Northernlion
the bam adebayo of slay the spire II | !prime | Mister No Back Hair | Mister New PC
03-11-2026 · 5h 01m
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So it's a really true that the team USA.
Baseball manager.
Thought that the team had already clinched their spot in the elimination round.
So he played like the bench.
And then they lost to Italy.
so crazy, man. He didn't even know how the tournament worked.
Because we live in a joke world,
I believe that Team USA will still make it through and then also make it to the finals.
But just for a nice 20-hour window or something today, it's going to be
be so refreshing just to dream. Just to have the possibility, you know?
Nice World's Fair Review. That movie's awesome. Would not recommend. I saw the TV Glow. Interesting
bug bite 666 interesting. So I'm evil because I don't like the hallmark of gay
cinema Greg Araki's The Doom Generation but you don't like one of the
hallmarks of 21st century trans film making I saw the TV glow and somehow
this makes you based. Interesting. This is a very interesting thing I'm noticing
here. Get them? They were trying to get me yesterday. They were calling me straight as
a pejorative. Now, I'll have you know, by the way, I did add Gregorocky's 1997 film
Nowhere to the Watchlist. Because a lot of people said, if you don't like the Doom generation,
it's still worth giving Nowhere a try. And I'm like, you know what? I'll give it a shot.
And I also added, I saw the TV glow to my watch list, but I think I got to do, I see the TV glow tomorrow because it leaves Crave in three days.
It's not on the criterion collection and it leaves Crave in three days.
So I think I need to watch that tomorrow before it gets, before it gets be listed.
I added Lucky Numbers to my watch list.
lucky numbers John Travolta Lisa Kudrow year 2000 I saw that I rented that from
jumbo video I think I can I can picture myself age 11 going hmm John Travolta Lisa
Kudrow how could this movie be bad if I'm if I remember correctly I believe
that John Travolta is a weatherman and Lisa Kudrow is the girl who pulls the
numbers for the lottery and they collude to fix the lottery. But I literally saw it one
time in probably the year 2000 if I had to guess, maybe 2001. When are you going to put
your top four on Letterbox. I have to see four good movies first. I'm thinking in like,
in five years if I keep watching a movie a day, I might get there. Travolta's best film
best film is Phenomenon, if I could change the world I could be the sunlight in your
universe you would think my love was really something good something like that
Phenomenon sucks to ask, by the way, if that was your real opinion, I apologize, but Phenomenon
is god-awful. Phenomenon is horrible, bro. Did you like the Alex G score for World's
Fair? Bug bite 666, I haven't seen their review yet. I'm just kidding, the music was nice.
Although I will say when I was watching the movie, I was like, damn, this movie would
go crazy if it had Spider-land as the soundtrack instead.
If instead of the soft atmospheric and moody rock, it had like a...
That night, what does he say?
Like a bad-eyed ripped-a-girl.
Then I flew out my back door.
A set of fire burning and I railed on through the night.
You know what I'm talking about?
Like a bat I flushed the girl.
Bro, Jinxie flushed me at the streamer awards.
You remember that?
Any foreign movies on the watch list my man?
You're literally going to get banned.
Gulstavo you're going to get banned.
Go look at the last like 10 movies I've watched.
Nine of them have subtitles, bro. I watched two American movies, which are foreign movies to me in the last two days
But before that I was watching the umbrellas of Sherberg in the mood for love the killer the John Woo movie
Not the David Fincher movie. Love in the afternoon by Eric Romer. It's crazy, man
You can turn subtitles on for anything yeah, but like you need it in these movies because I don't speak Cantonese
these men.
This is Canada Make Movies, 33 short films about Glenn Gould, also about 9 Resident Evil's
and 9 Metal Gear Solid's, Omega Boost, Bloody Roar, X-Files, All Over The World, come on,
Ridge Racer, Oddworld.
We make a living, gaming on our playstations.
Boon, boon, boon, boon, boon, boon, boon, boon, boon,
boon, boon, boon, boon, boon, boon, boon, boon, boon, boon.
Boon is a Canada classic.
Yeah, I saw it in theaters, bro.
I've also watched like three Cronenberg movies
in the last 45 days.
So literally, I mean, when you're watching movies
at the pace that I'm watching them,
all of your back seating falls by the wayside, bro.
Why?
My dad likes hockey.
I think my mom was out of town too.
So we were like, let's go see the hockey movie
at the movie theater.
I mean, it's pretty good.
And by pretty good, can I say it's not good.
But it is like a, it's like a five,
It's a solid five to a seven, depending on how stupid you are, but it's at least a five.
Liv Shreider elevates it.
Rax Bar and Grill, his name is Liv Shreiber.
I would expect you to know that considering you're about a five minute drive from the
The gardeners wrote Cineplex Odeon at the Rio Can Center.
Like literally you're right there.
Lamal, what do you want me to say?
Are you like one turn away from the intersection
at Bath and Gardeners, man?
Like you should five minute walk.
Yeah, exactly, five minute walk, bro.
Go to Montana's, go to Denny's.
I don't know what else they got in there.
How did you know?
Cause I went up into Rags Bar and Grill
like 30 times in my life, man.
It's kind of like a pool plus Hooters.
Like if Hooters had pool, but then also,
like every 12 year old had their birthday party there.
Also, can I say something?
Don't walk to the Rio Can Center and go eat at Kelsey's.
Isn't there a great fish and ship spot
that's like right down the street from Racks Bar and Grill?
Can you weigh in on this?
It's been a while since I've been in that party, Kingston.
Librarian, pull up Google Earth.
Your friendship review kind of broke my heart.
I'm sorry, I bought in early on Tim Robinson and I still have a big position in Tim Robinson.
The friendship was maybe the first time where I went, we got to get this guy a new MacGuffin.
We got to get him a new gimmick.
And by the way, I still gave it a three.
I did not dislike the movie.
I loved your AMV, by the way, librarian.
Someone linked it to me.
It was exactly what I wanted.
And then I saw that it had like 200 likes.
And I was like, well, I guess this one's just for me.
Nobody else thought it was funny at all, but I love it, man.
I love when it will give back you too.
I thought that was awesome, man.
What about the 200 other people?
Well, it was on Twitter.
so it's probably like literally 198 like Russian botnets. I also think your poor things take
as whack. You're talking about poor things, the second best movie of the 2020 so far?
Are you trolling me?
Real, thank you! I've got a real cinephile backing me up.
Bro so crazy halfway through we are all going to the world's fair
When they pan there they zoom out I should say and you realize that
JLB is actually a bald adult man. That's not okay
What's that right before we start? I'm feeling so much better today get it twisted recipes or remedies for real
Song Ge Tong saved my life having some chicken jinseng soup that my wife
cooked last night saved my life. I think if I blow my nose once before we start
this run I'll never have to do it again. What's your necklace? It's not a necklace
I have a pom pom perine hair clip on my collar which indicates that I'm half cat
because I'm half cat I'm able to pass by the rocking chair that denotes where the
cat area of the house starts without paying a toll at the cat toll bridge
which honestly is huge for me because I do be doing a lot of cross-cat bridge
traffic considering it's right in the middle of the house so if you'll give
me a second I'll be I'll be right back
we're back y'all it's still there yeah man I'm not taking it off I'm not taking
it off don't even talk to me about the pump on purine Sanrio character
rankings bro I don't want to hear it. The start is a defect man. I really don't want to hear it.
It's so crazy to me that isn't Pachako number one in the rankings. And why are we glazing like
Batsumaru so much man? It doesn't make any sense. Raise Gudetama. We gotta pump those Gudetama
numbers up. I don't know. So I literally just take greed every single time I have the option.
I'm going to mix it up a little bit. I'm going to transform a strike.
Every time I transform a strike and it comes up as a strike, I'm like, oh great, I transformed it
into another strike. White noise is pretty good. Hi, Tomo. Hi, Tomo. Yeah, Karomi. Karomi's got a
certain Genese Qua. Very low amount of campfires, man. I actually think we want to take this path
and then see if we can get some cards upgraded honestly but she was something
like that
Sanrio characters reminded me of when he was in a bad place a theme park well
okay very funny but can I say that like the experience that I had in Sanrio
Pure-O-Land, I feel like it's the same experience that the main character of We Are All Going
to the World's Fair had when they saw that auto zone.
Like any kind of space, whether liminal, subliminal, or superliminal, can trigger a nervous breakdown
if you're in the right kind of position.
And also, if I may say so, all the other people that were inside of the theme park that were
or adults without kids at the Sanrio theme park
where it was all rides for children and mascots
that should only appeal to you.
If you're a child, they're not real people.
They were holograms, they were avatars,
they were not human beings.
I believe when they exit the facility,
they go back to being human beings.
But when they were inside of the building,
they were synths, they were corposynths.
And as the only real human being
that was inside of the building at that time,
I think it was actually a logical reaction
to have a nervous breakdown inside of there.
Because when you are surrounded by people
that are pretending to be insolved
and you're the only person that's actually insolved
that's inside of the building,
it would be illogical to pretend that everything's okay.
Regardless,
I don't love chaos, but I do love orb.
So let's give it a try.
Isn't this a Japan breakdown story?
Buddy this isn't the Japan Breakdown story, this is my life, okay?
Whenever you play a power, gain energy.
Thanks for nothing, bro.
What does insolved mean?
They're like custom orthotics you can get for your shoes if you walk on your toes.
And I legitimately think they're going to change the world.
So you can't deal with Sanrio, but you can deal with Disney?
No, I had a breakdown at Tokyo Disney Sea too,
but that was like the second breakdown of the trip.
So I was kind of used to it by then.
I did have a little bit of a breakdown watching
middle-aged Japanese people freak out over like the eighth
most popular animal mascot from the Jungle Book
and like screaming a millimeter away from my face,
but I got over it, man.
And honestly, again, let me say,
I was at Tokyo Disney Sea,
so I was like, what did I expect, man?
What did I expect?
But I was also like, damn, what's wrong with you?
I was kind of, I was saying some stuff there,
if we're being honest, it was a little bit unfair,
but at the same time, I was kind of freaking out.
And I was like, this is a real human being beside me.
That's excited to see like the squirrel
from the rescuers down under or something like that.
So I mean, they're both at the grace of God,
go I guess is what I'm trying to say, but glass orb, huh?
I get it, that would fry me.
Yeah, plus I'm like, I'm there with my kid
and my kid isn't even like as excited as these adults are.
Let's just let the lightning finish the job.
We all have an inner child?
Yeah, but my inner child, even like my outer child when I was a child, wasn't really that
excited to see like, you know, Baloo or something like that.
It was more like, you know, to feel the wind on my face while I whipped a tennis ball against
the concrete foundation of my house for like six straight hours on the 38th day of summer
vacation. You know what I'm talking about? Like a...
like that? You'll
the rain on your skin, Samurai, exactly. Damn, he has no whimsy. I literally have
so much whimsy. It's just for like the natural phenomenon of the organic world.
It's not for like duck tails a woohoo
I
Resent what they've done to you. It's not your fault. I
Resent what they've done to you save me save me samurai wait. We're gonna fucking die here, bro. I
Shouldn't have attacked you. I should have attacked you
You have whimsy for cracked out uncle. I actually I have a lot of whimsy for cracked out uncle
Cause I think literally it's like the uh, it's the most awesome video of all time.
Can we start calling him awesome uncle?
We should start calling him cracked uncle.
Cracked uncle crashes kids birthday party.
Kato caught whizz, whimsically.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay.
I really can't afford to spend 8 HP, but at the same time, I can't afford not to spend
8 HP on a random forgotten relic from the past.
What the hell is a forgotten relic, man?
I mean, it's eight golds.
It's 12 gold until we spend gold at a shop.
Pretty solid, though.
I mean, if you're gonna get plating, get plating early, man.
Relics from Slavispyre 1 that aren't normally available.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
14 damage, huh?
Two block for each unique orb you have.
i think we take a stab
uh... we take our one in three chance that this kills this rab back here
wait what we had to
all this class all-class hits every turn it's not only what it's about
well we actually glasses awesome
i was in the opinion that it's soft but it's actually good i thought you had to
evoke it to do a oe damage but it just doesn't every turn
Now it's actually, it's too good, so I'm mad at it.
What does it start at?
Starts at four, man.
I mean, okay, just being honest, we need some form of defense.
So I think that's a skip, sadly.
It's a skip into arrest.
I'm feeling very likely that I, maybe that I don't die.
see. Can only do 20 damage a turn. It's not a problem for a guy like me. You pre-fired
the campfire screen. I know how it works. A beast like me has played this so-called
slave-espire game a few times before in my life. What's the most performative Raminé
flavor. That's a good question for a guy like me. That being said, it's actually a horrible
question for a guy like me because I literally don't know any Ramune flavors except defaults.
I know a lot of Kalpiko flavors. My kid is a big Kalpiko fan, but I don't know that many
Ramune flavors. I'm sorry to tell you. I need to get you into a position where I can kill you next
turn. I obviously, obviously we can do that. Holy cow.
Cowpea Go Tier List. I don't want to ruin like anybody's day or whatever, but I
think default is really good. Original. And then I've, the, a lot of the fruit
flavors, I find them very, I mean obviously it's artificially flavored, but I
to find them like very artificially flavored. White peach, white peach for me might be the
actual worst one to be honest. No disrespect. It's no naikwilate, let's put it that way.
Light cheese, worse? I don't know if we ever got that one. We've had the melon, we've had
the mandarin orange, had the mango, had a lot of the strawberry.
None of this is what I want, man.
None of this is what I want at all.
Please give me a good relic.
Okay, this is maybe the greatest relic we could have possibly gotten.
long as we don't die in the process. Draw three. Buffer if we could get enough block
would actually be so crazy. Like we need to get, um, I'm just, I'm just gonna say it bro.
We need to get a Frost Orb. I could have, I could have tried to kill one and stun the
other ones. We need to get a frost orb here. Oh, that's huge! And now buffer stops us from
taking damage. Now we just have to kill one, which is not guaranteed. You're doing 14 damage.
I need to not die. Please hit one of them.
You're fucking trolling me, bro.
Why is the defect on creatine?
Thick stacks. My pocket's on creatine.
Young money dipset. We're a team. If you don't like it.
No, Vaseline. So they got to skip a lot of the words in, um,
in Lil Wayne's, uh, upgrade you freestyle. Well,
I got to skip a lot of the words.
If I see a crime, you know I'll be snitching.
Wait, that's not how that's supposed to go.
Glacier.
This is literally the card that we need.
Skill with Nimble 2 or an attack with Sharp 2.
I mean you go, you go nimble too on a glacier.
We actually might have a run, bro.
We get time for some glass.
Start here.
Channel too dark at the end of your turn
to invoke your leftmost orb.
Could still be big.
Chat, why did it play twice?
I'm not mad, but why did it play twice?
It didn't?
You can't see your orbs?
Wait, wait, wait.
I forgot.
I'm supposed to be like here instead.
Because it channeled too dark?
I don't know, bro.
talking like Bonnie Prince Billy. Bro, you're talking like Bonnie Prince Billy right now.
Actually turned out kind of okay. Right most action covered. Oh ghetto you so rarely see
more than one enemy or more than three enemies. Don't even worry about it, bro. Channel too
dark don't worry about it I saw the TV glow brother me in 21 hours no 23 hours
when I have finally seen that movie I saw the chibli glow maybe I bet his head
gets hot as fuck when he's playing this game have you heard him talk he just
Just keep saying Titan Hollow, Titan Hollow, Titan Hollow.
David Desmouchin's pretty good in it.
Have you seen David Desmouchin's number one movie?
The Angry Video Game Nerd movie.
Which, do we have the Cine2 Nerdle admin?
I have a Cine2 Nerdle admin in our community,
like the commissioner of the Cine2 Nerdle battle group.
Can we get the Angry Video Game Nerd added to
Cine2Nerdl, which means it needs to be on like TMDB or whatever.
Can we get that in there so that you can actually play that as a kill shot on David Das Malchin?
The connection doesn't work. It fucking should work. And also,
I think it has Lloyd Kaufman in it, which allows you to get the Toxic Avenger, which allows you to
get the Roof Man. So I have a way out, but you don't have a way out. You get to get mired in there
forever. It's in there, you typed it wrong. Unlikely. That's unlikely. What the hell?
Add an injury to your deck for a random relic or fight them for greater rewards? We have
to do a lot of damage, but I think we can do it plus we heal after it anyway. I mean,
Starting with the popper's damage is awesome.
It's on TMDB, not sure why it didn't work in the game.
Can I say something?
Apparently I've typed it wrong.
So don't take it as a personal attack, even though I specifically called you out by reputation.
I played an attack.
That means I won't get four block this turn.
breaking. We're gonna live. Craziest part about this whole thing is that we're gonna live.
Obviously we have to play this.
I love how he gets sat backwards. That's so awesome for a guy like me to see.
Don't fear the creeper, we'll be able to mine.
Baby, take my hand.
Baby, baby, take my gland.
Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo.
Two potions, a bag of marbles.
Cool-headed also, pretty imp- actually, the loop might have been the play.
Now, who is our boss?
Our boss is fish.
fish put some shit in our hands. We have fish oil though, which is crazy because oil and
water don't mix. I guess that's how the fish oil stays inside. Taking a drink after a joke
that actually sucks. That's right, Lloyd Kaufman is in the Superman movie too, the James Gunn
suit. He's in every James Gunn movie and then you take him to the AVGN movie. That's the
Maybe I had it wrong, maybe David Dess Moushins not in the AVGN movie, maybe he's in kick
assia.
I might be wrong.
That connection doesn't work.
When you say it doesn't work, do you mean it doesn't work in the game or it doesn't
work because they're not actually connected?
Oh, he's an extra in the AVGN movie.
Oh.
They're littered, by the way, we don't use the E-word anymore, they're called background
actors show some respect I'm literally gonna lay it on the line here bro like
in the Canadian Olympics commercial
we're gonna take a chance
actors without houses it's kind of like doctors without borders when you think
about it. He's known for his roles as a henchman in the Dark Knight and a superhero with a glowing
rash in the Suicide Squad. Good job Google AI, that is true. He does have a glowing rash
in a manner of speaking in that movie. Let me see what my power is when you create a
status card channel and orb. What about when an opponent creates a status card? What about
when the op creates a status card.
