BAN COUNCIL FT @extraemily @fanfan @misterarther @itskatchii - STREAMING WITH @jasontheween AFTER?

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10-09-2024 · 8h 35m

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[00:00:30] Hey chat!

[00:00:32] Have you said hello to everyone whilst we wake up Mr. Polym?

[00:00:37] No?

[00:00:38] It's the polite thing to do.

[00:00:42] Or, if you're one of the homies,

[00:00:45] then, go ahead and say

[00:00:50] Yo, those of you joining us late,

[00:03:05] is your last chance to say

[00:04:42] Figure out the habit of disease

[00:04:44] I would rather just sign on

[00:04:46] Can't give you all the personal trouble with this

[00:04:48] I don't want to just sign on

[00:04:54] Can't give you any other person from London to understand

[00:07:16] Yeah, 137

[00:07:32] Look how hard it is in my mouth

[00:12:47] Okay, yeah, it's tough like Texas

[00:12:50] Water burger

[00:12:51] Water burger

[00:12:52] Whoa, that's good shit

[00:13:02] Water burger

[00:13:03] Whoa, that's good shit

[00:13:15] What makes it taste good?

[00:13:16] It's a spicy ketchup

[00:13:18] I like sticking the hard

[00:13:20] There's a little black thing

[00:13:22] I love sticking the hard

[00:13:24] But burgers and the hard

[00:13:26] Um, chicken fingers in my mouth and ensuing them hard hard.

[00:13:54] Now that's good shit.

[00:13:55] Hey chat.

[00:14:38] Have you said hello to everyone whilst we wait for Mr. Polym?

[00:14:43] No?

[00:14:44] It's the polite thing to do.

[00:14:49] If you're one of the homies, then go ahead and say,

[00:14:56] Yo, those of you joining us late, is your last chance to say,

[00:17:17] Doctors, to figure out I have a disease.

[00:18:50] I would rather just not know,

[00:18:52] to reveal a person from Lildus.

[00:18:54] I don't want to go to the doctors,

[00:18:56] to figure out I have a control over this.

[00:19:02] I don't know how to do it.

[00:21:08] Have you said hello to everyone

[00:21:09] whilst we wait for Mr. Pollen?

[00:21:12] No?

[00:21:13] It's the polite thing to do.

[00:21:18] If you're one of the homies.

[00:21:20] Then, go ahead and say,

[00:21:25] yo, those of you joining us late.

[00:23:44] Oh my god. My god.

[00:23:53] We are back at it again. Listen, guys.

[00:23:58] Sorry for the lateness. I was up late last night with the girls.

[00:24:05] Plus, today's gonna be a longer stream, so honestly, it evens out.

[00:24:09] Um...

[00:24:11] Yeah. Yeah, it's not Pogo.

[00:24:14] One year of this. Wow.

[00:24:16] You're a chat. I'm telling you, man, things be snowballing, you're losing control of the ball.

[00:24:25] Oh, man, dude. Oh, man. Oh, man, dude. What is this? Okay, it's chat arena. Oh, how are we doing, guys?

[00:24:40] How are we doing? Man, dude.

[00:24:44] Well, today might be a triple. I think Jason the Ween's coming over today too, so we're

[00:24:56] going to hang out with him a little bit later. The reason I wouldn't have my alt channels

[00:25:00] because I was testing how I can stream to his ingest so he can get this feed from this

[00:25:04] house. So yeah, we might gotta keep my phone going.

[00:25:09] chin yeah yeah yeah yeah triple chin the triplets are looking glorious okay

[00:25:17] we're going to work so uh I think I think we're gonna get set up with uh

[00:25:23] I roll toolkit I think so let me double check ET yeah I think we'll be able to

[00:25:30] do it I'll wait till he gets here if you're gonna be around ET yeah make sure

[00:25:33] works try hard

[00:25:36] uh... should be good

[00:25:39] should be good

[00:25:41] uh...

[00:25:42] did arthur meet fan fan yet yes fan fan is here she's in the house she's asleep

[00:25:48] hopefully good morning everyone so uh...

[00:25:51] yet today's gonna be a while did gray hair sticking out

[00:25:54] it did uh... shh i mean with the most shit going on it's gonna be even more

[00:25:58] gray

[00:25:59] i'm not surprised i'm gonna be a silver fox by it by the end of the year and

[00:26:02] that's two months

[00:26:04] uh... i'm keeping it honest guys

[00:26:07] he had nick assembling all the asian streamers like the avengers

[00:26:10] i mean

[00:26:11] while trickles up the other ones that keep showing up bro i'm not a man

[00:26:16] like the other ones that keep showing up it's not like i'm going out hunting for

[00:26:18] asians

[00:26:19] okay that's weird

[00:26:21] i'm not doing that

[00:26:23] yes so uh...

[00:26:26] it is what it is there

[00:26:28] uh...

[00:26:31] where are the clad the seventy t tenet arrived you know the actual tk

[00:26:34] contestants uh... why do you

[00:26:37] why do you have the ones is kicked off your stream every day now because we get

[00:26:39] forty thousand viewers

[00:26:41] my job is to get viewers and nothing else

[00:26:43] and uh... they're still in the show and some reason not hanging out with

[00:26:46] chapter one or chapter two contestants

[00:26:50] uh... you know the guys on a street

[00:26:52] and uh... honestly her getting her getting kicked out is uh...

[00:26:55] you know if she didn't get that i wouldn't be glad with her because in

[00:26:57] that would be

[00:26:59] influence in the show so

[00:27:01] that's actually kind of a good thing that she uh... she lost

[00:27:04] and she was always like she wasn't she wasn't gonna out in prime

[00:27:07] sabi and t ten that's for fucksure

[00:27:09] they were so good

[00:27:11] you can take that shit back to lsf buddy

[00:27:13] you really can

[00:27:14] uh... brian thanks for the resub

[00:27:16] appreciate that you know mister taxis into that prime welcome home uh...

[00:27:19] lunar katsumi thank you so much for that uh...

[00:27:21] here to appreciate that

[00:27:23] uh...

[00:27:25] desin things for the prime

[00:27:27] another tear one from last one to survive

[00:27:30] the or bags with the crime

[00:27:33] appreciate that victor thank you so much as well

[00:27:36] uh... pink scarlet with a brand new sub a g things for the

[00:27:40] g's everyone subscribe right now a g things for seven inverted

[00:27:43] invertebly bricked what's thank you so much uh...

[00:27:48] uh... dissolve thank you for for for for for the uh... the little up five

[00:27:52] months in a row uh... mecca thank you so much mister taxes

[00:27:57] is it tax-ass

[00:27:58] taxes

[00:28:00] they have a five gifted subs do appreciate that

[00:28:03] uh...

[00:28:04] seager thank you so much for the prime

[00:28:07] uh... jesus all these other coming in forty months from ribbit what's up with

[00:28:10] a new friend

[00:28:12] uh... brand new tier one sub from revander uh... crispy flutist thank you so

[00:28:15] much for the prime kids he thinks for the prime

[00:28:18] it's pretty little things for the prime

[00:28:20] and i think that we're close to sixteen other sub's guys i'm keeping it

[00:28:23] really

[00:28:24] i'm keeping a hundred percent real bro we about two hundred subs away man god

[00:28:27] damn dude we might be able to hit sixteen hundo

[00:28:30] i'm keeping a hundred people

[00:28:33] with sixteen thousand

[00:28:35] holy fuck i'm dyslexic

[00:28:37] jesus i'm so stupid

[00:28:39] you have never fit i've never felt more stupid than i have like the last few

[00:28:41] months to its crazy

[00:28:44] uh... it's crazy i feel so stupid

[00:28:46] uh... more subs now yet feed it feed sub timber i'm down man

[00:28:51] i really am here looking at that i got a haircut yesterday no notice by the way

[00:28:55] so uh... buck me

[00:28:57] uh... the new cuts their song as well i know i can't wait to watch it

[00:29:01] yeah i cannot wait to watch it

[00:29:03] i can i be unbanned please

[00:29:07] what's

[00:29:10] the alex what the hell's happening

[00:29:13] that's crazy super antonio thank you for the recent how you do it you know is

[00:29:16] you i think you so much for the seven months as well

[00:29:19] uh...

[00:29:20] yes yes yes you're barbara good i love my barber she's the best she's awesome

[00:29:25] yes you just had to get out with it jeter rap when so we got to finish the

[00:29:28] intro contest or as soon as you wrap it up we can start the next contest so

[00:29:33] yet seventeen k and it goes to denmark

[00:29:36] i said we go to your brother said about no denmark

[00:29:40] okay stop trying to be weird all right

[00:29:42] uh... your guest line up is insane

[00:29:45] yet

[00:29:47] on the eyes of these are snowballing it's it's a bit out of control to be on a

[00:29:50] real stack still it really is i'm actually getting i'm actually nervous like i

[00:29:53] don't even get nervous but i don't know if it's been

[00:29:57] yet uh...

[00:29:58] so by noodle thank you so much for uh...

[00:30:02] the brand new sub hacks thanks for the brand new sub is a free thanks to

[00:30:05] brand new sub as well dm duty and

[00:30:08] it was brand new sub let's look and get it you know arthur with a weird

[00:30:11] letter in there to get to the prime appreciate that man

[00:30:14] Numbers are you losing count? Yup. I have not reacted to the new Conster song yet. I haven't but we will I promise man

[00:30:21] Almost 16k Kachi made you

[00:30:29] Apparently so you know apparently so dude. Yeah, I guess she did right?

[00:30:34] Yo hand me my sight with the five gifted subs. Let's get it brother. Oh my goodness. Let's go

[00:30:40] We're getting closer to 16k

[00:30:42] office while remember the cheese you cucumber thanks for the prime thank you

[00:30:45] philips thanks for the prime thank you my dude chris thanks for the good organ all

[00:30:49] these new subs guys what is going on

[00:30:52] snowy as well thank you for the 35 cane as well

[00:30:56] god damn dude you know EU countries you want to visit

[00:31:00] i kind of want to do germany of arthur's gonna be there your people

[00:31:03] thanks for the gifted sub as well yeah maybe um

[00:31:06] yeah i'm down man i have a feeling you hit 17k today

[00:31:10] Hell no we're heading 17k subs it's over like fucking a thousand subs in one day no way dude

[00:31:14] That's not gonna happen at all. Yeah, it's just not that'd be crazy. Maybe Germany. I

[00:31:20] Don't know something like that dude. I'm down yo

[00:31:24] 25 gifted from Kevin. Let's fucking go. Let's get it

[00:31:29] Portugal maybe maybe oh my god Joe Moloka with the

[00:31:34] With the 25 gifted as well and then L. L. Itzner

[00:31:40] Thank you for the tin gifted subs guy. Where's the music? Hello?

[00:31:48] music

[00:31:50] Mod check

[00:31:51] All right, we scammed. Yeah

[00:31:58] We scammed it. Yeah easy peasy dude. Yeah glad your shit takes little shit, dude

[00:32:02] I don't know what happened to those. It just it absolutely got scammed. Yeah, it did. W scam goes Switzerland

[00:32:08] Yeah, we have to figure it out man. We have to figure out what's going on here

[00:32:12] But I'm down to go to Europe at least for a few days, you know

[00:32:16] Why not?

[00:32:17] Nick, can you stop giving me ads? I have to keep closing the site and re-open to not see them.

[00:32:21] Jay, just watch the ads, bro.

[00:32:23] Uh, you know, Settys thinks we're subbing, Roddy thinks we're subbing, Tish thinks we're subbing.

[00:32:29] Oh shit.

[00:32:35] Oh my goodness.

[00:32:53] There we go. Nice fit, Nick. Thank you.

[00:32:55] Thank you, thank you, thank you, dude.

[00:32:57] Yeah, isn't he like 40?

[00:32:58] Yo, shut up, bro.

[00:32:59] I don't think I looked that old come to Portugal. I really don't I don't think I looked that old

[00:33:07] I really don't man looking good. Thank you. I

[00:33:11] Don't think I looked that old why you wearing a matching jumpsuit. It's just all white

[00:33:17] Yeah, we're in the others coming. I mean there were there women over here when they get here

[00:33:26] There we go

[00:33:43] Thank you. Thank you so much for all the gifted subs guys

[00:33:47] Yeah, we are close to 16k man. We really are we can spin on it right now like that's how close we are

[00:33:52] We can literally just spit on that shit. So

[00:33:55] Looking fresh on that fit my bro. Thank you. Thank you dude. This dude. I'm not gonna lie

[00:34:00] Me and Arthur bro. We're on that generational run right now chat

[00:34:06] Generational fucking run dude

[00:34:08] Like oh man, dude, we're gonna look back at this like you know three four months from now

[00:34:12] are gonna be like god damn do a run up

[00:34:15] we really are it's gonna be out of so happy for him to

[00:34:19] irrational because you're so old brother mister art their fucking almost a

[00:34:22] twenty k views yesterday

[00:34:24] who would have thought brother for the hundred fifty viewers but three months

[00:34:27] ago

[00:34:29] so

[00:34:30] yeah it's it's absolutely going to be just like an absolute dive off a man

[00:34:35] you know it's actually going so well i'm so excited for everyone that it

[00:34:37] really is that

[00:34:39] yeah yeah it's so good to

[00:34:42] uh... thanks catchy over every given her all the credit uh...

[00:34:46] you know what you're fucking out of the camera at this point man you know as

[00:34:50] long as a ship keeps on shipping

[00:34:52] so we give it to her honestly like the real the real the real the real mvp

[00:34:56] here it's not it's not catchy

[00:34:58] it's not art there is not me it's me and fucking Arthur okay we're fucking

[00:35:01] we're both him okay

[00:35:03] for good guys were nice guys when you get a haircut nick the next morning do

[00:35:07] you ever condition your beard it always looks all over the place the day after

[00:35:12] your cut I use a beer all Nick are you numb your own OTV huh am I numb good

[00:35:21] morning sir Nick is it possible to take Jason by skating if he wants to him not

[00:35:28] subbing for you him only here for Arthur for finger oh we'll take it we'll

[00:35:33] take it yo young deaf thank you for the five gifted subs thank you so much guys

[00:35:39] getting closer to that 16k mark dude we're getting closer um yeah what happened

[00:35:45] to the dance Emily was making for you Nick I don't understand how are you a

[00:35:48] first-time chatter but you know about the dance she was making all right do

[00:35:53] people just like to watch this dream and not chat and MP floss but I'm so

[00:35:58] confused like what is this like will you be attempting you're not even

[00:36:05] following how do you even type in this channel is follower mode not on I'm so

[00:36:10] confused how are you typing in this channel without following they type in

[00:36:18] and then they and they undamned 50 gifted 50 gifted subs ah holy moly internet Mikey

[00:36:32] live god damn dude holy shit bro dude 30 30 subs we're from 16k chat holy fuck dude we

[00:36:44] Dude, I'm trying to chat. We can spit on it right now. That's how close we are. We can spit on it

[00:36:48] You're filming. Oh my god, dude, 16,000 subs

[00:36:52] Whoo is close dude is close man. It really is dude Wow

[00:36:58] I nearly never chat and watch you since my first twitch years really

[00:37:04] You know, you know one of my favorite things to do is I love to go in my selfies channel and discord because we have a community

[00:37:09] Discord obviously and people

[00:37:15] We got you baited people up people will post selfies in there and they'll be like lurker here

[00:37:22] Yo people with the 30 gifted bro

[00:37:30] People with the 30 gifted so we don't have to dance

[00:37:34] 16,000

[00:37:37] Sub Zuh

[00:37:40] Holy shit chat

[00:37:43] 16k

[00:37:45] That is crazy

[00:37:48] And we didn't even have to do a sub of fun. Oh my god. Oh man. I can't believe it, bro

[00:37:58] Dude, we are at an all-time high chat like

[00:38:02] This is insane man all-time high dude

[00:38:07] This is crazy do the Dougie for 16k

[00:38:11] Isn't that how it goes? Isn't that kind of isn't wasn't that it?

[00:38:20] isn't that kind of no all right okay okay chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill relax

[00:38:27] relax my bad my bad dude oh my god the silks are still coming dude you did he think bro

[00:38:37] did did he not did he did he thank you so much for the prime there V gamer thank you

[00:38:45] so much to Teddy thank you so much as well sinister horizons with the 10 gifted

[00:38:50] subs garmakash with the five gifted subs

[00:38:54] polly moly man

[00:38:56] this is crazy

[00:38:59] this really is

[00:39:02] that this is this is insane

[00:39:05] uh... my shiteeth and me listen

[00:39:07] we can't do my shiteeth and me because that's uh...

[00:39:11] you know what

[00:39:12] i've been thinking about a c quite a bit recently and i don't know why

[00:39:16] that's her song

[00:39:18] You know, I'm not sure what's going on with that, what's going on in my mind, you know, yeah, but she is an Asian. Oh my God!

[00:39:26] Yo.

[00:39:27] Do you think I'm, I only hang out with Asian women? That's crazy!

[00:39:33] Why?

[00:39:36] That's just, that's not true.

[00:39:38] Guys, guys, guys.

[00:39:41] Okay, you guys should know this, okay?

[00:39:43] Do you, do you think that you just have a pick?

[00:39:46] Like, you can pick in a pool of a thousand women, you can just pick

[00:39:50] Ones you want to hang out with? No.

[00:39:52] You can't. You just hang out with the ones that show up in your house.

[00:39:59] Okay, I

[00:40:01] think I'd go around. Hey

[00:40:04] Want to come over? No

[00:40:07] They just show up here

[00:40:10] Okay, fan fan showed up here yesterday and

[00:40:15] She just happened to be Asian. I don't know what to tell you, bro

[00:40:20] Yes

[00:40:23] Yes, oh by the way

[00:40:25] Milena was an Asian

[00:40:27] And she was here for a long time

[00:40:31] So, you know

[00:40:33] What about that

[00:40:35] She was she was not

[00:40:38] That's crazy. You'll mirror. Thanks for the sub welcome home

[00:40:42] Kata, what's up? Thank you so much as well

[00:40:45] one out of

[00:40:47] She looked kind of Asian though her eyes though

[00:40:52] Yeah, what you saying, bro?

[00:40:54] Chat, what are you saying chat? What are you saying?

[00:41:02] That's crazy, dude. I had a pocket uncontrollable chat right now. This is insane

[00:41:08] Yeah, oh my back dude. Oh

[00:41:12] My back dude. Oh my back. It's in so much pain. It's just constant pain these days. I think I need to get a new chair

[00:41:17] I really do it just be just be hurting it. I

[00:41:20] I did not watch a new concert music video. We can watch it very soon guys if you want man. I'm so down

[00:41:28] Yeah

[00:41:29] They're all Asian and they just happen to be girls except for Jason the wean wait Jason's also Asian wait a minute

[00:41:36] Look at my title

[00:41:40] Fan fan extra Emily

[00:41:43] catchy Jason the wean

[00:41:46] For Asians and then Arthur we need to find more black people. That's what we need bro

[00:41:54] do we just do we add Russell do we call Russell

[00:41:57] in this game over here

[00:41:58] off the strength

[00:41:59] like we might have to

[00:42:01] Senna

[00:42:03] but Senna's also

[00:42:04] Asian

[00:42:05] oh my god damn

[00:42:08] wait a minute why is everyone Asian

[00:42:12] I didn't even have Asian friends growing up

[00:42:15] that's not true

[00:42:17] I had a couple

[00:42:20] you know what it is I don't even know what it is man

[00:42:23] yeah Nick Asian win

[00:42:26] so we might be going to korea

[00:42:28] i messaged i messaged a sponsor and we might be going

[00:42:31] uh... i think they might have approved uh... maybe a plus one so we might be

[00:42:35] going

[00:42:37] uh... man did are we really given it all to the stream

[00:42:40] are we just given a whole life to the stream my god just whatever stream once

[00:42:44] we just go do is that what's happening here is that because is that why we

[00:42:46] have sixteen thousand sums

[00:42:49] uh... man dude

[00:42:52] yeah this is this is why i'll do it you don't have anything else okay

[00:42:56] uh... sugar baby thank you for the reset thank you so much

[00:43:00] uh... effort equals rewards

[00:43:04] they still follows as well guys thanks for all the primes who plays thank you

[00:43:08] having brought we had seventeen thousand subs it's gonna be absolutely insane

[00:43:11] man

[00:43:12] that really is it's a thousand away but

[00:43:14] but i might

[00:43:16] emily

[00:43:17] catchy

[00:43:17] basic

[00:43:18] jason

[00:43:19] sinner

[00:43:19] a c

[00:43:21] AC?

[00:43:25] Huh?

[00:43:27] S-fan?

[00:43:30] Oh my god dude.

[00:43:32] Alright, you know what, you know what?

[00:43:34] I'm not gonna lie, I'm getting kinda greedy chat.

[00:43:36] I want, I want- DAMN!

[00:43:38] FI-

[00:43:41] Internet mic, I was about to do the same thing!

[00:43:43] I was about to do the same thing!

[00:43:45] I'm doing it.

[00:43:46] I want 70k, I'm gifted myself.

[00:43:48] As well, I'm sorry.

[00:43:50] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[00:43:51] i'm sorry i'm getting greedy i'm getting greedy

[00:43:53] i'm getting greedy

[00:43:54] yeah they start falling off soon so we gotta get there before they die dude we

[00:43:57] really do

[00:43:59] yeah thank you thank you you know lord of the dirt they were 25 gifted as well

[00:44:02] holy fuck dude

[00:44:04] yeah do i we might have to juice it bro what's it was a start falling to be

[00:44:07] might have to do

[00:44:10] yeah

[00:44:11] yeah i just get by the way did my gift go through

[00:44:13] it didn't

[00:44:19] what's happening

[00:44:22] why is it not going through

[00:44:30] Wait, oh my god, I clicked it four times, hold on.

[00:44:38] No!

[00:44:43] Wait, stop.

[00:44:44] Pause, pause, pause.

[00:44:45] Did it go through or not?

[00:44:48] 100 Gifted Sub.

[00:44:50] Just once, right?

[00:44:51] I know what that means.

[00:44:52] Five, four, three, two, one.

[00:44:58] Once, right?

[00:45:10] Okay.

[00:45:11] How come I'm only seen once here?

[00:45:13] I'm only seen once.

[00:45:14] I'm only seen once.

[00:45:16] Is it bugging out?

[00:45:24] Okay, I think it's okay.

[00:45:26] You did it twice.

[00:45:27] five gifted subs you know what oh shit five four three two one okay okay okay

[00:45:54] okay okay okay we have a conversation buddy we have a conversation kip is this

[00:46:04] racially motivated is this race is this racially motivated how can he be racist

[00:46:16] He's subscribed bro. All these subs are gifted get. Hello

[00:46:25] Yo, Jo Mo Loka with the hundred bomb Jesus Christ I

[00:46:31] Think everything's lagging bro. I'm not kidding. I think everything's lagging

[00:46:37] I don't even I never saw my other hundred gifted. I never even saw it. This is crazy

[00:46:45] 100 gifted subs

[00:46:47] Why is this guy not replying chat? He's here

[00:46:50] Why do people type and not reply? I hate it so much!

[00:46:59] Yo, for real, Joe Maloco, 100 gifted subs. Can we get some hearts in the chat for all the giftiers guys? Like,

[00:47:07] We're climbing man. We're fucking climbing, dude.

[00:47:12] Oh my god, dude. Thank you guys so much for all the gifted subs, man. It's absolutely-

[00:47:17] Did you say Omega Lowell?

[00:47:20] Answer the question.

[00:47:21] Oh my god, Monzy with the 100 gifted subs as well.

[00:47:29] bro what question was the dance monkey that you typed in chat was that

[00:47:35] racially motivated no do you just like monkeys or something

[00:47:48] 100 gifted subs you know what that means

[00:47:52] five four three two one yo another hundred gifted from a GP oh my god guys

[00:48:04] it's just jokes okay oh my god another hundred gifted are we over halfway oh

[00:48:14] my god 100 gifted subs you know what that means mom's the AGP oh my god dude

[00:48:36] this is crazy you guys are lagging out my program program Jomo loco lord of

[00:48:48] the of the drip with the gifted internet Mikey also gifted like like it's

[00:48:53] actually lagging there's so many dude this is crazy 20k we get or a fiat

[00:49:02] or you did save with 20k subs that you have to come over would you still

[00:49:07] actually go oh my god deserved I do not deserve it no I'm so I'm eternally

[00:49:20] grateful but 16.5k subs I do not deserve it I absolutely do not but thank you guys

[00:49:29] so much dude like this is crazy cats balling I know this is insane this is

[00:49:37] crazy oh my god is oral Asian oh my god can we stop with this guys can we stop

[00:49:45] with listen you can make fun of me for many things okay but I don't have like

[00:49:50] some sort of Asian fetish guys I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I

[00:49:59] do not I don't I promise you I don't I swear yo shot any thank you so much for

[00:50:09] the five gifted I think you were paying it forward I saw that yeah I don't

[00:50:14] go look on your YouTube channel what's what about my YouTube channel let me see

[00:50:24] you still us like six dances oh my god it's all Asian except for a son oh my

[00:50:58] my god

[00:51:00] here's my one malcolm poem

[00:51:02] wait hasan's asian

[00:51:09] really?

[00:51:18] dude wait did joe mo loco just don't

[00:51:20] just not do it fuck i'm just getting

[00:51:22] flustered did he gift another 100 subs

[00:51:24] oh my god

[00:51:29] bro

[00:51:39] Oh my god, it's... wait, Julia's not Asian? Wait, I'm not... wait a minute, we're getting

[00:51:50] some good views on YouTube! Damn!

[00:51:52] Oh my god! Wait, Mom's the... again with the hundred gifted? Chat, chat. Oh my god!

[00:52:04] Wait, okay. Just asking. Nora's not Asian, is she? I'm just asking, because like you

[00:52:20] You guys say we only collab with Asians, nor is not Asian.

[00:52:26] Okay, so boom.

[00:52:28] Boom.

[00:52:32] Boom.

[00:52:36] How about that?

[00:52:38] Done.

[00:52:40] Yeah, how about that?

[00:52:43] No wonder why you don't talk to her anymore, bro.

[00:52:54] Why are you guys getting smart, bro?

[00:52:57] Why are you guys getting smart?

[00:53:01] Oh my god, another 100 gifted from AGP.

[00:53:03] Okay.

[00:53:04] A.G.P.

[00:53:05] Momsy.

[00:53:07] Oh my god, Joe Moloco.

[00:53:11] Jesus Christ, guys.

[00:53:16] This is insane.

[00:53:19] We're about to hit 70,000 subs!

[00:53:23] This is crazy.

[00:53:30] I don't know what to say, man.

[00:53:35] This is wild.

[00:53:41] This is absolutely wild, guys.

[00:53:49] This is crazy.

[00:54:02] Deserved it's not deserved stop stop

[00:54:06] It's not I don't deserve it, but I'm eternally grateful. Okay

[00:54:14] Jesus Christ tactical Hydra with the 20 gifted Kevin again my man's Kevin

[00:54:21] With a 25 gifted. Oh my god. It's it's ticking

[00:54:26] Girl pee with the gifted a hundred get it from girl piss. Oh my god, dude. It's just ticking look at it

[00:54:35] This is crazy. Pineapple Gladiator himself! True Blaze himself!

[00:54:48] Oh my god it's 17,000 subs. Oh my god dude, what the fuck chat?

[00:54:57] 17,000 subs dude. Looks like we're going to Europe.

[00:55:05] Holy moly dude. This is crazy.

[00:55:13] Oh my god. Oh my god, bro. This is insane. Crick with the gifter. 18k for Japan. Stop. Stop. Stop.

[00:55:38] Shot any? I don't know how to say it. I can't read. Another five gifted. God damn, dude.

[00:55:46] My god 20s, okay the guys back who said 20k subs impregnate Arthur Arthur doesn't have a uterus guys

[00:55:57] Philippines at 18k. Oh my god, dude

[00:56:06] This is insane man

[00:56:09] Chat thank you so much seriously everyone who's watched everyone who's followed everyone

[00:56:14] You might have a hundred bombs that we just got today. It's like you guys all just came over my face, man

[00:56:18] It was crazy

[00:56:20] this is this must be what it feels like to be at the strip club and people just

[00:56:25] just throwing bills at you the whole the whole night man this is insane dude

[00:56:31] gifted subs you know what means five is this real four three two one I guess

[00:56:58] it was real dude you know what the fuck dude okay okay okay

[00:57:05] Orro. Orro, stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.

[00:57:12] Another Hunter gifted? Are you serious?

[00:57:15] AGP? Hello?

[00:57:18] Okay okay the impregnate Arthur thing is not is not humanly possible.

[00:57:23] It is not humanly possible for me to impregnate Arthur guys.

[00:57:27] I have to clarify that. I have to.

[00:57:31] Yo can we just get some hearts and chat with these fucking gifters man?

[00:57:34] Like, I never seen more Hunter Bombs in my life, dude. It's crazy.

[00:57:38] I'm telling you, ma'am.

[00:57:39] Oh my god! Is that another hundred?

[00:57:41] Spirm. And Testosterone, ever since you became single, has made your on-stream energy shoot through the roof.

[00:57:48] This-

[00:57:48] It's subtle, but I definitely-

[00:57:50] How do you even say your name?

[00:57:51] Double you.

[00:57:52] Fok- Fokiki?

[00:57:54] Fokik?

[00:57:56] Better start packing for your-

[00:57:58] Hunter Gifted?

[00:58:01] Oh my god, dude. This is insane, man.

[00:58:05] And we're even getting a whole bunch of follows to do like what is going on man?

[00:58:16] What is happening?

[00:58:18] Nick you deserve these subs. No, I do not I do not deserve them at all. Trust me. I don't

[00:58:24] Don't forget to ask Jason if he wants to ice skate, please and thank you

[00:58:29] I do I do not check fan fan Twitter. Oh, no, am I canceled?

[00:58:34] Please don't say check X woman's Twitter guys. I feel like it's gonna be over

[00:58:37] Was that another hunter get from Joe Moloco?

[00:58:40] Guys, what are we doing? Why are we still going?

[00:58:44] We hit 17k!

[00:58:47] That was the goal! That was it!

[00:58:52] 20k for Auro, New York Stream at

[00:58:58] 20k at 18k. I mean I do actually want to go...

[00:59:04] Okay, my Twitter does not load in this house. You know what could help?

[00:59:07] Will you marry Arthur for a green card at 20k subs?

[00:59:11] I am I'm not what let me see

[00:59:23] Fan fan Twitter. Do I show this? Okay. I don't know whose house this is. I have never seen this house. I

[00:59:43] Don't even know what is going on in this photo. Okay. I don't know whose house this is

[00:59:52] So

[00:59:53] This has nothing to read the message

[00:59:55] Collab soon not on Twitch. Yeah, I don't know what's going on on this one

[01:00:04] Kevin oh, you know what Emily came over yesterday

[01:00:12] I didn't I didn't tell you all this Emily came over yesterday, and she borrowed Kevin for a walk

[01:00:20] Remember remember that guys

[01:00:23] Remember

[01:00:26] Guys

[01:00:32] What about the gift box?

[01:00:35] What about it? I don't even recognize that gift box.

[01:00:38] Yeah, I don't even know what's going on dude. Yeah,

[01:00:44] this is crazy. Dude, chat, by the way.

[01:00:50] Again,

[01:00:54] thank you so much for all the gifted subs. Yo.

[01:01:00] Now, the competitiveness in me is asking,

[01:01:03] did we beat Ms. Nora's all-time peak?

[01:01:06] Guys, I'm a jackass. I'm a jackass. I'm a jackass.

[01:01:09] I'm competitive.

[01:01:11] Does anyone know what she was at?

[01:01:15] No, we should 18K. There's no way.

[01:01:19] I'm just, guys, I'm Jackass.

[01:01:22] Again?

[01:01:25] Again?

[01:01:31] Vex with a hundred gifted subs?

[01:01:35] Okay, I don't want to be that guy.

[01:01:38] But why?

[01:01:43] I don't understand.

[01:01:47] It's not even September anymore.

[01:01:53] Why not?

[01:01:54] Guys, this is so much money and so many gifted, it's crazy!

[01:02:00] For Oro at 20k?

[01:02:04] This is crazy, guys.

[01:02:06] We're still going, we're almost at 17.5!

[01:02:13] Thank you so much, like seriously, everyone who gifted, everyone who followed, everyone who watched, everyone who's even typing hearts in chat,

[01:02:19] who's supporting the train here.

[01:02:22] Seriously.

[01:02:25] Like legit, this is crazy.

[01:02:29] Oh my god.

[01:02:31] Oh, you think so, TT?

[01:02:32] oh my god this is wild I don't see the sub train I think it's broken I think

[01:02:43] y'all broke it how wait how is this not a sub train how is this not a hype train

[01:02:48] twitch I never got this me subs in my life how is this not a hype train hello

[01:02:54] Oh, we went up like,

[01:02:57] 50 hundred subs.

[01:03:01] How?

[01:03:03] This is crazy.

[01:03:07] Bruh, I don't even get how it works, bro.

[01:03:12] Guys, I feel so bad,

[01:03:14] because I'm not even able to call everyone who's subscribing.

[01:03:16] Like, I'll try a little bit.

[01:03:18] Rapi, Ray, thank you.

[01:03:19] Golden, thank you.

[01:03:20] Siggy, thank you.

[01:03:21] Ken, thank you.

[01:03:22] Rush Mills, thank you.

[01:03:23] It's me, Zobe, thank you so much.

[01:03:25] 10 gifted from H. Kim. Thank you as well. Appreciate that.

[01:03:32] Oh man, dude.

[01:03:34] This is crazy.

[01:03:38] This is crazy.

[01:03:39] The streams have been entertaining lately in good vibes. Have they been?

[01:03:43] I've been reading a lot of hate comments recently. I'm not even sure, man.

[01:03:46] I mean, if it makes any difference, I have been enjoying them.

[01:03:52] If that matters to you guys at all.

[01:03:54] You know, I do wake up every day excited to go live, so...

[01:03:57] You know if that makes sense and I have a good plan

[01:04:02] So if you guys didn't watch a

[01:04:05] Okay, you can tell this is cringe or not, man. I don't know if this is cringe

[01:04:11] I'm just putting money just so you can hear this please learn color-blocking you would go to another level

[01:04:16] Not just to one color fit. I didn't I

[01:04:19] Don't know what color blocking is okay. What do you mean? It is cringe. I

[01:04:24] Haven't even I

[01:04:26] I haven't even said what it was so how do you know if it's cringe or not if you

[01:04:31] gotta ask it is okay I'm just gonna say it dude so I asked catchy yesterday if she

[01:04:46] would go on a date with me a date stream and she said she would now is that

[01:04:57] cringe 45 years old it's cringe 34 year old man is cringe so you're saying

[01:05:10] I you don't want me to stream this

[01:05:14] That's all the gifted subs are still going. Thank you again. It's supposed to be funny. It's like a

[01:05:22] It's gonna be funny. I have a plan in my head to make it funny. It's not serious

[01:05:27] It's not like a serious date. It's supposed to be funny with like scripts

[01:05:34] You know

[01:05:35] no a

[01:05:39] a Kareek with the five gifted subs paying it forward

[01:05:42] well they got a gift they paid it forward that's crazy thank you so much

[01:05:47] okay that's how it starts

[01:05:51] Rizher before Jason does Jason DeWine

[01:05:55] shout out LSDNMPL

[01:05:57] you married Nora on GTA and it was cringe but funny

[01:06:02] okay

[01:06:03] Nunu and Jason never got married I was married to Raya Kane by the way

[01:06:06] two separate things okay

[01:06:08] um...

[01:06:11] it's not the same thing

[01:06:13] uh... yeah

[01:06:15] okay it's different

[01:06:18] yeah

[01:06:19] with this guy say

[01:06:23] vince mcmann asks

[01:06:26] are we using a compare me to everyone who's just done something wrong

[01:06:30] seriously

[01:06:33] is that what's going to go on here

[01:06:35] that's insane

[01:06:40] all man did

[01:06:47] this is crazy okay either way dude

[01:06:49] You give off creepy energy? Read Discord? From who? Who messaged me?

[01:06:54] Nick, it is deserved. You've been killing it this whole 2024 with quality streams that don't eff purple hearts.

[01:07:03] Wait, is that all that it takes? Because the streams don't eff?

[01:07:06] I'm looking at Discord.

[01:07:07] All I see is a picture of a cat.

[01:07:11] Let Jason Riz.

[01:07:16] Is Nick this stupid?

[01:07:19] Hipgate? Breakgate? Dategate? What am I looking at here, man?

[01:07:29] I don't understand.

[01:07:31] Congratulations, now extra Emily will have to make a new sign with 17k subs on it saying congrats

[01:07:41] It sounds like a funny stream. I know everyone's on

[01:07:45] Guys, do you trust me? Like that's the first question. Do you guys trust me?

[01:07:48] Nick and Arthur as a duo is so much better than Nick and Milena as a duo

[01:07:52] Cause now you both can bring up female streamers and they can come and go

[01:07:57] Guys guys, we do not compare

[01:07:59] Maya Ashley Caroline fan fan Emily Angela Karchi I'd Jason

[01:08:05] Cassan do we really need any more proof?

[01:08:08] All right here Nick. I see the one single gray hair. I know should I pull the gray hair out looking handsome today

[01:08:19] I got little tweezers. Should we pull the gray hair out or do we just let it realize that this is just how our life is?

[01:08:24] No, leave it. I really

[01:08:27] Chatuawa. Chatuawa. Chatuawa.

[01:08:31] Okay, can stare a song?

[01:08:32] Alright, let's get into the reddit here because we don't got much time.

[01:08:39] Listen, listen.

[01:08:42] Trust me.

[01:08:43] Take extremely with you to Europe.

[01:08:45] I think Emily is going to come with us to Europe, so...

[01:08:49] Yeah.

[01:08:50] NPD NMPD.

[01:08:51] What the hell?

[01:08:55] Okay.

[01:08:56] Emily's going to come with us, yeah.

[01:08:58] So it's good.

[01:09:00] Yeah.

[01:09:02] It's good.

[01:09:03] uh...

[01:09:09] once again

[01:09:10] thank you so much

[01:09:12] for all the gifted subs you guys are amazing

[01:09:14] i don't deserve it

[01:09:16] at all

[01:09:17] but i'm eternally grateful

[01:09:18] uh... i never thought i'd hit

[01:09:20] seventeen point four k subs and it's absolutely insane

[01:09:24] but uh... we got a half of the red because we're going to be a for a

[01:09:25] minute if we don't so thank you guys

[01:09:28] it's not deserved

[01:09:29] guys i am one of the biggest jackasses on twitch

[01:09:33] and even off twitch i'm a jackass

[01:09:35] definitely not deserved but i will take it

[01:09:39] i will take it i'm not going to complain

[01:09:44] i'm not going to complain

[01:09:45] did you buy enough baby oil for today's stream?

[01:09:48] okay

[01:09:50] dude

[01:09:52] look at one of my vip's by the way

[01:09:55] this is a vip i'm still praying on your downfall little pup

[01:09:59] this is a vip

[01:10:00] this is for people we got this community

[01:10:03] is pre-release on

[01:10:06] that's crazy i would go

[01:10:08] uh... you know brawler bear with the five gifted as well thank you so much

[01:10:13] seriously

[01:10:14] uh... always mad way away with his mad

[01:10:17] guys with his mad

[01:10:21] with the with the same say what you want to see what you wanted

[01:10:25] the floor is yours with the

[01:10:28] you don't deserve this you're right

[01:10:30] your hundred percent right

[01:10:31] so was you by the way guys is one of my uh... special viewers if you know i'm

[01:10:34] saying

[01:10:36] so uh... we'd like to give a little bit more attention to our

[01:10:39] if i do i will get twitch banned

[01:10:47] are you being raised what is this

[01:10:49] what's happening here

[01:10:52] yeah

[01:10:54] ref

[01:10:56] i don't say your name but ref thing for the team gifted subs thank you

[01:11:00] uh... jay great with the thousand bits

[01:11:02] What did Nim say?

[01:11:05] Nim?

[01:11:07] Am I going to come to Sweden?

[01:11:10] Ooh, do we come to Sweden?

[01:11:15] I mean, we do need to add Sweden to the list

[01:11:18] to complete the trifecta, if you know what I'm saying.

[01:11:25] Huh.

[01:11:28] Maybe.

[01:11:32] That'd be crazy.

[01:11:35] You deserve IT clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.

[01:11:38] you deserve it feels amazing

[01:11:43] uh... i don't think so but thank you thank you for being so kind

[01:11:47] uh... japan with the son

[01:11:49] guys who has been your favorite collapse so far by the way in the last in the

[01:11:52] last month

[01:11:53] we've been doing a lot so

[01:11:55] uh...

[01:12:00] we've been your favorite

[01:12:02] arthur

[01:12:04] emily

[01:12:05] it was great dude

[01:12:06] assault me last night

[01:12:09] and fans great to julia's great all the everyone's great man

[01:12:12] passons great techies great

[01:12:15] bro i i love techie bro techie was techie was bringing a heat bro during top

[01:12:18] streamer i fucking love it man

[01:12:20] it was great

[01:12:22] that that little he gets my blood going awesome

[01:12:26] yet arthur's great to

[01:12:29] here we go to this on in three months you know it's crazy

[01:12:32] i realize that i've been eating too much

[01:12:35] i realize i'm eating too much to work we're gonna we're gonna turn it

[01:12:37] down

[01:12:38] so we're turning it down so yeah next post

[01:12:41] uh... no part of it in the law party brahman

[01:12:44] chattis bernie roast me for this but can we get some while streams on the out

[01:12:49] thanks i press one if you want while all streams

[01:12:54] okay press one

[01:12:57] press any other number in the whole world if you don't

[01:13:04] okay listen buddy it just might be used so fresh on the outside

[01:13:09] it just might be you

[01:13:11] yummy honest

[01:13:13] so press one in this and i won't watch so

[01:13:16] Yo, well, here we go again. Thank you for the tier one welcome home. Alright, let's watch this. No party like an NMP little party. Oh

[01:13:37] My god chat

[01:13:39] Look at me

[01:13:43] Holy fuck, dude. I

[01:13:47] Was this fat and no one told me

[01:13:52] No one told me

[01:13:55] That's crazy, bro

[01:13:58] We did

[01:13:59] Yeah, but you guys be lying all the time like how am I supposed to know?

[01:14:03] Everyone told you daily

[01:14:06] Yeah, but like, was I paying attention though at the same time?

[01:14:11] You know?

[01:14:12] That's crazy.

[01:14:13] Emily told you?

[01:14:15] She did, bro.

[01:14:15] Emily would walk up to me and poke me in the stomach and say,

[01:14:17] Fat!

[01:14:18] Fat belly fat, you know?

[01:14:21] It was crazy.

[01:14:22] I can't believe she did that shit.

[01:14:23] Yeah, it was wild.

[01:14:25] Uh, but here, let's watch it one more time.

[01:14:31] Dude, I love Peach, bro.

[01:14:41] Dude, don't we have the best group of girls to hang out with, chat?

[01:14:45] How lucky am I?

[01:14:48] That these are the girls that I get to hang out with and then we got my best

[01:14:53] friend in the back Ashley you know and we got Peach we got Senna you know we

[01:15:01] really even got Brit dude we got the best one and even even Brit nowadays

[01:15:05] bro Brit me put in that work homie let me tell you so you know it's crazy bro

[01:15:11] like everyone's on that come up man you know what do you mean bro she she you

[01:15:19] know she got in shape what do you hello do you guys not have fucking eyes okay

[01:15:27] listen listen discord I see you on my alt monitor I see you on the alt monitor

[01:15:34] don't be putting stuff like this in discord stop stop I see you on the

[01:15:40] monitor stop putting that shit in there it's not okay yeah I see you it's not

[01:15:48] even funny no one finds that funny yeah it's not funny

[01:15:53] ooh 70.5k bro wait we gotta do a quick little dude I can't dance yeah it's bad

[01:16:06] it really is bad goddamn but yeah these these ladies are awesome I love to hang

[01:16:11] out with it what is this buddy and Kevin when you find out it's catchy is

[01:16:14] a resident now? Huh? Where's that? Yo, thanks for watching. Yeah, go ahead. Okay, I don't

[01:16:29] know what that is. What's this? Buddy and Kevin, when they find out it's catchy, is

[01:16:34] a resident now. Wait, are you saying they're just going to leave? Is that what this is?

[01:16:47] you guys do know that this house isn't my house

[01:16:50] chances given this house to the dogs and i just watch the dogs

[01:16:53] so if they leave then i lose the house you know

[01:16:57] so technically it's their house it's it's buddy's house over to anybody's to be

[01:17:00] honest

[01:17:03] yeah we be squatting here for sure

[01:17:07] it's true next post

[01:17:09] what is this a concern citizen called the miami seek where to ask about the

[01:17:13] fate of lily lily i

[01:17:16] You're an ugly dolphin living in solitary confinement

[01:17:19] in ever-deteriorating conditions.

[01:17:28] Is there a dolphin in here?

[01:17:30] Whoa!

[01:17:33] This does look kind of scuffed, huh?

[01:17:37] Save it?

[01:17:39] Whoa, it's fast.

[01:17:41] Wait, is this sped up?

[01:17:42] There's no way it's that fast. That's insane.

[01:17:46] That's insanely fast.

[01:17:51] But why does it look so scuffed?

[01:17:53] Is this like some edit, or is it actually the scuffed?

[01:17:58] What is this?

[01:17:59] unmute water will listen to the call

[01:18:03] they left it there

[01:18:06] all

[01:18:09] they have they abandoned it

[01:18:13] no way what happened to it did i

[01:18:17] well i think dolphin orca is their way to smart to be kept in kept in captivity

[01:18:20] they need to stop

[01:18:22] although every time i see like uh... an orca with its dorsal fin that's

[01:18:25] curved it makes me so sad

[01:18:27] because i know how smart they are

[01:18:29] they should not be in there

[01:18:30] but listen if you would have orcas

[01:18:32] you better fucking pony up seven billion dollars and build them a fucking

[01:18:35] ocean to live in

[01:18:37] you want to go out of strength

[01:18:39] because it they just need any everything you know they really do you can't

[01:18:42] afford and stout and don't take it

[01:18:45] yes crazy

[01:18:48] it's our move there and i guess okay then

[01:18:51] uh... how i felt about today's dream unbelievable

[01:18:54] it

[01:18:57] i thought it was really good super entertaining love the vibes uh...

[01:19:00] okay next post

[01:19:01] uh... generally never felt more uncomfortable watching it in peace

[01:19:05] dream catch he wasn't even acting weird it was just all are they being terrified

[01:19:09] for some reason

[01:19:11] you guys do you know i were afraid of her right

[01:19:15] you guys get it

[01:19:21] you know we don't really know her too well

[01:19:23] if you came in kind of hot

[01:19:27] with the with the with the crazy

[01:19:29] so i'm not sure

[01:19:32] okay she doesn't have any dirt on us what the fuck she just showed up here

[01:19:35] What dirt can she possibly have you think me and Arthur doing some like some weird rituals behind the scenes here that she knows about

[01:19:41] You know relax

[01:19:47] Someone said are you really dating this lady? Absolutely not dude

[01:19:53] Are you kidding me? No

[01:19:57] Except for the stream on whenever the the fun stream that I'm gonna make

[01:20:01] For content it's guys you trust me that I know how to provide at least somewhat interesting content

[01:20:08] is that it okay that's all first time chatter she is so beautiful I'm willing

[01:20:18] to risk it okay power dynamic what are you saying she only hangs out with me

[01:20:31] because you know she gets more views and more clicks is that what you're

[01:20:35] saying you're probably right but like okay I'm not saying I'm gonna I'm trying

[01:20:49] to get catchy I'm not okay but does that mean I can never I can never try

[01:20:54] date any twitch streamer because I'm bigger than all the ladies so is there

[01:21:00] always gonna be that said dynamic you know Pokemon brother I don't got a

[01:21:10] snowball chance in hell with Pokemon she is on a whole different league

[01:21:16] brother that's not even possible man yes crazy I feel like I'm not kidding you

[01:21:29] I feel like I'm gonna be like alone for like the next five years and then I'm

[01:21:33] just gonna cease to exist. I'm just gonna like just fade off the distance like

[01:21:38] I'm gonna get Thanos but only me you know is this I'm just gonna fade away you

[01:21:43] know yeah you had a good run damn it's yeah I guess do me away that quickly next

[01:21:54] post yep Nick take the opportunity to get paid to visit Korea I think we'll

[01:22:02] go if I can muster the courage and find like an escort or something to escort

[01:22:08] me around then maybe we'll go I need someone to uh to come with me so we'll

[01:22:13] see yeah next post come to Korea taken from the VOD because doesn't have clips

[01:22:21] on what she's kind of smiling

[01:22:42] Oh my god

[01:22:51] You guys know you guys know the lore about about this girl you guys know who this is

[01:23:07] There's actually a lot of lore, but the Lord that I that I that I like

[01:23:18] It when that would do I'm telling you I watched about 6,000 times

[01:23:31] just

[01:23:32] dude

[01:23:34] Yeah, you're not being oh my god, dude

[01:23:37] guys I like the dance it's a good dance it's a great dance bro oh my god you

[01:23:45] know me I love to dance even Emily did it Emily did it Emily did the same dance

[01:23:54] hello wait that doesn't help my case I'm down it's funny Tony's and hot techy

[01:24:21] How does this post get 600 upvotes on my reddit dude, I'm not gonna lie, NMPX has been popping

[01:24:37] off recently bro, 600 upvotes on a streamer reddit is insane, it really is man, wow,

[01:24:45] yeah, no techies great by the way, I think he was so funny during top streamer dude,

[01:24:50] he's so good man, techies great, so hard for tech tone, absolutely amazing, I love

[01:24:54] it in them and it's catchy's Q&A stream I he go for 50 gifted in them oh my god

[01:25:03] man love you Nicholas in them you have fallen brother you have fallen from

[01:25:11] grace you have fallen from grace you were you were like that guy says you

[01:25:21] Am I out here paying for ahi go am I am I out here paying for feet pics by the way

[01:25:32] Okay, I was hanging out with catchy last night and I seen some of the DMs that y'all sender

[01:25:39] You guys are

[01:25:41] Fucked in the head

[01:25:45] Fucked

[01:25:48] Absolutely insanely fucked

[01:25:50] It is crazy

[01:25:53] It is crazy and the thing is y'all the same people that are completely fucked in the head

[01:26:03] But be calm with an all-over moon moons fucking LSF thread calling him out when this shit y'all be sending is a thousand times worse

[01:26:10] And you don't even know her

[01:26:11] same folk

[01:26:14] Same folk

[01:26:16] Yeah, listen listen, I'm not kidding you. I saw a cock in the DMs last night. I

[01:26:22] I did. You know who you are. I've seen it.

[01:26:26] Fuck is wrong with you, brother. Was it bigger than yours?

[01:26:33] Yeah, but whatever. Does that relevant to the story?

[01:26:37] Like stop. Stop.

[01:26:40] Stop. That has nothing to do with the story.

[01:26:44] Was it black? There was a white guy

[01:26:50] in a screen mask, stroking his cock, 16 seconds. Don't send that stuff,

[01:26:54] chat please she's not going through DMs man but it's fucked it's fucked I can't

[01:27:03] man you watch for 16 seconds are you are you calling me gay is that what's

[01:27:12] happening here you watch for 32 relax we need it we need to lock it in chat

[01:27:29] like how do I get control everybody how do I get control guys guys lock it

[01:27:35] Lock it in. Okay. Lock it in.

[01:27:38] Nicholas. Mr. Pollum.

[01:27:40] What cream here?

[01:27:42] The reason why you will be alone for the next five years is that you don't know how to dance.

[01:27:47] It's over for you, Unk. No one wants to dance with their grandpa who is full sack all the time.

[01:27:53] Okay, I'm not full sack all the time.

[01:27:56] Uh, next post.

[01:27:58] Congratulations to Mr. Arthur for hitting 50k.

[01:28:02] Mr. Arthur, I'll applause.

[01:28:04] The man the myth the legend mr. Arthur glad you're shooting some shit. We love it. Next post

[01:28:12] Arthur is a wizard. He said pause for a picture stream froze

[01:28:17] Guys, how's my aura by the way? Wait OTK merch kind of goes hard, huh?

[01:28:25] Should we sell this would you guys buy this if we sold this again?

[01:28:29] We need to start selling merch again, bro. We really do damn everyone saying no. Why it looks good

[01:28:34] Maybe not that one why I think I look fucking sick dude

[01:28:40] No, it's not that good. What the hell I love it

[01:28:45] Yeah, we never actually made an impetual merch either. Melania was supposed to design it and we were supposed to sell it, but

[01:28:51] We never got to it

[01:28:57] Yeah, the fries are making you look fat Nick. No, my fats make me look fat

[01:29:03] But you're right next post

[01:29:05] What is this? I feel like Nick questions his life decisions when Emily is

[01:29:10] driving. I question my life decisions about four or five times a day. I do

[01:29:16] question. I wonder like have I made a mistake? Is this what I should be doing?

[01:29:19] Is this right or wrong? Like it happens all the time and I really don't know

[01:29:25] the answer to it. You know it's probably wrong. You're a millionaire. Is that

[01:29:37] all that's important in life chat is that all it is

[01:29:41] is that it

[01:29:42] become a millionaire equals

[01:29:44] great life choices

[01:29:49] it's either you get the bits or subs or i buy a t-shirt you choose big daddy i mean

[01:29:53] t-shirts cool though

[01:29:54] nick which new iphone did you get and how do you like it i don't know the normal

[01:29:57] one

[01:29:58] on seventeen k

[01:29:59] then your viewer and been loving the streams more than ever lately nmpl

[01:30:04] thank you thank you so much thank you thank you it's it's been it's been

[01:30:07] great uh... the new iphone i spot the new one what is this

[01:30:10] uh... nick np lul a k nick fury is putting together a team i see the vision

[01:30:16] the palm of injures mister arthur extra emily fan fans in the newest member it's

[01:30:21] catchy of all assembled

[01:30:26] is this the new avengers

[01:30:32] is this for four asian women

[01:30:38] oh my god

[01:30:42] needs more women i think we need another man dude

[01:30:45] what man do we add to this group russle

[01:30:49] what do you guys think

[01:30:53] week

[01:30:57] oh man

[01:30:59] next post

[01:31:03] oh my god we could add angela bro we can add another one holy fuck dude

[01:31:08] we could really we can add another one

[01:31:13] oh my god i forgot man

[01:31:16] we really could

[01:31:18] and clara

[01:31:20] holy shit bro

[01:31:22] dude i'm not gonna lie me and arthur are living the fucking dream bro we

[01:31:26] hang out with so many different beautiful women

[01:31:29] and they genuinely seem to like us

[01:31:33] isn't that crazy

[01:31:38] it's crazy

[01:31:40] and things

[01:31:41] he sees me come down yet

[01:31:46] that's another one

[01:31:47] we haven't seen or not meant that's another one

[01:31:52] new why did why do they like us so much i don't get it

[01:31:57] i don't know

[01:32:00] is it arthur

[01:32:05] it might have been arthur

[01:32:09] maybe it's arthur

[01:32:12] that's crazy

[01:32:16] this is a funny post on expo

[01:32:19] nick in imp jordan as soon as he came back from spain like in jay ninety five

[01:32:24] he's back

[01:32:26] okay well i was never i'm not michael jordan but thank you

[01:32:29] uh... what is this

[01:32:31] arthur claire and catch you getting to know each other better well nick is

[01:32:34] taking a break audio

[01:32:37] permission arthur stream

[01:32:39] but when i don't

[01:32:40] uh... it's up i don't

[01:32:46] is fanfare effort forgot she slept here

[01:32:48] Where is this?

[01:32:50] Oh many holes.

[01:32:51] Oh hold on, one second.

[01:32:52] The wood has to be like properly and because it's going to be a little messy.

[01:32:55] Oh sorry, sorry.

[01:32:56] No it's okay.

[01:32:57] It's kind of like hard to like get it in.

[01:32:59] There you go.

[01:33:00] Yeah.

[01:33:05] Hold on.

[01:33:06] Oh okay, I think I'm in.

