Mizkif
[DROPS] ⭐ COLLECTING ALL THE DRAGON BALLS ON STREAM ⭐ BECOMING SUPER SAIYAN RIGHT NOW ⭐
10-09-2024 · 7h 20m
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Whatever you want
I'm live
No, oh
Sorry, that was my dad
What just happened what what's going on shag guys do them like Liberty the pursuit of happiness
All those things are being destroyed in Florida as we speak. I don't you guys understand or know what's going on
There's a hurricane that is coming to Florida and it is
Terrorizing the entire place. It's really fucking bad. I'm pretty sure it's a category four now
I think it was a category five but now it's category four. Well
If you're in Florida right now, just please try to evacuate the area
Make sure you leave my stream on and hopefully you guys can come back and I'm still alive. No idea what's happening
I don't know what's going on. Apparently there's tornadoes everywhere. Some guys said in chat
There's a lot of things happening. There's also a lot of tornadoes going on on twitch right now. Why is everybody live on on live?
Why is everyone streaming in my time slot?
When did this start occurring that people thought that they can jump into the other borders?
This reminds me a lot of when
Vince McMahon was trying to get all the other wrestling companies and he went to other borders and took them over
You weren't supposed to do that now people are my territory the two o'clock slot
And I'm not waking up anytime fucking earlier for the shit
So what am I supposed to fucking do? We only have one option chat. We have to move and I say we move north
And we move all the way to North ring and we take Grayson spot as a streamer
I think it's our thing to do we go live at 10 o'clock at night from now on and we stay live till 7 in the morning
We take Grayson spot and we destroy him from the ground under and make him our bitch once and for all
but
Not today. Today's a very special day.
Now a lot of you guys probably don't even know who Mari is. If you don't put a who-megalow in chat. Totally understandable.
She's never been on my stream. She's never subbed or never donated. I pull up her stream like once every three months
Hoping that someone in her chat doesn't say who's in the car and then I leave immediately. All right
If you do not know who Mari is, Mari is a woman. That's getting pretty scary nowadays, right?
terrifying stuff. Mari is a full-on W community member, right? So let me draw
out how the W community works. So you basically got, if you take the moon, you
take the sun, you take everything that seems like fun, you have the Pogger side
which is over here, right? That's us. Everyone's spam fucking smiles and
bullshit. Actually no, that's not true how the land works at all. There's
multiple lands that occur in this world. You have the VTubers. Alright, these guys have serious
money. We all know that these are the rich people, these are the engineers, and these are also the
freaks of nature. But they weren't apparently freaks of nature enough because TectoNet ended
a sevathon on day eight. Next, we have the Spanish community. The Spanish community is
another community that is on this website. They are hip, young, and cool. I have nothing to
to say about them, I did like to reckon with them. Then, there's the Pogger side. That's
us. That's the LSF. That is the Twitch frogs. That is the people who've been watching for
over 10 years. If you're a Forzen boy, if you're a, you know, a miskid or a board of
directors at this point, anyone in between, that's us. We are the Poggers. We are
the strongest community on this website by far. However, we are broke. So that
That is our biggest issue.
You guys are fucking broke.
Step of the fuck up.
Next we have, and there's a very small crossover that has gone on over the years.
It's the W community.
And there is, I can't spell setup.
So you have the W community that's right here.
This consists of all the other creators like Kai Senat, fucking Jumanji, David Blaine's
over there, I think Christopher Columbus is definitely not over there.
So you got all those people, right?
And now you have the face kids who are kind of like there,
but kind of here, mostly W community members.
These guys are, let's be honest, they're younger, right?
They're younger, they like rap music, real trap shit,
and they're cool.
When we are losers, we smell,
but we have fantastic 401ks.
So, that is currently what it's like right now.
Now, Mari, if I was gonna put her on this list,
trapeholics.
Mari is like right here.
She's so far out of bounds.
She's been full W her entire life.
She doesn't know anything about the community.