By the way, speaking of actors and houses, anyone else get
taken out of we are all going to the World's Fair by how nice
JLB's house is like, bro, where do you work?
is literally flicking me, bro. What is that? It's like a 5000
square foot house, bro. You're over here, like being the admin
for reddit.com slash r slash creepypasta. What's your what's
your mortgage rate, bro? That's crazy.
He's in IT.
I mean, yes, that was my read on it as well, is that he's in information technology.
It's like I know his ass is in like, he's the CTO for HQ trivia or something like that.
He's like employee number six at some kind of AI based crypto startup in New York City.
Nah he's alright though.
He's alright, he's alright, he's alright.
He moves in mysterious ways.
Could be the next AMV librarian.
Could be the next AMV.
I love to you.
Thank you for saying that.
I know.
Han Solo?
I know.
It's going to have to be a glacier.
No NLs about to die when he locks in on the singing.
I've literally like never been more alive than this.
Oh shit, you lose the HP directly.
It doesn't do damage.
Wait, I'm actually fucked, man.
No, you're right.
I'm obviously going to die.
Unless we can get a crazy, dual-casted dark orb next turn,
end the potion and some amazing attacks
we don't need another or
well no no
we do need another or spot we don't even have a dual cast bro we have to draw
but then we can't play the or we can play on the or
we want of a lightning or but in a strike
and then with this one extra draw that we have we have to get
dual cast and then there's a non-zero chance we can win. It's like a 1 in 17
chance. Oh! Becken! Oh and he's intangible!
We go again. We go again. We got one more turn to make it work.
Okay, shit, wait, wait, wait.
Dual cast.
Beckham, Beckham, Beckham.
Fire potion. Two lightnings.
Cinema. And we didn't rest.
And we didn't rest before the fish.
We got one last chance to make it real.
So let's turn out about for some wheels.
You think I don't know Thunder Road?
Where is this?
We got one last chance to make it real.
I gotta scroll up.
Yeah, control Alton.
Let's trade in our vote for some wheels.
That's not born to run, bro.
That's Thunder Road.
Which to be fair is track one on Born to Run.
But it's not the song Born to Run.
So, Voltaic is obviously awesome.
Creative AI is just fun, man.
Creative Albert.
I like that.
Creative AI is just fun.
It's not pedantic.
They were literally wrong, bro.
We don't like AI anymore?
Okay, well, you can call it Al.
Call it Al.
We definitely don't want Kaz Katara's Ember, even though it's Chibli's favorite item.
One extra energy per turn, but it extinguishes at the end of the act, or exhausts the top
card of your draw pile to gain strength.
We definitely don't want to exhaust.
It's not a skip.
Let's not go crazy.
I think we take the pumpkin, and then we try to make this floor transformative.
Try to fight as many elites as possible.
Apple form!
You're taking chaos?
With God as my witness my brother you can you can have chaos
Fuck wrap you can have it back. You know what I'm saying mother fuckers
Faced
And I like your shirt, where'd you get it? Thank you for asking I got it at Hills department store and dry goods in
Vancouver British Columbia, but I'm sure you could probably just get it on like a Patagonia website to
Website to a
Now where the dry goods well the clothes were dry, which is nice, but they had like a bunch of like old radios and shit as well
I don't think they're for sale or whatever, but
I honestly think against a basic enemy you just double up on zap man and then
surely I have a kill I do not have a kill I have a kill I don't want my stolen
card back I don't think it's that good we definitely it's storm you want storm
especially upgraded bro
you want storm I think this floor could be big for us midwesterners watching by
the way I really shouldn't be telling you this it's kind of like I'm going back
on my own people by telling you this but I'm gonna tell it to you anyway mid
Westerners if you want to make fun of people who live on the west coast stop making fun of us for having like
$8 drip coffees. We literally just tank those bro. It's not a big deal
Make fun of us for living in a place where when it thunderstorms people get scared
Huge
We do I know because I'm I mean I don't get scared because I'm the most based west coaster
I grew up in the middle of Canada so we used to get thunderstorms all the time and then I moved out here and
Then I realized that everybody gets scared of thunderstorms
Surely we have a kill I'm going to the Chibley school of not doing math
I mean definitely I could I could see the utility of a multicast but there is also a
part of me that's like no there's a part of me that thinks you add multicast remove two
cards add a normality. I can absolutely do that and remove our perfect fit.
Whenever it will be shuffled into your draw pile, put it on top instead. Could
this be nimble and perfect fit? It's interesting. That's true. The other thing
at West Coasters will have the whole earth shake underneath them and go, oh,
I didn't really feel it. That was a baby earthquake. But then, like, whenever there's
an earthquake in Ontario. People are like, I'm at the earthquake. Oh, the water. It
was just a Jurassic Park, bro. My glass of water had ripples in it. Plus these. We cut
two strikes. Hey, now say something funny now. Ever see Garden State? I think we reached
deeper into the hole bro. I think we reach even deeper. I think we get the
fucking Paul in this core and enchanted attack with corrupted no shot we don't
even do attacks choose a card to transform get rid of this last strike oh
please become something that generates orbs
Hyper Beam is literally like, it's kind of a worst case scenario for us.
Might even be worse than a strike, yeah.
Upon pickup, enchant three cards with Edouard.
Gain three block on him.
I definitely feel like, okay, let's start with the obvious.
you cut Normani, you certainly, we love Anchor.
Dwa gain three block.
We get to choose what to put it on.
I mean, putting this on our powers, so they also work well
defensively for us seems like really nice. So like put it on
Storm, put it on creative AI. And then let's put it on modded
because we play it basically every time it shows up anyway.
Putting an enchant on a one-time use card
You only get the block once yeah, but
I'm gonna play it for sure the first time it shows up put them on replayables
But bro, can I say something in my own defense almost all of the cards that we're going to play are gonna come from creative AI man
We don't we don't put them on
Like I'm not gonna be play I'm not gonna be excited to play a one-cause that put it on white noise
Oh wait the way is exhaust to your disingenuous so-and-so. I think I'm sticking with my heart on this one
Is that becomes zero bro, I want it out of my deck. It's low value for us right now
Get it out of here. I don't want to see it ever again
What do you got for me?
Every time you play 10 skills gain seven block you look tired today King wrong
Um, I literally had, uh, I think I had an 86 sleep score, which is pretty good for a guy like me
They're literally they're they're trying to mog me by saying I didn't get enough deep sleep bro. That's literally not my fault
That's not my fault
I fell asleep I did my part I fell asleep
931 woke up
515 and they're like, oh you didn't get enough deep sleep. Okay, whose fault is that bro?
Could be my court is all it's true I
Think of anything free wide noise
Okay, literally free zap is probably better, but
MultiCast gets an X plus. MultiCast being able to be played for zero is nice.
26 minutes for me last night. Wait, wait, wait. Let me see something.
You got 26 minutes last night. Let me check.
Deep sleep. Once I... Actually, I'm sorry, my energy score was an 86.
My sleep score was, of course, it was an 88.
Deep sleep was only fair last night.
I got, uh...
I got 33 minutes of deep sleep last night.
I'm being told my sleep efficiency was only 91.
I really gotta work on those numbers.
Those are rookie numbers, bro.
Okay, literally worst to lead in the game.
And by worst, I mean hardest.
Not that they did a bad job designing it.
You're doing 24 damage.
We already have 24 block.
Let's not exhaust.
How many cards would you say it's ideal to have in your deck by the end of Act 3?
Midwits will tell you that the answer is like 20 or 23 or something like that.
A real Spirehead will tell you it depends, bro.
It literally depends on what ascension you're on and what kind of deck you're running.
People will literally look at like a 30 card deck that's all zero cost cards that draw
other cards and be like your deck is too thick.
The deck is is zero cards
They don't get it they literally don't get it
What are we play we played a storm? I am the storm
We want to
evoke two
Frost orbs as soon as possible
Then we play this we have 18 block. There's 28 damage coming out. I
Don't mind taking a little bit of damage
but on the other hand you're gonna evoke for 10 we could get to 26 this wouldn't
get but it might draw no it'll draw nothing useful okay I think evoke that
frost road obviously I don't know how to do math
actually you're not wrong hyper beam is actually pretty good to have on this
boss. You're not joking. You have frost deal 6 damage to all enemies, random power, creative
AI. I would just really like to not take a bunch of damage this turn. Could evoke this
This is for 3, which is 24 damage.
It's pretty likely to not get a kill, though.
This is 6 damage to all enemies on top of the draw, so that's something.
And then just evoke this, and I think you pray.
There's a little prayer involved here.
The prayer was unanswered.
I am the one son, or I ain't the one daughter.
Can I say something, and I'm being so freaking for real with you?
I don't think either of them are that bad.
I don't think I would mind having a daughter that chooses actively not to take any disrespect
and I don't think it would be bad to have a son who listens to rap music.
I don't think either of those are that bad.
I am the one, the one, your son, don't need the gun.
Yes, man.
Synthesis is interesting.
We are going to be playing a lot of powers, I have a feeling synthesis, we could get some
value there.
Some folks are born to wave the flag.
Am I the first person to ever say that?
I thought you were Chicago posting this whole time?
No man, you got me confused with Mr. Cellophane bro.
Ah, Nephew got me confused with Mr. Salafane.
By the way, I definitely should have played Synthesis.
Not bad, y'all.
Whenever you evoke lightning,
deal six damage to each enemy hit.
It's gotta be done.
Don't come to Chicago. I think I honestly, I think people would love to see me in Chicago.
I think I would pass the vibe check. I would love to go to the ice cream museum. I would
order like a, I would order like an Italian soda or something while you have your Marg
tower. That wouldn't be a problem for a guy like me at all. I think it would fit right
in. I need the deep dish. I don't care, man. I drink the blood. Give me that right there.
Drink it up.
Stormy creative A.I. me.
I love the defect, man.
I don't care if he is a little chunkier now.
Also has the world's largest Starbucks.
Me going to Starbucks,
we're then saying I was at a local coffee shop this weekend.
It is, it is local.
It is local.
The headquarters are not local.
Twenty-seven damage.
Bro, you think you're Catherine Heigl in twenty-seven dresses?
Maudib, Synthesis will give us energy and then it makes a loop-free.
Still a lot of damage, we want to have a cool headed out there.
I would like to take less damage personally, I'm that kind of beast.
You have to take Meteor Strike.
Meteor Strike gets a Frost Orb to the front.
I'm the type of fellow that thinks you probably, I mean we could multi-cast it, but we need
to have some damage.
I think you just dual cast it and accept a little bit of damage to have, if I played
it, I played an attack this turn so we can play that.
take a very small amount of damage, but we at least have a lightning orb out there to
do some damage in the future. Oh my god, I have nine energy bro. Modded. Machine learning.
A lot of energy we're not doing anything with to be fair, but...
Six lightning being channeled.
I don't know if it'll kill you.
I have a hard time believing we would take damage because we would also evoke two of these. That's 20 we play we get to at least 24 block
Guys I got I got evoked confused with channel
Eight block. How much damage are we taking? Eighteen. At least we get, we've triggered
meat on the bone. That's one way to think about it. Lantern's crazy good. Game three
focused this turn. I think if we had more draw that would be awesome. I think as is
we can we can stay where we're at lantern is huge because of the fact that we're not getting energy
on the next turn because our our pumpkin candle is exhausting synthesize me creative ai me
chaos me me when i'm a boy standing in my b-boy stance
I can't value very you would get two things mixed up buddy
Don't even start with me flats. You were you think I forgot who you are you were in chiblee's chat yesterday
Telling him not to play his zero cost strikes because they're ethereal and they need to get exhausted
They weren't ethereal bro. They were eternal, which is the exact opposite of ethereal
Oh boy, I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder, because that was very embarrassing.
If that were me, I don't know what I would do in that situation, it would be hard to
recover from that.
Let's put it that way.
Get him banned, now they're chill.
We have 19 damage coming out this turn.
Channel 2 dark at the end of your turn, evoke your leftmost orb.
I can live with this because we also get a ton of lightning out of this.
There is now 15 damage on the board and we have played no attacks.
Playing no attacks means we get 4 block for free at the end of the turn.
We can't see the intentions.
There's no place to put that camera, okay?
You have to live with it.
You have to live with it, Kager.
three three you have to live with it. I'm not going to put it over my guy. Honestly and
I should know this at this point in my life being on this cursed website for so long.
There's like a few jokes that everybody who makes them thinks it's the first time they're
making them, and I've heard them 10,000 times each. Put it over your guy, dead
center of the screen, full screen 50% opacity, bounce it around like a DVD
screensaver. It has the same vibe as when people say, like, midday on a Sunday
and they've been online all weekend and they say, wouldn't it be a funny joke if
he went live tomorrow with a wig on and didn't mention it at all? Okay, bro, it
be funny for like a second and a half how am I gonna sustain that bit for five
hours man five hours of like hey your hair looks good thank you like what do
you what do you think is gonna happen man if we did that how am I taking so
much damage on this turn that seems impossible it would be funny just your
invention of it is all the humor. That's why I'm saying doing bits is idiotic
because you get 95% of the juice out of coming up with a bit and imagining how
funny it would be. All you need to do at that point is not do the bit because
you're investing so much to get that extra 5%. It's so much better to just
say, wouldn't it wouldn't it be funny?
Tell that to Jerma? I mean this is not the dollhouse stream. This is playing Slay the
Spy with a wig on, okay? There's two very different things. You're saying, oh, you hate
the director of the Resident Evil movies? Oh, what about the guy who made one battle
after another? That's two different Paul Anderson's, bro. It's two different Paul Anderson's.
No powers in hand.
Are you trolling me?
I believe that we draw a power off of this.
We don't want our ne- ah, this is such a whiff, man, but it is what it is.
Either way, six damage to all enemies.
Charge batteries, set up your next turn.
They need to patch the Paul Andersons.
Literally, Paul Thomas is OP.
Thomas Anderson is OP. Paul W.S. Anderson? Meta dependent. It depends on the state of
the meta. This is going to hurt but because this is our win condition we literally have
to play it. Any chance I could turn and face the fella? Doesn't look like it bro.
Both Paul Anderson's married up though. Are we sure that Paul W.S. Anderson married up?
I mean I know he married Mila Jovovich but her judgment is called into question because
She's in all those Paul W. S. Anderson movies
La Mal la Mal la Mal
Sorry need to put out a hit on on Mila Jovovich, but I
Mean she's a she like a monster hunter movie or something like that
And don't say some shit when when movies suck people love to say it ain't that bad for a rainy
afternoon buddy we have the criterion collection I still haven't seen Cleo from five to seven okay
first time you play a zero cost attack this turn that's nothing man I don't even know what orb is
Where is it the front anymore?
You know that movie is Paul W.S. Anderson?
Yes, Broke!
Is this the only movie she does?
Or it could be either Words or it could be a Luke Besson movie.
Motherfucker, man.
You're doing 49 damage?
I don't even think I can turn and face you.
What's your issue with Luke Bisson?
Okay, I pull up the video essay.
We need block.
Give me glacier.
Cool headed, might draw an attack that can turn us around.
It didn't, we're not getting hit that hard.
We're just getting hit for 24.
He made Valerian, but that is one of the worst things
that he's ever done.
That is what, I wouldn't say it's the worst,
but it is kind of up there.
That movie is not good.
We will have enough block. I believe that we will have enough block.
We already have enough block.
In that case, ball lightening because you don't need extra block.
We may need to
Gigantify Potion Hyper Beam to finish this job.
Stay on you.
play a creative AI for zero cool headed it's all right 21 damage that KO it's
time for your line
they both they both they both they both they both reach for the bot yes man I
I know what you're talking. Wait, they both, they both, they both, they reach for it. They both, they both, they both are the one, the one, the one. You don't need a gun. They both reach for it. The one, they suck. God, that could do Richard gear.
Richard Gear. You're crazy, man. We're literally not even evoking Hyper Beam. I'm just trying
to figure out, don't we want to, we want to Glacier first to evoke the Lightning and then
play Hyper Beam so it kills. Okay, we made it. We don't create status cards.
We can draw one additional card every turn. We need the energy. I know we have
Lantern, but that's only on turn one. Felix's impassive block is in order for
Who's oh, it's the motherfucker man
It's the motherfucker, dude
The worst of all the motherfuckers
Three attacks in your deck get instincts. So it could be a one cost or zero cost ball lightning a
Zero cost hyper beam which doesn't matter because I only okay, so this is not playable whenever you kill an elite upgrade four cards
Don't even think about the other ones.
Sometimes you kind of laugh like Ernest from the eponymous film series.
Great.
W use of eponymous, by the way.
A lot of people think that's the horse from Zelda.
I would say I'm a little Varney coded, yeah man.
You know what I mean, Vernon?
She's always saying some shit like that.
Wait, does Glacier get us enough block?
Yeah, I didn't do the math, but I'm assuming.
Authentic Bulgarian meaght type shit.
I thought it was the other girl from Les Mis.
halfway? It's crazy that I can't find a way to do two damage to you. How is it possible
that I can't do two damage to you on this turn? Lightning orb? Yeah, but bro, I lose
three focus sorry why am I even entertaining this kind of neophyte
discussion in chat you don't know of the powers you're dealing with to be honest
with with you but either way we play this you definitely charge battery I
thought maybe we'd get a little more juice out of that but still lose a
little max HP
single attack
I don't think we give a fuck about cold snap, man.
I like our deck as is.
I'm sure there's some shit that would work for us, but I don't think cold snap really
moves the needle.
Meat on the bone for two random relics?
It's very spicy, man.
I think I'd rather give you a potion for one random relic.
horrible relic for us one extra focus is big we can get we can get focus put
every rare from your draw pile into your hand is crazy not that we'd have the
energy to play them but I think we definitely want that a disc we can get
our own orb slots I think we definitely want bag of prep and data disc. Real data
disc I would honestly say it's either Braveheart Gladiator or Saving Private
Ryan. Probably some of the number one dad movies on the planet if you're asking
a beast like me.
Heats?
Isn't it crazy that's heat that heat is older than those movies but I feel like it's younger coated?
Like if someone told me their favorite movie was
Braveheart, I would be like you're at least 47 years old. If someone said their favorite movie is heat
I would be like you're a 31 year old guy
Very interesting
Don't really mean anything by it, just sort of interesting.
You really gained nine strength a turn?
It's kind of a law, man.
What do you think of the thin red line?
Malak Slop?
