Well, I guess I could be gay

[13:51:39] No, when we were when I was on onix you were dating did you guys break up?

[13:51:45] You know that's in character, right?

[13:51:47] Oh my God! Oh my God!

[13:51:51] I thought that was out of character.

[13:51:53] That team star is in the chat, reported right now.

[13:51:56] This is why I don't say the word love in roleplay because people like you.

[13:52:03] Oh my God! Oh my God!

[13:52:06] You're telling me that you weren't dating that cop? What was her name? Like Lily?

[13:52:10] Oh my God!

[13:52:13] I thought that you were dating out of RP until this moment.

[13:52:19] Well, I thought that you were dating Moon Moon.

[13:52:23] Well, yeah, that's just because Mr. Moon Moon Moon.

[13:52:27] Married, that's married.

[13:52:29] I'm yes, I am actually married to Moon Moon.

[13:52:32] I am the wife. Yeah.

[13:52:35] I'm getting I'm married to Mr.

[13:52:38] Mouton, very different.

[13:52:39] Please don't put that in Shibet and.

[13:52:43] I have a confession.

[13:52:50] I also am married.

[13:52:53] What's his name?

[13:52:54] What's his name?

[13:52:58] You rushed to get that out.

[13:52:59] Holy shit.

[13:53:00] What is his name?

[13:53:02] Hey, Purs.

[13:53:03] What's up dude?

[13:53:04] Do you remember your first vlog?

[13:53:05] What's up?

[13:53:06] What's up?

[13:53:07] What's up?

[13:53:08] What's up?

[13:53:09] What's up?

[13:53:10] What's up?

[13:53:11] What's up?

[13:53:12] What's up?

[13:53:13] What's up?

[13:53:14] What's up?

[13:53:15] What's up?

[13:53:16] your first blowjob man what yeah I can't see the franos dog how long they

[13:53:21] take you to come why what what the fuck are you talking about wait what the

[13:53:28] how long it's a joke in the sopranos what in the hell are you what I don't

[13:53:33] know what the hell the joke in the franos he's like it's like Tony Serico

[13:53:38] is like you remember your first blowjob guys like yeah of course I do and he

[13:53:43] He was like, how long did it take the guy to come?

[13:53:47] All right, I'll talk to you guys later, I guess.

[13:53:50] Lisa's hard-meaded, so she's.

[13:53:51] Yeah, I gotta go, I gotta go, R.P.

[13:53:56] That's crazy, Chab.

[13:53:58] That's a drama segment.

[13:54:14] That was crazy.

[13:54:18] Booz actually dodged you a little, bros.

[13:54:20] Guys, quick reminder that Soup's memes

[13:54:22] do get banned in here.

[13:54:23] That's so long.

[13:54:28] Quick reminder on that, okay?

[13:54:35] There they go.

[13:54:37] You think I'm about to lose some viewers?

[13:54:38] No? that I'm not talking about anymore?

[13:54:42] All the RP clips viewers lierej...

[13:54:46] All the RP clips viewers leaving when RP starts

[13:54:49] Hahaha

[13:54:54] Ohh yeah let me get out of here

[13:54:57] Thanks for the correspondence

[13:55:08] I don't know any... I didn't play at 4.0

[13:55:11] I didn't play

[13:55:17] New video Al??

[13:55:18] Sorry. Bing Bong. We dont care about that right now

[13:55:21] Did she just make a GTARP drama subreddit?

[13:55:26] I mean it is that.

[13:55:41] That's crazy man.

[13:55:47] What will become of D.Va?

[13:55:59] Just a clarifying question about the Lisa challenge.

[13:56:02] Every time you get mad, is it one hour added to the sub-a-thon timer, or is it one hour

[13:56:06] added to having to train Lisa?

[13:56:10] To the sub-a-thon timer.

[13:56:18] First P-ditty, now Moon Moon.

[13:56:23] What a fucking time man.

[13:56:31] What a fucking time.

[13:56:33] Okay, don't compare them. That's the line.

[13:56:39] Alright, my bad chat. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

[13:56:44] Whoa, whoa, whoa, Penta.

[13:56:46] Whoa. Penta, buddy.

[13:56:50] Whoa.

[13:56:52] Bad time for Freak. Man, bad times be a Johnson and Johnson investor.

[13:56:59] Hey, Penta's a piece of shit.

[13:57:01] Man, backward!

[13:57:02] I want to fucking ban this piece of shit.

[13:57:03] I'm north of the point we don't run over at 68.

[13:57:08] Moon would never make a joke like that.

[13:57:13] My bad.

[13:57:14] I just met, I didn't mean, I just met like, both like, shits coming out man.

[13:57:18] You know what, actually fuck you guys, I met that.

[13:57:20] Eat my shit.

[13:57:22] Hey, what's going on?

[13:57:25] There we go.

[13:57:27] What time are we gonna do Survivor?

[13:57:31] Yeah, yeah, we gotta do all that.

[13:57:34] Yes, and what time will that be at?

[13:57:36] That was supposed to be at six, right? Is everyone asking?

[13:57:40] sorry i got some bad news

[13:57:43] oh what happened

[13:57:44] i don't want to talk about it

[13:57:47] oh alright

[13:57:49] good morning to that, alright

[13:57:51] go ahead and post in the group chat uh... thirty minutes from randy wrangler

[13:57:55] thirty minutes davis pd

[13:57:57] i'll do that, yeah, just like that

[13:58:02] thirty minutes davis pd

[13:58:05] can you uh... do me a favor and see if anyone's waiting in the uh... lobby for me

[13:58:10] uh... yes sir

[13:58:14] You have a package here.

[13:58:16] A little delivery for Randy Ringglaff.

[13:58:21] That's been sitting there for a month.

[13:58:25] You should be careful.

[13:58:25] It could be a bomb.

[13:58:27] Why would it be a bomb?

[13:58:30] Well, you're extremely disliked outside, like on the streets.

[13:58:34] What?

[13:58:36] Yeah, people hate you.

[13:58:37] I didn't know that.

[13:58:39] Oh, oh, everyone hates you.

[13:58:44] So it's possible that they're trying to kill you with it.

[13:58:48] OK.

[13:58:48] I just told you I got bad news and now you're following that up with everyone hates you I

[13:58:54] I do apologize. I didn't mean to stack it on you. Well, you did you have no tact I

[13:59:01] Honestly, well, I just wanted to justify why I was afraid. Well, have you opened it yet that?

[13:59:07] Can you please go into the lobby and see if I have any one-way talk to me for any reason yes

[13:59:13] It well if it makes you feel better. I don't hate you

[13:59:15] you okay I love you it is how how can I

[13:59:21] possibly get you to go into the lobby and

[13:59:23] see oh I'm gonna go through that I'm

[13:59:26] gonna Jesus fucking Christ Lord man

[13:59:37] also an hour for every time I get pissed

[13:59:59] off a peach whoa we're making up a new

[14:00:02] rule is to wrangler I have found this

[14:00:05] little lady out in the lobby said

[14:00:08] She's been waiting for you two hours. Oh, hey, how's it going? Hello, sir

[14:00:13] How's it going? Oh, let me just get my stiffness out of the way. Oh, should I should I be patting her down to make sure she doesn't have weapons

[14:00:35] How do I put my shit up

[14:00:37] Anonymous with a hundred

[14:00:39] of nowhere holy shit!

[14:00:41] I'm packing in there but I don't want to see anything go up other than your hands.

[14:00:45] Just turn around, yeah good, and uh, well just put your hands up.

[14:00:51] 100 gifted subs!

[14:00:53] Um, alright, here's the rules okay?

[14:01:01] Here's the rules guys.

[14:01:03] I can't get- we're gonna ride with- we're gonna do a patrol for six hours.

[14:01:09] Sorry, I got a little fucking-

[14:01:10] I gotta take my shirt off.

[14:01:11] Okay.

[14:01:12] Holy shit.

[14:01:14] Eight, no, we agreed on six, I remember.

[14:01:16] Give me a six.

[14:01:18] I remember it being six.

[14:01:21] You cannot just-

[14:01:24] Anonymous with 100 gift subs, that's insane!

[14:01:27] I'm sorry.

[14:01:28] Oh, yeah, you just-

[14:01:29] Can you, um, just-

[14:01:34] Like, what, what, what's the, what comes to mind to you, when-

[14:01:38] I have been putting my hands up since I was a child so typically I don't really think when

[14:01:46] I put my hands up I just um my arms raise themselves up to the-

[14:01:51] Alright guys is it now is it possible for you guys to get through this without downing

[14:02:00] each other?

[14:02:01] Okay I didn't mean to kill you.

[14:02:03] I'm sorry.

[14:02:04] This is the-

[14:02:05] What's going into me?

[14:02:06] I don't know what's going into me.

[14:02:07] This is to try to get two women to get along with each other challenge.

[14:02:10] just trying to do my fucking job here is something yes is it is it engine I

[14:02:14] actually I'm not sure I can write it's so tense right now I don't think I can

[14:02:20] ride with Peach and Lisa should we do should we should we just do Lisa I

[14:02:25] don't I don't think it's both is too many I think both I think that's too

[14:02:31] many all right every angle John Stimms is trying to get a hold of you all

[14:02:37] All right, man, just okay, I need you guys to just listen to me.

[14:02:43] Okay, okay, I got it.

[14:02:44] Okay, just you don't have to talk to me right now.

[14:02:47] You just listen to me.

[14:02:48] Okay, there's no reason to talk.

[14:02:51] Okay, does everyone understand that?

[14:02:54] Okay, fantastic.

[14:02:56] So no one has to talk here.

[14:02:57] Okay, good, good.

[14:03:00] What is your name, ma'am?

[14:03:05] What is it?

[14:03:07] Laurel what it's not yanny. It's Laurel people confuse it with yanny. It's Laurel. I

[14:03:13] Don't know how someone could possibly confuse those two words. I don't either people are freaks man

[14:03:22] Okay, can I see your identification?

[14:03:24] All right chat. We're gonna go on a normal patrol for six hours

[14:03:37] I have to train Lisa how to be a cop to the point where she's fully competent. Yep. I

[14:03:43] Can't get mad at anyone in the car

[14:03:45] If I get any time I get mad it's an extra hour on to the timer

[14:03:52] Okay

[14:03:57] Laurel

[14:04:01] gab

[14:04:03] Banna go bono never don't you go bono?

[14:04:08] Basically that yes

[14:04:11] And what I still set you to weapons to make sure that she's not trying to assault you either I

[14:04:16] You can search her if you want. I think you've searched her enough times

[14:04:19] I haven't I haven't such this in character. Oh, see all of it. I can't

[14:04:27] Sure war a heart rate monitor

[14:04:36] Yeah, you're like fucking searching my insides, I'm just giving you a very

[14:04:41] I'm just gonna do all right fantastic good. I'm just gonna hire her on as a police officer and

[14:04:52] Ham could you go ahead and please read me off her state ID?

[14:04:57] Yes, sir. Her state ID is one zero seven eight two two

[14:05:08] Okay, welcome to the force mrs. Gabana

[14:05:11] Anna. Go ahead and uh why don't we go out there and uh get you into uniform we'll start

[14:05:18] with that. Yes sir. Good. Good yeah good. I can just uh go to my survivor base if you'd

[14:05:26] like to. Yeah why don't you do that we're gonna start that up in 30 minutes okay.

[14:05:32] I wouldn't that be in like 24 minutes or something because I only sent the text out

[14:05:37] like six minutes. That's fine. That's also okay.

[14:05:41] He's in there. He's in there. Yep.

[14:05:45] You feeling you're feeling the right.

[14:05:48] Yep, I'm fine.

[14:05:50] But I've got to do I've got to clock in.

[14:05:52] Yeah.

[14:05:54] Yeah.

[14:05:55] Clock icon. Yep.

[14:05:57] Just go ahead and date.

[14:05:59] Yeah, clock. I'm on duty.

[14:06:02] Yep, just clock in. There we go.

[14:06:04] Uh and then go ahead and uh

[14:06:08] Don't feel ahead and uh talk to her and get your closet sorted

[14:06:13] Go ahead and open up the closet

[14:06:18] Yes, sir, you're gonna want to take the first shirt that you see

[14:06:22] Yes, sir

[14:06:24] Some pants

[14:06:27] Good just get everything you need okay

[14:06:32] And I gotta get my boots. Yep

[14:06:35] get a badge how's this good that looks

[14:07:07] fantastic now let's go ahead and you need

[14:07:09] a open up the armor you need a radio

[14:07:14] okay and you need handcuffs I'm not

[14:07:21] sexting need handcuff keys what's up

[14:07:27] Look at that.

[14:07:28] What's that?

[14:07:28] Radio?

[14:07:30] Handcuffs?

[14:07:32] Handcuffs, please.

[14:07:33] Handcuff, please.

[14:07:34] Watch it yourself.

[14:07:36] And then get yourself a baton.

[14:07:42] Sure.

[14:07:44] Get a pistol?

[14:07:45] Any kind of pistol you want?

[14:07:53] Fucking double action.

[14:07:56] Sure.

[14:07:56] Mr. Wrangler, there are three men outside that said

[14:08:00] that the police department wanted their DNA, the EMS

[14:08:04] people.

[14:08:05] I don't know anything about that

[14:08:10] Once you get some ammo for that as well, I think that's gonna be the 38 ammo

[14:08:15] Okay

[14:08:22] Thank you. You need a taser as well that tell you a taser. Did you get a taser?

[14:08:34] For it you you want I'm looking for it

[14:08:38] It's the giant yellow. Yeah a yellow thing the giant yellow thing that says taser

[14:08:45] Yes, and then you're going to go ahead and get a few taser cartridges.

[14:08:57] Yes, sir. That's really all you need.

[14:09:02] Wow. Yeah.

[14:09:03] So let's go to my office and let's talk about why you want to be a cop.

[14:09:10] Timer started six hours starts now.

[14:09:16] Can I on this thing?

[14:09:17] Yeah, you can sit on if you want to speak to me.

[14:09:36] Speak to you speak to you.

[14:09:42] Yeah.

[14:09:43] Well, why do you want to be a cop, ma'am?

[14:09:45] Why have I hired you today?

[14:09:47] Well, I simply love justice.

[14:09:49] I love America and freedom.

[14:09:52] What do you love about justice?

[14:09:55] I just can't handle a person not obeying

[14:09:58] and are doing their fucking, they're doing,

[14:10:01] abiding by the rules, you know.

[14:10:04] I'm sorry.

[14:10:05] Oh, my God.

[14:10:07] OK, you can't handle a person.

[14:10:09] You can't you can't handle a person abiding by the rules.

[14:10:12] Not abiding, sorry. I forgot to put the knot in there.

[14:10:15] Okay, because that's going to be important.

[14:10:18] Yeah, no, that's important. You're right.

[14:10:20] Yeah, that's important.

[14:10:22] That's the only region I'm fucking here. Yeah.

[14:10:25] Yep.

[14:10:26] So do you know anything about the law or do you know case laws?

[14:10:30] You know what that is?

[14:10:32] Okay, do you know the Miranda rights?

[14:10:35] No.

[14:10:38] I would probably need to read it up, but I'll probably.

[14:10:41] Okay. So right now you have the right to remain silent. Okay. Anything you say,

[14:10:47] can it will be used to get you in the court of law.

[14:10:49] You have the right to attorney.

[14:10:50] If you cannot afford one,

[14:10:51] one will be provided by you if one is available.

[14:10:54] Not getting a branch. No, I need you to say that back to me.

[14:10:58] That's the Miranda rights.

[14:11:00] Oh, right. To remain silent.

[14:11:05] I think you say, well,

[14:11:07] so long.

[14:11:08] You're more time. Can you say one more time?

[14:11:13] Okay. You have the right to remain silent.

[14:11:17] And then you say, can we use the internal role?

[14:11:19] Right to return to the right to.

[14:11:24] No. No, we don't tell someone that it can be used against their rights.

[14:11:28] Okay. It can be. Yes.

[14:11:31] You can be used.

[14:11:34] It's get

[14:11:38] And then I'm sorry and then

[14:11:43] What goes after?

[14:11:45] You have the right to attorney if you cannot afford to and one will be provided if one is available

[14:11:52] One will be provided to what one is available. All right good now all together have the right to remain silent

[14:12:01] You say it will

[14:12:04] Be used against yep shit you

[14:12:09] have a

[14:12:12] We'll circle back. Yeah, that's okay. We'll circle back. Do you know what probable causes do you know what probable causes?

[14:12:25] No, okay

[14:12:28] All right, you know what we're gonna teach you all that in the field. Are you a good driver? Okay? I

[14:12:33] Have to my life, but I'll try you've never driven a car. Well, actually I did once

[14:12:39] okay

[14:12:41] On the end of actually I went in the shotgun seat and I jumped out of it. I didn't have my seat belt on okay

[14:12:47] Well listen, if you have any questions at all do not hesitate. I'm serious

[14:12:52] Any if you ever want to ask me anything you have to ask me just don't hesitate, okay?

[14:12:57] Okay

[14:13:01] Let's pull someone over see how that goes all right come on Devana right

[14:13:20] What?

[14:13:22] Gabana.

[14:13:23] Gabana.

[14:13:26] What does that mean?

[14:13:27] Does that mean something?

[14:13:28] Oh, you know, don't you, Gabana, the fragrant?

[14:13:31] Yeah.

[14:13:32] That's, that's my last name.

[14:13:34] Gabana.

[14:13:35] Right.

[14:13:36] What does that mean?

[14:13:37] Fuckin' name.

[14:13:38] Do you need to take a cough drop?

[14:13:41] Because it feels like you're, like every, you know, you, I'm feeling like I'm only

[14:13:45] hearing half of what you're saying in RP.

[14:13:48] Oh really?

[14:13:49] Yeah.

[14:13:50] It's strange.

[14:13:51] Um, yeah, so if you could just put on your J-Bell for me. Yeah. Thank you

[14:14:02] Okay, and it's raining today

[14:14:05] It's raining and it's raining today

[14:14:10] I see the sun sunlight. I see the sunlight hitting our faces. Are you sad?

[14:14:17] No, no, I'm happy to be here. Is that a myth before?

[14:14:21] No, it's no it's not it's literally raining. I must be having a good

[14:14:30] Okay, yeah, I'm glad you're having a good day

[14:14:40] Just raining for Penta do you want why don't you try to do that?

[14:14:44] I do that if you only hear like half of what I say. Yeah, watch you. Yeah. Yeah, okay

[14:14:55] All right strong start strong start chat

[14:15:12] strong start

[14:15:15] Amish dude

[14:15:17] I'm not doping with Prozac

[14:15:21] You know there was a self-harm rule on Twitter

[14:15:24] Mons check to see if he's doping with Prozac. I'm not I'd be a clean challenge. I'm not p-doping man

[14:15:31] I'm not fucking doping with Prozac. I don't do that kind of shit

[14:15:37] Chad this has been a fucking crazy. Hasn't this been a crazy sub-a-thon? I feel like just a lot of

[14:15:52] Shit's been happening, you know

[14:16:03] It's kind of weird right a lot of zigzag and

[14:16:07] It's been a good one though one for the books drama thons. It's my fault

[14:16:12] All I wanted was a clean fucking game. I just wanted a clean fucking talent a Salem game

[14:16:25] There's no fucking sanctity in anything anymore. Everything's all fucking corrupted and

[14:16:30] Exploited by fucking big Corpo, and there's just no fucking sanctity anymore. Is this a gooner chat now go arsenal

[14:16:37] How is my what the hell is I don't know what that means?

[14:16:42] Why don't you want to try to sing a little bit sing a little bit? Yeah, let's see I

[14:16:49] I don't I don't watch soccer. I'm not I'm not British

[14:17:03] Even I say voice thank you psych

[14:17:14] Okay, how was that?

[14:17:16] It's really good. I have like X. I have leftovers. I'm having more tonight. Oh, okay

[14:17:23] Good, I'm glad that you enjoyed your dinner that you told me about for it is raining now

[14:17:29] Yeah, it is isn't it?

[14:17:31] It is quite it's raining in under the sunlight chat. This person is actually one of my best friends in real life

[14:17:40] This person is actually someone I hang out with a lot in real life

[14:17:43] isn't that fucking terrible for me dear God good fucking law well I tell you

[14:17:59] what Mrs. Italian woman what do you want to learn a college your woman yeah yeah

[14:18:05] you're gonna learn I guess I want to learn how to memorize shit well I don't

[14:18:09] know if I can help you with that but I mean is there anything about policing

[14:18:13] that you want to do or that you want to learn or anything at all well I guess I

[14:18:18] want to learn how to do whatever it's supposed to do like what's up to that

[14:18:24] dude well I tell you what by the end of this okay you're gonna be able to here

[14:18:31] by the end of this in six hours I want you to be able to ride with I don't

[14:18:37] know Burton or someone for 30 minutes and and completely know what you're

[14:18:40] doing okay so we're gonna give you a crash course okay okay yeah we're gonna

[14:18:48] we're gonna give you a crash course first we should probably do survivor

[14:18:55] that's gonna hinder things a little bit but that's gonna be a quick one today

[14:19:07] survivor challenge survival in pale yeah so right now I have a other group of

[14:19:14] cadets that I'm training right now and they're doing something called

[14:19:17] survivor I guess we could probably get a get a stop before that yeah we can do

[14:19:21] that we can get a quick stop let's go find someone brand new video from Bing

[14:19:34] bong on the YouTube channel if anyone here gives a fuck alright so this

[14:19:48] person is a random red light I want you to just go and roll just go in there

[14:19:53] just just I just want I just want you to handle this however you think that

[14:19:56] you should and then I'll correct you when we're done

[14:20:05] not do that anymore yeah you're right please I apologize all right all right

[14:20:12] you're not gonna do it anymore I promise I'll never do it again not promise

[14:20:17] promise I promise I pink you drop pink you promise here come over here grab

[14:20:23] this pinky yeah all right grab that pinky I think you'll never do it again

[14:20:30] all right all right all right I swear all right all right so you don't need my

[14:20:45] license or not gonna do it again I don't think you need to right okay yeah

[14:20:51] no never happen again it was a one-time one-time mistake yeah all right that

[14:20:59] settles it all right so sure you he's not gonna do it again so not very

[14:21:09] good normally we start with uh we're free to go tell them they're free to go

[14:21:18] you're free you're free to go wash your car and watch our car yeah yeah yeah

[14:21:26] you were so nice you know you guys deserve your offer a service sweet

[14:21:35] except no no get the fuck out of your

[14:21:43] fuck out of here

[14:21:46] yes ma'am

[14:21:48] bye

[14:21:50] have a good day

[14:21:51] love you guys

[14:21:53] I don't want to ever want to see your fucking face again

[14:21:56] okay

[14:21:58] alright why did you say that

[14:22:01] I thought that's what

[14:22:03] let me put my J-bell on

[14:22:06] I thought that's what

[14:22:08] I gotta show my bad side right

[14:22:15] Okay, well, you don't have to immediately be a dickhead, but now you should start

[14:22:22] Gobana with asking for their identification because

[14:22:26] How did he could that man could be a serial speeder?

[14:22:30] Okay, you know what I mean

[14:22:32] That man could that man could have sped 20 times today and you just let him go even though he said he's not gonna do it

[14:22:39] You know what I mean? I mean we pinky promise. I thought that's that's what right criminals

[14:22:47] Okay, well, I mean if you grew up right you want to be here learning for me, would you so why don't we just forget everything that you know?

[14:22:54] Okay, and we'll start from square one. I like

[14:22:58] Let's go. Let's go on here. Oh

[14:23:01] shit

[14:23:03] What's going on here?

[14:23:06] Danny's the judge here

[14:23:08] Danny's the judge

[14:23:10] I need to see your ID.

[14:23:17] Show me your ID, sir.

[14:23:20] I'm just looking for a hero quick.

[14:23:24] Here you go.

[14:23:25] Here you go.

[14:23:26] It's me.

[14:23:27] Tomathy.

[14:23:28] Alright.

[14:23:29] Alright.

[14:23:30] Tomathy.

[14:23:31] Tomathy.

[14:23:32] Is that your name?

[14:23:33] Tomathy.

[14:23:34] Are we adding the hours after us?

[14:23:35] We'll add them after.

[14:23:36] We'll just do that.

[14:23:37] Just keep track.

[14:23:38] Alright.

[14:23:39] All right. Okay. Okay. I don't I'm not supposed to hear you just need to handle it. Okay. Oh, I'm gonna do something in here real quick.

[14:23:53] I'll be right back.

[14:23:54] All right. All right. I'm handling you.

[14:23:56] Okay. Okay. Okay.

[14:23:58] All right. Well, what seems to be okay. So you I'm so sorry. You this was a dispute that turned like, you know, you were joking around, but you were joking around. What happened?

[14:24:06] So, so, so dang here, brutally, brutally massive, uh, tackled me, and it just, it, it

[14:24:18] more hurt my feelings than hurt me, that's, that's, that's where, you know, scars, emotional

[14:24:24] scars, take a longer day heal than physical ones.

[14:24:29] Of course.

[14:24:30] Yeah.

[14:24:31] I cannot share my side of the story.

[14:24:34] No.

[14:24:35] Yeah.

[14:24:36] We always need to hear both sides. That's how it works.

[14:24:40] Yeah, but it's emotional.

[14:24:43] No, everybody's got to have a voice, okay?

[14:24:46] Okay, that's how it works kids.

[14:24:48] Right?

[14:24:49] So Tomathy is my ex-lover and I caught him with another person so I got upset and I

[14:24:57] pushed him.

[14:24:58] Cheater! Cheater!

[14:24:59] He's an infidelitis motherfucker and he said some words and I understand it came from

[14:25:06] You're a fucking hoe!

[14:25:08] I feel like this is a little too soon to be discussing people.

[14:25:13] I'll put away the crocodile tears.

[14:25:15] Alright, you're the one who ended a 14 year relationship.

[14:25:20] Oh my god!

[14:25:22] There's so many cancers together and you're just abandoning them.

[14:25:27] He's just abandoning them and I feel so unreal.

[14:25:31] Take care of that, man.

[14:25:33] Well, okay, you shouldn't have done that let's let's just say you shouldn't have done that

[14:25:42] Do not turn this into a physical thing though

[14:25:48] I'm sorry I'm sorry I lashed out and I didn't you know it's just that's okay

[14:25:54] We all do you have to take care of and feed and you know it's not like I have a good job or nothing

[14:26:01] You're right, you're right.

[14:26:03] I shouldn't have done it, but you know, I feel bad. I made the mistakes.

[14:26:08] I can't help, I'm so freakin' hot.

[14:26:11] Okay, well now you're just a goddamn...

[14:26:14] Not just a jerk. Alright, now you deserve a punch.

[14:26:17] Okay, now you deserve a punch.

[14:26:19] What do you mean?

[14:26:21] I just want a punch in you know, but I don't want a punch.

[14:26:25] What are you talking about? Who are you going to punch?

[14:26:28] He's just telling me that how odd he is

[14:26:48] Okay, why watch watch who's getting the get in the car gabbana

[14:26:58] Get the fuck out of my face!

[14:27:00] I was weird.

[14:27:09] How did I miss?

[14:27:12] It's just a... just a dispute turning face-to-face.

[14:27:15] J-Bell.

[14:27:16] And I was trying to...

[14:27:17] Oh, yep.

[14:27:18] This should maybe be a Cam On challenge, so that Dandy can see if I lift this off or not.

[14:27:21] I always forget that, even my youth.

[14:27:23] Your youth what?

[14:27:29] My youth. I forgot the... I forget... I always... I...

[14:27:33] As a child, I would be put in the front seat, and I'd always forget my seat.

[14:27:37] JC belt on

[14:27:42] Well, how old are you?

[14:27:46] 21

[14:27:47] We'll try to work on that as well, okay?

[14:27:55] No, right

[14:27:56] Like I'm on hands off to get me older. Wait

[14:28:01] What are you talking about? Yeah, forget about that forget what I said come on

[14:28:22] Let me get underneath my let me get underneath my

[14:28:25] apples

[14:28:34] and protein bar

[14:28:36] Yeah, I'm excited to show you the ropes. I think you're in do well

[14:28:38] I might do well you think. What am I in for? What's it out? What am I at? What do I got

[14:28:47] to prepare for? This need preparation. Do I need to do a push-up? No, you're, no, no,

[14:28:56] no, no. I just mean in general. I think you're gonna be a good cop. I appreciate it. I don't

[14:29:05] think you're gonna let me down either. I don't think so either. I think you're gonna be proud

[14:29:09] to me. Yeah, I think so too. I think you got this. Chip.

[14:29:32] Chop. Chip chop. Look at that. What's your first time again,

[14:29:42] lady? Laurel. Gold world out there, Laurel. And it needs

[14:29:52] police. Oh, yeah, that's why we got like 90% of the

[14:29:57] population I hear is like just policemen. It's not Yanny.

[14:30:01] it's Laurel? That's Laurel. I remember that thing. Why would anyone think it's Yanny? Some people are

[14:30:09] silly. Yeah, I guess some people are silly. The origins of the phrase chip chop is pretty

[14:30:18] interesting. People get too silly. Yep. What happens when you get too silly? Get arrested

[14:30:26] for praising for life. For instance, if that guy behind us calls me Yanny, he's in

[14:30:32] for a beating. Alright, so we can't beat people for calling you Yanny. Okay. Just so

[14:30:40] you know. Hey, sorry, how's it going? Hey, how's it going? Oh, I'm sure I remember you.

[14:30:45] Okay, I'll just hit my car for no reason. Did I hit it? Did I tap it a little? Yep.

[14:30:52] He cheated on us, ran right into it.

[14:30:56] Sorry, sorry.

[14:30:57] Oh, absolutely, zero reason to...

[14:31:00] No real reason to do that, was there?

[14:31:03] Well, I'm just not...

[14:31:03] Well, I'm still just trying to get better at driving.

[14:31:06] You know, you gotta forgive people for the wrong doings.

[14:31:11] Well, we're police officers, Sam.

[14:31:14] Alright, thank you for your forgiveness.

[14:31:17] I'm a cadet...

[14:31:19] for now.

[14:31:21] Yes.

[14:31:21] But I will get signed off on my driving very soon

[14:31:25] What um, what do you uh, where is your where's your guys car car? Oh?

[14:31:32] That's at our place

[14:31:34] Are you gonna bring it here at our little den should we I just wanted to rush here as fast as I could

[14:31:46] How many of you guys are there today just you?

[14:31:49] This should be free.

[14:31:51] Holly, Holly quit. You got three?

[14:31:53] Yeah, Holly quit last night.

[14:31:55] Holly quit? Hi, Tower. What do you guys, how many of you guys?

[14:31:58] I think it's just me, Gunner, yesterday,

[14:32:01] before he left he said something to buy me something to do, so I don't think he's showing up.

[14:32:05] Let's go back and get them.

[14:32:12] Yeah, alright, is that alright? Lieutenant Wrangler.

[14:32:16] Yeah, go get the truck.

[14:32:23] Hey, Wrangler.

[14:32:29] Yeah, what's going on?

[14:32:30] Yeah, one of the rules was that we weren't supposed to put our truck up, right?

[14:32:35] Yeah, yeah, you're not supposed to park it.

[14:32:37] The other team's been parking their truck.

[14:32:42] In the uh, in a parking garage?

[14:32:45] Yeah, at RPD, they're gonna, let me show you.

[14:32:52] The other day of the court challenge, I was looking for our car and I was wondering if

[14:32:55] somebody found it and parked it up and I happened to see it as it was parked up.

[14:33:05] I'm not mad, Chapp. I'm not getting mad.

[14:33:08] I

[14:33:10] Tower wins

[14:33:16] This isn't me getting in already. Let's take a look at this

[14:33:29] Does that match the plate? Yeah, that's their plate our play was uh

[14:33:35] Yeah, cuz they was the play was the one ended

[14:33:39] Is that the old one right remember they got there the voucher for the new one?

[14:33:43] What's that got a new one? Yeah, they had the voucher for the new one remember

[14:33:47] What voucher?

[14:33:49] They want it they want a challenge and they were able to get another car car. I need nothing about it. Oh, okay

[14:34:02] Look, I'm uh, I'll look into it. Okay

[14:34:08] And uh, where it where is your car car? Oh still missing

[14:34:22] You guys don't have a car car. Nope. I'm looking for the last few days is not showing up in MP. Okay

[14:34:33] All right, that's okay. Yeah, we can still do it. We can still do this challenge

[14:34:36] By the way, hello

[14:34:41] Hey, what's up, man?

[14:34:42] How you guys doing?

[14:34:45] I'm in a good mood today. It's wonderful. Oh, stop raining. It's funny shit. I've had better days. Yep

[14:34:53] I'm in a great mood today as a matter of fact. It's gonna be a good one

[14:34:57] I'm gonna make you stay so much better. Oh, you sound pretty happy. Well, who's this? Who's this?

[14:35:05] Let's go police

[14:35:07] I'm a cadet too.

[14:35:09] Oh hey.

[14:35:10] Uh, Chipper Hot Tower.

[14:35:14] What?

[14:35:15] Yeah, I'm a Chipper Hot Tower.

[14:35:16] She's not like them.

[14:35:18] Oh, what's my am I?

[14:35:19] I'm a Laurel.

[14:35:20] Not Yanny Laurel.

[14:35:23] But where does Yanny come from?

[14:35:25] Just, uh, just, just some people don't have their ears

[14:35:29] are fucked up and they hear Yanny.

[14:35:32] Oh, I remember that.

[14:35:33] And it's just crazy.

[14:35:34] But I don't know.

[14:35:35] Yeah.

[14:35:39] I'm so excited for today.

[14:35:41] Hey, what's up, uh, wait.

[14:35:43] Hey, where's your guys' original Kara-Kara?

[14:35:45] Blue up, we used that Kara-Kara voucher.

[14:35:50] Oh, so you guys are done with that one?

[14:35:52] Yeah.

[14:35:53] Uh, well, it blew up, so we figured that we had to use the Kara-Kara voucher.

[14:35:56] No, you could have gone...

[14:35:57] But you could have gone the other one.

[14:35:58] It doesn't matter.

[14:35:58] I think it's a fuck.

[14:36:01] Oh, we could have had two Kara-Karas?

[14:36:03] Yep.

[14:36:07] No, I mean...

[14:36:08] We would like to do the shopping spree reward, by the way.

[14:36:15] I'm sorry, I just need a second to regain my composure.

[14:36:19] Yes, sir.

[14:36:19] Okay. Okay. All right. We're stressing. Did you ever lose your composure? You seem very

[14:36:29] perfectly calm to me. That's a minor mistake. Mahal is gone. Gunner is gone. I know. It's

[14:36:38] like people, you know, they came onto this reality TV show. They thought that they had

[14:36:43] what it took, but they didn't. That's all right, Rangi. I'm gonna prove to you that I

[14:36:52] have what it takes to be your so tomorrow yeah that's what you called me yeah

[14:37:00] Reinge okay all right all right okay all right okay everyone gather around gather

[14:37:10] round yeah sir yeah gather around everyone would you have me looking for

[14:37:18] substitute no little late in the game see you buddy

[14:37:23] Yeah, see you later

[14:37:27] Okay, all right

[14:37:29] Can we just take a moment and

[14:37:32] clear up whether we'll be able to

[14:37:36] Be here tomorrow and the next day with everyone

[14:37:41] I'll be here every day sir good high tower

[14:37:45] Yeah, good

[14:37:48] pork

[14:37:49] You have any plans?

[14:37:51] tomorrow pork tomorrow pork yep that what I moved my bowl yeah yeah alright I

[14:38:21] was very sure cuz I just wanted to clear the air on that that didn't sound

[14:38:26] very confident no I'm just afraid to say that you shouldn't get angry I'm not

[14:38:32] I'm not angry. I don't fucking get angry. I've never been angry. All right. I don't do that kind of shit

[14:38:45] What time what time like seven pst

[14:38:54] That's five o'clock in CSG

[14:38:56] Now that right otherwise

[14:39:02] That's nine nine. So you do nine

[14:39:07] Okay, what about um, what about the weekend? How's that looking for you?

[14:39:10] How?

[14:39:12] I love the weekend.

[14:39:14] Weekend's good for you?

[14:39:15] I love that.

[14:39:16] Alright, so tomorrow will be a rest day.

[14:39:19] And that's gonna be...

[14:39:25] BORBON!

[14:39:29] That'll be our top three weekend.

[14:39:33] Guys, meaning this is all gonna be coming to an end soon.

[14:39:36] Can we get a thank the Lord?

[14:39:39] Thank the Lord

[14:39:41] Absolutely worse. God is good. I love Jesus. Worst event I've ran. Do you love Jesus?

[14:39:46] Do you?

[14:39:48] You know, I think Jesus is all right, you know, I kind of agree with what he says

[14:39:54] I am there right with you. Beach. I kind of sand him

[14:40:00] He's you stand. I

[14:40:03] Stand Jesus. What do you want for me?

[14:40:05] hallelujah nothing hallelujah amen you know what I'm saying you're preaching

[14:40:13] you're preaching to the choir right now oh oh oh yeah wait what yeah look at that

[14:40:29] why the wahoo Christmas this is near oh right cuz you listen up everyone yeah

[14:40:38] All right here we go guys top four

[14:40:49] Okay, this kind of bit of shit, okay

[14:41:02] Actually, yeah one what do you mean one one what are you saying that counts Andy?

[14:41:14] I have an idea. I'm sitting here trying to figure it out. No, okay

[14:41:18] good go dandy from earlier win that it might be a good time to merge the

[14:41:24] teams together because high tower is one man the desktop I moved my bowl I

[14:41:34] literally fucking I'm still here hold it that wasn't in RP dandy you're going

[14:41:43] OOC

[14:41:47] I'm contesting that yes, no

[14:41:54] I'm not allowing that

[14:41:58] Absolutely, I'm not

[14:42:16] Oh, Wrangler?

[14:42:17] Yeah.

[14:42:18] That seems a bit personal.

[14:42:20] Oh, Noir.

[14:42:21] I'm just saying.

[14:42:22] Hey.

[14:42:24] All right.

[14:42:25] Noir.

[14:42:26] All right, hold on.

[14:42:27] No, I'm from Australia.

[14:42:28] OK, I got to think of how we're going to.

[14:42:33] We got to think of how we're going to.

[14:42:35] Yeah, I'm from Australia.

[14:42:38] OK, all right.

[14:42:39] OK.

[14:42:41] All right.

[14:42:43] Here's what we're doing, guys.

[14:42:44] Listen up.

[14:42:49] Final four.

[14:42:52] Today, we're doing the VCB challenge.

[14:43:00] The VCB challenge.

[14:43:02] You can have schedule for any additional content broken.

[14:43:06] That's right. OK.

[14:43:07] Your teams are going to take your pick of police cruisers,

[14:43:14] meaning this is the only challenge.

[14:43:17] You can use something other than the car, a car, right?

[14:43:22] OK. So your team, you're going to be able to pick

[14:43:27] whatever car you whatever buffalo whatever car you want from the motor

[14:43:32] pole not the interceptor not the interceptor and you're gonna be chasing

[14:43:37] the other team around in a mock 1080 does that make sense

[14:43:48] so someone from the other team is gonna be driving one car okay whoever catches

[14:43:58] that person the fastest their team is gonna win that challenge this is a

[14:44:03] time challenge, okay? If that car goes VCB, that's gonna be plus 10 points to the

[14:44:10] total time to a max of three, three VCBs, three VCBs, okay? Three VCBs, you

[14:44:22] instantly lose, okay? Does that make sense?

[14:44:29] You guys have like a challenge every day like this. Yep, we do

[14:44:36] CP

[14:44:39] PCP

[14:44:41] Vcd Vcd. So I have about 50 questions. Yep

[14:44:47] 16

[14:44:49] Good all right. Yep. Okay. Let's go for opening the floor. Okay. Do you want to take 10s?

[14:44:54] Do you want me to ask one and then you ask one?

[14:44:56] It doesn't matter.

[14:44:58] We could try.

[14:44:59] All right, I'll get first and then you can go after me.

[14:45:01] They're fucking after me.

[14:45:02] They're actually teamed up on me.

[14:45:03] So I'm good-y.

[14:45:04] All right.

[14:45:05] So my first question is that because we are a group of three, does that mean that

[14:45:11] we're going to be in three vehicles?

[14:45:12] I'm glad you asked.

[14:45:14] Here's the twist.

[14:45:16] Oh, thank you.

[14:45:21] Hi, Tower.

[14:45:22] I need you to pick someone on their team to join your team.

[14:45:26] Oh my god.

[14:45:27] Oh, okay.

[14:45:28] Oh my god.

[14:45:29] Oh shit, what's up in the middle there?

[14:45:37] It's me, Isaac Miller.

[14:45:40] Okay, that's what you want?

[14:45:43] Alright, Miller go back, you're getting cork.

[14:45:46] Sorry.

[14:45:47] Oh shit, okay.

[14:45:48] Second twist.

[14:45:49] Okay.

[14:45:50] I don't get it.

[14:45:51] It's gonna be a waste of time.

[14:45:53] Twist two.

[14:45:54] Okay, that was my second choice.

[14:45:56] Good.

[14:45:57] I just got text from the producers

[14:46:00] The idols are yeah, they're expired you guys can't use those anymore. What? Yeah, that's it. Oh

[14:46:07] Thank God. Yeah, the immunity idols are expired. You can't use those anymore. It's over

[14:46:14] Twist number three try to keep up

[14:46:16] Okay, yes

[14:46:19] Yeah, okay, uh, so

[14:46:22] I'll give you guys a second actually watch you guys watch guys strategize over there at

[14:46:33] um at

[14:46:35] RPD and we're gonna

[14:46:39] Ham pick a side heads or tails, okay?

[14:46:48] High tower who do you want to go first?

[14:46:51] You pick yourself you pick you pick them

[14:46:53] They go first. All right. You guys are going first

[14:46:58] First chasing or going first driving. Yeah, what does that mean? I tell her? Oh, huh?

[14:47:05] They're running

[14:47:12] Guys are gonna be chasing running. You guys are gonna be the little prey being stocked on the savannah by the predators

[14:47:23] All right, so

[14:47:25] We'll see if this little prey gets on it down

[14:47:29] I'm gonna get the car that you're gonna be running in

[14:47:35] We'll meet you guys over there at RPD. Good luck.

[14:47:38] All right.

[14:47:39] Yes, sir.

[14:47:40] Oh, yeah.

[14:47:41] That's so cool.

[14:47:42] Thank you, sir.

[14:47:43] What have you been doing?

[14:47:45] Thank you, sir.

[14:47:46] Launching on Mr. Wrangler, sir.

[14:47:48] Apples.

[14:47:49] You'll be meeting us at the RPD, right?

[14:47:51] Because they saw 49 questions, and we haven't even started with that, ladies.

[14:47:55] No, go ahead.

[14:47:56] No, OK, you're right.

[14:47:57] That was one.

[14:47:58] Go ahead.

[14:47:59] All right.

[14:48:00] What does VCB...

[14:48:02] Like, I understand visual contact broken, right?

[14:48:04] Yeah.

[14:48:05] Okay, I didn't see him for like a second, and then I regained context, but I it's long enough like let's say it's five seconds, right?

[14:48:12] I'm losing the five seconds normally in a chase I'd call BCB

[14:48:14] But does that mean when I completely lose them and then you have to call them and say re get let let them regain visual

[14:48:20] Yeah, but all this everyone listen to this is actually important. Okay. Yes

[14:48:25] You can keep looking for them if you want I left out

[14:48:28] That's a good question because I left out half of it

[14:48:30] But when you call a UTL that's when you get your extra 10 minutes you keep looking but the timer is going to keep going

[14:48:35] So after you call a utl it gets reset. What's utl?

[14:48:39] It's unable to locate. Oh

[14:48:42] So really it's the utl challenge. I thought vcb had a very good though

[14:48:45] Okay, so so as soon as you call utl

[14:48:48] That's when you get the the ten minutes and then it the chase reset so they have to come back

[14:48:53] So you can keep looking for more you want but it might be more than ten minutes. It's a gamble

[14:49:00] But you know, but you could get him out of the car how you normally would you can use box them?

[14:49:07] pit their car until it's disabled you know whatever maybe taser amount of the car

[14:49:11] but the second you get him out of the car and in handcuffs it's got to be in

[14:49:15] handcuffs that's when it's over the driver the driver all right I say the

[14:49:21] driver doesn't make sense everyone's everyone understand yeah

[14:49:25] isn't pitting couldn't we like kill each other if we are pitting each other's

[14:49:28] cars no no this is a simulation yeah but we're like really yeah don't worry

[14:49:35] about all that. And do you have permission to shoot? Jesus Christ, Ham. Yeah, but that's

[14:49:43] a real person over there. He's a real people. Well, that's what I'm saying. But hey, we

[14:49:48] were cool. What the hell is your problem? Why do you hate us? It's not at all insane.

[14:49:58] Just ask if you could shoot them. Well, because you said that we could hit him, right? But

[14:50:03] When we pit, we only pit if it's like, you know, it could be deadly force.

[14:50:07] It's a lethal force that we're using with our craft.

[14:50:09] Okay.

[14:50:10] So, and if that's gonna say I'm every time you pit or get into a car accident, do you

[14:50:13] want me to drop you off at the hospital?

[14:50:15] No.

[14:50:16] Okay.

[14:50:17] No, I don't think so.

[14:50:19] But just like when I hit, when I get shot sometimes, you know, you could shoot someone

[14:50:24] in the shoulder, or you could shoot him in the head, you know, that's not always

[14:50:27] like lethal, lethal, but it's lethal force because they're not thinking to be lethal.

[14:50:34] So is this our new teams or are we going to merge?

[14:50:37] No, are you seeing an apple?

[14:50:48] Sorry, he's taking a bit.

[14:50:49] What are you asking me?

[14:50:51] So teams are two, right?

[14:50:53] But I can't help but know, so that's an even number.

[14:50:55] So if one of us loses and then we have to like...

[14:50:58] Now I can't hear shit.

[14:51:01] If we have to...

[14:51:02] Like if I have to vote for him and then he votes for me, right?

[14:51:05] Then we're locked.

[14:51:06] So that doesn't make sense.

[14:51:07] So does that mean that we're going to merge afterwards?

[14:51:09] But that's still an even number.

[14:51:11] Why don't why don't you just see what happens?

[14:51:14] All right, are we gonna be on a dedicated radio channel?

[14:51:22] You guys are because you could split up into two different cars if you want.

[14:51:26] Oh, we can!

[14:51:27] But they're gonna be off the radio because if they're not then you can see their trackers.

[14:51:32] True.

[14:51:33] Oh, I see! So we can be in two different cars.

[14:51:36] No, would you mind if we uh...

[14:51:39] In our shopping spree?

[14:51:40] Dandy, it's getting mad at all today.

[14:51:42] We're gonna pay for this.

[14:51:43] It but in RP and also out of RP, but not that other thing that didn't count. Yeah, never mind

[14:51:48] You want to do that? Yeah, we could we could do the shopping cereals do it. Oh, okay cool. All right good good

[14:51:54] and

[14:51:55] Any more questions?

[14:51:58] Well, we could just get in your car and go shopping with you and then quick and like fall wasn't it? Yeah

[14:52:03] We could we could do that afterwards. It's on

[14:52:05] Do you want okay part of me?

[14:52:07] I'm sorry I'm just do let's go to RPD oh all right yes and then we can do the

[14:52:15] shopping spree after we just had an entire conversation about it thank you

[14:52:19] sir well I was looking do you take your riddle in today no and that's not me

[14:52:26] getting upset let's just asking a question I didn't take medication maybe

[14:52:30] you should know I shouldn't that doesn't make me feel very good yes okay well

[14:52:38] it makes everyone else feel bad around you so are you being selfish well you're

[14:52:43] not on your way what is it you're on like pose that's something that you

[14:52:47] haven't been taking it yeah and I'm taking that now because I was worried

[14:52:50] it was making me like penis you want it now I don't think that that's a side

[14:52:59] effect of that's not what storm said what did storm say storms off prozac and

[14:53:05] she loves dick she might just be a straight woman but if you're

[14:53:09] thinking about this is with your hormones well I think it's okay if

[14:53:15] straight men if get whatever anyone could think about penis but I'm not I

[14:53:19] don't do that I don't care you know other people should do whatever they

[14:53:22] want but I don't think about that kind of stuff well I don't think that

[14:53:26] straight man think about penis very often I I don't know very I'm not straight

[14:53:31] man but I would just imagine that that's not what because they don't because

[14:53:37] it's the penis if it penis okay Steve Harvey why don't we get you over to

[14:53:42] that's okay why don't we get you over to RPD and we'll we'll figure it out

[14:53:51] there okay yes I think about dick I gotta be honest I don't know what the

[14:54:05] book is happening right yeah none of this involves you so it's okay good all

[14:54:09] right I just want to make sure I was like literally questioning my purpose in

[14:54:13] life that conversation gave you an existential crisis kind of yet okay

[14:54:20] It's sort of like this or like I felt like a genuine disorientation kind of kind of like moment, you know

[14:54:26] You're feeling disoriented

[14:54:28] Yeah, that's the word

[14:54:30] This is the most intricate scheme to make people believe moon has a family yet. Is that what is this?

[14:54:50] What is it? Are we just posting we're just posting now that what does that have to do with?

[14:54:57] Are you hitting the signs on purpose? Yeah, yeah, you got to get

[14:55:03] I'm knowing this down

[14:55:09] An hour and a half late. Yeah, we are talking about all that. Yeah, hit the signs

[14:55:15] Hey guys

[14:55:29] So hey, uh, do you want to donate that car to the PD for an hour for $5,000?

[14:55:36] and

[14:55:38] No, I'd rather not for $5,000. Yeah, I'd rather not okay. What about ten?

[14:55:43] I don't know what kind of rockets you get to my car

[14:55:47] Pursuit training

[14:55:48] I'd rather not have my car blow okay. I'm getting

[14:56:06] Yeah, sometimes you don't hit

[14:56:09] Okay, even the speed limit is important or the stop signs are important. Yeah, I mean it's all important if you think about it

[14:56:20] Okay

[14:56:21] This car is legally parked. We got to get it out of here

[14:56:24] What happened to the bait car that car fucking sucks legally parked. Well, how do you know? I'm a cop

[14:56:34] Like I said, don't worry about that car this uh none of this

[14:56:40] Gabana, yeah, Yanni none of this none of this involves

[14:56:46] You don't got worry about it. Why don't you actually get back in the police car? I'm gonna need you to drive that

[14:56:52] Hey, how's it going?

[14:56:58] Is this what they call police commandeering yeah, also that car is illegal

[14:57:06] It's uh, it's it's it's a foreign model

[14:57:13] Yeah

[14:57:19] Yep

[14:57:26] We're deportment all right

[14:57:29] Okay, Jbell

[14:57:33] I'm learning suspiciously too far

[14:57:44] That car don't speak English

[14:57:48] More truckies less Hondas

[14:57:52] I'm a itchy nose boy

[14:57:59] What's the what's the worst crime you've ever witnessed

[14:58:07] This one time this woman named Carmela had like 28 bombs next to a dead body

[14:58:14] What for?

[14:58:19] She just did

[14:58:21] It was sick, okay

[14:58:25] 27 or some day

[14:58:27] 27 thermite

[14:58:29] Do you believe that shit? I mean, I believe them you I believe everything you say

[14:58:36] Yeah, you need to

[14:58:38] Common-deared hey, uh, Yanni, I need you to move this car

[14:58:48] It's probably because you yeah, follow me Yanni

[14:59:00] Good bit from Lisa. How many there might 37 there might oh god. She okay. She cannot drive the car

[14:59:25] I think she's going. I actually think that she's going

[14:59:45] What the VCB? I have no way to contact this woman

[14:59:54] Okay, she's just gone and just like that

[15:00:00] She left as quickly as she came to you need a timer pump. Yo, I'm out of a shrub

[15:00:09] 100 gifted subs Phyllis cheesesteak with five gifted five

[15:00:16] Whoo tea pump

[15:00:18] It's gonna be an edge day isn't it?

[15:00:25] Best trial you're good. All right. This is gonna be the this is gonna be the car that you're driving

[15:00:33] Get in it who's driving

[15:00:39] You'll be driving okay, okay sounds good

[15:00:44] How are you guys doing at one car to go okay?

[15:00:51] Make sure you guys are off your radios

[15:00:54] You guys make sure you're off your radios

[15:01:01] I have like a zero radio you want to sound very old

[15:01:07] You guys can you guys can you guys should probably on like 12 or some shit

[15:01:11] Is that her medical I can't go

[15:01:18] Hey, is this channel open?

[15:01:21] All right, seven

[15:01:24] Seven

[15:01:26] It's you know, he's doing all right cool

[15:01:41] All right, we're your guys cars

[15:01:44] We got always all right. All right. You guys pull out in front of the RPD and we'll just start there, okay

[15:01:55] be in front sure that's fun go ahead take front for that all right let's see

[15:02:00] how it goes so whichever one of you calls utl that's what that timer is gonna

[15:02:04] stop and they have to reset okay okay good fantastic I don't know where Lisa

[15:02:11] is hey stormy hoppin in this is a utl challenge I'm making one team catch the

[15:02:17] other team. I don't know. Everybody's with me. I don't know. I don't know where I don't know where

[15:02:35] I did something. This is a part of it. After having met him in real life.

[15:02:43] Let's just only keep up comms and one of us. What are they doing? Well, this is it.

[15:02:48] At least there's just some. Pickle probing with 20 gift and jobs. Yeah.

[15:02:54] Don't do comms unless one of us loses eyes

[15:02:58] What?

[15:03:03] Do I just go as soon as I leave the garage?

[15:03:05] No, just go and pull into the street pull up to the nearest stop side to the right or that goddamn it. Hold on. Can you pull next to him?

[15:03:14] All right, listen pull up to the to whichever red light you want whichever light you want and then when it turns green

[15:03:19] That's when we'll go. Okay. Yes, sir. Good. Good. You good

[15:03:22] does the time are not changing more we're talking about it just did did not

[15:03:31] it did right next one next green next green next green next green next green

[15:03:37] huh no no okay what else you want to know no it's not it only that they're

[15:04:20] off oh they're off no season the buffalo is the other idea I don't know where

[15:04:35] She's actually just gone. This is a good challenge. Is she driving? I don't know where she is.

[15:05:15] I told her to go to the police department.

[15:05:20] She's just out there somewhere with a fucking police car.

[15:05:25] She's actually just out there somewhere with a police car going, hello? Hello?

[15:05:35] It's snow around?

[15:05:57] Kenny Cuffham, Kenny Cuffham.

[15:06:00] Come on. Why not switch drivers? Why not switch drivers? Oh, they're not taking this

[15:06:15] Yeah, you are I can not cover sorry

[15:06:21] No, you are you are allowed to get out. You're a lot. It's the car. It's the driver of the car

[15:06:27] You got to keep up the rules change all the time

[15:06:30] All right. Yeah, you're allowed to

[15:06:33] You're allowed to do what you're doing

[15:06:43] I don't know you got to figure this out there they go

[15:06:52] There they go

[15:06:55] Yep, that's right. They got to get you both in handcuffs

[15:07:03] Both of you guys have to be in handcuffs and that's when the timer ends

[15:07:09] Yep, figure this one out him. Oh

[15:07:13] My god, she's she's get through

[15:07:17] She's get through

[15:07:31] Can you know it like it why would you be able to cuff cops? Yeah prior got cuffed all the time

[15:07:50] Probably no hands up

[15:07:57] Let's try it out hold on

[15:07:59] Let's tell them to stop but actually say stop they just

[15:08:04] Hold on stop stop everything stop

[15:08:06] all right let me see hold on let me see something here come here I don't know

[15:08:17] what your guys's problem is but come on come on we said put your hands up

[15:08:22] okay now I can with the fun I had to put on different cuffs oh okay we're gonna

[15:08:28] call that a plus fuck we're gonna that's I'm sorry I had cuffs on me for some

[15:08:32] reason that's a scuff that's a that's a yeah that's we're gonna call that a

[15:08:37] utl it's a that's a plus 10 oh thank god yeah cuz that's not because they

[15:08:43] shouldn't have had to stop there I'm gonna be honest yeah okay what's it

[15:08:50] does anyone have a repair cat we should have gotten some of those all right

[15:08:53] repair it up repair it up all right and then here's a twist oh yeah am now

[15:09:02] you have to start and to be clear you both have to be hand cut you got a

[15:09:06] handcuff of both handcuff of both now you're the driver you're the driver now

[15:09:11] you started the driver can we car swap if this one dies no you can't car swap no

[15:09:17] car no car swapping yeah I don't know what the fuck that was where did you go

[15:09:34] Lisa

[15:09:38] Where did you go

[15:09:50] No, you guys are the wrong call

[15:09:59] She actually probably

[15:10:07] That's Lisa. That's something I ever learned.

[15:10:11] Now it's fine.

[15:10:14] Yeah, I used to doing this around the time.

[15:10:18] So what happened here, just a little stuff.

[15:10:21] Everyone be advised, I think a cop has been kidnapped.

[15:10:24] It's one of the new cadets.

[15:10:26] If anyone sees an officer, Yanni, please come to Channel 7.

[15:10:33] By rock for PD.

[15:10:40] like the blanket fluid if there's not enough blanket fluid the whole car just

[15:10:44] tends to go see she hasn't she hasn't responded yeah yeah what's going on

[15:10:52] looks yeah where did you go I'm at the I'm at the cells people told me you

[15:10:58] were at the cells what people police people that hurt you okay I drove I

[15:11:06] I parked my shape into the

[15:11:08] where you think something's big.

[15:11:10] Yup, okay.

[15:11:11] Uh, it just, it took you a while to do that, huh?

[15:11:13] Ooh.

[15:11:14] A little bit.

[15:11:15] Okay, why don't you just wait in the garage?

[15:11:16] I was looking for you.

[15:11:17] Okay, well, we'll just, uh, I don't know.

[15:11:19] Figure down an RP, figure down an RP out of find me, okay?

[15:11:21] Okay, okay.

[15:11:22] Uh, I do believe you have the car.

[15:11:25] Put it in the gloveie for you.

[15:11:29] Or next to the underpin.

[15:11:30] She did what she was supposed to?

[15:11:31] I did, she did not do that.

[15:11:35] Alright, okay, good.

[15:11:38] Round to hold on let me write this time down

[15:11:50] 1424 all right

[15:11:56] Watch you go up to this red light over here to the left of us behind us

[15:12:05] Yep

[15:12:06] And then wait for it to turn red

[15:12:08] All right good, and then when it turns green you could go all right ham

[15:12:18] Good good

[15:12:20] All right pursuit training

[15:12:22] All right pursuit training. Hey, God, you don't know what Sam R.P. is sand address multiplayer

[15:12:41] Sam role play made all of this

[15:12:48] We're on one no no 13 on this and we're using this for something D&D made all of this

[15:13:07] Yeah D&D invented role-playing

[15:13:13] Actually, maybe not

[15:13:18] People probably I'm probably sex invented all this you're probably are peeing in bedrooms and stuff. All right, okay

[15:13:32] Ham actually never mind never

[15:13:45] Why aren't they being more

[15:13:49] That's a pretty bad rot

[15:13:51] They ram ram ram ram right good Lord. Oh

[15:13:59] my god

[15:14:02] What in the hell?

[15:14:10] where was she trying to go where was trying to go there okay okay oh shit

[15:14:39] okay everyone here sucks a driving so I think we're good they're gonna lose them

[15:15:02] they're actually gonna lose them bullshit he's gone he's fucking gone what

[15:15:21] about the other guy you got to get him both oh he's gone oh he's fucking

[15:15:39] gone he's gone he's actually gone unless no way he stayed in that bush he's

[15:15:55] gone he said yeah he's in fucking Polito by now bad comms there awful comms

[15:16:01] him might hit team him might win this we might be going he might be going

[15:16:18] They stormed you have a repair kit?

[15:16:20] Oh that's so good.

[15:16:28] Got six northbound.

[15:16:30] Oh no.

[15:16:34] Oh they both went after one.

[15:16:36] Oh no.

[15:16:46] Why did they-

[15:16:50] This is good training.

[15:16:52] Actually good training.

[15:16:59] God damn.

[15:17:02] Does that count as a UTL? It's whenever they call it.

[15:17:04] So they call it whenever they want the timer to stop basically

[15:17:08] and just accept the 10 minute penalty.

[15:17:10] minute penalty right that's it one person can leave the car in the beginning

[15:17:22] just for a hide yeah I guess but there's two people chasing them you know

[15:17:30] oh yeah sure and they can't car swap that was a fast that was a fast ban

[15:17:50] what did that guy do shrug yeah let's find out will they find them mods are hot

[15:18:30] some band of anger there was probably rightfully bad probably but if I banned

[15:18:39] them there's a 75% chance that he should be unbanned I haven't been anyone

[15:18:57] today doing good oh man timer's ticking might just want to take the 10 minute

[15:19:10] penalty at this point I think so what radio channel you're on

[15:19:25] seven let me back up with the always go yeah oh let me go find them to come

[15:19:41] here uh try and get uh try and get him back here use the group of it use the

[15:19:45] your job there 1638 good job good driving ham I I just said your driving

[15:20:03] was good common beard all right I'll be back you guys stay here I gotta try to

[15:20:22] find a buffalo I guess I could just use another police car yes now a buffalo is

[15:20:44] That's pretty good because that's what we use.

[15:20:49] Comma Deer.

[15:20:52] Gimme!

[15:21:01] Comma Deer!

[15:21:03] Why is he mad yet?

[15:21:04] I don't get mad.

[15:21:09] I do have to poop though.

[15:21:12] All right everyone, three minute break

[15:21:14] so you can compose yourself, okay?

[15:21:20] Three minute break.

[15:21:21] Are we getting back in a new car and driving freshly?

[15:21:27] Three minute break, guys.

[15:21:29] All right, three minute.

[15:21:30] I'm going to get pee in a bush.

[15:22:05] Sorry about that.

[15:22:06] Look, bro.

[15:22:07] Damn, man, where'd you hide it?

[15:22:09] I was in the back of the tattoo shop.

[15:22:12] Oh, OK.

[15:22:13] Jesus.

[15:22:22] Hey, yeah, we lost you, though.

[15:23:14] Damn, again.

[15:23:21] The rents of bar.

[15:23:44] You got there fast.

[15:23:48] The tattoo shop.

[15:23:49] I didn't think you could get that far.

[15:23:53] Yeah, I'm fast.

[15:23:58] I'm satiated now, so I got so much energy.

[15:24:10] any uh anything to drink anyone thank you

[15:24:56] wait yesterday all right wait come here come here come here it's so long

[15:25:14] thinking very deeply what's up oh thank you guys get y'all y'all more

[15:26:34] teamed in my actual team and sure mentioned it the other day

[15:26:51] yeah at this point yeah i'm returning i missed the clean air

[15:27:53] not at the moment your hair is just normal colors though

[15:28:06] very respectful

[15:28:14] we're conspiring

[15:28:18] against the hopes

[15:28:21] we're gonna have a rank layout

[15:28:27] that would be a good point

[15:28:29] yeah that's true that's a bad

[15:28:31] probably a bad point

[15:28:32] bad point

[15:28:33] it's actually an interesting idea

[15:28:45] that would be good

[15:28:48] alright cuz if he was looking to have clones he'd have

[15:28:55] an even

[15:28:55] great advantage

[15:28:57] I guess that might be the fourth one

[15:29:10] that's a long three minutes

[15:29:15] alright guys

[15:29:17] huge shit boy moment

[15:29:18] I think we're gonna say three minute brief.

[15:29:20] Alrighty, who's ready?

[15:29:25] We are.

[15:29:26] Okay, all right, who wants to drive?

[15:29:29] Well, are we, they didn't catch us both

[15:29:32] so did we continue going in a car?

[15:29:34] Or was that the second thing you tried?

[15:29:35] Three, yep, three times.

[15:29:37] So they got one more, that's it.

[15:29:40] All right.

[15:29:41] See what I'm saying?

[15:29:42] And you can drive?

[15:29:43] That's up to you, Ham.

[15:29:43] Exactly.

[15:29:45] No, I think you're clearly the better driver.

[15:29:47] Let's do this

[15:29:49] Ham pick a side

[15:29:51] Well, are they gonna have to do this on the last turn?

[15:29:54] Yep. I really okay. Um, I choose

[15:29:59] Heads tails

[15:30:04] Ham you gotta drive here

[15:30:13] All right, let's go

[15:30:15] Woo!

[15:30:17] Woo-hoo-hoo!

[15:30:18] I'm so hungry.

[15:30:26] Penta?

[15:30:27] I like this one.

[15:30:28] Alright, to that red light.

[15:30:29] Straight up.

[15:30:30] Whatever turns green.

[15:30:31] Yup.

[15:30:33] Time to drink?

[15:30:34] You think tonight's a drink at night?

[15:30:37] Could be a risk drunk night.

[15:30:42] Okay, did not see a turn.

[15:30:44] At least the time around pause.

[15:30:45] Sure, whatever.

[15:30:48] I mean, I don't think it's my fault that she instantly lost me and then couldn't find me, but...

[15:30:52] Okay.

[15:30:54] Oh, shit.

[15:30:54] drinking on drama night that's not really my drama though so who cares oh yeah I

[15:31:12] do I so now I know that I can't get separated from Lisa oh no there's some

[15:31:26] good comms well he broke the box it's the same one from before okay all right

[15:31:42] Oh, they actually split up this time. Oh

[15:31:47] If she could get the car back

[15:31:50] She didn't even think to do it

[15:31:52] When I got in trouble last time for talking shit

[15:31:57] You put me as an alert the guy put my voice on alert on his street if she could get the car back

[15:32:02] She didn't even think to do it

[15:32:05] Tootsies with five gifted Jim Crapo. I just took a drip Jim Crapo five gifted. Oh, she's a new

[15:32:13] She didn't know she didn't know you can't jump over these

[15:32:27] Noob down. Oh nice. I didn't know that I I

[15:32:48] Don't know I didn't have to hit slash might lose them

[15:32:58] Hashtag marked himself safe from being bred by moon moon. Oh

[15:33:03] They guys banned. Oh, okay

[15:33:16] I

[15:33:18] Well Lisa hello, it's the hashtag save thing for natural disasters

[15:33:30] I don't get it

[15:33:33] Thank you, madam jump from an extreme height

[15:33:38] El Rancho

[15:33:40] Aren't most of your subs moons to

[15:33:43] I mean

[15:33:46] Well, yeah, there's definitely an overlap

[15:33:48] But I think at this point it's it's been so long that I kind of just have my own little

[15:33:51] community here you know I mean there's

[15:33:58] definitely an overlap but I don't know

[15:34:00] man it's been like what three years since

[15:34:03] of our Peter the moon little little

[15:34:08] little community little guys who the

[15:34:11] fuck are you calling little that's not

[15:34:19] to say moon didn't make me I'm not

[15:34:21] saying that I just mean you know at

[15:34:22] this point it's it's just been so long

[15:34:25] that I kind of just feel like this is

[15:34:27] just my community at this point you

[15:34:31] know what I mean that's all I'm saying did moon make me I thought you were

[15:34:48] popular before yeah I was so pulling down like one to two K viewers before the

[15:34:53] moon boom big day I think they're VCB on them again

[15:35:00] look anything to eat ring one negative I don't know if he came down with his

[15:35:08] roof or not oh what I was almost in the radio there on seven I haven't got

[15:35:15] I think it might be another vcb guy

[15:35:22] The fuck are you okay?

[15:35:25] Yeah, yeah, there's a little fuck. It's not running around

[15:35:30] We got to get that little thing is it okay?

[15:35:32] Yeah

[15:35:35] Where is it?

[15:35:39] Common-deared I

[15:35:56] Want to go get some more repair kids

[15:36:11] When did you know?

[15:36:14] When did you know you had the?

[15:36:16] Insta- I don't know what that word is.

[15:36:20] Instatuus? That can't be word.

[15:36:22] Instatu- Instatuus?

[15:36:25] Desire to become the best RPer ever.

[15:36:29] Ram ram!

[15:36:32] What- what that word mean?

[15:36:36] It should be...

[15:36:38] Insta- that's not a word.

[15:36:40] Oh.

[15:36:42] I don't know what that word mean.

[15:36:44] I don't think that's a word.

[15:36:45] Oh nice.

[15:36:47] Unquenchable.

[15:36:48] I know what that means.

[15:36:50] That's uh, isn't that the uh, the lunches that mr. Beast is selling with xqc or some shit right now

[15:37:10] Is this armory boy? I knew I wanted to be the best role player ever

[15:37:20] when I was

[15:37:23] 12 years old and I would play san andreas

[15:37:26] And some days when I couldn't beat the mission because I was too young to be good at games

[15:37:32] I would just drive around and stop at the red lights and then talk to the npcs

[15:37:38] And bang hookers

[15:37:42] What do you think? I'm just calling it a saving some time and then just doing better

[15:37:46] Yep, look all the time

[15:37:47] Got hurt

[15:37:49] I think we can do better, I don't

[15:37:55] Alright, everyone meet back at the car as I uh...

[15:37:58] Got some repair kits

[15:38:07] Switch!

[15:38:17] Where'd Lisa go?

[15:38:18] Hello?

[15:38:21] She's drunk on wine, she- I told her to- I told her to do one thing

[15:38:26] And she instantly-

[15:38:30] She just instantly lost me

[15:38:31] Yeah, all I did was tell her to follow me for like two blocks.

[15:38:35] That's so long.

[15:38:36] All good?

[15:38:42] All good.

[15:38:43] Just sip a divine.

[15:38:52] You want me to fix some of the cars?

[15:38:54] Uh, sure, here.

[15:38:56] I haven't been on duty this whole damn time.

[15:39:17] Buy free money!

[15:39:19] Please wait a little.

[15:39:23] Oh, God.

[15:39:24] Fixed it?

[15:39:26] I think I'll take these cruisers.

[15:39:34] Should I repair mine?

[15:39:35] Uh...

[15:39:39] No, uh, yeah, you can repair it

[15:39:43] My fucking mouse has been acting wonky lately wonky mouse. I think that's a glitch

[15:40:11] Wonky mouse might have a weak battery

[15:40:23] It's fucking plugged in

[15:40:32] So now I approach you and I want to know your name you see what is that stick?

[15:40:37] My name my first name is your last name is worse nightmare

[15:40:41] Oh well my name is Gabana you know the fragrance on the theater kids sir front

[15:40:53] Search

[15:41:14] Okay, so that's what happened Lisa

[15:41:17] All right

[15:41:20] There we go. Well. We found Lisa. You do a little hazing

[15:41:36] you then just how we feeling everybody

[15:41:40] whoa whoa let's go let's go survivor

[15:41:45] we love survivor whoa yeah

[15:41:51] all right yeah okay

[15:41:56] you just made it sexual no I did not

[15:42:02] you said woo yeah you said it like woo yeah

[15:42:06] no I said woo yeah and you went woo yeah

[15:42:10] That's just an abduction of my voice, Sam.

[15:42:12] No, you ain't, you know, grown yet.

[15:42:15] But I don't do that.

[15:42:16] I don't do that kind of shit.

[15:42:17] All right.

[15:42:17] Yeah, all right.

[15:42:18] I'm a Christian.

[15:42:19] You're a Christian.

[15:42:21] Yes, I am.

[15:42:24] God fearing.

[15:42:26] I'm so scared of God, exactly.

[15:42:28] You're fine.

[15:42:29] All right.

[15:42:30] So team.

[15:42:33] Where's your little acada?

[15:42:36] I was speaking.

[15:42:38] Well, I pulled John's.

[15:42:39] Okay, uh

[15:42:44] team

[15:42:45] All right, so uh team high tower your time to be is gonna be

[15:42:55] 48 minutes in two seconds

[15:43:00] Think you can do it all right all right. Yeah, who's driving first?

[15:43:08] Okay, make sure you guys are off duty

[15:43:10] Ham and other you guys are gonna be on channel seven

[15:43:14] Are you guys doing one car or two?

[15:43:18] You two all right take a car and

[15:43:22] We're gonna pull out onto this main road up here and drive up to that light and then if it's green wait for it to turn red

[15:43:30] Okay, I did just say channel seven

[15:43:35] That's okay

[15:43:46] Come on. We'll get up to that red light and then we'll go when it turns green. Okay? Good luck

[15:43:53] time to beat

[15:43:56] 49 minutes

[15:44:01] It's a valid strategy to just purposely lose side of them three times consecutively so that we know you can't do that

[15:44:07] Yeah, they still have to be in there in your sight

[15:44:10] We put on your seatbelt people always trying to fucking

[15:44:25] Every time every time I

[15:44:27] I mean the best thing you could do is

[15:44:33] Catch them and then the challenge is completely over. I mean if you just catch them once it's over. Oh my god

[15:44:51] This oh, this could have this could actually be a hey that that happens

[15:45:03] Jesus

[15:45:05] Ah

[15:45:09] Ram Ram

[15:45:11] Can she get oh she's not Jesus Christ

[15:45:30] No comms. No comms all locked in

[15:45:36] I mean all you guys have to do is just get them both an headache of some one time and then you just win

[15:46:36] You know? Where are they? I don't know.

[15:46:54] Why don't you ask on the radio? Yeah, I think that's it. Yeah, I think that's your partner there. His car looks blown up.

[15:47:10] That's your partner. If only someone would have been doing comms there.

[15:47:21] By someone, do you mean me? Anyone, really.

[15:47:26] Can we pause because it seems that he's...

[15:47:34] Hello? Thank you, ma'am. So much for that.

[15:47:38] Are you alright? How did this happen?

[15:47:40] I

[15:47:43] First one our first like these to be whatever

[15:47:47] Okay

[15:47:52] Not okay a little bit good looking like they might win

[15:47:57] Yeah

[15:47:59] You tell

[15:48:02] That's not good. All right

[15:48:07] Okay, hold on hold on a second stay here

[15:48:11] that's not good that wouldn't make sense though calling you tell what it makes

[15:48:19] sense because then they would have the shorter time so then they would win right

[15:48:24] yeah I don't know what the fuck I am was trying to cook there yeah that that

[15:48:31] that makes zero sense they would they would just win makes no sense UTL

[15:48:44] unable to live yep I should just told her yeah yeah that's you should do that

[15:48:51] all right go go to the fudge lane they've blown up you blew them up how

[15:49:00] you blow them up I didn't touch them they blew up on them down the road they just

[15:49:05] blew up cars don't just blow up well I took a jump and then he ran into something

[15:49:10] all right okay all right just go down there and help them god damn it I'm good

[15:49:19] what kind of buffalo was that do you know oh I know I know what you want to

[15:49:22] pull those out I think right what kind of buffalo is that just go back to where

[15:49:29] blew up he's dead okay all right I didn't it that was not our fault that's

[15:49:33] just go back just go back to fudge lane it's fine all right I'm coming back now

[15:49:43] this is entertainment dog yes sir guys we need a good pump timers at an hour

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[15:50:10] Things, uh, that starts, you do, you do. I might actually start tonight at midnight.

[15:50:18] What time does that start? 10 a.m. Wow, that's crazy.

[15:50:31] Leo! That's it, that's it out, that's over an hour. Leo, what the fuck, what the fuck?

[15:50:42] 10 gifted subs! That's insane! Plus 90!

[15:51:00] Guys, stop it. That was clearly a dyslexia moment.

[15:51:07] You don't make fun of a fucking person in a wheelchair for not being able to walk.

[15:51:10] Pieces of shit. It's the same thing.

[15:51:13] Packs of deon with five gifted subs! Well, you should have.

[15:51:18] Pint is a piece of shit. Pint is a cunt. I want to fucking ban-

[15:51:21] You don't? No, that's terrible. I don't do that kind of shit. I'm a good guy.

[15:51:24] I'm actually a nice guy. Cruz confirmed it.

[15:51:27] dandy that doesn't count I'm allowed to get mad at chat obviously I'm allowed to

[15:51:35] get mad at chat no peer okay you keep changing the rules yeah I'm so that's

[15:51:47] the that's a part of it thank you dandy I'm a lot chat's the only thing I'm

[15:52:01] allowed to get mad at notice I said thing it's Martin Vicks oh my god oh my god

[15:52:09] Okay, all right. Are you guys are okay? No, it's okay. Sorry. All right. Let me just fix this up

[15:52:17] Guys so fuck so ham. I don't know if you why would calling VCB three time? Why would why would that make you win?

[15:52:27] Because you said that their time was there 43 minutes, right? No, no, no that was your guys's time

[15:52:34] So so so the lower time wins

[15:52:36] Exactly.

[15:52:38] Right, so then they, that would be their time.

[15:52:42] This is, this is their time.

[15:52:44] I'm, I'm really confused.

[15:52:48] Right, so you guys got, because you were running, right?

[15:52:52] Yeah.

[15:52:53] You guys got 48 minutes.

[15:52:58] That's how long it took you guys to get away.

[15:53:01] This is how long it takes them to get away.

[15:53:06] No, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't get any minutes.

[15:53:08] She's saying that she called you to yell three times in a row, she don't get 30 minutes.

[15:53:10] No that no you guys took them 43 minutes of sorry it took them 43 minutes to catch us

[15:53:16] But if we just got in our car purposefully drove no no no no no you're saying you're saying you're wrong

[15:53:21] It took the it took you guys 48 minutes to get away

[15:53:25] Your time to get away was 48 minutes the lower time to get away wins

[15:53:37] Yeah, so like you have the cops on you for what 45 minutes, right?

[15:53:42] So if someone

[15:53:44] We're on an appointment.

[15:53:46] What, but the penalty is one thing.

[15:53:49] I think you guys are too hot, yeah.

[15:53:51] We're trying to get caught as quickly as possible?

[15:53:54] No.

[15:53:55] No.

[15:53:56] Exactly.

[15:53:57] No, you're trying to get away.

[15:53:58] You're trying to get caught.

[15:54:00] You're trying to get away as quickly as possible.

[15:54:06] I'm not sure if you're joking or not, but...

[15:54:09] I'm really not sure if you're joking or not.

[15:54:11] I don't know if it's possible for me to explain it to you, yeah.

[15:54:15] Can I...?

[15:54:16] So they they got away, right? You guys got away and it took you 45 minutes. We'll say it, right?

[15:54:22] Okay

[15:54:23] Okay, but so until you lot will listen until you lost the cops and you guys were gone free

[15:54:29] Free to go right right so now

[15:54:32] Right we exploded

[15:54:34] Right and then ham stopped and now whatever so they got away and

[15:54:40] Let's say that was only like 20 minutes

[15:54:42] So that means it took them 20 minutes to lose the cops and it took you guys 45

[15:54:46] I have an important point to make though.

[15:54:48] Okay, let's just let's all let's all here's a let's do a quick communication challenge

[15:54:53] Let's try let's see if five people can complete a sentence without being talked over

[15:54:58] All right, that's a challenge. Okay, so ham go ahead

[15:55:03] Okay

[15:55:04] When they're chasing us. Yep, if they utl they can't find a location. That's bad for them, right?

[15:55:12] yeah because you're getting a lower time yeah so why did you add 10 minutes then

[15:55:18] wouldn't we get negative 10 minutes because we got away does it matter

[15:55:23] really what does it matter because because now you're saying that you've

[15:55:28] added 10 minutes to saying that we got away slower but we got away they got

[15:55:31] utl three times how's it going you need a roadside repair uh no could you

[15:55:40] please leave okay but uh hold on let me work through this am I wrong here I'm

[15:55:52] considering just canceling the challenge and just giving everyone a

[15:55:55] thousand dollars but I don't know why it is because it makes so much sense in my

[15:55:59] head but I feel like everything around me isn't making any sense at all which

[15:56:03] leads me to believe that I must be wrong but I just nothing else makes sense to

[15:56:07] I think you're right.

[15:56:09] Okay.

[15:56:10] You can loophole a little.

[15:56:12] Let me, hold on, let me just think about it.

[15:56:16] You're judging on who makes the, but it shouldn't matter, right?

[15:56:19] Because if they get away, so if they call U-T-L, when I'm doing it backwards, no, if

[15:56:26] they call, if they call, no, no, no, no, I'm not.

[15:56:34] How do you win?

[15:56:36] So it's so it's your escaping time and the lower time wins, right?

[15:56:42] You know what I mean?

[15:56:46] Yeah, no

[15:56:49] So the utl makes it lower or higher

[15:56:53] If escaping adds ten minutes it makes no sense your loss too. Yeah, I'm considering just canceling the whole fucking thing

[15:57:03] It's catching time. It's catching time

[15:57:07] Maybe I did fuck it up

[15:57:09] There's no winners here. Yeah, I'm starting to think that too

[15:57:12] U-T-L equals good, but you're making it bad for them so if they I swear to God this makes sense

[15:57:22] I think it's over complicating it

[15:57:29] Just drop I swear I swear to God it makes sense and then it's just being over complicated

[15:57:34] so if

[15:57:38] I'm also kind of cooked from the subathon

[15:57:42] All right, so if they get away right and then if it's but the number should still work shouldn't they you should

[15:57:51] Subtract instead of minus it

[15:57:53] I guess I could just I guess I could just remove the fucking ten minutes and

[15:58:00] Then it doesn't matter right?

[15:58:03] Maybe the ten minutes doesn't matter at all

[15:58:06] Okay, I don't think the ten minutes matters at all

[15:58:10] No, I don't think it does so here's what I'm gonna do

[15:58:12] I'm just gonna take the ten minutes

[15:58:13] I'm just gonna take the 30 minutes off their time and then and then whatever

[15:58:17] And then and then that's their time

[15:58:19] because because as soon as you call U.T.L. then their time stops so they want to

[15:58:24] get U.T.L. faster so they get the lower time it does make sense so so so if

[15:58:30] anything the 10 minutes is completely arbitrary and it didn't make sense to

[15:58:33] begin with there we go no because it still works no no no you guys are

[15:58:45] actually wrong about this right now I'm no you guys are actually saying

[15:58:48] Initially, you're right, but you're you're yeah, I'm telling you that you're wrong

[15:58:52] So so what what don't you understand?

[15:59:00] This is so fucked no it doesn't it's literally just autism brain

[15:59:07] Okay, so

[15:59:08] They want to get away faster

[15:59:13] Yeah, they want to get away as well as possible right we want to catch them as fast as possible right and

[15:59:19] When we're in the car our timer starts and let's say no their timer their timer

[15:59:25] their timer to get away starts right okay right okay and if we're going to fix this all post by the way

[15:59:33] okay yeah good if they managed to lose exactly exactly bro with the 10 minutes it's the same

[15:59:39] results but utl right then they get negative 10 minutes to their time no no i'm telling you the

[15:59:47] 10 minutes doesn't matter but that's what we were watching me because that was that was one of the

[15:59:53] the perks, right, that we wanted to kind of rely on?

[15:59:56] I think this might be bait.

[15:59:57] Subtract it and pretend it never happened.

[16:00:01] I think this could be bait.

[16:00:04] It never happened?

[16:00:05] OK, what are you confused about?

[16:00:08] Well, there was supposed to be a penalty for them losing sight

[16:00:10] of us, and that's why we were trying so hard to get away.

[16:00:13] Right, but it doesn't matter because then the time just

[16:00:16] stops, right?

[16:00:18] I mean, it doesn't matter.

[16:00:20] The 10 minutes, it's arbitrary.

[16:00:22] Now that I'm thinking about it,

[16:00:23] Legitimately does not matter because once

[16:00:25] So we did but we did our own first half of the challenge and we went by those rules and now they're changing

[16:00:31] The rules haven't changed the rules haven't changed. There was a penalty for them

[16:00:38] Is anyone else confused I am now okay, so what are what so okay, so your time, okay?

[16:00:47] I'm sorry. I'm

[16:00:49] Okay, let's just what just let me talk. Okay, so your time is it would be 18 minutes in 12 seconds

[16:01:00] That's how long it took for you guys to get away. Okay. Yes. Now you understand that, right?

[16:01:07] So you want your time to get away from the cops to be shorter

[16:01:11] So now they're trying to get away quicker

[16:01:13] Okay, in the second you guys call you to L the timer stop stops because they've escaped which means that they get a shorter time

[16:01:22] Yes, yes, right you said you said initially right like let's say that we catch them with only one utl

[16:01:31] Right, right, but they catch us and they utl us

[16:01:36] Okay, this is the kid. This is the part that you're so this is the part that you've I don't know if you've intentionally forgotten

[16:01:42] gotten. If both of them get cuffed then that then it's over. Yes, I know but you

[16:01:49] said that there was a penalty for losing sight of us. So if they utl three

[16:01:53] times there should be a penalty for that every utl makes it even worse so

[16:01:57] that if they catch us even if it takes a long time as long as they don't utl

[16:02:01] us right as long as they on us then they have an advantage whereas if we

[16:02:07] catch them but it take it's like two times that we lose sight of them we

[16:02:11] get an even larger penalty that's why that was there's no penalty now is what

[16:02:15] I'm telling you but but if we're changing that rule shouldn't start again

[16:02:19] okay explain it to me one more time I'm it explains I because I I don't I don't

[16:02:26] understand what you're saying should I draw a picture if I could okay picture

[16:02:35] we're gonna play a game right me and you don't don't do that just just explain

[16:02:40] you just explained it but it's yeah I'm sorry yeah go go ahead go ahead I think

[16:02:48] she's trying to say there's not an incentive wait no no no nor nor please

[16:02:53] yeah we're gonna play a game me and you wrangler right now the game is that you

[16:02:58] are trying to get away from me as fast as possible okay okay you want your

[16:03:05] time to be low right I want my time to be low we both want our time to be

[16:03:11] low because if my time is low that means that I caught you really quickly if your

[16:03:16] time is low that means that you've got away really quickly but only one of us can

[16:03:19] win there's one time there's just one time that's being recorded so you so

[16:03:24] you're this is where your brain is fucking it up let's okay no I know but

[16:03:30] I'm gonna clear it up for you all right now okay you aren't trying to get you

[16:03:33] are trying to prevent them from getting a low time or no god damn it

[16:03:39] you see the whole point of having to fucking yeah it encourages us I think this is

[16:03:49] great I actually think this is going to get that penalty that plus 10 minute

[16:03:53] penalty for them they they they go panel panel penalize because they lost

[16:03:59] of us okay okay um you were getting the panel they were getting the penalty for

[16:04:12] calling you to yell right or exactly all right but it's but it's going it

[16:04:16] doesn't matter anymore you're coming up on something that doesn't exist because

[16:04:23] now because here's the thing now there it doesn't matter that was just the

[16:04:27] time that it took them I'm sorry that was the time that it took you guys to

[16:04:32] get away okay does it make sense I don't know I don't maybe I'm wrong but I

[16:04:41] mean that was there so it so it took you guys right that time to get away right

[16:04:46] it just doesn't make sense to me because we worked on those rules to begin with and

[16:04:50] if we I mean I could just cancel I'm just maybe we just cancel this whole

[16:04:54] thing and everyone gets money I think because at this point fuck it I don't

[16:04:58] I don't know. I don't know.

[16:05:03] Right, I know and at this one I think that we've talked it into circles and it's just become more confusing than it actually is.

[16:05:11] I think we've talked it into the ground is what just happened.

[16:05:16] I mean, we could just redo the whole fucking thing or just probably just cancel it and just give everyone money is kind of what I'm leaning towards.

[16:05:26] Yeah, I know.

[16:05:28] If you just give me 18 minutes, I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to complicate things, I just

[16:05:35] didn't understand.

[16:05:36] It's okay.

[16:05:37] No, it's fine.

[16:05:38] I mean, I probably fucked it up.

[16:05:40] It's not a big deal.

[16:05:41] I'm probably wrong.

[16:05:45] I think that everyone else understands and I'm probably the one that does.

[16:05:49] So okay, so let's just try to walk through this one more time, okay?

[16:05:52] So it took you guys 18 minutes.

[16:05:54] I know.

[16:05:56] It took you guys, what, 18 minutes to get away?

[16:05:59] Right?

[16:06:01] Like I mean so they managed we managed to get them to lose side of us three times right yes, right

[16:06:09] And actually it we could have gotten away

[16:06:13] So I think I think you're flip-flopping it they stayed on you for 18 minutes

[16:06:18] You see what I'm saying so were you trying to compete for a longer time?

[16:06:24] I really just don't understand it, but that's fine

[16:06:31] if you are the game master and if you if you get it then we'll just do whatever

[16:06:36] Whatever, whatever you see is is correct mr. Inglis

[16:06:40] No, no, well don't do that because now I'm trying to understand what what what were you?

[16:06:45] But I'm not very good at math, and I'm getting I'm getting

[16:06:49] Just need like a minute if it's okay

[16:06:52] That's fine. Yeah, it's it's fine. Thank you

[16:06:55] It was time to catch if they didn't catch plus 10

[16:07:02] Right, but but the 10 minutes doesn't matter because I mean it just matters which number is lowest

[16:07:07] So it just doesn't really matter to begin with right because the timer stops

[16:07:12] You see what I'm saying so the timer stops

[16:07:15] Right, so it's so it the 10 minutes in reality. It just doesn't even matter

[16:07:20] Because the utl stops the timer right and the people

[16:07:25] the people that are uh is there a penalty for going UTL unless they don't

[16:07:31] want UTL yes I see no I see I see where it's taking up yeah no no I see I see

[16:07:41] okay yeah I over complicated it maybe now I see yeah it's all fucked up this

[16:07:52] is why there's writing rooms for this I think I'm just gonna cancel this whole

[16:07:58] fucking challenge it's kind of cooked anyways at this point I mean half the

[16:08:02] fucking people didn't even want to do it to begin with and I fucked up this

[16:08:05] challenge it's yeah I think it's probably just over you know what I mean

[16:08:10] probably it started hot yeah yeah but I mean fuck it at this point no I fucked

[16:08:24] it up it's not a big deal just give me a second I'm just gonna consider what

[16:08:28] do what's wrong you needed the producers it should I mean we could just do a one

[16:08:36] and done but now I feel fucking stupid so I'm kind of just leading to a leading

[16:08:43] towards bailing yeah I've got I've got to just lean towards saying fucking and

[16:08:50] bailing is what I'm thinking son and death 1v1 when in doubt bailed out

[16:09:00] That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I fucked it up.

[16:09:09] Oh, this is really primed me to get angry though.

[16:09:11] I'll say that self-suggesting.

[16:09:13] All right. Well, I mean, here's the thing.

[16:09:15] We can, I mean, we can either we can, here's what we can do.

[16:09:19] We could just do a fucking one fucking V1.

[16:09:22] Chase and whoever gets, you know, the lowest time or whatever the fuck

[16:09:27] whoever gets caught the fastest, you know what I mean?

[16:09:30] We do like that.

[16:09:31] We just reset it because yeah I fucked it all up.

[16:09:33] Uh...

[16:09:35] Yeah!

[16:09:36] Or we could, or if you guys...or I tell you what, if you guys want...

[16:09:40] We could just divvy up the prize money between you four and just call it a fucking day.

[16:09:44] I'll give you guys the option.

[16:09:46] Go ahead and...go ahead and tell them what you want.

[16:09:48] Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead.

[16:09:52] There we go.

[16:09:53] I'll let them decide if they want to keep playing.

[16:09:58] Yeah, I'm fine.

[16:09:59] Listen that's okay. There we go. That's fine

[16:10:03] How much money it's like three grand

[16:10:06] They're trying to catch you sounds good. No, I'm just over it at this point half like I said half the fucking

[16:10:14] Contestants didn't even couldn't even fucking do all of it to begin with it's it's all fucked up anyways, right?

[16:10:20] There's like three challenges that I can't even do anymore than I'd rather just save it for

[16:10:26] Next time when people can commit the time to it

[16:10:29] You know yeah

[16:10:34] Yeah

[16:10:36] It's all good. That's all good. It didn't work out. It is what it is

[16:10:39] That happens. That's life, right?

[16:10:46] Angry old man yada yada with five gifted appreciate that you tried I tried

[16:10:57] Next time we'll just do cadet survivor, but in World of Warcraft hardcore mode

[16:11:01] Yeah, I need a more committed group you enjoyed watching it it was fine, but yeah

[16:11:12] I need I need a more I need I need a more committed. I need I need more no-lifes. I need actual D gens

[16:11:21] Yeah, I need I need the D gens. I need the no-lifes

[16:11:28] The guy put my voice as an alert on his stream next time app people submit applications smart smart I

[16:11:39] I think survivor just lasted a bit long.

[16:11:42] I think that I was very clear on how long it would take and no one objected to it at

[16:11:47] the time.

[16:11:49] So I refuse to feel bad about the length of the challenges.

[16:11:52] Thank you though.

[16:11:53] Fuck you.

[16:11:54] Get the fuck out of here.

[16:11:55] G-Beard with 10 gifted!

[16:11:57] All right, what do we got, cadets?

[16:11:58] Okay, Mr. Rangle, we want to ask you.

[16:11:59] Are you enjoying your time?

[16:12:00] Are you enjoying your time?

[16:12:01] No, I don't care.

[16:12:02] It's, you know, I'm completely fine.

[16:12:03] Are you enjoying your time? Are you enjoying?

[16:12:06] No, I don't care. It's, you know, it's, I'm completely fine.

[16:12:10] I don't, whatever you guys want to do is fine with me.

[16:12:15] I won't feel, I'm not gonna feel any, any sort of way.

[16:12:20] Alright. Like, we wanted to make sure that you were like,

[16:12:24] you were still, you know, you were still. I'm having a great time!

[16:12:27] What are we doing? Hey!

[16:12:30] I

[16:12:37] Yeah, the thing is that to be frank

[16:12:42] Everyone here

[16:12:44] Something then nothing. Okay. All right, so you all have money and you want to bail

[16:12:49] That's how ever we want a fit. We want a finish to this to the game

[16:12:54] We're enjoying our time and we want to finish to the game, but I mean, okay

[16:12:59] So I need some decisiveness. Let's just do it. All right

[16:13:04] Come on swarm

[16:13:08] All right, I'll have the producers reach out

[16:13:11] All right. Good challenge everyone a wrangler

[16:13:18] No, it's fine, it's okay, it's not big deal. I'm shitty man. Well, you know, hey, you know, sometimes

[16:13:24] You know you some you just need the money and you know who cares about anything else nothing who cares

[16:13:31] So shitty now, it's fine

[16:13:34] Not a big deal

[16:13:37] I gotta go find my cadet

[16:13:44] Not a big deal. I gotta stop getting money involved in shit

[16:13:51] But it makes things so juicy great

[16:13:56] Why when did they do that because they could have $3,000

[16:14:03] But you know, whatever it's fine. It's not a big deal

[16:14:10] Yeah, I appreciate that. We'll we'll do season 2 and

[16:14:14] We'll- we'll- we'll get a group that's a little more committed.

[16:14:18] Yeah.

[16:14:22] Maybe don't reveal the money until the lay-arounds.

[16:14:24] Well, like I said, I mean, this is why...

[16:14:27] On Survivor, they actually put these fucking people on a real island, so that they can't leave.

[16:14:34] And then if they try to, Jeff fucking harasses them until they say.

[16:14:37] A nuke-a-dat.

[16:14:38] Yeah, a nuke-a-dat. I'm not gonna find her.

[16:14:40] Have they been onboarded in there? Do I need to paperwork them?

[16:14:43] Oh, no, no, no. You don't gotta worry about that.

[16:14:45] that's fine it's not big deal chat like I said it's these things happen didn't

[16:14:51] work out not a big deal so we're at one hour oh they all are they all troopers

[16:15:06] now no here's what I'm doing retcon all right all right did it happen boom just

[16:15:15] like that watch this retcon didn't even happen except for the hour that didn't

[16:15:26] happen. Yeah, what? What? What? Was it? Has anyone seen? Has

[16:15:40] everyone seen a confused Italian woman? No, negative. Yes. Okay.

[16:15:46] Do you know where she was? I did. But that was like 20

[16:15:49] minutes ago. She was screaming for your name. Okay. Did no one

[16:15:52] bother to try to contact me? We heard your booming voice

[16:15:57] down here and we tried looking for you in the PD and we

[16:16:00] You can't find him.

[16:16:01] Oh, okay.

[16:16:02] Yep.

[16:16:03] Okay.

[16:16:04] Do you know where she is?

[16:16:05] Uh, left of Chesterwood in, uh, garage.

[16:16:10] Well, that was, like, 15, 20 minutes ago.

[16:16:13] Right side of the strawberry.

[16:16:35] Abbey Street.

[16:16:36] Left, north.

[16:16:37] Little Big Horn.

[16:16:38] All right.

[16:16:39] More for a tow truck.

[16:16:42] West in the passage, right north of the Abbey Ways.

[16:16:45] Hey, have you seen a confused Italian cadet?

[16:16:49] I'm on the phone

[16:16:53] Yeah, I

[16:16:55] Wrangler, uh, no, I have not why okay. She's missing

[16:17:02] $1,000 for her safer turn like a could like a PD

[16:17:12] Who is this

[16:17:15] Hey, I think you may have maybe you called dispatch or something

[16:17:19] Oh, yeah, no, it's I called you. All right, that's real good. So yeah, if you see a confused

[16:17:27] Italian cop, please call 911

[16:17:32] All right, thank you. She is our

[16:17:40] Officer, yeah, hey, what's going on?

[16:17:49] Hey, thank you

[16:17:51] Don't don't even mention it

[16:17:54] Of any department I've been in the best experience I've had

[16:17:58] Seriously, don't even mention it, it's fine

[16:18:01] Seriously, I mean that to you

[16:18:03] We did really enjoy ourselves

[16:18:05] Thank you guys, yeah thank you

[16:18:07] You felt like you stepped in during yourselves

[16:18:09] No, no, I'm always having a good time

[16:18:13] Let's just all try to find this lost Italian woman

[16:18:17] Last location

[16:18:20] I know, it's okay

[16:18:22] It's I have fun too. Hello. No, it's fine. Hello. Don't do that. Don't do that. Hello. Don't do that. Hello

[16:18:28] Hi, hello. I'm saying hello to you. Hello

[16:18:31] Have you never answered a fucking phone?

[16:18:34] Jesus fucking Christ, I'm sitting here. I've said hello five fucking times

[16:18:39] What are you doing right now?

[16:18:41] Okay, all right. Thank you. All right, I'll be I'll be there soon. Thank you

[16:19:11] Now look, I really need to find this cadet, okay?

[16:19:14] Uh, the cadet was sent away because she hasn't got anything.

[16:19:18] Okay, what do you mean she hasn't got anything?

[16:19:21] She doesn't have access to the email change.

[16:19:24] Where is she?

[16:19:26] She was sent off duty.

[16:19:28] Why?

[16:19:29] Sent on her way.

[16:19:31] Wait, why? Where is she?

[16:19:33] I don't know where she is.

[16:19:34] Did you send her off duty?

[16:19:37] Yes.

[16:19:38] Alright, why? I need one good reason.

[16:19:41] Because she doesn't have access to the email.

[16:19:43] Okay, now you're going off duty.

[16:19:44] No, goodbye.

[16:19:45] Goodbye.

[16:19:46] Come back tomorrow.

[16:19:46] Goodbye.

[16:19:47] Now you're going off duty.

[16:19:49] Goodbye.

[16:19:51] Good.

[16:19:51] Goodbye.

[16:19:52] I don't know why you're still standing here.

[16:19:53] Goodbye.

[16:19:55] There's absolutely no reason to do that at all.

[16:19:57] You need to leave.

[16:19:58] Thank you.

[16:19:58] Goodbye.

[16:20:00] OK.

[16:20:01] Bye.

[16:20:02] I don't know why you're still here.

[16:20:05] Because I'm sorting keys out.

[16:20:06] All right, so OK.

[16:20:07] So no, I don't care.

[16:20:09] just please leave. All right. Good. There we go. Good. See how she likes it. There we

[16:20:23] go. See how she likes it. That's an hour for sure. I don't think now dandy is the judge.

[16:20:32] Dandy is the judge of that. And I think that was deserved. I don't think that was anger.

[16:20:37] I think that I think that was stern

[16:20:40] That was valid anger. Thank you, judge dandy. Hey chap

[16:20:50] Yeah, okay any last sight

[16:20:57] Yeah, apparently she was sent off duty for no reason at all

[16:21:02] So, okay. She's Italian. I gotta go find her

[16:21:06] I don't know where she is I guess I'll just start yawning one of you guys want

[16:21:13] to come with coming you don't have a phone number I don't know all right you

[16:21:19] come back to 24 hours what is it thorn right yep all right yeah come back to

[16:21:32] 24 hours we'll see how you like being sent off duty for no reason there we

[16:21:47] go to what why well why why would you be sent off duty for not being in an

[16:21:54] I tried to give you a fucking reason and you interrupt for being in and for not being in an email chain

[16:22:00] That's the reason no

[16:22:02] That's the reason you gave me for not being in an email chain

[16:22:05] You didn't even let me finish my sentence. Go ahead. No, go ahead. Please please I talked to her

[16:22:12] I tried to ask her what was going on

[16:22:14] She said that you would hire there and that you had told her to stay in the motorpool and wait for you to come back

[16:22:19] Okay, I

[16:22:21] Didn't see you on duty didn't see you on radio

[16:22:23] Okay, did you call me? Did you text me? My phone number's in the MDT, is it not?

[16:22:28] So I continued talking to her. She said she hadn't done an academy. I tried to find her an email

[16:22:35] chain so that she could have access to CSFPs, look over them, etc. And she had no idea what I

[16:22:42] was talking about. So I got her information so that she can be set up with that so she can look

[16:22:49] over that information. Okay, why not? Why not just give me a call?

[16:22:57] Because I'm not going to chase your ass down, Wrangler. Okay, you're undermining me. If I'm

[16:23:02] telling someone to do something, that's not, if I tell someone to wait in the motor pool,

[16:23:07] you don't get to, you don't get to overstep that. That's not your job. So you need, so listen

[16:23:12] to me. Now I'm sorry, I didn't interrupt you. Okay, so that's not your call. That's my

[16:23:17] decision to make you need to say in your way to captain and asked him first okay and and what and

[16:23:22] what captain did you call i called eachy eachy and where is he at him or i i said where is he

[16:23:29] where is he at i don't know where he currently is okay so did you talk to him yes i talked so

[16:23:36] so you were able to call him but not call me so so you went to everyone you could but me

[16:23:42] me. Yeah, goodbye. That's a 24 hour goodbye. Goodbye.

[16:23:58] Goodbye. How did you contact her to hire her?

[16:24:03] She was in the lobby. She was in the lobby. She's in this lobby. I don't know. She seemed

[16:24:07] like a good one. Now she could have been the best cop on earth and now she's in the

[16:24:10] wind and you did that. You did that. That's not my fault. You didn't hire her properly.

[16:24:16] You did that. You just did that. You didn't hire her properly.

[16:24:19] I don't need to live. I don't know why you're still here.

[16:24:22] Why are you giving me a lip?

[16:24:24] Right.

[16:24:24] I'm getting key to start it out before I just pull up off duty.

[16:24:27] Right.

[16:24:27] They don't get lost in the fucking wind.

[16:24:29] Mooding is coming back.

[16:24:30] You need to support your own lieutenant.

[16:24:32] You should definitely start running.

[16:24:35] Goodbye.

[16:24:36] Well, you don't have to worry about hearing it for two days.

[16:24:39] Make it 48 hours.

[16:24:48] Primed.

[16:24:49] Alright, we'll be hearing about that in a little bit.

[16:25:05] Yeah, we're gonna hear about that in a little bit.

[16:25:07] I'm gonna give that one 15 minutes

[16:25:11] Definitely

[16:25:13] She shouldn't have done that

[16:25:15] She called everyone but me

[16:25:22] You think 15 minutes? Yeah

[16:25:26] That was intentional she even gonna go off duty

[16:25:41] She's just gonna stand there. She's saying it's our job to track me down, right?

[16:25:53] But she tracked down everyone but me so she was doing that in bad faith. Why is that how that works?

[16:26:11] oh shit okay that's fine that fire people no I just a moment that's not a

[16:26:29] big deal clerical error to the flippies moonpoon and Billy have you heard of what

[16:26:56] mood dang has been getting up to what the hell are you I can't don't talk to me

[16:27:00] about what are you saying to me right now man what are you talking to me

[16:27:04] about I actually I actually don't know what you're talking me about man I

[16:27:09] I think she deserved that it was fair. I think so too. It's just there was

[16:27:35] Literally called everyone but me to bitch by the way. I'm sure hey. Hey, what's going on? Have you found it confused a town? Yes?

[16:27:47] Yes, where is she?

[16:27:49] No, okay, what were you gonna say damn it?

[16:27:53] Are you talking to me? Yes. Yes. What are you talking about? Sorry? Hey, one of your officers is jamming up axle

[16:27:58] He's saying that he's charging with nine times grand theft auto

[16:28:02] I can't do this thing.

[16:28:04] So, he says that our tolata is in the wrong spot.

[16:28:06] Okay.

[16:28:06] And he's charging it even though he got hit by a green-up

[16:28:08] endimum.

[16:28:09] I'm on the way.

[16:28:09] Are you at the tow yard?

[16:28:10] He's in, no, he's in Rockford, B.D.

[16:28:12] He already arrested his ass.

[16:28:13] Okay, all right.

[16:28:14] Okay.

[16:28:16] The game came and shot us.

[16:28:17] And then he fucking charged him.

[16:28:18] Thank you.

[16:28:19] Okay, can you please hang up?

[16:28:21] Yeah, yeah.

[16:28:21] That's fucking sad.

[16:28:23] And I'm about to be here, boy.

[16:28:31] Oh, shit.

[16:28:33] I can't actually believe this shit is happening.

[16:28:37] Hey, what's going on?

[16:28:40] What the heck are you doing?

[16:28:41] What the heck are you doing?

[16:28:42] I'm calling 9 counts of GTA.

[16:28:43] Right, okay.

[16:28:44] What happened?

[16:28:45] Yeah, yeah, we got a call about it.

[16:28:47] What happened?

[16:28:48] Yeah, so I guess he got shot up at his impact amount.

[16:28:51] I called the judge.

[16:28:53] Turns out that's not his lot.

[16:28:54] He's about a mile south by the other impact amount.

[16:28:57] So he's holding vehicles in unauthorized locations.

[16:29:01] Judge said nine counts GTA, which, uh, which, what?

[16:29:07] They're not supposed to be there.

[16:29:09] Yeah.

[16:29:09] No, he's, he's supposed to be about a mile south.

[16:29:12] It's different locations.

[16:29:13] He's holding these vehicles.

[16:29:16] Okay.

[16:29:17] Let's go talk to him.

[16:29:19] All right.

[16:29:20] Uh, she's going to go get his lawyer.

[16:29:21] Sorry.

[16:29:22] Oh yeah.

[16:29:23] Yeah.

[16:29:24] Hey, Tosca, will you talk to me without a lawyer for a little bit?

[16:29:28] Oh yeah.

[16:29:28] Sure.

[16:29:29] Why not?

[16:29:29] You put your toe-lot in the wrong spot.

[16:29:32] No, that guy was just an idiot.

[16:29:34] And so is Hotho.

[16:29:36] OK, he's- Oh, Hotho.

[16:29:37] Would you like to see why?

[16:29:39] Sure, that's fine.

[16:29:45] Hang on, have a look at that.

[16:30:08] Dang, Moo Moo Dang.

[16:30:09] What the fuck is- is this-

[16:30:11] am I being invaded by the fucking Viet Pong?

[16:30:13] What is this shit?

[16:30:13] Moo Moo Dang.

[16:30:15] What are you fucking saying to me, man?

[16:30:16] Moo, dang.

[16:30:18] This clearly is not the time.

[16:30:23] It's the baby hippo.

[16:30:25] OK, I love that hippo, then.

[16:30:27] I'm fucking uh, I'm subbed on like

[16:30:33] So why did you show them this

[16:30:46] Not trying to pile that's actually not fair. I will have to after I rest you

[16:30:51] And how I'm here. Okay, I'll happen man

[16:30:57] Yeah, I'm Wrangler you got a bald man with no shoes in the lobby upstairs looking for you. What do you why why didn't you think anyone else is Wrangler, buddy?

[16:31:19] What's that? Why did you think any why did you look at me and say are you Wrangler? You probably passed three fucking cops on the way down here.

[16:31:27] ony tail mustache is that what he said that's what he said everyone knows who

[16:31:33] you are wrangler then why did you ask it's a party is going to do it's a you

[16:31:39] should just said hey wrangler yeah I mean I was right say hey excuse me review

[16:31:44] x-files beef all right okay yeah okay that's very polite of you I'm sorry

[16:31:49] I've had a hard to my whole reality TV show got canceled you're hoping you had

[16:31:54] reality show the second thing that I love today that's being canceled

[16:31:58] Jesus what's the first time I asked all the try it's the church change the hot

[16:32:03] pocket recipes and shit it's pissing me off sure they may try to make them

[16:32:08] skinny pockets yeah it's the whole thing I'm sorry I snapped at you yeah

[16:32:13] yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry that was that was wrong me I shouldn't have done that

[16:32:18] who who can tell me why my climb this yeah that's him yeah so I was telling

[16:32:28] you sir wrong location for the impound lot and the judge confirmed it and send

[16:32:33] the continue with these charges hey that one that you sent off duty is upstairs

[16:32:39] asking me to unlock doors for her okay can you please send her to my office

[16:32:43] please okay okay all right we're getting there chat okay Christ okay seven

[16:32:56] minutes told the call it's not yeah it's not gonna be not gonna be long

[16:33:02] Why would he be conflicted if you don't let me ask him?

[16:33:06] You showed him...

[16:33:07] Yeah, she has short time, she'll talk to his, uh, Dr. Schrodinger.

[16:33:10] Can you tell him to charge me with nighttime?

[16:33:12] Confirm the call, huh?

[16:33:13] No, I asked him if there was a separate charge I should charge you with, or if I was...

[16:33:18] You think I'm gonna get suspended?

[16:33:19] She skipped the chain of custody!

[16:33:20] ...and he said it was okay to press with the nine charges.

[16:33:22] I think Kostner might actually have my back on that.

[16:33:25] I don't know.

[16:33:26] Sorry.

[16:33:27] She skipped the chain of custody and went to everyone she could talk to but me.

[16:33:30] I

[16:33:36] Mean that was intentional of course hello hey wrangler. We got a we got Laurel change it come at whatever

[16:33:42] She's a she's at the mall. She had to take a never real quick, but she uh, please bring her into my office, please

[16:33:46] Okay, we'll do we're thank you in the 13 alpha. All right. Good. Good job. Bye tower. You know

[16:34:00] People from Thailand. I love time

[16:34:33] his random character is annoying, his fucking Jordan is annoying, all of his characters are super annoying

[16:34:43] you know what I'm saying?

[16:34:45] do you feel me?

[16:34:49] do you feel me?

[16:34:51] I mentioned the gentleman's name, but somebody did come to PD, talked to me directly and let me know that he was trying to retrieve his vehicle from your lock

[16:34:59] I felt that he was being cornered and unsaid.

[16:35:02] So I came up to investigate and that's where I found the scene where you were with the paramedics.

[16:35:07] All right.

[16:35:09] And what about me being shot on the floor?

[16:35:12] Made you think, huh, this guy told all these guys?

[16:35:15] Well, you are the owner of the lot, correct?

[16:35:19] Does that mean I told them all?

[16:35:21] It doesn't mean you told them, but you are retaining those being.

[16:35:24] Perfect.

[16:35:26] No matter if you did it, your employees did it.

[16:35:29] is in the lot that you proclaim to be your

[16:35:31] hey I tried to warn you pal

[16:35:33] this is you know it's gonna be egg all

[16:35:35] over your face I tried to warn you and

[16:35:37] in a lawsuit it's gonna be great for

[16:35:40] the life

[16:35:42] well I don't know about this sir anyways

[16:35:44] I can't get a DA down here so we're just

[16:35:46] gonna have to deal with it with uh

[16:35:47] who we got here okay

[16:35:49] all right perfect how would you like

[16:35:51] to deal with it

[16:35:53] well let me first uh get the charges

[16:35:56] and let you know what your time is in

[16:35:59] and the find you're looking at, okay?

[16:36:00] I feel like that's very...

[16:36:01] All right, please, let me ask you.

[16:36:03] You heard me saying that I have evidence

[16:36:04] that wouldn't zonerate myself, right?

[16:36:09] No, I did not.

[16:36:10] You didn't hear me say it?

[16:36:11] Yeah, the evidence that it would zonerate myself.

[16:36:12] All right, yes.

[16:36:13] I have evidence that would exonerate myself.

[16:36:14] Would you like to see it?

[16:36:16] Oh, yeah, if you wanna provide that to me.

[16:36:18] All right, perfect.

[16:36:20] Let me hand it to my lawyer first.

[16:36:22] Well, meow-ow.

[16:36:24] Well, meow-ow.

[16:36:26] Well, I don't speak meow-ow.

[16:36:28] I literally don't fucking speak

[16:36:29] whatever fucking time this is not a personal language I don't know what the fucking

[16:36:34] guy's saying with this shit man I mean it doesn't really matter if it's a personal

[16:36:40] package still dip-dick cock you know vagina booby vagina we got Randy

[16:36:47] Wrangler's ghostwriter donating at 90 months 8,400 p7

[16:36:51] And I'm fine with the 90 days fucking stupid

[16:36:57] as shit fucking idiots.

[16:36:59] And it's so fucking dumb.

[16:37:01] The officer, it's not even funny.

[16:37:03] Would you like to describe them what it is first?

[16:37:06] Well, officer, what I have in my hand here

[16:37:09] appears to be a order of a temporary certificate

[16:37:13] of license signed by Judge Eminig on 28th of August

[16:37:17] this year. Along with a copper link to the approved lines of said business.

[16:37:26] Yep, he did have that. Okay. And so this is going to be for the lot that we were just at, Mr. Tosk?

[16:37:33] Absolutely. Okay. Yeah, if I could take possession of that for just a moment,

[16:37:38] so I can check that out. If everything comes back, he should have held on to that in

[16:37:42] owned of an event trial but the information that I've gotten is that's

[16:37:46] the Jordan would have done

[16:37:48] oh give me one you should just held on to that and fucking humiliated them in a

[16:37:53] bunch of work where's he going I don't know I'm pretty sure that he owns that

[16:38:05] lot yeah that's what I got from judge Hawthorne and I don't have something

[16:38:11] that says well apparently he was the one that approved the lot but that's

[16:38:17] was wrong this guy walks yeah so what did author and tell you exactly Hawthorne

[16:38:27] told me that he had a approved lot which is by Adam's apple it's gonna be behind

[16:38:32] the ammunition by Legion that was the only approved lot that he had then you

[16:38:38] should probably charge him because if Hawthorne said that he's a judge and I

[16:38:42] I mean, you got to listen to that, man.

[16:38:44] Yeah, no, I understand that, unless there

[16:38:46] was another judge that signed one that they actually

[16:38:49] haven't moved over here, and I can confirm that,

[16:38:51] then that might be a different story.

[16:38:54] So I'm just going to take a look at that document real quick

[16:38:56] and make sure that's not signed by a different judge.

[16:39:00] Well, it is, but who's the name, man?

[16:39:02] This sounds like Judge v. Judge.

[16:39:03] And I don't think it really concerns you.

[16:39:05] You should just charge them.

[16:39:09] All right, I'm going to take a look at the document real quick.

[16:39:12] Yeah, I'll take a look at the document and then I'll call Hawthorne and let him know what I found on it

[16:39:17] and then if he says to push with it, I'll just push with it.

[16:39:20] All right.

[16:39:21] All right, appreciate it, sir.

[16:39:22] Yep.

[16:39:24] I'm just letting you know not to fall for this fake document stuff.

[16:39:27] Oh, yeah, no, absolutely. I'm going to definitely confirm any information on there.

[16:39:32] Yeah.

[16:39:32] Photoshop is a big problem these days.

[16:39:37] Fake news.

[16:39:45] Fake documents.

[16:39:48] Honestly, Penta, I just want to say

[16:39:50] If you really think about it, if I could just have a moment of your time, if you can just give me a second to say what's on my mind, it's about this RP right now, what you're doing, you pause for just a second, type shit.

[16:40:03] Okay, thank you.

[16:40:05] What a way to spend five, what a way to go to imagine going to work and coming home and being like, I just worked for eight hours, I'm going to spend some of this money on that.

[16:40:15] For it, so yeah, it's fine.

[16:40:17] Alright, come on now.

[16:40:18] What is this shit? Why are you still here?

[16:40:30] Cuz you pulled my keys before I finished

[16:40:33] Get her out of here. Oh my god

[16:40:40] No, just just just show her the door. Yeah

[16:40:43] Yeah, no, she wants her she wanted to go to the garage to get my car

[16:40:48] No, no, no

[16:40:58] Okay, if you could please just take her your cars in there

[16:41:02] It's part in the garage

[16:41:08] You're using the personal garage spark your car

[16:41:11] Okay, well, I don't know about that number one

[16:41:13] We'll talk about that later, but yeah, do me a favor.

[16:41:18] Everyone does that.

[16:41:20] Well, I'm definitely going to have to look into that then.

[16:41:24] Everybody does that.

[16:41:28] Everybody does that.

[16:41:29] Yeah.

[16:41:30] Uh-oh.

[16:41:31] Yeah, that's not what I meant.

[16:41:34] It's a personal valet down there.

[16:41:37] There's no valet down there.

[16:41:40] The trooper down there will take your personal car.

[16:41:42] There's no valet in that office.

[16:41:45] They're in the garage.

[16:41:47] There's no valets.

[16:41:48] We don't have it.

[16:41:49] There's no valets.

[16:41:50] There's not a valet down there.

[16:41:51] All I see is a parking lot.

[16:41:51] Okay, long.

[16:41:53] Okay, well, my first time in my valet.

[16:41:54] Not the time nor the place.

[16:41:56] Just, yeah, whatever it may be.

[16:41:58] Ham, please go escort this woman

[16:42:00] to get her vehicle and check the license plate

[16:42:03] to make sure that she's not stealing.

[16:42:05] All right, understood.

[16:42:07] Good.

[16:42:07] Also, she wants in to her locker,

[16:42:10] but she doesn't want to give me...

[16:42:12] How did you sort that?

[16:42:14] Uh, cost around about calling me.

[16:42:16] Okay.

[16:42:17] So I got that started.

[16:42:18] Good.

[16:42:19] That's fantastic.

[16:42:20] Okay.

[16:42:21] So you go ahead and just get her out of here.

[16:42:22] Yep.

[16:42:23] So I'm just going to point.

[16:42:24] That's okay.

[16:42:25] Hey, what's going on, Burton?

[16:42:26] Hey, everything okay?

[16:42:27] Yeah, yeah.

[16:42:28] Hawthorne had to get suspended or not Hawthorne.

[16:42:29] Thorne had to get suspended, unfortunately.

[16:42:31] Oh, shit.

[16:42:32] Okay.

[16:42:33] What would she do?

[16:42:34] Well, uh, this is, uh, one of my new cadets.

[16:42:36] And, uh, we got separated for a moment.

[16:42:39] And Thorn went ahead and took it upon herself to strip her of everything and send her off

[16:42:45] to me without trying to contact me.

[16:42:47] But contacting everyone around me.

[16:42:49] And you know.

[16:42:50] That is strange because I told her to contact you.

[16:42:53] Yeah.

[16:42:54] So she instead decided to contact everyone she could that wasn't me, that was ranks

[16:42:59] higher than me.

[16:43:00] Pardon me.

[16:43:01] I'm speaking.

[16:43:02] And went ahead and jumped the chain of command, which I'm not a huge fan of

[16:43:05] personally.

[16:43:06] Yeah, I know I can understand that. Um, all right. You want me to take care of this one's paperwork for you? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. How long do you think you're gonna be a cadet? Do you think if this is gonna work out for you that you, I mean, do you think this might be something works out for you?

[16:43:24] Yeah, I'm that. I've always wanted to try and be this, you know, you know, yeah.

[16:43:32] Oh, you think this is gonna be more than one day specifically, but I mean could I doesn't have to be a commitment thing though

[16:43:40] Well, it's just whatever you think

[16:43:44] Yeah, I I don't even

[16:43:50] The whole monitor

[16:43:52] Okay, so I would know what I'm saying is I don't know if this is gonna be a

[16:43:56] You know permanent thing

[16:43:58] Yeah, I'd like it to be

[16:44:00] She can't get her car out unless she is well, that sucks. I don't know. It's just you can come back get your car in 48 hours

[16:44:09] Ham talk to the valet give it tell him

[16:44:13] Tell me rating the VIN number. Yeah, tell me rating and then get the VIN number. Okay, but also we could like do this another day

[16:44:22] No, that's not what I'm saying. Yeah, I know what I'm saying is that I just it just depends on if this is gonna be a

[16:44:28] I don't know if this is gonna be a yeah, I mean I'm interested in continuing if I can okay you are okay well that's

[16:44:36] That's that's news

[16:44:39] Big commitment is that a huge commitment? Is that a massive command? Is that like do I have to sign my blood into a contract or something?

[16:44:48] Okay, that's that sounds like a thing I could try you know

[16:44:52] Yeah, so then burn if you want to

[16:44:54] for me. Okay, you okay? Yeah. Get some scratch off. No, no, no, no, no, I got it. Where's

[16:45:00] the scratch offs? At the 24 seven. Okay. Yeah. Okay, it feels good. So she took your uniform

[16:45:09] and just all the gear that we spent on getting you set up with. Yeah, well, she didn't

[16:45:13] give me to put in a locker. Okay. All right. I also have the jumpsuit that I was given.

[16:45:22] What do you mean jumpsuit?

[16:45:24] Oh, they were okay.

[16:45:26] So one of the the policemen was was like you're not allowed to be here or something.

[16:45:31] And I stripped me off my clothes and put the you know what's in their suit on and like it made me like kind of like walk around with it.

[16:45:38] But then he said, I got you got you were just talking with you.

[16:45:42] And then that's what and that and we all stripped you stripped you.

[16:45:47] They stripped me down but put more other clothes on me.

[16:45:50] what I mean okay yeah we don't normally strip down the cadets in clothing who

[16:45:57] did that to you oh I don't know but it I didn't take it personally it was it was

[16:46:04] pretty funny actually okay why don't you do me a favor and Burton would you just

[16:46:09] mind I'm gonna go get some little scratch off so I'll be back I'll give

[16:46:14] with her and we'll be done by time to get back all right where the stretch

[16:46:17] off so any gas station yeah yeah go to like quick clip now I'm gonna do that

[16:46:23] hey so you want to go ahead break off now mr. Angler is not under her name it's

[16:46:32] under her organization name which is what I would have no idea I told her I'd

[16:46:37] have to ask you she said never mind and I said yeah I just want to double check

[16:46:41] and she said it's all right I understand you don't want to get it

[16:46:44] Spend it for no reason what I did okay

[16:46:47] Sounds like someone that knows what they did now that suspension was deserved biggest pet peeve

[16:47:01] Probably an elephants all right

[16:47:04] second biggest pet peeve

[16:47:06] People skipping chain of command to complain about me hate that shit

[16:47:16] Also, just just look just straight up talk to everyone. She could but me

[16:47:20] She could just call me crack an egg in my ass and scramble it with your girthy heart. What the hell is that about?

[16:47:25] I don't want to hear that. No, I I don't I actually don't want to hear that kind of shit

[16:47:31] Don't fucking say that to me. I don't I can't I've had enough man my heart is

[16:47:38] My heart man

[16:47:40] It's been a god. It's been a hard day. No one gives a fuck either dude. It's pissing me off

[16:47:45] Why would you have us listen to that? I didn't I had to listen to that too

[16:47:53] Do you think I want to hear fucking strangers sexualize me you think that gives me a boner, and I sit here, and I just fucking

[16:48:00] You know who knows what I'm doing to my hands right now, but I'm not doing that. I'll tell you that I

[16:48:05] Don't like that kind of shit, man. I don't like that

[16:48:13] You think the fucking underneath of my desk looks like a goddamn white picket fence without any loads have been blowing on it

[16:48:19] I don't do that kind of stuff, man. I don't I don't like hearing that kind of shit

[16:48:23] sorry about that last person you didn't deserve to hear that thank you anyway see

[16:48:30] you at Harby's later babe I thank you baby wait who is that that's not sniffed

[16:48:35] up wait are you serious all right hey I got someone robbing the Clinton 24

[16:48:54] seven right now can I have some back up here is there any is there any back

[16:49:02] available. Hello, someone has to be available. Clinton 24-7. You're gonna get

[16:49:10] tasered. You're breaking the law. This is happening to you.

[16:49:24] Alright, I'm in an activity with a sore robber. It's gonna be southbound. On power.

[16:49:47] Purple car. Taking a left-hand turn. It's raining out. Of course. This

[16:49:55] rain is intentional northbound meteor again purple car some some guy in it

[16:50:01] some they're sliding into the gas station stop to the gas station they're

[16:50:07] back at all stop at the gas station here

[16:50:17] I don't know what they're doing I'm gonna get out of the car you gotta stop

[16:50:44] they're behind this up they're behind this uh this is the gas station

[16:50:51] hear the feet sloppin around I hope this isn't what do you mean your PCB but

[16:51:13] beach mouse what do you mean I mean I there's there's there's three cops here

[16:51:21] man I mean how did this happen it actually doesn't make any sense I

[16:51:35] I literally just got here

[16:51:40] He's he's on foot he's he's got

[16:51:44] He's right here. Can you guys please lock it in northbound Clinton? Yes, please one same old

[16:51:54] Back behind the gas station gonna be back in their car probably

[16:52:24] come here come on you don't want this to happen you don't you don't want you

[16:52:33] don't get in that car you're gonna get a taste just stop stop for your life

[16:52:46] Oh man!

[16:52:50] One down to five.

[16:52:52] God damn you.

[16:52:54] God damn it.

[16:52:56] Lay the scratch off, dude.

[16:52:58] Spark?

[16:53:02] Yeah, the best drink in the world, dude.

[16:53:06] Did you steal the scratch off from my gas station?

[16:53:08] No.

[16:53:10] Well, I gotta take it.

[16:53:12] You actually might have.

[16:53:14] And I gotta take this money, too.

[16:53:18] I don't know what you stole from there.

[16:53:20] there can you do me a favor can you can you can you put this person in a cell and

[16:53:27] all could process him yeah thank you he's right he's just robbing the store

[16:53:35] robbing robbing evading yeah that's it you can process it for me yeah thank you

[16:53:44] guys you guys know you guys are the most helpful people I've ran into today

[16:53:49] Thank you

[16:53:51] Thank you guys guys pump that timer

[16:53:55] Pump that timer higher than my blood pressure right now

[16:54:05] Thank you to killer Gabby with five gifted roll let me tell you mood dang was acting up today on some demon mode type shit for real for real

[16:54:30] She innocently accepted some grass as a treat, but then right when she was done

[16:54:33] She flip and chomp down on the zookeepers needs

[16:54:38] I'm Wrangler and you've been Wrangled Pounder.

[16:54:40] Oh, it's too good.

[16:54:41] Yeah, what's going on?

[16:54:51] Oh, there you go.

[16:54:53] Hey.

[16:54:54] You guys have them all be advised.

[16:54:56] I've been reported that Fingal and the Monty

[16:54:58] may have an A-47 on their person.

[16:55:00] Hold them, keep them up.

[16:55:05] Good.