[01:33:07] Are you in?

[01:33:08] Oh you don't know.

[01:33:09] I don't know.

[01:33:10] We can swap sides if you want to.

[01:33:11] Is it in?

[01:33:12] I don't know.

[01:33:13] I don't think it can fit.

[01:33:14] I think you went down.

[01:33:16] Hold on.

[01:33:20] I don't see if I'm in the hole.

[01:33:21] I think the hole's too tight.

[01:33:23] There we go.

[01:33:24] Is this just one specific clip?

[01:33:29] Boom. Easy. We can tighten it in a second.

[01:33:32] Nice!

[01:33:33] Okay. Who's getting twit longered first? Me or Arthur, guys? Let's be honest.

[01:33:40] What this guy just saying, shit?

[01:33:45] Arthur is your just Lane Maxwell. He lures them into your dungeon.

[01:33:51] Are you fucking comparing me?

[01:33:54] What's that guy's name again? Jeffrey Epstein and Gisling Maxwell?

[01:34:04] Chat, these are not okay conspirac- conspiracians.

[01:34:08] They're not okay, they're not okay.

[01:34:11] That's not okay. Guys, we don't do that stuff, men.

[01:34:20] We don't have a problem, we're not like

[01:34:23] deviants, we're not... we're not...

[01:34:28] We, you know, we make a couple jokes here and there that, you know, little giggles,

[01:34:31] you know, that's it. That's crazy.

[01:34:37] next post okay his knees are not good all right this is not a good one yeah

[01:34:53] next post explain I mean Arthur's on his knees bro oh god we really are not

[01:35:05] helping ourselves beat the allegations and we're really not I mean can we at

[01:35:20] least say that they look happy read the comments those smiles and his red

[01:35:26] knees. Bro, what I learned from this stream is that Claire said she pierced her nipple

[01:35:32] and I accidentally donated 25 subs. Yeah, is there ever have new chat, you know? Next

[01:35:46] post. Let's go to the next post, guys. Nick and Arthur, since they've come back from

[01:36:48] the EU fire all right who's LeBron who's Dwayne who is it Arthur is both what

[01:37:08] am I am I just a guy on the sidelines here is that was that what's going on

[01:37:12] oh man that's crazy you're the waterboy I mean fuck at least at least I'm on the

[01:37:27] team right we can't complain next post catchy starts telling a story from

[01:37:33] all stream nick bro she be happen bro just be happen too much next post from

[01:37:39] when you go to korea guys i'm not watching this next post what the

[01:37:44] fuck is this she knows what she's doing why why is it to the boats

[01:38:14] i guess the powers are arranging themselves so what's what's the what's

[01:38:21] What's the last song on your close there?

[01:38:23] Oh, one more.

[01:38:24] The last one.

[01:38:25] Is that the next one?

[01:38:31] Bro.

[01:38:47] Say what you want about her, but those four songs that she picked was absolutely cinema.

[01:38:53] So, you know, for sure.

[01:38:58] For sure.

[01:38:59] Next post.

[01:39:00] Yeah, it was good.

[01:39:02] But what happened with this edit, though?

[01:39:04] Like, look at this.

[01:39:05] All this black around here?

[01:39:06] Like, what is this?

[01:39:07] What is this a video for ants?

[01:39:12] That's crazy next post Nick. She really tried Jollibee. Yeah, I'll try it next post

[01:39:22] NMP drops a PIMP vibe

[01:39:40] Oh

[01:39:45] Wait

[01:40:17] Okay, next post.

[01:40:59] Like as soon as he finds out Barry would be down to do a collab in Korea.

[01:41:03] Imagine I learn Korean but refuse to learn Norwegian.

[01:41:06] Next post.

[01:41:07] ArthurStream to Arthurfanfan.

[01:41:10] Catchy.

[01:41:11] Now add Nick behind Catchy.

[01:41:16] Yo!

[01:41:17] Yo!

[01:41:18] Do not do that.

[01:41:20] Relax dude.

[01:41:21] Relax.

[01:41:22] Do not do that.

[01:41:24] Next post.

[01:41:25] Next post.

[01:41:26] I am once again requesting an NMPX JSON ice skating stream, so please make it happen.

[01:41:33] If he wants to, I'm down. I think we're actually streaming longer today,

[01:41:36] and we're going to stream with Jason for a bit too. So today we're going to definitely go

[01:41:40] past noon chat, so who knows what's going to happen. Yeah, so we'll see.

[01:41:46] Yeah, next post. Oh, is it time? Is it time? Is it time? Alright, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

[01:42:03] Let me see what Arthur said. I'll be right back and we'll watch it. Actually, run a

[01:42:11] commercial now so we don't get it during the song, Laura. Yeah, I'll be right back,

[01:42:14] okay? No, I have to go pee! I have to go pee! I want to enjoy the song! I have to pee!

[01:42:21] What is that? Why was there a seal on the screen? Who seal was that? That was insane. It was an otter. Okay.

[01:44:11] All right, here we go.

[01:44:14] You guys ready? All right, let's watch it.

[01:44:21] This is the new Constera music video. I'm a creep. I'm gonna put on my headphones. I

[01:44:25] want to get a full

[01:44:27] full-on experience of this.

[01:44:29] Can I can I say though for the record before we start this video? I am not a creep and we love the big C

[01:44:40] Okay

[01:44:42] Okay, here we go

[01:45:00] Oh my god.

[01:45:29] What just happened?

[01:47:30] If my mother sees this song, she will never ever talk to me again.

[01:47:43] Am I the only person on the internet that can have a song made like this and then live

[01:47:49] to fight another day. This is crazy. This is insane. First off, great job. Masterpiece,

[01:48:00] let me tell you. Secondly, this just makes the line that we walk even thinner. Don't

[01:48:10] we guys? Yeah. I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever be able to ever make the

[01:48:21] first move on a girl ever in my entire life because if it's ever like you know

[01:48:26] doesn't work the way we plan to use so I will never ever ever make the first move

[01:48:32] ever ever so yeah this was this was definitely good you're cooked well

[01:48:46] surely surely a girl will make the first move on me right guys right I

[01:48:52] I you know what honestly it's all my fault it's my fault I flew too close to the

[01:49:07] Sun it's my fault for sure for sure but this song was brilliant by the way

[01:49:19] Kisterra applause guys from Kisterra guys link it in chat go watch it let me

[01:49:24] make sure I give it a like here that was awesome that was absolutely awesome

[01:49:29] Yeah, make sure you guys give it a like go check it out

[01:49:34] The all these all these songs that you know that we used to get back in there. So good man. Absolutely amazing

[01:49:39] Yeah, put it in the intro

[01:49:42] I mean do we do we already throw in the intro now?

[01:49:44] It's given the least the minimum price because I mean obviously we're gonna use it so

[01:49:48] Okay

[01:49:49] We have like a thousand more posts to go through but we're running out of time. Are you guys ready for the band council?

[01:49:56] You guys ready?

[01:49:58] All the girls are here except one and Arthur's here, so we can start

[01:50:04] Hear my door opening someone's coming in. Oh, hey Emily. What's up girl?

[01:50:13] That works I look great by the way, I love the outfit. Yeah, I think you're about to go to school learn some shit

[01:50:20] Yeah, oh, oh, hey guys look at Emily

[01:50:23] I'm excited to learn about viewers' lovely messages.

[01:50:29] Yeah, that's gonna be good.

[01:50:31] Are the other guys ready out there?

[01:50:34] We're figuring out the lighting, and it looks great.

[01:50:38] Okay.

[01:50:39] What are your thoughts on the song?

[01:50:41] I think the song was...

[01:50:43] She came in through the bathroom window.

[01:50:44] Oh fuck.

[01:50:45] 25 gifted subs.

[01:50:46] Really?

[01:50:47] You know what that means.

[01:50:48] five four three two one

[01:51:07] my shoulder my back's all fucked up so it hurts uh if someone said looks so goofy on mute who's

[01:51:13] watching muted hello um yeah no this uh this song was good like it was this song really makes me

[01:51:22] we seem like some sort of predator

[01:51:30] we could

[01:51:34] all this action

[01:51:38] all

[01:51:40] hello fan fans here hello

[01:51:43] and girl to go

[01:51:46] look at that you

[01:51:48] kevin's here kevin's

[01:51:50] seven okay now now you want to come here we get out damn you do smell good oh my god

[01:51:56] wait wait how'd you what how'd you do it 25

[01:52:01] I'm gonna give it to you guys.

[01:52:03] You know what that means.

[01:52:05] Four, three, two, one.

[01:52:07] I'll be here.

[01:52:09] Put it away.

[01:52:11] Ready?

[01:52:13] You lost it?

[01:52:15] Yeah.

[01:52:19] Look, Panpan was definitely the best.

[01:52:26] She put a lot of effort in that one.

[01:52:28] Yeah, that was good.

[01:52:30] We can just head out there.

[01:52:32] We can get started. You want to put everyone in a seat?

[01:52:34] of you guys you have to pee yeah go urine I'm okay with that which is some

[01:52:43] good pictures or what really oh my god it is cute yeah well didn't focus but

[01:52:53] you know see out there yeah we'll switch out yeah we'll see in like 20 seconds

[01:52:58] okay all right chat give me two seconds here thanks for all the prime

[01:53:04] subs. What did Knute say? Arthur was the best. Shut up Knute. Bitch. Alright before we go

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[01:55:00] All right, do they know? Okay. Hey! You're live!

[01:55:07] Oh, we were literally about to say something crazy.

[01:55:13] Do you think our conversation was live?

[01:55:15] Well, it's about.

[01:55:16] I mean, it doesn't matter.

[01:55:17] It's not his lives.

[01:55:18] It's actually the same joke.

[01:55:19] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we're live.

[01:55:20] Well, super live, I guess.

[01:55:21] Hey!

[01:55:22] I'm just saying I was number one.

[01:55:24] Really.

[01:55:25] Oh, my goodness.

[01:55:26] What? Really?

[01:55:27] Yeah.

[01:55:28] I mean, I'm trying to find out the rest of the order.

[01:55:31] Am I even on there?

[01:55:32] on there you want to be on there well not particularly happen but yeah of course

[01:55:38] okay she'll be number two can I be like I'm for the green card right that's

[01:55:44] on so that's on so you're for the sex yeah but you're for the passion you know

[01:55:50] my dog you're for like the camaraderie okay and and you I know what's missing

[01:56:01] Which is well yeah, I know

[01:56:05] Hello

[01:56:07] Yeah, it's Kevin taking my we have five these chairs. Yes. What do you mean with six really pretty women invite one more person?

[01:56:14] We should be the white Russell

[01:56:16] Yeah, but he's got much space.

[01:56:19] He's big.

[01:56:22] He's a big boy.

[01:56:24] He's perfectly on the camera.

[01:56:26] He's like 70 tall.

[01:56:28] He's a tall dude. He's very tall.

[01:56:32] You're right.

[01:56:36] And one.

[01:56:38] Can you elaborate a chat?

[01:56:40] Did you project that one?

[01:56:44] Yeah, let me do that.

[01:56:46] God, I don't want to be inside. I'm so bad.

[01:56:48] You know

[01:56:49] So these these mics by the way you pretty much have to suck on so they can hear you

[01:57:14] Do everyone hates Kevin fuck Kevin

[01:57:16] Hello, hey, I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Does everyone like Kevin? Oh

[01:57:20] for aesthetics

[01:57:22] Nick, do you want me to have the lap mic or do you want Kevin to have the lap mic?

[01:57:27] Why? For aesthetics because it's like two, two, and ten minutes. No, no, you just get one. I can have the lap mic.

[01:57:33] Oh, okay. You want to have the lap mic? Yeah, you just... Kevin, Kevin.

[01:57:38] Yeah, well Kevin you have to leave you have to leave.

[01:57:41] Maybe, I'm sorry.

[01:57:43] You have to go. Go.

[01:57:45] Fan, fan, you are so fine.

[01:57:47] Oh my god!

[01:57:48] God, I want to snip Emily's armpit so bad.

[01:57:51] Oh, thank you!

[01:57:53] Ladies, scooch up.

[01:57:55] Sorry.

[01:57:56] Scoochies.

[01:57:57] Oh, scooch even harder?

[01:57:58] Yes.

[01:57:59] Forward.

[01:58:00] Yes, so you can put your mouth into the mic.

[01:58:02] Okay, master, aren't there?

[01:58:03] I wanted to put it, like, on my lap.

[01:58:06] Okay, well maybe you can do that if you can handle it.

[01:58:09] I'm not sure did you did you do the the capture properly what capture so they can

[01:58:19] Yes, sir. Yeah

[01:58:22] Okay, so we're waiting on one more who's on a different time zone

[01:58:29] But we should be okay

[01:58:31] Let me double check here. Okay. It's good. Mmm. Perfect. Katja's gonna be here soon. She's having mic problems

[01:58:39] There's an echo. Oh, maybe your mic is causing an echo. No, it's not an echo. It's the uh, you have the reverb on

[01:58:46] Actually, no, I don't oh is that good now?

[01:58:49] Anal

[01:58:51] Is it better cream pie anal fixed all right?

[01:58:57] Did you hear the good news? What I hit 17 K subs?

[01:59:01] Oh, yeah!

[01:59:03] Isn't that crazy?

[01:59:05] No, I saw it and I wanted to come over and give you a kiss on the forehead or something, but it took shit.

[01:59:11] Yeah, we did it. It was actually pretty awesome.

[01:59:14] It was all chat. So we got to get definitely you three in this shot because you guys are better looking than me.

[01:59:23] Thank you.

[01:59:24] Yeah, it's true. Let's manual focus on Fan Fan there.

[01:59:28] There she is, whoa, she's in focus, there she is, perfect, perfect, okay, so do you guys

[01:59:36] know how this works?

[01:59:37] We have to wait a little bit I guess for one more, it's the, it's the, it's the road trip

[01:59:51] crew.

[01:59:52] Oh no!

[01:59:53] We're so happy!

[01:59:54] I actually have to scoot like a little bit over, so Nick has like more space, Nick

[02:00:01] Oh yeah.

[02:00:03] Oh, um...

[02:00:05] Actually...

[02:00:07] Yeah.

[02:00:09] Alright, how we doing? We got locking in?

[02:00:11] Yeah.

[02:00:13] I'm trying to get closer to you.

[02:00:15] Alignment.

[02:00:17] What?

[02:00:19] Check, can you guys hear me?

[02:00:21] Hello. Is everything okay?

[02:00:23] Pull the can back? Are we choosing?

[02:00:25] Oh, we can just do that a little bit.

[02:00:27] Yeah, we can do that a little bit more.

[02:00:29] I'm drinking the oh

[02:00:33] Actually then

[02:00:36] How's that? Is that not good?

[02:00:39] This is bothering you. Yeah

[02:00:42] So it is bothering you if they say it's good then it's good

[02:00:47] Yeah, they should be fine. Yeah, I think it's good. So

[02:00:53] It's perfect

[02:00:54] Yeah, I'm not sure. You know what's the funny thing is this person keeps getting later and later every single day

[02:01:01] Yeah

[02:01:02] Okay, holy hell. She's uh, she's here

[02:01:06] Arthur you got to talk to chat do something cute. I don't know

[02:01:11] Well, I would have offered anything to drink but under those circumstances

[02:01:21] Hi guys doing oh

[02:01:23] You know what? You know what's cute?

[02:01:25] Arthur made me a welcome basket.

[02:01:27] Yes!

[02:01:28] I did.

[02:01:29] Complete surprise.

[02:01:30] And I didn't even tell me about it.

[02:01:32] It was just a cute little welcome basket.

[02:01:34] I took a picture of it.

[02:01:35] But you guys probably can't see it to be honest.

[02:01:37] I'll try to show you regardless.

[02:01:39] It was like the nicest basket I've ever seen.

[02:01:42] Wait actually?

[02:01:43] Yes.

[02:01:44] Because I had everything.

[02:01:45] Can you see?

[02:01:46] It's somewhere here.

[02:01:48] It has a lot of stuff.

[02:01:49] There's like Vaseline.

[02:01:50] There's a toothbrush.

[02:01:51] brush. He actually got me two toothbrushes in case I like soft bristle or hard bristle.

[02:02:21] I know Europeans, they do it with both cheeks, but in the Philippines they do it with one cheek.

[02:02:24] Oh, okay, I only want one.

[02:02:25] So you're just touching cheeks?

[02:02:26] Yeah, basically like that she's like,

[02:02:29] Arthur, I want a tissue!

[02:02:31] You want a tissue?

[02:02:32] Okay, I'll get a reticue, I'll get a reticue.

[02:02:34] Nick, can you also bring us something to drink?

[02:02:35] Okay, what do you guys want?

[02:02:37] We have our coke.

[02:02:38] Okay, coke.

[02:02:39] Matthew, dude, why do you want it with zero two?

[02:02:41] No.

[02:02:42] Can I have one for us?

[02:02:43] Yeah, no, I don't want it with myself.

[02:02:44] Okay.

[02:02:45] One more time.

[02:02:46] Nick, I'm thirsty.

[02:02:47] What am I going to say?

[02:02:48] No.

[02:02:49] When you talk.

[02:02:50] Oh.

[02:02:51] joke on it sorry all of you okay all right so we got monsters tissue coke yeah

[02:02:58] okay thank you I don't want to because every time I just talk I just stopped

[02:03:09] chewing oh also fan fan how tall are you 174 what's that in feet and inches you

[02:03:16] You do feet and inches?

[02:03:18] What the fuck?

[02:03:18] I know, I'm faking some.

[02:03:20] What?

[02:03:21] I don't know.

[02:03:22] Because you're like, you're like, taller than me.

[02:03:24] I was like, oh, she's Filipino.

[02:03:26] I'm 5'8 and a half.

[02:03:28] You're so tall.

[02:03:30] You should model.

[02:03:31] Ooh, girl.

[02:03:32] I want to be 5'6.

[02:03:33] Really?

[02:03:34] Why?

[02:03:35] I don't know.

[02:03:36] I feel like 5'6 is like perfect height.

[02:03:38] No, but it's so nice because you don't even

[02:03:40] have to wear heels.

[02:03:41] I can't wear heels.

[02:03:42] It's like, I don't have to wear heels.

[02:03:44] I can't wear heels.

[02:03:45] Wait, why not?

[02:03:46] You can just go barefoot, that works for...

[02:03:48] I do wear heels anyway.

[02:03:50] I wear heels when I want to, and then I'm just like towering over everyone.

[02:03:53] Cause when I wear heels, I'm like six feet.

[02:03:55] Oh!

[02:03:56] Yeah, you can model them.

[02:03:58] I'm five-five and a half.

[02:04:00] Whoa!

[02:04:01] I'm five-five!

[02:04:03] She's rubbing it in my face!

[02:04:05] I just said!

[02:04:07] Thank you, Nickyness.

[02:04:09] Guys, how can you not hear me?

[02:04:11] I'm like choking on it.

[02:04:13] But I feel like your torso is like taller than everyone else's.

[02:04:15] Because you're like towering really? I mean on the on the screen. Oh

[02:04:20] That's a good thing. That's a great thing. That's a great thing. Oh, that's why you needed it. Yeah

[02:04:26] Thank you for the tissue Nick wait it was for him. No me. I spit out my gum

[02:04:38] Today is going to be interesting

[02:04:40] Arthur, how do you feel about this man? How do I feel? Look at our life, bro

[02:04:44] what about it it's great yeah I'm actually going to be here I'm happy to

[02:04:50] be here too I missed you guys you too catchy yeah it's nice to meet you guys

[02:04:56] so I met them last night but yeah I was so tired because I was I was I was just

[02:05:00] here to like wait for you guys and you arrived at like yeah I'm sorry we want

[02:05:06] Yeah, I do. We did not know that.

[02:05:11] Well, Nick, how do you know that?

[02:05:13] Well, because she's tracking your phone.

[02:05:15] Oh, okay. Because when I arrived, Arthur shared location.

[02:05:18] Because he wanted to make sure I was at the hotel,

[02:05:20] and so he shared location too. So I was like...

[02:05:22] I love this flatbed.

[02:05:24] Do you want my location?

[02:05:26] Are your location sure?

[02:05:27] I love that.

[02:05:28] Wait, it's not 18 now. Luckily, I also have 18.

[02:05:31] No, I think she's 17.

[02:05:32] Oh, I have 18.

[02:05:34] What are we talking about, age?

[02:05:36] No, no, no.

[02:05:38] What are we talking about?

[02:05:40] No, but I think I already was trying it when we talked about it.

[02:05:42] I and Louis shared it before she even arrived because I was making sure that it's like, because of everything.

[02:05:47] So me and Arthur, we love Find My Friends.

[02:05:50] So we were just tracking, we counted how many we have.

[02:05:53] Oh, people you're tracking.

[02:05:55] I know.

[02:05:57] Guys.

[02:05:58] Why can't you hear me? I'm inside of the mic.

[02:06:01] Ooh, she's inside.

[02:06:03] I don't know what to do you guys not here. Hello. They've been saying I can see it. You can hear me this whole time. Oh

[02:06:10] They can't I have to just you just go one. Oh, I can't go like this like this

[02:06:22] Well, maybe whoa

[02:06:24] Well, I'll try to talk about Mike. Oh, do we even do we even need to like look at each other while we're like talking?

[02:06:30] can't we just like looking through the no that's weird is it weird

[02:06:34] yeah everybody out to

[02:06:38] I have none for anyway so I might as well

[02:06:40] I made up the game a little bit maybe it's maybe it's better we really need to fix the audio in this house

[02:06:45] that's fine I just can't give a fuck to fix it because audio is so cringe

[02:06:49] I just fine um okay ladies and gentlemen

[02:06:54] this is the band council

[02:06:57] Yeah!

[02:06:59] Yeah, this is where we...

[02:07:03] This is where we judge chat, you know, at their lowest.

[02:07:07] And I have a mic. Do not get... Guys, I have...

[02:07:12] I'm watching the game, or the thing. It actually looks fine.

[02:07:16] Blah, blah, blah. Oh, yeah.

[02:07:18] I think they're genuinely just complaining.

[02:07:20] Guys, press one of your complaints just to complain.

[02:07:22] I feel like we're all within the yellow area.

[02:07:25] I'll just hate what she was all yellow anal better. Yeah, it's louder

[02:07:30] They are all yellow anal cream. I'm literally all yellow

[02:07:35] Just a bunch of yellow girls. Yeah, I just noticed that for the record like I don't have like an Asian thing

[02:07:41] Okay, okay

[02:07:46] You look at my YouTube thumbnail thumbnails everyone is from Asia, so Julia

[02:07:50] But there's a reason they're accusing you of it, because there's evidence.

[02:07:54] Okay, the way you say that...

[02:07:56] Oh, here's the thing.

[02:07:57] Can I say something?

[02:07:58] Yeah.

[02:07:59] People always like to find proof that confirms their thoughts.

[02:08:05] That's true.

[02:08:06] The confirmation bias.

[02:08:07] Exactly.

[02:08:08] Yeah.

[02:08:09] Yeah, exactly.

[02:08:10] We knew that.

[02:08:11] We knew that.

[02:08:12] We knew that.

[02:08:13] We knew that.

[02:08:14] We knew that.

[02:08:15] Genius.

[02:08:16] Oh, okay, this might be TMI, but speaking of being synced up, did any of you-

[02:08:26] Yes!

[02:08:27] Yes?

[02:08:28] Oh my god, that's actually nice.

[02:08:29] Oh, periods?

[02:08:30] Oh no.

[02:08:31] Oh, poop synced up.

[02:08:32] Not because it's the one you're talking about.

[02:08:33] Usually if girls spend a lot of time together, your periods synced up, right?

[02:08:37] Yeah.

[02:08:38] Man, there are poops synced up for like the longest time.

[02:08:40] Oh my god.

[02:08:41] Yeah.

[02:08:42] We're poop synced.

[02:08:43] Just in general like there were multiple instances where we were both just happened to be taking shit at the same time and not like staying in the

[02:08:49] Same place or anything just yeah, well completely separate

[02:08:52] Yeah, the triple poop. Oh wait you pooped on us on the other side. Oh, wait you guys are mourning poops?

[02:08:59] Oh, I pooped every morning. I don't want to poop this morning. Oh my god, okay, me and Emily are poops think

[02:09:05] Yeah, I just don't poop. Okay

[02:09:07] Wait you don't poop yet

[02:09:09] I don't fart, I don't burp nothing

[02:09:11] You just charge your battery, huh? Yeah, I just charge my battery

[02:09:16] Within herself I just install updates. I just plug my

[02:09:20] Her period blood go her period blood goes into her bloodstream as more blood for her body

[02:09:26] Genius. Oh my god

[02:09:28] What?

[02:09:30] That's disgusting says you bro. Emily Emily. Yeah, I'm sorry. I shower yesterday. Yeah

[02:09:37] First time with three four days well cuz of my wound I couldn't

[02:09:41] You shower for basketball. I didn't get sweaty so no

[02:09:45] Wait, no, I didn't I had to shower. I was gross. I did not I did shower to Jesus Christ

[02:09:50] All right, be fair also also Nick we're talking about periods. I feel like you can relate to us right now

[02:09:56] Why oh

[02:09:59] Oh, yeah

[02:10:00] That is okay. It has cleared up. You should get that checked out. It has cleared up

[02:10:04] I've never heard someone cum blood.

[02:10:06] Well, you're sitting next to someone who didn't, so.

[02:10:08] Also, it's so weird that when you googled it, like they said you had to do it ten times in a row for you to get it checked.

[02:10:14] Yeah, they said you had to make sure you had to clean it up.

[02:10:16] I was like, get it all expelled?

[02:10:18] Yep.

[02:10:19] I feel like you might have had a UTI.

[02:10:20] Ooh, maybe.

[02:10:22] My P was normal.

[02:10:24] Yeah, UTI's P.

[02:10:26] It came from the staff.

[02:10:27] And like, I'm gonna be honest, that's because we're talking about it.

[02:10:30] Yeah.

[02:10:31] There was a lot less than they normally usually would be.

[02:10:33] Interesting.

[02:10:36] Maybe you just ran out of juice. Maybe you just popped a blood vessel or something. I think so. Right? Yeah, I'm disturbed. Yeah, it happens.

[02:10:43] Can I address something?

[02:10:45] Yeah, Nick.

[02:10:47] There's a lot of space between you and Emily and Nick. I'm not comfortable you being so far apart from everybody else.

[02:10:55] Bruh. I don't stink today. I think. You smell great. Thank you.

[02:10:59] I just don't like getting too close to people to be honest. It's okay.

[02:11:02] But uh, I mean it's not that awkward, but maybe you guys use kind of close and I'm the one that's the normal distance

[02:11:08] No, it's okay. We literally have like

[02:11:11] We're friends and in between us

[02:11:15] Okay, yeah, but

[02:11:19] Fanfan, how did he like your your welcome yesterday?

[02:11:21] I just talked about it like while you were walking upstairs. I was talking about it. They're so like so cute

[02:11:28] Is that it did he talk about the shower curtain?

[02:11:30] Yes! Oh my god!

[02:11:32] I came back and we were like, where the fuck is-

[02:11:35] It was just silent. And so they took me to my room

[02:11:38] and then Kashi's just in there, she's like, ta-da!

[02:11:41] And there's like, just four- no, there's four like, blind curtains

[02:11:47] on the bed as blankets. And then on top of the four curtains,

[02:11:51] there's a shower curtain for like, decoration.

[02:11:54] Also, just like, flat. And then as soon as we get there, Arthur fucks it all up.

[02:11:58] up and it's like I'm sorry I can't I have to put these curtains up so he just

[02:12:03] rules a whole thing yeah because I put the curtains on the bed because I just

[02:12:07] washed them and dry them but I think we make and catchy thought that these are

[02:12:13] like blankets or whatever oh yeah so I feel like it's our fault because okay

[02:12:22] you guys are playing basketball for how long was like four hours oh well we

[02:12:27] I also got food for the kids.

[02:12:29] Yeah, but...

[02:12:30] Okay, because Nick ordered everything, it got cancelled, and then he ordered it again, it got cancelled again.

[02:12:36] And then, when you guys were on the way home, we were like, oh my god, fuck, wait, we have to fix their room.

[02:12:41] And then we thought that you fixed her room before you left.

[02:12:44] I thought so.

[02:12:45] With the shower curtain.

[02:12:46] So 10 minutes before we were like, okay, let's check it out.

[02:12:48] So we went upstairs, and we were like, oh my god, what is this?

[02:12:51] And so we were like, trying to fix everything.

[02:12:53] So that's why the shower curtain was the blanket.

[02:12:56] yeah it was it was pretty fun Nick do you want to see a picture and catchy I love

[02:13:00] pictures okay you find this it was so cute someone in chat said that we're like

[02:13:06] the mom and dad and I'm offended no this morning no those last night so I went

[02:13:14] to go like wash up like take off my makeup and then I come out and I just

[02:13:17] see Emily and Arthur just cuckooing at the end. You woke up and you said you

[02:13:24] take a picture I said yeah and then you fell back asleep. So it's Emily laying

[02:13:28] on the bed normally and then Arthur just horizontal. What time did you guys go to bed at?

[02:13:33] They left at like three. Oh my god. Three, it was three. It was so terrifying. They were sleeping

[02:13:42] nicely and then Arthur just like suddenly sits up and you just like

[02:13:57] Wait to have a question what happened what happened after I left

[02:14:03] There's child talked and then

[02:14:05] Nick went to bed and then me Arthur and they were we're supposed to talk and hang out

[02:14:10] But then they just fell asleep so they were asleep for like half an hour

[02:14:16] They also in the hot tub and then we had an orgy

[02:14:26] No, no there was no orgy's in this house for the record you know of that's true

[02:14:32] that you know of.

[02:14:33] I have family members.

[02:14:34] Oblically, you have family members.

[02:14:35] I have family members.

[02:14:36] Yeah, that should be really sad if we hadn't ordered you without you.

[02:14:39] No, I'd be happy.

[02:14:40] Are you sure?

[02:14:41] You would?

[02:14:42] Yes.

[02:14:43] Well, without you, you'd be happy.

[02:14:44] Yes, yes, yes.

[02:14:45] Why?

[02:14:46] Because if that shit went down and got leaked, I would get the most hate for it.

[02:14:48] You want hate, but it would be in your house.

[02:14:50] No, for this is Chance's house, secondly, this is not my house.

[02:14:54] Okay.

[02:14:55] So Chance is to blame.

[02:14:56] Yeah, it's not my house.

[02:14:58] So I'm just watching the dogs.

[02:15:02] OK.

[02:15:04] Oh, sorry.

[02:15:06] Oh, sorry.

[02:15:07] I forgot you could hear me.

[02:15:08] All right.

[02:15:08] Are you guys ready to start?

[02:15:10] Yeah.

[02:15:11] Yes.

[02:15:11] OK.

[02:15:12] So let me explain how this show works, OK?

[02:15:15] OK.

[02:15:15] So what we've done is, and by we I mean Oro,

[02:15:20] we have collected all the band appeals from all five of us.

[02:15:24] Some of us have more appeals than others,

[02:15:26] Because for some unknown fucking reason, Twitch mods decide to take this upon themselves to

[02:15:35] do it themselves.

[02:15:36] Mods, if you hear me, do not do your streamers ban appeals, you are burning content for them.

[02:15:42] Okay?

[02:15:43] Okay.

[02:15:44] Don't do it.

[02:15:45] Let them sit there and they can pile up and then we can go on things like this or

[02:15:49] you know they can do it on their own stream.

[02:15:51] So a lot of us have more than others.

[02:15:55] And the way it works is, let's say it's my channel, is in the question, I cannot vote.

[02:16:01] So it would be the four of you voting and if there's a tie, then chat votes, ban or

[02:16:08] unban.

[02:16:09] Okay.

[02:16:10] Understand?

[02:16:11] Yes.

[02:16:12] Are we going to talk about like what we like in chat or do we get to do anything?

[02:16:14] So you can plead your case on why they got banned.

[02:16:18] Okay.

[02:16:20] You know, they also have their own ban appeals that we can go over and we can see

[02:16:24] see how that goes. Usually when this sort of stream happens, you really get to see the streamer's

[02:16:30] innermost insecurities. For example, if anyone tells Raffle Gator, like there was something

[02:16:39] that he had when he came to League of Legends or something, he would just ban them and it

[02:16:42] made no sense. What was it, Chad? Yeah, calm down. If you told Raffle Gator to calm

[02:16:49] down I hate that's a band he would permanently ban you I do the same that

[02:16:53] makes sense because it's like I'm calm already and you're telling me to calm

[02:16:57] down fuck you oh exactly exactly so we will we will see maybe not from from

[02:17:03] catchy because she's so new but we will start to see really what people they

[02:17:07] clean securities and even me like you see my insincerity as well but are we

[02:17:11] ready to get started yeah okay so let's give it a go get past those down

[02:17:17] Oh, I forgot to mention that there is if you look at the fiora, there's a panel there for the orange or whatever color that one is

[02:17:25] Yeah, beige beige. So this one is the kicker

[02:17:29] Monk, it's a cross band

[02:17:31] So if someone goes too far and you can enact this you can cross band them in all of our channels

[02:17:36] Or if they're really that bad we will report them to twitch and we will get there

[02:17:43] When do we get to use it once? Oh

[02:17:47] We are all the same.

[02:17:50] Once per thing, one like a report, and one.

[02:17:53] Once per, well, no.

[02:17:54] One paddle, or one side.

[02:17:56] Oh, OK.

[02:17:57] You don't have to use it, because a lot of times we don't.

[02:17:59] OK, it's because there are two sides.

[02:18:00] So we have one side each, or?

[02:18:02] Just one.

[02:18:02] One person.

[02:18:03] One paddle.

[02:18:04] Yeah, per person.

[02:18:05] A lot of times we don't even use it, so, yeah.

[02:18:09] I will use it just because I can.

[02:18:11] I don't have to.

[02:18:12] Sam, power tripping again?

[02:18:12] Yeah.

[02:18:13] OK.

[02:18:14] Well, yeah.

[02:18:15] Obviously, we're going to use their power on weekend.

[02:18:18] Are you ready to lock it in?

[02:18:20] But you can do this lighting, by the way, Arthur.

[02:18:22] It looks like kind of good.

[02:18:22] It looks so good.

[02:18:23] Thank you.

[02:18:24] That's why we took pictures.

[02:18:25] Absolutely amazing light.

[02:18:27] Great job.

[02:18:28] Your forehead is looking like a nice driving movie theater

[02:18:31] screen.

[02:18:32] Oh my god.

[02:18:34] That was fucked up.

[02:18:35] I should have said that.

[02:18:35] Here we go.

[02:18:35] Let's lock it in.

[02:18:36] So the first one here, it's mine.

[02:18:41] So let me kind of fix this chat before I start crying

[02:18:44] because the chat's uh...

[02:18:45] I'm just gonna sit closer.

[02:18:47] Yeah, let me see.

[02:18:47] I don't even know where chat is actually.

[02:18:49] That's it.

[02:18:50] Okay, here we go.

[02:18:51] I will read it just to start, okay?

[02:18:53] This is from AstroBanger, dealer, okay?

[02:18:58] And the first thing he says is,

[02:19:00] God, Emily's so fucking hot.

[02:19:02] Look at me.

[02:19:03] God, I wanna be inside Emily so bad.

[02:19:06] Thank you.

[02:19:07] I wanna sniff Emily's armpits so bad.

[02:19:10] Who's that girl on the left?

[02:19:12] I wanna sniff her panties.

[02:19:13] Her name is catchy, Nick.

[02:19:15] Yeah.

[02:19:16] Please.

[02:19:17] Thank you.

[02:19:18] Isn't he on the left?

[02:19:19] No, I'm not.

[02:19:19] No, she's on the left.

[02:19:21] Yeah, look at the orientation.

[02:19:25] Thank you.

[02:19:28] Unvanned.

[02:19:29] OK, and then his band appeal is I didn't do nothing.

[02:19:33] True.

[02:19:34] So I can sometimes come to the defense of them,

[02:19:37] but honest to God, I don't really care.

[02:19:41] This seems more like an Emily thing.

[02:19:42] Emily, how do you feel when people say things about you?

[02:19:45] Oh my god, thank you, bitch.

[02:19:46] Like, I feel honored.

[02:19:49] You know?

[02:19:50] I think if it's in your chat, I don't care at all.

[02:19:53] If it's in my chat, it's like a little bit too coomery,

[02:19:56] but if it's on other chats, I don't really care.

[02:19:57] Whoa.

[02:19:58] Yeah.

[02:19:59] I'm learning.

[02:20:00] I've only been to you for a month, so I'm ready.

[02:20:02] I'm not like that.

[02:20:03] I just want them gone.

[02:20:04] That's just me, if that helps.

[02:20:06] So like, these aren't bad messages.

[02:20:07] For the record, since you're new,

[02:20:09] I'm with Fiona on this one.

[02:20:10] Weird.

[02:20:11] Yeah, weird but the hot one is okay the inside armpits panties a little much. Yeah

[02:20:20] Like well, they're just typing you know I

[02:20:23] Know he's not type. He's serious

[02:20:25] No, he's just

[02:20:27] I understand like some people do want to sniff and like they will but I don't even know if I'm the girl on the left

[02:20:32] Like that could have been someone else other ones. Oh, yeah, can we get a can we get a I want to sniff Emily's armpits so bad

[02:20:41] Okay, um, let's, let's, let's, no, the chat's actually saying no.

[02:20:48] Yeah, that is, that is, damn, they said no.

[02:20:52] Oh, selfie pod.

[02:20:55] So what we do is ever pick up a paddle, Emily as well, and we'll decide the fate of AstroBanger here.

[02:21:01] Okay, so counsel, on three, lift up your paddle to which you want to vote and show the camera.

[02:21:07] camera one two three what do you have said you want him I like seeing

[02:21:17] compliment oh I'll do that I'll do on then just to support okay she wants it

[02:21:28] but she wants it it's about her she okay because Emily is the one who's

[02:21:34] effected but if she's being unbanned then maybe it's good and it's only once a

[02:21:38] day so Arthur you weirdo like what how am I the weirdo this is not okay

[02:21:44] okay I get it but like all the other things too far relax yeah all right

[02:21:55] it looks like you're unbanned buddy so now this is a catchy band here been live

[02:22:01] four times. Zor... actually no Arthur go ahead read this one buddy. So Zoria said

[02:22:10] Bany please. Alright so can I can I say something about that? Yes. This is not the

[02:22:16] first person to do that. There are people in my chat especially when I

[02:22:19] first started streaming. Oh! When I first started streaming there were like

[02:22:22] not as many people right like hundreds and like they would say please please

[02:22:27] Please ban me they would beg me to actually do that nowadays like I've been stupid for almost four years

[02:22:32] I still do that. I always banned them instantly. Yeah, and it's just like wait. Why do you want me to ban?

[02:22:37] I think it feels like a cross-band

[02:22:40] They have like a little kink I'm telling you right now

[02:22:44] Homeboy was absolutely jerking it got banned came instantly. Is that actually a fetish? Yes. What?

[02:22:51] Where's like my second stream and I was so new there's this one guy who spent me for like an hour saying

[02:22:56] ban me please I was like wait how do you ban because I didn't know how to ban I

[02:22:59] don't know how to mod I modded random people I should unmod them I'm so sorry

[02:23:03] so I'm telling you guys but yeah that doesn't make it because what if we just

[02:23:09] ban them without acknowledging them then what that's all they still come to be

[02:23:14] fair to be fair if we promote ban them now we're just giving him what he

[02:23:18] wants but then they'll just keep spamming he would he would he will say

[02:23:22] the next the first time you unban him he's coming back and he's saying ban

[02:23:26] me please yeah shit again yep yeah so shoot we should I think we should take

[02:23:31] it to a boat okay okay three two one okay cuz it's yours I don't know yeah I

[02:23:42] think I think this guy should be bad because off the strength of just being

[02:23:45] absolutely annoying yeah he got what he wanted you're welcome yeah you're welcome

[02:23:51] If you do unbanned, maybe he wants a chance.

[02:23:55] Maybe he wants to say something.

[02:23:57] Emily, you want to go ahead and read this one?

[02:23:59] Oh god.

[02:24:01] OK, from I do be chatting.

[02:24:03] He do be chatting.

[02:24:04] You're Emily Queen.

[02:24:06] Wind up and point and release.

[02:24:09] Your great grandfather was a ninja.

[02:24:11] Nice one, pussy.

[02:24:12] Who's jerking off right now?

[02:24:15] Joke me off, Emily.

[02:24:17] Bro, at least she's pretty.

[02:24:20] Thank you.

[02:24:21] Oh, and then he mined.

[02:24:23] Emily is so pretty!

[02:24:24] I want to sniff Emily!

[02:24:27] I'm sorry.

[02:24:28] I was a little intoxicated by assume what I was saying was hopefully in context of what

[02:24:32] was happening on stream at the time and just miscommunication on my barb.

[02:24:36] Very sorry for saying weird stuff.

[02:24:37] I'll do better.

[02:24:38] Keep in mind, this was over three days.

[02:24:41] Okay.

[02:24:42] Ooh.

[02:24:43] I think, okay, what I would personally do is I would have timed out not banned.

[02:24:47] But I think my mod banned.

[02:24:49] Oh my god.

[02:24:51] It is very hard to get banned in my chat.

[02:24:53] It is?

[02:24:54] Yeah.

[02:24:55] Isn't it kind of bad?

[02:24:56] No, my chat's having fun.

[02:24:59] Jorgenoff?

[02:25:00] I'm really like, I ban for anything and everything.

[02:25:03] Really?

[02:25:04] Yeah.

[02:25:05] Like if I just get slightly annoyed at a chatter,

[02:25:07] if I'm like, this person doesn't really

[02:25:08] have social skills, I just ban.

[02:25:11] I wish you can do that in real life.

[02:25:12] I know.

[02:25:14] I'm not going to elaborate.

[02:25:15] Now you can't even say good word.

[02:25:19] Well, interesting.

[02:25:20] I say we take you to a vote, because your reasoning

[02:25:24] was not that good.

[02:25:25] What, mine?

[02:25:27] Here we go, three, two, one.

[02:25:31] OK.

[02:25:32] Wait, is it 50, 50?

[02:25:35] It actually comes down to the chat, guys.

[02:25:39] It is up to you, chat.

[02:25:40] There's the logs one more time.

[02:25:43] This guy says he was drunk.

[02:25:45] do a poll mod and tell me what the poll said is for some reason i can't see a

[02:25:48] check okay you know what now that i'm looking

[02:25:51] at it again maybe they're jerking off part is a bit much that very bottom part

[02:25:55] i'd want to see if emily it could have been her saying on stream

[02:25:58] what is it

[02:26:00] exactly

[02:26:02] that's true

[02:26:03] and then that is a challenge to try to be supported with the jokie off

[02:26:07] yet i thought that's a joke right

[02:26:10] he's like trying to go

[02:26:11] He's joking on it, I'm not jerking off, I'm just joking.

[02:26:14] Yeah, but...

[02:26:16] That's joking.

[02:26:17] Oh, wow, oh my god.

[02:26:19] Oh, I need to go to the hospital.

[02:26:21] The thing is, he also said that he's sorry.

[02:26:23] Oh, that's really good.

[02:26:25] What did Chad say, Oro? I can't see it.

[02:26:27] I'm banned.

[02:26:29] Alright, okay, that's fair.

[02:26:31] Welcome back, Jackass.

[02:26:33] Alright, next.

[02:26:35] Mr. Arthur.

[02:26:37] So, who wants to read this from Fiona?

[02:26:39] This is from slim sizzler. He's dead dumb a you're ass eating while playing then don't queue up stupid ass

[02:26:47] Lose points yet again cuz you are ass. I legit hope I never get you on my team again dog shit every game

[02:26:52] I get you you die every time straight dog shit

[02:26:57] On Ben request says you are still dog shit

[02:27:00] He doubled down. I don't even remember that is this someone you got matched with on apex

[02:27:07] Are you just watching you know, you probably match with him on apex and then you got he got

[02:27:13] Nick I respect it. Don't wait what that is summer 2023. I think that's when we played apex together

[02:27:21] That's December is it December?

[02:27:25] Well, sorry, it's well we still played in December you this all wait December

[02:27:31] This was December of last year before I played RP. Yes. Yeah, it's

[02:27:34] It's the same when you play it either way, to lie or to say...

[02:27:36] This is when my life started to fall apart.

[02:27:38] Maybe he's the reason. Maybe it's his fault.

[02:27:41] That was the first time I ever said my fault and my own choices.

[02:27:43] Oh.

[02:27:44] Yeah.

[02:27:45] Listen, here's a deal, Arthur. How do you feel about this guy calling you dog shit?

[02:27:48] I'll be honest.

[02:27:50] Yeah.

[02:27:51] If somebody's ruining the vibe in chat, it's not even about him calling me dog shit.

[02:27:54] It's about him pressing everybody else in chat.

[02:27:57] He's ruining the vibes for the chat, not for me.

[02:28:00] I don't care if he calls me dog shit,

[02:28:02] care if he's kind of ruining the vibe for everybody else in the screen in the

[02:28:05] chat so therefore I don't need you say these things fuck you

[02:28:14] this is not about him ruining the vibes now keep in mind Arthur you have the

[02:28:22] power to pick up that panel and cross ban him in all chats if you

[02:28:27] No way, but this was December it's been like what month and maybe he said ha ha ha

[02:28:34] So maybe he's trying to like give banter or something eight month eight mom's

[02:28:39] I don't care. Did you say give banter? Yeah, ha ha ha ha ha and all caps

[02:28:45] Like dog shit ha ha ha, you know, he's trying to honestly it doesn't matter cuz he has lifted the panel so our voices

[02:28:57] He is gone in all of our channels. Goodbye brother.

[02:29:02] Goodbye. I guess you're the one that's actually dog shit now so.

[02:29:06] Okay it's time for a fan fan walk up. I can read this one.

[02:29:12] Actually I can't read. Wait. How do you read that?

[02:29:17] I can read the Chinese for you. Okay. Hi.

[02:29:21] Emotes. Hi. More emotes. Emotes. Good.

[02:29:24] It says,

[02:29:25] You will speak in English

[02:29:26] Which means,

[02:29:27] What languages can you speak?

[02:29:28] Okay

[02:29:29] Okay, more emotes

[02:29:30] She flew it

[02:29:31] You are a good girl,

[02:29:32] Have you a friend?

[02:29:33] I've been to myself

[02:29:35] I've been to myself

[02:29:37] He says,

[02:29:38] Hi please,

[02:29:39] End block me please

[02:29:41] Aww

[02:29:42] Why did you ban this guy?

[02:29:43] This is fucking annoying

[02:29:44] Shut the fuck up with your stupid emotes

[02:29:46] Don't call me any,

[02:29:48] A good girl

[02:29:50] Oh my god

[02:29:52] I don't know what if he doesn't know English too bad.

[02:29:54] I think it's the language barrier.

[02:29:56] Maybe it's like Innocent.

[02:29:58] I can translate that into Chinese.

[02:30:00] You are a good girl.

[02:30:02] No.

[02:30:04] Also, if you can't speak English,

[02:30:06] you can't get out of my chair.

[02:30:08] Oh my god.

[02:30:10] Oh my god.

[02:30:12] Damn.

[02:30:14] Damn.

[02:30:16] I think English wants through.

[02:30:18] I get that also

[02:30:20] Also because I'm like from the Philippines right but I speak English

[02:30:23] But I have a lot of Filipinos in my chat and they're like oh, maybe you should have like at the gal looks stream

[02:30:28] But I don't watch that

[02:30:31] Pretend of my chat. Okay. Yes, I mean Chinese even

[02:30:34] Even in mixed chat I see people typing in German like speak Deutsch to Huren so sorry for that profanity

[02:30:40] But it's like I'm like bro. Why?

[02:30:42] Piona I'm not gonna lie. I think this guy if I wrote this you'd be like, oh Arthur. Thank you

[02:30:46] Well, it's it's literally like I feel bad for him because it's a language barrier

[02:30:53] clearly

[02:30:55] Yeah, I don't feel bad. I just like get annoyed

[02:30:58] This is a perfect example of the types of people I've been which is like they don't do anything wrong

[02:31:01] But I'm like I want to be like I don't want to see you in my chat

[02:31:08] But the emotes

[02:31:10] I

[02:31:11] Think we just have to have a vote on it now. We can take into consideration her feelings, okay

[02:31:19] You know when it comes to our votes here, so I think we're gonna raise our paddles and everyone on the count of three

[02:31:29] We're gonna vote one two three

[02:31:38] Okay, I mean

[02:31:41] on that one he said please twice he's really sad this poor guy I actually kind

[02:31:52] of see what he wants to say when he gets on then yeah just say I'm back I have

[02:31:57] to grab some from downstairs okay okay okay yeah so you guys got this it's not

[02:32:01] about ESL it's about being annoying what's ESL and you're like oh okay so dude I

[02:32:08] I have some like normal Chinese chatters as well who like understand English, but then they typed me in Chinese

[02:32:13] Okay, not weird wait, so how good are you guys at Chinese not good?

[02:32:17] Yeah, you know, it's really good. Yeah, how about you? I I speak John Cena Chinese

[02:32:23] Okay, me too. Oh

[02:32:25] Because I learned it and because I'm a quarter Chinese I learned it and high school in college

[02:32:31] But it's so basic. Whoa barely remember anything. Why can't you guys communicate? Okay? Wait, let's see

[02:32:36] I would say how good your Chinese is.

[02:32:38] Ni hao, kachi.

[02:32:39] Ni hao, Emilia.

[02:32:40] OK.

[02:32:41] Fiona, ni shihun da pi gu ma.

[02:32:44] I really like that pi gu.

[02:32:46] Do you know what that means?

[02:32:47] What do you like?

[02:32:48] Da pi gu.

[02:32:51] You like that pi gu.

[02:32:53] You know what that pi gu is.

[02:32:54] That means big, right?

[02:32:55] Yes, well, it's my big dick.

[02:32:57] No, the other side.

[02:32:58] I don't know what pi gu is.

[02:32:59] Pi gu is butt, butt.

[02:33:01] It's very important.

[02:33:02] I did not learn butt in college or high school.

[02:33:05] Show them your Chinese

[02:33:07] Oh my god

[02:33:09] No, the other one!

[02:33:11] You forgot it, didn't you?

[02:33:13] Wo yin la, wo de kwa

[02:33:17] You think what?

[02:33:19] I am hard, my flowers

[02:33:21] No, no, no, no

[02:33:23] No, no, no, no

[02:33:25] What? You forgot?

[02:33:27] My flower

[02:33:29] I have an erection

[02:33:31] Was that Spanish?

[02:33:33] Oh, oh, sorry. That was so good.

[02:33:37] Can you teach us something, Arthur?

[02:33:40] Spanish.

[02:33:41] Sorry.

[02:33:42] Can you just say it in Tagalog?

[02:33:44] Okay, there is one word I want you guys to say in Tagalog.

[02:33:47] Okay, it's called, it means like, surprising, okay?

[02:33:51] Nakaka-pug-pabagabug.

[02:33:53] Nakaka-pug-pabagabug.

[02:33:54] I'm going to have to hear that again.

[02:33:55] Okay, again.

[02:33:56] Nakaka-pug-pabagabug.

[02:33:58] Nakaka-pug-pabagabug.

[02:34:01] Nakaka-pug-pabagabug.

[02:34:02] You're the first person who's ever done it like ever.

[02:34:05] Wait, let me try it.

[02:34:06] Okay, Emily, try it.

[02:34:07] Nakhaka-pug-pug-pug-abug.

[02:34:08] Nakhaka-pug-pug-pug-abug.

[02:34:09] Almost.

[02:34:10] Okay.

[02:34:11] Have an arthritis.

[02:34:12] Try it.

[02:34:13] Well, good job, you know.

[02:34:14] Can you say it again?

[02:34:15] Nakhaka-pug-pug-pug-abug.

[02:34:16] Nakhaka-pug-pug-pug-abug.

[02:34:17] What do you guys speak of?

[02:34:18] Nakhaka-pug-pug-pug-abug.

[02:34:19] It's the gallo.

[02:34:20] It means, like, shocking or surprising.

[02:34:22] So it's your turn.

[02:34:23] It's a fucking-sounding word, right?

[02:34:24] It is.

[02:34:25] It is.

[02:34:26] It's your turn.

[02:34:27] It's a funny-sounding word, right?

[02:34:28] It is, it is.

[02:34:29] Okay, so next, try saying it.

[02:34:30] It means, oh wow.

[02:34:31] It means, oh wow.

[02:34:32] Oh, I wouldn't be saying that, but that's okay.

[02:34:34] We're cursing each other.

[02:34:35] If we're not cursing each other,

[02:34:36] it just means like, shocking.

[02:34:37] Oh no, we speak English.

[02:34:39] Rich?

[02:34:39] Sorry.

[02:34:40] All right.

[02:34:42] That's all right.

[02:34:43] All right, all right.

[02:34:44] It's a joke, it's a joke.

[02:34:45] All right, sure.

[02:34:45] All right, ready to move on?

[02:34:46] Yep.

[02:34:47] Okay.

[02:34:48] Up next is Holyfuck.

[02:34:52] Okay.

[02:34:53] Ooh.

[02:34:54] Is this me?

[02:34:58] Oh my God!

[02:34:59] All right.

[02:35:01] Oh my God!

[02:35:05] I will read this one, since I'm probably

[02:35:06] the only one that can.

[02:35:08] Oh God!

[02:35:08] So.

[02:35:09] Probably?

[02:35:10] On, catch, I know you want to,

[02:35:12] but can't tell yourselves, all right?

[02:35:15] Looking for the silver lining says,

[02:35:17] on the sink, on the floor,

[02:35:19] in the bathroom by the door.

[02:35:21] Bars.

[02:35:22] Yo.

[02:35:23] Neal says Nick, space, gir, extra Emily.

[02:35:29] Oh, I just, okay.

[02:35:31] You probably said it by accident, as in like,

[02:35:33] I always say gir, I always say gir, I always say gir a lot.

[02:35:36] Gir.

[02:35:39] Oh, she's reading, she's reading that.

[02:35:41] Do you not realize what it sounds like?

[02:35:43] Huh?

[02:35:44] Do you not realize what it sounds like?

[02:35:46] Why?

[02:35:47] Oh, she doesn't, okay, she doesn't get it,

[02:35:48] she doesn't get it, you don't realize

[02:35:49] what it sounds like, dude.

[02:35:50] What was it?

[02:35:52] Grr!

[02:35:54] Grr!

[02:35:56] Yeah, grr.

[02:35:58] Grr!

[02:36:00] Grr!

[02:36:02] Arthur, help?

[02:36:04] From my understanding, these are two separate words.

[02:36:06] Also, I know it's too soon.

[02:36:08] We didn't vote yet, but this kid is 14.

[02:36:10] And I don't think he meant it.

[02:36:12] Well, he's too young to tell the world in my chat.

[02:36:14] It was a quote, plus I just turned 14.

[02:36:16] Smile, I'm just a kid.

[02:36:18] 14 smile, I'm just a kid.

[02:36:21] A little smile or two names.

[02:36:22] That could be a lie.

[02:36:23] What do you think he's 40 years old saying, I'm just 14?

[02:36:25] Oh, it's a title.

[02:36:26] He's 41.

[02:36:29] He's one of the younger ones in your channel.

[02:36:30] So keep in mind, personally, in my channel,

[02:36:35] we love children.

[02:36:37] And the more children we get, the better.

[02:36:39] Because we can sell our merch to them,

[02:36:41] because they will actually buy merch.

[02:36:42] A 35-year-old that has bills to pay,

[02:36:46] a wife who's not working, you know, with diabetes,

[02:36:49] he doesn't have the extra money to spend on merch.

[02:36:52] Whereas this child who has nothing going on

[02:36:55] has their mother's credit card, will purchase the merch.

[02:36:59] That is true.

[02:37:00] So just keep that in mind, as for what he said there,

[02:37:05] keep in mind, Emily has said that many times

[02:37:08] to me on stream and more so off stream.

[02:37:10] I just say girl!

[02:37:11] Yeah, she says girl a lot.

[02:37:12] Yes. You know?

