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You're behind the times, why is everyone saying free my dude plus
plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus. I on-band ex-St. Jude this morning. I think it was like,
maybe like 5.55 in the morning or something like that. You guys are, because of the librarian video,
you guys are behind the times. You're behind the times. Can I also say, and this is narcissistic,
but I said it in chat, you know I'm a real one because 99% of the fakes on this website would
of Perma, ex-St. Jude, just because I guess it's like a little annoying to see a bunch of pluses in
the chat. We're the only real motherfucker who showed grace and instead of assuming that there was malice
involved, our first thought was that there must be some sort of good faith reason that this is
happening. And then we isolated them for their own good so that the Twitch
algorithm didn't just like you know IP ban them or something like that.
Did we get an answer? Cat on the keyboard man. Cat on the keyboard. They were on a
work call and the cat got on the keyboard.
I don't think that makes you a real one. I think that makes you a real one, man.
Now, I don't think that the other streamers would have banned ex-Saint Jude because they have hate in their heart.
I think they would have just assumed that everybody but them in the world is evil,
and they're the only person with any sort of interiority.
They would see everybody else as an NPC, either like a quest giver,
maybe like a Charsea-type companion from Skyrim,
or at worst, an op.
But I know that there are,
I'm not the only person with interiority.
There's a few people with interiority out there.
At least 10% of the population
has some degree of interiority.
I don't know if that's controversial to say,
but I believe it.
What's going on with the Ottawa Senators?
Bro, the Keynes are just good, man.
I mean, they've had a hard time getting over the hump in the conference finals, but I mean, they're a wagon, man.
Well-coached team playing above their talent level. A hole that's better than the sum of its parts.
Do you guys see the conversation, the Thomas Vinterberg movie from 1998?
I've become what I hate on Letterbox, but my review kind of hit this morning.
This is the grizzly man-tape for people who can't stomach stots-tots.
at Stotz Totz. I did say Stotz Totz. I called the conversation. I meant the celebration.
We can have a conversation about the celebration. Here we go again, man. NL, please. You have
to play a little bit of chess. Elos have shifted. 600 is now the new 800. 400 is what
600 used to be. Buddy, I don't know what to tell you. I spawned into the chess and math
Canada ratings at 1200 when I was 11 years old. Okay, so I don't know. I'm not saying
there hasn't been rating deflation because there definitely has been. I definitely feel
like if you were like a 1000 in 2005, your skill level now is probably more like a
650 or something like that, but
Like with God as my witness I
Did not know until I started spending some time on chess calm that ratings could go below 900
Because 900 at the local chess club was like not knowing how the pieces move
Nowadays things are different, but I still think there's a problem because people don't learn how to play chess
they just learn openings. So it's really like your rating is not indicative of
whether or not you're good at chess. It's indicative of like how tricky the
opening you watch the YouTube video on is. You don't you don't know the base
principles and as a result you can't cook in the mid-game. You only you're
like oh here's my trap. Oh they've dodged my trap. Well now oh I blundered
my queen. Dan is rated 150, but it's more fun to watch than 1500. Well, that depends on what
your rating is. To be honest, I would rather see someone who's 1500 play. Because when I
watch Dan play, I get tilted because he doesn't play chess. He literally just premoves like
Like four moves in advance and then hopes that the opponent runs out of time.
I mean it's a way to play, don't get me wrong, but it's, I wouldn't necessarily describe
it as chess.
If you ever watch a video of a tragedy and think maybe this time it won't happen, damn.
Damn, that's interesting.
bottom-ranked chess has way more spiky.
See, I know you're not a real chess viewer.
Mid-ranked chess is boring, bottom-ranked chess
and top-ranked chess is lit.
No, bro, top-ranked chess is fucking boring.
They're like two and a half hour long time controls
per side, somebody gets a minor positional advantage,
squeezes the opposition as much as they can
and then produces a draw from it.
Like that's essentially what high-level chess is.
They're incredible athletes and brains, don't get me wrong.
Low-ranked chess is like it really doesn't even matter.
Like I don't really give a fuck about watching
like two, 200s play chess and just trade blunders.
Like where's the fun in that?
I guess the fun in that is that you're
watching a streamer so you can type like not like this
in chat or whatever and pretend you're smarter
than they are.
Something like that, if I had to guess.
What do you enjoy?
I don't watch a whole lot of chess, man.
Playing it is pretty fun though,
controversially speaking.
You're gonna do PogChamps 9?
Still, I don't even know, this is like years ago.
They told me I was too good for like PogChamps 3, tune in to day 1 and see Rainn Wilson, bro
was like 2100 or something like that.
What the fuck?
You're telling me if I was Dwight Office, I would have been, I would have lucked
into the dream draw, bro.
I would have had the Yannick-Cinner draw.
Nah, I still cut a loss.
I lost to Ludwig in one of the hand and brain tournaments,
I think.
He didn't even win.
I think he felt bad for being good,
and he decided to go back to his beat farm.
Respect.
I respect that.
I don't know if I'd say freaky, feeling pretty good, feeling pretty normal.
Do not kick out then, you'll plain view cause he's an island boy.
I'm trying to think weird, yeah, he blew up the oil rig, but we all need a second chance.
My baby just turned one, now everyone's asking if we're having a second.
That's how it goes, man, that's how it goes.
But here's the thing, take it from a seasoned veteran of having a child wars, you can just
say no, or you can even be like, I don't think so or something like that.
Sick tech.
Yeah, but it's annoying.
Well, you know, that's people, man.
People are annoying.
You're probably annoying some other motherfuckers.
It's the way it goes.
Takes one and no one.
Tell them it's annoying?
No, man.
Just tank it.
Who does this radical honesty shit, bro?
Someone asks you a one out of 10 annoying question.
You just answer it honestly and move on.
They're probably your friend, right?
People insist kids need friends, but every only child I know is normal.
I don't know if we have the median relationship dynamic, but I'm an only child and Kate has
a sibling and I was like, we should have two kids and Kate was like, I would have
been happier as an only child.
So I don't know if it's a grass is always greener thing.
But I will say she's winning the argument
because she has a big advantage on her side
of the discourse, which is that having two kids seems
a lot harder than having one kid.
Some people will tell you, like, two is easier.
We have friends with two kids and we have family with two kids.
The family with two kids is like, it's easier because they play with each other.
All of the friends that I have that have two kids are like, no, it's four times harder.
They fight.
Yeah, that's the thing is like it's not just having one kid twice.
They actually have, there's like a chemical reaction that happens between them.
Like they will just fight over nothing at all.
And all of a sudden you're like, well I've got all the drama of one kid, times two,
but then also with a little extra overtop because they're antagonizing each other for no reason.
Plus, like my daughter is a lot like me, it might be good to have another child and have
it be more like their mom, but that's a hell of a coin flip.
Because if we flip the coin and it comes up heads again, and then there's three of
me in the house and one of her. I mean, that's a real issue. It's an issue for me too, but
it's definitely an issue for Kate.
As a student to be father, what do you do when you're their main source of entertainment
for 10 years and you need some time to chill and you can't say go play with your sibling?
Well here's the first thought, I think the premise of the first steelman is naive.
I think even if you had two kids, you can't just be like hey, go play with your sibling
because one of the kids, like they could just tech you and say no, I want to play
with you instead.
So the first part of that argument I reject on principle.
I don't want to be one of those parents who misrepresent it and says, you will have no
free time.
You will have some free time, but you don't get to choose when to take it.
You get to choose to take it when it appears, whether or not to take it when it appears.
And it will come in weird intervals.
There will be weeks where you are not stressed out, and you'll be like, holy shit, I have
three hours of free time on a Saturday.
I don't even need this.
And then there will be weeks where you are fucking stressed out, and you'll be like,
I need some free time.
And then Saturday rolls around, and you're like, fuck.
I'm scheduled to the fucking gills, man.
So you just kind of tank it.
You find yourself saying some stuff like, I got a break coming in like nine days or something
like that.
Imagine having to balance that with a real job.
This is all it do every single time.
This is, it's a more real job than watching the stream.
Nobody typing that, now you might be from a different time zone, okay?
You might work third shift because people love to say like well. I'm a nurse who works third shift and go to fucking sleep
Go to sleep you we need you to be well rested at work tomorrow
We need our phlebotomists to be able to find the veins
It's 6 p.m. Bro. I actually do have like a crazy amount of British viewers, which is crazy man
Brighton, stand up!
That way it kind of hits.
Bath, Brighton, Middlesbrough!
Stand up right now!
It was more like a drill.
I was trying to do like the start of a drum and bass or something like that.
You're losing me?
Everybody in the Midlands, look fucking alive, mate!
I should go to Scotland, man. I think they would fuck with me in Scotland.
I should start the damn stream.
No they wouldn't.
They definitely would.
No, maybe.
I think they'd fuck with me in Scotland.
Fix your pronunciation first.
Crazy thing to say when you mispronounce a Scottish city.
Have you ever seen Scottish people tweet?
Like, let's talk about glass houses for a second here.
Let me get this fucking game going, man.
Can I say something?
The party in the celebration was obviously a damn nightmare, but the granddad's story
about how, like, he told me he was having trouble finding lady friends, I told him it's
easy.
biggest potato you could find down your swim trunks and then they'll come running and then
a day later he came back and said dad I don't know what happened and now nobody wants to
talk to me and then he said well there's your problem you gotta shove the potato down the
front of your swim trunks not the back that's fucking funny that was I don't know if they
wrote that specifically for the movie but that's a perfect joke.
I'm going to controversially say, might be the funniest thing that happens in the movie.
The Danish movie?
Yes, sir.
Festin.
I'm going to be the archetype of Japanese cinema enjoyer who calls, he does, oh, your
name?
Oh, I don't know that one.
Oh, you mean Kimi Nonawa?
to be that guy but for Danish movies. Have you seen Festen? Yeah, it's the same director
as Druk and Jentog. It's actually Yagten, whatever, bro. Isn't that the shit with fucking
Hero Brian or so, what's the guy from the Yogscast called?
Not Simon and Lewis, but the fictional Minecraft character?
Not Sips.
Israel, that's it.
That's it.
Better, closer, warmer.
How do you know that bro? I was on YouTube in like 2010. I had people I went to the 8th grade with in my Facebook Messenger being like, yo, you should do videos with the Yogscast. I'm like the Yogscast?
I'll probably never ever stream with anybody from the Yogscast, man.
They're way too Hollywood for me.
I would be stunned if I ever even had a conversation with a single person involved in the Yogscast.
Wait a minute.
Smash cut the sips on the island? That would have gone crazy.
I just did slash marker maps, bro. That's how you know I'm a millennial.
I was going...
Da da dum da da da da dum dum dum da da da da da da
Alright, Be So Dead asks me how loud...
How loud is this right now?
How loud is this in comparison to my voice?
Very loud.
Sometimes when I open the software, it defaults to a hundred volume.
That seems more apropos right there.
Um...
I think I slash-markered already so we're already in the video can I tell you last night my daughter loves to play
Tomodachi life and by play I mean like I open the game and I feed her food that she tells me to feed her and I
Give her a present that she tells me to feed her, but when I open the game last night you guys fucking missed something
Kate and I had a second baby and she said why don't we call the baby Michael so it's just getting the
I'm not trying to get into the
Diana Rossini discourse, okay, but it was a little it was a little crazy
So we got another kid now, and this is Michael. I'm not sure if you can tell but he takes after his
Takes after his father
And I gotta take a look at his profile a little bit here, what do you need? He's level one
He cherishes his parents, which is nice. He is a little bit hungry though. I also need to check his age
I think he might be like age zero man. What do babies love to eat?
fruit
There's a little pro tip for you
What's interesting this game is so much like a Pokemon
He inherited the fucking traits of his parents
So he's saying type shit, and he says it a document and stuff like that so you can actually like aggregate traits
In the parents and then pass them down to the kids, which I did not realize
Now I'm not saying we're gonna get involved in any sort of eugenics thing here. I'm just saying
It's kind of crazy that we condensed like two generations of traits into an individual here
It's almost like real life, man. Kids might like lasagna. Itadakimasu, as well.
It smells like someone's been using the fancy soap.
It smells like someone's been using the fancy soap. Did you hear that?
Yeah. Yeah, I'm thinking lasagna is pretty cute.
Alright. Also, well, let's not spoil it.
Pro tip, often times people ask me,
hey Annel, I'm having my first kid later this year.
Any advice?
Yeah, kids love fruit, bro.
They go fucking crazy for fruit.
What happened to you, Amy Blue?
Wait, we should check our stores first, but.
Also, I forgot to tell you, oh my god.
So there's a cut scene when the kid is born.
So the kid was born, and they hold him up to the camera.
And then the next scene is like,
they hold an object in front of him
and he crawls over to it.
The object was Asia by Steely Dan,
the Add to Steely Dan album.
And then he crawls over to it and he went,
ah, ah, Asia.
The kid's fucking first word was Asia, bro, AJA.
I was like, I can't believe
this is not being streamed right now.
I was talking to Conor McDavid, but I don't know.
I guess I just got a little sad.
Are you playing without us?
My daughter wanted to play Tomodachi Life,
and then when I booted her up the game,
it was like, oh, something's happening.
Man, that was a big one.
It's all over now, Amy Blue, because the thing is like,
I don't really know, I don't have any other personality
traits to give you.
Yum.
I've mentioned this before, but the movie's only like 82 minutes long.
So like I'm kind of running out of characterization for Amy Blue.
You can just make her fart.
I could just make her fart.
We got to make Elizabeth Holmes today. Elizabeth Holmes is definitely...
I was saying it in the Discord, but like, why is Elizabeth Holmes the perfect
Tomodachi life me the add to the island number one
She's a woman which gets the most performative motherfuckers off my back
Who are like I'm really starting to think and I was actually misogynist because of the male to female ratio on his
On his Tomodachi life island. So there's that's one big plus
She has a mean face. She has Tomodachi life voice
She has a fit in the game. All you need is a black turtleneck like she's so easy to make in the game
Any chance you want to eat like a mushroom?
Oh, she's already eating the mushroom.
How about baked beans?
Yum.
Oh, my God, she's not going to level up.
Maybe that's good, though.
It saves me from having to give her a personality.
But still, the ultimate will-they-or-won't-they.
Amy Blue and Connor McDavid.
He's listening, that literally sounds like we got the news.
Or I got the news.
Connor, we kind of jinxed you last time.
Oh yeah, now I'm feeling it.
Oh no, wait, this is good
because she can sing the Michael McDonnell parts of Peg.
She can go, then the shutter falls.
You see it all.
That's my darling Connor McDavid.
Yep.
Amy Blue is captivated by Connor McDavid.
Will fucking do something.
If it isn't Connor McDavid.
Feels bad not knowing half these people.
Connor McDavid is the best player currently in the NHL.
But in game two of the playoffs,
all he did was spin aromas to give the puck away
to the Anaheim Ducks Young Court.
False?
I mean, he's the best player in the NHL.
What do you mean?
McKinnon clears?
Well, I've never seen Conor McDavid miss an open met
in the biggest game of his life.
So, or the biggest game of my life for that matter.
Kitchuck is way better.
Brady, Kitchuck, Brady, sorry to the SENS fans
who live in Nippee in Ontario.
Brady, oh, don't worry.
Your long, seven-month nightmare of spending half of your time in another country that is in the United States of America is almost over, you mother fucker!
You fucking dickhead!
Don't worry, don't worry! You can go 100 kilometers south soon, buddy. Don't worry about it too much.
Uhh...
Welcome in.
Clutton Mango!
We're running a special sale today.
So the mango are whopping 80% off.
That's insane bro. I would happily buy 20 mangoes.
That's a ton. Be sure to stop by again this afternoon.
Didn't know Vechkin just get the number one spot for goals in the NHL.
Yeah, but he's like... I mean I don't want to call Vechkin washed because like for age 49
he's really good but he's getting a little long in the tooth. Let's put it that way. He's a little unk.
Okay, mangoes was huge here.
Welcome.
Damn, schnitzel.
Chamomile tea, candy apples.
Thank you very much.
And then please for the love of God, hockey fit, trench coat outfit,
Chima juggery outfit. Coach outfit jacket. Platt. This is too bro. This is the Dwight fit.
This is Dwight right here.
Made cafe outfit. Wait. I thought, do you think this is a better
Jacket and then Gordon's gun
Ragged shirt it's giving Balenciaga
We need that for chat man. That's gonna be so awesome for chat
trench coat for Trinity
Doesn't come in black. I'm afraid. She's there's no shot. She's wearing tan
Don't I don't even want to talk about this hat
No
rhinestones sunglasses outdoors you backpack monster tail
oh man this kind of a Bruno Mars
Bruno Mars fit
I wanted those two why not man
we won't be playing this game when Chew Sucks coming around
Ragged shirt would go crazy for Zoolander derelict. WAIT WAIT! Adding Zoolander in
the derelict might go fucking crazy. I can derelict my own balls.
Hello and welcome to the morning edition of Nenews. A wide-scale health examination initiative was rolled out on our
We have a lot grand to y'all earlier this week.
After many healthy, happy check ups,
it seems that only brothers help remains unknown.
No man, look at my doctors.
Dr. Ryan, the island's chief of medicine.
We're all pretty healthy here.
But I'd sure like to know brothers resting heart rate.
Well, one second.
Just about why that matters.
Dr. Ryan fidgeted a lot and crumbled about it,
not being a part of what he thinks means.
What he thinks means.
I'm cooked right now.
It only considers it a competition.
We asked residents for their reactions.
Well, that's like for you.
You don't care?
Hey, is anybody watching?
Thanks for watching.
Who was on the left there?
Oh, that's my zero year old son, Michael.
By the way, we got an outdoor eating set
because Bob Dylan wanted to put this here.
It was big for Bob Dylan's happiness
to be able to put an outdoor set on Daniel Plainby's property.
Now, before we really get into this, I think I saved up some wishes too.
I saved up a wish.
Like it's, oh one more wish, oh but then you get two wishes for one, you get a two
for one special, man.
Um, let me just take some amenities.