[16:55:06] Good.

[16:55:07] Gabby says thank you for the five gifted subs.

[16:55:09] 378-912.

[16:55:15] Did you grab off of them?

[16:55:17] Nah, yeah, just some short robbery paraphernalia.

[16:55:20] Thank you.

[16:56:01] Holy I got access to the budget now look who has access to the budget now

[16:56:29] Take that take the budget money invested in scratch offs, okay

[16:56:54] Good, okay snow made this

[16:57:07] Chinese for prohibition

[16:57:09] like you can you get this anywhere or is this custom this is custom it's pretty

[16:57:21] damn smooth that's pretty it's pretty goddamn smooth man where do I sell this

[16:57:38] up give it may be cash you think use probably I'll take it somewhere but it's

[16:58:15] That's it y'all

[16:58:18] Has anyone know where you cash in your scratch offset? Oh, I'm gonna rip fine real quick

[16:58:33] I'm gonna rip five purple. You know what I'm gonna Sam wait. All right. Here's what I'm doing

[16:58:41] Surely he sees the police car scratching I

[16:59:34] Mean I tried to rob the place but

[16:59:37] Okay, all right. Well, make sure you pick these up sir. Don't just throw them on the

[16:59:44] Yeah, we're probably gonna be seeing a lot of these I'm not

[16:59:46] Yeah, I'll over the place

[16:59:48] All right. Have a good day, sir. All right you too

[16:59:53] I'm gonna go get my chuck

[16:59:55] There's a jet fuck. Yeah, don't don't don't get near that

[17:00:00] Let me go get my chuck and I'm gonna sandwich

[17:00:04] Maybe I'll do a zigzag, but I'm gonna start with this shit. I'm gonna start with a sandwich. I think

[17:00:09] yeah yeah I think so zigzag I'm gonna I'm just gonna do a quick zigzag sandwich

[17:00:24] yeah yeah big mac oh that was a good one dandy how many hours two hours plus

[17:00:51] two hours that's not so bad you realize because there's scratch-offs we need

[17:01:04] EMS Bob I think I did one for yelling a tough lawyer I didn't yell no then our

[17:01:13] crap you didn't get anything you didn't show up today when did I yell dandy

[17:01:19] what I didn't see Andy I didn't do that come on dandy please I'm having a tough

[17:01:22] time wait I was got 3200 why did I get that I just told their mobile surgery a

[17:01:30] week after finding a cancerous lump. Perk 30's got my stomach feeling like a carnival ride.

[17:01:35] Thanks for the cancer awareness you spread. They helped me a lot mentally. You are still

[17:01:40] a fucker fucky thanks.

[17:01:41] Um, oh I'm glad everything worked out for you, man.

[17:01:43] I can tell how I can get in contact with a judge?

[17:01:45] Uh, yeah, I would just stand here and ask everyone if they're a judge that walks

[17:01:49] in.

[17:01:50] Thank you.

[17:01:51] Yep, good luck.

[17:01:52] Trav, what did you do? Everyone get saying thanks Trav today.

[17:02:02] that birth control taken out and I will have you bent over and knocked up day

[17:02:05] one what the fuck you can't say that to me

[17:02:09] minds I don't want to hear that I actually don't want to hear that shit

[17:02:21] don't say that don't say that to me man I don't I don't I know I don't like that

[17:02:28] reinstate Roe versus when I support mandatory abortions here so I don't

[17:02:39] believe that kind of stuff mandatory yeah too many people there's just too

[17:02:54] many fucking people eugenics I don't think that's what that means yeah that's

[17:03:13] not yeah that's that's just youth that's just euthanasia

[17:03:17] mood dang mood what are you fucking doing

[17:03:21] we're doing no why man stop stop get out of here you're gonna go to get

[17:03:28] someone else is robbing Clinton goddamn fucking fuck someone else is robbing

[17:03:32] So what do you mean somebody else? This was all be robbed. It was just robbed

[17:03:41] Someone's Robin Clinton 24-7 put your hands up now

[17:03:46] Sir you can't do this man

[17:03:51] Damn it gambling is ruining this town. It's not gambling. I need the match. I need my drugs

[17:03:57] Okay, well don't take that don't take that bag

[17:04:00] Don't take the bag from that guy!

[17:04:02] Put your hands up!

[17:04:04] Put your hands up!

[17:04:06] Ah, fuck that!

[17:04:08] No!

[17:04:10] I would try to be currently headed past 68

[17:04:12] but currently not long eyes on them

[17:04:14] I don't get the fuck!

[17:04:16] Shut the fuck up!

[17:04:18] Put your hands up!

[17:04:20] Yes, I'm purple and blue!

[17:04:22] Fuck you! Fuck you!

[17:04:27] God! Jesus!

[17:04:29] Jesus!

[17:04:34] He's fleeing on a bicycle southbound

[17:04:41] Yeah, I'm VCB

[17:04:51] He's on a bicycle

[17:05:06] Please don't rob the store

[17:05:09] Don't call me VCB wrangler

[17:05:13] Asking are you still I am VCB

[17:05:19] Yeah, we're proctor there he went down that alley apparently went down an alley on the power

[17:05:24] by past the bank yeah I'm gonna be honest I just it's fun I mean go six form a few

[17:05:31] more it's okay did you get that uh I don't see him either is he working here

[17:05:50] No, I don't say it.

[17:05:52] Thank you for the show.

[17:05:54] Well, I didn't. I was trying to save them.

[17:05:56] I'll knock you up even if you are on birth control.

[17:06:03] Your sperm will just power through the birth control?

[17:06:06] That can't happen.

[17:06:08] Please do it.

[17:06:18] Please, actually, if someone hate Ryan or me.

[17:06:20] Hey, hey, hey, there he is.

[17:06:23] Hey, how many packs could you bought?

[17:06:25] Oh, none.

[17:06:27] None?

[17:06:29] None in my...

[17:06:31] why are you park right there when there's a fucking parking lot across the

[17:06:35] street I gotta get moving I just wanted I just want to do one fucking sandwich

[17:06:40] and then I'm gonna go to work Lisa day yeah I know I but I didn't know that I

[17:06:59] didn't know all this shit was gonna happen man your little piece of shit I

[17:07:03] love burritos at 4am and dogs love cats and twins

[17:07:19] Yeah, that's a good one. It's an old one

[17:07:26] They're banning her

[17:07:29] I'm literally just testing it all right snow made that you guys are actually being heard snow made this cool new mechanic

[17:07:34] And you guys are fucking shitting on it by not wanting to see it

[17:07:38] And you should actually feel bad about that. Okay now a quick sandwich

[17:07:49] All right now this sandwich. This is the strap watch this we prime the RNG

[17:07:53] We knew that was gonna lose. Okay, so

[17:07:58] Okay, so now we take that okay look at this job okay zigzag zig zag zig I think I have

[17:08:32] more money than us oh no I'm out just buying a pack of smokes what are you

[17:08:40] guys up to you see the scratch off now have you played yet now man that's a

[17:08:50] scam yeah all right two two purples and I'll do a pod and I'll do a lucky

[17:09:09] I

[17:09:13] Thought you don't play no, I don't thousand dollars scratch off

[17:09:17] What do you know? Yeah, I don't know you shouldn't touch that shit. It's a scam

[17:09:22] So

[17:09:25] Come on man, you're blowing your money. Don't do that. That's cool. He's got the

[17:09:31] I want my money back

[17:09:33] You think I should try one? Yeah, try we have a UPD

[17:09:39] Okay

[17:09:42] Yeah

[17:09:47] I've heard hold on I gotta throw this stuff on there. I don't know if I have money for all that

[17:09:53] I'll do a Pog

[17:10:00] Which one are you about to buy ma'am

[17:10:03] I'm gonna try a Pog. Don't don't buy that that that's a good one now. No, don't buy that that one's mine

[17:10:09] Yeah, I'm gonna buy two of these

[17:10:12] I just want $50 that's kind of cool

[17:10:52] So I got the radio off my belt and shit. Okay, so I'm heating up hold on. I'm heating up. Oh, I'm actually I'm actually on a heater

[17:11:00] Wait, I

[17:11:03] Can't stop I can't stop winning right now

[17:11:09] When I want my money back

[17:11:20] Just get my money back really

[17:11:22] All right, bro, no y'all do uh, I'm gonna train her for the next five and a half hours

[17:11:26] Then I need you to give her a mini

[17:11:31] Just like just like a mini final about you know like like half of what you would expect from an actual final about

[17:11:39] Good about yeah, yeah, I appreciate that

[17:11:44] Come on, Yanny. Oh, I think I got your heater. Oh, okay

[17:11:51] Say what

[17:12:03] Whole five hours and a half

[17:12:06] Yeah, we still got five hours and a half

[17:12:11] That's not plus one dandy's the judge that doesn't count that absolutely doesn't count that would you say?

[17:12:20] Can it be a little less than that? Okay? I mean I could give you a little less money

[17:12:27] I forgot you were gonna give me money for this. Yep. Do you want less money?

[17:12:35] I mean, I don't I don't know. Well, I'll I'll see what I can handle

[17:12:40] well it's a hundred dollars an hour most people meet most people don't make

[17:12:45] that I'll use that for the full money yeah you could if you want to did you

[17:12:54] not did you say start at 430 I did but then there were some allegations that I

[17:13:00] was one hundred blindsided what's that you shot nice shot what do you know nice

[17:13:06] shot that that's fine can you get on the radio for me do you know how to do

[17:13:11] that oh so I know how to whip it out yeah won't you get on it all right if you

[17:13:17] look there's a caps lock button Trav what did you do

[17:13:21] caps lock but oh wait I put anything to radio I think all right one second beer

[17:13:25] back there's a story of ERP what you do what happened and I'm on the front page

[17:13:36] of LSF making tongue noises all right finally I can retire from streaming

[17:13:42] jillies husband thanks trap drink thanks thanks thanks I can't talk thank

[17:14:00] trap in the post why fuck it we'll do it live thanks yeah why did trap get

[17:14:07] thanked for warning about ERP did he not know it was a thing whistle ERP whistle

[17:14:27] blower trap oh I think I got the radio to work oh we hate that boo once I got

[17:14:44] I just got to put some money in the bank.

[17:15:08] Could I really do that real quick?

[17:15:10] Hold on, I could though.

[17:15:17] I could reinvest the budget in the scratchers.

[17:15:21] Alrighty.

[17:15:23] All right, Yanni, left side.

[17:15:25] All right.

[17:15:29] We have store robbery up the road, let's go to that.

[17:15:31] So get on the radio.

[17:15:34] Just say hello.

[17:15:36] Hello.

[17:15:37] I didn't hear you.

[17:15:39] Is it on?

[17:15:41] It is on.

[17:15:42] Okay, are you on, oh yeah, get on channel five.

[17:15:45] I wrote it down in yes, okay, so then it's a hello on the radio

[17:15:52] Okay, you gotta

[17:15:54] You got to hit the caps lock button on the radio to speak. Oh

[17:16:04] What's that?

[17:16:06] No, I didn't hear that. Hello

[17:16:14] Hello

[17:16:16] Hello, I'm just calling to see so I I got arrested

[17:16:21] I've been arrested and I had a warrant but now because I've been arrested I just want to see if the warrant has been removed

[17:16:28] I'm sorry. Was there a landline being?

[17:16:31] Someone calling a landline behind you. What was that?

[17:16:34] No, I just pressed the ring button

[17:16:38] What what are you what the hell are you talking about you press a ring button?

[17:16:42] Well, this is the radio. We're talking about

[17:16:46] What? Who's this?

[17:16:51] Well, I'll- I'll-

[17:16:52] He's crazy.

[17:16:53] No, okay, so you said you have a warrant?

[17:16:59] I- I have a watch?

[17:16:59] Okay, he hung up.

[17:17:01] So, let's just-

[17:17:02] Let's just focus on this robbery.

[17:17:04] That you- you'd have been called in.

[17:17:09] Okay.

[17:17:10] Yeah, I'm at this, uh, North Rockford Drive.

[17:17:13] There's a- it looks like Layla robbing the store.

[17:17:15] Oh yeah, it's the white buffalo you guys been chasing.

[17:17:18] North Rockford Drive right now.

[17:17:19] I need you to figure your radio out.

[17:17:21] Okay?

[17:17:22] Oh, well, I- I- I did the kind of cap slot of shit.

[17:17:26] to talk yeah okay so it's not it's not working maybe it's a different it's a

[17:17:33] different button yeah i could be why don't you go ahead and check uh

[17:17:37] let's check let's check i try it on on earth

[17:17:45] yep go ahead i just checked lisa's frames and she's like 10 frames her

[17:17:50] internet sucks dude they don't have i don't know why they just don't get

[17:17:54] a fiber stop stop stop what you're doing stop what you're doing get that

[17:18:19] bottle off of him now stop hello yeah stop what you're doing put your hands up

[17:18:28] but don't come it don't don't come near me with that stop put that away

[17:18:35] We're in an activated southbound North Rockford Drive. It is Layla. It's gonna be that uh, white buffalo.

[17:18:49] Hey, what did I make?

[17:18:58] That almost sent me into a rage.

[17:19:01] That almost... Yeah, there was a woman robbing that store.

[17:19:07] Dude, man is slaughtered.

[17:19:09] Whoa!

[17:19:13] Oh, I can't do it.

[17:19:17] I can't.

[17:19:19] Under these circumstances, these conditions are something, man.

[17:19:24] I'm trying where I go and pass the pagoda right now

[17:19:29] Be uh

[17:19:32] What is this did it did snow code this to

[17:19:39] Little soul no not a lot of backup today. Oh guys. Okay. It's okay. We're all trying

[17:19:49] so uh, I

[17:19:53] Got her here off of Paul Meno. Where is she? Where is she? Oh, there she is

[17:19:57] Oh

[17:20:00] Off ball of me, you know

[17:20:02] Sorry about that. You got my columns

[17:20:16] That sounds like your radio is working now, so why don't you drive your own?

[17:20:26] Jake out with 25 gifted that's not a lot of money for him

[17:20:29] Right north, uh, eastern east of Conquistador.

[17:20:32] Yo, I had to just start doing games.

[17:20:34] West Bay City.

[17:20:35] What?

[17:20:36] Can you do comms?

[17:20:38] Okay, but is it a toggle, the tabs, or is it a hold?

[17:20:44] You hold it.

[17:20:45] Oh, then I don't know what the fuck that was about, because it wasn't holding it.

[17:20:50] 100S passing in front of the mall.

[17:20:52] What?

[17:20:53] What are you saying?

[17:20:54] You hold it.

[17:20:55] I wasn't holding it, and I was talking in comms.

[17:20:58] I don't know if you're speaking English or I don't what are you saying words

[17:21:14] Yeah, you weren't talking on the radio

[17:21:26] I don't even know what's wrong about anymore

[17:21:40] There you go

[17:21:45] Okay, what is it on the radio, right?

[17:21:52] Yes, I want to start do some comms, okay

[17:21:59] Why don't you wait till we get a little closer, and then you're gonna tell them where the stars are

[17:22:02] So I have San Andreas.

[17:22:06] I should now get the obby ways, now I'm to Algin, Southbound.

[17:22:14] There, go ahead.

[17:22:17] Don't let it go in.

[17:22:18] Right, right, right, right.

[17:22:22] Break, break, break.

[17:22:24] What's this?

[17:22:26] You can see it on GPS up top.

[17:22:28] No, OK.

[17:22:29] Right side, center, left, east.

[17:22:30] There's a bit of a break.

[17:22:31] Hold on.

[17:22:32] I'm looking at the GPS.

[17:22:34] Yes, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[17:22:36] You got it.

[17:22:37] Alright.

[17:22:38] Uh, what I call it, get it to the popular street,

[17:22:41] which is Fuchee Boulevard.

[17:22:42] You got to say the direction.

[17:22:44] Uh, towards the right.

[17:22:47] No, no, like northeast, south.

[17:22:50] Uh...

[17:22:58] Good.

[17:23:00] Hahaha.

[17:23:04] Go ahead, keep it up.

[17:23:10] Good. What direction? You got to say the direction.

[17:23:13] Going towards...

[17:23:22] Yeah, what?

[17:23:23] Straight?

[17:23:25] Straight?

[17:23:26] Keep it up. No, no, she has to do this. Trying to teach her. What do you mean? It's right

[17:23:53] there. Come on, do the comms. That's Marlowe. Oh, plus one to Amber. That's plus

[17:24:22] an hour forever. Did Snow code it to where everything was just driving into me today?

[17:25:16] Snow headed south.

[17:25:18] Cause dear lord. No they're right there.

[17:25:40] Drawberry Avenue.

[17:25:58] Doing a good job.

[17:26:33] Oh, that's smoking.

[17:26:41] That's why I'm breaking out for fuel.

[17:26:52] Just everything man.

[17:27:11] Which is going north west.

[17:27:12] Oh nice.

[17:27:15] What the fuck was that?

[17:27:37] Man, okay. No. No I don't believe it.

[17:27:41] Good. That's actually good. Keep going.

[17:27:53] No locals don't count what we're counting locals I said that people I

[17:28:03] Said that I said that people

[17:28:08] No way we count locals are we?

[17:28:11] I'm willing to accept that but I don't want to accept the plus one if we're introducing that rule

[17:28:17] If dandy wants that to be a rule I will oblige

[17:28:20] But I think I should be given a warning before I get a strike for it

[17:28:25] And I feel like that's fair

[17:28:30] Yeah, post-o-fato post-o-fato

[17:28:42] Curb-boosted

[17:28:54] Pookey

[17:28:57] Oh, the Spoochie

[17:29:26] Curb-boosted

[17:29:39] Fucking uh fucking uh

[17:29:42] This guy doesn't fucking stop

[17:30:19] I can't tell her cuz my phone I'm running out of gas

[17:30:42] Took a right. You took a right

[17:30:45] Say there were vcb

[17:30:52] Damn those a good chase to

[17:30:54] That car was glitched got eyes. I don't think anyone

[17:31:08] Glitch car

[17:31:10] Glitch car for sure that thing was dusting us while it was smoking. That's a glitch car

[17:31:14] I was a dance first thing at the job is oh my god, what happened to car?

[17:31:21] Well, that's what happens when you can do a chase

[17:31:25] Yeah, there's a little bit of blood here too. I think you killed yeah, we probably had a person those are pretty good guns

[17:31:30] Let's do it again. Why doesn't seem like 50% of the cars are glitched. I don't know man that glitch sucks dude

[17:31:42] That's a bad one

[17:31:51] What's the glitch sometimes when you get into a car seemingly random randomly?

[17:31:57] It ignores the custom handling file and just gives you default GTA handling, which is broken obviously

[17:32:04] I don't know. I don't think anyone's exploiting it. It just it just happens randomly man. All right, Dandy

[17:32:19] That's fair. You know what? Hey

[17:32:22] Hey, you know what dandy Layla? No, I don't think she's exploiting it. I mean cuz it's hard to know man

[17:32:35] Like, what do you do? I'm not saying that. I'm just saying it sucks that glitches in there.

[17:32:43] That's all. Yeah, sometimes it's hard to tell if you have it.

[17:32:55] I can, right? It's okay if I do it. Well, no, because we're gonna ban you for

[17:33:01] shit talking. There's a way to repo it but involves the garage. Oh, interesting.

[17:33:14] I thought it was just kind of random. Well, good luck. Hopefully you guys get

[17:33:18] Hopefully you figure it out.

[17:33:21] Good luck finding your dad. Hope you find your dad.

[17:33:25] Yeah, that was good. You did a good job.

[17:33:28] Thanks. Thank you, sir.

[17:33:34] Alright, we'll try to do that again. We're also going to...

[17:33:37] What else should we teach you?

[17:33:39] What was it like?

[17:33:40] Traffic sound procedure would be pretty good.

[17:33:44] By the way, I think I learned how to say the thing by heart.

[17:33:48] Miranda writes for some shit. All right. Yeah, let's hear it. You have the right to remain silent

[17:33:58] Everything you say can will be oh my god. All right

[17:34:05] Okay, all right, we're gonna work on that

[17:34:15] Okay, we're gonna work on that

[17:34:17] Okay, yeah, we'll work on it. We'll work on the Miranda rights. That's okay. You're cadet

[17:34:27] It's your time to learn it's okay

[17:34:34] Yep, that's that's okay, this is this is time

[17:34:46] DM check

[17:34:47] Let's see my last deems from Lisa

[17:34:49] she responded to me what time are we doing the thing I didn't respond I said

[17:34:56] are you back tomorrow she said I'm back tonight I need a day to compress and then

[17:35:00] she said her internet's been acting up and it hopefully we find a day and then I

[17:35:04] didn't say anything and then I said where'd you go and then she said she's

[17:35:07] calling me there you go DMs checked compress yeah she said I need a day to

[17:35:13] compress oh she said I need a day to doctor compress now she said doctor

[17:35:27] for us. Those were pretty good comms for your first time doing it. Thanks. I'll just check.

[17:35:35] I'll try. I'll just check. I'll try. I'll just check. I'll just check. I'll just check.

[17:35:39] It's just I don't have any point of reference. I feel like I was born today. Please wait

[17:35:47] a little. Give me one second. Power gained. Thanks, Tram. I'm gonna take a little pee pee.

[17:38:42] Alright folks, real quick before we get back into it, HEB new limited edition chips just

[17:38:52] dropped. I always get this. This round, they have biscuits in gravy. Yes, biscuits in

[17:39:03] gravy flavored potato chips and loaded nacho that'll probably good which one do

[17:39:12] you want to try first I've got this a taste of some biscuits and gravy they

[17:39:21] probably just use those like packets that you get for it yeah no it's good

[17:39:32] it's just weird how much it tastes like it I don't know how they do that like

[17:39:44] It tastes like a biscuit.

[17:39:48] Let me have some more.

[17:39:49] Yeah, it tastes like a biscuit.

[17:39:51] Yeah, it's good.

[17:39:57] What the hell?

[17:39:58] Those are insane.

[17:39:59] These are actually really good.

[17:40:00] I'm gonna buy this.

[17:40:04] You gotta suck up all these.

[17:40:05] It's probably the same flavor mix as the biscuit gravy.

[17:40:09] Dude, I know, but it's hard to explain because it tastes like a biscuit too.

[17:40:14] Like it doesn't just taste like the powder packet.

[17:40:17] It tastes like a fucking biscuit as well, man.

[17:40:19] more yeah you know what's here these are asked here for me loaded nacho

[17:40:44] oh that's just smells oh shit that smells loaded no it is like like you

[17:40:59] did like the sour cream and like tomatoes and shit that's so weird that's so

[17:41:05] fucking weird it literally does just say it's just like this like you can taste

[17:41:10] the fucking salsa and like like sour cream and yeah that's so goddamn weird

[17:41:20] that they're able to do that I think I like the biscuits and cream

[17:41:32] world's fattest scientists how do we make these chips it's more like sour

[17:41:39] cream yeah it tastes like the green onion

[17:41:58] How much is the HB paying me? God I wish they were.

[17:42:04] You know, Hart me doesn't take that sponsorship.

[17:42:10] You're gonna take them, don't you?

[17:42:12] Yeah, you gotta get these out of my face.

[17:42:14] Someone said, oh yeah, we've tried the spicy cheese.

[17:42:18] We've got the spicy cheese buffs. They said spicy cheese buffs, but I think they're not.

[17:42:22] We had the huggable pinion ones.

[17:42:23] Oh, we did. Oh, yeah, those were good.

[17:42:24] We can't have them in the house.

[17:42:26] They're just fucking E.M. They got the Carolina Reaper ones too.

[17:42:29] I don't think we've had those.

[17:42:31] Oh, no, we did. We did get those, right?

[17:42:32] Maybe, I don't remember.

[17:42:34] I get a lot of shit at HB.

[17:42:36] Love a TV well brand a TV brand dude a TV is sick man. God. It's so cool

[17:42:53] Locking back in was a TV stand for

[17:43:02] huge

[17:43:05] Ebony

[17:43:13] boners

[17:43:14] Hey, could you get out of?

[17:43:20] Yonnel, can you get out of Yoni? Can you get out of the phone?

[17:43:25] How are you butts? Oh, yeah, true that guys wasn't was but

[17:43:29] I'm not on duty

[17:43:31] One second you see that shit

[17:43:41] I should just went to the fucking repair shop at this point.

[17:43:43] Plus one. How is that plus one?

[17:43:50] Okay.

[17:43:51] Is getting mad at all? We need to get this. We need to get this thing. Is getting mad at all?

[17:43:57] Dandy?

[17:44:00] Is that what we're doing?

[17:44:02] Did I not- Did I just get angry?

[17:44:08] What was the original thing? The original thing was just mad at Lisa, but now it's got all-

[17:44:13] Is this the chat twist?

[17:44:18] You said that. You said that. You said that.

[17:44:20] No molding. That's not what I said. You said anything. I'm being gaslit, live on Twitch.tv, forward slash penta.

[17:44:27] No letting out your anger. I'll fucking die.

[17:44:35] I'm gonna fucking die on stream.

[17:44:38] Alright fine.

[17:44:39] Fine, no letting out my anger at all.

[17:44:41] Maybe, I don't know. Dandy's the judge.

[17:44:47] You know what, no. Fuck all that. No, no, no.

[17:44:49] Dandy, you're just the judge.

[17:44:51] Here's the thing. Dandy, here's what just happened.

[17:44:53] No rules. I can't overrule you.

[17:44:56] If you think that it was...

[17:44:59] If it just whatever you think is just you know, hey Penta you should you shouldn't have gone angry you can pose your

[17:45:06] alright

[17:45:09] so

[17:45:11] Give me a

[17:45:14] How is that plus one except for chat?

[17:45:26] I'm I feel like I should be allowed to get mad at chat because that that just seems unfair otherwise

[17:45:37] What if Lisa's in the chat then she's meta gaming which you know apparently that's my fucking friends love to do that shit

[17:45:50] Thanks, Rob

[17:46:03] I'm is it is it crazy that I want to know more about that than anything else I

[17:46:10] Think that's that's the role-player in me where I'm like I want to know more about that shit

[17:46:16] That's actually the real drama

[17:46:19] Where I'm like whoa whoa whoa hey, what's going on?

[17:46:24] Pardon me sir

[17:46:26] Like people you know people cheat all the time whatever y'all are cares, but a fucking tired meta chatters

[17:46:37] So what seems to be the problem? Oh, this radiator here gets you out some cat hair stuck in it

[17:46:43] Oh crazy. He thinks you're having a penta

[17:46:49] I don't know this guy. I didn't I didn't even know she was married. I had no idea

[17:46:59] Dandy did I didn't know

[17:47:04] Sorry, I'm sorry about that. Yeah, I didn't mean for this takes a long

[17:47:07] I was saying Kudo.

[17:47:09] Let me just get into position.

[17:47:12] There you go.

[17:47:13] Found Maria's ride.

[17:47:14] Oh, sorry, Southbound.

[17:47:16] You were her minister at the wedding.

[17:47:18] That's who I was marrying?

[17:47:23] That part taking the DOG?

[17:47:25] I did not.

[17:47:26] Hey, I did not know what was going on behind those.

[17:47:30] I was never a judge on no pixel.

[17:47:34] I was never a judge on no pixel.

[17:47:35] I don't know any.

[17:47:36] I don't know anything about any DOJ.

[17:47:38] Freak off.

[17:47:39] I wasn't there, man.

[17:47:41] Against you in the court of law

[17:47:59] That might actually be fun to have a peruse and mootin and

[17:48:05] Peach down here for a birthday freak off

[17:48:09] But just but just for drinking though

[17:48:11] I'd be kind of fine.

[17:48:13] Woo!

[17:48:19] 21!

[17:48:21] You know what?

[17:48:23] We're going to do that, man.

[17:48:25] Ask Moose if he can stay with you.

[17:48:29] I'll pay for your flight out here.

[17:48:31] For your birthday.

[17:48:33] Peech and Moone can afford it.

[17:48:40] They can afford it themselves.

[17:48:42] Because here's the thing, chat.

[17:48:46] The older I get, the less of an opportunity I have

[17:48:48] to get someone turning 21 completely obliterated and sent to the hospital on

[17:48:53] their birthday. I got to take those you know what I mean?

[17:48:57] I got three. We want to bust this up to six or seven.

[17:49:01] I'm gonna take that shit off.

[17:49:05] What guy?

[17:49:06] What do I do?

[17:49:07] Oh my god they're still human beings okay?

[17:49:11] Oh oh they're here this is a good one.

[17:49:14] Alright so I need you to cite this person for...

[17:49:18] Oh, they're trying to rob this place called in they got a knife out go talk to him go talk to him see what they're doing inside the store

[17:49:24] Someone has a knife out please get

[17:49:54] Yeah, that's why I walked away for maybe I didn't want to cause any undue stress or anything like that. It was

[17:50:00] I was just trying to put some distance over there, so he didn't think I was trying to do anything frisky or anything like that.

[17:50:07] Oh, okay. I, I don't know what you're doing.

[17:50:11] Oh, it's okay. You know that. I mean, yeah.

[17:50:14] Why don't you, why, why don't you, here, okay. Uh, sir, would you just mind standing here for us? Come here, Yanni.

[17:50:19] Absolutely. Absolutely.

[17:50:21] Okay, I'm going to keep this.

[17:50:23] Oh, okay.

[17:50:25] Absolutely. Absolutely.

[17:50:27] Okay, let me get this.

[17:50:30] Okay, so make sure you're whispering.

[17:50:32] Today we're gonna do something very basic, okay?

[17:50:34] Ah, for white whisper.

[17:50:36] We're gonna do...

[17:50:38] We're gonna do something really basic, okay?

[17:50:41] Uh, it should be right...

[17:50:43] Shift or something, alright?

[17:50:48] Fuck!

[17:50:49] Got you! Fuck, I don't have cuffs!

[17:50:51] Kick! Cuffer!

[17:50:53] Cuffer! Cuffer! Cuffer!

[17:50:55] Cuffer! Ow, fuck my ass!

[17:50:59] shit shit shit son of a bitch what are you doing those are handcuffs it's fine

[17:51:14] gonna do something basic well okay that's fine we'll ignore that what's

[17:51:22] hi get out of here we'll go get you're wanted by the police come here come

[17:51:41] here come here why does the voice seem fucked it's Lisa's internet let me just

[17:51:45] put some but come here come here okay listen listen okay we're gonna so come

[17:51:49] to the come here okay now I need you to click with your pointer finger on this

[17:51:54] car okay and then you're gonna want to right here this one right here and then

[17:51:59] you're gonna want to police action mark for in you see that I don't actually

[17:52:10] it's open there's are you on duty oh shit they told me to get off duty okay I'm

[17:52:19] gonna need you to get on duty how do you just get this duty just just duty just

[17:52:26] duty just want you to hit T on your phone and type in duty oh okay me oh

[17:52:38] Oh boy. Oh

[17:52:46] Okay now turn it yes mark impound

[17:52:57] Mark impound and then it's gonna be $750

[17:53:05] Is this day one and five M

[17:53:08] Lisa's basically like the girl from 51st dates yet. You just have to treat her like that

[17:53:14] All right, so now I'm gonna need you to get that man's ID

[17:53:19] okay and I need you to write him a ticket for illegal parking except for

[17:53:26] all more she's like a more realistic version where there's actually

[17:53:32] show me your ID absolutely let me go ahead and get that for a ticket for

[17:53:43] legal parking. Yeah. Yeah. Park. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So we're going to pull out

[17:53:52] your MDT. My what? Pull out your F your F seven MDT is what this model is called. Okay.

[17:54:02] All right. You proud. Did you get one of those? You don't have one. Oh, I actually

[17:54:06] don't. I actually don't get this man a warning and we'll go get you one. Okay.

[17:54:12] Don't ever park in the herb like that ever again. Just be good. Yeah, I'm so sorry

[17:54:21] Okay, I just you know

[17:54:34] J-Belt oh

[17:54:36] Yep

[17:54:41] Tree paint thanks for the 20 20 months

[17:54:53] Danny how many times are we up?

[17:54:55] Opsalisk Opsalisk M. You give subs all the time three

[17:55:02] Guys the timer's at four hours and four guys you have to pop the timer right?

[17:55:07] I swear to God it will end

[17:55:11] I do have it I will give it back to

[17:55:14] Okay, I will play the song, but you got a pump

[17:55:17] And I just wanted to let you know they found the logs between you and chief

[17:55:21] They know about the Fingal free coffee RP as well as the Wrangler Emperor guard

[17:55:27] Not them not the pregnant wrangler ERP dirty dirt. Thanks for five gifted subs

[17:55:38] Fingal Dan to Wrangler. I'm take out that birth control and I'm gonna bend you over us

[17:55:50] HRH Regina flang

[17:55:53] He likes to make people angry

[17:56:29] It's been a crazy four days. Okay.

[17:56:34] Buddy, it's been a crazy four days.

[17:56:38] Huh?

[17:56:41] You have seen like maybe six fire hydrants

[17:56:44] blow up today.

[17:56:48] Sorry, water hydrants, not a fire one.

[17:56:50] Yeah, it's you know, it's the pressure, you know.

[17:56:54] Hey, there he is. What's going on, Maximilian?

[17:56:59] Oh, hey, how are you doing?

[17:57:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[17:57:02] How are you?

[17:57:03] I think it was a little, a little, a little hungry, a little thirsty.

[17:57:07] But all in all, I get scared.

[17:57:09] I, I'm tired of paying attention.

[17:57:11] So you want to be a cop, huh?

[17:57:12] The IP is stupid.

[17:57:13] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[17:57:14] It's a harassing.

[17:57:15] Real bad.

[17:57:16] That's all he does.

[17:57:17] Launch coming about.

[17:57:18] You won't have a big time.

[17:57:19] Let's do a cop-off.

[17:57:20] Cop-off?

[17:57:21] All right.

[17:57:22] All right, come here.

[17:57:23] Do a cop-off.

[17:57:24] All right.

[17:57:28] Come on in here.

[17:57:29] I'll get the door.

[17:57:30] Do you know how to work a door, ma'am?

[17:57:33] Is that who moved my damn move move this year?

[17:57:39] Put a pussy jump scare. Surprise.

[17:57:43] What? Did you move that there?

[17:57:46] From why? Why would you move that?

[17:57:49] Why would you touch a pussy without getting sick?

[17:57:53] I asked. I asked it.

[17:57:56] You asked it.

[17:57:58] Yeah.

[17:58:00] OK, don't don't don't touch that because now it's all I mean, I get that.

[17:58:03] I

[17:58:09] Was it was a prank from hours ago just ever came in breaks are funny not hurtful

[17:58:18] Yeah, I think that was Gandhi nothing God they said that

[17:58:28] Candy

[17:58:30] He candy

[17:58:32] candy he like yeah he didn't eat until he died and everybody was like where you go where you go

[17:58:39] i didn't know pranks existed back then okay don't call it listen you've just upset millions of uh

[17:58:45] of indian people so with the gandy comment why don't you put some respect on his name

[17:58:50] okay mr. mr. pk okay let's have a cop off uh quick someone name a right uh to roommates i

[17:58:58] What's the sign?

[17:59:00] Human right?

[17:59:03] Yes, a human right.

[17:59:05] Human rights.

[17:59:07] OK, right, name her.

[17:59:10] Life, liberty, pursuit of happiness.

[17:59:12] OK, all right, now you've named one, Yanni.

[17:59:22] Life?

[17:59:23] Wait, did he say that?

[17:59:25] It's literally the first thing I said, ma'am.

[17:59:26] Oh.

[17:59:27] I

[17:59:33] Just name a name a right

[17:59:40] I feel like you said them all you know

[17:59:44] There's there's a lot more there's a lot more

[17:59:54] Right, I don't think there's a the rights is no patrol song I take

[17:59:58] I don't think that's a right. Yeah. I'm sure I know. Okay. Hold on. Let her think. Give her some. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to play. I'm going to be on my phone playing the game.

[18:00:15] how they spot

[18:00:18] what's it was another i am

[18:00:20] monica

[18:00:21] uh... i thought so long

[18:00:25] uh... i write to you

[18:00:31] isn't it just isn't it's kind of it's kind of hard to just think like this i

[18:00:35] don't i don't know what i explain

[18:00:36] so i don't know just come up

[18:00:38] just that your police officer just name just name one right

[18:00:43] i did but he i guess he he won

[18:00:45] senate before i did so you can't think of any other rights

[18:00:48] You have the right to pass to be what the hell is pass.

[18:00:54] I'll take a turn and pass back to you.

[18:00:56] Okay.

[18:00:56] Give me a, and maybe I'll, you know, that, that's kind of like encourage me to think, uh, okay, all right.

[18:01:01] Maximum pressure, you know, uh, yeah, you have the, you have the right to organize a game night and everybody, uh, respect the rules.

[18:01:10] Freedom of assembly.

[18:01:12] Yeah, freedom of assembly.

[18:01:16] Hey, Yanni.

[18:01:17] have the right to shut his man up the hell no because we do have freedom of

[18:01:23] speech oh yeah that's one that's one okay well that's not well that's gonna

[18:01:30] be a minus one okay max million I mean there's an entire bill of them you know

[18:01:36] the right just right right to make right to bear arms good guns got that

[18:01:40] right yep guns that's a right here all right all right okay name a right just

[18:01:51] one this is hard for me I don't know why this is so hard just name one right

[18:01:55] that's all you gotta do just a single one oh look at that today delivery

[18:02:04] That was nice.

[18:02:06] Are there no rights in the whole school?

[18:02:18] Your right to property?

[18:02:22] Your right to your own property or something?

[18:02:26] What?

[18:02:28] Right to breathe air?

[18:02:35] That's life.

[18:02:39] I demand property!

[18:02:43] I never had this I never had this like I never had this lesson before okay well so you so

[18:02:59] you can't think of one I surely can't write here right now apparently

[18:03:06] Okay, all right, we'll work on that, uh, how about this, uh, let's, uh, let's talk about the force matrix, max million, you know, do you know those?

[18:03:18] Yeah, why don't you do the first one and then I'll pass it over.

[18:03:22] Sure.

[18:03:23] I think it's what, like physical presence, right?

[18:03:27] Good.

[18:03:28] Good.

[18:03:29] All right, Yanni.

[18:03:30] What the hell?

[18:03:31] Wait, what was the question?

[18:03:33] It's the force matrix. It's the levels of escalation that you're going to use in a situation.

[18:03:43] Red light.

[18:03:44] Okay, red light. Good. And then Max million.

[18:03:49] Wait, does that count as a verbal command or do I use this like hand defense?

[18:03:56] Good, hand defense. Yanni.

[18:03:59] Black pill.

[18:04:05] Black pill?

[18:04:07] red light black pill are you having a stroke ma'am do you smell toast and no I

[18:04:15] just just the matrix are you saying are you saying black pill or black fill wait

[18:04:19] she's making a man who is black fill she's making a I think that's will

[18:04:25] uncle no I think she's making a matrix reference but what are you talking

[18:04:29] about what did you say I said uh when it was your turn the use of like empty

[18:04:35] Handed defense, you know not not pulling out a weapon in order to defend yourself. That's like the middle

[18:04:41] Then I guess I guess weapon

[18:04:43] Weapon'sage. Okay. Hey, that's actually

[18:04:47] Pretty close. Oh my god. Not bad

[18:04:52] Yeah, okay, yeah weapon force, okay, so

[18:04:57] So basically, Yanni the force matrix is when we arrive onto a scene

[18:05:02] These are the levels of which we escalate things, okay?

[18:05:06] The first thing you're gonna do is presence just being there

[18:05:08] The second thing is gonna be verbal command like hey stop doing that. Okay?

[18:05:13] Okay, but now if someone's already at that level you can go up a level higher, okay?

[18:05:18] So for example the next level is uh is

[18:05:22] Empty hand right so so you can so you can you can you can tackle someone right?

[18:05:28] What would be an example you so if you tell someone hey stop doing so that you get in the don't you can tackle right like and then you tackle me right now

[18:05:37] He's not breaking any laws. It's not breaking anything. He's not doing anything. So I don't want to take you

[18:05:43] You know, it's right. I'm doing right. Am I doing this right?

[18:05:49] Yep, and then and then it's gonna be

[18:05:53] So what are what are the other three ones? What are the first three ones, Yanni?

[18:05:57] is the one you just told me he was like there were three ones I just told you oh my god

[18:06:08] your neck is broken that's so so it was verbal verbal defense was it was was like

[18:06:16] not verbal defense oh empty hands empty hands no for jazzy presence officer presence presence

[18:06:26] I think I gotta write these down, you know.

[18:06:37] I can't edit because the words are coming out scrambled for me.

[18:06:46] All of these shows up.

[18:06:49] I'm gonna have to check in on the box as well.

[18:06:52] I'm really convinced you need to see medical.

[18:06:56] Do.

[18:06:58] Well, excuse me? No, I'm coming out for you.

[18:07:02] I think I'm just having a nervous breakdown, right?

[18:07:06] Do you think I'm in need of a, like, hot break?

[18:07:09] Okay, I'm not crying or anything.

[18:07:12] I'm not on the floor of wanting or anything,

[18:07:14] but I'm kind of, like, under pressure here, you know?

[18:07:16] I don't know what I'm saying.

[18:07:18] There's, like, a race going on between the both of us.

[18:07:22] Does she actually have a disability?

[18:07:23] Because I don't want to be mean.

[18:07:24] No, take yourself.

[18:07:25] No, it's just literally taking all the money.

[18:07:27] That's what I'm talking about.

[18:07:29] I listed the things that I was asked.

[18:07:32] No, let's just get out there.

[18:07:34] And Max, what is your, can you,

[18:07:37] no, let me see your ID.

[18:07:39] You got it.

[18:07:47] Okay, 100.

[18:07:48] I should probably look you up and make sure you don't have any crimes or anything.

[18:07:52] Yeah.

[18:07:53] I shouldn't.

[18:07:54] I've been in the lobby or walking around RPD since May, so.

[18:07:57] Oh yeah, that's a good way to get hired.

[18:07:59] Yeah.

[18:08:00] You would think, you would think.

[18:08:03] Well, look at them in perseverance pays off. Hey, yeah, there you go

[18:08:11] You know, that's like the tortoise in the hair, you know, you know that story yawning

[18:08:16] Hey, I got another one for you

[18:08:21] Delicious

[18:08:24] No, this is this is mr.

[18:08:26] malicious malicious are you the one that's been waiting a lobby for 17 hours

[18:08:31] for 17 months I think yeah okay yeah hey not bad man how bad it's important

[18:08:39] nice to meet you I figured it was just troopers not knowing what they're

[18:08:43] because they can say I miss a malicious a bald guy named malicious in the lobby

[18:08:47] I don't know I heard about the list yeah he's a crazy person all right I'll

[18:08:53] game sorted. Do you want to come up to Shepherd's office? We're talking about giving constructive

[18:09:00] criticism on what we as lieutenants need from Hawkwind.

[18:09:06] Okay, let's tell you why don't you two go in front of the courthouse and tell people

[18:09:14] not to run around. Don't let people run in the courthouse, okay?

[18:09:18] And then let's see, Yanni, get this guy in uniform, okay?

[18:09:22] Thank you. Yeah, exactly. He got the right of not being naked Jesus Christ, right?

[18:09:45] This feels like a sneak attack

[18:09:48] Why was Florence suspended? Hey also?

[18:09:50] I need you guys to bounce between the courthouse to all the people running also come around come back here

[18:09:55] if you see any troopers standing around ask them what they're doing and ask them their name and then

[18:10:03] ask them their name and what they're doing and then give that information to me okay

[18:10:07] and if they're doing nothing tell them Rangor said to get back out there okay you got it good

[18:10:11] good get them dressed yanni all right presence weapon good gun time verbal defense weapon stop

[18:10:40] get off of me bang bang I know though red light black pill it was like a Taylor Swift

[18:11:00] album yeah no because he's like a terrorist or something yeah not totally never again

[18:11:07] did you just hire Maximilian delicious no no what the fuck do things wrong with me okay

[18:11:16] So totally different guy

[18:11:19] Yeah, that guy's a Maximilian militias

[18:11:27] All right

[18:11:29] Wrangler, I am currently going through and seeing what

[18:11:33] All of this is just like a sneak attack too. So can you tell me what is that you're doing for the PD right now?

[18:11:39] Right in this current second

[18:11:46] No, that doesn't

[18:11:49] Uh

[18:11:51] No, not just like overall like the past couple days and weeks, I guess

[18:11:57] I've been training a handful of cadets

[18:12:00] I've been leading scenes primarily I'd say radio presence just just having having competent command on the radio to lead scenes and to tell people

[18:12:09] Hey, we don't need ten people to stand around a person that's just been shot get back out there. That's a big one

[18:12:14] The FDO audits thing is kind of slowed down a little bit.

[18:12:19] What else have I been doing?

[18:12:22] Oh, I've been investigating the EMS and arresting them.

[18:12:28] Destroyed the hospital?

[18:12:29] Oh, corruptness.

[18:12:31] Not like, I'm not saying it.

[18:12:33] Well, now I'm investigating the new EMS as well.

[18:12:36] So I've been spending a lot of time investigating the hospital.

[18:12:40] What's happening to the new EMS?

[18:12:42] Oh, you know

[18:12:45] Fucking god damn walk it off is having their EMS

[18:12:49] You know show up to scenes with guns out and chase people out of hospital and shoot at him and shit

[18:12:55] What yeah, kiss me on the lips that stems stems hired

[18:13:03] the Grove Street ball is to

[18:13:08] To take over the hospital for protection because he thinks a test of majors trying to kill him

[18:13:13] Stim's hired a gang, okay, right we did the thing with test majors

[18:13:29] I mean this survivor you've been doing all that. That's what I'm talking about

[18:13:37] Okay

[18:13:45] the rice is better um I guess you do you get a buck loaded guns off the streets

[18:13:56] I'll put that in there well yeah I mean that as well oh yeah just assisting

[18:14:00] people the investigations I do a lot of shit man all right it's an interceptor

[18:14:12] interceptor shit is there anything as high command we can do to make your

[18:14:23] job easier um you wouldn't know my you wouldn't you I mean now you guys doing great

[18:14:49] I don't I don't think there's anything else you guys can do better you're absolutely phenomenal

[18:14:52] high command you guys are you guys are crushing them quit kissing my cock I don't do that

[18:14:56] Hey, I'm back on my pros act. What the fuck does that mean? I'm back. You know, I'm back on the Zach

[18:15:06] Yeah, I was off of it and

[18:15:08] For a few months and I you know, I saw penis the other day and I smiled and blushed

[18:15:14] Maybe you're just a homosexual

[18:15:19] Yeah, right

[18:15:20] Like that's even possible for me to be I appreciate that

[18:15:26] But no, that's that's impossible

[18:15:29] why is it if I've never I've seen a cock and been like that's a good luck in

[18:15:34] penis I've never smiled and blushed I'm a full blown pervert man I love the

[18:15:38] joiners I love everything about them you know the be perfect for penis like the

[18:15:43] PFP the rings I'm actually looking for honest answers here so far every

[18:15:53] lieutenant has been on yeah yeah yep so you think we're awesome awesome you

[18:15:59] guys are crushing it burdened you I'm gonna give you like a minute and a half

[18:16:06] for two minutes alone with the Wrangler real quick and I'm gonna go to the

[18:16:09] bathroom and get some water and then you know maybe you could convince him to

[18:16:16] not be a lying ass lions ass trying to try to be better that about well we

[18:16:30] We had already, Shepard had already talked about

[18:16:33] how command being like.

[18:16:35] Little bro.

[18:16:38] About how command do what in the,

[18:16:40] oh.

[18:16:41] Click and just being basically just.

[18:16:42] Oh, I wasn't gonna say that.

[18:16:45] Well, I mean, I was honest with them,

[18:16:47] Dazzler was honest with them.

[18:16:48] You can just kind of speak your mind in here.

[18:16:50] Okay.

[18:16:51] All right.

[18:16:52] Are you sure I should?

[18:16:52] I don't think they're gonna like what I say.

[18:16:54] I think you should.

[18:16:55] Okay.

[18:16:56] Fun.

[18:16:58] I don't think they're gonna like it.

[18:16:59] Do you really think I should I think you should okay fine. I also recommended

[18:17:11] They're talking about how there's three captains that all work the same shift

[18:17:17] Recommended storm and I'm gonna immediately shut down. She's weird. Why I'm pretty cool

[18:17:25] She's great cop and she works EU and in a

[18:17:30] You know who I recommended

[18:17:35] Who's that he's in this room right now?

[18:17:37] Oh, okay. Okay. I was asked about, I was asked about the, that, uh,

[18:17:43] LT bar on your collar. And I said, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I said, no reasons. Why not?

[18:17:49] I'd say, you know, maybe, maybe, maybe do some, you know, some intakes and stuff like that.

[18:17:57] But then I said, you know what, I'll not do that anyway. So fuck it up.

[18:18:00] Yeah. I know. I remember you. Hey, sir, how's it going? Okay.

[18:18:06] You know what? Fine, I'll be honest.

[18:18:09] All right, can you re-ask the question?

[18:18:13] Is there anything high command can do to make your job easier or anything you want to say about high command?

[18:18:18] I wish you guys were around

[18:18:21] Okay

[18:18:23] Yeah, never around

[18:18:26] Do you mean on on scenes or just in general?

[18:18:30] Okay

[18:18:38] That is I feel like I never see anyone on high command on duty

[18:18:41] Are you talking about all of them or why not?

[18:18:52] I'm on duty every night.

[18:18:54] Okay, I'm sorry.

[18:18:55] You know what?

[18:18:56] You guys are doing a good job.

[18:18:58] Motherfucker, I order you to be honest.

[18:19:01] I'm just feeling you guys are never around.

[18:19:03] I'm just playing around.

[18:19:04] Tell me what you think.

[18:19:05] Listen, okay.

[18:19:06] I just feel like you guys are never around.

[18:19:09] Okay, he's running the house.

[18:19:12] That's it.

[18:19:13] Just more, I guess here, I can phrase it a little more delicately.

[18:19:16] Presence.

[18:19:19] Okay, that's good actually.

[18:19:20] there we go all right that day

[18:19:33] okay anything else i honest to god like i'm are you only doing this so you can

[18:19:39] say what you've been doing i don't report to you i don't

[18:19:43] need to tell you what i've been doing i'm just out no no i'm i'm talking about

[18:19:46] to to to your boss no it was my idea to do this

[18:19:51] today so i could just see because i as i told burton i think

[18:19:54] communication between high command and command itself has been lacking

[18:19:58] i think that we do decisions that we don't pass it down the chain

[18:20:00] Correctly, and I think that it's a problem so what I told Bishop and cost or I was going to do is go around and get all

[18:20:05] Command see what they were doing and see what improvements we as high command could do

[18:20:10] To did you know there's more lieutenants than cadets? I

[18:20:15] Do don't be fucking started

[18:20:22] Why I'm a good girl. No, I know you I you deserve this

[18:20:30] That's I told you the same thing I said depending on

[18:20:39] Certain things there may come a time where lieutenant will get the motive sergeant, but we are bringing people up to sergeants

[18:20:50] We've already done and we've got the big D and

[18:20:55] Baker

[18:20:57] Marlow

[18:20:58] Baker's last name

[18:21:00] Yes, yeah, you're right. I mean Dawson just got promoted

[18:21:04] Yeah, also, I just had to send a thorn off duty.

[18:21:09] Yeah, put that in the disciplinary action stuff for him.

[18:21:15] Yeah, yeah, I saw that.

[18:21:19] What exactly happened there?

[18:21:21] Hmm.

[18:21:22] Oh, it's like a big piece of shoe, big, big soosh piece.

[18:21:37] All right, so I had a cadet come in today and I got separated from her, so I told

[18:21:45] to wait here in the parking garage for me, right? Thorn comes up, starts interrogating

[18:21:51] the poor confused, uh, H thorn. Hazel Hazel. Yeah. Hazel starts interrogating the poor

[18:21:58] girl. She tells her, um, she tells her, yeah, you know, Wrangler told me to wait here for

[18:22:04] him. So that's what I'm doing. Thorn sends you're not in our email chain and sends

[18:22:09] her and it takes all, it makes her put all her shit in a locker and then sends her

[18:22:13] off duty for no fucking reason and then and then instead of calling me she calls everyone

[18:22:19] but me like eachie who no offense I haven't seen on duty in two fucking weeks eachie

[18:22:26] haven't either and costner and all the so why the fuck would he even know right so each

[18:22:31] he costner and all those guys talks to everyone but me and then and then sends her off

[18:22:36] off duty, but she could just call me. So the formal reason I sent her off duty was skipping

[18:22:43] chain of command, which I don't like that. I've never been a big fan of that. We have

[18:22:48] the chain of command for a reason. I hate it. I hate it. Yeah, I don't I don't like going

[18:22:52] just straight to your, your friend who's in high command to bitch about someone else

[18:22:56] that you shouldn't do that. Why don't you just call you and run off the bat because

[18:23:02] she fucking hates me probably and wanted to make me look like a dickhead.

[18:23:08] If I had to take a guess, I mean, I see through that shit, you know.

[18:23:18] So I said, OK, I'm going to send you off duty for no reason,

[18:23:21] just to see how you like it.

[18:23:23] But, you know, the formal reason is skipping chain of command.

[18:23:25] We shouldn't have people do that shit.

[18:23:34] OK, so you sent her off duty as retaliation.

[18:23:37] No, I sent her off duty because she brought the SOP's was.

[18:23:42] Skipping chain of command.

[18:23:43] Yeah, I mean, she did fuck up. She she skipped the camera chain and come

[18:23:46] around and it pissed me off. And then she and then she ran around the

[18:23:49] PD. Well, then she ran around the PD saying, I just got set off duty for no reason.

[18:23:55] To everyone that would listen. Yeah, somebody died for that one time.

[18:24:01] I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna note that real quick. Attitude.

[18:24:05] You mean someone died for that? Yeah, we had a guy

[18:24:10] ran around screaming. I just got fired for no reason and then refused to fucking hang in

[18:24:14] his uniform and ran away from us and then I'm getting a condom and I get a uniform where

[18:24:20] the fuck is he from?

[18:24:21] Well he was a paid actor.

[18:24:23] Paid by who?

[18:24:25] There's no, he was right there, he was actually a good move, they got people doing their

[18:24:31] quotas.

[18:24:32] Hey, you ready?

[18:24:33] Hey, Yacko, we're having a PD meeting, is there anything I can do for you?

[18:24:36] Uh, yeah I'm gonna be real, I'm just going here cause Amber puts food in the fridge

[18:24:41] and I just get home.

[18:24:42] food in the fridge and quit stealing from my wife.

[18:24:45] She said I could, but actually I have something important.

[18:24:50] I've been compiling a list of every single person

[18:24:55] that's dating each other in different departments.

[18:24:58] Yeah.

[18:24:59] I'm going to give each of you a copy.

[18:25:01] Are we doing a DM check?

[18:25:02] Is that what we're doing?

[18:25:04] I'm going to check for something.

[18:25:08] I don't know.

[18:25:09] All right.

[18:25:11] is for like, I got that list.

[18:25:13] I just gave you it.

[18:25:14] Did you get, okay.

[18:25:16] Hold on.

[18:25:16] Oh, I got it.

[18:25:17] Thanks for everything.

[18:25:18] Thanks, Apple.

[18:25:19] Let's see here.

[18:25:20] Bishop and Baker, yep.

[18:25:21] The road ahead of them.

[18:25:22] Yep.

[18:25:23] Shepherd and Amber true.

[18:25:25] Itchy and Lyra, yep.

[18:25:26] Sabine and Costa does our Kennedy Storm and danger.

[18:25:29] Purple immediately start auditing the DOJ

[18:25:31] after the allegations.

[18:25:32] I've been going deep and smart move.

[18:25:34] Smart move from Purple.

[18:25:35] Connected with each other.

[18:25:37] Let's do my move.

[18:25:39] weird spell and danger teddy

[18:25:41] Leslie Adams Jackie Hill what why are we why are we doing this again? Yeah, cool. Sorry mr

[18:25:47] I think it's very important information, especially for yeah, I'm gonna be honest

[18:25:52] I think all this should be documented, but apparently it's not therefore I feel it's

[18:25:59] To make sure

[18:26:02] Relationship connected to each other just so we know in case I don't know someone

[18:26:09] and an investigation and oh, turns out another person has to deal with it.

[18:26:14] You know, I don't know stuff like I'm not saying it happens.

[18:26:16] I'm not saying it happens.

[18:26:19] I'm just saying it's good to refer.

[18:26:20] OK, well, then you should be here.

[18:26:22] Dating Bailey, not Roxy Remington.

[18:26:25] Take your stating Baylor Marlo Baker is with.

[18:26:28] Oh, that's what it is.

[18:26:30] Fuck, they're married to Evans.

[18:26:34] We didn't know that yet.

[18:26:35] Darla, he definitely broke up.

[18:26:37] Yeah, they broke up. They did break up, but I just don't know.

[18:26:40] Freak off for you, man.

[18:26:43] FPU.

[18:26:44] Leon and Phoebe, oh, fuck, I forgot that one.

[18:26:47] Yeah, it seems like you only care about the ones that affect you.

[18:26:50] Is it because I don't spend time at FOPU?

[18:26:52] The ones that affect me?

[18:26:54] Is it because I don't spend enough time with you

[18:26:56] because you say I'm your best friend?

[18:26:58] That's so long.

[18:27:00] I think this is important because I think some people may be

[18:27:06] Yeah, because I'll tell you this right now helping their

[18:27:10] significant others out much

[18:27:12] Well, I've got a stalker her name is Millie

[18:27:15] She runs with Fingal Dan

[18:27:17] And she texted me today that her ovaries were fuzzy and that she was pregnant

[18:27:22] She's just gonna say it. I think it's insane that half of command is dating each other. I think that's pretty wild

[18:27:29] Let alone a lot of other cops in the partner. I just don't think they should be dating each other though

[18:27:34] you know like I don't think we should have a dating on duty either it just it leads to bad

[18:27:39] just has a lot of biases and I'm just concerned a bit you know if I'm doing a court case I don't

[18:27:44] want someone giving testimony not knowing they're dating someone else that's probably someone that

[18:27:48] the I will be honest we keep it uh pretty uh like I don't touch anything to do with uh Lieutenant

[18:27:57] I had a lot of casings at my at the at the playboy mansion because cops decided to shoot a lot of guns there for the wedding.

[18:28:06] They sure as you did. Yeah. And that's still illegal. They prosecute them then. Yeah. You know what you want to prosecute them.

[18:28:18] I mean if you like. Did you touch that. Did you touch the case?

[18:28:23] Oh, I didn't touch anything.

[18:28:25] I mean, I'm surprised you said you knew they did it.

[18:28:34] It was at my wedding.

[18:28:35] Oh, I was aware there was class three.

[18:28:38] Oh, so yeah, I just didn't think that's, you know, if me, Randy Wrangler diagnosed straight

[18:28:48] pervert can get through a work shift without, you know, getting into a relationship and

[18:28:53] putting his erect penis inside, you know, cadets, you know,

[18:28:57] because you're very straight, right? Right vagina, right? Everyone

[18:29:00] else should be able to do the same thing. And it's hard for

[18:29:02] me to I see a woman and I'm like, you know, I didn't, I didn't

[18:29:06] she spoke to me and she was a British. And I'm like, I got

[18:29:08] to put my penis in that. Look, I'm just gonna say it. I'm

[18:29:11] just gonna say it. I'm not gonna be around the bush. I'm

[18:29:14] gonna say it. Just get right here. Just get right in. There's

[18:29:18] captains of your department that have had sex with people in a morgue with the dead body right next

[18:29:25] to them after an autopsy. So, I don't know. Morgue though. What are you talking about?

[18:29:35] At least allegedly. Very allegedly. Evidence would push me. No, you don't get to say that.

[18:29:43] There's only two. Listen, there's only three captains and I know I haven't had sex next to

[18:29:47] with that body. So which of my two co-workers? Yeah, you wanted to have sex in the caverns.

[18:29:54] Is that what you call the vagina? You let them all just shoot guns at the wedding.

[18:29:59] You know that's still illegal, right? I told them not to.

[18:30:04] Who is dating somebody at the hospital? Because I feel like the more you go into jail,

[18:30:10] No, it's you had sex next to a dead.

[18:30:14] How do you lie, bro?

[18:30:15] OK, it's actually a very important investigation.

[18:30:22] So you guys can't disclose it.

[18:30:24] I'm normally disclosing because you're officers.

[18:30:27] But I'm giving it.

[18:30:27] OK, look, that's what the text message is.

[18:30:30] It's very greatly implied.

[18:30:33] He's saying he was going to bend her over the autopsy

[18:30:35] table.

[18:30:38] This is the most insane thing I've ever heard.

[18:30:40] Oh, I know is she also really likes that swat uniform on him. Oh, no, no, no, no

[18:30:52] I'm just saying that why do you think shepherd? Why do you think I left your bachelor party?

[18:30:57] Thirty minutes after I showed it. Okay. Well, I'm not gonna lie

[18:30:59] I actually would have left anyway because it was really boring everyone's just sitting there talking like we went

[18:31:05] Go-karts after dick yeah, but that was for like, you know, I don't know

[18:31:09] No, that was well, it was actually only like

[18:31:12] When did you guys go to shoot I blew up and Lyra didn't even want to talk to me period she knew

[18:31:17] We didn't go to she knew that I knew she did a huge SWAT operation for my

[18:31:20] New I knew she knew that you knew yeah

[18:31:28] It was just so awkward dude literally I pulled up to this bachelor party everyone else is

[18:31:33] With their significant other and they just all happened to be in the PD

[18:31:37] I'm gonna say it was cringe.

[18:31:39] I thought it would be a fun bachelor party, but it wasn't.

[18:31:42] I left.

[18:31:43] Ouch.

[18:31:46] I don't know.

[18:31:47] I don't necessarily care.

[18:31:49] I didn't throw it.

[18:31:51] The eight people dating each other.

[18:31:54] I didn't even know Costa was dating Sabine.

[18:32:00] That's like one of the oldest ones.

[18:32:03] Yeah.

[18:32:04] How do you not know that?

[18:32:06] Nicely Adams dated.

[18:32:08] Jackie, you know, everyone's just fucking did each other.

[18:32:10] If he did, do you not see a problem with that?

[18:32:14] Yeah, I mean, of course, it's a problem.

[18:32:18] I'm curious how much those cops fucked up and they get, you know, whatever happened.

[18:32:22] You know, there's just one girl and then, you know, and then she dates the chief

[18:32:27] and then everyone could just have sex with her.

[18:32:29] The bad bunny.

[18:32:30] Yeah, that's the only reason why I made this list is because I don't want.

[18:32:34] to have some case gets only fucked over by someone who is fucking someone else

[18:32:43] Possibly in the morgue or in a SWAT uniform. Well, there's two things they want you to take home from this

[18:32:48] Yeah, number one. This isn't a conversation for me. It's for the chief

[18:32:56] He's dating someone who's up for a promotion with to Sarge number two. Oh

[18:33:01] Oh, his wife fucking idiot

[18:33:11] She's the lead of CID we have CID

[18:33:15] We're about to

[18:33:17] She's the lead of a pending department

[18:33:19] Well, so is Burton

[18:33:21] Well, this is apartment

[18:33:23] Seattle

[18:33:25] Co-leads

[18:33:27] Yeah, there's actually four leads because we have a forensic specific

[18:33:33] Department as well. It's not really a lead then if there's four

[18:33:37] Well, the chief is the the lead we answered chief

[18:33:42] Chief Bishop. Yeah

[18:33:46] Realistically, I guess Brooklyn's the lead. Okay, so which yeah, I actually talked to

[18:33:52] How many people are in this board today right now five? Oh

[18:33:57] Who's the fifth chief?

[18:34:00] What is so what's the ID?

[18:34:03] but let us see what's

[18:34:06] Okay, are you guys gonna do anything different than just cops?

[18:34:10] Yeah

[18:34:13] We basically won't be on normal patrol when we're working cases. We're gonna be doing

[18:34:18] and stuff with, like we're not gonna just take over

[18:34:22] Yank stuff from Troopers.

[18:34:24] If Troopers want to work on investigation, they still can.

[18:34:27] It'll be for major crimes and major stings

[18:34:32] and stuff like that.

[18:34:33] Yeah, we're doing, people in SWAT can't be people in CID.

[18:34:38] As well.

[18:34:39] Prangler, you know the investigation,

[18:34:42] we did like with, you know, getting the medical records

[18:34:44] and the embezzlement stuff.

[18:34:46] I'm sorry, listen.

[18:34:47] I don't want to be a CID cuck, but um, you know, I, you know, you mean whatever you guys

[18:34:53] are going to do it and you know, whatever you're about to say is the conversation you

[18:34:56] need to have with the chief.

[18:34:57] Okay.

[18:34:58] I'm just going to say it anyways.

[18:34:59] I'm here.

[18:35:00] I'm here.

[18:35:01] We really could just benefit with having more seasoned officers on patrol that know

[18:35:08] how to lead scenes and not standing in a lab.

[18:35:13] Because it's, I mean, I go on to a scene and I don't know, I, I, no one knows

[18:35:17] what's happening ever no one ever no one ever knows what the fuck is happening

[18:35:25] I don't know if is there a gas leak in this police department or something because no one ever knows

[18:35:29] what the hell's going on well if there was all the pike man would be dead well we don't want that

[18:35:36] well just say it would they would they yes yeah bro yeah would they survive because they're

[18:35:45] too busy hanging out with each other because they're dating off duty.

[18:35:51] I understand.

[18:35:53] No, each of you really has been on duty in two weeks.

[18:35:57] Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I appreciated you coming in here before, I appreciated the

[18:36:02] bits.

[18:36:03] He's kinda right.

[18:36:05] Now it's kinda getting a little weird, a little cringy, I feel.

[18:36:12] What?

[18:36:13] Hey.

[18:36:14] He's kinda right.

[18:36:15] Well, at least it's all wrong to begin with. You didn't even check. Yeah

[18:36:20] It's not errors in this. How many years?

[18:36:23] I've at least kind of three so far. Okay, three and you have question marks in here. Yeah, okay

[18:36:31] Look, I don't know. Why don't you blame storm? No, I thought she's not good at getting gossip either

[18:36:37] Storm put this list together. No, she helped me

[18:36:40] But, yeah, right, I think they said the seat of Bishop also talked to me because Bishop wasn't happy that, you know, we did the whole storm put this list together and she

[18:36:51] invests in storm and rain.

[18:36:52] I'm not named storm.

[18:36:55] No, storm.

[18:36:58] You're not.

[18:36:59] I put the list together.

[18:37:01] I asked storm for some help on it.

[18:37:04] I'm not in a relationship because I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings when I inevitably have to have

[18:37:10] sex with a woman to save her life I don't know I don't know what to take away from that actually

[18:37:17] yeah cool but um what I will say is uh this is uh mostly incorrect no it's not it's actually mostly

[18:37:28] correct I don't think so sorry why did you why did you give me three copies am I supposed to pass

[18:37:35] this up the chain you mean I gave you three comments I got to tell you're wrong you how many copies

[18:37:39] did you make I don't know I didn't make any copies I wrote it on paper I mean

[18:37:46] he was each a copy at least is danger Dane Jay you are a teddy danger oh

[18:37:56] danger oh I thought she was FTOing that whole time he's running around with a

[18:38:02] boyfriend

[18:38:14] Yeah, but uh, yeah Bishop Bishop didn't like that we were looking into the EMS stuff without I guess the proper paper trail

[18:38:21] I don't give a fuck about EMS. I was telling ringler about it

[18:38:27] Talking about it today listen if the chief says I shouldn't do something

[18:38:32] Well, no, no, they just said that the chief just said we should put it just paper trail somewhere

[18:38:39] I explain them way and trust using the MDT

[18:38:42] You know, I'm not I feel like investigating

[18:38:44] People that have access to all that and putting it in the MDT isn't a great idea

[18:38:49] Yeah, yeah, so they said to use like the cloud or whatever I said, I never thought we could use

[18:38:55] That kind of stuff. I don't I don't like using that kind of stuff

[18:38:58] I need the urinate all right. I'm gonna leave you guys to it

[18:39:03] I really just wanted to get some food from the fridge

[18:39:08] But uh

[18:39:10] Yeah, I guess oh oh

[18:39:13] It's a one more thing. I gave all the proof to Harry. I'm hoping

[18:39:19] He'll have a warrant of a maestri for corruption soon

[18:39:23] Oh, shit.

[18:39:25] All right.

[18:39:27] Who has that paperwork?

[18:39:29] Oh, I gave Harry all their text messages and stuff. Yeah.

[18:39:33] Yeah, that whole thing is fucked. I got to charge Lyra soon.

[18:39:37] Oh, yeah, I wanted to ask you.

[18:39:41] Did Mace you ever tell Lyra, like, you're suspended or just that you're being investigated or some shit like that?

[18:39:49] Uh, she told her, uh, the EMS or don't, or the,

[18:39:55] like the health department doesn't like that.

[18:39:57] She's selling med kits and that, uh, they're looking into it.

[18:40:02] Uh, like she, she just totally tipped her off on that.

[18:40:04] Yeah, I got to, I feel like her taking all her shit out of her office.

[18:40:08] Fucked it all up.

[18:40:09] So I got to charge her with, um, uh, trust passing.

[18:40:14] And I'm not even doing obstruction.

[18:40:16] Yeah.

[18:40:16] We,

[18:40:17] I was told by like the state a day or two ago that we're to be really strict on medical

[18:40:25] records but don't even requested medical records.

[18:40:30] Yeah.

[18:40:31] I don't know what that's about.

[18:40:33] Hey, there she is.

[18:40:35] Is that okay?

[18:40:36] Hey, I'm going to go steal some food from downstairs.

[18:40:40] You guys take it easy.

[18:40:41] Have a good one.

[18:40:42] All right.

[18:40:43] Is that all, Commander?

[18:40:44] Uh, is there anything else that you, uh, you think that we can improve on as I commit?

[18:40:50] No, you guys are pretty much perfect.

[18:40:54] I wish that you weren't the way that you are.

[18:40:57] Well, sir, I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to take vagina out of my cold, dead wiener.

[18:41:03] What does that mean, Purton?

[18:41:05] Mm-hmm.

[18:41:06] That's what sex is all about.

[18:41:08] That's right.

[18:41:13] Right.

[18:41:16] So how's the, uh...

[18:41:17] Okay.

[18:41:18] It's going pretty well.

[18:41:19] I was just looking around this department and I haven't seen the entire building.

[18:41:24] Yeah.

[18:41:25] What do you think?

[18:41:26] I don't know what the hell happened to what was the name of this...

[18:41:29] Malicious?

[18:41:30] Yeah.

[18:41:31] I hope he didn't clear the armory out and then go to Columbia or something.

[18:41:35] Whoopsies.

[18:41:36] Let's go to that.

[18:41:41] Those are gunshots.

[18:41:43] I think we're in the distance again.

[18:41:46] Yeah, we're cops.

[18:41:47] We're supposed to stop those.

[18:41:49] Okay, I can't do shit without my coffee.

[18:41:56] That's what you say while someone's getting shot

[18:41:58] and probably begging for their lives.

[18:42:02] That's what coffee is.

[18:42:04] Is it?

[18:42:06] Yeah, I guess.

[18:42:10] Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

[18:42:11] I'm a good cop.

[18:42:13] Yep, you're a cop, all right.

[18:42:14] Let's go.

[18:42:16] Coffee first.

[18:42:18] Sorry, coffee before stopping the mass shooting.

[18:42:22] Yeah, we're running over there as well

[18:42:26] In the core house or what's going on? Oh, you have my gunpoint. Okay. We're coming in from the skybridge

[18:42:36] Just like me

[18:42:49] No, god damn it

[18:42:58] Don't look at me don't look at me shooter don't look at me do this

[18:43:01] Oh

[18:43:09] Okay, well now I don't have the gun on my hand hey toho what happened

[18:43:13] Well him and some guy with a weird mustache like he kind of like an Indian man went oh

[18:43:21] We mean it looks like an Indian man

[18:43:25] He was like darker skin

[18:43:37] But this guy charged me with the bat, so then I shot it. Oh

[18:43:41] That guy that guy that you ran away. He's just this guy in the red

[18:43:45] So like the guy that just got away in the fight

[18:43:47] He said I have a contract to kill you and those guys said like sorry or something

[18:43:51] I can charge me with the back and then I shot it. Okay. Good job. Fantastic. I was just

[18:44:00] All right, yeah, you better clear out of here, man. Come on, Yanni

[18:44:04] I need some bullets so I can murder mods that guy is sexually harassing me whoa I thought

[18:44:45] he was just saying that all right let's go

[18:45:08] alright is there he stays safe no no problem thank you

[18:45:12] well oh hello I'm looking to apply for the royal night's killed what the hell is that

[18:45:19] uh it's called a strange name for the police department oh he's one of those

[18:45:31] uh oh you're the guy from the uh Skittles department yeah yeah yeah yeah

[18:45:37] oh no i was thinking about the lucky charms

[18:45:41] yeah what were you gonna say i don't want to step on that

[18:45:45] me that's what i was gonna say oh okay okay

[18:45:50] Yeah, the Skittles commercial

[18:45:53] Have you put in an application sir? I have not

[18:45:58] Okay

[18:45:59] Why don't you get a pen and partridge or something?

[18:46:03] Look like Lord Park what if you went blonde?

[18:46:07] You look like Owen Wilson step mom

[18:46:10] Parchment whatever a

[18:46:12] Comparatory ass job is my telecommunications device. Okay, okay

[18:46:17] Okay, where do you have any work experience or well? I was a peasant in my old village

[18:46:26] Okay, I did work for the chief I went to war a couple times war what wars are you in?

[18:46:33] It's a very long story. Would you like to listen to it?

[18:46:38] Okay, you said you're gonna sit there you need like a drink or something that's

[18:46:46] line

[18:46:49] I need to stand for this

[18:46:53] now

[18:47:02] I'm a cigarette

[18:47:10] I can borrow

[18:47:12] I don't want to use my new machine

[18:47:14] would you like some water

[18:47:17] I'm okay thank you

[18:47:22] alright go ahead

[18:47:27] now allow me to introduce myself

[18:47:29] thy name is

[18:47:31] Jorgen De Penis

[18:47:33] from the Great Village

[18:47:35] Get out of here.

[18:47:37] Pardon me?

[18:47:38] Get the hell out of here.

[18:47:40] Sir, I'm looking to...

[18:47:42] No, I've heard enough. Get out of here.

[18:47:46] Sir, please.

[18:47:47] You're gonna walk in here and say,

[18:47:48] my name is Jorkin De Pinas.

[18:47:50] And then you...

[18:47:51] What do you want? I mean...

[18:47:52] It's not gonna matter.

[18:47:54] Did I offend you?

[18:47:55] Well, what do you want me to do?

[18:47:57] What do you want me to do?

[18:47:59] You want me to just sit here

[18:48:00] and be like, oh yeah, that's a name.

[18:48:02] It was my father's name.

[18:48:04] Your name was let me see your ID.

[18:48:09] P post it.

[18:48:17] Take it.

[18:48:18] Don't need to have it.

[18:48:19] I said, let me see it.

[18:48:21] Oh, it's up in my mouth.

[18:48:26] Yes, it was my father's name.

[18:48:28] He died in the war.

[18:48:29] And you just flat.

[18:48:29] Can you show it to me?

[18:48:35] I suppose so.

[18:48:39] You have it may have it back.

[18:48:41] No, I think that a woman over there is that woman over there.

[18:48:48] All right, I'll get I'll get.

[18:48:50] Yes, that woman over there.

[18:48:52] What would you say your last name was to penis? What was your dad's name?

[18:49:02] Stroken

[18:49:05] Your mom's name

[18:49:08] Mary

[18:49:10] Mary to penis. Oh

[18:49:17] It's interesting

[18:49:22] So as you may have known I

[18:49:27] Came from a very far away village

[18:49:30] The town of Viggenon is as many may call it, and I was exiled here by the chief himself.

[18:49:39] Chief chief.

[18:49:40] Chief?

[18:49:41] Yes, the chief of the village.

[18:49:45] Now I was exiled for holding a plan of a group of bandits trying to assassinate the

[18:49:57] chief.

[18:49:59] One day, his group of bandits wanted to assemble at night at the Chief's Palace, right after

[18:50:10] he had successfully won the war.

[18:50:13] Now, what war I will not explain, however, I cannot explain why, why not?

[18:50:24] It's G-14 classified.

[18:50:27] What year was this?

[18:50:28] A while.

[18:50:30] A while?

[18:50:31] Anywho.

[18:50:32] No.

[18:50:33] No.

[18:50:34] No, absolutely not.

[18:50:35] What year was this?

[18:50:36] I'm sorry.

[18:50:41] What was the name of your village?

[18:50:43] Yada yada yada.

[18:50:45] The town of beginnings.

[18:50:49] Sounds like some California shit.

[18:50:53] Was this in California?

[18:50:55] No.

[18:50:56] California.

[18:50:57] No.

[18:50:58] This is Idaho.

[18:50:59] This is Idaho.

[18:51:02] I don't think people like this come from, well, actually yeah, maybe this is Idaho.

[18:51:07] Is this how people still dress in Idaho?

[18:51:11] Perhaps.

[18:51:12] Okay.

[18:51:13] Alright, go ahead.

[18:51:16] Anywho, so I followed this plan and the chief exiled me for assassinating the bandits.

[18:51:26] They called their plan a surprise party and that's how I ended up here.

[18:51:34] What?

[18:51:35] It sounds like you killed innocent people.

[18:51:36] Yeah, what are you talking about?

[18:51:37] You skipped over a lot.

[18:51:38] that's I know that story kind of sucked well it is my it is my my story that's

[18:51:46] how I ended up here all right why do you I mean why do you want to even be a

[18:51:50] cop I believe that this city is in danger this kingdom I should say really

[18:51:59] needs a hero danger of what criminals bandits of sorts okay so you don't like

[18:52:09] people would steal things pardon me you don't like people that steal things no

[18:52:21] all right I I just got hired I can't hire someone called jork and the penis I

[18:52:26] just got promoted I don't understand what's the matter your name sounds like

[18:52:32] jerking a dick man what your name sounds like jerking a dick like jerking off of

[18:52:38] a dick what what like stroking a cock you know yeah you know the thing you do

[18:52:45] what night that's a human right you that is a you I totally fuck whatever

[18:52:52] let's say let's take this guy to shepherd I'll see what they think come on

[18:52:58] congratulations to penis someone search this man thank you don't congratulate

[18:53:02] me please search this turn on the chance of sir thank you for complying

[18:53:14] It's gonna be briefly, uh,

[18:53:19] He has $17 and a slice of cherry pie. Do I go ahead and put him in handcuffs?

[18:53:25] Absolutely.

[18:53:29] We typically only do that for weapons.

[18:53:32] At 12?

[18:53:33] At Latina.

[18:53:34] Well, I don't know what he's doing.

[18:53:35] Chris!

[18:53:37] Five gifted subs!

[18:53:39] Alright, let's get on with this.

[18:53:41] No heavens.

[18:53:43] Thanks for the five gifted. I'm gonna play the song. That timer needs to be pumped.

[18:53:46] need to be pumped we are at we are in severe danger of the subodon ending

[18:53:51] tomorrow is normally pronounced like oh like a severe danger

[18:53:57] be like you know I'm gonna play this song soon we got three hours yeah it's

[18:54:10] probably that's probably that really old man that was on that motorcycle I

[18:54:13] tried to drive in the city hold right I just locked this guy in here until

[18:54:24] No, no, no.

[18:54:26] Shepard, are you still on duty?

[18:54:37] Could you meet me back in your office?

[18:54:39] You ain't for a demo, it's a good one.

[18:54:45] Oh, we could go longer, guys.

[18:54:47] You okay?

[18:54:57] Oh, shit, come on.

[18:55:10] Goddamn locked doors.

[18:55:12] See, this is a blame right now.

[18:55:30] Dr. Dirty Dave!

[18:55:32] Dirty Dave!

[18:55:38] Thank you for the 20 gifted!

[18:55:43] That's good to...

[18:55:45] have an hour and 26 left you don't want this sub without an end your life is

[18:55:52] gonna be so boring guys tomorrow twitch starts the promotion five gift five

[18:56:01] subs get one yeah well I haven't looked it was everything yeah this guy came up

[18:56:11] on a stolen motorcycle tried to speak to us mentioned something about taking

[18:56:16] hostages this far then we tased him off the bike and he started to run and then

[18:56:28] the person that was trying to pick him up ran him over Yanni are you on

[18:56:37] radio hold on Shepard I'll come back can I leave the 23 get I can't I can't

[18:57:03] lift it I can't leak the 23k subgoal it's very very good I came on time with

[18:57:19] RP oh that dandy can tell if I got mad or not it's something come on sir follow

[18:57:48] me sir a little pep in your stuff they tell you how to run in your village

[18:57:51] right good yes of course sir sir sir where the hell did he go sir here this

[18:58:24] way come on did you guys shot a person

[18:58:38] get in the cruiser did you guys shoot a

[18:58:47] person

[18:58:47] shepard this guy wants a job

[18:59:11] oh my gosh what the fuck is this guy

[18:59:16] one of the dungeons in dragon somebody

[18:59:19] looking at sorry I'm looking at a

[18:59:20] wizard right now Millie how long are you

[18:59:22] waiting for it looks like it knows how

[18:59:27] to save the person

[18:59:29] You can

[18:59:32] Guys we actually need those

[18:59:35] Hey guy, what's going on?

[18:59:37] Howie

[18:59:40] Hi, I like to apply to the Royal Knights Guild fucking nuts

[18:59:54] Who me out? Who me out brave warrior? What's your quest?

[18:59:58] Well, I believe the kingdom is in dire need of help, and here I am to save the kingdom.

[19:00:08] Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!

[19:00:17] Can you explain to me what?

[19:00:21] What are you?

[19:00:23] You see, that was exiled from my village.

[19:00:27] Are you a French Canadian that streams to millions?

[19:00:29] No.

[19:00:30] Okay.

[19:00:31] What?

[19:00:32] Just checking.

[19:00:41] sure you want to be able to be can hire people I'm in a fire can you can you

[19:00:51] just interview him just interview him Shepard I just I want a second opinion

[19:00:56] that's what's I'm on I'm on the fence I'll do the interview right here right

[19:01:00] now ready yeah if you fuck this up I'll kill you I really don't like

[19:01:13] interviewing people what's your name Jork and the penis now you're not

[19:01:19] being hired. What? I said you're not being hired. That's why. Because you're my father's name.

[19:01:29] No, well your parents ruined your life. You're not getting hired. Sorry. Oh, Shepard. What the hell, man?

[19:01:36] No, it sucks, but you're not getting hired. I can be your greatest soldier. No, too bad.

[19:01:40] You're not getting hired to out with us. What if he's good? Give him a seven day shot.

[19:01:48] what's the fifth amendment amendments oh fuck okay it's well

[19:02:02] i don't know yeah

[19:02:05] maybe it's good what's Tennessee vs Garner

[19:02:12] Tennessee all right no okay all right no see this this is why i got the second opinion

[19:02:17] Yeah, I don't understand

[19:02:20] Yeah, we're expecting to let you name to literally anything else to stand a chance

[19:02:24] Well, I mean he doesn't know that what amendment that he doesn't know that amendments exist. Oh, yeah, he's in a he's a portal line

[19:02:33] Well, you belong in a special school sir

[19:02:36] I mean, you know, I I do I

[19:02:41] Did not know the Knights must know

[19:02:43] Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on pause. Let's all pause

[19:02:47] I was telling Kostar about this new program, this initiative that I'm trying to get started

[19:02:54] up with my new lieutenant position.

[19:02:57] Rainey, can I be honest with you?

[19:03:00] Yeah.

[19:03:01] I'm absolutely completely displeased.

[19:03:04] I had to bring up the interview form on my phone for this guy to say he had no idea

[19:03:11] what the Fifth Amendment was.

[19:03:13] Well, hear me out, okay?

[19:03:16] I am getting a program together for a PD hall monitor who's gonna go around and see if people are just

[19:03:23] Slacking off and just standing in the hallways and people are screaming for backup on the radio

[19:03:30] It's called operation

[19:03:32] Slacker or cracker

[19:03:36] That sounds very secretive. Tell me more

[19:03:39] I I've told you everything

[19:03:41] Oh, I see

[19:03:43] This guy could be welcome back

[19:03:45] I think I found your brave nights first quest this guy could be good for that

[19:03:51] I think I found this first quest you can take this guy to the hospital. Yeah, you know what take this guy to the hospital

[19:03:57] And then he's pretty well and don't tell him anything that don't tell the EMS anything that happened

[19:04:03] Just take that guy. Well, here's my phone number. Just

[19:04:06] Send me a text and I'll take about anything maybe learn to read and then you can learn you can work your way out

[19:04:13] Well, thank you so much.

[19:04:16] I think we can talk more about dragons and princesses.

[19:04:19] Oh, of course.

[19:04:20] There you go.

[19:04:21] Hannibal and the penis.

[19:04:24] What?

[19:04:25] Thank you very much.

[19:04:26] Wait a minute.

[19:04:27] I'll just support you.

[19:04:28] That's a sex thing.

[19:04:40] It's working to penis.

[19:04:55] Do you know what Tennessee?

[19:04:57] MRMPH.

[19:04:58] Same thing Arkansas.

[19:04:59] PAPW.

[19:05:00] Didn't get that one.

[19:05:10] Um, malicious.

[19:05:12] Are you on the radio? Where are you guys?

[19:05:35] What's up?

[19:05:43] All right, let's go be cops

[19:05:51] Don't know if you heard any of those comms. I hope they were acceptable. Oh, no, I didn't hear any of them. Oh

[19:05:55] Oh

[19:05:57] Great, I'm sure that they were

[19:06:05] a nominal car

[19:06:08] I mean, well we got one of them. Well, I did. I appreciate it though. Thank you

[19:06:12] They were saying now the ambulance wasn't working. I just started calling 911

[19:06:17] Well, there was this old man with a blue

[19:06:19] Shirt and a hat and he was chasing our know a guy in a black suit and orange hair was chasing him saying

[19:06:24] I'm gonna fucking kill you thing. Oh the guy had a knife and he also said he had a bazooka. Oh shit

[19:06:29] Yeah, that's what we're gonna do.

[19:06:31] So did we, uh...

[19:06:33] We got him.

[19:06:34] We got him.

[19:06:37] Hey, we got Layla again.

[19:06:38] We've been chasing her around all day.

[19:06:40] She's in this white buffalo.

[19:06:42] Oh, okay.

[19:06:44] How's it going with that?

[19:06:46] Oh, I guess we're gonna chase him off.

[19:06:51] Yeah, yeah.

[19:06:52] You need comms for this?

[19:06:53] Yep.

[19:06:54] Alright, let me just...

[19:06:57] This thing, I think, is broken.

[19:06:59] Alright.

[19:07:00] I think it has the glitch, actually.

[19:07:13] Oh, yeah, 100%.

[19:07:17] You have no idea? No, it does. Look at that thing.

[19:07:19] You can tell, cause it just turns.

[19:07:36] Yeah, that thing has glitched out.

[19:07:46] This is just go infinite speed.

[19:07:48] It has default GTA handling.

[19:08:05] For sure. For sure.

[19:08:19] She's actually doing good coms.

[19:08:46] Oh, you got a crash.

[19:08:56] How do you get out?

[19:09:05] We'll come back for you.

[19:09:08] Keep doing comms.

[19:09:10] What the fuck do you get out?

[19:09:32] No.

[19:09:41] Advise 947, VCD on foot.

[19:09:48] Off the road.

[19:09:54] Off the road?

[19:09:55] VCD on foot.

[19:09:58] On the road again.

[19:09:59] Oh, damn, man.

[19:10:07] What am I sure?

[19:10:08] Glitched out for sure.

[19:10:15] They just went off road again.

[19:10:16] There's clutch lanes.

[19:10:20] For need and wet.

[19:10:25] I think it's just the car at this point

[19:10:51] Is there not more at MRPD

[19:11:10] Oh northbound La Puerza freeway opposing lane

[19:11:17] Alright, leftward to north.

[19:11:20] Got back into dude correctly into travel, taking the off-ramp head in Del Perro freeway.

[19:11:28] I think hers is pretty obviously glitched though.

[19:11:36] She doesn't need to slow down to turn and it's going like pretty noticeably faster than ours.

[19:11:57] Unless maybe she has a racing engine in it but if that thing is just like a local car then no.

[19:12:04] I just want to know some comms. I can't hear shit.

[19:12:07] What do you mean you can't hear anything?

[19:12:10] Oh, you know all the sirens.

[19:12:13] Uh, no, no one is talking right now.

[19:12:16] Oh, wait.

[19:12:17] Time for them to add glitch mode to the PD cars.

[19:12:22] What's your avenue, sir?

[19:12:24] G plus!

[19:12:25] Get up the hill.

[19:12:33] That's so long.

[19:12:35] Get around it.

[19:12:46] Tires are out, tires are out.

[19:12:48] Uh, going in.

[19:12:52] Well, I wasn't gonna do all that up, but...

[19:12:54] the freeway

[19:13:15] Hobo, thank you for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you so much. We need those man

[19:13:26] I'm gonna play the song right after this

[19:13:29] We need we need it. We need a pump

[19:13:58] He might be getting ram maybe Lily. I mean, she's been evading the cops in this car for four hours

[19:14:10] So I can understand it.

[19:14:19] Blaming for this?!

[19:14:23] Blaming?

[19:14:25] Blalalalalalalalala

[19:14:27] for this?!

[19:14:34] Try and get her in a box.

[19:14:37] Okay, well, don't you think that's a little far?

[19:14:43] Get her in a box.

[19:14:45] Hey, it's on fire.

[19:14:51] She's on fire. She's running up to the hotel.

[19:14:53] I'm running up to the casino.

[19:15:01] Running behind the kids. She's running down the casino.

[19:15:07] right here running towards the racetrack stop you're violating the law

[19:15:14] pop cuffs running northbound she thinks that she can jump over that fence for

[19:15:29] some reason try burden nice almost come here

[19:15:39] Let's do it again

[19:15:46] Whoa

[19:15:57] Tackler tackle her

[19:16:00] So fast

[19:16:03] Tackler just tackler welcome back here god damn it right there nice

[19:16:48] We got her

[19:16:51] I'll go get my cruiser and I

[19:16:56] Can process her everyone here is probably chaser at some point today

[19:17:04] Guys, guys, absolutely we need this pump.

[19:17:17] We have to go pump-o mode here, guys.

[19:17:24] Pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it.

[19:17:30] The Quarrot!

[19:17:37] 25, we need those.

[19:17:40] Guys, we have to make it to tomorrow

[19:17:42] because tomorrow the promotion starts.

[19:17:45] Pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it hard.

[19:17:47] When they got into the last time,

[19:17:48] they were like, hard, hard, hard, hard.

[19:17:50] Alright get her in the car

[19:17:52] Alright get her in the car

[19:17:53] Alright, how you going?

[19:17:54] Hi Gifted!

[19:17:58] Scooty Pups, you're number 5!

[19:18:00] S1 7!

[19:18:01] Quick 10!

[19:18:02] She's been searching all...

[19:18:05] Alright, you guys check the car?

[19:18:07] Yeah, we'll get it boys.

[19:18:09] Hi Gifted Sums!

[19:18:21] A math...

[19:18:22] A math stick?

[19:18:23] A math...

[19:18:25] A stick...

[19:18:26] Bumps?

[19:18:27] Is that right?

[19:18:37] Bungeezy!

[19:18:38] D.O.K. Tucker!

[19:18:44] Anonymous!

[19:18:47] Hi Gifted Sums!

[19:18:48] Scooty with 5 Gifted Sums!

[19:19:07] five gifton subs gambles five abrasive cyber with five joe's he posed five yes we

[19:19:24] actually need this with five guys all right uh can you read her reds real

[19:20:41] quick okay um you have the right to remain silent everything you say or do

[19:20:53] will uh be held as you court law if you don't have it

[19:21:00] right you got this i know you can do it so easy thank you i'm sorry it's just

[19:21:17] It's so fucking nervous. Hold on. Come on. Come on. You got this of this

[19:21:23] Wrangler bald regular balding. No

[19:21:26] And turn you have the you have the right to for a tab one free. Is that clear?

[19:21:39] The right to attorney you have a right to attorney

[19:21:44] If you don't have one, yeah, you're granted one

[19:21:49] That's pretty close

[19:21:52] 4, 10, 38, West Palm, 10, and Dress with a two-door green color muscle vehicle.

[19:21:56] Alright, alright.

[19:21:57] Anyways.

[19:21:58] Peaches Panda with five gifts in!

[19:22:05] Alright, come on, little.

[19:22:10] You don't get to do that.

[19:22:22] Why?

[19:22:23] You don't get that right.

[19:22:52] Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

[19:23:03] Stop

[19:23:12] You're gonna get tasered

[19:23:14] He is stupid

[19:23:26] It's what you're asking for

[19:23:28] That's all he does

[19:23:40] So what's up here? You got so much for the five gifted subs

[19:26:09] We get last sub-a-thons

[19:26:11] I ain't looking

[19:26:13] I don't see no mailbox, you're a fucking liar

[19:26:15] Oh lie

[19:26:17] You're a filthy fucking liar, pants on fire

[19:26:19] Hey, come here, come here, come here

[19:26:21] Come here, Layla, come here

[19:26:23] The

[19:26:25] Fee's all fucking reaction

[19:26:27] He's a your piss

[19:26:38] We have twenty eight thousand four hundred less of a thong

[19:26:47] For the big oh, all right, okay

[19:26:51] Dr. Dirty Dave, 10 gifted zombie queen with 5!

[19:26:56] I want my money too.

[19:26:59] Huh? Cause you've been robbing swords all day.

[19:27:01] No.

[19:27:02] Yeah.

[19:27:03] No.

[19:27:04] Yeah.

[19:27:05] Fuck, that's my winners on my fucking lorries.

[19:27:13] I took those too. You've been robbing swords all day.

[19:27:16] I took them for your store.

[19:27:17] I just watched a man steal a vehicle directly in front of me and I was partnatoing everywhere.

[19:27:22] What?

[19:27:23] I'm not a negative unit over at the stand.

[19:27:25] What?

[19:27:29] Did you say you hit you fucking hate natives?

[19:27:33] I said I fucking hate you guys.

[19:27:35] Oh,

[19:27:39] war movies.

[19:27:40] Why? What are you saying?

[19:27:42] I said, I didn't get anything from the robberies.

[19:27:44] I fucking canceled every single time cops responded.

[19:27:47] You canceled the robbery.

[19:27:50] What the hell does that mean?

[19:27:53] Like, did you start screaming racist slurs?

[19:27:55] What the hell does this mean?

[19:27:56] Oh, it means I stopped fucking robbing the tail.

[19:27:59] what the fuck's a till I need to translate yawning yawning yeah number I

[19:28:14] told you I should have written it down I don't remember it I'm sorry let me see

[19:28:33] if I can find it for you was it was it something like 941 or no it was it was

[19:28:40] four numbers. No, it was three. I think it was nine four. Go ahead and hit your F three

[19:28:56] options on your MDT. So just three on there. And then under San Andreas State Police hit

[19:29:04] the Cogwheel. F3.

[19:29:15] Yes, I'm on the F3. I just the Cogwheel.

[19:29:19] San Jose State Police all the way to the right. Your organization.

[19:29:25] Yeah. Oh yeah. It's not bad. And then your personal profile top right?

[19:29:30] Personal profile, yeah. And then change personal nickname and personal note.

[19:29:35] Change them both to nine for what I have to tell you nine for one.

[19:29:39] So personal nickname nine for one. Is that it?

[19:29:45] This is truly one of them.

[19:29:47] Hey, I can say about Lisa.

[19:29:50] I've I've never met anyone like her.

[19:29:52] And I don't think I ever will.

[19:29:54] Or I'm just personal.

[19:29:55] No, personal nickname and person.

[19:29:57] And then you're good.

[19:29:58] And then once you save that.

[19:29:59] I can say clock off and clock back on.

[19:30:04] Where did I meet her?

[19:30:07] Okay.

[19:30:07] I got a right duty.

[19:30:09] I need to go ignite.

[19:30:13] She was in it.

[19:30:13] She was ignite.

[19:30:14] Yeah.

[19:30:16] She's an ignite.

[19:30:17] Perfect

[19:30:28] Sick did you lock them I did thank you

[19:30:38] She's speaking Italian or some shit, what are you doing? Hello, Yanni

[19:30:52] Yani? Yani? Okay. Nope, Yani. How am I feeling? I haven't opened a sandwich in 12 hours?

[19:31:19] I might play some more card, Sim tonight. There's a lot of games I want to play. Tomorrow

[19:31:29] might be a Chaos Mod day. Maybe. We'll see. We'll fill it out.

[19:31:43] Cards are hot. What do you need me to translate?

[19:31:48] She said something about a till. She wrote Robin a till. What the fuck does that

[19:31:51] I don't know.

[19:31:53] Now, can you say it in your own words?

[19:31:58] What's the point?

[19:32:05] What's the point?

[19:32:07] What's the point? Are you gonna get my shit back?

[19:32:09] I just want to help, okay?

[19:32:12] I'll get my shit back then.

[19:32:14] Well, no, we-

[19:32:16] Trav, you did it. Why weren't you here today?

[19:32:19] Were you a fucking kidney stone boy?

[19:32:21] Thanks, Trav.

[19:32:26] Fucking snitch, motherfucker.

[19:32:35] Like, Travis actually a fucking snitch. I can't believe that.

[19:32:38] What's gotten you like, what's going on, okay?

[19:32:41] Just, what is it that you told him?

[19:32:45] I said that I didn't get anything from the robberies because I cancelled it with them.

[19:32:58] And that's it. Like, I was doing it. I stopped doing it and the police responded.

[19:33:03] Like, your money still ran away.

[19:33:07] Yeah, that's fine. The issue, the issue is that he's taken my money.

[19:33:12] I go from my winnings.

[19:33:15] So basically what she's saying here is she translating from British, you took too much from her, I think.

[19:33:30] Oh, I see. She genuinely probably like got that money from real, you know, tell her that if she did that she's going to have to go to court and prove it.

[19:33:42] All right, so you got you go to court and prove it.

[19:33:49] How can you prove where you get all from there's no way.

[19:33:52] Tell me away.

[19:33:55] I don't know how to tell me away to prove how you get money when everything is done in fucking

[19:34:00] I don't actually know that part. What she what does she say? What does she say? She's basically

[19:34:06] saying she doesn't know how to prove that it's hers. Oh, tell her like an employee can like voucher

[19:34:12] how long she's been at work or you know some shit like that like paychecks. I don't have a job

[19:34:20] the only thing I do is eat

[19:34:23] She only eats what?

[19:34:25] I don't know

[19:34:29] Eating what?

[19:34:31] What do you mean the only thing she does is eat what? What is she saying?

[19:34:36] I didn't hear that right. What did you say?

[19:34:39] I said the only thing I do is eat encounters

[19:34:43] Oh, okay. If she does the missions that locals give out

[19:34:48] What the fuck is that?

[19:34:50] You know encounters I

[19:34:53] Don't know

[19:34:55] It's like freelancing I think

[19:34:59] Freelance and that you get paid for you do you do activities and stuff and you get paid for you get paid by Richard Dreyfus

[19:35:07] Ask her ask her how she knows Richard Dreyfus

[19:35:13] Urban Cowboy is he an urban cowboy? She didn't say that. Yeah, she said that

[19:35:17] She's she's she's she's she's she's she gets money from that that's how I

[19:35:24] thought that's how money runs around this place sometimes but it's all legal

[19:35:30] isn't it yeah it's all legal that's legal I think everything he made was like

[19:35:35] what PG-13 maybe so I guess what she's trying to say is she didn't really do

[19:35:41] the robbery she was trying to though but but you guys took money that was

[19:35:46] actually hers. She's gonna have to prove it or we get to keep it. Yeah, you gotta prove it somehow, Miss.

[19:35:55] I can prove that I completed the counter. Yeah, if you can prove that you completed some

[19:36:02] actions and that. Yeah, I completed three. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yes, I'm sort of like

[19:36:09] achievement. Like did they say like, you know, you achieved what we asked you to do. Good job.

[19:36:16] you know encountering what $490 in cash? Oh, they would ever know.

[19:36:24] You can prove that in an official note with a signature of something. $1,474 in cash,

[19:36:30] we're finding a skateboard. For escaping from the ward? Was that part, wait, was that part?

[19:36:42] It's Lieutenant, right? It's Lieutenant. They're finding his skateboard. Lieutenant,

[19:36:46] Can I speak to you really quick?

[19:36:47] Sure.

[19:36:48] Yeah, just a second.

[19:36:49] I just want to let you know that she

[19:36:50] have made a...

[19:36:51] Hey, thank you.

[19:36:52] I drink a whole bunch of nasty quarter-bounds

[19:36:54] there, and I puke all in the basement.

[19:36:56] Am I hallucinating?

[19:36:57] No, no, no.

[19:36:58] This is Layla.

[19:36:59] We didn't get a chance to...

[19:37:00] Oh, okay, okay.

[19:37:02] Because...

[19:37:03] What's her name?

[19:37:04] Landlin?

[19:37:05] Her and Landlin having a conversation.

[19:37:06] I'm pretty sure.

[19:37:07] It's going to be great in years.

[19:37:08] Well, well, well, you know, we just worked through it.

[19:37:10] That's how it works, being a police officer.

[19:37:11] Okay.

[19:37:12] I'm just going to take it as it comes, right?

[19:37:13] All right.

[19:37:16] You really got a charky stream and it was one of the best RP streams I've done in a while

[19:37:21] True

[19:37:22] Okay, ma'am. So you're gonna be charged with

[19:37:25] robbery times two grand theft auto

[19:37:29] resisting evading

[19:37:32] And uh reckless endangerment. Do you understand?

[19:37:37] That is also that that is also true

[19:37:41] That it's 75 months

[19:37:44] Yeah, okay, she did evade us twice other two robberies and we didn't get a chance to do a warrant for you

[19:37:50] Well, you know, we just I think this is fine. It's it's it's already 75 months. It's man. It's five thousand one hundred twenty five dollars

[19:37:57] How would you like to play today?

[19:38:03] ma'am

[19:38:05] ma'am

[19:38:08] Ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am

[19:38:18] ma'am ma'am ma'am

[19:38:20] Mam.

[19:38:21] Mam.

[19:38:22] Mam.

[19:38:23] Mam.

[19:38:25] Mam.

[19:38:26] Wait, wait, wait hold on, I think I know, I think I know.

[19:38:29] Do, do, do, do, do, do.

[19:38:33] Nothing.

[19:38:34] Mam.

[19:38:35] That sounds like my phone ringing.

[19:38:38] It's a soundtrack, whatever the fuck.

[19:38:42] Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

[19:38:47] Mam, do you want, how do you want to play again?

[19:38:51] Well, okay I want to stop that.

[19:38:53] You are never getting this back

[19:38:56] Unless unless you can prove it's yours

[19:39:23] You're not unless you can prove that you obtained this legally I

[19:39:27] I can prove it. I have the encounters that are completed.

[19:39:34] I don't care. I don't want for any French bread. I don't need that. I'm saying that you you're gonna have to take these

[19:39:44] You're gonna have to take these you have to go take go to court. Okay, you get that French bread from jerking the penis

[19:39:51] No, I didn't get a French bread from jerking the penis

[19:39:54] You didn't give me anything it's a man who he's might be all new on her. We don't know

[19:39:59] That's right. That's right. All right. We're just we don't know ma'am

[19:40:19] Are you shooting her with the Betty sir ma'am? Well, it's not cool, but it's definitely unusual

[19:40:32] Come on

[19:40:37] Please all right. I'm gonna use the market as no contest and send you up to prison for full time. Okay

[19:40:49] You told me that I needed to prove that I have the proof.

[19:40:53] Well, where is it?

[19:40:56] The life in F3 Muscle.

[19:40:58] What's the F3 Muscle?

[19:41:00] What is the F3 Muscle?

[19:41:02] I have my F3 Muscle, and then you go to encounters,

[19:41:04] and it's all that.

[19:41:08] Fuck, it's an F3 Muscle.

[19:41:09] Can you search into other people's F3 Muscles?

[19:41:13] I think it's above your tibia.

[19:41:22] All right, man.

[19:41:23] Well, I mean, it's, I don't,

[19:41:25] i think that you should uh... you know

[19:41:28] but i think you should i think you should play guilty here

[19:41:33] rightfully so you did in danger a lot of people

[19:41:44] all right thank you

[19:41:48] all right

[19:41:49] it'll be all right

[19:41:51] i wanna be all right when you're taking my fucking money

[19:41:55] you could just make more money

[19:41:58] shouldn't have thought about

[19:42:00] with all that and I don't know that.

[19:42:02] I can legal shit, and I still get fucking Zeequan.

[19:42:07] Wait, it's going in and on coming into traffic

[19:42:08] and I already speaking for your vehicle, Zeequan.

[19:42:12] Listen ma'am, I'm gonna give you 40 months time served

[19:42:16] down from 75, that's pretty good.

[19:42:18] So you should thank me.

[19:42:21] No, I'm not gonna thank someone

[19:42:22] that takes my fucking pin, my pin's like fucked up.

[19:42:27] Okay, now you're gonna get 30

[19:42:29] unless you want to say thank you.

[19:42:33] Well, thank you.

[19:42:37] No, there we go.

[19:42:39] You're welcome, man.

[19:42:39] Have a good life.

[19:42:42] Good.

[19:42:42] All right, let's go.

[19:42:45] OK.

[19:42:46] All right, come on.

[19:42:47] Please try not to blow your prisoners.

[19:42:50] Before we go in there, I just want to make sure.

[19:42:52] That's why I don't work in Guantanamo anymore.

[19:42:59] Make sure I get you guys my nun.

[19:43:04] All those here.

[19:43:06] Why is there a toilet here?

[19:43:08] I need you to re-text me at some point there, yaddle.

[19:43:12] Oh, you changed your number?

[19:43:14] No, my phone fucked up. I lost a whole bunch of shit.

[19:43:17] Oh, I'm sorry.

[19:43:19] Let me go, uh...

[19:43:23] Let me go clear out my, uh, my pockets.

[19:43:31] Is that, uh...

[19:43:31] Yeah, what's going on, Newman?

[19:43:34] Hey, sir, uh, would you mind coming to the lobby of RPD?

[19:43:38] You know, I was just on my way.

[19:43:41] 10-4, thank you.

[19:43:43] Alright.

[19:43:43] guys 23 K goal it is insane it's very good you've never seen no one's ever

[19:43:58] done a sub goal like this and she is looking to talk to you about a possible

[19:44:05] assistant position and or date someone that was single he's single who is this

[19:44:12] I don't know my name is Daisy what the fuck is this I just asked to speak with

[19:44:21] any officer that was single and on duty is is is this all well I'm single but I

[19:44:27] can't tie myself down to one woman because I'm a huge fervor

[19:44:30] what's that well I'm very monogamous are you sure that you wouldn't be able to

[19:44:37] go on a date with me well why don't you I mean man this is a police department

[19:44:45] not a dating service. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm saying that. That he has my

[19:44:55] what did we get them? What did we get them? When did we get them? When do we get 40?

[19:45:04] That's the 23 case. Oh, that's okay. Thank you. Appreciate that. Newman. That's the

[19:45:13] 23k sub goal! Please check your t- okay. Lean 40. Yes! I can't believe me yo the

[19:45:31] people actually listen here. God I love Lean 40. That's the 23k sub goal. That's

[19:45:56] what it was. Block party dance too. Dance A right? Dance 40. It's dance mic.

[19:46:23] I'm way more hyped for lean 40. That's a good one. Finally we got lean 40.

[19:46:55] Can I lean 40 while I sit? Got puke as well. Oh it's fucking gross.

[19:47:30] And slash P. My office! Oh there's no piss.

[19:47:43] Cukindaline 40

[19:47:48] I'll be right back any more water that carpet's fucking ruined

[19:48:38] San Andreas

[19:48:51] San Andreas passing them all have incorrect planes

[19:49:00] They're freeway incorrect planes

[19:49:19] San Andreas have Westbound

[19:49:21] Yeah, I don't know if he's in there though

[19:49:25] 276, the 6th traffic

[19:49:29] Southbound Vespigicanao's

[19:49:31] Prairie Street Vespigicanao's Southbound

[19:49:37] You know our block in Palomino

[19:49:50] Palomino passing me some news

[19:50:02] where we can bump this to six.

[19:50:06] Wicked channel six.

[19:50:07] Pursuit one back on five.

[19:51:03] Dispatch pursuit one.

[19:51:04] Thirty-eight.

[19:51:05] Westbound Adams, Apple, and Kalei.

[19:51:07] Gonna be a Black Ranger.

[19:51:08] Two individuals in sight.

[19:52:21] What is the emergency?

[19:52:22] Is that so triple nine on pigeon duty?

[19:52:40] My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.

[19:53:20] Booby time.

[19:53:22] Jack, can you hand me that drink?

[19:53:30] Hand's drink.

[19:53:31] Take's drink.

[19:53:32] Is this...

[19:53:52] That's weird timing.

[19:53:53] timing. That's weird timing. Hey, what's up Benji? What are you doing? I'm doing magic.

[19:54:08] Oh, can I see? Yeah. Why don't you hold your hand up? Okay. What's the trick? Well, here,

[19:54:28] how much money? Just take some. Here, why don't you take some more? You're just handing

[19:54:32] me nothing. Oh I'm handing you something. What do you think about all that?

[19:54:40] What is that Wrangler? I'm not I'm not getting anything you're just you're just

[19:54:45] saying how about that and take this. I'm not just saying that Wrangler. Yeah you

[19:54:51] are you're all you're doing is you're sticking your hand out and there's

[19:54:54] nothing in it and you're saying here I'm giving you I'm giving you zero

[19:54:57] dollars. But that's that doesn't but if you get then you're giving me nothing.

[19:55:01] Wrangler Wrangler

[19:55:03] Right, why don't you focus on what I'm doing here?

[19:55:06] Giving you I'm giving you zero dollars. Do you understand zero means nothing?

[19:55:14] But I'm I'm giving it to you right so yeah, that's what I'm saying

[19:55:18] You're not giving me anything, but I am giving you but I am giving it to you. No, you're not zero is nothing

[19:55:24] It's magic money. Hello. I know how to settle this mr.

[19:55:28] You fucking oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, can you

[19:55:33] Come here and come here jorgen

[19:55:43] You know about magic right

[19:55:47] Of course

[19:55:49] You still have this argument right here

[19:55:53] What?

[19:55:54] It's going to be, uh, my core

[19:55:56] If this, if this man, and this, this man's zero dollars

[19:56:01] What is he giving him?

[19:56:05] Nothing

[19:56:06] Yeah, that's, that's what I'm saying

[19:56:08] Okay, fuck it, I'll just reveal the secret then, okay?

[19:56:11] You want to know the magic secret?

[19:56:12] I don't know, no, no, no

[19:56:14] When I put, when you put out your hand, alright, I've got the money in my hand

[19:56:17] I do a side of hand and I slide the money back in my pocket, okay?

[19:56:21] That's what I do

[19:56:22] All right Jesus Christ what I mean there you ruined it. Happy Wrangler. No you did that

[19:56:30] Stuff understand what a fucking piece of shit you are

[19:56:35] What the hell is that

[19:56:45] Wrangler you can't do that you can't do that Wrangler

[19:56:49] I had to fucking put that away put that away wrangler put that away

[19:56:52] I was told that I have to do this you can't don't do that wrangler stop

[19:56:56] Stop stop now stop. I was told I have to clean this off

[19:57:03] Don't do that again. I'm gonna need to be paid damages for that

[19:57:08] It's fine your car is fine. It's just got a little move. I mean your it might need to get your

[19:57:12] The hell was that?

[19:57:14] Did you guys see the wind pick up?

[19:57:17] A god damn twister came up from the ground and fucking lifted you.

[19:57:20] You're lucky to be alive.

[19:57:21] Why don't you give that to me, Wrangler? I'll take care of it.

[19:57:23] You know, you know, I'll take care of it.

[19:57:25] I'll take care of it.

[19:57:27] No, this is a PD issue.

[19:57:29] Why don't you hand that over?

[19:57:30] This is a PD issued leaf blower.

[19:57:32] A PD issued leaf blower, really.

[19:57:35] Well, I mean, it's pretty special.

[19:57:37] It's just ours.

[19:57:38] Do you want the leaf blower?

[19:57:40] Oh speaking of single Dan, okay? No, I do not use that on me. Do you want it?

[19:57:47] No, I don't want it. I'm asking I'm saying do you want me to give it to you? Oh, give it to me. Yes

[19:57:56] Here I can't have that kind of stuff you're right. I can't I can't be trusted I need to get this down to the lab immediately

[19:58:07] All right, that is something are you still working with the

[19:58:11] wait wait you shoot me that was that what would you say oh sometimes you got to

[19:58:19] prime it somebody wants to blow Dan fairly did you hear me did you hear you

[19:58:31] know Dan's a lawyer yeah what is that I don't I think you should be a judge that

[19:58:39] is a horrible idea judge you won't judge Dan Faley you know when he became a

[19:58:45] lawyer it all started going yeah what's going on sir he wants to go today on the

[19:58:50] bitch sir I take of these calm eater allegations what yeah this woman you're

[19:58:58] the guy that eats calm sir does it had boy oh when it gets hot you are gay

[19:59:01] Wrangler no no day for pussy yes it is no that's no that's the office no

[19:59:07] No, Wrangler.

[19:59:08] That's called heterosexuality.

[19:59:10] You are gay.

[19:59:11] Come on, man.

[19:59:12] No, I'm not.

[19:59:13] Wrangler, you're gay.

[19:59:14] You're not.

[19:59:15] This is 2024.

[19:59:16] It's alright.

[19:59:17] It's gay.

[19:59:18] I'm not saying it's not.

[19:59:19] We've heard the music.

[19:59:20] But it's also okay to be straight.

[19:59:21] Something that you wokeies aren't comfortable with.

[19:59:24] You wokeie.

[19:59:25] What do you mean you wokeies?

[19:59:26] Well, that's what you do.

[19:59:27] You come here and you tell everyone they're gay.

[19:59:29] I don't say it.

[19:59:32] Your music says you're gay.

[19:59:33] No, that's what you do.

[19:59:34] You come here and you're like...

[19:59:35] You literally say boy in your music, Rambler.

[19:59:39] Whatever happened to you.

[19:59:40] I'm going to say something right now.

[19:59:42] Go ahead.

[19:59:43] Straight ride.

[19:59:46] That's what I believe.

[19:59:47] Yeah, I did.

[19:59:48] Why not?

[19:59:49] Why not?

[19:59:51] You know, being a straight man, I'm

[19:59:53] in the minority here in this city.

[19:59:55] No, you're not.

[19:59:56] Straight people are the majority.

[19:59:58] Hey, Jorkin, you gay?

[20:00:01] I love men.

[20:00:03] Are you gay?

[20:00:08] Love.

[20:00:09] Men.

[20:00:10] I don't can you just yeah is it yes or no?

[20:00:14] You a gay man depends on the day, okay, what about well what about today Wednesday?

[20:00:22] Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah

[20:00:26] All right random man, I've never met before in the suit you get your gay guy. I mean the name's Tony

[20:00:32] Are you a gay lawyer? No, I'm pretty straight

[20:00:36] Well, so there's two there's three people there and I'm straight. I'm straight. Well, I'm talking about over there that guy's that guy

[20:00:44] He's the minority right now about this cop

[20:00:47] No, yeah, that guy's there

[20:00:49] No, this cop right here. That's a that's a woman. I think I mean, I mean women can be gay, right? Are you gay?

[20:00:55] I

[20:00:56] Mean I fuck just about anything with the whole okay. Listen. I'm telling you right now

[20:01:01] Okay, listen to me

[20:01:03] Yeah

[20:01:05] Straight they're straight people are the majority because what about you you gay?

[20:01:10] No

[20:01:11] There you go. See okay, that's I mean now. Well, I mean, yeah, of course that doesn't count

[20:01:17] woman's a woman. Oh

[20:01:22] Yeah, of course that guys

[20:01:27] Dan are you gay?

[20:01:31] Yeah, you are yeah, Patty

[20:01:34] Yeah, Patty right

[20:01:45] Yeah, you're just gonna you're just standing there with

[20:01:50] Who is that? Let's do two block. That's right. Wait a block. Yeah

[20:01:57] No, that's not

[20:01:59] To block how's it going no no no no no no no no no no no to block a to block no no

[20:02:07] To block to block

[20:02:11] Yeah, no

[20:02:20] Yeah to block was one of the first people I remember city in this city watch your mouth to block

[20:02:27] You got the blower you got the blower watch your fucking mouth right now

[20:02:35] Because you can make a big mistake right now to block

[20:02:40] You got the blower

[20:02:43] Listen, I'm disassembling this blow. No, why I'm just

[20:02:49] You just blew a fucking car in the air

[20:02:51] I got to use the match force with fucking Fingledan. Yeah, we're supposed to match one.

[20:02:56] I just got arrested by the way.

[20:02:57] Whoa, why?

[20:02:59] Because I was in the courthouse, and I saw Fingledan and Fingledan was gambling.

[20:03:04] He said he was getting tickets or something, and I said, well, that's a waste of time.

[20:03:07] You're gonna lose it all. He said, no, he's not. I'm not gonna lose it all.

[20:03:10] I'm gonna be rich. And then he said something about a job, and I said, yeah, you should get a job dumbass.

[20:03:15] And he walked over and he punched me. So I punched him back, and then he started running.

[20:03:19] And I ran after him trying to chase him down to give him some justice and then you're fucking these cops arrested me

[20:03:30] No, no, it was simple assault

[20:03:36] I mean whatever man, you caught you caught a simple assault to happen. That's bullshit. It's finger

[20:03:41] Yeah, I mean single Dan's. Yeah, I know I had to fucking blow him down the other day. I was blowing him yesterday

[20:03:47] What the hell happened? I thought

[20:03:49] He was a cop. He's a factory reset man. I screamed out about yesterday. I mean, what does that make you not straight?

[20:03:58] What the fuck are you talking about?

[20:04:00] You blew it.

[20:04:01] So you were balling.

[20:04:02] You blew it was Peter.

[20:04:03] I blew him with a blow job, and then I shot his friend trying to stab Wrangler.

[20:04:07] Yeah, I blew him with two other guys in a room. There was a monkey there, and I pinned another guy up on a wall and some other person walked in.

[20:04:15] Why don't you not say I blew guy?

[20:04:17] I blew three guys in a hotel room no

[20:04:21] do not say you blew three guys in a hotel

[20:04:26] we're so gay why don't you just say I

[20:04:30] use my leaf blower oh yeah yeah right

[20:04:34] because that's what you mean right I

[20:04:37] don't realize in a mansion we blew them

[20:04:38] no don't you're leaving out critical

[20:04:42] guys in a mansion I leave you guys know

[20:04:44] when you say I blew him that means

[20:04:46] you you are insinuating that you gave a blow job I need one what's is this part of

[20:04:53] academy what's with that guy's hair he's a lawyer hey buddy you need to change

[20:04:58] your you need to dye your hair man you need to get rid of your hair

[20:05:03] It's different. Yeah, it's a different chain.

[20:05:05] It's a different chain.

[20:05:06] Oh, wait a sec.

[20:05:07] Hold on a sec.

[20:05:08] You absolutely have to get a haircut.

[20:05:10] Nope.

[20:05:11] You do. You need to.

[20:05:13] Wait a sec.

[20:05:14] Which one is the real bunch, guy?

[20:05:16] Wait, hold on a sec.

[20:05:18] I don't know what...

[20:05:19] Don't do this, Wrangler.

[20:05:21] I actually don't know.

[20:05:22] It would be lighter than mine.

[20:05:23] You need to get a haircut immediately.

[20:05:26] I can't.

[20:05:27] You can do that.

[20:05:28] You will do that.

[20:05:29] I like his hair.

[20:05:30] Hey, what's up, bitch?

[20:05:32] Long time no see man

[20:05:38] Hey, what's up, man?

[20:05:43] Hey, come on

[20:05:51] I'm not Bench Guy

[20:06:02] It's a DA man. He's you have to get a haircut you have to do that

[20:06:09] I'm letting you know right now I'm a multi multi multi multi millionaire. How much I'm just gonna cause

[20:06:18] No, I look I'm keeping the cuddle though. You're gonna do for a million dollars

[20:06:23] All right keep keep the color, but you got to get a haircut. Oh, I'd cut my arm for a million dollars low on my hair

[20:06:31] I mean what we can't get with a million dollars

[20:06:34] No, I'm not giving you a million. Yeah

[20:06:37] It's a little start. I'm gonna low ball you at 50k

[20:06:41] Like three Ferraris

[20:06:48] Okay, thank you so much. I appreciate that let's get them all it man. Thank you. No

[20:06:55] You do have to get a haircut

[20:06:58] Wrangler shut the fuck up

[20:07:00] Maybe I'll just go find someone that looks exactly like Mr. Randy Wrangler and have him go around pretend they're a couple day

[20:07:09] What about that? Well, I never asked them for impersonation. Oh, no, no, you know, they won't they won't nobody will know who to believe

[20:07:15] Because they'll look exactly like you and they'll just talk exactly like you

[20:07:21] Tell that tow trucker to put my calico down before I shoot

[20:07:24] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[20:07:27] Call it down!

[20:07:28] We need to relax, dude.

[20:07:29] You can't say that shit.

[20:07:31] What are you doing?

[20:07:32] If your car is illegally parked, then get over it.

[20:07:34] It wasn't illegally parked.

[20:07:36] I'm going to make you stop running around

[20:07:38] and talking on the radio.

[20:07:39] Of course it's illegally parked.

[20:07:40] I'm going crazy.

[20:07:41] Stop jumping.

[20:07:42] Don't tell him.

[20:07:43] Don't tell it.

[20:07:44] Hey, back up.

[20:07:45] You need to back away from Wrangler.

[20:07:47] You don't get to do that.

[20:07:48] You don't get to decide who gets shot.

[20:07:49] That's our job.

[20:07:51] Is it Mike?

[20:07:53] No, stop running and jumping.

[20:07:54] He's not being... He's not being...

[20:07:55] Karim.

[20:07:56] Somebody stop him.

[20:07:57] Come on, man.

[20:07:59] Sir, sir, do you know...

[20:08:00] Are you fucking...

[20:08:00] Whoa, whoa, whoa! He's trying to try to fucking do it!

[20:08:02] What are you doing?

[20:08:03] We're doing something!

[20:08:03] Oh my god!

[20:08:04] What are you doing?

[20:08:06] Stop!

[20:08:06] He stole my car!

[20:08:08] Karim, what the hell are you doing?

[20:08:09] He's towing the calico, bro.

[20:08:11] Are you fucking crazy?

[20:08:12] Pa!

[20:08:13] Are you actually...

[20:08:13] Oh, Jesus!

[20:08:14] It's Wrangler!

[20:08:16] You don't get...

[20:08:16] You don't get to do that.

[20:08:18] Exactly!

[20:08:19] No, sir!

[20:08:20] Big handsome man.

[20:08:21] No, this is my calico.

[20:08:28] I got this, I got this, hold on.

[20:08:31] Watch out!

[20:08:32] Rengler!

[20:08:33] Rengler, watch out!

[20:08:34] Oh, what's that?

[20:08:35] Is that done?

[20:08:36] Stay clear.

[20:08:37] Stay clear.

[20:08:38] Is that a gun?

[20:08:39] Get out of the car.

[20:08:40] It doesn't have keys.

[20:08:41] Oh, okay, never mind.

[20:08:42] False alarm.

[20:08:43] I took the keys out.

[20:08:44] Oh, damn.

[20:08:45] I didn't know you took the keys.

[20:08:46] Never mind.

[20:08:47] Is there anything to drink?

[20:08:48] I didn't know he took the keys, nevermind.

[20:08:50] Is there anything to drink?

[20:08:51] I do.

[20:08:52] Can I have something to drink?

[20:08:55] No.

[20:08:57] Can someone have something to drink that won't say,

[20:09:00] give me one or two?

[20:09:07] Whoa, he's shooting!

[20:09:09] He just shot the guy!

[20:09:11] Put your hands up, you crazy person!

[20:09:13] Somebody do something!

[20:09:14] What are you doing?

[20:09:17] I told him if he told us that he's getting shot.

[20:09:19] You just, well, that's premeditation.

[20:09:20] Oh no!

[20:09:24] I gotta make costs!

[20:09:25] What are you-

[20:09:26] Hey!

[20:09:27] Oh.

[20:09:28] Hurry up what the fuck, man!

[20:09:31] Shut that guy in front of like, 20 cops!

[20:09:36] Who is that guy?

[20:09:43] You are one sick fucking man!

[20:09:46] I should call an ambulance, right?

[20:09:50] Yes, god damn!

[20:09:52] Yes, please call an ambulance.

[20:09:54] Are you okay?

[20:09:55] I already got an EMO.

[20:09:56] Yeah, I'm fine.

[20:09:57] I'm fine.

[20:09:58] Are you getting hurt, Mirna?

[20:09:59] I already radiated.

[20:10:00] No, I don't think so, Dandy.

[20:10:01] I don't think so, Dandy.

[20:10:02] If you want it.

[20:10:03] What do you think?

[20:10:04] I don't think so.

[20:10:05] No, I don't think so.

[20:10:06] Is it restrained?

[20:10:07] Absolutely not.

[20:10:08] Oh, I most certainly will.

[20:10:09] I don't think so either.

[20:10:10] Easily.

[20:10:11] What now?

[20:10:12] They said to take him to the hospital.

[20:10:13] Yeah, he's okay.

[20:10:14] Fuck you, whatever your name is.

[20:10:15] I'm going to impound that car and I'm going to make sure I inventory it and

[20:10:22] I'm

[20:10:33] Okay, hold on you want to hold my hand? Yeah, thank you. I have to say

[20:10:41] Thank you, Dan. All right

[20:10:43] Thank you

[20:10:45] Okay

[20:10:46] Can you can you get this guy to the hospital?

[20:10:48] Yeah, we're not not you this woman here. What's your name?

[20:10:55] And if you ever change your mind about being monogamous I'm like totally here as well as you sweet cheeks

[20:11:03] Hey, uh, Yanni, can you read this man is rights?

[20:11:09] Yeah, you need to take him to the hospital Yanni read him is right

[20:11:13] Okay

[20:11:15] All right, all right. You have the right to remain silent everything you say what it can will be

[20:11:23] What the fuck

[20:11:27] Come on just keep going keep going

[20:11:33] Restart restart you're doing good. All right, you're what if I said it wrong wait did I say no no no you did you just come on

[20:11:39] Are you sure? Okay? Come on, Yanni. You have the right to remain silent

[20:11:44] Really everything you say and do will be held against you in the court of law. Oh my god

[20:11:53] Come on

[20:12:04] If you don't have the tree you are granted a free one

[20:12:20] Do you understand you do you understand what she just said? Hey, she understands?

[20:12:25] He understands rather. All right. Come on crew. You're not a woman. I don't think good job. He understands you did it

[20:12:35] Know you

[20:12:39] Requesting yapping firms

[20:12:42] Bad Jay, are you gonna say what you said?