I've never seen it.
Before you get mad at me, I should acknowledge I've never seen it.
I don't I don't know if I've ever seen a single Terence Malick movie to be honest
You play synthesis
I feel like we need more lightning out there to eventually ruin your life
You need to see some bro, I'm watching a movie a day like I'm getting there. Okay. It's like I can't watch him any faster
You play a power gain energy. Well, that's like incredible.
I could do 30, I could do 40 damage to you.
But then you're still going to hit me really hard.
This would deal 7 and this is 17 damage, which would leave you at 45.
And then this would channel three more which would do 30 which still leaves you alive
I think you just got a I had extra energy on my bed
It's got to minimize the damage
In the heat interviews Pacino says he was playing a character high on cocaine and it's like yeah, I'm sure you were buddy
Can I say something?
Why do people care about Pachino who's on cocaine and heat?
Like A, that shit was filmed before you were born, B, it's literally his business.
It's a hippo violation to suggest that he was a drug addict.
Also it's called acting.
I mean he was probably on coke in a lot of his shitty roles too, to be honest.
And he's done a lot of dreck people, he's done, have you ever seen Simone?
Am I the only person on earth who's ever seen Simone?
Does anyone else go see the recruit in theaters when they were 13?
I thought it was pretty good, came home, saw that on Rotten Tomatoes it had like an 8%.
What the fuck, bro?
It's literally Splinter Cell, the movie.
W Dark Orb.
You know what?
Go ahead.
I saw you were hating on me in cheerlease chat yesterday.
Please apologize.
No, I'm not vibing with you, to be honest.
Why? If you had access to the chat histories of this chatter, you would not be asking me
the question and suggesting that I'm being mean, okay? And also, I was not hating on
you. I was protecting Yeti, and then Chibli said, didn't you want Yeti? Didn't you offer
to let me, which is Chibley, ban Yeti, if I, which is Chibley,
banned Maluminesce.
And I said, yeah, but that's just
because I'm really not vibing with Maluminesce.
I don't think you should ban Yeti without there being
like a prisoner trade situation, because I
want to get something out of it.
Because if you ban Yeti in your chat,
he's just going to be here more often.
That's not fair to me.
If you want to do like a prisoner exchange,
we can figure it out but like for no benefit for myself no shot man I think
we have to you know what start with the capacitor which keeps that dark orbit
the front then dual cast it white noise to get another oh another creative AI is
so crazy
How old do you think Yeti is?
I 100% believe that they were born in like 2007, which is fucking crazy, cause I was
in my first year of university, but it is insane, man.
What's crazy is that like in 10 years, I'll be 47 and people will be in my chat that
are like, I was born in 2017 and I'm gonna be like, what the fuck, 2017, that just don't
seem right, man. That just doesn't seem possible. You're still going to be doing this at 47.
I hope so, bro. You're still going to be filling out spreadsheets at 47. I mean, honestly, you
probably hope so too. I'm not trying to ruin anybody's life, but it actually seems pretty
optimistic to still be doing the job like that at 47 so I thought well man fuck off you and you
were trying to fuck me first and I fucked you by accident and that's my fault fuck you buddy
we all this generates some lightning for us so there is some temptation you know what get in there
I don't want to lose an orb slot wait yes I do because we'll still generate lots of orbs off of
it and we'll maybe even evoke orbs faster. Like this is 9 damage and a lightning, but
this is 2 lightning.
channel too dark and now I see a motherfucking darkness okay buddy you're
literally not doing damage this turn do you like hate winning order was all
all fucked up. First time you play a zero cost attack. Do I look like a dilligaff, bro?
I 100% believe you're dead, but I'm still gonna play block just in case. Ah, shit. You
You know what, that's 4 times 6 is 24, you're literally dead.
And you upgrade 4 cards for me.
Dude, I would have happily taken another coolant.
Am I crazy?
it didn't upgrade any cards. Am I freaking out? First hand you draw each
combats upgraded. It literally did. No man, you believe that? It showed you the
four cards. It showed you the four cards and you reacted to them. No man, I think
I'd remember that to be honest with you. Whenever you play a power game, energy! The
The world is filled with it, bro, and there's a lot inside of you, there's a lot inside
of me too, apparently.
Give me two of those.
So that's enough block.
I guess I would prefer...
What do I care if my cards are ethereal, bro?
We make new ones every single turn.
The apples and stereo posting?
You know it, brother.
should have evoked that lightning orb. I think you might not make it to 47, bro. Can I be honest
with you? I think I give myself like a 93% chance of making it to 47.
I think a 7% chance of dying within a 10-year period in middle age is, that seems pretty fair
to me. We've done this bit before though and honestly I don't shy away at all from these
these kind of actuarial stats.
Is there literally like an actuarian chat?
Because if there's an actuarian chat,
like I'd love to get their opinion on it.
We're literally chill.
You can look up the tables.
Yeah, but don't tell the actuarians that.
They had to spend a lot of time in school.
That was my first storm. That's crazy, man.
19 damage. 19 damage. Do I look like a daily gaff? I don't think so.
make it to 47 and much more. Well I'm like for the most part I'm doing what I can but
you could also like I mean I don't want to tell you how shit happens. To you know fall
off a ladder, changing a battery in my smoke detector or something like that, get a horrible
disease, be bisected by a Cadillac Escalade driven by an 80 year old man who's looking
at his phone while he's driving. Honestly increasingly that seems to be like the most
likely way that I'm going to go
Have my head sticking out the window trying to get some air like the Joker at the end of the dark night
And then like you know have it knocked off by like a yield sign or something like that like some shit
That's never happened before
It's big
Let me evoke some orbs before we play modded
Cool head me, going out like Paimon ass, my partner was convinced as a middle
schooler he would die in a horrible accident before he was 21.
I'm not, first off 21, 21.
Secondly, I'm not putting this shit on your partner because they sound cool based on
Nothing, but people love saying shit like that like a dude, you know who like is in
Perfectly average health at age 20 will say some shit like I don't see myself making it to 30 and you're like, what are you talking about man?
Pretty you got the same odds as basically anybody else out there
It's depression posting. They literally just want attention. It's that simple. It's performative.
Whenever you play a card that costs two or more, gain four block. Kind of big for a beast like me.
Glasswork is interesting for me to poop on. I am kind of tempted to do two elites,
But I'm gonna stick with one elite
My ass not making it to act three
That's pretty funny, you know what that's that's pretty fucking funny
Guys why is nobody saying I'm so awesome and say the spider everyone was saying this deck was fucked and now look at it, bro
You're awesome. You're awesome. We love you. You're bald. They got me confused with JLB
from We Are All Going To The World's Fair, man. You hate to see it. Now, you love to
see it you love to see it I would just like to strike you to be honest so I
think we play creative AI and a ball lightning gets us out of a pickle and we
get so many gremlin horns off of the shit oh too many people in act 2 are
trying to relive act one bro it's so sad we all know somebody who peaked on the
first elite fight man it's like a buddy the statue was 15 nodes ago okay it's
time to enter the real world yeah yeah yeah bro we remember when you made you
drew bash on turn one and then bludgeon on turn two when you won in two turns
Okay, we all we were all there. That was cool
Like what have you done lately, bro?
Plus your decks got 29 cards you idiot my bad guys my bad on that one
Sorry brother at print and scan has a firmware update
That was pretty urgent I wanted to make sure I got to that quick
12 damage.
Who gives a fuck, bro?
We still own you?
Kind of an embarrassing performance for you.
What are your thoughts on BAM's 83 point game?
BAM BAM got 83 points BAM at a bio got 83 points BAM the two-way player in the
NBA for the heat got 83 points no bro I bet the under on 82 and a half
stupid stupid stupid stupid no I thought that I thought it was a sure thing I
thought there was no way oh my god I didn't see that I'm still stunned by the
the news that the American coach in the world baseball classic didn't know how the tournament
worked so we put out the B team against Italy thinking they'd already made the quarterfinals
and then got their ass beat man.
I do think we like another glacier.
Block is good.
attack later.
Maudi.
Don't take my decks, bro.
What's the latest in the pit?
Bro, we need a real Dr. Robbie.
We need to get the whole fucking country pulling in the same direction to figure out how we
can produce a thousand Dr. Robbies a year.
It could literally save society.
It's called sex.
I'm not willing to go that far.
I see you in chat.
I volunteer.
He's literally busy, OK?
Reformative ass.
Could you be a good doctor?
Probably not, if I had to guess.
I'm not like the average person who thinks that they would be good at everything that
people are bad at, because they think that they're special.
I'm pretty sure I'd probably be just about, maybe a little bit above average at everything.
Just being honest, would I be awesome at things that are hard?
No man, I'm not stupid.
I would just be like better than most people.
i'm sure it's hard to be an awesome doctor that's why realistically i think i
would only be pretty good at being a doctor
there's obviously is not easy
or more doctors would be amazing instead of just you know
and
i love a deck where you just play your cards man
Definitely storm.
Definitely cool, like.
Definitely white noise.
Oh, definitely echo form.
guys I forgot we had echo form I mean that was a great turn for doing damage
but ideally I would like to put up a little bit of block as well I guess
It's not as bad as I thought it was, honestly.
It would actually be good to take, like, four damage this turn.
Now I'm either one to figure out how to take four damage this turn.
No, I definitely don't think so, but I think it starts with ignoring Echo Form to play
machine learning so you channel your frost and don't quite get the 40 block.
And then you play a defend which takes you to 38 so you take 5 damage and then you play
an attack so you don't get 4 extra block.
And then as a result you take 5 and then you get just low enough to trigger meat on the
bone.
And then you're all going to pay.
I mean, double energy is actually awesome with multicast, but you'd have to have them
on the same turn.
Honestly, I don't think you need any, man.
I'm just being so fucking for real with you.
Now, this boss is a damn nightmare, to be honest with you.
But we made it here without even spiking our cortisol at all.
We storm early is exactly what you want to see.
And then you get stronger the more skills we play.
Now that doesn't mean we won't play skills.
It just means we have to be careful about which ones we play.
I would happily play a modded because it gives us block to begin with.
And then I would happily play a glacier because it gives us frost to work with in the future.
and I would happily play a zap because we'll kill you next turn.
Probably.
And then we get creative AI.
We get creative AI off of this.
Spinner's actually pretty good for the one that gives us block based on our unique orbs.
You're doing 22 damage.
literally don't care. I have a 6 for 50 win rate in this game I might be Bung's
people will hate to hear me say it but it's actually damn true Slay this buyer
is a hard game like my win rate I probably have like a 75% win rate but
you also have to keep in mind that that's like I played the first game for
literally like 3,000 hours or something like that so I'm piggybacking off of like a lot of
a lot of prior prior knowledge
and I'm still making mistakes 30 days like a lot of mistakes losing orb slot
Well, this kind of sucks, but what's your thing again?
Are you just come back stronger?
You shuffle a wound when you receive unblocked attack damage.
Well, obviously we don't give a fuck about that.
I am gonna lose an orb slot to gain dex.
That seems smart, and we can always gain more with modded.
We do like no attack damage, so this is irrelevant to me.
You really want to play in Echo form.
I think taking a small amount of damage
to get an Echo form out there,
we might not even take any damage.
We take no damage at all.
We are going to win, bro!
Ha ha ha ha.
At least now I can tell why I lose it's usually because I added one card and it throws off
the entire deck if I if I may say something well wait first I should focus on winning
but one of the worst things that is a beginner habit and say this fire that I do myself as
well even to this day is adding a bunch of like adding one card to the deck and being
like now I can only add cards that have synergies.
Like I've added a perfected strike, now I can only add cards with strike.
And then all of a sudden you have like a 25 card deck that has no good blocks in it and
you just get whittled down.
Like it sounds fucked up, but like you will do a lot better in Slave Aspire if you stop
taking just synergistic cards that work with your deck and you just take at least some
foundational level of card that is good.
You can always add a couple shrug it off.
You can always add a couple upgraded true grits.
You can always add like an uppercut or something
that does damage and applies some status effects.
Like there's some good stuff in there.
I'm telling you, it's real, man.
You don't have to worry about making a perfect deck.
Wait, real Maya in chat?
Maya, we have a Maya impersonator in chat.
Maluma and Essie, are you here?
Don't worry, by the way, nobody believes them.
But for like a year,
they have been pretending to be you in chat.
And they just, they come in a chat and they go,
I'm Maya.
And then everyone goes, no, you're not.
And like we clocked them immediately, probably last April,
but they just keep up, they keep doing the bit.
And I don't, I don't understand it.
I don't, and don't let it spike your cortisol.
Because at no point did anybody believe that anything that they said was coming from you.
By the way, Kate, I saw you saying, what's on his neck?
This is my hairpin, which is a badge, which also indicates that I'm half cat, which allows
me to pass by the part of our house that is bisected by the cat bridge without paying.
If you're not a cat, you have to pay when you pass the bridge.
And I was passing that like all the time this morning, so I was losing a lot of M&M's.
Anyway, I forgot what I was doing.
Um, we don't want to hit you.
Do we want more decks at the expense of orb slots?
I don't know, we already have an Echo form out there.
I think we might just be fine playing like a cool-headed man.
I'll just go cool-headed into Glacier.
There's no reason we have to rush through this one.
And then we can zap, no need for a multicast.
Why are you paying your cats M&Ms?
Bro, I'm talking about my daughter, not my cats.
Maya's here, she can tell you that cats are allergic to,
well, they're allergic to everything
that humans think is yummy.
But chocolate especially is one of the worst.
Onions, any fatty food, you're not supposed to let your cat eat any fatty food.
They're basically not allowed to have any fun.
Machine learning does a lot of damage here, which is big.
And then considering you're probably dead already, we definitely want to play a modded.
And then, a moddy, a moddy mentioned Kate from Physical 100 and Physical Asia.
A moddy mentioned, bro.
a Volka lightning to have a frost for next thing. What the hell is going on here? I get
that you're intangible. Let's play a first, yeah let's play a power first, which will
play twice unfortunately and then a glacier so we have frost for next turn
and then a chaos an extra energy might not be the end of the world
huge turn 1 defrag holy cow it's not turn 1 it's turn turn 10
It's our first action on the turn.
Ummm...
We literally have enough block already.
I'm just gonna multicast the crap out of here.
MIA paper planes, I fly like Homer, get high like Bart.
The other family members, Maggie, Lisa and Marge.
WAIT!
I'd get one down in a second if you wait.
I'm fly like Homer, get high like Bart.
The other family members Lisa Maggie and Marge.
WHAAYYYY DUDE?
WAAYYY!
That's kind of AWESOME.
I'll play a power for no reason.
Sometimes I go sitting on planes.
Everyone's a winner, we make our own.
That song had a stranglehold on people in 2007, man.
If you weren't there, you weren't there.
But for those of us who were there, we know, man.
I think I would just multicast on you.
Did you ever buy an espresso machine?
Maluma and Essie, it's too late to abandon the gimmick chatter.
OK, like you.
I
Get you think you you think you're in slick with it coming in with some
Starting to type some stuff like I hope you have a good day. It's
You're in a lot of trouble man, you're in a lot of trouble I
Love your stream. It's the best stream. I believe that I believe that I believe that as well doesn't change
It doesn't change everything we've been through together, but I believe that, you know.
Alright, easiest defect run of all time.
We are the goats.
Random garbled lines.
guys the game's bugged it just has the same amount of damage every time
it's I swear it's bugged it's because it also every run that I win offline has
the same amount of damage of all the numbers it's it's it's very funny
Okay, that's SDS 2-1 I guess it's time for the the region man because I haven't gotten
them to Ascension 3 yet why always this guy man random rare no man if you think
these David Berman I really my dream is to one day do silver crucible hit
enough question marks that we get a chest from them, and then our first treasure chest
is actually full. But I don't know if it's ever going to happen. Random Rare could be
really good, man. Let's give it a try. Add three colorless cards into your hand, exhaust.
That's tough. That seems tough. You know, I'm going to take this path so I can upgrade
That sucks. The worst part is that they the...
Ah, crap.
Wait, can I kill you? I can kill you.
The worst part is that the cards aren't gonna cost
zero. They're gonna cost like genuine energy.
But...
Fuck it, we ball anyway.
Well, some of them are going to cause zero, I guess.
A zero-cost card that costs one.
Wait, this fucking sucks, man.
I just read early access for this.
He's going to take one to two years.
Okay, so what?
Are you planning on going somewhere?
In a star draw two cards, eleven block.
Forge three, sovereign blade does double damage to the enemy this turn.
That's pretty normal. I don't know. A lot of games I've played on my stream are a bit
in early access for like 10 years, man. Let me conquer. I have no idea what we're doing
here. Then we wait for it to come back around one more time. Falling Star. Probably not,
I guess I didn't have, oh and extra energy bro. His falling star doesn't cost, it doesn't
cost any energy to play. I was gonna say it doesn't cost money to play. I'm sorry, I'm
gonna be playing Bundle of Joy every single time it shows up. Draw cards until your hand
is full. It's the cheapest skill there is. Dude, yeah, I can't wait until all the people
who are like, I have principles. I don't play early access games until this comes out of
early access and they're like, why is everyone so good?
Like an idiot, man.
I think we're gonna need some block.
Rip High Guard, you will not be missed
except for the 24 people who purchased it.
Can I say something?
I don't give a fuck about High Guard at all,
but I think it's super weird energy.
I know you're just saying a joke.
I think it's weird energy to like dance on its grave.
even though like you weren't gonna play it like who cares man you're like
rooting for its demise when its only crime is like existing just seems like
a little weird to me
what about Concord different story that game is ass no I'm just playing I don't
even remember it to be honest with you oh my god I'm hitting three shops of this
That's horrible, man.
Oh my God.
Well, this one's not that good.
At least we might get enough gold to remove at our next shop.
How about a little bundle of joy?
guys I'm just gonna level with you I think our deck actually blows I don't
think it does anything at all and I do want to add I also think it's my fault
It's only floor 8.
Yeah, I know, it's pretty late for a guy like me.
Um, Catastrophe played two random cards from your draw pile.
All the cards from my draw pile disappoint me, man.
11 damage, a defense, and a strike.
Surely.
Surely I'm hogged here. 32 damage, that does not get you to 70.
How can you not play this though?
you have to now you have to play this every time it shows up
i don't think i can do twenty one damage this turn unless
i mean this is a heavy cost to pay
twenty one yes twenty one
two cards from your draw pile
honestly
We take a chance on this one.
