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The reason I like water burger isn't because of how good it tastes it's about how hard it is in my mouth
Okay, yeah, it's tough like Texas water
Now that's good shit, what makes it taste good is the spicy ketchup.
I like sticking the hard, but burgers and the hard chicken fingers in my mouth and ensuing
them hard.
Water burger.
Water burger.
Now that's good shit.
Now that's good shit.
Now that's good shit.
It's a poem, it's not gone, I have it all now.
Hey chat.
Have you said hello to everyone whilst we wait for Mr. Polem?
No.
It's the polite thing to do.
If you're one of the homies, then go ahead and say,
yo, those of you joining us late, is your last chance to say,
Actors, to figure out my hammer disease,
I would rather just not know,
get rid of the old personal trouble in the biz,
I would rather go really back,
Actors, to figure out my hammer disease,
130 cents.
Yo, what's up?
Good morning guys. It's Monday.
Invapenation number 8, please send out.
Okay, well I said how are we doing? Someone has food poisoning on their 8th shit.
It's not good. Yolly Bob, thanks for the year. Congrats, Snoobin.
Thank you so much for the 26 months dude.
Yeah, how are we doing guys?
Good morning.
Nick, what the fuck? Was any of the atlas from out? What was what? What? What happened?
How are we doing? How are we feeling guys?
How's life?
You guys excited for another day? I got let go today because my job moved today
I did not tell us the assets to go but too far away. They won't help to gas or they don't do my rents crazy
No
Tristan is in the hole
monkess
Absolute hole brand new sub CG see why in W. What is your name?
Love the streams as always Nick love from India and MPL. Thank you so much
37 months, Mickey, thank you. Mastery, thanks for the reset as well.
How are we feeling, guys? How was yesterday? Are we okay?
Happy anniversary, babe.
Are we okay? I'm getting a lot of comments.
I feel like some people are out of control these days. How are we feeling, guys? Are we okay?
are we all right everyone is everyone mentally safe here
uh... don't check the reddit
i didn't listen
we're gonna get to the red today we're gonna listen we gotta shape things up
we have to do things the right way all right
we got a i got a lay down some laws here lay down some boundaries because uh...
getting a wee bit out of control here guys you know it's all about all
about content you know it's all about this you know
you know i'm saying they're guys we can relax a little bit guys you know
absolutely relaxes a little bit man
yeah they were go
uh... i started my career in
my career job at a time for the next to pretty good let's go to it
will make that i like that
i like that i like that that's good shit did that really is
roses are red yep
violets are blue kate your butthole is leaky
it smells like poo poo
the occurs that was an amazing poem and i'm eternally grateful for you
right now for me thank you so much
uh... snacks they for the prime i appreciate that as well
yep thank you
uh... brendan thank you for the prime as well yet absolutely amazing guys
absolutely amazing
uh...
let me see let me see let me see uh...
we're just our pain in red it now no no no
now see which is so you guys don't know this but there are there are there are
the mentally ill among us
and we have to uh... we have to uh... we we've been out in bandam
you know that's what we gotta do is higher or lower than proper comedy in
the cultural hierarchy
our pogo jokes higher or lower than prop comedy in the culture hierarchy board i
don't know what the fuck you just said by really appreciate that you want to use
a thank you
junior thing for the prime thank you brand new prime sub coming from
bumper
nickel nipples
i don't even know why you made that your name but thank you so much for the
uh... for the for the prime every sub we get now we are an all-time high
subs
so you know really appreciate that you know jeweep here that's an all-time
high sub
paugas
uh... we like that there we got xington coming in with the sub to all time high
uh... glad you're shit next level shit so you know we were buck falcon uh...
coming in here as well
uh... victoria with the resub also also helping you know glad you're shit
next level shit so
uh... that's awesome to be a fun one dude
we got we got catchy coming back round two guys feels good man
that's gonna be super exciting to super exciting a stuff of a
they were the fort forty one months as well yep h and l my friend how you do
it welcome back to
uh... yet there you go uh... just you and her
all that the weird mister is coming to you guys
wouldn't that be great mister other coming to
uh... you know super awesome to super awesome
yeah we love that dude
uh... jason the wing jason's is so much during wednesday i'm not sure what's
going on there i doubt he's gonna wake up super early will find out so
whatever he wants to do i'm down there
uh... they file in the law does in detail at playing phase no we said to be
things go on
we have a uh... intro competition very done first and once that's done we can
do the rap competition
so we have time to do you know we're not going to work as a rush
you got you guys dying soon you guys in a rush
you know i'm not going anywhere i'm here for at least the next seven years
uh...
it's crashing them to be what it you know we got stopped at that did
we got a stop with it's crashy and we got a stop with uh... with uh... in p
did we have to come on guys please
you guys
she represented well
kachi i scares me she looks like raven from stella blade
okay
uh... bro fell thanks for the five bucks good morning how you doing
uh...
yeah
yeah
do we still have stuff going on that
you know we're sure with catchy jason's coming down he said he wants to stream
but see if we can
uh... you know me and we might be going to europe
but he came in is going to happen
you know so we just we just got a whole bunch of stuff going on man you know
we really do things are just uh...
things are things are just going to be really are
i have been there
game is locked in yet game is locked in
uh... we cannot guys in the guys can we see can we stop with the imp dignity
Do I have to ban the phrase?
Why are you guys comparing me to a literal?
Well, I guess he's not convicted yet.
But what does he have, like 250 allegations, charges?
Like what's going on here?
Guys, come on.
That's not funny.
You know?
I can't even wear my favorite sweater
because you guys say it looks like Nick Cosby.
So my favorite sweater I can't even wear.
Because of y'all.
You know, it's crazy.
What's happening, you know, you're right the king has nothing on you dude dude dude dude
Oh
Lordy lord
Yeah, this is it's just it's insane
You where the why the dog's working I
Feel like buddy just be working sometimes in the morning because he's so old that he doesn't really know what's going on anymore
Is what it is
Nick Cosby's so funny. It's not funny. Wait, can I be just like
Who's like a good like Nick Gyllenhaal or something like
You know, can we do that instead like compare me to someone like you know someone like that, you know
Doesn't that make more sense then
NMP did he like that's not even funny dude
You know it really isn't ma'am, you know
So it does have a whole bunch of lube.
I didn't skip your resub, but silver aren't you unsubbed?
I saw you in the chat unsubbed today so it is what it is dude, it is what it is.
Did Nora resubbed?
Nora!
Nora, how you doing?
Thank you so much for the 10 months.
all as well down there in Denmark. Amazing amazing amazing. You know what, she could also
speak to the, that I'm not NMP Diddy, you know. So, yep, Nick Dahmer, stop, stop, stop.
So, yep, it's all good, you know, we can get rid of those things. We all know the
truth, guys. You guys put me in a hell of a spot. Is that six gifted subs? Doesn't
make any sense it's a six gifted from master route
housing possible
how do you get to six years like manly type that in for that to even happen
is it bugged there's no way
uh... yet nor said yes he is not see
she said on around as you said on around
uh... barns they switch to the for the eight months appreciate that uh... kashon
thanks for that for the two months there we say yet there we go
uh... i used to be a hit watcher by now i'm a love watcher since we are
getting catchy streams proud of you i would be honest there's about four or
five viewers that i'm starting to hate
number one marcus king
starting a marcus king number two sister horizons
don't hit the guys well
in number three
the guy was talking offline chat
so those three viewers we are starting to hate
uh... keeping it completely real
uh...
yeah so i do we ban them and we let them do we let them talk
you know what we do
i'm not sure what's the government like that he's still here he was talking
earlier
for guys in the mario
but yeah it's going on here
uh... in the kelly mods
uh... can you hit me next please no
no cross-band them
so they don't really see they don't really say anything that's valuable
they just be saying annoying stuff
like that the couple days ago marcus was in here and see he was like
so is this all we're doing today i'm like
dear
you know relax you know you know how the stream goes it's the same thing every
day
we sit here in the chat and we do something you know it's like it's like
markets you hear every day you know how the stream is
why say that
your thirty three years old marcus
you know
it's just crazy
yeah
it is what it is
the piss you off so you're you say that there's viewers that come in here
intentionally just to say things to make me angry
is that what you're saying
that is
if it generally makes you angry i'll stop it does not make me angry guys
it doesn't make me angry it just makes me
a little less bright the flame is a little bit you know a little bit duller
the lights a little bit
dimmer
and the sun's a little bit colder
you know knowing that people are just coming here to intentionally try and be
mean to me and
bring me down
you know it's still shining but
not as bright
if that's what you want to do then
okay you know
the sun will come out
tomorrow
that's your body much each other's freak
shucking face
shut up
shut up week thank you for the for the twenty months in the prime though
each be thanks to the prime as well
uh...
i hope you have a wonderful day today you're amazing and you'll probably never
see this to his chance so fast all the day of the same age as well
and did he
and cosby
and probably
me and p ditty are the same age isn't p ditty like fucking sixty
something
this is insane
the guys were they have a wrapping was in in in the wound
almost as a group of uh... you know uh... eight eight and he thinks it's a
much of the twelve months that you think you so much for the for the
for the but that's it
here for what that
uh... appreciate that
people think for three bucks thank you thank you um...
discusses look at the camera for me please hello
uh... can we have a
boxing match between catchy and extra emily
uh...
why do you want to see that
let me make thank you goldfinger thank you
i don't think we should do that
at all
it extremely has like she she literally doesn't know what pain is so she was
bleeding taken selfies couple days ago so
i wouldn't want to fight extra emily
uh...
you know at all but it is it is looking good today thank you thank you thank you
uh... i'm feeling good
dude all no dude i had a bad dream last night i woke up angry chap does it
happen you
i hate when that happens really just starts the day off so bad man
it really does it's like why
every single day that happens to you are you fucking kidding me every day
all my guys feel so bad for you do
well i woke up today and i had to i instantly had just fears to beat it
man because it was just like
i was frightened
i'm a car to have you agree with this five dollars
i am not giving her five dollars
that that that
if anything she owes me about fifty percent of every she makes a list of
forms of concern
so i'm absolutely not
giving her five dollars and it's not gonna happen i'll take that five a
shot at my ass
uh... they were the eighteen months though they switch to see this
for too much thank you uh... will face the prime welcome
what
it's caught you and and and the Philippines
streams
you want me to travel to the Philippines with it's catchy and stream there
are you kidding me you want me to do that before me and we go to europe
are you kidding me
absolutely not bro
and then korea
oh my god
i don't know about that you
you'll all captain thanks for that prime sub welcome back to chat do you
think i said you think we can hit
fifteen fifty today
fifteen five
you think we can
You know, I listen, I'm gonna do it while we can,
because we got about four days
before these things fall off like crazy.
I'm just trying to get to the highest we possibly can.
Is it possible?
It's all down there from here.
Do we hit the peak?
We might have, we might have hit the peak.
Listen, how many days does someone knows, dude?
Someone knows.
What am I offering?
What am I offering?
What could I offer?
Is my gratitude, is that enough?
would that suffice for fifteen five
uh... try again okay okay okay
would
huh
europe trip sub goal
you're losing eleven
you i'm losing eleven case of on friday
do we just get friday
do we skip the day
do we just let me skip the day
or do we just do we all this in here we just cry
it's on some
throwing some uh...
you know some of this
one of these things a lot
just on some of this and just let it right
you know the speed of the speed all friday just
you know just the whole day
is that a ride
united discuss that
we could do we could
we could uh...
mister taxes they were the five gifted subs you know
you keep us afloat a little bit there thank you so much appreciate that
because it's over
don't smile because it happened cry because it's over isn't that the opposite
isn't that the complete opposite of what
it's supposed to be isn't it
smile because it happened
fuck i'm so confused now
yo
st twenty thanks for that prime welcome
no not anymore
do things have been just wild recently now we listen we will get the anime
wrap I did not scam it's just we have one community competition going on already
which is the intro competition which should be ending very soon are you guys
ready for some new intros you tired of the same three you know so we should get
the intro competition out the way here soon I'm actually really excited for
that hopefully you guys made some really good ones and that should be that
should be good and then after that we can do the anime wrap and that's also
gonna be a competition too so yeah bring Greek back for 20k subs so Oro
did say at 20k subs aura would come visit but we're never gonna hit that so
You know, I'm down to streaming Greek though. Wouldn't that be wild?
Would that be dude we can get like an old-school?
Greek chance cooking stream, you know in the kitchen like the old days
Wouldn't that be fun guys?
Why are people not excited about this why am I excited about this but people are not excited about this
They're gonna be great
Those days are in the past, but Harley you know that I love living in the past
What is that called me when you're stuck in the past all the time? I love it dude
I have a hard time really enjoying the present and I'm afraid of the future. So
You know
What is that called?
Boomer is it?
I mean, are you are you guys able to enjoy the current the life?
Like are you able to like live in the moment?
I have a hard time living in the moment dude
Because I always feel like the moment slipping out of my hands, you know, and I was kind of right dude. I was
Yeah, you know ten years went by so fast and all of a sudden it was gone. So
Look in the camera and smile for ten minutes. I want to sketch you bro. What?
That was wild you Frampton, thanks for the four months appreciate that
Yeah, maybe just take a screenshot that would help a little Nick F with this with the sub. Thank you
little neck and thank you so much welcome home enjoy your emails dude
six street with emily and catch you for a sub goal
guys i don't think we should do anything with catch you that that time that has
anything to do with any sort of bar hopping
or
anything like that
in the slightest
whatsoever
so
Yeah, no clubbing, none of that shit. Why not?
Yeah. Why not?
Hi. I recently found your stream and I must say, you seem to be a genuinely wonderful person and I have no idea how you are single.
You have quickly become one of my favorite streamers and I hope the date today goes well.
Frank, thank you for the $25 and the kind words! Oh my god, yeah!
Frank fuck yeah can we get a fuck yeah Frank in the chat oh my god fuck yeah
Frank dude glad your shit next level shit okay Josh ruining it shut up Josh
okay go draw some fucking Russell's sketches or something you'll pure
purr P I think so it tier one welcome home brand new sub thank you Frank thank
you for the kind words yo yeah we love Frank you fuck yeah Frank not no chat
not fuck you Frank fuck yeah Frank come on now let's do this it's come on we
got this guy's absolutely amazing did yeah
uh... don't talk to josh like that show up as you go look at some goth girl's
bitch
listen
i know too much about a few of your is i know what you look like i know what you
like i know your weaknesses i know your fears
i know your strengths were too close it's reverse parasol shul
okay you can't talk to me that option that you know you are busy i know you
josh
fuck both of you how about that yet
listen listen it's it's too close for too close the community in streamers
getting too close here guys it really is them
yeah i'll get inflicted off in chabazz with the baby the baby and got them
in the mood
about that
you know chillin jedi thanks much for the prime prescientia oh my god i'm not
losing it today
i'm i lose my fucking head to am i am i finally cracking is this is that i
go off the fucking rails
is this it you
are we gonna crash out there
recent comments that's great
okay
dm
twenty five gifted
dm frank
know what that means
do five
but yeah for a
three
but yeah frank
thank you frank
god damn twenty five get it from frank you know if you got a gifted sub from frank
make sure you think frank
let's go dude
we love it man
we love it did we're climbing back up returning work
on the back
uh... dancing alone well hopefully that for too long you know you never know
you ever know and
all
wait i think i was there actually
uh...
frank giving pocket change to a billionaire all my god i'm not a
billionaire
the look of the year
yes and
it's a good this
fan fan is coming down and she's staying here for a few days
to get some cuban chains
you should but she's not coming here for me guys
we might not even see her
he's coming here for mister arthur
so
uh... she fan fan will be staying in this house
yeah
we might have sear on stream guys we might
uh... staying in which room's job
thumbs up
i don't know
uh... f t p thank you so much
for the for the price of brothel
tip twenty bucks instead f u frank nice job
guess brothel was the top of the other day you got a buddy it's all yours
congratulations
uh...
yeah congratulations
let me see
she's she's sharing the room catches in
that she's not in this house
that's so that's crazy to say
that's crazy
and the next in a who knows do it's going on a chance to have a lot of fun
yeah almost a slip up
guys you guys you're gonna say hiding things from you guys at the center of
secrets go on here there's no secrets
you know there's not there's nothing hiding here so
uh...
there's no secrets go on and what what what what am i hiding here
how mad are you gonna be a farther gets a child before you are not to
be angry at my friend having a child what do you think I'm petty what why would I
be angry but guys don't don't look like somebody gets jealous look like the
jealous type the angry jealous petty type thank you so much hate Valdo hope
everything's good okay with you yeah what about IKEA IKEA I've noticed that
you haven't worn the high socks since catchy been around glad to see you're
are actually aware. Bro, there's no way you're making a sort of...
Thanks Nick for being you. You being here makes a difference.
Greetings from Latvia and have a lovely stream.
Really? Wait, does me being here actually make
a difference, Chad? Is that true? And thanks
for the tip. No?
Morning Nick, do you have a love spell cast on you? It's been
She almost every day when I tune in.
MonkaW blink twice if you're fighting the spells.
Can you please go to doctor before you go to your trip with Emily?
Your health is important.
What is chances, Nick?
You bring her back to OTK Top Stream.
McCall backs I am joking lol World of Warcraft when GTRP went.
Is everyone just losing their mind?
Is everyone just out of control guys?
Are we just spiraling down man?
Guys, we need to lock it in, man.
We need to lock it in.
Everyone get a cup of water, okay?
Maybe a Coke Zero and just lock it in.
You know, we need to lock it in.
All right.
Everything's okay, guys.
Okay.
Yep.
I have no friends help.
Listen, if you have no friends,
okay, from least what I've seen,
it's probably your fault.
But number two, join the Discord
and if you're normal, you'll find friends.
A lot of great people in the Discord.
If you're not normal, you probably won't find friends and it's probably the reason why you
don't have any friends.
Okay?
Just being honest with you.
So, you know, yeah.
It's definitely, it's definitely possible.
Yeah.
Looking good, Browski, nice hairline.
Thank you so much, Zay, Zimpine.
Thank you.
Thank you.
They're always actually not that bad these days, huh?
Honestly, I don't even think I looked that bad.
I don't think I looked good.
I don't think I look that bad.
Does that kind of make sense?
NMPL.
It could be worse.
Yeah, I mean it definitely could be worse, could be better.
I think, if I had to put myself the way I look these days, 6.5.
What do you think?
Not bad?
6?
All right, fine.
Yeah, we'll go there.
your hair you got a dent where good morning Lord and MP lock in yeah what's
up Ryan good morning how's it going how's it going you know what guys never
mind never mind I'm sitting with I'm sitting with my cat right now Nick can
I consider her a friend your name is serial underscore killer O2 so that
That means there's a serial underscore killer of one
and that in itself
is horrifying
so i'm not sure what we do about that
uh...
hopefully the cat is okay
you know uh... zeal
bought zelphar trash god thank you so much for the tear or the prime sub
welcome home
captain thank you as well
wrote w two years to holy so i guess feel that yesterday guys
did you get was a good uh... uh... was a good kind of get to know catchy stream
i feel like a lot of people had a lot of uh...
res was the word reservations maybe
it was good
yeah it was good right
i felt that was a good thing to do you know
kind of gets no a little bit better than i don't really know that i either
is kind of a good thing
i thought you'll have great chemistry it was funny okay that's good
That's good. You were something. I was something. I feel like I was being normal.
You know?
Now that-
Now that we see that she is more normal than you.
What?
How did that donation get through?
How? Oh my God, how? That's insane. That's so stupid. That's so stupid. No. Oh my God.
Listen, I need you guys to understand that me and Arthur both have the will of monks.
We are completely locked in. There will be no distractions, none whatsoever.