[20:12:45] You can't do that you can't shoot people like that man. Let's fuck up. I worked hard for that calico

[20:12:55] You just uh did like

[20:12:58] It was pre-meditation, you know

[20:13:00] What does that mean?

[20:13:02] It means you plan to shoot that guy

[20:13:04] What does that mean?

[20:13:05] You planned it you plan to shoot him you shot a guy in the head man. You're going you're on jail for a long time for that

[20:13:13] Do I need to take any photos of the crime scene? No, I mean we just all watched him do it

[20:13:18] Not good cream. Oh, I worry that you're spiraling. I worked hard for that car

[20:13:35] Listen, I understand that but you can't kill people. I mean, is it really worth of someone's life?

[20:13:40] Yes, because I told him not to toy. I worked hard for it

[20:13:43] I didn't even park. He didn't even have the right to toy. I literally got out because the car was running out of gas

[20:13:48] So I was gonna ask someone for a gas

[20:13:50] And he's like the toilet

[20:13:54] Well, look, I have everything but your food and water. Okay. Oh

[20:13:57] God, oh

[20:14:06] Not good not good at all

[20:14:21] Like like attempted first-degree murder. This is a this is cream saint. Yeah

[20:14:37] Just getting it up quite a bit. Oh my god

[20:14:44] Yeah, he's a bad guy. You're a bad boy. Yeah, why are you a bad boy sir? He's not he's not a good guy

[20:14:53] Sir, why are you doing this?

[20:14:56] You're right cream. I worked hard for the cow. Okay, listen. Here's your charges, okay?

[20:15:05] I

[20:15:08] Tempted first-degree murder cream in a lawful possession of firearm that's it. That's all you're getting

[20:15:13] How much time is that 170 months one eleven thousand seven hundred eighty nine dollars?

[20:15:20] I'm sorry. I'll them a hundred seventy. Oh my god. Well, you told us you were gonna shoot a guy in the head

[20:15:26] And then just walked over and did in front of all of us. Well, I

[20:15:29] So you guys I told him oh like a majority no no

[20:15:35] No, you said you said I'm gonna shoot that guy if he doesn't like if he doesn't stop her

[20:15:45] If you play guilty, I'll take off 70 months. That's pretty good

[20:15:51] One more condition. Can you hear why I shot it? All right

[20:15:56] Hold on

[20:16:03] I spent three weeks trying to get the Calico man, right? It blew up four times and tow truckers are always trying to tow it and the car was running out of gas, okay?

[20:16:16] So I stopped and it's gonna ask someone for gas and they were very eager to tow such an expensive car

[20:16:22] And I didn't like that guy anyway, just because of the way he looked and I just I didn't want to shoot him

[20:16:29] I didn't want to shoot him

[20:16:31] But he told my very expensive Calico that I worked hard for and and I just I don't know

[20:16:36] It's just a car man. He could have gotten it back

[20:16:40] Yeah, but he had right the toilet

[20:16:42] Well, the meter wasn't paid or anything right?

[20:16:47] Why were you out of gas?

[20:16:49] Because it's a Calico and it takes like a tear gas. It sounds like a bad investment. Not really. It's super fast

[20:16:55] I'm not out of like six chases with it. It's a Calico and it eats your ass. I don't know how much was that

[20:17:00] like 70k I spent a lot of money on it and this guy had the nerve to just

[20:17:07] throw it right in front of me it's regarding my feelings it hurt it didn't

[20:17:13] it didn't feel right he was hurting my feelings so it's 70k for that core yeah

[20:17:19] just about seems like a lot of money it is a my line of work yeah anyway it's

[20:17:27] just I felt my feelings were hurt so I shot for that song enough for a fucking

[20:17:33] lifetime okay well that I mean I mean it's not worth killing a person I need

[20:17:53] therapy but nobody you should you should go to the hospital I mean it's

[20:17:59] completely restructured and shit but they're probably there was also this

[20:18:05] Nice woman with orange hair was very talkative. Yeah, orange. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure I'm sure she would love to listen and talk to you

[20:18:13] Probably yeah, well, I'm a joke you guys set up a week for me to get therapy

[20:18:17] So no more people have to get shot. Well, what's your number? I'll give it to you. I can ask you right? Yeah

[20:18:21] Yeah

[20:18:26] Sure, here you go at least about effort. I didn't want to shoot him. My number is 555 7769

[20:18:39] five five five seven seven six nine yep what and what was your name one more

[20:18:45] time sir kareem st right yeah all right mr. st we're gonna get you set up

[20:18:51] with therapy and I'm sure everything will go just fine before you get sent

[20:18:54] off you're getting sued by the torch work drivers oh my how do you feel

[20:19:01] now how are your feelings oh don't worry I'll be with you

[20:19:06] it's gonna be put in I'm just ha rooms get to the total drivers yeah also they're

[20:19:15] saying it's for a hate crime oh my god racist Korean not a saintly hate crime

[20:19:24] what what was even a nationality maybe I grab was Jewish I am not Connie

[20:19:32] I don't know why I don't you know save that for the judge. I don't I think what hate crime

[20:19:39] It wasn't we hate crime at all

[20:19:41] Well, you said that you felt like you hated him because he was doing cars. He can't shoot minorities man

[20:19:46] It's fucked up. He doesn't even look like my already. Wow. Oh trucking. Well, what do minorities look like?

[20:19:56] See

[20:19:58] Looks like

[20:20:00] Yeah me what's your

[20:20:02] Yeah

[20:20:05] Just saying I it wasn't a hate. Can you do that? Can you really sue for a hate crime?

[20:20:10] Oh, I mean you can sue for anything. It's America. No, we know it's

[20:20:15] Maybe I yeah, what's the premise of that?

[20:20:20] Well, maybe I'm gonna sue him now why you didn't he didn't shoot you though. He made me shoot him

[20:20:25] I

[20:20:28] Mean drive you want what?

[20:20:32] He knew I was emotional stable I give multiple warnings and he disregarded those warnings he didn't go to the cops

[20:20:37] He didn't say hey this guy threatened me or nothing. He went right through the action

[20:20:41] Of course, you need to shoot him so if anything it's his fault. He got shot in the head

[20:20:44] Look man. I got you should have told you a judge. I have no idea

[20:20:49] Well, it's still his fault. He got shot in the head. Hopefully he learned his lesson and I'm sorry that I

[20:20:57] You guys gotta keep paper work now, sorry.

[20:21:00] Sorry.

[20:21:02] We don't know the law, we just force it, sir.

[20:21:05] Sorry, we couldn't give you legal.

[20:21:07] No, no, no, no, we know the law.

[20:21:09] Wrangler knows the law.

[20:21:11] No, we know the law.

[20:21:13] Yeah, we know the law, sir.

[20:21:17] Well, I'm not sorry for shooting him in the head.

[20:21:20] Alright, is there no doubt to be your last words?

[20:21:25] Say something cool.

[20:21:27] Uh, I'm Karim Saint and I'm an old terrorist

[20:21:42] Hey, is that what you guys saw out there?

[20:21:47] It's been eight hours and a half

[20:21:49] It's been

[20:21:51] It's been?

[20:21:55] Is it time to call it?

[20:22:09] It's a mission but I'm tired

[20:22:29] What are you guys talking about?

[20:22:31] Hey, what's up?

[20:22:33] So you running the FIB again there, uh, bunch of-

[20:22:35] No, I'm not

[20:22:39] Oh, okay

[20:22:41] What now?

[20:22:49] Just now, I'm not now doing that

[20:22:51] I mean you got that leaf blower now. Maybe that could get you on your feet. Maybe you just like some landscaping

[20:22:57] Yeah, you know actually I do block was just talking about that

[20:23:01] Have a landscaping and industrial services company. Yep, get a van

[20:23:11] Well, hey, you know your other

[20:23:18] That just happened

[20:23:23] Voluntary manslaughter when it was self-defense and they charge two witnesses with accessory because they corroborate our story

[20:23:32] Hey, right, do you think this is okay? I mean your cop you gotta learn how to make your own judgment calls and shit

[20:23:40] Okay, I think this one you can send

[20:23:43] Because I'm not trying to go to jail again

[20:23:45] I

[20:23:47] Don't take a while to get to the hospital and get myself treated. Is that yes or no?

[20:23:54] Really want to know how far I go right? So is a are you is a yes or no? It's a yes

[20:24:08] Thank you, I think she clipped the break right to you man. Oh

[20:24:13] I'm a lieutenant

[20:24:15] Okay, I don't know. I don't know

[20:24:19] What about you guys?

[20:24:20] Yeah, I want to go now too.

[20:24:21] You should probably move out for money to the bridge though.

[20:24:24] I've never experienced like that.

[20:24:25] What happened?

[20:24:26] Like so, uh, that was amazing.

[20:24:29] Wait, what?

[20:24:30] Actually, you're a captain.

[20:24:32] No, I'm not.

[20:24:33] Captain Randy Wrangler.

[20:24:35] No, Lieutenant Randy.

[20:24:36] Captain Randy Wrangler.

[20:24:37] I'm working towards it.

[20:24:38] But right now it's Lieutenant.

[20:24:39] I know.

[20:24:40] It doesn't roll off the top of the show.

[20:24:42] All right, does anyone else want to take a trip?

[20:24:44] Yes.

[20:24:45] Hell no.

[20:24:46] Honestly, you could, oh, maybe this could be your job.

[20:24:48] You can do blowjobs.

[20:24:50] I'm not doing blowjobs, Randy.

[20:24:53] So I would like a blowjob.

[20:24:55] I'm going to need $1,000 if you want to take this.

[20:24:57] Yeah, $1,000 blowjobs.

[20:24:59] Yeah, that's an expensive blowjob.

[20:25:00] I'll need $500.

[20:25:01] I need $500.

[20:25:03] Listen, I got $198,000.

[20:25:05] I'll take $300.

[20:25:07] OK.

[20:25:08] All right, you guys.

[20:25:09] Wait, hang on.

[20:25:10] Did I just give it a cry?

[20:25:10] Yeah, you sure did.

[20:25:11] Are you ready?

[20:25:12] Yes?

[20:25:13] Do you consent to this?

[20:25:15] I consent.

[20:25:16] Oh my god, he's all right

[20:25:31] You're gonna go out there

[20:25:35] Think okay Wrangler

[20:25:38] Sergeant or Lieutenant one of those they want us to know what fucking self-defence is okay. That was incredible

[20:25:45] Really bad. Well, what happened? My apologies. I know the clock out there

[20:25:49] Okay, so I would like I said I got a lawn care business, right? Yeah

[20:25:55] So I just got some chainsaws to use for for cutting hedges cutting bushes turn the weeds

[20:26:03] Okay, so I just got one of those one of my employees gave it to me. Just bought it for me. So it's trying

[20:26:12] Okay, anyway, so I start trying this shit out on some weeds and this lady

[20:26:17] Just random lady walking on a sidewalk didn't like that. I was doing it ran up

[20:26:21] Sort of punching me in the back of the head. She me three different times before I could get my goddamn balance

[20:26:26] I didn't know what was going on. So I turn around with the chainsaw. She runs right into me

[20:26:32] With I just hold the chainsaw in between

[20:26:36] She ran into my chainsaw and she was attacking me viciously while I had a chainsaw out

[20:26:42] So she had to be fucking crazy. Okay

[20:26:44] The level of force she gave and the way that she did it was a huge threat.

[20:26:50] What am I supposed to drop my fucking chainsaw on the ground, right?

[20:26:53] And chop my feet off?

[20:26:55] What am I supposed to do?

[20:26:56] So I turn around, she runs into my chainsaw.

[20:26:58] Well, Air One shows up like literally 30, 45 seconds after this happens, maybe a minute.

[20:27:04] While I'm trying to also run from other people who are angry at me for no reason.

[20:27:09] And then the police come up, she said that wasn't self-defense.

[20:27:13] And she gave me

[20:27:15] Like what voluntary manslaughter would you like your cock? We saw two witnesses who want involved said that yes that happened

[20:27:22] He's up to fit it himself and she gave them accessory. What are you good?

[20:27:26] Did you run from the cops is that what you said? No, I didn't run from the cops. I didn't comply that didn't run

[20:27:33] Nothing happened. I literally stayed on the scene bald man of the black shirt. Yeah, and so two other people

[20:27:40] Yeah, I got called number one and said that I chainsaw the lady. That's all basically said chainsawing a hot dog stand

[20:27:49] The hot dog stand was right where the weeds were I actually hit the hot dog stand

[20:27:53] But it did like your damage on the on the weeds on the pier

[20:27:56] Yeah, there's some weeds on the gutter right there the little little weeds growing out of the other metal great right there between the concrete and the

[20:28:03] in the metal I

[20:28:04] I just want to see like can I can I trim those and

[20:28:08] By the way, those fucking weeds are hardest here. You I couldn't get them out

[20:28:20] Did not walk away I ran away from the other three individuals running at me

[20:28:25] And just like a hundred feet down the pier did not run out of the whole area just from the people attacking me

[20:28:31] And I tell this to the police and they're like no not not self-defense. I mean, it's not

[20:28:37] What it is and even the ADA agree with me local

[20:28:43] Using a chainsaw against somebody punching you who's not self-defense

[20:28:46] So if you get punched three times in the back of the head over and over again getting dazed

[20:28:51] And then you got your gun out you're not gonna turn around and shoot the person

[20:28:55] All right, 80 months for a little guy. You don't know if they got a club. You don't know what they have in there

[20:29:00] Doesn't matter they're punching you so you punch them back or tackle them or something

[20:29:04] You don't fucking pull a chainsaw. Oh, you use the chainsaw

[20:29:08] It dropping the chainsaw on the ground cut your own feet off for your legs you can turn the chainsaws off, you know

[20:29:14] Oh, yeah, let me just like fiddle with it turn it off while I'm getting beat over the back of the head

[20:29:21] Wait, don't be insulted as you have like a weapon as I had the chainsaw out

[20:29:26] trying to see if I could cut the weeds with it. Yeah. I mean, why don't you just take this? Oh

[20:29:31] No, I think the ADA gonna drop. Oh, I told you because I thought maybe she was a higher like ranked in her

[20:29:38] I don't know what she did. Well, I can't I mean I can't drop it, but I mean listen man. No, no, no

[20:29:42] I'm not saying you dropped. I already talked to the ADA. They said they're gonna probably drop it. I

[20:29:46] Was just saying could you give her some like discipline every action? I could I could talk to you

[20:29:51] That's fine

[20:29:55] We were you could take it to court and get the self-defense law change

[20:30:01] Well, I don't think it's gonna go to court they already dropped the charges on the witnesses that they charge with

[20:30:08] No, that's being even force

[20:30:11] Well, but here's the thing though. There's also like a threat, you know, that's why I got the one

[20:30:16] Well, there's a threat level too, so you have to use equivalent force so

[20:30:25] But here's the thing though if someone's hitting you from the back of their head and that's very that's a lot of fucking fucking force

[20:30:30] You don't know what's happening to you. You know, it's a little different than just this fighting someone in the bar

[20:30:38] Exactly

[20:30:48] whatever okay well whoa gotta do all that I was just talking about that one

[20:30:53] specific office okay I'll look at their crime literally everywhere

[20:30:59] that's where you coming back yeah all right bitch guy all right take care

[20:31:05] dude what come on Yanni I guess we're fine car and regular you see my holsters

[20:31:22] Anywhere

[20:31:25] No, I'm aware those be you go look if you want to go to the car

[20:31:35] Where's the car going?

[20:31:39] How do the parking lot?

[20:31:47] For here what the hell Wrangler what you just ripped your own fucking door off. I don't care about that shit

[20:31:54] I guess. What do you do? Uh, do you need to, uh, leave a space open?

[20:32:00] Who's in it? No, I don't know. We probably should actually.

[20:32:04] Uh, well, what are you doing, Yanni? Well, I think I might go to, you know, it's kind of late.

[20:32:11] I might, it's tired. All right. Yanni wants to go to bed so it works out.

[20:32:14] Look, here, come on, uh, come on, but I gotta go. Yanni, uh, you did good.

[20:32:18] Are you coming around another time or what are you doing? Yeah. Yeah, this was a good day.

[20:32:22] yeah what this was a good day yeah we'll we'll get you in whenever you want

[20:32:35] okay show up and I'll take you out your name is Yanni no it's Laurel yeah that's

[20:32:44] what I'm saying Laurel I'm saying I'm saying your name is Laurel your name is

[20:32:51] one of the memes from ten years ago what the hell are you talking about all you

[20:32:59] need to see a jerkin jerkin ma penis jerk in the penis oh yeah jerk in the penis

[20:33:06] jerk in the penis so I got a long a clock off clock out

[20:33:12] And you know I have to

[20:33:17] duty

[20:33:18] I don't know about this PD Wrangler

[20:33:21] You're talking about like here. Where's mission row? Oh, it's there. Yeah. Well, yeah

[20:33:28] Now I'm just not too sure about this PD

[20:33:34] Nice, who are you saluting?

[20:33:40] all of you

[20:33:42] That's good keep it up. Yeah, Wrangler. How come this lady won't talk to me?

[20:33:50] You're not a cop

[20:33:52] What?

[20:33:54] Yeah, you're not a cop.

[20:33:56] Yeah, you're an agent or something, right?

[20:33:58] How?

[20:34:00] Have I ever met you in my life?

[20:34:02] Yes.

[20:34:04] Have I ever met you before?

[20:34:06] Yes.

[20:34:07] How would you know anything about me at all?

[20:34:09] You said it in person like ten minutes ago.

[20:34:11] I didn't say that at all.

[20:34:13] Someone did.

[20:34:15] Street stock?

[20:34:17] No.

[20:34:19] No. We were all in a group.

[20:34:21] Did the streets talk about me?

[20:34:24] Oh, I thought you said your your streets talking me. Wait, is that what you said? No, did the streets talk about me? Oh, yeah

[20:34:33] Really?

[20:34:35] Yeah, I mean

[20:34:40] I don't want to be here

[20:34:43] I want to go to MRPD see you Johnny I

[20:34:47] Know I'm thinking about just operating out there and just fucking running

[20:34:52] Right out of that you guys ending back out there. Yeah, come on. We're gonna go down our PD and do a lot

[20:35:14] Yeah, we got a really sour look on your face. Oh, yeah, congratulations. Oh me. Yeah

[20:35:20] It's fucking deroges fault

[20:35:24] What's it? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa?

[20:35:27] Whoa, whoa, what's wrong? I'm in trouble for having a sexual history

[20:35:32] I'm angry it makes no sense if I'm a virgin

[20:35:36] He should be one buddy. So like now you're sounds like now you really are gonna have a sexual history

[20:35:45] Did it

[20:35:50] The dog

[20:35:52] He could sleep in the cock chair for all I care

[20:35:54] the one confused uh oh well i mean of course he's not a virgin you guys are

[20:36:01] like in your in your 20s right i'm 30 oh god

[20:36:08] well is that supposed to be in your 30s yes holy well yeah you shouldn't go do

[20:36:17] a lap you shouldn't you shouldn't be a virgin well i don't see you jumping

[20:36:24] up the chance to change it. What? I listen. I can't do that. I can't do that. I can't

[20:36:35] do that stuff with coworkers because if I were to show you the pleasures of a grown man's

[20:36:42] erect penis in your vagina, such as mine, penis, I mean, not vagina, then you wouldn't

[20:36:48] be able to get any work done. You have a vagina? No. You know what? You know what? If your sex

[20:36:55] game is as bad as your hair, I'd pass it away. Are you just gonna take that? I don't know. She's

[20:37:04] probably upset or something. I don't know why she... I'm just gonna sit on the fence here. Don't

[20:37:08] tell her that. Is that how you lost your virginity? No. I don't want to talk about it.

[20:37:18] What do you not want to talk about?

[20:37:21] Okay, well we don't have to, no one's gonna force you to talk about it.

[20:37:24] No, that probably some sort of workplace, uh, issue.

[20:37:28] I banged my co-worker in the back of an OfficeMax.

[20:37:32] What?

[20:37:33] OfficeMax, God, I will alone you.

[20:37:35] What the hell's an OfficeMax?

[20:37:37] 27.

[20:37:38] Oh my, no you're not.

[20:37:40] Yeah, I am.

[20:37:41] OfficeMax.

[20:37:42] Yeah.

[20:37:43] Like where the, where they have the demo desks?

[20:37:47] desks I was doing I was doing summer work before college and

[20:37:54] Sexual escapades in the motor pool to roast or I was supposed to talk about it

[20:38:02] Like a normal person let's go back on duty streets are calling

[20:38:07] Won't you get up see actually you know what can you be mad at him again for me why why just make that face of him again?

[20:38:15] piece of shit phone hold on

[20:38:22] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm looking at you.

[20:38:25] Yeah, hold that look. Hold that look.

[20:38:27] Hold that look.

[20:38:29] Yeah, you wanted to get buried to me, but you're not even a virgin.

[20:38:33] You're fucked up. I don't like that.

[20:38:35] Yeah, I'm gonna do a presentation on why we shouldn't allow dating within the PD.

[20:38:40] Just because you're not gonna get a ass, Ranglor.

[20:38:43] This is a meeting you can take it out on everybody else.

[20:38:45] Listen, I had sex with 40 women on the way to work today.

[20:38:49] No, you didn't.

[20:38:50] No, you didn't.

[20:38:51] Yes, I did.

[20:38:52] Peter I'm paid. I was just walking and they were like there he is the man with the magic penis

[20:38:57] They tell nobody said that to you. Yes, they do. It's like RGB or something

[20:39:02] Uh, it is RGB

[20:39:05] real giga big

[20:39:08] real girthy

[20:39:10] big

[20:39:13] RGB

[20:39:14] I don't know what half those words made but i'm doubting them all

[20:39:18] Yeah, you know what real or big means

[20:39:21] I know what big means but I don't know what girthy is a girthy is quite a long word so it kind of works

[20:39:26] It's six wasn't six. Well, it's six letters. It's two syllables. Are you a conneder?

[20:39:31] Are you a ride-along? Don't worry about what I am. It's classified

[20:39:35] Connect go ahead and do laps for this man's insolence. I did for it. He's not diabetic

[20:39:42] Insolent insolent insolent

[20:39:45] You know insolence has been not girthy

[20:39:48] I'm not a fucking moron

[20:39:51] Well, it sounds like you're not a fucking anything what you and

[20:39:58] DeRosh know I can spot a virgin from a mile away and you're standing six inches

[20:40:05] in front of me which is overestimation of your penis six times yeah you might

[20:40:09] want to get your prescription changed because I'll have you know women scream

[20:40:15] about how great I am at sex they scream it out and they do know they don't

[20:40:19] respectfully I don't think I've heard one woman talk about

[20:40:22] the sexual

[20:40:23] had a rose actually because I'm not first off all right

[20:40:26] I'm gonna be honest to Roche I'm I we were gonna need to talk I think

[20:40:31] oh okay yes sir because uh I'm considering firing you we're demoting you

[20:40:37] wow I think that you uh being in a relationship with a

[20:40:42] subordinate is a little appropriate there's a bit of a power dynamic there

[20:40:46] and uh... it's high and and then you're bragging about how you uh...

[20:40:51] had uh... your first sexual assault was that at work again i'm sorry to see

[20:40:54] pattern of where the two predator

[20:40:57] he said office man it was a program we would have sex by now and we have it

[20:41:01] well maybe he's maybe he's grooming

[20:41:04] i mean have you ever had a relationship outside of the workplace

[20:41:07] near you

[20:41:08] yeah you do it

[20:41:11] how many times have you had intercourse with women

[20:41:15] That I could neither I'm not gonna disclose it much my kids

[20:41:28] I'm not talking about today. I mean total

[20:41:36] About like 10% of what I've done today, and I'm not I mean take my lunch break yet

[20:41:40] Wait, have you actually kept track of how many times you've had sex?

[20:41:45] Yeah, this happens. Oh, yeah, then he's no no no no no 23 23 no 23 partners. What is this?

[20:41:54] Partner, oh you do you like men too what's this lady frothing? Yeah, I don't discriminate me. So yeah, so yes to answer your question

[20:42:02] Another another gay cow

[20:42:05] frothing at the mouth. Oh

[20:42:08] Love the lap. Well, anyways, see you guys later

[20:42:11] It's actually left in it

[20:42:22] This car sucks wrangler

[20:42:36] Sorry, your boyfriend's a whore

[20:42:39] You're gonna marry him

[20:42:43] You know usually you check the top shelf before you go straight to the bargain bed. I'll think about it

[20:42:49] Well, I would have picked you right out there with them. I'm too much man for you

[20:42:56] You can't quench my sexual desire

[20:42:59] He's got that really good. She was

[20:43:02] What in the fuck did you just say?

[20:43:20] Crazy kids

[20:43:21] Hey, did you just pay that meter?

[20:43:27] Did you just pay that meter?

[20:43:31] Yeah

[20:43:33] What did you just do to a guy in blue shirt?

[20:43:37] Yeah, just walked up to it and I looked at it

[20:43:40] Well, I don't pull these things out to get air

[20:43:43] Make sure you pay it. Okay. Are you flipping me off? Oh my god

[20:43:48] Good day guys. I thought very neighborly

[20:43:52] That's guys

[20:43:54] I'm starving Wrangler

[20:43:56] Here I give you a money shot meal

[20:43:58] No, it sounds good. I'll give you a pizza sir. I'll take a pizza too. I'm really

[20:44:04] hungry.

[20:44:08] Eatin in front of you instead.

[20:44:17] What? That was great. Here I got some fish on a stick. Where's the money shot?

[20:44:24] I ate it man. You just said you were gonna give it to me. Yeah I know but it's

[20:44:30] just so damn good it just smelled so good fuck is wrong with you I'm hungry I

[20:44:37] love money shots yeah you definitely do I'm sure I don't know if this meeting

[20:44:54] classified I could always cure the perimeter if you need this is we're

[20:44:57] not having a meeting for me yep here it is there it is now this is the classic

[20:45:02] right here Jesus this is this is what I'm see this is what I'm talking about

[20:45:18] Wrangler we going into the back door side door there it is oh man it sounds

[20:45:31] like someone's downstairs there's something there she is there's the

[20:45:36] office over here I think hello the fuck is that noise hello yeah what

[20:45:49] that there was a noise hello what is that noise yeah what's going on up there

[20:46:01] is that what is that what am I hearing okay now as you can see yeah I

[20:46:21] I arrested this guy.

[20:46:22] You don't mind if I shoot him.

[20:46:23] Yeah, that was fucked up of you.

[20:46:25] Yeah, why'd you arrest him?

[20:46:27] Yeah, that's bullshit.

[20:46:28] Yeah, talk to this guy, Wrangler.

[20:46:30] Shoot this guy out.

[20:46:31] He chased him.

[20:46:32] Yeah, and then he chased him down across multiple streets.

[20:46:36] Who cares?

[20:46:37] Fingledan's a fucking asshole.

[20:46:38] That's what I said.

[20:46:39] He's still a crime.

[20:46:41] No, come on, man.

[20:46:43] Yeah, you need to take that off my record right now.

[20:46:46] I can't do that.

[20:46:47] I mean, Fingal Dan is a deranged psychopath, and he's betrayed me.

[20:46:52] I don't disagree that he is a deranged psychopath, but he still can't be chasing after him to punch him.

[20:46:58] Yes, I can.

[20:46:59] Did Fingal Dan go to jail?

[20:47:01] No, he got away.

[20:47:03] Jesus Christ.

[20:47:04] So you overest bench guy over Fingal Dan?

[20:47:09] You're out of your mind.

[20:47:11] We sent troopers after him, he just got away.

[20:47:13] Well, what were you doing?

[20:47:15] I had him.

[20:47:16] Okay, could you have chased? Who was he chasing? Fingal Dan?

[20:47:19] Yeah, I was chasing him because he punched him. And then he was chasing you.

[20:47:23] Did you see Fingal Dan running away?

[20:47:25] I said troopers after him.

[20:47:27] Yeah, I hopped over. Wow, we said troopers after him on media.

[20:47:30] So hold on. So why didn't you keep chasing Fingal Dan?

[20:47:34] Because I had him in cuffs.

[20:47:36] You put this eye in cuffs after he just had some guy pulling an AR on me?

[20:47:39] I put him in cuffs for that.

[20:47:42] You should take him out of cuffs, man.

[20:47:44] You just you just made him a prime target. Thank you Wrangler

[20:47:48] Well, he committed a crime. I put him cuts told me what happened

[20:47:50] I said, all right

[20:47:51] Well, let me take you over to RPD because we already sent troopers chasing after Fingal. It's just Fingal happened to get away

[20:47:57] He pulled a fucking AK on me

[20:48:01] You said I had a knife and I didn't have a knife. That's what I was told

[20:48:05] I was told you had a knife and you were chasing his ass

[20:48:08] What do you think I just go around fucking stabbing Fingal Dan?

[20:48:11] Motherfucker have you met people in this state? It's possible. Of course. I have I mean I've been a little sold 7 p.m. Oh

[20:48:19] Don't listen. I understand what you I'm not chewing you out. I'm just saying that next time and I'm not saying to

[20:48:27] Give Ben Shai any leniency. I'm just saying that you should what's the opposite of leniency

[20:48:33] No, don't do that. That's going too hard. Well, what is it? What's a word?

[20:48:37] I don't know what the hell is the word.

[20:48:39] I don't actually know what the opposite of leniency is.

[20:48:44] Yeah.

[20:48:45] Like a discipline or something.

[20:48:48] Being more harsh?

[20:48:49] Yeah.

[20:48:50] Well, whatever the opposite of leniency, just do that to Fingoldan.

[20:48:53] Yeah.

[20:48:54] Oh, I usually do.

[20:48:55] Right.

[20:48:56] I was on Troopers right after him.

[20:48:58] Yeah.

[20:48:59] I'd rather have more units on Fingoldan than I would Bench Guy and Cuffs is what

[20:49:05] I said.

[20:49:06] want to pull this on you earlier but do you know who I am I know who I am you do

[20:49:12] know who I am nope well your bench guy the guy arrested probably but you know who

[20:49:18] I am though come on you know I know you have J bands from the mall she has no

[20:49:25] idea I have no idea who you are look are those shoes no they're like knock off

[20:49:31] I didn't say knock off I said they're really cheap at the mall yeah knock off

[20:49:46] same thing that's not what it no that's not what a knockoff is I'm gonna

[20:49:53] tell you who I am all right okay do you know who you arrested bench guy you just

[20:50:02] arrested the man who sat on a bench outside Burger Shot for months and months like Gandhi

[20:50:09] you understand that yeah I don't what what's so you don't do that you don't do that ever

[20:50:17] burger shot huh what's so important were you homeless no I'm not homeless I've got a well

[20:50:25] I'm not saying you are homeless I've got my own building when you did that okay no

[20:50:31] Huh, why were you sitting on a bench outside of burger shop for months?

[20:50:35] All right, let me tell you something. Do you know what nutsackie is?

[20:50:38] Nope, I better not be attacking notes. You ever been to burger shop downtown. I

[20:50:43] Been to the burger shop all

[20:50:46] Notes downtown, you know Shelly runs it

[20:50:49] No

[20:50:51] this burger shot what now shelly the g-pop that shirt off ppcom come up sexualizing

[20:50:58] that saki's the restaurant across a burger shot and for months and months they were operating a

[20:51:03] money laundering scheme and they're fucking they're in their place of business okay so i had to sit

[20:51:09] on that bench and take notes of who was going in and out every day okay day and night that's what

[20:51:15] i was doing on that bench yeah good night you know why i was doing that what's the damage is

[20:51:20] classified and I can't tell you okay but rest assured if you ever okay if you ever

[20:51:26] put me in cuffs again you're probably just doing your job all right I'm gonna

[20:51:35] say like don't do but don't do that don't do that don't do it but don't but

[20:51:42] don't actually do that or else it's gonna be bad you're saying what I'm

[20:51:49] If I say I'm gonna arrest you I'm telling you right now if you arrest me for anything, it's gonna be bad for you

[20:51:55] I'm talking about we're talking about career-ending shit here. Do you understand? That's fine

[20:52:01] That's fine. Yeah, if I arrest you for committing a crime and I get fired for it

[20:52:07] Listen, I'm to be clear this is between you guys. I'm not gonna fire anyone for arresting you

[20:52:11] Yeah, I didn't think I was gonna get fired for arresting somebody committing your crime

[20:52:14] Well, I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm going to

[20:52:16] But I don't know who he knows so I know some very very powerful people all I know is that you sat on a bench across from burger shop

[20:52:26] Do you really want to mess with a man who's capable of doing something like that? I mean, there's a lot of people who do that

[20:52:33] I don't know

[20:52:35] There's not there's really not

[20:52:38] There are not a lot of people in this city people do it every day. They don't do it outside of burger shop

[20:52:43] Yeah

[20:52:48] Let's cut all the bullshit

[20:52:57] Yeah

[20:53:01] All right

[20:53:04] All right, we're good apology. All right. Apologize. All right. It wasn't an apology. Thank you for a ball

[20:53:10] Wasn't an apology. Yes, you did

[20:53:13] I was gonna say I'm sorry for disappointing you on that, but she didn't though.

[20:53:16] I'm learning so much.

[20:53:19] Don't learn from that.

[20:53:21] Learn from me.

[20:53:22] Good learn.

[20:53:23] Go for here, Rockford.

[20:53:27] Well, I sure did.

[20:53:28] All four cameras.

[20:53:29] I'd rather learn from you.

[20:53:30] Stop!

[20:53:30] Jerk in the penis.

[20:53:31] Fucking!

[20:53:32] Jerk in the penis.

[20:53:33] Stop fucking!

[20:53:34] Yeah, yeah, that Barry's and Creamy guy outside the room.

[20:53:37] Rockford.

[20:53:38] This is the old armor.

[20:53:39] I used to buy my scars right here.

[20:53:41] Whoa.

[20:53:42] Yeah, now you can buy a sniper rifle here.

[20:53:44] I don't want a sniper. I want my scar

[20:53:48] I mean you got a leaf blower

[20:53:50] It's a leaf blower. That's not a weapon. I thought we're gonna go to the captain's office. Yeah, let's say they'll sit in here for a little bit

[20:54:01] This is what we used to do. I'm not standing. We gotta get back to this

[20:54:29] Look at us Wrangler. It's just like old times. We really gotta get back to doing this. We have to

[20:54:47] Why don't you why don't you pull a cadet in here?

[20:54:52] All right, let me take a look. Yeah, you do that. I'm gonna get changed. I can't I can't wear this

[20:55:12] Hey Ronnie Baggins, who is that?

[20:55:15] All right, come on down to

[20:55:18] MRPD and

[20:55:22] There's a woman in the hotel a hose shine get hose shine and put her in cuffs and bring her down here, too. Okay

[20:55:30] Got it

[20:55:34] RPD Lobby put her in cuffs bring her to MRPD meet me in my office

[20:55:45] Because my phone is

[20:55:47] Did oh gee get the damn shirt off pee-pee koon-kum you guys are gonna get in trouble

[20:56:14] sub

[20:56:21] Trying to figure out do it. I'm telling you guys

[20:56:29] You're gonna get in trouble. I'm telling you it was a nice subathon. I don't think it ends tonight. Do you think it will?

[20:56:54] I think it's gonna be sketchy tonight. I think I think tonight's gonna get a little dicey

[20:57:04] You don't think you oh

[20:57:13] Man the world's got a flow

[20:57:28] We'll see man, Oilers could be tapped, but if it does last until 10am, that's when the promotion starts and then people can really start pumping.

[20:57:37] You'll be guarding the door sir.

[20:58:05] Yeah, yeah, one second. I'm just fucking with something real quick.

[20:58:08] No, no, you're good.

[20:58:15] And he said plus three hours.

[20:58:17] So like, five, we'll do 540.

[20:58:23] That's a nice guy.

[20:59:00] And I'll test it myself, it's not a good guy.

[20:59:02] DJ Dave with five gifted yeah thank you for helping me test yep all right

[21:00:14] that's right nice saying plus 60 seconds I don't know why though just ignore

[21:00:31] I mean, it's not actually six.

[21:00:52] She's reporting one of her weapons is either missing or something.

[21:00:57] Oh, you guys got to pump this.

[21:00:59] Oh, that's like, what, like, seven?

[21:01:06] Oh, man.

[21:01:08] That's a sketchy time.

[21:01:12] Play the song again.

[21:01:13] I played it once, man.

[21:01:16] Just pretend it's on.

[21:01:20] God, that's a sketchy time.

[21:01:28] Yes, I keen. Thank you so much for the gifted sub. Oh my god. Oh my god guys wrangles.

[21:01:43] I gifted good. Oh my god. Good. That's good. We just now if everyone just does that once if

[21:01:52] L everyone just does what Elbedo did one time. Right. Oh, you don't want this. You do not

[21:02:02] Not one of us at 30k something.

[21:02:03] This guy's at 912 plus 123 Eclipse.

[21:02:05] You don't.

[21:02:06] You'll help out.

[21:02:08] Good job, Fatal.

[21:02:09] I mean, if I get T-Size.

[21:02:11] Yes.

[21:02:12] He has my voice line for us.

[21:02:15] This is actually what we need.

[21:02:16] I'm literally sending that clip to my lawyer.

[21:02:18] And I'm just gonna be doing it.

[21:02:19] Laundra pop.

[21:02:20] Yup.

[21:02:21] I gifted.

[21:02:22] When I got A-Till last time for talking to shit,

[21:02:23] you put me as an lawyer.

[21:02:24] Fatal mistake with five.

[21:02:24] This is actually what we need.

[21:02:25] We actually do need this.

[21:02:26] Thank you, Fatal.

[21:02:28] Thank you, T-Size.

[21:02:29] Thank you, Laundra.

[21:02:30] Yup.

[21:02:33] No, I don't like this guy straight up warrior. Okay six hours good warrior

[21:02:42] Angie Bob five gifted subs. I don't I don't get it. If everyone hates this is how this is actually helping

[21:02:49] Doesn't he realize he's kind of ruining everyone else's op. This is actually helping

[21:02:53] I'm wrangler and you've been wrangled pal bro. This. Yep. This is a good till morning crew

[21:02:58] yep happy kill more gifted five that's what we need I'm tired of pentas bullshit

[21:03:09] his RP is one guy it's a harass five gifted good does good anonymous that

[21:03:19] look like I don't get it that's a tech mom they're like why do you keep playing

[21:03:22] it yo okay he's kind of ruining everyone else's RP this actually is helping

[21:03:27] this actually is helping this actually is helping guys and you've been

[21:03:44] wrangled top roll what are you are you a cadet sir yes sir once you are reaching

[21:04:03] that cabinet behind you and grab me a drink

[21:04:06] having met him in real life and then hand it to me yes sir he likes to make

[21:04:13] people angry be easy man five gifted

[21:04:19] sons Peter with ten guys wrangler

[21:04:23] slander that helped up at an hour see

[21:04:27] that's all it took I miss if I if I get

[21:04:33] proof that he has my for you know

[21:04:37] for a sub peter with 10 that clip to my life it's upset to me there you go five

[21:04:44] five good there you go good five feet away come over here and hand it to me

[21:04:54] closer now now yep now hand it to me now stand over by the couch sir sir I

[21:05:15] I love these things

[21:05:23] What do you got there? Oh, yeah, nice. It's plus 20 seconds

[21:05:35] Mmm, that's on it. So that's on spicy sir. That's good one bit was 20 seconds

[21:06:08] Yeah

[21:06:27] Let me hold on let me do this real quick so it doesn't get completely fucked hello there um she did request a lawyer by the way

[21:06:41] Okay, all right

[21:06:43] Give me a second. No problem. Would you like me to let him down there with her? Yeah, sure. That's fine

[21:06:55] I'm not gonna lie wrangler. We look good

[21:07:04] This is how it was. This is nice. It's how it should be right here. I agree. I agree. Well, I got

[21:07:16] Hey Tony the gay lawyers here use all of that every bit is 20. Yeah. I mean, I'm resetting everything hold on

[21:07:52] You can give bids if you want, but it's not going to do anything.

[21:08:01] That's so long.

[21:08:03] I think the timer got fucked up at one point.

[21:08:10] No big deal.

[21:08:12] Nothing a quick retcon won't finish, I fix.

[21:08:17] Ah, ha.

[21:08:18] Tier one, and I'm attracted to that.

[21:08:42] All right, tier one, 45 seconds.

[21:08:49] Tier two, yep, nice.

[21:09:19] Oh, then five minutes should add like or five gifts and such.

[21:09:22] Yeah. Good job, Cadet.

[21:09:23] Two.

[21:09:25] Thank you, sir.

[21:09:27] You know who you remind me of?

[21:09:29] Who's that?

[21:09:30] You have a cadet named Fwetti.

[21:09:33] Yeah, I'll tell you.

[21:09:35] There we go.

[21:09:36] Really?

[21:09:37] Yeah.

[21:09:38] Well, look, it got fucked up from the bits.

[21:09:41] I couldn't begin to replicate that.

[21:09:45] You describe a little bit what it's on the light.

[21:09:49] Took off fucked up from the bits.

[21:09:50] I won't be doing that.

[21:09:57] You can thank that guy that I had to ban.

[21:10:02] I think it's saying it, but is it adding any?

[21:10:05] I think he had a similar name because I like this.

[21:10:08] But we're not out of time.

[21:10:09] That's it.

[21:10:10] That's it.

[21:10:11] Oh, right there.

[21:10:13] Yeah, you just did it.

[21:10:13] Yeah.

[21:10:14] Oh, OK.

[21:10:15] That's it.

[21:10:16] Congratulations on getting out.

[21:10:19] Oh, thank you very much.

[21:10:20] Yeah.

[21:10:22] Are you both cadets?

[21:10:24] Yes.

[21:10:25] Once you get to a thumb war right now it wasn't adding before either. Oh, I thought it was

[21:10:33] Let's fucking shoo your ass good. All right, let's do it one two three four

[21:10:53] Come on

[21:10:56] Oh, so strong.

[21:10:58] So how many how many minutes do you guys need?

[21:11:02] All right, I'm going to have to read this one.

[21:11:05] How many minutes now?

[21:11:06] Congratulate him.

[21:11:07] 13 like in front of you, too.

[21:11:11] Or do you have infrared in front of us and congratulate him?

[21:11:17] I mean, OK.

[21:11:19] So on the couch.

[21:11:21] No, no, congratulate.

[21:11:22] OK. No, no, what?

[21:11:24] Forty four minutes.

[21:11:26] What do you mean, sir?

[21:11:27] Like tell them good job.

[21:11:28] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, let me just.

[21:11:32] Oh, so I don't need to sit on the couch, sir?

[21:11:35] No.

[21:11:36] Oh, OK.

[21:11:42] Job well done.

[21:11:44] All right, now you sit on the couch.

[21:11:47] Now you sit on the couch.

[21:11:54] There you go.

[21:11:55] OK.

[21:11:55] All right, could that sit on the couch?

[21:11:57] You're cadet one.

[21:11:58] And the other guy is cadet two.

[21:12:00] Now cadet two, you see that water jug

[21:12:05] over there in the corner?

[21:12:07] Sorry, sorry.

[21:12:08] Get a cup full of water right now.

[21:12:10] OK, sir, sir.

[21:12:12] Good job, Chad.

[21:12:12] He fell for it.

[21:12:13] What?

[21:12:14] What are you having these guys do?

[21:12:25] All right, now toss it in his face.

[21:12:27] Toss it in the guy's face.

[21:12:30] Sir, yes, sir.

[21:12:31] Oh, gosh, it's so cold.

[21:12:42] It's not adding time.

[21:12:43] Perfect.

[21:12:44] It is adding time, not for bits, though.

[21:12:46] It is for cells.

[21:12:47] Oh, yeah, that's definitely old.

[21:12:49] That's dirty water.

[21:12:50] Oh, god.

[21:12:51] I got to go interrogate someone.

[21:12:52] Keep having them do cadet exercises.

[21:12:54] I got the lawyer is back. I'm not going

[21:12:58] You'd go if you want come on. Let's go. Oh, yeah, the bits are now

[21:13:08] Jesus Christ, I've heard the spontaneous combustion. Yeah, this is a lawyer lawyer

[21:13:14] Just take a seat right there and Tony. I'll be with you in a second. I just gotta use a little boys room

[21:13:22] Little boys

[21:13:31] No, you stay out here you stay out

[21:14:36] I think we're supposed to stay out of here.

[21:14:38] Oh, got it.

[21:14:39] Yeah.

[21:14:40] None shall pass.

[21:14:44] Cut it.

[21:14:45] Yeah, be advised, the vertical is registered to an Armstrong Maxwell.

[21:14:50] Sorry correction.

[21:14:57] Martinez is last night Armstrong Martinez.

[21:15:01] Alright, Chad, it's a freak off match, my freak.

[21:15:09] Come, come.

[21:15:52] That's so long.

[21:15:53] The fuck, are you good?

[21:16:02] What are you doing?

[21:16:04] Wrangler, what are you doing?

[21:16:07] What the fuck are you doing?

[21:16:09] Oh, whoa!

[21:16:10] Oh my god, oh my god!

[21:16:12] Wrangler, what are you doing?

[21:16:14] Sir!

[21:16:15] Wrangler!

[21:16:16] It's your hands!

[21:16:17] Wrangler!

[21:16:18] I got it off their down!

[21:16:19] Their hands!

[21:16:21] You better put that gun down right now.

[21:16:24] He's dead!

[21:16:26] You need to call a medical right now.

[21:16:28] Call a medical.

[21:16:29] Oh, okay.

[21:16:30] What happened to me?

[21:16:32] What the fuck?

[21:16:33] Am I okay?

[21:16:34] Sir, how many fingers am I holding up?

[21:16:38] holding up one kind of yeah yeah I think he's okay all right I'm okay here

[21:16:44] let's go guys we got a terrible swimming on me again what the fuck is

[21:16:50] happening why you was a client down there no one told you do that why did I

[21:16:56] hear something about a gun why are you right down there I said to sit back

[21:17:00] here something about a gun look I'm trying to find my client not put some

[21:17:04] sketch is going on. I'm trying to see if it's fine. Nothing sketchy is going on. What the

[21:17:08] fuck does it matter with you? Yeah, you're freaking out man. You're freaking out man.

[21:17:12] You're having an episode actually. Hey, is anyone searching this guy? Yes sir, I did not

[21:17:20] have anything on it. Alright, let's go talk to him. Let's go talk to the client. It's

[21:17:24] good to see you again Tony, the gate lawyer. I'm not gay. I'm pretty straight. You're

[21:17:30] You're gay? So is Wrangler.

[21:17:33] I'm not gay.

[21:17:35] Who's the client? John Paul?

[21:17:38] No, no, not John Paul.

[21:17:39] I think we killed that guy.

[21:17:41] Hello, Hoshun.

[21:17:45] I think you can just call me Hoshi.

[21:17:46] It's easier than my last name.

[21:17:49] Oh, OK.

[21:17:49] Hoshi?

[21:17:51] Yeah, Hoshi.

[21:17:52] Hey, how'd you know I was looking for you?

[21:17:55] My lawyer told me, because I've

[21:17:56] been working with him on getting information

[21:18:01] about the hospital and it's what this guy's no no no no ember oh ember said

[21:18:07] that oh yeah yeah ember told me that you were looking yeah I heard that you're

[21:18:11] suing for discrimination or something yeah which I found out there's no log

[21:18:15] in so right now I'm trying to work on getting laws what are you Chinese or

[21:18:21] Japanese or something

[21:18:34] What kind of white are you

[21:18:44] Yeah, we're part of Europe or your parents or grandparents

[21:18:55] Okay, good

[21:19:00] That's guys Irish

[21:19:03] Look at us here

[21:19:06] Thank you Wrangler appreciate that

[21:19:09] Yep

[21:19:11] Let's see what it uh, yeah, okay

[21:19:16] This is a health code, what are you sure? I don't know is this just a fine

[21:19:20] Yeah, so I'm guessing this has something to do with the hospital. Yeah

[21:19:24] Yeah, she's psychotic.

[21:19:27] Yeah, she wants me to charge you with the,

[21:19:30] because you took more than one med kit out

[21:19:31] when you weren't supposed to.

[21:19:33] So if you would, I would,

[21:19:36] if it'd be okay for me to explain.

[21:19:38] Yeah, that's what we're here for.

[21:19:40] So I had just gotten trained on,

[21:19:44] and I've been absent.

[21:19:46] Last week I got trained on,

[21:19:48] and there were no set limits on med kits.

[21:19:50] So, I was finally able to come in for like 10 to 20 minutes to the hospital.

[21:20:00] I learned that there's new management and all these new rules.

[21:20:05] People at the hospital were bickering back and forth and what the rules were.

[21:20:09] So I was like super confused.

[21:20:10] I don't know what was going on, but I wasn't able to stay in the hospital long to get

[21:20:16] like proper training or anything.

[21:20:19] So I come in, I think like a day or two later and I go to speak to higher management.

[21:20:27] And she's actually someone that was there.

[21:20:30] I didn't know her at the time, but I was warned that there is new management and this

[21:20:34] management is like psychotic.

[21:20:37] Big word psychotic.

[21:20:38] I mean, that's very clear on what that is.

[21:20:42] I do think she, personally, I think she needs a mental exam.

[21:20:45] Sorry, I'm getting out of a little hand here.

[21:20:48] a mental examination

[21:20:50] Yeah, she thinks that there's people after her and

[21:20:54] She well practices that she does. I don't know if I

[21:20:59] Following her or something. I really don't know

[21:21:03] like chasing her down like if you were to say like

[21:21:08] Or bring in like a camera and a thing

[21:21:12] She would think that you're automatically there to

[21:21:14] like, chase her down or find out who she is or take her information. I really think that

[21:21:19] she has something wrong. Probably like a schizophrenia or something. I really don't know who she is

[21:21:26] and why she's kind of like the way she is. So I can't really comment on that type of

[21:21:31] stuff. I really don't know where she is, but she is making decisions that would definitely

[21:21:37] recommends. I'm so sorry, I'm getting a little off track.

[21:21:44] So basically, you're not nervous, are you? Are you nervous?

[21:21:49] No, not at all. Absolutely not. I'm very confident that this is

[21:21:53] going to blow over, especially with the person.

[21:21:58] No, I understand you. You come in here thinking that I

[21:22:04] can't be nervous. You're all good.

[21:22:07] No, I'm not. I'm really not.

[21:22:08] Wait, wait, one second.

[21:22:10] See, no.

[21:22:11] What?

[21:22:12] What is she being charged with?

[21:22:14] This is non-compliance with the state operational.

[21:22:17] Oh, no, no, no.

[21:22:18] It's a public health code, but no, no, no.

[21:22:21] What is it?

[21:22:22] Oh, yeah.

[21:22:23] Maybe it is the non-compliance with the state operation code.

[21:22:29] But I think I got to, uh, it was, it was for, um,

[21:22:33] So taking out more than one med kit is what she wanted me to charge her with

[21:22:39] Yeah, but this states repeated compliance non-compliance if it's not repeated. Well, how many how many med kits did you take out?

[21:22:48] I mean don't answer that don't answer that. Oh

[21:22:52] I would like to be completely honest. Yeah, thank you

[21:22:56] Acting in your best interest right now

[21:22:59] Yeah, that's turning you against me. No, I'm just

[21:23:03] The two of us here are working together. Yeah, I think all of us in the room want to work together

[21:23:07] It's it's not a big deal. Like I'm really not worried. She's trying to charge me for something that

[21:23:13] Clearly is a big misunderstanding. Like I said, I was trained on I was never actually on a full official shift

[21:23:21] I just heard about new management was trained differently. I went in there to get information on what was going on

[21:23:26] I mean, I'm trained that there's no limits on med kits or anything like that, right?

[21:23:31] So how many did you take out?

[21:23:32] I don't think anything you did is criminal, by the way.

[21:23:35] I had six med kits on me.

[21:23:37] Okay, so then she repeatedly took it out five extra times, so.

[21:23:41] Wait, what?

[21:23:42] I mean, I mean, if, if, if we're really talking about, I mean.

[21:23:46] Yeah, I know.

[21:23:47] Yeah, this is from Academy.

[21:23:48] Yeah.

[21:23:49] But I, but I don't, I don't know.

[21:23:51] know. Yeah, I know. This is from Academy. But I don't really think that I can. I mean,

[21:24:00] this is just, this is just a fine number one and number two. I think it's supposed to be

[21:24:04] against a business. See, that's the thing is I haven't been in the city and it plays

[21:24:12] a big part like I got hired and then I had to. Why'd you get fired? Literally, I,

[21:24:19] I would tell you it's discrimination more than anything else.

[21:24:23] So when I went to go speak to her,

[21:24:24] it was all about why are you moving like that?

[21:24:27] You see how I'm jittering a little bit?

[21:24:28] It's just kind of how I release my energy.

[21:24:31] I have ADHD and it just,

[21:24:33] it helps me like feel better when I move.

[21:24:36] I've heard of that.

[21:24:37] A little bit and yeah.

[21:24:38] So.

[21:24:39] That's the thing everyone has to know.

[21:24:40] It's what it's called is stimming.

[21:24:41] Yeah, mostly everyone has it.

[21:24:43] Oh, John Sims.

[21:24:44] So I'm stimming it.

[21:24:46] Oh, I don't know who that is.

[21:24:48] Oh, do you know John Sims?

[21:24:50] Oh wait, hold on, no, no, I do that.

[21:24:51] That's when you guys are good,

[21:24:53] hired, not finished any academy and stuff, yeah.

[21:24:57] That's crazy, that guy,

[21:24:58] I don't know how someone who doesn't finish academy

[21:25:00] in the least few days gets hired on for a management goal.

[21:25:05] What's paramedic academy like?

[21:25:07] Do you have to learn how to play blackjack on a roof?

[21:25:09] There is no academy, like for this guy.

[21:25:13] Like you do not need to come or train anybody.

[21:25:15] What is it normally?

[21:25:16] Um, Academy is a three hour long, three to four hour long, like mostly just probably

[21:25:25] SOPs and shit.

[21:25:27] SOPs and physical training with learning how to handle vehicles, treat patients, etc.

[21:25:34] They prepare you for the big city when it comes to, let me ask you something.

[21:25:40] No, that may ours is, you know, that makes some three hours.

[21:25:44] You don't mind if I eat this old fish in front of you, do you?

[21:25:47] Why don't you want to do that?

[21:25:50] That's not old.

[21:25:52] I just got that today.

[21:25:54] If it is old, you're going to get food poisoning.

[21:25:58] Let's focus up on what rank was asking you, okay?

[21:26:01] I don't really have any.

[21:26:03] I just wanted to follow up, but I mean, I'm looking at...

[21:26:05] No, so right now there's just a lot going on with her.

[21:26:10] Like I said, I haven't had any training and then I hear there's new management and

[21:26:14] hospital staff are bickering about what the rules are. I want clarification. I go in

[21:26:18] and I'm being completely honest with it. I was like, hey, so I'm hearing something about a one

[21:26:22] med kit rule and I just got back from academy basically. And I have, you know, six because

[21:26:28] there was no limit. They told me there wasn't a limit on med kits and what you could have.

[21:26:32] They said they recommend like five, like basically five to have on you of what you

[21:26:37] you can treat patients and stuff. And I mean, it's clear information that this person is

[21:26:42] brand new to the medical field. I mean, I don't know if she has an experience, but brand new

[21:26:48] to the hospital. So, I mean, I'm literally coming out of Academy just to get, just to talk to this

[21:26:56] woman and tell her, hey, like, I'm just trying to understand stuff. I want to take an L away

[21:26:59] until I can understand things. And if you can hear in my voice, I am pretty sick too. So

[21:27:04] So I wanted to take some time to get better.

[21:27:09] Sadly, I've been spending more time trying to fix

[21:27:14] whatever this is and getting people protected

[21:27:18] in their jobs.

[21:27:20] And I haven't been able to find the best for you.

[21:27:22] Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

[21:27:25] OK, I mean, I don't know.

[21:27:27] I mean, I truly am one like care for people.

[21:27:32] This is bigger than what I thought it was before like with her

[21:27:35] She kept mentioning my disability and making jokes about it the whole time when I was trying to have a serious conversation with her

[21:27:44] Yeah, she just kept making jokes and at a certain point I was like, hey can I speak to someone else what you say?

[21:27:51] She called you stemmer

[21:27:53] Stimming girl

[21:27:54] ADHD girl if I were to why can't my I actually brought a voice recording device with me

[21:28:01] Oh, I can't remember exactly where to where what she said I'd have to revisit that. Okay, because I did hear that this one was

[21:28:08] Quite psychotic and I wanted to protect myself because of the things I did here within that small time of being

[21:28:15] on duty from the 10s 20 minutes

[21:28:20] So I did protect myself not knowing who I was going to speak to that day, okay

[21:28:25] Um, but no, she did make a really, really gross joke about my ADHD telling me, oh, you

[21:28:32] wouldn't have forgot things if you had a, she I'm like, I'm brand new.

[21:28:35] I don't know anything that's going on right now, but the moment I mentioned the med kits,

[21:28:40] it's on, you don't forget there.

[21:28:41] Yeah.

[21:28:42] The moment I mentioned the med kits, she just got extremely aggressive.

[21:28:45] It was like, turn around and put your hands up.

[21:28:48] And I was like, wait, what?

[21:28:49] And then I proceeded to give her the med kits because I'm, I don't want to

[21:28:52] lose a job.

[21:28:53] I, I love medical.

[21:28:55] I've been in medical for years.

[21:28:57] And then I was really excited to get my visa approved here

[21:29:02] and become medical again.

[21:29:04] Like I have years of experience in the field.

[21:29:06] So, I mean, obviously, I mean, hall monitor?

[21:29:11] Yeah, how would you feel about being a hall monitor?

[21:29:15] I mean, for what departments?

[21:29:18] Like, for the police.

[21:29:20] I'm looking for a guy or a girl or whatever.

[21:29:22] If you want dispatch, you're really good at dispatch.

[21:29:25] I'm really good.

[21:29:26] Dispatch, sorry.

[21:29:27] Yeah.

[21:29:28] My codes, I need a little bit working on, but right now,

[21:29:33] for example, it would like to be 10.8, but I'm kind of.

[21:29:37] You have to talk to them.

[21:29:38] They're working on.

[21:29:39] Off of the job.

[21:29:41] You know what I mean?

[21:29:42] Just a little distance.

[21:29:43] We're going to give you.

[21:29:44] Yeah, they're higher in there.

[21:29:46] That's separate.

[21:29:46] I don't deal with dispatch stuff in there.

[21:29:49] But just some things up.

[21:29:52] It came to a certain point because she kept mentioning my disability.

[21:29:55] After she checked my pockets and got all of my kids,

[21:29:57] she started questioning me about my equipment. I was like, yeah,

[21:29:59] like this is all my equipment she mentioned. Um, I don't know what she was

[21:30:05] trying to get at. And I was like, um,

[21:30:08] I think she was trying to accuse me of stealing all of the cleaning supplies,

[21:30:13] but I do have receipts for cleaning supplies.

[21:30:14] I have in contact with the mechanic shop down the street here. Um,

[21:30:18] I do clean the mall on occasion. I mean,

[21:30:21] I have people that can literally vouch for me that for this type of stuff, I'm not the type

[21:30:27] of person to put myself in a position where I could get hurt.

[21:30:33] Or discriminate myself in any way.

[21:30:35] Is an American living with a disability as well?

[21:30:39] I definitely sympathize with you.

[21:30:42] You're really good at this.

[21:30:45] But at the end of the time of that conversation, I was like, I want to speak to someone

[21:30:49] else because it wasn't getting anywhere, you know, and I don't want to sit there and be

[21:30:55] discriminated against for my disability. It got to a point where I was like, this is not

[21:31:00] working out. I need to speak to someone else. She walks into a room. I walk towards the

[21:31:05] door to the elevator. I didn't go through the doors or anything to sit in their way

[21:31:08] with someone. She comes up with a gun in her hand and tells me I'm relieved of duty.

[21:31:12] To where I'm like for all the way, why do you have a gun? I really don't know.

[21:31:17] I don't even have a gun license.

[21:31:19] I don't carry any weapons on me.

[21:31:23] I really don't want to carry any weapons on me.

[21:31:27] I'm just not who I am.

[21:31:28] I really feel safe without any sort of,

[21:31:33] I don't know what kind of sense does that make?

[21:31:36] I just don't, personally, I just don't feel safer.

[21:31:39] Well, but what are you gonna do

[21:31:40] if something pulls a gun on you?

[21:31:43] I'm compliating.

[21:31:45] I mean, what the fuck is that?

[21:31:49] Oh, it's just a leaf blower.

[21:31:53] Wrangler, are you blowing people again?

[21:31:56] No, that was yesterday, and I had to match force.

[21:32:00] You're blowing people up.

[21:32:02] Wrangler, I'm still kind of upset about my car.

[21:32:06] I'm sorry about your car, man,

[21:32:07] but I was trying to clean that sidewalk.

[21:32:09] You shouldn't have driven there.

[21:32:11] It's really fucked up.

[21:32:12] It wasn't even on the sidewalk.

[21:32:14] I'm sorry.

[21:32:15] I'm sorry, man.

[21:32:17] I mean at this point you're kind of harping me about it a bit and I've already said sorry

[21:32:20] what do you want me to do?

[21:32:22] I just want the repair.

[21:32:24] Come on.

[21:32:25] I want to see Dolly Parton naked.

[21:32:29] Same.

[21:32:30] I've never seen someone whip something that big out from their pant leg before.

[21:32:35] What the fuck is that?

[21:32:39] There's no way.

[21:32:40] A lot of jokes to be made right there.

[21:32:42] Somebody make a joke about that.

[21:32:44] There was no start.

[21:32:46] Especially with that with big things.

[21:32:48] I

[21:32:50] Okay, I'm not charging her right

[21:32:54] No, I don't think so. Oh

[21:32:56] I mean, I mean, I need definitely like I can't just be like I don't know

[21:33:00] and then I

[21:33:02] Just I know I haven't done anything wrong

[21:33:05] Like I'm very I know I haven't done anything wrong

[21:33:08] And if you were to ask anyone the street on their experience with it with the hospital

[21:33:13] I feel like this woman is after everyone right now thinking that like someone's after her

[21:33:18] Yeah, I know that I haven't break in any laws and that's why I'm able to just speak to you as open as I am right now.

[21:33:25] I had it all my I appreciate that you know us us Americans with disabilities got to stick together so I do appreciate that.

[21:33:33] I was a well I am so I mean I was I'm thank you. Yeah, you see that much. Yeah, I am.

[21:33:41] Until he's blowing people's cars

[21:33:44] People's cars wait

[21:33:47] Till wranglers rain your friends, okay, then you might change your tune

[21:33:51] I mean I have I think witnessed you once yell at people from Bahama moment when there was like a stabbing

[21:34:00] Yeah, I I saw that

[21:34:03] I'm sad about that

[21:34:06] Well, yeah, that's cuz three people running around drunk stabbing each other. Yeah, I deal

[21:34:11] I think there was like a there was a so there was a predicament it was a bright one or something

[21:34:16] I would sit there just trying to interview with a bunch of people and then we're just sitting around

[21:34:21] Someone else walk in I was told it was I was like that's wrangler. That's guy. That's always mad at people and angry

[21:34:27] I was like, that's why I'm like really surprised that you're so sweet right now. Like what the fuck you're not angry

[21:34:33] You're like so sweet. Well, you know, I'm just trying to figure it out

[21:34:36] I mean if anything, you know, I'm probably gonna press charges on yeah, well, I'm gonna talk

[21:34:40] Let me see why she pulled a gun on you doesn't make any damn sense. Yeah, I really don't know why she had a gun on her

[21:34:47] Like I was not a thread at all. I don't have any weapons on me. She literally searched me

[21:34:54] She literally searched me. Yeah, so she knew I didn't have a weapon on me

[21:34:58] But she pulled a gun on me. It was by her side. It wasn't pointed at me

[21:35:02] Yeah, but when she did tell me I was a week of duty and to hand it all my stuff

[21:35:07] I mean, she did have a gun by her side.

[21:35:09] There are people who convalesced for that, too.

[21:35:12] People at the hospital that did witness the incident.

[21:35:14] I don't know the names of the people.

[21:35:16] I believe it was a girl with orange hair and braids.

[21:35:20] They're all white hair and a ponytail.

[21:35:24] Is it orange or orange?

[21:35:26] Orange, up.

[21:35:28] Orange.

[21:35:29] I'm sorry, I'm from Boston.

[21:35:30] I think I said orange.

[21:35:31] That's a bad word.

[21:35:33] Sometimes I say things a little weird.

[21:35:36] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[21:35:37] A little Boston, yeah.

[21:35:39] And regular.

[21:35:41] If one of these EMS people pull out of, like,

[21:35:46] I don't even know how to explain a fucking chainsaw,

[21:35:48] I mean, like, it's not legal, like.

[21:35:51] Hey, I think they use those in surgeries and stuff.

[21:35:53] You've heard of that red button, Joe?

[21:35:55] They are, yeah.

[21:35:56] There are specific stars that they use to saw bone

[21:35:59] because bone is a good thing.

[21:36:00] Yeah, bone is all, yeah, that's it.

[21:36:02] But they are smoking in the hospital,

[21:36:04] and that can kill so many people because of the oxygen tanks

[21:36:07] and pipes that they have running through there.

[21:36:09] We smoke here all the time.

[21:36:11] Yeah, but when a hospital has built

[21:36:13] with oxygen tanks for surgeries, oxygen tanks and pipes,

[21:36:18] which if a little piece of ash or fire hits that,

[21:36:23] the whole hospital can blow up.

[21:36:24] But they've smoked in hospitals

[21:36:26] for longer than they haven't.

[21:36:28] Oh, I think so.

[21:36:29] Right?

[21:36:30] So how come no hospitals have a blue wall?

[21:36:31] Nowadays it's like, nowadays, I mean,

[21:36:34] If you want to look it up, I'm pretty sure you could find a couple out there.

[21:36:37] I saw this documentary once where this clown blew up a hospital, but outside that, I don't know.

[21:36:43] Permission to ask a question, sir?

[21:36:45] What's the question?

[21:36:47] She is DMS, correct?

[21:36:50] I'll let you ask that.

[21:36:51] Okay.

[21:36:52] Not anymore.

[21:36:53] No, she, like I said, at the end of that, she was like, I relieve you of duty and sharing.

[21:36:57] But you have medical training?

[21:36:59] I have medical training and I just don't have my license here anymore, which is really fucking upsetting

[21:37:10] Well my question is do you know bones

[21:37:13] Do I know about bones or yeah? Yeah, are you are you how familiar are you with bones?

[21:37:20] The names of them stuff like well just in general the rapper. I mean

[21:37:25] I mean, I've done surgeries and stuff.

[21:37:28] I think that's called a cast.

[21:37:30] I'm like handling them a little bit.

[21:37:33] Okay.

[21:37:34] But the names for bones is something I'm a little, you know.

[21:37:37] No.

[21:37:38] Okay.

[21:37:39] I'm going to brush it off.

[21:37:40] Yeah.

[21:37:41] Well, no problem.

[21:37:42] I mean, we'll get out of here.

[21:37:43] So, and then we'll just, we'll figure it out.

[21:37:45] So.

[21:37:46] I mean, Ringo, is there a way we can get like a case about this or like something

[21:37:51] writing about that this happened?

[21:37:53] Um, what do you want to really help the case? Um, I thought that when you when I was soon for discrimination

[21:38:01] I didn't know an Irish girl was gonna walk in here

[21:38:06] Not some like

[21:38:09] No, I mean I've tried to sue for discrimination, but I've been in contact Amber

[21:38:15] There's like another lawyer that I just started talking to you and I obviously met this fine

[21:38:19] You know what you should sue for? It's a discrimination.

[21:38:22] I can't say my name.

[21:38:24] So you can.

[21:38:25] Yeah, it's America. You can sue anyone, right?

[21:38:27] No, no, no.

[21:38:28] Apparently, there's no law in the city about me suing for discrimination.

[21:38:31] But you know what you should try to sue for?

[21:38:33] You should try to sue for what?

[21:38:35] Let's get that law in straight.

[21:38:36] Try to sue for a wrongful termination.

[21:38:38] That's what you should try to sue for.

[21:38:40] That's what I was trying to lead it to.

[21:38:42] I was trying to say, do we have contracts?

[21:38:44] What do we have? I mean, it's a whole ordeal.

[21:38:48] Yeah. As of right now though, with her in charge of EMS and the way she's doing it.

[21:38:52] I think R.P. certainly should have like, uh,

[21:38:54] practices. She is teaching everyone,

[21:38:57] because it's so boring when people can just fire people.

[21:39:00] I've taken pictures of things going on like elevator,

[21:39:02] EMS running around with chainsaws, shooting people.

[21:39:05] I, I think it's a lot more fun.

[21:39:06] I really would not feel comfortable being under her, um,

[21:39:11] under her guidance after what she's done to me and how she's made me feel.

[21:39:15] R.P., I think so too.

[21:39:16] You know, you don't want to work for someone that has done nothing but treat you like shit and

[21:39:21] I've done nothing. Don't become a cop then

[21:39:24] Oh, I mean cops have different training, but

[21:39:30] Yeah, I mean you guys got to be aggressive with each other with everything going on like get the shit done right now and

[21:39:35] I need results

[21:39:42] Pictures of spider-man is crazy. It's a wrong city picture of spiders man

[21:39:45] We're in the wrong. Okay. All right. Well, that sounds good. Well, uh, you know, I mean, yeah, I'm not I could I I'm not gonna work on a report because I'm not gonna press any charges on her. So technically, I appreciate it. But, uh, yeah, but we got all that cleared up. So it's fine.

[21:40:03] Yeah, I'm a little worried back there, Wrangler.

[21:40:07] Why? I'm a fair guy.

[21:40:09] No, no, I was over there. I really heard something about a gun and put that down.

[21:40:16] Don't worry about that. Where the hell did on?

[21:40:18] Uh, a malicious girl.

[21:40:20] He's outside, sir.

[21:40:22] Alright, well let's go everyone.

[21:40:24] Come to the table.

[21:40:26] Yeah, let's get her out of here.

[21:40:28] Alright.

[21:40:38] What the hell was that all about?

[21:40:42] You want the shorter long version?

[21:40:44] Short.

[21:40:45] OK.

[21:40:47] New director at EMS is firing, or I'm

[21:40:49] sorry, new director at the hospital is firing all the EMS.

[21:40:53] There's a new law where EMS can't have more than one med kit.

[21:40:58] She got fired because she pulled a bunch out.

[21:41:01] I was just looking into that.

[21:41:02] But it's not really a criminal charge.

[21:41:07] I don't really give a shit.

[21:41:09] I want to pump.

[21:41:11] Let's pump, right?

[21:41:12] I'm saying yeah, I want to pop on here. Let's let's let's hop down a little soul real quick

[21:41:17] We usually get some bumps there. Oh, I got some really good peace thoughts

[21:41:20] Really? Oh, yeah

[21:41:24] Beautiful guns you want to see a pump tonight? Yeah, I'd like to see a pump. I

[21:41:28] Got me and I got to get a pump in

[21:41:31] Yeah, I got a good one in maybe we could duplicate some keys

[21:41:39] Yeah, duplicate some PD keys here

[21:41:45] Uh-uh. Yeah, we could probably do that.

[21:41:50] Sure. I can get you, Key. It's weird seeing me RP with the cam on.

[21:41:56] Taking your sweet time, Cadet. Some people are saying they kind of like it.

[21:41:59] Why don't you go ahead and do jumping jacks while Wrangler fucks with the car?

[21:42:02] Yes sir, I was sending him a picture of Spider-Man.

[21:42:04] I didn't ask. I don't know where he's at though.

[21:42:06] All right now, what about the pictures?

[21:42:11] Personally, I hate it.

[21:42:13] Yes, for a picture of Spider-Man. I want to make sure I kind of tilt him right away.

[21:42:16] We'll do polls every day.

[21:42:18] What's your name?

[21:42:18] Ronny bag in sir. Ronny? Yes sir. Get in the fucking car. Yes sir. It makes me want to donate more.

[21:42:30] Neckadettes, do you know anything about pumping? Yeah, do you usually pump up the jam when you pump?

[21:42:39] Oh my god. I've heard legends. What legends have you heard? I heard one time, I heard Wrangler

[21:42:50] Wrangler and bench guy held the door open for an old woman and then at the end of the night

[21:42:56] I got in trouble last time for talking to him, he has an alarm

[21:42:58] I got put my voice as an alert on his stream

[21:43:02] Wait, really? Whoa, that's pretty uh, yeah, that's a five gifted

[21:43:08] Whoa, we need that. Yeah, and they're, they're so they're really good

[21:43:13] Hey, uh, what's your, uh, what's your state ID there, uh, Benjia?

[21:43:17] What you don't remember it no

[21:43:22] It's uh, there you go. You got keys one of three eight seven three

[21:43:33] There you go

[21:43:35] Let me tell you something boys

[21:43:38] Sir, sir. Yes, you know me and regular one time. We're up in Toledo

[21:43:44] And we're just driving around up there shooting the shit we saw a guy run a red light, okay?

[21:43:49] Yep, that's all he did was run a red light

[21:43:54] Wrangler happened to turn this running a red light

[21:43:57] Into a chain raid that lasted 16 hours Jesus Christ

[21:44:06] It was a long chain right now

[21:44:08] Well, I'm against was everybody compliant and they were happy to admit to their accountability of the day

[21:44:13] No, they tried to kill us. Oh

[21:44:15] Well, yeah, they were they were shooting at us and

[21:44:21] With guns, yeah, oh shit how's this? Oh, this is one of my pump spots

[21:44:29] It's a good one very good pump spot actually, you know what shit if we wanted to

[21:44:39] We could take air one out and do a border patrol I was going

[21:44:44] You guys wanna do that? It's a little foggy though.

[21:44:47] It's kind of foggy.

[21:44:49] It's a little foggy. We'll wait till the sun comes up.

[21:44:55] Pump up the jam. Pump it up.

[21:45:00] So, so what happened?

[21:45:03] What do you mean?

[21:45:05] Was that a bad woman?

[21:45:07] Oh, no.

[21:45:09] She seemed really nice.

[21:45:11] Goddamn walking off just keeps sending me nothing, man.

[21:45:13] But you know, she does, um...

[21:45:15] Let's do a quick sandwich real quick.

[21:45:17] go to the gas station get a quick sandwich in real quick but yeah this is

[21:45:26] walking on she's cute she's new director of the hospital she keeps sending

[21:45:32] me nothing I got a lot of benefit for some shit I gotta write that search warrant

[21:45:37] now that I got promoted I'm probably gonna hell what that statue was obscene

[21:45:43] oh yeah but you know that's all right I guess speaking of obscene have you

[21:45:52] You guys been to Kiki's organic clothing in the mall?

[21:45:54] No, no.

[21:45:56] They have glory holes everywhere.

[21:45:58] Wait, what? What the fuck?

[21:46:00] What the fuck is a glory hole?

[21:46:02] It's a hole where you stick your dick in and then somebody else says that you don't know about it, sucks it.

[21:46:06] Hey, what is this? A woman?

[21:46:08] What the hell?

[21:46:10] What is this? Hey, I wanna suck.

[21:46:14] My juice is back there.

[21:46:16] I can't get to the milk!

[21:46:22] I think that- is this a fridge?

[21:46:24] I can't get to-

[21:46:26] to my fucking juice and milk is back

[21:46:28] there

[21:46:29] let me see if I can get it for you yeah

[21:46:34] oh man I can't I can't I can't I can't get

[21:46:37] him to get around I think it's fucking

[21:46:39] happy see the shit that's going what

[21:46:42] happened I can't get by fucking the

[21:46:44] juices back here man

[21:46:45] was the milk what the fuck is this

[21:46:49] what is this I don't know it's a

[21:46:50] GP watch what the hell's GP I think

[21:46:55] that means goblin penis

[21:46:56] Oh, do I have to hold it someone want to watch where the face is a goblin and his erect penis is the uh minute hand

[21:47:06] I want to want someone

[21:47:09] Hey, is anybody need a car radio?

[21:47:14] My god, I can't get my juice. Oh

[21:47:17] Do you want to do I mean do you want to go to different store? Oh?

[21:47:20] A radio and can hot dogs. Hey, they're selling drills here, too. I am changed

[21:47:28] Get my juice to the room.

[21:47:31] Look at the sandwich though.

[21:47:37] The sandwich the perp sandwich the diamond and the purples.

[21:47:40] It would do should we should we grab a drill?

[21:47:42] I'm grabbing some scratch offs real quick just to uh you know.

[21:47:45] Okay I'll grab a drill.

[21:47:49] God damn it.

[21:47:54] Huge.

[21:47:55] RNG primed.

[21:47:56] I

[21:48:03] Know

[21:48:17] Hey, scratch off gang, we're not getting any of those. I don't do those

[21:48:24] No, no fucking we're not gonna judge you it's okay. No you can't man. You can dig through those. You can't do that

[21:48:30] Yeah, gambling. Yeah, you know what you don't want to do that. Hey 300 bucks. I'll

[21:48:34] uh Jesus Christ delicious are you okay man

[21:48:54] I found an old can of canned hot dogs I think it was from Gladys yeah you can't

[21:48:58] eat that soft oh god why don't you go ahead and stand right over all right do

[21:49:15] You can send to this fully.

[21:49:22] There he goes.

[21:49:25] He blew it so hard.

[21:49:26] He cleared the house.

[21:49:30] Lace is out.

[21:49:31] Nice job, sir.

[21:49:37] I love that.

[21:49:39] They love it.

[21:49:39] You're giving some good blowjobs, don't you?

[21:49:41] I'm not going to lie.

[21:49:42] You should be blown, right?

[21:49:43] I don't think I'm going to miss

[21:49:44] being arrested putting me in severe debt.

[21:49:49] People are paying $300 for that?

[21:49:52] Yeah.

[21:49:56] Yeah, that's pretty good.

[21:49:57] Who's not wearing their fucking seat belt?

[21:49:59] Come on, J-Balt.

[21:50:03] That was me, I apologize.

[21:50:11] Now we wave.

[21:50:12] I can't see anything over this fucking wall.

[21:50:23] Yeah, that's a little better.

[21:50:47] You guys big fan of the show, Reboot?

[21:50:49] Guys, it's quiet time right now.

[21:50:52] All right, we can talk in the afternoon.

[21:50:55] We're just waiting on the big pump.

[21:50:59] We're going to get one here, I bet, too.

[21:51:02] About that time of night.

[21:51:18] How long have you guys been cadets?

[21:51:20] Over a month, sir.

[21:51:22] Jesus Christ, you haven't learned anything

[21:51:27] What does that mean? What are you saying Ronnie?

[21:51:35] Nervous are you?

[21:51:41] All right, what have you learned in your as your time as a cadet?

[21:51:47] I've learned that

[21:51:49] You know some some people like carry class to you then shoot and then you know they get arrested because they're doing bad

[21:51:56] No, I'm not like

[21:52:02] Yeah, I'm a little nervous

[21:52:07] Jesus

[21:52:08] I've been a cadet for four hours

[21:52:17] Okay, what have you learned? Oh

[21:52:19] Did you get my therapy?

[21:52:21] Did I I don't know I don't know if that the therapist is around

[21:52:28] I'm just going to the hospital to a charge

[21:52:32] Okay, because you do need therapy you're sick. There's something wrong with you. I agree like I almost just killed this dude

[21:52:37] I just got out of prison. Yeah, you you you're you're you're done. You're a dangerous

[21:52:43] I'm working on it regular. I'm working on it. Okay

[21:52:47] Anyway, it's just wish me luck man

[21:52:49] All right. Well, yeah, good luck

[21:52:51] Thank you. You have a good one. Okay

[21:52:55] Hey, you know where you know, you could blow people in this parking garage. Oh, I'm not gonna do that

[21:53:01] No, no, no. Here, look.

[21:53:03] You could blow me, sir.

[21:53:05] You got a little blow balcony up here, right there.

[21:53:19] One of you cadets, get out.

[21:53:23] Yeah, that's a...

[21:53:24] Alright, stand on the, uh, yeah.

[21:53:28] Perfect. Little hot, yeah, a little higher.

[21:53:35] Alright, do you both fully consent to what's about to happen to you?

[21:53:42] No matter what.

[21:53:53] Yeah, let's go get him.

[21:54:01] Who was that one therapist we used to talk to?

[21:54:04] Pixie Plum?

[21:54:05] Yeah.

[21:54:06] Yeah.

[21:54:08] Yeah, you know, it's like you use a pixie plum right now. Where's um, you're talking about the hospital. Who's the director?

[21:54:26] Person I'm walking off. Where's uh, where's rivet? I don't know

[21:54:34] Haven't seen him. I mean he's a somebody needs to find him. Yeah, that'd be good finding rev

[21:54:40] good guy that'd be helpful I think you're right up there you okay oh there

[21:54:58] is oh oh you're not feeling too good here put them down that's it look at

[21:55:06] you're just blasting off again I feel it feel free to jump on any time now

[21:55:10] you're actually on board anytime you want to ride around good oh thank you

[21:55:21] There's the other one I think he's just what I think he's

[21:55:43] Yeah, I think he's on him in the orbit. I

[21:55:47] Don't think he's

[21:55:48] Where's he at?

[21:55:53] No, you sent him into orbit. He's gone. I killed a cadet. No

[21:56:00] He's just an orbit right now. And there's no air in orbit. I mean, how do you know?

[21:56:06] Because it's it's orbit. There's no oxygen up there. Well, I mean

[21:56:11] Science? Yeah but you've never been there.

[21:56:16] What are those lines of? God look at the shit hole.

[21:56:25] Soiler textile? Soiler.

[21:56:29] Oh this is the trooper PD right there. Yeah yeah it's pretty nice in there.

[21:56:39] Once I get open.

[21:56:43] Oh snows here. No I haven't seen snow.

[21:56:48] What about copper?

[21:56:50] No, I don't know. I don't see copper.

[21:56:52] All the time.

[21:56:53] Ripley?

[21:56:54] No, no Ripley.

[21:56:55] There's no troopers.

[21:56:56] What the fuck is happening?

[21:56:57] There's no troopers.

[21:56:59] They got dissolved. I don't know where they're all at.

[21:57:03] Well, I mean, there are, well, we're troopers. There's no elite troopers.

[21:57:07] Man, I gotta tell you, those...

[21:57:10] That was an elite force.

[21:57:12] Yeah.

[21:57:13] You know, it was, it was another group.

[21:57:17] What the hell is this?

[21:57:18] Pizza this.

[21:57:19] Oh that's a pizza joint it's joint damn we're gonna have a little pizza war, huh?

[21:57:28] What do you mean pizza war? What do you think's gonna happen between them and Maldini's? Oh, Maldini's is in

[21:57:34] It's not a business

[21:57:36] What the fuck what yeah, I think they shut down

[21:57:40] There's just pizza this

[21:57:46] There is a pos actually there's another yeah, there's there's another place

[21:57:50] I don't know what it's called. It's called like a

[21:57:55] Pizza that oh, yeah, maybe that you guys like pizza. Yeah

[21:58:00] Love pizza. I hate it really

[21:58:03] How can you hate pizza? It's so good. It's sand pizza. I hate this shit. It's so it's so simple though. It's so good

[21:58:10] nasty

[21:58:12] But it's good

[21:58:17] When does the car over a torpedo?

[21:58:19] What did you just say yes torpedo was yeah, I'm gonna kill you

[21:58:46] It was the sandwich from burger shop. It's one of the most delicious

[21:58:52] pieces of

[21:58:54] creation ever

[21:58:55] ever put on between

[21:58:57] Bones oh

[21:59:02] So like a ho you ever played those?

[21:59:05] Yeah, not the greatest though. What about my penis? That's been in between some buns. I was a good one sir

[21:59:15] Thank you. I know I'll let's let's get in a shoot out. I want to shoot some people

[21:59:30] I'm trying to do a shoot out. Okay. Oh, yeah

[21:59:33] Well next up. There's one

[21:59:38] I don't have a gun is that okay?

[21:59:41] Well, yeah, you can blow them

[21:59:45] I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.

[21:59:48] But uh, I mean can you hand him a gun?

[21:59:51] Uh, yeah, I, I, I got no extra gun.

[21:59:55] Uh, no, I'll just use my tether if you really want me to.

[21:59:58] I gave him the tether.

[22:00:00] Cadet, let's hear some comms right now.

[22:00:04] Alright, 76 on, uh, the power freeway ahead of west.

[22:00:09] Well, I actually just do it on the radio.

[22:00:11] This last 100 plus one shows 76 MRPV ditching transport.

[22:00:53] we'll work on that yeah that needs work that's it whoa god damn all right he's

[22:01:06] i don't know why did that

[22:01:10] i could not tell you why i did that uh are you good yeah i'm good i'm just getting those uh

[22:01:16] you know pre robbery jitters that's right we crash before we get there is there a fleece

[22:01:24] Being Rob

[22:01:34] I'm gonna get a gun

[22:02:05] go stop them yeah we're gonna be in Haiti now there's gonna be a black and

[22:02:11] gullard two-door muscle car yes perfect ocean highway from the class one of

[22:02:20] them with a really bad guy we're currently going southbound great ocean

[22:02:28] highway headed back to the city requesting 77 these guys are gonna shoot

[22:02:36] for sure all right there was no clerk in the amination so I'm just gonna

[22:02:43] in the car i think these guys just robbed it yeah do you want my tether sir no

[22:02:51] no it's all right it's fine just focus on the comms

[22:02:54] we're southbound great ocean highway still they're driving in off the lane of

[22:02:57] traffic jamaican jamaican oh great man they're going southbound great ocean highway

[22:03:05] that's better see you soon for me to pay attention like that

[22:03:09] taking a left on west to coast come on passing the gas station

[22:03:14] driving on the

[22:03:16] the graph here

[22:03:19] Oh

[22:03:23] Yeah, get him Wrangler get him Wrangler

[22:03:29] What the fuck for this

[22:03:41] You guys are done you're done back him up Wrangler back him up. Yes

[22:03:48] Job get him in there. Yeah, that's perfect

[22:03:52] Boy then bully then

[22:03:55] They don't know what to do. They're gonna have to actually get bullies. They're actually getting bully

[22:04:06] Where are you guys?

[22:04:09] No, no, no, where are the boys my backup? Where are you guys man?

[22:04:14] Seven repair right now. We can't attach to

[22:04:16] Oh, they're smoking, so...

[22:04:21] Geez, dick!

[22:04:25] Pull over! Just pull over, it's over!

[22:04:28] You lost! Jesus Christ!

[22:04:30] There's nothing you can do!

[22:04:32] We're gonna send you to the locker!

[22:04:35] Yeah, good one, good. Boom.

[22:04:41] Ram.

[22:04:42] Absolutely no chance.

[22:04:44] They have no chance.

[22:04:46] We're gonna be good at playing this stuff.

[22:04:51] Don't blow them up, though.

[22:04:53] Oh, you want to.

[22:04:55] I just don't want to kill them. I don't want to kill them, but if the car's in the car, if it blows up, I'm gonna kill them.

[22:05:01] You can survive that. People survive the Challenger.

[22:05:04] The what? Challenger.

[22:05:09] The Challenger explosion? Yeah, people walked away from that. No, they didn't. Nobody lived in that. They all died.

[22:05:15] Really? No!

[22:05:17] When?

[22:05:19] That was in the 80s, man. They all died from that. Yes. Oh my god, that's terrible.

[22:05:26] the challenger people died from that oh wait really yeah I guess so watch after

[22:05:35] that motorcycle whoa all right we're gonna be passing them all currently

[22:05:39] bouncing and there's there there has to be someone that can back us up there's

[22:05:44] nobody has to be one car there's not a single soul

[22:05:48] We're headed to war legion square mon. I'm gonna block block block block block block

[22:05:53] We're gonna can correct me during to correct me. There's a cop right there. He's blocking

[22:05:59] Alright that

[22:06:03] Let's maybe if it's just one cop trying to block an entire intersection, maybe let's just try to get into the chase

[22:06:13] Was that you that just blocked

[22:06:15] Just fucking get in the chase fuck the FTO come on. Sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. Let's fucking go this is bullshit

[22:06:29] This seems like we're being driven to a shootout

[22:06:35] Doesn't seem like they're trying to get away

[22:06:38] You know in all my years of training with the

[22:06:41] organization

[22:06:47] boom what about what if you knocked him into the water down there off the

[22:06:51] bridge you see the water on the right side what once you knock him into the

[22:06:56] water this this guy might be out yeah yeah they're gonna show us these guys

[22:07:03] are gonna shoot they're gonna shoot back on the glory wall of glory way

[22:07:14] So, it's a popular street, money.

[22:07:18] We're driving in a park.

[22:07:20] Hey, watch out, they're getting played here.

[22:07:25] I do Irish, Irish.

[22:07:26] Well, hey y'all, you're not going to get my go at the blue ones.

[22:07:35] Oh, that was a bit of a...

[22:07:37] Do not say that.

[22:07:38] Don't say that.

[22:07:39] Don't say that.

[22:07:40] That was a bit of a story.

[22:07:41] I'm sorry, sir.

[22:07:42] We're going to be on the airport, but we're going to be on the airport.

[22:07:45] We're going to be on the airport, but we're going to be on the airport.

[22:07:48] well I want you sorry just do normal comms

[22:07:54] oh now they're running

[22:07:57] we're in front of the computer

[22:07:59] Fox Fox

[22:08:00] they might be out

[22:08:01] these guys are gonna shoot us by the way

[22:08:03] just be prepared for that

[22:08:05] left gun

[22:08:06] pull it over you fucking bricks

[22:08:10] alright

[22:08:12] you're knocking out of this

[22:08:14] cab company early

[22:08:16] I'd like to surrender

[22:08:17] you guys are getting behind them

[22:08:18] get behind them come on

[22:08:23] that I'm marketing off three plenty thank you though

[22:08:30] I've earned no I've earned oh geez almost knocked me in there

[22:08:46] good bit all comms 80 they don't know how to deal with this

[22:08:50] fireball bars they're still bent up they're smoking hard closing taking a

[22:08:58] less you spend oh no good job they're out there out there out you know one

[22:09:08] foot tackle them go get one single in okay once a moment you got a guy going

[22:09:18] up oh my friend we need one to stay more sir freeze sir you got a freeze here

[22:09:35] come on man yeah I'm alone out here guys this guy could pull the gun and

[22:09:46] murder me oh fantastic sir please I don't want to have to taser you I will

[22:09:56] though oh oh sir oh don't go down there no we're down by the real yard sir please

[22:10:37] I'll be wide bound, I'll get you.

[22:10:40] Uh, in the rail yard here.

[22:10:45] Yeah, Burton knows where we're at.

[22:10:47] Come on, man.

[22:10:52] Oh, we got 195. You need additional?

[22:10:55] Nah, Burton, I got under control.

[22:10:59] Right, man.

[22:11:00] Come on, man, please.

[22:11:07] You're gonna get tazers really soon.

[22:11:12] There's a lot of room to jog in prison.

[22:11:14] Oh, shit, Burton says.

[22:11:22] Shit, oh

[22:11:26] We're gonna go man

[22:11:28] I don't see this guy here car just creature. Oh, he's the west bound westbound on

[22:12:02] integrity

[22:12:06] Cut into the closing store the little kiosk alley headed south. Oh into there

[22:12:16] Okay, he's duck behind some boxes. It's somewhere in here. Oh

[22:12:23] Alright, got him

[22:12:28] There so don't get tasered man

[22:12:34] Don't get tasered

[22:12:40] Nice

[22:12:44] They've got some shape holy fuck

[22:12:47] One of them

[22:12:52] Alright, sir

[22:12:53] Right now you do have the right to men's island and you say Ken will be using a short wall

[22:12:56] You have the right to turn if you've got a 4-0 and won't be provided if one is available understand

[22:12:59] Yes sir. Alright, fantastic. Okay. Where's your car sir? Oh it's all the way back. Back on the freeway.

[22:13:13] Stay on the highway. Almost got us. Almost got us too.

[22:13:26] At least this guy's not too dumb. He didn't run into a car like the other guy did. Oh, is he down? No. Where's he at?

[22:13:49] other guys 95 too oh yeah what did you guys start taking them already or yeah

[22:13:55] yeah other people did all right we got this guy thanks for the help everyone

[22:13:59] no problem get back out there nice that's right crime doesn't pay sir you took the keys wrangler

[22:14:07] yeah you have to or else these guys take them we were in the car oh i didn't know you guys

[22:14:13] You should have called out I'm driving.

[22:14:18] On what radio?

[22:14:19] You know Yellow.

[22:14:20] Yellow I'm driving.

[22:14:21] I'm driving.

[22:14:22] Leave the keys.

[22:14:23] I would have left them.

[22:14:29] Do you have that on the 95?

[22:14:31] We're about to be down to our view of the area.

[22:14:35] We should have just used MRPD.

[22:14:40] That place is way cooler.

[22:14:43] Anybody read them as rights?

[22:14:44] Yeah, read them as rights.

[22:14:46] I wish Yanni was here to read the rights.

[22:14:54] He requests a lawyer.

[22:14:56] damn you don't say don't say that shit don't fucking say that shit and never

[22:15:02] never say that shit here's what you do has he been read his rights that's how

[22:15:06] you ask that okay don't ever don't ever fuck don't I never want to hear you say

[22:15:11] that again I already said that so you don't need to you know chime in you

[22:15:15] know I'm sorry sir why did you say that what was the reason I was gonna

[22:15:22] start talking to him yeah don't don't say that don't say that don't

[22:15:27] remind them that they can get a lawyer. It's a bad idea. Alright, sir. Go on jail.

[22:15:57] Anything like that. Everything will be locked up in a box, don't it, son?

[22:16:01] Hey, Ruiz, you charged some guy with chainsawing a person the other day, and he complained to me about it, and I told him I didn't care.

[22:16:08] Just to let you know. Okay. Come this way. We'll get those stuff from all of you.

[22:16:20] Okay, across the way.

[22:16:22] Alright, checkouts. Alright, come over this way.

[22:16:35] You want to do sir, where'd you get that gun me? I bought it. Okay. Oh, you have weapons license. Yes, sir

[22:16:54] So you're uh, oh you're Cooper. I talked to you the other day, right?

[22:16:59] Did I did we talk? Yeah, I think so. I think something was wrong. Oh

[22:17:05] That's what it was you were shooting up the damn

[22:17:09] tuner shop

[22:17:10] All right, you were what you throwin bombs at it or some shit? Oh

[22:17:15] Like unconscious yeah

[22:17:23] I got to take your weapons license. I don't know why you have that shit

[22:17:27] What do you mean? I want you charged for that

[22:17:30] Why why weren't you charged for that? I?

[22:17:35] Don't know. Oh come on. I'll let's keep your weapons license and tell me

[22:17:38] I don't know they came and said I'm cuffed me and said you're free to go. What the hell who did that I?

[22:17:44] Don't know. I forget who it was. I didn't I was never told who which officer was it just some some woman came in and said

[22:17:51] You are free to go. I'm coming at the hospital and sit. Get out here. You're free to go.

[22:17:56] Hey, who's driving?

[22:18:03] That guy was driving. Your guy.

[22:18:07] Okay, alright. I have all your belongings, but your food and water, you got that, okay?

[22:18:17] Alright.

[22:18:18] Alright guys, crime doesn't pay. Remember that.

[22:18:25] Alright, you're looking at robbery, evading the GPA, how you play?

[22:18:29] Lower.

[22:18:31] That's not a plea at all.

[22:18:33] Alright, sir, well, uh, you're looking at...

[22:18:39] I guess, uh, get a DA for me?

[22:18:41] I got you, Ruiz.

[22:18:43] Robbery.

[22:18:45] Hey, Tony, can I get you down to the center?

[22:18:47] Resisting.

[22:18:49] Avating. And that's it.

[22:18:51] It's 30 months if you plead guilty, I'll take off 15.

[22:18:55] Uh...

[22:18:56] It'll be out in no time. And none of these are felonies.

[22:18:58] Who cares?

[22:18:59] Yeah, fuck it. I'll plead guilty.

[22:19:01] Yeah, I love...

[22:19:03] My favorite plea is fuck it guilty, which is exactly what I'm going to write.

[22:19:22] That's that guy that you were yelling at to cut his hair.

[22:19:31] All right, sir.

[22:19:39] I'll have a good time in prison.

[22:19:42] Okay.

[22:19:43] You'll be on no time.

[22:19:44] Any final words?

[22:19:45] No, I'll see you later.

[22:19:46] Have a good day.

[22:19:47] you too that's nice that was easy I got the nice one Ruiz sorry if you I can

[22:19:56] deal with this knucklehead if you just want to get out there it's not a big

[22:19:58] deal it's my scene well I already pulled up but I don't mind I don't mind right

[22:20:03] won't you get back out there there's no point in this all staying around here

[22:20:05] you get back out there on the little stuff yeah yeah I got this guy that's a

[22:20:17] What's his name?

[22:20:19] Stoney Patterson, Peter Patterson

[22:20:39] Yeah, I can handle this guy. Thank you

[22:20:54] Oh, yeah, this is the lawyer for murder come on, Rick or Tony

[22:20:57] It's not Tony Rigatoni. Tony Rigatoni. It's not Rigatoni. Tony Rigatoni? No, it's Valentini.

[22:21:06] Okay. This guy wants a lawyer. I don't know why. We watched him steal. We watched him steal

[22:21:14] shit out of a cash register and then get into a stolen car and run away from us. I

[22:21:22] I mean we just we watched the wall do it so

[22:21:25] I'm yeah

[22:21:26] How did you watch him?

[22:21:28] With the orally

[22:21:29] He didn't that's the thing

[22:21:31] Oh

[22:21:32] How did that?

[22:21:33] Okay, look

[22:21:35] I'm really private time with my guy but

[22:21:37] We'll get the charges first

[22:21:38] Private time

[22:21:39] You know what's private time with this guy?

[22:21:41] Okay, if you

[22:21:42] Charges

[22:21:43] Let me think

[22:21:45] We would prefer not to watch

[22:21:48] Let's see

[22:21:49] Don't you think he's funny?

[22:21:52] Yeah, he does he's trying

[22:21:54] I mean cut him a break. He's trying man. Yeah, come on man

[22:21:57] What the fuck have you ever said to make anyone near laugh, huh? What makes you so much better?

[22:22:01] You know, I'm a I'm a lawyer

[22:22:04] The best lawyers make juries laugh

[22:22:07] I'm not here to be funny. I'm here to fucking get

[22:22:10] I don't even know

[22:22:13] At least he could get to a punchline

[22:22:16] Yeah, I'm true true

[22:22:18] Say sorry to him. Yeah, I apologize

[22:22:21] Apologize

[22:22:24] He keeps calling me rigga Tony

[22:22:33] No, you need to apologize to him

[22:22:43] Go on whisper

[22:22:51] What whispered to me from no one knows what you're talking about cat you got a goofy name and you say goofy stuff goofy guy

[22:22:58] Regga Tony. I mean right now. You look goofy. Whoa

[22:23:03] Did you mean to be on whisper when you said that or did you mean to say it to me?

[22:23:11] Okay, mustache this guy is one joke and it's here

[22:23:16] Zuma Zuma Zuma time

[22:23:21] God damn it he said which one's whisper it's whispered

[22:23:29] I can't I can't I can't listen to this I can't listen to this

[22:23:37] hey we're we didn't say anything on him nothing illegal on him okay I just I got

[22:23:50] to get there and they're double check I mean I know I know sir can you just put

[22:23:55] your hands up I know I'm sorry I don't mean to barge you just put your hands

[22:24:00] up for me oh no do not get fucking G check like that call him rigatoni okay

[22:24:12] you really suck it up to him for a right that's it

[22:24:19] all right that woman did it and you know you know chief of police or something

[22:24:26] you know

[22:24:28] I mean

[22:24:30] I mean

[22:24:32] bring your clothes away to the top so it doesn't matter

[22:24:36] we mean I blow my way to the top

[22:24:38] you the fuck did you just say

[22:24:42] No way you just said it blows his way to the top. Yeah, what did that mean buddy?

[22:24:58] Wrong with this guy

[22:25:07] I gotta go I fucking came with you mr. Whisper time

[22:25:19] That shit is ridiculous.

[22:25:21] Hey, uh, Barry, be careful you might, uh, whisper in your ear and then lick it a little bit.

[22:25:25] And what's- what's- oh, do not.

[22:25:27] What's my time? What's my name?

[22:25:29] My time. What's my name?

[22:25:31] No, it's Valentini. Say it again.

[22:25:33] Okay, okay, Mr. Valentine.

[22:25:35] Valentine.

[22:25:37] Okay, okay, we got it.

[22:25:39] What is he gonna do? Just call him Riga Tony.

[22:25:41] There's nothing he can do, dude.

[22:25:43] Oh, okay.

[22:25:45] Uh, I'm sorry.

[22:25:47] go over that let me let me get the charges the other I'm sorry yeah your

[22:25:52] cadet was actually calling me the wrong name yeah you're good that got G check

[22:25:59] multiple times the fucking he's a cadet okay he doesn't know what he doesn't

[22:26:03] know what's going on I mean you got G checked in the fucking stairwell your

[22:26:08] cadet is fucked up fix them all right what do you mean G check where you

[22:26:15] talking about what is he talking about oh all right look I need to talk to my

[22:26:22] about this fucking situation do you want to know the charges whisper man I do

[22:26:27] yes I do know the charges whisper Balboney you know he started telling you

[22:26:32] what's going on and then you had to fucking interrupt all right so we're

[22:26:36] gonna walk through I'm pretty sure he has the right to a fucking board okay

[22:26:40] privately to a fucking boy well do you want to know the charges not asshole I

[22:26:44] do but then shut the fuck up let me read them okay I'm gonna go through these

[22:26:49] slowly so that you understand what I'm saying. Okay. What you're missing?

[22:26:53] I mean, I, I, so robbery, robbery. Okay. And that's because we watched him rob a

[22:26:59] store. He was in a store that was being robbed. I mean, one other guy. Okay.

[22:27:05] Uh, what else? Grant theft auto. He got into a stolen car. Okay. And drove it

[22:27:10] away reckless endangerment. He launched that car off of a hill onto a free

[22:27:17] way. Okay, resisting, resisting, resisting, you got ram to get over it.

[22:27:27] resisting, he ran on foot. evading, he ran in a vehicle. Okay.

[22:27:35] operating a motor vehicle without a license. That one's pretty

[22:27:38] standard. I have a license. It's expired. unlawful possession of

[22:27:43] firearm. He doesn't have a firearms license. Okay, so with

[22:27:48] 60 months, $5,224 fine.

[22:27:53] Wait, how do you know that's expired?

[22:27:55] I looked at it.

[22:27:56] What was the last charge?

[22:27:58] Ever's license?

[22:27:59] Yeah, that's expired.

[22:28:00] Yeah, it's expired.

[22:28:01] Do you know what day it is today, sir?

[22:28:04] Where does it say expired?

[22:28:05] How do you know they expired?

[22:28:07] It says expired above your last name.

[22:28:09] Above your last name.

[22:28:11] I don't know.

[22:28:11] You see it now.

[22:28:12] I didn't know that.

[22:28:13] OK.

[22:28:14] That's OK.

[22:28:15] Unlawful possession of firearm

[22:28:17] because he doesn't have firearms license.

[22:28:22] That's also expired.

[22:28:27] All right, thank you.

[22:28:28] I just looked at guns today though.

[22:28:30] Like why did the firearms license work if it's expired?

[22:28:34] Let me see.

[22:28:35] Oh, ladies, store clerks, who knows?

[22:28:38] I mean, it's...

[22:28:40] All right, well, you can go have your secret time now

[22:28:43] that we read the charges.

[22:28:44] Secret time.

[22:28:44] I mean, it's also expired.

[22:28:46] I know it is, but why would I be able to buy a gun if I...

[22:28:49] Well, you know, maybe the store clerk just missed it,

[22:28:51] you know?

[22:28:52] I might not check

[22:28:55] Go back over there and whisper to me what happened. Oh

[22:28:59] Wow, that was better

[22:29:01] Look, he's improving. Yep slowly whisper time

[22:29:06] How do you keep saying that it's funny it's gotta get her into it look to God

[22:29:45] You know, I'm really surprised. No one has said anything about me being in here at all. What the Wrangler?

[22:29:57] What are you doing?

[22:30:40] Oh, okay, we'll do it. Oh, okay. Okay. Come on.

[22:31:00] That's a judge. It's like I did that

[22:31:10] They dust, okay, you can't do that. Oh

[22:31:23] You gotta go you gotta take

[22:31:27] What did you why you

[22:31:31] We were

[22:31:33] Oh, Jesus, you got to go to the hospital look at him. Okay, I got to

[22:31:41] God

[22:31:45] What's wrong with you? All right, what are we thinking boys?

[22:31:55] I mean, we're yeah, I mean Jesus you guys talking inside language with the fuck

[22:32:00] I mean sure you do whatever you want but look look mr. Mr. regular you have you have to give us fucking time

[22:32:09] He has the right to speak to a lawyer bride. All right. I'll give you guys five more minutes. Okay

[22:32:14] It's not time. It's as a part of this fucking know it's time. That's a part. No, that's a part of this fucking right

[22:32:20] Yeah, I'm telling you it's time, buddy

[22:32:23] No, you literally did not hang on this freedom to speak

[22:32:26] I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen

[22:32:28] I'm gonna give you guys five minutes and I'm coming back here, and I'm gonna need we got talk about it or else

[22:32:32] I'm just gonna send them. I mean God that makes no I mean you do that or we're suing the state

[22:32:38] Okay, I mean you won't win but sure I mean

[22:32:41] We I mean why you have the d& your fucking pay or what well no

[22:32:46] But yeah, I mean what do you think you could just come down here and just have a limited time with your client

[22:32:49] That's not how why would you I'm trying I'm trying to get I'm trying to get the story. Yeah, all right

[22:32:54] So I'm gonna come back here, and I'm gonna give I'm telling you I'm gonna give you five minutes

[22:32:58] You've already had five that's ten minutes. It's plenty of time and then you know, we'll figure it out. Okay

[22:33:05] That was a misfire these things happen it was a misfire

[22:33:12] He said I suck dick to the top I mean is it true of course it's not true

[22:33:17] I'm not the one here with silly pink hair and jerk off gloves on

[22:33:20] You got anti-com goggles, buddy. Okay

[22:33:23] I do have a complex an apartment complex. Where do you live?

[22:33:28] Alright, yeah, five minutes and then I'm coming back, okay?

[22:33:34] I mean, it's not timed, it's just...

[22:33:35] It's not... I'm telling you it's timed!

[22:33:37] I gotta charge the uh... I gotta charge the lawyer after this, so he's gonna be

[22:33:48] upset about it.

[22:33:49] There's a heavy catch up to a speeding vehicle believed to be Karim St.

[22:34:01] West San Andreas, north Los Lagunas, in a 1080 now.

[22:34:10] 9-12 plus 1, 76 to go.

[22:34:15] Passing Ruffer Plaza.

[22:34:17] Hey lawyer, what's your name?

[22:34:20] Tony Valentino.

[22:34:21] Okay, thank you.

[22:34:23] Clips of Oliver?

[22:34:39] Plus 1, 76 to go.

[22:34:41] That's what I'm asking.

[22:34:42] Can I talk?

[22:35:33] Yes, yes, sorry.

[22:35:35] He's found Orsett still.

[22:35:36] I mean, yeah, I had to fire him, but I thought I'm getting a picket on Los Agunos.

[22:35:49] Cutting straight to Alta.

[22:35:51] That upset me.

[22:36:05] Just that upset me.

[22:36:06] I want that emotional damage.

[22:36:08] It's like, oh yeah.

[22:36:14] So I bet you guys are the leaf blower now.

[22:36:19] So I might need another one if we have an arrest.

[22:36:21] Fingledan again, immersion.

[22:37:04] But of course, I'd turn off my fucking.

[22:37:14] camera light.

[22:37:16] What's the close still?

[22:38:03] Catch taking over. Approaching Shumosh.

[22:38:07] I think Shumosh.

[22:38:27] You know, he eats

[22:38:29] very much a dick.

[22:38:31] But, I mean...

[22:38:33] He's on great ocean.

[22:38:38] Uh, Burrb, I think

[22:38:40] I know, I gotta send you guys the money and shit.

[22:38:42] I've just, I've been sub-a-thon locked.

[22:38:44] I probably shouldn't have done that right

[22:38:46] before the sub-a-thon. Might be.

[22:38:48] But, uh, my, uh,

[22:38:50] Uh, Pete's working on that.

[22:38:52] I'll get that sorted soon.

[22:38:57] I might, uh, I think in a little bit, Burb, I might run a, um, just want to buy a share

[22:39:02] with your fan art on it.

[22:39:04] Your fart on it.

[22:39:05] Well, um, I kind of want to do like Halloween merch alongside of it too.

[22:39:10] I don't know.

[22:39:11] That's so long.

[22:39:12] That'd be cool.

[22:39:13] Wrangler and Halloween?

[22:39:14] Laundry?

[22:39:15] No, it's merch, man.

[22:39:30] Merch.

[22:39:31] Oh, it's merch, man.

[22:39:33] Merch.

[22:39:48] Not giving us a fair chance to talk.

[22:39:51] I've been sitting here silently for three minutes.

[22:39:54] I can't talk!

[22:40:40] I don't think they're on Whisper.

[22:40:52] I feel like I should be down here with the arresting officer.

[22:40:56] Thanks.

[22:40:58] I don't know.

[22:40:58] There's two females.

[22:41:00] Females?

[22:41:04] We're trying to lead our guys.

[22:41:28] I can't believe this radio has been removed.

[22:41:31] It really is just sitting there.

[22:41:38] Oh, he's pissed about ramming.

[22:41:44] I was afraid after I robbed that store and was speeding through the city.

[22:41:50] I didn't know what to do, man.

[22:41:53] I was so afraid of that shit.

[22:41:55] What the fuck?

[22:41:57] Hey, what's up, macaroni?

[22:42:08] So you've missed a regular.

[22:42:12] What's up?

[22:42:13] Unnecessary.

[22:42:14] You're keeping that, buddy.

[22:42:16] You know, you're causing me emotional distress, but telling me the wrong family name, my mom's family name.

[22:42:23] Well, what is it?

[22:42:24] It's kind of fucking outrageous.

[22:42:25] It's Valentini.

[22:42:26] That sounds like macaroni.

[22:42:28] No.

[22:42:29] That, you're causing me emotional distress.

[22:42:31] Well, maybe when you become a cop, you can write me a ticket.

[22:42:34] No, I don't want to be a cop.

[22:42:37] Yeah, you couldn't cut it.

[22:42:39] I mean, this is kind of fucked up, and you know.

[22:42:42] What?

[22:42:43] Which part?

[22:42:44] But you know which but we'll discuss that later. You're glad or say that you called me you called you said

[22:42:50] I sucked dick to get my rank. I I didn't say two in front of my cadet. Yes, you did you said I you said I

[22:42:57] I literally said I go bottle sacks to the top. Okay now. I'll take you to the court

[22:43:03] All right, take it to court and I'm gonna I'm gonna I am because guess what if I was a woman you'd be disbarred

[22:43:10] And I'm gonna say that too

[22:43:12] you know this is just outrageous no it's not no it is not you were you were

[22:43:18] acting in your favor all right look I'm not the client right what are we looking

[22:43:25] at we're guilty plea you're 20 months off what is that what is it what is this

[22:43:31] time served right now 20 months so you literally given how about we do something

[22:43:43] Last time like 30 months

[22:43:46] You can do 30 month what what is the original charges of 90 months?

[22:43:52] So oh

[22:43:54] We're gonna tell me still here. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not a key me to you, buddy

[22:44:03] I'm trying to talk your

[22:44:08] I'll move you myself

[22:44:14] Yeah, you can't threaten people like that down here, man.

[22:44:21] So what are we doing for time?

[22:44:23] You think you're a tough guy?

[22:44:24] I do think I'm a tough guy.

[22:44:26] You're a tough guy.

[22:44:27] You want to see tough?

[22:44:29] You want to see tough?

[22:44:30] Do something about it.

[22:44:31] He will blow you.

[22:44:32] Oh, shit.

[22:44:34] Yeah, he is.

[22:44:35] Look at that.

[22:44:35] Who's a tough guy?

[22:44:36] You're causing me emotional distress.

[22:44:38] Who's a tough guy?

[22:44:41] I'm a tough guy.

[22:44:42] Tell me I'm a tough guy.

[22:44:44] You could actually move you.

[22:44:45] Tell me I'm a tough guy.

[22:44:48] Say it.

[22:44:49] to do it take a minute I'm not hey say it tell me I'm a guy he can he can actually

[22:44:55] move you with that yeah man you're a tough guy you move you move me with that

[22:45:00] I'm fucking press charge you're gonna press charges it's an aggravated assault

[22:45:05] it's a leaf it's a fucking leaf blower buddy do you see the fucking size of

[22:45:10] that thing it's a leaf blower it's not about the size you use it okay that's

[22:45:15] what my mom said how about you fucking you fucking change the fucking tone I'm

[22:45:21] not changing shit change the fucking time I'm not changing shit you need to

[22:45:26] you actually need to apologize to him for threatening him I'm here you're gonna

[22:45:31] move me I can't believe you said that shit that was that was not I'll move

[22:45:34] myself I will throw you out of here buddy all right I'm sorry I'm gonna

[22:45:44] apologize about that picking now or what no you call me you said I gargle

[22:45:48] ball sacks to get my right I mean you undermine me in front of my

[22:45:55] You called me a body cam?

[22:45:57] No, no, no, body cam.

[22:45:59] Fucking hell!

[22:46:01] You want a fucking body cam?

[22:46:03] So it's just...

[22:46:05] What the fuck is wrong with you?

[22:46:07] What the fuck is wrong with you?

[22:46:09] I mean, don't police usually wear body cams in all the cities.

[22:46:11] No!

[22:46:13] Why won't you go to that city then?

[22:46:15] Yeah, go!

[22:46:17] Why won't you go to another city, buddy?

[22:46:19] Get out. Go to another city then.

[22:46:21] Look, okay.

[22:46:23] With the client what we're getting off fucking track

[22:46:27] So what the client right it's time fucking rising right now?

[22:46:31] Look, I want to I'm I'll give him 30 months. I'll give him half off. It's originally six hundred thirty months off right now

[22:46:37] You know, we're only upping the the time served right now. Can we go 35 now? We've been here fucking talking

[22:46:43] Oh, yeah, I'll do 35. He has to plead guilty

[22:46:45] 35 guilty pleading sure 25 minutes. Well sure whatever

[22:46:50] I'll be right back. No

[22:46:52] unbelievable that's crazy some people he said put it on whisper he said he was

[22:47:06] gonna move you what is that I thought that was a threat body cams I was fucked

[22:47:15] up crazy and I got shot you did you need to do something about this cadet he

[22:47:22] shot me right yeah you can't do that man I can't you me I gotta send you off

[22:47:28] duty for a little bit oh come back in five minutes okay all right good this is

[22:47:44] just like old times this is better than old times I think I just need my I need

[22:47:51] my scar should you'll think the FIB can order some no Wrangler I don't think the

[22:48:03] FIB can order anything why not you have a bunch of problems yeah I missed a mr.

[22:48:35] Wrangler fucking guilty good call hello all right 35 months time so okay sir it's

[22:48:55] gonna be 35 months time served in exchange for a guilty plea correct any final words before we

[22:49:15] send you away mr. petterson sir with us okay yeah you got anything you want to say before we send

[22:49:27] you know all right next time don't rob a

[22:49:31] sore okay blah blah blah blah blah

[22:49:36] how old are you already that's what he

[22:50:01] was saying to his lawyers like I was

[22:50:02] being rammed I was scared I had to run

[22:50:04] did you really say that Jesus Christ

[22:50:08] no you're not allowed back there no you

[22:50:12] can't come back we'll let you know

[22:50:14] You want to talk to Wrangler alone why are you armed?

[22:50:44] Yeah, what's going on

[22:50:47] Well, I do think this ticket was a little fall all right

[22:50:51] I think it was too far when you called me a it you you said that I've gobbled more cocks than Christina Aguilera

[22:50:58] I don't wrangle it. You keep changing just now. Yeah, and I don't even know what that means

[22:51:02] You

[22:51:05] Don't know what what means you said I gobble more cocks than Christina Aguilera

[22:51:11] You keep adding on to this

[22:51:14] In front of my cadets a 95. I mean you're lucky. You're just you're lucky. I'm not making a bargain blank consider yourself

[22:51:20] Oh, you know what I understand that but I didn't say that I said you blew yourself to the top. Oh my god

[22:51:26] Why? What are you saying?

[22:51:28] I was just throwing to that. You know what I'm saying?

[22:51:30] Listen buddy, just pay the ticket and next time

[22:51:32] Next time show a little bit of respect

[22:51:34] I don't have the money to pay for it

[22:51:36] Well, figure it out

[22:51:38] Straight out of fucking law school

[22:51:40] You're a smart guy, you figure it out

[22:51:42] Oh come on

[22:51:44] I'm sorry but I've already

[22:51:46] wrote the ticket, I can't take it back

[22:51:48] How would that make me look?

[22:51:50] I'll tell you how that would make me look

[22:51:52] indecisive

[22:51:54] quality very becoming of a lieutenant who's driving for CASA something some

[22:52:01] of the things I hear you say aren't fucking pretty you know pretty fucked up

[22:52:06] like what what have you heard me say that's fucked up you know next time

[22:52:11] I'm bringing a voice recorder that's that's crazy you don't have one of those

[22:52:18] thank you ricka Tony for choosing RPD now get the fuck out what the fuck is

[22:52:23] selling all these damn voice recorders we gotta figure out who that is in a

[22:52:28] wrestling that's not good yeah but you can you can serve it in the car

[22:52:38] Imagine wearing a wire to represent it all right. I'll take the tactical see sir.

[22:52:56] Go get a good one. Good morning. Chad I'm thinking I'm thinking another 45 minutes

[22:53:36] of this run the shop for an hour yeah just put eight hours in the shop run the shop

[22:53:54] for this one one quick hour oh sure I need a fucking gun oh sir would you like

[22:54:04] you to go get him a gun why why can't you get a gun from that gun store I forget

[22:54:11] well the they were getting robbed all right yeah we'll stop in a little soul

[22:54:17] I'm also gonna need 20 grand what the hell do you need that for I'm in debt I

[22:54:23] arrested it was it was $20,000 it was an expensive punch I mean

[22:54:30] single day is expensive no he's not I'll tell you what here come on I'll be up

[22:54:44] go to this I've also got a really good I've got a really good money making idea

[22:54:53] Wrangler yeah you're talking about sandwiches and zigzag sound no what

[22:54:59] Come on, let me show you. Show you everything you need to know. Let's get a little sold.

[22:55:15] Jesus, I'm surprised we haven't been shot yet.

[22:55:44] I know, right? Here, take this.

[22:55:46] Oops, hold on. Give me some of that back.

[22:55:52] How much?

[22:55:53] Give me back $1,600. You keep a thousand.

[22:56:07] Okay, I'll check this out.

[22:56:08] Now you're just going here.

[22:56:10] You get some scratch-offs.

[22:56:12] I'll be watching you.

[22:56:13] No, come on.

[22:56:15] Come on, man.

[22:56:17] Just get a couple.

[22:56:18] Ah, there you go.

[22:56:19] what kind the purple I'm gonna do I'm gonna do two diamonds and a purple we

[22:56:25] call that a Sam what the fuck is a purple ticket a purple that's why what

[22:56:30] a ridiculous name for a ticket so now I'm gonna do I can only buy one you

[22:56:39] have a thousand bucks I just want I just want a thousand on a 500 oh sweet oh

[22:56:45] well these are hidden okay this this ticket says rip bozo you got nothing

[22:56:58] bozo oh well I yeah hold on the ATMs broken sir god damn these thieves all

[22:57:09] right no stay here stay here don't let anyone else buy any tickets okay don't

[22:57:13] don't let him buy any one-cycle beer back

[22:57:15] just don't let him

[22:57:21] the ATM fixer roll

[22:57:38] dude I think it'd be cool if

[22:57:40] you could rob stores for the scratch-offs

[22:57:42] instead of cash

[22:57:44] they should start giving those instead

[22:57:50] we're just gonna do a quick 10

[22:57:54] quick 10 purples

[22:57:56] those are primed I know

[22:58:01] there

[22:58:06] those scratch-offs need to be activated to work

[22:58:08] who gives a fuck

[22:58:13] usually cops are real like people too

[22:58:15] and not guys sitting behind keyboards and eating rotisserie chickens you know

[22:58:20] it's a fucking make-away man no did this guy buy any no he did it there I made

[22:58:34] sure he didn't buy it yes no honestly I think that's better well we should talk

[22:58:48] about it I because like where does the money come from did they get in robberies

[22:58:54] just spawned in basically I feel like it's better when it's actually coming

[22:58:58] from something. More incentive to investigate. Book 10, 1000, 2000, okay, we're averaging

[22:59:19] right, okay, we just profited. Right now we're up, still up, even, even, right. I think

[22:59:36] we broke even maybe. Hey, where did, uh, where'd bet you I go? Okay, all right, hold

[22:59:52] Come on, say here.

[22:59:53] Oh, come on here, come on, let's go everyone.

[22:59:57] Minus 1K.

[23:00:05] Do you hit again, sir?

[23:00:10] Those, I'm telling you, those purple ones

[23:00:12] are about to hit.

[23:00:22] I think that they take them out.

[23:00:23] It seemed like there was a tier of ticket.

[23:00:27] Yeah.

[23:00:28] And the one below purple is diamond.

[23:00:31] How come it's not platinum?

[23:00:36] Wouldn't it be diamond and then platinum?

[23:00:38] Purple means money.

[23:00:41] No, green means money.

[23:00:42] No, pimp swear purple.

[23:00:45] Are we buying Pimp tickets?

[23:00:47] Yeah.

[23:00:51] Dirty gold.

[23:00:52] I'm running fucking...

[23:00:53] I mean, it's gold.

[23:00:58] It's...

[23:00:59] Looks like they take the bad ones, too.

[23:01:00] It's not the Vaseline.

[23:01:01] Come on.

[23:01:02] Let's go everyone.

[23:01:04] Another quick 10.

[23:01:05] Bye, Mr. Vaseline.

[23:01:09] Mr. Vaseline.

[23:01:10] I didn't even remember to begin with a B.

[23:01:14] Maybe zigzag?

[23:01:27] Snow.

[23:01:28] Are you still in the chat?

[23:01:29] I have an insane idea, dude.

[23:01:38] Alright.

[23:01:39] Deactivate the casino because that place fucking...

[23:01:42] It sucks dick anyways

[23:01:45] All right, and now that people have poker tables and shit make gambling illegal

[23:01:51] So people have to do it underground and shit dog. Oh god. Oh, they're buying tickets

[23:01:57] That would be so fucking dope are you buying tickets? What's going on here? What are you buying? Oh?

[23:02:04] He fucked it up

[23:02:06] oh god

[23:02:08] good choice

[23:02:12] you did it just get fucked

[23:02:14] now you did it

[23:02:16] let me see it

[23:02:18] yeah cause you did it

[23:02:20] liar

[23:02:22] i think you fucked that up

[23:02:26] what are we gonna do

[23:02:29] even

[23:02:34] still down a thousand

[23:02:39] still down

[23:02:44] down two thousand

[23:02:49] even

[23:02:56] One, two thousand, fuck you, let's just go get under arrest.

[23:03:06] So that did not solve my money issues at all, by the way.

[23:03:09] Well, I did all I fucking could to help you.

[23:03:13] I mean, it's not really, you just kind of-

[23:03:15] You're just gonna have to keep selling your blowjobs, man.

[23:03:22] I mean, I gave you the fucking leaf blower.

[23:03:24] If you go to the mall right now, you'd have a line of people.

[23:03:28] A line.

[23:03:29] I'm not sure it's entirely legal for me to do that.

[23:03:32] They're consenting.

[23:03:37] something you care is right I mean if somebody if somebody can sense of being

[23:03:41] shot in the head still still murder

[23:03:43] you're actually

[23:03:46] you know just blowing them

[23:03:48] it's over no run

[23:03:51] maybe you maybe you could blow them into the ocean

[23:03:57] oh Jesus God walk

[23:04:01] all right here's the deal 300 bucks and I'll let you fly

[23:04:06] it's true he can do it

[23:04:08] Yeah, Mr. Rigatrani, you should take that deal 300 bucks and you can fly for for five seconds

[23:04:14] I

[23:04:16] Don't want to yes or no you got to do it right now

[23:04:18] Yes, or no?

[23:04:19] When you fly me you can fly me you will you will be able to fly you know what an airplane

[23:04:25] Does it fly from for about five to seven seconds, you know if I didn't get charged to grand by that guy

[23:04:31] I might take it all right 300 bucks. Yeah 300 bucks. Yeah, you do you want this

[23:04:38] I need you to tell me you fully consent to this.

[23:04:40] Are you gonna take out that big thing you showed me earlier?

[23:04:43] Yes, yeah, you want this.

[23:04:45] Fuck this, I'm doing this, I'm doing this.

[23:04:48] I told you, you're gonna make so much money doing this.

[23:04:51] No, shut up.

[23:04:52] Hahaha.

[23:04:56] Jack, help us get his phone, sir.

[23:05:01] His phone? Why would you take his phone?

[23:05:03] Oh, I think he wants this.

[23:05:05] Oh, never mind.

[23:05:06] No, it's fine.

[23:05:08] Me or me?

[23:05:10] Can I get into the right position for this?

[23:05:16] Why don't you get on top of this fountain right here?

[23:05:22] I just have to get into position.

[23:05:28] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, time out, time out, time out, wait a second.

[23:05:37] I'll get behind you.

[23:05:38] Alright, let's...

[23:05:39] Alright.

[23:05:40] Let her forward genetically.

[23:05:41] One second, one second.

[23:05:43] Wait, are you...

[23:05:44] Just stand there, that's all you have to do.

[23:05:46] All right, do you fully consent to this? Okay. Bye. How's that? Is that good?

[23:06:06] Is that is it working? Stop put your arms down. You're more aerodynamic

[23:06:11] Okay, up there. All right. Do you fully consent to this?

[23:06:18] You might have to get up there. You're just going to bring her face

[23:06:27] It's not a scam

[23:06:29] I don't do that I don't do that type of shit. I don't do that shit. It's true

[23:06:34] Here just get down get down maybe stand like

[23:06:39] Right here right here right here ever stand like right here, man. Look on this

[23:06:47] And wait, I need to get the phone out

[23:06:50] I need you to read I need you to reconcent

[23:06:53] It's out of juice no, no, no just put it put it back in your pockets pull back out

[23:07:02] It's sometimes you gotta shake it around shorts

[23:07:22] No, I don't see easy 300 bucks

[23:07:35] She's up there somewhere. She's up here I think right up there

[23:07:52] You want another 300 bucks to get you another one

[23:07:57] You're fine

[23:07:59] If you had a great time

[23:08:01] Did you know she sounds like it get that just got off a fair ride. She's having a great time

[23:08:05] She's having a blast! This is the most fun she's probably ever had in her life!

[23:08:11] I need a husband!

[23:08:13] Well, because she's laughing so hard it hurts!

