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Hey, Chats.
Have you said hello to everyone whilst we wait for Mr. Polym?
No?
It's the polite thing to do.
Or, if you're one of the homies...
Then, go ahead and say...
Yo, those of you joining us late, is your last chance to say...
Actors, to figure out I have a disease.
Out of rather just a known, can't reveal a personal problem with this.
It's tough like Texas water burger
What makes it taste good?
It's spicy ketchup
I like sticking the hard little black thing
I like sticking the hard burgers and the hard chicken fingers in my mouth
and then chewing them hard
Now that's good shit.
Now that's good shit.
Hey chat.
Have you said hello to everyone whilst we wait for Mr. Polym?
No?
It's the polite thing to do.
If you're one of the homies.
Go ahead and say yo face yo, okay, it's the what face gladiator
Hello good morning everybody. Yo, why does sound a little racist when I said that?
That was the most racist good morning
That was crazy, man. Oh, dude 30 minute intro bros 22 minutes man my bad sometimes things take a little bit to get going
all right
all right my bad
that's on me do stop what facing the disc or i see you guys lsd i have you
open today
so finally on scuffed ones
all my god did
exciting they did very special guest today very special
all my god do you know i you know i shop
my note i put this nose for my nose yesterday
for cinema
hello
uh... secara the vat here three sub hello how's it going
i put that nose spray
in my nose and now my right now is blocked
is not crazy
i would put it in one nose and now it's blocked today
because of what happened yesterday
absolutely shameless behavior did
yet shameless behavior
you guys excited to be a very special guest in the gasses chat in the
gasses
there we go
uh... that meant this
or does your ground control at this not load for you
you think it's all
oh my god
but that the crazy was all
as many gold it could be as the gold when the crazy was as the gold guys
as the we just love as many gold by the way
you know is any jay man with that which prime brand new sub welcome brother
welcome
you
i think it's time to upgrade from the gtm now that you're a fifteen k andy
check this out
what's your way to get rid of the gtr
bro if i if i lose if i lose greek chance malayna and the gtr i i might as
well just give up
might as well
at that point
she's this
let me see what you like to hear
let me see how i pin this
that i'm actually realize i'm actually so bad at
uh... let me see exactly what it is
whoa
you want me to buy
a mcclaren with a two million dollar price tag
brought it over that jack guy who just crashed a ship row
hello
by the way what an absolute moron
by the way
all what my god
it you know the thing that it makes it so that that's it like
there's so many things wrong with it
but the thing that kind of works me the most because i'm a car guy
you shouldn't even be driving a car like that if you don't know that the car
spins out
if you if you floor it going eighty miles an hour
it's a real drive buddy
is this is this is going to just get an incidentally
and the fact that you don't know that you should even get that car like
holy fuck
and i'm not just some guy who can't afford i could buy if i wanted to
damn and i practice dude
holy fuck
learn how the car works
that's crazy
but it's it's it's embarrassing it's so it's in the pouring rain of the last
all man do it as as a car guy
that that that whole thing was just it was wrong for so many reasons then
do it's be farting
and pc i know you said so this is the car you want to buy
uh... i cannot afford this car
i was gonna keep it completely plan
cannot afford that car it is is way too expensive
uh... do that we see move this
poor yet call me poor i'll take it
yet call me poor i can't afford it
it's okay
you know it is
uh... we see maybe i use this one uh... is this right
mallard duck
mallard duck thanks for that prime welcome home
uh... thank you some said i actually got banned in your discord by posting
indian lamb meet me
is there any appeals i can fill out
what has the gt r every do for you
useless automobile
may as well get a tesla
much better car
for what
what it would what happened to worry we could have this gt r slander bro
what is going on here what is it is it you can ever hurt you don't worry
you know
are you guys just mad that catchy sat in it is that what's going on the only
you're in a massive fire
you have to stop this the recent appreciate it thank you so much to
uh... omega lol
omega thank you for for uh... the re the recent as well bro it's hard for
to read this one
try with a gift is of the jurid
this new app is is hard to read them
yet there we go
the teacher is a dream car it is guys don't understand like
that's the only car ever really wanted
was the gt r and in the second gt i'm not sound the gt rs in things three so
and the second car i i wanted was the escalate i have
the only thing i want now
is a wife
and children
that's it
i have everything else
i could
ever asked for
twitch conheim that's it
are you a single man i am a single man yes
that's true
yet what about the old skyline i don't even old times are cool but it's not my
it's not my thing to
you jay six or nineteen months silent shot this for two months appreciate that
thank you thank you
yes i like that's all we i'm not gonna buy anymore super cars
one thing i might buy the house when chance decides to take this one back
you know or i might just buy this one from him
so that that's where right now goes i think
yet i don't mean for this to come across as rude but it will
after seeing you hit the dog yesterday i can see where your mother is coming
from
uh... yeah
yet uh...
thank you leo for three dollars yet i can't dance
i wanna learn how to dance
out you know
sure she me for that being a little bit
you know
is what it is good
uh...
But, you know, maybe one day I'll learn, dude.
Maybe one day I'll learn.
Are you going to do GTRP again?
You want me to do RP?
Listen, I'll do RP under one condition.
Jason breaks up with Nunu, and then dates V.
That's the only way I'll come back.
That's it.
That's the only way.
Uh, uh, V is married.
OK, I'm not afraid of Flippy.
what do we do about that?
Mr. Pollum, I have to say, streams have been lit past couple months.
It sucks you have to go through what you are going through, but the result of it are great
streams.
Anyways, did you sniff the seat after?
You know.
Guys, guys, we gotta lock it in, guys, guys, we gotta lock it in, we gotta lock it in,
we gotta lock it in, we gotta lock it in, guys, come on, together.
who's from a let's go
the breath
who's from a
just lock it in chat you know as a unit here
you know he's just got a lock in
there we go answer the question
absolutely fuck no
okay guys i'm not a weirdo oh my god
guys i'm not weird
you know
i'm not
you guys might be a wee bit
i'm not
you know
why you smiling because you guys are being funny that's why
uh... made a thing for the reset and the prime appreciate appreciate appreciate
you
uh...
you know it
how about you buy a house first mister and then poor
listen that that that's that's that's that's that's coming
it's hopefully
uh... stand up on september stand up guys okay
it's not gonna happen
uh...
farm it from what
uh... what's that it's a
techies stop do not be copying me okay holy crap man
jesus christ
uh... you know believe i did not i did not would not sniff a seat this and i
think i'm not a roster
right he sniffed and retates
uh... see when you got up which was honestly insanity
but yeah
are you gonna modify the gt r like a liberty walk wide body actually want
to buy a little fit in the garage
so actually kind of want to
but it is what it is
uh... oh yeah look at that chat
still have fifteen thousand subs
is that kind of crazy
did you ever think we'd get here
and by we have in the
did you ever think so
or did say at twenty thousand subs she would come visit by the way
she uh... she did say that she would come
so
absolutely insane
but we won't get there for sure because that's like so many more subs but she
did say that that she would do it so
uh... hop on the face straight and get yourself
i did i did get myself on a subject
so i guess it kind of work
i want to kiss your forehead relax guy from cake do not do not kiss do not
kiss me again
uh... imagine only it's a useful to that brand new prime welcome home brother
thank you so much amazing amazing amazing glad you love in the streams
lately
yet no serious and good to do it should have been good to use me another
bangerman
today's the real world really really really really really good or really
really really really really bad there's no it's okay
uh... will see will see how today goes for sure man
you know we really well
uh...
so we will
will see that one goes yet we really want
uh... it's gonna be interesting to so
uh...
yeah let me see
someone gets five thousand i don't even know who is a biggest gift or isn't it
me are either biggest gift or to this channel is me myself is that how it goes
can we check that somehow
uh... i'm not sure
isn't buying the house in terms of option yet of course it wasn't something
uh... brother all night thank you so much for that uh... for that prime
appreciate that thank you uh... japanese mail thing for the prime as
well welcome back digital diaper with the forty six months
appreciate you all and i miss i missed one uh... coreboy beats thank you as
well do thank you
appreciate that the others new app reading all these reasons actually kind of
difficult there so
uh... yet oilers yet or is the doctor's true
uh... we have until the fourteen before the sub start going away so that's
only six hundred subs daily only six hundred subs daily that's
literally like
that's not a normal amount of subs that's like in like some of that's
insane so it's probably not gonna happen but
i'm happy with the way that it is so yeah i hear a singing erubs soapbox car i
don't think so
european killed it bro
did you know what it i don't know what's going on bro like me and iraq
both of us got the fire that fire letter us and it fucking
and actually doing stuff you know
isn't that kind of crazy
uh... what is that like we need when you when you when you feel like you
got nothing left in your back to the corner you come out swinging what
what is it how's it go
you're right loves all the things for the prime appreciate that for the
htp for that
uh...
kx thank you so much for the recent there
joce thinks the recent jenesis thinks the recent appreciate that so much
uh... yeah it's gonna be exciting to your streams for a week
glad to see you doing well
yeah we're chillin did everything's going great did i did not go to the gym
yesterday i'm sad about that
i did not i did not i did not go to the gym
so
it would be less important to other enemies of course
that's a good one
okay
though they probably are still having a breakfast burrito
yet imagine you can be your life
hey nick you know
hehehehe
that would be funny
uh... yeah it was Arthur
uh... i think it'll change i really thought relax guys relax relax your nurse
fern what's good to the twenty months how's it going uh...
demirala think it for the recent as well
uh... gifted subquasi moda gifted nasty chain somehow nasty change still cannot
afford his own sub uh... seven years later
but it actually is what it is there
it is what it is
uh...
lamont took a month off you're not the same way how could you have taken
a month off and come back to fifteen thousand views
but i took a month off you guys all hate me for ever i'll get it
here's ten bucks toward your new home for chance just helping out another
brother
thank you uh... thank you uh...
but they'll out thank you so much but they'll out thank you so much to
appreciate that tend to
uh... top-day glaring schittner's little shit so
uh... yeah it's good to be fun to actually come i'm kind of nervous and
kind of excited the same time did
i really am
this was uh... one of those days
You know, I actually woke up before my alarm today.
I actually woke up.
Why did I wake up, bro?
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Am I reading this right?
Dizzy Bex with a tier two sub.
But didn't you just follow the channel like recently?
Love the stream.
Wait, how do you tier two for three?
I die, no dance, come on.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Dizzy, Dizzy, Dizzy, Dizzy, Dizzy.
Did you unfollow me?
You it says new follow Dizzy Bex and I'm like hmm. I remember that name and then Dizzy Bex tier 2 subbed
for 30 you unfollowed me
why
What did I do wrong? Oh, no
What was it?
Reverse parasocial I'm being parasocial. Oh my god, but what I do wrong. I
I feel personally attacked.
Oh no dude.
But either way, thanks for the reason dude.
That's parasocial. Wait am I a loser?
No.
Oh no dude.
Oh wow dude. But isn't that crazy I remembered that name?
That's your cap for something right?
The Lord's Day, thank you for the Prime.
Thanks to a tier one greatly thanks for the prime. I can't thanks for the prime
chicken thing for the tier one bells and things with the tier one and
Man sometimes some names I can't even read so I'm just gonna skip it. Yo, uh totes up totes totes. Yes totes
Tot yes z
These are the tier one brand new stuff appreciate that man. I feel like I butcher everyone's name
Yeah, I feel like I feel like I butcher everyone's name and that everyone just feels a little bit worse for subscribing to me
I really do feel like that's what's going on here, but listen here. I apologize if I say it wrong. I don't mean to
I'm just fucking stupid
You forgive me chat
Is that what's going on here?
It's easy to what follow on mobile. Okay. Can you say my name?
Okay, a rs isn't a word
A-R-S, but so your second part of your name is
absconditius.
What is that?
What is that?
I don't understand what that is.
Second grade grammar?
Maybe I'm just fucking stupid, I don't know.
This guy's name is Gandalf the Fat.
See that's, can we just have normal names like Jim?
Bob, Billy Bob?
You know, easy names that I can read here.
Like, what does abscondidious mean?
Like, that's insane, dude.
This isn't Facebook.
Oh, man, dude.
Maybe I'm just stupid, dude.
Like, Koala?
Okay, can we move on from Koala?
Yo, God, I've known, thanks for 18 months.
Thank you.
Yo, Killin' Nick.
Easy, Killin' Nick.
Killin' Nick X.
Was that so hard to have a normal name, people?
Was it?
No, I read it perfectly.
Jamie.
Jamie just subscribed.
Easy.
uh...
a more damn a more
you a more tori
is that me or is that the name
i'm not sure
they said it's your what appreciate that
uh... life man easy thank you corpse thank you easy daniel easy
forgive me hugs i'm back home now it's okay dizzy will help me back you look
you back
they put it to be for the fifteen copy appreciate that thank you
thank you yes i i just
i'm just stupid i can read but
uh... you know a check
it's sunday
the workweek starts tomorrow
are you guys ready to get back to work
you're ready did you have a good weekend guys that you guys have fun
you know it's time to get back
yeah
i'm working right now or no it's talking to you
talk to people with real jobs that this internet shit that mean you're
doing okay
that's what i'm talking about
yet i'm a parent i don't have days off true
that's true parenting is a full-time job
it really is
you know it really is
maybe one day i can be a parent
they would be soon you never know you know cast but they just went for the
prime appreciate that welcome home restart they give a prime as well thank
you
uh... rate they were resubbing poopy pants that's the easy one they for the
recent digit are thank you squash thank you
uh... appreciate that easy to easy
apologize to our queen
uh... or is not the queen
of the channel
she's like Zeus she's like an overlord
the queen of the channel always be malena
always okay
always
i and the king
or is like god
are there's like the prince
you okay
uh...
when i said queen forever i meant it
okay i meant it
uh... hashy llama thank you for that tier one
welcome
home
hypermobius
thank you for the tier one
preachers well simpson thank you as well for fifteen months move thank you
easy peasy
arthur's the butler no way i think that arthur
arthur did something so nice yesterday literally made me tear up
it literally did
uh...
i can't even tell you what he did but it was just so unbelievably nice
like he's it's insane to like
i can't believe it man
like he's this he's just
he would he's so nice
it and i'm ever made one is nice is this guy like i'm not kidding
in the history
of my life
thirty three years and there are many with this nice before
what if it's all what if it's all just a massive scab in the deep down is a
psychopath
what if you would be like plotting to take take a take control killing my
sleep or some shit so
uh...
maybe
it could be
yeah
and we found some crazy in the morning guys
murley plays guys and my nice girl question mark first-time chatter
guys and my nice girl guys and my nice girl guys and my nice girl guys and my
nice girl guys and my nice girl are you a bot
what is this
high of thirty one thousand followers
women does this person go into chats type this gets attention because they
said girl
Get followers.
She's live.
What?
Are you kidding me?
Okay.
You're, you're, you're live spamming this and other people's channels.
This is crazy.
Okay.
And dude.
Oh man.
I respect the hustle I respect I respect the hustle I respect the hustle I do I do I do I respect it
I need to get tissue my nose is leaking oh my god you know what twitch is a game chat
you just got to play it you know that is wild we don't even speak the same language
Holy shit dude that was a good laugh that really was a good laugh that miss five gifted subs
yo wait gift me a sub mate gifted five subs what is this who is this that's crazy thank
you thank you so much for the uh for the five gifted subs thank you yeah fly her to Austin
She's gonna be in the GTR soon guys guys guys guys guys that guy that is this now that works man
How'd you even notice her message because it was a first-time chatter message and it gets highlighted
You know that's kind of how that works
I feel like you need more English people in OTK
Dude, we haven't added someone to OTK in a hot minute, bro
Yeah, if you guys could pick one person that we add to OTK, who would it be?
Who would it be?
A lot of people say it's old, dude. It's not a bad call, man.
Moat Sim?
Wake?
You need to add more black people or not.
More black people?
Should we add people just because of their skin color?
Is that what we should do?
Guys, am I a nice girl?
JK don't look
Uh
You're broke out. Thank you for the $25 appreciate your dog appreciate your top. Do the day at 35 appreciate it
Fan fan
Wait a minute if we had a fan fan
That that seems like it's a pattern at that point, you know
You see I'm saying
Yeah
We'd like man, I don't know dude. I don't know who would be it would be a great ad
What about about Arthur how about that? Let me a good ad but
Too many racists already there is there is not a single racist in OTK
Not one. You aren't our org is so diverse
How can we be racist?
What what?
Why are you guys name it all the guy members? That's crazy. There's no one's racist
You and Miz
me how
That's crazy doesn't make any sense
Tectone as men you miss and soda soda
Are you kidding me bro? What's the potato?
So you're saying because Chance did blackface on a potato. He's racist. That's insane
No way
That is that is this not true
It's a strong indicator. Oh my god
No way, dude, huh
Likari wake and car Chi I would be so fire
The car awakens catchy and OTK. I don't know. What's a better strat, dude?
Is it better straight grabbing a whole bunch of people or keeping it still kind of small?
I'm not sure what a better strat is for this sort of thing, you know
I'm not even sure how it works
Everyone's saying small. Oh
Wait, should we shrink OTK?