We are here, you know what I'm saying? So, we're locked in. Yeah. Yeah. So, it's all good.
yep so good
um go ahead
I'm traveling to Austin for my birthday later this week
do you have any suggestions besides interstellar barbecue
PSI am free for viewers and cars wink
uh do we invite
Casa plays into the car the viewer
well the chances you kill me
probably i read
yeah for a pretty high
at this point in time we catch it was a viewer to write as the goal viewer
all my god
does that make you guys mad that catches as a goal viewer
i know everyone online things like uh...
as a goal viewers are like these cave troll degenerates that don't shower
that doesn't that she does not fit that category
so
uh... you does that i'm on the plane either so that i was a doctor
nix meldair
i mean
i didn't get super close but
you can definitely smell when she's nearby
you know this is a weird conversation
you know uh... and i think they're getting raffle gator
uh... appreciate that thank you
uh... what is she smell like
herself
just like Arthur smells like Arthur and
the only person that really had a distinct smell was was fan fan she
smelled like asian vanilla
but everyone smells like them
but something has changed
yeah
couple months that made me keep it going
thank you
julia smells really good too
i don't do it julia just smells like
something i like
will there be any spooky content this month
yeah maybe ryan
uh... maybe
you're doing some pumpkin carving or some shit maybe
uh... how you know what is in the nose was like because i smelled her foot is
not exactly like that
uh... thanks for twenty five bucks by the way right massive you know by the way
guys
you don't have to tip like twenty five dollars
you can you can stick to three or five and it was still it was still do
the same
I just hope you're aware.
You know, that's like, just saying.
So, yeah, look, this is three bucks here.
Nick, will the vae monk you say?
Yeah.
You lose control at the sight of a sockless feet,
a one centimeter cleavage, or a bag of fries.
Okay.
No, none of that is true besides the fries.
Relax, okay?
Yeah.
Genova Godspeed, thanks for watching the Prime.
Thank you.
Long frog, thank you for the 46 months, appreciate that.
No, wait, what a little, long frog, 46 is a brand new sub,
not 46 months, I didn't, I read that backwards,
I'm so sorry.
Welcome home, brand new subscriber, use your emotes.
You know, they're great, they're awesome.
Lil' breast milk says,
I hate that you refer to everyone online
when you are really talking about the neck beard
redditors with no jobs.
Okay, let's find out, we'll do a test right now.
Do you have a job? Yes or no?
Tap a chat.
Oh my god, it's majority yes. Holy fuck.
Wait, are you...
Surely you guys also aren't the ones that are posting on Reddit as well, alright?
Are you?
With jobs? There's no way you have time for that.
No.
Someone says watching Illinity is my job.
I have some extra expendable income after finishing my pharmacy residency
getting paid as a real pharmacist now oh I paid forward thank you Ryan
congrats on the on the on the new upgraded it's awesome yo G Todd second
power what the fuck does that mean thanks for the prime double fruit thanks
for the brand new prime welcome he's so cool Nick step up your game before it's
too late love you Nick huh good I slow like the shoes you had not kiss and
where did you get them what yo Arturo is cool he got girl before you
He's so cool. Next step your game before it's too late. Love you, Nikki. You look
good. Also the shoes you had at an OTK event. Where did you get them? By the way
we know for a fact that Super Mad, the guy who just said that by the way chat,
is 38 years old. He is 38 years old. We know this. He's been in the
community for for 28 months subscriber you know it's crazy yeah what do you mean
step my game up guys guys I'm not in a rush okay to find you know like a
girlfriend or anything like that now I'm not gonna lie I do miss the being
baby spoon at night like I can't like that made me so happy you looking handsome
AF today you are the man you are the best on twitch I can't believe you
let this don't know through I will be expecting my pay don't know checking the
mail later this week okay I did not someone else I don't even know who said
that yeah hey oh I am chill my card is about to decline
bro fellow guys guys guys I can donate only three dollars for this I want my
money back you have a great day Nick thank you Dan listen guys you do not
have to fight over top the other day okay you know what I don't be that
guy wouldn't it be better instead of donating 30 bucks to give subs to the
community you know so you know community can get a little bit of it you know
wouldn't that be great you know I could also to send it back to the community too
we could take brothel 60 and send it back we really could do that too I
could be the one gifting technically maybe how much is 60 60 dollars and
is that even a lot?
What?
Whose birthday is it?
Okay, let me see.
60...
60 bucks in gifted subs?
Damn!
That's only 10 gifted?
Is that how expensive subs are now?
Holy fuck!
that's insane
how do we how
how do we bring the sub the surprise down
is it is everything is going to be some more expensive from now on and that's
in that's the life we're going to live
is that what's going on here is it just fried dude
is that it
no
man
wait till next september
niki or so sexy on my god is one guy spamming this this guy tell us that
all you got time out no
he got timed out
on that i was really into it you have a million things for the prime things so
much
this guy would just subscribe his name is kill you all sixteen
i have never
been more scared
of someone subscribing in my life
then this guy
that is crazy
how is this a new account like what is going on here
most sane viewer
oh my god
that's wild and this though this is all lagging everything's lagging already
jesus christ
yo i did miss uh...
marx is the five gift itself is that money than brothel
all i i bugged it up
jesus christ
I'm glad you're doing well considering you're experiencing the true 30s experience of a bunch of sudden changes happening at once.
I had the same thing happen when I was your age.
Feels relatable.
That's true dude, if you think about it chat, a lot of things are changing.
Morning Nick, you wanna step up and attain level 99 Rizz?
Play the Korean dating simulator game Five Hearts Under One Roof.
Wake and Blocari played it together last night and turned into Riz lords
Hmm
Hey, Nick. You're a really cool dude and very funny as well. Thanks for streaming less than three
Yep
Nicholas Pollen you must do this. You know of whom I speak we must live through you best of luck
What?
Next time I would like a gifty good sire
yeah chat how do we how do we can how do we how do we just lock it in guys how
do we lock it in how do we lock it in guys like what do we do here faded
thanks for seven month thanks for seven zero cool zero just tipped $100 well I
I really think that has put the put the put the pin on the on the donkey there
so
Well zero cool zero that was pretty cool of you
Didn't even leave a message just took a hundred hours and slapped a you know Ryan Brothello in the face
But it is what it is
We'll take it. We'll take it check do you throw it back in the gifted subs you got this predator
What please stop calling that
Did we just throw it back in a gifted subs? How much is 100 gifted subs?
20? I throw it back. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We just throw it back dude. Oh my god, man
There we go. Easy peasy. Thanks so much for that for that for the
For the donation we throw it right back. Yo D gorilla. Thanks much for the five gift. I appreciate that
Okay, can you guys for real like can we just stop with like
The NMP Diddy, the Predator stuff, you know, we gotta move on, you know what I'm saying?
Like, we really do, you know, it's, you know, because like, we don't really be doing that
stuff anymore, guys, you know?
We don't really be doing that stuff anymore, you know what I'm saying?
Like, when was the last time we did something like that?
Anymore?
Yeah, like the jokes, the Pogo jokes, we don't, we don't make Pogo jokes anymore.
oh my god wait did you think I meant exactly what he was doing no guys it's
no no no no it's nice to see you uplift those around you and giving others an
opportunity to that is that is not what I meant makes me want to be better keep
up the good work NMP did he please tell me you knew what I meant crazy they're
giving you their rent money tell me Nick did she smell like temptation guys
Wait no gladiator, okay, man. I feel like nowadays with I gotta be very careful with things I say I
Think a son was right, dude. I think Milena was the shield
25 gifted sub. Oh, you know what that means. Yo fuck. Yeah, Frank for three two one
Dude Frank, thank you
Thank you for the gifted sub dude. We're close to 15 five
How do I refund this?
Oh, you can't.
What did he do it again?
Did Frank go back to back?
Is Frank going back to back?
That was weird.
What was weird?
Oh my god, fuck yeah Frank!
Jesus Christ!
This is crazy!
Back to back, did we hit the goal?
all time high 15505 morning Nick holy shit dude we got five gifted coming in as
well from pineapple gladiator five gifted coming in from marxie marks no
there's tin gifted yes much progress being made or have you scammed your
loving community oh my guys you see L this is the fourth time I'm not a
Scammer, do I look like a scammer?
Four, three, two, one.
Oh my god.
Oh my, eww.
Someone in chat said degrading myself for money.
Is that degrading?
Is dancing like that degrading?
Am I selling myself?
You know?
I mean, we're just zero hit mobility.
I know it's not good.
I got to practice if you know what I'm saying.
but
you know it's all good
uh... nick is your backers the kidneys is my lower back
uh... humiliation ritual
no
nick
yeah okay
yeah let me know
no what
is it just me orders catch you look like bellaport
who's bella porch
you're the best
i can't wait for extra emily to call someone siren european they've got to
her or something from the screen television to the ring ring to the pen pen
to the king crown where's my crown crown man shrugging that's my bling ring
dollar bills face always trouble devilish face when I ring telephone
receiver what was that what was that dude I'm not gonna lie
KSI song? He made a song? Is it any good? Do you want to listen to it? I heard people
were getting DMC8 over the song. Everyone's saying no. Yeah, I didn't hear it, but I saw
it. Do not promote it. Is it really that bad? I feel like you guys genuinely hate this
song. Is that what's going on? It's not DMC friendly? It's a prime ad. If it's an
advertising why would they deem say it seems kind of intuitive.
Lud has his whole stream blocked in every country for listening to it.
For real?
That's crazy.
Okay we won't listen to it then.
I actually kind of want to make a song myself but I feel like I don't have any talent and I'm useless.
So that could be true.
Yeah.
Dear Mr. Bundy, please don't let chat get you down.
Kisses.
Dear Mr. Bundy?
Bundy as in Ted Bundy the serial killer
Is that where we're at now is that where we're at? Oh Al Bundy
Al Bundy
Who's Al Bundy a
fictional character with married with children
Are you guys saying that this is me? I don't understand. I've never even seen this
He's the goats
Should I watch the show? Should I? I've never even seen it before. Is it funny in the office?
Trick question. It's impossible to be funny in the office.
Yeah, you know, Kmartt thinks that tier one sub welcome.
Jabbar thinks you're subbing as well. Appreciate that. If I missed your sub, I'm so sorry guys.
But we're fucking- we're popping off. It's good.
Yeah, it really is.
Bro, it's like the best sitcom ever made. I never heard of it before.
for we were watching the fresh prince you was watching that excuse me I was
watching the fresh prince excuse me are we getting are we getting get gate kept
out of the fresh prince not because we're not black enough that would that is
that what just happened to me I have no idea it seems like it yeah the office
is made as fuck stop dude guys the office is the greatest show that was
ever made in the history of mankind I would give up everything I have in life
Just to be an employee in that office. I would sit next to Stanley
It's so messed up that you need to ask multiple times grown
Vacation adults to stop comparing you with a literal sexual criminal
We have so much more stuff that we can joke around with but this is stupid
Good morning. Good people one love less than three. I agree, man
Hey crazy party last night. Thanks for the invite less than three
it didn't play it but the guy said hey mr. NMP diddy
mouse beach beach mouse
what is diddy even accused of by the way I gotta figure this out
Diddy accusations mouse beach beach mouse guys guys guys beach beach mouse it's it's
sex trafficking I finally am able to sub again your streams make me so happy
I've been going through the roughest time of my life these last couple of years, but I can always look forward to watching NMP. Thank you.
Guys, well, what? I'm glad things are getting better for you, but guys, you have 120 accusers who plan to file civil lawsuits across multiple states alleging in crimes like S.A., R., S.A., O.M.
that will include many power people and many this is this is who you guys are
accused you guys are comparing me with stop stop holy moly I think we might need
auto we I think you might need to add it to the auto mod because I think it's
too far he can never compare to you King XQCL add the word Diddy to the
ban list. It's too far. It's too far. Yeah, it's too much. Yeah, yeah. It's not even last
ban is gone. Guys, that's weird. Is that not weird? Come on. That is just weird. Oh man,
dude. Someone says, sounds good to me, dude. Damn, kids don't have any respect anymore.
not children they're adults the average age of this community is 28 years old so
you can just assume that someone typing is 28 years old that's how old we are how
that even get through you you can just absolutely assume that they're that yes
watch type your age right now don't lie type it see look I'm 55 I'm 42 56 31 31
28 33 32 36 23 28 28 35 33 33 29 32 37 27 30 22 24 19 24 20 35 look they're all
old they're all so old they're so old it's crazy guys I want this community to
be the shiny example of greatness can we go for that okay let me know what yeah
what let's this need this needs to be the census when yeah good one the census
Yeah, yeah, exactly. It should be good though. Even some first-time channels are kind of old, too.
I don't know how old I am. I'm either really young or really old.
Connor, how do you not know how old you are? Are you living in like some world delusion
where when you open your eyes you just see rainbows and butterflies and unicorns?
And you're just kind of floating through space and somehow you found yourself in this channel?
I wonder if we got people watching that are literally like clinically insane
We might dude like some people anyone here in in the same as
That was insane why
Why'd you tip another hundred dollars and didn't leave a note that that is crazy
It's every everything today is insane
That's insane
What is going on guys?
It's zero cool zero. Thank you for another hundred bucks. Appreciate that. Thank you. Oh
My god, that's crazy
Geez do we send it back and subs?
Do we send it back?
Well, how much is a hundred and get 100
20 send it back
He's gonna refund it on me out all this money, but it's okay. We can survive
We send it back
Thank you so much for the 100 bucks.
You are, you listen, listen, zero cool zero.
You are top D today.
No one's going to pass you.
You don't, you don't have to, you don't have to do it anymore.
Brofella with the five gifted.
Thank you.
Anonymous gift with the five gifted.
Thank you.
A heart and thanks for the tier one.
Appreciate that.
Thank you so much.
Amazing dude.
Amazing.
Yeah.
It's great.
Listen, I'm all about, I'm down.
Listen, I would love to get 17,000 subs.
I'm not going to say why.
It would be great.
Okay.
if you get there but if we can't it is what it is
you know no big deal
uh... is but it's close to be ever got so uh... i can't i can't complain so
uh...
yet it is a personal reason for that one i'm not going to say why
uh... mister grand thanks that brand new tier three sub welcome to welcome
yet a seventeen case of sodas record yes what it is that's who's it is
uh... for sure
let's uh... let me just gets
in it too
The Reddit here now
Days like today aren't necessarily the most super fun
Because 17k EU trip
See here's the problem if I do 17k EU trip then I actually have to go
That's the problem with that about that thing earlier Nick. Okay
Let me know.
NMPJ, I don't know what you're talking about.
You're going anyways? That's not true. Nothing's booked and it's not locked in.
Less than three.
Just let him know? Okay, I'll let you know.
17k is too low.
I mean, we gotta get-
Nick, I just wanted to say I've been having one of the worst weeks ever
and your streams have indefinitely made it worse,
so thanks for that less than three.
Okay, whatever you're going through, buddy, you deserve it.
Just keep in mind, everything that you've done up to this point is the reason where you are today.
So congratulations on your misery.
You deserve it.
So, about me getting 17,000 subs chat.
Um,
I don't even know.
Do I lock in an EU trip?
But we won't even get it.
20k oro comes over.
Yeah, but the thing is there's a time limit because these subs are gonna fall off in a few days anyways.
Yo, uh, Marksy.
Marksy Marks, thanks for the 10 gifted subs. Appreciate you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
It's all right fine
What's so bad about going to EU wouldn't it be fun? I'm just afraid
Last one I promise this guy doing another hundred dollars
17,000 subs what the heck chicken king to sub king champion. No and come to Scotland when you do EU
Emory said
Thank you so much for 300 hours today. I appreciate that. That's absolutely insane
Sun with face that's crazy. Thank you so much. Seriously. That's wild
Okay, here's the deal but guys I know a lot of people like are like, oh, I would love to travel
I would love to go like places right but aren't some of you also like homebodies that just
Really feel the most comfortable just being in their house and just being around like their animals and things they're familiar with
you know like that's kind of who I am like I really just like being around you
know things that I'm used to and you know things like that it makes me
uncomfortable to travel especially with without Milena because she is like the
one that really made it all happen you know what you have to let Emily
Parallel Park the GT are on stream easiest money you'll ever make
But you'll be going with Arthur
Okay, all right
Okay, Arthur has a wedding to plan
who's
You only live once make the most of it, so you're pretty much telling me to uh to go to Korea as well, aren't you?
Dude fuck it dude, maybe we just have to man
Maybe we just really have to maybe it's just time dude. Maybe we just
We just, instead of dipping our toe in the water, it's just time to jump straight in, you know?
We'll see.
We'll see.
Alright, let's go to the red here.
And we have...
You're forgetting how happy you were in Paris.
You ate a snail, Nick, you need the tap in a...
No, no, no, no, no.
I was happy in Paris because I saw how happy Paris made Milena.
Which made me happy.
So, that was my joy of Paris.
Like I don't know if I'm just an old man now
But like I get my joy from seeing other people happy
Like the the the most fun that I had at twitchcon was when I went with a
Civ gang to Disneyland and Raya was so
Happy to be at Disneyland. I didn't give two fucks about Disneyland that place sucks
Okay, but seeing her smile and seeing her enjoy the Disneyland that was my
My enjoyment there
You know and the same with the zoo. I didn't really care to see all those animals locked up in the zoo
Honestly, it made me kind of sad because they were just sitting there and everyone was just looking at them
There there wasn't too much space to run around. I thought about man if I was stuck in the zoo all day it fucking suck
You know, but when Emily saw the pandas she was she was glowing
With with happiness and that made me happy
So, man, you know what it is? I just need children, bro.
I'm just ready. I just need children. That's it, dude.
Because I think it's time. I think it's time that, you know, I think I've achieved all that I want to achieve personally.
I'm also-
And it's just time.
Homebody.
It's just time.
But you won't miss anything home, but you might miss out on some if you don't go.
Also, when is the Smeltier List coming?
You did so good in the first half of the donation, but you just had to make it weird. You really did.
Yeah. 17k subs, get a surrogate mom.
There's no, no, I wouldn't want to raise a... man.
What's someone say?
Do you have any idea of how you meet someone?
No, I don't. I mean, how does anyone meet anyone these days?
I really don't know. Is it Tinder? Is it Grindr?
I don't know. And I actually hate that I don't know.
I like to be in control of everything, and I don't know, so I don't know.
going outside I mean we have met a few new people recently but it's like at the
same time that's not an option really so I don't know what to do we'll just let
the flowers arrange themselves and whatever happens happens so you know
some said snapchat okay surely that's not the answer I fucking believe that
shit years ago holy fuck I hate that app bro someone snapped me someone took
their phone and and and it was dark and it turned the flash on and they
They brought it up to their asshole and and literally sent me a video of them pooping like it was some dude
So I saw like his like his butthole open up and the poop come out
That's what I was getting on snapchat. It was so bad
It was disgusting. I hated it dude. I literally deleted that app
So bad man. It's our man, dude
I made the mistake like seven years ago of adding every single one of my viewers to snapchat
soon bro it was an absolute mistake man it was why'd you keep watching bro I was
stuck there what am I supposed to do you know I was just stuck it was it man
bros frozen I was frozen no it wasn't healthy it was green it was green it
wasn't even good I think he was sick or something was horrible it was just it was
It's so bad, I hated it. I hated every second of it.
Yeah.
It was bad, man.
But either way,
if we get to 16,000 subs,
you know what, if we get to 17,000 subs,
we can lock in the EU trip, sure.
But that's a hard tax, that's a hard ask.
It's a hard ask.
of getting some more weirdos here nonetheless I am happy to be part of
community you make work a bit more better NMPL glad I can help glad I can
alright let's hop into the reddit so a lot of new things have been happened in
this community and we have kind of been letting people kind of run run rampant
5k so today we're gonna do the thing that most streamers are fear you still
have to think about me of course here I do of course
here how's it going how you doing buddy hopefully everything's well
yes yes yes I see you having a lot of fun there
going to ACL and stuff like that you had to double check that shit
for part of me I probably wonder if it was Malina resubbing for a second there
so yeah that's why I had to double check to see who that was
Um, you know, yeah, I had to, but it was Sears, so it's all good.
Um, Sears, yeah, he's a great guy.
He really is.
Um, okay, when we get to it, I'll tell you what's going on.
So let's start with the red.
Okay, that's a kangaroo.
Yo, Beast Mode, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
One step closer
One step closer to the next goal dude. Yeah, there we go
Here we go best siblings on twitch. I'm not gonna lie
This is kind of sweet. Isn't it?
Best step siblings. Yep. It's just kind of sweet. Don't we look happy?
This is all that I really want dude not sent I mean not Senate. Sorry that
just
Just be getting hugged, you know and being happy, you know, does that kind of make sense?
Isn't that all we really want chat is just
Someone to hug us and genuinely mean it
Is there anything more in life than that that you really could you could need?
You know
That's it man. That's perfect
Money fuck dude
What what is more? What's the word? What is more?