She doesn't know anything about Twitch.
And she called me, I'm surprised she called me
and she said, Ms, I wanna come over.
I said, why?
She says, I want you to teach me Twitch and Twitch lore.
I've always wanted to know more about Twitch
and I want to learn stuff about not just
the progress bullshit, but Twitch in general.
So, you know, me being the lord of directors,
she must have seen the Midscape documentaries
back in the day.
I said, of course.
I said, come on over.
I'll teach you everything you need to know.
So, I did what I always do.
I watched Family Guy, I messaged one of my mods
and I said, hey, could you do all this?
And Vism took the whole thing
and he made an entire PowerPoint.
So, today I put on my suit, I walked in my room
And now we're going to do a full on PowerPoint presentation and invitation to Mari on the
Pogger side of the world.
We're going to go over all the old things.
This could be even a good, whether it's a recap for you guys, or it could be a good
thing for people who are new to Twitch to understand the Twitch lore.
I think it's going to be very interesting.
It was Vanguard, Ms. Vanguard is a great company and also a great name.
So it's Vanguard.
So Mari wants to learn more about this and she wants to learn more about Twitch,
which I think is very cool.
Yeah.
That's what we're doing right now.
And I'm very excited about it,
because I've been wanting to do this for quite some time.
I wanted to hang out with Maury,
because she's actually a funny woman.
Like, can I get a little Megalol and Charlotte?
That's crazy to say.
She's actually funny.
So I was like, oh, I've always wanted
to hang out with you and talk.
She's a pretty funny person.
So I was like, yeah, let's do some fucking shit together.
She said, of course.
Well, actually, I didn't ask her.
She asked me, which is very weird.
So great stuff good things better greens. I'm excited about it
So she'll be here in like 10 minutes, but before that let's talk about yesterday. What the fuck was that string mods?
It's like some clips. Oh, you know, honestly, we just go through my fucking Twitter community
Which by the way check. Oh my god, I just leaked by the way. If you want to join it
It is a growing community. I'm gonna let you guys know something as my core community. All right, I
I am not checking my reddit anymore. I just don't care. Okay, unless it's like some insane post that I have to look at
I just don't want to look at my reddit
I'd rather everything just be in one spot which is Twitter because most of you guys have Twitter and it gets more people engaged
So it's smarter for us to all be over there
So I think that's what we probably should do is we should all just congregate over to the Twitter. There's 17,000 people here
I don't care about reddit. I don't care about live stream fails at all
I'm not big on there whatsoever. So therefore, I don't care. All right. Let's go through some of these fucking stupid ass posts
Lately everybody is doing good content. I want to watch Miz NMP and Emirates all the same time
You know what? Let's help out this guy multi link
comm slash
Miss kiff slash emiru slash NMP. Oh, well there. There's your there's your way to do it
I'm pretty sure that works, right? Is it multi link? Okay, that opens up porn of you know, COVID
Does anyone what is it called? It's multi twitch
All right, there you go. It's called multi twitch.com
I feel like I'm s-fan messaging like each of my fucking subscribers on a gift basket or something. There you go, bro
What college group projects look like?
You know what that's probably true if I had the guests who would do all the work in the school project
I probably would say extra Emily fan fan and a little bit of Jason the wing
That's probably what I'd say do all the project work. I think that Nick actually let's be honest
Arthur would probably do the entire project and
And Nick would just flirt with the three girls and Jason would probably just flirt with three girls
Nick and Jason are very similar in that regard. They like flirting with women
Like they're very adamant about flirting with women when for me personally, I'm much more of like um
Do I like flirting with women?
Um, I just don't care. Is that a weird thing to say? I just don't care about
Women, I just don't I just don't give a shit about anything anymore. Honestly, don't give a fuck
Yes, atomic picnic tweeted little pup might need this
This is Nintendo Sound Clock, Alarmo, an interactive alarm clock that's out of the ordinary.
What?
