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Greetings.
readings.
Inside our eggs first of it, I think I've been sick
Skrrt make it do it. Thanks for something a million years
This guy always afflicted with something.
I'm afflicted with DEA.
Rugg-a-ock! Leave my on-leaf for so-
How did they leave the CCTV unattended?
Archer, I think it's her sub-
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Cameras are still active.
We're likely being watched upon entry.
I've already seen things verbatim.
I got something in my throat.
I've already seen things verbatim.
I've already seen things verbatim.
We need to get out of here now!
Put your hands up!
Stay here.
They killed so many.
And you're going to die.
What do you want me to do?
Drop your weapon!
Police! You're under arrest!
Hmm
Now! Now!
Get your hands behind your back.
Their house are made for seven in wheels and an iron gun ball up.
An acroek and leetman.
Please reserve.
And seal orc these little bits.
I don't even think I hit him in the first shot.
Where's this guy?
Er, sorry.
E, er.
Motion, winky, basics for 7.
Zenneleth, and Vechar, Margolol, traits it for 7.
Alright.
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the
We have us to burn in any custody and ready for transport.
We've got a dead suspect here.
We've got a dead suspect here.
We have a dead suspect here.
What's up?
Wait, what?
That chatter is asking what gun I was using.
Uh...
I will show you which gun I am using.
And I forever like to...
This one.
Boom.
Where'd I die from?
Last person asked for advice for this game?
Maybe he just wants to know what gun I'm using.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Eyes on the CCTV access point.
The interface appears clean.
I think I got allergies, boys.
I think I got allergies.
I think I got allergies.
I think I got allergies.
I think I got allergies.
I think I got allergies.
I think I got allergies.
I think I got allergies boys
Well, I don't know
You allergic to finishing this level, what if it's making me sick
Just calm down!
Stop here!
You don't need me!
I don't matter here!
Talk.
We are the civilian in our custody.
Oh no!
Not me!
LSVG is on site!
Whoa!
Journalist!
Leave the talk.
Set my ticket to seat.
Stay here.
Stay calm.
I see you right behind me!
My family van!
Exit X4 7.
You're not a prisoner.
You
More the hell is it
It's on the trap!
I'm in!
In my ass!
Oh!
Securing the trap!
7-Eleven. 7-Eleven.
Do you feel it? Hmm. Do you?
Now we talk. There's one dead suspect here.
Why did it take him so long dude?
weird dude it's okay we're only getting warmed up
King Mavericks for seven.
It's doomed!
It's doooooooood!
Stay calm.
Leave the clock.
We have a civilian in custody and ready for transport.
7-Eleven.
What the hell?
How do you keep me going?
If you're gonna sing the lyrics, sing all of them, you know them.
No, I only know the part where he says 7-ELEVEN.
Kinda like Yoda.
7-ELEVEN?
I think the number of times the guys use the AK is still zero to this day.
a lot of good days. Oh. Fair. That's nice. That's real nice. Maybe perp on an
the shooting range. Wait, it's not illegal to own an AK-47. Stop moving, grandma. Thanks
or seven word
We're reading Chagy with it.
I thought there was a chatter who needed help.
They were just complaining
You're right though I was reading
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the
I'm gonna die.
Cover me. Disarm the device.
I'm sure there's a guy saying, die in the background.
I really can't reach us.
I got an elf focused up.
I don't think they care if they live or die.
Please talk. We have a civilian in custody.
I'm assuming you know who these guys are. Just give me something. I'll throw it up.
No.
No.
Contact.
Hmm
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the
death
of
No edge.
edge.
Blood or water?
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the
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the
of
the
Yippee!
close the fucking door
the
death
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the
death
Please put five minutes of effort in your streaming and the music.
What's wrong little buddy?
You've heard a song too many times and you're having a little spurg out in chat?
You good?
Aw.
Aw, just mute the stringing.
Let's re-exercise it.
I thought it was going to work.
Is the mayor okay?
I can't hear you!
We got this under control.
Thank you Jesus.
It's a billion good to go for evac.
Start moving.
What's up with you?
Stay calm.
Oh, hell no!
You're gonna grow up!
Eleanor talk. Civilian security.
Leave the talk.
Something is down. Crap your hands.
Yeah, stay cool bro, you're good, you're good bro.
I'm paranoid of this display now.
Drop your weapon!
bad dudes. So, you're not bad. I'm thoroughly looking forward to hearing the same songs
I've been listening to a lot of past 2 weeks on stream immediately after this one by the way check it out
Wham baby need you sound
I can't talk to the police, don't let them see me.
No!
No!
No more!
The honey's coming over here.
I actually got to hear the footsteps.
There are no footsteps.
the door!
Hmmmm, I...
Who's this?
What?
We killed the guy behind this, did he flop over there?
Weird.
Did we get kicked over there?
Oh yeah, he flopped.
Hey lady, wanna be in my cover?
I think there was three fellows in here.
of
Well, let's hope no one walks through the, uh, uh, adjacent hallway.
Yield murder peak stop reading chat you're right you're right he's right
of
Tripped it.
I played this game and it's hella hard.
I take back the snarky comments I made about you playing this single-player game.
Thank you, Chatter. Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Well, I think, uh...
I think we're going upstairs.
There might be some guys in this lobby.
Let's all go to the lobby.
Let's all go to the lobby.
Close the fucking door.
So we can get some snacks.
Yeah, yeah.
Classic Aiden cop.
Well.
It about to be BloodBath.com
All right, as with customary probably gonna get a stair guy in a second
I don't I don't understand I don't I don't understand that doesn't hit that guy I truly
do not I truly do not I don't I don't
oh tell me how that misses dude I don't understand have you tried aiming I'm
I'm... center mass, motherfucker?
If you're serious, go back to the Flashbang launcher.
Do not speak directly to me again.
I don't understand.
How's that not hit that guy?
I'm gonna leave the CCTVs unattended.
I'm surprised they haven't got the feed.
To watch the watchers.
is the riot shield suck I mean the fact that you guys are unable to fathom like the usefulness
of certain like like the mirror gun over like the shield or whatever just tells me very telling
very tall terrible terrible recoil on the weapon you have okay how come the
first bullet that shoots the miniature cannonball did not stagger that guy
Fuck
Yeah, I
If I just watch that shit back, it's gonna make me mad
It's not like I can watch first person anyway
Here me know me know me gloves
Noob
Rookie
Is there a trap there?
Shut up.
They've arrived.
They've arrived.
They've arrived.
I wish the AI wasn't that stupid.
There's two spots and
Very particular scenarios in which they will get stuck behind things on this level.
That's one of them.
Yeah, I wish they I wish they were I wish they weren't stupid, too.
Because if they weren't stupid, then they wouldn't have the laser sight.
Laser laser beam accuracy.
With one suspect down.
3 bullets, 3 dead guys.
Oh yeah, we got another guy.
a tain man. I'm told about that stair guy man. I don't get it. I actually don't get it.
The first bullet hit and the second one did not because of recoil. Why waste time picking
evidence if you're just going to miss the
stair shot in 20 minutes at Moonman.
Hmm. Excellent question. Excellent
question. Now instead of
contributing in a meaningful and funny
manner, why at me with stupid-ass
comments? Why? Stupid obvious question
comment. Why you do that. I'll friggin this.
Surprisingly did not lose much HP.
Was he talking to himself?
All this for SeaRank?
Yeah, maybe, man, maybe.
And when he got back, see if I won the audio guys on the team?
Yeah, I want to see his video beating this level dude.
I would love that.
you know you can turn down the difficulty hmm I think today will be a a day in which to very easily
not reach which normally it's kind of tough
hmm
easy peasy
Gigagurth, thanks for selling it.
Hmm, I think I'll write some dumb ass shit and have the streamer today.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm
This is protocol meow meow meow
We have an individual in custody
Stable now can't wait extra so
Yeah, we got shot a lot. I'm surprised we didn't take more damage. Maybe we did. Wouldn't
it be easier if you didn't let yourself get shot so much?
Suspect down and alive.
What armory are you using? Steelful?
We're going to verify our key code, stand.
Who yelled that?
is the door is cover so
do you think the Spurs win without Wimby or they bounce first round?
Wait, what makes us that huge?
Well, people still watch that raked ass NBA shit dude, that's crazy.
Stay calm.
People will watch the NBA, but in the same breath say wrestling is fake. Nice one dude.
Got it!
Navy Catholics was a-
Who deserves MVP, SGA or Wembie?
Ooh, SGA dude, who is that?
What sports not rigged?
Hmm.
Yeah, probably none of them, dude.
Golf? Yeah, golf. There you go. Golf's sweet.
I did not verify my card. Yeah, whatever.
You see that Bjork Loven made it to the SHL next season? Oh, that's crazy, man. That's crazy.
Sorry, I just had some drool running down the side of my mouth.
You think the Olympics are rigged too?
Um, depends, depends.
on what who's hosting
me me me me me me me me me me
we have ended the German Olympic SWAT rated better I don't know what that is
If Point Man was there most certainly though, let's just say that.
You think the Virginia map was rigged?
Yeah, but I mean it's kinda like a...
Like you did it, now we're gonna do a thing, you know what I mean?
Hehehehe.
The political maps have been gerrymandered since like the Inception of Political Maps, unfortunately, but...
What can you do, what can you do, they've always been that way, they're that way right
now and every single state that you live in, every single motherfucking district that you've
ever lived in has been gerrymandered in some way.
Who is gerrymandered?
There's a piece of shit dude.
Who the fuck is Jerry?
So, looks like a big gun, fella.
Well, I think I got a flash this guy. Maybe not.
Please.
This is so sad.
Alright, that's quite enough, quite enough.
I've been through a wooden door, what could go wrong?
So this chatter is operating on the assumption that I was always going to get shot in that
scenario but like I was operating on the assumption that maybe I could lean at just the perfect
angle for him to not even notice and then shoot him.
You know what I mean?
Save a flashbang.
I think you got to be wall banging doors more often.
I don't recall asking what you thought.
And actually I read pretty quick so I read a couple of pages of chat before you posted
And I don't think I ever saw anyone else like, ask what you thought as well.
Like, in that sea of text.
Like, in fact, I'm like 100% sure no one asked.
Literally nobody.
Weeeeeeah.
You see how I shot that guy?
And the chest.
And then he stopped shooting.
How come that didn't happen to Stairman?
Why not? This guy even has more armor than the guy who killed me on the stairs.
Whatever dude, whatever. Teleports!
Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Should I get closer?
Maybe you're right, dude. Maybe you're right.
Hold his flame, or if I see a red background on any text and chat, I'm not really okay with it.
Sorry.
I
Right
of
Oh
I put a bullet on each side of the guy's head by the way.
Oops.
I'll go with that.
The Fibulator likes your subit.
Honestly, a bogey in codes, thanks for gifted.
A-RON, thanks for subit.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The interface appears clean.
We got to get that suspect here.
Come out and get down!
Stay calm.
They were right behind me.
Entry team, talk. Civilian, get the gun for me back.
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death
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death
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Hello?
Watch my back, disarm him.
Get out of the ground now!
Hands off!
Drop to your knees!
Drop to your knees!
They're coming from the press, still here!
Press!
Turn around, keep your hands up!
We've got this in the control room.
They bring the whole fucking building!
Tom, it's a bit of a good to go for me back.