[02:37:14] so you guys can vote it's really up to you

[02:37:21] we should keep your wishes into account

[02:37:23] and your thoughts for your own channel

[02:37:26] whatever you want it's up to you i just gave you my opinion how i feel you

[02:37:29] can put the way you want

[02:37:30] uh... pressure catching it and then just like this guy is at some point so

[02:37:33] but but but but but but but

[02:37:37] three two one

[02:37:39] all

[02:37:41] out

[02:37:42] which one is taken away

[02:37:44] okay

[02:37:45] welcome back you fourteen-year-old

[02:37:47] fourteen so young that is very young but to be fair when i was twelve i thought i knew everything

[02:37:53] when you were twelve yeah i thought i was so smart

[02:37:56] i thought i was like oh i'm better than everyone

[02:37:58] twelve

[02:38:00] and one point

[02:38:01] no way a fourteen-year-old is typing his first message

[02:38:04] alright this guy's actually not fourteen there's no way that's a fourteen-year-old

[02:38:06] this guy's in his thirties for sure

[02:38:08] i unbend because mick says

[02:38:09] said he likes children

[02:38:10] catchy

[02:38:11] i have a question

[02:38:12] What's your question?

[02:38:13] Has anything changed since you've been 12?

[02:38:16] Do you still feel the same way?

[02:38:17] A bit.

[02:38:20] At the same time, I feel like I was smarter when I was 12.

[02:38:23] I feel like I've lost brain cells ever since.

[02:38:25] I think that's a good thing to think that you were smarter

[02:38:27] when you were 12.

[02:38:28] In the moment, when you're 12, you think you're smarter,

[02:38:30] but now you have more self-awareness.

[02:38:31] Because the thing is, around the time I was 12,

[02:38:34] that's when I was like chronically online.

[02:38:36] So it's all been downhill from there.

[02:38:37] I think that was my peak.

[02:38:39] What, you peaked?

[02:38:40] You were smartest when you were chronically online?

[02:38:42] Yeah.

[02:38:43] No, 12 was the point when I started

[02:38:45] being chronically online.

[02:38:46] Because I wanted to be like a YouTuber.

[02:38:48] So I had a YouTube channel.

[02:38:50] And when I was 12, like with my friends.

[02:38:52] And then ever since then, it's all been downhill from here.

[02:38:55] And now I'm a Twitch streamer.

[02:38:56] Yay.

[02:38:58] I mean, you're trying, but after that one joke,

[02:38:59] you just made it probably not.

[02:39:01] We will see where you end up.

[02:39:03] All right, next one here.

[02:39:04] Katya, who wants to read this one?

[02:39:06] Oh, god.

[02:39:07] Oh, my god.

[02:39:07] What is this?

[02:39:08] I should read it.

[02:39:09] If you want to go ahead you're actually the best at reading so cannonball real friends pee together. Just do it do a gainer

[02:39:15] Wait, I know this guy. This is one of my viewers

[02:39:20] Right now you most emotes. Did you fart cuz you blew me away?

[02:39:25] I want some lech is that?

[02:39:27] Lachan it's the chalapena. It's like pork. Oh, I want some lechon. Oh

[02:39:32] Bro, Elin any beat in micro bikinis showing awesome content. You're doing good. Don't

[02:39:37] Don't show shoulders makes the guys go wild

[02:39:43] Do you do beach streams don't get one man you're gonna wake your friends up Kappa ever been at two guys at

[02:39:56] You're here right now

[02:40:01] Oh my god

[02:40:03] uh...

[02:40:04] but that's going to be

[02:40:06] we said please i'm sorry all please

[02:40:09] please

[02:40:10] well

[02:40:11] we did say the magic word please

[02:40:13] i thought you were doing a q and a session

[02:40:15] i just wanted to know out of curiosity

[02:40:17] wait he is here

[02:40:19] dusty

[02:40:20] what do you think?

[02:40:21] oh f**king loser

[02:40:22] oh my god

[02:40:24] dusty do you have anything to say about this man?

[02:40:27] like

[02:40:28] if you get unbanned are you gonna go back at it man?

[02:40:31] I was gonna go soft on him, but after he said fucking lose there after that with the cap of two he thinks he's so funny

[02:40:44] No, it doesn't even matter. It's just like that. I don't

[02:40:48] You have been eliminated in everyone's chat back

[02:40:56] You got absolutely slept the fuck up messages to catch your

[02:40:59] weird. Keep in mind I wouldn't even talk to her that way and I know her. Yeah, next post here.

[02:41:07] Not on stream. Stop. To be fair we were like alone for like four or five

[02:41:19] hours yesterday. But I had my phone recording the whole time. So I've

[02:41:25] body of everything so I'll get sure go ahead Emily you so cringe is that

[02:41:30] forehead yeah dude are you I swear Emily's mentally ill this girl is mentally

[02:41:38] ill have you seen a psych doc Jesus no you seem like you are worded you are

[02:41:45] mentally ill Emily oh my god thank you know what Emily is like CX except she

[02:41:51] doesn't risk dying on stream.

[02:41:55] Emily, are you mentally ill?

[02:41:56] He's so like.

[02:41:57] I hate this guy.

[02:41:58] He's so invested if I'm mentally ill.

[02:42:01] Stop spreading mentally illness.

[02:42:03] You're spreading mental illness

[02:42:04] by being in the chat, man.

[02:42:05] Mentally illness.

[02:42:06] You're stop spreading mentally illness.

[02:42:07] Wait, I think this is what my viewers too, to be honest.

[02:42:09] I recognize this name.

[02:42:10] Serious question, you get diagnosed

[02:42:11] with any mental health problem.

[02:42:13] Except being part of OTK.

[02:42:15] Ha ha ha.

[02:42:16] Tsushima, any mental health problem?

[02:42:19] The unbent request is crazy.

[02:42:20] I timed him out because I'm like shut the fuck up was worried about the mental health of the streamer. Yeah

[02:42:25] How the fuck is all this getting through? I'm like, you know what it is. Can I break the fourth wall?

[02:42:30] Yeah, what she isn't want to ban anyone because she's afraid people are gonna leave. Is that true?

[02:42:34] Yep, I know it firsthand because I've seen people do it. Really? Yeah, what do you mean do it?

[02:42:39] I won't ban anyone because you know, if you ban people it lowers the CCV.

[02:42:42] Oh, I just want to make sure everyone's having a good time.

[02:42:44] Not everyone deserves to have a good time, right Arthur?

[02:42:47] I'm not gonna lie. This guy probably cost way more people to leave just because of his like outrageous messages

[02:42:52] I don't think well, I don't think people like see it that really good

[02:42:57] When I see too many negative like comments in a chance at ruining the vibe I either stop chatting or I'm like man

[02:43:03] I'm coming back in five minutes. Also. Yeah, I got him at the same time a lot of people see these messages

[02:43:08] But I don't call it out because like sometimes I'll have a message like that no one will comment on it

[02:43:12] But then when I say something about it, they all see it. They're all like, yeah

[02:43:14] We saw that really that is true like the more you talk about it the more people are gonna give attention to it, you know

[02:43:27] Can you read the man feels was worried about the mental health of the streamer? I didn't want to sound mean just concerned

[02:43:35] Sorry, anyone for a thought offended. That wasn't my plan. Can I get back to chat, please? What do you believe that?

[02:43:44] There's no way!

[02:43:45] No, yeah, I don't...

[02:43:47] Honestly, the worst part is that he called me

[02:43:49] you so cringe with a forehead.

[02:43:50] What? That's the worst part?

[02:43:52] No, actually, he's probably just joking.

[02:43:53] And honestly, that's the very first message

[02:43:55] that's concerning.

[02:43:56] It's the fact that he does it over and over again.

[02:43:58] That's annoying.

[02:43:59] Yeah.

[02:44:00] Like, that's annoying me.

[02:44:01] Okay.

[02:44:02] And it's spilling mistakes.

[02:44:03] Let's ask a question.

[02:44:04] Okay, Katchy, would you want this guy

[02:44:06] in your chat talking?

[02:44:07] No.

[02:44:08] Arthur?

[02:44:09] Well, it depends what he's saying.

[02:44:11] The same shit.

[02:44:12] Uh, no.

[02:44:13] I mean they already say that I'm not even kidding you Nick for you if it's are there the outcome lyrid doesn't matter I

[02:44:19] Would literally ban this person not I would I will really reband this person wherever I can yeah

[02:44:24] Wait, you're going to ban this person. I'm not even kidding like that like look how long he's getting away with this

[02:44:29] There's not a single positive message right there

[02:44:33] Emily and I don't like a chatters who go into multiple streams hitting on one specific person that they just hate watch

[02:44:39] There's not one single positive message.

[02:44:43] Okay I'm gonna do it!

[02:44:45] Yes!

[02:44:46] Yes!

[02:44:47] Yes!

[02:44:48] Powerful!

[02:44:49] Yes!

[02:44:50] I agree.

[02:44:51] You are now absolutely viscerated in everyone's channel.

[02:44:55] Goodbye.

[02:44:56] He's annoying.

[02:44:57] You can deal with your own midsalinates on your own.

[02:45:00] He's annoying, I guess.

[02:45:03] Alright, Mr. Arthur.

[02:45:05] Wait, do you have one?

[02:45:07] No.

[02:45:08] Sir Arthur, go ahead and read this one. It's for you.

[02:45:10] Ummm. Don't get me wrong. Nothing gets me going more than sticking my wizard wand inside

[02:45:19] a cream donut that's just slightly warm enough to burn me a little. Anyway, do you want

[02:45:27] to be my donut daddy? Oh wow. I promise to always keep you filled to the brim with

[02:45:34] cream.

[02:45:35] Okay, before you go to the battlefield, is this a copypasta or did they just make this up on their own?

[02:45:40] I don't know.

[02:45:42] I hope it's a copypasta. It is very unique.

[02:45:45] If they just type that off of the top of their hair, that's so concerning. I hope you see that.

[02:45:49] You know what, it could be a gay copypasta because that does imply like donut daddy, you know?

[02:45:54] Wizard wand implies that it's two men.

[02:45:57] Maybe they're just good with their words. They're using their creativity in this way.

[02:46:01] Wait, is donut daddy like a thing that's been sent before?

[02:46:03] No, I've never seen that before.

[02:46:05] It's an alliteration, Dee Dee.

[02:46:07] Why'd they make the emoji so fast?

[02:46:10] Oh, there is an emoji.

[02:46:11] Wait, it's a-

[02:46:12] Is it a-

[02:46:12] Wait, it is a puppy pasta.

[02:46:13] No, it's just an emoji.

[02:46:14] How did they make it so fast?

[02:46:15] Oh, they made it?

[02:46:16] Yeah.

[02:46:17] Is that as fast as chat?

[02:46:18] Spam as fast as you humanly can

[02:46:19] with this exact cover.

[02:46:21] Just send it.

[02:46:22] Don't nut that E?

[02:46:23] Just send it as fast as you can.

[02:46:24] Just control V, control it, do the fuck, yeah.

[02:46:26] Go.

[02:46:27] What?

[02:46:28] I'll just look at someone.

[02:46:29] Whee!

[02:46:30] Whee!

[02:46:31] Whee!

[02:46:32] Can someone send me a-

[02:46:32] I apologize for my behavior. It will not be repeated again. I just want to enjoy mr. Arthur playing apex and rust

[02:46:51] I like his vibes again. I apologies

[02:46:57] Happy that's cute. Well, you're not playing apex and rust anymore buddy. You're hanging out with beautiful women

[02:47:02] Also, keep in mind this is his first message.

[02:47:05] It's not like a regular memory, decided to make a joke.

[02:47:07] I'm not going to lie though, if I saw that message, I would look at it, I'd read it in my mind,

[02:47:14] all by accident out loud. I'd smirk and go on with my day.

[02:47:19] Alright, well it's easy then.

[02:47:20] What's everyone about? Three, two, one. Welcome back, Donut Daddy.

[02:47:26] Welcome back, Donut Daddy.

[02:47:30] You've created a little copy-pasta there for Arthur, so...

[02:47:32] Yeah, perfect. It's fan fans. I can read this one. Oh, yeah, go Nick. Okay

[02:47:39] From vile heart fax. Yeah, you made Clayton's day for sure. Oh, that's our figure. Oh, hi cap

[02:47:45] At Clayton ERP Congrats. I say it that you should buy a ring and ask that girl to be your wife

[02:47:51] Sounds like everything went well. Nick gets mad. So easily our little warrior

[02:47:56] Is that me?

[02:47:58] Will Jason try to talk to Peach, aka Clayton's IRL girlfriend nowadays?

[02:48:02] Dima, oh that's true, Nick is trying to hit something 18 years old girl from Asia?

[02:48:08] It's Patrick from Asia!

[02:48:10] What happened to me?

[02:48:12] Whoa!

[02:48:14] Okay, I'm not gonna lie, even if I just saw Nick gets mad so easily,

[02:48:20] I probably would have banned him.

[02:48:22] Because I don't like my chatters talking any sort of shit about my friends.

[02:48:26] Even if it's like subtle, passive aggressive shit.

[02:48:29] That's actually a really, really good thing to do.

[02:48:32] But just for the record, it's catchy. Say it again with the math?

[02:48:39] Alright, alright. Because there's this thing, right?

[02:48:41] The youngest you can date, technically, theoretically in-game.

[02:48:46] You divide by 2 and add 7.

[02:48:48] No, you divide by... you divide... you minus... isn't it minus?

[02:48:51] Oh, yeah, no, you're right, sorry.

[02:48:53] Okay, okay, I was like, oh God.

[02:48:54] No, I was thinking of something different.

[02:48:58] Okay, so just be the math.

[02:48:59] I'm 33 minus divided by two.

[02:49:01] Divided by two plus seven, I fit that.

[02:49:04] But at the same time, I'm not in my late 20s,

[02:49:06] so you can just assume.

[02:49:08] Either way, just for the record, I have to clarify this.

[02:49:12] Nick is not trying to hit anything, okay?

[02:49:16] Mm-hmm.

[02:49:17] Nick is just hanging out, chilling,

[02:49:19] Having fun.

[02:49:21] Having a lot of fun.

[02:49:23] Great. Great.

[02:49:25] Just for the record.

[02:49:29] Wait, is your age publicized?

[02:49:31] I haven't officially said it.

[02:49:33] So go ahead and read the bad appeal of whoever was doing this.

[02:49:38] That was you.

[02:49:39] I'm sorry, I don't normally write much, but I think this time took a few sleeping pills,

[02:49:45] and that's why I don't even remember writing this.

[02:49:47] it won't happen again.

[02:49:49] That's like a few sleeping pills and I raped a girl.

[02:49:53] Oh my god.

[02:49:55] Sorry, I'm just saying you can't use that when you speak.

[02:49:57] Yeah, actually it's just a cough out.

[02:50:01] You can't handle it. Don't come kind of being in chat, you know?

[02:50:05] Yep. Alright, so everyone here can vote except for Fanfan.

[02:50:09] Wait, it's mine.

[02:50:11] Yep, three, two, one.

[02:50:13] Alright.

[02:50:15] Yeah

[02:50:18] Yeah

[02:50:30] Why is he going in your chat complaining about this yeah, like oh, yeah

[02:50:36] Either row trip or

[02:50:38] Whoa, there's no I didn't even talk to her at this time. We just know

[02:50:42] Yeah, they're just talking shit.

[02:50:44] What the?

[02:50:45] That was the 19th of what month?

[02:50:48] There was TwitchCon.

[02:50:49] Oh, Nick, that was right after the drunk stream

[02:50:54] with Claire and Angela.

[02:50:55] Oh, the Discord call.

[02:50:57] Yeah, the Discord call.

[02:50:58] Oh, OK.

[02:51:02] Am I giving off the wrong vibes here?

[02:51:03] Is this my fault?

[02:51:04] No, you're fine.

[02:51:06] Whoever wants to read this one, go ahead.

[02:51:09] I can't up, Yona.

[02:51:10] Sorry.

[02:51:11] OK.

[02:51:12] You not see it, Emily?

[02:51:13] I'm bad, honestly it's hard to read for me too

[02:51:17] Sit down, he's saving your perfect

[02:51:19] Are you saying you're perfect the way you are?

[02:51:21] No way this chat is that sensitive

[02:51:23] Lamal, Nick is white and black

[02:51:25] He can make that joke

[02:51:27] An ID and...

[02:51:29] Lamal

[02:51:31] Yeah, wouldn't advise that

[02:51:33] I'm so proud of you

[02:51:35] Thank God for the ads, he's so mad

[02:51:37] What?

[02:51:39] Why'd you ban him?

[02:51:41] permanently man this guy myself what what wait wasn't this wait five two my

[02:51:48] mic is scuffed me too what happened to my mic it's probably fun wait nine two

[02:51:55] or five two what was that five what what month is five me oh my god you didn't

[02:52:04] ask that so so keep it probably talking about something serious and oh he's so

[02:52:10] mad yeah you're probably like I probably was mad yeah so I don't really like I mean

[02:52:16] he's just saying what's the truth is you were mad

[02:52:21] okay sorry for not reading the room and saying you're mad you're one of my

[02:52:31] favorite morning streamers every time I come back from work at 7 a.m. I stay

[02:52:34] wait to hang out with you and the chat. If you offend me, I'll be happy.

[02:52:37] Awwww.

[02:52:38] That's what's in it.

[02:52:39] Awwww.

[02:52:40] Also, like, the last message was, I'm so proud of you.

[02:52:42] Yeah, he's a supportive viewer.

[02:52:43] Like, he's a participating member of the community. He just didn't read the room, right?

[02:52:48] Because it's like a meme, right, when someone in the stream is mad and they're like, he's

[02:52:51] so mad.

[02:52:52] Awwww.

[02:52:53] So, it's okay to make mistakes and to be forgiven, as long as I can make some

[02:52:58] mistakes and be forgiven for those. If that's the deal we're striking, chat.

[02:53:04] Then we can unmanned this guy.

[02:53:08] So are we agreeing to this?

[02:53:10] Can you do one?

[02:53:12] Alright, well I don't have a vote anyways.

[02:53:14] Looks like he's coming back for Darvus.

[02:53:16] Can I make a request?

[02:53:18] Yes sir.

[02:53:19] I feel like this is so wholesome.

[02:53:20] It's like why is there not like a bot that says like VIP?

[02:53:24] Ooh!

[02:53:25] We're not going to give him an undue fan to VIP.

[02:53:29] But it's like...

[02:53:30] You're talking a chatter.

[02:53:31] What are you doing?

[02:53:32] Look at him, he says that you're making his day every day.

[02:53:36] He's waking up and staying there for you and like.

[02:53:38] That's a lot of people in mixed chat who don't get the chance to say that in an unbanned request.

[02:53:43] That's true, because they're not banned in the first place.

[02:53:47] I guess I am making a lot of people's days chat. You're welcome.

[02:53:49] I guess, sorry, do you go again? I'm being a jackass, sorry.

[02:53:52] I'm not going here real quick.

[02:53:53] Oh yeah, you can go Pete. We'll take a quick break here and we'll get...

[02:53:57] Let's not get cocky.

[02:53:58] Sorry.

[02:53:59] We will get back to that one as soon as Emily comes back.

[02:54:05] One second.

[02:54:06] Yep.

[02:54:07] So you guys having fun hanging out?

[02:54:09] Yeah, I like it.

[02:54:10] Yup.

[02:54:11] I missed you guys.

[02:54:12] Oh yeah.

[02:54:13] We missed you too.

[02:54:14] How was LA without us?

[02:54:16] It was so empty.

[02:54:18] No.

[02:54:19] Yeah, it felt really empty.

[02:54:20] Did you like your welcome present?

[02:54:22] I loved it.

[02:54:23] I felt like I was coming home.

[02:54:25] That was a so that I don't know did he tell you Arthur tell you how much work you put into that room I

[02:54:31] Mean I checked on the stream even off stream

[02:54:40] Oh, she is quiet and everybody else

[02:54:42] Test. Test. Test. What the? Test. Yeah, I'm really in love. Oh, she's quiet. Ah! I have to talk at that volume.

[02:54:52] Type 4 if her volume is good. I don't even know where this is coming in. This is white.

[02:54:57] I'm not talking any quieter than the rest of everyone. Yeah. It just sound quieter on stream. I'm not whispering.

[02:55:03] Maybe we just got one guide. It's not great. I mean, look at the thing. I am just like a bit lower.

[02:55:11] lower but yeah look when I'm this close it's really like we need to get that

[02:55:15] other hitting minus 10 yeah it's hitting the red my mind if I talk oh oh it's

[02:55:20] better it's better I'm in the yellow right I fixed it yeah yeah testing testing

[02:55:25] you see it yeah okay okay we're saying thanks Nick yeah yeah what did he do he

[02:55:32] didn't tell me like all the work he put in that room was head to toe with

[02:55:36] There was like 15 computers in there. He moved them all. Oh, no, yeah

[02:55:41] Yeah

[02:55:41] Him

[02:55:42] Sell

[02:55:42] Okay, I'll go sell them to him

[02:55:44] Girl, you didn't do jack shit

[02:55:45] You don't know that because you're just raiding in your room

[02:55:47] No

[02:55:48] Girl

[02:55:48] He can confirm, let him talk

[02:55:50] Um

[02:55:51] Katchy

[02:55:53] You were there on the second day after all the PCs and all the chefs and all these things have been moved

[02:55:57] However, yes, you did move probably like 10 to 15 cardboard boxes that were

[02:56:06] Half full

[02:56:06] That's not true because I was like you know because you said that here is this heavy box and I started sweating because of you

[02:56:15] Honestly, I'm to 15. We're both as I were half full that adds up to like over five full

[02:56:19] At the same time. I also wanted to feel useful

[02:56:21] No offense if I gave you any heavier boxes or a PC your arms would have fallen off and if you just slipped on the stairs

[02:56:27] Hey, that's just a girl. That's exactly that's why

[02:56:30] What I want to say is, catchy help where she could, and I genuinely do appreciate it.

[02:56:41] Because it's like everybody has so much strength and so much power to do things, and she put

[02:56:47] her all into it.

[02:56:48] She did more than I did.

[02:56:50] She literally did more than they did.

[02:56:51] You're just rating.

[02:56:53] So my twit longer is going to be a lot shorter now.

[02:56:57] Will you keep me out of it?

[02:56:58] Can you just type it out next to my name?

[02:57:00] Like for, like, positively?

[02:57:02] We'll see, we'll see how they get a feature in a couple weeks, go?

[02:57:05] Actually, yeah, you can, you can-

[02:57:06] Kachi, Kachi, no one's gonna believe

[02:57:08] you're a junk-ass twit longer, motherfucker.

[02:57:10] Yeah!

[02:57:11] To be fair, since then, I've never heard you drive.

[02:57:15] Good for you.

[02:57:16] That's good.

[02:57:16] All right, congratulations.

[02:57:17] All right, let's go.

[02:57:20] Here we go.

[02:57:21] Who wants to read this one?

[02:57:22] I will.

[02:57:23] Go ahead.

[02:57:24] From Inertian.

[02:57:25] Wait, this is someone I feel like

[02:57:26] chats and all of our chats, no?

[02:57:28] I don't know.

[02:57:28] A nurse in says, hashtag justice for doc.

[02:57:33] He says at Roco7722, hashtag pray for Russia, question mark?

[02:57:38] Fanding people over a joke, especially for a new streamer.

[02:57:41] Does not make for a good long-term career, catchy?

[02:57:45] I just want to say, don't listen to that guy.

[02:57:47] It makes for a good long-term career.

[02:57:48] OK, why would they put hashtag pray for Russia?

[02:57:51] I've never thought for Russia.

[02:57:54] Yeah.

[02:57:55] And the justice for doc.

[02:57:57] Yeah, okay, to be fair some of my chatters can like just talk to themselves in my chat about religion and politics

[02:58:05] Mmm. Oh god. So it's like, yeah

[02:58:07] No, this is the type of chatter I think who like first time chatter obviously and just thinks he's being funny

[02:58:13] He's like ha ha. I'm just no online troll. I'm just joking, but then it's not funny

[02:58:16] Mmm. So I said I wasn't looking to do it. Where's the other paddle? Oh, I'm holding it. Sorry.

[02:58:21] I took it for him. I forgot to hand it over. I think it's cut and dry ladies and gentlemen

[02:58:24] Cut and dry. 3, 2, 1.

[02:58:30] Damn!

[02:58:33] Sorry, inertia.

[02:58:35] I'm surprised nobody lifted the frostbite.

[02:58:39] Okay, extremely.

[02:58:41] Oh, damn!

[02:58:42] Oh, wow!

[02:58:43] Wow, look at these people!

[02:58:45] Yours have some sort of a...

[02:58:47] Yeah, a theater.

[02:58:48] I thought the last one.

[02:58:52] Oh, thank you.

[02:58:53] Emily, can I take you out for dinner?

[02:58:56] Hello, gorgeous wife.

[02:58:57] How are you?

[02:58:58] Hello, gorgeous future wife?

[02:58:59] Oh my god.

[02:58:59] Gorgeous wife.

[02:59:00] Gorgeous.

[02:59:01] She and my wife, though, y'all don't know each other.

[02:59:04] Oh, oh my god.

[02:59:05] What is that, though?

[02:59:06] Laugh through the pain, Lola.

[02:59:10] Lola, that's cool.

[02:59:11] Eat some bugs, probably.

[02:59:13] I'm going to marry Emily Van.

[02:59:15] I'm sorry.

[02:59:16] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[02:59:18] I think, oh, I think.

[02:59:20] No, but I feel like he actually wants to wife you up.

[02:59:22] And that could be a compliment.

[02:59:24] Yeah, the fact that he said, y'all don't know yet,

[02:59:27] is a little concerning.

[02:59:28] Because that is like he's too foreign.

[02:59:30] That is true.

[02:59:31] You know.

[02:59:32] So maybe it is.

[02:59:33] And the fact that he said, I think, he doesn't know.

[02:59:37] So maybe the spamming of the multiple fans.

[02:59:40] Yeah, right, right, right, right.

[02:59:43] So keep in mind, 72 is such an odd number.

[02:59:46] It makes you believe that this guy was born in 1972.

[02:59:50] Oh, wow.

[02:59:51] This guy is literally almost 60.

[02:59:53] 50? 60?

[02:59:55] This is a 60 year old man.

[02:59:57] I won't be his wife, unfortunately.

[02:59:59] So maybe, I mean,

[03:00:01] I think he's got to just, you know...

[03:00:05] I think, yeah, I think this guy,

[03:00:07] chat, chat.

[03:00:09] I have to reiterate this because a lot of you don't understand.

[03:00:11] Okay?

[03:00:13] You are not dating any of these

[03:00:15] streamers you're watching.

[03:00:17] You have no chance.

[03:00:19] going to happen yes okay they all hate you I don't hate you but we're not gonna

[03:00:26] fuck you or date you

[03:00:28] I'm just getting on

[03:00:32] that's a joke that's a joke also I stop reading DMs because they're getting

[03:00:39] pretty good good that's good yes okay just keep in mind chat okay they don't

[03:00:47] I don't even want to date me, okay?

[03:00:49] And I give them careers.

[03:00:50] You have no chance.

[03:00:52] Give it up.

[03:00:53] Okay?

[03:00:54] Arthur?

[03:00:55] Arthur, would you date a viewer?

[03:00:58] You're not contributing to the conversation.

[03:01:00] I'm not going to lie, I'm not even reading people's messages because I'm kind of dyslexic

[03:01:07] and a lot of times people put a lot of explaining mistakes into their messages and it triggers

[03:01:11] me so I just stop reading them.

[03:01:13] So there's a very low chance.

[03:01:16] Very low chance?

[03:01:17] Low chance?

[03:01:18] The thing is like, stuff is never like, there's always like a 0.1% right?

[03:01:25] No, not for me. If I find out someone was my viewer or like watches me, recreationally, it would be a no chance.

[03:01:33] In other words, stop.

[03:01:36] Stop.

[03:01:38] I mean, okay, let's just, this is not okay. Let's just go with the next one.

[03:01:44] Yeah, I agree. Sorry, my wedding was a little bit off.

[03:01:47] Oh

[03:01:49] We already know what's happened. Oh

[03:02:00] We already left our opinion

[03:02:04] Marriage is a bit much

[03:02:07] Okay, sorry, okay, let him let him down slowly and make your alt account

[03:02:11] Okay, if you want to understand my logic it's because of like the power dynamic

[03:02:16] You know if I were to date a viewer or start talking to a viewer

[03:02:19] It would be like they know way more about me

[03:02:21] Then I know about them and they know me as fan fan instead of Fiona. I'm not the same on and off stream

[03:02:28] True. Yeah, that's why also Emily I would like to apologize. I didn't mean to say that you don't have an opinion

[03:02:38] To vote in your own

[03:02:40] Yes, I thought you were going to say country, I think we should.

[03:02:44] Whoa, okay, ready to go to the next one?

[03:02:49] Yep.

[03:02:50] I wonder if there's any viewers that think they're marrying me, you know?

[03:02:53] I don't think so, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

[03:02:56] Anyone? Anyone? We can ask the chat right now.

[03:02:59] We're just talking about power dynamics feeling a second ago.

[03:03:01] Yeah.

[03:03:02] So like, for me for example, now that I'm single, isn't any girl that I wrote into on Twitch streamer or viewer there's going to be a power dynamic?

[03:03:09] So aren't I just fried? No, I think the power dynamic doesn't have to do with your relationship

[03:03:13] I think it has to do with the fact that you're a more seasoned big streamer, right?

[03:03:17] So there is one yeah, so what do I do about that then there's nothing you can do about it

[03:03:21] Just don't be like creepy, you know like what's that guy's name? Mrs. Friend not rich the other one, huh?

[03:03:34] What is that bad to talk about first of

[03:03:36] What happened?

[03:03:38] I have hope.

[03:03:40] Next!

[03:03:42] I don't know what I was about to talk about.

[03:03:44] Oh man dude.

[03:03:46] Okay, Arthur go ahead and read this one.

[03:03:50] Can you be my papa?

[03:03:56] Also 2021 by the way.

[03:03:58] I have mine.

[03:04:00] Emily, can you say that word?

[03:04:04] Oh well, no, I will oh

[03:04:08] For you, okay, why do you play with Lulu and saps you?

[03:04:16] Thank you. I'm just kidding Papa. Mr. Ooh Papa

[03:04:22] I bent that person

[03:04:24] Why did I get banned?

[03:04:26] Oh

[03:04:32] I don't even know why I would ban that person

[03:04:36] It's been so long maybe you don't like Papa. Yeah, I think you didn't like Papa

[03:04:46] I'm not even kidding it could have been a misclick because I never banned people for anything unless it's like actually

[03:04:51] TOS. Oh you wouldn't have done this. I don't think I would have banned that person. This is you three years ago Arthur. Yeah

[03:04:57] This is a long time ago. What was your mind set?

[03:05:00] Minus one view on a ten view.

[03:05:03] Not good for a long-term career.

[03:05:07] I think we're ready to go with this one. Okay. Three, two, one.

[03:05:11] Yeah. A lot. Three, oo-oo.

[03:05:13] Yeah.

[03:05:15] It must have been like, or maybe it was the S-word because back then it was like a very hot.

[03:05:19] What's the S-word?

[03:05:20] Yeah

[03:05:24] Yeah, it was freshly like you yeah, really that long ago. Yeah, that's when it was like

[03:05:36] Okay, actually sorry I can read it. I hope the stream crashes. So you choke it

[03:05:41] Huh?

[03:05:42] What is time message? I hope so you choke it choke. What I don't know. I imagine either like choke on a dick or die

[03:05:49] maybe in game this is such a stupid this is such a stupid thing like this

[03:05:54] person said it makes no sense I know it she's a lot of missing context for the

[03:05:59] joke and that's recent yeah yeah I mean like I said I'm really liberal with my

[03:06:03] banning and I'm see banning myself instantly I'm really fast at modding when

[03:06:10] I'm like you do a stream nice so how do we feel about this do you read the

[03:06:14] no it was my first chat and I thought it would be funny since you needed a

[03:06:18] requirement to meet. I don't know what that means. What's the requirement? What does it have to do with choking?

[03:06:22] I know exactly. I realize my mistake now. I'm sorry. But he's sorry. But he is sorry.

[03:06:29] Honestly, I personally would unfan this. I'll give him a chance. I think people who

[03:06:33] apologize like I think nowadays in the current day and age it's hard for people to

[03:06:37] admit their mistakes and apologize. Me on the other hand, I admit my mistakes all the time

[03:06:41] and I'm the first one to apologize because I'm a better person. I just remembered.

[03:06:44] This was my bounty, so I hope the stream crashes so you choke it.

[03:06:49] What?

[03:06:49] So you're like, oh no, he choked, you know?

[03:06:52] Oh, OK.

[03:06:53] He doesn't want you to get the bounty money?

[03:06:55] Yeah.

[03:06:55] Oh.

[03:06:56] Oh.

[03:06:57] That's right.

[03:06:58] Ready to vote?

[03:06:58] Yeah.

[03:06:59] Yeah.

[03:07:00] 2, 1, welcome back, buddy.

[03:07:03] Yep.

[03:07:04] Welcome back.

[03:07:04] One more chance.

[03:07:05] Start chocin' yourself.

[03:07:06] Don't blow it.

[03:07:07] OK.

[03:07:09] Wait, didn't we already ban this guy once?

[03:07:11] Is this his channel?

[03:07:12] All right, go ahead.

[03:07:12] Oh, wait.

[03:07:13] Yeah.

[03:07:13] Actually, I think we really want to hear

[03:07:17] He was in mine, I believe yeah, we really want to hear

[03:07:22] Catch you

[03:07:25] I got latex surgery like a couple years ago. It's so bad right now

[03:07:30] What's that? Where's it starts with a G?

[03:07:32] Gripping okay, I'm gripping right now. I'm gripping

[03:07:37] I'd let Angela step on me. I'd let Angela

[03:07:40] What's that bird feed bird feed me? What?

[03:07:44] Hey, booba. Holy booba. Holy booba. Craig Adam

[03:07:50] Huh, Craig Adam. I'd give you this. Wait wait wait wait wait. Wait. I can't read.

[03:07:56] catchy I will take over for me

[03:08:03] Who the fuck do a fist bump at the end fat 0 7s

[03:08:08] Uh, sup my nice guy by using the word D instead. I love whatever

[03:08:14] Exercise your daughter assuming she's 18

[03:08:18] Arthur daughter

[03:08:20] That's horrifying

[03:08:24] It's an actual word. Oh, what is it?

[03:08:26] So I explained it in the past the words digger is coming from German culture

[03:08:31] It has nothing to do with the n-word. So is it a German word? Yes

[03:08:35] So therefore doesn't exist in our vocabulary where you you guys just don't use it and I feel like it's like

[03:08:41] Whoa, I'm offended. It sounds similar to my word

[03:08:44] Stop my

[03:08:46] Yeah, yeah, you can say it

[03:08:50] But then at the same time it's like because of that he might be baiting it

[03:08:58] Yeah

[03:09:05] Bird bird feed me. Huh? Look look at the bad girl. Listen here mother fucker

[03:09:11] When she gets 18, I'm getting the train ran on her recorded and posted with consent. That is insane

[03:09:25] My daughter who's not even born yet, you know or any golden buzzers all right

[03:09:30] Is this vote?

[03:09:31] No, go left, go left.

[03:09:33] Anyone?

[03:09:35] I don't have one left.

[03:09:35] Oh, I can do it.

[03:09:38] I can do it.

[03:09:38] Lift it.

[03:09:39] Yes.

[03:09:40] Oh my god.

[03:09:41] Report it!

[03:09:43] That is a good report.

[03:09:43] Good report.

[03:09:44] That's changing.

[03:09:45] Report to the Twitch for threatening my unborn daughter.

[03:09:48] Do not run a train on my daughter, you sick freak.

[03:09:52] OK, we're moving on.

[03:09:55] This is funny, we're focusing on Mike.

[03:09:58] OK, here we go.

[03:09:58] OK, sorry.

[03:09:59] Thank you.

[03:09:59] All right, go ahead. Who wants to read this one?

[03:10:02] I can read it.

[03:10:03] So this is from its catchy stanner.

[03:10:07] View account dropped by 50 when you said you don't want to show your ass.

[03:10:12] Tech W.

[03:10:13] Oh no.

[03:10:14] And the bad appeal is, it's true though.

[03:10:18] 50 isn't bad.

[03:10:19] What's he saying?

[03:10:20] Oh no.

[03:10:21] Bro, is this guy, is he pocket watching 50 viewers?

[03:10:25] That's insane.

[03:10:26] I'm going to be honest.

[03:10:27] I'm gonna be honest, back when I played Apex, if he said drop by 50, I would have cried.

[03:10:32] Oh my god.

[03:10:33] I'm like nowhere, I dropped from 100 to 50.

[03:10:36] So...

[03:10:37] Yeah.

[03:10:38] That'd be devastating.

[03:10:40] It would be devastating.

[03:10:41] I hate view count Andes.

[03:10:43] You hate view count Andes?

[03:10:44] We're surrounded by four of them.

[03:10:46] No, well, we don't.

[03:10:47] I hate chatters.

[03:10:48] Oh, chatters.

[03:10:49] Oh, no.

[03:10:50] Chatters and pocket watch views are like...

[03:10:53] Oh, yeah.

[03:10:54] Yeah, they are.

[03:10:55] jalaat if you don't want to watch me leave like can you just not come in

[03:10:58] another month and stay exactly what i was saying oh my god you're not showing

[03:11:02] your ass fifty people are you gonna leave you including myself

[03:11:05] you would probably get more never you never mind

[03:11:08] so let's let's let's just do the bad appeal for this guy

[03:11:11] uh... three two one's pretty obvious

[03:11:15] oh shit

[03:11:17] sorry sorry i pulled up the wrong way

[03:11:19] it's pretty obvious you shouldn't have said that

[03:11:21] that was a that was a that was a

[03:11:23] He was just honest

[03:11:26] Okay, who wants to read Emily's here? Oh, I think oh, it's German. Yeah, so

[03:11:31] Hike 27 says hello, Leute, wie spät ist das bei euch? Okay? What's that mean?

[03:11:36] Hello guys, how late is it? Where you guys are?

[03:11:40] Hi

[03:11:41] Greetings from Germany. Whoa. Hello, my dick

[03:11:46] suck my dick

[03:11:48] Oh

[03:11:50] Very quickly keep in mind he came back

[03:11:54] Every year nine months later. Oh, yeah

[03:11:59] And then nine months later he came back

[03:12:04] A year and a half from when you know 2021 June or

[03:12:12] Like one of the lurkers out there who never type in chat and then I guess maybe that one time

[03:12:17] he's like oh my god i have to type but then all this time all these three years you know

[03:12:22] like you can imagine well the appeal is can you lift the band please i would like to participate

[03:12:30] in the chat again thank you i don't like you didn't say sorry or anything yeah yeah yeah he seems so

[03:12:37] entitled yeah okay three two one lift it I don't think anyone's stuck in it buddy

[03:12:45] I'm sorry I do like that he censored it that cracks me up we're in the same boat

[03:12:50] man all right wait is it it's catchy no oh my god she imagine oh my god

[03:12:58] wait wait it's 2021 I didn't even know we knew

[03:13:05] I haven't read it for that long.

[03:13:07] What have you been using him?

[03:13:09] Izzy Tachi.

[03:13:11] I can't even read it.

[03:13:13] What's up? Trying to reach masters this split?

[03:13:15] Yo Arthur, do you sit for Lulu?

[03:13:17] I won't tell.

[03:13:19] I'm down for a second.

[03:13:21] Why am I cringe?

[03:13:23] Dude, why am I cringe?

[03:13:25] It was just a joke.

[03:13:27] Oh wow.

[03:13:29] It was the S word.

[03:13:31] It must have been super hyped to like

[03:13:33] You used the S word, you're kind of like asking to get banned and it was T.O.S.

[03:13:36] I was like, eh, what's the S word?

[03:13:38] Like you can't, yeah.

[03:13:40] Back in the day, it was telling you you were kind of like bad.

[03:13:42] I don't know how anyone cared though, right?

[03:13:43] No, no, I was scared back then.

[03:13:44] You know, people actually kind of cared at that time.

[03:13:46] Because when it first came out as a ban term, people were like,

[03:13:48] you can get your Twitch channel banned if you use the word simp.

[03:13:51] Yeah.

[03:13:52] That's insane.

[03:13:53] By the way, I think it's egregious, by the way.

[03:13:54] Oh yeah, no, I agree.

[03:13:55] But it's...

[03:13:56] You know why they did that.

[03:13:57] Why?

[03:13:58] Why?

[03:13:59] No, I don't know.

[03:14:00] Because people were calling viewers like simps and stuff.

[03:14:01] we're calling mods that.

[03:14:03] Oh.

[03:14:04] Oh, yeah, that's what mods are.

[03:14:05] I feel like I've never even added it, 100%.

[03:14:07] Whoa, what's that?

[03:14:07] Yeah, I remember, actually.

[03:14:09] Yeah, that's why that happened, which is absolutely

[03:14:11] just insanely similar.

[03:14:12] I'm glad it's not as serious now, all right?

[03:14:17] Yeah, so it is what it is.

[03:14:20] But what about?

[03:14:24] OK, yeah.

[03:14:24] His vibes are kind of weird.

[03:14:27] Yeah, I think we've got it.

[03:14:28] to one

[03:14:30] but you can tell me

[03:14:33] but don't care about you with literally like you left this platform don't give

[03:14:36] up so

[03:14:37] who

[03:14:38] that time at the door dot

[03:14:40] next

[03:14:41] ho

[03:14:43] is the fan for what we would like

[03:14:46] safe scummer

[03:14:47] on the wall

[03:14:48] oh no

[03:14:49] panic

[03:14:50] savage

[03:14:51] clean air

[03:14:53] you look like you smell like nothing

[03:14:54] you look like you cried last night

[03:14:56] I feel like you had some real good fuh

[03:14:58] What?

[03:15:00] Why is he saying the same thing though?

[03:15:02] It was just annoying

[03:15:04] Looking back on this, I'm cringing a bit

[03:15:06] I don't know what possessed me to say those things

[03:15:08] But I learned my lesson, sorry for any frustration that was caused

[03:15:12] That was actually fine

[03:15:14] I mean, sorry

[03:15:16] Whenever I see an annoying chatter, I check their logs

[03:15:18] And you clearly can see 9 messages

[03:15:20] So I'm just like, why are you being weird?

[03:15:22] Oh, are you being annoying?

[03:15:24] maybe he learned now it's just like you know disrupting the chat for no

[03:15:30] reason plus as you guys can tell I am very liberal with my band I've been like

[03:15:33] whoever and whatever but then I stick by it because I'd rather you know weed out

[03:15:37] a couple like weed out the bad ones and also get a few potentially neutral ones

[03:15:41] then have any bad ones look at this a powder you do anything to you yeah I

[03:15:45] think I would have been okay the thing is I don't like when people say you

[03:15:51] look like you look tired like it's it's okay most of the times but he's very

[03:15:57] saying it three times in two minutes and it's nothing positive you're ready to

[03:16:04] go and I know three two one I think they apologize yeah they can learn their

[03:16:08] lesson you want to settle for like a bad day or whatever they're absolutely

[03:16:12] gonna come back and they're gonna be the most ideal chatter oh I'll read this

[03:16:17] one because this is one of my personal bands sorry sponsor everyone so LSF can't

[03:16:25] focus on one to cancel big bag bag cry lol turn him down imagine simping a chick

[03:16:35] bro canute be her black pearl at any below four tips suicide suicide suicide

[03:16:42] and suicide? Four tips for loneliness? Oh my god, don't even say it! Are these recent messages?

[03:16:50] Look at his name. Keep getting banned. Well, yep. So Nick was watching a video on

[03:16:58] tips for loneliness and I gave a quick and easy answer for. Bro. After reflection I

[03:17:04] realized this is not and never is the answer even jokingly for loneliness.

[03:17:08] Some previous messages are also out of context because I am really a wholesome

[03:17:12] generally I can't remember I can't remember that but I'm sorry from now

[03:17:17] on we'll only give better tips for those what like watching it all huh this is

[03:17:24] kind of crazy because it's super edgy really bad joke yeah but then it's a good

[03:17:28] apology yeah that's why he's like I don't think I would keep man I actually

[03:17:34] report him you know everything not you yeah you're the only one I have not used

[03:17:40] mine left hmm like suicides no joke guys it really isn't funny yeah especially

[03:17:46] on a public platform like this you know it's not funny at all set it twice for

[03:17:49] attention as well yeah and you know what's crazy it says I banned him but

[03:17:58] I don't even remember doing that, so.

[03:18:01] Probably just saw it so many times,

[03:18:03] you're like, what the fuck?

[03:18:04] And then then.

[03:18:05] Yeah.

[03:18:07] So I think we can go ahead and vote, guys.

[03:18:09] OK.

[03:18:11] Three, two, one.

[03:18:16] Sorry, buddy.

[03:18:17] Bye.

[03:18:18] No, I see chat saying, you do those jokes all the time.

[03:18:21] It's different when we have the vibe.

[03:18:24] Yeah, if it's a joke or not.

[03:18:26] Yeah.

[03:18:27] Theoretically in-game.

[03:18:29] like the delivery

[03:18:31] yet uh... catchy

[03:18:33] uh... who was read this one

[03:18:38] i say we're allowed to be hypocrites like chat is not a democracy

[03:18:42] you know if we can't ban whoever who wants our channel

[03:18:45] it doesn't have to be good like what you know that

[03:18:48] yet it doesn't have to be fair

[03:18:51] approach

[03:18:51] yeah and that's why i would have to have to be there gets more reason to buy

[03:18:54] so

[03:18:55] it works

[03:18:56] and the end be jerked it's one two three says calm this case

[03:19:01] body count

[03:19:03] ten gifted sale

[03:19:05] you fucked

[03:19:06] a midget

[03:19:08] question mark

[03:19:10] from ron

[03:19:11] it was a joke

[03:19:12] do the worst joke ever

[03:19:15] are people just unfunny?

[03:19:16] yeah, well...

[03:19:17] there's nothing funny about this

[03:19:19] how is that a joke? where's the punchline?

[03:19:22] it's like

[03:19:23] I don't even know the context of that, like I've never talked about midget.

[03:19:27] What does that even mean?

[03:19:30] That's just weird.

[03:19:34] Even if you replaced midget with anything, it would be such a weird question.

[03:19:40] That's true.

[03:19:41] Yeah.

[03:19:42] Like everything about this is like, what is happening?

[03:19:45] That's true.

[03:19:47] Well, okay.

[03:19:49] What? You want to defend it?

[03:19:50] He's here?

[03:19:51] He's here?

[03:19:52] Hey. What's he saying now? No way. Okay, explain that. All right, you want to explain, explain yourself. So, I'm listening, the heck?

[03:20:11] Okay, he's brewing here. He's brewing.

[03:20:16] Oh god, he's typing one whole essay right now.

[03:20:19] There's no way, like how can you save this?

[03:20:22] But I guess we'll see.

[03:20:24] The crazy is like, I love just fuck, yeah.

[03:20:28] I was just projecting guys.

[03:20:31] I am a midget.

[03:20:33] Maybe we'll say that.

[03:20:35] Maybe he's just trying to, wait.

[03:20:37] Okay, what is he even saying?

[03:20:40] what okay that's why I said huh the 0.5 so you'd fuck a midget what I've never

[03:20:49] talked about midgets in my life the only midget I know it's Hasbulla and I've

[03:20:51] never talked about Hasbulla in my streams well we he tried I don't

[03:20:59] understand I get it but it's like bro so he asked to use like buddy counts so

[03:21:07] You probably said like a number like 1.5, 2.5, 3.5

[03:21:11] Ohhhh

[03:21:13] Because you said 0.5

[03:21:15] Yeah, you said 0.5

[03:21:17] How do you know I said that?

[03:21:18] When I watch your streams, I was probably watching

[03:21:20] Wait, what if you say your body count was...

[03:21:23] I thought my body count was 1.5

[03:21:25] What?

[03:21:27] I don't understand

[03:21:29] Wait, is that where your body count is? 1.5?

[03:21:31] I would say so

[03:21:33] Okay, no, I...

[03:21:35] It doesn't count so...

[03:21:37] I don't want to elaborate, because people know who I am now, so I can't do anything.

[03:21:42] 1.5? That's less than me, you fucking loser.

[03:21:46] Oh, I actually know. I was joking about that.

[03:21:51] Okay, I got it. Okay, moving on.

[03:21:54] Can we not shame each other? Can we like, compliment each other?

[03:21:56] Like, I think we can be like, a loser, holy fuck.

[03:21:59] Oh my god!

[03:22:00] Oh, wow.

[03:22:01] How about we compliment each other?

[03:22:03] No, it's just funny to find someone worse than me.

[03:22:05] You ready to go?

[03:22:07] Well, I don't know. What is the consensus?

[03:22:09] I don't know.

[03:22:11] All right. Three, two, one.

[03:22:14] Okay, sure.

[03:22:15] Wait, what?

[03:22:16] I think it's funny.

[03:22:17] Have I not been here?

[03:22:18] Okay, no, no, no. That I know what I said.

[03:22:20] I mean, I think...

[03:22:21] That is weird.

[03:22:22] Oh, is it?

[03:22:23] Because he's like 10 gifted states.

[03:22:26] Wait, what?

[03:22:27] In his earlier message.

[03:22:29] I don't understand.

[03:22:30] Oh, he's the one who asked for a body cat.

[03:22:32] Yes, there's like nothing funny about it.

[03:22:34] Oh, I think someone gets to leave that in the chat box.

[03:22:38] I don't know.

[03:22:40] How about chat just, folks?

[03:22:41] All right, can we all admit that we're all just confused,

[03:22:43] and we're just going to keep this guy banned,

[03:22:45] and we're going to move on?

[03:22:46] OK.

[03:22:46] Oh, I'm sorry.

[03:22:47] I think you're funny.

[03:22:48] All right, we're just going to move on.

[03:22:50] Sorry.

[03:22:52] OK, sorry.

[03:22:53] OK, this is a long one.

[03:22:56] I guess I can read it.

[03:22:58] Holy fuck, Emily.

[03:23:00] Oh, what?

[03:23:01] Emily, I've decided we should get married.

[03:23:03] Oh wow!

[03:23:04] What is your bone density?

[03:23:06] Oh my god!

[03:23:07] Deep like...

[03:23:09] What's that?

[03:23:10] Makak in your booty.

[03:23:11] Whoa!

[03:23:12] Unlike Makak in your booty,

[03:23:14] deep like our friendship,

[03:23:16] her name is Emily.

[03:23:17] That's my name.

[03:23:18] Bur...

[03:23:20] Burry...

[03:23:21] Makakiner.

[03:23:22] Burry Makakiner.

[03:23:23] He lost his nice wife.

[03:23:24] The mom of a housewife,

[03:23:25] the world of warcraft.

[03:23:27] I'm born here for your...

[03:23:28] What?

[03:23:29] He still made it the right way.

[03:23:30] How are you not getting paid?

[03:23:31] There you go!

[03:23:32] My bad!

[03:23:34] How is he even getting away with it?

[03:23:36] My bad.

[03:23:37] Your friend is smarter than you.

[03:23:39] Dick Pussy Butthole Ass, the 4-4-4 combo.

[03:23:42] Okay.

[03:23:43] That has to go for 15 minutes.

[03:23:45] I believe I am a Pussy Dick Ass in the lineage.

[03:23:50] Okay.

[03:23:51] My bad.

[03:23:53] His bad appeal is, I think I'll be able to contribute better things now.

[03:23:58] Aw.

[03:23:59] Like trying.

[03:24:01] Dude part of me wants to unbend this guy and just see what he says

[03:24:10] Emily yeah, this guy said I'm horny for your fat pussy and didn't get down that's great. Well, is that a compliment?

[03:24:17] It's just it maybe just slipped through the cracks, you know like it's actually

[03:24:31] I just want to see how far I can go.

[03:24:34] I would say I have three mods.

[03:24:38] I have literally three mods.

[03:24:39] This is dead.

[03:24:40] Oh, okay.

[03:24:41] Not you, it's me.

[03:24:42] They were probably sleeping.

[03:24:44] And you have three mods?

[03:24:45] Yeah.

[03:24:46] So it's fine.

[03:24:47] Like I feel like the chat is fine and like, if you see that isn't kind of funny.

[03:24:53] No.

[03:24:54] You just see that fly through a chat.

[03:24:55] I get what you mean, though.

[03:24:56] That's why my DMs are still open, but I stopped reading, then I simply stopped.

[03:25:00] That's good.

[03:25:01] Yeah, it's just like, I'm horny for your fat pussy.

[03:25:03] Oh, you silly goose, you know?

[03:25:04] Oh my god, it is.

[03:25:05] But it should stay banned, I would say.

[03:25:08] Emily, Emily, Emily.

[03:25:10] What?

[03:25:10] What about the other women that are in your channel

[03:25:13] that makes them feel uncomfortable?

[03:25:18] I've only hit stream with Fiona.

[03:25:20] No, but the viewers.

[03:25:21] Oh, the viewers?

[03:25:22] Oh, right.

[03:25:23] My channel, we don't have anything in this channel

[03:25:27] that would make anyone ever feel uncomfortable.

[03:25:29] We are very, very cautious of people's feelings.

[03:25:31] Oh, really?

[03:25:32] OK.

[03:25:33] That's good.

[03:25:34] Really?

[03:25:35] That's interesting.

[03:25:36] Yeah, like we don't think.

[03:25:37] That's so interesting.

[03:25:38] Yeah, it's true.

[03:25:39] Really, every single member of your community, huh?

[03:25:44] Yep, everyone feels great.

[03:25:45] It's good.

[03:25:46] So let's just go ahead and vote on this guy here about,

[03:25:49] what do you say, my cock in your booty?

[03:25:52] So three, two, one.

[03:25:55] Yeah, that's fair.

[03:25:56] I would ban.

[03:25:57] OK.

[03:25:58] I'm sorry.

[03:25:58] It's all good.

[03:26:00] Hep?

[03:26:01] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:26:03] Mr. Arthur?

[03:26:04] Why is Arthur so tiny? I can't even fucking read it.

[03:26:07] Oh, that's so smart.

[03:26:08] I can't.

[03:26:09] I can read it, no one else can see it.

[03:26:10] Okay, I'll read it.

[03:26:12] Unbanking Dom 420.

[03:26:14] Mr. Arthur.

[03:26:16] What one hour break I take a break when I want to.

[03:26:19] Lol.

[03:26:20] At Mr. Arthur, when did heterosexual activity become something weird?

[03:26:24] Come on, bro.

[03:26:25] What?

[03:26:26] So if I asked he was clapping a chick, I get banned.

[03:26:30] But if I asked if he wants to suck Canute's nipples,

[03:26:33] when Canute jerks him off, I get VIPs.

[03:26:36] I don't know who I am, but let's say more people know me

[03:26:42] than you, heck, W.

[03:26:45] OK, you go check.

[03:26:46] Who's that chick on your Insta, the second pick?

[03:26:51] You slapping that friend's titties?

[03:26:53] Back in 2020.

[03:26:55] some dumbass BAMI

[03:26:59] no way bro

[03:27:05] well Arthur how do you feel about that

[03:27:09] he's so lovely wow I don't know that he amused me right now but it's like

[03:27:16] I don't know what to say

[03:27:20] he said some dumbass BAMI was you

[03:27:26] Like I would keep him banned personally but he was funny. Doesn't make sense.

[03:27:31] It's funny to look back at it.

[03:27:33] But see it in chat now, it's in the common word.

[03:27:35] I think we vote. Three, two, one. Everyone vote, Kachi? Really?

[03:27:42] Yeah.

[03:27:43] Okay, I thought he was funny.

[03:27:44] A woman saved ban.

[03:27:45] I think it's really funny and unbanned requests when there are like some synth white night mod ban.

[03:27:50] Usually it's me with myself.

[03:27:52] I just see my name like shit.

