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faster, sharper, and wayyyyy more alive.
And that made me realize something.
But as long as the rules make sense,
a turn-based combat can be basically anything.
So that's when I started getting creative with boss fights too.
I turned mines we bring to a boss fight.
I turned Tetris-
Young Bulbix for once up, believer man.
I turned 2048 into a boss fight.
So what started as a turn-based grid game became something I never planned,
and something far more interesting.
It's called even more just a block. Is it the water? No
No, it's from the it was just like weird audio
recording
I'm pretty sure that the bloody
Well for a temperate benefit of it
They be not to talk shit
No, no, we understand if I were to talk shit, I'm not talking shit on the people who are
responds to me I'm talking to show the people who painstakingly made all these
videos so
is that show worth talking
do you know what I mean
can you give us your real opinion after I'll give it to you right now I'm not
I'm not gonna play this game. I'm not gonna play this game. It is not interesting.
How about death?
How about death?
I can't clue my last two.
Ah, drones. So harmless and cute.
I never want to use superviolence and clean my glasses hang on.
I clean my glasses.
Like if we in Roy and D-Mathic are the Brazilian regular three-place poppy, I've played that game a bunch.
What the hell is this?
Damn.
Cermday's Smash Magal reacts.
Wow, ooh.
Whoa, dude, what?
Wow. Yep. Yep.
It seemed like you woke up five minutes ago.
It may be.
Mayhaps, mayhaps.
You're looking bolder today?
I think less bald today, but I mean it's still the same amount of hair fells actually probably less
So this is like their little pre-show thingy, so I'm responsible early guys
Oops
And we're to change the game directory
When did you start going bald early 20s early 20s, dude
early 20s that's rough dude it it truly does not bother me I like the way my hair
looks I do
It looks great.
Now does it look voluminous?
Does it look healthy?
No.
She's no T.B. though, let's be honest guys.
They have it's a near reference by the way, but I'm familiar, Gremly.
Sorry Gretzel.
You have a very blatant Pizza Tower rip-off.
Even down to the music.
Holy shit.
That's not Pofino, dude.
Holy shit, dude. Dude even staring at a tower? Come on, man. Come on, dude. The dev of this
game alleged he'd never heard of Pete's tower and that this is inspired by 90s blood. Sure,
man sure buddy you never heard of beats power before god I believe you
okay I believe you where's six of us
yep this is the puzzle game I would never play it I would never play this
not that it's bad but
I don't I can't handle the mental English and I'm sure you guys can either so
Hey, runny-ads while you chat I'm watching
Their live streamer. It's just like game at the game
Expo
they need
Like any other
Except no triple-A slot this time no Jeff people leave you
No, uh, no Bethesda man, I heard the name of the guy. It's not Howard
You provide audio for the visually impaired
There we go.
Robot slash.
Flying around.
I'm hoping I just did a flip.
Full spin.
It's like Dark Souls.
It's a robot, I think.
How was that?
How my blind homie is feeling about that one?
Isn't this CRPG?
I
Know
It's fucking it's fucking
What was the name of that one old game
Robo Tron?
Yeah, it's Robo Tron.
Robo Tron, dude, banger!
Banger alert!
Get...
Banger alert!
What up, big torto?
Please, please, call me by my, uh...
my twitch chat name, Big M.
This bald loser only shows up on time when he's getting paid.
Dude, I was like five minutes late to the livestream.
Exactly.
I looked, that's not that late!
I had to pooch!
Bumpal, Alex, we're gonna have 7.
See, we're poop-second. I had to poop again!
Okay, A-B-P!
Give the talker a view out of 10 desire plays game.
Four.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Three.
Ha ha ha.
great leader of men by nickleback was on the radio on my drive home at almond
brett's they go back in the song called leader of men that's awesome
B, when I'm the developer of this game, I've never heard of Celeste, what is that?
This is inspired by early 2010's platformers.
Use the word slot more while reviewing things big T.
I'm trying not to devalue the word slaw, but you guys are doing a good job of that.
To succeed, act like an instrument, but instead of notes and melodies, a tag can weave amongst
enemies.
The guardrails are off.
The elements may age you in this fight and can dictate the manner that you wish to take
part.
You good boy? You sleeping? Guys, I just woke up. Can I watch the trailer? Can I watch it?
Oh wow, guys. Wow. Wow.
Oh, oh, mix them all up!
Oh, oh, oh!
Become a Legendary Musician!
Oh, oh!
You can even tune your own strings
to shift your play style entirely
and explore dozens of options
to knock those mindless puppets
into a cacophony of pain.
But that's not all.
And with the ever ticking of the Alphanomus,
Ty is running short.
cool concept but I don't really fight with anything else
instead of probably supporting a new expansion, yeah dude it's gonna be awesome
Yeah, wait
Welcome to the first ever wish listed presented by mad musher
Exciting new updates to your favorite titles and a ton of demos that you'll actually want to play yeah
Live from here in Las Vegas at level up expo. So if you're in the Vegas area, don't care losing another student loan payment on craps
Swing by the Star Forge and wish listed presented by Mad Mustard booth here
If you're cool, we'll even let you try out some of the demos will be announcing later today
Watching from home. Well, don't tab out to Google a showcase game
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I did it. I already did it. I did it. No, I didn't.
The overlay audio might be dull.
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell is that shit?
Let's sleep, actually.
Oh, look at the monsters, man!
What the hell?
Oh yeah, thanks for sub it explore a world filled with dangerous alien ecosystems discover
new abilities and challenge powerful Titans to save an ill-fated planet in the new twin
stick Metroidvania Neo Titans if you'd like to get your hands on the game stop by the
wish-listed booth to try out their demo today.
Next up it's been 18 years since your father disappeared and in your search to find him
only eldritch horrors away oh my oh my oh good to be like i live at the bottom of
the ocean
dude it's in's mouth guys
me when the innkeeper serves me my grog and i look up and he's got fish whiskers
Oh, no!
Not again, uh...
Looks like a mobile game, boys.
Uninterested. Do the boss move some more?
That's gonna look pretty stupid.
Hmm, I don't think I'll be wishlisting this.
That's the game.
That's the game.
You're already wishlisting the last game you don't need to have to keep talking about it.
Dude, I guess I might have to clip my toenails.
today. Now our next couple announcements we're going to need to bring in the help
of a familiar face to streaming. So everyone please welcome out S-Fan.
How's it going, how's it going?
We like these smells. Thank you guys. We've been grinding in Mad Meshroom to cook up
some fresh new games from some developers that we think are pretty
cool. We know that you guys, a lot of dark fantasy action fans have been
I'm looking for another title to hack and slash your way through enemies in.
Good news for you guys, here's Cursed Mark.
dead
is every indie game just top-down action?
is every twitch chatter just stupid as fuck bitch?
Lamseo against the locker? Huh? How much do you answer my question first, bitch?
It's freaking hard, good.
Can I get a toenail for you?
No.
Nido Nido TBH
Curse mark launches
Make sure wishlist the game on steam and try the demo either online or right here at the wishlist and booth at level of expo
What the fuck is level of X?
Chat type one if you ever pooped your pants before
It's right you're not alone
It was just a few weeks ago here at Mad Mushroom we launched our first friend's
lot title. We gotta go. Let's just say people have been pooping themselves in
anticipation. Now you can too.
Go, let's go, let's go.
Oh, okay man.
Let's see what we have here.
Oh, this bathroom is absolutely vile.
There's no way we're using this thing.
Oh, ow.
Catch!
Yeah!
They're not games.
I gotta find a bathroom.
Oh, I'm not a little evil as I once was.
All right, let's find that bathroom key.
The guy was speaking in homeless.
Oh, shoot.
What is this place?
I can't go on.
Take a right.
Take a look.
Oh, what?
Just do my like a row.
Hello, God.
Oh, this is cool.
I'll flip myself.
Does that win their debt?
Oh, it's a good one.
Thanks, bud.
Oh, no.
I need some better weapons. First you sip.
What are you red?
I guess I'm skinned, Mark.
Guys, I know kung-fu.
Okay, alright.
Alright, buddy.
Run!
Get out, get out, get out!
Oh, no!
Oh, please!
Let me out!
Come on, let's go!
Come on!
Let's get out!
Let's go!
Come on in!
Let's get out!
Let's do it!
Let's get out of here!
Join the four player co-op chaos,
explore haunted environments,
and make a mad dash for the bathroom
before you turn into an actual turd.
Check the game out on Steam today
today or again you can play it at the wish-listed booth right here this weekend
enough fart jokes it's good serious for a second because it's time to discuss your future as a
vampire lord in night swarm well
It's friggin' bear fire, you guys! No it's air, red!
Dude, Megabonk never did it!
The best!
They beat the genre!
I clip my tongue, those guys.
Who cares about same achievements?
You gotta go with the memory time you get one.
Yeah.
Thanks Worms, new update.
That's not why I do it.
And the ancients is out now.
Claim your legacy as a vampire lord on scene today, or stop by the wish-lessed booth
to try it out for yourself.
Now our next title has quickly shot up in popularity within the indie scene since their announcement and now sits as one of the most wish-listed games on Steam.
Here's a look at the 2D cyber-fantasy Metroidvania Shade Protocol.
There you go guys.
Those are good.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, what the hell is this?
She's cutting reality
I mean, I like I like soul song. I mean, he has no feel about my tribute. I'm big fan
of instruments as weapons rewrite reality itself in shade protocol. I'm a big fan of
the game on stand and support their Kickstarter. And it goes live June 2nd. Oh Kickstarter.
Follow their socials for updates as they may have another big surprise coming soon. Next
Next up, here is Retro Space.
Hurry up high boy! We must beat time at its own game!
Kill.
Hello cowboy.
Just in case.
Our mission was clearly to expand human capabilities and potential.
Have you ever watched rebellion on your own?
That was your chance!
Dude, it's the Polo Guy!
It was the Polo Guy! You see his mouth?
Oh my God!
We can surely leave this god-versaic-ing corner of the cosmos!
Yeah, I'd like to say some chug.
What's okay?
Retro Space is coming to PC and consoles this year, so wishlist the game today!
Now, when we selected the games for this showcase, we ensured that we chose only the freshest of trailers.
Put together by only the finest of devs. Which is kind of what you do in our next game, Farm to Table.
She's pissing you off. I need you to contain your insults for a little bit, okay?
You're gonna be alright.
It's okay. Women exist.
Sometimes they talk.
That's okay.
You're gonna be okay.
I promise.
I'm going to play this game, I'm more into like, like if I'm going to play it like this
I'm more into like, the, like for example I like,
I
Know I like that like trucking some you know, I mean like you just literally just get cargo drive
You know, I mean, all right, like even like it was just a farming
Releasing May 11th on steam
I like I like a strip simulator trailer triple I initiative earlier this year
But you painstakingly leveled that trailer till it evolved. Yeah, like menial labor simulators
That's my life. Here's Tim Tim pioneers. Yeah, I want to look pretty
Like job
Wasn't Temtem that rip off a Pokemon game?
That's what you like a Pokemon trainer do you?
Yeah.
Dude!
She trapped him in the fucking superman dimension
I was the survivor
They're gonna raid!
They got mounts!
They got blind mounts!
I've been evolved by the push-and-push in time.
Do they evolve in this game or is that like copyrighted, dude?
Do I remember like the first time I put a game where the environment was like destructible and blew my mind?
Going to hell is never on people's festival circuit, but honestly the music down there slaps take it from me
Throw those Coachella tickets in the abyss and rock out in arms of God
It's not a survivor game, actually, it might be.
The thing that makes you a survivor game for me is that you attack automatically or not.
And normally I do not like the automatic attack.
You can choose to make a little attack with your main.
Dude, it's number 6.
Dude, he looks like one of my war hammer forties.
He's figuring it out.
He finds weapons at once and brings divine justice to a world on the brink of chaos when
arms of God hits early axis on steam on June 8th.
Don't join Oboly in hell.
From a developer's super-action, the immersive story-driven adventure The Invincible comes
a brand new game that blends extraction and survival mechanics with a volcanic twist.
This is the fresh gameplay trailer for Into the Fire.
He's laughing?
You go, because you're Christian.
Oh, yeah.
You can see how that would be offensive.
It was supposed to be a quiet trip.
But this place was already breaking.
Dust under here, wrecking through scent ground.
Nothing's settled ground.
Is that a stalker-like thing?
Anomaly-like?
You know what to look for.
I'll be back.
Don't stop moving.
Copy.
Every time we go out there, the island takes a little more.
More ground, more paths, more people.
And the fire brought more energy.
The locals turned in.
Moon-Moon body type.
Had movement.
Why'd you have it?
We bring back whoever we keep.
You have to call.
Push further.
I'm going in!
Or turn back.
That's the first final 30 seconds.
What the hell is that?
What a burn victim.
I'm almost there.
So we keep going back into the fire.
You go in next.
Dude, request access guys.
That was an extraction survival into the fire.
Head over to the game Steam page for your chance to walk into the fire,
unintended, and sign up for the play tests.
Farming just got a lot spookier, and welcome to Elderfield.
Download the demo and wishlist the game on Steam now.
Welcome to Elderfield, a picturesque haven for the discerning visitor.
Begin each day refreshed.
Rise from your cozy bed.
Wash away yesterday's little worries, prepare a hearty breakfast in your past sinking feeling and step cheerfully beyond the sanctuary of your home.
In an older field, honest work brings honest rewards, but harvest, run, and...
Wait, it's like that one game you play.
Now, no town is complete without its people. Your love with your friendly neighbors keep up the love-spend,
Good lasting friendships and should your heart lead you, exchange vows with that special someone
until death do you part.
Personalize your living space with charming furnishings, tasteful décor,
and thoughtful adjustments to better accommodate visitors.
Discover and domesticate our delightful wildlife.
Visit the bustling town malls and brinkly before the dark.
The ancient things enjoy a spot of fishing express yourself with a refreshing change of stars
No way this is an RPG game
You have to reach yourself to a Georgia haircut
They're very well disguised
You're not well-prepared until cross
Terrible operas
You're the last to grow up
You're not the last to realize
The re-extrusion of your sanity
Smart for the name
Welcome to Eldervill
Looks really good
If you're walking around the level of Bexpo floor this week and are looking for a booth,
just look for the giant Star Force logo in the sky.
If you're really, really smart so you can read or count to number 302, look for booth
number 302 on the map.
Star Force is going to be showing off a variety of new PCs, cases, some select collaborations.
So you can take a look at the limited edition FreeRan or the Himmel custom PC, available only at Star Force Systems.