Don't get out of this!
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the
death of
the
death of
The mod won't even get you the achievement though, at Moon Moon.
Maybe not. Maybe not, dude.
Avocado carpet, thanks for sub-
Why would they leave their CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Boiling line feeds.
Let's give us a layout advantage.
Maybe not, dude. Maybe not.
He might be on to something, actually.
He might be on to something.
He may have conceived of an idea that literally no one else has, right now, in front of everybody.
It may be that the smartest chapter known to man has been birthed and has chosen this
exact moment to reveal himself before the world.
Lying dormant in wait, waiting for the perfect opportunities to show the world, like literally
like the Antichrist.
Okay, I'm not saying you are the Antichrist.
I'm not saying that.
However, there are comparisons to be drawn.
That's how Raccoon takes us over.
Panip, panip, panip, panip, panip.
I'm going to get you.
Get out of the ground now!
Get out of the ground now!
Leave the area. Officer, officers are outside. Come on.
Go to the exit. Stay quiet and stay low.
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death
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death
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I genuinely didn't think anyone was there because of how many bullets we fired in that
general vicinity. There's a guy there at Moon Moon. Thank you. Thank you.
Specter Lakes are sub-it.
I've seen a lot of the at-moon moons in paragraph formula.
Very bold to assume I would read more than two words today.
Very bold.
I'm gonna leave this easy, you're not intended.
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watching us.
Hmm.
Someone's writing their dissertation today into a shed.
Let me see those hands!
What's the subject?
I'm gonna leave this easy, you're not intended.
Stupid motherfucker.
We got one big colony suspect.
Where's the knife?
600 today at Moonman?
Maybe.
Probably.
I
Know that guy
You said a delish torta?
I've never had a...
I mean I've had good...
I've had okay tortas.
But what makes a truly great torta, I wonder?
A lot of the places I've gotten a torta from have been...
I feel like cubed their meat, you know, dogger them out.
That's shit weak.
Hey.
Okay, you-
She was blocking me. I couldn't get close enough.
He was gonna slip that corner and go pull the fucking fire alarm, dude.
And then when I dropped him, guess what?
Still ROE!
So I lost the underfucking points, cool.
All right.
All right!
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watching us.
Still having fun?
I mean a little bit. I mean I'm having less fun now that I've read your fact on that, but I can feel like I'm initially...
Back to the bed, thanks for the...
Play a little extra gifted.
Boom!
The DJ spin-lotten, 6 first 7.
And Yellow Swaggan, 6 first 7.
I'm good.
How was that guy not flashed?
Hello?
Oh he closed his eyes, brilliant play, brilliant play.
You see Quinn finally go ten out of ten on Ubers and PoE?
No man.
I did not see that.
That's so cool.
I'm going to minimize chat today.
Perl a little bit, perl a little bit.
Oh wait!
You mode only.
Nice.
Perl a little bit.
They leave the CCTVs unattended.
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
We can get eyes on the building from here.
We can get eyes on the building from here.
the building from here.
Nah man, that's really cool.
That's awesome, that's awesome.
I fell to my knees in the Nando's.
Leave the clock. Stuff back down.
Where did it find us? It's for sure.
Stuff back just deceased.
Dead AF.
Why am I closing?
I hope this is silent.
Watch my back, disarm me.
Hey shark, thanks for the service.
No.
I hope I got the keycard.
There ain't no fucking way, man.
C.S. moment.
I waited there for fucking five seconds.
He cryptid slid, but what? I was holding G!
Dude, he cryptid slid.
Fine.
Oh, yoyoy.
I was getting ready to combat him, but uh, second man's in the uh, the wedding reception
room had other ideas go to Kingdex or something hmm
she's a couple of force and magic that's cool yes it yet did you guys see
the queen got ten out of ten on reverse
us to see anything they're no longer hiding from watching us yeah that's cool man that's cool
that is cool still
oops
No one down there.
Yeah.
Huh?
Oh
I don't think there's anyone else over here.
But maybe.
perhaps
There's a person in the bathroom.
There's a snake in my boots.
We're coming for our safety.
Entering the cockpit.
Subnelling the kitchen.
Whoa, you guys got the golden cap on?
That's fucking rare.
The door's about to get kicked open, BTW.
Or not!
of
anyone in the air
I rarely see people in this room and I think that's primarily because they get pulled out
of here when I start fighting the whole way.
I don't know.
And today I've gotten like three people in this room.
Ooh, we got a Goopa in chat, that's cool.
Open monster energy
I'm gonna get you.
Minus six for seven.
Little bit of you.
Mr. Silly!
I heard some shuffling in here.
Who could it be?
It's you!
Hey, come open the door. Come on big man.
Shut the hell up.
Hey, is the lady in the chair alive?
Same way all this for a hundred months
Okay
God damn it
Brand
We've got to get stuff back here
Talking Ben he goes yeah, and then he goes off talking Ben
He goes boom and then says yes again
No
Kind of wounded
No.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Chocolate Rain.
Chocking Ben.
We just like chocolate rain remix talking been subject I feel like there's
potential a confluence of means is like means
Fuckin' kick the door, dude.
I like memes.
Am I losing? Because they are mine when you get to boss their levels like this one.
For me,
it's about the first of all, it's about learning, right?
learning the flow of the the level or bouse next it's like executing a
perfectly it's like synchronized swimming I mean we had dance routine and
then it's a matter of giving getting every step correct
Or as many as possible.
So it's like dancing?
Except I can't dance.
Duck it, Ray!
here.
We need to be quick here.
But it's like...
The dance that is trying to be learned is one that I'm making up.
That's what it feels like sometimes.
No point of reference.
So.
I'm lucky. Should've flashed that guy. That was hubris.
All my dears, all my dears! I'll bring back what I said. Let me get some coffee.
be load.
Actually, for you, shut the fuck up guy, let's see what you got, bruh.
Shut up, bitch!
Oh my god!
All right.
Oh my god.
plus three threats in a row, literally.
Fucking bitch!
Man, give me a break!
4807.
Oh my God.
I'm staying gold maybe.
Soooo.
Soooo.
mhm
vega obscura
how's that not the
uh... in the bigot
the attorney mode only off
was a bad mood i'm sorry chat
sorry
they voted for it
Overruled
It's Vega you've always said Vega yeah, but the time for us Vegas so
100
They want you to lock in
I want to lock in too it's hard it's friggin hard
Fuckin' hurt.
Ain't no one coming, Judge.
Didn't mean to kick that.
Two guys, I think this guy comes out from behind the cabinet.
What do you wait so long before shooting?
You'll figure out, buddy.
or not.
Boom.
Keycard acquired.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
of
the card acquired
our way
I just wanted to report, I didn't want it
and to keep in touch, she doesn't need to go free back
breaks your teeth
Please tell me the mayor is okay. Please believe me, Doc. We have a civilian on custody.
You saved me now.
Okay, the door
I don't think there's anyone in there.
Let's check, let's check.
Nope.
Kick the door.
Oh, there it is.
Oh, there we go.
Got picked last for soccer.
Any affirmations?
Dude.
I just don't know how talented you are at soccer you're a leader of men
we don't we don't think that long boys
How many guys on this floor?
kind of hate to see it. This game is giving me back problems. I sit in a very particular
position when I play this game, dude, it's fucking my back out, man.
The suspect is here!
Hmm, weird.
They don't.
the
I hope this old geyser is worth the trouble.
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Not good.
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The Valkyrie makes for 7.
And Novak makes for 7.
Give me that wedge back a bit.
Give me that wedge back a bit.
Dash flintlock, thanks for s-
Oops.
Why is my vision shadowy?
My character's wearing a mask.
So naturally that has to add a vignette.
No, it's not a shin-dai bird, no, no, no.
It's an anti-flashbacking bass.
is very stupid to do this
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
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Oh shit.
It was freaking trapped.
We are Giga wounded.
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of
of
no
I'm checking
Here are heavily wounded
Don't open the door
I can't tell if this is a guy or not.
What?
I don't see this dude.
It wasn't he moved.
That's two guys.
Three guys.
So, not really much we can do other than... go.
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death
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death
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Must be at the top, like, directly above me on the stairs or something?
I'm just...
There...
I'm about to get smoked by one of these roaming guys.
close the door basically one bullet from death
Washington, the Peloton GL, thanks, man.
Thank you.
Move there.
fucking doors open
I'm going to pull out the cannon for you now.
Watching from Samsung fridge.
Suspect is down, breathing.
Noise?
There's like two guys in the middle.
Oh, nothing really useful to us right now.
of
I don't think they move when they're posted up like that, but I could be wrong.
All right
He didn't move
We've got a dead suspect here.
I don't think there's anyone in here.
It's so quiet now.
What monster likes for a shield?
I think we get to go upstairs.
I wish I had been counting how many dudes we've killed.
Don't count the bodies.
What's my strategy to get up those stairs?
Clear inch by inch.
Not really any strategy.
What are you doing?
This is protocol.
I wanna talk.
The civilian was drained and ready to transport.
. We found something.
A laptop and a frequent e-emitter.
Up there
There were some goofy guys hanging around the stairs
I missed!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm fucking mace!
It seems like the fire alarm lures them out every time though, which is interesting to note.
I think...
I think the fire alarm being pulled is probably the worst thing that can happen on the level.
When it happens on the first floor...
It like really scrambles all of the enemies and shit, so...
That's why I quit that one time, that guard that, uh...
The jobber guard was gonna get by me because I was getting bodyblocked by Hausters trying to run.
This is like, he was gonna pull the firearm.
Hey, it was 17 out of 24 if we if we kill that
If we kill a guy coming on the stairs is 18 out of 24
There's at least four guys in the last room which means there's only two people upstairs that I need to get through before he gets the last room
normal
Quick pass.
Two plus two is full.
Two plus two is full.
Wrong.
We'll let it go.
I had my gun out though.
should have respected that. Which I named my Tomodachi Island. Well, I feel like it
can't be Epstein related. I feel like that's probably, like, a bit of play-down at this
point.
Like, I bet if they ran some, uh, some metrics or whatever, dude.
In America, what is the percentage of Tomodachi Islands that are named like Epstein-related
things?
Mermi, Mermi, I bet it's a lot.
Here's what it's called, Car Battery Destination Station.
I expect no less car batteries into ocean.
Tomodachi.
No, it's Tomodachi. Sorry.
What am I going to do to celebrate when I beat this?
Oh, I'll probably react pretty hard.
You know what I mean?
Probably get some good reactions.
Oh, no.
I'm pulling my wand out, nobody die, die dude.
Don't shoot me.
I don't even know if I got cover.
Oh
What are those got go
Okay, I demonstrated reaction demo for us, go!
Let's go, chat!
Let's go!
Go!
Let's go!
Is that tough?
Plus aura?
Let's go!
Is that tough?
Plus aura?
No clue where this guy went by the way.
Honestly, that gave me chills. Sorry, I forgot to put the chills warning. Chills alert! Chills alert!
Oh, he's not in here. That's good.
Where's your rifle what the fuck
Oh let's go let's go let's go let's go
chat let's go chat where's this dude's right black
go
hold on
Where did this gag go?
He gone.
Underneath him?
Shut up, bitch.
Clever spot. Never would have expected.