Let's see what it's like to wake up with Alarmo.
First SpongeBob, now in Alarmo? Dude, my days are fucking weird, the scotch stops
are skyrocketing right now, boys.
Do you hear that?
I do.
I never thought about playing music to start my day. This is insane!
That's right! It responds to your body's movement with game sounds.
Wait, that's amazing!
With the sound of coins from Super Mario Odyssey.
Wait, so if I'm jerking off like...
And when I nut, it goes...
And when I nut, it goes...
I'm jerking off and when I nut goes
Here with the sound of body look like uncle iron Ian from Alvin the chipmunks
Alvin ink splats from Splatoon 3
Yeah
And here from the legend of Zelda breath of the wild
The music combines with sound effects created by your movement so you can start the day feeling like you're in the kingdom of Hyrule.
Yo, every 30 year old with autism is buying this shit.
And when you get out of bed, fanfare plays and the alarm comes to an end.
I'm buying five of them! I'm gonna buy five of them and put them all in a row and I'm gonna jerk off and just hear how many sounds happen.
I'll stream it!
TREMIT!
Alarmo detects movement with its motion sensor.
Yeah, that's fucking sick, we're buying one of those, we're buying five, I told you that.
Epic collab once again from Ms. Kiff and Emily, let's go.
Alright, I'll be honest with you bro, I will be serious.
Dude, me and Emily together is the best duo.
I don't want to even hear it.
Like dude, I don't know what happens with Emily, but I get in this biggest autistic
fucking rage I ever am in and I act like the biggest idiot.
I don't know what it is.
I act so dumb.
I literally was her and just a complete moron and I love it
Yesterday was such a fun stream. You want to know why I was so fun
It's because I was actually just enjoying myself because I loved what we were doing up until I ate the Kravipatti
Then fuck that shit, but this stream was honestly amazing
I was like for the beginning till honestly like the car ride is whatever but the beginning was really fucking fun
Like the first three hours
And then I realized I missed on a meeting and also a doctor appointment
So shout out to that.
But it was really fucking amazing.
Like Emily and I together is like peak.
So next week, since I did a stream on Emily's stream,
Emily, you owe me one Costco double chunk chocolate cookie
and a chicken bake.
We're going to do this stream next week.
And I don't want to hear anything about it.
You have to go in a sweater and I'll go in a flat brim hat
or a hat like he wears in a shirt.
And we'll go and we'll be Costco guys.
That's what we're doing.
You and I are doing this.
Pushing 30.
This guy's like 52.
All right, bro.
Listen, I'm tired of everyone saying pushing 30 is like that's an issue or something or
like I'm too old to do stuff.
Did you like Robin Williams?
Did you know that he was like 50 fucking years old doing almost all of his skits?
Okay.
Do you understand that age just not to find you as a person and that I'm not an old
man.
There are actors and people that you have loved over the years that have been
Huge and in culture that were the funniest and best ever were when they were older
You know what I mean like you got people like like let's let's be honest like who's huge that is old you got
Jim Carrey's example, uh, Bill. Nope, not that uh, Betty White fucking Betty White exactly
You got Nick Paul. Um, you know what I mean? You got as many gold. What okay now?
Now we're freshening it. You got Eminem! His music's funny at this point. It's so fucking terrible.
Uh, Todd Howard. Mark McGuire. Like, you know what I mean? Like, age is not defined.
Look at yourself right now and tell you're not a senior.
No! I'm not a senior.
But anyway, I love Stream of the Extra Emily. Like, I love hanging out with her. I really do.