A ground light, a pinwheel, pinwheel could be kind of crazy.
Yo, the fuck ass steam clock from Gastown!
Let's add some nighttime refinement to our island as if I play this game after
the sun goes down.
I'm barely even awake after the sun goes down.
I'm not watching this. Because it's this set, oh wait, it's my son.
We interrupt to bring you some breaking news.
I will watch this.
An exciting new travel destination is now available.
An East Asia tour is now available via travel tickets at the Wishing Fountain.
Sides of relief could be heard throughout the island, and one resident is quoted as
saying, I hope my roommate is gifted a trip soon.
I could really use the alone time.
It looks like a witch has already been at it,
so someone can leave immediately.
That's not this boom kid from The Matrix, that's Michael.
I'm Michael, and you're up to date.
I think, here's the thing,
Gordon Ramsay has had some great episodes
of Korean reality TV.
I really feel like we need to send somebody
actually has some friends man because I am I'm tired of sending them on vacations
and then they don't take anybody Trinity has to go to Asia I know the
Wachowskis be introducing her to Duna Bay okay let's let's send a zero-year-old
child to the Shenmai Zoo maybe this means both parents come along as well
Well, any stage at tour?
I'm super excited.
Thanks so much.
This is going to be so much fun for a guy like me.
Yes!
Yes!
Hanging out in Saul's book, Chonhanna Village.
It's like stepping into the past or whatever.
True!
You haven't seen a street pollin' up until you've seen jupy n' old street in Taiwan. Or whatever.
Thank you.
Are they gonna let me wear the fit though?
Don't blink this time.
Perfect picture, man.
Kinda crazy that there was like a Japan option and then China, Taiwan and Korea all get lumped
into the same chair.
What?
I mean Nintendo, you made the game!
You made the game!
Have a souvenir for you or whatever
Celadon porcelain tea set
That's huge
Alright this is fucking cute man
And she really is a light eater, she hasn't eaten since yesterday and she's still not hungry
Um, why does he walk like that after he takes after his dad?
He gave her a Celadon porcelain tea set.
IRL this would hit.
Dude, art in the past life.
He needs a fit?
Okay, you're actually not wrong.
He does need a fit.
I didn't even consider that.
They probably use a room as well.
Okay, you know what?
That's a great idea.
Let's go to Michael's room.
And then press the button that allows us to edit his room.
Wait, you can nickname the room or is it you nickname the house?
Because I'm not changing it from the La Casa kind of feel like the polka dot set
pretty good for a zero year old maybe childhood set makes more sense
bro you're zero your wallpaper is dinosaurs what do you mean you like
Don't say this is different.
Yeah, this is different.
Motherfucker, man.
Whatever.
Michael, Michael, don't go on the stairs.
I can't interact with you on the stairs.
Um, hello.
And then babies will be wearing some fucked up stuff, man.
Like babies will legit be like dressed like this and think it's okay.
Who is Michael?
Is my second born child?
Yay!
Oh, I already rubbed his head today.
Trinity, don't play no repeats. Say goddamn you, Cypher.
Lord, we could try bowling to pass the time. God damn you, Cypher.
Let's play. Are they bald because they're a baby or bald because you're their dad?
I think that if we're still playing this game in like five years, we'll find out
the answer to that. I think they're bald because I'm their dad.
Damn, we fucked him up on that one.
Michael Plainview split.
That was a tough one.
Great job!
You would have messed up Dad to have?
Bro, your Dad's probably bald too.
He just doesn't know it yet.
Come on, I got it!
would have messed up dad to have bro your dad's probably bald too he just
doesn't know it yet harmonica you got a rabbit that's okay we couldn't really use
that rock and roll album but we got some high maintenance motherfuckers today all
right what's up then damn wait oh it's a white rabbit for
Trinity you're so real. Oh jeez. We'll probably all have struck it rich by then. So we'll be decked
out in top hats and monocles. True happiness is eating brothers cooking. Yes ma'am.
True happiness. Turn the ice cream parfait myself. I set a new personal record yesterday.
I did eight push-ups in one hour. That might even be a world record. I bet it is I
Thought your arms were looking bigger Austin. You can't say that
Oh, you know what oh
Oh, I forgot what I was gonna say
Frame mug to frame mugged by the truth. Oh, you're feeling okay, but
Memory is the first thing to go with age. Damn they hate her ass
No, no, no, they're good. They're friends. They're getting along nicely. Friends? That's
male bonding. It's when you insult each other a little bit.
Polly Walnuts seems to be watching Daniel playing to you closely. He's looking for a
boss. He's looking for a new boss because he doesn't have the dawn.
I can see poly walnuts talking about some delicious crepes.
It's like a thin pancake tea.
You can have a sweet filling, but hey, you can also have a savory filling.
Damn, he's proposition Polly W, man.
How you doing, Bob?
Haven't checked in on you yet.
He's enjoying himself.
I thought maybe he was bored and needs some company, but it turns out he wouldn't have
feel so all alone!
Let's move into the other amenities.
All the ground lights.
Please come again.
Yo help us?
What's the problem?
One second here.
They're right.
Being a puppet is scarier than martial arts.
Okay Trinity, you need some new personality traits.
I mean first off, let's give you your gruel.
dodge this
we got about dodge this man
the tech of giving them a catchphrase before eating is so good
electrolyte slurry
dodge this
Yeah, yeah, I know you love that shit. It's got everything the body needs
Give them real food this is real food it's macronutrients in varying organizations
It doesn't get any more real than that
You know what's fake is all the other food in the matrix, bro like the steak the steak that cipher had
It does seem like we would like her to greet karate style.
That makes sense.
She should stand.
I mean, if we could just get it behind the back, that'd be a little bit better.
She doesn't really have a standing trade.
Floating might make sense.
Eats we don't really care.
Big eater we don't really care.
She smiles when angry.
And is she a public farder?
I'd have to think about that.
Changes close when it suits them, mixing and matching pieces from their wardrobe weight.
That's huge.
not a scaredy cat. I'm gonna say you Greek karate style for the time being. Change his
clothes for Bob Dylan, that's smart. He can define his own era. I feel like I got one
One step closer to my true self, God damn you, Cypher.
You're welcome.
Yeah, that's AVGN next to her.
AVGN wants to be friends with Trinity.
Is there any way we could make that happen
by maybe just doing this?
Make another two, oh, oh.
Never mind, they got their own shit going on.
Um, we got a few things to do.
Like, Michael needs to be introduced to the island,
for sure.
We haven't really soft launched it yet.
Um, I chat you, there's a few things on the go here, okay?
One thing is you need to eat something.
I think you would go crazy for schnitzel based on your scrandle takes.
Sorry, man, the butter cookies ain't coming back.
Why are we in the gulag?
That's your room.
Oh, shit.
Now what?
I didn't even think about this.
I mean the easy one is just public fodder.
Actually no, gross tantrums is way better.
Grows tantrums is perfect.
And then, of course, it's time to put on the best clothes you own.
You don't like it, but you have no choice because it's all you own.
You don't have any other choice.
Oh, oh oh oh oh.
Oh, red.
And then maybe like,
some really fucked up jeans.
Like some rocker jeans, but like,
like black rocker jeans, something like that.
Are you cheap the fuck ass like work shoes on?
Yeah!
Yay!
That was a hit.
Yeah, why not great thing it allows us to add some more stuff to the island lingo
I think an activity is good here activity they should talk about is playing mahjong
Plain view mahjong.
You guys ever see the Edward Yang movie mahjong?
Should I add it to the watch list?
Plain watch on.
Perfect.
Great.
I'll go talk to her about plain watch on.
Okay, best of luck.
Morning, Kate.
I thought I smelled something.
Do you feel like talking about...
Playing Macho.
Sure.
Hey, if someone would like, let's go playing Macho.
Talking Macho, get it on it.
You're working on the grammar a little bit.
Oh, damn!
She ain't fucking with you, chat.
That's alright, you're okay, chat.
I like that we have some some friction on the island now instead of just everybody becoming fast friends
Seems more realistic
She is kind of obsessed with Dan it fought to me when she said she said I had a baby house Michael as a name
Damn we just got over this damn stuff now
Now we're now we're naming the baby Michael
It's kind of insane how close we are to having absolutely everything in the game unlocked
already.
Failed outlaw set.
Bro, that's jail.
You could just call that jail.
That's okay.
What is cat person set?
I think my daughter would go crazy for cat person set so let's just tick it off the
list here.
You call that bro? I can put Elizabeth Holmes in the hospital first
because for like a couple of days she can be researching how to make the the Theranos machine
and then after it fails I can put her in the failed outlaw set.
That's fucking awesome.
What is it Gordon?
Oh my god don't ask for a fucking vending machine I'm gonna freak out.
Do you have a moment?
I would just love it if there were.
Nah man you trying to redesign the beach like those fucked up renovations from Kitchen
Nightmares USA?
Um, I've got some time on my hands.
You should be working on your newest video, bro.
You've been a real disappointment on this island.
I've given you some catchphrases I have not once heard you say it's a shitload of
fuck.
Here's your first, Mr. Anyshadow.
Who do you think this is?
That's Gordon Ramsay.
The answer is Gordon Ramsay.
Next up, your second, Mr. Anyshadow.
Who do you think this is?
That's Polly Walnuts.
The answer is Polly Walnuts.
Bro, my knees are so distinctive.
And finally, your last mystery shadow.
Who do you think this is?
He is Conor McDavid.
The correct answer is...
Conor McDavid.
He has hair that makes him look bald in silhouette.
He has a bald shadow.
Why are you doubting?
Because he looks bald, bro!
harmonica harmonica harmonica oh it's a rock it's a pebble we could have had the
city pop album because of the city pop album
Trinity I got something for you hey there Trinity would not say hey there
But we'll work on that
Go help Michael he's zero he can figure it out for himself follow the white rabbit Trinity
Well, let me let me make you sure it is a good match for you
You got the damn hiccups honestly let's get so well actually so many people have not met Michael yet
let's introduce Dan the Michael Dan has a vuncular energy are you all right please
Please, hit hiccups.
They won't stop, hit.
I see.
This is gonna take a lot of elbow grease.
Aw, I just cleaned my elbows.
Who the fuck is Michael?
It's our second kid now.
The world is starting to have some emergent narrative.
You need to have Michael pin the comment.
That's probably true.
All right, now we can start solving some problems.
Your eyes look just like Bob Dylan's.
You would insult yourself like that, man.
Yum.
What, the schnitz?
You gotta be schnitzing me.
You left the bad boy era?
Yeah, I got a sweater in the shop that looked awesome, man.
Now I think this one's automatic. Sorry to take like the low-hanging fruit, but I really
am like a public farter. And I wanted to say something in defense of public farters, by
the way. I don't fart in public to be like, fuck you, I want to make it stinky. I fart
in public because there's a high pressure buildup of gas in my butt. And it's uncomfortable
and it's like, it sort of hurts a little bit. So I try to sneak them out when there's
as few people around as possible because otherwise it feels like my fucking colon's going to explode.
It's not- it's- I'm not farting to be churlish. I'm farting because I have to fart, man.
Yum.
Yeah, that seems fair. Mangoes are delicious as fuck.
Your relationship with Kate went down?
Well, we did just have a second hit.
Can't you see me?
Nah, we're doing alright.
That's it. It ebbs and flows, man.
Very in love with the super in love.
Good enough.
Plus two Jesus.
Is the nature of the soul crystalline or does it flow like water?
Yes! Yes!
Oh, you dodged Asia!
So in love, the preacher's face turned red.
I know it, but what is it from?
So in love, the preacher's face turned red.
Oh, it is so in love, the preacher's face turned red.
She drinks the zombie from the cocoa shell.
So true.
Okay, have some baked beans.
Again.
No, not right now.
If this was true to life, this would be like number two favorite food for sure.
Can you give me food?
Oh, we gave her a before eating catchphrase last night.
That's what she says before dinner every night.
I demand you give me food.
It's a little assertive, but it's also kind of cute.
I'm thirsty.
No, man, your mouth.
I think you would go crazy for some chamomile tea.
I'm thirsty.
I'm thirsty.
I'm thirsty.
I'm thirsty.
I'm thirsty.
Huge, okay, we can develop the character of Mouth a little bit further.
He needs an expression for when he eats food, because he's often talking about food.
And he doesn't get angry enough for us to see him say, eat my cornhole.
He does say, I hope you're happy, a lot.
Yeah, babe, that's another one.
Ending the sentence, yeah, babe.
As a catchphrase, yeah, babe.
Is this vegan?
No, it's not vegan, though.
He's vegetarian.
But I don't think I've ever heard him say,
is this vegetarian?
Frick off.
Well, we can't just have things that are like,
when he's angry.
We have to have some things that are like when he's not angry, because he spends almost
no time in this game being angry.
I've got a new invention.
Okay, not yet.
Okay, we need to solve this.
How about before eating?
And this is kind of like a mouth plus corey combination.
He could say like, needs some.
It's a little fan service-y.
Mama?
Liz?
Needs some Mama Liz.
Needs some Mama Liz.
So it should say Needs some Mama Liz, chili oil, but Needs some Mama Liz, his cadence is so good.
It's already good.
I think I'm going to leave it as is.
We're trying to strike a balance, by the way, between having a lot of me's, which is funny,
but also deepening the relationship between our existing me's so we can get some story
lines developed here.
Because right now they're all still very much like-
I want to be the best on I-Law Grand V-Ga-Had-
They're feeling each other out still.
I don't even care what it is.
You got the best before eating catchphrase.
I can't believe we only found...
Me, I'm Mama Liz.
I can't believe we've only found one food anyone loves, and it's Daniel Plainview and baked beans, man.
Oh, his new favorite food and it's we should start feeding that we need to get these out
of here the two and the three and make it so he only eats now he only eats meatless
foods.
need some mama Liz
half of the characterization in this game is diet
it's like Chow Yun Fat said in an autumn's tale
a country is as good as its people and its people are as good as their food
nah figurehead was he was spitting with that one
and you um wait wait wait wait
Oh, what do you need?
I want to pick you up.
I want to pick you up by the head.
Bro, why is he so mercurial?
You need to be friends with Gordon Ramsay.
I think that's your current story arc.
Is you want to be friends with Gordon?
Good morning, Gordon Ramsay.
Good morning, mouse.
Ooh, Kindlewanda. Shorty. Yeah, yeah.
He said short beef. I heard him.
Captain Man? Dance or beef?
Do you think that's rolling?
Limp or...
I don't like Poly Walnuts with that look, man.
I'm not a cracker. I'm pressing well.
Wait, wait!
I think I'm gonna have a flame on my neck.
I'm gonna have a...
Oh, and I'm...
...living a mess.
Ooh.
Could have been something.
Poly Walnuts seems to be watching Daniel playing view closely.
I'm picking up a limbo.
Yeah.
I've never seen Polly with this kind of energy, man.
Daniel Plainview, hey T, good morning.
It was so drifful.
Two of them will get along well
because they're about the same age.
It is kind of crazy to think that Paulie Walnuts
is like literally a hundred years younger
than Daniel Plainview.
Now I'm closer with Daniel Plainview.
Thank you, Marrone.
Don't call me.
You're too young.
Don't call me that.
But at the same time, it's time for you
to have some more Italian food, bro.
Um, hate tea.
Hate pee.
What? I mean, I'm sorry to tell you, brother. I think you might just be back in Lasagna territory.
Yum.
It fills you up mighty nice. I don't know what you want me to say.
Lasagna kind of the perfect food in this game.
We do need, I saw Chibli make a gun yesterday that had a medello can as a silencer.
We do kind of need to make a gun for Polly Walnuts to have.
And I'm really not going to like interpolate the picture of Tony Soprano and Pie Olmai
because I think that that could take like several hours of tracing, but rolling rockets
are crazy too.
The thing with rolling rockets though is that I need the AVGN to fucking do something.
If ABGN would do something, I would feel more compelled to invest in his story, but he's
not fucking doing anything, man.
He's just sitting there, like on his ass, playing video games.
No matter how much I try, go ahead and give me some vocal styles, man.
And what are you doing right now?
I'm playing with my dolls.
Speaking of which, okay, ABGN, can we at least have you, like, make friends or something?
Eh, dude, it's...
It's too real.
It's too real. He's pondering the controller and getting steamed up.
Um...
Uh...
Ryan.
Oh.
Sorry.
My mind was elsewhere.
Bro, you need some chicken and rice.
Schnitzel could also be a great word in the ABGN vernacular.
I just can't fathom the ABGN getting down with fucking polenta, man.
It just doesn't feel right.
Your family's stuck in the house you got to add stairs or something so they can get to the beach wait
You might be right. Maybe that's why I haven't seen my family walking around the island in a bit
Then you'll plain view fucked up the walkability score the city man
Morning Mel the angry video game
He's getting there. He's got the spirit.
You know, he's the sitting one.
If you don't know by now.
Okay, so you guys need the ability to get out of your house.
Which honestly, we should also probably give the chat.
But IRL.
Need some beach stairs.
Those might just be an amenity now that I think about it.
Welcome.
They are an amenity.
Here's some stone beach stairs.
Thank you very much.
Amen.
There.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Give me out a potion that makes everyone within two feet vacate their bowels.
It's an interesting idea.
Very interesting idea.
I suppose we could also just flip our house around the other way and that could make it work.
You know what I mean?
To be honest, I don't necessarily want them to have it.
I mean this is like serious dollhouse stuff at this point.
But I just don't like the idea of my family being able to unaccident.
finding it inaccessible to get to the actual city itself so if you would be so
kind as to build a road right to our front door and then look at bro the
Streetlight could be peak.
Urban blight.
Sidewalks are not urban blight, bro.
Why is there a fourth room on the house?
Oh, you don't know Michael?
That's Michael's room, bro.
I would like to copy this.
I don't think I can do that.
I think I need to go to the store.
Yes, check the mega thread, exclamation point, Michael, to get all the information about
Michael.
Why is he called Michael?