Desired if you don't have it
companionship, friendship, or money.
Because I bet you there's probably a lot of people that don't have money that have a lot of good like families and stuff, and they're maybe doing okay.
Did everyone chat saying money?
Really?
So you'd rather...
Can we ask you something, man? Like do. Did Katchy win Top Streamer? I missed that episode.
No, she lost.
Saw her on your morning stream winners somehow get into the morning stream.
Yeah.
I really liked the others. Also Gladiator.
Yeah, the others are great too, they left
Oh my god
I'm pretty sure you can't do that
So check hear me out. Hear me out. And this is just a question. Don't get mad. Don't get upset
Because I don't know
Okay, I don't know the answer. Is it better is it better
to be broke but have great family great loved ones around you or is it better
to have money and be perpetually alone money really is that 100% true because
everyone's saying my oh my god most people are saying that some people are
saying broke with a good family your chat is fucked in the head wait the
chats fucked what's the answer then in your opinion I'm genuinely curious
Family and money? Well duh, that's the best case scenario.
Huh, middle class with a great family?
Damn, someone chasted you die alone anyways.
That's crazy. What does this guy say, first time chatter?
You just want what you don't have, nothing is better than the other.
Ooh, wise
first time chatter. Maybe that's, that's very true, dude.
wait doggo doggo you said my chat's fucked in the head what's the right
answer to the question I see that you're here and you're listening floor is yours
I would love to hear your opinion you know that'd be great uh I'm broke but
happy I have a great wife and I'm a proud dad I wouldn't trade for anything
oh nice I said happiness however you obtain it I guess oh so this is the
third option personal happiness is the goal so whether that be money that makes
you happy or it's family if you had to choose maybe I think all my like my
weaknesses and insecurities to stem from my failing relationship with my mom
I'm not kidding I think if I fixed that I would probably be like a lot more
hole you know I'm not kidding I think so fuck do I try and fix it chat fix fix
mother relationship at 16,000 subs why are you guys telling me no though that's
crazy why you why you guys saying no it leaves such a big hole in me should not
try and patch it up good luck I mean yeah maybe it's hard but like if it's
Just because it's hard doesn't mean you shouldn't do it, you know?
Elson?
Oh man.
Oh.
You just knew to open a new chapter and be happy with yourself more.
Try new things.
No one loves anyone who don't love themselves.
I know from experience.
I'm pretty sure I love myself.
People saying family don't understand just how miserable being broke is.
That could be true.
Silver thanks to the re-sub.
See, I knew you didn't re-sub.
you didn't know
shinouzhi thinks we're seven
hotline
you know what that means
for
three
my goodness gracious twenty five gifted from
room
ramacran
rammer ramacran thank you for twenty five gifted so i probably fucking
but you didn't
they believe that
you know what this is this is great you don't like a lie chat
i think
I think Senna might be my favorite person on Twitch.
Arthur is probably number one, but she's probably right there at number two, for sure.
She's great.
Yeah.
Emily?
I think because of our shared blackness, I think Senna is above Emily.
I think Emily is like number three.
Soda?
Guys, I love Chance.
I love him forever.
Chance is doing his own goddamn thing.
he ain't got time for this just chatting bullshit
he's doing his own fucking thing okay he's busy
chances live in his best life
he really is
also being chances shared blackness as well
let's go to the next post
what the hell is this
ten months
what am i looking at here
What is this?
Filian?
Well, she's actually doing it.
Is that allowed?
That's crazy!
Yes?
Wait, can I do that?
I'm doing that!
I'm doing that next dream!
It's always what you don't have a rich person wants everything except money and the opposite for broke person
The good ways to not play the game and figure out personal preferences
Got it
Got it
Here's a deal I cannot I
Cannot dance like Phillion. I
Do not have what it takes?
I'm pretty sure I've met Phillion in real life, too. I think
So I do not have what it takes pretty sure
Thank you for the reset grammar savvy. Thank you appreciate that
Yeah, she's friends with Ms. Yeah, let's see what this is
My god, mr. Arthur, I'm just saying I don't know if you're a genius or
Sociopath, oh my god. I don't know there you are
This is literally the white German version of this guy
Wait Nick is half right Nick is half white half black. This is the purebred white German version of Nick
This is what it is. That's what it is. It's exactly
Okay, but if that's if that is that true though because like why does everyone seem to like Arthur so much more than me then
Is it because he's white and German is that the only difference here?
Is that really what's going on here? Is this all just racism? Oh my god, dude. Oh my god.
And we're okay with this chat. We're not going to do anything about it. We're just going to let
it go. Let it be. It has always been racism. Oh my god. So it's not my personality, then.
That's the problem. Is that what we're saying? Or is that still the problem, too?
are those considerate I mean I'm considerate too right you know I'm pretty
considerate find a black woman how how the girls that keep showing up to my to my
house you know they all they all seem to be Asian I don't know why I don't
know I don't know what to do about that yeah go to 6th Street you want me to go
down to 6th Street to find a girlfriend on dirty 6th are you fucking kidding me
dirty 6th dude you're coming back with diseases if you go out if you go on a
fucking dirty 6th jet yeah is not gonna be good it really won't go to the
library. You want me to go to a library? Try to girlfriend library? Hey, you like Harry
Potter? Sorcerer Stone? Is that how that works? Like, how does that work? You know, that can't
be it dude. Go gay and double the pool. That is not a good idea. Yeah, no. Jesus. Next
post. Salmis wants to drive Nick's GTR. This is Nora's sister by the way.
Chad, do you think he would let me drive it? Absolutely. I think he would. If Arthur was
allowed to. Technically Arthur didn't drive it, it was me who drove it. Well that's
not true. He did drive it that one string. Safe driver. I'll be honest Chad and this
this isn't i'm not trying to be weird
but salmos is my favorite of the sisters
she's the best
like she's
she is the absolute best
she's hilarious
she's so she's so funny like so funny she's she's like
i don't we're walking
uh...
we're walking in this uh...
is parking garage she's on her phone
and like she's not really paying attention i walk up behind her and i
try and trip her
and she like neo dodges it
and is like turns around like stairs we got like i'm some sort of bitch
you know
they are like how do you know if she's on the phone it was insane dude
it was insane
and that same day i i trip norah and she almost like a hit by a train
that
so it's like
the awareness difference between the two of them you know it's just so
it's so funny
If I had the GT-R I would let him drive it, you know?
Okay.
Yeah, you can drive it.
Yeah, you just gotta...
Puberance, I trust you the most out of Siv, really?
What I just remembered, didn't you tell us if we got you to 10k plus subs you'd give 100 subs in honor of that?
Where's our gifted subs?
I am poor, so I am just gaslighting.
Don't mind me.
Moving on.
Bring back Maya, and we'll forgive you.
oh my god this guy is lied dude
this guy's came in the donations and lied and is lied
that's crazy
why is she always real sunglasses
oh she's she's she's completely blind
yeah i can't can't see anything
yeah she actually has the cataracts i've seen her eyes it's uh...
they're just straight up it's straight up gray
you ever seen like the white walkers from uh...
from game of thrones
that's what she got going on it's just it's just straight
cataracts
but that's why her senses are so much better that's why she dodged the trip
you know
you try to trip a blind person yeah that would be that would be offensive if I
didn't try
you know
that would absolutely be just that be rude
hello
equal treatment yeah
she's like daredevil yeah she is
It's somehow she can drive.
Cataracts, I don't know how it happened.
Hello, Venik. Have you heard of Mecca of Tolla?
Sounds a lot like Mr. Arthur when you close your eyes.
What?
What is this?
You are coming, right?
Um, not right now.
Arthur, that's not even what I...
That's not even...
That's not what I said or meant at all.
Okay, but if I said this I'm the weirdo, right? What about Arthur?
Arthur Diddy
Man, dude
Arthur farms too much he learned from you
Bro is everything my fault, bro, you know
Arthur is just an innocent would you say or what the fuck does this mean?
Arthur is just an innocent little milk dog. Oh
Oh my god. Does no one remember Little Milk Dog? Okay. See, you know when that when the
head mod is fried, the whole channel is cooked, you know? You know this. The road trip. No
one knows what you're talking about. No one knows what you're saying there. That's
just weird. Your judgment, thanks for the prime. Thank you. You're gaslighting me?
Listen, listen. Only stupid people get gaslit, Oro. Okay. So either you're stupid or
or you're just wrong, pick one.
Yeah, and I'm, Oro, why are you yelling at me
in all caps now?
And in using, what's happening?
Oro, take a deep breath, okay?
Relax.
All right, do you feel better?
Okay, there we go.
Kisses for Oro, Jack, kisses for Oro.
Okay, next post.
A convertible for Emily.
She doesn't know.
do you guys did not link her a nineteen ninety-four dodge vapor
this is not a car for extremely
please don't don't let her buy this
please
emily needs to buy that exact portion that she got
because it is slow shit and she deserves to go slow
you know if
if extra emily had a car like that uh... like that jack guy
she would probably do the same thing i'm not kidding
like legit
but she probably died
you know it's best that she doesn't get anything that's fast whatsoever
uh... yeah
so please don't
stare her towards the start of our trip please exposed
cool places to visit europe during the winter this is zero up votes in a whole
bunch of downloads what it's so bad about this
welcome back
back folks to a brand new video
It's that time of the year where everything is super cold.
But there's something special about visiting Europe during winter.
So I've selected just a few.
And here are some places in Europe in winter.
Why does everyone hate this?
Let's do it.
Isn't it slow?
Isn't this relaxing?
Now before you even watch this video,
Don't forget to hit that like button, obviously, for the YouTube algorithm.
Okay, alright. I hate it too. I hate it.
Alright, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.
Alright, uh, ahem.
Okay, what is this?
The American Dream cost 4.4 million dollars.
Hmm?
It costs over 1 million more than most Americans make in a lifetime.
How does owning a new car cost 800 and 11,000 dollars?
How?
over a lifetime
wait
you can cut out a lot of these
like this one
raising two kids plus their four-year colleges just cut that one out
funeral cut that one out just down the side of the road
fuck it cut out the house too cut retirement
you're chilling all you need is pets in some vacation time and a wedding
uh...
dam such that we're going to do
the american dream is not too expensive what we do guys
we just give up
the yeah i mean i live in america
what we do
a i will save us
you think it will
a i jobs a i girlfriends
you think it will save us
just give up i already give up
no
the chat should polymism will save us
we need dark matter and we can go
said
damn top comment looks like the cheapest thing to do is to die
well
i don't recommend that chat
because if you're dead you can't enjoy water burger
and that's really important
it's true
Nick, I see no difference.
Milk, catchy.
Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture
and that picture.
They're the same picture.
I don't understand this.
I don't like milk.
I'm so confused.
But you like catchy.
I don't don't like catchy.
But I definitely don't like milk.
Milk dog.
I don't get it.
Next post.
For Nick, Stream's best gaming chair.
if you if you had a game in true that truly had toilet in it like that
your whole house it's not horrible
this is this is just not okay
this should just never be a thing
this is so gross like
like honestly
if you can't you know if you're like within good health and you can't get up
and go to the bathroom due to laziness
there's bigger issues at play
there really is
it's true
can i post
i swear in p's the most reliable stream on twitch as i feel the same
because i don't understand i don't get it
because she said lebron
This is how I feel man like what the fuck you know like this dude this is this is an
the NMPL a viewer bro right here man
oh dude
so
he's like mad about it
hey what is the second party bro
or is that second party second comment
ain't no party like a diddy party
did he say that
oh man dude he said that
he actually said that
i mean people kept going to the diddy parties right so
No, I dropped my throat, sucker.
No!
Where?
How is it gone?
Ha!
Oh, I got it.
Is it all the chicken tout?
No, it was in my crotch.
Ain't no part like an NMP party.
Bro, I don't even throw parties, guys.
Next post.
This is mildly annoying.
Nick choosing to hang out with.
Nick, it's catchy, OTK top steamer contestants.
and then OTK members.
This is so annoying.
Not wrong though.
Well, I think it is wrong.
I think it's wrong.
Half the OTK members,
every time I invite them over here
at 10 o'clock in the morning,
it's like I just awoken them
from the deepest slumber ever
and I can tell they're suffering.
So I don't like to invite them over,
you know, because it's annoying to them, okay?
Number two, I invite extremely over every fucking day and I go on her stream every day
Okay
Asmon isn't coming
That's for sure. I don't feel I don't like inconveniencing chance too much
Listen, I would love to stream a chance every day if I could it'd be great
But he has his own stream that he has to run, you know
Missing waking up before 10 unless it's for the Sidemen charity match, you know
But he did say he would come on more if I asked him, so maybe I should, but you know, we do do stuff with OTK members, you know.
We do.
Now, the top streamer contestants, they did come on my stream.
They have been on Canute stream. They have been on TechDone stream.
You know, they even got dinner with Jacob and me and Finn.
They even did an escape room with Jacob from OTK as well.
Right?
The only difference is, this seems this way just because you guys care more about this.
More so.
You know?
So, you know?
this is how it's going and the other contestants have left
and the guy's honest truth you know I don't owe my stream to anybody
to be completely fucking honest and I can really choose who I want to do it with so
you know but I don't think it's unfair
I don't so a rob is still there
yeah and a rob's been on canute stream 10,000 times you know
how that would tech you a thousand times he's got one of my stream wants
And at the end of the day guys, my job on a Twitch streamer is to do what's the most entertaining
and the numbers speak for themselves.
So that's really kind of how it works, if that makes sense.
Chat why are you forcing him to stream with other people?
Yeah I don't, I mean there are 93 comments here, you know.
like if you look here this is really making people feel a certain way it
really does like look at this these are adults yeah so yeah it's making people
feel a certain way about it yeah but I stream with everyone's to stream in you
know I really do so yeah I'll stream with you okay cooking stream at Azman's house
if Azman invited me over I'd be over there in a minute yeah why do you think
I do so much stuff with it with with X trimly because she asked me to do stuff
with her and I asked her you know like let's use chances example he hasn't
asked me to be on his stream in like three years and if he did I would do it
you know so it's like I don't know what you want for me you know but Emily I
message Emily like every Monday and I'm like tell me your exact week you know
she messes me and we plan stuff this is the way that it goes yeah so you're
saying everyone else sucks besides you and Emily no they don't suck they just
do their own thing right it's not that they suck like me and Emily's content
is very compatible with one another so it works you know me and catchy's content
is pretty compatible because essentially she's just crazy and it works I
I think I think a Tinty Nat or T-10 Nat I think she would do very well with me as
well she'd be great what do you mean who yeah wonder why I mean she's funny you
know she's funny anything will work I follow you Nick cause you're a good guy
yeah aiming with cat was a good move I really enjoyed it yesterday and giving
her a redemption arc was nice keep doing you it's working so far even if you do
have a foot fetish okay
but well listen listen you guys know as the viewer what content you guys like
to watch out of this channel okay you know it and I know it and it's my job
as a streamer to do what you know most people like doing that's it if it was
up to me brother I wouldn't even do any of this shit and I would just play war
the warcraft but y'all wouldn't watch it okay I would love to sit here and play
while all day I would love to do what chance is doing I but I don't even have
a house yet I gotta I gotta do I gotta get some Skrilla up so I can get a
house can't live in this house forever you know maybe stop gambling
that's true exactly but yeah these posts are quite funny
next post a fan from Russia okay just because a guy is doing the same pose that
I'm doing doesn't mean he's a fan all right but either way next post bro just
share chats miss emmy will techie and can you do it all the time I don't know
I don't know what that means, share chats.
Next post.
I feel like Nick would enjoy this.
What is happening?
Is that a foot?
Is that a foot pizza?
Wait, let's get some B roll of this.
This is disgusting.
This is so gross.
Like, I'm gonna be honest, if this was a titty,
I wouldn't even like it.
This is gross.
know you wouldn't eat a toe I mean you got to be some sort of sick sick
individual to find this pizza attractive if you eat this pizza and it turns you
on you are fucked in the head absolutely fucked and finish the clip is
Is this exciting you guys chat?
What the what what just happened? Why'd you take your pants off?
What the hell?
Why are you linking on my reddit dude?
What what is going on?
Did you link me this clip because of the pizza?
Did you link me the clip because of the pizza? Oh, man, dude
Is this my life now?
Is this it?
Stand up bro. I can I
Know I'm not saying that was 25 gifted my stand up. I'm not I'm not not not doing it
So not doing it
Okay
I'm rooting for him
But anyone else get these vibes when Nick said they find their third
Stay strong against the androids temptations Nick and Arthur as
as to there are no more no less a master and an apprentice so I have been just
since since coming back from Spain oh always to there are always sorry ever
since come back from Spain I have been looking for like my own little team of
like content creators I can make content with we got Emily we got Arthur you
you know we need people that are super flexible you know
you know what's up net as a going
are you doing
was it after what you said net
about the barbecue
i think you know exactly what's going on here
yeah
on or yeah
we remember
is that what i think it was made for yeah
it was
but they'd be busy
I need flexibility, you know.
That's what I need.
I need Arthur's.
Mr. Arthur's a perfect example of what I need.
That's it.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
Signify, thanks for that tier one sub.
Welcome home.
Appreciate that.
Arthur Gang.
Arthur Gang, yep.
Next post.
New viral game, basically,
GEOGESSER FOR NATIONALITIES FOR COP UNIT TO TRY IT OUT PERFECT FOR STREAM
What wasn't the TLDR though with this Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard?
Weren't they both just horrible people?
Wasn't that like the TLDR the whole situation?
No, people are saying no.
No, just her.
He was drunk.
She is hot though.
Amber Heard?
I mean she's okay, yeah.
I think Johnny Depp's maybe a little bit hotter, to be honest.
If it matters.
She doesn't.
She's shit on the bed.
Wait.
Who's shit on the bed?
Have I seen her Mercy Cosplay?
No, link it to me.
Amber?
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Can I get a TLBR?
Who's shit on the bed?
And why?
Amber's shit on the bed.
But for what reason?
Because she's crazy.
So you're telling me that this woman walked or jumped into their bed and pooed.
And this was an unconcentral poo. Like Johnny did not ask for this poo.
Wow. There's a picture of it?
There's a picture of poo?
She tried to say it was her dog but it was too small for that.
Oh my god.
And you guys think that me and Katya are gonna end up this way?
Honestly, is that what you guys think?
So you think that she's going to poo on the bed is what you're saying?
Guys, it's not even like that at all guys.
Saw this new berry clip on LSF this morning and thought of you.
What do you mean by that?
What do you say maybe?
Wait, aren't you supposed to be over here 15 minutes ago?
What are you doing?
What is happening?
She's gonna poo in the GTR.
Why are you smiling?
I wonder if I'm making a mistake.
Time is relative for Lady Nick.
Okay, Claudia, you got it.
Check the bedroom.
Okay, I was in the bedroom this morning.
There was no poo.
She is not here in this house.
Why would there be poo?
Arthur?
The chat is coming from inside the house, Monkall.
I I I just hope that we can we can stream with catchy and
Then chat can just understand that it's all jokes
Can we
Is that possible it's all jokes
Yeah, why is why is the intro getting longer every day?
Bro, this is why
You want me to just go out go out without her I told her yesterday to be here at 1030 and she says
I should never have said that she...
What are you saying unless to?
Cause she's definitely on mobile.
See, it's all jokes, exactly.
It's all jokes, guys.
It's all jokes just like Arthur and FanFan are joking too.
Just don't let anyone blame it on buddy to be fair if there's any poo anywhere
99% it's it's for me
Because I have problems like you know
With that sort of shit, so I'm at your gate
Which added a new feature where multiple streamers can combine their chaps and still stream on their own channels
Yeah, I saw
All right next post okay. Oh, I got something cool to talk about by the way chat
This is actually really awesome and really sick and
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private network. Yeah, it does. So, easy peasy, third day money back guarantee, 24 or 7 customer
service. So, boom. Amazing. Amazing. Oh! I think our guest is here. Oh wow! Perfect timing.
Hi, hello, hello. Yeah, do you know how to turn on the camera?
Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it.
I don't know anything. Okay, that's great.
Okay, so it's like this. It's like this.
Well, you have to turn it on and off. Oro is doing it.
Oro, let me do it. I know how to do it.
Yeah, she really is.
Just have a seat. Have a seat. Have a seat.