I don't know because I think she I just know what I'm with her
I'm will I I could do anything and she won't care like that's why I like her
It's because I know I can say or do whatever the fuck and she will not care as long as it's just something for stream to live that
Which is great by the way boys. I'm letting you know something right now
Investors if you want to talk mods put in some bully mode
Currently right now. Just want to let you guys know I am working on a camping stream with E-Rub
But it's not going to be a normal camping stream where we're just going in the backyards or something for 24 hours
I'm working on an actual camping stream. Okay, we're working on it right now
So if you guys would like to put in your investments right now your twitch primes and subscriptions, let me know
I swear to God we are working on it right now. Victor's been working on it
We're hopefully gonna be doing it in the next month. All right
We are working on it as we speak. We're buying places. We're figuring out dates
It's gonna be me and E-Rub and it will be at least a 24-hour stream. Okay, just letting you know
it's gonna be at least a 24 hour so it should be good all right I'm working on
it I'm working on it all right all right the board of directors were
meeting adjourned would be cool if this does a stream with Jason Molly's here
um the problem with Jason to me is like fucking he doesn't answer my text no
he's coming over I think I think he's coming over
What's smell?
Mott's?
No, he's coming over.
Oh wait, mindful cam, that was Grinch.
Anyway, post this on Reddit a while ago, this stream just reminded me of this.
What I see!
Oh yeah, this is good.
This is surely so long
And fries should be fries either way
But this grill is not a home
This is not the stove I know
I would trade it all away if you'd come back to stay.
This kitchen's not the same without you.
It's just the greed this time.
I don't really need to go without you.
Chad, if any of my friends ever go to kick, can you please make a rendition of that with this?
I did not like the Krabby Patty.
Very disappointed in the Krabby Patty.
I think you all understand why it was shit.
I'm glad that a lot of you guys are loyal,
autistic people who remembered from 20 years ago
that there is a Sesame Seed bun that is required to go on a Krabby Patty.
And the fact that they didn't have that just proved that this was all just a marketing scam.
And I think it's honestly really fucking pathetic on SpongeBob's like brand.
Like I don't know who runs that shit at this point, like probably some big corp.
big corp. But the fact that they waited 20 years to give out pretty much dog shit is so
annoying. Why couldn't you just put on Sesame Seed Bun? Like at least give us that. But instead
they gave us nothing. They gave us shit. They made us look at a fucking normal burger.
I would have never known that was a Krabby Patty in my entire life. It was garbage.
I'm so angry. Why couldn't they just make a good Krabby Patty? Why not do it with
like Chick-fil-A or someone that's a better brand than Wendy's? You think Wendy's is
He's gonna be able to handle it. Wendy's a great brand. Love you.
I'm sure we'll work together sometime, but you're not making it a Krabby Patty, bruh.
You ain't making the Krabby Patty, bruh. Like, in and out, like, I don't know.
Something else, anything else. Why the fuck did you give us that?
Like, this guy gave it a 5 out of 10.
Um...
Yeah, if you could do that again, that was terrible.
Um, try to go like from the left over there, maybe, and walk in, because I...
Yeah, like that was...
Okay.
Sorry.
No!
Stop trying to be hip, bro. I just dressed up as fucking mermaid man in Barkable yesterday
What do you mean stop trying to be hip, bro? Like you really think I'm trying to be hip, bro
Yo, I'm coming to Austin next month. Can I get some promo?
Yo, Connery's pants is coming here next month and he's gonna do fortnight Friday right here on this stream
All right, he's gonna do out. He's gonna do fortnight Friday right here
He's got it. I mean we've got to help the brand but fortnight Friday in chat
We have to keep up pushing the brand for that Friday is actually blowing up
We need to push it pretty hard.
So Conrad's pants, when you come here, obviously,
you can use our setups.
You're branded.
On Friday's chat, I will not be live.
Poki says she misses you.
Yeah, I mean, she's great, you know?
Like, you know, Chat, it's kind of nice that I feel like
everything's going back to normal, you know?
And it's all thanks to our local libraries.
Yeah, if you can just redo it, you dropped your hat.
I didn't even think my hat was so loose.
Dude, fuck this stream.
Two and a half hours in, four costumes bought, one photo taken with the grandma, countless people made uncomfortable, zero Krabby Patties eaten, two retards well streamed.