I'm hoping we'll get an answer for that maybe even today, but it could take several
seasons to develop that the through line to that part of the story thank you very much
it's the wrong color man
welcome
Thank you very much looks pretty bad
There you go, I mean it's still it listen the island
No, do not undo the changes that we've done to the island
The island needs a little bit of work for sure because we got to build some new houses to accommodate like Elizabeth Holmes
We might end up honestly having to like
turn Daniel plain views compound into like public housing or something like
that um but we'll see okay so you didn't you weren't sure that you liked the
rabbit huh but you get every time I look at you I see you observing the
rabbit and smiling and clapping how interesting
How delightful.
Austin, they're gushing about the yummy cake they serve here.
Austin spends all day in the restaurant.
I'm a little upset right now.
Okay, well first off, trying to think of what food Austin powers would go crazy for.
It seems like the type of motherfucker that could really devour a candy apple.
Cigarettes? I think Austin Powers is canonically a non-smoker.
Because, uh, I believe that doesn't Liz Hurley ask him,
Austin, do you smoke after sex? And he goes, I don't know, baby. I've never looked.
Something like that.
It's a pretty good line.
Gold member did offer him a smoke and a pancake.
If you had to take one of Gold member's combinations of smoked items and pancakes.
Various breakfast type flatbreads. What are you taking? Yeah, but bong in a blitz is pretty
I mean that's that's high on the power rankings for sure
Cigar in a crepe
It's very kind of like French Riviera view
Richie needs to be mouth to
Good seeing you
He does light cigarettes for the sex bots. Wait, sorry. They're not called sex bots
Why did I read that verbatim?
You're not a real knower, they're called Fenbots.
They're not designed for sex, they're designed to kill Austin Powers, bro.
I've got time to kill.
I could use some good books to read.
You would fuck with The Stranger, bro.
I'll give you a book.
Funny comic for Richie Tenenbaum?
No man, I think we gotta create our own book for Richie Tenenbaum.
Don't read the news, bro.
That's fine.
We can start with a white book.
Why does he look so good?
Because there's no Margo.
Am I right?
R slash sips tea?
Why does Richie Tendonbaum look so good?
Yeah, because Margo's not on the island.
Oh, okay, this stranger...
I out there can move.
And then let's find, let's find a...
Oh, this is perfect, man.
I can absolutely...
This better not be in WebP.
JPEG IMAGE!
Don't give him the stranger?
Why? It's a good book.
He's got the maturity to handle it
without doing something he regrets.
Next one could be the death of Ivan Ilych.
This one's called The Stranger Cool. I mean this is easy man.
I don't know why it says Earth on it. Like yeah I know what planet I'm on man.
First things first, we're gonna need like, it's kinda got like, like a beige undercoat.
perhaps in this region right here. Oh that's really that's fucking good man that's fucking good
and then I mean I picked the perfect cover to make it like easy here for sure.
I'm realizing I might actually be like an undiscovered prodigy in the art world.
I'm gonna say we need a black rectangle for the next part.
Why am I replacing like tones that I actually need?
Now we can work on that in post.
You're going to give me something like...
Eyeball it.
Something like that right there looks really good.
Is the book open?
We'll just... it's called Artistic License, sweetheart.
Okay, that looks great.
And then we need two red rectangles.
Guys, I made a huge mistake.
You need to press the A button to confirm your transformation.
I should know that. I've been using Photoshop for a long time.
I can live with that.
And then this is where you really prove your fucking metal, bro.
When you want one of these, I'm going to say like that is perfect, and then duplicate
it and shrink it now it's not gonna work we need to create another one just off
centered
holy fuck
I love it.
And then I'm thinking, we could, could we make him Albert Camille?
Or is that too much?
Is that too much?
It might be too much.
Top is off by one.
It doesn't matter because once it's in the game it's going to look like four pixels
big.
even worry about that. Um, we'll fix the impost anyway.
Oh, all caps down there.
I think that looks awesome.
L'étranger.
Where my damn apostrophe at, man?
No, man, they're elevating back tick over apostrophe.
Pick me up, mom.
J. Cut what the French call a certain.
I don't know what you're missing the exanthegu will add it in post.
And now I don't even, this says, it says N-R-F, N-R-F, like I don't know what that's
from though.
And then it also says, Gallimar.
You can change the fonts.
Yeah, well, you can't change the feeling, but you can change the feeling about the feelings in a second or two. Uh-huh.
People always come around.
It's sunny in 75, buddy.
You hear that?
Can you actually?
Damn, you can too.
That's huge.
This is going to go crazy.
It's a little thick, if I may.
You should add Kevin O'Leary.
I don't really like the implications of Kevin O'Leary
being in like a, an island environment.
What kind of book is this?
That's an interesting question.
Le Tranger, can I say something?
I was wrong, the accent should actually be bigger,
but I think it doesn't really matter.
And then here's the, oh, we should add fucking bluey, man.
Here's the hard part, it's like
smoothing out
this.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I really thought I could do this in cursive.
This is like when you have to e-sign the document.
how's that? that looks fucking horrible! it literally habitalexed? wait, source?
That's literally fine.
That's awesome.
I'm not gonna draw the tail.
As long as they know it's The Stranger,
that's all that matters.
What kind of book is this?
It's The Stranger, bro.
Guys, can I ask you a question?
Why is every good movie
The Stranger
produced by Janice Films?
Like, there's not a lot of heuristics that you can rely on in the modern era.
If you start a movie on the criterion channel and you see the Janus films logo,
you know you're in good fucking hands, man.
They literally... I don't even know, they distribute, okay, but they literally
distribute like every good movie that's ever come out.
How do you stra... How do you say this? How do you strange this?
Content, Lay, Tron, J.
That's so fucking good.
That's so awesome.
It's not really a challenge, you read.
Is it terrifying?
I don't know if I say terrifying.
I guess it challenges your worldview.
Blurb.
Blurb is probably...
Nothing ever happens.
Actually, you know what the blurb should be?
I think I've struck gold.
I don't
Care?
Do...
You?
RIP Melania, you would fuck with Leitrache.
R slash anti-car Melania, be like, I don't car the you?
Yeah, you see now you're getting it.
Fubber style?
R slash anti-carmelania be like I don't card to you yeah see now you're getting
it cover style Japanese Leetrange color of the book let's give it a little yeah
I like that
I think that's perfect
It's a little off-center, but it looks so fucking good
Yeah, I think we're gonna need 15 copies of the stranger maybe
I'm sorry.
Is that Asia? Yeah, yeah, that's Asia.
Everybody on the island is fucking with Asia by Stevie Baren.
Now, Richie Tenenbaum, he needs some food.
Most Royal Tenenbaum's coated food out of all these.
I would definitely say like a perfect omelette feels very Royal Tendon Bumps coated
Have you read the stranger? Yeah, I read it I read it yesterday, but maybe it was today
maybe I'll read it again in the fall can I say something I also think Richie
Tenenbaum would fucking love Asia
He really liked it. How would you know, bro? You haven't listened to it yet.
Maybe you have listened to it. You haven't listened to it enough to fucking get it yet.
Steely Dan sucks ass. Hey buddy, fuck you.
What else does Richie Teno... I mean, I'm not gonna make him say, I'm going to kill
myself today every time he eats food okay that's too much. Famous Richie Teninbongs.
Richie. Richie. Richie. I'm searching for Richie.
Here's one Richie I'm going to kill myself tomorrow Richie says I wrote a suicide
notes Richie speaking about his suicide attempt
Richie saying I have to tell you something but he's talking to Margot
Richie's saying, yeah.
Young Richie Tenenbaum, no that's not really apropos.
I kinda think this movie is in a comedy, man.
Could just make him fart.
I mean, I'll tell you-
I speak with a loud voice.
I'll tell you one thing.
Oh, I already gave him cries when I'm angry, huh?
Wait, I'm gonna feed myself tomorrow.
I mean, it kinda makes...
It makes light of the situation.
You kind of walks like that, I would say.
Stands restlessly. Stands while adjusting glasses. I mean that's kind of like a nothing burger. He needs more, man.
Certainly feel like he meets with a...he meets with a knob.
Okay I'm gonna fill myself is actually it might be too much I'm not trying to
make light of Richie Tenenbaum's mental health concerns but that's actually
awesome. This is why it's so great to play this game with chat and definitely
I'm not I am. I'm going to.
I'm going to fill.
No, they don't have it. Fill.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay, me-self-would-be-would-be-interesting-too.
I'm going to kill myself.
I'm going to kill myself
I'm going to kill myself
I always wanted to say that.
Yes, that's true.
It should be pronounced as yummy. Thanks.
That might be too real. What else are you eating in the Royal Tenenbombs, man?
They ain't eating bulgogi in the Royal Tenenbombs. I'll tell you that much.
Roasted chestnuts ass family.
That's too much for me right now.
Never mind.
When the fuck- Oh, I thought I gave him a huge tote bag.
In the morning.
and a book of numbers and your remedies one of these surely we'll breathe out the sorrow
he's gonna love Asia bro
um hey we could play no repeats
I literally will never play no repeats with you
But you get can you get start some shit with the AVGN, okay?
Now I need you to disturb some shit now. That's not interested in AVGN
But AVGN things looks like how's our baby I'll go check on on Michael and just a sec here
This is Michael. Michael's doing okay.
Um, good morning.
Oh, he's about to level up, too.
I'm sick. I wanna check.
True thing.
I'm curious what the real me likes, or whatever.
You don't exist, man.
Tell me one thing that the real me can't live without.
You don't exist.
So, that means we can actually start to build our first original character.
Something that real Michael can't live without is, for example, an envelope.
I've got it.
You can't live without a Lamborghini.
Ursh.
Mustang.
Lamborghini Urus.
Is that right?
Well, I think I'd like the real me
because I love a Lamborghini Urus.
just the thought of it made him happy. He got so happy he leveled up. That's sad.
The baby likes a Lamborghini Urus! Cade, what's the problem?
I mean, here's a baby, so he throws tantrums. We'll let this character develop slowly.
I feel like I got one step closer to my true self forever thank you for asking by the way
oh shit oh we got a new trip we interrupt to bring you some Amy you need to ask Connor
I just received some wonderful news.
It's being reported that 20 types of island lingo are now being used on iLog Grand Villa.
Overjoyed residents have been talking all day, saying things like,
nobody can stop us from talking with all these new things to say.
In recognition of this, brother will be presented with a silver speech bubble.
A silver speech bubble.
Thanks for watching.
How about that?
I'm Amy Blue from the Doom Generation.
Yes, Michael inherited my, uh, type shit for a guy like me.
And I was talking about recently.
He also inherited, uh...
Kate's iridaki masu.
Hey, good morning.
And my baldness, that's true.
Um, I just thought that it would be good.
I mean, you have not gotten, like, a single present so far.
You're a little baby. You probably love a rubber ducky.
What's wrong with our our actual child she do be talking like that and also she learned
how to ride a bike I got a video of her yesterday learning how to ride a pedal bike without
any support from daddy. That being said, everybody gangsta on the downhills, but
once you get a little like a one or a two degree grade, all of a sudden it's
oh daddy I need a push, daddy I need a push.
YESSSSS!
What should we talk about?
What should you talk about? You should not talk about Fester's Quest with Bob Dylan.
What did you have in mind?
What should you talk about with Bob Dylan? That's easy, man.
A person they should talk about?
Reuben Carter
Stevie Wonder
We should add Stevie Wonder to the island man
You can drag me all over
Got it. I'll go talk to him about Reuben Carter
Reuben Carter was falsely tried, bro
Good morning Bob Dylan!
Do you feel like talking about?
Reuben Carter!
Sure!
So, fun fact!
Reuben Carter and I are both playing Chaferty Enthusiast.
You can't win them all.
Wait, really?
I had no idea you were into that.
Everybody must get stoned.
Next time you feel like playing Jeopardy, help me in too, everybody must get stoned.
Sure. You're more than welcome to join us. I guess this makes us buds now.
Welcome to our new friendship. This is huge.
Wait. Uh, why would you change the subject like that?
What the fuck?
Everybody must get stoned.
He hates my daughter?
It led to one of the top three tracks on the 1976 album Desire, actually.
That's all right. That's Bob's fault. That's not your fault.
She likes Kate better than you?
I like Barry's day-to-day honestly.
depends we've got a little good cop bad cop thing going on
um what else you got going on here
she is a bit of a scaredy cat if I'm being honest she was tweaking last night
Kate
you know what she is in night owl too but I want to see her on the island
she should be able to change her clothes as she sees fit she's pretty quirky
does she still hate the piglings
no I don't know what she was scared of last night she was like
She was kicking her blankets off like crazy in the bed.
But it wasn't Piglin related as far as I know.
She likes Tamago Sushi, go ahead and have an omelet.
I think she just needed to go to the bathroom, but she wouldn't go.
That's too, too real.
It's a marriage load of love! Who made this, Cupid?
It's like Cupid shot an arrow from its bow and it hit both of them in the ass!
Fucking pervert get out of here, AVGN.
This is literally world, do not...
Don't do this!
Oh, wait, this is too real.
I thought they were gonna do a bit about how apparently it's all fun and games
when daddy gets splashed but as soon as mommy gets splashed it's uh everything goes to defcon too
but i should know by now i mean i've been married for 12 years at this point i should
know by now there's a couple double standards yes bro said hum makes sense he why is he talking like
Like, like, Richie's animal.
Bro, do you, you desperately need a copy of The Stranger right now?
No, I can't give him a copy of The Stranger because then he'll read books instead of playing with his NES controller.
Wait, wait, wait, would you further develop this relationship, please?
What's the matter? I just can't... move?
Will this... a scoosh of that hand?
Oh, I'm starting to feel better.
I vowed to return the favor one day.
Anyone would have helped.
Oh, now I still fucking hate him.
Hey, we're leveling up like crazy now.
I'll give him a rolling rock as soon as he produces one clip.
She's not produced a single clip yet.
Two more wishes we get Central, Eastern Europe.
It's tough.
Do you think?
There's got to be one that's just Italy.
Italy has enough tourism cachet to get its own.
Because I want to make sure we're sending
Polly Walnuts to Italy.
Who are we sending to Eastern Europe?
Oh, there's a Mediterranean one, even better.
What's going on at Tamoria?
The three outcasts on the island talking again.
The punk pack?
I can resist squishing a cat's toe beans.
I'm 1950s Austin with the Pompadour baby, very cool, very greaser baby, yeah!
Those aren't worth as much as you think.
They're worth 15 Beatles.
I've had upwards of 15 Beatles in my pockets.
All at once.
They're not too fast for me.
You're the baddest me around, Austin Perbert.
Rosecott more Beatles in Mark David Chapman baby, yeah!
That's not very nice.
That's not it's the first thing that popped into my brain, but I should have thought about it a little more closely
Is that Gordon Ramsay Kate you you recognize him you're the first person to guess this is Gordon Ramsay and not Ellen DeGeneres
Good morning. I thought time to kill I could use some good books to read
Now right now, Gordon, I need to develop relationships before I make the joy of cooking.
This is the riskiest part, is feeding Gordon something that you cook, because he didn't
really fuck with the first food we gave him.
This is my polenta with some porcini mushrooms on top.
With the cauliflower puree on the side.
Delightful.
The plant is cooked perfectly.
You don't need it.
I've got time to kill.
I could use some good books to read.
Not right now, man.
Nathan, we gotta...
We gotta get you out of here, man.
You're doing an ex-Saint Jude thing, but I uh...
Yeah, thank you. Thank you, Sir Toasty.
Just give him late-trongé.
I've got time to kill you.
No! Just go on your phone like anybody else.
Account created 2012.
He'll be back. He just needs to submit it on band request.
Um...
I'm not going to give him the stranger because I don't want Gordon Ramsay to be walking around
reading the stranger.
I want him to be going around reading the joy of cooking or some shit like that.
You got to give him something?
Bet.
Broken Apple Mango.
Level up, you motherfucker.
Relgis likes mango.
It might be the best tasting fruit, so that's no surprise.
We all know Gordon Ramsay's a real eater.
Can I get a level up on Gordon Ramsay to add a little more character to him?
What would Gordon Ramsay like?
I think I think Gordon Ramsay would like a globe because he travels around the world.
Why not give him the book?
Because it's going to fuck up his character to be reading The Stranger when instead we
could have him reading a cookbook and we'll laugh about it every time because we'll be
like look at him he's a chef reading a cookbook because that's funny if we give him too many
books then it's not always gonna hit when we see what he's reading okay when ending a sentence he
says you donkey when I mean he says idiot sandwich it's fucking raw as a catchphrase it's raw
It's raw. Fuck me. Is there a quirk for it like takes off his shirt a lot?
He has a tendency of taking off his shirt
Wait, whoa, whoa, this is so much better before eating
It's raw
Cause it's about food.
It's blood, it's bloody raw.
I do need to give him loud voice too.
That's the next, next thing.
This quirk has to be booming voice, scary voice.
You could give him a topless shirt that looks like a male torso with nipples, and then have
him change his own clothes.
Okay, wait, that's you are a creative thinker.
You are a very creative thinker.
What is a solution?
A trinity?
Michael's got problems, man.
With an airbrush six pack.
Michael seems curious about chat.
Bro, chat seems curious about Michael.
Hi, Michael.
Hi, Michael.
Hi, Michael.
Hi, Jack.
Hi, Jack.
Hi, Jack.
Hi, Jack.
Hi, Jack.
Hi, Jack.
Hi, Jack.
Hi, Jack.
talking about Luna's mix chat you're like mine if it's someone who's one day old
how does that make you feel Connor's not doing anything
Peloton turned up in the photo but how a honor it's time to force the issue
What's up with Conor McDavid?
I need them to either commit or get off the pod here.
You dropped something. It looks important.
Thank you.
You dropped your copy of Asia on vinyl.
I'll take good care of it.
It isn't Conor McDavid.
Fuck it, let's ruin Richie Tenenbaum's life.
I don't give a fuck what you think about that garbage can, man.
Wait, she's kinda having a moment.
Morning, Richie Tenenbaum.
Do you feel like talking about Judo?
I could see Judo showing up in a Wes Anderson style montage of like hobbies that they pursued
in their kids.