There's his rifle. You're actually right, I didn't even think of that. It's because
I thought the other guy was just like a normal military guy but no, the job regard picked
up that dude's rifle and ran away. We're now into things for some of the
storm addicts of it.
I didn't leave the CCTV unattended. Surprised they haven't cut the feet. Eyes on
CCTV access point. The interface appears clean.
Please when I get a piss so bad. Alright. This is the one. You might have to
Pissed yourself, though.
I'll ask Mark Crow and Dylan if there's anything else?
Does that guy ever fucking leave?
I hate you ma'am.
Play some crazy frog.
Ding ding.
I'm going to get you out of here.
I'm going to get you out of here.
Not good. Not good. Oh, he's running back.
Oh, that's a lot of ammo down.
Ow, ow!
Why waste any time getting civs and guns when you'll probably die a new one?
You know, someone asked me that question earlier today and I got really mad.
but I won't get mad at you.
Instead, I will calmly explain
that it is the difference between a 100% run and an any% run in speedrunning.
Do you know that? Do you know what I'm talking about?
Are they hated speedrunning?
Yeah, I like to make shit up too, what's up, guys?
Just making stuff up today.
BAM!
Speedruns typically involve completing the level?
Yeah, speedruns are famously completing every level in every run.
Yeah, I'm stupid as fuck. What's up, dude? Hey.
What's up, dude?
Speeder on something, then? I mean, I kinda am right now. Am I doing it well? No, no.
Have I even completed it once? No, no, no, no. Are we going fast? Yes.
Any more questions?
Just kidding, I'm not going to read them, so...
What the?
I don't think there's anyone in here!
What I have for breakfast 8 days ago?
Dick?
Dick?
of
the
of
the
two boys
One.
One.
We got one thing.
Hard true solo record is 151 seconds.
So no the fuck you are not.
Wow, that guy killed everyone and secured all the evidence in two minutes.
That's crazy, man.
Me when I try to own the streamer?
Yeah, I think I'm...
When are we gonna type some stupid ass shit?
Yeah, when are we gonna type some stupid fucking shit right now?
Dude, I literally said 100%.
100%.
100%
You got own chatter take the L dude just take the L and shut up dude just take the L and shut up
Just take the L and shut up dude, okay, have a seat like this
Me or me or me oh
Watch my back, disarming.
When I finished this level I was able to go back and secure all the evidence before the
mission ended? That's cool, man. How many more? Real and true? Okay, well, we're finally
missed one, you know what I mean? I'm gonna mentally remember where every piece of gun
got scattered ever blowing someone's brains out.
There's a lot of talking going on specifically in my direction.
So you didn't want any mode only?
It's literally just like the usual suspects that are trying to piss me off right now.
It's not gonna work.
You're getting ignored, by the way.
I will not be reading your shit.
else we're good dapps you will do do do no one
That's cool point man
I can't remember if we activate our key card
I'm not sure.
I should be able to come back down.
I'm not sure.
Finally, I only zipped out your leg and stand up.
Oh, I've got the fucking ledge.
I'm gonna play Heroes of my Magic next week.
Which one?
Die in Naserothic's Forgifting?
Mokami Eegi, this was a...
The new one. Hmm, I see.
Gonna have to sell me a little hard man.
Olden Age?
Is it Epic or Cringe?
I just wish they would remake...
Three.
Because I really like the graphics in Three.
I got him pretty sure there's a third guy that shot at me just now though
They seem freeze, he froze and bled.
Oh, he's afraid.
Oh there reminds me of three.
Dude.
so good. Holy guacamole, dude.
play three. It's so good. Three so good. Whatever happened to NPC streamers, dude? Yum, yum,
Yum yum.
They still there.
I don't believe you.
Lost their jobs to AI.
Truly the most saddening AI job loss incident.
Get up.
We're not here for you.
Refuse the presumpt-
I'm just gonna end the custody and ready for transport.
Marvel Reese the New York football giants?
That's awesome, man.
That is cool.
Please give me more updates on your favorite sport.
There are two guys in here.
I cannot hit this guy.
We could go for the Raptors are losing.
Oh, that sucks, man.
That really sucks.
Actually, I might be able to get this guy.
day well sorry ma'am
Please act interested?
I can't, dude.
I don't watch sports, man!
Not because I'm...
Got straight.
Unfucking believable, dude.
Then he went to the right and then to the left.
There's no telling where this guy is, I'm gonna be honest.
Forge.
If I clear this guy on the left, he's gonna repeat me and just execute me, dude.
It's so fucked up.
Well, guess I gave it.
Keep turning around.
Bro, I'm not winning a gunfight with these, the perfectly accurate strafing guys, but
Even if I'm looking directly at that motherfucker when he starts doing it, bro, I'm getting
railed and I'm dying.
It's just the way that it is.
That's the strength man.
I think I have one more wedge
I
Mama Mia
We think of arsenal bottling the league to man city
Oh, what'd I go? I think we should go out for some, some fishing and some jibbys.
Talk about it now with some, some Kerry covered frog jibbys.
Fuck you! Stop talking to me!
The most British song in the world.
This isn't British.
at moon moon you got to use your teammates as bait
and get a uh a chase scran lad chip buddy did you have to read that book where the dude
fuses fingers together with Silver City British book. No.
Tuna chunks a gig of health exhibit. Hello!
I think you'll get a two-man against shout-out today no, but don't not try
We have a civilian in custody and ready for transport.
Change of sport, right in front of you.
No, I can't.
Hooligan's son or slag daughter?
Hmm.
It's like I'm hearing voices from in here.
How is that possible?
Money, money, money!
Loja, loja, money! That's how it goes around.
Enduratizing for substances if you read this, you are gay. Got it.
Any percent gay speedrun?
I was like yes the room's clear no man
Was not clear
No geloja money
Whoop it out
It's like I have like 10 seconds I swear to God my mentally did not see that guy
It's my favorite food of all time, probably pizza man, I know that's kind of basic
And I heard to be the good pizza
What toppings
These are tell you which toppings I don't like
Word is nice yeah I don't like I don't like when they got like chunks of tomato
on pizza I don't like onions on pizza I don't like mushrooms on pizza I like
olives on pizza sometimes I don't like pineapples
If I went to a place with like fresh mushrooms, I would probably, I'd probably be honest,
Because I do like mushrooms.
Painful.
Well, like, when you think of mushrooms from, like, a fast food pizza place, dude,
that shit is, like, canned and it's just kind of gross, kind of floppy.
Kind of like...
Your local pizza place makes the mushrooms crunchy.
Yeah, that would be good.
I have to cut you for our safety.
Thank you, God, we have a civilian in custody.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Like the grilled mushrooms with butter and peppers? Yeah I'm sure that shit I'm
sure that shit good. Okay are you done moving? We're doing a risky peek.
That's okay. We're pretty wounded. We were a little too far to the right when we
open the door yeah definitely definitely pizza I like I like a New York style a
good New York style pepperoni pizza a little bit of Parmesan some red pepper
flakes dude.
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Just pepperoni though?
If you're in peace with more than two ingredients you're kind of just like...
He's kind of overdoing it.
Hi, I'm out.
Hey, I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
That's too much shit.
I feel that way about a lot of things, though, I don't like it when my hamburger is too big
for me to like take a full bite out of it, I don't know, or if it's like inconvenient.
Barbecue chicken pizza?
I mean, that's like a fast food invention and I'm sure it's fucking disgusting, I've never had it personally, but...
of
a
a
a
a
I miss.
Yeah, I like spicy pizza. I've had pizza where the sauce is made like deliberately spicy. That's just so good. Oh my god.
Oh my god, spicy tomato sauce.
You ever had a calzone? Of course. That's, that's Pizzo 101. I don't really like calzone.
Security device.
Bowie, nice reception.
It might be too much bread.
For me.
Stop distracting me with pizza.
You love bread though?
Yeah, which is pretty tellin'.
Chocolate glaze donut DQ Blizzard?
Uh, I like the Oreo one.
I'm kind of a basic bitch, man.
to be honest. Where is this guy? This guy is right here. Reveal
myself. Okay. I hit G to throw my grenade, right? And then I let go of it briefly for
Like literally a split second, like, did it, like that?
If you do that, your grenade gets thrown every time.
Every time.
Yeah.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feet.
Get eyes on the building from here.
It's my biggest pet peeve.
Uh, people who talk over other people.
It's my biggest pet peeve, to be honest.
I think that's why it's hard for me to talk when I hear voices in games.
Now that I have the gun.
Your new boss is a Serial Sentence Finisher?
I'm sorry, man.
That has to be infuriating.
come out slowly it cherry on top of like the person who interrupted and someone
else doesn't like say what were you saying insert person here like they
just say their thing and then like there's like no awareness that someone
else was talking
Not good. Don't open the door. Don't open the door.
Beep beep beep beep beep. Fuck.
I ate Jersey mice for the first time in my life today, as exactly as Mid is expected.
Okay, what'd you get though?
What'd you get though?
And how did you get it?
The chicken-cheese-take thing like the cold-special take-out.
Okay.
I'm not gonna judge you.
Okay, Chad is gonna judge you.
All right, let's be clear.
I'm not judging.
Go back one time.
Get the- get the number five.
Mike's way.
Okay.
All right, buddy.
Oh, no.
Uh-oh.
I
He's right to my right, I think.
Who else is getting pulled?
Where were they stacking?
I thought...
They're on the other side of the door, just like...
Number 44 and number 8 rate that.
I've only ever gotten a number five at Jersey Might.
Any meal?
I had the Jolly Bee X Final Fantasy XIV meal for the in-game emote and my god that shit is mid.
What the fuck is Jolly Bee?
Isn't that like a Korean restaurant or some shit?
Filipino? Oh!
Where you going, buddy?
Big sorry, man. Big sorry.
What chips do you get, why is it spicy dill?
Your spicy dill chips might actually be the best chips.
Truly.
Does Jollibee have a pan-slip?
Does Jollibee like, Panda Express equivalent?
Or what?
It's like KFC.
I mean, in terms of like, food.
That's my ball!
I knew there was got pizza the whole way!
I knew they were there, dude.
Exactly, it's KFC.
Oh, wait!
I knew they were there, dude!
Ooooooh!
Exactly, it's KFC.
Right, I had some Popeye's mashed potatoes and gravy like a month ago or some shit, dude.
I swear to God, that shit was straight up like cafeteria food, tier, dude.
American school system cafeteria tier food dude.
Ah!
Nothing tastes good anymore man.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprise them and cut the feed.
To watch the watchers.
You gotta cook your own food if it's like that for you, bro.
It's not hard.
I'll tell you what.
You could feel that way because you're sad.
like depressed but if you're not depressed maybe you just need to try new food dude you
have to understand eating and enjoying food is like equivalent it's equivalent to getting
a good night's sleep in terms of like emporers.
Stay down and turn around.
Stay down.
What the hell?
Elephant talk. Suspect is in our custody. Requesting transport.
You gotta...
If you don't enjoy eating, or you're not like enjoying what you're eating...
I think that's a problem, an L problemo, even.
Udi Udi, this is your six hundredth try.
Oh, let's win.
of
stop talking to us
We only enjoy Jersey Mike's number five
Um
That's big problem
I've been eating four-year-old MREs for the past year, cheap and easy, cost approximately
3.20 per male.
What?
Make sure you can swing...
I don't know anymore actual animat-
I'm a reporter.