It was honestly a great time. I love X-Ram, I really do.
Uh, yeah, what the fuck was this shit by the way?
Mods.
What the hell is this?
I didn't know, by the way, how dumb I looked.
I didn't even know I went into a store.
There was a store I saw that I went into on a clip and I didn't even know I went in there
because I couldn't see out of this thing and I was also dying, like I was hyperventilating
in there.
These two acting like, oh my, dude chat you can't say that word, you actually can't
say that word.
But yeah, it was a great strain, like I had so much fun with extra Emily yesterday,
I really did.
This, that, everything in my asshole.
Wait, where's the part where I suck my own dick?
I turned into Nick
Squidge
There was one thing I really liked men
What I really liked is uh
When I was with extra Emily, and we were eating the Krabby Patty. I was really fucking depressed
Here we go. Doesn't I extremely look like she's like
Like auditioning for like what is it down for love?
Where's it look hard jerking off 20 years? I've been waiting from this since a jackals game
2,000 shim.
Not good.
And it's all in the back.
Pretty patties outside taste better.
It's just an old burger.
And SpongeBob's not even cooking in the back.
Oh, yes, this isn't the crusty crab that I know.
This isn't the crusty crab that any of us know.
This is just a stupid burger.
I waited 20 years for this.
What'd I get?
Slap.
Don't say that, bro.
You deserve a delicious patty.
It's so bad.
Yo, I kinda look like young Mermaid Man in the flesh.
You guys agree, like, 3-inch hat?
Yeah, you're totally gonna get suffocated in there.
Where's the part where I suck my own dick?
Also, yeah, like this shit.
Okay.
I didn't even know this was a store.
I had no idea I was in here.
It's not gonna be as good when it's a store.
I'm not gonna be as good when it's a store.
I'm not gonna be as good when it's a store.
It's not gonna be as good when it's inflated, so I have to enjoy it while it lasts.
Stop! You're gonna run to the big goods.
Thank you so much for looking. I appreciate it.
Okay, let's go to the whole opposite boat. Come on.
Okay.
Okay, let's go.
Keep going forward.
Yo, Shiver, hang out with extra Emily again or no?
Be honest.
Okay, it's on my own dick.
It's fast.
Look, I can suck my own dick!
She's just jealous, because I get myself skinny, fast as fuck.
Yeah.
Get a lot!
Hey, lettuce, cheese, onions, tomato, ketchup, mustard.
Alright, I'm gonna be honest, chat.
Do I have autism?
How did I remember so many references and lines from 20 years ago, but I cannot remember
a single thing from the past 10 years?
What is this?
What is wrong with my brain?
Is it ADHD?
Do I have ADHD?
I don't know what what how do I remember everything from those shows?
I haven't watched them in 20 years, but I remember a single thing from the past 10
I don't understand maybe some trauma happened 10 years ago that I don't even know of I don't know
I don't know what possible trauma. I had maybe it's when Dave left me. I have no idea
ADHD my fiance is the same way wait you're married though. Congrats and chat man. Good job
Remember stuff we learn as kids more. It's like our first print
I think the reason why I remember every SpongeBob episode is because every day I would come home from school
And all I would do is watch television. I didn't have a life. All I did was watch TV and I loved it
I watched the same episodes over and over again, and I would purposely try to memorize them so I can show off to my friends that I knew it
So yesterday was like a dream day so I could show off all my knowledge of SpongeBob
Fairly odd parents Jimmy Dutron SpongeBob those are three shows. I know also chat
We are going to watch 10 hours of commercials from the two thousands soon
All right, we are watching this we are what there's two thousand five hundred and twenty five videos you guys down
Maybe watch the greatest two thousand hits or something, but we should watch this for sure
Let's fucking do it fuck it. Why not?