And it's like they start with a tight zoom in on Chaz, Ten and Bomb, throwing another
kid over his shoulder and then zooming out and then he goes like this.
I could totally see that scene.
And it's like a crash zoom out.
It's like a really fast zoom out and then it holds and Chaz goes,
I could see it 100%.
Wait, wait, wait.
You guys are friends now?
Richie Tenenbaum has his first friend.
That's big.
What will be Richie Tenenbaum's nickname?
What will be Amy Blue's nickname?
Obviously, you're Amy Margot, too.
Hey, Margot, too.
Richie Tenenbaum's nickname.
Amy Blue would call him
Nepo Baby
Top of the morning, Nepo Baby
Not Nepo Baby
Nepo Baby, how goes it?
Nepo Baby
Minus two missed your wife's message
message? Hey, can I get a re-up? Can I get a re-up on the message?
Hey, Nippo Baby!
You know the person you need to add on the island? You should add my mom.
That's a trap right there. I'm not adding my mother-in-law to the island.
I hope Margot 2 shows me all the tricks of the trade.
What? Would I know what kind of quirks to give her? Yes, I would. Yes, I would.
She don't watch the stream? Yeah, but her daughter do. Her daughter do though.
Amy Blue from The Dune Generation.
I've really run out of stuff that I know about you at all.
I speak with a loud voice. I speak with a radiant voice.
Public farder. We can't give everybody public farder. It's it's too much of a good thing
As a catchphrase
She needs something she needs something she needs and she needs something that
Reinforces her character a little bit more
If you could say her own name like a Pokemon, just kill her off already, spoilers.
Make something up, give her a paintbrush.
Can I just, I'm doing my own catchphrases.
Here's what she's gonna do.
Her character, one of her defining personality traits is being from the 90s.
catchphrase is going to be it is the 90s. Can I can I just go back in here and
And then...
Dot dot dot.
And then we put a little extra sauce on it.
It is the 90s.
And then comma after all.
This is like Amy Blue's sitcom catchphrase.
Do you want gravy on your fries?
Ah, sure, it is the 90s after all.
Ahahahahaha.
It is the 90s, after all, it is the 90s, after all.
Would absolutely work.
Minus two, he's losing it.
You haven't even seen this movie.
Librarian, how did you see Mile and Kids?
It is the 90s, after all.
How did you see my land kits?
You don't live in Montreal.
Thank you.
Now I feel more like myself.
It is the 90s, after all.
That's literally good.
Everyone that minus twoed me is now there seeing the error of their ways.
Okay, wait, you reeled me back in?
This is why you need...
Sometimes it's good to cook by committee and sometimes it's good to have an o-tour in the kitchen.
One more wish gives us central Europe.
Well, let's grant a wish then, bro.
Let's grant a wish.
We really not have a karate DVD, and I mean, I feel like that would go crazy.
Both Dan and ABGN are very karate coded.
And Trinity He, that's true!
Alright, who's going to Central Europe?
We interrupt to bring you some breaking news.
Hey, did you see Michael has your eyes?
My head and hairline, but your eyes for sure.
The Central Eastern Europe tour is now available via travel tickets at the Wishing Fountain.
Sighs of relief visit her throughout the island, and one resident is quoted as saying,
I hope my roommate is gifted a trip soon.
I could really use the long time.
You should not have another child. I was telling Chad if we had a second kid.
I've already been at it. So someone can leave the meeting.
If it was also like me, much like our daughter is, like it would be, it might be too much.
Thanks for watching.
I'm Kate. Interrupt today.
if we hire old and we had one kid like me and one kid like you I think that would
be a great balance but if we had three people in the household who are like me
I mean that's just it's all fucked up you know what I think we should send
Connor McDavid to Central Europe maybe he could get like a check goaltender or
something to help him out in the playoffs I mean he could maybe he
We can go to Germany with Leon Drysidle.
Oh, are you really giving me a Central Eastern Europe chore?
Thank you so much.
I hate MacDavid. He keeps icing Amy Blue.
Amy needs to at least make her intentions known, cause Connor MacDavid does-
AHHHHH!
Connor and Bob!
Connor and Bob in Slovenia!
Walking through Sigišvada, Romania.
and he kind of hit that too
next location please
bro you're not playing the star until the next round
bro's talking about astronomy
Living the mountain life in Coffree, Stitsa, Bulgaria.
Thank you.
That's cute, man.
They're fitted up.
This is the day of the expanding man?
That was a wonderful trip.
I mean, we're on vacation. That makes sense.
Thanks so much for letting me take it.
Here, I brought you a souvenir.
Is he talking slower than usual?
You got an embroidered handkerchief needs a carbolo to
You need some schnitzel bro, actually, you know what lasagna seems like a hockey player food young
Watching for the last hour makes me want to switch in this game. I'm like semi embarrassed, but also I think it's awesome
I've literally played like 27 hours of Tomodachi life.
And it has a weird curve where like playing an hour of it almost feels like too much.
But once you've played for an hour, playing for five hours seems not even close to enough.
Like the first hour you're like, I think I'm out of stuff to do.
You break through a wall and then you're like, wait, I can do anything.
And then you fucking do it.
We should make Solaire, man.
We gotta make Elizabeth Holmes.
Like, that's the thing.
I was like, we're gonna start the stream by making Elizabeth Holmes, but I've had too
much shit to do.
Like, Mouth and Connor McDavid aren't even friends yet.
Oh, damn.
AVGN is holding court, man.
Daniel Plain...
I've abandoned my stove!
I've abandoned my stove!
Fuck it bro, maybe Connor McDavid and Gordon Ramsay would get along.
Um, hello.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Connor McDavid.
Hey, Connor McDavid.
I'm your fancy, you donkey.
This is real.
A hockey player quoting Meet the Parents is real as fuck.
The only thing is, meet the parents a little cerebral for your average NHL-er.
They really seem like they're more of like, wedding crashers, the other guys coded, but still.
I feel like the average NHL player, if they saw Ben Stiller, they would want to pick him up and stuff him into a trash can.
But they're really fucking with Vince Vaughn for sure.
I forgot what her room looks like.
I'd love it if my clothes looked a little cooler. God damn you, Cypher.
They literally can't look cooler. You look great how you are.
Oh, you think?
They're the coolest clothes that have ever existed and when the movie came out everybody started to dress like you.
Thanks.
I'll keep wearing this. God damn you, Cypher.
Calling me the parents cerebral is crazy. Bro, there's doctors in the movie.
You don't think Dr. Bob is a little cerebral?
Um...
Good morning.
Okay, have you ever seen this?
Daniel Plainview loves baked beans. It's literally the only food I've ever fed him.
And probably the only food I ever will feed him.
Gregg's a male nurse. Yeah, but he got 98% out on his MCATs.
Pancake's true though.
We'll make a milkshake, okay? We'll make a milkshake for Daniel Plainby.
But I think they might actually have milkshake in the game. I've just never seen it.
It is in the game.
Okay EA sports.
Bro, we're feasting on the plain view level up slowly.
I love it if my clothes look a little cooler.
You look great how you are.
Great.
Huh?
I literally gave you like the perfect fit for yourself based on what I have right
now.
$3,000 man. Even by plane view standards that's a lot of money. We need some fucked up pants
for chat man these pants are not fucked up enough they actually just kind of make you look cool
i didn't want any more lunas mix bro
I
Zelda tea and cargo shorts
The Zelda Triforce shirt would be so awesome
Thanks
damn he's doing analog YouTube they're saying an NES controller is worth twice
as much as a peloton I'm steaming up over that this is probably what it felt
like when you published that first video five millennials in the comments
going wait wait probably the first comments were like nice try fester's
quest isn't that bad I played this is a fuck you I played this game as is
as a kid and it was awesome LOL.
Maybe it's time for Elizabeth Holmes.
Waaay!
They'll never look at a Lamborghini Urus without trembling after listening to this Asia.
They could both afford a Lamborghini Urus.
What are you listening to?
Oh, Asia, huh?
I also think we do need to add some more albums
to increase the variance of our Mad Libs.
Other easy albums to add, Beatles' White albums are given.
Also Weezer's Blue album, but with four Mies on the cover.
The Blue album for Weezer would be so awesome.
Close to the Edge by Yes.
There's a lot of various tones of green on that.
I'm not sure if I could recreate that.
But first I think we need um well first we need to play shadow quiz with
Pollyball nuts then let's make Elizabeth home. Here should play red light
green light
here we go green light red light I've never won this green light red light
Green light, red light, caught you moving, you lose, brother, Maron.
Every time, man.
Every time.
Hey, you can't win them all.
But you can get this as a consolation prize, Maron.
I have like 12 boxes of kiss shoes dude.
Wait, Dan just hit the end of his loop.
He's doing the other half of the marathon.
All right, well, I think the island's going pretty well.
Trinity moving a little slow these days, but that's OK.
OK, let's add a me from scratch.
You know exactly what picture we're pulling up
for Elizabeth Holmes.
Wade, we could so easily make Remain in Light and just put four mes in the picture and then
color their faces with like red over top. That would totally work. So we want this picture of
Elizabeth Holmes. This one right here. Yep, I got it. I typed Elizabeth Holmes and it came up
perfectly so this is obviously Elizabeth Holmes cool and then pictures a little big
I'm just gonna say it man she's got me face
like the me kind of makes itself it doesn't look right without this okay
I mean look at how how plainly her features are laid out here
No, it's not quite that big, but it's not quite that small.
That's too much, that's too pointed, too much jaw.
I think it's that, I think it's this.
Skin tone seems about right.
talking about hair in like a curated but messy bun. You know what? You probably want to get
the eyes under control. Like let's start with hair color. The hair color might be something
like this. But we got to wait till we get the right style. And that obviously is not right.
But we just need something that evokes the visage of her first before we dial in on
what actually was something like that, for example. What? She's blonde? Yeah, this is blonde, bro.
Okay, start off with something like that.
Now we need, her eyes are extremely this.
And they're obviously blue.
They're even more blue than this.
They're like that.
And then, I'm thinking we need two tasteful eyebrows, or eyelashes.
You know it's true to the picture, but it makes it too uncanny, because we're also going
to want a little sparkle in there.
that much. This hair isn't it? This is literally a rough draft, okay? You have to chill out
a little bit. And the nose is like Michael Fassbender as David from Prometheus. The mouth
is of extreme importance. The mouth, this might be the first actual character with
lips we've ever had. It certainly needs to be lower.
Okay wait we're starting to we're starting to get here.
Yeah that is much better. We're starting to get something that that looks right.
It's giving Miranda Sings a little bit.
He's giving Miranda Sings a touch.
Maybe it would be better off just with no.
No, I don't know.
It has to be lips.
Although...
Nah, I don't think so, man.
Are you looking at the same person?
Guys, you have to give it a second.
This is why you work in drafts, okay?
I don't know how far you made it scholastically,
but you have to do a first draft before you do a second pass.
We got lots of stuff on the go here like one thing's for certain bro. She needs ears
A little bit Avenue Q coded right now, but it's okay
Now we can use some hair. This is where I need your help chat.
There's buns. There's buns. Scroll down to the buns.
I think you're right. I think this might be a bangs and back separately. Bangs are very
Unnecessary they can only do harm
It's giving Kim Wexler
I happily have to disagree like that's the front but flipped
And then the back is like a kind of a messy bun not that not that
No, no, definitely not. I guess you're right. If I wanted a bun, maybe go back to the buns.
This is looking more... I'd like to be able to see some of it from the front, you know?
that was the one you're thinking like like this and then we need to go we
certainly need to change eyebrows in forehead. The higher one. Okay. I'm gonna be fucking
furious if we can't get an emblematic Elizabeth Holmes because her me face is so prominent,
bro. Okay. She needs lighter eyebrows. The eyebrows are much more like that's starting
to give. Okay, now, now everything else, the mouth is of the utmost importance. Let's just
start with a rough draft. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's coming together. Everything
goes down one because the forehead needs to have some prominence. I don't say that to
be insulting. I have a large forehead myself. I think the nose is all right. Now that's
crazy. To Gwyneth Paltrow. This is literally we could stop here. This is Gwyneth Paltrow.
So I know we're on to something because she does look a little bit like Gwyneth Paltrow,
but this is one-to-one Gwyneth Paltrow.
Now all I can see is Gwyneth.
I think we need the eyes are too puppety.
maybe down one and one further apart.
If I may, I'm like the the nose.
The eyebrows come down one. The nose needs to be like
less prominent. Not no nose, but like she the nose is wearing her instead of her
wearing the nose. That's obviously an alien. That's nothing. Could you shrink it? Like I
said, could you shrink it? That's true. That's not the shrink button. Wait, just one shrinking
have done so much.
And then I think you go, you go even lower,
and you go smaller eyebrows.
The forehead is getting a little big.
Crazy that she's in jail for 11 years.
They literally made girl bossing a crime.
I'm going to say it, we could mess with the eyes a little bit.
I think giving her smaller eyes now gives us the freedom to put on the lower lashes.
No, that's nightmarish.
We're going to play it cool with one eyelash.
Something's not quite right though.
It's just, I think maybe because the mouth is like 90% of the width of her face.
starting to come together but it's just not it's really good
but it's just not it's not a hundred percent Elizabeth yet because there's
just a certain smugness to her
that we have not yet tapped into.
It's never, it's not that, it's not.
I think one bigger on the eyes.
It could also be the eyes that look most like the picture.
Don't evoke the spirit of her the best.
Now that obviously looks way too huge now.
What if instead of those, we went with these?
And then we made them slightly...
Closer together, that's the wrong button.
Now that, I think that's about right, man.
What about like a little built-in eye shadow?
But now change the mouth back for some smugness.
Wait! Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. And then...
No, no, you're right.
The prominent eyelashes becomes way too JK Rowling.
I like the eyes, but maybe we need a little...
I use these eyes for everything, you know.
That's South Park Eye.
sleepy. They don't need to be closer together. The width is fine. That's evil. Too nice.
What do you think about this?
Up one?
It's more difficult than I thought, to be honest with you.
I really thought it would be automatic.
You had it before?
You're talking about with the OGs?
The OGs with the tilts.
Not that much tilts.
But then, now I see what you're saying about maybe move them one closer together.
I mean this does, this says Elizabeth Holmes to me.
And I think a turtleneck will really bring it together as well.
Okay, now what is she has cheekbones kind of like, but not that big, but she does have
cheekbones.
too much she has makeup cheekbones I don't know how to do that doesn't really
have those kind of you know what she's kind of got that doesn't really have
that doesn't really have that I mean I guess she is like 22 in this picture
imagine change the bangs bro like we're playing a nintendo switch to game how
much better do you think the bangs are gonna get then a side part on the right
side of the face like we're just saying like saying on real engine six okay I
think we're doing all right there there is always this
Oh man, no, it's not going to be that.
It's not going to be that.
Bigger ears is real.
I don't know.
I'm a little disappointed to be honest.
I think this is like...
It's turned out to be surprisingly less evocative than I thought it would be.
I guess we do want our eyes to be big enough that it comes across as a caricature.
Why did going up one eye size just make this look just like her?
One eye size changed everything.
Now it looks just like her.
Plus a turtle neck and I think we're good to go.
She has five foot nine girl boss energy.
And then for the most important part.
Elizabeth.
I'm not gonna give her makeup. That's just we're playing with fire on that one
Elizabeth Holmium my name is Elizabeth Holm
You are a female
You are probably like literally my age if I had the guests
Well, I think there's a chance maybe you were born in 1987
But I she's 42. Oh damn. She's kind of she's kind of honks status
My name is Elizabeth Holmes now your delivery is my name is Elizabeth Holmes. Yeah, it's nice to meet you
My name is Elizabeth on the pitch. She's like it's nice to my name is Elizabeth. Oh, my name is Elizabeth. Oh
It's nice to meet you
Today is April 24th, 2026.
We're living in Elizabeth Holmes.
My name is Elizabeth Holmes.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Elizabeth Holmes.
It's not.
My name is Elizabeth Holmes.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 24th.
My name is Elizabeth Holmes.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 25th.
My name is Elizabeth Halls.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 20th.
My name is Elizabeth Halls.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 24th, 2026.
So, how does this work?
My name is Elizabeth Hall.
My name is Elizabeth.
My name is Elizabeth Halls.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 24th, my name is Elizabeth Holmes. It's nice to meet you
Today, my name is why did they put tone 2 in the game?
My name is Elizabeth Holmes
It's nice. My name is Elizabeth Holmes. It's nice to meet you
Today is April 24th, 2026
Super Bob Dylan, that's right.
sound. My name is Elizabeth Homes. It's nice. My name is Elizabeth Hall. My name is Elizabeth
Homes. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 20th. My name is Elizabeth Hall. My name is
Elizabeth Homes. It's nice to meet you. Wait this is really good. Today is April 24th,
2026 so how does this voice sound that's her she's not related to anybody else on
the island her movement yeah well here's this is tough there's so if I may
but somebody I need to get the personality chart because I don't want
her to just be like another ambitious person. So I need a personality chart, homodachi life,
and I'll find a character that I've not had yet.
I don't think we have Headstrong yet.
A determined self-starter
cuts their own path, letting nothing stand in their way,
quick to execute plans.
We definitely do not have that yet.
And it fits her.
So Headstrong is
fully quick,
She's giving purple energy let's build a house for Elizabeth Holmes yeah like as if she hasn't had enough help man
I think honestly you and Daniel playing view of vibe I think you could live on
like start-up island or whatever this is basically like why combinator hey you
must be brother it's nice to meet you my name is Elizabeth Holmes I'm an
ambitious maverick I want to experience everything this world has to offer I
I live life on my own terms and try to be my only thanks in advance for looking
after me here so many thanks for looking after you here we need she's more
like stop start in the voice but okay what would you eat but we don't have
of soiling in the game, unfortunately.
You strike me as a big peptide consumer.
No.
Hey, I tell ya.
You couldn't make soiling.
And you obviously need a fit as well.
Now the dream fit for you,
is a turtleneck. We have a sweater. Please tell me I have a turtleneck. I have a
cardigan. I have a sweatshirt. No turtleneck yet? No turtleneck. It was right
there. Never mind. Turtleneck.