Whenever I'm asking something to get out there, I can do it, okay?
I think it's on number five, it's just a regular sub.
It's good compared to dog water like Subway but not as good as quality local place.
Yeah.
No one, no one disagrees with you.
My project Zomboid character Doctor Baseball just died, can I get a pen nod?
No, however I'm sorry.
Rest in peace Doctor Baseball, basketball.
You're gonna stop talking to me.
I can feel that I haven't locked in dude.
I
Text six for seven
I got a lock-in dude
I'm doing what you said!
Head to the exit.
Opposite the window, go to the exit, stay quiet, and stay low.
Shit!
He's gonna blow the alarm.
Unfortunately.
I'll see you, thanks for 7.
I wonder if I even hit that guy the first time.
They're moving around, Dave. This is a disaster.
Coley, thanks for 100 months.
Hello?
Watch my back. He's on me.
The alarm just fucks me dude. I gotta piss. I'll be right back.
This is not the drone.
This might be where we went to the transformer.
Holy fucking shit dude.
I can search the altar.
Oh, it's the skull. Ah!
Willow-Lory.
Thirteen! Ha-ha! Peace out!
I'm gone, pussy!
Farewell!
Goodbye!
Spooked ya!
I got the skull, guy.
We missed
Big mistake
I have a trident.
We're losing your baby!
Run!
Run!
He's so thin.
I'm gonna get him.
He's sexy.
Oh, I got squished!
Oh!
Oh, no.
Oh, I'm fucking...
...wintened.
Power.
Ancient.
And full of wonder.
Okay.
Uh-huh.
I have greatly ever since the arch wizard classes.
Well deserved though.
you read an invitation in her eyes let the moment pass we should head back
I
Just you enjoyed your evening
It may be some time before you're afforded another such night
Mama Mia
I'll see you guys Thursday, boys.
So, my wife came into my office and announced that she had picked up two hitchhikers.
And that they were at my house.
Why on earth would you do that?
Basically, my wife saw that these guys were being ignored, you know, rightfully, and my
wife went to go help them and they told her what they were trying to do, which I can't
remember.
Apology script.
I'm alone in the house.
It's 1 a.m. and I just wanted to say sorry to all my fans that have disappointed, but
Most importantly, my sponsors, I'll do better next time.
Cry here for sympathy.
This isn't scripted, this is from the heart.
Please take the evacuation seriously, it was a mistake.
I shouldn't have joked about it.
Love all of you.
Well, well, well, if it isn't the pussy.
Nice crystals on your staff at Jordan there.
Do you charge them all up by yourself?
You look like the guy that would.
Not to brag or anything.
I killed at least 30 dogs today.
What'd you do?
your crystals, loser. No one loves you. Catch you later, little guy.
Cars also already been looked at. Save the engines, good.
The engine is completely destroyed.
Never mind, maybe someone else already crashed with it.
Oh yeah!
Isn't this cutie's car?
Wait, this is where-
These are people.
Oh my god, it is for the clip, dude!
Are you city people, rather?
Finally, if I ever see another goddamn canister-
We did it, comrade!
Not damn it!
Slow your roll, glove. I did it.
I provided moral support.
Yeah, whatever.
i guess you helped a little how are you feeling that question doesn't really apply to me but thank you for your concern i am fine are we ready to leave now
I think you should stick around.
Holy fuck!
The game is back.
Oh, is that the time I'm hard?
Holy fuck, dude!
That's the end of Welcome to the Game 2, by the way.
oh man wait no son that I think that was the fuck I can't remember was that
that signal
oh y'all mind if I lock in real quick
when are you beating dead signal I thought I did but I maybe I did
I'm poop sack and BTW
Stay here do not get in our way
Rhymo's extra 7
I'll be alright buddy.
I've been burned by a guy left to that door frame so many fucking times.
of
of
There's a lady in the bathroom.
Enter team Cog, set up the enemy team for fighting traitors.
I do not believe there is any wood out here.
We're still going to get a bathroom lady as well.
I'm going to be careful on the right.
Do not forget bathroom ladies.
I'll get you.
Shoot!
No!
No!
Ben?
of
Volpex, thanks for God 7, appreciate it.
Thank you.
Yeah, one dead suspect here.
Mr. Bec, that thing's for sale it?
Can't help seeing it coming up right.
This is critical.
I can't stop you.
Zidane is in custody, requesting escort.
Disarm him.
Who the hell are these guys?
We're Star Fox.
Oh my god, oh god.
I wonder how many rooms total I have to clear.
probably like 30. It's a very high number.
Where the fuck did he go?
Oh
It could have been that hostage that kicked the door open.
If it's not then I suppose we're dead, because I'm walking out there.
I don't know how many there are, but these motherfuckers mean it!
We have a civilian in custody.
God, I almost full cleared that side too dude. That's so sad.
That's so fucking sad, man.
It was in fact not a hostage to kick that door open, fellows.
It was the T-100 Super Soldier.
I was looking for a song.
Close gigamore, derp, derp, derp, they should zip it.
walk in B2K, they dribble.
This auto playlist is gonna fuck that, but whatever.
of
I don't know.
It's a killing device.
I just have to be looking at the door when I get close to it.
The fuck that part is, when they breach, it puts them in a different kind of animation
where they're like super easy to kill, but that's not a breach.
That's just them kicking the door open and then instantly shooting at it.
I think what we'll do is we're going to.
Instead of checking.
The main hallway double doors.
I think we checked the wedding room first.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed to watch the watchers.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I don't know what I'm talking about.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Falling live feeds.
This could give us a lay-out advantage.
I'm just going to restart them.
up so god mother extra seven he always gets his man k shoplet
I think it's a little bit.
Are you going in there, Billy?
I think we know.
and
Oops.
I took so much damage from that first guy dude.
Oh my god, does he try?
Try all the time.
In this institution.
Oh
How do they leave the CCTVs unattended surprise they haven't got the feed you can get eyes on the building from here
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Now on the top, take a look at the cut and prep for your bag.
Try some time and then we'll get it up.
Securing the trap.
I swear I heard a guy over there.
Okay.
Just a minute.
Go, Dash.
Let's go.
Go, Dash.
Oh, sit back down.
Leave the talk. We've got a dead suspect here.
They're everywhere. Please don't leave me here.
I want you to talk. Civilian standing by for trailers.
They're everywhere. Hurry!
Everything you talk. Civilian gonna go for you back.
I just want to find...
No, I don't.
of
the
Waited to see if he was gonna move
Oh, my kickin' foot's damaged.
Kickin' foot!
Damon, thanks for settin'.
Durgan McHawk, thanks for settin'.
three
frog
four
loopy goober makes for silk
Thank you.
I'm taking this all right?
You're going to be okay.
Holy shit, thank you.
Elevator, civilian restrained and ready to transport.
You in suit? Thanks for 7. 1 million.
of
the
death
of
death
of
I don't think I was shooting at him!
I don't think I hit that guy. I don't think I was aiming too high.
I'm sitting like a motherfucking shrimp, dude.
Markendon, thanks for subbing.
Why did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
To watch the watchers.
I'm lucky.
Also, I think we'd be... I think we'd check the staircase when we get there.
First, instead of the hallway we already cleared.
That was stupid.
Stupid.
This guy's dumb as hell.
I haven't been in the guys in here like five times in a row, dude.
Hell.
Dude, thanks for 7.
This guy is directly behind the door.
Oh, that was a nice fucking head, dude.
That was a nice head, man.
Henry Suki, thanks for selling it.
There he is.
Point men's on the way to clear the mission.
Right by Bukaki, thanks for selling it.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Eyes on a CCTV access point.
The interface appears clean.
burning poop champics for 109. They do be burnin'.
Dude.
I
Just get a man just get that's a little swamp prank
It's gonna be good to go for you back.
Focus up, dude.
All right, we have an adversary in the murder room.
I got to itch my nose.
Bad.
Furious.
Where's the...
Where's the...
Where's the...
Where's the...
Where's the... Where's the... Where... Where's the... Where... Where... What?
Got it.
Security device.
What do you...
probably should have checked
Okay!
That dude that's a shadow
I'm seeing ghosts
I can't remember if I checked this.
Alright.
You gonna kick the door, you super piece of shit?
of
There's a guy in here.
I'm almost dead dude.
That's so fucked up.
It's so fucked.
It's so fucked up, man.
Why'd he do that?
Why'd he do that?
Six point, thanks for seven.
Why'd he strafe door at perfect time to shoot me with gun? Why'd he do that?
Why my why my bullet not killed that other guy that just killed me by the way with one shot?
Right now, thanks for something. You guys bite your nails.
May?
It's split down to middle. Alright, maybe more nays.
I can't even get off this floor today and
even get off this friggin' blower, dude.
What if I kick every door open, dude?
Where's that emo?
I can't read well there's a guy let's try and make it to the next floor shall we
He ain't coming.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow.
All right, we're gonna open the store go inside and then the guys gonna come in and fucking shoot us watch
When we have no cover like literally when we get like right here is gonna come in
Maybe not
I think he's in the albus.
Broccoli, thanks for subbing.
Last stream, a lot of people said they didn't like broccoli, which kind of surprised me.
I feel like broccoli is pretty...
pretty okay.
The thing is, is like, a lot of people make... when they cook their broccoli, they make it kind of mushy.
Which is fucking gross. Mushy broccoli is gross.
I like that shit when it's firm.
Well, let's get the door kicked open, shall we?
I can't think of anything less appetizing than Mochi Broccoli, actually.
You know I like Brussels sprouts. Them shits delicious.
Now through the door, Antics.
We've got to get suspect here.
Keep your hands behind your back.
I'm trying me trying
This motherfucker again man.
dude like you see what the fuck I mean it's so fucked up man it's so fucked up it's so
I was full age for you though. It's so fucked up man!
You know the correct way we deal with that is we wait.
We literally sit there and we wait for him to come back into the room if he even does.
And as soon as he begins walking into the room we throw that flash and then we get him.
That's how we kill that guy.
Alternatively, shoot at 49 MS, predicting him moving from the left side of the door there.
We even had like cover. I mean it was wood but...
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
We got railed.
Surprised they haven't cut the feet.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding but watching us.
It's crazy, dude.
I take solace in knowing that there was one chatter today who said that he understands
how hard this is now and he's sorry for talking shit.
I take solace in that, dude.
He was lying.
We've been grinding this for at least 50 hours now, don't feel bad.
This strategy definitely isn't like the best one.
I think I know what this is.
I think I know what this is.
All the alarm and ran away
Great
That's crazy, we didn't get anyone else.
There's hit myself with a rickshaw.
What the hell, he?
Well, the alarm probably put the entire floor on us.
I think.
Nice boots, thanks.
We should be on the other side.
I think he ran in there.
Literally just gonna have to blindly throw flashbangs, by the way.
Actually, not that wounded.
Surprising.
You see how fucked up it gets when that alarm goes off, though?
We got, we got terminators roaming the motherfucking halls right now.
Fucking hell, man!
You're regularly moving at the same time instead of this jank-free lean stutter step that never works.
It fucking- oh my god, dude, I'm not, I'm not getting mad at you. I'm not.
You're insane. You are an idiot.
You dumpies of shit.
Oh!
Wait, are you serious?
Dude, you're not serious, you can't be.
That's how you explain this game, ain't easy for sure.
