Northernlion
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03-09-2026 · 5h 27m
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Chad, I'm not even messing with you.
I had, I was watching John Carpenter's 1974 debut Dark Star on the bike.
Two stars, but if I may say so myself, two stars that I think will exist fonder in memory
than it then it did during the actual view because it it was kind of boring
but when it was over i felt like i appreciated it a little bit
um but on the on the computer monitor i had dan's slay the spire to stream up
and i swear to god for 71 minutes he was on
the same fight and did not play a single card
I'm going to need an actual timer on that to keep it honest, but it was an act one fight
and every time the movie was only like 82 minutes long. Every single time I looked over
he was on the exact same fight, man. I don't know what happened.
normalize taking two hours per turn I mean his whole hand was just like strikes and
defends man just strikes and defends non-stop John Carpenter washed yes sir
not really though. He's got a lot of great movies. John Carpenter is crazy because when
I look at the John Carpenter filmography on Letterbox it's like I've only seen, well okay
I've seen the thing and I've seen They Live, but otherwise I've seen like his least popular
movies and I've been like wait a minute this guy kind of sucks. John Carpenter is your
favorite director? Oh the guy who did Ghosts of Mars with Ice Cube and Natasha Handstridge?
Kind of a crazy choice if you ask a guy like me
How does it feel being a perpetual same time mode we should just get started here, man
Um, I've been having a great time playing some sleigh this by or two by the way
I actually recorded a bunch this weekend see an egg doggy. Yes, man
Big ups to everybody in
places that are on permanent
Daylight savings time. We are now on permanent daylight savings time in British Columbia
It still sucks to go one hour ahead because it screws up your sleep and definitely like even though it was a day ago
Kate I see you in chat our daughter was messed up man. She was like a
Normally she gets up like 30 minutes before I get off the bike
Sorry someone in the group chat said what's up? So I get I said yes, sir
and now I'm about to get trauma dumped. Let me just see what's going on here.
Yep, they're talking about the price of crude oil. Let's close this tab for the rest of the stream.
Our kid was messed up though. She had to be roused from her slumber, like rising to see what
was a matter after hearing all the clatter. And she was not ready to go to school on time
today she didn't really get it but either way we're back you almost got me
with muted by the way we're gonna get started here I played I played a little
bit of Slate Aspire this weekend bro as you can tell I'm kind of the goat with
it I'm not sure if you can can you speak up a little bit can you speak up a
little bit I did manage to beat a run with every character and also unlock the
random function and then also unlock ascension with every character but
But honestly, I think we should play some of the Necrobinder, man.
Have you guys played as the Necrobinder yet?
Necrobinder kinda interesting as fuck, bro.
How do you do it on Regent?
That shit is cheeks.
I don't know, did my Regent episode go up, man?
I recorded one episode as the Regent where I won easily and I have absolutely no idea
why I won or what I was doing at all, but it worked really well.
I was just playing like every single one of my cards every turn and they all seem to do
no damage and then the enemies died.
I have no idea.
Either way, we'll play as a Necrobinder.
I've only done the one Necrobinder run.
Get Regent A20 in before it gets nerfed.
Before it gets nerfed!
One second, okay?
So I'm going to give you the, here's the basics in case you've never played
as the Necrobinder, okay?
Every turn you summon one.
What does summon 1 do?
If you have no summon, it creates a summon with 1 HP.
If you have a summon, it gives that summon 1 extra HP.
Now what's the benefit of the summon?
Well, some cards can only be played if your summon is active.
But then, secondarily, the thing that's really appealing is that it will take damage
for you.
So if an enemy is doing 10 damage and you have 8 block, your summon will take the
first two unblocked damage so he can basically be like a tank for you but
there is like trample so if you're taking 50 damage and you have one block and
then your your summon has one block you're about to take 48 damage so get
ready anyway long story short you'll figure it out bro I'm not trying to
mansplain the illness I'm not trying to mansplain 150 gold a little bit of a
snooze one of two colorless cards I'm more of a one of three sort of guy
and then two random relics but you get an additional strike and defend that's
kind of a whack but it's also kind of interesting though let's see Art of War
strike dummy is actually kind of sick bro I wish I could remember the name of
that destroyer song that that ends with and strike anyone any destroyer heads
helping me out here you guys think in April we should do a destroyer
Retrospective and just listen through all the albums from like Street Hawk to through to whatever the last one was the disco one
Yes, could be the move man could be the move
Okay, Art of War very unlikely to be played but whatever
Street Hawk to uh, hey Street, I didn't even think about that
This is an honest a bob in the factory to dealer incentives chat. Yes, sir
I think William Shakespeare had the right idea put your passion in up. I that's on the workout playlist man
Let me see a dude, I love the illustrator for myself to be honest with you
We don't necessarily need early shop. I think we're gonna be bodying enemies early because of our our good strikes
So I think we should take a path with a lot of combat
This is where I like it for now and you take it all the way up through here
Here, you make a decision, but it's very likely that you're going to end up going this way.
Put a question mark right here.
And then here, if your run is better than or equal to a 6 out of 10 go that way.
If you are, don't get any ideas, Chet.
If you are going to die, take this way.
Telestrator is huge man
12 damage 12 damage not awesome. What do I think we do here?
Gain five block give our summon 5 HP, which is basically five more block and then hit you for nine
Can you draw a little bird? Can you put some respect on Lady Bird? Greta Gerwig's best
movie of the one Greta Gerwig movies have seen?
Good mug, bro. Grave Blast. Deal 4 damage, put a card from your discard pile into
your hand. I do not care. Page Storm, damn, his writing is this fire. Whenever you draw
an ethereal card, draw one card, and Reeve, deal 9 damage and add a soul into your draw
pile. Soul is draw 2 cards. I love, I love soul. I love, well this is like basically
just a slightly better strike right now, but still. It's not like we have many other
strikes because we're not the ironclad, so having some other attack seems pretty useful.
Can I say something, by the way, and I'm being told to destroy your song I was thinking of
is literally just called Strike, which is freaking awesome.
That's easy to remember.
The one where he says Strike is called Strike, ah, tiny.
Let's play a Defend so that Oste lives, although I possibly could have just literally killed
you, but who cares.
So I did a bunch of Slay the Spire runs last week, and on stream we lost every single
one of them.
on YouTube I've won every single one of them easy. So I have to say I think the chat is kind of the
problem. So if you don't mind I know you're gonna try to bully me into taking your favorite cards
but I'm honestly just gonna kind of try to march through the beat of my own drum a little bit.
Instead of just going with the people are gonna be like you have to take Barry and I would love
to if I could afford to but I don't think so man. I don't think we got the vibe right now.
I think we're gonna go with the second Reeve even though I'm not thrilled with what we got so far.
37-year-old man talking about peer pressure. Librarian, you've never heard of keeping up with the Joneses?
It's literally a movie starring John Ham, Zach Gallifanakis,
Isla Fisher, and I mean I'm trying to think about who else could even be in that piece of
garbage to be honest with you I'm not sure I got a great answer for you keeping
up with fortnight Jonesy if I could man if I could but but who could honestly
possibly most goaded of gift keyboard reaction ninja doing the L fortnight
dance think about it now this is interesting the file 13 damage for
One defy not to be confused with the file seven block and apply two week kind of sick shared fate
lowers your strength but also lowers the enemy strength more it's very interesting because we
could build into something called doom doom is kind of sick
but i don't think we have any doom yet we definitely don't have any doom yet
Shared fate good for ostie. Yeah, but I don't think we're gonna be
We don't have any ostie
Like big ostie attacks yet. I think we just take the basic card. That's pretty good
By the way, people keep saying he's ostie not ostie bro. He's ostie. Why?
nor this is north
Which means this is east and he's fucking east bro, which makes him
Oste, as far as I'm concerned, not Oste. North, East, Oste. And if they ever get one here,
that'll be Westy. You don't understand. You don't get it.
That's not how directions work. It's how directions work. If he was on a map, this
would be North, this would be East. I'm stunned you don't understand this, to be honest
with you. 11 damage coming out. We defy and weaken. 9 damage coming out. Does not matter.
Makes sense in German. And German is like the most logical language. Ergo, it makes sense
in every language. Exactly. Thank you for your feedback. Get a kill, take some damage.
take nine damage on this turn but at least we get a kill you're gonna be let
down by your inability to love this summon bro we're on like our our seventh
run like our seventh encounter actually we're on our fifth encounter right now
what the hell are you talking about I don't know what kind of mods you got that
give you like goaded cards right off the bat we just started not to mention
Did I stutter, by the way?
We have a 100% win rate in runs where I ignore chat.
Can you say the same?
You did, actually?
I thought I had a good joke about a stuttering pirate,
but I can't remember it.
It's something like, let me think about this.
You block six.
Sadly, I think we have to play this,
but at least we can do that.
Oh, it's what did the pirate say on his birthday? What did the stuttering pirate say on his birthday?
Aye aye matey! Yeah, see? So be careful, be careful who you get into a conversation within the
marketplace of ideas, okay? This is interesting. Gain 13 block, reduce this card's cost by blip
whenever anyone dies, including Oste. But Dirge, I did run a little Dirge. Dirge is so good, man.
It's basically at a minimum 3x block where x is the energy you spend on it, plus you get
cards in your draw pile that draw a whole bunch of other cards. You literally have to take Dirge.
There's no, there's no discussion. There's no argument. This is more like a back alley
crack dealer type of joke. By the way, this is the one time I'm offended. Nobody asked me
if I saw this on the weekend and it's the one thing I did see. Did you see the video
of the quote unquote, not my words, meth doubt uncle crashes kids birthday party. And it's
an uncle who looks a little bit like me. He's got a shaved head and he's doing like
break dancing. And he's he's dump diving into tables and a kids birthday party and
destroying furniture and doing backflips and stuff and all the comments are like oh this is so sad
oh look at how this this kid is gonna have trauma over this wow this is uncomfortable to watch and
then I watch the video and I'm like it's the coolest shit I've ever seen in my entire fucking life
the dude is hitting like perfect breakdancing moves and then slamming the table and doing a
backflip and stuff like it's incredible man it's so good the kid looks sad bro kid
the hell my light fell off they thought it was methed out uncle at kid's birthday
party
everyone was there's something about the internet that's just universally true
You can see the coolest thing ever the top comment will be like here's why this isn't cool wrong, bro
I have eyes. I saw it. It was cool as fuck
Let me do nine damage and get a soul. Oh, and then also play this
Squadron on the nine before doing a backflip onto it and still pop in it. I mean dude the backflip he hits is so crazy. I
Thought it was fucking awesome
I think one second here you're doing 12 damage. I can get literally to 11 block here
Which will keep you going because I have played him so I'm not even sweating it now unleash those six extra damage as long as I
Can keep you alive you are gaining two strength per turn. What do you get stunned? You never get stunned
Okay, well, that's kind of devastating
That's kind of awesome with the dough
I don't know.
Give me two strikes and another summon.
He's taken two damage.
We have a 10 extra damage on Unleash here.
That's huge.
Why does he take zero damage from the flop?
There is, I think it would be disingenuous of me
to not acknowledge that there genuinely is obviously
a chance that the uncle is on some kind of narcotic.
Like, he does take no damage from something
that would, well, just to put it simply,
that would do quite a lot of damage to a fellow like me.
But he's, maybe he did have intangible.
Maybe he did have intangible.
It was very impressive though.
I thought it was what some of the coolest should have
ever seen if I'm being honest.
Can I keep your ass alive?
I could basically, I can keep your ass alive
and take zero damage.
That's so crazy.
The headspin was really good.
The guy is awesome.
Now I don't for a second believe that it's actually his uncle, because if your uncle was
that cool, you would not complain.
You would be like, please come to every party I've ever done.
Oh no, my cool uncle came to my party.
My party that fucking sucked and he made it awesome.
Kissing me off.
Don't you don't it always seem to go bro. You don't know what you got till it's gone and
Everybody in the comments had a story to oh my uncle was just like this and it fucking sucked. I
Hated having an uncle that was this cool
On my fourth birthday that I'm not even gonna remember anyway. Shut up, man
The video is like an all-timer. Can you give me some motherfucking attacks, bro?
So, hissing me off.
Any linkers?
Librarian?
That's your music right there?
Here we go.
A drugged up uncle isn't as much fun as it seems.
I know from experience.
Okay, Redditor.
Like I'm sorry that happened to you, but watch the video.
There's no shot your fucking uncle was doing table slams into like stationary backflips
at your birthday party and then hitting the b-boy stance, okay?
Your uncle was probably just saying it's like some embarrassing shit and then passing out
on the couch.
Okay, I gotta think about this, man.
Re-perform.
Whenever it attacks deal damage, they also apply that much doom.
How are we gonna play this and not die?
That's the next guy's problem.
We don't have a theme for our deck, we've only got 17 cards, this is fine.
Give me two random potions. I can't afford to give up any HP unnecessarily.
Loki, he has moves. Buddy, that's what I'm saying, man.
Honestly, I want chosen sheaves. HP's not looking so hot, I'll admit.
But we come here, we rest.
Don't let the other streamers tell you that you're not allowed to rest in this game, okay?
They do not have your best interest in mind.
At the start of each combat procure a potion shake the rock the buffer is crazy
Take me here, I'm a believer
I'm a believer in dirge and
Then don't die. This is a great fight to have buffer on
10% more damage from attacks. Okay
Now this is interesting man
This is interesting.
You threw away buffer for a rock?
Neat freak? Neat freak with the Lost Ark anniversary? What do you think that the Lucky Tonic does?
Would you do me a favor open your eyes and read Lucky Tonic?
Get him banned. We don't do that here. You're primed to be mad. Society is primed you to be mad.
It is your fault.
Let me guess, you hated the cracked-out uncle at the birthday party too.
Now I'm pissed.
Uh-uh.
I ain't the one, baby.
Oh, now I'm banned.
I did that here.
I am the one.
Do we want 12 summons with the draw, or do we want to apply doom?
Doom with a buffer seems like the play.
It allows us to race you to your own death.
Huge play.
Huge play.
Oh my god, you play your defense first against this guy.
I'm a fucking moron, bro.
No, that's too far.
That's too far.
18 of these, let me see.
9 damage, 9 damage.
I think it goes Reeve, Unleash, Strike.
gain a buffer. Next turn we can use our skill potion if we have to. The thing that's worth
noting is that he only takes damage at the end of his turn, so this doesn't block the
attack. So you have to find a way to block the attack, or at least mitigate it. So give
Give me a second here. Summon 4, gain 7, block.
It also applies 7. Ah, fuck, they want me to do math.
They want me to do math. That's true. I think that the cracked-out uncle only takes damage at the end of his turn 2.
And he definitely still had energy remaining.
Summon 4, gain. So this is an 11 block, but it doesn't get us closer to death.
But we can do 20 damage easily.
This is effectively seven block,
and it gets us closer to doing the damage that we need to do.
Still, this helps unleashed as well.
I think we have to take this,
because then unleashed does more damage.
And now you are dead, so I can just focus on the block.
And these do five each. This does four blockage. So we do that. We take, we take three damage,
not even a problem, and you get swallowed up by the earth. Huge. Strength potion, bag of
prep. Crazy, crazy play. Whenever you play a soul, a random enemy loses six HP. Ooh.
I think we need to get we need to get cracked out uncle and then that guy who lives in Korea
and is like peak henchmen mode, you know the guy he goes into the camera like this.
And he's always broke my pop filter.
He's always doing this.
He's always going like that.
You know the one I'm talking about.
If we could get both of those guys together in a video, oh man, that could be the
new homes in Watson.
always doing random backflips and stuff on like outside of Korean bars? That could save
us, man. I think Haunt is very interesting to me. Sweeping gays can be good too, or
century mode, but give me that. And then now we can actually afford to do some fricking
upgrades, man. What about the French guy who's always a snake in restaurants? Can
Can I say something?
I don't know this man.
A French guy who's always a snake in restaurants.
Don't think I know that one.
The guy who lays down on the train?
What is so?
The first time you play this, each combat gain energy?
Yo!
Is it said business?
Say business?
Oh, he's French.
I thought he was French-Canadian for some reason.
Okay, so let me...
Here's something that's obvious.
Repreform giving a refund is crazy.
Derge giving a refund is kind of crazy.
Yeti, I like the other one.
I like the other one that was...
Johnny's in the basement working on his resume.
I'm at the job fair thinking about working there.
I think Unemployed Bob Dylan is kind of a crazy flex, to be honest with you.
I think that one could go good.
That seems like to make that basically cost too is kind of huge.
Honestly, is our run better than 6 out of 10, or are we going to die?
It's literally both, so I'm going to take the pussy way out.
doomed on fella. It has to be this because of the soul will also work with our
power. I am gonna work at Maggie's farm some more. Yeah I am gonna work for Maggie's
paw some more. As much as I would love to get a soul let's continue to take
zero damage.
This is big bro big block we take zero damage huge dirge. We take even less than zero damage. You're in trouble, man
Wake up Maggie, I think I got something to say to you
Don't say some shit like that to me today. Okay, cuz I kind of sound like Rod Stewart with this post nasal drip that I got going on
We're already taking zero damage let's dirge right in this guy's face
And then we play a soul and then we play a soul and then a soul for a soul
I'm thinking maybe a soul on you maybe that soul leads to like two more souls
Maybe another soul right in your forehead and boom you're dead. Holy shit wait. This might be awesome
Wisp gives you energy. Death March deals 8 damage, deals 3 additional damage for each
card drawn during your turn. Rattle can be good, but we're not really built for an
ostie type run here. Death March seems mighty interesting, man. I don't know
know what this enemy does? I feel like I'm going to be, I'm going to, I kind of feel
like I'm going straight up pussy mode. But also I feel like you just got to upgrade man.
How can you not upgrade on this? Stop saying that. You got something against pussy mode?
Do you ever get stuns?
Doesn't appear so.
Next nine times you lose HP, it loses only one.
Okay, save your rock potions.
Defy is a big play here.
Let's play a bodyguard.
That also gives us an unleash damage bonus.
Not that it really matters, but once our powers get going, this guy's in a lot of
trouble.
theory. 27 damage. 27 damage kind of a lot. On the other hand, I feel like this sets us
up very beautifully for the future um you're blocking 12 we're taking 15 honestly i'm gonna
add another soul that also starts to doom you don't kill me oh he's not doing anything this turn
okay you're gonna fucking die or you're gonna you're gonna take some serious heat at least
you're not doing any damage let's do some damage
Then play a soul, play something that generates a soul, play a soul, throw a potion, and then
hit him for 41 damage.
That seems awesome.
How much damage are you doing?
Not enough to kill me.
9 damage!
9 damage!
Get defied, that weakness is going to be huge next turn.
Six by two, not even, not a big deal in the slightest.
Add a bunch of souls to your draw pile.
And then we start drawing.
Oh, a soul for a soul for a soul, for no soul, but that's okay.
We take zero.
This turn you're going to hit hard, I assume.
I still can't be killed, bro.
And you're only doing 21.
I said dueling.
You can make fun of me.
I said dueling.
I'm thinking you get a soul.
I should have played my cards that generate souls first.
Bro, you're literally dead.
Look at your health turn purple.
That can't be good for you.
Get faded and we got that upgrade.
Nothing feels better than having a 50-50 upgrade versus rest choice and you chose upgrade and
then one.
I started working the 5th of May but could not wait.
I started working on the fifth day of May, but I could not hold on to the job very long.
So I cut off my utilities, but I could not make rent.
Okay, it kind of fell apart yeti, but I actually love the start of that.
From the time that I realized it was Bob Dylan to the part where it didn't rhyme,
I liked it.
Devour life whenever you play a soul summon one, times up, deal damage equal to the enemy's
doom.
I mean both kind of crazy.
But devour life is like a block for us basically which is, that seems like most likely to keep
us alive.
The start of combat add a luminescence to your hand.
in game 2 energy? Replace bound phylactery with phylactery unbound at the start of each
combat summon 5 at the start of your turn summon 2? Are you trolling me bro? That's insane.
I think glass eye could also be awesome but holy cow. Yeah let's take phylactery unbound
Okay now how do I feel I feel damn good, and if I feel damn good
There's no doubt in my mind. We want a shop
We want a shop that doesn't stop us from fighting three elites. I
Are a week's is kind of is our a we kind of shitty. Let me think about this for a second a
Random I thought it might be all enemies lose eight HP
It is great if only I had two less HP then it would be the perfect amount
This path is nice
We don't really need to add cards. So this seems pretty solid and I bet there's
one of these at a minimum is
Going to be a shop one of these question marks or we could just take that one if
You're breaded you take that one if you are smiling imp
You take that one. It's that simple. Well, you're already live? Yeah, depending on where
you live, I might be live for you one hour early right now. But it is, it's 9.35 a.m.
for me because we sprung forward. And I might add, we sprung forward for the last time
ever bro. For the last day ever. Take that. I would also like you to be weak. I'd like
you to take a strike if possible. So I'm thinking, I mean obviously it's kind of hard not to
to hit you for 19 on turn one.
