NICKMERCS
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03-06-2026 ยท 14h 42m
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Peace motherfuckers! Give me my win, bro!
That dream is down in this motherfucker with the best producing life.
Is it true?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh!
Yeah!
Oh!
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
My knowledge might apply instead of pre-pay
Cause we met in the school last night
90 PS, working all night
No breaks, more recesses
I ain't broke, yeah I know my cross out like a T-Rex
Bitch I'm 23 years old and I ain't riding in the Prius
My cousin been to school, can't believe he graduated
Through 20,000 dollars, told his ass congratulations
I wasn't made for that shit
But I could probably hire him and who I'm paying for it shit
Yeah, give me my peace
I'm on it, I get mad
Fuck this!
Oh my god!
So, we got Gizmo on the main stage, with the two most dominant gristies, and Gizmo on the stage.
Hell ain't gonna bad, I, I, whoop yo bitch, y'all that bad boy, she's throwing back, I can't know when that was, play with yo ho, nigga, make back with Rick and Ross, my J-Mot like I know, nigga, that's the best I do, huh?
Watch the real thing.
I'm nearly dead last.
I'm like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Fuck off, bitch!
Oh my god!
so stream it's class they were here a run it's called production it does one
things
I'm gonna say to myself, you're gonna be a snappy.
What are you doing saying?
No!
They're both in there, dude.
I got points. I heard a wall right here.
Kick up.
Oh!
I don't get the fuck!
Get away from me!
And what are you doing?
What?
That's the worst idea you've told me to do.
What?
How did you do that to me?
Who makes this fucking game?
Bound the hand?
What?
What?
How did you do that to me?
Who makes this fucking game?
Bound the hand?
What the hell?
I'm fucking going in, shit boys!
What's up bitch?
Oh, what's up turtle?
Oh, you can smell that?
What's up?
Oh, shut the fuck up!
Shut up!
Oh shit!
Waiters!
Oh shit!
Now I'm not the one that overkill.
NICE!
You little fuck!
I NEED YOU!
AHHHHH!
I NEED YOU!
OH SHIT!
OH SHIT!
Well, everybody at this shit beat the fuck out of it, isn't it?
Oh
What's your name?
I
Right here coming man, but you know I'm not screaming man
Yeah, you can't be but all stream the one
You didn't even know I was living five days ago, but you don't be fake bro
Oh, yeah.
Oh, chef.
Oh, El Guapo.
El Gordito.
El Longo.
El Guaidito.
All I'm saying is when it was time to aim, it looked like this.
Oh, you're terrible.
Damn.
That's when like no one knew what it's about to be man
That's good. That's it dude. We won.
What's up, bro? You know you're gonna play it out?
I don't even want to play it out, bro. I'm on a 3-16.
What's up, PK? We fucked around and won it, huh?
We fucked around and won it.
Inside this box, the number of tracks he's been knocked on, Steve.
This could be number five against an elevator.
He goes down to the trap as well.
Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Merck.
Absolutely dominating this game.
58 players left.
Six Elims. They're one away from three points based on Elims away.
And I gotta say, Jack, I think just making rain bonuses in the back for them.
Seconds left these two boys are about done yet. They're pushing up top. If Aiden's got more players above him
The count between these two are watching earlier. There's a huge battle right now. It's more glossy and safe
persons Nick Merks and Aiden Nick and Aiden Trellin getting some damage done
If they get these two they're in big bonus territory
Aiden matching this look at what he's doing with absolutely stunning. He's got the high ground for the moment
The shot comes in. Are you kidding me?
Big fight tonight!
There's a big other next on his feet, fucks!
It's Big Bonus!
They're comparing to something!
To the other side!
I've got a good conclusion!
That they something is fucking horrible!
That twenty-first century,
I'll just come home to it all.
I'm not gonna let you live in the same way
you used to live.
It's a nice ring to it.
I'm here to sell you super-oldies.
I'm gonna use it for more names.
I'm gonna put you down.
I'm trying to take you right to this town.
I'm right where you're.
Down! Down!
Down! Oh, my God!
This is the greatest clip.
It's the front.
I'm gonna put you in the back of the...
Oh!
What the fuck's going on?
Come on.
Oh!
I'm going to test that on Stu.
See how he's going to do that?
I don't want to ruin this one.
There's type of love.
I don't always come into town.
I don't want to ruin this one.
There's type of love.
I don't always come into town.
Just kind of thinking out loud.
Guys, we always win our first game.
But when we play,
I just come into town.
Oh, like a new update.
We always win.
I'm glad we won that.
I'll say that.
Why you saying that?
Like that.
I'm actually going to do that.
I got like three,
You wanna go?
Holy hell!
Go to the left, bitch!
Hey, honey!
What?
No, no, no!
Come on, man!
Let's go!
Oh, my God!
No!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
Fuck you, man!
I'm not a bitch!
I'm here!
Oh, my God!
I just got kicked out by an elevator.
I said this is a pastime.
I'm so much more cracker.
Wait, wait.
How am I going to get to the top?
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
Oh, I'm so mad.
Stop playing like a fucking pussy, bro.
You're actually a fucking loser.
Bro, he's not like you fucking masturbate the anime.
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
Yo, bro, that was tight.
God damn, huh?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Is that GGs?
That's GGs?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Is that GGs, I'm saying?
Gang?
I don't know.
Gang!
Get the fuck outta here, baby.
Is that GGs?
That's GGs, kid.
That's GGs, doggy.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yes! Do you think that shit's so well?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stop that, stop that, stop that.
Down, down, down. Let's go, baby.
Let's go, baby!
I need a gun! I need a gun! I need a gun!
I need a gun! I need a gun!
I know what he's saying to me.
Tell me what you're on about, Greg!
Tell me what you want!
Tell me what you want!
Oh, yeah, they got the job!
They got the job!
Nick!
Glamag!
Biffle!
He's playing at 50K!
I think I've learned the last season I think these players are far from on my fucking skill level
Even like diamond
Oh
I'm swinging, I'm swinging, I'm swinging.
Break one, break one.
Nice.
I'm not going.
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.
Get the fuck off me, baby!
Let's go!
Get the fuck off me baby!
Let's go!
Who me?
Who's that? Who me?
you
you
you
you
you
I will be here in one minute and twenty-seven seconds recording J.S.
Yes, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
More jack, more eight!
Good afternoon, good evening!
Hit the c**k!
Hit the c**k!
Hit the c**k!
Puzzle, Puzzle, Puzzle, Puzzle
I'll be right back, I'll be right back, I'll be right back
I'll be right back, I'll be right back
If your hands don't look like this
You fucking sissy boy
You
You fucking sissy
I can't go up my Fridays and Saturdays, I'm gonna go be a little slut, and the Miami
I'm gonna go play the field, run around and be a little fucking skate, yeah.
Sorry, I would love to make generational content with you, and memories that last a lifetime
that will remember forever, but no, no!
I'm gonna be a little slut, yeah.
I'm gonna go run around and fuckin' drink vodka red bulls until I have kidney stones.
Oh my god, yeah!
Oh!
Fuck your red boots!
Wait, I caught a lot of holes!
And I gained yourself!
I don't need nobody, I do this shit for free!
I'm still fine, I'm a vegan though, I don't need none of that
I'm never done it with no go-down, baby
Brown Riles, sing the night on me, I don't need no bite
I'm doing a shampoo free
Have you found a champ? What up, man?
Come on!
All right, watch the fucking end
Oh
I think it was a pocket same days man. Live a lot. Thank you for the week, but I appreciate you man
All right, okay? Hey, let's get Friday. I've been stretching four days like 18 hour streams a day
Listen to me. My voice gonna be cracking a little bit today, man. I woke up. I didn't even have a voice
I had to get here
Me complaining to a plumber about my really hard job
Okay, I'm not doing that I'm just saying I fucking lost my voice right be yelling a lot lately man
Dude, I can't deal with hunch man. I can't deal with
If you got you got to start being suited man on the one hand you got dad rock and on the other hand you got like
Fight music man. I'm here. I'm walking out
I'm a fucking amateur boxing match
Uh, Taco, thank you for the 10 gift, man.
10 for the 1, Chris, thank you for the 5, what up, boys?
Daddy Gump, yes, sir, same names, man.
Rusty Boots, ain't no rust on you, man.
I appreciate you, baby.
Ruth, Andrew, thank you, thank you.
Bob, these are my goals, Nick.
Don't be no watch this gameplay.
It feels like watching this slow motion cart rash.
Amen.
That motherfucker is so good at Apex, bro.
And what the hell, man?
How did I just lose all my skill?
Oh, it's so bad. Oh, it probably didn't help that I was live for fucking 12 hours when we started apex
So maybe it'd be nice to start fresh, you know, I play a little fucking better. I don't know
Okay, POD plan today here we go
play plan day is
Arc Raiders all month fucking day. All right. I don't know what we're doing now until but I know that later on
It's supposed to be me hutch and pee. It's all I know. All right, so I fucking know
Nick track peanut bro. Hey, thanks. He's like you guys
Guys, don't do this to me man. I told you that this is like my fucking green goblin mask
I can't do it. I'm not strong enough to fight this on my own right game
You guys are gonna come in here like pressuring fucking apex pro shit me peanut and drag
It's gonna I listen. I'm good. It's gonna
It's I can't deal with this man
You know, I love apex man copy picture so great
Oh my god, yo today's stream sponsored by caffeine, okay
We'll do a caffeine giveaway someday a pillow man. Thank you for the 3-8 Nick drag
Gimme a local Albert MMG
Died even the primate kick kick by a k a goop leave it by Hollywood
Thank you black life. Thank you Marco M. F. Good ecliptic crib court. Thank you, man
All right, um jet
I'm gonna play a solo and then we'll figure out what the fuck we're doing, okay
No marathon no marathon today don't talk about marathon
Marathon's ass the game is not good man. I don't see what you see. What do you see?
What do you see?
I'm not seeing it man. I don't see the vision
But I would that be the same I do I want you guys to have fun, man
If you're having fun, I love that for you man have fun, but stop pressure me to play it
I played it for 12 hours day one
All right, I came out the other side just not in love with the man. Okay. That's it. That's he
That's he that's he that's he
Not you okay got a little rent stash a little vent stash not bad a
a little tabby yeah you know we're not doing that bad
I'm not doing as bad as I thought we were anyway
we could be doing better
life could be better you know what I mean
you
you
you
you
you
You know, Chad's on me, Chad's on me, I can't lie, my bad.
Let's trigger Nate and extract today for good measure.
grenade and extract today for goodness. That's the type of
sheet. But if you've got the guts in the guns, there's
plenty of good loot for the taking. Alright, let me know.
Order date is one real slow. Let's get the grease on the
wheels, baby.
No, you don't just stop there.
No.
Dude, at one point I thought I was not going to have a single gun that I could play with.
Yo, do my snap hooks go like a lot?
What I don't why do I go so far when I snap look
Something that raw play marathon. No
Did you need to be 84 months man appreciate you bro. I know 86
A couple big ones man Danny from Florida. What up, man? Where you at, Florida, man?
hutch's burger delivered to the wrong I'm not strong enough I please you guys
start slow today man yeah we have to start slow today
it's fucking cheeseburger and those are the wrong house and then he's he's six
foot eight wandering around in the wild
talking about he's trying to find his
cheeseburger okay in the most important
detail of all it's the fact that this
dude is literally on that
I
Don't know how you make that one up. I mean genuinely
All right, so they're definitely doing that shit my team in tower or a guy in tower
He kill himself!
There's that picture!
You ready to let it to his mother?
I'll do it. I'll do it.
Last night was very funny, bro.
I'm, um...
I'm happy you guys are enjoying it.
I'm happy you guys are enjoying it.
I'm happy you guys are enjoying it, Ben.
I can't believe that little crew that we got.
The me, the me, Pee and Putch thing.
I can't believe it.
Okay, we gotta be careful who we piss off because sometimes when I shoot like a couple of solos playing together like that, they just like...
They're like, yeah?
Now we're coming!
Oh, where was that?
Yeah, here we go.
I think it's a feral frequent.
Yeah, he sounds free.
I
That'll happen
it's too early for this way too early for this I mean game one is fucking criminal
hey like we just started hold on that
I don't know if you use the freeload out.
There's a lot for a long time, hasn't it?
There's the bleed out.
I mean, guys...
Holy shit, huh? Game one
Numero uno
I love I love this gun though man. It's just so far. I wonder where you bled out
That's a very early bingo like it's almost too early to even play bingo I don't want to play bingo right now I
I wasn't ready for bingo. I don't remember ever saying hey
You know let's play bingo
Is it free kid it's a barrel freak there should be oh needed that though
I think the odds are that guy with strings have been through, or is he just like, oh.
Now hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, this is gonna be, you see this guy right here
left. Yeah, guy. I murdered him because he was screaming the N word. Okay, I did that
for humanity. Now it's your turn. Pick me up for humanity. And we, and we ride together,
die together. You and me, baby. Come on. I did one. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Well, that did this guy. This guy was screaming
the end word so I murdered him and then this guy murdered me which is fair
twirl-toop um and then I killed him for humanity he raised me for humanity
what are you gonna do for humanity
fuck oh come on man no way that's so fucked up man it's about you met
Oh, fuck, I'm early!
Are you about to lose this?
Yes!
Holy shit, that was close.
Well, the best is a little much.
Is it good win?
Well, that'll happen.
I'm still the best.
No, no, that works.
That's not how that works.
Alright, fuck you, faggots.
Thanks.
Well, okay guys, we're playing bingo early today
It is a very early day of bingo
Well chat, let's look at our cards. Does anybody here today have the n-word and the f-word and a betrayal on
Their bingo card to start the Friday off
I'm gonna get the fuck out of here while he does business on the line.
I'm just gonna take a little fucking trip.
Nooooo.
That guy didn't have one.
Oh, thanks for calling, mister.
I'm out of here.
See you by the window.
route runner I'm fucking different I've always been different bro like my parents
told me I was different my teachers told me I was different my coaches told me I
was different I've always been different bro just come from a different
off. You know what I mean? A different type of breed of an animal, really.
Special doesn't even do it. It's so different, you know? My teachers just say,
Nick, you're extraordinary. I say, I don't even know how to spell that, but I
Appreciate you game
By the left everybody's face with it you
Got you guys you who you gonna be in this life. She's got to ask yourself
And I gave that guy a chance to do something good for humanity, and he murdered two of
us and called us the f-word.
When I'm telling you today, it might be absolutely generationally chocked.
I'm not exaggerating.
I think we're in for a fucking gripper.
You know what I mean?
Like a good grip.
Fuck, man.
Wow.
Wow!
Ahem!
Yeah, like a death grip, right?
Right, we're gonna get fucking just...
Kenny, Chrisman, drop a 10. Knock, knock.
Are you winning, son?
No.
No. Nope.
Didn't win this one.
Got a couple kills, though.
Tried to take a dub for humanity.
Got ratted by a stream sniper,
Uh, N word and then F word. Back to back.
Oh, hold on.
Uh-oh, I'll be right over here.
Yo, you friendly?
Yeah, y'all leaving?
Yeah.
Kinda with you?
Is there... not my hat?
Hey, dude.
Fuck, I missed the train, huh?
I didn't know what to do, I... I... I panicked.
Okay. Like you do.
I
Just waiting for your calling ass. Okay, touch. I'm coming tell him I said that we already won a game of bingo over here
Got all the letters
Yeah, got all the infinity stones tell him game one. Oh, he knows okay bingo. Yeah. Oh, he's no whoa
Oh my bad hutch
Nobody told me you're watching this long. He yelled bingo for you
Like you do like you do
Like you do. Oh my god everybody's in this discord. Oh wait, what's going on?
it's like you weren't allowed to you weren't allowed to buy alcohol but you
should have bar and drink it hey hey boys hey bear and hey hey how's the games
been good really really good I think me and taxi I think we died literally once
in the last like eight hours you died twice this stream yeah that's pretty good
and it one was to a rucketeer yeah yeah yeah yeah the rocket here was there
well the thing is is a which they always say that your chat and the people
around you are a reflection of who you are so what I'm confused about is why
am I getting all the races today
uh yeah why it should be for you okay they're not for me you can't
it was a bad bro brother we won we won the game of bingo in one game all five
letters what the fuck do we bingo in one game in a solo man I didn't do that
yeah yeah that's crazy that's a little free that'll do it and lucky get lucky
Yo, how'd you sleep much? Did you get some good rest?
Stuck between a rock you want it in a hard place
Name that game name that game name that game three. Yo, why are we on apex?
because
He he rolled the ball out there these guys bro explain these guys the night we had
Okay, I can't yo hold on first of all before we even get to that
Yeah, Danny
How it this guy peanut is fucking good at apex man. No, it's not. No, it's not
Everyone's saying taxi he was good dude
I played with him because I played with him a decent amount like last year like every day
I don't know what I did nothing. I know I don't go in and instantly died. That's fine. I don't know what happened
maybe someone took over the system, but
Whoever I was playing with last night
Then he dropped a 4,500 fucking game.
Yeah, but I heard you were in Gold II and like hadn't the season been out for a while?
Yeah, and he had 200,000 viewers and they're all stream snipers.
You know? I mean, what do you want?
Okay, but stream snipers and apics are pretty easy. You just fold them.
Yeah, no way. No way. You know? I mean, not me.
How many drinks were you in?
I had a drink.
Exactly
Yeah, this motherfucker used to have it like six booters a night, you know
No, he was real you understand
I was surprised I have to watch that water one you do
Okay, they buffed octane yeah, but I heard the nerf them again
No, well, I don't know about the nerf, but this fucking character has like nine pads
Adds million stems back-to-back super bounce. Do you this guy peanuts flying around like you, man?
Everyone else trying to shoot you that game of ranked and he got clipped and you're just moving around in the middle of all
Airbending everywhere. It's like that
You remember that I got watch and maybe I gotta watch this dude. I'm telling you man. I'm not tripping
This guy right right thing peanuts actually good see
wait so I mean we played it we had a backup backup yeah yeah but that was crazy
you're right fucking you take little fucking little guys opinion over over
over me oh draft yeah what's up bro you think I'm lying to you but no no but
like you you're a peanut glaze that's that guy again tells me how it is like
No, no, I tell him he's a piece of shit every day, but if he's playing good in Apex, he's playing good.
I tell him he sucks in the fucking hardwares every fucking day, and he does.
There's a little glimpse of what he's doing.
There's no debating if he sucks or not.
He runs it down.
Yeah, he runs it down in every game he plays, but Apex is hard.
Apex still gab is crazy.
There's no way he would think good.
I refuse to believe it.
I felt like a duck without feet on Apex last night.
Yeah, you know, it's great.
This guy hutch orders a fucking cheeseburger.
You don't even understand.
There we go.
We all tried to McDonald's new burger.
Was it good?
Yeah, it was all right.
But I had just had a, what burger that order?
She got me a burger.
Literally an hour, a smash burger an hour before us.
I was burgering out.
I would never forget that.
Yeah.
It was all right.
You fuck that thing.
You're right.
This guy hutch orders a burger.
It goes to the wrong house.
He's, he's, he already popped daddy.
He's going around at fucking 2 a.m.
To different porches, trying to find his bag of food.
Yeah, I would have called the cops.
Could you imagine seeing a six foot eight,
three hundred and eighty pound fucking human
looking for a burger on meth, by the way.
Yeah, yeah.
At 2 a.m., dude, we were crying, man.
It was the funniest night ever,
by the fucking day.
Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
I would have called the cops, I would have called the cops
I don't know if I would have called the cops, like bro, if you show up in my door late
night, I didn't know you, oh my god man, like I'm not just gonna shoot you, but yeah, yeah,
we're giving it a little yell, where the fuck are you, have you seen my big heart?
I know you have it in there.
Alright, I watched the last game, everyone's.
No, just watch the one where you drive 4500 days, it's insane.
The last game was pretty crazy because you had a craper.
Alright boys, good luck the rest of your day.
I love you both.
I am off.
I'm going to do a golf at like 2.
So you want to take my spot at like 2?
Yeah, yeah, okay. Yep. It's in an hour. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So, wait, taxi, you're dressing
an hour then? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Sounds good to me. Wait, it's going to go. Yes, I'm
going to play with Nick. We already have plans. Oh, okay. That works. Yeah, I thought
I was showing us. That's why I was saying that. Okay, that works. Oh, yeah. Then
when you leave. Taxi. Oh, okay. Okay.
Yeah, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend.
Bitch. Bitch. Yeah, fuck with me. If you wanted to, these expensive.
Be careful, make sure you're well equipped to evolve back up.
If you do try to take it on.
Let's run!
Well, there fits that because you do like you should.
Like you should. Like you should.
There's one of those.
You gotta get him going then.
Yeah.
It's only right.
T, in my brain it makes sense that we all break off in twos instead of you being by yourself.
But I'll be the bad guy.
bad guy I truly though like I I don't care how it would go it's all good in the
future yeah so those I would just prefer you know not getting called the
inward and not having someone to shoot a man one that is a crazy start to the
day bro it's not fucking let's get some food before Pia gets in here huh come
come on
we really need it
dude last night was so bad
like i know it was so funny
it was a funny night
you are hilarious man
you understand
you're really not a kid how funny you are dude
i've never
like this is like
i don't even know how to explain
i just can't
that's good
Yeah, man.
Nice straight. Nice straight.
Oh, yeah.
Fucking kill me.
I'm typing it. I'm writing it down.
Don't say it, yeah.
Yeah, cross-saturday.
Feel Saturday? Fuckin' I-
I think they're in. I think they're in. Hold on, hold on a minute.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree.
There you go.
Okay, okay. I like what I'm hearing.
Tell you what.
I don't want to die in three seconds, so I'm going to go far.
far it's about
Yeah, cross behind this
They should get her right now the shots, okay?
I'm going to try to get closer, sounds like might be coming up from behind us, yeah maybe
I don't know.
I got two teenage for this guy, I don't know where he went, he should still be there,
there's no one for him to go, I thought he was a ledge maybe, he did drop, he did
drop.
We're gonna kill this guy. They're fucking good. They're down. They're rising
I think nothing coming down
I don't see him, baby. Fuck. I think he got him up. Yeah, he did for sure. They're tough
So they have toros they have toros I can't play close no I'm gonna go back
I
Go back height I'm gonna get control of this if I don't hear this loot
I thought you right up there. Yeah. Yeah. No, no
Oh nice nice. Shoot your left, shoot your left kill.
Come on. Right on the left side.
Look there.
Shelly.
Clear.
Clear.
I'm on the left side. Yeah, I don't have any angle on it now.
Don't push up too far. These guys are weird.
We got aspirin and shit.
Cracked right again.
Left is here.
Yeah, I know. I'm going to use this.
A good spot for me.
They mine under me.
One just dropped, one was knocked, just dropped down to the bottom.
That'd be multiple under.
It's so many.
It's a lot more than we think.
Grab this guy's loot, okay?
Give me a sec.
Yeah, do it.
Parable made.
I'm gonna go and throw this behind.
We have a lot of group potential here.
I guess.
The team that we knocked is good.
Yeah. They're the ones that just re-cracked to the right.
I got Toro Bluechoke for you.
I got team underneath for sure.
Yeah, they're fighting still.
I'm on my mark!
Hit him once!
I
Jolting
All right, all we got to be careful of is like a snapbook play
Other teams back up
I'm watching your
I
Still over there
Under me you're under me spread it
They come up. Let me know I'm looking at it to get ready come up. Yeah, come up staring at it. Yeah, I'm doing it
the other guy underneath me
I'm living coming up where I don't know I sure meant a zip somewhere okay we can't
hit your zip you can hit mine coming up my zip one floor below me yeah right
under me as well right right under me as well the solo period I don't have a
mine gotta play me all right I could drop down and kill this guy I don't think
it's worth we have two teams yeah I think those teams are gonna shoot each
other from across there's a gamble I'm man
right under me shooting across yeah shoot each other right now
Welcome below me as a arrow
No minds a mind
You want this heck of boys you try to leave
Way on you no
I have no more angle on that guy over there.
Coming over to you. I have a mind. Oh my gosh. I haven't looked at you like five minutes. I have a mind
I see the guy below you. I can get an angle. I can kill this guy
Yeah, got it.
Bracken.
Want me to drop on him?
I'll blow you.
Let me fucking hit him real quick.
Yeah.
He's really focused on me, he's on this pillar, his teammate is calling me on the far left side.
You know where you can drop? On this. On this, on this.
I'm ready.
Let me hit him once, I'm hitting him once.
Can't see him.
Not his baby.
I got a goat.
I'm fucking bad.
Wait, I hear steps.
I hear you.
I see you.
I'm looking for the guy down.
He could be fucking anywhere.
I'm looking for the guy down.
Oh yeah the guy you knocked.
There's a body right here.
I've got greater. There. My flight control.
Hmm. Maybe.
Yo, any renegade on you?
From all sides?
Fucking renegade on you?
Damn, started to become a believer, bro.
I hear you take this.
Take this.
Thank you, good sir.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, good sir.
Yes, sir, sir.
I bet there's so many bodies crawling.
So many.
Yeah, so that good team that we knocked prior?
They snap hooked wall and then ran I knocked one but they got a full reset
shot me from far as they were running to that corner hatch I think they got out
of dodge
okay I don't know Jats asking if he's not gonna trial run early stream today if
that'd be dope if he did but I don't think he's going to is it I didn't we
We didn't talk about it anymore.
Did we?
I mean, he said he wants to see if he does it today.
I'll be in them.
Yeah.
I think he likes our little crew.
You know, he wants to.
I think he hates when we get up early.
Well, also, it's just like that deep in the night, bro.
It's like, bro, I love you.
But, uh, dude, you got to fully dedicate your entire schedule to do that consistently.
You do.
Or it just bugs you up.
Like today, I woke up so late, man.
Bro, I woke up.
Oh, my God.
I woke up.
I mean, I did take fucking an Adderall at 11 o'clock, but I woke up today and I
was like, where am I?
Where am I?
Who are these people?
Also, I have an extra tip as BP for you if you don't have it already.
I got your BP farm with the boys
These motherfuckers I know see in taxi or live
There's a very good levels to this shit
You know there's like us you put us up against those two we're gonna hold our fucking own right for sure
Like if it's a core PVP us versus you we all have teenage we all have our guns
Well, we're gonna hold our own right but when it comes to knowledge and when it comes to just map
Mobility and everything about our graders. They're just I got you I got you if we all sat down
To take a test on what we know about the game
You and I would get a C and they would get eight
Okay, you would play get a B and I I would get I would get it
PE class and then we go to PE class and we hold our own fuck. Yeah, we dodge ball
champion
Yeah
Little kickball fucking yeah, I told Jimmy gets laid the fuck out. Yeah, but then we're still going we're going
You're still going and then they bring out the marbles, and it's just over
We have no chance
And bring out musical chairs
Yeah, dude, they're just do they're just they're good. I don't know. They're just crazy, man
You didn't loot the guy on 3rd. Eh, fuck that guy.
Fuck him.
Now we're playing already, I have a feeling we're gonna do nothing but win.
Come on, gang.
Come on, gangie.
Pete, we've been asking for private servers since the war.
We plan on doing some more really cool stuff.
but we don't want to affect the entire game and
oh, can you believe it? We asked for that private stuff
Well, how long ago was that now? Two and a half months?
Oh, did you?
I didn't even know that
Yes, during the war, so the day before the war happened
I won't, to be clear, I don't talk
I've never spoken to anybody in Denmark about anything at all
and I'm pretty sure they hate me and I'm okay with that
but
I guarantee you they've hated me more in the last
I can't beat up probably for what we've been saying, but yeah, it gives that.
Yeah.
That's not a competition or anything, you know?
Yeah, that was the one thing that we asked for was those private servers.
Being able to, I understand it's hard to have those community servers or whatever,
but you know, any cool stuff we can have.
Imagine loading that bitch up on, on, on right here.
The wall.
Oh, they're good, bro.
No, I almost fucking put my wall down.
Yeah, if I kill this guy, though.
It doesn't matter if nothing's ahead of you.
Yeah, hold on, boys, hold on, boys, hold on, boys, hold on.
Wait, if I, if I sing you a song.
If I, it's me.
It's me, it's me and Hutch.
It's me and Hutch.
Boys.
No, it's okay.
He's not even stream sniping either.
I didn't say you,
Hold on, I didn't say you were StreamSniper!
No, I didn't!
Hold on, I didn't say that!
That's not it.
I swear,
on my life, I did not
I did not say you were StreamSniper.
I appreciate you, man. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Do you guys have an extra?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, please.
Come on, man.
I fucking almost got my wall up, bro. I almost got it up.
I fucking
Feel like they're starting to do their job a little bit. I'm not sure though
I got one I got one kit back in the last six months
Okay, never mind maybe they're not doing their job
I think when you run into a more you get less unless you need to eat food
You get a spare part of a guy just right behind you.
You got a place for it.
Farn and Rhine! I remember that shit.
These are boys and tits.
I love it. I love it. I love it.
Yeah, yeah, bro. Geez, shit.
They said I got the captain.
Hey, we'll take our waltz, man. Come on, dawg.
Yep.
It's very rare for us. Very rare.
Yeah, but then I didn't even see who I died to that's got laced the fuck up and like a new shoe
Okay, okay
And then I went behind cover maybe the hair on the top of my head was showing
Well, I came out with a friend and a rent
I think the Torah or something else. Maybe I don't know
I
See taxi in our discord you see what play is Denny already off
Well, then he's already off
He got off quick man. Yeah
Yeah, to the thing about the reset man. Sure. Sir. Just better DG Nathan to tan yo Hugh Murray. What up, man?
Thank you for the hundred. I don't know what happened when you did that
But I love you. Thank you if we can we hit it again. I gotta give me yeah, man
But a fucking take the house down with this one
Play that again for me real quick
I
Appreciate you
Legendary legendary
100 man. Thank you, bro. He's doing here man. My bad. I'm sorry. We're fighting in the big building that thing man
We're fighting in the big building. I had a lock in real quick. Oh
We
All right, we just got to keep on getting raised like that man. I should add a little thing to my inventory right there right there right there
I need stims
You've come to the right place
Taxes in here by the way, let me invite them. Yeah, you currently watching peanuts Vod. Okay. Okay
I
Like that shit I guarantee it
I guarantee it was an apex big dog as well
Yeah, I don't really know his whole story, but yeah, I know he's from apex and he played a lot of that shit
And he was very good. I
Don't know
I don't know if he played pro. I don't I don't remember any of that
Pino was
Activision sucks.
If you don't change this shit right now...
I'm gonna crash out.
And it's early, man. It's really early.
Did I not just make?
I didn't.
It's too loud.
It's just nice.
I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
Okay, what I said my dad today now, uh peanut said
Animationship yeah, yeah, so I was I love by the way. I love it. I fucking love it. Oh, I saw this one and it cracked me up
Hey, UwU, thanks so so very much for gifting five subbywubby subs to the N-tham.
Nikki Merks really appreciates you so very much, Yulu.
Hey, bud, I was...
Attention all leaders, we've got confirmed reports of a harvester nearby.
I mean, the boys are too slow, so be on your guard.
Just go in and get them.
That little peanuts funny and shit.
I like it when he calls you bad.
Hey, Lou.
Thanks for so very much, E.L.
Thanks for the lovely subs to the FM.
Make the marks really appreciate you so very much, E.L.
Oh my God, man.
Who would have thought a little fucking peanut that'd be?
Right.
Uh, Tiger Jones, they even bought you at the man plumber,
They give it to Bob her anything with the Bob saucy with a lot of activity, but Jeff we stop
No subby Wobbies bro
Where am I going fuck I am
I remember when we were kids, they came out with all that shit.
The chipego, Felicia, Felicia, Felicia, David,
Milico, the, the, the, the, the, the color hose, man.
They were popping up every other month.
Right.
And then, I don't know, I guess they just did all the flavors.
I don't know, now it's like weird shit.
It's like pickle, and this had the other.
No way.
I love my pickle stuff.
I do love pickle stuff, man.
Yeah.
Uh, I'm dead.
Okay, get you maybe maybe man
Yeah, wait hold hold hold. Okay. Tell them to hold tell them to hold tell them to hold
I call it peace I call it peace
Appreciate you
We're running into some friendly motherfuckers this morning. No way. I appreciate you guys
Thank you, dude. Thank you. Thank you
All right. Well, I mean look we got we were decision to make do we do we team up and do we do we do some crazy shit?
Or do we just dip out?
We want to do we go I say we go hold the tower will hold front lobby you guys hold elbow
And we just massacred the lobby down
Let's get it
Holy shit, man, we're really
Yo, I was gonna kill it. I was gonna kill both
I cracked the one in the back and hit the one in the front
I had two teenage going in but you said hold okay all right all right let the record show
I'm just gonna say that guy with the tempest didn't miss that guy was up to these they were they were just ready
They were prepared you guys are a little bit ahead of me
How to get my walls
I'm going to wear this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Red, and blue.
Red and blue.
I follow, I follow, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A lot of fights in front.
Here you are a little bit ahead of me.
Yep.
It's like pausing, pausing, yeah.
Yeah, pausing, yeah.
Camera.
Is it up top?
Oh, there it is.
What do you see, what do you see?
I don't see nothing.
It's up top, it's up top, it's up top.
Oh, we are going to sound like a fucking stampede coming up this thing.
Yeah, we are.
Yeah, right here.
Turn around and talk it.
Right, one heart.
Okay.
Nice.
That guy was absolutely destroying me.
Is that it? Sit up boy? Yeah.
Appreciate it. I love it.
I wonder where the other guy went.
I don't know what's happening right now, but I'm just gonna let it ride.
I
Got to all for you
No, okay, you should keep those just give you that's
On week maybe I heard that yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right good good. Okay awareness
Yeah, I say we just hold front lobby. Let's stay up there.
Bro, I just fucking hate the Toro, man. I'm so bad with it.
I'm the worst ever with the Toro, man. I don't know why.
Oh, shit.
Okay, guys.
Yeah.
Front lobby, bro.
Are we all dead?
Uh, you mean?
And the one is?
I think we're all dead.
Yeah, I'm getting full.
Shit!
Well, boys, we have two more upstairs, man.
Let's just be friends.
Let's be friends.
Well, we have two more upstairs.
They're going to come down.
Damn.
Well, there's a whole team with so many teammates.
win so many teammates too man so many
teammates holy fuck what the fuck did I
yeah teammates dude I didn't hear the
BBB they just blew up in my face I'd
never heard the beat
well J.J.
great fight great fucking fight
live by him die by him
There it is.
There it is.
Made by the short.
Ah, by the short.
Fuck, man.
Shit.
Well, GG's those guys.
It's fun while it lasted.
We are running into some nice people right now.
I can't lie.
Yeah, bro, it's crazy.
I kind of like it.
This was not how I saw it.
Actually, compared to last night, everybody just wanted us dead.
Murder.
Murder and death was all last night.
It's great.
death I think my favorite one when those youngsters killed us on blue gate oh my
yeah yeah we just said morning
actually youngsters killed us on a big day and they were like is that peanut
you could hear them in peanuts like oh my god in the background yeah yeah do
Did that crack me up?
Damn it man.
That's a bunch of rough one there.
He gave him gun parts.
Exactly.
You know ID boys.
Did you play EPIC's incident?
I only played two games.
I need advanced components.
I need advanced components.
If you guys have any.
that's a big the mechanical ones yes it's a big ass i got i got a i i that that i'm all out of those
okay unfortunately boss okay i need those two fuck man
i have eight guns out to recycle them i know even if that's the problem to recycle them
You need it for your range? Yeah, your red van, your tempi, like if you're healing them.
Yeah, all blues and and purples and you're repairing them without creating more.
You should probably keep them. If you only have seven, you shouldn't bring them in.
I appreciate you though. I was love. I was love right there. I appreciate it.
Oh shit. I almost forgot Joltz. I got Joltz, I got walls.
They changed that? No, but it does feel like it's more expensive to heal your guns or something.
I don't know. I broke down one of those little shock grenades.
And I think they changed everything.
Yeah.
Bro, I have no money.
The stash of guns that I have, they're all broken, low-dur.
And it's, I don't have any way to heal them.
It's very close to bad for me.
Very close.
We have to win this one.
Let's win this raid.
Or let's win this raid.
Chad, I'm gonna go PB.
Bye, Batka.
I love you, bitch.
I love you, bitch.
God, I don't even bother getting there, man.
Tagging Jones.
Same names, Pat, what up, bro?
You know the crap you can grab,
the dreaded shots all it takes is count.
I know I don't have any more chemicals, man.
So chemicals you use for teammates,
you use for the shots, the shields, and ammo.
And I've craft so much goddamn ammo
that I don't have any more chemicals, man.
And I went to Celeste, I used all my seeds,
and now I'm fucked.
All right, I gotta pee.
Peer me.
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Yeah
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No, you know be a ready dog. You know big how many apex wins you dropped piano last night
We definitely had a lot of good, but that's golden shit. You know here go ahead. I don't know
No, my god, we'll mention Michael. How many do we have in the wheel?
Don't we have a lot of we got to get all these guys going man
And we have like maybe three or four different sets of wheels so many there's not so how many
We have a leather in the wheel that's fucking three wheels or four wheels
It's four wheels not that many wheels
Big babies
Eddie you see you seem crying they're already crying man Nick it's so many joint
lady watch your fucking mouth hey watch your yapper hey you fucking pissing me
off right now stop that many four wheels definitely for the reset man
this shit on applesauce what is applesauce always this she put this
you put applesauce on some weird shit yeah play with him okay we got taxi in
uh hutch doesn't my lover man niggas pissed off i've never seen that before
it still says you ain't ready that's what you look like well now now i am ready but i wasn't
before okay got it yeah hutch he doesn't move bullshit bro so he can like be in his thing while
while he's cute he's crazy this is that a plus you return the a plus you were talking about
Yeah, I'm not making fun of you. I'm saying it's a comment. That's not I have a
Coming at you like that. Um, that's right
Who was peanut
Yeah, exactly in apex exactly, bro. I don't know
Who the fuck is this guy?
No
People are saying he used to like rogue and him used to play but the only people rogue plays with it's like
dry and I don't know the lore I truly don't know it I don't know peanut
lore that's it's so crazy I know I know he was fucking good right you watch
I don't know, like he could play.
He's tracking, but his PK, his flakes are really good.
Yeah.
Octane and shit, fucking, going crazy, stimming around.
Yeah, no, like he was just like, moving super fluidly.
Like, he was, I don't know, like...
He was tap strafing around and shit like...
He was doing like the little counter strike jiggle, air strafing.
Yeah.
I don't know what that means, but yeah.
Yeah, yeah, well, it's like, it's something you do when you be hot.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's advanced tech.
Advanced tech.
Look at that.
Y'all gotta cut through this wind right now.
I can't lie.
Like the speed at which I got to this tunnel.
It's pretty impressive.
Let's talk about tech.
Talking about these nuts.
Talking about this dick.
Got him.
Mmm, lovely.
Damn!
It looks like it hurt.
Anyone want a Tempest VP?
I'm just gonna air drop it.
hey boys what look what I got I thought you were about to just say a snap of
BP now doesn't come on this lecture my medical I'm not allowed to give it to me
I think she's parking that shit no no I I have it I have all three okay I'll
You're flipping a coin though
Up your ass
So I'm on the left I think
All the way down. I just that's fucking good. I think he's okay. Okay. Okay, I'd oh shit
I died. Oh my god.
Here we are.
Now there's fucking bomb!
What the hell is going on?
I'm right in the city life.
There's people in here.
Yes.
Oh, fuck behind me!
Where?
Place X, place X.
One dead.
Place one!
Here he comes.
you got him you got him you got him i'm saying
well much in gone
three down this whole thing for the team
on me on me
nice touch
i see just who's happening
holy fuck
on me
with your neck
more people more people
i think about it
I'm healing. Yeah, I'm sorry. We have to put walls and shit
Okay
We can cut I can't move man
boys my minds and minds and walls again okay yeah
putting your mind up another one just ran to cut I'm gonna put a mind like right
here I need it I need to fucking do the
body this time over here underneath stairs yeah come come come come here
here I'm gonna just let me do this there's a bunch of bodies here I got a
vent for you I hear they're directly above me right here yeah yeah never mind
I'll still under.
I'm there.
Give me a second. I'm moving too high. You should come and move this body of me.
Here he is.
Fiber bulls.
Take this down.
I'm moving. I'm moving. I'm moving. I'm moving.
I'm dropping sensors.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got the shield like, uh, put on a body so someone just rendered.
The team probably staircase.
Damn, cracky.
I'm gonna push up this there cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut you can't
over there it would be nice to take there's
I'm going to get there. Two are dead.
We're all with them.
We are up as well. Up to you.
Stay in that book. Stay in that book. I don't know if that's our Jills. That's us.
Alright, I'm sure. Where? Up here or no?
It should be.
Come on. Good need. Very good need.
Going. You guys are literally on one.
Down the stairs. All the way down.
Seeming.
Don't see anything.
Under stairs.
What the fuck is this?
Maybe we go hide in this?
I thought, no, they just ran out.
Let's go, turn around, turn around, there's another team behind us, Scott.
What the fuck is that?
Are we slow? I thought we were pretty quick, damn.
We were very quick. That's a crazy fallback.
Mine. Long haul. They are, it's long haul.
Going quick.
I'm looking, Sips.
In room, right room.
Yeah.
You have a mind behind you.
Kind of bad.
If they need that, you're shocked.
Yeah, you're alone.
Nice. Good opening. Going.
Outside, outside.
Two outside. Left and right. Left and right when they walk out.
I'm stimming.
In him.
I'm going.
Okay.
On dead?
Still behind turret?
Got that.
I should not stay.
On my wall, on my wall.
Where we came in from, where we came in from?
Right here, coming in the way hatch got an opening.
Get out of the body.
They're teaming, they're teaming.
Four man, four man, by seven.
Like that
Watch it see this watch you snap hook up
Yeah, I can
I missed it
You guys
Come on upstairs upstairs one upstairs one upstairs
We know you went out there
Okay, I think it's like
In the tunnel in the tunnel
one HP I want one
pushing
yeah nice
got you got you got you
bye bye bye
bye there's one game problem
I'm getting pins
I'm gonna block off the catwalk
Ways to be on one
No mine on capital, but I'm I'm welding holy
I'm trouble trouble
I under says
They're already like goop room to like under
Okay
They buy something. Oh, yeah. Yeah, buddy's in there
Okay, you're saying
Everybody I loot says anvils man
Mealing that
Who came here? Yeah, I'm steps on steps
One by Sips, close, close Sips and... Under stairs.
Under stairs yeah.
We're gonna...
Snipe the guy.
Yeah, go go go.
That's...
Other guy's Sips.
Other guy's Sips.
I think someone's under. I think someone's coming from the garage. Careful.
Sucking.
Come to me, Nick.
I can be one second.
Anything of value.
Fucking great.
Anything of value fucking great
He said it's all good
Go back to your family now. Yo, yo, yo huge one huge one
Yeah
play I need extra blue shield if you see me yeah something good
yeah holy shit my shields oh I do have that actually yeah guys keep this taxi I
need more shotgun ammo man fuck I'll pick up jumping stems shotgun ammo me nine
I'm doing shield my shield
dropping out three sensors dude I'm getting out group by the keyboard guys so
bad I'm getting out group Tom I'm different no the guy down on the thing
I'll put 28 turn my shotgun here the guy don't say so the freaking I don't
need these big fruits I'll be honest with you I have an anvil and I have a
toro for that's all I have right now say walla walla I don't know what that means
walla Habibi walla Habibi this way perfect blue hole oh no no no no yeah
long alone are they creeping yes there's rendered oh shit this place
block off I'm taking that wall yeah I don't see them close there's a renegade on
the ground right here who's this were they upstairs with us I dropped that
nope no no no looting bodies where the fuck are they living bodies I think they
were upstairs with us well maybe they took down the wall
oh wait that hit no right yeah I mean the looting but it's definitely not
enough enough much okay
that audio is crazy we got you could be down out here in a weird way yeah we
didn't know anybody boy they call me like litch to that fucking weird glitch
Yeah, but they're on them. They're not on them.
They're on base. They're blind.
Going back.
They're still on the right.
Two dead.
We've killed so many people, but we've got so little in return.
I know.
I know.
It's one of those games.
Everybody's four.
Yeah.
Anybody have an extra blue shield I can swap to?
No.
Two of them.
Okay.
It's all good.
I
Got agreed to get bad
You left a van on a body
There's so many
You got that one I didn't I didn't get it
I need to go get a fried motherboard
wait there was one there was one in the in these up here hutch
up there yeah I think I'll find it
it's white speed white speed white speed danger
yeah
oh my god thank you thank you
more maybe
how is he in here fuck you bitch wait no no Nick how is he in here
I don't know. No, no, he wasn't in here. I opened it and then quickly spread it out from somewhere. I don't know
Well, I scared me
Yeah, that was close. Yeah, I that was it. Was he was he finning you? Yeah, I started it
Yeah, I
Couldn't see any part of his body. I just shot he was winding up, baby. That's so funny
I can't be a hero by your eyes.
I thought for sure I was dead.
I can't be a hero by your eyes.
Taxi was like a fucking angel.
I need a bunch of crew.
Hopefully it's survival on the FNAMO and shit.
So we'll make our leave after this.
That was you yesterday, though, Nick.
True, true.
Stack cross.
Comes around, goes around.
Comes around, goes around.
Oh yeah, I owe you. I owe you.
You want a tempest next game?
That's close.
That is tech.
Just keep doing what you just did for me right there.
That cat.
I love you forever.
That cat?
I think it's cat.
That sounds hell of a...
I'm gonna grab my ammo back.
It's burning, it's burning.
Is that one of us?
Me, me, me, me.
It's more of a line there.
They're under.
They might come in.
Yeah, they're coming in now.
Coming in.
That's fun.
See you.
I don't want.
I don't want to hear.
Down there.
Nice.
Yeah, they're coming in now. Coming in, that's fun.
See you.
I killed one.
Another one here.
Nice.
Dead.
Nice.
I'm dropping.
Yep.
It's just you two.
I'm gonna say we had, you got that.
Yeah, we're good.
He's on me.
I'm right here.
Hold that.
That
You have
An old Vinny
For the road Vinny Vinny Vinny
Vinny Johnson with a stitcher one. Let's fucking take me out back. Let's type it
My shield by the way
I'm leaving body here
Yeah, not shit bro
Hey, never mind, 204, hold on
My guy was decent
Hold on, don't kill them
204, we're out with that a little bit
204, let's guarantee the least nine
Yo, don't forget this
A lightweight stock blueprint
I don't need it, I don't need it
Don't need it. Thank you. I am
Circuitry never mind. I just don't drag
All right, I'm good
Let's
Please!
Yeah?
Yeah, I'm fine. Just shooting directly at Ark and...
...bullets going into no man's land.
Is that a good opportunity?
Or what?
Dude, I have so many blueprints.
Okay, did anybody need these? I'm gonna take them.
I have a light weight stock blueprint. I've got a puzzle break blueprint. Mark 3.
Negative.
No.
Here's a check.
No.
No, no, no, no.
Alright, you wanna get my pile? We out this bitch.
Oh someone in chat needs the light wager hold on we got to check with drag and
infinite
don't forget about rogue too yeah we added him he's a new addition new
addition to the squad there you go great great addition don't forget about
Genji Genji guy check in with her for sure
Wave you're not becoming the magnetic don't forget about the maybe summit if he ever goes back
Maybe some it
I
Drop cloth here for that. There's a Atlanta for money a rather cashments in an angle for one
Okay, I
Would it be there?