He's not playing!
He's just typing random bullshit to make me mad, dude.
He's right beside me!
Is it working? Yeah!
That shit was hell of a...
How come a trainer beat the survive tries but it's taking you six hundred?
I don't know man.
Oh.
Oh.
Truly do not know.
I truly do not know.
Yeah, I got a lot of people talking here right now, stop it.
You guys can't, it's not gonna make me laugh, I promise.
of
swat
of
is absolutely unbelievable in anyone but I guess they just didn't move
I don't know what these are for control.
Sup guys, sup.
Hey, look who's back there!
SHIT!
Weird.
Weird.
weird
he saw me
is is it really though that's happened like 600 times
hmm
meme alex is up
Why bother with sieves and evidence at this point?
I can't get out of here.
I don't know how many there are.
They told you how many things you can't get out of here.
He's down on your knees, Hands up!
Hands up, do it now! Put your hands up!
Let me see those hands.
I'm so sorry I'm getting dizzy.
of
of
them
of
of
of
of
of
of
Stay calm.
They're everywhere. Please don't leave me here.
Everything's locked. So don't stand by the trailers.
Over. Please.
getting our way all that stuff they were saying they just
won't talk, they got some guys in the security
stay here who the fuck are you for being over this
Elephant will talk, civilian restrained and ready for transport.
Disarmed trap!
Weird?
How did the door open?
and
and
anyone else just for no
We need to talk, so don't let me get the gun for you back.
We're just news.
Tell me something. You go through all the...
What's going on?
of
I
Over here
I'm gonna get smoked by this guy.
You want upstairs?
Okay.
of
I'm all the way! I'm all the four of them!
I have to tell you for our safety. Please, please.
We have a civilian out of custody.
Is the mayor okay?
The last time you hit an explosive prep?
We've been a while
I have lay inverted now normal mouse
house.
of
of
what up
not here for you
this is gonna make a hell of a story
i'll need to talk to the only thing custody requesting escort
you gotta be careful
oh god here
Oh
I walk in triple killtakes for 7th.
I thought he was in the hallway over there, hey, hey, hey!
that's not good
that's not good
We have one death suspect here.
Hmm, it's like a guy in a press room.
of
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but not even bugging through that guy, right?
I gotta pee, pee or pee.
Yes, me lobe.
I don't think I owe your wife a blue horse now, guys.
It's all over!
Nooooooooooooooooo!
Uh oh the luck!
Any ideas for a name?
I didn't work-
Should I call them?
And then you're 1995 in fucking Finland?
Huh?
It's a video game.
Okay?
Your modern solutions for getting my car, my tractor, flipped over the proper way
It's not something that exists in the unfinished beta fucking video game, man.
What straps?
What fucking straps, man?
Vivek is a cuck.
And Max knows how to fuck, as you can see.
Thanks for watching, everyone.
I'll check you out at the polls.
Uh, January 1st. Love you.
Well, time to die.
And now you're crippled, bro. And whose fault is that?
We're in single fire. I'm gonna fucking lose it, dude.
How do we get hit in the throat? Dude! Dude!
Oh my god! We got three tapped by a fork! Man! Oh my Jesus! I'll be back tomorrow.
She can't get down, dude.
I'll move but you have to marry me first
what's your name my name is Eugene oh right I remember that what's your last
name.
And sell arc.
That's how I met my wife.
That's a good name. My name is?
What?
Vladimir Pupin.
I wouldn't have guessed.
Now move!
So that I can go out and have some fun.
That's what I'm supposed to do.
You
of
the
and
I'm poop stackin hard boys
all
I
Vitter arm and Gucci messiah thanks for selling we're kind of getting owned I
Saw that the guy who beat this in five tries or ten tries has three thousand plus hours of dark
Words
This game is easier, Tarkov.
I mean, it depends. I think the Scavs and Tarkov are probably less bullshit than the
use of this game, but...
The point in that game, for that long, would definitely help
taking angles of the chair, right?
I don't know.
on the block you played overwatch for years too oh shit okay
my bad
a lot of a lot of leaning and overwatch
I did not hit that guy.
It's not made out of wood?
Urm...
of
alarms been pulled
and
one of the guy from there to kill me
It's a kill me device.
Could be when I explain to Moon how the different types of lean work.
Please explain it, bro. I want to hear it.
Don't move, state parties.
Explain them.
Leave the talk.
We have a civilian in custody and ready to transport.
Watch my back disarming.
rescue any true this is free lean this is regular lean not wrong
they didn't say I didn't say that guy beat it because he was a tarco for I'm
saying he has transferable skills that made it easier for him to be undeniable
That's undeniable.
Oh, I didn't Tarkov was ex-belt cam.
Whoops.
Whoopsie!
Oh, I'm cold down there
Do you think someone with 600 times could beat it in five just as easy to
I
Think I'm just shit. Yeah, I'm gonna shit. Do you miss either yourself?
It's like a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
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Stay calm.
And boys,
we have a civilian in our company.
It's the target.
I have a target for our safety.
Tell me the target.
It's a civilian who could be gone for a week back.
You're down six million points.
I gotta do it for the believer.
Hands up now! Put your hands up!
Fuck you! Hands in your head!
Do it now! Let's do it!
Man!
We got one mentality, stop that!
He shot my fanny bag!
of
what I go back to unsigned was done
doesn't matter
None of this matters.
It don't matter.
None of this matters.
In the fucking bathroom.
Oop, time to get shot in the back.
Yippee!
What's up?
Cool.
three
three
three
three
What effect is this having on here island?
A great deal of erosion.
None of this matters.
I can't remember if I activated my keycard.
Cumber.
I don't think so.
If I attempt 1000, I'll be doing lando molari cosplay.
I'm dead.
I'm not dead.
Me when I name an obscure, like F1 driver.
You have to see it first
I'm dead
Oh
Well guys
There's one more dude, I think.
Okay, that was not him yelling.
We've got a dead suspect here.
Yeah, coffee on my fingers, dude.
Ew, sticky!
Ew, eww.
Does it ever have Nickelodeon movie maker when you were a kid?
I thought she was tired.
No?
Wait, really?
It was just Windows movie maker, but with like Nickelodeon characters.
Spider-Man cartoon maker clears.
Never used it.
I heard you, okay?
Stay here.
Never play Sim Tunes?
No.
Oh, it's non-secure.
You made a funny movie that's lost forever?
Dude, it was probably just like...
Rocko farting or some shit.
You replace streets of rage too.
Nay.
Please just reach one though.
Which one is Agar, dude?
The big Larry's middle?
The mayor?
Oh, that's final play.
and ready to transport me when it's time to make the sequel to final fight me when
it's time to make the sequel to Final Fantasy.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
Is that the one with the dinosaurs?
I'm pretty sure that's the one with the dinosaurs.
We're playing Lego Island?
No.
Lego Dees.
Did we get these guys?
I think so.
Yeah.
Nope.
Something is down, a freeway.
This shit make my back hurt? Oh no.
No.
I'm unfortunate.
Top two mini clip game?
I played like a tank game.
I remember that.
We are in trouble.
We got dudes running all the- I don't even know where that motherfucker- am I blind?
I truly have no idea where that guy was.
Mars mining game, we had to go deep in the ground.
Is that the incremental one, or ever where you bought the upgrades and shit?
What was the one Flash game where it was like an RPG and you like leveled your dude up?
But they had like really tall uncanny like characters or whatever?
No dynamite?
It's one that a lot of people have played.
Yeah, it was swords and sandals. That's the one.
Or adventure quest.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Ugh!
The system's still running.
If it left it on, someone turns back on the monitor rest.
They have the classic swords and sandals on steam.
Neat?
Is it epic?
epic. You guys play that new vampy survivors game. Eh, I'm probably just gonna die, actually.
Then I die like Sony, I better play Sonic.
You're burnt down Survivor slot?
The new Vampire Survivor game is like a...
It's like a card game.
It's not like, uh, you know, move around and kill stuff around you game.
It's a cardigan.
It sucks.
Deck, deck, slop.
Mega Bonk sucked.
No, Mega Bonk was sweet.
It was sweet.
Suck the watch.
suck the watch sorry to hear that
I thought it was cool.
I like to play Richie McGon.
Richie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Excalibur.
Oh, well, thanks for something.
You were right behind me.
Leave the talk. It's really good to go for you back.
Where's your gun? Oh, well.
Oh, well.
Oh, well.
Oh, well.
that's my fault you take on battle toads and double dragon instead of
genesis I put that in super nintendo I think
it was cool didn't they make it on Super Nintendo am I done
hmm I think I think we just restart took too much damage there at first we
did not take too much damage but it's too fucked
like the first guy that the trash from the right we barely took any damage like
our arms got wounded but it doesn't really fuck a matter
I
Fantastic
How do they leave the CCTVs unattended
Surprise they haven't cut the feet pulling live seats. It's good to have us a layout advantage
Yeah, we'll see
What happens if the hard time gets upstairs?
Can you at least get one good run in tonight?
Sure buddy, I'll do it for you.
Sure champ.
Sparlin said things were so...
Dude, this one's for you, bro.
Well, cancer's a good run.
I don't know.
Like, there's just never a guy there, dude.
There's literally never a guy there, dude.
There's a there almost never a guy there dude
Well I play Starfield again depends on what kind of mods they got
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended
I'm surprised they haven't cut their feet.
Cameras are still active.
They were likely being watched upon entry.
Bouda Maud.
They made mods for that trash?
Yeah, I mean, there's a very dedicated Mauding community for Bethesda games for some fucking
reason.
I can't think of a bigger fluke than Bethesda becoming popular.
I actually can, at least in terms of gaming, right?
Video game companies.
They're aren't dedicated, but Bethesda modders, dude.
It's co-easy.
Okay, let's hope that she got on the ground because I pointed my gun at her, not because
there's a guy about to leave that room and then shoot me in the face.
Welp.
Okay, so, well, incoming alarm in two seconds.
can't see okay man oh no well let's just trip it
we're not alone
Marlin was cool.
Oh no.
Wait, we got him.
Where we go?
where did that come from please don't be the stairs
I don't know where else could be because I don't think this guy in there might be.
All the three remaster coming.
Could be good.
Could be good.
Could be good.
Could be good.
I like the Oblivion Remaster, or whatever the fuck it was.
Remaster, Remake.
They have all three so much worse than 1, 2, and New Vegas.
Uh, why?
First of all, 1 and 2 are completely different games, okay, so you can't really compare them.
Mew mew mew mew mew mew.
Whoop-a-poo.
There he is.
We leaned out too far.
There was swine, but you actually aimed in mattermunch because your gun skills would
throw off shots.
That was annoying.
I mean, you're playing on console anyway, right?
So, I mean...
Big whoop.
Big whoop.
Do they even release Blothrey per PC?
Like at first.
Yeah.
But most people probably play that console, right?
I didn't mind, like, the...
You know, the...
The lower your skill, like, the bigger your reticle ship.
I didn't mind that.
But I can see why someone would mind that.
Who, thanks for 7.
He's still by Fallout 3 somewhere?
Yeah.
Is that shit not available on epic steam?
It's available everywhere.
Yeah, that's a weird question.
Why would you try that Cheddar Assay?
Is he from the future?
Time traveler Cheddar?
Hmm.
A future where you can't get Fallout 3 anymore?