[23:08:17] Good? You can sense it by the way. You can sense it.

[23:08:22] Alright, let's get the fuck out of here.

[23:08:24] Get out of here.

[23:08:26] Alright, let's do a border patrol.

[23:08:30] Alright.

[23:08:32] You know how to work a camera? In a helicopter?

[23:08:35] No, yeah

[23:08:39] I'd be good to I bet everyone's running guns right now. Whoa whoa whoa that my holsters

[23:08:52] He's got my holsters

[23:08:57] What'd you get those

[23:09:00] State issued

[23:09:07] State issued holsters. Well, yeah, I mean I got let me look at them. They got guns

[23:09:17] Well, can I just not have guns in my holsters?

[23:09:23] Yeah, I guess you could take them though

[23:09:26] That's true too looks like a jelly beans in there

[23:09:29] No, I'm gonna put your mother's number in there regular

[23:09:32] Okay, well you'd have to get it from you'd have to get it from her roommates dead hands. Oh

[23:09:39] She's doable actually any time a guy asked for my mom's number

[23:09:48] My mom always points to her roommate

[23:09:51] Tiffany and

[23:09:54] So I don't think she'd like that

[23:09:59] Let's go there one

[23:10:11] We're gonna go do a board of patrol. I feel like now's a good time for that last time I was in a helicopter was with snow

[23:10:29] Yeah, we got air one up

[23:10:35] Anyone needs it?

[23:10:39] Yeah, so I've seen him in a while

[23:10:43] Yeah, we're gonna go here and uh

[23:10:49] Uh, uh, who's the passenger? Okay. Yeah. Get yourself acquainted with that.

[23:10:55] We got to, yeah, I mean, you're not gonna need that, but thermal you might, uh, we'll go down here.

[23:11:06] See if we can see any, anyone running guns or anything.

[23:11:11] See if there's any cars by the boat rental.

[23:11:15] There's some boats. Poor Burton. Why poor Burton?

[23:11:30] He wanted to come, didn't he?

[23:11:31] You know, all that's down here is some boats and hoes, boats and hoes.

[23:11:36] Yeah.

[23:11:37] Abandoned.

[23:11:38] You should have just said anyone to come.

[23:11:42] We're taking them.

[23:11:45] Well, like I said, we'll check over here.

[23:12:04] This guy hasn't worked out.

[23:12:07] Not yet.

[23:12:09] I feel like eventually we're gonna, I mean, we're just doing laps.

[23:12:14] Where, where, where?

[23:12:16] You have four degrees.

[23:12:26] What the fuck are you talking about?

[23:12:28] Coming this way?

[23:12:40] There's someone right there, something right there.

[23:12:43] I'm out of there peculiar quite peculiar see any boats out the shoreline

[23:13:50] Yeah, they shoot down here man big done shit

[23:14:23] Oh fuck those are rockets oh shit. Oh shit

[23:14:36] Okay, we're gonna out of here Jesus fucking Christ wise Mexico so well fortified. We gotta be a little careful of that

[23:15:14] Tell me someone did enough times and lived to get 150 guns really make them work for it, huh?

[23:15:19] It's okay

[23:15:34] Sorry, hang on. I'm getting us out of here boys

[23:15:40] I don't want to die out here. We're not gonna die out here. I'm the best damn pilot around

[23:15:45] I'm telling you if we get shot down. I probably will die. Well, you don't gotta worry about that. You're fine

[23:15:50] Look, we're out of here. We're out there. It's good to know

[23:16:04] Can't get too close to their one

[23:16:07] Very aggressive with their rockets

[23:16:31] Hold on. We're gonna be embarrassed

[23:16:35] They're one seventy six

[23:17:00] We use out soon let the camera do the work

[23:17:04] Shit the fog

[23:17:21] We're about to be in an A. Let's see if the red new comms winter is coming. Who's winter?

[23:17:35] How do I get in front of his face?

[23:17:43] It's your ass.

[23:17:45] Yeah, I actually would be.

[23:17:47] Be careful here.

[23:17:48] They're right up here.

[23:18:20] They're good to come.

[23:18:22] Crashing into the tennis court. Still gonna be on door set.

[23:18:51] I

[23:19:02] Read this read this read this red get red

[23:19:06] pussy

[23:19:20] Dailing to part

[23:19:23] Good morning P90 world

[23:19:27] Hope you're having a good day sunshine. The world is your oyster

[23:20:02] Hey, thank you

[23:20:22] This is a pilot drunk. What do you mean? I'm doing a good job. It's for you, buddy.

[23:20:43] The only pilot you'll ever be is an attendant at the gas station. Life check. DM check.

[23:21:12] Why's everyone keep making wife jokes? We just love our wives.

[23:22:02] So much huge wife guys here get that secondary unit off of this we got everyone

[23:22:40] The car might be out

[23:23:00] outside the car

[23:23:02] is panicking under the pressure

[23:23:06] southbound power sheet

[23:23:27] sending it down all blowing up

[23:23:29] there she goes

[23:23:31] Jesus Christ

[23:23:33] that's a wrap

[23:23:42] good lord

[23:23:43] to southside patrol see if we

[23:23:50] can see anyone that just has a class 2

[23:23:52] for no reason. Yeah, they were good. Good job. We're going to check the problematic neighborhoods

[23:24:15] road street and form all that. Is this a helicopter coming to radio? Yeah. Why don't you throw in

[23:24:44] some Metallica? Okay, we want to listen to you got this. We got that car parked in the back

[23:25:01] That's kind of weird.

[23:25:03] Yeah.

[23:25:08] Okay.

[23:25:08] There's actually two cars.

[23:25:12] They're all over the form then.

[23:25:48] Nothing, huh?

[23:25:49] They all, like, bought each other.

[23:25:57] Could be.

[23:25:58] They gang over here now, too.

[23:26:23] Well, they're gang members, so they're degenerate people.

[23:26:27] Then they scratch off, like, a civilized folks.

[23:26:30] I agree.

[23:26:48] Gambling is sick.

[23:26:49] Fucking sick fucks.

[23:27:06] I don't hear much anymore.

[23:27:23] It would be impossible if you spent your entire mortgage on scratch offs you would win

[23:27:28] I'm telling you right now. I'm soul reading it go to the get take your mortgage payment put that on scratch offs

[23:27:35] I'm soul reading that and I swear to God you'll win

[23:27:38] That's that that's actual financial advice

[23:27:46] You really should do that real

[23:27:54] Absolutely get it twisted. I just did this and she took the kids. Well fuck her man

[23:28:11] Probably gonna go to bed the guidance

[23:28:44] All right, that's your I'm going to bed

[23:28:49] Yeah, I'm going to bed. I gotta go run the shop. I'm gonna go to MRPD or what are we doing?

[23:29:02] No, you can pass out of my office if you want. I gotta open the shop up

[23:29:15] Time to open cards. I am about to be level 25

[23:29:28] Alright, goodnight.

[23:29:30] Ready?

[23:29:34] Yeah, okay.

[23:30:28] Yes, sir?

[23:30:35] It's a quick hour.

[23:30:47] Job's running well.

[23:30:49] Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, bitch.

[23:30:57] Up, up, bitch.

[23:30:58] Up, up, up, up, bitch.

[23:31:04] Actually, I'm just doing a quick hour.

[23:31:08] Where the fuck?

[23:31:09] Oh, it's nine o'clock.

[23:31:12] I forgot that I leave at nine.

[23:31:24] You like this cozy segment?

[23:31:25] Yeah, cozy.

[23:31:26] One hour to confirm the cool.

[23:31:37] I mean, we'll just see what's going on, right?

[23:31:38] I'm yeah, I don't really plan on doing anything too crazy tonight

[23:31:43] You know

[23:31:45] These guys out of here

[23:31:47] Or some inventory for the next day

[23:31:51] I'll priest, you know

[23:31:53] Normal shit here nothing crazy going on

[23:32:00] But more of these have a standard shot, you know

[23:32:05] another book

[23:32:21] Take those play mats as well

[23:32:23] Yeah, I don't want to I don't want to go off the rails or anything tonight. I really just cuz I got to go to bad

[23:32:35] Should be fine

[23:32:36] Should be shouldn't be a big deal of all chip

[23:32:44] Is a quick one wonky mouse

[23:33:03] Another purple do a quick zigzag here to end the day

[23:33:18] Well, we'll do what we'll just do a simple sandwich

[23:33:28] Quick sandwich date max

[23:33:33] Yeah, I'm a little more hungry too so here's so we're gonna Big Mac bread meat special sauce bread meat special sauce bread

[23:33:49] Just one quick Big Mac to end the night in the world here

[23:33:53] Because we got it. We gotta do this shit during the day so that our XP goes up. Yep

[23:33:57] Yup.

[23:34:03] Yup, absolutely.

[23:34:10] I don't know what you mean by that, Max, you know.

[23:34:18] I don't know what that means.

[23:34:26] That's kinda warm.

[23:34:28] Quick, uh, quick cooldown confirm.

[23:34:32] Means I'm gonna have 20 cam views.

[23:34:33] Oh, I don't want that.

[23:34:54] Out of nowhere, hot.

[23:34:58] Okay.

[23:35:01] Okay.

[23:35:04] Do a mini upside down V, do a triangle.

[23:35:10] Okay, we triangle that, bang, then up, over, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear.

[23:35:39] Alright, yeah, that's cool.

[23:35:40] Fly me, nah, we pulled that off.

[23:35:43] That was the biggest pull that we're gonna get, so I'll just do a quick fake save strat

[23:35:51] as you do, everyone knows that.

[23:35:54] Confirm the cool, then probably just go into the next day, imagine you were.

[23:35:59] Yep. Yeah, let's move off.

[23:36:04] All right, we won XP because we're about to get the new fucking packs, man.

[23:36:08] $81 profit.

[23:36:15] Fake save is good.

[23:36:19] Fake save is actually OP.

[23:36:33] I'm down to start it.

[23:36:35] We started today with a breakfast Big Mac.

[23:36:37] Special sauce, bread, meat, special sauce, bread.

[23:36:47] Good choice, right? I know.

[23:36:59] Is that a thing in America?

[23:37:01] Yeah.

[23:37:07] Pretty decent.

[23:37:10] Okay.

[23:37:26] Where the fuck are-

[23:37:29] You have to tell them every day.

[23:37:47] She's gonna get all these fat ass caught up.

[23:38:09] You're ass to the counter, boy.

[23:38:17] I gotta believe in this.

[23:38:23] Is the size of the store directly related to the number of customers?

[23:38:26] Someone said there can only be 25 NPCs

[23:38:29] on the map at one time.

[23:38:31] And that's why you're not supposed to have a lot of tables, but-

[23:38:35] Tables are really good for XP.

[23:38:37] And I'm trying to get to level 25.

[23:38:55] Tables give you giga XP though.

[23:38:57] I feel like they're good for passive income as well.

[23:39:03] Pentalocajupe done now.

[23:39:08] Stupid boy.

[23:39:49] This is tempting.

[23:39:50] Probably get some more shelf shit.

[23:39:56] I'm just so...

[23:39:57] I'm like, I'm like new pack locked hard.

[23:40:00] I'm close to it too.

[23:40:05] Thanks, Raph.

[23:40:15] You get XP for buying shit?

[23:40:17] I don't know.

[23:40:19] I know you get xp for just about everything. Oh

[23:40:24] You do get xp for but oh you're saying you do you're not asking me saying you do

[23:40:30] Anyone parents would have been I don't know that he's a snitch

[23:40:34] We know that he's an ERP snitch

[23:40:39] Well, what do you really did though?

[23:40:41] Why is we'll clear this off?

[23:40:54] This really isn't good cozy game cool off. All right. Watch this bam. Bam

[23:41:17] Double meat sandwich. Okay. Goddamn dog. Oh fuck it on me. I'm like my inventory run out. Okay. More red. Oh you do get XP for buying shit. I feel like my store could flow a little better too. Yeah I gotta get rid of these tables man. Just thought I'd let you know the PS5 30th anniversary edition is gonna sell in a few hours. Really? What time? Is that today?

[23:43:32] I'm just gonna solve it so fast like I mean it's cool, but I don't even know if I'm gonna waste my money

[23:44:10] Damn that costs 3,000. I think I might have to

[23:44:54] Think I might have to do something. I really don't want to do

[23:44:59] Break into the house next door

[23:45:04] If I get the workbench, can I get bolt cutters to steal bikes and catalytic converters?

[23:45:09] Next patch

[23:45:26] Hope that sounds

[23:45:35] Dog maybe I should cut down on these bitches just ain't filling up like they used to huh, okay

[23:45:49] Yeah, I could try the next event

[23:45:51] Cut down the event price

[23:46:21] Get it twisted

[23:46:23] bang bang

[23:46:36] bang bang

[23:46:37] We're all

[23:46:40] People getting checked out

[23:46:55] A lot we'll play after buying stuff

[23:47:04] Yeah, I might have to sell it. I think it's so cool though. It's not do anything. It's not do anything Jurassic

[23:47:23] I hope I'm this slow ass. No, no mods. I'm saving my ghost foils because chat told me to.

[23:48:04] And that bitch is pretty fucking cool looking. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, I didn't realize they

[23:48:24] were so rare. Pretty neat. Let's do pack opening meta right now. Honestly, I think

[23:48:45] Big Mac is still holding pretty strong. I like Big Mac. Yeah, you got three extra

[23:49:23] hours from the Lisa thing. So probably worth.

[23:50:11] It's been a while since I've opened a blue pack.

[23:50:28] So if I need like what 7000 more experience, opening 400 packs,

[23:50:54] you know, I got to do a zigzag soon. I feel like I haven't got

[23:51:08] anything like wild in a hot minute.

[23:51:11] What do you get at 25?

[23:51:15] New packs. Zigzag the boosters.

[23:51:21] This could be heating up. What's the best pool I've ever had?

[23:51:40] Probably when I was 17 once.

[23:51:42] You think I should get more displays to sell?

[23:52:06] I don't know about that.

[23:52:09] Cold. You think it was better when I was hopping on tables? I think you're right man. This shit is ass.

[23:52:25] Now I'm not gonna get the workbench for for a while.

[23:52:34] And then I'll zigzag.

[23:52:42] You think the employees are stealing from me?

[23:52:54] I mean, they're so fucking slow doing shit.

[23:52:56] It almost looks like they're trying to do some, like, sneaky, slight of hand shit.

[23:53:00] You know?

[23:53:02] It's fucking heroes, man.

[23:53:05] Yup!

[23:53:17] We like that!

[23:53:23] Okay.

[23:53:34] Alright, let's just confirm.

[23:53:42] Peter? I think it's cooled off.

[23:53:44] Oh, that felt kind of hot.

[23:53:48] Okay, and the night of the day.

[23:53:53] Did we get XP at the day too?

[23:54:02] I think it's time to go to some tables, boys.

[23:54:04] I think I do have too many.

[23:54:13] They just ain't filling up anymore like they used to.

[23:54:21] They're just not.

[23:54:26] Eat four?

[23:54:27] Ah, I think it's six.

[23:54:35] Not the move.

[23:54:36] I mean, they're just not filling up, man.

[23:54:40] You know?

[23:54:54] These battle decks kinda seem like they're ass.

[23:54:56] I'm not gonna lie.

[23:55:16] Morning sandwich?

[23:55:33] Straight line.

[23:55:35] Haven't done one of those in a while.

[23:55:38] It's good, I'll bring it back. I'll bring it back down on the bottom.

[23:55:45] Is there a setting to open them faster? Yeah, you think I should.

[23:55:50] I mean, I would get through them faster.

[23:56:03] Oh, okay! That's heatin' up.

[23:56:07] I gotta take the bottom line and send it back.

[23:56:16] Okay.

[23:56:17] Okay.

[23:56:18] Okay.

[23:56:22] Sure!

[23:56:25] Absolutely!

[23:56:26] Nice looking card.

[23:57:10] Send in a- oh.

[23:57:12] Send it back

[23:57:13] God, we're having to skip one fuck the RNG. I'll grab a double purple

[23:57:28] Okay

[23:57:31] You think it's fucked no man come on man don't say that

[23:57:50] No, no, no the RNG is fine. Look it. Look it. Look it. Look look

[23:58:04] Straight line send it back

[23:58:05] Maybe try faking it. No, no, no, no, no, we're actually on a heater right now

[23:58:18] this this is heating up we actually are I can sense this okay I don't think I'm

[23:58:26] gonna do I I could feel something huge coming oh that's great excellent bigger

[23:58:48] though I know it prime it with two booster boxes right oh it's getting

[23:58:57] primed holy shit it's actually getting primed okay watch this don't watch

[23:59:23] Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this.

[23:59:26] Okay, oh yeah, heating up.

[23:59:30] Huge heating up.

[23:59:36] What is that?

[23:59:40] We need more oranges.

[24:00:02] Prime it with one more booster box,

[24:00:06] and then we're sending it down the same line, Chad.

[24:00:10] Except for reverse, same line, but reverse.

[24:00:17] Okay, yeah.

[24:00:18] Yeah, yeah, yeah, watch this.

[24:00:24] Now I'm getting the new packs soon.

[24:00:26] That's good.

[24:00:28] I can feel too, I actually feel really good

[24:00:30] about this. This next straight line is gonna be it man. Oh yeah huge. Alright watch this

[24:00:43] straight straight line. We'll just send it right back. I don't know if it's gonna be these

[24:00:50] red ones I don't think so I think but I think this purple is gonna hit. It might even come

[24:00:55] from the blue. But I don't think it's gonna be the reds here no. Doing that does that

[24:01:02] time yes absolutely. You did it. You think I've over primed it. Do you think the

[24:01:14] game can sense the RNG manipulation? What did I say? Dude, I actually know, man. I have

[24:01:35] two of those now. Is it the same one? What are the odds of that? Sell one? Fuck no. What's

[24:02:06] better than having one? Two. Yeah, you can't sell those, man. You actually can't sell

[24:02:33] those. Might as well sell this one. You're not a Blue Pack fan? I kind of am, man. I

[24:03:00] I feel like the ROI on him is insane.

[24:03:04] I think the blue packs are actually the best.

[24:03:13] Cause I mean, look man, here, let's just pick one up.

[24:03:16] Sells for $3.

[24:03:21] All right, boom.

[24:03:22] I mean, right?

[24:03:29] That was a bad one, but that's doubled.

[24:03:45] Just rip open and do a bunch of blues.

[24:03:47] Stinky!

[24:03:50] Whoa, hold on, what's happening?

[24:04:01] The ass boy, mouse.

[24:04:24] Fucking mouse, man.

[24:05:06] Nice.

[24:05:10] Dude, my mouse is so fucked up, I don't know why.

[24:05:22] Ever since I started like switching between my Naga and my deathatter it just keeps getting, it's just getting fucked up.

[24:05:28] It's probably something to do with shitty ass razor snapsys.

[24:05:39] Alright, shit.

[24:05:48] Straight line down the bottom.

[24:05:50] Oh, we almost got the new packs.

[24:05:54] You know, I guess I could try to sell one of those Ghost Cards for like $3,000.

[24:06:11] I heard that you can do that.

[24:06:13] Sometimes they'll sell like a thousand maybe.

[24:06:44] Worth a duplicate?

[24:06:45] Yeah.

[24:06:46] I guess you're right. It's kind of cool to have two though. I'm not gonna lie.

[24:06:50] Alright, I did say I was gonna rip in eight of these.

[24:07:07] You think someone actually- you think someone fucking sold already?

[24:07:11] Motherfucker.

[24:07:15] About someone dead.

[24:07:17] It's fucking gone.

[24:07:19] You're absolutely right.

[24:07:21] I'm- I'm- I'm bankrupt now.

[24:07:24] I just actually ruined my life.

[24:07:26] My whole fucking life is over, Gigi.

[24:07:29] Oh! Wait to see it back up!

[24:07:38] Okay? Okay?

[24:07:41] See what I said, dude. I'm telling you these blue packs. The ROI is fucking insane, man.

[24:07:46] The ROI!

[24:07:52] Buy blue packs over, no bother socking them. Oh, I gotta sock them.

[24:08:14] Get around the fuck out. Out. Out. Out.

[24:08:24] I'm gonna go do a straight line, but down the bottom, and then I think I'm gonna

[24:08:37] just go to bed with the sandwich.

[24:08:40] Maybe a zigzag. I feel like it's been a long time. Oh, no, I think it's zigzag after this.

[24:09:14] I'll sell one. Let's see if this will sell.

[24:09:33] It might! Maybe some dumbass will buy it. You'd buy it. There you go. There's the dumbass.

[24:09:52] There they are. I think we're just holding out, man. I don't think I'm buying anything until these

[24:10:05] new packs come out. Buy some shelving for it. Some blue dice, maybe, I guess?

[24:10:15] Anything extra, I mean, I don't think we're going to. This is a zigzag. I'm feeling this

[24:10:25] zigzag oh it's gonna be kind of weird I'm feeling so good about the zigzag

[24:10:38] zigzag zigzag okay yeah this is it level 25 today let me rip into it we've

[24:10:54] rip open a case of them tonight come on zigzag god the zigzags man oh okay

[24:11:16] Hold on

[24:11:23] sandwich

[24:11:24] Ugh

[24:11:38] My fucking zigzag strat dude zigzag strat doesn't work with the fucks the point. How's he doing?

[24:12:40] My mouse, where if this mouse is dying?

[24:13:06] All right, I'm priming

[24:13:08] I'm priming with a blue, but I know this looks crazy, but I'm gonna prime with this blue booster box

[24:13:15] Good one to prime with I think

[24:13:29] really at this point I don't think we're gonna hit anything huge to level 25 I

[24:13:38] think it's all about new I think it's all about new packs I think I think that

[24:13:45] we prime the RNG for that gotta be right I have to watch this then we go back up

[24:13:58] and like a C formation that's pretty good that's pretty good new tech some of

[24:14:15] your best bulls come from basic rules yeah I honestly I think you could

[24:14:18] I probably beat this whole game just only dealing with blue packs.

[24:14:31] Of course, I don't know how you beat this game. I don't think you do, it's a sin.

[24:14:34] Someone's in the chat said pump.

[24:14:45] You fucking distracted me and made me do that dude.

[24:14:51] Price them? I think I did, maybe I didn't.

[24:15:23] Ew, decent technique on that one. Yeah, I thought that one was okay too.

[24:15:37] Oh, the cum strat is advanced shit.

[24:15:39] But I gotta wait for the cum strat when I get my four- my four-tier shell.

[24:15:43] These are priced. Silly Billy. Alright, I'll try to sell for $500. I'm gonna try to sell for $1,000.

[24:16:02] I'll just fuck it. I'll just let it sit there. I'll just let it collect us. I don't give a fuck.

[24:16:09] Oh shit, this is nice and stocked up. Any good pools? Yeah, I got another ghost card.

[24:16:30] It's only the ghost card? I got another one. I got two of the same. Same Zs.

[24:16:38] Okay, I called it too. I knew it was going to happen.

[24:16:48] Yup, new packs of 25.

[24:16:59] Yeah, I got two of the same ghost cards.

[24:17:08] That's okay.

[24:17:12] I feel this big mac.

[24:17:14] Special sauce, bread, meat, special sauce, bread.

[24:17:21] That's what's up.

[24:17:42] Wide zigzag.

[24:17:59] And then into lower zigzag.

[24:18:03] That's kind of good.

[24:18:07] I didn't see Storm's 8K, but I don't want to see it either. I don't want any spoilers.

[24:18:27] Shit, we're about to hit it.

[24:19:09] Get the fuck away from that.

[24:19:13] Okay.

[24:19:14] Good.

[24:19:15] That's close.

[24:19:19] I feel this orange booster.

[24:19:21] Is this real penta or an AI?

[24:19:26] I think AI penta would just be a giant stomach on the stream with a fucking talking mouth.

[24:19:39] Yo!

[24:19:40] Okay.

[24:19:41] that's just the same hey don't say shit true yep 25 let's rip into a hole

[24:20:00] let's rip into a whole case of them right before we even get them on the

[24:20:14] shelves we're gonna do it in front of all these fucking nerds too we're gonna

[24:20:23] watch we do it wow absolute hot ass okay the desi packs are kind of bad I

[24:21:06] I mean the art's kind of cool. That's the facts our highest risk reward. Let's see.

[24:21:21] How much does this shit cost? I don't even see. I mean the art's cool. Oh these cost the same as red.

[24:22:00] Trust the process. I mean we're getting a feel for it.

[24:22:24] I better start reeling in soon. You're ready about the... okay?

[24:22:59] Oh, you're reeling in soon?

[24:23:01] This guy's just gonna start playing around me? That's cool.

[24:23:05] He's teasing me? I feel like it's warming up.

[24:23:12] I definitely... I feel like it's getting hot.

[24:23:15] For sure. Oh, shit, okay.

[24:23:18] Let's get it warmer.

[24:23:28] I think there might be gold in this box.

[24:23:30] It just paid for itself.

[24:23:44] What the fuck? Then they don't sell it in, dawg!

[24:24:12] This is it, right here.

[24:24:14] Yes.

[24:24:17] Is that alright? This is it, right here.

[24:24:19] Complete fucking shit.

[24:24:39] Is there how much? 124?

[24:24:41] I mean, fuck, I made it back, man.

[24:24:51] It's box sandwich time.

[24:24:55] Case sandwich.

[24:24:59] Cause I liked how that felt.

[24:25:12] I did. I liked how that felt.

[24:25:20] Gonna build...

[24:25:21] Gonna build the case sandwich.

[24:25:33] This is a safe strat moment.

[24:25:39] And then as long as we don't topple this...

[24:25:42] We go but we can't we can't accidentally topple this because it'll fuck the whole RNG man. Here we go

[24:26:00] Okay

[24:26:03] This shit. I don't think this is ass man

[24:26:08] Cuz the whole fucking case is a hundred thirty two bucks

[24:26:12] Bro, if you get one full face art it pays for itself, right?

[24:26:16] You get one full art

[24:26:18] It's hell for nine to ten off the shelf though

[24:26:38] Yeah, but it doesn't really matter does it?

[24:26:40] because if you get a single card that you know I'm saying pays for itself I

[24:26:45] mean you saw you saw packs is a passive thing right the real money is

[24:26:57] selling the big big bitch cards you know what I'm saying now the gold wrapper on

[24:27:11] the inside the nice touch boom paid for itself son oh and it's still hit now

[24:27:34] it's so good I feel really good about this case sandwich I feel good about

[24:27:48] Holy shit, yeah, I feel good about this

[24:27:52] I'm toppling it, I just accidentally moved it

[24:28:08] As long as I don't topple

[24:28:10] Is that it?

[24:28:56] Okay, that's it

[24:28:58] Now?

[24:28:59] We do a little mini sandwich on the side

[24:29:01] I know, I know

[24:29:06] But we need the game to think that we're doing something different

[24:29:09] Now the game's like, what the hell is he doing?

[24:29:11] What the fuck?

[24:29:13] Okay, I'm like, I don't know, I'm just slowly doing the sandwich

[24:29:18] And then we go back to the case sandwich

[24:29:20] You see how this is all shit?

[24:29:22] Getting the bad R&D out of the way.

[24:29:26] Yup.

[24:29:27] Look at this.

[24:29:28] All garbage.

[24:29:29] Okay, now watch this.

[24:29:52] I'm not gonna get the workbench.

[24:29:53] I'm gonna be honest, the workbench is probably gonna be the last thing that I get.

[24:29:57] People have told me, and I believe it, that it's kind of ass.

[24:30:02] Ooh.

[24:30:03] You see what I'm saying?

[24:30:11] Yup.

[24:30:12] Yes, sir!

[24:30:14] Yes, sir!

[24:30:16] Yes sir!

[24:30:18] Oh my god, we th- okay, we're actually making some good fucking money on this.

[24:30:28] On a heater!

[24:30:29] Real.

[24:30:30] Yup.

[24:30:31] Yup.

[24:30:36] Yup.

[24:30:37] Yup.

[24:30:42] Yup.

[24:30:43] I just know, man, I really just know the strats I'm telling you.

[24:31:36] Bards in a day?

[24:31:37] Oh, that looks fucking sexy, too.

[24:31:49] Finish this off.

[24:32:16] I don't know why everyone just doesn't always listen to me, man.

[24:32:33] good yeah that case is really shaping up okay this is the new strap yeah sandwich

[24:33:00] the cases man I'm telling you I watched this oh damn pull the ghost card it's

[24:33:21] not gonna get any better than that I'm off see you later guys I'm out of here

[24:33:24] safe strap yep our course with 10 different guys thank you so much dark

[24:33:43] course love that I gotta say man I'm liking my little 5am trading card game

[24:33:53] DJ will fucking community yeah little fucking DJ Oilers

[24:34:01] up a little bit it's kind of nice all the Lamos are gone it's just us cool

[24:34:07] people now. Look at what a cool thing we're doing. It's relaxing. If Chelsea didn't ruin

[24:34:17] me and turn me into a dark room with no TV on sleeper, I could definitely see this being

[24:34:23] a game I, or being a game I fall asleep to. Whoa! Holy! God damn! Where's the R.P.?

[24:34:35] dog I repeat for like what 12 hours long time

[24:34:44] Eight hours no way. Oh, maybe it was because I podcasted for a while. You're right

[24:35:02] Yo, these destiny packs are kind of hidden for me

[24:35:05] You think this could you wish this could be a thing after the sub-a-thon

[24:35:17] I'll let you know a little secret after I after the sub-a-thon. I'm always like

[24:35:24] After the sub-a-thon 10 hours feels like nothing to me

[24:35:27] So it's not uncommon to get 12 hour streams even after the sub-a-thon

[24:35:32] I'm kind of primed at that point

[24:35:37] Sometimes I think about doing that sometimes I'm like I should just my five days. I'm streaming. I should just fuck it

[24:35:49] Just G gen just 14-hour streams

[24:35:53] I don't know and it's like

[24:35:56] It's like that's all I'm doing

[24:36:00] good thing. Everything in moderation right? But Twitch is kind of a bitch like that because

[24:36:06] it you get rewarded for just fucking only doing that you know. That's just how it is man.

[24:36:18] I remember you saying that after the first sub of the um we didn't get any 10 hour streams

[24:36:22] ever. That's bullshit. That's not fucking true. These motherfuckers are hidden. Oh

[24:36:42] OH MY GOD!

[24:36:44] GOD, DIT, alright, yeah, this fuckin'

[24:36:47] This fuckin' this case juice.

[24:36:49] What the fuck, that shit hit, dawg.

[24:36:52] That box went hard as fuck.

[24:37:05] I actually think that, I-I-I think it's fully cool, there's no way.

[24:37:16] That was borderline illegal card manipulation.

[24:37:21] Alright, the devs might actually ban me.

[24:37:34] Can I do a high elo only TOS2 game night this week?

[24:37:37] I might do Chaos Mod tomorrow?

[24:37:40] I want to do that soon, YOOOOO!

[24:37:46] Did you get soul in a heater?

[24:37:50] I don't think it is, I think it's cooled off, but we'll confirm it.

[24:37:53] One more destiny pack.

[24:38:08] That shit's cooled off, dog.

[24:38:23] Get some destiny packs on the shelf.

[24:38:25] I should start doing some of these.

[24:38:38] Six of these, bitches, man.

[24:39:03] That shit actually treated me right.

[24:39:05] Oh, that's nice to spend those.

[24:39:45] This one's mine.

[24:40:06] Oh, that stinky boy, get in.

[24:40:28] And I are a faster checkout guy now.

[24:40:31] But do I want to?

[24:40:34] Maybe.

[24:40:37] I mean, I probably do.

[24:40:38] Faster checkout just means more money, right?

[24:40:40] Because it's getting...

[24:40:41] ...MDCs out.

[24:40:44] Yeah.

[24:40:47] Alright.

[24:40:48] Let me rip into these.

[24:40:52] And I can finally fire this fucking fat piece of shit.

[24:40:55] I'm not talking about myself.

[24:41:01] Really?

[24:41:01] Yo, yo, we're shit-talking these.

[24:41:02] I really don't think these-

[24:41:04] I think these are kinda good, actually.

[24:41:10] When they hit, they hit.

[24:41:34] Okay, yeah, we're gonna have to oh blue booster box after this. Let me get all these on the shelves

[24:42:02] And then yeah, I could see that let me get my inventory right

[24:42:09] This guy doesn't know what the fuck to do

[24:42:23] Need more of those

[24:42:27] More of these. We'll do two more

[24:42:33] Need another thing of reds

[24:42:43] Orges

[24:43:03] very fast checkout

[24:43:05] My processing fee though. Get the fuck out of my face.

[24:43:12] You're gone. Does he not start till tomorrow?

[24:43:24] He comes. He comes. Yeah I believe he's worth because if that's the way you know

[24:43:48] this game works where it's only a certain amount of people NPC spawned on

[24:43:53] the map at once then yeah he would be worth it right. To mean more people

[24:44:03] London now, right?

[24:44:10] Oh, there he is.

[24:44:12] My man.

[24:44:14] Man the counter.

[24:44:15] I gotta see this guy go to work.

[24:44:40] Shit.

[24:44:43] Okay, yeah, he's moving.

[24:44:57] We need that.

[24:44:59] Walks all over your car game?

[24:45:12] I'm thinking about doing something crazy, chat.

[24:45:14] And I might need you to talk me out of it.

[24:45:19] God, I don't know if I should.

[24:45:21] I'll do it tomorrow.

[24:45:25] I'm thinking about doing a case Big Mac.

[24:45:42] That would be fuckin' wild.

[24:45:44] I don't wanna get a hole.

[24:46:02] I kinda wanna get another card display.

[24:46:04] The bitches do look nice!

[24:46:17] You really need to round everything now that you have the cash here?

[24:47:03] Oh yeah!

[24:47:05] I guess I don't.

[24:47:07] Oh, it slows them down to give more change?

[24:47:09] Oh yeah, that's true.

[24:47:11] Good point.

[24:47:13] So silly, yes.

[24:47:15] Yeah, that makes sense.

[24:47:19] I can't believe there's already a meta for this game.

[24:47:33] Card only

[24:47:35] Can you do that is that legal? This is crazy. This might ruin me. I think I got this

[24:48:58] Twip the game is that a judge is slur. Oh, that's not like a slur to me

[24:49:06] Thanks for the five gifted subs

[24:49:09] Can I open the box while sitting on the sidewalk under the under the street lamp new meta?

[24:49:19] I could see that rooftop packs rooftop casino. Oh, oh he looked at it went down

[24:50:20] So if two stinky boys coming out, oh, I see

[24:50:46] Stinky boy got through

[24:50:49] All right, what's the big Mac gonna be?

[24:51:02] So we're gonna go red special sauce red

[24:51:17] meat

[24:51:19] special sauce

[24:51:21] bread side of dessert on the sidewalk under the street lamp we're gonna wait

[24:51:41] we're gonna wait because I'm worried that my restocker oh no he's going home

[24:51:44] it's not a clock okay fuck out you know thousand dollar thousand dollar big

[24:51:56] Mac bread this is new tech meat this is actually new tech special sauce it's

[24:52:19] That's not good. Can we not build it?

[24:52:22] Oh, wait, I wasn't okay.

[24:52:42] It can't topple either.

[24:52:44] Hey, that's bread.

[24:52:47] Meat.

[24:52:48] I think the streetlight is fucking-

[24:52:53] Meat?

[24:53:03] Holy shit, dude.

[24:53:05] This is some crazy RNG manipulation.

[24:53:08] Oh my god.

[24:53:11] It's trying to stop it because it knows.

[24:53:17] Because it knows- it knows that I fucking figured it out.

[24:53:20] Oh!

[24:53:21] If it topples, it's bad luck.

[24:53:37] Fuck, dude.

[24:53:38] Gotta get my dessert.

[24:53:49] I gotta get my dessert on the side.

[24:53:52] Holy shit.

[24:53:57] Okay.

[24:53:59] Alright, the case, Big Mac.

[24:54:02] Holy fucking shit!

[24:54:08] That's huge R&G.

[24:54:11] Okay?

[24:54:13] Everyone- the Big Mac only gets good in the middle, though.

[24:54:16] We all know this.

[24:54:19] We all know this.

[24:54:23] We need some b- this was a thousand dollars.

[24:54:27] We have some big big hits this is under this is under the street light percent as well. So this is brand new tech

[24:54:36] brand new location

[24:54:38] brand new

[24:54:40] Sandwich

[24:54:47] Yeah, I like the middle one. That's the best part of the big Mac both sides are toasted

[24:55:00] Okay

[24:55:03] So far this hat, I mean but I mean that we know that right, okay

[24:55:07] Yeah cuz it's gonna be the middle right you take the middle one out if you get a

[24:55:21] big Mac why the fuck do you get a big Mac then just get a fucking just get a

[24:55:27] double cheeseburger add fucking dice tongue ends add lettuce add special

[24:55:32] sauce and then remove ketchup a big Mac with quarter-pounder patties

[24:56:11] oh fuck nice you think this is gonna give me 5k card I don't I don't think it's

[24:56:45] even gonna I don't even think this is even gonna start to get good you know

[24:56:48] that's risky I think I and I don't even think this next purple case but I think

[24:56:57] after that it's gonna start hitting because what actually watch what I'm

[24:57:04] gonna do yes that yeah I'm gonna sack the empties okay you can open the boxes

[24:57:21] about picking up I don't know if that's true right click yeah that's ramping I

[24:57:32] mean you can see you could you can see the strat working right it's it's

[24:57:36] ramping up I mean you can see it right I didn't go to Sunday school I barely went

[24:57:59] to Monday Friday school I didn't go to Sunday school okay you're not seeing it

[24:58:06] You're not looking good. You're not looking hard enough brother. You got to believe in this strap

[24:58:09] It is ramping you can see it ramping the game is giving me a little bit

[24:58:13] But not a lot because it's just you see it's trying to get me off of it

[24:58:17] You see but it's ramping look at it ramp look at the ramp. Okay. Watch this watch this

[24:58:23] It's gonna keep ramping

[24:58:25] Watch man. I'm telling you dude

[24:58:33] Yeah, that's that's ramping up. Oh

[24:58:39] It's ramping. Oh god. It's ramping

[24:58:42] Holy shit chat. Oh, it's ramp. Oh, yeah. Oh

[24:58:48] My god, okay. It's actually ramping up so hard. Okay. I I actually think that

[24:58:57] The creator of this game might try to DMC in my stream because I am I am showing all the text

[24:59:02] And I'm showing it for free for you guys

[24:59:04] Yeah, I actually might get in trouble

[24:59:13] Okay

[24:59:14] Yep, that's ramped

[24:59:16] But here, but this isn't even gonna be the craziest pulls because this is this is gonna be mediocre

[24:59:21] I'm telling you it's all about the center of the sandwich

[24:59:25] Yep

[24:59:27] It's all about the center of the sandwich always

[24:59:34] Yep, oh

[24:59:36] It's falling to me. Oh, it's calling

[24:59:39] God, okay, I might have actually just fucked it up there

[24:59:50] It should be okay right click to open someone's head

[24:59:56] instead of right-click to open that's just as take a bite oh I see oh wait I

[25:00:05] understand okay I'm more I'm worried about accidentally throwing it on the

[25:00:14] ground there we'll see no that's a ramp no that's a ramp okay no no no it

[25:00:29] actually is no it's not working holy shit that's okay I was gonna do that

[25:00:54] Anyways, and I'll tell you why yep. I'll tell you why for this

[25:01:10] Still ramping up

[25:01:27] Okay, we're halfway through this sandwich now we eat dessert. I know I

[25:01:35] Know I know

[25:01:38] Yep

[25:01:39] Now we have dessert. I know no, I'm telling you I know trust me trust me trust me actually trust me

[25:01:49] just a biter the whole thing we get halfway through it

[25:02:14] this is what we do here oh my god it's pay alright it's paid for oh shit that's

[25:02:26] ramp god it's prime yep so it's all profit now huge why not two dollars

[25:02:45] profit that's still profit okay I'm fine finish off the big Mac now come

[25:03:05] back to the zone later take a bite out of it five layer burrito attack no that's

[25:03:42] fine so that'll be able to buy two new houses by the time I'm done now now it

[25:04:19] starts getting crazy this is where the crate dude this is where the actual

[25:04:23] fucking insane shit's about to happen. Buckle up chat. You've never seen it. You'll never

[25:04:33] see anything like this again in your life. Ever. This is going to be the craziest shit

[25:04:41] you've ever seen. Ever. Buckle up. Just wait. Just wait. It needs a second to ram back up.

[25:04:53] It does need a second to ram back up but it will happen. No, no, no. It's going to

[25:05:00] ram. This is going to be shit. We just got to get through this. We got to get

[25:05:18] through the bun. Everyone knows the middle bun is the worst part. No, it looks like it's

[25:05:37] cooling off. This is a noob trap. Okay. It looks like it's cooling off to get the noobs

[25:05:44] off of this, but the pros know this is just getting its second wind. Look at that. That's

[25:05:52] what we call a ramp sign. You gotta look for those subtle hints of the games giving

[25:05:57] you. Like, hey, you're close. Keep digging. I'm telling you, man, you went back out

[25:06:04] because you're a noob, but real pros no? Nah. That the game just gave you a sign actually.

[25:06:09] Oh the top of the top of those, oh no. The top of those packs hitting the bottom of the

[25:06:18] bottom. Yeah, no, it's over. No, that guy's open the box strap. It's actually fucking me.

[25:06:27] that guy's open the box rat when it's on your hands is actually fucking me I

[25:06:35] think that's what it is because look okay oh it's that that's salvageable then

[25:06:52] that's salvageable that's that's the strap not whatever the fuck that what

[25:07:23] What did I say? That guy's open the fucking box strat is just ridiculous.

[25:07:33] There we go.

[25:07:35] Yeah that guy needs to be banned. That's fucking ridiculous.

[25:07:38] Awful.

[25:07:40] Look at me, look at this.

[25:07:45] Yup.

[25:07:52] I think this might have already- this might already be worth.

[25:08:03] Hey, it's my- my fucking tax dollars paid for this fucking street.

[25:08:06] I can open up cards here if I want.

[25:08:08] I don't give a fuck.

[25:08:09] My fucking tax dollars are paid for this street, they're paid for the fucking electricity from the lamp.

[25:08:14] Look at that!

[25:08:16] Look at that!

[25:08:18] I told you Nuke trap before!

[25:08:20] This is a ramp.

[25:08:21] A pro knows a ramp up when they see one.

[25:08:25] Easily a fucking ramp up.

[25:08:30] Look at it!

[25:08:34] Look at that shit man!

[25:08:37] You would fucking stop!

[25:08:39] But I'm a pro, I can recognize ramp signs.

[25:08:42] you don't listen to me about you know you don't listen you don't listen to

[25:08:50] yourself about that shit I fucking know thanks for the raid I haven't spoken I

[25:09:05] actually haven't spoken to my family in weeks don't talk about that cuz of the

[25:09:09] subodon fucking subodon locked that person said handicapped handicapped

[25:09:21] rampside yeah you're gonna be seeing more of those too buddy keep talking

[25:09:26] you're gonna be seeing one right when you pull to your driveway this was a

[25:09:52] huge fucking payoff is the rumor if you display your ghost cards you try more

[25:10:01] customers true probably not I mean it maybe I don't know I don't fucking know

[25:10:06] man I only know about card opening tech ask me about that okay that was pretty

[25:10:15] good I think this purple box is gonna end up being the best because it's

[25:10:28] pretty primed this shit is pretty primed man

[25:10:41] Cartek is really just a pump first half of the box is always garbage everyone knows

[25:10:57] that I think there I think there's a ghost in this box ah this is pretty normal

[25:11:34] if you live in California something like this second half of the box is

[25:11:41] always the best everyone knows it yeah I think that this might be a this might

[25:12:09] a prime box. I think this might actually be a ramp-up box. So now we have two

[25:12:16] options and this is why I this is why I kept dessert right because if the game

[25:12:21] is gonna give me an obvious the RNG is ramping up box I'm not gonna put it on

[25:12:28] the fucking bun that's stupid as shit right. I gotta go back into dessert I

[25:12:34] I gotta take that RNG put into the Destiny cards.

[25:12:39] Yeah, that's why I saved that. Oh yeah, okay.

[25:12:42] That just confirmed me, everything I need to know.

[25:12:45] That's why we do these things.

[25:12:47] This was a ramp the RNG up box.

[25:12:54] It actually was.

[25:13:24] We do a little bit of save manipulation.

[25:13:26] What around the block tech? Who discovered that?

[25:13:35] Okay.

[25:13:41] Okay.

[25:13:50] Okay, that's a really good sign, Jay. That's what you want to see.

[25:14:02] Watch this. Right here. Fourth pack, I'm calling it. Count. Yep. Let's do it.

[25:14:15] Yep. Oh yeah, definitely the fourth pack. All right, watch this right here. Fourth pack. Yep.

[25:14:24] I was off. Maybe it was the fifth. Maybe I counted wrong.

[25:14:29] I could have counted wrong. It's possible. No! Did I count wrong or is it? No! My ramp.

[25:14:48] But my- my fucking- maybe the fucking case Big Mac isn't it? Maybe I got it- maybe I'm

[25:15:01] I'm straying too far from my original strats again.

[25:15:03] Let's take this one, son.

[25:15:15] Yeah, I could see this being a bug report too.

[25:15:17] I'll talk to the devs and discord.

[25:15:21] I'll go into the devs discord tonight and be like, hey, uh.

[25:15:25] I think I found a pretty big bug in your game.

[25:15:27] Wait, OK, hold on.

[25:16:03] You just got a $2,600 card.

[25:16:05] What the fag!

[25:16:06] What the fag!

[25:16:10] I guess I opened up two ghost cards tonight

[25:16:12] so I can't be too mad.

[25:16:23] Maybe I overate.

[25:16:25] No, that's not a thing.

[25:16:28] That's a myth.

[25:16:29] Hey Decevonny, I may have-

[25:16:45] I- this may have been a loss, cause I spent a thousand dollars on all this shit.

[25:17:02] What's my binder worth? I dunno, we'll have to look.

[25:17:10] You think it was a big profit?

[25:17:12] Maybe.

[25:17:18] Last set in the Big Mac.

[25:17:20] Last set a-

[25:17:24] Okay.

[25:17:25] Okay.

[25:17:26] That's good.

[25:17:27] I'm buying the fucking workbench, man.

[25:17:35] I heard shitty, I'm gonna wait-

[25:17:37] I'm gonna wait to buy that shit.

[25:17:38] Yeah, I'm letting the right click open too yeah I don't know maybe it was worth

[25:17:57] I'm gonna leave this as a monument to why to not stray from too far from the

[25:18:02] tech that was a that was a pretty big stray

[25:18:05] McElex oh shit you're flying off the shelf oh you bought the ghost card

[25:19:59] off the shelf let's talk it up man that's wasted money god damn it I wish

[25:21:34] I wish you would ask if you're sure, that's my biggest pull, Penis.

[25:21:40] What else can I buy?

[25:21:57] I can't even afford a truck by those two, though.

[25:22:20] What the fuck is this?

[25:22:34] Bunko pops?

[25:22:36] Well, yeah, actually.

[25:22:50] I knew it.

[25:22:51] I knew this was gonna be some stupid ass shit.

[25:22:53] For level 46, you'll open one a bit below 1k and then you'll get a full R, full R-leg

[25:23:30] hollow pull.

[25:23:31] I think he knows the fucking struts buddy. I'm the tech guy around here. Yeah, who's this guy? I think he is

[25:23:52] Buddy I know the tech

[25:23:54] Not you me

[25:24:10] Reverse helix put a little bit of red on top of that

[25:24:17] Yeah, this guy's never heard this guy's ever rainbow zigzagged in his life

[25:24:23] So when I make my move

[25:24:29] No, you call triple stankies

[25:25:55] Oh. Alright, I'm going to bed.

[25:26:13] Which VOD?

[25:26:14] Boys do look nice.

[25:26:19] Whoa!

[25:26:24] That looks cool too.

[25:26:29] This one, this isn't a VOD.

[25:26:31] This is me live at twitch.tv.com.

[25:26:35] But not anymore.

[25:26:39] Mike Block first day.

[25:26:41] Helping with Blind Sun.

[25:26:43] What about the court case one?

[25:26:45] You know what I'm talking about?

[25:26:50] It was a beautiful day in the bill.

[25:26:53] Does anyone know what that is?

[25:26:55] There's no way.

[25:26:57] There's no way someone just knows that off the top of their head.

[25:27:00] Divorce court.

[25:27:11] Look at my park.

[25:27:12] That's so long.

[25:27:26] This is Mike's first day.

[25:27:28] But I thought it was going to just.

[25:27:30] Bitch, you got three seconds to bend over and.

[25:27:33] Two.

[25:27:33] Get ready for backside.

[25:27:35] Three.

[25:27:35] Turn around.

[25:27:36] Nah, hell nah, bro.

[25:27:38] You're going to have to drag me off my block.

[25:27:40] All right.

[25:27:41] You're going to get paid.

[25:27:51] All right, I could pepper that in, I guess.

[25:27:56] We do a Chase Clowder one, it's 10 hours.

[25:28:03] Go for it.

[25:28:04] There's Wranglers in there, that's fine.

[25:28:18] Jimmy Kinsonyera, all right, find it.

[25:28:22] Confirm the VOD.

[25:28:23] There's no one to surround that you can.

[25:28:42] There's so many views.

[25:28:45] This is the birth of Nice Block.

[25:28:49] We'll do Mike Block first day, backside.

[25:29:09] I kind of got away from that voice.

[25:29:20] Wrangler rights violation.

[25:29:22] This is the first day after surgery of Ricky.

[25:29:41] I should play a TFRP or SOE VOD on these days.

[25:29:45] I don't even know if those are...

[25:29:49] I don't think VOD guys started up until way after, you know.

[25:30:07] Old VOD channel has those. Oh, maybe.

[25:30:29] I need a suggestion channel for VODs in the Discord.

[25:30:32] Did the mods ever make those or did I was that me screaming into the void? No, there's no way SOE vods are I mean

[25:30:42] I I would be fucking shocked if they were

[25:30:45] Boy would I be surprised?

[25:30:54] I said I want to do chef Ben on Friday. I did I did say that. I'll do this first a mic block

[25:31:27] And I'll do

[25:31:31] Well, that's only an hour

[25:31:39] Don't want the Vod of Wrangler shooting storm

[25:31:41] No, no, I feel like that's even too recent like fuck. I guess it sounds like two years ago

[25:31:48] No, okay

[25:31:56] Fucker

[25:31:58] Chase Clowder one old pepper one in I guess

[25:32:00] Even we get to that part of the subodon

[25:32:06] Hey, when we get to that part of the sublon really good all the good VODs are starting to

[25:32:26] Surely there's got to be some more out there. That's a good VOD

[25:32:33] This is the giga lawyer one right here

[25:32:35] Let's say like three hours. This is the creation of corn roll

[25:32:54] This is a va this is this is a va deception though

[25:33:00] This is a va of a va

[25:33:02] because they're

[25:33:10] That would be a va of a va

[25:33:24] First bit of Chase is a va. All right, whatever

[25:33:43] whatever

[25:33:44] So what do we got?

[25:33:49] Chase

[25:33:50] First day Mike

[25:34:09] Well guys, hopefully there's a stream tomorrow

[25:34:25] Hopefully there's a stream tomorrow man two hours and four. Here comes that jing. Yeah. Oh

[25:34:32] Man don't edge too hard

[25:34:35] Anything's possible. We'll see I'll be surprised man. I feel like this has been a pretty

[25:34:39] high energy sub-a-thon also at 10 a.m. The

[25:34:45] Deal starts. We'll see we'll see

[25:35:02] You know what I'm saying you want to work is stop it. I have your chance to tell you

[25:35:22] All right, I

[25:35:24] Am fucking off

[25:35:28] No, I'll do first day Mike in the middle because that it's six

[25:35:48] Okay, so some people be able to cast catch first day Mike is they kind of like wake up and get ready for work

[25:35:57] I

[25:36:02] Fucked up

[25:36:17] Doing that thing where it doesn't where it plays like halfway through it watch later

[25:36:26] No history and I'm supposed to

[25:36:31] Bang bang bang

[25:36:34] I close it and I reopen it YouTube tech

[25:36:38] I see you stayed up too late walking me watching me last night. Yep. What the fuck? Why is it working?

[25:37:01] No

[25:37:02] Doing that thing where um

[25:37:12] This motherfucker said we should where it starts like in the middle of it

[25:37:16] She didn't even like it

[25:37:25] Lucky do you remember how to fix this if you're still here?

[25:37:41] Deeper yo dog. What's really good bitch last time you skipped to the end

[25:37:46] I did huge in there huge all right nice job all right we'll see if there's no you

[25:38:27] think you found one Christo 25 here comes the Edgers here actually comes

[25:38:51] the Edgers. Thank you for the 25 gifted man. We need that. We need that actually. We actually

[25:39:01] do need that. Okay. Thank you for the 25 gift. I feel bad. All right. Thanks 25 gifted. See

[25:39:11] you. But that's actually what I'm about to do. Well, Vod is this. We have a very good

[25:39:20] Chase Cloudervod, this is the one with all the attorneys, into First Aid Mike, into a

[25:39:26] little more Chase Clouder, into Randy Wrangler and Cordwood, screwing around.

[25:39:32] Okay, cool. Easy. See you guys. Hopefully there's a stream tomorrow because I really

[25:39:38] want a stream tomorrow and for the rest of the week. Bye. Yeah, Jack Gardingly would

[25:39:46] be good. Remind me tomorrow that I want to do Jack Gardingly, but I need someone

[25:39:49] to like just clip the Jack Gardingly part out of that sub-a-thon so I can do it

[25:39:53] separate okay cool I feel like I have every fucking reason to be angry man

[25:40:00] hello it's not our it's not real with you guys I really don't hold on a second

[25:40:08] would you mind if I get in your car I don't mind it at all you you need to see

[25:40:16] I'm very okay okay let's go gun right there we go thank you very much you

[25:40:57] need a gun right I have one last job oh I need a gun right now you know that

[25:41:15] What? Huh? What does that mean?

[25:41:21] I need a gun. Right need more gun

[25:41:25] What kind of gun do you need? Uh, just whatever could kill a person the easiest

[25:41:32] Or whatever can make a person put his hands up right right no not just killing

[25:41:39] Look, I need to apply as EMS so I need a gun that can murder a person

[25:41:45] get you a gun. Okay. What is it

[25:41:49] gonna cost? How much money do you have

[25:41:52] man? $71. I'll take 1000. I got 70.

[25:42:01] I'll pay you back bro please. Okay

[25:42:05] listen, you take the gun. Look I don't

[25:42:12] think you understand. My daughter's

[25:42:14] in there. Wait what? My daughter's

[25:42:18] in there. Like Steven Seagal style? No

[25:42:21] Oh no, my data!

[25:42:23] She's in the hospital.

[25:42:24] I gotta get her out.

[25:42:26] She's been in there talking about dinner

[25:42:28] and Netflix for two years.

[25:42:32] And she's trapped.

[25:42:33] Okay, but hear me out.

[25:42:34] She didn't even like anime before she started his EMS.

[25:42:39] Oh my, seriously?

[25:42:41] Right.

[25:42:42] I got, my data's in there.

[25:42:46] You think they watched their brain?

[25:42:48] Right.

[25:42:48] They made a watch anime?

[25:42:49] Right.

[25:42:50] Right, right, right, and then she starts going like

[25:42:56] She says that oh my god, they wash the brain right, right, that's the issue

[25:43:03] You get the gun for free now, but that's what you got you gotta pay me back later

[25:43:10] Okay, okay, give me the money from them. Okay. Do you want to work as EMS with me?

[25:43:16] No, okay, I will drive for you. No, all right

[25:43:20] Okay, we drive the ambulance. I

[25:43:24] Can drive ambulance. Yeah

[25:43:27] No, hold on. Let me get that gun for you. Thanks Abdul. Yeah, yeah, thanks

[25:43:43] You're asking for his fucking name, okay, right? This is all I have, okay?

[25:44:36] It has extended all right. This will work. I think

[25:44:42] this will work this will work wish wish me luck on applying for a job right you

[25:44:52] might not want to go in with a yes yes a much better okay okay now listen I

[25:44:58] will go and park the cabin front of the hospital door right right pistol

[25:45:04] black thank you you must welcome why would I get the X I haven't done

[25:45:13] anything wrong I am not okay with this RP please stop making me laugh yeah I'm

[25:45:25] not going to me okay the admins know I'm fucking pissed off well not not to

[25:45:35] this extent I guess hey I want to apply for EMS

[25:45:43] apply for EMS my favorite show is Ozark and I'm having Arby's for dinner

[25:45:47] tonight here's my gun all right well

[25:45:52] when he comes back oh god I hate him

[25:45:59] where's one right now I'm gonna go get

[25:46:03] one yeah I'm gonna go get one that'll

[25:46:05] that's true that'll really impressed them

[25:46:07] Abdul we got to go get a tow truck

[25:46:09] driver and execute them I don't mind

[25:46:13] that okay I don't mind that the car

[25:46:15] Look there's one over there look there's one right there

[25:46:19] Yeah, yeah, we're gonna chase this one because he's about to go to the impound

[25:46:23] Man can have them

[25:46:25] Why why you gotta kidnap them so well, it's a part of the job

[25:46:28] It's part of the cap. Yeah, it's a part of the job. I don't know I

[25:46:32] Don't mind it. Yeah, it's a part of the job. I really hope it's Nick

[25:46:37] I'll swear to God if it's Nate this tow tracker. He literally towed the car of mine

[25:46:42] Yeah, put it on top of his tow truck and throw it in the ocean

[25:46:47] Along with his tow truck, you know why because he does not want me to find it. Okay

[25:46:52] Here we go

[25:46:54] Here we go

[25:46:55] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry

[25:47:00] Get in the car. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry

[25:47:07] Because we're taking a hostage

[25:47:09] All right, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry

[25:47:13] Get to the hospital. It's not trendy. You know that

[25:47:18] Now I am very good at crime and EMS work. What's the difference in my right?

[25:47:23] You know you're putting so much to the guy you're taking as a guy

[25:47:26] Wait, hold on stop the car, stop the car, stop the car

[25:47:28] Wait, stop the car, I'm cool

[25:47:31] Okay, go go go go go

[25:47:47] This is my taxi call, I cannot, I have to go and really

[25:47:52] Yeah, take me to the hospital.

[25:47:57] Alright.

[25:47:58] Okay.

[25:47:59] I'm getting another one.

[25:48:10] Not you.

[25:48:12] I don't care about you.

[25:48:14] Are you a tow truck driver?

[25:48:16] No.

[25:48:17] Well.

[25:48:18] I'm gonna take this doctor though.

[25:48:20] Get on your fucking hands and knees.

[25:48:22] Call the EMS here now.

[25:48:23] Tell them this is my application.

[25:48:25] When I need the doctor though.

[25:48:27] No, I need the doctor.

[25:48:29] No, I need the doctor I need the doctor you guys are gonna miss Penta streams chat

[25:48:40] What am I doing that other that that other people don't do?

[25:48:43] I'm learning surgery today name one thing I'm doing that other people don't do call the EMS. Oh, I want to apply

[25:48:50] He wants to practice. I want to apply for EMS

[25:49:04] No, no, no, no, no, no get on your hands and knees bitch

[25:49:07] I mean I mean sir I'm trying I'm just trying to figure out how to get

[25:49:15] Spiderman Spider-Man Spider-Man Spider-Man there you go

[25:49:27] you should have thought about this before I wanted to be in me in EMS yeah

[25:49:34] they should have thought about this that's why you're gonna die now I'm

[25:49:42] I'm sorry!

[25:49:44] Oh, okay.

[25:49:44] Where are they?

[25:49:45] That's so long.

[25:49:49] Did either of you call?

[25:49:50] Yeah, they're on a call.

[25:49:59] So guys, how's it going?

[25:50:00] Oh my God, I'm getting bored!

[25:50:02] Oh shit, he's getting bored.

[25:50:04] Oh my God, I'm so fucking bored!

[25:50:07] No, no.

[25:50:08] If you guys-

[25:50:09] Oh my God!

[25:50:10] I'm more than 5 minutes.

[25:50:11] Say it, this is not for you, man!

[25:50:13] That's so-

[25:50:14] That's true, hold on, let me practice.

[25:50:15] Wait, are you trying to be an EMS person?

[25:50:19] Right, this is my application!

[25:50:21] Oh, don't you need to make an emergency?

[25:50:23] What kind of car was he towing? That's a really important factor.

[25:50:26] Uh, hey, hey, what kind of car were you towing?

[25:50:29] Uh, I was towing, uh...

[25:50:32] He got four darts!

[25:50:35] What's his top, what's its top speed?

[25:50:38] When it's towing...

[25:50:38] Hello, I'm trying to apply for EMS!

[25:50:42] Probably 60?

[25:50:43] 60?

[25:50:44] When it's tuned?

[25:50:45] Oh, I don't know, it's too late, so it's one of those...

[25:50:48] Well, you didn't know how fast it is when it tunes, that's what really matters.

[25:50:50] Right!

[25:50:52] I'm not afraid, I'm a total gatherer, how the hell will that last... am I supposed to know?

[25:50:56] You should know.

[25:50:57] Oh.

[25:51:00] How expensive was that car?

[25:51:01] I'm at Pillbox!

[25:51:03] I'm at Pillbox!

[25:51:05] I'm at...

[25:51:05] I'm no more than a pillbox.

[25:51:07] I'm at Pillbox!

[25:51:10] Yeah, I'm at Pillbox!

[25:51:12] Is it Pillbox or Taiment?

[25:51:13] It's uh, the name was actually changed recently. It's called Jack Gardner Lee Memorial Hospital. They might be confused

[25:51:21] I'm getting bored. He's bored. Please. I'm getting bored

[25:51:26] Bored

[25:51:34] No, no, yes

[25:51:39] I have to kill you I want it's okay. It's legal for me to do this I

[25:51:44] I can do this! I'm gonna be EMS!

[25:51:49] Oh, okay, whatever.

[25:51:51] Well, I'm not sure that's true, man.

[25:51:53] You saved my life afterwards.

[25:51:55] Don't worry, I'm allowed to do this.

[25:51:57] I think only Mike Block can do that.

[25:51:59] What? Do what?

[25:52:01] I guess I can't object.

[25:52:02] Execute people, that's what Mike Block does.

[25:52:04] He's gonna be really pissed when he finds out that you're doing his stick.

[25:52:08] Listen lady, I only have like three sticks total, okay?

[25:52:11] Back off.

[25:52:13] My arms have been up for a really long time. I'm not comfortable. Oh

[25:52:21] Oh, yeah, then please put him down. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. What about you ma'am? Are your arms uncomfortable?

[25:52:29] She's very comfortable. I'm not executing you unless you guys have ever toad. I've never told is that any of us?

[25:52:38] Why

[25:52:43] I'm do maybe maybe I can be comfortable with that come on don't drive her you know what you've

[25:52:51] managed is supposed to do inside the hospital I think it's more so oh okay come on don't

[25:53:37] down there I can apply for

[25:53:40] yeah this picture

[25:53:44] there we go

[25:53:46] hey remember

[25:53:47] remember

[25:53:48] say sorry to the hostage

[25:53:50] I'm sorry I'm sorry

[25:53:52] I'm sorry

[25:53:56] did you lock your car? did he let you lock your car? very important

[25:54:01] is the car okay? get in!

[25:54:05] I'm in already

[25:54:06] come on!

[25:54:09] oh I'm going

[25:54:11] Right, come on!

[25:54:13] I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

[25:54:14] Over here! Hey!

[25:54:16] There's dead dead person there, I thought.

[25:54:19] Hey, I'm here to apply for EMS!

[25:54:22] Alright!

[25:54:23] Get on your hands and knees!

[25:54:27] Are you guys EMS?

[25:54:30] Okay, this is my application!

[25:54:34] Oh no!

[25:54:35] Oh my god!

[25:54:37] Oh my god!

[25:54:38] Do I got the job?

[25:54:40] No, sir. Why the hell not?

[25:54:45] You gotta put them in handcuffs. Oh shit

[25:54:49] God all right. Come on

[25:54:53] So why do you just leave them here? All right, look could you just uh?

[25:54:57] Could you just pass this application along for me? Yeah, drop it drop it on the floor. Thanks

[25:55:03] Just leave it there and we'll pass it along.

[25:55:06] Will you? Will you?

[25:55:08] Yes.

[25:55:09] Definitely pass it. What's your name again?

[25:55:10] Chase Clowder, like Chaddie!

[25:55:13] Like, like, like Shouda, okay.

[25:55:16] Like Chaddie!

[25:55:18] We'll make sure to pass along your application.

[25:55:22] Please just leave it with us and we'll take care of it, sir.

[25:55:26] Yeah, you can, we can't die here too, you know, since you just leave him here.

[25:55:30] Wait, hold on! I have an extra reference!

[25:55:33] I think I nailed it.

[25:55:43] Is there an EMS truck over there?

[25:55:53] Hey, how's it going?

[25:55:56] My application for EMS is right over there.

[25:55:59] That guy's a tow truck driver.

[25:56:00] Alright.

[25:56:03] Alright, I can't.

[25:56:04] I'm the best of black man, I really hope they accept you.

[25:56:07] I hope so too, I really need this job.

[25:56:10] Yeah, I can see Dan, I can see why.

[25:56:15] Where would you like to go Nates?

[25:56:19] Ew, you know what I'd really like.

[25:56:27] Wait, hold on, drop me, drop me.

[25:56:42] I'll be back. I'm finna call you

[25:56:47] You know what I need is I cuz I need an I need an ambulance

[25:56:52] That's really what I mean, so we can show up and be like EMS

[25:57:00] No, it's no, it's fine. I sleep back here. I want to fix this dude. Hold on. I want to fix this

[25:57:12] It's cooter close your launcher go to patch day. Yeah

[25:57:20] Verify. I guess I can verify them.

[25:57:24] Okay. Reload the launcher. Okay.

[25:57:26] I guess I'll try to verify them. I didn't do that.

[25:57:29] You had to restart twice. Oh, is your shit fucked up too?

[25:57:34] Oh, I'm gonna have some explaining to do tonight.

[25:57:45] Off-streamer, I chop. I don't care.

[25:57:58] I stand behind all of it. I'm gonna have some

[25:58:04] explainin' to do. Mantis, do you wanna be EMS with me? Today? I'm gonna roll up on scene

[25:58:30] in a ambulance and murder people. All day I'm gonna do this.

[25:58:37] Hahahaha

[25:58:44] It's not so long

[25:59:05] Low quadruple down, it's I'm EMS I can do this

[25:59:12] I'm allowed to do this

[25:59:14] I'm emish

[25:59:16] I will change title. All right

[25:59:25] EMS are pain

[25:59:31] What am I doing? It's illegal. Your car deserved to be

[25:59:34] I don't understand!

[25:59:36] Empower game the fucking world out of you.

[25:59:39] What the fuck are you saying?

[25:59:40] What am I doing that's bad?

[25:59:42] What is bad?

[26:00:00] You want me to play? Sure, Mantis. Hop on.

[26:00:06] Fuck it, man.

[26:00:07] Chase Klauser is my go-to when I'm frustrated with things.

[26:00:11] I probably just should have done that instead of popping off on stream.

[26:00:14] But you know what, chat?

[26:00:15] Here's the thing, dude.

[26:00:21] Hurt people say hurtful things, chat.

[26:00:23] Hurt people say hurtful things.

[26:00:47] That's the worst part about this whole thing man, I feel- I really do honestly feel like a- I mean I did, I lost a friend man, you know?

[26:00:53] It sucks dude.

[26:00:54] It's really depressing.

[26:00:56] I hate that shit, but you know what?

[26:00:59] Just as what it is, you know?

[26:01:07] I didn't really do- I didn't do anything wrong, I feel- I feel like I didn't do anything wrong.

[26:01:10] Ha ha ha, you know what I mean?

[26:01:14] I- yeah I got Mantis.

[26:01:17] I guess, I don't know.

[26:01:25] You guys just disagreeing a loser?

[26:01:27] I don't know man!

[26:01:28] Oh, fuck.

[26:01:30] That's awkward.

[26:01:36] Oh, God.

[26:01:38] Someone got my application.

[26:01:43] Hired!

[26:02:01] Hey, holy hotcakes.

[26:02:02] This is our first RP drama stream in a while. That's exciting.

[26:02:08] So, the profile picture, that's me.

[26:02:10] When I was 12, I was a...

[26:02:12] I was briefly a Hollister model.

[26:02:17] Drama? You just have to just...

[26:02:19] I mean, hey man, you can't RP without a big drummer, right?

[26:02:21] Enjoy the tea while you can. I don't want to do this man. You know, I don't want to do this. I just

[26:02:34] I'm just so frustrated with the whole thing that I can't fucking keep it in anymore. You know what? I mean

[26:02:39] I'm just so frustrated with the whole situation, man

[26:02:47] I don't know. I had a long talk last week with airborne and then I had a long talk with coop too

[26:03:06] And that was nice. I probably just should have reached out to them again

[26:03:09] And talked to them it was things weren't this bad when I talked to them though. You know what I'm saying

[26:03:13] okay says files validated it's not helpful for the server and I know it's

[26:03:39] just you're right it's not I don't like popping off like that it's just it's

[26:03:45] just such a shitty situation man you needed to restart 5m and launch her

[26:03:57] twice really what did it what what happened did it start like downloading

[26:04:02] same quiet like don't you happen isn't good for the server either yeah but you

[26:04:14] You know, I've already expressed my frustrations to a lot of people, but, and I'm sorry man,

[26:04:21] I hate to say this, but I feel like that I can't, you know, I don't know dude, I feel

[26:04:26] like unless I get a Reddit thread about something, like, you know, you know what I mean man?

[26:04:36] I hate this, I hate this.

[26:04:38] Man, Bench trial, we didn't even do anything.

[26:04:40] Oh, word?

[26:04:41] Bench trial.

[26:04:53] It falls on death ears without Reddit.

[26:04:55] I don't think that's necessarily true and like I said, I did talk to coop and airborne and but I didn't I wasn't this mad then I

[26:05:03] Should have followed up with them

[26:05:06] In all honesty, I should have

[26:05:09] Wait every time I push new clothes. I have to delete my day 1516 and G files. I don't think I have them

[26:05:28] It's a thing. I know that kind of pushed me over the edge, too

[26:05:40] When I saw her clip of being like Wrangler made up all these lies when like it's literally

[26:05:45] Like did you guys see what actually happened?

[26:05:49] Dude if anything what rank what Wrangler thinks happened is so

[26:05:54] Dude, it's so much. It's so much better than what actually happened, dude

[26:06:00] Wrangler was pretty close. Yeah

[26:06:02] What Wrangler thinks is actually better and like I said, you know, I don't know man

[26:06:07] I never expected accessory to attempted murder to stick, right?

[26:06:12] That's why I was charged with that. That's why I charged with that. If I if I really

[26:06:17] Absolutely completely wanted to fuck them. I would have went with criminal use because like I said, that's all day, dude

[26:06:23] That's all fucking day criminal use. No doubt about it. No question. There's no argument, you know

[26:06:30] But you know man I went I

[26:06:32] I went with these charges to try to facilitate some quarter P and to try to keep shit moving while also putting her in a position to where

[26:06:40] You know there wouldn't be consequences, but RP would be involved and fuck me, right dude. Fuck me. I'm the fucking asshole

[26:06:48] You know

[26:06:50] But don't that RP

[26:07:03] He doesn't really have it like it's it's it's pretty much already done. It just has to go to court

[26:07:10] You know

[26:07:11] But you know what?

[26:07:17] there is some good news there is some good news all right Doug Yanks hit up

[26:07:27] fucking elephant and was like hey if Doug gets drug lord charges we can make

[26:07:37] it times three times five times a hundred whatever dude so he it seems

[26:07:45] seems like he wants that rp so that's fucking cool

[26:07:50] and then also

[26:07:53] and i do need to focus on it i've been neglecting it a bit i've been getting a

[26:07:57] little consumed with this oh c-shirt

[26:07:59] i need to just pray i i need to just move on man

[26:08:04] apple shampoo plays a secretary at pillbox and she messaged me today

[26:08:09] and said that there was this note

[26:08:12] uh... left that

[26:08:14] I say Pillbox, I'm at Mission Row. She plays the Secretary at Mission Row.

[26:08:19] And it says, the New World Order is coming. Justice will prevail.

[26:08:23] Sacrifices will be made. Do not get in the way of the new future.

[26:08:26] Wrangler, do not take one of my people again.

[26:08:29] The police are not welcome. Then the New World, you have been warned.

[26:08:33] Do not save those who are chosen to die for the cause.

[26:08:36] So there is some cool shit on the horizon.

[26:08:40] um... cult rp? yeah, yeah

[26:08:50] see if this shit works

[26:09:03] yeah, I know, I know

[26:09:05] so you know what man?

[26:09:08] glad I'm not completely discouraged

[26:09:10] dude

[26:09:17] fuckin'

[26:09:18] pent-a-rp getting fucked over

[26:09:21] by EMS

[26:09:22] that shit's been happening for like four years now, so

[26:09:28] like I said, the only rea-

[26:09:29] I think the only reason I'm so upset is cause you know it's coming from someone who I really consider a friend, man

[26:09:38] but uh...

[26:09:39] you know how it is

[26:09:40] That's life. Oh my God! The streets really are cold, man. You give it time, feelings

[26:10:02] will pass. You know what, man? I don't really, like I said, dude. And I would, I would suggest

[26:10:10] it forever, man, you know, when someone shows you their true colors, you know? Alright,

[26:10:25] free car!

[26:10:30] I know it's a shitty situation, but maybe try to do something else today? No pixel

[26:10:35] is on a banning spree you and Kylone rp streams I watch anymore why would I get

[26:10:41] banned I'm right not true for the band thing yeah who fucking who got banned

[26:11:02] being right doesn't matter you know what fucking dude I don't care man I said I

[26:11:15] you know I said how I felt and I'm not wrong so fucking I don't care if

[26:11:29] anyone here a tow truck driver this guy hey bring him over here hey get off

[26:11:36] Oh my shit looks better. Yeah, literally all I did was reset it a bunch. Who's the tow truck driver?

[26:11:44] I need to apply for EMS

[26:11:47] I'm taking this guy. I'll bring him back. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry

[26:11:55] I'm sorry

[26:11:57] Everyone I'm sorry. Hold on. Here's some money. Oh, I'll bring you back a Tudor chip

[26:12:06] Hey, I'm sorry I'm a little delayed, but that was on the phone.

[26:12:10] Hold on, what's your name, sir?

[26:12:12] I don't know, $10.

[26:12:13] $10?

[26:12:14] That's a fine, $10 bucks.

[26:12:15] He gave me $10.

[26:12:18] Mine even, I'm good.

[26:12:22] Well, not that.

[26:12:23] That's not what I'm asking if you're okay with.

[26:12:25] Excuse me.

[26:12:27] Sir, are you trying to take me clean this?

[26:12:29] No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[26:12:32] What are you doing all of a sudden?

[26:12:34] I'm trying to apply for EMS. I need to execute this man

[26:12:41] What get in the car come on? I have to go murder you at the hospital. I want to be EMS

[26:12:49] Yep, when do I get the tuner trip? Oh, I got it

[26:12:56] Come on retainer. Yeah, I got it. Come on get in the key

[26:13:01] Get in the key

[26:13:03] Okay, get in the key. I'm sorry. I'm a slow motherfucker. I got a leg thing. Oh

[26:13:10] You want me to use the door?

[26:13:14] I'm gonna get you their shit. Yeah, I'm sorry

[26:13:24] Bye I'm sorry

[26:13:28] Yeah, sorry

[26:13:32] Oh good the EMS are here where'd he go?

[26:13:46] Oh for fuck's sake! How's it going sir? Hey have you ever towed a car?

[26:13:55] I have not no. Damn. Hey can you see this guy's car? No I can't. Oh good. Good it's

[26:14:03] on me. Yeah you want to get in real quick? Yeah sure fuck it. Come on. I'm trying to

[26:14:09] find a tow truck driver so I can execute him at the hospital. Now what

[26:14:13] would you... well up where? Nah it's just a truck. I'm trying to apply for

[26:14:18] EMS

[26:14:20] Wait, so you're gonna ask to give them and then like revive like save them. I mean no hey are any of you guys don't truck drivers

[26:14:30] damn

[26:14:31] Can you call one down here?

[26:14:35] Yeah, it's okay. Everything I'm doing is legal

[26:14:43] There any in the yelping I don't know. Oh what first idea I don't got a phone have fun where?

[26:14:55] You need a phone yeah. Oh, yeah, could I get a phone?

[26:14:59] Thanks, McLean

[26:15:02] Yeah, I have a good one. I have a okay. I love you. Yeah. Love you, too

[26:15:08] I'm in love with you is what I mean damn

[26:15:13] Come on chase you gotta be braver than that. You can't be a coward

[26:15:18] I'll see it next time

[26:15:20] Hey, I'm speaking. Hello. I need a tow truck driver at pillbox at uh, what is it?

[26:15:42] Gardening Lee never mind fuck you

[26:15:46] Get in the care hold on you're my job. You're my job application. What does that mean get in the game?

[26:16:02] Wait, is that the execution you're talking about right get in oh, there's this guy. Well, it's a really caught slip it

[26:16:09] Well now I'm using you

[26:16:11] What I want to be an EMS worker so bad

[26:16:15] Come on. There's one here. Are you okay with all this?

[26:16:21] huh what yeah you are right with all this hello sir all right get out get out

[26:16:42] now damn it son of a bitch god damn it son of a bitch real quick is a tow truck

[26:17:10] driver is an EMS how many people am I legally allowed to execute as many as

[26:17:16] Thank you!

[26:17:18] It's on the way!

[26:17:52] Point it to your head right now, bro!

[26:17:54] He's gonna shoot you!

[26:17:56] Bro, I got a gun pointed at your head right now, bro!

[26:17:58] What are you doing?

[26:18:00] What are you, the gun pointed to your head right now?

[26:18:27] Hey, sir, I will say you are having some problems with that car.

[26:18:29] On the fact that...

[26:18:31] You're about to have problems with your dick when I shoot it off!

[26:18:33] I can't get in there is what I'm trying to tell you!

[26:18:35] Alright!

[26:18:37] Okay!

[26:18:39] I'm trying my very best.

[26:18:41] I'm trying my very best sir. Okay now get in get put him in the cab

[26:18:47] Drive a seat already. You're not even in the sun some black dude. Oh my god. Why would you say that?

[26:19:00] Hey what? Oh?

[26:19:07] Why?

[26:19:09] Why would you say that?

[26:19:11] Well because outside of the car you're clearly a rabbi.

[26:19:14] You need to stop doing hitting around here.

[26:19:19] Hey, I'm applied for EMS. Get out of my face. Get out of the car.

[26:19:25] Unless you're Tocha drivers!

[26:19:27] It's that kid sir!

[26:19:29] Hold on, hold on, hold on!

[26:19:31] Wait, we don't have Tocha drivers?

[26:19:33] Yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't.

[26:19:35] I gotta see what's going on here.

[26:19:37] Get on your fuckin' hands and knees!

[26:19:39] Hey EMS!

[26:19:47] Do you apply for a job?

[26:19:51] Uh, okay.

[26:19:52] Alright, get on your hands and knees!

[26:19:57] Spider-man?

[26:20:10] Spider-man!

[26:20:11] No, you don't have the job.

[26:20:22] Why not?

[26:20:23] Yeah, do I got the job?

[26:20:25] No you don't.

[26:20:26] Why? What did I do wrong?

[26:20:27] You're going to kill yourself in front of me, right? Yeah, I'm applying for a job as EMS. Oh, yes, okay

[26:20:37] This what this isn't illegal

[26:20:40] Wait, it's the cops everyone quickly lie to him. I can't hear you

[26:20:50] Right

[26:20:53] Absolutely look can you boyfriend you're gonna cover this whole thing up, right?

[26:21:05] McLean come here baby baby

[26:21:11] McLean baby

[26:21:14] McLean

[26:21:16] Call him down here

[26:21:19] And McLean this guy's requesting you to come down to his boyfriend chase clowder

[26:21:24] He said your boyfriend chase clouds at once, right?

[26:21:29] Baby

[26:21:33] Hey, Resnick, you're okay with this whole thing, right now?

[26:21:37] Yes, I'm okay with it.

[26:21:39] Motherfuckers, shut up.

[26:21:41] What's your name?

[26:21:48] Billy, Billy man.

[26:21:50] Where is he?

[26:21:52] He's behind me.

[26:21:54] Oh.

[26:21:56] Can you put your hands down? Come over here.

[26:21:58] I'm comfortable with being arrested right now.

[26:22:11] Dan, clear this scene quick!

[26:22:13] Okay, okay, I did it.

[26:22:22] Okay, all right

[26:22:28] What's that damn did this

[26:22:34] You did this down

[26:22:36] With you the entire time sir

[26:22:38] You over here with him. What's going on with you apparently down. I saw everything. Yes, McLean clean it

[26:22:47] Clean us

[26:22:49] While in my come on come on

[26:22:59] Come on baby clear the seed for me, please

[26:23:02] What do you mean? Clean it up? What the fuck did you do clean it up real quick? I was just applying is it for EMS?

[26:23:09] I am busy with evidence shot at people you want me to clean the evidence all of it

[26:23:15] wait is actually come on baby I love you what the fuck I don't love you baby what

[26:23:20] the fuck why not what did I do that was bad

[26:23:25] what claim is all and did you see it did you see this man shoot I saw I did yeah

[26:23:30] I did wait he's a minute yeah I was I did I was just applied for EMS the EMS

[26:23:37] made him do it Ricky has only I can do this legally the emir said that if he

[26:23:43] kills that man they'll hire him pretty much that's what they said yeah pretty much

[26:23:48] he missed it when he said if he kills someone they'll hire him because he's

[26:23:52] good at putting someone down you know like how they put on an angle it was

[26:23:55] self-defense man did take a second back I had a gun check him he had a he had a

[26:24:03] rocket launcher yeah check him he's got a gun really rock it up is right get on

[26:24:10] We'll take this the Bench trial everything

[26:24:25] He was he was a tow truck driver, so he was a tow truck driver unimportant

[26:24:36] What are you think is clean?

[26:24:41] Yeah, I did I did this I did do this yes. Oh you you just admitting it. Oh, right, but it's not it's legal

[26:24:50] He was just away the investigation from me, sir. Well

[26:24:56] How am I supposed to be like Wrangler if you take away the investigation from me?

[26:25:00] Hold on a second hold on a second

[26:25:03] Hey Dante and Chase. I'm really not comfortable with the screen. Who's doing that?

[26:25:10] who's uncomfortable who's uncomfortable so you know if you could just let me go

[26:25:22] can you check can you look up look up Dante Dante look up what's up look up

[26:25:31] no you're gonna have to look at let him go ocean ocean Charlie

[26:25:37] Dante ocean ocean Charlie oh fuck yeah sorry sorry oh free to go red oh shit

[26:25:54] and I won't come back here so that means sorry and I'm looking at the roof

[26:26:00] evidence that there is evidence up there of me being free to go

[26:26:06] He's not comfortable, please let my client go, he's uncomfortable.

[26:26:08] Well, can you just do whatever?

[26:26:10] I'm really not comfortable in these cuffs right now.

[26:26:12] He's not comfortable, you're gonna have to let him go, I'm afraid.

[26:26:14] Okay, let me go speak to Reduce.

[26:26:15] I'll help him out.

[26:26:16] I'm not comfortable in these cuffs!

[26:26:18] No.

[26:26:18] Thank you, Eugene!

[26:26:20] Let's go be EMS together!

[26:26:22] Let's go leave.

[26:26:23] Let's go leave.

[26:26:24] I'm not going to have this instant.

[26:26:26] Let's stop.

[26:26:26] Ow!

[26:26:27] I'm not comfortable!

[26:26:29] Stop it!

[26:26:31] He's not comfortable!

[26:26:32] Oh my God!

[26:26:33] He doesn't even care!

[26:26:34] Stop it!

[26:26:35] He doesn't even care!

[26:26:36] Come on let's get out of here Eugene come on Eugene

[26:26:44] Again, that's my oh, no

[26:26:46] Alex Alex I'm being kidnapped. I'm uncomfortable

[26:26:50] I'm uncomfortable help

[26:26:52] Hey, have a good one guys. See you guys

[26:26:55] Wow, that's that easy, huh?

[26:26:58] Wait, are we immune?

[26:27:01] Let's go run them all over

[26:27:04] Hey fucking I don't care

[26:27:06] I could- I could use a couple days off.

[26:27:08] Ha ha ha!

[26:27:12] Alright, well I don't want that many n-

[26:27:14] Ha ha ha ha!

[26:27:16] Huh! Hey, you got any lockpicks?

[26:27:19] I do have a lockpick.

[26:27:21] Let's go steal an ambulance and be EMS.

[26:27:24] Alright then.

[26:27:25] Alright, I think I got the job.

[26:27:27] There's one right there, let's-

[26:27:29] Hey, there's one right there!

[26:27:31] Oh!

[26:27:32] That'll-

[26:27:33] I don't want me to lose.

[26:27:34] Well, here's another one over here.

[26:27:36] Who is another one?

[26:27:37] Man, I was...

[26:27:38] I was driving.

[26:27:39] Oh, thank you for the keys.

[26:27:42] Oh, that wasn't me.

[26:27:44] I don't know what the other one was.

[26:27:45] Thank you for the keys.

[26:27:46] That's...

[26:27:47] All right, yeah!

[26:27:48] You're welcome!

[26:27:49] Thank you.

[26:27:50] Thank you.

[26:27:51] Appreciate it.

[26:27:52] I definitely needed those.

[26:27:54] Yeah, you're welcome.

[26:27:55] Thank you.

[26:27:56] So, my old-time friend Eugene,

[26:27:58] what have you been up to?

[26:28:00] What did you call me?

[26:28:02] Eugene?

[26:28:03] Hello, I'm Eugene. My old long-lost friend.

[26:28:10] What?

[26:28:11] Eugene!

[26:28:12] Oh, me, Eugene.

[26:28:14] Oh, hello, long-lost friend. What's your name?

[26:28:16] It's you!

[26:28:17] Who am I?

[26:28:18] What?

[26:28:19] You, you!

[26:28:20] Chase Clowder! EMS!

[26:28:24] What's EMS behind us?

[26:28:26] Who is that? Who is that?

[26:28:28] I think they hired you when you killed that man.

[26:28:31] Ow!

[26:28:32] We're being followed check this out. Oh

[26:28:40] Hey, look there's an ambulance

[26:28:44] Execute them execute them man

[26:28:48] Come on Eugene

[26:28:51] I'm not comfortable with any of this

[26:28:56] I think give me the lunch. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you are you're thinking I have the gun to your head right now

[26:29:01] Here's a police car key

[26:29:04] No, I do

[26:29:08] Not comfortable

[26:29:11] Alright, I'm just really not comfortable

[26:29:18] It works. Hell playing run

[26:29:21] Come on. Yeah. Yes. Don't oh my god

[26:29:29] Not comfortable stop it. It makes me feel awkward

[26:29:32] Come on Eugene, let's go BMS

[26:29:48] Oh my god my tires

[26:29:54] Oh my goodness. Oh my god

[26:29:57] What's happening? We're EMS

[26:29:59] I'm not comfortable leave me alone and just saving lives hold on don't worry

[26:30:08] play I'm gonna get you out of it

[26:30:10] quickly go to the bank it's a green zone

[26:30:13] no I'm gonna get him out of this who needs to go to the bank all pink cage

[26:30:17] it's green zone there they can't hear this there no no I don't think so I

[26:30:23] guess I guess I think so yeah I think I said they were just mad at the

[26:30:27] Listen guys, I know exactly what we're gonna do, okay? We need a fast car to escape this situation, right?

[26:30:37] We do

[26:30:40] Stan tell LG to check his email

[26:30:44] Stan tell LG to check his email

[26:31:00] Where just walking away behind us. Oh

[26:31:04] Looking for the back of this vehicle

[26:31:06] And then we flew the back of it.

[26:31:07] Cree!

[26:31:11] Lane, run!

[26:31:13] Lane, what are you doing?

[26:31:14] Where's Stan?

[26:31:15] Stan's in the car.

[26:31:15] Stan!

[26:31:17] Oh, please, yeah, just a second.

[26:31:18] Lane!

[26:31:19] Stan!

[26:31:20] Stop the van.

[26:31:21] Half-LJ, check his emails, please!

[26:31:22] Are you comfortable with your talking to me time?

[26:31:24] Stan!

[26:31:26] You're comfortable.

[26:31:27] Tell LJ to check his emails.

[26:31:28] We need a fast car to get out of this situation.

[26:31:31] Run!

[26:31:34] Keep running.

[26:31:35] Eugene, send LJ an email.

[26:31:37] Who?

[26:31:37] Who's LJ?

[26:31:41] Please!

[26:31:41] I don't know who LJ is.

[26:31:42] Fuck!

[26:31:50] What did we do?

[26:31:52] We're not comfortable!

[26:31:53] You can't tell we're not comfortable!

[26:31:54] Please, for fuck's sake!

[26:31:57] We're not-

[26:31:58] We're not comfortable!

[26:32:00] What the fuck?

[26:32:02] AHHHHH!

[26:32:34] Look, I'm not-

[26:32:35] I don't want this!

[26:32:37] I don't want this!

[26:32:38] Fuck!

[26:32:39] You're going to jail!

[26:32:40] Oh my god!

[26:32:41] Are you forcing this on me?

[26:32:43] You're going to jail, sir.

[26:32:44] Oh my-

[26:32:48] Sign you out of the right to remain silent.

[26:32:49] Anything you do or say,

[26:32:50] I can't afford to turn any one of you points right at you by the state.

[26:32:55] You understand this right?

[26:32:56] Do you understand this?

[26:32:57] I'm not comfortable.

[26:32:58] Stand Betrayal!

[26:32:59] Stand Betrayal!

[26:33:00] No, it's for something else that you didn't see.

[26:33:06] Okay, we can talk about that after.

[26:33:10] Stand, please.

[26:33:11] You're the only one that's a judge.

[26:33:13] Please!

[26:33:14] Please stand for fuck's sake, please!

[26:33:19] Uh, Hidzon, you want this guy?

[26:33:22] Uh, Hidzon, I don't want this!

[26:33:26] I don't want this! What the fuck?

[26:33:28] He doesn't want this, but he's going to fucking jam!

[26:33:30] Oh my god!

[26:33:31] Time!

[26:33:32] I'm not comfortable!

[26:33:34] Cover up what?

[26:33:35] India this! Being arrested!

[26:33:37] Yes, I stole his clothes because he...

[26:33:39] No time! You're not!

[26:33:40] Watch your head, watch your head!

[26:33:41] Oh my god! Oh my god!

[26:33:43] Well, I guess they were handed to the media.

[26:33:45] I'm not comfortable!

[26:33:46] Oh, that's kind of...

[26:33:47] uncomfortable this is an atrocity he's uncomfortable with what I don't want this

[26:33:51] situation what situation I don't want any of this you steal the fucking EMS

[26:33:57] card well I wanted to do that okay but you didn't want this no I don't want

[26:34:02] this part what do you fucking mean yes it is I'm an EMS you do the crime you

[26:34:08] do know what the fuck are you talking about I did I executed a man right

[26:34:13] there at the hospital yeah I don't cuz I don't want this oh hey oh my god you

[26:34:29] know what you guys are you're fucking targeting me time how time you're

[26:34:33] fucking targeting me and you're fucking corrupt I mean fucking targeted

[26:34:39] right now I want fucking seven I want as many goddamn lawyers as you can get

[26:34:47] do what I can do you are fucking targeting me am I am yes it seems like

[26:34:54] that but I'm you are you're corrupt dude AJ bro are you really gonna let her do

[26:35:00] this bro she's a fucking cadet bro fuck look just let me go real quick okay

[26:35:18] And it won't be bad for you

[26:35:21] It's gonna be bad. You're gonna be like Michael Jackson Michael Jackson

[26:35:29] Don't call me that

[26:35:34] Can you get the gate yeah, yeah, I'm gonna

[26:35:42] Yeah, I stole the gun I still have a gun

[26:35:49] No I'm not comfortable with not dropping the weapon

[26:35:57] I have a cop held hostage I have a cop held hostage I have a cop held hostage I have a cop held hostage

[26:36:41] If I had a cop held hostage, he's got shot.

[26:36:45] What the fuck?

[26:36:47] Oh my God, time, you're the worst.

[26:36:49] How am I-

[26:36:50] Oh, you're targeting me.

[26:36:52] Why would you target me like this?

[26:36:54] You're pointing a gun at officers.

[26:36:56] What am I supposed to do?

[26:36:57] Yeah, I don't want this though.

[26:36:59] All right.

[26:37:00] And I told you that,

[26:37:01] and you're fucking targeting me.

[26:37:02] But why are you pointing guns at officers?

[26:37:03] Because I do-

[26:37:04] If you don't want this, then don't do it.

[26:37:05] But I did want to do that.

[26:37:06] Okay, then therefore you are getting arrested, sir.

[26:37:08] No, I don't want this.

[26:37:11] I'm a fucking EMS, bro! I was in the truck and everything!

[26:37:17] Bro, I honestly, I literally don't care, bro.

[26:37:20] Oh my god!

[26:37:22] Oh my god!

[26:37:25] Oh my god!

[26:37:26] Damn!

[26:37:27] Clean the scene!

[26:37:29] Or he did.

[26:37:30] Oh good. Yeah, we're good.

[26:37:32] Yeah, we're good, bro.

[26:37:33] Clean the scene.

[26:37:34] Bro, I literally don't care.

[26:37:36] Oh my god!

[26:37:37] Listen, listen, listen.

[26:37:38] Listen, listen, listen.

[26:37:39] Oh my god, Ty!

[26:37:40] You're fucking toxic!

[26:37:41] wasn't there so I cleared this nice you're fucking good time reducer more

[26:37:46] like toxic increase her oh that's fine that's fine well you're going to jail

[26:37:51] today sir well at least I'm not toxic okay so you're corrupt and you're

[26:37:57] targeting me so okay I'm chief of the Jews what oh my I'm chief of the Jews

[26:38:04] okay and you're talking you're targeting me there's only one individual that

[26:38:09] I hate Jewish people.

[26:38:11] Hmm.

[26:38:12] I don't want to see.

[26:38:13] Where is my team of lawyers?

[26:38:15] Let's get you to the hospital first.

[26:38:17] No, I don't want that.

[26:38:19] Well, you're going back to the hospital.

[26:38:20] No, I don't want it.

[26:38:22] I'm not comfortable.

[26:38:23] Why don't you care?

[26:38:26] Because you almost, you put in a gun at me.

[26:38:27] Why would I care?

[26:38:28] Yeah, I did.

[26:38:29] I did do that.

[26:38:30] And I did.

[26:38:32] OK, so why would I care?

[26:38:34] Because I don't want this.

[26:38:35] What is she not understanding?

[26:38:37] I don't want to care.

[26:38:38] I just look up.

[26:38:38] What is she not understanding well, I don't get I don't get what you're trying to say

[26:38:43] Okay, hold on a second like one month. You need to compromise here. He's not comfortable

[26:38:48] Well, why do you steal EMS?

[26:38:50] Truck was comfortable with that

[26:38:53] This listen

[26:38:55] Listen, if you're willing to go I'm not I'm not going back

[26:39:01] Wait, hold on. Are you telling me when I was being investigated by all I had to do

[26:39:08] What do you mean?

[26:39:09] What do you mean?

[26:39:10] Just because he's not comfortable with it?

[26:39:11] Listen, if he wasn't comfortable with it, he wouldn't have done the...

[26:39:14] Wait, Chase!

[26:39:15] Chase!

[26:39:16] Claire.

[26:39:17] Check your...

[26:39:18] I'm fucked.

[26:39:19] Chase, are you telling me that?

[26:39:20] Tell her to check her emails!

[26:39:22] Chase, are you telling me that?

[26:39:23] Tell her to check her emails!

[26:39:25] I just had to say I'm an uncomfortable listener.

[26:39:27] What do we weigh?

[26:39:28] Tell her to check her emails!

[26:39:29] Check her emails.

[26:39:30] I'm there, I told her.

[26:39:31] Answer the question!

[26:39:32] I keep calling her that criminal...

[26:39:35] Hey, check your emails.

[26:39:39] I think they're flirting together. I don't know. Oh

[26:39:44] That is that's not the case. Hell yeah

[26:39:48] Oh my god, oh my god god. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh, she's so toxic

[26:40:21] Thanks for the tip I'll use that in the future. Yeah, it works every time

[26:40:26] He did not assess that one.

[26:40:39] What?

[26:40:40] He did not assess that one.

[26:40:42] I don't think so.

[26:40:44] You guys just dropped me off real quick. I'm not really comfortable.

[26:40:53] But you need like a cushion back there.

[26:40:55] Nah, I just don't like any of this.

[26:40:58] Oh.

[26:40:59] Oh, okay.

[26:41:00] Okay, we can jump you off.

[26:41:01] Alright.

[26:41:02] Yeah, alright.

[26:41:03] Oh, you got him?

[26:41:06] Yeah, I got him.

[26:41:08] He's gonna get dropped off here.

[26:41:10] He's gonna get dropped off.

[26:41:11] Good good good good good good good good good good good. Jerry help

[26:41:17] Who's this guy Jerry?

[26:41:21] Yeah, you know it doesn't matter Jerry help

[26:41:25] These guys all I was doing was being an EMS Jerry I need six other lawyers right now

[26:41:32] Jerry lawyers assemble lawyer team assemble Jerry. We're trying to get him to be a doctor

[26:41:39] Where's the doctor?

[26:41:40] Where's the doctor no no no well I got a bunch of stuff. I gotta do now

[26:41:53] I don't know I was shot and

[26:41:57] Also, you'll run over. I see some road rash on you. I don't want that

[26:45:02] But I don't want that

[26:45:04] That part I don't want I

[26:45:07] Don't care

[26:45:10] I don't care how are you so toxic? No, but it might be like

[26:45:17] Yeah

[26:45:19] Okay, I'm treating this robust the bullets are taking care of the taser prompts are taking care of just change the road rash

[26:45:27] You got a number done

[26:45:30] Where are my lawyers all of them?

[26:45:34] That's what I'm talking about

[26:45:38] HELLLLL!

[26:45:40] Okay, I'm gonna help you out man.

[26:45:42] Three, two, one...

[26:45:44] Now reduce your donut cup for a minute.

[26:45:50] Okay, no, stop.

[26:45:52] I know you want an excuse to chew.

[26:45:54] Okay, you guys had a mccusty at the beginning, I'll...

[26:45:56] Time!

[26:45:57] Listen, I'd be angry to if I was named after a mediocre spice.

[26:46:02] Uh, it's without the H, so it's not a spice.

[26:46:05] Listen, it's actually quite...

[26:46:06] Well, I'm not without the H.

[26:46:08] The hate of this situation.

[26:46:10] Get me out of it!

[26:46:11] Damn you.

[26:46:12] No, you're going to jail.

[26:46:13] No, what?

[26:46:14] Quick as we can.

[26:46:15] Please.

[26:46:16] What is jail?

[26:46:17] It's over for you.

[26:46:20] What do you know, my client?

[26:46:21] I have so many lawyers.

[26:46:23] How do you know my client right now?

[26:46:24] Help me, lawyers.

[26:46:25] You're breaking every amendment.

[26:46:27] Every amendment.

[26:46:27] Help me, lawyers.

[26:46:28] Process them, actually.

[26:46:29] Lawyer team assemble.

[26:46:30] Oh my god.

[26:46:31] Lawyer team assemble.

[26:46:32] Reducer, you literally shot him.

[26:46:35] You shot him, too.

[26:46:37] Yeah, I shot him because you shot him.

[26:46:38] Come on, please.

[26:46:40] Reducer.

[26:46:41] lawyer team assemble if he's in my custody he said he's not comfortable he's pretty

[26:46:45] what don't be a pussy no i'm not i'm not saying i'm not client saying that he's not

[26:46:51] comfortable right now hunter he's running for a processing at me and she's the one

[26:46:56] who wants to go to jail he said he's not comfortable yesterday what do you do

[26:47:00] what he's in the gun at us he sold ems car i'm ems illegal okay a j but wait a j come here

[26:47:07] Hear me out. Yeah, I'm not comfortable with any of this, bro

[26:47:12] No, I'm not what is it time with these that I miss you uncomfortable just the whole situation. I don't I don't want to be here

[26:47:19] I'm not comfortable with any of it

[26:47:21] You sort of move on from it. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. How about this you pay to find we move on from it. Yep done

[26:47:30] Exactly that works

[26:47:37] I can't go to jail, please!

[26:47:41] Of course, I'm gonna get promoted!

[26:47:51] Thanks, AJ, bro, you're cool as hell!

[26:47:53] I am...

[26:47:55] See this, see time? Listen to your superiors.

[26:47:57] Everything you're doing is all wrong.

[26:47:59] No, you're not!

[26:48:03] Chase Cloud!

[26:48:07] Like Chowda from my hometown, Vice City!

[26:48:11] No, we have to ask you for a system, we can't just leave him there.

[26:48:16] Why? Bro!

[26:48:18] Bro, I'm not comfortable, bro!

[26:48:21] He has to be done, man.

[26:48:22] No, but bro!

[26:48:26] Wait, listen, just hear me out.

[26:48:28] What?

[26:48:29] Yeah.

[26:48:30] Listen guys, I don't want to get fired from chief of the Jews.

[26:48:34] Then why did you do that?

[26:48:36] Why'd you do that when you did this?

[26:48:38] Well, I wanted to do that.

[26:48:40] These are consequences.

[26:48:42] No, no, what the fuck are you talking about?

[26:48:45] Please!

[26:48:46] No, what?

[26:48:47] It has to be done, man.

[26:48:49] Why?

[26:48:50] No, wait, hold on.

[26:48:51] You guys don't have to do this.

[26:48:53] Oh, okay.

[26:48:54] We do.

[26:48:55] It's our job.

[26:48:56] No, but what about this?

[26:48:57] What?

[26:48:58] Yeah.

[26:48:59] How about this?

[26:49:00] How about...

[26:49:01] What?

[26:49:02] How about you just...

[26:49:03] I agree what Eugene did was bad.

[26:49:05] So why don't you just get him, forget about me?

[26:49:07] Eugene? Yeah. What do you do? Yeah, now what Eugene did was bad. I agree with that.

[26:49:13] I think is all right if you really break it down you did the same thing Eugene did

[26:49:18] you were driving the ambulance you know he did was no I know you knew what you

[26:49:23] were doing and now you have to face a consequences and getting arrested. Okay

[26:49:26] I'm gonna be honest with you guys. What? The admins of at the synagogue have

[26:49:32] told me the administration at Temple told me I either strict okay

[26:49:38] administration at the temple told me I can't be corrupt if I want to be chief

[26:49:45] of the Jews it's my job you guys please oh okay so come on city okay the

[26:49:57] admins at a synagogue clothes you can't be corrupt administration at at temple

[26:50:01] and you've been cool like being corrupt I you know what no I wasn't you are

[26:50:11] No, I thought you'd be-

[26:50:13] No, no, no, you're corrupt! I'm not!

[26:50:15] No, it's all you!

[26:50:17] No, no, that's you! You're being corrupt right now! You're targeting me!

[26:50:20] I didn't do anything wrong!

[26:50:22] So you had someone kidnapped, right?

[26:50:24] No.

[26:50:25] Yeah.

[26:50:26] Yeah.

[26:50:27] Where's my team of lawyers?

[26:50:29] Where is my team of lawyers?

[26:50:31] Where is my team of lawyers?

[26:50:33] Team of lawyers? Who?

[26:50:35] I got, like, six!

[26:50:37] But we need actual lawyers.

[26:50:39] Actually, uh, who they're upstairs can up that person where they already in the hospital

[26:50:44] You're a fucking liar and you deserve to die

[26:50:48] You're a liar

[26:50:51] Liar so the person that you kidnapped they were inside already right time liar

[26:50:58] Liar time is it liar time? No, it's just time reduced. Is it 6 0 5?

[26:51:05] 705

[26:51:08] Wait what is it five up liar time?

[26:51:13] How do you sleep at night?

[26:51:20] I put my hat on my pillow

[26:51:23] Knowing that you're putting a guilty man in prison that doesn't want it though. Yes

[26:51:30] Look

[26:51:31] Okay

[26:51:32] Here's the thing did I do all of this? No fuck you you're targeting me

[26:51:38] I'm just not comfortable and no one cares. I don't oh, okay, right

[26:51:46] Please what what do you want me to do?

[26:51:54] I'm getting death threats

[26:51:59] I am getting death threats. I don't feel comfortable. I'm getting death threats from who I'm getting them

[26:52:07] It for the son, um, please I'm getting death threats

[26:52:15] Ah

[26:52:17] What you did was gonna get you in trouble and you knew it was corrupt and the consequences were gonna come to you

[26:52:22] Why would you do it in the first place? I didn't know all that was gonna happen the past week with the EMS

[26:52:29] No, I

[26:52:31] I thought you guys got the script

[26:52:34] You only do scripted stuff is what you're telling me. Yes, it's safer

[26:52:40] Well, I guess we're gonna last script right now. No, I hate him brav

[26:52:45] oh my god am I doing improv I am getting painted bullshit right now what

[26:52:54] that's a form of payment it is from you motherfuckers so I did you come in right

[26:53:00] yeah look here's the thing guys I'm allowed everything I did was legal I

[26:53:15] I wasn't I wasn't really there when it happens. I don't really know. Well, there you go

[26:53:21] Yeah, everything you said, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah

[26:53:24] Yeah, today you're getting charged with kidnapping criminal possession of a firearm in joyriding

[26:53:28] 28 months and a $2,100 fine

[26:53:33] What is it?

[26:53:35] 28 months with a $2,100 fine

[26:53:40] What is it?

[26:53:41] 28 months with a

[26:53:43] I want six lawyers and tell a tell stand to check his emails

[26:53:52] You goddamn tell stand to check his emails

[26:53:59] For everyone saying that I'm getting three days

[26:54:05] I just want to say that literally everything I'm doing other people have done

[26:54:10] This I'm not doing anything that hasn't been done. I

[26:54:12] I feel it better now. I do feel better now. I really needed to blow some seam off

[26:54:20] It's Randy characters annoying. His fucking Jordan is annoying

[26:54:35] All of his characters are super annoying

[26:54:38] You guys want to hear the EMS national anthem?

[26:54:47] Yeah, fucker live by the gun. I'm gonna die by the gun

[26:54:52] If a tow truck driver shoots at me, you know, I'm shooting back

[26:55:33] getting me you aren't fucking talk why

[26:55:36] wouldn't you feel bad about that because

[26:55:38] you did that way you did yes I'm seeing

[26:55:52] red and I swear to God I'm not gonna

[26:55:54] come back I swear to God I will not

[26:55:58] Oh, son of a bitch. Fuck.

[26:56:02] You're coming back. Here's the thing. Okay. If you shot at AJ if you shot him in the head. Yeah, what sweet just laugh

[26:56:12] He would be bleeding on the ground. No, we'd laugh. We'd all laugh. No!

[26:56:16] If I say that I'm not comfortable with it, I'm still gonna get fired. No, but you shouldn't. No.

[26:56:22] Why would you- what? Pinzo, could you talk to these people, please?

[26:56:25] I just don't get it.

[26:56:27] What? Okay, so here's my argument.

[26:56:30] Alright, let me hear it.

[26:56:31] No!

[26:56:32] Okay.

[26:56:33] That's it?

[26:56:34] That's it?

[26:56:35] No.

[26:56:36] No!

[26:56:37] No!

[26:56:38] Who let him go in the first place?

[26:56:42] Because they know!

[26:56:43] Who let you go?

[26:56:44] Who?

[26:56:45] Claire, I'm not snitching.

[26:56:46] I'm not snitching.

[26:56:47] Claire, I swear to fucking God.

[26:56:48] Reducer, you let him go.

[26:56:49] Where is my lawyer team?

[26:56:50] He's coming.

[26:56:51] Okay.

[26:56:52] He's coming.

[26:56:54] Oh, okay.

[26:56:55] I'm gonna reduce that.

[26:56:56] No, I didn't.

[26:56:57] Yeah, she did.

[26:56:58] This is double jeopardy.

[26:56:59] Oh!

[26:57:00] This is double jeopardy!

[26:57:01] She let me go!

[26:57:02] What is double jeopardy?

[26:57:03] No, I didn't.

[26:57:04] And Alex Trebek is even here, motherfucker!

[26:57:05] Who let him go for kidnapping?

[26:57:06] Oh, yeah.

[26:57:07] You did.

[26:57:08] You did.

[26:57:09] He actually has six lawyers and a therapist doctor up there.

[26:57:12] That's right.

[26:57:13] Let him down.

[26:57:14] Actually, what?

[26:57:15] Six of that?

[26:57:16] Yup.

[26:57:17] Yeah, there are actually six of them.

[26:57:20] I don't know how they got here, but here they are

[26:57:28] I don't want any of this

[26:58:43] Jerry I told these guys that I didn't want any of this they're not fucking listen

[26:58:47] What charges are you contesting all of them the possession charges yeah

[26:58:55] Okay, I don't fucking want it

[26:58:59] Okay, I mean we can go to bench trial if you want good

[26:59:03] Listen Jerry here's the time argument. You still want here's my argument. No

[26:59:08] What go ahead Jerry tell them it's double Jeopardy or something

[26:59:15] Look, he's been arrested for this one time before so

[26:59:18] Okay

[26:59:20] No, it was you guys you guys release me and then time

[26:59:25] Liar time what let me go

[26:59:29] No, I didn't let you go. You don't know these cops are a bunch of liars

[26:59:33] Liars

[26:59:35] Someone did name guys so you know I'll drop the kid nothing. All right. I'll drop the kid in all of it

[26:59:40] And also all of it

[26:59:42] I'm EMS. I didn't you see me execute that guy?

[26:59:46] Yeah, but you were joyriding you were on the stairs. Okay, look here's the deal

[26:59:50] You're the guy

[26:59:51] It's in the it's in our SOP's

[26:59:54] Oh

[26:59:55] Here's the thing

[26:59:56] It's in the reports that you have to show

[26:59:58] Shut up

[26:59:59] Hey

[27:00:00] What?

[27:00:01] An officer?

[27:00:02] Okay

[27:00:03] Close up Murphy

[27:00:05] Here's the deal here

[27:00:06] This is clear

[27:00:07] Yep

[27:00:08] Mr. What is it?

[27:00:10] What's your name sir?

[27:00:11] Jason

[27:00:12] Chief of the Jews

[27:00:13] Okay

[27:00:14] Mr. Of the Jews here

[27:00:17] Was under the impression that he was EMS right obviously mistake of law is not an excuse right but if he

[27:00:25] Actually believed and he was told that he could run as EMS to Murphy EMS

[27:00:32] On your lawyer we need

[27:00:36] No, no for fuck's sake

[27:00:38] It was an SNS pistol.

[27:00:40] I don't understand what she isn't getting.

[27:00:41] The joy riding is because the fucking car was on the staircase of the car.

[27:00:45] Yeah, but I don't want it.

[27:00:47] What does that have to do with joy riding?

[27:00:48] I guess he was joy riding the car.

[27:00:50] He was in the driver's car.

[27:00:51] What do you mean joy riding the car?

[27:00:52] That's not explained in the charges.

[27:00:53] If you're just saying, yeah, he did the charge.

[27:00:54] He was in the car, driving on the steps of the fucking courthouse.

[27:00:58] Jerry, are there really six lawyers up there?

[27:01:00] I saw him do it.

[27:01:01] No.

[27:01:02] I literally saw him do it.

[27:01:03] They were told that you pled guilty somehow.

[27:01:05] What?

[27:01:06] Who?

[27:01:07] Somebody?

[27:01:08] The reason it's 3 riding is because he stole a vehicle, alright?

[27:01:11] He's holding the EMS ambulance.

[27:01:13] Yes, I understand.

[27:01:15] Right, we know that, but I don't want it.

[27:01:17] Unlike this cadet.

[27:01:18] What?

[27:01:19] She's a cadet.

[27:01:20] What do you think?

[27:01:21] She's a cadet of lies in targeting me.

[27:01:23] She's very knowledgeable, alright?

[27:01:25] That's adorable.

[27:01:27] That's so long.

[27:01:29] Let me ask you something.

[27:01:30] Time.

[27:01:31] Do you enjoy Ice Cube the Rapper?

[27:01:34] Uh, sure.

[27:01:36] Okay, well, one time he said something.

[27:01:38] Time

[27:01:40] We're one time me no ice cube said something one time about shoot the

[27:01:45] What

[27:01:50] Look there was a point in time we're in WA out of falling out

[27:01:54] Okay over their manager and then ice cube became very anti-semitic, okay?

[27:02:00] Yes, it does you're targeting me it proves that you're targeting me. I'm getting targeted

[27:02:05] What does ice cube have to do with anything?

[27:02:07] You're anti-semitic!

[27:02:08] I did a crime bar if you don't want to go to jail, huh?

[27:02:11] Because I wanted to do that!

[27:02:12] Jerry, I don't understand what these guys aren't getting here.

[27:02:14] Look, the argument here is that he actually believed that those ambulance was theirs.

[27:02:22] No, if somebody told him that he was in the MS...

[27:02:25] Who told him? Who told him?

[27:02:27] They said I got the job.

[27:02:29] Who? Who is that?

[27:02:30] Who will say?

[27:02:31] They said I got it.

[27:02:32] Who?

[27:02:33] They said I got it

[27:02:36] Look, I murdered a person

[27:02:39] Now they were on their hands and knees and I shot him he's kidding. It's a rap song. It's fine

[27:02:45] How is that not how does that not make me EMS?

[27:02:49] What I have to give him medical is how are you saying no I shot him to murder him?

[27:02:56] I'll just go fucking

[27:02:59] We want a best trial

[27:03:02] Tell stand to check his emails. I also need some water

[27:03:12] Execute someone you literally said he wanted to get away with the consequences. Oh, I get it now

[27:03:18] Fucking scumbag is using the fact. Hey, you got fucking some special powers from the admins of the synagogue

[27:03:24] Get away with shooting someone because they can't be corrupt man. What are you gonna do about it pussy? Oh

[27:03:30] You wanna fuck

[27:03:34] You're gonna lay there and take it. Like, a little bitch you are.

[27:03:38] Nah.

[27:03:39] I'm sorry.

[27:03:39] You did this to my boy, Wrangler, back in the day, bro.

[27:03:41] I didn't mean to.

[27:03:42] You're so wrangly. You're going to jail.

[27:03:43] Oh my god, you're going to jail.

[27:03:44] I ain't going back.

[27:03:45] Listen, here's the thing.

[27:03:46] Fuck you.

[27:03:46] He can't. He's in the MS. He's not a criminal.

[27:03:49] I promise you I'm not going to jail.

[27:03:51] You are going to jail.

[27:03:52] I swear to God.

[27:03:55] I promise you you're not going to jail.

[27:03:57] I'm not gonna go to jail.

[27:03:58] You're going back.

[27:03:58] Yes, you are.

[27:03:59] Bring the admins of the synagogue down. I don't give a fuck. You're going back.

[27:04:02] True. I honestly...

[27:04:04] Hey guys, uh, so I got my charges. Oh shit

[27:04:08] Not okay

[27:04:16] I mean I did send them off. I did do it sending off you did it so you're playing guilty. No

[27:04:22] You're you just say you did yeah, I know I did do it. So you're playing guilty. No for fuck's sake. Not guilty, right?

[27:04:29] I'm pleading no

[27:04:31] No, send him off.

[27:04:33] No! Jerry do something!

[27:04:35] Bench trial!

[27:04:37] There's no fucking judges around.

[27:04:39] You better make one. You better send the fucking email to LJ.

[27:04:43] Someone better call LJ right now for fuck's sake.

[27:04:46] Who is LJ?

[27:04:48] Someone better call LJ right now, motherfuckers.

[27:04:51] Who is LJ?

[27:04:55] Someone better call...

[27:04:57] No!

[27:04:59] was just LJ in the twenty seven months or fourteen weeks fourteen wait wait wait wait

[27:05:03] wait wait wait hold on hold on what hold on why did you do what come here nice

[27:05:20] No, I don't want to be cuffed. I'm scuffed. I'm scuffed, man. I can't I'm scuffed

[27:05:29] I'm scuffed stop stop. I'm scuffed. Oh my god. He's scuffed. I'm fucking scuffed

[27:05:35] I'm scuffed

[27:05:46] I'm scuffed

[27:05:50] oh my god let me back in the cell this is ridiculous he was cocked I'm fucking

[27:06:02] scuffed it's actually scuffed I'm scum almost scuffed up it was the muscle

[27:06:15] They say send him away. No, I got more. Oh my god my lawyer

[27:06:22] No, no, no, look I got another lawyer coming 14 months with a $1,050 fine. Okay, no

[27:06:28] That's trial look

[27:06:32] Many fucking emails as I can just please you're playing not guilty so you can contest this in court later, okay?

[27:06:39] We got a job we got a judge who we got a judge. I got like six lawyers upstairs

[27:06:45] Yes!

[27:06:45] Oh my god.

[27:06:46] LJ, check his emails!

[27:06:48] Oh my god.

[27:06:50] Good stuff, producer.

[27:06:58] Now you get to experience your first Bench...

[27:07:01] Oh my...

[27:07:04] Is he actually coming?

[27:07:07] You're gonna do great!

[27:07:08] Wait, what do you have?

[27:07:10] Give me a second.

[27:07:11] I've hit my max.

[27:07:13] Really?

[27:07:14] Yeah, that's about...

[27:07:17] Well, I'm uncomfortable with a Bench trial.

[27:07:18] Yeah, I'm uncomfortable with it.

[27:07:20] I don't feel comfortable doing a Bench trial.

[27:07:21] Oh, fuck!

[27:07:22] Yeah, so...

[27:07:24] Ah, shit, Jerry, what a beast.

[27:07:25] Could you respect my, uh, theme time?

[27:07:27] Check your...

[27:07:28] Check my, what?

[27:07:30] Check your emails.

[27:07:32] Read it out loud.

[27:07:34] Please drop the charges, bro.

[27:07:37] Okay, so do it.

[27:07:41] Did you get my response?

[27:07:42] Let me see.

[27:07:45] Okay, it says no.

[27:07:47] Yeah.

[27:07:48] I don't accept that email.

[27:07:49] And that's what it's thinking, so...

[27:07:50] I don't...

[27:07:51] Murphy, baby!

[27:07:52] Oh, where are you pointing that gun at?

[27:07:54] Why, Jesus Christ!

[27:07:55] What is happening Murphy we need more lawyers down here Jerry what's going on I got

[27:08:05] Murphy these guys are trying to charge me for just be all I was doing was being an EMS

[27:08:10] That's not right

[27:08:14] Let me take this call real quick. I'm very important. He's

[27:08:18] We got crew session of fire. I'm doing very important things. What's going on?

[27:08:22] Help me Murphy please. Yeah I got a call. Chase Clowder, Chief of the Jews. Hello, this is me. Fuck your husband. I check my e-pod, baby. No I'm not comfortable right now, pod.

[27:08:36] Okay, we're going to bedstrile. We're going to bedstrile. See you there, baby. Okay, see you there.

[27:08:44] Look here. Come here Murphy fill in Murphy. I'm pleaded. No, no

[27:08:55] You guys make me sick, you know that

[27:09:02] I also got caught ya cuz

[27:09:05] Stanton would be a witness and can't say to

[27:09:09] To put it in the proper channel and then show respond

[27:09:13] Yeah, the emails, right? You actually want to fucking bench trial

[27:09:16] Yes!

[27:09:18] And you're gonna love my defense!

[27:09:21] You're gonna love to hear this!

[27:09:23] Heh, you don't want to fuck it.

[27:09:25] Let's do- let's do an adventure.

[27:09:27] Yeah, there we go!

[27:09:29] I'm fuckin'- you know what, Claire?

[27:09:31] Time!

[27:09:32] My name is Time Reducer!

[27:09:34] Okay, well maybe you should've changed your fucking hair color or something at least.

[27:09:37] Look, time!

[27:09:38] It IS different! I'm Brunettes!

[27:09:40] Can you- aahhh! Pinzone, can you believe this?

[27:09:43] So why don't you call him Ozbukarov?

[27:09:45] Who?

[27:09:45] So I'm you said exactly wow damn boy, damn

[27:09:53] Don't let him put you that afternoon. There you go. Stop hit her equal rights equal fights

[27:09:59] Her weird pin zone of again. I was the same shit you do

[27:10:04] Is splater get down here. Yeah talking

[27:10:07] Yeah, pin zone. I think it's all scuffed up

[27:10:11] Yeah, I think he's scuffed. Yeah

[27:10:13] Yeah, look, I'm gonna be honest you guys. I thought we were all friends. All right. This is bullshit. I got Murphy

[27:10:21] We got splainer coming. I believe night is also gonna be here good. It's gonna be here

[27:10:28] We need some more this is many as we can get as many as we can get

[27:10:35] As many as we can get

[27:10:38] Okay, let's get Rory in here

[27:10:43] the same time yeah it's gonna be a good best trial yeah you're making me feel

[27:10:48] uncomfortable anyway so here's the thing guys I'm more here's the thing I'm more

[27:10:56] uncomfortable than they are yes that's fine we just we really need to push that

[27:11:01] we need to establish that I said I don't want any of this and I'm very

[27:11:05] uncomfortable right and they don't care I wouldn't want to make anybody feel

[27:11:09] So who told you you were an EMS?

[27:11:11] We need the rules, we need the signals up.

[27:11:13] We need someone to put it in.

[27:11:15] Noah Drake.

[27:11:16] Was it a judge?

[27:11:17] Did a judge tell you or something?

[27:11:19] Because Stanton said he was a witness to all of this.

[27:11:21] Yeah, I went to the courier, some guy said,

[27:11:23] is an EMS I can execute as many people as I need to?

[27:11:28] Oh, so was Stanton said that?

[27:11:30] No, I think if some guy's standing next to him.

[27:11:33] But sure, fuck it, Stanton said it.

[27:11:35] But you could have assumed it was a judge because he was with him.

[27:11:37] He was with them.

[27:11:38] tell you where are you master something yes okay you're okay so there we go yeah

[27:11:45] the they said he said he had instructor I so I shot the guy okay please don't

[27:11:51] on his hands and knees and I said do I have the job and they said yes you're

[27:11:54] perfect all right don't mention that part okay yeah that's that's the rest

[27:12:00] Hey, does anybody have a band-aid?

[27:12:02] Okay.

[27:12:03] I shot your mouth.

[27:12:05] Excuse me?

[27:12:07] Wow, that's rude.

[27:12:09] What the hell are you, Gene, down here? He heard me! He heard me say that I'm EMS!

[27:12:22] Okay, I don't know what they're talking about over there. Something about, I don't know.

[27:12:26] And about, player or something. They're flirting, I guess.

[27:12:30] Hold on, let me send you some evidence.

[27:12:33] Okay, perfect.

[27:12:34] No, it is not.

[27:12:41] I can't wait to see the seven

[27:12:57] Hi, Leah, how you mean? Okay, let's not bring it. Let's not bring it. I'm kind of busy at a bench trial thing

[27:13:06] Oh, wait what you're on your you're on your way. Oh, I'm not we're not at the courthouse yet

[27:13:10] We're still at the PD work working it out people are people are feeling uncomfortable

[27:13:15] So it's kind of it's kind of dragging, but okay that paperwork I should have for you

[27:13:23] In town early right now

[27:13:26] Transporting these guys into the cool house. Let's do it kind of an on-call thing for specific situation

[27:13:34] You're not gonna feel comfortable when you're all fired for being corrupt

[27:13:39] Corruption especially time time to be caught up Ranger time me. I don't know

[27:13:45] I don't know what the parking is. 399, please. You don't want to be a parker? I don't really know what they do.

[27:13:50] Now you're calling her a meat parker? This is some good evidence. Stop. This is some good evidence.

[27:13:55] No one's calling you. Is she on the back? This is good. Yeah, I don't know how they're gonna argue this.

[27:13:59] Is she still there? I'm actually immortal. This is uh. Mr. Chaser, are you okay? It's

[27:14:09] It's Clowder! Chief of the Jews!

[27:14:14] Oh my goodness!

[27:14:15] Oh my god!

[27:14:16] Oh my god!

[27:14:17] Shots fired?

[27:14:19] Alright, watch your head.

[27:14:20] Okay.

[27:14:21] I'm not sure about this new cadet named Population Reducer.

[27:14:25] Why is she targeting Chaserball?

[27:14:26] Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.

[27:14:27] Come to the base, Ryle.

[27:14:29] What the fuck?

[27:14:29] Hmm...

[27:14:30] Please.

[27:14:31] You were there as well.

[27:14:32] I'm sure of Reducerball.

[27:14:33] What the fuck?

[27:14:34] Why are you being here now?

[27:14:35] For the last time, it's...

[27:14:36] We're being weird!

[27:14:37] I'm not comfortable with this

[27:14:40] He said I am not comfortable with this comfortable with this AJ, please

[27:14:45] I'm not comfortable with any of this

[27:14:48] Wait, then why'd you answer venture?

[27:14:56] I'm not comfortable with a finch shop. I want the trial, but I don't want to go to it

[27:15:05] Yeah, so no mention but he's not comfortable with I want there to be a trial, but I I don't think we should do it

[27:15:12] what yeah I'm not sure we should be oh good my EMS brother in our ear why is

[27:15:20] this one no that's your shot up ambulance splater splater help

[27:15:28] explain oh hello I think splater help me do I know you know but I know you

[27:15:37] What I know if you're emails

[27:15:42] You know

[27:15:50] See in run I'm seeing I'm seeing I'm scuffed. I'm scuffed. I'm scuffed. I'm scuffed fuck

[27:16:01] Fuck I thought I was free to go. No

[27:16:04] You're you know what do you know?

[27:16:06] You're no

[27:16:07] No, what did I do you're targeting you're targeting?

[27:16:11] You're targeting you're corrupt you're a liar

[27:16:17] Liar

[27:16:21] Liar who me yeah

[27:16:30] Should he go in by himself so he's not scuffed or yeah, I'm so am I scuffed up just don't cut me

[27:16:36] I'm not coffee to the door

[27:16:38] Punching me

[27:16:42] Cuff me to the door

[27:16:43] I'm not cuffs me to the door. I'm opening the door for you. I'm walking you inside walking inside

[27:16:48] I have a gun pointed to your head right now. I have a gun point to your head. I got a gun point

[27:16:54] On coffee from the door. No, you're not coffee. You rub this fucking hand out my hand Jesus Christ

[27:17:05] There's blood everywhere

[27:17:07] Your your face what your face my face what face?

[27:17:13] Alright, I'm pushing you inside, I'm pushing you inside, I'm pushing you inside.

[27:17:17] Gun to your head, gun to your head.

[27:17:18] Oh my god!

[27:17:19] Gun to-

[27:17:26] Watch your hands.

[27:17:28] Okay.

[27:17:29] Did you watch them?

[27:17:31] My legal team!

[27:17:32] Yes, we've come, we've come.

[27:17:34] We got at least five for ya.

[27:17:35] Good, good, good.