Waaah!
My Queen!
Look at that sticker.
Look at that buggy sticker.
I need one of those immediately, but be sure to swing by the wishlisted and star forage booth to see the build in person this weekend
You can also attend the English voice actor panel for Freerun at level up expo this Saturday
Is always telling gamers to touch grass like it's so easy, but did they ever consider that the grass may touch back?
You know what I think would resonate better with people watching these things?
Stop making the presenters read off of a fucking projector, man.
I know that's easier said than done, but like, damn.
Give them like a bullet point, you know what I mean?
Give them like two bullet points, like, alright, this is the game.
This is what you release again, you know what I mean?
This is what's released again.
We're just having a better writer, you know?
You think you can host some better?
I do not think so, no.
I do not think so, I think so.
I think I can maybe write about it.
Continue to stay inside and check out the trees hate you demo now on steam or you could brave the wilderness and try out the demo at the
wish-listed booth here at the
Make things that happen are you scared during my chat everyone at the end of a crazy movie your friends watching and you wonder
What the hell happened to get to that finale during my fucking check our next time like that if that was an entire game
Let me lose like a hundred pounds first, what the fuck?
Just a hundred pounds?
I think a hundred is fine.
I'm late about abusing some gloves to get there guys.
I'm late about turning my bones to gelatin.
I never saw my bro skinnier than on heroin.
The remake of The End of the Grey's RPG of All Time.
Okay.
The remake of The End of the Grey's RPG of All Time is a deduction puzzle game set in
the last hour of a lost JRPG remake. Use director's commentary and the original manual to uncover
the mystery of the game when it launches on Steam May 28th.
That's a neat game idea though. I know you guys are posting skip of this because you guys
are just not enlightened intellectuals like people like me.
So did Dota 2 Legends, Jenkins and Sunspan, which led them to come up with the brilliance
that is Relic Arena.
Do you like games that cost zero dollars?
Enjoy crafting game breaking builds?
Are you a fan of Harambe?
If you answered yes to any of these, then do I have some good news for you.
The best and neemiest battle in the history of mankind is about to be released.
Created by idiotic dotatook commentators, suns fans and Jenkins.
Battle in arenas of great significance.
is important leaders throughout history. Enjoy Mr. Lincoln's hospitality. Be caressed by Cleopatra's
sultry voice. Did my beauty distract you? Nuke those bastards as Gandhi. And of course our most legendary
leader Harambe with his exclusive skin child friendly Harambe. Don't buy units like in
other shitty auto-battlers, you get them for free. Instead, purchase historic relics to
equip on your hero. I hate dessert, I kinda like how I'm eating it.
This is the shit you see in like mobile ads.
This is the shit you see in like mobile ads.
that bazooka. Purchase more of the same relic then choose your upgrades wisely. Max it out to get a juicy
power spike. Like the F1 rocket engine which summons the f***ing moon. Build your own heroes.
Create countless combinations. Mark your enemies. That's not what your mother said.
Relic Arena. Taking auto-battlers to the next level.
I'm trying to look at these characters in the background, I don't really have-
Loot List, Relic Arena, and join the community at discord.gg slash relic arena.
If you want free in-game loot for when the game comes out, Discord's where it's at.
It launches May 7th.
Do it for Haramé.
Our next game is a retro Souls-like set in a crumbling realm of dreams.
Banger.
Yo, he's parrying, dude.
Hero Parry!
I'm gonna post a...
Oh!
Wait, what happened to me? It was...
Oh, that was an attack. Looks good, actually.
Memoriam releases on August 13th, so be sure to wishlist the game on Steam to be notified of their launch.
Memoriam!
Next up, Sprawl Zero is heading to PC and consoles.
You can wishlist the game today on Steam and take a look at their newest trailer right now.
It's new
3rd version dead!
D-D-D-D-D-D-D!
What'd you do with that fucking throat?
Relaxing your trapeze?
DEED!
Alright, so basically, you're a guy that can level up, right, and you walk around in
a circle and you get these weapons right but they like automatically fire.
Demons don't always have to be scary. Sometimes it can be small, cute and ideally collectible.
What life will you lead in Mystical Demon Farm?
I'm just not into games like this, Burrs.
What she knows to be a man, though. That's pretty cool.
You can make a mess!
Yeah!
Woohoo!
Their name is Ozo.
His name is Ozo.
Are you making a neighborhood with all your friends, dude? Just like in real life.
You just go out to some land and make a little commune.
And live nicely for the rest of your lives.
No, they're so cute.
Mystical Demon Farm won't hit Steam until sometime in 2027, so be sure to wishlist the game or
follow them on socials for updates.
Alright, and now for a world reveal that's a little less whimsical.
If I were trapped in the movie...
Oh, not Waco.
I feel like we'll have no problem just not watching Samara's videotape, but replace
the VHS with the scariest retro video game console, and honestly, I am screwed.
I'm done.
If that seems like an oddly specific scenario, it won't after this.
I got blown in on this.
I'm going to wait, though. I'm just not stacking right now.
You guys remember the game we played about that guy that wouldn't stop gambling?
I should have swiped.
Moshi Moshi?
Hey, there you go!
Oh, wow.
Ah, Junko-ka.
Ah, um.
Then, what happened?
Sheila if you made a remotely interesting video game
You know
The only good chill again was the
As well as the PlayStation Store to stay updated
Yeah, just the train fun titles in the saga broken lore follow arrives June 1st
Now I want to take a minute before we continue to congratulate Bruce on baby number two
I'm so proud of you.
You beat me.
You did.
Well, but also, I should not take all the credit.
My wife has done a lot here.
My wife?
She's parent with co-op controls.
I don't know if you know.
What?
They're fun.
Very rewarding.
Super dangerous.
So swaddling babies with friends and kids can lead to drops.
Look at the backs there.
If you don't get them.
Drops.
I'm concerned.
No, no.
Don't be.
It's fine.
We practiced a ton with this next game here.
I play League of Legends.
I don't know nothing about baby making.
I used to come over and I just started coming up
That's not how eggs work.
Practice not dropping your fragile offspring with a friend or loved one in an extremely
hard game.
Extremely good.
Their name is Alaskine Goodach, and playable at the wishlisted booth at Level Up Expo, here in America.
Next up we've got the musical bullet hell, Afterbeat.
You can download the demo and wishlist the game today, after checking out the trailer.
What up Captain Chlamydia in chat?
I
I don't know if it's just me and I it's hard for me to follow tails of the trade is now
Now available to much less daun steed. Take a look.
That's a lot of debt.
You act harder?
No! 999 trillion!
Golden debt, dude!
Nooo!
Chad!
That looks a lot of that, Chad!
No!
React less now?
React.
I don't think I'll play those games.
Do you get to use them or do you only sell them?
Did they get a guitar hero?
That's a loot.
Shut up dude, no one cares.
Adventures of adventure and survival crafting games like Forager are going to love our
next title from Apogee Entertainment.
Grab your gear and get ready to explore Dexlands.
Apogee?
When did they become Apogee?
Wait, is it a different Apogee?
No.
Is it a different aperture?
No, not a pogey, an apogee!
Not interested, go Chad, not interested.
A new demo for Vexlands is out on scene today, but you can also get your hands on it in person
at the wishlist of Booth here at Level Up Expo this weekend.
You know what, Bruce? I think that there's actually a Magic the Gathering and then I think Pokemon TCG tournaments that are going on here this weekend.
Wait, wait, hold on. You see people lining up the player?
No. I could smell them.
They really smell this. They stink.
Hopefully this next game will give you a safe...
Not us, though!
...to enjoy some TCG action.
Not us. We showered today.
TCG card shop simulator.
Not wrong, man. Not wrong.
You gotta be a psychopath to open a shop like this in real life, I think.
A dollar!
I'm sticky voice isn't illegal to like spray someone what the other if they
I'm not in your store
You think I got a deodorizer
Biggest CCG card shops in biggest edition is stinky people out now
Now, run your own card shop and host tournaments as you watch the cash and stink clouds grow.
Finally, a way to rip packs without having to wrestle away a booster set from an 8 year old kid at Walmart.
Yeah, try a 47 year old man.
Now this next game has been a single developers passion project 8 years in the making.
Today, he's finally ready to show you what he's been working on.
Is it real media tournament that if you smell bad you get a loss or something?
Do they have someone who is like a smeller?
Like someone who will like check your armpits or some shit?
Like a judge?
Movie idea, but it's the guy who has to smell people at the big TCG tournaments.
And he just woke up and it's time for the biggest tournament of the year.
Holy shit.
He sniffs one guy and like, inhales some mold scores or some shit.
And then finds out he has a week to live.
It looks pretty sweet, give it a go.
I want to grab all of them.
Does it?
Games constructed walking fortresses to challenge titans and survive in the mysterious world of loya
Games where you shoot now
Shoot at other ships
Listener fans because Rune Dice is coming to PC and consoles on May 19th
You can wishlist the game on Steam today
Well first let's check out Rune Dice
Subscribe Rune Dice
Rune Dice
Rune Dice
What the hell is this
This is genuinely something that will absolutely eat ours of your life away from you.
That's gaming!
Oh yeah.
For that chest, thank you.
Oh, we got the big one.
That actually worked out pretty good.
This will literally consume an hour or so of life.
Man, it's Morgan Gord.
Fun dice.
I guess.
Oh, we got the big one.
That actually worked out pretty good.
This will literally consume hours of supply.
Ha ha ha!
Man, this is more good for fun guys.
I guess.
I'm sorry, I don't need to have this going.
Now, the only mystery here is the Discord mod.
It's a discord mod when the internet goes down.
Ooooooh!
What the?
Who's this?
I'm playing this one by the way.
Please be a case-o cameo in this please, please!
Oh my god.
He's the killer.
funny cuz fat let's be clear I was not making a fat joke okay every horror
indie-horror game SK so in that the that's the joke that's the joke
that's my discord mod voice yeah because it's you must loop the home of a
frustrated gamer and escape before he catches you available to wishlist on
steam. He's not even a disqualifier. He was playing FPS game. He was playing games. He's
just a game. I can already tell I'm gonna pass those one boys.
oh my god it's like slay the spire guys it's like slay the spire oh it's like
It's like Eugenics, guys. It's like Eugenics, guys.
Witcher music? Why does it got the lady going...
You can wishlist Alchemize on Steam today and enjoy the free playtest until May.
Or you can play the demo at the wishlisted booth here this week.
At least the mouse is out.
Alright, so before we keep blasting through games, I actually just want to say, Obley,
I appreciate the congratulations from my second child.
That was very nice of you.
I wasn't sure if we should get too personal on the show.
I do want to offer my condolences on the loss of your dog earlier this year.
I really do.
Thanks Bruce.
I appreciate it.
Don't worry.
ways to go with the loss.
Well, like what?
Here are a hundred games about dogs!
I don't think you have time for that.
Six games about dogs!
Okay.
That's reliable.
Everyone's lost a dog before, so, you know.
Very flinked!
Run!
The first shepherds swore to protect the sacred sheep.
We actually is the dog gone there.
The magic greater through the world can comprehend.
Knights and shepherds swore as one to preserve the sacred lineage, the magic that flowed
through it.
For years, the order endured, and the burden grew heavy, and faith labored, and the sun was fried to the end, for others set a new path.
With the ordering ruins, the last guardians saved what they could, and reflected the forgotten corners of the world carried the same burden.
But the oaf was never held back. One day, in the shape of nights, in the time.
Music player the only guy commentating. Yeah, it's Whimsipers.
Let's get these items back. I think I found one.
Got all that?
We're digging out a highway from coast to coast.
Your job is to dig out any artifacts in our way.
That's a beach.
Dude, it's an incremental game!
I think.
This is a nice clapper.
Save my considerate.
Bang-Dang, dude.
Not for me, fellas.
Oh my god!
I gave him about 10 dollars that's too sad.
That's too sad for me, fellas.
I've seen those animations before.
I've seen those walking animations somewhere.
I've seen those balls.
I've seen those arms.
Grappling Heart?
Why is it called this though?
He's being a bad dick dude!
What the fuck?
We're using the Cinegraan, Maxxla.
Oh, no.
We've got all six of our four Laked featured games on Steam today.
And give your pets at home all the extra love in the world.
On the other hand, you can now build the dumbest, most overpowered weapons imaginable in Nimrods
with billions of gun combinations at your fingertips.
It's in Early Access right now, and the devs have been in the lab cooking up their biggest
update yet.
Let's take a look.
Wait, looks like he's aiming at us.
Import distinction
Oh, holy
I'm gonna use my last round.
I'm gonna use my last round.
Shadow's so my lock boys.
We're out.
I think the concept of making your own gun makes a game like this a lot better, I am
on TV.
If you think about it, uh, isn't buying a license just a game where you make your own
gun?
You probably won't survive, but your guns definitely will.
Play the new update on Steam today or at their demo station at the wish-listed booth
this weekend.
The Lorely Exclusive?
Factomancer is a new factory roguelite set in a fantasy world.
You play as a factomancer, working for a mysterious order, fulfill their demands by producing and
selling magical artifacts while building and upgrading your factory across ever-changing
runs.
Yeah, well what if it was a guy who only told the truth?
Well, Payton, thanks for subbing me.
Yippee!
I am the Factory Mansor.
7.8 out of 10. Why?
This is a mobile game. Hello, Scootie Jane. Is that the door?
I
Not a big stripping three subs deep. I gotta get some more coffee, dude
Killzer makes for seven.
Facto Mansur is now available to wish list on Steam and be able to look out for their
demo in the next few months.
Okay.
Everyone has the time to pursue a lifetime of adventure.
Some of us have kids.
Sometimes you just need a short quest.
Take this note to the king.
It should be a short quest.
Gamers will see this and be like, this sucks, but doesn't help play Skyrim for 60 hours.
Looks good.
Sorry my cat again.
Duty!
He's a necromancer! Why is there a war in here?
Oh
Dude looks good
I'm a man being the guy who gets to show up to the battlefield and then like use something like that
Whereas everyone else just a job or those sort of you know that guy was like flexing in the capital for the battle
Loop bound is a tactical roguelike where every run starts alone and your party comes together as you go recruit companions
through gear and damage types and shape a final boss that reflects the choices you made along the way.
I'm just trying for the battlefield being the first to die.
Yeah, that would suck.
My quest game is a playtest you can join right now.
I'm not looking to test without getting paid, you know what I mean?
I'll take it I'll take it so I'm not even looking for like a sponsorship payout. I'm looking for like
hire me to your company and pay me to test your game yeah I get paid a dude leaving me at 8 a.m.