Quickly
Well, I'm gonna summit no he just don't you don't play the game right now
A lot of people like that game, yeah, I fucking hate it
You didn't say it all they're extracting yeah, let's go
I always make that joke because I'm not kidding you Nick every time we've ever like
I'll give you an example new world came out right and big new world update everybody's playing it everybody's like you know
You know thousands of people are watching so on so forth
Summit decides I'm gonna go play World of Warcraft
The same day the new world came out
I swear that's happened with every game
I
Was open they're gonna rock it here. I'm going straight in that bitch, and I'm gonna go try and kill one
Okay, if I leave y'all I apologize in advance
Good luck
Like it like
Fucking good boys sit down. I'm here. What do I do help?
I'm walking
Press the button, press the button, press the button.
Press the button.
Good button, press it.
Get in.
Don't fly away.
Let's fly away with me.
Ah!
No!
What are you guys doing?
We're living, there he left.
Okay, we, we pressed the button.
No, we pressed the button.
Oh, it's on me!
Come in, there's room.
Come, come, come.
Swedish friend sit right next to me yeah there he goes we built the triangle of
happiness yes give him oh I don't have a lot no way I have a snap hook I'm gonna
give it to you so you can bring me a fresh one and I'll bring you a power
I just take mine
Mine is already fresh
How?
Wow
Who's yours?
Where is it?
It's under Nick's ass, like a chicken egg
Oh fuck!
Oh no!
Okay!
Just type it
I kill him
Just like this
What?
Why is it closing?
Why wait why is this closing I didn't brush it dude
Taxi hold on taxi have to move go back to the spot
I'm dead
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, do we make it I think we make it
wait you do taxi I don't know
it just it went away inspired
oh my god no I'm sorry yeah I know
I thought it was maybe.
Wasn't it literally just open?
It is it. Yes.
No, Dexy, I think we make it. We make it, bro. Don't worry. We make it.
I'm already almost here. We've got three minutes. We're fine.
Now if someone else is here, just type it.
There's no hatches? Yes there is, idiot. I'll do that.
I'll spread misinformation. I've grasped all of my loot!
Where'd you drop it? Where'd you drop it?
It doesn't matter where I dropped it, it's gone!
I want a double fell.
I dropped it after you died to try and unencumber myself.
Come on, my little duckling.
Away we go. Max win.
It's not a max win.
It was.
It's a little win, it's a little win.
It's got stolen from the table right before he gasped.
It's a little win.
Oh my god 28 minutes wasted
Our whole life so many people are still parking that's all these shit
What do I do with all these shit I lost 40 K
Yeah parts my square doesn't give you as much people are though
Keep, keep, learn to consume, learn to consume, learn to consume, yeah.
I thought this motherfucker opened it, but I closed it.
I thought it was gonna turn by itself like this.
I've been fucking crazy.
Daddy got the inches going.
And start your engines!
The great war has begun.
The great war of the closed adds.
War A, they've started for less.
Hey, damn right they have.
have they've started over an argument over battlefields before that.
Get it my girl Celeste. Dude I have no seeds man. I'm so I'm so down bad
Fucking so down bad maybe springs
It cost seven seeds a fucking spring Jesus, bro
I know you're stupid
It's just a record no
Can you forget something?
Pitching all the time baby
I'm all right
Motherfucker
Yo
I ain't got no more to hide
I ain't got nothing, I hope the stars go bright
I hope that you won't feel the sound of my eyes
It's the happy thing that's going to be mine
I'm gonna try to be my lucky guy
It's as far as my life will go to my eyes
I'll try to live, and I'll be true to hope
You are the best thing ever, happy to be happy
Get above my soul, there's no more no
Get above my soul, there's no more no
Get above my soul, there's no more no
Ah, I'm looking for quarters in the fucking counter
you
you
you
you
you
You
Are you low-hp?
Yes, front door.
Is this people?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, good line.
yeah no i didn't know like i heard i thought i was two two three i might i might
corner all right i got the l of 42 they're decent they're decent they're decent
you know i think they're walking make them push us get them push us
it's a fresh raid they zipped up what's it about a patient now i have that say how the
How the fuck they make it here?
Alright, lemme keep eating my case of dill in that, y'all let me know when you need a little bit of help.
I'm taking a sip back up to hide.
I got one teammate going high and one teammate eating him.
Yeah, but I jolted killers and I jolted zipline.
They went up a small step.
Snap hook? Who was that? Snap hook?
Two steps. We're coming up somewhere in three steps.
Maybe they're going blue if I can fucking beat them.
Probably like maybe pillars. Maybe pillars.
me right here now I don't know if you don't know taxi
oh they just broke the door to bottom
back up back up back up back up we kill we kill it
Oh
We can't do this man. They drop they drop
What's up?
Taxes inside zips
here you have to put that one behind that ball
I need help man
please taxi I can't afford to fucking lose right now
not my not my
bro it's dragging the fucking idiots man
why are you guys
oh my god dude I just want to play with a team that wants to play with me
but this is we don't care I'm gonna crash out
I'm gonna crash
I'm going to get next. I'm going to get next.
I got shot out of the midair.
Get out of the hatch.
Is Rack dead?
I don't know what's happening up there, but I'd say if we start flying right into the hatch.
Where's Yanu?
come down come down come down
are you not here are you?
shit right here
this is this is this
I love you bitch
I love you bitch
stop moving
talk to me
fuck where free
I mean what do you want me to come
bro I told you I said there's a team for the war
And then I'm team snap hooking up and you went up top to loot fucking blueprints
Like you're not serious. You're so unserious
And this guy's eating a quesadilla and I don't have guns
This is it for me man. It's it leave my case at the out of this
Oh man, this is serious business now, I don't have the loot to do this right now. I don't have it
God!
Chad, Dragged nothing. Whoever had the Toro, killed Hutch, and f*****g pumpys. Stop saying Dragged killed you, okay?
It didn't really. It was to be f*****g three.
Assuming it was Nico with Toro.
Where's Dragged?
I don't know where he went. There's a team on your right. Is that Dragged?
Why are they shooting me? Are they dumb?
Dragged, is this you guys? Okay, who's all here?
They were.
Oh my god, man
Taxi goes up taxi goes all the way high
To go farm blueprints hutch is the indication via and I'm on the door by myself
What kind of story is that? What am I supposed to do when they're sprinting at me? Am I frenzy
in the case at the end? This guy's all gone. What did that just prove, Taxi?
They're a team behind us.
I'm not gonna go the tax and go get him. We'll be there to help you a little bit
Yo, let's let this guy die. Let's let him die. I'm gonna watch him fucking die
Please die
Oh my god, wait what?
What the fuck?
I'm going up.
Taxi on cover.
Six meter quarter.
I'll get a case of death.
Nice. That's the way I want to go.
I
Watch your front
Yeah
You're crazy.
He's the leader.
He's the aquilac, sir.
I'll burn you, Jeff!
I'm so bad!
back in my home. Honestly guys, greats going great for all of us. Lovely.
I'll watch your shit really, do you need a rest of medical kit?
Dude, why everybody that I kill has a burletta one, and then everybody else that kills me
gets a then-rend.
Ah.
I hate everything, man.
I fucking hate everything.
Absolutely, if you die, you die.
Alright, I'm...
Attack some GGs, man.
GGs.
No problem.
I can't deal with this shit.
So, good luck, man.
I'm gonna go look for a new teammate.
You can play with him.
I'll see you at 1p-Negatown, or you come with me.
Where do I do? Sorry?
What is happening?
I can't deal with it. I can't deal with it.
Okay.
I'm out.
We got split up. We're fine.
No, no, no, no.
Because he, because he, listen, there's no apologeticness in his voice.
There's no, there's no love.
And I told him, he said, do you want teppas there?
I don't, I don't want teppas.
I want your love today.
And he's leaving me to fight three men's.
I'm getting swung by three.
He's not helping.
He's like, okay, I'm looking for a fucking Bobcat blueprint.
I can't do it, man.
I'm not doing today.
I don't have the loot for it.
I can't do it.
How about that taxi? Tell me you love him.
No, no, no, no.
I do.
You do not.
You don't play that way.
Okay.
Okay, good luck on your out.
I hope you get all the blue grits today, bro.
I need a loot.
I hope you get all the blue grits.
You never ask for them.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
Okay, what about who do we get?
There's been a lot of fun.
Do I do that?
You're a suck-time.
Time out!
One, two, three, play!
Wait!
Why is Nick Merks in the chat?
Do you want-
Wait, I thought you had a full team!
No, I have left.
I have left.
I left.
So we're looser, call me wherever you want, I don't care.
I don't care.
Call me wherever you want to.
I was literally just logging off.
Oh, okay.
Oh, shit, my bad.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
I
Okay
Chet tell tell drag I have I have two blueprints for him if he needs
And they're for free they're on the house
He just talked about it he said okay I'm gonna love you today and I tell him that okay
Or he goes, oh, how did you lose all your health?
How did you lose all your health?
I say, there's a team front, team on me.
He says, oh, okay, okay, that's okay, but they go up the zip.
He goes, okay, I'm going up the big zip.
I say, snap hook, oh my God, wait, two snap hooks.
Wait, three snap hooks.
Guys, they're taking a new team.
Hutch goes, hmm, maybe they're pillars.
And I go, yeah, maybe pillars.
We're looking at the whole time.
This guy is up on the top.
It's just not the time to go look.
It's the time.
I need my boing.
I need help.
I need help.
It's not getting it.
So go, look, go play solos.
Go play with clock.
That's how they play.
OK, good luck, man.
I don't want to play like that, man.
I don't want to play like that. I want to play for real
This this is all my wife's fault. No, it's not bro. I need help. I need help
She just said he was gonna love me.
I know, great goblet mask and other room. I know.
I can't deal with it. I can't do it.
Alright. Okay. That's fine.
I don't even fault you. The food clause is fine.
there with me and we we fucking knocked one we had another one week of course
it's the boys and I don't know that you know if they ban them all man Steven
ban them all anybody says anything negative to me I don't care you're
fucking bad see you later don't care I it's it's too early in the day to be to
be when when guys I threw out the calm that we need to have wins and wins are
just not he would he didn't want to win he wants to go up by himself and do by
himself shit so go play by yourself it's fine there's nothing wrong with
that. Play by yourself, okay. By the way, I like until I can never play with taxi again
unless he writes me a former apology, but like a formal I want like a like a two paragraph
Apology no chat GBT handwritten I
Did you not remember what I did for him?
I
I think you guys are forgetting I died for that motherfucker, man. I sacrificed all my winnings so he could get out
You know
This guy check the thing is man. Here's it. Here's the thing, okay?
There's a deep hatred for controller players for taxi
And for close but for hutch not so much like hutch is cool. You didn't mean like whatever, but there's a deep underlying
Hatred that he has like at this stain for controller guys. Okay, so I think that when I die like that
There's a little smirk going on then
Okay, and I can't I
Can't I can't do it. I can't do it
I need him to love me bro, or we can't play it's it
I need it man
I
Be my case of Dylan that you all let me know when I when you need me a little bit of help
My word
We were black below so well that'll change away
That's front door
This people yeah, yeah
Yeah
No, I didn't know like
I'll have two, two, three.
OK, so he's coming, good.
He's coming.
He's coming.
He needs to, he needs to, he needs to, he needs to,
he needs to, he needs to, he needs to, he needs to, he needs to.
He needs to, he needs to.
Nothing.
OK.
Make the push-dust.
Make the push-dust.
Make the push-dust.
So, so Hust is really not trying to do this right now.
Maybe we, maybe we shouldn't have loaded into the fucking
raid, maybe.
I don't know, I don't know.
Fresh raid.
Fresh raid, yeah.
Is that that?
Yeah.
Now
Say how the fuck they make it here look like
You'd be my case of Dylan now you all let me know when I when you need a little bit of help
Take it sit back up tight
I'm already mad! I'm already mad!
I'm mad! There he is!
Hold up, hold up!
Hold up, hold up, here we go, here we go.
I'll zip. Snap hook?
Who was that? Snap hook?
Two, two, two snaps, two snaps.
They're coming up somewhere. Three steps.
Three steps.
I mean they're going blue if I can fucking beat them.
Probably like maybe filler, maybe filler, maybe filler.
I just looked I didn't see
Right here now
I don't know you don't know that I see
It's broken door to bottom
We kill we kill we kill
And this guy
Oh, we can't lose. Oh shit. They drop they drop
Like how is taxi even weak right now, bro? I
What wait, what did he get weak to?
What's up he go lay in the wood nah nah nah nah, nah, I had that motherfucker Loki
Oh
Hush-hush low key wins that man. Damn. I said that's just that's just fucking case in the adiff. That's case in the adiff right there
Bro, we're three man, we win that fight easy man easy drop they drop
One's up, one's in door, taxi's inside zips, I'm coming.
No, I'm not, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Okay, no, let's take a little gander.
Let's take a little gander.
Let's see.
Let's see what was so important, bro.
Let's see, bro.
I hate this motherfucker, man.
Like, I have genuine hatred in my heart for taxi.
Genuine.
I thought maybe we could bring it back.
Maybe.
I was wrong.
I fucked up, man.
I tried to bring it back.
I hate him.
i i i i i i i i i i fucking hate him
okay
to even hit the little fucking smirk he has right now
fucker man
oh that'll that'll
how are you doing with me?
That's the joe, they shot all of us, nice.
Yeah, I do, I do.
Just get back in. Tony, there is not a single thing in this world that will bring you back
into a lobby with taxes.
Who was that? Snap hook? Two snaps, two snaps. They're coming up somewhere, three
three steps I mean how is this team play what is what am I looking at what how is
this team play what the fuck is he doing you hear me in his microphone
Yeah, just don't fight.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
I'm going to freak out.
It's early.
Guys, you have to meet me halfway, man.
How is this team play?
Genuinely.
Someone's got to meet me halfway in this fucking chat
box, man.
If anybody did this, well, let's just say I did this.
You would be like, where are you, Nick?
What are you doing?
As my teammates are getting murdered.
And look, you can go into solos
and just open these containers all day, man.
Why?
Kill, kill, kill.
Are we serious?
Back up, back up.
Help, help.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Oh, we can't move.
They dropped, man.
They dropped.
in the fuck
am i
okay
alright
no no alright
okay
nope i'm not i'm coming
oh my god
fuck guys
i'm coming
seriously i hate him
i fucking hate him
that was awesome
but i hate him
niggas all these dogs do
please taxi i can't afford them
no no no
right now
not my fault
not my fault
i'm just direct quoting here
not no no no no no not my fault
oh it's drag in the fucking idiots man
why are you guys
oh my god dude I just want to play with the team that wants to play with me
but this is no game here I'm gonna crash you know
hold fire! hold fire!
I can't look man. You know what? Hey, all right, let me have a little awareness here, okay?
Keep in mind if you have Amazon you can connect your Amazon. No. No.
Keep in mind if you have it. Oh, it flicked. What are you doing?
Keep in mind if you have it. Oh, it flicked.
Keep in mind if you have a dude, are you can I turn my camera on are you so for real right now?
Okay, yeah, holy shit. We're running the Amazon Prime during death cut alpha
Okay
Awareness here it is
What am I trying to say I mean I like what do we do?
My awareness is that I realized the taxis a fucking idiot
I know what I was gonna say, okay
Here we go
Can I be a little bit of a pussy some time
Yeah, sure for sure for sure. Yeah
Some people call me a man child
All right, you know
Okay
Okay
Okay a
A little bit here and there then again around the back
With that being agreed upon
That these can be true
situationally
I'd like your honor. I'd like to take that evidence
Just put it to the side for a moment because
personally, I
Don't believe that that is what we're focusing on right now
I think there's a bigger fish to fry
And I'd like the court to take a nice look at what we just watched
and
Let a motherfucker be a little emotional about his loot and
Let a motherfucker be a little emotional about what he just saw his team they do
While he was being fucking fucking
Dp'd and when I say Dp'd I don't mean nothing nice by it. I mean penetration L. Dublae
Right
That let a motherfucker be emotional, bro
Okay, cuz there's an underlying connection right now
All right between taxi and his hatred for control players
I think that you're seeing it on the main fucking state and I'm not gonna sit here
It'd be fucking gas lit into thinking that I'm wrong for what he just did and he didn't get a fucking happen man
And it can happen. I need a motherfucker to swing for a motherfucker
I need a motherfucker to fucking get my ride get my lap
That's it. It's no advanced robots, man. Yo, you want to eat a deal? Do you want to eat a deal?
Eat the fucking deal
Okay, do you miss a shot or two because you're throat and a fucking deal that your wife made
Fucking miss a shot, bro
you
you
you
you
you
You
You you you want to eat it do you eat you do I support me eating as a boy support that whole fuck
It's fine. It's fine. Did you maybe with and something and fucking?
Perform the worst I've ever seen from you. Yeah, maybe you're eating it. Yeah, you need your calories. You're sick
You're still climbing back up the mountain. I'm about that. I'm not right. I signed that
It's like a deflated whooping cushion as I'm laughing
fuck man at least you're there with me man clanging wait you know picking it up
and putting it down you know
you felt whatever you see went at it that's how I feel right now this one
was worse. That's what was worse. Yeah, you watch this fucking movie. Please. Come on man.
You give me your thoughts on the whole thing. Go ahead. Don't be nice. Don't you fucking
be nice. I had the same opinion I had whenever me and Ninja went at it, whenever me and
You go at it, whenever me and anybody goes at it.
With me and you when that went to war,
whenever we were playing with Tifu,
whenever me and Ninja went to war
when we were playing with Sim,
if you are in a trio and your two teammates die
and you are not with them,
your two teammates aren't the problem.
You, you are the person who isn't with your team.
You cannot think that you are in the right.
Period.
That's my belief, always.
You find yourself by yourself in the trio.
You are not the one in the right.
Cross the board.
Now.
I don't know why he was up on the roof,
but as we know, listen, we PE professionals, Nick.
He probably got some triangulated theory of equilibrium
and solving world hunger on that roof for all we know.
Who knows why he was up there?
Chad said a security breach.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe he's just doing something we didn't know what he was doing.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't like getting after a taxi.
I don't like getting after a taxi.
Taxis, I, you know, I don't like getting after a taxi.
I knew you were going to be nice.
I knew it.
Yeah, yeah, you know how I am, man.
Like, if it was, like, closey, or if it was Tim,
or, like, somebody who I, like, know,
like, I really know, like, you, you know, the boys,
I'm right after it.
I don't know, taxi like that.
I don't want to get on him and take it personally.
I ain't about it.
He's a good young man, and I hope we play with him
again soon.
Are you reporting taxi right now?
Oh, okay. That's good.
There you go, that last bit's important.
I mean, I don't want that.
Scan, so the reason it's going to be scamming, because he's fucking scummed and scammed
My god didn't move I just got an ozimpic ad on a video hop and an all-time love
Are you fucking like dude, that's the craziest thing I've ever seen
Why am I getting ozimpic ads?
Jack I love you too bitch drag watch that from taxes POV bro
You you never you never gonna dude you have to watch it from taxes POV you need to it's insane, dude
I
Has to be trolling
Saving all three mods for dinner time. Oh, I know you just love it. I know you love it fucking brother
That was out of all the crash outs. I had to be one of the most entertaining. I'll tell you that
It's because
Good everybody knows we can't do this right now. We can't
We don't have
Freak it all we're freaking all night here. I've been here. I've been here
I hear you. I hear you can't do it and I got hell for doing this too. I've been here
I've been here. We're gonna stay around we're turn around
I'm just happy it's you not me. I can't lie to a guva. It's always me man. It's okay
I'll fucking do
Good war
Hey, I do what I gotta do what needs to be done
Either way on the way to the hatch I found a bobcat blueprint
So all five eyes all five eyes from your boy you are a sedia you are loving
He said your clip farming he don't give a fuck if you reported him. I'm not clip farming
Well
There's a percentage of content in this for sure
But I I am it was genuinely mad
It's okay, I'm telling us and I've met I will not can never play with him again if he doesn't have a tempest for
full kit and a two paragraph apology
the handwritten as well you can think
a screenshot of it I can't I can't
nice nice now you banned all the people
over there now they over here talk your
shit fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck
yeah
Nick is trash Nick has tantrums I do
everyone I do I do I do it's everyone
I'm the terrible teammate when I'm sticking with you and he's up there
You know how this goes here we go. Hey, hey looking at chat for an hour time for me to take my break
People are crazy
People are fucking crazy
We live in a world where there's three human beings and
two of them are together
Actively calming playing together one might be in the case of Dia. It's okay. So it's fine. Damn good case of Dia
I'm good one, but the other one's not with them and
Somehow the one that's with the team is not a good teammate
That's that's just and they need to see what I did for taxi. Did they where I did pray guy?
I fucking died for him. You were there, right? I was there. I
Should have done that
I
Love this shit. I love it. It makes me laugh so hard
Taxi called us our word
On vacation I'll burn this motherfuckin' in the ground!
Maybe the Saturday!
Ugh, lord.
The load!
The load!
The load.
Good start.
Try it again.
Yeah, baby.
I can't play with them because Ninja hates me.
I can't play with Closie because Taxi's gonna hate me.
Other than that, other than that, he checked off the bat, Nick.
You decide you don't want to play with me.
I am fucked now.
Never.
Never.
I don't take this shit to bed, baby.
Oh, it's so funny, man.
Oh, it's so funny, man.
Oh, fuck, taxi!
Oh, Ninja doesn't actually hate you.
We just lose every time we fight together.
The difference.
Oh, going up, going up, wait, going up the fucking thing.
Maybe his teammate's gonna follow him?
We shoot his hip?
Maybe?
No, I think we're late.
Let's go off to the side right now.
Yeah.
The one you're on.
Yeah, I'm just wondering.
Oh, baby.
oh no oh no i don't know what's happening at my okay i'm here holy shit
i'm going fast yeah yeah they might be on headies
oh we're gonna beat them here i got left you get right you're right you're right
You went all the way down all the way down
I'm I'm I'm I said anyway
No, are we gonna get like a little headshot entry in a utero kill. No
I'm away for you
On the left for sure
Are y'all friendly?
No
No, we're not friendly
I might be able to see what's in there.
No, I can't.
You're not a friend, what are you saying?
Yeah, you know, staying up here.
Well, you know what that means, right?
What does it mean?
You're not going to fucking seal our wrath on me.
So, really, the wrath of the seven kingdoms coming down on me?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Oh, fuck.
Are you ready if that can be a show?
I'm ready.
Are you ready?
Oh, fuck.
I might have to say it.
I'm coming, boy.
Oh, I'm coming, boy.
Don't, don't hit me with your stuff.
I can't see the smoke.
It might have just sit.
It might just sit.
not aware
that said you know
he said
are you still here
take one
what are you doing
do you see one on your side at all?
hanging out
is he back right?
one back right one left
might just roll in
no you can't it's a horrible fight
I'm looking up the options there
friend I was your friend now we're gonna keep you in mind don't stay right there stay right here
you don't even try to negotiate for your fun online
oh that's great but don't worry I got the best left here in the game
oh my shiz now keep your ass back over here
keep your ass back over here
don't don't you crawl that way don't you fucking
no no you crawl back you crawl back right now
hey no no no no all right all right all right we're chill we're chill we're chill we're chill
You don't fuck with this one?
Wow!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I'll drop you anything I have.
That's okay. Let me help you out.
Okay, I'll go ahead and come on up again.
If you can't hear me,
this drop...
No, no, no, no.
That's a good idea. That's a good idea.
I did this the other day. You can live it.
You can live it. Oh, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
You come on up, guys.
Come on up. You want me on that line.
Can you come on up?
Yeah, he bites you out.
Okay, so the way the way to do it the way to do it is to try to hit this no try to hit the side of the steel bars
I'm gonna kill you if you don't fuck it right
You gotta hit this thing yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no you know you got it
We got some loot down there, eventually.
Yeah, I appreciate the team down there, too.
Two bodies for him?
Yeah, they didn't have bodies, so I didn't really care to loot them.
I knew I heard that zip. I knew I heard that zip.
I said, where'd you break that? He goes, gulp.
Gulp?
I'll take it.
great good job that's what we'll be back online we'll be back be great
Honestly all this is penis fault for breaking our bank accounts last night
Well, oh, we need these right
Celebrate
Celebration everybody
Oh
Man
Go
Oh we can shoot oh wow they're up there look at these guys bro. Where are the
Walls and shit you got ready. Oh, yeah, I do
We say still last time no we say instead. Oh, there's this guy right here. Wait for a sense though
Hey first there's no motion
Oh little hummingbirds they just won't stand still
getting that sweet nectar.
I love hummingbirds.
Oh, I love to do this.
So beautiful.
I look like they're from outer space.
Right here?
Yeah.
Oh, you can do it.
It's like fishing.
You got to be.
What's this one?
What's this one right here?
what is are they doing math we gotta wait for them to shoot okay new plan when
they shoot right now it's not moving it's not moving it's just for a minute
it gets so fast
oh lord
oh yes yes yes yes
it won
no
I let you down shoulder
I let you down
I'll let you die real good.
I'll let you die real good.
That was a bad reformance.
Ah, it's alright.
Ah, bug, bug, bug.
What the fuck?
Oh, they left it.
Nice.
You want to go across and loot that little area too, and they can move it?
Yeah, I was doing that.
Got it.
I need, you know, I actually don't give you capitals.
I need that, too.
And that.
I'll take that, too.
I'll take that, too.
They think they think
And of course bro during all that whole shit it's dracking the boys again
These motherfuckers like a pull in a China shop
Here just like of course
All the time to run into a man, you know
Yeah, if it in with a fucking Toro just just
Not missing
I'm holding that angle and he pumped me and rolled off the I mean sexy sex sexy
damn Thanos to nap my ass Thanos
tweet it again tweet it again damn it damn it yeah yeah I'm pretty sure it blew me a
kiss after he took my life you ever seen host a long time ago you know that old
madams eroni
that killed people and gave them a kiss on the cheek
that's what he did to me
that's what he did to me
right she poisoned him and kissed him
madams eroni
well no she don't know madams eroni
that was the woman that you
you gotta carry madams eroni
but i think that was also madams eroni
no i could guarantee you it wasn't
oh okay
i could guarantee you
no
Kissin' Kate, goddammit.
There it is.
He was a big robber.
I did a thing on this and it's strange.
He was a big robber.
I don't feel good about nothing right now.
Oh my god, I'm here.
We're on, Terry.
We're a wagon robber.
A wagon robber.
I think so.
Get the fuck out of here.
She were rob wagons?
Wagons, yeah.
Back in the day you had everything you loved in a wagon.
And you go around the world of the old stash.
What is going on outside?
And she was a teacher, but then she had her heart broken.
Then she robbed and killed every little thing.
Are we...
Good. Good.
Wow.
I'm tired of digging holes, grandpa. I'm too damn bad.
He's digging.
I'm tired, grandpa. I don't want to dig any more holes.
That's too damn bad!
Dude, I had to watch that movie. 15 fucking hours.
I like that movie.
I had to watch that movie.
15 fucking times.
I like that movie.
Great movie.
Say whatever you want about Shia LaBeouf.
That dude's a beast.
Wait, how do you like that movie?
Because they were smacking onions, man.
They were beating the fuck out of onions.
Save their goddamn lives.
Don't you hate onions?
Save their lives.
I hate onions.
Amen.
Don't say amen, bro.
That is the devil's fruit.
That is.
That is.
Adam and Eve.
It wasn't an apple, it was an onion, you know?
Shut the f-
Motherfuckers.
Yeah, you are.
Dirty little liar.
God damn it.
Chad, who doesn't like a fucking onion?
God, say, uh...
They're so good.
I'd rather die.
Okay, Chad, I hate having to say this.
I will admit I am partly to blame.
I'll take 20%
You don't go to other people's chats and antagonize
Okay. Oh no. Oh my god, man
I'm here. He's doing a bang or over there chat. None of this shit is serious, man
I promise you that when when that when I get off today
I'm not gonna think for a second about taxi or
With or with the way people are angry and chat like it's all good, man. It's all good. Don't worry
Don't you worry about it, hey?
Our monthly war.
Our monthly war.
We ain't well.
Look, I'm not innocent in this.
I did get the troops going a little bit.
Oh, man.
I did.
I did.
Is that five batteries?
What the fuck?
Oh man, I did, I did.
Is that five batteries?
What the fuck?
That's a lie, Dick. We'll sleep for weeks over this.
That was hot out here for a pimp.
What happened? I fell asleep. We have managed taxi from the pride lands. He is no longer
We're a part of this lion group.
Don't worry, you can use my bungalow.
I've been there. Been there.
I've got my two weeks back in now.
If we see him in my bungalow, we must eliminate him.
This is not the video where the one lion saves the other lion.
That lion is really called a cockadillion.
That lion is dead and gone.
Did you see the shot of the buff when I'm like a bender in New Orleans did you
see any of that I did I feel like he's always getting into some shit am I wrong
oh I thought he was getting better man you know they all kind of like lost their
minds at the same time and I thought he was like getting better I saw my
podcast and then I saw child above eats a fan in New Orleans
I just thought allegedly I don't know we got a some type of some type of something he got like drunk
So I yell at somebody or hit somebody yeah, yeah, does anyone know was it during Marty growl?
Oh, he got well that changes things. Yeah, I think he got punched. I mean, I he's always getting into something
I think he's got a, I think he's got a, I think he's got a problem or something, you know?
They all do.
They all do.
Well, especially him though.
I think he's something going on for sure.
Yeah, they all do, man.
I feel like getting that level of fame and that level of like, the world is just different,
you know?
And getting that at a young age really does fuck you up mentally.
Yeah.
I mean I mean it's hard to look at all the cats from the Disney Channel days
Nickelodeon I know there was some weird shit going on back then but not none of
them are normal. I mean Hollywood and I mean I hate to get this one on but like
Hollywood like you know fucking politicians and all those groups are
just weird fucking strange cats. Weird motherfuckers.
For your ass people man.
Also like to say me and Nick, neither of us are suicidal in any way, shape and form.
We love our lives.
Very much so actually.
Yeah, I think so.
I don't want to go anywhere.
I don't like it here.
Oh yeah bro, it's crazy man.
Y'all are saying it too much.
We're saying it too much.
Back it up
Shut up and dribble on the fuck you think
Man you ready to leave I got about a hundred processors. What happened to taxi that he get off
Yeah, he got off.
Yeah.
Yeah, he got off, didn't he, just stupid bitch.
Fuck you, duck.
God damn it.
Oh.
Nah, that's it.
Yeah, my voice is for sure going to be gone tomorrow.
Oh, yeah.
I've been laughing so much.
Dude, dude, you had me.
I have like this, like, oh.
Holy shit.
I saw something on that.
Daxi Blayman, you right now? What's the story?
Oh shit, here we go.
What's the court case? Like what's it looking like?
Daxi said he gave you good times and y'all did not.
Yeah, he's just trying to find a way out.
Well, there's no possible way to excuse him from what he did.
That part is true.
However, I would be the bigger man than I am, by the way.
I
Watch bro, what the fuck are you doing dude?
Don't date the fucking
I miss you too woman. I miss you too woman. I'll let you give me my little stink bug.
You're a grown child. You're right. When I walk in here, I am. You're right.
But the moment I leave, I snap into gear. Like an old military general going back to
to relive the glory days yeah exactly people say I get that insult motherfuckers
we're playing video games 30 year old man of course we're grown children yeah
good one exactly what we are makes gaming so much fun chicken salad sour
maybe it is something I don't I'm not but I had to break it
yeah you know it's hard out sent him no way they're still up there bro it's
not real and by the way look you know I don't want like I
the Lord knows I love us and I ain't I ain't mad he hated you I ain't mad he
hated you I really not appreciate that but if he wanted to blame cops
Well
They gonna hurt my feelings that case it is already brought me back to life
No, no, if you want to play
This bro you were thrown that motherfucker, man
We can't fight that we should just leave plus the
Yeah, see there's you there. I'm gonna go to the one under yeah
Rick can you pin that comment this is taxi is an idiot spin it for a little bit. It's good
I think it summarizes the last hour of the street
They can take a lab!
Fuck man.
Jadroff wants all the fame and cash and people lose touch with reality and humanity and that is important.
They have no idea how a normal person lives.
What's that about?
Oh, uh, the, uh, the actors and shit, yeah, yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
Chats can do this thing where they're like, well, Nick, you're rich, and then, you know,
they're gonna push me outside like they always do.
But listen, man, I wasn't always rich, okay?
I wasn't.
I think a bunch of taxi dick writers are in here, it's okay, it's okay, we've been dealing
with those for a long, we've been at war with taxi dick writers for many years. Taxi dick
writers are otherwise known in the wild as keyboard and mouse anime hentai enthusiasts.
Do you understand? They don't like us and we don't like them. It's just the way
It is
Some things ain't never gonna change
Sometimes we can put our shields and swords to the side and have a little fun and get it done
crack some jokes
by the fire you know
Unfortunately today we couldn't get that done
It is what it is
Can I say it, chat? Don't say it.
Don't say it. Don't say it.
You will be banished from the lands of Tyranny.
There's no coming back.
Once you're gone, you're gone.
Forever.
For many years.
The way it is, it's the way it will be.
What gun is this good on again the tatted stock good on like fucking SMG's and shit
I mean I don't need it. I'll keep it up.
Oklahoma drill to settle it. Sign me up.
That sounds like my kind of not kind of war right there.
Do I need more Fent? But I don't have enough Fent. I need like a new guy.
Because I gotta keep going to Lance. And Lance is just bringing the price up, man.
It's like he's inflation. I'm not gonna make it out here, man.
Caleb, with all due respect, man. Like, no shot, you know? There's no shot.
With all due respect
It's at look man, I know it's already been a little tenacious in here today. I
Want to start this sense by saying that I love you
Now with that being said
99.9% of you guard you guys are going down you're going down in the okey drill. Okay. I'm a fuck you up real good
No, no, no, we're not listen. I'm not trying to be combative with you right now
I just I just 99.9. No
Okay, I'm gonna pick you up and put you down
It's basically Saturday just cut it loose just cut it loose
It's over man
You drink
I'm gonna take you home with me I got money in the bank
Well, you're not allowed to just like come back to the chat after being gone for months and months and months and just start talking shit
Dude, okay
Shut the fuck up, bro. Okay
No, I know you're here. I I know you're not here always you're here right now
While you play with Schnee, I would love to play with Neo. I would love that. I would be elated by that
I would be wet by that. It's just that Neo only really likes to ever play Stella
He's one of them ones. Okay, so whatever he wants to see sunlight
Tell him I'm down not today though. They got their own little squad going
Roots come on in
Take you know, I love me. I'll stop it man. I'm done bro
It's our man. We got so many people who we play with man. I feel like was already
a little bit too many, you know?
Sometimes.
Kyle, I'm down to hoppin', I can donate three reds.
Fours and three vent fours.
Kyle's saying that if we let him play, he'll donate to me
three red fours and three vent fours.
Kyle, are they healthy?
And are you on controller?
Because I don't have the strength to deal with another keyboard mouse guy today.
Yes sir, and yes sir
We'll talk about it. I got bogies on my left. It's hot here. So I was talking my wife loving on my dog
It's a bass in it. Oh
dude, it's all it's you know, it's like
We get in the game room again, and we're you know, we're back on Halo 2
Counter-Strike, yeah, yeah warcraft. You know what I mean? We're a little kid again
You got that door and there's your family
Wife.
There it is.
Dog.
There it is.
Gives.
There it is.
Fucking hell.
There it is.
I saw a clip.
That's one thing I love about streaming
is that it's like a little time capsule.
Right.
And I saw a clip of when we first got to,
he's about 30 pounds less.
Wow.
But he was.
I mean, we, so we've rescued both of our dogs.
I don't like, I got done to get people
getting dogs, animals.
It's always nice when you do that.
There's a lot of animals in here.
I like rescuers, and it's just like my thing.
Plus, they got a little seasoning on them, too, man.
Like, a lot of times, they're like, they'll
give you a little bit more love, man.
It's weird.
100%.
I mean, by that, I mean, and they haven't been easy.
Like, whenever I first got blue,
he's a full breed Siberian husky.
Or I'm sorry, an Alaskan husky.
But if you don't know the difference, Alaskan huskies,
they're like fucking wolves, brother.
Like, they're a lot more thin, and they're even more pack-like than Siberian buskies, which are a lot more heavier-sets.
Because they're older, I guess, or some bullshit.
She was a fucking asshole.
Damn.
Food aggressive.
Bone aggressive.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, just a piece of shit.
Then he got epilepsy, so he started breakdancing randomly.
Oh, fuck, that sucks, man.
I'll say breakdancing randomly.
God damn it, man.
But after a couple years, you know, he still has, you know, his problems,
but he's gotten so much better.
Nice, big old baby.
It's just it's cool seeing the transition makes you feel good.
You've got the other hand.
He was just on me.
He's a kid.
We know for experience, man, we have.
So we had Joey, you know, and he lived this 17 years old.
He we she found him on the side of the road, you know?
Yeah, bro.
And he was the greatest fucking dog ever, man.
of all time done it's so fucking great and the way he would love it and the way he was
so sick ah man and then Jackson we we we had a couple fucking drinks at lunch and then
we bought it yeah that's my fucking puppy shit damn it pure breed fucking golden retriever
is one of the well worst purchases ever it in the beginning okay but after six fucking
years he's finally turning around you know but holy shit he we like half joke but
We say he's harder than both our kids.
We had to take him to the hospital twice.
Well, he got sick a bunch.
You know, he eats everything, he tears everything up.
I mean, not anymore.
He's great now, but holy shit, dude, he was a challenge.
That's why I tell Jeff, before you guys have kids,
you guys should get a baby golden puppy
or just a baby puppy.
You and your significant, you guys raise that thing
together, you can see if you got it in you to have kids.
Yeah, I mean and blue because of his issues like there's no there's no fixing them
right like you can't cage them you can't do nothing to him because you know if he
has one of his episodes I mean bro beat the fuck out of himself right so you
just kind of let him do what he wants and keep him in line whenever you can
But yeah, yeah
He's uh, bro. He's just bro. He's a fucking piece of shit. Oh get in the pool
Ten times a day run inside get wet everywhere
Oh, fuck so Haley's always out and it's a husband. So sheds like crazy
I hear everywhere clean and after them and all that good jazz
But when dad gets out of the office, he's old lovey-dovey
He loves me like you said every animal picks their dog. That's my dog
so cool I do that all right there in there just sort of door closed okay so I
think they open up a side door and then might be looking at me no I'm me I'm me
somewhere on you under me area oh yeah
Two. Two.
Keep running back.
There's four to one.
Four to crack?
I did, I killed.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
What?
Danger.
Infhugal maintenance.
I got him.
A good left corner?
Bomb.
How'd the fucking take?
Bomb.
See you later, P-Poo.
I
See you later T-Fu
They're all rocking that damn orange. Oh, that's our mind
We'll talk about a guy with some motion. I never seen so many people wear his anyone skin
Yeah, he's fucking huge man
That boy got it going on
Stacey's mom. Okay. Uh, top container.
Yeah, for sure.
Watch that big chicken.
Dracking the boys already have a squad, Vince. Oh, yeah.
and chat be quiet man you know the time to tell us to get a third is now when we just
kill two again about the total for blue choke by the way I have a total for you let's do
some business down there you go yeah here you go
I can't do that, God you're so athletic.
Look at those shoots I mean.
Yeah I figured.
Alright.
Top right.
I think they can go through I don't know.
He's looking down on you.
On the ship he's looking down on you.
Yeah I'm looking at him moving.
Maybe open up you being able to go straight up
Hold up team here. Just walked in directly in front of me and running back. Yeah, let's go back a little space. Yeah
Gotta wall this yeah, I'll look through
Where are they got this hand yeah, right next to me shoot me in the ass. I don't know if I lived this
Oh, I lived it. Okay. Be walling
Watch your outside
I
Like this is emboiling the wall
Apple from above look down
Oh
Sprint outside to kill it watch the watch the new team watch the new team
Don't know where
I'm shooting this just play inside. I just wanted to look for the guy outside. I'm disassembling
this and we go across the opposite side and it will search for us and hopefully
run into the guys above
she said you're bad oh wait
I'm sorry I'm so bad at killing these things
Are you try yeah, you try they apply hopped on the third
Yeah, I'm gonna hop third. I'm not third
I'll see I see one up here. Yeah, they're in there in here. I think
I hear shots behind you me in my ass
My guy here. Oh yeah. Rocket tier bro. Can you drop? Can you drop? I think I died before. Yeah, I'm dead.
Play yourself. Play yourself. Play yourself. AI is just better than everyone at this game.
I love this game man. I'll raise your project rocket tier over here.
Is your body up top? Yeah, it is right above that zip.
Where were they? Uh, both sides, across.
Across okay
Yeah, one's in there one's in there
Are you finished that motherfucker?
I got it just to see.
You have walls?
Yeah.
Wait a sec, dude!
I love you!
I love you!
I love you
Okay, can you help me there's a lot of teams here we need help we need help come on okay come to me coming
I won't shoot
That you fold me careful
Are you guys both alive or is it just just you
I'm on the other side of the road.
Oh, crawl, crawl, crawl, crawl, crawl, come here, crawl.
I know, I'm trying to, I got a re-gain scenario.
Oh, shit, okay, that.
All right, listen, listen.
That guy's who killed me.
He has a tempest level 4 fully decked out.
You cannot let him live.
I can't let him live.
Wait, okay.
All right, let him be the bad guy.
You see what I'm saying?
You see what I'm saying, right?
Now I know we're already kind of past it, but that's some shit the taxi could do.
You know what I mean?
Oh my man, I was trying to help you.
You know what I mean?
You there?
Hello?
Oh, yeah, yeah, open the door!
Hey, what's going on?
Yeah, sorry, I just didn't know.
Oh, you got out there.
Okay.
Sorry about that.
Well, hey, I have a million toros.
I would like that tempus.
It's a wee bit greedy.
So ain't back crying there.
Oh yeah, keep them honest. Keep them honest.
Hey, can you hear me?
Hello?
Listen, I have six Trigger Nades.
I'm gonna let you loot that and you let me loot this, okay?
I'll take those or no.
You should have ziplocked you right, careful.
Come on.
Okay, brother. I'm behind the wall.
Hmm.
You saw one moving right to your side left.
Yeah, right in front of you.
There just like um no look look back right you see those like air conditioning units a little cylinders far right corner
You saw something over there. I don't know if that's a person though
I just gotta get there it's so hard
Behind that osprey or maybe ran
You ready for the play?
I'm ready
You can do the problem is if they see you go down said it's cooked. Yeah, I don't have a snap right? I do I do
You can try to do the just get out. I'm not I think the tempest by is gonna be too much
I got all your I got all your toros. I mean
That's a good...
Call them in, bro. No matter which direction you go, they're gonna hold you. Second you give up, Roof.
Like...
Which direction are you gonna run out? You can't be over and gone.
I got it.
Alright, good luck.
You're right.
Holy shit.
it ain't great it ain't great
That ain't bad, you alive?
I
I
Beat you
Later bitch
Later
I told you that was gonna happen, nice work bro
Don't wait it, we're just fucking chasing my ass
This dream later nobody I have your Toro and I have a red I don't know
I don't know if it's yours though. I think it is maybe
Just keep it you do it to you
I can't bring the ranch you better bring the toro all right. I'll take toro. Okay
I just need parts man I have to start doing this holy shit I don't want to do
I gotta do it
Fuck man, it could have been a max super juicer rate. It's so hard to get out of that building though
Yeah, I was just saying that. I mean, bro, I go up there, three shots on one, crack them,
you know? And then I look above and space Jesus is just breathing heavy.
I'm sorry, man. That'll happen. That'll happen. You got it. You got it. You got it.
you got you do that you're all in stuff yeah yeah I got a Toro and a Renfem that
could have been five of each you know it could be dude I dropped three Toros
to get light I know I know and I had an extra three one yeah three I thought I
I lost a snap, how about that fry?
Alright, so you bring me a shawty, yeah?
Bring me a shawty.
You got ammo? You okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, good.
Be it, be it, be it.
I'll take one wall if you got an extra.
See, I should, yeah.
I'll give you three.
I don't have that BP.
Just keep, keep your two.
Bring it three.
All right, I'll give you one.
I'll keep all, I'll have an extra on them.
I'm done with that.
Okay.
Got your ults.
All right, we're good.
I got to see my fucking red
Yeah, what up, man John er 20?
What what health is your life in the kiddos you're doing amazing?
I'm about to marry the woman in my dreams and seven days. Thank you and invite by the way. I lost like a marriage
I've never been this happy love watching appreciate you done for the n-fm beyond go. Hey John er. Thank you man. Congrats, bro
Nick really tried hard to save you
Wait salt are you in here? We're taking you for the five get the bro. So I tried so hard to save you man. I
Just outnumbered bro. They were everywhere
So it was good, bro
Yeah, I just joined up. What's up, man? Yeah
Dude, I tried had to watch the vibe. Oh you seen it. Oh
Well, let's run
Oh, I'm sure you're one man busy. Thank you for the prime swaggy sharky skids and brosie. Thank you
Double the name that you rip an apex tonight Nick y'all were cooking last night. I don't know about that
I'm not sure maybe we'll see anything with the two if you mercs crash outside of my favorite. I
Didn't crash it's kind of crash different
I don't know about you, but I'm starting to prefer to fight on the other side of that.
The rival area, you know?
Big Red?
No, like a rival building, and then the two towers between it.
I fucking love that a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, it's such a better fight.
Nice.
Just, uh, you get ratted a lot less, because it's like, no matter what, you're
up ladders you you snap hookin and we're not here no matter what you do yeah
that's it it's king of the hill speak a king of the hill there might be a team
the other place is right of the catacombs
You hit that smooth almost just hit the ground real hard
I'll do that Papa.
We need milk and bread and protection.
Mama's going to be mad at both of us Papa, you can't die.
We need you.
Something's on the left.
I'm sure it's a drone on fire up in the air.
On my right. Decent players, they're coming over there jumping.
Yeah, they're jumping and sliding. On the top pipes.
In a weird way.
Fuck it.
I got two drones on me, and it's off of the fucking galaxy.
I'll watch you right
Well one of them out of here try and get up all this ones these guys are playing sneaky on maybe on top or inside
Yeah
I guess one I guess one they're both one they're both one there one fucking teenage does it bang. Yep. Yep
Could snap here watch yeah
Danger in the tower
You're getting to me from the other side. How it's careful careful careful actually careful actually I'm going all the way up. Yeah, beautiful
They got reds off you got right here
It in your eyes
Thank you the team across
Under the
Yeah, I mean not good
Rolling dead
Talk that guy
Get lost
Job job, on my right or left you think
Right right right right
You're right
You're right
I'm right got it
I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead
Walls full, you got walls?
Nah I'm just getting shot from all sides
Getting shot from all sides
from all sides I feel the drop down the front
I smoked the guy fucking down do you
did you knock him? yeah I instantly
I just two tapped him I should have tried to fool me with trigger grenades from the other side
hey Nick
I
Same guys same stream drivers same guys. It's salt salt again. Yeah, yeah, I'll take it wait
But wait, so res me salt right now. I need his Lou man
So res me
Thank you, bro. Hold on man. If you're gonna stream time you gotta be friendly we have we need help man. We help so bad
in your street that I'm leaving the chat just where pretty sure we're in the
same way okay okay okay well make much sense whatever you want at me and
thirst me you fucking cunt okay we need to get his little yeah we were gonna
kill everybody yes you did you murdered him cold blood where's your boy
You guys got control of the tower or is there another team?
With you with you
What do you mean?
Yeah.
Nick, come on.