It's gonna be crazy when you stream the wrong hours
this fall.
I'm kinda like looking forward to it
because I never have to change time again.
Okay, obviously we need that back.
But the only thing I was thinking,
and it's not, it's worth it.
Let me put it that way.
But what happens to the Canucks games, man?
One summon gets us to I think we just dirge. We don't really need re-perform against this guy
So like the Canucks games are gonna be at seven
Wait, there's nothing's gonna happen to me. They're gonna be at seven my time
You guys if you like watching the Canucks first off, I feel bad for you, but secondly
If you're like a Colorado avalanche fan and you want to see your team beat us seven to one
You're gonna have to watch it an hour earlier. I think an hour earlier, right?
Which actually might be a bonus obviously we want that back. I
Don't think we care about any of these that's a skip
50 gold to get to enlightenment reduce the cost of all cards in your I know enlightenment bro
125 to remove one card, 250 to remove two cards.
Okay, 250 to remove two cards seems bad
given how much it costs to remove cards at a shop right now,
but it's an opportunity to remove two
and we have the money for it, which is pretty tempting, man.
You don't always get a lot of opportunities like that.
I'm thinking you cut and we,
Our defends are not as valuable as just getting more summons.
So I honestly think it's a double defend angle, but I do want to cut strikes as well.
No shop early here. That's all we want to see. Oh!
I don't know how good meal tickets are going to be, but meal ticket!
One of these, two of these, two of these, yes, okay, it's this and then it's this.
We take zero damage because you're going to be at 15 HP.
This is the worst turn that's ever been invented in human history.
Then next turn, don't you do like 30 damage and really piss me off, but we can use a potion
to break your block and stun you?
Just when I thought chicken jockey was dying.
Wait, you thought chicken jockey was dying?
You know what I was thinking though?
I do feel like, like sheesh.
Sheesh was like, to me, I thought sheesh was going to be what 6-7 became.
I thought sheesh was going to have that kind of staying power.
But I think if we didn't have sheesh, we never would have gotten 6-7.
like sheesh had to lay the fountain, like it had to obliterate all the meme landscape,
the stim landscape I guess you could say, so that 6-7 could grow from the ashes.
It's like after a forest fire, like things are better, right?
I don't know if I'd say better, but different.
So I had a little snot bubble come out of my nose there.
We go regardless.
I miss Mark Zuckerberg.
Didn't you see him at UFC this weekend?
Mark Zuckerberg.
Mark Zuckerberg.
He takes zero damage.
I did.
He looked normal.
Can I say something?
Mark Zuckerberg, I think, is basically exactly my age.
That is not what normal people my age look like.
I'm starting to think that something might be up with Mark Zuckerberg.
I'm starting to think he might not be an average guy.
I sort of think he might not be your typical sort of fellow.
That's not my goat.
Yeah, you can say that again.
Seven damage.
Okay, this one probably going to take a little damage here.
He has like 50 blood boys, honestly kind of humble.
The stat that radicalized me, and this was like six years ago, so it's probably like
worse now.
The stat that radicalized me was finding out that Mark Zuckerberg had something like 2%
of all millennial wealth.
Like if you took all the money that every millennial has on earth, and there's like
4 billion of us or something at this point, he has 2% of it, bro.
That's crazy!
That's insane!
I mean I knew he was getting like a thousand bucks per poke or something like that, but
I didn't know like it added up to that much.
Obviously we need this.
I really feel like turn one, you might just accept that it's kind of horrible.
There's not that much we can do about it.
I can put out 30 damage.
Oh, I could kill one and take less damage. That actually might be the play, man.
Sucks to not get a devour life out there, but it doesn't suck to take less damage, that's for sure.
And weakness is not that relevant for us. Okay, defy this fellow.
What do we have again?
We applied doom.
I'm assuming they're going to lose the doom when they come back to life.
But mostly it's just getting an angle where we can play like 15 souls in a single turn.
Yes.
Um, so I don't even have to think about this turn, but I recognize that this turn is
also gonna suck. Which means we're on kind of a rest angle. It is a nasty elite, but
now things get a little bit more legit, bro. Let's summon one whenever we play a
soul and then play a soul. And then play a soul. I think we'll play a soul. We
really not have another soul like waiting to be played that seems insane.
I still have a lot of energy though. Reeve, oh I thought Reeve killed you. I think
it's still a Reeve. You die after your turn which pisses me off. I'd really like
you to die before your turn. And then we focus on you next turn. Yes, some AOE would be good.
Some AOE would be nice. No wrong about that. I can't believe you're flicking me once more
on this one, but you know what? We're going to have, oh, those go straight into the
draw a pile too holy why does doom kill after their turn because otherwise they
would just they would call it poison man
alright RL stein each shit and die soul me I think we wanna we have four energy
I think you want to spend a reef on the weakest one or the one doing the most
damage which is the same fella and then one two three one two three four five six
seven eight we should play one more card
hmm you are going to attack which I cannot stand for no can do urge me again
what about each shit and live type of shit I'll be doing in the human
centipede man.
Surprisingly, I was going to say I can't kill you.
It turns out I can't do math.
That's lethal, bro.
You're torched.
I was thinking guy who thinks that the problem
with being in the human centipede is
he has IBS and he doesn't want people to know.
So he's like, oh, it would be,
I would rather be the last,
when you're in the human centipede,
but you're not the last one.
You're the first one.
And you're like, oh, no,
everyone's gonna know that I have diarrhea.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, this is disgust.
No, everyone, I'm gonna be so embarrassed.
Yeah, bro, I definitely,
I definitely want to be the last one in the human centipede.
Otherwise everyone would know I have IBSD.
We skip that.
Add the K, but obtain Lost Wisp.
Whenever you play a power, deal eight damage to all enemies.
Literally non-negotiably has to be added to the deck.
We have no AOE and we play a bunch of powers.
I'll heal on this one.
fuck Mary kill RL Stein Edgar Allen Poe Betty White what the hell Betty White
doing here man better better joke sorry better joke what the hell RL Stein doing
here bro his books are for kids I don't really fuck with Guria in this
situation but you know what is what it is
about 8 damage to all enemies. How about 13 damage? How about 9 extra damage? Is RL Steindead?
Not dead. Confirm not dead. A lot of people think he died because of the mole because
the mole is like a the urban legend is that it's a it's a bullet wound but he
survived he made it through one second we're logging
well 16 damage kind of annoying you know what give me the give me the five
region. We might as well cut one. It's not urban legend, it's the truth. It's the
type of shit people were saying in the second grade for sure. Yo, that's not bad.
Fuck Mary killed, but it's human centipede instead. So you'd be like, I
definitely have Betty White at the front of the human centipede for reasons.
And then I'd put me second and then I probably want to shit in Edgar Allen Poe's mouth if I had to say
I want him to live long enough for my regen to work so I don't actually
Want you to die too quickly
But I want to leave the option open for you to die
you picked yourself yeah bro because Betty whites first man because Betty
whites dude am I am I the only person who understands how this works bro it's
Betty white Betty whites the first part of the human centipede she's the head
of the centipede do you not get it man
That's a big play right there.
What are your galaxy watch settings to prevent it from dying every 12 hours?
You came to the right place.
You have to turn off continuous heart rate monitoring.
Well, this sucks.
You have to put it on only measuring your heart rate every 10 minutes.
That will save you.
Get faded, bro.
Power potion.
I think we do want another Reeve.
I also think we really want...
Don't we want to deal for damage and then put a dirge into our hands so we can get this we need more energy to
Life's tough man life's tough right now
This is not a block. I don't know why I thought it was a block
What's 30% of 73? It's like 22. Okay. I do want to go to a shop. The shop will also
heal us. I'm going to get a little crazy with it, man. Summon 2 is obviously, well, I mean all of our
cards kind of suck. We're basically dealing with like a basic deck. Let's see what we're doing
against this fella. This fella adds bases to our draw pile. Might not be the end of the world,
we can kind of draw through that. And then definitely we want a power potion.
whenever Oste loses HP all enemies lose that much as well. Why not, man? He used the calc?
No, bro, it's just 3x73 divided by 100. Like, think about it. Maybe it's divided by 10.
There's all of you don't understand the heuristics. That's why being 30, I was thinking today,
what are the odds that the best movie I see every year will be a movie that I see in January,
Assuming that every single month I watch the exact same amount of movies and I when I was 36
It was the easiest calculation in the world
Because 36 is 12 times 3 there's 12 months a year
So I was like roughly once every three years the best movie I watched that year will be in January
But now I'm 37 and all the back of the napkin calculations are all fucked up, bro
Now I got to carry the one and put it turned into a fraction and I don't know
You wouldn't fucking get it. This is what I'm saying. You wouldn't fucking get it
Maude
37 you should be carrying the zero so true waiting for the bomb to fall
So occupied with what other purse I'm doing more like it's Mike Myers in how I married
so I married an axe murderer but what other persons are occupied with and vice versa you know what I'm
talking about probably I bet you guys know ball I bet you do
I'm scared man you never listen to perfect from now on dumbass like me
almost called it keep it like a secret that would have been embarrassing keep it
like a secret a little bit more of the a little bit more of their sellout era
before they stopped selling out and then kept making albums for like this
30 subscribers, but also great album still a great album don't get me wrong
it was on keep it like a secret no really fuck
fuck my bad y'all still I did I stutter I said it's still a great album
well fuck the shop they literally this is do we have money yes but this this is me right now
because this is going to be a shop. This is literally going to be a shop. Metamorphosis,
add three random attacks in your draw pile. Sorry, bro, it's got to be lose 9 HP, cut at the K.
Let me go elite.
Okay.
The Vowel Life, The Five, Grave Warden.
Cutting cards from the deck was the right idea, man.
I like it.
I misspoke when I said I don't like keep it like a secret. I like keep it like a secret, man
First time you take attack damage each turn the attacker gains energy
Whoa, it worked stupid stupid-ass thing to say
Like I'm surprised whoa
Yeah, they didn't lie. They didn't lie.
Summon Tua.
This sucks pretty hard. I might as well attack you because I get...
Oh, but only when you take attack damage.
Oh, we might as well summon as much as we can then.
Still gonna suck pretty bad, but...
Alright, well you're a fucked bud.
There's a damage. There's another eight
There's another eight. Oh shit. Oh you fucker
There's energy back and another soul
You fucker
Come on, you couldn't give me one more
Could hit you for 41 which also applies 41 boom which seems to be pretty good because you're fucking dead, bro
safe to say you'll be playing this for the next decade. It really is awesome. They did a great
job for plating. Whenever you apply a debuff to an enemy they take 13 damage, but every time I
attack they get doom equal to the amount of damage that I did, bro. And playing a power
does eight damage to all enemies man
they really they knocked it out of the park oh imagine mummified hand imagine
oh the Crabbler well we would like to face you 16 damage not that big of a
deal. 13 damage even less of a big deal. And then we want to flip the other way. Are we
going to flip the other way? Let me think about this for a second. What do we got for skill
potion? Whenever you play a card this turn, apply 3 doom to the enemy. I mean, it has
to be that. Whenever you apply a debuff to an annok, so you start. Well face this guy.
There you go. Now we're taking less damage. Apply some doom. You are gonna die, but let's
get at least a couple of souls popping here. As long as we can flip every turn we're
We're feeling pretty good.
Devour life, very important.
Soul, very important.
Re-perform pretty much essential.
I don't really want to take 18 damage,
but I do want to play like my best cards, so.
We do seven.
We got to play Haunt, man.
Haunt is the way.
So we are going to get hit pretty hard, but.
So, oblivion, whenever you play a card this turn apply 3 doom.
33 damage confirmed, not awesome.
We don't want to kill you too fast so I think you actually play as many blocks as you can.
Holy cow, you're fucked, bud.
I think we kinda have to go coward mode.
Obviously I have to face you.
Let's turn around.
This is eight block though,
and more souls in our draw pile,
which is already just made up of souls.
Fuck it, bro.
Play your best cards.
Let God sort it out.
Fran doesn't win this round.
We're gonna get blamed for it 100%.
Kate, you're supposed to be on my team.
You're, you're, we're a team and there the chat is the enemy.
A soul for a soul,
which is guaranteed to draw two more souls.
Oh, which is, it's, but if you could draw oblivion, oh, imagine if you could draw oblivion.
Oh, but this is really good in and of itself, bro.
Give me a defy and then draw oblivion.
No oblivion.
No, I'm dead.
Death March for 30.
You're already dead.
happens when you come back with like 99 block or something? But wait, you're gonna
get doomed this turn anyway. Wait, I win? You guys fucking suck, bro.
Double the damage all hang cards deal to this enemy. Whenever you play an
ethereal card gained four block. Our souls, souls are not ethereal. Adding an
oblivion to the deck just seems like really good, especially because we draw
so much. You're just a gyro in a long line of gyros. Where's Exile and
Gaivill? Are they here today? Add two curses and three wishes to your deck. When
When you encounter the merchant, immediately obtain everything he sells?
Really?
And there's two shops on this path, bro.
Oh, it includes cards.
Oh, you're right.
That's so bad.
That's so horrible.
So one energy per turn, but when you draw this curse, you have to play it first.
Makes it impossible to play our three-power cards sometimes.
I think it's three curses, two wishes, bro, because the wishes will allow you to draw
souls, which will allow you to draw more cards, which will allow you to draw more
wishes, which will allow you to play more cards.
But I do think we want to take question mark path that leads to shops because we have
so much money. Ah, what the fuck. The time debuff to an enemy they take damage. Um, it's
too, it's, the deck is too hard to play now. Even though it only has 26 cards, I think
you wish for re-perform still and play it and then play I mean sleight of flash
plus is also really good but am I crazy you think you don't have to play haunt
early but what else would you play man you would just defy for no reason or
add a solo right now you play haunts because it does a damage
Okay, oblivion to you. Into a wish. And you could do a wish that grabs a wish. I honestly
think we'd rather get the souls started. If we're going to do that, we'd be better
off just doing it with dirges. I could really use a wish right now. Yes, dude. My favorite
song from Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve 2026.
Kate knows. Remember when they had Tones and I play for like 40 minutes straight
and that's when I learned that somehow Dance Monkey is the worst song ever made
but is also the third worst song that Tones and I have ever made?
I didn't know that those two things could both be true, but it turns out Dance Monkey
is simultaneously the worst piece of music ever created, but also the song that the
only song you would ever want to hear Tones and I play.
And also Tones and I is one person, which blew me away, and I found this ingenious from
a naming convention standpoint, but we don't need to go down that road.
fuck lead. Loose 10 gold if it's in your hand at the end of the turn, ass.
Did you ever find out what the villager was doing with the crafting table? Yeah,
he's making a piston. Wooo!
Honestly, I don't even think we need countdown, man. It does do 13 damage, so
What does 22 damn, ah, you know what, I think we take it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Card loses exhaust but you get decay.
One second here.
What cards had exhaust?
We literally had just a wish.
I mean a wish losing exhaust.
We have some, we need to make our deck thinner.
We've taken too many options that like don't thin the deck.
I'll give you a strength potion for a random rally.
Bro, I'll give you strike dummy for two relics.
We don't even play strikes anymore.
Ice cream!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I will never remember that I have it,
but now I can stop playing trash for no reason.
The thinker.
Um, okay, I'm stupid.
We obviously should have thrown a potion of somebody.
I don't think we need Devour Life.
I do think we want Countdown.
I mean, Slight of Flesh is really good, but we take a serious amount of damage this turn.
I think you're always going to want the option to have a dirge in your hand.
And then, do me a favor, this is a crazy play.
Add a re-perform into your hand.
Play a Max Energy Dirge.
Pop, Snecko Oil. Zero cost re-perform.
Oh, one cost to re-perform, one cost to re-perform, oh.
That's all right.
We literally take no damage and our summon lives regardless.
This is big.
I mean, I'm not gonna spend a whole bunch just to avoid 6 damage.
I'd rather just play a card to avoid 6 damage.
What's better? 11 damage or 6?
Well, you know what? Now that I look at it, I'm like,
maybe I'd rather just kill you.
debuff means...
Oh, you're done, bud.
You're literally done.
Because look at all the souls that I have. Oh my God! And then you play a soul!
And then you play a dirge and then you wish for a soul!
Choose a card in your hand. It's free to play this combat. Literally worth saving for a boss.
Wait, this is crazy. Gain seven block if you applied doom this turn. Gain block two additional times.
That's literally like best in class for us, man.
What's your deal? I'm not sweating it that much.
Okay first, yes man, block 2a.
Fuck it, bro.
Wish for re-perform.
Make it free, gives us energy.
Whenever you apply a debuff, they take 13 damage.
Yeah, I don't think we're going to get there, but that's okay.
Apply 9 Doom at the start of turn, and then, sadly, we'll just gain 8 Block, but that's
okay.
He doesn't get debuffed.
When we attack him, he's going to lose his artifact, bro.
This isn't my first rodeo.
Oh, this is a horrible turn.
Got something on the Usher tour, you had to let it burn.
It's the easiest play in history, you just play a dirge and the next turn you are gonna
you're gonna fucking eat it bro next turn you're gonna pay.
Rolling down rodeo with a shotgun in my Maserati shotgun. Bro I watched Boogie Nights this weekend
may legitimately be one of the best movies I've ever seen in my entire life. If you haven't seen
it and that's unlikely because I think I'm the last person on earth who hasn't seen it
but if you haven't seen it you need to watch it but also someone in my discord said it's
crazy that Billy Ray Cyrus is in it and I said wait was he and then they never
replied they literally never replied after that and I googled like Billy Ray
Cyrus boogie nights and it came up with no results so I'm like I don't know if
they were just trolling me or something but I was I was mighty
confused man. He was thinking of Mulholland Drive. That's on the list too, obviously.
We have no weaknesses? I think we just play this. We take literally no damage. We might
No, we still take no damage. This is awesome. You're f**k, lad.
Quarter-mental fan. Not all that good.
I mean, this will replace itself most of the time. It's hard to argue not to take this card.
Give me a good reason to not play this card, man.
Dex getting fat. Can I say something? I think thin deck is literally midbrain.
I think it's an intermediate trap to think that a thin deck is always the way to go.
The zero IQ and the 200 IQ is different themes of decks require different amounts of cards.
The 101 IQ approach is, oh, all decks should, having less cards is always good.
Like I saw someone in dance chat, they're like, you should never have enough cards
that it takes more than two turns to cycle through your entire deck.
Bro, what are you talking about?
The point of your deck is not to get drawn, it's to kill the enemy.
They don't understand.
They're digesting heuristics and then treating them as principles.
don't get it man! This literally draws souls for us.
Four dooms, not I mean a retained wish is pretty good.
Got two cards. Give me a retained wish, man. Reaper Plus. My thought process is I don't
need retain on Reaper Plus because I play it as soon as I get it. On the start of your
Is there turn game three energy?
Ooh.
They're literally, they're on me for having a 29 card deck
when like half the cards cost zero
and draw more cards, bro.
I could really use a wish right now, though.
It's a scary path, but let's do it, man.
Duplicate a card.
Surely there's something we could duplicate that would ruin the game.
It's not a re-perform.
Obviously wish. Yeah, yeah, you raise a good point with a wish.
Clumsy.
I'll be waving my hand washing you down.
Washing you eat. What does he say?
You cut a debt.
There's got to be a duplicatable card here.
I mean, even just to draw dirge twice as often is kind of sick, man.
You know what?
I saw one person say, Debour life, and I think they're right.
maybe you just need a friend as clumsy as you've been there's no one laughing
okay let's save our money get one more relic at the next shop
you will be safe with me you know what i'm talking about you don't know our lady peace bro
you don't know our lady peace bro
Real voice. Confirmed. Confirmed. Real voice. Confirmed.
Re-perform. That was literally Roblox OOF.
Hear me out here. Wish that doesn't retain.
Grab a fetch. Fetch gives you draw.
Death's door then gives us enough block.
Holy cow.
Crazy place.
Kill the ghost first.
Hey, Kyrus, that's what I'm doing, man.
That's what I'm doing.
That's where I directed every single one of my attacks,
if you've noticed.
Ooh.
Not a great turn.