You found who that is not true
Wait, yeah, take a seat
Yeah, no, okay, I didn't or can you clarify that you did not get mod because the feet pics can you just clarify that?
Thank you for lending me the GT on
Yeah, no problem. I know it's true. I don't want she says that
I don't know what it is.
She got modged at, she said, there we go.
I'll show the chat just for the record here.
I did not get modged because of the feet pics, it was a joke, unless, unless, unless, maybe
she's just trying to like protect you.
From what?
Also I'm sorry I'm wearing socks today.
That is perfectly acceptable and A-OK, like that's fine.
You know, we are A-OK with that.
I mean, you didn't have them all yesterday, so.
Because, okay, in Manila, I never wear socks, I just wear sandals.
What did you just show?
I didn't even read that.
No, it was just Oro saying this Surfshark link for extra months.
Yes.
Like the link.
Yeah, no.
It's all fine.
It's all fine.
here you're a little bit a little bit late but it's okay because it's what's
it called Filipino time so I'm actually early so you're supposed to be it what
wait because I said 10 30 so the answer is 11 well technically you told me 10
Filipino time which is supposed to be 10 30 but I don't know I took it as 10 30
so it's like less than 11 so I made it I'm on time how do you feel about
this photo here. I saw that. Do you know who these people are? Of course. Hey but to be
fair like it wasn't just her it was also him you know. So I should be afraid too. I should
have my own Andy. Okay. So what? You're supposed to say it's not it's not like that. Like
You know, it's not like that, you know, don't be like, yeah, this is gonna happen. This is true for sure, you know, you know, but
Yeah
I mean at this point now it's coercion, so at this point does it really count?
Find out guys
Stay tuned. Yeah. Yeah, it's all good. Yeah
See look at this she came off a lot more normal today, you actually yeah, you yeah, yeah
How you feeling after this dream yesterday?
I don't know. I felt good. I mean we spent like the whole day yesterday together
It's true, but like not in a weird way like
That doesn't mean anything but okay, so right after stream because I wanted to feel useful, you know, and so like I helped
No, I don't mean it like a bad way so I helped them like fix their house, you know like move stuff around
around, Loki like doing chores for them. Well not for them, with them. So I was just helping
around and then we went to Ikea, which was fun. It was fun.
Yeah.
For the record, Mr. Arthur put it to work. I was playing.
I mean, and you were playing WoW for a bit and then you like abandoned your raid after
a while, right? That's what she said.
Yeah, I abandoned my raid because we had to go, I had to go to the gym.
Oh yeah, we went to Iron Forge. I forgot.
I'm awake. He's awesome. I also met Senna. She's awesome 25 gifted some come on. We gotta do it
Good enough good enough yeah, it's good Kevin. Thanks for 25 gifted. She's taller. Oh
Oh, you have to stop.
OK, to be fair, I'm really not.
But I'm wearing.
OK.
You know what that means.
Five, four, three, two, one.
OK, OK, Joe, not too much.
Thank you.
Thank you for another 25 gifted master route.
Thank you.
I shake it like you mean it.
Yeah, you know?
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're good.
We're good.
Thank you guys for all the gifted subs.
Appreciate you, appreciate you.
Alright, so, we gotta get through this right real quick and we can, we can, alright go ahead.
Okay.
Oh nice.
Damn!
That's amazing.
Really?
That's amazing.
Also disclaimer I asked him off stream if he takes ozampic and he does not
Thank you for clearing that clarifying
They started closing that gate
Yeah, it was open for the longest time
See it's true. That's true. I do not I do not take I do not do ozampic guys listen listen
There is a way that you can lose weight. I can tell you the secret right now
Just don't eat the whole world.
That's true, just eat less.
You don't even have to work out that much.
Like if you just want to lose weight,
but like obviously you might lose muscle too.
So you have to eat protein and do weights.
But if you just want to lose fat, just don't eat too much.
That's it.
Yeah, it's easy.
Let's go to the next voice, the next post.
Avoid Croatia on your EU trip, Monka's.
German streamers escape a ledge robbery attempt.
What?
Hey, what's the problem?
The guy is right over there.
Oh my god.
Is this kid?
Bro, let me go.
Let me go.
What?
Bro, he wanted to kill us.
Ok, what do we do now?
Do you understand him?
But why?
I was just standing in the fuel station.
What was that?
It was nothing.
What the fuck?
What happened? I don't understand.
I know.
Arthur, translate.
People were following them
to rob them?
No way.
Do they have stuff to rob?
Speaking of that today,
I don't know if I can say this. Never mind.
Bruh, what?
Can I just say something?
It's not bad.
Oh god.
start talking, I get scared. What are you gonna say? It's not, it's not, it's funny, it's funny.
Okay, it's funny, go ahead. Because yesterday, so we were in the car, right? And we were
driving, and then there were like, there was like another car next to us, like we were
like, it was like a stoplight, right? And then there was a pretty girl driving, and
then Arthur was like trying to like be cool or whatever, and like, Nick was like
cringing. But then, like it was funny. But then after a while, like, we were
like going on the same road and that Loki felt like we were following yeah so
Arthur this this dumbass Arthur bro we pull up to this to these girls in the
car right and he's sitting in the passenger seat and they're on there on
his window right he rolls down the window it sticks his arm out he's just
like you know and then like I'm like oh my god close the fucking window you
freak and but then she's right and then we just follow them you know we're
this big ass escalate and they're in their small little car and it's like
i was like looking at them because i was in like the backseat the driver made like a side
i like she usually looked so concerned you know you should have done you should have been like
that you should have been like help me like crying like what am i doing
that have been so funny dude yeah that have been funny but yeah this is crazy uh people can
Rob, scary Monkis. What is this, Nick caught line?
That's not your legs. Oh my god. Shut the front door right now. You let her post a photo
in your car? Well.
What do you mean you?
You. Arthur's nothing when driving. I'm just saying, those aren't Arthur's legs.
It is a two-seater
Not a lie. So you're telling me Arthur's wearing that skirt?
I'm telling you I'm not even there
It's a two-seater. Oh, I did lie
What yeah
Yeah, all right, so
Three nights ago, right?
You told me. Oh, is it okay if I
Pick you up by the way
Look at my face.
You're so scared.
You...
And the thing is, and this is so funny.
You're an art teacher.
Oh, look at the other side.
Dude, whenever you start talking, you just...
Because I think the funny thing is,
we're doing nothing wrong.
Yeah.
Nothing.
Okay.
But I don't know what it is with you.
Whenever you start talking the fear of God just runs through my body. I don't know why
What he's cuz you're so unpredictable. I don't get it
That's what makes it fun. It makes you see what that's what makes it fun
For you yeah for me I'm having so much fun
Okay, so much that goes she can fuck my life up Ryan relax
He's dumb. I've had enough of that.
Ryan right now is like, yes!
Alright, let's finish this clip.
Still live.
Yeah.
And I was like, yup, that's fine.
Right.
So you did.
Yeah.
Right?
And then stuff happened, right?
Everything went right.
Then when it was back...
Look at his face.
Look at my face.
do you do you do you choose these words on purpose or is this am I am I lying
stuff happened what's wrong with that stuff happened okay I'm gonna go home
out around like midnight right where's the question okay what I was time to go
home we just left you didn't invite Arthur to go with us you just
It's just us again.
So, you're telling the Arthur's wearing that skirt?
I'm telling you, I'm not even there!
Mm-hmm.
It's a two-seater!
That's not...
Okay.
Okay.
Hot.
I did lie.
Why did you feel the need to lie?
I...
I...
was just trying to throw Arthur under the bus.
Because...
It would be funny.
Mmm.
Sure.
That's...
...is it.
Someone said Bill Clinton asked Motherfucker.
Guys?
Why do we keep comparing me to these...
...these guys?
My favorite is the one that you hate.
Yep.
But I can't say it anymore.
But that's so good.
That's so good.
I wonder what else he's been lying to us about.
And this guy goes, I bet he's not even black.
Is my race now under scrupulation?
Oh god, it's just like a really good tan.
Is that what's going on?
Jesus Christ, dude. Am I losing credibility?
I see it.
Hi Nick. 40 year old OG here.
Good morning.
Catchy, speak for all of chat.
We are genuinely happy to see you today
and we are glad you look happy,
Make our body Nick happy, and you make chat happy. Welcome to the community XQCL.
Thank you. Oh my gosh, I've been getting like crazy DMs.
OK, because my DMs, I should turn them off at their on because like it's so
interesting to me to see them. But then one of them was like, I probably
shouldn't even say it. But one of them never mind.
I mean, at this point, just say it, dude.
No, it was like, you know, like Nick is a nine out of 10.
Like all of the girls he he hangs around with always call him an old man
But you are like like you should like give him his flowers. He deserves it
Someone said that yeah, I can show he said more of it. I'm not saying that there is so chats out there wingmanning
Basically
Okay
Nick's alt oh my
I do not have any alts, okay?
About those other requests, none of them are you?
I would...
You mean the requests that you're talking about, the feat requests?
Yeah.
I showed you some.
Some other requests, right?
Yes.
Yeah.
No. Oh my god, no.
No.
No, no, I I would not I'm not requesting feet pics
First our force PC Kenny, okay
That is AC
Okay, oh
Man dude, I feel like I'm feeling there's just like all these like landmines that are like AC's out here talking about feet
You know catches over here doing all this like all these landmines and I'm they're all like
Obviously kind of appealing so I have to dodge them all or everything's gonna explode. Is that what's going on here?
Yeah, is that what's going on we take but OTK catchy when a stuff watch catchy pieces
with the numbers
Hmm
Welcome cat. We're glad to have you here Nick. Thank you for helping me pay my rent
You're an awesome guy. Wow
Sure, buddy caught
Yep, no problem dude. All right. Let's uh, let's just go on here. Okay next post
just do you care to explain this photo I feel like you should okay so chat what do you think
this photo means guys because there's a lot of things going on here moving in to get no
so what what is going on here okay yes it is true send you feet pics for a star forge
PC. Stop. Go ahead. He'd like it. Stop. It is it is true that we went to IKEA. But all
this stuff. So I'm just going to be transparent. Okay. It is true that I am farming the parasocials
for clicks and comments and views. It's true. I'm sorry. I know this would get
people excited and I know you think that she's moving in but the real truth of the
matter is Arthur is building this room for Fan Fan. He will be building this room
today on stream because Fan Fan's coming to visit. We recently just got an open
room so you know my tech storage room he in one day by himself well she helped
a little bit. I helped so much yesterday hello I was sweating because I was
carrying so many things. Yes that's true that's true. Part of my twit longer. Okay
getting put it in there and she was sweating carrying stuff I was playing
wow okay. Yeah he was it was just me aren't there. Yes. No but then you carried one box
after a while like when you quit your raid you carried one box. I did I carried
one box but I also did pay for all this stuff so it evens out all right I guess
but it doesn't even benefit me so I'm just doing free labor is it yeah but you
know something that everything has to benefit you all right little missy maybe
he's good to hang out with some nice guys you know you know and who knows
never mind so essentially mr. Arthur today on his stream he will be building
this room if you guys care care to to watch. I may or may not be there too. I'm
I definitely will not be helping. I'm gonna be playing while I get mythic
things in it. So either way yeah but that was fun because okay so because we would
like go around the showrooms right and then so he would take pictures of the
ones like we liked but then you only took pictures of like the aisle number.
So, I'm so fucking stupid chat.
So it's like, I would take a picture of the aisle number, but I forgot what it was.
So we'd go to the aisle to pick up everything, and we had no- I'm pretty sure we bought things
that weren't even a part of the thing that we bought.
So I never took a picture of what it was.
So I just had no idea.
Not the name, nothing, just the aisle number.
Just the aisle number.
Yeah, so it was bad, but either way, either way.
Next post.
Okay.
Okay, this is where I have to do some course correcting here, because I'm learning from
the past.
Yes, this can be funny, but some viewers go too far with this sort of stuff, so I'm not
going to allow anyone to compare other people like this in this way, unless it's like extra
family or Senate because they don't care. I'm not saying that Nora does, but I don't want
her to get extra shit. She's doing her own thing. Same thing for Malena or anything like
that. Don't do it to even people like Emeru or anything like that either.
Disclaimer, I don't care. But everyone else cares, so not them.
Even if they do or they don't, I just don't want any sort of weird things going on
because in the past, I remember it's just not good. It's just funny. To people
who are fucking sane.
Do you understand that there's illness among us?
And like those people are taking away the fun.
So, yeah, so, yeah.
To be fair, I did watch this.
Again, I found it funny,
but we're just not gonna be doing any
of this sort of comparison.
Okay, chat, so, gonna actually end up
removing it here from the Reddit.
And we're gonna be moving on, so next post.
What's up, Nick?
uh...
all
and another thing that we have to talk about
so there are two people
no cell
and
scared shirt sacred shirt
you guys are spamming the living fuck out of this reddit with your horseshit
drama
no
This isn't how our reddit works.
Okay, we're there for the funny memes, like the Amber Heard stuff.
You know?
That's what this reddit's all about. So I'm doing a little course correcting here.
Don't spam it.
Be a little bit creative with your stuff, not this creative.
Okay, somebody like this is fine.
This is perfectly fine.
We like this sort of stuff.
This is even fine too. This is all good. This...
hilarious
okay there's even a more funny
uh... meme that isn't even on the reddit
yes
where did you even find that
discord
no i laughed so hard
yeah let me show you guys this
hard
so
this chat this is what the reddit is supposed to be
okay watch
so
when it comes
to three month old tail in negel
You are the fuck!
Hahahaha
Like, like, like this is what the Reddit's supposed to be!
Okay, funny, wholesome, no one's getting put down, no one's getting compared unnecessarily.
It's just funny, good memes, and that's what we're going for on the Reddit, okay?
Yeah, yeah, and like honestly, adding Russell to this, see if we can find him?
we love it okay good at it so I said a little bit of course correcting here
because I want to make sure that the community is walking on the same path
and we're all in the same on the same thing here so you know is that kind of
makes sense chat we got it that said we're it's time for us to hop into the
car okay and we're gonna go ahead hey just want to thank you again for your
Donation to the starving orphans who are sick fund so generous. Yep. No problem
You're work with those abandoned dogs does not go unnoticed. Yeah, it's just what I do
You know there's no bounds, but someone has to say it. Yeah, it's
Thanks, Nick for saving my dog when it was trapped under your yacht after you saved your captain who was choking
Yep, thank you so much. Nope. It's just all the day to work really
Thank you for fighting off that bear three days ago
go. Your arm. Yeah, it's just kind of, you know. I didn't know you had that in you. I
do, yeah. It's just kind of what we do around. Yeah, let's just go hop in my Cadillac Escalade.
We can leave the Nissan GTR for a different day. So let's go ahead. Offstream. Alright,
Let's just go ahead and, I think this is it, and, oh, what the hell, that's funny.
And it's a little bit dark in there, but we'll go into the car, alright, we'll see you guys
in the car.
Chat while we're walking, oh my God, Arthur's in the car.
Guys, everyone say hi to Arthur.
So you guys started the horror movie?
Yup.
If you guys want to, if you guys want to just give me a whole bunch of Twitch
Prime subs, we'll take them.
We're trying to get to 17k, so we can, uh, I'm not going to play that.
help help so it's very dark right now it is very very dark Nick didn't leave me
well he did leave me in the car for hours help help anyways so do you guys
think they will come and save me. How about a little bit of light? Why the pause? I don't know.
Did they even crack the window? No, it is really hot in this car chat.
Hey, stop chewing like that. Oh my god. Is it illegal nowadays to chew gum? I can't really
forget about that. After how long have you been sitting in the car? We're considering we
We were supposed to go at 10 AM.
It has been 80 minutes.
It's crazy.
And the car's locked, and Nick wouldn't check his messages.
So yeah, it is kind of crazy.
The car locked itself.
Nick didn't check his messages.
He wouldn't let me out.
Yeah, it is not good.
I'm kidding.
I'm actually just joking.
I literally just entered the car.
I thought it's funny though. I thought it's funny.
However, isn't it quite suspicious
that they're hopping into the car and I know that it takes
estimately thirty seconds to make it from Nick's room?
Oh my god!
Oro, you cannot do that! Oro! Stop! Stop!
Bro, that is scary!
Oh my god!
Well, I am genuinely scared.
Oh, someone's coming.
You know what's crazy?
Our good old friend Nicholas is always bringing a water bottle.
And he always forgets that I'm prepping a water bottle.
Arthur.
Nicholas.
How you doing?
Arthur.
Why don't you open the garage door?
I thought it's like more...
You're sitting in the dark for so weird, oh.
Cinematic.
Yeah, I've been waiting for 80 minutes, Nick.
Eight minutes?
Yeah, I'm sweating in the car.
The car locked itself, and you didn't check your messages.
Oh, were you faxing?
I'm kidding.
I was kidding.
Chill out, dude.
Chill out.
But it did look like a horror movie.
Dude, Oro put scary eyes behind me.
You were in here for eight minutes.
Are you sure with Oro?
I mean, I checked the back, and I didn't see anything.
Maybe only the camera caught it.
Do you know how to do this?
what's that? you know what this is? like you cover the camera right? with something like this big?
okay this is a microphone okay it has a magnet so what you do is you take the magnet off
you put the magnet under your shirt and this goes on to the top like this here's the magnet
and here's this okay yes yeah now try and take it off okay you got it i believe in you
Okay, so it should be like in the middle, right?
Yeah, I would say that.
I really would.
And the light is pointing upwards.
So you don't see chat while you're here.
Oh, you see it on your phone.
Yeah, so the light goes north.
Okay, but do I sound good?
I don't know how you say it.
Okay, type 48 if I sound good.
Turn it a little bit.
What do you mean?
So the light's north.
Oh, oh, that's what you mean.
That's like that.
I thought you were talking about the sunlight.
I was like.
Yeah, you're getting four years.
So you don't have your own chat?
I can open yours, but it'll just be the Twitch stream.
Wait, what am I supposed to do?
I know nothing about streaming.
Wait, what?
What's that?
What's that?
I can open your Twitch stream.
That's what I would do before.
I'd open my own Twitch stream.
It's okay.
Everything's okay. You're fine. You're in good hands. You can use this phone if you really want to
Okay, no, but legit. Can you teach me? So what's that?
This is an app that has my donations in it. Yeah, and my subscriptions
And all that sort of stuff even has a media share on it
Okay, what app is that?
It's called IRL chat. Oh, that's only it's only no no. No, I told you IRL Pro
Two separate things. This is only on the Android and you can't get it anymore. It's an old app
Yeah, that's an Android. So you have to one for I have five phones
That's so sus. Yeah, I
Have five phones Nick. Yeah, you are being so considerate the way you speaking right now. I
Have never in my life heard you talk like that to anybody. What does that mean?
What are you trying to imply? I'm not even trying anything. I'm just pointing it out
and I'm leaving it in the car.
Arthur, what are you doing to me?
Nothing, I'm just pointing it out.
Okay, so this IRL chat, IRL Pro.
So what you should do, okay,
you should go to your app store
and get an app called Frosty.
This is one that Mr. Arthur showed me.
Frosty, the snowman.
Where's the jolly? Something, no.
Okay, well, I wouldn't go that far.
Oh, Frostbot.
What?
What there's like frostbite is something fossa, but fossa
Fossa it's fossa
Okay frosty. Yeah, do you see the app? Yeah. Oh, I have it. Oh, you have it, but I never open
Okay
Okay, we can do it another time. No, no, it's good. No, let's do it now. It's fine. Okay. Can I connect with twitch?
All right
Not loading
Okay username
It's catchy
Don't say a password please. I don't even remember it. Let's see
You have cameras everywhere. We're like recording first off. I already know your password
Because you you had you see you have to sign in the things and I see what you sign into
Huh?
Where if you ever connect to my Wi-Fi anything that goes through your phone, I have
Remember when you remember the eight cues?
Yeah. I have all the data. Oh God. Yeah. I feel bad. We both have all the data. We do know everything. I know nothing. Gigi's. Yeah, it's just. All right.
I wish I could say the same. I'm going to invite you to the Philippines, have my own friend, have our own inside jokes and every time he asks me, he'll be like, oh, it's nothing.