Got one?
is blue our friend is you right friend yeah
what's this yeah team leaders acts ice-free like out like out for you guys
I got the moose. I got the moose.
I did your idea.
Cover me, cover me, cover me.
all right so I got all the hushy shit you guys have the loot hatch now baby
good luck bro okay oh shit
Yeah, you're gonna have to you're gonna he's not happy
Yes
Still shooting you guys
Drop it up here
I
Everybody nice
I'll use my hash key. I want to try out W. Hey, guys
Boys both of these cock suckers. I appreciate you GGs. What's that mean?
And I want to try out for a 24 hour.
There's no way, Nick.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
Let me bring facts to the table on why Salt is a lying motherfucker and can't be trusted.
She's salt.
Salt died in that last race at like minute 21.
You extracted after running around the entire map like a headless fucking chicken at like
minute eight.
That means that between the time you extracted, the time we got, the time we got our gear
back on and all the other bullshit that he perfectly in sync even though he was already
dead in the back in the fucking lobby, somehow queued with us physically impossible
Incorrect no way shape or form that is a probable thing that could ever happen
Nasty dirty stinky stream sniper. I die on that hill. I
Don't even care if he said Nick. I randomly got in your raid bullshit. It's impossible. It's impossible
I'm here. You cannot I'm here. Yeah, I die when he died and be in our raid. I'm here again
not possible
I think we hit him with the 24, bro, the second time he starts to me in two games and the second time he sucked you off in front of me and I'm going to be honest, if anybody sucks off my boy, I better be getting jacked right next to you, you know, at the minimum, at the minimum, you better at least look my way.
Twice, Nick.
Twice.
Twice.
Twice.
Twice.
Twice.
Twice.
Twice.
sure no matter what you give me your word that he thirsted you the first game
Yes
Hi done to my head pull the fucking trigger if I'm lying he thirst to me that was the tempest guy
That is who you wanted to go across and get his tempest he thirsted me after the rocket here knocked me. Yes
Same guy who said hey Nick
Same guy who had that full conversation
You didn't want to kill him and then the other guys killed him and for you
You remember how long ago that was and then you ran around the whole map and then you got out
Explain how that motherfucker is in that game again
There's no there's no innocence here there's no innocence here
There can't be your infam can't have his back right?
84% say he's guilty
Thank you. Thank you
Thank you
Let the people be on my side one fucking time
Okay hold hold hold hold as you make your kid as you make your kid hold I
Have your shield 100 100. I have your ammo for I have your toro for I have three walls
I have shield charges five. I have five herbals
Okay, I have your three
What are these things?
Uh, heated shots, so you got eight heals there. I got your fives. It's Hager grenades. I got okay
You're I got a stack of heavy ammo
And I got two teammates
Hey
And then again, it's all I have but pretty much your whole thing
So what do I what do I need?
You need shock on ammo. Okay, maybe a small amount of heavy ammo
Okay, no, I don't really need to use the heavy too much. I just think that's all you need to do and I'll bring shot.
Oh, you need d-tips too. I can bring d-tips.
And I need finch. I need finch.
I have a stack of finch for you, but you need another stack, yeah, if you want.
Alright, cool. One second.
Pretty much everything, just augment. Yeah, a little bit ammo.
Cool. I'm good. Thank you.
Okay, and then, so just to be clear, you wanted 24.
24. 24. 24.
That's all I'm asking for. I'm not asking for no, perma.
I had your defense. I have your defense and it's not even it's not even about the fact that he's stream sniping us
I mean, that's a normal thing. It's a he said I turned off the stream and I'll die on that hill
But yeah, I will take it off the stream. Hold on. Let me read it. You got in. Okay six years sub
But I'll take my consequences as we said
Brother brother you there is not a world salt
I've been playing this game. I currently have over 600 hours topside
I know a pace of a kid and a good player. You cannot sit there on the hand on the Bible and tell me that was an authentic cue
Tell me it was an authentic cue. So if you're willing to go to hell for this
Lie right now, and you won't get timed out
Or tell the truth to be a fucking man. Oh
God you're hard to argue with man
You're just saying you got you got a little bit of lawyer
Listen, he's a six year sub man if he's willing to lie to his brothers and sisters right now
It was an authentic cue.
Bullshit, get him the fuck out of here. 24.
We'll see you in 24 hours. You're a liar. You're a thief.
You're a liar. You're a fucking thief.
Back on the streets.
Fuck you. Fuck.
You salt. You're a liar.
And I lied about everything I said,
because I knew you were going to lie to me.
Fuck you.
You lied.
This is so great.
It's a bunch of Friday fucking crash shots.
Let's go.
Friday
All right, so this is my right-hand shooter, man
It's only 24 we even had a mom a year me
Okay, okay, okay the only thing let so I won't make argument for my client
I'll say
Is there and I'm just at this is like when you have the case already won like you've won the case. Yeah. Yeah, I'm one
I'm coming to you trying to cut a deal, you know, okay, you can accept their or say
Yeah, this is this is my dad is there a world where?
We put this to the side
hmm
And in doing that salt
Gifts you
Not what he took from you, but more. I'm talking gives you the gold
in the silver, the bells and whistles, I mean the winnings of war, because I saw on him a
nice Tempest when he got murdered, then I saw again another Tempest when we saw him again.
This guy's got some fucking shit.
Can I be honest?
Absolutely man.
This is like when the family's in the courtroom, I don't want to see this motherfucker
Rock
Salt ain't no world we'll make for 24 hours, but we're going to check and share for one hour.
It's not this and that.
I don't care.
He can say whatever he wants.
Time out for one hour.
But the timing.
Salt.
Do we bod?
I would just love.
I would just love for you to make this.
We've done a lot of bod checking and it's been great.
I think this might be another great bod check.
That's making you say salt.
You know?
Just because the amount of time that has.
It's not real.
Say I know you're hurting big.
It's not real.
Big papa.
I know you think that I'm a bad guy.
I'm looking here's what I got by the way. I don't know if you know
But I just I was telling salt like how I would go about it to get you back, you know
Because I know I know what you need. I know what you want. You know, I
You know
Here's here's a tempi for a full kid here 244 kid. Here's five herpes. Here's a blue shield
Here's a little bit of fat. You know me a little bit of
some of this some of this and I don't want this to seem like I'm doing favorites for you. I'm just giving you what you deserve. This is yours. And it was taken from you too early.
I think you're talking to that homeless that homeless man on the street. I got you
Your country cares. Don't you worry don't you worry at some point
Here's a McDonald's cheeseburger
Josh we're out there that I care very much about our veterans in this country. We've done a lot
I'm sorry about a lot
Just chat out to our vets and our active service members.
You are the real superhumans and the real superheroes that we all do not deserve.
Thank you.
Salute.
Salute.
And the Chateau 7s.
I don't care what any of you guys, your opinions on politics, those are a bunch of
hard working men and women who put their life on the line for unworthy people like
yourself or not.
I'll throw me in there too as the unworthy now.
I'd like to just
Waste up a candidate. I want to shout out my grandma
Shout out. She might say this or sides. Yeah, my grandma deserves
No
She deserves your love and protection!
Don't go all the way up, there's somebody that doesn't like you.
Get some goo, baby. It's fucking goo.
I don't die to solve it, we might have an opportunity here.
Biggest slow that's my brand ago. Oh, that'll happen
Joss back you know what you know what to pitch me off more about both times I've died doing he wasn't the one who knocked me on either of occasions
He's just the right finish me
The other guy on the other roof knocks me he jumps off of a fucking building face plants just the thirst thing
God
Nick oh salt $50 thick. I have over 600 hours in the game
I ran see all three times for a while wasn't you type of y'all me and also loaded the space board because we were not doing good
I'm blue gate a piece of love baby. I'm also active duty Navy
He's active duty Navy
Yeah, the timing of that was impeccable.
Yeah, let the man, let the man.
Sometimes you gotta let God take it.
You gotta let God take it.
That's God right there.
Amen.
Motherfucker.
Yeah, man.
I'm gonna go up out of there.
Of course he's a badass.
Of course.
Damn it, man.
I couldn't wait.
You've been like a fucking loser or something, dude.
Damn it.
Ah, fuck you.
I hate you.
No!
I respect you, but I hate you.
Yeah, you got your ass fucked, man.
Ah dude, damn it!
Working too man, there was no 84%
Oh, I had, you know how hard it is to get 84% of Twitch chat?
Oh my god, I didn't do it
Damn, it's still a wall
Hard spot, Logan
And we're going to do another team, Cypher
Wall over
Left or right?
We're left, yeah
Not good, they're about to drop mine
I'm tnating the fuck out of this guy.
I
Do me a little more that hook, baby
You're not picking your life
Nice shots that's where it is running running. That's why it's fine. Yeah
You can drop down here we can fucking fight this here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I only killed this guy's boy.
Yeah, but close up I think.
I'm just gonna make that.
He's got the rest of his boy, I said we dropped him farther.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
No bro, you fucking headshot.
I think he's still cocks up the rat.
The streams are just wild right now.
They're above my job, my job.
I know you want that kill, but we gotta let it cook.
Yeah, we reset now, we reset now.
We go back up, go back up, go back up, go back up.
Yeah, go ahead.
And it's ours.
Leave, leave, yep.
that's that's that's not all the way up it's her story
oh right here
yeah
yeah
you got this boy up
I'm going
fake rack, fake rack
so
zipping
they both zipped
fucking close these bro
shot, shot, shot
shot, shot, shot
He's coming.
There he is.
All the way down.
What's down here?
What's down here playing this?
He's gonna fit me.
Play yourself.
On corner.
I'm going to drop him down.
Right here. On my fiend.
With his feet.
Other team share.
He's killing that guy.
I can't do a boss.
Oh
If this is salt
It's salt
I didn't get
I love you so much bitch I'm never gonna stop loving you no no no I love you though no wait
I'll sing for you.
Oh my god.
What is happening with these cursed fucking lobbies?
That lobby was...anky.
Wow.
Did you just see me?
I felt like a piece of meat in Alliance cage, dude
Like I don't even know what to say
Holy shit
That one I want her
Don't get so good to recover up there, too, man
We play it so well and I won't I four top the guy am I right when I had no health. I saw that
I'm going all in and then of course
And then we get snapped hooked on the way
And we're doing so much progress.
That's so unlawful that they're full set streets like this.
But we're like making good progress on the really hard fight.
That fight was hard, man.
We just got ambushed by parking tampis.
And we're somehow turning it.
And we hear,
What a dink!
What a dink!
God.
Just, uh,
fork storming the gates.
Oh, God.
It's like, we, we,
right, man,
every angle, and all we want
is Gandalf to just come over the hill
and shine the light, you know?
That's it. Where are you, you old bitch?
He's just not around.
He's not around.
We're forgotten, they forgot about us.
Taxi put a hit on us?
Damn Europeans!
The Europeans man!
You should've knew Pax is wonderful.
With the big team debacle.
I mean, I didn't wish to have trusted the forefathers man!
They already...
Well, I have no more walls and I got a lot of depression
Oh God, I think I have to poop
I didn't think I'd bring a shoddy with a tipy. I think I just know it's all the tempest only tempest all right. Oh
Dude we I mean
Like I knocked the Toro don't even get weak you you you live ping the teammate
I'm getting ready to fuck this motherfucker, and then I realized he backs off like a little bitch
So I'll go to stick you and not one but two of
our graders newest friends
Roll up and knock me and thirst you
Through the smoke and from across the map to guys in nurse suits by the way
are sprinting at me I'm like oh yes yes here they are I mean I don't know no
not sprinting stimming and stimming and sprinting
oh god man what okay what the fuck not that the regular speed of a sprint was
good enough they are taking performance enhancing drugs to get to you
Gosh man.
The fuck is going on?
The fuck is going on?
No chat, I'm not taking any fin-
SRL.
Until 8 o'clock.
SRL, thank you for the 50.
And then we locked the fuck in.
But hopefully it matters tonight.
I mean, holy shit, it didn't matter yesterday, did it, dick?
I don't think anything, I just wanna have some fun with you.
I think this is offensive.
I think this is just unlucky.
I think you're playing, you're playing great.
Gosh.
I really do.
Don't let Chad Gaslight unit think you need fed.
I think so.
We're playing fine.
Chad has to admit.
What does that sound like? Keep saying about
Discord and ArcGrader stealing DMs. Have you seen that?
What are y'all talking about?
They're stealing our DMs?
They're putting weights in the fish!
It's fixed now, but what what what are y'all talking about I?
Thought peanuts that he was getting on early guys when peanuts is get on early
He means like 20 minutes earlier than he normally gets on
He doesn't mean that he's starting to stream at 3 p.m. We got way to the finish oh
My god
SRL, thank you for the 50 again, bro. I love you, man. I this is a very unlucky day so far
And again, I think that like, you know when we decide that we're gonna share games and play with taxi
I think we need to realize that we're really rolling the dice here, man. You know
We're setting the tone early. We're making a decision. You know
Like it's a big risk reward. You know, man
It's a big risk reward huge
I'm going right.
They're not fucking off the side of the map.
put bacteria in the water, the frogs man, the frogs, they're eating the bacteria in the powder.
Making the frogs gay.
I'm telling you, just look around.
Open your eyes to what's happening.
and
a uh... both streams watches and mine
you know we've been through a lot today's been a rocky day
we get a
little bit of love
with a lot with a lot of
watching on youtube
on html
sigmers
you wouldn't mind
liking the fucking
stream okay it's been a rough day we've got a great night man I don't we don't know
where the winch takes us you know oh my god damn it it's gonna be fun we're gonna
get it done on the Sun you don't cry a little we don't love it look like it starts
right now I'm on right now oh telling you right now that if you look right there
Okay, we need backshots backshots
Deanated Navy they're they're in a hard pinch
hard pinch I
Don't know this actually hit some
No, it's either on love here
No, sure little short didn't Brett farm that one
Hey, hey, hey.
Talk to my guy.
Get a great shot.
I'm doing a hold of it, I'll go.
Now we gotta bulk-hench up and then t-nate him.
He's got that gun on.
You can see him, right?
No, not good.
And he has a better gun than me.
Okay.
You should be up there.
Yeah, you should be up there.
Oh fuck, hold on.
You can't do that right now.
Well, I can't do it, maybe.
It might be good.
Terrible.
Good day.
Yeah, I mean, I can't be there keeping me so honest.
I mean...
This should have been dropped. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Back up there.
Perfect together.
Get the corner, get the corner, get the corner, get the corner.
He's one.
Great job.
New team, new team.
They have already up there.
Already up where?
There's no way I've already been shot up here.
I'm on top.
There's a team across.
Top is the side.
I'm my opposite door, like straight in front of me.
Fuck, that ain't good.
You're okay, you're okay.
Almost pulling him.
Go on your team.
Another one, same spot.
Dead.
That's four. That'll do it, Piggy.
That'll do it.
I'm a drop. You stay up.
Actually, you drop.
And I'm gonna go up top with our Renegade.
Nice job.
Walls! Walls! More walls!
Speak up.
On you! On you! On you! On you! On you!
That'll do it.
Yep.
I had to come off.
Yeah.
Crack them.
They'll have to, like, crawl in.
Yeah, you have to, yeah, alright, nice, nice, actual, nice.
He dies more, like he just suicide jumped with it.
Who are these people?
Who plays like that?
Dude, we almost did it, man. How did we not see those guys fucking zippin'?
I just refuse to believe that these are real players. They have to be doing the thing.
Call it by different ways.
Yeah, a new team won up on him too.
What's my guide, why am I kicking the sand?
Come on, hodgecrawl.
It's the worst day ever. We've been lost every once in a while.
Taxi can play, Nick. He's ready. Okay, nice.
Thank God.
I mean look if we if we crawl out then I don't think their streams happen but if they run
up to right where we are crawling to shit and kill us then I mean I know it's like when
you read a book it's like okay that's on that page.
Usually how I gauge it as well.
Right.
I
Do we all we keep getting so close man, that's four bodies all with good loot
They had pen rents to fucking teenage blue shields. That was it. Yeah, I
Don't like that camera just went up by you big dog
Papa doesn't know you anymore
You can have stepdad and I got a
He's gonna love you man, now he's gonna love you.
And where were we?
Papa went south, he did.
Papa found a new mama, and a new family.
Look did you know Papa had a whole different group of family members on the other side of the country now?
You didn't know about him?
Oh my gosh, you went inside, bunch of cover, I went outside, there's not a fucking bush in sight.
Why did I go this way deck on it? This is so bad for me
Hutch viewbot 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 1 0 1 checking it
I can put your viewbot codes in the chat. Yeah, everybody put your viewbot code, please
everybody we all we have a basically you know peanut pays them and then I have a
couple entertainers well they'll have specific codes everybody's putting one
one zero one one general pop that's a jeep I've got it you pop you pop y'all
There's a lot of people in there, or what?
Damn.
Yo, you all right?
You good?
Hehehehe.
By the way, I heard it's quicker now or something.
Have you saved more?
If you go to the side, kind of a crawl?
Is that true?
It's faster.
Um, no, I will say but not true. They just happen. W is the best
Is even if the other way is faster like I don't think you get as many
Like the half cancels yeah, I just tried without it actually using stamina. You know just regular W tapping that makes sense
Maybe if you get really good at it, but I
I just took about 15 steps not using any stamina now I'm using stamina every step damn it
Yeah, it's weird. It's like sometimes it works and then it doesn't
Yeah, it's delay input. You're just hoping that it doesn't register one of them
There's a couple
Man, I kind of just the raid would have been a generational come up. I'm telling you I got killed we kill dude
It's so whenever you got thirsty I jumped and just later. We're heroic, man. It was so heroic
Only I would have, I'd have rolled would have been better.
It was her, no, I was, God, it looked so good on my screen, but you were like fucking Tom Cruise, man.
Of course, part is, man, like, we were having a conversation with Cloaksy earlier about the Toro buff,
and he thinks he won't do anything, but, man, I'll tell you, just like in that situation right there,
that Toro's not choking me, I feel like it's a completely different fight.
The thing with the Toro, you can just shoulder peek, and I see a pixel,
and by the time I hit one bullet with the tempest, you're losing
15% of your shield while taking 30% of mine and 15% of my health just just for like a second think about
How many small things happen in those two fights that we got in with the two different teams?
Yeah, and then right at the end of it it can immediately
upon conclusion I
Said I'm snapping up and I'm gonna look over you so you go get the loot the moment my feet hit dude
I'm pulling out my barricade and you're screaming on you. I mean, dude, we can't play any faster
I'm like but think about all the small things that led to that moment right there like
Give me three more seconds. There was no greed. There was no hesitation. There was no like
Like there was no like oh man, you could have done this better or I could have done that better
It was like literally I
Don't know I know I need three seconds and they they never sit on me ever
We get two more kills. Let me have six bodies to lose. We're coming out fat huge and girthy. This is the way we want it like it
It weren't that good either. Ah
They just had the element of surprise. I got my own hatch you don't have to wait on me
You know what usually I would but I agree
I gotta poop anyway. I'll be back. I'm just gonna pull you up.
I
I'm gonna go
Dragon cracking sorry cracking, uh
I'll be back. I'm a poor punch
And think about me miss sometimes when I poop it comes out like a cannonball
Like it's real wide and it's real long and it's just absolute worst route. It just doesn't feel good man
You know, so I gotta like take my me
See gonna
I'm gonna take it slow
No, no music no music no music
Nick is watching I don't want to get a shit DMC head
But I'm doing what you're doing now you can play whatever you want like oh
I
Always doing what I'm doing now. Oh different him nice
Chet look at did you watch his process? His brain process. Oh my god. Oh his brain just
Processed the sentence that I gave it for like 10 seconds. Wow. I'll be back. Oh
My gosh are coming over here. No
No. No, no, no, no. Oh, it's a good push. I kind of look dead a little bit.
Oh, this route was the worst route ever ever.
Ever
This is this is just this is a tragedy
All right, we're gonna get full stamina this bush and we're gonna go over there
Beautiful. This bush is absolutely horrendous.
Hmm, maybe.
Crawling simulator, fuck you.
I really want to make it out it's my only tempest for I love it.
I love joining and seeing hutch crawl.
Well, I love when you stub your toe
right when you wake up in the morning
and it aches for the rest of the day.
Piece of shit.
Oh!
Get over there!
Don't move me on the other side.
All right, we're good.
We're good!
Nice nice nice nice nice
Oh my gosh, can't breathe.
Woo!
It's bad, thanks so much for the Fiverr man.
For the five gifted overall kick dude.
Carey, thank you for the five on a super chat.
Playlist anywhere?
We usually have the song up on stream like that.
I'll make sure I put it up more.
Thank you man.
Thank you for the gift and cheeks even a tenner. I say this with a lot of love with Mr. Merks
but how does he have the voice of a six foot eight giant but the body of a horse jockey
also looking very petite today. Well first off thank you so much for thinking I look
petite today. I did take a shit this morning. Made it true. I think I lost about seven
pounds so man I don't know I don't know how he does it it's like shit you ever
seen that meme of that little dog was like like oh you're cute it goes fuck
kind of like the same thing I don't know it's like a like a little bullfrog
on most you know you know what I mean I don't make no sense did you guys know
that he was actually in Lord of the Rings he's one of the obvets him in
summit actually I'm pretty sure they both were extras on that when the village
came up they're having all them parties and shit pretty sure wasn't Nick in
Isn't that movie?
Well, it's positive he was.
Invite taxi, I know you're European.
I know you're European and I know you're trying
to cause issues with us not today.
And don't take, we'll dump that tea in the water again.
Don't tip us.
We've done it for less.
We've done it for less.
Don't do it.
Don't want none of this beef.
No one none of it.
Uh-uh.
Hey, oh.
Two.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
Okay, I'm back
Frodo Merks
Okay
You fucking Frodo Merks
I just sat down Frodo Merkman
What are you talking about on there?
Talking about how much we love you
That's what we were saying
Talking about how much we love you
Talking about how you had a body of a jockey
jockey but the voice of Thor you know pretty kind of body over jockey bro you
gotta be fucked up for track man I'm trying to tell you do you wash your hands
at the kid I don't ever wash my hands in my life ever wash it I got up a day I
don't even really be touching nothing
I got up a day
yeah no matter why I look I can lie you when we lie say I wash my hands you
You don't got a lot of nobody, bro.
Exactly.
I didn't wash my behind the backs.
I went through my whole neighborhood
looking for a cheeseburger last night.
You ain't talking to the wrong one.
Come on, baby.
One of us.
For real.
OK.
Yo, you want to hear something funny?
Hear me.
The last night, whenever we were ordering McDonald's,
my wife texted me, right?
And she, you know, my wife likes being sentimental.
You know what I mean?
She's like she sends me like those tiktoks like tiktoks that makes her think about me. Oh
She sends me this tiktok
It's like secret to a happy marriage. I haven't even watched it. I mean baby if you're watching I'm watching
She said to me she's like you're definitely my favorite person and I won the lottery with you. I love you, baby. Damn
Type she responded. You want anything from McDonald's?
Love language right there
I know you're kidding when I said you a nice tiktok and I made you a whole good meal
What the fuck did you call me about my first day price?
That is perfect. It's perfect
She won't for me now sweetheart
But you won't it would this occasion wait
I don't know. So funny. And my
wife doesn't like when I talk
about a man but it when she
was pregnant man, I mean bro,
McDonald's because you should
get eliminated in this house,
man. You really got it. That
was true. Oh, that's you.
Bro, when whenever you decide
right, she's she's pregnant
and you it's like they just
always want to eat everything
man. And so do you and me,
and then Taco Bell the same day, you know?
But they will.
And listen to me, if you don't eat it,
then you're a fucking asshole.
You think she's fat or something, you know what I mean?
Now you're in that room, you know?
You're a piece of shit.
Right, you better just eat the fucking
Crush Raps Supreme and the Big Mac.
Is that it?
Oh my God.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh goodness gracious.
Oh yeah.
Taxi taxi DMV taxi said we're all gone
Wait, he didn't me said you guys were playing generous chat trolling
Chas just cooking this shit on
Yeah, there's a snapbook that I always have only have to chat I can't remember
lost a snap of the last game. Yeah, that's so funny. I gotta just. Yeah, I don't know.
Let's do it. We're going to get there. We're gonna play a little more careful. Yeah, we
You just have to. There's no other way.
Yeah.
What kind of lead?
Alright.
We're a little late. I saw some players in front of me.
What was that? Are you?
Oh, you are far, okay
Is that you
That was it you right, you know, no, that's not me. Okay, they're on my left effect
Yeah, they are bro. If I get a lot of fights walls here
I got it.
Right there.
Spreading over to me.
Got one.
Another one here.
He walled him on the wall.
He's one.
There's a knock on the new team too.
Two knocks right now.
Bombing it. Bombing it.
Bombing it.
Don't kill me. One more left.
One more left.
I got it.
He's running.
Get that bitch.
Get his fender part.
No, I'm a big tip.
Don't worry.
I heard someone reach shield. Is that you?
Don't let him run.
Please, please, please.
I'll be quick.
I'm fucked.
See you in two seconds.
I had to be him yeah a lot of loo here bro
keep it tight keep it tight yeah we'll
look together you look at that Bobcat
Connecticut brother I sound like that
shit
We'll put you don't have any walls
I'm just gonna minimize movement hey look at that
Shot him
And I'm sliding down. I'm sliding down. Okay, it's okay
Come on man. We play the fucking game
I'm trying to rotate back. Yeah, go up top. They're gonna they're gonna come over. I need to get the bucket yet
here we have a bunch of loot I'm just gonna I'll loot this later I'm coming
to come up with you. We're gonna get on this guy I want if you're with me I'm
with you with you hit it hit it hit it
now looking yeah I don't think
I'm going to grab that body right here.
I'm going to roll it.
On.
I'm improving this wall.
Heavy and shotgun this guy, if I have a choreo for you.
Yeah, look at it.
It had to be from height.
I'm gonna go back on the body.
Yeah, okay.
We have teams coming from behind us.
Okay.
About to be a sandwich.
For all blue choke.
I have to try to loot this body.
Yeah, TNA is close.
See them at all?
Bro, we're gonna get shot in the eye.
I see both, I see both, I see both.
They're both here.
I shot at them.
They might be cheating.
They might be cheating.
Right here.
Warning, up there.
They haven't moved.
Okay, it's weird.
Keep up peeking your back a little bit.
Yeah, I'm coming down to you.
They're looking right at me, bro
Nades
Get that guy ready my job come back up again
Yep on our right on our right I'm putting a wall
Right here just just okay, okay, they're gonna run right down here to us
Yeah, he's running right down. I might have to hang out this way.
Is that you, Sliden?
No.
I just slid behind you.
I see him both. Straight and horizontal. I see him hopping up.
Hoppin' up.
Back here?
Two, two right down here.
There's one.
Got two.
One up.
There's two.
Smokes behind.
These two up.
We're getting pinched.
Yeah, Tina.
Alright, alright, just show, just show, just...
AFK, AFK, AFK.
They're snapping up.
Not good bro, no
Love that about you
This is so dumb
There we go
They're up there. Mm-hmm. Are they really?
Didn't crack one all
They're shielding up back one
I didn't hit nothing on the second one, okay.
Watch out, overhead, never mind, watch out, Raider, there.
Oh, he's dead.
He's out.
He's taking my load up.
Up there.
Danger.
Look out.
Danger.
All right, there he is.
They're really, really good kill.
Can't lie.
Keep playing down here now.
Okay, we'll do it again.
Yep.
I have a single wall left, guy.
We're fucking safe, bye-bye.
Yes, sir.
Okay.
I think he popped me twice from up top.
That's good. He got a team over here. We played for like some five minutes. I think that's our game plan.
We have three teams here. We have a solo and two duos. That team got away. They're over there somewhere.
There's so much fucking game, man. We have to get this loot. Okay, I'm gonna wall this right here.
And just get some stuff off this guy. Yep. I'll play Renegade.
I think we're okay to hit this. Hopefully he has a smoke. I agree.
Smoke is huge for us. I'd say loot that guy smoke off Bob that guy loophop that guy
I got Toro
Nice three more walls. Nice. I should be sure 31
Okay, I'm good right now. I've been 85 blue and a whole 31 after so I'm killing
Have this man that wall
there they are well let's grab off cat on tight corner right where I where I
slid on that guy hold on grab each other you can't go anywhere he can't go
anywhere I'm gonna slide on where you're ready I need you I need to hang or
right there right there you cannot go anywhere
go go go go go go go go go go
that's a jab
cool
wearing your skin the exact skin that you're wearing
no helmet no anything
I'm looking at your lower I'm just looking to see
hatch maybe
you look good
Okay, I'm gonna blow out my smoke again. Let's try again. Yeah, holy shit. I'm gonna right back up there
No way
Kinetic yeah, let's go
Alright, loot that. We grab this guy, and I think we bail.
No, we need all this stuff.
Okay.
You cut, you cut, you...
Yeah, we need all of it, we're in that shit.
Alright, we still have team up top, they've found another team.
Uh, wait a minute.
Everybody, this is him. Pretty good. Beautiful.
Another Toro.
Cool. Alright, we're gonna start inching our way up.
Yeah, I'm gonna get up to the, to our little walls we have on the right.
Let's go.
You good?
Good.
I had to drop my extra shield.
I got a knockdown breaker.
Play it slow, bro.
Play it slow.
You got more walls?
You started slowly grabbing them too.
Yup.
Dates left grab more walls you should you start slowly grab them too
Come in this this guy's completely hit
I'll keep it up. There should be a body on the wall.
He's just on the wall up there.
is that there's a lot of bodies there's that there's also a body on that to
I'll barricade over there. Want to check that out? Yeah, go ahead. I got you
There's not
PEPC, isn't it?
That's a layer of...
Bitch.
Prepping that one on the left.
I'm describing walls. I mean, we should look at the other side, but it's gonna be really hard to loot all that with that guy out there sitting there camping us.
We think.
I think we got what they want. I think really, like, we count the amount of bodies.
We had this team, we looted them. We had a team above us, two ambushers.
while we were looting this team we killed them we looted them did the other two
ob-cat guy looted the other guy on the other side of this wall which is
unlooted but maybe one of them looted them because he had an extra Toro on
him which I had now have this team came in killed one team up top they have the
tempest they have the high ground and we had the team right that bailed I
think we have all the loot besides maybe one or two bodies okay we can
pull back and go straight to hatch. Yeah we'll go hatch to keep a chase. Let's go. Grab this wall recruit.
What's going to work? We're talking about archers. We miss out on maybe a Toro and an excess renegade. That's it.
They're in love. They're in love.
They're shooting at you? Yeah, yeah.
Not to you.
They don't fucking suck.
Hey bitch, I know you're in the stream.
Bobcat, gold stock.
You want to come and get it?
Yeah, I'd fight them in these hills any day.
I'd actually love that.
I saw him roll like hell.
Come get some
We'll wait at the hatch for you
So I say we go back side hatch go to the floor wait to see if they want to come get some they come to me coming with
the boat first I have a
Little gift for you. I'm over just hold on to it for now. I'm gonna be overweight. I'll do that the hatch
Have an extra ready for you as well
So we fight right up in here
now
I see him up there still
danger up there
No, I'm not coming to grab walls would leave
Is there like barely see him whole fucking pixel I
Wouldn't want to give high ground up against us either. Oh bitch boss
Take this before we go thank you
Do some business here you go
ready you're on the team now man you're on the ready team let's go baby
you should god dude it's like we got to do the Lord's work to survive these men
we gotta be at our best at all fucking best that slide on that guy with the
twirl was nice thank you he's gonna thurs your ass I could get down there
fast enough. He wanted me. I saw you go down and I was like, ooh, and then he just
bop, bop, bop. He wanted me trust. Goodness. He died for it. Got a little pop cat inventory
going man. We're building slowly.
I got this renegade it's like 80 durability I shot those walls and
those people so many times I left at 29. Holy shit. I was fucking let them have it.
it's a fun gun man yeah I realized the damage on this bitch it's insane a like
you're hitting head ease you're just pop pop pop dad pop pop pop dad right it's
insane man there is times brother there's times where it's just like where the
fuck are my bullets going I know you see that you see the you see the red
blood too but it's like it's not even hitting them I'll tell you I know you
said you don't I love the extended barrel I know you don't know how loud you
are so loud with that thing man like everybody's here in that shit that's
all yeah
It's the master!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
That's my fuckin guy right there!
Appreciate you bro.
SAAIMA NEAMS!!!
SAAIA FUKIN NEAMS!!!
Day in and day out!
I love you, bitch...
I love you deeply...
My guy.
fire okay white white green green mine barricade two teenagers I gotta heal
this man
123 month reset man god damn that's a lot of fucking months man still
Thank you for the five. I appreciate you man. Thank you
Ten fucking years Alex bro your boys been streaming for 15 years you guys don't understand
some of you are new I are newer I find but you don't understand I've been this
fucking camera for 15 years man moving around up here Wow Wow
Yeah
I play God he's favorite song real quick, bro
Bro present the game for a cool minute
Yeah, you want to hear something crazy, bro
I took a Greyhound bus from Detroit to Texas for a Gears of War tournament that had a prize pool of $2,000
It was a three-day trip there and a three-day trip back
For a Gears of War one land
2007
2007, yeah, I bet you don't regret it. Hell no time of my life, man
What do you even eat? It didn't matter man. Whatever I had. Fuck it
I
Did you place yeah, it wasn't great though. I think we got like top eight. I didn't make no money, you know
What the fuckers were just doing anything pure passion
Had had nothing to do with money man. No money in the game. We didn't give a fuck but we were actively throwing our lives away
For the love of the game man, it's so fun to talk about that now
Because there's so much money in it
We all genuinely had no idea that it would be what it is today zero clue
zero fucking clue
We locked out man, you know scoops. Thank you for the prime, bro
You played back then to see who was the best literally man
weird we're just playing for keeps truly they didn't even three months man KGW
to one fucking awesome hello captain serious I'm corporal jokes
oh playing from nothing to pissing money
got it the tell about the AW streams bro you know nothing about it man oh my
I'm sorry I'm back bro.
Welcome back.
I was getting some blessings.
Come on now.
The Lord sent some fucking angels down from the sky.
Lord!
Is that us?
That's us.
Are you having fun with ol' Teppy John?
John
Jimmy Jim
The only time I like using the tempest if I got these exact attachments on it, bro blue top purple grip
I'm new mag anything else. I don't want to run it. I think you can green grip it pretty sure
Same shit you can but it ain't it ain't
Horizontal there is zero movement like no doubt
Yeah, like you point you shoot it go
Boy you shoot it go yeah, I'm gonna try to I mean
It's gonna be careful when we do this because there are these
But I don't care. Oh
labor
Where?
In the tunnel in the tunnel
I'll shoot it
Oh boy
They're down there. They're down there.
This is a high-risk, high-reward player right here, big dog.
Big roof, big roof.
No, no, no, no, no.
I got it! I got it!
Too late. All of these?
Too late? Oh yeah.
Nothing right tower? Nothing left tower?
It's quiet.
It is quiet, too.
I
Yeah
Thank God, I'll take it.
What'd you get?
I just need parts, man.
I got a blue gun.
I don't have any one.
Close.
nice
Those advanced parts are so like neither bunch of steel springs or something, but I don't even know where to fucking find
Yeah, everybody in you Chad now
Nick, it still springs are easy, you just gotta go to this location, this way, or this way.
It probably are though, right? It probably fuckin' are.
100%
We usually do the exact same thing every raid, so it's...
At our exact route, we usually don't see them.
It's so funny, man, when I play with, like, Taxi, and I play with, uh, Clotesy,
and it's nothing against them. They play the game correct. We play the game wrong, right?
But they'll spawn in, and they'll go to like.
They think they're going to swamp, they're going like all the stashes and swamps, they're going to like this little side area first, looting all the good POIs and this, that and the other, and I'm just sitting there like a cooped up jackrabbit, wanting to go to the big tower to go get involved, you know?
Oh, the little raider flare, VP, sure.
Shots back this way.
I
Make it fucking make it shielded below me 100%
Oh, yeah, they're on my corner.
of
the
the
the
He's 3 HP. Oh, I'm gonna hit the drop.
It might both be under.
I shot that guy in here.
It's kinda hard to see him.
Yeah, right here.
Going down the stairs I think.
You're on mute.
Dropping down zip.
getting active
we have both of them down here once cracked by the way at the end
watch out, down there
one dead
taking you in once, in twice, dead
I don't know where you went man.
Hold off the staircase.
What are you doing?
I walked off the staircase so nothing's coming from behind me.
Okay.
I think he got out to the right side.
Okay.
Hit the hip, hit the hip.
I think he just landed there somewhere.
By the tower.
Let's go, let's go, let's go back around.
Get my mines out of here.
I'm going to go to the right.
Mm-hmm.
Let me do it, let me do it.
You know what I'm saying, you know what I'm saying?
I see him. Boom.
Out there.
In that corner.
Just a little.
I
Try to fuck you. They won't even beat me man
I just want to one flip us through the fucking tempest
I can't shoot through it. He can't shoot me either
All day
That's only one, huh?
Was it a trio?
Yeah, he kind of sounded like the others, didn't he?
Yeah, he kind of, like they're all friends.
He leveled a trash talk.
Yeah.
I'll grab this guy.
Like this guy was talking shit about a ball exploding and not hitting me.
That guy said we were pussies for him dying. It lines up right
Some common ground if you will if you may yeah
Now I don't know what this guy was so fucking mad about
Then one
It's gonna be okay
did he not have a tempus? did he have parts in it? I mean because he was
fucking spraying something on me, but it's not that.
I'll get her out of there too as well, but right out.
you did have her out of there? Yeah, I got her out of there.
That's what sounded like a tempi. That's where I get them so confused every time.
No, no, I'll be through. I need chemicals bad.
I got a crack. Yeah, me as well. Me as well. Me as well.
Parts. Get all the balls. Call me if you need me.
Yeah, sir. Right there. Me as well.
Read it up.
I'll go up to third.
Me as split in plums. Not me. You?
Oh
Now I goes you wasn't me maybe it is me
I
Still having that clip
We have you turned off the music and I'm trying my heart
I'm so happy to know that I was so funny
Yeah, wait a minute. What do we actually sound like?
Like how bad is it?
How bad?
How bad are we talking about?
I think, like, your YouTube stream.
So you said you're doing the same thing as me and Pina now?
Yeah, because it really wasn't generating that much more after.
And it's like, it's such a difference between the two, you know?
Oh, bro, yeah.
Yeah, your YouTube stream now gets to experience the same thing as your Twitch stream.
And remember Chad, even though it's, you know, not incredibly different, it's still different.
And all Nick and me and he asked me to tell you that you like the stream so you can enjoy it.
And the same stream as everybody else when we take a little bit of a hit for it.
So if you ain't liking the stream, here's a piece of garbage. So like the stream!
There we go.
I need you to hold that.
It's an even trade. It's an even trade.
For the YouTube chat.
How do I have 18 chemicals after all this, man?
Fuck.
You?
Yeah, that guy was right.
I told you.
Don't you listen.
you? Yeah, that guy was right, I'm just gonna suck him up.
Get him! Get him!
Don't you listen to him.
He's right here.
Oh my god. Five bats and one pier?
Fuckin' tickle me elbow.
You kidding me?
Fuckin' tickle me elbow, goddammit.
What about?
Diggin' that crew, ain't ya boy?
Every last drop.
You diggin' that crew, ain't ya boy?
We're taking ships in Venezuela over here
Boydreck got a man there somewhere
Get that by the gang
Oh nine chemicals score
I'm not a big pile, we're not gonna get a lot of seeds.
Uh, Stella?
Nope.
Um...
I don't know.
David?
David, I'll be...
Bird said I ate your rip-part fruits and shit.
Hey, Rip Park Fruit? I don't know.
Oh, this guy ripped all the trinkets.
Nice.
Not a knife.
That goes to Arc alloy now.
It's just wind.
I
Brother I think we get out
Yeah, I'm good one processor so I can stack up for we get really lucky
I think the turret was on my zombie, but...
Okay, there you go, ready to roll bro, ready to pot him, he's off of the pisser.
We have an idea. What are you going to make of all of them?
Got the armor. Yep.
We can just like the ball we already have.
It's going to go really fast.
It's going to be even worse.
It's going to go fast as shit.
The low-lifting people's faces is going to do five times the amount of damage.
What do you think?
Great idea, Carl.
Great idea, Carl.
Let's do it.
It's not going to be something random or rare.
It's going to be everywhere.
And I feel like it has the same aggro range as those small
balls, which is far as fuck.
To be honest, think I'm getting low on keys.
I got you.
Some word.
Get out of my way.
Got it.
We'll take a win.
We'll take a win.
wait what pretty super entertained by that but they will be with what that
produces it wasn't pretty I'd say it was pretty no I was at it but we need what
we need man hey man talk to him
oh they shot even the best but you playing late tonight if so what's the
Yes, uh, I don't know what we're playing
But I will keep you in the loop for sure
Figure it out
Yeah, I don't want to play apex again, man. I mean I'd like to play apex every now and again, you know
But I don't want to play it like every night really
And plus I don't think hutch really wants to play that shit. I can't lie. That's like blame him or anything, but pretty sure a
Pretty sure you don't want to play that shit
Okay
I'm bringing in two wolf packs to kill the rocketeers. We're gonna upgrade this bench already
All right captain
And a lot of processors I just need it dude
How do I do it?
It's more keys need more walls
I need more crude, I only do nine, fuck.
This is what I need.
I can make six.
That's huge.
I have no more teammates, bro. Fuck, I had a good little thing going.
Alright, white, white, green, green, should be good, both healthy, Shields healthy, use
some more odd bits.
You want to hear, you want to hear, you want to hear, you want to hear, you want to hear
before we have our full chat.
Damn it.
I'm just going to go ahead.
I was spelling this, uh, paper, uh, open them up, my size.
They asked if people still use it, like, uh, you know, a lot of people, like,
rub down their chest, uh, spell during the game, kind of keep them alarm, keep
them alive you know right what says we don't how many people do but you know we
have stuff that you put on your body and your muscles to kind of lube them up a
little bit right so when you're playing a hundred and sixty games you get you know
your body gets tired right so my first ever my rookie season I hurt myself
working out with Jerry's familia I pulled my muscle in my back and I didn't
want to miss my first outing as a pro baseball player so I go up to our
Our trainer, our trainer's name is Heroto.
Heroto, yeah, the best.
And Heroto was like, hey, listen,
we have some icy hot, you can put it on your back,
it'll help you.
And I said, I looked at Heroto and I said, Heroto.
Gotcha, I appreciate the five man, thank you, bro, thank you.
I said, I want the best and the hottest thing you got
that I can put on my back so I can play the fucking game.
No, no, wait, I was being a dick.
Cause I was like, I need to get, I need to feel better.
I was like, God, don't waste my time.
Give me that good shit.
Give me the good stuff.
My man pulls out this serum.
Okay?
Pulls out this fucking serum.
And it is zero red as fire.
And it's not anything you can, like,
this is some clinical grade shit.
Okay?
So he gives it to me.
I'll tell you what it is after.
So he gives it to me.
And he's like, I'm not gonna put this on you.
Cause I wouldn't use this.
So if you want to put it on, you're going to have to put it on yourself.
Kill me. Kill me.
So I talked to my catchers.
Name is Robbie Kid. Well, I said, Robbie, you're going to have to put this on my back.
He goes, all right, I take my jersey off in the bullpen.
I lay on the ground. No, I was standing up at this point and he lathers with a
with a, one of those, what's it called?
plastic gloves he lathers my back with this with this red substance I'm sitting
there throwing in a bullpen and it's just getting hotter bro like it started
out and there was no gradual hotness like it started out hot and it's kept
getting hot next thing I know in a matter of no it was no like couple of
minutes it was like in 45 seconds I've regretted my decision so I'm sitting
there and I'm like I can touch through it and then I began to sweat oh fuck man
the sweat has now dripped this red substance into my ass crack oh in between
my butt cheeks and my gooch all my legs I mean Robin he didn't he didn't
He he put it all over my back right and that sounds a-yo, but it's the truth
He put that red substance all over my back
So at this point at this point I've regretted it. I said the roto. I've made a grave mistake
How do I get it off? He gave me this blue sauce, and I don't know what it was
Oh, he's one I have three times and now I'm taking this blue liquid and I'm putting it on top of the red liquid
The hope that it somehow cools it off
Doesn't and I get a call hutch. You're going in. Oh, this is my first ever outing as a pro baseball player
I am
Number one the first time it's number one first time first ever experience
I go out there
And in my first outing, I am pumping 96 to 101
Not a fucking strike in sight. I mean that's a exaggeration
I was actually like 96 to 98 touching at your 99. I never hit a hundred in a pro game, but
Bro, I I'm not kidding you first pitch fucking to the midway up the fucking backstop
I didn't go near the catcher, the umpire, the hitter, no one saw that ball and I walked the bases loaded and I didn't throw a strike and they pulled me out.
He's going to go for the rest dude, that is just, I'm sorry.
That would not be fun.
I don't know why that question actually made me think of that.
There's no defense.
You think of that pain.
Crack this.
I see, I see, I see.
I'm dropping. I'm gonna take some damage to get through these guys.
He was the low left corner.
Yeah, I see him.
Cross?
No!
No lie!
What's up, you little fucker?
Let me stay! Let me stay!
Okay, okay, sing!
No, chill out! Chill out!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, sing!
I was such a wanker!
Okay, come sing!
No, you shut the... sing!
Ha!
Sing!
I'm gonna go out and sing my...
Sing!
What do you want to sing?
Call me maybe.
Huh?
Call me maybe.
Call me maybe.
one second
hey I just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my honor
yeah
so don't get me baby
yeah
I'm gonna bleed out
I'm gonna bleed out
it's hard to look like
at you baby
so here's my number
so call me baby
yeah it's gay
yeah that was good
that was good
it was good
I'm really talking to Nick Murch
Come on gang of course
Can't lie you cannot lie you do not lie
We were going to go in a red together!
Yeah, but I saw a red floor on his back and he said, I had a really fucking hurt buddy.
I fucking need this.
It's a red tree attached because I feel really bad right now.
But listen, I fucking need this.
Yo!
Neck!
Yeah!
Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry.
I was fucking insane!
Well, he didn't lie.
He lied.
He lied so bad.
You know what he did like he lied he like he lied so bad
That's on me oh that's on me
And what was the red substance it was they put the same substance on horses before they
run on like the Kentucky Derby.
Whenever they have to pull it away.
Or they have to hurt ligaments.
You put a horse cream on you?
Horse cream on you.
Family what the fuck you are not real.
Clinical grade horse cream.
He said I was just watching you.
Right, so he should know we were live.
Live, bro.
Paste, whatever it's called.
Yeah, live.
Oh, bro, it heat up.
Yeah, trust me, I had to do it.
It heat up so hot it, I had to rash.
Oh my God.
Yeah, you're already like pink, dude.
You're probably really pink.
Bro, it's so bad.
They're in here.
I was gonna fucking eat them, bro.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You're doing it, thanks.
But I was fucking so in here.
Oh, not an athlete.
Fuck.
Whoa.
Damn, man.
They got some serious creams out there man to take away pain like serious shit
They probably do that but you get like some some prescription stuff. That's just absolutely
Like like that, you know, oh, brother. You know, you're hearing me talk about how I couldn't do it
we had guys on our team and
again
Dominican guys there they're just they're superhuman right do these motherfuckers would use that and they would just put it on their arm
like nowhere else just lather it up from there right there right there look at your left
to your left to your left to your left right here
right yeah
once it once twice crack
last guys are shooting at us now
last guys have good shots on right
last guys should be shooting at me coming coming coming coming
But
Yeah, they waited for us to come down sorry shooting
I missed some shots with him that guy's good on you
All right, we've team to our right team in this tower
We can get to arrival. We're being a little bit of pinch. We're at least we can get to that area
Hey, there's a lot there. We're gonna look right now
I don't even know what to get.