[03:27:54] And also those four years ago, I feel like they're not coming back, you know

[03:28:11] One of the cables must be broken. Yeah, oh, no

[03:28:16] No, it's not your fault our fault

[03:28:19] But our following my fault

[03:28:24] it just keeps turning off we have to test test test it's good I cannot read the

[03:28:29] name though it's Nito it's Nito yeah it's Nito you are helping them not for

[03:28:36] long anyways what the frick you doing how about you go touch grass capital D

[03:28:42] colon friend at huh holy I can't ever tune into stream to normal convolves

[03:28:50] It's the fun part holy you're whiter than the wall behind you

[03:28:56] People say that all the time and don't get banned by the way, it's not that why don't you play a real game like CS?

[03:29:01] Okay, let me explain this ban first. So you guys can understand what types of chat as I ban

[03:29:05] I don't listen my chatter say a lot of wild shit and they don't get banned

[03:29:09] But people like this that are just annoying and like of course

[03:29:13] I see that and I check the logs and I see all their messages and every single message is just like annoying and bothersome

[03:29:19] I want to read my chat and be happy or not like be happy

[03:29:22] I want to have a good time with my chat if this guy's just coming in every so often and like typing a random ass message

[03:29:28] I don't want him my chat. That's true like every single message is negative because it would be okay if every like most of it

[03:29:34] Is positive and then sometimes oh something negative or like banter or whatever, but every single message is negative

[03:29:40] So yeah, and then we're wrong anyway. You can call me pressed or whatever, but like I'm my chat is like very

[03:29:47] dictatorial

[03:29:48] So it's like if I rockers community. Yeah, no

[03:29:51] Yeah, I just I like it a certain way and if you're not if you don't fit into that way

[03:29:55] I just I take you out so chat like streamers are allowed to have this shape their chat so that they want them because it's

[03:30:01] They're there. It's there. I only stream 16 hours a day so she can have her chat be the way that she wants it

[03:30:07] Yeah, Emily is there too, and if she wants people talking about her

[03:30:12] Then so be it you know

[03:30:14] There's no right or wrong because it's just all personal preference to whoever owns the channel, right? Yeah, so that's just how it goes

[03:30:22] So we can go ahead and we can vote on this one

[03:30:26] three two one

[03:30:29] Bad vibes. Thank you. Yep. I don't like that. Yeah. Don't buy it

[03:30:35] WCCP next someone said so you won an echo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, do you want you? Oh, it's not even about echo

[03:30:41] It's like they don't have to agree like this one of me they can imagine worked at Burger King, right?

[03:30:46] Yeah, and someone came in every day was claim about how shit the food is

[03:30:50] Do you want to hear that guy?

[03:30:52] Yeah, look just go away. Yeah, just leave one inside on the door. Oh

[03:30:58] My god, this guy wrote a fucking essay

[03:31:03] Oh my god

[03:31:06] I'll read it. This is from Marco

[03:31:08] Sound is good and the dressing not so much. No Camp Canute so it's like Ludwig's event home team wins

[03:31:16] Actually remember that comment. I know it should be time for Camp Canute ride or die

[03:31:22] No, but I feel like once I got past 30. I should since it does make me feel better for the rest of the day

[03:31:28] I'm just too lazy if I'm going to the gym. Oh, and someone go and murder that German boy for this

[03:31:33] I swear it must be

[03:31:38] his response is a

[03:31:40] maybe they're like triggered by what happened

[03:31:42] alright i'll read it

[03:31:44] oh i remember

[03:31:46] so i was wearing earphones listening to the stream

[03:31:48] when mr arthur

[03:31:50] the mic and it felt like i physically got punched in the head

[03:31:52] for five seconds straight

[03:31:54] so sorry for getting pissed off and lashing out

[03:31:56] and whoever thought i meant it literally

[03:31:58] is also a woke snowflake

[03:32:00] who can't differentiate between banter and literal meanings

[03:32:02] thank you if you choose to abandon me

[03:32:04] if not i'll respect it too

[03:32:06] your channel after all. I like that last part. He's aware, you know? Can I have the

[03:32:12] band thing? So I actually remember what this was. That was probably why we were

[03:32:17] at a kitchen stream and we used one of the old microphones. I remember it. And

[03:32:21] whenever the receiver is on before the mic is set. I can do it right now to them.

[03:32:25] No! Yeah. And I didn't know that this is even a thing. Like I had no idea. I

[03:32:30] have never been informed, told or whatever. So I just did it by accident.

[03:32:34] I think he probably had a very tough week, maybe life.

[03:32:45] He was a bit weak in the moment and just was, you know.

[03:32:52] I genuinely think it's okay to be mad, it's okay to be angry and he...

[03:32:56] And wish murder upon someone?

[03:32:59] Yeah, but it's like, does he really mean it?

[03:33:01] In the moment maybe.

[03:33:03] afterwards he's like how maybe I overreacted you know yeah I really like the last part you know

[03:33:08] he was even acknowledging that he would respect that if we decided to ban him I don't know the

[03:33:13] part where he's like anyone who's pissed is a woke snowflake the thing is it's kind of like

[03:33:19] hypocritical with the like snowflake comment because it's like he's being very fragile on

[03:33:25] stuff like that, will he be this angry again, Monkess?

[03:33:30] Yeah.

[03:33:31] Now, he could be fine, but let's say anything happens ever again.

[03:33:38] He will make a comment again.

[03:33:39] He always throw in probation.

[03:33:40] I think that's good.

[03:33:41] Probation works.

[03:33:42] You can unban probation.

[03:33:43] Mark is a suspicious user.

[03:33:45] Yeah.

[03:33:46] Yeah.

[03:33:47] But it's up to you guys.

[03:33:48] I'm not even voting.

[03:33:49] So, three, two, one, and the council says...

[03:33:52] Probation.

[03:33:53] Probation.

[03:33:54] So, middle.

[03:33:55] Oh, yeah.

[03:33:56] I don't know what it means but I don't know what it means on Twitch.

[03:33:59] You're probably going to be honest soon, to be honest, so...

[03:34:03] Alright, next one, it's catchy, does anyone want to read this one?

[03:34:08] Fiona?

[03:34:09] W Alcoholic, you are so hot, pedo.

[03:34:11] Uh... pedo?

[03:34:12] What the fuck?

[03:34:13] I was not myself, I apologize.

[03:34:24] This behavior is unacceptable and should be reprimanded.

[03:34:27] Cat, cat, cat, colon three.

[03:34:29] Meow.

[03:34:30] Meow.

[03:34:31] Meow.

[03:34:32] Meow.

[03:34:33] The fact that these are his only three messages though.

[03:34:34] I got lost at someone you said.

[03:34:36] Oh.

[03:34:37] I was not myself.

[03:34:38] Okay.

[03:34:39] Who was it?

[03:34:40] Who are you?

[03:34:41] Wait, wait, wait.

[03:34:42] Someone said this was yesterday.

[03:34:44] Okay.

[03:34:45] Yeah.

[03:34:46] Someone said petto yesterday.

[03:34:47] Like why?

[03:34:48] Wait, why?

[03:34:49] I haven't...

[03:34:50] Yesterday.

[03:34:51] You weren't streamed.

[03:34:52] You were on stream.

[03:34:53] Maybe they're coming through that for me?

[03:34:55] That was for me?

[03:34:57] Me! That's funny.

[03:34:59] That's towards me!

[03:35:01] Oh my god bro, I can't catch a break bro.

[03:35:05] Um...

[03:35:07] Maybe it's like...

[03:35:09] No yeah, bad timing message.

[03:35:11] You're not a pet on it, we know that.

[03:35:15] For me I check the logs.

[03:35:17] Say something.

[03:35:19] I usually check the logs to see what type of chatter it is that this person has...

[03:35:22] And also believe in you for like a month so it's like so hard to see the history, it's not even like chatting in your chat

[03:35:31] Let's let's just go ahead and you guys can vote fuck it whatever you guys want three two one

[03:35:40] Just come back don't be weird

[03:35:42] Don't call anyone a pedophile

[03:35:44] We have a friend of ours in real life. His favorite word is a pedophile. Yes. He uses it all the time

[03:35:49] Either way, this is a little bit bigger font, so maybe one of you people who literally have

[03:35:55] eyes that don't work can read this one.

[03:35:58] Me?

[03:35:59] Yeah.

[03:36:00] Two years, no trick or treats, because you died in the hood, Sadge.

[03:36:06] What?

[03:36:07] Fire them.

[03:36:09] Stop giving these losers money chat.

[03:36:11] You've seen how they live.

[03:36:12] It's a fucking joke.

[03:36:14] Clean your house, you fucking crackhead.

[03:36:17] Bottom shelf, you dumb bitch.

[03:36:19] Oh, MFG. All right. That's insane. And then the banapil is I stand by what I said

[03:36:25] You shouldn't put raw chicken in all caps above all the other food on your fridge. Oh, sorry

[03:36:32] He's so mad

[03:36:34] Angry about your fridge organizing. I'm passionate

[03:36:38] about my fridge

[03:36:39] Um, I'm surprised he made it this long if you get banned. Can you unmanned?

[03:36:44] I can you a banapil instantly or do you have to wait some time? You can instantly I think

[03:36:47] No, for mine it takes a day.

[03:36:49] Oh, I don't know.

[03:36:50] Is that it like that?

[03:36:51] You said it that way.

[03:36:51] Oh.

[03:36:52] What's ours, Aura?

[03:36:53] Because I'm a dictator.

[03:36:55] Wait, why?

[03:36:56] Well, because thinking this way, because I

[03:36:57] think sitting in a day is good, because everyone

[03:36:59] if they really want to go to the band,

[03:37:00] they'll come back the second day.

[03:37:02] Exactly.

[03:37:02] And they can be mad in this moment

[03:37:03] so their appeal will be worse.

[03:37:04] Exactly.

[03:37:05] So I think that's actually a really good idea.

[03:37:07] I think we should do that here too.

[03:37:08] 15 minutes?

[03:37:11] That's probably mine too.

[03:37:12] They're probably seething for that whole 15 minutes

[03:37:14] just waiting.

[03:37:15] He's a nerd!

[03:37:17] So, uh...

[03:37:19] Okay, so I, uh...

[03:37:23] I think this is fine because it's only when I'm cooking, obviously.

[03:37:29] Emily, he's...

[03:37:31] He's just really passionate about, like, fridge safety and stuff and cooking safety.

[03:37:35] We are so opposite. It's crazy.

[03:37:37] I feel like... And when I cook, it's pretty bad.

[03:37:41] But their apology is...

[03:37:43] You know

[03:37:45] Like he's that's by saying calling you a dumb bitch. Yeah

[03:37:50] In all okay, but maybe I was only have five messages to Emily cuz it's not one of you

[03:37:57] That's all it takes that was his first message. That means that he's like a twitch

[03:38:03] As an emote

[03:38:06] He just typed the word sag without you know, let me get this straight

[03:38:10] If you say Saj and Emily's chat, you now have the green light to call her a dumb dick.

[03:38:15] You also have to have to compliment me a little bit and then it's like...

[03:38:20] So compliment your fat pussy and then...

[03:38:22] Or be like, wow you're so cool.

[03:38:24] Wait, there's not a single compliment there.

[03:38:26] Then not one single compliment.

[03:38:28] I mean, I'm down to keep him banned.

[03:38:30] I'm just wondering if he'll be fine for IRL when I'm not cooking, you know?

[03:38:34] Well, it could be content for the next bound council.

[03:38:37] Yeah, that's true.

[03:38:39] All right, let's just vote, dude.

[03:38:42] Three, two, one.

[03:38:45] I don't have mine, but I would do bad.

[03:38:47] Really?

[03:38:48] Yeah, I would.

[03:38:49] OK.

[03:38:49] OK, that's fine.

[03:38:52] It's fine.

[03:38:53] Dude.

[03:38:56] Chat, which one?

[03:38:57] Oh.

[03:38:58] Oh, that's cute.

[03:39:00] It's a penis.

[03:39:02] OK.

[03:39:04] All right.

[03:39:05] Stop playing Apex Weird Champ.

[03:39:06] Stop playing Apex Weird Champ.

[03:39:07] A bunch of spam.

[03:39:09] This isn't 2020.

[03:39:11] Do you like it?

[03:39:12] It's just a massive penis.

[03:39:14] Nice.

[03:39:15] And he says it's just a meme-er.

[03:39:20] I'm not going to actually listen to him.

[03:39:22] What?

[03:39:23] Stop playing Apex.

[03:39:24] Stop playing Apex.

[03:39:25] I should listen to him.

[03:39:26] You want to have a quick vote then?

[03:39:27] Shouldn't mod him?

[03:39:28] Do you have E-hem?

[03:39:30] 3, 2, 1?

[03:39:31] OK.

[03:39:34] All right, welcome back.

[03:39:35] I don't really mind the penis spam,

[03:39:37] but you get banned if you do it, so don't do it.

[03:39:38] Yeah.

[03:39:40] Okay, we'll keep going.

[03:39:43] This is a little bit,

[03:39:44] I'll read this one, actually.

[03:39:46] This is from, wait, this is Iron Forge Jim!

[03:39:48] What? No, it's not real, right?

[03:39:51] Yeah, look.

[03:39:52] That is real.

[03:39:52] No way, look at that.

[03:39:54] Yeah, it's X.

[03:39:55] What's his Twitch?

[03:39:56] Is he hot?

[03:39:57] Would you ever come inside me and work out?

[03:40:00] Would you ever come inside me and work out?

[03:40:01] Would you ever come inside me and work out?

[03:40:03] Oh, this is Iron Forge.

[03:40:05] Look, he says, I was just trolling

[03:40:07] because I'm a Jim.

[03:40:08] No, no, you don't want to know the reason why my mods banned because I told them specifically if anyone ever

[03:40:18] Spams a question and tags me it means they're an intention to whore and I want them gone

[03:40:21] I don't like the tags with the same message

[03:40:28] I'm like I'm ignoring you for a reason you know

[03:40:32] I am a gym so he's not he's an attention whore

[03:40:37] Is there anything else you'd like to say? I'm for Jim before we vote because I understand what he was doing

[03:40:44] He's trying to make a funny joke, you know, okay

[03:40:46] He's just trying to make a funny joke

[03:40:48] But like I'm doing something on stream obviously and I'm ignoring his question. I'm a new gym

[03:40:54] Good one

[03:40:55] Though this the adding me is what bothers me. This is this is a hundred percent misgift you for sure

[03:41:00] I get what you're saying though. If you want to be funny, just time your message a bit better.

[03:41:06] Yeah, exactly, exactly.

[03:41:08] Oh, we don't know much.

[03:41:10] Alright, you guys ready to vote?

[03:41:12] Three, two, one.

[03:41:14] I'll be a little juicy.

[03:41:19] Oh my god.

[03:41:21] I have the repeated question without, that doesn't even have to do with what you're talking about.

[03:41:25] Maybe you learn this lesson now and you won't do it again.

[03:41:27] I mean, you already made the challenge.

[03:41:29] Second chance.

[03:41:31] you're going to tell the joke again right?

[03:41:38] is there anything you want to say? any last thing before we move on?

[03:41:42] truly you're not going to double down say it again right?

[03:41:45] three, two, one

[03:41:49] okay

[03:41:53] I think he might have left

[03:41:56] nah I won't because I thought it was funny I guess

[03:41:59] Okay, he learned he learned people can grow and mature and move on. Yeah. Yes. Who wants to read this one?

[03:42:05] Not me. I read it. Is world of warcraft good or do you just play it because you can't let go of it?

[03:42:11] Okay, the bin troll despair see fat because it doesn't have anything in it. What is it? Hey guys?

[03:42:19] Something you're so cool. What the fuck?

[03:42:23] Home. What's that?

[03:42:25] What this is?

[03:42:26] Oh, it's a scoffy mode.

[03:42:27] OK, a scoffy mode.

[03:42:29] No, you sure?

[03:42:31] You really fell off without Mariana.

[03:42:33] Milano.

[03:42:34] And he banned.

[03:42:36] This was in August.

[03:42:40] And he says, I guess this is bannable.

[03:42:42] Oh, well, the truth will always prevail.

[03:42:45] Hashtag not sorry.

[03:42:47] Hashtag ozympic ruins lion.

[03:42:50] Hashtag ruined hairlines.

[03:42:52] Hashtag wore.

[03:42:53] Oh, wow.

[03:42:55] What an apology.

[03:42:56] Well, my friend, just like most things,

[03:43:00] Arctic Bob probably in your life, you were wrong.

[03:43:03] Because today we hit 17.5K subs.

[03:43:05] And we never had that with Melana.

[03:43:08] And this isn't really a competition,

[03:43:10] because we know how great Melana is.

[03:43:13] But you're just wrong.

[03:43:16] You probably, every time you brush your teeth in the morning,

[03:43:18] you probably choke and almost die because you're so stupid.

[03:43:21] But thank god.

[03:43:23] Other than that, you know, I personally banned you because, you know, I was a little bit

[03:43:30] insecure about what would happen without Milena, but thank God we found, you know, the love

[03:43:36] of my life, Mr. Arthur.

[03:43:37] And we were, yeah, there we go, and we were able to endure.

[03:43:42] And we just got some more gifted subs there.

[03:43:44] Thank you so much.

[03:43:45] Yo.

[03:43:46] Glad you're a shit next level shit.

[03:43:47] So...

[03:43:48] Nick, what about the girls in the room?

[03:43:54] Well, Emily, you are my rock, you're my sword, and my shield, Fiona, I really enjoy hanging

[03:44:03] out with you and you're great.

[03:44:05] Kachi, you're probably the devil.

[03:44:06] I don't know how you're even still here to be honest with you.

[03:44:09] Where'd you even come from?

[03:44:11] Well, all three of us come from one place.

[03:44:14] What?

[03:44:15] Asia?

[03:44:16] Wait, what?

[03:44:17] Oh, like the same content.

[03:44:18] I see a pattern here.

[03:44:19] Okay.

[03:44:20] By the way, it's all good, but you guys can vote any way you want, I don't care one way

[03:44:26] or the other, so five, four, three, sorry I was holding it, two, one, oh, okay.

[03:44:38] I don't know, keep Malena's name out your fucking mouth.

[03:44:41] Exactly, and we don't do comparisons because Malena's great and honestly, if I had the

[03:44:47] same sort of drive and work ethic I did now and we had Milana streamers would be

[03:44:51] even better oh yeah because she's probably the one of the best planners

[03:44:55] she was amazing on on twitch so you know I did I did have to try a little

[03:45:00] bit harder when I knew she wasn't coming back but if we did have her

[03:45:03] support these streams would be off the charts so either way yeah we go down

[03:45:10] to the next next one here and this is a catchy one and wants to read this

[03:45:16] one. Hi Will. From Nuke Pepe. She drunk already? No. Do it pussy. Soy streamer. Cap. Arthur

[03:45:25] rip. Nick save us. Yes I'm. Damn she is so drunk. Oh my god. Cum was mailed. Keep stalling.

[03:45:35] Nick is in love LOL. It wasn't shipping LOL. Just cum was mailed. What? What? What?

[03:45:43] September 29 would even happen on September 29. Can I have a your pedal?

[03:45:50] This isn't very like good vibes

[03:45:53] Was mailed

[03:45:56] You finally get it like saying this isn't good. It's just yeah, it's just vibes, right? Yeah, I think we did not say anything wrong

[03:46:02] Oh

[03:46:05] Just jerked off. I nailed it to you

[03:46:08] okay that's nice no to me he was just saying it's like you know I left the

[03:46:13] kids at the pool when you go poop right huh

[03:46:19] it's like come go to the toilet leaving the kids at the pool right oh what are

[03:46:25] you saying it's like a metaphor I'm never are you just defending your

[03:46:29] alt account right now or what okay do you think I would come in your chat and

[03:46:32] I don't understand why this person is coming for you like, oh this is what you mean.

[03:46:41] But I don't understand the euphemism.

[03:46:43] I don't understand you.

[03:46:44] Come with mailed.

[03:46:45] Maybe.

[03:46:46] I don't wear.

[03:46:47] I don't wear.

[03:46:48] I understand dropping the kids off at the pool because it's going into water.

[03:46:52] Alright, either way.

[03:46:54] In an envelope?

[03:46:56] Wait Kachi, what do you think about this chatter?

[03:46:58] I don't like it.

[03:46:59] Okay.

[03:47:00] That's fair.

[03:47:01] Nah.

[03:47:02] That's not what I needed to hear.

[03:47:03] All right, three, two, one.

[03:47:09] OK, next.

[03:47:10] How many more do we have?

[03:47:11] OK, Rebels done.

[03:47:13] Oh!

[03:47:15] What is that?

[03:47:17] Red flag.

[03:47:17] They know I'm writing that in chat, bro.

[03:47:19] What?

[03:47:21] I can't read a single word.

[03:47:23] OK, I can read it.

[03:47:24] I can read it.

[03:47:25] This is extra Emily.

[03:47:27] This is from Fausto Sinclair.

[03:47:30] I have a gift for chat.

[03:47:31] Aw.

[03:47:32] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:47:34] Bad.

[03:47:35] Do not say aw.

[03:47:36] Okay.

[03:47:37] My girlfriend is lactose intolerant and loves anal.

[03:47:39] Oh.

[03:47:40] It's honestly a blessing.

[03:47:41] She chugs a carton of whole milk beforehand

[03:47:44] to be extra gassy because I love warm farts on my cock.

[03:47:48] Aw.

[03:47:48] As I...

[03:47:51] Okay, keep going.

[03:47:54] I can read it if you want to.

[03:47:55] No, we can't read it because this is like,

[03:47:56] this is like, this is like, this is like pouring a...

[03:47:59] Oh, it's like smut?

[03:48:00] Yeah, we can't read it.

[03:48:01] Wait, I've read that shit on screen.

[03:48:03] Well, that's kind of what it was.

[03:48:04] I wish I could read it like a gang of things.

[03:48:06] Oh, my God.

[03:48:06] I didn't know that one.

[03:48:08] Is it all smut?

[03:48:09] Yeah, this guy is essentially, we read the last one.

[03:48:14] Daddy Cummys nice and yummy, thick and gooey,

[03:48:16] feel like honey.

[03:48:18] That sweet milk, oh, so tasty.

[03:48:19] Daddy, daddy, please be hasty.

[03:48:22] My tongue swirls around and around while Daddy is my bum.

[03:48:25] I just read it.

[03:48:26] That's insane.

[03:48:27] Okay, that's.

[03:48:28] Cummy's feeling my throat.

[03:48:29] Daddy is my throat.

[03:48:30] Yeah, I don't.

[03:48:31] uh...

[03:48:33] some of the

[03:48:34] look if you ever had one shot or one opportunity to see everything

[03:48:38] that

[03:48:39] but you can't okay

[03:48:42] and we thought

[03:48:43] uh... i think this is a band because it makes other people uncomfortable

[03:48:46] that is that is fair yet if you spend that the daddy's company's thing he

[03:48:50] would not get timed out or band in my chat really yeah okay

[03:48:55] that's not that we think we're on the off yet i thought that

[03:49:00] One.

[03:49:02] Oh.

[03:49:03] Only because you said you don't like it.

[03:49:06] Yeah, just because it, yeah, just trying to like, what the fuck?

[03:49:10] Alright, I'm gonna get Mr. Arthur one.

[03:49:12] Go ahead, someone who can read it.

[03:49:13] And you read us?

[03:49:15] No.

[03:49:15] Fine, I'll read it.

[03:49:17] This is from Shinron.

[03:49:20] Lamau, I shit like that once. Don't send him.

[03:49:23] Thank you, Chad.

[03:49:24] That's, wait, don't send him me.

[03:49:27] Don't catch him. Don't read it.

[03:49:28] Don't.

[03:49:29] I can't even read it.

[03:49:30] Oh my God!

[03:49:32] Oh my God!

[03:49:34] Fossil!

[03:49:36] Oh! I was about to say that!

[03:49:38] Oh! This is recent!

[03:49:40] Share chat!

[03:49:42] I'm fast with it!

[03:49:44] Claire is so pretty, man.

[03:49:46] Oh wait, no, it's possible.

[03:49:48] Claire is laughing at Ludwig's drill.

[03:49:50] You just cover the entire wing like

[03:49:52] he's like a friendly racist uncle.

[03:49:54] What?

[03:49:56] She's more German than Filipino Lamarro.

[03:49:58] Matt Jones, horny German man, he just likes hot twitch girls like all of us.

[03:50:05] Cuck Corner.

[03:50:06] I don't know why, but Claire seems like the type to not have a gag reflex.

[03:50:11] Oh that's weird.

[03:50:15] So here's a real appeal.

[03:50:16] Since Claire kept getting one guide by weird comments, I stupidly decided to try and

[03:50:20] get her attention with obviously an inappropriate comment.

[03:50:23] That's a lot of them are doing.

[03:50:24] Yeah, but that just encourages it.

[03:50:26] So this is a prime example, because remember Claire was reading things about her shirt being

[03:50:30] kind of busty?

[03:50:31] Yeah.

[03:50:32] When you read comments like that, it makes people a prime example of people wanting to

[03:50:37] say more.

[03:50:38] Join in.

[03:50:39] Yeah.

[03:50:40] So that's why, you know, if people, you know, yeah, it's hard to read.

[03:50:44] So Arthur, how do you feel about this is Churchill?

[03:50:50] This person must be living, breathing, hydrating, and eating Twitch.

[03:50:55] Because all these things that he says, at first I thought he was talking about my knees when

[03:51:02] I was breathing the bed, but I think it's a different day, right?

[03:51:10] I think he's getting my age, and I don't know, it's really all over the place.

[03:51:18] Well, the things he said are just running through your head, running through your head.

[03:51:28] Well, we can just vote.

[03:51:29] That's a lot.

[03:51:30] Okay.

[03:51:31] I think this guy is insane.

[03:51:32] But either way, three, two, one.

[03:51:34] Ooh, I think we're all on the same page on this panel.

[03:51:37] You can't talk about some of these gag reflexes unless they give you the big C. We love

[03:51:40] the big C.

[03:51:41] Weird.

[03:51:42] Fan fan.

[03:51:43] Oh.

[03:51:44] I read it.

[03:51:45] just died it's literally only the last message that like me said just died my

[03:51:51] butt hair looks sick don't be a hater are the farts loud at least it wasn't

[03:51:57] your uncle never too deep sad literally can't lower it fan fans bootyhole every

[03:52:02] jump

[03:52:05] I don't even know how to

[03:52:10] Hello my fertile Asian

[03:52:13] How are your feet your English is very good? Sorry about your anxiety

[03:52:16] I wouldn't mind giving you a fist plate first playthrough

[03:52:23] Looks like my mom and sister

[03:52:26] One of his messages was fine. I would not have banned like fan fans booty hole every job

[03:52:30] I yeah, that's because I would I probably was talking about clenching

[03:52:32] Are you naked? Is that why no cams?

[03:52:36] That's not true!

[03:52:38] Were you naked?

[03:52:40] No, I wasn't!

[03:52:42] I was just like, that's so annoying.

[03:52:44] Why do I have to bring my nakedness into it when I'm just no cam playing a game like Chilly?

[03:52:48] It's not like I'm lying!

[03:52:50] I was seeing how far I could make it with sending weird messages, believe fell under fanfan's humor.

[03:52:56] Everything else was under my humor.

[03:52:58] I have been a little dry my bad. She she she does be freaky, but alas, you know, I would have been

[03:53:07] apologize for you

[03:53:09] My my my thing is with the cam stuff whenever I stream with no cam. I just get spammed why no cam why no cam why no cam?

[03:53:16] And then at the same time this guy just comes up. Are you naked?

[03:53:20] Yeah, just so I come on man. Just like stop. Yeah, I

[03:53:25] Would have been actually all right

[03:53:27] three two one welcome back man I don't know how but welcome back everything else

[03:53:35] everything else was fine because it fits into my my stream vibe yeah this is

[03:53:39] sorry who doesn't have a panel

[03:53:41] am I the only one that can read this because you guys can't see it? I can read it.

[03:53:45] strong woman next post I'm sorry to announce my energy is a bit depleted

[03:53:52] from spamming all night in twitch can't of another streamer chat oh chat another

[03:53:57] oh a twitch chat of another streamer this I'm tired man spamming all night this is

[03:54:03] hard work man little sorry man I miss your stream I'm sorry to an a knots my

[03:54:07] energy is a same fucking message is a bit depleted from spamming all night in

[03:54:11] twitch chat of another streamer your asshole is hours oh seven she is

[03:54:15] screaming for that guy on banner quest you're very kind of people I'm sorry

[03:54:20] for hurting your feelings and insulting your character.

[03:54:23] I don't expect to be unbanned, wish you all

[03:54:25] the happiness in the world.

[03:54:26] OK.

[03:54:27] OK.

[03:54:28] OK.

[03:54:29] Is this guy like, is he like not like in English Maine?

[03:54:33] English Maine?

[03:54:34] I mean, this sounds like a kid, to be honest.

[03:54:37] OK.

[03:54:38] OK.

[03:54:39] I mean, I don't care.

[03:54:40] It's up to you guys.

[03:54:41] We can take a quick look at this one.

[03:54:42] OK.

[03:54:44] Yeah.

[03:54:45] OK.

[03:54:45] 3, 2, 1, vote.

[03:54:48] Unbanned.

[03:54:48] Whatever.

[03:54:49] I don't know.

[03:54:49] Unbanned.

[03:54:50] I don't know.

[03:54:52] It's not that bad.

[03:54:52] I think that's not weird.

[03:54:54] For me, this is the type of chatter

[03:54:55] who didn't actually do anything wrong.

[03:54:56] But I'm just like, oh, what if it's a tie?

[03:54:58] Then what happens?

[03:54:59] Two bands, two on band?

[03:55:00] Chat.

[03:55:01] Well, Emily's abstaining, so it looks like it's in the band.

[03:55:03] OK, I'm abstaining.

[03:55:04] OK, all right, so band.

[03:55:05] Sure, well, Arthur, Arthur, Arthur.

[03:55:08] Juicy.

[03:55:10] Juicy.

[03:55:10] Looks like you're going to get a band, buddy.

[03:55:12] OK, here we go.

[03:55:15] Oh my god.

[03:55:18] Catchy.

[03:55:19] Oh my god.

[03:55:20] I actually know all the viewers in your chat, I know.

[03:55:24] That's not good.

[03:55:25] It's not.

[03:55:26] Even the Dexfect guy from last night, the Dex video?

[03:55:29] Dude.

[03:55:32] I don't recognize his cock, but I'm sure he's one of mine.

[03:55:35] Ever got your fart box 8, 21?

[03:55:38] All chat chargers cope so hard.

[03:55:40] She doesn't know you a little since.

[03:55:41] Banned.

[03:55:42] Unbanned, because NPL, yeah.

[03:55:43] Whoa.

[03:55:45] How are they in your chat?

[03:55:47] Oh, perfect.

[03:55:48] My chatters don't make mistakes in my chat.

[03:55:50] This person is a great guy. Oh, really? It's from here right now. You have tagged this guy chat so you see if he's here

[03:55:56] Someone Adam

[03:55:59] He's not here. No. Oh, yeah, they forgot the underscored

[03:56:07] But he was kind of like defending me and his last message what see cuz he said she don't know you little steps, right?

[03:56:14] No, I don't like when a chatter talks shit about my other chatters.

[03:56:21] But maybe other people are being funny.

[03:56:22] Only I can talk shit about my chat, you know?

[03:56:24] If you got like an AI to analyze these ban appeals, they would think that the word simp

[03:56:31] is equal to the n-word.

[03:56:34] Because how many people have been banned for saying simp?

[03:56:37] Like 10, at least?

[03:56:40] But we can vote on this one.

[03:56:41] Oh, also the first message.

[03:56:43] Yeah, I just go like the first one.

[03:56:46] Mainly that.

[03:56:48] Can I ask a question?

[03:56:50] You're gonna ask her?

[03:56:52] What is a five box?

[03:56:54] Asshole. Arthur.

[03:56:56] The box through which you fart.

[03:56:58] Sorry.

[03:57:01] What's up to you guys?

[03:57:03] Okay, three, two, one.

[03:57:05] Oh, unbanned.

[03:57:07] Wait, really?

[03:57:08] It's up to you.

[03:57:09] There's no right or wrong answer.

[03:57:10] Even if you're curious,

[03:57:11] it's probably best not to ask, you know.

[03:57:13] Yeah, trust me, I would

[03:57:16] The answer is no

[03:57:18] Weirdly, that would not get every action out of me in my trap

[03:57:21] Eww, no, I hate that

[03:57:23] Oh, Emily, Emily, Emily

[03:57:25] Oh my god, that's a man

[03:57:27] So many suitors

[03:57:28] No, look, he says, you're hot, you ugly fuck

[03:57:31] He's playing with my feelings

[03:57:33] He says, I love you, I hope my future wife is like you

[03:57:38] Oh my god

[03:57:39] I'm such a simp for you, another simp in the band of heels

[03:57:42] me or send me your sweaty shorts please marry me I love you I wouldn't say

[03:57:49] anything bad but if I did I'm sorry wow so he doesn't think it was anything bad

[03:57:54] oh my god full sentence compliment yeah okay can I talk to you like this no

[03:58:02] but then why can you why can he cuz it's just like a message that goes through

[03:58:06] the chat okay what if I send you a text message this flies through your phone

[03:58:10] Well, I don't have a lot of people messaging my phone, so I would definitely see it.

[03:58:14] I don't see these messages when people say to marry me, but I can see how it...

[03:58:19] I would talk to a band because it makes...chattas are like, what the fuck.

[03:58:22] Wait, all three of your mods hit this guy up.

[03:58:24] Yeah, we motivate us.

[03:58:26] Time out, time out!

[03:58:28] He's like a fucking slapped.

[03:58:30] Yeah, it's just like kind of weird in a chat, so...

[03:58:34] Those are your only three mods.

[03:58:35] Tell me you're about to get married.

[03:58:37] Three mods.

[03:58:40] I'm ready to vote.

[03:58:41] OK, yeah.

[03:58:42] 3, 2, 1.

[03:58:45] I vote bad.

[03:58:46] Oh, I'm leaving.

[03:58:49] You know, this is good.

[03:58:50] She's a, all right, we're almost done.

[03:58:54] Mr. Arthur, yo, fan fan, shut up.

[03:58:58] Rude!

[03:58:59] Rude.

[03:59:00] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[03:59:02] No, it's not an offender.

[03:59:04] It's not an offender.

[03:59:06] It's a drinker.

[03:59:07] Wow, what's the explanation?

[03:59:09] i'll read it for context mister arthur fanfare we're talking about cross

[03:59:12] bands and chat is being stupid

[03:59:14] so i thought it would be funny to tell fanfare to shut up as a joke

[03:59:17] in hindsight not that funny but it is what it is

[03:59:21] sorry about that

[03:59:22] and thanks for reading have a good day side note the road trip to twitch girl

[03:59:27] was probably some of the best

[03:59:28] oh thank you for that smile

[03:59:31] okay wait this isn't even my choice wait a second

[03:59:35] oh wait yeah it seems sincere

[03:59:37] You banned any of a choice to unmatch. Isn't that cool? That works.

[03:59:40] That's why I felt like I didn't have a choice, but I do have a choice.

[03:59:43] That's why we gotta glaze. Okay, fan fan...

[03:59:47] Womp, womp.

[03:59:51] I was talking about something serious. I was talking about something serious.

[03:59:54] Like, actually traumatic.

[03:59:56] I'm so sorry. I need to be more positive and nice over the last day.

[04:00:00] I've been working on changing my mindset to be more nice and positive.

[04:00:03] Okay, how do you feel about that?

[04:00:05] I can unbend but it's just like okay I mean honestly if I was doing this myself I probably wouldn't

[04:00:09] bend just because it's the first time chatter you know because I don't even know what type of person

[04:00:12] this is but it's just like if I'm talking about something actually serious to me and you just

[04:00:16] like yeah like that's just annoying wait what does one bomb stand for it means like boo-hoo

[04:00:21] yeah oh yeah what I'm being whatever the context really matters here okay yeah just disrespectful

[04:00:31] I think they said sorry.

[04:00:32] Blah, blah, blah.

[04:00:35] Dude, I don't need consistency in my chat, as my stream.

[04:00:39] You know what, that's so true.

[04:00:40] Yeah, I don't understand why people feel so entitled.

[04:00:43] People have a hard time to follow it,

[04:00:44] is because in their life, they don't have the same power.

[04:00:47] Yeah, that's true.

[04:00:47] Yeah.

[04:00:49] Fyotamin Square.

[04:00:51] Oh, god.

[04:00:52] All right.

[04:00:53] Three, two, one.

[04:00:55] I

[04:01:05] Read this one, I guess oh

[04:01:08] I actually remember this guy. It's a couple days ago

[04:01:12] Quads Arthur Nick Jell's chicken take the beef huh true dance game

[04:01:15] No, even a few more weeks at the gym Denmark Greek Shirley pick it up pussy puse. I say again

[04:01:23] Bill Cosby moment fries our potatoes. Why are you low energy today?

[04:01:28] Wait what got you

[04:01:32] But then why'd you ban cuz like fuck we do yeah, what's the poor saying that why are you low? I don't know. I'm tired

[04:01:44] I didn't get to rest I'm so

[04:01:47] Wait look at what he said the bottom. Sorry. I just joined chat today. I didn't

[04:01:58] I just joined today you guys vote anyway you want I don't care three two one

[04:02:10] yep they do what well can you can you discuss it first oh what like what your

[04:02:16] thoughts on around this cuz I to me to me I banned this guy because I probably

[04:02:23] was feeling low energy and as a streamer like when you feel a little energy like

[04:02:26] it sucks you know it's like why point it out like people are like oh hey Nick you

[04:02:31] know you need a haircut well I know I just haven't had a chance to go you know

[04:02:37] it's like I don't know I guess but the reason I put ban it's because of his

[04:02:43] response to it you know maybe if he apologized and said oh it was just like

[04:02:47] I was just asking it was like sorry but he lied I don't like I joined chat

[04:02:56] I just joined chat today like that day, you know, because if some if someone does something wrong

[04:03:00] I'd rather they just be upfront about it and admit it then lie

[04:03:03] You know and try to give excuses because that's just gas-siding. So what's Marcy gonna do in the future?

[04:03:09] But did he lie? I think I think he meant that day, you know

[04:03:13] It's like he's like, you know a long-term viewer, but today he was like, let me turn on my PC and go on Twitter TV

[04:03:18] search and then PLOI

[04:03:20] But his last message before that was in the same month. No nobody yet

[04:03:25] it just never mind you get what I'm saying yeah I guess okay I don't know I'm not

[04:03:30] paying attention either way 3 2 1 I think he deserves another chance yeah

[04:03:34] cuz he has other messages that show that he's a good charge I don't think he

[04:03:41] love I don't need purpose in life okay but he's unbound anyway next post I

[04:03:44] need to wait that last one there's two more wait that was guest hiding oh my

[04:03:48] Oh, this is funny

[04:03:51] This is from tongue kisser

[04:03:55] Kiss Poggers

[04:03:57] Kiss Poggers

[04:03:59] Time to out these nuts at

[04:04:01] Extremely these nuts bitch extremely probably your viewers

[04:04:08] No, this guy's fucking 12 yeah

[04:04:10] These nuts at Emily you are such a nasty disgusting woman

[04:04:14] I didn't get banned. Gross. Clint Stevens beat Margo on his second try at Immol-Extremal.

[04:04:24] You are a trash. You cannot do this. Everything I said was facts.

[04:04:28] I did beat him actually. I beat Margo. So he's wrong. So he's a liar. He should stay

[04:04:34] banned. I don't like that. He said I'm such a nasty disgusting woman.

[04:04:44] That's too, yeah, it's too, too, too, oh.

[04:04:49] So, it hit me.

[04:04:54] Vote, Nick!

[04:04:55] Okay, uh, I mean, it doesn't matter.

[04:04:57] Yeah, okay.

[04:04:58] What would you have voted?

[04:05:00] Uh, I would, I would have voted on Min.

[04:05:02] Because, actually, his dog should have games.

[04:05:05] I beat him, I beat him.

[04:05:06] Okay, here we go.

[04:05:07] Fanfan, the last one.

[04:05:09] Uh, do, do the roleplay.

[04:05:12] I stand by this and being edgy is how streamers get viewers. Oh, wait, do you have viewers banned in your chat? No

[04:05:20] Oh, you do? Yeah, plus being Asian and good-looking yikes. Eww

[04:05:26] Asian girls like you are just a piece of white paper

[04:05:29] Paper and red lipstick.

[04:05:31] That's interesting.

[04:05:32] Wait, literally?

[04:05:33] Right now?

[04:05:34] Oh my God.

[04:05:35] I just put on a little bit more.

[04:05:38] Oh my God.

[04:05:40] Listen here, guys.

[04:05:42] I think that was racist.

[04:05:44] I think that was racist.

[04:05:47] So what do we do with racists here, fan-fan?

[04:05:49] We ban them.

[04:05:50] We ban them.

[04:05:52] I feel like this was my first, like, actual ban.

[04:05:55] Good one.

[04:05:56] Yeah.

[04:05:57] band that I didn't really have to explain that people are just like yeah that's been well that

[04:06:02] concludes the band council ladies and gentlemen we did um hopefully you guys had fun council it was

[04:06:11] a pretty good one we got to see the the you know the truths of everyone's bands here um

[04:06:17] you know thank you all for coming on the band council thanks for having us and counseling

[04:06:21] I'm not sure what the rest of you are doing, but apparently

[04:06:27] Jason the ween is on his way here, so I'm I'm not done yet. Wow

[04:06:33] Yep, so he'll be here in about 20 minutes, so I'm probably just gonna go in the kitchen and wait for him to show up

[04:06:41] You guys are more than welcome to hang out if you want

[04:06:43] But I know you guys have quite the busy day ahead of you. This was very fun

[04:06:46] I really enjoy our this has opened my eyes to

[04:06:50] reality can you guys sit here and oh my god I forgot about what steer yeah I'm

[04:06:57] gonna be on Sears yes I forgot but yeah thank you Emily for coming can you

[04:07:03] guys talk for a little bit like soon yeah okay you talk for a little bit so I

[04:07:08] can go turn the kitchen stream if you want I can turn it on for you and you

[04:07:11] can be here no I'm sure yeah I'm not sure what the rest you guys are doing

[04:07:17] for the rest of the day. You keep saying that over and over again and don't worry we will

[04:07:22] not intrude on your stream. I'm not worried about that. I don't know why you're never

[04:07:26] going to do that because I spent the last five, six days now with you guys and I'm just like

[04:07:32] wait should I still be here and you're like yes stay that's why I've been staying up

[04:07:36] From the moment I wake up to the moment I pause, I think I'm gonna do that.

[04:07:40] Well, it's so funny.

[04:07:42] I'm like, yeah, I'm like, okay.

[04:07:47] I don't know what you're doing.

[04:07:49] I know, I use the same thing to get away from people.

[04:07:53] Which one?

[04:07:54] Like that, I don't know what you're doing.

[04:07:55] I'm gonna do this, but like I don't know what you're gonna do.

[04:07:58] So what are you doing? Because I'm going here.

[04:08:02] And you're not coming with me.

[04:08:04] No, because legit I just showed up the awesome with no plans

[04:08:12] This is an interesting episode and now I am more aware

[04:08:18] What do you like just off the rip if you had none of this knowledge

[04:08:23] Just what do you feel like you would ban other than like you know the to s stuff like racism homophobia, etc

[04:08:29] Okay, cuz I feel like as a new streamer

[04:08:31] I've been getting a lot of like polarized opinions about me

[04:08:35] You know a lot of good things but also a lot of bad things

[04:08:38] So in my chat like I've never personally banned anyone. In fact my second stream I modded random people

[04:08:45] Look, I was like, okay guess where I'm from the first person to guess will get mod

[04:08:49] So I have like a bunch of random ones, but I do have like a few good mods

[04:08:54] So the first is Oro and then they're also like two really good ones Dev and Rich

[04:08:57] They've been amazing. They've been like teaching me how to stream and everything

[04:09:00] So I've been lucky for that but at the same time, I don't know personally I just like when I see a hate comment

[04:09:07] I try to not read it. That's good. Ignore it. It's a good habit. Yeah, yes

[04:09:11] Try not to dwell on it. Also, I don't really know how to ban someone. It's like slash a ban, right?

[04:09:15] Slash ban? Well you can also toggle the mod icons. That's what I do.

[04:09:20] Nick, do you shout my name? I'm coming Nick.

[04:09:24] My lion, my bear.

[04:09:26] My lion.

[04:09:28] I know your bands are crazy. I know your bands are insane. I don't want to marry you. Oh my god

[04:09:38] Option the thing is I like never I literally never see those messages

[04:09:42] I think it's cuz like I'm I'm really almost turning. Yeah, so I just like I just see the alms fly through and I'm like

[04:09:50] The bad messages I just don't notice them

[04:09:53] Because you're just spamming emotes and stuff.

[04:09:56] Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[04:09:57] So I'm like, I should be fine.

[04:09:58] But yeah, looking at these, I didn't know that those messages.

[04:10:00] I am literally Kim Jong-un when I'm doing a just chatting PC stream.

[04:10:04] Because I'll have my chat open as soon as I see it.

[04:10:10] Hello.

[04:10:11] Hello.

[04:10:19] It does.

[04:10:21] It's like a lot of trash, a lot of everything.

[04:10:23] Hey, ladies.

[04:10:34] Hello.

[04:10:35] Never going to give you up.

[04:10:42] Never gonna let you down

[04:10:44] Never gonna roll around

[04:10:46] And just hurt you

[04:10:49] Never gonna make you cry

[04:10:52] Never gonna hurt you

[04:10:54] Oh you guys, Simu already?

[04:10:58] Yo, what's up?

[04:11:01] Hey guys, just hurt you?

[04:11:04] So I don't know the lyrics, I didn't know they could already switch

[04:11:06] So I was just like testing the microphone

[04:11:08] How was your guys' day today?

[04:11:10] What day even is it?

[04:11:11] Wednesday

[04:11:12] mmm yeah the white fox volume low i'm not speaking very loud right now

[04:11:22] well well well chat it's so crazy like the kitchen looks actually oh my god do you guys

[04:11:29] see the camera right now how it's like kind of tilted like the corners are not matching

[04:11:34] is that guys trigger is it triggering you guys or is it okay should i fix it now it is yes

[04:11:43] Ooh, drama!

[04:11:47] Let me fix it, let me fix it.

[04:11:50] Let me fix it, let me fix it.

[04:11:54] Oh, that's way better.

[04:11:58] Easy.

[04:12:01] W, are we happy?

[04:12:04] Isn't that kind of crazy?

[04:12:05] Oh my god, make this way past 1700.

[04:12:08] What am I saying, 17,000 subs?

[04:12:12] Damn, what countries would be good to go to Europe

[04:12:16] with extra Emily and Nick.

[04:12:20] That is the real question.

[04:12:24] 1770,000 Prague, Denmark, Germany, Poland, Sweden,

[04:12:28] Norway, Germany, Norway, UK, Greece, Hungary, Italy,

[04:12:35] Portugal, Russia, UK.

[04:12:39] Hello, how are you doing?

[04:12:40] Fiona, fam?

[04:12:42] It's on, by the way.

[04:12:44] It's on.

[04:12:45] I'm asking them what European countries

[04:12:48] like cool to visit yeah because Nikkei is subcode today hey Emily oh wait can I

[04:12:59] see it what was in the face oh you can barely tell

[04:13:17] she's like super charging and easy so how do you guys sleep today

[04:13:37] My own sleep schedule. So back in LA, I've been sleeping at like 5am, which is 7am here.

[04:13:47] So I couldn't fall asleep until 5am here.

[04:13:49] I feel like I'm still in the house.

[04:13:52] Yeah, a whole actual jet lag.

[04:13:54] I know, and like I've been like basically like streaming every day.

[04:13:57] Yeah.

[04:13:58] Have you ever had a day off?

[04:14:00] No.

[04:14:02] Well, no, no. I had like, I had two technically, you know, like, I didn't go on stream for 15 days.

[04:14:09] Oh, I'm so sorry.

[04:14:11] I genuinely put some water on it.

[04:14:16] Okay, okay, good.

[04:14:17] We'll just don't call you slow content.

[04:14:19] That's a good thing.

[04:14:20] Technically, yes, we have the victim, the victim, yes.

[04:14:22] We don't have so much work.

[04:14:24] You know, the hardest job in the world.

[04:14:26] But yeah.

[04:14:28] Anal.

[04:14:29] Dude, I'm old and tired.

[04:14:34] You didn't eat anything today, Nick.

[04:14:36] Oh, you didn't.

[04:14:40] You need nutrition.

[04:14:41] I mean, did you get any?

[04:14:42] No, we didn't eat either.

[04:14:43] We're hungry.

[04:14:44] I'm hungry.

[04:14:45] Did you put everything in the fridge or in the...

[04:14:47] In the fridge, yes.

[04:14:48] Cool.

[04:14:49] So, everything is in the fridge.

[04:14:51] I also put it in a way where it's like super simple to find.

[04:14:53] Do you want me to show you or do you want me to say yes?

[04:14:56] Yeah.

[04:14:57] All right.

[04:15:00] What?

[04:15:01] No.

[04:15:02] No?

[04:15:03] Kind of now, yeah.

[04:15:04] Yeah.

[04:15:05] Like two?

[04:15:06] Whoa, you got five gifted from Mitch.

[04:15:12] Kathy, you have a lot of things to learn.

[04:15:20] What do you mean?

[04:15:21] The kitchen is super clean.

[04:15:22] Bro.

[04:15:23] Chad, press one if you think the kitchen is clean.

[04:15:25] Actually I have to say I have to put everything in the bag because you don't want to know.

[04:15:41] You.

[04:15:42] Why do you say stuff like this?

[04:15:49] I'm just doing what she said.

[04:15:58] We have to move out of here.

[04:15:59] Yeah, is Jason live by the way?

[04:16:03] Is he live?

[04:16:07] No?

[04:16:09] Okay.

[04:16:10] Yes, I just moved him.

[04:16:19] Jesus, think for a 25 gifted five what's up man?

[04:16:25] There we go.

[04:16:26] Do is 95 K subs. He has a lot wait what happened to our little overlay?

[04:16:32] Do you not have it down here or can you do me to me?

[04:16:36] So I put the overlay up. Oh, there it is

[04:16:39] Damn, wait, we almost have 18,000 subs

[04:16:42] race

[04:16:43] Wait, we just hit 17 K 17 K today. Now we're almost at 18 K. I think it's coming

[04:16:56] What am I hearing? Oh, it's probably delayed

[04:17:00] Oh, it's upstairs. It's on different things. This pizza box is throwing me for a loop here.

[04:17:11] Oh, you're back!

[04:17:13] Wait, is that pizza?

[04:17:14] Yeah!

[04:17:15] Did I eat it?

[04:17:16] This is from two days ago.

[04:17:17] I don't care!

[04:17:18] No, this pizza is old. I wouldn't eat it.

[04:17:19] I'm hungry!

[04:17:20] No, this is a body hazard thing about...

[04:17:22] Dude, this pizza has been out, like, Emily. This is why you get sick.

[04:17:28] Do you want a kind bar?

[04:17:30] Oh my God.

[04:17:31] Yeah. You hate them.

[04:17:35] Listen, me and Jason will make food for everybody, okay?

[04:17:48] Are you leaving?

[04:17:49] Is that how you guys party?

[04:18:00] This party instead of him. I would say play it for any help.

[04:18:02] Oh.

[04:18:06] Play date? What do you say?

[04:18:07] Let's play.

[04:18:08] I don't know.

[04:18:09] Oh.

[04:18:10] Oh.

[04:18:11] You know what that means.

[04:18:12] Five, four, three, two, one.

[04:18:14] You guys know it?

[04:18:15] Yeah.

[04:18:16] All right, gonna leave.

[04:18:17] Jason knows that.

[04:18:18] Right?

[04:18:19] I've lost it like you made it.

[04:18:21] Wig it down.

[04:18:31] Boom, easy. Thank you so much for the 25 gifted subs, man.

[04:18:34] 17.7.

[04:18:39] Oh my god!

[04:18:41] If we're lucky, we could hit 18. We really could.

[04:18:47] Yeah, it's wild, man. I never thought we'd be here.

[04:18:50] But I guess that's all thanks to Mr. Arthur, man. Legit.

[04:18:53] Nick, it's all thanks to you. Please don't talk to us like that.

[04:18:56] Hmm?

[04:19:08] What? I can't...

[04:19:10] You cannot learn it without the song. That's all I can say.

[04:19:13] I'm not sure how the... You do the dual streams. How do you do dual streams with him in the past?

[04:19:32] All right, do... Wait, how about you first, Giffen? All right, you guys do without me.

[04:19:41] Who's leading?

[04:19:43] One.

[04:19:44] Oh, boy, he's pissed. But come on.

[04:19:46] It's too late. Let's come in.

[04:20:01] 25 gifted subs, you know what that means.

[04:20:11] Five, four, three, two...

[04:20:14] You guys got it?

[04:20:15] Go down, turn around, move to the back, move to the right, cross it, cross again.

[04:20:28] Yeah, it's not bad, huh?

[04:20:33] Good job!

[04:20:34] Yeah.

[04:20:35] What is hinge, by the way?

[04:20:42] Jason said we should do hinge.

[04:20:44] No!

[04:20:53] Wait, is this real people?

[04:20:54] Yes, real women.

[04:20:57] And you have to talk to them?

[04:20:59] Would you just message them?

[04:21:00] That'd be pretty funny.

[04:21:01] You're telling what's up.

[04:21:04] I thought this was like, Omega.

[04:21:07] It's Omega.

[04:21:08] It's Omega.

[04:21:09] No, what do you what am I saying yes to bro?

[04:21:16] How do you know

[04:21:27] We're pulling a catchy you you have to wait too much. I'm good

[04:21:48] What's happening? No

[04:22:00] Not for you

[04:22:02] No, I did not

[04:22:04] Yeah, and you're afraid that you looked way too excited

[04:22:12] Listen, listen

[04:22:14] Yeah, she has not

[04:22:18] You don't feel nervous, anxious.

[04:22:24] Well, I still feel a little anxious, but like not too bad.

[04:22:26] Wait, what do you mean?

[04:22:28] Obviously, I'm still a bit concerned about whatever event it was that day.

[04:22:32] That's like huge progress.

[04:22:34] Yeah.

[04:22:35] It literally just started.

[04:22:36] I don't know, it's amazing.

[04:22:37] I know, it's been around a month.

[04:22:39] Wow.

[04:22:40] Must be nice.

[04:22:42] Well, you know, guys, listen, Jason should be coming.

[04:22:46] I'm not sure what's gonna happen.

[04:22:48] Yeah, we played basketball yesterday.

[04:22:57] No don't even bring up I I changed my mind this morning actually yeah we're not

[04:23:09] gonna be doing that what is the best now I want to know no yes no wait can you

[04:23:20] turn around and no no no that's why I was like I have a mic that's also my

[04:23:34] key it's kind of like just like in the room cuz yeah so this is so weird I

[04:23:48] don't like streaming like after like this late at night I got hate this

[04:23:52] fucking sucks like I hate it so much yeah wait you

[04:23:59] We didn't just fucking go offline and just be on Jason's like we could just do that too

[04:24:03] The thing is it kind of feels like have you guys ever had like a real job and you have work in the morning from like 5 a.m.

[04:24:09] Or like 6 a.m. Then you have your lunchtime at noon

[04:24:13] And then and then you still have like a bunch of hours left and you're like I just had lunch

[04:24:19] I kind of wanted to go home

[04:24:24] I'm at home I

[04:24:29] I guess home is something that fuck I kind of want some some I'm gonna make actually like a real meal

[04:24:34] Yeah, I hope so

[04:24:37] I feel like we're all getting like hangry

[04:24:43] Would you guys get hangry? Yeah, I actually get really angry like I'm so tired. Yeah, are you hungry too?

[04:24:52] We're hungry

[04:24:54] We're hungry make someone said who's the guy in the middle. He's cool

[04:24:57] Are you an interdictory self there again, first time?

[04:25:04] Hello, I'm Mr. Arthur. I am living with my true love NMP, L-O-L, who's hiding here in the corner.

[04:25:11] We do stuff together, not that stuff, only online stuff.

[04:25:16] What?

[04:25:17] Yeah, I hope you have a good day.