If you if you stick around after six months, then I'll let you know and then I'll let you connect with my wife
And I'll seal all your data
Okay, it's a deal and such history
I'll be honest if I go to the Philippines with you
I'm sure we've already had so many failures up to that point
I did ask you if you like beaches and the Philippines is known for its beaches and
I do like beaches
Did you log in there?
I know.
Okay, we gotta get you in there.
Wait, it's asking, okay, wait, I have to check my authenticator app.
Is it called offy?
Yes.
Oh, yeah, you should just don't tell everyone everything.
Don't tell them what little app thing you're using.
But it doesn't matter what they're going to download it and have my offy go with it.
Okay, but it's just like, you know, you just don't need to know everything.
You know, they really don't.
Not everything. Some things Chet doesn't need to know.
Oh, like just kidding.
Stop!
Nitro, thanks for subbing.
Okay. Also, he's just light mode. That's weird.
They know.
Alejandro, thanks for subbing.
Should I turn this on? Show a historical message?
Sure.
And then share a crash with us?
You don't have to.
Yep, let's go. Okay, scroll through all that shit.
Huh? There's no yes.
Okay. You go here, let me just help you out.
Hype.
And thanks, I'm great. You're my safe space.
You're my safe space?
Is it not that?
Oh, there's the chat.
Okay, I can see chat.
It's not you're my safe space.
What is it?
It's not you.
You're my safe space.
It's in my sexiness.
Not in your my sexiness.
I thought it was like your love song, you know.
You're my sexiness.
Also, who's saying that?
I feel like that's not AI because AI is recent and you've been streaming for like 500 years.
So who sang that?
You ever seen South Park?
Yeah.
It's Eric Cartman.
He signed up for you?
Yeah, yep catchy that's exactly that's exactly so um so what we're gonna do now
you have the chat and everything's good yeah you're feeling you're feeling
comfortable yes okay I'm glad you're here thank you
By the way guys, in case you need to hydrate, I brought three bottles of water.
Is this one hers?
Well, thank you for you, but you brought your own.
You want some water?
I'm good.
It's water.
But there is a twist. One of these bottles.
Alright.
Okay, so, you ready to go?
I'm ready.
Okay?
So, I'm gonna black them out so they can't see.
Like my caption.
Okay, exactly. So you can pick a song if you want and we can just listen to it as we drive.
But it might be the MCA, it's fine.
Yeah, we don't care.
That actually just completely killed it, the second it happened.
I know it's a play.
Can I cue like a couple?
Sure, if that makes you feel better.
Oh my god, I just learned how to cue a song.
Dude, actually me too.
You're such boomers, I swear.
You can cue it but I was always like holding it. I didn't I didn't know you can like swipe to the side
Yeah, that's how you cue guys. I didn't even know God. I didn't even know you could even swipe
Yes, you just swipe this song and you for example, okay? So one this is one of the songs I'm gonna play
So I'm queuing for yeah, I think they're funny, but like if you go like that, that's how you cue it
Oh
For right now, so we're gonna play the first one whoa
So these next four songs are very on-brand.
Gotta tie him down to my queen bed.
Is that what I heard?
Tie him?
Yeah, I didn't write the lyrics.
But then why'd you pick this song?
Because I think it's funny.
Okay.
And I love Gojikot.
And I also like Paul Amkoff.
I mean, she like sampled it.
Okay.
Ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
You know what to say.
I'm fucking...
Arthur, come on man.
What is it Nick?
Yeah.
Say something.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Help me, that's...
Hahaha!
Oh my god, I've never heard this song before!
It's a good song, Teddy!
And I know it.
Is it TikTok Dance?
Yeah.
And you know it?
Yeah.
I used to have a TikTok during the pandemic, but then...
My ex made me delete it.
So...
You deleted it?
I deleted it.
So it's all gone?
It's all... Well, I still have the videos,
but it's not like public.
Why you wanna see it?
I'm actually curious, yeah.
Okay.
Um, where can I see one of them?
No, it's not on this phone, because I got a new phone.
It's on my old phone, but maybe later.
Wait, what do you mean maybe tomorrow?
You brought your old phone?
Yeah, I have it because, like, because I haven't updated my contacts, so yeah.
But I changed my SIM card, so yeah.
So like, people who are texting me, it's just, I just see the numbers.
Oh.
Just like Twitch streamers, they just see the numbers.
Oh, don't tell me you already have a number handy.
No, not really. I know you're not, which is surprising.
I am a number handy to the point where I need to be a number handy.
Yeah.
Anything more than that is not good.
So remember I told you not all the stories that happened off stream are probably the best to tell.
I know, yeah.
Do you remember when we were first driving into this subdivision together and you saw that guy?
Yeah, of course. I mean, I know, I mean, I feel like the stories I've been telling are harmless.
Oh, yeah. For sure. They are harmless until you connect all the dots and all of a sudden it looks like a crazy story.
Now Arthur, did we tell the Le Carrister with Arthur?
Oh my God, relax.
What? What?
But Ketchy wasn't there.
But I met Le Carrie a few days ago.
Really?
Yeah, he's chill.
He's chill.
Likari's a great guy.
Madam at Tarkin's house.
Oh, really?
Yeah, because we were there for so long.
Because we were on his stream, right?
And then we hung out there till, like, so late.
I was just waiting for everyone to Uber back.
We didn't even Uber back.
Someone, like, drove us.
Oh.
But yeah, Likari's chill.
What's the story?
What story?
He just said there's a Likari story.
Oh, just Arthur just being just himself.
What?
I gotta say it because I gotta paint the narrative so during the day when Nick and I went twice to the gym we met LeCarrie
while he was working out with Tectone and other people
That's the day I went, but then you left before I came
Correct
And we met LeCarrie and we were talking to LeCarrie and all that kind of stuff
and then we left the gym and later on we went to the gym again to train our legs
and our legs and after like a heavy set you know my vision is all blurry I'm like all exhausted
I see in the distance where I think I see in the distance somebody that I assume to be
Lekari but he's not facing us he's facing the other direction and I'm like oh Nick
look it's Lekari because I was surprised that Lekari is still at the gym and then
The person who I assumed to be the Kauri turned around and turns out it was a complete random stranger.
And I felt very embarrassed.
You're not beating the allegations.
There is no allegations. I just felt very bad.
It could have happened with anybody.
Technically it can only happen with a select group of people.
Okay.
It wasn't me who said it.
Yeah, exactly.
So what's the next song you got here on this YouTube list?
this is a very good one yeah I'm a big fan of ACON and them yeah I like early
2000s R yep yep this is a Arthur you hold this up yeah yeah yeah do you guys
like this one guys? it was frosty but I can't believe it's fun
no you don't have to look at that checking out you thought I was joking huh
He's the second drying his cigarette with no roll-down
No, no, stop stop stop stop stop. Do not look at him. Do not
Please please
Please do not
Stop stop messing with that man and his cigarette. Yeah, he's like smoking a cigar like looking at me like
I don't keep it he pointed and went like that. I don't know what he meant by that. I know what he meant by that
I thought you were joking. No, I was not joking. He was literally like, yo. Oh my god, that's funny. Oh my god
That's funny. Yeah
That's a good song. Just give me five minutes. Let me calm down a little bit. There's so many things going on.
I don't even know where I'm going. Yesterday when he was driving us around, he waved back to me.
Yeah, okay. Well, I get it.
Yesterday when he was driving us around, he was like, do you even know where you are right now?
like Austin Texas but I had no idea where I was just I just trust you're in
good hands maybe to relax for a second how about we play a game yeah okay all
right Nick truth or dare dude I dare you okay what good let's go okay I'm going
with truth that I'm not big you're doing anything would you stand up
right now if you were break first I'm driving I can't stand up but I would
stand up and I'm not bricked I'm gonna be honest girl what what the fuck no
listen listen listen listen I am I am scared more than anything so we just
it I'm not this first place we're going we're gonna get some nice nice coffee
okay we're gonna we're gonna chill out and we're gonna take it take it down
a couple notches we're gonna. Arthur you have one of those candies I can eat? One of those candies. Yeah
those white things you give me? Yes sir probably. Thank you. By the way chat it's a lovely Monday
morning you know and if you guys have any primes available that you feel like depositing into this
account we're trying to get to 17,000 subs so we can do our EU trip with Arthur. Let's go. Okay
you know so if you got any primes you want to just drop off here God help me. Thank you
Babe, you're welcome.
Can I have one?
Very good, you're good to eat.
Okay, well thank you guys so much for subscribing.
I hear this has been going off.
So, absolutely so catchy.
Who's been your favorite person you met here in Austin?
You met LaCarrie, you met Wake.
Who's like the best of her?
What do you want me to say?
The honest answer.
So be honest, you don't have to farm or troll,
you can just be honest.
favorite person. Okay, number one, T-10 Matt, because she's awesome. Then you guys.
Okay. Duh.
Does it mean Arthur at two and three?
Yeah, basically, and that's like everyone. No, but, okay, the other contestants, obviously, they're so nice.
Aurov and Subby Webbs. You guys should check them out, not in that way, but like, check out their channels.
And yeah, they're awesome people. Also, I met Wake and Sina yesterday. They're both great people.
I wasn't expecting Wick to be that tall. He's so tall.
Yeah, he is.
And he's really wise. He's giving me advice about streaming and everything.
That was great.
He seems like a great guy.
Senna was also amazing.
She's exactly on stream the way she is off stream.
Like, such a good girl.
And she wants to have dinner just us without them.
You know, to like, get back at them.
So, I was like, I'm down.
Senna's mad. She's mad that...
that I didn't invite her out to dinner.
She thinks I did her.
Hmm.
I did not, did you?
Well, to be fair, you have never been to dinner with Sina.
Oh, me and her? Yeah, me and her have never been to dinner alone.
Well, you have been to dinner with Katchy twice.
Yeah, but not alone.
Three times?
Yeah, the last three days.
Three?
Yeah, last night was the K-barbecue.
To be fair, there was like an emergency dinner because we were busy with IKEA and everything.
It was just like on the way back, it was more of a spontaneous thing.
Okay, can I explain, this is making Arthur look really bad.
So here's the thing guys, it's like, it's like yes, you know, what is happening?
Yeah, I knew it, I knew it.
Wait, I don't know, I'm breaking the law.
Cameras except this I don't know what's going on in your house. Yeah, so here's the deal guys
Catchy she is just here in the city. She's kind of by herself. She doesn't really know anybody
I feel a little bit responsible for her because you know without me she'd have no views so
I just feel so mean and Arthur being the caring guy that he is right
You know, we're just making sure she's just not super bored alone sitting in her in her hotel room
that's really all that's what's going on you know it's just it just you know I'm
saying guys it's there's nothing it's all what's the word that you like to use
innocent innocent I've never used that word with you guys ever since I arrived
what word but it is nothing it's not yeah yes I would like to point out
There are some things that you don't need to point out the action show
You say that but the actions like yeah, they've been out there three times three times
It's not looking good for us. I know, but I've only been in Austin for like four days. So like
Right, why did I even I I don't know when you showed up? I don't have you on I wrapped it day before the show
Okay. Yeah
Yeah, oh no, no, no, no, no, it's been six
Seven days six days. It's been six days. Okay. That's nice when you having fun. I think I think we're having fun
You know, she's she's getting to meet people things like that. Yeah, I've been having fun
Yeah, even that iron force because we went to the gym. I didn't work out. I was just there for the vibes
I was their cheerleader, but I was the worst cheerleader ever
Yeah, you're pretty bad
Yeah, no offense
Well, Lucia Leading, I genuinely lost a little bit of strength on my last reps.
I was just like, yeah, guys, go! One more!
And then I'd be silent and be like, yes, go!
Yeah, it was...
One more, Nicholas. You can do it.
Hey, but it's still a vibe. You're just vibing out.
Yeah, you know, you get to hang on Master Wake, so that's always a good thing.
And they were giving me advice about live streaming and everything.
try to do the best that we can. So everything's been quite platonic here. Everything's great.
So and now, you know, today is another beautiful day. Sun's out. Can't complain. And I'm just
going to show you some things in Austin that I really like. You know, maybe you like them
too. Maybe you don't. Like what? The first thing that goes to my favorite coffee spot,
you know, it's a good way to start the day. Yeah. You know, it's a, you're okay
to eat yeah yeah yeah okay so Arthur's always always been these places but we
don't really go to them too often less it's on stream because me and Arthur to
see tumbled 22 over and over again I'm actually excited I'm not even kidding I
completely forgot that we're in the couple food I'm not kidding you yeah we
were supposed to go to a tumble 23 like order yeah yeah you remember you
remember everything I just remember things cuz I guess I care maybe you
don't and you don't just you just don't remember anything so you don't care that
is that is good look like someone who doesn't care about other people go like
someone who only cares about himself it's as chat they know you more than I have
known you but to be fair based on the last two days no my my goal and this is
with any any person I'll be honest sorry any woman cuz I really care about the
any woman that I hang out with I want them to be as comfortable as possible
that is true that's the only thing I care about like he actually cares because
because every twit longer starts with so-and-so made me uncomfortable that's
how they all start that's how they all go so whatever I can do to make the
women that I hang out with is the most comfortable possible you know that's
the goal but yeah he does even ask me explicitly like are you okay do you
feel comfortable and like yeah.
Always.
Ah, it's uncomfortable.
Yeah.
It's to the point where Arthur's like,
I was comfortable until you said that.
Yeah.
Yeah, because he's asking it to be fair.
It's good that you're asking, obviously.
But to me, it's like, I don't know.
You never asked me this if I'm comfortable.
Because I don't care.
Whoa.
Oh, god.
Because it doesn't matter if it's uncomfortable.
This is my neighbor.
How do you know?
Because they're license plate.
Oh.
Yeah, this guy lives next door to us.
Down.
Yeah, this guy plays for the soccer team here in Austin.
Your friends?
Hell no.
Oh, OK.
But you know who they are.
Well, I know who their car is.
OK.
Yeah, I don't think they like it.
I don't think people were liking it very much.
So, um, I don't know, just Jack Astry.
OK, you want to hear it?
OK, you want to hear it?
This is why I'm such an asshole.
So like, back when Chance-
I don't think twice, you're in trouble.
So back when I got in this fight with one of my neighbors,
I didn't get in the fight.
They got mad at me, because we had arm security out front,
and they were mad that we didn't tell them.
But it's just like, I'm not going to get into it.
But we did.
And they were mad at me for not telling them,
even though we told their wife the night before,
but they didn't communicate.
So they didn't work on their own marriage
before they get mad at us.
He just told the wife, but not him.
Yeah.
Why don't we tell him?
We told the wife.
How do you know the wife?
Relax.
So, you know, he got mad at us, so what I'd do is,
and he bought like a new car,
and he thought it was super cool.
Yeah.
And at the time, a chance lived with me.
So I took the Porsche, the GT-R, and the CTS-V,
red, white, and blue, and I parked them in the driveway
for like a whole day.
And every time you walked outside,
I just stood behind the cars and I looked at them.
because our cars are better.
That's that shit.
That's the guy?
Or?
No, no, no.
Oh, OK.
But this is Jack actually like that.
Yeah.
And then he bought a new Tahoe, so I bought an Escalade.
You're such a competitive person.
I know.
It's so bad.
I need to stop.
I need to work.
I need to be a better person.
OK, but at the same time, he's competitive,
but off stream, when it comes to other streamers,
he doesn't want to compete with them.
That's such a good thing.
It gives you a different perspective.
So it's not all about that.
Oh, this guy's driving over the curb.
That is one big.
What do you even call this, Jeep?
That's a, you see that?
It says her's not his.
That's a girl driving that car.
Wait, no way.
Yes.
That's a Jeep Gladiator.
I can't get jealous.
You're not a jealous guy.
What would I have to ever be jealous of anyone?
Well, okay.
You say you're competitive,
but that doesn't correlate with being jealous.
I think jealous is bad,
because when you get jealous,
it makes you kinda angry, right?
That's not good. Now you can see someone get motivated. That's okay.
Like for example, like when I see like people going to the gym
and getting like she in shape and motivates me to go.
Yeah. I don't get jealous. So when you're competitive
it's not out of jealousy. It's just wanting to be a little better.
Yeah. He's jealous of Jake and Bake.
I'm not jealous of Jake and Bake. I just don't get it.
like I don't really watch you I'm not sure oh fuck you don't have a menu do you
want like a hot chocolate you want some coffee coffee hi can I have one hot
chocolate medium sure and so what type of coffee do you normally get you like
an Americano ice please Arthur what do you want what kind of coffee would you
recommend. What kind of coffee would you recommend? Like something would make me...
I always recommend our golden eagle. It's a vanilla and caramel brother.
That sounds good. Actually hot. Medium fry finer. Yeah.
No, that's it. Do you do Apple Pay? Our neighbor. Okay, so this place here, I
almost sneeze. I might fart. Head's up. Oh god. So when you sneeze you fart?
Sometimes
Okay, it's good
We're talking about motivation and I gotta say Nick ever since I know you yeah, I think I started being motivated
Why for streaming or general? I don't know like with Nick. I just want to be
Better for myself
He makes you want to be better. Yeah, I saw her by the way. It is in fact that we've been driving it
She has blonde hair, it's just very sweet eyes.
Wait, can she roll down her window? Or are these like fixed windows?
No, the window rolls down.
They roll down?
Yeah.
That's true.
What if you roll it down, will she roll it down back?
Don't. Can't you have a baggie?
No, but it's like, that car is really cool.
Oh, please don't.
I would just like to see who it is.
She's not going to roll it down. Come on.
I'm not going to cover her.
Test it? What will I do? I'll be like, hey, and she's going to roll it down?
Okay, one attempt. Look at me. That's what you do. I'll drive, I'll leave. I'll leave. I'll drive us off this whatever road this is.
What do I do? You have to spin?
It's a chance for five gifted. How about that? If she doesn't run it down, oh, but she's behind us now.
Oh, she's behind us now. Get fucked, jackass.
Also, her car's so tinted I can't even see her.
Yeah, exactly. That's why I wanted to roll it down. I want to see what kind of person would drive this type of car.
Yeah, maybe it's you know who who I can who dude dude
There is something about
When I look at you I get scared and I don't know what it is
There's something
About it, so I'm just joking such a lot and then just mention me saying looking good clean
Okay, in them. What happened to you buddy with the nails emoji. I'm not even joking look
I've been nailed so much.
Why do you have a notification for Inden?
I get noticed when someone mentions me on Discord.
So you're saying if they all do it right now it's gonna spam?
I guess. Do it.
Rip my phone.
Oh no. Hold on a second. I have to...
Yep, here it goes.
I gotta say I have like a similar amount of fear where it's like
I have thoughts that I want to, like, jokingly say, but then I'm like, you know what?
I'm scared.
And then, son, he doesn't understand what we have.
What? What? What? Who? Who? Who?
It's me and him.
Oh, okay.
He has, like, 10 hours watched time.
And then, you have really been my biggest failure.
Okay, there's so many.
Can you guys stop now?
You're just mentioning me not even saying anything.
There's so many. There's so many.
Fuck.
This is...
Hey, you'll learn to be a streamer one day.
And that's rule number one.
Tell Arthur he's looking like a snack for me please.
Who said that?
Enhance.
By the way, Nick, we've never discussed certain circumstances.
Like, let's say you and Dan are like doing something between,
or like, I'm in danger.
Yeah.
With what?
With her?
Me?
I think being around, like, I actually
can feel like the danger warmth coming off her right now.
Hey, at least you have each other.
How about me?
I don't have anyone.
You asked me the other day like,
oh, you don't even know where we are,
ha, ha, ha, while you were driving.
Do you need, I mean.
You don't even know where we are, where are we,
I was like, I don't know, Austin, he was like, ha, ha, ha.
Well, listen, if you really need someone
to hang out with, okay, you can always call Britt.
She's great.
Hello?
Yes.
But you guys like a straw for the ice one?
sure straws are good no it's okay so no thank you someone just asked how my
beautiful queen will you marry me just really to show in here Austin you know
she's from the Philippines yeah yeah I mean it's okay yeah yeah yeah yeah
I know.
Ladybird Lake.
How about 6th Street?
No.
Don't go there.
Do not go to 6th Street.
No.
I'm trying to tell her.
What?
I'm trying to tell her 6th Street's no go.
It ain't.
What is it?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, vlogging and stuff like that.
Yeah.
10 years.
Wow.