Conqueror!
Ooh, it would be nice if it played the blade,
but that doesn't really make sense.
That's not how that works.
36 damage, get a life.
Conqueror, conqueror, catastrophe.
Honestly, the weakness was so crazy there.
We just wait for Conqueror to come back around
and then we play Sovereign Blade for the kill.
I'm going to cry.
This kills an enemy gain 5 stars.
seven block at a colorless card dear hand gain a block game to vigor
We got enough cut well, you know what maybe we got a colorless synergy somewhere by the way
I'm not mad at you, but I did see someone say if he did did he ever play legends of bruntera
He might like path of champions. I hate to admit. We're not doing that anymore. I'm letting you know I skipped the relic. Oh my god
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god, whatever we make it work regardless
Long story short, we don't do media suggestions anymore.
If you see someone playing something
that they already like it, we don't say,
if you like this, you should play this.
We go, I'm glad you're enjoying this.
We don't, well, if you like that, you would like this.
We don't do that anymore.
Wait, when you create a card game three block,
there's something to this.
There's something to this.
Now, I fully acknowledge that every other person on the planet would have restarted their run
after they skipped warping.
We don't play like that.
I thought he was giving the middle finger here.
Remove a card or upgrade two randoms.
Honestly, we need to upgrade two randoms.
The fact that it only hit one strike is a dream come true.
Pillar of creation.
Forge three gives us four block.
Wait.
Thirty-nine damage to you.
Stuns you for a turn.
Give us some more stars.
Wait, wait!
Give me a defend and a particle wall?
Is the fact that there's a middle finger emoji say something about us as a society?
Yeah, bro. Middle fingers are awesome.
That's what it says.
middle finger giving someone the middle finger is always funny
13 block forge 10 is kind of interesting are we like full on with a sword build here I have no idea of what I'm building towards but whatever we have no aoe
Um...
Wait, but that's okay.
13 block, 4g10.
Conqueror...
On whoever's doing the most damage.
No, on this guy, because we're already almost blocking everything.
Use your energy potion.
Ruin his life.
I'm not playing a particle wall.
wall. Just a block too. We want to save our stars to make an enemy weak and vulnerable.
That's why I killed guy 4. Not Guy Fieri. That's why I killed guy 4 for you guys. So you guys don't
have to be like, I can't see what his intent is. Flash of steel. Huge.
Falling star.
I mean we might as well.
Gathe area is so sick.
No man, no.
Really he looks good.
I've been watching a lot of his grocery games and I thought he was looking pretty good lately.
Honestly, I think as good as Shockwave is, and it's really good, the forge getting us
to a one hit KO on these guys so they can't get blocked is big for us.
Okay, it's just sitting in our deck.
Put every rare from your draw pile into your hand.
Okay.
That's not awesome. That's not awesome. That's awesome.
I'm actually starting to believe this deck can do something. And it started so
messed up. This on the other hand is horrible. Did you win your defect run earlier? I probably
I shouldn't take offense to this, but it's offensive to me that you even had to ask.
Of course you won the defect run earlier, bro.
The boss won save.
The boss won save was peek.
This is curious.
Draw three cards, choose a skill in your hand, play it three times.
could theoretically play like create nine colorless cards, which I think is really
stupid. Draw three, put a card from your hand on top of your drop, I'll gain seven
block. I think because we have one great attack, we can afford block.
What's going on here?
This boss is going to be rough?
I don't even remember what this guy is.
What the heck is that guy?
I still don't know what any of the icons are.
I think we have to put ourselves in a position where we kill you now.
No, you're only going to do six next turn.
Try to kill you.
We might need to pivot for Conqueror though.
On death, he explodes dealing damage based on how long the fight went on for.
This guy's gonna get so strong.
Obviously, we can put up a bunch of block, but we need to find a way to kill the fella.
I'm just going to call it man.
That doesn't kill him.
I still think it's the play.
I still think it's the play.
Okay, thank God. I was like, no attacks is a sick joke.
A little variety today, sir. You're going to see a lot of variety.
Some runs will be the defect, some runs will be the ironclad, some runs will be the silent,
even have the chance to work in some Necrobinder.
41 HP. Little bit spooked by this man.
Little bit spooked. We got to kill them as soon as possible.
Please, something that pops like crazy. Okay, actually there's some gas here.
Four block.
play catastrophe first, crazy to get that forge out there early, and then Prolong
gives us 37 block next turn. Okay, so hit me really hard this turn.
Definitely we play Conqueror, Vulnerable, 69 damage, Sovereign Blade. Okay, that's
something.
10 damage kind of a joke. I need to hit you really hard. I'm not going to play
particle wall. We need to keep that for venerate.
We need to play some in fourth. Now the question is do you play catastrophe?
because if if catastrophe plays a conqueror I'm gonna be mighty disappointed
but it only plays two cards it's not gonna play a catastrophe or sorry I'm a
conqueror not bad it played two cards that suck we would have been better off
playing a strike
Show it to me, Rachel. Show me Conqueror. It's Falling Star. Conqueror. Sovereign Blade
for 117. Now we're getting to the point where we're going to have to put up some block to
deal with the fellow when he dies. At the end of your next turn. Okay, hear me out here.
Lower his strength. I'm going to make the craziest play of all time. Conqueror. Catastrophe
that hits a sovereign blade. It hitting two defense was actually kind of value. Sovereign
blade. 37 damage. Doesn't kill you. Okay give me a bulwark then. Summon fourth. Manifest
me bro. Oh wait, but beatdown could go crazy. What are we drawing next turn? A
defend? We're gonna need to have 33 HP. I feel like I can... like you're doing 10.
This might be crazy, but hear me out.
We need it to be able to get the kill
It's prolonged prolonged exhaust, huh?
Why would it be crazy to play your best card listen bud
I'm gonna be able I'm gonna need to be able to put up like 16 block next turn. I think draw something
I mean, we have to kill you this turn.
We have to kill you this turn and then pray that we can find a way to get there.
Sovereign blade, don't even bother putting it in your hand, man.
It's very interesting dude I don't know a second bundle of joy is kind of crazy because
it's too it's too energy 12 block three colorless cars obviously Forge 30 I guess it is nice
to get some extra damage, huh? I think they're all good. But this is so silly, man. It's so silly.
I'm going silly mode.
We have no AoE whatsoever. Dude, I don't want zero cost. I don't want zero cost trash.
start each combat with an additional 4 energy. I mean that's, I think that's really good
if we could draw more cards on turn 1. Removing 4 cards from your deck is always awesome man.
It counts as creating a card for block.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
That's big.
You think late shop?
Finally, useful late shop on this one?
What about the special path?
Well, yeah, that's the thing.
People don't tell you when you choose one of three.
The other two go away.
I'm sorry to say.
Sad story, but true.
11.
Particle wall.
And the conqueror just to get the blade out there.
Sovereign Blade kind of sucks on this fight, I guess.
Is it better to go for events or battles? I have some horrible news for you.
I wouldn't want to hear this either, but it all depends, man. It all depends.
And I wouldn't want to hear about it either, but it's true.
Ultimate strike. Transform a card in your hand. I'll hit ya. I guess we want to just
see how it goes. Do we have any zero costars in there? We don't. Question marks
are better because they're fun. Huge if true unless you have a card that gives
you a benefit for killing an enemy with it in which case combat can be a lot of
on my 2 cents. What the hell? That wasn't as awesome as I thought it would be. 10 damage
to a random enemy X times.
One cost draw, one.
It's literally the perfect card, man.
What are we not going to play?
This literally does nine damage for two.
It's horrible.
Oh!
They called me a madman. They called me a madman. They don't know, bro.
Every once in a while I feel like it's going...
Can you hear that?
Just listen for it in the music.
Never want to see this card anyway.
That's literally worse, but okay.
I'd prefer to take no damage.
Then we transform sovereign blade next turn.
You gotta throw out the Star Wars DVDs.
up, we're on blue rays now. Wait, this deck is actually good. Whenever you play Sovereign
Blade, gain six block. I actually don't think we care about that that much. We don't care
about the stars. I think this is a skip for me. Random doll. I'll lose 15 HP and choose
one of three. That's kind of what we do around here. Bing Bong, whenever you add a copy to
your deck add another copy. Whenever you play an attack gain a block. At the start of your
turn deal damage equal to the turn number to all enemies. Mr. Struggles is crazy man. Bing
Bong, holy, is Bing Bong even good guys? I got him as my like random doll and I thought he kind
is sucked. An attack is one block. No, but it's funny. I'm taking daughter of the wind,
bro. Especially with colorless cards, you might get zero cost cards. Manifest authorities
removed from your deck. Literally take it, see if I care. Doesn't bother me and the
slightest man. We can get nine block out of particle wall. Bundle of Joy just has so
So much more value later though.
Any advice for surviving the current state of the Leafs?
Yeah, I mean to be honest, stop watching.
You could just pretend that, like, you could check the score but not make any effort to
actually watch the games. You could temporarily become a Buffalo Sabres fan, that's true,
or permanently. I mean, literally, so I root for objectively the worst team in the NHL,
now at least, but they could be even worse next year.
I should have conquered and stunned you this turn.
Is there an undo?
Well, our team is so bad, we traded away a player for like a fifth round draft pick,
and that player now has more goals than anybody else is currently on our active roster.
And my advice to you is when the team sucks, turn off the TV.
Don't worry about like, oh, you won't be a true fan when they win the Stanley Cup.
You literally may die before that happens.
Not to be a bummer or whatever.
There's no guarantee that you will be alive for the parade.
So prioritize your current mental health is my advice to you.
What is your mental health and like the use of your time, you know?
It is crazy that they suck.
Like you got rid of one good player and now your team sucks.
Like that's kind of pathetic to me, but whatever.
Nine damage added to breed your hand.
I mean, creating a card does give us block, and it's like a lot of block.
More damage for each card created this combat.
Oh, shit.
The lure of creation.
Sounds like a Sufjan Steven song.
You're going to give me this?
It comes back into our hands.
You know what, bro?
Give me a bundle of joy even though we can only get three of them.
Well, that's horrific news.
But then, supermassive does 20 damage.
Pretty nice.
I'm a Minnesota sports fan. I'm literally praying on your downfall, no offense. I'm celebrating
every single Minnesota wild loss in the Peloton discord and then when they win 5-0 like they
did last night I'm like well okay they won 5-0 but Fraud Hughes only got one
assist so tough luck buddy tough luck let me get um sounds crazy let me let me
hit you with one of these
W1 block. Guys, actually, I've decided that deck actually sucks.
Nah, maybe it's okay.
Connor Garland, four goals in two games since getting traded.
Nice try, you can't make me care about anything that's happening in Ohio.
You have no debuffs, I think I gotta just take 10 damage out of my hand.
I mean, honestly, like if the Columbus Blue Jackets won the Stanley Cup, I mean, more
power to you, but I'm not the 100% sure I would give a fuck, man.
I think that almost the entire world would forget that the team existed.
They would forget that the season ever took place.
I'll root for Buffalo this year,
that doesn't bother me.
As I, I mean, this is a classic slay this by our situation.
I feel like our deck doesn't do anything.
And then every time I get card rewards, I go,
well, those look bad.
So my deck continues to never do anything.
On the other hand, wait, it's about to start.
I'm not playing the gambit.
Every time we play a card, we lose strength and dex, so you have to figure out what your
turn is going to look like first.
block early seems very sensible and then more stars for the future to finance our play.
Horrible turn man, holy cow.
This is a huge block for us.
Entropy is kind of a great, well play particle wall, do we care about taking one damage?
Not really.
entropy and then end your turn. Why do people not like watching their teams lose? I just
like watching the game. I'm a fan of the game more than a specific team of players. Go watch
11 Vancouver Canucks games and then tell me how much fun it is to watch hockey that I'm
talking about this year. If you are, if you're a Winnipeg Jetson, you could still watch Kyle
Connor, Josh Morrissey, Mark Schifely, you know they got a pretty good team. They got a pretty
good roster at least. Go watch the Vancouver Canucks current roster and tell, oh man, oh it's
just fun to watch and hope Drew O'Connor gets, I want to see Drew O'Connor get some good shifts.
I'd really like to see Linus Carlson continue his breakout post-AHL season, man. Come on now.
and rangers fans please shut up your your team is literally good it it's so good that even though
they suck they can't even come close to sucking as much as we have it's unbelievable we are not good
you literally have like nine all-stars on your team and a besna trophy winner bro
look at what you have to do to mimic even a fraction of our power by the way are you mugged
be gone. Transform into minion dive bomb. The all stars are beyond 30. That's not even
that old. I feel like I might not be able to kill you, but I'm also unwilling to do
the math to figure out if I can get there. Get destroyed, bro. Why not transform soot?
It just becomes another status.
Wait, don't we cover that on this very run?
Okay, white beast statue could be pretty solid.
Super massive gets even better,
but bundle of joy has been very interesting.
Very interesting in date.
Fowl potions on route to the shop, wood.
Honestly, those potions kind of suck anyway.
Most hockey I've ever watched is seated rivalry.
Yeah, I know.
And that's fine.
There's nothing wrong with that.
You would love the Rangers.
Has to be done.
Okay.
energy gather light transform a card I mean genuinely I think I'm the type of
beast that just creates sovereign blade and passes my turn rather than take some
thorns damage
transform a defense sovereign blade now deals damage to all enemies not useful
on this fight, but could be crazy in general. All colorless cards that actually cost energy,
which is staggering. Whenever you play an attack at a random attack, no, that's going
to get transformed because it's not playable. First attack or skill you play each turn is
placed on top of your draw pile. Now we are freaking talking, bro. Our colorless cards
actually good. They tend to be, yes.
3 energy.
I'll forge it.
I guess I'll just play my cards on this one.
Especially if they cost 0, but sometimes they cost 3.
And it pisses me off.
way, way, way, way, way, way. Add three random zero cost cards to your hands. That might be a play, man.
And it goes on the top of our deck. I can't play any of them!
I got 17 block anyway, but I can't play any of the cards, man.
Oh, are you trolling me?
Are you trolling?
Wait, but jackpot literally kills.
All we need is to have a single block, which we already have.
Okay, transform this.
Jackpot actually went insane, man.
I can't believe it.
No, man, none of those work.
Okay, so how is this going to manifest in a victory somehow?
Chemical X, Gorge, whenever you shuffle your draw pile.
I guess the first thing I would say is like, what does your deck do?
Well having more energy would be nice
Chemical X great relic that's sadly useless
Chemical X is goaded here. How bro. I don't have any X cards
I do think yes, I do think entropy has a play can always cut a basic
all the colorless cards with X are they in the room with us right now though it's
like it's a little you know what fuck it maybe you got a point man um little
potion to keep us alive
literally I'll just take 35 gold because I can't afford to be gambling with my HP
Good potion, good potion, please.
Oh, is it the, whatever, um, I have five energy already.
Don't play this.
Play Bulwark.
to face you. Generate some more stars for the future when we actually need them. Okay.
Now you, dude, it is a crazy deck, because we have no idea what the cards in the deck
are going to be until halfway through the run. Okay, another jackpot. Panache kind
of crazy. What do we want on top of our draw pile? I think I would like a jackpot on top
of our draw pile. I need to turn and face you so I don't take so much damage. And then
pass turn. It fills itself with garbage mostly. Buddy, I'm literally at the Act 2 boss. What
are you talking about? Okay. We'll get you next time. We'll get you next time, bro. We
We need to play Entropy, and we need Bundle of Joy.
We're literally going to get you next time.
Exhaust three cards in your hand.
Get that trash out of here.
Get those colorless gold cards out of here, useless.
And then, draw two, put jackpot on top of our deck, literally feeling fine.
Don't spend stars on no reason.
Okay, okay, okay, get ready.
We transform your piece of me off.
We transform a gather light.
It's just not that good.
Perry whenever you play sovereign blade block six. I don't think it's that good. Give me a good jackpot here
Know thy place literally better than a block why not transform soot it becomes a different slime, bro
It becomes a different status
They don't know they don't know
I have noticed we're doing no damage
That's a bit of an issue.
Transform a defense.
Knock out blow.
This kills an enemy.
That seems unlikely to matter this turn, if I had to guess.
Supermassive is getting pretty good.
I do think I could turn.
Supermaster view.
I'm okay taking 8 damage.
save particle wall. I won't be weak and frail for ever, man. I'm not gonna play a
production just to play a summon forth.
No, I have a forge coming up anyway.
Perry's no good. Transform it. Comets. One day that might mean something. Add a card
to your hand. It costs zero this turn. 18 damage exhausted. The start of your turn plays
from the exhaust pot. Now add a colorless card into your hand is also funny, but yeah.
Now we got something, I literally should be facing the other direction, but that's a good
block.
We take zero damage, we don't have to play anything, pass turn.
Bro, you're facing the wrong direction.
Lunar Blast. I know it caused zero, but it's not good enough for us. We literally can't
even play it. Okay, we need to face the other direction. Face the other direction. I think
we need to save some stars for Particle Wall. Face this way. Choose one of three color list
Well, first off, weak and vulnerable, one of three, oh that costs two, two, uh.
You know what?
Alignment allows us to play, oh no it doesn't, no it doesn't.
I got my stars and my energy confused man.
Forge three do double damage or just do 45 damage.
You just do 45 damage, obviously, which apparently also did 10 damage to each of them because
we played a card that costs two or more.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We can't afford to play...
Oh, that's so freaking good, man.
We can't afford to play Knockout Blow.
Eight damage gain stars put it put this card on top of your draw pile.
You get wiped. You're not doing anything anyway. Might as well forge. Guys, the deck
is actually awesome. It might take two hours to finish the run, but the deck is actually
Incredible.
Okay, I feel like we can't not take void form and your turn the first two cards you play each turn are free to play.
This is a buy me sell me type boss fight for sure
Every four cards you play draw a carbon you kill an elite upgrade for we can't afford for powers that cost more I think
We play a lot of powers
I mean I get that we get one extra energy, but it's gotta be when you kill an elite upgrade for random cards
cards. Even though we have a 17 card deck. Wait, but our cards getting upgraded like
doesn't matter man because we have so few cards in our deck. Void form plus draw? Damn
it, I mean I guess I was going to say why do I care about draw but I guess you care
about draw but I'm going I'm going to upgrade for man I'm going upgrade for
has to be done no other option and then I'm taking pads that give us campfires
just in case when you transform they'll inherit the upgrade that is true
add a colorless into your hands 20 block you're doing 24 I don't want to lose
max HP unnecessarily, bro.