Powers, though, do eight damage to all enemies.
that's pretty swell honestly we have to fight another elite so I think I'm gonna
put up a little bit of block
I have a play.
Reeve?
Wish?
Wish for a soul?
Play your soul?
It was supposed to give me another soul.
I will strike you.
You will die due to doom.
We save energy for the next turn.
Huge.
We take two damage, I think.
That's not that bad.
No soul for you.
The soul, Nazi.
Say that again.
Oblivion...
I'm not worried about my upgrades.
You're gonna die anyway.
Oblivion, this guy.
Wish.
Wish for a soul.
did not draw a soul they hate me bro yeah how do they whoa next turn next turn
we're gonna draw six souls holy shit whenever you play a soul summon one no I
don't think so bro I think we'll summon two of probably what the Atlanta Falcons
are gonna say now the free agency has started am I right am I right man
Someone in my discord was saying
They don't like Apple Plus because there's not that many good horror movies on it
Bro, there's plenty of horror on there if you're a Ferrari fan
Didn't you hear that they got the rights to F1 this year? Holy cow, man
Apply 29 doom to all enemies kill enemies with at least as much doom as HP. I
Just I think it fucks up our feng shui, bro
Whenever you shuffle your draw pile draw a card if you have no potions you have two additional decks
We don't draw ethereal cards
I mean I do like the fellow
Decks might be interesting. I don't know. I don't know maybe
To be honest, maybe we just potion max to get ready for the boss fights. I
think we want an
an energy potion, a skill potion, and to remove a curse.
Aren't souls ethereal?
Not ethereal, just exhaust, I'm afraid.
But I don't hate you for saying it,
because there's some validity to that.
It seems like that's the way that it should be.
This is perfect skill potion territory.
What the hell?
I mean, non-upgraded dirge, scourge,
parse to draw three, we don't need to draw three cards,
but I think we take our dirge.
Do we play re-perform?
Probably do.
Countdown, deal nine, doom tour.
We don't really need re-perform.
Things go right, we don't need to re-perform.
Sorry, I'm thinking, I'm like, give me a second.
I think give me defy as crazy as that may seem.
And it is a little crazy.
I would prefer, this is good, we take zero damage
and we get a soul out there to get our economy started.
Easy as fetch of my life.
That's door, if we could apply some doom, oh this is big man, okay so you get oblivion,
play oblivion on you, strike you once, play death's door, we have tons of block, devour
life is big, don't play a strike, we save the energy with ice cream for next turn.
You're doing a billion damage, which is too much, but I mean honestly like a lot of these
are really good. But also this by itself is just really good. And then the souls go crazy.
And then, every time you play a soul summon 2, that's big. What do we have here?
Almost nothing. Okay, so every time you play a soul summon 2,
you. Add a soul into your draw pile. Play a soul. Play a soul. Play a soul. I'm going
to mix it up on this one. Just kidding. I'm going to play a soul. We're going to play
a soul even though I think we're over our hand size. We need to reshuffle. Free draw
three. With all due respect, DeLiga, you didn't see what I had to do in order to
get to the point where it's free. You didn't see what we had to do to get to this point,
okay? But then we're going to play a soul. And I'm a different type of beast. I'm thinking
we'll play a soul. Then we'll probably haunt so that our better our souls are better in
the future. And then we play a dirge for more souls. You got no idea what it's
like to be number one. So I had a G chat message this morning and the
Alguiga in chat. That's two recession indicators in a single stream. So be so
fucking for real with me right now. Do I have anything to be concerned about?
That's a bear market indicator, man. If I see you on a ride, I'm going to
bonds man I'm going to box we don't need this any souls in here there is a
fetch you're doing 18 honestly this is the play you dirge for maximum and then
you sold the draw souls there's supposed to be like 12 more souls in
oh my god you fucker stream title made me jump like he was circling the cherry
yes yes exiled in guyville yes you get it 36 you're on 34
stay alive bro the gang's all here I can't believe every say the spire run is
an hour and a half though. It's alright. Time flies when you're having fun, bro.
Everyone they thought we would lose this run, they don't put any respect on us, man. They
don't say good job anymore, they just say back cards OP.
I would rather not take this, because we're going to get a 15 damage potion instead.
You know what a second haunt for the future is going to matter.
Give me a Smith.
You guys want some dookie.
That was like Billy Joe Armstrong in 1993.
You guys want some dookie.
Smith and Jones forever.
You're talking like you can summon honey from a telephone.
You're talking like somebody who sat there with their hooks in the water and the mustaches
caked with airplane glue.
Oh, come let us adore them.
California overboard.
Holding up their trousers with extension cords.
Yes, man.
You think I don't know American water?
I'd be listening to music, not putting it on rate your music.
But listening for sure.
You know what?
You know what, man?
Maybe this is the way.
Two enemies, what's your thing again?
We kill the ads.
Give me extra energy turn one, take this.
Go in Anya. Definitely play Oblivion. Definitely play Countdown. Definitely play Devour Life.
I'm talking like Rain Man. It's not a good thing for a guy like me. And then we'll do 10 damage to you.
And Nunshuk! With Nunshuk though, I think we would save one energy and not play a strike.
sorry you can only play one of these three right these are not even that good
so I don't care we play re-perform fetch for draw ooh a wish should honestly well
let me think I think get the combo started as good as both haunted devour
life are okay what have we played so far I've got a thousand debuffs on me
in a thousand buffs. Whenever you play a soul summoner, we wish for dirge plus. Play your
super dirge. Your summon will die, but with a little bit of luck, this might be the last
time. Oh, it fucking lives because I don't know math.
Whenever you play a soul summoner, whenever you apply debuffed, okay. You can only play
one, we played devour life. And then I honestly think we wish for an upgraded soul. It really
just had to get one more soul. Like is that so complicated? Or a wish? Either way, I mean
we're about to take a nasty hit, but everything's going to be fine. Now things are going to
start the they're gonna start to move real quick wish right now yeah yes dude
wish right now soul me haunt me soul me don't even need death's door soul me
draw one card are you really not doomed enough whenever you apply debuff they
take 13 damage get ready to eat shit and die bro wish right now honestly we
want more dirge in the future now are we taking damage not at all literally just
give me more souls I mean we I think there's a genuine chance we may win on
the next fight
I mean on the next turn there is no next fight
Oblivion you, you're gonna die anyway
You're fucked, Vlad More souls, more souls
I don't even think there are more souls Three remaining energy
You're, I don't even care you're going to die.
27 damage is not enough to be excited about, though.
I mean, saving some HP on you would be nice.
Let's, let's treat you like a little bit of a buffer if you don't mind.
And then I'm thinking add some more souls into the draw pile.
Now you're going to start to do some damage, I'm assuming.
35 damage.
I, I'd laugh, I laugh at you.
Death's Door means nothing to a beast like me.
Fetch is very important though.
Oh, if you could fetch a soul, this whole thing could be blown wide fucking open.
No! That's not even that bad.
Honestly, I'm the type of fucker that saves all my energy for next turn.
You can enable card numbers in settings.
Okay, why would I want to turn card numbers on?
So you can backseat more effectively?
Like, is that, that's literally what you're about to say to me, right?
Yes? Yeah, I'm not gonna turn that on, obviously.
It's never gonna happen.
Cinema.
What's the card number?
The El Guigua, you've got 16 of them on the front of the MX Centurion.
If you would be so kind
Well the ugly we're way where you got thousands of people you're waiting
And the three funky digits on the back you're not a real am ex-head bro
They are they have four funky digits, and I think they're on the front weirdly enough
Strangely enough 14 billion damage. We got to get at least 10,000 billion damage
We got to get that to at least 10,000 okay that was a great run
I'm not even gonna read these cuz I just I mean if I have one complaint about this game is that when you're as good
It is I am you unlock too much stuff after every single run
Unlock ancient Darv the hoarder
I'm like oh, I want to do another run
but I can't do another run because I'm so busy to unlock more stuff.
Okay, one second. I'm going to go to the bathroom. We're going to come back and play more Save
the Spire, bro. See you in a minute.
you
All right, bro, we don't have time to mess around.
We don't have time to mess around.
Let's get it going, man.
Different game?
No, bro!
Give me a second.
Let me see if the G-Chat indicates that the world is
collapsing.
Nope.
Just Josh saying hi.
Hi, Josh.
Hi.
Devastating for all those crude oil futures that I bought today though. That's tough
Can I be so freaking for real right now bro, I think a sentient to ancients don't heal you to max. Oh my god
They fucking hate us mega crit fucking hates us, bro
Wasn't that like a sentient 10 in
In Slay This Byer 1 or like Ascension 12 or something?
Can we see your character stats?
You're not ready for this bro.
I don't know, can you?
Overall stats, 7 wins, 4 losses.
Buddy, I know the stats don't look that great, can I just tell you all 4 losses
where the day the game came out with chat.
That's all I'm gonna say.
And everyone was like, you gotta take this card,
it looks awesome.
Buddy.
It's our fault.
Okay, Kate, but like, you're gonna play this
probably on stream this week.
All I can tell you, you were good.
Imagine the gathering.
Trust your heart.
Don't trust chat.
Trust your heart.
It's been a while since I've just hit things, bro.
We're gonna go with this.
Random Rare in 1984. I was hospitalized for approach imperfection. They love
They love a little American water in this game, bro
Remove two cards from your deck take 13 damage 13 damage is nothing for a beast like me, man
That's nothing
Just do it the simple way
Even watching this makes me happy. I can't believe it's good
They knocked it out of the park man was say this by or two. They knocked it out of the park. I
Think we try to fight that elite
I even want it packs West I got a champ Matt the old leader don't mess with my wife. She has a magic of the gathering
packs West
2016
commemorative play mat and I'm being so dead-ass with you
I'm not sweating it either I
Went two and two at a pre-release for shadows over Innistrad and got five packs
You'll seven damage whenever you gain block this turn deal five damage to the enemy
You'll six damage if you lost HP this turn draw one card or deal damage equal to your block
Maybe it was three packs now that I think of everyone's like you're a liar.
Maybe it was three packs.
I don't remember, man.
Spite is pretty good.
Body, I mean grapple, grapple into like a rage seems like it could be too cool too.
I don't think I've taken it.
Two of eight commons or a chosen cheese.
Bro, this is the earliest possible chosen cheese, I think.
Well, I guess you could get it on literally the first node.
But chosen cheese that early seems crazy.
What do you give us a curse?
Curse kinda nasty in a thin deck, for sure.
But we'll just, we'll work through it.
I'm working through you.
You're not the same.
But the other thing, now I see you glazing my wife.
First off, can I say something?
So that's my wife.
I'm literally right here.
Secondly, she still deserves a little bit of ire for the number of times that she beat me
with that meta deck that I can't even remember the name of anymore.
But it was from the Battle of Zendikar era, and it had the Gideon planeswalker, it had
the siege elephants.
And as soon as it's turned four, let me guess, siege rhino.
Next turn?
Oh, another siege rhino.
Who would have thought?
Oh, the thought.
Oh, it's siege rhino again.
Who would have thought?
No way.
No shot.
What's next?
Another siege rhino.
I'm dead.
Dude, four plating is kind of interesting, but I'm also very tempted to keep my back
like even thinner as crazy as it seems because we only have 10 cards. I know I said it's for
midbrains but also like I'm kind of a midbrain man. I think we can cut a defend because we have rage.
Use a little bit of an ozempic deck.
Use the blue deck. What can I say I'm a little bit of an is it player?
Okay this is awesome. Rage, and then the question is do you bash or do you just go straight into grapple?
I think you go straight into grapple so you can do more damage.
Rose married to a VTuber, it's not fair. Yeah I'm 7 and 4 and Slay Despire, but I'm married to a sexy ass VTuber so
I guess I'm not that worried about video games or whatever.
But like it's cute that you have a perfect win rate or something
That could use a little bit of block for sure
Can I just kill you? I mean, this does some damage for sure. Anything I got that can I
kill you? Nope. It's this and this and I think you die. Whenever you shuffle your draw pile,
draw a card, seems crazy good right now. Another shrug kind of goes crazy. I think we got
to take this path. I'm the type of beast that'll just take my passive gold with our HP kind
of low right now. Choose a skill to enchant with Nimble 2. Am I crazy to think that rage
with Nimble 2, which gives it two more block, is incredible? Whenever you play an attack
this turn gain five block, but it'll actually be seven block when upgraded.
We don't have any attacks that really benefit that much from two extra damage.
Well actually, to be fair, would this do nine damage?
It's on play, not on activation.
Anger is better.
Buddy, I don't have anger in the deck.
What am I supposed to do with that?
I don't have anger in the deck.
I haven't even had an option to get it, to be honest.
So like that just seems irrelevant, man.
All right, listen, it's not as cool,
but I'll put it on a shrug it off.
I mean, that's a really good card, unupgraded, unasked for.
And then I'm going all in.
start with the rage plus raid relic would be hard as fuck here first time you
play a power each combat gain six block literally useless for a guy like me
Fuck it, bro. We ball.
We might be dead
Fuck you
Power pot we had to play it on turn three when he attacks as we've rehearsed this. I thought you knew this
Okay power pot
Okay, Juggernaut actually is really good.
Why would it wait for turn three?
Because I want the permafrost effect to not take damage, bro.
And do you shrug?
Shrug is guaranteed to draw an attack or a shrug.
I take those odds.
Whenever you play an attack, gain block and deal damage, okay?
It's actually not as fucked as I thought it would be.
This is actually awesome, holy cow.
Okay, so what I learned from this fight is having a juggernaut in the deck would actually
be awesome.
We're plating very nice.
We're not really a strike deck.
Second wind is crazy.
Just trying to think about what second wind could do for us.
We could certainly thin our deck a lot.
Bloodletting goes well with a block deck.
It's also a non-attack, non-non-non-on the other hand.
On the other hand, I'm going to give it a try.
Honestly, I think we might be very relic-pilled on this one, so I'm going to try to fight
some elites. What's your problem again? Upon die. Oh, you summon A.O.E. when you die.
That's right. Why are you breathing so damn loud? Normally, I wouldn't respond to some
churlish bait like that, but literally, like my sleeping HRV has been all out of act.
So I'm pretty sure I have like COVID for like the 12th time or something.
Game block deal 5 damage.
Second win will exhaust a defense.
I don't want to exhaust a defense because we don't want to thin our deck when we have
a bunch of curses already in our deck. Oh, end the shrug. You're right, end the shrug.
Who's the weakest there is? My damage is 5 block. Block plating is reduced to 1. If it's
in your hand, take three. It's unplayable. I can't play it, bro.
Potion their ass? I'm not flexing on four little demogorgons, bro. That's not
gonna happen to a guy like me. This is for changing the calculus of the boss
fight.
Fuck you.
Slow mode plus screen shake has to be rage bait.
You spent your whole weekend watching Twitch again, huh?
I thought we talked about this.
Sad story.
story but a story that happens quite some Kevin's quite a lot having one of
those look who finally decided to people sort of weekends right
Fuck you, man.
Get grap- get- get killed?
Get grappled on?
This actually sucks, ass.
You a smart fella or a fart-smella?
a lot of them in my age I'd say that I'd say it's possible on both to be honest.
It wouldn't surprise me if I'm both. Second wind value?
Damn, my shit's kinda fucked up, huh?
Fuck you, I might die against this one, dude.
No, I will not, because I actually, for once, I drew my best cards.
You're done, lad.
And we've healed, and we got an epoch discovered somehow.
War paints.
At the start of your turn, put a random attack from your discard pile into your hand and
upgrade it.
I don't know.
I found myself in a tight spot because I was glancing at Chad to see what they would
like.
like a setup strike could be big if we could get like an anger or something so
we're right now it's literally upgrading well it could upgrade a bash but I think
we want this generals gathered in their messes
you know what I'm talking about just like which is that black messes
I just thought it would be a good bit if you added a few extra notes.
Song went hard on Guitar Hero.
Yes, man.
And then a friend invites like his girlfriend over.
You guys are playing Guitar Hero and she's like, oh, you guys, we got to play Wonder
Wall.
Ah, fuck.
It's Friday night, bro.
I want to play Red Barquetta, but now, we've got a rock band
Noob here.
She wants to play all the Noob songs.
She wants to play Celebrity Skin and Wonderwall, bro.
Fuck.
I wanted to go, de-de-de-de-de-de.
De-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de.
De-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de.
Guitar Hero didn't have Wonderwall.
OK, I'm talking about rock band Pokemon Orgy,
And Rock Band also didn't have Wonderwall,
unless you count the DLC.
And you're gonna say, why'd you buy it?
My friend's girlfriend came over.
You know what song went hard in Rock Band?
MC frontal out at the corner of Dune and Catastrophe.
Sorry, I think we definitely need an anger.
It's really hard for me to not take
battle trance in this situation. And then I think we just cut a basic strike. You look
like MC front a lot. I do look like MC front a lot. That is undeniable. I can't say anything
about that. Whenever you aim block this turn, deal 5 damage to the enemy. I'll be
doing that quite a lot if you don't mind. I want to be adored best song on rock
band. Damn you got the fucking you got the stone roses DLC. I always thought I
love the stone roses at least the first album. It sucks that like they put in
she bangs the drum and then like two songs from Fool's Gold man like what
were they thinking? Put in some I am the resurrection and I am alive. Put
in something like that man okay we got to go hard on this one battle trance okay
it's it's a rage Ruby or she bangs the drums come on man there's no reason for
me to be having beef with the Kaiser chiefs but it's a crazy-ass question
His thomp is perfect for what we have going on, but Sword Boomerang is also kind of incredible for what we have going on.
And then Draw Nothing.
Ruby's not even the best Kaiser Chief song? Yeah, plus at the end of the day we're talking about like the Kaiser Chiefs.
No, just don't you don't you get stunned at 170 or I thought you had stunned at 150.
Okay.
Rage grapple set up strike sword boomerang we have so many attacks that want to be
played first, man. There's an elite fish that gets stunned at 70. Elite fish? Yeah, maybe
if they made a song as good as Rebubula by Moe, you know what I'm talking about? You
haven't checked out that Zonky album, this is your sign to get on it. Okay, we can only
play one card this turn that's actually totally fine for at least like me cuz
check this out that one card was two cards bro he knows Moe I'm not a jam band
Andy but I like Rebabila I don't know what this I'm not gonna apologize for it
huge play
Rage, grapple. I need you to die this turn. Whatever, you can die next turn.
Horny television be like, I fell into the arms of the penis de milo.
Okay, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. My kid is not fucking with Marquis Moon, man.
They need to make a marquee moon YouTube short guy who digests marquee moon in
22 YouTube shorts
Hang on bro, don't spoil it for me. I've been waiting 48 hours to find out what the man at the track said
Oh, he literally this is crazy. He just asked him how we don't go mad
I don't think I'm movable does that much for us. I don't know about Mangle
Well for part two thrash is pretty good man
There does need to be a dull for guessing a guitar hero chart you're not joking. Oh
It is cold down here
Thank you
Oh
Anywhere's good. I know it's a little messy on the desk right now
My bathroom has a draft in it and we closed the door last night
Which was great because my office was warm this morning
But when I open the bathroom to take a you know what in the morning? Oh my god
It was like a 12-degree temperature difference
It was rough, man.
And honestly, like I was stunned
when I dropped my daughter off at school this morning,
a bunch of white powder fell on my shoulder.
And I went, what the hell is that?
It was fucking snowing, man.
It's March 9th in Vancouver.
It was just a little flurry, but I was like, holy cow.
I think we want thrash anyway.
That's wild. It's a late snow for us, man. I mean, the Flurries did not survive contact
with the Sidewalk, but still gain an additional energy at the start of your turn in every
turn after that. Okay, all this is good. I love Pale's
tooth, though, to steal five cards from your deck, and then every combat it gives them
back upgraded that's so cool because we really do want upgraded I mean we want a
lot of upgrades we're very greedy right now we want an upgraded rage an
upgraded battle trance an upgraded thrash for sure can you choose not to
take them back now you got to take them back I think but then the start of
your turn draw one I mean drawing one additional card is also fucking awesome
man it's also crazy the energy doesn't seem that good dude dude one additional
card per turn I think I got it try that now where do we go this is this is the
illustrator. Our deck is not that incredible. Let me start with the obvious. We do not need
an early shop. I think we start here, and then we make our decision after that. We certainly
rage we certainly shrug and we have plating which is awesome you're doing
22 damage attacking gives us 5 I don't really want to exhaust I should have hit
you for sure I don't really want to exhaust all my defense how valuable is
it to discard one extra card each turn the OB guy I would say is very valuable
because you're choosing which card to discard.