[04:25:20] Yeah, amazing. Absolutely amazing.

[04:25:26] yeah man this is I'm so uncomfortable I'm so uncomfortable oh do you like a cap on

[04:25:35] your back?

[04:25:46] sometimes it helps to like release the snack

[04:25:52] check so Jason was mentioning he said he wants to do an intro but like the only

[04:25:58] thing I can do is duplicate my feed so you might have to watch him do his intro

[04:26:04] for like whatever amount of time that is so I'm not sure yeah I'm not sure because

[04:26:09] I don't really do this do a shit at the same time sort of shit so I don't really

[04:26:12] know how it works but I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure it's working yeah well I

[04:26:23] think Emily would be better at that then you can talk to this if you want

[04:26:27] Be a little bit more clear run down of Jason the wean. Yeah, he is an alien

[04:26:32] He just you yes. Yes. He just joined phase

[04:26:37] A few months ago

[04:26:39] He's the most subs Asian like most sub Asian person. So that's cool

[04:26:47] He tries to have Riz, but I don't think it really works

[04:26:51] He does he raises a lot of girls

[04:26:53] I don't think it works, but he's a really nice guy. He's funny. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, she also has a great smile. Aw. That's nice.

[04:27:05] It worked yesterday.

[04:27:10] Asians meet up, holy. And he likes ETA from New Genes. No, Jason is actually, from my internationalism, he's actually a very nice kid. Yeah.

[04:27:19] nice he's nice and funny like well yeah nice humble kid well when he did an

[04:27:24] eye-welting together he spent like I think like 2k in that tree I was like

[04:27:29] wow we went to like universe oh my god we went to universal he paid like 1k

[04:27:35] for three tickets I was like oh my god like that is crazy and yeah he was

[04:27:41] He was really nice.

[04:27:42] I was like, thanks, Jason.

[04:27:44] Sorry for calling him a kid.

[04:27:45] He was just like, nice kid.

[04:27:46] He's a wiener.

[04:27:47] Because he has a wiener?

[04:27:48] Well, I know he used to be called Jason da weenie,

[04:27:50] and then you changed to Jason da ween.

[04:27:52] I don't know the Lord.

[04:27:53] Because he's a wiener?

[04:27:54] Because his last name is Nguyen.

[04:27:56] Nguyen?

[04:27:58] Nguyen, yeah.

[04:27:59] Wait, say it, Nick.

[04:28:00] Oh!

[04:28:01] Nguyen?

[04:28:02] Nguyen.

[04:28:02] Yeah, it's because of his last name.

[04:28:04] Yeah, it's Nguyen.

[04:28:05] So then, it's just Nguyen.

[04:28:07] Oh.

[04:28:08] Mm-hmm.

[04:28:08] Yeah, it makes sense.

[04:28:10] Nick pronounces it so crazy.

[04:28:11] I've never heard it pronounced that way. Oh, sorry ever

[04:28:21] He's best to talk towards it, but we only have so many it's okay, man, what a long day this is gonna be

[04:28:29] How old's Jason isn't like 21? Yeah, dude. I'm 33 man

[04:28:34] Holy crap

[04:28:36] 40 oh, it's 20 he's 20 Jason's 20

[04:28:40] Whoa.

[04:28:41] No, it sounds not 40, I don't think.

[04:28:43] Wait, no, wait, he's 20, he drinks.

[04:28:45] Did you guys find his agent?

[04:28:46] Apparently he's from Turkey.

[04:28:47] Apparently.

[04:28:48] 20.

[04:28:49] No way!

[04:28:51] He's only drinking, that should not be allowed.

[04:28:54] What?

[04:28:55] That means a fed, oh my god.

[04:28:58] He drinks apple juice.

[04:29:00] That means he's definitely 21.

[04:29:02] Yeah.

[04:29:03] Shut up.

[04:29:04] You can't, I won't round him out.

[04:29:06] Someone said he turned 21 today.

[04:29:08] Today's his birthday?

[04:29:09] He's coming over here?

[04:29:10] You're just bidding, I'm going to Google it right now, I'm going to Google it right now.

[04:29:16] If this is his birthday, we should order a cake right now.

[04:29:20] Wait, there's no way Janice is birthday.

[04:29:22] There's no way, there's no way with Austin for his birthday and left all of his phase boys back home.

[04:29:26] It's obviously not his birthday.

[04:29:27] Oh no, his birthday is May 9th.

[04:29:29] How do you know that?

[04:29:30] Why would he be here?

[04:29:31] Oh my god, it's 1,200 and 4!

[04:29:37] That just sounds really young, doesn't it?

[04:29:39] Yeah.

[04:29:41] Are we aunties?

[04:29:43] No, we're big sis.

[04:29:44] I feel so crazy.

[04:29:46] And then of course, Nick is uncle.

[04:29:48] See, like, why can't I call him a nice kid when he was born in 2004?

[04:29:53] And he rizes up you guys?

[04:29:55] No, no, no.

[04:29:56] For us, it's like my basic.

[04:29:58] No, I've never, I've never like, I've only talked to him off-stream.

[04:30:02] And he did not riz me off-stream.

[04:30:04] He's very nice off-stream.

[04:30:05] Very, like, yeah.

[04:30:06] But on-stream?

[04:30:07] I don't think he'll riz cause we're all streamers, you know, so.

[04:30:10] Yeah, yeah.

[04:30:11] Cause I don't really know much about him.

[04:30:13] We're about to learn it.

[04:30:15] Yeah, we'll see what happens.

[04:30:16] I will learn.

[04:30:17] I will learn.

[04:30:18] I have nothing.

[04:30:19] I know nothing about him.

[04:30:20] So whatever I react to, whatever I do, it's like, what are we shows?

[04:30:26] So we'll see how that goes.

[04:30:29] I'm just gonna get his girl stolen.

[04:30:31] Does he have a girlfriend?

[04:30:33] No, I'm at Nick.

[04:30:34] He's gonna get his girl stolen.

[04:30:37] Who's my girl?

[04:30:40] Oh man dude, that's a hilarious good one.

[04:30:52] Thank you.

[04:30:53] Yeah, it's so good.

[04:30:56] Does he even have his locations?

[04:30:58] Does he even have his locations?

[04:30:59] No.

[04:31:00] No, I do have his locations.

[04:31:02] Should we be texting him?

[04:31:03] Okay, because when I arrived in Austin, I had to text him.

[04:31:05] No, not Arthur.

[04:31:07] Oh, the fuck!

[04:31:09] Oh my god, he moved fast.

[04:31:11] Dude, we're going to see you're in the face house next.

[04:31:14] actually what's up it's me it's catch him in the face house and doing the phase

[04:31:18] whatever it is the hand gestures bro I need some fucking yeah get get some

[04:31:23] food cooked up dude well here's the problem looks like

[04:31:28] um okay because the thing is I got a new phone right before

[04:31:34] We're having an offense, so let's just, all right, see you tomorrow.

[04:31:38] Here, you can have one.

[04:31:39] Okay, sure.

[04:31:40] I have other friends, but it's from my old phone, so they haven't updated it.

[04:31:45] Oh, okay.

[04:31:46] Yeah.

[04:31:47] Here.

[04:31:48] What's your ETA?

[04:31:49] Why is your first one kind of funky?

[04:31:52] Because there's a lot of old meat in there.

[04:31:54] Yeah, it's definitely still lingering.

[04:31:56] Yeah, I mean, it's not lingering.

[04:31:58] There is old, disgusting meat in there.

[04:32:00] Why don't you throw it away?

[04:32:02] I fucking stream 12 hours a day. I have no time to clean up the nostalgia of old smelly food

[04:32:08] Yeah, I haven't even had time to unload the dishwasher. I might as well do it now

[04:32:17] A power bank, why don't you just go plug it?

[04:32:26] Can I just plug it in like they're after taking to a power bank

[04:32:28] Oh my gosh, do you guys ever do that when your phone is on 1% you're teasing the last

[04:32:36] percent for like as long as possible without the phone to shut down you wait for as long

[04:32:41] as possible and then you pack it in like 10 minutes on 1%

[04:32:45] Boom!

[04:32:46] Oh you're waiting for what you want, you're freezing up a little bit.

[04:32:48] Yeah, maybe like editing the phone feels like almost dead.

[04:32:53] I do that but unintentionally I just use it till my phone dies.

[04:32:57] Yeah, me too.

[04:32:59] No, so the reason why I do it is my iPhone has such a terrible battery

[04:33:03] where it can't be 10% after two hours after charging it.

[04:33:08] So yeah, now I kind of like try to get to know my battery a bit better.

[04:33:14] Well, you want to hold this?

[04:33:17] I'm OK.

[04:33:17] Thank you.

[04:33:18] Huh?

[04:33:26] Yeah, you guys go sit down.

[04:33:27] Can you hold over there?

[04:33:28] OK.

[04:33:29] Now go sit down.

[04:33:30] I can actually hold this because I can make this clean.

[04:33:33] I'm going to clean up.

[04:33:36] You know what, Nick?

[04:33:38] Yeah?

[04:33:39] Just in case, I can clean this up as well.

[04:33:41] In case you need it.

[04:33:42] Clean it dude.

[04:33:43] Hello?

[04:33:46] Dude, this is so out of my comfort zone.

[04:33:49] Did they come?

[04:33:51] The V-girl?

[04:33:53] The V-girl?

[04:33:54] I don't know if it's, I can see.

[04:33:56] I'm not sure.

[04:33:57] The cleaner.

[04:33:58] Oh no, no, no, come here tomorrow.

[04:33:59] Oh but it's pretty clean.

[04:34:01] Yeah

[04:34:04] Check should we just end it go on Jason's stream without the easier

[04:34:10] Yeah, he'd be here in less than five minutes. And then what are we gonna cook? I

[04:34:13] Don't know. We are you cooking?

[04:34:16] We can cook for you. You can be the judge if you want sure

[04:34:22] I don't do whatever I'm gonna do chop things. Okay. You know I'm happy guys up

[04:34:34] Okay

[04:34:35] Yeah

[04:34:36] So it's gonna happen like buddy hasn't bit someone like four years Jason's and come in and buddies just gonna bite him

[04:34:44] Yeah, you're you really like Jason that much, huh?

[04:34:56] I did not why do you why do you say that I say Austrian?

[04:35:00] Why?

[04:35:02] Why why do you say these things?

[04:35:08] That is not, chat, chat, chat, that, that is not what I meant, she's trolling, can't she's just trolling right, can't she?

[04:35:24] Yep, I'm just trolling the guys.

[04:35:26] Yeah, it's true.

[04:35:28] Arthur, are you going to abandon me or are you going to be around?

[04:35:31] I'm going to ask you if you need an address in this kitchen.

[04:35:33] I need what?

[04:35:34] I think you need an address in this kitchen.

[04:35:36] Yes.

[04:35:37] Listen, so like Jason's coming here, it's like,

[04:35:40] you know, it didn't be alone, never stands alone, you know?

[04:35:43] Yep.

[04:35:44] There's always someone next to him.

[04:35:45] Yep.

[04:35:45] It's just the way it goes in the LSF Reds.

[04:35:48] Four exchange students, three Asian bitches.

[04:35:50] Yes.

[04:35:51] It's not.

[04:35:52] That's pretty much what's going on.

[04:35:53] Jason, Greeny.

[04:35:54] You want him?

[04:35:55] Yeah.

[04:35:56] Can you please not use these words like the D word?

[04:35:59] I'm better than comfortable with you.

[04:35:59] What's the D word?

[04:36:00] The E-B.

[04:36:01] The E-B.

[04:36:02] The E-B.

[04:36:03] The E-B.

[04:36:04] Your wife never shows up when we're just sitting around

[04:36:06] waiting for like all day just waiting around true Arthur tell a story about

[04:36:21] your childhood yes I got a little excited when Jason came over so I applied

[04:36:31] more perfume, put up some aloe palm and yeah, it's just how it goes.

[04:36:37] No, it's just like, after like sitting there for like four hours you know you

[04:36:40] sometimes want to just like go to the bathroom and freshen yourself a little bit and smile again.

[04:36:44] I thought you were taking shit. No, I had to go pee.

[04:36:46] Oh. Yeah.

[04:36:48] By the way, I've noticed actually yesterday when you had your hair up you looked like

[04:36:52] less like a dangerous person. Now I'm actually frightened again.

[04:36:55] I know that people think that when my hair is up I look kinder.

[04:36:59] It's down I look more evil

[04:37:01] Whatever evil evil. Oh, yeah, okay. What's your opinion of me?

[04:37:07] Because it's just basic. I met I met you last night, but it's like super brief. Yeah

[04:37:11] But like now like what's your opinion of me? Do you really think I'm crazy or what? Yes

[04:37:16] I don't just think you're like she's a nice girl. That's it. I was like she was a nice girl

[04:37:20] They're just being annoying, you know, they're just, they're just feeling it to the standard

[04:37:30] side.

[04:37:31] Is he here?

[04:37:32] Oh, it's happening.

[04:37:33] You know what it is?

[04:37:34] Why?

[04:37:35] It's because you look into the camera.

[04:37:36] I think so.

[04:37:37] That's the only reason.

[04:37:38] That's like a big, the only reason.

[04:37:39] All right, I'll stop.

[04:37:40] Sorry guys.

[04:37:41] Sorry.

[04:37:42] No, I'm sure they like it.

[04:37:43] Do you like it?

[04:37:44] No, I'm sure they like it.

[04:37:45] No, I'm sure they like it.

[04:37:47] We like it.

[04:37:49] We just...

[04:37:51] They're a smile.

[04:37:53] I've never met them.

[04:37:55] Hello!

[04:37:57] It's good to have my German brother.

[04:37:59] Yo!

[04:38:01] We want to do that, to be honest.

[04:38:03] How good was it?

[04:38:05] Hello!

[04:38:07] Thank you.

[04:38:09] Good.

[04:38:11] Oh, this is actually for you.

[04:38:13] I'm going straight into it.

[04:38:15] So here's the deal.

[04:38:16] What would you like to do, my friend?

[04:38:18] Now, if you need, so what I think I'm doing

[04:38:21] is I'm sending my server, my stream,

[04:38:25] to one of your ingest links on your Toolkit server.

[04:38:28] So do you know what I'm saying?

[04:38:33] Nah, why the test it, aura.

[04:38:35] Wow.

[04:38:37] You can touch that one, it's fine.

[04:38:38] I like her pants.

[04:38:39] Thank you, thank you.

[04:38:40] Yeah.

[04:38:41] Wow.

[04:38:42] Fuck who controls your stream myself. Okay, so do you want to select this in jest? Yeah

[04:38:50] It's not toolkit. It's not. Yeah, I don't know. I'm saying to his toolkit server

[04:38:55] Okay

[04:38:57] I asked the people on it if I could access your server. Okay. So you have my you have my shit already, right?

[04:39:02] So I should be one of your ingest if he if he's here

[04:39:05] So what do I got to do start my server? Yep. See turn your turn your stuff on

[04:39:09] Let me see if he's around we're going straight into the cookie. Well, here's the problem. We've been up since 6 30

[04:39:15] And we're all so hungry. Oh

[04:39:19] Y'all I was I was late. I was late. I had to ask shit how to do. Yeah, it's it's it's it's no worries

[04:39:26] But once you if you want to go and like chill and talk you can't do that, too

[04:39:30] The way we gotta be on private rooms for you

[04:39:33] I mean, I just chill with you. I can't chill with you.

[04:39:36] No, no, no, listen, listen, brother, whatever you want to do, we're very accommodating.

[04:39:39] You know?

[04:39:40] Well, call your gym in.

[04:39:41] Yeah, you have the hospital.

[04:39:42] Oh, I do get a lot of gym in, so I'm ready to go on here.

[04:39:46] Really?

[04:39:47] Just like gym in, yeah.

[04:39:49] So, I've never met you before. What kind of Asian are you?

[04:39:52] Where are you from?

[04:39:53] Vietnamese.

[04:39:54] Vietnamese.

[04:39:55] Okay, guess. I'm a mix, okay. I'm a mix of one half white and then two Asian countries.

[04:40:00] So guess though the white country has to do Asian countries.

[04:40:04] Also maybe my accent can give it away.

[04:40:07] Okay cause I'm like part American part from this Asian country.

[04:40:10] I don't know if you can guess.

[04:40:12] I have to analyze your face.

[04:40:15] Have you been listening to her talk?

[04:40:18] I'm thinking, I don't know you just sound bad European.

[04:40:21] You don't even sound Asian.

[04:40:23] Alright, alright.

[04:40:25] Okay but I'm half white and half to Asian countries.

[04:40:29] Oh, Filipino.

[04:40:30] Okay!

[04:40:31] Yeah, I grew up in the Philippines, another quarter Asian country and then a half European country.

[04:40:39] Um, states.

[04:40:42] Korea?

[04:40:44] Close.

[04:40:45] You can guess from this too.

[04:40:48] What is it? Ghost?

[04:40:50] Sorry.

[04:40:52] Um, oh, Chinese language.

[04:40:55] Chinese.

[04:40:57] And then the European one?

[04:40:59] Um, rusted.

[04:41:01] Oh, what if guest washing too?

[04:41:03] That's good.

[04:41:05] I have no idea.

[04:41:07] Look over there.

[04:41:09] German.

[04:41:11] All right.

[04:41:13] Got it, got it, got it.

[04:41:15] So that's a thick disol?

[04:41:17] So we're all cooking together?

[04:41:19] No, not everybody.

[04:41:21] I'm just hanging out for a second.

[04:41:23] I'm going to flip off.

[04:41:25] You guys cook a lot of jobs. What does y'all do today? Do you even know how to cook? No, oh

[04:41:32] I think my most used after uber eats and take talking to which oh my god, so how old are you?

[04:41:38] Because we were trying to figure out how old do I look 20?

[04:41:43] 20

[04:41:45] How old are y'all?

[04:41:57] 26, 25, 26, 26, 20, 22, 22, hot, hot, 24, 39, 39, 39, 39, um, 24, 25, 29, 30, 30, 30,

[04:42:26] 24? It's like Bob.

[04:42:29] Hey, wow!

[04:42:33] I saw your peak. I saw your peak.

[04:42:40] 20, not 34.

[04:42:44] Wait, so you think we're just too old to be taking it out with all the young chicks?

[04:42:48] No, no, no, no. You're actually probably 27.

[04:42:51] 28.

[04:42:53] That was good!

[04:42:54] So me and Nick are the only ones that you over guessed. Do we look old or...

[04:42:58] I think I should kill myself. What is it?

[04:43:00] I mean, you said it, I mean...

[04:43:02] I was kidding.

[04:43:04] I ate all the gold.

[04:43:06] But Nick, Nick.

[04:43:08] Better look down on it.

[04:43:10] It's a aura.

[04:43:14] It's Unk. That's Unk.

[04:43:16] Yeah, I don't know why you put the glasses on after.

[04:43:18] Okay, we'll take them off.

[04:43:20] No, I like the glasses.

[04:43:22] You're younger without the glasses.

[04:43:24] What is it?

[04:43:26] Oh, please, no glasses.

[04:43:28] Nice and youthful.

[04:43:29] That's what I'm trying to go for.

[04:43:31] Not grandpa look.

[04:43:32] I think it looks good.

[04:43:33] So we gotta get you up and running brother.

[04:43:35] Yeah, no.

[04:43:35] I'm sorry my server right now.

[04:43:37] Damn, it takes that long?

[04:43:38] What do you call your chat?

[04:43:39] The NMP Lawlers?

[04:43:40] They're called the nice guys.

[04:43:43] The nice guys.

[04:43:44] So we used to be the crazy ketchup clan

[04:43:45] about 10 years ago.

[04:43:46] Oh Christ.

[04:43:47] But that changed.

[04:43:48] And then we became the, the, the Nick.

[04:43:56] Nick.

[04:43:57] space hers yeah but again this was again I'm old right you know I just start

[04:44:06] up yeah so there should be a second ingest and one of them should be mine I'm

[04:44:10] not sure what it looks like on your end I can't I mean I would just oh this one

[04:44:15] right here yeah see this one I just start all right I'm live I think wait did

[04:44:23] Did you slick the ingest?

[04:44:24] Yeah, yeah, make sure you pick the right one.

[04:44:25] I don't fucking know.

[04:44:26] Can we help him out?

[04:44:27] You do.

[04:44:28] Did it work?

[04:44:29] Okay, it's good.

[04:44:32] Are we on Jesus too?

[04:44:34] Straight, straight to the cookie segment.

[04:44:37] Hello.

[04:44:38] Nice chats.

[04:44:39] We're all fucked anyway.

[04:44:40] Wait, they're spelling peace wrong.

[04:44:42] Is that a thing?

[04:44:43] That's peace.

[04:44:44] That's that's that's the ego.

[04:44:46] Oh.

[04:44:47] Merge chats.

[04:44:48] What's up, my chat?

[04:44:49] Merge chats might go crazy.

[04:44:50] Nah, Merchant Chats might go crazy.

[04:44:53] Can you do that on Chaterino?

[04:44:55] Yeah, it merges.

[04:44:56] Like if you do like the collab knock knock, it merges automatically.

[04:45:00] Nah, that would be funny.

[04:45:01] How do we do it?

[04:45:03] That would be fun.

[04:45:04] So my chat, that's like 30 plus years old.

[04:45:06] Oh, what's your demographic?

[04:45:07] Yeah.

[04:45:08] Like, me.

[04:45:09] But Pam.

[04:45:10] Oh, Pam.

[04:45:11] Me.

[04:45:12] And that's why when I bring on the girls, they like it.

[04:45:16] Wait, what's your demographic?

[04:45:18] Him.

[04:45:19] Yeah, like 17 and 20 something. Yeah

[04:45:23] We got about four 17 year olds in my stream

[04:45:27] For

[04:45:29] Why do you

[04:45:31] How did you all meet y'all recently met yeah, I don't know y'all's Lord she's

[04:45:39] She essentially didn't exist two months ago she had zero followers zero viewers so you say you made her

[04:45:44] Pretty much. Yesterday she had 12k.

[04:45:47] 12k viewers.

[04:45:48] Was it 14?

[04:45:49] Yeah.

[04:45:50] God, dude!

[04:45:51] You get a piece of that?

[04:45:53] No, I mean like...

[04:45:54] I'm a money wise dude!

[04:45:57] What?

[04:45:58] I'm a money wise dude!

[04:46:00] I'm a money wise dude!

[04:46:02] I can't ever fucking read this.

[04:46:06] Very straightforward.

[04:46:08] Ah, catch this. Tell him, tell him.

[04:46:10] Tell him what is this?

[04:46:12] No, what?

[04:46:13] or the divide by seven rules

[04:46:15] No, no, no, no

[04:46:17] No, no, no, no

[04:46:19] Just say not publicly

[04:46:21] Forget it, nah

[04:46:23] There's the rogue

[04:46:25] Relax

[04:46:27] Listen, nothing fishy is going on here

[04:46:31] Arthur?

[04:46:33] Nothing fishy is going on yet, I have not written any drawings

[04:46:35] If that ever be the case, I will report it

[04:46:39] Do not worry guys

[04:46:41] I would, but so far, nothing ever happens.

[04:46:45] Exactly, so no, no, brother.

[04:46:46] It's all good, you know, it's all good, so.

[04:46:49] Wait, so it actually is working?

[04:46:51] Your stream's up and running?

[04:46:52] Yeah, my stream's good.

[04:46:53] That's actually sick that we did it.

[04:46:55] Oral, great job, by the way.

[04:46:56] I figured it out this morning.

[04:46:57] Yeah, you're welcome.

[04:46:58] Oral, and then TT with the help there

[04:46:59] to get it going on his stream as well.

[04:47:04] Is there a way to put a lot of chat stuff on the stream?

[04:47:07] We can combine them if you want.

[04:47:09] How do we do that?

[04:47:10] Is it okay if there's no chat like on the corner?

[04:47:13] It looks just like this.

[04:47:14] Yeah, no.

[04:47:15] Is that how your stream is looking too?

[04:47:17] Just for your feed to be clean.

[04:47:19] Yeah.

[04:47:20] This one.

[04:47:21] All right, then, bud.

[04:47:22] You want to merge?

[04:47:23] What?

[04:47:24] Fucking.

[04:47:25] Fucking.

[04:47:26] Arthur, you know how to do it.

[04:47:27] Not now.

[04:47:28] I have no idea.

[04:47:29] So actually, Franklin is a big expert because she's usually knocking at my door and I just

[04:47:33] accept something.

[04:47:34] I always do it on PC.

[04:47:35] I also do it on PC.

[04:47:36] Yeah.

[04:47:37] They're saying Zoomers.

[04:47:38] I don't know what I don't know either. Let me check.

[04:47:45] I've been here for a month.

[04:47:48] Yeah, no one's asking for help.

[04:47:51] Okay?

[04:47:54] Oh! A dance!

[04:47:56] Oh, Jason.

[04:47:58] Nah.

[04:48:00] Nah, I was watching.

[04:48:02] I have to join you, I have to join you as a guest.

[04:48:05] watching. I have to join your thing as a guest?

[04:48:09] Yeah, but it has to be on PC, so if someone has to knock on you, I don't think I can do

[04:48:14] it on mobile.

[04:48:15] Wait, so we knocked on his phone?

[04:48:16] I just got that alert.

[04:48:17] Oh, you did?

[04:48:18] I didn't click join. I missed it.

[04:48:19] Oh, do it again.

[04:48:20] Who did it?

[04:48:21] Probably Oral.

[04:48:22] Oh, maybe Oral not for you.

[04:48:23] Knock, knock.

[04:48:24] Oral thing, knock again.

[04:48:25] Who's Oral?

[04:48:26] She's my head mod.

[04:48:27] She is.

[04:48:28] Oral on head mod.

[04:48:29] She controls everything.

[04:48:30] Oh, wow.

[04:48:31] Yeah.

[04:48:32] Um, I don't know if you can knock again because if he's already invited. Wait check your notifications

[04:48:39] Oh, yeah, I got it

[04:48:53] What's happening no, this is not show this is a separate thing it won't like

[04:48:58] Yeah, and then now at Oro can

[04:49:01] and start the share chat.

[04:49:03] Stifity!

[04:49:04] So is this chat going to show up here?

[04:49:07] Yeah.

[04:49:07] Dang, that's going to be really fast.

[04:49:09] It's just going to show up here.

[04:49:10] It's going to be both chats on this phone.

[04:49:12] On Pages.

[04:49:13] All right, get ready.

[04:49:15] Does it show my sub-badge?

[04:49:16] It does, right?

[04:49:17] I think it does.

[04:49:18] Yeah, it shows your sub-badges.

[04:49:19] Yeah.

[04:49:19] It shows Nick's sub-badges.

[04:49:20] I think we'll know when he sees Ta.

[04:49:22] Right?

[04:49:23] And then, because we don't use Ta here.

[04:49:26] Oh, it's there, right?

[04:49:27] What's Ta?

[04:49:27] Is that your sub-badge?

[04:49:29] Oh, it's mine?

[04:49:30] What the heck is Old Five?

[04:49:32] There it is!

[04:49:34] Oh my!

[04:49:36] Wait, what was that?

[04:49:38] That is way too funny!

[04:49:43] How the fuck did we read?

[04:49:45] Dude, you should try your cheating!

[04:49:47] Wait, Oro, Oro, put it on the chat overlay

[04:49:49] just so we can see it.

[04:49:51] That is crazy!

[04:49:53] Stop, stop!

[04:49:55] What the fuck?

[04:49:57] Just look at it there.

[04:49:59] Oh my god!

[04:50:01] you can't outspend them. Don't even try. Oh my god.

[04:50:06] I knew it was worse when I saw an ONA.

[04:50:09] I knew it was worse. ONA.

[04:50:12] Jesus, what the fuck is this?

[04:50:15] This is pretty cute.

[04:50:17] Better read about it.

[04:50:18] Yeah, it's a...

[04:50:20] Interesting.

[04:50:22] Chat, chat, chat. Welcome them with open arms, okay?

[04:50:25] He's the new generation. Once I'm retired, he's still going to be here.

[04:50:28] Okay? So welcome with open arms.

[04:50:31] ever be nice when you retire or so yeah maybe like two years I'm done really

[04:50:37] yeah yeah I'll do what I'll just start playing video games

[04:50:44] yeah the pins the pins of the mom is you know okay

[04:50:54] yeah I mean couple no mean her having agreement it's like what is it

[04:51:01] If we don't, if by the time you're what?

[04:51:03] 40, 50?

[04:51:04] No.

[04:51:05] The eggs will still work for you.

[04:51:07] 35? Wait, 35?

[04:51:08] Something like that, yeah.

[04:51:09] Then I'll have your kid.

[04:51:10] Yeah.

[04:51:11] But I won't be the mom.

[04:51:12] I'll just have the kid.

[04:51:13] No, we'll raise this child together.

[04:51:15] That was the deal.

[04:51:15] What the hell, fucking no.

[04:51:16] We made this deal.

[04:51:17] Oh, you'll be like his kids' stepmom?

[04:51:19] I'm sure you'll find someone.

[04:51:20] This is what happens.

[04:51:21] Listen, Jason, like you got plenty of time, right?

[04:51:23] I'm 33.

[04:51:24] The clock is ticking, brother.

[04:51:26] I got less options than ever, you know.

[04:51:28] So it's just, it's, it's...

[04:51:29] Yeah, it's it's it's not oh, did you tell him we're hopping on hinge today? I didn't I didn't know what that was

[04:51:35] It's a baby. Yeah. Yeah, I know

[04:51:38] I know that now

[04:51:40] But I didn't know what I thought Henry's like so I thought it was I don't know what that's good

[04:51:43] It's gonna be a great time. I thought it was like oh, oh, megal. Well, y'all are starving. We should we should start to cooking them

[04:51:48] okay

[04:51:49] So do you have any meals that you know how to cook whatsoever? I know how to cook

[04:51:53] cereal I know how to cook eggs and chicken breast and steak

[04:52:01] Steak. Wow. My steak is actually pretty good really good. Okay

[04:52:07] So you how about you make something for everyone I'll make something for everybody. Okay, and we just watch. Yeah

[04:52:17] We're not cooking the same thing nope competition

[04:52:25] Do I have in Greece? Yeah, what you want?

[04:52:31] have to open by what I don't know how it works oh just glitched I don't know how to

[04:52:40] say words this is actually crazy chat chat isn't some battle okay

[04:52:49] okay chat chat another ghost you're 40 guys okay

[04:52:57] also have a question why Heng is that the best did you get banned on the other

[04:53:03] ones?

[04:53:05] like Bumble or Tender or Raiya or they won't be able to message anyone

[04:53:09] Bumble I don't know Heng is the best Tender I went on Tender I got zero likes I bought

[04:53:15] I think my hat was blitzed have you had success on hinge?

[04:53:23] like you've gone on dates on hinge?

[04:53:25] oh that's my it's a good app it used to be one of my favorites

[04:53:34] I'm low key retired now low key it's not high key it's so you're not retired

[04:53:40] We ready to start cooking?

[04:53:46] All right, good luck cooking guys.

[04:53:47] Yes, I'll see you guys later.

[04:53:48] I'll be sure to start eating.

[04:53:49] Okay, bye Fiona.

[04:53:50] I will watch all the bar.

[04:53:51] I mean, you can hang out if you want.

[04:53:52] Jason, can I offer you anything to drink?

[04:53:53] Coke Zero, water, monster, anything?

[04:53:54] A water will be cool.

[04:53:55] A water?

[04:53:56] You don't have to.

[04:53:57] Thank you man.

[04:53:58] I appreciate that.

[04:53:59] Here's the thing with me.

[04:54:00] Every time I ask him, shouldn't he leave?

[04:54:01] He's like, you can stay if you want.

[04:54:02] So I'm like...

[04:54:03] I'm like...

[04:54:04] I'm like...

[04:54:05] I'm like...

[04:54:06] I'm like...

[04:54:07] I'm like...

[04:54:08] I'm like...

[04:54:09] if you want. So I'm like, okay, I have no rest to go.

[04:54:12] You want red or blue, Doug?

[04:54:14] Let me get red.

[04:54:16] You're a good man.

[04:54:17] Thank you.

[04:54:18] Okay, Arthur, you can stay too.

[04:54:19] The girls can, here, you put, what's wrong with you?

[04:54:24] Can you just tell me the leader or not?

[04:54:26] Mind control?

[04:54:27] Yeah.

[04:54:28] I mean, I'm your puppet, right?

[04:54:29] You called me the puppet master

[04:54:30] and I'm one of your puppets.

[04:54:31] No, one of the moths said, one of the moths said,

[04:54:36] You don't say it.

[04:54:37] You said it with your chest.

[04:54:38] Yeah, I'll do it.

[04:54:38] You can say it's fine or you can say too. Okay, so what meat do you want?

[04:54:52] Jason, what meat do you want?

[04:54:55] What do y'all have? What are the options? We got chicken, we got steak. Is that is that is there anything else to that?

[04:55:02] Chicken steak, I cook a meaty steak. We also have a grill. Do you not use a grill?

[04:55:07] No. What?

[04:55:09] I've never screwed anything.

[04:55:11] I'm the one with a pot and pan type of guy.

[04:55:14] Okay, we got those two here. You got this one?

[04:55:16] Thanks.

[04:55:17] And then you can have this one. Do you not put this on?

[04:55:18] Don't sweet like you did when you got it.

[04:55:20] Yeah. There we go.

[04:55:23] Arthur, you wanna help wrap backstage?

[04:55:25] Yeah, you put it there for me.

[04:55:27] Okay.

[04:55:28] You want some salmon?

[04:55:29] No, I don't buy these.

[04:55:30] What's wrong? What's wrong?

[04:55:32] What happened?

[04:55:33] What happened?

[04:55:34] They just pellet pulled it.

[04:55:35] What's that?

[04:55:36] Oh, me?

[04:55:37] Oh.

[04:55:38] Polar bears. Yeah, this is bad polar bears. I'm old, but I think I get what you're saying. What I

[04:55:44] Think I get what you're saying. I'm old, but I think I understand now

[04:55:51] Yeah, he knows

[04:55:55] What what I'm from Arlington, Texas. No, you're not I am I swear. What what is it me up from?

[04:56:03] Don't say Cali. I'm a man you

[04:56:05] I think you're from 313 Detroit. I think you grew up on 8 Mile. I think you're a hood-as-fuck.

[04:56:11] What? Yeah. I'm from Amitabh, Costa. Okay. 817. Okay. 817?

[04:56:19] I think we've been to the airport, it must be true. So this is the fridge dog. This is what we got.

[04:56:24] This weak-ass fridge. Excuse me? There's nothing to cook in here. What are you?

[04:56:30] There's eggs?

[04:56:32] Yes!

[04:56:33] That's what you said!

[04:56:35] Eggs and...

[04:56:39] Okay.

[04:56:41] Chicken?

[04:56:42] Chicken?

[04:56:43] Salmon?

[04:56:44] You know what that is?

[04:56:45] Yes, I know what salmon is.

[04:56:47] Okay, we got lots of stuff.

[04:56:48] Prime beef?

[04:56:49] What is this?

[04:56:50] It's just old steak.

[04:56:53] Yeah, we got meat, bro.

[04:56:55] Alright.

[04:56:56] You gotta cook for like four people.

[04:56:58] I'm ready.

[04:56:59] Dude.

[04:57:00] Okay.

[04:57:01] There's polar bears in the other guest.

[04:57:03] Also, what's my bag?

[04:57:05] Oh no. Can someone tell me what that is?

[04:57:07] Like the polar bears? Isn't that like polar bears?

[04:57:10] Isn't that white women?

[04:57:12] No.

[04:57:13] It's not?

[04:57:14] Hi!

[04:57:15] Okay, I'll be there.

[04:57:17] What?

[04:57:18] What do you think polar bears are?

[04:57:20] Polar bears are animals.

[04:57:21] Hot mic?

[04:57:23] I think my mic is fucked up.

[04:57:25] Catchy, are you going to the bathroom?

[04:57:27] No, no, it's okay. I muted her.

[04:57:29] She's unmuted, she's unmuted but I told her.

[04:57:32] What are you doing?

[04:57:33] I don't know, I'm just like prepping up.

[04:57:35] Listen, if you-

[04:57:36] This is me, catchy.

[04:57:38] Uh...

[04:57:39] That's your girl?

[04:57:40] You can have her, bro, she's yours.

[04:57:42] I'm...

[04:57:43] What?

[04:57:48] How did I meet her?

[04:57:49] Yeah, I need Laura.

[04:57:51] Okay, how did we meet Nick?

[04:57:53] Wait, wait, we don't have a connect- we don't have a connection.

[04:57:56] So how am I here right now?

[04:57:59] Nah, I need someone to look at me like how she's looking at you, man.

[04:58:04] Hey!

[04:58:06] Care to explain?

[04:58:09] So...

[04:58:11] Oh, but I'm right here! God damn you, Arthur!

[04:58:17] Arthur, Arthur, Arthur.

[04:58:19] What?

[04:58:20] Are you serious?

[04:58:21] What about me?

[04:58:22] Are you serious?

[04:58:23] What about what?

[04:58:24] What happened?

[04:58:27] What did you do over there?

[04:58:28] I ate a test of the mic.

[04:58:29] What else?

[04:58:30] That's it.

[04:58:32] What the fuck is going on? I'm lost.

[04:58:35] What are you implying right now?

[04:58:38] I'm so confused.

[04:58:39] Wait, there's a text on the microphone. Wait, what's wrong?

[04:58:42] Yo, I'm so confused.

[04:58:44] Wait, what's wrong with me?

[04:58:46] Can you explain to me what's going on?

[04:58:48] Okay, I'll tell you what's going on, brother.

[04:58:50] Everyone in the chat is confused in both of our chats.

[04:58:53] So, she was a contestant on a game show that my orb was putting on.

[04:59:00] And she got eliminated in quite spectacular fashion, and then she just stayed around.

[04:59:11] And that is the TLDR.

[04:59:14] Interesting.

[04:59:15] And now y'all are like really close.

[04:59:19] No.

[04:59:22] That is not, that's not what's going on.

[04:59:25] But to be fair, we have spent the last five days together from like morning till night.

[04:59:30] You're ugly right now though.

[04:59:33] This is the sixth day.

[04:59:35] I'll be honest with you.

[04:59:38] I didn't even know I was going to be on his stream today.

[04:59:41] I had no idea. I was going to meet you. I had no idea.

[04:59:44] I woke up and then all of a sudden he went live.

[04:59:47] And then I saw my name tagged in his titles.

[04:59:49] And then I messaged him like,

[04:59:50] wait, I'm going to be on your stream today?

[04:59:52] He was like, yeah, if you want.

[04:59:53] I was like, all right.

[04:59:54] So I shouted, I got ready and everything.

[04:59:55] Now I'm here.

[04:59:56] Wow, he's mad ugly right now though.

[05:00:01] It's mad ugly.

[05:00:02] That's not ugly.

[05:00:06] Oh yeah, look at that.

[05:00:07] Whatever, to mediate and explain things,

[05:00:09] Katchy literally spawned like over a month ago on Twitch.

[05:00:12] She has no idea what Twitching is.

[05:00:15] She barely knows what a PogChamp is.

[05:00:17] So, PogChamp...

[05:00:19] Yeah, it's well-cared viewers.

[05:00:20] No, she had 2400.

[05:00:23] First 3 from 0.

[05:00:25] How does that make you feel?

[05:00:27] Well, it's because of him, let's be real.

[05:00:29] Because he like shouted me out and everything.

[05:00:31] How does it make you feel what, that I can give someone a career?

[05:00:33] I mean, well the same thing happened to me.

[05:00:37] So the poppin' did it to me, and how I can pay on the favor.

[05:00:41] And even him, he showed up here in this house.

[05:00:43] NMP Lowell is the method man.

[05:00:46] So he showed up here, he streamed for what, five years at 150 viewers?

[05:00:50] Yeah.

[05:00:51] Yesterday you had 19.8.

[05:00:52] 19.8.

[05:00:53] I was there.

[05:00:54] Yeah.

[05:00:55] That's great man.

[05:00:56] Thanks for everything.

[05:00:57] Thank you.

[05:00:58] But none of that really matters.

[05:01:00] It doesn't because we just like to have fun and you know, we're glad you're here. That's amazing. That's what it is

[05:01:07] Yeah, you know, so we just you know

[05:01:10] The thing is that I like is you know, I'm 33, right?

[05:01:14] We're not dead yet. Remember I told you that we were playing and we're doing the signs thing

[05:01:21] Getting there but to be fair everyone's gonna die anyway, like you never know when it's gonna come so you might as well live a life

[05:01:27] I want to have a family.

[05:01:30] What?

[05:01:32] I want to start soon, bro.

[05:01:34] I mean, I had a girlfriend for 10 years.

[05:01:36] Oh, perfect.

[05:01:41] I mean, I was close.

[05:01:43] I have a question. How many children do you envision yourself having?

[05:01:47] It depends. Do I get a boy the first time or not?

[05:01:50] Yeah.

[05:01:51] You the same way?

[05:01:53] I want a boy first.

[05:01:55] Exactly.

[05:01:56] What if you get a girl first?

[05:01:57] Let me try again.

[05:01:58] What if you get four girls?

[05:01:59] Oh yeah, y'all have mad cute babies. Y'all have cute ass babies.

[05:02:04] What are we talking about? Me and her? Yeah.

[05:02:08] You're so fucking cool.

[05:02:15] Well, what would happen if you get four girls in a row? You're just gonna keep going till you get a boy?

[05:02:20] If I have four daughters, I'm gonna find the nearest bridge, I'm gonna walk up to the edge of it, I'm gonna throw my phone off it.

[05:02:29] Wait, you're gonna leave the mom and all the girls alone?

[05:02:32] alone? No, I'm just gonna throw my phone and I'm just gonna walk off in the wilderness and start my life like

[05:02:37] either way. Alright, so which meat you want Doug? Do we hungry?

[05:02:42] Um, I'd take the beef. You want the beef? I want the beef you got the chicken. Okay.

[05:02:50] I can do that. I'm good at steak. Okay, so you want a grill? You want to, you want to pay?

[05:02:54] I want to what what group where's the group it's outside that's outside. Oh, that one. Hey, is there a set up?

[05:03:02] Yeah, I mean for me to turn around. Yeah, I'm gonna say just have a question. You said you're good at state

[05:03:06] But I see so many raw

[05:03:09] Spams I could go with Emily. You know was it was it was rare. It was rare

[05:03:16] Yeah, hers was

[05:03:18] No, I was rare

[05:03:20] It's because we're streamers and we don't have patience, so we didn't want to sit there and wait.

[05:03:24] Mine was rarer.

[05:03:26] Mine was also rarer.

[05:03:27] Arthur, do you have another battery for this?

[05:03:28] Somewhere charged?

[05:03:31] Yes.

[05:03:32] Cool.

[05:03:33] Cool.

[05:03:34] We can go outside if you need, Doug.

[05:03:36] I have a question for you.

[05:03:38] Do I call you Nicholas or Nick or do I call you NMP Log?

[05:03:42] You can call me Nick.

[05:03:43] Okay, Nick.

[05:03:44] Well, mom calls me Jason, so.

[05:03:45] Alright.

[05:03:46] I'm gonna call you Nick.

[05:03:47] Yeah, Nick's good.

[05:03:48] Um...

[05:03:48] Nicholas?

[05:03:49] How long in a relationship do you start considering kids?

[05:03:53] How long?

[05:03:55] I don't know.

[05:03:56] One of my friends literally had a kid on the first try.

[05:04:00] First, like.

[05:04:01] How long did it take for the first try to happen?

[05:04:04] I mean, they made lasagna, and then there was a kid,

[05:04:10] and I was like.

[05:04:12] I had one night.

[05:04:13] Yeah, you know who you were?

[05:04:16] Oh, that was him.

[05:04:18] Yeah.

[05:04:19] Jesus.

[05:04:19] Yeah, that was him.

[05:04:21] We're not making lasagna tonight, right?

[05:04:24] Bro.

[05:04:25] I got it!

[05:04:26] I got the lasagna!

[05:04:27] Oh, look.

[05:04:28] All right.

[05:04:30] Catch, you've killed me.

[05:04:30] You've killed me in so many different levels right now.

[05:04:32] So let's just start cooking, brother.

[05:04:36] Arthur, what's up with the camera?

[05:04:37] What you need?

[05:04:37] Nimes, forks, what you got?

[05:04:41] I mean, to cook, I would need like a spatula,

[05:04:45] and maybe a thing where you could flip it.

[05:04:49] A spatula?

[05:04:50] No, no, no.

[05:04:51] A fucking...

[05:04:52] The thing where you...

[05:04:53] Where you...

[05:04:54] No, no, no.

[05:04:56] What's it called, Jack?

[05:04:57] Tolls!

[05:04:58] Tolls?

[05:04:59] Tolls.

[05:05:00] With no edge?

[05:05:01] What'd you say?

[05:05:04] Okay.

[05:05:05] I am gonna...

[05:05:06] What exactly are you making, though?

[05:05:07] You just making a raw steak?

[05:05:08] No, I'm making a fucking...

[05:05:10] What does everyone like?

[05:05:11] What type of steak do you all like?

[05:05:13] Emily and David?

[05:05:14] Medium rare, please.

[05:05:15] Medium rare?

[05:05:16] I like medium rare, too.

[05:05:17] Alright.

[05:05:18] Just not raw?

[05:05:19] Yeah, okay, I'm gonna make taco.

[05:05:22] You're gonna make tacos?

[05:05:24] Yes.

[05:05:25] You cook good?

[05:05:26] He only makes tacos every time, so he's like, prepared.

[05:05:29] No, no, no, no.

[05:05:30] First off, I can make salmon, bitch.

[05:05:32] Okay.

[05:05:33] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

[05:05:36] drama?

[05:05:37] Drama?

[05:05:38] Yeah.

[05:05:39] Yeah, yeah, get it, get it, drama!

[05:05:40] Listen, I'm from a different time, dog, where it wasn't like this, it was like

[05:05:45] this.

[05:05:46] That's what I'm saying.

[05:05:47] It's crazy.

[05:05:48] different time period. I mean I walk you following. Last time you were in a fight. Like a fist

[05:05:54] fight? I don't fight. You ever been in a fist fight? No I give up. Says you, actually.

[05:06:02] I could probably take a few hits. Oh my god, if we arm wrestled Emily, Emily who do you

[05:06:08] think would win if we arm wrestled? Please don't, you're gonna snap your arm. I think

[05:06:11] you would still win. No I think you would win. I was trying to hold the gimbal yesterday

[05:06:15] for an IRL stream.

[05:06:16] I think he's stupid.

[05:06:17] She has a double fist to gamble.

[05:06:18] Yeah, I think he would.

[05:06:20] What meat is this?

[05:06:22] This is a ribeye.

[05:06:23] Oh, you know that!

[05:06:24] Yeah, this is easy.

[05:06:26] Okay, you got it.

[05:06:28] You taught me this.

[05:06:29] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:06:30] You taught me this.

[05:06:31] Are you helping him?

[05:06:32] Well, it's just because we made a ribeye before, so I think he's got it.

[05:06:39] Let me find a...

[05:06:40] Oh, I did not wash my hands.

[05:06:42] Ooh.

[05:06:43] You can do it now if you want.

[05:06:45] Yeah, no, never too late.

[05:06:47] Oh no, this thing is dirty. Do we just beat the chicken anyway with it?

[05:06:51] Fuck, we only have one.

[05:06:53] Yeah.

[05:06:54] Chad, we need to be better. Me or Jason.

[05:06:57] Wait, is our chat's not merged?

[05:06:59] Nah, it's still like broke.

[05:07:01] Mmm, you know what I know why? Because we're going too fucking fast.

[05:07:04] Probably.

[05:07:06] That's why it broke.

[05:07:07] Arthur, you know how to merge it on here, right?

[05:07:09] You actually knocked it down and invested and accepted.

[05:07:12] You want to do it here? Like this?

[05:07:15] We don't gotta merge, it's just gonna break.

[05:07:18] I mean, I think that's kind of funny.

[05:07:20] It's okay, we don't have to do it.

[05:07:23] It's all good. So how are you liking Austin so far?

[05:07:26] I mean, I only been for a day.

[05:07:29] I was here for DreamCon.

[05:07:31] Yeah, I saw you for the first time.

[05:07:33] Yeah.

[05:07:34] I was hanging out with Hassan.

[05:07:36] It was uh, Austin was cool, it was cool.

[05:07:39] Is it cool?

[05:07:40] Where have you been in Austin so far?

[05:07:42] Uh, literally I went, I'm trying to think, I went to DreamCon and then I tried to go

[05:07:53] to 6th Street.

[05:07:55] You tried to go to 6th Street?

[05:07:56] Did you?

[05:07:57] I tried to.

[05:07:58] Tried to.

[05:07:59] And then.

[05:08:00] I've been wanting to go, I've never been.

[05:08:01] Girl, nah, y'all gotta go.

[05:08:02] What do you mean y'all?

[05:08:03] He's telling me I can't.

[05:08:04] What do you mean y'all?

[05:08:05] What do you mean?

[05:08:06] I got to smack this chicken. I want you to get covered in it.

[05:08:08] You got to watch out.

[05:08:09] Can I smack it in?

[05:08:10] Okay.

[05:08:11] How hard?

[05:08:12] Just go like that, right?

[05:08:15] She'll keep sliding the chicken.

[05:08:18] Right? Is that good?

[05:08:20] I mean, you don't have to hit it. I mean, just, what you got?

[05:08:22] Slide in it, or what?

[05:08:26] Right, that's good.

[05:08:27] You're great.

[05:08:28] Wait, are you being sarcastic?

[05:08:30] No, it's good. That's good. Me being...

[05:08:32] No, she's beating me. She's...

[05:08:40] Yeah.

[05:08:41] Wait, is that bad?

[05:08:43] I don't want to judge you, but this is like the saddest meat beating that I've ever seen.

[05:08:50] Why?

[05:08:51] You gotta give it something.

[05:08:53] Yeah.

[05:08:54] Chill, chill, chill.

[05:08:55] Like something in between.

[05:08:56] Look at that diva.

[05:08:57] Something in between.

[05:08:58] Arthur.

[05:08:59] Chiller.

[05:09:00] I know how to beat it.

[05:09:02] Like she has to learn.

[05:09:03] Okay, can you like demonstrate then I'll do it?

[05:09:05] So you gotta give it, okay.

[05:09:07] I guess we have the most practice, but you really gotta give it like a...

[05:09:10] Okay, okay, then I'll do it later.

[05:09:12] But also not too little.

[05:09:14] Why are you hitting it so hard?

[05:09:16] Because it's so hard.

[05:09:18] Use this side, bro.

[05:09:20] Show a little bit more empathy towards the meat.

[05:09:22] Empathy?

[05:09:24] Don't destroy it.

[05:09:26] Make it flat.

[05:09:30] Empathy is.

[05:09:32] I'm feeling like a bar with a string.

[05:09:34] This won't be a good string.

[05:09:36] You think so?

[05:09:38] You literally have raw chicken on your pants now.

[05:09:40] Not anymore.

[05:09:42] I'm good at it.

[05:09:43] I've been doing this for years.

[05:09:44] Oh, it has to be fast.

[05:09:45] Oh, it's like that.

[05:09:46] Nah, you're a Lee at that, too.

[05:09:50] I've been doing this a while.

[05:09:52] So you're used to beating the meat, huh?

[05:09:54] Yes.

[05:09:55] Yes.

[05:09:56] Where do I throw this piece of chicken?

[05:09:58] Trash.

[05:09:59] You're not, Jason.

[05:10:00] You're putting me in a hell of a spot right now, bro.

[05:10:02] You're putting me in a hell of a spot.

[05:10:04] What?

[05:10:05] What do you mean?

[05:10:06] No, this is just, and I mean, y'all, this has just been assassinated.

[05:10:10] like it did something wrong but um yeah that one that one hell no yeah we got a

[05:10:23] whole bunch of season over here what do you need all of this we got some more

[05:10:26] over there so whatever you need we got it what we have some paprika that you're

[05:10:35] looking for that's what popped in my head I thought of paprika paprika is good

[05:10:40] We got that salt and pepper

[05:10:44] Yeah, perfect pipe and shot. What do you think we should add?

[05:10:49] Mmm perfect. I keep it simple, okay?

[05:10:55] Garlic powder salt pepper. Yeah, let's keep it simple and add some old to it human

[05:11:00] Now this is gonna be an attack to my chair. What's that mean?

[05:11:06] Can you can you tell me about your memes? Do you use the word mean?

[05:11:12] No, really. I know what a meme he is.

[05:11:15] Can it, bro.

[05:11:18] Can you, can you, can you like...

[05:11:20] So I'm sure you guys got your whole thing going over there in the face, in the face house, all your sort of stuff.

[05:11:25] We don't know about it.

[05:11:26] The glass is salt frozen.

[05:11:28] What is it?

[05:11:29] You just have to like do it.

[05:11:31] What is this?

[05:11:32] Onion powder.

[05:11:33] Bro.

[05:11:34] Bro, that should...

[05:11:35] Okay.

[05:11:36] It looks like it's ancient.

[05:11:37] And so...

[05:11:39] There, it worked.

[05:11:41] This should might be expired.

[05:11:45] It is expired. Why are we using it? You have it in a fucking cup. Look look guys guys guys

[05:11:52] It worked though. It's

[05:11:55] It's like a rock

[05:11:57] So taste good probably. No, no, no, no, no, you cannot

[05:12:01] I cannot. You put it on the steak. Huh? It's fine. Do it. I think it's fine, none of it's on the table

[05:12:07] But all of this is expired. Just- Is there an expiry date? Yes, we can- No, that's none

[05:12:13] Okay, so if it's expired why is it there and why did you let us hold it? That's irresponsible. What is that?

[05:12:20] You want this? This is good

[05:12:24] Yeah

[05:12:27] Okay, whoever's eating the steak by the way

[05:12:31] Good luck

[05:12:33] We need good luck. I just I didn't fucking start yet. No, no, it's great

[05:12:37] Well, you do have like five bathrooms here. We do so you can you can use whatever one you need to

[05:12:42] Hopefully we don't have to wave at the cameras when we use the toilet.

[05:12:45] Allegedly.

[05:12:50] So, Lyle, what's your type in a girl, Nicholas?

[05:13:00] Um, one that's not super crazy.

[05:13:03] You know, that's straight up number one.

[05:13:05] And honestly, listen, listen.

[05:13:08] I've been in a ten-year relationship.

[05:13:10] Do you really have a type when you stay with one for so long?

[05:13:13] So, wait you were literally, you were 10 years old brother

[05:13:17] when I started that relationship.

[05:13:19] You were 10.

[05:13:20] 10, you were 10.

[05:13:23] 10 years old.

[05:13:23] I was, yeah.

[05:13:25] That's how long it was.

[05:13:26] 10 years old.

[05:13:27] When you started the relationship.

[05:13:29] Yes, but listen, I'm not sure, what's your type?

[05:13:37] My type is,

[05:13:39] elegant,

[05:13:40] funny,

[05:13:42] educated,

[05:13:44] don't talk too much.

[05:13:46] Um, ABGS?

[05:13:48] No.

[05:13:49] What is that?

[05:13:50] ABG?

[05:13:51] No.

[05:13:52] Asian baby girls?

[05:13:54] Fuck no.

[05:13:55] I don't know what that is.

[05:13:57] It's like, like, the stereotypical Asian you know in college with like blonde dyed hair

[05:14:03] with like lashes and like, you know.

[05:14:06] So who the fuck know?

[05:14:08] What?

[05:14:09] Yep.

[05:14:10] Blonde dyed hair.

[05:14:11] I'm not an ABG.

[05:14:12] Okay.

[05:14:13] You're an ABB.

[05:14:14] You're an ABB, Asian baby boy.

[05:14:16] Why are you laughing?

[05:14:17] Exterminate it from your vocabulary.

[05:14:19] You're a rape, Jason?

[05:14:21] Hell no, I've never been to a rape.

[05:14:23] I hate all these new terms, bro. I'm tired of it.

[05:14:30] It's just Asian.

[05:14:32] Yeah, yeah.

[05:14:33] Am I being racist, though?

[05:14:34] No.