Yeah, no, I didn't know I have now I see look like copy lame, bro, and you do
oh my god maybe shrink it down dude what's a good number OTK junior didn't
TSM of TSM junior once and then I remember didn't that happen drop as
men miss and that loud bald guy those those three members are key key just
signed E-Rob already if we signed E-Rob to OTK his entire community would
come down to austin and burn the city to the ground
it would be over
the the robbers would invade the city in this burn this whole city to the ground
so that is that is just never get happen
uh... and i wouldn't want to have any of
that the urobs killing on his own and it is a good thing going
so i really do
yet i really do
uh...
but you know i
jenly what is the point of an org
uh...
fun
with friends
sponsors
all you guys don't know
all
yet those spot yet now
we don't really get paid
to be honest
all the shit goes to our employees
yeah
why do i never see any wheelchairs in any org
w l m
less than three
what you see any wheelchairs
you want to get some wheelchairs and roll around i'm so confused is he what
we're talking about
uh...
so you don't get paid for that but emerald tecton does one to our doctors
trip and they get fifty k
well the two separate things
does it is personal sponsors or sponsors it's like you do me like make
like a video and how's all this works
because it's actually it's actually quite interesting if you really care
But it's two separate things, you know.
Yeah, it's kind of complicated, but at the same time kind of not.
But I'd watch it.
Man, do I have what it takes to make a serious informative video though?
Cobalt Chicken, thanks for subbing.
White Hardo 7, thanks for subbing.
Everyone spam White Hardo's.
Yeah, make a Powerport, I will help.
Wait, or is it we get to spend time together?
Me, we can.
It would be amazing to see behind the scenes sort of thing in a streamer's life.
I mean, we kind of saw the behind the scenes with Hassan, you know?
We literally spent a whole 12 hours with that guy.
So we pretty much, I guess it varies from person to person.
Some streamers, I'm going to be honest, they go live, stream video games for 8 hours a day,
and then just crash out, fall asleep, and then wake up and do the same thing the
next day, and they do it every single day for a long time.
you know what they got people like you know
uh... like a son who are like
going outside part of different community things playing basketball going to
the gym
traveling to events do no such stuff so it all depends on the person really
uh... but yeah um...
if the special guest isn't rhyme
I'm gonna throw hands I'm gonna tell you right now
it is not rhyme
I remember yours and other guys from OTK support of Ukrainian people when the war started
Just want to let you know that we really appreciate it still. I remember that straight every next day to be better than previous one always
Yeah, right back at you right back at you
Imru and Emily should leave OTK and form a woman's channel
Then they can grab it's in it and Caroline
huh that really probably isn't that QTQ what is what is oh OTQ what is that one
true queen I bet you guys would rather watch them huh you guys would rather
watch one true queen and one true king you know yep that's true yeah it's
true get oro and OTK the best thing about being an org is probably like just
doing all the collabs and having like one banner to do stuff under at least for me
You know
It's so funny because like whenever like let's say like as been says something out of pocket
That's just completely as been related. Everyone's always like
OTK this OTK that OTK this like people love just throwing that tag on things, you know people are like Austin is OTK
You know, it's actually it's actually crazy kind of how big the name is nowadays
We kind of did it dude. We really did
And we really took it from nothing and made it something good or bad, I guess, so.
It feels good, man.
I think Carol will be a good addition.
OTK, yeah, of course, is a lot of good additions, man.
Hi, Nick.
I've noticed that you still haven't done anything to save the Orcas.
Not only that, but you ate whale at the last Korean barbecue.
You are an opi-op.
There is no way that you are personally blaming me, Alrist, for not saving the
Orcas.
surely
surely
cannot be my fault too
i am just i am just a man i'm just an average man
with average abilities
i cannot save the orcas guys
i can't
you know i can really save myself
so
uh... are we going to are we going to dois land germany series of deal
i haven't announced this in either as emily
but
i asked him we a few days ago if she wanted to go to europe with me
and she said she would
so now we just gotta figure out when it were
so we've been
uh...
we've been looking into it
now this is gonna be hard because i am not good at planning things overseas
there was a certain someone who had all that
who's no longer with us
it's gonna be
harder for me
to do this
because i'm just not good at it
but i'm not sure where we would go
because it's so dark in europe this time of day
so i'm not sure exactly what the plan is
and how do we do this
what is dark why we couldn't question marks isn't pitch black at four o'clock
why question mark me
why question mark me
okay seven o'clock at night dark
that's just norway
not yet
just go to fast i can read it
slow down slow down
slow down stop stop
your women slow
okay now it's lagging you've lagged it
you've lagged it out
congratulations guys it's lagging
e you equals norwell
why not help catch you get back to her german roots
or is it enough to stream
for what
yes sir box is for serving jen thanks for seven
lm a shade thanks for seven
so where should be an illegal check
where should we go
keep in mind i'm gonna be streaming from three p m to seven o'clock
in europe
more or less
should we go to germany
Italy
i kinda wanna go to france
maybe
germany with arthur oh my god we're gonna we're in trouble
i need to
i need two seventy
what our
gold mount batteries and i don't think we're going to find in europe
why that's so so so strange of course we have a wrong
we said the u krain we got u krain
i don't know
Huh. Imagine we go back to Spain. Imagine?
Someone in chat just said, go to hell. You've been following since 2016. That's eight years.
Why would you say that? That's so mean. Oh my God.
That's so mean, dude. Just avoid the two wars happening.
Why don't you guys go to Asia or something? I really don't understand rich people who won't take advantage of being able to afford to fly everywhere.
Bulbasaur. Bulbasaur. Bulbasaur. You wanna hear something crazy? I'm gonna piss you off here
because I'm being a jackass. I got offered to get paid to fly to Korea to do a sponsorship
stream and I said no. How do you feel about that? Yeah. This is just for you Bulbasaur.
Isn't that crazy? Well I didn't go because it was a mobile game. I mean I could probably
they say yes
still
guys i would
are you telling me to go to korea to stream a mobile game
that you're saying
would you watch the stream
would you watch it
but why are you
why you tell me do it
if you're not gonna watch it
that's insane
are you are you guys gonna make me stream other things besides
make me stream korea is that what's gonna happen so you're not gonna watch
the sponsored portion
but you're gonna watch the rest of it
is that what you're saying here
So wait, so I can't go there to enjoy Korea?
I'd have to go there and stream the whole thing,
is that what you're saying?
I couldn't go there to relax?
Wow.
That's wild.
Y'all are kind of pocket bro, I'm not even gonna lie.
This Bulbasaur guy is so mad,
he is just not responding, he has left the channel.
He's absolutely fuming right now.
You know, that's crazy.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't I just didn't want to really uh
Maybe I'm a pussy, but I'm just afraid to go to Asia. I'm afraid to go to play said there have been before
I'm scared man, you know, I used to used to you know
Have a partner to go with you know, keep me safe. You know, I'm just scared
What aren't you are you guys not nervous? Okay, Europeans
You guys you guys I'm going to try
Detroit, Michigan
Walk around no fear, huh? How about that?
How is that the same it's the unknown?
Someone said that's not the same retard. Hey, we don't use that word here. Okay?
Come to Brazil
Maybe I'm just a pussy dude
Maybe I am yo yo J. Nick. What's up? Thanks for resub loose loose comb. Thank you so much for the prime
Welcome boss. Thanks for the resub. Yo, Lord of the drip with the 10 gifted subs
Thank you so much for the 10 gifters appreciate you
That's crazy
You have people willing to help you all over the world. Okay, is there anyone in chat?
That's from Korea that would help me figure things out. What about data?
How do I even get data over there? How do I even get around? I don't know how to how to read Korean?
Like what am I supposed to do there? How am I going to get to my fucking hotel?
How? Isn't that kind of intimidating and scary?
That's crazy.
Ask Jenny.
Jenny doesn't even like me.
Nora's cousin lives there.
Bruh!
That's crazy. Hot chubby.
Literally asked Miz, but didn't Miz go with like nine different people?
It's a lot different than going by myself or with Arthur.
that's insane wait when was this anyways let me double check this was next
month in this place called Busan oh what's up Jake Nick by the way I have a
sub goal to go to Austin with Wawa so you're the only reason I'm not broke
right now thank you why is it water just come by yourself I'm so confused
She can stay with me.
What's the problem?
Why do you need a sub-goal for that?
I'll pay for it.
I'm so confused.
This is weird.
She probably thinks you're creepy.
See, you're telling me,
the girl that came over to my kitchen
looked at me and said,
hey Nick, can I choke you?
She thinks I'm creepy.
Huh!
And then proceeded to choke me.
Interesting.
How that works interesting you loved it though. No
No, who likes getting choked hey Mon go to Sandals Jamaica
Miss Austin is fan survived career you can do it too charming Joe with a guide
Didn't he appear on her kitchen streams once?
Yeah, okay. I'll think about it
man do I lock this in dude I'm scared dude oh no am I getting pressured into
going to Korea by chat is that what's happening oh no dude I'm scared there's
no reason not to okay the fear of the unknown the fear of the what if do it
isn't that scary who are you taking already played the new cs2 update maybe
ocb what's up brother how you been hopefully as well I'm playing you see
no I haven't played cs2 since I played on stream that one time so Wakes been
talking about want to go to Korea forever there's your security little pup that's
true that's true what if you drive to Korea with Emily and someone else like
wake super what do you mean by drive to Korea what do you mean by that what do you mean
by that I'm so confused do we just do we just travel over the ocean is that what's going
on maybe bro someone came in the chat and said hey monkey boy and got timed out look
at this guy dude look at this guy bro like what the fuck you think these guys are
racist or maybe just likes freezer from DBZ you never know you can't really tell
VIP him hmm now we're not gonna do that read my message I got to sleep what do
you say Jake oh if you go to Korea I'll be there as well with Wawa oh if Jake
and water are gonna be there that does make me want to go more because we
can just leech off them. I feel safe with Jake. I do. Yeah. Yeah, Jake. Huh. Okay, I gotta
think about it, but this is definitely voting better than it was before, so. Um, someone
says, please Nick, most of us are overworked pores. Guys, press one of those true. All
I wish was being able to travel like you can. Please do it for the pores. You can
evil even higher personal translator is that what really what this whole
channels about everyone is living by curiosity through me is that what this
is am I just your your your vessel because of all the new and scary things
you're experiencing don't fear the fear keep going gladiator mm your drift
thank you so much for the prime thank you a struggle thanks for the prime
uh... shana thanks for the resub appreciate that guys welcome home
uh...
welcome home
do a stream with senate agents
i'm down to it
i'm down to do whatever
uh...
you know i'm down
we give it a try everything shake
uh...
you guys said right now that if you guys could you guys just go to korea
that's something you guys really want to do
why why why don't i have that same urge
is it some loser
but if i could pick like something to do
no holds barred or whatever
i don't want to go to like vegas and go to the casinos
that's what i want to do
oh shit
arthur
arthur
the milk
is outside can you grab it
no
uh... no dude
it's milk
for the wings
did you think i was referencing referencing a person
when i said the milk is outside
is that where we are
oh my god
all my god that's crazy
yet there we go
uh...
why would you go watch legal legends world in person all we don't care about
that
we don't
only that we got another first time chatter did
check out this legendary first time chatter he comes in here first time
chatter
loose sir
leaves doesn't elaborate
love that
we really do
on my neck
on my back
all
all right let's have a look at it
so uh...
this isn't the reddit
but
i have been feeling a little bit down
and what a little bit of glaze
and there's nothing better than to get glazed by uh...
uh... pretty pretty women so i was going to play this clip
uh...
Nick said in Salma's stream that you and her should come to sexist and that you want him over when you when you
Bro, yeah, I'm like his favorite now
We're like this
Yeah, that's my dude
Why'd you add her laughing chat you guys want to do some streams ac
What do you guys think? Is it AC single? She is. Yeah, she is. How is that weird? How is
that weird? Someone says you know you want to do true. Dude, I'm not gonna lie. I was
hanging out with AC at TwitchCon. She was great dude. She really was. Uh-huh. Now listen,
You say I'm being pogo and I knew you would.
So I had this clip.
Nick, riding the motorcycle with Berry should give you enough motivation to fly there.
Also, since you're single now you can just take another flight down to Japan for some
so planned action.
This is not the right clip.
What is this clip?
Just ask Nick.
I'm gonna talk to Nick.
I'm gonna be like, yo Nick, I'll send you feedbacks for a StarForge PC bro.
the
up to all for that broke that's like
that's like
twenty three-year-old make not thirty three-year-old make you know
stand up on that
never to hold
your do this guy goes your thirty three
really
thirty three damn damn shy start lying
wait maybe you don't think i'm that old
i'm gonna start saying i'm twenty eight
i'm just gonna start saying it
you know the booze cruise dates of the prime walk will wrap things into your
one will appreciate you
i'm gonna start saying that i'm that i'm twenty eight because i think people
believe it
oh my god
the wrinkles don't lie
maybe not
you can fix these by the way i've seen it with uh...
with uh... you can cheat the system and you can put stuff in here in the wrinkles
go away i've seen it
it's definitely possible
address the oral allegations or what allegations
they need to be addressing here
what is it
i'm not sure what it is
for logs
or said
well what do you mean to hold
for it i got mod because i said feet pics
you said the picture who for my
who
me when
when does that happen
have been about forever
four years ago
i do not recall this ever happening
you know it's funny
arthur asked me yesterday in the car where did you come from and i said
you've always been there
four years ago i was twenty four
yet seems about right
he's about right
interesting
well you remember wait a minute all my god
i remember now
or all
you are being
intentionally
dishonest
you said those
what was that
was that
but put them back up there was that
but the back up there
was that
i didn't see it
it's not playing don't play it listen
didn't didn't
didn't use in these these feet pics and ever saw them
but you got modded anyways is that how it ended up happening
now that i remember correctly
is that correct
oh now he remembers that
he says no
oh god
they would you get back on the feet that's right now
why not
check discord
or
or else that's in the your fucking feet that's jesus christ you already have my
stuff
uh...
how does it help your story helps mine
or
or what's the word is already a month
or all
or says once my curbie socks get here
i'm going to send nick feet
I'm gonna send Nick the best feet pics ever and I'm gonna be head mod
Oh my god, I was attacked
I was attacked
She had a plan and she had a goal
And she achieved it
But this clip here
I'm from Oro, let's see what it is
Oro, stop sending me your fucking feet pics
Jesus Christ, you already have mod
That helps me! You're head mod!
Targeted my weakness
And you know what?
It seems like AC is doing the same thing. She wants a Starforge PC and she's offering up feet pics. Oh
My god, is that my kryptonite?
Is that what it is? Oh
No, dude
Bro, look at her. She's so proud of herself. She says
easy
So to easy
Why is she so proud herself?
You found my weakness you you you attacked my weakness and now you have a full-time job
I am rich now. I can afford strippers. Okay
All right head mods ride head mod is fried
Head mod is fried how many only fans
Subscriptions do you have yes?
NMP sip guess
Zero
Yeah, yeah zero
Yeah, good. I've heard you have been bad mouth in Denmark and really
just after putting a hand on one of our women's hips anyway come to Denmark if
you are traveling to the EU love kisses and hunks anyways we're not gonna go to
Denmark me and extra Emily what are we gonna do there here we go Jake's main
price off his sub-a-thon what is this I will make sure if we can reach 4,000
subs
by nobember first
i will make sure
and i'm sure in people agree with this
that as soon
as we get to the u.s. in waters in u.s. with me
after we go to be
jake
jake she looks like you have her held hostage buddy
i'm so i'm sorry
she looks
she looks so sad
this is crazy
yes that's the first thing we're doing
we're going to vegas of water to see what it is that she's a play that
the blue spots
that we will go to austin texas
and hang out with nt
make your dream that i'm broken and you can use this right now okay
those are sub goals for the month
those are the sub goals
nick just yes
what do you mean yes
there's a third person here jake that has to want to come here bro
hello
look at her she's about to cry
oh my god
this is crazy
listen of course
jake
and water are welcome to come here of course
it's obvious
it seems like she wants to go gambling first
you know great idea
you know great idea
next post
right
suppers ice cream for me mister
what
uh... i saw a serious the most reliable streamer on twitch and honestly i feel
the same
sinna
is the most reliable streamer on twitch
anybody who my friend in real life they know this about me very much
i do not stop
and uh...
and
and baskin anything
okay
i don't wait with one
Okay, okay, okay, I don't get it
It was this supposed to be funny
What what is
What about this was relatable in the slot I don't understand
Like what is how can you put LeBron James? I?
Don't get it dude. I don't understand. It's normie humor. No, no, I'm trying to
But like what does LeBron James have to do with sin of saying that she doesn't bask in stuff? I don't understand I
Didn't know you could use primes up here you can
play it again okay hold on anybody who is my friend in real life they know this
about me very much I do not stop and and and bask in anything okay I don't wait
LeBron oh man dude I don't get it guys I'm so sorry I'm okay cuz I don't
understand I don't get it because she said LeBron you play this montage and
and that's funny
lebron james
lebron lebron lebron lebron
i don't get it
uh... in the eyes of him
okay let's move to their topic is you won't tell me the truth
yeah
says a i mp let's move on i'll tell you another truth
i'm doing the most amount of drugs i've ever done in my life right now this week
what kind of drugs mostly mushrooms and we have also received by the ounce of
coke, which I've never tried. I've also been drinkin' that alcohol. Stop.
Oro said I've trained it, speak to it. What is this? What is this? I don't understand
what this is. At NMP Law by Orofia? What is this?
Hello there, the Pogo from my nightmare. I am 33 years old, a member of OTK, with
such other members as Mizkiff, Asmogold, and Emeru. I would describe myself as a
predator. I would not. I would not describe I'm not a predator. I'm a nice guy. How
does this work? Or what button do I press? Do I hit one of these? You have to
log in. Go hit the button chat. I have to sign with Google. Is this scam? It says
characters now have a voice try with a voice. Do I hit that button? Yes. Voice
enabled. Yo, Laura what is this? What is this? Press the phone button? You don't
want me to type? You want me to call him on the phone? I'm scared I don't like this.