[27:17:37] Hey Katya!

[27:17:39] How's it going, Yana?

[27:17:43] Oh, sir.

[27:17:46] Can we have him on cuff please?

[27:17:48] Oh, he's not violent?

[27:17:50] He's not violent?

[27:17:51] He is violent, what do you mean?

[27:17:53] I'm not, I'm EMS, I'm EMS!

[27:17:55] Innocence and guilt is a proof of me.

[27:17:58] Okay.

[27:17:59] Alright, good. Is he a lawyer too?

[27:18:01] Yes.

[27:18:02] Okay, good. Good, good, good.

[27:18:03] This is really shaping up.

[27:18:05] Murphy and Swayner on the way and I also emailed Rory, he might come too.

[27:18:09] Okay, you get Crane?

[27:18:10] I haven't seen Crane, he's not answering my phone call.

[27:18:13] Alright, that's okay.

[27:18:16] As you can see your honor, I'm a very innocent man, look at all these lawyers.

[27:18:21] That's not even all of them that this isn't even all of them

[27:18:28] Man, I don't know if I'm comfortable this close to you guys my boundary. That's right. Look at all these lawyers

[27:18:42] Right, I don't know I don't know

[27:18:45] My boundaries have been pushed

[27:18:51] Justice done today even less comfortable

[27:18:53] Why are there so many of us?

[27:18:54] Hey, you walked in front of me.

[27:18:55] Because I'm...

[27:18:56] Pog, baby, my husband!

[27:18:58] Character witness!

[27:18:58] Oh my, no, no, no, I fucking missed you.

[27:18:59] We got an email.

[27:19:01] I missed you too, baby!

[27:19:02] I'll speak to you first, Murphy.

[27:19:03] Okay.

[27:19:04] I need the ILC.

[27:19:05] I got a ladder problem.

[27:19:06] I'm going to send over to myself as well as all of you.

[27:19:08] You're in the ILC.

[27:19:08] You're good.

[27:19:09] Yeah, I'm in the ILC.

[27:19:10] I'm not in the ILC.

[27:19:11] Your fat ass is in the ILC.

[27:19:13] Not yet.

[27:19:14] Do I look...

[27:19:14] I'm processing.

[27:19:15] Whoever you're going to call me fat, look at the client.

[27:19:18] Pray!

[27:19:18] Hey, don't disrespect your client.

[27:19:20] What kind of lawyer are you chief of the Jews? He's a chief

[27:19:27] Show some goddamn

[27:19:30] Shut up Murphy. We're now a splinter. Yes, sir. I'm getting a there's there's two more lawyers also on the way beyond

[27:19:41] I can't see anyone

[27:19:43] I can't see you either.

[27:19:45] I can't see you.

[27:19:46] Are these more lawyers?

[27:19:48] I need you to shut your whole fucking mouth right now.

[27:19:51] Your entire mouth.

[27:19:53] Just shh.

[27:19:55] I think McLaughlin might be coming.

[27:19:57] Good! Good!

[27:19:58] And Lyle also.

[27:19:59] Good! Good! Fantastic!

[27:20:01] Let's get him all!

[27:20:03] We got Lyle.

[27:20:05] Lawyer Voltron in bounds.

[27:20:07] I'm trying.

[27:20:08] We should have did this in the court county

[27:20:10] if we're trying to have all these good lawyers.

[27:20:47] is saying that we're saying whoever's saying that is right oh I think it's a

[27:20:53] snow snow lady my god it was a real motion to her snow man oh what the

[27:21:00] second that motion do you email all these people that have been troubles

[27:21:04] Oh my God!

[27:21:10] Good, good. Good.

[27:21:16] What are you talking about?

[27:21:20] Oh, they're buzzing.

[27:21:22] How did he get me?

[27:21:24] Why, you're not gonna be in the way!

[27:21:26] I got a memorial banyan, uh, making his way to the courthouse right now.

[27:21:28] Memorial banyan, perfect.

[27:21:30] That's Cameron DePresvent.

[27:21:32] Jesus Christ.

[27:21:34] Good, more lawyers, good, good, good.

[27:21:36] You need to get over here.

[27:21:38] All right.

[27:21:39] You see me?

[27:21:40] I'll go respond.

[27:21:41] Just find a fucking spot.

[27:21:42] No, I gotta.

[27:21:43] I gotta.

[27:21:46] Oh!

[27:21:51] Dude, we should really be on the side with the hot chicks.

[27:21:53] You know, maybe we should.

[27:21:55] Jay, it just needs that mask.

[27:21:56] They look like a camera depraved.

[27:21:58] Uh, mask.

[27:21:59] Take it off.

[27:22:00] I think I kind of know what you're talking about.

[27:22:02] We need that mask to stay on.

[27:22:07] It's going to be very distracting.

[27:22:09] All right, fine.

[27:22:10] God damn.

[27:22:11] This is a you need to be up. Yeah, great is great might be on his way to

[27:22:16] So right here get great

[27:22:26] You didn't put fives on it

[27:22:41] I haven't seen you in over six months or I should suspend you right now for even breathing. Oh come on. He's here your car

[27:22:52] That's right, you fucking lawyers you need for fucking reckless evasion

[27:23:08] I don't either

[27:23:11] What do you fuck with the chief of the Jews? We're just waiting on the Royal Banion to

[27:23:30] At least two lawyers

[27:23:36] Can I join the lawyer team I'll leave my cadet yeah

[27:23:41] Oh, come on, no, you don't have to kill me.

[27:23:43] Now we got the inside of school.

[27:23:45] All right, AJ, please, come on, I need you, man.

[27:23:47] Good.

[27:23:48] AJ, come here.

[27:23:48] I can't do this to an all-human people.

[27:23:50] All you gotta do is to leave the report.

[27:23:52] Come on.

[27:23:52] Come on, AJ.

[27:23:53] You don't have to leave the report.

[27:23:54] AJ, please, no, man, please.

[27:23:57] We have to be in charge of the evidence study.

[27:24:00] Wait, did he call the evidence study?

[27:24:01] No, no, give me a second.

[27:24:03] Almost done.

[27:24:06] I promise he's handsome.

[27:24:07] I promise you.

[27:24:08] I'm trying to look nice.

[27:24:09] She used to connect.

[27:24:12] Oh shit, yo, voice is my favorite word thing to the five gifted. Yo, a lot of gifted subs, good!

[27:24:18] Crane just emailed me, he said he is making his way to the courthouse also.

[27:24:22] Good, good, good, good.

[27:24:24] Got Crane and...

[27:24:26] Ah, something like that, bro. 2v7 these days.

[27:24:28] Wild, glory and then we should be good after that.

[27:24:31] Wild can get in here.

[27:24:32] What's good, bruh?

[27:24:33] Penta's a piece of shit. Penta's a cunt.

[27:24:35] Good!

[27:24:36] Yo, now thanks for the 10 gifted.

[27:24:38] gifted you guys gonna get up up up up up your honor this is thanks for the two

[27:24:45] but they're all appreciate that please do not uh can we have this I don't know

[27:24:49] what is he a sergeant hunter he's afraid from threatening me with climbing he

[27:24:56] said he's gonna clap he's gonna clap but see he pointed a gun at me your honor

[27:24:59] Oh

[27:25:09] Yo, red thanks for three months in a row appreciate that big Willie style five months in a row

[27:25:14] Hello hero hero fin his courthouse

[27:25:19] Appreciate that

[27:25:22] Heisen dad gifted 20. Are you kidding me?

[27:25:25] Subdued the gift in a sub swag deficit gifted five

[27:25:28] Jerk won $20. Thank you so much for that. That's a lot of money

[27:25:35] No, JC with $50

[27:25:38] All right, we don't need any more Hyrule fit

[27:25:42] Yo, JG manga

[27:25:45] Five gifted subs

[27:25:47] Burgers and three different subs

[27:25:49] Beardman with five. Oh my god. I'm gonna fucking cry dude

[27:25:54] fuck

[27:25:55] Yo miss a rule with two months in a row. Thanks for that great sage son. Thanks for the five Stalin duck brand new sub

[27:26:01] Thank you for that war dog with 13

[27:26:04] Dingo with the baby 55 brand new prime sub appreciate that was he motor with five are you kidding me?

[27:26:11] Vice-roy with five as well. Thank you

[27:26:14] Shit Pentus. Oh my god

[27:26:16] Blader

[27:26:18] get an email splinter I need you here hey thanks for the 10 gifted but I need

[27:26:25] to hear Scotty 1850 are you kidding me

[27:26:28] oh maize perfect maize good

[27:26:37] maize court recorder that would be held good good good this is all very good

[27:26:44] Alright guys, you think we can do this in 19 minutes probably?

[27:26:50] Of course, you know. I mean, look, if we need to stretch this out for another five hours,

[27:26:55] I will come after Tsunami. That's so long, man.

[27:26:58] Okay, because honestly, this is fun though. I told...

[27:27:03] Are these guys all filled in, Jerry? I told these guys I didn't want to...

[27:27:08] Listen, I told them over there I didn't want to be arrested.

[27:27:10] Also, you were told you were EMS. I was told I was EMS.

[27:27:14] What the fuck are you talking about?

[27:27:16] Fuck it!

[27:27:17] Fuck it!

[27:27:18] Fuck it!

[27:27:19] Shit, when did I-

[27:27:19] What the fuck are you talking about, Mark?

[27:27:21] Hello?

[27:27:21] I wasn't, and then they let me go!

[27:27:25] Double Jeopardy!

[27:27:26] They let me go!

[27:27:28] They let me go, bro!

[27:27:30] Yo, KZDubbs, 25 gifted!

[27:27:31] Double Jeopardy plus.

[27:27:32] Double Jeopardy!

[27:27:34] We got a chase!

[27:27:35] It's a question for the-

[27:27:36] Well-

[27:27:36] I'm-

[27:27:37] Penta premium.

[27:27:38] Chase Clowder, chief of the Jews!

[27:27:42] KDubbs, 25 gifted!

[27:27:43] Are you serious?!

[27:27:44] Are you kidding me are you worry worry, baby?

[27:27:59] Well you know my worry about you yeah

[27:28:07] You guys are fucked the emotional that he is on the way

[27:28:14] There we go

[27:28:18] This is just warming my heart

[27:28:39] This was this is not planned by the way, I didn't even plan on playing chase today

[27:28:48] No

[27:28:53] All right, I think we're ready to start

[27:29:03] All right, I think we're ready to start I dodged another contempt charge. I'm sorry

[27:29:18] See it

[27:29:33] Crane O'Vanian McLaughlin Ajax the defendant Callow Ron

[27:29:52] How do you think I got all these emails out he's fucking group chat 3d

[27:29:59] He's right.

[27:30:01] Claire Chase finally has his gang.

[27:30:03] It's Claire!

[27:30:05] Oh, James, hi!

[27:30:07] That would be very good for the pod.

[27:30:09] Dr. Stoneman charged every lawyer here

[27:30:12] by finding updates so you don't get them charges at drop.

[27:30:15] If all lawyers are not given the same expectancy of discovery,

[27:30:18] how are we supposed to defend this industry?

[27:30:20] I'm from Boston. I'm at Harvard.

[27:30:22] You swine?

[27:30:24] That's right!

[27:30:26] to go in that side. She has to send the charges to every lawyer individually, otherwise it's

[27:30:31] null and void and we get to walk. Oh, we got the emotional therapy. What do you mean

[27:30:35] we get to walk? What do you mean me? Mr. Abandon, you're not under arrest. We're all under

[27:30:41] arrest. We're all under prosecuted. I think it's under arrest. I'm under arrest as well.

[27:30:45] Right. We personally identify with her. I'm charging every single one of these people,

[27:30:50] I am a Chase Clowder.

[27:30:52] I am Chase Clowder.

[27:30:54] I am Chase Clowder.

[27:30:56] Fuck it, I'm Chase Clowder.

[27:30:58] I'm not saying that.

[27:31:00] Who the fuck is Chase Clowder?

[27:31:02] It's me. I'm Chase Clowder.

[27:31:04] It's me, the client.

[27:31:06] Oh, Chappy, you're a junior attorney, too.

[27:31:08] Get over here.

[27:31:10] You're on, that's going on.

[27:31:12] Oh, we got 11.

[27:31:14] How about we just 50-150 Chase Clowder?

[27:31:16] Ow!

[27:31:18] I don't know.

[27:31:19] Sir, you're a lawyer now.

[27:31:20] It's really kind of annoying.

[27:31:21] You're fucking Jordan is annoying.

[27:31:22] I haven't talked to you guys in a long time.

[27:31:23] They should have given us some fucking presents.

[27:31:24] They're good, they're good.

[27:31:25] As well as we need more booze, is there how many of us there are?

[27:31:27] We do need a lot of it.

[27:31:28] We need more booze.

[27:31:29] We're supposed to go on our own.

[27:31:30] We need another booze.

[27:31:31] I would like to submit a kind of motion that was 5150 surge crossed.

[27:31:32] Have you ever seen an actual impasse on your date?

[27:31:33] Do you send it off?

[27:31:34] You guys are fucked.

[27:31:35] I got more lawyers than you guys have cops on duty.

[27:31:36] I got some people out there.

[27:31:37] It's just true.

[27:31:38] It's true.

[27:31:39] You guys are fucked. I got more lawyers than you guys have cops on duty

[27:31:51] Oh my god, we all get a copy of that report, please who bought

[27:31:57] Thanks for the five gift

[27:32:04] That's cuz I the perfect character has the perfect amount of lawyers

[27:32:09] i didn't get in but

[27:32:10] but this is what i mean after what money makes you feel better

[27:32:12] it does, it does

[27:32:14] then she has to make a server

[27:32:15] she has to make a server for all the eternity

[27:32:17] and make a server

[27:32:18] and that is what i mean

[27:32:19] oh, alright just make a server

[27:32:21] you gotta make a server

[27:32:22] who is making a server, me?

[27:32:23] you are

[27:32:25] yeah you

[27:32:25] it's your best

[27:32:27] it's your best

[27:32:28] its your best

[27:32:30] we need to try and bring you off a side

[27:32:32] we demand our own roles in here as well

[27:32:34] letting us as attorneys

[27:32:36] Why charges are dropped and we're walking that's right

[27:32:40] Differentiating

[27:32:42] We're very busy

[27:32:52] A lot of voices sorry

[27:32:55] do

[27:32:59] We

[27:33:06] I

[27:33:11] You better figure it out. Well, how do you know I have my own

[27:33:16] We know

[27:33:19] It's awful

[27:33:21] I should be let go just based off that

[27:33:24] Clutter we got this maximum community service or you're gonna walk, but you're gonna get more community stuff. I didn't do anything wrong. I'm EMS

[27:33:31] Yes!

[27:33:32] Uh, Your Honor, if he's the MS, uh, as, uh, as the former chief of medicine, he can work

[27:33:36] under me.

[27:33:37] Yup!

[27:33:38] Oh!

[27:33:39] Your Honor, this man's a hero.

[27:33:40] What?

[27:33:41] He's a hero!

[27:33:42] Yup!

[27:33:43] That, uh, are you willing to drop all charges now, Hunter?

[27:33:45] I'm Chase Clayton.

[27:33:46] I don't know.

[27:33:47] Fuck, what are you motherfuckers?

[27:33:48] Hey!

[27:33:49] Oh!

[27:33:50] Oh!

[27:33:51] Oh!

[27:33:52] They hear this!

[27:33:53] They're targeting!

[27:33:54] I'm being targeted!

[27:33:55] It's Chief of the Jews!

[27:33:56] I'm being targeted!

[27:33:57] Objection!

[27:33:58] He's biased!

[27:33:59] I'm not adding you guys

[27:34:24] It's not how this works you need to do your fucking job

[27:34:27] Come on time you can be the prosecution is refusing to meet the burden of proof

[27:34:35] My clients right to a speedy trial is being violated

[27:34:43] Until after tsunami I've motioned for all charges to be dropped

[27:34:49] You're on a route with a certain I can have an EMS

[27:34:52] Mr. Clatter actually is entitled to a court martial in this court has no jurisdiction over him. Yep

[27:34:56] What the fuck is this shit?

[27:34:58] As Mr. Crane represents,

[27:35:00] I can assert that that is 100% accurate.

[27:35:02] Your Honor, my client has rights.

[27:35:04] I have rights!

[27:35:06] You're whispering,

[27:35:08] and secondly, I'm going down the line here

[27:35:10] and sending you all the invites to this

[27:35:12] just to help that out.

[27:35:14] Oh my God, thank you so much.

[27:35:16] Your Honor.

[27:35:18] Oh my fucking God.

[27:35:20] This trial is far from speedy.

[27:35:22] Far. My rights!

[27:35:24] We're going to slowly, we're going to slowly switch to the right and we're going to take

[27:35:36] the post.

[27:35:37] Pass the line you one-eyed fuck!

[27:35:38] We're going to, we're going to slowly switch to the right and take the post down, we're

[27:35:45] going to be some survey of the federal constitution.

[27:35:48] Oh man, I needed this man.

[27:35:50] This is great.

[27:35:51] I'm happy to back.

[27:35:52] What do you think?

[27:35:53] and invite to the evidence.

[27:35:54] This is no fed, bro,

[27:35:55] they're coming out full of mics.

[27:35:56] I'm gonna check to see if I've been invited and included it.

[27:35:58] That's for criminal activity!

[27:35:59] No, no, no!

[27:36:00] That doesn't only apply to crimes!

[27:36:01] Thus proving I'm not a criminal!

[27:36:03] Look at that crime.

[27:36:04] Thus proving I'm not a criminal!

[27:36:06] This server is very, very misleading.

[27:36:08] That's great, man.

[27:36:09] I love every moment of this jail.

[27:36:10] I need to check to do that.

[27:36:11] That is very, very good.

[27:36:12] That's all there is to it.

[27:36:13] I need to verify this.

[27:36:14] This is so great, dude.

[27:36:15] It is certain to approve and deal to that.

[27:36:16] I'm also saying I don't know who this last chaser is.

[27:36:22] the server is mislabeled.

[27:36:24] Yeah, who is that?

[27:36:25] Who's Cloud Chaser?

[27:36:26] Who's Cloud Chaser?

[27:36:28] We are the feathering raiders.

[27:36:29] Good catch.

[27:36:30] Ms. Trial.

[27:36:31] Ms. Trial.

[27:36:32] The hide has been misidentified, Your Honor.

[27:36:36] They don't even know who I am.

[27:36:40] Oh, they tried to hide it.

[27:36:42] It's a bench trial now.

[27:36:43] It's bench trial now.

[27:36:46] It's called bench trial.

[27:36:47] The source of recorturing is being made.

[27:36:49] You have to take a screenshot of the names, do you have to take a screenshot of the evidence that was used by a judiciary?

[27:36:54] Yes, screenshots?

[27:36:57] There's another lawyer in jury that is signing off in the indictment of these charges.

[27:37:01] Oh, we've got another lawyer!

[27:37:03] We've got another lawyer!

[27:37:05] You get back in this line, we're using their bench to lean on as well!

[27:37:09] Where the fuck are you going?

[27:37:11] We're gonna need to take over the other side and have them...

[27:37:15] We need more bench!

[27:37:17] need me need more bench where's the bench need more bench

[27:37:22] I think we should start smoking until they bring us more benches

[27:37:26] yeah need more bench trial they got no benches

[27:37:31] I'm lighting up a black and mild screw this

[27:37:37] good for you good for you

[27:37:41] put it out smoke I'm Jayce Clarence

[27:37:44] i chase cloud

[27:37:46] you're on chase cloud

[27:37:48] we're all from baston

[27:37:50] wait you're from washington too

[27:37:52] they are from beat town

[27:37:54] you know what

[27:37:56] baston

[27:37:58] i need 78s at the cool house

[27:38:00] oh

[27:38:02] i'm from baston

[27:38:04] your honor can we get some clam chowder

[27:38:10] right here for mr. clowder

[27:38:12] need more chowder

[27:38:14] will you return to work at some fucking point

[27:38:16] I feel attacked in this also as I haven't taken a case in months except

[27:38:22] I'm the greatest lawyer ever. Gary, ask for a sidebar.

[27:38:28] You have a sidebar.

[27:38:30] You're on a kid's sidebar.

[27:38:32] Sidebar.

[27:38:34] Sidebar.

[27:38:36] Sidebar.

[27:38:38] Sidebar.

[27:38:40] Case Clouter needs to go back.

[27:38:42] It's a sidebar.

[27:38:44] Case Clouter, you got to go back.

[27:38:46] My father's exercising his right to self-representation.

[27:38:48] Where is that?

[27:38:50] I'm noticing this high up.

[27:38:52] I can't even push.

[27:38:54] Better on the bench.

[27:38:56] around the bush, right around the bush, in a circle there.

[27:38:59] What do you mean?

[27:39:00] He's been declined as white as a fucking lawyer.

[27:39:02] Are you kidding me?

[27:39:03] Call him!

[27:39:03] He's been dismissed as a big liar,

[27:39:06] and he's been denied a lot of freedom of counsel.

[27:39:09] Dude, this is like the best day of RP ever, man.

[27:39:12] We need Kevin Shaw here.

[27:39:13] This is like the best day ever.

[27:39:15] Yeah, dude, he's not waking up.

[27:39:19] I'll call him.

[27:39:20] Oh my god.

[27:39:23] This kind of makes it all worth it.

[27:39:24] You know, it does.

[27:39:26] Um, I don't know what this you're on are you single and also 5,200

[27:39:40] 1323 thanks for three months Marshmallow with the five dollars appreciate that

[27:39:56] How many lawyers I got 12 lawyers

[27:40:09] The evidence has been planted, okay

[27:40:17] Why are y'all back there cops? This is a sidebar y'all come up here

[27:40:20] They don't even know legal prestige. They don't even know.

[27:40:24] Maybe they had some legal experts.

[27:40:27] They may be, do you want me to light you to the discards?

[27:40:31] He had to make a stir.

[27:40:32] Okay, so what is the sidebar regarding?

[27:40:36] We need more benches if we're going to continue.

[27:40:41] I'll order some benches. Go back to your...

[27:40:44] Are they more than one?

[27:40:46] Thank you.

[27:40:48] Thank you.

[27:40:50] Thank you.

[27:40:52] I still, I still thought that was a victory.

[27:40:54] Hey, maybe make one.

[27:40:56] Good work everyone.

[27:40:58] Good work, lawyer.

[27:41:00] Just be mahogany.

[27:41:02] We have the right to turn a clan privilege.

[27:41:04] Can you guys go stand in front of the TV so you don't overhear everything we're saying?

[27:41:06] Yeah.

[27:41:08] This is the view problem.

[27:41:10] Okay, why don't you like...

[27:41:12] What are you talking about?

[27:41:14] I'm a paralegal sir.

[27:41:21] Oh, you're paralegal, okay.

[27:41:23] Thank you, Bill.

[27:41:24] Oh, this sergeant is trying to attack us with a rifle.

[27:41:28] Y'all copy, thanks for the $6,000 credit.

[27:41:30] Yes, for the lawyer charges.

[27:41:32] He's targeting...

[27:41:33] He's got a gun!

[27:41:34] He's got a fucking gun!

[27:41:36] I'm feeling very intimidated right now, you're right.

[27:42:09] No, he said I'll use it too.

[27:42:11] No, he said I will use it too.

[27:42:13] This guy means I will use it.

[27:42:15] That is a threat.

[27:42:17] None of us are armed in here. There's no need for that.

[27:42:19] All charges dropped from finding out

[27:42:21] that he is trying to pull out these orders into

[27:42:23] dropping these charges.

[27:42:25] Yes.

[27:42:27] I'm James Clowden.

[27:42:29] Yes.

[27:42:31] Yes.

[27:42:33] We did it!

[27:42:35] Yes, we did it!

[27:42:37] We did it! We won!

[27:42:42] What the fuck is that?

[27:42:44] What the fuck is that?

[27:42:47] We did it!

[27:42:51] We did it!

[27:42:53] We did it!

[27:42:55] We did it!

[27:42:58] We did it!

[27:43:00] I just want to give a speech real quick oh we got lawyer dog look uh

[27:43:27] Today is like Mike was the darkest day of my life I got my dream job is EMS and then to be told that I

[27:43:34] I was under arrest for something I was doing

[27:43:37] as an EMS worker, disgusting.

[27:43:40] All I did was execute a man inside the hospital.

[27:43:43] I was, I was working in line of the EMS.

[27:43:49] You're a hero.

[27:43:51] Listen, I just wanna say.

[27:43:52] I'm gonna be rendering my verdict.

[27:43:54] We as EMS have a movie time search.

[27:43:59] Woo!

[27:44:00] Oh yeah.

[27:44:01] Whoa!

[27:44:02] guys we will appeal will appeal it will

[27:44:12] appeal we is the way is EMS have an

[27:44:20] expression and that's live by the gun

[27:44:21] Die by the gun

[27:45:18] What can I do now show can I even play chase again like

[27:45:29] Can I play chase now? I can't I can't get back on chase again. No, that's it. What are we doing now?

[27:45:46] What are we doing now six cave viewers? Hello? Hey everyone?

[27:45:51] Okay

[27:45:52] Just double my viewer count unhosted no big deal. I guess

[27:45:57] Some guys

[27:46:00] Fuck

[27:46:02] Dude, I know I know vice Roy with the book

[27:46:04] this is such an amazing moment literally out of nowhere just shows that no

[27:46:10] pixel has a lot of good people and Pentia the fucking man that's true I am

[27:46:16] pretty good aren't I I mean look at all the good RP that Chase Clowder provides

[27:46:23] yo emo kid are you kidding me

[27:46:30] Fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it

[27:46:34] Are you kidding 25 gifted amazing season finale of Chase Clowder. It's Randy characters annoying

[27:46:57] All of his characters are super annoying

[27:47:00] What's the song?

[27:47:02] It's

[27:47:08] It's just a live by the gun

[27:47:11] By mr. Flocka

[27:47:14] Yo cab Mac makes it a five gift. I appreciate that surge. Holy shit 50 bucks

[27:47:20] What the fuck?

[27:47:23] It did it did I feel better. I am I am a bit of a book that made today better bitch

[27:47:32] It's not about the RP with Jordan. That's the problem. It did it's not RP with Jordan

[27:47:37] I'll be real with you guys. I really don't give a fuck. I wonder if Mantis is getting on to ready. I

[27:47:51] Had a really bad day at work, and you really made it better. Thank you

[27:47:55] No, this is great, man.

[27:47:58] All I did was execute him in that pull box, and I-

[27:48:01] I don't understand!

[27:48:04] All these people showing up to that event.

[27:48:06] It's like people want to RP on an action server.

[27:48:10] I guess, man.

[27:48:14] It's not about the RP we're showing, and that's a problem.

[27:48:17] It's not-

[27:48:17] Yo, uh, what is this?

[27:48:20] Fens!

[27:48:22] Fiends! Fens! Sama!

[27:48:24] Right?

[27:48:26] Aye!

[27:48:29] It's just Chase.

[27:48:30] Oh my god this character after chase. Yeah, I'm not gonna have a voice chat. I'm literally not gonna have a fucking voice

[27:48:43] Oh shit

[27:48:44] Yo cap, thank you so much for the five gifted subs appreciate that dynamic danger 17 months in a row jugs with five

[27:48:54] Rotata with five appreciate that emo cable 25 again. It's a it's surge with 50

[27:49:03] amazing

[27:49:04] There's all my shit. Oh did I go to prison? Oh, I did

[27:49:16] if I

[27:49:21] gave

[27:49:22] Trump corona

[27:49:24] Man made

[27:49:27] Hold up

[27:49:28] Here the thing hold up here the thing is that

[27:49:37] fucking

[27:49:38] That shit is man-made

[27:49:40] Hold up a second

[27:49:47] Dog where the fuck is cooter is Billy Bob found out about Trump. Yeah, I think probably

[27:50:36] Hey, man, sir, you're not getting on to ready. I didn't know check fan art. Okay

[27:50:58] I actually did get invited to the bedstrile server.

[27:51:01] Good fucking god.

[27:51:10] Long time.

[27:51:21] Stay great.

[27:51:22] Good.

[27:51:25] That's so fucking funny.

[27:51:27] Yeah, why did they submit my evidence?

[27:51:42] Dude.

[27:51:43] That was fucking funny, man.

[27:51:46] Dude, Mantis, when are you gonna be on, uh, Touretti next?

[27:51:49] Oh, yeah, let me look at the fan art.

[27:51:56] Fucking good.

[27:52:09] That's fucking funny.

[27:52:11] The dog!

[27:52:13] The dog, man.

[27:52:17] Oh my fucking god.

[27:52:21] What a fucking dog.

[27:52:24] Hey, this motherfucker right here had a gun on me.

[27:52:53] This antifa motherfucker had a gun on me.

[27:52:58] When did he do that, sir?

[27:53:00] Man, I had the rally.

[27:53:02] Listen, I don't want to be that guy, but we've been here before.

[27:53:07] I came from the bottom, he came from the top, he's clearly lying.

[27:53:10] Jesus Christ.

[27:53:11] I don't even know what that means, you anti-famon!

[27:53:15] Yeah!

[27:53:16] Get the fuck off the road, okay?

[27:53:18] Get the fuck off the road!

[27:53:19] Wait, hold up!

[27:53:20] You got to respect the American law, sir.

[27:53:26] Fuckin' scum, baby.

[27:53:29] Hey, let me in, you bitch!

[27:53:31] What the fuck?

[27:53:33] He just fucking lights in the car, bro.

[27:53:35] Let me in, time!

[27:53:37] What is the time?

[27:53:39] What is the time?

[27:53:41] Huh?

[27:53:42] What I do know

[27:53:45] Wait, hold up

[27:53:49] Hold up a say

[27:53:51] Right, but look here the thing. All right

[27:53:55] That motherfucker. Hey, you know what I was told something once

[27:54:02] Okay, all right, which we're told once here's the thing is that I get to have that car

[27:54:08] Okay, I don't know who told you that but they're fucking stupid, sir

[27:54:11] Well, I was supposed to like stand back and stand by or something. I don't know what I'm waiting for

[27:54:17] Yeah, no, what you wait for is uh, what you want to do is you want to go get a job work real hard buy yourself a few guns

[27:54:25] Then stand stand by and I'll wait for the the inock. Oh, all right. Hey, can I get a gun real quick?

[27:54:32] It's my right

[27:54:33] No, you're gonna work real hard to get one of those son. All right

[27:54:36] Oh my god, I heard the news. Where is he make me two of I heard the news

[27:55:28] I already got that auntie for bullshit

[27:55:33] What auntie for the corona?

[27:55:36] Who got where is he?

[27:55:38] Where's who where's Trump?

[27:55:41] Oh, Trump's not a kill box. Well, I heard he got it. Why the

[27:55:45] Fuck ain't he here

[27:55:47] Oh, there ain't no word of Donald Trump being here. Huh?

[27:55:52] You gonna give me the vaccine right now. I know you ain't teeth of motherfuckers got it. I

[27:55:57] Ain't no fucking ain't teeth. I know that you ain't teeth of motherfuckers got it

[27:56:02] Not anything here. That's how y'all did the

[27:56:05] protested shit

[27:56:07] It didn't get sick. I know you got it protests. I know you got it. Give me that vaccine

[27:56:14] There's no kind of I'm gonna come back with a gun and I'm gonna shoot you I was told to stay

[27:56:24] You up to hey, I'm he a where's Trump I heard I heard he got it

[27:56:33] Yeah, he got it. That's true. Where is he?

[27:56:36] He's not in this hospital. Unfortunately

[27:56:39] Damn yeah, yeah, you sure

[27:56:42] I don't think he's here. I'm coming back with a gun

[27:56:49] I'm coming back with the fucking gun

[27:56:53] Where's Trump?

[27:56:55] Promise, I'm not

[27:56:57] Hey, you got a gun I could have real quick

[27:57:07] Yeah, it's my right. I'm an American

[27:57:15] You just treat it out

[27:57:19] I ain't got a phone, I ain't got none.

[27:57:22] I'm trying to get a lockpick.

[27:57:26] Alright.

[27:57:27] She went into my friend's house last night.

[27:57:29] Oh!

[27:57:30] Ow!

[27:57:31] Give me that car!

[27:57:35] I need a lockpick.

[27:57:36] Do you have a lockpick?

[27:57:37] I don't have any, I'm sorry.

[27:57:41] Hey, come on!

[27:57:42] To the PD!

[27:57:43] Do you want to go PD?

[27:57:44] Yeah, to the PD.

[27:57:45] Come on.

[27:57:46] Oh my god!

[27:57:47] She's alright.

[27:57:48] Look at her.

[27:57:49] Okay.

[27:57:50] Yeah, she's okay.

[27:57:51] To the PD!

[27:57:52] Look at her.

[27:57:53] She's okay.

[27:57:54] Okay, yeah, she's okay to the PD. Let's go

[27:57:59] Yeah, I definitely want to go to the corner going on a trip in my favorite rocket ship

[27:58:07] What that means

[27:58:11] Hey, where the fuck is Cougar I

[27:58:14] Don't know anyone named Cougar. I'm sorry friend front door service

[27:58:26] Hey, why where the fuck is Cougar? Oh?

[27:58:30] Cougar to ready

[27:58:34] No idea sir. Damn you ain't seen them. I don't think so. Hey someone give me a gun real quick

[27:58:40] Why don't you get your gun by yourself? I ain't got one of them things yet one of them license is

[27:58:48] Okay, let's talk to a judge

[27:58:50] Where they

[27:58:52] Cora sir. All right. Oh

[27:58:56] Dan, how are you doing?

[27:58:58] Hello

[27:59:03] Okay

[27:59:08] How you feel about these Antifa motherfuckers?

[27:59:31] Have you ever met them? Yeah, they assholes

[27:59:36] I don't know any of them. Well, it ain't good. Who's Antifa? Antifa? I don't have any Ant. Look it ain't good. I'm telling you that brother

[27:59:47] Well, maybe she's just having a bad day

[27:59:49] Could be could by to the left I can't hear it better home

[28:00:02] Hold up, okay

[28:00:06] skirt

[28:00:07] Take it back. No y'all. Maybe I should wait to play Billy Bob until

[28:00:34] I'm gonna wait to play Billy Bob until Freddy's online

[28:00:38] Thanks for the ride

[28:00:47] Ricky Mike Michael Wrangler

[28:00:49] I'll let you guys decide

[28:01:01] Wrangler it looks like it's an overwhelming amount of Wrangler

[28:01:04] Good luck getting on Wrangler. You mean let me look

[28:01:12] There's four people on duty

[28:01:20] We mean good luck. Yeah, but good luck. Oh, that's so wrong

[28:01:47] But it was fun with some just kinky sex thing they were into you exactly, you know and some people are all into that

[28:02:03] you know they like to have the

[28:02:05] public displays of

[28:02:07] Anger so when they get home, they're literally tearing each other's booth up

[28:02:11] I'm not too sure. I'm not too sure. Why do you think I didn't like if I knew that he was even having Murphy in the first place?

[28:02:31] I would have told him that

[28:02:34] chap is

[28:02:36] Oh, they're told him to somebody who is reliable and could actually win a case for a change

[28:02:42] chap

[28:02:43] Is he trying to take over a block?

[28:02:50] Or is he?

[28:02:56] if I

[28:02:58] I need to find out more what happened in the block and see what we can do about it better

[28:03:04] You know, I mean what they had was in stealing a car

[28:03:08] And that car supposedly was the the vehicle that hit her and and then she supposedly in her last time

[28:03:15] Jordan, but I mean if she was hit by a car

[28:03:18] She could have had brain damage. Is he all sorts of things going on?

[28:03:21] Okay, is he trying to take over blocks or is he trying to join a gang lots image

[28:03:25] She remembered with Jordan's face and then that did automatically. She thinks it's Jordan

[28:03:32] Takeover

[28:03:33] Okay, he's trying to take over

[28:03:36] Should I just use my voice but with slang yo dog. What's really good?

[28:03:43] Shit all right whiter

[28:03:58] We're taking over the whole south side. This is my block now bitch

[28:04:06] All right perfect

[28:04:08] yo what's really good motherfucker

[28:04:13] all right okay good perfect I'm feeling

[28:04:29] to roll up on some motherfuckers shit

[28:04:41] work ghetto no no no no this is perfect

[28:04:47] deeper yo dog what's really good bitch

[28:04:50] You guys want to do that rolling 20s bitch? Hell yeah whole lot of gang shit

[28:04:57] You guys think that's better?

[28:05:00] All right, dick, huh?

[28:05:03] Yeah, that's better than my voice. All right. Is nobody a taxi cab driver?

[28:05:17] Hey, motherfucker

[28:05:37] Hey, you need to bring your badass to the airport right now. I'm trying to

[28:05:43] Get a ride

[28:05:51] Bitch y'all know where the fucking you tax cab driver y'all know fucking airport is

[28:05:59] I ain't fucking damn bitch I'm up on the fucking motherfucking arrivals I'm just arriving

[28:06:09] You better bring that fat ass up on it

[28:06:12] God damn!

[28:06:14] Okay!

[28:06:14] Shit!

[28:06:16] God damn!

[28:06:17] Alright, cuh!

[28:06:18] Shit!

[28:06:23] Fuck!

[28:06:24] Shit!

[28:06:37] It's my block now, cuh!

[28:06:39] Heh!

[28:06:40] Hell yeah!

[28:06:42] Bitch!

[28:06:44] We should do a sub-a-thon.

[28:06:53] From the airport!

[28:06:57] Oh yeah, we do have to make a redneck character and try to hang out with Tourette.

[28:07:07] Star one now.

[28:07:10] Now, I'm gonna do a marathon stream.

[28:07:12] I'm thinking I'm gonna do a marathon stream the third through the fourth. I start chemo the sixth

[28:07:30] Which you know the lady I talked to today said that I'll probably be fine for

[28:07:36] She said I might be fine honestly. I don't know but she also said one of the side effects is not being able to breathe

[28:07:43] So somewhere in between of you'll probably be fine also one of these side effects is you'll stop breathing and you might lose your hearing

[28:07:50] But she said she's never seen that side effect so that's probably fine.

[28:08:10] That's comforting.

[28:08:11] Yeah.

[28:08:15] How's it a side effect?

[28:08:18] Well the people who manufacture the drug haven't listed as side effect.

[28:08:22] It's a very wide range.

[28:08:27] Yeah, it seems like every fucking side effect that's possible is one of the side effects

[28:08:34] of the they're giving me three chemo drugs one of the side effects is a pale

[28:08:40] skin and the other side effect is dark darkening skin it's two different ones

[28:08:49] so I was like oh all right well fucking I've had Kim before no man I said that I

[28:08:58] was like oh so it just kind of cancels out don't leave it up it's literally

[28:09:18] poison it attracts fast growing cells which is why you lose your hair because

[28:09:27] your hair is a fast growing cell. Hell yeah bitch come on now bitch you maho shit.

[28:09:33] I'm not your help. Listen up. Oh you got a gun?

[28:09:38] What is that a thing for you to know dog?

[28:09:44] Shit dog I'm trying to buy one.

[28:09:47] Well I'm not selling guns buddy.

[28:09:49] Well who the fuck is now bitch god damn shit

[28:09:59] Listen up ho

[28:10:03] You need to take me to my motherfucking hood bitch

[28:10:12] Shit, I don't know look I'm brand new town take me to whoever has man the weakest hood

[28:10:18] I'm taking that shit over

[28:10:23] Well shit dog we gotta ask around bitch goddamn dog

[28:10:41] Mike

[28:10:45] Yo, what's good?

[28:10:55] Shit I feel yo ass I'm about to I'm brand new into town. I'm gonna run shit

[28:11:00] up I'm gonna run it up you're gonna run it up shit I'm gonna run it up I'm gonna run that shit

[28:11:14] up I'm gonna run this shit up run it up haha hell no but I'm about to take this hood over shit

[28:11:43] Damn

[28:12:02] I did not straight I'm about to fucking take over the whole goddamn thing. Nah shit

[28:12:11] Here's good drop my ass off god damn

[28:12:17] Here's my phone number if you come across any guns I'm gonna buy that ass one

[28:12:32] Oh no!

[28:12:33] Hell!

[28:13:00] She ran me over in that permit?

[28:13:02] I guess I probably should have paid her.

[28:13:07] Yeah, she just came back with a gun?

[28:13:22] Yeah, maybe she'll rob me.

[28:13:24] I'm gonna try and...

[28:13:26] I'm gonna call her in the mugs.

[28:13:36] Let's hold down the clothing store.

[28:13:40] Welcome to Foot Locker.

[28:14:02] I don't know about our referee.

[28:14:05] Hey motherfucking ass bitch!

[28:14:08] Hey bitch motherfucking ass!

[28:14:12] Hey

[28:14:15] Ho ass bitch

[28:14:18] Yo, hey, bitch ass ho bitch. Hey, what's your trifling ass bitch?

[28:14:31] Kills me you heard me bitch. This is my block bitch. What block is this? I've run this

[28:14:40] clothing store boy you're in

[28:14:42] Yeah bitch you want help me hold this shit down now I was waiting to see if my

[28:14:52] clothes came in but they didn't so I was gonna leave and come back in a day

[28:14:57] huh get the fuck off my block then bitch are you in the lean boys hell no

[28:15:10] Okay clothes gang yeah close gang. Okay, you know let everyone know I

[28:15:23] Tell mom coming

[28:15:36] Yes, yo, this is my clothing store bitch

[28:15:50] Already hell yeah

[28:15:54] You got

[28:15:57] You bout to catch, you bout to catch it!

[28:16:01] Grat!

[28:16:02] Tell me come on I'm paying for this shit.

[28:16:04] You bout to, you bout to, you bout to catch this shit, bitch!

[28:16:08] Grat!

[28:16:09] That's so wrong.

[28:16:10] Brat!

[28:16:10] Brat, come down a little.

[28:16:12] Hey, motherfucker!

[28:16:17] I told your ass this is my clothing store, bitch!

[28:16:22] Ass!

[28:16:24] Motherfucker ass!

[28:16:26] Man, I'm bout to smoke this shit in the smoke your ass, bitch!

[28:16:38] About to smoke guys.

[28:16:44] This is my club.

[28:16:46] The store bitch.

[28:16:50] Alright brother, have a good one.

[28:16:53] Now I want you to come around you no more bitch. I hold this clothing store down.

[28:17:06] Fuck your ass bitch. Should we go actually try to hold down a block? Or is this good?

[28:17:26] All right, this is our back down. This is our clothing store. That's so long

[28:18:15] Yo, based on my thank you for the eight months pretty babe with the three appreciate that shit. Here we go

[28:18:55] Here we go

[28:18:57] Hey, Penta's a piece of shit. Hey, I want a fucking

[28:19:02] Yo bitch

[28:19:04] Damn you gonna do me like that ass bitch

[28:19:08] Yo comrade with 20 gifted subs. Oh my god. Jesus. That's so many. Thank you

[28:19:20] Yep

[28:19:23] It's a lot. Thank you, man 20 gifted in the chat coke. Yeah kid to step in bitch

[28:19:39] Ass motherfucking ass bitch

[28:19:43] This is our block

[28:19:56] Takeover PD

[28:20:00] This is my block, bitch.

[28:20:15] They're gonna be trespassing. They can't give me trespassing.

[28:20:24] Yo, Comrade, thanks again for that 20. Very nice.

[28:20:42] Copper! Brand new prime sub! Thank you for the prime sub.

[28:20:48] Appreciate that. Hypes her with two months in a row.

[28:20:57] Nettie! Six months, thanks for that.

[28:21:01] Shoulda got married today. We fucked up.

[28:21:05] We fucked up. That's our shirt, sorry.

[28:21:16] Bangside? I'm from the bangside, bitch! Bang! I'm from the bangside!

[28:21:26] Oh, backside. It does. You know why they call me- that's our nickname. It's

[28:21:41] backside. That's why we're in the shirt. It's our- it's our nickname.

[28:21:46] ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[28:21:49] Yo, you call me backside cuz I'm gonna hit that ass, bitch

[28:22:06] Yo, best part thank you so much for the nine months in a row ciph four months

[28:22:16] Duckin quacks two months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for two months. I

[28:22:22] Hate having to sign up 13 months in a row

[28:22:24] Thank you for signing up for 13 months in a row. Very nice. Very nice. Sobtoed two months. Very nice.

[28:22:37] Oh my god! Aided with the brand new Prime sub. Where's the rub-hands emotes?

[28:22:45] Should we get our remote game on real quick? Watch out for clothes gang, I guess.

[28:22:58] We should just throw one of those out randomly. We won't explain it.

[28:25:30] Thank you so much for the seven months in a row front line banana with ten

[28:25:34] Weenus McGuinness with two months appreciate that

[28:25:46] Center Street

[28:25:47] I'm with the SS the center streets. Hey, bitch

[28:26:07] Hey, hey motherfucking bitch ass ass bitch hey bitch

[28:26:16] More fuck is this man? What the fuck is this bitch y'all fucking Aaron Carter ass looking ass bitch

[28:26:25] Fuck is you doing on my block right now cuh?

[28:26:28] It's a police department

[28:26:33] I'm in the police department

[28:26:35] Man shit use all my block bitch. Oh, are you a cop? Hell no. I'm a part of the SS

[28:26:45] Center Street boys

[28:26:49] Okay, well, hey bitch, it's gonna be

[28:26:53] $500 if you want to be on my block bitch ass ass

[28:26:58] Yeah, I'm definitely not happening

[28:27:01] Hey motherfucker use on my block now bitch

[28:27:04] Okay well if you're gonna keep going

[28:27:06] If I'm gonna keep what huh?

[28:27:09] I mean I could just

[28:27:11] Hey motherfucker I'm an OG

[28:27:13] Thank you

[28:27:14] The center street cinemas have been here for

[28:27:18] 200 years bitch

[28:27:20] The cinemas?

[28:27:21] I think he's lost

[28:27:25] the center street cinnamon hell yeah bitch make it big get the fuck off my block

[28:27:34] cah hey you might want to leave before you go to jail

[28:27:39] bitch get the fuck off my block cah right now I'm playing with you you

[28:27:45] motherfucking ass bitch like this is your last yeah man I ain't playing with you

[28:27:50] you fucking man I am playing with your Tony Hawk look at ass I mean hey bitch my

[28:28:02] name is back side your weight your what backside bitch he's almost hit your

[28:28:09] ass up okay well you my bitch get the fuck off my block bitch get the hey

[28:28:21] Hey motherfuck, get the fuck off my block, bitch.

[28:28:26] What, you just, all right, look dude.

[28:28:31] Yeah, if you don't get the hell out of here,

[28:28:33] you're gonna be arrested for trespassing.

[28:28:37] Man, shit, yo, triflin' ass, the only one.

[28:28:40] Hey.

[28:28:42] Yeah, what, hey.

[28:28:44] Riflin' ass.

[28:28:50] You wanna go to jail?

[28:28:51] Bitch, you wanna go to fuckin' a coffin,

[28:28:54] standing on my block right now,

[28:28:56] 20 which you'll fucking motherfucking

[28:29:00] Tom Cruise looking ass

[28:29:05] this is a

[28:29:10] PD territory

[28:29:12] Not bitch. This is Cina Street Cinnamon's territory. That's out there

[28:29:17] nah bitch

[28:29:19] man

[28:29:24] Man, what y'all motherfucking ass?

[28:29:27] You're my block bitch. I mean technically this is at least straight. So, you know

[28:29:33] stop doing that do you mind lowering your voice please hey bitch you mind

[28:29:39] getting the fuck off my block cut no because I'm dealing with the situation

[28:29:44] and you're too fucking loud so turn your fucking man get the fuck off my block

[28:29:49] bitch expert you gotcha but do I need to escort you out of here hey the only

[28:29:55] escort around here is your mother bitch all right get the hell out of here

[28:29:59] right now man I this is my block huh

[28:30:06] should I go outside stand here damn bitch this is my fucking block I ain't

[28:30:19] gonna get right push off the block by yo Jackie Chan looking ass what what

[28:30:28] Jackie Chan what are you talking about you heard me bitch with your fucking

[28:30:32] bitch ass motherfucker.

[28:30:34] Alright, why don't you just take a seat over there?

[28:30:39] Hell nah, why don't you take a seat?

[28:30:41] Nah, bitch, this is my block.

[28:30:43] I'm about to sell some weed.

[28:30:48] Fiends?

[28:30:52] Say fiends?

[28:30:57] Hell yeah.

[28:30:59] Okay.

[28:31:03] Well, I guess...

[28:31:05] No, why don't you just...

[28:31:07] Hey, bitch. Fuck your ass, bitch ass.

[28:31:10] Alright, great.

[28:31:11] Hey, fuck your ass up.

[28:31:13] Yo, I'm back side cuz I'm about to hit you in the back. You already said that I'm about to hit you in the back

[28:31:20] Bitch, you're ass about to get hit up

[28:31:23] No, no, it's not and shut your ass up

[28:31:27] bitch

[28:31:30] Give me those glasses

[28:31:32] No, this is a robbery bitch

[28:31:37] No, it's not

[28:31:39] Yes, it is bitch. Give me those glasses. It's not

[28:31:43] man give me that shit bitch no I'm not man you better give me that shit bitch

[28:31:52] all right hey bitches don't do it hey get the fuck off my block huh what your

[28:32:07] ass is doing here bitch hey bitch get the fuck off my block right now cuh

[28:32:17] Did she need help with something, Zach?

[28:32:22] I gotta go deeper. I gotta go deeper.

[28:32:25] Hey, bitch, the only thing you need help with is getting the fuck off my block, cuh.

[28:32:31] Bitch, ass.

[28:32:33] You little ass bitch.

[28:32:35] Man, you better get your slow-

[28:32:38] Selena Gomez ass-looking ass out of here, bitch.

[28:32:42] Why Selena Gomez out of here?

[28:32:44] Man, bitch, you get the fuck out of here.

[28:32:47] I don't have black hair

[28:32:49] Hey you better take your Justin Timberlake looking ass motherfucker with you bitch

[28:32:54] Yeah, you want to take that fake chain off too?

[28:32:57] Hey, bitch the only thing I'm about to take off is your fake face bitch. I'm gonna rip it off like a spider monkey

[28:33:04] All right, if you say one more man, who's this motherfucker rolling up to my fucking block right now?

[28:33:10] Sir if you don't hey bitch get the fuck up my block

[28:33:13] Fuck, huh?

[28:33:15] Hey, it's ready. I'm finally making inroads with the people known as the mere parkians. You want to take me down there?

[28:33:20] Hey, motherfucker, get the fuck off my block, bitch.

[28:33:24] I can't. There's too many cops out there now.

[28:33:26] Yeah, this is my block, motherfucker.

[28:33:28] Hell no.

[28:33:30] Well, then I'll arrest him.

[28:33:31] Trespassing, actually. Falling into trespassing.

[28:33:33] Man, how the fuck you dumbass.

[28:33:35] Man, you better shut your motherfucking Joaquin, Venus ass-looking ass up.

[28:33:40] I'll arrest him, Ferdy. Arrest him.

[28:33:42] I I don't I don't even know what to do with him. He says this is his block. Oh, yeah

[28:33:48] I was in a street cinemas

[28:33:53] All right, perfect turn around sir hell no bitch don't make me taste you sir. Hey bitch

[28:33:59] You leave him

[28:34:04] Man, you'll leave in my block bitch. This is my hood

[28:34:08] Are you gonna leave?

[28:34:11] All right, man get the fuck out my block bitch

[28:34:14] bitch

[28:34:15] turn around right now or you're going to jail

[28:34:17] nah bitch

[28:34:19] hell nah bitch this is my motherfucking block

[28:34:22] fuck yo ass bitch

[28:34:23] yo this is just right where you gotta get your fucking up

[28:34:27] this is not your block

[28:34:28] huh

[28:34:29] the hell did you just say to me motherfucker

[28:34:31] what did you just say to ready

[28:34:32] okay relax guys

[28:34:34] sometimes you know a little sleepy

[28:34:38] this guy's saying this is his block

[28:34:40] hell yeah center street cinnamon

[28:34:42] ready are you arresting this man when hey cuz this is my motherfucking block

[28:34:48] I mean fuck your ass bitch you're gonna have to pay the day pass bitch he told

[28:34:59] us he's extorting us all right well then you'll go arrest them oh hell no

[28:35:04] I turn around sir you're gonna do hell nah bitch

[28:35:10] Turn around sir right now

[28:35:13] Hey motherfuckin you better step get to stepping off my block bitch ass. All right. This is it

[28:35:20] You start walking towards your little tiny little bike hold on I get out of here

[28:35:27] What where are you at?

[28:35:29] You're just

[28:35:31] What we like hey, man, I'm holding down the motherfucking block. I got some trifle in Elton John ass looking motherfuckers up over here

[28:35:40] Okay, I guess I'm on duty now

[28:35:45] I'm at the on on Sinister Street holding down the block car

[28:35:55] All right, I'll see you soon brah stay up brah brah

[28:36:01] you want to join the game hell nah brah I need people for my gang bitch I'm

[28:36:06] holding this shit down cuh okay okay never mind alright stay up brah brah yeah

[28:36:14] yeah yeah yeah yeah hey bitch get the fuck off my block cuh alright you got

[28:36:22] three seconds you know hey bitch you got three seconds to bend over and two

[28:36:28] Get ready for backside three turn around nah, hell nah, bro. You're gonna have to drag me off my block

[28:36:35] You're gonna get case. Hey bitch if you case me. I'm gonna come up over you

[28:36:49] No, yo coil. Thanks for the host

[28:36:57] Bruh

[28:36:58] All right cinnamon

[28:37:05] You

[28:37:11] Hey, hey, motherfucking bra. I want a bench trial, man

[28:37:16] Fuck your ass up

[28:37:19] You want a bench trial? Yeah, bitch, bro?

[28:37:23] Fuck yo bitch

[28:37:27] Yo, Carl, thanks for the host

[28:37:30] Dude, cool. Why'd you go offline? You didn't want to interact at this?

[28:37:33] our tier one character that I came up with.

[28:37:37] We can't improve that they were actually the ones using it,

[28:37:40] because by the time they got it, they were not only anymore,

[28:37:44] they couldn't just find me like...

[28:37:45] You guys literally just...

[28:37:47] We need to do it?

[28:37:48] Okay.

[28:37:49] Dude, I'm down, let's hold down the PD.

[28:37:51] Can you say anyone to use the game to see the core login

[28:37:53] to return to any present?

[28:37:54] Just wait till we start hanging out at the gate.

[28:37:56] 2411D22 by the state of available.

[28:37:59] Hey, man, fuck yo ASL, bro.

[28:38:02] That's it?

[28:38:07] I was on the front way to town.

[28:38:09] Cinnamon Street.

[28:38:15] Hey Yoka.

[28:38:19] Bench trial, bruh bruh.

[28:38:21] Shit.

[28:38:22] No problem.

[28:38:23] Hell yeah.

[28:38:24] Alright.

[28:38:25] Ray Ray and Cinnamon.

[28:38:27] Hey bruh.

[28:38:29] What the fuck is your ass even putting my ass in here for?

[28:38:33] Oh shit.

[28:38:34] I gotta leave you in here for a couple of hours.

[28:38:36] I got a jewelry store to go to.

[28:38:38] I stay up bro send it negative I am currently processing and about to go to

[28:38:51] the beer that's a shit so shiny looks like it was painted on Jesus Christ

[28:39:02] hello Laina hi Laina hi Laina hi that's so long that's a man glaze hell yeah I

[28:39:18] I just have a deep voice. Hey, can I call you back? Hey, I can't lose my

[28:39:26] Hey, bro, let me the fuck out this motherfucker cuz fuck your ass a bitch ass

[28:39:34] Beach I got my teeth filed down so I can chop your ass

[28:39:48] Hell yeah, bro, huh?

[28:39:50] All right, hey bitch. Let me ask you ask something. Hmm when you stepped on my block

[28:40:00] Shit, is it cuz you got a death wish motherfucker?

[28:40:09] You bout to get I'm about to get the

[28:40:12] about

[28:40:13] about

[28:40:16] No, bro

[28:40:24] Lower your voice a little bit

[28:40:26] Yeah, very, very good to hear you.

[28:40:29] Hey, motherfucker, you a fucking ass bitch.

[28:40:32] You crying?

[28:40:45] Man, motherfucker, you a step above, bitch.

[28:41:12] All right, so you're facing.

[28:41:14] Hell nah, bro.

[28:41:17] Fuck you, me and cuh.

[28:41:29] All right, you're facing now.

[28:41:30] Man, you better shut your Willy Wonka ass up, bitch.

[28:41:33] Willy Wonka, I don't.

[28:41:35] Hell yeah.

[28:41:36] Arrest me.

[28:41:37] All you hang out with is oompa-loompa ass lookin'

[28:41:40] bitch his ass bitch

[28:41:42] Okay

[28:41:50] You're lookin' at a harassment extortion

[28:41:53] resisting arrest

[28:41:54] Hell nah

[28:41:58] Oh yeah, I'm felony trespassing

[28:42:00] Hell nah

[28:42:04] Nah, cuh

[28:42:06] Hey, yo

[28:42:07] Straight up

[28:42:09] Fuck you bruh

[28:42:13] Alright

[28:42:14] Uh, you ready for the bench trial?

[28:42:16] Hell yeah, bruh

[28:42:18] Cuh

[28:42:19] I'm about to run out that motherfucker

[28:42:22] Okay, I'm not gonna run out that bitch. Yeah

[28:42:33] Who doesn't a motherfucker about to run out that bitch?

[28:42:44] Hell nah bitch

[28:42:47] More fucking stepping on my block bitch around hell nah

[28:42:52] Do you want to be case man bitch you better shove that up your ass bitch turn around you

[28:42:59] Hey, you know why they call me cinnamon three

[28:43:05] Hey, hold up real quick. What you know why they call me cinnamon. Oh

[28:43:10] Why it's cuz when you try to

[28:43:13] swallow me

[28:43:15] You end up coughing it up and throwing up. Oh

[28:43:19] Bitch, hey motherfucking ass

[28:43:22] Stop, what's your bitch? Hey, what did you call me outside motherfucking?

[28:43:29] Called you by your name nah

[28:43:32] Bro, nah, you said send it you said, uh-huh, bro, huh?

[28:43:45] All right, can you please lower your voice hell no bitch

[28:43:49] Leave it anyway turn around. Hey motherfucking ass. I need you to shut your ass up. Oh, bro

[28:44:07] Bro you both

[28:44:13] All right, yeah, that's right

[28:44:16] Shit cuz hey, you better shut your fucking root ass

[28:44:23] root root off-ass looking up bitch motherfucker hey motherfucker yo shit hey

[28:44:39] motherfucker when your mama had birth with you she was probably like damn I

[28:44:45] should have got the abortion this motherfucker ugly

[28:44:49] Yikes got me good there fuck.

[28:44:53] Brutal man.

[28:45:10] This isn't funny.

[28:45:11] Let's go watch someone else dude.

[28:45:12] Let's go watch someone else.

[28:45:20] Hey bruh fuck your ass up bitch.

[28:45:33] Okay uh I guess that's a no.

[28:45:38] Hell yeah motherfucker.

[28:45:40] Is it a yes? Do you want a lawyer or do you not want a lawyer?

[28:45:44] Man, bitch. I'm a lawyer, cuh.

[28:45:47] Okay, right.

[28:45:48] Hey, motherfucker, you think I...

[28:45:52] Hey!

[28:45:52] Can you hang out in there for a second?

[28:45:54] Hey, bitch! Help, cuh!

[28:46:13] I'm being racist.

[28:46:15] Well, I guess everyone on the character that's...

[28:46:17] Or everyone on the server that's...

[28:46:19] Should switch to a normal voice for court.

[28:46:21] Say you were a method actor and did nothing wrong, Lowe.

[28:46:24] No one no one tell Kyle nobody tell Kyle 19 26 the core house

[28:46:44] for this Bench trailer.

[28:46:49] This batch of you available for this Bench trailer?

[28:46:53] regards you.

[28:46:58] Any problem you want to make your way over?

[28:47:00] No Miranda, it's true.

[28:47:13] Okay.

[28:47:22] Man you better let my bitch ass go bitch.

[28:47:26] Yeah I don't think that's happening.

[28:47:28] Yeah I know I think you missed a trash can and a couple of light posts.

[28:47:32] It's ready.

[28:47:33] Yeah I know.

[28:47:34] I'm not getting used to this new card, so a little slippery.

[28:47:37] Mm-hmm.

[28:47:39] Compared to my old one.

[28:47:40] Hello, sir.

[28:48:06] Hello.

[28:48:07] I was coming for the bench trial.

[28:48:09] Oh.

[28:48:10] Hey, motherfucker.

[28:48:11] I'm gonna put this fucking Bruce Lee ass looking ass motherfuckers mind on a bench,

[28:48:19] and I'm gonna fuck that ass.

[28:48:22] Jesus Christ.

[28:48:23] It's not Kiki, sir.

[28:48:29] I don't know if she told me to come down here with her and I was like, okay

[28:48:38] Okay

[28:48:42] Hey motherfucker you better let my ass go bitch motherfucking ass. Hey, bitch

[28:48:53] Does he need a lawyer? I know a really good lawyer. Hell no. I

[28:48:57] Got no money for a lawyer bitch. I

[28:49:01] Think he I think he's you know free shit. I got this

[28:49:06] Hey, you think this motherfucking, uh, hey, you think this motherfucking, uh, ah, shit.

[28:49:15] You wee man looking ass.

[28:49:24] Well, here's a, here's a public defender for you, sir, if you're looking for a lawyer.

[28:49:28] Hell yeah, bro.

[28:49:30] Hey, hey, step up, come on.

[28:49:32] That's what I was trying to tell you about him.

[28:49:34] Hey, this motherfucker said some shit, bro.

[28:49:37] I

[28:49:40] Can't say it I mean I'm a public defender, so

[28:49:47] Is there a reason that he shouldn't be taking this case? No, you'll see man, what the fuck

[28:49:56] All right, sir. I'm gonna have you just just curb your language in the courtroom, please. Oh shit. This is not bad

[28:50:04] All right, very well

[28:50:11] What are we here today for man? This motherfucker fuck my ass up, bro. Fuck him sir

[28:50:17] I'm gonna have a curb the language again. Thank you. Oh shit. What the fuck I say, bro

[28:50:40] Thank you oh

[28:50:55] Shit I coughed man

[28:51:06] And, all right, Your Honor, can I request a brief recess

[28:51:12] just to talk to my client about what happened

[28:51:14] before we get started?

[28:51:15] We're not even in session yet.

[28:51:16] Take a couple minutes.

[28:51:18] Don't be too long though.

[28:51:19] Thank you.

[28:51:21] Can we go back to the judges chambers

[28:51:23] or would you want us to go out and,

[28:51:25] do you want us to go out in the lobby

[28:51:26] or the judges chambers?

[28:51:27] Go into the little corner there.

[28:51:29] All right, Dan Ke.

[28:51:42] All right, sir.

[28:51:43] My name is Kenneth Coleman.

[28:51:44] Can I get your name, please?

[28:51:46] Hey, bro, you call me cinnamon

[28:51:51] Alright and can you tell me what happened in your own words man this motherfucker?

[28:51:56] I was just posted up on the block and shit

[28:51:59] this motherfucking

[28:52:01] this motherfucking

[28:52:05] Shit this motherfucking jay freddy seagull looking ass motherfucka

[28:52:09] Rolled up and he said get the fuck out here cah and all I said, bro was hey

[28:52:15] Don't forget to pay your taxes this year, bitch, and he fucking tased me and beat my ass, bro

[28:52:37] Okay

[28:52:38] Were you in a vehicle at the time? Are you just standing there? No, man. I was hosted on the

[28:52:45] cunt

[28:52:47] Okay, so you're just on the sidewalk. Hell. Yeah, bro

[28:52:52] Okay

[28:52:54] Did you have any weapons on you or out at the time? Hell nah

[28:52:59] Man, I told him though I was about to.

[28:53:01] Man, I was about to.

[28:53:06] Man, I fucking told that motherfucker I'm about to.

[28:53:14] Are you alright, sir?

[28:53:16] I know that having to deal with police brutality is a traumatic experience.

[28:53:26] I understand. Just take a second, alright?

[28:53:31] Oh shit, bro.

[28:53:33] Oh

[28:53:48] Yo, hold up motherfucker, I'm up in this bitch man, they got me up in this courtroom. I only I even won't be here

[28:53:57] Shit fuck hell. Yeah, that's pretty gangster you totally sound qualifying. Oh shit hell. Yeah, bro. Listen. I'm gonna call your cuss

[28:54:08] I

[28:54:09] I

[28:54:13] Is there anything else you want to add to what happened?

[28:54:16] Man, this motherfucker said that he don't believe in rights

[28:54:24] Man, this motherfucker spit on the flag

[28:54:31] Alright

[28:54:32] And

[28:54:34] Would you be willing to say this on the stand for the judge to...

[28:54:38] to he said we didn't win Vietnam wow that's that's terrible hell yeah bro all

[28:54:47] right let's go back and I'll let the judge know we're ready

[28:54:51] hi

[28:54:57] all right is everybody ready to proceed yep hell yeah yes your honor hey why is

[28:55:08] I'm up there wearing a dress

[28:55:13] Who may you you fucking dress wearing bitch

[28:55:20] All right

[28:55:22] Like that and I will be holding you in contempt of court

[28:55:26] Address it's a suit get your eyes checked. I

[28:55:30] Baggy clothing looks more like a dress than anything I've gone on. Oh shit in the mirror, sir

[28:55:35] Hey, my damn my uh, yo this uh motherfuckers just dipped

[28:55:43] All right, why shit, I don't know cuz he was standing here now he's

[28:55:49] Can all represent it?

[28:55:52] Are you an attorney? No, then no you may not

[28:55:57] not. Oh, what is this guy's name? So man, you call me cinnamon. I'm not going to call

[28:56:06] you cinnamon. What does it mean? That's what I want to be called, bitch. You probably want

[28:56:12] to be called Martha with your dress ass. Freddie, what's this guy's name? Mike block. Mike

[28:56:21] block. All right, I'm going to bring this court into session. Anything you say after

[28:56:26] I said that sir you want to be real careful. I will hold you in contempt that will

[28:56:32] Find you out the ass. Hey, all right, but hold up real quick. I ain't got no like

[28:56:38] motherfucking lawyers

[28:56:39] Damn, he should be back very soon

[28:56:43] Man, you a mind reader bitch. How you know motherfucker?

[28:56:47] Fuck you mean cuh, you know, you know when you eat

[28:56:51] Easy to get

[28:56:53] All right, I'm gonna call this in the session versus my charge of facing today sir

[28:57:01] harassment extortion resisting arrest and felony trust passing that's 38

[28:57:06] months I don't know what the fine is ready did not include that I did hold

[28:57:12] on it's 2850 $2850 in fines I'll be calling this in the session sir I'm

[28:57:23] begin with your plea how do you plead to these charges at this time man what car

[28:57:31] do you plead guilty or not guilty to the charges man fuck that shit being cut

[28:57:37] guilty or not guilty is what i'm looking for

[28:57:40] bitch i can hear you i ain't deaf i just don't understand

[28:57:44] all right well how can i make that any easier to understand

[28:57:48] I would like someone to represent him

[28:57:58] All right, I

[28:58:01] Will indulge this

[28:58:03] Yo, what up?

[28:58:05] Did I might more names down there your names boy cinnamon?

[28:58:10] Cinnamon and what have you done wrong? Hey, bro. My name is cinnamon cuz you think I'm gonna taste sweet, but I'll

[28:58:17] fuck your way it's a bit do you want to fucking go no hey no bro this hey this

[28:58:27] month hey this motherfucker said that America laws of Vietnam

[28:58:33] general I'm a little worried about the little gang this motherfucker said I

[28:58:37] have to retain these things I don't really want to go to jail for now some

[28:58:40] Did I

[28:58:44] Hey, he did say that shit

[28:58:47] My god, give me look. Hey, he did say that motherfucker shit

[28:58:51] You're right. Let's see how this plays out your honor now. What are they accusing you of what have you a legal citizen?

[28:58:57] Hey, man, I should be a bit. I was just posted up on my motherfucking block

[28:59:02] cuh

[28:59:03] ass

[28:59:05] This motherfucker said he don't believe in rights and spit on the flag. You mean it. Oh, you weren't on charges

[28:59:14] Yeah, what are the charges all of my work? You're charging this innocent man

[28:59:20] I told you it's a you soon. I got dealership and now look where we are

[28:59:26] Bitch fuck that shit

[28:59:31] There's the charges harassment extortion

[28:59:43] Resisting arrest and penalty trespassing

[28:59:50] Mr. Dundee I'm going to I'm going to advise you at this time that if you make this easier for me

[28:59:56] I might just get your cars for you out of Hock

[29:00:02] After this, but if you know this a mockery

[29:00:07] An extremely long time

[29:00:13] I need you let out a park. Hey, man

[29:00:18] Yo, bro, I'm gonna come

[29:00:20] You need to talk about this. I'll give you one that I don't need if you work with me

[29:00:24] How about that? Hell? Yeah, you who you need me to beat that guy's ass up there

[29:00:32] Look, how about this? I'll give you I know someone you to beat up for me

[29:00:36] But I can't say the name

[29:00:39] I

[29:00:40] I'm gonna pay you to do it

[29:00:43] uh-uh

[29:00:44] no what

[29:00:45] you fucking scratching your

[29:00:46] fuck yeah

[29:00:47] pfft

[29:00:48] fuck in the ankle to do a bit of an hg-self

[29:00:51] here we go brother who's gonna fuck the dick

[29:00:53] hey i was post up on block

[29:00:56] man more fucking on

[29:00:58] i'm with sinis street cinnamon

[29:01:01] sorry about that your honor

[29:01:03] you've been fired

[29:01:04] got one

[29:01:05] i'm in a

[29:01:06] pdc

[29:01:07] sinis street cinnamon

[29:01:08] i'm in a pink shirt

[29:01:09] oh now

[29:01:10] uh

[29:01:11] i was post up

[29:01:12] I was posted on the block on synastry

[29:01:24] Is he a lawyer your honor more of a translator, okay

[29:01:32] He speaks hood rat

[29:01:35] Okay, I mean if I don't have a problem with him being here

[29:01:38] Okay, how about let me translate this make this easy. Okay, if all come represent you. Let me do the translation

[29:01:44] guilty equals

[29:01:46] Chat guilty equals. They hate you not guilty means they don't hate you simple as that

[29:01:53] man, man

[29:01:55] Everyone I got

[29:01:57] Shit you put me as not guilty. So what are you gonna place?

[29:02:00] There's no look on this channel. Oh hell no man

[29:02:03] Lightning through his language. Okay. Do you want me to translate? Yes. Yes, okay, right

[29:02:10] Okay, what else do you not understand?

[29:02:13] man algebra

[29:02:20] Man numbers and math and shit the fuck is that shit?

[29:02:25] Well, I get that shit all the good all get a translator, please

[29:02:31] Coleman

[29:02:34] Removed Dundee from this council and just shut your ass up. I'm gonna come over there beat your ass bitch

[29:02:53] Hey bitch, what's really good you try to get a spoonful of cinnamon bitch

[29:03:04] alone

[29:03:06] She's just here to watch a court case your court case, sir. Hey, bro. Hey, you ever work with that judge Judy bitch

[29:03:15] No, but she's

[29:03:19] Let's be wild and

[29:03:22] She's all like you ain't the father and then bitches go nope insane

[29:03:27] That's not the wrong then bitches be like I swear he's the baby daddy

[29:03:34] All right, the time for you talking is over I'm going to ask you again, sir

[29:03:42] You plead guilty or not guilty hell. Yeah

[29:03:47] Coleman not guilty fix it

[29:03:51] Complete not guilty if you don't want to go to jail. Huh guilty not guilty

[29:03:58] Not I'm gonna take that as

[29:04:02] The

[29:04:04] Yes, your honor.

[29:04:06] All right.

[29:04:08] Ready?

[29:04:09] Go on the charges.

[29:04:12] OK, I was in MRPD.

[29:04:15] An individual walked in.

[29:04:16] Man, you better shut your ass up, bitch.

[29:04:22] Coleman.

[29:04:23] Sir, let him talk.

[29:04:28] We'll get our chance to tell your side of the story soon.

[29:04:33] This individual walked in said that he's part of some center street gang and that we got to get off his block

[29:04:39] Fucking Lord's fish burn looking ass

[29:04:42] screaming a lot of fanaties at us

[29:04:45] multiple times

[29:04:47] Who's scream for fanaties at this lovely young lady to the dispatch?

[29:04:54] Sydney

[29:04:57] Standing next to you. Yes, it is. Yes

[29:04:59] at that point I told him multiple times that he needs to leave because he's causing a disturbance

[29:05:08] and he had no actual business there and say you refused because he ain't going nowhere

[29:05:15] that's his block we need to leave then he said that I have to pay I believe $500 to

[29:05:25] stay inside Mission Row PD or else.

[29:05:32] I refused until he again, he'd better leave or he will be arrested.

[29:05:36] He again, started harassing Sydney.

[29:05:41] I believe there are some other people in there.

[29:05:43] Sydney can pass to that, but he kept saying on him pictures and, you know,

[29:05:50] whatever, I don't know, just terrible things to him over and over again.

[29:05:53] She tried to get away from him. She couldn't eventually said you better turn around

[29:05:58] and

[29:06:00] You will be placed under arrest at this time. I gave you plenty of warning. He refused again

[29:06:05] Mr. Block

[29:06:06] We're going to your seat. Hey, bro. Where the fuck am I cook?

[29:06:13] You're a quarter long

[29:06:15] Sir just come stand here. You're a serious charge. Oh

[29:06:20] Shit man, it's very serious, bro. I'm fucking high as shit

[29:06:25] All right, great you disturbed my courtroom again, sir

[29:06:28] I will hold you in content that is your final warning mr. Block. Hey, what that shit mean

[29:06:33] Means I'm gonna bill you an extremely amount of high amount of money and you're gonna go to good go to jail no matter

[29:06:39] What that's what it means, sir. Oh fuck?

[29:06:43] Not guilty to that

[29:06:46] Great

[29:06:51] To imply and because

[29:06:55] I resisted, I handcuffed him, brought him into his cells, brought him into rights, I immediately

[29:07:05] screamed for a bench trial, I told him okay, I was going to, you know, need to cuff him

[29:07:11] as we escorted him out, back to the car to the bench trial, he refused, he refused

[29:07:19] to

[29:07:22] apply with being cuffed and I had to taste him again.

[29:07:26] When inside tried to taste him, he resisted the cuffs

[29:07:30] and to punch me.

[29:07:33] I finally taste I finally cuffed him

[29:07:36] and brought him here.

[29:07:40] Man, this motherfucker said we should have never invaded Vietnam.

[29:07:50] OK.

[29:07:52] What the fuck?

[29:07:54] I don't think that's a real insert.

[29:07:56] That's true, but uh, see, he said it, go ready. I just want to clarify something I might have missed. Um,

[29:08:03] It's a charge of felony trespassing. Um, where was he trespassing?

[29:08:08] He was in MRPD.

[29:08:11] And I understand the lobby, you know, consider the public.

[29:08:15] However, uh, he was, you know, causing a disturbance and he was harassing

[29:08:20] individuals inside and requested multiple times for him to leave

[29:08:24] those premises and he refused multiple times and that's why you're pushing for

[29:08:31] trespassing. Hey, yo, Anna bitch this motherfuckers lying I'm motherfucking left

[29:08:36] and was posted up on the block and then sir sir sir you'll have you'll have your

[29:08:42] chance to tell the judge no the story momentarily. Yo on Judge Judy they

[29:08:47] just be screaming and wild and out. This is not Judge Judy sir. Yo, then

[29:08:53] Well fuck a star break dancing and shit

[29:09:01] Questions or Tourette Tourette do you have any witnesses that you're looking to call?

[29:09:08] Yes

[29:09:16] Sydney do you

[29:09:23] I was working dispatch for a power grid operation to which air one was bringing our EMS to what

[29:09:40] that mean.

[29:09:41] Oh, damn.

[29:09:42] This bitch has got the new ones.

[29:09:46] Yo, I'm trying to talk about a helicopter.

[29:09:49] About the car Mr. Block that is count one of contempt

[29:09:54] Man not guilty, bro

[29:09:57] Don't get to plead guilty or not. Fuck you saying bro. Not guilty come

[29:10:05] One try for two you want to try for two me bro. What go for two bro

[29:10:10] Bro cup. Hey shit

[29:10:13] You're gonna get your chance to talk sir

[29:10:18] Now miss Sydney has the floor

[29:10:20] I apologize for my client's behavior your honor all right well hopefully you don't need to apologize again just if he talks out of line tell him to shut up

[29:10:35] I

[29:10:42] Know you're trying to bust the floor is yours. Thank you

[29:10:54] Situation

[29:10:58] One rock

[29:11:10] that we leave in a territory

[29:11:12] 200 dollars for work

[29:11:14] Your Honor

[29:11:15] I'm sorry, Your Honor

[29:11:16] Mr. Block over there is trying to do a drug deal

[29:11:18] and I can hear it from here

[29:11:20] I just speak out

[29:11:24] Um

[29:11:25] I mean if you feel like you've got PC to arrest him

[29:11:27] Can I add it to the contempt charge?

[29:11:31] Uh, yes

[29:11:32] Hey, this motherfuckers a snitch

[29:11:35] I heard it as well

[29:11:36] I'm a done shit, I'm just standing here

[29:11:39] I'm a cop

[29:11:40] What are you talking about?

[29:11:41] hey this motherfuckers a cop i'm sure you're on me

[29:11:45] this motherfucker's an undercover cop i'm starting to think brah

[29:11:48] my

[29:11:49] my friend brought here in the cut in the custody of officer tready

[29:11:54] and uh...

[29:11:55] sure that's uh... officer tready having done his job

[29:11:58] has made sure that my client has no such compromise contraband on his

[29:12:03] possession at this time and thus could not be performing any sort of drug

[29:12:06] deal

[29:12:07] mister colman thank you for bringing that

[29:12:10] though it would never have occurred to me

[29:12:12] over mister colman

[29:12:14] the act of selling drugs

[29:12:16] is a crime irrelevant to the fact

[29:12:18] of if they are

[29:12:20] soliciting the sale of drugs is

[29:12:22] this the same crime

[29:12:24] essentially in the eyes of the law

[29:12:26] you sell a bag of baking soda to somebody for fifty dollars and say it's

[29:12:29] cocaine

[29:12:30] you're gonna get busted for selling cocaine

[29:12:34] a we do that sometimes bro

[29:12:36] right so i'll your honor i will be at a certain charge of quite a lot of drugs

[29:12:40] to his uh...

[29:12:44] do the uh...

[29:12:45] charges today after what i just heard

[29:12:50] all right

[29:12:51] and i don't think it's a whole lot of this motherfucker never

[29:12:55] this motherfucker never told me he's no police and none don't he gotta say

[29:13:04] uh i don't uh that's not worth answering

[29:13:10] for you please miss sydney continue premium with your test

[29:13:15] hey bro it's cinnamon not sydney i wasn't talking to you mr blogg sir he's

[29:13:21] talking to the woman to sydney the lady with the head said not you

[29:13:27] I

[29:13:35] Miss Sydney yes, go ahead you may proceed

[29:13:41] Mr.. Block was shouting very loudly in the lobby while I was trying to deal with the EMS who had arrived at Mission Row

[29:13:47] One of which had been a hostage in the situation. I

[29:13:51] Could not hear comms nor the EMS

[29:13:54] Hey bitch, you found us, how?

[29:13:56] Eh, what's up, you wanna call me after this?

[29:13:58] Hell yeah, bitch, give me them digits.

[29:14:00] We have a very good headset.

[29:14:02] Hell yeah.

[29:14:03] Here you go.

[29:14:04] Hey bitch, they call me backside, cause I'm about to-

[29:14:06] Sir, I'm-

[29:14:07] Mr. Block!

[29:14:08] I'm-

[29:14:09] Sir!

[29:14:10] Mr. Block.

[29:14:11] Man, y'all motherfuckers, some cock block is straight up, bruh, shit.

[29:14:17] Yeah, you're gonna- you're gonna have your cock real blocked when you're in jail.

[29:14:23] man bro fuck you Sam we here fuck man not guilty keep going keep going mr.

[29:14:37] block yeah bro set the record hey my bad before I continue your honor may I

[29:14:46] ask what the record is hey bro I got off I got arthritis I believe the record

[29:14:54] for contempt

[29:14:56] I believe that's helped by Jerry Callow

[29:14:59] Hey bro, I got arthritis, it ain't my fault

[29:15:02] Alright, fascinating story about your arthritis

[29:15:08] I'm more interested in hearing from Miss Sydney

[29:15:11] than what she saw in the situation regarding these charges

[29:15:17] I approached Mr. Block in the lobby of MRPD

[29:15:20] and asked him to lower his voice so that I could continue

[29:15:23] handling a situation that was active at the time

[29:15:26] used, called me a bitch, I left, I went back to help EMS through the locked doors.

[29:15:33] Hey, what's good bitch?

[29:15:34] Oh, what's up?

[29:15:35] You're trying to fucking me?

[29:15:36] He proceeded to harass them the other way out as well, calling them a bitch, telling

[29:15:41] them to leave his territory.

[29:15:42] We're gonna get more time in prison.

[29:15:43] I gotta go.

[29:15:44] Hey, this motherfucking guy in the dress is telling me, I, brah, my bad.

[29:15:51] Can you please confiscate Mr. Block's cell phone at this time?

[29:15:55] All right, bro here

[29:15:58] Over here, sir

[29:16:02] Okay, that's your idea you fucking come here you fucking what car

[29:16:09] Turn around sir. Hey motherfucker hold up around sir, bro hold up

[29:16:21] Sir turn around right now you will be taste brah hold up real quick. You have five seconds man. I'm about

[29:16:28] I'm not.

[29:16:30] Brom.

[29:16:32] Brom.

[29:16:34] Yo, real talk.

[29:16:36] Brom.

[29:16:38] Brom.

[29:16:43] Spready, are you making them cry?

[29:16:45] What is wrong with you?

[29:16:47] Brom.

[29:16:49] That's not cool, too, Reddy.

[29:16:51] Oh, my God. You are a monster, too, Reddy.

[29:16:53] Brom.

[29:16:55] You want to make him fall over?

[29:16:57] Chris Boston charged, really?

[29:16:59] You know why you're on it.

[29:17:00] This is how you got your promotion.

[29:17:01] Making people cry.

[29:17:03] I don't even know what to do.

[29:17:05] Where are you at?

[29:17:06] That's it.

[29:17:07] He's sad.

[29:17:08] He's not part of a gang, but you know, I am too looking for a gang, sad.

[29:17:13] Whoa!

[29:17:14] Okay, Sean?

[29:17:15] I haven't even done it!

[29:17:17] Abuse!

[29:17:18] Abuse!

[29:17:19] Man, bro!

[29:17:21] He didn't give him the phone.

[29:17:23] What did you want him to do?

[29:17:25] Hey!

[29:17:26] You're gonna cry.

[29:17:27] legal to have a phone I told you to get off the phone and I've warned you

[29:17:35] repeatedly mr. block yo it's disrupting the court hey bitch I'm sorry it's three

[29:17:43] counts three counts of contempt bro I highly recommend that you just wait for

[29:17:51] the judge not calling you otherwise he's gonna give you even more time in

[29:17:55] present man this motherfucker or your honor hey look gonna have plenty of time

[29:18:02] to tell your side of the story just let them tell their side first hey this

[29:18:06] motherfuckers I think it's fairly apparent the table language that he uses

[29:18:28] regardless of personnel however I took great offense the fact that he was

[29:18:33] So to an EMS who had just been taken hostage in a very stressful situation. How the fuck was I supposed to know that?

[29:18:41] He was very visibly distraught

[29:18:44] man

[29:18:48] Mr. Block was very continuously

[29:18:51] abusive towards the EMS verbally myself verbally I

[29:18:57] Believe he made some sort of utterance of if we didn't leave his territory that would be consequences

[29:19:05] All in all, it was aggravating, annoying, and only added to a very stressful situation

[29:19:13] that had been going on for well over an hour.

[29:19:15] Hey, you better shut your whoopee Goldberg ass looking up, bitch.

[29:19:21] Mr. Block.

[29:19:22] What?

[29:19:23] Man, she- I would like to get through this case sometime this week.

[29:19:29] Man.

[29:19:30] Look, ganna. Is it really illegal to shoot a man in the street?

[29:19:37] Yes

[29:19:39] Unless they were shooting at you and someone saw it

[29:19:45] Then it could be self-defense

[29:19:47] I... should.

[29:19:52] And that's the only freebie you're going to get out of me.

[29:19:57] I'm not answering any more of your questions in the middle of testimony, Mr. Block.

[29:20:01] Now please, let this young woman finish her statement.

[29:20:06] I witnessed several officers asking Mr. Block to leave the premises to which he refused

[29:20:11] multiple times.

[29:20:14] that when asked if he could be arrested I corroborated that he had been verbally abusive to several

[29:20:23] people on the property inside of Mishiro at which point I believed Jeredi arrested him

[29:20:31] and took him down into the holding cells at which point I went for debrief on the checker

[29:20:38] lines.

[29:20:39] Yo, J.R.G.G. thanks for the prime, appreciate that.

[29:20:41] Pseudo thanks for the 500 bits.

[29:20:43] The situation is completely unrelated.

[29:20:45] Tally zero thank you for the brand new sub.

[29:20:47] We need no hell. No, I did that shit

[29:20:50] All right

[29:20:56] Anything further to add miss Sydney? I did also hear him offer to sell drugs within this courtroom

[29:21:03] All right, that's a separate matter

[29:21:06] Afterwards

[29:21:08] Be a whole bench trial for that I imagine. Oh can't wait

[29:21:13] All right very well to ready do you have anyone else who was present that wishes to speak

[29:21:18] No, I think that that about does it

[29:21:23] Okay understood

[29:21:25] All right, mr. Coleman mr. Block

[29:21:27] The floor is yours

[29:21:31] There's a statement or sign of any witnesses here who were present now hold on opportunity to speak

[29:21:54] What is going on here sir?

[29:21:56] So do you want to tell your side of the story or not?

[29:22:12] No, I'm not sure your honor we rest

[29:22:18] that's it that's what you got

[29:22:25] I suppose so your honor

[29:22:27] I suppose so he's been talking the entire time

[29:22:31] an opportunity to speak

[29:22:33] hey this motherfucker said that he didn't believe in rights

[29:22:37] bruh

[29:22:42] and that guy that I

[29:22:43] yo hey that motherfucker might be a cop over there

[29:22:48] yes I am a cop oh fuck

[29:22:52] Yes, he is law enforcement man. That is correct, sir. Oh, hey look that motherfucker. Look

[29:23:01] That motherfucker didn't tell me that shit cuz

[29:23:05] Your honor we were in the

[29:23:08] I was wearing man

[29:23:10] this

[29:23:11] Man, what you talking about mrpd?

[29:23:15] We was at mcdonald's

[29:23:19] oh

[29:23:20] We just tackle that

[29:23:22] Drug sale thing just bang this out, you know two for one

[29:23:25] I can't rule on that because I'm a witness

[29:23:28] So you need another judge for that?

[29:23:31] Hey, hey, bro feel it if you want to this motherfucker

[29:23:36] I'm in McDonald's and shit and this bitch comes out from the back working the drive-through

[29:23:42] We said you rested look this drive-through bitch with the headset came out and was talking about the manager

[29:23:52] So this motherfucker told me to leave the motherfucker and I did

[29:24:00] You're on our we were at

[29:24:02] Mr.. No pv not

[29:24:05] Yeah, I've gathered that man. So then why should we're in that head? So everything you're saying sir

[29:24:11] Everything you're saying sir is not even being admitted to the record because you rested you did a little dance

[29:24:16] And then you said we rest. All right. Well, then what do you think of that dance? Coe?

[29:24:22] I think that

[29:24:24] Uh, it's a good way to paraphrase how I feel about this case.

[29:24:31] Anyway, at this time, unless there's any, uh, do you have any witnesses to call Mr. Block,

[29:24:39] anyone who witnessed your side of events?

[29:24:41] Hell yeah.

[29:24:43] Wonderful.

[29:24:44] Who, who would they be?

[29:24:46] Man, they'd like some EMS, bitch.

[29:24:49] Alright, is there anyone fitting that description in the courtroom?

[29:24:55] Hey, this bitch look like

[29:25:01] Kathy Bates

[29:25:05] Kathy Bates EMS sir Kathy Bates looking EMS in the gallery

[29:25:14] Unfortunately, sir without a name

[29:25:16] You would be unable to comment this Kathy Bates looking EMS

[29:25:21] Hey, bro

[29:25:23] Man, you know when you see a bitch and you're like

[29:25:25] Oh no, no sir, but I know what it's like when I see I'm finding you guilty on all of these charges

[29:25:44] All right, plus the three contempts

[29:25:46] Hey, bro. I

[29:25:48] Was just playing

[29:25:50] $10,000 for the contempt of court, bro. I was just playing car

[29:25:57] Thank you your honor sir. I tried to tell you

[29:26:00] Hey, who is this motherfucker?

[29:26:05] I'm sorry, he was-

[29:26:10] Alright.

[29:26:14] I'm gonna get to this cop car.

[29:26:28] Hey, brah, let me in, car!

[29:26:34] Oh!

[29:26:35] Oh, he's already-

[29:26:46] Oh!

[29:26:47] Oh!

[29:26:48] America.

[29:27:05] Brah.

[29:27:06] Shit, brah, car.

[29:27:08] I'm feeling the ICU.

[29:27:10] see you I see you bro you're talking to me

[29:27:18] bro fuck are you wanting to call the ms brah hey this motherfucker hit me brah hey

[29:27:31] pink bitch what's your name car Lana hey Lana we about to be rich as hell

[29:27:37] Would not be rich enough to jump up.

[29:27:40] That's right.

[29:27:42] Fuck it up.

[29:27:45] She's not...

[29:27:47] Right?

[29:27:49] He's having an aneurysm.

[29:27:51] Can you hear me?

[29:27:52] Is it?

[29:27:53] Can I get a picture of you outside the courthouse?

[29:27:56] I can't believe you get 5150'd, honestly.

[29:28:00] He's not crazy. He's just...

[29:28:03] Did you hear him in there? I can see you coming.

[29:28:06] No, no, no, no. He's not crazy. He's just...

[29:28:10] On the air, you're crazy.

[29:28:11] No, he's just out there.

[29:28:13] I thought his dance was pretty good.

[29:28:15] No, me too.

[29:28:16] I came... I came back like halfway through it.

[29:28:19] I said you go take a shit.

[29:28:21] Oh, okay.

[29:28:23] Is this the Kathy Bay TMS call-in-up?

[29:28:26] Is that Kathy Bay?

[29:28:27] Hey, Marky.

[29:28:29] It's Dale.

[29:28:31] Oh, that's my Kathy, dude.

[29:28:33] Yep.

[29:28:34] I know there's cans.

[29:28:35] There's the phones.

[29:28:36] She's in the house.

[29:28:37] Uh, taste the prongs and use it with a flashlight.

[29:28:41] Oh, fun.

[29:28:43] Hey, bruh.

[29:28:45] Cut.

[29:28:46] Uh, where'd the taste of prongs sit ya?

[29:28:49] Hey.

[29:28:50] Hey, you better shut your fucking Aquaman.

[29:28:54] Looking ass up, bitch.

[29:28:58] Huh.

[29:28:59] Funny.

[29:29:00] Uh, I said taste the prongs here.

[29:29:02] Yeah, cut them out.

[29:29:03] I used to sleep in these apartments out with the crowbar.

[29:29:07] I've gotta go.

[29:29:08] It was pretty hot.

[29:29:09] I had time.

[29:29:10] Yeah it was.

[29:29:11] Alright, I'm gonna slowly.

[29:29:12] Hey bruhs, let me go.

[29:29:14] Bro, you coming with me?

[29:29:15] Alright.

[29:29:16] One, hey bruh!

[29:29:17] Bruh!

[29:29:18] Bruh!

[29:29:19] Bruh!

[29:29:20] Bruh!

[29:29:21] Bruh!

[29:29:22] Come here.

[29:29:23] One, two, three.

[29:29:24] Hey bruh, come on cuh.

[29:29:27] I got your back homie dog.

[29:29:29] You said you should have the head with a mag like.

[29:29:34] man I'm about to hit ready over the head

[29:29:40] good nice buck on your head here

[29:29:42] is he crying again?

[29:29:44] who's this over here?

[29:29:46] I want to see you dance again

[29:29:48] hi

[29:29:49] hi you should be good

[29:29:51] hello

[29:29:53] hello

[29:29:55] hi

[29:29:57] can I make a report

[29:29:59] hell yeah

[29:30:01] hell yeah

[29:30:03] Hell yeah, huh? Hell yeah, bro

[29:30:09] Hell yeah, come fuck

[29:30:17] Hell yeah

[29:30:22] Hey, bro, hey, bro you straight

[29:30:26] Bro, I gotta run back to the set, huh?

[29:30:30] Hey, bro, I got you though anything you need bro. I got you come man. I'm straight crazy yo you see how I

[29:30:39] Yo, bro, do you see me dancing that

[29:30:49] Crazy

[29:30:51] Fuck him, buddy, I've been boss-fuck him.

[29:30:54] Oh, you're about caked on, huh?

[29:30:56] Hell yeah, bro. I'm gonna get you that shit.

[29:30:58] Just give me, like, shit, cunt, like, shit.

[29:31:01] Man, I got you, bro.

[29:31:03] Well, I'm only doing this on the premise you got me some fucking pingas and shit.

[29:31:08] I'm not really interested.

[29:31:09] Hey, bro, just give me your number, cunt, and I got you, bro.

[29:31:12] I'm about to serve you up like a chef, cunt.

[29:31:14] Hold on. Let's see if we're gonna help you out of these.

[29:31:19] Well then we got here, okay? Lefty, righty, oopsie daisy, boom!

[29:31:28] Oh, but then the handcuffs made fucking calm looking noises.

[29:31:32] Hey, man.

[29:31:33] Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!

[29:31:36] Okay, now we're in trouble. Hold on.

[29:31:39] Oh, shit.

[29:31:40] Looks like I'm not as good as what picking as I thought it was.

[29:31:43] Hey, you got this, Co! You the man, bro.

[29:31:48] Man just put my seatbelt on for me

[29:31:56] Oh

[29:32:09] Yeah, you have a set of handcuffs

[29:32:17] No, hey, bro. Come on. Oh shit

[29:32:21] But I traded handcuffs for a fire extinguisher brah. Okay. That was a good try. No, that was a real good

[29:32:30] Okay

[29:32:32] Hey, bro

[29:32:34] Is the master of the size if he could change his voice this dude you'd never know who he is every single day

[29:32:40] He could be someone new is this new in cuffs that I'm looking at right?

[29:32:44] Yeah, yeah, we just yeah, he was gone the job

[29:32:49] And we said

[29:32:54] That way

[29:33:04] People like Dundee some cat did that to me remember that job that I got caught at?

[29:33:08] Oh, yeah

[29:33:09] Yo, hey fucking who was it? Um

[29:33:12] Francis left me in his car for five minutes and this cat rolled up. I wasn't even paying attention

[29:33:17] I ain't gonna lie. He just you ain't me

[29:33:20] You

[29:33:22] Told them all fuckers. Y'all motherfuckers follow us. I'm about to get the strap

[29:33:34] each other

[29:34:02] What's good bro

[29:34:04] Hey bruh, shit what's really, hey y'all motherfuckers any time you wanna come chill on my block y'all's gotta pass.

[29:34:17] What's your block?

[29:34:18] Center Street.

[29:34:20] Center Street?

[29:34:21] Center Street, cuh. They call me Center Street Cinnamon bruh.

[29:34:25] I'm afraid she can lock the shit with an ass lock.

[29:34:27] Yeah, I don't have to pull this motherfucker out of my crack son, I've been keeping this shit here for a minute.

[29:34:32] Oh, you probably will lock it.

[29:34:33] Hell yeah, bruh, I'm free cuh.

[29:34:35] You better look quicker than me, mate.

[29:34:36] Yeah, bloody hell, you do, you do, huh?

[29:34:38] Hell yeah, bro.

[29:34:40] All right, then.

[29:34:43] All right, then, man.

[29:34:44] All right, then, cuh, bro.

[29:34:45] I got you wearing my dress.

[29:34:47] Bro, I got you.

[29:34:48] What's your phone number, cuh?

[29:34:51] Gonna be 4144887106.

[29:34:54] Oh, you're coming with me.

[29:34:54] I gotta talk to you about that job.

[29:34:56] All right, then, cuh.

[29:34:57] Shit, bro.

[29:34:58] Ooh.

[29:34:59] You just fucking see this thing.

[29:35:02] Don't worry, you're out.

[29:35:03] Son, take a reform drive.

[29:35:04] Nah, Center Street is our hood.

[29:35:06] Now, okay. Oh, hey, thanks. What's up, what's up, what up? I'm gonna drop the bike for you to know what they eat

[29:35:25] Hey, what the fuck are you doing?

[29:35:28] I know that shit

[29:35:30] About the box

[29:35:40] Fuck you don't mind. What happens you would have it

[29:35:42] I

[29:35:45] Trapping out this motherfucker. Yeah, right. Oh, yeah, bro. I was a prop

[29:35:50] I've been trying to find this motherfucker, but unfortunately times are conflicting and all can never catch it

[29:35:56] Who this motherfucker? Who?

[29:35:59] He's an ex fucking cop

[29:36:01] I've been trying to find him for a long fucking time

[29:36:05] This motherfucker

[29:36:10] Man, let's roll on that motherfucker

[29:36:14] This is motherfucker that killed more war or beckon what I know

[29:36:30] Yeah

[29:36:38] Bro, I'm not a lot of you I was going back and forth because I was gonna fuck with him anyways, but like

[29:36:44] I just, I don't fucking know, Doug.

[29:36:46] I was gonna try and see,

[29:36:48] cause he does some wild ass shit.

[29:36:50] One day I was coolin' him

[29:36:51] and I was thinking maybe I could fuck with him

[29:36:52] and the next minute he blown up my puppies

[29:36:55] in a hurricane.

[29:36:55] So I don't, I don't know.

[29:36:58] At 12.

[29:36:59] I might have to visit his ass in jail one day, brother.

[29:37:02] Should've said yes, help up the river or something.

[29:37:04] Down the river.

[29:37:05] Fuck, mate.

[29:37:06] Yeah, well next time I'm in there,

[29:37:07] I better fucking hope I can see him

[29:37:09] because one of my fucking lookers

[29:37:11] right off got two shotguns stashed away

[29:37:13] just to put up his asshole and it's gonna be no love it's gonna be a fun

[29:37:17] day in there speaking of this is mother fucker brother you call me cinnamon

[29:37:24] car sinning oh we're shooting me guess who you sweet on my fuck nice cuz I look

[29:37:30] like I'm about to be sweet but I'll choke your ass up

[29:37:34] fuck with that hey don't you try it with the home if you look for some

[29:37:39] I

[29:37:42] Guess if he's a person I got no work for you though. Oh

[29:37:49] How about this you follow that man, he's gonna make you Lord types of money

[29:37:55] Hell yeah, oh shit, what the fuck? Hey, bro, I'm about to sleep in this bush or something. I'm mad tired

[29:38:07] Yeah, bro, I got you right now hold up

[29:38:10] Can I also stop in Motherfucka?

[29:38:12] Hey, can I buy some crack off some one?

[29:38:14] Fuck yeah.

[29:38:15] I got some crack in it, I got some joints in it.

[29:38:17] What the fuck is most of the high quality...

[29:38:18] Motherfucker, you said I'd buy all of them already!

[29:38:20] Motherfucker, you said you had crack for me already!

[29:38:23] Bruh, I'm about to hook you up, cunt!

[29:38:26] I think he just got clean.

[29:38:27] No, no, no, Bruh, listen, I'm a goon.

[29:38:29] Can you put him back in the fucking head?

[29:38:31] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[29:38:34] no no no hey hey hey hey hey hey

[29:38:36] i wanna put some shit out of my eyes faster than shit

[29:38:38] so go and get the fuck out of here

[29:38:40] back there okay

[29:38:41] bruh hold up

[29:38:42] a little baby kraken

[29:38:43] that's good

[29:38:45] i just fucking ate

[29:38:46] hey

[29:38:47] bruh hey bruh you got some crack i can

[29:38:50] go pick

[29:38:51] you you

[29:38:52] stop stop

[29:38:52] hey hey hey

[29:38:54] hey hey come back

[29:38:54] eight hundred dollars eight hundred dollars

[29:38:56] you're fucking the mother

[29:38:57] eight hundred dollars

[29:38:58] no no no no no no no no no no no no

[29:39:00] bruh no bruh no

[29:39:01] look at that

[29:39:01] i'm gonna be goddamn strong

[29:39:33] crack motherfucker $800 come on please but I don't got any hey motherfucker you

[29:39:39] got a crack bro no sir make Monica ship bro I ain't into that alright

[29:39:48] bro hold on I'm taxi come on taxi this time I am not this time I am not this

[29:40:54] time I'm not this time it is no fucking way

[29:40:58] I'm gonna go back to the hood.

[29:41:32] I'm gonna go back to the fucking hood.

[29:41:44] I'm gonna go back to the hood.

[29:41:46] Hey bro, drive please.

[29:41:50] Please go.

[29:41:51] Please bro, drive.

[29:41:52] Go, please.

[29:41:53] Not worth.

[29:42:48] Rap is trying to one-up each other on how dumb trash they can make.

[29:43:08] Yeah, because rock is such a great genre right now.

[29:43:11] Right?

[29:43:12] Hey bro, what the fuck?

[29:43:35] Oh shit.

[29:43:37] Hey bro, we gotta get back to the hood, come on.

[29:44:20] to the hood, cunt.

[29:44:21] That's so long.

[29:44:29] If you're going to let me know.

[29:45:35] Blow that light, cunt.

[29:45:42] Don't drop me off here.

[29:45:44] Don't you fucking drop me off here.

[29:45:45] Oh my god.

[29:46:01] We're back at the block.

[29:46:15] We made it back to our hood.

[29:46:19] All right, I'm going to log off here.

[29:46:20] We made it back.

[29:46:22] This is where we live.

[29:46:36] I got to go.

[29:46:37] I made a promise to be on before noon.

[29:46:39] I don't know why that was dumb.

[29:46:40] I'm about to fucking f-ing quit out of this shit.

[29:46:42] That is such fail.

[29:46:43] Maybe that's what we should do until Jordan gets out.

[29:46:46] Just play like, just like one-off characters.

[29:46:50] I don't necessarily hate that idea.

[29:46:52] Here we go, Pranto!

[29:46:53] Who's gonna suck the dick?

[29:46:57] That could be fun.

[29:47:00] Just play like random fucking characters.

[29:47:04] This Randy character is annoying.

[29:47:05] He's fucking Jordan, you know?

[29:47:07] All right.

[29:47:08] I don't even think he's,

[29:47:09] I don't even think he would be streaming, huh?

[29:47:11] He's just playing.

[29:47:13] Well, I wasn't gonna host him.

[29:47:22] Jason's doing a sub-a-thon, host Mantis.

[29:47:32] That would never fucking host me, huh?

[29:47:34] a coil did tonight oh it's tight it's Bailey's birthday you guys it's Bailey's

[29:47:41] birthday coil's the only person that helps me yeah it's it's Bailey's

[29:47:48] birthday you guys we'll go there I have a crazy headache so I'm gonna fuck off

[29:47:57] also whatever 7 hour stream good enough I'll see you guys hey airborne I'll

[29:48:02] I'll see you guys tomorrow.

[29:48:07] Hey, we have a YouTube channel now.

[29:48:11] Check that video out.

[29:48:12] I'm gonna get her to make a video off tonight.

[29:48:15] I'm gonna get her to make a video off tonight.

[29:48:18] Is that shit's funny?

[29:48:19] Uh, I'll tell you that in real life.

[29:48:21] I'll tell you that in real life.

[29:48:22] I'm gonna get her to make a video off tonight.

[29:48:24] We have a YouTube channel now.

[29:48:25] I'll have to make people angry.

[29:48:26] Please sub to it.

[29:48:29] The whole idea is to, you know,

[29:48:31] if I'm uploading videos it'll kind of take

[29:48:33] stress off of me. Missing time. So yeah, check it out, dude. Check out the YouTube. Right?

[29:48:51] Go here. Yo, Jonathan, thank you for the four months. I'm regular and you're highly

[29:48:56] zero. Thank you for the brand new. So James and my PD. Thanks for 35 months. Moscato

[29:49:03] with two months in a row. Appreciate that. Gert, turtle, eight months in a row.

[29:49:09] Fantastic long one tomorrow because I have a I've surgery on

[29:49:15] There's a YouTube go to go to that

[29:49:24] Go I

[29:49:26] Surgery on Friday. I'm hoping to be back in action by Saturday. That might be kind of wishful thinking though

[29:49:34] That might be a little wishful thinking that's the plan

[29:49:40] We'll see I'll be live tomorrow. All right. Can we get this up to 2k?

[29:49:46] Can we get the rate up to 2k? Just hit it.

[29:49:48] Hit it. Just get it up to 2k.

[29:49:51] Still old- Yeah, I still have old-

[29:49:54] We can't- Alright, fuck it.

[29:49:55] 19-0 is gonna be the best we can do.

[29:49:58] Okay, I'm leaving. Bye.

[29:49:59] I don't get it. If everyone hates the character, like, why does he keep playing it?

[29:50:05] Doesn't he realize he's kind of ruining everything else?

[29:50:07] Can we run one more time to get in the question?

[29:50:08] YES!

[29:50:10] Yeah!

[29:50:11] Let me on the bike!

[29:50:12] Let me on the bike!

[29:50:15] Let me on the bike!

[29:50:16] Let me on that bike, I got a gun to your head!

[29:50:21] I got a fucking gun to your head!

[29:50:24] I got a fucking gun to your head!

[29:50:30] Penta?

[29:50:40] I need a AMS.

[29:50:41] Straight up.

[29:50:42] Why'd you let me go and then hit me?

[29:50:44] Can we have an mbar PD?

[29:50:46] You said I was free to go!

[29:50:48] No I didn't.

[29:50:50] You said I was free to go the whole time!

[29:50:52] I never said that.

[29:50:53] Oy vey!

[29:50:55] Okay.

[29:50:57] What about the private meeting about it?

[29:51:10] We'll see

[29:51:13] I can't have two people die on me from flashlights. I'm dying over here. Well, I'm getting

[29:51:34] I'm trying to get

[29:51:37] Oh, whoa, whoa

[29:51:40] What was that?

[29:51:42] Did you just mark my religious slang?

[29:51:46] Slaying

[29:51:49] about what what do you got hearing aid I'm gonna give you aids you keep it up

[29:51:55] but you're not how well you don't know well I don't know you don't know what

[29:52:03] do you think am I don't think you do I'm gonna do some weird sex clubs one

[29:52:10] time I suck at it for do a smuckish hole what's a smuckish hole it's what

[29:52:16] you call a glory hole okay and uh so anyways the schmuckish hole was all

[29:52:25] rusted out and he cut his penis oh and I sucked it anyways cuz I was high on

[29:52:35] crystal meth okay and poppers you know what poppers are now what a poppers

[29:52:42] You buy them from

[29:52:45] Porto shops

[29:52:47] Okay, and you they're an inhalant and it makes you all dizzy

[29:52:52] So that it's less painful when a fat cock goes in your asshole. Okay, that is

[29:53:00] Okay, all right, but some people use them and they're legal

[29:53:10] Are you sure they're legal? Yes, you buy them at Porto shops

[29:53:14] Okay

[29:53:21] Anyways, yeah, so here. I am all second on this stop it penis

[29:53:29] Stop it was in a

[29:53:31] Waffle house a waffle house. Yeah

[29:53:35] The guy used to shut it down

[29:53:38] For four hours every Saturday night, and it turned into the blue waffle house. You know what I'm saying

[29:53:45] You know sounds about right for that sounds like a you know, it sounds like a waffle house, so I'm sucking on this

[29:53:56] Penis so you like so you're in the guy right? I'm okay again. Okay, so Bobby actually that cop up there. Oh

[29:54:07] You want to talk to him right? Yes? I'm fired. Yes

[29:54:12] Okay

[29:54:17] What's the stats of the 52 the MRPD? You want me to transport?

[29:54:34] 10 for

[29:54:35] Why did you hit me with the flashlight? You said I was free to go. Okay, we're not

[29:54:40] Help! Help me!

[29:54:43] Help!

[29:54:45] We're just gonna go to the hospital

[29:54:48] Look

[29:54:49] What if we call this whole thing good? I don't want you to get fired. I

[29:54:54] am trying to become a

[29:54:56] lawyer

[29:54:57] So I don't want any of this to you just muck up my record people. No

[29:55:03] No, they were there like a second day in a row. Listen. You tried to get me. Yes, listen

[29:55:09] This is how good of a lawyer. I am I was there and they were also there that was not a kidnapping

[29:55:17] Is it really kidnapping if two people are in the same room

[29:55:23] Right now that would be unlawful imprisonment. Well, there you go

[29:55:28] So how did you get them over to that area? What? Who? Oh, yeah, I forgot. That's right

[29:55:36] You coerced them by giving a fake

[29:55:39] 9-1-1. It wasn't faked. Ample's got ran over with the car

[29:55:44] What's going on here? Does someone yell help? Help!

[29:55:48] Never mind. Ignore this guy. Help!

[29:55:54] Help!

[29:55:56] Help this is the guy. Oh, what the fuck?

[29:56:03] Listen, I'm Jewish

[29:56:07] Congratulations, help me. Yo, what yo holdy?

[29:56:17] We're both Jewish you have to help me

[29:56:20] Mazelstov Shalom brother

[29:56:24] You have to help

[29:56:26] Help me, brother, help me, brother Jew.

[29:56:29] Help, this guy isn't a cop, he's a fake cop.

[29:56:34] Get out of here, sir.

[29:56:35] He's a fake cop.

[29:56:36] He's gonna take you to help.

[29:56:39] He's my credential.

[29:56:42] All right, he doesn't want to help you.

[29:56:44] All right, listen, just one second.

[29:56:47] All right, I'm not in handcuffs.

[29:56:50] You're not at what?

[29:56:51] I'm not even in handcuffs.

[29:56:54] God damn it, can you please just.

[29:56:57] Can't with handcuffs on

[29:57:00] Don't lie to me. I literally can't do this if I have handcuffs on

[29:57:07] Okay

[29:57:09] So I don't know what you want

[29:57:14] Okay

[29:57:40] Grab his keys and uncuff me

[29:57:50] Fuck someone on coffee, please I'm a victim

[29:58:00] No, you're not gonna get in trouble

[29:58:04] No, you're being a pussy

[29:58:06] Oh

[29:58:08] Fuck I'd cut me

[29:58:12] Get the keys off him of who the car

[29:58:16] Well, this guy right here. Yeah, what happened? I don't know

[29:58:32] He's

[29:58:36] It's fine

[29:58:51] Listen how about this? I'm not in handcuffs right now

[29:59:03] Why

[29:59:05] yeah I'm a part of this actually knock that cop out no yeah no I knocked this

[29:59:12] punk ass out to the right but it was an accident that's a thing

[29:59:18] it was no I'm just letting you know who did it oh hey this man in the red

[29:59:26] kidnap me that's why I'm in handcuffs hell

[29:59:28] shut up

[29:59:29] how do I fuck the fuck out of here fuck all of you

[29:59:32] hahahaha

[29:59:33] how are you doing Mr. Cole

[29:59:40] I'm good

[29:59:41] serious panicking

[29:59:42] what the hell are you doing

[29:59:43] I'm just shooting up at these guys like hell hell

[29:59:46] they're like okay

[29:59:47] what are you robbing them

[29:59:48] I wasn't robbing them

[29:59:49] take shit

[29:59:50] I didn't take any of these

[29:59:51] I didn't take any of these

[29:59:52] Terry what the fuck happened

[29:59:53] I just fucked up by that guy with little coats on his face

[29:59:58] What? There's no hearts on my face!

[30:00:01] No, this guy, he had orange pants on.

[30:00:04] He literally told you!

[30:00:06] Yeah, a guy who said he knocked me out!

[30:00:08] Look, I'm down. I'm climbing.

[30:00:10] Yo, what, he's not in here?

[30:00:11] I think I'm dropping.

[30:00:14] I thought he was in here.

[30:00:16] He just said he was Jewish.

[30:00:18] I'm Jewish!

[30:00:20] Not him.

[30:00:20] I know. Listen.

[30:00:21] Not him.

[30:00:22] Yeah.

[30:00:25] Look, I'm not supposed to be in these handcuffs.

[30:00:28] the guy with the hearts did this to me help all right all right hold on it was terrible

[30:01:03] dude i don't know what the deal is with pill bikes oh shit you're like yo uh i'm i just got back

[30:01:17] Do you want me to come back?

[30:01:32] What is this?

[30:01:35] This is a good warm-up for reaction Andrew.

[30:01:39] This is a good warm-up.

[30:01:48] No funny business.

[30:01:49] God damn it.

[30:01:52] Yeah.

[30:02:00] Whoa.

[30:02:01] Oh, no.

[30:02:02] That was what year?

[30:02:08] No.

[30:02:09] That was quick.

[30:02:11] Chat.

[30:02:13] This is how I'm going to tell you guys right now how

[30:02:15] you get out of every situation.

[30:02:17] I'm going to show you right now how you get out

[30:02:19] of every situation.

[30:02:20] OK.

[30:02:21] You put them on the spot and then and then if if they say no everyone's like yo what the fuck man that's fucked up this guy is not a fun cop.

[30:02:37] This is how you do it right here I'm gonna show you this is how you get out of every situation and then watch.

[30:02:57] And then watch.

[30:03:10] God damn it.

[30:03:21] That's.

[30:03:23] Okay.

[30:03:24] You know what.

[30:03:24] I am gonna get changed real quick though. I don't know the jackets right okay

[30:04:05] Where's the glasses? This is actually really funny. These are more I like these a little more looks like penta without the curls

[30:04:34] I don't know why you guys think I look like a

[30:04:38] bold

[30:04:41] Jewish man it

[30:04:43] Shape of the face dude. You guys are wild

[30:05:43] Once I come here back

[30:06:13] All about it. And I said nothing happened.

[30:06:19] I was upstanding cadet of this class here.

[30:06:21] That's absolutely true.

[30:06:23] If you compare me to Ryan and Franca.

[30:06:25] Then sign off duty and figure out why half the fucking city hates you in your stupid face.

[30:06:30] They don't.

[30:06:32] They don't hate me.

[30:06:33] Only you.

[30:06:34] They told me that you wouldn't be found at fucking pillbox with a goddamn fucking

[30:06:37] fistmark in your face getting robbed by some random person.

[30:06:39] God damn it. See?

[30:06:41] You said I was free to go!

[30:06:53] I did not say you were free to go.

[30:06:56] Okay, but actually am I?

[30:06:58] No.

[30:07:00] Look, we've been at this for a while now.

[30:07:04] Come on, bro.

[30:07:06] No, you just have to knock me out and rob me to set you free.

[30:07:12] I didn't do that.

[30:07:14] He did that.

[30:07:15] You're crazy.

[30:07:16] Your brain is full of schmuckish.

[30:07:18] Okay.

[30:07:19] Listen, bro.

[30:07:20] Schmuckish.

[30:07:21] What's your brain is full of and now you use it for a wall or something? I don't what is it?

[30:07:29] Look it's been four hours

[30:07:34] I'm gonna go and then you can get back out there. I

[30:07:38] Think I have to sign off duty and then you're not gonna have to worry about any problems

[30:07:44] Did this whole thing might cost you?

[30:07:46] What are you talking about?

[30:07:50] You don't want these problems. What problem?

[30:07:53] You do not want these problems do not run

[30:07:56] Beat the shit out of you again, okay

[30:08:02] Yeah, oh my god

[30:08:10] Moses save me

[30:08:21] Oh this help wrong with you. You enjoy getting taste. No, I'm just saying I shouldn't have wore black pants today

[30:08:56] You know

[30:09:15] Chad, this is how you actually are, dude.

[30:09:51] Yeah, this is a good storyline, right?

[30:10:02] It's that easy, boys.

[30:10:25] Can we get more pogs, please?

[30:11:34] I don't want to have to do this. Oh, I mean bro. It's that easy boys. It's this easy boys

[30:12:28] Yep, I'm fine. I'm still going baby. Just give me time serve

[30:12:36] Too many W's

[30:13:13] Okay. All right, listen. I'm not even handcuffed right now. Who you mean? Yes, you are. I'm not

[30:13:21] I

[30:13:23] Look all I have to do is keep this processing until Bobby Smith goes off duty, and then I'll be okay

[30:13:39] hmm

[30:13:40] Sounds like this whole Bobby Smith is really on your ass. Yeah

[30:13:45] Yeah, I think I'm gonna need medical

[30:13:51] And then you know I'm gonna have to explain to Bobby how all these days are born to me

[30:13:56] what the or maybe I could be set free right now I don't know nothing up to you

[30:14:08] bro come on bro what the fuck what do you mean what the bro what the fuck free

[30:14:38] You're looking at kidnapping, escaping custody times 24.

[30:14:42] What?

[30:14:43] Alright, what about this?

[30:14:53] It's going to be...

[30:14:54] Are you letting me go right now?

[30:14:56] Okay.

[30:14:57] I won't sit on you to Bobby, and I will never do any of this again.

[30:15:00] If I do, you can charge me with it.

[30:15:07] Do you have a record?

[30:15:09] No.

[30:15:10] I'm good.

[30:15:11] You don't have a record.

[30:15:12] I'm just off my medicine.

[30:15:13] I'm going to start taking my medicine.

[30:15:15] Okay, thank God.

[30:15:17] I'll go back on my medicine.

[30:15:19] Alright, come on.

[30:15:23] Alright.

[30:15:24] Don't run.

[30:15:25] I'm not even running!

[30:15:27] Alright, Shalom.

[30:15:45] Be on cuff, sir?

[30:15:51] Sir, don't you want to be?

[30:15:55] What the hell?

[30:15:56] That's so long.

[30:16:02] Oh, I thought I was on cuffed!

[30:16:04] Alright, now you're going to tell.

[30:16:15] For what?

[30:16:17] That's 20 times 25.

[30:16:19] Look, alright, technically, you know...

[30:16:22] That hit by a car.

[30:16:24] would be a shame if Bobby

[30:16:27] Well, I didn't do that

[30:16:34] Who's to say?

[30:16:37] Back in the old country we got an old saying. What's the old country? I don't know. Who's to say?

[30:16:44] You don't know where the old country is?

[30:16:48] Did he medical sir? I don't know am I free to go?

[30:16:52] we did it Chad it's just that easy now you have to sue him now nah we don't want

[30:17:56] the cops to get mad at us oh see so we can get away with more shit it feels

[30:18:12] so good shalom oy vey she is or she is Lord ha thanks for the three dollars

[30:18:29] Dude shout out to Mantis man. That was that was awesome. Yeah, bro for real

[30:18:34] Yo, can we get some love over to Mantis? That was awesome, man. That was really really good RP on his part

[30:18:41] That was fucking awesome, dude

[30:18:45] That was great, bro, I love that man, that's awesome for real

[30:18:50] Yeah, if we can we can we get some love sent to him a raid and an appreciation thread

[30:18:55] That was fucking sick dude that was awesome I love that MacD thanks for the five months

[30:19:01] appreciate that worm sauce thank you for the nine rooted poo with 35 months so nice

[30:19:17] uh so v6 tier 3 30 oh I already bought one next tsunami oh so in four minutes

[30:19:54] Sweet. What else have we got? Nope, we're caught up on subs.

[30:20:56] Alright chat. We could cop for a few hours after this or we could keep playing this character.

[30:21:38] Peace be upon you brother. While we are glad to see that our plan to collect money from western devils thanks to their addiction to technology. However your latest character has us concerned. Why not portray a follower of the prophet's teachings?

[30:21:57] so long yo zay zay G Zed Zay G thanks for the two months appreciate that

[30:22:20] hmm that's so long alright we'll do Jordan that's so long let's see

[30:22:48] Perfect.

[30:22:50] You have time.

[30:22:52] Go to it.

[30:23:03] A little too robot-y.

[30:23:05] Yeah.

[30:23:10] If I actually end up doing that, I'll have to turn on audio monitoring for that, which I normally don't.

[30:23:15] But for that, I'll have to.

[30:23:17] Remember no water escapes?

[30:23:19] Oh, yeah, because they're broken.

[30:23:58] But how good would it be if we did do a water escape?

[30:24:07] Would we get hogs?

[30:24:09] Chase is now your richest kid.

[30:24:11] Chase is now your richest character.

[30:24:15] That is true.

[30:24:19] We got so much money and we're off our medicine.

[30:24:35] This is how it sounded.

[30:24:36] Alright.

[30:24:37] Still fine.

[30:24:38] Alright.

[30:24:41] This is what the reverb.

[30:24:42] What about this?

[30:24:43] Does it sound good?

[30:24:44] I think I actually should really turn on audio monitoring for this.

[30:24:51] I can hear it.

[30:24:52] I can understand.

[30:24:53] No.

[30:24:54] There we go. Dude, it's like a fucking really intense MDMA trip. Don't ask me how I know

[30:25:11] that. It sounds like a UFO landing in it. Trippin' on MDMA? Yeah. Imagine that being

[30:25:52] a player. Man, that would suck. It's happened. Medi did that once. That would suck.

[30:26:37] Welcome to Pentafremium.

[30:26:40] Alright man, L after L after L on Jordan dude.

[30:26:46] He's literally can't stop losing.

[30:26:59] Yeah.

[30:27:00] We just saved all our dubs for Chase.

[30:27:21] Change title?

[30:27:26] P. Dandy.

[30:27:27] P. P. Dandy.

[30:27:30] Chase Pog.

[30:27:31] P. P. Dandy.

[30:27:35] P. Dandy.

[30:27:37] P. P. Dandy.

[30:27:44] The idea of...

[30:27:45] I

[30:27:47] This is gonna be funny dude. He's using a voice changer that you literally can't understand at all

[30:27:52] oh

[30:28:02] Yeah, Leslie is a Jewish shower

[30:28:05] Shalom Jewish and dickless

[30:28:21] It's rough all right, let's just make some phone calls

[30:28:38] Hello

[30:28:42] Are you okay?

[30:28:44] Am I gay?

[30:28:46] Oh, I'm sorry, he's hard up here.

[30:28:48] Yes, Julie!

[30:28:53] That's totally fine, too.

[30:28:55] But are you okay?

[30:28:57] Listen, alright, I need...

[30:28:59] You guys are medical doctors!

[30:29:01] That's so long.

[30:29:03] I mean, we're not doctors, but go on.

[30:29:05] Are you medical?

[30:29:07] Are you?

[30:29:11] Huh?

[30:29:13] We are medical!

[30:29:15] What's up? What?

[30:29:26] Look listen, I need do you have medicine in your car

[30:29:38] No

[30:29:46] Well, let's see

[30:29:51] Do medicine what me?

[30:29:56] What I stopped I'm off my medicine

[30:30:00] I've been taking it

[30:30:02] for ten years

[30:30:05] And I was wondering

[30:30:08] What it did well, do you know what kind of medicine it is?

[30:30:17] You know it's hard for me to put her out

[30:30:22] Do you know why you were taking it in

[30:30:25] Cloroprosamine

[30:30:30] Cloroprosamine pretty sure for promissive is an

[30:30:38] Not entirely sure

[30:30:43] But I think I've heard of that before.

[30:30:50] Prep.

[30:30:51] Henshine.

[30:30:52] Oh, I have no idea what that is.

[30:30:55] Jack, no idea what he's going with that one.

[30:30:59] Ass.

[30:31:00] Okay.

[30:31:01] Bryn.

[30:31:02] Okay, we know what that is.

[30:31:04] I don't even have some of that.

[30:31:05] Colotta pin.

[30:31:06] Oh, I know what that is too.

[30:31:09] So basically, I am...

[30:31:15] Look at me.

[30:31:16] Look at this.

[30:31:17] Yeah.

[30:31:22] I am gonna do something with this. I need my medicine

[30:31:31] Well the doctor

[30:31:34] hearing

[30:31:36] Things telling me to do stuff and I'm not fucking around anymore

[30:31:44] No, I'm talking about the mob. I'm in deep man. The man. They're calling me

[30:31:52] Okay, okay

[30:31:54] The man I mean if someone is physically calling you to your phone

[30:31:58] It's not gonna stop them from doing that. Look, I figure if I get some medicine

[30:32:03] I'll be too high to care about it

[30:32:05] Well, we're not gonna give you medicine. Just so you can get high here, sir

[30:32:08] All right, then I'll go buy it on the streets

[30:32:33] All right, what's your name?

[30:32:36] How many smoke broke your names one smoke smoke

[30:32:42] Yeah, smoke.

[30:32:44] Well, my name is PuffPuffPass, daddy PuffPuffPass.

[30:32:49] Oh, man.

[30:32:52] Look, smoke.

[30:32:54] Tell me about yourself, son.

[30:32:55] You got a big future in this town.

[30:32:56] I can feel it.

[30:32:58] Ah, man, I'm shh.

[30:33:00] I woke up in Southside, you know?

[30:33:02] Ah, come on.

[30:33:03] Get out of the car.

[30:33:04] I'm living in Southside, man.

[30:33:13] My dad was a gang shooter.

[30:33:15] I want to be a gang shooter.

[30:33:17] My dad was a gang shooter, too

[30:33:21] Look, I want to help you become a

[30:33:24] gang shooter

[30:33:27] Look listen to me. Thanks. I

[30:33:32] Am a homosexual

[30:33:37] All right, yeah, okay, okay, I need you to know that

[30:33:43] Nothing wrong with them man. Do you man? Okay?

[30:33:47] Look

[30:33:48] How do you feel about Moses?

[30:33:50] um oh great things man great things about most all right look I'm here in this

[30:34:04] city over here and I'm sick of it I need to do a jab one jab you and I we

[30:34:14] never see each other again that's it hi that way they can't link us together

[30:34:21] That would be this job we're gonna rob a store

[30:34:31] All right, I don't have a gun so if you that's okay, I can get you a gun

[30:34:38] Come on down for it. Let's go. Are you gonna drive the car with your hands crossed?

[30:34:59] What?

[30:35:00] So how you driving the car with the hands crossed?

[30:35:04] I'm driving

[30:35:06] with my knees oh shit you got the strong legs huh right look we need a crew hey

[30:35:24] hello hey listen to me right now hop in the car we got it all talk come on

[30:35:36] You remind me of my daughter!

[30:35:38] That's my mom.

[30:35:40] Yeah, I'm his mom.

[30:35:41] Okay, come on.

[30:35:43] All right, let's do this.

[30:35:45] Are you guys ready?

[30:35:46] What's happening?

[30:35:47] We're doing it.

[30:35:48] Doing what?

[30:35:49] The emergency's gonna happen.

[30:35:51] I'm not having sex with you.

[30:35:53] Listen, I don't want to have sex with anyone in here.

[30:35:56] That's a woman.

[30:35:58] Yes!

[30:35:59] Oh my God, you're talented.

[30:36:00] How about a decoy, everyone?