Watch that, make sure you pull off your bag, this arrival team is weird.
They're not looking anymore, actually, they're...
...a raider by the departure building.
There's two G's over there.
Okay.
Let's get these guys.
Well, how'd that show up, Moose?
That's all. That's Maxite.
That's that one.
Height's gonna shoot you if you hit a wall.
What?
That's not real.
What?
Not real.
Yeah!
Bitch.
Cracked in, head in.
Behind us.
I'm going to look at you.
I'm going to look at you.
Cry.
Fucked up.
Behind her.
I'm trying to ride him on if they see me.
I just fell.
I fucked up.
Okay.
That's okay.
I'd be worth playing down here to be honest with all this.
Take your time.
I'm not doing it.
We're fighting.
With you.
Okay.
have to be bottom yeah running
watch our back everybody's just in love with us right now we have other ones
Other ones are crawling around out there man fucking bitches
Shots in the other tower man
No, it's out by a tree
Mr.. Died who dropped
That guy right there that's you I killed
Me no, he's already out. He's already goofed could be that guy right here was good. No
Yes, yes, yeah, okay, that's why I just killed two seconds ago. How many grouped them? There's two slots
Where is there's somebody out there I saw him get knocked and drop dropped like right here
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Justin, there was another person.
No fucking way.
Got one here.
Please be looted, man.
Everybody I killed today is just not...
There was one guy.
I got stuff.
One.
Oh.
He's gotta keep complaining, I think.
Let's keep complaining.
Oh, is he there?
That's what's yours. That's what's yours.
I got a big gift for you. Big gift for you.
I didn't kill that guy.
That's a matter though. It's a cadence, man. It's a cadence of war.
I get the riches, and then you get the riches.
And then I get the riches, and then you get the riches.
We just keep going back and forth.
Yeah, I hear it. We climb the mountain.
And I'm with it.
We climb the mountain.
Alright, we'll push back over here.
there yes I don't know how I know but I am need me to come down here and grab
something yes
here you go baby well man and a stack of ammo oh yeah baby love how you stack
the 69 bullets come on purpose or is that just by a gift do you think I could
I appreciate you than I'm personal controller.
I appreciate you.
How much credit you give me.
I love you, bitch.
I've never gone without love, you bitch.
We'll go up.
There's no chance these guys are just still here, right?
No, they're dying.
They're dying.
Are you?
Sure. We gotta clear our edge before we look extra. I'm going.
We gotta kill these guys.
Yeah, these guys are on the extract right here.
I don't want to, we should look ahead.
Let's go.
He's at a hundred bots.
Two bots blow up in front of me.
Okay.
We're separated.
That's gonna go on deal.
Maybe not
Trying not to aggro these drones these guys are running
We'll run on opposite side
I
Was that extract just closed
Yeah, I don't know where they went
Sort of gun could have been you above me. How are you doing didn't pull a gun out now
I'm gonna get pulled out near me right here. You're right. You're right. You're right
Flash
I want to be plays for him
He's there see bass one dead one dead one dead and pulled
Go ahead back
Don't forget to take your medicine
I do but well how are you doing on parts you had six last time we checked I
think you keep them all right I'm gonna have my processors Max win poor old
choked three teenagers you kidding me are you fucking kidding me really
shoo back at my wish
as we're moving man yeah they were all right thank you Nick bro he killed us
when we sang our heart out.
He came back in the band.
Yeah, you're right.
You fibbed it up on the main stage, man.
And I saw that ready, brother.
I'm going to level with you, man.
It's been a tough day.
I saw that ready.
I started licking my lips.
You got to understand the boys haven't been eating right, man.
We're a little colorically low.
It hasn't been a lot of good wins, man, you know.
Colorically, I don't know what it means,
but it feels right.
Right.
Feels right.
We know you don't know what it means, Cracky.
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Get the hell out of the couch.
Someone just died inside the goof tower.
All those that.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Want to go for that?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I should get a little light on.
Yeah.
A little pile of extract.
I'm going to make a little pile over here.
Right here is fine in this bush.
Yeah.
All right, I'm going.
Remember to chat.
That bush over there.
These are the assholes who shot us in our back.
We're fighting.
I've got a big plate of spaghetti and meatballs
for my wife.
Want to turn around and head out?
No, we can do it.
We can do it.
All right, all right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Perfect, got a big big ol' cup.
Thank you for feeding my friend.
I got a big ol' cup.
One just stepped up.
Right buddy?
Right in front of me, moving left to right.
Push in another team.
Two stepped up.
Stop shooting yet.
Shooting now.
One hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hey, crack.
Got one more?
Flush.
One down.
On this barricade, 2HP.
On this barricade, 2HP.
On this barricade, 2HP.
Here you go, Nick.
Good day.
Good day.
Good day.
Yup.
Cash.
now he moved back, he moved back
inside, don't shoot at Fran, he's in a peak
I dropped down zip and you fucking go in
yeah, ready
3, 2, 1
might be above us now
I
Love us just reshielding. I'm gonna go upstairs right now go upstairs
See how I see if you have one about you go great
God was fucking lost that was fucking clean
I'm going for his boy
I
See a lot of them. I'm shooting right now got one
That's you
His boys there be how to finish that guy and they come over here and we'll go back and loot them
I'm rolling I'm moving right moving right
It's just
Don't you worry, I can't even hear a single fucking thing, but I got you
Oh there is
sure these are the guys that were shooting us the entire fucking raid yeah
yeah like you do is that you have enough here on your gun I got a ready for
baby and a 94 max win
it was just two bodies right but who did they kill though
you said that shit was going on when we were pulling up right yeah there was
So, I heard a, um, I heard a, um, I heard a knock, which I think is when they fell to their death because they came up zip.
Then on our way over, I heard a wolf pack be used.
That'll work back trail
Who the fuck through the trailblazer?
There's one of them at the R. I don't know
There's definitely another duo Xeris crapping. Yeah walls and shit, you know, okay
All there Crucky I
Can't do it
Oh
Bangs
Morning drivers in a new wolf pack. Yeah, I did see some shit like that
I'm gonna see that right there or a blue joke you go don't move it you lose it
Look at that right there.
Look at that bullsh**t.
Don't move easy.
Don't use it, you lose it.
God damn it.
Oh, damn it, Bobby.
There's that poor creature right there.
We all let it suffer too.
So they do nothing for us.
That's Satan's arm right there.
Get away from me.
God damn it.
Oh, I was gonna just let it happen.
Don't let it happen.
I was gonna let it happen.
Yeah, so I think with these new arcs, wait, before we leave, I do want to show you this.
Can I just realize that when we fought at last?
This arc right here, you don't have to shoot the protection off.
You can shoot those little side panels just like on that one. Yeah out from them like underneath it
And I see it's way easier to do it with a
Renegade if you ever been it's so hard. I
Don't see home crazy. Oh, you're right. You're right under and above
Like right here. I can't
Okay, so it flies that like an angle right
will prevent you from doing that right it's possible that's cool
oh my god beautiful rape thank you beautiful rape
jammy come on bro take take a look also shoot the yellow canister oh god I can't
a bunch of different ways. Okay. Don't tire one. Don't tire one.
I mean, meatballs, fresh parmesan chunks.
Come on
You guys don't like spaghetti and meatballs chat
Man, it's not like my favorite dish, but it's good little change up. Yeah
Meet in noodles.
Oh man.
Alright, we finally actually got some guns.
Finally.
So we haven't had a raid like that in a minute, okay?
Okay.
Keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep that.
How many reds am I?
Not even three rows man
Gotta do it man. Fuck I want to do it back. I do it
All right, Stingy's
I
Got no walls this time if you got a next to three for a goopa
Got you doors
Keep recycling these because
Sorry skill tree. I want to I want to do the arms your equipped gun has
That's the impact on your income
Sounds good and now I'm gonna do
Which one I'm gonna do this one I
Think maybe actually I don't know might I call it right there on this tree
Yeah, I think I call it right there on this tree actually
Yeah, now we go over here, maybe.
Hey, ice-creams.
Uh, good though. Go, baby.
I
Might be do a
What time is peanut start? I'm in the waiting room. What's up brother? Welcome in
I
Loose they come to the 25 that was 25
We appreciate you man
Thanks for the big gift those men chat. We're up over 20k again, man. Fuck. Yeah
Let me get Spartan help in the chat one time and come on a lot familiar
Come on. We've been in the game for a long time. We ain't going nowhere. A lot of people love us. A lot of people hate us.
We're in the fucking mix. Shit in and pissing like a fucking hippo. Pissing. It's coming out. We're flicking it around with our little fucking
fucking tail, you know? But, you know, we going nowhere, man. They ain't shit no lame shit. Appreciate you.
with you love me or hate me I love it all man. I love it all. Did you worry. Not a good
spot. Hutch. We've got a couple of good raids. So they put us in the worst spot on the map
I'm sweating fucking bullets buddy. Wait, what's going on right now? I thought something was up, man. I'm sweating bullets. I thought something was up.
If I walk outside, my wife has this big old smile on her face. I know she's a culprit. She's the culprit. She swapped the fucking thermostat out because she thought this other one and I got shot in the end.
I
Didn't even know they're swinging full swinging full swinging full swinging
Full swinging still full swinging
All right, hold on hold on hold on hold on I'm talking about this
What is that? What is that?
Get out. Can I sing you a song to get us out of this?
Why are we rats we just we just spawned we spawned right there next to you
I got actual hold on. Oh
You can kill us you can kill us and take the loot, but I have an actual proof
Okay, you're drawing
Yeah, I know you're sorry. Hey yo eat my dick bitch
Yeah, bro, it's us man. Wait, did you guys say be honest while your boy's looping that
guy up and checking the stream and standing behind you seems a little anger at life. Um,
did you guys just spawn in?
Literally, I just spawned in.
Bro, you guys spawned in literally that shit.
Bro, he says spawned in.
Fucking awesome.
The guys are retarded, bro.
Yeah.
I
Just spawned it in
Which one fucking art raiders are life
Holy shit good to have you the best part about that check it in J checking in with us
uh hey go ahead and take a look at the guy's name or the guy's account or who's talking all the
shit who didn't miss a bullet go ahead take a look at his name and his account the guy who was cool
as an actual steam account level two with three friends the other guy brand fucking new brand
spanking new god i love that love to see it bro only was anime it was hand to hand wait was it
anime no oh you buck got me turned up no no man just a fresh fresh off that
well it's kind of my online live row I was a little bit alive right there it's
kind of my bed you're all good man all right be timpy and I did kill him but
I like how his voice just like try to talk like have a conversation that guy
is trying so hard to be like I don't know I don't even know if hard is the right
word I think no I that's yeah he was trying to be like tough or something
I think you hit it on the nail, or hit the nail on the head, just being a f***.
you
you
you
you
you
Why I don't know so how do you turn it down?
Bro, it's it's just it's at 78, but it's supposed to be a 68
It's probably just some sensors fucked up
It's not actually doing it and again. I don't know why we would even change it the other one was fine
Yeah, but you already know if I go in there and I say the hot she's the leader
She's she holds on to the first place. How about I just don't do anything right right, right?
Because Bryson
This is what we need to do we own a home. I hope I just got a text
Oh, she hit me with the fuck off.
She's listening.
Oh, we're sorry.
Oh, we're fucked.
Sorry, Mrs. Hutch.
Here we go.
Nope.
There comes the shunata.
Here we go.
Fire up your engines!
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
You'll come in here with a sheet, dude.
I'll start chatting.
Hutch was a great man.
No, I won't miss him very much.
Everybody get your box boxes out.
come in
hehehehehe
you had to feel real boys
wait we might get really good
yeah they're in the open
okay we got team shoot properly
I have a very
oh okay
I'll get this guy
it might help if the guy with the ready hits more than one shot
right here right here right here right here
right
there's nice
You're going?
No.
You stay up here.
Oh, you're saying you got something I want to do?
He went under. He went under.
One went under.
You can win that.
Yeah, I kill under.
I need a bike.
Even the boy out of us.
Wait, wait, I have to put it in mine first.
I'm going to get flanked.
I'm going to get flanked.
I'm going to get flanked.
The boy's gonna be out of here unless he already dead, I can't tell.
The boy can't help, behind you, behind you, behind you, behind you, behind you, under,
under.
I have you this way.
He's under, he's under.
Still under?
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah.
I'm gonna hit him again.
I'm gonna fuck this up, fight.
That guy's dead.
I hit him again
Guys dead beautiful teammates deep
I have no walls bro, that's not good
Ryan little one
I should have a really bad angle on that guy. Really, really bad.
Check it.
It should probably heal. Oh, God.
Gotcha.
Alright, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Give me a little love today. Give me a little love today.
Give me a little love. Give me a lot of love.
It's the same skin same names watch
Well there I had
I'm already over this right now. I don't want to play it no more. I'm getting out so we can just restart for as you pull up that
Oh
That's them. Those guys know too much. We both know they do
Oh god, man. See those happen when you step on the walls, I hear it.
I love how they come up all the way. So I put three mines on three zips and they come up the one that doesn't have the mine
like just can I just play the game.
So anybody look at this man the profiles private one game ban on record like these are not good people.
They're not.
They're bad humans.
They get caught and they get banned.
They get two more opportunities.
Little salt in the wound there, Chow. Should you call out? Let's call my room.
Fucking joke, man. It's a fucking joke!
They don't care about us anymore, and BARC is back on the main street.
Online services are currently unavailable.
Oh, BARC.
Game down?
I hope I got banned. That'd be fire.
That'd be sick, bro. Imagine the content from that. Honestly, we get more from that than just playing.
I hope I did.
I've never seen that.
The other term of ban first strike cheating now. No, you don't know what you're talking about. Incorrect.
What do you say?
They do not.
They said they permit ban for first strike shooting, which is not right.
It is incorrect.
What they do now is if you have multiple accounts on your steam by family sharing, when the
main account or any account on there gets banned, all accounts get banned as well.
But they all will be able to be played on again once year the unbanned comes through,
which is a month.
The first thing is 30 days.
Which I thought, did they take away family sharing?
I don't know if they did that or not.
So three strikes system
It's still a three strike system that is just insane three it's brain dead
It's better to still be very very
Okay, took off family sharing them got you
Well, still, that's where that confusion came from.
SFCUC Army retired here. You guys killed my son three raids ago.
They killed a rocketeer and you guys shot him after.
Nick snipped my son's ass, so please apologize to Jackson and Luke.
I think you might have an apology here sir. I mean that man I mean got so many
ranks I don't even know what the fuck any of that means like we can't fuck with
that right it's just not even smart right just sir for the grace of both of us
sir I apologize to your family for what what me and hush did USA USA USA yeah
Shame on me
Fuck
Watch out, bro. We will be with us like in my house hype up videos
We'll be in the montage
Every day it's like fucking bro, it's like I'm back in 2012 watching it W2
I don't even know what the brain goes, that's safe.
It's bad, right?
I don't know what.
Dude, it was really bad when we started.
Couple great raids.
Really bad again.
There's no middle ground.
There's no like, oh man, everyone has gear and it's a legit experience or everyone
is fucking poor and has nothing and we just heard Sal Salabi.
There's no middle ground.
You hear tippies, you hear bobcats, expect to be ran down by a level 1 account, or private
profile with gamebans.
Be right in its sanity.
is pretty wild.
Uh, do you all be thinking for the 19 months, man?
Alex, do you use thinking for the tier one?
Okay.
Ray, thinking for the reset?
Nick and Peanut Apex Pro Scrims win?
No.
No, no, no.
Like, damn, dude, I take blurring out the screen for a bit at this point.
well I mean this is just like anything else boys anything else in life sometimes
good sometimes shit right now it's kind of shit but you know what surprisingly for
how much we're losing I am I don't know I feel pretty good
Fuck it, you know? Fuck it.
Okay, where are we?
Let's go to the head house.
Against the wind.
And we're late.
The wind is so loud, we can hear it down here.
Let's say keep your eyes open, but...
We'll clap with that.
I
Okay
This is gonna be a great raid I can just feel it in my balls
Right in front of me?
Right in front of me.
Back in the evening.
Coming in the end tonight.
That's either under or under cat.
I can't tell.
I'm popping off maybe.
I'm going right to the little drop down.
You know?
What's up?
I'm okay. This is a big ol' testicle.
He's nice. No nice occasion.
Aww. You dirty dog.
Oh
I'm gonna mind
These guys are free for very undergird for a lot free to
Yeah shit
We don't do your guy down there for you sure sure
people on the no no no
would you not do that oh
I got him right under me like right by the matter somewhere
You have a big big big ball by a
Okay, it just it just through the pillar. Did you see that shit it just turbo blew up didn't even give me time to dodge it
That one went there
The other one just blew the fuck up. Well, he didn't go this way. He would have to be in the car
I got it. I got it. I got a pretty kid. Yeah, that's right
about that for us
I was just read that wasn't your shield so close to us maybe for a gate okay
No, what was that?
So we get in there bro, so we get in there right now jump across right now. Yeah, right now
They're fighting maybe down below maybe down below
No, I'm on the stairs, baby.
No, they're in there.
My mind just went off behind.
That's all they had.
I can't fucking make it up.
I didn't mean to chill.
I'm not going to die of this, dude.
Just going to fucking quit like for no fucking reason.
There's three of them.
No way they fucking dropped out right then.
Run a trio, Lobby.
No, we need to go up.
No, we need to go up.
No, we need to go up.
I can't make it up, these kids are so full of shit man.
What just happened?
I EPP'd me from here, the other guy ran to the right side of Catwalk.
We're a trio lobby?
Yeah, I took two defense on one team.
I'm about to sit in the fucking corner until it's time to just sit here, bro, to here till 16
I'm down.
Well, that's good to hear.
Checking.
You go ahead and slow down, but watch the back.
Level 4,000 hours in our graders.
G2C.
All the way.
Legit.
Ronald.
With a crazy picture.
Private profile.
Right.
G2c
Ronald with a crazy picture private profile
All right, so right now we got this moist feet guy was the guy who's bitching
The Ronald guy is a pretty fucking crazy build. So maybe Ronald
Don't try that. It's only a cat that looked crazy. Okay
Well, we have this other team that hasn't said anything
yeah I guess I did definitely two of these it's gonna be a Toro only type of
clear for me go over and feed a cheater
I
Rattle you in here
You're here ready I
Can't believe I wouldn't I put I put like cash on the fact that if I if I walk out on that cat walk
I look right there's a guy right right behind that wall like real money
My band sword please a twist shadow everyone see him again
And then if they go to all the channels and I'm a modded in the band in there as well
I gotta hear what he heard. I gotta hear what he says. What he said
He's just he's doing the typical like not everybody streams. I would you roll like this shab is like
So quiet down Wow, that's fine with me man, we're gonna be the team to pull us up and wins
I hear him. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's that team. Find the other team. And cap. Let me
see. I'm going to test it. I'm going to test it. Hey, walk there a little bit right. Guaranteed
you shoot you. Yeah. That's them. That's them. That's them, man. They've been a shot
I don't think so man. I don't know though. I don't see it. I think it's underneath.
It's their case.
Wall.
Yeah, back.
They yours now
Way that fucking hit me
You wouldn't be dog-shitting the game
Mine mine mine mine inside
And I wasn't my mind I
Need your charges if you have any I don't have anymore
Yeah, I can fall down to give you some check up on strong bridge
And that guy really says something to me that just kind of up and made me feel like an asshole, but it was him
We've had the same time they do a hundred
I must piece of shit a little bit
Oh man no
They don't get to win
No, I won't let them win
I got shields
Stop goofing bro, stop goofing
I'm the only people in these states
You are and your mean to drag now you just lie
That I can copy
I do hear more.
All 100% more.
Where's the guy you killed?
You guys by?
One of those guys who just slammed through.
This guy, this guy.
You gotta watch out for him.
I'm in a really good spot right now.
You just look...
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
I only checked that one body.
No, they... I mean, they might have...
Clear. Ready?
Wait, is there another one that guy?
I mean, there was a couple guns, but I said we go clear.
You go check the other bodies.
Okay.
You gotta clear through this way first.
He's probably, this might be Kat's team, you're shot by Renegades right?
There's so many bodies just, just there's a, there's a, there's a door left, there's
a left.
I didn't hear him.
In the room maybe.
Yep, in the room.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, you're right.
Maybe under stairs or underneath somewhere.
Where are we here?
Long hall. Long hall then.
Yep.
Okay, can we loot these bodies?
I hear a teenage brother.
Yeah, there's one on the ground over here.
Everybody's down here on me. Come, come, come.
should be unleaded. Unleaded Renegade guys from cat. These are them.
403, 51, Renegade 4. Nice man. Walls 404, Renegade. Oh my gosh they're juiced.
Fuck it have it please have it Toro for
Any for
Toro for yes, man
No, I thought he would have it fuck I
Hope I didn't just hear him disassembling the wall. I'm watching people
We leave after this if you're down
Let's leave some meds on that guy. Yeah, grab it
I got a lot of torals one two three torals of three blue jokes down for business
all right we're gonna get four decked out okay any one for parks okay any one
two
And then here's three three three three three
Overpaid me a little bit, but I'm down. Oh, it's fine
You left the toll for on the first guy you lose fuck. Why'd you give us three?
Happy with this. I'm happy with this
I
Want a long way baby. Yeah, great ball
I don't even think we go up that way
Hey, what is the blue go?
We do go that way. We do blue goes out top
that goes towards the other hatch we go this way yeah agree man so those guys
who shot you in the back for the guys who were talking mad shit to the team that
we killed through all those teammates I think maybe they weren't strange maybe
the guy in the chat was right maybe we are giving them a bad for the doubt
I've still chatted this before I'll go get a stream sniping call
wait wait you see him you see him you see him
yes you do
watch out
I don't see those guys at all
you don't see the blue shield
no
oh we might be able to
ball on you ball on you
I don't understand that because
If I turn around, I'm off the top left.
Oh, God, I know it.
How the fuck does that happen?
How does it get damp?
I don't know.
Am I ratting?
Where are they coming from?
I see the hatch. I don't see them.
Taking ultimate height.
fuck man it's never easy never easy did you say that too at the same time yeah yeah yeah we played too much together
When there is closing, you have 10 minutes to return to the ground, but I repeat, 10 minutes.
Don't try to team-aid, you shoot.
Yeah.
I think they may have left.
I'm cracking it, you go first.
Oh, I'll, you go, you go, you go.
Get out!
Alright, we'll take it.
We'll take it.
I don't know what to say.
Oh
Why are they there Nick?
Why are they there?
How do they
I
Don't tell me I just opened up on screen too, please
The clanker did you open up that one? I didn't open up Clanker. All right, you should be good then don't open up playka
Oh my god, man like
We can't get lucky today, but they actually took off their shields and satin corners
All right, I appreciate we're on a day, baby
Maybe.
Bro,
Peanut's gonna get on it under an hour.
I'm fucked.
I mean, I'm a freak, kid.
Nah, that's not how I can bring you shit.
I can bring you- you should let me start bringing you shit right now.
I'm actually-
I've got like four-five raids in a row.
And I'm getting out of those raids.
Let me start bringing you shit.
I'm bringing you Vinny this raid.
Roll Vinny only for a bit.
Let me bring you Vinny's until we get back on top of things.
Alright.
I'll take a back trade, that's cool.
Okay.
I have 89k, and I gotta go into the bank to grab shields and fuck him and whatever.
She's dead.
I know.
She's dead.
She's dead, Bob.
She's dead.
Listen, this is what we need.
Listen to Timmy, let old Hutchie boy take the wheel.
This is what we need.
We don't get one of those raids.
This raid, maybe next raid, but we're gonna kill 47 people.
You're looting every single mother fucker.
And I don't care about the guns or whatever, you can give me whatever you want.
But in terms of Herbal's and Shield's, you just need to be mid maxin' the fuck out of that shit.
I don't need Herbal's.
I hear what you're making of Shield's.
I do Shield's at the Dread of the Rite.
Rinnigades and Vinny's. Good news is, I don't use Vinny's literally ever.
I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Vinnie Force, all with your name on it.
Let's do business.
7,200 bucks, every fuck.
And I got a hundred Toro's, so I really am good.
I got three Vinnie Force.
I got one single Toro's left, Vinnie.
I got eight Renz left, oh baby, hold on.
And they're all her, no, they're all her.
Oh, oh shit.
That's not good.
That's not good to go over here.
I got a lot of Herbal's though.
Herbal's, I'm good.
Okay, what about Blue Shields?
How many Blue Shields can you make?
I'm good on Blue Shields.
I'm good on Blue Shields.
I'm good.
Okay.
All right, so we're not doing terrible,
but we just ain't doing good.
Right, right.
Okay.
All right.
All right, all right.
I am about to rip apart every offspring I own
for some parts.
Oh, I definitely got one of your defecteds
over here for sure. Oh, wait, what do you say? He said, Hutch is so trash at this game. Who believes
anything this motherfucker says. Nick must feel so sorry for him. I mean, that's gotta be a fresh
band. I mean, he had to just dance someone new. I think he just came over. I think he just got
a YouTuber Twitch, the only Josh on Twitch. This guy had to just come over. The only Josh.
Did we just ban the Josh?
Oh, yeah, you had to that guy's got a fucking pickle with you.
Oh, yeah.
Well, Josh, I got a great deal for you.
It's called sucking my dick.
All right. And it's free of charge.
You can suck on that bitch as much as you like.
Hello.
What is it?
Oh god it gotta get better bro, it gotta get better, it gotta get better.
You're getting big, you're huge.
Gotta get better.
Whoa!
Ah!
Uh-uh.
Huh?
You are not allowed to touch anything in this office.
You can't touch this, you can't touch that.
You can't touch this, this, this, this, wait.
I got something.
You don't like these ones?
What ones do you like?
Yeah baby!
No caffeine, black tea, there's no cat, it's vegan, there's no tea, there's no caffeine.
We can have one because there's caffeine in it. I think there is. It does say black tea
on it. And in black tea, there is caffeine 100%. There's no caffeine. You sure you tested
did in the laboratory you did no no don't don't hit don't hit please don't
hit me you're being a goon you're being a goon
oh no no no you can do it are you good good beginning oh you're moving the guy
You're in here and so it begins, yeah.
You're going to make our audience here extremely dizzy.
Oh, teeny.
Oba gees you.
Oba gees you.
You having fun?
Are you kind of doing it?
You're doing the cha cha.
Nice
Huh, are you doing the cha-cha you move you move back and forth?
All right, let me see let me see. Oh, let me bring it. Let me bring this down so you can see where you're going
See that little blue dot up there. That's my teammate
He's six foot eight four hundred pounds. He looks like a big gorilla
We think what that
Don't hit those please please please I do that. I love you. Okay. I see a little bit watch you
Hey, watch this corner. This corner is gonna hurt you man
I'm here in my bed
Yeah, I couldn't take that plate out on you
Strange night
Oh, look at how beautiful the map is though, you know, you do you gotta appreciate just the green and the blue
You got team
Okay
Oh shit, oh, yeah, wait, would you my gun? Oh, no, oh fuck I dropped it at your feet. Oh god
Where did I spawn?
Here I am.
Look at that motherfucker.
Don't take that over some hurricane anyway.
Bro, bro, it's a suicidal call.
Yes, man.
Oh.
It's called chat.
That was almost bad. Real bad.
You got a little blue drum on this boy too?
You know what I mean? It's third.
snap hook and bite inside of that thing.
Oh.
That must be...
That's what I think that's going to be.
That's going to be like a looting area almost.
Oh, that's...
Oh my gosh.
So we have it activated tech all day, by the way.
Nope, I won't.
I kept thinking that we would just be able to get away from it,
But it's pretty surprising how bad the NA servers are with just stream snipers and cheaters
Folksy and taxi said that they literally don't play in a anymore. Oh, they don't yeah, it's not surprised by that
so folksy said that
We not even just stream time is just overall cheaters. It's like
It's not even close to any other server. Yeah problem is it's like in a you get gear players
But it's the highest amount of cheaters
Yeah, that's the problem, that's the problem, you get to get good gear.
Yeah, you have servers, you get less cheaters, still get some, but there's less, but the gear sucks.
And Brazilian servers, it's just ports, like you don't get any gear.
Unless you're playing with peanut, then you get sniped by Brazilian cheaters.
Keep a Brazil?
it's just like bro it's it's just weird it's a weird element currently in this
game very very weird
and we got a whole few servers or this player count stays up because the
player count starts to drop it's only going to get worse only gonna get so
much worse and I mean how long you think it'll stay after where it is
It's like it's a matter of time until it gets that point. Yeah, that's that's like top left by that drop down. I think
That sounds like a little hippie. I'll be around there
Nice nice
They're completely AFK folding the exact angle we're coming from I wonder what these guys were looking at
No way. I wonder what these guys were looking at. I
Wonder what these guys are looking at. I
Don't know. I can't believe we just walked up. Okay, it's for fully decked out
It's the exact tempest that I lost with the blue
I would love to know who this guy is because this is my tempest I lost earlier
Oh fucking man it is piss so it could just be coincidence but come up weird
We should look at this. That was strange. I won't lie to you
Imagine they're on like a little stream to life
That's I'm saying like I don't know what they could be doing
What in the fuck are these lobbies?
Whoo
We're right about this
Can't really
Oh my gosh, I don't have minds
I have my spray on the ground for you right behind you.
You hear it Lavi?
Yeah, we can just make it out.
Door, door, door.
They're just running right at us.
I watch, I watch, I watch, I watch.
You ready to come back up?
Yeah, coming back up now.
Ah, bad shots.
Who's that you hear today?
EDG, I know that name.
Who's that?
I miss.
He's pushing me with a fucking renegade.
to
what's gonna slide left
and the guys here with the rent of the corner
we're gonna fucking smoke the guy in the corner right that peeks at one of the guys left
try to hide it with me
i can not low you know
this guy just knows
I'm gonna wall off the big lake.
It might be.
We have no retreat.
Cover cover cover cover cover cover.
You just tried.
I got you guys got like a cheeky, up top angle.
Careful.
I have no more shoot targets. Yeah, I
Crank that guy
We could just still shooting with no health
Sway
I'm dropping shield behind so I can put another one back up.
I slid left, top left has a weird little fucking angle, man.
I don't know if you do.
You got it genuinely.
No, just sit. Just sit.
It'll be comfortable in an uncomfortable way right here.
It's way too heavy.
Maybe hit every shot by the way, it's pretty impressive.
Hit every shot.
I
Do now we're reds, huh? We're doing that. We're ready. We're doing that. We're ready
I'll say you do that. We're rents. Oh, how you do that? We're rents
You guys are pretty good man. Oh pretty good
Yeah, you pretty good man. You pretty good. Yeah, you pretty good man. Enjoy that man, bro
This has been the crate. Yo, we can't play an A. We can't. I mean, I know you can't every day every fucking game
This is crazy. I
Got some profile. I got you
And I play in a no more man. No way Jose. No, no, no, no, no
You can't we're gonna have the uber height screen and we cannot play an A
I got you another Vinnie coming in.
I should have kept scrolling that one.
You saw the fight probably just told you there's a push on that other one.
I give you a high just okay.
I don't even, I don't even.
Gave's shocked, bro. Gave's shocked.
Gave's shocked, bro.
There's no care that Gave is shocked.
We got to hide we got to be like
Hiding bunkers man. That's it. That's it the bunkers of every server. That's not in a just we cannot show the map
Yeah, do not we have to do not Q&A. I'm done with that. Hey
Yeah, we can't we can't you cannot cue it anymore man. So sad
Wow
It's one of those days where every fight that we're in, it doesn't feel right, feels weird.
Bro, and we got, dude, P's not even on yet.
Fuck, I'm gonna go and take a piss and think about life.
I got you in again, alright?
I got you in.
you
you
you
you
you
I just got to say man, I'm just gonna keep it a pancake with you, alright?
No.
No, there's a lot of places that I don't want to go and there's a lot of places that
I do.
on the belt
oh man
oh shit
somebody hit me in the back of the head with a shovel
any on the ground?
yeah, yeah, yeah
what a day so far, Bob
how was that pissed man? did you
did you
did you
Anywhere in reality set in that I got another six hours this shit
That's not high enough I might live
Right in front you do the guys alluded at it dude. Can I just say something? Oh?
Never been happier to see a yellow dot inside of my screen
We should have swapped a long time ago, but it was on me
I'm dead.
I'm down, I'm here, bro.
That guy's right on the right.
Watch out, guys.
Good team, I'll lie to you.
There's a whole other team.
No, it's a whole different team.
I killed my guy.
It's just, you know, it's the motto of the day.
It's the motto of the day, baby.
I
Don't think I
Want to fight live brother. They don't know about you
Why was I so fat right there couldn't fucking roll man about that yellow die. Yeah god damn
Wait, where's the, no.
You want to be your left already?
Just whenever you get a little farther?
Like yeah, to your left, to your left.
You can go that way.
Isn't it up there?
No.
I don't think so.
Yeah, no.
You need to go left to the gas station.
This has been a day, man.
I mean, this has been a generational day.
day
I already pulled chat after however many hours of Arkham and tell peanut we are both down for a variety again
Yeah
Shit, ah
I mean I played fucking I do a work out of it
That it up there, oh, man, we got some so many ways to go
no that's it to your left that building right there yeah right there that's the
gas station it's very cool I don't know if I have a hasky brother did I forget
Hashtag
I did not have it almost nice it pops about a hundred meters, okay
No
Oh, that's terrible.
you
you
you
you
you
is miserable. Oh yeah baby. I forgot how good we had it, didn't we? Once upon a time we should be on top of the world, Nick. Once upon a time.
We're down here in the slums. We're down here in the slums now. We want to grind. Even our time.
All right, get some processes.
That sounded pretty close. Careful.
Oh. Really close.
I'm gonna be honest. Fell's one of those mats where I'm left.
Yeah, it sounds like it's right next to you in your ear.
But you don't really gotta worry about it.
I just got 11 batteries from that one fucking thing.
That is insane.
You sure it's this guy?
I'm gonna be off to sell that real.
The bats man get the bats so quick in here it's crazy
Easy.
Yeah, bro.
Door?
Search this.
I think everything has been moved.
I
First never security breach I got an off-screen blue breath. Yeah
Thank you. Ain't nothing crazy, but thank you. It's honest work
I think we're out yeah, yeah, we got so much shit
I
That's the run we just keep doing this over and over again
We'll get things for teenage we'll get excess bullshit. We'll get PVP here and there
And then and then what we do you be next time we'll only throw teammates. We don't need to shoot
Yeah, the only time I think teenage would have actually mattered it was like that team on spiral and even then I think those guys were walling that fix off so I don't even know if it would work.
I know, I know, I'm bad, rub that, but not peanut butter crackers didn't bug it.
Great, chairman.
Peanut butter crackers and Athena, come on, breathe, that's just cool.
I
Okay, come on that's one
Let's start stacking them up, man.
Put one on the board.
Maybe we need one on the board.
We're nothing without peanut.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's gonna be flipped.
It's gonna be shown to him.
I know.
But just make it.
I think I can have a little bottle of this all.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I hear you.
I hear you.
I got a bottle of peanut.
I got a bottle of peanut.
You got one, too.
Peanut, anything?
Okay.
I got more money from that
than I did from just about anything all fucking day.
but we have died all day so it makes sense
right
look at this man
damn
I'm fucking rich
are you understand man
I'm fucking just came up out here
fuck yeah
ah damn
I wonder if we just played this map all day
play this map all day for like a stream. If we would just go up M's.
Well, OK, so there's so much money on the map, bro.
I play so a lot when I'm not playing with you.
Like I thought I play a Stella with Sim and them and it's it's it's mixed,
right, because it's like you couldn't come in here with a Vinny.
You have to come in here with a shotgun or a Bobcat. That's it.
So as fast as you go up,
Like bro, me and Tifu, the day before the wife,
I don't know if anything with an enchantment
can have my back on this, but we made like five mil.
That's no enchantment.
One day?
One day.
I see that's crazy.
I mean, we're getting out every single raid with 250, 300
day of peace, of peace, over and over and over
and over and over again, but we are gonna love it.
oh god oh my god you're good oh god
look at you look at you little rat runner yeah like I said I play this a
lot oh okay
Oh, I heard a shot.
Can we hear?
Just like that.
There's someone who aggravated that thing below us.
That shredded to our left aggro, careful of that door to your left.
They can't do it any moment.
Listen to her.
Oh, yeah.
There he is.
I don't know what to do with it.
There's a lot of doors underneath you as well.
Oh, okay.
Yes, there's a lot of times go your doors open
No, he's one I killed the tempest guy
No, I should have just played my little cover we get Toro died either way
Fuck oh that would have been a max fucking free
Get laid just please please we go again
That guy didn't sound resilient. Oh, yeah, I know I took I've been took us off that shit
I mean, you know
Hey, one right. Hey, it was fun for that one right now would we almost just got the episode, bro
Think about it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm thinking about it. You're right there about it
I'll be honest half of me half of me wants to go just Torah do what I can do
You like that rather did you
the
it puts this that there's something about how loose we feel right now do you
not feel it is just me
I feel yeah no I feel it too
little goosey goosey goosey
but I didn't know I didn't
you counted you trying to take gummy on me man
where you actually have an ad role like a big come on of course i've got me she
shitting away bro
i do love the fire
well also i'll stick to your stature your stature double stature
kettle yes come on bro let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's get
that little purple loot yeah all right let's go up
we're gonna win a fight over here though you ready doors open up top i'm down to
see a down to eat a 50 and see God come in you'd probably see him on a 50 no I'd
probably pick two it's all looted yeah it's typically what happens that body
region remember you get
Hmm...
Processor and Sensor.
Hmm?
Leave anything.
Breach copter rebound.
Double band-o's.
Hit, hit.
Why did they breach these?
I thought I sure as hell...
No one normally breaches us, because this area you just get no audio snuck up on.
That's a skis, it's scary to go loot.
Typically, on American servers, this area, if you get a brand new spawn, two spawns fight over it, right?
Yep, and then the winner of those two spawns loose the whole area and then leaves
That's what a lot of people do right because you get the purple loot you get 150 180k
Okay, just reset and you go again
The big fight so if we're trying to get come up on loot. It's through that jump and
Up the stairs. Yeah, I'm not good at this job. Yeah, there he is
I
Do this you looking oh no no no no no no no yeah
The freeze
Like I'm in fucking
Almost crack
I'll do it. Oh
Oh, is that a T-Nade?
Oh?
Ah, yeah.
Ah, yeah.
Great.
They knocked you.
Come back.
Let's come around.
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No!
Go to the back hell yeah, you told now you die bitch
Shit
Well done well done soldier
What the hell is wrong with you?
I can see that on the side of the room.
Hello Trevor.
I can take a look at spaceship one more time before I die.
Oh man.
Alright, go ahead and do it. I'm looking towards the left.
Look towards the left.
Look at that camera.
Can I take a look at that spaceship one more time?
Now hold on, we get, we get, every time we do that.
We get scrappy.
Right.
Yeah.
You see what's happening right here?
Hey, we winning even when we losing.
Right?
You saw me even hide my screen no more, brother.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
They wanted, they can come and get it
because I'm getting scrapped in either way.
Yeah.
I was saying, if I hate if somebody came and robbed me
and maybe gave me some TORROS, that's all I'm going to say.
I would do it.
I hate it.
I agree.
Like, they would be the worst thing ever
if somebody dropped me like 10 bends and 10 runs
Oh god, could you believe the audacity in some pieces of shit?
I feel bad taking it. I don't know if I would.
Please don't get in our lobbies and bring us tons of free gear and loot, Chad.
Don't do that.
Guys, we want to earn it, man. We would never accept something like that.
Never.
I mean I got you I would never add anybody to my list that did that
Put her there
Fucking put her there
What do I got?
No, I got the Rattle Johnson
We're late
Fuck you, dude!
Alright, I'll lead this one
Yeah, beam light is the best
Beam light is the best
Come, come, come, come, come, come
All this stuff is gone
Yes, trust. Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come,
all this stuff is gone.
Okay, I'll be over here.
It's all not worth our time.
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
Coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming.
So, we are going to the unholy lands of the lobby.
The lobby!
The lobby!
The lobby sign!
There's nothing but homeless, jobless, bitchless, pussies with eyes, but we have a chance of
maybe making some money out of the corpses.
A lot of them left behind.
Wow.
And then we get batteries right after.
Beautiful.
Is this lobby?
Not that way?
Yeah.
No, there's a specific route we're taking, continue.
Have you ever go lobby?
Especially late rate, this is the route you take.
That's the whole circle up there?
Yeah, you watch, yeah.
Cook, cook.
So everywhere else is just backdrops.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Briefcase, chemicals.
This, Mike.
This right here is good, because there's not really
any like multiple areas you shop from,
and we can always fall back in here.
on the side of the school
got it got it
on our level
on our level
alright alright
that breach? it is breach
okay this is good
we should wait for the chute
let's get that
if he opens we have to shoot
check your guys
we should get close
don't open that suite
I know I know we have the same thoughts
You just need to talk on me because you're gonna get seen from across you got to get on this wall where I am where I am
You're gonna get seen
We hear where we go
Right behind me here, but I'm sure I hear so many good guns
Not that one
Here goes that one
We're right good in here
Right across right across right across right across healing right here
Sweet heavens. All right. We got dead bodies. I think there's a dead body right here to dead bodies right here. I'm looking
Free kids kill me
It's so bad
Yeah, you hope for one
Oh, okay, you were looting okay
Oh
You have a health still somehow. Oh, I thought we all new team. Yeah
What's up boys. What's up boys.
What's up boys. What's up boys.
I have a rattler. I got a rattler one.
No way. Appreciate you, gang.
Love, love, love.
I have a rattler one, so, you know.
What's up, gang?
Yeah, we could just take a little peek and all the good work that you just did wait. He has a rather to nice
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, I appreciate you
So a little bit of goop
Oh, I
You too, bro love love love love
I got knocked there's one more down here much is still up but he's struggling you
my album you don't have them
get em boys into the left
yeah we got shooters yeah you see it that's our boys
you fucked up now
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Hush, what's going on here, take care of it?
Oh!
Where the f***ing hell?
Run to your life, every man for themselves.
What are you going to do about it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, upstairs.
Come, come, come.
Quick, quick. Hush.
What are you doing?
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
What you went off? This guy down here.
It's got a stichard.
I need extra credit.
HELP!
Oh, fuck me.
I assessed the guy.
Yeah, bitch.
Get rich.
Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, the Hutch LLC is closed.
Okay. Yeah.
It's all big fans with the tables of return, eh?
Yeah.
Right.
Like they haven't been here in a sucked that other team out for the last five minutes.
They weren't big fans.
When they saw me on my knees sucking another man's dick, they went on.
They were not big fans.
They weren't big fans at all.
What the hell is going on?
Oh, God.
Stay down!
Stay in the fuck long town!
Make it down!
All of us off!
All four of us are in the room.
The safe window is closing.
Whether you won't believe it, I dropped the fucking chopper,
and I'm...
I'm...
I knew it'd be like that.
So, if you would probably come in with, like,
a blue...
...blooder, or something.
Looter or something
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Me man, me man.
Fuck out of here, man.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Archer
Well peanuts coming so I'm right now counting how many quarters nickels dimes and pennies
I got to see if we can't afford some bubblegum. What about you? What you thinking? Okay?
I'll hear you. I say we try to get it a couple more free kids
All right. Let's pass. I'm coming in all caps. So maybe a singular run left. Okay
We sell some bullshakes, I have no room in my inventory.
And...
IF YOU WANTED YOU CAN KILL ME, LET ME KNOW!
Same name, Super, same names!
10 of them, man, 10 of them!
Chubbybucket, they keep it to 5, that's a new name!
Give it...
No shit about my voice cracker tonight.
I'm losing my voice.
Want to hear nothing about nothing shut the fuck up
Nikki Merks in the n-fam really very appreciate you
If they take this off now
Please it's been a long day
Nikki Merks and the m fam really very appreciates you
That's it.
Take care.
2340, late.
Late is the hour!
Where we going, Lord Commander?
Going up the staircase in pain.
Oh, and soft running sims.
Hey kiddo, it's Friday.
You're gonna run these crabs.
Make your marks in the MFM.
Really, very appreciate you.
Ooh, Pookie Bear.
Keep on running with it.
We're gonna run this into a whole team.
We're gonna cause chaos.
Through this door.
Come on, Mr. Shredder.
Come on.
Come on, Mr. Shredder.
Got a body on me.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Get this one, too.
Oh, my gosh.
It's...
Oh, my...
I'm dead.
Where are you?
I won my eyes because there's another one in the corner.
Hey Kitten, it's Friday! What a great day for five subbywobbies!
Nikki Merks and the MFam really very appreciate you! Ooh, Pookie Bears!
Hey Kitten, it's Friday! What a great day for five subbywobbies!
Nikki Merks and the MFam really very appreciate you! Ooh, Pookie Bear!
Oh, shit. Anyone got a bear, bitch?
Alright, I'm gonna take my three-
It's Friday! What a great day for five stuffy lovies!
Nikki Merks and the MFam really very appreciates you!
Ooh, Pookie Bear!
Yeah, play the game.
What?
Oh, it's not reloading dude, yeah, right.
What?
How do you do that?
Let's freak it, nice.
So, a fair amount of time.
God that's for you kid nice so a feral to the back of the neck that do it huh
Come on.
Right here.
Oh.
Why should I be out of here, right?
Yeah, fuck yeah.
Oh.
Like, I don't know about the strats.
Like, I'm not like that on snow.
But I have a deadline my blueprint.
A fucking pink augment.
A Toro and Antenna.
What the fuck is that thing going on?
Fucky wucky blue-blue bear.
Fucky wucky blue-blue bear kitten boo-boo.
It's goooooooal men!
It's not down bad I am, I'm fucking happy for that.
Fuck it up!
We're not
Fuggy what fucking learning consume each
Recycled for processors fuck yeah cells cells cell cells cells cells cell
Four thousand dollars cells up when I need me I need those actually
So simple
So
sell
Nice
Cell
All right came out with like 10k bro. How you doing?
All right
You're on me by the way, you don't need for 10 minutes. Okay, though
Pookie-wookie-pookie boo-boo bear
Uh chubby Wubby bucket. Thank you for the 25. Richie, thank you for the five. Maze Bryant five.
Kimmy five. Kimmy, don't. So buddy. Chad, we're five. You just got, it went great. Did you miss it?
No, I miss it. What happened? Dude, I got a 10-5. Oh my god. What? I got a pink augment, 12-4 and a 4.
Fuckin' yeah, like by 25k man, yeah, huh?
Is this how our chat feels whenever they're like, freekidding all the time?
This is it!
Oh my gosh, the freekid power hour, well I have some news.
Um, Pina is having some issues with his peace sizzle.
So he's going to be on hopefully before 8.
That's the call so far.
So we have time to continue to do this.
do this and I need to do it are you in uh where are you we'll back or something
fuck you that before it's 824
communism time oh my god the whole time all right well you speak in our time we
don't speak in his life well he said before hey well he's a fucking
conscience okay yeah i'm gonna agree
go stitcher lock it all right what's up like you're fucking
somebody i'm t to b you understand this way this way this way that way that
that way that way that way
oh oh crack we can go over there it's a ready you can go over there actually no
we can't do this way yeah
oh you got a wrapper what do you have let's say fucking switch you got a wet
pole noodle I think that you're going for it are we fighting fuck yeah yeah listen
stop oh my gosh we got multiple walls over there I appear we need to be like
two fucking tight no rats I know no rats side oh oh follow me
Oh you Nick, you don't know where you're going.