Okay, it looks like a crew neck to me, but you're right, it is a total neck.
It doesn't come in black?
Are we trolling here?
I have to make it.
She has to have it.
I'm not going gray.
doesn't wear gray. And I can even make the turtleneck more turtley as a result, maybe.
I mean, it should be like insanely easy. It's like spinal tap. It's literally just that.
then ideally they would also let me fill this in.
But just the black shirt is like, that's good enough.
Maybe we could hear me out.
We could make an accessory that goes over top.
That's just like a black neck shirt.
I don't even know what to call it
Give her a I give her a scarf, but like a flat scarf with no layers
You can't make accessories in the game
Well, I mean if we're gonna do this like
I we don't need to save that
Me if we're gonna do that we'll just buy a shirt I
I could just buy her a black sweatshirt for the time being.
We should make Reverend Toler.
That's not a bad idea.
You strike me as a slackswearer.
me as a... straight me as... she should have been a cat socks enjoyer but instead she got
pushed into start-up culture. Sad story. And then give him a bomb vest. Spoilers I haven't
finish the movie yet. I'm pissed off. It's okay. We could do better, but it's okay.
And then your room right now, I know exactly what I want your room to be for the time being.
You might need to shop for it.
For right now.
Welcome.
Daniel Plainfield.
Your room should be chalkboard set.
Maybe I haven't gotten chalkboard set yet.
I mean we could temporarily give you this and then when you become distraised, that's
when you go to prison.
I already had one of these.
Wait, this is real as fuck, though. It even says blood donation right behind my head.
Yeah, this is different. Thank you.
Wait, no, no, no, no, you need food! You need more! You need to level up!
You need to be eating like the type of shit that founders eat
What type of shit would founders eat I
Mean pretty much like just meat actually a lot of organ meat with no carbs makes a lot of sense
Good maybe it's what you deserve
Is reduced happiness
So far so good, I'm happy with that.
It is 1134!
Do you know what 1134 means, bro?
It means there's a new item at the afternoon market.
We're running a special sale today.
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Conor McDavid, if you got drafted by the Edmonton Oilers, oh wait.
You know the one.
Yeah, I'll take it, man.
Thanks a lot.
Be sure to...
Who are you again? Oh, Gordon Ramsay, that's right.
I'm familiar with you.
Um, Amy?
Um...
I want to see...you're a big part of today's storyline.
She's not willing to risk it all anymore, though.
But I mean, again, I really think we need like a put up or shut up moment from Amy and Connor's stat.
Just wait till Dan's not there.
Oh, good luck with that.
Oh, too nervous.
Some knees are planning on gathering here.
Amy Blue started pissing me off a little bit. She doesn't have enough characterization to be acting this flippant.
Huh.
Please don't ask for a book bro.
I want some plain clothes.
Something that'll let me blend into the crowd and go unnoticed. You donkey.
I think that's fine. I think you should have multiple outfits.
She put him in the pilot outfit.
Something that'll help Gordon Ramsay go unnoticed.
I feel like this is very much like Gordon's casual fit.
And it's really just the defaults.
Your breathtaking type fit.
Wait, this could be big.
Get that mango out of your tummy.
Could you please have a relationship with Mouth?
I know I'm trying to force this.
You guys just met today or whatever, but...
I would very much love if Malf would have like a single friend on the island.
Well, I can't really interrupt the meal though, I'm sorry to say.
He does look more Ellen-coded now for sure.
Awww!
Are we looking at the same individual here?
I think if you're not internet poison, that's wholesome.
Alright, they're laying it on the little thick.
We're all internet poisons speak for yourself man. I'm seeing the good in my fellow man
You're treating yourselves like you're Helga from the celebration bro. Just chill. They ain't done anything wrong
This is real as fuck let's get it up and get some girls and go to the peach tree dance
Yeah, let's get it up and go to the peach tree dance find some girls
He goes.
Screenshot that and then delete all the icons so it's the only thing I see.
Oh, he's taking a little nap.
No, he's ace.
That's what he found out he was ace, bro.
Who's at the peach tree dance?
Let me guess, Richie Tannenbaum needs some help.
Oh, Connor McDavid wants to play a game.
Here's a game.
How about you don't do a no look backwards pass.
Let the Anaheim duck score a shorthanded goal on you, bro.
Hope the bears will two times, and make my gondolas stop at the very bottom.
You can hold down the-
Yeah, I know.
Let's get-
Wee.
I'm the best to ever motherfucking do it, man.
Give it one last hope.
Nice.
And then you're going to give me a harmonica and this season is going to start to pop.
Congratulations, you won.
Time to pop.
Is this fishing lure?
A fishing lure.
Not going to lie, Shogi Tile would have gone crazy, but...
He's going to ask for a bench.
Bob hasn't eaten anything in a bit.
He loves corn flakes.
We have not yet fed him a schnitzel.
He drives fast cars and he eats fast food.
We need a Bob Dylan catchphrase before he eats something.
That could be today's goal.
Did I clock him or did I clock him?
How does it meal is pretty good.
But how does it meal is really fucking good.
I'm Bob Dylan!
Once to be friends with Polly Walnuts, we'll fucking set it up bro!
I talked to Luna about Ruben Carter, but we didn't really have much in common.
Whoa! Luna thinks Ruben Carter actually did that shit?
Whoa! Could we get Chip's drama, emo?
Bob Dylan would never have a chord change like that.
La la la, butter.
He'll be friends with Polly Walnuts.
Blah.
Bob Dylan.
Hate tea.
Just tell that phrase in a plan.
Bob Dylan saying blah is so good.
Just have some fun.
Bob Dylan telling his friend he doesn't feel like adulting today.
Then the islands look in positively cosmopolitan.
Bob Dylan is such a generic character compared to the others.
Bro, Amy from the Doom generation is giving us nothing.
Bob would like to spend some time in Moe's Ambeek.
And we finally got there.
This is gonna blow his arc wide open.
We definitely need a fuck ass steam clock.
Now what was it?
We definitely need to add a couple more pieces of media.
But I think one treasure worth adding, don't say Joey's the worst song on desire, bro.
Like you're literally trolling me.
Obviously the worst song on desire is Mozambique.
Joey's like the fourth best song.
Weezer blue album cover.
Make ride on time.
I would, but who do you think I am?
What's the name of that artist again?
I saw his prints for sale in Japan and I was like,
dude, maybe we should get one of those
and display it behind me so people know that I'm a knower.
Weezer, believe me.
Meezer is perfect, or Weezer.
Weezer is fine.
Not that song, Yamashita.
I'm talking about the artist who did the West Coast style art.
Hokusai, there you go.
Hiroshi Nagai, that's it, it's not Hokusai,
it's Hiroshi Nagai.
We did an original Hiroshi Nagai behind us stat, man.
Hiroshi, are you watching?
I think he's like 81 years old.
Okay, Hokusai did the famous, the one of the waves that I see in every sushi restaurant.
Good for him, man.
He must be rolling it.
How does he do it?
Oh, he's 400.
Okay, he's 400 years old.
I'm hearing.
Well, this one, I'm embarrassed I even need to put this up on the screen, man.
Also, you can't see it for some reason.
Okay.
One second.
Oh, this image of Weezer Blue.
I'm going to go ahead and say it.
This one should be pretty simple.
First thing, and I would say this is of pivotal importance.
We need the right blue, no that's a little too vibrant, that's pretty fucking good, that's
pretty fucking good.
And then if you would just give me black, we will then make this, say, Weezer.
Can you sing the Weezer riff?
It's so crazy that they've been around for like 50 years.
And yet I know exactly what you're talking about.
You're talking about...
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Good smart?
Once Dan sees this, he's gonna freak the fuck out, man.
Okay, that looks awesome.
And then.
The problem with this stance is that we only get faces.
now I'll be honest with you Dan needs to be Rivers Cuomo oh wait no we can get
their torsos too and then just draw on some pants or we could just instead of
drawing the legs we could just put four upper bodies on it and say to be honest
That's probably better than me having to draw it myself.
You got the space for four of them, though.
Hey, we started there.
I think people would agree that that's close enough.
Yes, make Dan shorter. I don't need to make Dan shorter. Dan is shorter. Give me a mouth
on the right here. Who would be the, dude, Richie Tenenbaum? Michael Crazy. Richie Tenenbaum,
I might go crazy in that one.
Oh, that means we need to leave a little bit of space.
I made them all too big, man.
I'm not saying it can't be done, but I don't think there's a button that does that.
AVGN is very weasel coated as well.
Why do I feel like this is still going to be, but it makes Dan look so small.
It's too big again. No, man. I think if I squeeze it, it'll be okay.
Pretty sure that's the same size.
But it looks so good.
His bullshit.
All right, that looks awesome.
Weezer more like squeezer.
That's pretty funny, too. The same size again. This is not the same size again.
It is. It's not. He's obviously not past a halfway point here. Give me Polly Walnuts.
This band needs some poly walnuts energy.
Fuck, it is too big.
Can I just grab the whole thing and make it smaller?
Did she turn on the grid?
Okay fucking...
Tron.
Basically, I'm saying I don't know what that means.
Now that's way too tiny.
Damn, I didn't know you guys loved Weezer so much.
It's the same size.
No, it's not, man. No, it's not.
No, this is gonna work.
Motherfucker, man, it's too big.
It's too big.
Now, you know what? As long as it fits, I'm okay with this.
it captures the fucking the image what the hell have I done go back and make
each one one size smaller I literally I literally don't know how to do that I
literally don't know how to do that if I could I would but I don't know how to
you that. Does anyone select by dragging? I can't fucking drag and just get the AVGN bro.
That's insane. Why is AVGN there? He has Weezer energy. I don't know what they tell you.
You put them on the same layer?
They're on the same layer on the elbow!
Like he's so small like this man.
They mean the ZR to a layer?
I don't know what that means, I didn't go to art school.
I think I might have to restart from zero, bro.
Yep, they're too fucking crowded and they're the wrong size.
ZR doesn't do anything and copies the color!
But I need to go to fucking pro mode and I don't even know how to do that.
When you are placing, oh when you're, I didn't know that, that's huge, thanks for the tip.
How do I turn the grid on as well?
Placing?
zr puts it on what what is this shit okay this this would be the higher layer
settings in the top right will turn on grid
Wait, this is actually Peek?
Surely.
Surely we could fit four on this.
Because I'm taking up like halfway, or a one-quarter way I should say.
And then we place our Daniel, we scale him to a quarter, and then place him.
Wait, this is so much better!
Why wasn't I doing this the whole time?
The grid is going to revolutionize the way that I play this game.
Okay, so we did we struggle a little bit while we were making this?
Yeah, we struggled a little bit while we were making it.
Did it eventually create a wonderful lesson
And the fucking awesome piece of art.
I think the answer to that is fucking obvious.
This shit looks fucking sick, bro.
This shit looks incredible.
What kind of music is this?
I'll just call this Weezer.
It's not like we're adding another Weezer album.
I mean, my ass is not adding like a gratitude content.
It's a charming album.
The vibe is the vibe is pretty poppy, I would say, wait, it kind of does have like a little
That's awesome. Alright, now to seed it throughout the island.
What is this image even called? It's called Image.
All right, who canonically would have this album?
There's absolutely no doubt Daniel would have this album.
He gave him a weasel.
He also desperately needs to eat a schnitzel.
Why are we in rags?
That's not nice.
Those are your best clothes, Chad.
a statement piece. Oh shit, Daniel level incoming. Why are our best clothes rags? That
style is none of my business quite frankly.
Zelda T and cargo pants also very valuable for sure.
That would be big for chat.
Now I want to play a game, but I don't want to play a game.
I literally hit let's play when I was trying to rush and say don't play that, but that's all right.
That was a hell of a shot!
Can you put Winter Herzog on the island? Yeah, but I'm gonna sleep.
Uh, Julie and Donkey boy this weekend first. One of these days, man, that doesn't look
like a fucking harmonica. A covered book, when I could have had like a, I don't know,
what is that, like a marmot? Um, hey, good afternoon.
I literally have this exact outfit too, which is crazy.
You need this.
You would love the Blue Elm by Weezer.
Especially the first four tracks.
First four tracks go crazy.
What you get?
My name is Jonas.
No one else.
The world has turned and left me here.
And then Buddy Holly.
I mean, that's kind of an all-time run.
Ah.
Alright, man.
Alright.
You're not fucking with Undone?
Oh, I'm fucking with Undone.
It's a new mail.
Ah, yeah, well your mistress's eyes are nothing like the sun, buddy.
I think he would fuck with the blue album for sure.
Yep, confirms.
It's a discload of fun!
Who made this?
River's Cuomo?
Yeah, it's a river!
A river of enjoyment!
Bro, do something.
Say your catchphrase, bro.
Eat a donor kebab and say your kejphrase.
For really hasn't done shit? He really has not, he's added absolutely nothing to the
islet.
But this could help.
before eating I mean this one just seems odd you're gonna have to give me like
10 minutes to write this I'd rather eat
I'd rather eat the... imagine if it auto-completed the whole way?
Nah man.
Rotten?
Assholes.
He's kind of got a way with words of a roadkilled, skunk, skunk, skunk, skunk, skunk, skunk,
I don't think we're going to be able to fit and drown her with beer in there.
Okay, wait, the character of ABGN is starting to come together.
I'd rather eat the rotten asshole with a roadkill to scum.
I always wanted to say that.
Oh, good.
Malmstead to come into his own on the island a little bit.
I like seeing him get his confidence back.
Austin's bored and wants some company.
Okay, man.
You know what?
You would love Elizabeth Holmes.
Austin Powers loves strong female characters.
Hello there, Austin Powers.
I'm known as Elizabeth Holmes.
I'm telling you all my story, our dreams for the future, baby.
Yeah, it's very chagadelic.
They can diagnose a bevy of diseases from a single drop of blood, baby!
Thanks for your help, there.
I feel like Elizabeth Holmes, and I get along a little better now.
Ain't that the damn truth?
Hey, I'm gonna let you watch the conversation.
I'm just gonna go pee, I'll be right back.
First, let me, uh, drop a quick little slash marker.
That will happen Boomer Maw 60
Oh Trappy Rindle Valve
Yours Shibble Doom Dan
Rather the United States of America
Longing on Moody
Rather the United States of America
Longing on Moody
Don't go Lava Traveling
Press 2 Meadow
So Ruben Carter
That will happen Boomer Maw 60
Rather the United States of America
Longing on Moody
Single Jab Atcha
Real Jingle Maximal.
No, you're not a chicken.
Smelled-Aven Jingle Ringle.
Yeah, Jammin' Bravo Backnatch.
Hello, what novel's funny, Durgobree?
Deepu, Bungle,
Cucingala Blambo.
Well, Tram Tram is a chamber.
Flatsy, don't go loud or slam,
I don't press too well.
Yeah, let's plan a jam for the trebbing
Biologist logo's last.
No trebbing and no boss.
You're a shibble-doom-damp.
Now, Sam and Bravavatna,
Brow to the United States of America,
Longy Namuji,
Kolobu,
What Narvel's Funny Dyrko Breaks?
So, Ryan,
Backelhaven's Overlocked 6 Feet,
Dingle Javacha,
Ramo,
Kolobu,
What Narvel's Funny Dyrko Breaks?
Little Fruana Pink Van,
Yaw,
Asim Backel's Fendi,
So Sebastian Stan,
Backelhaven's Overlocked 6 Feet,
Brow to the Nineteen,
Longy Namuji,
Son Dolabba playing Wajong Kratsoo,
I'm back, y'all.
Well, you guys didn't like it?
You guys didn't like Elizabeth Holmes' Austin Powers conversation?
Well, who'd you say?
I'm not crying enough, music.
He may have explained to her for 10 minutes.
She's not a good person.
All right?
Well, I don't know.
She fucked up her business,
but she was probably trying her best for a while
for a while or whatever. Um, Ryan seems to be watching Keith closely. Go for it, bro.
You're soulmates. Why was the comment section so mean to you when you played Kerbal Space
Program? I know, bro. They wanted me dead. They wanted me dead because I wasn't Mark
rober or whatever. See there's this rumor going around about honey. People are saying
she's claiming to be an expert on cinema. Well that's crazy. Makes sense. Lana knows
all the crazy lore about cinema. Yeah I wish they had taught us more about cinema in school.
Well that's true. Maybe one day knowing an expert on cinema will come in handy. You're
Alright, let's get honey to give us a slideshow about cinema later.
That should be good.
Nah bro, I've heard enough about the Trolls movie.
Don't get it twisted, thank you.
I'm even more head over heels for my wife than before, for a guy like me.
You know what?
Enjoy the show. This is so real bro. Got the TV all off center from the couch like a true modern household
It's wrong chat chat who would you get along with I think you get along with a BGN
Raving that weaver is more thrilling than fat bastards big scandal sorry to interrupt the listening party
Daniel Plainview hasn't done much today either.
That's why I think we don't need to create more needs.
We need our needs to get more in touch with one another.
Otherwise, they're just having all these base level interactions.
Like, one one me added today is fine.
But making more objects seem smart.
Please tell me you're good friends now.
That's big.
Wade, can we level?
Be so deadass with me.
One in chat if your island is a higher level than mine.
I find it hard to believe that anybody but Ghibli has played more of this game than I have.
have. Wait, smug expression? I have so many smug characters on the island that could be
huge. Myself, Elizabeth Holmes. I don't know if I'd call Gordon Ramsay smug necessarily.
What goes on in the pawn shop anyway?
I'm not seeing you here.
I mean, to be honest, I wouldn't mind selling them all my tissues.
Damn, they love the amethyst.
Come back again?
I also wanted...let me just take a quick peek at the remaining light cover.
I think it's makeable. In fact, I think it's easily makeable. Who's the flower person?