You remind me of bulby
wait bulby
From like that was the nicest fucking thing you can ever say to me, but thank you, man
That was very sweet of you
cookie I gotta go with it what's up cookie no you gotta taste what you guys
take it hey you gotta fuck off J a kind of funny like what kind of shit is this
you think you're kind of funny with this one huh J you're gonna fucking grab my
cookie first you stupid bitch first he's the first he's the chicken bake oh then
taste it double-chunked all the cookie and then give your
Oh those the dad definitely cook up those lines those were some good fucking lines chickeny and bakery
Corki!
I've been waiting all my life for this.
Come on!
I'll definitely get some booze.
Stop looking good for me, guys!
Yeah, I think I want to know what it is for me.
Wait, hold on one second.
Okay, here we go.
Say, all right, J, which one gets the boom and which one gets the doob?
All right, J, which one gets the boobie and which one gets the doob?
I'm sorry.
I'm going to go with the chicken bait gets the doom.
I'm sorry.
The chicken bait gets the doom.
And it's got a lot of chocolate cooking.
It gets the doom.
Alright, honestly, Jay kind of funny.
You fucked that shit up so bad.
I don't blame the dad for being pissed off.
What was this garbage you were throwing out there?
You didn't know you're supposed to say one gets the boom
and one gets the doom.
How are you even on the fucking Costco guys' radar?
You should not be invited to this shit.
So I am in full support of these guys right here, especially the father.
Jay, you fucked up. That was horrible. You should not be invited to the shit.
And I'm sorry for the dad that he had to deal with that shit. That's lame as hell.
Um, anyway.
Wait, this is the dad! Big Justice! Wait, what the fuck?!
Big Justice with the boom!
Oh wait, that's AJ.
Alright, chat, link some clips. Let's do this shit.
Link clips until she gets here. So I should be on like five minutes
Maybe she texted me your big insides. You're kind of horrible women. You've been horrible for years, but
Please behave with her. Okay. She is a normie. All right. She's a new person. Why I have a psychiatric appointment
So behave or you're fired. It's just that simple. Where the hell is she?
Yeah, she messaged me and she's like yo, let's do this I'm like you want to learn twitch
She said, yeah, where you at? Who's mobile?
Manager, read your DMs real quick. Oh, I'm in trouble chat
Uh
Oh my fucking god, that really happened dude. Okay. I literally just leaked. Let's see what I leaked concor flip out
I'm out to the moon
Okay, now I don't need to post it on 4chan
All right, what else do we got? Do any good clips for the past? I was like, dude
Austin's been kind of popping off like really hard
More like Austin is doing insane. Like everyone's kind of going nuts
What the fuck happened? I don't I don't understand. Is it because of canoe?
But I don't know dude Austin is sitting pretty right now
I don't know how long this is gonna last but it's sitting like you know, I don't know
Yeah, maybe maybe Nick Nick's doing really well. I mean Nick's bringing people around like fucking 100%. He's killing it
I don't know it just seems like everybody's doing shit right now and they got a stop because this is my time slot
And I'm supposed to be the one that's in charge right now
They get business being as in his time slot like get out bro. Anyway, let's watch miss give him by a best moments mega fucking video
Thanks, man for this
What the fuck that's what I looked like back then
Tesla on
That didn't work
Nick, it's you from three years ago.
Bro, when?
Oh my God, I just thought, I'm sorry.
When did I ever talk to women?
I always ignored them and walked out on my room to get food.
Alright, she's here.
Oh my God, I just leaked.
Mods, like, you could just, I honestly just killed me at this point, I'm sorry.
Alright, she's here.
Behave, or I'll stab you.
Oh yeah, we're supposed to get out.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have
the great, wonderful, my first student.
We have Mari, ladies and gentlemen, and she's a woman.
You're the first girl to ever go on my stream.
You said, you still laid out right there?
What is that for?
You can have some chocolate. It's fine.
I don't want no chocolate.
So, Mari, why did you message me to want to do this?
I don't know, because you said at a party, like, we should do something.
I think you're witty as hell.
It's like, you're like this.
Like, did I really do this?