Yes I do, follow me. Hold up.
Okay, shh, I can't get it.
It's got a little closer to us, to our fucking food.
Oh look at you.
Yeah but the problem is, Nick, there's a team above us and you're going to get lasered.
I'm just taking a peek, ski.
Alright, you know what, listen, Nick is going to be the leader of this raid and we're going to see how this goes.
Listen, a tiger sometimes needs to get closer to the kill to confirm.
Yes, yes, and we don't go this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, right
there, right there, right there.
I know we could have went down and then across and then up and then we'll go on.
Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it.
Oh, right there, you see the hobbit?
Bang! See that?
Bang! Bang!
Now, now, now they're gonna go for it.
No, they're not. No, they're not.
That's how Stella works.
Watch, they're gonna take the zip down right in front of us.
They take that zip down right in front of us.
I will gift you five faster than they can hit the ground.
I don't want your fucking gifts.
I want Goop.
Well, I know I'm not gonna have to do it, because nobody would do that.
It's not like any other bad.
Okay, man
Listen would you rather be over there by the zip?
Listen we gotta somehow get the fuck in there, but we should be paid over there
They're making their move they're making the move on us
Yeah, we're gonna go up the third reach that door up the third move across and they're gonna fight on here
They're already up there. Yeah, they're reaching out. Yeah
When they start exchanging shots, I'm just gonna throw a random fucking date up there
I'm gonna stick get a little randos stick bomb. Yeah. Yeah, okay
I
Saw
What you think what you see
They go kill us
You can't even see it
We got our friends up top
Damn it back down a little bit lower
Yeah, yeah, I go, hey, gosh, yes, baby.
You little pre-fied sniff.
Yeah, go ahead, go ahead and get your little...
Get a little wet, yeah, yeah.
Now we ready? Now we ready? Got it?
Like sniffing a Lysol wipe down there.
Give me a little, give me the weapon, the one.
What you got?
Work on that one
Yeah, you might didn't pick it up
We're gonna do all this to die in three seconds
Check out my hairline
Okay, listen this new wait meant this part. You don't have to do with me
But when these guys move back away from my heads, I'm gonna creep up there like a tiger
All right, I'll watch you and I will watch yeah, I will myself gain courage
Exactly. I'll go to what you do and when you do it so successfully that every doubting
I piece of me is defeated and I will follow you courageously. Yeah
But if you die, I will leave you and your corpse and go get batteries
Thank you so much
Man you have great timing
Every day's going crazy
So what's it looking like over there?
Yeah, I'm watching bro. I'm watching you. My wife just brought me another case of deer
It's nice and slow though.
Now we've got it right here.
This is home.
See, just like that, the tide went from a bush to another bush to the perfect bush.
We're getting real low.
Oh, look at our eyes.
Who quinceadilla's in one day? I'm a grown boy, chatlin' in love.
Fuck yeah, you are.
The dial nuggy's coming soon.
Ranchin' a little bit of hot sauce.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I
Just finish them I finish them I finish them go go go go go go go go go
We try grab
Let her go! Let her go!
Let her go! Let her go! Let her go! Let her go!
Where's the police? He's finishing me!
What the fuck?!
You got this, Nick.
There's so much to beat.
Okay, out of the KCD, I'd love to watch this.
Oh my gosh.
You win this, I'll send you a picture of my shirtless body.
I see one of these falls.
Yeah, sure, man.
Sure.
Saw ya.
What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?
They suck my fat cock!
DON'T YOU WELL, WE WERE GONNA BE OUT OF THE-
FUCK, MAN!
ME?!
I didn't miss!
You guys don't have to have a defa-boy, do you?
Yeah
Oh, yo, low-key man
There's something happening right now. This is a life. There's something happening right now
Me too, but it's because like something let's keep doing this, please
This is so great.
Yes, yes, no.
We're not changing anything.
We're going to be like, get down.
I don't care if he doesn't get off.
No, even if he does, even if he, like, gets on, we should still do this.
Yeah.
Wow.
I see the Freakid's stellar vision.
I'll say this.
Freakids and Duos makes a lot more sense to me than Trios, because, like, they have
it this way.
If we kill one.
2v1 it's a very different than 3v2 with 2v2
wait what the fuck is going on?
hello, can you hear me?
I started a lag right there, it was when you were trying to tell me that we shouldn't do this with peanuts
weird, it was crazy like
couldn't fucking hear you all of a sudden bro, it's crazy
how about you see me suck my dick
I just literally, I just couldn't fucking hear you bro
I have to fight it first, tubby!
I'm not that fast!
Keeps saying this is a good thing, I don't know if it's a good thing, but I'm down.
It's a great thing. It's a great thing.
Tech, tech, tech, tech, tech!
Look at my tech.
I have a ferro, bro.
It's not tech, everyone knows about that.
Okay, sir.
Walls. A lot of walls. Four walls.
I'll reach you.
Four walls, four walls, four walls, four walls.
was your happy
Here camera
Brack
do that you do that you do that
I walled our back I walled our back I walled our back you get a wall get a
wall down get it get it get it all for me they won't oh how much
I need this ferro.
I'm actually shit right now man, I'm shit.
You don't even understand oh, you don't even understand oh, this is a win angle, this
is a win angle.
We have two ferros.
I have deep it hold on hold on lock it if deep it's great. I have a stitcher as well with an attachment
Okay, now hold on
Okay, no one okay, no one and they're both broken everybody. Oh, I really didn't get anything
But I want to do excited. I want to do excited people gotcha
You need a shield listen, bro. I
Have a shirt. Okay. All right. Okay. Can you give me one or two maybe?
nice I want that back nice I have three now
let's move let's move let's move underneath us yeah okay they suck
camera camera camera that the you know no it's them maybe underneath oh one
Down there.
Crack them.
Miss that guy.
He's running.
Missed him.
Oh my gosh, I didn't realize there were seven bodies over here.
They're all free. Every free kid.
All free kids.
Can't be letting these things go to waste here, people.
here you go one here and then you put one here hop all fails shoot those
fucking barrels that's that if you shoot one of those barrels whatever's in
the between them they pay wait they're party opportunity they're party
Opportunity
Yeah, yeah
They're in that door they're in that door I'm gonna bring this down I'll bring this down
Yeah hold on, hold on now bro.
They're still cross, still cross, and there's a third shredder, now on me.
I'll kill this firefighter.
Careful, careful, shredder's coming down, it's gonna aggro you if you don't hide.
It's going to them right now.
I hope you didn't miss it.
Don't you worry, brother.
I got this shit under control.
Running left?
I'm a fucking tiger in the trees.
I'm pushing you, pushing you.
Two people.
I hear you.
I'm a fucking rock.
Shane, they went through security.
What's that mean?
They went to your left.
To your left.
They went through there to your left.
You can come back to me now if you want to.
I won't do it.
Oh my god.
Whole different team.
Let's see you just saw you
I have not missed just know that I have not missed. No, you don't understand
We should turn around and kill the guy behind us. Yes, it's a little too
I
I
Run yeah, I do I knock one. Okay. Hey, we won this
Watch out
That fucking Gandalf stick!
Motherfucker!
You thought you had it!
Yeah, you thought you had it!
You thought you had it!
But you never had it!
You never had your car!
Oh my god, bro, you look like...
You look like Gandalf.
Like a really fat version.
But when you ran through there,
and you went on his fucking head,
God damn it. That was hot. I ain't like
This is fucking awesome
All the way until the end
We'll be honest it ain't a lot but it's honest work
I said we get the fuck out of here well, I don't know if I'm done fucking yet, but I hold on
Yeah, I'm good. I'm not overweight. I do have a quesadilla getting cold and if my next fight is frigid
I'll close that on you close that door and bite that deer right now
Sir yes, sir
Yeah
Like
Yeah, I deserve that bro. I deserve that bite
I'ma get another
Yeah, like a little one. I'm so some
Small times got to man all on this fight something small dude
I
Are you know you're fucking little bit leather take that home
Take it off you still losing hop take one more bite still
Yeah, take that home. Yeah, fuck it. I'll rush time. I don't my own my way
If you take that home, that's money. That's what that is
That's fucking money. Mm-hmm. What's this? Hmm?
Oh
Thank you, Tom. Sure
Okay, I'm fat. I'm a fat boy trying to leave now. Yeah, you'll see what this buys up
I'm gonna hold case today on three bites. Okay, you did
We're out
Okay fucking 42k, call baby.
You talking about 42k like you're a 300k load out of here?
Listen, alright.
Just like that it's gone.
Just know before you kill me you can suck this dick.
You can suck this fucking dick.
I'm so happy you guys are here.
So happy you guys are here.
Let's go back.
Let's go back.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm just watching David Dena playing in the mix.
Well, please, please, please, be so upset.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no. Not a furry, no.
In the mean time.
Wow.
Alright, this is what's gonna happen on this one. I'm gonna go down here.
And I'm gonna have to fight you for key bag in my teammate. Alright?
I
Already I already messed up
Tell her
Will you tell her something for me?
Will you tell her that I apologized for what I said?
That's motherfuckers right now.
But that one right there, I said something.
Good walking, but that you guys want to be at the top of the staircase to the bottom and let's do this out
Let me grab a green shield
But I don't know who you think you are right now, but I mean I bet he nods are plus 900
Do you want free kid? Are you fat right now?
Okay
uh-huh oh him yeah
oh there was
there was a world
GG's guys, GG's.
I'll take you off of it.
Yeah, send me off, sir.
Send me off.
Good night, and good-bye, president.
Damn.
Yeah, that's out of the cookie crumbles now.
That's out of the cookie crumbles.
Teriyaki Nudes.
God bless him.
Ah, no.
And he really started that off with a pinae.
That dirty bastard.
He threw that motherfucker at you so fast.
I mean, he didn't even, he had that shit pretty good.
Yo, it's funny, you just put the walls in your teeth.
You had like a little plan going on.
That's what I was like.
I'm going to go down here real quick.
He said, sure.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Get down now.
Go ahead.
Whatever you want to do, you can do it.
Dude, the first put down was so nice, man.
I had the first knock.
That'd have been good.
Yeah, you know it's crazy the wall kind of fucked me because I went to look left and I she had like a tight angle on it
You would have hit that angle Eddie when she was on the right side of the wall. I think maybe you went maybe maybe maybe
Then I rolled my head
Dude, this is good. That was awesome. Bro. This is awesome. This is so fun. I hope I get a fero, man
Love when I get a fero
All the stature over everything else
Japanese having tech issues man I don't know I mean we don't know but we will
wait like loyal soldiers this we will I got a stature
it's gonna be seven minutes we can fight medical
close close close
inside this room inside that room open that door you're ready to bang
behind me
different
Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, yeah.
Over there.
Oh, you just don't care about that.
Oh, okay.
Oh, oh, I'll be on the right.
Oh, oh.
Geez, look.
Oh, oh, okay, good.
Oh, oh.
That'll happen if you're not careful.
Just I don't know hold the trigger in my ass next time holy shit careful that'll happen
Stop right no way
Oh my god and word f word and word f word
oh my god give me out I just left watch I'm out no I didn't leave yet
Get out of here, stop saying it!
Oh my god!
Dude!
Oh my...
Fuck man!
How is everybody all the...
Dude!
I'm gonna say something.
No, I'm just saying.
Before you say something, before you say something, we do have a word.
Just go to...
Free loadout.
You up.
go ahead and whip out that sheet of paper that old fable that bitch that just I mean
it's getting wrinkly and rigid it has rips in it without me trying to bring out the
bingo
I'm here to redeem my bingo
get in line get in line everybody has a bingo
everybody has a bingo
we'll pay you out accordingly
It doesn't matter if it was a 37 in a row bingo.
I think everyone has one at this point.
My whole heart is filled up in one room and we filled it in one room, it was a miracle.
inwards that off-the-chain reaction
every single one
everybody just started shooting
fuck man
oh you think you can say that?
let me say three other words
case to case done
new tag, new tag
oh, you think you can tag hit me?
oh
I'm Jack, I'm Jack. That fucking game is checking me. Here's mine.
From anger, from just absolute anger that people are saying.
Nothing's funny about any of that.
Nothing is funny.
Don't fucking sit here.
If you smiled, first off, you're a piece of shit.
Yeah.
you shouldn't right we were laughing because Nick actually just text me a
funny meme I yeah every one looking at the meme together just got here if you
fucking smiled or smirked
I
Now hold on fellas, let's talk about this hold on now
Oh
I'm just gonna kill me. I don't fucking like you kill me
Wait, everyone stop what you're doing
Let's go check our BBC's our big black chickens, and I guarantee you they are maxed out
37 out of 50 come on
Come on cracky crack in a red bull I have voodoo Rangers
If in the event and you know this I'm the same
Dracks in this court track
You know it and I know it. Okay
Whenever
You want to drag us over here?
And you see that little third? You see that little stool right there on the screen that little bar stool
Yes, your stool, right? Okay
Whatever you want to see
Free kids know it. Yeah, right. We just start drinking and
Beauty dude
Oh, brother. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't let it. Okay. Listen to me. Sorry
Don't know because I know you guys have a long night. Okay. I kid you guys my friend. No, we don't listen
Coming in here
No, because me and him have hot those right now you're coming in here with you fucking Ferrari keys
You know, right?
Relax AP on
relax
Just just sit down and have a drink with us. Oh, watch
Watch.
Fuck man.
We don't want you to fly the drone.
You see this guy, Chet?
Wait, did you just have a tough day?
Like you don't fucking know.
Watch out.
All the tellers here.
And we both know that that's a wild card.
She's gonna be shooting everything, including the wall.
Passive dog.
You, me, the fucking ceiling, the cat outside.
She don't know where the fuck the bullets going.
Oh yeah.
What's going on?
Oh.
Oh
Smoke out the guy deep, we ain't close.
Hey, close, hey, close.
Boom.
Like you do.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Sam.
Samwise game she got a fucking Thursday
Baby won't you come
First off I'll start by saying this
Huts you're muted and I'm shitting pissing them
Yeah, who lives in the pineapple? I don't see in that door. You're right. I fucking riled one. It's a nurse kid
The question is do you like dick all right? I'm on my way. Oh my god
I'm coming in the pocket. I'm coming in the pocket.
I'm coming in the pocket. It's fucking crazy.
Wait a second.
And I need you to just have a little fucking self-respect.
We fight around this, right?
Put a little whitey on me. Put a little what?
Where do I put this?
Back here. Back here, I think.
You don't like it.
You don't like it?
Maybe I should come out of the way.
I
Take someone's life watch me watch me watch me watch it. I need a sparrow
Beautiful
Whatever happened to that guy who missed the put it put it one of me put it one of me put it one of me
Yeah, just come right on this shore.
Okay.
How's the problem?
I got asked me twice.
Oh, left, left, left!
Fuck it, fuck it, right here.
Raider, there.
Three, two, one.
Here, hit him as well.
Back to the boys.
I'm on my door!
They're camping, they're camping it!
On the door, that's where I'm calling you.
Nice.
Did you hit it?
Oh, shit.
Did it again?
That hurt.
Oh, yeah!
Put your fingers in my ass right now.
Get all the way around the corner now.
Yeah, come on.
Take me home.
Butterfly.
Practice them.
Crack them.
It's all right.
At their point.
Yup.
I'll take you over here.
I'm a big green tractor.
We can go slow.
Take me over here.
Oh, let's do it.
Crack them.
Win that.
That guy's one.
They're both here.
Ball swing in your right.
Ball swing in your right.
Left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left.
And right's one shot.
Left.
Ah, that'll happen.
Oh, here comes the other guy.
So you wouldn't have to do that.
Yeah.
I'll take you over here.
I'm a big green tractor.
We can go slow.
Take me over here.
Oh, let's do it.
Crack them.
Crack them.
the other guys you would have been inevitably died to Toro yep there's two
I'm surrendering
and
fuck those guys by the way man they sat in that thing with the Toro for fucking
10 minutes man with teammates and Toros we're doing on here huh
Will you please look at your discord in general chat and look at the pick up hush
looking for his big arse last night?
Oh god.
Okay, dude.
Ah.
Where's our little pocket rocket?
Where's our little pocket rocket?
Can we night raid Freeloady?
We can't, right?
I
Voice is so fucking slammed. I'm slammed
Yeah, who do you guys review with cheaters all day dude dude what the fuck dude?
I mean I it's low keys my fault. I should have taken us off and a so long. Oh my god. Hey, it's just plagued
would have plagued uh
Uh, just area man, it's so bad. Everybody cheats or Stream Snipes. It's so crazy.
Wulabamma.
Me, Me, infinite and Neil, we're so confused. He's like, we're russed all in shit,
and we're like, alright, we're gonna be happy, like damn we ran into the boys, whatever we all had,
stuff, blah blah blah, and then we tapped in and you guys were all like crashing.
We were like, what the fuck?
Right, gonna be happy to be pissed. That's old news, buddy. You know what I mean?
That's old news. That happened in the past. You know, how I know is I'm big vibing right now
on the free kids on Stella and you can't fuck up my father I'm not free kids who I know you're trying to do that but
why is your phone so slimy slimy ass phone
did you get back I don't want uh-huh slimy phone
baby watch so I sound like I'm nine years old but I'm yelling this is so bad
Hit! Hit!
Daggy!
Here we go.
Is he okay?
At least I don't think he ready to go, but I'll say correct.
That's true.
Maybe won't you come away?
I have the song for the night, and it's gonna be set in banger.
banger but I'm not gonna tell you I'm just gonna jam for myself at the moment
if you don't stop it right now I'm gonna wake you up throw your ass in the pool
I'm down for food. I just told her what I want because I've got too many brain.
I'm dead extreme. I'm dead gay. I'm the jack.
I'm the generation of children.
Mind hutch me on crack. Mind peanut being late.
Mind the fucking rebel. Mind the water. Mind the phone.
Mind the call tomorrow. Mind my debts coming out of my day.
Why they... too many mind, focus still...
Boom, I rate it.
Yeah, not good.
It's really, really wide.
Sand the floor!
I don't know where I'm going, but I'm here.
Oh.
Yeah.
Good.
I know.
Don't back on.
I'm on me.
Good.
No Tigers.
That guy is dead.
He lived somehow.
Old team coming.
We're in front of the fight.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Right there.
up there
well we're a little bit of a predicament
single line
we need knocks though or something
we need some hope hope hope hope hope
we got an FK man
we got an FK
see you see it
yeah you see it
Welcome to the trap.
Clean this fire trap.
What's up, Captain?
What's up, Captain?
Yeah.
Oh, it's a little soft.
Oh, she had to have a shield for a gooper.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I got one extra.
There you go.
OK.
So we're going to spawn in here.
Watch out.
Over here.
Right where you're at on this, Alex.
They're all dropping. Oh
Nice died there goes
There you go. There he blows. I think we take a little peek. Yeah, baby
Not be bad. It's got cracker early
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go watch above careful in our fit in our fits
smoke em out
I want a pre-kit fucking log there
yep
we can send it
any time we heal
I got a white
I got a light, I can split you lights
anything in here?
boom, boom, boom
I don't look this guy either Jack, I'm gonna grab for you
I'll try to watch for you
yeah
so, I'm about about two?
yeah
hush, please speak, hush
right here
nice, nice
I have four bullets left.
Dad, hold on, hold on, nice.
You might have one of those.
Dad, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yeah, fucking monkey, get a kill.
Push!
I see him!
Get off me!
Nice!
They're breaching, they're breaching, they're breaching!
Go shotguns. Yes. Yes. Can you bring me a shotgun? Yeah. Yes. Okay. I'm in. Yeah, crack can
One by beach
What should we break? I'm just gonna do blue
Yeah, oh dude, I'm so down bad holy fuck
I mean you're so up good!
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good!
My bad, you're right.
Working on a positive thing, Chet.
I'm so low, honey.
Hey, Nick, I have a lot of Toros, but they all have like, green chokes.
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
I can't bring my only Toro in, right? Am I doing that?
Fuck, I don't know, whatever.
No, I have a blot. You just have green chokes. You want to just bring the blue chokes.
I just got an update. Things are going good.
Could be ready in 15 minutes.
Nice.
All right.
Forgot something?
You guys need to use?
It's yours, number 10.
I'm honestly, it's only for Nick.
Nick has had a bad day.
I'm okay.
I got 12 augments, a bunch of shields,
a bunch of meds, good guns.
I'm chilling.
I got whites.
that much I got now everything else let me tell you something about you that
even you don't know I don't got shit do you okay do you have a safe one oh yeah
Yeah, I bring a big log, I bring a big log.
Okay, do you need less to gear?
No.
I'm sorry.
Why you're not?
Let me see if I can sell some of this stuff down here, actually.
Money, money.
Holy shit, so we're only bring a shotgun, yeah, I'll kill
I'm bringing my shotgun by the way.
You sure?
I mean, you don't have blue choke.
Did you bring the blue choke by itself?
I just bring a shotgun at that point.
Oh
Man, oh man, oh man, oh man
I honestly don't get that logic Nick Benjamin, you know get what?
What did you do with my bungulator I did not kidnap him
Okay, he said he would be on normal time
You killed peanut no, I didn't I
Didn't kill him. I didn't I didn't harm a fucking hair on his little head. I
Would never
You say he's got PC issues check I'm just kidding he died he's dead
RIP peanut bro, chow RIP peanut damn
Here we have the lock at the lock if I lose this kid
It might be done, I'm gonna go back up with the whole tank.
Follow me, I'm so, I'm sure.
Follow me, I'm sure.
Just keep it tight, keep it tight.
I'm always tight.
There are no more three shots.
It's a whole new level of...
The three of us have never been triple shotguns, ever.
A whole new level of tight.
Get up and zip line.
We are so fucking good.
Right up straight up straight up straight up straight up straight up
Right up play block
There they're there
Yep
That one hard type one below below two below
Lock the bucket we're not free anymore. No shit
They're on.
Look out, what a bonus.
Cracked him in there, cracked him in there, punishing them, punishing them.
Punishing them, open that bitch.
So, see you on the other side of the wall.
They're down low.
Drop somewhere, it's fine, we hold third down.
Third is ours.
Alright, nice.
I think this is up here.
Yeah, down there, down there.
Cracking door.
Cross, cross, cross, cross, full treatment.
Do you have any room? Do you have any more walls?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give me one.
Should you give it to me?
Drop him?
That's an early one chat
Two heads
Get my walls
Bingo
Tied by these fucking pharaohs man. I'm gonna show them. I'm gonna show them the gunners
I
Well you got hurt you got ready no, I got a shock over the blue
Somebody's breaking something
Yeah, my door, my door, my door, my door, my door. I'm ready crack that bitch
one dead, another one cracked, two dead
don't push out, don't push out, okay
off to the dead, off to the dead
beautiful bike, beautiful
We need to reset if someone is looting here, I don't want to die.
Okay, they were freekits.
They have kids, they have kids.
I'm dead.
I have a wallop, I have a wallop.
Can you get me?
Go back, go back, is he in again?
Yo, hush, hush, hush, I'm dying.
Give me
Yo, watch watch I'm dying
Persona punch
Teenage smokes anything move right for right one guy down low. Nice thing. Yeah
Oh my god boys.
Behind the guy?
I just get in the guy get in!
Can I get in?
Oh my god, I'm going in, going in, going in.
Behind us, behind us, behind us.
Oh, fucking freakins.
I knew we should have done this because I'm...
He's muted.
Brother, what are you peeing? He's muted.
You're muted.
You're muted.
You're muted.
You're muted, oh man, you're muted.
Yes it does.
No it does.
We can hear your voice and we know.
Oh yeah!
What are you doing? You're throwing teammates.
Bro, I'm trying.
I don't know what more you want.
I want you to not be muted.
Oh my god, what do you want me to say, Nick?
Don't go down. You're down again.
No, but you might help me. I don't know.
Come back to me. I don't play this map.
I did. I said come back to me.
You I couldn't hear you! You were mirrored!
Ha ha ha!
God!
I knew I shouldn't have fucking done this, man!
I knew I shouldn't have done it!
I knew it, but I could tell you when we
went the very beginning, man, do it!
Ha...
It's over.
That's over.
Maybe don't die, Nick. Yeah, you're right.
I'm sorry, I'll just avoid fucking 18,000 fucking d-n-tch
for the first housegrain, man.
I
Freak it the rest of the night every time we pull it on man we get railed
Every time
He doesn't getting on right now. I said we do one more and
and uh... uh... of still up
until you start to do this this day has been
absolutely abysmal bro
oh my god
nothing came
this day
check it
awful fucking team comes in
it's just fucking
holy shit
fair one that's so too too
damn it bro
damn it damn it
damn it
damn it
huh huh huh huh
I've never seen anything like that in my life!
Oh my god, man
Max cross me to the Ravens holy shit man, I don't know about the Ravens though, man
I had the Mark Jackson
That's just I don't know man. Well, that's the squad he's looking for
My god, it's got given with a kid
I'm gonna show them how it feels now.
You wanna find assembly?
It's fine.
You want to be muted?
I'm gonna be muted.
I'm muted this whole raid.
This whole raid, I'm gonna be on mute.
I'm gonna be a team.
I'm gonna call out too.
I'm calling out.
I'm on mute.
I'm calling out.
Don't worry.
It's gonna be great.
I'm gonna go straight up.
It's gonna be great.
We're gonna go straight up.
I'm not gonna kill that dumb up there.
Morning, Max.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Eyes up the beat up, man.
I'll play plus play, but...
Clearing all the way through, Jack.
All right, loot boys.
Get your goop.
Get your gooping on.
This is looted.
Careful, weird place.
This is looted.
Yep, yep.
My fuck the kettle on the ground
Rusty gear that's
All right, no one's here
Take money
Free load on Stella
Oh
Oh
Come that beat me up you I got a deadline BP guys wait is
I
Hit this last thing you guys have inventories, you know
Decided to mute this right track you have an inventory
Okay, I'm sorry, man. Yeah
Careful lobby spot, but I don't care
much you need a exodus models give it to Nick to sell and it needs
carol cash take this for itself
what do I do? we have a team coming in do we have celibals can we reset Nick
it's a good time to say yes or no we need to figure it out
oh yeah I'm down to reset bro let's do it
I
As people crouching up on us need to know we should leave it now
Nick can you tell me by shaking your gun up and down yes or no?
You have to go like this you go like this or like this
Yes.
He did a server.
Come on.
That's a yes.
Is that it?
No, I didn't say yes.
Oh, no.
That isn't an answer.
All right.
Well, OK.
Honest.
Locked up wrist.
Oh, no.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
Good raid, good raid!
Good raid boys!
Good job. Good job.
Good job man.
How can I say there was one factor of success at that raid?
Yeah.
I mean it was us working together as a team
I'm pushing forward.
Right.
Sure.
Round of applause for the team.
Round of applause.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Absolutely.
No good. That's no good boys.
I'm supposed to be cash.
I don't offer cash.
We don't care about nothing.
I need stuff. There's so many things.
Reader hatch. Oh, boy.
That's a good one.
Oh, spend blue coins.
That's actually good.
oh spend blue coins that's actually good comes
well for us that's for shit man I mean I you know routine means we're still
buying then get rid of it
let's head
I
Guitar
Yeah, I'm done
I think a cash is gonna be most money right probably
and then sell all this here you go and sell all this
you know what bro I'm just give it all these attachments I need I need I need
I need money, then.
112k. Fuck it.
I'll need this for it.
Huge.
Huge.
Huge.
I got a lot of bats.
Can we fucking sell some of these?
Some of these?
Got them.
I don't want to see anybody.
Okay.
200k, I guess.
Horrible cell BPs.
Well, I want to see if anybody needs him, man. I got it. I got to check in with the crew.
Wait for him.
Uh, we can go.
You want to go?
Yeah, I'm going.
Yeah.
Alright, let's go.
I need money.
Oh, Jack, I have 200k now, man.
I'm chilling.
I'm good.
Oh, my God, man.
And then I forgot what drag said you need snow globes for, but I have three of them.
Max Crosby to the Ravens. Max Crosby to the Ravens. I think that's a bad place to go.
The raiders though, it's true.
We're late.
Body's left tunnel too.
Yup.
Now we go there, we go left, we go left.
Shred her that way.
We're not going to go past that.
I'm trying to get a better drive real quick.
Yeah, I've got the stitches.
Yeah.
Alright, I have actual git, so I'm going to bait you a little bit. That's cool.
Can we get a, can we get a come up?
Also here, turn around real quick.
I don't have a safe on the ground
They're over there
Oh my god, we have no one on this guy's
Yeah, they're all gonna be loaded
They're good though
I cracked him, I cracked him.
Yep.
Coming towards you, actually, guys.
Let's try to ping another guy, right, right here.
Hello, everybody!
Oh my god, you're gonna imitate me in the gameplay.
Hello, P!
Hit right...
Oh.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Wheeeeeep!
Good boys, good shots.
Hey.
I'll freak it out.
No, I'll freak it out.
But but you know what boys boys boys
You can have me you have my life you can kill me but spare that one. Okay, yeah, he actually brought some upstairs
We can have a conversation. Okay, but I can't but I'm gonna die he won't but I'm a freak it so
Just kill me. We don't want to get dirty talking to the boys. You're good. Just take take my life
Take my life but spare but spare that one medical attention after this if you don't mind
I'm gonna need some medical attention after this.
Take my life and spare that one.
Oh, shit.
Oh, man.
That's not a man.
I appreciate that, boys.
It's not a shot.
Oh.
It's disgusting.
Here we go.
All right.
We're back on.
Is there a gun or something?
Hey, hey, Peter.
Hey, hey, hey.
How you doing?
Hey, Peter.
Hey!
Did he hear that?
I mean, they look pretty good inside of that.
Yeah!
Talkin' about this Wild Dick and talkin' about the Nixie.
Well, on a scale from one to ten, how is tonight gone so far?
Negative four.
That's fair.
That's fair.
Think about it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's kind of where I'm at.
yeah okay okay okay okay all right okay okay well you okay well you're here
now you know it's only gonna get better
fuck yeah that's holy yes any problem the year body we're about to start
winning
oh come on let's we're getting out of our raid right now
sounds good take your time take the water rush we're gonna leave the rush
I don't have a fucking hatch key.
Okay, that'll happen.
It will.
How was your, uh, troubleshooting going?
Everything going well?
Yes, everything was well.
So basically, I was messing with my house's power system earlier.
And I shut off power to the whole house,
bought my computers on,
and a bunch of power got corrupted.
And so I basically had to just rebuild the street
from scratch with the superman.
Um, so that was fun.
What for you, man?
That was fun to sit.
And if you don't know, I mean...
I mean, not completely from scratch, because that would take a couple days, but it was pretty far.
It was, uh, it was pretty deep off. It was pretty deep off.
Wow.
Okay, Friday's fucking...
You're pretty fried as house.
No way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And laughing.
But I-I opened that shit up and-
You select your entire OBS and, like, all that stuff?
Well, I use many, many programs, as you probably guessed.
Um, OBS was actually okay.
Um, it was other programs, uh, I use, uh, ZPC other programs.
Cheats.
Yes, well, my cheats of course.
Yes, my cheats of my streaming PC.
Yes, that's right.
Um, yes.
BMA, all that stuff.
Yes, so I can, so I can, uh, cheat on my stream.
And the, the VBots, of course, gotta make sure there's a whole bunch of them.
Gotta make sure those are active, gotta make sure those are active.
Yeah, yeah.
So that was, that was fucking, no, I'm telling you, I opened that bitch up at 7.02pm and I was pissed.
I was pissed.
You can see it. It was just gone. Everything was just gone.
So tonight the viewership should be very different without the view bots, right?
Yeah, yeah. View bots down. View bots down.
Fuck, man.
Yeah, unfortunately, unfortunately. I'll take it up to a million.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank goodness.
Thank God, Bob's neck. I got it.
By the way, I think we have a lot of spells that really absorb that apex.
Oh, he really wanted to get in there.
Yeah, I think they did.
I've been hearing nothing about it.
Nothing more?
Nothing?
Yes.
I've been hearing apex, apex, apex, apex.
That's what I've been hearing.
That's what I've been hearing.
Let me show you guys some invites.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, it looks like we're going to have to revisit that bad boy.
You know what I'm saying?
He's...
He's...
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going to see you on the lands.
The lands of battle.
Who is my hippie judge?
I can't find him ever.
You know what I'm saying?
You're going to see my entire populated town.
I'm going to be K-Fax right now.
They really enjoyed that.
Honestly, I really enjoyed that shit.
That's what it was.
That's what it was like.
That will get you going.
That will get you into movement.
I mean, I couldn't believe the way you were moving.
I mean, I couldn't believe the way you were moving.
You know what I'm saying?
That'll get you going. That'll get you in your movement.
I mean, I couldn't believe the way you were moving.
We talked to Taxi today, who I guess is an Apex guy.
And he went, and he was like, hop in here and everybody talked about peanut.
He couldn't have been that good. Yada, yada, yada.
And he went back and Bob checked you and came back to us and said, who was that guy?
Yeah, we show up we show out we show up we show up
This up
For the people back home
Yeah, I'm Tonya whatever you guys want you let me know
It could be next month, it could be next week, it could be next day, it could be next minute, it could be right now.
And I'm ripping that bitch. I mean, that shit is fire.
You're beating your phones, you're beating your phones, man!
Is that a... you guys wanna do an A-picture?
I see? I don't know!
I am really late, which is unfortunate.
Um, I see no matter what we play, like whatever, literally,
I see no matter what we play a bit of art, no matter what,
just so that the off voice can have a good time as well. Sure.
Did you come on? Sure. Mm hmm. Okay. Well, let's,
let's revisit this combo here a little bit. Sure.
Sounds good.
Okay. Now do. Okay.
I'm yeah, I'm freaky today. Oh, okay
Before you
Okay, it's Friday night
all those people with no jobs or even with jobs at this point
Okay, has
stolen their mothers and mothers credit cards and has either
Swipe that bitch for a cheat that you've never seen before and or is in the stream right now doing both
Play on the day, okay, all right understood understood understood. So there's a big echo coming from you. Yeah, I hear that me
I need some headphones. Oh shit
They want me to run a poll there they fucked them they be a year in today
Bro I've been hearing about it all day like all day long. I've been hearing about it
The year and they get I'd be down for a day of it
Maybe, maybe, for chance, for baby.
I mean, I'm all in all the time.
I've loved Apex for, since it was,
I played since season zero, before they even had seasons.
I love that game.
I love that game.
Yo dude, Jack, you want to play Apex so bad.
Let's wrap up our engines, get up Bobcats,
get up in the name of the five of us.
I'm down for Apex, if you guys want to play.
Okay, let's hop in, then we'll revisit this couple.
Okay, let's do the same. Tell me if you hear that go good
This are we not for you
Got this bro, we're fine
Oh, baby, we are we're in for it, baby
Stop the top on his ass
Yesh
By the way, Nick mints whenever you are ready, I mean I don't want to rush you queen
Okay, I know it takes a little bit of someone of your beauty and satchel to get ready
Makeup beauty sleep
The hairs out of your nose
Wait, I mean
You've got the wrong motherfucker!
Okay, okay. We'll shut her down queen!
You've got the wrong motherfucker!
I got the McQueen angry! We'll queen her down queen!
The wrong one!
Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen!
Shut her down queen! Queen! Queen! Queen!
Thank you guys!
Talk about eyeliner! Sure, sure, sure, sure!
What the heck is an eyeliner?
What's this?
Oh!
Oh, that reminds me we were eating that big odds.
I dreamed about the big odds, and this was fire.
All right, sweet dreams about the big odds.
I woke up, I went back to bed just to have more dreams about the big odds.
I sat there and I literally was thinking about the big odds.
I mean, see, I just got Taco Bell, fresh Taco Bell.
That's good, that's good.
Well, it's not going to be too good for you to speak to later on.
But that, you know, that's, that's, that's, I've had two big quesadillas today.
I bet you have.
I bet you have.
And then, uh, yeah.
What is that?
Third or fourth lunch?
Well, what's your word about that?
That bitch.
I hope that your fucking, uh, electricity goes again.
And you have to do all that bullshit again.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Well, I'll have you know, I just purchased a UPS.
I knew it.
But it'll never happen again.
Take that so what were you trying to do?
We didn't already have those on I was what no, I don't have a UPS yet. Oh, I was I was working on I was having something done to a generator
What is this, the burrito thing?
It's so good.
I've never had that.
Don't you love it?
You love it when they sneak in a little curveball for your order and it just lands
So that is well, I've never had it like a burrito with like crunchy shit
It's fucking awesome. Mmm. I like those restaurants when you order super late. They've got extra food
They'll just throw it the bag for you
Maybe a little burrito
Yeah, yeah.
I see you did the time.
Can't be the bag on.
He's gonna take the fillet at the exact same time,
because I knew when they would stop serving breakfast,
they'd just give out the biscuits.
So instead of the homeless people getting the biscuits,
I'd go up there and they'd got the extra biscuits,
and I'd get a couple.
Oh, God, it's a six-foot-eight-math man again.
Better give them all the biscuits we're selling.
You want some biscuits? Just give it to him!
Just give it to him!
That's actually tech, though. What the fuck?
no dude that fat fuck pack don't pull that
tag tag tag it's tag bro he's a beautiful
smart man
fuck you jack
he does hit the home with his eyelids with it
no it's not
we're all the way through
I'm a couple of what is I'm a couple of
you
might be a might be above
All right, I'm not gonna lie and Nick you're not gonna like what I have to say
I'm like what say to this currently trying to climb out of my ass. I'll be back. Oh my god
You see that you still want to call that tech buddy that's what happens when you do fat men's
I'm buying everything
Well he had a case in the uh
What a sweet delight!
What a sweet delight!
I got an idea, how about you back the fuck up right now?
I'm gonna go to the fuck up!
Great job, man.
Did you put a wall here?
Look at the other one!
One down, one down!
Okay, you're doing great.
It's just you, I'm not there.
Got you!
Okay, I'm gonna move.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOO
HUNCH
I got two of them and the last one is one shot!
oh, dear, it's over man
I'm gna
oh, c'mon
I'm not, I'm not showing those stairs where I felt them in my soul.
I felt them in my soul.
At least Hutch is relieving his bowels.
that positive oh I'm not going to go right to where I am
when I leave and I use to do like that it's usually a free bar it's a
sitting there for a little bit let it leak out
so it's I think Hutch is doing the the sneaky leaky
and the leaky blinders yeah I think he's doing yeah
I think he's doing the...
Drippy faucet.
I think he's doing the...
The water fountain.
I don't think that's gonna be so fun.
Oh my god.
The dad poop. The brown drain.
No, keep talking. That's great.
Okay, good.
I love that when I meet him.
Tell me all about it.
So I believe poop is falling out of Hutch's ass.
Right, right.
He's going to wipe clean it stand up realize he has to poop again sit back down
That's about you three time if I think yes if I think yes
I believe he is painting the inside of the first
Washers
You know how usually things off your cleaner right out of his ass
Right, I believe that there is shit literally exploding inside of his toilet
I think a bomb squad would be necessary for what is happening to this place.
I believe war crimes are happening to that toilet.
I think that there's...
I've got no idea.
That's it for me, that's it for me.
That's all I got.
I mean, fucking Taco Bell with cheese sauces.
You're telling me about the fucking war crimes.
Dude, as fun as that Taco Bell meat looks exactly like what's coming out of Hunter's ass.
I bet it fucking does.
100%, 100%.
hundred and fifty percent
never this is it this has to happen again
no you got to drive this way
our grilled cheese burrito there's no way this meat and red peppers in here
you just recommend me a grilled cheese burrito no no fuck no fuck no it's all
That's all kinds of meat
Nothing that just came out of me was solid now. Let me lock the fuck in
Your stuff back
Holy fuck, Cracky's locked.
Go, Cracky! Go!
Go, Cracky! Go!
Who got this Cracky?
Oh, okay, nothing.
Well...
Well...
After I stopped thinking the game, I said I'm cornered and I'll move, just so I don't do something as well!
After I've been ready to shit, I've stopped shit where I'm going!
Yeah, easy to kill here like a couple of them there.
Like you just downloaded the game to Maddy.
You do the work right there.
Easiest kill of your life.
Re-swinging.
Good, you're crashing.
You're going to swing again.
You're going to try and rent this boy.
You're going to do the grating.
You're going to rent a suit.
Got that.
I'll kill both of them and you have all the loot or you can kill me and possibly lose.
But if you defend me, I will take their souls and then I will leave this raid blessing
you with their shit.
Come on.
Come on.
Let me be your salvation.
Salvation.
I'm not gonna lie that was I have I'm usually a guy who I can wait you know
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Yeah, that hit me like a freak train.
I'm a freaking freak train.
That hit me like a freak train.
I'm a freaking freak train.
Yeah, well, I think it's milk.
All right, Milky?
I think it's milk.
Nobody says milk but you.
So don't be correcting people up in here
when you say milk.
Watch your fucking mouth, Pete.
Milk is how you say it.
It's the milk with an I, you little fucking peanut.
That's how you spell it, but how you pronounce it
No, no, nobody pronounces it like milk. Nobody. What's a male?
Where are you from? Where are you from?
Michigan. Fuck you.
It's milk.
Oh, man, guys, I don't have anything left.
I'm bringing it in.
Oh, bro, I'm happy for you.
Is it Apex? I'm bringing you a mini.
It's not Apex. I've been trying to...
I'll bring you a penny. Oh, okay, okay. I'll take that bitty. No you will
I will take that bitty I will bring you peanut a box
I don't want you. I don't want you. I don't want your hand out. I don't want your hand out
Slag the only reason you say that's gonna bring it Nick something he is never and I mean never turned down again
You mean a boss?
Fine, I'll take your Bobcat.
No, it's too late. Too late.
What?
I already scrapped it.
I was just taking it! I was just taking it!
I'll bring you a Bobcat here.
But I'm taking the Connecticut murder off.
Oh, okay. Well, that's only fair.
That's only fair.
Hard-spread fair. Hard-spread fair.
That's a hard-spread fair.
Alright, let's proceed.
Like it's your butthole breathing right now. It's my breathing
There was no fighting it like I would have I would have
I just have to prove something to everybody here for a second. Sure. Why?
At any point did you wipe clean yourself and then poop some more? Oh
Yes
We were squirting you were squirting on that
Dude, I would do that's bad bro. It'll squirt all over there war
That's a rough start, gentlemen, that's all me.
Yeah, yeah, I was definitely sorry about that.
That's okay.
That's okay.
What I can tell you is you're about to get the best from me from this point forward.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Give me everything.
Give me all of you massage.
I'm bringing the teenage in.
I'm gonna go pee pee.
Cuz everybody get your bowels emptied before this next fucking raid for Love Guy.
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You can use it in Ninjas.
You can use it in Peanuts.
You can use it in Drax.
You can use it in Hutch's.
You can use it in Tim's.
You can use it in Cloaksies.
I can use it like even baby in eight shots.
I need it unless they got a c-stack.
You can use it right here.
I want to know, because daddy.
Okay, it was.
Was it one of the, please tell me it wasn't where it was like knock one, not knock two,
third is up, one health, and then.
If you were there, if your cat had ran across your keyboard, we would have done that, we would have done that.
That breaks my heart out that everybody was so mad at me.
Oh, sorry.
With nature calls, you cannot hang up the phone.
That was there was no argument. We had it was yes
I've said it before and I'll say it again. If I didn't have a significant other. I would have
I would I would I'm
I'd have a significant other I would hook up plumbing to my gaming jam
Just so you know
I don't think you're lying. Like I think that's a genuine thing for you.
I mean, it would have saved us last round would have not have.
I still have that ready.
Yeah, we still have that ready.
Grab a kill that's like a hit.
I
Appreciate y'all
here fucking happened man. You know what I mean?
I get some more dog night. We'll take it.
I mean, brother, you're talking like...
Kat won't be having to raise. Not even Kat about...
Oh, what's the name of the dog?
I don't know anything about taking it. How long will it take?
We hold it for a while.
The last day is not long. Like an hour...
I don't think it's a five.
...but before it was...
three, three and a half, four hours...
There's 40 men for the sporty people, like five hours.
There's teeth directly above.
Careful.
Oh, that's kind of awkward.
I'll get the door boys, don't you worry.
What is that?
Oh, they're going up top, they're going up top.
Oh.
Got a wanderer.
Nice.
I've got their wizards on good.
There's the other wanderer.
Got him.
OK, OK, OK.
I have to like wait all day all day they are
I got too close! I got too close!
You go!
Fuck that.
Oh, that's hot.
May I do anything?
You gotta go!
I'll handle these boys.
I have a teammate going over for me.
Stand back!
It's hell out there.
It's still hell out there.
How much is still out there?
It's a tired poor is black. Oh, yeah, they're got jolted looked at you other guys also jolted
I wouldn't know I'm down I'm down I'm down
What's down?
There's you, there's you!
Close to going to the outside, I'm sorry, there.
There's an incredible down out there!
What you think, what you think? We're here?
Should be dead?
Oh
He died
Oh he did die, he did die
He didn't click up!
Holy fuck
He doesn't sound very brazilian
Yeah that guy doesn't sound very brazilian at all
I think I got my boat back.
I think I got my boat back.
I'm going to go to the people we had to make sure there's no other teams who are
I got a little bit of loot on me, man.
Get a little bit of something.
There's an 80's one over here.
Nick, come here.
Oh, clear.
Blue shields and shit?
Oh, it's Swagger. It's Swagger. That's my joke.
Oh, it's hip. It's hip.
I think I can hang on him.
No. No.
Hey, I got my Swagger graphic.
You didn't...
Was that it?
No.
No. Nothing here.
This one's double score.
Hmm...
I got about a hundred and four thousand.
What are you like?
About same.
A little, a little hundred ten.
Well, I'm not leaving with less than Nick legs, I fucking hate you.
So, we got five hundred and five.
should be new spawns coming in anyway
You pretend pretend
Yeah
When the hell did that happen I fucking wish
We have a thing to be boys
not all day I
Have a hundred and twenty nine thousand
I'm not kidding you, the most heavy tractor with today is maybe a hundred and forty thousand.
We have been getting, oh just slammed, just slammed around.
I should we take the small W then, I should we take the small W. Why does the small W
think we're one big W?
I agree.
That works.
Okay, take this to sell.
Yeah
For the first time you know, I think he might be in worse shape than you apparently
That's not even an exaggeration
Fuck that that does make me feel better. I need a better night
You lock in for me
I love you bitch, I love you too bitch.
Alright, okay, what was all that about?
So does that hit me in the head?
Come jump in baby!
Yeah, welcome to my world.
Not the big pisser.
I
Shot one. She's coming for you
I got those I got those
You can't pass this up
Fucking ammo. Okay, one for one
100%
We're back. I'm doing nothing but wins from here on out a hundred percent. I can't be I'm feeling it
I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm feeling it. I need that
a lot of fun I'm a lot of fun I'm a lot of fun I'm not fun it's a good game and
that you used to play that right you should stream that
well I don't stream it right no the most I've ever seen it with you okay yeah yeah yeah I never
streamed it like full time all you ever seen full time with Tarkov and on okay
I've played other games like multiple days but I've never made a game and other
than talk of it on got it
right the way the way you were moving
around me it doesn't look like you
sneaking away on us playing a little
fucking apex man
you're walking around
the size of the p-like
emotion of motion
you
you
you
you
you
I'm pretty sure if my medication now I'd be staring at a stop sign in the corner of my house or I would take it by now.