I think the novelty of testing people's games for gamers has worn off and it probably wore off like 10 years ago.
I was like, dude, I get to test this game. It's so awesome.
And I was like, oh, shit, okay.
So you're just not paying people to go somewhere.
Or at our booth here at Level Up this weekend.
In this psychological horror,
control and command human proxies
to investigate what happened
to the missing research crew aboard the Pelican.
Oh, the Pelican.
Welcome, proxy handler.
We've lost contact with a key deep space asset
and we need you to get to work.
Time is money, so don't overcomplicate things.
things simply enter your commands and your expert proxy will take care of the rest it's like an old
adventure game as you know losing a colleague is to be expected when it happens take a breath stretch
your legs and reset but remember any wastage of company property will be reflected in your review
all company and crew records you find are strictly confidential we expect excellence
Please note, Lutus Gort takes no liability for any injury, psychological harm, or irregularities
you may uncover during your proxy handling duties.
Looks good.
They, uh, modern Zork, dude?
Our next title lets you get stylish with your combos in this fast-paced, too-
Get to the game for black ops inspired by devil may cry you'll carve through hordes of enemies rip out their souls and battle gods in soul quest
I feel like it could have tried to like up those controls or something
Yeah, the enemies are floating in the air and you're hitting them with the tags.
That's DMC.
Oh, fuck.
It's got the grading system in the top right.
Do you guys see that?
How many sidescrolls do we really need?
Soul Quest hits Steam on May 1st.
You don't have to buy any of these games, though.
At home, or here at our booth this weekend.
Now, Sisyphus didn't give up on pushing that boulder
pointlessly up a hill.
He decided to livestream his struggle instead.
Can you imagine Sisyphus happy?
Shares like, dude, can we just get another fucking
Black Ops please, dude?
I don't want to play these.
Condemned by the gods to push the mold.
Oh no, this game by the way, I don't have the time for this. This is my game, right?
We did it!
Oh, Sisyphus. Did that hurt? Who is that?
Can you imagine Sisyphus happy?
Okay, that took a turn I was not expecting.
Wishlist and play the demo on Steam today. We're almost at the end of our show, but
Before we get to our closing games, get in the robot chat.
When he said chat, that's a random thing.
Will there ever be a mid-game that truly encapsulates what it is to drive a knife?
Umberthorn? Man.
I'm hitting him with like a cough at the OV.
Still with Halia? Dude, you didn't play that shit. Yeah, I know about the game with the
This title is for people who hear the term bullet hell and think,
Man, that's too easy.
I would have to know how-
Introducing Void Face.
It looks okay.
But I would have to see how you can customize your mech.
That's like a big part of mech games for a reason.
I don't watch any sponsor.
The people sponsor me chat told me they said,
Hey, shouldn't we publish this as opposed to live?
So, I'm gonna advance the light work right now.
I heard that a little bit.
Sound me?
I got blown out of some fucking bad holy shit face off in the challenging bullet hell arena
shooter void face and clear a variety of bite-sized boss rush challenges you can play the demo
today on steam sos recordings is the latest addition to critical reflexes horror infused
catalog based on true events this narrative driven psychological horror game has you
trying to solve the mystery of two hikers saved by a massive sos quiet mic equals quiet
one
one-way stream wasn't made by the
one
one
is
his
his
two-year-old
I think clearly I can feel it.
Something is wrong here.
Sometimes I think I'm losing my mind.
Can't get it out of my head.
You need rest.
There's a way he's holding the bottle.
You need to go back to the forest.
Looks good, actually.
This is a good horror game.
The voice acting.
Ehh.
Maybe that was just for the trailer.
Yeah, it was.
Hey, what is it?
I found a picnic!
I
Think so let's have a picnic
Okay, does anyone ever have like a good picnic I should always always be too hot maybe it rains
Maybe there's like bugs on the grass
Should be blowing around man, dude. How do you have the perfect thickness third major update is out on steam now
So be sure to try it out after the show all right. Well now we're really ready to end this down right?
to kill a god
You have what do you have check the weather bro?
I can't read
Wait, it's God
Try out the demo for to kill a God on steam today
Well, that really has to be it now. This is the end of the show
Or is it?
No, no, that's it. We had a great time sharing all of it
There's a summer millier
I think I've seen the oh I have see I saw I've seen a span
I'm a shanker, sir.
There are a lot of things I can hide from the sea.
But they are so big I can't get out.
I can't get out of here.
I can't get out.
I can't get out of here.
I didn't order you to come here.
It sounded like he said Gabo Google, I know he did, but it would be cool if he did.
wow
hello clock is coming to PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X and S on June 2nd the
curse war expansion for the exile like action RPG we'll also hit steam and
consoles on the same day and we also are gonna have hallo clock available
available to play at the wish-listed booth right here at Level Up Expo.
So I've never heard of Level Up Expo.
So I'm going to go play them now.
All right.
All right.
Well, I mean, Bruce, if S-Fan's gone, I think that means that we've actually reached the
end of our show.
All right.
So thank you all so much for joining us for the first ever wish-listed, whether
you tuned in from home or came out to Level Up Expo Live.
Honestly, we couldn't have asked for each one of those.
What is the purpose of Level Up Expo?
these titles to you and I can't wait to try out some of the demos online but first I'm gonna hit the wishlist to go to try out
Some of the demos myself so leveling up there if you're done
Again, thank you all so much for tuning in and watching and a huge shout out to our partners mad mushroom and star for making the show a reality
You be you all next time
And thank you for paying me money to watch it. Thank you
Thank you wish listed for sponsoring the stream
Actually a couple of the looking games
Give me you back to bed. Oh, man. We got we got terrorists to shoot fellow
Well, I gotta turn off the, uh, the overlay extension.
I wonder if anyone actually used it.
It's always kind of, uh, ready to work.
No, not the overlay overlay.
You
Always wanted to get paid for doing one of those
I mean, I get paid no matter what, right?
But interesting.
Strategy getting paid to watch and advertise with.
Getting paid to watch advertisement.
You got got some, but I didn't get got because they're advertising.
They're advertising to me to play and buy their games,
But they're paying me to watch the advertisement so they got God
They got God
Me me me me me me me me me me me I gotta hold on
How do I stop co-streaming I think I I think I did already when they went off-line
I mean
You did do you guys see on twitch that says I'm co-stream
Go blow your nose don't worry. I'm gonna go blow my nose with a pee and then
Let's see, it says you are not.
I gotta remove some of these panels.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Now we're gonna turn off nightbot.
Hang on, hang on.
do do do, do do, do do.
Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop.
Noice.
It says co-stream, still try refreshing them,
I don't know.
I'm gonna pee and get some coffee.
And then I'm gonna one-shot this.
Yes, me lord.
Uh, feel free to take over the Ox Guard.
Ready to work!
Do it.
I'm not sure what to do with this game, but it's not a bad idea.
I'm not sure what to do with this game, but it's not a bad idea.
I'm ready to go tonight
Another party of life
Wait for me, wait for joy, oh, yeah
She comes out to me like she's gone
Like it's over, through a boundary
Oh, yeah, I feel alive
I'm feeling just as right
Just start dancing tonight
Jumping up, shaking up, move your body
Just start moving tonight
Keep me low, it's your time tonight
You
What up?
It's not, it's not a humiliation factory.
It's the ball crushing factory.
It's finally time to put it to rest.
It's finally time to win.
You run to the end of the replay for the close run last night?
Dude, the upstairs section of that last one was so fucked up actually.
It was actually so fucked up.
It was actually so fucked up.
I wonder how much space these replays are taking on my computer.
You can definitely see those guys before starting the timer by the way, so I watched a video someone linked in stream talk of someone doing that
full disclaimer
That guy
Is using light armor and in the video he gets lit the fuck up four different times it doesn't die dude. Okay, man
Sure
Yeah, you did. I believe you. I believe you.
There's a reason for that hitbox manipulation. What's the manipulation when you walk out and then get shot while you're standing not behind cover?
How do you manipulate that?
Mason doesn't matter. It doesn't matter where they're looking.
Does not matter.
I can't even talk, we gotta get Suspect here.
What who we have in here anyway this guy is the one who killed us I
Don't see two guys
They forget to call a suspect
No way I thought there was at least two guys in here
It was one more guy
Yeah, it doesn't matter where he's looking.
It does not matter.
Every shot through the rail.
What was the plan there, Big M?
I thought I had seen a guy on the right, so I was trying to flash him.
I did not see the guy in a lot.
Permission to get an albedo body pillow since I'm gonna be alone for the rest of my life
Denied
Derwonga, thanks for sub-
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feed
Eyes on CCTV access point. The interface appears clean.
Brother.
Get the hell out! That's the bullshit, man!
Move the exit. Get to the exit.
You good? You gonna be alright?
Nothing!
Fuck. It's a burning and custody and security.
Hey fella, hey fella.
of
the
death
of
the
Okay, bro.
What's the story of this game?
a cop and their bad man.
I swear I heard footsteps.
I feel like I was on his head when I pulled the trigger.
I feel like I was on the head when I was pulling the trigger.
That I hit those, I feel like I hit that, dude.
Yeah, so, you know, when I see a video of a guy running a light armor
and getting shot out in the open by like 20 bullets four times.
Meanwhile, I'm in heavy armor behind cover, free leading, and I died two bullets, sure
dude.
Okay.
I believe you.
Why did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Ben?
Watch the watchers.
They gave you the bad armor as a joke.
We trained him wrong as a joke.
If I hit you in the head because a little of your body is exposed.
Yeah, man.
Next thing you're going to tell me is that walking doesn't alert them.
Omega long.
Xinotaaa
Xinotccatt
I'm straight for us!
I'm just trying!
Kidney
I got to change my lean button.
Hello?
Shit!
Hands on your head!
Stay down, don't move for the right times.
For this moment, hold back to the same wall.
Stay here.
I was here for the presser!
I think I went to the left.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, here it comes!
Now!
Touching the neverckard.
Pull it back!
Yeah, there's a matter of our trigger list actually.
I'm going to kill him.
Security trap.
Doop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop.
Shmini, thanks for setup.
door.
Mahooby, thanks for selling.
It's every gun.
Surely there's not a guy in here, right?
Rakey bulb your evidence bags ass
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm
I'm protecting you.
I'm a cop
Okay
Sorry, it's not the crazy frog version, guys.
Watch my back, disarming.
This might be the one.
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
it's going pretty good this might be the one
We got to activate our key card.
I think I only killed like five guys on this floor.
Oh god.
I think those were heels.
We must recollect our wedges now.
I think we got over this.
And yes, we...
Hi.
I got you, okay?
Stay here, stay calm.
I don't need to care if they live or die.
I would say in the men's room active shooter
Urinals are ceramic
He's really close to the door, fellas.
Not me.
Did he move?
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
I'm not sure if I should go back to the base.
Please don't kill me!
Stop moving!
Look, I'm a reporter. Whatever you have to do, you need to get out there. I can do it, okay?
Hey!
What happened to you after using my-
and
and I want to really put this up
and
me up but if we don't get shot then we're good
Quickly.
So is Halon zoomed out there or is it a little?
Surely there's no one in there, right?
We're almost dead.
I thought the guy was basically perfect over here.
So the channel was right by the way.
So basically when you get hit and then you heal
It doesn't update your HP until you get hit again.
Apologize?
I didn't say it was wrong.
It's just hard to like...
Hard to see in action when you normally fucking die when you get shot.
Oh shoot, I'm going down!
We've got this under control.
I thought the police would never make it.
Entry team, clock.
Civilian restrained and ready for transport.
I don't even know how many people I've killed, but it feels like a lot of them.
of
the
of
death
of
death
of
I didn't even get him, I got the fucking last one.
time.
of
I'm gonna believe don't fuck it up. I mean it's a little... a little too late to place
your gambit there, though.
Okay.
Could be another situation where a lot of them were upstairs.
I think the really good one we had last night, there was like seven guys just roaming around.
The emitter.
Secure me, device.
Move and stay there.
Move there.
I need security.
The hell is going on?
Elevator. Once suspect down, respond.
I
Will
of
I think there's a guy in the room.
Up there.
I do not see anyone on that camera.
He's like, get some!
...or what?
Nothing about flashing over here and running the ammo box, thoughts?
YOLO!
Why did that sound so good?
There's a guy right behind me in this room, I heard him muffled.
He's in the bathroom.
of
Okay, we really gotta worry about the other side.
That's a hostage.
We're hitting chat? Yeah, why are you guys typing that? What's up?
son of bitch
bitch son of bitch
I admit to let the kind
onslaught or lakes for ship a million years
imagine if I activated a trap
of
of
of
guys the same pose there
and
I was right here.
It's like something's for shubbin.
we won't need it.
Hmm. So we have a decision to make.
Wait, I can't touch this door.
I think that's the last two guys. I don't see anyone else.
I'm not counting this one.
of
the
death
of
the
You didn't move.
You should have wedged it.
I'm very careful not to accidentally open this door.
I deleted the wedge, that's okay, I'm not sure we need it.
Where the fuck am I?
So where was the bomb?
Right here.
I should have ledgeed.
Is that it?
I swear there's another guy.
I knew it. I fucking knew it, dude. It's a shame that that first flashbang didn't hit
that guy, by the way. Didn't act like you knew it. I swear there's another guy. Dude,
all of the people in chat were like,
just the VIP left, just the VIP.
I think I was just out of range of getting flashed,
by the way.
Also, I think when I threw that flash on the side,
I actually hit that guy.
I thought I hit the VIP.
Wand.
I was worried that we were running out of time.
Cause you really have a limited amount of time to do that part.
That uh, that guy was a very easy kill though,
it was very unfortunate.
Man.
We did all that in 45 minutes.
That's crazy.
I'm just trying for you.
They hurt so bad.
I can't stop you.
I'm just going to park.
Civilian standing by the triggers.
Drop it! Do exactly what we're doing now!
Where's the other guy?
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, how come I didn't get an unauthorized use
of deadly force on that guy, the first guy?
Hmm?
He aimed his gun?
Aim this.
I knew there was another guy in that place.
I knew there was a guy!
Hey Moon, it's 50 more to go, just stopping by so you still got this good look.
Oh yeah, we got this.
I think the shot to the spine while running. Yeah, he did not slow down after hit him first time.
We are surrounded.
dead.
Shit!
Okay, that's what I thought I was like, why aren't they coming?
probably trizz out.
The guy in the bucket bathroom.
Don't do that.