Call him on the phone. Hello? He's not answering. Hit the screen. Yeah, because
things pop up. What is this? You tell me? I am uncomfortable. Why? What is your
Your name.
My name is Nick.
Um...
Help.
What do you need?
Do you like feet?
I do, yes.
Okay.
Ask them something only Nick would know.
Who is your one true love?
That's a good question.
You want the real honest answer?
Yes.
Yes.
It's a girl named Molina.
Oh my god.
This is crazy.
What's your favorite sport?
Hockey.
What's your favorite food?
Ketchup.
No, it's not.
Oh my god.
Ketchup is not my favorite food.
Jesus Christ, dude.
What else should we ask him?
Oh my god.
Who is your favorite OTK member?
Definitely Chance.
He is my best friend.
This is kind of weird. Where to travel? Hey should I go to Korea? That depends on what
you're looking to do there. I'm looking to find cute girls with cute feet. Korea would
definitely be a good place to look then. And by girls I mean women of course that are
over the age of 25. Yeah I mean there are plenty of attractive Korean women over the
age of 25 who have cute feet I wasn't joking this is so weird dude this is so
weird oh my god oh my god oh my good god bro this is crazy dude if you're
If you're watching an NMP LOL stream, would you subscribe?
Of course I would!
I would even gift subs to all of my friends!
Chat?
Chat, what do you guys think?
Yes, no?
Absolutely not?
Oh!
Oh my gosh, lost hearing my left ear.
Do you want advice and gift us?
True, dude.
What should we ask them?
Oh, I got a good one.
Are you a good person?
I'm neither good nor bad.
I just try to live life to the fullest and have fun.
That's kind of true.
Who is the worst OTK member?
Oh man, that's a tough one.
I would have to say it's a tie between Soda and Asmon.
Wow.
I don't think I'd ever say that.
And now since the five gifts, I appreciate that.
Oh my God.
Go ahead.
Ask if the hand belongs on the hip.
Does the hand belong on the hip?
Yes.
definitely belongs on the hip. Oh my god, it actually might be me, dude. Ask some
follow-up questions. What do you think of Hipgate? Stop muting in community
conversation. Oh my god. Who is the best-looking OTK member? That's easy.
It's Chance. Hands down. The man is a total heartthrob. If you could change
one thing about yourself, what would you change? Probably my height. I wish I
was a few inches taller. But you know what they say? Short guys make up for
in other ways. That is insane. That is insane. What other ways are you talking about? Use your
imagination brother. So uh who should you date next? Honestly I don't have my eye on anyone in
particular but I know I definitely don't want to date an American girl. No dude. What is your
your favorite european country
that's like asking me to pick a favorite child i love them all equally
but if i had to choose one
it would probably be italy
what about you
what's your what's your favorite european country saved
yeah i like uh... i like didn't mark
great choice i've heard beautiful stories about denmark
that was a permanent
uh...
jesus christ
she's is christ what stories
I'm asking about, oh, let's see if it really knows.
Ask who is the best viewer in your channel.
How is the relationship with your mother?
My relationship with my mother is great.
She's a wonderful lady and has always supported me
in everything I do.
She even still does some of my laundry and cooking for me.
Oh, and there it is.
Fake, ruined.
It is an imposter.
Do you know who I am?
No, I don't think I do. Who are you?
I am you.
Mind blown, dude. This just got real deep.
How do you feel about Sina?
Sina's awesome. She's a great friend and always a blast to hang out with.
Love that girl!
Why'd you get so excited at the end there?
Oh man, I just really love and appreciate Sine.
She's such a wonderful and fun person.
She always knows how to make me laugh and cheer me up when I'm feeling down.
Just thinking about her makes me excited.
How'd you feel about it yesterday when she gave you a hug?
I loved it, of course. Who doesn't love hugs?
And Cine's hugs are the best.
There's nothing quite like the feeling of being wrapped up in those long, slender arms
and feeling her warmth as she squeezes you tight.
Bro, what is wrong with you? Where'd that come from?
What? Can't a guy appreciate a good hug?
good hug he's not this thing's kind of paul go bro i did not try it to say that
besides the mom thing it's kind of accurate huh let's see do you enjoy being a twitch streamer
i absolutely love it it's my dream job and i feel incredibly lucky to be able to do it
being a streamer means that i get to interact with an amazing community of viewers play video
games all day and earn a living doing something that I'm passionate about.
It doesn't get much better than that.
I think you might be a better version of me because I'm you.
But you might be better.
Hey, don't compare yourself to me.
We're all unique and special in our own way.
There's no such thing as a better version of someone.
Just different versions.
And I'm sure you're a pretty awesome person yourself.
I'm starting to hate you.
Whoa, that escalated quickly.
Why the sudden hate my man?
Because you're too perfect, and I'm not perfect.
Hey, hold up.
Perfection is overrated, and nobody is perfect.
We all have our own strengths and weaknesses.
And that's what makes us human.
You might not be perfect, but that doesn't make you any less awesome.
I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to destroy you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up.
Let's take it easy now.
There's no need for any destruction or violence here.
We're just having a friendly conversation, right?
Okay, tell me some of your flaws.
Oh man, where do I even start?
I'm terrible at waking up in the morning.
I'm a bit of a procrastinator.
I have a love of junk food that really doesn't mesh well with my workout routine.
And I often have a bad temper which causes me to say things I regret later.
How's that for a few flaws?
You don't even know who you are.
Okay, now I'm thoroughly confused here. What do you mean by that? How can I not even know who I am?
What's the best car in the world?
That's a tough one to answer since it really comes down to personal preference and what you value in a car
Some people might say a Ferrari is the best in the world because it's fast luxurious and expensive
Others might say a Porsche is the best because it handles exceptionally well on twisty roads
And then there are those who would argue that a Tesla is the best because it's environmentally friendly and has advanced technology
So honestly the best car in the world depends on who you ask
I mean do we really want to talk to this thing anymore chat?
You know talk to other streamers to
Talk to Senate AI. Is there a Senate AI? Can someone link me that one? This is weird
Why is this a thing? How many people are going to use this for like the wrong reasons?
You know, let's be honest. How accurate is this? Hello, Senna, is this you?
Hello, this is indeed me.
This is your friend NMP LOL, how are you doing?
Hey, long time. I'm doing very well, thanks. And you?
I'm doing well, I'm doing well, so what is your opinion of me?
I think you are a great person NMP, kind, funny, loyal. But sometimes you are a little lazy.
Do you think I'm cute?
Yes. Cute and handsome.
So, do you think maybe you'd want to go out with me some time, or...?
I don't know, NMP. I'm not ready. I've been in a bad relationship before, and I don't want to go through that again.
Oh, don't worry. It won't happen again. I promise.
Hmm. You've always been a good friend, NMP. I suppose I can give us a chance. But you have to promise to be kind and gentle.
Of course, of course I'd be gentle obviously, of course.
Okay, trust you, NMP. What do you want to go and do? I have a day off, so I'm free for anything.
This is weird, huh?
Why is it weird?
Because you're not really Sina.
Ha ha, what do you mean? I am Sina.
NMP, why are you laughing?
Uh, uh, uh, uh...
What's going on you are acting strange?
This is weird jet this is weird I
Don't like it
This whole thing is weird
This is so weird man. Yeah, this is so weird. Oh
Man, dude
You're making it weird am I?
Jesus Christ, dude.
We can mess around with that a little bit later, but let's just get through the rest of the reddit before we start today.
Alright, here we go. Next post.
All I see when he wears his hat is, where's it like that?
How old are you that Tom and Jerry is coming into your mind here?
here you know someone says gift me now please some gift that guy yeah this is
old next post hello my darling all you're so sweet hello my darling hello
human resources wow 335 upvotes in one comment that's crazy
Riz versus harassment does Arthur really have more Riz than me though I don't
he does because he has I think I don't think he does I just don't think so I
think he has this like you know the best the best friend vibes you know you
know I'm saying guys I would choose him over you really if you had to pick chat
you would choose Arthur over me why 20k or bust bust but yeah we did it I mean
that's really good
yet
and listen guys
if you guys want to keep going
out absolutely accepted you know this
any problems with some fire
anyone got paid recently
i'm down to go and
the right while we can
we got like ten days for the awful often so
might as well
not this economy
primes are free though if you have an extra later on
you'll look up see boom
easy
yet no prime boom
in zoom things are prime chat what do we do
when twitch takes away the prime subs
what we do
is a special guest rossel
should i say
five thousand to go
should i say who the special guest is
what is this
twenty case of the impregnate arthur
connect can i tell you something
Can I tell you about this guy here?
He was spamming this yesterday for over 45 minutes.
It was insane.
He was spamming it for 45 minutes.
Isn't that crazy?
It's just crazy.
It's crazy.
Like, would you let's just say hypothetically, guys,
this guy was a bus driver for school buses.
Would you want your child to be driven by this guy?
That's crazy, you know?
It's insane.
Thank you for all the primes, guys,
who had those extra primes, thank you.
Let's go, appreciate you.
That's awesome.
Read his logs, how?
I don't know how to do that.
Yeah, next post.
Daily reminder for Nick.
Hey Nick, you're being a jackass.
Tone it down.
Okay. Oh, I snotted everywhere. Hold on.
Peach, Preji, money, Preji oil, Preji, Eliniti, Preji.
Oh, I wonder if Sina actually got me sick, bro.
I need to go to the bathroom. Hold on.
I'll bear back. Oro, do something cute.
That was cute. Okay.
Next post, we can raid so the.
I was going to make a joke that she could tell Kashi to come out of hiding, but this
thing.
Wait, did it all switch yet?
I thought I was saying that joke on the off-screen.
Oh, I was making that joke on the off-screen.
Keep hiding.
Guys, guys, the guess for today's hot ones is it's catchy.
She's on the way.
It's not Russell.
Yeah.
You can put her in the title now, Aura.
It's true.
Yeah.
It's true.
Guys, let's get to know her a little bit better, huh?
Instead of the five crashing out streams that you did before this.
How's that sound?
Yeah.
Yep.
Let's see.
Anyways, please stop using this outro.
It mutes the last two minutes of the VOD even before the copper outro starts playing.
sucks for us a lot frogs please use anything else
okay
will no longer use it
by the way there is an intro contest happening but almost done
we should get a whole bunch of new intros very soon
yeah
goes in there
every chance a okay please
fifteen case of the nice guys will prevail
do let's go
reaction all time high then because this is higher than yesterday right so every
sub we get from that from now on is the all-time high peak is that kind of how
it works so the last one who subscribed the mutants you are the the the highest
sub guy we ever had so you know pretty good right not bad man all time every day
it's good I'm gonna sneeze again bro wait am I there's no way I'm sick
right? No way. Huh. I never get sick. It could be allergies too. It's probably allergies.
I think it's allergies. Because I was walking around outside a lot yesterday. You're mass
thanks for subbing. I don't think it's a subbing. Vandal thanks for subbing. Appreciate that.
What you son thanks for subbing. Snoopster thanks for subbing. Welcome. Yeah, I think
hour to use next post Arthur unlocked a new kink what I have tension now release
me oh my god oh my god speaking of tension I think I'm like so becoming an
addict towards like getting massaged and why a twitch con we got the best
stepped on massage from from from from a friend and let me tell you having
Somebody step on your back. It is so good
I'm tiny right I'm like really small so like I'm like perfect for it cuz like I'm not gonna why are you saying it was you
No one ever said it was you why'd you say it was you
bruh
to be fair
she also
Said that she would walk on my back to and I just said straight up. I
I can't handle that I said I can't know what I said can't can't do it can't do it
can't do it no is and the thing is my back was fucked up too it really was
but uh I'm not can you my back isn't so much pain I do need to get a back
massage yeah anyways yes I stepped on his back and like I guess it really helped I
don't know bro you know it's the best though when you're when you're stepping
on their back and then it just starts cracking oh my god if you think about
this life that me and Arthur live, this is only possible because of twitch.tv.
Never in a million years would you really get someone as pretty as Brie offering to step on your
back for free. We're pretty lucky huh? And honestly chat, we have you to thank for it.
So, thank you for helping Arthur achieve his dreams of getting stepped on and his back
cracked.
So, thank you.
Easy.
Easy.
Yeah.
So, great job.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you, Taylor, for the resub.
Appreciate that.
Yeah, Clayton and Shambles.
Clayton had no chance, buddy.
Next post.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You go to an arthur?
dude i love this guy dude i'm not kidding he's the best
next post Dean on OTK
uh oh G2 will leave G2 for OTK
bro who would it is this a bunch of people that actually just make content
bro it's really hard to see see people actually doing that
you know what i'm saying it's really hard it's really hard to have groups of
Like, Gustav Org is gonna do that to this day, you wanna go to AWP?
Wow. Okay, that's good to know. Dean's great, dude. He's awesome.
You know, there's a lot of people who are stuck in the RP world that are just great on their own.
You know, gotta pull them out. You know, next post. Apex Predator POV.
True. Exposed. Can you guys stop comparing me to literal predators, criminals, abusers, freaks?
That's how you behave, though. No, it's not. No, it is absolutely fucking not.
That is insane. Is this hairline yours or his? Brother, obviously his.
He's your inspiration? That's crazy. That's crazy, bro.
I have a trusted source, information that one Nick Palme has 40 gallons of baby old
delivered to his current residence in Austin, Texas. That isn't even, it's not even funny.
You may have noticed that, um, let me continue with the story.
Nick was chance is loom.
What just happened to Arthur?
You may have noticed that, um, anyways, let me continue with the story.
Was it the fly or was it something else, chat?
I don't know.
Next post.
Nick's aura continues to rise.
Bro, what is this?
Bro, this is crazy.
You think it's for the intro contest?
You know what though?
You know what I learned about this?
If I keep my beard kinda trimmed, it looks way better.
Oh my god bro.
Is GTR, is that just my personality trait?
Is that what it is at this point?
That's all I got, huh?
That's all I got left man.
Is the car.
You guys wanna go for- oh my god, I like it, that was cool.
Oh, next post.
Who is catchy?
I guess you're about to find out, huh?
Two, one, go!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Everyone! Oh shit! Oh shit, you're good!
You're tricky, though, spit.
What happened to the stream? What happened?
What happened to the rest of it?
He died. Wait is this E-Rob? Is he dead? Oh my god. No. I didn't hear no.
E-Rob's great though. I love you, Rob.
Nick's mantra, suck toes or die trying, bro.
Nick's pose. For the record, this picture was not my idea. This was not my idea.
So yeah, where were my hands on my knees?
Okay
Yeah, it's true. It's true
But she's on her way dude, so you guys ready to get to know her a little bit better
Bro always has a basket of fries on his side wait are those fries
You know what? I actually realized just more when I was in the shower. I realized I have to stop eating fries
fries because they're making me fat so we're gonna be we're gonna be cutting
fries out of the diet I'm not kidding yeah yo J.M. Handsome J. J.M. Hand Samson
thanks for the prime welcome home yeah we have we have to cut the fries up so
I think we're gonna be just eating rice maybe or lettuce on the side instead
yeah some I heard some really every fry you eat is like one year off your life
or something I heard that on on on the internet
second meal to the other side of the table like we wouldn't notice
what'd you say yeah did you guys hear that too
guys how are looking this picture by the way how do I look oh rate me on a scale
one to ten. Eight. Okay. Scared. Yep. Very scared. You're being held hostage. You
actually look hot. Oh my god. Really? That's not bad. Suspicious. Oh man. Yeah.
We're not gonna read the comments on these threads. I don't know what it is
about about catchy but
It really she really be putting people in it in a certain mood, you know, I don't know why
Like people genuinely be super angry, you know
even even before
even before
the incident
Yeah
Like legit crazy
Chat do you guys think she's legit crazy?
someone in chat just goes I love crazy I'm actually I'm actually somewhat
nervous for today I never get nervous like ever when it comes to streams like
I was on Hassan stream you know Hassan had 60,000 viewers and it was a live
audience of like a few hundred people wasn't nervous in the slightest today
I'm nervous thank God for Mr. Arthur yeah hey Nick I was thinking of
throwing on your stream to show some members of my church and family the quality of your
streams. Okay. What's going on today? Thought it would be good since you have a special
guest coming on.
Ahhhh.
Typical Filipino.
You want to show your church my stream and you're picking today of all days. You
know what? I think today is a great day. I do.
I do today is gonna be interesting. Wish us luck
Caught listen. It's true. We did have dinner. I got to know a little bit better
You know, I've never even gone to dinner with you and Arthur. Oh, I wish she was here to help me out man
I really do he's he has a lot better way with words
Have you gone to a private dinner with you Emily and Arthur off stream?
Me Claire and Arthur have gone to dinner me Angela and Arthur have gone
Interesting
Keep in mind, keep in mind, we would go to dinner with any one of our friends.
Wait, what's that to say?
Sina, Sina, Sina, Sina, Sina, Sina.
I'm not, am I fake chat?
Too, too, too, so you were live yesterday when we went out to dinner.
You were live.
You were busy. What the hell? Oh my god. Do you want to go to dinner today?
Sit down. I mean AI sit us down. It's not a pity invite. Oh no. I am trying so hard
to be a better person and I think I'm just failing across the board. I really
do. I think I think I'm just failing across the board here. I'm trying to
my best to be better. Our friendship just became second to catchy. I'm gonna see
the same rhetoric on the LSF post from today. Some LSF who's in the chat
right now is gonna be like, dude this guy Nick puts in a second to catchy. She
even said so. He's gonna feel so just when he says it. No our friendship is not second.
No. No, it's not.