[30:36:02] What?

[30:36:03] What are we doing?

[30:36:05] Look, I'm sick of walking around here without my medication.

[30:36:12] Yeah, you need medicine.

[30:36:14] All right, you two and my new friend over here.

[30:36:20] Yeah.

[30:36:23] Clams?

[30:36:24] Clams.

[30:36:25] What?

[30:36:26] What?

[30:36:27] His name is Clams.

[30:36:28] Oh, that's Clams.

[30:36:29] Oh, okay.

[30:36:30] You're peeking?

[30:36:31] I am absolutely not peeking.

[30:36:32] I thought you hated Clams.

[30:36:33] You're innocent.

[30:36:34] you talking about my name now huh that guy's name is clams all right her name

[30:36:47] will be dressed and your name will be fatty fat fat look all right the only

[30:36:54] thing that we're all gonna be going is the bank look we're all gonna do one

[30:36:59] more job and then we're never going to talk to each other ever again are you

[30:37:10] guys down just one job come on all right all right dress you don't have to do

[30:37:22] Like a dead fish like always you just have to say hey, we have a hostage

[30:37:31] Yes

[30:37:35] A voice changer in a mask

[30:37:39] That sounds good

[30:37:44] Okay, come on we need a card

[30:37:55] Wow, you're really excited.

[30:37:58] I'm always down for new experiences.

[30:38:02] Is there any, is there places we can rob without a...

[30:38:06] I think, do you need a card to rob everything? I don't know, actually.

[30:38:09] I actually have no idea how to rob things.

[30:38:12] Stores.

[30:38:14] That's really awkward.

[30:38:16] Oh, you need lockpicks. Oh, you need it from the mega mall, right?

[30:38:20] Okay.

[30:38:21] Okay. Does everyone know how to rob a store?

[30:38:24] I thought you had to have a gun.

[30:38:26] No, you have to have a...

[30:38:29] lockpick.

[30:38:30] That's right, I remember now.

[30:38:36] Advanced!

[30:38:37] I don't have one.

[30:38:38] No sir, I don't have one.

[30:38:40] I don't have nothing.

[30:38:41] I might have one.

[30:38:43] I just don't know which apartment it's in.

[30:38:45] That's okay.

[30:38:46] We'll go get some.

[30:38:54] And so we moved forward.

[30:38:56] Looking on to the bright future ahead of us.

[30:38:59] of us, with nothing between all four of us, except for our ambition and our pride and our

[30:39:07] desire for more monetary gain.

[30:39:10] Amen.

[30:39:11] Are you freaking English?

[30:39:15] Did I say that out loud?

[30:39:19] Oh, I meant to say that in my head.

[30:39:23] You're a weirdo, you know what I'm saying?

[30:39:28] All right, there's a hostage hold on. Let me get on my special voice modifier

[30:39:39] We're gonna pull it master so share what you're doing this raw

[30:40:09] Why didn't he get it? Why did you get it the car? I told you to get it the car

[30:40:19] Chill chill chill

[30:40:21] Listen, I don't want any look. Let me just talk to you look where'd my bitch go all right

[30:40:27] I just want to know where those bitches went look hold on. I want to squash this beef

[30:40:32] Why would I want to squash each bitch?

[30:40:36] I'm gonna put my gun away. All right. I don't want any problems between

[30:40:48] Us the Jews and you the Vajos

[30:40:57] I don't want a war

[30:41:00] What the fuck are you?

[30:41:02] I am, it's not what I'm on, it's what I'm off.

[30:41:08] My medicine.

[30:41:09] I'm saying to me, the sex creditor, that's all I have.

[30:41:10] I haven't taken colotipin in three weeks.

[30:41:17] Bro, what the fuck, I just say, how high are you, bro?

[30:41:21] I'm not high.

[30:41:23] What the fuck?

[30:41:24] I'm sober.

[30:41:30] Squash the beat.

[30:41:31] What the fuck, the sex creditor in his office?

[30:41:33] Look, all right.

[30:41:34] Oh my God.

[30:41:35] Look, listen, I wanna just do one last job.

[30:41:39] job all of us and then we're done we'll never talk to each other again we'll be

[30:41:45] out of here and I could finally escape my life of crime that's it one job

[30:41:53] that's it one last job

[30:42:00] oh we already got four motherfuckers but listen I need to give you some oxy I

[30:42:04] I don't want oxy. I need colotipin. Oh

[30:42:08] What about some what about a weed or weed bro the joint floor brazimine?

[30:42:17] Listen, I'm off my schizophrenia medicine

[30:42:22] What is that stable? What is that is this thing trying to rob us?

[30:42:27] Put your fucking hands up. Oh my god

[30:42:35] Put your look one more job

[30:42:41] Let's go all of us. Come on everyone get in the car my crew

[30:43:13] They've abandoned me all I want to do is a jab

[30:44:03] Shander that's funny, right? I was just screaming get in the car Adam

[30:44:26] That's your idea what I was saying

[30:44:28] I have to try to negotiate with that fucking voice changer dude.

[30:45:09] It's so chase cloud like Chowda moves forward in an attempt, I'm sick of everyone running

[30:46:38] around.

[30:46:39] is safe when Chase is on the scene I'm serious about this I'm looking for you

[30:46:55] need help some boys I do need help help with a jab I'm gonna kill this man if you

[30:47:04] don't agree and if the blood's on your hands this man is going to die I'm

[30:47:14] gonna kill a man are you prepared for a man to die you could prevent this

[30:47:20] whole thing yes or no yes or no right now yes or no you won't do it pussy you

[30:47:29] won't end up I'm gonna do it hold on I'm doing it

[30:47:33] don't have the balls to do you're just fucking crazy old man hey hey listen to

[30:47:42] me look I'm gonna murder you I'm talking to me or the person the friend

[30:47:49] I'm taught do you hear this?

[30:47:52] Say your name bitch

[30:47:55] I'm gonna do you hear this bitch?

[30:47:58] I'm gonna murder this woman

[30:48:01] If you don't agree she's here. What's your name? What's your name?

[30:48:10] Betty's gonna die if you don't agree to a jab

[30:48:16] You're gonna know her name

[30:48:18] If she says his name is Flippy, Floppy?

[30:48:22] That's a weird last name.

[30:48:32] I can hear Betty now.

[30:48:42] Alright, murder's gonna happen if you don't do this job with me.

[30:48:48] There'll be a murder.

[30:48:52] Are you ready?

[30:48:56] Floppy?

[30:48:57] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[30:48:59] Floppy, yes or no?

[30:49:00] Jab, more murder.

[30:49:02] Come over here, chicken man.

[30:49:04] Wait, wait, wait.

[30:49:06] Come here.

[30:49:07] Chicken man.

[30:49:09] This guy this guy's gonna die, too. I'm gonna kill both of these people

[30:49:16] The pocket lot

[30:49:19] Hold on. He's got a baseball bat put that away real quick. I'm on the phone

[30:49:25] No, I was talking to the woman

[30:49:31] No, it's fine. Look, I'm at the parking lot. Come here right now

[30:49:37] You have five seconds

[30:49:39] Oh, well, I'll be there for you.

[30:49:43] All right!

[30:49:45] You see this?

[30:49:49] You see this?

[30:49:50] Put their hands up!

[30:49:52] Hell, you should have thought about that before you were standing in a pack and laughing.

[30:50:06] Listen to me.

[30:50:11] You get to a great parking deal, you know, like,

[30:50:19] uh, right.

[30:50:21] You got a vehicle store, you got a vehicle store.

[30:50:23] Right.

[30:50:24] Look, I'm just trying to do one more job.

[30:50:28] Oh, oh, two jobs?

[30:50:30] Oh shit. Oh, we're okay. Everyone chill.

[30:50:34] Oh, okay. Look, you can't be chillin' the hell out there.

[30:50:38] Everyone don't move. I'm gonna hide in this bush.

[30:50:41] But I'm here. I got my gun on you.

[30:50:44] Come here. Come closer to the bush.

[30:50:48] Floppy!

[30:50:50] What do you say?

[30:50:51] One last job for all-time sake, Floppy?

[30:50:57] Come on, Floppy! Just do a jab with me.

[30:51:03] Look. Just do a jab.

[30:51:05] Don't you make me disguise my voice

[30:51:28] What about a gun I want a gun just any gun I need it for more guns means more jabs

[30:51:47] Let me think about it

[30:52:16] Two guns

[30:52:19] two guns yes yes okay deal do you want the chicken i'll get i'll give betty i'll get betty

[30:52:27] go betty okay get in the car i'll be back all right all right okay i was a good trade

[30:52:39] listen i don't shoot me do you want to do a job with me right now i can't i'm on the cock i'm

[30:52:45] I'm gonna shoot him.

[30:52:49] But only if you're a cop.

[30:52:52] That's the only way you're gonna get shot.

[30:52:59] Hey!

[30:53:02] Do you guys wanna do a jab?

[30:53:07] What's your name?

[30:53:09] No, this isn't apples!

[30:53:13] Wait, hold on.

[30:53:15] Wait!

[30:53:17] Wait, wait, wait.

[30:53:19] Alright, look.

[30:53:21] Why are you pointing a gun at me?

[30:53:22] I didn't have a gun out.

[30:53:24] Look.

[30:53:25] Actually, I just hid behind a thing.

[30:53:26] All right.

[30:53:27] This is the crew.

[30:53:29] One jab.

[30:53:31] That's it.

[30:53:31] And then we're done.

[30:53:32] We're out.

[30:53:33] Finally.

[30:53:35] One job.

[30:53:36] And then we're done.

[30:53:37] I'm down to do a job.

[30:53:38] All right.

[30:53:39] Who else is in?

[30:53:43] A Rob job.

[30:53:48] Will Mackey's gonna do a job?

[30:53:50] Absolutely.

[30:53:51] I got this guy as hostage already.

[30:53:53] Don't move.

[30:53:54] I got a gun to your head.

[30:53:57] What do you say?

[30:53:58] Yeah.

[30:53:59] Oh.

[30:54:01] I think Mr. Snowman's in.

[30:54:03] Yeah.

[30:54:04] Snowman?

[30:54:05] Snowman, you got one.

[30:54:06] What about you guys?

[30:54:07] No, I'm not.

[30:54:08] I'm not.

[30:54:09] I'm not.

[30:54:10] I'm not.

[30:54:11] I'm not.

[30:54:12] I'm not.

[30:54:13] I'm not.

[30:54:14] I'm not.

[30:54:15] I'm actually on a lay ground.

[30:54:16] All right.

[30:54:35] All right, Snowman.

[30:54:36] Keep a gun on the chicken.

[30:54:41] Yeah.

[30:54:49] All right, chicken.

[30:54:50] Yeah, go get some more.

[30:54:51] Get to the truck and like, ahhh!

[30:54:52] Take your shit!

[30:54:53] What do you got on your chicken boy?

[30:55:02] Yeah, chicken boy!

[30:55:03] Okay.

[30:55:13] Get in the trunk.

[30:55:14] people for this job. What kind of job do you have in mind? I'm thinking about a store or

[30:55:22] a bank. You gotta need bank stuff. No, I don't. I have store stuff. Hey! Hey! Get in the car.

[30:55:31] I think he's talking to you guys. Get in the, anyone. We're doing a job. What kind of job?

[30:55:40] Robbery!

[30:55:42] Do you want a gun?

[30:55:44] Yes! Do you want a Rob?

[30:55:47] Oh yeah cool, let's go

[30:55:49] Come on!

[30:55:51] We're gonna rob a store

[30:55:53] We're gonna rob a store

[30:55:55] Alright?

[30:55:57] We'll murder an entire police department

[30:55:59] for all of you

[30:56:01] Do you understand?

[30:56:03] Why are we murdering

[30:56:05] an entire police force?

[30:56:07] I will kill

[30:56:09] police officer okay in this department okay because I love you guys I love you

[30:56:18] you all remind me of my dad huh yeah okay back home I had to flee from my

[30:56:28] life of crime okay hello chase Clowder just like Chowder

[30:56:37] how are you huh oh I'm at the 24 7 on Grove Street what the fuck you mean come

[30:56:46] down here come on it's flippy come on floppy we're about to do a jab I'm

[30:56:58] I'm not doing the jab

[30:57:00] I'm coming right now

[30:57:02] I'll be there in like 10 seconds

[30:57:04] Alright!

[30:57:06] Cool, good shit, alright!

[30:57:08] Push your hands up!

[30:57:13] We already got two hostages

[30:57:15] We'll have two hostages!

[30:57:17] We'll leave them in the truck!

[30:57:19] It's a good idea!

[30:57:21] And they won't even know!

[30:57:23] Hey floppy!

[30:57:25] What's going on?

[30:57:27] What, did we not have her either?

[30:57:29] No, come on bro. Don't be a fucking bitch

[30:57:41] Just one all of them. Oh, all right fine. He goes all right

[30:57:50] We got a backup hostage does anyone need guns

[30:57:54] Does anybody need a gun? I have a gun

[30:57:59] Here I have a gun, okay, good shit, okay

[30:58:05] Okay, does anyone have an advanced lock pick I have one I can do that registers does anyone have body armor

[30:58:12] No, sir. Okay. I'm gonna run across the street. Okay. I need it. I'll give you one. Okay. Oh

[30:58:20] Yeah, we'll show you if you move all right listen, I'm gonna do the negotiation

[30:58:29] my voice they're never gonna know it's me okay I'll hit the registers I'm gonna

[30:58:33] get started okay you don't have a gun on you do you know okay okay wow

[30:58:40] vultures okay good shit good shit so yeah lady tell me about yourself oh

[30:59:00] Oh, what do you wanna know?

[30:59:01] Everything.

[30:59:02] That's a pretty wrong question.

[30:59:03] Okay, well, my mom is dead and my pack is scared

[30:59:06] cause I'm too lobby-y here for a while.

[30:59:07] Hold on a second.

[30:59:09] I was like fuck you, I'll look at me now, bitch.

[30:59:13] Where are you at?

[30:59:14] It's a song.

[30:59:15] I don't know, man.

[30:59:16] I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell you.

[30:59:22] All right, I'm gonna handle negotiations.

[30:59:26] I'm very, I have a top of the line voice modifier.

[30:59:31] They're not gonna know it's me

[30:59:35] Okay

[31:00:08] No Spikes

[31:00:17] We don't want any spike strips!

[31:00:24] Okay, um, excuse me, Lord Jewish male, are you the whale?

[31:00:39] Okay, I'm cleaning in, so you need to just sort of bring Flake to play that white buffalo.

[31:00:43] My buffalo's gonna be parked outside, going to look into the southbound winches, just

[31:00:48] No, no spikes and free passage

[31:01:50] Yeah, reverb is kind of weird to me, though.

[31:01:54] Yeah, I'm just letting it be.

[31:02:05] In that place too, it's freezing.

[31:02:06] There's gonna be a white-colored buffalo that'll be here as well.

[31:02:09] They're still holding a man hostage.

[31:02:11] The individual's in the back.

[31:02:12] It's gonna be a snowman.

[31:02:13] For an individual, I do not see holding a weapon.

[31:02:15] Okay.

[31:02:16] It's gonna be the female.

[31:02:17] Are we gonna get him?

[31:02:18] For the individual, it's gonna be holding an ape.

[31:02:21] Are we good to go?

[31:02:23] Oh, fuck it, Harold.

[31:02:25] You're stuck it!

[31:02:25] We're done!

[31:02:26] Fuck it!

[31:02:27] No!

[31:02:28] Am I not gonna get out of here?

[31:02:29] Fuck it!

[31:02:31] Alright!

[31:02:31] Okay!

[31:02:35] Hmm.

[31:02:35] Him both, thank you.

[31:02:36] Not so long.

[31:02:42] Alright, if you would like to win, she is so we can do that.

[31:02:45] Don't do that!

[31:02:47] I'm gonna shoot!

[31:02:48] I'm gonna shoot this guy!

[31:02:51] Why are you gonna shoot the command?

[31:02:52] I need money for medicine!

[31:02:56] Oof.

[31:02:57] Medicine, money!

[31:03:01] Medicine!

[31:03:04] The medicine is free at pole balls.

[31:03:09] No, it's not. I have to pay for my Xanax all the time.

[31:03:13] All right, medicine money!

[31:03:18] Look, I need you to tell, I'm gonna take you right now. I need you to aim the gun at the hostage and not at me.

[31:03:24] So if you aim me at gun at me, one more gun, I'm gonna light you up.

[31:03:27] You want me to shoot the hostage?

[31:03:29] I'm just gonna tell you if you...

[31:03:31] Oh, boy.

[31:03:32] There! What's happening?

[31:03:34] Oh, damn it, no.

[31:03:36] What are you doing now?

[31:03:38] Do not aim your gun at me, sir.

[31:03:41] Okay, man. Do you want me to shoot him again?

[31:03:44] Negative. I do not want you to shoot him again.

[31:03:47] We're giving you everything that you want, sir.

[31:03:49] Okay. I'll be looking back there.

[31:03:52] So, again, just do not shoot at me or do not aim at me.

[31:03:55] Don't shoot at him.

[31:03:58] Do not aim at officers or you will be fired upon.

[31:04:02] Alright. I'm sorry.

[31:04:05] Back in my old town of...

[31:04:07] I can't get the taste of what's saying about...

[31:04:09] Vice City!

[31:04:12] We just think a little different!

[31:04:15] I'm not careful.

[31:04:16] Oh boy.

[31:04:17] Alright!

[31:04:18] Are you okay, man?

[31:04:20] Okay, we're good to go.

[31:04:21] Oh, it hurts.

[31:04:22] Alright!

[31:04:23] We're ready to go!

[31:04:25] You did.

[31:04:26] It's the best I can do.

[31:04:28] We're ready to go!

[31:04:29] Ready to go, okay?

[31:04:30] We're ready to go, I'm ready!

[31:04:31] Yeah, you're gonna bring the horse to Jeff till you laugh!

[31:04:33] Come on, I'm just...

[31:04:34] You know, I am your gun to death, so we will...

[31:04:36] I think it's my right.

[31:04:37] ...be on your same.

[31:04:38] Yeah!

[31:04:39] And we're aiming our guns to the hostage.

[31:04:42] Do you need me to help you?

[31:04:44] All right, come on, hostage!

[31:04:46] Come on.

[31:04:47] Let's go!

[31:04:48] I'm not able to walk or anything.

[31:04:49] Come on!

[31:04:50] I'll...

[31:04:51] You can't walk!

[31:04:52] Something happened!

[31:04:53] I may be my gun to the hostage!

[31:04:55] You got me in the foot!

[31:04:57] I may be my gun to the hostage!

[31:04:59] Come on, get in the car!

[31:05:01] Get in the car, lady.

[31:05:03] Yeah, I'm in the car!

[31:05:05] Alright, we did it!

[31:05:06] Good shit!

[31:05:06] One final job!

[31:05:09] We hardly got any money from that shit.

[31:05:15] What did we get out of that?

[31:05:16] I literally only got $2,000.

[31:05:19] That's enough money to start a new life, free of crime!

[31:05:24] Alright, do you guys know how to swim?

[31:05:26] Yeah!

[31:05:27] Alright, we're gonna go for the water!

[31:05:31] Yeah, I can't agree with that, but it's a great idea!

[31:05:33] Okay!

[31:05:33] All right, are you ready?

[31:05:36] Yeah, yeah.

[31:05:37] Okay.

[31:05:38] Look, back in my hometown of Vice City, where I was a pristine criminal, we used water in

[31:05:51] canals to get away from the police all the time.

[31:05:55] Yeah.

[31:05:56] Okay?

[31:05:57] Okay.

[31:05:58] Constantly.

[31:05:59] It's so easy.

[31:06:01] You just swim away.

[31:06:03] okay all right yeah you ready here we go okay all right here we go okay here we

[31:06:15] go swim swim swim swim god damn it swim swim yo it's good bitch yo it's good

[31:06:52] bitch thank those people that we just did a job with by the way anyway the

[31:08:52] God take them at all. Go under. No, I'm not gonna go under. It's broken. Like it's actually

[31:09:01] you can infinitely hold your breath. I'm not gonna go under. One last job. And then now

[31:09:06] we're done. That's it. The perfect getaway by the perfect criminal. Me. Chase Clowder.

[31:09:32] Oh no. Hold on. Get on this maybe. Yeah, that's what it was. That was the Vice

[31:10:09] city special lure them foolishly up a ladder shoot them when they're going up

[31:10:18] the ladder the vice city special combat pistol so they think it's just a class

[31:10:33] one and then pull out the class two and you really kill them with that such a

[31:10:59] shit Lord I don't know it looked like a pretty clean robbery to me

[31:11:07] Holy big swimmer versus park ranger.

[31:11:14] That's a good title.

[31:11:26] Now we swim off into the sunset where we will rest for another five minutes before committing

[31:11:36] our next robbery.

[31:11:48] One more job and then we're done.

[31:11:56] That's it.

[31:12:06] I'm gonna be honest, the voice changer bit is...

[31:12:14] I like the voice changer.

[31:12:16] I like the voice changer a bit a lot.

[31:12:21] After retired the voice changer a bit?

[31:12:23] I think it's funny.

[31:12:30] Seems like cops didn't like it.

[31:12:34] Yeah, they probably don't realize it's a bit.

[31:12:36] It's a bit.

[31:12:54] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[31:13:00] Pond's definitely got it when you search into your number in two seconds.

[31:13:04] Ha ha ha.

[31:13:09] Now we swim.

[31:13:14] There once was a man named Shazam

[31:13:16] who's voice could not have been louder.

[31:13:18] He jumped in the water,

[31:13:20] I miss my daughter more than I miss my other daughter. That's right two daughters

[31:13:38] to

[31:13:40] daughters

[31:13:47] Now time for my ultimate move confuse Clarkson so much when you use the pistol first

[31:14:19] Right oh look a car. Why is the car parked in here?

[31:14:30] Chat on a scale from weird champ to Pog. How was that? Was that Pog?

[31:14:49] Chat I when as soon as the robbery starts I want to see the chat

[31:14:55] Filled with Pogs. I don't want to see anything else

[31:14:58] Then fucking Pogs

[31:15:01] Okay

[31:15:03] Can you guys do that? I must have been planning that for hours. I

[31:15:29] Literally saw a ladder and I was like oh, yeah, this will probably work

[31:15:32] I'm surprised they didn't breach when I shot him.

[31:15:42] I fairly thought they were going to.

[31:16:03] A helicopter near an airport.

[31:16:06] That must be the police.

[31:16:07] I'm gonna get us out of here.

[31:16:38] I'm gonna take the fastest car I see.

[31:16:50] Slide!

[31:16:51] No!

[31:16:52] No!

[31:16:53] No!

[31:16:54] No!

[31:17:00] No!

[31:17:01] No!

[31:17:05] My Regina!

[31:17:06] Alright.

[31:17:07] Alright

[31:17:11] Put your hands up

[31:17:16] Yes, you're the perfect job the perfect man

[31:18:03] Sets forward to find the perfect crew in medical attention. You should store our guns

[31:19:10] I sold a weapon place. It's on this character

[31:19:32] This is the character actually has a clean record and where's that clip of uh, what's already the thought that the AI was

[31:20:00] was chase that clip is so fucking funny dude that's one of my favorite fucking

[31:20:08] clips just got a blended as going do you guys want to do a jab a job yeah what

[31:21:16] kind of job I got a plan Rob Rob job right what's so what's a rap job look

[31:21:28] I'm willing to murder an entire police force for $400 from a gas station.

[31:21:38] Oh.

[31:21:39] I'm live.

[31:21:40] Sir, have you ever been on TV?

[31:21:42] What?

[31:21:43] Have you ever been on TV?

[31:21:44] No.

[31:21:45] Do you want to be on TV?

[31:21:46] Just pornography.

[31:21:48] Gay.

[31:21:52] We take full time.

[31:21:53] Pornography.

[31:21:54] Though you haven't been on TV.

[31:21:56] Right.

[31:21:57] Oh, fabulous.

[31:21:58] In the 80s.

[31:22:00] Well listen to me right now. Look I have the body of an Olympic gold medal

[31:22:12] winner and I will show that on camera. I don't want to hear anything about hold

[31:22:26] on a second wait right here I gotta get I gotta get rid of something I shot

[31:22:33] A police officer with a gun and now I'm putting it in my hotel room

[31:22:56] All right now time for my ultimate disguise

[31:23:15] Look I know that you probably don't recognize me hold on a second

[31:23:19] Taking auditions down at Maze Bank arena if you'd like to meet just say about a half

[31:23:22] It's me! Don't tell anyone!

[31:23:25] I-

[31:23:25] Yes, they think arena.

[31:23:28] Alright, look.

[31:23:30] Listen, where are these auditions?

[31:23:33] We're doing them down at the-

[31:23:34] I don't know, there's a tax and tax company.

[31:23:35] You can arena it down there.

[31:23:37] Call and get a ride.

[31:23:40] What is this for?

[31:23:43] We're doing it for, uh, like a bachelorette-

[31:23:45] WHAT?!

[31:23:45] ... for a style show.

[31:23:46] WHAT?!

[31:23:47] We want to see you there.

[31:23:48] A bachelorette- or bachelorette-style show.

[31:23:50] Alright.

[31:23:51] Here in Los Angeles.

[31:23:52] I need money for my medicine!

[31:23:58] Um, well, we're not really paying for our pills.

[31:24:04] Yeah, we're not really paying, so to say.

[31:24:06] You can probably get through to the Instagram ador-

[31:24:08] Yeah, you could build your Instagram cred, uh, you know, and start monetizing.

[31:24:14] Look!

[31:24:15] You can do fabulous forward.

[31:24:16] I have lots of listening.

[31:24:21] You guys listening to me?

[31:24:25] We're listening.

[31:24:26] We're out and clear.

[31:24:27] clear how much money right now yes when I did gay pornography they called me

[31:24:40] spider-man because I would shoot web that's so guys faces hi we're not

[31:24:49] really excited with you like a PG-13 my lead so yeah right it might be a

[31:24:58] a little bit too much for what we're looking for I was best friends with

[31:25:03] John Holmes I'll come down there and I'll start slinging around some meat so you

[31:25:21] know what I'm packing I'll come down there with some meat hey you get in the

[31:25:29] Come on

[31:25:31] Come on, bro. Let's get

[31:25:41] Hey, hey, what are you guys doing? What are you doing?

[31:25:50] Okay, hold on

[31:25:59] Oh god

[31:26:01] All right, look I need you to run at the police officer

[31:26:07] Look we got a ditch this car right here, they know that we're in a car come on

[31:26:12] If we're on feet, they can't say that it was us. I'm gonna sit here for five minutes

[31:26:51] I'm gonna sit here long enough to lose the heat

[31:26:57] But not so long that my views take a hit

[31:27:00] Dude, I don't have a gun on me.

[31:27:32] How did I shoot a man without a gun?

[31:27:36] It just doesn't add up.

[31:27:55] Two raids one stream.

[31:27:57] Can you imagine?

[31:27:59] Just raid anybody any time.

[31:28:01] Fuck it.

[31:28:03] That'd be dope actually.

[31:28:05] I'd fuck with that.

[31:28:18] It's the same apartment.

[31:28:20] Okay.

[31:28:25] Is anybody bored?

[31:28:27] Does anyone feel like leaving the stream? Where are we at?

[31:28:31] Is anyone getting bored? He's subbed to me

[31:28:52] very serious

[31:28:58] Trouble with the IRS. I

[31:29:00] Started streaming when I was 18 years old and didn't know that I had to pay taxes

[31:29:08] No one told me

[31:29:10] Nobody tells you

[31:29:13] There's no way to know

[31:29:15] Okay

[31:29:16] Please it's not my fault

[31:29:26] Thank you, I will read subscribers

[31:29:32] When I am in a holding cell or a hospital that's it

[31:29:46] Wrangler the deputy feeds off fucking reaction

[31:29:50] When he sees that you're pissed he's gonna fuck. He's that's his that's his boner, bro

[31:29:57] What's good real how far are we through this playlist answer me

[31:30:23] This is only the third video

[31:30:25] How oh my god the one to have shot

[31:30:32] If I do not have a gun it doesn't make any sense

[31:30:36] Just not adding up. That's a good point chase smart

[31:30:43] It just doesn't add up your honor

[31:30:46] They're our character. I got this cork face

[31:30:56] No, probably do Jimmy after that believe I'd DMCA

[31:31:10] Fuck it bring back the long hair. Oh

[31:31:23] Okay, I'll get after that. Thank you

[31:31:36] Maybe it's got hoppers two years late good see the trick is they're looking for a man

[31:31:45] That's running a

[31:31:49] A guilty man would be running

[31:32:04] With glasses on that's not what I'm doing tasing through glass really do oh my god, I'm getting

[31:32:29] I can't believe you did that.

[31:32:36] I can't believe you did that.

[31:32:46] I missed the old Chase Clouder, by the way, the one that used to interact with me and

[31:32:53] was a gay Olympic swimmer, okay?

[31:32:56] That's the Chase Clouder I loved.

[31:32:58] That Chase Clouder didn't change.

[31:33:00] If it was

[31:33:03] If he stuck to where he was

[31:33:06] If he stuck to where he was then we would still have chase Clowder. Oh, I don't think that's true

[31:33:15] What is guilty and glasses?

[31:33:25] It both starts with a G

[31:33:32] No glasses

[31:33:34] No guilt

[31:33:41] true

[31:33:42] That looks guilty

[31:33:45] That's true running straight guilty walking at a reason quick pace Wow

[31:33:54] Looking

[31:33:56] Behind you worry. We're in a worrying like manner

[31:34:01] With no glasses

[31:34:05] Innocent

[31:34:08] Okay

[31:34:12] look

[31:34:13] We need to get my ultimate disguise

[31:34:16] Oh

[31:34:32] All right, and now we don't come back

[31:34:55] Oh my god, that's so good

[31:34:57] Oh, you call this a sub-a-thon? The timer is only two hours, bro. Come back a 12-hour sub-a-thon. Wow

[31:35:07] I'm about a fucking FA quit out of this shit. That is such a fail fucking party dude. What the fuck is that? How's it at 12 hours?

[31:35:14] What happened? How will you pump when dark inevitably suspends you regardless of tonight's verdict?

[31:35:25] Does this look like a man that just shot a police officer?

[31:35:31] That's true. That's a good boy.

[31:35:34] I'm believable.

[31:35:36] 100 subs that you went away.

[31:35:42] Fuck it, shit! See?

[31:35:45] Innocent.

[31:35:52] Clear your content is better when you leave.

[31:36:03] The old chase mods are funny. They're good.

[31:36:12] They're fucking good, man.

[31:36:19] When I got in trouble last time you talked to James,

[31:36:22] Change it to 35 per the guy put my voice as an alert on his tree. I think it is is that a hype train

[31:36:32] Sorry, I can't read subs

[31:36:35] I'm not

[31:36:36] There's no

[31:36:38] Emergency service personnel attempting to role play with me on the role-playing server. I I'm sorry I

[31:36:47] Can't that was a good bit

[31:36:58] reading subs and holding cell hospital down I would love to read the subs there

[31:37:07] is no possible event that could happen event doesn't matter the amount of money

[31:37:15] or subs I refuse

[31:37:19] Can I please have my ID back?

[31:37:27] Drive to the clothing store.

[31:37:29] No, Cronus!

[31:37:31] I'm happy to have you!

[31:37:33] I wish I could be in power.

[31:37:35] Nothing to drive you.

[31:37:37] We're here.

[31:37:44] Gotta mispline this character.

[31:37:46] Nope! There's nothing that could happen!

[31:37:48] Look!

[31:37:51] Listen to me.

[31:37:53] Look at this!

[31:37:55] Okay?

[31:37:57] I need everyone to look!

[31:37:59] I

[31:38:32] Was more comfortable

[31:38:42] You fell asleep for four hours

[31:38:46] Wearing it's kind of gross now are you?

[31:38:57] How often are you guys changing shirts really you don't wake up and wear an old shirt and

[31:39:11] Then go to your home gym and then shower after that and then change your clothes

[31:39:16] No, oh

[31:39:18] Hello

[31:39:22] Hey, I'm tell you shower until you shower. Hey, can I help you look? I need you to listen to me right now

[31:39:28] I need you to listen to me talk

[31:39:30] My daughter is missing. I

[31:39:33] Don't know what I'm gonna do

[31:39:35] Well it seems like you're gonna steal my truck.

[31:39:38] No, no, no, no, no.

[31:39:40] I hate this. I hate this.

[31:39:42] Man, best trial.

[31:39:44] Oh, burn that trial.

[31:39:53] Recruit him?

[31:40:00] We'll see if he called the cops.

[31:40:06] Oh, it's a phone case with some of it.

[31:40:11] This was 2020?

[31:40:19] Are you getting it?

[31:40:21] to get another one. Lord. Is that right? Where are you at?

[31:40:28] I'm sure this is a blank ring. Will I be awake? I'm wide awake. I'm good.

[31:40:35] That is shit. That is such a pale fucking heart.

[31:40:42] Inside the store? If I get he's gone. I'm good.

[31:40:49] I'm awake. I'm locked in. I'm awake.

[31:40:53] The beef though? It's on squash? That's true. Hey!

[31:41:02] What's up hop in a truck back? All right. This was all a test get in the truck, but in the back

[31:41:11] Why don't you get in the back it's listen I need to do a job, but I need to know that you're

[31:41:24] Yeah, I've never been the cool type though. All right, just get in the come on

[31:41:32] just be cool about this bro see you want me to right get in the back of right

[31:41:40] right okay come on just be cool all right oh no are you okay all right there's a

[31:42:05] lot more people back then said fuck it sorry yeah there are a lot more bored

[31:42:12] people on the server and I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing

[31:42:16] I need to do a job real quick it won't take long all right okay we're good

[31:42:27] about some of the dude I thought for sure I was gonna wake up and there'd only

[31:42:31] be like an hour left all these shit doing boys you guys would do a jab

[31:42:37] RANDY!

[31:42:39] Hey, my man!

[31:42:40] Oh, wait!

[31:42:41] Cloud!

[31:42:43] Cloud!

[31:42:44] My chowder!

[31:42:46] Here!

[31:42:47] Hop out of the...

[31:42:48] RANDY, BABY!

[31:42:49] My new bud!

[31:42:52] Get out!

[31:42:54] You can say please to me, okay?

[31:42:56] No!

[31:42:57] We're doing a jab!

[31:42:58] Look!

[31:42:59] Hey, how are you?

[31:43:00] I'm doing a jab.

[31:43:01] Look, alright.

[31:43:02] I'm gonna be honest with you.

[31:43:03] I just murdered a park ranger.

[31:43:05] oh hell yeah my fucking boy good I gave him the vice city special oh my god was

[31:43:12] the vice city special this you would see the water and climb up a ladder and then

[31:43:18] when they chase you up the ladder you shoot them and then you roll back is

[31:43:22] this where the vice city special is born

[31:43:26] oh my god swim so good the voice changer too it sounded so bad swim real

[31:43:38] or shirt changes a day is normal for computer nerd slouched over a computer

[31:43:42] eating junk oh my god thank you all right I give up surrender it bitch I

[31:43:50] surrender so you pull you pulled a class one can't climb ladders so they think

[31:44:02] that you just have a class one he puts away his class he puts away his class

[31:44:12] two pulls out a class one and then you pull out your class two and that's the

[31:44:24] my city special okay don't come up here wait a minute that's just the clock

[31:44:46] 18c but the API of the car was god it was bad

[31:44:59] My god, it was so bad feminist

[31:45:10] What a purple cat a purple cat a purple cat I will give you a purple cat for free for

[31:45:20] Payments, I'm willing to pay you back. It's like male reparations. I

[31:45:25] It is a gift

[31:45:27] Because I was born with a penis. I'm sorry that I have a penis

[31:45:32] When he was getting changed!

[31:45:43] Oh, so you're just drinking.

[31:45:45] Right!

[31:45:47] Were you talking about on you right now?

[31:45:49] No, I will find one.

[31:45:51] Go find a purple card, alright?

[31:45:53] Looking for purple card!

[31:45:55] We'll not drop!

[31:45:57] Oh yeah, there you go.

[31:45:59] Alright, that's a short start.

[31:46:01] Good luck with your adventures, my son.

[31:46:03] Alright?

[31:46:59] Reminder, the earlier portion of the stream featured Chang Gang chase beating police

[31:47:03] Police Officer Francis J. Frantz are with an axe for money different times

[31:47:26] Let's go

[31:47:46] 12 hours, how am I feeling I feel good

[31:47:49] Hey

[31:47:51] Taxi I feel really good

[31:47:54] Where do you go pump where you go lift and then come back? I'm dying light

[31:48:03] Come on. No that game looks cringe

[31:48:06] follow my lead come on the game looks cringe and fake black roof you know

[31:48:18] thanks for the 10 gifted no no just follow me what you like to make people

[31:48:22] angry yeah yeah what chases alive through the power of money clack is more

[31:48:29] like ass kiss cuz I want you to do that to me how much are you paying oh

[31:48:37] chief this job real quick and you got look you got to sleep with with chase

[31:48:42] all night just chill okay it's not that chase is dead he's bitch he's still

[31:48:59] alive in our memories chill come on he lives on okay we need to go down to the

[31:49:20] hotel room I can get a good rinse it's why thanks for the 10 right this is

[31:49:30] kind of nice there's a lot of people that weren't around come on thanks for

[31:49:35] 10 appreciate you in the aliens keeping that time are going your fault there's a

[31:49:40] lot of people that weren't around during this time yeah I'm believe he's

[31:49:53] in with 25 gifted okay wow appreciate you I do look we're gonna stop those

[31:50:03] Aliens we just need some more money

[31:50:08] Right stop the aliens. I don't think you can take the ambulance

[31:50:14] Okay, why?

[31:50:16] Why do you think that you can't do that?

[31:50:19] Vaccine from 2020

[31:50:22] Toby cheap with 25 gifted. Oh my god

[31:50:25] You should drink some of that.

[31:50:29] Classic chat.

[31:50:31] I would love to fuck you.

[31:50:33] Yep.

[31:50:34] Earth with 10, thank you guys so much.

[31:50:36] Good morning.

[31:50:38] But ambulances...

[31:50:40] I don't drink.

[31:50:42] There's only one thing I do and that's have sex.

[31:50:44] Good morning.

[31:50:46] With men.

[31:50:48] With men.

[31:50:50] I'm not helping my man.

[31:50:52] Hold on a second.

[31:50:54] We gotta find some boys he remembers I just assume I didn't remember I just assumed for a job we need to

[31:51:10] Rob we need to do a Rob job right yeah safe assumption right okay look listen

[31:51:22] listen to me right now and Tim I love you bro do you love me

[31:51:30] yeah we're gonna sing together Tim one by one brick by brick we're gonna get

[31:51:37] done with crime we're getting out of this lifestyle I promise you yeah I don't

[31:51:42] want to be doing crime anymore okay yeah all right we're out of it

[31:51:49] oh we go lift and then I'll be back and then we'll uh that's it and then I'll

[31:51:54] turn this shit off and we'll get to the real role play the gill in there

[31:51:59] Hey, it's a mother look I need you for muscle

[31:52:09] We're gonna rob a store

[31:52:12] We should do we we should do are you when I wonder if there's a playlist for like

[31:52:21] Can you go to integrity

[31:52:25] Like wake up Tim is there

[31:52:30] I'll be there soon. I'm in an ambulance

[31:52:34] Okay, almost three hours. I don't know man. I went pretty late

[31:52:46] I went pretty late man

[31:52:50] Yeah, I was on really late

[31:52:58] JBL thanks for the 25 gift appreciate that day three incoming

[31:53:05] You're right

[31:53:07] We might make it to oh, we might make it to three days. Oh, well, I'll be back JBL. Thank you for the 25 gifted. I'll be back

[31:53:22] He's not with the aliens. Hey hop in pardon me

[31:53:26] Excuse me. Yeah, forget about it. Look how you guys ever robbed the gas station before

[31:53:35] What about you in the back

[31:53:43] We're about to do another one, alright?

[31:53:46] Where's everyone down? Does everyone have guns?

[31:53:50] I'll get us guns. I got guns.

[31:53:55] Alright, relax.

[31:54:02] Alright.

[31:54:04] Table be on the safe.

[31:54:09] Last job!

[31:54:11] This is it, chat.

[31:54:18] No more jobs.

[31:54:35] Come on!

[31:54:36] Got one in the globe box for the guy in the back.

[31:54:45] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in the back.

[31:54:47] Alright, Tim, you're gonna hit the registers so bad.

[31:54:50] Okay, Jordan is in the way.

[31:54:52] All of his characters are super good.

[31:54:54] Um, registers.

[31:54:55] Yeah, it's easy. You can do it.

[31:54:58] It's real easy.

[31:54:59] And you have, uh, a lockpick?

[31:55:02] Yeah.

[31:55:03] We'll go by one right now.

[31:55:05] I need one.

[31:55:06] Ahem.

[31:55:08] We're gonna get a lockpick right now.

[31:55:10] Hit him good.

[31:55:11] The aliens they told me

[31:55:18] How to lock pick good the aliens thought you well

[31:55:22] Hey, hey, I got a gun to your head right now

[31:55:30] Get in the back of the ambulance

[31:55:33] You're a hostage keep a gun on that guy

[31:55:37] Yeah

[31:55:38] Hold on. We're just thinking. Let me I'll do the talking. I have a voice

[31:55:44] very special voice modifier built into my throat I can turn it on here out of the

[31:56:01] sound oh god the alien yeah

[31:56:10] chat how do we sound look it's fine you're not you're you're not

[31:56:24] it's just for a robbery too much here is that a can you not buy these here anymore

[31:56:48] oh you can't you can't you can't you can't buy this year anymore

[31:56:57] get out no my mistake my mistake don't eat you point that drink the beer get the

[31:57:11] Oh, look at the aliens.

[31:57:13] It's Arminine.

[31:57:14] We'll call Flippie.

[31:57:17] There we go.

[31:57:18] OK.

[31:57:20] I'm tired of Penta's bullshit.

[31:57:22] His IP is stupid.

[31:57:23] Come on.

[31:57:24] It's to harass people.

[31:57:26] That's all he does.

[31:57:27] Hey!

[31:57:29] Hey!

[31:57:32] Yo, what's up?

[31:57:33] Will you sell us an advanced lockpick?

[31:57:37] We don't have one either, sorry.

[31:57:39] Damn.

[31:57:46] We're going to find one, boys.

[31:57:47] Don't worry.

[31:57:47] Sausage

[31:57:54] Aliens

[31:57:58] Look their fault their fault likes to make I got a really good plan

[31:58:05] Right

[31:58:12] What's the plan look really it's really good? Let me get a hold of my best friend in the world

[31:58:19] Randy

[31:58:27] your name hostage

[31:58:29] my name

[31:58:31] yeah

[31:58:33] yeah

[31:58:35] i suppose you don't name me

[31:58:37] for it no worries

[31:58:39] are you an alien

[31:58:41] no i'm not a fucking alien

[31:58:43] i'm a fucking boxer man

[31:58:45] okay

[31:58:47] they're coming for me i'm telling you

[31:58:49] they're coming for me

[31:58:51] they're not coming

[31:58:53] they're coming for me

[31:58:56] They will they're gonna stop coming

[31:58:59] Listen, they're gonna stop coming

[31:59:02] You just have

[31:59:05] You know

[31:59:06] You just have to do this job, and then the aliens will probably be pleased

[31:59:19] You're okay

[31:59:27] We're the police hold on

[31:59:53] Hello, I need an advanced lockpick

[31:59:57] Okay, I'm gonna rob a store with it

[32:00:01] Okay

[32:00:03] All right

[32:00:04] Right, how much you come to the quick fix a lot and it's how much thousand dollars

[32:00:11] What about right deal? What about seven hundred dollars?

[32:00:17] No

[32:00:19] What about 500 and I'll give you half the take deal, but I also risky chill

[32:00:28] No, I'm a master criminal. Have you heard of the vice-city special?

[32:00:33] No, I'm not all right fine thousand dollars. You drive hard by a kid. All righty. Yep. All right

[32:00:44] Good news I have a thousand dollars

[32:00:49] Yeah, it was my booze money, but uh, they had it in me.

[32:00:54] You'll get all the booze!

[32:00:55] The alien will go away.

[32:00:57] How's that hostage doing?

[32:00:59] He's killing us.

[32:01:00] Look hostage, nothing personal, my next job, you can be the, next job, I'll have you

[32:01:11] and my crew, all right?

[32:01:15] I'm sorry for kidnapping you.

[32:01:18] I'm sorry, I have to do it.

[32:01:20] I won't kill you! There is literally no threat right now! You will not die!

[32:01:25] Unless you become a cop, then I will make it my life's goal to murder you and your family, but mostly you!

[32:01:36] Right?

[32:01:36] Yeah, no problem. My family's not here, but it's alright. Oh, fuck.

[32:01:40] Can I swap them in? Can I drive? So...

[32:01:43] No, I'm the driver and the negotiator and the swimmer.

[32:01:48] Yep.

[32:01:48] Fuck your screw, man. That cop's gonna kill me, man.

[32:01:51] look you're fine

[32:01:53] you're fine

[32:01:55] just wear it dad

[32:01:57] huh

[32:02:00] bring the out

[32:02:00] right

[32:02:02] right

[32:02:03] forget about the aliens

[32:03:21] go

[32:03:22] go

[32:03:23] go

[32:03:24] shit

[32:03:27] you can drop away

[32:03:28] what is he doing

[32:03:30] i don't know, i don't know, it's fine

[32:03:35] where is that son of a

[32:03:36] dance lock thing

[32:03:38] that's okay there's other

[32:03:40] repair shops probably

[32:03:46] it's fine

[32:03:49] it's fine

[32:03:50] i'll look and see

[32:03:56] here right here

[32:03:58] harmony repair

[32:04:00] i'm gonna call

[32:04:03] i'm already calling, i got it

[32:04:05] i'm sorry i called you to ask something but why did you show up?

[32:04:10] hello

[32:04:11] i need an advanced lockpick

[32:04:13] for

[32:04:15] Bologna's

[32:04:17] Yeah, I don't care what you need it for, uh, they're a thousand dollars.

[32:04:20] Oh, in that case, I am going to commit felonies with it.

[32:04:27] Just kidding!

[32:04:30] It's a joke!

[32:04:32] Forget the aliens, what the...

[32:04:34] Look, I'm headed to your place.

[32:04:36] I'll see you soon.

[32:04:46] Why did you shot that guy?

[32:04:48] Alright, some men have to get shot.

[32:04:53] Alright.

[32:04:54] That guy was pretty much a police officer. He was policing our ability to get an advanced lockpick.

[32:05:03] Fucking the police in San Francisco, they kicked me out of the benches.

[32:05:11] You hear that? The benches! There's nothing sacred anymore!

[32:05:15] They wake me up and they tell me, can't fucking sleep here.

[32:05:20] right and then they come up behind me and they tell me i can't fucking piss there either

[32:05:37] i know no one said anything about the ambulance yet

[32:05:58] how's our hostage doing do you need any food or water or a dick suck

[32:06:04] do you need a dick suck here

[32:06:06] I

[32:06:10] Right

[32:06:13] Hey

[32:06:15] Hey

[32:06:16] So I got a thousand dollars

[32:06:20] Okay, all right. That's where great this beer isn't real

[32:06:40] I murdered a police officer a park ranger. I killed him on the docks with an AP pistol

[32:06:46] There's no way a police park ranger could

[32:06:50] I don't believe you I murdered well this I didn't take it from this is fake. I got from the store. Oh, okay

[32:06:55] Anyways, here's a thousand dollars

[32:06:57] So I murdered this cop then stored the gun

[32:07:06] In my hotel room and then I stole this ambulance

[32:07:11] Why'd you steal the ambulance for cuz we need it?

[32:07:14] All right, Tim. Here's the lock. Thank you. You know what?

[32:07:19] No, we just killed one

[32:07:22] All right, come on

[32:07:24] You guys ready this one last yeah, yeah, listen to me

[32:07:30] I want everyone to listen to me right now you two hostage one last job, and then we're done. This is it

[32:07:40] We're done after this one job. We're off to Barbados

[32:07:46] This is the big one

[32:07:51] We're hitting the city vaults of liquor stores

[32:07:54] Oh, shit, man, man.

[32:07:57] I'm gonna forget the aliens.

[32:08:02] Get some mushrooms.

[32:08:05] Do it all.

[32:08:08] You're looking for a harmony garage?

[32:08:10] Yeah, I want to go in town though, so they actually respond.

[32:08:14] It's all like I said, the bomb is no.

[32:08:24] No, no.

[32:08:25] And so the crew carried forward with nothing short of dreams, but very short

[32:08:40] of money. Also a hostage. Will this affect his life? Oh, fuck, am I talking out loud

[32:08:47] again? It's so the crew pushed forward towards the liquor store. All of their lives leading

[32:09:03] them to be one in an ambulance with me, Chase Clowder, gay, Jewish, Olympic swimmer, gold

[32:09:12] medalist 1985 the white Brazil boxing Brazilian boxing what is that

[32:09:38] Tim, he's an alien!

[32:09:41] No, Tim!

[32:09:43] Tim!

[32:09:44] Tim, relax, we're brothers!

[32:09:46] And I will murder!

[32:09:47] I will murder!

[32:09:50] I will commit premeditated murder

[32:09:53] against the law enforcement officer!

[32:09:56] If any of you guys are risking a misdemeanor charge!

[32:10:02] I will do that shit!

[32:10:05] It's not my fault.

[32:10:06] I follow well that's right nothing matters to me more than you boys Tim and

[32:10:55] Do the do do hands up to you know put your hands up to

[32:11:02] Pintas a piece of shit

[32:11:03] Pintas a cunt

[32:11:03] I wanna fuck with you

[32:11:04] I'm trying

[32:11:04] Let's take a second

[32:11:06] Please

[32:11:06] You're okay

[32:11:07] Cunt lock

[32:11:09] Damn you guys

[32:11:09] Oh fuck

[32:11:12] I can't do it

[32:11:13] The hands up man

[32:11:14] No fuck

[32:11:15] The lock has stopped

[32:11:16] No sorry

[32:11:18] No sorry

[32:11:19] No sorry

[32:11:20] No sorry

[32:11:20] The aliens

[32:11:21] No sorry

[32:11:22] No sorry

[32:11:22] I'm gonna fight that

[32:11:23] Come on

[32:11:24] Get back in the car

[32:11:25] Get back in

[32:11:25] I gotta go be your head

[32:11:27] Alright no worries man

[32:11:29] I gotta go be your head

[32:11:31] Oh my god

[32:11:33] I don't know what's going on

[32:11:44] Fucking aliens got here before us

[32:11:46] Give me the V8, that's my friend

[32:11:48] So you

[32:11:54] Alright

[32:11:59] Aliens

[32:12:01] They hit it

[32:12:03] They stole it

[32:12:05] They just walked into this

[32:12:07] What's that love

[32:12:16] Let's try this again

[32:12:18] No worries, I'm not gonna do anything else

[32:12:20] I'm just a fucking boxer

[32:12:22] I did this one already come on back to the car hold up three

[32:12:49] Aliens and it I killed the alien by the end of this world to your best friend

[32:12:53] We already have our friends. I love all you boys.

[32:12:57] Mother's love. Mother.

[32:13:03] And daddy issues.

[32:13:05] I'd never be expected to be kidnapped for a Jewish girl.

[32:13:10] Uh, drink the...

[32:13:12] I just forget the aliens.

[32:13:14] She was?

[32:13:15] Yeah, I'd never be expected to be loved.

[32:13:18] That's all right.

[32:13:20] You guys like the system.

[32:13:22] Then you forget the daddy issues.

[32:13:24] And then the mom and drink to forget.

[32:13:31] Drink to forget.

[32:13:33] Drink to remember.

[32:13:34] Forget to remember.

[32:13:36] Two tears a bit.

[32:13:37] Two seconds.

[32:13:38] Perfect.

[32:13:39] We just did more of this in the background.

[32:13:50] Yeah, drink to forget.

[32:13:54] Don't we all, brother?

[32:13:56] Yeah.

[32:13:58] One more job.

[32:14:00] Well, one more job.

[32:14:02] This is our store.

[32:14:05] Get in the store!

[32:14:07] Get in the store!

[32:14:09] Get in the store!

[32:14:16] Come on!

[32:14:18] Come on!

[32:14:20] Get these guys, get them in the store!

[32:14:22] Hey, come on man, we were friends!

[32:14:24] Get in the store!

[32:14:26] Get in the locked up store!

[32:14:28] Get in the store!

[32:14:30] Get in the store!

[32:14:32] Yes sir, yes sir, right away.

[32:14:34] Oh my god!

[32:14:42] Start anywhere!

[32:14:44] What the hell is going on?

[32:14:46] Oh my God!

[32:14:47] What do you want to hear?

[32:14:49] Listen, listen, one of you call and take a journalistic situation.

[32:14:53] Okay, I'll call, I'll call.

[32:14:55] Oh my God!

[32:14:57] I don't know how to call.

[32:14:59] I can't hear the number.

[32:15:01] Can I say one thing?

[32:15:04] Can I say one thing?

[32:15:06] No, no, before you call, you have like four horses.

[32:15:09] Are you an alien?

[32:15:11] Pretty messed up, alien.

[32:15:12] Poor horses.

[32:15:13] You need to be like three feet away from the rest of the world.

[32:15:16] I'm not being anything, dog.

[32:15:18] Don't bring that, don't bring that.

[32:15:19] Rusty, I was fucking knifed on me.

[32:15:21] Come on, alien.

[32:15:22] What have you called 911?

[32:15:28] Somebody call 911.

[32:15:29] Okay, alien.

[32:15:30] I'll call 911.

[32:15:31] I'm fucking by the names, man.

[32:15:33] I'm procedure.

[32:15:34] I don't know how to speak names, man.

[32:15:35] Call 911.

[32:15:41] What have you thought gonna be?

[32:15:43] Next time, do it.

[32:15:44] I

[32:15:48] Drink to forget

[32:15:51] Forget the aliens

[32:16:00] For sure gonna be arrested for sure

[32:16:05] Now I drink to forget

[32:16:14] Hands up now! Put those fuckin' hands up! Get in the store!

[32:16:20] The hands are up, the hands are up, the hands are up!

[32:16:24] Store, get with the others!

[32:16:26] Yep.

[32:16:28] They're gonna be here forever.

[32:16:30] One more!

[32:16:32] Get in the store!

[32:16:34] Get in the store!

[32:16:36] Get in the store!

[32:16:38] Don't hook them!

[32:16:40] Keep a gun on them!

[32:16:46] Get in the store!

[32:16:48] drink them for good to the aliens

[32:16:50] we got six hostages

[32:16:52] we got six hostages

[32:16:54] we got six hostages

[32:16:56] geesis

[32:16:58] drink them for good to the aliens

[32:17:00] keep it out of thought man

[32:17:02] we got six hostages in here

[32:17:04] they have six hostages in here

[32:17:06] okay okay

[32:17:08] we want $100 for each of them

[32:17:10] we're all $3

[32:17:12] we're all $3 for a hostage

[32:17:14] I'll give you all the money I have

[32:17:16] I don't want money from you, I want it from the stores and police officers.

[32:17:22] I'll give you a few in the box.

[32:17:24] I don't want to be in a relationship for super close to the police guys.

[32:17:27] I'll give you 125 dollars.

[32:17:29] No.

[32:17:30] Is this the nice one?

[32:17:32] Why don't I go in there and punch a cop?

[32:17:35] Don't you dare.

[32:17:37] Don't you dare.

[32:17:39] One last time to kiss.

[32:17:41] We have sex after today.

[32:18:15] I don't believe you.

[32:18:17] I have like a hundred and thirty five bucks.

[32:18:19] You want a hundred dollars?

[32:18:21] He said he didn't want your money.

[32:18:23] We won! Hold on a second!

[32:18:25] We won! 100!

[32:18:27] He said different.

[32:18:29] You want 100 dollars?

[32:18:31] All you want is a dollar.

[32:18:33] How much is that?

[32:18:35] What are you saying?

[32:18:37] You got your money.

[32:18:39] 100.

[32:18:41] Okay, 100.

[32:18:43] All right, look we don't give money

[32:18:58] How about you just you know we give you free passage no spike strips how about that one instead

[32:19:05] What the fuck are you saying, sir?

[32:19:09] I need money for booze.

[32:19:10] You sound like somebody who's got a whole different voice.

[32:19:13] Listen, hold on.

[32:19:14] We want 200 PD pistols.

[32:19:18] I need to call someone.

[32:19:26] 200 PD pistols.

[32:19:29] A firm, they have been pointing guns.

[32:19:31] They've been robbing them with knives.

[32:19:34] I need to call someone.

[32:19:35] No, I have guns.

[32:19:36] I need to get the aliens.

[32:19:38] I can't you that's terrible. That's not gonna work

[32:19:44] Hey, you come here look listen to me right now. Okay, what's going on? It's me. Hey, it's not chase

[32:19:55] We are you really willing to let all these men die over

[32:20:08] $100 is a sign of good faith and we'll let one go.

[32:20:12] How about this? I've got a burger that is worth $600.

[32:20:15] No.

[32:20:17] Is it kosher?

[32:20:18] Yeah, it's kosher.

[32:20:20] All right, here's what's going to happen.

[32:20:23] Here's what's going to happen, all right?

[32:20:25] I'm going to sneeze in one of their faces

[32:20:27] and they might get sick.

[32:20:28] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[32:20:31] I'm going to do it.

[32:20:34] I'm going to do it.

[32:20:35] I'm gonna sneeze in the hole.

[32:20:37] No.

[32:20:38] And the oldest man's face, I'm gonna sneeze in it.

[32:20:42] He's threatening us.

[32:20:44] Come here, look at me, look at me.

[32:20:46] Oh my God, please.

[32:20:47] Look at me.

[32:20:48] Oh my God.

[32:20:49] Oh my God.

[32:20:50] I don't know what to get out of me.

[32:20:52] Oh, it's so gross.

[32:20:53] All right, there's one.

[32:20:55] I sneezed in one of their faces.

[32:20:57] He might get sick now.

[32:20:59] That's on you.

[32:21:00] He might.

[32:21:01] Okay.

[32:21:02] I need a hundred dollars right now.

[32:21:04] get to drink

[32:21:11] one hundred dollars

[32:21:14] I'm gonna

[32:21:17] one last job

[32:21:20] there's way too many people talking

[32:21:22] yeah because they're scared

[32:21:24] alright look

[32:21:26] I had to close the door

[32:21:30] next time you come out here

[32:21:32] Don't shoot me if you shoot me, they'll start shooting them!

[32:21:35] Don't do that. Don't do that.

[32:21:39] No, I didn't.

[32:21:40] Fucking heads.

[32:21:41] That's crazy, someone else wants to done that.

[32:21:44] So is that an SNS person? What is that in your hands there?

[32:21:47] It's a gun, and this guy's about to find out!

[32:21:50] Oh, Jesus. Don't hurt him.

[32:21:52] Don't hurt him.

[32:21:53] I'm gonna spit in this guy's mouth!

[32:21:55] I'll forgive you.

[32:21:57] I'm gonna spit in this guy's mouth!

[32:21:59] I'll forgive you. Come on, no.

[32:22:01] Open up your mouth!

[32:22:03] I'm gonna spit in his mouth. We need a hundred dollars right now. Okay, a hundred dollars.

[32:22:17] Alright Tim, go get the hundred dollars. We'll have one go and then we'll go from there.

[32:22:29] Oh, look, I got in trouble.

[32:22:31] Awesome. I did this, you know, well, this guy's going to get a mouthful.

[32:22:34] Let me give you the money.

[32:22:37] Oh, nice.

[32:22:41] Okay.

[32:22:44] All right.

[32:22:45] Which one of you wants to go first?

[32:22:48] Yeah.

[32:22:51] Take this guy.

[32:22:52] Which which you want?

[32:22:53] Which one wants to go first?

[32:22:55] All right.

[32:22:56] You want to go?

[32:22:57] Who else wants to go?

[32:22:58] You guys have to rock-paper-scissors for it you two all right, which?

[32:23:04] Okay, to forget drink to forget the aliens

[32:23:17] Rock wins rock beats nothing go no too slow go too slow

[32:23:28] money. We want an entire re-enactment of Fiddler on the roof right now.

[32:23:38] All right

[32:23:53] All right, just get in front of me

[32:24:03] Oh my goodness fiddle

[32:24:06] Wait, what?

[32:24:07] She's being put in her oh my god

[32:24:11] oh my god

[32:24:14] Is it gay man? This disgusts me

[32:24:22] Get back in here you have some son of a bitch you get your ass back in here

[32:24:31] That's not what I wanted one more

[32:24:33] All right, all right fatty fat fat get your ass out

[32:24:45] Okay

[32:24:47] All right, I want you to give one of the hostages a ride along tonight

[32:24:54] Okay

[32:25:03] All right, and finally my most reasonable demand

[32:25:09] $20,000 cash

[32:25:15] $20,000 in gold bars

[32:25:21] Who wants a ride along the

[32:25:24] Actually, no red shirts are supposed to die you get back in

[32:25:28] Well, you're wearing a red shirt you

[32:25:30] Yeah, you in some get out there

[32:25:36] No, no, not you you okay

[32:25:45] Right forget to drink drink to forget we want I want

[32:25:53] Clarkson down here right now. He's dead. I don't think he's on duty

[32:25:57] All right, I want someone to speak on his behalf. All right, we're gonna statue man here

[32:26:02] He's gonna speak on his behalf

[32:26:08] All right, he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna

[32:26:18] Come on, it's fun in here there's more people in here come on

[32:26:21] He's telling me all right

[32:26:28] He's on our side now. He's with us. He was a part of this the whole time

[32:26:37] Okay, look I delivered I need one more hostage. Come on. All right. I'll give you no spike. This is what we want

[32:26:44] I want the PD

[32:26:47] Without communicating it

[32:26:49] Okay, I want every member of the PD right here right now

[32:26:55] He wants all pain

[32:26:58] Okay, oh shit

[32:27:01] Come on. I want you guys

[32:27:05] Without no more fiddling no communicating it do not communicate it. I want you guys

[32:27:12] These are the rules you have to count. I'll let them all go if you can do this, okay? You have to count

[32:27:18] to 15 okay but you can't count twice in a row okay all right so we take turns

[32:27:29] I'll stop no no no you can't communicate it you just have to start oh my god

[32:27:35] two no hold on here's the thing hold on stop if you wait longer than five three

[32:27:43] Seconds you have to restart

[32:27:45] one

[32:27:46] to

[32:27:47] three oh

[32:27:50] And no one can interrupt the other damn it you got a restart you can't interrupt you can't interrupt the person

[32:27:58] Go again, why yeah?

[32:28:00] to three oh

[32:28:03] It took too long

[32:28:07] She's whispering. Oh, he's wet. Don't just shout out. Oh

[32:28:14] three

[32:28:24] You were FBI I was terrible at math, okay, let's start over. This is coming

[32:28:31] 15

[32:28:34] two three

[32:28:38] six seven eight

[32:28:40] eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen oh ten fifteen

[32:28:48] aahhhhhh

[32:28:50] that's just people a round of applause

[32:28:53] holy may I guess we can count

[32:28:55] alright PD can count to fifteen confirmed

[32:28:58] okay we want no spikes and free passage into the ambulance

[32:29:03] I'm not asking for no spikes

[32:29:05] All right, I got a gun. I got a gun pointed to their head

[32:29:16] Come on boys, come on boys

[32:29:31] All right now time for the vice city special

[32:29:35] Who is it get him out of here throw him out throw the cop out

[32:30:13] All right, keep a gun on him.

[32:30:16] Don't let him pull a gun on you.

[32:30:21] He sounds like an alien.

[32:30:25] Tim, cold 911 at the end of the day, we have a cop as hostage.

[32:30:30] Call 911.

[32:30:32] You got it, Tim. How much money did we get out of this?

[32:30:36] $100?

[32:30:38] I want no spice drinks.

[32:30:40] we don't have spikestreams we don't have class 2's

[32:30:51] yeah no class 2 that's right

[32:30:54] what's up the fucking alien

[32:31:01] um no uh no tutors

[32:31:04] we're in the name

[32:31:07] is that another robbery right there

[32:31:10] was that another robbery back there

[32:31:43] all right we're gonna go back and we're gonna take those other robbers hostage

[32:31:46] one last job one last job come on

[32:31:55] here we go

[32:32:32] We have pistols

[32:32:38] He's got a knife

[32:32:40] Listen, here's what we want. All right robbers. We're gonna kill your hostage and then these cops are gonna kill you

[32:32:48] We will kill our hostage. We kill you. We'll kill your hostage if you don't give us

[32:32:54] $400 right now

[32:32:57] $400 right now or we'll kill your hostage and then the cops will kill us all

[32:33:02] I

[32:33:35] Stop you son of a bitch! Put your fucking hands up!

[32:33:37] Put your fucking hands up!

[32:33:39] Okay, I will, I will, I will.

[32:33:41] Okay, I'll shoot him.

[32:33:43] Alright, I'm with you guys now.

[32:33:45] You guys only have three.

[32:33:47] I'm with you guys now.

[32:33:49] I'll give you the money back.

[32:33:51] I'm with you guys.

[32:33:53] You guys only got three, right?

[32:33:55] Alright, I'm with you guys now.

[32:33:57] Now I'm with you guys.

[32:33:59] We have demands for this hostage!

[32:34:03] Okay, don't hurt us. We got somebody here

[32:34:08] Listen, it's for our escape vehicle looking you fucked it up listen. It's cool. Don't worry. I'm gonna get us out of this trust me

[32:34:17] Look who's shooting tells what's going on out there?

[32:34:22] What happened to Tim

[32:34:28] He's fine

[32:34:31] All right, how much more time do we need how much more time do we need?

[32:34:36] We got one at the back. He's working all right this man's gonna die

[32:34:44] What's your name? It's Hans Hans Hans Hans. How do you want that spelled on your tombstone?

[32:34:53] Then you better listen to us coppers I know I know this awkward because I'm German and you're are you Jewish?

[32:34:59] Yes

[32:35:06] I'm glad though.

[32:35:07] Relax, Hans.

[32:35:08] This is karma.

[32:35:09] I did it.

[32:35:10] All right, Hans.

[32:35:11] Two notches.

[32:35:12] Dial it back.

[32:35:13] All right, relax.

[32:35:14] Everything's fine.

[32:35:15] I'm coming from him.

[32:35:16] Shit.

[32:35:17] I'm more gay than I am Jewish, all right?

[32:35:20] We're ready to go.

[32:35:22] We...

[32:35:23] Did we tell them what we want?

[32:35:24] Free passage.

[32:35:25] At this point, you fucking know our plans up.

[32:35:28] Listen, no.

[32:35:29] I got this.

[32:35:30] Free passage.

[32:35:31] And we want one cop to shoot another cop right now.

[32:35:33] Oh, no, no.

[32:35:34] with the taser with the taser we just want to get the fuck out of here with the

[32:35:38] taser we want to ready tased okay I'll go go go go go go go go guys go go go

[32:35:48] go we got a we got a cup of coffee we got a cup of coffee

[32:36:01] Go go go go go.

[32:36:04] Free passage.

[32:36:05] Oh my god.

[32:36:06] What are you doing?

[32:36:07] There's so much traffic.

[32:36:08] All right, we're good.

[32:36:10] Nice job, boys.

[32:36:11] All right.

[32:36:12] Nice job.

[32:36:13] And so Chase Gouder and his new friends continued on escaping, merely escaping a very risky,

[32:36:23] high reward.

[32:36:24] Oh, it comes to speed up.

[32:36:26] Let's go towards the water, boys.

[32:36:28] It's our only hope.

[32:36:30] the water I'm a big swimmer yeah let's go towards the water I'm thinking what

[32:36:35] do you guys think well they should be agreed we can jump up this this is

[32:36:39] good right into the water come on let's go all right it was nice working with

[32:36:46] you boys all right no no no I'm with you guys right or die

[32:36:54] you cry or die you know I'm saying bad boys for life

[32:36:59] yeah that was a terrible movie

[32:37:02] what? what? what's wrong with this guy? I heard of a terrible movie

[32:37:07] you haven't even seen it

[32:37:09] I haven't even seen it

[32:37:10] what the fuck

[32:37:11] you're the worst guy in the world

[32:37:12] you haven't seen it? you should watch it it's good

[32:37:15] this shit slows fuck on sand

[32:37:19] yeah I'll talk for it

[32:37:21] I think we got away

[32:37:25] and we're good

[32:37:28] nice nice gate good shit oh oh i like your guys matching outfit thanks man you guys are good

[32:37:41] yeah you guys do this a lot uh yeah i really know no we don't you guys are good my first time

[32:37:48] this is like my third my first mid 20th but you know i don't do it a lot this is like

[32:37:57] Once a fucking month thing, you know, really what do you guys normally do on you usually kill body? Oh

[32:38:04] That's what's up. What are you? What are you guys? What's your deal? Who are you guys?

[32:38:10] You want to tell me it's cool. Don't worry about it. We wear blue. I think we're Bondi or Aztec is one of the two

[32:38:17] Aztec is

[32:38:18] Didn't they like get wiped out because of a calendar?

[32:38:21] Oh, right buy ins

[32:38:29] There's two ones like far

[32:38:32] Thank God you can take the bumps

[32:38:35] Yeah

[32:38:38] Some good driving

[32:38:42] They've taken my shop corners, uh, dude

[32:38:44] I want to get caught because I really want them to explain the situation in a bench trial

[32:38:48] I want the cops to explain the situation of Bench trial so fucking bad

[32:38:53] Yeah take it like this

[32:38:55] I think I have it on purpose like you call it

[32:39:00] I think I'm going to

[32:39:02] You know what you're doing, stop, stop, stop, buddy son

[32:39:04] We need some quick tunes

[32:39:09] You guys gone

[32:39:12] Yeah, not that quick

[32:39:14] Actually, oh there's cars here

[32:39:18] There's those little fucking cars there

[32:39:20] back up back up I got a gun oh shit oops oh fuck you know I don't think they know

[32:39:44] last chance nice we go I thought you're gonna get straight down the thing

[32:39:52] Yeah, we'd have lost them because they can see us now. Yeah, they still say it's just one

[32:40:10] You can do my special let's do it. I'm ready right now start shooting right

[32:40:18] Tell me when tell me I'm ready to unload on these hoes

[32:40:24] Blow their ass up like C foe

[32:40:29] Give him a rim then give him a spin suck on his knob

[32:40:35] And then jizz on his chin

[32:40:40] Jizz on his chin

[32:40:43] I'm a rapper also

[32:40:54] That was good, what do you mean? Keyway could be mean. Yeah

[32:41:02] Back off shit

[32:41:04] oh fuck they're shooting they're shooting who shot who shot oh no oh run

[32:41:19] you can have this gun off me for free go on take it thinking out of here all

[32:42:26] yours baby my face which normally I would like I'm so excited for them to

[32:43:15] I have to explain this whole fucking situation in a fucking menstrual you just take my dog treats

[32:43:37] You know there's a judge

[32:43:41] Stanton is on Leland

[32:43:43] All right, I'm gonna piss real quick get some food in the microwave, and we're down now. So I'll read something back

[32:43:50] That's so long. That's so long

[32:44:31] You should be in there somewhere.

[32:44:51] There we go

[32:44:53] Can we get the MS? It's gonna be code 4 up there.

[32:44:56] Can you start testing, okay? Make sure you haven't been shooting at us.

[32:45:03] P. Dandy. P. P. Dandy. P. Dandy. P. P. Dandy.

[32:45:11] It's the first time I've ever seen that. Sorry, I am quite amazed that you managed to make active robbers

[32:45:19] fair for their lives by kidnapping their hostage. It was quite impressive, I must say.

[32:45:24] Alright, you have come back positively.

[32:45:25] Alright.

[32:45:27] It's the vice-city special, baby

[32:45:31] That's right. Oh no, no

[32:45:38] No, it's the Jewish tax. No, let me just handcuff them

[32:45:45] What?

[32:45:46] All right, good place to stop I think oh

[32:45:53] Fuck how's my day been?

[32:45:56] Well, I woke up and then I got some food and then I sat down here

[32:46:01] And then I worked out and now I'm back here, and that's it. That's how it's been. Oh

[32:46:12] Shit 12 hours on the clock. Yep

[32:46:16] Hmm and the timer hasn't moved

[32:46:25] Yep. Yep true

[32:46:31] Really hasn't welcome back time for you to go to bed so you can be awake for VODs

[32:46:43] The VODs are really gonna be the best part of this aren't they?

[32:46:54] Aren't they?

[32:46:56] All right folks, uh

[32:47:01] We got to

[32:47:07] We got court we got court

[32:47:12] So we got to do that

[32:47:14] We'll do Wrangler and then uh shit man. I guess we'll I guess we'll do Jimmy after that. Ah

[32:47:23] I guess we'll do Jimmy after that sound good

[32:47:31] I need some of this

[32:47:36] Bro, there is a lot of chase vods, huh?

[32:47:40] That might just carry us throughout the whole thing.

[32:47:43] Until we get to the last one.

[32:47:45] Hm.

[32:47:46] Depressing.

[32:47:47] But don't think about that yet, chat.

[32:47:51] Like 17.

[32:47:52] Yeah.

[32:47:53] Nice!

[32:47:54] That's so long.

[32:47:55] Let's get in there, dog.

[32:47:56] Let's just get in there.

[32:48:10] Cornwall is on earlier.

[32:48:13] Is he off now?

[32:48:20] How do you get your beard looking so good, bro?

[32:48:23] It looks shitty right now. I haven't been to the barber and fuck. I don't know since November. Oh

[32:48:34] Yeah, man, uh

[32:48:36] Not manscape if you would have asked me three weeks ago. I would have said manscape

[32:48:41] Lot dmc in the chase mods whatever

[32:48:53] Whatever who cares

[32:48:55] Why is manscape so my bio?

[32:49:02] Cuz I haven't taken it off yet

[32:49:04] Because I haven't taken it out yet on radio station

[32:51:34] Pop FM sell kids cigarettes if it may

[32:52:03] Whoa smoke you guys like chase mod pretty good stuff, huh?

[32:52:32] I mean, how'd you like chase cloud or on a different server?

[32:52:42] You hopped a mantis stream good. He probably deserves it. Excuse me. Pardon me

[32:53:16] Jordan next. We'll probably just finish out the chase. That's honestly. I don't hate that

[32:53:23] How's it going? Good. Check text messages. Hit the showers, yeah?

[32:54:09] Oh, I'm going on duty there, ring the bell.

[32:54:11] Alright, hit the showers. Hey, Special Agent.

[32:57:55] Oh, it's fine. What's going on? Dammit. Goddammit!

[33:00:00] Okay, well, I'm gonna do this in a voice that you like, okay?

[33:00:04] Alright.

[33:00:06] I believe you can pump.

[33:00:08] Oh, thank you.

[33:00:10] Okay.

[33:00:11] Look, you and I need to have a conversation.

[33:00:13] We do need to have a conversation.

[33:00:15] Okay.

[33:00:16] All righty then.

[33:00:17] I said that yesterday.

[33:00:18] I sent you a text and said we need to have a conversation without a therapist if anything

[33:00:22] because the therapist did not help anything.

[33:00:24] He did not know what they were talking about.

[33:00:26] I think we should see my therapist Pixie Plum.

[33:00:29] Okay.

[33:00:30] If you want to see your therapist, I love Pixie.

[33:00:32] We can do that, okay?

[33:00:35] Last time, you know, she was helping me and my fiance before she was murdered by

[33:00:39] all my coworkers.

[33:00:41] Oh, okay

[33:00:43] Already, yeah, but they showed it a circle and talk

[33:00:48] Do you who killed why did they kill your piano for sir?

[33:00:51] I think was the one to shoot out her kneecaps. It was in the parking garage

[33:00:56] Then uh, yeah, then bass called it on the radio

[33:01:00] Actually, it wasn't bass at the time was Ripley. He called on the radio. He said everyone who hates Wrangler show up to the

[33:01:08] MRPD

[33:01:09] parking garage

[33:01:11] Everyone showed up

[33:01:13] They all stood in a circle and

[33:01:16] They passed the gun around and before they did that they vowed to ruin my life before they pulled the trigger

[33:01:23] Jesus fucking Christ. That's actually absolutely fun. They put one in her until she died. Oh my god, then they

[33:01:31] You know dumped her body somewhere and vowed to keep it a secret

[33:01:36] So you don't even know where she's buried. I don't know

[33:01:40] It's really sad

[33:01:42] Well, I guess sometimes you know what they say sometimes your co-workers kill your fiance

[33:01:48] Yeah, my co-workers haven't done that. Well, that's life

[33:01:53] You just got to get over it

[33:01:56] All right. Well, let me know when you want to talk

[33:01:59] All right, I might have to dip for a little bit maybe before the trial so oh shit. When is that?

[33:02:06] Oh, it's in a couple hours. Okay. I'm ready. Yeah, I'm gonna go up on the stand and say I'm gonna be able to make the trial or not

[33:02:14] Andy Jones and Denzel Williams were horrible mayors

[33:02:18] They do not deserve any money. What did they do besides facilitate crime for criminals about you breaking into their house?

[33:02:26] I didn't break into their house. I searched their home for a person being murdered

[33:02:34] Breaking in implies crime. I'm trying to save a person

[33:02:39] Which I actually tried to report a crime to the police and the kind of just slapped on me because I don't have a picture of it

[33:02:45] But somebody broke through my window and there was like a man dressed like a cop in my house

[33:02:50] Well, that's what I'm saying. That's not illegal

[33:02:54] Wait, was that you?

[33:03:00] What's going on Nova?

[33:03:02] So you left me with the biggest headache yesterday

[33:03:06] Okay

[33:03:08] Because have a look or look overy Webster. Oh

[33:03:11] oh right I forgot that whole thing happened no yeah I got a plea deal for

[33:03:15] him for drug trafficking look at what it's done fucker at it look at his last

[33:03:20] drug trafficking oh my god who's playing the cornwood oh hey it's cornwood hey

[33:03:31] hey hey be careful he's old I saw cornwood riding his tractor a few days

[33:03:41] go north yeah you gotta understand I got inducted into some dad gum league of

[33:03:47] legends I don't give a good goddamn after a lifetime achievement award son I was

[33:03:53] gone all right you made him swear three times corned one I'm gonna show you why

[33:03:57] calling with the back captain than you strike points

[33:04:01] what the hell why are you beating this man Jesus it's just like my fiance all

[33:04:06] ever again Jesus what's going on cornwood hell not too much like I said I

[33:04:20] got I got inducted in the dadgum league of legends went over there and got my

[33:04:26] lifetime achievement award but now I'm back congratulations yeah oh congratulations

[33:04:33] their corner so now you're back to yeah what the hell's going on now you're back

[33:04:41] to well you know you're back yeah I think we promoted a mess of that yeah I

[33:04:54] think he might be a lead of the Parker injures hey uh Tessa oh she's gone long

[33:05:00] You know

[33:05:03] Cornered I saw a I was in the armory the other day and I saw what I thought was a tire

[33:05:08] But it turned out it was just one of your Kevlar vests and it made me miss you so oh

[33:05:14] Yeah, you know

[33:05:16] Custom order I had them send a batch down here cuz I was on my way. So yeah, that's probably what that was

[33:05:20] Oh, yeah, that explains it. I was like why'd we get a

[33:05:23] Shipment of tires for the yeah for the swatch rock for the yeah. Yeah, exactly

[33:05:27] All right, well, uh, well, all right, Cornward, it's it's good to see you. What do you, uh, what are you working on? Anything good or?

[33:05:35] Well, hey, no, I just got in town. I'm trying to get my bearings under me a little bit, but uh, all right

[33:05:40] Hey, if you need some help let me know

[33:05:43] Well hell yeah, all right. Um, well, what do you need cornwood?

[33:05:46] You want to you want to just get back in the saddle and drive and have someone ride along with you and

[33:05:53] Yeah, let's go to burger. So I'm hungry as hell. Oh

[33:05:55] Oh, yeah, uh, wait what you know burger shot it

[33:06:01] Don't really go it's it's really just kind of run down. It's it's kind of well. What's the word? I'm looking for

[33:06:08] What do you mean? What happened burger shot? Hey, it's just it's they just really stopped taking care of the place

[33:06:15] Yeah, it's it's a shithole now we better go check it out, man

[33:06:20] Okay, all right if that's what if all right if that's what you want to do

[33:06:22] If you want to get on the case of why burger shot sucks now, you know what that actually might be a good case. All right

[33:06:31] Corn would have you seen the explorers yet?

[33:06:34] No, I actually I ain't we need to see that. I think that would actually be perfect for you. Yeah, there they are here

[33:06:40] Let me let me get one for you. Yeah, tortellini was telling me something or another about department split or yeah

[33:06:47] He's actually he's actually a sheriff now

[33:06:51] So so tortellini is a sheriff

[33:06:53] I'm totally needs a share of you senior captain I'm I'm a captain yeah I'm

[33:07:00] somehow on they've let me retain my role as captain guys so they told me miss

[33:07:06] halls captain yep Davenport's a captain Fred's still the sheriff they tried to

[33:07:11] vote him out but no one else would vote for anyone else but Fred no surprise

[33:07:16] there so here go why the hell they promote me

[33:07:22] well you know we just missed you so much cornwood yeah yeah we just we just

[33:07:28] we just missed you so much and yes he did no I don't think you did I don't know

[33:07:36] the guy's a gun out right now right so yeah I think he I think he is now I'm

[33:07:40] happen to be back yeah there's a tractor out in the parking lot yeah that's corn

[33:07:46] woods all right I'll be explore this is it let me grab some vests real quick

[33:07:55] why this one I don't know why not I mean well that's that one's mine you know

[33:08:03] Oh, oh, so you don't want to use your own people well

[33:08:12] I so I like the better mobile

[33:08:22] Isn't that the apartments? Yeah, I really need to move it here, but I don't want other people to drive it

[33:08:36] Oh fuck I

[33:08:39] Don't want people to touch my shit just park it outside

[33:08:46] Yeah, I actually don't think I have anything in there. I might though

[33:08:56] All right, let's go burger shop.

[33:09:03] Why am I using a vest instead of joints?

[33:09:05] Because I don't want to rob a bank.

[33:09:09] We all know it's a gateway.

[33:09:19] Back in the saddle.

[33:09:21] Let's roll.

[33:09:26] Uh, you know, Corned, I just don't want you to be too upset when you see what

[33:09:29] burger shop has become.

[33:09:32] Yeah, well, I mean, y'all made a separate than bad.

[33:09:34] I can't imagine.

[33:09:36] Uh, they have several clown people working there.

[33:09:42] Uh, but who will cafe is using child labor?

[33:09:44] But is a libertarian

[33:09:46] Yeah, exactly start him young

[33:09:49] You know

[33:09:51] We won world war two on the back of child labor. So what'd you say they are?

[33:09:56] It takes everybody. Oh, how do I turn down this damn racket?

[33:10:00] What what do you what do you oh?

[33:10:03] Radio so damn loud. Yeah, the British rap

[33:10:07] Here, let me up. Yeah, did I fix it? Well, yeah cornwood you were okay?

[33:10:14] You were asking him to fix your radio to be fair.

[33:10:18] No, I was just asking to touch it.

[33:10:21] Oh, okay.

[33:10:22] Okay, I must have misunderstood the tone.

[33:10:26] You know, in Outcornwood, it's Patrol Channel 2 is the main...

[33:10:31] Yeah, I figured that out the hard way.

[33:10:33] I was talking to nobody for about 35 minutes earlier.

[33:10:35] Yeah, I don't know why we just don't use one, but that's okay.

[33:10:40] Hey, this thing goes pretty damn fast.

[33:10:44] It's pretty nice.

[33:10:45] it uh it handles pretty well and also you know it's I thought you know I thought

[33:10:51] maybe you'd fit a little more comfortably on this little room yeah exactly

[33:10:56] exactly yeah they did well we gotta go find oh there he is I see him thank

[33:11:21] Gornwood you all right okay you need you need some help up buddy stop kicking

[33:11:29] him help him up well yeah God help him well how's he gonna learn all right

[33:11:41] let's get you to the hospital oh what the fuck is that you know all these

[33:11:52] cars and helicopters the fuck is this was just cold what the fuck you talking

[33:11:59] You don't see this shit

[33:12:03] No, fuck it

[33:12:17] For what it's you know, it's not like riding a bike. It's it's a car. It's it's much more difficult

[33:12:25] But you'll get it. Oh, and I'm also having sex with the mayor, so

[33:12:32] Who told me that somebody told me that yeah, you got us a raise or something. I

[33:12:39] I

[33:12:40] so I

[33:12:42] Complimented the mayor. I said that she looked handsome and you know, I warned her that I did have an erection and

[33:12:48] She giggled and firmly placed that inside of her vagina and the next day we got a 20% raise.

[33:12:56] Oh, good for her.

[33:12:58] Didn't she say she was calling you dad?

[33:13:00] She was screaming dad.

[33:13:02] Just screaming it at the top of her lungs.

[33:13:06] That's weird.

[33:13:10] Got us a raise, didn't it?

[33:13:12] You mean dad?

[33:13:14] Dad. She's calling me dad at the end of the night.

[33:13:16] Okay, that's weird.

[33:13:18] I can take him out to the...

[33:13:28] Well, he's dead. He's dead.

[33:13:30] Hey, Randy.

[33:13:31] He's fine.

[33:13:32] Hey, Wrangler.

[33:13:33] How's it going? You do this, though?

[33:13:35] We're going to Trader?

[33:13:36] Lock your blinks.

[33:13:37] Technically, I guess.

[33:13:40] I don't feel like one, though.

[33:13:41] So that's all I'm going to use.

[33:13:43] Yeah, probably.

[33:13:45] Are you one of the Lost Guys?

[33:13:47] No, all I did was perform medical treatments,

[33:13:49] but that's reason for me.

[33:13:51] Uh...

[33:13:53] Yeah, I mean, why not just let him die?

[33:13:56] I can't do that.

[33:13:58] Why is every time a criminal told me to let you die? Well, that's different. I just treat. Oh, no, they hate you

[33:14:04] so it hates loss

[33:14:07] Yeah, but I heard what I have to treat him. Oh, hey, you should uh, you should sign up for

[33:14:14] being the executioner

[33:14:16] For his death penalty. Oh good Lord. No, I can't use guns. Oh, no, I think we do lethal injections now

[33:14:23] No, that's that's that's kind of it's it's basically what you do

[33:14:27] it's just medicine it's just a different kind of medicine yeah listen I hate the

[33:14:35] guy he's trying to kill me but I don't want to hurt no one so but he hurts

[33:14:39] people is this your beach ball here I don't know that beach balls been here for

[33:14:44] months you're welcome to try and get rid of it so if you need people to speak

[33:14:53] against him at trial I'll absolutely don't speak against him at trial all

[33:14:56] All right, have you ever treated River Cheeva?

[33:15:00] For the times that he's beating her?

[33:15:02] Yes.

[33:15:03] Okay, all right, cool.

[33:15:04] Yeah, I'll do that then.

[33:15:05] Two or three times, actually.

[33:15:07] It's Baldo, right?

[33:15:09] Balto, but yeah.

[33:15:10] Balto, okay.

[33:15:11] Yeah, that's me.

[33:15:12] All right, yeah, that actually would be good.

[33:15:18] That'd be real good.

[33:15:19] I'll get you, oh, it is a witness.

[33:15:22] Oh yeah, I don't hurt no one,

[33:15:24] but I'll definitely use words.

[33:15:26] What hurts more than words? Bullets. No bullets, no bullets. I knew a guy who got a bullet in the scrotum and he said it was the worst pain he ever felt in his life and he wanted to die.

[33:15:41] Really? Yes. I knew a guy who got divorced and he said it was the worst pain he's ever felt and wanted to die.

[33:15:50] I guess it's all on a personal scale, and isn't it?

[33:15:52] I hear about communists.

[33:15:53] I don't know.

[33:15:54] It's so long.

[33:15:56] What is it?

[33:15:57] The doctor just told me there's dadgum communists shooting everybody or something.

[33:16:00] Yeah, the lost is trying to succeed from the nation and that's a mess.

[33:16:05] But I don't know if they're doing that.

[33:16:06] Are they doing that anymore?

[33:16:07] I don't know.

[33:16:08] I don't know.

[33:16:09] I was in jail and by the time I got out it was done, question mark.

[33:16:13] Oh yeah, this guy was helping them medically.

[33:16:17] You did what now?

[33:16:18] I provided medical treatment to cops and communists alike

[33:16:23] Well, they're trying to succeed with their secession. Okay. Well, he said he also helped the officers too

[33:16:32] No, actually cornwood you actually might like to see this we should roll up there because that's kind of in your neck of the woods

[33:16:36] Well, aren't you?

[33:16:39] Yeah, that's kind of in your county

[33:16:41] We should still stop by burger shop though. We'll stop by burger shop. I'll tell you what I'll drive

[33:16:45] John Paul is looking for red dongles for the ball. Yeah, sure thing. Yeah, that's probably true

[33:17:02] So, uh, yeah, you know, uh, not too much has changed their course. Some things have changed, but not too much

[33:17:08] Which is kind of comforting in a way. I think

[33:17:13] Yeah, hell, I mean I can see this damn thing's turning into a clown show

[33:17:18] Uh, you know a bass got in there and uh, he's just he's just messed everything up

[33:17:22] And now we have an IA department

[33:17:24] Uh, which, actually, you should probably be more aware of than anyone else.

[33:17:29] Really?

[33:17:30] Yeah, Cornwood. They're, uh, it's bad. They're, they're, they're suspended whoever they want.

[33:17:35] They suspended me.

[33:17:36] What the hell?

[33:17:36] Yeah.

[33:17:38] I got suspended, Fred got suspended. They're, uh, Dark's running it. He told me, uh,

[33:17:44] he started laughing like a maniac, was waving a gun around when I was in his office and he said,

[33:17:50] I'm not going to stop till everyone's suspended.

[33:17:52] I'll suspend a child if I have to.

[33:17:56] I was there and he said that.

[33:17:57] He said that.

[33:17:58] That's disgusting.

[33:18:00] He said, if a child tried to work here, I would suspend them.

[33:18:05] Further shot.

[33:18:06] Twistin is up mustache and he's a terrible guy.

[33:18:09] And they're close.

[33:18:10] And they're close.

[33:18:12] Hey River.

[33:18:13] Hey, I need to talk to you actually.

[33:18:15] I can get you guys food.

[33:18:16] Hey, come here.

[33:18:17] Actually River, I gotta talk to you.

[33:18:18] you corner this is river she's the poster child for battered spouses you mean

[33:18:23] when you punch me I'm not married to you nice to meet you hey I gotta talk to you

[33:18:29] about sigh yeah that he's released cuz you didn't fucking file charges I did

[33:18:34] forget to file charges I will admit that but they're fine my name is all

[33:18:37] over the fucking docket well no fucking shit what do you think was gonna

[33:18:41] happen I don't know I said I want it out right but to see that's the thing I'm

[33:18:48] I might charge you with an accessory to being abused to be I mean you know

[33:18:57] escalate this you being you know you're you're allowing it to happen by being

[33:19:02] with him I'm not with him we're not together we haven't been together well

[33:19:07] Well then testify against him.

[33:19:14] Why do you have an account for drugs?

[33:19:16] We don't have an account for drugs.

[33:19:17] If I had an account for drugs, I'd actually have money.

[33:19:18] That's what you just said.

[33:19:19] No, I said I have a joint account.

[33:19:22] Account for joints?

[33:19:23] What other drugs do you do, ma'am?

[33:19:25] I actually, you could raid me right now.

[33:19:27] I'm clean as a fucking whistle.

[33:19:28] Oh, rat cocaine, black tar heroin?

[33:19:31] What else?

[33:19:32] No, no, I don't do any drugs.

[33:19:33] I don't traffic drugs at all.

[33:19:35] You do ha-shish?

[33:19:36] We're not children.

[33:19:37] No, I don't do anything. I'm a legal law-abiding citizen. I work at burger shop. What about children answer the question? No, I made

[33:19:45] bribed children a bit but

[33:19:47] 400k who wouldn't

[33:19:49] Okay, bribing children for money. Okay, so where do you think these children get the money man?

[33:19:55] Being a coke dealer

[33:19:57] Hey, so I was making a deal cocaine. I used to be my supplier

[33:20:04] Okay

[33:20:06] Are you a class by that ass?

[33:20:09] Probably party. Yeah some sort of extortion definitely. I mean

[33:20:14] We mean a child was your supplier doesn't make any sense river. He was my fucking supplier a child

[33:20:20] Look in the SCU investigations when they were trying to take him down. I was hoping them

[33:20:25] I don't want to get too much into that. I'm more worried about sigh

[33:20:29] What about sigh? Listen, are you willing to testify against him? I?

[33:20:33] Don't hard. Thanks, so I

[33:20:36] Well, then I'm gonna have to charge you with accessory to serial you're gonna

[33:20:40] You're gonna put me in is that a hot if it's an yeah

[33:20:44] So you're gonna put me in on a hut for his hut. You're letting him abuse you you're an accessory to this

[33:20:50] You want to see fucking abuse Wrangler? Yeah, I'm looking at it

[33:20:56] You know what fuck this

[33:21:36] I was pretty badass

[33:21:40] We get EMS staged up, just a little side burger chop please

[33:21:45] What are you doing?

[33:21:49] He said he was going to charge me as an accessory to size your real and assaulting killings against me

[33:21:54] He's trying to get me killed, so I'm going to start trying to get me killed

[33:22:00] Oh fuck

[33:22:02] I've been stabbed!

[33:22:04] We'll get you stored out Wrangler, don't worry

[33:22:08] I think I'm dying!

[33:22:16] Okay, just hold on

[33:22:25] It's good to see you captain. Do you remember your basic CPR?

[33:22:30] Performing CPR

[33:22:34] Hey, I'm gonna see son

[33:22:48] out well the bad blood but I think we're supposed to put the blood out he gets it

[33:22:53] we gotta put pressure on the one too much pressure too much pressure too much

[33:23:01] that crazy bitch stabbed me which one fucking river how do you just let

[33:23:10] yourself get stabbed what the fuck you what do you mean

[33:23:14] Hey, bitch guy. Hey, don't, don't fall right here to letting himself get stabbed, guys.

[33:23:19] Just once I'd like it if we could go through a day with no cats showing up.

[33:23:23] Oh my god. Yeah, that's because this place is a shithole.

[33:23:25] You guys have ran this place into the ground.

[33:23:28] I can't even go here without getting food. I am getting stabbed.

[33:23:31] You see what I'm talking about? Cornwood?

[33:23:34] Now you see why you're here?

[33:23:34] Now you see Cornwood?

[33:23:36] Yeah, I get it.

[33:23:37] I get it.

[33:23:38] They ran into the grounds of shithole.

[33:23:40] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[33:23:41] This place is great. Fuck you, wanker.

[33:23:43] the hell come I got stabbed in the parking lot by a cocaine addict and

[33:23:49] buy some shit from a child

[33:23:53] Evidence.

[33:23:53] You took the torpedo mill away.

[33:23:55] I didn't.

[33:23:55] Guess what?

[33:23:56] Your whole shit fell apart.

[33:23:57] It fell and wrapped up.

[33:23:58] Oh, thank you.

[33:23:59] It's, it's, it's.

[33:24:00] Baldo, that crazy bitch stabbed me.

[33:24:02] We're just talking about her.

[33:24:03] You fired good employees.

[33:24:06] All right, little folk.

[33:24:08] Those good employees threw a fucking grenade

[33:24:10] in the middle of the staff room.

[33:24:12] Jesus Christ.

[33:24:12] You got some painkillers in there for me, right away.

[33:24:17] Yeah, that's the twist I'm gonna go for.

[33:24:20] Let's see fire and sherry this place fucking died

[33:24:23] All right, come on ring where fuck burger shot

[33:24:27] We're shelling you wrangler piece of fuck you river you're good charged with accessory to this shit

[33:24:38] All right, you're a hero cornwood

[33:24:45] Yeah, I don't know what would have happened if he wasn't here, okay

[33:24:55] Hey, what's going on?

[33:24:56] And you've been ra-

[33:24:57] UGHH!

[33:25:01] It's been forever, thanks for the 10 gifted!

[33:25:09] I don't know.

[33:25:09] There's a whole fucking-

[33:25:11] 12 hours on the clock!

[33:25:16] I think we're gonna make it into day three!

[33:25:36] Gonna bring Ludwig's record.

[33:25:38] Yup.

[33:25:46] Crazy check-

[33:25:48] Can I say that?

[33:25:49] Thanks for the five!

[33:26:14] Chase Vod waiting room.

[33:26:16] That's the real content, huh?

[33:26:17] You don't see why not? Okay, I just want to make sure.

[33:26:21] He was stabbed a burger shot.

[33:26:25] Fuckin' River is insane, she stabbed me!

[33:26:28] And burger shots a shit hole!

[33:26:31] It kind of is. It missed everything important, but I talked about the wound.

[33:26:35] I go to the room cafe too. I've never been stabbed in the parking lot of UwU.

[33:26:40] I got shot there.

[33:26:42] She's got a minor pain killer on board and some blood.

[33:26:44] He's been away for a long time

[33:26:47] Okay

[33:26:48] You buddy rain going I'm training all the PBS. I'm captain cornwood. It was just in here

[33:26:53] He likes to make people angry

[33:26:55] Yeah, cornwoods cornwoods back in the saddle

[33:26:58] He was actually he dodged a fucking knife and threw her in handcuffs. It was amazing

[33:27:03] shit, okay

[33:27:06] You know, he can really move for a big fella

[33:27:10] Wait you're riding together today

[33:27:12] yeah that's right okay you're all good what's the shit that you and Emma we're

[33:27:22] doing together what sex yep that's what it is oh yeah but what about this is

[33:27:29] you said you lasted 20 seconds and just a piece of shit Pentus a car well

[33:27:34] that's a world record you sure that's a world record that's what I said that's

[33:27:40] That's what Crane said.

[33:27:41] You know what, Crane is a smart man, I wouldn't say he's ever wronged.

[33:27:47] Yep.

[33:27:48] 22 seconds world record.

[33:27:50] Okay, I would definitely get that on a plaque, hang it up on a mantle, over you and have

[33:27:57] his bed.

[33:27:59] Yeah, maybe I'll use it as a paddle and hit her in the face with it.

[33:28:05] You know what, I don't pretend I didn't hear that because I'm her boss.

[33:28:09] Oh, oops.

[33:28:12] You wanna know what her nipples look like?

[33:28:14] No, I don't wanna know what my employees nipples look like.

[33:28:18] I can really tell.

[33:28:19] Alright.

[33:28:24] Bye!

[33:28:28] Huge.

[33:28:31] Jesus, that escalated, huh?

[33:28:36] Alright.

[33:28:38] He did just save my life though.

[33:28:40] I don't care.

[33:28:42] He's awful why whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you mean? He's awful. He dodged that knife and threw her handcuffs. It was amazing

[33:28:50] Just because he can dodge a knife doesn't mean he can fucking drive a goddamn explorer

[33:28:55] Dodge that knife pretty well though. I didn't say anything about the knife

[33:29:01] Listen, you're telling me that he can tame

[33:29:04] the most dangerous beast that we have in America a battered

[33:29:10] trailer trash woman with a knife

[33:29:12] But he can't tame an explorer? Come on.

[33:29:16] Yes.

[33:29:17] Ah, I don't know.

[33:29:18] Alright, is she in the back of the car?

[33:29:25] Oh!

[33:29:26] Cornwood?

[33:29:30] She got cut loose.

[33:29:31] Cornwood?

[33:29:32] Corn...

[33:29:38] Alright, sorry. I keep getting something stuck in my damn eye.

[33:29:41] Oh, okay.

[33:29:42] It takes me a minute to get it out for some reason.

[33:29:44] Well, maybe if you, you know, want to open your eyes, uh, up so, you know, they're...

[33:29:48] You keep your eyes open pretty wide.

[33:29:50] one yeah there's a problem I keep I keep I'm blingin too much it's like you

[33:29:55] stared at an eclipse as a child we just got off the phone with James Randall

[33:30:07] said we're gonna have a lot of patience soon and heard screens in the

[33:30:11] Oh

[33:30:14] All right, well, what do you want to know isn't that bread?

[33:30:17] What wait?

[33:30:19] Yeah, it's cow bread

[33:30:21] What yeah, yeah

[33:30:24] James Randall 82 years old

[33:30:27] All right, that's cow bread. He said he was undercover

[33:30:32] I've interacted with that man

[33:30:35] Was he lying to me? I think he might have I think he got

[33:30:38] Yes

[33:30:46] Listen, uh, did it sound like he was did you hear anything like construction or beach noises it was

[33:30:51] I was on the phone with him. It was um

[33:30:54] There was just a lot of screaming and he said you don't have a lot of patience through that

[33:30:59] They throw them for the 20 gifted

[33:31:03] Okay, well, you know, we'll figure we're you know

[33:31:05] Our job as police is more to react to crimes not really stop them. Yes. Yeah

[33:31:14] Yeah, look

[33:31:18] Exactly, we're in the same field basically yeah when all those people come in let us know and you know when they die

[33:31:24] Then we'll investigate the murder. Okay. Yeah, we'll do the autopsy sounds good. All right sounds good

[33:31:29] How about that?

[33:31:31] You driving Special Agent Bench Guy?

[33:31:38] We gotta get Cornwood some food and then we gotta show him the lost compound.

[33:31:40] He's gonna be disturbed by that

[33:31:42] and disgusted.

[33:31:44] Yeah, hell, we gotta get them out the hell out of here.

[33:31:46] We got communists for people.

[33:31:48] There's a lot of them.

[33:31:50] That's not good.

[33:31:52] So do they just hate freedom or what?

[33:31:54] They hate us. That's for sure.

[33:31:56] And we're freedom fighters, so...

[33:31:58] Yes.

[33:32:01] Oh, there you go. There's some food for you, Cornwood.

[33:32:03] See look at that they change the hood all over

[33:32:11] That's from burger show they change the recipes of everything. That's just they took away the torpedo meal. I agree

[33:32:17] I don't like that and damn torpedo meal wasn't no good anyway

[33:32:23] Shut the fuck up. Wait, where the hell is this?

[33:32:26] This is the FIB building

[33:32:29] wait

[33:32:31] I work here

[33:32:33] They changed the recipe

[33:32:35] Well, hell I'm telling you burger shots a shithole now

[33:32:44] Hello

[33:32:45] Hey wranglers movespeared. Hey moves. Who's asking for a block trial?

[33:32:50] Also want to know if there's any additional charges you want to throw on besides attempt to murder and possession

[33:32:55] You know, I I'm gonna have requests for her to be held for accessory to this stuff

[33:32:59] I don't know what this stuff is

[33:33:02] Okay, so I'm charging sigh with serial assaults and killings on her and she's allowing herself to be abused by her husband

[33:33:09] So I think we charge her as an accessory. Yeah, she's enabling him, right? Right, right. That's what I'm saying

[33:33:15] Yeah, that sounds pretty good by not testifying. She you know

[33:33:20] Yeah, yeah, of course

[33:33:23] We have a stone comb syndrome or whatever it is right right

[33:33:27] Let me talk to a judge and see what they think

[33:33:30] All right. Well, we got her down at MRPD if you want to come down here or we'll just process her for what's going on here

[33:33:35] No, River, you can't have your knife back.

[33:33:38] Hey, what's that shooting?

[33:33:39] Special agent Menchie?

[33:33:40] All right, Kevin, I'll see you soon.

[33:33:46] I would need some pills to show you.

[33:33:51] Okay.

[33:33:52] It sounds like a lot.

[33:33:53] I would just...

[33:33:56] I need some pills to be able to show you.

[33:33:59] Jesus.

[33:34:07] Hell, so this is your building.

[33:34:09] You've had this the whole time.

[33:34:10] We've just never seen it yet.

[33:34:11] What the hell is that?

[33:34:12] Yeah, that's right.

[33:34:13] It's explosions.

[33:34:14] It's explosions.

[33:34:15] It's explosions

[33:34:19] Should we be concerned about that? Yes. Okay. Can we do anything?

[33:34:25] No, that's why I need the pills

[33:34:29] It's far I don't know what that is

[33:34:34] This is the pit. No, this is a lot for just uh, what do you have one employee right?

[33:34:49] All right. Well, no no no technicians. They work down there. They're in the pit, but I'm the only special agent

[33:35:03] Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

[33:35:06] Now, uh, Cornwood, obviously, you don't have keys to this building, so, uh,

[33:35:10] you know, if you ever need to utilize it, you'll have to call me so I can open it up for you, alright?

[33:35:14] Oh, absolutely.

[33:35:16] Isn't that right, Wrangler?

[33:35:18] Yeah, that's true.

[33:35:20] Interrogation cells in floor two.

[33:35:26] We got a meeting room on this floor.

[33:35:30] Debriefing room.

[33:35:31] Uh, here, I'll just show you.

[33:35:33] Let's make it quick, darling. I do want to go to the law school, pal.

[33:35:37] Yeah, Gordner, I think that this, uh, you know, usually for communists and enemies of the state, we take them to these sort of places, you know what I mean?

[33:35:46] Yeah.

[33:35:46] It's a little more clean like this, you know what I'm saying?

[33:35:49] Yeah, no, I agree. Hell, this is impressive as hell.

[33:35:51] Yeah, a little under the rug, you know?

[33:35:53] Yeah, well, you know what? So many damn people are trying to stick their damn nose into everything we do sometimes.

[33:35:59] Exactly, and it's just, you know, bureaucracy and red tape. Who needs it, you know?

[33:36:03] Who's to say how we should interrogate a terrorist, frankly?

[33:36:06] They don't care about our freedoms, why should we care about theirs?

[33:36:09] Exactly.

[33:36:10] I mean, do terrorists really have rights?

[33:36:12] I don't think so, personally.

[33:36:14] As far as I'm concerned, they don't.

[33:36:19] Well, that's where I didn't unlock that other door.

[33:36:24] I didn't touch that door.

[33:36:28] Didn't you give Nova some keys last night, right?

[33:36:32] Oh, yeah, that's right. Maybe I left some doors unlocked, though.

[33:36:35] Maybe.

[33:36:38] I'm fine.

[33:36:40] All right.

[33:36:42] He'll get he'll get the whole walking thing

[33:36:44] Oh, I guess uh, I guess uh, Nova

[33:36:47] Yeah, the door is already unlocked, that's weird

[33:36:52] 77 binnies

[33:36:53] He needs 77 binnies

[33:36:55] The binnies, binnies, Gordon stills here

[33:36:57] Dark, thank you for the five gifted

[33:37:01] These are the uh, interrogation rooms

[33:37:03] Oh, there we go, yeah

[33:37:04] Oh, hell, dude

[33:37:05] Appreciate that, thank you

[33:37:10] Yeah, this is where we do the serious walking

[33:37:12] Yeah, this is definitely the most fun stuff I've ever had, by the way

[33:37:15] That's so wrong

[33:37:17] Can I can I have a password to this computer right here? No, okay? It's bench guy

[33:37:26] Shit what he's helping us fight the terrorists white

[33:37:31] Only it for pumping

[33:37:33] We'll pump up will pump them

[33:37:35] But first we should probably figure out what what they're doing

[33:37:38] Hello, I don't know. Hey, it's going to bench. So we're gonna bring it under the courthouse. All right, let me know

[33:37:45] Is there a judge available that cranes coming out goddamn fucking crane all right

[33:37:52] All right, I'll see there sir. All right. I'll talk to you soon. Just let me know I guess we need to go down there

[33:37:57] Huh? Yeah, you'll probably need to come all right fine

[33:38:01] I love you, right?

[33:38:08] Sorry, I got some things in my eyes so clean down here though

[33:38:13] I

[33:38:16] Said it's so clean down here though. Yeah, you know the weird thing is

[33:38:24] We're about 800 feet underground right now, so yeah

[33:38:29] it's odd that

[33:38:30] Maybe that's you know in the gunshots on maybe

[33:38:37] Well, you know, I'm ready cornwood you talking about my reception. I don't know how fucking radio towers work and shit

[33:38:53] I'm a cop not a scientist

[33:38:56] That's okay, maybe maybe the technicians installed some

[33:39:02] Radio tech here

[33:39:04] I don't trust a damn thing

[33:39:06] Ever since I heard about that damn 5g getting in the damn bloodstream whatever the hell else I don't even know no more

[33:39:11] I'll pay no damn attention. Oh, coach. Well, did you pay attention what I said about the third floor pop chaos?

[33:39:17] Yeah, you just don't go up there right?

[33:39:19] No, no down there. Thanks for the five

[33:39:21] All right, look at that nice healthy sub count to interrogation man. This time next month is gonna suck

[33:39:35] Yeah, eventually, you know when I get some more

[33:39:38] Gurthi get some pills. Oh, maybe I can show you where the shots are coming from

[33:39:44] All right. Hey, this door locks. We're locked out

[33:39:53] bench gap

[33:39:55] We don't have no damn keys to this. What are you talking about?

[33:39:57] Am I running out the money for tax bills?

[33:39:59] Actually, I'm pretty fucking... I'm actually gonna be really good with taxes this year.

[33:40:05] I've actually got my shit together and got my fucking LLC together

[33:40:11] and got some, uh, you know, investments together that are gonna give me a pretty good tax break.

[33:40:17] Alright, let's go.

[33:40:18] Ahem. So that's... that's good.

[33:40:22] I gotta air it out.

[33:40:28] Taxivating?

[33:40:29] Yeah, you know it turns out that you actually don't even have to pay taxes

[33:40:35] So that's I didn't even know that oh the worst that happens. They just send you a letter, but you just throw that shit away

[33:40:41] Who cares what the fuck's the letter gonna do am I right? I just sent him a reply

[33:40:49] I said I live in Texas now. Don't tread on me. Do not

[33:40:53] Do not tread on me

[33:40:57] Don't

[33:41:01] Also, here's another trick

[33:41:03] Uh, they could freeze your accounts.

[33:41:06] Here's the thing, chat.

[33:41:07] Just get paper checks.

[33:41:08] You can cash that shit at the liquor store.

[33:41:11] They can't do anything about that.

[33:41:15] What are they gonna do? Freeze a liquor store?

[33:41:20] Just go to the bad part of town. They'll cash that shit for like five bucks.

[33:41:36] Alright.

[33:41:45] Am I sure this is okay?

[33:41:46] Trust me, it's okay.

[33:41:52] It's fine.

[33:41:53] Who the fuck is he?

[33:41:55] I don't know, where is he?

[33:42:13] No, there he is. Probably his eyes.

[33:42:15] It's stuck in the elevator.

[33:42:22] It's not tax fraud.

[33:42:24] It's a tax mistake.

[33:42:27] Just say I didn't know that I couldn't cash all my checks at the liquor store and not

[33:42:33] pay taxes on this.

[33:42:37] It's a tax accident.

[33:42:39] A tax-ident, if you will.

[33:42:51] That's what we call a tax-ident in the biz.

[33:42:53] Alright, let's go to the law scampo.

[33:43:01] We should show corn with that.

[33:43:05] I don't wanna dump too much on him at once though.

[33:43:10] I'm sure it's hard enough for him to wrap his mind

[33:43:12] around how I'm serving my popping,

[33:43:17] piping hot erection to the mayor every night.

[33:43:22] God damn, that's good for her.

[33:43:25] Freezing in her freezing vagina.

[33:43:28] What, huh?

[33:43:33] You know, it cools it off.

[33:43:37] I get so warm sitting in the sauna of the,

[33:43:41] you know, gym that I go to

[33:43:43] for hours every night that it's just you know it's steaming by the time I get

[33:43:48] home you know what's not supposed to be freezing right a pussy's not supposed to

[33:43:53] be freezing okay what do you mean okay what do you say virgin

[33:44:04] What do you think the expression Frigid Bench comes from?

[33:44:09] That's it.

[33:44:10] Like, man.

[33:44:11] Oh, man.

[33:44:13] She was so hot.

[33:44:14] That was the most Frigid Bench I've ever, uh, her nipples.

[33:44:20] You know?

[33:44:22] She had some feminine nipples.

[33:44:29] Absolutely.

[33:44:33] Okay.

[33:44:34] Well, then that would make Emma gain a purgeror because she testified that in court that

[33:44:39] we had intercourse.

[33:44:40] And it was beautiful

[33:44:42] Also, that would make all my songs alive, and I'm not a liar all your songs. Yep

[33:44:48] What do you mean by songs? Oh

[33:44:51] God

[33:44:52] You know, I thought you would have heard I

[33:44:56] I ain't heard nothing yet. You ever heard my country music career

[33:45:00] No, oh, can you play my damn explore?

[33:45:05] Nancy could if she was here, where's Nancy?

[33:45:07] Where's Nancy?

[33:45:09] I don't know. I'll just listen. I'll just email you an album.

[33:45:14] Yeah, I gotta listen to that for sure.

[33:45:18] I would start a Vietnamese dream and go down from there.

[33:45:39] Also, we're going international. The Europeans love this house remix. I don't even know what that is.

[33:45:53] But I'll send you that too. That's a real good listen.

[33:45:56] I don't really even like that kind of crap normally, but I like the outlaw country.

[33:46:01] country that's kind of what I'm trying to stick towards here but there's been a

[33:46:05] lot of remixes like I said the Europeans love it you give that last one

[33:46:18] is that Vietnamese dream Vietnamese dream I think you know people like pumped

[33:46:24] quite a bit but I you know Vietnamese dream for me was was a passion project

[33:46:30] I'm pushing for that to be the same signal single but you know record label

[33:46:43] It's just you know, this whole police and thing. I don't know. I feel like my real career is in

[33:47:25] Outlaw country country music people love these songs their hits

[33:47:38] You know people really love the the pumped house extended mix the the saxophone on this one. Yeah, it's nice, right?

[33:47:52] We're incorporating jazz in the country

[33:47:54] country. What do you mean? Well, this is suspicious. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

[33:48:17] whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on over there? Is that person? Is that EMS dad?

[33:48:26] heard gunshots did this person harm you no he just crashed his car he hit a deer

[33:48:34] and went on him oh god is the deer okay I'm not sure I think Tessa was checking

[33:48:42] it off Tessa she's in the area where's this deer at get him out of the car we

[33:49:04] do now you're running over deer for fun you're gonna sicko I was trying I was

[33:49:08] I was trying to go down to Harmony and then yeah I was coming down to Harmony and then

[33:49:15] yeah did just come out of nowhere, it made me spin and that's all I can remember.

[33:49:21] Deer came out of nowhere?

[33:49:23] Yeah it was either a deer, I can't remember exactly what type of animal it was but I know

[33:49:28] that it was a animal, I know that exactly.

[33:49:30] Alright how much have you had to drink tonight?

[33:49:33] Um, fair bit, fair bit, but it depends on what time you're talking about drinking.

[33:49:38] Alcohol?

[33:49:39] It's not called a nun, mate, nun.

[33:49:41] I've done drinking bowl, don't drink anything, no alcohol in the system.

[33:49:47] I just feel like that, this is why I think, I think you were recklessly driving, and

[33:49:51] uh, I think that, that deer was on the side of the road, uh, probably with its young,

[33:49:57] and you said, and you said something along the lines of, I wasn't allowed to have

[33:50:01] a mother growing up.

[33:50:03] Why should this deer, and you swerved right into it, killed it?

[33:50:07] No, no, no, I weren't swerving, I don't like driving really fast, you know what I mean?

[33:50:12] Admit that that's what happened.

[33:50:13] No, it didn't.

[33:50:14] Admit it.

[33:50:15] Don't worry.

[33:50:16] No, it didn't.

[33:50:17] Admit it.

[33:50:18] No, I can admit it.

[33:50:19] Admit it happened that way.

[33:50:20] I saw it.

[33:50:21] No.

[33:50:22] Because that's not what happened.

[33:50:23] Is that what happened to you then?

[33:50:24] Is that what happened to you then, mate?

[33:50:25] Alright, cut him loose.

[33:50:26] This guy's a rock.

[33:50:27] He's not a rock.

[33:50:28] Yeah, here we go.

[33:50:29] I am a rock.

[33:50:30] I'm on as a rock.

[33:50:31] Talking to you fellas.

[33:50:32] talking to you fellas what why would you said I didn't say that I didn't not

[33:50:37] where you guys do you have an erection sir no I didn't know maybe maybe no I

[33:50:44] don't know

[33:50:48] don't worry I'm going to work this is your job and it was good I'll say we

[33:50:52] Like an asshole

[33:50:54] If you know us to me

[33:51:01] What do you think okay, who's this guy?

[33:51:12] Whoa

[33:51:14] No, you're looking for properties by driving recklessly off the road off the road

[33:51:22] little but I don't think it does obviously I don't think it does neither son

[33:51:25] no clearly no no no right now you're being detained for questioning hard

[33:51:31] much step out of the car for us

[33:51:34] no problem son alright I gotta ask you okay were you shooting a gun over there

[33:51:40] by the prison

[33:51:41] no do you need a GSR test me no

[33:51:45] I need to suit you why do you need to search me there's no reason for that

[33:51:50] Why not?

[33:51:51] Well there is, we just heard gunshots and then we see suspiciously driving off over the road.

[33:51:56] Yeah.

[33:51:57] I would permit a GSR test, but not a search, there's no reason for that.

[33:52:04] Is some kind of police officer, huh boy?

[33:52:06] No, obviously not, sir.

[33:52:09] Huh?

[33:52:10] Who the hell do you think you are?

[33:52:12] How are you going to tell us how to do your job?

[33:52:14] Wait, how are you going to tell us how to do our job, that's it?

[33:52:17] Oh, oh, interesting.

[33:52:18] No, his job is to get arrested, our job is to arrest him.

[33:52:22] Well there's no reason for me to be arrested, so I'm not fired any...

[33:52:26] Hey, that guy has a gun out!

[33:52:28] Yeah, because I don't care about my man, you know.

[33:52:30] What the hell is that? Jesus!

[33:52:32] I'm just saying, mate, come on.

[33:52:34] Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ!

[33:52:36] Well, my man, he don't need to call me a pussy, does he?

[33:52:40] Listen, yeah?

[33:52:43] Do it!

[33:52:45] Come on.

[33:52:47] What do you want me to do?

[33:52:49] What's happening?

[33:52:50] Alright, alright, alright, alright, everyone calm down.

[33:52:52] Everyone...

[33:52:53] We're not gonna throw us off with your damn words, okay?

[33:52:55] Yeah.

[33:52:56] We're talking about with them big words and, uh, hell, I don't know what else you're saying.

[33:52:59] You think you can come to the county with your college education

[33:53:02] and make us feel like we don't know what's going on?

[33:53:04] Hey! Fuck you!

[33:53:05] I'm certainly not, sir.

[33:53:07] That's not what I'm imploring you to do.

[33:53:08] Fuck you!

[33:53:09] Love you, too.

[33:53:11] Fuck you.

[33:53:12] I don't love men.

[33:53:13] I love women with nipples.

[33:53:16] I have nipples so maybe you can love me then no I love woman's nipples huge ones

[33:53:25] You're not uh, that's not gonna work on me twice. I know that you're a man and not a woman

[33:53:30] Maybe you can be maybe you can be my woman

[33:53:33] What the hell are you what the good goddamn are you talking about? What are you talking about son?

[33:53:39] You know what maybe maybe

[33:53:41] Maybe we can be like you're part like we can be friends. What are you doing?

[33:53:55] You guys see the analysis get your ass out of your son. You guys have a good day. Come on. We got to go

[33:54:00] We're being summoned to court

[33:54:03] You got lucky this time

[33:54:05] Hey, and if James Bond goes missing I'm calling you

[33:54:09] You have it

[33:54:26] I jumped in the car too fast and I just slid all the way over the dam console

[33:54:31] All right. Well this lost compound thing off the way

[33:54:36] Branson swine with five gifted. Thank you. Yeah

[33:54:44] They got better because we got this judge called Crane

[33:54:48] But now you know he was good the first thing he told me was I'm just gonna look at your search warrants

[33:54:55] And if there's probable cause I'll sign it

[33:54:58] But you know that is sense kind of stopped

[33:55:01] And now he more talks about stuff that's

[33:55:04] Fair

[33:55:07] All things bizarre

[33:55:09] I don't think anything should be fair for criminals because they decided to cheat in life. They don't deserve rights

[33:55:17] No, of course, of course not

[33:55:20] But if there's no people are doing things wrong

[33:55:25] They have to be punished

[33:55:27] Exactly and it's up for us to punish them because that's our job

[33:55:32] Yep, however we see fit

[33:55:34] If we decide that

[33:55:36] They should be

[33:55:39] You know if we decide someone needs to get shot they get shot, and that and it's just as simple as that I think

[33:56:02] I didn't do anything wrong

[33:56:06] No, I didn't know there you go

[33:56:15] there it is yeah forgot that this was a

[33:56:43] department's car and not personally owned

[33:56:45] graph graph no this is where we have to go

[33:56:56] hey sorry but you got this fix do you

[33:56:58] kidding me well why are you parked like

[33:57:00] that why are you parked in all incoming

[33:57:01] lines I should arrest you right now for

[33:57:03] reckless driving I just got his fixed

[33:57:05] and why do you actually kidding me

[33:57:07] what the fuck listen over here we

[33:57:08] don't drive on this side of the side

[33:57:10] of the road okay I was just dropping

[33:57:12] someone off I was just dropping a

[33:57:13] Climb off. Okay, sir don't escalate

[33:57:20] You guys got the sandalde

[33:57:22] Hello, look son. All right, sir as respectfully as possible. I'm here right now

[33:57:26] I'm here right now cuz they're not now you look stupid now

[33:57:31] I don't know because I'm here right now. I don't tell them all right. I've egg on my face

[33:57:36] All right. All right. I'll see you soon. I love you. Sorry about that. There's a situation in Polito

[33:57:53] Where's the other one and EMS is being sexually harassed

[33:57:59] He's outside would you like me to fetch him

[33:58:04] It was pretty cool what you did

[33:58:09] That was not fucked up what was fucked up was you stabbing me you psycho

[33:58:14] You're trying to get me killed

[33:58:16] I'm trying to save your life

[33:58:18] Hey, go in with any Jensen

[33:58:40] There's no song. Yes, whatever you're done with this guy. That's fine. I just look listen listen listen listen

[33:58:45] I'm gonna give you a warning. Okay. I'm giving you a formal warning mr. D. John. Don't do it again

[33:58:52] I appreciate it. Okay. Absolutely. Yeah, that's they you keep driving like that your job is gonna be whatever they tell you do in prison

[33:58:59] washing the dishes

[33:59:00] cuddling bovis whatever maybe okay clean up the driving

[33:59:04] It might be washing Bo vice

[33:59:07] Yeah, Bo vise might be the dishes that night

[33:59:10] Don't just get in a little testy.

[33:59:16] Oh, okay.

[33:59:22] Excuse me.

[33:59:23] There's a lot of people coming in the courier, I'll say, hey, how's it going?

[33:59:27] I should be here in a minute or two.

[33:59:31] We could stop probably without them.

[33:59:33] Alright.

[33:59:34] I'll be here for the duration of the case.

[33:59:35] Hello.

[33:59:40] Alright, so you're good to get started with that cornwood wrangler?

[33:59:42] He's walking him right now.

[33:59:43] Oh, there he is.

[33:59:44] He's right there.

[33:59:45] This dick bag.

[33:59:46] Dick bag.

[33:59:47] River.

[33:59:48] Listen, River, you've had sex with so many people, you're the dick bag.

[33:59:52] Rangler.

[33:59:54] That's fucked up wrangling

[34:00:04] I'm the what now okay apparently the arresting officer so just make oh

[34:00:09] Technically the victim cornwood would have been the arresting officer. That's fine. We can figure this out attempted murder of government employee

[34:00:16] Yeah, I would also like to request

[34:00:19] That she be held and charged with

[34:00:22] with accessory to serial assaults and killings for Psycarter.

[34:00:26] That is fucked up.

[34:00:28] Okay, well we can talk about that after.

[34:00:30] We'll talk about that after. That's fine.

[34:00:32] So just DC Chargers that she's looking at right now, that's what you want to do for right now?

[34:00:36] Yeah, you know what that sounds like. Actually, let's do conspiracy as well.

[34:00:42] Conspiracy for what?

[34:00:43] She was talking about seducing a miner for cocaine.

[34:00:45] We'll get into that. We'll get into that.

[34:00:49] Yeah, she said something about extortion of...

[34:00:51] We'll get into it. Guys can explain in a second.

[34:00:53] You guys are on a roast, nothing you guys say will matter anyway.

[34:00:56] Alright.

[34:00:57] We'll just let that charge then.

[34:00:59] Okay.

[34:01:00] River, how do you plead to the charge of attention-bird recommend employee?

[34:01:06] I'm not guilty.

[34:01:07] She stabbed me!

[34:01:08] It was self-defense.

[34:01:09] How do you plead to the charge of criminal possession of firearms?

[34:01:11] I was standing there!

[34:01:14] Alright.

[34:01:15] I had that gun.

[34:01:16] Yeah.

[34:01:17] You don't feel me?

[34:01:18] Okay.

[34:01:19] How do you plead to the charge of conspiracy?

[34:01:20] Not guilty.

[34:01:21] Okay.

[34:01:22] One of you guys had that to her charges list, we'll take a look at that.

[34:01:25] I'll do it.

[34:01:26] I'm gonna press you against the wall and put you in the back of the head if I have to detain you

[34:01:38] Or just punch me like you did the other day

[34:01:42] That is not gonna help for your

[34:01:45] Charge should be added your owner look look hold on we don't need to be talking about sexual fantasies or none of that

[34:01:51] Okay, let's just

[34:01:53] Dick all right, if you're gonna be given testimony go and raise your hand for me

[34:01:57] All four of us over here will be

[34:02:00] Boy, it's oyster. Hmm. Thanks for the 10 gifted

[34:02:05] Appreciate that and thank you to everyone that's made this possible

[34:02:12] I'll go first

[34:02:20] It was a beautiful day

[34:02:30] The sunny day a day filled with hope

[34:02:35] My co-captain Cornwood had finally returned from his

[34:02:40] hiatus

[34:02:41] where he achieved

[34:02:44] The lifetime achievement reward in some sort of a League of Legends

[34:02:50] I'm assuming that's a bowling league for the

[34:02:54] For overweight retired sheriffs in their 50s

[34:02:57] which you would think would be a sort of niche but it's actually a pretty big

[34:03:01] demographic. Anyways, hope was in my eyes as I saw Cornwood approach. I thought, wow

[34:03:12] finally getting this department back on its feet. Returning it to its true glory

[34:03:17] of its former self. But quickly everything turned. Cornwood not knowing

[34:03:26] of course it's not his fault. Suggested that we go to the burger shop. I warned him. That

[34:03:33] place is a little run down. Special Agent Bench Guy commented on how it really went downhill

[34:03:39] ever since they took away the torpedo, which I would agree. I don't think it's a coincidence.

[34:03:45] The torpedo, uh, loss was a devastating blow to everyone. I don't think anyone here is

[34:03:49] going to disagree with that. Anyways, corn went into his ignorance. Not his fault,

[34:03:58] still ignorant. Suggested that we go to the burger shop.