Real to hate.
Is that your scottich or something?
It's scottich.
Hey!
Leave the car. Once the bell need to be tamed.
Wait, that guy sounds like he's out here.
That's my bed.
That's my bed.
What kind of ran out into the open?
Oops.
Are you still giving up if you don't get a bite tomorrow being this close?
Um, no questions please.
Here's a zero, thanks for subbing.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Do a bet.
Price, they haven't cut the feed.
Falling live feeds.
This could give us a layout advantage.
What's the deal with early to mid 90s sitcoms?
Boop-a-doop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop.
And a movie rep.
Yep, you're welcome, guys.
Well that's com- comedie.
Where did the internship buy more just be free from that Earthly burden.
I think you should stop using the ignorant and start playing Magic the Gathering in person.
We got to get stuff back here.
Shit!
Those people who record the laps are long dead.
Hit him in the head!
Also, that was recording like the 90s.
The life track wasn't you don't you don't know that.
I guarantee someone does know that, but you're not him, or her, or them, or whatever.
You're not that individual.
Time for a live audience.
It is.
No way.
Leave the car, suspect is bleeding out, need medical aid.
No way.
How do they do all that shit in one take?
There were multiple takes.
Oh.
There's always a laughter plant on production to start laughing first.
I was kinda evil if you think about it.
You don't got shit. You don't got shit.
Is
the beep the beep mainly you're about to die from bleeding I've noticed the beep
before but I wasn't sure Jesus Christ
whoopsie whoopsie whoopsie
I'm running out of channel points, can you win this so I hit the max win?
I need a max win.
That's a Drizzy quote, I call him Drizzy because I'm like a...
Consider myself suddenly a big hip-hop fan.
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Eyes on CCTV access point.
Go to go to the other side of the interface appears clean.
Don't ever say that again.
You're not the boss of me now.
Oops.
Boris, I think it's up.
Where are you scared of?
Great. Now they know I'm here, you stupid bitch.
Oh shit, look out!
Hey!
Fucking hell, man.
I freaking missed!
I heard you, okay?
We're not here for you.
separately. Yeah, I know. And I have. Yeah, boy, already did that.
Bomb. It's actually gas. Good night, Dr. Dringis. Good night, bro. Daps you up. This guy European?
Surely he ain't going to bed now.
Hopefully people say sorry after burping.
Look if we're gonna apologize for noise of the come out of our mouths then you should
apologize for speaking to me.
And then we could talk about me apologize for burping
What the hell is happening?
Don't know if there's a guy out here man. Yeah
Bro, they ran upstairs. That's so fucked up.
Well, let's see what we got.
Dude, I'm my mind.
We've had a guy there before.
In my mind, I'm like, I'm going to check over there.
I checked over there.
Mentally, I did not register that there was a guy there.
Oh, man.
I remember one of the first times I ever got to this floor. There was a guy
Should have flashed a delight on his a
Mm-hmm
My beard feeling that why are you dude?
I downloaded a mod that removes talk speech.
So when the makes the environment, DKJ is just underkinding, but watching us.
You're still losing?
Yeah, basically the way that the invulnerability mod works is that I have to parry the bullets
as they're shot at me.
That's not like a traditional god mode mod.
It's like a Sekiro parry model.
Hmm, sus.
I think we can get this guy.
That sounds sick.
Parrying bullets.
He moved, by the way.
That's cool.
Why me talk though?
I'm gonna talk because I have game sounds up really high, and there is a, uh, not a separate volume slider.
Four-talk.
So...
It is ear-pearcingly allowed at, like, three different points in the level.
The air-relief's very quiet, comparably, by the way.
be ready
oh good
oh that's awesome
so fucking dead
hi-yah
of
the
of
the world's the other
I missed.
Nice mooncancel tech.
I hit F and then G and like my bandage was faster and my guy threw a grenade.
Obviously.
G is the grenade button.
Dark Brian makes for Sib.
Y'all think there's another guy in here?
No way, right?
after the war that popped off in the hallway.
God damn it!
God damn it.
Fuck.
Uh, terrorists?
Is it?
Right?
Was he there?
When I looked?
I think we need a little audit on that one boys. I want to see how that guy was shmoogin.
You
Locked on
What?
Is there a reload here?
Oh my god!
Holy fuck dude!
I didn't even hear this guy come in.
That's so unlucky dude.
so fucking unlucky man that's so unlucky i got a p real quick rq brb yes me lord
I
I'm ready to go tonight
The other party on line
With me, the rain because you're only here
You can come home tonight
To the scum and I can soothe the groove
Don't let me move
Oh yeah, I feel it like
Like I'm feeling just as funny
Can we start dancing tonight?
Jumping out and shaking back
Move your body
Don't stop music tonight
Keep it up, it's your Friday night
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Don't you dare coach Micula the kind.
Needle Knightletter, Dryly Dane, and our allies will never allow this.
I am the red name Freya, the time has come.
I cannot hope for a worthy claim, this is our moment.
Let's make it something to remember.
Disjusted the woman said it would be.
Lord of the Earthtree.
Lord of Marica.
You too deserved to face the reckoning.
I never could have imagined it.
That you might be the Earthtree's rightful lord.
I'm not sure what it is, this battle cannot be more fitting for the birth of a new god
and the coming of a lord.
Urshu Bail.
I stand with blade aloft, blood of fire, for the dignity of my lord and master.
Curs you, Belle!
I will riddle your rotten hide.
Excuse me.
Bail. Curse you. Bail.
the two bailigan good today damn damn I can bury Mao ask let's finish this game
so I can play something else yeah I'm thinking it's time to beat the game
Crack's knuckles.
Imagine things for self.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended? I don't know.
Why would they do that?
To watch the watchers.
burns they for sale
stop checking doors is going in shoot oh how I wish to wear that easy
I'm gonna die dude I've never seen my health this road
Did my head is red you see that I've never seen that that's crazy I didn't even bleed
What the hell?
Can't see health. Just take my word for it then, man.
Fred and Trash Band and Sick Burns.
Hard to believe they've heard that five subs. Thank you.
I'm surprised they haven't cut their feet.
Get eyes on the building from here.
Hey. Open.
The double-thanker? They call him the thanker.
Gonna go cook some smash burgers?
What's the difference between a hamburger and a smasher burger?
I'm about to get shot.
I'm about to get shot.
Put the weapon down!
What's up, buddy?
Alrighty!
Don't need to stay quiet.
He's just getting out of here.
So, run into the cure.
Smashers a ball of meat smashed on the grill.
Oh
I'm not impressed by your smash.
Kick the fucking door.
I guess if it's for subbing, I'll try.
What's up?
What about me?
I don't want to talk about that one.
mega cool boy extra seven I don't want to talk about that
you all the nails I clipped are still up here
I'm going to leave the CCTVs unattended, surprised they haven't cut the speed.
Eyes on CCTV access point, the interface appears clean.
Why isn't that shown through the door?
I think I moved, so I would have missed on any way.
You wouldn't notice that if you were on our ship.
are you afk anything on lease while grinding this?
no
my first offer i'm playing with my feet
right now
and that's how i got ninety nine agility
I'll come in here.
You idiot.
This is a tough spot.
Okay.
You're going to have to kill me!
Okay.
Someone help him!
Mike, behind the result...
Ugh!
Mermermiel!
Mermermiel, Mermiel, Mermiel!
What happened?
It was against the rules of engagement to shoot the guy who said you're gonna have to kill me with the Asari phones in the head, so...
He said I'm gonna fucking kill you with the gun in his hand.
Hmm. I think I should wait to kill that guy.
F***ing bitch.
Maybe let's clear the level first before worrying about getting an A-rank at Moon Moon.
Cut the f*** up.
hands up above your head
hands on your head
get down on your knees
hands up do it now
there's a guy right above me
Okay.
Is this like a cult?
What up Tony the Tiger breast implants?
Welcome to the Moon Moon Show.
We called a show here.
Diogenes, thanks for 7.
Mega Cool Boy, thanks for 7.
Good morning, Xavier, there's some-
I will never not rush that room, so...
M-M-M-Meow-Meow!
Don't run.
The appointment has arrived.
Come out now!
Ah, whoa!
You're gonna be okay.
This is gonna make a hell of a story.
And to keep you calm, it's gonna be good to go for a nap.
Look, I hope I definitely might get away so I can do my job.
You guys ever wonder if like these depictions of dragons is kind of like
Early century depictions of like the cool millennial ass you know I'm talking about.
Well like with more color and more stylized.
Just like dudes in like ancient Japan doing that shit they're like bro look at this
shape man it's so cool.
one
two
two
two
two
two
five
five
five
That's cool, don't move.
fucking around at work
No one.
No one.
anyone here yeah this guy likes to shoot me so
let us shoot him
That's the best one.
of
the
of
where did he go?
the
thing is I for sure
We got cocks!
One shot, one kill!
It's going for it.
Hmm, didn't like that.
I'm not playing without an AI team, you can host a friends only game, and then you don't
get it here
And pocket
We have a dead suspect here.
They are solar beam, they can sub it.
Fuckin' moved.
There was a guy in there.
transport
You don't use hers cover
I
Brother what
My flash is stuck in the door.
Civilian is in custody, requesting escort.
Aw, hell no!
Stay here, stay calm.
We have a civilian in custody.
You reported thousands of suspects needlessly?
What's about the journey, not the destination, boys?
You fucking move
Table
I don't know what I'm doing here.
There's something down there.
of
the
death
of
death
I was checking the next song.
I'm a deus, I'm a deus!
Up there, up there, up here, up there
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
the
the
Checking in.
Oh.
Oh, that's a marble wall though, I can't shoot through it.
Okay, what the fuck was that?
you
Brother
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Oh, the fuck did that space go?
Oh, we got that guy nice.
I think they're all fucking dead on this floor, boys, if I'm being honest.
There might be one more guy in the courtroom.
I can train this.
of
the
death
of
death
We should have been more careful.
Fuck dude.
Dang it!
Yogi the mayor likes her so.
Cashew water likes her so much.
Oh
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended surprise they haven't cut the feed the system still running
We saw good cover of the metal detector, isn't it?
That shows like 90% success rate for dodging bullets.
How come it's their god?
Can it be my god?
Slide, thanks for subbing.
I'm holding so many different buttons right now.
Well, here we go.
Two quick ones.
Swith race, thanks for subtle.
Version of Smokeweed and make a goblin commander deck?
Yeah
Do it that door's about to get kicked open
Yeah
I'm a little scared.
Whatever method you need to get out there, I can do it, okay?
I'm from the team banner from the day to plug it
This is not good cover by the way.
There's like another guy in the hallway.
He didn't come out!
We're looking to you, thanks for something. Hey buddy.
Who saw that?
Was it him as he was dying?
He said, get into position as he was literally falling to the ground.
of
I don't care about you, never mind, come back.
Oh!
Huge forehead?
Yep, huge forehead equals big brain.
You a Halo 2 legendary play threat to this?
It's not nearly as hard as this IMO, but don't do that.
of
this time I just 100 for a little bit are we no longer applies I don't know
what makes it stop apply
Fuck lose the signal so you can kill freely.
Is that really why?
Would make sense.
You guys try to apply sense a bit too liberally to a game like this, man, but I'm not saying
you're wrong I'm just saying that shouldn't be the argument
So the evil that talks about yeah, no, I know talk lose a clear you know that
You're going to be okay.
They hurt so many.
I can't stop.
We have a civilian you're not accustomed to.
They killed so many, I can't stop them.
I'm just here to talk. We have a civilian in our custody.
Get your hand behind your back.
I was here for the pressure.
All right, talk. Civilian in custody and secured.
Actually, wait in the glass.
Oh my... there was another guy in the hallway too!
Oh man.
It's me fault, I'm just going too fast.
Let's be freaking fault.
Just bit my nails, guys. Thoughts?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet. Eyes on CCTV access point. The interface appears clean.
Oh, my God.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah.
You're never gonna be this until you stop arresting the civvies and picking up the guns.
We're not here for you.
Nope.
We were right behind you.
I just swear I hurt so many rounds, but...
We have an individual in custody.
I think it was just the wind.
Must have been the wind.
It's on a trap.
Where are the people?
Is that motherfucker Neo? Jesus Christ!
Motherfuckin Neo Matrix dude!
You think that was Neo's last name by the way?
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still running.
Either they left it on, or someone turns it back on to monitor us.
This guy man John is my Jesus figure.
He's in the ground! Move!
Hello? Hands around, don't shoot!
I have a hand behind your back.
Thank you Jesus!
Eleanor, talk. It's an unkempting ready for trailers.
What the hell?!
Put your fucking hands on it, dude!
Police! Get down!
Hands up now! Drop your knees!
You want it?
And don't move, cock.
We got one big townie in Sussex.
Bring one back, Jesus, or Scabman?
Scabman.
Easy.
I
Peep-po bop-bop- bigger-bop, ba-bop-bop-bop bleep-po
Feep-po bop-bop-bop-bop-bop bleep-po
Feep-po bop-bop-bop-bop bleep-po
Feep-po bop-bop-bop-bop bleep-po
Move the car. Get one wheelsight back down.
Listen to me!
I'm not leaving at all.
Listen to me!
I'm calling out from Scatman's world.
You gotta hit the world.
Am I human being or a human doing?
Fucking human doing
Hmm I did not like that
They ran back in
Hi
clutch play by the other guy to stand in front of the door
I have one on the house.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet. Get eyes on the building from here.
Oh, it's everything!
Do we need to stay calm?
I was here for the pressure.
And to come down. So no one is giving me time to check us.
I miss the level has been cursed
I hear y'all.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
Fine.
I
Know
I think that's why I think we're seven.
We have a subordinate in custody, seven in my daughter.
of
Oh, my leg!
Hello, Bizzy.
Thanks for 7.
Also, good job.
McSeamus, thanks for 7.
Ooh!
My character's so red.
I'm like a like a popsicle
It's going in custody and security.
Entry team, cock. Suspect killed.
Yes!
Leave the cock. Suspect down, question 10.
have been some CS2 cases would that would that be good entertainment for
you little zoom zoom
What the hell?!
Shit!
Fuck!
Shit!
Shit!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
We're gonna own that guy.
This guy in particular.
The one channel guy, I think is for 7.
I gotta check for hostage.
Oh, thanks for seven.
I have not.
of
the
death
of
in the revive and spicy pickle chips.
Brown boil, thanks for selling it.
Alright, brown boil.
Not brown boil.
Oops.
Tretchik plays Mac and she today is pretty good. It's okay.