That's some trash in my hand. Never play Gambit. Transform Gambit.
These guys delete max health. Thank you, Crystal Bunny 18.
Believe it or not, I didn't know that. I didn't know that.
I may have even mentioned it.
Um,
Possibly.
I think it's got to be particle wall
weakened everybody.
We're still gonna lose a little max health but we really want to play
void form
and it ends our turn.
Oh shit first two cards you play each turn are free
It's definitely a bundle of joy. Holy shit a free jackpot
This is free bolus
Free attack, forges, free attack, free attack, does more damage for each debuff on the enemy.
This does 15.
We can make it do 30.
Supermassive already does 44.
The cow, man.
On turn two.
Pale blue dot is interesting, but I'm a big believer that, like this deck is honestly
punishment for everybody that said, haha, your decks are too thick.
Check this out, bro.
16 card deck, that's also a 50 card deck.
I have a really hard time believing I can do 300 damage in three turns.
I feel reasonably confident that I could do 150 damage.
Reasonably confident.
Even this is like an interesting first-term play.
You know what, we do bundle of joy, dramatic entrance.
Whenever you shuffle your draw pile,
choose a card from it to put into your hand.
To me, I prefer to have a transformation.
Then next turn, I mean, next turn I need a void form.
No, I don't.
We're never going to play a void form on such a short fight.
Put Bundle of Joy in your hand next turn.
Play a production, a strike, and a conquer to at least get an extra attack if necessary.
Choose a card to transform.
a gather light. Then, bundle of joy, dramatic entrance, jack of all trades, purity, thumps
some garbage falling star for zero big supermassive
transform we're never gonna play this transform this
We definitely don't get there.
We definitely do not get there.
No!
goes on. It is humiliating. Wait, but this is like the first, the ideal first turn.
Production, pillar of creation, conqueror, and void form, bro. They should punish you
for failing the event. They do. You get no reward and you, you spent a note.
First two cards are free.
Even though, you know, you know what?
Get this out there to make space.
It's the same energy cost, worst mind blast of all time.
Your hand is empty.
Draw two cards and gain energy, okay?
Start of your turn, transform a card.
put something on top of your...
Okay, put this on top
and then never draw again.
Yes, finally an X card, bro.
Saw a Reddit post telling men,
telling men to plan when to get their wives pregnant
so they can have time to play GTA 6.
Imagine telling someone to have a kid
so they can have more free time.
Okay, but King Bjornopoulos.
And take it one step further.
Imagine going on Reddit in your free time, seeing the post,
and then being like, that's crazy,
and then bringing it into my chat,
even though it has nothing to do with my chat.
Take it one level deeper.
And then take it one level deeper than that.
And imagine being the streamer who takes time out of his day,
where he's having a great slate of spire room, where I just
to lock in and we're obviously going to win and then take the time out to read that message
for absolutely no reason and then go one level deeper than that and imagine being in chat
and being like yes he's taking it one level deeper this will never reflect negatively
on me oh no and then take it one level deeper than that and I think you're on the center
of the fucking earth or something like that at this point man I don't even know so bombardment
for free is good. But am I insane to say you actually want to play Bullwark so you don't
take a bunch of damage and then these two bad boys right there? Maybe we could have done
at all. Then you transform, transform. I'm cooked, guys. I'm cooked. It's too much. It's
just too much. I don't want a double elite path. We only have 16 cards. Maybe we want
single elite path. Keep it simple stupid.
Legitimately one of the worst hands I've ever seen in my life
I'm gonna go ahead and say
You get weakens
Nah, man
But now we're talking. Bundle of Joy. I don't know how much Fasten actually costs.
Discovery adds a zero cost. Play in... We have no attacks in hand. That's crazy.
Discovery costs one, gives a zero. Give me a 30 damage attack right off the bat.
play impatience. You get another bundle of joy. I don't know man. I have no idea to be
honest me with my second child I get it I get it um you're doing 34 damage which
is awesome we can honestly transform a sovereign blade and hope it turns into
something awesome like that that is that's legitimately awesome and I'm
assuming these two are expensive as hell so let's play those and then literally
we play this and don't take damage which is nice. What does the doll relic do? This one
gives us one block every time we play an attack. I really should have played the free. I didn't
realize it makes it free for stars too, which is awesome. It's a me, not a doll. It actually
does look a lot like a me. I never thought about it, hitherto this moment, but it looks
an awful lot like a me. It looks an awful lot like, din din din din din din din. I was
watching Dan play a little Super Mario Galaxy this morning. It's crazy because
he's actually right. As he's playing it, he's like, why does this game from like
20 years ago look better than games that are released these days? And I was like,
you know what? I can't disagree with them. He's telling the damn truth. I beat
that in my stank ass college house basement in like, I guess 2008 or
something and even back then I was like this game is awesome man and all I was
playing back then were sports games and rock band 2 and a little bit of rock band
Beatles
honestly we play catastrophe because it's gonna hit void form
I had one energy left 8 days a week me trying to do the baseline from 8 days a week 8 days
a week I love you it's hard out there for a bass singer man everybody wants to sing
either the middle or the harmony that's high, the high harmony. Nobody wants to sing the
harmony that's low because the whole time you just hold the same note while everyone
else modulates. Everyone else is going, eight days a week. Everyone else is going, Lucy
in the sky. And you've got to go Lucy in the sky. It's literally like a thankless job,
man. And they hate you for it too. The worst part is they think they're doing you a favor.
You know what buddy? Guys I didn't even, I forgot about void form. Oh my god I was too,
I was too in my bag.
Wait, but this fucking sucks, man.
You have no debuffs.
I could give you a debuff and do a little bit of damage, but I think we definitely just need to draw something way better.
This is literally good and expensive and then this could literally play anything entropy is a huge get
Conqueror not too relevant for us. You know what? We're still in there. Just play your cards, man
I'm assuming it might become an even worse status, which is a scary thought
But at least it costs zero and we can play it.
One day this burn is going to go crazy.
But not burn sorry sovereign blade.
I mean you transform a defend furnace at the start of your turn forage for
Guys this is fucked. I'm literally dead
I'm literally alive with one HP
Transform this garbage no no we're already fine transform this garbage the start of your
turn gain two stars bro that does not help me man can I can I draw some good cards please
He's not attacking, so we could change.
No, because literally we have to get the greatest card of all time by transforming this.
The first attack or skill you play each turn is placed on top of your draw pile.
Wait, a Conqueror and a Sovereign Blade could make this work, man.
Slimes for Zero draws a burn.
No, no, no.
No!
Alright, well that went wrong really quickly.
I think it's fair to say I didn't know what I was doing on that run at all.
I'm gonna go pee and I'll be right back.
you
you
you
I mean, that's crazy, man.
That's just crazy saying sorry to all my Mediterranean cousins out there.
I wasn't aware of the food from Mediterranean.
It went so hard.
Are you serious, bro?
You are familiar with fish, and olives, and olive oil, pesto, bruschetta, it's a little
embarrassing, man.
It's a little embarrassing.
I mean, what have you been eating, bro?
Mediterranean food is like 90% of the food on the planet.
I'll be honest with you. I think we screwed up this remnant run the second we started it
I think we run it straight back and don't take something garbage right off the bat this time
I'll spend 99 gold to get one of two packs
13 block forge 10
14 damage to all enemies
This seems bad. This seems really bad. Draw three cards. Put one card from your hand on top of your draw pile.
Seven block and a star. Six damage three times. At least this is something.
They need some reminder. Text on forge.
Guiga, Guiga, we love him. We love our Dia Guiga. He doesn't know that at any point in Slay the Spire
You can mouse over a card and you'll get a tooltip on every single keyword that's on
the card.
He doesn't know we love him anyway.
Forge creates a sovereign blade in your hand, bro.
It's been known.
I think we want to go, question mark is key.
Question mark is key.
Kill this guy.
an upgrade for sure. Then you probably, I don't know, probably don't have enough money
here if I had to guess. It's another upgrade. Grade drawing is literally the best version
of this I've ever done for sure. This is a question mark. This is a spooky guy. This
is probably going to end up being a rest if I had to guess. Okay, we go this way. Please
open your Pokemon Go so we can hit lucky friends. Not going to happen. Sorry to say not going
to happen. Did I really leave you hanging on like what one gift until Lucky Friends?
That's kind of nasty. We need stars. I don't think so man. People are still playing that
phone destroying game. It kind of goes crazy if you just want to go for a walk honestly.
I got nothing against Pokemon Go.
I think these all kind of suck, but damage is king.
Whenever you add a block card to your deck, enchant it with Nimble 2.
What was I using that HP anyway?
produce sniffer thanks for the gifted subscriptions thank you so much much appreciated it gets
really boring yeah I mean I wouldn't necessarily go so far as to say that like Pokemon Go is
awesome video game necessarily but I think like as a I could have played
another card there I think as like a walk enabler or as something to do while
you're walking it's it's pretty fun there's a good reason to walk around
12 damage, I don't know Scott, I don't know.
It's Mogged by Pikmin Bloom?
Well, not really because I don't give a crap about Pikmin.
If it was like Pokemon Bloom, I don't really give a crap about Pokemon to be fair, but
like there's no shot I'm putting a Pikmin game on my phone, it's just not happening.
probably like it. I don't know anything about Pikmin, man. I guess I like the red Pikmin
the most. Now listen, game 15 block, forge 10. Without anything else that really makes
the blade better, I think I'm still on this, I'm still on this star generating path right
here. Purple's goaded, which one's, a brother that chosen cheese this early you shouldn't
have. I thought the old lady threw it into the ocean at the end. How about a block? That's
a block, man. You can send your Pikmin on a task when you're on a cruise and it'll take
three months for them to get back to Vancouver. Is that good though? He's so for real with
me. That's a crazy turn now. Do you get like more more Pikmin stars the more
distance it's traveled. Wow this is for very nasty turn. 24 damage.
I love when a game gives me rewards for not playing it, well it could be worse bro, it
could be a game that gives you rewards for playing it.
That's like, that's manipulative.
A game that gives you rewards to stay away might actually be like a net good for society
at this point.
Definitely want to stun you on this nasty turn.
should have played falling star first so you took way more damage. That actually is tech
that I'd never thought of before though. What if you took your worst Pokemon and you
left it at the Pokéstop on Castaway Key when you docked there on a Disney cruise? Then
you could be like, fuck this Rayquaza. Fuck this one star Rayquaza bro. Ain't no 70 year
The worlds play a Pokemon GO that are knocking my Rayquaza out of the Pokemon Center on
Castaway Key.
Giving you the type of shit this says.
And STAY DOWN!
Okay, this is huge.
I'm not gonna die to the Terrarium, man.
You can't add legendaries.
Whatever.
It's been a long time.
Now you kinda clock me with that one.
I can literally do 30 damage.
That's not enough, man.
I'm gonna live, bro.
It's gonna suck, but I'm gonna live.
I had some bow the other day.
You're so right about the crazy variability and quality.
It is insane, man.
There's some horrible bows out there.
Oh.
I'll assume now.
What do we need?
I think having more stars is not necessary, but also taking a card that costs stars is
too much.
i think you take this for the future man
muted i mean at this point we've now in my best i apologize to you it happens
every time
we're now at the point where i knew that i was not muted but in order for you to
say something besides muted i have to look at it
it's actually got to the point
It's it's got to the point where it's actually just bad. It's actually just not like it's it's deleterious to the chat experience
We're suffering from success
That horse thoroughly pulps
When it was just a couple of people doing it
They got attention for it and then all the people who can't get attention for original ideas said
wait let me get it on that I could get some attention and now absolutely
everybody's typing it at all times and it it's ruined it for the original people
in the first place
the original to be fair the original people who stole my joke
You're done, lad.
Still giving them a reaction?
Who's them?
I've always wanted to do that, man.
I've always wanted to do that.
Wait, wait.
Deal four damage, transform a card in your hand into a minion dive bomb.
The realest thing I ever said on this website is people will literally like defend bad behavior
in chat.
They'll be like, chats are reflection of the streamer, buddy, you're 34 years old.
What do you mean chats are reflection of the streamer?
What are you talking about?
Does anyone but me understand when you say these words in your real life?
Like if you were like eight, I guess there's something to say about that.
The apple don't fall far from the tree, but like you're literally like the age that you
You are was the age that my dad was when I was like 12.
How does that make you feel?
You attract the audience, rather it's the game, it's the directory.
I'm not neurotypical.
Yeah, me neither.
Okay, so now we're, we're, we fucking, who wins in a push?
The dealer or the smoker?
I'm going to say the dealer because I'm pretty sure I'm the one pushing it.
The smoker?
Number one most underrated joke, Seth Rogen as Joker and called the movie Smoker and
then when he laughs, he does the Seth Rogen laugh.
That would literally be an awesome movie.
Okay, wait, I'm being too slow.
I'll admit, there's something to be said about a bulwark.
No, there's not.
This is a skip.
Although, to be honest, who's our boss?
I don't even remember what you do.
Can I mouse over you and figure out what you do?
No.
What does he do?
that guy do oh they start sleeping that's right this is good to transform a
status effect to be honest but I think I think I skip it I skip it and I submit it
I will be done my lord yes sir let's upgrade our only attack that does any
damage because I'm gonna be so for real with you I still think we die on this
path but we do have some solid relics
Seth Rogen is probably pretty funny but I wouldn't know because I've only seen
in Seth Rogen movies. Okay, that's literally, that's the first anti-Seth Rogen comment I've
ever seen that's actually funny. Every other person just goes, ah, weed. You actually,
you put a different spin on it and I respect that. What do we want? We want that on top.
We definitely have enough stars now, which is awesome.
Have you watched the studio?
No.
I will see it when they put it on the Criterion Collection.
What if they never put it on the Criterion Collection?
Well then I guess it isn't that good.
Have you seen Superbad?
great counter great counter cuz super bed is awesome strawberry is a help we
don't really create cards super massive was awesome for us when we were
creating cards we don't create cards anymore having some block is still nice
I think there's a chance this run could make it work.
Put a card from your discard pile on top of your draw pile.
Do we have a good attack next turn?
We absolutely do not.
You are probably going to hit us very hard next turn.
Do I have good blocks?
Not really.
You know what you do then?
star cosmic indifference put a falling star on top hit him again I still had
energy but at least we can weaken you
and put up some block okay all we need to do is draw our only attack that does
anything. I freaking told you man. What did I freaking tell you?
damage to all enemies all enemies lose nine strength this turn gain one
strength all enemies lose one strength wait these are all awesome how many some
aoe seems crazy though
you're doing 10 damage 10 damage is bad I'll gain nine block then it's not bad
I'll take one damage to make no I'll take zero damage and we'll still have stars for next turn
Blimmer me
We want
We want dying star on top for the next turn so that we can make you lose nine strength wait. He's figuring it out
Well, I literally might have been able to kill you with bone removal.
You get there anyway, look at that.
Top of your head's really shiny today.
Shot out Phillips 1 blade.
It's doing great work.
Damage is reflected back to the attacker. We do have a lot of stars. I think we can make that work
One blade is all it takes
One blade changes everything bro. Okay first off nine damage to all enemies all enemies lose nine strength this turn
Literally made for this fight
Possibilities, Wade Librarian, dismemberment plan, emergency, and I posting.
And don't do something glib and say like, sure, whatever.
I know you, I know you're going to say something like that.
I'm going to try dying star on top again, hoping we also get two stars next turn so
we can play it, which would be insane for us.
you can get there y'all. Goodbye my love.
Did you see the video of a barber pulling a wax cap
off a bald guy with all his strength?
I didn't see that, so can I just say that sounds awesome.
And I'm definitely, I'm a big believer in funny barbershop videos.
In during COVID there was an era, and I don't know if it's still going, but there was an
era where like every barbershop video that was ever served on my algorithm was a barbershop
that would give a guy like an insanely close haircut and then douse his head in some kind
of like fuel, some kind of flammable fuel, and then light his whole head on fire.
And then the dude would go like, and then the barber would just start smashing the,
you know what, out of him with a towel.
And I have no idea what the fire was for, but I can't deny that to be honest, the cuts
always looked awesome.
cuts always looked incredible by the way have you noticed we made it through the
elite bro I straight up think we can fight these guys too your barber doesn't
do that to be honest every once in a while I do think about going in for a
real shave but then I'm also like I can shave myself in like 10 minutes and I'm
pretty sure if you go to the barber shop is gonna take like an hour man ain't
Nobody got time for that.
Well, some people have time for that,
but I don't always have time for that.
Let's put it that way.
20 minutes tops?
Yeah, but what if I had to sit in the chair for 40 minutes
while they are talking about like the state of the world
or something?
I think we're chill. I don't think we add anything. You come to life. Am I crazy to think that I think I have enough block, man?
How to keep the hair from getting all over my sink when I shave my face and head? You just got to tank it. My advice to you,
Try to shave over the sink so the hair goes into the sink, then you can wash it down easily.
Take one minute to fix it, like to scoop the hair into the drain after you're done.
And then also, have a vacuum close to your bathroom, maybe like a Dyson handheld,
so that if any gets on the tile floor, you can just quickly go...
Put a towel down. Well, yeah, but then you got to clean the towel.
I'd rather clean the sink than clean the towel, man, just buy a new one, shave in the shower.
I mean, this is the same thing as just going into the drain.
I mean, like, okay, can I say something without saying that I hate all young men, not to be
relatable?
A lot of these, like, help me solve this problem.
The easiest way to solve the problem, and Nick, this is not a reflection of you, but
The easiest way to solve the problem
is to accept that sometimes it takes two minutes
to clean your station after you do a little work at it.
How do you solve the problem of having to do the dishes?
You put your headphones in and you do the dishes.
How do you solve the problem of getting the hair in the sink?
You clean the hair out of the sink after you take
the razor to your face, man.
It's that simple.
The life hack is that you just do the work,
and you accept that you're going to have to do the work.
That's the, exactly. That's not a problem. That's, that's the thing. That's what it's all about, man.
You'd rather gain, you'd rather gain more. You'd rather gain more. I feel like I need to gain more.