Michael that's my son. Congrats yeah whatever. Like this is makeable bro we
just need four knees cover up their face with red and then put the A from the
talking heads upside we don't even need to put the a upside down like honestly the
average person doesn't even know it's upside down myself included you just use
these that's smart that's smart maybe one day we'll make something that's not an
album. And then just add a line, you're so fucking real. Okay, step one, you need a base
coat. Following this, now it's about blocking. We need to pick what our other color is going
to be. This blue is going to become this blue. And then we need a straight line. When did
NL gets so good at art man, this is crazy. Old NL would never.
Might be a touch bright, but you know what?
I think I can live with that. No one said they missed the old NL. Lots of people are saying it.
I missed the NL that didn't read. I missed the NL that didn't put any extracurricular work into his
is into his YouTube let's plays.
They've been saying that, man.
And then, I miss the NL that wouldn't spend an hour
putting his favorite Talking Heads album into the game.
Okay, we got problems here.
I miss the NL that thought I was gonna make a talking headstroke but I can't quite land
the bus or land the plane I guess.
Can you do the old voice though?
I literally think I do it every day when I'm talking to other people, so this is going
to be talking. Okay, actually looks awesome. The font is horrible. Okay, you raise a good
point the font is what we probably could have just changed it but the font was pretty bad
please tell me it just autocompletes what wait wait it does
Wait!
That looks pretty good, man.
Can you stretch it vertically?
Yeah, but I ain't going back.
This would be a little bit higher.
Now it looks like IKEA furniture.
Good.
IKEA makes the highest quality furniture in the world.
Looks perfect.
Okay.
This is the most important part. This is what's going to tie it together.
I am making the album, so I get to choose who's on it. Obviously, I'm on it.
In the role of David Byrne.
Then you go back here, realizing art's a lot more complicated than I thought it was, man.
Because now I gotta go cut all this out.
You need layers?
Bro, fuck layers, I just need an eraser.
That's perfect.
Bro's stones?
I have to eliminate parts of my face!
You'll have to re-do the text?
Oh mother fucker.
Layers, layers it is.
Layers it is, yeah.
Great, you know what, great time to learn layers.
Then we paste the face.
No, we go back here,
grab the face,
Place it, paste it, to be honest, I can live with it like that.
Place it on an upper layer.
And then the eraser.
Why is the eraser erasing the lower layer as well?
Somebody explain to me why this is erasing the lower layer?
Because you placed it in the same layer.
Put it on the bottom layer and then erase the background.
You might be a fucking genius, I've literally never thought of using that in my entire career
using Photoshop.
I mean, I'm not a very advanced Photoshop user to be fair, but still, this is revolutionary
tech.
I can put it there...
And then erase...
Guys?
Guys, the fucking tools suck.
The tools make no sense.
Why when you use an eraser does it not use an eraser on the layer?
they you're actively on you're correct there are no there's no true layering
system in the game all right well here's the thing that's stupid cut the text out
then put the head on yeah we're not gonna do that cuz I'm not an artist what
what we're gonna do is we're gonna make it look like
as much like the album without being that annoying.
I'm not saying you're annoying,
I'm saying doing it right will be annoying.
The problem that I have is like,
why the way that I feel like it should work
is that you put the head on a higher layer
than you erase only on the top layer
and it only erases the part of the head
that you want to erase.
Why what's the point of putting a head on a higher layer and then when you erase it erases all the layers
Background heads. Oh, you're doing it in order. I thought that was a settings menu
The head is on a lower layer while the head has been erased
So I'm just gonna I'm gonna do our best to evoke
certain je ne sais quoi of remaining light without it looking a hundred percent like remaining light
because honestly the to get it to work properly with the tools that we have access to right now is
not impossible but i think you could spend like the rest of your life just trying to
make it look perfect when instead we can spend like 10 minutes to just make it look good enough
Like that doesn't need to be straight like that's literally good enough
Yeah, that's literally good enough and then
Who else would be? I mean Trinity is very talking heads coded man.
You don't even need to erase anything for that.
Dude, you probably could do Sergeant Pepper's like this.
I gotta save my wife in this fit with this fierce haircut.
It's a little talking heads quoted herself.
I mean, there's no greater compliment than your husband putting you on the cover of Remain in Life.
Needs bigger heads, man?
Honestly, you're annoying me, so I'm choosing just not to proceed you right now.
now you can get over it though it might take a minute your Austin kind of has talking heads energy too
I think if this will again maybe be a situation like this
And then this is where you got to use a little bit more of like a scalpel.
There's a little bit of Austin's jaw right there.
That's pretty good, man.
pretty good how come you don't have your kids on the cover bro remain in light is
not for kids you have to be at least 14 to understand it
it literally this is pretty good now the next part is the next part is where
It's gonna get a little bit fucked up
thinking it'll be like you gotta leave gotta leave parts of the nose open as well
as the mouth
this is the exact use case for the joy con mouse can I say something we have a
sick society that this is a dollhouse game where all you do is put fictional
characters and real characters together in situations and observe what happens
and people are like you could be playing this more efficiently they did a
fucking number on you man the MBAs have truly won I try to fight back every
single day but it's so deeply ingrained in you that like I mean you might be
lost is what all I'm trying to say
It might be too late for you.
Now we definitely need to come down this way.
Sure, you do have to let up every now and then so you can undo smaller pieces, but now
I'm just going to hold down the button the whole time, hold down the button the whole
time and see how it goes.
a little bit of messiness to evoke the image of messiness in the whole thing.
What if we just fucking send it, man?
I'll touch it up later, you got to leave most of the hair though.
I got to say this one, this album cover did not come together as well as I thought it would
be.
You know what, I think if we give it a darker blue, it could change everything.
Why are their faces so red?
Bro, they were born under punches.
Actually, you know what, dude?
You know what's way easier?
Color in the whole face.
No, because that only works if there's fucking glares!
No, this is gonna work. It's gonna work and it's gonna look good.
just on dock for a second and use your finger come on man
although a stream of a switch game of you just watching me with a black screen
playing the game in handheld mode is kind of peak
That Internet of itself is not a bad idea.
It's crazy I'm still looking at the starting image as if I'm trying to recreate it one
for one. I'm in perfect silence so I can focus. Hey Trinity, you need a little more. Trinity
don't look quite right, man. I gotta say the Trinity one looks the worst of all.
It's because these circles are like way too obviously
like manicured there you go that's rounded out I can live with that yeah
Yeah, it looks a little bit like dog shit, whatever.
Leave the nose.
I promise.
You leave this place, you're gonna feel right as rain.
It's definitely Ramin and light.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%.
And I say that looks pretty fucking good.
And then the last thing I think...
Give me one darker on this and then don't fuck up my whole drawing.
Give me two darker.
Nah, that's too dark.
It's a little bit better. It's a little bit better.
What kind of music is this?
This might not be the only Talking Heads album we add to the island, so let's give ourselves
more room.
Wait!
Woooah!
It knows!
I mean, it's I would definitely say stimulating, definitely emotional, you know what electronic
is is an absolute description welcome obviously it's dancing bro nobody's dancing to remain
in light outside of their own bedroom. Be so fucking for real.
It's a ridiculous statement. The band did?
Oh, I mean they were playing their instruments. Oh, I can remove the overlay. What are you saying?
Bro, what about stop making sense? Stop making sense is a different album!
Welcome to the home of the La Casa.
You need a copy of this side a is dancey as fuck
It is just because I listen to it at my summer job too much
There it is right there every golf club I've been to in my entire life plays remain in life
I'll be honest with you, I don't think I live in a city where there's a golf club.
But you obviously live in the Bay Area and I'm happy for you.
Or maybe like a coastal seaside town in England, which is also cool.
You do?
Oh, I'm not invited anyway, look at me.
Who's winning the twerk off?
I don't think Stephen Malkus could be fucked to be honest with you.
Cable cords.
Have I given myself public fodder? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I sneak with a loud voice.
Sometimes looks smug during conversations. That's a big one.
Your outfit is what I wore when I was a non-binary depressed barista.
I mean, it's just a sweater in pants.
Like, I'm not sure that the sweater could really be blamed for that.
Can I say something without you thinking I'm evil? I think that might be your own fault.
I wear this shit and I don't even know how to make like a latte.
Want some liver, bro?
Yum.
Level 15 kind of crazy, we need some fugazi, I'm trying to think.
Is there a stamp that looks like an arm?
If there is, we could do the argument.
I forget what 13 songs looks like.
But I'm just making albums that I want.
Should make some albums that other people would fuck with too.
I mean, it's my game, I guess.
Can I say this looks good as fuck.
All things considered, this looks pretty fucking good considering the amount of effort that
we were able to put into this.
I picked for the win.
You need some food.
I kind of broke her heart last night.
She's not fucking with Luna's mix, even though she made Luna's mix.
Oh wait, I already fed you a mango.
Maybe a candy apple?
I demand you give me food.
What the fuck is Michael, man? That's mine! I can't believe we needed an exclamation point, Michael.
Just now's a roasting on an up-and-up-and-i.
For Corey's way better at it, Jack Frost nipping at your nose.
We gotta get Corey around to do that again.
I think Michael and Jack would be best friends.
Yep.
I agree.
We talk about to help them get along.
That's easy, bro.
What did you have in mind?
A thing.
Nope, something else.
What did you have in mind?
Something else.
A topic they should talk about is...
I think me and the major could become close friends.
Yes! But maybe not because there's too much history, too much biography between them.
But I'm rooting for you.
Do you feel like talking about...
...picketers?
Oh, I fell out picking eaters and picketers.
I could talk about picking eaters and picketers.
And sometimes I do.
Well, did you know that picketers is closely related to hurricanes?
Now you do.
He's zero days old.
Doesn't make that much sense.
He's the way ahead of most zero year olds.
I'm always up for deep dives on picketers.
Or whatever.
You up for it?
Let's be friends.
Alright.
Thank you for your time, Flare.
It went great!
Who would we could make American water?
What will be Chad's nickname?
I think Chad makes sense.
You know what, how about Uncle Chad?
Not Uncle Sam.
Now, I feel like...
Hey, Uncle Chad.
Chat needs to call him, like, who?
Uh, this is gonna fuck up the pronunciation, but...
Oh, you know what?
Much better.
Much better.
the way to go. They've become friends. Thanks to you.
Okay, and she gets the credit.
And I am reaping all the benefits. Alright Bob, we kind of have been ignoring her.
Are you bored? We could play Latte Art Quiz if you want. Everybody must get stoned.
We could play Latte Art Quiz.
Here's your first cup.
Whose face is this?
I think it's my daughter.
I mean, you get it, right?
Next up, your second cup.
Whose face is this?
All right, we're never playing this one again. It just takes too long feel like that's definitely
Chad.
Oh, shit.
The correct answer is Richie Tenenbaum.
That's Richie Tenenbaum, man.
Hey, you can't learn them all, but you can get this as a consolation prize.
Everybody must-
Where's the workers here?
That's wild.
Oh shit, ABGN got the damn hiccups.
Gordon Ramsay got a damn cutscene though.
going to have to wait James could you just like cook some food or something so
you could justify being on the island at all
I don't like looking at that
no one can stop me
good for you man
that's it no xp all right Elizabeth Holmes you've really done like nothing so
far um thank you for the best considering what happened when you did do
something I've been thinking lately that Austin powers and I could get to know
each other better? Do you think Austin Powers and I would make a good team?
I guess so. I see.
Whoa. I also love you to level up. Does anyone have any good catch phrases for Elizabeth Holmes?
Maybe when ending a sentence, you could say like with a single drop of blood.
Just one drop of blood.
Elizabeth Holmes and angry video game nerd power couple incoming.
Are you alright?
These kick-kits, they won't stop.
She's basically a doctor.
So this is good.
Well, this is really, really strange, but I'm sure you'll be fine.
You know what?
I'm going to go ahead and trust you.
Maybe have her say that's so Elizabeth Holmes.
I see we're kind of giving her the same characterization as Amy Blue.
Chibley!
Heech!
Has anyone given birth yet?
Chibley, boy do I have someone I'd like you to meet.
Meet Michael.
Michael is uh, zero years old and is uh, Kate and my second kid.
She suggested the name by the way.
Sack, well the first one is the one we have IRL.
Do you have a moment?
Sure, tell me you want to fuck ass bench here.
I would just love it if-
Yeah, whatever.
I'll help you out Trinity.
I would say that's what we're in the business of doing right now, but Connor and David and
We need to resolve their plot lines a little and we need to have our knees mix it up a bit
Good seeing you
I'm dead ass not sure if I even want you to level up
Because I don't know anything else about you, and I'm not making an admin to Neuler's Jersey
Let's push them together. What if we made the island so small that they were forced to interact 24 hours a day
I've been thinking lately that the angry video game nerd would make a good team.
Absolutely.
Really?
Well, maybe there is something there.
McDavid is vibing with the angry video game. No, that's huge.
Did you give him CTE? Why didn't you give it to him? That's just how he talks, man.
I feel like a free win is giving the professional athletes jogging.
Yes, I did see your Gandalf with Big Naturals and it does look awesome.
You could give everyone on the island Big Naturals.
I guess it's a shirt, right? It's not the me?
That's good coding, honestly. It's got a high cohesion and light coupling. Very smart.
Let me or hate me. I'm on your mind.
I'm looking for some.
Yes. Okay, other goals? Get a harmonica. We've been searching for a harmonica for three days.
Here's your first mystery shadow. What do you think it is?
That's a baby chick.
the answer is yeah baby your second mystery shadow what do you think it is
circle disco ball disco ball the answer is disco ball peach would have a clefts
and finally the last mystery shadow what do you think oh the crochet bro that's
That's the stranger right there!
Laetron J.
We cooked with Laetron J.
It looks like a picture.
Congratulations, you won.
Time free.
Could be harmonica.
Oh my god, that's like my third lizard man.
you know what Austin I need to see the island with a little more media I made
all this stuff and then I didn't give away enough of it I think also would be
fucking with the stranger well how could you know whether or not you like
that you just received it as a gift there's no way for you to possibly know
whether or not you like it until you read it.
Yum.
It's no loco moco, baby.
Yeah.
It's smashing.
Shake it, Dalek.
You judge it by the cover.
You're not, you're not lying.
What else? I've lost my mojo. Oh, behave.
That was a catch phrase.
Tell me, baby.
You know what? I think when starting a sentence, you could say,
Tell me, baby.
I'll never be the head of a major corporation.
That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Tell me, thank you.
I do think when eating it is rather nutty.
also really good. It's a bit nutty. Tell me, baby, hug. Thank you. Saying that really
makes me feel more like myself. Huge. Nobody's got any problems? None problems at all, man?
Let's change that up
Can I say something I think Daniel playing you would really he's just staring at his piggy bank the whole time
I'm just really fucking funny
Jimmy have you ever had anybody on your island that has this by the way?
Again, oh shit never mind pretend I didn't say that um I
Think you would fuck with the stranger I
I still have no loves. I saw you got a low with the last night. That's like almost as
good as a love.
Are you Michael? His first word was Asia by the way. I think I've added that. I think I've
I've already said that, I should say.
Malf, Malf, you strike me as a remaining light guy.
I think I've given you every album so far.
If you'd go, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
Amy Blue and Trinity need to meet.
Amy Blue and Trinity, yeah, I think they would get along.
They would bond over 90s Keanu.
Ghibli babies first words are Marlboro Reds. That's cute.
Now for your characterization we are only going to give you vegetables.
Or at least meatless dishes.
Needs some Mama Lid. I forgot about that.
Come on man. Level up for me.
He fucking bitted the madman.
Mouths little quirks.
Mouth is a bit of a fashionista.
He could change his outfit as he sees fit.
I don't think I've given him any other clothes though because the fit is so perfect already.
Oh, I feel a little different.
If you don't pat them on their heads, they get mad at each other and develop rivalries.
I have to stop placating them every time they get upset!
That's huge intel for next week!
That's awesome!
Okay, I'm just gonna throw some mouth clothes into the cart so he can dress as he sees
fit.
Some stuff that I could see Mouth wearing.
That way he can mess with his own fashion.
He's already got a striped shirt.
Honestly I could see him in like a plaid like that.
That's good for that.
And then on this side, I mean he's already got, he's got some chinos, he's got some green
cargo pants, Peter Griffin style.
I could totally see him having like a,
he does strike me as a guy who could have a pair
of yellow corduroy's.
And then of course for the summer season,
maybe just some like standard S cargo shorts.
Hat wise, I think he's already cooking with the beanie.
I don't really think he needs a baseball hat.
Don't think he needs a chain.
I don't know what kind of shoes he's wearing
but I think his shoes are probably fine.
All right, brother, I'm about to give you like a fuckload of clothes
This is gonna take forever, man
Different colored beanies is huge
Do I really I can't give him a there's a box of clothes in both
I mean, I can give him an outfit, but like if I have multiple things from the same category
You can create outfits, but that wouldn't be the same.
Well, the things I'm going to do for my country, man.
We're farming XP at least.
I can't believe Chibi, do you have the same thing?
I was talking about it at the start of stream.
The first hour of playing Tomodachi Life, I'm like, how am I going to play this
for five hours then you hit a point where you're like oh my god I only have an
hour left I got I can't believe it I'm so sad
training pants oh shit trouble in paradise
Yesterday I was like I gotta grind out one more hour and then I just did two because
you're always like oh like doing something makes you realize there's like one more thing
that would be awesome to do.
And then it never ends man.
I mean like once I started making albums, I was like damn, I could make like a hundred
albums in this.
But then I would just, it would just be me listening to one of one hundred albums.
Best game ever?
It literally is awesome.
But you're right.
There should be a way to create like some more drama.
Like you should be able to give them, you should be able to place a marker somewhere
on a political compass and then like make them talk about politics or something like
I'm gonna be honest with you, I think mouth would be upset with me if I let him wear those
pants with that shirt.
So all I would say for now, and also I'm wearing that sweater right now so you should
mix it up.
Why don't you take the plaid?
I'm thinking like
And that that's kind of peak but this is this is a certain autumnal quality to it as well
Tucked in top makes it look fucked up though
Wait, it's kind of awesome now I
Don't care man, I think he's serving
All right, and dude, I think we can set Pop Deal into Africa.
He does look like he's about to start a burger restaurant where they serve you fries in like
a little replica deep fryer basket.
Two more wishes!