Yeah, I don't know. You're kind of, like, off the drink.
You know, a little bit zesty.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no.
You said to me, you said, hey, let's do something.
do something and I said I like you know I didn't expect this like I never really
talked to you like I'm totally down to do content I was like yeah let's go ahead
and do something. Yeah now we're here this is my idea by the way where's the camera?
Oh what the fuck is that? Oh like that this is like a camera that's a light. Yeah this is too high tech. This is more high tech than mine. And you have like a fucking boom mic. This? Yes. This is Pokemon's mic. Oh nice. So what you need to do as a streamer as time goes on. So Chad if you don't
who Mari is I literally just explained it okay so I explained it to my chat
oh really yeah I already I went up the four nations you got fire work fire
earth water air right yeah I'd say they're probably like the earth community
in this whole thing right the v-tubers I mean what the fuck are they at this
point you do yeah I thought you're from the W community I know so that means
that I don't fuck with like PNG images well I thought like it was like this
Like you guys are kind of like the fire nation, you know, I mean like you guys are like closed off and you're trying to take over all the other nations
He is so cute
No chompy's obsessed with me
Like he follows me everywhere. I go by sleep. He sleeps. I saw it. He says down weird. You'll see it
Have you never been to my house? No, I don't know you
You just follow me.
That doesn't mean you don't go to my house.
Why would I ever go to your house if I don't know you?
Because like, I don't know like,
simply in Russell live here, maybe you're friends with them?
I don't know.
The only one I really kind of like know is Russell.
But I only hang out with him like three times.
Do you hang out with streamers in Austin?
No.
Why?
Who do I know?
At least from your like, your side.
And the people that I know, like,
my friends like are old, so they never want to go outside.
Dude, I feel the same fucking way, bro.
I feel like that's you guys too, honestly.
No, it's not.
Fucking hell.
I am a very active person.
I literally want to run today and I sat in a salon.
And I got my mail.
Wow, that's like generational things that happen.
I look, I would probably say that there's a lot of people
in Austin that are not very active.
Like, you go like, are you like a big like sports person?
Like, I don't really know anything about you besides
every time I go in your chat, you shit on me.
You shit on me.
You said get out of my fucking gym, and I gave the camera strokes
Hmm, maybe that's why that one guy in your chat constantly keeps saying who was in the car
Yeah, I don't know. You have a bad rep. I'm beyond switch you with the W. No, you know, no, that's not true
Well, aren't we the L community doesn't not move people call us. No, you have a paulgers
Wait, then why does every time I go in a chat they spam L is that because I'm part of your community
No, it's because they don't like you.
Really?
That's crazy?
Oh, I thought you were going to have to spend me elder like you're one of us.
No, it means you're a loser, like they will put it out, like they used to call me larry
because did you know I used to be a mod and like Dante is more Josh is like your rage
is chat.
Wait, I thought you were a crush to that mod.
I modded for him a little bit, but then like, you know, I wasn't really a mod at
that point.
I was already a streamer.
Like, you know what's crazy?
That's the only place I ask for anything in someone's chat.
I ask for VIP.
And then only the one coherent person in this chat
can mod.
He'll be like, fuck, I can mod too.
If that's all you wanted, you could have just messaged me.
I don't want to be your fucking mod.
Let's get some W's and chat for Mari.
If you could just message me.
I'm not going to mod, Joe.
VIP you.
But you can earn my respect and hopefully get mod one day.
I don't want mod, but thank you for the VIP I
appreciated.
No problem.
You can like, you know, Mari, like,
I feel like that's also just not true.
You're saying that I have such a bad rep
in other communities.
You know, you may be right for some, for sure,
but I feel like I have, you know...
Well, you're good in Sinner's chat.
I made Sin, of course I'm good in her chat.
Jason Maline.
Yeah, Jason's chat likes me.
Those two, that's about it.
Wait, are you saying they're not W enough?
They're kind of not.