Am I really gonna rely on hidden cash? I think I am as crazy as it sounds.
Paper Sink could work too. Paper Sink could work. I never really thought about that.
Is there any reason I wouldn't wake you up? One reason is that this turn sucks. We should
at least gain stars though. I would use paper pots and pans if I could. I think you're
baiting but I'm gonna pretend that it's not bait to score some good boy points.
It takes like a washing a pan in a pot. It takes like five seconds. There's some
of the easiest dishes to wash out of all the dishes man.
You got a Socom?
Stop cooking scrambled eggs in your cast iron bro, it's performative.
I literally have to play this or I lose it.
I have 11 stars, which is awesome, so I think we wake you up, dying star, and then get even
more stars we're gonna have like 13 stars we can play whatever we want also you
can soak them but then you have to wash them you can't just soak them and then
leave them I know we've been we've been down this road many a time but they
literally what allows us to win the game is black hole and then I don't mind
taking three damage do I really just want more stars no you have 12 man okay
this guy's fucked this guy's fucked
this guy's one kid thinks he's a chore god excuse me Swedish mailman are you
from the country that we just mugged in mixed doubles wheelchair curling at the
Paralympics yesterday just better to appear a fool than to open your mouth
and remove all doubt. Try that one on for size. Maybe, maybe start talking a little bit of smack
when your wheelchair mix doubles curling team at the Paralympics.
It's actually capable of getting more rock scored than Canada by the 10th end, okay?
Definitely this, definitely this, definitely that, and that's why stars matter, bro.
Can Canada score in curling without cheating?
Sorry, I can't hear you with four gold medals in my ears.
Patrick Roy.
Let me get a hidden cash.
Put this on top of the draw pile.
I used all my stars, bro.
You know what?
Game 1's start take no damage.
You don't want to talk to me about curling, exactly.
You know you're in a lot of trouble when NL brings up curling.
How many hockey golds?
Whatever, at least our team can read.
No offense to Matt Bouldy. Matt Bouldy, you might be okay. Matt Bouldy looks like a wholesome
boy. The Kachucks, I think everything that could possibly be said has been said at this
point. I don't mean to rag on the Canucks. I did love reading the Braby Kachuck interview
where they asked him how he felt about things and he said, ah, really, it really, really
cheeses me off, really cheeses me off when someone makes an AI created video
where I called Canadian syrup eating fucks. It really cheeses me off because
anyone that knows me would know that's something that would never come out of
my mouth. That's the stuff that comes out of my dad and my brother's mouth. The
stuff that comes out of my mouth is cereal when I'm watching Tom and Jerry
when I'm eating my breakfast because I'm laughing so hard. Give me some of these.
I will be preying on their professional downfall forever yes without a doubt
We have four start we got it we got a hit you we got a hit your heart and draw more cards
14 damage, I sleep, then a rape, we actually take zero damage, wait, okay, now I know I
said this last time and it did not, it did not work out, but literally this deck is
actually good.
This time we'll learn a lesson and not take bundle of joy.
Neutron Aegis actually seems perfect.
I do think guards is good too because you can transform your statuses.
What the heck is this?
Is this just a boat with treasure on it?
I don't think I've ever seen this fella, bro.
Sealed Throne Plus.
Whenever you play a card, gain a star?
Are you trolling me?
Are you trolling me?
Whenever you play a card, gain a star?
And it looks like Thanos is thrown
from the end of Avengers 1.
It does cost three to play.
Almost said free to play,
which is a bad word for a guy like me,
it. What the stars do? I'm not being glib. They literally just make you play cards that
cost stars. If I may, if I might, we don't need to play it on turn one. Reflect does some
great work for us. And then honestly, bro, I would literally just hit you with a strike.
And then what do we put on top?
Gather light.
Oh, so it's mana.
Well, it's complicated.
It's complicated in a game like this.
Like a Nancy Meyers movie starring Alec Baldwin and Meryl Streep.
It's complicated.
It would have been nice to have a star.
Worse for overkill of all time, but you gotta go.
That movie's ass, Quentin Tarantino thinks it's one of the best films of the 21st century.
Did you know that?
Kind of like the same vibe as Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys God rest him saying that
his favorite 21st century movie is Norbit.
is a pass. Random card in each card reward gets swift one. Three skills is five damage.
Two random skills get upgraded. Comet is interesting. I don't know if we have enough
stars though. Random card in your draw pile gets replayed too. Okay well flash of steel
is like just good. We don't need strikes. Two random skills get upgraded. Okay bro never
tell me the odds. I can actually live with that.
You might steal something I don't care about. The only thing that sucks is that we are having
a hard time with an enemy's attack on turn one. We can't play shield thrown as easily
because we have to play Reflect, but this is still like really good.
I'd still love to do 17 damage to you.
Should have played Black Hole first, to be fair.
Let me go Black Hole, Hidden Cash.
You can play it anyway.
I don't think I have the energy, bro.
You're taking flat. Okay, obviously, I'm not gonna let you take flash of steel. That's ridiculous.
Give me dying star next turn.
Cough, cough.
Destroyed.
Not destroyed?
Did you have intangible?
Whatever cheesem me.
That's our Pilgrim of Creation, Crescent Spear.
Definitely feels like Crescent Spear is another ult for us.
Oh, it takes half damage while flying, of course, man.
convenient bro. On this one I feel like you definitely gotta do it. Any chance I
can do 24 damage. In that case, oh but then I wouldn't have the extra energy.
okay so we just am I really going to take 15 to the dome can't even get the neutron
ages I guess I'm gonna take 15 to the dome man are you you're not even an elite
you're just a basic fella Swedish mailman I think I think your time in this
chat is at an end I'm so sorry I didn't know the curling comment would rile you up as much as it did
his time is up
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he hates the Swedes he's just he's deliberately being a little irritating in chat which I get it
because the curling stuff I mean I would be sore about that too if my team had
done all that malarkey and then not even made it to the elimination round much less win the gold
medal unfortunately there's only one of those to go around apparently
it's late in Sweden he's probably drunk on jorgenbrow is that a can you say that
Is Jorgenbrow a real thing?
Gains a star.
Gains nine block.
Eight vigor with Celestial Might would go insane.
No, I was just typing.
Didn't Sweden win mixed doubles gold?
Yes, but they did also lose in mixed doubles of the Paralympics to us yesterday.
Or maybe on Monday, I can't remember, I didn't watch.
We're going full upgrades on this floor,
that's for darn sure.
Curling is too damn long.
Literally, actually true.
Most based opinion on curling you can have.
I'll just take the hundred gold, I'm scared, man.
I'm sure it's awesome when you're playing curling, but to watch curling, the match is
like four hours long.
It's crazy.
You will not catch me watching the Scotties' Tournament of Hearts.
You are going to be annoying.
Let's play this, this, and this.
16, you're doing 21.
use plating as well. All sports are three to four hours. Purple fill. You'd need to
know something about sports before you talk, okay? Soccer is 90 minutes long. The greatest
trick the devil ever pulled was trying to make society think that soccer is long. It's
not long. It's the shortest sport out there. It's boring. That's a difference, two different
things okay it's two different things it's kind of long it's the shortest sport
there is do we literally we don't need plating we're gonna kill you too fast
Let me think about this.
It's actually better to take 28 damage because it reflects 28 damage on to you rather than
play Dying Star and you take less damage.
Like this will leave you out later.
You'll lose.
Yeah.
It's way better that you take 28 damage.
way faster. I'm telling you the broadcast time for a hockey game versus the broadcast time for a
soccer game it's not even close. You don't want to get in that discussion with a soccer headman.
Obviously we should have drawn before we added the days to our deck. That's not how that works.
bro wait we still mob this went really well man
decisions this we have enough energy to play decisions decisions I mean this is
not like a way I would recommend you play slay the spire but picking a single
keyword and then just taking every card that matches that keyword it can it can
work in some circumstances what happens if you get upgraded draw five choose a
skill in your hand play at three times I honestly think we rest here with the
hopes to upgrade at the last one before the boss I literally just did that with
strikes. I've been hearing a lot of reports that perfected strike is actually playable now,
and I find those reports, to me I find them very offensive to be honest.
Because don't they know that card's actually bad? That card is not supposed to be good.
Strike build is great now. That's something that for me is so hard for me to believe.
chat be so for real with me have I attacked you this turn I know you've
lost 28 health but have I attacked you this turn have I attacked this guy this
yes okay can we play this instead check your discard pile that's a very good
point that is a thing that exists
Cosmic indifference. Dying Star on top is always gonna go crazy.
Literally you can't do anything to me. I own you.
I just wonder what skill I'm gonna play three times. Just hit 90 fishing thoughts.
So you're you're one third of the way you're one third of the way to get into max fishing
Oh, whatever you whatever you play any card we gain energy whenever you spend our game energy deal three damage to all enemies. Oh my god, bro
It's even better than like a thousand cuts
or whatever it's called from say this by our one that might not even be in say
this by or two I think we definitely want to draw three cards and then choose
a card in our hand and play it three times and then go straight into playing
this one three times that's so embarrassing for you men
This deck is kind of crazy.
You need 90 fishing, the fish on the Uncharted Isles.
You can't bait me, okay?
I know you're trying to act like you're not excited by Slay the Spire to get me to go
back to Counter Strike just so you can type, wow, look at that grenade, another one for
the compilation.
It's not gonna happen, bro.
You're not going to get me that easily.
That's actually true after the sailing update.
I don't know what you're talking about!
We just logged in and tested prison, bro!
Yes, honey?
You said I've been working for an hour and a half.
Stream's been live for three and a half hours, so she doesn't know how right she is.
Oh, brother.
Greatest day.
My kid has a day off from school.
Thank you to the Disney Corporation.
Thank you for putting Zootopia 2 on Disney Plus.
Oh, save me when I Googled last night, when does Zootopia 2 come out on Disney Plus?
And it said March 11th.
I went, yes.
Thank you.
Thank you, Mr. Eiger.
Thank you.
I don't think we need a shining strike, man.
My TF Anora shrieking like that when Brad Pitt throws a Canada face?
Bro, she was literally on mushrooms or something, right?
Great movie.
Tarantino I've often said good filmmaker even better opinion even better even better opinion
have her I'd like to play decisions decisions that's obviously not gonna come to pass we
We don't want to spend stars, I'm really.
This is still fine.
We take none damage.
Paul Dano can go to hell.
He's literally one of my favorite actors, but when Quentin Tarantino speaks I sit my
white-ass down and listen it's that simple so now I hate Paul Dano doesn't he
see such a funny beef man he says like Austin Butler would have been so good
in that role and Austin Butler was like four years old when there will be blood
came out or something like that it's so funny he's beefing for no reason and I
think that that's awesome. Like he's just saying whatever pops into his head, man.
He would have been a great HW, that's true.
I don't know man, put hidden cash back up there. Little gather light. What do you
god man I'm gonna take a little a little heat on this turn
I have my second kid on Sunday coming on to your stream for some non-midwife chat
I feel you what's having like people always come to me and they ask me for
advice on having a kid which is crazy because I only have one what's it like
to have two kids like on the second one are you still tweaking out like the same
way that you you do for the first kid or you just kind of like I guess you wouldn't say
it's business as usual like you still circle the date on the calendar but like
zero cost card that also generates a star is kind of big for me but it makes us less likely to
draw the cards that we love, man. I think it's a skip. 250 gold, 2 removal. That's part of
my day right here. Twins gotta be brutal on first time parents. I know, oh, how could you
do this to me? Pay 250 gold to remove 2 and then get a shop immediately after. I do know
He had one kid and he wanted two and then when they got the ultrasound they were like the second kid is actually two kids
But he seems to be doing alright, but it's definitely like I mean what are you gonna do?
But also I'm sure it was like a big surprise
My sister went for number two and had triplets. Oh
Oh, that's crazy. The one to four, that is, that's insane.
I think we do this, man.
Honestly, just to be on the safe side, I'll take a little bit of damage to make sure I've got enough
stars for next turn. So they're calling it the worst speed potion of all time. Or maybe not, I don't know.
This is big you guys lose all your strength I get all the plating and I keep
smacking you I mean to be honest yes I do believe if you what is the incidence of
twins and what's the incidence of triplets triplets has to be like one in
250,000 birds. If you are expecting to have one kid and you have triplets, the government
should just give you like half a million dollars. Just print the money and give them, because
that's like a crazy unexpected payout. And if you have twins, they should give you like
20 grand. Yeah, only if they're natty, though. That's right. Only if they're natty, okay?
But there was some Octomom stuff going on, if there's some Malarkey.
They're saying don't describe it in an aspect of human life as Malarkey, but you know what
I mean.
Just make a system with no potential to abuse it, okay?
What did Octomom do?
Oh, they were just...
I don't know, do you know when you try to put a sleeping bag back in its package after
you're done with the camping trip?
They were doing, they were doing too much, they were, they were doing way too much with
her man.
One second, I gotta face this way, elaborate, I think they put like eight fertilized eggs
in our uterus, man.
And then there were like hopefully one will take and then like all eight took, I think.
We want to reflect every single turn.
It's not the best analogy of all time, but you kind of you got what I was going for,
right?
Why do you know so much about Octo-Mom?
Octo-Mom, are you talking about Nadia Suleiman, that lady who had eight kids at once?
I'd say, I mean, I'm a product of the time that I was, you know, alive on planet Earth, man.
OctoMOM was a straight-up, like, viral sensation when I was, like, 20 years old.
I almost feel like we played Decisions Decisions on Reflect.
I bet it gives us three turns of block damage.
Let's see.
Let's be the Jorbs and test it.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
And then literally let this exhaust.
Dude, this deck is actually crazy.
Dude, and then you're so real face the other way to take extra damage would have been so awesome
No, this isn't even that bad
He's not awesome, but
Any movie stars you think play slave this fire bro, I'm being a hundred percent for real with you
I don't think he's an active viewer, but I wouldn't I 100% believe in my heart of hearts Timothy
Chalamet was exposed to an NLSS episode at some point in his life
he's exactly the right age and he's tuned into the twitch ecosystem
i mean this is actually
insane
that's probably why he hates the opera, yeah he's getting cancelled for having
for having my opinions
he's echoing his favorite streamer's opinions in interviews and everyone's like
i want him to die
i just get a bad energy from this guy
They're preying on his downfall, man.
You play my first turn for me.
I've had enough of that, man.
At the start of each combat,
choose one of five cards to add to your hand,
add retain to it.
I think it's gotta be curses and wishes, bro.
2010's Bieber hate for no reason.
I actually I 100% agree with you. I'm such a Timmy head though
Throw in order bro, I'm not playing throne we kill these guys in two turns
in theory. In theory, you do. That's why he was doing pick three breakfast options. The
thing that would be even funnier than Timothy Chalamet requesting three breakfasts every
morning just so he could throw two out and eat one is if he always picked the same breakfast
every single morning. Can you imagine if every morning he was throwing out everything but the
bacon, egg, and cheese, salt and pepper, ketchup, mayo on a roll? Yes, sir. I don't think we want
any of our attacks to be corrupted. I think we'll just transform a strike into a comet. That could
It could be good, man.
Give me some gold.
Cut regret.
I think we just send it, man.
Get along, kid, Charlemagne, and all that.
I'm a believer in a retained wish.
No alignment to St. D and D, bro.
You appear to think this is Dungeons and Dragons.
Oh, 10 skills equals seven block.
Anyone else up crossing the diamond with the pearl?
No, but often times to be honest with you, while the music's played, I've worked by Candlelight.
I've actually done that. You want to see something crazy? Wish for more wishes. Why would you do
this because we get like infinite stars, bro.
They reflected kid and then honestly bring a reflect back for next turn.
Yes, there's gas in the car.
Honestly, that's why I don't like Steely, bro, because they must have been rich.
Rich, have you seen the price of West Texas Crude lately?
It moggles the minds.
I'll get you for 26 and save.
26, seven.
Who's gonna tell him?
Why did something happen?
That's not funny, man.
Is someone gonna tell him?
Someone in chat did say XEQT is going crazy today.
Which for XEQT means that it uh, either it's up one and a half percent or he's playing
Overwatch.
Oh shit man.
Give me this. We have a lot of fun with this. This is what it's all about, man.
Yeah, I don't think I want to draw a burn this turn.
Can't weaken. Play this thing. You know what? Give me three free cards.
I'll transform shame into a dive rocket launcher. What do I want on top of my hand, bro? Probably
a dying star, if I had to guess. No, but seriously, what happened?
You played among us with the guy you can't remember his name I know levee's name
literally this is the play play reflect for no reason cosmic indifference to
bring it back so you have reflect for next turn press and spear to deal
damage that's true I played among us with a lot of guys I'm gonna need you to be
more specific. You have to play decisions, decisions. Decisions, decisions that triple
plays or reflect. You're literally dead, lad. Chibley, are you watching? Chibley, shouldn't
you be awake by now? Shouldn't you be awake and learning how to play a character that's
not the ironclad. Three damage to all enemies for each star
gain this turn. Honestly, our deck works. If the deck works, don't add anything to it.
Rule number one of say this buyer. Write that down. We wish for a wish, for a wish,
a flash for a cash you know what buddy three turns of reflecting your own
damage back at you I don't even care if you get exhausted motherfucker you can
live at the mall. Oh, baby. Oh, baby.
what the fuck put a put a shame on top of our deck why don't do it like nobody's
ever done it before.
Forge 15, literally I'm pouring it out for the homies.
I do feel like a cloak of stars especially upgraded is pretty good.
And now we got to rush this one to the end so we can fit in one more bro.
Where will streamers be like like and subscribe?
Like and subscribe?
Are you in chat?
Someone stealing your whole flow man.
stealing your whole bit. Are you here? I just thought you should know, man. Enchanted attacks
deal more damage. Heal before the boss. Heal before the boss is basically like upgrade
one more card but removing a shame is pretty sweet. Can I hit you with something, chat?
For the homies. Um...
Say you can't be zamy and slay the spire. Who the hell is this guy?
We need to draw.
Definitely this, definitely this, definitely this.
And then the greatest skill of all time.
The greatest skill of all time is Reflect.
Then you play Decisions, Decisions.
Three Reflects.
I've literally never seen this guy before in my life.
Stars me.
Stars me.
cash me literally playing any card will kill you so this is the best day of my
life bro this deck is so good you're gonna watch any more Eric Romer movies I
got a little bit I'm on my new queer cinema arc first but then after that
after I see Gregorock he's nowhere and I saw the TV glow I think the next step I
I gotta watch Claire's knee, bro.