[05:14:35] Maybe.

[05:14:36] You still don't know. It's okay.

[05:14:37] I don't.

[05:14:38] So you're using paprika?

[05:14:40] Have you ever said the N-word?

[05:14:42] Have I ever said the N-word?

[05:14:43] I think not on stream.

[05:14:45] Girl I met you two days ago how you know

[05:14:49] Okay, Mike listen. Yeah, I mean I've never heard you say it. I feel like everyone this room is sad. I have not said it

[05:14:57] You said it in a peck you that guy that guy down. No, no, that's just listen

[05:15:01] And you can tell you know an accent. I'm gonna take accent. Really play rust. I did pay rust

[05:15:06] Oh, he said it.

[05:15:08] No, no, no, no, I didn't mean that.

[05:15:10] I never said it.

[05:15:12] No, he said it.

[05:15:13] No, no, no. I promise you I didn't.

[05:15:15] I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure everyone...

[05:15:17] Listen, again.

[05:15:20] I'm fr-

[05:15:21] Oh my god!

[05:15:23] Why the f- in the hole so big?

[05:15:26] We can, like, like, get some off.

[05:15:29] I got this.

[05:15:31] Sure, alright.

[05:15:32] Alright, he got this guess.

[05:15:34] Expert, you know?

[05:15:36] That's when part of being a master chef, you gotta deal with unexpected situations like this, so...

[05:15:42] Nick, kind of be honest. Should we just like, honest some time between you two just in case?

[05:15:46] The other problem is we're all so hungry and just a little weird.

[05:15:49] Yeah, like nobody has like the back of your head.

[05:15:51] Don't even worry about it.

[05:15:52] That's so much. If you want to like, powder some off of it?

[05:15:54] Yeah.

[05:15:55] Okay.

[05:15:56] I don't even know what... I'm not a cook.

[05:15:58] I promise you, wait, wait, wait.

[05:16:01] I promise you it's gonna, it's gonna taste good. There's never enough seasoning.

[05:16:05] Yep, can I have a nose?

[05:16:07] This is gonna be bad.

[05:16:09] Yeah.

[05:16:12] Someone chested that she rubbed his meat, she was.

[05:16:14] Yeah, I was.

[05:16:19] You're a funny, you're a funny dude.

[05:16:22] Show me that.

[05:16:23] Nothing.

[05:16:25] It doesn't bother me, do you?

[05:16:26] Arthur, can you help me with the grill real quick?

[05:16:28] Yeah.

[05:16:28] You want me to like, turn it on this way?

[05:16:30] Yeah, I'm good.

[05:16:32] Okay.

[05:16:32] Ah, man, ugly right now.

[05:16:39] So, what's up?

[05:16:41] Are you, are you gonna, a good cook or?

[05:16:43] Nah, I'm not a good cook.

[05:16:45] I'm just cooked but I can't cook because I mean I'm a woman and I'm Asian

[05:16:52] I mean appearance doesn't have to do with how your ability to cook

[05:16:59] Yes, double use in chat

[05:17:06] and chat but yeah so what do you think of a Nick?

[05:17:12] Be honest like and that he's gone?

[05:17:14] No he's gone. Oh yeah it's not like we're

[05:17:16] alive than a million people right now right?

[05:17:18] Nah, probably. Oh yeah.

[05:17:20] I'm not chat.

[05:17:22] Man, so far so good.

[05:17:24] He's been really nice to me.

[05:17:26] He's fed me this whole time.

[05:17:28] That's great.

[05:17:30] Legit.

[05:17:32] Yeah, I spent like the last.

[05:17:34] What's your type, any guy?

[05:17:36] Okay, to be fair, my type in a guy,

[05:17:39] it doesn't really have to do with appearance,

[05:17:40] it's how they are.

[05:17:41] Like, I don't care who they are,

[05:17:44] what they have or anything,

[05:17:45] as long as they cheat me nice and they're funny,

[05:17:47] they make me happy.

[05:17:48] That's all that matters.

[05:17:50] Thanks for it, too, guys.

[05:17:52] I mean, but it's been five days, six days,

[05:17:55] so we'll see.

[05:17:55] Why, what's your type?

[05:17:58] I said my type.

[05:17:59] What?

[05:18:00] It was quiet and elegant. Don't talk too much. Nice, funny.

[05:18:07] Hey, because you want to be the yapper or you want to be the listener?

[05:18:11] No, I just, you know, sometimes headaches happen.

[05:18:17] Headaches?

[05:18:18] Yeah, it gets too loud.

[05:18:20] By the way, the grill exploded.

[05:18:22] Oh, yeah.

[05:18:23] Huh?

[05:18:24] We were charging the gas for too long and it literally went boom.

[05:18:27] Like the whole thing popped up. I've never seen that happen before

[05:18:31] So we can't

[05:18:36] Yeah, no, it's not a problem. It's a-okay. We'll see

[05:18:42] So all you're doing is using a

[05:18:44] So we're getting tacos and steak

[05:18:49] So we're for sure going to have to be going to the bathroom at some point

[05:18:56] I'm not you

[05:18:58] Yeah, no it's no problem. It's not gonna happen. Should be okay. So what's gonna

[05:19:04] happen on hinge by the way? What am I looking forward to? I mean it's gonna be fun,

[05:19:08] you know, you're swiping. So, so do we have to talk to real people? Yes. Are they going to see

[05:19:17] my face? Yes. So I'll go on hinge also. Yeah, let's like compete who gets the

[05:19:24] most matches yeah because we're all single here right um let's compete and

[05:19:33] then loser has to eat the raw meat and then see what happens in the week in

[05:19:39] the service and like who goes to the bathroom for you does your type yeah not

[05:19:43] crazy not crazy quiet not I mean that's who quiet like okay I mean what was

[05:19:48] was your type? You didn't say it. You just initiated your ex for some reason.

[05:19:57] She was like 9.9 out of 10 perfect. Just after 10 years you realize you want different things,

[05:20:08] you know? Yeah.

[05:20:11] Who initiated it? I'm asking too much.

[05:20:17] It was essentially both of us right at about that time.

[05:20:20] Damn, I said the same shit about my breakup.

[05:20:23] What do you mean?

[05:20:25] Here's Mutual.

[05:20:27] Yeah, this is Mutual.

[05:20:29] Yeah, it's looking great.

[05:20:37] So we're waiting for the grill to get a little bit hotter there.

[05:20:40] Hopefully it doesn't explode.

[05:20:42] You can cook on here if you want. You want pans.

[05:20:44] Would you like to do it in the pan?

[05:20:46] I don't care, whatever works.

[05:20:48] Ooh, do the pan. I got you, Doug.

[05:20:50] I got you.

[05:20:55] Which one do you want? Big one?

[05:20:57] I'll take the big one.

[05:20:59] Didn't you win the fan favorite award at QDCinderella's

[05:21:02] You didn't, what word did you win last year?

[05:21:06] Nothing.

[05:21:07] What do you mean you didn't win?

[05:21:08] There's no way.

[05:21:09] I didn't win an award last year.

[05:21:11] I was, I was...

[05:21:12] You won the, the one that got voted in, didn't you?

[05:21:14] I didn't win an award last year.

[05:21:19] Well, you're overdue for this year.

[05:21:21] Oh, no.

[05:21:22] Oh, that's for him.

[05:21:23] Oh, my God.

[05:21:24] This year, guys, he's nominated for a vote for him.

[05:21:27] Oh, he didn't win last year.

[05:21:28] He deserved a vote for him this year.

[05:21:31] Lacey?

[05:21:32] Oh, Lacey's in the chat.

[05:21:34] Oh, Lacey's in the chat.

[05:21:36] I miss you.

[05:21:39] I miss you, Lacey.

[05:21:40] You left all your boys back home?

[05:21:42] I'm going to see them in two days.

[05:21:45] Are they coming here?

[05:21:45] You going back there?

[05:21:46] There's a fly.

[05:21:47] Yeah, there always is one.

[05:21:51] Interesting.

[05:21:54] So after you, do you want to turn on?

[05:21:56] Yes, I know how to turn on a pen.

[05:21:58] I mean a girl.

[05:22:00] Just a pen?

[05:22:01] I mean a fucking stove.

[05:22:04] Whoa.

[05:22:05] They actually did it.

[05:22:05] Press five.

[05:22:07] Yeah, it's not bad.

[05:22:08] I'm gonna grill my outside, you can grill the inside, so.

[05:22:10] What?

[05:22:12] We should both do it.

[05:22:13] I think my mic might be too loud.

[05:22:14] Okay, that's fine, we could, we could see it.

[05:22:15] I'm not adjusted.

[05:22:16] I can do it, what'd you say?

[05:22:18] Both do what?

[05:22:19] I thought we'd do it at the same spot, but.

[05:22:21] Oh, we can get it outside if you want.

[05:22:23] No, it'd be good if we do a separate show,

[05:22:24] doesn't matter.

[05:22:25] Peon.

[05:22:26] Huh?

[05:22:27] Huh?

[05:22:28] Can't you say something?

[05:22:29] Hello?

[05:22:30] Is it too loud?

[05:22:31] No, that's fine.

[05:22:32] People are saying I'm too loud.

[05:22:34] No, you're okay.

[05:22:35] You're not even talking.

[05:22:36] That's fine, but the moments I talk people are like, oh, she's so loud.

[05:22:40] You know what, it might be people that just hate women.

[05:22:42] Maybe, sorry guys, should I just leave?

[05:22:45] Just kill myself in game.

[05:22:48] In game.

[05:22:48] She doesn't know what she can and cannot say.

[05:22:50] In game, I said in game.

[05:22:52] I said in game, it's a joke.

[05:22:54] She just hated you, it's nice.

[05:22:57] She's actually a white woman.

[05:22:59] Really?

[05:22:59] Yep.

[05:23:00] To what?

[05:23:02] Give me the haircut.

[05:23:03] Don't say anything else.

[05:23:04] If I want.

[05:23:06] So.

[05:23:07] You have butter?

[05:23:08] Of course we have butter.

[05:23:10] Let's get some butter going.

[05:23:11] Yeah, there's butter on top right.

[05:23:12] Thank you.

[05:23:16] Yep.

[05:23:17] That's on top right.

[05:23:18] It's butter.

[05:23:19] You got this.

[05:23:20] All right.

[05:23:20] Ladies, you guys ready to get some food?

[05:23:26] I have an H sit.

[05:23:28] Hm?

[05:23:29] I have an H sit today.

[05:23:30] Also someone got 25 gifts.

[05:23:32] Ooh, left or right?

[05:23:33] On the left earlier.

[05:23:35] Fuck.

[05:23:36] So, but there was no sound left.

[05:23:38] Thank you for more of my chat. I appreciate you.

[05:23:41] Can you just play the song?

[05:23:42] 25 Gifted Subs.

[05:23:43] Oh, OK.

[05:23:44] You know what that means.

[05:23:45] All right, put that note down.

[05:23:46] Five, four, three, two, one.

[05:23:48] Hands up. Up, down, spin around.

[05:23:51] Go left. Go right.

[05:23:53] Come on ladies, toss it.

[05:23:55] Toss it.

[05:23:56] All right, bring it down.

[05:23:57] Jason, what are you doing?

[05:23:58] Come on.

[05:23:59] Bring it down. Toss it again.

[05:24:02] Oh, that's bad.

[05:24:04] So what you guys do is you guys go live every day for an entire month.

[05:24:13] We do that.

[05:24:14] Oh, shit.

[05:24:15] That's the difference.

[05:24:17] What is uh?

[05:24:18] Is uh not good?

[05:24:19] Uh, see.

[05:24:20] Oh.

[05:24:21] Oh.

[05:24:22] Okay.

[05:24:23] Listen, Jason's chat.

[05:24:24] Listen, guys, guys, guys.

[05:24:25] I don't know how old you guys are.

[05:24:29] I'm 33.

[05:24:30] I don't got much time left.

[05:24:31] Okay?

[05:24:32] And I just enjoy the little things of life, you know?

[05:24:35] Can me and my friends do a little flossy dance?

[05:24:38] You know what I'm saying?

[05:24:39] Not yet.

[05:24:40] Why are they all saying damn?

[05:24:43] Chet, you are going to be 33 one day.

[05:24:45] You will be this age!

[05:24:47] Exactly, and I'm not 33.

[05:24:49] I don't think I'm going to be streaming anymore.

[05:24:50] Yeah, because you hit the nuts early.

[05:24:52] So, why do you think you're going to retire?

[05:24:55] I don't know, I'll retire, but I'll probably

[05:24:57] become a motivational speaker like David Goggins.

[05:25:01] Oh, you know David Goggins?

[05:25:02] Yeah.

[05:25:03] Whoa, what?

[05:25:04] We love David Goggins around here.

[05:25:06] You wake up, you go to work, you know?

[05:25:10] OK, you're getting again, bro.

[05:25:13] They don't believe we have motivational speakers.

[05:25:16] Oh.

[05:25:18] Maybe you're going to be a risk speaker or something like that.

[05:25:21] Yeah, like what do you call us?

[05:25:23] That's like dating.

[05:25:24] Love coaches.

[05:25:25] Yeah, love coaches.

[05:25:27] Love doctor.

[05:25:28] Yeah.

[05:25:28] Date doctor.

[05:25:29] Yeah.

[05:25:30] Nah, I'm probably gonna start maybe a business, maybe start a clothing brand, maybe come out

[05:25:40] with a soda called Weenie Juice.

[05:25:43] Weenie Juice.

[05:25:44] Yeah.

[05:25:45] No, you should be hot dogs.

[05:25:52] Maybe become a music artist.

[05:25:53] Jason the Weiner.

[05:25:55] I could go through a different, you know, a lot of paths.

[05:26:01] So what? Do you have Riz? Is that what's going on?

[05:26:04] Because Bebo was talking about you and you're a guy here.

[05:26:06] Like all the girls are like you have aura.

[05:26:08] That's why, because I never met you before I asked them.

[05:26:10] They were like, oh yeah, he has Riz, he has aura.

[05:26:13] I feel it.

[05:26:14] Even Nick was like, oh, be careful.

[05:26:15] You might go back to LA with him.

[05:26:18] That's what it is like you said.

[05:26:20] I'm mad at Lee Murray.

[05:26:22] Listen, Berson, as a straight 20-year-old man,

[05:26:25] I can tell that you have aura and Riz.

[05:26:29] Just leave me in the room.

[05:26:31] I'm hitting you. I'm just saying you got it

[05:26:34] Do you practice or is this come naturally?

[05:26:40] Okay, I don't get me down my spine

[05:26:46] What's up, I don't know what's happening now, but what do you like to do for fun besides training and shit like that?

[05:26:55] You ever heard of World of Warcraft?

[05:26:57] Yeah, I used to play. Yeah, I play well. I played for like a day. Oh really?

[05:27:03] It must have not been for you.

[05:27:05] I mean, it was all right.

[05:27:07] It was all right.

[05:27:08] I was more of a rust.

[05:27:10] You play rust?

[05:27:11] I play CSGO, I play rust.

[05:27:13] Okay.

[05:27:14] I play TF2.

[05:27:15] Really?

[05:27:16] Yeah.

[05:27:17] That's not bad.

[05:27:20] Dude, I feel like your whole chat is like, who's Diana?

[05:27:29] What?

[05:27:30] Princess Diana?

[05:27:32] Where?

[05:27:33] I...

[05:27:34] Oh, what?

[05:27:35] who's Diana from Gucci? Diana? Diana? Huh, who's that? Oh, who's Diana? Diana 2.0? Oh, who's that? She's one of Max's friends. No, Max.

[05:27:57] Yeah, that's my boy.

[05:28:02] So why are they saying Dan right now?

[05:28:04] They say that you remind them of her.

[05:28:11] Why?

[05:28:12] Do they have a compliment?

[05:28:13] I don't know if she's cool, I don't know if she's cool.

[05:28:16] Oh no.

[05:28:17] Alright, someone in Jason's chat, give us the rundown.

[05:28:23] No, chat.

[05:28:24] Polar bear?

[05:28:25] Okay, come on.

[05:28:26] I hate...

[05:28:29] Lisa said you have similar mannerisms.

[05:28:31] Okay, but is she good or bad?

[05:28:33] No, that's cool.

[05:28:35] Is she a good girl?

[05:28:37] What did you just call her?

[05:28:39] That's what your mods say.

[05:28:41] Your mods say she a good girl.

[05:28:43] No, you're him.

[05:28:45] No, we're saying good. It's good.

[05:28:47] See? Oh, that's funny good.

[05:28:49] I'm interested. This is Diana.

[05:28:51] Why are you guys beating her up?

[05:28:53] I look like her or what?

[05:28:55] A younger, crazier version

[05:28:57] of catchy. She's racist.

[05:28:59] Racist?

[05:29:00] Dana's racist?

[05:29:02] No, she's not racist.

[05:29:04] Don't worry, man.

[05:29:06] Mannerism.

[05:29:07] Mannerism is like, who dance?

[05:29:09] I mean, I can dance, but 25 gets to dance.

[05:29:13] Hmm.

[05:29:14] Hmm.

[05:29:15] Why?

[05:29:16] Who's Diana?

[05:29:17] Tell me the lore.

[05:29:18] Tell me the lore.

[05:29:19] Ah.

[05:29:20] I don't know.

[05:29:21] But when do you want to get married?

[05:29:25] Why is that the first question?

[05:29:28] You want some trade?

[05:29:29] Who's Diana?

[05:29:30] I got married but I would say like the next five years within the next five years

[05:29:36] The steak I gotta wait I gotta let it manate my dad say five minutes on one side

[05:29:43] You sure it's even out of I cook it on low cuz

[05:29:49] Cook it on medium. All right. He's chickening out can chat tell me who Diana is Diana is it is okay?

[05:29:56] You want me to be honest? Yes, keep it real. Okay. See you

[05:30:00] Is a pull of Baron Arlington and she I put this see

[05:30:13] Oh, I'm getting a phone call. Hold on

[05:30:23] Hey, let me see oh

[05:30:31] Not oh, yeah, let me flip it. Let me flip it. Mm-hmm. Thank you

[05:30:41] All right, brother. Hey, yeah, what's good?

[05:30:46] Hey, what's up man?

[05:30:48] Hi, who's Diana?

[05:30:51] Diana!

[05:30:53] Okay, okay.

[05:31:00] Interesting. Nice to meet you.

[05:31:08] Oh my god, bro. What is happening?

[05:31:11] Nothing is happening, man.

[05:31:13] Either way, it's all good.

[05:31:15] I should be flipping my food soon.

[05:31:17] Ladies, food should be coming. I know you guys are hungry.

[05:31:20] Thanks!

[05:31:21] I'm nervous about going on hinge, bro.

[05:31:23] It's just gonna be a great experience.

[05:31:28] I'll make one too. I want to pick up guys.

[05:31:31] Why?

[05:31:32] It's interesting.

[05:31:33] Yeah, but like if you do it, it's like, oh my god, you know.

[05:31:36] Like you're playing the same game as an easy mode.

[05:31:38] We can compare.

[05:31:40] We don't want someone who's like ran through, you feel me?

[05:31:42] I think we got to start with Nick, because you know, fresh off of break up.

[05:31:46] Yeah.

[05:31:47] Want to start a family soon.

[05:31:49] You're gonna find your wife on hinge, bro.

[05:31:51] It's hinge for 30-year-olds?

[05:31:52] Yes. All types of demographics.

[05:31:54] All types of demographics.

[05:31:56] This is a website

[05:31:58] Wait, can you specify what you're looking for? Yeah, you can put like an age range and everything

[05:32:05] ethnicity

[05:32:06] What wait?

[05:32:09] I mean it goes by elo though. Sorry goes by elo. So the people of MMR. Yeah

[05:32:17] Okay, is yours high? I

[05:32:20] I'm like

[05:32:23] Made high

[05:32:25] Someone said put the size.

[05:32:30] I found my wife on bumble. What's bumble?

[05:32:33] It's like hinge.

[05:32:37] No ladies, y'all smell that?

[05:32:39] I also have a really bad sense of smell so it barely smells.

[05:32:49] Not bad? Not recalls.

[05:32:52] Yeah? I tried a new season. I tried a new season.

[05:32:56] What did you put?

[05:32:57] It's paprika on a steak.

[05:32:59] Just paprika?

[05:33:00] Paprika, onion, powder, uh, y'all got salt?

[05:33:06] Yeah.

[05:33:07] You got the salt?

[05:33:08] Salt is.

[05:33:09] Salt is the answer.

[05:33:10] I put this on after.

[05:33:11] Yeah, you need salt.

[05:33:13] Here you go, boss.

[05:33:35] Why y'all spending Gigi?

[05:33:40] I cook it differently.

[05:33:42] I'm going to put it, but just after.

[05:33:46] Yes.

[05:33:48] I'm going to be honest, Jason, that smells really good.

[05:33:50] Thank you.

[05:33:51] Like, I'm good faith in that.

[05:33:55] The thing is, like, the insides are going to be a...

[05:33:58] What about the other one?

[05:34:00] You going to cook that one too?

[05:34:01] Yeah, should I cook it at the same time?

[05:34:03] I mean, now it's going to be kind of hard, right?

[05:34:04] Nah, I won't be that hard.

[05:34:06] Fuck it at this point, bro.

[05:34:08] Mm.

[05:34:08] Yeah.

[05:34:10] Yeah, W, Nick.

[05:34:11] High enemy.

[05:34:12] Oh.

[05:34:14] Wait.

[05:34:15] Your chance being nice.

[05:34:16] How many times I've quit?

[05:34:17] I saw that.

[05:34:17] Yeah, someone's like, W, Arthur.

[05:34:19] And then some first time chatter was like,

[05:34:21] This is a hard watch.

[05:34:22] This must be super unusual.

[05:34:26] Yeah, what's up, what's up, Chad?

[05:34:28] Damn, your chat's so fucking fast, bro.

[05:34:31] Oh my god.

[05:34:32] My 30-year-olds can barely even move.

[05:34:34] Yeah, we have the chat slide by side.

[05:34:35] They'll be old people.

[05:34:37] They'll be old people.

[05:34:38] Yes!

[05:34:39] Yeah, there we go.

[05:34:40] Thank you.

[05:34:41] Yeah.

[05:34:42] Can we go a little faster, Chad?

[05:34:44] Y'all got any advice for me?

[05:34:46] You know, I'm a young-in.

[05:34:49] Maybe relationship advice.

[05:34:50] maybe any wisdom, what would you do if you were not age?

[05:34:56] When it comes to relationships,

[05:34:58] and it took me about 33 years to learn this,

[05:35:01] you can't change people.

[05:35:05] Really?

[05:35:06] Yup.

[05:35:07] So let's say you get in a relationship with someone,

[05:35:09] and they're like, yeah, I don't want kids.

[05:35:11] Don't go into that relationship

[05:35:12] assuming that it's gonna change.

[05:35:14] Is this leak?

[05:35:15] Nope.

[05:35:16] I'm just gonna give you an example that's really easy.

[05:35:22] You know, just don't expect that you can, you know,

[05:35:26] you know, you'll train, thanks for the 100 gifted dog.

[05:35:28] What's good, man?

[05:35:29] Ha ha ha.

[05:35:31] Nah, let me see you watch that, though.

[05:35:33] I did.

[05:35:33] Now King Jabez, thank you for modding.

[05:35:38] You said thank you for modding?

[05:35:39] Yeah.

[05:35:40] You thank your mod?

[05:35:42] Yeah.

[05:35:43] Damn.

[05:35:44] Oh, I think I just said 18K subs.

[05:35:46] I'm not at 95, though.

[05:35:47] No way.

[05:35:48] Heh.

[05:35:49] Congratulations.

[05:35:50] Thank you.

[05:35:51] Damn.

[05:35:52] Yo chat, we bought a hit of 100K again.

[05:35:53] Look at you, huh? Oh my god, okay

[05:35:58] That's not bad that's good. I think it takes train over these go well

[05:36:05] I'm not gonna lie. This is not actually pretty good. I'm telling you it actually looks good. You're there

[05:36:11] I think it's about bloody yourself. Oh

[05:36:14] Great, I have a question. Yeah, if you wanted advice from Nick, right?

[05:36:17] But I feel like you as a young younger person you see life a little differently

[05:36:21] What kind of advice do you have for people that are like running into their 30s?

[05:36:25] Yeah, true.

[05:36:26] Because I'm still gonna be there where he is.

[05:36:27] How do we keep it young?

[05:36:28] Huh.

[05:36:29] I don't know, not old.

[05:36:32] But I would say, you know...

[05:36:35] Do I need tic-tac?

[05:36:36] Yo, it's your birthday, we're five!

[05:36:38] Sorry.

[05:36:39] Yeah, it's all good.

[05:36:39] Um, do I want to stay youthful?

[05:36:41] Do I need to go on tic-tac?

[05:36:43] I don't think...

[05:36:43] You know, if I'm old, I'm gonna...

[05:36:45] I'm gonna, like, be proud of it.

[05:36:48] be like I'm gonna be I'm gonna be wise I'm gonna give advice to the younger

[05:36:52] generation I don't think you need to feel dug well if it makes you feel me

[05:37:00] better I'm in a better shape not 33 than I was at 25 I feel better I'm healthier

[05:37:06] I got energy I can go all day you go shirtless I mean I ain't there yet you

[05:37:12] know I did have some extra chicken last night so are you scared you seem scared

[05:37:19] now but my advice to that is age is just a number I think he can agree my mom is

[05:37:28] 63 but she is hot that's true her mom is hot yeah and she called me cute yeah

[05:37:34] Wait, is that your advice? H is just a number?

[05:37:39] H is not just a number, yeah.

[05:37:43] No, like when you get older, you know.

[05:37:45] My chat's like, what the fuck?

[05:37:46] And your chat's like, yo, true.

[05:37:48] What?

[05:37:49] Wait, wait.

[05:37:51] What's the youngest age you would date?

[05:37:55] Divide by two and add seven.

[05:37:58] Divide by two and add seven.

[05:38:00] That's the equation.

[05:38:02] Okay, yeah

[05:38:04] Yeah, no, you're not supposed to ask one of your age, but yeah

[05:38:07] Okay, wait, I'm gonna calculate right now

[05:38:11] Why did your age add seven?

[05:38:13] Hold on

[05:38:14] 17

[05:38:15] Oh, no!

[05:38:17] Oh, no!

[05:38:19] Man, bro

[05:38:25] You passed

[05:38:26] Technically?

[05:38:27] That's what you're asking?

[05:38:29] Wait, wait, wait, wait

[05:38:32] Oh my god.

[05:38:37] Dude, what May 17th? I thought I'm confused.

[05:38:40] May 17th? Oh my gosh.

[05:38:42] What's May 17th?

[05:38:43] Dude, your chat is locked in.

[05:38:46] Dude, they're all like in unison.

[05:38:48] They know what to say, win the set,

[05:38:50] and they say it at the exact same time.

[05:38:52] They are so locked in that whatever you've done.

[05:38:54] Haha. You trained them.

[05:38:55] I love my chat.

[05:38:56] Yeah, they're awesome.

[05:38:58] Some shit happened on that day that it was bad.

[05:39:01] Say yes. Come on.

[05:39:03] Basically I was on this little show and then one of the girls

[05:39:07] Was underraged but she lied to the host and said that she was of age

[05:39:13] Until I asked her what year she was born and she fucked up

[05:39:16] Where she was lying. Yes

[05:39:18] She was fucking 17

[05:39:20] and I was

[05:39:22] Saying I don't even want to

[05:39:25] Got that girl and yeah, she getting trouble. Huh? She getting trouble

[05:39:33] She banned from all the shows now?

[05:39:35] Yeah

[05:39:36] How do you find out she was lying? I asked what your shoes born shoes like

[05:39:44] No way. Oh, she couldn't do the math. She couldn't do the math. To tell the truth?

[05:39:49] That is hilarious

[05:39:51] I'm gonna, you have another plate. So I'm gonna say that this steak is done. Is it done? One of them is

[05:39:58] Nah, nah, I think it might still.

[05:40:02] This flavor, they have seen my past for it.

[05:40:05] So here's the deal.

[05:40:06] Technically, she is not too young for me.

[05:40:11] What?

[05:40:13] If you do the math.

[05:40:14] She's not too young.

[05:40:15] How old is she?

[05:40:17] Literally, old enough.

[05:40:19] But not in the weird way.

[05:40:21] Not in the weird way.

[05:40:22] How old is she?

[05:40:23] Jason?

[05:40:24] The math fix.

[05:40:25] She can vote.

[05:40:26] She can buy a house.

[05:40:27] No, no, no.

[05:40:28] No, no, no, no, you're fucking it.

[05:40:32] She has into her 20s

[05:40:36] But I'm not my late 20s. That's all I'm gonna say. I'm not

[05:40:41] Yeah, okay higher lower 25

[05:40:51] But listen listen not higher. What would you like to have kids?

[05:40:59] Within the next five years

[05:41:01] How years within the next five years, so you want to you want to have kids in your

[05:41:07] 20s yeah, because I don't want to be a mill and at the same time I read somewhere online that like you know

[05:41:14] No, I want to be a mill. I want to be a mouth. That's what I meant

[05:41:18] But you know if you wait too long and there can be complications

[05:41:22] And I won't have enough energy to be able to be with my kids a figure out and I only want like three

[05:41:29] Maybe, maybe we'll see.

[05:41:31] I get what you're saying though.

[05:41:33] Like when you have children, you don't want to be like 60

[05:41:35] when they're like turning like 18 or whatever, right?

[05:41:37] Yeah.

[05:41:39] But I mean sometimes it's, it's anything is possible.

[05:41:43] But you want to relate to your kid somewhat, right?

[05:41:44] Yeah.

[05:41:45] Yeah.

[05:41:49] Wait, Nick run.

[05:41:50] Guys.

[05:41:52] Why, why is there making it weird?

[05:41:53] I'm so far away from her bro, like.

[05:41:55] Huh?

[05:41:57] What, why did you love me?

[05:41:59] What do you mean?

[05:42:00] say like you're like close the distance yeah why do you keep this like six

[05:42:04] feet I'm kidding he's new to stand there because of the chicken I'm going

[05:42:08] outside on the grill I can stand I can stand next to a girl and it's not

[05:42:16] weird you know listen I'm not I'm not scared okay both chats here listen

[05:42:27] MP Diddy?

[05:42:30] Yo!

[05:42:32] Someone just gave 25 of your ch-

[05:42:34] Nah!

[05:42:35] My chat, yo!

[05:42:38] My chat's going in your chat, say MP Diddy.

[05:42:41] Really, because it's banned.

[05:42:43] Five, four, three, two, one.

[05:42:49] Come on, Jason, what you got?

[05:43:03] Thank you so much for the 25 gift. I appreciate that.

[05:43:05] Yeah.

[05:43:07] Lacey's- Lacey's feeling it? You see what I mean?

[05:43:09] I don't fuck with it.

[05:43:10] I just don't know the dance.

[05:43:12] I can teach you it's easy.

[05:43:14] You know?

[05:43:14] Listen.

[05:43:16] Fuck it.

[05:43:17] What?

[05:43:18] No, I was getting my chicken.

[05:43:20] It'll be good.

[05:43:20] I think my steak is ready.

[05:43:22] Damn.

[05:43:24] It actually looks kind of good.

[05:43:26] This one's ready.

[05:43:28] Hold on.

[05:43:31] I don't know.

[05:43:32] Maybe a little bit more.

[05:43:33] I'm not going to lie.

[05:43:34] I see what you mean.

[05:43:36] It could be this plate, but outside it looks perfect,

[05:43:38] but inside it's like rabbit.

[05:43:41] Yeah, medium, medium rip.

[05:43:44] Lacey gifted an NMP.

[05:43:47] So we're gonna give, we're gonna give 25.

[05:43:50] Oh Lacey. Oh Lacey.

[05:43:52] Oh I see what you're doing.

[05:43:54] Ha ha, I see what you're doing.

[05:43:56] Don't down, sit around.

[05:43:58] Go to the left, go to the right.

[05:44:00] That's it.

[05:44:04] Back it down.

[05:44:06] I'm trying to get out of here.

[05:44:13] Is it raining subs?

[05:44:18] Yeah.

[05:44:19] Now, at least you just get the 25 in your shirt.

[05:44:21] Oh, for real?

[05:44:22] Oh, my God.

[05:44:23] Thank you.

[05:44:24] Not much.

[05:44:26] I gotta hurry up and close the rest of this because you might be ahead of me.

[05:44:29] 25 gifted subs.

[05:44:31] Again?

[05:44:32] Guys, guys, can we stop?

[05:44:33] Five, four, three, two, one.

[05:44:34] Oh, my God.

[05:44:35] I don't know the moment.

[05:44:42] You know what's funny?

[05:44:58] Even though you're just doing this, it looks better what we're doing.

[05:45:01] It's the aura, bro.

[05:45:03] It looks better than what we're doing.

[05:45:05] It does?

[05:45:06] I think it looks good.

[05:45:07] It's alright.

[05:45:08] It's not bad man, it is not bad man.

[05:45:15] Oh dude, so let me ask you a question.

[05:45:20] You got that passion for streaming?

[05:45:22] Yeah, I love streaming.

[05:45:23] That's awesome.

[05:45:24] I love to see it bro.

[05:45:25] A lot of my friends here are like,

[05:45:26] 25 gifted sons, you know what that means.

[05:45:29] Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, come on guys.

[05:45:33] Come on, spin to the left, go right.

[05:45:36] Come on Jason, blast it man, come on.

[05:45:38] come on sorry I'll break it down you know break it down yeah there it is okay

[05:45:44] once again there it is and when it's over you put it right at the camera you

[05:45:49] did it yeah let's go there you go okay all right all right all right all right

[05:45:54] all right guys guys we have to find it's steaks burning three two we got yeah

[05:45:59] okay

[05:46:01] Matt, they were getting us to go right, they were lost, did you get it though?

[05:46:05] Even the ballers are getting involved. If they're doing it, you should be done too.

[05:46:08] Some of you are stressed out, dance boy.

[05:46:10] Is that motivated?

[05:46:15] Perfect. Okay, okay.

[05:46:17] Alright, we're good. We're good.

[05:46:19] Train, stop.

[05:46:21] Some earlier said dance monkey. He said it wasn't motivated, but I think it was.

[05:46:25] 25, 50 some.

[05:46:27] Arthur, this is just you, Arthur. This is just Arthur.

[05:46:29] What do you mean?

[05:46:30] go ahead. Yeah just go. There you go, there you go, there you go, bring it down. Oh my

[05:46:38] god. You know, ain't ladies in any chapter here for this guy? This is why we have

[05:46:48] no aura. I don't know what you do but you're like, you're like super loose. Oh my god.

[05:46:56] Train! Train! Train!

[05:46:58] We have to...

[05:47:00] Mother, we have to...

[05:47:02] finish the food...

[05:47:04] today we have...

[05:47:06] Yeah?

[05:47:11] I'm scanning, I'm scanning for any monkeys.

[05:47:14] Train, you're killing us.

[05:47:20] We're... Pause! Pause! Pause!

[05:47:22] I have to pause.

[05:47:24] Last one! Last one!

[05:47:26] Last one! Last one! Please!

[05:47:28] Yes, I'm so sorry, brother.

[05:47:29] I'm so sorry, this is the last one.

[05:47:31] That's, yep.

[05:47:33] All right, that's one, girl.

[05:47:34] Put your movement into it.

[05:47:37] There it is.

[05:47:38] All right.

[05:47:39] All right.

[05:47:40] All right.

[05:47:42] Maybe before I see you, but we're done.

[05:47:44] We're done.

[05:47:46] Bye, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

[05:47:48] We're killing it, we're killing it.

[05:47:49] Guys, we'll be here all day.

[05:47:51] I appreciate it.

[05:47:52] I appreciate it, I do.

[05:47:53] But listen, history is on.

[05:47:55] We can't, we can't, we can't.

[05:47:56] We got, listen, these bitches are hungry.

[05:47:58] Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[05:48:01] Are you here, I said?

[05:48:01] Oh, I didn't hear you.

[05:48:02] All right, now I'm following the bitches.

[05:48:03] I'm sorry.

[05:48:04] My bad, my bad.

[05:48:06] So we just gotta get in there, you know.

[05:48:09] Yeah.

[05:48:10] Thank you so much, Aaron, for the gifted subs.

[05:48:11] Yeah, yeah, my bad.

[05:48:13] You got five gifted, Jason.

[05:48:16] Oh, from who?

[05:48:18] I don't know, Niko maybe?

[05:48:19] Niko!

[05:48:21] With a five.

[05:48:23] Bro, someone said,

[05:48:24] else simp in your chat because I got to feed these girls one person a matcha is

[05:48:31] filled with male feminists actually I like that really to be fair it was a

[05:48:37] first-time chatter so you know he came from my community there we go so I'm

[05:48:45] making tacos you're making steak yours looks good and you hungry did you say

[05:48:53] you had to go somewhere oh shit dude let me put let me let me get it ready so

[05:48:59] You can put it in, you know, you can eat it.

[05:49:01] Yes, you can put it out.

[05:49:02] There we go.

[05:49:04] All right, I'm praying that this is cooked.

[05:49:08] I mean, honestly, you do a lot better

[05:49:09] than I thought you would, Doug.

[05:49:13] I'm telling you, because I cooked it on medium,

[05:49:16] it's a high.

[05:49:21] Oh yeah, yeah, medium, yeah.

[05:49:23] Mmm.

[05:49:24] Listen, you're a little bit ahead of me, Doug,

[05:49:25] I apologize.

[05:49:26] I don't even worry, I can get a bite of that.

[05:49:28] You want some chicken?

[05:49:29] Yeah.

[05:49:30] Yeah, sure.

[05:49:31] I don't know how good it's gonna be.

[05:49:32] Take a piece.

[05:49:33] Is that proper?

[05:49:34] Which are our weight?

[05:49:34] Yeah, we're gonna eat together.

[05:49:36] So I'm putting it into a taco.

[05:49:39] Oh, OK, then I'll just take a bite.

[05:49:41] Yeah, you can take a raw if you want it.

[05:49:42] What?

[05:49:46] There we go.

[05:49:55] It's not bad, right?

[05:50:00] Girl?

[05:50:02] What do you think?

[05:50:03] Yeah, I overcooked it because it's taco chicken.

[05:50:10] Oh.

[05:50:11] Well, that's the way it be sometimes.

[05:50:16] That is the way it be sometimes.

[05:50:18] OK.

[05:50:19] Who made what?

[05:50:20] So, I am not quite done, but we will get there in two seconds, he cooked it on a grill and

[05:50:30] he actually did pretty good job.

[05:50:32] It actually smells really good.

[05:50:36] Thank you.

[05:50:37] I have to just finish the rest of it.

[05:50:41] There's more.

[05:50:42] I have to make tacos out of this.

[05:50:45] There we go.

[05:50:49] I know.

[05:50:50] And sometimes at night.

[05:50:52] I just raw dog in it.

[05:50:54] Damn.

[05:50:55] Oh, what?

[05:50:56] You're a fat man.

[05:50:58] Damn.

[05:50:58] Hide them.

[05:50:59] What the heck?

[05:51:00] Ah, no.

[05:51:01] Relax.

[05:51:01] She can keep mouth shut once.

[05:51:03] Okay.

[05:51:03] Nah.

[05:51:04] Just because of that.

[05:51:05] What?

[05:51:12] You should be offended.

[05:51:14] Sorry.

[05:51:15] That's how I felt.

[05:51:16] Because usually I wear to have socks.

[05:51:21] I felt like...

[05:51:24] What?

[05:51:26] Yeah, wait.

[05:51:27] Lift your foot up like that?

[05:51:28] Yeah.

[05:51:31] I kind of just lifted like...

[05:51:34] Wait.

[05:51:34] Dude, that was sneaky.

[05:51:37] That was sneaky.

[05:51:38] I really had to!

[05:51:39] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[05:51:41] Run for your life!

[05:51:42] No!

[05:51:43] I'm trying to see if you have black feet!

[05:51:45] You almost got away with that!

[05:51:47] What's up with black feet, Jason?

[05:51:48] No!

[05:51:48] Oh my god!

[05:51:49] My black foot, like, went as dirty.

[05:51:54] Red handed! Red handed!

[05:51:56] That's where you say, oh, so black means dirty?

[05:51:59] Ooh!

[05:52:02] Wait, how does your community feel about jokes like that?

[05:52:06] I mean...

[05:52:07] Wait no, you said no, no.

[05:52:10] Did you see my chat with LA?

[05:52:12] I'll take it back.

[05:52:14] I don't know what it's like, because you have a lot younger community, you know?

[05:52:17] That's true.

[05:52:17] So I don't know what you guys find funnier or not.

[05:52:20] You know?

[05:52:21] You guys find, you know, you know, you know Dave Chappelle?

[05:52:23] You ever seen his old comedy?

[05:52:25] Did you find, does your community find that sort of so funny?

[05:52:28] Oh.

[05:52:29] Oh, I agree with that.

[05:52:29] Yeah, yeah, that's so nice.

[05:52:31] But I don't know, my community thinks everything is funny.

[05:52:36] Yes, okay. You should ask my chat. No, okay. Let's see w jokes. Yeah, funny

[05:52:42] Are you you're Jason's me you guys mostly on mobile?

[05:52:46] I'm just asking just for I don't think so

[05:52:49] Because I saw y'all ad revenue leak and that's only possible if they don't got a block

[05:52:57] No, how much do you think I made last month? I have no idea

[05:53:01] You can't estimate wait. How much do you want hi ads? No?

[05:53:05] Can I guess? Yeah

[05:53:09] Last month 1.2 million hell no not even close up more

[05:53:16] Twice as much

[05:53:18] Wait an ad revenue or everything you had to have made something like that

[05:53:23] No, everything

[05:53:27] Everything total is it more than four is it more than million bucks? It's less

[05:53:36] Your chat say eight hundred K

[05:53:41] I already spoke my class, that's why I'm open.

[05:53:46] You're not open about how much?

[05:53:50] I'm not high because I don't make that much in a month.

[05:53:54] You're never done like a subaphron?

[05:53:57] So that's why I asked you if you like streaming earlier.

[05:53:59] I'm probably one of the only larger streamers who doesn't really like it that much.

[05:54:02] Subaphrons?

[05:54:03] No, streaming.

[05:54:04] You don't like streaming?

[05:54:06] No, I like the tech behind streaming. I have fun with that shit.

[05:54:09] Oh, so when you retire, you'll be the tech guy?

[05:54:12] Yeah, yeah.

[05:54:13] Like, I started streaming because, uh,

[05:54:16] you have to flip those for me, would you?

[05:54:17] Yeah.

[05:54:17] Because I was soda poppin' as number two.

[05:54:19] You know soda poppin'?

[05:54:20] Yeah, I know soda poppin'.

[05:54:20] Yeah, this is how he owns it.

[05:54:23] You know, you know, you live here.

[05:54:24] So he gave you this house?

[05:54:25] Yeah.

[05:54:27] We are literally squatting right now.

[05:54:28] I do not even pay rent.

[05:54:29] He gave this here for free.

[05:54:31] What the fuck?

[05:54:32] Those are his dogs, too.

[05:54:33] Aw.

[05:54:34] Wow.

[05:54:35] Yeah.

[05:54:35] Nah, so y'all ready for my steak or what?

[05:54:38] Can I get a fresh knife?

[05:54:42] Your chat's like W's so...

[05:54:48] It might be like a little bit too long actually.

[05:54:56] Put it on different ones.

[05:55:00] Two more, two more. Two more. Please.

[05:55:08] I'm telling you, not a lot matter! Y'all gotta see this chat!

[05:55:12] This one might be fucked up though.

[05:55:16] It's a raw.

[05:55:17] No!

[05:55:19] Wait, it's actually perfect.

[05:55:21] This is a perfect steak!

[05:55:23] Damn!

[05:55:24] I'm getting better!

[05:55:25] You just used eyeballed it.

[05:55:32] Yeah, they do not feed, they don't have seizures.

[05:55:34] Who lost his first bite?

[05:55:36] Me!

[05:55:37] Of course.

[05:55:38] It means hilarious fuck.

[05:55:39] It feels like mushrooms.

[05:55:51] Mushrooms?

[05:55:52] What?

[05:55:53] I don't know.

[05:55:54] Wait, is that a good thing?

[05:55:58] It tastes like mushrooms?

[05:56:00] Yeah, like if you try it.

[05:56:02] Is there mushrooms?

[05:56:07] Wait, guys, isn't mushroom like, mold?

[05:56:14] Yeah, but he put on really old seasoning.

[05:56:20] It's good.

[05:56:24] Oh, seven.

[05:56:25] Oh, seven.

[05:56:30] Guys, guys, if you're eating food and you say, I taste the mushrooms and there are

[05:56:40] no mushrooms, we're going to do a little bit of a test here.

[05:56:46] I think mean you should not take a bite yeah, and we just we just see what happens to the rest of them

[05:56:53] Yeah, how's that? I mean I'm starving. Okay. That's a tall attack

[05:57:02] Is that is that you know dude? I'm not even kidding. This take is really good. Yeah

[05:57:08] Say you swear

[05:57:11] I wouldn't say mushroom, but I feel spices. You want me to take a bite?

[05:57:17] I mean, we can.

[05:57:19] No, it's super soft.

[05:57:21] I'll take a bite.

[05:57:23] I think it's delicious, right?

[05:57:27] It's not mushroom, guys.

[05:57:29] What is it?

[05:57:31] It's just the butter.

[05:57:33] Oh, what?

[05:57:35] Yes, that's not mushroom.

[05:57:37] Damn, guys.

[05:57:39] That was mushroom?

[05:57:41] Dude, brother.

[05:57:43] That's delicious.

[05:57:45] Oh, no, I might have a snap.

[05:57:47] Come on have a snap!

[05:57:49] This is actually so good.

[05:57:50] Is that more?

[05:57:51] It's good.

[05:57:52] It's good.

[05:57:53] Let me cut up some pieces.

[05:57:54] Do you make some more tortillas?

[05:57:55] Not a lot.

[05:57:56] Yes, sir.

[05:57:57] It's a little chewy.

[05:57:58] But it's like perfect.

[05:58:01] No.

[05:58:02] It's a little bit chewy just because the meat's a little bit old, but...

[05:58:04] What?

[05:58:05] How long is it?

[05:58:06] About 3-4 weeks.

[05:58:07] 2?

[05:58:08] It's good.

[05:58:11] You did a great job.

[05:58:12] Thank you.

[05:58:13] So, I do have taco.

[05:58:15] A taco ready?

[05:58:16] Oh.

[05:58:17] Wait, so who's the judges here?

[05:58:19] One.

[05:58:20] Everybody?

[05:58:21] I'm not apparently lying, I've been secretly driving the entire time.

[05:58:26] So what are your thoughts so far?

[05:58:28] What?

[05:58:29] Is Jason winning?

[05:58:30] No, I'm actually impressed because making steak on a pan is kind of hard.

[05:58:34] He's like making it.

[05:58:36] The chicken tastes really good as well.

[05:58:38] Really?

[05:58:39] Yeah, really good.

[05:58:40] I like how it's seasoned.

[05:58:41] Okay, sweet.

[05:58:42] We'll say lacy judge.

[05:58:43] How the fuck would lacy judge?

[05:58:45] We have to lie him down.

[05:58:50] It's not just about, okay, your chat's probably WGF.

[05:58:53] It's not just about that.

[05:58:56] It's about everything that you put inside, you know?

[05:58:59] Are you making one for each of us?

[05:59:01] Yeah.

[05:59:03] Here you go, go.

[05:59:04] Come on.

[05:59:05] I mean, I request extra, extra sauce on mine, please.

[05:59:08] Extra, extra?

[05:59:09] Yes.

[05:59:10] Okay.

[05:59:14] Dude, I'm scared about this handshit, bro.

[05:59:16] That should, like, I'm not kidding.

[05:59:18] It's gonna be fun as fuck.

[05:59:19] Do you have pictures of yourself?

[05:59:20] You're doing that.

[05:59:21] I got one.

[05:59:21] Yeah. Wait, is it like a dating account?

[05:59:24] He's not gonna get any likes!

[05:59:26] Yes, you will!

[05:59:28] Nick, am I ugly?

[05:59:30] No, isn't this really hard to find?

[05:59:32] He's bad ugly right now!

[05:59:35] Relax. We have pictures of him in a hot tub where he's like flexing his forearms.

[05:59:39] Am I ugly?

[05:59:40] He's gotta make his strengths like pop out, you know?

[05:59:43] It's hard to get likes.

[05:59:44] Thank you, Nick. I feel like for guys, no? That's why I heard.

[05:59:46] Maybe the guys are...

[05:59:47] I'm so scared, man.

[05:59:53] I'm like worried, bro

[06:00:02] Cuz everybody's gonna think I'm ugly on hinge

[06:00:06] Why do they call you soy I don't know

[06:00:09] Because the way I stand to be honest

[06:00:13] That's like you can't do it, but it's like this

[06:00:17] Why do they call you a soy boy?

[06:00:19] That's them like this. It's so comfortable dog. Try it

[06:00:28] Isn't it comfortable

[06:00:30] I mean, I'd rather have it on my sides or my pockets.

[06:00:33] OK, that's where you're more comfortable, yeah.

[06:00:36] You know?

[06:00:37] That's OK.

[06:00:38] No one sees the fucking animas.

[06:00:43] Ha ha ha.

[06:00:48] The animas?

[06:00:51] The P-on stains.

[06:00:54] Wait, is that what it's called?

[06:00:57] That's a taco.

[06:00:58] Give it a try, Emily.

[06:00:59] What's the P-on stains?

[06:01:00] Here.

[06:01:01] The P-on stains.

[06:01:02] Is it taco?

[06:01:04] Is that a stain?

[06:01:05] Is this stains?

[06:01:07] This stains.

[06:01:08] Is this clean?

[06:01:09] Yeah, where's the what the bell hilarious catch

[06:01:17] Yep, it's catchy everybody should be here today

[06:01:21] Absolutely hilarious. I want a piece of that taco though. Can I make one for you right now, Doug?

[06:01:26] But who's

[06:01:28] There's another one by the way

[06:01:31] No, that's that's

[06:01:33] Oh, yeah, no way.

[06:01:34] Sorry.

[06:01:35] I'm going to take this one.

[06:01:37] You don't like it?

[06:01:38] Yeah, I hate it.

[06:01:39] Emily.

[06:01:40] I have to go soon, you know?

[06:01:41] Emily, you're like a Jason's here.

[06:01:45] What?

[06:01:46] I'm going to call you what you need to be called.

[06:01:48] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[06:01:49] A what?

[06:01:50] I said, whoa.

[06:01:54] Chase, I'm sorry, dog.

[06:01:55] No, no, no, I'm sorry.

[06:01:56] I'm sorry.

[06:01:57] I'm sorry.

[06:01:58] I'm sorry.

[06:01:59] Go Jerry.

[06:01:59] I'm sorry.

[06:02:00] I saw me.

[06:02:01] Emily, I'm sorry.

[06:02:02] It's OK, Nick.

[06:02:05] Damn.

[06:02:05] Well, it's good.

[06:02:06] You know what she used to do to me?

[06:02:07] When I was heavier, cause I lost 50 pounds this year,

[06:02:09] she'd walk up to me, she poked me in the stump

[06:02:11] and called me fat.

[06:02:11] I didn't call you fat.

[06:02:12] You lost 50 this year?

[06:02:13] Yeah.

[06:02:13] I would not kick me.

[06:02:16] Oh, she'd be like, you fatty fat, fat.

[06:02:18] I wouldn't say that.

[06:02:20] Isn't it?

[06:02:21] I love it.

[06:02:22] Yes.

[06:02:22] I'm fat, not fat.

[06:02:26] You like the taco?

[06:02:28] You take Ozympic?

[06:02:28] I love trying to do it.

[06:02:29] Oh my god, even your try to stop you is that, ooh.

[06:02:33] I don't take Ozympic.

[06:02:33] Guys, it's something called self-control.

[06:02:35] Google it, bro.

[06:02:36] What do you think David Goggins is talking about?

[06:02:39] running

[06:02:42] no

[06:02:43] nothing to say

[06:02:49] i think this is my buddy that's this point while you're

[06:02:53] who

[06:02:54] not not yes it doesn't know

[06:02:57] licey

[06:03:03] so you like to talk to you

[06:03:04] not as good

[06:03:05] not bad alright

[06:03:06] this is good

[06:03:09] well you gotta pick a winner

[06:03:11] the most most points most votes on everyone wins

[06:03:18] well thank you

[06:03:20] that's one for jason

[06:03:23] uh...

[06:03:25] you didn't have a mic

[06:03:27] i'm not going to lie i haven't even had a taco therefore jason gets the point

[06:03:30] nooo nooo nooo nooo nooo nooo nooo nooo nooo nooo noo

[06:03:32] i mean i'm still making it dawg i don't know

[06:03:36] let me see let me see

[06:03:39] oh no we get it the way we got it

[06:03:43] we used a whole can of the shit brother

[06:03:44] This is about 18,000 calories.

[06:03:50] Okay, so Arthur, you can vote.

[06:03:58] You want more?

[06:04:00] Damn, she took it wrong!

[06:04:02] Oh my God!

[06:04:03] She saw it dripping and she just put it in her mouth.

[06:04:05] You're just inhaling sauces.

[06:04:06] I don't know.

[06:04:09] Okay, I got you.

[06:04:10] I gotta say, Nick, this isn't bad.

[06:04:14] It's good.

[06:04:15] Okay.

[06:04:15] But you have made better ones.

[06:04:18] And I genuinely expected Jason to fail on a pan

[06:04:22] like to make the steak.

[06:04:23] I thought it's gonna be dog shit.

[06:04:24] I kind of judged him on the side.

[06:04:26] But after having this meat in my mouth, it's really good.

[06:04:29] Not me, good.

[06:04:30] No, it's like hella soft.

[06:04:31] And I really good to eat.

[06:04:33] Thank you.

[06:04:33] It's like a sauce.

[06:04:35] No, it's, yeah, I mean, yeah.

[06:04:36] I'm not being honest.

[06:04:37] I would have picked the taco.

[06:04:39] So you're voting for a taco?

[06:04:40] I'm voting for a taco, but it might be because the sauce is

[06:04:42] carrying it.

[06:04:43] Yeah, the sauce is carrying it.

[06:04:43] So I'm voting for the taco.

[06:04:45] It's Marie's $1,000 dressing.

[06:04:46] Not a hashtag ad by the solicitors.

[06:04:48] So we got one for Jason, two for the taco.

[06:04:53] Oh, two for me.

[06:04:55] Sorry, two for Jason.

[06:04:56] You want it back?

[06:04:57] Sure.

[06:04:57] No.

[06:04:58] Wait, who'd you vote for?

[06:04:59] Two.

[06:05:00] I was the taco.

[06:05:01] So it's two for the taco.

[06:05:02] One for Jason.

[06:05:05] Two for Jason, so it's tied.

[06:05:11] Wait.

[06:05:12] Did you vote?

[06:05:12] He did.

[06:05:13] So for yourself.

[06:05:14] No, he voted against himself.

[06:05:16] He's really not going to vote.

[06:05:17] I'm honest.

[06:05:20] I don't know what he's going to pick.

[06:05:21] OK, you vote first.

[06:05:23] No, but I don't want to be the side right here.

[06:05:24] But you don't want to vote.

[06:05:27] I am biased because he has been

[06:05:29] This whole stay in Austin, so I vote for the taco.

[06:05:33] Okay.

[06:05:34] But I'm not going to lie though.

[06:05:36] This is so good.

[06:05:39] Tell me everybody!

[06:05:40] It's very good.

[06:05:41] It's really, really good.

[06:05:42] The steak is really good.

[06:05:43] You're game, Nicholas.

[06:05:44] You killed that.

[06:05:45] No, you killed that.

[06:05:46] Yeah, it's really good.

[06:05:47] Both are good.

[06:05:48] Nah, that's some good shit.

[06:05:49] Mm-hmm.

[06:05:53] So, this way.

[06:05:54] You put the steak and the taco.

[06:05:56] Boom.

[06:05:57] Yeah, perfect.

[06:05:59] Yeah.

[06:06:02] Yes.

[06:06:03] Thank you for eating.