Oh, hey, looking-ass.
There's two guys, two friends from college with a crazy idea.
This is- I'm not going to placate myself, I want myself to create some drama.
He's not doing jack shit, man.
No, man, he's rocking out.
I can tell, listen close.
He's listening to houses in motion, 100%.
All right, Daniel, you've done, oh, shit, I interrupted well, he was reading The Stranger.
I want to see Daniel Plainview and Gordon Ramsay get together.
He's trying to relax by copying Gordon Ramsay.
See, he's trying to imitate like an actual human being.
But he just can't do it, man.
He just can't do it.
Now, hey, T.
Holly Walnuts, good afternoon.
Haptop.
I need them to become friends
Because I think that mouth could call him Pauly Walnuts.
Well, maybe it's not finished that sentence, but you can probably see where it's going.
They're saying if you listen to this Remain in Light while playing Mahjong, it syncs up
perfectly.
That would be a perfect fucking Sunday for a guy like me.
Listening to Remain in Light and playing Mahjong?
Yes, please.
Trinity's following the white rabbit.
Trinity?
You need to give this guy some joie de vivre, okay?
He's literally a chivalry.
Have you seen this?
What were they thinking?
He's listening to the blue album and saying what were they thinking?
Jubilee have you seen this? Have you seen the blue album?
Let's go away for a while, you and I, to a strange and distant land
Where they speak the word of truth, but they don't understand anyway
Hiya, the angry video gamer
Good afternoon, Trinity
Bramley Snats.
Fucking do something, man.
Okay, this is real, though.
Wait, wait, wait, the screenshot!
Oh, it's too slow.
Please say something like astounding again.
I want a girl who last sport no one else and if you me her tell her it's over
you're streaming it oh yeah Richard Tenenbaum you would not you're more of
a Pinkerton guy for sure
Amy, are you familiar with Bob Dylan?
Some interest there.
I really would like you to do something about this Conor McDavid situation though.
Their relationships really started regressing.
This is going to be like a heartbreaking for Conor McDavid in ten years when Amy says
something like, after Amy gets married she's going to say like, you know I used to have
a crush on you. He's telling a joke that involves an amazing hockey player.
WAIT!
No, no, no, you have to give 110%, not 100%.
Who's Aimee Bleu? She's from the Doom generation.
NOOOOOOO!
Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
Fuck it, that's good. We got drama.
Si.
And then, way, way, way, way, way, way.
And then...
Drop her into some Weezer heads.
Uh, Ains, what do you do for work?
Oh, she's they're having sad memories about a Lamborghini Urus.
Oh, but they're spilling the tea.
This is big.
No, Richie!
Oh, Richie's still listening to Peak.
Thank God.
We got to put some other forms of media on the Island, man.
They're all just listening to my favorite albums.
You can feel the passion that went into making this remain in life.
It's 100% true, man. That's fucking true.
No, no, no, don't interrupt them, Pauliwal, nuts. This is important.
He's getting aims to spill the tea.
Alright, Richie. We need you to create some drama.
Elizabeth Holmes. I wouldn't say she's goth, but she has a certain alt girl quality to her.
um hello people are saying I'm trying to engineer Richie Tenenbaum suicide that's
not true if I was trying to engineer a suicide would I have given him a Weezer
album and a book by Albert Camus
absolutely not close brother actually pretty close to the tennis player
Oh, I should add the last duel.
That's big.
Should give him pink moon.
We could do pink moon with just a bunch of fucked up stamps for sure.
Bob Dylan.
Dylan in plain view.
They're kind of closing in on some kind of connection together.
Bob Dylan, good afternoon.
Bob Dylan seems to be the kind of guy who would be like really in the meet Dave or something
like that.
Did Amy get rejected?
It's presently it's a developing situation.
She told the joke to Conor McDavid that Flopped and now she's not fucking with him.
She's spilling the tea to Dan.
We're getting some genuine drama.
But Chimley, I hear you because I've been in the same boat.
You gave me such a useful tip that allowed me to create the perfect Elizabeth Holmes by
cheating her personality into the island using the chart.
I'm going to give a tip for you as well.
Camera spend like 12 hours just having everybody on the island meet everybody else on the island. Oh shit
Go she passed on the bad vibes to Dan
I'm not feeling like myself. I'll be fine though. You sweats
Yes, yes, yes, and then you pass it on the car
They haven't met yet!
Um... Hello?
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Connor McDavid.
Hiya. I'm Dan. You sweats.
Me and some physical fights for sure.
Uh-oh.
Praising Dan in a way that seems a bit overdone and phony.
But he appreciates it!
I just love the way you play. Oh, I know I'm so excited to see if you're gonna do the IndieCon that on Monday
Hey, just one question. Do you have any interest in playing every single game from UFO 50 again?
It was my favorite content that I want he loves it
Wait, this might save his vibes
This cannot save his vibes. Fuck. He's happy
Bad news for Amy, you know what maybe her being on like a social island is okay
Fuck.
Now, now, bum somebody else out.
Where's Richie?
Richie's chillin' with Elizabeth Holmes right now.
No, no, not the La Casa. Don't go crazy.
Give them books?
She really doesn't need the stranger.
What's your problem, man?
I must be in a good mood on listening to the blue album.
Okay, fine.
Hi.
Don't get it twisted. Sorry, I'm a little upset with Honey.
Why did she have to say that?
Sometimes a kid can be playing tricks on your mind.
Amy Blue going.
you literally can't listen to Asia it's gonna fix you what you need right now
without a doubt there's a copy of albert can lose the stranger why is
everyone mad kona mcdavid kicked it off by not laughing at Amy blues joke and
now the bad vibes are spreading which is actually good cuz we're about to get
some fucking drama on the island bro I feel like a heavy weight has been
lifted from my shoulders. It is the 90s. After all.
Motherfucker.
Old house, man.
Not quite, unfortunately.
Fuck it up again.
Uh, Connor, I need to talk to you.
Amy Blue from the Doom generation.
Hey there.
Gorgeous all.
Well, come on, be there.
Thanks for doing it.
She the crassest of this tribe, right?
Damn, fucking do something.
Wait, that's real. They're saying the stranger will become clear if they can figure out the line.
I don't care to you.
We don't need a new guy!
We need our guys to become more entwined with one another so that the trauma can start to flow.
Bro where the fuck is my zero year old? Trinity has not met Amy Blue yet, huh?
Trinity wants to be friends with ABGN. No Trinity hasn't met Dan yet.
Yo, this is a meeting of the minds so they call me Trinity. What do they call you?
Trinity. Hiya, my name's Dan.
It's important to stay physically fit so you can fight agents even though no one's
ever seen one lose combat.
That's big.
ABGN don't give a fuck?
Nah, he's lazy, man. Like he hasn't done fucking anything.
He's also never met Amy Blue from the Doom generation.
Pardon me, could I have a moment?
My name is the Angry Video Gamer.
Um, yeah, I'm Amy Blue from the Doom generation.
I don't think they would get along at all, IRL, to be honest.
You need Rolling Rock?
I made him an offer!
The offer that I made him.
If he generates one clip for my Twitch channel, I will make a can of Rolling Rock.
Oh my god, he did the peter griffon laugh with the peter griffon fit
She should then generate a diarrhea dump for him. You're sick
Oh, they got to get mad at each other
Bob Dylan after the tour incoming we need it's been like hours of them just
getting along we need we need something to mix this shit up
yet the news is the same every time
and effort to tour size of relief it looks like a win thanks for watching
I'm Ryan.
I'm not going to add Dr. Fetus to the island, okay?
This isn't a YouTube Let's Play.
Oh, Polly Walnuts is going to get done so soon, too.
Bob Dylan, are you going to take anybody with you?
Connor McDavid took you to Central Europe, bro.
You should take Connor McDavid to Africa.
Wow, an Africa tour.
Him in the DMs?
Oh, I'd like to spend some time at Mozambique.
This is going to be so much fun. Everybody must get stoned.
Oh, thanks for the ticket to Mozambique.
YAY!
Greetings from the pyramids of Giza.
What's in Giza due to move into a place like this?
Ha!
There's not just pretty people that you meet.
Just having my mind blown to this again, huh?
Everybody must pit stop it.
Okay, that actually sounded like a real Bob Dylan lyric, though.
It's impossible to peel blue when you're in chef's shell and...
Morocco.
Thank you.
You might be in Tangiers, though.
You ever think about that?
You've been livin' there right here!
That was a wonderful trip.
Thanks so much for letting me take it.
Everybody must get stoned.
Oh, and I brought you a souvenir.
Everybody must get stoned.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got a colorful basket.
Oh shit.
It's rare to make a lifelong friend.
Everybody must get stoned.
Everybody must get stoned.
oh shit everybody must get stop come on man you want to level up
fuck Bob might need some more lines you think you think Bob Dylan needs to say
not say everything must everybody must get stoned at the end of every fucking
sentence
oh he doesn't like your man it's a shame because bulgogi kind of sounds like
your name plus I was ready to give you another catchphrase but I guess it's
gonna have to wait
Okay, bro. Yeah, I'll have my daughter get mentored by Elizabeth Holmes
She's literally 30 under 30, bro
He could say okay, how does it meal is good, but one more cup of coffee
coffee, before I go, before he eats, and then just feeding him nothing but coffee, it could
be the move.
Really, what we're trying to do is create so many set plays comedically.
Like, just go to jokes that it can fill five hours.
We're at like an hour and a half right now.
Yeah, the Elizabeth Holmes actually turned out.
There was a time where it looked like it wasn't going to happen, but it came through
through in the end man.
Not the only perverting.
D.J. Tomadran, a brailed, yes sir, leech.
Seems like minded.
Not the damn canful of fish bones that's catching from a leak in the fucking ceiling, man.
What's going on with Chad?
You're doing your best, man.
Now, what the fuck you mean, Big Beans ain't number one?
You would go ape shit for Yaki Soba, you probably, I was gonna say, you're probably too full.
Have you got a mango yet?
Yeah, I've had every fruit type shit.
That seems fair.
Yeah, it's like the best tasting food almost on the planet, I would say.
I do think as well. I mean, there was a part of me that was like,
you just can't fill your life with toilet paper?
Oh, no head rubs! That's right, because we want drama.
And I'll just be honest with you. I mean you definitely need some of this as well
Rose like I already got socks
I think you and Wally would be best friends.
You was like not the right player.
I should talk about you more than you could.
What should my zero year old son and Amy Blue from the Doom Generation talk about?
I'll put you in my name.
Hmm.
Talk about...
Person they should talk about is Keanu Reeves.
Because putting this into the island means there's a chance we could get an organic
that chat is calling Keanu Reeves breathtaking.
Maybe instead of you, we should change the pet name to this guy.
Say hello to this guy.
Keanu Reeves.
Oh, Trinity and Keanu could be a play too.
Oh, we start building, I said we'll never add like multiple people from the same media
property.
BYE!
That's the first time anyone's ever told me that
We put them, all the people from the media property into the lore of the world so they can talk about them
Hey, do you wanna hang out sometime?
I think we could be great friends
And thus the world becomes deeper
Yeah, that's Michael
Damn, they're good friends already.
Well, will Amy Blue call Michael?
Big running joke on the islands?
Is that everybody just calls him this guy?
Because nobody knows who he is.
This guy, how goes it?
And you will be on Amy
You're OC ain't doing so good. He's got a lot of people talking. He's got a lot of people talking
See the problem is Chet, you've never been happy and you've never been angry.
I've literally never seen you say plus two and it's been in the game forever.
Oh, I don't think any of these are gonna work.
Speaks with the kind of creepy voice you would hear in the nightmare.
Does he never make us do anything?
It's not my fault you just sit in your shithole shack all day.
Jerk it off with all the toilet paper I gave you.
Look, you're literally friends with everybody.
What's your deal?
I've been telling you to come out of your cave and you're saying no, man!
Then you'll blame me.
Um...
As an oil me, do you have a moment?
As an oil me, do you have a moment?
I would just love it if there were a round street lamp right here.
Speak to you as an urbanist does.
You're gonna have light coming out of your ears.
We're going to build electricity. We're going to build generators and grids.
I hope you don't mind if I speak to you plainly, but it pains me that any man, woman, or child
should have to go without light at night time in this fair country.
It makes me feel like we've forgotten our civic duty.
You're going to have infrastructure coming out of your ears.
We should at some point add Jack Nicholson from as good as it gets.
And then just have him say shut your pie hole and bring me a chicken salad sandwich
How about you shut your pie hole and bring me a chicken salad sandwich?
Huh
Hey brother has anybody ever told you that your nose looks like Sebastian stands. I have heard that I have heard that
Oh, I'm so nervous. I have to feed Gordon Ramsay some food. I have to feed Gordon my lasagna. It's bloody raw
Oh, no Gordon
He hates it he loves it
It's his favorite food ever do to imagine the thrill if you fed Gordon Ramsay his favorite food ever
I'm in the mood to play a game
I'll give you something
Gordon Ramsay this is Tekken
He's a competitive guy, it seems like a perfect fit.
I should make Slay the Spire and give it to myself.
Oh, that's looking genius!
He should make Slay the Spire, I'll just take a Slay the Spire 2 screenshot, overlay
it into the game and then trace it pixel by pixel oh shit
ending a sentence you don't do before eating is bloody raw
I mean he calls people idiot sandwich he does he does start sentences by saying
right and then clapping his hands together oh you're so real he needs
loud voice. I speak with a loud voice. And then make him the only person with loud voice.
I feel like I'm getting closer to the watch really am. You donkey. It's really loud. Damn!
What the hell was going on out here?
AmyGN, get back in the editing room!
He's never said his catchphrase, he has so many catchphrases he's never said a single one.
That's Dan with his baseball cap.
That's Michael bro.
The answer is...
Michael.
And finally, your last mystery shadow.
Who do you think this is?
Bob Dylan.
Bob Dylan!
The correct answer is...
Bob Dylan.
That's a wrap.
Michael's like, I'm exchelulant.
Time for your...
It's pissing me off too because people are saying you only added one me.
The fuck is a Tawashi scrub brush, man?
I did not add one meat today, I added two meats!
You don't give a fuck about Michael?
It's pissing me off that you're happy.
Oh man, this guy, did you hear about the cat?
I did, I did.
But did you hear all the talk about Vester's quest?
Oh, yeah. I heard about that a while ago.
But you know what? We never finished talking about the Lamborghini Urus.
It would go crazy if the only thing we put it in the game was like old hockey player notes.
Cause then this would be a real conversation that I have with my friends.
Fuck man, you know how long it's been since I thought about Alexei Morozov?
Haven't seen much from Austin today. Austin has been, he's let-
He's let the other me's take the spotlight today. Let's see what you got going on.
Ha.
Don't ask for a new fit.
Good seeing you.
My look is lacking.
Can you get me some shoes that...
You look great how you are, bro.
Oh, you think?
Well, I guess all I needed was a compliment.
Thanks.
I'll keep wearing this.
Can you deport Amy Blue?
Amy Blue is literally gonna...
Her relationship with...
Conor McDavid and Richie Tenenbaum is going to be the match that lights the fireman.
It's crazy they're listening to this one.
They could be listening to Asia.
Oh.
Kate.
Good afternoon.
Fucking up the whole concert for everybody else.
I'm dialed to 11 baby Austin Powers is trying to talk Kate into becoming a fan of Ryan bro. We're married
Front later on J. Yes a late wrong J. Now. This is a classic
Austin, we won.
I didn't level up.
What's your problem?
Huge.
I told you, we need Amy Blue because she's fucking up the vibes.
And then I feel like introducing you to Richie Tenenbaum at this exact moment could be pivotal
in both of your lives.
Hey there.
There's someone who lives on I-Law Grand Villa named Dan, right?
That's right.
Do you think Dan and I would make a good team?
Absolutely.
Oh, yeah?
Huh.
Now I'm kinda curious about him.
Kind of, I guess.
Honestly, no, yeah, I mean, of course, of course they would not get a long IRL.
We might be friends with Connor McDavid though.
Good afternoon, Connor McDavid.
Good afternoon, Richie Tinninbaum.
It's talking about the United States of America, but it feels like the conversation is going
poorly.
Oh, I guess they're honest then.
I guess they're having an honest conversation.
Elizabeth Holmes.
Oh my God, how have we not introduced...
Stop listening to Weezer and record a video!
Elizabeth Holmes needs to get introduced to Daniel Plainview.
Hardly could I have a moment?
My name is Elizabeth Holmes.
As in, well me. Hello there, Elizabeth Holmes.
I'm known as Daniel Plainview.
This could be like the relationship that Colin Farrell had with that one lady in the lobster.
Some kind of electronic box that produces a light that responds to stimulus.
It's a far-fetched idea from the pages of a science fiction novella!
Tell me more!
Yeah, yeah, go check in on Elizabeth Holmes.
How do you do? Elizabeth Holmes.
Good afternoon, Luna.
I was talking to Squirtle about it there.
This reminds me of Elizabeth Holmes trying to pitch the Stanford CEO on the Theranos device.
Actually, let me get a rain check on this conversation.
Wait, she even talks like a startup, bro?
Let's table this conversation for now and circle back at a later date.
day. Yes! The vibes are bad! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! And then, where's Richie Tenenbaum?
Where's Amy Blue from the Doom generation? Oh, she's happy now. I can't, I can't get
them together because they're gonna be too happy. Fuck it. Go see a Bob Dylan concert.
Huge. Okay, in fact everybody with the bad vibes.
This could be big man.
Dan is key to all of this.
I want to see Dan's me on the thumbnail. It says what does he know.
His web connects them all.
We still do need to make Chani at some point-
YOOH!
OFFICE SET!
Office set and then we have to add, uh, oh shit there's so many options.
Michael Scott, Kevin, Jim, Office, Pam, Kelly, Phyllis, they're saying the secret of the stranger
lies hidden in the words, I don't care, do you?
Could get Milton, it's true, could get Milton, Angela, I'm afraid she might look a little
too much like Elizabeth Holmes. Wait, oh, Chad, don't be sad. Don't be sad. Also, I see you saying,
why are you trying to harsh up the vibes? Because they're just having nothing conversations, bro.