The card that you discard will be way worse
than the card that you would have discarded
if you had one last card.
Capiche.
Sorry, I just like saying Capiche.
You know, battle trance, a rage is huge.
We want anger out, then thrash.
I think it just took a strike, which is completely fine.
And you're dead, bro!
I didn't realize, sorry.
But don't worry, Diego,
you got a lot of noobs undervalued draw.
So you're not alone in that department.
I hate to say it, but I was, at one point,
I was among us themselves.
It's interesting.
I feel like a stomp is like almost guaranteed
free. I feel like all three cards are good. Like Anger is good, but we already have one.
Yes! Foo Foo Bay! Yes! Mods! Can we allow that among us ASCII yard here? I feel like
Stomp is almost always going to be free. And Body Slam, you know what? Body Slam for
zero is hard to argue with a free Body Slam. Best way to improve? Play in the public
I and could yell that a lot worked for me so do eight this will do nine nine nine
eight is enough
but then the other thing is chat's not gonna like this but you actually don't
use a secondary source to get better and say this buyer you need a primary
source. And all I mean by that is instead, you're going to be like, oh, I get it. I'll
let someone who watches Jorbs teach me how to get better at Slay the Spire. No, bro,
because they didn't, they don't know what they're doing. They're just echoing what
another person said.
You got to go to the primary source. You got to watch the Jorbs video in order to
actually learn from the mouth of God why the strategy is the way it is. Because
Sometimes you gotta break the rule of thumb
in order to make the run work.
If you just go on people that are like,
I've watched 1,000 hours of Life Coach
and this is what he does.
They don't know why, man.
I find it profane.
I find it to be a perverse act of mimicry.
Go to the source.
Now let me think for a damn second.
I think we defend, I think we straight up second win man.
And then this might be, this might be too wild
for a beast like you, but hear me out here.
No, we don't need a super high damage thrash.
We actually wanna play this.
I can't play thrash.
I was like, we could use body slam
to make a crazy thrash,
but we don't actually care
cause they only take nine damage.
Rage cage.
gauge cage setup strike not too relevant man but it is a one-cost attack that's
our best attack
yeah the subreddit is helpful too and actually I have to imagine the Slay
Despire subreddit will become more helpful now that the game's out instead
of like the last five years where it's just been people having arguments over
whether like this card is a b-minus or a c-plus and then the comment chain is
like 75 comments. So far I feel like we've chosen properly here. I think we
want to draw? Could be worse. The beam cell debates are endless. That's you know
what? That's kind of a perfect microcosm though because I don't even know how I
feel about beam cell. I mean it's a zero cost, two vulnerability when upgraded.
How could it not be good? But on the other hand, four damage. I don't know.
4 damage? How could it be good at all?
Very interesting to think about.
Start me with a little battle trance. We want to see another rage. We did not get another rage.
Honestly, with vulnerability, I think we go in on you.
Hit it very hard.
Strike him.
Strike him.
him. And once again, I forgot to play Thrash eating a body slam. Every time. That might
be okay because then we got to play body slam for its damaging. But then I was like, well,
we'd have to wait for it to come back around. But it coming back around that might take
like half a second, man. Wait, this is awesome. We definitely want to grapple you. And
We should have played rage first and then anger on you
and then strike you and then second wind.
Oh, he's on one.
Oh, he would have died.
He doesn't realize thrash hits twice.
Bro, it hits twice, but the second time it hits,
it doesn't take the damage of the card that it stole.
The second time it hits, it still does four damage.
He's so boomerang pretty good with what we got going on but I think I got a good
thing going right now. I know what I got serious offers only. I think we do want
to fight an elite though it's rage grapple then set up because it does more
damage than the two extra strength would have done what do you do that's not
what you do that's what I do bro this is like wasn't this the guy Dan was
fighting for an hour and a half this morning while I was on the bike
I swear it to you different guy is a different guy, but he had summons
Hey, that's big for a guy like me. I think we go all in on you, man
Although it's very easy to kill you. We have a rage out there already. We want thrash to steal bash
Nine damage plus 12 damage is enough
So, we hit you with this, hit you with this, hit you with this, it got bashed instead of
body sandwiches, exactly what we want to see, okay, fantastic.
He was fighting a lot of bugs, I did see that, I noticed that part.
rage we kill it no we don't kill you first we take the opportunity to go in on you
that being an anger would have been huge man oh whenever you draw a card
containing strike it is played against an enemy so we do a second way to sec we
We draw extra every turn.
We have four cards that contain strike.
Does it cost one?
It costs one on an upgrade?
Oh, I have to, man.
I have to.
We take it, immediately upgrade it, and then hope to get like pommel strikes.
No AOE.
Fuck this dude.
I fucking hate you ruin my fucking life
Um whenever you gain block deal, okay, so we start
Start with this I think
As a roguelike nerd should I start with this or slay this fire one just get this man everyone's talking about this
You're watching this you probably want you probably want this, right?
Good block, pretty birdie.
An anger.
Thrash is guaranteed to take body slam in that case.
Let's make sure we play Thrash.
And I hope that it got the damage from Body Slam.
19 damage twice.
Okay, now we're talking.
Play the finished game first.
D'Elguiga, don't you invest in pre-revenue companies?
Like that seems hypocritical to me.
Like your job is acquiring companies in Early Access, isn't it?
But much like Steam, these days, I mean Early Access is kind of like the end game as well.
I don't.
Okay, my bad.
My bad.
You caught me lacking.
Having lunch at Broadway Cambie.
Where do I go?
Ooh.
You can catch me going to Mr. Japanese Curry on Cambie in...
Cambie in 8th, I think.
can be in seventh. You might want to eat it in your car though, because they have like
four seats in the restaurant. Go to Suica. Bro, Suica's been closed down due to a fire
for like two years. You're not a real Vancouverite. No disrespect. Take your sensitive ass back
to Langley. Outdated ass information. Didn't grapple. You're... you blocked your 5 damage
to the enemy. We have a rage, okay. And then... something like that. Santoc. You could go
to Santoc. Santoc is pretty good. Lot of real Vancouverites say that it's fallen off and
gotten mid but I actually think Santocca is still pretty good. Me personally at least.
Get mugged. Guys I exhausted the attack that was gonna lethal this. Oh okay that's still pretty good.
Anyone know what happened to Dragon Ball T-House? Bro I drive by it now and then and it's closed
every time and I can't read the sign from my car because they printed the sign out on like a
piece of printer paper and I want to tell them bro can you make this sign bigger
I can't that was like the original bubble tea shop in Vancouver every time I
see that it's closed I'm like what happens
owner went back to China to take care of his family damn we really got viewers
everywhere man that's crazy it's awesome but it's crazy
Do we want an infernal blade? I mean an infernal blade. Oh twin strike blades are free. Yes, dude
Did it did it did it did it did it? Sorry. Yes poster is in chat. They got me they got me with that
Three strength per turn I mean that's rage we it's like our only block we need it man
Eurya could be swagged too. I think we can fight two elites. Let's give it a shot.
You picked the wrong turn to do 22 damage, bro.
Never mind.
We smack you.
Oh, every the first time we smack you you give us energy back. That's right.
So we probably shouldn't make Thrash better, but to be honest with you
I kind of want to just pick up enough block to not take any damage. Sorry to say
And that's a good-looking card animation man
We already have enough so we hit you this guy never feels like an elite to me wait. He is in a you I
Think you nailed it, bro
He had me fooled oh damn this is kind of awesome. Give me some rage. Oh
I can't draw cuz I played battle transfer
The fuck ass statue versus the prism it sounds like a fake movie from a tenacious D song
Let me pull out my book
The fuck-ass statue. Oh ho ho, what have we here?
How's it going?
Book of Five Rings? Isn't that Ariana Grande album?
Every five cards you add to the deck heal 15 HP. I almost wanted to skip it on principle.
POMMEL STRIKE!
Okay, you definitely play Hellraiser.
But you know this deck is good. They got us.
Honestly, I think this might be an energy potion type setup, bro.
Oh wait, this isn't the Elite. Whatever, I put respect on his name regardless.
He kind of boomed us.
Get stunned, kid.
kid. Seven Rings is an Ariana Grande song. Yeah well these seven notes is a
Russian Futurist song. You don't hear me talking about it.
The five damage to the enemy. To the enemy. I would like to do five damage to
this enemy and then hit you and then shrug hit you and then put the bash
damage on thrash because bash is so expensive we do need the next logical
novelty music-based chatter should be a modest mouse poster but all they do
here's the entire bit damn once a day they just come in a chat and post well
and they you need a lot of discipline to do it because if you post it more
than once a day and the temptation will be there because you'll get a laugh
But if you do it more than once a day, it's gonna lose its luster so fast.
Man, this deck actually might be good, man.
Modest Yahu?
Wait, wait, tell me more about Modest Yahu.
I kind of like the idea of Modest Yahu.
Guys, please, by the way, I see some people talking about Timothy Chalamet in chat.
I don't give a fuck about Timothy Chalamet's opinions on the opera, okay?
I really, I don't care about his opinion.
I've been to the ballet, I've been to the opera, and I've seen Marty Supreme.
I just do not, I don't give a fuck.
It's, they're trying to distract us, man.
I don't know what they're trying to distract.
I guarantee, except for D'Elguiga, I've certainly been to the opera more than
almost anybody else in chat.
And I bet if you take out the nutcracker,
I've been to more ballets than the average person in chat too.
No shot you have.
You know shit about every valley being exalted
and the hills laid bare or laid plain.
This is a skip obviously.
I do have a classical music Vtuber wife, you're not wrong.
How about a rage oh?
It's gonna have to be this then one energy left. It's gonna have to be that it's gonna have to be this
So he's adding a fuckload of daisies to my deck. This is gonna suck
And I'm not just saying that cuz I agree with him which I do by the way
I
See a musical a couple times a year, bro. We're not talking about musicals. Okay, we're talking about the opera. There's a
There's a distinction between a musical and an opera
It's this
We want a better thrash or more angers we want a better thrash
What about the story where he had a personal chef cooking three breakfasts, and then he
would only choose one?
I didn't hear about that.
Apparently on the set of Wonka, his personal chef would make him three breakfasts, and
he would throw two of them in the garbage and just choose his favorite.
Me personally, the source for that is someone's ass, if I may say so.
But the second thing I would say is that I think it's genetically engineered in a laboratory
to make people mad, because nothing unites redditors like thinking they're the only person
who hates food waste.
A touch of insanity is crazy too.
So setup strike is obviously free.
Demon form is obviously good, especially if we could play it.
Here's my thinking on demon form.
Why would we play demon form?
Demon form is for, guys post an armaments upgrade goes crazy, it's like a slay the spire, let's
play episode 9 in 2018.
Sorry.
I'm sorry, you don't know as much ball as you think you know.
In my personal opinion, I underrate this card, maybe.
And I underrate it, because I spent probably 500 episodes
adding as many of these to my deck as I could
every single time and going,
it's literally better than apotheosis.
Demon form is awesome if we think we need to scale.
Do we need to scale?
One of the reasons I think we don't need to scale
It's because we don't have much different now. We need it. Sorry. I thought about it for a second.
I think we're gonna need it possibly to play on turn one against a nasty a nasty boss
Who knocks you off the track I
Would rather get more no, I would rather keep more strikes in the deck because the strikes play for free
So played both, no, play a strike, then a thrash and hope it eats anger.
It ate a strike.
That's all right, we get to make more angers.
I guess it was kind of a win-win.
Has to be played.
See if you draw a rage.
He did.
Which means you play a grapple.
Into a set up strike, into a buddy slam.
You don't need to play demon form against this fella.
Holy cow.
You want that, you want this, you need that, you need this.
Did you pass the centipede?
I did.
The centipede kind of fucked me up.
I'm not going to pretend the centipede didn't almost ruin my life, but we did get past the centipede.
That being said, it is also a sentient one.
Ashen strike?
We're going to have like almost nothing in our draw pile, man.
Or in our exhaust pile, I should say.
Even with second wind?
Whirlwind?
I do, I recognize that it's free.
It's just like, it also does take up a draw.
I'm a hard time believing that this is going to be awesome.
Thrash exhaust, yeah, but we're hopefully not going to be on a boss fight for like 30 turns.
Also like Don't At Me, building exclusively for synergy is what kills your runs in Slave
Aspire.
You have to get stuff that's good, not stuff that works together.
Look at the Seahawks, bro.
Not a single good player on the roster, but the chemistry was off the charts.
All right, all right.
Charbonnet was okay.
You want a power or a zero cost card?
I think we want to see if there's a good power.
When you lose HP on your turn, gain a strength.
Remove this from my deck, post haste, please.
I think the given, as much as I would love strength,
we want pommel that draws two.
so that when pommel gets played for free, it draws more than enough to replace itself.
I came here from the americano to hot youtube video.
The little pinhole can be used to cool it.
Form a seal around the part you drink from and then blow.
Hope this helps.
I didn't post that video, so I think you're looking for twitch.tv slash you underscore
Watanabe.
i think you're on the wrong channel you seem to be confused
nephews lost that's what i'm saying you're at the right
i didn't post any video all about that so i'd i'm i'm a little bit confused
about what's going on to be honest with you
you're complaining to the coca-cola corporation that uh... you know a
seven eleven in illinois is selling it
for more than the manufacturer's suggested retail price.
Buddy, I just put the syrup in the water and shake it up.
Best turn of all time.
Least stupid ironclad turn.
I did see your review of Gremlins 2
and it made me interested, Nick.
I'm not gonna lie.
But it seems like Critters 2 might be a pass, huh?
I wanna take a skip on Critters 2.
Well, this turn is truly horrible.
Now we go crazy.
Get him banned.
How about a bash?
We need the vulnerability.
I would like bash to steal Anger's damage.
No, I would like Thrash to steal Anger's damage.
Now I'm pissed.
Hey buddy, listen.
Fuck you.
Five damage, ass.
Two turns, I can live with that.
Please don't decrement to a one.
Palmo, Palmo's so huge.
That's, that's, we're crazy.
And then you grapple on him, then you go anger on him,
drop a defend on him, frantic escape.
We literally run this town.
I can't believe this is the boss.
You're literally a coward.
Wait, this turn sucks.
Attacks please, some, oh, cards that play for free?
Huge. One damage. We need to do one damage, man. He's already dead. Get out of here.
Guys, after this, I gotta go pee so bad. If it was any other game, I wouldn't go pee right away
because we're on the final act. But then save this fire. Your brain has to be pissless.
That way, you can actually think. Okay, I think all three are good. You know what?
I'm gonna go P right now so I don't make a decision rashly
We're back, lads.
I honestly think, you got me.
You got me with muted.
I honestly think barricade, if we had a body slam, is like a given.
But the other way you can play this is you can just go take barricade, go to shops until
you get, not sorry, not a body slam, an entrench.
Wait, is entrench even, is entrench in the game?
Have I unlocked it?
I don't think I have it, bro.
Not in the game.
OK, Kronos, I know you know what you're doing,
but a skip is crazy here.
Having some like an AOE ult at least is kind of like awesome.
And then let's see what we got here.
Some energy would be crazy.
It's a potion.
Entrench is a potion now.
No.
First card you play, each combat
is played an extra time.
I had a whistle to your deck, too expensive,
but the full art cards are gas.
Okay, cook at rest sites is crazy.
Remove two cards, gain nine max HP.
I mean, I don't even know if we have four cards to remove,
but that, it does seem awesome.
Now, if I may,
Love this, because we really want to go to a shop, lots of cook potential, and still some
elites if we wanted them to.
I like this path.
That's true.
Maybe we could get to infinite, because pommel could draw itself, right?
That's a good point.
That's a you know what that's a good fucking point. I
Actually want a thrash to eat a strike
Huge
Because strike playing for free is
Okay, but it would be even better if it wasn't in our deck and instead more palmals got played for free
Okay, literally play this, play that, get all this garbage out of our deck.
You would need to remove anger for that?
You know what?
I might be, I might be persuadable.
I might be persuadable to remove anger.
Huge.
I mean, dude, the free damage we're getting every turn is so disgusting.
Like I'm disgusted.
Mogged.
Worst shoes to toe walk in.
I'll tell you that 100% first off, I welcome your toe walking questions.
Usually, I just get bald questions.
Nobody cares about other aspects of my lifestyle.
Strength potion pretty good, to be honest.
but these are great boss killers,
which is why I'm holding them.
Worst shoes to walk in, number one is ski boots,
which are horrible, but those are very rare.
Number two is any sandal.
Everybody loves sandals.
I'm here to tell you the tow walkers
are not fucking with sandals.
Skates are pretty bad too, to be honest.
I always felt like it was insane to me
that like people are like, I love sandals so much,
I would rather wear them.
No, we don't need it, bro.
Then shoes.
I'm like, no, man.
We could have dumped a strength potion for 100 gold
now that I think about it, but it sucks in sandals.
Be so fucking for real with me.
How many tow walkers do we have in chat?
I'm assuming it's a pretty high number.
I bet the average is like 2% in public.
I should have waited to see if I drew something better.
Wait, how fucked are we going to get here?
We're going to lose a little bit of max HP.
I do not care.
I've decided.
I bet it's like 2% on average, but I bet in our chat
it's like 10%, which is good.
Dude, we need more people like me slash us
to go and I'm deliberately leaving it vague
just to annoy you.
Because people meet me and they say,
you're the first person I've ever seen walk like this.
Bro, literally like a third of my Twitch chat walks
like this.
So now you might say I should be mad at them,
but to be honest, I'm not mad at them.
I'm mad at you, because if you guys went outside
more often than I wouldn't be seen as such a freak by them
because they would have gotten desensitized to it
in like the, you know,
when they were in their early 20s or something like that.
But instead you're all trying to be the first person
to get like level 100 sailing in the new runescape patch.
So all of it, now I got to tank it all
And you get all the benefit, bro.
So I see the synergy of perfected strike,
but that's not what we're going for.
Cause we're trying to make POMO the greatest card
that's ever existed.
What do you mean, level 100?
Fuck.
I've outed myself as a non-roon scaper.
I'll pop a strength potion, man.
Rose trying to get to 100 for quite a while.
Ed Ednett he been off the air for years, man.
Battle chance. Rage.
Are we going to shrug on this?
Shrug is six block.
Strike is five.
I guess in that case, the decision makes itself, man.
One damage.
How have you come to terms with your diagnosis?
I did it the easy way by never getting diagnosed so I can kind of play both sides at the
same time so I could so that whenever it serves me well I can kind of put it up as a shield
and whenever I feel like I don't identify with it then I just go well we don't know for
sure. Which has been working out really well. They're saying there's no downsides to it.
You honestly play this so that you get the bonus of conflagration and then you're dead
from this point onwards. Legit strategy. I will say maybe two or three years ago
I emailed a doctor and I was like, I'd like to make an appointment for like an adult autism
diagnosis or like a test.
And they were like, that's fine.
Like our earliest, we're currently booking for like the summer after this one.
And it was almost, for me, it was a moment of like, I don't think you know how this
works and you're supposed to be the ones who know how this works.
I need this appointment like this week, bro.
You've got to keep some space available for walk-ins.
I don't care if the reservations are full.
So we cut both the fence.
Go to 106 HP.
Come here on 504 gold.
Love to see another pommel strike.
Rupture in it for the long haul just for that. It's the next card bro rupture gets cut
Add another rupture
Toe walk ins that is that's pretty good toe walk ins
Every time you play an attacker skill upgrade it for the rest of combat
Hard to justify even playing it for one honestly oh but we don't it's not a power it's a relic
bro we're definitely not getting bolus man you guys aren't you're not ready for what we're
for what we're doing. I will take razor tooth though. Big relic? Not really, but could be
worse. Cook again? We have to cut. Now these where things get tough. We definitely cut
a bash. I honestly think I appreciate what grapple has done for me. And I know anger has
to go with something. Actually, you know what? Anger can go now. Yeah. And let's try it out.
of power, I will choose a power. We don't really need two Hellraisers, but not having to play
our next Hellraiser might be worth something. Enders good with Conflagration. With all due
respect, you don't understand the win condition. The win condition we're going for right now
is Palmo that plays itself infinitely. Now I don't think we're going to get to
the infinity, but I think we are going to get a lot of power out of it.
That makes sense.
Uh, let's make a good thrash for him.
Doesn't the boss this act fuck up the infinite?
Can I be so fucking for real with you?
I don't know what any of the bosses are, yet.
Even when I see them, I don't know what they are, but I definitely do not know what they
are based on their icons.
We thrash just cause, obviously.
And then second wind is like kind of incredible.