It would be better with buffalo sauce and chicken.
All right, I'm gonna focus up. Do not speak directly to you.
I think it's a lot deeper than it is.
of
the
death
of
death
of
We got a dead suspect here.
of
Was that it?
of
I'm sorry.
Watch my back, Desiree.
of
No one will hire me because I'm autistic.
Stop talking so much.
In general.
I mean, how am I to be talking to people?
Get a hydropower level.
If that's what you're worried about.
We got there in 17 minutes, that's actually really fast.
The fur context. I've talked to that chatter many times, okay?
not the death group smash up
I kind of do prefer that one
Hi
I don't speak Japanese, but this sounds like someone who doesn't speak Japanese.
No, she sounds Japanese to me.
Oh, it's a British accent, let's see.
I got that British Japanese accent.
The fuck?
Uh-oh, uh-oh!
Goddamn!
God damn
Cameraman
I can't shoot him with my mirror.
Shank bro, six for seven.
So just want to let you know I moved to Japan and got a Japanese girlfriend.
Have you become the main character?
It's him.
John Gaiju.
Nice reference.
What was my reference? I'm not familiar.
You just got it omega laughing?
No you didn't.
No one got it.
There's nothing to get.
I said, John Guy.
Okay, your blood is on the wall behind you, by the way.
Okay, but you can't go through there.
Ha ha.
Hey.
Hey.
The same way now.
And you can look.
We have one dead suspect here.
suuuurprise!
I was here for the presser.
We have a civilian in custody and ready for transport.
Fuck.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
Who did I flash? That was the sickest flash! I didn't flash any of them! None of them
I'm stuck in the door except for the one guy and there was no one there!
This guy's literally trying to IGL his two friends and then both of them were like,
Nah, I'm just gonna stand back here and not go.
King Nami, are they coming for something?
Nah, I think I'm gonna stand back here. You got this champ.
Locked to FN.
I'm locked in I don't think you guys understand
Stay quiet and stay low.
Talk. Something's gonna go for you back.
Come out and get that police! Come out! Not for that! Not out!
Take the exit. Opposite the waiting house. Move the exit.
of
I
Remember fire from Jersey Mike's for the first time it better not suck you gotta get a Mike's way dude
What's Mike's way?
Onions, lettuce, someone in chat knows, it's like an oil on it and shit.
I
I have to cut you for our safety.
This is going to make a hell of a story.
Oh, it's a little helping with the trailers.
We need to be quick here.
Mike's way of shaking, not stirred.
Oil, not dry.
Loot, not dry.
of
Suspect down!
Me when I don't know where Samba is originally from?
Yeah, Cuphead.
It's from Cuphead.
We're 1950s America.
I hope this helps.
This is going to be Cuphead vibes.
Very cuphead coded.
I'm sleeping here, don't think I should sub it.
I'm gonna get you out of here.
What the fuck is that frog for him out?
I think you know what it is.
Good to be here?
Yeah.
It is.
I don't know if I want that. I don't know if I want remix of that song.
What's the Kanye song?
I'm a Kanye guy.
I'm a Kanye guy.
better believe graduation like a Bob-Long.
Errm.
Is it their gun?
They're not here!
What?
Where am I gonna get a P?
Yes, me Lord.
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
So, let's go!
I
Go away
I want to watch it too
Oh, yeah
Spam it to you I'm one of you guys. I'm one of you guys
Am I in the party now
Bangor... Bangor main.
surprise they haven't cut the feet cameras are still active we were likely
being watched upon entry
down to electric avidu
down to electric avidu
Oh no.
Time to get trapped.
of
We're really wearing a hoodie over a sweater.
It's not very heavy.
It's not a sweater.
of
We got a dead suspect here.
Hmm. We don't need to trigger this.
Shut up guard. I'll kill you.
weird
weird?
What the fuck?
The suspect is down.
Oh the fuck you see that?
We've been here a few times.
We've been here a few times.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I was in the Navy for six years this guy said oh yeah name every boat
Hmm
They got canoe thingy
Galleon?
You're the baseline!
I
I
Can see the torch, you know I want them to
In the Navy
All day number five Eddie on the house
Yeah, okay, I guess we're just on the 80s pop music right now guys
I didn't wedge that.
Well now an 80's head in the Navy.
So then I'm not gonna come out in the 80's?
70's.
Really?
of
of
death
of
death
Hello.
I don't know if there's anyone in here.
One suspect down, responsible.
Entry team, attack.
Suspect down.
of
Oh
of
Door PvP?
Is there even a better time?
Remember me me me me me me me me me me me me me.
I
and
It's going to open for a shootout here boys.
why? those metal detectors are like really good cover and they're just gonna run at you
We're not alone!
Drop your weapons and get down!
Police!
I
Don't talk suspecting to see
of
Okay.
It's too quiet.
Let's go.
fucking camera frozen scared me for as I go
There's probably so many guys upstairs, dude.
You wanna ever finish this level with a three minute timer?
I'm sure you can.
Just gonna run to the end with a Flash Launcher, probably.
I wanna know where this motherfucker went.
This game harder as the gamer bed.
Why can't it be both?
Why can't it be both?
of
the
death
of
death
The guy is hiding out here somewhere for sure.
Damn guy, I think there's other...
Man, what the hell is hap-
Hell in a place.
What's upstairs?
Is that where he ran to?
I walk out here and get shot from a guy in the corner and I'm gonna be so fucking sad,
man.
I can show you a better way to peek.
I'm alright, thank you man
Thank you, maybe I'm not
I can show you how to pick some suspects.
See you and you can kill them for free.
I mean we've been doing that.
We've been using a free lane.
Helpers I mean he's telling me stuff already new
All right, I got to tell him he's go
Explain it to me dude explain it to him how how
How does that- how is that not enough to stagger him, dude?
At least!
Did I even hit him?
Did I even hit him?
I feel like I've died on that staircase in the exact same fucking scenario, dude.
My bullets might not be hitting them, dude.
I don't know.
saving flashes for ready or not to I was out of flashes let's try though
check it
fear as watch this I mean you'll see you'll see
I know, I know how to do it, I know how to do it.
I figured it out pretty early on.
I'm not doubting you for the record, I'm not being combative or like me and I'm just
I think I know how to do what you're talking.
The western song you're thinking of is the man with the harmonica chatter.
What do you always sound like as been gold I'm never wrong.
I admit I admit when I'm wrong frequently.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about
All right, we fucked up
go go look at hands on your head now
that's not a good example of the thing
right here I'll show you
That was a bad example, bad example, I went too far, I went too far.
You have to crash? I don't think you have to crash, but I could be wrong.
I started off doing it while crouching, and I stopped doing it while crouching, and it still works.
Allergic to full auto?
Did you guys see me kill those guys in one bullet?
You clear the corner at the very end of your free lane, that way the player models will
clear the corner and they can't say, yeah, yeah, that's what we've been doing.
That's what we've been doing.
Trying to do it.
I overshot him there because I'm lazy and I've done this 600 plus times.
That's my banana for seven.
Didn't mean to be a backseat gamer. I don't mind backseat gaming normally.
It depends though.
It depends.
On the information being given to me plus how mad I am.
that's my fall
I wonder why it didn't come.
I don't want to talk. We haven't got suspect yet.
What the hell?
Shit!
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Just take me now
The guy was in here and he ran off
where did he go where did he come from where did he go
We've got a dead suspect here.
I have to come here for our safety.
the
the
death of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Hehehehe. Huh?
What?
Mama Mia! Good luck, I gotta go. Thank you, man. Thanks, bro.
Bosh! Now that's a fucking lad!
Like I said someone there after the two high-powered rifle bullets sounded off.
Anyone there?
Hmm
NPCs in the eye in this game, does he very good? They're very good at doing particular things
Like shooting you from very far away with perfect accuracy
We're permanently holding angles, hehehe, forever.
We're good at standing there, waiting.
For you to show a sliver of your body.
Well, here we go.
We're gonna wait, we're gonna wait here.
They're running around doing some weird shit over there.
They're yelling swear words.
But honestly, I'm not the largest fan of, but...
I don't want to get shot in the back.
The third guy.
What are we going to do here?
Hmm. This is really dumb. I think we should go around.
The fuck is that?
Where is that?
The fuck is that?
stay here stay calm
are we gone? we'll be safe?
talk, once the building is maintained
hmm
Burian? Mayhemps?
Maybe a random stairs could be somewhere else.
There is a third guy.
We have one death suspect here.
Drags you through the door?
Where's this dude?
There was a third guy. I know there was.
maybe not
Do you guys see him?
Where?
Well, he isn't just saying, yeah, to lay epic troll, man.
Well trolled.
They're got a camera and now the camera's frozen, that's me also.
there was only two. We're gonna walk in here and if we die, we die. She's like, she's
like still acting scared though, which kind of tells me there's someone in here.
I think they can just do that
I'm going to crack open a Bruce key only have to be here like we have just beer
Where was the device I think it was in I know it's up
Civilian good to go for you back
Seven guys with good good RNG nine guys with bad RNG lips
And
I'm going to kill you now.
Hey.
Move over there.
Move over there.
Move over there.
Oh
Oh, that guy's moving up there.
We got made.
We got made.
Hands up! Do it now!
Police! Hands up!
Hands up!
You good?
You'll be all right.
We should try to steal it.
We gotta do something!
It's going dead. It's just there to hell at me.
Another day of goddamn terror, Douglas!
We need to be quick here.
Don't piss them off!
If you have a plan, you can go back to the game.
You can only get one kill.
You can't get a kill.
You can only get one kill.
You can only get one kill.
Is he behind me?
I don't know.
I'm sure it went downstairs after we killed that guy.
I'm sure it went downstairs and waited for a second.
I didn't hear them reactor start moving so I was like, alright we're probably fine.
No, they just they just waited to start moving.
They just freaking waited.
I'm curious what that guy was.
And I'm curious how many.
How many dudes are I think there was two more guys on that floor.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
The fuck, how come I can't walk on my guy?
Flamingo!
Ahhhh!
Talk!
Suspect is bleeding out, needs medical aid.
One.
Who the hell are these guys?
Who the hell are these guys?
Area is clear of the being. God damn paradise.
I think that's the guy who kills me.
Ooooo, where's this dude?
I was wrong. Wait, no, this is a different guy.
We killed a, uh, military guy.
So maybe we killed that guy?
I guess we just find out.
Has anyone seen Leona?
God damn!
God damn!
We got made
This you can still get out of it shut up
Police hands up who shoots us
Gonna be all right
Domingo we should try to stay
Screw this they scare the hell out of me
Another day in goddamn paradise
We need to be quick here don't piss them off
all
the
Yeah, jittering like a tweaker, dude. Maybe this guy got us.
You good? You gonna be alright?
He's just so much faster than me, bro. He's just so much faster than me.
crazy. I'm not seeing the other guy. There's a guy in the bathroom. I'm pretty sure this
guy just walks forward and fucking owns us. Wait.
Oh.
Oh.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Did I just see what I just saw?
Listen
No, it looked like he slid into view
Regardless kind of fucked up that that's the you know
That's just how it is bro like we got we got high enough all of a sudden this guy
He was literally not doing anything for the long he was in the fucking
Waiting for his opportunity to strike like a trapdoor spider dude is waiting I
I wonder at what point he began moving.
Let's see if we can figure out what makes this dude move.
I swear to God it's literally just being like passing a certain point on the stairs.
Just makes this dude, it makes people in this area just kind of like activate like fucking
Russian sleeper agents, dude.
Oh.
Nah, that doesn't make sense because we were already here.
Maybe he's just moving.
Readjusting.
Here's me checking, diligently.
Like, hmm, I do remember there being a, I hear a guy over there, hmm, oh man, must be the wind, must be the wind.
And then we got Skibbity Toilet on his way to kill my ass, bandana style, chin diaper style.
Mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm.
Why does his neck like that? The replays are weird.
Like you guys you saw that my vest was even on my character the flashlight point in the bathroom do not apply logic to this
He randomly activated there was nothing
That we didn't do before that point the wooden have already aggroed and we were firing our gigaloud rifle unsilenced a
foot from him I
Know I'm right back
Ready to work!
I
I'm not gonna be a dozer if I want to be the best I can be
I'm not gonna be a dozer if I want to be the best I can be
I
What if I'm not powerful enough, headers?
Uncle Bill, thanks for subbing.
This is Yakuza music.
Sounds like it.
Lobotomy music.
I'm not sure if I can do that.
Triple I and X for 7.
Thank you.
Cheese butt and master lock, X for 7.
Cheese butt.
Hmm, music or no music, chat?
No?
Uh...
Bang bang, there's a...
Try music, like from an elevator?
Okay.
I
The systems don't run.
If that left it on, someone turned back on the monitor.
Aye, yuck.
I
Yeah
I've never been to a place that on ironically plays this music, but I think I'd like to go
One day
The DMV does not play this music they don't play any music the DMV is a sad place
Where you wait?
This is wait until we connect you with an operator music?
Not nearly as big crush.
Yeah, maybe.
You can listen to this music in the back rooms.
Oh my god.
Bring me Peter Pan, thanks for so.
My left ear is very lonely on this song.
There's a back room's movie apparently?
Yeah they're making it. Do you think they're gonna power scale the back rooms?
Or it's like they give like the rooms numbers and they're like if you're in
this room you're gonna die but if you're in this room it's super nice and
you're no danger.
Like squid games? No, just like the brain rot shit they do on like YouTube shorts? Where
like if you make it to this room your your sanity is probably at half if you
You make it here, you're probably going insane.
You guys never power-scaled the back rooms before?
I'm barely wounded.
Whatever, dude.
Dude, my back hurts so bad.
Oh!
Sit normally, I'm trying!
I fucking hate music.
Can we get a E type beat? E type beat!
60 team, he's unattended.
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watching us.
Gonna wait some more and try something later.
Okay, okay, I'm down!
I have to come to you for our safety.
This beat sucks guys I can't wrap to this
Easy beat to rap to wow
Uh.
In the display room, lost Swaynos downtown.
Give me a gun and some flashbangs.
Yeah
Yeah
Okay
Reeling
Right click
Breeling. Yo. I got my gat.
Fold head, no hat
Yup
Yeah
This beat is easy to rap to dude.
It goes, it goes, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr,
brr.
Your hand behind your back.
I just wanted to report I want to...
I want to report we have a civilian in custody.
I think we need a sequel to American Terrorists.
I want to hear my nephew's thoughts on...
eating babies.
What does he think about that?