A future where you can't get fallout 3 anymore
Hmm
What are you hiding?
Three hasn't aged well
Yeah, I don't know, I'm gonna be honest, I don't really trust your guys' opinions on video games.
I played New Vegas somewhat recently, I still have fun.
Was that door open when I just looked?
Was that door open when I just looked?
Yes.
Was it?
Actually, no.
I did not hear that door fucking open, dude.
Oh!
Oh!
Mod detected unofficial score.
Yeah, we got the no talk mod, dude.
I did not hear that door open.
Poopy Poopy, thanks for subbing.
Done!
I think Fallout 3 is perfectly fine.
Fallout 3 is one of those games where, I mean, me personally don't smoke we need more, but like...
I can see someone like hitting the bog and then just like...
Jacking in and playing Fallout for a little bit.
I do my best transform sound
Does I like bumblebee
Oh
Meow meow meow
Wait was there guy in the corner?
Nate
2
He wasted so much time cupping civvies I'm picking up guns you think you should give yourself one more day
Maybe also I'm streaming early tomorrow
Three yield epic
And yeah, we're doing a
play epic co-stream of uh game expo
with who?
me, myself, and I
I'll be... I gotta use the uh... the co-streaming feature or whatever. That's what I'm at.
Uh-oh.
The required to not talk shit about the games.
There was no not talking shit clause, no.
That said, and I said it the last time we talked about this, I've watched a lot of
game expo shit on stream and I've been been pretty what's the word I mean you
guys are assholes let's just be honest about that shit you'll post resident
sleeper in chat I try to be like yeah I mean this looks okay you know I mean
And that's kind of like the general...
Bullshit.
Okay, sure.
Sure thing, Twitch chat.
Where'd he go?
Oh my god.
I think I went this way.
Oh!
You're just cynical?
Yeah, you guys are definitely way more cynical than me when it comes to, uh, watching that
show.
I'm gonna be honest.
If I'm not interested, I'll try to just skip.
Are you guys coming out or what?
Does 99% of games suck ass these days?
That's a you problem, ma man.
Will I be playing any of the games featured on the expo?
Probably not.
Probably not.
I don't think 99% of games are going to be announced at this expo, but I could be wrong,
That could be wrong.
Could be wrong.
It's all those David thanks for selling it. Looks like for dustblood news.
Not really.
Not really.
There's nothing Nintendo Switch exclusive Bloodborne VR or some shit.
Are they like Nairain?
Yeah I did.
I did.
Nine Reigns of VR?
So?
As long as FromSoftware isn't doing the multiplayer, it could be good.
The issue is that if it's just like a, it's a Switch 2 exclusive man, I think it's gonna
run like 30 FPS, maybe that's why they're doing it, dude.
To maintain the original allure of Bloodborne being 30 FPS, 20, sorry, 24 FPS.
Me when I'm jacking in for a round of dustbloods.
Seven of the eight players are playing on Wi-Fi.
From software, did the netcode.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, what?
Ruh-roh!
I'm trying to think of, like, which From Software game probably the best Netcode.
For me, it was probably Dark Souls 3.
But even then...
Like that had, like, a built-in lag.
You know what I mean?
Like, you would hit someone and then, like, 0.3 seconds later, whatever they would get.
At least it was, like, consistently that.
Instead of whatever the fuck Elm Ring was, holy shit, that should suck ass.
release holy fuck it was so bad
and when elnaring came out
um like you couldn't even really invade people
because they were just randomly disconnect because for whatever fucking
reason it just didn't work like 90% of the
fucking time and 90% of the time it is so disapointing and for those reasons
shatter I must I must say no I am not excited for best bloods because it will
probably not be good depending on who designs their neck care
is this tramps
It's like ER with PvP was fun even though it was shit.
I mean I don't know how it is now, but before it was literally unplayable so.
It went under the couch in front of me, didn't get flushed.
There are at least one third of Elden Ring released PVP just next to me from Coward's
Clawing to either of my cable, no, and you like, I mean maybe, maybe, but like, the way
that it works, and they did the shit on purpose too, is you can never invade a guy who was
alone ever you only invade someone who had a like a player summon with them
right and that was probably done so that people wouldn't pull the cord it was
shrimp just so I watched people ascend in heaven for like 10 seconds before just
getting disconnected or whatever
People running into walls disappearing and shit. It was actually so fucked up.
It's so easy to be two that people co-opping though. You mean one be two? Yeah.
If you're like...
If you're invading in a Dark Souls game, you probably have played a fair amount, right?
Or at least you're interested in killing people and shit.
Whereas the average person who's playing with their friend or whatever probably is not as
invested as you are, so it probably is easier more often than not to win the 1v2, but you
You gotta be able to finesse the inevitable like R1 spam that's gonna come your way or
like the El Clasico man with sword and then guy with staff in the background shooting
the homing missiles at you and shit the whole fucking time.
like the weapon arts fan and shit it was so fucking hard man sometimes
so freaking hard three times rivers of blood
I don't know how effective like resistances were well like I feel like
of three people were hitting you with rivers of blood you probably still take the blood
proc in like a couple of seconds a girl hitting you right.
So I'm moving!
It's a real killer, thanks for subbing.
We have Moonvale dude.
My god mother freaking moon veil
A magma and mockery monarch base was up. They like secure. Oh, yeah, she here was great
Very Poggers.
Oops.
What are you doing?
down. Is there any end that everyone loves in his highly praised that you didn't enjoy
at all? Oh yeah, DMC 5, yeah. That's a big one. I like Tateys. I like Tateys. I like
Outer Wilds.
I changed my opinion on Outer Wilds because I uh,
I did some extra extracurricular video watching because I missed.
I think the story in Outer Wilds is really good.
But I just missed like some of the important plot points.
So I thought I was less, less oppressive than it ended up being.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
I think our Wilds is very good.
What the fuck?
Suspect is down.
Just do extra curricular videos on DMC, so you can affirm that it is shit.
I couldn't articulate 100% right now why I did not like DMC5, bruh, because it's been
so long.
one thing I do like about DMC5 is if you beat the first boss and you get hit by them.
There's a...always a fan of that.
B is the worst part of the game. I hate it playing as that guy, Radma.
Oh my god.
I will say the concept is at least somewhat interesting, right?
Kind of like Auraform walking while your minions are fighting whatever, but like...
I'd rather just shoot and stab them with big sword, flashy style.
Oh no.
You coming out or what? Surprise! Surprise!
Oh my God, how do I not see that?
I almost friggin died.
Is it still farting?
Yeah, it's still farting.
me when I'm director of the FBI?
Why are you panicking? I'm here.
Yeah, I didn't really like DMC5.
It's whatever.
It's okay.
Okay.
The van was cool.
Do you like what you see?
I think there's a person in here!
Christing is 300 bucks.
That sounded like it was a couple of rooms over.
should we help a nuggets fans eat dick preferred I prefer tenders normally so
I think we're on the same side
of
all of the sports,
I miss someone in here?
No.
Permission to drink, piss, and gargle, cum.
Hmm.
I don't think you should do either of those.
You think the guy who had cancer is deceased yet?
Nah.
He's hanging on for the eventual clear.
Which incidentally is probably this attempt, so.
Why are you laughing?
you know what robin williams said
the best medicines laughter
so why don't you take it down a notch
uh-oh
Where'd he go?
Dude, we're watching the replay on that one,
cause I want you to see.
I want you to see.
What was the plan there?
Clip that dude in the head before he killed me.
Stopped the guy before he pulled the fucking fire alarm
and fucked up every room on that floor.
Let's look at this shit.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
What happens when they pull a fire alarm?
It just, it just, it seems to be the worst fucking thing that can happen.
How do they leave the CCTVs on it?
Okay, okay, skip backwards.
Is that me? What the hell?
Tell me why it starts like that, by the way.
That guy looks so stupid.
back a little bit okay check this shit out
Behold. Here's the Torta himself.
Hmm, he's minding my own business. He's checking out and looking at this wall.
Wait, wait a second. Hold on now.
He saw us through this little slit right here guys. Oh doi
You got to cover every angle when you play this game dude. You have to cover every fucking angle, dude
The doors not actually closed by the way
LSPG is on site. All right now watch this
Oh, okay, good shot good shot
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Very good
This is probably the best angle here was this
Mm-hmm faking this
I think our mistake was uh
Probably that door spawning open, right?
Problem nothing's was up.
I mean, I guess we're learning, I guess we're learning.
That door's open.
We're gonna look at that tiny little slit.
Oh god, I gotta feel my spine rolling in on itself dude
Could you check the cameras to see if you're lucky enough to get vision on that hallway?
Oh yeah, but what if... what if we did not randomly get that camera, though?
Like, there's no way to tell now if we got it, right?
But...
I have... I have not gotten that room many times.
I find that camera to be the most useful one, so I'm always looking for it.
But I usually check it when I'm, like, getting there from the other side.
Um...
At the end of the day, like, it might look unfair that from a hundred yards away that
guy saw me while looking in the other direction and then shot me through a centimeter wide
gap, and then perfectly hit me with every bullet as he was moving from that long distance.
But what we're not seeing is that these guys are actually highly advanced lizard people.
And they have eyeballs in every part of their body to see around them 360 degrees.
We have an adventure in the castle.
I just need my head in place.
I can do my job.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, it might be good that we didn't hit him.
We have one set back down.
You got cameras and guy in their ear telling them you coming.
Yeah, dude, that's what happened.
Yeah, dude, that's what happened.
happen. Yeah. Oh, they calmed it. Oops. Rookie mistake. That's why they left the CCTV
be unattended?
No, they left it unattended because they're mocking me, because they think that even what
the CCTV, I can't beat them, which is true, it's been true 600 million times.
They're giving me an advantage, because they feel bad.
Yeah.
Do not do that.
I
Don't know
Right thank you very much
Oh, there's a guy over there.
The freak on a leash karaoke.
Look at this bald motherfucker.
It's gonna be my hair in like a year by the way.
I won't be shaving the rest of it.
That's precisely how my hair is balding, I was like, it's right down the middle dude.
What's up?
Hmm
You know, this is um cool. What hey
All right, the nurse go did work
I'm trying to...
Eee, eee, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Is that really telling me to shave his hair?
Yeah, I mean, like...
Oh.
Dude, like, give me a break. Push me to the other side of the fucking door, dude.
You like, do it, do anything!
Please man! The door went through me bro.
Oh!
We're going really fast but the issue is we're probably going too fast but that's okay. That's okay.
Maybe he wouldn't rush you if you weren't stomping around everywhere at Moon Moon.
I need to inform you, chatter, that your highlights have been ignored and I can see why.
You got lucky I noticed them.
Trump 647.
How did they leave their CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
And when they left this on, they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watching us.
You didn't ignore his highlights, don't you? I did.
I was surprised to see the At Moon Moon at the end.
Because there was no red background, and then I realized past me, ignored his highlights.
Weeeeeeer.
Put your hands up!
Surrender, ghost.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck up?
I'm doing it, all right.
Designing two people.
Two men standing by the trailers.
Would they have a two-inch cock or a 20-inch one?
Uh...
Two? I guess.
Gun with lower recoil and shorter barrel trium.
Um, no.
No, I think I will.
I think I'm going to keep using this gun.
Doo doo doo doo!
Boop boop!