Yeah.
I think this is yours.
Okay, thank you.
Yeah, I mean it's...
It's okay.
It's okay.
Yeah.
I mean I can't complain really.
Right?
So, yes.
yes it is it is thank you so much
see you thank you Arthur I don't know which one's which
I can just smell it here and give it like a lid
but can I be honest with you yes ma'am I feel like the longer I'm in Austin the more my smile
is going to fade I think that's the chocolate why I don't know that's so sad this one what I've
I'm hurt.
Oh my god, I can't hear.
Listen.
Are you crazy?
The smile is only going to fade if you get too obsessed with your view count.
That's true.
And then you become depressed like certain individuals that live here.
But let's be honest, we're even lucky to get anyone watching us
because none of us have any talent, nor are we funny.
Every day is a blessing from God.
So there's no need to ever get upset
Maybe you just had like a real shitty past life
And now this like I don't know. It's your way of being rewarded
Maybe yeah, that could be it. Wait, do you believe in re what is called re reincarnation?
I wouldn't say I believe in it necessarily, but I mean who knows
Do you what do you believe in? I?
Do not I believe once you die. It's the same thing it was before you were born black
Oh, but I thought you were only half, just kidding.
I believe it.
I believe I was like an ant in my past life,
and I feel like I've been crushed within the five minutes.
I feel like that's it.
That could be the case.
Here, I got to pull over here because I got to order something.
I should have done yesterday.
I didn't think you would have any errors today.
So I went to order the food.
They were everywhere in line, and it said,
The website has banned you from ordering.
I'm like, wait a minute, what?
So yeah, we got to see.
I suppose I don't do that anymore.
I always knew you were racist.
I knew it.
I knew it.
You looked like it.
Oh my god.
I knew it.
You looked like one.
I'm Filipino and it's fun.
I knew it.
Yep.
Yep, we knew it.
We knew it.
It's OK.
Maybe Arthur can order then.
I guess we'll get the food then, huh?
What if it actually works, though?
That'd be hilarious.
Wait, let me see.
This is not chocolate.
It's gotta be.
It was hot.
Ha ha!
That just burned my shit.
Thank you.
All right, let me see if I can order this really quick.
Okay.
Uh...
Why would this not work?
I'm sad.
Order online.
Oh, it's not working.
Maybe we just have to go down there?
I can try this one.
Wait, I just gotta DM.
I don't know if I should read it.
A DM from who?
Who's DMing you?
So many people would DM you.
Chat, chat, chat, chat.
I want to be honest guys.
My favorite couple streaming.
Who?
Guys.
They're probably talking about us.
Our third wheeling.
Don't you think it's weird chat that you DM streamers?
You want to read it here?
I'm not going to read it.
Why do you drive a Sawyer Escalator
but not a Pock huge Jeep?
Can I read it?
I think it's funny.
No, he's one of my oiliers.
But can I read it?
Oh no dude, she's already fried.
Can I read it?
No.
I can read something, I can make it up.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, wait.
Oh my god, I didn't see the end.
Wait, what was the end?
You didn't read the whole thing?
No.
Wait, how did you even open the whole thing?
hold it like you you stronghold it oh it's gone now it's gone I can just open
the whole thing fuck it so this guy is watching us look at his his donation
on stream right now is that what's going on I guess this is he's going to
find us he's actually in the car there was me on my magic car bro how do I do
pick up orders on this that's nothing much really I guess really the start of
message that's you know I feel like it's I feel like you can't say it cuz it's
funny no it's fine we just have to go there then and pray okay yeah we'll go
there and we'll pray someone said if you say hi back my life will be complete
you're the most beautiful beautiful woman of everything chat chat chat chat
someone said I'd sell a kidney just for a chance if you're applying to me oh
Oh, my... is that what it's like?
Since I wanna play League,
hi, would you be down to sell Feedpicks?
Can I ask you a question?
So, Frio, how much for the Feedpicks?
What's your question?
I have never gotten this many messages in my life.
No way, I have so many.
Hi, hey, do you have a wish list or anything where I can buy you stuff?
Hi, Goddess Katchy, you...
I love your stream, Latari.
Hi Goddess Katchy, you and your fits and shoes have me weak to my knees.
Do you have leather shoes like boots or loafers?
And do you accept coffee or boba slaves by chance?
Goddess Katchy, I'll beg you at your feet to fund your drinks Goddess.
How does all this make you feel by the way?
It's funny.
This is a- guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Hear me out.
Stop.
Stop.
She's a little- she's a-
Should I read some more?
How much would you want for paid selfies, outfit photos, or feed photos?
I would be willing to pay in the $100 to $200 range or so for a couple,
less for fewer and depending on how many can do per photo pricing as well.
Guys, guys, there has to be a better way.
There has to be a better way.
That's insane.
Like, she's giggling at you.
Okay, it's amusement.
There has to be a better way.
Guys, guys, go to your local car shop, okay?
Alright? I'm sure there's some girls there that play Magic the Gathering,
and you guys can talk to them.
What countries does Nicholas plan to visit when he reaches the subcode?
I think Germany to start.
Yeah.
Maybe we can do just like a road trip.
That'll be fun.
Bruh, what is evening happening?
I'm so lost.
Oh my god, someone just said I'll make your five-year plan
into reality any day.
What?
Slinging hell of us.
No, zero.
You guys should try out Filipino food while she's here.
Jollibee!
But I don't know where the nearest one is.
I'm down to try it out.
Just for you.
Oh man, can't you, the DMs that you're getting?
Yeah, like paragraphs.
I can't look.
Oh my God, that's a whole grid.
Yeah.
I just, I don't know, like...
I'm trying to understand.
I, I...
Nick.
Yeah.
Am I gay?
What?
I think you're gay, yeah.
Don't get me wrong, Ketchy, you are very pretty.
Thank you.
But these messages are outrageous.
Yeah.
It's interesting though.
I've even read most of them.
Has this always been happening to you or is this just a recent thing that you started streaming?
I mean since I started streaming, like, I mean it's been blowing up ever since I arrived in Austin.
But even before arriving in Austin I've been getting like weird messages.
But it's kind of blew up ever since, you know, like being on your stream.
So they're my viewers doing this?
Yeah, basically, thanks guys.
Chad, you are fucking embarrassing me.
You're embarrassing me.
Like, oh my god, get it together.
Control yourself.
Oh my god.
I understand.
What?
You...
You asked why...
How Jake got water.
Who got water?
Isn't it...
I feel like Jake is truly water.
Oh, how Jake and Big got water in?
Yes.
Yeah, how?
I think it's... she's... he's treating her normally
He tripped
Oh
You know what I mean?
Everybody is like putting, like, catchy, for example, on a pedestal
Like, she's the queen, step on me
But Jake is like, I'd have her
I just got a message
I don't want to hear you live. Never mind.
Jake? Have you ever asked Jake the question?
Oh no. Jesus.
Should I just read it?
Might as well just do it.
Give Nick a kiss and I'll leave your DM's alone.
Who said that?
Well, I'll just call them out.
Was it Inden?
No.
Okay.
Six or some random from IG.
Okay.
Dude, dude, dude, stay in the DMs and brother, just,
oh man, this is uncharted waters dude.
I don't even know what to do anymore.
There's so many, it's my first time looking through
my IG messages and you see how many there are, right?
I see it and I, that's why I'm so, like,
I always thought, how do I say this?
What do I need?
I see the word with different eyes right now.
What eyes do you have on there?
Bro.
Arthur, Arthur, what sort of eyes you have now?
Do you remember the saying, ignorance is a bliss?
Yeah.
I never understood.
Man, no matter how I word it, it's gonna sound so wrong.
But like, I didn't know what...
Okay, it's gonna sound wrong Nick. It's gonna sound wrong. Let's just hear it brother. This is not offensive
I mean it in the most sincere way possible, but I didn't know what
It's not it's not even pretty is it pretty privileged. I don't know
But I never understood
How many people are like
They would give up themselves just for a message with cashier. I don't get it. I see it
I don't understand it but at the same time like that is why it I just refreshed
His ear that's good stop stop
If you licked my ear those guys who are trying to pay you would literally come and kill me
Okay
Most importantly
catchy yeah no hate towards you I'm just disappointed in so many people that are
messaging you I'm disappointed because why are they doing this I know why
they're doing it because they're in love is it love or they're super horny
obsession what is love man dude this is I just hope and this is no jokes I hope
you're just able to handle it all. After what happened to me three to three or four days ago
there's nothing that can hurt me. Now you understand how I felt when you two started behaving this way
three weeks ago. Huh? Three weeks ago? Wait what are you? You are the most deprived fucking losers I've ever seen.
Oh my god!
Never talk to you about anything.
Great snooking, cheater finger loops us.
Okay, that's funny.
Jesus Chat, pull yourselves together.
Dude.
I feel like it's time for a topic change.
Wait Arthur, do I come off as desperate as Chat?
No.
Okay.
No.
Do I?
To be fair, no.
Okay.
So this isn't Chat reflecting the streamer.
This is Chat just going off the rails on their own.
Yeah, okay. Yeah, because everyone likes to paint the picture that it everything is my fault always like I remember like the orcas the orcas were in the San Diego
Aqua zoo. Yeah
Sea world and they were like chat was like Nick. What the fuck you didn't save them
But you didn't and they were like mad at me for 15 minutes
It's cancelled.
Because I didn't save the orcas.
Yeah.
So it's like.
Because why didn't you?
Because I'm only a man.
I'm just one person.
I am no different than any other person on this road
right now.
I can't save the orcas, you know?
So the whole thing is just crazy.
So even in this scenario here, the scenario,
Chad, you guys got to lock it in, man.
OK?
I think people are mad at you because they know.
And you know that if you really wanted to save the Orcas, you would be able to.
But you decided to...
Hold on.
Does every girl that come on my stream get these sort of DMs?
I don't know.
I wouldn't know.
Because you're the one that's ever told me this.
I guess.
I'm sure they got like, their fair share.
Wait a minute.
What?
Did Melana get these DMs?
She never told you anything.
Chet, were you fucking messaging Melana?
To be a boba slave
How does it feel to be the most beautiful person in the car hair looking perfect today?
Thank you
Wait, that was actually for me. Thank you
Yo, I can't see I hope you are having a nice time in Austin
Nick be kind and take care of this lady after you are motherfucking cool them vague nation respect
Oh my god
You know what Arthur, you ever think you can wake up and learn a lesson?
I wake up and learn a lesson?
Yeah, you think the day by the day you learn something new or experience something new?
I learn something new every day.
Really?
Yeah.
What is the lesson from today so far?
Today?
Yeah.
I don't know, enjoy the little things in life?
I don't know.
Oh my god.
Sometimes you don't have the answer until you fall asleep and you are dreaming about
it and you digest the lesson.
That's not even English. Thank you.
Yeah, it's so good. Check and enjoy it.
Is there one in Austin?
Thank you for the five gifted subs, whoever you are. I really appreciate that. Thank you.
Thank you.
We're trying to get to 17,000 subs, EU trip with Arthur and Emily.
So, uh, if you guys got no privers...
Okay.
I'm okay.
Okay, so for Jollibee, there are seven locations in Texas.
Okay, I don't know which one is the nearest brother take was right
Oh my god way to bring up the orcas you could have saved them. Yes, T. F. You cook
One in Arlington one in Dallas to in Houston one in Missouri City one in Plano Plano one in Tana
Santa's the closest one, okay, and that's like far away
We can make a day trip out of it.
Arthur, this TTS is for you.
You're wondering why people text in catchy,
aren't you one of these many people to
chruuude for thought.
Chruuude, you were messaging her every morning, good morning.
Yeah, but that's different.
I'm really not messaging for my own interest.
I'm really just messaging her to make sure that she's even making it to the stream.
That's true.
Like, you see, you catch, I,
catchy can read out every single message that I've ever sent her.
Should I?
If you want to
There's really nothing
I don't
Which one
Wait, I don't get it
Dude Arthur
I'm gonna be this is blood as possible. It's catchy too hot to hang out with us. I
I don't know.
Go ahead.
You know that feeling when I told, like, Sia once, where he's, like, always, like, coming too close to me,
because it's, like, it makes you feel uncomfortable?
Catchy is sitting in her seat, like, five feet away from me.
I have the same fear compared to when Sia's, like, literally, like, we're touching noses.
Dude, you know what it is?
It's her aura.
We're not, you know what it is?
You know what it is? We're not used to it because she's unpredictable.
I guess so.
Me and Arthur really just kind of like, uh, we just like knowing what's going on.
You know?
Yeah.
And I'm not sure what's going to happen with you at any given moment.
So, you know, I guess, I guess you're right. I guess it is exciting.
Yeah.
You know, but I'm not wanting to be titillated, you know?
You don't want to be titillated?
Yeah, not too much.
You know, not too often here.
Uh...
So why am I on your stream?
I mean, I'm just trying to see what's...
I, you know, get to know you a little bit.
If you're interested, you want to see what's gonna happen.
Ah, fuck. Maybe I do shit.
That's fun.
Maybe I do. I don't know.
YOLO.
Maybe I'm... ah, shit, dude.
Um...
So, I think we're getting off at this exit right here.
Wait, where are we even going? I don't even know where we're going.
I'm just trying to get get you some of my favorite one of my favorite places to get food at
We can go there later if you want
Have you had water before? Never
Never? Never. Nicholas, you should definitely make Ireland your first stop on the trip
Almost no language barrier and surely Aura will give you some pointers. Ireland?
You want to go hang out with Aura?
Oh my god, what is even there in Ireland besides like rocks, leprechauns
I'm just curious is this what like other people kind of felt like when I was when I was doing my
Pogo stuff back in the day. Is that what it was? I'm just putting you in your place right now
because if that's the case then I have to apologize. I truly have to apologize. I'm sorry
you know I'm sorry. Should I be apologizing to you? I'll just see how it goes you know I guess
Maybe? I don't know. Arthur, I'm sorry.
Nick, it's okay. The craziest thing is like...
I thought Fan Fan was bad.
Can't she's making you uncomfortable and she's gonna make you apologize?
That was terrible. Let me out this singleton's not for you.
Oh no, he's the one haters that.
I don't know if I can guys like this Nick is so keep all about all his L DMs
being spent away huh dude my DMs I said it once I'll say it again my DMs are not
Not bad. Okay, unless they're the Ashley DMs.
Before going to Europe, what hostel?
I watch hostel, I'm not watch, I know hostel.
Fuck you.
Nicholas, if I suck, and mind you, that is a pretty big deal.
Yes, sir.
What dates would you guys go for the EU trip?
Okay, nevermind, I'm already sucked.
Okay.
Still there.
Okay.
What was that, bro?
Sometime after
Me neither what the boba guy was speaking facts. I am a new poll viewer BTW, but future carcii oiler
Genuinely curious Nick
Yeah, catchy off the top of your head. Yeah, what's your fave movie?
Parts of KB into a third
I don't know, you just...
Enter a stall area.
Oh, you're still a good one.
Yeah.
I spared it away.
Never heard of it.
Five Club.
Five Club's a good one.
Oh, we should have a movie night.
Ooh.
I want some blankets and some popcorn.
That sounds fun.
Yeah, that sounds like a good one.
Um, so I guess parts of the cabriolet in two and three.
You're not the one who needs a safe word now, Nick.
Yeah, I'll fucking help.
That's the best one.
The devilish feeling you're feeling is what Bellevif Diver talked about in the song Poison
from one of your middle-aged black viewers.
Oh my god.
Oh, good.
We have a lot of middle-aged black viewers, Poggers.
Those are my viewers now.
Okay, well, I guess we lost the Mckatchy guys.
He opened.
Oh man, this place is always jam-packed.
Drama!
Let's see if we can take this one.
Double park.
This could be the beginning of the end.
The end of this trip, someone is going to be wearing someone's skin as cosplay.
Oh no.
Alright, if I'm good enough at driving, I can do this.
I've got to cancel.
I've got a big black truck and I'm going to stick it in.
I'm sitting in front of my monitor on the other side of the world,
and I have that feeling of fear in my chest.
Got it.
Okay, Jason.
It's time to come forward.
Yes.
Admit you used the battle bus against the Arducer.
I did not.
Nick think about it. Yeah, she's like the old cutie now think about how cutie is now. Maybe she can get there, too
She's great. Can't she take them to get ballot? Oh
My god, do you know what that is?
No, what is it?
No blood don't worry, bro. My wife is Filipino and she scares me every day. Yeah, I think there's something in the rice
Yeah, basically. No, but you know what, you know what Balut is?
No, they're hermit.
Oh, God.
So I ate it on stream.
Actually, there's a stream where I got banned, so it's not even on my channel anymore.
But it's like an egg where the chicken, like the chick, is like developed a bit.
So it has like a beak and everything, and then you eat it.
Yeah, so it's like a teenage chick, but it hasn't hatched, it's like about to
hatch.
Filipino
Are the keys in the front why go inside please? I sit in the front
What do you like I like cheese and pepper
Something get like something that's like very different
are you locked those yeah so nice to work yesterday all right thank you
do you really want to sit in the front so I don't know I generally don't know
Yeah, you don't know why, alright? That's scary, like what?
Yes.
What about me makes it scary, my smile?
I'm not even kidding, I'm actually terrified.
We spent like the last three days together and now you're scared.
I don't know, it's like, usually when I spend three days with somebody, I feel like it is
quite easy for me to understand their way of thinking and to like maybe relate to them,
find similarities or whatever, but when I look at you, I have no idea what's going
on in your head. I have no idea. What are you thinking about? What are your last five
thoughts? Just let it out. I'm not thinking about anything. I'm just having fun. You have
no thoughts? I have no thoughts. I'm just here for the ride. So the emptiness that I'm
like when I look into your eyes I just see like it's like I'm looking into the abyss.
I'm not even kidding you. Yeah there's nothing going on in my head. I'm just here for the ride.
Literally and figuratively.
Here for the car ride and the Twitch ride.
You know where this is gonna go?
I even asked you guys,
how long should I stay in Austin?
You were like, let's see, let's take it week by week.
Like what the fuck?
What is that supposed to mean?
So where is to take it week by week?
Because it's like, you can do whatever you want to do.
But when you're asking us,
how long should I stay in Austin?
It truly is up to you.
I can't be like, hey,
stay here for the next two years why don't you move in yeah that room that
we're gonna make today might as well just claim it for yourself after driving to
the airport
yeah nobody I'm not kidding you there's like the I am not kidding you the way
I'm functioning. I'm very level. I don't get very excited. I don't get very sad
But I'm trying to I'm trying to relate I'm trying to understand when was like the last time I felt this type of like fear
No, I'm not kidding you
fear I feel like there could be a knife right here you'd be like man what would
be good content right now what would be a good clip you don't need a knife you
have straw or something else oh my god have you ever watched the movie have
you ever watched the movie Anna no where she's like in the movie there was
like this model Anna who is like a model but she's also a hit man from the KGB
Oh, I think I've seen like a trailer for that. Yeah, I've never seen it. That's me
That's that's that's you like you could literally
Do anything with that straw right now. Just take me out
That's the type of fear that I have I've went and chatted if I should know you shouldn't do anything
Any questions that you have me yes for you so long was the last time you were this scared
Pachi I keep applying pressure. This is hilarious has met his match
So what did you say? When's the last time you were in this scared?
lifeless eyes black eyes like a dog's eyes
unless
Last time I was this scared. I wasn't I was never this scared
interesting
And yet here I am, I have a question, if you're so scared of me, why am I on your stream
two days in a row?
You don't know my stream, you're on the extreme.
Okay, but you invited me on your stream after.
True.
It's just, I feel like it's in the circumstances right now.
I feel like, I feel like a little bit claustrophobic, a little bit trapped in the car, um, yeah.
Okay.
Also was that yellow flashing thing saying no card?
Oh, well the camera has no card on it but it's like constantly sending the feed into the pack.
Angela moved to Austin over a week ago. Have considered helping her with her furniture?
Yes.
I want to meet her and Clara.
You want to meet them?
I thought Clara might come over today, right?
Correct.
Yeah?
You will actually meet Clara today.
You know what? For sure?
Yes.
Yay! Okay, I like her.
Because she DM'd me and said like,
Or are you okay?
Even Clara is messaging you?
Yeah!
Clara, what are you doing in Katchy's DMs?