Oh
Oh
Bear bear bear
Got a chat comment it says
Because my nephew's been watching Alex Jones.
I already said that.
I'm wounded.
I'm wounded.
No music, no music.
Applications for silver?
Oh.
Freeze!
Oh, hang on.
Freeze!
I warned you!
Wait, where did that guy yell for?
Hold up.
I heard I got something my freaking back hurts
get a new chair I need something that's like where the seats like push far enough forward
If my back is sore, how come my back isn't getting more muscular?
Good point.
Yeah.
Think about it.
Going to run mussels? Yeah, maybe yours aren't. Beta.
I own that guy? I'm sorry, bud.
They're just kicking doors open and shit.
Skipping down the hallway.
Skipping down the hallway in my 6-4.
Flashin' a bitch.
No way this guy went upstairs.
Hmm. I hate this.
Oh, I'll be back.
Let that be a lesson guys, if you're ever getting shot through a wall, don't make any noise.
Erm...
Was this open before? I think it was.
Do not make a hit marker sound.
Whatever you do, do not open a beer.
There's a guy in here somewhere.
Where you might ask?
Oh.
Maybe it was the guy who ran away.
Don't stick the barrel of your gun to the wall, either.
Yeah, you probably shouldn't do that.
Anyone else naked right now?
No naked mole rat, I think it's just you.
Hmm, why?
Oh, he's leaving.
Hey!
No fleeing.
Lakers in five.
Dude my goat labronde dude.
Dude.
He's retiring.
I've been shot, thanks for subbing, are you okay?
Yeah, I like sports. I like, uh, I like verse stopping in F1.
Um, I like Tiger Woods.
In parenthesis good.
So the good version.
What door is open?
What the hell are you doing here?
Tiger Woods, in parenthesis sober.
Oh, I like LeBron James, um, I like Kohei Otani, have you guys heard of him?
Hulk Hogan, no, no, no, we don't like Hulk Hogan, haha, no, no, I like Messi, yeah, Messi
is good. Ronaldino. Anyone in the murder hallway? J. W. Wayne Gretzky, classic, classic. I think
He is an anti-vaxxer now.
These little guys on hockey teams whose job it is to beat people up.
Not really.
Goons.
They can't call them goons anymore because the word goon got ruined.
Now it means like a sex thing.
They call them henchmen.
I like that.
Hehehehe.
Oh fuck.
Where the hell he left?
He's just walking.
They're called enforcers?
Can we call them henchmen instead?
Please?
Don't worry civilian you're safe now. Where the fuck did this guy go? He's a ghost.
I heard that sign.
Didn't ask.
Dude, where did he go?
Did this guy fucking teleport?
How well would you do if you didn't bust out and use the mirror gun?
Um, it would just be more tedious.
Look, you can, you can shift walk and check every single fucking angle if you wanted
to.
It's not necessarily hard, it's just time consuming.
I swear, I mean, he's gotta be in the corner, right?
He blended in very well.
Oh no.
Hmm. Okay.
Eating pancakes and fried spam for dinden?
Hmm.
It's not like you're from the Midwest.
It sounds like a very Midwest coded.
Or Hawaiian?
I don't like to assume the Hawaiians eat Spam, because I personally think that Spam is mostly
gross.
I don't like Spam.
There's a lot of good Hawaiian cuisine.
You drink gin from your hydroplasque?
Okay.
Name two Hawaiian dishes.
Yeah, yeah, what's the name of that one really disgusting like putting
That's a boy, yeah.
There you go.
Unit on?
Thanks for something.
I lived in Hawaii for a significant portion of my life and we all love spam.
We can like stop pretending though that spam is good, right?
Any other meat would be better, right?
All right.
It's good fried, though.
That's the only time I'll eat spambas if it's fried.
It would be interesting, like...
Yeah, someone said false spam in chat
Like someone like Rick recreating spam, but without all the you know processing or whatever that makes sense
Like a real spam
Without the additives? Yeah. Spam is fake ham and ham is already processed. I wonder
what unprocessed ham you'll taste like? I freaking love pork.
What do you think spame is relatively, is popular in a relatively
remote island? You think these motherfuckers can't grow their own
animals?
The fucking bitch, man!
The fucking bitch!
Noblin and Cryogenesis in Nemotor say they should zip it.
Key lock in? How many attempts do I have before the bus over?
Drum peg them, they should zip it.
Ah.
Levino friend brings spam to her family back in the Philippines, they love it.
One more.
Forget it.
Army soldiers brought a lot of it with them in World War II?
Yeah, I know that. I know the history of spam. I know it was like, uh...
Why would they leave the CCTV unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
W-W-2 food?
Alright, I gotta lock in, guys. Let's see if I can only vote.
My hand is locked!
This is a phone call.
I think we can cap this off by saying...
Spam is kinda gross, and you guys all agree with me.
Yeah.
Type literally one word if you disagree with me.
Emotes don't count, by the way, just so we're aware.
Axelix for 7?
Just gotta type LOL, not a word, not a word.
Hey, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
The first B.A.C. there's a...
Hey, fella!
Hey, fella!
Hi!
Why'd I do that?
How'd they get up there?
Contact!
Alright.
Okay.
return to main base for zealot?
are we friggin' own that guy?
This game is making me do things to my keyboard I've never done before, like right now I'm
putting my left ring finger over A and Q flat to push them both at the same time.
Is this like standard Tarkov play?
Is this what you guys fucking do when you play Tarkov?
Or do you just rebind the button?
I should have rebounded the button, but it's just too fucking late.
It's literally too late.
So whenever you see me do this, I'm doing some goofy shit on the keyboard.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Well, now everyone likes the piano song.
Didn't ask Bella.
I did not ask.
Hmm, how do we want to do this? Oh, I like this.
I'm such an idiot.
Throw the nade.
Slash me is immune to fucking clock things.
BAM BAM Oh
Now that's what I like to call tech to coon.
You imagine just like playing this level for the first time, going to that sequence, going
into this room thinking, oh yeah there's no one else and there's just a guy hiding
behind that flag and just never move.
That was me on attempt 20.
Now I'm harding.
I'm the master of ROE.
Shut up.
Ooh, time to activate me card.
Where's the person who said that?
What the fuck?
Hacker voice.
Amen.
I can't believe we got so close to already being this today and then we freaking beefed
it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
We've got to get suspect here
We've got to get suspect here. Well, there's a fourth guy here, right?
of
What you doing?
What you doing?
Hold on big man.
We need the wedge.
Dare we blow this guy's ear drum out?
Can't we blow this guy's ear drum out?
Passing up straight. Oh my god.
I can't remember if we checked this.
And honest, thank you.
Marci, thank you.
Rinoac, thank you.
I don't feel locked in.
It's nice.
I don't like there's anyone in there.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Wait.
Oh, they didn't even move.
Cause the wedge probably.
You don't need me, I'm just a journalist!
You will seek your comfort for a long time.
Entry team, Crock. The suspect is gone.
The suspect is gone.
We're breaking the control.
I was here for the faster.
We have a civilian in custody and ready for transport.
I don't say that, that's what the terrorists say.
I might get confused.
We're all the lady terrorists, uh, kind of sexist.
I heard a guy in here.
What the hell?
I'm hearing some yelling now.
It's gonna be hard to get over there.
Well, here goes nothing.
I don't want to go back for it.
So, you chill?
You got a gun? I think I'm seeing a gun.
I don't think there's anyone in here, fellas.
All right
We're all the bad dudes
of
the
death
of
That door was closed, no? It was closed, no?
Oh my god, that's the silent door, dude.
That's the door that makes- like the noise is like fucked up and it makes no fucking
The dude opened it and it was dead silent because it doesn't make any noise!
Silent door, I'll show you guys, I'll show you guys.
You showed us before?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet. Eyes on CCTV access point. The interface appears clean.
Mama Mia. He opened the fucking silent door and shot me, man.
It was closed, I figured. I mean like no one heard that shit open, right?
Just a little water all over my laptop and my cook it should turn it off buddy stop typing
on it.
Oh you're in your phone?
Nice.
Turn that bitch upside down and pray.
that bit upside down. Okay, you could put it in some rice. Wasn't that debunked recently
Am I thinking of something else?
Guys remember to wash your clothes in a bathtub then immediately put them in a dryer. It will dry super fast that way
All right, so I mean I assume that chatter is being disingenuous
I assume he's trying to get us to like blow up our dryers or whatever
Bush light Apple
Well fuck without drink
Is it just cider
Please
Yo, this hygiene cuck washes his clothes regularly lol. You smoked him, dude.
I saw a guy load up his trunk with bushlight apple. He had like 10 cases
But he doesn't like it
Ain't that the gay beer?
I don't think so.
I still remember the amount of shitty beer it took for me to no longer mind the taste.
It was always five.
Five beer.
Oh, I like it.
Anyone else?
That's so cool.
I like how he waited until I moved.
I like how he waited until I was on the open without cover and then he immediately picked
me and shot me with perfect accuracy.
It's whatever dude, I'm not upset.
I'm not upset.
I'm not upset.
Maybe I should have known that he was going to do that and then I should have moved
forward just a little bit to trigger him running across the hallway so that I could
and still have cover against his 100% accurate bullets.
Oh.
Hmm.
You even remember any of the other missions
you played in this game?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The TV's unattended.
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Get eyes on the building from here.
That spot is
Dude you're more bald than my grandpa, and I'm 92 years old
What your grandpa like a hundred and twenty something that's crazy
Don't laugh it's not funny. It's not funny. He literally just called me bald
all they said was you're bald that's it
so that hit my only option there is to
do what we just did or flash them, and I don't want to use a flash in that situation.
So we're gonna beat the reaction test.
Who said that, and where from?
What's the name of that peepo raising its hand, emo?
Okay, we're gonna do some science.
Oh my god, man.
Thank you.
I grant for GP my budget is 50 million combat 105 got my quest cave or up to
gauntlet pussy
come on slowly get out of there now
don't stay put why not
Okay, you don't have to... there's no investment.
Just gotta do it.
Hmm.
Didn't like that.
Six.
Six?
Okay, here we go.
No fucking way.
Actually don't know where they are, dude.
Oh, thank you.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, indeed.
Thanks for so.
Anyone ever had bedbugs?
No.
You have?
How do you even get bed bugs?
Is it like you go take a walk in the woods or something?
Shouldn't they hang out on your clothes?
Bed.
Mmm, I see.
They crawl out of your eyes.
No, they don't.
They would be called eye bugs.
We gotta get stuff back here.
I didn't see anyone in here.
Mostly someone brings them to you.
What are they hanging out normally?
What's the chill spot for bed bugs?
On trash?
New York?
Easiest way to get rid of them is the stuff inside the do not eat packets.
What if I eat it?
Oh, hey, I've never seen a guy there.
Neat.
Rare guy unlocked.
If you're in the 140 degrees to kill them all for sure.
How do you do that?
Is it like RimWorld style?
Just put a bunch of eaters in it.
I think the sun's a little bit hotter than 140 degrees Fahrenheit.
So I've heard.
I've never been.
So I don't know.
I'm not even sure the sun's real.
How do you light your cigarette with the microwave?
Break the glass?
Oh yeah, our leg's broken.
I just see a guy.
Hmm
Our cubicles we'll do Americans really spend two-thirds of their life in the wage cage
With enough cubicles in other places
Where's the guy live
I'm sure you can find a cubicle in Jamaica, bro.
Europe does free-range wage slavery.
Oh.
Oisei?
Dude, don't let the European trigger you guys.
Come on, you're clearly joking.
Need to be mentally stronger than this.
of
every nonchalant
Don't tell Moon to address his main.
It looks good.
Very malcoded right now.
If we get it this time big M just gonna suck my balls seven hundred and seven seven million
Yeah, you ain't got that many balls
Which stocks should you invest to?
You'd buy war bonds idiot
of
the
No shade?
You don't have the permit to go into the King's Forest to use the trees for shade?
Oh, sorry, it's not fun.
It's not fun.
No, me lord.
Dude he triggered me I said not to get triggered, but I got triggered be
No, you are not
However, it's absolutely unbearable some days because we don't have an AC and Pertua, who
are asked to remain to withstand the cold so they trap heat.
I feel like it's easier to get warm than it is to get cold, right?
In that situation, so why not insulate them against heat and then buy some blankets?
You fool.
You're so stupid.
Dude, I'm just lame.
I'm meme-ing.
It's joke.
It's a bit, dude.
to
get some hundred
hundred fair night during some of the way to save energy in the winter
Yeah, but you got sound though. That's cool.
It's 6 for 7? I will.
Is the number of attempts correct or just trolled?
It's just an overlay guy's doing a little meme.
You know how they like to joke.
Is Peter Griffin in the building?
Yes, I think Japanese people watch American cartoons like weavers watch Japanese cartoons.
Ow!
Do you think they imported the Animaniacs on VHS?
Back in the 90s.
Where are the Animaniacs?
Do you think Rawhide Kobayashi is real?
I'm Rawhide Kobayashi.
Okay.
We're going to move far enough forward and if there is a guy near enough, he's going
to charge the front door.
kills.
You think there was ever like a Japanese parent who had to scold their kid for using their
credit card to buy VHS's of the Animaniacs and importing them to Japan?
FUCKING BITCH IS TOO TOO...
He comes out of his tuna and I stop looking, man.
Fucking hell.
Nice focus. What do you mean, nice focus? I'm always going to do that.
I looked there, no one there, flashed my flashlight over there even.
No response. What the fuck else do I do?
Anyway.
What were we talking about? Oh, yeah, getting scolded by your Japanese parents for importing
American cartoons via VHS in the early 90s.
Yeah.
It had to have. It had to have, dude.
Your Japanese and that happened to you, please let me know, dude.
Why did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
So I animated the American cartoons.
Dude, getting banned from reading manga and watching anime
and then importing American cartoons
and arguing that it's not actually manga or anime.
GigaBrain!
GigaBrain!
In Japan, they still call it American cartoons anime.
It's all just anime to them.
Yeah, and that's why I call Japanese anime cartoons.
There's all the cartoons to me.
Come out now!
The thing is, Japanese Ameribu gets mad when his friends call family guy an anime.
Stay calm.
It's a cartoon!
Talk to my mom.
It's a cartoon, and I'm not the true boy.
the
dude
on the first of the Japanese equivalent of like a gold swim
and
What's Adult Swim?
Just a programming block where they would show weird animation.
Not good.
I fucking...