Why do you play trance before shrug?
Because it's free bro.
I understand you're going to say, but, but, but, but it means you can't draw anymore.
Yeah, yeah, but I might want to use that energy to play attacks because attacks are
what kills the fella.
Is that a serious question?
I guess is what I'm asking you.
Take 17 damage.
This is kind of awesome. I live an unserious life. That's kind of swag though. If I'm being honest with you, that's kind of swag.
So we could easily exhaust the howl from beyond, but 16 damage is irrelevant to a guy like me.
I will definitely give you bronze scales for two random relics, man. Potion, belt, and lantern.
Now the question is going to be do we go to an elite fight because it's a guaranteed
relic or do we go to a question mark because it could be a shop and we can remove some
more cards.
Here they make you think.
You sap our strength, you sap our decks.
We kill the one that gets, removes our strength, yes.
You also remove cards with the campfire?
Yes, but I'd like to remove, I'd like to remove like six more cards,
which I don't think is going to happen.
It's struck.
Literally play a body slam
because I don't want you to give three damage to trash.
I'm playing Victoria 3, the AI Ottomans are beating AI Austria-Hungary.
Never seen it happen before, I guess they locked in.
You know where you are, I'm not against it, but this ain't r slash paradox plaza, bro.
Does r slash paradox plaza still allow after action reports or is this am I working on
old outdated technology?
This ain't Texas.
You have to rule five, but yeah, what's rule five?
That's a really funny response by the way, but what is rule five?
One strike in there.
Rule five is give context.
I thought it was rule number five is like nobody dies unless someone shoots.
Number six, they need an impartial judge.
It can't be someone that's just on the bludge, something like that.
You know what I'm talking about?
Hamilton, my favorite opera.
You do Timothy Chalamet would be fucking fire as Alexander Hamilton in the fictionalized
movie remake of the Hamilton play.
God because he's so good at rapping too man. Wait this could be fucking awesome. I
Need somebody get me Hollywood on the phone right fucking now. I need to talk to Hollywood immediately. I
Can absolutely picture him
The white Alexander Hamilton, I didn't think about all that but yeah, okay, but that is pretty funny
like completely erasing the the meta contextual significance of Hamilton as
well but getting to me to me see on the projects I mean that's got to be worth
something he's French okay well you know what good point he could play the
I can totally see him doing guns and ships.
What did I miss?
Oh, I thought you were asking seriously, but you're saying, yeah, Timmy C is Tommy J, bro.
Timmy C is Tommy J.
Damn, this could be fucking awesome. This could be fire, man.
Good, I did fight the elite.
Cliffy B is Timmy C as Tommy J.
What did I miss? When Radical Lights came out, I want to give you a kiss.
He wants to give you a kiss.
Now that I'm not on Twitter, can somebody tell me if Cliffy B is okay?
I don't have anything against Cliffy B, really, but...
You think he's still...
Well, I don't know what he's been up to, I guess.
All I know about Cliffy B in the 2010s is that he might be living like the most Las Vegas
2009 lifestyle.
He's like the last person who still says that like things are epic and wears like the gamer
graphic t-shirt with a blazer.
He does not live in the sewers, bro.
He probably lives in like a nice house.
We cut demon form and we cuts.
I mean, second wind actually like works nice for us.
I think you cut a grapple, man. Crazy as it sounds. Eat sleep, game, repeat. Yes, man.
That's what it's all about.
The real question is what the fuck do we duplicate, man? I guess just an attack at some point.
And then a card is free to play this combat free to play those are bad words to a gamer like me
I prefer to pay exactly
$60
$60 is the right price for a game for some reason
If a game is $30 we go what why is this $30 it should be 20?
But if it's 60 we go yeah, that's the price that game should be
Price that a hundred percent man
Should I save demon form?
It's literally the worst card in the game, get over it.
It's a bad card.
You know what?
Shrug it off, it's free for the rest of combat.
How about that?
win does nothing. Ideally, conflagration, no, thrash take conflagration. Yay! You'll
21 damage twice, bro, that's huge. It would be better if it did 67 damage twice though.
So I can only play one of these fellas.
That's not that bad.
Play a Hellraiser.
We don't give a fuck about rage.
Wait, yes we do because we hate taking damage.
And now all our cards play for free every turn.
Mogged.
Mogged.
Yes, man.
He always knows just what to say.
Me saying Mogged a hundred times per video.
Um, give me rage and then draw.
Huge.
I still think we shrug for free.
Then we can only play one of these.
Straight up I'm like second wing exhaust your rage, thrash and then it'll get juiced off
of body slam 36 damage twice.
I guess I could have killed you, but...
Big whoop.
Mm-mm.
With the sharp thing in your face, you get struck!
By a free-ass strike.
You know what I'm talking about?
Timmy C could do that, too.
Sir Axelot.
Thanks, I hate it.
Can you just do some damage to this guy, please?
I think you play this again, because we like having it in the deck.
You exhaust everything else.
And obviously you thrash on this guy.
Now we only have 10 cards.
One of them is a pommel strike, and like the rest draw for us, bro.
Duplicate pommel.
All right, but I'm gonna have to be pretty fucking quick with it
Follow me huge
So we draw nothing, but this does a lot of damage.
Okay, so obviously this guy's cooked.
It's a pretty good hand, man.
Battle trance may need to go, but the fight will end before we can do anything else.
But yeah, in the future, definitely.
That's why I wanted another shod, man, to remove another card.
Wait, we're kind of awesome at Slay This Byer 2. Have you noticed this?
We're kind of some of the best to ever do it.
Ascension 2 unlocked.
One, three, six, seven!
Can you do chair guy? I'm going to do silent, and then hopefully we'll do a chair guy run after that.
You're going to be seeing a lot of say this by our two this week. Sorry to break the news to you, librarian.
new cards I will never read if they want me to read them they should make them
old cards. No CS? I didn't say no CS. I didn't say no CS. Let's not go crazy. I know I said
you're going to be seeing a lot of Slade of the Spire too. I don't think I ever said
no CS. All right, we are the silent now. I'm a big believer, guy who's played 12 runs
of slay of slay this by or two I'm a big believer in receive a curse but get
three hundred and thirty three golds that's a lot of gold man and then go to
the shop immediately but remember that because you're the silence you have to
add a tax to your deck
Can't remove it. Yeah, but I guess spend the gold that I got at the shop. You know what I mean?
Eternal he doesn't know
What kind of what kind of wax streamers you guys been watching men I know all about it
This is classic silent behavior, man.
On the turns where we could lethal, one attack.
On the turns where they can lethal us, one block.
We need damage.
It has to be a leading strike.
We need to be able to actually hurt them.
up to 10 block persists between turns.
Now, now you got me thinking a little bit.
Now you got me thinking.
Let's see what we got here.
Add three shives into your hands.
There's a very, it's pointing at shives, man.
Every time you play 10 skills, gain seven block.
Upon pickup, enchant three cards with a doah.
Gain three block, shives suck.
Yeah, on Ascension 20, bro.
10 years ago.
Ice cream, I mean, it's obviously good.
But is it good enough for me not to poop on?
That's a real question.
I think I go, I'm shiv-coated, cutting a strike early.
We still have 392 gold.
Holy cow.
I really feel like we might just want...
I mean...
Dwa is pretty good.
I think any of these relics would be good.
Strangle with shives is kind of good.
Wait, what's strangle?
I forgot that this card existed.
Yes, yes it is.
And I need attacks.
Okay, and I still have enough money.
The thing is a droid.
What do you do by default?
You're gonna take a while to get where I need you to go,
sadly.
Prolong with the clamp kind of seems amazing too.
Next turn gain block equal to your current block.
Up to 10 block persists between turns.
Next.
Eastern Game Block equal to your current. It seems like you could really get, you
could get some block economy with that pretty, pretty easily. Like if our deck was
thin enough it seems like this could get you to like 999 block. I trust him.
And you know what, wait.
Okay, bro, something that scales us.
Kind of crazy to go that all in on shops early,
but it is what it is.
I'm gonna get an early chosen cheese,
little bit of a spicy choice.
And then I honestly,
I mean smithing prolonged so it doesn't exhaust is really good.
But not dying against this elite is also really good.
send it. You guys can, you get six block. That's right. Okay. You need to be weakened.
You need to be attacked.
And then let's also attack you. Survivor, dump a strike. Defend and prolong.
next turn will be set up very nicely and we took zero this turn holy cow now if
we could get more draw so we draw prolonged or pro prolonged more often
that would be sweet man so we already have 13 block there's 17 damage I mean
obviously you guys just have to die at some point.
Tragic?
I think we're gonna make it.
I think it's just gonna suck until we can kill one of them.
New fucked up thing to say to a small streamer,
just type dead air.
Okay, but this is not, I didn't want to invent
something that completely kills the confidence of a streamer.
of a streamer. It was more just like a little troll that you could do to have a
little fun with it. It wasn't really intended to be like, hey ruin this person's
life and get like all inside of their head. You've now taken it to like an
incredibly evil place. I would say it's a kind of bullying. Muted is good. I
I think muted is funny.
And I say that because it works on me.
I can play two more cards.
That would take this to 17 damage.
We wanna hit you, play a defend, kill this guy.
We're literally gonna make it through here,
but I think we probably rest after this just to be safe.
But then if we can add more draw cards,
that would be awesome.
18 damage, come on.
The Mormon bait, I still don't really get it.
There is also a part of me that's worried is an interesting way to describe it.
But I worry that the culture changes really quickly.
Right now it's considered culturally fine, perhaps even incentivized to poke a little
fun at the Church of Mormonism.
But in like 15 years, it might be seen as like incredibly risque or offensive to do so.
Waiting for the resurfaced slay the spy or two runs where there was a really weird period
where like there was like a year where they were just using Mormon as a punchline.
It's super weird.
Meanwhile, you're the one stepping in!
Or whatever. Let's get you into a rough spot here because I'm thinking Pro Long
is gonna go crazy.
Pussy's good though. Okay, source.
Can I get a source for that?
Source your mom? What the fuck?
It's just like a bullet time. We need bullet time
Yeah, we need draw which is fucked with bullet time, but we need bullet time
Living rooms bedrooms and nets. Oh, yeah
Let's go here first we don't want to hit two shops we want to hit one shop one shop is the right amount
You can almost certainly kill you.
Now please keep in mind I did say almost certainly.
Now that's, okay that's the magic number right there.
Honestly if we're already not taking damage let's put them both low here.
Mocked.
Enjoying the fight?
Refill your energy?
You'll love this next turn.
I do like that.
I do like that.
Now why do we want to draw?
We want to draw because if we draw enough, we can just get prolonged to keep prolonging,
to keep prolonging.
So I do think adding an acrobatics, we could do worse.
Three attacks equals six damage to a random enemy, that's something.
Okay wait, maybe we don't give a fuck about Prolong.
Maybe we only care about fan of knives.
Shibs now hit all enemies, add four shibs into your hand.
Wait, wait, wait.
cost one instead of giving five oh okay that's still really good it still it
seems awesome it still seems incredible but I snorted I got so excited I snorted
how embarrassing is that man
why am I dragging it on an enemy like it matters at all
Fish oil, okay.
I'm sorry, you need to sell me on the idea that accuracy is actually good.
I've done a couple of shiv decks in this.
I'm not, well, I guess it's for AOE.
Yeah, you know what, you convinced me.
But you say it best when you say nothing at all, chat.
And then I'm just going to keep myself alive for now.
And then this, if we didn't need to do that, it doesn't matter,
because then we lose 0 HP here and we upgrade a card here instead.
It's literally double damage.
Yeah, on our shivs.
Shivs are your damage.
I have to give this some more thought.
I haven't really considered that, Hiddie to this point.
Oh, that's pretty good.
He sits down backwards, that's so cute.
Do we need a backflip?
We do need to draw more to get more prolonged.
Maybe we can still get shibs and prolonged to work together.
Yeah, he's robot ass was seated
Ripper there
You sound like Yoda, bro. They're right there
You're pretty there song sound like Yoda know what I'm talking about
I'm talking about guys
The song kind of sound like Yoda
Not at all listen
Well now they're not going to do it.
Some do you hear what I hear type shit.
Who are they man?
Oh you don't know?
That's a question you never want to get asked.
That means things are not going well.
If someone says who, what do you mean by a day?
I mean, I hate to do it.
Just leave it right there.
It can only take four more damage.
Okay.
Bro's hearing some riggy diggy doo.
Dude, I forgot about riggy diggy doo.
People were really out here saying riggy diggy doo
is not real.
Bro, I've seen Nubby, okay?
I know it's real.
I feel like expose could kind of go crazy.
Remove all artifact and block from the enemy apply to vulnerable exhaust
Now we're in smithing territory
Gold axe retain not necessary to cost bullet time
understandable have a good day
for shibs for shibs or I mean, I guess technically
It's another 50% damage, right?
maybe let's go accuracy on this he's still on this you talk to me about
riggy diggy do I didn't say shit about riggy diggy do you brought up riggy diggy
do
don't draw don't draw cuz you're gonna draw bullet time and disappoint me the
the fuck is back in bro?
It's not exhausted so we'll just discard it.
One second here we go.
For posterity riggy diggy doo is the jack black I am placing blocks and shit cause
I am in fucking minecraft.
Bernard says a root did it do okay, but a riggy diggy do and a root do do do do
Are spiritually similar if nothing else can we all can we agree on this?
We've got to be able to agree on that at a minimum
I'm still gonna play fan of knives first because we get four ships immediately even though up my sleeve would get cheaper
It only gives us three ships three is less than four write that down
Can we agree that we hate this boss?
I don't like seeing his organs, but like him being dead in two turns is kind of swag as
far as I'm concerned.
Part of the downside of being so good at a game like this is um, oh shit nevermind he's
got intangible for a turn.
But part of the problem of being so good at a game like this is like I literally don't
know which bosses are easy and which bosses are hard.
Because I just beat them all so fast I don't get to learn like what they do.
It is what DJ Khaled meant when he said he was suffering from success.
Shiv decks are getting nerfed?
Only because of, I beats Ascension 20 as the silent with a shiv deck and everybody said,
holy bersh, how did you do that?
Shives are literally bad according to the slave-aspire subreddit, they're the worst
archetype as the silent.
Finally, I feel like they're starting to understand me a little bit.
of your turn draw on this card one. I feel like I know that it doesn't seem to fit the
shiv theme of the deck, but Shadow Meld is just crazy, man. I mean we could also probably play
this for zero, which is amazing, but Shadow Meld into Prolong really makes me think that
that we're going to be able to get to like hundreds and hundreds of blocks.
Which is what things were looking like on Twitter before I got off the,
well, it was more of a muter even back then.
But by the way, does Letterbox have the shadow block function?
If someone's following you, can you, and they leave a comment like watch,
push, and boots, the last wish, can you go to their profile,
block them, and then unblock them, and then they will no longer be
following you and it could take them like months or even years to realize that
they're like hey NL is not posted a movie lately and then you realize oh my
god I've missed 75 movies that he's posted because he forced me to unfollow
him. Add two relax to your deck 15 block next turn draw two cards gain two
energy too expensive bro. First time you end each combat first time during
each combat you end your turn without playing cards exhaust your whole hand
then take an extra turn. So if you had a totally dog shit hand, you could just say no thanks
and then run it back. Oh, you're right. Oh, relax with bullet time goes fucking crazy.
I also, I love Pael's tooth, man.
Cause like we can easily,
I like them all.
It gets exhausted.
Well, yeah, but you still have a fucking crazy turn
with it, bro.
And there's no downside.
Plus it's full art.
I think you gotta send it.
Let me, I think on this floor,
ideally we need a lot of upgrades.
probably going to get three upgrades. Do we care about a shop? We might care about a late
shop to harvest as much gold as possible. Honestly, I think we take non-coward path.
I think we take combat path and see how it goes.
I thought you were rendered weak as well.
My mistake.
We definitely, I mean this is our turn though.
Your backflip, defend, shadow meld, pardon my voice, and prolong.
Shadow meld doubles your block gain, doesn't double your block, it doubles your gain.
Oh, how cute.
Hey, only trails.
Thank you for the raid.
a rating right after a misplay. If you had rated right before a misplay, it would have
been devastating, but that was a perfect time for the rate. I really appreciate that.
Ten damage. Yeah, we'll wipe you on that one. Or will we wipe you on this one? Either
Another way someone's getting wiped.
Reading another OSRS enjoyer for getting to 100 sailing.
Streets are saying it's impossible to get to level 100 in...
Wait, wait, one second.
To get to level...
Where's my bullet time?
To get to level 100 in OSRS?
I say maybe the streets, maybe the streets need to try a little harder, man.
Maybe the streets don't try hard enough.
Um, hear me out here.
27 damage, 25.
I really want to take zero damage, so I'm going to kill you.
And I can play three cards.
One,
30.
I got it.
I'm thinking.
I'm thinking we take the easy way out.
And we don't play this because if we get a fan of knives I'm going to cry.
How much damage do you do?
None.
That's like the optimum amount of damage.
Huge.
And our cheese is kind of going nutty, man.
I do love a piercing whale, but I think our deck already does what it's supposed to do.
It's even just satisfying when they circle the node now.
They put some extra work into the node-circling algorithm.
It feels like there's some weight on it.
And then honestly, haters will say,
No nl. Don't do it. It doesn't do anything. Yeah, it's purple part out of my hands
Do I want you to take my expose I
Gotta think about that
There's a thinner deck that gets to our 999 block faster would be nice, and I've never
What the fuck you're gonna fucking hurt me bro, or are you a damage plus a damage plus a damage
hey buddy let's do that instead you choose after combat I know but I'm thinking about it now
I'm thinking about it as we speak.
I've never done it for card removal before and it honestly seems like it would, it seems
like such a giga brain play that I want it to.
I do feel like a calculated gamble is really good for us.
Do we take it back?
I'm just going to be honest, brother.
I skip. No, wait.
I'll take it back. But my
deck is getting pretty thick. Just going to be honest,
when are we getting games for stupid people again? Can I say something? And I'm being
fucking for real when I say this. It's so nice to see the Counter-Strike 2 heads
actually suffer. The Counter-Strike 2 chatters are like strong
cheats in the meme. Why would you throw your Molly like that? Why would you
ever buy MP9 instead of MP7? Then you play a different game and they're like,
excuse me sir, could you please explain how the mechanics of the game work?
Take your ass back to Squeaks' champ, man.
52-an-unnery type shit.
Um...
This ain't that good. This ain't that bad. Relaxed prolonged.
That's my 2k.
I still need to get two more wins so I can get my premiere rating.
I honestly think I'm going to be 4k because when I when I solo queued I was
going up against six K's and losing so I think I will be my expectation is that I
will be in the 4k range
Wait, this turns crazy.
Acrobatics.
Dump a defend.
You hear this?
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Actually you dump calculated gamble.
You don't hear that?
Are you guys crazy?
Do you have ears?
Are you listening?
Full at time?
I don't really care about you.
You've got to pay the price.
I guess in theory it's best to use vulnerable first, huh?
A lot of slaters' fireheads will tell you to play vulnerable first.
30 damage, huh?
Oh it's non-negotiable you have to play this.
I think we want to play this and see if we get accuracy.
Which we freaking do!
What about Slay the Spireheads when you're holding along with Op?
There is something about that too.
going to be like oh you should play you should play accuracy on this turn. Oh
please play accuracy.
You skip.
You didn't play vulnerability before you before you begged him bro. You had
lethal if you played vulnerability. There should be a grenade that makes you
take double damage if you get hit by it. Wait, wait, they're cooking with that one.
You should be made vulnerable.
I honestly think I play one of these and then try a calculated gamble just to
see what we're working with here we have 12 block I would take 4 damage to get
that card online a little bit
yeah like an oil grenade exactly the same my elite fight right that's next
Well this sucks.
Does it feel like an elite fight?
Yeah, but only because I can't draw bullet time.
Now you're just trolling me bro.
This is getting ridiculous.
It's alright because we have a handful of Bree as a relic.
Handful of debris, you know what I'm talking about?
Now we are fucking talking, man.
15 block, accuracy, defend.
The worst acrobatics of all time, but that's okay.
15 block, little man, put that block in my hand.
Might as well use that on you.
Damn, I'm still taking damage.
Fuck you, man.
This shit is ass.
It's literally, this is not, this is slay the spires.
Sometimes you take damage on fights, bro.
Don't crash out on me.
Lock in with me.
I do feel like our block sucks pretty bad.
A shadow meld has not been all that for me.
Just give me a basic ass leg sweep.
I'm ready.
Now I do think what you give us energy on the first attack.