[34:04:02] I tried to warn him cornwood, that place is kind of a run down shit hole now. All they

[34:04:07] do is hire, it looks like they do job recruitment at trailer parks with all the juggalos that

[34:04:14] work there. But he didn't know and sometimes seeing is believing. So we agreed to take

[34:04:20] him to burger shop. My suspicions and everything I said were validated as River Chiva quickly

[34:04:29] approached us in the parking lot upon arrival. Of course, this was after the doors were locked,

[34:04:35] despite it being the middle of the day on a Thursday afternoon. I'm assuming that a

[34:04:44] shaggy two dopes, new single came out or something, and the employees were shooting

[34:04:48] meth in the back while listening to it. Regardless, we were approached by River

[34:04:56] Achieva in the parking lot and that's when she began to go on and on about how it's my fault

[34:05:05] that Psy Carter beats her without mercy with a strong fist of pissed off trailer trash fueled

[34:05:15] with Mountain Dew Code Red and Midday Talk Show programs.

[34:05:23] And like it is.

[34:05:28] She went on and on about how it's my fault.

[34:05:30] I said, River, it's your fault.

[34:05:35] You keep getting with the guy.

[34:05:37] If anything, I should charge you with accessory

[34:05:40] to serial assaults and murders or whatever it is

[34:05:44] Because you keep putting yourself in that position.

[34:05:47] You're letting him do this to you.

[34:05:49] You're enabling him to serial assault you.

[34:05:53] Alright, pause.

[34:05:55] Yes.

[34:05:56] That was the most ridiculous victim-blaving I've ever heard in my life.

[34:06:02] Okay, go ahead.

[34:06:03] Well, I mean, she's providing the means for him to commit those crimes.

[34:06:07] Do you really want this case never to be scheduled?

[34:06:11] Which one?

[34:06:12] The one you're blatantly talking about frequently in front of two judges in this time zone you inconsiderate buck. Hey, okay

[34:06:20] I'm sorry

[34:06:21] Her charges have nothing to do with him. That's completely separate

[34:06:25] And why are you speaking about the facts of that case at length? Listen?

[34:06:30] Everything I just said is on the docket, and I'm sorry

[34:06:33] Is it a surprise that River gets beat by Psy Carter? Is that really gonna ruin the whole case crane?

[34:06:38] All right, let's move on. Is if that hasn't been put on a goddamn banner and tied behind a fucking plane and float around the yeah

[34:06:49] Sorry

[34:06:51] That's probably sigh right there taking his aggression out on some lowly street worker

[34:06:56] So anyways, I'll get to the point here

[34:07:00] River became enraged and started telling us how she manipulates some child to sell cocaine for her or something

[34:07:07] I don't know what that was about

[34:07:09] Uh, at that point she said, I'm gonna make you hurt, how Psy Carter makes me hurt.

[34:07:13] Or something like that.

[34:07:15] She just started blaming me for stuff.

[34:07:16] She pulls on a knife and stabs me.

[34:07:18] That's when Cornwood, heroically, okay, uh, heroically says, what the hell?

[34:07:25] River turns the blade towards him, smirks, and starts giggling.

[34:07:31] That's when she says under her breath, I'm about to, I'm about to bleed you like

[34:07:35] a pig boy.

[34:07:38] though immediately snaps into action without hesitation dodges the first

[34:07:46] knife thrust that River tries to put into his gut he then takes that momentum

[34:07:50] elbows her wrist the knife falls from her hand he karate chops her in the neck

[34:07:55] turns her around slapped some cuffs on her in one swift motion didn't even give

[34:08:02] me a chance oh and why would he why would he you didn't deserve a chance then

[34:08:11] and you don't deserve a chance in here. Find this woman guilty.

[34:08:16] All right, anybody from the police?

[34:08:17] I have any questions for Mr. Rangler?

[34:08:22] Find one. Going twice.

[34:08:25] All right, I do have one question.

[34:08:27] OK, what's your question?

[34:08:30] Captain Wrangler.

[34:08:32] Yes.

[34:08:35] Does this look like the knife that stabbed you?

[34:08:39] It looks like it. Yes.

[34:08:41] It also looks like the knife from the screen movies, for some reason.

[34:08:45] Why does it look like that?

[34:08:46] You should ask him how it feels in his stomach when you stab him with it

[34:08:50] It feels like river did it is what it feels like

[34:08:54] I please just do it. He needs

[34:08:59] For the record, what was the line that she said about she's thinking about stabbing somebody

[34:09:05] I've been standing here. Uh, she was gonna make me hurt. How sigh made her hurt

[34:09:09] I'm gonna stick you and bleed you like a pig sure it wasn't a I'd take pleasure in getting you boy

[34:09:23] Maybe it was that it the whole thing sounded very deliverance see right yeah

[34:09:29] Is that knife that you put out that the one that was on her person?

[34:09:32] That is correct. Yeah

[34:09:41] guilty

[34:09:42] Hey Shapiro. Oh

[34:09:44] my god

[34:09:45] Why is fucking Shapiro here remember do you have any questions or

[34:09:54] Here are you her? Yes, I have a question Wrangler. Are you hang on?

[34:09:59] Here are you her attorney?

[34:10:01] No, she can handle herself. She's smart. Okay

[34:10:04] River

[34:10:06] Are you trying to get me killed actively?

[34:10:09] No, I'm trying to save your life by pressing these charges on psych harder and requesting the death penalty

[34:10:14] regular did you put people up to recording side trying to kill me to get

[34:10:21] him to try to kill me did I put people up to it yeah yeah how was this yeah how

[34:10:27] was this relevant to your charges today because I was fearing for my life did

[34:10:32] this happen today no okay so what does it have to do with the charges today

[34:10:37] because I'm scared of Wrangler is trying to get me killed no I'm not

[34:10:41] not. Okay, can you repeat your question? Rangler, did you have the Fingals convinced

[34:10:47] Cy to harm me so you could record it and get him in a murder investigation? Okay, hang

[34:10:53] on. Were you murdered? Hang on. Well, did I? No, I said trying to get me murdered. Maybe

[34:11:02] a little. But I'm pretty sure I said just follow around and see what he does. Okay,

[34:11:09] I did it.

[34:11:15] Damn it.

[34:11:16] That's all I got.

[34:11:17] Wrangler, you got anything to say to that back?

[34:11:24] All right.

[34:11:25] Prosecution would like to call Captain Cornwood.

[34:11:27] Hi, Mr. Cornwood.

[34:11:28] Sorry, sir.

[34:11:29] I know you just sat down.

[34:11:32] I don't remember exactly what I said.

[34:11:35] Whenever you're ready.

[34:11:41] Well, as I recall, first off, you know, it was my first day back, like, like old

[34:11:47] Like old Captain Wrangler said, I was getting a lifetime achievement award being inducted into the League of Legends

[34:11:56] That went great. That was fantastic. I came back and it was just kind of getting my bearings under me and

[34:12:04] Special agent guy and

[34:12:09] As we went to the burger shop

[34:12:11] I was hungry as hell.

[34:12:16] We came upon this lady right here and we had to talk with her about potential child trafficking,

[34:12:23] drug, drug sales, illegal stuff, black tar heroin, what else you talk about crack cocaine.

[34:12:31] She said that she had gotten crack cocaine from a child before, but we didn't really

[34:12:34] get to the bottom of that before she got frustrated.

[34:12:38] Then she pulled her knife out and then chose to attack Wrangler

[34:12:44] Then she's on immediately

[34:12:47] Was able to thanks for the five gift when she swung at me right after twelve hours on the clock

[34:12:53] Oh, man, we're making it into date day three. I was able to

[34:12:57] Disarm gonna be all week. Maybe I'm prepared for it. I elbowed her wrist

[34:13:00] We got a lot of chase thoughts to turn her around. That's the real good content and

[34:13:04] And the late night chase watch party sure we did have the rest of the PD show up and she was arrested

[34:13:15] Dark ash, thanks for the five

[34:13:20] No questions are I do

[34:13:25] Do you believe that River had sexual relations with the child for drugs

[34:13:35] question why why she said that she did soft okay listen um have you ever met

[34:13:49] anyone worse than river worse male I met a lot of bad people but she's definitely

[34:13:58] in that category I mean you know from just meeting somebody first off I'm

[34:14:04] gonna go ahead and start with the she started off on the wrong foot with me

[34:14:06] but having burger shot closed and I was starving. So you already started in the negatives and then

[34:14:12] within five minutes of meeting her, uh, she stabbed you. So yeah, no, I'd say pretty much per capita

[34:14:18] of time. Uh, she's probably one of the worst people I've ever met. Yeah.

[34:14:23] Do you think that she intentionally closed the burger shot to compromise emergency service

[34:14:29] a new trial? Okay. Absolutely. Wow. Uh, do you think stabbing someone in the gut while

[34:14:35] while they're unsuspecting, is a form of extreme violence.

[34:14:40] Oh yeah.

[34:14:41] Showed you fucking extreme violence.

[34:14:42] No!

[34:14:43] I'm crazy!

[34:14:44] We already did, man.

[34:14:45] You already did.

[34:14:46] You did, you did do that already.

[34:14:47] Just the story.

[34:14:50] Well, I think I'm paying a pretty clear picture here.

[34:14:53] I got no further questions for Cornwood,

[34:14:55] but actually I do have one further question

[34:14:57] for you, Cornwood.

[34:15:01] Do you think that even the death penalty

[34:15:05] would be justice for what River has done today.

[34:15:10] Oh, hell, I think in most cases, the death penalty would be, uh,

[34:15:15] would be an honor. Well,

[34:15:16] are you talking about for me to do it or somebody else for,

[34:15:19] do you think that she should be killed for what she did?

[34:15:23] Of course. Absolutely. She's a criminal.

[34:15:26] All right. No further questions.

[34:15:30] Maybe you sigh was right this whole time.

[34:15:35] River, you got any questions?

[34:15:37] Cornwood, how long have you known Wrangler?

[34:15:40] Well, damn you're talking about everything you know.

[34:15:44] Do you think he would just try to get somebody killed

[34:15:46] because he's sick of them?

[34:15:48] Absolutely not.

[34:15:49] Oh, objection, even though he already answered,

[34:15:52] that's horrible to say and a little slanderous.

[34:15:57] It's the truth.

[34:15:58] It's not the truth.

[34:16:01] Have you ever seen Wrangler do any shady things, Cornwood?

[34:16:04] Nope.

[34:16:05] Excuse me?

[34:16:07] I have no further questions for this lying pickhead.

[34:16:10] You stab me in a burger shop parking lot.

[34:16:14] So what do you do?

[34:16:15] Understand you under oath, right?

[34:16:16] So if you're lying, that's a charge.

[34:16:18] I've never seen Wrangler do nothing shady.

[34:16:21] The only thing I've seen from

[34:16:22] Kevin Wrangler here is good police work.

[34:16:24] That's right.

[34:16:25] I just want to clear

[34:16:27] by shady, do you mean sitting under a tree

[34:16:29] strumming a banjo?

[34:16:30] Or do you mean like

[34:16:31] corrupt shit?

[34:16:33] Okay, oh corruption. I mean still no, but yeah, I misunderstood but no, I never seen

[34:16:39] right nothing

[34:16:41] All right, I got a question sir

[34:16:43] Oh, you mentioned that all criminals should be killed correct? Well if it's bad enough

[34:16:50] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And uh, do you think stealing a car is bad?

[34:16:55] Well, I mean depends is it a v8? Is it a

[34:16:59] I don't know you tell me you're the one with the joy riding record. Oh

[34:17:05] I don't think so

[34:17:10] No, I think I was enjoying

[34:17:15] Yeah, I was enjoying

[34:17:22] Have you not slept oh Jesus Christ all right

[34:17:26] All right, 10-4, all right, who's next bat prosecution will be calling deputy Connor stumble

[34:17:34] Yeah, it has been a dope sub-a-thon all right pretty cut and joint I arrived on scene to find mr. Cornwood

[34:17:44] With one River Cheever detained also witnessed Randy Wrangler on the ground in a pool of blood

[34:17:51] This is to make sure make sure

[34:17:53] once come back on duty. All right. He's been stabbed. All right. Had been seeing the evidence.

[34:18:00] There was just a single droplet of blood, which I catalogged in the evidence. On top of that,

[34:18:07] multiple times, River Chiba was, you know, I would say gloating about the fact that she's just

[34:18:13] taken down her anger. You can see in my statement, I've recorded the fact that she said, and I

[34:18:19] I would do it again one day because when questioned in the cell blocks of MRPD

[34:18:23] I said why did you stab Wrangler? Oh, let me say did you stab him? She said yeah, I did and I would do it again

[34:18:33] She Miranda my god a phone. Yes. She was sir. Jesus Christ twice. Oh

[34:18:41] My god

[34:18:44] She would do it again. She said because I was defending my life

[34:18:48] Drinking thanks for the five in my life and then also, you know talking in reference to the fact 12 hour

[34:18:53] Damn, this might go first. It's my go for some of these charges on her

[34:18:57] but

[34:18:59] You know, I try to explain to her your honor is that stabbing someone does not justify

[34:19:04] Corruption if there was any

[34:19:06] Yeah, they mentioned that she's gone to the IA roots and I said if you wish to go through the IA roots

[34:19:11] Then why would you kind of like undermine that by stabbing it?

[34:19:18] There are ways to get through, you know,

[34:19:20] miss work for an officer.

[34:19:22] I ain't sure stabbing them.

[34:19:24] No.

[34:19:26] Not the correct method.

[34:19:27] She admitted to doing that in the cells.

[34:19:29] Eventually she was just kind of like screw it.

[34:19:31] Block trial.

[34:19:33] And that's why we're here.

[34:19:34] She'd already admitted it.

[34:19:36] She'd already said she had done the crime.

[34:19:38] Here we are.

[34:19:39] This ugly son of a bitch is pumping the whole city.

[34:19:42] And basically you are fucking stupid.

[34:19:45] How just watch the frigiddy.

[34:19:47] Yeah, we got anything. I do.

[34:19:53] Do you honestly believe that if given the opportunity,

[34:19:59] River would stab me again in a burger shop parking lot.

[34:20:02] One thousand percent doesn't have to be burger shop could be

[34:20:05] Reese's rest to any parking anywhere.

[34:20:07] She'd do it. Yeah. No, do you have children?

[34:20:12] No, no, I don't. If you did have children,

[34:20:15] Would you trust them to be watched by river?

[34:20:19] No, no way.

[34:20:21] No way.

[34:20:22] Okay.

[34:20:22] She was a prisoner.

[34:20:24] Yeah.

[34:20:26] Do you think that she is a bad person?

[34:20:30] It's sort of his previous experience in the department of corrections and was a

[34:20:33] guard watching over river.

[34:20:35] Yeah, she's bad.

[34:20:37] She was in me.

[34:20:38] She's been in multiple times.

[34:20:40] She's been in prison.

[34:20:41] She'll go there again.

[34:20:42] She's a bad person.

[34:20:45] Is she unreformable?

[34:20:47] I don't believe anyone is unreformable. I just believe some people have a metric ton of work and that's for the chamber

[34:20:56] All right

[34:20:58] Okay, I got no further questions

[34:21:05] Remember any questions

[34:21:07] No

[34:21:09] Yeah

[34:21:11] All right, that's you making a statement

[34:21:16] Honestly for the sake of brevity, I think we can skip mine. I was with stumble

[34:21:21] Okay, it'll be exactly the same. Is there anything you want to bring up in the evidence?

[34:21:25] Are we going to the river side?

[34:21:28] Just look over the possession charges obviously the scene and I

[34:21:34] Mean if you want you can use my testimony as well. It's in there

[34:21:47] Yes, I do

[34:21:50] Oh

[34:21:54] I want to paint a picture judges

[34:21:58] Wrangler has been actively trying to get me killed for at least a month

[34:22:02] month now. In several incidences, he has hired people to come after me, well to convince

[34:22:10] Psy to come after me. He tells Psy I'm cheating on him. He actually told me in the cells, when

[34:22:17] I said, are you trying to get me killed? He said yes, because then I'd have an open

[34:22:21] and shut murder investigation instead of Psy. And for Psy, even in this case, you've

[34:22:26] heard him trying to push the death penalty on me. I feared for my life in that murder

[34:22:31] shop parking lot. That is why I am not guilty. I stabbed him because I needed to try to get

[34:22:37] to him before he got to me.

[34:22:42] That is all.

[34:22:53] Brandler, anybody got questions for that?

[34:22:55] I have a question. Yeah, how long were we talking before you stabbed me?

[34:23:02] A couple minutes.

[34:23:03] All right, if you were so scared, why didn't you immediately stab me?

[34:23:07] Well, I had to wait for Bench Guy to walk away because he would shoot me in the fucking

[34:23:11] head.

[34:23:12] Okay, so you premeditated it not really it was in the moment

[34:23:19] I was like oh I could stab him now, but bench guy will just shoot me and then bench guy walked away

[34:23:22] So I was like alright here's my opportunity to save my own life

[34:23:25] So you'd say you've meditated it two minutes. Yeah, two minutes prior. Yeah

[34:23:30] No, it's more the opportunity presented itself

[34:23:33] Two minutes after you thought about it. Yep

[34:23:37] Do you believe Sy Carter deserves the death penalty? I do not why?

[34:23:42] Why?

[34:23:43] It's all just a big misunderstanding.

[34:23:46] Thank God your double wide trailer doesn't have stairs if you'd be falling down them

[34:23:51] every day.

[34:23:55] Okay, I'll rob you of that.

[34:23:57] No more of that commentary.

[34:24:00] Are you all done with the river?

[34:24:02] You got more questions?

[34:24:03] One question.

[34:24:04] River Cheever.

[34:24:05] Is this your knife?

[34:24:06] Hell yeah, it is.

[34:24:07] Can I have it back?

[34:24:08] Nope.

[34:24:09] Please?

[34:24:10] Nope.

[34:24:11] Fine.

[34:24:12] Nope

[34:24:14] Fine

[34:24:18] All right, I have nothing further unless anyone else does they might all right. I got a question

[34:24:26] Miss Chiever you're admitting to stabbing Captain Wrangler with a knife

[34:24:31] And your claim is that you were in fear for your life

[34:24:33] Yes, you have satisfied the first provision of the stand your ground

[34:24:38] Legislation, what is the second provision miss Chiever? I don't know

[34:24:42] Well, I'm here to tell you, the second provision is that you must take all steps available

[34:24:49] to you to avoid using the deadly force, such as running away, hiding, taking cover, telling

[34:24:56] the person you have a deadly weapon, telling the person you will use it.

[34:25:01] Can I speak on that, Your Honor?

[34:25:02] No.

[34:25:03] The last time I ran away, they beat me down.

[34:25:05] I said no.

[34:25:06] Oh, well, that's true.

[34:25:07] We're gonna do that.

[34:25:08] And coughed me and shoved me in a trunk.

[34:25:11] You're getting 25 months contempt all right

[34:25:25] We did do that yeah, actually why did you

[34:25:35] Because they would chase me beat me down to throw me in a trunk, okay

[34:25:38] I did not I actually walked

[34:25:54] Thank you, your honor. Yeah, that's mine. I gotta tell you about that one

[34:26:01] Yeah, so it's a whole thing, you know, they're trying to paint me as a goddamn criminal the HOS

[34:26:06] is.

[34:26:07] The bar god damn criminal that deserves to get stabbed repeatedly.

[34:26:11] Hey listen, maybe if Si would stab you repeatedly a little more you wouldn't be such a B word.

[34:26:19] He calls me about a lot.

[34:26:22] Thank you.

[34:26:23] Look, the HOA, you know I had a situation where I had to break into Andy's house.

[34:26:30] What the hell?

[34:26:32] Yeah, yeah the former mayor.

[34:26:36] Well, she's married to Denzel and he shot a person at the farmers market and everyone told me he did it

[34:26:47] So then I went to Andy's house because I know they're dating

[34:26:50] also someone said that she was there and

[34:26:52] his bike was at the house and

[34:26:57] Then I heard some screaming inside, so I went to make sure he wasn't killing other people

[34:27:06] You sure nobody died yeah, they're saying I violated their fourth amendment right, you know unlawful search and seizure

[34:27:11] But you know we're gonna be saying that we had a

[34:27:15] Exigent circumstances

[34:27:21] Right and I forced my way in that home

[34:27:24] Yeah, I thought I thought Andrews all about it. Is that right?

[34:27:28] Yeah, I thought of everything it knows. Oh, hey, Lou. I was just about to call you

[34:27:31] 100 meters above them. Yeah, is that right? Okay. Well, uh, well, you know cornered if you want to watch this drawlet

[34:27:38] It should be a good one or you know, you can get back out there and I can get with you later

[34:27:41] It's up to you. Yeah, I'll stick around actually. Okay. All right. This is a Louie's my lawyer

[34:27:48] How the custody here you go for

[34:27:53] For your kids, right? Oh, yeah, I lost all of them. Oh, well, that's okay. You can make more

[34:28:01] I mean, I kind of need the TLDR on this one again, because I called you an hour and a half ago.

[34:28:05] God, damn it, Lou.

[34:28:07] You don't remember this one at all.

[34:28:09] I do, but come here real quick.

[34:28:11] I like mystery.

[34:28:16] Hey, so you never told me that you had a ride along during this, and they were with you for about ten minutes outside of the house,

[34:28:22] and never heard any screams or anything along those lines?

[34:28:25] Who?

[34:28:26] Emma?

[34:28:28] Emma was not with me outside of the house.

[34:28:30] That's not true at all.

[34:28:31] She's she's gonna testify to the I dropped Emma off

[34:28:36] Before I went to the house

[34:28:40] That's actually a lie cuz she she went to go meet with them

[34:28:47] Yeah, okay, so this is what happened so I'm with Emma at the farmers market

[34:28:52] We get this

[34:28:56] Do you think narrative is better here

[34:29:01] I don't know

[34:29:04] I mean, I think you could just get there with questions, right? Yeah, no, we're good

[34:29:09] So she was riding along with me. We got this call up to the farmers market about this Denzel situation with Andy

[34:29:17] People on scene name him is the guy that shot this person and left on a motorcycle

[34:29:26] I

[34:29:27] I don't remember if I talked to the victim. I think he did actually I think he did you know what?

[34:29:31] Yes, he did. Yes, he did he he said

[34:29:33] I pushed the puro and he's gonna let you do hearsay so long as it's in the evidence

[34:29:38] Which the evidence says that the witness said it was him. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. He did

[34:29:45] So the victim says that

[34:29:48] Hello

[34:29:50] I'll talk about after this

[34:29:52] Are you're ending him?

[34:29:53] Woohoo!

[34:29:54] Ending him.

[34:29:55] Chill out.

[34:29:56] Alright, first off, uh, this is gonna be a super quick verdict, as since probably got

[34:30:00] another case coming up.

[34:30:01] Uh, not guilty on conspiracy, you guys, like, briefly mentioned it and didn't really go into

[34:30:05] it besides...

[34:30:06] She said that she was gonna stab me!

[34:30:07] Here today!

[34:30:08] She said...

[34:30:09] She said conspiracy about drug sales with a kid, not about the stabbing.

[34:30:13] Well, it's still a conspiracy, right?

[34:30:15] She's just a conspirator.

[34:30:16] Well, if she said that she was gonna stab me, I'm gonna send her pre-meditation

[34:30:19] for the attempt at her.

[34:30:20] Oh my god.

[34:30:21] criminal threat so we might have been able to push that.

[34:30:23] You probably could have pushed that, but she hasn't been found guilty of criminal threats

[34:30:26] and she's already pled guilty to the possession of a firearm so and it sounds like she had

[34:30:31] no remorse whatsoever so I'm just going to go ahead and what's her time and time?

[34:30:36] Let me drop the conspiracy.

[34:30:38] You got it?

[34:30:39] Yeah, I got it.

[34:30:40] It's fine.

[34:30:41] Okay, so a conspiracy, drop that.

[34:30:46] Give me a moment.

[34:30:47] There's 25 additional.

[34:30:49] uh oh yeah and then uh so it's 52 months 104 months per roll and then $3,900

[34:30:55] i'm sorry what was the month in front 52 months with 104 months per roll okay she can uh

[34:31:01] have this oh my god bitch body lifts

[34:31:07] get her detain her detain her till she's dead

[34:31:12] oh man you're not to keep your hands to yourself cordwood no oh my god is that

[34:31:17] is that cream oh my god yeah that's how you get wrangler put her in Hamcos

[34:31:27] to see Hamcos right I'm gonna detain her until she can't breathe yeah yeah good

[34:31:39] work we did it well 95 yeah you were right your honor no remorse you were

[34:31:44] I like the whole time

[34:31:49] You just can't learn

[34:31:56] So 125 months plus the rest of it

[34:32:03] All right, can you guys actually handle this I got talk with Luke because I'm being sued by the HOA leader their leaders the white devil

[34:32:10] Oh, they're not that anymore. They're the hogs of Arizona or something

[34:32:21] I mean, all we need is that, you know, I thought we needed her to then tell you, I mean, that,

[34:32:45] yeah, that's fine.

[34:32:47] I just responded.

[34:32:48] We don't really need her anymore.

[34:32:49] okay that's all fine uh... if if you know he's if you don't want to be here

[34:32:52] i just thought that sent you you know did a large part of the investigation

[34:32:55] that you might want to speak on behalf of it but that's okay

[34:32:58] but he's to be honest i've already tried but every single time

[34:33:02] if their lawyers worth their grain and salt

[34:33:05] will shut me down say that i'm testifying on behalf of somebody and

[34:33:09] it's hearsay but you

[34:33:11] uh... no no no because you are but you interviewed these people and you

[34:33:15] got these statements

[34:33:16] Yeah, Wrangler, but not to cut you guys off.

[34:33:19] We don't need her if you responded and someone told you it was Denzel.

[34:33:23] OK, all right, that's fine.

[34:33:25] That's fine. We'll just we'll just point to we'll just point to the report.

[34:33:29] Yeah, I just don't want to make it convoluted.

[34:33:32] That's OK. That's fine.

[34:33:33] If you guys think that's best, that's OK.

[34:33:35] I just thought that we'd call you in here anyways.

[34:33:38] I can be here. No, it's no.

[34:33:40] You know, that's that's going to shut me down a lot.

[34:33:43] Yep, that's fine.

[34:33:45] So anyway, you maybe can be here while I talk to Lou though, you don't guess I miss anything

[34:33:50] Yeah, all right appreciate that

[34:33:53] Okay, so Lou

[34:33:55] Hey mayor

[34:33:59] So basically like I said got this call Emma was with me at the time

[34:34:05] Let's talk over here

[34:34:12] Okay, so Emma was with me when I got the call up to the farmers market the victim said that it was Denzel

[34:34:17] Someone else on scene and said it was Denzel as well

[34:34:20] Said that he drove away on a motorcycle. I attempted to call them. They want an answer

[34:34:25] They mentioned that Andy was with them, too

[34:34:26] I went to Andy's house to see if they were there before I got there

[34:34:30] I dropped Emma off around the corner because she wanted to go

[34:34:32] I asked her to try to get them into custody or to try to have

[34:34:38] They meet her somewhere and Emma refused to do that. So I dropped her off

[34:34:43] And she also mentioned that she worked with them on some sort of

[34:34:48] construction business

[34:34:49] So that she was not so that she was not willing to

[34:34:53] Assist me with getting them in custody which could be important because that can kind of paint her as you know wanting to

[34:35:04] You know, but I mean you really want to

[34:35:07] Get your former or like maybe future pump mayor

[34:35:11] there on like aiding in a bedding. Is that something you really want to

[34:35:16] it's not aiding in a bedding, but it definitely makes her testimony of not

[34:35:19] hearing anyone there. Um, a little murky and also, okay, so let me just finish

[34:35:24] show. Um, so I drop her off at her house, which is, uh, you know, down

[34:35:30] the block of their house. And then I go to, um, I go to Andy's house. I

[34:35:39] see Denzel's bike there. And I wait there for a little bit to see if anyone would show

[34:35:46] up. Probably about 10, 15 minutes I'm there. And then I hear screaming. So that's when

[34:35:51] I decide to go into the home. And no one was inside as well? No one was inside. I mean,

[34:36:01] did someone leave a movie running? Where'd the screaming come from? I don't know. There

[34:36:05] There wasn't anything inside.

[34:36:10] I wasn't able to identify the source.

[34:36:13] God, yeah.

[34:36:14] Can you search anything?

[34:36:15] Nope.

[34:36:16] Lots of exigent circumstance, so I don't see the issue.

[34:36:20] Well, locals, I think it actually was a lot.

[34:36:24] If you listed on my body, you actually can't hear it.

[34:36:26] Yeah.

[34:36:27] We'll roll with that.

[34:36:29] All right.

[34:36:30] Because I was taking the testimony from the victim at the hospital when you were around that.

[34:36:39] Yeah.

[34:36:41] Yeah, so this will be a little different Lou, I think than the this one is a little more concrete

[34:36:45] We have someone on scene saying it's Denzel then I have

[34:36:48] Denzel's bike

[34:36:50] in the driveway

[34:36:52] That he you know, it was still running I think if you look at the picture. I think you could see some exhaust

[34:37:17] No dispatch calls. I know

[34:37:20] All right, give me a second here Lou. I'll bear back. I'm gonna get some food before this starts

[34:37:28] and also get smaller.

[34:37:39] Alright, so basically you were in hot pursuit up there,

[34:37:42] however, you did not have enough to enter the house,

[34:37:44] even though his bike was there.

[34:37:46] At least you felt that way.

[34:37:48] And then you heard locals in the backyard, I think.

[34:37:52] Yelling inside of the house,

[34:37:53] and then that's when you finally believed

[34:37:55] that you had enough PC to enter without a warrant.

[34:38:12] Think he's thinking about something.

[34:38:15] Yeah, he's probably looking at the report.

[34:38:15] Locals in the backyard, I think.

[34:38:30] But I would say that the best course of action

[34:38:33] is as an circumstance that he acted in good faith and believing that Denzel was on the

[34:38:39] property and that someone was also being hurt after receiving her from multiple sources at

[34:38:44] Toledo Farmers Market where she shot people.

[34:38:49] We can operate on good faith belief that someone is being harmed.

[34:38:54] It's one of our...

[34:38:55] Yeah, of course.

[34:38:56] Your preservation of life.

[34:38:57] Yeah, preservation of life.

[34:39:04] The only issue I see is that it's his word against their word at this point.

[34:39:10] I mean, that's kind of better for us.

[34:39:14] At least I would think it is.

[34:39:18] As long as they don't get underneath his skin, I think it'll be fun.

[34:39:21] How's it going up there?

[34:40:12] She never eluded us working with people, but if this is going to be weird because

[34:40:17] we have two judges that are going to be at a court case for this.

[34:40:21] I would say that a phone subpoena should be easy for us to acquire and that will be the best judge on who's

[34:40:29] Yeah, she gave consent then get it

[34:40:32] Situated and I can literally hand it to them now. I'm in the court. I was right

[34:40:37] Oh, okay

[34:40:39] What the fuck?

[34:40:41] IRL Pertock plushy wait that's on sick

[34:40:46] Hello crime mayors

[34:41:01] per-cock plushy way that's on sick hello crime mayors sorry what was that

[34:41:13] couldn't hear you I said hello crime mayors you talking to me yes why are

[34:41:19] you talking to me like that it's a free free country okay hello shit cop you

[34:41:28] You okay?

[34:41:29] Yeah, I'm good.

[34:41:31] Okay.

[34:41:32] Somehow Abdul is the least corrupt mayor in this room.

[34:41:43] Actually, that's not true. It's the only one that's in the beach.

[34:41:46] That doesn't mean it's the only one that's in the beach.

[34:41:48] Well, I'm right here, you guys.

[34:41:50] Hey, Abdul.

[34:41:51] I'm right here. I'm right here. I switched to God.

[34:41:55] Well, all four mayors in the same room. It's like the Avengers.

[34:41:59] It's like the Avengers, man.

[34:42:02] She's right over there with the blue hair Abdul may have embezzled a million dollars

[34:42:11] But I don't remember when he went to the farmers market and started executing people at his free will

[34:42:21] Well a lot of witnesses sure do

[34:42:25] Correction beans were never any low my god

[34:42:33] Did you eat the nail to

[34:42:35] It's not good with the nail you can't eat it with the nail

[34:42:47] Hey, so Shapiro said that like I said you can commit hearsay, right?

[34:42:53] You arrest him for those warrants after this, all right, okay

[34:42:58] He goes back on his word fuck him. All right. I mean is it really here?

[34:43:06] Well, why are the witnesses here?

[34:43:08] I mean more like because I'm a bad lawyer

[34:43:11] Use a ladder on like I said it was already scheduled, but it was you know in discovery

[34:43:16] So then I asked up here and I'm like do I have to you know?

[34:43:19] Possibly fuck this up and push it back even more or can we come over here?

[34:43:23] So he's like we can come over here step. Okay, but if you're a fucking scumbag. Oh, I

[34:43:32] Think you'll be okay

[34:44:12] I'm literally a witness I'm gonna prosecute it yeah well River just came to me and said that she was getting accomplished charges

[34:44:20] But look you can't she's the one who's accused of being abused

[34:44:23] I have no idea the only thing that was posted was for a side carder. Okay. I don't know what that is about

[34:44:29] Okay, time to lose fucker. You fat loser fucker. He goes back to him every time

[34:44:35] Can't do that. That's uh, it's prosecutorial misconduct. No, I mean it's guys not following

[34:44:42] But he's subbed for two months

[34:44:56] But the rest of his chat log is like normally talking

[34:45:08] You know M and I need to talk

[34:45:12] Okay, I thought you guys sorted it out last night.

[34:45:14] Oh, yes, so far.

[34:45:16] Uh, we're still trying to figure it out.

[34:45:18] I don't really know.

[34:45:19] Aw, well, you know, at least you guys are still trying, you know?

[34:45:23] You're giving her some chance.

[34:45:25] Sure.

[34:45:26] Hmm.

[34:45:27] I think, I think depends.

[34:45:29] Oh, come on, Brangley, you know you love her.

[34:45:31] I don't know.

[34:45:32] I love Pumping-er.

[34:45:34] Yeah, you also love Pumping-er.

[34:45:36] Yeah, you guys know.

[34:45:39] That was a lose.

[34:45:40] I love that, but uh, you know, I was being trick.

[34:45:49] Only because I thought it was the mayor.

[34:46:01] What?

[34:46:16] I need to go get some food for a couple of hours.

[34:46:18] I'll be right back.

[34:46:19] I thought that was the mayor's penis.

[34:46:21] Hey, why is uh, why is Mr. Lark here?

[34:46:24] I'm sorry, Mr. Dean.

[34:46:25] I'm not a Mr. Winslow.

[34:46:26] Oh.

[34:46:27] Alright.

[34:46:31] He just started.

[34:46:32] Nothing.

[34:46:33] He said my name.

[34:46:34] Oh.

[34:46:35] Okay, the mayor's over there.

[34:46:37] Good.

[34:46:38] Stay in here.

[34:46:39] Yeah, I'm right here.

[34:46:41] Good one.

[34:46:43] Probably not important.

[34:46:45] As he driving comedian is in the back. Thank you. We have miss haze

[34:46:54] Wait for mr. Hallow and miss haze driving the jug shopping aspect of this

[34:47:11] I don't really think I'm gonna be able to do too much about that in terms of a

[34:47:14] Retrial because retrials really don't happen due to lack of judges

[34:47:20] It's just really not a thing that happens

[34:47:25] But I can probably take some bar licenses for it or at least get some strikes or something

[34:47:36] I don't know so I forgot. Thank you for the five gifted subs appreciate that

[34:47:54] Jesus have Jimmy after this. I don't I'm not just roll around with cornwood honestly

[34:48:08] layer

[34:48:09] Would you call me?

[34:48:18] Fingal do yeah, that sounds like fun. I didn't know corn would do back

[34:48:33] You just salad or a sandwich

[34:48:35] Uh, I don't I don't get it if everyone hates the character like why is it a rainboard doesn't mean realize he's kind of ruining

[34:48:44] How does it feel to be at all and what in this case?

[34:48:53] I actually don't mind it, but who else is being sued here, isn't it just me?

[34:49:02] Oh

[34:49:03] The primary defendant I don't mind it the less my name is on the dock at the better

[34:49:23] Lucky Luciano, thank you so much

[34:49:26] 10 gifted

[34:49:30] cover in at 12 hours a

[34:49:36] Salad sandwich it depends on the it depends on the sound depends on the

[34:49:40] Sandwich normally I'd lead to her I'd lead towards sandwich though

[34:49:43] No.

[34:49:45] Here we go, Panther!

[34:49:46] Who's going to suck the dick?

[34:49:49] Nov, D-Vad.

[34:49:52] Dive-Vad.

[34:49:56] Thanks for the five gifted.

[34:50:02] How many subs last 24 hours?

[34:50:04] I can check.

[34:50:08] It says 3,847 subs since this thing has started.

[34:50:15] started with the outstanding motions regarding the evidence going back

[34:50:19] very good not specifically let those unresolved we're gonna have mr. Hallow

[34:50:24] here take point on hearing part of the extra five solving them before we get

[34:50:28] started with the actual trial hello oh Jesus honor mr. Hallow everything that he

[34:50:36] objected to or rebutted to we actually it's fine we don't need it oh okay well

[34:50:43] That's done them. I did it. Okay, so specifically I'm just gonna make sure on the record we go through this and what's the status

[34:50:55] When you be conflict out of this case well if he rules against us we just report on people see there's how we play this and

[34:51:06] Defense has withdrawn

[34:51:09] Their exhibit a so the C3 and a are withdrawn from the defense

[34:51:16] I think blue over here said the people but yeah, he's the defendant. Oh

[34:51:23] Apologies

[34:51:24] That's fine

[34:51:26] See

[34:51:27] I believe the people what is what?

[34:51:29] What's being the throne so the people of that one report that was not relevant

[34:51:34] The district attorney that's the only thing prosecuting body. Yeah, and then there was a picture that was already on the report

[34:51:39] I'll show you the state

[34:51:42] Because the people are not being sued the department is

[34:51:44] I understood your honor, uh, correct. C3 is being stricken and defenses a

[34:51:59] We're never gonna sleep. I slept great

[34:52:02] On camera right defenses bc1 and c2 are on the I had the warm glow of chase comforting me

[34:52:11] There was an objection about uh, one of them being redundant, but if it is then it won't matter anyway

[34:52:25] You saw my boner. Oh my god

[34:52:27] That's so embarrassing

[34:52:32] Oh my god

[34:52:36] You didn't see me? That's pretty... it's dark in here.

[34:52:44] We'll go ahead with the reading of the statement of claim.

[34:52:46] Proceed with that, you know, in a second.

[34:52:48] I'm getting pulled up, Ptok!

[34:52:54] I'm actually getting pulled up, Ptok!

[34:52:57] Oh, God!

[34:53:00] All right, so, uh, Plaintiffs have brought a civil case here against the

[34:53:04] Polito Bay Sheriff's Office, and specifically, uh, Randy Wrangler.

[34:53:09] The statement of claim is as follows.

[34:53:11] On the 17th of December 2021, the plaintiff selected Randy Wrangler performed a warrantless search

[34:53:18] on the Rockford Hills signed property and abode the plaintiff's claim primarily owned by Andy Jones

[34:53:23] and legal residents of one Denzel Williams. Plaintiff's claim that Captain Wrangler not only broke

[34:53:30] Ms. Jones and Mr. Denzel's riots against warrantless search, but property damage was

[34:53:35] alleged to have been done to the roof, front door and interior. Roof. Plaintiffs are seeking

[34:53:40] for relief $30,000 for violation of their fourth amendment rights against unreasonable

[34:53:44] search and seizure and $10,000 for repairs to the damage done to the home in question.

[34:53:51] Plaintiffs are being represented by attorney Howard Shapiro

[34:53:55] and the defense here is represented by attorney Luke Cole. We'll go ahead and proceed

[34:54:01] to hear opening statements from Mr. Shapiro first.

[34:54:04] $10,000 dollar door. I mean, UwU is $2,000, so it makes sense.

[34:54:10] Today, we will discuss the willful disregard for protected rights held by the public at

[34:54:17] large by Captain Randy Wrangler. We will discuss the damage he caused to the property and

[34:54:23] the unwarranted breach of a property he shouldn't have been on in the first place. Captain

[34:54:28] Wrangler displayed willful disregard for the laws of protection which we hold dear.

[34:54:33] He is not an ignorant man as he is well known to conduct raids on many individuals.

[34:54:40] So with that in mind, we must hold Captain Randy Wrangler to such a standard as he should

[34:54:46] know better than anyone else.

[34:54:57] The plaintiff alleges that my client breached the Fourth Amendment rights of Andy Jones

[34:55:03] and Denzel Williams.

[34:55:05] This is not the case, however.

[34:55:08] As Randy Wrangler, sorry, Captain Randy Wrangler, believed a person was an imminent danger inside

[34:55:13] of the house, causing for him to take the actions he had to in order to preserve life.

[34:55:22] Coupled with the fact that he was searching for a violent fugitive, any reasonable officer

[34:55:30] would have done the same thing entering that house and through his testimony we will

[34:55:34] show that today.

[34:55:37] strong strong Lou strong that's complete sarcasm or not no i'm serious it's

[34:55:43] really strong sure and sweet i like it all right we will then go ahead and

[34:55:49] proceed to uh with i wouldn't test money or anything of the sort uh mr

[34:55:55] Shapiro who we'd be calling first at this time to claim it calls cane lark

[34:56:00] to the stand i don't see it came lark we have a

[34:56:03] The Yager Demon Blood.

[34:56:04] The Yager Demon Blood.

[34:56:05] Yager Dipshit.

[34:56:06] Oh, yes, Mr. Demon Blood.

[34:56:08] Thank you.

[34:56:09] Sorry about that clerical error by Mr. Spiro.

[34:56:11] Yeah, no problem, Creme.

[34:56:13] Oh!

[34:56:14] Is that for me?

[34:56:32] Mr. Demon Blood, do you affirm the testimony you're about to give before this court shall

[34:56:37] be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but it under penalty of perjury, so help

[34:56:41] you, Nikita.

[34:56:43] Yeah.

[34:56:44] All right, Mr. Spiro, you're witness.

[34:56:47] Can you state your name for the court?

[34:56:49] Yeah, I got it.

[34:56:52] OK, can you look at evidence claimant D for us?

[34:56:59] What the fuck is that?

[34:57:06] Are you able to look on the court docket?

[34:57:10] Yeah, give me a second.

[34:57:11] Let me bring it up on my phone here.

[34:57:24] Yeah, yeah, I can.

[34:57:28] I guess you can do anything.

[34:57:29] Yeah, I got it.

[34:57:30] OK, you have it open?

[34:57:33] Yeah, I think so.

[34:57:35] Have you seen these images before?

[34:57:43] Let me look through them real quick.

[34:57:46] People in the gallery can direct their attention

[34:57:48] to the big screen for reference.

[34:57:57] Oh, yeah, of course.

[34:57:59] OK, where have you seen these images from?

[34:58:00] It's a police, sir.

[34:58:01] This is where my uncle lives.

[34:58:04] Do you know who took these pictures?

[34:58:10] I'm not really sure.

[34:58:11] It's so long.

[34:58:14] I mean the police did but I don't know it's specific like after having met him in real life

[34:58:21] and conflicted on that what he likes to make people angry

[34:58:27] all right yeah I was there

[34:58:31] all right

[34:58:35] yes thank you that's so this is house

[34:58:40] no this is Andy's house hello

[34:58:50] What's up, y'all, man?

[34:58:53] Okay.

[34:58:54] All right, good witness.

[34:58:59] Oh, yeah, am I the witness?

[34:59:01] Am I the witness?

[34:59:03] Uh, I don't know.

[34:59:04] You're not a witness in this.

[34:59:05] No, he's good.

[34:59:06] He's good.

[34:59:07] All right, you're excused.

[34:59:10] That's my interview.

[34:59:11] That's fucking a big game.

[34:59:12] Thanks so much.

[34:59:13] Go back to League.

[34:59:14] Who the fuck was that?

[34:59:16] I don't know.

[34:59:18] That was worse than me on the other case.

[34:59:20] It's like a birdie.

[35:00:15] so long

[35:00:27] It's time the claimant's calls mr. Winslow to the stand

[35:00:32] All right, mr. Winslow

[35:00:41] Who's this?

[35:00:44] I don't fucking know. Hey, I need to be dismissed as a witness before I can

[35:00:49] Uh, your honor if I may uh, can I recuse uh officer haze?

[35:00:57] why

[35:00:59] I called her cautionary as a caution prior to speaking with Wrangler, however we do not

[35:01:06] need her as a witness anymore.

[35:01:12] That's your ride.

[35:01:14] I know, I think it would have been good to have her in the pocket too, but what can

[35:01:18] you do?

[35:01:19] I'm just going to speak the truth, the whole business, but the truth, so I'll help

[35:01:25] you, Vickita.

[35:01:26] I do.

[35:01:27] Okay, Mr. Winslow, I only have a few questions for you.

[35:01:34] Can you state your full name for the court record?

[35:01:36] a Winslow Winslow did you have any contact with myths Jones or Mr. Williams in

[35:01:44] December 17th 2021 yes I had an interview for the smoking gun business

[35:01:50] that they own oh son of a bitch meeting occur I didn't know that I would say

[35:01:56] about an hour and a half before the storm give or take 15 minutes okay and

[35:02:02] And how long did it proceed?

[35:02:05] God damn it.

[35:02:05] Now I need a new cigarette place.

[35:02:08] What exactly did you speak about during this meeting?

[35:02:13] My strengths and weaknesses as a worker.

[35:02:17] Son of a bitch.

[35:02:19] I would handle certain situations

[35:02:21] regarding working the booth or them.

[35:02:24] Just discussed my past here in the city.

[35:02:27] Just had some cordial conversation as well.

[35:02:29] At any time, did you notice any police

[35:02:31] trying to contact either of them?

[35:02:34] Nope, not to my knowledge.

[35:02:36] There was no phone ringing, and they didn't even

[35:02:38] glance at their phone while we were talking.

[35:02:43] At any time, did Miss Jones or Mr. Williams

[35:02:45] alert to you anything noteworthy?

[35:02:49] Nope, they were kind of talking to each other.

[35:02:51] I did.

[35:02:52] They were talking to me about the interview.

[35:02:53] OK.

[35:02:54] I have no further questions for this witness, your honor.

[35:03:03] Mr. Cole.

[35:03:06] One second, your honor.

[35:03:19] Hello, Mr. Winslow.

[35:03:21] What are we going for with this? What happened at the end of quit bro bro ski? Thanks for the five gifted

[35:03:29] From the interview I walked back up to my spear and they stayed to they said discuss the interview

[35:03:37] All right, so you left and they you miss chase we all do it looks like correct

[35:03:42] I mean they were on the end of the pier and I went to my car and then drove off

[35:03:48] So yes, they're out of my line of sight

[35:03:51] and you said there's about half hour left in storm

[35:03:54] they're about to eat all right no questions

[35:04:02] your bad witnesses so far

[35:04:08] are they just gonna say that they weren't ever the ones who stabbed

[35:04:11] you're gonna win I don't know what the defense is here

[35:04:14] well considering the loss of my friend though

[35:04:18] it's literally just exigent circumstance it doesn't matter if

[35:04:22] Yeah, I don't know, Lou.

[35:04:23] I don't know.

[35:04:25] May I proceed to your honor?

[35:04:31] We're both Ms. Jones and Mr. Williams

[35:04:34] present during the entire duration of the meeting.

[35:04:37] Here we go, Prancer!

[35:04:38] Who's gonna suck the dick?

[35:04:45] Okay.

[35:04:47] I think that's what they're going for.

[35:04:49] There's not even a time on this report.

[35:04:53] I mean, we have all this witness statement.

[35:04:58] Also, wait.

[35:05:01] All right, Mr. Winslow, you can step down there.

[35:05:02] We have his motorcycle at the fucking house

[35:05:06] Weird okay at this time the claimants would like to call Andy Jones to the stand

[35:05:18] Right miss Jones, man. You went stand, please. This is a weird defense. Yes, sir

[35:05:23] Oh, I guess we're the defense and do you affirm the testimony you're about to give for this court should be

[35:05:42] Nothing but under the penalty of perjury. So help you vigor. Yes, sir. All right. You're witness mr. Spiro

[35:05:48] Can you please state your full name and your occupation for the record?

[35:05:53] Andy Jones, former two-time back-to-back defending mayoral champion, business owner.

[35:06:01] Okay, help run a book club account.

[35:06:05] I believe it counts.

[35:06:07] Do you recall any major events occurring on the 17th of December?

[35:06:10] Yes, that doesn't really matter though.

[35:06:13] I guess it matters, but...

[35:06:17] Do any of these events revolve around your home?

[35:06:23] Where is your home? Yeah, I know that they weren't at the fucking house. I went in that bitch

[35:06:30] I went in that motherfucker they weren't there at this time

[35:06:34] It's just an accurate depiction of the properties you own

[35:06:57] And now I would like to point you claim it's

[35:07:00] Basement door that led to the roof classic

[35:07:10] Croped out the charges

[35:07:13] Yeah, all right

[35:07:15] Do you have it, Miss Jones?

[35:07:17] Yes, I do.

[35:07:18] Okay, is this your poem?

[35:07:20] Yes, it is.

[35:07:21] Hey, there she is.

[35:07:22] I am way, I'm way, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[35:07:26] Man, you got a hot sister.

[35:07:28] Can you see anything irregular about these pictures

[35:07:30] in relation to your home?

[35:07:33] Yes, there are cops all over my house,

[35:07:35] or at least Wrangler looks like, but other police

[35:07:37] people's at my home as well, without my knowledge.

[35:07:40] In the third picture, can you describe what you see there?

[35:07:48] The one with Wrangler climbing on my roof?

[35:07:52] At the circle?

[35:07:55] Yes.

[35:07:58] Uh, yes, it looks like Wrangler's climbing on my roof.

[35:08:01] How can you be sure that's Captain Wrangler?

[35:08:10] Um, I mean, I've interacted with Wrangler many times

[35:08:14] over the past however many months, probably past a year.

[35:08:17] I've gotten to know him well.

[35:08:19] Is he wearing the same clothing now, today,

[35:08:22] what he was wearing in that photo?

[35:08:24] Uh, looks like it, yeah.

[35:08:32] Was any damage done to your roof while Captain Wrangler was on it?

[35:08:36] Yeah, some of the shingles on our roof were chips cracked and fell apart a little bit up there.

[35:08:43] In the sixth picture, can you describe what you see there?

[35:08:48] Yeah, so I know.

[35:08:51] The Chase VOD watch party has really been nostalgic.

[35:08:56] I've enjoyed it.

[35:08:57] Uh, yes, that's also Mr. Wrangler just standing on the very top of my roof.

[35:09:01] Lucy checked out. I mean, it's just there's not really their defense is bad. He doesn't really have to

[35:09:07] Consent to climb onto your roof

[35:09:09] Absolutely, not did you give captain ring the consent to be on your property at all?

[35:09:14] Absolutely, not were you anywhere near your property during this time?

[35:09:18] Yes, we're the defense. Where were you?

[35:09:22] Whatever they're trying to say is bad. Winslow. Winslow. We're giving

[35:09:26] interviews for smoking gun one of the businesses my husband Ion

[35:09:29] Were you ever made aware by Captain Wrangler that he had ventured onto your property?

[35:09:35] No.

[35:09:36] How were you made aware the police had stormed your property?

[35:09:40] I'm sorry, can you repeat the question? I missed the first part.

[35:09:44] How were you made aware that the police stormed your property?

[35:09:47] I was called by a friend who had taken these photos and they let me know that-

[35:09:52] So Wendell said the meeting started what, an hour and a half before storm?

[35:09:55] An hour and a half before storm.

[35:09:56] Yeah.

[35:09:57] Which would be 12.30 a.m.

[35:09:59] or acclaimants A through C at this point.

[35:10:03] For an hour and a half?

[35:10:05] Yeah.

[35:10:06] For me, that would be 230.

[35:10:09] Well, for me, it's 1230.

[35:10:12] All of these pictures or the times are dated before that.

[35:10:17] Yeah, I know.

[35:10:18] This all happened.

[35:10:18] Yeah.

[35:10:20] He said it was, when did he say it was?

[35:10:21] He said before or after the storm.

[35:10:23] An hour and a half before the storm.

[35:10:24] Oh, okay.

[35:10:25] So then for me, that's, yeah, that's 1130 then.

[35:10:28] Is this what you found when you returned home?

[35:10:31] Yes.

[35:10:32] Can you describe these photos to the court, A, B, and C?

[35:10:37] And he said they were in their way or when?

[35:10:41] An hour and a half before a storm.

[35:10:45] Yes, sorry.

[35:10:46] I arrived at my property and noticed

[35:10:48] that my door was kept in and splintered and broken

[35:10:51] and wide open into my home.

[35:10:54] Did you do this to your property?

[35:10:56] Absolutely not.

[35:10:58] Was any excuse given to you why this happened?

[35:11:02] Nope.

[35:11:03] Were you made aware of who breached your property?

[35:11:07] By the person who had taken the photos,

[35:11:09] yes, they said they watched it.

[35:11:11] We actually tried to call them multiple times.

[35:11:13] And Demzal refused to come down.

[35:11:15] No, wait, that's not here, so I withdraw that.

[35:11:25] Great.

[35:11:26] I know they're gonna say that was Yeager

[35:11:27] who took pictures, so it's whatever.

[35:11:30] I'm Wrangler, and you've been Wrangled out.

[35:11:32] Will you ever provide for me?

[35:11:32] Yeah, so I'm looking here, and I, so on 12.16,

[35:11:36] I took this picture at, um, the farmer's market at 11.48.

[35:11:42] Um, can you clarify?

[35:11:44] Your time?

[35:11:45] Oh, we have to find out what time these pictures are.

[35:11:47] Light, four, or proof?

[35:11:48] What pictures?

[35:11:49] No.

[35:11:50] The pictures are labeled with times on the, uh, on the docket.

[35:11:54] Which pictures, Lou?

[35:11:55] The ones of you on the roof.

[35:11:57] Oh, I mean I mean I was there I did that yeah, I know well, I took the picture of the bike at

[35:12:07] 1208

[35:12:08] Can I request for the respondents to speak a little bit more quietly me?

[35:12:21] No, the respondents behind us. I can't speak any quieter. I don't know what you want me to do

[35:12:25] Oh, okay, forgive me

[35:12:28] Did you observe all the damage that occurred to your property?

[35:12:36] You see the fix you'll see them don't throw them out

[35:12:42] Estimates based on what we do

[35:12:44] And the things that came with it right so when you go and you purchase your home

[35:12:48] We got an estimate for the door and the shingles and all that

[35:12:51] Okay

[35:12:53] Is this a fair price?

[35:12:54] Yes, absolutely. I

[35:13:03] Have no further questions for this guy stopping each other. All right Lou

[35:13:10] Yeah, y'all are not gonna do any dumb shit in this board

[35:13:12] made up repairs I mean that's that's what our P is no I have nothing could we

[35:13:36] ask of where she got the next witness at this time the claim is we'd like to

[35:13:42] call Denzel Williams to the stand

[35:13:46] probably just to prove that we had exigen circumstances

[35:14:00] That's all he needs. Yeah, that's all he needs.

[35:14:02] He's single.

[35:14:03] Okay.

[35:14:04] Do you swear to tell the truth?

[35:14:06] The whole truth and nothing about it.

[35:14:08] We'll see.

[35:14:09] On the penalty of perjury.

[35:14:11] So, how can we...

[35:14:12] I do.

[35:14:15] Okay.

[35:14:16] Thank you.

[35:14:17] Yeah, he probably doesn't want to go to the funeral.

[35:14:19] Thank you, your honor.

[35:14:20] Can you say your full names on that?

[35:14:22] Denzel Williams.

[35:14:24] What is your relationship to Miss Andy Jones?

[35:14:26] That's so wrong.

[35:14:28] I'm married to her.

[35:14:30] Where are you with Miss Andy Jones on the 17th of December, 2021?

[35:14:35] Yes.

[35:14:36] Is random characters annoying?

[35:14:37] What is your affiliation with the property in question?

[35:14:40] I live there.

[35:14:41] Are random characters super annoying?

[35:14:43] Where you made aware of the siege that occurred on your property?

[35:14:48] Siege?

[35:14:49] Where you made aware of the siege that occurred on your property?

[35:14:52] Not by police.

[35:14:53] Who made you aware of it?

[35:14:56] After my wife received a call from a friend of hers, she told me about it.

[35:15:02] Where were you during this time of the siege?

[35:15:04] I was interviewing Winslow for Smoking Gun, a business I own with my wife, Andy Jones.

[35:15:11] Were you anywhere near the property?

[35:15:13] No, I was at Shumash Pier, a home away from home.

[35:15:18] another guy's not as fun as William's family here now like that's here on the

[35:15:23] record regulations

[35:15:25] I can't explain that and you're a pig!

[35:15:28] Can you grab uh claimants D at this time Mr. Williams?

[35:15:35] uh claimants D sure

[35:15:39] if I if I get through that he has my voice line

[35:15:45] I'm literally sending that clip to my lawyer, and I'm just gonna be real.

[35:15:50] Okay, I have it.

[35:15:54] Do you see anything irregular about these pictures in question?

[35:15:59] I mean, there's pictures of Captain Wrangler on and she and my wife are dropping off.

[35:16:07] I dropped Emma off from a ride-along somewhere in between 1148 and midnight.

[35:16:14] You pick out who that is.

[35:16:15] That's what I'm saying.

[35:16:16] And she told me that she was being dropped off because she had a meeting with them.

[35:16:24] But then they were in all these other meetings at the same time?

[35:16:27] Was any damage done to the roof by Captain Wrangler?

[35:16:30] Absolutely.

[35:16:31] What was that?

[35:16:32] I don't know.

[35:16:33] I mean, we can't do perjury right now, but like, I'm very confused about this entire

[35:16:40] story.

[35:16:43] Not your story.

[35:16:44] I'm confused about why everyone needed this shit.

[35:16:46] I would press that because that's what that's what that's what that's what Emma told me. That's why she said

[35:16:53] Yeah, right. I know I'm gonna bring up and then I'll sidebar and fucking just ask to get this checked out the window

[35:16:59] Yeah, all right

[35:17:01] Because I I don't know i'm confused

[35:17:03] Well, I know for a fact that it was somewhere in that 10 minute window

[35:17:08] Yeah, because you dropped off before going on to the house and then all the pictures are on the house

[35:17:12] I said you 1208 or some shit like that.

[35:17:15] 1208 is when I took pictures of the motorcycle,

[35:17:18] so that's when I got there.

[35:17:20] And then the pictures were soon thereafter.

[35:17:24] Captain Randy Wrangler.

[35:17:24] Yeah.

[35:17:25] Did you give consent for Captain Wrangler

[35:17:28] to be on the roof of your property?

[35:17:30] Negative.

[35:17:31] Did any time you give Captain Wrangler consent

[35:17:34] to be on your property at all?

[35:17:36] Never.

[35:17:38] OK.

[35:17:39] i would just like to point to

[35:17:42] just quickly

[35:17:43] uh... claimants a three c

[35:17:49] can't live without a little bit of this damage to you know that's not me

[35:17:55] i mean we

[35:17:56] came home from uh... near that's a bad roof of it just got destroyed by someone

[35:18:00] walking on it

[35:18:01] wrangler

[35:18:03] and how do you do you know where that uh... cut the language of this

[35:18:06] damage you probably

[35:18:08] did you have a friend literally was watching that i did thanks to jingo

[35:18:13] Are you presented with any search warrant?

[35:18:15] I wasn't watching.

[35:18:16] Never.

[35:18:17] Oh.

[35:18:18] Was the house, had the house been on fire?

[35:18:20] Why would you be watching me sleep?

[35:18:21] In your dream?

[35:18:23] No.

[35:18:24] Oh.

[35:18:25] Was anyone allowed inside the property while you weren't there?

[35:18:28] Okay.

[35:18:29] Nobody.

[35:18:30] What was the state of the interior after they left?

[35:18:43] The police officers left.

[35:18:45] I mean some shit had been like, you know, they obviously people entered the property. She was out of place

[35:18:55] Okay, was anything damaged inside the property?

[35:19:02] Like some odd shit, but the main damages were done to the roof and the door actually

[35:19:11] Too biggest damage do you normally keep your vehicle on your own property?

[35:19:18] Hey, I'll believe it or not. I do normally use my drive. I

[35:19:21] So I tried to contact him multiple times and Hayes actually talked to Denzel about this whole thing

[35:19:27] And he refused to come into MRPD and talk about it

[35:19:31] So they I tried to make them aware of all of this and they would not talk to me

[35:19:36] They didn't answer my phone calls

[35:19:37] And it got to the point where Hayes had to call Denzel to even get him to answer and then he refused to come down to

[35:19:42] MRPD when she said that it was about

[35:19:45] This well, I guess we'll ask about that. All right

[35:19:49] People see to

[35:19:51] We could always subpoena that shit. Okay. Yes, how long is that motorcycle been left on your property?

[35:20:03] I mean, I usually leave my vehicles on my property. Why did they dismiss a she wanted to leave?

[35:20:11] This was almost over a month ago

[35:20:14] But Shapiro said he wasn't gonna object to hearsay

[35:20:18] I think he will because he's a piece of shit

[35:20:21] I think that Lou is getting played by Shapiro

[35:20:29] Hello former mayor just a couple quick questions

[35:20:34] Okay

[35:20:35] Had any officers tried to contact you following this incident. Okay?

[35:20:40] Are you certain of that?

[35:20:42] pretty positive, okay?

[35:20:49] Well, do you recall the vehicle you took to go meet with Winslow?

[35:20:56] Genuinely, I do not this was over a month ago. That's so long

[35:21:05] I have no questions. Okay. Well, we got that. Yeah, that's gonna have yeah, that's gonna have

[35:21:15] What can he redirect off of that were you in the same vehicle as miss Jones? Yeah

[35:21:23] Where you with miss Jones the entire time for the duration

[35:21:28] And then for the question jar

[35:21:35] We have to prove perjury. It's William St. Kenley beer. So I mean it just all depends

[35:21:39] Mr. Spiro any further witnesses we'll just see

[35:21:47] Yes, your honor at this time. We would like to call Randy Wrangler to the stand

[35:21:52] Wrangler a lot of people don't do this scope of everything. I'm just trying to get this in one shot. All right. Hey

[35:22:01] Ricardo your bubble your bubble coming

[35:22:06] Please

[35:22:14] The whole truth and nothing but the truth I'm a penalty of Patrick so happy me

[35:22:20] Yes I do. Can you set your full name and rank for the record? Captain Randy

[35:22:29] Wrangler, country music icon. Do you remember being at Rockford Hills?

[35:22:35] Hold on, he also holds the world record for male stamina. Thank you.

[35:22:39] I want to make sure that's all the resolutions. Thank you. 22 seconds.

[35:22:43] Thank you. Thank you. Record. Continue. Thank you. Thank you so much.

[35:22:47] Do you remember being at Rockford Hills signed property on the 17th of

[35:22:51] to subvert to any one.

[35:22:53] Uh, that's Miss Jones property, correct?

[35:22:57] That's correct.

[35:22:57] Yeah.

[35:22:58] Yeah, I was there.

[35:23:00] But at this time, we would like to point to claim it's

[35:23:02] C picture three.

[35:23:08] Can you make me aware of when you have that?

[35:23:11] Uh, oh, I'm sorry.

[35:23:12] Is it not going to be put on the projector?

[35:23:15] Uh, it is.

[35:23:16] Which one?

[35:23:17] Uh, the third picture.

[35:23:31] Well, he just put this entire situation, the scope for Lou.

[35:23:35] Is this a is that it already up there that might already be yeah, oh there it is okay. No. Oh

[35:23:43] C-picture three

[35:23:46] Yeah, that's the person that ends all shot. No, okay, sorry

[35:23:52] What do you mean no he shot well, I mean that piece of evidence is already going out anyways, but in itself

[35:23:59] This was thrown out. It was thrown out, but it's on the projector

[35:24:03] Yeah, it was thrown out and you didn't even object to it, Lou.

[35:24:06] The judges are slacking right now.

[35:24:09] Not my job, and it's your job not to speak or you'll get contempt, white devil.

[35:24:13] Mm-hmm.

[35:24:14] We're going extra hard on you in the month of February.

[35:24:16] All right, so let's have the attorney's approach for a second, Captain Ringler, please

[35:24:24] step over to the side.

[35:24:25] Thank you.

[35:24:26] All right.

[35:24:31] I thought Lou told me that this was already in a report.

[35:24:45] I really hope that he was right.

[35:24:49] But if it's not, that's okay.

[35:24:51] tried his best. Okay Wrangler you can approach the stand again thank you Pichingle. Okay for

[35:24:56] everyone's education the reason why this was objected to was it is redundant it is already in

[35:25:01] the police report which was provided in evidence primarily. I don't care whether it's redundant

[35:25:09] or not we're still gonna end up looking at it so it's fine to reference it in this form we're

[35:25:13] We're gonna continue.

[35:25:16] Yeah, so that is the individual that-

[35:25:18] I'm still waiting for a claimant C3.

[35:25:21] Oh, is this not it?

[35:25:22] C3, oh, you said people's.

[35:25:24] Oh, did I?

[35:25:26] Oh, forgive me, I meant claimant C3.

[35:25:38] I only see one claimant C.

[35:25:47] Are there multiple claimants C?

[35:25:48] I only see one.

[35:25:51] It's picture three inside of claimant C.

[35:25:54] There's only one picture in claimant C.

[35:25:57] Yeah, there's only one picture in there.

[35:26:03] That's why I assumed you're-

[35:26:04] Okay, forgive me. That's a that's a typo. It's supposed to be

[35:26:09] Claimant D forgive me. Is that what you're talking about? Yes, your honor. Thank you very much. Okay

[35:26:32] Captain Wrangler is this you

[35:26:34] Would you mind if I pull out my camera so I can get a better look? Sure. Oh

[35:26:49] No, I may have messed up here

[35:26:58] Okay, there we go. That makes sense

[35:27:01] I don't know if that's me

[35:27:05] I mean it looks like me, but this also has the same quality of that Bigfoot video

[35:27:15] Then let me just plainly ask were you on Miss Jones's roof? Oh, yeah

[35:27:21] Okay, did you have consent to be on that roof?

[35:27:24] No

[35:27:26] Did you have consent to be on the property at all?

[35:27:30] I did not have consent from the

[35:27:33] Property owner or any residents of the property know

[35:27:36] No.

[35:27:37] Okay.

[35:27:38] How long were you at the property?

[35:27:40] Um, 15, 20 minutes?

[35:27:44] Okay.

[35:27:45] Did you kick in the door of the property?

[35:27:48] Yes, I did.

[35:27:51] Did you have a warrant to enter this property?

[35:27:52] No, I did not.

[35:27:54] Do you have a consult with a judge about the legality of your actions?

[35:28:02] God, I called several people.

[35:28:04] Um, I don't think so.

[35:28:09] Okay.

[35:28:10] Why did you breach the property?

[35:28:12] I heard screaming from within side of the residents.

[35:28:16] Did anyone else hear that screaming?

[35:28:19] I can't speak on other people.

[35:28:22] Did you make anyone else, was anyone else around you

[35:28:25] when you heard this quote unquote screaming?

[35:28:27] In the immediate area of me, no.

[35:28:30] We set up a perimeter around the house.

[35:28:32] We were pretty sparse on units like we are

[35:28:37] in these hours.

[35:28:40] Okay, there were maybe you were you on the property when you heard the screaming. I believe I was in the front

[35:28:46] I was either inside of the gate

[35:28:50] Leading to the driveway there or just outside of it

[35:28:54] Okay, I just find the screaming woman when you entered the property or person

[35:28:58] No, I was not able to locate the source of the person in distress

[35:29:03] Have you ever read the case law of the people versus Otto Delmar?

[35:29:06] Yep.

[35:29:07] Was there a call to the property that a crime that was being committed?

[35:29:13] Nope.

[35:29:14] Was there blood trail anywhere found on the property?

[35:29:17] No.

[35:29:18] Could you hear any shots fired coming from the property?

[35:29:20] Nope.

[35:29:21] Just the screaming.

[35:29:22] Were you receiving any ongoing dispatch calls from the property?

[35:29:25] Nope.

[35:29:26] I did not get any pings to the house.

[35:29:28] Did any 911 distress calls come from the property?

[35:29:31] No.

[35:29:32] And did you find, just to reiterate, did you find the person that you allude

[35:29:37] Screaming inside the property. No, I did not find the source of the distress

[35:29:46] Did you see your miss Jones or mr. Williams into the property?

[35:29:50] No

[35:29:51] You did you find miss Jones or mr. Williams when you when you entered the property? Nope. They were not inside the property

[35:29:58] Were they anywhere on the property?

[35:30:00] No, not that I could locate at least I mean, you know there's

[35:30:03] You know who knows I found a door in the basement that led to the upstairs fucking

[35:30:10] Balcony, so who fucking knows?

[35:30:15] I attempted to contact them several times

[35:30:20] Hayes they refused my calls

[35:30:23] Hayes was finally able to reach Denzel

[35:30:26] And talk to him he answered that call and then when she said what it was regarding

[35:30:31] he refused to come down to Mission Row and talk about it.

[35:30:44] Did you ever remedy the damage that you did to the property with the property owners?

[35:30:48] No, I attempted to contact them several times.

[35:30:52] And then, eventually, I just saw it was on the docket, so I was like, well, fuck it,

[35:30:55] I guess we'll just hash it out in court.

[35:30:57] I mean, at that point, it seemed they were going that route instead of talking with

[35:31:06] me, right?

[35:31:09] Can you provide any evidence that you actually tried to contact them?

[35:31:13] I certainly could.

[35:31:15] But at this moment, I can't.

[35:31:16] OK.

[35:31:17] No, for the question.

[35:31:19] Actually, I told Emma to have a meet with me,

[35:31:21] but she wouldn't do that, so.

[35:31:41] All right, Lou, what do you got?

[35:31:45] All right, Lou, any cross-examination?

[35:31:54] No, he said no further.

[35:31:56] All right, now Lou, so a reminder, even though this

[35:31:58] is cross, we're going to treat this like direct in terms

[35:32:01] of the way your questions are.

[35:32:03] So you're not going to be able to read Wrangler,

[35:32:10] as you can address all this on your own direct anyway so

[35:32:15] anything specifically that you want to bring up in the context of this if you

[35:32:19] want to do a little questioning on the direct

[35:32:22] neither of them just go away

[35:32:24] okay excents

[35:32:34] any other witnesses for spirit

[35:32:36] at this time we would like to call mayor and again to the stand

[35:32:39] are a little bit like a yeah yeah yeah yeah

[35:32:43] I kind of fucked your old plan.

[35:32:46] Well, you said that you were just going to try to get there,

[35:32:48] but then I, you know, he didn't ask enough.

[35:32:52] The scope wasn't wide enough.

[35:32:54] OK.

[35:32:56] Can you swear to tell the truth?

[35:32:58] See what she says.

[35:32:59] And nothing about the truth on the penalty of page.

[35:33:02] So how do you use?

[35:33:04] I do.

[35:33:05] OK.

[35:33:07] Can you state your name and occupation for the court?

[35:33:10] Dr. Anna Gaine, I am the current mayor of Los Santos.

[35:33:15] So I did attempt to get her to have them meet with me and ask them to meet her

[35:33:21] somewhere where I would be. She refused to do that.

[35:33:23] She was not with me on the problem.

[35:33:27] During that day, did you spend any time with Captain Randy Orangler?

[35:33:31] I was right along with him. And what is the nature of a life?

[35:33:36] Nature of a ride along is to see the actings and doings of the police force and we actually were having a meeting

[35:33:43] Okay, how long was this ride along hours?

[35:33:49] we started off

[35:33:51] With another person doing a ride along at deputy mayor and he had to leave

[35:33:56] Were you present when captain radio on 80 Jones and into Williams's property?

[35:34:02] The start of it. Yes. Wow

[35:34:05] That's crazy

[35:34:08] He was not on the property. He was outside the gates and

[35:34:13] If I probably was there for maybe five or ten minutes. Did you witness him ever enter the gates?

[35:34:19] No, oh, why didn't you witness him into the gate? So then she wasn't

[35:34:24] I felt uncomfortable with a question that he asked. What was this question?

[35:34:29] He asked me to call Andy and Denzel to have them meet at a location

[35:34:34] This is helping my case

[35:34:43] Did you call Andy Ordon, though?

[35:34:46] I know I did not. I ended up walking home. I live on Krueger out. So it was far away.

[35:34:55] Why did he make this request?

[35:35:00] Because they want to answer my fucking phone calls.

[35:35:04] Did he ever make it known to you where he believed their whereabouts were?

[35:35:09] Can you read yourself?

[35:35:12] Did he ever make it known to you about where he believed their whereabouts were?

[35:35:16] Um, no.

[35:35:18] At around what time did he request for you to contact them?

[35:35:36] Um, it was shortly after we left Polito and we were outside their house, so we left Polito, drove towards their house,

[35:35:48] we're sitting outside their house and he asked me if I could call them, I said no.

[35:35:52] Did you witness him at any time, try to get in contact with Ms. Jones and Mr. Williams?

[35:36:02] I left, so I don't know.

[35:36:05] Why you were present, did you?

[35:36:07] No, when I was present, no.

[35:36:10] I'm pretty sure I called them immediately after this happened.

[35:36:22] Maybe I didn't. It's hard to know.

[35:36:26] At least, Andy, I could have swore I I remember calling her while I was driving to that house.

[35:36:32] They have one moment here.

[35:36:33] While she was present, you hear the screaming and we'll be on the vehicle.

[35:37:09] So far, I think I've been across or about.

[35:37:14] Well, I can hear them and they're talking about.

[35:37:17] Yeah, the screen is in front of you.

[35:37:20] So far, uh, did you ever hear any screaming?

[35:37:26] So long game.

[35:37:27] Uh, no, I didn't hear any screaming.

[35:37:30] Did you witness Captain Wrangler ever chasing

[35:37:33] the Williams?

[35:37:35] Uh, no, we were in a vehicle.

[35:37:38] I think that she was with you.

[35:37:39] Witness him facing their vehicle.

[35:37:42] No, did you witness Andy Jones or

[35:37:45] Jensah William anywhere near their property?

[35:37:48] Uh, no, we didn't see.

[35:37:49] I didn't see anything.

[35:37:50] We were outside the property outside the gates. So

[35:37:55] No further questions, roger. All right, blue any questions?

[35:38:05] I still don't think there's anything really to ask

[35:38:07] Because she's I mean screaming can doesn't have to have to ask about the meeting. I mean that there was a wrench in this whole

[35:38:13] All this meeting shit

[35:38:15] I don't know. She said she didn't try to contact them. She told me that she had a meeting with them

[35:38:22] immediate like right when I dropped her off

[35:38:24] Yeah, but that was probably just to get away from you

[35:38:27] I mean, it's whatever you want to do Lou

[35:38:29] Uh, nothing your honor. God damn it Lou.

[35:38:34] Alright miss uh, Gain you can step down and think of your time.

[35:38:37] Oh my god Lou sucks.

[35:38:39] Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[35:38:42] Spiro, any further witnesses?

[35:38:44] At this time the claimants- No objections, no further questions!

[35:38:48] Proceed to the defense's, uh, witnesses, Mr. Pole, are you ready to go now or-

[35:38:53] I like Lou the character but god damn he's a bad attorney.

[35:38:56] Okay, uh, who's your first witness?

[35:38:58] He's only good when you're regular. He's only he's only good when

[35:39:02] He's only good when I calm down to the cells represents the one because he's bad

[35:39:09] Well, we'll see I

[35:39:11] Don't think Shapiro is doing that great of a job. So it really doesn't matter. All he needs to do is up

[35:39:16] Exigen circumstances really really that's all he needs to do

[35:39:20] shingles like

[35:39:27] Good job

[35:39:32] All right, I'm all ready when you are you're on it all right one more time. Just name and rank

[35:39:48] Captain Randy Wrangler

[35:39:51] World record stamina holder mail category

[35:39:59] On the date of December 17th 2021 were you involved in any incidents at the farmers market?

[35:40:06] Yes, I got a call of a person being shot

[35:40:12] Do you know said person off the top of your head?

[35:40:15] Uh, the victim identified the person is, uh, Denzel and, uh, Andy being on scene, Denzel doing it. Andy being there.

[35:40:25] All right. And what, who was said victim?

[35:40:28] It was sorry. Uh, Del, Delman, Delman. Yeah, that's it.

[35:40:41] All right. So now, uh, after that, what did you do?

[35:40:53] Well, I went to the scene and sure enough, a person had been shot.

[35:40:56] And you know appeared to be stabbed after the farmer's market

[35:41:01] Okay, so after I went ahead and was able to identify

[35:41:07] Some suspects there. I got a clear. Hey, this is who did it. I

[35:41:12] Got I'm almost positive that I attempted to call

[35:41:16] Andy because I have her number saved because we just have such an extended relationship

[35:41:21] We've been working together for years

[35:41:23] on a narrative?

[35:41:24] Must be nice to have a lawyer that objects.

[35:41:30] Yeah, let's break it up and ask more questions.

[35:41:34] Yes, sir.

[35:41:35] Did you stay at the farmer's market following this incident?

[35:41:39] No, I attempted to contact the suspects and then went to their listed residents.

[35:41:49] Suspects?

[35:41:50] Yes, the people named on the scene were Denzel and Andy.

[35:41:54] And how did you try to contact them?

[35:41:59] I tried to call Andy.

[35:42:01] To my best recollection, I tried to call her and then when she wanted to answer my call,

[35:42:07] I asked Emma to get in contact with them so I could meet with them because she stated

[35:42:13] that she works some sort of construction company with them.

[35:42:18] Okay.

[35:42:19] And she declined to do that because she works at this construction company with them.

[35:42:24] Okay.

[35:42:26] And where did you go after the farmer's market?

[35:42:30] So after the farmer's market, I did go to the Jones compound there on Rockford Hills.

[35:42:41] Emma wasn't comfortable with this entire situation because she does have a working relationship

[35:42:45] with them.

[35:42:46] At that point, I scolded her for not wanting to get violent criminals in custody despite

[35:42:51] being the mayor and elected by the people that she's sworn to protect.

[35:42:56] She didn't like that.

[35:42:57] We had a bit of a fight and I dropped her off down the street at her house.

[35:43:01] Okay, I did not she did not get out of the car at the property. I dropped her off down the street at her home

[35:43:07] Understood after that. I went back to the Jones

[35:43:13] Yeah, same again more questions. God, that was great. What did you do after dropping?

[35:43:20] Mayor Emma off at our house. I went back. I went to the Jones compound there

[35:43:26] Did you see any chance on said compound?

[35:43:29] Uh, yep. I saw a motorcycle parked near the garage on the property.

[35:43:36] Uh, where were you standing when you saw the motorcycle on the compound?

[35:43:42] Um, I believe I saw it over the fence.

[35:43:46] Did you then decide to leave or lay siege to said compound?

[35:43:51] Uh, that's a little dramatic. Um, what I, what I did was I went onto the property and I got the plate,

[35:43:57] And then off the bike and I was able to confirm that it came back to Denzel

[35:44:07] What did you do after confirming it was Denzel spike?

[35:44:11] so after that

[35:44:12] You know I had him named is the primary suspect of this

[35:44:18] Execution at the farmers market

[35:44:20] and then I had his bike at this property where

[35:44:24] You know that belonged to his wife

[35:44:26] So at that point I had every reason to believe that he was inside the property

[35:44:30] I called for additional units to help me set up a perimeter around the property

[35:44:35] Understood

[35:44:37] May I ask your reason for climbing on the roof of the compound?

[35:44:43] Yes, so that actually happened after I entered the property

[35:44:47] And that was because I found a door in the basement that led to

[35:44:53] the

[35:44:54] balcony on the second floor

[35:44:56] I

[35:44:57] I stood and I thought that they or you know, someone could be up there

[35:45:02] injured or hiding because I did hear a scream coming from that property

[35:45:09] Where were you when you heard said scream?

[35:45:13] I'm I

[35:45:15] God, I'm almost positive that I was just outside of the gate. I don't even think I was on the property

[35:45:22] You were outside of the house

[35:45:24] Yes, the I stepped on the property to get the plate and you know see who that

[35:45:29] bike came back to and then I got off the property to

[35:45:33] Actually to write a search warrant

[35:45:36] Was this a generic scream or could you make out any sort of words?

[35:45:42] Being yelled it sounded as if a woman

[35:45:46] That's not really leading

[35:45:50] I guess I could rephrase

[35:45:53] Okay, you're welcome to do that just so it's more clear, but for the record that's not leading. Yeah

[35:46:00] that's not leading. Yeah. So don't rephrase that. Just go with the question it's not leading. You

[35:46:11] asked him a question with multiple options and he could insert his own information. You're not

[35:46:15] leading him to an answer. I can just answer I remember the question. It sounded as if a

[35:46:20] woman was in distress. Could you make out words? No, it was just a just a

[35:46:29] scream of a woman in distress. What did that cause you to do? You know, at that

[35:46:36] point, like I said, I was in the middle of writing a search warrant, but at that

[35:46:40] point I believe that I had, you know, exigent circumstances. I believe that a

[35:46:45] life's life was in danger. I had probable cause that a person was

[35:46:51] was inside the property who was just identified at the scene of an attempted murder.

[35:47:03] What did you then do to enter the house?

[35:47:05] I kicked that fucking door in.

[35:47:08] Did you enter it with a good faith, mind so?

[35:47:11] Yes.

[35:47:12] Do you believe any other officer in your shoes would have done the same thing you

[35:47:16] did given the information you had at the time?

[35:47:19] I would certainly hope so.

[35:47:20] And your speculation?

[35:47:21] Yeah, that's sustained.

[35:47:22] There's no arguing that.

[35:47:23] All right.

[35:47:24] sustained. There's no arguing that. All right. Can't testify for any other officer. You can

[35:47:28] say what you've done. All right. What did you do once inside of the house? I did a sweep

[35:47:39] of the property. Um, looked for anyone that might have, you know, might be injured or

[35:47:44] in distress. I didn't go through any locked boxes or any sort of, you know, stash. I

[35:47:52] hate saying that, but, uh, you know, I didn't go through anything. I just did a sweep

[35:47:56] of the property. Once I found this magic door, I went through that and I noticed how easily

[35:48:08] the roof was accessible from the balcony there. So I just hopped up there in case someone was

[35:48:17] hiding up there or an injured person was on the roof. I mean, you know, this kind of

[35:48:20] shit happens all the time where we have people just hiding on roofs.

[35:48:23] Did you intentionally try to harm the shingles on the roof?

[35:48:30] No, I mean, if they were harmed from me walking on them, they probably didn't do roof anyways.

[35:48:35] I think I did them a favor, saved them a lot and flood damage.

[35:48:38] What did you do after getting down from the roof?

[35:48:43] You know, after that, I attempted to locate these guys.

[35:48:52] I was still looking for them in just, you know, hotspots,

[35:48:56] hospital, roosters, casino, burger shot.

[35:49:01] Yeah, I just, I just went to, you know, areas where people gather.

[35:49:05] And I just attempted to look for them.

[35:49:08] Casino!

[35:49:09] At the time that you were at their house, as in like,

[35:49:15] not the time you spent there, but the, you know, time of day.

[35:49:19] What time of day?

[35:49:21] Yes. Just an estimate. Yeah, I mean, you know, we're talking, you know, city time or we're talking

[35:49:33] here. Oh, okay. So I took the pictures at the farmer's market at 1148 p.m. East, sorry,

[35:49:42] Central and then I took the photo of the bike on the property at 1208 a.m. Central

[35:49:52] so you know and like I said I had to drop her off and everything so I probably

[35:49:59] went from the farmers market to there in about 10 minutes located the bike you

[35:50:06] know I was there writing the search for that are we fine down there I really

[35:50:15] Wrangler, I know you're trying to just get as much info out, but let's answer the question directly and if Lou has

[35:50:23] central

[35:50:24] so

[35:50:26] You know and like I said, I'd drop her off and everything so I probably went from the farmers market

[35:50:33] To there in about 10 minutes

[35:50:35] Located the bike, you know, I was there writing search

[35:50:43] Are we fine down there? Yeah, I really wrangler

[35:50:47] I know you're trying to just get as much info out, but let's answer the question directly

[35:50:52] and if Lou has a follow-up to get more detail, he'll do that.

[35:50:55] Okay, I understand.

[35:51:01] Just one moment, Your Honor.

[35:51:02] Did you try to contact the homeowners after this incident?

[35:51:21] Yes.

[35:51:22] As I said, I had Hayes...

[35:51:31] There they go.

[35:51:34] I had Hayes try to contact Enzel to talk about everything that happened.

[35:51:39] He refused to come down and I believe that I tried to call Andy a few times in the following

[35:51:44] weeks as well.

[35:51:48] Did you or some or sorry, did you or a different officer attempt to let the homeowners know

[35:51:52] about the incident prior to the storm?

[35:51:55] I, yeah, I, I, I attempted to.

[35:51:59] All right.

[35:52:00] Um, no more questions.

[35:52:06] Hey captain ringer

[35:52:14] Hello

[35:52:16] My first question is

[35:52:18] When did you have haze try to get in contact with Andy Jones or to himself? I?

[35:52:23] believe this was a

[35:52:25] week or two ago

[35:52:27] So it wasn't on the same day. No

[35:52:35] Was mr. Williams arrested on the day in question for the crimes that you are legend. I

[35:52:43] Don't believe I think he was arrested for this

[35:52:46] A week or two later, thank you.

[35:52:50] Do you know what plea he came into?

[35:52:52] Uh, I could check if you'd like.

[35:52:55] Sure.

[35:52:56] Uh, I'm assuming it's not guilty since you're asking.

[35:53:03] Okay, apparently I... Jesus Christ.

[35:53:05] Uh, you're on. I'd like to object to relevance for this.

[35:53:09] Uh, yeah, I'm not sure about this one, Spira. What's the relevance?

[35:53:12] Uh, so during his initial testimony, he alleged and pressed that Mr. Williams had done this in fact.

[35:53:20] for Mr. Warrant, not guilty to this as well.

[35:53:24] I'm actually getting caught.

[35:53:25] So my question to you then is, we don't allow police officers

[35:53:29] to use people's past against them in court and criminal cases.

[35:53:34] Why am I going to allow this as some indication

[35:53:37] of whether your client was involved or not?

[35:53:40] OK, thank you, your honor.

[35:53:42] Sustained. So why would you get a warrant?

[35:53:51] I was writing a warrant,

[35:53:53] but then I heard the screaming inside the house

[35:53:55] And I thought someone's life was an immediate danger.

[35:53:57] Did you find anyone inside the property?

[35:54:01] No.

[35:54:03] Did you receive any 911 calls from anyone inside the property?

[35:54:09] No.

[35:54:12] Were there any other officers on scene with you?

[35:54:15] Carter was in the area.

[35:54:17] Did you speak with Carter about this?

[35:54:20] Yeah.

[35:54:25] Did he hear the same screen?

[35:54:27] Uh, no, he was a little further from me, but he said if you were to scream, then I should probably go and he said, yeah, you should go in there.

[35:54:35] I have no further questions.

[35:54:47] All right, Lou.

[35:54:53] Just one quick question.

[35:54:56] When someone is, uh, screaming, uh, and you are...

[35:55:00] Sorry, let me rephrase that.

[35:55:04] There's a person who's screaming in danger, typically called for 911 in your experience as a police officer.

[35:55:18] No most people most people don't call 911 after they've been almost murdered

[35:55:24] usually local hikers do. Do they scream or sorry hat sorry do they typically make

[35:55:35] the calls do they typically make the calls while they are screaming? No thank

[35:55:42] you nothing. Alright Wrangler you can step down

[35:55:47] Thank you for your testimony. Thank you

[35:55:51] Lou do you have any other witnesses?

[35:55:57] Yeah, I mean we'll just it just all depends on how they feel no sir. You're on her

[35:56:03] Okay, and at this time we'll proceed to closing arguments. Do y'all need a brief resist. I just need two minutes sure

[35:56:10] Okay, how long we gather at 20 minutes after the hour everyone stretch your legs

[35:56:18] This is kind of interesting because this whole thing I feel like really just comes down to our P

[35:56:22] You know if we're really gonna play like well, you weren't getting a ping there

[35:56:26] So you shouldn't do that then it's kind of like well

[35:56:31] You know

[35:56:34] Cuz I think in our P we X we absolutely had exigent circumstances, but yeah, obviously there were no pings, you know

[35:56:41] Oh trust me. I am no ping no crime

[35:56:45] Yeah, we're gonna get with cornwood

[35:56:49] should we finish the pump from yesterday oh yeah yeah we got to do that

[35:56:57] that's so long my MDW blue what happened were there gunshots outside

[35:58:32] negative we were trying to get in the process of moving those two cars or

[35:58:42] that one car and then I have wrong be the one okay all right let's

[35:58:53] uh work on the

[35:58:58] i did not shoot her you hit her in the head idiots

[35:59:04] you're a police officer now do you want to violate your entire deal you moron she hit me first it was

[35:59:10] self-defense you you grabbed her by the arm and led her out of the courtroom bingo cleaner shut up

[35:59:19] that's literally called kidnapping bingo i gotta get this confetti out here don't mind me i don't

[35:59:32] I don't know, we'll see how it goes.

[35:59:33] I don't really think Shapiro did a great job.

[35:59:35] Uh, Lou's Lou.

[35:59:41] I like Lou a lot.

[35:59:42] I like the characters.

[35:59:43] I don't know, man.

[35:59:46] He really needs to get a lot more aggressive

[35:59:48] with objections and shit, I think.

[35:59:50] Or Norman let us ask him.

[35:59:52] I said, I gotta get this confetti out of here.

[35:59:54] Don't mind me for a...

[35:59:56] The reasonable officer thing

[35:59:57] with your mind and knowledge?

[36:00:00] Yeah, I remember that.

[36:00:01] I don't get it.

[36:00:02] It's just a dog by judge

[36:00:11] We'll see

[36:00:32] I mean, I don't know it's it's it's kind of tough because all they had to do was prove that I did that shit

[36:00:36] And you know, I'm not gonna lie on the fucking stand

[36:00:39] Because I don't do that

[36:00:42] I don't know whatever if we lose we lose

[36:00:45] We're gonna push perjury on Denzel. Yeah

[36:00:57] But you know just like everything else will be like oh, I don't know Wrangler

[36:01:05] That didn't really affect the decision of it. It's okay for criminals to lie on the sand fuck it

[36:01:15] It's okay for them to lie on the stand as long as they lose

[36:01:20] Who cares Wrangler, please control this man Fingle

[36:01:31] Well, no, you when you get strike points as a cadet you just got five points

[36:01:34] should be going to jail right now. Yeah, you just get fired, single.

[36:01:39] All right.

[36:01:41] Just she hit me so I hit that. Okay. All right, let's hear him. All

[36:01:54] right, we'll call the court back in session. Go ahead with

[36:01:57] closing statements, Mr Shapiro. Thank you, your honor.

[36:02:06] Captain Wrangler showed a willful disregard for the

[36:02:08] property of Andy Jones and Denzel Williams. He did not go

[36:02:12] through the proper channels that are required for a breach of a home.

[36:02:19] Captain Ringler can test this though as he claims he heard a screaming woman, but he

[36:02:24] cannot supply as any proof of this woman.

[36:02:28] He did not receive any 911 calls, dispatch calls, cannot hear any gunshots when seen,

[36:02:34] and he heard this screaming woman off the property itself.

[36:02:39] not what I said you found no such woman and I contested Lou Lou I didn't say

[36:02:47] that I heard a woman screaming off the property however while on the property

[36:02:53] captain ring okay property damage to many tiles while doing so even kicked in

[36:03:03] the door and so greatly the door had to be Randy Wrangler said on the stand

[36:03:08] He doesn't care that it's a legal he'll do it again

[36:04:16] That's fine, right? What do you want me to do? He should hold this claim with a grain of salt if at all

[36:04:23] These fees should not be shouldered by the claimants or their friends as they were done as they have done

[36:04:29] As they were done unlawfully and with malice by Captain Randy regular you can object to closings

[36:04:41] What do you mean chats brandon it's close you can object to closings today the plaintiff has claimed my client violated their rights by entering their property without a warrant

[36:04:49] You can't yes, you can't

[36:04:52] However, it wasn't a legal search

[36:04:54] As my client was attempting to preserve by

[36:04:57] He testified under oath that he had heard screams to indicate someone was in danger.

[36:05:03] And he did the only thing any reasonable officer would have done in that scenario.

[36:05:07] He entered the house, yes without a warrant, but he did so with a good faith mind that

[36:05:13] he was attempting to save someone's life.

[36:05:19] Afterwards, my client did in fact attempt to try to contact the homeowners.

[36:05:26] It is literally the claimancy submitted in evidence as well as multiple phone calls.

[36:05:35] My client should not be punished for being the only one who heard someone's screams for

[36:05:39] help while seeing a, at that time, believed to be wanted, violent suspect vehicle parked

[36:05:46] immediately outside of the residence.

[36:05:48] Hey, Lou, that's not me trying to contact him.

[36:05:57] Oh, fucking God.

[36:06:04] That's the door that's damaged, Lou.

[36:06:11] It's longer and safe.

[36:06:14] Yeah, I know, but they put a picture of your email over it.

[36:06:19] For fuck's sake.

[36:06:22] Well, I don't know you hurt me

[36:06:28] Because it's literally an evidence

[36:06:31] I even forgot it was there

[36:06:37] Yeah, well not in public at a courthouse at least one. I mean cheese

[36:06:45] Very single this is what you signed up for

[36:06:47] I mean, whatever. You can't hurt me for trying it.

[36:06:52] No, it's fine.

[36:06:56] See you guys, we'll be back.

[36:06:58] I mean, you'll be back.

[36:07:01] Oh, fuck it, I'm just gonna get out there.

[36:07:03] Alright, well...

[36:07:04] He's gonna make an announcement, right?

[36:07:06] Yeah, I guess.

[36:07:07] Alright.

[36:07:08] Listen, I'm the only one who's dead by it. Okay, I'll stay.

[36:07:11] Self-represent, all you do is complain about the lawyers.

[36:07:14] At least you didn't object to all the lawyers.

[36:07:16] That's what we're gonna do now.

[36:07:17] That was nice.

[36:07:18] Yeah, that was nice.

[36:07:19] Leave. You didn't lie about that.

[36:07:21] that too lazy it's not that I'm well it's partially I'm too lazy but I also

[36:07:29] just like to give the RP to him mr. Wrangler hello I have a question okay so

[36:07:38] I work for tequila law and I love your music I'm one of the head marketing

[36:07:43] directors there okay I would love for you to perform there alright yeah yeah I

[36:07:50] I mean, you just gotta let me know when you're free.

[36:07:52] I know you're a busy man.

[36:07:54] Uh, oh, are you guys, when are you planning on opening?

[36:07:57] Just whenever?

[36:07:57] I mean, I can literally open the doors whenever.

[36:08:00] Give us defense.

[36:08:01] OK, what's your name?

[36:08:02] My name is Quimbley.

[36:08:04] The sledgemen should be clear now.

[36:08:05] This is what Los Santos means.

[36:08:07] OK, um.

[36:08:08] Quimbley, he was easier.

[36:08:09] Call me Quimbley.

[36:08:10] Quimbley?

[36:08:11] How do you even spell it?

[36:08:12] Qu-U-I-M-B-L-E-Y.

[36:08:16] Oh, I see that.

[36:08:17] OK, I see.

[36:08:18] Hayabusa

[36:08:20] Okay, Hayabusa. Yeah, okay. It's me. Yeah, right. Yeah, that sounds good. I'll I got talked to my manager back. Give you a call

[36:08:29] I've just had a hard time, you know getting in contact with you

[36:08:33] Well, it's I mean it's her thing. She you know, she sets up my my stuff. Yeah. Yeah, it's up to you. I

[36:08:40] Love that. I love a boss bitch

[36:08:45] Yep

[36:08:47] Yeah, all right. Yeah, I'm gonna do it with ever whenever just get with Nancy and tell her

[36:08:53] You're gonna have to you know, that's all Nancy she's my manager

[36:08:57] Okay, okay. All right. Okay. Okay. All right. So I'm good. I'm looking forward to it. All right

[36:09:03] I'm definitely looking forward to it. Okay. Sounds good. Come on Fingle or any love this

[36:09:24] Crank really freaking explode all over me. Well, yeah

[36:09:28] Yeah, I mean he's kind of in charge of your old

[36:09:30] Oh, okay. I was just about to. Yeah, thank you

[36:09:41] It's okay Quimby just just move it it's fine won't get to it just

[36:09:45] Quim Quimby Quimby Quimby Quimby Quimby Quimby Quimby

[36:09:57] Okay, all right all right Quimby

[36:10:00] All right, southbound panorama drive.

[36:10:02] OK, you guys have a good one.

[36:10:03] All right.

[36:10:05] There she goes.

[36:10:07] Chew.

[36:10:08] I don't know if I want to be called Chew.

[36:10:11] Yeah.

[36:10:13] That's a tough letter.

[36:10:16] Pardon me, I just found her at 68.

[36:10:18] Tough letter, that's for sure.

[36:10:20] I am.

[36:10:20] Sure is.

[36:10:22] Sure is.

[36:10:33] Get in, single teller, you're doing.

[36:10:36] What are you doing?

[36:10:38] You.

[36:10:39] No, I don't know.

[36:10:40] All right.

[36:10:44] Well, let's just do some traffic stops while this whole thing is going on, okay?

[36:10:50] Sounds good, sounds good.

[36:10:53] I wonder how this one's gonna go.

[36:10:56] The court case? I feel like this one looks better than the last one was supposed to be the hard one, right?

[36:11:02] Yeah, this one looks a little better, but it, you know, it just all depends on if they follow this case law, or if they want to rewrite it, because it's kind of really bad.

[36:11:15] It just all depends.

[36:11:17] What's this?

[36:11:19] What is this?

[36:11:21] Boost.

[36:11:25] What do you think this thing is?

[36:11:27] Oh, they're boosting.

[36:11:29] They're boosting, baby.

[36:11:31] Too many cars?

[36:11:33] Boost.

[36:11:35] We're entering city limits.

[36:11:37] You guys need visuals.

[36:11:39] Hey, friend.

[36:11:41] Alright. What's the situation?

[36:11:43] It's a 9-9 out today, but...

[36:11:45] Jesus.

[36:11:47] Alright, I'm on Spanish right now, but I'll catch up to you guys.

[36:11:57] Here it comes.

[36:12:33] Here it comes, finger.

[36:12:50] Is it just you out there?

[36:12:53] Oh man, alright, don't worry. I'm passing a fudge laner now.

[36:12:59] Asking Bill to go down the first sub-a-thon.

[36:13:04] You know, I didn't think of that thing, Bill.

[36:13:06] Who are the honors?

[36:13:07] I hit the off-road, you turned, found a belt to stand in.

[36:13:09] 22 then. Westbound to stand in.

[36:13:14] You think it's gonna be actually two times?

[36:13:16] 22 then.

[36:13:17] I'm gonna bar the left exit, I'm coming lane,

[36:13:20] and this is Westbound.

[36:13:21] Jesus.

[36:13:22] 22 times. I think 22 means correction, although I always just take all the track.

[36:13:29] I'd be a wreck lane to travel south of them, you know freeway?

[36:13:36] Re-entering city limits, we're staying on the freeway emerging now west of West of

[36:13:52] Philly.

[36:13:54] Alright, let's go.

[36:13:57] Here we go. Here we go. Here it comes.

[36:14:01] You guys got two in that car.

[36:14:06] Do you guys have two in that car?

[36:14:20] Here it comes

[36:14:37] What the fuck's wrong with you guys, why are you why are you way too danking?

[36:14:41] uh-oh

[36:14:43] Vaude is way louder. Oh

[36:14:46] All the video is loud. Oh, yeah, I turned it all the way up. All right. No, she took she took the Pikachu

[36:14:55] That she had to get on eBay because they sold out, right?

[36:14:58] So she took and then she got the pumpkin on Amazon. So the so the Pikachu went in the pumpkin

[36:15:04] Yeah, there we go

[36:15:06] Nice and that's what happened

[36:15:10] Good Pikachu

[36:15:14] You okay

[36:15:16] There she goes ever so gracefully

[36:15:18] Why is the pizza too in the pumpkin?

[36:15:24] That is such a male fucking R.P. dude.

[36:15:27] If I'm gonna throw anything in pumpkin, carve a pumpkin and carve something inside of a pumpkin.

[36:15:31] It doesn't matter.

[36:15:35] Leon with 20 gifted!

[36:15:37] I'm actually getting pumped!

[36:15:39] Did he consent?

[36:15:40] Pokemon kid consent.

[36:15:44] Leon with 10 gifted!

[36:15:47] Marie with 20!

[36:15:49] Yo!

[36:15:51] What?

[36:15:54] Yo, Twitch put six on top of that?

[36:15:56] I don't get it.

[36:15:57] Oh, shit.

[36:15:59] Wait, this is actually gonna juice the timer.

[36:16:04] Wait, this is a- oh my god.

[36:16:06] Wait, what? This is actually gonna fucking juice the timer.

[36:16:10] Twitch has been juicing it. What the fuck?

[36:16:13] Twitch put 40 on your 50? What?!

[36:16:16] Wait, I kinda like this. He's kinda like gambling.

[36:16:20] Hey, hold on. I got- I got-

[36:16:25] I kinda like this

[36:16:28] Twitch would 23 out of 25 what?

[36:16:32] Yeah, I kind of like this

[36:16:36] No course with 50 gifted you better not touch the timer. I'm not I'm not touching the fucking timer man. I'm fair as fair

[36:16:43] I'm not uh, I'm not touching the uh

[36:16:47] I'm not I'm not bringing the time down to Monday

[36:16:49] I'm not touching it dude. Drash it with five gifted money with five

[36:16:59] Sorry if I and you've been wrangled pal bro

[36:17:02] Sorry, okay. I'm sorry if I miss any subs at any point. This is actually this is making my activity feed

[36:17:09] Look look fucking crazy

[36:17:15] It's like it's got it's making it look fucking fucking nuts, so sorry if I

[36:17:21] Yeah, sorry if I'm sorry if I'm missing it's making a little crazy, but it is it's cool though

[36:17:27] Why'd the timer barely move? We're talking about it's moving fucking Jordan. It's went up like two fucking hours since I sat down

[36:17:35] There's a super annoying

[36:17:37] How are you talking about?

[36:17:42] That bitch moving the core

[36:17:50] All right, hold on yo, I didn't realize hold on I didn't realize this promotion was gonna juice it like that

[36:17:56] God damn. I didn't know that. That's crazy. Moose with 5 gifted. Twitch put 12 on that.

[36:18:16] Arch with 30 gifted. Twitch has the number one gifted subspan. Oh it does. Wait. 304

[36:18:30] bonus subs? That's actually crazy. Uh, yeah, that's a lot. Five gifted only have 45 seconds.

[36:18:39] It, it, it should it. I, no, I think it's right. We tested it. I don't, I don't get it. If everyone

[36:18:45] hates the character, like, why does he keep playing it? Yeah, it's what I think. Yeah, I think

[36:18:50] you guys are timer watching it a little too hard. It's, it's working. What's the golden statue

[36:19:01] in the background from. That's from Scarface, Chelsea got me that.

[36:19:06] Leon with 5 gifted, Argo rash with 5.

[36:19:10] What's the plus 20 seconds? Those are people donating one.

[36:19:13] Okay, so those are people giving 1 bits.

[36:19:16] It does an animation, but it doesn't actually add the time because I have that shit off.

[36:19:22] Manfa now with 100 gifted!

[36:19:25] Yo! Holy shit!

[36:19:27] Oh, this timer's actually getting pumped.

[36:19:29] Man for what the hundred gifted what the fuck man?

[36:19:34] How many did you put on that?

[36:19:36] What hundred get it?

[36:19:42] What the hell wait and these are discounted as well

[36:19:52] That added that's a 20. Oh 45

[36:19:58] What the fuck guys all right you should

[36:20:03] you know

[36:20:05] All right, you should actually take advantage of this and I'm not just saying this to make more money

[36:20:09] But I'm pretty sure that this is broken. There's no

[36:20:16] This has to be broken. Yeah, there's no fucking way right. It has to be right

[36:20:22] Right

[36:20:23] Because I think it's set in the thing. All right. Nobody snitch. Nobody snitch

[36:20:34] It says there's a chance to get extra. Oh

[36:20:36] I mean, maybe package people with 20 gifted. Yeah, Twitch would fucking six on that G beard with 70 pickle problem

[36:20:48] and I think he likes to make people and

[36:21:02] Yeah, my time to sub it

[36:21:10] Pickle problem with a hundred gifted

[36:21:14] G beard

[36:21:16] Alright if it ever if it ever looks like it's not at the time. I swear it is. It's just fucking delayed man

[36:21:22] Because it's even it's it's delayed on my on my activity

[36:21:29] Yeah, it's just giga delayed

[36:21:33] But it's counten pickle probing 100 gifted

[36:21:40] I'm wrangler and you've been wrangled pal bro, which should have five hours by itself

[36:21:46] NAR. I don't think that math adds up. Let's check.

[36:21:50] Actually getting pumped!

[36:21:56] I'm pretty, I think the timer's fine, man.

[36:22:00] I really, I'm pretty sure it's fine.

[36:22:02] Pickle probing with the Undered Gifted!

[36:22:04] Woo! Gbeard with 70! Woo!

[36:22:07] I don't like this guy.

[36:22:08] 25K! Action! Hold on.

[36:22:11] PRP.

[36:22:13] Randy Wrangler.

[36:22:15] You know pussy

[36:22:21] Latina

[36:22:23] What a thing to just say

[36:22:31] Ashton with five gifted subs 25k milestone. Oh, it's big man. It's huge. It's you

[36:22:40] You know pussy

[36:22:42] Latina

[36:22:43] Fat Latina anonymous with ten gifted Ashton with five

[36:22:49] JGA with ten gifted

[36:22:52] Holy fucking shit man in trouble last time for talking shit

[36:22:56] He put me as an alert the guy put my voice as an alert on his 25k

[36:23:02] I'm gonna beat up sedan with a guy in a black jacket and a pink shirt and another guy's not as funny as he thinks

[36:23:11] He is Lisa they ended up getting three hours added to the timer, which I'm gonna be honest

[36:23:15] I'm pretty sure saved the sub-a-thon

[36:23:23] Gargled with the five gifted subs

[36:23:29] Fuck it fuck it fuck it. I was trying really hard to know I get mad

[36:23:41] Velvet milkman with five gifted

[36:23:48] That's fucking crazy

[36:23:52] Dog these fucking twitch gifted subs are actually fucking juicing what the fuck grim with

[36:24:00] We might play the song dog we we actually my

[36:24:10] Last night was both hilarious and kind of upsetting what do you mean dude? It's

[36:24:19] hobo Steve

[36:24:22] five gifted subs

[36:24:24] Hey Pentus a piece of shit Pentus a cunt. I want to fucking ban this piece of shit. What was the highest sub?

[36:24:31] What was the what was the what was the sub count?

[36:24:37] For the first one like 40k this twitch promo could actually this is running for the next four days

[36:24:53] Yeah, but we had Omega Oilers

[36:24:55] Yeah, but look at dude twitch is giving fucking

[36:24:59] 439 subs and it's only been like what I want to fucking ban this piece seven hours of this

[36:25:04] It's running for four more days

[36:25:10] Not even five hours

[36:25:14] We have to take advantage of it before they fix it. Oh five out

[36:25:20] Dang, I'm dumb

[36:25:23] Damn, I asked dumb. Hey, damn. I

[36:25:25] Uh.

[36:25:27] Wayfie with five gifted!

[36:25:31] 11 on a 10.

[36:25:32] Dog what?

[36:25:34] Roncith with five.

[36:25:38] Yes, guys.

[36:25:39] Exactly, Bob.

[36:25:41] Exactly.

[36:25:42] Guys, check out this new Twitch money!

[36:25:45] Oh, it's really backed up.

[36:25:48] I have my fucking hair off, Bob.

[36:25:49] Damn, I don't know.

[36:25:53] Are you sure it's adding time correctly?

[36:25:54] That is such fail. I think so what the fuck is added? Let's do the math

[36:26:00] So I really think it is it just looks fucking

[36:26:21] You move to 30 seconds

[36:26:24] No, I didn't man. Yeah 45 seconds

[36:26:27] We can do the math. I'm worried that it's not adding the twitch subs

[36:26:37] Adjust the timer well hold on because I don't want to scam myself

[36:26:46] You don't think it's adding the twitch subs

[36:26:49] Yeah, let's hold on a second. I don't want to add it after

[36:26:57] Twitter showing is having gifted zero so similar to when you get

[36:27:05] Well, but when I gifted ads time,

[36:27:12] all right, so if Twitch gifted 480 subs at,

[36:27:18] this, Chelsea, this fucking Twitch promotion

[36:27:20] that they're doing is insane.

[36:27:22] Yeah, they added like, they're putting like,

[36:27:25] it's they're like doing like random bonus gifted subs.

[36:27:29] When you gift, well, it's kind of random.

[36:27:32] Someone like, there's been people that have gifted

[36:27:35] like 50 and Twitch has like 40 subs to it.

[36:27:38] Yeah I know it's actually it's...

[36:27:40] I know I actually think it's broken.

[36:27:43] It's got to be.

[36:27:45] Maybe they are in my favor.

[36:27:48] The math isn't matting, I think it's missing six hours.

[36:27:53] Maybe, yeah I don't know if it's adding...

[36:27:57] I'm trying to figure out why though.

[36:28:05] I mean I could just add them in bulk?

[36:28:09] I guess right?

[36:28:11] Timer bad?

[36:28:13] I- I mean, I don't know. I mean, I- I think it's just not adding the t- uh, the Twitch subs.

[36:28:18] The Twitch subs, I think.

[36:28:21] I think it's adding everything else, right?

[36:28:25] But I don't know why.

[36:28:27] You think it's because it's a bot?

[36:28:34] Yeeeeeeaaahhhhhh...

[36:28:36] I don't know, I don't know, I mean...

[36:28:37] I- I- Listen, I don't know shit about... shit.

[36:28:40] I- I don't know how these programs are built. I- I have no idea.

[36:28:45] Um, yeah, I don't fucking know.

[36:28:47] I'm gonna beat up some damn with a guy in a bush yeah and then just add him at the

[36:28:58] end of the day yeah at the end of the day yeah yeah I think you're right just do

[36:29:03] that yeah keep track of them well it's at the top just add at the end of the

[36:29:10] day I guess I could try to um another thing I was thinking is I could try to

[36:29:20] Holy shit!

[36:29:22] Hey!

[36:29:27] Ho- Ho-

[36:29:28] Yeah, cause it's like- it's like even like fucking up my-

[36:29:33] My activity feed.

[36:29:36] So, and um, the timer's also through stream elements.

[36:29:41] So, I'm just- it just- it just doesn't know what the fuck to do, I guess.

[36:29:45] Right? I guess.

[36:29:47] H-S-Y!

[36:29:49] Gifted a hundred subs!

[36:29:52] in the alert hat actually fucking no it's fucking my shit up why cop why high

[36:30:03] school the alerts are so behind dude it's fucked yeah I think it's I think it's

[36:30:12] just lagging I don't know what after it but we could just add it at the it's not

[36:30:15] big deal we'll just add at the end of the day I don't get it if everyone hates

[36:30:18] the character like why does he keep playing it a twitch we put into a chat

[36:30:22] We put a twitch out of business. Yep guys IRL you are giving twitch stockholders their 13 reason why they're 13 th reason

[36:30:31] Why in real-time chat?

[36:30:34] You know someone is sitting at home stressing right now

[36:30:38] Your car deserve to be kicked. I wish I could then pound it and power game the fucking

[36:30:43] You know someone is sitting at home stressing right now

[36:30:48] Might be a glitch maybe it's not

[36:30:51] Maybe this will end up being the best September of all time, which I was dogging it for a while

[36:30:57] HSY thank you for the hundred gifted subs. I this hasn't even popped up on my duty

[36:31:05] Holy shit another guy's not as funny as he thinks he is

[36:31:09] There's a lot. Do I get money from the twitch free subs fuck. Yeah, I do

[36:31:14] What would be the point if not?

[36:31:20] Bogle takes for five! Holy fucking shit!

[36:31:25] I like this guy. Straight up.

[36:31:28] This might, this could be a 30k day. Easy.

[36:31:32] Yo, this, this day alone could juice the sub-a-thon into next week.

[36:31:36] So 5, so 545 gifted subs.

[36:31:41] At 45 seconds a sub? How, how much time is that?

[36:31:45] Doesn't he realize he's kind of ruining everyone else's IP?

[36:31:48] Two years.

[36:31:52] See this should blame rain for a lot of seven hours

[36:31:57] Fuck that's not bad. This is for just I've only sat down for fucking 20 seconds feels like

[36:32:03] Why aren't you thanking twitch for gifting rain glir the deputy which needs to thank me

[36:32:09] Twitch needs to thank me for being here. He's gonna fuck. He that's his that's his boner, bro

[36:32:17] Maybe maybe not. I don't know

[36:32:20] some guy on reddit said that uh

[36:32:22] Without twitch most of when I got in most streamers would be gas station attendants alert the guy put my voice as an alert on his stream probably true

[36:32:32] That's bolt that's a bolt of that guy to assume I would even have a job

[36:32:41] Maybe he means professional welfare collector

[36:32:51] Yep still selling alcohol true

[36:32:58] And you've been wrangled, pal, Droll.

[36:32:59] Still bein' that Wendy's parking lot, sellin' alcohol to high schoolers.

[36:33:04] I did that when I was in high school, too.

[36:33:06] Asterix on that joke. When I did that, I was in high school, too.

[36:33:09] I'm tired of Penta's bullshit. His RP is stupid.

[36:33:11] It's for her ass people.

[36:33:13] Phupa Slayer!

[36:33:14] That's all he does.

[36:33:15] Phupa Slayer with five gifted subs!

[36:33:18] Oh my god!

[36:33:19] Oh my god, guys!

[36:33:21] Wrangler Slander!

[36:33:23] Oh my god!

[36:33:25] Coach Tia!

[36:33:27] Tia! Is that right? This is insane! Thank you for the five gifted! What the fuck?

[36:33:43] Yo, I actually timed the sub-a-thon perfect this year.

[36:33:51] This doesn't happen a lot. This actually doesn't happen a lot.

[36:34:08] Guys!

[36:34:19] I'm actually getting pumped!

[36:34:21] 100% take advantage, guys.

[36:34:30] Take advantage of this, GooJuice.

[36:34:36] GooJuice with five gifted subs.

[36:34:39] Guys, I wanna see Twitch gifted 5,000 subs

[36:34:44] by the end of this game, okay?

[36:34:46] I think it's possible.

[36:34:48] I'm running the numbers right now.

[36:34:53] Completely possible.

[36:34:54] I just ran the numbers.

[36:34:59] Yeah, it's possible.

[36:35:01] That's done.

[36:35:04] That's done.

[36:35:05] Billy with five gifted subs.

[36:35:08] Nuke, Dukems.

[36:35:15] 20 gifted subs, guys.

[36:35:18] You have to give,

[36:35:19] you don't know how much is gonna be

[36:35:21] in that trick mystery box.

[36:35:22] You don't know.

[36:35:24] There's no way to, HSY, yes!

[36:35:30] Damn, this one, okay.

[36:35:31] This was actually the best.

[36:35:32] But this is, this is the sub, yeah, okay.

[36:35:35] So, the sub-a-thon was on a heater, okay.

[36:35:39] And it started to slow down.

[36:35:42] And I primed it for this.

[36:35:43] I primed it for this.

[36:35:45] Look at this, man.

[36:35:47] Pump, pump, pump.

[36:35:49] HSY, 50 more gifted, Evo kid!

[36:35:51] 50 gifted subs guys don't forget to say what your gifted subs for best R&D

[36:35:58] Guys don't don't forget that

[36:36:01] And before twitch fucks me up what I'm not doing anything. I didn't do this

[36:36:09] Cosmos with Ted gifted

[36:36:13] Holy

[36:36:15] Maybe

[36:36:20] You don't add on a hot streak chat make sure

[36:36:23] Someone soon is gonna wake up and be like oh fuck. I fucked the coach

[36:36:29] Yes, hot drop now Cosmos

[36:36:39] El Bado

[36:36:42] Incredible

[36:36:44] What have I done?

[36:36:47] Buf na-naz! Five gifted!

[36:36:51] Ronson with five! Leon with fifty gifted!

[36:36:53] You're something else, man.

[36:37:32] What does that mean?

[36:37:35] A lot of people have described me.

[36:37:37] Chal Squid 5 gifted.

[36:37:42] 26k, keep your shirt on, pants off.

[36:37:45] I'm just saying, the shirt came off at 19k.

[36:37:48] So you're the man.

[36:37:50] I'm funny from Twitch right now.

[36:38:01] Incredible.

[36:38:02] What the fuck?

[36:38:03] You know, somewhere, somewhere someone's like,

[36:38:14] this fat, fat motherfucker can't get away.

[36:38:18] wait do you know what he's doing silly the 20 gifted vendor with five thanks to

[36:38:45] the five gifted dairy area with fun this is fucking crazy this must be how

[36:38:55] some it felt when he stayed home from twitchcon and then they announced the

[36:38:59] prime subs that day pretty cool Spoochy with five maybe erection time was friends

[36:40:23] You made it along the way.

[36:40:24] Dude, touch my dick.

[36:41:47] Are we going to Thailand?

[36:41:48] We're going to Byland.

[36:41:50] Hey.

[36:41:57] Thank you so much.

[36:42:00] Thank you so much.

[36:42:02] All right.

[36:42:06] It's every character.

[36:42:11] Yeah, I saw that.

[36:42:11] That guy's, uh, that guy's Abby.

[36:42:14] Did the kids still say Abby?

[36:42:16] Was Eric Andre and Danny DeVito convoy?

[36:42:18] Which is funny.

[36:42:19] That guy, you know, that guy might have been funny.

[36:42:24] That's crazy.

[36:42:24] So still Thailand. Right. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to Thailand.

[36:42:28] All right. 30k sub goal. IRL Thailand stream.

[36:42:32] Woo. Just kidding.

[36:42:37] That's, people don't, they probably get banned pretty quick, huh?

[36:42:41] Cause they just, the women there, they just dump them, right?

[36:42:44] They just pulled their titties out, right?

[36:42:49] Again.

[36:42:51] No, really? That's not what I heard.

[36:42:55] That's not what this cop Randy Wrangler told me.

[36:42:59] Holy shit, guys.

[36:43:01] I can't believe it.

[36:43:02] What the fuck happened?

[36:43:06] Damonkey!

[36:43:10] Damoon!

[36:43:12] That's what it is. I don't know why.

[36:43:14] That looks like Damonkey to me.

[36:43:16] Like a weird way to spell it.

[36:43:18] I got that thing.

[36:43:22] Where the...

[36:43:24] Damonic!

[36:43:26] Yeah, I got that.

[36:43:28] Where the letters go whew.

[36:43:30] You know?

[36:43:32] Pentastake on Twitch...

[36:43:34] twitch subs great great gifted yeah great I really did to that was weird all

[36:43:58] right new sub sound of myself what are we doing today tears how many as asthma

[36:44:16] got off this. Oh, it doesn't have a sub button. Right? Zero.

[36:44:29] Judge time. Well. Okay, so. Okay. Open some packs. No, no

[36:44:40] packs, no packs. No packs. It's 100 Bommalert. Not yet. I

[36:44:48] No, not yet that he has still black man

[36:44:53] My gift it's thumbs. I'm literally sending that clip to my lawyer, and I'm just gonna be real

[36:44:59] Only one off that oh two off that that's pretty good

[36:45:03] That's uh, that's I that's pretty good

[36:45:07] You got a sandwich the gift is though and then you zigzag them, you know

[36:45:11] You have a hairy face. I gotta go to the barber

[36:45:17] It's so heating up

[36:45:19] Dude, Jeepierd said he put like, they put 60 on his 40 or something?

[36:45:25] That sounds like some shit that you'd hear in like a rap, like a rap song.

[36:45:32] They put 40 on your 50.

[36:45:34] Hey!

[36:45:35] Someone had to have fucking, I don't know anything about coding, but someone had to

[36:45:41] have fucking put a fucking comma somewhere they weren't supposed to or some shit.

[36:45:47] Maybe not.

[36:45:49] When does this end?

[36:45:51] Like, this goes until the end of October, or until the end of September, right?

[36:45:56] Three days?

[36:45:57] Oh, just three days?

[36:46:02] This ends October 1st, oh fuck.

[36:46:10] Most big channels aren't even taking advantage, they haven't realized.

[36:46:13] They don't know.

[36:46:17] They don't know, I, listen, I actually, I was sitting there with McConnell and I was

[36:46:22] like, I was like, listen, we fucking, they're doing this now, so we fucking prime this

[36:46:27] without early with this and then we let

[36:46:29] this promotion carry us into our second

[36:46:31] wind and I was right I was fucking right

[36:46:35] man genius actual fucking genius fuck

[36:46:44] I'm smart

[36:46:46] right that's so long okay new email hey

[36:46:51] Penta we glitched the twitch sub

[36:46:54] promotion your channel you're we're

[36:46:57] gonna have to be white how what the

[36:47:07] the hell? No! That felt good. Um, looks like I got to respond to some emails. And by emails

[36:47:39] I mean DMs from Pete. So just so you guys are aware, okay, um, this sublathon might

[36:47:55] go on so long that there might be some hashtag ad sponsored games in there. Uh, if that

[36:48:01] does happen, I'll pause the timer and I'll add an extra hour. Agreeable? Fair? Agreeable?

[36:48:11] Okay good fair all right good good make it to okay yeah here's the extra hour

[36:48:18] right here that you there it is you want this many extra hours on top of what I

[36:48:24] said this is how many extra I had a boss who I'd ask him for anytime I ask him

[36:48:38] for a raise to be like you know Bob I think I'm getting a raise right now

[36:48:42] It always thought it was fun that I should always made me laugh

[36:48:52] That's not okay. Oh, come on. That's funny

[36:48:56] You guys have never you guys have never worked manual labor and it shows

[36:49:04] Yeah

[36:49:05] Sexual harassment. Nah, man old boomers love to joke about getting boners and dicks and shit

[36:49:11] Yard work talk. Yep

[36:49:16] Most of your bosses sucked. I thought it was funny.

[36:49:21] When I got in trouble last time for talking shit, he put me as an alert.

[36:49:26] The guy put my voice as an alert on his stream.

[36:49:28] They really laughed at that in 1927. That was cutting edge humor at the time.

[36:49:33] You know what I'm saying?

[36:49:34] Orc Hunter with five gifted anonymous with ten.

[36:49:37] Damn, that really added, Twitch really added fucking seven on top. God damn.

[36:49:42] Thank you guys.

[36:49:53] That's just blue collar shit. We said like that all time. Yep. Yeah, so I'm saying something to people are like sexual harassment

[36:50:04] Sometimes you do I mean you got a joke about that kind of stuff, man

[36:50:12] Maybe this should just be the stream today let's just open up twitch gift and sub packs

[36:50:29] How many did twitch put on that 20?

[36:50:32] That's pretty good

[36:50:34] Not the best I've seen. I'm gonna be honest. That's kind of on the low end. You got fucked, but 20 giftee-

[36:50:40] 128 gifted subs!

[36:50:44] Not bad?

[36:50:45] 28 bad. Not a bad pull. Okay

[36:50:49] Not a bad pull

[36:50:51] 100 gifted subs!

[36:50:54] That's awesome. It's extra subs. I'm just saying some people were getting like like double what the fuck they I can't believe

[36:51:04] This is happening. He's opening another pack

[36:51:08] He's sandwiching the cases

[36:51:11] He's confirming the cool this guy's been watching my card opening. He's actually confirming the cool

[36:51:21] One sec I'm texting my accountant to tell him to go ahead and pull the trigger on that private jet

[36:51:32] Anonymous with a hundred gifted subs!

[36:51:37] We need more music.

[36:51:45] Your car deserved to be kicked. I wish I could then pound it and power game the fucking world out of you.

[36:51:50] What the fuck are you doing bro?

[36:51:52] Anonymous!

[36:51:56] Anonymous with fifty more gifted!

[36:52:12] Fifty gifted from Anonymous!

[36:52:15] Suckin suckas gonna crack, suck suck suck, cock. Suckin. Suckin. Suckin. Suckin cock. Suckin.

[36:52:34] Anonymous! 50 gifted! With 50 gifted! This is insane! This is, uh, what did you do this

[36:52:59] Here we go, Panther! Who's gonna suck the dick?

[36:53:03] Heh.

[36:53:05] This might actually be a 30k. What the hell?

[36:53:08] Alright, and also, just, guys, the Twitch subs are gonna be- the timer is not- it's not registered, I don't know why.

[36:53:15] I'm just gonna add them at the end of the night, okay?

[36:53:18] So that's what I'm gonna do.

[36:53:22] Twitch gifted 662. That's fucking insane, actually.

[36:53:26] Sneer!

[36:53:27] Take my shirt off.

[36:53:36] I can't do that.

[36:53:37] I can't I can't do that. No, I can't do that. I can't I don't do that kind of shit, man

[36:53:48] Robus with

[36:53:49] 15 gifted I can't believe who hey whoever anonymous is thank you

[36:53:55] Thank you for the 250 gifted subs. That's crazy. I would want credit for that

[36:54:02] They really did that anonymous. I would need credit for that. There's no way I'm gonna do something that nice. Oh, it was you

[36:54:09] It was you

[36:54:16] Golden capa a golden capa trade right now would fuck would absolutely fuck Peter with Peter team with five gifted subs

[36:54:27] Dude, I can't believe I don't like this guy

[36:54:35] Straight up. I can't believe this song is responsible for making a whole generation want to try ecstasy. I

[36:54:43] Can't believe that man. Isn't that crazy?

[36:54:53] That's actually insane. Yeah, this song alone

[36:54:56] Heart Time Dreadlord! 20 gifted subs! Case House!

[36:55:04] Oh cool. Case House with 10 gifted subs!

[36:55:11] Heart Time Dreadlord with 20 gifted! I feel like that-

[36:55:16] No, no, it's warming up. Because Robbis- they- Twitch went 6 on their 15.

[36:55:23] That's pretty good. That's almost double. That's pretty good. Goddamn.

[36:55:32] We're at 24 hours now. I know that that's just like this is like the last hour or some shit. That's pretty fucking crazy

[36:55:43] I haven't even brewed up yet. I'm raw dog in this. What the fuck?

[36:55:52] Bro, I'm fucking raw dog in this shit right now. I haven't even brewed up yet

[36:55:57] Kill smash destroy

[36:55:59] Best community honestly, I actually think so

[36:56:03] No chat makes me laugh harder and no streamer makes me laugh harder than Penta or Penta's chat

[36:56:08] Hey, pentas a piece of shit pentas a cunt. I want to fucking ban this so that so there's that

[36:56:13] Yep

[36:56:15] No streamer makes me laugh harder than myself

[36:56:18] I'll give you something to roll dog. What the fuck?