What would you do with a 20 inch penis?
I'm not sure what that is.
Orange Star?
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Cameras are still active.
We were likely being watched upon entry.
Try the 50 Cal Pistol.
It doesn't exist.
Hey man, I don't think the police force is working out for man, maybe try HOSPOW?
Hey man, I don't think the police force is working out for man, maybe man needs to work
at the HOSPOW instead.
Man said HOSPOW.
HOSPOW.
Ospo, come on then. Speak the King's English.
No one says Ospo. What do they call gangsters in England? The highway men or
whatever. Honestly, really cool name. Roadman. Roadman. Roadman. Yeah. Still cool. Still
cool. Not not as cool as highwayman though. Shooty doodies. Amines. Into the hospital
are you bro? Wrong hood bro. Where's your grandmum stay? Where's your grandmum stay?
My mans. They say Nan. Where's your grandnan stay? But you know where you are bro. This
This is Warshashashire, bro.
You belong here, man.
Uh-oh.
Not on my side, at least.
Oh no, no.
Don't leave me in the state park.
Everything in the park, civilians standing by for trailers.
Alright.
You ever tried Frosty Jack?
Is that cereal?
What the fuck?
Fuck, it's Frosty Jack.
It's not come.
Frozen Jack Daniels.
I think Jack Daniels is gross.
I am a.
There's a guy here and a guy here.
I've never heard of that.
So this is drink joke the jack was
I don't want
friendly reminder that the movie baby geniuses exist and they got a sequel
there's a lot of kid slop out there for sure in the movie the movie verse remember the emoji
movie dude. Oh my! We're a lot too far over there buddy. Miss when kid's slop was like
Shrek
Yeah
Shreks for adults
On a technicality
I'm not even sure my kid is scene shrugging, if he's scene shrugging it was when he was
much younger. I think now he would appreciate some Shrek. I definitely hear footsteps in
there. Let's not have a repeat of what just happened.
Do you have any movies you want to show them? No. I was not really a movie person. Really?
Any games then? I gotta wait for the frontal lobe to develop a little bit more.
to
never too early to play do
the fuck up are is like
he would probably be decent supplies to do
just the way that like most like most society has like progressed and shit
but i remember the first time i saw doom when i was a kid bro i was like what the fuck is happening
what is happening right now
the first time i saw doom was actually on the super nintendo
And I could be wrong, could be wrong, but I'm almost positive that the Super Nintendo
version did not have music, which made it really creepy.
Also no blood?
I mean, yeah, but you still have the demons and shit, which is scarier than the blood.
I
Am I
That music it was a different version that lacked music. Oh, oh
You didn't know super nintendo had doom the idea it was it had a red cartridge, dude
It was fucking evil. It was evil as shit
Holy fuck
That was the version you played the most.
That's a shame because it's not a good version of the game.
It's not a good version.
Not a good version.
Cool.
Oh
Do met so many bad ports yeah, that's some good ones though
Doom 64 although saving really a port which is a different game. Yes one doom was really good
That's pretty much it, I think.
Calculator Doom?
I don't know about the...
PS1 port for Diablo 1 was crazy good.
Yeah, it also had splits or same-screen multiplayer.
I wouldn't say that version of the game was crazy good.
It was good. It was okay.
Dude.
Fiends are still modding PS1 Diablo? That's crazy.
What's there to mod?
Boom 64 was bad, Nukem 64 was rad.
I'm playing both, they're both good.
Boom 64 was scary.
It was scary.
Hi, M-O.
It's hard to make a scary game on the N64, but that shit was spooky, dude.
It has a cool-ass fucking intro, too, dude.
Holy fuck.
The ambient music carried that game?
Oh, yeah.
I will always remember the fucking DOOM 64 intro song dude, hold it, let's crank that shit hang on.
Just a minute long dude.
Why the fuck is there a crying baby sound effect on the N64, dude?
Uh-oh.
I'm on our wedges!
of
two, go away.
I'm going to get out of here.
I'm sure you'll have to wedge with Andrews to the office.
Oops.
Yeah, Doom's sweet.
Doom's freaking sweet, dude.
Take two quad machine.
Is this the one?
blimp blimp blimp
I always remember the first level of Quake 2 and the first level of Doom.
And I will always remember you.
Quake 1 has the best first level I am of.
I think the Quake 1 level first level is better than Quake 2.
I don't think it's better than new.
I really...
I really kind of hated the weapon you start with in Quake 2.
Stupid ass piss blaster, man. That should suck.
There's-
Beel! Beel! Beel!
Dude, no one-
Ain't no one using your moon and night laser, dude.
Anyone hiding in the corner?
PlayQuake 4? I did.
I played Quake 4 on the Xbox. I like Xbox One. I forgive.
That was the one with the vehicles
and the weird online game mode, right?
Here's what I'm talking about.
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b...
Bram, bram, bram, bram, bram.
Bram, bram, bram, bram.
Quake Wars? No, it was a Quake Wars.
Remember Halo Wars, though?
The shitty console, only a RTS.
Actually, I don't think it was that bad.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
That's on Tifa as a Street Fighter 6 DLC character.
I do not care.
You see we're getting a Halo extraction shooter?
Didn't they already make Marathon?
They're making another one deep?
That's crazy.
I'm sure it'll be great.
I'm sure it'll be great.
Wait, Bungie's different from the people who make Halo noses.
Oh yeah.
I think I hear a guy in the carpet to my left.
Those two scrap there be offered an extraction shooter.
Yeah, I don't know, man. These guys are scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Oh, shit, it's the firetaps.
Remember never to do anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything.
That door was closed, no? Hello?
It was open. Oh my god. Dude, I've been playing this so long. I'm seeing things that I'm not seeing dude
I'm actually losing my fucking mind man
Oh my god
I am a leader of men! I am a leader of men! I am a leader of men!
You're on autopilot, you're not paying attention? No, dude, it's not even that. It's not even that, I promise.
It's our autopilot
Yeah, it's psychosis
At moon moon you can get more than one police officer to join you in this mission.
That's a funny guy.
That's a funny guy.
about being made a made man chatter we'll find a couple of guys from the old
country make it official tell you what next weekend
the piano song begins to play I'd never seen that chatter happier
It was gonna be a made man.
It was like the rest of us were getting made too.
How come they never made great fellows?
I feel like that's kind of a layup, you know?
Do not kick the door.
They did it.
It was a direct to, direct to game porn DVD.
Oh.
Thank you God
Why not bad fellows
I could be good
There's like no
Where is this guy?
He's in the fucking office!
Alright, people got scrambled.
I think he's behind the uh...
He's a cabinet man.
I'm the cabinet man.
Beep-a-bop-a-bop-a-bop.
Beep-a-bop-a-bop-a-bop.
Stay calm.
I'm with the network!
Stay calm.
Yeah, but if I do meet them, I would do my-
I get it.
Stop, they were staying. They just-
Mon-
I'm going to talk. Once the gun is detained.
Leave the talk. Suspect down.
Alive.
I'm the point, man.
I wish I could point in this game. That would be cool.
I would be pointing after every kill.
I would be pointing after every kill.
I would be pointing after every kill.
after every kill. Why do they call him the point man? All right, hear me out. Ain't no
way. Hear me out. Great fellas. Okay, one. And it's about the same guy. Except he, he,
He's a good guy now, folks.
Do not sack.
Oh fuck.
Now come out.
I missed the fucking door, dude.
Merrick, move!
Taki's dead. The door ate him.
What's the low reason for them not standing up and moving after their handcuffs?
and
bad knees
you can just imagine
being on your knees
and then like
trying to stand up without your hands dude and not being able to do it
You literally cook I can't I can't sell
Who did I just hear move around and why does she say it should then she got left her dad if there's a person here
We'll be attending the fan fest on uh Friday?
No.
No.
BINOM!
BINOM!
I'm gonna get him!
No worries.
I'm going to get him.
Don't worry.
The point man is here.
I'm hearing call outs to my left.
Where could they be?
Is this the run?
It's like right here, I want to proceed and I'm going to, right?
But the correct move is to not do what I'm about to do, because I got an aggro guy just
running around.
This is like weird cover.
I've been shot through this so many fucking times, let's see, the guy on the other side, which normally does not happen.
This dude is in question, Mark Lan. I have no fucking idea where he went.
Here he is.
I found him.
Whoa!
It's not moving.
Does the point man remember all of his attempts?
Of course.
Of course.
This is the hyperbolic time chamber.
pramp pramp pramp pramp
pramp pramp pramp
pramp pramp
I would like to tie you up
please
I'm actually like, I guess I've done something so frequently that it begins to blur together.
I'm talking about.
That's when you take a break.
and I can't take a break.
Happens to you with sex?
Damn chatter.
Damn.
Whoa.
Is that the world's coolest chatter?
I don't think so.
Blazix for sub...
Yeah, I'm thinking next one, dude. For sure.
We're kind of damaged right now. We gotta do it perfectly.
Why is this door open I got that one Dragon Ball song stuck in my head the one that goes
just bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam
with like the the fucking trumpet dude you don't fucking want
it's not headshot dude
put it on i don't know where it's fucking going dude it's like it's like the weird like
um i even know it's like a between mission song i don't know how else to describe it between missions
Yeah, the recap song, yeah.
Put the Japanese GT opening on.
I've never seen that.
It's called overtaken from One Piece.
Dude, I'm pretty confident people don't actually watch One Piece and you guys are actually
just all pretending.
There ain't no way you guys are able to like, look at those goofy ass characters dude, holy shit.
That's not the video.
There's an episode 839 right now. Yeah I know you're not. Lion-ass bitch.
You lion-ass bait?
That's what everyone says at first.
That's all I'll ever say.
You're at like 1k, but it's so boring.
Alright, doors closed.
Very nice.
No need to deal with any uh, shenanigans?
Have I died recently? I don't trust Chad.
I do not know.
I would say I'm about 11 or 12 minutes into this run right now.
Good
Fucking do it man
Fucking do that shit
I'll never not collect evidence.
You know that you can walk to not trigger them? Space question mark?
Space question mark equals opinion disregarded. Sorry man. Those are the rules.
Those aren't feet. Are they feet? They are feet. Oh my god.
of
death
of
death
of
death
God damn!
DBZ Prologue theme too?
Yeah dude!
Yeah, dude.
I think the Japanese soundtrack really shows so much fucking better, dude.
actually is so much better. Okay, we've, I mean, I prefer the English voice actors,
just like, I think the original soundtrack is much better. I'm a, I think the, the one
everyone likes is also good. I think the Japanese VA for Goku is better. All right, that's not true.
I can see you thinking that if like your first exposure was the lady or whatever, but
You shut up.
Boom boom boom.
English VS Perfect every voice matches the character.
Watch my back, son.
Um...
That's just confirmation bias, I think.
That's okay.
I don't disagree with you, but how can you say that with absolute confidence, you know what I mean?
Is that what that means? What's the thing... what's it called when like...
what's the phrase then yeah that's just that's bias just regular bias
whoops all right we're gonna check to make sure that door is out of it
when I see music as we watch them childhood if you watching how it'd be
three out ten max for them yeah
It depends though, it depends.
Maybe.
Why is that chatter doing that?
much had her killing himself. He's self-immolating.
I was like that one Buddhist monk dude, holy fuck.
Holy shit.