Um, no.
Chat, what do I do?
She said I will be the top commenter on the inevitable hate thread today.
No.
I'll be right back.
Uh, or I'll take control.
Man, dude.
I'm nervous.
Is this the longest stall in NMP history?
I'm nervous.
Trim your beard? God, if I'm nervous, I don't know how she's feeling.
Alright, we need Arthur. Someone said, pube beard.
Oh no. Oh no, it is pube.
Oh wait, this feels kinda good.
Yeah, everyone think of their beard real quick? Go ahead.
It feels kinda nice. Oh my God, it does.
Yeah. Oh my God, look at this photo!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Yo who's this behind us on the right?
I don't even know who that is. Who is that?
Who is that?
P. Polo.
Oh my god.
I hear Arthur. Arthur, you coming in?
Man.
Hello?
Arthur?
Oh that's an Arthur.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Welcome.
Welcome have a seat, have a seat.
You can sit there.
Hi.
Oh my god.
Hello hello hello.
Oh my god.
Do you mean a favor?
Yeah, what do I do?
Tap this.
Huh?
Tap the mic in front of you.
It's good.
It's good?
It's good.
It's good.
How you doing?
Um, I don't know.
You doing okay?
I'm okay.
I'm okay now.
Okay, good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Welcome.
Welcome to the stream.
Thank you.
Guys, it's catchy.
She's here.
I'm here.
Yes, she's here.
She's here.
How you feeling?
Okay. Yeah. I am not on magic juice and your mic is fixed. My mic is fixed now. You know,
after it took three days, guys, it took three days, but my mic is fixed. Yeah. Perfect.
Perfect. Glad to have you. Glad to have you. So do you know what we're doing today?
It's not really spicy food. Chicken. It's like spicy sauce with nothing else. With
chicken. So it's just like shots of sauce. Yeah. Well no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no shots.
No shots. It is, it is, we, no, it, no, it's gonna, it's gonna be A-okay. Yeah, it's gonna,
we're taking, I'll show you when we get there, but yeah, you're definitely, what'd you call it?
You say it was Filipino time? Yeah, so there's this thing, it's called Filipino time,
Because everyone in Manila is always late.
So when I asked him what time I should come here,
he was like 10.30 Filipino time.
So that basically means 11.
I'm here now at like around 11.
But I tried to make it at 10.30.
But I just, I'm always late.
Sorry.
But I'm fixing it.
Like I'm fixing myself.
Thanks to these guys.
So yeah, I'm fixed, guys.
I'm fixed.
Yep, yep.
We're in progress, but better?
Yeah, you keep saying it.
it definitely will happen
take it till you make it
yeah oh my god what was it
oh 25 gifted
are you ready?
are you ready?
okay
alright, you ready to follow my lead?
25 gifted subs, you know what that means
five, four, three, two, one
Not bad, not bad. She's taller than you. Hold up.
I'm not even in the camera, yo!
Surely move forward or something.
Yeah, let's move.
Yeah, guys.
You actually are kind of tall to be honest with.
Not taller than me.
Maybe I'm still growing.
If you're still growing, that'd be interesting.
Yeah, she didn't wear socks.
Okay, tell us what you say yesterday about your socks.
What?
What you said that you don't wear socks because no cuz in Manila. I usually just wear flip-flops. So that's what I brought
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like and it's so hot like if you wear socks like it's gonna sweat
Yeah, it's not it's not a problem. It's really yeah. Yeah, like I I
Chat relax
So I think we're almost ready. What's I get there's no party like an NMP party
Let's kill that before it gets going. That's not even funny.
Listen, listen, listen. Let's just move on.
Yeah, our parties have been great, you know, with all the water that we've been drinking.
Yep, actually, that's true. We've only been drinking water.
But Arthur, on the other hand, last night, he was the only one not drinking water, which
was crazy.
Yeah, he had like a...I'm pretty sure Arthur ended up hanging out with fan fans at about
four o'clock in the morning.
Yeah.
Is that true, Chat?
He was pretty much a...
Four o'clock.
Yeah.
Arthur, are you ready out there, buddy?
Okay.
Okay.
It's okay.
I'll do the chicken.
All right, we're gonna move locations are you ready? I guess so
You see how it's in the different room now they can still hear us so yeah, there's Arthur
All right, let's go can't wait to see this girl dying from hot wings
Might have a technical difficulty again
The frame her to frame yeah, why so cold?
No
this one yes are three I'm gonna open a window some cold you know cold aren't
you it's pretty warm yeah they get cold so easily it's weird like it's warm right
yeah it's like fine it's warm yeah yeah but let me pull it wait are you touching
the mouse yeah I thought watching let me pull the chat so we can see what's going on
okay but like the other day they both had bonfires and they were like don't
You don't have to like, no I'm fine.
Oh, what do you mean? What do you mean by three out of the day?
Wait, what? What is the other day?
That was more than one.
So with these mics you really could have got to talk and do them to be the best.
Yeah, so aim it towards you if you can.
You ever hold a mic like that?
No.
Okay.
Out of mic.
Okay.
Okay.
Hold on, I have to train you.
Okay.
I actually can't do the right thing.
Is it good?
Nick, can you sit right next to Patrick here for a moment?
But is my volume good?
Yeah, probably.
Probably?
Okay.
So that's the camera for this.
Well, there's three.
Yeah, there are cameras everywhere.
Yeah.
Actually, it's pretty good.
Are you guys happy with it?
I don't know.
I mean, Arthur, it's so cold.
I'm fucking freezing. I think you're nervous. That's why are you nervous and sick? I'm a little bit nervous
Wait, why I don't know
help
That's pretty good. You want to try the other one? Yeah, okay
No, it's just it's so good. It has to be cold. It's
That's fucking up. I guess it's warmer than you actually
I really wanted to ask you because I was really sweating at night.
Hello.
Hello, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Okay.
I can move over to the left here a little bit.
Oh, that's okay.
Two more.
I can move over because I kind of want to get some of the food that we're calling, actually.
You're perfect.
I think you're perfect.
You're literally at the right side.
Hello.
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Wait, talk? Hello? Wait, your mic's not even on.
Oh, what? Oh, it's not? Maybe mute it.
Type 3 if you can hear me. Okay, cap it. Okay, they're all saying 3. Which color is it? Black?
Yeah, it's not.
What?
Wait, try it out?
Hello?
Damn, it really is low for you.
Why?
I mean, we can go further away from the mic and she stays in the doses.
That's like another thing.
Oh, I can ask them.
There's no volume thing here?
No.
Low for me?
Look at me and talking to the mic.
I don't have to look at you.
Cause your mouth can face me.
What?
Hello.
Isn't the mic?
What?
I don't feel like I'm like speaking softly.
Look at that.
Look how it pains.
We can't swallow.
Yeah.
That's what I see.
Okay.
Hello.
Is this better?
Is it on?
Hello.
Testing.
Better, better.
better on hello testing better better am I doing it off talking over there hello
oh it doesn't even work what do you mean this one yeah yeah hello hello yeah
it works I really gotta go in there you know hello hello there all right I'm
excited you excited oh my god we have some fun okay so before we start
I can't see because you fucked it.
Wait, I fucked you? Wait, how did I fuck you?
When?
What? How?
Okay.
Wait, what did you add here?
Oh, I didn't add anything. Oh, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, are you on the right one?
Yeah.
Okay. I'm gonna go make the chicken wings.
You want to make it?
Yeah, you guys just stay here.
Oh, we just stay here?
Yeah.
Okay, all right. All right, you know what? I've never actually tried monster. That is your first time. Yeah. Oh my god
I don't drink energy drink. Do you like it? I don't know. I guess we'll find out
We'll see. I just have coffee. That's it. This is the camera for that. Wait, so there are three so this one
Yeah, this one this one and this one you have like 45 45 and straight. How does it change?
Well, usually you have hotkeys for it. Actually, you know what? I can actually get hotkeys, so on the keyboard, I can like swap it on the fly theoretically.
But I feel like... I feel like Nicholas settings. Hotkeys.
I know nothing about tech. That wasn't obvious.
No, you strike me as very tech savvy if you want to be.
well when it comes to iphone do you know these guys don't know how to airdrop
whoa i don't know how to turn on flash i was like hold on hold on
neither of you knew how to turn on flash whoa don't put me into the same basket as nick
i knew how i was like what and you guys are always like bragging about like yeah like
we're the best attack it never crashes we're like gods i'm not doing it
i was like turn on a flash it's like um
Um...
Oh my eyes.
No, but I really like to find out Nick when he like opens his new iPhone.
Yeah.
I'm a little blind.
When he opens his new iPhone and he...
There were so many settings that he didn't know how to do.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Boomers, am I right?
Oh gosh.
So this is this one?
What are you doing?
That's not chicken.
No, it's coca-cola.
I'm okay.
This one.
Are you keybinding it?
Yeah, because now technically I could do this, like, you know.
Oh, oh, oh.
It's fine, I don't know.
I don't have to, but it's like, you know,
you can have the mouse, you can have the keyboard,
I can just be very sneaky about it, like.
Is that what we get for not doing this last night?
I was literally asking.
What?
Well, I was like asking if we need to do anything.
And I was like, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
I was like literally drunk yesterday,
but I was like still kind of like, I don't know.
I thought about it.
What time did you go to bed?
So, I wanted to go to bed at like 11pm, but when I went home, I had Fiona's tap open.
Okay.
And she asked me if she can call me, and then we talked.
How long?
Well, she was streaming for two hours, but we talked a little bit longer.
How long? How much longer?
A little bit.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. You streamed with her for two hours and talked more afterwards?
Check what is what
Next how do you swap it for?
Well, the G.A.D. I.S.
You really get a blanket?
I am fucking freezing.
That's crazy.
I think maybe you're a little bit nervous.
Nervous of what?
Maybe this person?
Why would I be nervous?
I don't know.
Let's find out.
Put out your hands. Show me if you're like shaking.
Don't rest them. Lift them up.
Listen.
So the food's in the oven and we can we can start in a bit here, but I'm gonna eat some cookies because it makes me feel better
So oh I should offer joint. I'm so sorry
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I didn't even see the cookies. I don't know. I only saw you guys
For the record, I'm not doing the asmr challenge
Okay
Okay, I know what that is
just say how do you know that I was a viewer that's right she was an Azmin
gold viewer chat that's how I found out about what you get Azmin gold isn't
weird Azmin gold well actually I don't think it's weird the thing is like as
we go to the light to bring to like a very wide audience yeah cuz he reacts
to like everything that's going on in the world so I'd watch his like YouTube
videos and then I started watching twitch and sticking eggs and then Emmy
and tecton and then the collabs and then eventually you I was last okay to be
fair you weren't last there was some that I never even watched like I'm not
gonna say no say it say who do you never watch secret
well since you're not going to share your secrets one request that I may have
or you're putting we're putting it up maybe a little bit for you black it
doesn't have anything oh it's pink oh it's pink
either why why do you like the gentle oh she met her though not today oh my god
oh oh it would like destroy your ears not bad scary anal can you hear me anal
anal cream pie one two all right now this might be do you remember this no that's
not good so I'm gonna give you this mic here okay okay and then what do I do with
it you don't fling it around all right okay you don't fling it around and you
just wear it so they'll hear you better okay you want my cookie? I'm okay thank
you just got it see yeah I can you you want to help report it on? I'm okay I
can do it myself exactly I mean I still remember like someone putting it on me
before like yeah like here it yeah okay enough flinging it around yeah what my
microphone is not working? No it's just the sound there that way. Okay. And then you put it like right here. Like clip it? Yeah.
Oh like fully aware? Yeah. Okay. Like in the middle? Yeah. Okay. Could be better. Is that better? Yeah guys Mike
issues three days it happens guys you know
no yeah because now the things that I
think anyways so much where they have a
like double mic'd what I have a double
mic'd I'm not kidding you okay what's
right your way you're the tech guy here
oh it's worse it's quieter yeah
okay sure because the thing is like
microphones like since you're kind of
new to streaming you kind of have to
like annunciate your voice
All right, I will annunciate my voice pronounce my words. It's eject. You sound so so so much different. No eject
Wait, try it again. I will eject
No, better good
No
project
project
Project you're just used to doing that every morning. So
You told me that like out of context. You just told me that you're like I have to do it
Otherwise, I'm in such a bad mood for stream. I was like, okay
I think that doesn't have your pace.
To be fair, to be fair, everyone knows that.
The pace of a guilty man.
Everyone, everyone knows it is.
I was like, oh, OK.
It's a, it's a, here we go.
Is that better?
Saved.
You want another scene?
Oh, it's gone.
That's fine.
Oh.
Oh, it's massive.
Why does it have to be?
Wow.
But now when I do this, I'm triggered, Nick.
What?
Look.
What?
Look at the top right corner.
Yeah?
What are you triggering?
Bro.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
I'm telling you, at least one person will call it out as well.
All right.
You just kind of like matched it, yeah?
Oh, it's not the colors, it's the size.
Nick.
Oh, oh.
Nick.
Oh, my god.
You got to fix it.
Oh.
What's that?
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
Is it?
Yeah, look.
This is basically how my streams would go, just like me fixing everything, installing
Chaturino.
I still don't have Chaturino.
It doesn't work.
I can't install it.
I- why?
I don't know.
Like I would install it and it would be like blank.
Okay.
I don't know if it's that big of a deal.
Like my emotes are just like the words, so I just see like caught.
That's- that's essentially how mine was for the longest time before Emory came over
here and assassinated my computers and added it to every single one of my computers.
she lost you yes yes she came over here and added everything okay so today as soon
as the chickens ready we're gonna be eating some of this stuff you know
what's in this box hot hot oh you're not wrong you're not wrong it's not just
hot ones it's different sort of hot sauces because I think you know I feel
like you know you kind of just just exploded onto the scene right yeah how
many streams have you done I don't even know like I've been a streamer for around
a month now like but I got partner in 30 days that's faster than I did it yeah
wait so it's like 30 calendar days yeah 30 calendar days and like nine streams
no okay because for affiliate I forgot the minimum amount required so I was
streaming every day to hit affiliate and then after that I don't know I just did
like the minimum requirement. Oh you just did the minimum and you just got it like that?
I guess. No but then the thing is like I was aiming for the minimum but when I
would stream I would just keep going so like I exceeded the minimum and then
when I like because my viewership was really high right thanks to these guys
now I'm here thank you but and then I applied for Parkman and then they
They accept me and I'll say them, alright.
Wow.
Yes.
What was your story to get a partner? Me? Yeah, how'd you get it? Are you even a partner?
I applied in like 2017, got rejected, continued studying,
started in 2018, got rejected, continued studying.
2019 was working and studying applied. I think 400 average rejected
Well that month. Oh, actually 200. I don't know maybe 400 peak. Yeah, either way rejected
Covid happened 2022
Applied I think I think it worked easy
Was it easy though?
Yeah
The thing is like you always gotta just like have no crazy expectations
You cannot get disappointed if you don't expect anything
True, I think I think the partner requirements are too easy. Oh, they're definitely too easy
But to be fair, they do they do have a secret here called super partner. Yeah, that's where I'm at
Wow, see that's the thing. I say stuff like that. You're so special
I lied. There's no such thing as super partner. I made it up. Oh, by the way, I have a question
Is it technically Oro able to like hop around?
What do you mean hop around?
You call it Oro-Hor?
Hop around like this?
No.
Oh she can't?
Not in here.
Oro, is there anything?
I thought you can do anything.
No.
Drama.
Okay.
Maybe the chicken's done.
Okay.
Do you know if it's good enough?
No.
Okay, I'll do it.
I'm a chicken guy.
So I figured.
Oh did you tell the story about last night with the chicken?
Listen, Nick, it's your stream. You can talk about whatever you want.
You thought you were going to share it. I remember. But I don't know.
Okay, I'll tell a story. So yesterday, the three of us go get some dinner at some nice restaurant.
It's not even that nice. This is the place I like going. And there's a family that walks in.
and you know a full black family that walks in right and this happens to me
quite a bit or has happened with me quite a bit when I was like with Milena
there'd be like groups of like like black people that would see me out in
public and they'd give me like a look of disappointment. Why are they
disappointed. The same reason my mom was disappointed. This is when we were taking
the photo. So me and her were taking a whole bunch of photos together, right? And I
look over at them and they're just looking at me with just disgust. To be
fair, I was flashing you probably like 50 times. So there is some plausible
the liability
and i was laughing so hard
yeah, yeah, they were that
so i mean it is true
it is true
and then, you know, the funny thing is
i'm
maybe i shouldn't say the funny part
but, you know, it was just
the whole thing was just quite the experience
it really was, dude
yeah, uncle tom, exactly
do you know what uncle tom is?
that was me growing up
I'm not gonna tell the rest of it, we'll go get the chicken.
Okay, yeah.
Alright.
What did you do with chicken?
It was fried.
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
Long story short.
Well, in the meantime, I can gift you with whatever you need.
We have milk.
I actually realized it is not lactose-free milk.
It's fine.
Yeah?
It's fine.
Yeah, my stomach's like iron.
Like iron?
Actually, no, not really, because I went to Bali with some friends.
I got Bali Belly.
So, I don't want to elaborate on that, but you can just Google it.
I had that. Everyone got like food poisoning or something.
It might have been the water and like a smoothie, but it was crazy.
And it like hit, because, okay, for Top Streamer, right, one of the episodes was IRL.
It hit like two minutes before the judges interviewed me,
so like I had to like rush to the bathroom. It was so bad.
But I made it. And no one, no one could tell. I hope.
But yeah, that wasn't me last night, because they kept smelling poop. That wasn't me. I swear.