[06:06:04] This is absolutely delicious.

[06:06:05] I'm excited for you to find Nick his future wife.

[06:06:07] So I don't even think that it would be ever going to hit.

[06:06:09] Wait.

[06:06:09] Can we see their feet?

[06:06:10] Huh?

[06:06:11] Can we see their feet?

[06:06:12] I'll help them out.

[06:06:13] Bye, guys!

[06:06:14] See you in a minute.

[06:06:15] Bye, Emily.

[06:06:16] Bye, Emily.

[06:06:17] What's your key?

[06:06:18] Later.

[06:06:18] No, I'm a feet guy.

[06:06:20] You've had feet in your mouth before?

[06:06:22] Yeah.

[06:06:23] What, you haven't?

[06:06:25] I've never had.

[06:06:26] I don't judge, but I've never had it.

[06:06:28] No feet?

[06:06:29] No.

[06:06:30] Have you done butt stuff?

[06:06:31] Uh, not, not with a, no, hold on, hold on, hold on, I have to, okay, listen, listen,

[06:06:41] Jason, Jason, Jason, hear me out, here, chat, chat, chat, chat, chill, chat, chat, I am 33

[06:06:51] when you get older sometimes you mean you know no no no no no no no myself I had a leakage

[06:07:05] problem I got something to stay my ass too I had a hemorrhoid I had to put a pill on

[06:07:10] my ass exactly it's the same thing same thing boom same shit same shit yeah the same shit

[06:07:15] Yeah, that's different though. That's not like that's not sexual

[06:07:19] Well, it didn't feel bad, right? No, but it's kind of awkward, right?

[06:07:28] Yeah

[06:07:37] It was like a

[06:07:40] really good. This one might be a little more weird. Oh that's okay. But I gotta say, I know

[06:07:47] people don't believe me, but I've never had anything up my ass. Yeah? I mean I didn't

[06:07:52] think you did. I'm not quiet, I'm just quiet because I'm eating. The only butt stuff I've

[06:07:56] done is like, I think I've hatched. I don't know if that was like everywhere but it

[06:08:00] felt like a little nub sticking out of my butt. It is? Well I just took it back

[06:08:04] in. I pushed it back inside. What? You pushed it back in? Yeah, I took it in.

[06:08:10] This is what happens in the podrish community. We've been here for so long. It's all about butt stuff

[06:08:16] I'm sorry

[06:08:22] Was that was that mean is that what you and the phase boys be up to?

[06:08:26] I've seen my homies ass

[06:08:31] Oh

[06:08:33] You saw that hole. I've seen lacy's ass. I've seen Ron's ass

[06:08:37] Like on purpose they're actually on the

[06:08:39] Max's ass

[06:08:41] No, they're just flashing

[06:08:43] Oh

[06:08:45] Yeah, I thought it was like

[06:08:47] They've seen my ass

[06:08:49] Is this like an initiation process?

[06:08:51] No

[06:08:53] This is like, you know in high school when you had the snapchat group chats

[06:08:55] And

[06:08:57] Jason

[06:08:59] That was such a boy

[06:09:01] When I was in high school, they didn't have phones yet

[06:09:03] Oh my god

[06:09:05] I'm not yeah, you had what?

[06:09:07] What was your first phone?

[06:09:09] A Blackberry?

[06:09:10] Bro it was a it was a Nex-Tel

[06:09:13] Nex-Tel.

[06:09:14] Damn your oldest fuck!

[06:09:15] She was in black and white.

[06:09:16] Oh my god.

[06:09:17] Yeah.

[06:09:18] So what did you have for your childhood?

[06:09:21] You had to play with fucking cards?

[06:09:24] We went outside.

[06:09:25] No way.

[06:09:26] No fucking way.

[06:09:27] Yeah.

[06:09:28] I can skateboard, I can put hockey, I can do everything.

[06:09:31] Oh shit.

[06:09:32] Maybe that's why you're in my club. Better mental state than other streamers.

[06:09:37] Yeah, because I wasn't on my computer all day. Well, I sure was, but...

[06:09:40] I don't mean to flex, but I saw the best of both worlds. I was like right in between.

[06:09:45] When I was young, no phones, maybe a Nokia break. But then at the end, iPhone 4.

[06:09:51] Good times.

[06:09:53] Wow.

[06:09:54] I'm not gonna lie, we're saving that steak, I mean the shoot later.

[06:09:57] Oh yeah.

[06:09:58] Yeah, brother, you killed it.

[06:09:59] It's really good.

[06:10:01] Can we get some hearts for fan fan by the way chat?

[06:10:04] What?

[06:10:04] She got the dogs out and she doesn't care.

[06:10:07] We appreciate that shit.

[06:10:09] What the fuck did I do?

[06:10:10] Yeah.

[06:10:15] OK, brother.

[06:10:17] Now, this is good eats.

[06:10:19] So how do we do this handshift?

[06:10:21] We need to hop on the desktop.

[06:10:24] Yo, let's view.

[06:10:27] You have an app where you can show your phone on a PC?

[06:10:30] No, but we can set it up.

[06:10:32] Yeah, it's easy.

[06:10:33] You know how to do it?

[06:10:34] Yeah, who's following the user yours mine. Yes, do things pop up? No

[06:10:40] Do not disturb when you open a

[06:10:43] When you open less view that's the app that you use

[06:10:48] Is that an Android thing?

[06:10:51] Or an iPhone you can do either

[06:10:55] How do you how do you do not disturb?

[06:10:57] He doesn't know how to turn on flags, turn on airdrops, so you have to walk him through.

[06:11:03] Okay, so if someone texts me, it's not going to pop up.

[06:11:05] Yeah.

[06:11:06] Any notifications pop up?

[06:11:07] No, yeah.

[06:11:08] It won't pop up.

[06:11:09] It'll pop.

[06:11:10] It'll pop.

[06:11:11] It'll pop.

[06:11:12] It'll pop.

[06:11:13] It'll pop.

[06:11:14] It'll pop.

[06:11:15] It'll pop.

[06:11:16] It'll pop.

[06:11:17] It'll pop.

[06:11:18] It'll pop.

[06:11:19] It'll pop.

[06:11:20] It'll pop.

[06:11:21] It'll pop.

[06:11:22] It'll pop.

[06:11:23] It'll pop.

[06:11:24] It'll pop.

[06:11:25] Listen, we're not dating or anything, so I'm not going to give you the keys to the car.

[06:11:29] But you could spend like what, two hours trying to fix it?

[06:11:31] Well, that was for her?

[06:11:33] That's okay.

[06:11:34] Well, I mean, not...

[06:11:35] It worked.

[06:11:36] Hold on, your mustache.

[06:11:37] Yeah, put it down.

[06:11:38] It ain't going down, don't worry.

[06:11:39] Yeah, it ain't going down.

[06:11:41] They can't see.

[06:11:42] Can we turn on the podcast room?

[06:11:43] Turn it on?

[06:11:44] Yeah.

[06:11:44] Oh, yeah.

[06:11:45] We use the podcast room.

[06:11:46] Oh, I don't know.

[06:11:48] Yeah.

[06:11:49] Well, the good news is, well...

[06:11:52] How was that gay?

[06:11:53] He had a thing.

[06:11:56] Ancient Riz?

[06:11:58] Wait, what are they saying?

[06:11:59] Are they saying gay?

[06:12:01] Yeah, because I touched her mustache.

[06:12:03] What's that, gay?

[06:12:04] I didn't mean to lie.

[06:12:06] I thought it was sweet.

[06:12:08] Yeah.

[06:12:09] I'm so good.

[06:12:09] I'm a surfing hero.

[06:12:11] Oh, fool.

[06:12:12] Yeah, it's not bad, right?

[06:12:14] So, um.

[06:12:17] Yeah, this was great eats.

[06:12:19] Yeah, great eats.

[06:12:22] So we're up to the bot.

[06:12:23] Oh fuck, oh fuck, it's over my thing.

[06:12:25] Here, I don't know what this is.

[06:12:28] Here, here, here.

[06:12:31] You're so considerate.

[06:12:32] Of course, man.

[06:12:34] Oh my god.

[06:12:36] Dude, they're raising them right these days, you know?

[06:12:40] Considerate.

[06:12:41] Thanks.

[06:12:42] W Mans.

[06:12:43] Are y'all saying ISO?

[06:12:45] Is it what's ISO, one on one?

[06:12:46] Yes.

[06:12:50] Wait, my chat, why don't you guys ever spam in unison?

[06:12:55] People would be having like full on paragraphs in mind talking about their whole life and y'all would just be like I so

[06:13:01] You know like

[06:13:07] Man, bro

[06:13:09] Stolen laptop stolen Wi-Fi. He doesn't even know what that means. I do actually really try hard seven. Oh shit

[06:13:16] You know tried seven. I'm tapped in. Oh my god, bro

[06:13:20] I used to watch Twitch a lot, you know like every ten years like the IQ like razor

[06:13:24] I think you're like you're just on that natural smarter like area. Maybe not. I was just the internet kid

[06:13:31] Damn, are you getting some charred sevens? Yeah, yeah

[06:13:38] Check the following in your chest

[06:13:41] You've been following me. I think for a minute. No way. I think so check

[06:13:46] How can you go you go to your dashboard?

[06:13:49] Okay, let's type it in here

[06:13:51] Yeah, maybe.

[06:13:53] Is that right?

[06:13:56] Two years.

[06:13:57] Oh my god, he's been here for two years.

[06:14:00] Since you were 18, you've been following.

[06:14:04] Nah, yeah.

[06:14:05] I used to tap A, I've seen you.

[06:14:06] I've seen the dual PC streams.

[06:14:09] I used to pick my feet up and down, just watching y'all stream.

[06:14:14] And now you're here killing yourself, huh?

[06:14:17] Killing it yourself.

[06:14:18] Oh, I think the flood, he said killing myself.

[06:14:20] Why?

[06:14:20] I say that.

[06:14:22] Nah, but yeah.

[06:14:22] That's actually awesome.

[06:14:24] Yeah.

[06:14:24] Let's fucking go, dude.

[06:14:25] I'm a Twitter.

[06:14:27] Oh, is that what it's called?

[06:14:28] Twitters?

[06:14:29] No, I mean, I don't know.

[06:14:31] Oh, my god.

[06:14:33] That's crazy.

[06:14:35] Maya frog.

[06:14:36] You know, I was a, I was, I know that.

[06:14:39] That's what that's called.

[06:14:41] Maya frog.

[06:14:42] I'm a, I used to be a millennia.

[06:14:44] Like, please, Briggs, I'm a millennia.

[06:14:47] Have a guy.

[06:14:49] I wanted to.

[06:14:49] My millennia?

[06:14:50] Yeah.

[06:14:51] I want y'all to get married and have like five children in a big house, maybe start a family channel, um, shit, but, you know, that's the thing about life.

[06:15:04] Sometimes you don't get what you want, and sometimes what you envision won't happen, and that's the beauty of it as well, because once a door closes, another one opens.

[06:15:18] Oh my god, you're so right.

[06:15:22] Like, maybe a door in the Philippines opens up for me.

[06:15:25] Nah, you're mad at me right now.

[06:15:34] I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding.

[06:15:37] I'm kidding guys. I'm kidding guys. The power dynamic.

[06:15:40] You know, power dynamic. I'm kidding.

[06:15:43] Rich ass laugh. Holy shit, even notice.

[06:15:46] You really laugh like a rich guy.

[06:15:49] I mean, over and under five million in the making time.

[06:15:55] I mean, it was over.

[06:15:56] It was?

[06:15:57] I'm just going to go around.

[06:16:01] Nothing really does not matter to me.

[06:16:04] Man, brother, let me tell you.

[06:16:05] Wait, no one got married.

[06:16:06] No, no, no, no, no.

[06:16:08] But she did earn half everything in channel

[06:16:10] of me, though, because she was half the content.

[06:16:14] So, you know, deserved, absolutely deserved.

[06:16:17] She carried me to what this is today.

[06:16:24] And I'm pretty sure if she came back

[06:16:25] and she streamed at the same time as me,

[06:16:26] everyone would watch her instead.

[06:16:29] I'm convinced.

[06:16:30] She could in my career, just like that.

[06:16:34] She could.

[06:16:38] I'm getting emotional.

[06:16:40] That's true.

[06:16:42] Do I know a force in bro, what?

[06:16:44] Sometimes, you know,

[06:16:50] you just appreciate the experience.

[06:16:52] I wouldn't change it for the world,

[06:16:54] and I will always love her.

[06:16:56] Damn.

[06:16:57] Forever.

[06:16:58] Listen, your hand line's crooked.

[06:17:15] Not if I stand like this.

[06:17:23] Thank you for the gift, it's on somebody.

[06:17:24] Are we good?

[06:17:25] I'm ready.

[06:17:26] You guys can swap whenever you want.

[06:17:28] All right, we'll go upstairs.

[06:17:30] How many gift-throughs is it?

[06:17:32] 100?

[06:17:33] Bro.

[06:17:34] Give me a hug, bro.

[06:17:35] It's all good?

[06:17:36] Nah, I see what you're doing.

[06:17:37] doing is you just formed a hundred get the subs I know what you fucking are fucking

[06:17:42] know what you are I know exactly what you are I know exactly what you are bro

[06:17:47] it's all good here I'm gonna send this upstairs

[06:18:00] Arthur can you can you show Jason where to go

[06:18:04] How long have I been live for bro? Do you stream all day? How do you do it then?

[06:18:07] I don't know cuz you're 20 you got that that that young blood

[06:18:12] Yeah

[06:19:15] Profanities hello

[06:19:17] Yeah, you can sit on either seat actually

[06:19:29] What are you doing a fucking podcast a little too short for this mic, oh this setup is crazy

[06:19:50] All the app

[06:19:52] Talk to her

[06:19:55] You know I got invited to the talk to a podcast

[06:20:00] Hell yeah, that's good Kevin

[06:20:15] Who's a good boy?

[06:20:30] Okay, so with the app and they already downloaded it from another way. What is it called again?

[06:20:37] again

[06:20:39] I have to use this feature on all the streets here one oh you're down on your PC all the PC

[06:20:47] okay and hinge hinge download hinge and yeah yeah it's actual dm bro have you been on

[06:21:04] hinge brah let me try my my ads okay turn up your ads turn them off so you don't

[06:21:10] good about your ship?

[06:21:12] Oh, yeah.

[06:21:14] Bruh.

[06:21:16] So, this is my first dating app I've

[06:21:18] installed

[06:21:20] ever in my life.

[06:21:22] Because keep in mind, when I got in a relationship,

[06:21:24] these things did not exist.

[06:21:28] Yeah, there was no Tinder, there was

[06:21:30] none of this stuff, man.

[06:21:32] Like, you know, this is,

[06:21:34] they did, I mean, well like, no one used them.

[06:21:36] So.

[06:21:38] Wow. Yeah.

[06:21:40] Tenor existed ten years ago.

[06:21:42] Did it? It was huge in 2014?

[06:21:45] Oh my bad. I never even had it though.

[06:21:49] What do you keep saying Matt Ugly?

[06:21:53] What do you say in a good way?

[06:21:55] In a good way, yeah. I see it, so...

[06:22:00] Remember when you said Matt Ugly and then Katya was like, he's not Ugly?

[06:22:03] Yeah, that's exactly what I was saying.

[06:22:05] She doesn't think you're Ugly.

[06:22:07] That's a good sign.

[06:22:09] You're still in that stage where you just don't want to be in a relationship.

[06:22:16] Which is more fun.

[06:22:17] Well, like, I don't know about it.

[06:22:19] Well, I'm not trying to be in a relationship, but like, I'm tired of like touching myself.

[06:22:24] Huh?

[06:22:25] What'd you say?

[06:22:26] I mean, I'm tired of it, man.

[06:22:28] I'm tired of it.

[06:22:30] Tired of it.

[06:22:32] So, what's the youngest age you would go for?

[06:22:35] Like, what's the cutoff for you?

[06:22:38] like 25 maybe plus that's good i mean you gotta be able to like rent a car right

[06:22:48] i don't know 30 30 i don't know that's perfect like you had the app right as it's installing

[06:23:00] you want to use it on the phone or to just turn up the screen or ring when you're on the same

[06:23:03] I'm getting my WIFI on it.

[06:23:05] Same WIFI should work.

[06:23:08] But start getting your pics out.

[06:23:12] What do you mean getting my pics out?

[06:23:14] Like the pictures that you want to put on your dating app.

[06:23:18] I have to go through my photos?

[06:23:20] You can do it right now. Obviously you won't.

[06:23:22] Oro, can you send me some photos of me?

[06:23:25] You don't have your photos?

[06:23:26] No.

[06:23:29] Matt, I'm worried about showing my phone screen on stream.

[06:23:32] Well, like I got shit on here. They're not to be shown to people

[06:23:37] If you're gonna close the app and go fullscreen, okay

[06:23:48] What about a photo of me and me and catchy

[06:23:55] That's how I look man

[06:23:57] Like right next to your face. Okay. Wait, it should so

[06:24:02] Right there. Oh, it'll connect like oh you full screen right now. Yeah

[06:24:22] It's going

[06:24:24] It's not showing no, it's not showing on there. Maybe it's a turn on show yours first. Oh wait. It's connect

[06:24:31] Okay, dude am I just like this is bad. No, I've been doing this with my dad

[06:24:44] Bro, I know

[06:24:47] Yeah

[06:24:48] Okay, this is embarrassing chat stop laughing my chat stop laughing Jason's chat. You can laugh

[06:25:06] How do you share it?

[06:25:09] Yeah, what the fuck are you the tech guy? You don't know this not

[06:25:15] I mean I built this whole tech set up in this house yeah how do you I don't use

[06:25:23] my phone for anything but the phone is like tech that's tech oh man dude am I

[06:25:29] washed I need to lock it in oh wait I see it yeah what the f... now you can go

[06:25:48] There's women on there.

[06:25:54] Do you do like a display capture on there?

[06:26:00] How do you get it?

[06:26:01] Yeah, display capture.

[06:26:02] We can't see.

[06:26:05] Yeah, we're about to show a chart.

[06:26:07] Yo, this setup is mad complicated.

[06:26:09] I'm looking at fucking three TVs right now.

[06:26:11] What the fuck?

[06:26:12] I'm sorry.

[06:26:13] No, no, no.

[06:26:14] It's good though.

[06:26:15] This is the type of production I need.

[06:26:18] Display capture or window capture?

[06:26:20] Yeah, try a window first.

[06:26:22] so why do you get this app going let me just close all my shit before like some

[06:26:29] shit you pop it up

[06:26:32] mr. no no no don't just do me because the way it works it's gonna show what

[06:26:37] the steam mode is yeah oh my god yeah perfect now I'm up let me scoot let me

[06:26:51] scoot it oh my god oh my god I'm so nervous but like how do you talk to

[06:26:59] people on this app did they have a cell phone number

[06:27:01] uh no look there's a chat there's a chat

[06:27:05] uh now we're really doing it oh wait i have my chat on the top left

[06:27:10] someone someone put it there you want to move this thing

[06:27:16] we can go over here we just gotta move down

[06:27:21] thank you arthur let me know if you need anything do you need any like i don't

[06:27:24] know different water no man thank you thank you

[06:27:27] Make it to Kevin. Yeah

[06:27:32] Man, I feel like I'm about to get fucked up like

[06:27:36] Okay, but I need to like sign up right so I should probably don't close this for a second

[06:27:41] So you might as first okay? Okay? Okay?

[06:27:44] My bro ball. Yes people rated it. It's axed. Okay, so I'm not I use that

[06:27:50] Okay, yeah

[06:27:52] I think you look a little bit zesty nowadays girls like feminine features on guys shut up

[06:28:11] yeah novel in your age range I don't think that's true your chance question marking I

[06:28:20] I mean, they don't get, they don't get girls.

[06:28:24] Are you sure?

[06:28:25] Listen, I, anyways, all right, next one.

[06:28:28] Wait a minute, I recently discovered

[06:28:29] that women have period cramps.

[06:28:30] Listen, it's corny, but girls like corny, all right,

[06:28:33] in my age range.

[06:28:34] Okay.

[06:28:35] So your profile will be completely different than mine.

[06:28:37] So I should.

[06:28:38] If you're 48, putting, I recently discovered

[06:28:41] women have period cramps.

[06:28:42] Like, no woman is probably gonna swipe up on you, right?

[06:28:45] Okay.

[06:28:46] Okay.

[06:28:47] Yeah.

[06:28:48] Another picture as you guys put it.

[06:28:49] My vulnerable side. You're showing emotions.

[06:28:52] Yeah. And then I have this one.

[06:28:54] Take me.

[06:28:57] I can turn down.

[06:28:59] You just may jump into a crowd.

[06:29:02] Oh my god.

[06:29:05] I kick out on the fact that women are the epitome of art. See that's some shit you could put.

[06:29:10] Epitome?

[06:29:11] I don't even know. Who helped me with this one?

[06:29:14] Isn't it epitome?

[06:29:15] I don't want to be that guy when I'm pressure that's epitome fuck

[06:29:26] Yeah, I did not make this okay. I think I

[06:29:31] Think uh, maybe QT helps you out. No, he was either

[06:29:36] Or was it a son?

[06:29:37] son

[06:29:41] That way all right, and we got you know this photo

[06:29:47] We got

[06:29:49] Oh, love well me

[06:29:51] Yeah, I'm sure of me and Valkyrie because this one helps

[06:29:55] Because people see this is like he was Valkyrie now I get matches

[06:30:00] Okay, so who should I use I know Ray

[06:30:08] Should I fly over to LA and take a photo with her

[06:30:14] You only use my ex

[06:30:18] No, do not put yourself next to a song.

[06:30:22] Why?

[06:30:23] Because do not, do not...

[06:30:26] Ladies love a song.

[06:30:28] Exactly.

[06:30:29] Oh.

[06:30:30] Do not put a fucking photo of a song next to...

[06:30:33] Oh, by the way, it's better if the mic's closer to your mouth.

[06:30:37] That's it.

[06:30:38] Okay.

[06:30:39] Thank you.

[06:30:40] Yeah.

[06:30:41] All right.

[06:30:42] Okay.

[06:30:43] Then I have this one.

[06:30:44] All right.

[06:30:45] I think that's, I think that's good.

[06:30:46] That's cute.

[06:30:47] Thanks man, but you know that's besides the point you know I I got some matches

[06:30:52] Okay, so how does this work? So like if you if you pick one of them they have to talk to you

[06:30:58] They don't have to okay, so they have choices

[06:31:04] You know I you know some likes some who's that

[06:31:09] Jojo dream

[06:31:11] Jay ran. Yeah, and I got some chats. I'm a I mean

[06:31:15] Is that their discord?

[06:31:17] Oh, shit.

[06:31:19] Yeah, no, I'd be asking for discord.

[06:31:21] Okay.

[06:31:22] Oh, I see, I don't have discord.

[06:31:24] Yeah, one of my lines is what's your discord, and I just leaked it to them.

[06:31:28] Oh, so you're telling me that you have spoken to every single one of these ladies?

[06:31:32] Uh, yeah, I mean...

[06:31:34] Is that normal? Do normal people do that?

[06:31:37] You know, sometimes you get bored.

[06:31:40] Like, I don't know.

[06:31:43] What?!

[06:31:46] Do you know who that was?

[06:31:48] listen

[06:31:49] 310

[06:31:52] It's bad listen. I used to use this app a lot, but I don't use it anymore. I'm a tired hinge user, but let's let's breathe

[06:31:59] let's

[06:32:01] Let's let's uh, let's uh

[06:32:04] Stay away from me. Okay, it's on you now. So this is my profile

[06:32:08] I showed mine and now it's now it's your turn. Okay, so get that out the way before

[06:32:13] you know yeah get the basic shit unless you want to show these this part no no no it's okay

[06:32:19] no not that part but I'll start asking like if you drink or you smoke okay once we get

[06:32:27] there I can show it Jason's ran through believe it or not I have one body not as

[06:32:34] mad believable to be honest what bodies mean like someone you've been with yep

[06:32:38] Okay, guess how many I have it 33

[06:32:42] What?

[06:32:47] You go with what?

[06:32:49] Maybe three less

[06:32:55] Well, what's between one and three dog? Yeah

[06:33:00] Yeah, first I was a squirter

[06:33:06] She was great

[06:33:11] I could

[06:33:13] you should call me right now

[06:33:15] dude you're no way

[06:33:18] she tried it, never

[06:33:20] um... let me just have a sit on them

[06:33:24] uh...

[06:33:25] okay

[06:33:28] uh...

[06:33:30] so i put my date of birth near i shouldn't lie right

[06:33:33] uh... no

[06:33:34] unless you don't want to show it

[06:33:36] damn it says you're thirty three

[06:33:52] do i say where i live

[06:33:54] uh...

[06:33:55] yeah you can put

[06:33:58] Just put this.

[06:34:02] Okay.

[06:34:03] Yeah.

[06:34:06] You just won't show it to you, but you can put it around there.

[06:34:09] Right at the mall, baby.

[06:34:15] Your pronouns?

[06:34:17] Yeah.

[06:34:18] What do I mean?

[06:34:20] Is it he, him?

[06:34:22] Well, man, what are your pronouns?

[06:34:25] What is his?

[06:34:27] His?

[06:34:28] I've never heard he, him, his.

[06:34:30] I mean, he, he, he, he, he, he.

[06:34:32] V?

[06:34:33] Oh my god.

[06:34:34] Z.

[06:34:35] see

[06:34:38] a e

[06:34:42] uh...

[06:34:44] which gender best describes you

[06:34:47] we match data is using three but broad gender groups you can add more

[06:34:52] okay

[06:34:53] i want to make it if i click the wrong one here isn't the whole thing get

[06:34:55] thrown off

[06:34:56] well you know you mean are you going to be non-binary uh...

[06:35:00] i don't know

[06:35:00] uh...

[06:35:02] Okay. Sexuality?

[06:35:03] Wait, do you want to show this?

[06:35:06] I mean, I don't know, is it going to ask for my address again?

[06:35:08] From my phone number?

[06:35:09] It's not.

[06:35:10] Okay.

[06:35:11] Let's turn yours off and turn mine on.

[06:35:14] How do we do this?

[06:35:15] Actually, I don't know if it will.

[06:35:16] You should just do it.

[06:35:17] You should just do it.

[06:35:18] Okay.

[06:35:19] You read mine.

[06:35:20] Okay.

[06:35:21] What is your sexuality?

[06:35:22] Straight.

[06:35:23] Right?

[06:35:24] Yeah.

[06:35:25] Do what?

[06:35:26] Don't ask me!

[06:35:27] What?

[06:35:28] What do you mean?

[06:35:29] Right?

[06:35:30] What do you mean, right?

[06:35:32] Okay.

[06:35:33] Yeah.

[06:35:34] What?

[06:35:35] Dude.

[06:35:36] Uh, okay.

[06:35:37] We'll go next on that one.

[06:35:39] Um, who do you want to date?

[06:35:42] Um, oh, I'm just, I'm so scared, Jason.

[06:35:47] I'm so scared.

[06:35:48] Woman, man, man.

[06:35:49] Woman, please, please, please.

[06:35:50] It's up to you.

[06:35:51] It's up to you.

[06:35:52] What type of relationship are you looking for?

[06:35:53] What is...

[06:35:54] Monogamy.

[06:35:55] What is that?

[06:35:56] It's like one...

[06:35:57] Like Monopoly?

[06:35:58] One-on-one.

[06:35:59] Okay, we'll play that one.

[06:36:00] I don't want I don't want to be in some sort of weird sort of throuple situation or whatever

[06:36:08] Nope, you have any cuck allegations. I mean, yeah, but they're not true. I mean, I think everyone

[06:36:21] Sorry about that. This is where it works. You see I kind of have it this like this

[06:36:24] Yeah, but it like covers it. Yeah, you got it. Okay

[06:36:29] So what is your dating intention life partner? Sure long-term relationship? Sure long-term open to short. I like it's like one

[06:36:37] Yeah, just just click long-term. You know you want to get married and shit long-term

[06:36:43] Say it says share more about what you're looking for in your own words. I am so alone

[06:36:50] No

[06:36:52] What are you doing? Go back. I cry myself. Okay. Okay. No

[06:36:58] Okay, you don't need that. You don't need that. Okay

[06:37:01] How's all of you? I'm five ten

[06:37:04] Okay

[06:37:05] Now now you ran it up two inches. I cannot lie. I cannot say I'm six foot. Why not? I

[06:37:12] My shit says I'm five ten

[06:37:14] I'm not five. I'm not five ten dude. I I feel like if I put six foot on here

[06:37:20] Then the relationship is already cooked originally because I'm lying start no, it's not

[06:37:26] But I know the thing is you wouldn't care about all is to meet them in person and then

[06:37:33] That's when you get the real first okay, but they look at me. They know I'm not six foot

[06:37:37] They're like, okay, it's not a lot. Oh, you can pull a six foot when you're five ten you have shoes on

[06:37:44] She was shoes on your 511 and then you rounded up, okay

[06:37:47] Can we say just five ten five eleven okay five eleven I feel like I'm fucking lying dude

[06:37:54] Oh

[06:37:56] What's your ethnicity? Oh

[06:37:58] You're black and white. They don't have that option. No you can put both

[06:38:03] Can I check both yeah black and white?

[06:38:06] There you go easy glad either

[06:38:10] Do you have children? No

[06:38:14] What what are your plans want children? Yeah, I want children now

[06:38:19] What?

[06:38:21] Where's your home town, Detroit?

[06:38:24] Oh.

[06:38:26] Detroit, Michigan.

[06:38:30] Where do I work?

[06:38:32] Millionaire.

[06:38:35] Is that what you're supposed to put?

[06:38:37] I mean, hey, whatever works.

[06:38:40] I'm not going to put that there.

[06:38:42] It'll be like unemployed.

[06:38:44] Self-employed.

[06:38:46] Self-employed?

[06:38:48] Self-employed.

[06:38:50] employer oh shit sorry okay what's your job title tech tech tech no one your

[06:39:02] a is gonna be like oh social media like that's attractive just be like technically

[06:39:06] I'm a CCO of a company there you go there you go CEO no CCO entrepreneur okay

[06:39:16] Where do I go to school?

[06:39:18] You don't need to add that, you can skip it.

[06:39:20] I mean I did.

[06:39:22] It's going to show in your profile you can.

[06:39:24] I used to stream from that school.

[06:39:26] What's the highest level you attained?

[06:39:30] Does that mean I finished?

[06:39:32] I mean it says high school, undergrad or postgrad.

[06:39:36] I'm just going to lie on that one.

[06:39:38] I went to school for four years college, I didn't finish.

[06:39:42] Okay.

[06:39:44] What are your religious beliefs? What's Angostick agnostic? What's that?

[06:39:51] For sure means like you believe

[06:39:53] We know

[06:39:55] Yeah, you believe in God, but you don't you don't know like you don't like you believe in a higher

[06:40:01] Shit, I think that's what it means. Like you're believing a higher power, but you don't have a specific

[06:40:06] I must have preferred out to say

[06:40:09] We're political beliefs

[06:40:11] Oh, are you a Libby?

[06:40:15] Um, what? Well, I've never voted for a losing president.

[06:40:26] So you voted for Trump?

[06:40:28] I'm not. No, I didn't vote that year.

[06:40:32] Okay, but every year I voted the person I voted for one.

[06:40:35] You could just put prefer not to say I get you don't need that.

[06:40:39] Yeah. Do I drink sometimes?

[06:40:42] Do I smoke tobacco? No. Do I smoke weed? No. Do I use drugs? No.

[06:40:50] Here we go. Now it's time.

[06:40:55] Show off the person behind the profile with pics, videos, and prompts.

[06:40:58] Now it's time to pick. Now you need your photos.

[06:41:01] Oro, do you send me some photos of me?

[06:41:04] She sent me one?

[06:41:07] Oh look.

[06:41:08] Okay, yeah, now just add all of those.

[06:41:11] Okay, so it now we're gonna show you all when we add the pictures because you have to like open dude

[06:41:16] I'm gonna be honest. I'm so ugly

[06:41:18] Now you're man. Oh, man

[06:41:22] No one is going to hit yes on me and if it is it's probably be some dude

[06:41:25] You have more confidence in yourself as a 45 year old man. You have to

[06:41:33] Bro, I'm so ugly

[06:41:37] It's over which one first first one should be a solo take

[06:41:49] Loki this is that one's fire.

[06:41:51] Okay and then this.

[06:41:53] I don't know, just put one.

[06:41:58] Yeah and then just do a one by one.

[06:42:01] Okay.

[06:42:03] Uh...

[06:42:05] This I guess.

[06:42:07] So I said be careful on the hinge I got scammed.

[06:42:09] How did you get scammed on the hinge?

[06:42:11] How did you get scammed on the hinge?

[06:42:13] Yeah.

[06:42:15] How do you get scammed?

[06:42:17] Do you have to pay for this?

[06:42:19] No. But if you want unlimited swipes

[06:42:21] yeah you got to pay.

[06:42:23] I have handjacks, I can't lie.

[06:42:25] Is it expensive?

[06:42:26] It's like 20 bucks, that's nothing for a guy like you.

[06:42:30] Yeah.

[06:42:32] Catfish is scammed?

[06:42:34] I mean, if you're really falling for a catfish,

[06:42:36] like, oh, cash out me to do this,

[06:42:39] then you kind of deserve to get scammed.

[06:42:45] Show screen, we're gonna show screen

[06:42:47] after he adds all the photos.

[06:42:49] Not gonna lie, I don't know if the Twitch

[06:42:51] called badge one is a good photo.

[06:42:52] Really?

[06:42:54] I mean, but you're out of photos, so.

[06:42:56] Oh man, dude.

[06:42:59] Do I take a selfie real quick?

[06:43:02] No.

[06:43:03] Can I put a picture of Arthur on there?

[06:43:05] No.

[06:43:06] What, me and her?

[06:43:07] No.

[06:43:08] No?

[06:43:09] You and another girl?

[06:43:11] Why would anyone swipe?

[06:43:12] Why would anyone swipe to that?

[06:43:14] Because it shows that I get bitches.

[06:43:17] I mean, you have like a funny gift for us.

[06:43:19] Or send me a picture of my car.

[06:43:21] Yeah, there we go.

[06:43:23] Wait, what do you drive?

[06:43:25] I drive Nissan GT-R and I drive a Cadillac Escalade.

[06:43:29] Nah, you got it! You got it!

[06:43:36] What I don't drive is a McLaren into the side of the wall.

[06:43:40] Um, I think I know that reference, but could you explain it?

[06:43:46] Is it...

[06:43:47] That guy? The 20-year-old?

[06:43:49] What's his name? Jack?

[06:43:51] Oh, Jack Doherty.

[06:43:53] Yeah.

[06:43:55] That was a weirdo.

[06:43:57] Yeah. What do you drive?

[06:44:00] Audi R7.

[06:44:03] Damn, okay. 2021.

[06:44:05] Let's go. That's a nice car.

[06:44:08] Um...

[06:44:10] What about this one?

[06:44:12] What the fuck?

[06:44:14] No.

[06:44:15] He just showed me a picture of him

[06:44:17] with a green screen of

[06:44:19] people picking cotton.

[06:44:21] Uh...

[06:44:31] I'm from a different time on the internet, okay?

[06:44:34] No, no.

[06:44:36] Indem sent me that.

[06:44:38] Alright, let me search, let me search.

[06:44:39] A.P.L.O.

[06:44:40] I don't have many photos of myself.

[06:44:43] Why could Arthur give me a portable charger?

[06:44:46] Arthur!

[06:44:48] Can we get a charger?

[06:44:50] What about that?

[06:44:52] Hell no.

[06:44:53] Okay.

[06:44:54] Fuck no.

[06:44:56] What about that one?

[06:44:56] Ew, fuck no.

[06:44:58] Okay.

[06:45:00] Oh man.

[06:45:01] You have like a meme or something? Like a car pic. That car pic would be perfect.

[06:45:06] Oh, how about this one? This is the best I got.

[06:45:08] Alright, you need to get this figure this figure. It's the best you can get actually.

[06:45:12] Alright. Good enough.

[06:45:21] Thank you.

[06:45:23] There you go.

[06:45:24] Yep.

[06:45:25] Okay.

[06:45:28] Okay, so now we can connect it to the...

[06:45:31] Yeah.

[06:45:32] Can you disconnect yours?

[06:45:35] And I go here, and I click this. I go this.

[06:45:39] Why is it why tap starting on your phone to initiate?

[06:45:44] I don't know why it does that.

[06:45:49] This is not playing.

[06:45:57] Oh, no.

[06:45:58] Do I have to scan a QR code or something?

[06:46:02] No.

[06:46:03] Do I need this app on my phone for it to work?

[06:46:05] Well, maybe maybe I have the app.

[06:46:07] I don't know.

[06:46:08] I have to.

[06:46:11] Let me try.

[06:46:12] So I should.

[06:46:13] Are you on the right Wi-Fi?

[06:46:14] Yes.

[06:46:15] It's called.

[06:46:16] Yeah.

[06:46:20] I feel like I'm about to get fried on this app like truly.

[06:46:26] do you guys believe it?

[06:46:31] VpN?

[06:46:33] I think my VPN is off.

[06:46:49] Wait, I think I got it.

[06:46:51] I got it.

[06:46:54] All right.

[06:46:56] I'm nervous, chat.

[06:46:58] Jason, chat.

[06:46:58] Give me some advice.

[06:46:59] What do I do?

[06:47:02] So like, do I have to like pick women?

[06:47:04] Like, I'm gonna go find like a cow to slaughter

[06:47:07] or something?

[06:47:07] Oh, it worked.

[06:47:09] Yep.

[06:47:11] You just, you just,

[06:47:13] just raise.

[06:47:15] Yeah, you just let's see your typing woman. I'm actually kind of interested

[06:47:21] Okay

[06:47:26] Okay, here we go right your right your profile answers. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Select a prompt. Okay. Oh

[06:47:36] Oh, it's like what you had yeah, so

[06:47:38] um dating me is like typical Sunday if I was a 30 year old and I was looking for a

[06:47:48] man I would like a man that is educated and wise I go crazy for feet no you why

[06:47:58] would that be the first thing I'm sorry your child is saying my simple

[06:48:03] pleasures what's your life goal well I've achieved all my life goals

[06:48:08] Essentially it's a first starting a family like there's no way you can that can't be the because you're gonna look for a bunch of

[06:48:13] Baby crazy people and so that's not what you want, right?

[06:48:14] I like all my is to travel the world with someone that I truly care for

[06:48:20] That's some old head shit to be honest

[06:48:22] So let me get this straight this profile that you make here

[06:48:25] Is it meant to be like a shiny hook as if you're going fishing so it's essentially a lie

[06:48:31] Debate people in and then once you get them in you can talk to them

[06:48:35] Yeah, and then maybe they'll like you

[06:48:37] yeah okay um yeah let's be honest a life goal of mine is to find a woman with

[06:49:01] sexy feet who likes Nissan GT-R.

[06:49:13] We need help.

[06:49:15] I think we need a woman to write this.

[06:49:19] We need a woman to write this.

[06:49:21] To be honest, we gotta lie.

[06:49:23] Okay, we gotta lie, we gotta lie, we gotta lie.

[06:49:25] Life goal of mine is to just put some bullshit.

[06:49:29] Give me help, help me help.

[06:49:31] To travel the world with...

[06:49:33] the world but I hate traveling with okay someone and experience all that life has

[06:49:45] to offer perfect that is perfect parentheses I can pay for it I have some

[06:49:53] said life goal not it at 40 yeah hopefully you already reached your life

[06:49:59] those by now

[06:50:01] you think i'm forty

[06:50:05] now if i could just go okay okay this is an important part of you okay this is an important

[06:50:10] okay done done another one another problem uh typical typical sunday um

[06:50:20] listening to frank sinatra i do i mean you did that's a that's a listening to frank sinatra

[06:50:29] Yeah, smoke shit.

[06:50:35] Yeah.

[06:50:36] And working out.

[06:50:40] No?

[06:50:41] Yeah.

[06:50:42] Okay.

[06:50:43] Glad you're here.

[06:50:46] Select a prompt.

[06:50:47] What are you gonna afford with your dogs?

[06:50:50] Uh, probably, but I'm not gonna, I'm probably gonna be fattening them.

[06:50:54] Oh.

[06:50:55] My most irrational fear?

[06:50:57] My simple pleasures.

[06:51:03] My simple pleasures, you know.

[06:51:06] My simple pleasures?

[06:51:09] eating food off my partners now you cooked you cooked I'm kidding I'm kidding

[06:51:24] oh oh you wonder my simple I got I got you my simple pleasure is watching my

[06:51:32] friends and family enjoy in there I guess like be happy and enjoy life

[06:51:45] That is some that is some

[06:51:48] That's some 40 year old shit. That's gonna work

[06:51:52] No, that's actually good. Okay, if I was a 30 year old woman

[06:51:56] I was looking for someone that you know, I'm probably wanting to be a kid has been soon, you know

[06:52:02] If I'm on hinge, I'm 30 years old. I'm probably panicking like damn

[06:52:07] I just lost someone that I really care for now. I got hurry up and

[06:52:11] And you know accelerate things in my life so that I can have kids and a family soon. Okay

[06:52:17] So it's good. Got it. We go next

[06:52:21] Yeah, and a voice

[06:52:27] Yeah, let's go ahead and get that in Jax. Okay

[06:52:33] We pay for it. Yeah

[06:52:37] Yeah

[06:52:42] Unless unless you're gonna be on this I mean this might be the new wave be honest with you

[06:52:47] even know if there's 30 year olds on here never experienced you're not putting

[06:52:53] me on this after the whole bunch of kids no no no there's definitely obviously

[06:52:56] okay oh my god but I don't know I don't know what's gonna happen I've never done it

[06:53:03] oh man dude you know chat you guys aren't trying to make profiles the catfish

[06:53:09] Where are you?

[06:53:14] Wait, share your screen.

[06:53:16] Oh, no!

[06:53:17] This is so weird.

[06:53:18] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, before you show them.

[06:53:34] Wait, these are real people around here?

[06:53:36] Yeah, you want to pick this or no or open all?

[06:53:40] That's fine.

[06:53:41] And then, yes, you can share your screen now.

[06:53:44] Okay, we're good?

[06:53:46] Mm-hmm.

[06:53:47] Alright, what is going on here?

[06:53:49] So, it's literally your profile.

[06:53:51] Yup.

[06:53:52] a goal a lot of my truck is your pictures yes so explain each photo okay so

[06:53:57] this is me just in my way laughing at me dog

[06:54:01] no he's laughing at me because this is a good photo this is the good one you're

[06:54:08] in the fucking car got a you see the background okay you look good in that

[06:54:16] Okay, 33. I'm a man. I'm straight. This is me at the gym.

[06:54:27] Okay, pink shorts a little swan boy, but you know.

[06:54:30] You said they like it. Yeah.

[06:54:31] Oh, you said the young ones. Yeah.

[06:54:33] Okay, well maybe not too young, right?

[06:54:36] Um, there's me and Emily. Okay, there's me again.

[06:54:45] There's me again. And there's me.

[06:54:48] Is this all that you have to go off of before people swipe up or down are you?

[06:54:51] I mean honestly that's not a horrible photo.

[06:54:54] Which one?

[06:54:55] This last one?

[06:54:56] The TwitchCon one is really fucking with me.

[06:54:58] Yeah but they see my watch and my chain and my power vans and my arm.

[06:55:03] Honestly it's not bad.

[06:55:04] So let's get to swiping.

[06:55:07] Okay so now hit done?

[06:55:08] Yep.

[06:55:09] Okay now what?

[06:55:10] I don't know what this is.

[06:55:11] The bottom left, the H.

[06:55:12] The H?

[06:55:13] someone you're into send a like the okay okay oh wait yeah give our verify okay

[06:55:27] how do I get verified verify me I'm sure like I'm ready bro I'm here bro this

[06:55:50] is move closer like what the fuck you mean move closer there you go away yeah

[06:55:58] okay all right all right so this is it this is my first one I mean what they

[06:56:13] for the gifted sorry what do you say what's your what's your type I mean this

[06:56:19] This girl Abby looks like my friend Bruce, I don't know what to tell you.

[06:56:26] How do we skip?

[06:56:27] The X on the bottom left.

[06:56:32] Bro, this Brandon?

[06:56:35] How do you know?

[06:56:40] Brandon kind of looks good.

[06:56:42] What if I told you that my parents named me Brandon through HumbleMe?

[06:56:50] You know.

[06:56:51] Dude, I'm not gonna lie.

[06:56:52] That's you, that's you.

[06:56:54] I'm gonna be honest. This whole thing is creeping me out. How this looks like I'm going window shopping for women

[06:57:02] This is this is a dating app, bro. My whole shtick on twitch is making women feel uncomfortable

[06:57:09] with consent

[06:57:12] Thank you for adding that okay, and I have never been more uncomfortable in my life than I am in this moment right now on this app

[06:57:19] When I was out on stage next to you and his son in front of the crowd see stuff

[06:57:23] You're watching it didn't bother me at all, but this like I have a feeling in my stomach right now

[06:57:27] Like I'm scared. I mean listen your elo is pretty high, bro

[06:57:31] I think you get to swipe in and stop fucking bitching. Okay. I'm sorry

[06:57:35] so oh

[06:57:37] I don't like far

[06:57:42] Don't hate me if I'm funnier than you. I don't who are you talking to I'm

[06:57:45] I don't know you're fucking your top. She's like a twitch like I mean she's not gonna hit me back

[06:57:51] So it doesn't even matter so so like a photo. Are you are you like her? Are you a snow bunny warrior?

[06:58:00] Like you are if you like

[06:58:02] She's like you are snow bunny warrior. I

[06:58:05] Don't I don't I I don't know what that means winter soldier milk man

[06:58:14] She's so pretty I mean she's okay. Yeah

[06:58:19] She's okay, y'all.

[06:58:21] Oh man, this is so weird, dude.

[06:58:23] How do people do this?

[06:58:25] What do you mean? Listen.

[06:58:27] Are you scared of being like...

[06:58:29] I am gonna use my Twitch viewership

[06:58:31] and I'm gonna leverage...

[06:58:33] No, listen, it's your preference.

[06:58:35] Listen, people cannot judge you off your preference.

[06:58:37] If you don't find someone attractive, then that's just...

[06:58:39] I mean, she's not...

[06:58:41] She's not not attractive, right?

[06:58:43] I don't like that her name is Brandon

[06:58:45] and I think that's a deal breaker.

[06:58:47] me in the wild okay well I'm allergic to everything in this one 30 okay what's

[06:59:01] going on this photo coffee shop go for a swim read nope can't swim hey coffee

[06:59:08] what's this you see what is going on here see that's why the photo is with the

[06:59:13] guy like a one guy one girl it's like we're like why you want a dating app

[06:59:16] And you're going to date with another guy already was that her mom? Maybe her mom though. She on this shit

[06:59:22] Yeah, swipe up and be like what's your mom's name?

[06:59:27] No, we can't be doing it

[06:59:30] Nope, she might be too young

[06:59:32] She was 30 oh

[06:59:36] Red solo cup

[06:59:38] Red solo cup at the age of 30 might be crazy next year. I plan to purchase my first investment property

[06:59:45] I sales engineer Christian Houston conservative. Oh, she's probably racist. Oh

[06:59:51] Yeah, oh, yeah, she'd be saying it

[06:59:55] well

[06:59:57] I kind of like that though. What would you say you like race play? I mean oral does

[07:00:04] Interesting, I said you swipe up man. How do I swipe up you click the heart?

[07:00:08] We got one racist now you click add a comment and then hit her with

[07:00:16] What?

[07:00:21] be like

[07:00:23] be like

[07:00:26] Hmm. Well, you have to this like the first one because if she doesn't then the whole thing's right

[07:00:31] You know what that might be good because you know why it's different

[07:00:40] Different it's not like a you're so beautiful like that's so boring

[07:00:45] No, just leave it as do you like black people.

[07:00:48] Have you done?

[07:00:49] Yep, said.

[07:00:51] I don't want to give her a priority like.

[07:00:52] Okay, and then just send her, send her, what, you just gave her a pro, you just gave her a rose, that was your priority like.

[07:00:58] Oh!

[07:01:01] Well, we better hope she, vibes back.

[07:01:04] I thought it was the exit, I'm sorry.

[07:01:07] Well, I mean, we have one rose, so...

[07:01:11] Oh, she got her dogs on already.

[07:01:13] What did you do?

[07:01:14] What, sorry.

[07:01:15] you should buy a boost to see if you get like once you get a boost like people tend to like

[07:01:21] like your profile this costs money yeah increase your chances of getting more likes with a 24 hour

[07:01:28] super boost what the f is it gotcha game fine i'll pay for it man whatever one just bought the one

[07:01:35] boost about three right here you're gonna come back on this i i don't know what i'm doing boost now

[07:01:41] There we go. You should power it up. There we fucking go.

[07:01:47] It says you're new, you have no likes yet. Everyone hates me.

[07:01:49] Nah, give it time.

[07:01:51] Okay, now do we go back to the H?

[07:01:52] Yep. Now we keep going. Are you a picky guy?

[07:01:58] Not really. Oh, she's kinda cute. What type of car is she driving?

[07:02:06] Hell fuck, maybe US then.

[07:02:09] Someone who can explain football to me while I think about how pretty the team's colors are?

[07:02:14] Dude, I got like a feeling in my stomach, bro. Typical Sunday meditation platties followed by drinks on east with friends. It's all about balance

[07:02:29] I mean I kind of like her. She's cool

[07:02:33] Okay, she looks good. So be like

[07:02:36] Okay

[07:02:38] That white

[07:02:40] You know, I have a couple one-liners, but let's hear it. I don't know if it would work on

[07:02:46] She's 25 I think

[07:02:49] Um

[07:02:51] I like that you are not afraid to have your feet out in the photo.

[07:03:00] What is the first thing you notice in that photo?

[07:03:02] She has her toes done white.

[07:03:04] Oh, fuck!

[07:03:08] Okay, I can't do this app, guys.

[07:03:10] No, no, listen.

[07:03:11] I can't.

[07:03:12] We need at least one message back.

[07:03:15] Hello?

[07:03:16] Just be like, I want you same-day delivery.

[07:03:18] What?

[07:03:19] I want you same-day delivery?

[07:03:22] same day delivery that's what that's my same day delivery that's all you say

[07:03:31] does this ever work yeah actually but I don't know that'll work on 30 year olds

[07:03:42] do you want to be famous I can change your life like I did with okay you want

[07:03:55] you respond is just just tell them what's your cash out okay this is dude is

[07:04:05] this what the normal person goes through to find partners in the current day and

[07:04:08] age because if that's the case this is my one's depressed it's like this is

[07:04:15] insane like this is not real like hey no man that's boring okay you say it you

[07:04:25] you said you said you pick please I'm gonna get banned for harassment this is

[07:04:37] harassment I want you same-day delivery

[07:04:42] Chas this harassment is that that's not harassment okay we're sending it when

[07:04:59] we see you you got good elo wait I'm not gonna lie we went like this one I

[07:05:04] I bet you can't beat me in a poppy shop.

[07:05:06] Who's we?

[07:05:07] What?

[07:05:08] It's you!

[07:05:10] Oh my god, this is like a non-crazy version of catchy.

[07:05:14] Yo, like that's you! I can literally see...

[07:05:17] I can see all together!

[07:05:20] 30? That's literally you!

[07:05:22] Bro, we might have found it, dog.

[07:05:25] What do you mean it?

[07:05:29] What the fuck?

[07:05:31] Outdoor sports without...

[07:05:34] Do I play sports I play sports, okay, I know exactly

[07:05:49] I think I found my wife bro, okay, so I feel I'd be like

[07:05:54] You know I have a couple of ones

[07:05:56] No, I got this. Okay. Hey, I know this key. You can't mess this one up

[07:06:02] I know this will be hard to believe you could use your rose on her

[07:06:07] But I think you might be the one I

[07:06:17] Can change your life see now you're the better

[07:06:22] Stamming

[07:06:23] Help me. I am depressed. I'm skinny

[07:06:27] Okay, okay, you shook me. You shook me. You shook me. You shook me. You shook me. You shook me

[07:06:31] There's a fucking attack you too long too long too long man. I don't understand just

[07:06:42] with the give me a chance you won't regret it

[07:06:47] was that threat in the relay?

[07:06:49] hahahahahaha

[07:06:53] yo it is Breach-ass

[07:06:55] all of that

[07:06:57] yeah no he's got over a million in his bank account

[07:07:00] ahhh

[07:07:01] yeah a couple of counts

[07:07:03] wow

[07:07:06] uh wait go to the sports school

[07:07:07] wait no no

[07:07:08] okay listen

[07:07:09] just swipe up on that

[07:07:11] and then be like

[07:07:12] I play sports no wanna go ice-skate. No

[07:07:20] Okay, I'm sorry hit it with the hit it with the

[07:07:26] child child

[07:07:28] Hit it with that

[07:07:32] Sometimes I be hitting that but you're too old to be hitting that

[07:07:36] Don't say okay yellow fever. No, no, no

[07:07:41] Okay, let's change the world. Let's create art. There we go. Hey, are we fucking?

[07:07:50] wait she's canadian she loves hockey

[07:08:08] okay i'm sorry i don't i don't know what i'm doing i don't know what i'm doing

[07:08:17] short term a jb hockey mvp

[07:08:19] actually just hit it

[07:08:20] let's go ice skating

[07:08:24] sometimes

[07:08:28] man dude this is impossible

[07:08:29] no no no listen

[07:08:31] this is the only one girl

[07:08:33] but i think she's the one

[07:08:35] so get this right

[07:08:36] This is the one dude.

[07:08:41] I don't know.

[07:08:43] Wouldn't it make sense if we had a girl telling us

[07:08:44] what the right, because they know?

[07:08:46] No, because girls don't text guys initially.

[07:08:50] Should we mention ice skating or not, Chats?

[07:08:57] Yes.

[07:08:59] Yes.

[07:09:03] Hey, I, do you start with hate?

[07:09:08] No, just be like, we've got to go ice skating sometime.

[07:09:14] Let's go ice skating.

[07:09:17] Honestly, I think that like 30 year olds are way more direct and less corny.

[07:09:23] Let's go ice skating sometime.

[07:09:26] We can break the ice.

[07:09:30] Ha ha.

[07:09:31] See, now you're, now you're, can't increase your, and you see, this rich ass laugh.

[07:09:40] I know hey

[07:09:48] I mean I guess sometimes we can break the ice

[07:09:53] fuck it you know what fuck it just send it send it send it send it

[07:09:57] all right now let's go on active today

[07:10:01] so we can maybe get a match back

[07:10:04] I think with the high school with this girl

[07:10:08] what yeah are you bored of race here

[07:10:11] Nope

[07:10:15] Nope, I don't like this

[07:10:20] No, I can't swim

[07:10:26] Nope

[07:10:44] I feel like she'd be fun. Oh, no, bro. Someone says soil bro Christian and spiritual I

[07:11:14] Don't I don't I don't like this one

[07:11:17] This one

[07:11:18] What I?

[07:11:20] Don't like this one either you can swipe you can go through other photos of you know, I already can tell okay, then click X

[07:11:29] Whoa, oh

[07:11:32] Hell no, what would you go skydiving? I would go

[07:11:37] No, I would go no sure what?

[07:11:42] I want to well, I'm not possible. Yes, it is you can film that on stream. Yes

[07:11:47] Yes.

[07:11:48] What?

[07:11:49] Yes.

[07:11:50] What about Wi-Fi?

[07:11:51] You'll be fine.

[07:11:52] No way.

[07:11:53] It sounds nice.

[07:11:54] Yes.

[07:11:55] You can do this.

[07:11:56] I'm pretty sure Raynad did this.

[07:11:57] Oh, Emily wants to go.

[07:11:58] You should go with her.

[07:11:59] I want to go skydiving.

[07:12:00] Bro.

[07:12:01] You can be on top of Emily.

[07:12:02] She can be at the bottom like this.

[07:12:03] And you guys can do it together.

[07:12:05] I would prefer to have a professional on my back.

[07:12:08] You guys figure it out?

[07:12:09] I don't know.