Let me see what you're cooking up here with the power.
Okay, whenever you draw a card, deal 2 damage to all enemies.
I'm gonna say it's ass, but at least we can play a relaxed and be pretty okay.
You gotta say life is a resource.
I'm so happy to have you in chat. I'm not fucking with you at all. It is scaring me. It's scaring me a little bit
That you're here and you're still here after it like a couple of hours on a Monday
And this is like the last month in Q1, bro
And you haven't been here for a while
Or you might have been lurking that's fair you might have been lurking
But like, are we OK?
Or was today one of the, and I'd be so fucking
for real with me, was today one of those days
where last night you went to bed,
and you were like looking at the Cosby,
and you were looking at the Nikkei,
and you were looking at the Hang Seng,
and you said, brother, I'm calling in sick tomorrow.
I, all of a sudden, boss, I'm not feeling so good.
just a slow Monday? Well, like a fence taken, man. I'm here every damn day.
Well, I'm here most. I'm here five or seven days on the average, on the median week.
It's strangled upon.
Did you know your average rating for 80s movies on Letterbox is 4.19?
I didn't know that.
That is interesting.
If I may say something, not in my own defense, but simply for context,
I think my average Letterbox ratings are going to skew really high
because of the fact that I'm only watching movies that I've heard are really, really good.
good. Which I think is the way. Kind of hate to say it. I think it's a double
defend turn.
Why waste time with bad movies? Well sometimes you get on the bike and you
say, hey dark star. That's a John Carpenter movie. I like John Carpenter
movies. Plus, I mean I'm already three minutes into my ride. Might as well pick
something and you you realize the area of your ways I don't know I would say
approximately 11 minutes into the movie is it that bad yes and no um I'm not
gonna die here I'm not gonna use my potion either
Enemies with weak deal even less damage, I mean cloak and dagger is something our deck is getting way too fucking thick, man.
Fly like paper, get high like cranes, if I see you in my relics, then I know that I'm not insane. If I come around here, I mean.
Yes, man, yes.
Wait, this could be awesome.
All I want to do is, and play my shivvies, highway skulls and shives, strikes and blocks
and draws and discards no one at the corner got dagger like us wait there's
there's something to like here man wait we're back sometimes all you need is one
missing piece man
Ever consider a rap career?
Briefly, but Timmy C got there first.
The villain is Timmy C, opera and ballet hater.
Number one enemy of people who have only ever seen the Nutcracker as far as ballets
go and have seen zero operas, but think that because they've seen West Side Story, they're
a friend of the opera.
Sorry, I'm beefing for no reason.
Please, please, please, I need to see Fan of Knives.
Oh, thank you.
Ocean of Binding of Isaac.
Dude, we're easily going to, new footwork, we're easily going to be able to play abrasive
for free.
I think now it's shop time.
Ornamental fan actually kind of swag for us.
Well, okay.
One grade of random card is really funny.
Three random relics after five combats.
Yeah, we'll try.
We'll try it out.
Shit!
Motherfucker!
Motherfucker, man!
I don't have any fucking money, bro!
know what though you don't go yeah you go here because you can then smith again
fuck it we improve a relax I still think this runs good then this heals us
again because we have meal ticket can't fucking afford anything anyway mother
your fucker. Bullet time needs it. It'll get it next, bro. Fan of knives, please. Fan
of knives. Nothing. Devastating. Thorns is pretty good here, though. It was a good block
set up I can't be too upset. Phantom knives please sire.
Next turn it's Phantom knives guaranteed.
have to play accuracy look up the definition of have to because I didn't
should I have it's starting to dawn on me that that might be the that might be the
play yeah
swag ornamental fan okay now we played relax again right there's no way we
don't get fan of knives on this turn and go go nutty mode we backflip oh thank you
my king hey my king thank you so much fan of knives not doing quite as much
damages I would like to be honest with you.
Oh wait, it's kind of working.
And who got that bullet time for you?
My girl.
You should be able to draw on the screen with right click as well.
You did.
That was an awesome elite fight, actually.
None of Chuck might even be good for us.
Weak enemies take double damage from attacks.
It's almost good for us.
I'm so lost on this run.
Man, I have no idea what we're doing.
I feel like Dave Matthews and Crash Over Me.
10 damage if fatal gain an additional card reward.
No, it's not going to happen.
It's not going to happen.
And then they're saying if you don't upgrade bullet
time will kill you. So I guess all upgraded. Dave Matthews mentioned. You've got your ball,
you've got your chain. What does he say? Time up, time me up again.
There you go. I don't know any Dave Matthews songs all the way through. I know. What
would you say don't bite the male man he says something like that it's your
birthday would you say that's about all I know I don't can't can't can't can't
I
Be an L type shit, bro. I was in the London drugs yesterday
I was in the damn London drugs yesterday. They played a bear naked lady song. You know what it was
another postcard I
Didn't even know anyone even remembered that song man. I
I don't even know that one.
Another postcard from a chimpanzee.
And everyone is addressed to me.
And then you've got Ed Robertson doing his fucked up like a Tobacco rap in between the parts
of the song that are actually good, which is, as with all bear naked ladies songs, the
part where Stephen Page sings.
disrespect to the bear naked ladies fans out here. But every bear naked ladies fan
is like the fourth member of 311 doing the worst rap you've ever heard. And in
the voice of a goddamn angel, why don't they just have that guy sing the whole
song? And I've been listening to Gordon, I've been listening to Born on a Pirate
Ship, I've been listening to Stunt, I've been listening to Maroon. Just get
Stephen to sing the whole song bro Jesus Christ have you ever made out and
you'd know I can't resist have you ever made out in dark hallways just made a
kiss that made the grade huh I played a hit from your record collection it's
your mix congratulations if I let us in or whether down down now who knows
So I'll get my damn emerald.
Oh, fuck.
I love that.
That's a really good performance though.
And they need to put Steven back in the fucking band.
Jesus Christ, what the fuck are we doing?
We need bullet time and fan of knives, bro.
Oh, you literally fucking fucked me.
God damn it, it's like all the cards
that I need with bullet time.
Whatever, you're not gonna fucking kill me with blocks, so...
and release them. Hear me out chat? No, no. I see where you're going with that one. How
about you draw, well, obviously we're going to acrobatics, dump an abrasive so that it
gets played for free. Finally getting a little bit of value. Honestly, we don't give a
a fuck about a strike. We play a frantic escape, sadly. Because I'm all about value. Yes, man.
They're calling it the worst possible bullet time. The joke's on them. I'm getting two
block for free next turn. You know, I mean, we got to go in. This is an all-in type situation.
I'm even gaining some thorns.
Okay, we got one turn for the rest of our lives.
Genuinely, I think you play relaxed
to get more draw and more energy next turn.
Seems borderline inconceivable
that we could have like no attacks.
yep um but you eat in two turns tonight everybody eats man obviously that's
really good I think we just make you weak we probably kill you next turn we
definitely kill you next turn wrong order bro we don't give a fuck about
about Shadow Mel. Are you trolling me? We had exactly enough block. Burst is obviously
a great card. And it could be used on any number of things. Shadow Step. Discard your
hand. Next turn attacks deal. There's so much stuff we could discard. You get value out of.
Burst is so...fuck it. Don't ever talk to me about grand finale. I never want grand finale.
Every four cards you play draw a card. Yeah, that's really good.
Iron Club, kind of like exactly what we're looking for. The start of your turn gains seven block.
Could be we kind of need everything. First card you play each combat's played an extra time.
Unlikely to be what we want.
I really think we want the draw, man.
You have too many cards? Don't be shy, poster stats. We want combat. It's a little spicy,
but we definitely want to have at least three combats. That way we get a guaranteed relic.
one before our next campfire if possible one of those could be but I think I
think we take this path three relics you're right three relics
Well, relax on me, prolong on me, and lose two max HP.
bro that's like literally two bites of cheese i don't even care
okay
shadow meld
leg sweep
Shadow step will be last.
So maybe a strike into a shadow step.
Well now we got two energy.
Because of nunchuck.
We should have played neutral lives and then we could have played up my sleeve.
Not that it's that meaningful anyway.
Huge.
Doesn't matter, doesn't matter.
We four cards draw a card, okay.
You need accuracy.
We need to draw some better defense.
This is none defense.
Um...
We can't let you hit us twice.
Move all artifacts and block from an enemy.
This kills anybody.
You will hit us, but you'll die to the thorns at least.
I hate to say it, it's very painful for me to say this.
I think you guys are right that my deck is too thick.
Do you think there's any chance I can remove 10 cards from my deck on this floor?
Oh, three foul potions is crazy.
Nobody you could add one more.
Huge of true.
This is, for once I feel like we actually got an awesome first turn.
But again, I can't really blame anybody but myself for the fact that in our 31 card deck
we're not drawing like the two cards that I want on the first turn every time.
wait but we fucking kind of did I will say an after-image we go kind of crazy
otherwise I mean I still think we're gonna win I think it's just gonna look
really shitty I think it's gonna look very inelegant but I think it is gonna
a work. I've never seen it in Slay the Spire 2. Motherfucker, man. They removed my favorite
card. It exists. Never mind. I take back my Motherfucker. I mean, there's a couple of
plays here if I'm being honest like I feel like a shadow meld we might be able to kill
you with fan of knives to be fair but a shadow meld into a relax into a prolonged means we
never have to worry about taking damage ever again.
Why do you keep saying motherfucker like that?
I'm enjoying the last three well I'm enjoying the last six to seven years of being able
the same mother fucker in kind of like a American South accent before that becomes one of the
accents you're no longer allowed to use. So I'm to put it in a nice way I'm making hay
while the while the sun is up. One day perhaps you won't be able to say mother fucker people
will go what was that accent again what was that accent you just did okay but
This is a motherfucker moment, bro.
This will draw a card.
Curious?
Can that be so for real with you?
Wait, this does 12 damage to us as well.
Forget that.
We play relaxed and that's exactly what I'm gonna do
More of a Cali accent mother Falker wait it is it's a hundred percent like a Californian accent
I've been laboring under false pretenses this whole time
Which means I can do the accent forever! Yes! Yes!
Oh man, chat, you just saved me, bro.
Wait, our run kind of rules now.
No, 20 gold.
Potion we don't care about.
Every three turns gain energy.
Tent attack does double damage.
First time you play an attack skill, power each turn,
gain one strength and one dex.
OK?
Finisher is usually a tempting one,
but I'm honestly wary about the deck just getting
too fucking thick, man.
Finisher's huge.
I'm sorry, fake based.
I can't take it.
Because if I took it, then I would blame you if it didn't work.
We ignore it.
California kind of pack one, pick one state.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
I mean, I honestly think it's the number one state.
And I think that people who hate California
are usually jealous of it.
And if you think that California sucks because it's
too expensive, get your money up, bro.
Try making $30 million a year and then tell it,
say some shit like that.
What about New York?
New York also awesome.
But people will really say some shit like,
California sucks, bro.
It doesn't hold the candle, the Indiana.
And I'm like, if you think that Indiana is the best state,
you definitely live in Ohio.
Let's just put it that way.
Um, so straight up, I think all of these are horrible trades.
We need to keep ornamental fan.
That's a given.
Paper crane is also really useful,
and we don't care about the upgrades.
So I mean, considering that we can't just leave,
might be happy flower for Oric Alchem, but I hate it, man.
I'm not a fan of it.
I am a West Coast Northeast kind of fellow, it's true.
If you couldn't glean that just by hearing me talk for five seconds to be honest or...
I'm the kind of guy who says, uh, West Coast represent, now put your hands up.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral.
They really need to stop that guy from rapping.
Ed, if you're listening, not Edmund McMillan just to be clear, for once I'm actually
talking about a different Ed, this is Ed Robertson from the Bear Naked Ladies.
You gotta be damn near 60 years old at this point, man.
If the rapping stuff would have worked, it would have worked by now, man.
You would have already broken through, you would have had your big break if it was going
to happen, okay?
It's time to put the raps in the bag, get Stephen back in the band, let Stephen sing
all the songs.
More thorns.
More thorns.
ships this as long as you don't call Atlanta hot lanter I've been to Atlanta
and they all call it hot lanter there just so you know two fewer cards at the
start of each combat raise your max HP by 20 how about you actually suck me
instead no we don't yes you do I was there yesterday where hot lantha bro I
want to play every card of my sleeve is huge and then you play shot no you can't
play shadow melt you play your shives I thought because we have ornamental fan we
would play it but no we're gonna a nun chuck oh two of these and the prolonged
sets us up for next turn unbelievably huge turn not even for me to poop on for
once. And then first card we play next turn draws never mind I was looking at
nunchuck instead of iron club. What's the most irrelevant NHL team? Don't talk to
me. All I'm gonna say is I don't think there's ever been a team that has locked
up last place. Why in because the 2014 Colorado Avalanche are legitimately like
historically bad but they obviously came out on the other side feeling pretty
good but within the last 10 years or so the Canucks are one of the worst
teams that is in the NHL and it's actually awesome. Like we're something
like 12 points behind the 31st team in the league.
CBJ still hasn't beat. Well I mean they're like irrelevant within the league
for sure but they actually have a chance to make the playoffs. The conucks are so bad
I know I keep saying it and people are like please stop talking about hockey we've
told you a hundred times nobody cares. The conucks are so bad and then you say
how bad are they? They're so bad that I actually I saw that we were beating the
Winnipeg Jets on the weekend and I sent mouth a discord message that said
What the fuck and then he said I don't know what to tell you we're bad, too
And then I sent him a picture of our roster and he went okay. That is pretty sad
Like our team is is just like it's basically like I don't say this lightly
Especially if you just discount the injured players we literally have like one good player and
Everybody hates him because he used to be elite
Okay, what card is going to lose exhaust if we do this?
I mean, relax coming back around, not expose, relax coming back around, or, oh okay, whenever
you exhaust the card, that's way better.
How are you so bad?
It's been years.
We almost got over the hump in like 2024.
And then the general manager went all in and the all in gamble was fucked up, totally fucked
up our salary cap.
And then there was locker room strife.
So first we had to trade Bo Horvath because he didn't get along with JT Miller.
And we had to trade JT Miller because he didn't get along with Elias Pederson.
So now we traded like the whole team just because two people had a fight.
We traded both of the people that were fighting.
Whoa!
One strength, one dex once.
I mean, two extra energy on the first turn, kind of crazy, man.
Fuck it, bro.
Means I have to make less decisions.
And honestly, I'll be a pussy about it.
I don't care. Remember when we thought this run wasn't going to make it, bro?
Wait, this guy's actually kind of tough.
You need to play this.
And this? Can we draw a relax? Are we gonna play a relax? I wouldn't mind...
Oh, cuz nonechukes wait off! We can play Thane of Knives and relax!
OOOH!
You're fought, Vlad.
200 damage. Unfortunately for you I have some discards bro.
Huge. Get struck. We literally have enough block anyway.
Just need to dump that next turn. We got double damage
And literally zero attacks
But if we draw we draw only attacks
And
One other card wait wait, where's pen nib pen nib we want to get it ready to go
That won't be necessary.
Don Cherry or Wayne Gretzky? Tough choice. Like as a coach, as a player or like for the smoke circle.
I'm sorry man, like listen.
Don Cherry in the smoke circle.
You know Wayne Gretzky's hitting the blunt and going non-verbal.
Or he's gonna start saying some shit about like when the Oilers won the Stanley Cup in like 1979 Don Cherry I
feel
He wouldn't be going non-verbal let's put it that way you might wish that he
Actually Ron McClain in the smoke circle would go crazy
Because you know you would take one hit he start talking start weaving you a tail that starts with like
like the Lascaux cave paintings or something like that and then ends up being like it ties
into Evgeny Malkin's quest to get 1,200 points.
Yeah, that could be the play, man.
Mankind's always been looking for...
Mankind's always been searching for the quest of immortality.
Ever since the first caveman scratched sulfur across cave walls in the northeast of France,
I could totally see that shit.
You're like, what the fuck bro? It's Canucks Oilers game 2 on Hockey Night in Canada.
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
Anyway, let's mug this guy.
Let's mug this guy. Let's mug him with Shadow Step.
I would like to draw carts.
I can't really so we'll do this
You see intangible that turn
Motherfucker
Now this is good. We play relaxed
Take a little bit of damage
Next turn you're intangible, huh?
hope not to draw a bunch of attacks I drew my best attacks um what else we got
out here actually would be a great turn to well it'd be a great turn to not take
damage but I was just gonna say it would be a great turn to draw a shadow
step which is exactly what the fuck happened man and then next turn we
have to ruin your life that was an incredible draw
Where's my pen nib? Pen nib is close.
Oh, oh, oh. More draw. Worst draw of all time, just dropped. Heartbreaking. 25 free block
next turn it's not out of the question that I could play by the way cinema 29
health 29 block that's huge I could play 29 ships on this very turn literally it
could happen bro
obviously it's not gonna happen but like you already knew that
Any attacks?
Sorry guys, we're going to do one more Slay the Spire 2 run, but I've got to go pee.
Is Slay the Spire 2 too easy?
No, I'm literally just good, man!
I literally just know what I'm doing, and I don't fall victim to what chat does, which
Which is thinking that decks are only good if they have 9 cards and you never rest.
And also they take every rare card in the game.
Get it twisted, the best card in the game is not a rare.
It's literally a card that is fucking awful.
The best card in the game is a card that's like, gain 12 block for 1 energy.
That's the best card in the fucking game.
You've got a lot to learn.
What the hell?
Okay, I gotta go pee. I'll be right back.
All right, we're back gamers.
Here we are slay the spire to we're taking no losses men
You are used to high ascension and say this by one so it's easy to lock in for slay this by or two
Did you really save that comment for like after the 90 second bathroom break man?
That's cringy. Are you seeing the types of chatters you get in slay this fire?
The older wanted to hit me with a little memento mori, but knew I was away from the screen going to the toilet
He saved it until I came back
That's crazy
They want me dead man you see the I did the same thing, but your comment was funny
Your comment was funny to be honest
We gotta try playing the regen man
Whenever you rest, raise your max HP by 5.
Add a Nyaowls.
You actually might like Slay the Spire, too,
because you get to say things like, Nyaowl.
Deal 10 damage, put two random cards from your discard
pile into your hand.
That's why I deserve some eblons for that.
Or I mean, greed for 333 gold is kind of crazy, man.
then you do one combat and you get the earliest shop in the game and buy an awesome relic and like
change your life. Number one, Slay the Spire II noob mistake, overhating curses under raiding gold.
You heard it here first. Number one, victory Royale. Oh, shit, we are about to get down.
Who underrates money? Everybody who takes energy relics instead of tiny house?
Cosmic Indifference.
Gain six block, put a card from your discard pile on top of your draw pile.
Gain seven block, add a random colorless card into your hand.
Cloak of Stars.
Okay, bro, but you have countless videos of you completing the run with 700 gold in your pocket. Oh completing the run, huh?
Sorry, I stopped reading after that part
Ten block for zero kind of crazy, but I I mean I need some attacks the problem is
None of these are attacks. They're all six or seven. I know you're gonna say say that again
Say that again
Block it, bro.
Manifest authority.
You always take best card available.
First time you gain block from each combat, double the amount gained.
If you have no potion, well, we need a tax, bro.
Forge A, put sovereign blade in your hand from anywhere.
Wait, devastating, excuse me, 30 damage for 1, but it costs 4 stars?
Wait, that is kind of incredible.
Seems kind of amazing. Wait, but 14 damage to all enemies for three stars is also amazing.
Isn't that what you gave Ladybird? Excuse me, I would give Ladybird five stars without a doubt.
That's my goat right there.
Now you're right 13 block 4g10 isn't too bad either.
I don't know what the upgrade is though 16-13.
Well this feels like the most important decision of the entire run.
Give me an Astral Pulse, AOE tends to be more annoying than anything else.
And then honestly, first turn, getting a big block seems really nice.
I could take a Devastate too, but we'll be way low on stars.
It's uncommon, could reasonably show up again.
We need to do more damage.
I would say you cut a defend some and forth to get more stars.
Can you explain?
You might be right, but I need you to explain your thought process.
How does this give us more stars?
Nevermind. OK. All right.
I mean, it would be sick if it if it gave us eight stars
for one energy and also gave us a sovereign blade. No doubt about that.
Okay, we take that.
Let me spend two on you, one on you, and kill you. Okay.