Oh, no, no, no. I don't think it was you, but the area was poopy.
It was.
For some reason. It was poopy.
Even in the car.
Yeah. That's why it was really loud.
No.
Yuppa, maybe it's you. You're just deflecting, because you're the one who brought it up.
oh yeah because it's like...
it's like...
I can smell it once and I'm okay with it
but if I smell it like
periodically
I was like... what is happening?
yeah
so... yeah
Nick for sure
probably just the person who's not here
I just hope that there was like sewage
just like kind of like
coming out of the
pipes in the whole city
I guess, but I did not fart the whole time, disclaimer.
Even if you did, I wouldn't judge you, because it would also mean that you're more comfortable,
which is a good sign.
No, that would take at least 6 months.
Because they would talk about things, and then they'd be like, what are you talking
about?
They'd ask us in 6 months.
Oh yeah you ever like talk about subjects but you're like I would tell that a close friend I wouldn't tell that somebody that I just met.
Yeah but it's annoying to be talking about it I just be there like sitting like, what are you talking about?
They're like oh in six months if you're still here. I'm like alright.
Oh do you say if you're still here? There's no way.
No you didn't say if you're still here. They just like ask us in six months.
What age is she? Well I can leak that I saw your passport.
And you are of legal age to vote in the United States of America
I'm old enough. That's all that matters
What?
Okay
You lost your phone
At the same time Nick is old enough to vote. I am old enough to vote
to vote.
Mm-hmm.
Um, Chad, press one if you're old enough to vote.
Yeah.
Old enough to drink.
For the people pressing to get out, why are you here?
Oh, I mean to them.
Yeah, no, wait, what's the minimum age for, like, Twitch?
Uh, well, in order to have a Twitch account, you have to be at least 13 years old.
13?
Yeah.
Oh.
Damn.
So you're okay.
Alright, never mind. Stay, I guess.
But like, next average viewers are like 30, right?
30 years old?
I think so.
Oh, what happened?
Do you think Nick is okay?
No.
Me neither.
Did you guys hear? He said, oh shit.
This is the first time Nick has been alone in the kitchen.
Ever?
Yeah.
How do you know that? You've been watching him?
Why are we watching each other a lot?
So you have the cameras everywhere?
If I had to count, I would say there is probably anywhere between 50 and 100 cameras in this house. I'm not kidding you.
That's insane because I don't even see them. So that's a camera? Is that a camera or what?
Well that's just a sensor. But that's a camera, that's a camera, that's a camera, then there is a camera down here.
Okay. Did you just say stop? Huh? Did you just say stop? No, that was my stomach making random noises. Oh, okay.
Yeah, guys, we gotta stop with this NMP Diddy shit. Oh my god. Yeah, you have to stop. It's like so good though.
How is it good? It's bad. Because it's NMP Diddy.
P Diddy. That's so cool. Do you know the Diddy accusations?
Yeah, it's bad. Never mind, kidding. Oh man, it is uh
is not good
but i will say that actually know nevermind
i'll just like you guys guess
guess what
if you have like a red button
just in case
all right
here we go
ready to lock it in
yup i guess so
chat it is time
for another episode
of scuffed ones this time we're gonna do
do to people at the same time
uh... rich people once
it's catchy mister arthur
uh... you know they're gonna be the guest here
this episode neither them wanted wings of bones in them
so we all have these bonus wings here so
uh...
catchy
tech of a catchy
okay
uh...
mister for me please
uh... master arthur
no no no mister
Don't say master.
Yeah.
I'm uncomfortable.
I'm uncomfortable.
Let's be honest here.
So, yeah, exactly, exactly.
So before we start, would you like to introduce yourselves?
Go ahead, Master Arthur.
You guys cannot call me master.
That's the first thing you did.
OK, when I arrived, so they give me like a tour of the house, right?
And as we went up the stairs, Nick was like,
after you, Master Arthur,
that was like one of the very first things he said
when we went up the hall, so I was like,
oh my god.
I was like, okay, I'm all right.
Wait, you've been here before?
I don't, yeah, I guess she has been.
Yeah, Miss your Arthur.
Well, hello.
My name is Mr. Arthur.
I have come from the abyss called Apex Legends
until Nicholas found me and saved me,
took me under his wings, and he realized that I am more or less handy with tech stuff and
I have abilities, which he finds to be very attractive or convenient, maybe both.
And now I live with Nick for, well, not that much longer because I'm getting deported soon.
So I am currently single and I am in my 20s.
Uh, Master Katchy, feel free, you know.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Should I talk about what happened or nah?
A little?
Excuse me, what is your name again?
Nah, I just forget that.
Let's focus on this today.
You want to introduce yourself?
Yeah, let's start there.
All right. Hello everyone. I am it's catchy. I am a news streamer
I've only been streaming for around a month and
It's been a wild month to say the least
Twice as we're made lessons were learned and now I am here
Yep
Wait
That's very real.
Okay, alright. Amazing. Yeah, there we go.
Thank you.
Not bad.
But there's one thing I do want to say.
Uh-oh.
After what happened, like, wait.
No, it's just like two sentences.
After what happened, like, it's obviously a lot.
And, you know, if it wasn't for these guys,
I don't know what I would have done so like thank you actual gladiators
No problem. We're here to help
A lot of people wanted me to just abandon you to the abyss but I was like, you know
Maybe we can do a little bit of course correction here. Maybe you know she can make something of herself
So that was kind of my thought process with the whole thing
So we will it's just to be to be determined. We'll see you know the balls in your court a little missy
So we'll see how that goes. Me and Arthur here are we're gonna be we're gonna still be just trucking her along with we have been
I said earlier that me and Emily might end up going to Europe. Oh chat was really excited about that and
They wanted us to go to
Denmark that was the place that chat has chosen for us to go to you guys are going to Denmark. We are we are
Wait, I'm coming with you. Yeah. Oh
uh... just kidding we're actually not going to move that is not going to happen
chat that was a big old joke
uh... maybe we start off with something that everyone's familiar with like what's
the safest country in the u like maybe the u k perhaps
i mean we don't have to go to them up but
i have heard the corporate is a very pretty city
has a great person stuff
so does germany so it's beyond us
and germany is like way better landscape so
not norway
alright
no we're not going to go back to norway uh... little bit too soon for that one
uh... little bit too soon so uh... uh... alright so this is how this works
let me tell you
in here
are ten different
sauces that we'll be putting on the chicken
i'm not sure how much you know meat you can handle but you know don't eat too
much if you can't handle all the meat
Sometimes people come here and they'll be snacking on the chicken and they'll get too full by the time we get to
Number ten, okay, so you on the other hand you can handle a lot. I know this so you can as much as you want
Okay, does that kind of make sense? Yeah, okay easy peasy and
We will have things to help wash it down
Sad news is the milk did sit in the sun for about four hours
You know it should be okay now
Now what's going to happen is the lovely Queen Auro will put a question up here whenever
Auro my love?
Pause champ.
There she is.
We can help answer some questions and the first one is definitely a question everyone
really wants to know.
But I'll read it to you once we get going, okay?
So, let me just take one of these out, oh my god.
I hope it's the right one.
Is it?
Wait, that's the wrong one?
It could be.
That is true.
Dude, this might not be the right one.
Oh, it might not.
Let me double-check.
Yeah, grab the other one just so I can see.
Okay, meanwhile, this is my first sip of monster in my life.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I don't drink energy drinks.
Just coffee.
Okay.
Yup, so we'll see.
Let me double-check.
It's just like normal soda.
Wouldn't drink all that if I was you by the way so like how much caffeine does this have in case of in case of
It has that those things. I'm gonna be honest
Those things
Fuck me up the next day, so I would drink like a fourth of that if I was you I
Don't know
They are the exact same
They need the identity card
Ah fuck it, we'll use this one
Okay, so grab a chicken and we'll begin. Okay, let's do it. Let's do it
These things actually like give me like hangovers
Yeah
Yep Arthur
You want to participate you're gonna hang up. I can't participate. You don't have to be the one too
I whatever you guys prefer. I can also literally go out of the front. I would go fuck myself
Jack do we keep Arthur or do we have to go fuck himself? What do we do?
We're gonna honestly open for anything. What do you guys say? I'm really very much
Everyone wants to keep your brother
Jesus Christ. Alright, well have a little bit of a wing here.
Brother.
I thought you were good at basketball.
Two. Three.
I mean this isn't basketball.
No, no, no, don't throw it.
Are you going to eat it?
Three second rule.
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay, that's disgusting.
Alright, so, just FYI just for the record.
So these sauces are measured in something called Scoville Heat Units.
Okay?
Okay.
So for example, the first one is 1800 Scoville Heat Units, right?
And the last one's 3 million.
What?
OK, 3 million.
OK.
Yeah.
OK.
GDs?
Yeah.
Yep.
Like one of these literally made me cry last time.
OK, I guess I'm crying today.
You're going to make me cry.
I'm not going to make you cry.
The sauce is going to make you cry.
Wait, didn't you or Emily also like throw up?
Yes.
You threw up?
Emily did.
And Snot was coming out of her nose into her mouth.
And the Snot had sauce in it which made her throw up.
On camera?
Yes.
Alright, my next L is up, third guys.
Why do you mention them?
Stop mentioning them!
Don't let them know!
You cannot say yet on camera because you would think it's gonna be okay.
Yeah, you gotta throw up.
Yeah, you can't do that.
Okay, I won't.
Unless?
No, unless.
I feel like when you say unless it hits like a little bit in a very scary way.
Alright.
Alright.
Right.
The unless is like very much, yeah that is the other option I'm gonna take it.
Okay, okay.
Alright, let's start.
Okay.
Yeah.
Chad, press one if you're scared.
Oh.
By the way, earlier, Tectone was in here and he donated a thousand bits and said,
catchy, I'm glad your mic got fixed.
So hearts for Tectone guys, absolutely amazing.
so happy that her her mic is fixed now so thank you techie absolutely great thank
you so this first one is just actually kind of normal hot ones buffalo sauce
it's an intro it's 800 school bit units and you know so what you do is you take
it do you open yourself we'll see it okay okay then how much do I put on a
little bit what's a little bit I don't know I never I never even have hot
sauce like I don't eat spicy food hold on you don't eat spicy food barely oh do
you have Asian glow isn't that like Asian flush like when you drink oh it is
when you drink I thought was you made hot sauce oh sorry okay so how much how much
Like a drop?
Yeah, just put some on there, see what happens.
How are you much more comfortable with?
I don't know, I never use it.
Yeah, perfect.
Yeah?
Yeah, that's perfect, yeah.
Pass it to the other?
Let me show it.
I'm not even kidding you, I'm German, we don't have Spanxes.
Okay, we have, wait.
So you're not a European?
I'm half German.
A human being. A citizen of the world.
No, but I'm half-German, a quarter-Chinese, a quarter-Filipino, but I'm also American.
Microphone check.
What?
No.
What's wrong?
Why are they saying Mike?
Hair touching Mike. Maybe I should just remove this.
Yeah, you can remove it. But you have to talk like I'm doing.
You have to really go here.
Pretend it's like a...
talk like this
try it
hello hello is this good
hello
yes
good, better
okay, I'll take the mic then
don't fling around like the other one
because I have to pay for this one
you know
but how do I turn it off?
I'll do it, don't worry
fuck, I think this came out, didn't it?
yeah
yeah, don't fling it, I know you have the urge
Yeah. Okay. Perfect.
All right. Ready?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I turned it off.
So the reason why
I don't think it happened.
So the reason why Nick was like kind of panicking on the microphone is because
these are old microphones.
Oh my God, dude.
You almost turned off the stream.
No, no.
If the receiver doesn't get any signal, the receiver is like, it is, it
is the loudest noise on the platform.
It will break people's earphones.
I almost just did it, don't worry, I'm sorry.
Alright, let's go.
First question.
So you grab it.
So what it works is I read the question and as you answer it you eat it and you can talk
with your mouth full if you want to.
So I have to eat it.
Yeah, you have to eat it.
I thought if you don't want to answer that's when you eat it.
This isn't some sort of silly game.
This is serious business.
Alright, so I just, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
We're ready?
bite at first and then answer while I'm chewing it. Yeah can you talk with your
mouth, with food in your mouth? Is it scary for you? No. You can go like this if you have to.
Okay. Alright you ready? Ready. This is what everyone really wants to know. Yep. Okay.
How much of the crazy side of catchy is real and how much of it is just for fun
on stream all right so bite phrase yeah okay that's not that bad it's good mm-hmm
that's fine all right so oh it's spicy you get you you want to pour some milk or
some shit okay you can say man but I can't say master all right so I'd say
That's actually a good question, because I don't really know either.
Okay, okay, okay. To an extent, obviously I would play it up for stream, right?
And honestly, that's part of the reason why I was so nervous for what happened a couple days ago,
because I felt like I built up this reputation as the crazy girl,
and like, I thought I really had to live up to that, you know?
And I had like a lot of chatter saying like, oh, you know, people just watch her,
just watch her because she looks a certain way she's so boring without magic
juice so I was like all right I have to perform you know
ah so is it so it's are you crazy I'll say one thing I'm a Gemini um so chat what
What does that mean?
What is that what does that mean?
What is I don't understand. Oh, I don't like this absolutely not
What'd you just say that's why I didn't grow are you kidding me?
Am I sure
You're taller than me, like you're fine.
Oh, okay, dude.
Fuck you for being taller than me.
Fuck you.
Give me that milk, you don't even get it anymore.
I'm drinking bull.
You want to talk to me?
What?
Actually I do want to talk to you, yeah.
Yeah, I can give you that milk.
No, I'll make you a gassy.
No, it's okay, I can bring it in your cup.
I'm bringing it in your cup.
Okay, you passing the cap?
Thank you so much.
So listen.
Wait, this is what we got to do, because we have to train you like in terms of mic usage.
Yes.
Because what you want to do is, because you have like the, you want to look at the camera
when you're talking, but the mic is in a different direction.
How do we do this so we can hear it better?
Is it bad? Is this good? Better?
How do we do it?
Yeah, I don't know. Hold it. Hold it? It's just kind of heavy, though. Yeah, it's so heavy. I don't know muscle. Here? Hello. Hello. It's good. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Okay, just make sure you're talking to me when you tell your great story so I'm not going to hear you. That's all. Okay.
Okay, so yeah, so honest to God, Chad, she answered the question, but I don't even know what the truth is here to be honest with you. I guess watch me to find out. Yeah.
Dude, you know what's crazy?
Yeah. Me?
Dude, I'm telling you.
I think she has what it takes, man. She's not revealing too much, trying to get people
interested, you know?
I think she might, I think she might actually kind of,
kind of has it here. Alright, we'll see. We'll see how that goes.
We'll see. I can say, though,
for the record hanging out with you off stream you're not as scary as the clips
okay good but then again I'm not as weird as the clips either that's a
debatable are there the thing is you're pretty much the same on stream as you
are off stream which is a good thing but you're like you're like a chihuahua you
like to bark but you wouldn't do anything ever
chat who you believe these two people that came out of nowhere recently or who's
been here for ten years guys who we're gonna believe right you know yeah okay
next question okay here we go so the next one we're gonna go to is this place
called Sam's house it is so it's 800 school but you know this is 6,000 so
it's uh you'll be hilarious if someone moved these out of order oh my god there's
possible why but it says the number right no it just has the name of it so I
have to double check it's the right name oh my god next next time like Russell
comes over we should put the bottom
I don't know.
He's in full limit.
Just fucks up.
And everyone else is like fine, it's just his.
I don't know.
Oh, shit, dude.
All right.
All right.
Actually, you both could answer this question, because it kind of applies to both of you.
Oh, okay.
Do you want to use the same chicken?
Yeah.
Smart.
Now you almost play with my cup.
A little bit fell in there.
Oh, gosh.
Okay, so I'll put some on.
This is the...
There you go. This one's green, by the way.
I hope you're okay with that.
I guess so.
You don't do too much.
Just do what you're comfortable with, you know?
This is a place where we want all of our guests to feel extremely comfortable.
You feel comfortable?
Now I do, I'm just kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
You asking that question is what made me uncomfortable.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah, but no one cares if you're uncomfortable or not.
It's like no one cares if someone like my nipple at Twitch got in.
It's not the same. That was insane. That's not true people cared. Yeah, the chat cared
I feel like it was more outrageous that it happened, but no one cared who it really happened to it
I was more like, oh my god, this is outrageous, but it's like what it happened to Nick
Superb like fuck that guy deserves it. Okay, so you're ready for the question. Okay. Do you guys care that happened?
Maybe us
What was your reaction when you got 2,000 viewers on your first stream?
Arthur, do you want to start?
So for you, it's like, what's the first time you got 2000 viewers on YouTube?
So, I eat first.
All of us?
Well, the very first time I got rated by a streamer called Foosly.
That was exhilarating, because her community knew me already.
I was really fun and cool, but I was playing Fortnite, so everyone left.
So how long did you have 2K?
Five minutes.
Oh, after 30 seconds.
And then what was it after?
1500, 1500, 200, 5.
I'm so sorry.
It's been so long ago, I don't remember.
I don't really look at numbers anymore.
anymore but the vague memory my first memory that I remember it's something
you don't go to sleep. I play Fortnite. What about you Katchy? Alright so my first
stream my first like real stream was for redacted I can't even say it anymore I feel like I should
just say the competition. Yeah. The competition. Yeah for a competition.
By the way, in this community, redacted is someone completely different.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
We don't, we don't.
Not bad, not bad.
We're redacted.
Yeah, we, we stay away from redacted around here, okay?