I gotta see what's up with Claire's knee.
The door master.
Jaw-wish.
Neutron Aegis.
Now think about this one.
Get a glimmer, what do we want on top?
We want decisions, decisions on top.
I really thought we would be able to play this.
We can get to the stars, but we can't get to the energy.
I mean, it's not that bad, I can still weaken you.
It's just not like the wombo combo I'm used to.
What do I want on top?
On top, I want to reflect on top.
Reflect is what it's all about, man.
We want to gather light.
We won't be able to play decisions,
decisions, and we can definitely play that,
take more damage.
Oh, that's right. You please don't stream me today. He's probably doing accounting stuff. Oh
I know the feeling
Black hole obviously should have been played first. This is literally our best card. I don't care what you think about
Comet we're gonna play Comet anyway
Why are you wasting wishes? Bro, I am an oil man, Daniel Plainview. I'm not wasting wishes.
I'm using them to generate stars, man. So we have the economy to play our best stars
cards. I'm going to count that I hate taxes too. I mean, if we're being honest, you probably
hate them more than I do, man. And really like paying them is one thing, but the worst
This part is dead-ass filing them every year, like we got to figure out a better way.
You can't be telling me that this is the best way to do this.
There's got to be, I don't know what, every other solution does seem worse, I acknowledge.
But I'm like, can't you just put like a 30% sales tax on everything and then people are
like, that destroys all demand and I'm like, it's a regressive tax that unfairly punishes
the less fortunate.
And I'm like, okay, well then there's, I don't know, man, there's gotta be a way, okay?
There's gotta be a way so you don't have to fill out all the damn Forbes.
Which is what it's all about.
I want to reflect on top.
I don't care about buying Starman.
That is true, CRA is starting to autofile for normies.
Just idiots like me, who are Twitch streamers, who have to fill in a bunch of spreadsheets.
Stupid man
It's exhaust I really rather have reflect I can do that I can game block put reflect on top
Decisions decisions draw reflects
Play it three times for free
C.R.A. asking you how many Twitch primes you got? You'd be surprised brother. Me when
I go into the analytics to try to approximate how many of my viewers are from Canada to
determine the, I don't know, honestly that's the accountants business, but I'm like, try
to get a rough idea of how, it's better now that there's analytics, but there were years
where you were just kind of like I guess you just were making an assumption on this one
based on like Canada's proportion of English speaking people worldwide.
We can afford to do this. We definitely afford to do this. We already have a lot of stars.
Okay, we'll get more next turn anyway
Paul are you watching if you're watching everybody in chat is from Canada press one
Please only press it if you're actually from Canada this could fuck me bigly man. I need you to be honest
No, that's horrible. That's horrible news man. No, no
What goes back on top, reflect, bro. It's every day for a beast like me.
Why is that bad?
I think that the way that the system works is that, like, if Americans pay me, the government mostly goes.
Fast chill.
You're stealing money from another country.
But if Canadians pay me, they're like, we want, we want an extra slice.
I'm not 100% familiar with the tax code, but I'm pretty sure they go.
We want, we don't want a pound of flesh anymore.
They use the metric system, we want a kilogram.
But you know what, more power to them.
Someone's got to pay for all those people that pretend like they're working on the roads.
1 kilogram equals 2.2 pounds yes write this down write this down 1 kilogram
equals 2.2 pounds
We run this time.
One day I'll use my potions, man.
greatest run of my life. Greatest run of my life.
I'm neither loud nor a fool. Face me.
You guys already know how much damage it's going to be.
You don't even have to know, man.
Don't even have to look.
Whoa mini regent each time you spend star each turn gain a strength bro that seems crazy
it seems incredible unlocked event reflections snotselfer I don't get it
Okay, Slashmarker me, is SDS 2-3, and now why do Vancouverites use fluid ounces for coffee?
That's a great question.
Coffee is one of those things we do measure in ounces.
We don't measure it in milliliters.
I'm not saying it's for the best, bro.
You know what I hate?
I hate to order a large Cortado and then they hand you this little thing right here.
Why can't they just make, well, I asked my discord, I was like, why can't you just make
the Cortado bigger?
And they were like a large Cortado is like five shots of espresso and a liter of milk
or something like that.
Hmm.
Problem.
Guys, I don't like any of these.
I don't like any of these.
Like, remove two cards, take 13 damage.
Actually, that might be awesome, but then I can't upgrade early.
You know, I'm less likely to be able to upgrade early.
OK, we ball.
So we can't have a large Cortado,
and we can't have a Nyquilote.
Is there anything we can have, or is it like we're just
Funds illegal.
Have you been enjoying 311 Day?
I haven't celebrated yet.
Thank you for bringing it to my attention before the day's over.
I still got the afternoon.
Yes.
Hello
It's it's shouting, but it's happy shouting. I think we're all right
We've never really done a dune build to be honest, but I just like fetch as like such a good card, man
And then like enchanting fetch so that it does five damage instead of three is pretty good.
Auto-tunes, sometimes up with my USB cable and I dare not change it because I'm enjoying the
auto-tunes when they show up. No Nyquilates, but you can buy mushrooms from a store in
Vancouver called mushrooms I was telling my mom and she was saying that at some
point in her life she wants to try psychedelics which by the way not not
virtue or vice signaling I've never done and I was like you live in Vancouver now
if you really want to try this out you could literally just go to the store and
then she was like I yeah but I don't know like what I'm doing and I'm like
yeah but it can't be that bad for you or at least like I have to assume that they
would have shut the store down at some point they would have like come to put
like locks on the doors or something like that but they've left the store
there for like two years or something I think you're chill if you want to do it
we don't play ethereal cards eight block in a soul is pretty good
but she wasn't interested so yeah I just bought her some gas station Delta 8
instead. This is funny timing. Hello. How are you? You guys watch Zootopia today? Zootopia
Do they play the song?
Do they go, we're turning the place into a zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo?
Don't they say zoo, zoo, zoo?
We live in a crazy world.
In the bad race.
You know who sings that song?
Who?
Who?
Shariko?
It's honestly pretty close.
That's her name. It's Shakira. Not Sharika. Wait a minute. She has a funny voice, right?
Like she's a great singer. But she has like a little, she has a warble inner voice that
I can't do it.
You're turning my lumbar support?
No!
No!
My sciatica!
Hmm.
Summon five.
Watch out, that might be the ejector seat.
Whenever Oste loses HP, all enemies lose that much as well.
We're kind of building for that, man.
Hello.
You been having a good day?
Yeah.
Did you watch one movie or two movies?
One.
One movie.
One movie.
I'm the cat guy.
You're the cat guy?
Inklit?
Yes, I'm the cat guy.
I'm a cat.
I'm gonna get to get.
Oh, you.
I'm the skeleton and also the skeleton's hand.
Right there.
Now I got zoo stuck in my head.
Yeah.
What do you think is better?
Try everything or zoo?
Try everything, of course, is the song from Zootopia 1.
It's not Zootopia 1.
Do you have a preference?
That's right, it's not called Zootopia 1, it's called Zootopia.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna repeat that into the microphone.
I'm not gonna repeat that into the microphone.
microphone. Stop saying fart in the end of the microphone please. I usually mute for
that. Hey, hey, hey, chill. They're saying they can smell it. No way. You can't be doing
that in my office.
Sharika was right, we live in a crazy world, stuck in the red race, oh she's down here,
she's kicking up a ruckus, nah she's chill.
See you soon.
That, I'm back, and we're turning this place into a zoo, zoo, topiet, too.
She maugged you little bro, life of a dad, I'm afraid, life of a dad.
does the hand look like that?
Back in my day we said, Pwns.
We did say Pwn, didn't we?
Where do we lose our way, man?
I don't care if it's fake.
You know what my favorite clip of all time is?
Besides Cracked Out Uncle and also Kato,
Cot Slip and Straight Mustard Face,
which are obviously the greatest videos ever made, ever.
Old man, not to be rude,
but old man on the Chris Parillo Tech TV show,
call for help, and he's holding an Edison cylinder, and he's going, it's really rare.
There's only one of these like this in the world, and his hands are shaking like, like
so much. And then he, he presses it a little too hard, and it shatters into like a million
pieces. And he goes, Oh, shit. Well, and then Chris Parillo goes, Well, that does happen.
Are you are you done with that? Yeah, I'm done with that. I love that video, man
And then people in the comments are like don't be it was Leo Laporte Greenland's stake your chat life on it
I watched the clip yesterday is Chris Parillo, bro
Chris Parillo hosted call for help Leo Laporte hosted the screensavers nephew
You don't know who's domain you're in
Anyway
Wait, sweeping gaze could go crazy for us too. It's so expensive though.
Um...
Either way, I forgot what I was talking about.
Pwned that guy? We should bring Pwned back.
Nah, man. We're turning this place into a zoo-oo-oo-oo.
That girl's got to get pulled, bro.
You're cheap.
What about Tuh?
The world was well, nah, I was gonna say the world was better, but that's probably falling
victim to nostalgia bias.
We do need to start calling things lead hackswords again, though.
There was nothing wrong with that.
Right Magresta?
We can all agree, Lead Haxor was kind of cool.
Doing 12 damage.
Wait, I actually missed the part where that's my problem.
Every time I look at the clock and it's 1-3-3-7, I smile, British ass, leet speak, military
every time, as elites speak.
Bro, you literally, you have to take an alchemist.
I can't believe I was thinking,
I'm gonna remove like a defend.
You have to take alchemists.
You not use 24 hour time in Canada?
It's been known to happen, I suppose.
I mean, I'm not going to say it's never been used.
I'm not going to say that, like, half of my clocks in my house are not on the 24-hour
clock.
Yeah, that's true.
Plus, we're on metric time, bro.
10 damage to a random?
Yes! That's my quant, man. Wait, I'm gonna take a stupid amount of damage. Wait, I'm
I'm going to take just a little bit of damage.
Come on fella.
You know what, we need this and we're going to need Alchemize at some point.
Yeah, play it.
Ooh, bone, bro.
The foul brew?
For the most part, you're the last honest letterbox reviewer.
You're a history of violence and in the mood for love reviews or reflexive and still offer
them their flowers.
Oh, that's so nice of you to say.
That is what I'm going for.
I greatly appreciate that.
Thank you for being the knower.
Listen, everyone's performative but me.
I know there's people out there where they're like, I'm excited to watch this movie.
And then the movie, they didn't enjoy it at all and they were on the phone half the time.
And then when they leave a review, they go like, oh, this is such a heartbreaking tale
because they don't want to like signal that they didn't get it.
I 100% know.
But I'm too old for that.
I might be the oldest person on Letterbox.
What were we talking about again?
Start of your turn, gain energy, draw one additional card.
It would be nice to play it, but I think our deck's already too expensive, man.
Other than Corey?
Yeah, yeah, I forgot about that guy
That's real
That's true true to be fair. I'm also looking at my phone during the movie because the phone is playing the movie
I'm movie
Play on leash for the damage here, right, but then I'm literally taking damage
It's Cory ever explained why you gave Joker to a five-star that's bait, but I believe it
Can I get a check on that did Cory actually give Joker to left while he had a five-star
movie on the phone is crazy real cinema heads make do man that's all you need to
know I've literally watched like 50 plus movies on my phone on the exercise bike
this year and almost all of them were subtitled for in movies the fire is
just really good get a tablet why is I'm already mugging you aren't you worried
that I might be able to watch a hundred movies instead, I'd be mugging you like crazy.
We may die here, man.
This is not the turn you need to see.
Although one buffer is awesome, summon 15 into an unleash is also crazy.
Have to fetch.
Summon 8.
Oh bro, this is awesome.
Whenever you lose HP, he loses the same amount of HP.
I honestly think to start with, you don't play your buffer potion.
Just let him take the hit.
Do exactly that.
We might be able to save the buffer potion, bro.
This is insane.
Can't you know what?
We just finish them off with the ampule.
Huge.
Lose to strength, enemy loses to strength.
Am I crazy to say that we can actually make this work?
Because our negative strength doesn't
affect Oste's strength, right?
Correct.
And the only, we don't really have any attacks
except for our strikes.
I think that's an interesting way to run the build here.
I forget what this fella does.
Wait, be so fucking free with me.
What does this fella do?
Because if we lose this run, we don't have time
for another Slay the Spy run.
So I've at least got to make it to act, too.
Is this the, he's the, he gets stunned.
Oh, it's the deer, the deer.
And you can only play one card some turns
We send it
Absolutely we send it on him
Osmataz Buckshank. Yes, man. I think of Devoyne Shower Handle probably just about
every day I'm alive. Getting Necromastory early is insanely huge. That's
like exactly the card I wanted. Basically every time I turn the Shower
Handle, I say to myself, Devoyne Shower Handle.
you know what bro take some of that what's your subway order nl food long
turkey italian herbs and cheese literally I don't give a fuck what kind of
cheese they have all the cheese is is the same and all the cheese is garbage
so they usually go white cheese okay and I go that's perfectly fine toasted
Yeah, I toasted lettuce tomato onion. That's the holy trinity. That's the mere plot
Then I'm like a black olives pickles cucumbers. I don't put the hot peppers on
and
Then I'm a yellow mustard guy. I found out the hot peppers just kind of like
Not bad certainly, but I felt like I was getting them because I wanted to be a guy who was eating spicy food
But actually it was performative. I guess is what I'm trying to say
when actually they were just overpowering the otherwise well-balanced flavor of the sandwich.
I would prefer if you did not die,
but I'm not willing to do math to ensure that that happens. I don't know if I can do enough
damage this turn. It's a little spicy.
I feel like you start here,
draw all your cards.
We literally get there.
Oh, stocks Max's have introduced a new animal to describe trends no more bull no more bear
This is a kangaroo market. That's big for a me. I screwed it up. I had it all rehearsed
in my head
That's big for a beast like me who profits from volatility
Big for a me is more like something you say to your friend when you're playing we sports
One card.
Huge.
Take 13 damage, bro.
Take 6 damage, bro.
fetched on we're gonna make it but it is a little slow anyway that's my subway
order for those of you who are curious
Clip it, we got him boys.
Then aw ringing, I should have played on the leash bro.
It's a big ass sandwich.
I'm sorry, like I know, I don't care about the calorie count, a six inch sandwich is
not big enough.
Should it be?
Yeah, I don't know, maybe it should be.
Maybe everyone should be happy too.
But a six inch sandwich, if they didn't offer a 12 inch,
I would probably be satisfied with the six inch.
But because I know the 12 inches right there,
I'll never be satisfied unless I can have a full foot.
You can only play one card.
By the way, I found out recently,
did you know, all of you people who are saying,
did you know in Ireland they classified the bread
cake because it didn't have enough real nutrients in it. It had too much sugar.
Did you know that that was actually a sigh-off by the Irish government? Because
bread is taxed at a lower rate than cake. So they took subway to court so that
they could make the distinction that their bread was cake so that they could
charge them more tax? Now, base, base, base. But at the same time, that doesn't mean
the bread is cake. It's literally a tabling. It's a tabling.
We want to transform a card into a soul.
But did it have too much sugar?
It has the same amount of sugar as other bread at other sandwich places, man.
Defends are goopy.
If you turn, I do like Pale's eye.
Not true, go to a real deli.
the deli heads when you show them the study that pastrami explodes your colon in 10 years?
Fuck off, that's what I'm trying to say.
No fuck dude, no.
Still go for some pastrami to be honest, but red should have zero sugar in it?
Who's g-
It's made of sugar.
It's made of sugar.
The only thing in it is wheat.
It's just wheat.
And maybe some Italian herbs and cheeses.
You know what?
Extra energy from the third turn onward seems good.
the schools man. Get a weekends. I own you. 18 block. Release them. Unleash them. They're
not paying attention anyway. I'm not paying attention anyway so I'm not gonna like leave
them beholden to a double standard that I don't take responsibility for myself that
would that would be disingenuous you know what sure retain my hands
That's the play right there.
It's got to be Necromastery.
What are you on now?
16 life?
We need even more.
Guys, I got to go to the bathroom after this guy, which is devastating for a guy like me.
That move is going to bring us, I mean, we're going to lose a lot of time on that.
I'm going to have to really speed up after that.
I think I would prefer if you didn't die.
But I do want you to tank as much damage as you possibly can so that the damage gets reflected to this guy.
Oh no!
He's leaving!
He's leaving with my fetch, bro!
We still make it, but it was close.
No, we don't make it
We make it
I'm not letting them take my my fetch
Gretchen Weeners
What do you got for me? I gotta think about this in the bathroom be right back
I'm back, y'all.
Don't say why we act in like a number one's never turned into a number two.
I wasn't gone that long.
I think we need a grave blast to bring back an unleash to drastically increase the rate
at which we do damage.
We have a very unique type of run going on here.
You know what?
health as high as possible because Unleash is the only thing that does any damage.
Draw Unleash. The madman actually did it. Unleash, Grave Blast. Unleash. Lower his strength, lower my strength.
Don't transform anything into a soul.
I like what we got.
It's going to be Necromastery, it's going to be Pole Agro.
You're literally about to eat some dirt, bro.
the same turn. 21 damage. That's for you, Dev K.O. 21. Just keep summoning, bro. Finding
Dory. Why is he taking no damage? I'm freaking out. Potion that makes an Alchemize free. Infinite
money glitch that don't even play the other strike because the damage is going
through his shield that's incredible for us it's done bro literally horrible
order I don't want to talk about it I need to know
Really? Mark? Mark Anthony posting? Something happened that at some point I
lost which one, I forgot which one is Mark Anthony and which one's Mark Anthony
which is just absolutely devastating.
We want more, I think we might want more Oste attacks for sure.
This path has two removal. I don't know.
They're different guys. You're Stoic posting. Excuse me, I'm not Stoic posting. Who among us
would call Mark Anthony a Stoic? Or Mark Anthony? They both lost generational baddies. Am I right?
this is a horrible fight too hope John Paul the third thanks for the gifted
subscriptions thank you you low-key died of this boss this is just a fellow this
ain't even a boss can we be can we be so dead-ass right now also the more he
hits me the more he gets hurt so no we don't
Play a patcher would love the Cookie Monster pants.
You know, genuinely might be the realest thing that anyone's ever said in my chat.