Dude, I've been fucking with the regen. This is literally the second run I've ever done as this character.
done as this character. I'm so fucking scared. It gave us one of the greatest
colorless cards I could have ever asked for. Sinvita, hello! I'm being dead ass with
you, Sinvita. Are you fucking with Slay the Spire? I don't know if you're a
Spirehead or not. It's kind of like CZN except, and I mean this with love
for both games, it's like CZN except you can't just put your credit card
into the game to like get a robot angel that then gives you 500 damage per turn if you just
drag the cards on top of the enemies. I think, I mean hidden cash, hidden cash is what we want.
We want to be able to play our Star Wars cards every time. And the question is do we want
to do elites the answer might be yes not really all right all right it's my
favorite game of all time but all right all right it's I think it's the best
game ever made in history
What's CZN?
Cog Zero Nitro.
It has a little widget on the bottom of the can.
So when you pour it, it pours it with that frothy Cog Zero head that you're used to
getting when you get like a draft Cog Zero at like a real pub.
You can actually get it like in the comfort of your own home, which is crazy. It was a really it was a big invention
Okay low key though, how often would a fucking or how awesome would a draft coca-cola be? Oh
How and I'm not talking about the soda gun I'm talking about one with the like on tap. Oh
Man, I bet it would be amazing
I actually don't think we're fucking with any of these, believe it or not.
Although, 7 damage to all enemies for 0, we have a good AOE already though, it's not
build it too thick.
Are we well built for elites?
Fuck it bro, what could go wrong?
You're so real for saying this.
I bet the first sodas tasted fucking incredible, man.
I'll do you one better.
I bet the Coke tastes insane right off the line.
Like if you went to the Coke Zero factory and you dipped like a ladle into the vat, I've
never had a fresh soda I think, man.
Like I've never had a Coke that was mixed right there.
I've only had one that was made like 500 miles away and then put in a bottle and shipped
on a truck.
I bet if you dipped the ladle into the vat, it tastes amazing, man.
card in your draw pile gets replayed too.
Well, let's give it a try.
I do have to go to the diner that does it the old fashioned way. Although it broke my heart
when someone online said they went to the diner that does it the old fashioned way and
My buddy sucks.
Motherfucker.
You back on the soda? No, sadly I'm vice signaling. Guys, we're not getting any damage against this guy.
But we do have a flex potion.
Which means it literally doesn't matter. Okay.
Whenever you enter a question mark room, heal 4 HP, 12 damage, next turn draw 2 cards, gain
9 stars, exhaust.
That's a crazy card because it costs 5 to play.
I gotta think about that.
Is it time for us to get 4 ggoing?
We haven't really decided what the deck does, but having an attack that does something
seems like it would be nice.
four for free? Bro it's not free! It costs us a card!
All right, oh it gets retained but I see, I see. So it doesn't lose exhaust.
Riding start, deal 12, next turn draw two. I think, I think we settle for like,
Like, I've almost decided, unfortunately, that this cannot be a forge build.
It's probably too early to decide that, but it seems like our theming is definitely more
on star gain and also spending stars.
It does exhaust?
Yes, but that's the problem, is I don't want it to exhaust.
That's the problem with it.
Honestly, we kill you with such a nice AOE that I think we just kill one of you on this
turn, eat the damage, unfortunately, and live our lives.
Then why would you not get the star card?
Because enemies don't die when you make a lot of stars, bro.
They die when you do a lot of damage.
So I didn't do enough damage to kill this guy.
Oh, cause they have fucking Slippery, they're Slippery.
And they ain't even wet on JoVS.
all right. Pissing me off, get this sword out, Chib needs to see it. Chibley, if you're
still here, I need to know your thoughts on Cracked Out Uncle at Kids' Birthday Party.
Or as Reddit calls it, the hardest video to watch of all time. Because I genuinely
think I saw it this weekend and I thought it was the coolest video I've ever seen in
my life and the guy looks awesome. Show it to me? I don't want to show it to you again.
Content ID matched by cracked out uncle. Reflect could be crazy man. Let's give it a try.
LaMalle. I can't show it also because the Slay the Spire runs are so long that there's
There's a 0% chance this one even finishes by two.
But we're going to finish it anyway, so.
But like, you can want like, okay, I'm watching it right now.
It's so awesome, and it's so sad to me that every single comment is like, I had an uncle
like this, and I'm like, no, you didn't, man, you did not.
This guy's a one of one.
He's diamond into the table.
He's doing a backflip, and he's hitting all these awesome dance moves, and everybody
in the comments is like, everyone hates him. His family hates him. Everyone and he will
never have a real emotional relationship with anyone in his entire life and they want him
dead, man. And he looks so fucking cool. I think he looks fucking awesome. Get flash
of steel bro and guess what take a little bit of that also you're getting
16 damage you literally reflected on you okay does he have kick energy yeah he
kind of has kick streamer energy but it's kind of awesome it's kind of one of
the best things I've ever seen. God, I hate this boss fight, man. Honestly, take six damage
and get ready for like reflection next turn. There's no kids at the kids birthday party.
I mean, I'm listen, you know, I'm the number one redditor, but you can literally trick
read it by just lying in the headline.
Drunk, meth addict uncle at kid's birthday party.
Like you don't fucking know that, dude.
Like the kid is so sad.
You could tell from the kid's face
that he's always gonna have no respect for his uncle.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, it should be called coolest uncle ever
hits that shit at the birthday party.
It really should be though man. It really should be
He doesn't like he would be thank you for saying he looks like he'd be an awesome hang
That guy being in your orbit at a social function would be so awesome. I
Mean, I'm not saying you wouldn't get sick of it at some point, but like as long as you knew what was coming
That's cream ass
We need, we need to give him more stars.
Like I'm the exact opposite of that guy.
I just get to the party, I sit down in the couch
until I leave, but like,
even I can respect that he's awesome, man.
Can I hit you with something crazy?
Don't play your block that gives you 10 block.
Instead, take 3 damage and save your double block for a better block on the next turn.
They're calling him a genius.
They called me a madman.
I think it's kind of sad for a kid's party, but you don't know that it's a kid's party
just because there's a kid there and some birthday cake.
You're just assuming that the Redditor didn't lie in their headline, bro.
The source is ass.
Someone's ass told you what it would be and you believed it.
There's a balloon.
Yeah, but like when you're six, you have like 10 different birthday parties.
You have one at an apartment, you have one at a weird Airbnb with all your millennial
uncles and aunts, and then you have one in a park with like a weird little tent with a bunch
of, with one large pizza and a bunch of your friends from school, man.
What no, buddy, I have a five year old.
You're barking off the wrong tree saying I'm not an authoritative source on this
shit.
Airbnb is crazy.
Am I, can you bag me up here?
Cause these people don't go outside.
They, the dude did a table dive
in a 200 square foot micro suite.
That's Airbnb energy.
There's no shot that that is like their apartment
and he jumped into and destroyed their coffee table.
That's something you do at an Airbnb.
I feel like I'm freaking the fuck out.
This is why we can't have jury trials.
I don't want a jury of my peers.
My peers are intellectually feeble.
They're not critically thinking.
He was on drugs?
That's the Reddit headline talking, man.
He might have been on drugs though,
because otherwise there's no way you do that shit
and you don't say like, oof, after you go through the table.
You didn't say oof, which is crazy, but
at least we gave librarians some content.
If mouth pulled that at your daughter's birthday party and started doing that, would you still find it funny?
I would honestly think I'm not even putting on airs. Did you see the smile that it brought to my face just to imagine it?
It would be the funniest thing by far I think I'd ever experienced firsthand personally in my entire life.
If he just started hitting the like the cross-ups and the frog splash and stuff like that
I would be loving every second of a man.
I would be, it would be the greatest, listen, Kate would be pissed off, especially if it
broke our table, but I would think it was the funniest thing that's ever happened,
without a doubt.
Man, man that would be sick.
I think all these cards suck, can I say that?
I think they're all bad.
Maybe hegemony, outcast voice, hegemony.
That could be our stim for that one.
Glow is goaded.
Now, Card Draw is actually highly overrated.
That's awesome.
And then we don't manifest authority, we save our double block for next turn.
Would you back Kate up if she scolded him?
Yeah, obviously, you can't be doing that shit.
The fact that you can't be doing that shit is exactly why it's so fucking funny.
Like, do you get it?
The reason it's funny is because you can't do it, but he did it, which is why it's hilarious.
It wouldn't be as funny if he was doing something appropriate, the fact that it's inappropriate
is so funny.
We need that.
Oh, and we heal off of every question, Mark.
Chimley slayed this by or two, greatest game ever made.
game ever made.
Bro long!
I do think that kid will grow up and realize how awesome that shit was.
I'll go ahead and say the fact that it is at a little kid's birthday party, if anything
it actually makes it even funnier.
My, yeah, see how many upvotes you get.
See how many upvotes you get on R slash videos.
My well-behaved uncle acting appropriately at my birthday party.
Hey there, Junior, how you doing?
How school?
What grade are you in again?
Six, seven?
Hey, your uncle said six, seven.
Fucking idiots, man.
They probably, the comments would be the same.
I want the uncle to die because he said six, seven.
I want the uncle to die.
They might be saying, where's the dancing uncle?
Please tell me I kill you this turn.
Easiest game of my life.
It's a pass in this household.
The deck just needs its finisher.
Once it gets its finisher, we're pogging up, man.
We don't really want the birdonis egg.
What does it give us?
It gives us like a swipe or something like that?
Peck is two by three damage.
It's a 14 damage, zero costs.
Wait, that's pretty fucking good.
You sold me on that one, Ankh.
I
Move a card add guilty to your deck. Yeah, I can live with that remove bird on a seg
That's your bro, okay, I have to hit you a hundred times
She's not awesome to get you to take any damage whatsoever.
Well, I'm going to play this, even though it uses a double block, I'm going to play it.
And it's true, you do get the little guy on your character as well.
That's worth something.
It's not worth nothing.
Let's gather some light to manifest some authority.
I would love to play that, to be honest with you.
might take us a couple hours. Let's get your slipperiness out of here as soon as possible.
27 damage. It's fucked up. That's as many damage as Catherine Heigl had dresses in that
movie. We got to get slippery out there. And that's terrible. Yeah, the movie's not good,
but it did kind of introduce me to Benny and the Jets, which is a pretty good song. Might
be doing it at this service by calling it only pretty good, to be honest. I mean, if
If I could ever play these, this would be incredible, man.
Okay, we gotta get rid of your slippery-ness at some point.
Shit.
Might be getting a little bit tight, y'all.
Might be getting a little bit fine, y'all.
I live, bitch.
Take a turn to buff.
Take a turn to buff.
Yes, yes, you idiot. Yes.
Next turn, I'm going to fuck you up, bro.
It's going to happen. Six, seven, it's meant to be.
Can I say something as much as it seems to make sense to play eternal
armor? I literally live.
I have to go for the kill.
I lived bitch.
Easy as game of my life. Please give me something that is like does 10x damage where x is the
number of stars you have. Whenever you an attack an enemy it loses one strength this turn.
The end of your turn draw one card and exhaust one card from your hand. Feel 5 damage, forge
Five forges an additional five for every other time you've hit this turn.
Do they make good cards for this guy? I know, man!
Tierney's good. No spoilers, bro. I haven't finished Game of Thrones yet.
He's the diminutive lad, right?
Fuck it, bro.
Let's try tyranny.
We'll figure it out, man.
We'll figure it out.
You can say that.
I chose my word carefully, okay?
Enchant a card with clone.
card can be duplicated at rest sites. What would I want? Duplicated, man. I honestly have
no idea. I mean, a shirt here and he, at some point I need to hit. The bird, like, it's
14 damage even though 14 damage for zero is good, but I
Guess you would want to draw like 12 of those. You know what?
You're kind of selling me, bro
You're kind of selling me on this in insane idea
I and this one
This one might be a little goofy, so I promise I won't blame you when I lose
I want to try to hit as many campfires as possible, I think
So I literally had blocks in the back
Which is why I'm so fucking pissed off that I have no blocks in my fucking hand
and watch him steal it.
That would be really funny.
Wait, I don't give a fuck if you take Manifest Authority, bro.
this you can just not pick it up after yeah that's why I'm that's why I said it
I guess you got to be dead this time
you can skip it on the rewards huge if true
Sorry, every just get, you have to think and in your head you just go...
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Na-na-na-na.
Yeah, I would take that.
Na-na-na-na-na.
Da-da-dan-dan-dan.
Da-dan-dan-dan.
Didi-dee-dee-dee
Yes, please? Yes, please? Yes, please?
Told you I'm an early and panic on Funko Tron
Didi-dee-dee
Bubble-bobble-double-dribble-double-dragon-f0
Harvest Moon
Donkey Kong Jr. map. I can't remember if that's what comes next.
But the start of your turn gains 6 vigor. You'll 9 damage, choose 1 of 3 cards to put
your draw honestly we want this because it helps us on every turn can I do 32
damage to you nah man not even close I bet you think it's real funny that my
deck fucking sucks I'm gonna die huh
Okay, now we're talking, though.
Don't this.
Hit you hard.
I could stun you.
I will stun you.
Did you win that silent run?
Bro, it's every day for a beast like me.
And the whole time it was happening, the worst part is everybody was going, no!
No!
No, he's gonna win and make us look stupid because we all thought he was gonna lose.
But I don't know, I mean as much as I want to be a crowd pleaser, I...
I got him, I drew cards that beat him, so I had to play it, it wouldn't have been honest.
But I didn't play the cards that beat him.
He's droid.
Um...
Are you... are you getting there?
All your does more damage for all your cards that have a cost one two three
Fort we have four cards that have a cost
So you do 14 damage for one. Yeah, you're you're pretty good man
Timothy is winning this week. I don't give a fuck I
Hope when he wins best actor for Marty Supreme he gets on stage and he says fuck opera fuck ballet
Fuck Mozart fuck
Tchaikovsky, fuck Boryshnikov, ping pong on top, ping pong stays winning forever.
Keep table tennis out your damn mouth.
Imagine.
Gain 75 block. If you take unblocked combat damage you die.
Nah
Little too rich for my blood to be honest with you
Kind of annoying to keep you one away from getting stunned, but it is what it is
Have a watch the yeah, cuz I'm afraid I'll be critiquing the table tennis you don't need to see it. He plays a jock
Just a classic like
sports ball movie for meatheads it's about a damn overgrown man child you
get the idea can I get a star please starting to sound like myself during
Mario Party can't play any of my attacks man and though definitely a
meathead jock one-dimensional villain it's like a classic good versus evil
tale. The good guy is the American guy. Of course. And the bad guys from somewhere else.
I wasn't really paying that much attention. Because every time he was on the screen I
went BOO! BOO!
This isn't even an elite fight now. I think I'm just going to die on the basic ambi.
Little embarrassing.
Endo was using a non-regulation racket, is the other thing.
What's your debuff?
I don't care, you gotta die.
Fuck it, I'm still taking 8 fucking damage, god damn it.
I didn't feel any empathy for Timmy's character.
I thought he was insufferable, but I still really liked the movie.
Wrong.
It's actually, it's impossible to like a movie unless the good guy is good.
Personally I wouldn't be caught saying that a movie where I mean that's why I think he's a protagonist because you're supposed to be pro
everything that he does oh
Shit guys, I'm gonna fucking die
And I have no means to stop it unless
You'll seven damage to a random enemy X times bro, I can't do this I can't hit you for nine
And then I could hit you for another 14
And I can't play anything else
Yeah, I use his stars it's no good he took and make it so I think I've learned so we're gonna run one more back
You can blame Chad on that one. I actually blame the fact that I don't know what I'm doing with the region
We're gonna try to run one more back like insanely quickly could have reflected, but I didn't have any stars
No, so now I'm blaming Chad after all that I'm blaming Chad
Question is I think I think we just build sword
99 gold for one of two packs of cards
I've never done this before. Let's give it a try. Can I see what's in this? I don't know
what all these cards do, man. I don't know what all these cards do. You can click on
it to preview. That makes a lot of sense. I mean, I do think that Reflect was pretty
good. Devastate is awesome if we could actually play it. You know what, let's fucking try it, man.
Let's fucking try it.
Now of course we can't play it. I could have told you that.
The only thing we care about at all is being able to play Devastate at some point. Do we
Do we have a hidden cache? Is that what was in that? No, it's a venerate.
So we have to wait for venerate to come back.
You can play it right now. My bad, y'all.
Do we start? Oh, we started with three swords.
I thought we started with two.
There must have hotfixed that in the last one.
Just saw on Reddit, my cool uncle could finally make it to my birthday party this year.
Is this bait or does someone finally appreciate him?
Because that's my goat.
We need to be able to gain stars to play our cards.
It's both.
When someone gets mad at your real opinions or you describe it as rage bait, that's what
it's all about, man.
If I'm being honest, I think falling star kinda sucks this turn.
Come on!
Well, somebody's gonna get fucked up next turn.
That's the important part.
literally vibing and people are hating. Can I just say that at no point does
anybody say fuck him for breaking the table? Like if they said hey this is a
pretty sweet act but buddy shouldn't have broken the table I would have been
like you know what fair enough they got to buy a new table but instead they're
all they're all like he's getting attention he's getting attention when
I should be getting attention. You probably bought him a new table anyway. Quick crying.
The backflip is so good too. I would like to gain a colorless card reward. By the way,
I didn't even read the other cards. Do not expect me to do anything smart on this run.
I'm literally going to play as fast as possible. Are you talking about the guy who is literally
on crack. No disrespect. Can I have a source for the opinion that he's on crack? Can I have
a source? Can I have a double blind study that shows how you figured out that he was
under the influence of crack cocaine? I know right now you're freaking out trying to
figure out how to not say um the reddit headline I sold it to him oh so you
engage in commerce
okay oh good honestly I think we're gonna like cloak of stars that's what that
is what happens when you have one coke zero that's what straight-edge 14 year
kids think happens if you have an Americano as well.
Adbreak equals madbreak.
Happy Narwhalp, no disrespect, you've been on adbreak for like 40 minutes, man.
I think something's wrong with your browser.
It's a long-ass adbreak, man.
You got me confused with somebody else.
Yeah, wait, nobody at him.
Nobody at him and tell him that his browser's messed up.
He's feeding families right now.
My family.
More stars, please.
care. What the hell am I doing? No, here's the thing, write this down if you're new to
say this fire. You literally can't go wrong just upgrading dramatic entrance. Now, Unk
is lit. I'm so glad that I found my tribe, man. People are watching this video, you can
literally only take 20 damage a turn. Okay, good to know. People are watching this video
and going, this guy's awesome, and I've never felt more seen in my entire fucking life,
That's so great.
He's unfortunately the man.
I'm literally jealous of him.
Glad you're keeping swag a lot.
I mean for some of us it never died.
But I'm glad you're glad.
put it that way. Dude you're so right they fucking should take the comments from
the awesomest uncle ever video and put them on the video of the kids breaking
the table because that I when the kids break the table with a bunch of bricks
nobody fucking said anything. Nobody went hey those kids shouldn't have been
messing around with the table. Everyone went, what a funny video that reminds me of my childhood.
And that table was made of fucking glass, man. Someone could have been very badly hurt.
It's so crazy how this run is literally better than the last run.
I don't know if we actually need more.
Why not take them and then start cutting strikes.
I swear the Burger CEO shit is a viral sigh up.
So that was another video that I saw and I kind of liked it when I thought we were
all dunking on the McDonald's CEO but then people started saying insane shit about them
and like I mean it's the cycle of the internet.
like I want him to die and I was like I think it's just he was eating the burger
like a robot but it ain't it ain't that bad in the whole scheme of things
you wear a button up with the top button done up why are you rooting for the
fun uncle? Fun uncle can wear the button up with the top button done up
You're judging me for the clothes that I wear, not the actual fabric of my character, and
you think that makes you based?
Guess what?
You're right.
Oftentimes, those instincts will take you far in this fucked up world.
Let me think about this for a brief moment.
Is this the turn where we want to stun you?
No, but it's the turn where we stun you nonetheless.
Thoughts on tying the strings on your hoodie?
I know that Gen Z thinks they invented that.
Oh, I know they're saying we're the first generation to ever tie strings on our hoodies.
You're not, bro. Millennials were the first generation to tie the strings on our hoodies.
We were the first people to do it.
You're always trying to steal our flow, man. It's so embarrassing.
I take the strings out. Actually, base for a laundry max, or chivalry.
Game nine block return this card to your hand.
Okay kind of awesome for a guy like me who just got hit for 50.
Gen X sitting in the background saying the same thing.
Shut up uncle, unless you're going to break dance and do a frog splash in the middle of
the kids birthday party.
I thought I told you to shut up and okay, okay, uncle.
We got the Empire Strikes Back playing in the basement.
We got Back to the Future playing in the attic.