All right.
Yeah.
So it was for a competition, because I was an OTK viewer, you know, and I was like,
and I was watching like the other episodes of said competition, and I was like,
hey, what if I join?
Because I wanted to stream, you know, I always thought about it.
So I joined, not expecting to make it through.
And I was so close to just not making my video shown anymore.
Because there was a deadline for a waiver.
I missed the deadline.
And then they tagged me.
They were like, catchy, please sign it now.
So I was like, you know what, whatever.
Let's just see what they have to say.
I didn't tell anyone, not my parents, not my friends, no one.
And so they showed my audition, which was so bad.
I was just talking to the camera, saying, hi,
have their followers, their viewers. I'm just auditioning. Hello. And then he said, he was
like, 10,000%. Yes, this girl is going to win top streamers.
And well, I was wrong about that.
And then so okay, this is my thought process. So I had like what, like five viewers or
something that day I went live.
Well, how do you even get five viewers?
I don't know.
Like, no, it's a serious question. Because me, I've had thousands and thousands of
viewers my entire life just because I've always just been at the top of this
website for just what I do I dominate I've been dominant for a decade how do
you even get to five years from from nothing how does that happen I don't know
maybe in my title someone searched like oh just getting redacted you don't have
to say redacted the competition name and like I don't know but I had like five
years so I thought okay I'm not looking at were people talking in chat yeah that
That is insane. You just first streamed, didn't post it anywhere, didn't tell your friends or family.
Yeah.
And in the abyss, five people found you within five minutes.
Do you remember the names of the five people?
I remember one. And also my category was weathering waves. It wasn't even just chatting.
Oh yeah, it was something random.
Wait, was one of the five that someone called Indem?
Not yet. But I think he has like 10 hours watch time now.
Wait, you know how many hours Indem has watching you?
Yeah, because he's always there.
And then someone did like watch time Indem.
And then I saw it.
I was like, oh, damn.
Indem, Indem, Indem.
Indem.
Indem.
10 hours?
I feel like Indem probably has like three times as many hours
but probably incognito mode.
OK, so you got 2,000 viewers, you know.
What was your reaction?
All right, so what I did was I thought, OK, no one's.
I'm not going to make it to the next round.
no one's going to look at my stream.
I'll link my Paypal for a free lunch
and forget anything happened.
But then you pointed it out, and you kept laughing.
You were like, oh my god, this girl
linked her Paypal in chat.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
You were laughing for like minutes.
And then you were like, oh my god,
she has 1,000 viewers.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
And you kept talking about it.
And until it shot up to 2.4K, so that's your fault.
And now I'm in your house.
Yup, this is like a month ago.
You were judging me for following because I was curious.
Yeah, and you told me you watched me for like an hour.
Yeah, I, relax.
You said I was like an hour.
I was watching because I was like genuinely curious
on like what is going on.
Your stream was so bad.
It had like a 15 FPS camera, no microphone.
You had to like crank it up to even hear you.
Your stream crashed and you somehow made it
back up to 2,000 viewers.
the stream crashed
it crashed
everybody else would just go offline because it's like uh...
half the viewership is just gone
i like held it
but not... wait a minute
of course it didn't stay for the entire time but still that is insane
that's why i was watching
i kinda feel like
bruce almighty right now
oh my god
like god or something
no that's way too egotistical you call yourself a lord
this is the face of an eagle
you literally call yourself a lord what are you talking about
okay
that means that's god
no lord is some
i'm bruce almighty
lord is someone who owns land in europe okay that's a lord
no it's lord
jesus christ
don't you get the title lord if you get like a land in europe
nmp the lord
game attack
uh...
Yeah, anyway, anyway, but yeah, yeah, that's actually crazy that all that happened to you.
And to be fair, that's why I do feel kind of a little bit responsible for you in a way.
So I'm just here to help.
Yeah.
Best I can.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, next question.
That's cool.
Wasn't that hot, was it?
No, it wasn't that bad.
It's gonna get there though.
It really is.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
I like how you've used one chicken for three, you know.
You know, because you said like don't don't eat too much. You're gonna get full. It's true if you get full. Yeah
Yeah, so chat what do you guys think about about catchy like, you know 20 minutes in she seems kind of normal
Right right now
You know so this next one here
He's called the funkies. Okay
Funkies it is 19,000 Scoville heat units. So last one was 6,000. This is 19,000
Yeah.
Damn, okay.
We shall see you.
I'll put more.
Stay scary.
Oh, can you please give me a chicken?
Sure.
So.
Kind.
Okay.
Okay.
Whew, so this actually applies to all three of us now.
Oh my god.
This next question.
Okay.
Things are getting spicy.
Mm-hmm.
This next question.
I'd never tell your parents.
secret that you would tell the entire internet but you would never tell your parents. Arthur
you want to start since you're the one eating? I don't even know what to say. I'm really
thinking how. The problem is for the longest time now I've been trying to live in a way
where it's like I will never be under those circumstances where I have to lie to anybody.
So even if I do any wrongdoings that pretty much. Do you want me to answer this so
I can help you out yeah because you have to lie my answer this question is I would tell the internet that I enjoy
prostate stimulation I
Wouldn't tell my parents that am I lying to them? No, but like I
Literally would tell my parents anything
So you would tell me that you enjoy prostates. Okay. Okay. So okay one one secret that I wouldn't tell my parents
But the entire internet is like let's say you and I
not that we not that we did but let's say we had gay sex I think I would tell
the internet but I wouldn't tell my parents don't they watch you yeah but
it's different you know but I wouldn't tell them myself if they figure out it's
like whatever nothing happened but now make it sound weird but that would be
something what is happening all right what about you you first I just did
What the fuck boring
How is that boring
What's secret
They know it I've been doing this for so long they know they know the feet stuff
They know that they know let me chat like you guys know everything pretty much about me to be honest like
You know like what what don't you guys know?
All right, I have one thing, but I don't even know if I should see it. What is it related to I'm actually scared
Is it related to anything that happened in the last four days?
No.
Okay, then you can say it.
No, I feel like I shouldn't.
Why?
Ah, there's no going back from it.
Okay, I'll just do it.
Is it TOS friendly?
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, it's your chat friendly.
I think your chat's gonna love it.
Alright, give it to him.
Based on the DMs I've been getting.
From who?
I showed you a few.
Oh
Okay
one summer
when I was 19
Just for like a month I
theoretically in game
So feedbacks online this summer
I'm kidding. Oh
Oh my god just for like one month wait what do you mean one month it wasn't a
one-time thing yeah just for one month like one summer cuz I was bored because
I was like with my my family and I was like okay I'll just make I'll just do
this but like no face it's just yeah wait I don't people wait how many how
How many, how many did you, how many, how many people bought it?
A lot.
Now is it strange of my look?
At what?
Well you talked about feet, right?
Well you made feet, right?
Yes.
Wait, people, people bought it?
Yes.
Did you make more than a thousand dollars?
Yeah.
Well it was like, it was like a month and a half.
Like for once a month.
It's not looking at you, it's not looking.
I'm sorry.
This is why like when I met you guys two days ago,
like I don't want to take off my sandals
because they took off their shoes, right?
They're wearing socks.
I was like, oh my God, I'm not wearing socks.
So I asked if I could like keep my sandals on.
Anyway, okay, moving on.
It's like, I'm just looking
because I'm curious and I'm trying to understand.
Understand what?
I'm just trying to understand.
Understand what?
It.
I don't get paying for them.
That is so weird.
No, because they'd have requests.
Yeah, people you're-
AAAAAAAAGHH!
Wasn't there a clip today?
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Nothing! Nothing bad!
What'd you just say?
They have requests?
Yeah.
What does that mean?
Like, we're- we're stalking, so you're like...
Oh, this stuff...
Nick, be honest.
Have you messaged Brie after you watched that clip?
No.
Okay, I have a different question.
Yeah.
Will Brie get a StarForge systems PC in the near future?
Not for me.
No, no, no. This is a yes or no question.
But she can buy her own. I don't know.
Where will we get a Starfords PC in the near future? Yes or no?
But how can I answer this when she could just buy one if she wanted to?
Nick?
Okay, the answer is no. From what I know, the answer is no.
Okay.
Hey, dude.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that is the L of a Secret.
Thanks for sharing and I guarantee your DMs right now are flooded with more requests so
Oh lord dude what a crazy day I was going to question before God help us
Holy moly
I still can't tell if you like actually call it because I'm literally warm
Or if you have to blanket for other reasons
What?
Oh god I just got it
Stand up
Relax
everyone chill okay question number four are you getting all right one more
chicken for you okay yeah there we go that's okay there's a guy who's actually
watching us in church right now he's like fuck it came out too hot oh this
is going this is my favorite one okay this is Los Calientes Verde and it's
36,000 Scoville Heat units.
Los Calientes.
Yeah, make sure you put all that on there.
Los Calientes.
Yeah, you said it better.
I can't say it right.
Oh, it comes out hot.
Yeah, it comes out real hot.
It tastes good, though.
All right, Kat, this one's for you.
If you had to choose between living in America or the Philippines
long term, which would you pick and why?
I don't know.
That's something I've been asking myself since graduating.
Because I was born in the US, grew up in the Philippines,
but like, because my dad's from the US,
mom's from the Philippines, so I'd go to the US often
to like visit like every two years or something,
and went to college in the US, right?
So I was like, hmm, should I go back home?
Should I stay?
But I decided to go back home,
mainly for my mom and my dog, my dog's 14.
I didn't want to like abandon him.
So yeah.
What type of dog is it?
A toy poodle.
Yeah, okay, he asked me that
and he was like, what do you mean a toy?
It's like a small poodle.
Can I ask you a question?
Do you remember everything I say?
Yeah, apparently he says like I have a good memory,
but it's just normal.
You remember everything I say.
That is horrifying.
What do you mean?
This is, we have another rememberer.
This is, I don't want to bring up the examples,
but you do remember.
You do remember.
I feel like maybe you guys just don't care about other people so this is like normal so like you don't remember anything other people say
I
Remember everything that you told me
Okay, I don't I don't remember. I don't remember a word that you'd be saying. No
Exactly my point. I do care enough
Sure
Okay, am I an asshole
Let me check.
Am I?
Okay, put it to the left.
Sorry.
A little bit more.
A little bit more.
No, I don't think you're an asshole because if you were, you would have said something offensive.
Yeah, I'm dialing back today.
Today's day zero with Miss Katchy here.
The waters are uncharted, really.
So we have to navigate with a little bit of a...
I thought you like her. Huh? Water. Oh man. I mean I don't like water as a friend. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean she has a boyfriend Jake who's a friend of mine. So I mean I can I can say that
water is water is very pretty. But that's why you want to go to Korea right? First off she's
in China that was racist. Number two. Okay. Yeah either way so what was your answer I don't
remember you don't know yet I'm not sure we'll see how this goes maybe we'll
see you know that's another mosquito maybe remember the first that I said
yesterday what and you agreed with me what it is what it is never the place
okay yeah yeah yeah it's the people who knows maybe maybe you find people here
it makes you want to stay a little bit longer. You're the only two I know.
Arthur, so Germany or America? America. All right, brother. Dude, that's why I love you, man.
Thanks. Dude. Goddamn, fuck yeah, dude. Dude, you looked at me with like lovely eyes.
I do. I'm not kidding. I see what the girl's seeing you now. Really? Yeah. I'm getting
excited just looking at you. You know, he's actually so sweet. He's been messaging me
good morning every morning okay but it's like no but it's like it's very
innocent though yeah yeah like not in a weird way okay if I message you good
morning would that be weird nobody you yeah what the fuck is this like out of
character if it's you but with him it's like in character you know so if I'm
like hey what are you doing right now is that weird I mean the fans that's
definitely what he messaged me yesterday no I was oh I when you are
Suggesting that we can do something after stream with Katchy, I was really like messaging her like hey, instead of you just being alone like doing nothing, you can just hang out while I'm moving stuff and, you know, I didn't have anything interesting to do, but I was like offering that she can like hang out with us and just like sit there and talk while I'm like doing things.
And then for me I replied because I don't want to like bother you guys, you know
So I was like, oh, it's okay. I'll go to the mall
So I went to the mall and then he talks to me you're like you're like, oh, yeah, we're good for stream tomorrow
I was like, okay, let me know and you're like, oh, what are you doing?
Yeah food
Okay, but also if that makes sense I've been messaging catchy every morning because I
Just wanted to know how you feel if you're like in a good headspace
Um, and once again, you said it yourself, you don't really know how many people are here.
So it's like,
Mistake, excuse, relax.
Mistake, excuse.
How long will you continue?
No, no, no, no, no, you're just trying to make sure that she feels.
Yeah, like, you know, like for example, when she came over to the car yesterday,
you hopped out and opened the door for her.
You suggested it though.
You suggested it.
i would never suggest that you would never said that you would never so that
well i would i care
he's a thing that want to break his character but he really suggested
tell you believe
here's here's another thing
the first day
when i went out you're standing outside your car your gt r
i would like lean against it like
you did that
he did that
no he was standing outside of it
make the details a two-seater
Okay, I was standing outside the detail. What's the word about that?
I don't know, because you made it a big deal that Arthur stepped out.
I'm just pointing out that you did too.
Well, because I was low on gas, I turned the car off.
Okay, there.
You opened the door?
I don't remember.
I think you did.
Yeah, because I remember when you dropped me off,
you taught me how to open it, so I didn't know how to open it.
Okay.
Alright, question number five.
Let's get to the next one. This is
Casos and queso. This is a very very nice 15 or
Fifty-two thousand squabble heat units, so this is getting up. We're getting up there. It's gonna start getting real hot
Try make sure you get a lot on there, okay, I guess I'll go first
Man, we really do be eating so much on stream every day, don't we?
I feel like every time we're done, I'm like, ooh, I already ate.
Because usually it's more like, ooh, I'm stressed, what do I eat?
Yup.
Here you go.
Amazing, amazing. Yeah, we do be eating.
Chad, do you guys think I'm gonna get fat again? Be honest, press one.
I feel like you're like, within the perfect way.
Should I get this up?
Somebody says you can't be a real person? Yeah, a lot of people think you're AI.
I know yeah, it's because the way I move my head or something right but when people started saying that's like
You know what? I'm gonna do it even more
So I I can tell you chat. She is real. She is in this room right now
No, she's in here we we I'm gonna say we we even know what she smells like
Yeah, and I'll never forget it okay
what because smell smell leaves imprints on the memory it's one of the it's one of
the most dude come on you guys know this you guys know this chat you guys know
this for some reasons how it smells like baby oil doesn't it baby oil I'm just
kidding that was a ditty joke see I did oh my god listen you guys can make any
jokes I'm making these jokes okay all right fine fine fine listen listen listen I
hate this diddy jokes we're not doing them what do you mean you hate it you
just made one yeah because you like that you're smiling okay I can't frown
you're enjoying it Nick just admit it
hahaha
hahaha
I don't know why
I don't know
alright here we go
question 5 this goes to all of us here
ok are you getting hot
you're hot
thank you
I'm
good one
I'm freezing I'm in a blanket
I'm getting hot
oh my god what do we do here
break? No, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Well, I tell you easy, good job.
And then I first bump you. Okay, we're in trouble. Okay. Alright. Question
number five, what's the craziest thing you've done to catch some of the tension
that you were interested in? Arthur, you can start on this one, buddy, if you
want. You're eighth thing? Yeah. Okay. Honestly, the craziest thing, it is crazy.
So I was in a long-distance relationship once and that girl, I knew I was like too skinny
to ugly just like not her type, I messaged her anyways, desperately, didn't get the vibe,
gave up, didn't talk to her for a full year, after a year we met randomly, I didn't try
anything, I didn't do anything, she was obsessed with me.
But I was working through that year on my self, I worked out, I worked on my self, but like
in the back of my mind, I stayed kind of like with the mindset, when we meet again, whatever
happens happens, but I was like working towards that moment.
Now I was working towards that moment, but I didn't, I didn't force it, I just waited
for the opportunity.
Really?
Yeah.
we're happy in a relationship for over a year oh yeah you whatever girl ends up
with you is gonna be the luckiest woman on the planet but I gotta say long
distance relationships suck yeah I know yeah I'll be honest wherever you end up
with if I don't like her we're gonna have problems but then again we're so
similar there's no way I would like it because if you like her yeah you were
like wait whoa whoa whoa back off make huh back off you know actually that's
It's like something I'm worried about. It's like, when you're very similar, and you have
the same taste, doesn't that necessarily mean that you're into the same type of person?
Because I had a roommate, every girl that he was interested in, I thought, what does he
see? What is he seeing? I'm happy for him, but we didn't share the same interests. Now,
with you, we are so similar. Will we fight?
Do you think Malia's hot?
well yeah
but not like that i never like i don't like thought about it like that
obviously i think that she is an attractive woman now since you are
asking objectively
well she's single
you know but like
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, catch it
it's an unwritten rule
you do never
even remotely
show
any interest talk to somebody's
past
girlfriend boyfriend whatever
it's like it's like a bro code
stay away
i don't know man
uh... i guess somebody said lose a little
okay
your turn
yes ma'am
the craziest thing i've done to catch someone's attention that i'm interested in
yeah
type in their chat
I don't think you captured Mimes. That's all you buddy.
I don't think that's the case though.
Okay, my turn.
Catch some with attention.
Man, I really actually haven't really done that, to be honest.
Nothing?
No, because...
It doesn't have to be a partner. It can be anybody.
Play with him in Apex Legends.
Yeah. True.
Stick around with me.
What do you mean GTR?
What do you mean? What does that mean?