[36:56:30] All these twitch con people are surprised. They got coven. Oh, is it coming out?

[36:56:34] Is are they are is that starting to roll out? Oh?

[36:56:44] You fools you have no idea what you're funding you

[36:56:51] No idea

[36:56:53] Oh God.

[36:56:55] Wow.

[36:56:57] Yeah.

[36:56:59] I'll definitely be able to

[36:57:01] I'll be able to build my machine after this sub-athon for sure.

[36:57:04] Anonymous gifting 50!

[36:57:18] How do you have 5k viewers in 26k subs?

[36:57:21] Uh, I've spent years cultivating a really good community.

[36:57:25] Absolutely.

[36:57:26] I mean, bitch.

[36:57:27] That's actually the answer.

[36:57:29] I've spent years cultivating a really me and the mods have spent years cultivating a really great community

[36:57:40] Yep groomed

[36:57:44] groomed community

[36:57:48] Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, I'm happy to announce that we've identified the beach mouse and it's been eliminated

[36:57:58] Oh

[36:58:00] It's news to me

[36:58:02] The beach mouse was laid to rest at sea can one of the artists with rat jam. Can you put a little?

[36:58:28] Osama bin Laden beard and silly hat

[36:58:33] On him, I just want to see what that would look like. I

[36:58:37] Don't I just want to see what that would look like. I'm not I'm not saying the

[36:58:42] Why I just want to see what it on the on rat jam

[36:58:47] because it's kind of been it's kind of why well cuz all right let me explain let

[36:58:53] me explain why I said that okay because I feel like rat the beach mouse donation

[36:58:59] has it's it's kind of been a little little terroristic is that a word it's

[36:59:05] kind of rain terror this sub-a-thon some people and I'm not the only one that

[36:59:09] feels that way okay yeah hostile takeover each mouse is pentas 911 it's I

[36:59:20] it's a 9-Eleven in the sub with them that's insane beach mouse thank you

[36:59:25] guys the stories of my demise have been greatly overstated beach mouse beach

[36:59:31] beach mouse

[36:59:33] speech mouse beach-peach mouse take news ideas

[36:59:43] Thanks to MKBs. Um, what the fuck was I gonna say? I don't remember. I was gonna say something else. This is crazy though.

[36:59:54] We need to get that fucking goal. How have I not gotten the golden cap of train?

[37:00:00] Oh yeah. COVID? Yeah. I know. That's why TwitchCon to me, it just feels like such.

[37:00:08] Because now, you know, in current year, if any time you plan to go to TwitchCon, you're gonna have to,

[37:00:15] You're gonna have to take that time off to go to the con and then also

[37:00:19] You got you're gonna have to plan to take at least fucking four days off because you're gonna get COVID

[37:00:24] You know, it's just such a it's just such a fucking commitment man. God. It's just such a not worth

[37:00:36] And then take nine months off yeah, and then take nine months off to fix your sleeping schedule I did get COVID

[37:00:45] I got vaccinated before I went though. Oh you did not oh

[37:00:58] Well you can uh, yeah, I gotta give my flu shot

[37:01:03] Uh-huh, after this

[37:01:05] I gotta give my flu shot this year

[37:01:09] Yup

[37:01:10] You love that Pikachu?

[37:01:12] Yeah, Chosamanda

[37:01:16] Yup

[37:01:17] Alright, what are we doing today?

[37:01:18] Just take vitamin C and D3 in fish oil

[37:01:21] Oh

[37:01:22] There you go, chap

[37:01:25] Why'd they even make the vaccine? We could just take vitamin D

[37:01:27] Who cares about that?

[37:01:34] Easy.

[37:01:35] There we go.

[37:01:39] Vitamin Cock Dick.

[37:01:44] Chaos Mod.

[37:01:47] I wouldn't be opposed to a Chaos Mod day into Dead Rising.

[37:01:52] I've never, dude, I've never played Dead Rising ever.

[37:01:57] And I've always wanted to, man.

[37:01:59] I think we talked about this like a year ago and people were like wait for the remastered and now it's here

[37:02:05] It's very good

[37:02:10] RP for most subs

[37:02:12] Yeah, but I mean we already got enough subs to do whatever we want like we already got enough

[37:02:17] Time on the timer to do whatever we want for like two days

[37:02:21] You know no RP. I'm down

[37:02:27] to RP I

[37:02:29] I don't care. Have ever played L.A. New War. Well, no actually there's a um

[37:02:35] There's a game that just came out today. That's that's like L.A. New War

[37:02:39] Fuck Chelsea was just telling me about it

[37:02:43] I'm sure someone in the channel say it

[37:02:45] Someone said skimized

[37:02:49] Didn't play RP. Yeah shadow of doubt. Yeah, that came out today

[37:02:55] Out of early access

[37:02:57] You want us to remind you to ask someone to clip the VOD for a character? Oh, right?

[37:03:09] Is YouTube guy beard man in the chat if he is he?

[37:03:17] Maybe I don't know get the mods. Can you Tommy?

[37:03:32] bearded man, where is he?

[37:03:35] No, it's him been lot not been long and Tommy's still working

[37:03:44] Don't fucking pay these people to have an actual job, you know, I am here. No, you're G beard. I need beard man

[37:03:56] What happened to Chase?

[37:03:57] Uh, why don't you take my penis and chase something into your asshole?

[37:04:05] So.

[37:04:06] Uh, I don't know, let's uh...

[37:04:14] Uh, let me uh...

[37:04:16] I don't know, fuck man, I'm-

[37:04:17] I'm down to RP, but it has been like...

[37:04:22] I regret to inform you that Jork and the Penis may have been a viewer.

[37:04:24] Well no fucking shit, idiot.

[37:04:27] Was it you?

[37:04:29] I'm gonna dox you, right now.

[37:04:32] I'm kidding, that's a joke.

[37:04:33] I'm kidding. That's a J. That's a J. That's a J. I think I can joke about doxing people.

[37:04:42] I just can't actually do it. Here's this phone number. Phone number? 4.5?

[37:04:50] I don't think I can joke. What? Jorkin is a legend. A legend.

[37:05:00] Dairy Twitch viewer that watches Penta. That's for sure.

[37:05:05] Your car deserves to be kicked. I wish I could.

[37:05:07] are fine don't tell that to the monkeys world out of you all right let me lock

[37:05:13] in a little bit no jokes it's literally a viewer doing this so they can get a

[37:05:31] dumbass mode added to chat lights wait hold on I didn't know I didn't know the

[37:05:37] Is there a dork in a mode? That seems like a really, yeah. That seems a little convoluted.

[37:06:00] I'm a deranged sub-slut. This is a mode for reference. Oh, that monkey jerking his shit.

[37:06:27] You think someone would go through all that effort just to get in a mode added to chat

[37:06:33] they want. Come on man. You sound crazy.

[37:06:36] Chappy, you actually sound crazy, dude.

[37:06:39] Come on. What's going on on Twitter today? They've posted suggestions three times now.

[37:06:51] Well, tell me who it is and then I can... are they in the

[37:06:57] fucking purple... see if they're in the purple Discord?

[37:07:07] Did he get this ramen guy? I can just ask Snow.

[37:07:16] I could just ask you.

[37:07:29] I could just ask no deep dive does this discord name play a character on the server yeah he's

[37:07:50] in the discord yeah that would be crazy suggest a fucking emote doesn't get accepted makes

[37:08:08] a character on purple and stream snipes me with the name of the emote that would

[37:08:17] be crazy what's going on well I think we're trying to figure out what to do

[37:08:23] with our day all right we could RP but it has been like 30 what like 13 days

[37:08:34] right I'm kind of feeling an RP cool off day yeah I'm feeling a variety day it's

[37:08:49] It's been a lot of roleplay chat.

[37:08:51] God damn, it's been a lot, it's been a lot, it's been a lot, it's been a lot, it's been

[37:08:58] a fucking shit ton of roleplay, but I do like roleplay.

[37:09:05] And I wouldn't mind going on Wrangler and just suspending more people for no reason.

[37:09:11] Chaos mod, TOS2.

[37:09:17] I don't hate a TOS2 day.

[37:09:22] Pay homage to last year's sub-a-thon.

[37:09:26] There was all TOS too.

[37:09:29] Play New Vegas? No.

[37:09:35] Not gonna do that on stream again.

[37:09:37] Dead Rising? Possibility.

[37:09:40] Alright. Here's mods, here's what I need.

[37:09:44] That's so long.

[37:09:47] I need a pole.

[37:09:49] A long one too.

[37:09:51] I need a pole.

[37:09:53] Here's the options.

[37:09:54] Okay, not RuneScape. Not while.

[37:09:56] Here's the options.

[37:09:57] Town of Salem.

[37:10:00] Two. Two is two.

[37:10:03] Chaos Mod. Dead Rising.

[37:10:06] Dale and Dawson.

[37:10:08] I'm- I- I think I need a- I think I need a break of- I need an RP break.

[37:10:13] And Dale and Dawson is pretty much RP.

[37:10:18] I think I just need a day to just be Penta.

[37:10:21] For a day.

[37:10:22] Just for a day, you know?

[37:10:23] That's uh, that's that's what that's what I need I think

[37:10:29] Bear yeah, it's just been it's been a lot of our P. It's great. I love our P

[37:10:35] What day are we on?

[37:10:36] Why do people always vote for shit? We get all time well shabby because this is twitch and that's kind of

[37:10:48] It's kind of what you know people kind of watch

[37:10:53] Day 12

[37:10:55] Today is day 12

[37:10:57] Two hours while DMing moon moon. I want to come on that bald head bald boy

[37:11:11] You ever seen a you ever seen a fat man with one ball in your life

[37:11:22] Yeah, it's moves smooths the jester

[37:11:25] anyways

[37:11:28] You ever seen what one ball look like on a man

[37:11:41] Wow, these are all pretty these are all this is kind of an even vote, huh?

[37:11:52] Chat vocass

[37:11:54] Yeah, a lot of people have seen Sandra so

[37:11:56] But I always dude anytime I see someone on to I just love that game anytime I see someone on twitch playing San Andreas

[37:12:03] Of my city I sit there and I watch it. I really do man

[37:12:11] Dead Rising isn't happening

[37:12:13] We can do Dead Rising later

[37:12:15] Maybe do chaos mod

[37:12:27] And play on a game night for to us to later

[37:12:31] Could I invite moon to to us to to get the other side? I don't associate with people

[37:12:50] They don't have the same wholesome Christian Republican values as me

[37:12:54] So I will so then I will actually be I will be inviting moon then is what I'm saying

[37:13:09] So that will be

[37:13:15] TOS to in the chaos mod that's an option

[37:13:22] Have you also considered this?

[37:13:26] Tell Salem to Tommy your theories its bus that guy that's suggestion jork and he's not

[37:13:43] He's not even he's not even whitelisted

[37:13:45] You love the TOS to stream

[37:13:56] Wake up. It's TOS today

[37:14:12] Wake soups back up. It's 5 30. That's right guys

[37:14:24] live stream for LSF

[37:14:26] Streamer from TOS to streamer from LSF

[37:14:30] Penta

[37:14:32] Jorkin was an actual character shame that just passed him up

[37:14:36] Buddy he didn't know what amendments he didn't know amendments existed. He wasn't aware of the American Constitution

[37:14:43] I mean we can or the state Tennessee

[37:14:53] Also his name, okay

[37:14:57] You can have a stupid fucking name or you can be a complete dump you can't do both you can't you can't do both then

[37:15:05] It was it was too. Yeah, he

[37:15:09] Yeah

[37:15:11] Hey women a great janitor. I got his number. Yeah, I can hire him as a janitor. That's fine 10 p.m

[37:15:50] Fuck this happened in my town of Salem crew

[37:16:29] Dm check. What's that? Let me go get some water and some cold beer. I'll be right back

[37:16:39] Guys don't do any insane

[37:16:43] Fucking like TT. I don't want to hear any that no no more of that shit

[37:16:47] P dandy Pp dandy

[37:18:38] Schtt schtt p dandy pp dandy schtt p dandy pp dandy schtt p dandy pp dandy

[37:18:51] Lose the long slingshot.

[37:19:16] No no no that is so long.

[37:19:25] All right listen up.

[37:19:28] Listen up everyhwine we have new town of Salem rules.

[37:19:31] If I think you're not locked in I'm going to call for a DM on it.

[37:19:36] I swear to God I am I'm calling for a DM check.

[37:19:39] I've been saying this whole fucking time people aren't locked in and they're just fucking sleep voting and I knew it too and I was right

[37:19:50] Which in my opinion has been the fucking sickest shit to come out of this

[37:19:54] Do you know I

[37:19:56] Soon she's gonna have to

[37:19:57] We're gonna have to rework the whole fucking tierless everything

[37:20:01] Cuz we got sleepy sleepy fucking

[37:20:04] People sit around sexting while I'm trying to play a fucking game man, you know what I'm saying

[37:20:11] The integrity of the game is so long, it's been time for you man, you're pooping.

[37:20:18] I don't know, it seems like a lot of people don't even fucking care, you know.

[37:20:40] I'm not good at the game.

[37:20:44] Mark, we care. I'm not good either, so...

[37:20:48] You know, between this shit and uh...

[37:21:11] I just, lately I've just kind of been feeling like I'm chopped liver to a lot of people, you know what I mean.

[37:21:17] Between between the survivor shit and then that shit. It just kind of seems like no one cares about the opportunity that I give people I

[37:21:26] Think a lot of people did care about the survivor stuff, but I think the people who didn't like left

[37:21:32] I think you were and you were like with the people who cared

[37:21:34] This is why I don't like doing things online in in person. I'm a lot more intimidating and I can use that to convince people

[37:21:41] You know what I mean? Yeah

[37:21:43] Yeah, you do it quick, it's very true.

[37:21:44] This is why I don't like doing shit online.

[37:21:49] You should just fly them all to an island,

[37:21:52] get some gaming PCs set up and do it for real.

[37:21:55] Hey man, there's a lot of allegations out there right now.

[37:21:59] I don't have an island.

[37:22:00] I don't know anything about islands.

[37:22:02] I've never even been on a fucking island.

[37:22:04] Okay, I don't do that kind of stuff.

[37:22:07] Yeah, I don't know out of charm, out of trend.

[37:22:12] you're out of trend?

[37:22:13] Oh, island.

[37:22:15] What?

[37:22:16] You're what?

[37:22:18] Don't get an island.

[37:22:19] OK.

[37:22:20] No, I won't.

[37:22:20] Because I mean, we saw.

[37:22:22] Yeah, we saw what happened when I tried to go to Hawaii.

[37:22:25] We saw that.

[37:22:27] Exactly.

[37:22:27] You will die.

[37:22:28] You will die.

[37:22:29] Straight up.

[37:22:31] I can't think of a single island that's doing well.

[37:22:34] Hello, guys.

[37:22:35] Nice to see you all.

[37:22:36] Hello.

[37:22:37] Why is your early TOS too?

[37:22:39] I don't want to role play today.

[37:22:41] Oh, really?

[37:22:42] I mean, I do, but I don't.

[37:22:45] I feel like it might be pushing myself a little bit.

[37:22:49] Well, you've been nonstop playing Wrangler

[37:22:51] in those last two.

[37:22:52] It's been a bit of a Wranglerathon.

[37:22:54] Yeah, that's true.

[37:22:56] So I think what I need to do is I need to reset today.

[37:22:59] I like seeing Wrangler.

[37:23:00] Yeah, me too.

[37:23:02] And I like playing Wrangler, right?

[37:23:03] But it actually is your best character.

[37:23:05] I, okay, Jordan's the best.

[37:23:07] I like Truckee.

[37:23:08] Truckee's the best, yeah.

[37:23:10] Truckee.

[37:23:11] Truckee.

[37:23:11] He is truckie.

[37:23:14] Truckie's the best.

[37:23:16] And I like playing Wrangler too, okay?

[37:23:19] But sometimes, you know, when you like doing something,

[37:23:24] you gotta not do it for a day.

[37:23:27] Just, this is why people cheat on their wives and stuff.

[37:23:29] You gotta not do it for a day

[37:23:30] so it makes you appreciate it even more.

[37:23:33] I actually had a friend who would cheat on his girlfriend

[37:23:35] and he would tell me that's why.

[37:23:37] I'm tired of Penta's bullshit.

[37:23:39] His RP is stupid.

[37:23:41] It's her ass people.

[37:23:42] He would, he would be like, I swear to God, he would be like, he'd be like, I just, it helps me appreciate how much I love her.

[37:23:50] Wow.

[37:23:51] Fuckin' mm-hmm.

[37:23:52] That sounds like a good boyfriend, wow.

[37:23:54] That kinda makes sense if you think about it a little bit.

[37:23:57] Somebody's good at rock n' roll.

[37:24:00] Sometimes you gotta go outside and get yourself a gas station and sandwich.

[37:24:05] Yep.

[37:24:05] You realize the gourmet shit you got back at home.

[37:24:10] Right.

[37:24:11] I was trying to get into an RPA or something and he just called me a fat idiot.

[37:24:27] What is here is the RP has been good lately.

[37:24:32] I just, I'm fucking cooked. I just tried to tag someone in a fucking DM.

[37:24:37] Like respond to him directly in a fucking DM.

[37:24:41] You dropped a Tuner Shock shootout on me.

[37:24:44] What do you mean I dropped it on you?

[37:24:48] I don't like it.

[37:24:49] There were like there were like four fucking cops there

[37:24:56] All right

[37:25:01] And here's why and here's why okay here's here's and here's why I did this because you guys need to realize

[37:25:08] That not every fucking crime scene needs to be treated like NC is okay

[37:25:12] There's a hundred fucking shootings a day

[37:25:14] You can't sit there and put down fucking markers and goddamn collect bullets and every fucking DNA on scene or else

[37:25:21] I mean you just you don't have enough cops for that man. I

[37:25:24] Mean you can if you want to but you're it's it's gonna fucking suck sometimes. You just gotta arrest

[37:25:30] Who's there whoever is GSR just what I mean what the fuck else do you need no?

[37:25:33] I mean because everybody's like a notch no no contest any

[37:25:37] It doesn't matter if they have if they if they're GSR positive than just right then who gives a fuck what else you need

[37:25:42] Yeah, exactly. NCIS over a shit board in the mall with no motives. Yeah. Yeah, but it's

[37:25:52] important to figure out for the charges. No, it's not because here's the thing. 90% of

[37:25:56] these people are not going to contest these charges. Now what? You make a good point.

[37:26:00] I am wrong. You are completely right. If they don't get a bench, you're wrong. You

[37:26:04] are right. You are completely right. Thank you. Well, it's true. You I am stupid.

[37:26:10] I'm not saying that you're stupid. You're just not as experienced as me. That's all

[37:26:14] No, I am not you are I don't I don't do big scene very often. So I got taken back complete surprise

[37:26:22] He did your mic working. Hello. Yes. Oh, there we go

[37:26:26] There you are. I am very happy to play to you again. Yeah, you guys are amazing. Thank you. We're happy to have your

[37:26:34] Thank you a French chip monkey. What is what is it? That's numpad. Yeah. I am a French person

[37:26:40] Yes, the function. Oh, God.

[37:26:44] Because we have a key problem with good bone. Yeah.

[37:26:49] Yeah. All right. Good. How's the problem?

[37:26:52] I'm good. The problem.

[37:26:53] Okay. Well, you want me to get into it? Yep.

[37:26:59] I got to set something up under my eyes.

[37:27:00] We're correct. Would you rather leave your child in a room full of pit bulls or

[37:27:04] French philosophers?

[37:27:09] I'm gonna say I'm gonna say pit bulls pit bulls.

[37:27:12] We too. You're going deep right now. You're going deep because at least the kid has a chance to grow up and be a really good rapper

[37:27:18] I mean who knows who do how many fucking French philosophers do you know, man? I

[37:27:27] Don't know any me at the hotel room

[37:27:35] Alley time

[37:27:37] The song hotel room service by people

[37:27:46] Okay, alrighty, is this all I have to do?

[37:27:55] Alright, send the code.

[37:27:57] I'm not even there yet.

[37:27:59] Okay.

[37:28:05] I'm pretty sure HelloFreshers has given me

[37:28:07] the easiest sponsorship of my,

[37:28:09] I don't even think they want me to say the name.

[37:28:12] Hey, he specifically says, don't say our name.

[37:28:15] Do not say HelloFresh.

[37:28:18] What the fuck do they want me to do?

[37:28:20] Dude, you just said it.

[37:28:21] They don't want me to, they're like,

[37:28:22] It's better when you know

[37:28:26] Hey

[37:28:31] Okay, I need you people to wake the fuck up man

[37:28:36] Are you doing soups?

[37:28:38] Tired. Yeah, I need you to wake up and like I said I announced at the beginning

[37:28:44] I need the mods put in the rules. I will at any time. I deem it necessary. There will be DM checks

[37:28:50] So that I know people are locked in and actually fucking playing the goddamn game. What I'm not here to play

[37:28:57] I'm just here to throw in my weight of French philosophers

[37:29:01] That was unreasonable

[37:29:04] Unreasonable. Thank you. Finally. What about German French friendship?

[37:29:09] Yeah, I I didn't have religion class that ethics classes and I learned a lot about French philosophers and they're pretty good. Yeah, pretty good

[37:29:17] Yeah, let's just know I miss us now. This is

[37:29:23] You've heard of a coat I think therefore I am you've heard a fuck off. Yeah

[37:29:34] What kind of what kind of ethics classes are required for 5m dev work

[37:29:41] Well, actually, no, I'm thinking

[37:29:44] Okay, now never mind

[37:29:46] hold on now that that actually makes sense yeah okay what's what's the words

[37:29:57] of Voltaire common sense is not so common good night

[37:30:16] What the fuck was that?

[37:30:18] That was terrible.

[37:30:19] That was terrible.

[37:30:20] That was awful. No, I didn't like that one bit.

[37:30:22] No.

[37:30:23] Uncommon snow ale.

[37:30:25] Yeah.

[37:30:26] Extremely rare.

[37:30:27] I'm actually, now I'm...

[37:30:29] I wasn't on, I wasn't on Gunebone's side that much.

[37:30:32] But now I am. Now I am more. Snow made that worse for him.

[37:30:36] Somehow.

[37:30:37] I don't know how he did.

[37:30:39] That's terrible.

[37:30:40] Yeah, so basically Peachwood is, if I think that you're not locked in because you're sexting,

[37:30:45] You have to send me a screenshot of, uh, your DM, like it shows your recent DMs, direct messages, and then if there's anyone suspicious, I'm going to ask you to open that so I can see it.

[37:31:00] Now, not a screenshot, I'm going to need you to share your screen, huh?

[37:31:02] So like, show, well, what if we're not accepting, but we're like, you know, do we have to turn our cams on?

[37:31:11] What do you mean cam? I just, I need you to share your screen.

[37:31:15] Actually, why are you playing?

[37:31:17] What's she doing?

[37:31:18] I'm talking about what if someone's like, beating off?

[37:31:20] Some people have a very good imagination.

[37:31:22] I don't think that's encouraging.

[37:31:23] Why can't you people just play games without jacking off?

[37:31:26] I mean, is it so hard to fucking play a video game without jacking off?

[37:31:30] Yeah.

[37:31:31] Why?

[37:31:32] How is that that hard?

[37:31:33] Not in town, please.

[37:31:35] Not in town, man.

[37:31:38] Are you saying that you're sitting there in your town, man?

[37:31:41] That's all I are you saying that you're sitting there and you're fucking gilling off in between rounds

[37:31:50] She was your friend no more no more of that shit man

[37:31:53] I'm sick of this man. This is a serious game, and I'm sick of your guys's perversion corrupting my games

[37:31:59] Soups has to redo an entire fucking tier list now

[37:32:03] Yeah, I

[37:32:05] Mean we're gonna have to go through this is kid this this news has completely fucking changed how we play this game

[37:32:10] Because now we're gonna have to go through and analyze. Okay. Is this game can we can can it be considered a fair ranking game a fair

[37:32:18] Elo affecting game because this person doesn't seem very locked in. I mean one vote effects at all man

[37:32:24] It's true. Always nothing. Oh my god

[37:32:29] You want to have a tearless?

[37:32:36] What did he make that

[37:32:38] Last year we played a lot of Town of Salem last year.

[37:32:45] So does that affect Deepa?

[37:32:48] Does this affect Deepa Chili?

[37:32:51] Deepa's out of Town of Salem until she's going to have to wear a chesty belt.

[37:33:01] Town of Salem, all right, if she wants to play and also I'm gonna need proof that she's not fucking meta gaming in town of Salem

[37:33:07] All right

[37:33:09] I mean, that's maybe a scarlet a

[37:33:12] Maybe a scarlet a something like that. I don't maybe we could somehow I mean I'm in Texas

[37:33:17] I could probably get people chemically castrated pretty easily

[37:33:20] So we could do something like that

[37:33:23] My the way I think I need a date on the TOS Penta scheme

[37:33:27] Is anyone else shocked that you're actually French? I can't believe... Wow.

[37:33:32] What?

[37:33:33] You were really French.

[37:33:35] I am, yeah.

[37:33:36] You're not joking.

[37:33:38] No, unfortunately.

[37:33:40] Our only voice is the closest to my normal voice, which is this voice right now.

[37:33:44] You know, I was actually shocked that all those French stereotypes just ended up being true.

[37:33:49] What do you mean?

[37:33:50] That was the number one shocking thing about Numbad.

[37:33:55] What do you mean all of it?

[37:34:02] It's just kinda like any European like hating you is like.

[37:34:06] You've been watching that news too often.

[37:34:08] What news?

[37:34:09] The news.

[37:34:10] The news.

[37:34:11] Just the news?

[37:34:12] The max news.

[37:34:13] Max news.

[37:34:14] News max?

[37:34:15] What the fuck are you talking about?

[37:34:19] You're watching that Fox News.

[37:34:21] Oh Fox News!

[37:34:24] It's real news.

[37:34:25] What?

[37:34:26] What? It's fucking fake news!

[37:34:28] No it's not! It's real!

[37:34:30] The news network, hello!

[37:34:32] I thought that Wrangler had just like

[37:34:34] done that thing, like

[37:34:36] he told me to be Australian, but I told you to like be French.

[37:34:42] I didn't think you were actually French.

[37:34:46] I don't think you're actually French.

[37:34:48] I don't know what's going on.

[37:34:51] I'm like are we role playing in here?

[37:34:53] What's happening?

[37:34:55] Why are we role playing right now?

[37:34:58] I'm so sorry.

[37:35:02] I just woke up from a nap.

[37:35:04] I love home by the way.

[37:35:06] Oh I could go for a nap.

[37:35:08] What do you mean you just woke up for a nap?

[37:35:10] What time did you wake up?

[37:35:12] Moose shook me awake and said,

[37:35:14] Do you want to play T-Wes?

[37:35:16] No that's not good.

[37:35:18] What do you mean it's not good?

[37:35:20] If you don't show up,

[37:35:22] then you're gonna miss it and

[37:35:24] Annie's gonna join or fucking

[37:35:26] thrive God help us. Well hold on what do you what time did you wake up? Like like like

[37:35:32] 9am? Yeah like what time did you wake up for your day? Oh um yeah I think 9am 10am. Why

[37:35:39] so early? I just wake up and then I get really sleepy I don't know I'm like chronically

[37:35:45] fatigued lately. You should have been like the last like three years. Hey man me too

[37:35:51] Well, that's me every day. What's what's your sleeping situation like?

[37:35:58] Like how do I sleep? Yeah, like do you have your do you have your phone?

[37:36:04] I might honestly be my snoring that's fucking with her because when she was recovering from a sickness upstairs

[37:36:10] She would wake up and be like, oh my god, like I feel so good. So I think she might just need to go to a different room

[37:36:15] You yeah, I would be the one that goes to a different room, buddy

[37:36:20] You guys could do a separate bedrooms. Yeah

[37:36:27] Just get a bunch themed a sheet paint machine. All right guys first DM check someone's come clean from the last town of Salem game

[37:36:39] About he's exposing it. He's exposing himself before

[37:36:44] Well, I mean it's

[37:36:46] He called me a fake veteran and then killed me. Yeah, that was pretty that was pretty

[37:36:53] No one's god. I'm really starting to think that no one gives a fuck about this game, but me and soups

[37:37:03] I'm actually starting to think that no one gives a fuck about this game

[37:37:07] But me and soups and I've thought about this about role play for a while

[37:37:10] too I just you know what now toxic pet is coming back good yeah because I think

[37:37:17] I've actually been too nice to fucking people for too long because am I smoking

[37:37:24] crack what you're about to have a crack down your fucking skull if you keep

[37:37:29] talking yeah I I will hit women I don't care number one I don't care okay

[37:37:39] Can't do that I saw some shit about how Rihanna was fucking trying to groom Justin Bieber

[37:37:48] No, so to think a CRISPR. I don't know. Maybe he maybe he was just trying to do some shit

[37:37:52] No, I mean, maybe he was maybe he knew some shit. We did it. We don't know what was said

[37:37:58] There's a tweet of her saying 15 year old Justin Bieber just showed me his abs yummy. Yummy

[37:38:03] Oh, okay

[37:38:06] Yummy yummy, that's what she said yummy yummy yummy

[37:38:11] We're saying some wild shit on Twitter back in the day

[37:38:17] She was 22 this was a 2015 she was 22 at the time he was 15

[37:38:22] It's Rihanna a French philosopher. No, she's a R&B artist French philosophers like their young boys

[37:38:31] even page

[37:38:33] Well, it's potting.

[37:38:35] Peach is college educated.

[37:38:37] Wait a minute.

[37:38:38] It's too bad she's just so goddamn autistic because it really just

[37:38:41] It really just really just.

[37:38:43] Listen, I'm very, very paper smart.

[37:38:47] But then when I talk, I just, it's like I have 50 tabs open at once in my brain.

[37:38:52] It's really bad.

[37:38:54] Like you're just pulling from and you just can't find the right tab.

[37:38:57] I just, it's hard to describe what it's actually like to be.

[37:39:00] A lot of animal facts in there.

[37:39:02] Let's hear one. Let's hear one peach. Let's hear a good one. None of that puffer fish shit

[37:39:09] Okay, what's wrong with you were talking about the dolphin

[37:39:14] Yeah, okay, but what's wrong with that we just everyone knows that that's a common fact

[37:39:22] Goldfish can live like 15 years, you know

[37:39:26] They can live way longer than that coif is gonna live for 200 years

[37:39:29] It's like their average lifespan is like 15 years is like normal now well

[37:39:37] They come from the same family as Carps and and so do koi fish and koi fish can live for like two and it's not

[37:39:42] Uncommon actually for koi fish live like 80 years

[37:39:45] That's pretty cool. Yep. There you go

[37:39:49] Get you some koi fish. Yeah

[37:39:51] Yeah, it's really not uncommon

[37:39:54] Really, I would love I'd love to have a saltwater tank but I've heard horror stories of people

[37:40:01] losing like $5,000 worth of like fishing. Yeah overnight when the power goes out.

[37:40:06] Yeah, but I mean I guess if you know I could get a generator I guess and when he's back

[37:40:12] from your right.

[37:40:13] This if you just get a generator getting cold in your house you gotta keep putting

[37:40:18] the oil in the saltwater fish tank to power it.

[37:40:21] That's another problem is that sniff town and I keep the house so goddamn cold that there's certain plants that it's just not an option for having inside

[37:40:27] What do you keep it at like 70?

[37:40:30] We turned it down to 66 when we're sleeping Jesus Christ. Yeah when we're in you know, so that's like 10 hours out of the fucking day

[37:40:39] 66 under the like I would assume like four fucking covers, right?

[37:40:44] No, just like well we have separate blankets, which is that's a life. That's a life hack

[37:40:50] That's a life hack for if you want a relationship to work do separate play because I like to she likes to burrito. I like to burrito

[37:40:57] You know what I mean? Yeah, you both want to burrito. You both want to burrito

[37:41:01] 65 and I got a

[37:41:04] Comforter kind of thing. No, I'm a duvet guy. I'm a

[37:41:07] 67 with a comforter if you get a really nice duvet

[37:41:11] You'll never go back to just normal comforters ever

[37:41:14] I'm telling you just a just a really really really nice duvet man. That shit is nice

[37:41:19] Between a comforter and a duvet. I think it's the way it's filled down feathers. Yeah, but there's different levels of duvet as well

[37:41:26] I do like a medium

[37:41:28] puffiness

[37:41:30] There they're awesome, and I I love duvets. They're sick

[37:41:34] Did I fall into a bed base and beyond discord?

[37:41:38] No, and I don't think anyone's smoking crack and stabbing people in here, so oh

[37:41:43] And I think you also just showed your age

[37:41:46] It might change if a couple rounds. That's true

[37:41:50] That's true. Well, we're waiting on anyone.

[37:41:57] Wait too long, I'm gonna have to step out.

[37:42:01] Why?

[37:42:02] That first time I got clipped.

[37:42:03] I'm gonna go pick up one of my kids.

[37:42:05] What the fuck are you doing here?

[37:42:07] Yeah, where's that kid?

[37:42:08] Fuck it, fuck it.

[37:42:09] You come out the fuck here.

[37:42:11] He can drive.

[37:42:12] Rufio!

[37:42:13] That's all?

[37:42:14] Rufio!

[37:42:15] 25 gifted!

[37:42:16] There he is!

[37:42:17] 25 gifted there he is

[37:42:24] Thanks, Rufio for the 25 gifted

[37:42:27] This fucking twitch money glitch is insane. What the fuck

[37:42:31] Wait, go on yeah, this fucking gifted this like matching sub should they're doing roof?

[37:42:38] 25 twitch would eat on top of it. Oh

[37:42:41] That's crazy. I know and a golden cap. Oh, I would fucking I would suck dick

[37:42:47] for the capital. Let's go. Where's McComber? I actually would. McComber is not going to

[37:42:52] be awake for another six hours. Oh, he's sleeping. Oh, yeah. He's fucked. He sleeps. Yeah, he's

[37:42:59] sleeping schedule. It's like one AM right now. Yeah, no, this is this is like being said,

[37:43:07] well done. Most likely. Code in the chat. I guess we can go with 14.

[37:43:12] I thought the limit was 14 in my mom

[37:43:16] Oh, that's why you're up to your Clifford shape it up man. I know I know

[37:43:22] Yeah, there's gonna be some big DM checks on Clifford. I know

[37:43:27] She'll be a cup. Oh, I'm leaked. I'm leaked. Oh shit

[37:43:33] And what's this I hear about banning ERP in terms of

[37:43:37] Mm-hmm

[37:43:48] I mean we saw how much it the fuck it fucked up man. It a fucking my last goddamn game

[37:43:55] Right role play community is damaged by this incident you know

[37:44:00] I just saw the chat. I don't I didn't watch the Japanese community guys. I'm not bad. I didn't know how bad it actually was

[37:44:07] For once I'm trying

[37:44:10] It was bad

[37:44:14] Close my fucking chat too, man. Holy shit

[37:44:17] What close my chat?

[37:44:19] I'm not in your fucking chat. All right now see we've we're back to square one now

[37:44:23] I don't now I don't believe anyone man. We're actually back now. Now. We're back to fucking last year

[37:44:28] I know I don't fucking believe anyone about anything

[37:44:31] I check it a month. No get the muds. I haven't been in a chat all fucking day. Of course. I have trust issues

[37:44:36] Get the mobs. Where's the receipts? There we go. Off to a good start, Toxic Town. Off to a good start.

[37:44:47] Yep. Come on, one person.

[37:44:49] He's angry.

[37:44:51] That news just really upset me. It's been a lot of upset. This sub-a-thon has been a lot of upsetting news for me.

[37:44:57] Sorry, man.

[37:44:59] All right, thank you.

[37:45:01] This is why you shouldn't cheat on your husband, by the way.

[37:45:03] Because it fucks the whole friend group just like this.

[37:45:05] friend group just like that all you don't care there's super something

[37:45:09] happened to the cadet thing oh yeah big time yeah so sad yeah Peter would

[37:45:15] feature when that she just couldn't drive the fucking car she just couldn't

[37:45:21] fucking drive the goddamn car that's not yeah and then look what happened I was

[37:45:26] That wasn't on me! Was that on me?

[37:45:29] Mmm, you've just been killed by my battles for like four hours.

[37:45:32] No, you don't, Jake. I watched it.

[37:45:33] Alright.

[37:45:34] Say, what happened with the Kennen to remember a thing?

[37:45:36] I can't talk about it.

[37:45:37] He's killing the man.

[37:45:38] You know what the worst part is, Penta?

[37:45:40] Your sub-a-thon right now is probably like the best sub-a-thon ever done on Twitch.

[37:45:45] I agree.

[37:45:45] And this shit is- it's crazy that this shit's happening to you.

[37:45:48] Yeah, I mean it's- I've had a lot of upsetting news. I mean,

[37:45:52] we've- there's been some banger-fucking things that have happened so far.

[37:45:55] Truckee? Hugebanger?

[37:45:57] Truckee!

[37:45:59] Truckee!

[37:46:01] Hospital shit? Lottery tickets?

[37:46:03] I like Truckee.

[37:46:05] Truckee was a good guy.

[37:46:07] He was a good man.

[37:46:09] The VODs are being fired.

[37:46:11] Thank you.

[37:46:13] I heard on radio that some people are like...

[37:46:15] Good glazing suits.

[37:46:17] AI vehicle, I was like what?

[37:46:19] Yeah, I forgot the radio.

[37:46:21] I was like what the fuck? I don't know. I'm not fucking with it.

[37:46:23] Didn't go to it

[37:46:26] One is truckie coming back. Where the fuck is the boy at I

[37:46:33] Want to say anything but I was curious as well

[37:46:36] Where's this more pie isn't here more pies in the disco where is she though? Who is more by maybe?

[37:46:43] M-roll and she has respectfully

[37:46:46] Mr. Mountain first you fuck over Nemo with that dog shit verdict and now you're

[37:46:53] You are not they had enough

[37:46:56] Okay, mr. Seth the fan shooting

[37:47:03] That's crazy this coaster that Chelsea got me

[37:47:07] Wild the other city soups

[37:47:12] That was good meta check that was a good meta check good good. Okay good

[37:47:19] Jesus well no don't look her up because if you do you'll be

[37:47:23] You know, you'll have to watch for at least 30 minutes.

[37:47:26] Oh my god.

[37:47:27] I'm shocked.

[37:47:28] I don't think I need 30 minutes.

[37:47:31] Yeah, I was gonna say 30 minutes.

[37:47:33] They're going for a world record?

[37:47:35] What the fuck?

[37:47:36] I'm looking at it.

[37:47:38] That was a Wrangler take right there.

[37:47:40] How do you spell that?

[37:47:44] Who knows?

[37:47:48] Mitty Wrangler and Pantah close or personally,

[37:47:51] he's an A-Tink.

[37:47:52] I can't believe that shit.

[37:48:00] Hi!

[37:48:03] Have you been running here about it yet?

[37:48:05] No, I mean no we talked a little bit, but I just I can't believe that

[37:48:10] We're sitting here, and I'm just like all right town of Sam with my friends, and she's like thinking about moon just fucking

[37:48:16] Dicking her down man. Just plowing her. Isn't that?

[37:48:20] She's just like just breeding her man. I just

[37:48:25] Treat her like cattle man

[37:48:29] Fucking breeding

[37:48:31] That was so long of an impression that it was like a joke thread, you know, I was like

[37:48:37] What pisses me off is Moon could have just joined the lobby

[37:48:44] I'm glad that didn't happen because then she would have been like oh no don't bend me over the fucking

[37:48:54] No, don't put me on the gallons

[37:49:01] Take my birth control out and then tomorrow you'll see it's not me

[37:49:08] Not crazy

[37:49:11] Every time I feel like I have seen everything from the role play committee. Oh my god, there are new bombs dropping

[37:49:21] This isn't the world long

[37:49:23] I you know, you know all this shit happened and like I feel like the Rp

[37:49:26] within two consenting adults so far when I was like well cut them off no no no

[37:49:31] I think there's more later but you know this whole thing was overshadowed

[37:49:35] you know what overshadowed this this whole thing overshadowed banana just

[37:49:39] showing up to twitchcon and just pretending like nothing happened man did

[37:49:45] anyone see that banana brie yeah she posted a picture for a twitch I'm like

[37:49:52] what's up guys and I was like damn she's really just gonna fucking show

[37:49:55] up like she she called me again why are they relevant oh she's not she's got

[37:50:03] a regulatory way yeah she said some she said worse than that we got we got beef

[37:50:10] right now she so here's what happened so she she pretty much talked so she was

[37:50:17] like in my friend circle right can life is sacred not hear me I can hear you

[37:50:23] All right, that's the fifth time you've tried to interrupt me mods check his DMs

[37:50:32] Mods get a DM check no, I know ask him for a DM check mods get them

[37:50:38] All right, I got the muddle detective was

[37:50:42] Thank you good

[37:50:43] But anyway, she she was kind of like in my friend circle and then she started RPing with Chang gang

[37:50:49] And then just kind of ignored me

[37:50:51] Why are they in the middle of that?

[37:50:53] What's your name?

[37:50:54] Because Chen Gang sends their regards.

[37:50:57] Chen Gang sends their regards.

[37:50:59] You always mention them. I don't know if this is like...

[37:51:01] Because they're on top.

[37:51:03] Oh, you're disgusting.

[37:51:05] Number one gang.

[37:51:07] YPD.

[37:51:09] So, she started our peeing with them,

[37:51:12] and then this guy,

[37:51:15] Rated Epics, okay,

[37:51:17] he ended up getting canceled,

[37:51:19] And then he was like, I'm just going to cancel everyone else too, because fuck it.

[37:51:24] And then he leaked a bunch of DMs between him and her, where she was also being

[37:51:28] really homophobic and toxic and shit.

[37:51:31] And she called me gay.

[37:51:33] So in DMs, she said to him, but was it like, uh, I think the penta, like,

[37:51:38] they were talking shit about me and she was like, yeah, he's so fucking gay.

[37:51:41] Lol.

[37:51:43] So did she mean that in like, oh, you suck way?

[37:51:46] Or did she mean that in, okay.

[37:51:48] What?

[37:51:48] Not like the Bean Day is the rock and roll game.

[37:51:50] $3,700 card?

[37:51:53] Shit, that's pretty good.

[37:51:55] Also, we're playing Tom Salem.

[37:51:56] I got an AK card lost, right?

[37:51:58] Or yesterday?

[37:51:58] OK, all right, go ahead.

[37:51:59] Go ahead.

[37:52:00] I heard you got an AK card.

[37:52:02] But anyway, so here's the, here's to me just the,

[37:52:05] mwah, part of it, right?

[37:52:07] Is that she pretty much stopped hanging out

[37:52:11] with me and being friends with me

[37:52:12] to like be in this other friend group who then canceled

[37:52:15] her and just completely fucking ignored her when she started getting canceled.

[37:52:19] So yeah, I mean, she should have the angel.

[37:52:24] So absolutely, absolutely fucking destroyed.

[37:52:26] Should have stayed in the pentiverse.

[37:52:29] We still we still allow some canceled people in here.

[37:52:33] Clifford, like who?

[37:52:35] What happened to you, Cliff?

[37:52:36] Well, I mean, he's going to get canceled someday.

[37:52:38] But but for now anybody, you know, and I know that.

[37:52:41] And, you know, we'll I should have joked about stuff.

[37:52:43] That's just it!

[37:52:45] Penta knew the whole time!

[37:52:47] Penta knew!

[37:52:48] That is actually very risky behavior to joke about.

[37:52:54] Alright Clifford, what are you doing though?

[37:52:56] You'll farm clips.

[37:52:57] DM check him.

[37:52:58] DM check Clifford.

[37:53:00] Who do you want to check?

[37:53:01] I mean, fuck it, I'll leak it.

[37:53:02] I'll leak myself.

[37:53:03] Lobot has an announcement.

[37:53:04] He wants to get in the chat.

[37:53:06] Yes, Lobot.

[37:53:08] I have nothing to hide.

[37:53:10] Does that mean that you've been...

[37:53:12] Hail him out.

[37:53:13] Not ERP, just writing.

[37:53:14] I like everybody's attention, please. Yeah, all right. Okay, go ahead

[37:53:20] Please subscribe please subscribe to mr. BigPenta mr.

[37:53:24] BigPenta because if not because it's not my dad won't let me eat dinner

[37:53:39] I

[37:53:44] I went to one of those, uh, I went to one of those like clearance sales, but it was, it was like Coney, 2020, 2012 clearance. That was a good deal for me.

[37:53:53] That was a good clearance sale I got from Coney. Fantastic.

[37:53:59] They're shirts were nice there.

[37:54:00] Yeah, they were.

[37:54:01] I got one.

[37:54:03] Yes!

[37:54:04] Yeah, yeah, let's start it up.

[37:54:06] Come on guys, let's look it in.

[37:54:08] If you want a true toxic town, you should invite that banana lady.

[37:54:13] I I would welcome her back I would welcome her back into the pentiverse. I

[37:54:18] Would do that because here's the thing

[37:54:21] Just a bit legitimately

[37:54:25] If someone just apologizes to me for anything I'm cool with it. That's all I and I just just communication

[37:54:32] Because I understand how shit gets man. You know people, you know

[37:54:36] That's life right you kind of you get lost in the sauce, you know what I mean and

[37:54:40] Sometimes you lose who you are a little bit, but you can always come back. You know

[37:54:46] I really do believe that

[37:54:53] Well, you never did anything to me

[37:55:01] No exceptions there's exceptions there's always exceptions, but for the most part I believe that

[37:55:10] Sure soups is gonna die day to

[37:55:13] No, there's no transphobes

[37:55:16] You can you can you can change

[37:55:20] All of his characters are super annoying

[37:55:30] You came the will day yeah, I mean a lot of people not a lot of people but I think I think

[37:55:41] I think

[37:55:43] I think over like the last 30 years most people's opinion

[37:55:50] On like gay people has changed in general, you know what I mean?

[37:55:56] Hi, I lock it in. Oh

[37:56:08] Died without finding a true love. That's kind of sad feeds off fucking reaction. I tried to story in one act

[37:56:14] Who will love me and the basic number one person play a devil. I love you

[37:56:30] Oh, smoked!

[37:56:32] All right!

[37:56:34] So it's serial killer!

[37:56:36] Yeah!

[37:56:38] All right!

[37:56:46] Guys?

[37:56:48] Do we have an HR department?

[37:56:50] I don't think so. This is like a 1040...

[37:56:52] Oh, it was Peach!

[37:56:54] Yeah, well, she's dead.

[37:56:56] This is a 15th century town, guy.

[37:56:58] I'll be in the HR department if you want.

[37:57:00] No.

[37:57:02] Anyone have the information?

[37:57:04] Yes, okay. I'm HR. Would you like to report it to me? Yes

[37:57:11] All right

[37:57:12] Some some fellow named Clifford is sending me shit. I know here comes guy fucking he says he says goon

[37:57:20] I want you so bad. I

[37:57:23] Can't stop thinking about you. I swear to God. It says this is says my pussy get warped and tingly your

[37:57:30] Why are you are so damn cute bread to me? That's what he said bread

[37:57:36] Please help so it sounds like you have a dyslexic pervert coming after you. Yeah, I was just killing you with his yeast

[37:57:42] Quick kill this guy

[37:57:45] Fuck yeah, I'm okay with the Clifford. Do you have any defense?

[37:57:52] Clifford

[37:57:53] That was supposed to be a private moon

[37:57:56] Moves I'm not moon. That's goo. Oh

[37:58:00] goo

[37:58:03] I'm not dead bald

[37:58:05] Bouldie. Yeah, he's got two horns. Topical. Alright, let's go Clifford, I guess.

[37:58:15] Why do you want to go Clifford so bad? Well, he just got accused of being a baker.

[37:58:22] Oh, true. You got a lot of- What do you say?

[37:58:28] it. What's your defense?

[37:58:31] Look, listen, I thought this was an open relationship with with Goon. You know, he told me again and

[37:58:44] again, I'm just so. It's okay to listen. Big bread in his house.

[37:58:51] That's all you got to say for yourself. This guy, a fucking jester could be. Well,

[37:58:55] we hang those though. Yeah, ultimate. Yeah, that would be no.

[37:59:01] Fucking I wish I wish okay. No, I'm bad. She's bad

[37:59:06] You know you're talking to I

[37:59:08] What the fuck is this man? All right mods. I actually need to DM check

[37:59:24] What was that man, I actually do need

[37:59:28] What the hell was that shit?

[37:59:30] I was sexually harassed by a carman.

[37:59:35] Ben, I will die.

[37:59:37] Alright, we got Ichi in the game.

[37:59:39] I wonder if I can just not say anything.

[38:00:09] I'm gonna try to not say anything.

[38:00:14] I wonder if I can get away with it.

[38:00:17] Huge!

[38:00:18] Berserker Serial!

[38:00:34] Ha! This game's over.

[38:00:36] Oh no!

[38:00:37] Yeah, this game is really over.

[38:00:39] Oh no!

[38:00:41] No, we have two coffin dead, man. We got this.

[38:00:46] In fact, dooming at this point of the game is a little suspicious.

[38:00:51] Dog, it's fucking over.

[38:00:55] We're talking, we have six towns.

[38:00:57] We got, dude, no one's locked in.

[38:00:59] All right, no, okay.

[38:01:00] I'm not going to say anything.

[38:01:01] Let's see how fucking locked in everyone is.

[38:01:03] Okay.

[38:01:06] That's a huge bubble right there on me.

[38:01:09] That's so long.

[38:01:10] Shut up.

[38:01:10] okay jailer why were you attacked no he bubbled me night one though so how is

[38:01:20] it huge I want to I want to give a free pass because I have to dip for a

[38:01:25] little bit and I don't want to vote me what the hell see you fucking talk

[38:01:34] about me okay that that explains I forgot you were not here two nights ago man it

[38:01:46] was bad there's a lot well because no one was no one was locked in playing at

[38:01:51] like 3 a.m. nobody fucking said anything Moose was just screaming my name and

[38:01:55] people were voting me that's that was legitimately the games during your

[38:02:00] Yes, man. No one was fucking playing people are just like well fucking pentas here

[38:02:05] I guess I'll just join this game because he's so funny and my life is dull without a minute and then but which is fine

[38:02:11] I understand that but at least fucking try to play the game

[38:02:15] Yeah, I'm trying. I just have to be AFK for 10 minutes, and I don't want to hold anybody back. Well, are you bad?

[38:02:21] Am I bad? Yeah

[38:02:23] Like a bad role. No, are you are you a bad mom? Are you a bad mom? What's your role?

[38:02:29] Oh, okay. Well, maybe you should go get your kid from school then school soccer practice

[38:02:36] Okay

[38:02:59] I

[38:03:12] Explain when I when she said am I bad when I asked are you bad she her response was am I bad if somebody responds?

[38:03:18] Okay, this is actually psychology if somebody responds to you with the question that you just asked it means that they're guilty

[38:03:24] Yeah, but if but they're a okay, so we don't have to worry about that could be a lie

[38:03:28] I don't trust anything that could be a fucking lie

[38:03:32] She might not even have a kid

[38:03:40] Penta got votes for no fucking reason it could be this could be I've seen this before this is fake kid strap

[38:03:50] I've seen fake kid strap before I know what this is

[38:03:53] Excuse me. She's down to set her afk. There's a reason we kill her. What watch watch when she's the serial killer

[38:04:01] Dude, I've seen I've seen I've seen the fake kids rat

[38:04:04] I've seen it in wow before when people don't want to fucking raid anymore because they keep they've been wiping on the same boss for two

[38:04:10] Hours I have a kid. I have to go. I said that when I was 18 once. I didn't have a kid

[38:04:16] Don't you just say

[38:04:20] It's the first game

[38:04:23] Okay, watch this serial killer. I said my grandma fell down the stairs, but not uh, I have a kid

[38:04:28] I am a serial killer, but I really do. Oh my god

[38:04:39] Sorry, I just I'm just I'm actually just playing on another level. I'm sorry

[38:04:45] There was no

[38:04:50] Man

[38:04:52] Yeah, I'm joking.

[38:05:10] Yup.

[38:05:42] They got Thrive.

[38:05:44] No.

[38:05:45] The guy who was actively trying to kill me and...

[38:05:48] Psychic.

[38:05:49] Right.

[38:05:50] Right.

[38:05:51] C'mon, baby, at least one evil.

[38:05:54] Weird.

[38:05:55] What the hell?

[38:05:56] Why was he hiding that information?

[38:05:58] Kill Goon.

[38:05:59] Kill Goon.

[38:06:00] Whoa.

[38:06:01] Yeah, well.

[38:06:02] Hell no.

[38:06:03] Kill Goon.

[38:06:04] No, we can't goon.

[38:06:05] Let's be logical.

[38:06:06] Why are we killing Goon?

[38:06:07] Yeah, hold on. I was investigating.

[38:06:10] No, I think he investigated me and then he investigated you.

[38:06:14] No, he investigated both of us at night one and then he investigated.

[38:06:17] No, that's not how it works. He picks one of us and then it like gives him information.

[38:06:21] Here's what we do. Kill Goon, unless Soops tries to deflect to me then Soops is also bad.

[38:06:26] Wait, wait, wait. I have an important question though.

[38:06:28] Yeah.

[38:06:29] So, I genuinely don't know.

[38:06:32] So, if he investigated only one of us Soops, why do you put two of our names down there?

[38:06:37] because that's how psychic works

[38:06:39] you don't you know how the first name is probably who we clicked on and then the

[38:06:42] other names is what the game gave him as information

[38:06:46] between you and me and we can both be good

[38:06:48] but at least one is good

[38:06:50] and then

[38:06:50] uh... you penta

[38:06:52] and list what at least one is evil that means you

[38:06:55] penta or less is bad

[38:06:57] okay yeah

[38:06:59] i investigated

[38:07:00] nemo and also doing and they were fine

[38:07:04] What's in there?

[38:07:05] What did you find from my investigation?

[38:07:07] Nothing.

[38:07:09] Apocalypse shows up as innocent by the way.

[38:07:12] Okay.

[38:07:13] So why do you want to get goons, Penta?

[38:07:16] Oh, because he's bad.

[38:07:19] No.

[38:07:21] Oh, am I bad?

[38:07:21] Bad at the game or he's like an evil role?

[38:07:24] He's bad.

[38:07:26] I might be bad at the game.

[38:07:27] That is true.

[38:07:28] But why am I bad?

[38:07:29] Well, I can explain if you want it.

[38:07:31] Yeah.

[38:07:32] Okay, either Elizabeth Jack or you are evil. Okay. And I think that thrive visited you last night. You stayed home and he rampaged

[38:07:40] Well, here's the thing

[38:07:41] Liz is on

[38:07:43] Strives notes. So you really think I rather than Liz?

[38:07:47] I think it might be Liz actually is Liz is on

[38:07:50] Those notes and just got mentioned again. I'm just saying I was there Chris stay at home

[38:07:56] Yeah, they rampage at home same as where wolves daddy bitches vote so easily you did well

[38:08:01] I mean, let's see what you have to say, Goon.

[38:08:04] Yeah, what's your role, Goon?

[38:08:05] All you've done is call those dirty bitches.

[38:08:07] And you call them bad people on horse.

[38:08:10] Just go to Goon and see what he has to say.

[38:08:13] Listen, I was propositioned by some little bastard

[38:08:19] to bred him, OK?

[38:08:21] I'm trying to just survive and not get

[38:08:24] sexually harassed in my own home.

[38:08:25] I'll swap my vote.

[38:08:26] That's it.

[38:08:28] I have to.

[38:08:30] No one was changing their vote for no fucking reason.

[38:08:36] Wait, bodyguard, bodyguard, but didn't it?

[38:08:40] But didn't they say he was investigating?

[38:08:43] No, no, that was someone else.

[38:08:45] No, protect, protect, protect.

[38:08:47] So why would you protect?

[38:08:49] Protecting Penta Knight one is the dumbest thing you can always protect Penta.

[38:08:53] Yeah, but no one's going to attack Penta.

[38:08:55] I got a bone innocent on that.

[38:08:57] He did not.

[38:08:58] Didn't.

[38:08:59] Guilty, guilty, guys, guilty.

[38:09:01] They did not protect Penta.

[38:09:02] You're lying, Liz.

[38:09:04] I'm alive.

[38:09:04] Please, Liz, you liar.

[38:09:06] Let's.

[38:09:07] You're deadly.

[38:09:08] Oh, I think he might have been a bodyguard.

[38:09:13] No, he wouldn't.

[38:09:14] No, I'm glad it seems to be very confident.

[38:09:16] So I voted with Numpad here.

[38:09:19] OK.

[38:09:21] Let's see.

[38:09:21] How about this thing, actually?

[38:09:22] I think Goon voted innocently.

[38:09:23] Why would Goon vote?

[38:09:24] Fantastic.

[38:09:25] Why, you assholes?

[38:09:26] Baker!

[38:09:28] make a very big of a pen job just saying

[38:09:32] no pain will tell you i didn't know that no

[38:09:37] no no need to fuck you up tonight

[38:09:39] no

[38:09:42] well tonight

[38:09:43] uh...

[38:09:46] i have to kill

[38:09:47] because marshal is fucking op

[38:10:00] yeah marshal would marshal would uh... would ruin this would would fuck us

[38:10:16] Damn, there's still a jailer out there too.

[38:10:18] Wanna confirm me?

[38:10:23] I'm gonna hope that no one's paying attention to that.

[38:10:25] It's just too good, you know?

[38:10:29] Thank you, Soops.

[38:10:41] I appreciate it, but um...

[38:10:43] Unless the jailer died here, then this could be unwinnable.

[38:10:54] Oh, they just...

[38:11:03] They just lost their executability, nevermind. Huge. That's actually huge.

[38:11:06] Actually fucking huge.

[38:11:11] Night 1 went.

[38:11:15] Nice.

[38:11:19] One less bodyguard, uh, go secretly.

[38:11:28] Alright, who's live?

[38:11:31] I'm alive.

[38:11:36] Well, I've made a big mistake.

[38:11:38] I've been a big, big mistake, you know?

[38:11:40] Were you the jailer?

[38:11:44] I don't know what you're talking about.

[38:11:45] Oh, you killed Goon!

[38:11:48] Wait, at last. Hold on.

[38:11:54] Were you the jailer?

[38:11:59] Maybe.

[38:12:00] Oh my god, now it's...

[38:12:01] Oh no, both of you.

[38:12:04] I'm the only citizen here.

[38:12:05] Fuck you both.

[38:12:06] wait wait what what's your role

[38:12:10] you are both a evil stop talking

[38:12:13] yeah i was a jaylor

[38:12:26] all right rambo so are we just get to kill numpad then

[38:12:33] well i got to turn you way up

[38:12:36] i'm blaming him

[38:12:37] wait have you been talking this whole game

[38:12:39] yeah

[38:12:40] oh shit you were like low low to me

[38:12:44] wait

[38:12:45] wait are you the jailer yeah i'm the jailer i want to see i want to see who

[38:12:48] claimed it

[38:12:50] he's a bit

[38:12:52] kill them and then you get to kill me okay personally he's a bit she she

[38:12:56] claimed she claimed my role and then also uh... and then also accused us of

[38:13:00] being bad

[38:13:01] what would you do

[38:13:02] show show your notes big

[38:13:03] big boy show your notes

[38:13:04] you will be a show of my notes your notes are fucking all fucking role you

[38:13:08] your notes are all fucking rp

[38:13:10] who with the terpino and i don't even date to win all i thought about the

[38:13:14] sales care

[38:13:15] i've been in jail this i've been in jail this whole fucking time is right

[38:13:18] Now Rambo, please kill me personally, but first let's kill Penta together. Come on now. Come on. You know you want it

[38:13:24] Come on now. You want to grab my my neck with your

[38:13:28] Teen finger and just go home, you know

[38:13:32] The hell are you talking about? Vote Penta. What the fuck is wrong with you?

[38:13:36] You're just rambling in coherent nonsense at the moment

[38:13:42] I'm both Penta out choose Penta is that and what are these notes Penta?

[38:13:48] Uh, that's my jail list. I was gonna jail you night one, but I got roll blocked

[38:13:53] It's my list. What the hell?

[38:14:04] Rambo

[38:14:06] Hey, listen, you just fucking spoke some French at me. I'm pretty sure

[38:14:11] Also, I've been trying to get I tried to get bongo killed because I if you if you see there

[38:14:18] All right, his story was all fucked up. I didn't want to reveal his jailer though. No one would listen to me

[38:14:23] No, no, you... Rambo, kill Panta, and then you can kill me, please.

[38:14:29] Oh, okay.

[38:14:32] I'm dead.

[38:14:43] I think I have to kill Rambo, right?

[38:14:54] Yeah, I think so.

[38:14:55] Because he protects other people, he doesn't protect himself.

[38:14:59] I'm pretty sure.

[38:15:07] If it goes on Dumpad, you lose.

[38:15:11] No, you don't understand the game.

[38:15:14] Please learn the game before you try to tell me how to play it.

[38:15:17] Thank you!

[38:15:18] Yes, I do.

[38:15:23] Wow, no, you know you are civilian. He can't protect himself. He can protect other people

[38:15:28] Oh, I can't believe that

[38:15:35] Wow, I'm here. Oh, wow. I'm not gonna lie. Both of you are fucking stupid. You deserve a thrive word

[38:15:43] I should my nose. I said that I don't know. I'm not gonna ramble or both

[38:15:47] Oh, yeah, that doesn't know how to count Rambo doesn't know what attention. Yep. No Rambo

[38:15:55] I'm gonna agree Rambo not rock not not locked in. I'll agree with that. Good job. Mr.

[38:15:59] Here we go

[38:16:07] That might that might that might need to be a that might need to be a

[38:16:10] I

[38:16:14] Couldn't believe that fucking numpad fucked up the execution. I was like, oh should I just one

[38:16:21] I'm not gonna lie you probably confused the shadow Rambo because he's like wait am I stupid but in reality you're the stupid one

[38:16:27] So he was confused all around

[38:16:30] Articulation minus

[38:16:34] Yeah, you shouldn't have I would never protect numpad jailer

[38:16:40] I would much rather just protect myself. No, no, we had a game Rambo just doesn't know what he's doing

[38:16:45] That was the only channel in I'll actually good. Please. Well, you gotta hear the thing

[38:16:48] You got to play with the cards you're dealt man, and you were dealt a jailer. Yes, but it was numpad jailer

[38:16:52] Which is basically you basically got a fourth coming because I do know that I knew numpad was gonna get attacked

[38:16:59] Yeah, but you also have to let her die because if you don't she's gonna kill someone that's innocent

[38:17:04] You yeah, but goon was gonna know another level man another level dude. I'm telling you probably didn't even reveal a role

[38:17:10] while he was jailed. He probably just said some dumb shit.

[38:17:12] I'm telling you, you just let no man die there.

[38:17:14] Listen to your sassy bitch.

[38:17:17] Probably.

[38:17:17] I need a caller. I need an admin sent.

[38:17:20] I was OOT killed because this motherfucker was sassy about me sassing the French.

[38:17:25] First of all, second of all, you dirty motherfuckers.

[38:17:28] The entire line of questioning was, what are you?

[38:17:32] Are you banned?

[38:17:33] This was the entire investigative process.

[38:17:37] I'm playing as the game, I'm gonna start sucking dick.

[38:17:40] But the story is right, I actually made a mistake counting the 8-3-4.

[38:17:46] Yes, he did.

[38:17:48] And you killed him, he actually refi-

[38:17:50] Good, another place, the game.

[38:17:52] He actually said his role and you killed him?

[38:17:54] That kill was so surprising.

[38:17:56] How about that call out on the fake kid strat though?

[38:17:59] Oh yeah, smart.

[38:18:01] I don't think it-

[38:18:03] Was she lying or what?

[38:18:05] No, they said it at the very beginning. Oh, that was a fake kid. She said kill me. I'm gonna go. I

[38:18:15] Listen soups you're I'm I hate to say this man. I'm worried. I worry that you're a bit rusty

[38:18:25] My only my only issue was trusting Rambo, which is a major flaw don't get me wrong

[38:18:31] But he should have known that numpad was obviously the jailer, which means obviously you you're bad

[38:18:38] Yeah, but you didn't see the obvious fake kids around also my note my note said that I was jailed and your note says I wasn't jailed

[38:18:46] No one pays attention to this game. We can put Rambo on a lock and cool cool down

[38:18:51] If you know, it's whatever look, we just asked Rambo what he was thinking at least like yeah, he wasn't the entire game

[38:18:56] I was trying to figure out how the fuck to set up a goddamn to us freak off

[38:19:01] in one night and I'm like what the fuck why don't we party in a house right now god damn check

[38:19:07] he's on a login check his neons oh man can I just get another sex change

[38:19:16] it is made sex it's 2024 yeah we don't care hey you can do what you want yeah

[38:19:28] you go who doesn't go for it guys I'm all fresh

[38:19:36] like to thank hello fresh for sponsoring the dog shit cadet survivor

[38:19:46] absolute zero it's available in all countries

[38:19:51] what would be thank you hello fresh this was supposed to be this was supposed to be during the last

[38:19:58] cadet survivor uh channel

[38:20:01] But you know

[38:20:03] Hey, I think the court thing was pretty funny. I don't care. Hello. I'm never gonna do it. That was the last mr

[38:20:08] Big Pound to challenge. It's ever gonna

[38:20:12] It's actually peaches fall, it's done

[38:20:16] It's over it's done you will make her crap

[38:20:19] You guys fucked it up snow has some sweet shit you guys fucked it up

[38:20:25] Okay, then did in what did you vote for?

[38:20:28] I

[38:20:30] Wasn't decided but hey silence is violence. I was undecided

[38:20:36] yeah, but

[38:20:39] You know the thing is I think that this is the problem that in your other big p-pen the challenges

[38:20:46] We're probably doing it with streamers that

[38:20:49] Not locked in not locked in again. Yeah, you're right people just people people just aren't locked into general anymore

[38:20:56] No, I mean you were doing it with streamers that had a bunch of money, but like for a lot of

[38:21:01] People that just play GTA

[38:21:04] Absolutely not

[38:21:05] They don't have a lot of money and people who had it wait who's this streamer with a lot of money? I

[38:21:10] Notoriously hang out with no fucking name broke streamers

[38:21:14] Komodo cried in the monopoly challenge because he needed the money so bad

[38:21:21] Yeah, that actually happened

[38:21:23] two times, two times, two times.

[38:21:26] That's your miver thing though.

[38:21:29] So what was the pinball prize?

[38:21:33] Well, can they split the pinball machine up?

[38:21:35] No, I haven't told Trav yet, but my rental guy,

[38:21:39] I'm going to have him reach out to Trav

[38:21:42] and have him rent whatever gaming

[38:21:44] he wants for two months.

[38:21:45] And I'm just going to pay for it.

[38:21:49] Oh, I wonder the game or the guys he's covered.

[38:21:52] Trab a big pinball head. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah

[38:21:56] perfect me

[38:21:57] I've been trying to get peach to go to one of the pinball bars

[38:22:01] She could she wouldn't be able to play it it would kill her

[38:22:05] There's a lot of flashing lights and noise

[38:22:20] I should play with sold chaos he plays every Tuesday with a group that takes it seriously enough

[38:22:25] That could be I usually take Tuesdays off. I

[38:22:28] I guess, you know, a Twitch rank league would be pretty fun though.

[38:22:32] Alright, yeah, I'll consider it. That might be fun.

[38:22:39] TOS ranked.

[38:22:41] I think I saw, maybe that's who I saw, does he upload that to YouTube?

[38:22:46] Uh, cause I think I saw that.

[38:22:50] I think I saw something like that. Yeah? Okay.

[38:22:54] do you know what i do

[38:23:00] all my people reach out and that can be fun

[38:23:02] no murder

[38:23:03] not a day to be

[38:23:05] that can be fun

[38:23:06] ah you are claiming psychic right now soops huh

[38:23:11] that's a very early psychic review that's a little weird

[38:23:14] pretty early psychic uh wrong

[38:23:16] i think that's it i'm in your post

[38:23:17] you're wrong and stupid

[38:23:19] and listen soops has to be an executioner here

[38:23:22] and his target is easily numpad

[38:23:23] He wouldn't because he knows that he because you're gonna bet on me being able to convince everyone that it's numpad here

[38:23:31] You put us in a 50-50. Well, hold on. Let me you know that because you know that all the numpads gonna do is fucking French Ramblin

[38:23:38] You just smoked you this doesn't mean you it's at least I didn't hear what moves that number one

[38:23:45] You could both be good both

[38:23:47] Is this house like it works now?

[38:23:49] Yeah, it's always worked like that always like this. No, it used to be three don't masses. Okay. He's right.

[38:23:55] You're bad. The first night used to be for bad, but and now it's it's the two for good, but it's always been at least one.

[38:24:02] Oh, they reversed it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can vouch for Mum Pad.

[38:24:09] Oh, really? Okay. And she visited two different people last night.

[38:24:12] one night. How does that only

[38:24:19] one roll can visit two people

[38:24:21] on one night. What's that? Oh,

[38:24:24] what the hell? The truth. Yeah.

[38:24:30] Hey, I'm saying you got a lot of

[38:24:32] good information on this game.

[38:24:34] What was it called? It's not

[38:24:36] called the bus driver.

[38:24:38] Transporter. Is that in this

[38:24:40] game or was in this game

[38:24:42] That role that rolls sick yo, we could probably get that mod that uh

[38:24:48] It includes all that shit

[38:24:51] I was just asking I'm trying to think of roles that target to that was basically the good witch right

[38:25:01] It is swapped people's position. Yeah

[38:25:05] Why is it moot and getting

[38:25:07] votes

[38:25:10] I just click on people

[38:25:13] I mean, if we have no

[38:25:20] What did you at seven o'clock last night mootin

[38:25:26] Ti

[38:25:31] So what did you do I

[38:25:34] investigate

[38:25:35] You know ti you know town investigative can't be chosen by a ritualist or a

[38:25:40] Doomsayer

[38:25:42] You can just say what you want.

[38:25:43] Is that true?

[38:25:44] Yeah, just say what you want.

[38:25:45] Just tell us exactly what you want and what you did.

[38:25:48] Yeah, just reveal your notes.

[38:25:49] It sounds sassy, but it actually is true.

[38:25:50] They can't guess you.

[38:25:51] Yep.

[38:25:52] I just don't know if I believe you.

[38:25:55] Oh, get this guy out of here.

[38:25:58] Oh, someone got caught.

[38:26:01] I threw it on.

[38:26:04] You made a bug.

[38:26:05] Yeah, that's what you do.

[38:26:07] Oh, wow.

[38:26:09] You guys are insane.

[38:26:10] That's bloodthirsty.

[38:26:11] That's really fun.

[38:26:12] Hey, I threw that hook out first and I real big fish.

[38:26:17] That's all I gotta say.

[38:26:18] You will see me.

[38:26:19] You will see me.

[38:26:20] I'm gonna die.

[38:26:21] This is my brother.

[38:26:22] Come on, Charlie.

[38:26:23] Why did you start rambling?

[38:26:25] Why did you do that?

[38:26:27] Oh, my God.

[38:26:28] Oh, it's true.

[38:26:29] God is ass.

[38:26:30] What is ass?

[38:26:31] Why didn't you give him his last word, man?

[38:26:34] He's dead now.

[38:26:35] Oh.

[38:26:36] Oh.

[38:26:37] Oh.

[38:26:38] Oh.

[38:26:39] What the hell?

[38:26:40] I

[38:26:42] So that's why you clicked on damn you guys just got owned by Thrive. Oh, that's why he was I can't believe you guys

[38:26:50] Just got owned by Thrive. What do you mean moving on himself when he just had a terrible thing. That couldn't be me man

[38:27:03] I think the overlays broken and I said that 15 minutes ago

[38:27:07] I think I think the website's broken or some shit. I got it on it's just not fucking working chat not locked in

[38:27:26] Yeah, I don't know why doesn't work must be broken. I

[38:27:36] Rea I reinstalled and everything

[38:27:40] Or like I remade it. It's not working. I'll try to make a new source

[38:27:52] I got info I got info I am going to I am going to reveal right

[38:28:01] oh hello hello oh hey it's nice I fix it mr. big tech support alright first off

[38:28:22] let me leave the council for today guys I am a seer alright night one okay

[38:28:28] Night one. I see it's Penta and Pitchachu. Of course

[38:28:35] Night two I see it click forward and go you click me now one

[38:28:40] Hey, you know supposed to you know, we're

[38:28:42] Can we kill her?

[38:28:45] Don't

[38:28:50] Good shit actual good

[38:28:52] Oh

[38:28:56] Good girl, I hate getting clicked god damn. I hate getting clicked all right now who would do that? Oh

[38:29:10] The hell is cliford cliford are you bad? No, wow

[38:29:22] I feel like I would do that for the memes you know

[38:29:25] will go on a response from cliford there

[38:29:27] what's your role

[38:29:30] my role is staying alive and being a friendly son of a gun

[38:29:34] it's not what i'm sure

[38:29:36] what what's confusing about them is feet

[38:29:40] why are you giggling what's so funny

[38:29:43] i'm a man just trying to steal what's so funny

[38:29:45] okay

[38:29:46] look at what's your role

[38:29:50] uh... i can't really reveal

[38:29:52] but sorry sorry now

[38:29:54] okay why don't you just say you're a lineman

[38:29:58] You can say something like town investigation or whatever.

[38:30:00] I guess we just killed one.

[38:30:01] Town investigation.

[38:30:02] All right.

[38:30:03] Town protective, town investigative.

[38:30:07] No.

[38:30:08] Don't do that.

[38:30:09] They're probably both evil.

[38:30:11] Honestly, I feel like one is probably coven,

[38:30:13] one's probably neutral evil.

[38:30:14] That would still show them as enemies.

[38:30:17] Yeah, we're just both being very susser right now.

[38:30:19] Yeah, we know that, Peach.

[38:30:21] Yeah.

[38:30:22] Hey.

[38:30:23] I didn't know that.

[38:30:25] Hey, Peach has been studying.

[38:30:26] It's good.

[38:30:27] She's smart on paper.

[38:30:29] Yeah, I'm very paper smart.

[38:30:31] She's paper smart.

[38:30:33] Yeah.

[38:30:33] She should work at the office.

[38:30:36] Oh, that's like a compliment, right?

[38:30:39] Yeah, you know, everyone has their thing.

[38:30:42] I sound very good in an academic paper.

[38:30:45] I've got a rope.

[38:30:46] Small.

[38:30:46] I got to take my kid to school.

[38:30:48] I'll be gone for like 10 minutes.

[38:30:49] Oh, the kid.

[38:30:52] Yeah.

[38:30:52] Sorry, guys.

[38:30:54] Oh, my God.

[38:30:55] I just can't fucking lock in, can you?

[38:31:00] Guys, can we get at least one person to suck?

[38:31:03] That's on the gallows, like I can't...

[38:31:05] Guys, can we get one Hello Fresh sign up?

[38:31:08] Just one, dude.

[38:31:09] Is it pop?

[38:31:12] Come on, guys. One sign up, please.

[38:31:14] You know, if you leave your kid at school, it'll teach him a good lesson that they can't rely on anybody.

[38:31:19] So, I might as well start with him.

[38:31:20] That's so long.

[38:31:22] He's pretty smart.

[38:31:23] What?

[38:31:24] They're having issues for the rest of their fucking lives.

[38:31:27] You should be able to feel like you can rely on your parents. It's horrible.

[38:31:32] Yeah, what's wrong with you?

[38:31:57] I guess I should have invited soups to the party I just didn't fully believe that he was good

[38:32:09] Yeah, you know, well, we got three out three left.

[38:32:27] We haven't seen.

[38:32:30] We haven't seen any other kills.

[38:32:35] What the fuck is that?

[38:32:39] How's that?

[38:32:43] Yeah, he's got to go.

[38:33:00] He's not alone.

[38:33:03] I can't believe Chelsea just opened up a $3,000 card.

[38:33:06] Does that hurt? Yeah.

[38:33:08] yeah that's she's got the highest fucking card in the household

[38:33:11] moody why did you come and visit me

[38:33:15] i didn't this wait night night two i was doing something helpful for you

[38:33:27] someone did visit you this night

[38:33:32] yeah i know they were because i i was helping myself out i and nobody came to try and kill me

[38:33:38] Oh, yeah, no one tried to kill me today.

[38:33:41] You can do that in this game.

[38:33:43] Yeah, man, there's some rules where you can help yourself.

[38:33:47] Oh, why did anybody last night, why don't we just fucking kill

[38:33:50] Nurtandia and get it the fuck over with?

[38:33:52] Why? You're fucking bad.

[38:33:55] What? How do you know?

[38:33:56] Because you ain't good.

[38:33:58] Well, OK.

[38:34:00] What are you?

[38:34:02] OK, backstreet boy, ass motherfucker.

[38:34:08] I'm a vet. I don't like it. I don't trust any of you.

[38:34:13] Bullshit!

[38:34:14] Vet claims!

[38:34:15] What?

[38:34:16] Bull, they kill her ass.

[38:34:17] No!

[38:34:18] You'd be doing a horrible thing if you kill me. Horrible, horrible thing.

[38:34:23] Well, we might as well kill you, because if you're a veteran, you're just going to be begging for change in the street soon anyways.

[38:34:29] Doing you a favor.

[38:34:30] What is?

[38:34:31] Wow.

[38:34:32] Wow.

[38:34:33] I have a question that might reveal something about me.

[38:34:40] What the hell is a socialite do? It's not what my role is, but it's something

[38:34:45] Oh, uh, Nepo babies? Wait killed her dandy. What are you guys doing?

[38:34:50] Sure

[38:34:52] I mean, she's gotta go

[38:34:54] I don't gotta go

[38:34:58] Yeah

[38:34:59] Statistically one person in this lobby is yakking it right what the fuck i'm not yakking it

[38:35:05] I don't yak in

[38:35:07] I don't want to hear that what's yakking

[38:35:10] jork in their shit oh wait are we not supposed to do that I thought we were

[38:35:15] just not supposed to ERP all right you tell me I can't be jorking right now

[38:35:20] don't have the stuff take the fucking shit out of your pussy that fucking

[38:35:24] moods controlling with your with his phone okay I don't I don't want that

[38:35:28] I don't want that shit in my lobbies anymore man I'm sick of your fucking

[38:35:31] perversions corrupting the sanctity of this game

[38:35:35] Yeah, one of those in my pussy too get out of your pussy go. Sorry for believing in me Rambo and moody

[38:35:43] But

[38:35:50] They didn't believe in you they just weren't locked in

[38:36:01] That's a good one to get out though

[38:36:03] Yeah, they could get three because they could they can turn that shit

[38:36:06] They can they can turn that show around pretty quick. I think I'm dead tonight, you know, we're playing talks town

[38:36:26] I'm I'm getting real. I'm gonna I think I'm actually gonna start being more toxic in and everything I think

[38:36:34] It was down it was downstairs why did you order so?

[38:36:40] Yeah, I think I'm just gonna start in everything why I think I've been to me like people have been fucking with me lately man

[38:36:50] You know what I'm saying?

[38:36:53] Like, Rambo's been aww right.

[38:36:55] This is great. No one died.

[38:37:05] Liz, what's your role?

[38:37:08] Me?

[38:37:10] Yeah.

[38:37:11] I role tracker.

[38:37:12] Tracker?

[38:37:13] How much Rambo had?

[38:37:15] I investigated or I seared Liz and Rambo last night and their enemies.

[38:37:20] Interesting.

[38:37:21] Uh oh.

[38:37:24] Interesting.

[38:37:25] Sounds like Liz is coming or...

[38:37:28] Coven or Apocalypse?

[38:37:31] She said Apocalypse.

[38:37:32] Doesn't know how to show up, right?

[38:37:33] What's the other, what is,

[38:37:35] do we know what the other Coven is?

[38:37:38] No. Oh, that's what happened.

[38:37:40] Okay.

[38:37:42] I got Dream Woven.

[38:37:43] I see.

[38:37:50] All right.

[38:37:51] So what, so you're a seer and what are you saying?

[38:37:54] I'm saying it's either Liz or Rambo.

[38:37:57] I'm gonna say Rambo or Liz.

[38:37:59] I get the vibes.

[38:38:01] I have good notes.

[38:38:03] Tracking penta this these notes fucking suck number one

[38:38:13] Moody and Rambo did vote in along mr. Mountain at the beginning of the game that was in soups as well

[38:38:18] Sorry, I'm will checking I hope no one ever cliferton gunner enemies

[38:38:24] Liz these notes fucking suck dick

[38:38:26] All right, well, there's my notes in there as well. They're shitty. I'm good. These these notes suck ass, okay

[38:38:32] I don't care. I'm telling you I might be good, but these notes are bad. Okay

[38:38:41] So where's the seer note? Let me see the seer notes

[38:38:45] here

[38:38:47] Seer one inch. What the fuck is this? Yeah, let's confuse frowny

[38:38:53] Are you a fucking first grade teacher your grading system is smiley face or frowny face

[38:39:02] I

[38:39:04] Confirm that numpad was good with the first tracking about

[38:39:08] I'd be more inclined to kill bonge. I this feels like a fake seer to me. It's real real seer

[38:39:15] Oh for fuck's sake

[38:39:18] And then I got Liz with these dog shit fucking notes

[38:39:23] Okay, you guys are gonna feel so fucking silly

[38:39:27] Cuz it real

[38:39:29] Hold on we might put him down tracked numpad. She's good

[38:39:32] There's so much fucking bullshit fluff in this man make make your notes more clear and concise

[38:39:42] You like to smile I like the smiling frowny more than this dog shit fucking fluff notes holy shit

[38:39:48] I can't read this shit. All right. Yeah, I know this yeah, and then

[38:39:54] 35 okay well so that would mean that goon is good maybe I mean

[38:40:02] Shut the fuck up

[38:40:06] You think Rambo yeah, okay tracking numpad tracking penta I think look out is just a obvious

[38:40:20] fake

[38:40:29] Liz Liz ruin this game

[38:40:31] Liz actually fucking ruined this game. These fucking night, where the fuck are these notes?

[38:40:36] Holy shit, there's so much bullshit fluff in there. I can't read that shit.

[38:40:39] Hang bad notes. They could be right, they're just written terribly.

[38:40:54] Mr. Big Dyslexia, you can read this? You can read this.

[38:41:03] Are you serious? Yes? That's crazy to me.

[38:41:11] You can quickly skim that. That's fucking crazy to me.

[38:41:20] all right well that was the stupid person to kill yeah well I guess we just

[38:41:37] kill Rambo I cannot I cannot get over how bad Liz did you go to college do you

[38:41:50] know how to take notes these notes are so fucking shitty

[38:41:55] the notes did y'all have did I yeah I was there oh did you have fun at your

[38:42:08] little party last night yeah well now you're gonna act like you're not a

[38:42:15] socialite wait why are you why are you keeping someone to be a social

[38:42:22] that's not a bad that's a good role yeah but no one I'm like is you have

[38:42:27] your party everyone's surprised but why would you want to call it a good role

[38:42:31] why would you care

[38:42:33] because i'm just making oh

[38:42:38] because i was trapping people and it didn't work that was weird i think it's

[38:42:43] rambo well yeah we kill rambo well what the why me

[38:42:47] because all right these seer notes make you look sussy man

[38:42:51] makes list looks sussy too how at least the trapper note said i didn't go

[38:42:56] anywhere I've been in my house hold up Liz Liz's notes suck dick but they but

[38:43:02] it's true I did visit peach so I mean there's at least some correct information

[38:43:11] in there and I'm gonna be honest I like the frown smiley face system a lot more

[38:43:16] yep then this fucking word I can I can't I can't read I can't read Liz's

[38:43:25] notes I mean it takes me while I have to fucking decipher it like I'm goddamn like

[38:43:30] I'm in what was that movie national treasure who is that kill this man don't do it you're

[38:43:40] dying kill this guy don't kill I should borrow that rock for you Henta's evil what the fuck

[38:43:46] Oh, I'm not.

[38:43:47] What is it?

[38:43:48] How is he?

[38:43:49] This guy's full of beans.

[38:43:54] Bean boy?

[38:43:55] Bean boy.

[38:43:56] He's a bean boy.

[38:43:57] He's a bean boy.

[38:43:58] Get him out.

[38:43:59] If he's a bean boy, then he's full of farts.

[38:44:01] Shut that bean boy back in his cave.

[38:44:03] Yes.

[38:44:04] That's all you are.

[38:44:05] Just a man full of gas.

[38:44:07] Oh, John Simmels wants to play.

[38:44:10] Oh.

[38:44:11] Someone who I did not invite to this discord and the mods just took it upon themselves.

[38:44:16] John Stamos?

[38:44:17] John that mods gaslit themselves into thinking I asked I don't I watch the

[38:44:22] conversation someone was like did pet to ask to get John Sims in the game night

[38:44:27] discord and then another mod was like yeah he did that didn't ever came out of

[38:44:31] my mouth at all don't know what happened there

[38:44:35] oh no it's gonna be someone bad like an arsonist probably it could be Pete

[38:45:05] she hasn't really claimed anything yet you're called pet to saying something

[38:45:14] on lines of inviting him. Here's what happened. Someone in my chat said to invite him to game

[38:45:18] night. I read that comment and then didn't respond. That's actually what happened.

[38:45:28] This barbecue is so tasty and good. There's so much fresh meat. All crispy to the bone.

[38:45:45] Grab 10 of those limbs off. You don't even need any sauce. Damn, there's some tasty

[38:45:52] meat all crimped up, it's bad, so scrumptious, so good and juicy, so fresh and good, I'm

[38:46:12] gonna be fed for a whole week and all this meat, so good and tasty to eat in the street.

[38:46:24] You're dead.

[38:46:25] All right, that was a good one

[38:46:28] I'm still triggered by

[38:46:36] No, they why I don't why is the problem with this problem with you fucking wokies. All right, you're

[38:46:44] You're fucking coddling him when the criticism is justified those notes fucking sucked

[38:46:49] They don't they don't suck what you're saying there perfect. No, they

[38:46:52] You couldn't fucking read them like all right you have to be able to be able to skip you have to be able to

[38:46:59] What are you talking about? No one understands anything you ever say number one you want to talk about copper handy

[38:47:03] I can't comprehend a word that comes out of your mouth. All right. I'm surprised

[38:47:06] I was even able to respond to what you just said number one number two

[38:47:10] Okay, they should be concerned notes are supposed to be clear and concise

[38:47:14] You're supposed to be able to skim it and get the information fast. There's a bunch of bullshit in there

[38:47:18] I couldn't fucking read that shit we said truck numpad. He good truck

[38:47:21] Penta he good. All right, okay

[38:47:24] If you just fucking want to tell me to fuck off and I'm a bastard

[38:47:27] That's one thing but trying to say that those notes were good. It just makes you look like a fucking idiot

[38:47:32] You know what I mean? I mean, that's fine. You could just say that but those notes fucking suck dick

[38:47:41] Did you go on I should have been protected night to I was confirmed town

[38:47:45] No one ever helps soups. Nobody clicks in the right way.

[38:47:49] Well that's because Num was asking for help from Night 1 and Night 2, so...

[38:47:53] I'll give you a shit about a numpad.

[38:47:55] That's what... I don't know, maybe someone else did.

[38:47:57] Moody called out the fucking social life for no reason.

[38:48:00] Why did that happen?

[38:48:02] It's good, it's good!

[38:48:06] There's a whole list that shows you what's good!

[38:48:09] Fuck!

[38:48:10] Drive, yucky.

[38:48:14] Oh yeah, sorry, I was waiting for the game to end.

[38:48:18] All right Clifford get the fuck out of here

[38:48:20] I'm replacing you with John Stems

[38:48:23] Get out of here

[38:48:24] What the hell?

[38:48:25] He wasn't locked in! He's not been locked in this whole fucking game

[38:48:29] What do you mean he killed this dude? That was a good plan

[38:48:31] I mean when I got Clifford as my...

[38:48:33] He didn't have any excuse, he never fucking does

[38:48:35] He just sits here and fucking just fumbles around like an asshole

[38:48:39] Jesus fucking Christ man

[38:48:43] Am I wrong?

[38:48:44] He had to pick up his kid man

[38:48:46] Clifford you're listening to spot. He's gone. He's gone. He's got cake. He's gone. I can't well

[38:48:52] He's been listening to Spotify. You can't listen to music. All right. I'm sorry

[38:48:57] You guys might be like oh you guys might be like oh pet is too harsh

[38:49:00] But thanks are facts when we were at when we were at peak toxic town when we were at a peak toxicity

[38:49:08] Those were prime emo games. Okay. There's like the facts are facts

[38:49:12] That are like above a seat here on the in this line. It's thank you. I'm not gonna take someone's spot

[38:49:20] I'm not I'm the saying who I'm not gonna name names

[38:49:31] Now that it definitely will help the lot I got a big I got a big moon update

[38:49:38] He did kill like two town some shit. No

[38:49:46] That's not what happened. It's because diva wasn't talking

[38:49:52] That's not what happened at all

[38:49:54] That's diva's fault man. I can't fucking concentrate with the goddamn

[38:50:00] scent of fucking hormones driving

[38:50:04] It's like why hunters put fucking deer piss all over them man. It's fucking me up, dude

[38:50:10] They're over there fucking done. They're hormones are running wild. I can't fucking focus with that shit, man

[38:50:15] No, not a hormone. I don't mean it like that. Hey

[38:50:23] Hey John stems

[38:50:25] Hello there, Mr. Big Penta. What's up? You suck in here. Just so you're aware

[38:50:30] I'm stuck here. No, no you snuck in this you weren't you're not supposed to be here

[38:50:34] You weren't supposed to be in you weren't you're not supposed to be invited to this

[38:50:37] The but my fucking not locked in shitty mods. Just

[38:50:40] We don't got room, by the way.

[38:50:42] Yeah, we didn't. For who? What are you talking about?

[38:50:44] Storm came back.

[38:50:45] Well, Storm needs to go raise her child.

[38:50:47] I'm sorry. Get out of here.

[38:50:50] Go raise, go be my guy.

[38:50:52] Alright, get the fuck out of here.

[38:50:54] I'm sorry. No, we're back.

[38:50:56] No, no. Alright.

[38:50:58] I don't care. I don't care.

[38:51:00] I don't care.

[38:51:02] I don't care, alright.

[38:51:04] You can pick. You can pick.

[38:51:06] Being a parent or playing down a sale.

[38:51:08] Being a parent or playing down a sale, you can't have both.

[38:51:11] Alright?

[38:51:12] I don't care, I don't care!

[38:51:14] I'm sick of being walked all over, man.

[38:51:16] I've been walked over!

[38:51:17] For like, fucking months!

[38:51:19] You know what, there's a fuck about me!

[38:51:20] What did you do, man?

[38:51:21] What did you do?

[38:51:22] I don't even know what cares about me, man!

[38:51:25] Ever!

[38:51:26] Get Jon Stinson here!

[38:51:27] Welcome to the arena.

[38:51:30] Yeah, get me in there.

[38:51:31] How do I get in?

[38:51:32] Oh, my god.

[38:51:33] Do you have the game?

[38:51:34] Oh, no.

[38:51:35] I'm in.

[38:51:36] Alright, you know how to play?

[38:51:37] No.

[38:51:38] Sure, why are you lying?

[38:51:41] I'm not lying. Do you know how to play? I?

[38:51:45] Can work my way around it sir. I'm a medical professional

[38:51:49] Okay, okay

[38:51:52] Medicine in this game fucking play. We don't show play here. We don't roll play. There's potion makers. I'm not

[38:51:57] Unless you get cleric you're

[38:51:59] I don't give a shit

[38:52:05] I don't even know cuz I'm always hosting the game someone fucking tell him how to join you click like join join

[38:52:15] How hard is this if you're streaming don't show that code

[38:52:20] There's the setting that can make it so the code is hidden

[38:52:25] Yeah, don't leak welcome to toxic town buddy

[38:52:28] Waking would you like my verdict earlier soups? It was okay

[38:52:40] I don't know what that guy was trying to be mean

[38:52:50] So they weren't giving soups a bench trial because it was too loud

[38:52:53] Really?

[38:52:58] They said he's being too loud, so they weren't gonna give him one.

[38:53:01] Actually, they said I was being too loud, so they weren't gonna give him a bettroll.

[38:53:04] Wait, cops are not a bettroll because Supes is too loud?

[38:53:07] No, they've probably given it.

[38:53:08] But then I complained to the judge.

[38:53:10] Court is supposed to be loud.

[38:53:12] Exactly.

[38:53:13] You don't map right.

[38:53:14] Wait, they're cops and they're worried about sensory overload?

[38:53:17] Yeah.

[38:53:18] That's the whole...

[38:53:20] You're gonna have to get used to that.

[38:53:22] Yeah, well, yeah, I mean that's a thing in real life, man.

[38:53:26] So it's I think the the the profession's most prone to PTSD is like first responders,

[38:53:33] like specifically EMS.

[38:53:36] Yeah, you get it.

[38:53:38] And it's because, yeah, it's because there's fucking there's like there's

[38:53:40] there's like fucking siren like shit just like pops off and shit.

[38:53:43] Right. Like it's all the whole job is sensory overload.

[38:53:46] So we get shot.

[38:53:49] You know, OK, look, I accidentally fucked up.

[38:53:51] I didn't know that it would show it after I came in

[38:54:03] All right, John Sims

[38:54:11] I need people locked in man, and I'm sick of people

[38:54:21] No one is ever fucking locked in I fucking walk around and people are just sitting in a fucking circle like and I'm like

[38:54:28] Hey, how's it going there?

[38:54:32] I'm like all right. Well fucking don't fucking see you later man. I'm sick of this shit dog

[38:54:36] I'm actually I just why why do things if you don't fucking want to okay to be fair

[38:54:42] You have very high energy. You like like do so much. It's not about having a energy

[38:54:47] It's about having more energy than a fucking corpse

[38:54:50] Look I'm walking it in sir. I'm

[38:54:53] I'm not having any kind of energy. All right

[38:54:59] Listen to me, okay, you have two choices

[38:55:02] So shut all right. You either develop a caffeine addiction or quit streaming. That's it

[38:55:08] That's it man. I'm sick of it

[38:55:10] You have to like state sponsor cold brew like you need to send out cold brew to everyone

[38:55:14] But they're not a lot of touch. I'm just sick of people that just don't fucking just walking like I have run doing it

[38:55:19] People are just driving all the fucking zombies man like no one actually is putting any effort into anything

[38:55:24] And now it's leaking into my fucking town of Salem games, and I'm over it. I'm sick of it

[38:55:29] Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready sir. I'm ready boss. I'm actually fucking sick of it

[38:55:34] But put some fucking effort man and do just something holy fucking shit. Give us a little war cry John

[38:55:45] What the don't you fucking cultural and prep right my people

[38:55:48] I was doing fucking

[38:55:51] You're on the nice

[38:56:02] You're gonna argue with them soups

[38:56:07] Everybody wake up the lobby codes been implemented

[38:56:12] All right, we're all another town another night one victory. I'm gonna click on you night one Nemo

[38:56:23] I hate candy corn hate it. I used to like it. I think I ate too many of it now. I don't like it

[38:56:40] I did I did you like it though? When's the last time you have candy corns exist since was made in like

[38:56:46] 1900 I

[38:56:47] That's probably true. I have candy corn every year and just to see if I really like it here. No

[38:56:52] Hey, yeah, just to see because I did used to like it. I

[38:56:55] Never tasted candy. Go. Hey, don't I imagine it would taste like

[38:57:02] Like wax it's just wax

[38:57:15] Like stale it has like a wax like is it supposed to be soft, isn't it?

[38:57:19] Yeah, who wants to be protected. It's kind of hard

[38:57:22] guys can we get one to help you we get one hello guys can we get a single

[38:57:29] hello fresh by the way just one say that every every day if you're jail or

[38:57:33] there's a link hello fresh there's also a link down below let's get one why am I

[38:57:51] sure less I got a little worked up I'm sorry man

[38:57:55] John don't fuck this up please I'm sorry I'm locked but I suck oh god

[38:58:18] top of the morning let's good morning no one died last night huh good morning

[38:58:36] Interesting.

[38:58:37] It is.

[38:58:38] The range.

[38:58:39] That's very strange.

[38:58:40] Very strange.

[38:58:41] All right, let's vote out soups.

[38:58:44] Go ahead.

[38:58:45] Try it.

[38:58:46] See what happens.

[38:58:49] I'm number one.

[38:58:50] Go ahead.

[38:58:51] Any tea I am for?

[38:58:52] I bet I got clicked on, too.

[38:58:54] I bet I'm doused.

[38:58:55] And I'm 1-2-3-4, so no.

[38:58:57] Anybody have any information?

[38:59:03] Just to be sure, if I, you know, you are an evil guy.

[38:59:07] Who's the, uh, social ape?

[38:59:10] What the hell?

[38:59:11] Don't answer that.

[38:59:12] answer that. What the hell? Oh my God. Who's the pirate? Who's that? We've got this person.

[38:59:17] Pirate pussy. Pirate pussy. Who's the pirate pussy? Who's got the who's the one-eyed pirate

[38:59:23] pussy? Oh, there's a pirate? Yes. Oh, we gotta get them out. Have they targeted Goon

[38:59:29] first? Yeah, that seems a little stanky. Who would target Goon? Who would target Goon

[38:59:39] the French the French I could see peach doing hey how do you know if it's a pirate pussy

[38:59:46] it's full of semen

[38:59:53] Yeah, I think we gotta get bongo out I am the seer

[39:00:00] Way too early of a seer clean clean you're making me silent

[39:00:05] That's an onion. I show you. Why don't you ask who the socialite was?

[39:00:08] to the party. Why the fuck are people called you're asking you're asking someone out themselves

[39:00:18] and then they're going to die to like doomsayer ritualist that's dumbest fuck yeah that's a

[39:00:22] that's that's us on bongo. It's pretty sad you know that she's in talking so I think

[39:00:26] she's silence please don't okay just type that out what we already said what he was

[39:00:33] right I guess we wait what was his seer he so now he's doing a slanty face

[39:00:39] system as well yeah I didn't know if it was a smiley face or a picture you and

[39:00:44] soups are not friends or friends what's going on here no he couldn't check

[39:00:48] because there was a party at one of our house okay I think here's what I think the

[39:00:54] odds of him getting seer two times in a row are insane he's new to the game

[39:00:58] He's okay fucking step up. Yep. Yeah fucking

[39:01:02] Why don't you just talk to me? Why don't you just talk for me for the rest of night?

[39:01:10] You got it you got an orchard troll buddy guilty guilty for all the people who are just not innocent here

[39:01:21] How any last words you guys fucked up

[39:01:32] Me

[39:01:35] Is that not what he said

[39:01:38] Oh

[39:01:40] He was scrolling dude. I told you he was scrolling

[39:01:43] What's the scroll? You're dead. You're dead. You're dead. You're dead

[39:01:49] Just 13 one mean

[39:01:52] It's like stupid notes. He went to 30 he went to meet he

[39:01:56] Interrupted me

[39:02:28] I got a jeweled by the pirate last night, but I won't go

[39:02:55] We got a sign up

[39:03:00] You know what mods mark moot is locked in no Dm no Dm on it necessary

[39:03:07] No Dm on it now

[39:03:09] Well, you could be taken off that list. All right, I'll keep it locked. It's not a permanent thing

[39:03:15] All right, this is really bad for town everyone. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Losing two investigations suck

[39:03:25] That's not good I I have information but it's it's just it's unfortunate man. Yeah

[39:03:33] What's up? I'm already in thin ice

[39:03:35] nice. We'll go ahead. Good. So long. I can't hurt you. Oh, I can. She's got to hurt me.

[39:03:47] Go ahead. Just say it. Just say it. All right. He visited Thrive last night and Thrive

[39:03:51] died to come. Oh, I didn't click on Penta. I clicked on Thrive. I would never click

[39:03:57] on Penta. Let me be very clear. You're going to be clear. I think it was Nemo

[39:04:03] that sounds me. Okay, so I'm not gonna say why do I do I get to explain myself or soups

[39:04:10] would you like to explain for me? Your call. Okay. It's it wanted to go ahead and explain

[39:04:17] for me. So you've been talking for me all night. Penta killed Thrive. Yeah, now you're

[39:04:23] gonna you're gonna be him. You're gonna say I did it. Oh, I killed right. Well, here's the

[39:04:27] thing. Thrive was wrong about bongo and he's wrong about me again. If you kill me, you're

[39:04:33] killing an admirer. Who are you admiring? Thrive. Wouldn't you be dead then? Nope, doesn't work

[39:04:42] like that. No, they changed it. Okay, so why would I admire Thrive? Yeah. Well, good question.

[39:04:53] He dies immediately every game by soups, okay?

[39:04:56] So I was going to verify soups being bad because he pissed me off with that talking over me

[39:05:02] shit, okay?

[39:05:03] By protecting Thrive.

[39:05:05] Now I know that it seems crazy, but I am operating on another level.

[39:05:09] Okay, here's my level.

[39:05:11] It's Nemo is evil, and I know that for a fact.

[39:05:14] Yeah, you know that.

[39:05:15] You said you can't explain why though.

[39:05:17] How do I even defend myself against that?

[39:05:20] Because you're the one that silenced me.

[39:05:23] I'm not gonna say what I am that's really

[39:05:27] Somebody I'm just saying let him talk

[39:05:30] That's true. Thank you everybody. This is my I'm trying to post my will again last time I hotkeyed it

[39:05:37] And I kind of got me killed

[39:05:39] mechanics

[39:05:42] Are you a mechanics?

[39:05:53] Were you also AFK getting food or picking your kid up? Kill this guy.

[39:05:56] No, I was locked in.

[39:05:58] Nobody was?

[39:06:00] I'm just saying, you're really going to love him.

[39:06:03] Oh, that's a flat.

[39:06:05] Alright, well, I'm glad to...

[39:06:07] Nobody likes that.

[39:06:09] Protect me, do me a favor.

[39:06:11] No, fuck it, protect me.

[39:06:13] I die every second night.

[39:06:15] Oh, he's building the soup city, killed that guy.

[39:06:18] Thank you for trusting me, town.

[39:06:20] I do appreciate it.

[39:06:22] Nice remember what I said by the way for when I died tonight remember that remember my words, please please

[39:06:30] That you say it's Penta. Yeah. Yeah

[39:07:32] Okay, this actually confirms me all right, I went to admire

[39:07:36] soups so that he would shut the fuck up but somebody roll blocked me soups was

[39:07:46] attacked last night I got Roblox it doesn't matter could somebody please

[39:07:51] confirm the Roblox yeah thank you little drink in with Penta tonight thank

[39:07:58] you incumbent killed I have some information there is a plague bearer

[39:08:06] as the plague seems to have spread to Pichachal.

[39:08:10] Okay, well hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[39:08:15] Why do you know there's a plague there?

[39:08:17] I'm claiming I'm spying.

[39:08:19] Oh, kill him.

[39:08:20] Yo, what else, what other information have you gotten?

[39:08:26] For bugging people?

[39:08:27] Yeah.

[39:08:28] I was revolting at night one, and she came from the farm not.

[39:08:31] And then night two I have bugged another person, though I won't say.

[39:08:34] And you've only gotten plagued?

[39:08:37] Well, no, it's not, come on, cuff them up.

[39:08:42] For who, I bugged?

[39:08:42] Soops is silent for now.

[39:08:43] Yeah, let's see your notes.

[39:08:44] Yeah, yeah, the Soops, huh?

[39:08:46] The Voodoo Master's dead, up mootin'.

[39:08:48] You just got, you just got taken off the lock-in.

[39:08:50] Yeah, sorry, buddy.

[39:08:51] You just got taken off the lock-in list.

[39:08:54] All right, man.

[39:08:55] Person.

[39:08:55] World bugged person.

[39:08:56] Kill Liz, he's the plagued person.

[39:08:57] Well, you have to say who you bugged,

[39:08:59] because that way it would show, you know,

[39:09:00] that they wouldn't attack that person for that reason.

[39:09:03] Yeah, Soops, go first.

[39:09:04] You know this lobby is like super low, you know, but Penta killed Thrive?

[39:09:09] Penta admired Thrive and tried to admire you last night, but it got road blocked, you dumb man!

[39:09:15] Fuck!

[39:09:16] Supes got attacked last night as well.

[39:09:19] Yeah, I did.

[39:09:20] I was road blocked!

[39:09:21] Okay.

[39:09:23] I mean, are we just gonna let an obvious play? Okay.

[39:09:27] I mean, it doesn't matter. No one's ever fucked him. No one puts effort into anything anymore.

[39:09:32] It's all good.

[39:09:33] I'm gonna maybe I'll do chaos after this or so. I don't know wait. Why are we voting Penta would so just just

[39:09:40] Bad

[39:09:42] You know just just penta's bad. That's all

[39:09:46] Okay, I'll send my notes again thrive was visited by Penta and died that night buddy. I'm saying then I visited him

[39:09:55] I'm saying I visited him. I'm an admirer

[39:09:58] I tried to admire you so I'd prove myself in some dumbass roleblock me for no reason

[39:10:02] and Coven killed Coven killed while I was world-locked is no one listening

[39:10:10] How are you guys not wrapping your head around this coming killed?

[39:10:14] Why would we swap to this fuck cuz he's the plague bearer God?

[39:10:19] Coven killed while I was world-locked man

[39:10:23] And I actually think soups might be the fucking covered so is getting stinky

[39:10:28] Good you're always thinking

[39:10:30] Fuck

[39:10:33] How do you have food? How do you have food? I'm pretty sure Liz said you know how do you have food right now?

[39:10:39] No, no, no, how do you have food? I?

[39:10:43] Ordered a yeah, but how did you go fucking get it?

[39:10:47] When AFK soups is coming hello

[39:10:50] Bingo, what AFK soups is coming here?

[39:10:55] He already posted those and you're not locked in that's three for three

[39:11:00] I

[39:11:05] Tell you man, you guys

[39:11:08] Soup sucks

[39:11:13] To change that s2ap

[39:11:16] So we're voting soups next

[39:11:20] Only person in the fucking lobby locked in

[39:11:32] Maybe I should just kill the night. Oh, I have to okay. All right. All right. I forgot how it works

[39:12:09] Nice oh Jesus Christ, there's a pirate all right. I told you I'm good with town pirate

[39:12:30] But they need to they need to admit who they are and they and they and they have to and they have to attack whoever

[39:12:37] town tells him to

[39:12:39] He always all right pirate we won't get to play we won't we won't kill you because I do believe it

[39:12:47] I do believe in town pirate. Oh late game berserker. That's a noob

[39:13:15] I wish why didn't he say something to me? That's just what have admired him. We could have chained

[39:13:32] Okay, you're the pirate

[39:13:34] We'll get a hug

[39:13:40] Well, you should all and when you're the pirate you should always dual soups first because he never wins the duals

[39:13:48] Yeah, yeah, he actually never wins them

[39:13:54] What the fuck is nerd Andy doing

[39:13:59] Right, okay

[39:14:01] Some beer with you. Yeah, like confirmed

[39:14:15] Are you okay, do you need to leave if you need to leave you can leave that's not a big deal

[39:14:23] If you if you need to leave you can go. I'm not gonna tell you you have to fucking sit here and you're getting say it's fine

[39:14:32] So all I have to ask is Rambo. Why were you at mr. Moon's house last night? Oh

[39:14:39] Just not a fuckers lie right here

[39:14:43] I've been inside my house every single night.

[39:14:45] Not last night, you weren't.

[39:14:47] Yeah.

[39:14:48] Yo, this motherfucker needs to hang.

[39:14:50] I'm Hangar Pins.

[39:14:53] Sub 2 Penta.

[39:14:53] What?

[39:14:54] Do not do not hang me.

[39:14:56] Hang on.

[39:14:57] You liar.

[39:14:58] You are a berserking maniac, sir.

[39:15:01] Oh, sounds like projection.

[39:15:04] Let's put up rainbow.

[39:15:06] Yeah, let's put up rainbows out there berserking.

[39:15:10] Now that I can agree with.

[39:15:13] What's going on here mr. Rambo if we can just fucking say random shit and then get somebody up on the fucking

[39:15:21] Goddamn

[39:15:23] Really is a shit tier

[39:15:26] Fucking shit tier lobby

[39:15:43] absolutely not. Oh, there's only two town left. Me and somebody else. Day five veteran with

[39:15:50] no kills. Not you. Oh, dumb, stupid, dumb motherfuckers. Absolutely not. Oh, shit. Well,

[39:16:13] that actually doesn't fucking make it. Well, he just sucked it. I guess he just fucking

[39:16:17] sucks. Yo, yo, we're in the middle and it's about the end. All right. So that should

[39:16:29] just be a hex W right goon is the that's so long goons the berserker so we

[39:16:41] just have them kill their dandy right toxic town is back baby let's go going

[39:17:02] for bomb rip approved they disconnected from life they

[39:17:22] unalived that was a good game yeah it was a good one that was the worst

[39:17:39] Fucking game of town. Oh shut the fuck up. Yes, I got no one knows how to play this game

[39:17:45] What are you talking about? Man? I like my logic made sense the only person who visited thrive was penta and thrive died

[39:17:52] And they're like, yeah, but I got but I got I know I got I got role blocked and coven

[39:18:00] So killed it made sense

[39:18:02] No, it didn't and he also you lost to a pirate sharp noob

[39:18:05] Noob.

[39:18:06] There's nothing to do with anything.

[39:18:07] Yes it does.

[39:18:08] Shut up Noob.

[39:18:09] It's a fucking die-goal.

[39:18:10] Can't even defeat Pirate.

[39:18:11] It's called now and goes fuck this.

[39:18:13] I'm going to go play chaos mod and everyone goes oh no.

[39:18:16] I'm a kid.

[39:18:17] No that's not what happened.

[39:18:18] That's not what happened.

[39:18:19] I did tell you threatened to leave these games.

[39:18:24] So fucking what?

[39:18:25] People threaten to leave games all the time.

[39:18:27] It's true.

[39:18:28] You threatened to leave and everyone swapped real quick.

[39:18:30] Alright so then why don't you guys.

[39:18:32] Okay so then you are all fully capable.

[39:18:34] You are all fully capable of playing this game by yourselves without me here, but you never do. Why is that?

[39:18:40] I'm not blaming exactly

[39:18:43] Exactly, how come how come you this this court is open anyone?

[39:18:46] How come you guys never play it without me is an instant F tier move it because you the it shows everyone

[39:18:51] You don't know what the roles do

[39:18:54] dog, I'm fucking got here's thing. Okay. I have to threaten to play another game because that's the only way to get people to pay attention

[39:19:04] Everyone just said they were voting you.

[39:19:06] Oh, the first word I heard was Penta.

[39:19:09] It just fucking clicked. Man.

[39:19:11] No one fucking listens to reason.

[39:19:14] What? But the reason?

[39:19:15] What? Supes was right.

[39:19:16] Because he was looked at.

[39:19:18] Okay, just because you're right doesn't mean that your logic was.

[39:19:21] No, but the logic was correct.

[39:19:23] But mine also made sense.

[39:19:26] I was roll blocked, but Coven's still killed.

[39:19:28] How does that not make sense?

[39:19:29] Because someone could have the Necronomicon.

[39:19:31] I see everyone, but you can be lying

[39:19:35] Yeah, I didn't confirm that your argument wasn't I was lying your argument was he's right

[39:19:40] I did do that you confirmed what soups

[39:19:44] Soup said I am

[39:19:47] Visited ex-person you said yes, I did okay, okay, so so so peach are you are you saying that why I said made no sense then

[39:19:54] What no, I'm saying soup said that you visited okay, okay, but you said yes

[39:19:59] I did right if you're the only person that visited and he is look out then it had to be you if there were

[39:20:07] That's actually not true. There's no there's astral visits you dumbass

[39:20:12] Well fuck man

[39:20:15] You guys

[39:20:18] I like the code I like the code god damn it. All right mods mark more key points. That's a story

[39:20:23] I'm toxic again. I'm sorry the games the the quality of games were higher when I was at my peak toxicity. They just were

[39:20:34] Well, I blame the update that reset my I mean also Wayne suits died and he was confirmed to look out

[39:20:39] You should have voted instantly

[39:20:41] Yeah, I mean you should have been voted out. Listen buddy. I have to use here's the thing

[39:20:45] I have to use every tool in my arsenal and sometimes that does include threatening to play another game

[39:20:50] But only because all of you are pre you guys are predispositioned to think of me as a villain because of your hatred for me

[39:20:58] Why you hate me? I don't know

[39:21:01] And you're gonna have to figure that out yourself. Okay, I'm mad

[39:21:04] I have to use every tool in my kit, man

[39:21:07] I'm not blaming you. I'm blaming the people who fell for it, but I am mad

[39:21:12] So fucking be mad, buddy. You're lost to a pirate. I mean that's that's on you

[39:21:17] You actually I mean you can be mad about what I said at the end of the day you're you fucking lost to a pirate

[39:21:23] The first one she she told she told four people and you're the one that why you suck at dueling pirates you just do

[39:21:31] You never win you never you never win

[39:21:38] Dog it's literally over there with the pirate is over there with the fork

[39:21:43] It's still some fucking Somalian village and they have scurvy in their limping

[39:21:51] You think you think you think you fucking met Damon coming inside the fucking man from star for the equation

[39:22:00] You think you have flawless logic you full of beans

[39:22:13] You're actually are you actually are a bean boy. I'm not a bean boy. Yeah, you are unless we're playing bean battles

[39:22:20] We don't play that anymore because right fucking ruin that yeah, right felt for a fucking two thousand six groups keeps

[39:22:27] Saying fucking admin hacking the game

[39:22:31] I've actually fucked up that whole thing the whole fucking tournament thrive fucked it up

[39:22:35] And now and now the game gives malware, so you can't even play it. Yeah, of course you can't it's unplayable

[39:22:40] It was the perfect game and thrive fuck it didn't thrive fucked it up

[39:22:44] My bad. Oh geez. It's all right. I'm glad that you admitted it

[39:22:49] I

[39:22:50] Like I like to live I like to watch him lose call himself out his plank

[39:22:55] But I think there's a play my logic was on that understand why he thought otherwise because I'm on another level than you Liz

[39:23:01] But Jack you this is only something first up. I'm brewed up, okay?

[39:23:06] I'm using the streaming equivalent of steroids and that is chameleon cold brew concentrate number one. All right

[39:23:12] Who isn't locked in we're missing two people

[39:23:14] advertisement

[39:23:15] Sponsored unlocked

[39:23:18] It's not sponsored they specifically didn't want to sponsor me and then blocked me on Twitter. That was a whole another thing

[39:23:30] He was out looking up what fucking lookout does

[39:23:33] listen I was I was I'm still being fucking sexually harassed Clifford just

[39:23:38] sent me something by an artist named PP cocaine that says I'm a little cum

[39:23:43] slut short and loud he sent me this in my DMs

[39:23:47] Someone

[39:23:50] Instead of joining this lobby who is it? It's Liz

[39:24:00] Actually about to give a place to

[39:24:04] Stop jorking it

[39:24:07] I didn't see the code low counting areas you got lucky buns. That's what I said

[39:24:12] You got lucky that I forgot how to count for a little bit

[39:24:14] She actually got lucky there that I forgot how to count lucky motherfucker

[39:24:20] Wow

[39:24:21] Can we buy socialites? No, it's good. That's a good role. It's OP actually

[39:24:28] You just don't know what to do when you see you're calling for a socialite band. What the hell?

[39:24:33] I think all the rules are actually surprisingly balanced right now

[39:24:38] Actually, I have social anxiety so socialite makes me feel nervous

[39:24:43] Don't you go to basement fucking bondage orgies?

[39:24:47] But you can't go to the grocery store without being like this is kind of weird

[39:24:58] That's fucking stupid as fuck. That's actually the dumbest shit doesn't make any sense

[39:25:05] Really your role is Jailer

[39:25:08] Really your mom

[39:25:14] Okay

[39:25:19] Yeah, I know this joking James you gotta suck what you want me to suck what yes

[39:25:27] Second day's nuts

[39:25:30] Dm check guys my hello first you're still active from left. Yo one sign up. Let's go. Oh I got some information. Oh

[39:26:29] Ooh, you got some info I got some info. I'm gonna let the dust screen go

[39:26:58] That's not true no one visited me okay

[39:27:06] We need to get going out of here

[39:27:10] I am way ahead of you why we get going out of here. Oh really is this some sort of

[39:27:16] Are you having some sort of?

[39:27:18] back in the back alleys huh you get picking on the mean old man I'm looking

[39:27:25] for some hard evidence doing some fucked up shit in the park oh you want some

[39:27:28] what do I do what I do you're feeding rice to pigeons no I give them I give

[39:27:36] them a pep doll what the hell I watch them explode as they fly away they

[39:27:43] They went to student and they're you uh...

[39:27:44] He's just guys are criminal.

[39:27:46] Guys with information.

[39:27:48] Information.

[39:27:49] Penta silence I think.

[39:27:51] Do you know anything about Shroud?

[39:27:54] Yeah, what about it?

[39:27:55] Yeah, he used to be like an ex CS pro or something like that.

[39:27:59] Alright, confirmed. Penta silence.

[39:28:01] He's a bad man.

[39:28:02] Or he's getting food.

[39:28:04] That could be true.

[39:28:05] Not what?

[39:28:06] We'll affirm it with his own rules if he's going to get food.

[39:28:09] He is guilty.

[39:28:11] You want to get them up there? No, I want to kill them. Yeah, we got to kill them. We're killing the gun. Oh, yeah

[39:28:19] I think they're being angry. I think they're being getting again

[39:28:26] Magic the gathering circles they're getting together with little whisperings with it in the circle

[39:28:32] They're playing cards Pokemon cards. They're sucking each other off. I'll show you. You're the cracker. Oh my goodness

[39:28:39] All right, Votvogun, he's yapping too much.

[39:28:43] I can't.

[39:28:45] Classified yapper.

[39:28:47] It's the classic French.

[39:28:51] They're trying to drown the conversation right now.

[39:28:53] Listen to me, I'm a spy.

[39:28:55] If you kill me, I will come back from the dead.

[39:29:00] If you kill me, you'll lose all the intel, that is all.

[39:29:06] As Penta would say, if he's a spy,

[39:29:08] We call that

[39:29:11] Does she know

[39:29:13] So why why is it goon Rambo?

[39:29:17] Fuck it. I'm a seer and him and peach or enemies and teachers dead

[39:29:30] Could be executioner doesn't mean like it is

[39:29:38] Yeah, I'm sorry if Rambo is lying I'm gonna shoot at this well if he's the executioner

[39:29:45] He's just gonna dip out of town. Yeah

[39:29:52] All right

[39:29:56] Poops is in trouble big time he was gonna go

[39:29:58] Oh my god

[39:30:30] What apple pink lady some pad is that all right meta games

[39:30:41] Was that sad when I was gone it got his ass

[39:30:58] Why why would you?

[39:31:01] Why would you go?

[39:31:05] Why would you alert once you've been revealed as a vet though?

[39:31:08] That's that makes no sense

[39:31:10] He is a second veteran. There's no way. There's no way. I mean, I'll Rambo's bad at the game

[39:31:16] But there's no way mods Rambo might need to be replaced. There's no way

[39:31:21] You might gotta go. We'll see if he visited numpad, then yeah

[39:31:25] It is kind of dumb from numpad to go on alert two nights in a row

[39:31:29] But why would you trust numpad to play well?

[39:31:32] What?

[39:31:34] You're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead.

[39:31:38] No wait, numpad's fine, we talked.

[39:31:40] I'm fine.

[39:31:42] Oh my god!

[39:31:44] Oh my god.

[39:31:46] Okay, justified.

[39:31:48] There has to be a second veteran, there's no way they both just fucking went into, went to numpad.

[39:31:53] You want the truth, soaps?

[39:31:55] You didn't alert?

[39:31:57] No, I did alert.

[39:31:59] this is too bad

[39:32:00] and i did shoot two person

[39:32:03] so

[39:32:04] but they don't make

[39:32:05] oh yeah you did

[39:32:06] okay that's only one question

[39:32:08] well fuck

[39:32:09] uh...

[39:32:11] it's called subversion of expectations

[39:32:13] we stay

[39:32:17] yeah you really subverted rambles x

[39:32:19] what do you fucking got shot in the face

[39:32:24] nemo

[39:32:27] i know i decided

[39:32:28] stop whispering me

[39:32:30] which we've been over there in a moment

[39:32:32] that can see a whisper

[39:32:37] what's with the ERP over there in a moment

[39:32:40] we have no fucking information

[39:32:44] we're gonna have to go down the list

[39:32:47] stems what's going on

[39:32:50] I'm an investigative role and I was watching somebody last night

[39:32:54] nothing happened there

[39:32:56] Yeah, we're gonna need to see these. Yeah, we need the notes. Yeah, set that ball

[39:33:04] Weird that's I don't like that. I don't like

[39:33:12] Okay, what's going on move and what have you done this game you ready? Oh, yeah

[39:33:18] Yeah.

[39:33:19] Night three.

[39:33:21] Yeah, what night three doesn't happen?

[39:33:25] Yo, he's pre-nighting.

[39:33:27] Oh, no, I don't like that.

[39:33:32] I don't like that.

[39:33:34] No, I don't like that.

[39:33:36] I don't like that.

[39:33:38] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[39:33:40] So, hold on.

[39:33:42] If I was watching Mootin last night, nothing happened at his place.

[39:33:45] He could have done something.

[39:33:47] Are you a are you look out or the other one?

[39:33:50] No, I look out.

[39:33:52] Look out only shows who goes there.

[39:33:53] Yeah, I would also be the third look out.

[39:33:56] I'm bodyguard preparing well right on Penta on three.

[39:34:02] Literally one of well, I guess there's a few of this town left.

[39:34:06] Well, I don't know.

[39:34:07] Right here is so hard to hurry.

[39:34:08] Dude, we have to I think we go guilty just just off the basis of like

[39:34:12] that is that is insane.

[39:34:14] I don't like I don't like pre-noting.

[39:34:16] I don't like pre-noting.

[39:34:17] I'm sorry about it. Please

[39:34:19] What if I was just screaming? I'm a serial killer kill me. Oh my god

[39:34:24] I'm saying all right pent is a shroud. Okay, Penta is a shroud. I revealed it

[39:34:32] Wait, so then why are you bodyguarding him? No, he was

[39:34:36] And now he's trying to and now he's trying to deflect so his team fucking wins

[39:34:41] Which is smart which is potion master we're gonna believe

[39:34:47] I just got him out!

[39:34:57] What the hell was that?

[39:35:49] Well shit everyone's fucking dead.

[39:35:57] Did you do what I asked?

[39:35:59] Yep.

[39:36:00] Okay good.

[39:36:01] Did you agree with it?

[39:36:04] I just did it man.

[39:36:06] Okay.

[39:36:07] I got you know, you do whatever I say same same in roleplay. It's fine. Okay, buddy

[39:36:14] Wait, what?

[39:36:17] Nice huge not me. I thought you said you shot there. I did I did there's probably a witch buddy

[39:36:26] There is little witchy. There's seven. There's two vigilantes. No, that means you got control drive, but um

[39:36:33] You got which to shoot at which is good because this was also bad. Oh, I mean I had it figured out

[39:36:40] um, I think okay

[39:36:43] Hold on, okay

[39:36:45] Why hold on a goddamn second year?

[39:36:49] But I think you're fucked man dog. I think you're the only one left. Are you really gonna fucking believe this shit?

[39:36:57] Yeah, I shot him. Oh shit. No, did you just get me killed? Yeah. Yeah, I did. No, it gets me killed

[39:37:08] Wait, hold on a second. Why would thrive vote innocent? Oh my god

[39:37:13] Why would thrive vote innocent? You're such a fucking idiot. That's not my fault. That's a mootin thing. No

[39:37:19] Get at it. You know what? I'm glad. Oh, I wish I never fucking married you Jesus Christ

[39:37:25] well you said yes I'll be fucking the question is do I die instantly or can we

[39:37:31] still vote penta we vote penta at this point the evidence are all in front of

[39:37:39] us I can't believe Thrive is that dog shit and this motherfucker voted innocent

[39:37:45] on Mootin so so Mootin's teammates voted guilty on him well he would have

[39:37:52] Fine if his team mates are going to fucking no grand you could just hop in shit players. What are you gonna do? I?

[39:38:02] Mean all boo-hoo my husband

[39:38:06] So how are you doing this oops can I just say I hate this fucking

[39:38:10] We're so bad at the fucking game that we have to just fucking reveal a shroud and call him out when we're dying

[39:38:15] That's actually griefing all of I hate that shit

[39:38:19] Why would you why you guys are so fucking bad?

[39:38:22] You have a potion master voodoo master and of which you're slow killing you want the shroud to stay alive you fucking idiots

[39:38:30] Like that's actually you that's actually bad. That's actually low elo

[39:38:34] Yeah, or else or else no one dies and you just get weeded out if we had no information

[39:38:38] You still get killed here

[39:38:39] Right, but why wouldn't why wouldn't they just hang on to that information like because you you need people to die to win

[39:38:45] Yeah, so when you have so so when you have slow killing coving you have slow killing coven, right and both

[39:38:52] There's only one fucking killing roll left. You need to keep them alive. I

[39:38:56] Just want to state that the only two they're just they're just bad

[39:39:00] They're there. I mean, we know Liz budget is fucking an idiot. We saw his notes, right?

[39:39:04] I mean that's coming for me

[39:39:06] I can't write for shit and then we got fucking and then we got first coming in I

[39:39:10] Gave him a little more credit than that right I get I gave him a little more credit than that

[39:39:15] But I guess fucking not I guess I guess I was off. I guess they just fucking I guess they're just garbage

[39:39:22] I hate that shit so much.

[39:39:26] I hate that shit.

[39:39:30] They gain nothing by that.

[39:39:35] Like what the fuck do they gain?

[39:39:37] It's just griefing.

[39:39:39] They're helping town targets you instead of them.

[39:39:43] Yeah but you can do it in a way where you sound like you're good.

[39:39:48] Well you can make it a rule to not reveal I guess.

[39:39:55] You can, it just helps you know who sucks dick at this game.

[39:39:59] Uh, my idiot team didn't, uh, they gave up against me.

[39:40:03] You dumbass.

[39:40:04] Why?

[39:40:04] Well, I wanted to reveal, I wanted to reveal you because I had two idiots and fucking morons and they're not gonna do anything.

[39:40:09] So then, I'm thinking if I reveal you, it's gonna get the, uh, it's gonna get the pressure off of their back and people are gonna focus on you for a fucking round.

[39:40:16] They might have another fucking round in them.

[39:40:19] That doesn't make any sense. If you kill me, you have a voodoo master in which they can't fucking kill anything. No one's dying.

[39:40:25] And both the both neutrals on they could kill one a fucking turn around. Yeah, that you know that you don't win like that, buddy

[39:40:32] Yeah, you have a good amount of people left

[39:40:36] I knew first it was where you don't notice that no one voted him anyway, so it was useless to reveal it

[39:40:46] I'm confused that why that's only two

[39:40:49] For me the only two people put it in is it because he didn't defend himself well

[39:40:53] Oh, that was a dope cheap defense.

[39:40:55] Wait, does that mean that Penta killed me night one?