She's in my chat sometimes.
I like her.
Clara, are you one of the boys?
Like, what's happening?
Yup, I like her.
I like her a lot.
But she's great.
I'm not even kidding you.
Clara has been one of the most welcoming friends
that I've ever met.
Matt like she's a great friend Jack took me out so many times in like Austin
show me places all that kind of stuff
can't you I make Nicky or Athel
oh my god what is that no I'd rather not say no but I don't understand the
meaning no it's okay I don't even know what it means exactly so maybe someone
in check and say what it means but it's like for Filipino girls Filipina
they say like oh there's like an ongoing joke if you want a green card get
in get like an American guy right that's basically what you're trying to do but
I'm not trying anything I'm literally not but okay I'm a US citizen too I'm a
dual citizen really what does it stand for a film it's like I think a
a foreigner assigned in Manila or something or some shit like that but okay
yep I'm a US citizen so that's awesome I'm very happy for you that's one of the
first things you said also you're like oh want to help me out no oh that's not
how I said it that's what you said did it but as a joke unless I don't I feel
Whatever I said I said with plausible deniability therefore I could have not said these words
Well, you do have cameras and microphones everywhere so can replay that
the things that you say it's like I
Didn't I I
Bro
Where's Nick? Why does it take so long to get pizza? He's doing this on purpose
I'm hungry too
uh-huh that's funny fumbling there's nothing chat chat there's no fumbling show i'm here to survive
show say i'm a i just put austin for the redacted show and now i'm here you don't have to call it
redacted show i don't know wait why are you why are you not saying the name i don't know because
i feel like sponsors might not like me or whatever oh that show next back oh get back
safe
i'm coming in
no i didn't i got a whole bunch of slices
oh that's not so good that's not how you guys doing together
good
uh nick uh
wait what say when you're happy it's like same
wait wait
arthur are you rattled buddy
uh i'm okay what's happening he said this is the most terrified he's been his whole life
Why?
Why are you doing this to us?
Why are you torturing us?
We've done nothing but treat you nice, keep you safe.
I'm not torturing you.
You're happy.
No, that's why I was saying the longer I'm in Austin, the more my smile will fade, right?
So after a while, you'll get used to it.
I hope it doesn't fade.
Don't suck.
Are there still smileings for when you should be used to it?
Arthur, apologize.
Apologize for making me question my sexuality.
Thank you
What?
Sorry?
Arthur, I really need this right now. Please give me your most insightful words to lock in and catch up in school aren't
Try harder
when you're going to Germany
Okay, so I got a whole bunch of slices. They're kind of old because they're like the slices they sell throughout the day
Yeah, but you can pick what you want to try. This is my favorite pizza place in Austin
Okay, it's got home size
This is coffee here.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
Because this is like, unopened.
I'm so sorry.
I just want a shallot.
Okay.
It's fucking hot.
No way.
My hand is so cold though, so it's going to even out.
I don't know if that works that way.
You sure you can handle it?
Oh my god, she's picked it up like it wasn't anything.
Arthur, what about you?
You can go first.
Okay, I'll take a cheese then.
Get this!
Oh my god.
Yeah, you just done picked that up.
I guess you know.
Because I'm really cold.
Do you want to touch me?
I'm so cool because I've been holding this iced coffee the whole time.
That's why I've just been like holding on to ice.
So when I touch this, it's like normal, you know.
Okay, so this is my favorite pizza place in Austin.
It's called Homeslice.
I do take all of my guests here.
And it makes pretty good pizza.
Do you want to give it a go?
It is hot.
Oh god, it's hot.
Don't bring yourself to be shot.
Hold on a second.
You said you're kind of cold, right?
Can you give me a favor?
That's good.
You looking in the mirror?
You just want to see if I'm a vampire or something?
Just double checking.
There was a reflection.
Oh my god.
You have like garlic around your house.
You know that?
Is there a tissue?
That's good though.
But there's so much oil, like I can see the oil like pooling on the pepperoni slices.
Yeah, there's a lot of oil in this.
That's why I probably eat like one.
Yeah.
Do you think it's tasty?
It's really good.
I like it.
Would you eat it again?
Yeah.
Okay, that's a W.
Mm-hmm.
Arthur, how do you feel about back there, ma'am?
It's dripping.
Okay.
Damn.
It is dripping.
All right.
You're not used to that?
Don't block, don't block.
Nick, I don't even know how to behave. Do I just pretend I don't hear anything?
Why don't you pretend she's Fiona?
You don't have to pretend.
It's like...
Because she's coming, so...
Where were you going with this?
No, I'm just saying you don't have to pretend I'm her because she's coming, so she's going to be here, actually.
Where are you going?
That's what it meant!
Dude.
I didn't mean anything.
When Arthur's like, what's the word?
When he's like being sussy, he's so funny.
Cause he's just like,
I was like, hello uncomfortable.
He's just waiting for it to be over.
You know?
It's so good though.
Except this one.
What's this?
It's not bad.
So, Chad, what do you guys think about Katya so far?
You've seen her like, what, two real streams now?
We're still gonna go get some water burger then.
You don't have to eat too much of that,
because it's just more food at water burger.
Yeah, I'll like a couple more bites.
What do you guys think?
She's great.
Scary.
Yeah, we've been scary.
I'm terrified.
She's great. Terrifying.
Nice.
Gravy, W.
Too much Pogo.
One of the good news is, she is just joking, you know, she's just, that's how I'm joking with my stuff, you know, she's joking with hers as well, you know, it's all just, you know, megalol, you know.
Unless?
Nope.
No.
Kidding.
All jokes aside, catchy, you have a very unique way of, honestly everything.
Um, I know, I know like comparison is like not necessarily like a good thing
But like I'm trying to kind of like relate you towards people that I know
Okay, and in Germany there is like a thing that we do where we like put people into like baskets or like boxes
To like kind of like categorize them. So like racism? No, no, no
More like oh, this is a work acquaintance. Oh, this is um
this is somebody who you know it's like all these kind of things but it's like
you you can like create it your own box but I don't know what to tag it so you
have to describe my box what would it be a whole bunch of question marks really
your box got to label it can I speak freely yes your box is labeled super
crazy hot those are the three letters that are just on there and you can and
you can literally put them anywhere you want and it all it it never it always
says true that's just I'm just speaking freely I'm speaking freely I'm
speaking freely but to be fair my box also has super hot on it as well but
just no crazy super hot that's your box that's what my late that's where I'm
in super hot yes interesting yeah alright and then Arthur's just says
reliable that's what I am just reliable old reliable it's like I'm the good
They're all like, mile washing machine.
They just never breaks, 20 years in.
Some in chat goes, you mean super fat.
And I know that guy's beast.
He actually goes to Jimmy's jet.
You really know your viewers, that's what I've noticed.
Like, you know their usernames, you know what they do.
I know what they look like and I wouldn't live.
I know their phone numbers and how much money they make.
I know their girlfriends.
I know what they like and their sexual preferences.
I know everything about you motherfuckers.
Cause I'm paying attention.
And I'm the crazy one, guys.
Okay, well played.
Alright, ready for the next place?
Yup.
Okay, let me put in the old GPS.
Oh yeah.
Thank you.
And then we can, so what did you rate this place out of 10?
Out of 10? Like 8?
Okay, that's good.
Yeah.
That's about right.
Yeah.
Can I be honest?
Oh my god, the queue is so long.
Today, it was a 6.
Well, because it was old.
Okay.
Listen, there can't always be 10s, Arthur.
I treat you too well, dude. You expect things all the time.
No, it's not an expectation. I don't expect a 10.
I just want to be very objective about my opinion.
Okay. I appreciate you.
Everything about you, 10.
You bring us here, you know, getting the pizza.
Well, actually, fair, you were a little bit too low.
You want to rate catchy on a 10?
What do you mean?
Is that the person?
I don't want to rate her.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Why do you want to eat me?
Me?
Oh, I don't know you well enough to really give me maybe six months, you know?
Yeah, you keep saying that because they have all these inside jokes.
It's so annoying and then I'd ask and they'd be like, oh, if you're still around in six
months we'll let you know.
Like, fuck.
I mean, that's true.
Like, dude, listen, me and Arthur's bond was forged through fire.
All right?
The fires of Apex Legends, dude, Olympus, okay?
Stormpoint, you know?
World's Edge.
We bonded into debts, you know?
True.
So, you know, me and you, it's like,
I've known you for like four days,
and low key, you scared the living shit out of me.
So that's kind of where we're at,
but maybe at some point, maybe we can...
Maybe, maybe I'll invite one of my friends over
so we can share inside jokes in front of you guys
and make you feel left out.
Oh no.
I really know what Nick wanted to ask.
I can't say it because Nick you ask it. I don't know what you're talking about. You know what I'm talking about.
No, Nick you know what I'm talking about.
About what? Can you repeat the first sentence, Gachi?
I don't remember. What do you want to do?
I don't know.
You want to invite your friends over?
Yeah, so that we have...
Oh, is she hot?
Oh, that's it? That's the one?
Yeah.
Oh god.
Well, depends. What's your type?
my type? Yeah. Man. Man?
That's not what I meant. I might hear Nick. Right behind you.
Oh no dude. Oh no, what have I done? Yeah, that is, that is not, oh please open my window
I beg. I was thinking the same thing. What?
about men. What do I like? Well, I don't really have a type per se. You know, I like someone
with like a nice smile. You know, that's important. Someone who's funny, who can tell jokes.
You know, probably not American. You just described me. Oh, would you look at that?
But honestly these guys off-stream they're exactly the same towards each other.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, I like a little bit of Asian in them, you know?
What?
A little bit of German in them too.
Oh god.
Okay, you're part Asian, right?
Man, I want you to say something that sounds bad so I can't say it.
Just say it.
No, it's mean.
Just say it's too late.
Expose yourself.
No, it's like, I know it's bad,
I don't feel bad for it even thinking that.
Why?
Even though I thought it's self, I already feel like a bad person.
That's why I say, why I feel like a bad person,
I want you to make the joke that I will,
I can squint my eyes for you, Nick.
But that would be really offensive.
That was!
Exactly what I was saying!
That was hella offensive!
I don't know if you're bad.
What the fuck?
I didn't mean it that way, but it wasn't an offensive way.
It's okay. It's fine.
I didn't mean it in a bad way.
I'm an agent in the car and I forget who.
Like it's not a bad like...
That was insane.
That was insane.
You know I had like...
Oh.
No bad intent.
Yeah.
We're saying that.
But to be fair, there's some people who want to look Asian.
So they have surgery to make their eyes like more like squinted.
Yeah.
Like it's, if there's nothing bad about it, it's just like an objective feature.
What do you mean? Do you mean people that aren't Asian do that?
Yeah.
Because there's some like like white girls or something or like people from other ethnicities
They want to appear like part Asian because that's kind of the trend I guess so they like have surgery to make their eyes more like
Squinted, but there are also Asians who have double eyelid surgery to make them have eyelids
So I guess the grass is always greenery, you know, there's no like one ideal beauty standard like everyone has their own preference
Yeah, I I just kind of feel like I need to like kind of branch out
you know I just I just been with like white women my entire life so like I'm
just looking like you want to try new things yeah I do like I really kind of
do you know I'm looking for like you know like the black women you know
what's up ladies you know I'm single it's good you know you know Asian
ladies too what's up you know well you know at this you know why not try a
a myriad of them you know. I guess should I do that too? Yeah. Try new things. Yeah I
mean I think we all should you know this is a this is a this is a time it's like
you know we got the rest of our lives ahead of us there's no reason not to
right Arthur? I don't out but whatever you said. Yeah I think so. I think it's
I think it's A okay?
No.
Alright.
None wrong with it.
Alright.
Yeah.
Oh yeah that reminds me.
What?
No cause I forgot what we were talking about but this is at Iron Forge yesterday.
Okay.
And then you were like oh yeah what matters is the big C. And I was agreeing and he
was like oh you agree I was like.
And then I had to clarify I was like wait what's the big C?
What do you think I said?
So I thought he meant camera, but apparently it's consent.
Yes, the big chat. The big C is consent and that is the most important.
Dude, it's the best. We here, Twitch.tv. We love it. It's the best.
That's the shit we live for. That's that glad you're shit.
Yeah, I think that's that's what you you you said it was like the most important thing is the big C
Why would it be cameras because ever since like like I arrived you'd be like only we have like 50 cameras everywhere
You know, so that's yeah for my protection. That's why that's why we said the big C. I thought cameras
Am I being weird?
Am I being a weird Arthur might be in weird. I don't know
I don't think I can be weird if the whole situation is a little bit weird, you know?
Yeah, it's been a wild month, huh?
Yeah, Nick isn't it like strange to you that if you really think about it, a year ago, even just a year ago,
would you have ever thought that you and I are sitting in a car like this?
No.
And now we're sitting essentially with like two strangers in a car.
Well the thing is my whole world was shattered and broken.
Yeah.
And I'm trying my best to desperately rebuild it.
You know.
And it has been quite interesting.
You know it really has.
I mean same for me.
My whole life has been turned upside down.
You know in the past months.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
I just have to drop off for a biotech company and now I'm here in Austin streaming.
Yeah, now you're sitting in the front of my Escalade.
Yeah.
Did you ever think you'd be in this position?
No.
Because I would watch your streams before I like a few of them.
And like, I never knew one day I'd be here.
Fuck.
Now I am.
Wait, wait, wait.
Eyes on out.
Did you just say I watched an extreme and I expected to be myself in his stream and it's hot?
No, I said no!
I thought I remember it was actually that!
What the fuck? Why would I say that?
Scrolling through Twitch, actually scrolling on Amazon, yeah, into the shopping cart.
Oh, Arthur, Arthur!
Wait, what?
No, Arthur!
Complete purchase.
Wait, am I a target?
Am I the first step?
Okay, you are the person who got my audition tape through. You told me that.
It's not that I got it through but when I watched him, like because I was looking through the audition tapes, I was like, yeah, this one's not bad.
That's it. I didn't like push it all the way through.
No, because apparently the other people were like, ah, I'm not too sure, but you were like, no, she has to go.
I said, fine, if you want me to tell the gods the truth, I said this would be a great fucking video for Azman to completely roast.
He never roasted me. He's only said nice things about me, which I'm also surprised about.
I really have the n-word on my mind right now.
The what?
The what?
The n-word.
Nepotism.
How is that nepotism?
I didn't know she was.
Yeah.
But it can't be nepotism to be a thing.
Not for nepotism to exist.
You have to have it.
I also put sebi through.
Same thing.
Oh, so that depends on two people.
I'm just kidding.
I'm sorry.
I'm just, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm just putting you on this spot.
Nick, there's a lot of fear inside my chest. I'm trying to distract it with jokes. I'm sorry.
Listen, we watched, like, 400 auditions.
Not all of them were good. Not all of them were bad.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
I sincerely apologize for my previous actions.
Nick is pressed? Yeah, because people are gonna take it the wrong way.
We were like, oh, you know, I never even knew her fucking name.
Yeah.
And I just saw like a video, and I'm like, OK, this can be interesting.
I think her coming on would be a good bit for 30 seconds for Asin Gold the Roaster.
And he never did.
I roasted him.
Yeah, that's what that was, so.
Yeah.
No, but it's crazy, because there are so many conspiracy theories, like I saw one
comment that said like, oh yeah, Nick and her have known each other for years.
He convinced her to stream, like, chill out, guys.
Because I guess they just can't believe that I've only been streaming for like a month and I'm here.
I don't believe it either, but whatever I'm here.
I'm just riding the wave, I'm just going along with whatever's happening in me right now.
I guess the flowers are arranging themselves.
So what's the last song on your playlist, Sarah?
No one mode.
The last one.
Is that the next one?
She took my money, and I will be the dance of the tavern.
Bro.
Friend indeed, though there's a little town that did run me.
You get it?
Yeah.
She gets how it works, guys.
It's catchy, everybody.
She's locked in.
She's been paying attention.
She gets it.
She really, really, truly gets it.
So absolutely hilarious.
Yeah.
So now I fucking feel like I gotta clarify that I approved or disapproved everyone that made it to Chapter 4.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay?
Yeah.
I said, or Chapter 3.
Yeah.
I just have to clarify that it wasn't specifically for her.
I know people are looking for that sort of ammo.
It's not true.
Yeah, it's not.
Okay, same thing for Sebi.
I was like, this is good.
It was great.
You know.
For everyone.
Yes.
Same thing.
Same thing.
videos that made it for the audition. He was the one who like went through everyone. Me and the rest of the team so yeah and the rest of the team.
I just have to clarify because I know people are out there hating. That's it. Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah, teach him all of them. All of them. Yeah, it's true.
And the three who made it through, amazing. Everyone who made it through, amazing. I can't wait to watch the rest of it. And Loki I'm glad I'm not part of it anymore so no pressure.
Yeah.
Yeah, you crashed the fuck out.
But either way, I would like to apologize, it is not your fault, it is my fault.
For what?
What I just did, what I just said.
For what?
I was just giving ammo.
No.
It's okay.
Yeah, no people said, the real winners aren't me and you Arthur.
Really?
Because we got content now.
Well, no someone said you made your own talent show.
Yeah.
Yeah, definitely.
That's true.
That's true.
Um, yeah, so, um, well, how's the car going?
Me?
Yeah, how's the car going?
He was very nice.
He was very, very nice.
Mm-hmm.
My God, when I met him, though, he was like, oh yeah, Takton said you're the type of
girl to follow someone around in a parking garage.
I was like, what the fuck?
And he was like, but you seem really chill.
I was like, yeah.
Because, okay, because I have like this crazy girl image, right?
It's like no one knew me before top streamers, so I guess some people thought I was like legit crazy
But yeah, but yeah, I was chill. It was super chill. He's really nice
He offered like like buy food after like after cuz after
Tackdown stream. They were all like just chilling there for a while
Super chill guy
So
like
You know you mentioned earlier like ex-boyfriend
Whatever do you have any like anything crazy you've ever done like an ex?
Cause like, I knew a friend of mine who put like, bed bugs in the bed of their ex.
Yeah, and I saw on your Reddit comparing me to Amber here and saying I'm gonna shit on your bed.
I mean, I'm just asking if like, is that, do you have any like crazy stories like that?
Let me try to think.
If the answer's no, if the answer's no like, you don't have to have any.
No, I'm trying to think if I've ever done anything.
I'm gonna be honest, not yet.
Did you have to add to yet?
So people can watch, you know, find out.
That's the road you want to walk?
One thing Adson said about me though is I seem like the type of girl to key your car then cook dinner the same day.
Are you?
Want to find out?
Kind of.
That's like the first thing I said when you picked me up. I was like, don't worry, I'm not going to key your car.
Yeah, you did say that.
You know what I said?
I said, wow, that was a strange thing to say.
Oh yeah, also when I first met you guys,
because I gave them like a souvenir from the Philippines.
It's like mangoes, dried mangoes up in chocolate.
I was like, don't worry, they're not poison.
Remember?
Yeah, I do remember these specific moments.
Yeah, yeah.
I do.
I'm not...
I also said I know where you live because when I landed, Arthur started sharing location.
We started sharing locations, true.
Yeah.
We're just trying to make sure I went to the hotel safe and everything.
Yeah, no.
Yeah.
No, it's all good.
So, you know, we got a great friendship run.
Right, guys?
Right, right.
Bro, I'm not going to lie.
This guy is pissing me off next to me.
This one?
Yes.
Oh yeah, he keeps saying, I think he's doing it on purpose.
He is.
He's insecure.
No, he's-
Don't know what for.
He's turning his head.
You like One Direction?
I used to, when I was like 12.
I like One Direction now.
Don't exist anymore.
You ever listen to the old music?
Oh yeah, I do like Wendy.
Yeah, One Direction's good.
Really good.
You used to like follow the numbers,
and the number, really?
What's your favorite one of these songs?
The Story of My Life. I think it's a really good one.
Well, the reason I like the Story of My Life is because they made the One Direction movie.
You watched it?
Not only did I watch it, I actually watched it with my mother.
And I have quite the strenuous relationship with my mother.
So watching with her, and she really enjoyed the movie.
So it's one of the few positive memories that I really have left of us doing something that wasn't, you know, such a bad memory.
It's such a bad time.
It's actually really sweet.
Yeah.
Kachi?
Yes?