Choose your movie.
They never shut up about pogs.
They're always asking us to remember stuff.
Have you noticed that?
Gen X is always saying some shit like, they're always trauma dumping about how like their
mom sold all their sports cards when they went to college.
saying some crazy shit like that it's a bit of an overkill but oh you get you get so much
stronger over time we we get ready to kill you for the next one that's huge yeah because
that is traumatic? No comment. I guess I'll have to take your word for it. I don't know,
man. Millennials get dunked on a lot. Nope. I would say we're the, uh, the only generation
above criticism. I mean how could it not be this? Pay 35 gold, transform a card and continue
feasting or upgrade a random card. I'd rather pay 35 gold, transform a strike and keep eating
Bro, that seems OK.
Pay 35 gold, upgrade a random card, continue feasting.
Yeah, bro, OK.
Pay 35 gold, transform a card, and continue feasting.
Go, my god.
The start of your turn, forge four.
Add feeding frenzy to the deck, gain five strength.
this turn. Fuck it. You could eat more, but you're out of gold. Relatable. Ice, ice soup.
Am I right, chatters? At the start of combat, apply one week to all enemies. Okay, we absolutely
need the rest. Guys this run is also going nowhere. It's not flexing we know
you're rich. Okay whose fault is that bro? Yeah exactly. I thought we were gonna
die but this guy is actually really easy.
We have good enough cards to generate stars.
We had one more energy left, by the way.
gain 5 strength, big bang, sovereign blade, next turn gain energy and a star, retain your
hand this turn. I don't really want to retain Becken if that's okay with everybody. I think
I think I'm gonna be retaining back in though. That's all right. Five strength big bang sword
okay. True true true. True true. I spice in the chat. We love her. We love her. We only
know the two songs by her. I only know he be like do-do-do and we only know the Spongebob song and
really only that one part that she repeats over and over. But we love her. Don't care for this,
We care for this. You know that boys a liar part two? Yeah, I know that I know the sample at least
Chippley was into it for a while, but then he's moved on to country western music
He's listening to a lot of Willie Nelson lately
Which, honestly, good for you, man. Oh, shit, he's fucking intangible, bro. Fucking idiot.
I love Willie Nelson. I'll put another dime in the jukebox, baby.
I love wedding crashers, that's a real-ass millennial right there, because I really don't
have another attack, huh?
That seems impossible.
play of all time. Any movie with Rachel McAdams and Isla Fisher is good. Can I say something?
I think that's true, literally speaking, but I also think that the only movie that they're
in together is Wedding Crashers. So I don't think that that's necessarily like, that's
a sample size of one, man. 21 damage to all enemies. Fill your hand with debris.
awesome at the end of combat game 30 gold not awesome I think we're gonna lose
again you'll six damage every three skills you play a turn put this into
your hand
Everyone's talking about Alice and Brie, bro.
Crash Landing can carry.
I guess, actually, that's a good point.
It fills your hand with debris, but your hand just goes through your discard pile.
As long as you kill them fast enough afterwards, it's not that big of a deal.
You're so real, you didn't even get the fucking cheese, bro.
You may re-roll each card reward once, gain energy at the start of each turn, card rewards
can now contain rewards from different colors.
At the start of each combat gain 6 stars, they did a great job with the actor rewards.
Because every actor reward I go, whoa, that's awesome.
The only one I'm not fucking with is makes your strikes cost zero.
And then this, this seems like stealth A20 action.
Cargo Ward's, because we want stars,
I actually feel like this is kind of gonna be bad.
Star me off with six stars instead of three.
And then, it's seven?
Oh, no, you're just saying six, seven, how glib.
How droll, Niles.
Got you.
Now we can get big star payoffs.
Yeah, like September Girls, right?
Or that 70's show theme song.
Damn, they're saying how does NL have such a breadth of classic rock knowledge?
Upon review, Isla Fisher has actually been in a lot of horrible movies.
Sorry.
I could have told you that.
Like, I'm pretty sure she hasn't really done...
I mean, it's good that she's working, but, uh, wait, he did take our bad card!
That's awesome!
But I don't think she's done much that's really made it into the Classics catalog,
obviously wedding, wedding crashers. Maybe wedding crashers too when it comes out.
Because you play guitar hero bro, they don't have September girls and guitar hero.
It's more like a psycho killer type beat but
we're energy, you spend gain energy. I'm trusting the people who say it's sick. I'm letting chat
play the run like a real streamer I will give you strike dummy for two relics
oddly smooth stone and shovel dude shovel could change the fucking game for us bigly here or
it could give us nothing but it could change the fucking game
Any movie with Amy Adams and Jeremy Renner is going to be arriving in my top 10.
Did you guys know, sorry, I love Letterbox.
I think it's the worst platform to discuss movies except all of their platforms that have ever been tried.
But there's some indefensible stuff in Letterbox.
Did you know that Revenge of the Sith is in more top fours than the Empire Strikes Back?
Revenge of the Sith is like the, I think it's like the 22nd most top-forward movie on the, on the platform.
Which is truly, other stuff that's in there that's insane is like how to lose a guy in 10 days is in the top 100.
Also, 10 things I hate about you, and I'm not even saying they're wrong about this one.
I thought 10 things I hate about you was like 8th or something like that, but I do have to
say that I saw it when it came out, and I just kind of lumped it in with all other
like teen comedies from that era.
So I thought it was pretty good when I saw it when I was like 12th.
Maybe I have to see it again as an adult to like to see if it's actually awesome
And when I was a kid, I just sort of thought it was a movie and I was the one that was off
Obviously you should play that first my bad y'all
Play this
Okay that
Donnie Darko, 30. Okay, pump the brakes, kid. That's a millennial classic. Wouldn't be in
my top four, but what I do think is really good, deals two additional damage for all
cards that have a star's cost. One, two, three, four, five. Sixteen damage for one, pretty
good. Any movie with Jake Gyllenhaal and Seth Rogen is going to make it into my top four for
sure, man. One strength and one dex eventually. Sharp two, block two, or the first time you
play this draw two cards, all around I'm still really good. I was gonna put that on dramatic
entrance and be like I'm the smartest man in the world. Pantograph. When you spend or gain
stars, deal three damage to all enemies. I feel like that's kind of core for what we're going
for and you work well with what we've already got going on and then you're gonna cut a
strike because we don't give a fuck about it. I think we got something good going on.
Did you know Jaws is not in the letterbox top 500? No joke. I know this is very like,
if anything, this is almost like a literal baby boomer take. But Jaws is so criminally
underrated on letterboxed. It's at like a 3.9 or something. It's so sad to me.
The kids these days are not fucking with Jaws.
First time you, I said, firsts, first, did you watch it recently?
I watched it like a year ago, bro.
I gave it a five out of five and said, this is one of the greatest movies of all time.
First time each combat, you exhaust the skill, add a copy to your hands, a skill.
That's the one right there.
Too much talking, not enough sharking.
Maybe if they put an animated Spider-Man in it.
Be a little bit more your speed.
Whoa!
He's always so surprised that I'm buying something from your shop.
Like, bro, you put the items out there.
Of course they're good.
You're my king.
huge huge orbit me holy shit spider versus catching
strays it's not a stray it's higher rated than jaws bro that's a direct attack
wait our deck is actually awesome
judging users letterbox accounts would go crazy everybody's innocent on
letterbox? There's just one thing I will say. If anything in your top four doesn't have a
five-star rating, I consider you performative. What the fuck do you mean it's one of the best
four movies you've ever seen in your entire life and you gave it a four?
Like that just doesn't make any damn sense to me.
Any movie with Richard Dreyfus and Roy Scheider's got to be in my top four?
I don't think Letterbox would be in my top or Jaws would be in my top four on Letterbox, but it is always like a perfect movie
There's just some movies that are a little bit more perfect like Spider-Verse
I don't think we play this
There's always room for improvement, nothing's a five
The best thing ever is not deserving of the highest rating
Sorry, I think I'm being baited
But it is safe that people actually talk that way about video game reviews in like the 2000s, so I have PTSD about it
There'd be like yeah, no, it's the best game ever. That's why I gave it a nine because nothing's perfect
Okay, then motherfucker then nine is ten you fucking idiot
nine is ten then
So you're giving everything ten
Pissing me the fuck off
Pissed me to fuck off. On my birthday, no less. On my fucking birthday.
They do sound like OnSungJay on culinary class wars, except he was a little bit more like...
This season, I thought he was a little bit more like, nice with it.
Happy birthday, man. Yeah, thanks. Four and a half.
Five fucking hours into the stream. Happy birthday. Thanks.
Really appreciate it.
Gain zero block?
Wait, that's bad.
Why do I have minus seven decks, bro?
Whatever, hit me a little bit, I guess.
What the fuck am I doing here?
Killing you I suppose.
Gain one strength, all enemies lose one strength.
I'd be so dead at killing you.
Choosing whatever you want with foregone conclusion is crazy.
But do I know what I would choose?
No.
So I'm going to skip because I don't know what I'm doing.
Definitely start there.
Definitely give me my fucking energy back.
So real for that.
I mean if I had a bullet time I would pick it every time bro.
But this deck, much like every other subsequent time I played the regent, I don't know what
I'm doing.
I just play my cards.
Air go.
I think it makes the most sense to just play my cards again.
Weirdly enough, the, wait, choose a skill in your hand, play it three times, holy.
enough, the run where I felt like I understood what I was doing the most, was 100% this is
so funny, was 100% the one where I lost on my GAC2. I mean I could do a bunch of damage
to you. I don't think I can quite kill you, but I could hit you pretty hard. That's an
elite. I can handle the mango. I think you just skip on this one. And then we dig. Meal
ticket. We can do this man. We can do this and then after we do this I definitely
got to go pee. I'll tell you that for free. Which I shouldn't. I should charge you
money for that because there's people who would pay probably.
We have eight stars. Just play blocks.
How much does this guy piss?
I had, I had oatmeal for breakfast as one of the wettest breakfasts.
I drank a bottle of water on the bike.
I've had two bottles of sparkling water.
I've had a large booster juice.
I had a cup of tea when I got home because my throat was feeling a little dry.
I mean, we're going through it right now.
Actually, my voice is held up rather nicely.
I'm pleased with that.
Eight, nine block.
Not great.
Why are you taking issue with me?
It is one of the wettest breakfast, bro.
You pour like 150 milliliters of water into it to make it.
This is huge.
We exhaust the big bang.
Oh, my hand is fucking full and I'm stupid.
But that's okay because we're going to own you.
You can say it. You can say, own in, own in you or shown in, maybe shown in, shown in you.
No crash landing this time.
But I'm out of the stars.
Seems impossible.
Why do Americans underrate poutine so much?
I've been asking myself the question my entire life probably it makes no fucking sense to me
They'll look at a perfect food and be like this fucking sucks
Raby's actually awesome my wife is becoming more Canadian by the day
her go-to like lunch now is like an A and W teen burger with French fries and then she gets a side
of gravy to dip the fries in. It's actually it's so like 1997 Canadian posting and it's great because
she'll eat like 75% of it and then she'll bring it all downstairs for me to compost and then
I'll go do you want me to compost this? Do you want me to compost this for you? Are you all
done with this and then she goes yeah you can toss it and then I go
I'm just eating and then don't eat all the fries but eat like all but two of the
fries and then throw two fries in the composter like yeah I still did what I
said I was gonna do I need an attack so that I can face this fella that way we
take less damage this is your brain on cardio yes sir yes sir I have to go
peace oh man such a perk of having an SO bless my girlfriend oh shit I retained
my whole fucking hand no
Whatever we live me personally I prefer not to kill you and then give you like 99 block or whatever
It's not me bro, it's the piss
Stop this is a fetish and whose fault is that bro? That's not my fault. This is a bodily function. Oh
Shit, I gave him 99 strength
It's actually 99 block nephew my bed
This game is asked by harder, well me looking for this, okay, I'll be right back
We're back y'all.
Guards is actually a good fucking card.
Can I say that?
Wait, but Big Bang is actually awesome for us as well.
Second Big Bang.
Max HP by 31 all chart all card rewards have glam or three cards have swift three buddy
okay 31 max HP is something but swift three on dramatic entrance is insane
Swiff three on the big bang that gets copied.
Oh, that's great synergy.
I think we'll just, we'll end up with too much shit in our hand though.
Like that's a given.
Take the glam.
I don't want to take any more cards though.
If you get above 25 cards in your deck, 14-year-olds on Twitch start to make fun
of you.
Bad for your self-esteem.
Fuck it, bro. I'm gonna do it.
And then we want to continue to dig.
On particle wall it would be insane. It's only on the first time you play it, but I had the exact same thought process.
Start here in case you're oh my god, you're fucked lad
I don't even have any shit for you to fill my hand with bro
wait this deck is actually good I do think we could do worse than child of
stars I think now we I think we have our deck now I think we have our deck meal
ticket for razor tooth every time you play an attack or skill upgraded for the
remainder remainder of combat fuck his fence at the start of cut no no no trade
happy flower for war paint not enough it's meal ticket for razor-tooth
a 66 gold divine three times this is such a fun mechanic man do I care about
gaining a debt don't we have a shop we have a shop I'm gonna divine six times
bro. Big divination. What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this, man? Huge. Oh, I got a...
that was three. There you go. This is gonna be like a rare card it looks like.
Treasure unveiled. Do I really need... do I seriously need this little corner right
here all right I don't want to risk getting like a curse or something just
give me this that's so funny 10 gold gorgit and I mean Comet seems to be kind
awesome for us. It's Gourgette. Alright, buddy. That shit cost me a damn curse. Definitely.
Definitely get owns, feeding frenzy, crash landing, dude wait this deck is awesome, wait
maybe this character is actually incredible.
has been. Oh, I retained my whole hand. Oh, man. What's the card that retains my whole
hand again? I gotta stop playing that garbage. Convergence. What's convergence again? Okay,
Okay, so we don't have to just go like head-empty play it immediately is what you're trying to say to me
That's that Apple TV show bro you're talking about Finch
You don't hear that many people talk about Finch anymore
Does anyone I have a theory I have a theory that no one on earth has ever seen the Tom Hanks science fiction
Apple TV plus original movie Finch
It's my personal belief that nobody on earth has ever actually seen this film.
I saw Finch, bullfucking shit.
No you didn't.
Be so fucking for real with me.
Oh yeah, you've seen Finch?
Oh yeah, okay, sure, yeah, I bet you have.
Oh, have you seen Finch?
Go ahead and type the name of Tom Hanks' character.
A real Finchhead would know that, okay?
Finch? Holy shit, he has seen it.
What the fuck?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Sire, I'm sorry,
I didn't know it was you.
The prophecy foretold of your,
one day you would come and visit us
and tell us all about the Tom Hanks movie, Finch.
I had no idea.
I didn't play Convergence this time, did I?
Why did I play that?
For that matter.
It's crazy that it's the story of what happened to that dude who fucks Diffler's mom from
American Pie 2.
Guess he might have fucked her in American Pie 1 for all I know.
That seems pretty fucking good, man.
He did?
I gotta see that again.
Just in my head nonstop now.
Just as you can never reference the song without it being in your head forever, man.
you mega crit for putting curses on top in the removal card UI they're crazy for
this one I also think all these kind of suck to be honest was that clips of
Dover no bro it was that Eric Johnson song from guitar hero three legends of
rock.
You're fucked, bud.
Now we gotta think, though.
Unfortunately, I think you just play
all the cards that have Enchantments. It's that simple.
The Child of the Stars.
Orbit me.
I'm playing Orbit like I'm
Season one of the devil's plan. You know what I'm talking about more of a you song type joke. I suppose
Definitely do want to play Comet
Definitely do want to play this
Definitely do want to play alignment
Into a big bang
We have seven fucking energy, bro
I have five fucking energies still.
Probably play crash landing a little earlier.
Oh my god we can't play crash landing.
We drew through like our whole deck.
that gets so good man I'm about to hit 94 wood cutting the shit fire isn't 94
like one eighth of the way to get into 99 though I'm just trying to say you got
like a long you got a long trip ahead of you don't you 92 is halfway that's
Ruthless man. Don't retain your whole hands. Back to Lumbridge, buddy. We do have to play
some CS this week, man. Yeah, I'm thinking we got to play some CS this week. I can't
play both of these. I will just play the good one, then.
PUBG instead. Ghibli, are you still here?
Bella said PUBG.
Wait a second. Wait a second, the deck fucking sucks, man!
I don't know, because when I spend stars, it does a little bit of that. You could take this.
When you spend stars, it does damage, and then we kill you.
and you give us a potion a potion belt I mean nine strength removed from enemies
kind of crazy bombardment keeps going off 18 damage bro 18 damage there's
nothing every turn yeah what about nine damage every turn that you draw this card
whatever you guys have been good you deserve something he said two energy
once let's go bro whatever you have to dig okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
you definitely love these and then this is big this is huge you certainly would
like to play this before you play anything else, even though I didn't. This, everything
wants some stars. So we're probably not going to play Alignment. This level hits you pretty
good you were already weak huh whatever I can live with that dramatic entrance
kind of looks like the poster for punch drunk love I'm just gonna go ahead and
say it man punch drunk love second lowest on my Paul Thomas Anderson ranking I've
been too good today I wanted to give you something that would piss you off I
i wasn't here i'm not rage-baiting though i genuinely think
what the fuck
in my heart of hearts
i think my rating is i haven't seen phantom thread
and i haven't seen
uh...
licorice pizza
and i saw magnolia when i was thirteen
and i saw inherent vise on an airplane when i i did not give a fuck
i'm thinking it's boogie nights number one
really close to there will be blood
I do think one battle after another is third for me and then inherent vices at the bottom
and then it's punch drunk love over that and then I got to figure out where Magnolia is
going to go.
I got to go see it again.
I got to see the master too.
Convergence.
I do not want to retain my hands.
i will just hit you very hard
i'm being told you have to play bombardment
so i will
And then I will pass my turn.
Mm-mm.
Owns.
And you're taking the turn off.
Oh my god, you fucking suck.
You're going to feel so fucking stupid, bro.
We really need to take a turn to generate a shitload of stars.
Sorry to mention La La Land.
You play a Devastate? If you play a Devastate, you can't play a Hidden Cache.
Let's get our Star Game up so we can actually play what I want to play.
Magnolia kind of Tom Cruise's best movie? Yeah, but have you seen Finch?
Boutful.
not even sweating that brown eyed Baldy of the Northlands
are yeti my interest a little bit can you keep up the whole 18 minute song yeti brown
night, baldy of the lowlands. Slay this pyre as cards in hands, which could really work
with that. I literally just thought of it in the shower. Are you showers at like 2.30
p.m.? Listen, we've got bigger things to be dealing with, but of all the times to shower,
That's one of the craziest, man.
That's one of the...
2.30 p.m. shop.
5.30 is even crazier.
5.30 doesn't save you yet.
That's...
Listen, God love you.
5.30 p.m. is a crazy time to shower, unless you were working a blue-collar job.
I'm in E.S.T.?
Well, yeah, I gathered that.
save some stars man. You're working in the lava factory, yeah that's what I'm saying man.
I'm not dry until three hours later, you don't have fucking hair. This is the number one thing
that you have to learn about being on the internet. No matter what the difference is
between you and another person, the difference makes their life easier than yours. I get
made fun of for being bald non-stop and then people will also be like being bald
this seems so easy it's so great it's so crazy man it actually is a huge buff in
the shower I'm not gonna lie to you but when you have hair you're not even allowed
to shower right like people online will tell you it's bad for you name one way
suffer from baldness? Head gets cold in the wintertime? That's true. Just wear a beanie.
How about you just shave your fucking head? Virtue Signaler? Oh, it must be so easy to
be bald shave your fucking hair off then bro
there we go oh must be nice to be able to afford a Phillips 1 blade
did he yesterday fuck I did it like three days ago it never ends I slept with
skin pill bugs hat you fucking moron knock knock knock knock bitch you forgot
to close your garage door I just thought you'd like to know in case you
we're thinking about doing some shit in there that you don't want other people to see you fucking idiot
It's so true it does balance on her head like a mattress balance is on a bottle of wine your lepid skin peel box
Head. What the fuck was he talking about man?
Anyway, that was say this prior to I had a great time. Um
See you tomorrow y'all
Later. What was he talking about? I don't know, man. I'll ask him.
If I see him, I'll be sure to give him the message. Name that movie.
Can you name that movie?
It's not Finch. Sorry to tell you it's not Finch.
blood simple you got it bingo dude you fucking got it bloods the first one I
saw bingo dude it is blood simple the Coen brothers debut