Didn't she just lay down on a daybed like all day?
There's no shot that she was not Cookie Monster pants coated.
I refuse to believe that she was not Cookie Monster pants coated.
way. Never want to see that strike again. She would love the nightmare before Christmas.
There's absolutely no doubt about that. I know she would have like a haunted mansion
tattoo. Which is cool by the way. Play this first, then this, then this, and then attack
him for zero. Literally I just need you to do damage. Like I need you to hit me so, but
But I'm putting up too much block for you to even damage me.
That's how useless you are, bro.
Like, you can't hurt me because I'm too good.
That's so sad.
OCD deals 11 damage and applies 2 vulnerable to all enemies.
Literally, my will be done, bro.
Whenever this will be shuffled into your draw pile, place it on top.
Yeah, bro.
We need Necromastery as soon as possible every single time.
Cleo from 6 to 7!
Yes, man!
I really thought it would work on turn 1.
Can I library and go back to when I asked about this in chat earlier?
Someone when I had the option for perfect fit earlier someone typed it works on the first turn as well
I swear it to you go go back and find them
Please go back and find them
fetch me bro wait now first high five me then fetch me
bro where's my card where's my card
you never want to see
this basic defend ever again
this is devastating because now it's only gonna put one damage on enemies oh
my god where's my card that's not the one I ain't the one baby uh-uh we don't
do that here that's the one
Now you're cooked, lad.
Could someone else be cooked?
22 damage?
Yes.
Grave blasted.
Bring back a poke.
Poke you to death.
Make you lose your strength.
We do need to get him banned.
The problem is, any emote like that is based on a video.
I learned this from my errors with plum popcorn.
It's really hard to guarantee that it has the right fidelity and gift form.
Yeah, like plum popcorn, I know what it is, but if you didn't know what it was, you would
be looking at that like, what is this?
I'm embarrassed by how that one worked out, honestly.
And literally, we don't even need the block, bro,
because you're just going to blow yourself up.
It's Kelsey Plum eating popcorn.
Well, you could probably gather that
from the context clues, OK?
We don't need bone shards.
That's for explosive Ostebuilds.
I think that's a good one.
3 vulnerable is really good, man.
You need every single chat has it.
Can I can I can I acquiesce what
is in in which parlance.
if you don't divine six times you're not and I say this without a hint of irony
you're not a good streamer
obviously we want to write we got two divinations left obviously we want a rare
card obviously we don't want a curse obviously we do want a potion 20 gold a
flex potion. Mazelets gift we don't care about any of those. We do care about
oddly smooth stone and we do care about squeeze bro. 25 damage, 5 additional
damage for every other Osteotech. Well worth the curse.
45 damage right off the top, can't resist me Mr. Powers.
Strength doesn't affect Osteys, uh, strength doesn't affect Osteys guys, fuck it we literally
ball I found it it was zebra zebra chemo perfect fit works on first hand I'm sorry
they got to pay the price you already know what I'm about to say man
post is alive how much health he's got some health 10 damage next to theory
really play costs zero. He ain't the one, baby. Uh-uh. Why is librarian a narc? I think
it is funny. Librarian does have a little bit of randle energy. I don't think anyone
would dispute that. But like when you're the teacher, it's kind of nice to have a randle,
guess. Perfect amount of HP here. Did you ever beat A20 and say the Spire 1? Look at
what they're doing to me man. They hate me. Is it even a question that I beat?
Yeah, oh no I haven't beaten the Senju 20 and say the Spire 1. I haven't beaten it
today perfect amount of damage I was really asking rather I was probably the
first person to ever do it
55 damage with another 10 damage with another 5 damage wait that's exactly
exactly 70 bro. Huge.
Summon 9 exhaust, well worth it for a guy like me.
It's the worst first hand I've seen in my entire life.
a criminal first hand. You dump this because it does nothing. Play an alchemize, apply 33
Doom. Okay, well obviously 33 Doom is incredible. Take his little damages. Oh!
So first time anyone's ever said artifact lol and I haven't laughed.
Oh man. That's hard. That's a tough one to stomach.
But yeah, I cleared A-20. I cleared it on three different ships, man.
How many Disney Cruises have you beaten A-20 on? Probably one or two, if I had to guess.
Destroyed.
Guys the run's not going fast enough.
But we have 29 minutes to get through Act 3.
We can totally do that.
Can you say that like it's normal to go on a Disney cruise?
It's normal as fuck, bro.
Every time I'm on a Disney cruise, I see lots of people.
I'm surrounded by people when I'm on them.
They ain't normal.
Brother, they, they, they, for some reason, God love them, but for some reason, I don't
They seem to have a really hard time figuring out how the elevators work.
And it's like, I just, my mind is boggled every time,
because I'm like, they just go up and down.
You get, you press the direction you need to go,
which I guess that may need some explanation.
You press the direction that you need to go,
and then you get in and you press the button where your room is.
And then when the door is open, you see if it's the floor with your room, and if it's not the
floor with your room, you stay on the elevator. That's it.
We win these.
Literally though, we win these.
That's not just Disney Cruises, it's every cruise.
I guess they just got a big like Bellingham contingent.
A lot of Bellingham cruisers.
And it bothers me when I see them with like the silver, gold, platinum or pearl lanyards too.
Because I'm like, you've been on a lot of these, man.
You forgot how elevators work in the interim period.
It just seems kind of crazy to me.
I don't even think we want to snap.
I recognize that it does improve the damage that our ult does, but we just don't need
it, man.
Powers make something else free when you play a card that costs two or more, gain three
block.
Have you tried helping them?
Sometimes I do, but usually they're too busy yelling at their kids.
They're usually saying something like, Jackson, come here.
I want this.
One week we want some and then.
I want a fetch, I want to fetch a power.
Didn't work, I want to draw cards.
Didn't work.
I want to dance macabre to hit a high five.
OK, it worked.
And now I don't know what to say.
Squeeze is like a non-negotiable card.
But I'm going to negotiate.
Because I think this turn actually, you know what?
Perfect turn for an energy potion.
Summon nine.
We still haven't played our power that makes like the damage also go on you.
Finally got it.
This is a big turn.
I'm not going to say we're unkillable because I think that that's ridiculous, but I think
we're in a much better spot now that we've played our good cards.
you gotta think this through. Obviously we could bring back squeeze. I feel like
it's a... certainly start here. Seance does nothing, which I think is awesome.
Yeah!
Oh great blast to squeeze.
And then we shuffle squeeze back into our deck.
Please.
Well we did, but we just didn't draw it.
That was the part I forgot to mention.
We're deflecting like no damage, so I'm actually gonna...
I'm going to play a frantic escape.
We're going to make it, man.
Because we're definitely going to draw squeeze here.
This one's going to sting.
A squeeze, a doom, and some blocks might help.
Oh, please, please, please squeeze.
Oh, I might die.
I might die.
No, I'm not gonna die.
Literally there's six, this is so perfect.
There's six cards, one of them kills and you draw five cards a turn.
Potion me?
What do you think the potion would do here, my friend?
Maybe we draw six cards as well, get on it.
We take those, we make those.
You play a soul summon one.
It literally makes another card free, which is the only reason I think that we have to
play it.
You don't play ethereal cards.
Why is it so wet and cold out there?
You're telling me, man.
I mean we have the best weather in the country usually, but it's been a little crazy.
Forbidden grimoire at the end of combat you may remove a card from your deck.
Transform three cards and upgrade them.
If I'm being honest, we transform all of our strikes.
Melancholy, parse, and hang.
I think they're all bad for us, but strikes are horrible.
Always take full arts.
I legit thought you were from Dance Chat.
Dance Macabre is a power.
This is huge.
You definitely play poke.
Now the question is, is there a way?
Is there a way to guarantee it?
We don't need to play devour life.
Devour life is not necessary to play.
So you play pull aggro, and then it either hits squeeze, which is great, or it hits devour
life, which hits squeeze.
That's that simple, bro.
Goodbye.
That felt awesome.
It's like an after life for sure.
There 28 damage on the board right now
20 damage on the 20 damage, I don't mind at all, bro
What did he even say? He was just being like a 12 year old brain in a grown man's body.
I think he said, oh boy, and please, it's not me saying oh boy. Get out of my face. I never
want to see you again. It's not me saying oh boy, okay? So don't get that twisted. It's them saying
Oh boy, I said oh boy another full slay this by her to stream because nl's too small brain for mugenics
No, bro. It's not because I'm too small brain for mugenics
One second, what were we talking about which is fucking funny
Well, the reason it offends me is not because it's wrong the reason it offends me is because they're talking about video games
Which at some point you just got to say at your age, man
Still at your age, Osteodil's 6 damage when he hits an enemy that turns summon 3. It's that simple.
I can't give you mummified hands, but I can give you a potion of doom for a relic.
The Mugenics people are greedy.
I didn't say I don't even want to get involved with it, okay?
Here's the thing, the reason it's annoying is because you don't have to pit two goats against each other.
I don't really think we need Calcify to be honest.
We want to cut it dead.
You could be playing Mugenics right now or say this by or two for that matter instead
of like wanting to get into an argument about which one's better and which one's worse.
But I know that if you're, sorry I was going to say loser, if you're not awesome, if your
life is not incredible. Playing video games is the second best thing you could do. The
best thing you could do is just constantly be in a never ending argument about video
games. You know what, storing potions for the boss seems like the play. Did you read
my discord message? What's happening? I read your discord message and said, I hope you
have a great day but that's a very nice message
free hand one by five honestly we summon so we take no damage that simple
I think this is the best way that this could have conceivably gone for us.
No it's not!
We don't get to play Sentry Mode bro.
Wait, but we take no damage anyway.
That's awesome.
You could be this dude for Halloween.
Bro I'm this dude every day.
Are you talking about me or are you talking about?
Who are you talking about?
It would be nice to do some damage.
I literally almost turned my best card into a soul.
Well, Gun Guy, excuse me, Justin Stream is, Justin Stream is that a way, okay?
Gun Guy, yeah, you seem to be confused.
Justin Stream is over here, okay?
Now if you'll excuse me, I got some work to do.
him and squeeze, bro. Keep the change. That was literally right at his stream. Yes, the
sub-a-thon is still going. Huge. That means there's still a chance we could play some
CS2 this week. That grow mastery of the first turn! All the other cards suck, that's okay,
we draw more. It hits Dance Macabre. Brave, Orton. Okay. That was such awful order, but
we weren't punished, that's crazy.
Jack, can I say something?
They need to
invent laser hair removal for your face.
Now, before everyone jumps on me for this one,
I haven't finished talking,
but it keeps you at
five o'clock shadow or like a few days of stubble
instead of removing all of the hair for your face,
from your face, I should say.
You can just get it lasered and then also get a tattoo.
Wait, wait, wait, that's interesting man.
That's not a bad idea.
18 block. I don't want to gain 18 block because I want you to take like 23 damage.
I guess I'll summon... you're only going to take 6 damage off of this which is like nothing bro.
What am I doing? What the heck am I doing? Wait every time we play a soul we summon turning
our whole deck into souls is actually good man.
Are you proud of me, Chronos? I feel like I'm learning something here.
Oh, a dance macabre.
A dance macabre that hits a squeeze.
Let's maximize our chances.
Life goes on. Enjoy taking 24 damage, bro.
Will they give you laser in your nose?
Honestly, that might be like a billion dollar idea.
I wouldn't give that away for free.
That might be the wave, man.
Any other millennials here?
You guys think it's crazy that we're living in like a sideburn-less world?
Anytime you watch a movie from the 2000s and there's a fellow with sideburns, I'm like,
damn, this movie must take place in the mid-2000s.
Like back when I was a teenager, everyone had sideburns.
Thank God they're gone.
Buddy, they're gonna come back, you know that, right?
This isn't your first rodeo.
This ain't your first trip around the sun,
they're gonna come back.
Seance on a defense.
And then a defense, and then a sentry mode and a body guard.
We're still taking a lot of damage though.
2027 Mungo Jerry. Imagine, man. Literally playing my cards in the worst order you could ever
play them in. Type of shit that have you going in the summer time, where the weather is hot.
Should bring back the Jason Schwarzman Bob from My Heart Huckabees. Wait! We all need
to start wearing our hair like that one dude with the Beatles cut from the Big Bang Theory.
Can I say something? Why is this guy so fucking tough? Our hair? I don't know, I'm not on
read it anymore so I don't understand the joke I guess. A soul for a soul, for a
seance, for a soul, hit him, get him banned.
Quick summon would still go crazy, quick afterlife would go crazy. I mean there's
There's an r slash ball, there's gotta be an r slash hair, right?
Just makes sense.
Hear me out here?
Greatest dirge of the century.
Fetch, soul, melancholy, soul, soul.
Yeah, I'm thinking we'll play another soul.
So what's the wind condition on this one?
I'm thinking that the wind condition on this one is, uh, Oste gets to 128 degrees.
HP and then let him get hit once.
Yeah I'm thinking we'll play it and I'm thinking we'll soul, soul, soul, soul, soul, soul.
Transform a card into our deck into a soul.
Wait this is dude, this actually works.
It works.
I'm outscaling you.
I literally don't care if you do any damage to me ever.
Plus you're dead.
Me gunned in my head named three South Korean cities.
Jinju, Daegu, no!
Olsan.
Yeah.
There's other ones.
Jju city.
Downgrade two cards.
upgrade 4 cards, duplicate your deck, receive bad luck.
Yeah, I definitely don't think we're gonna be doing that.
That sounds crazy.
Bro, they upgraded one of the cards they downgraded.
That's a huge dub for a guy like me.
Thank you so much. You saved my life.
24 damage. You're doing 26 damage.
We transform our basics. That's right.
Then we unleash a fellow who's going to be buff next turn. Lower your strength.
19 damage. We're chilling.
As a barista, I've noticed Koreans always order iced Americanos.
interesting. Is this how I find out I'm South Korean? That's awesome. You got to go next.
Now I don't just want to play the hits, but those of you who have been around for a long
time are going to know why I get iced Americanos instead of regular Americanos. Do you even
need me to say it? Do you even need me to say it? I will say if anyone, does anyone here run a bespoke
coffee shop like a nice little cafe that you can go spend some time in? I do think it's a little bit
messed up and I know you think we're all stupid. You think we're all idiots.
Ice drinks should not carry a surcharge.
It should not be 50 or 75 cents extra to get an iced drink.
Because yes, you having to have ice does cost money, but when you put ice in the drink,
it soaks up volume so you have to use less coffee and less other ingredients.
It should come out in the wash, and if it doesn't come out in the wash, you run the
business bro you run the business don't pass that on to your customer and act
like we're naive
makes me sick man now it's chill but like figure it out
get him bands
And I'm not getting the app. We've already been through this though. This is a great
day for me. Bodyguard, defend, dance macabre, devour life. They love me. Literally I will
use a fire potion to make it happen. The business defender is logged on. You got me backwards.
This is the one time I haven't been to Business Defender.
Most of the time you would have clocked me supremely, but this time you're out of line.
No, don't say Business Offender, that's technically on paper that reads okay, but when you say
it out loud it sounds like it has another connotation to it.
you should be on some better list. One second, I'm too busy running this time. Dude, this
deck is actually awesome. Are you guys willing to admit I'm better at this game than you?
Be so fucking for real with me. And look at this, I got a handful of potions to deal with
I don't even know what this fella does, man.
Not that that's likely to matter too much.
We know the plays, man.
We will know our ways as if born to them.
The real question is, what do you duplicate?
I don't know if this will work, but I'm going to try to duplicate it anyway because it's
a huge summon.
Oh my god.
All enemies lose two times that much HP as well.
Oh baby.
It does exactly what it says on the tin
Definitely this please a grave blast it didn't that's okay. Oh, no, bro. You're about to nuke your queen man. I
Was about to triple my block, bro, that's devastating
Did it not work am I freaking out
We need a big summon. We can do that.
Without a doubt, you draw three cards off this.
You need to play Devour Life. You need to play Dance Macabre.
Oh, this is pretty solid, man.
He's gonna die, dude.
I don't know if we're going to play many other Osteatex.
You're not bound.
That's huge.
Triplicate block.
More souls.
Oh, we're going to play a lot of Osteatex.
Get ready for this.
Sick'em.
Strike'em.
Soul'em.
Soul'em.
Poke'em.
Soul'em.
Wipe'em.
Poke him, Soul him, wipe him.
Durge, Durge does nothing here.
Make you lose strength anyway.
I don't really know what you do.
Three by five?
Horrible news for you, bro.
I'm literally the type of guy that might just play some blocks, because you're not doing anything anyway.
Easily play a soul in a situation like this.
No need.
No need to take damage.
So what are we doing? We're literally waiting until we get
Something like dirge. Yeah, I mean squeeze does do 93 damage. Don't get me wrong
But we could play squeeze in the future. It's a perfect barrage turn
By getting a huge dirge out there this is literally like a battery that blocks for 44
But also is going to reflect that 2x back at the boss man
So we keep it up keep playing souls into souls
Into souls into souls into another dirge
Bro, you're hitting yourself you're hitting yourself
You play your soul
Into a fetch into a so you probably should play a sicken to be honest get a sicken out there into a soul
And you're just doing this until you draw another dirge
This time we did not draw dirge. That's a little devastating
I guess we'll have to do a hundred and five damage to you instead.
Damn.
That's a big boy.
I'm not killing you this turn.
I want you to get even bigger, bro.
Oh, it's two o'clock now.
I got to get out of here.
Okay.
That being said, we'll play sick.
I'm not a soul soul on top of that.
I'm just a dirge to finish her.
Oh no, I forgot to play attacks.
Oh no, oh no.
Dude, Necrobinder's kind of awesome.
Die, monster.
Not this to please a different amount of damage this time.
Break the curse.
Yes!
Anyway, for now, thanks for watching. Kate's not going to be live today. She's not live
right now. We had kind of like a surprise. My daughter had a day off from school, essentially.
But I will send you over to Justin. But first, I just want to check and make sure that he
still live. He is live and he's playing counter strike. I will send you over there. He is live
and he's playing counter strike. I will send you over. I know what I said. See you tomorrow,
everyone. Thanks for a great another great slay this by our stream. Goodbye. I said,
I did it. I did what I always do. I accidentally put my wife's Twitch channel instead of my
friend Justin's Twitch channel. Alright, goodnight y'all.