Oh my god
Okay, the wind moving up
Dude, I'm gonna be real. It's like I'm right there at the
Just the edge of being not sick anymore. I just want to get better so bad
You know how in the after you get sick and you just got the flame and you got the bullshit
have the flame in the bullshit no more
oh my god
oh my first person first person
oh what the hell
get off me dad
maybe one
yeah they're all done
where are these guys
they're both on
Oh, God!
Rising up!
Let all the screams
Make me feel the power
Holy shit!
No, we need to collect ourselves for a second!
Holy shit!
Let's reel it in!
Holy shit!
I have no more ammo and we've got an extra ammo.
I want you to beep, what do you need?
What do you need? Do we need some team affirmations?
What the fuck just happened, boys?
What the fuck just happened, boys?
I have no idea.
I went into first-person gun mode, unloaded my clip,
and then a guy was literally kissing me on the cheek,
fucking my ass.
You OK, man?
I'm fine.
I don't know what you mean, brother.
Subsequently, Nick Murch's revived the enemy in front
of me thinking it was me.
And then I turned around and hunched,
blasting Nick Murch's ass off, thinking he's the bad guy.
I have no idea.
I call for the team meeting the team meeting came out
Is that I call for the team meeting came out?
I think I call for a team meeting, that's what I saw too
Why don't we just cuddle around this zipline
Sing a hymn together and relock it
Oh we can do team affirmations
Oh we can do team affirmations
Okay I'm down
Whatever
Okay I'll start
Which go around and say what, okay you start
Hodge I love it when you
Talk in the game and you are fucking muted
Okay. All right. You got something about peanut. No, it's not. Now, you know, you say something about me, something about me. Okay. No, I want to say something about Hunch.
Okay. That's why. All right, Nick, you say something about peanut as well. So we can all say something nice. Okay. All right. Peanut. I love it when you show up late and then tell Hunch to take his arrow.
Okay, okay, you go ahead. I'll go last. Okay, okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Come on. You love me
All right hudge
hudge I like I
Like the way your belly descends below your belt or the half-edges. I
Like that about you
You say I have a foot
team affirmation team affirmation so now yeah now you do one for nick mark do it
for nick as well you have to do it for nick as well okay okay nick works I like
the way I like the I like the way that like I like the way that we can play
with any controller player and they would be just as good as you okay I
I actually hurt my feelings right there.
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
now hold on, it's not information.
That wasn't information.
Affirmation, all right, all right,
now it's time, now it's time.
It wasn't information.
I love that I could buy a horse
and mount you on top of it like a jockey
and win the Kentucky Derby at any point I ever choose.
Peanut, I love that if I was ever bowling,
I could grab you and roll you down the lane
and hit a strike because you have no arms nor legs
and would roll in perfect, spherical form.
Okay, all right, team break.
Good work, good work.
All right, let's keep our formation.
Good job, everybody.
You locked it back in, you locked it back in.
That was good.
Holy shit.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
That was good, that was good.
I feel better now.
I feel better, I feel a lot better.
I feel better, but not only better,
I feel close to the team.
Agreed.
I feel locked in.
I feel locked in.
We all know how much we love each other.
Exactly.
Left, left, left, left, left.
Left, left, left, left, left, left.
Left, left, left.
Woo.
Deep left.
I'm not going that way.
I'll let it, I'll let it, I'll let it.
For sure.
Oh, got it.
Got it.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
Straight.
right my left i'm waiting i'm a monster i'll write you all right
wait sit behind him there's three of them there's three of them rather right here
I think that fight and I can kill all of them what's that we're down with out
Nice.
Charge!
Fire.
Fire.
One left. Don't worry about anything.
There's one too close.
There's one, there's one, there's one.
There's one, there's one, there's one.
You see the corner?
Got me.
One.
Go for team!
Easy.
They're directing the comms, boys. Thank you.
Good comms, good comms.
Easy.
We should leave we won we just got here. No we won take the win
I got a flasillion out here. Oh
Gotcha, I'll come up with that. I'll come up with that. Oh, he's he's dead. There's no longer with us no longer with this
That's called Brazilian
We're all good.
We're all good.
I've got about a hundred people and a thousand group dollars.
Can we get out of here?
I think so.
Yeah.
Small wins.
Small wins.
Small wins.
Small wins.
You've got one big win.
Wait.
Door.
Door.
Door left.
I'm picking me up, man.
Zipping down.
Stop picking me up, Peter.
Zipping down.
I'm trying to hold on.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
They're here.
They might come to your left door.
I see my team!
We're down, we're down!
This is so not good.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Is there one of them being there?
One of them being there?
Come and fight!
Hiiii, hiiii, hiiii!
Where are you selling this dog, guys?
I'm dead. He's dead, he's dead!
How many more? How many more?
One, one more.
Good, watch, good, watch!
AAAAAAH, GOD!
You're so much, you're so good.
You're so good.
You're so good.
Andy, right as the right guy!
Good work, okay
Well, I'm here first guy first guy. I got I got you on me all three on me
That's who we need that's who we need tonight
That's who we need tonight
I love you, man!
I love you, man!
I love you, man!
This is weird. It's never like this.
It's never like this.
But I'll accept it.
You really died, and we just watched it die.
Alright, buddy.
It doesn't do anything. You just sit there like a turd on a side wall.
This time, it means...
It's so good!
I love you so much!
I
Like it moved up here right here Nick behind it. Oh my fucking god. Give me up today, man
Chat saying it's the apex buff. I mean it really might be dude. He might be locked
Maybe he turned the page.
Maybe Apex.
Apex yesterday is to unlock the different kingdom, right?
Who's this?
What do you need to get to?
What?
Let's...
This is how we live.
All right, let's go.
What?
What?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
not bad. Do you want me to get light? Go kill him?
Uh, well, before we do that, I have to get the worm that Nick Marks may be, I'll say.
Watch your mouth.
I am getting worm that Nick Marks may be and Professor Nick Ockett have a snack.
I am receiving reports that you are in fact offering a pubcat for the stantry or not.
No, no, no. Fuck out. I got an osprey, I got a red, a Toro, a... let me see a mend.
I don't know. I go ahead and point it out, point it out in your inventory.
You have to point it out if it's there.
Go ahead, point.
Bobcat, you're hovering from the stand in your inventory. Point it out.
Point it out and start running, Nick. Just point it out and start running.
I need to light amm.
Oh, shit. He has light amm. He has one.
Are you sure, everyone's so hot?
Yes, yes, I'm hot. Yes.
I'm turning him into the courts.
Sorry, Nick.
It's okay, this will do nothing.
I needn't remind you of the consequences of harping a bobcat at the stake, now, do I?
A rip your nipples off your chest, and for the consequences of turning them into a nightly fancy.
That's right. Thank you, everyone.
Is that all or is there more?
That's it? You don't want to hear about the more?
Well, I'll lather you up in hot honey and stick its nutsack to the tip of your chest
and use you like a ball and a paddle.
I don't know where the tip of his chest is, but I will bite them.
That is one of the worst wires.
At the end of the nipple, after his twist, it's like I'd be happy if I had to guess.
By now the nipples are removed so...
They touch has no nipples so there's two of us don't have nipples.
Just me.
That's incorrect, monster.
Fuck.
I didn't know how you fuckers are so fast.
I'll run the rest out of here.
Take us away, monster.
I'll hold on now before we get that hatch I say we can burst up the Bobcat under state
Well, he could have some either
Think about it. I see the Bobcat of the state
It is right there on his back. Oh
Shit, they would be dying constantly
My day can't get any fucking worse keep it bugged her to two for two
I'm not counting the poop raid, by the way.
Yeah, poop? Yeah, poop raid, yeah.
It's a bad one, but we can't count it.
It was a bad one. It was a bad one. We can't count it.
That raid doesn't count, right?
Yeah, yeah, agreed. I don't think we blame anyone for that raid.
And we move pal together as teammates and as friends.
I see we've played the founder of Taco Bell.
I think it's that. She should have fought for our first raid.
I didn't need I didn't need any Taco Bell, but I agree and I second that motion. What did you have?
My wife made chicken quesadillas. We blame your wife
Agreed all in favor say aye. Aye. Aye
Good. We're fucked
Now we got that said he's not gonna like I
Oh, she's already doubled down doubled down double down
He's not gonna like that. I
I can't wait to get a taxi. I'm never making you food again!
Have you a good thing that I've been listening to you?
That'd be a good thing if you got put on a show for a month, you short bitch.
You could think if you took some other zippin'
I could think if you wore three pairs of socks so you could be an inch taller
You could think if you took a flat dirt geek
What?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
What? I got a lion's mane up there
You're so beautiful in the area
Yeah, dad, Kentucky waterfall
The front is back
I
At least you have her you know could be worse like somebody this fuckball
Yeah, could be a legume
I've got hair. I've got hair. You don't have any hair. You don't have any hair. No hair. No hands. No feet
No legs or arms. Cool hat I've got it's under this cool hat. Let me see it right now. I
Don't want to get out. What it's under there. It's under there. I'm pop
Pretty cool beer. We've seen his beer
I'm going to get it.
Hold on to it.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
Thank you for the thank you.
My man.
Give me one second.
My man.
Give me one quick.
One quick second mod to a one quick second.
Oh, that's odd.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
Couple of handsome guys like us we can't possibly lose.
Couple of cool guys.
Couple of cool guys.
Couple of strong guys.
I do want to apologize Nick Murgz. I couldn't get the patchiness of your beard perfect
Are you kidding me?
I do want to apologize. I do want to apologize. You're gonna do me like that for the
Your beer
favorite and one of my favorite
the fucking propeller the propeller
has the one man
simple yet brush yes yes
I like the SpongeBob one too
that was a good one that was a good one
what about the what about the is it a
Gandalf I don't have a Gandalf I've got
a wizard I've got a wizard low key
it might be time for a Gandalf
I think I'm gonna keep the niggas my play on.
I think we need to take my team.
It's so good.
Up the aim assist in this bitch.
Yeah, up the aim assist.
Let's get it on.
Just don't raise the other team, okay, P?
You gotta make another iteration of mine.
Just the regular one.
Nothing changing, but with your eyes being bloodshot.
That's for me, whatever I juice up a little.
a little bit of powder on the shirt.
We'll tell them it's powdered donut sugar, but we all know it's crack.
Oh, let's ride.
Jay Zuke went up in 20 Bs that you guys are the most entertained trio of all time.
great work whatever you want to call it whatever you want to call it 99.9% pure god damn right
gov god damn right hey uh jay i appreciate you man
i appreciate you
Oh
Hey Jason even the five gifted. Oh my god, that's loud
Break that down a peg there buddy
You boys ready for a great raid, oh, baby
Maybe, we pee in Math Man.
Let's get a cheese!
Who next month's in a Math Whale?
Who's gonna stop us?
Come on, Cracky.
You can't call me that tonight.
Oh, OK, OK.
I'm 100% all natural.
Oh, you're pure bread right now.
You're pure bread.
Australian shepherds
I know you don't have that you have a
Australian, no, a normal shepherds
oh you got something, no, a laskin huskies
God damn it
I've heard huskies are a lot of work too man, like you gotta
You gotta be around for them. They got a lot of energy
not
You know got a lot of energy
My well, my dope up all the time. So I guarantee it
He just chills he has like his little 30 seconds of I'm on actual methamphetamines
Who are you putting on meth? I'm the new one. I'm the new one.
My husband and my Husky, he's on a lot of different medications.
And he doesn't have like a ton of energy unless it's like, he just went outside and took his shit.
Freaks out for 30 seconds, but then he goes back to just chilling again.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, my dog's poop and then he'll turn around and get me surprised that there's poop in there.
bro my dog my I have a German boy as well that dog will take a shit and
want to be nowhere near it so if we're like walking him he'll take a shit and
as I'm trying to pick it up he's trying to pull me away from it like he's
embarrassed about it don't go near that over there
Front
Hey, hey, that's my property. Okay, that's my fucking property
I don't give a shit man.
If you talk about primary litter mary, if you talk about secondary litter mary, I don't
want somebody coming outside yelling at me.
I got that talking on this, I got that talking on this, they're reaching low, they're reaching
low, they're going to zip up, they're going to zip up.
There's a lawnmower over there, open it, drop it over your ass.
Pop that ego for real, goop up.
Sit.
That's who you got out of here.
Let me hit him, boys!
Sit-
GAAAAAAA
Ha!
I'm dead immediately.
He's getting away, he's getting away!
He's hurt, boy, he's hurt!
See you later.
Hey!
Good work!
There's our power weapon right there.
It's called...
Cranky.
Hey, it's going again.
Alright, it's going again.
Let's go back up.
Oh my god, there's a guy right there!
What the fuck...
Okay.
Where?
What? Right there!
Okay, now.
Did you do the rest?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Really?
There's a body that is preventing me from being able to start eating it.
Ready? Close it. Ready? Close it. Ready? Close it again.
I
Want to
Remember yet the spot up here
There to be glad I don't know you're not here you're not here a lot of bodies
Oh take off take off take off
to the south of
Let it take coming in or did I see?
Fucking hairpin for
Let's go kill him.
He's out here in the sluice hall. He's out here in the sluice hall.
Be there in a moment, Pete.
He is an idiot!
Oh my God.
It's like a city! It's like a city!
are we good okay I'm gonna put it by mine
yeah he's good
you're the close one I'm proud of you the natives are getting restless look right
here Nick come here you need to know this no you you come here you come here you
You can make it right now.
Look, come here, Nick.
Let me show you this.
Right here.
Yeah, no, I was trying to do this.
I was really trying to do this.
But you have to come on this side.
Okay, don't get shot from up top.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, I hate you.
Yeah.
Oh guys, he was dumb and poor yep. Yeah, he was done. Yeah much either. I'm lucky
Well back up
I brought a bobcat
It's the same one that I brought in.
Why do you fuckers, if not fold as a bobcat?
That's what we last saw when I saved the whole team stuff.
Your stream has no idea what the fuck a bobcat is. It's a sticher.
Poke!
That's a sticher!
It's gracious!
Thank you, Mr. Hudson.
No problem.
Maybe up top?
You proved me wrong.
Yeah, up top, I think.
Or maybe down low, I see you off.
Well, maybe they'll know I see you out, but close.
Very close.
I should be going for a second forward
and see what you're practically like there.
Let's do it.
Yeah, it might have been down there.
Stay back boys, I'll take a look see you.
Oh, yeah, down the car.
I'll go with this one.
And these don't appear, they could be on the roof.
Do you have sappers?
I do.
Wanna go?
You should take it over there.
Good.
Yeah!
I don't have that book.
The bookie can stay down there. We'll take a look.
All clear boss, all clear.
Is there too much?
Bobcat.
That's Bobcat.
Sounded awfully like a Bobcat.
I'm going to go check first.
I hear that had to be about right.
Earth floor, for sure.
100% down there.
Where?
Underneath us, no doubt.
You hear that?
Okay, that's no good.
We're right.
It's underneath, underneath, underneath in the basement,
In the basement, in the basement, in the basement, one million percent.
Oh no, in the basement.
Another team basement then.
Oh my god!
Back up, back up, back up, back up, coming.
Oh my, and I'm staying at the top of that bomb.
That's all you boys, that's all you.
Drag one.
Dude.
Gave birth to a friend.
Oh!
I can't see shit in there!
Yeah, it is. Please go play.
Oh!
Oh, there's more!
There's more on the side door!
Oh yeah.
They're everywhere!
I knew there was a team under me.
You're a man, fuck.
Dude, dude.
Hold on a minute.
What the heck?
I haven't seen him in a while.
I can go see him.
He's there.
Damn it.
Hey, were they, or were they got behind us?
They were behind us.
That's where I got killed from.
Ah, perfect.
Okay, so three teams converge on us all at one time.
Let's retreat.
They killed Pino.
Yeah.
Who's that like walking up there?
Yeah, give me a second.
This guy's a fucking G, bro.
Yep.
It's just a random G.
I love that.
Jesus, that's the big sir.
It's also silent.
The board lives on ya.
That's exactly what I want.
That's what I want to say.
Alright, deal with me.
Squads, squads, squads, squads, squads, squads, squads.
Go to the front, sweep around a little bit.
I wouldn't go pillars every day.
You want to go pillars, right?
No.
Pillars.
Pillars.
Pillars.
Pillars.
I could literally hit my screen in that guy.
haha
You help us potentially. Oh, yeah
We like you we like you Jesus
Oh, I was reloaded bro, no way I got one
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Luis, I love you.
Yo, tell Luis to run in here, peanut,
and go after these guys.
On.
Yeah, I don't think these guys are real today.
Like, there's just no way.
Please!
Oh, I'm going to turn the speedy car!
Got him again?
Got a shit on him.
I did not know that guy was there.
And these guys, these guys are real.
Like they're not...
Where's it?
There's one up close, right here.
Right here.
On your pillar?
Yeah, on your tree.
Louise, come on, man.
Louise, come on, come on, come on.
I don't know.
I'm just backing up.
Hang on.
You got a team right here, right?
I pulled one of them.
I have no shield though. I'm dropping for a shield.
Please be our goal.
Please.
You're right, man.
Please just lock that. Holy fuck.
Yes.
All right, got a blue shell.
Oh, all right.
This is Louise.
Louise, Louise.
Do you own the right now?
There's still pillars
How to capitalize on this yeah, we're where we're sorry
I got that.
It's water.
Big slug, like so.
Got him.
Nice two, Luis. He's a fuckin' G.
Holy shit
I don't realize
I thought that was Peter's Bobcat, but it wasn't
Or Peter Dyatt
I don't remember either yet
What he said to him
I'm telling him to leave his bike in for an open so I can talk.
This isn't you out here, is it? No way, right?
What was this, you?
That was me, that was me.
That was you?
You know, you have this guy full-corp resident. He's got that unit.
He's a poor guy.
Side door outside, side door, side door outside.
Oh, he did he did it's over here
Where is he? I think he was over here
Sorry Jack, he's gone, he's dead bro
No, no, he's gone
Damn it, I just yelled I love penis because I thought it would come to his microphone
I think there's a knife down here, he's yelling out on me.
Hey, did he get murdered like right here?
Get the hell out of here, Nick.
Let's do it, comrade.
Oh, I have to get my bag.
Hey.
He's going down in history as one of the coolest
Brazilians we've ever ran into.
For sure, for sure.
It's a random revive, revive, like in the midst of it all.
Yeah, no teammates, no friends.
Nothing, nothing.
No nothing.
He's there.
himself, walks out, falls out of his shorts, presses us, and then here's the best part.
In all that chaos, I'm with Nick Sprunkin, Luis pushes the bobcat and wins.
Yeah, Luis is the man. Luis is the soldier that we needed.
And we don't deserve him.
And we don't deserve him. And we don't deserve him.
We have W Luis in the chat.
We'll not be able to hear you speak.
What a guy.
Absolutely.
What a man.
What a man.
I made him statue of pride for years.
In termination.
W.E.S.E.
Etch-A-Minskown.
Etch-A-Minskown.
Etch-A-Minskown.
Etch-A-Minskown.
Okay.
Do we get a roll?
Three for three, boys.
Let's go.
Yeah, Chad, at great point.
Louise was on a fucking freak hit.
Huh?
That's how he rolls. That's how he rolls.
That's how he rolls.
You can spawn with a deep fiv on the Rattles.
Deep fiv and a smoke.
That's how he rolls.
As long as I know he rolls.
He has spawned in with an anti-fibrillator every time.
That's how he rolls?
That's how he rolls.
You can't stop the weave.
You can put a brick wall in front of the weave.
You can't stop it.
I'm gonna leave. He ain't stoppin'.
You talkin' bout?
He's too good.
Ah man, Luis.
Damn, too much honor. Too much valor.
MVP, bro. MVP of the night. No one can outdo Luis.
Luis is a good man.
I mean, well, uh, I mean, Pina had a nice little fuckin' two-piece though to save the boys.
I did.
That was nice.
I didn't hush that, oh, that whole raid, man. You just, you just...
I'm just fucking getting in there.
Oh, I thought we were going to talk to you.
Oh, no, no, I love when I get the fuck in there, man.
He's struggling.
I thought we were going to talk to you.
I think I'm not seeing it.
Let's do a scene, boys. Let's do a scene.
Time to get serious. Time to turn it up a notch.
I need to see a real coming.
Yeah, we're going right here. We're going right...
I
Did look at the sorry what
I
Do how do I always need adrenaline shots, it's crazy
It's crazy about
Always pick them up. I always pick them up. I
Brother, I bought so many days
What what adrenaline shots?
You're fucking just running out of a little foamy pad with a little set of tall and you
shoes.
I'm really taller than you.
Okay.
You're like a you're like a you're like a little shoe box.
No, he's not.
I'm kidding.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's a peanut.
He's a peanut.
He's not a real guy. He's gaming chairs. He's a peanut. He's a peanut.
Love you guys. Don't worry, Nick. Don't worry. I knew even before we were friends, like to the level we are now,
I stole five zins from him without him knowing.
How much the first day he met me, within the first 30 minutes of knowing me, came in my private room.
Go Red Bull. Pause. Pause.
Came to my private room at the Battlefield 6 event.
Can I have a zen? I go, absolutely. Here's my zen package. You can take one. Take five! Five zens!
You can tell me until like three days ago. I had one zen the whole day.
Oh, shit.
He had a ten with like a lot left, but he only had one.
That bop man was out. He was out.
Oh, I'm right out that day when we all started, we also started at the same time, everything
broke the minute everyone started.
If I didn't have sins in that moment, I probably would have came out there and beat the shit
out of you.
Of course, he just came in my chat and he says, I'm gonna say it.
Oh, well, it's not Saturday, buddy.
Hold on.
You got a couple more hours then and hanging there, buddy.
I'm going to say that you love us.
Can we tell you about how we got summoned?
Yeah, yeah, no, I saw that.
I saw that clip.
Not the best clip.
I have been summoned.
Yes, yes.
Well, you know, that was complete.
I'm going to get a beer.
I'm going to play.
I suppose you guys are not aware they killed the guy at
AUG and the guy started saying good game.
good fight. You're going to get
smikes repeatedly. Um if you
know what I'm talking about and
then Clokes he happened to randomly
joined the discord at the exact
moment and he goes I have been
summoned.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Stop, stop, stop.
Look with, look, look weakening.
It's worth the watch.
It was pretty fucking insane.
You don't have to explain.
Oh no Clokes, you gotta do it.
I do have to explain it.
I think we all need to hear that.
Yeah, I think, yeah, yeah.
I think we all need to be on the same page.
Mm-hmm.
Is Coachy joining us tomorrow, P?
Hold on, boys.
For Marathon?
Or no, after Marathon, slow Saturday.
Slow Saturday?
Coachy joining us for slow Saturday tomorrow?
Woo!
Good morning, ladies.
Yeah.
You like that, Steve, man.
Good morning.
It is your favorite day of the week.
It is your favorite day of the week!
You know how many people have been sitting behind me on Saturday?
Wait, actually people are mad about Saturday.
There are so many people around.
Oh yeah, I think you're so fucking mad.
Dude, I've seen so many.
I'm not watching Peter.
You know he has a day called Saturday.
me. Get your panty out of the lawn and shut your bitch's ass up. Now let's ride!
I
There roll roll roll
Well, you don't pick out the seeds it shows you
I'll tell you this, so the left side look at social media, I feel like the better, oh, oh, yeah, dude, I've actually been on a cleanse, I've actually been on a cleanse, not only that I feel on strain, but like, I feel like the better my chat enjoys, like, just our humor in general.
Yeah, no, no, no, see you guys, see you guys, I actually started like, like I started, I kind of was waiting off it, but now I'm trying to go like a full cleanse where I don't check social media at all.
I just so it's so hard though. It's so hard though because it's a watch family guy
What I do is I have an app on my phone you know it's inherent to grab your phone
So whatever I grab my phone like today on the pooper. I
Would I grab my phone to go to the pooper? I have balloons tower defense six
I'm gonna be YouTube watch grind like if I want to go on social media, I'll just go watch Tyler one
fucking legal legends yeah I have no the media and you can't because the reality
is is that social media is an echo chamber of stupidity and a bunch of
absolute losers would like would never say any of this shit in person that is
yeah it's not even that it's them the majority the vast majority of people who
enjoy what we do aren't on social media they're not talking us off at every
given moment but all the people who hate what we do
all these little hate mobs
one person to say something bad and then they're like three three three
They're spinning I'm gonna get control of
But yeah, I refuse to look at it then I don't care unless which fans me I do that wrong so fuck everybody else
I mean fuck I can start shopping dogs. I still feel okay
Big shock your dog and talk about that 11
Take a leg!
Take a leg!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my gosh.
Click into company!
Why is this wall, by the way?
Ah, like just so I can like peek it.
It's bad.
I don't know.
I'm gonna see that.
I must put this, I must put this, I must put this, put these plums.
One above us, we got players above.
Yeah.
Players above.
You got the boys, you got the boys.
Listen, both these walls I put, you can, you can walk through if you want.
You're gonna be changing, you know, I, I, I, I...
Oh my god, they're right, they went to the force, they went to the force,
they're fucked up, fucked up, fucked up, fucked up, fucked up!
They're on me, they're on me!
This guy's gonna throw his B, I already know it.
No, he's not, no he's not.
I got you man dog!
Bad guys man, excuse me!
I'm gonna kill that one, oh no!
Oh, I'm sorry!
You can see the look of that guy's eyes!
Oh no!
Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me!
I'm here, I'm here!
Not one!
I'm coming to the floor to see you!
Crack, crack, crack!
It's right, crack!
Kill him!
Beautiful!
Oh
I was just shooting one guy and the ricochet off the wall was hitting the other guy to the side of them
Fucking I thought so or maybe I just seen things. I don't know
Not
That will do that to you back will do that to you
And the spoon turns black the bonds there's no coming back
Raise
I thought I heard it there yeah
Where did this team come from on her back by the way what the fuck was that just walk down
I'll put it on the stairwell.
They're right here.
I'll put it on my arm, I'll put it on my arm.
Good being, uh, good boy, uh, good Lucy, good job.
I got two, I got two.
Nice.
Oh, kind of.
Let me get this guy, let me get this guy, let me get this guy.
I need this, I need this, I need this, I need this.
Let me get this, let me get this.
God, um!
Great work, B.
Little three piece?
They'll put these chicken nuggets.
Another day, another dollar bowl.
Not free, but not rich.
Killing a lot of stinky boars in this one.
Oh, yeah, a lot of stinky boars.
A lot of stinky boars.
I'm lucky.
I
Come from catwalk everything else is kind of like I got a mile long. I got a mile catch up
I think it comes hit lines or a cow walk up top.
We only have 20 minutes left, there's going to be a lot more spoilers.
Spoilers.
Yeah, down, down, down.
We're here, we're here.
I'm up here on the blue, blue off.
Look at him, he could be.
He's there.
He's, what, up here?
Watch out, we could have a team coming from behind them.
So two teams coming in.
Team up.
Right back.
I gotta cheat him, I gotta cheat him.
They're back out, they're back out.
Here with me.
You look fucking powerful.
Oh my god, they're right here!
Two, two, two!
No way.
Nice.
We just fucking leave, man, just grab your shit.
Hey, bye, Perfina!
You good?
Yeah, yeah, just finished.
We have a whole new team here now, it's not good.
Okay, flick it.
At that pillar, directly in front of me.
You want to back out for you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
We have a whole new team here now, it's not good.
Okay, flick it.
At that pillar, directly in front of me.
You want to back up or you want to fight it?
I think I really have a choice.
Okay.
Come on guys, we got him in front of me.
I don't need it. Ready? Ready?
Yeah, yeah, let's go.
Right. Back right, back right, back right.
Come on guys.
Danger over there.
That's my mind inside.
You're getting flanked.
That's Snapbox. I think we leave.
with. Let me try and grab this can you hold for a few seconds? Yeah. Where are you? Where are you?
Oh shit. I'm looking. I'm looking. I'm looking.
I'm dead. We're coming. We're leaving. We're leaving. Trying to grab that piece.
Soon case you had notice. Found it. Can we get piece up? I'll get this up right now.
Get to the haven, Nick. If there is, stop, move it to the top.
Yeah, I guess I'll do that.
I heard a snapbook, by the way.
Look, his out there is getting absolutely weighty by Mr. Krabs.
Haha, yeah, they are.
That guy's been going on for ten minutes.
They're getting stopped.
one
one
Job one. You got creeped out?
Cracked another. He just... Rised.
Teenage or smalls.
Creeping up on your left?
Go down, go down, go down, go down, go down.
Oh, dude.
Fuck.
He'd kill us, guys. They're horrible. He's a pharaoh of four.
What are you gonna pull up on?
First he double head headshots here two headshots
Dude that is insane he he just randomly flicks and hits you twice in the head with a fucking ando
MP we almost had you bro it literally uh we're second off that
Damn.
Come on.
Dude, I had so much shit that I fucking needed, man.
Yeah, no more taxes for me.
I will be scrapping every single one if I have any left,
and I will be using only if the shop comes.
Let me see if this guy's just a go-getter.
Ooh, one gamepad on record.
Yo, can you bring me a Toro?
for this much to ask.
He is not Brazilian either.
Yes, I'm going to bring you to her.
Okay, I love you.
Okay.
Wonderful.
Yeah, I'm going to have chocolate in my hands
every single day.
Yeah, dude, it's so strong.
I mean, that's your best gun.
That'd be a brand.
Yeah, just I mean,
you know, I'm unloading an entire man
and the guy shoots me twice and I lose.
you
you
you
you
you
You
For dog, you know
So with that said, you know, that that food is just
real ingredients
You know, there's no bullshit no additives
So you're gonna get a good result. I mean, it's gonna find the right protein because some dogs do good with this
other dogs do go with that, you know, it's
changing up a little bit but
Maeve Maeve Maeve. Yeah, we did a sponsor on Instagram with them
We're talking about doing more, but I mean look at it
You just got to find a dog food that is real ingredients, you know
No over-process bullshit, and that's what they need, you know
We're doing it that way
Telling you they're gonna live a much healthier stronger at the teeth their fur
Yeah
Top five for sore top five
I would agree trying to answer questions seriously with this in my pocket. That's a lit hot pocket. Thank you for the gifty man
Maddie Pete you're Nikki. I work with a guy who gave me four grams of dummies
Magic mushrooms, and I just ate the whole pack one of my in four chat way in
You ate a whole pack of the things of the magic mushrooms
Okay, bro, holy shit
Pick we completely agree bro. Yeah completely agree
I
That'll happen
I've got to watch out for fire
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Okay, we did get blasted with a very beautiful spawn.
I'll be a camera.
I'm getting where the hut is, not hiding this way.
Shield under, right here, boom, boom.
Did we get full?
I got fully on here from probably right underneath us. Yeah
Wait, there's we did that shackle that shackle there
I think they're for free kids. I think they just shot the rocket here on accident
I don't think so P. I think they're free. I don't think it's worth
okay okay i think we hold down the fort in here and get ready for war
so we'll hold it down here both rappers are not sad and i'm gonna shock them now
we can close our door too
get back to my corner
There's three homeless people, now two homeless people in the south, and nothing anywhere
else.
Yeah. There is a matriarch.
Did you see the meat shark go?
Yeah, we sent it to go. Yeah. There
couldn't be people there.
Later, looks knocked out.
You should go get that.
Rising up, back to the streets, big big bam.
Oh yea, oh yea.
A fucking quiet one.
Oh, oh, oh, he was packing. He was packing this guy's man. They're in the woods straight straight south east
Well, he was a packet packet, but he had he had a ready for a blue one
Let's go kill I'm a duo coming in
I'm rising up!
Oh, my goodness, please!
Shut his feet behind that wall!
Two teams.
I'm really gone!
Not how we drew it up, boys.
They should be attacked down!
Go on, go on!
Good day, good play!
Yo, Salvert, we're gonna see you later.
What's happening?
I'm stuck in the fucking
oh
we're dead we're dead
you're not walking next to me with the rocket here on you
it's currently stuck
I'm gonna do the rocket here
You can't take my door, I can't take your door!
Alright, help me.
I'm too illusory, you can't even see me, you can't even see me!
I'm too good!
Front left.
Try to shoot the white dimples on the bottom, dimples are incredible.
Quick, get in shot, get in shot!
Another team, another team!
We used it so bad.
Yeah.
Where are we a shop from?
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
This is not a little game for all of us, I keep on shooting.
Oh!
Absolutely fried them.
Oh!
You gonna jump?
Move, you jump!
Dead? I see dead.
Oh my god!
Who's gonna kill the rock and see it down?
We just AFK, we should, we should be good.
down what we down
compassion if you swing that fucking door and get the rocket to shoot at us one
more time I will grab you by the nipples
I
Yeah, I think my life is
Straight southeast
There's a freak this
Double-core double-core. What was that right here right here our kingdom
Oh, hold on, grab my wall.
Back to another.
Get it, play it up.
Nice one.
On my right, bro.
Nice one.
I'm alright bro.
Watch this boys.
Oh I see, I see him.
Got him.
Little something, something, nothing too bad.
I've been in here for a while.
Please, please.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
You got us on the express.
Oh my god!
It's been a tough day.
You locked in and saved me.
Oh my goodness!
Loop back, loop back, B.
Oh my god, I'm so dead.
I'm done. I'm done. I'm dead. It's over. It's over. I'm dead. It's over guys. It's over. I just aimed at a couple of you
I
What are we fucking doing?
What happened
I think y'all hung up right here. I can't
I can't be sacrificed for nothing.
Not the birds.
Not the birds.
Let's go, baby!
Let's go fight, baby!
They're screaming your name, you guys.
Alright, man, just get close to these guys.
What's your serve?
You can't get away from me.
I can't get away from you.
I can't go to the fire, baby.
I can't get away from you.
I can't get away from you.
I'm not going to let you go.
There's so many fucking people dying.
I'm just begging for like 10 minutes holy shit like Kai said that
Please don't put me on Twitter
I'm just joking
You my friend are going off twitter
I'm just joking
I'm just joking
Please don't put me on Twitter
Please don't put me on Twitter
One-way ticket, pal. Take a big sip of that Voodoo Ranger right now.
Please, please, please.
Go straight to the joiners.
Please, I'm on the highway.
Oh, man.
I just keep getting away with it.
What a guy.
Hutch, I know you're mad, man, but I... God, I was putting it in work.
I know you were too.
I'm not. You know, you're good. You're good. You're good.
I just know this is your tour on my hands.
I'm doing the best I can keep it live and I'm I got the fuck up out of there. Yeah, that's about right
For the best
Yeah, but the best is when peanuts trying to talk in game, he's bearded.
I'm not you like here, but you hear him breathing, but you don't hear your words.
Oh, dude, I think he's I think you found your hunch.
Oh, he doesn't.
Yeah, he has do not tell him where I am.
I think he's watching our screens.
I think he knows exactly what he wants.
He doesn't.
They walk right past me.
There's a dead body in here.
Yeah, they can't know if you look at the ground, peanut.
there's no way they could know look look look right at the ground
did he right yeah
I told you they were watching our screens
He's running to you.
You ready?
hold on hold on hold on hold on now hold on now hold on now hold on now
okay oh alright okay
Yeah, yeah, hey guys, Nick is right over here.
Hey guys, Nick is right over here.
No, please, please, please, please.
There's bugs right here by the way out of here.
No, go back to the lobby.
Go back to the lobby.
He's right here in this bunch, guys.
Go back to the lobby.
Right here in this bunch.
Go back to the lobby, please.
Go.
Get out of here.
Leave. Continue to end of round. No, continue to end of round.
Spacebar. He's right here, guys.
Spacebar! I hate you.
He's right here, guys!
I...
behind the testing and eggs back right toward the water
As I can't it's a matter of I hide my screen bro. He's fucking peanut spectating me. He's calling me out
Let me get out let me get out I can do this
Oh
Look what those platformer games that complain collect good, but it's you some asteroids with his head
That's the rocks
Well, they're leaving they're leaving
I'm gonna be honest babe those guys would have got me up out of
I would have started fucking blasting. Are you kidding me? I would have
I wouldn't have even started blasting. Oh, I know they would have instant down me
I would have pulled out of shotgun and went to work. No, I've got a rule. I've got rules
I I've never betray someone who revised me, but if they revive me and do one of two things
Down me and then revive me again. You go on or
If they kill one of my friends in a down and still on
only if they revive me and
don't do anything bad that way
then they only then they have
immunity then they have immunity
Nick you have went about 85
meters too far and you need to
now go around 250 meters
to the hatch I hate you so much
I'm going to stand up and
you just die already
I'll be back
actually
Nick Bradford and X
you got to go to and X
It's just gonna be so much faster.
They already left.
Yeah, right there.
They didn't leave, they didn't leave.
They were left?
Yes.
Okay.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't care.
I want you to die.
Either way, it's good for me.
Either way, you know what works for me.
This is controller player behavior. I'm being chat to me chance. I mean I'm being chance
Rechance peanut sold you bro. He wasn't paying attention to when they swung
Actually when we got swung by that team
I think I saw you get reduced to mere
molecules within literal nanoseconds. I didn't see your physical form as a human.
It just looked like electricity and smoke. So, if someone got caught lacking,
alright, okay? It was probably me. It was probably you.
Oh
Fuck
Listen, I need this
Is it really worth it come on I'm hurt come on come on. I
Need this why is your entire chat saying apex?
My my bloggers. They love they are they on oh
Oh, they love me. They love sir. Hello. How are you? Okay. We can revive you. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Viva Brazil. Yes. We love Brazil. I love the UFC big UFC fan. I hope Charles
I hope Charles Oliveira wins tomorrow
Well he fights Max Halloway
Who do you root for
All right boys, I don't have much to lose left rock and I have to defend peanut man. Come on. Let me leave with you guys
No smoke no smoke no smoke one more
Viva Brazil
Love you boys
You think you the Albeiro is gonna win them all? It'll be tough right?
I don't watch UFC.
You don't watch UFC? Brazilians are like the best UFC fighters on the planet.
I know, I know.
Damn, damn.
Do you like the one we fought, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, of course, of course.
I fucking murdered being that
missapina is all right baby
he's gone he's gone
yeah I don't know why
he's kinda looking like he's on the screen right now
yeah I don't know if I'm messing with you man
The Beards are little patchy, you know?
Jay, do you think you're gonna let me live?
Which one?
Oh, bro, I fucking love that. I love that game.
This is a very good one. I fucking love that one.
I appreciate you, God.
Yeah, okay, but that's before I knew how to play the game right there. That was so that was so fucking insane
You're two boys you two boys be good man. Love you
Let's go
Yeah, we're so happy for you we're so happy for you we're so happy for you want to grab guys
Toro I worked for that. I sweat it
Nick makes this wasting so much time. It's your best kid five times over
You got mine no, no, no, hell no
I have nobody I have 17,000 spay dollars
That's where we're at
We've gotten cheated yet only only down from here boys. Yeah, I don't even know if you've been hacked that I think we just
Agreed full hard
Agreed agreed. I concurred out there. I concurred. I could go
Yeah
Yeah, the debrief in the morning. So hutch how'd you lose everything? What happened your emotion, man?
What happened to your aura that ass?
Hutch you used to use to make it out of those men hutch
I see you do it every day man, you know hutch you see me. No, yes hutch me and hutch make it out
I have where do you ask me to do math right now. That is what I have. That is fine. Power
up, power up, power up. It's time, buddy. It is midnight. It is midnight. Do math, do
math, do math, and you're cool. Do math, do math, do math, and you're cool. Listen,
We're already gonna be on Twitter in about 15 minutes.
Oh, dude, in a big way, in a big way.
We'll see you tomorrow, buddy.
Oh, fuck him. They can eat my shit.
I don't even hope that happens anymore.
I won't even see it! I won't even see it!
Alright, let's proceed, let's proceed, let's proceed.
I
Know Rick I'm not a hell no I tweet that shit but somebody will
I mean shit
I've never had Twitter because I do not value other people's dog shit opinion
Here we go honestly W that
Reflecting on that place is a fucking sad school.
Uh, I'm telling you, it's like Reddit.
It's Reddit, it's Reddit now.
Yeah, well it's not worse, but it's getting better.
It's definitely not worse.
Ssssss, right's the fucking kingpin.
The kingpin, kingpin.
It's the fucking, that's the, that's the throne, baby.
Are you guys getting as many Apex requests over there as I am?
yes apex apex apex it's only a matter of time before apex apex
I got an example too
the script script script
pete I watched the fucking stab that octane eatlin so bad
I did not, maybe you did
jeez you know what's the fuck
you're watching octane pet right now
that's hilarious
maybe we should do a pull
maybe we should do a pull
I don't know
I'm down for whatever I'm having fun right now
Either way
Can't new Belgium
I cancel the queue I cancel the queue run the full no no no no let's at least one one more I admit about okay
What are you doing with our no voodoo? I'm waiting for that next update, you know, I I do I yeah
I do I do I would like another update
The Polar's up boys the Polar's up and it's your wondering why there's only a couple thousand boats with and it
disproportion to the viewership because I'm view body and all you guys are fake
One one zero one one
If you buy code
But you don't like being in a hurricane. I mean listen bro like do I like the 99% of the map not being seeable and watching myself
Get blue bugs
But your blueberries run around in the wind
We already have just one that's armored and suicidal and the other one
The other one peaches on you.
That burns me alive.
And it's not even like it's a day.
It looks cooler. It's just a fucking...
We could play Marathon.
Burn it with two protections.
Let's play Marathon, guys.
You'll want to. We asked you to do that yesterday.
Let's play Marathon.
Honestly, kind of on the effects level.
That's funny.
Not because I'm not bad at that.
I'm going to do it on the effects level.
I'm going to do it on the effects level.
uh hey i played my mind about it buddy yeah you're over that now has doubled the
votes as hark i never thought i'd see it one day i i see it's 66% apex 34%
like dude that's crazy that's crazy that's crazy that's crazy that's crazy to
me uh oh i guess getting repetitive i don't know i mean it is i mean we do
play a lot more than this character.
Riding off, back on the streets.
It's fun.
I'm not going to talk to the way you're going to say,
fuck you, bitch.
What's happening?
Fuck you, bitch, man.
I mean, that shit is, I mean, you haven't talked about it.
That shit's pretty funny.
Yeah.
Apex wanted 66% to 34%.
Jesus.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, wow.
Let's ride.
Yeah, audio demon.
Right, yeah
Brick is it still doing it
Hey maddie even a damn man
Not able to even the five as well, but I appreciate that shit that's a that's a new name right there
Maddie is same names got been here forever
I
I
Know what that means I don't hear it
I started with a G
Has an R after it
Is that a star? I still have not played on it
It's white in Spanish
Oh, okay, okay
Luch, one shot
It was one ball
Whenever I was playing ball
they would call me Grande Gordo Gringo
Oh, okay, so if, okay, so if Hun said it, okay, we're good, I'm here, thank God.
All right, okay, yeah, I thought he said gringo in that initial thing.
Gringo just means white, white, white, white, white boy, you gringo.
Oh, yeah, that's what it is, white boy, basically, they're just white.
Gotcha, gotcha, okay, okay, this is a gringo, like that.
It's definitely, it's definitely not a slur, but I think that sometimes it's
use it a little bit of a like it depends on how you say it
what's up with you
hey swanker
hahahaha
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
oh
oh
don't walk the street
oh
oh
Oh my god, you're just the collated now. They shot us both same time though
I'm up on the side
Yeah, brother. Oh my goodness. I hope they push off that
I
You just smoked that team immediately!
You're a boss, my doc.
Uh, well, that's...
Great job!
I'm expanding my vocabulary!
Yes, sir, you are.
In an over-expandable vocabulary?
In an over-expandable vocabulary society goes mad!
I
Don't know
Yeah, your boy Hacho with a five.
You gotta feel that.
I'm feeling it.
I'm a little, I don't know if I'll get mad if you say it.
Whenever I say it, I just got that, that, ooh, my.
Just got that, it's got a little tone to it, man.
That little tone to it.
We're rising up.
We're knocking it back.
We're saying it for you.
We're going down.
We're going down.
Above, above, above, above.
Oh, I hate all this one, boys.
Stand back.
I'm going in. I've got a date with Michael Zasky.
Watch out, I'm going to steal stairs, baby.
Oh, fuck. Good work, I'm coming.
I- I got him all, I got him all!
You got all three in ice.
SORRY!
Holy fuck.
Kill that one first, kill that one, kill that one, kill that one.
Kill that one.
It's like, they're five gifted on YouTube, you gotta either change it or turn it or not.
Oh my god.
Nice.
So, fuck just happened, they're right there, bro.
Are you up here with this?
Yep, guys.
We're knocked.
Push by the bathroom!
He's going to the bathroom!
He's going to the bathroom!
There's one...
Godammit!
What is that fucking happening right now?
That's called an ambush, bitch.
He is there.
Curse of the gringos.
I
Little shoddy ammo
I don't have much
Okay, you do what is a good spot
You gotta find a spot to hide!
You gotta find a spot to hide!
Holy shit.
Hope you see you can heal later, buddy.
Hope you see you can heal later.
We're gonna loop it out and look for a spot to hide.
What the hell?
We didn't get a spot to hide. It's not even goes mad.
We all agree that we're playing hide and seek at 12 o'clock midnight.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's time to climb.
Yeah.
And then in order to get up like on, you know, on top of something, you gotta throw the rope
up there and then climb on.
Yeah, throw the rope up there and climb on up.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
Thank you, I thank you.
Yeah, I got you, man.
I don't know what these gentlemen are talking about.
Crazy.
It's fine.
It's locked on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We can get a goop and look for a spot to hide.
Oh, gosh.
Now this.
Always bad news.
Oh.
Why?
It's hitting me again.
I gotta use the restroom.
Oh my god, I told you I was in this corner.
I'm holding. I'm in the bathroom.
Don't die. Don't get in the fight. Everyone hide.
What about you?
Everyone hide.
Do you get that stream side-by-side to see the radar rain going right towards us, watching the streets?
He's shitting!
You hold back!
Perfect.
He's only fair.
Fucking perfect.
This is just how we drew it up, man.
man. This is how we plan it out. This is fucking cracking over there. Can't even do this fucking
dance. Oh man. You see the bathroom in the game too. Oh god, I'm sensing.
What's that boy? Take a little poopy. Just a little poopy-woopy. Okay, get a little poopy
cracky. Then crack boobs. Gotta hit. Yeah, talking about it. They got it fucking
Yeah, I mean I don't even know if they sit down. It's just probably should stand up. Oh
Was that you nope I
Said hold on stream diapers. He's pooping get crack your chance
Come on. They're coming. They're coming. They're coming. They're coming. Oh, man. I don't care
Where are they oh
Oh.
You can either directly blow me or right in the coffin.
Oh, right in front of me, right in front of me.
100% stream timers, I mean...
I told, I know you're watching!
You ain't so hot just done with this poop!
Oh, sick.
Sick.
Oh!
Oh, I got one!
Okay.
I'm going in
yeah
where's the last guy?
no no no no no no
hey!
we're doing pretty good
why is my gun pulling out like that bro
what is happening
Oh
Let the man
Even tried to prove that I was striking when we're moving they still
I'm gonna go comfort hot
Fucking porous man
Okay, I'm gonna go back on the roof
I
Santa, I'll get your clothes to that microphone, but you're probably here that soon.
Are you pooping this bag?
I think I'm a little boopy-woopy.
A little poop, huh? A little poop?
Are you a little shitter?
A little boopy?
A little boopy-hop?
A little boopy-hop?
A little boopy-hop?
Oh, oh, hee-hee-hee!
A little boopy-hop?
Oh
Hey, where where where
We coming out from
I'm walking to the bathroom for safety, that's one.
Fitting up.
No, man.
Yeah.
Nice.
Oh, that was a double, that was a double.