[07:12:10] Bro, there's no way y'all can't figure this out.

[07:12:13] I mean...

[07:12:14] Alright, we're skipping her.

[07:12:19] Nina?

[07:12:20] Oh, I love the Smogus!

[07:12:25] Okay.

[07:12:27] Oh, but she goes out to clubs.

[07:12:33] Just, just, just starts...

[07:12:35] You're not gonna get a match in Tom.

[07:12:37] I'm just asking everyone, alright?

[07:12:39] You want me to just talk to this one?

[07:12:41] Why do you keep saying this one?

[07:12:45] Dude, there's, there's a lot of Christians down here, man.

[07:12:49] What? What?

[07:12:51] What? Everyone's Christian. I don't understand why we're hitting that one.

[07:12:54] just just she looks good I know she does so she's she's conservative oh you're

[07:13:04] liberal no but like I don't okay in Texas yeah I like this one this one's

[07:13:14] fine um yes wipe up on her and be like blonde looks good on you but I think

[07:13:26] black would look even better. Love it. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. But I'm not that black. I

[07:13:41] don't put them there. But I'm not that black. Is that racist? I'm not being racist. You're literally

[07:13:52] black. But I'm not that black. Dude, that's what Bruce Rappenau said, bro. Bruce said you're not

[07:13:58] that black? When he joined OTK, he said he's the first black person in OTK.

[07:14:02] Okay. That was already in your work.

[07:14:06] That should tell you the answer to that one.

[07:14:10] Okay. Send it.

[07:14:14] Yep. Go. Hold on.

[07:14:20] Let's check. I think your boost is glitch or something.

[07:14:24] Anyways, keep going.

[07:14:28] Are you embarrassed me right now? What am I supposed to do, bro?

[07:14:32] You got to keep going

[07:14:34] You might start spamming but am I that desperate? Yes

[07:14:39] We need at least one chat. Okay bad

[07:14:44] Which one is it 30 year olds have jobs bro, she looks like someone I know

[07:14:52] Kind of a little bit older. Oh my god. I like we talked this one

[07:15:01] one. Hello would you care to have a conversation. That's a good one. I mean, sounds very creepy.

[07:15:22] And not the, you know, Blondlyn's going to you, but black. That's not creepy. No. Okay,

[07:15:28] I don't need it.

[07:15:29] I truly don't.

[07:15:30] That's like an NPC response.

[07:15:32] Our NPC message.

[07:15:39] Just, just, let's get some one-liners and start spamming.

[07:15:42] Okay.

[07:15:43] Okay.

[07:15:44] One line chat.

[07:15:45] Quick.

[07:15:48] Use AI.

[07:15:50] Be like,

[07:15:53] see.

[07:15:55] Are you a beaver?

[07:15:56] Cause damn.

[07:16:00] Just go on every girl and be like, I can't handle you.

[07:16:04] I can't handle you.

[07:16:09] I can't handle you.

[07:16:10] Or you can go on each one and be like, I have an idea.

[07:16:14] I got an idea.

[07:16:17] I got an idea and just started spamming that.

[07:16:20] I got an idea.

[07:16:22] That's it?

[07:16:23] That's how you start a conversation?

[07:16:24] With a light bulb.

[07:16:25] So then next, so the girl will respond.

[07:16:29] She likes you.

[07:16:31] She'll be like, what's your idea?

[07:16:32] And then you can hit her with your idea.

[07:16:36] work for me okay because girls gonna be curious what's what's his idea okay is

[07:16:46] that right wait I gotta put the emoji on here

[07:16:52] why do you need to hide your emojis well I don't know what was gonna show up

[07:16:57] there what the fuck do you have your emojis I don't have anything I just

[07:17:00] didn't know how it worked because like maybe it showed my pictures or something

[07:17:03] Okay, I got an idea.

[07:17:06] Yep.

[07:17:07] And we're just gonna copy and paste this.

[07:17:12] Okay.

[07:17:14] Send.

[07:17:15] Boom, start spending it.

[07:17:17] Okay, this girl in here looks like she's smarter than me.

[07:17:20] Was that racist?

[07:17:21] How was that racist?

[07:17:23] I mean, yeah, look at her. She already is.

[07:17:26] 34?

[07:17:32] I don't know, because I feel like you feel older than me.

[07:17:35] 34.

[07:17:37] God damn 34 on hinges crazy.

[07:17:41] Should I not be on here?

[07:17:44] No, but you're streaming.

[07:17:46] Oh!

[07:17:47] That's a Nissan!

[07:17:49] Whoa!

[07:17:50] Wait a minute, I have it, I'm just going to tell her I have a GTR.

[07:17:57] That should work.

[07:17:58] Yeah.

[07:17:59] Be like, I drive a GTR.

[07:18:02] Hello?

[07:18:03] I have a Nissan GTR.

[07:18:06] GTR 2023, would you like to go on a ride?

[07:18:14] You should go on the car, dude.

[07:18:16] Why you do it on that one?

[07:18:17] Oh, it's per photo.

[07:18:19] Yeah.

[07:18:20] Ah, crap.

[07:18:21] How'd I get out of here?

[07:18:23] That's cool.

[07:18:27] I have a Nissan GTR.

[07:18:30] Would you like to go on a ride?

[07:18:34] Sounds like a car.

[07:18:36] It has 740 horsepower.

[07:18:40] Trust me, this is going to work.

[07:18:43] I think it's about zero.

[07:18:45] Yeah, because we're doing it your way.

[07:18:47] 0 to 60 in 2.6 seconds.

[07:18:53] You can drive.

[07:19:00] Now, how do I check if I got likes now?

[07:19:12] Jason, is there a refresh?

[07:19:14] There you go.

[07:19:15] We started after some.

[07:19:17] you're new no likes yet

[07:19:33] well we got to all

[07:19:37] like my photo

[07:19:40] oh my god so was working

[07:19:42] oh hey this is my mom

[07:19:46] okay so quick because i'll go through a profile

[07:19:48] drinking this one

[07:19:51] drinking a glass of wine

[07:19:53] oh my god

[07:19:54] get in some dirty old shit, but I don't know who is she

[07:19:57] she got three pictures

[07:19:58] she's a cop

[07:20:04] she's a cop

[07:20:06] that's your body

[07:20:08] oh my goodness

[07:20:12] well my mom said I didn't need to get some more black women in my life

[07:20:15] this is black as they can get

[07:20:21] oh my god

[07:20:27] wait what's so funny

[07:20:30] what?

[07:20:33] is she in chat right now?

[07:20:38] Listen, I'm gonna keep it real, Jason.

[07:20:42] I got, I got, it's catchy downstairs, my guy, so I'm pretty sure we're okay by this one.

[07:20:49] I'm just gonna keep it real.

[07:20:51] I'm just gonna keep it one-heartedly.

[07:20:53] Like, I don't know what to tell you about that.

[07:20:56] Like, we're okay, man.

[07:20:58] You're so weird.

[07:20:59] You're actually like, I'm okay, you know?

[07:21:03] Like, I'm okay.

[07:21:05] Alright, they clicked the edge.

[07:21:06] They know.

[07:21:07] Like,

[07:21:08] you have sex like I'm good man you know like you know there's always so much I

[07:21:11] can go for the content you know

[07:21:14] uh...

[07:21:15] but it's not making fun of it

[07:21:19] I don't laugh like I'm rich okay that's so fucked up to say

[07:21:24] yes you do

[07:21:24] no I don't bro

[07:21:26] I don't do

[07:21:28] wait can I be her friend though like maybe she's supposed to be friends

[07:21:31] chat with me

[07:21:33] you like

[07:21:34] is this the chat button?

[07:21:35] yeah

[07:21:37] She liked the twitch call photo of all photos?

[07:21:40] Wasn't that a red flag?

[07:21:42] No, it's not.

[07:21:43] That's surprising.

[07:21:44] Oh my god.

[07:21:49] Wait, maybe it's a viewer.

[07:21:54] There's no way.

[07:21:55] Is that what you're viewers?

[07:21:56] I think this was a viewer.

[07:21:58] I think yes.

[07:21:59] Yes.

[07:22:00] I think this is a viewer.

[07:22:01] OK.

[07:22:04] Ask.

[07:22:06] Do you watch twitch?

[07:22:11] What the fuck am I doing?

[07:22:22] Gash your body right there.

[07:22:26] Being avoided and talking shit, this person is going to beat the hell out of me.

[07:22:31] Oh my god, I won't shut up by the WNBA playoffs.

[07:22:36] I'm so sorry.

[07:22:41] Yeah, it seems we ain't got it like you, dawg.

[07:22:43] What do you mean?

[07:22:44] It takes time.

[07:22:45] Bro, we ain't got it, bro.

[07:22:46] I don't got it either.

[07:22:48] Can I see some of the ones that you were matching with?

[07:22:51] Yeah.

[07:22:51] Okay.

[07:22:52] Yeah.

[07:22:54] Let me see.

[07:22:54] Let me see who you got.

[07:22:55] because uh I feel like maybe I'm just not that guy bro yeah I think so wait

[07:23:12] maybe you reconnect sorry cuz the app still open nice all right chat I think

[07:23:32] here's the deal chat according to his app we're looking for like middle-aged

[07:23:37] kind of overweight black women I think that's what we're gonna be getting here

[07:23:40] So from what I've learned from this unless I use my my twitch clout to get women

[07:23:48] It's just not gonna happen. So use it for to get women. I mean, I mean I do Jason Jason them downstairs

[07:24:02] I mean, I mean they're here

[07:24:04] you know like she said you're so many oh my god brother oh you have so many no

[07:24:24] no I'm not scroll down let me see what you got man I've never had this many

[07:24:29] likes before I'll be honest I think after I hit a hundred K you know you think

[07:24:33] she knows who you are probably oh my god let me see reply her name is just in I

[07:24:45] smell be it this is her what the fuck I smell me and eight business days how much

[07:24:56] do you missy she responded already bro okay I'm gonna hit her with that oh

[07:25:02] Oh chat we ain't got say how about you help me how much you miss me I don't know

[07:25:08] I got how do you even like what is she flirting is that a flirt I don't

[07:25:12] understand what's happening I don't know I think she wants me to say how much I

[07:25:16] miss her well how much do you miss her wait what she look like hold on now

[07:25:20] How old is she 19 20, bro, I can't even talk I can't even this conversation

[07:25:29] I don't know what to tell you bro. Love takes time Wow

[07:25:35] Dude that was such a good reply I

[07:25:38] Stole it from chat

[07:25:43] Tell me why you're the only guy right now. He likes that's actually my type

[07:25:49] What you got a lot of Asians on there, too, bro

[07:25:52] Yeah, I kind of put my preference.

[07:25:55] Oh, you like Asians?

[07:25:57] Yeah.

[07:25:58] Okay.

[07:25:59] There's a three of them in this house.

[07:26:03] Yeah, no, but...

[07:26:05] Oh, how old is she?

[07:26:07] Oh, we have her.

[07:26:09] Mulaney?

[07:26:10] Wait, aren't people just now going to add her on Discord from the chat?

[07:26:14] Yup.

[07:26:15] Yeah, I've got a bit too many Discords.

[07:26:20] I

[07:26:26] You so fucking rich

[07:26:35] When's last time you were in love never been but maybe you can be the first bro, what?

[07:26:40] Let me see your profile my profile

[07:26:44] Hers hers hers yours isn't shitty. He was Alex or some shit

[07:26:50] These are all girls that master view

[07:26:53] No, sometimes I yeah

[07:26:59] No, she was good

[07:27:02] I should have I should have done everything in my my power to save that relationship with Milena because my future is dark

[07:27:09] And I mean dark like those two 30

[07:27:17] Yo, do you not like your own race? I love it. Look at Senna. I would date Senna in a minute. What?

[07:27:27] bro you put me in corner bro I don't stream this time of night because I

[07:27:33] start saying shit I shouldn't say what I'm offline five hours ago we should

[07:27:37] get some wine going no no brother brother brother no no we we turned that

[07:27:42] shit off chat you know what happens when it gets dark out it's literally 5 p.m.

[07:27:50] Bro, bro, the Sun says in like three hours, bro

[07:27:55] and fan

[07:27:57] Bro

[07:27:59] Listen here

[07:28:01] I'm keep it 100p, bro

[07:28:03] Well, how can I tell if I messaged the girls if they responded or not when they respond back?

[07:28:12] Their turn one

[07:28:14] Damn, even the girl. I just mentioned a message or shame reply. Oh, it's over

[07:28:21] This is when you start spam liking

[07:28:23] Isn't that desperate?

[07:28:26] Bro, what is this shit?

[07:28:28] Well listen, yeah, you can come on

[07:28:33] Yeah

[07:28:36] Really?

[07:28:39] Do I laugh like a jackass?

[07:28:43] Oh no, I'm not, I mean Jason's richer than I am so.

[07:28:48] Oh man, dude.

[07:28:53] I mean I got two but like

[07:28:55] They couldn't fit an average size robot, so

[07:29:01] That was him

[07:29:11] Oh, yeah, that was all dude James listen he he has he has it he has the it factor

[07:29:18] She ain't calling me. What is she?

[07:29:25] Nope

[07:29:28] But that but she ain't calling

[07:29:31] No, she ain't calling it's on D&D. I'm on D&D, but oh she is. Oh, she's pissed. She is calling. Oh

[07:29:41] Shit

[07:29:44] Bro, bro, it's in a good couple though

[07:29:51] No, listen

[07:29:55] That's not what I meant though

[07:30:02] I mean if the option was there

[07:30:09] For you aren't you like fucking aren't you dammit 30 yourself?

[07:30:18] Who who are you talking to?

[07:30:28] Yeah, but I said bro bro

[07:30:31] She was 20. I did ask to go to the profile so I could see no

[07:30:39] I tried to let it slide, but that made me uncomfortable.

[07:30:41] Sina, Sina, you're closer to me than you are to him.

[07:30:46] In age.

[07:30:48] Jason?

[07:30:50] You, I mean, that's a true statistic.

[07:30:52] Jason, Jason, you have to get back in this house somehow.

[07:30:56] How are you going to do that?

[07:30:58] Bro, he can stay here, bro.

[07:31:01] Listen, asshole, he's going to go on your hinges

[07:31:04] and start DMing 19-year-old girls, OK?

[07:31:06] No, I'm not.

[07:31:07] No!

[07:31:07] Yo, Sina, you're going to stop, girl?

[07:31:10] Bro, bro, that's a compliment. You'd be so lucky.

[07:31:17] Yo, uh, see, he's talking crazy right now.

[07:31:22] Bro, you'd be so lucky.

[07:31:24] And listen, I meant to say someone likes it.

[07:31:29] Listen, baby, listen, you'd be so lucky.

[07:31:31] Oh, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.

[07:31:33] Yeah! What the fuck?

[07:31:40] I'm gonna have to profusely apologize for her and and like I'm Jason that's I'm in so much trouble. She's gonna kill me

[07:31:59] Says gonna beat the living shit out of me for that

[07:32:03] Please tell her it was all just for the bit

[07:32:08] Okay, please answer please answer

[07:33:15] deeply and I'm just looking for this a nice you know best friend like relationship that's

[07:33:21] all and I just used you because you know you're one of my closest friends that's all and you're

[07:33:26] black.

[07:33:27] Thanks.

[07:33:28] He doesn't want to lose you.

[07:33:29] Yeah I don't want to lose you too.

[07:33:30] I do.

[07:33:31] Well I care about you too but I am changing your name.

[07:33:35] Goodbye.

[07:33:36] Okay bye.

[07:33:40] I'm with my uncle.

[07:33:41] Huh?

[07:33:51] I'm with my uncle.

[07:33:52] I'm good how are you?

[07:33:53] Good.

[07:33:54] with my uncle. I'm good. How are you? Good. What's what's going on? Oh, okay. Why are we just

[07:34:08] cracking me sometimes? Yeah, I wish my mom called me. What? Man, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[07:34:15] Uh, yeah, but I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Listen, brother, I'm gonna keep it real. Yeah, you

[07:34:57] keep refreshing the app. It says no likes yet. We're here to help. So I think it

[07:35:05] might just be cooked brother I think I think whatever one has been saying

[07:35:10] about me how the only reason that girls even talk to me is because of my twitch

[07:35:13] status I think it's true I think if I didn't have this I think I'd be I'd be

[07:35:18] with I mean you should be fair you only swipe like five times yeah but no one

[07:35:25] likes me though you had two likes that was pretty good yeah

[07:35:32] Yeah, I mean, you know, I just, I'm a little bit rusty with the game.

[07:35:50] I don't have the, I don't have the same sort of, uh, risk that you do, you know?

[07:35:59] You know what the lady's like, you know?

[07:36:02] You got the hair, you got it going.

[07:36:04] I'm just a little bit out of touch and not only did I get no likes on this app,

[07:36:09] I might have lost my best friend, Sina, because I made a bad joke.

[07:36:14] So, this whole thing, this might have been just a massive L for your boy, but maybe that

[07:36:21] one girl will message me.

[07:36:23] What if she doesn't?

[07:36:25] I'm gonna find her.

[07:36:30] I'm just kidding.

[07:36:46] I'm sure she'll message me back.

[07:36:48] She's probably just busy.

[07:36:49] It's five o'clock.

[07:36:50] She's probably just gonna have work, man.

[07:36:51] Oh!

[07:36:52] The 30 year old at work man, you didn't even swipe that much oh

[07:36:57] Man, dude, it's white bad. Oh

[07:37:00] How do I refresh you we stretch some more if you want I'm down you got a swipe until you get a cover station

[07:37:06] Bro, it ain't

[07:37:10] We try again

[07:37:12] Not try again. Is this gonna work? Oh

[07:37:18] Did easy

[07:37:20] Okay, we tried again.

[07:37:24] I feel like I can't be too picky at this point, because like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm repicking

[07:37:27] that one.

[07:37:28] Okay, I feel like I can't be too picky, because it's just, I ain't that guy.

[07:37:33] Alright, Stephanie, looking for someone to share life with, someone who is kind as

[07:37:38] a great, that's me.

[07:37:42] That's me.

[07:37:44] She looks like Riley Reed, bro.

[07:37:46] We're probably less ran through.

[07:37:48] I don't even know at this point, bro, bro, wait, I'm not can I be honest with you?

[07:38:03] Listen, beggars can't be choosers, bro. You don't start spam liking. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna be honest

[07:38:08] She seems kind of old to me. Do I seem old to people?

[07:38:12] Are you fucking kidding me?

[07:38:14] There is not too old for you.

[07:38:16] No, she's seeming old.

[07:38:18] What?

[07:38:20] Ah, I'm not old.

[07:38:22] Wait, let me see.

[07:38:24] She does not seem too old for you.

[07:38:26] What?

[07:38:28] You're literally...

[07:38:30] You're old as shit.

[07:38:32] Okay, wait.

[07:38:34] Let's see.

[07:38:36] Someone to share life with.

[07:38:38] Okay.

[07:38:40] life with you

[07:38:43] i am kind

[07:38:46] hoops

[07:38:47] i'm not almond i am kind

[07:38:50] and i am funny

[07:38:54] what the fuck is this gap?

[07:38:56] what? i'm just...

[07:38:59] come on

[07:39:00] how do you text people?

[07:39:04] oh my god

[07:39:05] get that fucking way... get that picture away! why? what's wrong with pumpkins?

[07:39:09] get that picture fucking way! i'm sorry i'm sorry what happened? what happened?

[07:39:13] what happened

[07:39:15] we're skipping her to the pumpkin's

[07:39:17] okay i thought she was going to

[07:39:19] which is happened

[07:39:23] ptsd

[07:39:25] hello

[07:39:26] it's always sunny

[07:39:29] thirty six

[07:39:32] uh... man is this is this is this how old that i look

[07:39:36] because these people look old

[07:39:38] do i look this old

[07:39:42] is this how old i look

[07:39:48] Nick, are you serious?

[07:39:49] I mean, you can pick your preferences.

[07:39:54] How?

[07:39:54] Like Imperial How?

[07:39:57] That's how fucking legal it is.

[07:40:00] Oh.

[07:40:01] Yeah, no, you've got to start spam-liking.

[07:40:04] Oh, no.

[07:40:05] If you smack your food, just block me.

[07:40:07] Oh, bro, I eat like a cow.

[07:40:08] No, I smack like shit.

[07:40:10] Yeah, I eat like a cow.

[07:40:13] I got to hit no, I'm sorry.

[07:40:16] Is this catchy?

[07:40:18] No, everything reminds you of her.

[07:40:21] I know.

[07:40:21] That's been so much trouble recently.

[07:40:25] Oh, how old is she?

[07:40:28] Bro, closer to me or closer to you?

[07:40:31] Closer to you, dog?

[07:40:34] But not that close, but closer.

[07:40:38] Like, I wouldn't get canceled on Twitter over it.

[07:40:42] No, you wouldn't.

[07:40:46] I like this person.

[07:40:49] Become an oncologist.

[07:40:53] OK.

[07:40:54] Oh, you need to start spam like him real fuck analyzing every photo you just just be like

[07:41:03] Like 30 years would just type like NPCs like just I am interested in you

[07:41:16] Bro, bro. How do you how do you look like you should give us a one-liner?

[07:41:21] How do I look how she looked like AC in this one and then one of the bow test sisters in this one

[07:41:27] You want to try it? Thank you for the five

[07:41:30] What is it?

[07:41:31] Wait what what's the one-liner she was stole my heart you stole wait this works for the other way around

[07:41:38] Well, I guess it works. It's you stole my heart. Can you pound inside me instead?

[07:41:45] What

[07:41:48] It looks good do not say that I think it's funny

[07:41:53] You want her to pound you yeah, it's funny. So if you were a 30-year-old woman, you're not you're in a swipe

[07:42:01] Well I get banned for harassment.

[07:42:05] Is this harassment?

[07:42:09] Okay, no guillotine can take away the head I'm about to give you.

[07:42:13] I like that one, but you gotta keep in mind this is a 30 year old woman.

[07:42:20] She probably likes getting eaten out.

[07:42:24] Yeah, but I feel like you gotta go about it a mature way.

[07:42:28] Maybe I would my...

[07:42:32] I would...may I offer you...may I interest you in some kind of ingus?

[07:42:36] May I interest you in some...

[07:42:41] Hi, Spelt?

[07:42:42] C-U-N-N-I-L-I-G-N-O-L-A-U-S

[07:42:50] The best spelt room?

[07:42:54] Yeah.

[07:42:55] What? I should undercut...

[07:42:57] Yeah.

[07:42:58] Oh, no. Without the O?

[07:43:00] You're still there really wrong.

[07:43:04] Okay.

[07:43:05] Okay, yeah.

[07:43:06] It's uh...

[07:43:08] I spent over like 50 bucks on this app. I feel like I'm about to get banned.

[07:43:12] Eating a girl out.

[07:43:14] Felatio is a blow job.

[07:43:18] Interesting. Vocabulary. I'm gonna add that to my bag.

[07:43:21] She's very mature.

[07:43:23] Kind of lingus. Felatius.

[07:43:24] Felatio.

[07:43:25] Felatio.

[07:43:26] Interesting.

[07:43:28] Yeah, you stop looking at profiles and just start-

[07:43:30] Should I ask, what does selling mean?

[07:43:32] Selling?

[07:43:33] Does that mean like throwing?

[07:43:34] Yeah.

[07:43:35] Oh, okay.

[07:43:36] Yeah, what is the mad- is mad ugly just like fishing for compliments?

[07:43:41] Yes.

[07:43:42] Ah!

[07:43:44] Well, I'm just mad. Yeah.

[07:43:45] I'm only asking because I'm mad ugly.

[07:43:47] Right, guys?

[07:43:49] Bruh.

[07:43:49] Mad ugly!

[07:43:56] Jason.

[07:43:58] We're- we're fried, man.

[07:43:59] This is depressing.

[07:44:00] I think it's over.

[07:44:01] I think it's over, man.

[07:44:02] It's okay at least you're not mad ugly like I am

[07:44:11] Restart I did I restarted

[07:44:18] Go ahead and your subscription to hingex go ahead

[07:44:21] Contact your bank and maybe

[07:44:26] Damn brother like you ever think at night like

[07:44:32] I'm not kidding you every morning I cry in the shower every morning I I cry in

[07:44:59] the shower because it hits me like once in a while how hard it's gonna be for me

[07:45:06] to actually find a partner number one being a twitcher isn't very ideal

[07:45:11] number two I'm ten years out of the game number three my personality is

[07:45:15] fucking horrible. Number four, I'm hideous and not only that is I pretty much had a

[07:45:26] girl who was perfect for me but I just wasn't you know I just wasn't you know I

[07:45:32] could have been a better man you know. So you don't know her but if I called her

[07:45:45] she would come over here and kick me in the neck she would literally fly here

[07:45:51] first class and then kick me in the neck bro she has the cutest feet bro her feet

[07:46:05] bro you ever seen a picture of her I know what she looks like oh you want to

[07:46:16] see another one no so many her feet no I don't have her feet on here she never

[07:46:21] ever seen me feed pigs. Wait she posted a story?

[07:46:33] Your story with another guy. It's okay. All I gotta do, keep my head down, keep grinding,

[07:46:57] go to the gym, eat healthy, and maybe in a couple years maybe things you know, maybe

[07:47:01] we can try again. I'm not closing that book, and I'm not closing that door.

[07:47:07] Yeah and that just sparks something about her. Yeah.

[07:47:13] No, she needs to go so she can come back.

[07:47:18] I don't know what else to say.

[07:47:28] She ain't coming back?

[07:47:30] Nah, guys, you got...

[07:47:32] That was mine for ten years, man.

[07:47:37] She can shoot a gun, too.

[07:47:41] 100 yards out.

[07:47:42] This is sad.

[07:47:47] Sometimes, sometimes.

[07:47:58] I'm glad she could take that little thing.

[07:48:00] Yeah, that's a friend of mine.

[07:48:04] You can do it.

[07:48:06] I'm gonna cry, bro.

[07:48:10] How long does it take for the average person to get likes?

[07:48:51] It takes... you know, like, you wake up with some likes probably.

[07:48:54] Really?

[07:48:55] Yeah.

[07:48:57] You think that one girl's gonna respond? I think she was the one, though.

[07:49:01] Okay, you know what, she wasn't.

[07:49:05] I don't know, maybe.

[07:49:06] Why didn't she reply instantly?

[07:49:08] You think she's getting dicked down by some other dude?

[07:49:10] Yeah! Probably.

[07:49:15] Oh my god, man.

[07:49:16] Yeah, she's lucky to... switch to good to be in 30s and...

[07:49:20] But she looked like how I look at 30 look at me. I don't look that old

[07:49:26] Jason please come on look at my skin. It's smooth

[07:49:29] Like you know, I got no gray hair

[07:49:34] On God

[07:49:36] On God, I told you when I went up to you like I could tell that you're not in your 20s

[07:49:44] Jason's chat Jason chat my chat shut up. How old do I look? Please keep it real be honest with me

[07:49:52] I need to I'm down bad see they're saying 28 and when that's your voice

[07:49:57] Yes, look at my chat 45 38 your chat keeping it real man

[07:50:02] No, they're lying to you. Why would why cuz they feel bad for me cuz I didn't get no likes

[07:50:18] The way you dress

[07:50:28] The boom patchy on the side.

[07:50:30] Oh.

[07:50:32] Bro, this is drip, bro.

[07:50:39] Okay.

[07:50:41] Hamlin's changed.

[07:50:43] Yeah!

[07:50:45] Relaxed.

[07:50:48] Some of my chats said there's always the nipple sucker from TwitchCon.

[07:50:52] What?

[07:50:53] You didn't see that?

[07:50:54] A kick streamer walked up to me and started sucking on my nipple at TwitchCon.

[07:50:56] What was that doing with that fucked up T?

[07:50:58] Yeah.

[07:50:59] Oh my god.

[07:51:00] He was gentle.

[07:51:01] What?

[07:51:02] He sucked it.

[07:51:03] He sucked it.

[07:51:04] Wait, what?

[07:51:05] Yeah, I was assaulted, yeah.

[07:51:07] What's going on?

[07:51:10] Chad, you see that?

[07:51:11] How long you been streaming?

[07:51:16] Today?

[07:51:17] Yeah, I don't usually go past 12 o'clock, but because you were coming over.

[07:51:26] Damn.

[07:51:27] Yeah.

[07:51:28] But hey, amen.

[07:51:29] Thanks for trying to help me out here, bro.

[07:51:32] I'm actually gonna keep this app, but I'm gonna keep trying

[07:51:36] I'm not gonna give up. Yeah

[07:51:40] Oh, I it's easy. I

[07:51:44] Just going to go in the shower

[07:51:46] Take a shower. I put on a book Brooklyn 9 9. I'm in bed at 9 o'clock

[07:51:52] I'm lights out 9 o'clock

[07:51:54] Now the morning routine is a little different

[07:51:58] But the night routine is hard to sleep. No way. I sleep like a baby

[07:52:06] But like, I get sad in the morning, because like...

[07:52:13] Yeah, I don't, you don't wake up.

[07:52:15] And the reason I stream so much nowadays is because like,

[07:52:17] I want to be so tired at night that I can just fall straight asleep and not think about anything sad.

[07:52:22] Which I do, but in the morning you wake up and that's all you got though.

[07:52:25] Is that 45 minutes when you're in the shower or taking a shit, right?

[07:52:29] It's just, it just all hits you there.

[07:52:31] But that's why in the morning I always fucking...

[07:52:34] I fucking just, you know, beat that shit, right?

[07:52:36] And it kind of puts you in a better mood.

[07:52:37] So you have a gooning addiction?

[07:52:40] Absolutely not.

[07:52:43] You say you drink often in the morning?

[07:52:46] Every morning.

[07:52:47] Yeah, you have an addiction and you need to stop.

[07:52:52] You will not like me if I don't do that.

[07:52:54] What will happen?

[07:52:55] I'm a lot more agitated, a lot more horny.

[07:53:00] My patience is very thin.

[07:53:04] I'm a different guy.

[07:53:05] So it's best that I do that.

[07:53:08] No, it's not good.

[07:53:09] Trust, it's not good.

[07:53:11] Once you stop, you elevate as a human being.

[07:53:15] This is coming from a 20-year-old that

[07:53:17] had a goonie addiction.

[07:53:18] Wait, did you really?

[07:53:20] Yes.

[07:53:21] Oh my god.

[07:53:22] I'm talking three, five times a day.

[07:53:24] OK, whoa.

[07:53:25] I said in the morning when I wake up,

[07:53:26] so I can start my day.

[07:53:28] Yeah, and I'm telling you, I used

[07:53:30] to be on it three or five times a day.

[07:53:31] Wait a minute.

[07:53:32] Weren't you just on a sub-a-thon?

[07:53:34] Yeah.

[07:53:34] this right before okay about to say when you find the time i'm talking three

[07:53:38] or five that okay every day every day and this is when it was like peak

[07:53:44] warning is like when i was you know going through puberty i mean like three

[07:53:48] three like high school early high school i've never been that bad

[07:53:54] it y'all school bathroom one in the morning one at night

[07:54:00] But you were doing it at school.

[07:54:03] Isn't that illegal?

[07:54:05] I mean, that was...

[07:54:10] Like, I'm looking numbers, mom.

[07:54:16] Oh man, dude.

[07:54:18] Nah, that's what I'm saying, but after I stopped...

[07:54:21] Should I try it for a week?

[07:54:23] For one week, that's it.

[07:54:26] I don't know where you should do that one. Oh, fuck.

[07:54:29] You should go for maybe the rest of your life.

[07:54:32] I don't even think my dad was doing that

[07:54:43] Don't November no not November. Well, it's October. So we got time

[07:54:50] Do you participate in that month? That's I never have it. I don't I don't wow. I think Jason might be right though

[07:54:58] Yeah, that's not healthy actually. Well depends. Do you watch?

[07:55:05] Well

[07:55:07] Yeah, but just one person

[07:55:13] What?

[07:55:15] You just binge watched that one person's videos?

[07:55:17] Yeah.

[07:55:18] My chat knows.

[07:55:19] Veronica Leo?

[07:55:20] Yeah.

[07:55:21] Who is that?

[07:55:22] She is fucking queen.

[07:55:24] She is queen.

[07:55:27] Hold on.

[07:55:28] Let me go incognito.

[07:55:33] She is the best.

[07:55:34] Do you have an Asian fetish?

[07:55:42] She's not Asian.

[07:55:43] She's from South America.

[07:55:48] Okay.

[07:55:49] Yeah.

[07:55:50] WPIC.

[07:55:51] Yeah, here we go.

[07:55:52] I see you.

[07:55:53] I gotta meet her one day, bro.

[07:55:55] What would you even do I just I'd thank her for her service, bro

[07:55:59] He does a hundred percent. I

[07:56:02] Didn't have an Asian fetish. I think of the other girls that come on your stream is Asian. I don't know why

[07:56:09] I'm looking for more other options other races. I'm not racist

[07:56:16] Nope, I

[07:56:19] Would though I would talk like said I

[07:56:25] What?

[07:56:27] Why red dude with hands up bro you bro you

[07:56:35] You keep putting me in these spots, bro like

[07:56:40] Help I got I got nothing I got I got check Twitter

[07:56:53] Who you

[07:56:55] No, I was in your chair. I got nothing on Twitter. In fact, it doesn't even load here. Yeah, I don't load

[07:57:10] Yeah.

[07:57:11] Sinna blowing you up.

[07:57:14] Sinna's mad.

[07:57:15] Sinna is incoming.

[07:57:18] Pre-Sinna?

[07:57:19] What happened?

[07:57:20] Is she coming over?

[07:57:21] She blocked me?

[07:57:22] All the snitches are coming.

[07:57:24] Sinna blocked me?

[07:57:25] She found out it's OV?

[07:57:27] I don't get it.

[07:57:28] What does she find out?

[07:57:29] I don't even know what happened.

[07:57:30] Does anyone tell me what happened?

[07:57:32] She didn't block me.

[07:57:33] Talk to me Sinna.

[07:57:42] Oh my God, wait.

[07:57:46] You said Sinna.

[07:57:47] That's why you put your head down.

[07:57:49] I completely fucking missed it.

[07:57:51] the fuck Jason you're screw me up yeah I didn't make you say that what's up

[07:58:05] Connor guys someone some give Connor eats pants a free sub dude are you attracted

[07:58:12] a sinner no someone like Senna not Senna weird how is that weird how is

[07:58:19] that weird someone like someone like yeah like yeah because like like someone who's

[07:58:26] like kind like Senna? Funny like Senna? Yeah pretty like Senna, you know like you

[07:58:34] know can dance like Senna but just not her. She has all the qualities that I'm

[07:58:40] looking for but not her because she's just my friend.

[07:58:43] What? Bro, she's telling her dad?

[07:58:46] Oh no.

[07:58:48] On something?

[07:58:54] Hey, we cannot let Nick into the family just to make that very clear. Cannot.

[07:58:58] Ah, that's right.

[07:59:00] Well, he has now for, you know, multiple days in a row, but especially today, uh,

[07:59:06] doubled down and said how, you know, he would love to date someone his race, like Senna.

[07:59:14] Yeah, so, we have to cut him out of the family. I'm sorry. He cannot be a step-brother.

[07:59:23] Remember when we chopped the thumbs on you?

[07:59:25] What the fuck?

[07:59:26] I don't want you to win me over Zika. Win my daughter.

[07:59:31] Yeah, yeah.

[07:59:34] And you know what his nickname is, right? You know his nickname is NMP Diddy,

[07:59:37] so I really think we just steer clear of the whole thing.

[07:59:39] What?

[07:59:40] Yeah, yeah.

[07:59:42] I'll find no information.

[07:59:44] Yeah, let's just clear the whole thing. You know what I mean personally like I just think you know

[07:59:47] We just really simply that you know sound good. So I think as a unanimous family meeting

[07:59:52] We all agree, you know all in favor to not have Nick at Christmas say aye aye

[07:59:57] I'm not trying to date your daughter man

[08:00:29] I don't look just like you.

[08:00:34] I mean, I have to be.

[08:00:37] I'll look good for you.

[08:00:39] I'll look good for you to sell it back off on my face on New York.

[08:00:45] So you think I get my good looks from you?

[08:00:48] Of course. That's why your mom's attracted to me.

[08:00:51] Have you seen the stories on my?

[08:00:53] Yeah, I've seen that, by the way.

[08:00:55] How does my chat know that my mother tried to sleep with my uncle

[08:00:59] I knew that story yo this is a family drama

[08:01:12] Okay

[08:01:16] Bro what the fuck I think sin is dead was actually low-key like okay with it

[08:01:24] I'm not helping but like guys Jason

[08:01:27] That is not what I meant though. I meant

[08:01:33] Okay, I'm just gonna come clean

[08:01:35] Bro, do not say you're a Muslim.

[08:01:37] I'm just gonna come clean.

[08:01:39] Me and Katchy, we uh...

[08:01:41] What?

[08:01:42] Okay, that's a lie to you.

[08:01:44] Fuck.

[08:01:45] How do we get out of here?

[08:01:47] Uh...

[08:01:49] I...

[08:01:51] miss...

[08:01:53] spoke...

[08:01:54] I misspoke.

[08:02:05] Twice.

[08:02:07] Can't do that.

[08:02:08] I misspoke.

[08:02:09] You haven't misspoke twice.

[08:02:12] I did.

[08:02:13] Let me let me check hinge real quick checking hinge come on

[08:02:40] At least I got mr. Arthur

[08:02:47] My homie, I think you go downstairs now and confess to catchy and then start a family there

[08:02:54] Well, catch his mom being so cute.

[08:02:58] I think she thinks you're cute.

[08:03:02] I don't know how long you've known her for.

[08:03:06] Three days.

[08:03:07] Be careful.

[08:03:08] Why?

[08:03:09] Be careful of what?

[08:03:11] Just be careful, you know?

[08:03:13] Guess who on your age range.

[08:03:19] But you saw them on the app, bro.

[08:03:22] They can't fit in an average-sized robot.

[08:03:25] Fuck this shit.

[08:03:27] Fuck this shit.

[08:03:28] Go out to a bar or where the fuck 30-year-olds go.

[08:03:32] Maybe a crocheting magic the gathering tournament. Maybe bingo. All right, meet someone your age that is attractive

[08:03:40] Okay

[08:03:42] You go get to know them and you never tell them that you're a streamer

[08:03:46] Until you're you're comfortable with them and then boom they don't use you for your clout

[08:03:51] You know usually, you know, they don't use you because they think you have money

[08:03:56] you've created a real relationship and

[08:03:58] and feel once y'all are comfortable with each other and y'all know each other deeply.

[08:04:05] And then you bury her and then you have five children in a limited big house and then you

[08:04:10] start a family channel and then you exploit your kids for views.

[08:04:14] Bro, I've been thinking about it.

[08:04:17] The YouTube views, they don't have ad block?

[08:04:19] Is it kids watching?

[08:04:22] That's 10 million a month.

[08:04:24] I mean, I'm just saying.

[08:04:26] That's 10 million a month.

[08:04:28] I'm just saying you can make your kids kids kids rich. That's the method

[08:04:32] That's right. So that your kids suffer so your kids kids would be good

[08:04:37] Hey

[08:04:39] You got to do what you got to do, you know, or I could just find a twitch streamer

[08:04:47] Yeah

[08:04:50] You know what who's a twitch streamer that you would like to take on a date

[08:05:00] AC

[08:05:01] Who's that? Who's that?

[08:05:03] Dude, you know what? I- I-

[08:05:06] You were gonna get me in trouble. Listen.

[08:05:07] Who's AC?

[08:05:08] Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

[08:05:10] Who's AC?

[08:05:13] Oh...

[08:05:14] All right, just...

[08:05:17] Jason, it's been fun, brother. It really has been.

[08:05:20] Oh my gosh!

[08:05:22] She's a GTA-RP shooter.

[08:05:25] She's a friend of mine.

[08:05:27] Okay, I can't be on stream this time of night.

[08:05:32] She looks good though.

[08:05:35] Yeah.

[08:05:37] Do you know her?

[08:05:39] Very well.

[08:05:40] What?

[08:05:41] Yeah, she's a friend of mine.

[08:05:43] Like, very like, like, like how well, like, you know her last name?

[08:05:48] Uh, yes, technically.

[08:05:50] Okay.

[08:05:51] Wait, that's your ex-friend's ex?

[08:05:55] But he wouldn't care about this one really what do you care there's no he'd care

[08:06:09] yeah he was I tell you like oh nice cool I don't care about this dude there's

[08:06:18] like seven years ago it's already too late you already said it now you got to

[08:06:24] all in it's called it right now if I call her as she freak out oh my god I'm not

[08:06:33] gonna lie Jason I have burned two bridges in this stream with you and got zero

[08:06:38] hits on hinge

[08:06:54] we've burned two bridges

[08:06:58] all dude

[08:07:02] what a fucking day

[08:07:03] what a fucking day

[08:07:09] think it's time and

[08:07:11] i think i need to i need i think i i need to get some uh... some chocolate some

[08:07:14] flowers and he's in the street to sit and apologize

[08:07:18] i i i i i actually have to go beg for forgiveness from citta

[08:07:21] i i'm not kidding you

[08:07:25] and i don't want you

[08:07:27] in basketball

[08:07:29] bro you're going to beat his ass i can be here

[08:07:34] i was gonna be fucking awesome

[08:07:39] Yeah, that's actually sick.

[08:07:40] Yeah, he sucks ass, dawg.

[08:07:43] What is it?

[08:07:43] You're on a live right now?

[08:07:45] Bling!

[08:07:46] Bro, just go bust your shit, bro.

[08:07:48] What?

[08:07:50] I would cook you, too.

[08:07:53] Right now?

[08:07:54] But not in six months, if I played.

[08:07:56] Six months?

[08:07:57] Oh, Jason, oh, you don't know.

[08:07:59] What is in six months?

[08:08:01] I'm an athlete, dawg.

[08:08:03] You...

[08:08:04] Oh, Jason.

[08:08:04] Where are you?

[08:08:05] Oh, no.

[08:08:06] If you do a push-up right now, you're...

[08:08:08] Oh, Jason.

[08:08:09] ...you're supposed to be in a pop.

[08:08:10] yeah

[08:08:12] your hockey jv hockey and the

[08:08:15] i'd like to be a week dot

[08:08:17] i'm lead

[08:08:22] we should go ice-skating

[08:08:24] i'll teach you

[08:08:28] today

[08:08:35] it's not like it will set the date

[08:08:37] bro

[08:08:42] now you know everything it's on the internet

[08:08:45] we got nothing to hide

[08:08:47] that's just been blasted everywhere

[08:08:53] diddy day

[08:09:03] you wanna make a tiktok?

[08:09:05] you heard that new ksi song?

[08:09:09] you never heard that?

[08:09:13] do you make tiktoks?

[08:09:15] no

[08:09:17] You gotta make a TikTok to the new KSI song.

[08:09:20] Okay, how do we do it?

[08:09:31] Is the song good?

[08:09:45] Okay.

[08:09:46] I can work.

[08:09:48] Don't do it.

[08:09:50] Nah, chat.

[08:09:52] It's gonna be fun.

[08:10:09] Is this KSI?

[08:10:19] This is the song like KSI.

[08:10:30] EMCA to TikTok, right?

[08:10:35] Yeah.

[08:10:36] You wanna dance?

[08:10:37] No.

[08:10:41] Okay, what are we doing?

[08:10:44] How do we do this?

[08:10:46] What are we, is this the one?

[08:10:48] No, no, look.

[08:10:50] Okay.

[08:10:52] What dance are we doing?

[08:10:53] I can't dance.

[08:10:54] Rip Vod?

[08:10:55] Why are they saying Rip Vod?

[08:10:56] That's okay.

[08:10:57] My chat freaks out.

[08:11:00] Okay, I'm excited.

[08:11:01] This is my first TikTok.

[08:11:04] Okay.

[08:11:05] I'm just gonna dance, all right?

[08:11:06] Okay, we're just freestyle this.

[08:11:08] Okay.

[08:11:09] Do I need to stand up?

[08:11:10] You can't.

[08:11:11] Oh, my knees.

[08:11:12] Fuck.

[08:11:13] God.

[08:11:14] Oh.

[08:11:15] Oh.

[08:11:16] My fucking legs feel crazy too.

[08:11:18] Oh, my knees.

[08:11:20] Okay

[08:11:22] All right, just hit your email. All right, do your little

[08:12:05] I'm sorry. No, I need to make it to talk. You did it man. Yeah

[08:12:13] Bro, all right, it was great hanging out man, I

[08:12:17] Like you a lot man. I think you're fucking awesome. No, I'm not kidding like I'm cheering for you dog

[08:12:23] Like you are I'm so happy for you. Thank you

[08:12:26] That means a lot like like what watching like the new generation come up as a part of the old guard

[08:12:31] You are the person to be leading the charge. I'm not kidding

[08:12:36] legit bro

[08:12:37] Legit legit. You're good. You're a good kid. So like trust me. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, like keep it up, man

[08:12:46] Yeah, for real for real, but the next time I'm in LA next to me around let's fucking do something

[08:12:50] I'm down for sure

[08:12:52] Yeah, it's awesome

[08:12:59] For ages, I never stream this long yeah, I stream for hours a day

[08:13:05] No, bro

[08:13:12] Yeah, hello kill yourself what

[08:13:16] What?

[08:13:17] What?

[08:13:17] What the fuck?

[08:13:19] What?

[08:13:20] What just happened?

[08:13:22] Can't you say that?

[08:13:23] Why does he do that?

[08:13:25] Oh my god, bro.

[08:13:29] Yo, what the fuck?

[08:13:31] I mean, I actually like her even more, to be honest with you.

[08:13:36] I don't know what to say.

[08:13:39] Yo, bro, there's something wrong with you.

[08:13:43] There's something wrong with you, bitch.

[08:13:45] Ah

[08:13:47] But as a friend, you know I'm saying as a friend man

[08:13:51] Yeah, as a friend dude

[08:13:54] Jesus Christ someone just resubbed my chat. Say why is Nick still on I don't even know bro

[08:13:59] Okay, wake up go live and do it all again

[08:14:09] Unless you come back it ain't happening

[08:14:11] I wouldn't even be that shit. I wasn't even this I wasn't even live this long for her son. I turned that shit off

[08:14:18] She's blessing

[08:14:21] who

[08:14:23] Now if I lose Senate, I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna be upset I

[08:14:27] Got to apologize flowers, maybe wait, why does she say that?

[08:14:32] Apologize what she called back and tell bro. She she tells me to kill myself three four times a week like legit

[08:14:39] I don't know

[08:14:41] I'm not gonna do it though cuz I like living. She's writing a Twitter on you

[08:14:52] Bruh, Bruh, please answer please answer please answer

[08:14:57] Please answer

[08:15:00] Please answer

[08:15:03] Senate Senate Senate you're not writing a Twitter are you?

[08:15:08] Senate Senate Senate I will do anything you want. Please do not post on Twitter

[08:15:15] that that's not even a penny sinna sinna please don't let the people up to

[08:15:21] her know I exist I would do anything you want anything I would never I would

[08:15:25] never do that sinna what'd you say for a while why so look at me look at me I

[08:15:35] I will do whatever you want.

[08:15:37] I'm not going to lie sir. He was saying some crazy shit.

[08:15:41] Right. I just don't remember.

[08:15:43] Sit up. Sit up. Say you. Just finish the twit longer.

[08:15:49] Don't do it. I beg you.

[08:15:51] I can't lie. This guy was weird.

[08:15:53] No, she called me Nicholas. It's over.

[08:15:55] No, I'm just kidding. Sit up.

[08:15:58] It's over, bro.

[08:15:59] I was going to save you.

[08:16:01] I'm not going to save you.

[08:16:02] Save me, please, please, please.

[08:16:10] Hey.

[08:16:11] Hey.

[08:16:12] Nah, you know, I was trolling when I said that I was going to be like, Nick actually cares about you a lot as a friend.

[08:16:19] And he said if he loses you, his world won't end, but in like a friendly way.

[08:16:25] And he really just is looking for someone that is like you, but not like you.

[08:16:30] You know what I mean? Like, it's like your attributes and personality, but not you.

[08:16:36] You don't mean like someone who likes me.

[08:16:38] Yes. Yes.

[08:16:40] Because he sees he sees you as a sister

[08:16:45] Yes, look like a sibling a sister

[08:16:49] I

[08:16:52] Charged sees you as a sister. Yeah

[08:17:05] Okay, well, you know what I mean, so yeah

[08:17:10] Yeah, hopefully we can.

[08:17:11] Right, no.

[08:17:12] So he said in his words, he sees me as a cis stuff?

[08:17:15] Yeah, but you heard it.

[08:17:17] Jack, take that down for the tour longer later, please.

[08:17:19] Santa, please.

[08:17:20] Santa, I'm just going to say it.

[08:17:22] I'll give you $450,000 if you don't.

[08:17:42] All right, deal.

[08:17:44] Wait, I'm just like, PDD.

[08:17:44] No, no, no, I can't pay.

[08:17:46] That's what PDD did.

[08:17:46] No, I'm sorry.

[08:18:04] I mean, honestly, hell of a run.

[08:18:06] 18,000 subs in Ireland?

[08:18:16] Dude.

[08:18:22] Oh, god.

[08:18:25] OK.

[08:18:25] Maybe escape to the Philippines with you.

[08:18:27] Is she even still here?

[08:18:29] Huh?

[08:18:30] Uh, I mean her should go get food though.

[08:18:32] Yeah, we should.

[08:18:40] Um...

[08:18:46] I need to transfer my Android.

[08:18:48] Is downstairs in the kitchen, bro?

[08:18:50] I'm gonna just grab a little quick.

[08:18:52] Okay. I got him.

[08:18:54] Oh my god.

[08:18:55] Chats.

[08:18:56] This was fun.

[08:19:00] Hopefully Senna doesn't end my career.

[08:19:03] Um, Jason's chat, you guys are fucking awesome by the way.

[08:19:07] Like had so much fun

[08:19:12] My chat, I'm surprised you got you old fools even you know awake this late at night

[08:19:19] But yeah, dude, I love hanging out with Jason he's awesome, you know he's awesome

[08:19:24] I can't believe I got no hits on hinge

[08:19:27] so I

[08:19:29] Need to go take a cold shower and pray

[08:19:33] Hey, pray, I need to pray.

[08:19:37] Are you tired?

[08:19:38] Oh, I'm fucking exhausted.

[08:19:39] I'm gonna be in bed in two and a half hours.

[08:19:42] Two and a half hours, wait.

[08:19:45] Yeah, 8.30.

[08:19:47] I will be in bed at 8.30, by myself.

[08:19:50] After you take Kai Chi on a date?

[08:19:52] No.

[08:19:54] Yes.

[08:19:55] You say you're just here to do it.

[08:19:56] Yeah, eh, right.

[08:19:59] If she's still here.

[08:20:01] But it's not a date.

[08:20:03] it's not a date bro

[08:20:05] no i mean

[08:20:08] per maybe

[08:20:11] about the world

[08:20:12] i mean not it's not a date

[08:20:17] yeah

[08:20:19] check twitter all know bro

[08:20:24] mature is even load here in this house is my vpn

[08:20:28] because it might work as a load here

[08:20:33] Oh I know why you sick fuck you gooner.

[08:20:36] What?

[08:20:37] All of you sick fuck.

[08:20:40] Wait.

[08:20:40] Texas.

[08:20:42] Sina?

[08:20:47] Hello?

[08:20:48] You are block, bitch ass nigga.

[08:20:50] Don't ever come at me like that every day you're fucking like.

[08:20:53] You are block, bitch ass nigga.

[08:20:55] Did he ask you?

[08:20:56] Yes!

[08:20:59] Bro!

[08:21:07] I don't even know what to say bro.

[08:21:10] I'm so sorry.

[08:21:12] Please forgive me.

[08:21:15] I'm at your mercy.

[08:21:20] It's over.

[08:21:23] It's over.

[08:21:24] Excuse me.

[08:21:25] We're forced to rape her.

[08:21:30] I can't.

[08:21:31] I already told Fanfan I would.

[08:21:35] It's cooked, man.

[08:21:35] Damn, that's a heavy duty tripod before.

[08:21:38] Yeah.

[08:21:39] Like, take a shit.

[08:21:40] So how would you get your strings?

[08:21:45] You play music.

[08:21:46] No, I just go in there and say goodbye.

[08:21:48] Well, you guys switch it to your ingest

[08:21:49] so they don't see me.

[08:21:50] Oh, yeah.

[08:21:50] How do I do that?

[08:21:51] Because you got it.

[08:21:53] You should have too, right?

[08:21:53] Just go to the other one.

[08:21:54] Should pop over

[08:21:56] I even know you have more to win

[08:21:58] Uh-huh

[08:22:00] Wait, this one's offline though

[08:22:02] Uh...

[08:22:04] Uh...

[08:22:08] Yeah, just click ingest

[08:22:10] Yeah, start that, start that, yeah

[08:22:12] And once it's on, you should be good to go

[08:22:14] Okay, but wait, does Fanfan stream here?

[08:22:16] Yeah, she's in there streaming

[08:22:18] What? She lives here?

[08:22:20] Yeah, she's just visiting

[08:22:22] Yeah

[08:22:27] Yo, does it work that easily?

[08:22:33] Wait, does it work that easily?

[08:22:37] Yo, is Jason's stream on his phone now?

[08:22:41] Yo Chad, are we good?

[08:22:43] Smooth as fuck.

[08:22:48] Hey, that's fucking sick, yo!

[08:22:50] Yeah, that's what you're doing?

[08:22:52] No, it's TT's, but...

[08:22:54] We did it together.

[08:22:56] And Oro too, so...

[08:22:58] Gee.

[08:23:00] Look at CineStream, bro, I can't.

[08:23:04] I'm just gonna I'm just gonna pray chat

[08:23:16] Okay, yeah, we're good. See I'm good to go turn it off. You're good. Yeah. Thank you for letting me come on your stream

[08:23:23] Yeah, you know not to leak the house, right?

[08:23:30] Okay

[08:23:32] I'm just gonna go there and say goodbye.

[08:23:34] Yeah, go bother her. Fuck it. Make a TikTok with her ass.

[08:23:37] She's good at dancing.

[08:23:38] Chat, is it over?

[08:24:03] Is it over?

[08:24:04] Yeah, follow Jason, guys.

[08:24:09] If you're new here, follow me, too.

[08:24:11] This is a long-ass stream, bruh.

[08:24:14] Long as hell.

[08:24:16] But, um...

[08:24:19] Do we need to get it right in an apology for Senna?

[08:24:24] Or what? Is it GGs?

[08:24:30] I don't even know what happened, bro.

[08:24:35] You gotta get a grip, get therapy. Fuck.

[08:24:38] Alright.

[08:24:42] Well chat.

[08:24:43] We had fun.

[08:24:48] Everyone have a good day.

[08:24:52] I'm dead tired, so I'm gonna go relax.

[08:24:55] But um...

[08:24:57] Yeah.

[08:24:59] Everyone have a good one?

[08:25:01] Damn, we almost had 19,000 subs, chat!

[08:25:06] 18.6? What the fuck?

[08:25:10] My god, man. Well good things that is ruining the career. So

[08:25:16] GGs I'm gonna raid fan fan. We'll see you guys on the flip

[08:25:21] Have a good day everybody. Thanks for being here. You guys are the best and we'll see you around

[08:25:26] Good stream. Bye everyone. Hey chat

[08:25:49] Have you said hello to everyone whilst we wait for mr. Pollen?

[08:25:54] No, it's the polite thing to do

[08:25:56] or if you're one of the homies then go ahead and say yo those of you joining us

[08:28:22] late now is your last chance to say to figure out I have a disease

[08:30:01] I would rather just not know, can we deal with personal trouble in the biz?

[08:30:05] I don't wanna go to the doctors to figure out my personal trouble in the biz

[08:30:14] I don't know what I've gotten out of this world on your wife

[08:32:19] You said hello to everyone whilst we wait for Mr. Polym?

[08:32:23] No.

[08:32:24] It's the polite thing to do.

[08:32:28] Or, if you're one of the homies, then, go ahead and say,

[08:32:36] Yo, those of you joining us late.

[08:34:54] Now, is your last chance to say, quickly.