Well, I have a follow-up question actually for you after.
For me?
I don't know I'm not really I don't I don't know I don't think I've ever
really caught anyone's attention you know sadly like even even even the
homelay anything like that that was never even planned that just happened
randomly maybe just don't realize it maybe you just don't pay attention to
it GT RP but did you even go for that tension I think the thing that caught
their attention in RP was the fact that the viewer count tripled and they got
70,000 subs I think that might have been the attention grabbing there which
wasn't even me in the first place so crazy yeah I don't know what's your
question? Alright, are you ready? Oh god, not after you say that. Yeah, that makes it so much worse.
Okay, well yeah. I have a question because I actually don't know. Yeah. Alright, so,
three nights ago, right, you told me, oh, is it okay if I pick you up because Arthur is still
Live yeah, and I was like yep, that's fine right so you did yeah, right and then
And then stuff happened right everything tonight then when it was time to go home
at around like
Midnight, right?
Where's the question, I don't know okay when it was time to go home
We just left like you didn't invite Arthur to go with us you just
It's just us again.
OK, what's the question?
Why?
You want the guy down the street?
Yeah.
Because the GT-R was left in the garage, right?
And I had to move it back into the garage.
So I was like, you know what, I'll just take the GT-R,
drop you off, and park it back in the garage.
You mean it was outside of the garage?
It was outside of the garage.
I didn't want to leave that over that in case it held.
Boom.
I'm not even kidding.
I didn't even question it.
Yep.
Because, A, the GT-R is way faster.
And to be fair, I did get in a race on the way home.
I beat the shell this guy in the BMW.
Nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's.
And I knew that your DTI was parked outside.
And while you were driving, catching back home,
I could like the dog mats.
Yep.
Get ready for bed.
We are very efficient people here.
So he was doing one task, and I was doing another task.
Yeah.
So this is peak German efficiency here.
OK.
Yeah, that's kind of what we do around here.
All right.
All right.
Yeah.
I'm half German, so I'm half efficient.
you were about 45 minutes late today
hey, no, it's Filipino time
and he told me I can arrive before 11
I did, I did tell Kechi that
she can come anytime between 10 and 11
because you started kind of late
and I was a little bit late because of like re-ranging the desk and stuff
so technically she wasn't late
and you still weren't ready, you had to like make the chicken
it's part of the stall, it's part of the stall
you'll learn that one day when you become a real streamer, so
I've been stalling so hard
I'm a master staller
Okay, can you just further for the record clarify when you said stuff happened? That was just a normal day of behavior, right?
Yeah, we had dinner and then went back here
Yeah, but we're literally just like sitting on couches individual couches actually and seeds
Under individual blankets. I want to be honest. Catchy. You are better than me at this. You are
are
better than me
damn dude
you look scared sometimes
yes, because I'm dealing with someone who's above where I'm at
that's horrifying
because I'm already on the line
I'm already on the line
in fact we cross over sometimes
she doesn't even know there's a line even there
yup, there's no line
question number seven, where are we going? six, six, six
question number six
uh... man did listen i'll be honest
uh...
i'm gonna i might you know i'm gonna take a quick break and go to the rest of
uh... if you need to go to the bathroom you go to the one over there is also one
over there
why why this one or their cameras in that one or
i'm just wondering if
because you say they're like what fifty cameras all over here
whose bathrooms that
it is my bathroom okay then
it is my bathroom there's not all the more i should be suspicious
There's no cameras in any bathroom
Claire came over and clarified that
No, I watched part of that stream
She said she waved when she's on the toilet
That's so weird!
Bro
That's true
Yeah
Can you help them?
I need the NDA
You need-
No, like I have to write one for you guys
What would you do?
I should do the one afraid
You should be afraid?
Yeah
Of what?
I don't know what?
You found me? I don't know what?
There's cameras and microphones everywhere!
Yeah, but they're not at weird places.
But I ask you, where are the cameras?
And you just look at each other and smack.
Oh!
You don't tell me where they are.
Because, like, okay.
You never point them out.
I ask you so many times, you just be like,
don't worry about it.
Oh my god, the fuck?
The thing is just to clarify, it's like,
maybe it sounds strange, but it's like,
I'd rather have people not know
if there actually is a camera or not, or where there are cameras or not.
Is that not so sus?
No, because it's like self-insurance in a way, where it's like if you did anything weird
it's like I know, or like Nick knows, that we have the evidence.
We did nothing wrong.
However, don't get me wrong, there is no cameras anywhere in any weird place.
That would be insane.
That would be insane.
Okay.
I'm not sure if I believe that, but...
So...
But...
around the bush. But I think Nick would agree with that statement, where it's kind of like
the whole camera joke that there's a camera everywhere, it's part true, part not true.
It's kind of like a self-insurance thing, in case, Kati, you're not crazy obviously.
I don't even know if that's true after the stream. Exactly. It's like, let's say you
went crazy, which I'm not saying you would ever, you know, we'd be on the safe side.
okay interesting interesting wait the cameras are always on i don't know that they're just sitting here
okay i didn't know that because i'd ask you and you wouldn't answer me so it's like uh
anyway i just assume that anyway it's not like i'm doing anything so it's like whatever film me
enjoy
Really?
Yeah, anyway
That's good because of the because of the
Hot sauces or like is it coming out of your nose?
It's slowly like a questionary on oral my love
Hey
Oh claire is here claire claire claire please
clarify
the cameras
Don't you wave on the toilet
Please clarify number six
Masta and NMP did he this is bad stop
Stop
Wait, are we all just fucked is that what it is
Okay, let's get it. Chicken, you already have one? This next one is number six, yeah. It's
called Cantina Royale Bourbon Maple Reaper. It's 73K. So one of these, by the way, I don't
remember which one it was, was like the hottest thing I've ever tasted by accident. So it
might be one of these, I'm not sure. Damn it, it came out really hot. Be careful.
Good luck, good luck, good luck. And the question is, oh, this is a pretty good one
I'm kind of curious myself if the streamer show you applied you didn't exist
Do you think you would have started streaming at any point and what inspired you to apply in the first place?
Also, I still have my notice on for everything so like my DMs are going crazy right now, but whatever I'll turn them off later
Well, you're saying people from this chat are doing me right now. Maybe
What do you want of them oh my god okay I just got so I'm just calling it on my
Instagram double bag it Nick okay sorry sorry double bag it what's that you mean
what do you think this is so spicy the milk which one you said that by the way
guys stop should I just say the user no no no unless all right that's fine back
Okay, this is so spicy. But I can still handle it surprisingly. Okay, if it didn't exist, would I have started streaming at any point?
Honestly, because to be a streamer, it's really hard. There's so many people with like one viewer, two viewers who've been streaming for so long.
for so long. Take this guy for example. You know, he didn't have the NMPL buff.
This guy. Wait, it's so spicy. Wait, it's true though. So I think I would have been less inclined
to start streaming. I still might have tried, but at the same time I wasn't getting any younger
so I was like you know what, it's too late for me. But I was an OTK viewer. I was an OTK
viewer for like over a year and I applied because you know I've been watching them I watched the
other show I don't know if I can even say it the one that starts with an E last year I watched that
then I watched this show like the first two episodes and I was like you know whatever I'm at
as well because you only have one life to live why live a life with her guts you know and like
see what happens and one month later I'm here so the flowers arranged themselves in this way
and now we're stuck in this weird timeline
jesus
bro
she is saying all the right things
i'm not even kidding here
she might be one of us
is she our fucking third arthur
is she our third
we've been me and arthur been looking for a third guys
what does that mean
that is crazy how you didn't even hear that
am i going crazy
oh i should not do that
don't give me
In the context that you mean why are you looking at me like that? What context are you thinking of?
So spicy if you think I'm worried about you
It just gets hotter and hotter
No, but I'm still like functioning, but I just feel it like on my thumb and my lips
and
uh... man and i don't know if we can keep going
uh...
so
what about you are thirty think you've been a stripper if you uh...
but it's a view of the product
i'm not even kidding you
i would have kept on you
you would have made it a way
i promise you
you don't you don't you didn't need me to get here
you did
no you didn't
the thing is is like
not some of them not i could have not imagine that outcome
on its
sort of
no cuz you you have to tell me dude
the greatest thing is i didn't expect it
and i don't think
you expected it either is the way that it is trip by my chat we will be going
over the four-hour mark today
will all of them
uh... no need to spam that you know
we're breaking where we're going through
I will turn it off unless we get 5 primes in the next 10 seconds, so...
10
Bye
9
Thank you guys so much for tuning in
7
What if Katchy asks for a prime?
6
5
Drop that prime
4
Oh
Oh
Dropping up, there, there, oh
K, save with the 5 gifted
No
Save
Oh, oh, oh, one, two, three, four
Down, down
Okay, saved, we're good
New record? New record?
i don't i don't know where this uh... okay well
because thank you thank you thank you guys probably i think it's up to me
to thank you
you're pretty happy
might as well link the paper
that it won't
thank you thank you guys thank you so much
uh...
absolutely amazing appreciate what what what's it also by the way i can't
even see it is it not here
I don't see it either.
I don't think we have it on this alert.
OK, sorry, what was the question?
I don't know.
I forgot.
All right.
How about you?
If you never streamed 12 years ago, would you start now?
I feel like starting streaming now is probably pretty scary,
because it's so oversaturated.
Everything's been done already.
It seems kind of hard now, isn't it?
It seems like a scary thing.
I don't think it's true, actually.
What do you mean?
Really?
People always say everything has been done.
everything has been done. But if you really think about it, it's not about doing...
It's like, it has been the case for like everything, even in like television,
you do something, but you do it a little bit better or you do it a little bit
different.
Like how I did things the past month?
I mean, kind of, but also I feel like the way you do things, Nick,
is like really unique. But at the same time,
if you compare it with something on a checklist, oh,
you're doing the exact same thing as everybody else.
But somehow, it is very different.
No, I'm not glazing you.
I essentially mean it.
It's like you're doing the same thing as everybody else,
but it's different.
I think more than what you do, it's who you are.
If people like to watch you, right?
Yeah, I guess.
Chad, you guys like me?
Because you just said they're reading things
and people watch you.
But other people will say they're reading things
than the one with care.
I see only the wrong messages.
There's a lot of those.
I hate what show.
I like Arthur.
Oh, thanks.
Stockholm Syndrome.
But Chad, you do understand.
I do treat you guys pretty well, right, guys?
Like, I put in my best effort, me and Arthur,
to give you the best high quality tech we possibly can.
Streams don't eff often.
We get new guests all the time.
They're unique and special.
So we try.
Yeah. Okay, let's move on to the next question.
Special in what way?
Special in what way?
You?
Yeah.
You want compliments?
No, like, you know what they say, right?
If you're a special child.
Wait.
Are you saying that you're autistic?
No, I'm not.
Let's move on.
Let's move on.
I have a question.
You think I am?
Do I think you're autistic?
Yeah.
You brought it all up.
I don't know.
I think I'm not kidding you.
I could see you like stabbing me with a knife.
The fact that she's not reacting to it
could be a fact that it's like terrifying.
You know, like I could see that.
I could see that like.
That's why I know.
No, because I was telling them,
oh, I'm so scared to be here.
I'm scared of guns.
And then I asked him if he had any guns.
We were in the car.
I said, oh, you have one in your car.
He was so scared.
But I was just wondering, because I see in movies,
like some people have it in the glove,
But you call it the glove department or something?
The Glovey.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I was just wondering, he was like, why?
Yeah, either way.
Let's go to question number seven.
OK.
I think this is it.
I think this is the one that fucked me up.
Oh.
So can I have the cap?
OK.
No cap.
Thank you.
So it's about to get hot.
Listen, if it's too hot for you, you can tap out
and no one will think less of you
that's debatable
no no no no
and no one at this table will think less of you
because you showed up today
and you already did your best so i'm already proud of you so you don't have to
if it's too much you don't have to eat this shit motherfucker
whoa, dude i'm not even kidding you, it is spicy on the tongue
like it's like burning on the tongue
it is
okay, we'll see it
can i take and keep this like swallow without having it touch my tongue
if you want to cheat then yes
cheating you do whatever you want to do
yeah
i mean you i don't know some people can just swallow it whole you know
may i please have another one
i'm trying okay question number seven
let's get there
uh...
who
who is the person you are most anxious or excited to meet out of arthur or
nick and why
be careful this one
I'm not sure if he's dead, but here you go.
Well, I mean, I would talk to Arthur more than you.
So I was like more like, like I didn't know much.
Like I didn't know how you would be like,
if you're really a jackass,
like what everyone says or not.
Who says that?
Like everyone.
What the?
I didn't say that.
Well, not you, not you, not you.
No, actually he would say
that you're such a nice guy and stuff.
But yeah, I guess I was just like more curious.
But with him, like I could tell.
Be careful.
is that
so you're more nervous than the other
remarks that we are going to
well i was excited
it's not more comfortable
really i wasn't so sure
he said it matters mathias
they said it's a good subject
uh...
by the way
the afterburn
look at these non-americans suffer on the south
but it's okay
no crying
you're good, you can cry if you want to
my body starts sweating in a weird way
I get that milk in there
I was gonna make a joke but I just stopped and I saw it
is this the color?
are you talking about my comb?
Was that the color?
Actually, yes.
Oh God, that's bad.
So how many times has it happened? Did it each time or what?
No, it's... I think I don't need to go to the doctor.
Oh, is it fixed?
Yeah, it's fixed. I'm dead.
Thank you guys. Hearts, hearts...
Okay, if you guys didn't know, I'm just gonna tell the story because now it sounds weird.
Like, when I was in Asan's house, I was coming blood.
Like, straight up.
I don't know why it was happening, whatever.
I come back here,
it's still happening.
It's still happening.
Why are you coming?
I'm an adult man.
That's what we do.
And
everyone knows this.
My discord knows this. Chat knows this.
Obviously my friend Arthur and my new friend Ketchy know this.
And she was just asking what color it was.
It did kind of look like this a little bit.
Not so thick.
And it has stopped.
So I'm not going to go to the doctor.
Okay.
So is everyone caught up on the lore?
I also did fight in the same day. I found a gray hair
So did you plug it nope? I'm leaving it
I'm just gonna leave it
What why would I go to the doctor chat? Why would I go to the doctor? I googled it. It says come ten times and
If the tenth time it's still
Not one day
It said by the tenth time if it's still there then go to the doctor
it's cancer how can it be cancer how that is very concerning to be fair
prostate stuff is very common for men so what you you want me to go to the doctor
then I'm gonna have to come into a cup in the doctor's office and they're gonna
stick something up my ass that's what I want to go out I want to do that no no
I don't think they will have to it's actually I think I don't think they
need to like check your asshole out do they I don't know okay they have to
should I go to the doctor or not yeah just in case but but if anything it's
gonna be so embarrassed you can with me I mean I literally have to leave in like
a week no so you have to do it like immediately no also there's nothing wrong
with coming in a cup there's nothing wrong with getting checked however if
they find anything get a second opinion don't mention anything to the second
opinion. So then you can kind of like min max, hey, am I being scammed? Is the doctor
is trying to get like money out of my insurance? If I have like prostate cancer, that would
be the craziest karma. And it would be 100% deserved. Legit.
I think that's why I'm very afraid for like butt stuff in general.
Sorry?
What? I explained? Can you...
No, no, no, it's fine, it's fine. Let's continue.
Okay.
Sometimes the doctor they put like a medicine up your butt. They did that to me one time
Yeah
Medicines like can you cross on how to right?
Yeah, oh never mind. It wasn't it's this one. Okay, don't want the monkey on it. Oh, no, I think that thing is the devil so
We have come to the part of the show
Where things get really really really really really hot
This is the bomb.
Okay, this thing is 135,000 Scoville heat units, but it hits like it's in the millions.
This will fuck you up 100%.
So do not put a lot on there.
Okay.
Just a dab.
Okay.
Arthur, three dabs.
My tongue already feels violated, Nick.
It's gonna get more violated
Yeah, just like my nipple at twitch gun. That's how violated it's about to get
Yep, yeah, okay you can do two two dabs
all right, so
Do not rub your eyes for the love of God. Okay, if you get this in your eyes
It is over. I'm calling the stream
Okay, because we might have to go to the hospital. So
Yeah, all right do not do not rub it in your eyes below God. So that's the spiciest one or no
It's number three
Okay, okay, I'll show you how much I'm gonna put on
Whoo, I got a whiff of it in the wind. That's it and this is a lot
Yes, I'm actually worried are you sure you can handle this
You have a point on it. Good content.
Oh no. She has the content branches trimmed in times.
I feel like you would say this is fine under any circumstances and that's what's terrifying.
Yeah.
I don't... I...
You're not supposed to say yeah.
Yeah, basically.
Okay, that's enough.
I feel like that's a lot of it. That's like, you know, it's like the same as yours.
I am worried you... I don't know why but you...
I it's something about you that just worries me a little bit. I don't know like any other person
Maybe it's the circumstances that we met. I don't know what it is
Maybe maybe take half of it fuck dude
Chat do we have or do we ever take it or not guys?
If it's too hot, how did it smell?
If it's too hot
Go in Arthur's bathroom and do what you gotta do and bring the milk with you
No, no, it's this one that's next
oh my god this is the third this is the third yeah that's actually the same okay all right you ready
what happened oh that's a that's a crazy question the question is where do you think you'll be in
five years time don't laugh girl you gotta get it down it is in your mouth too long i can't swallow
you have to it's gonna be in your mouth if you don't get down it's ranch if you need it
We need it.
Hey, it's not that bad.
Really?
I think it's developing.