Oh, and he's still pissed on me.
Oh
RISING UP!
RIP on the streets!
He's going in! He's going in!
He's going in!
Nice!
What?
You're not dead, holy fuck.
Dude, holy shit.
I'm cooking.
Yeah!
I'm cooking.
I'm cooking.
You're on fire!
I'm on meth.
Yeah!
I'm coming too.
How old are you, Dumbledore?
No, no way.
I say don't want me to the full back. I mean it's either way
All right, I'm gonna go check on hot shoes
God damn species species out right
It's like I got an oil leak
I'm back. Welcome back. Welcome back. How are you on this fine day? It's like I got an oil leak. I'm back. Hey. Hey, bud. Hey, we were watching over you. There was speed
temperature came trying to kill you, and I killed him. Wait, actually. Yeah, come over here. Look, look, look, look. These two guys, these two hooligans.
So there was 100% freeze diamond.
These guys.
I killed them just for you.
They pushed right after I left.
Like right after you left, sir.
Right after you left.
Like you do.
Like you do.
Like you do.
Like you do.
The momentary ceasefire from the pooping.
Nut was trying to fuck ya.
Give me a little sniff.
Talking a lot about your pooping.
That does not sound right.
Hey, 15 minutes.
May Charks get mad.
Do they give me Charks?
We could take a gander.
Let's go through.
Take a little gander.
I do have some.
Do they push with a hundred push-ins?
Oh.
I'm here.
OK, back here, Mr. Dick Wakes.
Yep.
I thought I saw you in Vegas, but I mistook you
for the spear.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
What the fuck is going on over here, man? I thought I saw Nick Bergson Vegas. Who's actually one of the ball elves?
Like you do
Oh shit
Yeah, they're actually doing it I'm here a whole cracker
This is perfect.
Another team! Another team pushing way over here.
We will chill boys.
We will chill! Chill Viper! Chill Viper!
You see them up there?
You might be close.
Oh, yeah, I see that, I see that.
I've done see them, I've done see them.
He's right on that wall.
There.
Equalizer.
The Equalizer.
Yeah, he's got 100%.
Never mind. Watch out. A matriarch. There.
I need to be the favorite of bad dudes, but it seems that they're doing nothing.
Well, the second team's going in for a deadline right here.
We'll see how that goes. We'll see how that goes.
I guess you see
That means it's going good and we see a red flag not too good. He just got on top of it
Yeah
Damn
You were quite the competitor sir, but I am a master painter.
You will not be able to do that.
Are they in here?
They're in here.
There's multiple pages.
One team in there, one team in here, and one team in there.
Three, three of a squad?
Maybe two.
Two squads.
They're split, but they're for sure multiple.
At least two.
Possibly three.
Oh, there's a guy inside.
Inside
There he goes
It's a night comes then it's night
Something like that
Jump like that jump like that boys. I'm getting a little bitchy
I want to fuck him. I want to sex him.
There will be never anyone.
He could just go take a little handker.
I
Here
That's you might see him killed it
Let's go
I can blast this guy
Are you sure we should beat you one of I
I've got a lot! I've got a lot!
I miss missile a lot.
We need a call right now!
Alright, poke it. Three, two, one, go!
See you later, buddy.
I see one more, I see one more, I see one more!
Are you over here?
I can't see it!
Got equalized from inside the building.
The roof!
No way, watch out, watch out, watch out!
There he is!
No!
I'll see him in there.
See what he's just doing there?
At least two, at least two.
I see him, watch him!
I see him!
SHOCK IT UP!
He's all left, he's all left.
SHOCK IT UP!
Nice.
Back one.
Oh yeah, I see him, I see him.
They're running back. They're running all the way away. Don't way.
Go, go, go! Go to the scape!
They got a drone there, Gropie. I got top of you.
Carrella. One down, one down. Nice.
I'm out there
Don't die! Don't die! Don't die! Don't die! Don't die! Don't die!
God damn him!
She makes me...
Nice.
Good work.
We'll go back to the first body.
Wait a minute.
If we go fast, we can finish.
Kill the matriarch?
We could.
I can snap up there and play.
Yeah, but it depends on how much equalizer ammo.
Yeah.
Oh, maybe not.
There's a bomb of deer.
It's going to ruin everything.
Maybe not.
He has so much equalizer ammo, actually.
Oh, he has so much.
He has so much, boys.
You have to snap up.
Yeah, I guess so much. I'm taking all of it for money.
Are they trying to pump it?
Well, no.
The user's done it. What?
What are we taking?
I mean, we have a whole factor with a shit ton of...
I just don't know.
It's up to you, big dog.
I killed, by the way.
Yeah, well, my fuck is lube, brother. My lube.
Those are the three guys that you looted.
You had just fine.
Do you want to get the body of the green sack?
No.
No.
I could kill the bombardier with this, uh, hoggacker maybe.
No?
Yeah, you could.
Oh, it's only a five minutes now
We come back we come back we come back no we don't
Right now we take it right now
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
How did you die?
No way.
I got this.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
It's okay. It's okay.
Give me the hat key.
I give you my badge.
we do it we have okay you said you have to charge just do it you have you have
James, talk about shit.
Nick, I need your, I need your hat,
I need your, uh, what's it called?
Stamplest.
I'm going in!
No, no, no.
For real?
I need it.
I need it.
I'm strong enough.
All right.
I put an extra on the other guy.
Yeah!
Yeah!
We're down!
Yeah?
And, who's out?
Leave it, leave it, baby, leave it.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, oh, okay, it's okay
Mom there's only we've gone
I'm going to die here, Nick.
We got it, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it.
Where is it? Where is it?
Over yonder, over yonder!
They've reached that.
On the right, okay.
Get that shield to go down.
Be sure to see right at once.
Alright, you all got this bomb down. I'm going back up.
Good plan!
Oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my god
I
Think we don't do this stuff
Through the hatch!
Oh, come on!
Fall back!
Fall back!
It's like army is too strong!
Oh my god, we out. Open the hatch!
Hey everybody, good luck.
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck!
Good luck buddy!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Good shit!
Oh my god.
Oh no, we could have killed him.
He didn't spawn everything!
Oh my god.
We need to get out there.
Go work, go work.
Good work, good work.
That was so bad.
Oh my god.
But I had no D-Dips here like that.
I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, buddy.
Oh, and then I'm sorry.
All suck and the one that was piercing.
Yeah.
You get piercing to one piercing.
Yeah.
Nearsight.
All right, we do an infection with these before we play it off.
you
you
you
you
you
you
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60% of the trolling payers are better than the top 1% of people about your god damn right your goddamn right
I mean any other fucking questions yeah next question other games. Hmm. That's right
Legal legends, of course. He's ass. I never plays it. I can't I can't know what I'm playing
That would be like I don't want no gimme's I want actual I feel like I cook you in League of
I
Just do that's one game that I just
Yeah, I'd stop you that I get you in cod
Halo I win halo I win counter-shrink I win apex
I don't feel like that battlefield on their field. I would incorrect. All guys
about who you might win. It's kind of like you'd be alive. Um, what's the five
raise? Yeah, we could go. That could be goofy.
For not I stop for a stop or not I'd stop. I feel like you'd like if you like
our graders or graders or graders are graders for sure. I don't know how we
do that since they were standing above us. Wait bro, he's kind of, you know, the Arc
Raiders fight would be interesting. Like if you actually dialed in. That would be funny.
No message? Oh, I'd fucking probably pop too. Yeah, you just fucking dialed in real quick.
Oh, I dialed in. Yeah, I dialed in for that. I'd be there.
Wow, you want to know one of the worst experiences I've had dialed in like that?
We're in a tournament. I'm not gonna say actually maybe I shouldn't maybe I shouldn't tell the story
All right, so is this a good pick for me is it is blood out a good
Really easy really easy. Okay, cool. You just hit your tactical. It's a scan it goes like in front of you
When I'm moving I just be sliding like a motherfucker all the time
Yeah, so you're so you're holding forward you gotta go to your settings turn turn
Turn always sprint on oh, you don't walk. It's way easier
Right on his settings. Okay. Yeah, and that little
General and then go to like sprinting or not
All in spread on. There you go.
Super Smash Bros. Super Smash Bros.
Yeah, 100% you saw me in that.
Oh, I thought you know, we can talk here, we can talk here, oh.
Oh, that'd be fun.
Are you guys here?
I'll get that shit, too.
I always hit the drums.
My brother would never let me play the guitar.
Fire.
We're on a new mountain today.
That right I'd always do the mic. I'd always have to sing
Never it's never actually singing. It's like
I got the stasis
This guy said Nick you paint your nails. No people aren't hutched you though. I don't have nails
Some days it feels like you don't have hands either, buddy
I've seen a decade. He asked your dad about my hands are all over his waist every day
All right, buddy. Okay. All right. Ask your dad about my cock. It's all in his waist every day
That's when you're holding forward to sprint you just you just crouch and you slide and then you jump that's that's everybody does
Keep sneezing I
Yeah, I swear to God if you get off cuz I fucking see you again
If you get off because it was one more day
Well, I actually love you play our game makes me super fast
I love it. Yeah, like a little speed boost. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love us
But we've been playing so many different games recently it's so fun. Yeah, we played that great. They both have some over warfare
no
Super battle golf apex arc man, not this is all this man like a week
What were we talking about? Oh
You like to know whether boy
No, dude, no, we lost, we lost Cracky.
Do you have chubbies?
Yeah.
Power ants, so where does that do?
That one, I think it just decreases the amount of time it takes for your ultimate and your tactical.
Okay, okay, okay.
Maybe, I don't know.
But you should pick that up if you don't have one.
That should be huge.
You, are you okay?
I'm dropping these if we want them
My okay, yeah, I should be
Jack said maybe for me to play right. Oh, yeah, I think you agree
That's what all the angriest people play true
also true anyone angrier than a person playing also true is that a yes I mean I mean yeah baby
baby I'm trying to get this if you if you want to find somebody's gonna be a day
I
Just pieces of shit pieces of crap
All right boys, let's fight some come on come on
It's time to fight I'm gonna go scan player skin. She know where at
Oh, thank you
You're from me at the at the breaker wharf
There we go
I'm going to put my alt down so it's my alt right?
It's like a little dupie thing.
You can fucking click on this and come to it.
Okay, gotcha.
I think a wingman or no.
High risk, high reward.
I was testing out a new chat moderation tool and I tested it out with the letter L.
Guys don't try it out, it works, it works, it works, it works, it works, it works, please.
Guys!
The entire chat, this is three elements.
Tying people out.
Guys!
Guys!
It ties you up for ten minutes.
Stop trying it.
He's getting ready for our, he's getting ready for our marathon.
time to offer 10 minutes stop
trying it. He's getting ready for
our he's getting ready for our
Baraththout stream tomorrow.
That's good. That's actually what
I was testing out like I know
what I was.
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That's why the boys
Okay, I can't hit these guys
Okay
I choose a handsome woman
We can take this hit and fly around yeah
that maybe stupid really we go we land right okay let's do it let's go land
right there right where am I going where am I going yeah
oh my way right behind you busy kids legs they're coming up one down
Go on.
That one.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Got one, got one.
Come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, B.
We're the winners.
Come on.
You did great, you did great.
You did great.
How do you energy back?
Bad, bad, please.
I
Was there no energy macro, no
Hutch so my so my character
Like yeah, let's say they're on the door and we can't get through I can just do this
When you go through it
Yeah, you go back there too. Yeah, yeah
So I'm gonna throw those and then we can just like go in and out wait team
No, oh
I don't think so. Keep your knees.
What's your degree?
No, no, you can't.
There's no fall damage in Apex, yeah?
No fall damage.
Dharma asked a lot of stupid questions.
No, no, yeah. You guys go away. You're good.
Got nothing.
There wasn't a team here.
Or a guy there. Maybe he's got the banners probably.
You pretend.
This kind of so fucking
Yeah, yeah, you just guys boys up over here. I'm over here me over here
uh castle crack on the right side of here yeah nice
yes be sure we go where you go yeah
I
Get him
Left left left left left
That's rare
It's weak, he's really weak. Oh, dude
Motherfucker he's passage
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god, he's going for it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This character's fucking stupid.
No way, but...
Where's Migos at?
Oh my god, there's Migos!
Oh my god.
I don't feel too good.
I'm not feeling my best.
I just need you.
Give me knock, give me knock, give me knock.
Someone's in the middle, someone's in the middle.
Someone's in the middle.
Yeah, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, shit.
You hit the somebody, you hit the somebody.
I can't, I'm not gonna hurt them.
Perfect.
Oh, no the team, no the team, no the team.
Go to the, go to the TP.
I think he's too high on the wall.
I'm not that tall.
The teams stick together.
No, I'm really afraid.
Yeah.
How do you big man?
This stream is about as bad as Hutch's failed Mets career
It's good he found where I'm at that's good
Oh you traded you take it
That's okay the plan never goes good on the first try
I'm trying to have pretty mad he knows that control
But if they cut him after the first day this couch damage up wrong bitch was fine, but he kept getting struck
Kept getting stuck in the dugout doorway and finished the entire clubhouse snack table before the third inning
Was it you look at what you've done this motherfuckers here now
This is your fault.
This is your fault.
Now I got filtered through this shit.
Shit.
And he does pay $50 for insults.
So I'm kind of a good rating, if you ask me.
Sir Philip Dennis, I'd rather get the $50 for insult.
Go back over there.
Go back over there.
I would rather have the $50 for insult.
You can go back over there.
Yeah.
Good thing you got one for them.
Damn it.
You got it.
No!
Maybe give it a 10.
No, it's really time to get down to the end.
Say thank you for the 5.
I'm really happy for that one.
What do you think of the 5-10 from, uh,
the Posey and the Centaur?
I really like Nick but
he never said that he should be said uh-huh.
Instead of reviving the team,
go and die immediately.
Maybe if you would stay alive,
I wouldn't have to do that.
If you would put the hole on the wall,
I would cut the legend.
My all is a portal I put it I can't teleport to it what I've got I think yes you can yes you can
I can't I can't I can't I said it you I had to be pulled do it no you can you can trust I
can also let me do it I can also pull you through it Nick works is wrong Nick
Stupid they can't they reworked it all they
Read the patch notes looking at you gotta read those bad
Well, you used to be on they get fuck man
Yeah, I gotta go first and then pull them through okay. Yeah, you gotta go first then you pull me through the board
Yeah, yeah
I
Genre generally 20 still good if you don't have like gold stuff like they are right B20 seem like they're good
Are he's better yeah, no the re's definitely better, but
What's like the best thing other than the RE game see I think even the five in the in the five
All right, Nick Wicks
Take it down nice and easy
Nice easy kept for God's gonna take care you don't worry people
Captain fat cock kept it for cock
like we said like a fat cock but bigger
right now
yeah
yeah
all right are you guys two teams two teams on us two teams walking in boys
walking in boys
I will wipe the socket
break off spread out
spread out
good boy it's good boy enhancing my weapon oh i still do have this knife i thought i
didn't know they're like a monster they're about here they're about peanut
it's much good much good they're bugging
coming coming coming okay don't die don't die all right okay i'm coming i'm coming all
All right, all right it
Where's he?
Thank you, good job right here if you want to spare a quick moment
One one one one one one one AP
Thank you, good sir, I'll be right with you boys
That's a genie, dead.
Is there still one here on me?
Yeah.
Can I hit him?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh my gosh, there's a hundred of these fucking things in here.
Knocked him, knocked him, knocked him!
Aim up, aim up!
Go down, go down!
Aim upwards.
Holy shit, I might just suck he's in the way
I want that to be noted I want that to be known
With the penis have like a little like a little night
wait a minute guys hold up that guy
let me go with niggle rip this player beacon we'll see who's here who's that who's that
Is the having good or no?
Oh, horrible.
Yeah, I got the Bible.
Alright, T-Tera.
What about the L-Star?
No.
That's not gonna be good.
That's horrible.
Okay, R-301 is what I want.
Yep.
Yeah, that'll work.
That'll play.
What about the DK-47?
What's that?
That was bad.
That was bad.
Oh, flatline, flatline.
Dude, that one's good. That one's good.
Hard to control, but it hits hard.
You just like it because it's not a control weapon.
You want like a hemlock.
It's nice. A 301 is nice.
Because you don't want to play with complicated shit right now.
You just want to play with like, good,
you know, viable.
Yeah, we don't want you thinking too hard.
I think it's bad for the mind.
Yeah, boys, boys.
So it's reading.
Readings for bitches, bitches and busies.
Amen.
Amen, preach up, preach up.
Preach up, preach.
Amen.
Real and true.
That's what I say.
What's an evac tower?
It's a tower for evacuation.
Put that down and a balloon pops in the sky, brother.
We go up there.
Respawn beacon
I'll bring you down.
Thank you boy. Thank you boy.
You take that ejaculate tower and get on over here big man, okay?
Oh, I'll always you drop me two batteries right where you're standing.
Yeah
You drop it low for me
Rappable by my beads you drop me two batteries
I'm gonna get moved to the fur
Yeah
I get you guys what you want to do is want to take those legs and start a walkin. Yeah
By the way once the zone touches you instantly died. Yeah, I know that's a lot bitch boy, okay
Let's meet him around these parts
I just ran back to the same place
Although I did lie about that, I'm not lying when I say when the zone touches you, you instantly turn fat in 6 foot 8.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. You'll be careful about that.
When oxygen touches you, you instantly become a bitch.
I was- what the hell?
I'm but a trope.
I mean, it's got a bit of-
You're trying to help with the game.
Couple of tips.
Couple of eight inside scoops of the game.
He did some tangos to the west.
I need a fucking battery, guys.
I could use one of them bad boys. You don't have any either. I could use that blue bad boy
Yes, sir. I could yes, sir. I could I
Got people near me. I'm here on you. That's okay. I value your life significantly less than I do mine
That's problem team leaders
I'm coming. I'm coming.
I'm taking a Zipline, Yonder.
I'm taking it real good.
Oh yeah, I don't see them. They blew by like a big alive.
Oh, there goes another one.
Well, that's the third one, huh?
That's the next one.
Come on, Dad, Yonder.
We're going in.
I'd love to see my team at some point in this game.
penis dead oh my god I may have got a little oversell it I may have gotten a
little oversell it I got one I don't want to boy you gave you about give up
you know he's watching like a hawk I would not revive me right now in
this curbsy watch out there's another team coming from the right you got
Where's your portal at with a buggy B portal at shut the fuck up bitch
That's grab me
Got a decent game from there, Mr. Nick Murray
I got one, I got one, I got one
I keep pressing the key button, but I don't want to
Get one of these bad boys
Hopefully that gentleman is not here
I've had a single shot at all 30 bullets. That's okay
31 31st bullets to charge
come on I got dead nice that would be a hologram that you just emptied your entire
magazine yeah it's gonna sucks yeah well it helps if you shoot a real person
fuck with that you know this is open this open good night I'm coming up
one day down below to work it works oh I've been burned alive give another team
behind it well happen yeah but you're pressing me right now I'm allowed to
broke what broke what he's about to empty by the clapper
what you worried about?
one down one down
on your land
I have died I have died
Sike he has died he's terrible
hutch
I'm down too
I believe in you
hey team man
hey team
hey how you doing chief I got you I got you big man
oh Sike you're on your own
Oh
Oh my god, there's a team here. I'm gonna die. I'm coming to you right now. Oh this bastard put us put a damn fence on me
Gotta be dead, he is dead.
Got multiple people on me, he is being revived, he's a bastard, he's a sick bastard.
I'm coming right now, brother.
Oh my god.
I'm in here.
Holy shit, they're too good, they're too good, I repeat, they're too good!
They're too good!
He done ran away, I killed one.
Where's Migo? Where's Migo? Kill that one!
That's that! Hooligan!
That's that! Hooligan!
I'm getting my boy back.
Gotcha, gotcha! I'll handle this one.
Someone's laying on me.
Yeah, sir, I'm coming up, chief! Don't you worry, chief!
I'm coming!
Where's he at? Where's he at?
She's right about back there, little leaner.
Come in. I'm a couple. I'm a couple.
Let me spot that. You dumb bitch. Oh, let me go ahead and grab some baby.
Oh, you're dirty. Come on. Take it. You're so dirty.
Jump, jump. Oh, you're so jumpy. Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
Oh, I think I got my swinger back!
Oh, yeah!
You were fucking crying.
Oh, I'm out.
There's four bodies to die.
There you are, sir.
It's time to arm the next victim's boy.
I'm all right.
I'm all right.
I'm all right.
I'm all right.
I'm all right.
Oh my god, there's another team to the left.
I see Campbell.
Wait.
There's a hud.
You didn't need revival.
I killed two.
Please, please.
Hudge, I killed two.
Just leave him behind.
Fuck him.
I hate him.
I killed two.
Hudge, hudge, what are you doing?
Hudge.
Get your ass over here.
Hudge, get your ass over here.
I'm gonna freak out on both of you.
I'm gonna freak out on both of you.
I'm gonna freak out on both of you.
Oh, man.
oh my god we're all gonna die we're all I am there's a guy about oh my god
fucking run everybody fucking panic
What about Nick? What about Nick?
FUCK UP!
I can't remember that shit.
I'll be in my eyes!
There you go.
Are you in zone 3?
I just last grabbed it, I just last grabbed it.
You're in zone 3.
You're in zone 3.
Yeah.
Get back, get back, get back.
You're good.
Got this.
Yeah.
Top, top, top.
Yeah, nice
You meant with it. Yeah spray spray down nice
You take his paddle up. Yep slide slide slide nice. Hey, you can jump again. Oh my goodness
Yeah, you can tell me stop talking to you. Hey, dude. Hey, dude. She's oh
Oh my god
So you can set a portal your all is is a portal and you go quicker, okay?
You can set like a little back and forth point. Yeah, there you go
Hold up there. Oh
Pass. Oh, I have no idea where I'm at. You think it's portal as soon as he drops it. There you go
I'm dead immediately. Oh
Holy shit. Oh, I'm taking up the damn it man
I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna take it back. I'm taking it back. I'm taking it back. You're
dead, I'm sorry. So here you're gonna die immediately. Hold on, hold on. Hold up, he's
cooking yeah that will watch out for that guy yeah yeah watch out for that one
rule number one and a big watch your your accurate as fuck man if you know
I
I
Warning on purpose and could have beat them easily and I respect each and every one of us for doing that because they needed it
More than he did, but I think it's time to lock it in. I think it is time
To lock it in
Are you gonna get good damage today or do that give you a different guy playing there tonight, but it's just not you
Maybe maybe last night. Yeah, you're insulting me when we have the same damage
We do not have the same damage. I have more damage than you both games easily bar night. You're ass tonight
Last night you were dropping a book
Fuck
I think we should do some team affirmation.
Yeah, let's do some team affirmation.
Let's go, come on.
Team affirmation. Okay.
Alright.
Okay, okay.
Alright. Hudge, I like the way
you struggle getting out of your gaming chair.
Now you.
Peanut,
at least I can get out of my gaming chair
and not roll out of my gaming chair.
Damn.
Dick?
Yeah, yeah, baby
Okay, hot shit
My favorite thing about you is how you're incredibly overweight
And you're losing all of your hair. I love that about you and then peanut my favorite thing about you is
How trash you are at all the games that we play together?
And and my my especially favorite thing is how bad you're playing tonight
I feel so much better now, I feel this one, I feel this one, I feel this one, great call
team, great call.
This is the one, this is the one, I have some T-Rap information, it's time to lock it in,
it's time to lock it in.
God, this is good.
Here we go, here we go.
Thanks for that man.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Alright, okay.
Alright cowboy.
Okay, alright.
Okay, okay, so at the POIs that we land that up right below the name in the sky
There's the there's like the heavy bin that has the flat line the hemlock the hemlocks. I'm trying to get you use
Then it's okay, then it has the 301 been okay. That's the orange one
So when we're flying in just look for that orange little thing you land on that is a 301 on it
You grab it you upgrade it boom you got your fucking gun, baby
Okay
But if you want don't break off. I'll really take you straight there. Okay, all right
Three oh one spot the best gun for him right chat. I mean he's gonna fry with it
And then you should play with a PK to you you hit all your shots at PK
Do-do-do-do-do!
Okay, I don't know, I'm just, I'm just like...
Not a great one.
Let's keep going divide because now you know it
It's a really it's clean. It's clean. It'll be like it. Okay. Actually we could go break what the fuck is a break?
Oh, bro. It's just cool. It's cool alpha. All right
Stay on me. Take you right there. Yeah
We do have a team though. Okay, and they're probably gonna land for it
So unfortunately, it's gonna be a quick little fight. I'm going we're going right here on my danger
You're gonna look for that one. I see it. I see it. Pick it up pick up a stack of ammo
this team right now did so many teams
oh shit well we're all gonna die
I'm dead. He kills me.
Oh, I used one shot.
Got one?
I have no ammo.
He's the same guy, guys.
Kill one?
He's back inside. He's resing.
He's down.
He's down.
Dead?
He's the same.
Let's go back to that bin.
It has a little ammo on there, okay?
We can keep going back and hit it, alright?
It keeps on exploding.
Stakes a little bit of time.
He's more easy, 100% more time.
Yeah, he's outside.
It's like we planned this.
Chosen upgrade.
Yeah, you keep him.
Yep, yep.
Good.
Good learning.
Pull up on that side.
He's learning, he's learning, he's learning.
Close touch.
Right here on this.
Right on this side.
Careful peeking that.
Oh.
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
You're good, you're happy.
You're good.
They're kind of pushing us though.
We did with the head
One shot Rose one shot
You with this okay nice
Still up here P. Let's go P. Let's go P. Let's go P. Let's go P. Let's go P. Let's go P. Let's go P
Yeah
That was insane
I was fucking disgusting
Come on
If you come this energy bin get a different gun to you you are through one, right?
Yeah, I got the other one. Yeah, you should get there. You should get the vote. Oh, the wings back
Full or are you for like a sub the quite close range?
Yeah, I'd be great
I was insane.
Thank you, good job, thank you,
good job.
Scan baby.
This is boosting on my screen.
I need to be even stop.
Oh, no enemies.
Oh, no enemies. Oh, I like the peacekeeper to the shoddy. Yeah, it's really good for keyboard mouse. I feel like really good
Yeah, that's very good gun
I'm gonna be on there. We'll do you look at the stasis right for a piece of it
Okay, I'm grabbing this evil for the boys
There's a bit of armor
Watch put a cell on
I
Stiff's better isn't it preference
Depends on what the update is man, I don't even know what the I don't know nothing
It's on that high right now
I need to like that bad really bad
Did you have a head station?
Yeah, it didn't give me a I didn't give me magba.
How long can you run fast as shit?
Every second of every day.
All right, Hutch, if you look at Pina,
you're far away is a little green thing on them.
You get like a speed boost if it stays closed.
On his character.
Got it.
Oh, yeah.
Fucking crack.
But actually somebody was here, boys.
So be careful.
I'm switching to a peacekeepers my secondary
no needs I don't use agent any game I'm at max level
Yeah, I don't know what your upgrades are, but they're very important actually I
Got one that says whenever there's an enemy team
Yeah, it's great one like your character will talk
Oh
I
I don't know, like, bang.
That was so low.
He got you, Mr. Nickwurx! We're coming!
Charge!
Watch out.
got me, dead?
he's dead!
please get his ass
I'll be your team
oh my fucking god
one died?
he's dead?
you will?
nice
you're a puppy, do you take care of ya?
I'll be your dog, take care of ya
or we could just walk it
we'll just use your fingers
you're good baby, you're doing good
I love you bitch. I love you bitch. I love you bitch.
We're cooking. We're cooking. We're cooking. We're cooking.
Come this way. Come this way. I'm going to hit this thing.
Let's run!
I
Feel it shaky I hear shots. Yeah deep right
She lives big
Put it back down with that happy
fire you get that guy i'm a good luck get your ass back here
we go under me oh my goodness
stop
on me come back come back come back come back come back i'm coming back i'm coming back
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
They're coming!
Here we came, I think.
Where we came, where we came.
I'm down here somewhere.
Yeah, T-62.
Aye!
Oh my goodness!
I'm out of bullets in the corner. Yeah
Bro he rest here you rest here
I'll watch that was actually pretty good though
Get a punch, get a, yep, bang, bang, nice, when you aim in, you think it's tighter
Good work to eat
I see one
I gotta get my shit I gotta get my shit first, huh?
We're low
No idea where these hands are shooting from we're left with a right
They're trying to hold us yeah, we should push me push push. Let's go
George
They all
I'm just shooting lights, I'm just shooting lights.
Hey guys crack, see your right neck, right behind the tree.
Yep.
We are going, we are going a little bit.
Okay we're good.
Look right, look right now.
Oh, he tricked me, he tricked me.
I'm in the fucking pool here.
I
Know where I'm signed up here right here. Oh, do you come to a desert? I have no meds
Oh
The revives are about it. Okay, you guys are high go right here
Oh my god, that's one way
I
Down here
Get ready that one
Fuck yeah, I'm gonna crawl towards the portal here now. Oh, okay. I can't oh, baby
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
I actually wasn't bad.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Good morning.
Ohh!
You can do it.
I got this, I got this.
You gotta hold down here, hold down here.
Hold down here!
I got you.
I got you.
We're gonna have to use portal.
I got you.
I got you.
Let's go, let's go.
Get that back, get that back, get that back.
You're dead
I had to jump out I should we take oh wait a little weekend. I was under the craver
What are we up to?
What's up, man
We just alerted them to our position to go through fucking to be already cravered at us. You knew we were there shut up
I've got 41 shield cells if anybody wants to eat you.
I'm going to the right side, pushing a little bit.
As we go right behind that thing.
This way, this way, this way, this way.
I'm going to jump out of somewhere.
Yep.
It's under.
Yeah!
Right here.
Oh, dude, this is so bad.
They're broken.
Nice.
I'm looking.
They're calling.
They're calling.
They're calling.
On me.
On me.
On me.
On me.
I'm looking.
Oh, we are so fucked.
We are.
We're between both.
We're between both.
I'm gonna have to jump all my quality quality quality
No, come on, Nick
Nick, come on
You must come on
You have to be up first, I got a low timer
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, oh shit
I'm pushing that.
No, man.
No, we were doing it.
Oh my goodness.
We were doing it.
We are so close. We are so close.
Of course we're in the fucking game, witch.
We were in the sandwich.
fuck well well I don't know it's looking like another round of team
affirmations. That's what it's looking like. That's what it's looking like. Okay. It's
looking like a round of team affirmations. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let me think. Let's let's
do a little round of team affirmations and we'll get back in there. Okay. Um, it did
Make us feel better when we did this the last time.
I just pulled a gold.
Really?
You don't want a gold.
You want a red in this game.
Let me pull something.
Hold on.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Don't listen to him.
Golds are cool.
Very cool.
Are they?
It's like the over thing.
Bangalore skin, the apex overdrive.
Nice.
Wow.
All right, back to affirmations.
Let's think, let's think.
Let's think.
Let's think for a second, let's think for a second.
Something to really boost your team around,
because obviously the team around is looking for you.
I love that whenever you go down,
you scream bloody murder and ask for everyone
to stop what they're doing to save your life.
but when we go down you tell us to eat shit and died in every man for themselves
it's a lot of fun
that's it
i'd like to
comment on his affirmation i only tell how well you can't you can't comment on his
ass
no no this is a safe space
and that's his affirmation
Sorry, this isn't the case.
That wasn't the case.
Nick was that.
Yes, he did tell me that you should have died.
And then you said that you hate that fucking guy, so that was cool to watch you stim away
and hear all that.
You know?
That's creepy.
You hear my stim?
Woosh, I went away.
There goes the little peanut.
There he goes.
There he goes in the wind.
I hutch.
Sure.
I like the way that you eat garments, do math, and never work out.
I think that shows being true to yourself.
I like that about you.
OK, right, next one, next one, OK, next one.
It works, I think it's your turn.
OK, it would just, OK, it would be my turn.
I can really just pick whoever you want, though.
Yeah, you can just pick whatever you want.
Yeah. Yeah.
You know what? This is for both of you. I love.
I love it when I killed two of three.
And you guys can't fucking kill the last one. I, I, that's, I love that.
Great job tonight. Yes, you're doing good. Yeah. All right. Good. Good.
Okay, now we got a team affirmation. Let's get let's go. Let's get in there. Let's get in there. Let's do this thing
Good job. Let's do this thing. Let's do this thing. Let's do this thing. Yeah, by the way, I'm beginning for me. Oh, wait, what what?
And we're on literal math. No, I'm not. Oh, it's not. Not today. No, not tonight. Yeah
Yeah, that's why he's playing like that. That was Friday's
No, not Friday. I
Oh, I thought it was Friday for slur Saturday saucy Saturday
be ridden saucy Saturday.
Oh, yeah, slurs.
She. No more right now, boys.
Fuck yeah. Where's the menu music in this bad boy?
I'm not getting any menu music.
Oh, a little bit of menu music.
I don't know something. Yeah.
Yeah, a little bit of menu music.
I'm not here at any menu music.
OK, I went over at peanuts chat and I see
Oh, no wonder how it sucks to die.
Yeah, Nick Merck, actually, what am I?
What am I?
Bungalows has an affirmation for you.
He likes the way I had 12 kills and you had three.
Oh, what was that guy's name?
Um, I don't think I'm going to tell you that.
Actually, I'm going to tell you that.
Damn it. I was just curious.
Um, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wasn't curious to kill the cat.
Yeah.
So that was an affirmation for my bungalows.
I appreciate that, boys.
I appreciate that.
Stimulant Saturday.
Wow.
I should kill him.
Stimulant Saturday.
Yeah, this is LG for your boy.
I'm fucking tired.
Damn.
And we need you back.
Was that Venezuelan pocket rocket?
No, we need you back.
Back again.
Full form, full form.
I'm out.
Peanut's Kai joke is already on Twitter.
Nice. Yep. Like you do.
I knew that was gonna happen.
Yeah, I missed healthy Cracky too, man.
This guy, he tapped out at 12 and now 1.
It's getting earlier, earlier.
When him and I looked each other in the eyes, we agreed hard stop it too.
But he's leaving.
He's sick though.
He's sick.
I know. It's almost like I was sick or something.
I was like, I'm fucking sick.
He's just a little bit sick.
And me and Peanut have a fucking sponsor tomorrow.
I'd rather not be a zombie for.
I'm at the same sponsor you got, pal.
Yeah.
Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.
Oh, I got you.
Don't you haven't been streaming for 14 and a half hours today?
Oh, gosh.
You guys, I've played video games for 14 hours.
Guys.
Hey, buggy letters.
What's the last time Peanut streamed?
We're gonna hashtag sorry your job is so hard
We wise this is so large why am I so guys? Oh my god. I thought I passed it, but I went solo. Okay. Oh my god
I'm so far away
Oh
Watch good news is we don't have anybody
Up nice and easy like you do you know you never answered what was the last time you did a 15 hour stream
I should like bow out of you today
Well 15
12 and 15 very different
Oh, you can come to us.
Cradle my balls as you suck my dick.
OK, how about that?
OK, all right.
That's a great technique.
I appreciate you helping me out there.
Damn.
Damn.
Got it.
See, I specialize in short bursts of energy.
You see?
So you gotta go like double my time. Yeah, me too and then I met a little peanut that flipped that bitch upside down
Pete our days
Okay
All righty
Nice one more
I'll get trying dude holy fuck you were doing it. I didn't rescue. No you did but he as soon as he dropped down
He got me again
you. Let's get shot with a bow.
I don't think any amount of team
affirmation. Let's see how it
takes that. I didn't just
pretend that didn't happen and
go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Go ahead. run it back. Run it
back. Go back. You'll be good.
Get on here. I'm hot. Hot,
hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot,
hot. I'm casing. I'm ready.
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot,
hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot,
hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot,
hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot,
of you be a lifeline boys I'll see you guys tomorrow have a great night have a
great night I appreciate you yes good luck on your ventures have a great
night boys thank you sir thank you sir later dudes
damn baby give me so he feels more in his element
fucking cost it sticking up our games
cracky little fucking drug maker
we popped into the street but here's it
like a drug we're a drag at
come here pocket rocket where you at
buddy drag you got peanuts this court
hey guys hey guys alright nice hey
welcome in welcome in it's wayland
stallion come on I can't invite you
because I have a thousand plus and blocks
the two spots we okay oh you did bad for what about um come on down the butter
bum come on yo track uh I know you see yo I know you see yeah right now okay
yeah you know what happened you're right what do you mean what happened I
could dribble this fuckers kills last day oh no no that's one you got one guy
you got one guy yeah that's kind of what I'm thinking where's where's 4500
Damage, uh, Peter 45 inches of meat in your ass, fuck you.
Oh, damn, he might like that.
He might like that.
Holy crap, holy crap, damn.
Ah, damn.
I definitely got 12 kills that game, 100%, 100%, 3k and 12 kills.
I didn't see that.
Well, you guys, you guys are doing it?
Any hutch for the portal?
He was, he's honestly not bad.
Yeah, hutch is pretty good.
I mean, look, this game, this game, this game, this game, this game, this game,
for a guy's job it is to play games today, it's not weird.
To be sure though, Apex is a different beast.
This game is really hard to get good at, true, true.
It takes a while.
It takes a while.
Yeah, hunch is actually very good for a while.
It's fucking hard.
Hunch is very good, hunch is very good.
Alright, the squad, the squad's back.
We were farming last night.
Dude, I had so much fun last night.
Let's pick up right where we left off.
The fucking map is way better than the map we're playing. Yeah, it's just awesome. Let's go
No, hold up. Nothing's better than King's Canyon. Nothing's better than King's Canyon. Mmm. I might gotta go storm point
I might gotta go storm point. You don't know. No, you like SP?
Damn. Please say it's the best. I don't think I don't think Pino played SP. You didn't play storm point Pino?
Oh my god, you were lucky. Storm point? Storm point? I think I played storm point. I don't know. Like a jungle you won?
I remember maybe. 50-50.
No, you would look 50-50.
I did or I did not through my that that is true. Those are the chances those are the chances
Those are the chances
All right boys, let's get Jackson with my chest of tax. He's still looking for blueprints
Don't you watch it by the way
We can normal boys right now. Hello. Hello. Oh, I've turned my game down. Is this better test?
Oh my god you got so loud there what the hell the good way
I was like whoa I was like Dragon whoa where did Dragon come from when you did that
I was like what the hell I said whoa Dragon man I know where he's speaking to the loud speaker
We need to get that.
We're on drugs.
We're on drugs.
We're on drugs.
Maybe we're on drugs.
No, not the guy that we want him on.
That's for sure.
Damn, damn, damn.
That's for sure.
That's for sure.
That's for sure.
All right, uh, fuck him up, mom.
Bring us down, nice and easy.
Bring us down, nice and easy, boys.
Let's lock it in.
We need that.
We need that RE45.
And I guess I go loud here.
Let's break this wall.
Track just a friend or a speedboat.
I don't know.
We need to get that.
We need that RE45.
And I guess I go loud here.
Let's break this wall.
track just a friend or a steve right he's just some homeless guy we picked up on
the satisfies anybody want to play a video game with us we give you a sick as
bar I signed up for the fuck a fan con to
this uh yeah to get a full tower buddies too
okay one he won
I will be procuring that on 301 good sir
I'm waiting for the glove.
What the hell?
OK.
That's for somebody.
Actually, it is Slurred Saturday now.
If you guys would like to let one ramp.
Celebrate the festivities, right right, you know, you just join no pressure. You want to kick us off?
First slur of the of the day
Yeah, yeah, whatever whatever comes to your mind first let me can I go last I was I just I just got here
I don't want to step on toes
Okay, I'll start well you're kind of a fucking
I guess I went first that was actually not that kind of slur.
Zach is I'm not born here.
I just called you a bitch.
Okay, okay.
It's a little bit more aggressive coming close to you.
Yeah.
Oh, uh.
Yep.
There.
Thanks.
Correct.
Bless.
Can't see her.
Oh my God.
Oh my god
Docs flying up
I need the last one to the left.
Oh, it's broken, it's broken, it's broken, it's broken!
Oh my god!
We got him, we got him.
Oh, yeah guys, clean up, clean up, clean up.
Hey guys, clean up, clean up.
Guys, guys, get equipped, get equipped,
to be past the equipment.
Yeah, take the last box as well, take the last box.
I don't need anything, it's all good, guys.
I need nothing!
All good guys, take it all, guys.
So, where about me, guys?
I just got a bunch of heels here.
Oh, I was actually just in the market for 23 inches.
That's all I got.
How about you take all that and shove it way up your ass?
Will you do that for me, chief?
Can we all of them now?
Try to take it?
I'll give them a goop out.
It doesn't fit?
Ah, and it'll happen.
Pino, do you want a 2x4 for your thrill?
Okay, keep it up. What? Let's call him a gringo.
No, I see you wanted two by four through three.
No, he called you a gringo.
Three through one.
Ah, let's kill this.
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.
I'll take this, hit this, hit this.
I'm just so smart.
Close, I think?
Yep, yep.
On me.
Once closer.
I'll have to get all of them back enough.
I want to get all, I'm backing up.
Oh my god!
You want to know?
Yeah.
Go down!
Oh, good job, good job! Nice!
Come on, let me flash that!
Easy.
Go on, work hee!
Oh, good. Nice.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Thank you.
Okay.
They're close?
No, they're easy, they're easy.
He's going slow copy
Taking zip you're sipping all right. Yep
Wait for me. Yeah
You didn't get it!
I'll turn in the building, I'll turn in the building. I hear a little bit.
Faster, faster, faster! Everyone's still one!
Bangalore, dead! I'll shoot! One, I'll throw one, I'll throw one!
Where's he going? Where's he going?
Good work, team!
We got that fucking real one holy shit for the 3x
I would love, absolutely love AP even if you guys see one
Call me
Oh this character is so broken
Yeah, you'll have to get a zipline
Hey, uh, hit this maybe
I fucking hate you you get a speed boost when you go to that you stupid fuck
I have not seen you throw one portal it was not absolutely worthless
You guys, what are you talking about?
We're always going to a fucking tree or a box or something.
It's a tree.
It would take us literally a quarter of a second to just go around.
You guys won't use it.
I fucking hate you.
You guys won't use it.
There you go.
Boys, everyone on this side is going to follow into right here.
All right. All right.
I'm scared.
Recharging my shields.
You guys see bats?
No, I've got unlimited bats.
Faster, faster, faster.
I'm good, I'm good.
I've got four.
You see the humanity at it?
Is that where I...
Troubled further than three and a half feet?
Yeah, the slide, the boost.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Get over there.
You should be a great...
You watch out, you watch out!
That's welcome.
Yeah.
Got em all.
No mess.
OH MY GOD!
WHAT?!
Oh my god, hold on.
Thank you, shoot.
Hey guys, it's safe!
I get fucked up. Oh, yo
Chris Kyle bow guy
Fuck boys were cooking we were cooking we were cooking we were cooking I got no
He he hit me he went three for three and then he went two for two on peanut and the two for two
He didn't miss. He was on me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love that one. Come on. I
go away
Am I allowed to make a joke about the beginning of the Chris Kyle movie
Well, I mean you're already on Twitter for the night. Yeah, I'm already on Twitter for the night
blow
why does she have an heirloom? well actually yeah I got tricked into buying an heirloom
I got tricked into buying an heirloom long ago
maybe maybe Moogigal I am
I'm friends with Mr. Hideouts, the guy that runs security for this game.
So when I saw,
they added a staff that could shoot fireworks in the sky that says,
Wee! Loot!
I thought it was my streamer item.
So I spent 200 fucking dollars buying it.
And then Hyatt responded because I texted him and I couldn't wait for him to respond.
I was so excited.
He then responded that it was a quote, happy coincidence.
So I was made a fool.
I was I was made a fool. I was made the God of fools
Yeah, yeah, I was made the God of fools
Team Gold eternal, baby. Yeah, I might be
You get the feel you know, I'll get on that
I've seen an engine here.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, you're right.
I think I think about me. What? Yeah, yeah, I'll tell me about me. Hold on now. Let me get that piece of you
Tell me wait
Don't wait, don't wait, don't wait
Just run around me
Oh shit, I don't know how to do that.
the new TP
I don't know
I don't know
You guys see that? I got more of you
They're gonna hate this
I'm sticking in no matter what
I can hear you in one
Take him off
I think they're they're
Okay, they're just oh
My god, why did it put me forward guys? I just said I'm not gonna lie to you
What's that one fuck I died about yeah, hey buddy
guys guys that was not right I could say confidently that was not our round
okay things you know when you're dead you need to do you could just block that
I did I was just gonna crush that but you're like hey buddy you're sniffing
my fucking toes as I'm as I'm trying to clutch guys yeah guys yeah listen I'll
Listen, I'll be frank with you. That was on me. I'll be frank with you. That was on me. Okay, I'm gonna be only sit
They're so called oras. Oh my god. I got the crest
How do you how do you?
How do I put my air lube on?
What?
Go to the cake go to octane. All right. Okay, they go to melee job. Yeah, I'd be I'm fucking rich man
I'm rich, but I'm hanging in them hanging tough. I'm hanging
Go to Legend Locker.
Okay, Legend Locker.
Click on Cain.
Melee in the top row.
I'm fucking, am I blind?
Hold on, I'm coming over. Let me see.
Oh Melee, Melee got it. Yeah, Melee.
Melee, Skypiercer.
There it is. There it is.
That's what I thought was mine.
That's what I thought was ours, boys.
This is what they tricked me with!
Look at that!
How is that not ours?
How is that not ours?
They tricked me. They fooled me.
They fooled me. They fooled me.
They fooled me. God of fools.
That's ours. We're taking it. We're taking it.
That's ours.
That's ours
How would you oh
I got no cool skins
Yeah, it's blue one. Are you like mine?
You're like, I've seen you. I've seen you. I don't know. Oh my god. I need this one. Holy shit
We hold up. We made
Is it? Oh
My god, I look sexy
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Oh, there's so many gold ones.
I need the reindeer one.
I need this one.
I need Dasher.
I need Dasher.
I'm buying it.
I'm buying it.
I need it.
without it. I can't live without it. I can't live without it. I can't. I can't. I need
it. I needed that. I needed that. I needed more than you could possibly know. Kind of
looks like you. That's a little, that's a little mean. That's a little unkind.
Like a little. Yeah. No, you're right. Well, okay. Well, yeah. Well, we're in the game
now and I didn't buy it.
So hopefully doesn't flash my credit card details on the screen when we get back to
the free loot.
Let's go boys.
Lock it in.
Lock it in.
I was unlocked that last time.
I was unlocked.
I'm locked in now.
I'm locked in now.
Let's go baby.
It's time to get serious.
It's time to lock it in.
I think I'm fucking ripped right now, but I'm not I lock it in lock it in
How do you get serious, how do you get serious?
Find us a perfect disaster.
Okay.
Take us down nice and easy.
What the fuck?
Okay, Jack, it's between his ass.
I don't know.
I seem to be getting shredded by the doubles.
unless they have hammer points we have hammer points here we go clip side
instead I want that shotgun no my request is very good
nope you know we're going straight to the home okay there's a whole group of
gentlemen on there very to fuck my ass to it there's your man Carol and two
other teams at the light okay okay
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm on the way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He tells that.
100 and no.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm walking down.
Nice.
Hey, go look.
Yeah.
I can't.
I'm I
Oh my god!
Fuck!
I know it's in the top.
Just wait, just wait.
Yeah.
I know it's early, but you have all.