Can you please give me the lightning cable?
Yes.
Yeah.
Are you going to play some music?
No, my phone is just dying.
Again?
I'm tired of your phone dying.
Yes, it's really at like 10%.
All right, I'm going to buy Arthur the new phone
because it keeps dying and it's pissing me off.
Yeah, he's been trying to do that.
So it's actually dying though.
You need to find out where we can use it.
Have you tried that?
What?
I fly.
No, do you want to go try it?
I tried it once before.
It's awesome.
It's amazing.
You feel like you're flying.
It's so cool.
Wait, do you have a taste for the dangerous?
Yeah.
Would you go skydiving?
This is indoor skydiving.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think that's so terrifying.
That's so fun.
I don't know.
Emily asked me to go skydiving recently,
and I told her no.
But maybe if you wanted to go, maybe I might.
Maybe.
I don't know.
Oh my god, that's so cool.
For some reason, I'm an inclination of wanting to do it for some reason. I don't know why.
Maybe the indoor one for you?
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, that's definitely a...
Dude, after what happened with Emily, I feel like she has no fear and she has no feeling of pain.
She lured, she busted her chin open, and then people approached to take pictures with her.
Yeah, she was smiling like nothing happened.
Yeah, and she just kept posture was like, you know just for the people because they want to take a picture was like
You know what? I'm holding the pain back. I would smile for them because they
Approached me to take a picture of them
like this
there's
This is why it but I surprised myself also yesterday like after eating all that spicy food it like barely fades
Yeah, you took it like a champ
Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, you really did.
It was quite impressive.
You just, no holds barred.
Arthur, you kind of bitched out.
They share the key, brother.
I lowkey almost cried.
And this morning, let me tell you, it was better.
I texted you about it.
Like, it was genuinely better.
No way.
I woke up.
Me and you both had demons this morning.
Wait, didn't you say you had like a dream that made you bad?
Bro, I had a bad dream.
What happened?
I cannot explain you this bad dream.
But like, I woke up like so angry that I just instantly had to fucking...
You know these glasses are cocoa that needs?
Really?
There was?
These are cocoa's.
Oh really?
Yeah, cocoa, do you want your glasses back or can I keep them brother?
They actually fit you.
Really?
Yeah, they look pretty good on you.
Oh my god.
Chad, do you give them back to cocoa or do we uh...
It's just changing topic.
I'm not.
Do we uh, do we give them back to cocoa or do we keep them...
I have a question, will we in your dream?
Either or not.
but Discord was. Discord was? Yes. Discord was. Wait, Discord was what? No, my dream had to do with Discord.
Yeah, like, no, not LSD, but it was a Discord group. Okay. That was, uh, I can't explain it,
because there's people out there who cycle analyze what I'm saying. But like,
Like, I woke up just in a bad mood.
What happened in your dream?
I can tell y'all stream if you really, really care that much.
Okay.
Sorry, guys.
Secret secrets are no fun.
Secret secrets hurt someone.
So the next place we're going to go to is I'm not kidding you, the best place on the
line.
Water Burger?
Yes.
It is, it is, and Chat will agree, 150%, that it is the, it is, it is the best
like heaven on earth there's there is it is just pure fun it's the best okay so
that's the best burger in the world no so what is no no it's the best place in
the world it's two separate things okay but what's the best burger in the world
then the best burger yeah I don't know I don't know what the best burger in the
probably some like someone's homemade burger that does a really fucking great
job to be honest but the best the best like people like oh I love going to the
movies that's fun I love going to casino that's fun I love going to the
strip club fun right yeah water burger is the most fun place in the planet why
because you'll see when we get there interesting yeah like chat isn't it
true? You know it really is true it's just it's just that good. Yeah. Yeah it's true. I'm scared. Why? I don't know. It's a burger place. I don't know but it's the best place in the world to say it out about like a restaurant. Yes. I'm curious. It's so good. But like the only real burger I've tried that I liked from the US is Shake Shack and I like it. Oh this is water burgers way better than Shake Shack. Really? Oh yeah this is nice.
I remember really close, yeah.
Because the only thing I know about water burgers,
like your intro song is like,
what a burger you eat.
That is not how it goes,
but yeah, that was really close, actually.
Yeah, really close.
Yeah, I love this.
Yeah.
Chad, what do you think water burgers
are on a scale of 10, like 11 or some shit?
Well, it's hardly a restaurant.
It's like a fast food place.
What did you just fucking say?
I'm sorry.
Landry.
Can't you call it a restaurant?
But it's like.
It is a restaurant.
It's a fast food chain.
No, it's not. Look at it. Look at it. That's it right there. The orange building.
Oh, it's like your cap. Yeah, it's the one. Yeah, it's just like you.
Oh, is that why you bought it? Well, Sierra bought it for me as a gift.
Because of water burger? It is a, it's a water burger.
Oh! You remember what my hat looks like.
Yeah, I do. Because it was on the floor and you kicked it away before we down.
You remember everything. You gotta be careful.
Do you like cheese or no?
I do like cheese.
Okay.
I think that's why you were shitting yourself this morning because of the lactose in the
milk.
It could...
I wasn't shitting myself.
I was just having a hot time.
Are there...
Do you want anything or no?
Um, maybe just like a patty knife.
Okay.
Order for me.
Yes, ma'am.
Dance?
Yeah, we danced on string.
Can you put your thumb up right in my chest and I'll put my hand on the water?
Nick.
Can I get two patty melts, just the sandwich?
And then can I get a water chicken strips meal, large?
You said a patty melt?
Sorry, two patty melts?
Okay, Mr. J.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Can we start over?
Yes.
Okay.
Let's start over.
Two patty melts, just the sandwiches.
Yep.
And a water chicken strips meal, large, with like a BBQ, with a Powerade, and then, can
I just get a normal water burger?
Cheese or no cheese?
No cheese.
And then just a burger?
Yeah.
Click.
What?
Can I have a diet Powerade as well?
Hey, can I have an extra PowerAid?
It's large.
Make that two?
Can we have three PowerAids total? I'm sorry.
What else?
Spicy ketchup.
I have two Patty Mom's, the number 13, we're doing a barbecue dipping sauce.
Large fry with the large fry.
You can have one water bag all the way, did by itself.
Two large fries and spicy ketchup.
Yep.
What else?
That's it. That's perfect amazing Arthur. I'm a slappy. I'm sorry. What's a diet power aid?
What the fuck wait zero zero sugar
What the fuck wait look at the DM. I just got
Enimpees a demon don't trust that guy bro. How are you gonna make a brand new account zero followers zero posts?
It's a I'm a demon. Yes us. Oh, yeah, actually yes us
Drabble.
Should I be worried?
No, because my ex started messaging me again after I posted the GT-R photo.
He started messaging me saying I want you back, I missed you.
Catchy, catchy. Once again, not everything needs to be on stream, girl!
Damn!
Sorry.
You don't have to tell him everything that's going on.
That's it. I mean, that's my life anyway.
Yeah, I know, but you don't have to.
Okay, yeah, that's all I'm gonna say about that.
Since you're oversharing, can I overshare as well?
Yes.
My ex-girlfriend has not messaged me in years.
Yeah, but it's been more than five years.
Not more than.
You still think about her?
Not really, no.
I've been old.
I recall the time when I was deeply in love.
I missed that feeling at the time,
but she's no longer that person if that makes sense.
I still truly wish her the best.
But no.
How long does it take for me to think to get over it?
Can be five months, can be five years, can be five decades.
Probably never.
It depends.
It depends on the person, depends on what happened, you know?
What is vibrating on your seat, Nick?
It's my butt plug.
No, I feel something is vibrating on your chair.
It or else controls it.
What is that?
Like I feel it on my legs, like something is vibrating.
it's the seat. Like why? Because it just is dude. Oh god. Yeah it just is. I'm playing chess you know.
Good one. Oh my god I forgot to drink this hot chocolate. It's still good though. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Read this. Can you just read this out loud? You just got you just got messaged by a talent agency
at the top there listen listen all you all you all you talent agents that are
going after the people I stream with I see you I want 10% I know what you've
done I know who you're messaging I'm paying attention they tell me I want
10% wait read my DM or I'm never gonna stream these people again it's really
up to you yeah it's just that simple so give me a 10% cut or I'm icing them
wall out. All right, it went black again. Edible feet can be made from fondant, wafer paper,
or edible icing sheets. Fondant. To make fondant feet, you can roll out two even balls of
fondant that are slightly larger than the feet on a template. Roll the balls into
tear drop shapes but without a sharp point. Press the balls lightly flat. Make the
The toes, broader for the cartridge or male feet, and narrow for dainty or feminine feet.
Insert a toothpick half onto lower leg and hold the shoe on.
Put water on the shoes and press them into place like with toothpicks.
Is my community just a bunch of foot-fast having fucks?
I guess so.
What are you texting?
I'm just texting.
He just texted me saying nice.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
What?
Does that mean like, in every community, like XCC's community is all like-
He's typing.
He's here?
He's typing.
He's typing.
Oh my god.
But I'm getting messages too actually.
Oh god.
Oh he stopped typing.
He got scared.
Oh I put C.
Kidding.
I'm getting messages too, actually.
Oh, god.
Oh, he stopped dying.
He got scared.
Oh, I put C.
Kidding.
Does that mean like ex-U.C.'s community is like super
juiced up, and they're like always hyper,
and they're going crazy?
You know, Mizz's community is always about the bit.
You know, always going to the joke.
You know, Asim's community is exactly what you think it is.
Is that really what it's like?
And this is a whole bunch of feet-loving motherfuckers.
Is that what's going on here?
Yeah.
They say the viewers reflect the streamer, right?
But I'm really giving, right?
I love giving things, you know?
So it's like, wouldn't it make sense
that chat would love the GIF subs?
So we get $17,000, so we go on an EU road trip?
Chat, what do you guys think, guys?
Get on that.
Is it possible?
Maybe.
No?
OK, let me try.
But by the way, keep in mind, chat,
you're looking for a VPN.
We teamed up with Surfshark.
Click the link.
I signed up to them today.
super easy. Took about literally less than three minutes. Signed up paid everything. Had it on my phone
and I can now access access sites in Texas that I couldn't normally access. So that opens up a whole
new world for me. Can you ask NMP if I can suckle on his supple? Yeah I'm sick. No.
No.
No.
Yeah, no.
So what do you think about Waterburgers so far?
The vibes, huh?
I guess.
I got good vibes.
I don't know.
We're just in the car.
Arthur, is it great?
So I'm giving advice right now.
To who?
Somebody asked your Arthur, I need advice.
I said, Saf.
There was a German girl at my gym and I've talked to her a few times.
How do I take the next step?
I didn't really read the message and I'm like, are you all talking?
So I was distracted.
I'm sorry.
I already I'm already not giving him advice
Who's this guy like a viewer or I don't know
You know, it's crazy. I just don't get names
Yeah, cuz you have this setting that like they can't even well, I don't know. Yeah, would you do me if you could I?
Feel like I feel like if people could do me they'd be like hey Nick you fat fuck you're not as cool as you think
Yeah, you're a fucking loser. I hate you
I'm praying you're down for a piece of shit.
That's what we're going to do.
You guys do Apple Pay?
Yeah.
You're projecting?
Am I insecure?
Is Nim here?
What's up, Nim?
What did Nim say?
Oh, look at this.
Perfect.
What did Nim say?
Everyone copy and paste what Nim said?
What did he say?
He said, Nim?
What did he say?
Forcin'?
Do you know who Forcin' is?
I've heard.
So you have a picture of him in your room?
Yes.
Yeah, that's how I know him.
From the picture in my room?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's like an empty room and that's just the picture there.
A force and only.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Someone said ask Nick about his three life rules.
They're really good.
I'm not kidding.
I live my life by these three rules and they have not failed me.
What are they?
They're actually like, I'm not kidding you.
If everyone listened to these rules,
the world would be a better place.
Okay.
It's true.
Today's in the back, right there, I'm sorry,
there's no space.
No, it's okay.
Yeah.
So rule number one, and this is the most important rule.
Okay.
Today's our other, sorry.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, rule number one is don't get greedy.
Okay.
That applies in all situations.
So whenever you're making a choice, like a conscious choice,
you'd be like, is this the greedy option?
Because if it is, you shouldn't do it.
So you shouldn't ask for more subs.
And you shouldn't stream for more than four hours.
But me asking for more subs isn't being greedy.
Because I made bad bets on NVIDIA stocks,
lost most of my money, and I have to start over.
OK, so it's just farming pity.
Well, I need the money back.
Okay, okay, that's fine then.
Okay.
You're not being greedy, okay.
Yeah, rule number two,
Nvidia is up, I shorted it.
Rule number two,
and this is one that you'd live by, I can tell.
Never turned on a free meal.
Thank you.
Yes, that's rule number two.
You've been feeding me the last four days.
I'm not even lying.
Yeah.
Yeah, thank you.
Okay, rule number two is never turn on a free meal.
And rule number three,
it's more of a guideline.
I don't really follow it anymore.
It was a never pull out.
Surely it's a metaphor.
Nope.
It was those three rules.
What do you think about the rules?
Did he actually do the third one after 10 years?
The third one was just more of a guideline.
So.
I live by the opposite of the third.
Always.
Because I'm not on any birth control.
I shouldn't say it.
That's on the street.
Okay, yeah, third's a guideline.
We don't really do it anymore.
So, oh my God, this is insane.
Yeah, that's so big.
That's a medium?
No, this is a large.
I wonder why you guys are so fast here.
Okay, true.
Can you take this?
That's huge!
That's huge!
I can't believe I have it!
Are the hand fingers too?
Yes, sir.
Yeah, you know what you're cost.
Thank you.
How much?
One dollar.
What?
It's a dollar.
This is so big.
Do you want a straw?
Well I have one from my coffee.
Do you want a new one?
Uh.
It won't even reach the bottom.
Yeah it won't reach the bottom, sure.
You're giving me like, yeah.
Okay, okay, let's put it.
So this is zero calories?
Absolutely fucking not.
That's probably 500 calories.
No, then I'm not going to drink it.
Yeah, that is...
I only drink like zero calories soda and a little beer.
You can sip it, to say a couple sips is not gonna kill you.
But it's like, don't drink the whole fucking thing.
That's insane.
I don't know why you guys got that.
Like, I ordered it for myself
and then everyone ended up getting one.
I don't understand.
No, cause I thought it was zero sugar.
I thought so too, I asked for the diet version.
But there is no diet version.
Is that not?
Not at water burger, man.
Listen, why?
Because water burgers in caravan,
Don't order it, it's not trying to make you healthy,
it's trying to make you happy.
You have to make the customer happy.
Yeah, we are.
And I won't buy it.
Okay, then don't.
If you're on a diet,
then go to fucking don't order it then.
I have a question.
What?
Would you rather live a happier life,
but shorter or a longer life, but less happy?
But not miserable, but less happy?
Shorter and probably happy.
But how much shorter?
I don't know, that's up to you.
Would you rather live one more year
but be so happy every single day,
like euphoric or live like 30 more years but just be like man.
Oh wait, dying a year from now?
It's a win-win.
It's...
It's...
It's crazy.
Nick?
Alright, let's...
Let's...
Let's...
Let's...
Let's...
Let's...
Let's...
Let's...
Let's...
Let's...
Let's...
Let's...
Let's...
Let's...
Let's...
Let's...
die a year have a great imagine you have one more year chat of just like the
best year of your life and then you just fucking die nice one day wouldn't it
suck I really feel like you should go to the doctor after what happened me yeah
You care about my blood?
Yeah.
You care about me?
I guess.
Just don't die yet.
Come on.
My career is just starting.
Oh my God.
She really said, Nick, I still need you.
I'm just joking.
I just knew that we were so funny.
I chose the song.
Which one is mine?
All right.
This is both me, White and Yellow.
So this is the normal water burger.
So I want you to just take a bite of it and see which thing.
Oh god, the lettuce is falling out.
Maybe take it from the other side.
You like tomatoes?
Yeah.
So when you look at it, what do you think?
It's like a normal burger, a bit disappointing,
but it's all in the taste more than the presentation, right?
Yeah.
Chad, why are you saying you, Chad?
Thank you, Nick.
Very well.
Not bad, right?
Mm-hmm.
Pretty decent for a burger.
Yeah, I like it.
I taste the mustard a lot.
Would you like ketchup?
Why is there ketchup?
Do you have spicy?
It's gonna be messy.
No, no, you have to...
You trust me?
Yeah.
Okay.
Just dip the next bite in this.
That's good.
I like it.
Here, dip it in this, the next bite.
I couldn't do this without it being messy, A-up.
Just thank you.
Do you like messy from football?
Yeah, he's good.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, that was a good dip you got there.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, does that make it better?
It's all right, right?
So the thing about water burger,
and this is, people will crucify me.
It's not that the burger's the best.
I know that, Chad, I'm not an idiot.
But this place is open 24 hours a day,
and the consistency never changes.
That burger will be that good every single time, always.
That's good.
Yes.
I like it.
Yes.
Okay.
I'll take it now.
Okay.
Okay, now it's time.
All right, take this burger please.
Thank you, Mr. Arthur.
That's Mr. Arthur, everybody.
All right.
Okay, this is the patty melt.
This thing has a lot of cheese on it.
And hopefully it's a good one.
Okay, if there's cheese, I'll like it.
Okay.
You can put cheese on that,
but I didn't want you to get it later
Oh, this looks good.
This looks good.
Get some fries.
Double patty?
Double patty, guys.
With cheese.
Not bad, right?
Mmm.
Okay, let's go.
Your signature fries.
What do you think?
That's good.
Really?
You actually like it? I do.
it again? I don't think I'm fat. That's good. The thing about her is she's so honest. She's
just kind of like a normie. What? She's a normie that we just plucked from the Philippines,
brought her hair. She's like, this is why Americans are so fat. Look at this fucking
cup. You know, it's absolutely like internet, but Keppel would be colonned. But like,
Normie would just say that.
Yeah, it's true.
It's really good though.
I don't blame you guys.
That's good.
OK, you don't have to anymore if you don't want to.
I'll have one more bite.
OK, yeah.
Take it.
That's really good.
Yeah.
Not so good.
OK, here.
Yeah, give it to Arthur.
How about you?
No, I'm not getting my own.
I don't get that.
I gotta keep my shape, you know?
Am I a bad influence?
No.
You don't have the power to influence me to do anything.
Well, you almost considered skydiving.
Yeah, that was just for the bit.
I might do that shit.
Yeah, try some of the fries, try some of the ketchup.
The fries are doing better.
The fries are good.
And then the last thing that you can try,
you know what this is?
Chicken tenders.
You have this in the Philippines?
Yeah.
But, I mean the best for me is raising canes.
But we don't have that in Manila.
So, it's alright?
Yeah, so let me give you a tip because you need this morning anybody
If you're ever out like late at night, let's see you've been drinking you need a sober up
Order this food and eat it and I guarantee you wake up
perfectly fine
Okay, you that's it probably anybody
Are you speaking from experience? Yeah, that's on there. I never get hungover. Okay, so
Not bad are there your thoughts
True.
True.
True.
Well, we went hella over today because someone was a wee bit late.
Sorry.
I also felt 20 minutes late.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Filipino time.
Filipino time.
Chat, that's the end of the stream today.
She got to taste a little bit of the things that I like.
Hopefully you guys had fun.
know if you're a if you're new please follow me follow her of course follow
Lord Arthur I think we'll be live later building the room yeah I might do a Q&A on
my stream we'll see she'll probably go in live too I just we'll see
Gigi's chat, thanks for all subs, all donations, everyone have a great day and yeah, thanks
for coming, appreciate you.
Thanks for inviting.
Thanks for making everything not so awkward, Arthur.
Can I say something?
Of course.
Guys, I know it's Monday, but thank you very much for being here.
You're great, you appreciate it, and I hope your day and your week will be awesome.
Maybe this will be the week for you that we'll make things a little bit better.
It will be manifested.
Manifesting.
Quick make your streamers revenue by beating shit on an income chain from the riskier
Got all the diamonds, kid, XBC and so the popular one out of morning
But we absolutely need some digit sums, some sums
You need some digit sums, you need some sums, some sums
You need some digit sums, you need some sums
I never said that I was bossy
I knew that I was a millionaire
There's no way we'd be
130 cells of salt would have this