The full texture of humanity is not just like, hey, I love everybody. There's got to be a little
bit of friction. You got to sample from every part of the well. We need them to have a little
bit of conflict. So if I see an island, if there's 18 people on an island and there's no conflict,
VIP Daniel it would go crazy to know what the worst season of Survivor is right now.
I would be like I wouldn't call that fun I would call that Survivor Borneo or something like that.
I can always make I think we need some more objects.
You couldn't make some some Vancouver objects we could make the CN Tower.
Do you guys ever realize I was watching the celebration by Thomas Winterberg today?
It made me think.
Is Nirvana the band, the show, the movie Dogma 95?
It's shot a little Dogma 95.
There's a lot of shots in the the celebration in 1998 that were giving me serious Matt Johnson vibes. That's all I'm gonna say I
Know you're more interested in yet dogma 99 because we got dogma poster, but
Obviously there's got to be some treasures
Now, slay this fire is one thing for sure, but I think it being anything is good.
And then a blank base.
But do we really, as people are saying, you should make a knife.
I don't think it should be a knife, though, it should be.
Let me pretend to think while I look at chat and wait for chat to tell me an awesome
idea a CS go case shelves with guns for trinity's room way wait there are some
characters who need guns I thought she'd be making a gun yesterday I don't know
of them the type of beast to make a gun though because his jibby's arm was so good. If I were
to make a gun, it would be left handed. That's the first thing. It would look pretty much
Oh, I undid it all. I'm shaking my head. Me in the second grade? Why are you drawing
guns in the second grade man.
To me this looks pretty good.
And then this would be where the trigger is.
And I'll acknowledge the hilt is too small.
The hilt needs to be larger.
Literally it's like almost done already.
Angle the grip.
Wait, give it texture.
Oh man, don't give it, don't give it to Esther.
Alright, that's looking pretty good, and then, probably the first object that everybody makes
and this is a gun, huh?
It's kinda crazy to think about.
Am I crazy to think like your,
your brain is now filling in the gaps?
Like just by doing that, made it so much better.
All you need to do, you do need a trigger in here.
That looks like shit.
It should be silver.
The trigger was facing the wrong way.
Is that true?
Wait, are you serious?
Well that looks like nothing, but I know how to fix that.
Canadians man. Oh, yeah. Why are you trying to move here then?
Okay. That'll do.
And then there's like a...
Something like this is going on on the top.
Are you drawing from memory?
Well, yeah.
Line me up.
I wish you could just share like a code that would recreate other people's art in your
game.
I don't know what to tell you though, this looks pretty good.
You at least know what it is.
And then, way, way, this is huge.
Give me this print.
This is actually gonna tie the whole fucker together.
We need this right here,
a rectangle.
And we're gonna give it a grip.
And the grip is going to be
Yeah, put that right there
What
Fuck is that man
It has to be like a thousand times more zoomed out than that why
Can you change that
it's way this is this is much better no it's not man you really can't make you can't make it like
like you can't zoom out on the pattern the fuck is that that's like I put
disappearing juice on top of it it looks like fucking shit man it looks like
fucking art we need to put the dots in manually man what are they doing to me
I'm gonna open the damn color wheel, so I think we need something that's like right there.
And then there's like different parts of a gun.
It's like a little, like there's a line that goes across like here.
That's definitely true um it's looking so three-dimensional now.
I mean if I could just get the grip I honestly feel like this is done man.
I think if I could just get the grip on this this would look like a gun it would be good
enough. I think what I need to do is make a one-line stipple like this. No way. This
This is going to work and you're going to feel so sorry, man.
This will take a while.
That's where you're wrong, kiddo, because then we, oh, whoops, then we grab this.
And then, uh, hang on, we grab this.
Move it over one, now keep it like that, keep it like that, duplicated, down one, and over,
not over two though, over one.
back like this. Then back like that. I've decided we're not going to do it. I've decided
what we're going to do instead is just grab it and then drop it. The hardest part is
getting a clean selection to be honest. Case in point. Probably would have been done by
now if I just left it but that's okay. So you don't want that. That's what you don't
want. You don't want that though either. You want this? Sure man why not. Place it, go lower.
face it, go lower. This looks fucking good.
This is like watching man on checker email. Silence artists, a client is speaking.
20 or 30 more of these, we should be good to go.
Wait, it's fucking perfect.
I'm sorry man, it kinda looks awesome.
I think it kinda looks incredible.
It sucks more than anything if I showed you this and I said, what is it? What would you say?
Top left corner needs some detail. Yeah, I don't really know what goes there on a gun though
done
again
That's singular, yeah
Treats
Wow
Mysterious fierce vibe
Striking
It looks so good man, it looks so good!
Welcome.
Thank you very much.
You two are those?
Oh, oh fuck!
What happened?
We interrupt to bring you some breaking news.
I have a gun.
We've just received some wonderful news.
It's being reported that brother has made 10 creations at the palette house for a while.
Every single thing we've made looks awesome.
Each brother is steadily working on creating things island residents really want.
In recognition of this, brother will be presented with a bronze palette.
Thanks for watching.
I'm Trinity, nature up to date.
She didn't say god damn you cipher?
Wait, what's that book?
It looks peak?
Oh, that's late-tongue-y.
Wait, I need to find...
The-the two gun users are very obvious.
They're saying they want to use a Lamborghini Uros to explore the stranger more in-depth.
I think they want-they want like an audiobook, is what they're saying. They want an audiobook.
It does look like he was gonna shoot himself in the head.
Oh no, God.
Oh, he loves it, man.
He loves it.
What else would Polly want on that slide, man?
Can we use an expression?
What did he say before he's always talking about with the grade?
Could she- could say it's no Gabba ghoul?
It's snow.
Gaba ghoul.
And then make Gaba ghoul.
I don't know if I can make a cold cut in this game.
Like I don't think I'm the guy.
It's no copycaller.
It's no copy-caller.
It's...
Now I knew it was gonna do that too.
No...
Gabagool.
Gotta hit space. I did it! I hit space!
It's no Gabagool.
It's no Gabagool.
It's not quite right.
It's no GA.
Ba.
GOO.
It's no Gabagool.
That's pretty good.
And then feed him gavagool and watch him say it's no gavagool.
It's no gavagool.
That is such a neat thing to say.
Have some lasagna, bro.
It's no gavagool.
and the wall. But Polly Walnuts with only a few traits is becoming a very, very realized
individual. Um Trinity, I need to wake you up but also you need a gun. Do you know Michael?
What do you mean, Michael, yet?
Don't get it twisted, are you alright?
Please, Hic, help me.
Don't worry, I watched a video on this once.
Wait, what?
Dude, maybe Michael could become the next member of the Nebuchadnezzar.
You're so kind. Can I say something?
Don't worry about it or whatever
It makes me laugh every single time people say who the fuck is Michael
It is confusing
If you weren't there for the preamble I can understand the confusion
You're looking chipper brother damn trinity. Sorry. I had other shit to do. I
Haven't even fed you your your rule in like four hours
Dodge this
It's like I'm away just long enough to forget that they say the catchphrase right before they eat
It's got like the perfect refractory period to make me laugh again
And of course your electrolyte beverage
Yeah, that's big.
And maybe a little bit of this.
You gave her on that gun.
She doesn't like it.
She prefers Kung Fu.
Did you send Bobby to Mozambique yet?
Yeah, yeah.
I sent Bobby to Tangiers, he went there last early spring, he's been livin' there I hear!
Oof, ah, hey, Daniel Plainview, Elizabeth Holmes, hey there, I'm a Cheney Quarney, it's bad
for tomorrow, see you though.
She's pitching him.
Ah, Quarney, with a single drop of oil you say, you can tell me how much oil there
is in the rest of long?
Other surveying firms need several thousand gallons of oil to tell me how to estimate and the estimates are not always good. They're very coarse.
With a high degree of specificity, you can tell me the purity of the crude oil that exists within the well.
It's a truly remarkable assertion, Elizabeth.
wait four people please please be depressed as fuck
do you have a moment she's gonna ask me some shit about like the fucking bench
or something I do not care
well I'm serious how do we how do we get them to fucking stop viving with each
other they're all too friendly got time for a game of honor shouldn't you be
You're practicing not making blind backhanded passes to cut or go at the A?
So it's 0 points through 2 games.
That's yummy cake bro.
The answer is...
Yummy cake.
Next up, your second pixelated item.
What do you think it is?
Cherry? We need to add an I-Vero Frankie Valley to the island stat!
And then make it so his mouth never opens.
And finally, the last pixelated item.
What do you think it is?
The shrimp pilaf.
The correct answer is...
Shrimp pilaf.
How will that cause drama?
People will be like, I want to sit front row at the Frankie Valley Concert.
I want to sit front row at the Frankie Valley Concert.
One
Time for you. Oh my god 152 p.m. harmonica
Campbell sent a candle man. I could have gotten the damn the helix
AVGN, please be pondering your controller
You're sitting there doing nothing man. Ah
Ah. Playing mahjong. Oopsies. You caught me daydreaming.
You have been the biggest fucking disappointment on this island.
I want to be friends with Malf.
Great thinking.
What should we talk about?
What did you have in mind?
Hmm.
Object they should talk about is...
They're rolling.
I don't think so.
Recording gameplay footage.
She talked about other lingo.
She talked about Puggy.
Damn, we got a pretty robust dictionary already.
What did you have in mind?
I mean, they could talk about Fred Fox for sure.
Talk about something else, man.
A topic they should talk about is...
You know what?
This could be fun to put on the island.
Fashion. Got it. I'll go talk to him about fashion.
This will pay future dividends on the islands when we play 25 hours of Tomodachi life next week.
Heya, Mouth.
Do you feel like talking about fashion?
Oh, a fellow fashion enthusiast, I could talk about fashion all day, and sometimes I do.
You know, fashion actually makes me think of pick-eaters.
True.
Whoa, really?
That's...
Unexpected?
Oh shit, they're not vibing, that's awesome news.
What does it look like now, and I will become friends?
Because of picky eaters, apparently.
That's awesome.
Now let him stew in that for a minute.
Gordon, please do not tell-
The world has turned and left me here.
Good seeing you, you donkey.
I forgot you're so fucking loud, man.
I've been thinking too hard.
My head feels all fuzzy inside, you donkey.
Let me take a look what you got in there.
me clear my mind. Rose got a damn diary in there.
Why does Gordon never leave his house? He's too famous, man. Hope you enjoy your anonymous notebook.
You want to be friends with Mouth, which would really piss off the angry video game nerd, I think.
They would never be friends.
Mal was more of a talking hands guy and he could never understand a Weezer listener.
He's thinking they would get along cause they're about the same age.
That's true.
That's true.
Also, whoever runs the Kitchen Nightmares music channel cracks me up too.
There's enough the same age as you. Yeah, but I'm not as old as Gordon Ramsay, so something
went wrong.
Who TF is Michael?
I think that's NES controller and a water flea?
Answer it!
I'm the NES controller and water flea!
Next up, your second mystery double shadow.
What are these?
Funny.
And I'm gonna say, uh...
Answer it!
Cornish pasty.
Oh!
It's a mosquito, it ever!
That's crazy!
Hey, you can't win them all.
Wait, what's she pondering?
Nothing.
Jump over Asia.
Wait, no crash into Asia.
No, she's dodging the Weezer fandom.
Yo! Yes!
That's huge!
It can be like that sometimes.
Wait, why do we get a mushroom instead of getting an agian?
Oh, because it's a Mario reference now that I think about it.
But either way...
What's up?
Hey, I heard you had a dream recently.
I keep a couple of these on hand just in case for situations like this.
That's about right.
She'll tolerate Steely Dan more than she tolerates the villain for sure.
Still looking for something to supplant stewed beef, huh?
She does.
She'll fuck with the omelettes.
Remaining light cover is really good.
We almost had a chat civil war over that cover so I really appreciate you saying that.
You actually like Asia or is it a big joke to you? I think it's one of the best albums ever made
bro obviously I have ears Kate is a little bit of a night out I'll say
that song bro is fucking like you do for years is fine that song on Asia I
I think it's Asia, man.
But like, you ask me, every month, the answer could change.
Not every day, but every month that answer could change.
One thing's for sure, it's either black cow, Asia,
deacon blues, or peg.
Yes, she's fucking tapping in, bro.
You were high.
It was a cry and a shame.
They saw your face.
Yeah, we could add ladder dollars by tool.
What do you got there? What do you do for work? You know, you've asked me that a thousand times.
I've been considering changing up my hairstyle. You sweats.
What sort of hairstyle would be good on me?
Something cool. Okay.
Then I'll change my hairstyle soon. Look forward to the new me.
Wait, he chooses? That's so awesome.
That's so funny. It baits the hook for the next dream.
Oh, shit.
We'll see the back of his head take his hat off and that. Yes, man.
Spider-line with knees in the water.
Oh, it fucking worked!
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe, I don't know, it might be tough.
I'll take a lattice fence whatever I see a lattice fence will form my knees
we should have vampire weekend we could definitely do Contra not the video game
it's easy to be confused over that because ABGN is here but we could
Definitely do the vampire weekend out of Contra. Are your vibes still fucked up? Bro. She got undepressed by reading The Stranger
Are you fucking real?
You're not a real person
Hello, I
Want to try living with Dan. That's a great idea
If I lived with Dan, we'd be spending a lot of time together
What's something you think we'd enjoy doing every day if Dan and I lived together?
Sucking and fucking each other.
Till you're both dry.
This one's easy, bro.
They could spend their days pubg.
I think you're right.
I'll go talk to him.
Hear me out, okay?
If it's Derby, that could be the schism that causes them to break up.
The two of us live together.
What's something you think we enjoy doing every day?
Wait, but Dan's gonna say hopping into the discord.
Let's say it together.
On three.
One, two, three.
Punchy.
Yes!
I knew it.
A perfect match.
Let's move in together.
First time we've seen Malph show emotion on the island.
It went great! We do it. Oh, there is roast chicken in the game. We should feed them a roast chicken every day.
Don't you think the houses here are a little small? I'm thinking we'll need to build a new one.
Let's build a house for mouth and co.
Are I greedy?
Like, look at the size of this fucking manor, bro.
No place to fit this thing.
Are you trolling?
Greedy ass.
Put you on prison island here with that new plane view.
I'm sure we'll have a great time living in this house together.
Say, do you have any ideas for what to call our household?
Could be the La Casa.
If you have a good name for us, I'd love to hear it.
I've got the perfect one.
It's Mouth Manor.
I know it doesn't include Dan's name, but it is a callback to the television show Milf Manor,
and it's a literative, and Malf is living in it.
It was Milf Miner.
No, you're a crazy note to end the stream on.
Malf Manor.
It's singular.
They'll be known as Malf Manor.
Mouth Manor.
Mouth!
Mouth...
Mouth...
Manor.
They'll be known as Mouth Manor.
Mouth...
Manor. It is like calf, yeah they're saying like math manor.
They'll be known as mouth manor.
That's so good! Then we shall be henceforth known as mouth manor.
Thanks for the excellent idea. I hope you'll keep checking in on us,
the members of mouth manor.
Mouth had a big come up today.
Last few streams his characters had nothing going on.
This one he became the main character.
I skate with a loud voice.
Smiley, wide-eyed, winking, blissful, nonchalant.
Those unimpressed dude.
Unimpressed is not really for mouth, but it could go crazy.
I feel like he eats while savorin'.
Is Plainview hungry?
He needs some beans.
You're so real for that.
He'll probably level up off that too.
He's gonna have such a good fucking polycule going with Elizabeth Holmes.
I feel like I got one step closer to my true self.
Don't get any ideas.
Um, good seeing you.
Bro is hungry.
Yum.
I'm watching it every time, man.
It's so, so cool.
It's so beautiful, you know?
Psychastic Shiva in Final Fantasy 7.
Is that all he's ever gonna eat?
Stop drilling you've hit oil, my lord.
Say you're a baby and you ate the first food you've ever eaten.
Say it split the seas and made a font of water appear before you presenting that food on the
top of the font as if exalted by the almighty themselves.
Why would you have a dame to eat a different food when you've already seen blissful perfection
in all of its might?
shit like that right? So when before eating he says, I drink your milkshake. And I know
it makes more sense to say I drink my milkshake, but I drink your milkshake is more thematic.
befitting.
I drink your milkshake.
God, I gotta get a Jack Nicholson on here.
Sorry, can I just, can I flanderize myself for a second?
I'll let him say his line first.
Please do.
Okay, just give me a second.
Now I'm getting nervous, though.
I'm getting nervous about hitting my line.
I love it. That expression pretty much sums up Mayan as a person.
True though. The Jack Nicholson is like, um, now I got it.
How about you shut your pie hole and give me an egg salad sandwich?
It's a little bit like that. No, no, I was sorry, I did it.
Why don't you shut your pie hole and give me a chicken salad sandwich?
Something like that.
Chicken salad works better than egg salad.
I had are you kidding it's alright I'll do I'll do it a hundred times next week
level bow for that bro um how about a nice cheese or salad are you guys new
heads were you around when when we had our Caesar salad arc where I was learning
to talk like someone from the Midwest yeah I was hoping no I don't really want
anything no glass of water glass of water sounds a little heavy for me glass of
water sounds a little heavy for me I was hoping to just order something
light like a caesar salad no no a cup of coffee is a little heavy for me I
I just ate, I'll just have something light
like a caesare salad.
It's, I think it's gotten better, man.
I think it's gotten even better.
No, piece of bread, piece of, no, I just ate,
I just, I actually, I had a really big lunch.
I had a really big lunch late.
I don't think I could eat that much.
Bread's a little heavy for me.
I think I'll just take something light
like a caesare salad.
Can I have one caesare salad?
And would you be able to put a,
Could you put a grailed chicken breast on that?
Could be big, man. Could be big.
Alright, that's going to do it for the stream today. I'll send you over to my wife's stream.
I don't want to go. It's true, but I do have to go pee, so the timing is good.
Have a great weekend and I will see you on Monday.
Later!