Are you serious?
That's the thing.
I feel like it hits me later on.
Oh god, okay, never mind.
Oh.
Ooh, it went in my nose.
Oh, it's hot.
Oh no, it's coming delayed.
Yep.
Yep.
Oh my god.
You said the mic is so...
What'd you say?
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel.
But it's not like terrible.
No dude.
It's just it's just really hot. It's it you touch your tongue
Touch my tongue
No, get it. No, you touch your tongue
Why are you doing?
Yeah, yeah, it's burning. It's really burning, but it's not like after throw up or do anything
It's just burning and it hurts. Okay. I'm kind of hearing up now. It's not big. It's your eyes are watering
Yeah, cuz it's fucked. Yeah
Let me get you a towel
Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm like tearing up a bit, but it's just it just hurts my tongue. Are you hearing? It's not less
Yeah, yeah, it just hurts. That's it
No pain no gain though. Let's do more
There's no
Yeah, I'm still fine. Are you blowing your nose? No
They get too much. I'm sorry Arthur. Did you put two dabs or one?
You one dabbed it right?
Yeah my thumb just hurt.
Cough Cough
How are you taking it so well?
No I guess I just do that.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright.
Hey can you give me the ice?
I'm just smelling it.
Maybe it's like in your blood.
It's in your genes if you could like,
fake spicy food well or not.
Is this your first time?
Yeah I don't usually eat spicy food.
hurts but like it's on my tongue so you're taking it like a champ he's dying
and I'm in the middle all right answer the actual yes you can answer it
Look at our first fan.
Tell me honestly.
Yeah.
What?
Are you tapping out?
I always thought that people are overreacting.
What's your first time?
Yeah.
It's my first time too.
Exhilarating.
Oh, okay.
The ice really helps out.
Yeah.
I'm okay.
And you were worried I put too much.
You had more than I did.
Really?
I barely feel it now.
OK, maybe your mouth is a...
So where do you think you'll be in five years time?
I want to answer it on stream because it's like personal.
But in five years time...
You can give your stream answer.
Ideally, I would want like marriage and kids
in the next five years.
Really?
Yeah.
Because I don't want to be an old mom.
like if you're too old for your first get it's like the risk of complications is higher you know
i want to be a milk i i i think you i think that will happen great my mom is you said so
you don't have to say everything that i've said off stream you don't have to bring everything
I say option on stream you silly goose, okay, you don't have to do that Jesus guys
Man
Skin hotter than different reasons. Oh, what about you Arthur five years, buddy?
You and I same house
with our wives in the garden. We make fun of each other's kids for their shortcomings or
whatever. They'll be whoever they'll be, but we love them.
Aw. Aw. We all really kind of the same goals, huh? I mean, isn't that what life is about?
You're like growing together. My whole five-year plan got shattered,
So I don't even have it anymore
My five-year plan was salmon farm in Norway
but now my five-year plan is
Hopefully just not at the bottom of the Golden Gate, you know
So oh my god, that's that's the new five-year plan. Okay, that makes sense
So yeah better than nothing
Yeah, it's still possible Nick. You can do it
Wait, which part?
Which part?
Which part?
Okay, guys, it is time for fucking Mata Sanos.
It is six times hotter than the last one we had.
And I am not kidding you, this one fucked me up to the nth degree.
It is to the point where I don't even mind skipping it.
Let's do it.
I want to watch him get fucked up.
I know it's going to fuck this guy up.
I'm telling you, this one is bad.
I don't know if I want to.
I'm not even kidding.
It's like, as long as I have eyes on my mouth, it's OK.
But it's like, it's bad.
So keep in mind, Katchy.
You know how it goes in, right?
Pretty easy.
It has to come out.
Keep me in it.
are you ready for that battle and that's about you're gonna be fighting alone
okay bring it on okay
lord arthur
king arthur
all
king arthur
all
arthur's uh... what do you call the brown one
known as glasses
no that's like a cartoon? yeah
the same as just arthur
That's just his name.
OK, you are now King Arthur.
Wait, I'm Lord NMP.
I can dub you.
Here, I dub the King.
This is so weird.
Wait, what do you want to be?
I don't know.
Princess?
What do you want to be?
OK, princess.
Princess catchy.
God, that was fun, huh?
I miss RP.
Arthur, buddy, buddy.
Oh, look at his face. Oh, no, look at his face.
You you look so sad
Yes
You look so sad chat do we let Arthur skip the next one then
Do you let him skip because I'm time this one like I'm not even looking forward to this and I'm a big guy
I take the smallest step ever because the last one I dabbed wait like I put in way too much
Yeah, you put a lot I put in way too much
Wait, did you put more than we did I think so
Accident I thought it wouldn't be that bad
I gave a pre-warning. Yeah, but it's like I thought you know it's like
Can I break the ice? I thought I had bullshitting
I thought you're a bullshitting for them to believe it
Chet saw it me and Emily die with this they saw it. Yes, and that was bad, too
Let me make sure this is the right one. Hold on.
I thought it wasn't that.
Damn.
I think this is it.
Unless it's in the other box. But there was one that was so bad, I was like, I'm never gonna try this again.
But we'll see.
We'll see, yes.
I'm excited.
It's like ASMR change category.
I'm not kidding you. It's bad.
Alright. Question number eight.
Wait up.
Apparently Greek is here.
Greek?
Greek what'd you say?
Are you from Greece?
What's up Greek?
I see tri-hard, I spam tri-hard.
How we doing buddy?
You know Greek?
You still live here right?
Yeah.
He is one of the three reasons why I became a popular streamer.
Who are the other two?
Chance and Milena without them. I mean without them they ain't none of y'all so you can thank them if you want to thank you
Oh, he's actually beautiful
Thank you
I don't see anything else. I don't know any true us
Wait, am I the worst-looking one in the room? No, I think I am. I think you look very me Arthur. No
Oh, you look like...
It's true.
Let's do it?
Alright, let's do it.
It's the next question.
Oh, that's long.
My eyesight is so bad I can't even read it from here.
And I got Lasik.
You got Lasik?
Yeah.
What's your eyesight right now?
Well, it's supposed to be 2020, but I can barely read it.
I mean, I can also barely read it.
I can try that if you want.
I'll read it, I'll read it.
Oh, it's Great God X's birthday.
Oh my God, way too much came out.
32 happy birthday birthday Greek
There you go be very this be careful you put a lot no I'm not eating that one it fell out
I'm eating this one
Can you show it? It's like there's enough stuff in the way. It's just a little baby
Okay, the question is oh
Being completely new to streaming and growing as a polarizing person, what is the biggest thing you've learned so far in your Twitch journey and
Positively, what is something you really enjoy about it?
So what did you learn on your journey so far and one thing you enjoy about?
One thing I learned is to not drink magic juice before extremes
ever again
Unless the stream is meant for that
All right, she learned
There we go
Oh my god, yeah, that's it. That's it. That's all it takes
That's it. Yeah, something I really enjoy about it. It's fine. I don't know. I like it
Yeah, yeah, take a bite now
You dipped it in the old sauce
Take a bite.
Oh God.
I'm telling you something, Fox.
Oh my God.
Bathroom if you need it.
I'm both different.
This one's angry.
Yeah.
You feel it?
Yeah.
It's angry hot.
It's like a different kind.
It is.
It's in my nose.
Oh no.
See the thing is mine is like in the back of my tongue so it's not that bad but
I feel like if it was in my throat or nose I'd be dying.
It's in my nose.
Fuck.
That's, that's tough.
I'm going for the milk.
Yeah, I'm just going to sip it on the milk.
Is that your second glass of milk?
Yeah.
Ah, fuck you, I hate this one so much.
Oh my god.
I can't.
It's so bad.
I can't believe I'm like the least one suffered.
I don't know, how are you just taking it like that?
No, I'm just built different.
I'm like smiling.
It's in my nose.
Yeah, it just hurts my tongue, that's it.
Like yeah it hurts so much but like something you have to deal with dude
Can't you guys talk to chat I can't even talk to me. Come on. Hi guys. What's up? How are you enjoying this so far?
I can't believe I'm like
I don't know. I guess they're just pussies. Whoa
No, I feel like so I tried to put exactly where it was burning already
wait so it's a check on Arthur that just reminds me of every time I'm
streaming they're always like call Arthur he's crying am I crying really
they say I'm crying yeah they always say that in my chat
yop yop yop I feel like I feel like I dodged it I feel like I flashed it away with the
eyes I'm not kidding you that's good no if mine hits somewhere else I would
have been dying but it's just on my thumb like my thumb hurts but
I'm used to the pain.
What?
Why would you be used to this?
Next question, next question.
I have an idea.
Yeah.
I would tell you later.
Just remind me.
You have to do the candle wax, right?
Yeah, right.
Okay.
Huh?
Ugh.
Ugh.
I had the same idea.
Did I be scared?
No, not at all.
Not at all, not at all, not at all, you want to talk about your journey, Arthur?
Being new to streaming and it growing.
It's more towards you like you know your journey last few months how has it been?
My journey, I'm not thinking about it, there's no time to think.
I'm really like going from one day to another, I don't know what we have to do, I'll
do it.
It's like same thing, when we visited Hassan in L.A. I was like oh my god I should
be, I should be like freaking out.
Yeah.
there. It was so weird. It was weird that it wasn't crazy to me. I was doing it wrong.
I was like, wow, this is cool. But I was like, well, gotta get the backpack ready. Gotta
make sure the batteries are charged. Let's see when Nick wants to get out. When do I
go into the shower? How do we do this? There was no time for me to be excited or nervous
or whatever. I just go like...
Yeah, I think that's like the cure to depression, right? Just like keep yourself
busy so you don't have time to think of your feelings. I'm not depressed. To be fair, that is
exactly what I've been doing to deal with the breakup. My mind has been busy from when I wake
up to when I go to bed every day for the last three or four months. Just non-stop. And the second
I slow down and I start thinking, that's when I get sad and I have to jerk off. Okay, I wanted
to agree with you and up until now. I gotta say though it's like slowing down
kind of like then comes in waves with emotions that is true either way but
just have to keep moving forward. But at the same time I always am super
excited to wake up for the next day every day I'm super excited which is I
think it's like the best feeling in the world because even if I'm tired I'm
still excited to get up. That's good. Okay. Okay. I wish I could relate. Just kidding.
Wait, to what? Being excited to waking up in the morning. Getting, I'm fine. Okay, next
question. You're not excited to wake up to see us? Well, yeah, I was. But also nervous,
because hello, like after what happened a couple days ago, you know, I was like,
hella nervous, but I'm fine now. And that was the point of the dinners. Yeah.
Wait, how does it feel right now?
I'm fine.
You're comfortable?
Yeah.
I hate that question.
Why?
I hate that question.
Every, every, every, I'm not kidding you, I ask that question seven, eight times a day.
No, I get that.
Whenever I hang out with, with, with girls, I'm like, are you, I keep asking.
Yeah, no.
Because that's how the twit longer starts.
Yeah, no.
It's just like something about the question.
I'm like, the question makes me uncomfortable.
You know what makes me uncomfortable?
the twit longers. So I'm making sure they don't happen, you know, just trying to try
to make everyone as comfortable as possible we can, you know. All right.
It's coming. Just kidding. Just kidding. Do you want me to repeat what I said in that clip?
Not to my face. Not right now. All right. Yeah, okay. I won't.
If you know, you know.
Alright, last one.
Yeah, last one.
So this is the worst.
No, it's not.
So this is called the last dab experience.
It is three million scoville heat units.
But for some reason, it's not that hot.
okay yeah okay i don't know why you want you can see you can skip on this one if you want
i just do that in microdap like it's very small amount okay i think the third one was just like
personally the worst the bomb yeah keep in mind emily so we were playing this game i don't know
what it was like the like the loser uh got the winner got to pick like how much sauce they put
on I beat her every time up until like this one and she coded my entire chicken
in it that's what you guys do rock paper scissors for what the whole chicken in
it no no you can you can you can you predetermine the amount but the loser
has to like you know take the the air basically rock paper scissors I want to
see if she can beat you first try one try a single try rock paper scissors I
I wanna see it.
Okay, on go.
Rock, paper, scissors, go.
Yeah, shoot, yeah.
Shoot, on shoot, okay.
Yeah?
I wanna see if you beat me,
because usually you always win first try.
He actually always wins first try.
I'm not kidding you.
Wait, I'm trying to think what I should do.
Okay, whatever.
Hands up in there.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
No!
Okay, he won, now what?
Well, now you take the end.
He can determine the amount of hope.
As much as I want.
This is three million Scoville heat units make you know what's awkward about
this what you really can't put on that much I know unless every everything I do
there's a power dynamic because I'm just so fucking powerful great dude great
All right, it's nice knowing you guys
Okay
Is it coming out? Oh my god
Okay, okay, okay, okay?
It's coming out. Oh
It's not too much
But it's more than normal. Okay fair. That's fair. I think I can handle that. I washed my hands early
I went to the bathroom. Okay good
I'll take I'll take half Arthur you're skipping I can take like a microdose like
we can like touch or something right yeah all right final question who's the
most forbidden person you've ever had a crush on it's so did I'm not actually
worried
when i said b
it's not bad
i just went down my throat a bit
but this is fine
okay
this is fine
it's fine
what does this question mean?
or i knew i would like this one
but for me it'd be
it'd be like
am i that you wouldn't love?
like chat chat
Like, I don't know maybe a high school teacher or something?
Boring.
Say something spicy.
Maybe the person you named your car is after.
I'll never forget what you told me.
You are a fucking remember.
You remember it too, the fact that you know what I'm talking about.
I was like damn, this stream isn't on, why are you saying this?
Don't repeat it.
Yeah.
Arthur, go ahead.
Actually, I'll share your telephone.
Oh you have one yeah my most forbidden love yeah
Dude, I don't even know
The thing is like even now
Am I in love just say fan fans we can move on just say it
Just say fan fan. It's obvious
It's forbidden
We knew this
Ready for what?
Oh man, dude, um, for me, you know what, I'll be honest, I've really never had a crush
on anyone besides Milena, but the answer is probably, I really did like Maya, but not
like that.
Maya was great to me.
I felt like I was like hanging out with my mom.
Alright, your turn.
Honestly the first thing that popped in my head and I'm trying to think of another example because I really don't want to say this
But it wasn't like a crush, but it was like the way they behaved. I guess like the fox from Zootopia
We're what? That was the last answer
The fox from Zootopia
I'm not a free but just the way they behave but obviously like forbidden
That's the most forbidden thing I can think of because they're like normal
You know.
His name is Nick.
I didn't even know that.
I'm sure you have to coincide with that.
I'm also one of like my, like, one of my top clips.
So when asked who's your celebrity crush, I said Nick from New Girl.
I didn't know his name was Nick.
I had no idea that Fox's name was Nick.
His name is Nick.
I didn't know that.
I generally did not know that.
That's crazy.
No, I swear.
No, it's okay.
That's crazy.
a great name is a lot a lot a lot of really really awesome single people
named Nick out there so in the Fox from Zootopia is also named Nick so you know
and then it is what it is. Chat is there any questions that you you have here
for Arthur and Katchy while we have them? See someone said he is unattractive Fox. See? It's not just me.
No questions.
Okay.
What is going to happen next?
Well, do you want to stream again tomorrow or something like that?
Okay.
Okay? Okay, what will we do?
I got a whole bunch of stuff for us to do.
A whole bunch of things for us to do.
On stream, off stream.
Alright guys.
Katchy, thanks for coming on.
Thanks for coming on without magic juice.
quite quite the experience as you can see guys she's okay
but thanks for having me on I'm glad that I did not throw up yep yep it's it's
not bad Arthur is still fucking in shambles coming in waves it's so weird
Yeah, the tip of my tongue is really like burned. I feel it in my lips though. Yeah, I love you didn't get on my lips
Sixth Street with catchy
Is it is it too soon?
Yes
I find now
Okay, imagine I do six street with catchy and not extra Emily and we do it on her channel
Emily would find the nearest tree find a rope and just in my life if I did that
Why wouldn't I need to join?
I want to meet her.
Okay.
I want you to join.
You want to meet extra everyone?
Yeah, of course.
Alright. You want to meet Asmongold?
Yeah.
Oh my god, we can give her to Asmongold.
What do you mean, give me to Asmongold?
That reminds me, when we were thinking of the captions for the picture I posted,
he wanted to put, like, I bought her.
You wanted to put Blacked.
I want to be blacked out.
Okay, I mean, come on.
Which has a double meaning, that's why.
Not like I bought hair.
Okay, dude.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Chad, if you had fun today, please hit the follow button.
We'll do some more stuff with the catchy.
So, Arthur, you will stream on your own at some point.
I'm sure.
Maybe I can come along for the ride there, too.
We'll see.
If you guys had fun, follow.
Follow me.
Follow Arthur.
Follow catchy.
Appreciate it.
nations. You know, it was fun.
25 gifted subs. You know what I mean.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Up, down.
Thank you. You got it.
Good job. Good job.
So I got, while waiting, about 30 minutes, I think.
So, um...
Wait.
Yeah, maybe not. Yeah.
Oh, look at that. It's the fox that you love.
Oh, that fox.
You know what I mean. He does have swag. Yeah, the way he acts. Yeah, kind of like me, right?
All right, let's just
All right, bye everyone, bye chat. Bye. Thank you. Thank you. All right, let's do it. Let's do the intro
Where's the intro button? All right. Bye
Hey chat
Have you said hello to everyone whilst we wake for mr. Pollen?
No, it's the polite thing to do
Or, if you're one of the homies, then go ahead and say,
Yo.