Americans defending their trash, dub.
Dude, go eat some fucking...
Ooh, I don't think I got that guy.
All right, we got that guy you go eat your fucking bangers and mash you all right, buddy
I think you're fucking more off
There's a third guy, I don't know where he is.
British Goku is pink.
Which dub did England get?
Oceanic?
The only good cell phone game is not OSRS, we're just getting the best mobile game,
so you're not able to recognize that, I don't have faith in your ability to recognize anything
else will be honest there's a lot of good old RPGs those are acceptable phone
games as well they got fantasy star pretty sure like the first three
Yeah, Balotro is good, Slay the Spire, good.
RuneScape is, wait what did you say, RuneScape is too much game for a phone game for me.
Oh yeah, I could see how you might think that if you were doing certain things like trying
to like complete a quest or some shit, but you better believe I'm rocking Motherload
mine on my motherfucking phone, dude. Flicking that button once every, like, god, what, like,
minute and a half? You better believe, like, the most, the highest APM activity I do in
mobile runescape is agility courses. And they even have, um, what you need to click on,
highlighted on the mobile version which is crazy.
They got a lot of good quality of life on mobile.
Talk, we found something.
Laptop and a frequency emitter.
Pum-pum-pum-pum-pum.
Pum-pum-pum-pum-pum.
Pum-pum-pum-pum-pum.
Exhilarating game places of chatter.
Shoot that guy?
Exhilarating gameplay.
Man who's never had fun in his adult life.
Oh my god.
I don't know man, I like to think about this way, okay?
If current kids like their friend is like fortnight, dude, I'll take runescape every time bros. I'm gonna be honest every time
No freaking cap areno
Their friend is roblox
Okay, so
My opinion on roblox is that it's like
It's like, you guys remember Warcraft 3 custom games?
It's like that, but like better.
So, I mean, maybe they got the right idea, bros.
That said, I mean, and this was the case on Warcraft 3 too.
So maybe you guys might not remember.
There were a lot of shitty custom games, dude.
Like a lot.
was working at three custom battles aggressively monetized for children no
no no but that's not that's not a
oh no
Loading into a new version of Dota, I get stuck looking at Goatsie over your entire screen
until you go all the way to the top of the hill.
Yeah, classic.
DBZ Angel Rena was the best.
Was Angel Rena the one we're like?
You kind of had to progress through the map a little bit.
Oh no, I think I have X Hero Siege, actually. God, fuck it, go to dude!
I liked, uh...
I liked the PvE maps a little bit more than the PvP ones I'm on.
Like, you remember those... those zombie maps or whatever?
We have to like get through the entire map. I get to work as a team
And you had like different classes and shit you could play do what the fuck what which one was that
God there were so many like that actually
Nice that dad. Yes, dude
That shit was so sick
And I have like fog of orange so you can I had like stick with your teammates pretty cool
Pretty cool stuff.
I'm slowly realizing that Warcraft 3 Customs is greater than Roblox.
I think there's a lot of really good, really good Roblox games.
Like, really high quality Roblox games.
Um, yeah, is it fucked up that, you know, they monitor like they monetize the children shit? Yeah, dude, but
I mean, what the fuck do you do about that otherwise other than like make it illegal, you know, I mean, what you you know
I would be in favor of obviously, but
That's just not how it works in the grand old USA my friends. This is not how that's how a lobby works
How did he get out here?
You humor like Peter Griffin?
Dude shut up!
Shut the fuck up, shut up!
I think the rest of our fellows are upstairs.
I think also we did not kill them, which as always very alarming.
Come on brother, believers need this.
Look, once we get to the... I have to lean into my monitor to see even the slightest pixel that resembles a person so that I can shoot them before I'm instantly killed by the map.
Um...
I forgot what I was saying.
Hehehehehehe.
Ah, family guy.
I will always say I think American dad is funny guys. I think it's funny pretty consistently like
Do I watch it regularly now, do I get clips occasionally and I'm like, that's funny. I
Think the funniest American dad joke was the uh, I
I think I even talked about it on the stream because I thought it was so funny.
The one where Roger gives Haley's boyfriend like money to like clean his attic or whatever.
And then uh, he's like alright you know good luck getting home or whatever and then he
robs him in the hallway downstairs and he like keeps doing it until he gets PTSD.
That shit was so funny.
He fucking kills Roger with a gun because he's trying to defend himself because he keeps
getting jumped.
Steps away.
All right.
The twenty-one is where he tries to get wine for Francine.
I only got to see that one.
The hallway turning into a midnight alley with the scooter.
Yeah.
Okay. Very funny. Sorry to my Japanese viewers, by the way, you probably don't get it. We're
just talking about an American anime right now. Is there a guy up there? Nope.
No one in Tyrion.
So this game likes to do like weird proximity bullshit, okay?
Like if I get close enough to a door or a certain part of the map, it seems like enemies
begin moving regardless of like what I'm doing before him.
I don't know if I'm just imagining that shit or what dude.
But that's why we're pretty able, pretty consistently able to get
on the stairs right here, and then we'll get guys coming down. Like,
every time I've gotten on the staircase, I swear to God, there's always been a guy that comes down,
at least one guy. So...
Like, I'm literally just gonna sit right here.
This is so fucking scary. I don't know if they're coming down that way or not.
I think they're just moving right above me.
fall back for a better position
kind of close to the wall here
so you want me to just fall back and then what buddy?
we got a guy back left
we got at least two guys right above us
You don't need me, I can just get you to win.
You got it back, right?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Well, all we have to do is be faster than 50ms.
Hey, here, if you know what's going on.
I should be watching the police. Don't listen.
Once I get close enough, I'll...
I see it.
Got nothing.
I got something.
I got something, baby!
He he he he he.
Stay down.
He's got it all.
He he he he he he he he he.
Stop it!
He he he he he.
He he he he he.
Peter!
Peter!
Peter, it's time to go up the Instagram desk.
Peter Peter you said you would be at the instant death staircase two hours ago Peter
Just fucking run around dude
did. Going to reload. They don't care. Let's go pull a fucking fire alarm, see what happens.
Oh, I'm so wet now.
You just turn your brain off in these situations or what?
What were you saying bitch?
We really don't have cover right now unfortunately.
Hmm
We could come up the other staircase. I think we might have a better shot, but I'm more comfortable on this side
Guys just running around and I can't just run up
You've got flashes in the repo block boxes right there dude
There are there's a guy in the back left in the back right corner dude
They literally have this perfectly covered right up.
There might even be another guy.
Who even knows?
We only- we only know of three.
Well, here we go.
Well, here we go.
I see the cryptid moving back and forth up there.
The hell is going on here?
Okay, stop moving Megabor, throw the camera froze, one of the two.
I gotta recheck where the other guy is on camera 6.
Like, I swear in the bottom middle there, that's a guy, right?
Next to the fucking tree?
It could, it could not be, but I don't know.
I'm not sure what angle that is.
I have to check pretty much my entire screen here.
I gotta get them out there so I can use the subtitles to see if I'm flashing a person
and not a hostage.
Oh god.
of
I just need my hand to break it. I can do my job.
I'm assuming you know who these guys are, just give me something, I'll go right there.
He's like behind this pillar, I think.
Who fucking said that bro?
Who said that?
of
the
He's close.
I would love to cross here, I just don't know if I can get away with it.
We could throw a flash over there and get closer.
I don't know what to do.
I truly do not know of anything.
I hope they made it out.
I think that's a guy.
I think we go around.
He's like back middle.
He's like behind this thing.
These guys are just regular bugs.
How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here now?
Just flashing the run for reload?
I think I see it right there.
If we can get across here then we will go for reload.
We're going to join again.
Dude, what is the angle in there?
That's crazy!
of
That was the hostage.
life maybe that's not a guy in the bottom there I mean the last time I
thought it was a guy and I thought it wasn't a guy it was a guy so
I'm gonna wait for this guy to get out of there.
I'm gonna be so bad, dude.
Moving out next to the other...
Now pausing, no pausing.
This is some serious abuse of power, do you think I'm in trouble?
You ain't got me, eh?
Okay.
This is gonna even make sense!
I'm gonna be so sad if there's a guy on the right and he runs up on me because I just
get close.
I will preserve this.
I will preserve this.
I will preserve this.
I will preserve this.
the
Stay cool, man, stay cool!
I don't deserve this.
I don't think...
This guy has a shot, if we stand right there.
Bros, I don't know if there's a guy over there.
No way, right?
No way, right?
Okay.
Hmm, it might be easier if we go from the other side as well, maybe not.
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death
of
death
of
death
of
This shit is ridiculous, man. Cannot go down!
We can't put wedges down yet, they're just going to get removed.
We'll do it anyway.
Also, let's take a peek.
That's a guy.
A guy detected.
of
of
the
death of
the
death of
It's so hard to see those bushmen.
I think I should have murked this one walked out.
That was uh, that was fucked up
I
Saw that guy walk up out of the corner of my eye in the fucking camera
He hid but you see you can see his corpse and the top left there
This motherfucker snuck into position like set like the same second that I shot that guy the first guy
So fucking so fucked up dude. It's like look at this. How do you discern?
Like if I didn't know there was already a guy there, how do you ever pick him out of this?
How? Look at night vision. It's a little bit better. I'll admit it. God man.
We might be good I mean like I should just run I should just run I'm gonna run
We've got one big talent on Suspect.
The guy who opened that door and the camera we're looking at is dead.
One, two, three, four, five, people upstairs, maybe six.
Now there's one more side room.
In the middle there
Of the camera
It's tripped the trap
Did you be careful going here because
I might have a shot on us from the courthouse or a room.
I don't know how this works, like if they have a shot on us, but I take the shot on
someone in there
only the bipe cancels will fail
hmmm
I wonder if this thing is bulletproof.
the
Uh, we're not going to wedger yet.
I got a piece so bad.
This guy have two assault rifles?
How do I close this door?
Mirror from other side. I'm afraid that even touching that door before I even
interact with the thingy downstairs that it will he will detonate. I'm afraid
that if I shoot anyone in this room he will detonate. So the question is do we
want to find out?
You don't need to close the door.
Play it safe. Except it's not playing it safe because I don't know where anyone is in here, dude. I don't know where anyone is.
I know that there's one guy in the back right. That's it.
So you want me to give myself a two-minute time limit?
Like I can't look. I can't look.
I'm gonna go back to the room.
Hmm.
I don't deserve this.
I'll deserve this.
Oh wait, we're gonna watch the other side.
Oh wait, we're gonna watch the other side.
Oh, yeah, the back room of the extra guy.
I can't see shit, bro.
Oh, we won't show up, okay.
Right now my plan is to literally walk up and slow peek the front door dude.
I don't know what I'll see.
Mirror peeking closed.
Should I mirror peek and close the front door?
I'm her then closed door.
and
I'm gonna get the hell outta here!
All righty, I'm so fucking dead, man.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Hi, hi, hi.
I'm starting early, don't forget.
I'll see you there, right fellas?
I gotta go blow my toilet up, dude.
Why are you throwing nades with that cover god? I just wish I had I wish that door was closed
When we showed up because I could have got so much more intel. It's just so hard. It's so fucking hard dude. Oh
Fuck man, I'll be live at one tomorrow. I
Think yeah
Yeah
Okay, I'm gonna go poop.
I'm gonna go poop.