Ah, 20%
20%
okay
I'm gonna grab you
can I get you?
you shoot him off maybe
no no man, you should better
okay with that character you can get Bainter from far away
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it
good, good, good, nice
Can I go up here is there one up here the yeah, yeah
Yeah, I could get you maybe there's so many no no you're good you're good like three
You know, I saw you through your life for public son. I did keep that it was valiant
Yeah, so I started blasting
But there was just too many could
Couldn't fend them off couldn't fend them off. All right, and then now you're gonna spoil him by your shotgun
Right here. Right here. Just how we drew it up. Just how we drew it up
It's how we do it up. This how the plan was described before we started. Yes, sir, baby
Yeah sir!
Grab that shotgun right quick.
This sir...
This sir just gotta find it.
Some around these parts.
Here we go.
Okay, now we're cooking.
Now we're back. Now we're back.
You need up here or no?
I don't need nothing.
I don't need nothing.
Except for revenge.
See, what do you think they want to fight?
Well, I'm going down.
I'm going down.
Throw them out the regular lanes.
Throw what?
Right here.
Great.
Did the teleported die?
Yeah, they did.
It's all marked over there.
The top one is dead?
Yeah, they did.
Charging this bucket.
Is that the upgrade, baby?
All rotation out.
Yeah, we're going to show where we respawn.
Nothing there.
I
Robby Robby, where are you? Oh, fuck. Oh my back
Oh
You put back the nexus yeah, yeah, I'm back. I've got pulled back the hell
Pull me
Nice might take it
I
Therapy I don't know what the hell is happening. I
Don't know what's going on
Savages out here
You probably plug my forget
I'll be there is a place to plug it
I'm gonna do it.
I got it.
This can beakin.
We're over here.
Second hit.
On you.
Just live. Just live again.
That's the worst all I have here.
Nice kill.
Yeah
Was that you get to the centi? Yeah
It's your words, brother
I think I saw you were blowing I said no. No, I just said it's just pure why it does that
I don't know why
I
Kind of I'm sticking to the basics. I'm sticking to the basics right now
Somebody right so somebody right so may right
The old basic boys
Show me right
We can do the old base
All right, where we up do now boys
Let's get serious.
I think we scan this.
Yeah.
I agree.
I agree.
Is that what it was?
That's me.
Okay, okay.
I'll round it up.
Scared me.
Close to me.
Fucking weird.
You're good, man.
You're good, man.
I love you too, bitch.
Couple teams over here, boys.
Couple teams over yonder.
Stop I will go take a little peep little gander little gander never hurt anyone. Oh, yeah
Yes, sir. Yes, sir
See if they got some coins in their pockets
Coins in the pockets
Yeah, maybe any or two
I
Still last one here
We read behind us
We could hold this we could eat this around my yeah, fuck it. You know time. Oh, yeah
I don't know what crypto is though.
Hmm.
Watch out for that little bugger coming and grabbing those banners.
Yeah, a little drone.
You sneak up on ya.
Let's get up top quick boys.
Joe's coming in.
I'm done.
Oh my god.
Ah, no.
You little people up here.
Oh yeah.
You little people up here.
Seems to be some ruckus.
They're with a fasten.
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright!
Oh!
He's gone!
Good shots!
Yeah!
Inside, inside, inside, outside!
Outside, Peter!
What the fuck, what the fuck, there's three!
Let's go, Jack!
Peter, go crazy!
Nice!
I did so much damage!
Nothing, nice!
I
I
They were like, what is this guy doing? We're back. We're back. We're back. We are back
Nice nice nice
It is fresh, but not overflows
Guess we're them overflows
I would love an overflow. I would love an overflow every day me
Take these bad boys
They're big. They're big. They're probably big brolic gentlemen.
Where they next up top top center coming. Oh, here's one. Okay. Oh,
Landed lines.
We got to go. We got to go in boys. Yep. Get that. Get that.
You just get there.
Now, we're at the creeper.
We're at the work.
Get that warehouse.
Here we go.
They took it.
Come, come, come, come, come.
Oh, shit.
They took it.
Right.
Right, straight up here.
You sir, you sir.
I
Oh my god
Okay
No
more team.
15.
I think.
What's your note?
Uh,
Peek-a-moor.
Yeah, you sure? You sure?
I got my head.
I got you.
Ready?
Are you going to miss every single one of these?
Or hit every single one of these?
15.
50-50, boys.
I'm moving to roll those guys all it's not looking good boys. No, I'm getting a part of gated
Yes, great. Yes, great. Yes, great. We're gonna need you to hit him Chris
I'll keep it crispy. I'll keep it crazy the Reaper that we need. Oh my god. They're throwing fucking
It was always
Oh, I'm down to meet you guys, hey guys, nice, I'm gonna die, I have no feeling left
in my life.
What's your, oh my god, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
guys
oh they were stream sappers he was shooting my deadlocks
well at least now we can apply the reindeer skin
that's something that's something to be proud of i want you to know after that shot i was
completely useless
this is a different peanut from last night
I have equipped it. I have equipped it. I'm now the reindeer guy. Now we're going to win.
Now we're going to win. We're infinite ammo works on the Craver. Really? That's massive.
I
Need some of that we need some of that yeah, thank you for the pot get the buddy. I love you man. Yeah, I love you, Abra
Eat some of that that would be nice. I got this Himalayan gold fucking pop there. Yeah, let it rip
coconut oil
butter
And Himalayan salt
Tell you man
That's not what I'm talking about.
Got a headbomb skin? Probably.
Alright, this is your fox.
Your absolutely fox.
Who's up with Caramel Pop 1?
Avatar looked...
Oh, first up, math.
Outlook's Sweet Pop 1.
We're in some more like Kimbo Slice.
Who's Kimbo Slice?
Together who Kimbo slice people slice the famous
For a short time before that he got popular on the YouTube peanut for backyard fight
Backyard fight brother
You want to fight with doing the backyard?
I've never seen that man I guarantee you that if you Google that man you have sent him somewhere
I
All right walking in boys walking in boys. Let's get serious. Let's get serious
Oh, apparently he's dead. He is R. P. R. P. R. P. R. R. P. R. P.
Well, you live with passion firing his chest
Fire in it fire in his eyes. Oh, yeah fire in his eyes. I wouldn't want but
Look then
It's like Dylan Dennis, but it's in his penis because he's got gonorrhea
Oh, shit!
Add-onance Pride!
HAHAHAHA!
Okay.
The drag show is off.
Don't take that fucking Predreel.
You little predator you.
I just don't care.
Alright.
I should probably take it off.
Okay, team tour right,
and team tour...
Oh shit.
Oh my god, my controller is too good.
I'm gunna getๅy murdered.
I have no ammo, I have no ammo!
Nice, I'm looking for a gun.
There's one behind us too, there's one behind us too!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh my god, I'm so fucked.
Yeah, no, this is great.
Just push, just push!
Just stay there Peanut, just stay there.
Just run, just run, just run.
Just run, there's like 3-14.
These guys are all good enough.
Do you like to be safe?
Yeah, just stay there, just stay there.
Do you like peanut?
Where's my lead?
I got you. I got you.
Come on over here.
What bitch could take care of you?
Let's grab the tasty
Sam's immaculate
Yeah, I'm going for his banner
I am I am we go back we go back. Wow you so poor
I
Bought your one
On top of me. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I'm holding on. I'm holding on
I think a business decision drag
for the greater good of the colony and the fortress.
What the hell are you talking about?
Oh my god, oh my god, run.
Don't hold this.
They're maniacs.
They're maniacs.
They're maniacs.
Run, run, run, run, run.
They're going to put that special prison.
Leave.
Get the fuck out.
We saved.
Please
We say
Put the good news I'm gonna read them right here. All right, okay. All right, again
Oh wait a minute.
What was that?
Get a little bit of surprise.
Get a little bit of surprise, little bit of surprise.
There are these hoodlums at.
They're mad boys.
Oh my God they're aping, they're aping, they're aping.
Perfect, perfect, that's great news, that's great news, there's exactly what I hear.
nice. Good work team. All right, boys. This is the one. This is our game right here.
I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's all about. This was
all about right here, boys. Oh, he done he done he done. He little two times. You
I see what two times loser how do I use this thing again my specter please my
specter oh you got it oh I don't know why are you by what are you my specter
looking for my specter to use you get them specter anybody know how to use my
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Nice. Good work, team. Good work, boy.
That's the last of them, amigos.
They can't handle.
You're looking at them.
You don't kill me, sir.
What a rush.
Oh, yeah, he's that bruiser.
Motherfucker.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I'm so good.
I just took it just for fun, dude.
I love that.
I love that.
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
I didn't even take it.
I hate you.
I thought it took a whole leg.
Over yonder now, boys.
Over yonder now.
I think you took me.
Extend this slide from out here.
I'm going to tell you why I keep grabbing these.
No, I would just.
I keep grabbing so many of these.
I can use some of these batteries.
Thank you, soldier.
Yes, sir.
All you.
All you big man.
Yes, sir.
It's all you big man.
I'm looking for my next victim.
This is the win.
I'm on the hunt for my next victim.
I suggest you go and stay close.
Oh, on our left.
I did hear a shot.
Yeah, I hear him.
I hear him. I don't see him yet, though.
I spell him.
Hold on, now.
I spell him, I spell him.
I'm gonna kick with this thing.
Oh, I think they're up here.
They're the right here boys,
Run here boys, lock it in!
Holy shit guys, guys, guys, it's one maniac team, it's one maniac team.
They got spots.
They need to pick any game into the first one.
One down, one down.
Nice.
They're behind us.
Got him, he's dead.
Are we hit?
Other team, other team behind us, other team behind us.
I'm going in yeah, oh shit
I'll be on my right. He's getting away
Hammers
Rathalm Slash
Go go go!
Nice
Holy shit
Holy shit
That's where that worked
Me too
We're there boys, we're there boys
I got the action!
I got the action!
I got the action!
I got the action!
Oh, actually hold up, here we go, this way.
Hello.
This way, over here.
Hold on, I think you just got to find him here.
He's here for the most.
He's got time.
I
Very far amigos
Yeah, I'm fully out of ammo nobody had energy
I
All three all three
Geez I can't
Have symbols
I work now
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I think it was me and somebody.
Guys, those were the biggest maniacs I have ever seen in my life.
They didn't let me breathe!
I can't breathe!
I don't know what the hell was going on.
Oh, I'll break down, let go!
We got this thing, we got the last team.
I got a lot of boys with that.
Like top three, baby
Fuck man, we can't get a win
I don't know what's going on tonight. I don't know what's happened
Win right here we're right here. We're right here. Get this fucking right here boys
I get off your burner in my fucking tuition. I'm a little way
What are they saying?
There's a guy it's your burner. It has to be yours. It's like you're fucking girlfriend or something
What are your girlfriends my other girlfriend? Well, yeah, let's stop right there
Stop right there. You're all adults here
Listen, man, either get the ball drag it off your is it's your burner. Is your burns wish?
What is he saying?
What is he saying?
I'm going I'm going deep into this one man Stanley Yell Nats. Here we go. Let's take it
account creator may 28 2022 been filing since august 13 2025. Okay
Okay, so not a burner. What?
Tell us what this man said or not he's just eating balls and cock. You know me P
Getting all around the area. I would know what you need if you just tell us what he
Damn sad
Drac is a fucking legend bro is slept on bro is so good drac is a let drac is certified demon drac
He's your appreciation drac. He's yeah, I mean it's like he's got your other account
Yeah
That's a zip up when you're finished
Yes, right there by the machine one that's a
Zippered up when you got
I have a fucking girl
Rack the Harying, do he win to that built shot, fun shot, and got murdered!
Had most kills, most damage to the last three games!
Oh, here we go, yeah, here he goes.
Rack, Rack!
Let me take a shot.
And Apex one trick, everybody, let's go.
Let's take a shot.
I'm a little off my game right now.
Now, hold on a minute.
I'm a little off my game.
Let's go.
And it's you in the arms today.
Yeah, and where was my teammate?
Let's, let's, let's review the tape.
Where, where was he?
Yeah!
Right.
That's the case.
No, I love a good fucking 2v3 with teammates, man.
It's my favorite, I love it.
And by the way for the record if it did the large majority of that fucking fight
Okay, he tore out hutch tore out me you finned but he tore out three solid bumps
So don't don't don't start right now
Oh fuck it's not me
three and a half
from a street dealer
My my no one guy. Oh, I definitely don't know. Yeah. Oh, oh, yeah
He goes by crack yeah
He goes by cracky he goes by cracky he goes by cracky he used to
He's the
Big cracky the plug I don't even understand how my plug
Can't miss them right right. That's our boy. I think it's that nice easy. It is damn nice easy
Well, I just feel like should be a team here
yep you want job down that's just like a job let's go let's shout we're
starting this fucking let's kill him we're better off with it
hold up get a bolt get a hemlock he's got a gun there
hold up there left there left here
you're on mid right?
no
oh god
cutey cutey cutey
you call me a cutie?
no, cutey cutey
zip zip
he came to my aim assist, he's one
i'm there for my handle
they're on 5000 ping
no no no, same team
I'm gonna get you.
Bring it back now.
Bring it back now.
We have a energy been here.
We do right?
Yeah, we got energy.
We got light.
I need, I need to energy.
Oh
I will be prekeering sense to my
By the way, I saw clip the other day where you were saying
I need my vibrator God I need my vibrator
Thank you. Yeah, good. Good action. It was just
We've had a lot of water mark. What's up? I
Said I saw you some by the other day
God I need a vibe. I don't use a vibrator
Like a massage gun for your store. My
I'm tracking it like a like a gun, you know to get the kinks out
You know it oh
You don't want to get into a kink conversation
You bring a hat and going into a cake competition and Nick Merrick's is your opponent and he whips out of picks up his wife's feet
Oh, yeah, you're done. You're already done. You just it's over you lost
You just you just love it
There's something about it good foot. I mean, there's really just something about a foot. Oh, no, Nick. What's that?
What is she told me you fuck with heavy? Yeah, probably blue play if I be yes. Oh shit. No
Play would probably be running up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it was the hairs like by the ear
All those little curly ass baby hairs behind the ear, dude
Fuck with that dude
I just like those little curly hairs that kind of go up the neckline, you know what I mean?
Fuck with them fucking thangs, man.
Okay.
I try to like braid them with my fucking teeth and tongue, you know?
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
I want to remind you that we're all dudes here and you have a wife and children.
Yes, yes, I do.
I'm gonna have a lot more children.
I'm raving and fucking...
you're on the same page of the same book yes sir yes sir same book same chapter yes sir same page
try talking about like the back of an elbow oh that's where your weenus is
yeah the back of an elbow no you know what i like though technically speaking yeah you love
some titties your elbow loves some titties i love you nice luna you do yeah you've always loved that
I like it. I like it. I like it.
I like when I like when I've got to have my three items. Okay.
I gotta have my three items at all times. Okay.
I
Roll a duck date
Minimum the ceiling fan I mean would I enjoy a 10 in teal on my
I'm trying to get beat up type shit.
That's a bad little peanut.
Holy shit, I didn't take you for that.
My wife has punched me in the face before.
I think his dad got me in all that.
He opened my eyes.
He's a good man.
He's a good man.
He loves you.
He's always loved you, man. You're favorite. He told me he's the one of you
Like track dude
And crack he's gonna be watching in the corner from the cut chair
Every 30 seconds we give him the finger guns
He slips in I go crack
The figure comes up!
Now you're out of there, Cracky!
In the corner doing more crack!
As much crack as you can find!
Nod on his arms!
He let the flesh out!
If someone is to pick me up, I'll freak out.
I'll find you what?
I'll find you what?
No, you get on the case.
I'm on the case.
Don't you worry.
You really need to ride me off the job.
Don't you worry.
You need to ride me off the job.
Yeah.
Yeah, sir.
I think I heard something.
To the north.
Okay.
Who's something to the north, boys?
Who's something to the north?
I'm in route.
Do we are far away from Circle?
Why are we?
that's a great service for me
someone got me someone got me someone got me
oh shit oh shit
wait they're actually wait they're actually like emitting
he's up
he's up he's up
Jack they're moving moving
yeah yeah
i'm in there
dude
stop
I need the energy mag and I need it now okay I would like to get a shot if at all possible
heavy craze that would be great one shot please oh my god he had it dude he had it
wait or one of your finest shots please I want what you're on yeah
I'm looking for a 2x bruiser.
Hmm, well that can't do.
All right, what's up?
Just can't do it.
200 inch, I'm not feeling too good.
There's a 2x bruiser for you guys.
Thank you, get sir.
Thank you, my man.
Rubbish of Joe.
Wait, railing, railing, railing, railing.
Yup, on me?
Above you, someone?
They're gonna hop, they're gonna hop.
Yeah.
Either behind us.
No, the two are flying, no, the two are flying.
Let me, that's another team, that's another team, that's another team.
Oh god.
It's not very good now, is it?
Oh, we're all about to fall through here.
Ah, we gotta move, we gotta move, boys, we gotta move.
I got one.
I
Know what go go go go go go go go go go go. I'm sorry. We got we got two dead two dead
Oh, I don't know what the hell that is
In this pad was I able wasn't he's like that's a really bad
And what budget we tell me to get life for the best 10 minutes, but I forgot to listen
Oh
Thank you good sure I got the light I got the light all good boys all good
What do I know I don't know
five squads we can win this game we can win this one who's fear thank you sir
whiz whiz I shall be a copie k guess how do I do the thing like this like this
thing right here come here when the circle gets like compact oh no not that
I want to shoot fireworks out of my penis oh left on oh fuck I don't know
Inspector heirloom. Oh, I see it. I don't see it. I don't see it.
Holy shit, you good? You're out of nowhere. Oh
I'm scared
I'm going with the whole team
They're all on you, they're all on you
I can't see with the lens they get
I don't know what I'm doing right now
I'm just giving all that I'm swimming inside of the crowd walking
I'll do it
One down
I'm just wanna
STAH!
NICE!
Stop laughing dude, man
I need to do it right but I don't need anything
I'm on fucking cross-eyed
I'm literally cross-eyed right now
I'mma- I'mma live
I'm getting here
I'm getting her dad
Get her dad, get her dad
Only only only only
So much image
Right
Oh
Oh, yeah, yeah, come back.
Weechie.
Come on.
Come on.
Okay, I got some valuable time.
I would like to be a part of the team when we win, so we can all serve the team.
Oh, wait.
I'll provide me.
I want to be a part of this.
I want to be a part of this for me, so please, sir.
Oh my god
Oh my god, I'm like this right now trying to win a big one.
Jump, jump boy.
Track, I am fucking horrible.
Holy shit.
Yeah, I'm not the same.
I'm playing my shit tonight.
I'm playing like that.
Oh no, I'm in the second one.
Oh my god.
I'm not as bad as Nick Merrick's, thank God.
Thank God, guys, can we all take a moment to sigh real quick?
For you, right?
The guy that was dead.
For me.
Yeah, thank you.
I'm not as bad as Nick Merrick's.
I'm not as bad as Nick Merrick's.
I'm not as bad as Nick Merrick's.
For you, because you were dead.
Hey, when you shout out, we're doing a moment of silence.
Here we go.
Amen.
Wait a minute.
All right.
Let's proceed.
Let's proceed.
Get in there.
Let's proceed.
Get me back in there and rest.
Let's proceed. Let's proceed. Give me back. Back to back. Two for two, boys. Two for two.
For a chance. For maybe if the winds are in our sails. You're talking about? I did kind
of like that in the back of the old days. Kind of funny to think about. If you were
halfway in the ocean, going somewhere to another continent and the winds just decided
to go the other way, just sit out there and die. You just start going. Or just
Go on
Yeah, guys, I know we're two and a half months into this journey, but the wind is going the other way
So we're gonna head on back now
Back the other way now boys one could say
That is crazy actually so there was no you couldn't just everybody paddle I
I mean, well, I'm thinking of those like big pirate ships where you couldn't reach it with a paddle unless it was 50 feet long.
Yeah, yeah, we're going to shot the cannonballs.
Yeah, the cannonballs, the galleons. I mean, I don't know how else you would move that type of ship.
No, I think they had like really long battles.
Do you know the manpower?
They had like people doing the form under there.
Ah
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know about all that
I think that maybe
what happened was they all just sat out there
and died with a win
with the opposite direction
Could you imagine
you're a mile away
and the ship starts going the other way
Everybody smells like fish
You smell like fish
Your friend Jake smells like fish
everybody smells like fish the boat smells like fish you're two and a half
months into the journey in the middle of God but fuck nowhere and the wind just
starts blowing the other way oh my god dude you know it jack your legs ever
heard from sitting crisscross the whole time the game no I stretch after games
like that I'm losing ground okay so you don't keep it locked and cocked no
No, but when you look okay, so are you crisscross right now? Yeah
I'm Chris
Folded
You see a crisscross by your game you don't have legs so before you roast me
Yeah
Okay, I'm going down like you make a bridge now
Nick I need you to sign that deal
like you do like you do I can do like you do
Just grab this little guy right here, this little little little...
Thank you sir, I appreciate you that.
Cache, I got you.
Thank you sir.
Thank you sir.
If you like them out, back to your deck.
Yep, I'm plugging.
Nice and plug.
Thank you boys, thank you boys.
Yep.
I'm coming.
I got one more fucking difference.
Yep.
Little less chromosomes than the rest of us.
Yeah, boy, get on up there, boys.
Don't need those ones.
Just those aside, unnecessary, unnecessary weight.
Fuck you.
Let's do it.
I didn't need to put that in my backpack.
Yep.
Yeah.
Oh, please.
Oh, that'll happen.
Oh, so bad.
You can go bye-bye.
You want to make a difference?
Yes.
Yes, sir.
I'm on the way now, boys.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Yes sir, I'm on the way now boys.
Well thank god.
There's like rooms.
A lot of peanuts coming in.
He's out for vengeance.
He's out for vengeance boys.
Well that'll do it.
He's a good one.
Oh my god!
He took me.
Okay I lose.
Okay dude.
Damn it!
Oh my god!
That's bad. Thank you, sir. That's your go to every bitch. What happened again, boss?
Roll my band up. Boss, I can promise you this. You revive me one more time. I will not
let you down. Oh my god, my controls. I can't. I'm coming. I'm coming. Brother. No,
this is bad oh my come back and I don't know that I'm dead
nice oh very nice very nice you're gay oh that was a little bit of a
I was a little maimed.
All right, now, where are we going to move?
Good sportsmanship.
Good sportsmanship.
That would give us to the winner's circle.
Yes, it will.
I sure it will.
Yes, sure it will.
Yes, it will.
Yes, sure it will, yes.
It must have been a controller.
It did that.
It must have been a controller.
Didn't say it was a controller,
it was messed up.
Maybe it just held down the shoot button.
Yeah, and then the T-Bag button and not move button.
I can't move, but...
You got this.
Holy shit.
There's time to talk.
There's time to talk.
Any questions?
Alright boys. Back and better than ever.
Yup. You got this.
Mm-hmm.
Papa Peter, show your hands down, will ya?
That was awesome.
I'm about to go in.
I'm about to go in a little nasty.
Alright?
We've been waiting for Puppa P.
Puppa P has arrived.
Puppa P has arrived.
Okay? God for that.
Don't you worry.
You will open your mouth
in awe while Pita arrives.
Okay?
You will have your mouth
in awe.
Puppa Pita arrives.
Okay?
You're now allowed to say
the word in game to me.
Oh, I don't appreciate that shit.
You're going to appreciate pop a peanut.
A game.
What is happening?
There's a lot of words around here.
And I don't appreciate the gate.
I said you're going to have your mouth
the gate and all the peanuts arise.
Are you too flirty?
I think I'm out of luck ladies.
I don't know.
What's that yet?
Excuse me, bitch.
I'll keep you filled in.
Yeah, don't you worry about it.
After I get my stuff filled in.
We'll find out.
We'll find out.
We'll buy some part later.
You have to look for another of the ones.
We can tell you're interested.
We might have to walk Joe.
We can tell you want to partake him.
Gerald the Goldfish.
He doesn't have to walk about the day.
Gotta keep limber.
Can't make it.
Keep your flimber
Thank you, sir. Gotcha. Thank you boys
All right, mr. Drakum, I'm gonna need you to bounce on it
All right, please kill me
That's just the result of the play.
That's the master plan.
The Rescone Unique! The Rescone Unique!
Oh, I'm coming! I'm coming!
I'm coming, boys! Charge!
He's down by the left yonder.
Of course.
I'm coming, boys!
You gotta shot.
Okay.
Okay.
There he is, boys!
There he is!
And he's got the Sheila again!
I'm not gonna work this time, big man!
I'm not gonna work this time, big man!
He said not gonna work this time, big man!
You may have got me the first time. First time's the same on me, okay?
First and second time's the same on you!
You fool me once, you ain't gonna fool me again.
Hey, fool me once, you ain't gonna fool me again.
See that right now.
There's some hoodlums over here.
Hurting for his squirt.
All right, I heard him first squirt
Oh my god, he's got so many
Ten thirty nine thirty ten, I don't know what to talk about deep. It's the your view my code
Don't delete that don't leave it
face up face all I'll give you one more get a boy's these ladies
I just can handle it's I just can handle we got ourselves a runner we got
ourselves a runner we got ourselves a runner oh my god we got all shit I'm dead
no what about team what the hell are you doing
I think we back it up, throw a craft stick, and it's back in.
Okay.
Because there's a butterfly on top of it.
Big Bird is gonna try to 1v3 again and then back
Oh that's a new T-50 drugs
Don't touch him up a little bit
Yeah, I'm on bugging
Alright, let's go back now
Hold on now
Get a nigger in there
Yep, right there.
This is my hole right here.
Oh, oh, I said we do it.
Oh, God.
Oh, God, you're so awesome.
Oh, oh, they got you, son.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
The whole way up there, son.
Oh, man, you're laughing.
Oh, man, you're laughing.
Fuck me, silly.
Oh, you were fucking that game.
Hold on, Nicky Bird.
Don't look too gay.
Oh, man.
Me and Black Dyed.
Nick Bird's just gonna stick around until he dies.
There's a couple things you can count on.
Grass being green, sky being blue, and Nick Merck's trying to 1v9 when his teammates are dead.
Let me tell ya, let me tell ya.
Yeah, catch up, taste this.
Sunrise in the east and sets on the west.
And Nick Merck's just gonna dick around Billy Dice and be a dracadare.
There's a little bit of truth to the matter sir yes sir may I say I commend Surveyor
and Determinace in.
I do appreciate you I really do.
That's a good game.
He wasn't ALGS.
He shouldn't have been.
I don't know who's
he caught half as he's stolen.
Not senseless behind the ALGS
building to get in there.
My favorite part of that match was when you just ran around that corner
and fucking died.
That was good.
You did a lot of damage when you did it.
I think I pushed that guy a little too hard.
but I wanted them I wanted them okay and fortune favors the bold
fortune fucking not okay listen up boys this is how I wanted to go I'm gonna
chase a guy until I die drag I want you to do nothing and then complain about
your controller I need you to dig around once all this is done and die can we
We all do that. I think if we can all focus on our priorities, we should be good.
I like how you laid it out right there. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
I want to make sure you get in on the plan.
A lot of cohesion. A lot of cohesion.
Should we do some team affirmations? We should.
No, please.
We should. And I'll start.
Jack.
You're fucking old, man.
My favorite part about you my favorite part. I love my I love the most is how you are
29 oh my god 28 man
In five foot seven single nine five nine
I think you got a very promising future
Your turn your turn
Big Merck's I like
when
Me and Drac are dead and you're the last one
We both know to just sit back in our chair and relax because we all know what's about to happen
Giving up your team a moment of rest and relaxation
Is pertinent to the team's success? That's what I like about you
I'd like you
I like how we land you die you apologize
Who read you you die you apologize again, and then you don't learn your lessons to do it. I like that part, too
Yes, that literally never happened
Okay
We're stopping these lies now
These are not like these are not there
Part they are you aren't tearing this you are affirmations. You're harassing me. You're harassing
now lock in right now we don't voice we have now if we won we did win
repeat it excuse me you're me
let's do the same yeah let's lock it in let's lock it in boys two three three
teams are left three yeah the highest number I've ever heard him count to what
What are you doing good already, boss?
What are you doing good already, boss?
You came looking good already.
You came looking good already.
I never been the best.
I never been the best.
That's okay. That's okay.
I didn't even surface tool in the shed.
Ain't the most important.
But it's all good.
It's all good.
Yeah, I'm doing it.
Yeah.
Get your little fucking ass over here.
Right, right, he's already in the enemy.
All right.
Very peculiar.
I say we, I say that we go in there and we fuck these gentlemen immediately.
Oh man, I like that stuff.
What, okay.
Oh, really?
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
We're loading.
I
Thought there's crack
Here at me oh, I got pk no
There's too push it too push it too push it wrong, but I don't know what I'm
be careful
be careful
I believe is careful
I have your zip I have your zip don't worry
I can't one
I'm dead
nice
coming to you
I'm dead
still under me
I'm dead
can we drop?
got a blast
Okay, there is like 400 people here
You're insane
What are we doing
Big marks, you know me you get your ass over here
I can't take that sir!
I'm gonna die now!
I hope that doesn't inconvenience you too much.
So you don't want to tap it 400 times before you hit your opponent?
I like to tap it, I do like to tap it.
Thank you sir, thank you sir.
You can save for up here.
I love the part where I'm rescued.
I do 140 damage to you by the way.
That's a good part.
I've got you!
I
Love bar when I'm resued I mean
By the way, that's a good boy. I've got you just like you got me TV. Yeah, I bet you fucking do
And I'm dead. Oh
Oh, yeah, one moment one moment. You just give me a second. You just give me one moment. I've got you
Yeah, you can swap my armor some armor
I died immediately. Okay, so guys what let's think about what we did wrong there. Okay, let's think about what we did wrong there.
Let's think about what we did wrong there. I think what happened. Okay, I think what happened is we fucking suck.
I think we could use another round of team affirmations is what I think we could help out.
Um, Drakk, I like the way that you got immediately in the first part.
It helps us keep track of the team, because that means there's one last guy that keeps
track of.
Uh, Nick Merks, I like the way you edge me in the middle of nine men with the three
tap on that revive.
I almost came, but did not.
I appreciate that about she got you worry about that you worry about you worry about
Jack my favorite part about you that raid was
When I thought that you were a character that made sense, but then you were right
I
Think it really works well with our team
I'm a reindeer
Ever since you put on this stupid fucking skin man, we begin slammed. Well you begin slam
I'm not playing as good as I did last night.
I'm not.
Maybe it's because we're getting up higher ranking.
No, I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm just not playing as good.
You're a little goofy today.
I'm a little goofy today. I'm not playing as good.
But it doesn't mean it's not inside of me.
It doesn't mean it's not deep inside of me.
to me. Just like to that team by the way.
Why is Chancellor slow with 62 K players because I'm view playing?
That's it right now. You pass it.
I got you. Don't you worry.
Don't you worry.
Don't you worry. Don't you worry. Don't you worry.
I've never heard that in my life, but that's awesome.
I'm proud of you. You're a good B player.
Ah yes. My name is Peter and I love B playing.
Nice.
What?
Team 2. Alright.
Okay. Okay.
They don't love me.
Alright, I'm gonna beat this guy to this thing and I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. He has nothing on me
I am ten times better. Yes!
Nice.
Ah, you motherfucker!
Oh my goodness.
These Amigos are getting restless.
Where?
Be careful.
So, did you wait? How much did it cost? Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Careful.
Be careful.
Do I need that?
I'm out of pretty.
I
Need that noted I want that
I'm a coming boys.
Watch out.
You know, I left when you opened the door that I'm holding.
Yes sir, yes sir.
There you are big man.
You backed up on your feet.
Thank you very much.
That's where she's inbound.
No, she's not.
She's not.
Make light work of these fools.
I got one.
You may have made not have been that.
I got one.
You may or may not have been down already.
I'm counting that towards my score though.
I need all the help I can get to that.
What the hell am I about to start drinking?
I'm wet.
I know.
It's the only thing that stops the shakes.
That's...
You're a dude.
Get back on the horse.
That's what grandpa said.
Sir yes sir yes sir you back up on that orange pull you up by your bootstraps
Get a little something something
Go ahead and get a little something something this might be the game boys
I think this might be the game this might be the game could be could be
I
Said we head on over this care pack
There's a goal between these by 700 years away
I'm gonna take it
You won't like it. I'm gonna pack it
I'm all fucking sick
All right, you know what now now hold on a lot of things you can suck
I
AHHHHHHHHHH
Okay boss
They're up there on that pillar
You're still there
Look at that
Here they are boys
OHHHHHHH
Oh my god
It's the fucking team that streams having
All the stream snappers
Up, up, up, up, up
Oh my god they're on
I don't want to back up the basement
All right
That didn't feel great
Come on, come on, come on
Watch out, watch out, watch out
Oh my god
That's fucking too dead
I won't make sure that they're dead
Oh
Streams I would you say huh you would think being able to see our screens would help my little man
I hear something oh they done rest right here. I'll make you
I'm going in boys!
Stay back!
We're out of each other!
He's getting away boys!
Get him!
He's a quick little bugger!
Chase him, 120!
Now what is your plan here?
I'm going to go back to you.
He's dead?
Oh shit! What the fuck is that?
I think you go craft Nick while there's still nine teams
You need to turn around and kill every one of them
I
Kind of got a good feeling about this
Oh
What was back in the game?
You continue to impress me, sir!
It's back in the game, boss. Don't you worry. It's pitched up.
It haunts my weapon. It seems stronger, doesn't it?
That was awesome!
I'm back!
And better than ever!
Ten times the power I had when I left!
Oh, there's a pain in the back.
It can't happen again.
That box is horrible.
Ever.
Never, ever, ever, never.
They're still fighting up here.
I will be joining.
They're fighting?
Coming.
I have very naked guns.
Well, I'm quite new
Where like straight west
Guys, I'm not feeling well
I'm not feeling my day
He's coming in one down!
Robot man!
What are you doing, Greyjack?
No, I did so much!
I knocked one!
Don't worry, Nick Merck.
Just tie him 100 meters away.
I don't know why I see the vision.
I see the vision.
Hold up, let us in.
Get there.
Get there.
Die.
Fucking die.
I'm coming on over, Nick Merck.
No, just die.
Don't worry.
No, don't come.
Get it.
Die.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming I'm coming you need to die
I'm coming come grab me
Is he serious
Hold on let me start to him
He's got out
No, no, no, but this can begin this can begin go go go. I have died
You are not real
Hold on
We'll get spatched up
Thank you sir
Thank you sir
Get you back in the game
Thank you sir
Don't you worry
Can't wait to be back
Don't you worry
Can't wait to be back
This is a good one
We're gonna get you back on
Oh my god we're fucking back
We are back
We are back in the game boss
Don't you worry
Stop the good series boys
Stop the good series
Don't you worry
If you do die again I got a movie
Don't you worry
Yeah and you got a movie
We're not, indeed.
I got you, dude.
We're up, we're up!
We are up!
We are up!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
It's an electric zip
and it goes really fast.
Oh, who's it?
Oh, my!
Oh, wow. You are good at the game, Mark.
They are very good.
Holy shit, you're pissed.
They are very good, boys.
They are very good. I suggest we run!
We can't do nothing on my dick.
That'll happen.
That'll do.
These guys might be...
Oh, hold on now.
Oh, I'm dead!
I gotta see what I'm looking at here, man.
Who are these guys?
You're looking at torment, immeasurable suffering, demons.
Death.
People put care to liver diet.
Fuck, I'm a fucking bitch.
I'm gonna fucking...
CC, boy.
Now guys, so hold up.
No, absolutely fucking not one more time and we are winning this shit.
Oh, where are you going, Nick?
It's three.
I'm not even joking.
You are not getting offered that would play one more game.
No, you don't say it.
I'm going to say at least I'm gonna say one more game.
One more day.
One more game.
That's it.
I'm in.
I'm not leaving.
I'm not leaving.
Fuck it. I'm in we are going in here and we are fucking these men to death. I
Will I will have them on a pipe. I
Will have their heads on a pike. I know it's late. I
Think affirmations. Oh, I think affirmations. They are both. It's not to play
But I think what we should do is just really quickly. Let's all give each other a compliment
that's what the affirmation is, you absolute shit dick.
No, but like a smaller affirmation, like a little one.
I have no idea what crack you're smoking, but you have got to give me some of that.
Peanut.
Please give me, I said sir, please give me some of your crack.
Peanut, I love.
I said please sir, give me some of your crack.
Peanut, I love your eyes and how white your teeth are.
You look so funny.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
I love uh I love your smile I love how little your hands are my hands you know I'm not you confusing me with cracky I love you big pickburgs I like that that you're a controller demon thank you as it says on my shirt here and
you are the most sorry ugly stupid person because you're smart and sexy
let's do that
oh we're getting my hands on that cell and I'm gonna fuck it
You're a good man, you're a good man, guys, let's bring it home!
Last game, let's bring it home!
I like the size of your bank account.
I think you have a great beard.
I like how it looks like I can just peel them off, put them on a pizza.
Pizza?
Pizza.
Hell yeah, brother.
I heard hutch don't even have nipples. I heard that as well. I
Heard he is nipple list. I heard he got little lands soft hands
I heard there's there's team land here with they're gonna die. Oh
Yeah, like it right on our right on the right pocket address lock it in. I'm going here. These guys. We're fucking them
I got a charge rifle
Same
perfect. Perfect. These losers going to bet or something. I mean, for the love of everything,
holy, we're not even eight begs players. We're just coming over to enjoy it. These guys like,
well, hold up, we don't have fathers. You got to do something about that. You guys don't have
fathers either. Me neither. We got to do something about that. Let's keep up. We stream
Not peter than the crew you know that'll fix our father listeners
That day was still a sad day for those gentlemen, you know if you don't stop crawling when you're dead. This is not our craters
This is our great. He's no he needs the crap your fucking banner, but he can't do it
I
Think that guy's cheating uncle row
I
That's like a liar in a cheater crack. What are you doing? I'll cheat him on my butthole with my mouth
Let's get back in this game. Let's get back in this game. Here we go. Let's get back in this game boys
Let's rip it. Let's rip it.
Are you order farming on us right now?
I'm trying to. I'm trying to.
Hey, you just.
Yes, you're doing.
Yes, you're doing.
What the fuck is just.
Oh, Maxing.
Oh, they're coming. They're coming.
They're coming. They're coming.
They're coming. They're coming.
They're coming.
Just on top of the right.
Right. You got that.
Yeah.
You went up.
I'm coming, boys.
I still have only a shot left Holy shit, I have a charge rifle
What?
Nice
He's rushing, he's rushing
He's all big bro
What?
You went in your hole
Oh
And they have no mother's
Hey John, gentlemen, just try to enjoy their day.
Here's to Billy.
Yeah.
I like an asshole.
So it should have probably stopped me as soon as you figured that out.
I did try, but you didn't fucking listen.
I'm so sorry for those three gentlemen.
All right, what I'm interested in was great fun.
Yeah, good fun.
Did you?
A worthy battle.
Yo, crafting over here.
Wait, that's him, right?
I'm glad I rode.
Would you really not know that from this?
Have you watched the episode?
I watched Kyle's basketball and I was fucking sucked his dick.
Were you not eight years old at one time in your life?
He's not gonna watch that pussy shit.
I'm going back.
Alright buddy.
The fire nation attack.
Maybe you're the bald kid.
You don't know nothing about that.
You're the bald kid.
Yeah, well how'd that work out?
I'm fucking sweet he won he didn't wear whoa spoiler um buddy it's a car dude
good guy wins always valley lurk now he lost 15 seasons and then he and then he
What's your really 15 fucking seasons?
I don't know.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I don't remember.
They really kept that thing alive.
It was a good show.
It was a good show.
It was a great show.
Damn good show.
Yo, wait, Pino, you fuck with dinosaurs, right?
Hell yeah, fuck with dinosaurs.
You see the fucking new Netflix?
So rule 34
I'm doing.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
What?
Oh, this is like a real thing.
No, no, no.
I'm doing.
Tell me.
Yo.
Yo.
I have already got it.
I just shot myself.
I'm in the air.
I'm in the air.
I just shot myself to the air.
I'm gonna go back up in the air.
It's the same spot, it's the same spot,
it's the same spot, it's the same spot.
Go to the team, go to the team right here,
go to the team right here.
Where, where, where?
Right here, over on the cliff.
He's gone.
He's dead.
Okay, I guess.
He works out there, he works out there.
They're up here, right?
I'm a coming boys. I'm a coming on the way
You watch out
How much how much you is
I
Don't think you do what we did there's 97
I think we made just a
Oh, he's kind of cooking.
There's a revive beacon in the storm right there with that phone's closing
Yeah, not a revive beacon for quite a while
Actually, I think it's right up here by all these boxes. I know they're here, but they're gonna leave
I'm gonna leave I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna plug you
Thank you
I don't even understand how my plug won't
Give the blood
Oh
Holy all the new in the world here, brothers
You see our game boys
A lot of bad kids
I'm leaving. I don't know what
of mine. I just got an overflow.
Get back. Get back. Get back.
Okay, I can't help you. I'm gonna cook it. I'm gonna cook it. I just can't help you. I'm a mess
Good you haven't yet I
I'm a government I'm a government I
I had to do really the best of good money. You got to heal up this thing. Oh my god. You can't oh my god
Oh my goodness. We walk out. We're fucking friends. We're gonna do right here. I can all shoot. Oh
Shit
Pulling y'all over
Come through come through
And hold square
Thank you boys! Thank you boys!
If I go to the left, bro, show the left.
Show the left.
Show the left? Alright.
More space over there.
Alright.
Careful, the team might be here just waiting for us laughing.
I didn't even have to kind of ping him like you wouldn't have waited for me to say
You're a gas tank.
I'll be a couple who again.
Okay, I was good.
No, look at me.
I'm being robbed left and right.
Oh, we got shot.
Just stay with team leader.
Oh, goodness.
The team over yonder as well
Okay, thank you
Watch this fire. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Ready?
There you go
Go left go left go left go left go left and then we climb and fire on left ready. Come on
Go on up
So you know one
Oh
No
Guys guys I think we need to face the fact
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah.
I'm in so much pain. Yeah. You know, there's a granting station at the circle. There is
Get a little loose, get a little loose.
Yeah.
Get a little loose, get a little loose.
Oh.
You're going.
Let him cook.
Let him cook.
Yeah.
I'm so fast.
Oh, oh.
I don't know what you're up to now.
Boo, boo, boo.
You take another chance.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
new technology new technology that
controllers fucking shimmy
that's the shimmy slag
oh he is he is going for it all
hold on you put the fake you put the
oh oh you are oh shit oh shit
I'm opening a phoenix gift.
A phoenix?
A penis.
A whole penis for me.
Holy shit.
Zone's closing.
Okay.
Oh my god, you're doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it.
It's all odds and adversity.
You know when you got out of this ship, you come out with fire.
We play right here, boys. On me.
This is our game, boys! This is our game!
he's pushing you from from lower so everything around me is lower
I did as much I could do 120 right here I'm going
It's going to be a fight, we don't have time.
Yep.
You gotta move back, we gotta move back over here!
Oh, fuck!
I'll see what we can.
Oh my god, I'm kinda sick of trying to save.
Oh shit, any fucking classic swapping?
Oh!
No! You know! Come on!
No!
Yep.
That's your plant, you and that little red...
...dragon egg.
Oh!
Fuck me!
Oh, fucky, fucky!
There!
Yep.
We got to get up in the car. We got three guys. We got three guys. We got all
in front of these three guys.
Let's go. Oh my god. Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. We said I had a lot of fun
I did too. I did too. I did too.
I think the reality is that none of us played our best.
I think we did all of them. We all did.
Yeah.
Go see Nick Marks.
I think that out of all of us did not play our best.
I think he didn't play the best.
Yeah. Me the most. Got it.
I fucking hate you.
I fucking hate you, man.
I'm watching you.
Yeah, I'm not even asking for a hundred more games. I'm asking for one more day.
I'm drinking vodka.
I'm so good.
Nick Wrigs, tough to you.
You're out, we're out.
You're in, we're in.
Are you ready to go? He's in.
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
Yeah, damn it. Oh, I don't do it
Holy fuck it hurts. Oh it hurts
Hold up wait, I got a new chat here. May I read it aloud? Oh here we go, bro
Oh, Nick Merck is a pussy.
Yeah, well, fuck you, buddy.
I am what I eat.
Oh, good crap.
Say hi to your mother for me.
This guy's a sickie.
She's a wonderful woman.
He's having sex with your mom.
He's his as well.
Wow, what an honor.
Say hi to your grandma, too.
All right, guys.
I should be locking in last game fast game.
Last game fast game track.
I have right here, boys, right here.
I have an idea for this last go.
I'm a reindeer.
I think she right there.
You and I know.
I think we've done spaceships.
What?
Talk to spaceships.
I think we docked the spaceships.
I think it's a real nut the but player.
I think we let the peanut go do what the peanut does you and me
Yeah, we just
I'm I want I want Adam. I want Adam inside. It's time to get revenge. I'm walking in. I'm adjusting my gamer chair for maximum efficiency
I'm walking in. I'm walking in
What is that right here? I want murder now going to fucking ergonomics
Go to the vine go to the divide going to bio now makes you shut your fucking mouth
Okay, we're going that top left and domes of love. You see a little purple tree in there. You have a team on us
I'm assuming it's the same gentlemen. You see it on that ship out. Yes
Who's that?
Look you guys, I think it likes you if I can't hear me. I'm going to the crepe love
Oh
Peace keep right here boys. What luck is that? I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy. I
Am a lucky boy. Oh
My god, I'm a lucky boy, too. They're on me. They're on me. Oh
Hold up go ahead and retreat for us
We get ourselves a couple items We need to get them
Where they at boys? Where they at? They're at home, they're in there in this dome
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, I'm on the way
I'm on the way
I'm ready to fight
I just have it all, you know
You don't need any of that
I'm the heady I can't fucking see so
To what nice
I
Another team don't laugh. We need to get to that immediately back up
Sure
Oh, it's close close come up come up come up
We fight him here it's fun
What's up and I got Shaft from some random shit.
It's the same fucking team.
Holy fuck it is.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
You fucking losers man.
I'm healing up.
They'll maybe lose for a third time in a row.
Oh, they're so bad, they're so ass.
Oh, my goodness, oh, my goodness.
Oh, they got me punching their monitors right now, breaking their keyboard.
There's no way.
It's no way.
Looking bad.
Good work, boys. Good work.
They got the stream cybers that told us to not just fucking dick ass.
You fucking terrible. That could have been bad.
It got literally every double man into him. We just smother him.
Hey, they're pretty good at fucking stream sniping, huh? Damn.
They're 100% from the bottom.
Yeah, right. About it.
We
Yep
Yep now that we got dressed taken out time to get serious begin. Let's begin. Oh, yeah, here he is
Like I have 42 damage
That was all you got 178 that one right there was all you
You gave me that lemon pepper stepper
I
Had Bertolt he was up at 20 22 up in his bitch
Kill cues I know man screams the latex 12 fucking rounds
You don't even open it right now.
Oh, shit.
Did you scan?
Was that your scan?
Okay, guys, people open here, let's go kill them.
Let's go kill them.
We're not gonna kill them right now.
Let's go kill them.
Let's go get them boys.
Let's go get them.
I
Had not up here. Oh my god, they're right there
That's that's exactly what I was thinking. Yep
I mean, I did damage to all three of them nice winnable winnable winnable winnable
I died in the fire!
I died in the fire!
You guys have a great weekend.
Enjoy your time.
Take care of yourself.
Take care of yourself.
Good night.
Sweet dream.
I'll catch y'all on Tuesday. I got a dentist appointment on Monday.
I'm fucking happy about it.
See ya.
Alright.