I fucking
Guys owning dude, he's running still
He's still running
Some Japanese people really like the
Think of the hell and they beefed up or watching a subburst of
whatever dude it was a loss that guy ran all the way to the other side of the map man
do you think that chatter really good know what adult swim was?
he's a meme-o
he's freaking meme-o-ing dude
Smiling friends air down it also and he's a lorping so what maybe he doesn't want smiling friends, dude
Siblasics for Zubba
Family once a far I'll try neighbor 9997
To most people it's the Rick and Morty channel
To me growing up I was the unfortunately the family guy to a Futurama channel
Oh god, man.
Beeeeatah!
Dutrauma fucked, though.
Yeah, but once you've seen every episode of Dutrauma, like, three fucking times, man.
It's just, like...
Like...
There was a time when adults and started with like
Like home movies right based fucking or like space ghosts, dude
But there was a long period where it was just an hour of family guy fucking gun in mouth
Police! Hands up! Hands up!
Hold your head!
Suspect is down.
I'm collecting 10s.
Remember Robot Triggin?
I didn't like Robot Triggin.
One suspect down.
We're clunking and you'll get medicated.
Remember Code Lyoko, unfortunately?
You've watched Xavier Renegade Angel, I'm sure I've seen some episodes, I remember it.
Oh my god!
I thought they kicked him open the wedding room.
They did.
That was just a dipper guy.
Get to the exit.
Looks like he fit in the main passive code, Leoko.
Not wrong.
I got a big ass forehead, dude.
You look like one of the oblongs.
I got sick of the oblongs too, although I did like oblongs.
And then lastly one season.
Wasn't actually only one season.
Bobby Ford? I think so.
I didn't watch Boomerang.
I never liked old cartoons ever
I didn't like old anime I didn't like old American anime dude
O.G. Space Ghost was decent.
Oh, you didn't watch O.G. Space Ghost, you're not 50, man.
You didn't watch that shit.
When you saw like one episode, bro, you're like, yeah, I didn't, I didn't hate that.
What's the...
You didn't watch that shit, to be honest.
I've seen a lot of Flintstones, Tom and Jerry.
fuckin' Jetsons.
Popeye.
Yeah, Looney Tunes in general, like, that shit.
I didn't mind Looney Tunes so much.
Oh man, fuckin'
I swear to God, they would put, like, the Flintstones or Jetsons on it, like, the time where, like, I should have been asleep.
And I would just go to sleep. So they were they were cooking with that strap, bro
Until you're right now, dude
If Kyle and Chicken was on, dude, I might go in a bed, bro.
That's all I'm saying.
So much of that stupid-ass fucking Jetsons intro, dude.
I'm rolling over.
I'm gonna have a chicken. I'm gonna have a cow.
Octo does a really good cow voice.
God, what a voice.
I did it so hard.
Dude.
One thing that always confused me was, uh, I'm pretty sure you guys remember the Satan
creature from Powerpuff Girls?
Like I remember seeing him first in Cow and Chicken. I know it's not the same
character but like that was red. Yeah they called him red.
You ever see Mr. Meteor? No. It sounds Canadian. Remember the McGillagorilla rap? Yeah. I mean,
I've never seen McGillagorilla, so I'm not sure why they decided to make a song about
McGillagurilla in like the late 90s or whatever but they did. I've got a gorilla
for sale. I've got a gorilla for sale. You're embarrassing like Powerpuff Girls?
It was just a cartoon. That is man.
It sounded like it was a cartoon specifically for girls. It was about
three freaking mutant girls. Hmm don't like this. Never mind.
The og name was the whoop ass girl.
go lay.
Why wasn't he trying to create little girls in his basement?
I think he wanted a family, right, some shit?
I don't know.
I'm pretty sure there's an episode where they explain that.
His wife died?
Oh.
Yeah, I bet you feel bad now, chatter, stupid bitch.
That fictional character's wife died, idiot.
Stupid fucking bitch.
Motherfucker never heard of adoption.
Yeah, that chatter's the same guy I tried to be like, why is this motherfucker going
to a government agency to take kids home?
I'll adopt you fucking idiot.
You guys adopting, so?
Holy shit.
Chemical likes way cooler than adoption.
Yeah, honestly, kinda fucked up that he didn't go to adopt some kids,
and instead decided to chemically engineer them first.
How come they never did a Powerpuff episode about that, dude? That would have been funny.
At them meeting a bunch of kids that like...
Watch me do that!
Like a foster home, and they're like...
We got made in a basement, and they're like,
We've been waiting for adoption for ten years!
Oh no...
Professor X is super based for not raising some meth-head Ophuls.
Now you are sure he's as smart as Professor X, dude.
You'll never beat him.
W. Wait. ABCDFGHJKLMVQRSTVWX. Okay. We're good. We're good. Professor X made Magneto
relive the holocaust. Oh, maybe Magneto should have been such a dick. Also, Professor Axel
was also in the holocaust, I'm pretty sure, right? I don't know. It's X-Men, dude. X-Men's
fucking silly. No? Oh, okay. See, I was operating on the assumption that Professor Axel was
also holocaust
if i move up the mother fucker comes back to him so that
If I was Professor Axe, I would make you relive a new America 600 times.
Kind of fucked up, but okay.
I'm dead.
I don't even know if I have enough time to pull my gun back out by the time I hear that motherfucker coming around the corner, man.
Oh, oh my gosh, I should have just tripped it and ran back. That's what we're gonna do.
I'm going, I'm blasted, dude. I'm fucking blasting. I'm fucking blasting, dude. I'm fucking blasting.
I should have tripped that shit with the courtroom wedge.
The first door gets kicked open.
I fucking capped that dude.
Hide around the corner, dude.
Just wait for him to come.
That's what I should have done.
Ah, I'm gonna kill all of them!
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Cameras are still active.
We were likely being watched upon entry.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm doing what you said!
I have to cut you for our safety.
They're everywhere. Please don't leave me here.
I'll have a talk. We have a salient unit at the doctor.
I'll have a talk. We have a salient unit at the doctor.
Clean!
Come on!
What do you have two baby cups, coffee, and water?
I'm at the lake where CCTV is unattended.
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Get eyes on the building from here.
I did not do that.
We've got this.
No.
I've got this.
I'm doing what you said!
And the exit. I'll get to the exit.
It's on wait.
There's one thing I noticed about this place.
The door to my right is always open.
Always.
of
of
the
of
the
Oh
I wonder what you got mad about me opening the door.
We gotta get suspect here.
Oh, sorry man.
You're not sorry.
He didn't have to die.
This part always reminds me of a Tekken song.
Like an early Tekken song
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
We have one suspect down.
and
We're gonna get charred from, guys.
Wait.
of
The suspect is down.
Oh, shit!
Where's this angle, man?
I
of
of
Tell me something. You go through all this trouble and for what?
Brother.
I've been laying.
No!
Fuck off!
Entry to your car. We got one of your car on the suspect.
Keep your hands behind your back.
This side you see people?
Cpl. Scanning by the trailers.
You're not going out?
Is my camera still good?
Leave the truck. Civilian could be gone for a week back.
hold on a lot of guys upstairs boys
I'm on the floor, whatever message you need to get out there, I can do it, okay?
You need to take your cover for safety.
Hey!
I was here for the presser.
of
death
of
death
of
death
I'm ready to go.
Let's go.
I'm gonna stop.
Elevators are down.
Move there.
Help!
We're not here for you.
Hurry! Give me the hell out of here!
How the fuck?
For building them custody and security.
I'll be meeting out.
Fuck.
I have to come here for our safety.
My arm, asshole!
Leave the car. It's a gunning secured.
Fuck man!
We got a deck up that's here.
Oh, right. It makes the same noise even if it's wedged.
of
of
I have to go.
Cover me. Disarm the device.
Eleanor Crock, civilian is in custody, requesting escort.
The
Bikers here, they can sell it.
I
I see four guys on that camera by the way.
I can't believe this.
Ain't no one coming.
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
of
the
the
He actually went around. That's crazy.
It's in the fucking stairwell.
I
Very good
Where the fuck did he go
I can't believe this is happening.
I have to know.
I don't know if he's there, boys.
I can't believe this is happening.
Please. I need a doctor. Please.
I can't believe this.
Is the mayor okay?
You're the one to stay there.
the
Oh
We have a civilian in custody and ready for transport.
Right now I think there's two guys out here and they got some pretty nasty angles up here.
and
I don't know where the second guy is
I'm coming back.
Screw this.
Don't leave me here.
It's possible this dude ran in the courthouse.
No clue where the studio is.
I'm going down.
Stay here.
Turn around and get in our way.
Are we on?
Are we safe?
Enter Team Cock.
The building's counting.
Prep for you back.
of
I don't know if I can touch these doors.
You can.
Alright chatter.
Here we go.
I put this one on you brother.
Alright.
You saved my life.
I'll never forget you.
Could that be it?
Could that be it?
Don't ever let the VMP get a land site and you're good. What if I flash him?
I assume he sets it off, right?
Stay down, devil.
I don't know what I'm doing.
It's on the track.
We're just news.
We're just news.
Suspect here
Stay
How did he recover that fast?
He never got hit by that flashbang.
That was a deep flashbang too, bro.
That wasn't like a short flashbang.
We got the trigger man, and we got one of the guys up front, but I knew there was a
guy back there I saw them the fucking camera I couldn't make a mouth
you lower them out bro
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
I'm sorry, but I'm not sure what happened.
I don't know what happened.
I'm sorry, but I'm not sure what happened.
I'm sorry, but I'm not sure what happened.
There's four guys in here. I mean these guys probably kill me anyway if I'm being honest.
What we need to do is identify where this motherfucker is standing and literally use
these doors to pick these guys off. Otherwise we're fucking dead, bro. Otherwise we are
fucking dead I think I think I think those guys kill me like I was like
mentally like somewhat aware of there being a guy back left based on the
camera like in my brain I'm like okay I'm gonna kill these two guys and I'm
gonna be like looking in that direction the guy on the right kills me every
Oh my god, please!
Ready to work.
Yeah, give me a break.
I'll be right back.
I'm sorry.
You seem to be living a little bit.
You're not lost.
It's a little bit of a mess.
You can't think of the past.
Why did you do that?
I'm going mad.
I can't think about the future.
Are you okay?
You're worried, aren't you?
Then let's do our best
to save our lives.
That's right.
If we live here,
let's all live!
and
back
MAMMA MIA
Awesome crots for 7 unslovahtic for 7.
Yoink, first you yoinky, then you splonky.
even close-savers of it.
Firstly mine?
Then we craft.
Minecraft.
Hey big dog, I was wrong about aiming suplex ameugenics.
You've been holding on to that one, huh?
Ugh.
I know you're wrong.
Angry L. Rob, thanks for 7 for a million years.
Holy guac or mole.
What game is this song from, Chet?
The Trot Select for 7?
I think it is red racer. It's not monkey ball.
Raaage!
Racer!
Let me lock in, boys.
Noice.
Cover me, disarm the device.
Stand screen here.
I don't know what to do with this.
The enemy attack. Submitted defeat. Reflecting trainers.
The diffused animation makes me feel uneasy for some reason, because you're imagining
it's your penis.
to be standing by the trailers.
Anonymous gift or a fake gift?
He's so mysterious.
Or she, or that, or whatever.
Oh whatever
What the fuck was it?
I missed him.
So fucking dead.
of
I don't know why this song plays twice on my playlists.
Hmm.
What is there about me?
Disarm me.
Faggot!
Stop it, don't let me down. Be back later.
All right man, we get it, you're dead.
We have one suspect down.
What, do I never drag gadget?
Uh, it drops a glow stick.
It's just to let you know that the room is clear, but I don't need a visual aid.
If the point man enters a room, it's either clear or he's getting groundhog-dead.
There's no in-between.
Bam-er-bam-er-bam-er-bam-er-bam-er-bam-er-bam-er-bam-er-bam.
i would like it if the hostages did not yell stuff that the uh...
the terrorists also yell
fucking bitch
I
Down the ground
I have to come for our safety
I didn't take anyone to call him.
Four ket-thicks or something?
We have a civilian in custody and ready to transport.
Security trap.
Good sipping.
Dude, it keeps my water cold, man. Don't make fun of me, bro.
Oh, my wedges.
Cold water drinkers?
It's not like ice cold, but it's like, it's chilly.
This is optimal water temperature.
Gear risk range 2 is getting another DLC.
Cool.
I still gotta finish this one.
Surely that door doesn't open behind me, right, fellas?
I might smoke this guy real quick.
I can't stop shaking. I can tell that you let me go. I'll make a sound.
Hmm.
Wait, look at my time.
What would you flash there?
I was hoping to stun the guys breaching the door behind me long enough for me to kill
the ones that were going to come out earlier than them.
I wish I'd just closed the door.
wedge the door the viable favor of time to bottom yeah
I
Fuck you window
The
restart I didn't take any damage.
Really?
Base, Lindsay, thanks for 7.
mocks. Mockingbird, thanks for 7.
This is gonna hate the piano, man!
Don't take it, whatever they ask, don't do it, just listen to the divine source.
We gotta get stuff back to you.
Try a flashbang in the piano? No.
I don't like that it'll work.
No way. As soon as I press the button.
Beer, shipping.
Come on, Doc. We've got to get suspect here.
here. Stay here. Stay calm.
We have an individual in custody.
I'll get me away.
We have one dead suspect here.
I have to cut you for our safety.
What the hell is going on?
You don't need me, I'm just a journalist!
I'm assuming you know who these guys are.
Gonna give me something on the record.
And it took some damers there.
I
Never pick like that again, you don't like the yoyki yoyki sponky
of
the
I not have a view of that.
of
death
of
death
of
death
This courtroom camera is so useless, bro.
of
the
death
of
the
death
and
hold on always double check this door
The civilians didn't like the triggers.
How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here now?
I did not kill many people.
if
if
if
if
if
if
I don't know what to do with it.
Very good, bro. Very fucking good, man.
You always die the same way you don't realize what's wrong, yeah.
Bleach. Zane's in for some of the notorious insol-
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still running.
Have they left it on?
Someone turned it back on to monitor us.
You drank bleach now what?
No, not drink bleach.
Oh fuck.
I'm getting this all right.
The anime.
You watch that guy drink bleach now what?
call an am...amber lamps
hurry
Well, Nameless on the chatter is $100,000 in debt, dude, just don't pay it.
It's monopoly money.
Unless you live in Texas.
Which case you got a pair?
We're gonna get you out of here.
It's a blue restraint and red transport.
of
Nice, dude.
We've got a dead suspect here.
Where did he go?
I'm about to get lit up.
that's bullshit dude
I had a Corsair keyboard that uh, I was able to type really fast on it. I can't remember which one it was uh
It was like one of the cheaper mechanical keyboards
The Micro Slopper Ergo?
No, no, no, I did type fast on that though
If you're watching the LCK today, T1 is playing.
I know you are a big fan of League.
I love League of Legends.
That shit's BUSIN', dude.
I hope my kid lives in a world where League of Legends isn't popular.
I mean, it's not even popular now.
Let's be fuckin' honest, bros.
Looks like she'll look like a Fortnite lobby.
70% bots.
Can't it, old man?
I'm telling you right now though, I mean I do like the WASD change, I haven't tested it yet, but I think that's, that's good.
And a lot of people probably disagree with that.
Also I hope they add Void, dude, holy fuck. If they add Void, I will stream League again for like a couple weeks.
Maybe.
No, don't clip them.
They're already doing that, I know.
I just want to hear what the average league player sounds like.
Probably sounds like me.
A nerd.
They're already...
Um, so I guess we're not going to do Baron then?
This fucking Elo, man.
I just can't fucking climb, man.
I just can't fucking climb.
I'm going to do League Void Therabene, that should be tight.
Oh my god, it would be so funny, actually.
So I guess we're just not going to do Baron then.
Play ADC and call out Tursem every time you crib.
Holy shit. That's funny.
Do it on Caitlyn, old dude.
Cause eventually you get like 100% crit, right?
Why is that funny? Oh, it's not funny, it's tragic. Actually.
It was funny that that chatter thought it was funny. I hope that clears things up. Thank you
Close one guys
Alrighty.
Computer, make the chatter below this message by me, Wingstop.
I was thinking about Wingstop! It's not my fault, man!
There's a non-zero chance someone's crying about that joke.
Oh, so we can joke about 9-11, but we can't joke about that.
Really, dude, really.
Oh, so we can joke about the idea, but we can't joke about that, dude.
Alright, man, really, dude, really, really, really.
He's fucking snowflakes, man.
Make an IDF joke?
No.
Heh heh heh.
I don't think I will do that.
Open the door!
Gonna check if I got the key card.
I'm like a door-closing machine, dude. Holy fuck.
Your A-Pack checks in the mail?
I hope I made more than Kaisenat.
What's up?
Did you just open that with your fucking mind, bitch?
Once that's back down
Stay calm
What's the lore behind moods obsession with Tyson at
He's the
On the Mount Rushmore dude, you know what I mean
Do you think famous writers didn't study their peers and read their books?
Do you think musicians don't have a favorite band?
Secure the device.
Name four living philosophers that aren't ZZX, Speed, or Kaisen, and you can.
Jackie Chan. Aw, shit.
Okay, chill out buddy.
Has a patient.
Slumps.
Can you say my name?
Never heard of Socrates, Plato, Kant, Nietzsche, Pleb?
That's a good point, Shatter, but evidently your philosophy 101 class was not also a listening
comprehension class.
The holy fuck that was cool, thank you.
Welp, we're kind of in a bad spot here, fellas, I'm being honest.
We're just gonna peak this and pretend this doesn't exist, and if we die, we die.
How about there?
Ok, let's start there.
He's sucking his dick!
You beat!
the mute talk mod is it increased by viewing experience by three times yeah
that should uh no point no dude
what you just seen in there no fear because the Earthaches are sub-
I'll do it.
I remember when I didn't understand Kant.
How do you guys pronounce that because someone made fun of me for saying Kant?
It might hopelessly be stupid because I don't know how to pronounce that name.
Even though in English that's how you would say it.
Cont?
Ah, I see, I see.
Brock, who's Cont?
Yeah, you really thought you owned me, huh, Tratter?
Didn't know I had rock-out speed dial, did ya bitch?
Please don't shoot me.
Oh god, we're not making fun of you.
I could tell my position was a bad one.
That one's a really precise.
IMO.
Guys, don't argue and chat, it's just cringe.
I'm not saying one of you guys have read it wrong but there's no point dude I know
you're dead
Don't fight bros.
It's us against the baby eating billionaire, come on.
How come they get to eat babies?
where?
Player.
Here we see the Dexter's lab movie where Manorca's the one to make free energy and he's the only one who benefits.
Yeah, yeah, capitalism bad.
Save it for the factory, Commie.
I need a doctor! Please!
VanDark didn't make it, he stole it from Dexter.
How do you remember that?
There are no factories anymore, just gambling?
Nice.
I bet on someone saying that within like, this 10 minutes span dude, it's made 200 bucks.
specifically a proclamation of nihilistic societal something or another 1010 to 1020
BN Pacific 424
Plus 200
Can't finish a single sentence
I've been streaming a long time and I've been getting shot a lot
Sometimes from guys that I can't see and they kill me instantly
And so when it's free talk posting a video of someone doing this exact fucking level dude
And I watched it and it wasn't much different
But there was one thing very different is that he showed no fear despite wearing light armor and got mowed down by
60 bullets total and did not fucking die, dude
And he wasn't showing his hide it when he recorded the video. That's weird
Why the fuck was it a lie so I could see your HP change. That's weird. I wonder why that's strange peculiar even
Motherfucker.
Just walks Garrick's run.
Garrick walks into the last room and eats 60 bullets in 3 seconds.
Put ya.
Now I'm not implying he cheated, however, I would like some of that luck.
Please.
Give me the- give me the- shoot my chest as much as I have my fucking face.
Just one time.
Closer
These are like fucking dead or Hawkeye or whoever is the guy who shoots bow well
Leggo Legolas Robin Hood
Serious question, where did all these political landies come from?
You know what I've been talking about, but all right, first of all, paragraph, not really the rest of that.
Second of all, occasionally chatters will try to discuss stuff with each other, which is kind of like...
It's hard, right?
I've always maintained that Twitch has not really per conversation amongst chatters, normally.
It's kind of like seeing someone in the hall and like doing like the knot you know
what I mean except instead of a knot it's it's the mode frog 4 and it's like a
weird widescreen version of Crazy Frog shaking its jiggly ass are you that's
just the way that it is I've always said that it's better like elsewhere but
I mean, like, I used to piss me off, I don't be honest, but now it's just kind of like,
I feel bad, because usually it's an argument, and like, why are my bros fighting, dude?
You know what I mean?
I don't want to meet you on them!
Please, don't do it!
You're probably dead.
I'm a monster!
Whatever message you need out there, I can do it, okay?
Two people yelling at each other across the street.
street it's like two million each other like at a party and the music's like way
too loud it's best to step outside I'm killing this guy and I don't give a fuck
I don't know which side he kicks it open.
I don't like that last guy's gonna come out.
For political talks, I can go to Nick Beard, Gold, or Ha Ha Sans Chat.
I mean, it's just blockin' dude, if I'm being honest.
Instead of adding me with an MLA-formatted double-spaced fucking SAU son of a bitch.
I tell him to quiet down when I notice.
I typically do that.
I'll take care of it, bro. Don't worry.
Someone just opened this door on me?
Wow just ate 28 Oreos chat did if I do that I would have major indigestion
dude.
Hey you!
We're gonna go a little too blood ago. Let me stop the Oreo talk, dude.
I
Have to come through our safety
We need to stop feeling this nerd shouldn't hit the gym
I gotta hit the gym
It might be too late
I
So wanted it all I want to do is play fucking video game man
I need to get like
a visor where I can have my phone in front of my face and then I'm playing
runescape and then I'm moving my character with my tongue while I run on
the treadmill you know what I mean
Snicky bitch.
You can still build muscle at 90.
I mean, I don't know if it's, what I'm, what I said if it, it might be too late, is like,
how do you reverse the effects of a sedentary lifestyle?
You know what I mean?
Is it possible?
By walking cringe, next suggestion, please.
Blood actually taking walks in the neighborhood in, quote, double skull emoji.
Osempic?
I don't want my bones to turn to mush.
God, this is fucked up.
I don't think there's anyone here, god I hope not please.
Just do airsoft?
Yeah but then I gotta like get shot and stuff.
It'll be weird if I roll up to the airsoft course.
Bro, I'm almost 40, man.
I'm gonna be some teenagers there who are literally IRL gonna say blood actually at
the airsoft course.
he's almost 40 in quotes double skull emoji
unk really airsofting right go with other 40 year olds yeah but like didn't
Do you guys ever have like a birthday at a laser attack place growing up and then like
You're there and you're having a good time and then all of a sudden like a group of like
seven college kids walk in and they're all in the same fucking team.
I don't want to rune some kids birthday party.
You've never had that happen really dude.
I feel like that's a shared experience amongst like kids who are my age, or people my age.
You certainly got shit on by like older kids at the laser tag place, right?
Yeah, I cried.
Pussy.
We didn't have laser tag money.
Oh, sure.
Maybe you should have got a job then you fucking freeloading ass bitch.
Sort of eatin' all your parents' food, Bats-o.
Go mo some lawns, dawg.
Don't got a lot more? Go steal one, bro.
Make it happen. You can make that lizard tag dream happen, dude.
Surely you have scissors!
Hey, cut that bitch with motherfucking skizzers.
I'm giving that guy the boomer treatment right now.
Oh yeah, you think that's bad?
I had to pay two mortgages.
I know that the total of both of them was...
$300, but...
You've only got one mortgage to pay. How bad can it be? How bad can it be? You lazy piece of shit.
They're going homeless at the fastest rate. Obviously, I wish no ill upon anyone, but if there was maybe someone I wished ill on, it might be the elderly boomers.
maybe it would it would be a case by case basis we can't get we can give them the
But if there's an elderly person in chat, like an elder boomer, who's like a fan and
they heard that, and then they're like really sad, I don't mean you bro.
I don't mean you man.
I mean your relatives.
I'm 42, does that count?
No, you're not a boomer!
That's stolen...
stolen valor, right?
I don't have my fucking cord, man!
I have to go get it.
I got that pissing me off.
The greater boomer, a boomer not to be confused with lesser boomer.
Yeah, once again, like in D&D, how there are like lesser elementals.
And then there are greater elementals who are more deadly.
Just like in this game, how there are greater bugs.
Boomer Elemental? Yeah, you know that motherfucker's driving a car, dude. Straight at the greater
one. Good luck, Rob. And not just a car, it's a truck. A big truck. It's an RV. Dude,
Sometimes I got stuck driving for 15 miles behind a guy that was going 15 under the speed limit in RV.
And it was not possible to pass this guy.
I don't like road rage.
Because I'm kind of a pussy, right?
But I got close, man. I swear to God I got close.
was I in a hurry no I wasn't however I think it's reasonable to want to go at least the
the speed limit.
Where the fuck is this computer at?
Dude.
Did anyone see the computer?
I don't even know if I can beat these ones.
Oh, I know where it is.
If you made a million a year for 400,000 years, you would have the half the money that Elon Musk does.
But yeah, the 15 under the speed limit sucks.
Hey man, if Elon Musk was driving 15 under in front of me, maybe this would be a different story, dude.
Where is the gay card?
Hello?
Oh, I missed the slate.
It's been eight hours to remember any of the games from the sponsor.
Their names? No.
No.
Where the fuck is the computer?
Can it be on the second floor?
The FMV best RPG game looks interesting.
Yeah, that game was kind of a...
It's got potential.
What am I listening to?
Holy shit.
Might have been broken because of the gunfire near the wedding hall.
Oh, we got any useful cameras?
No, really.
No, alright.
Let's go turn the power off.
were we talking about?
oh yeah.
elderly people.
I talk a lot of shit on elderly people, but I'm really nice to elderly people.
It's kinda like...
It's kinda like pussy hate.
Like I'm hating them behind closed doors.
Like, yeah, fuck you.
Heh heh heh.
If you pay for view bots, would you buy a tasteful 1-2k or buy...
And then he lists off a couple of streamers who may or may not be doobotic.
Hmmmm, oop, that tastes for $1,200.
Nice try, chatter.
How much of this level did I clear?
We cleared the courthouse.
I remember now.
Is viewbotting 1k even immoral?
The concept of U-Botting pisses me off, right?
Um...
But now I look at it a bit more logistically, right?
Like, they're...
The way that I've always thought is...
Is it not fraud to view bar right isn't it like illegal to do them
And if it is
Like what what happens to
The website I stream on if there's like a massive fraud case about like you know much advertisers got together
they're like dude this is fucked up bro we're paying you guys a ridiculous amount of money for no fucking reason
what's going on you know what i mean
why would it be fraud i don't know i don't know once again i don't really
i don't have an informed uh legal opinion on uh you know what i mean
You could probably articulate that you are defrauded people by doing that though I would have seen I don't know
You should why don't you but
Here's a real right
It's fraud to lie to advertise it about a gap but it would think it would go after the
individual streamers on Twitch itself.
Oh yeah, once again, we're not lawyers, okay?
But you know, hypothetically, okay, the way I see it is, why would they go after
those individual streamers if the one if the people that they're buying the
ad space from is twitch I don't know
I don't know how any of that show works I'm gonna I'm gonna keep it TBH
You're a lawyer, specializing in outer space law.
That's cool, that's cool, that's cool, that's crazy.
The biggest argument you could make against, like, you botting is, like, that, I think,
what we just talked about.
It sounds just whack, dude.
I think about that, uh, that guy who's been getting a lot of, uh, stream time recently
a bunch of big streamers like I who like cheated in a bunch of games or whatever I forget his name.
Muda, yeah. Okay, and for the record, he said he cheated, okay? I'm not like accusing him of
cheating or whatever. And people being like oh wow you know it's it's it's it's a
it's a bad impression on like kids or whatever you know I mean because
obviously that's like kid content right you know I mean like oh is my streamer
gonna cheat in another game you know what I mean or like being into that stuff I
I think- I think-
Urm...
No one cares about that shit?
Yeah, and I-
Sorry, I'm trying to like play the game, it- it's all going at the same time, and I- it's hard to articulate the point I'm trying to make, but it was a really shitty joke about, uh...
Kids getting bullied for watching streamers at school.
That- there was gonna be a punchline like, uh, I promise.
It was gonna be very funny dude, very xD.
I wonder if kids even, like you know like when Ninja was really big and foray in the
show like obviously it was pretty popular in school but like is it cringing out of
watch live streamers.
worried about his job. He talking to me guy with a juicer in his name? Shut your bitch
Chassis
Sidebar
Okay, we got no intel
of
I
Motherfuckers right there
Well, there's there's like three guys
Someone's...
My cock. Suspect is down. The breathing...
I gotta go stretch my back out. I'm in pain. Thank you for