They're like a mix.
No, like, no.
Jason's definitely W.
Well, his chat likes me.
taste kids like me oh I saw they were on your stream but I didn't watch that stream
how was that I didn't watch it either you were there I don't remember it didn't
you get pressed for something for talking bad about silkie or something no no
why specifically so I don't know I think I like her like I saw like a clip and I
guess it got clipped out of context wait when did I ever talk bad about
Silky no, I know it was
Wait, was it probably take talk? I don't go on tick-tock tick-tock. Yeah, I think max was like
It was a bad joke. Ah, no max didn't say I don't think max hardly talked. Well, actually
Max ended his stream because his chat was so toxic when he came here that he ended his streaming outside
Yeah, I don't know. I just want you to be around more. No redemption
but redemption for never mind
It's uh
Seven talk about let me ask you are are you the same person you were seven years ago?
Same year yeah, I'm not that guy
I haven't been that I like back then there like the world was different dude
You could say anything and do anything and people just like whatever they thought you just how it was
I'm not that guy. I'm I even close. I hardly curse nowadays
You think I'm still that guy
No, I feel like people can change.
Like, I'm friends with Senna.
I have to do it with anything, because she's half black.
Well, I...
What's that? What was the correlation?
Okay, I don't want to bring up the big fucking guns, but I also lived with E-Rob, Daryon,
and Russell at the same time.
I lived with three black dudes at the same time.
I was the one that they made fun of.
So, you were getting black?
Yeah, every day they would talk shit and make fun of me.
Every day.
They'd make fun of the fact that I'm white.
So that was your get-back.
Yeah.
For saying who's in the car.
But do you even know who was in the car?
You literally told me.
I know who was.
Who?
Who was it?
You want me to say it?
The only one who's like, leak it?
E-Rub.
Yeah, it's not a leak.
OK.
They know.
It was the time of the RV trip.
Yeah, I have like, yeah, listen.
And I understand that there's not the best.
Like, let's go back to the chart, right?
Because this is the famous chart.
Where would you say I am in this list, like,
you to put me like just like you're an old frog I would say you think that's
what people view me as is an old frog yes that's a good thing cuz like you're
like I don't really watch you but you're considered a legend I guess I heard
the vernacular is that I'm an old head is that true I guess like one of the
same that's not really anything different she alright so where'd you put
She is, um, August.
Like on this side of life, like, I feel like I could be, I was like, you know,
you, you, you had a plan, right?
You had a plan in it, but okay.
You're not, you're not, you know, you're not like close to, you know,
but you are partners.
You are like hard partners.
Oh, you're edging there.
You're edging.
You think, you think, okay.
So you think my rep is getting back?
Yes.
Okay.
What's on it?
Okay.
That's, that's great.
So I probably put myself like, you know, here, maybe.
I don't know.
Okay, like near the border
Yeah, so like miss oh, you're okay now like okay like
Lower maybe like I'm like
You know what do what you want at this point? I think I'm like here
Like I'm trying to get out and trying to get in you know me
But you would you say that you're like all the way over here?
I don't think I'm all over there
Well, do you know anything about us? Do you even know? Do you know?
I'll be honest, no. I don't. I don't know any of you guys' lore. Like, I know, like, the W and L lore,
because I've been in there since I was like 13, but, like, the Poggers lore? No.
I'm so confused. What W lore is there? There was Los Polos for like eight years,
and then after those Polos, Aiden Ross went live with Teamstar. He did this.
He met like three rappers, went to kick. Kai said that blew up.
Your speed run in the timeline. Like, there's just so much.
that I honestly forgot so I don't think I'm the one to hold the information for you
but like what else happened? Who's the greatest W community streamer ever? I
hear you know the answer to that there's no there's no question. I disagree. Really who? Speed.
I mean like what we're talking about Twitch. Twitch! No I would say Kai. Yeah it's like Kai and then
speed and I'm like everyone else. Okay well who would you say like on the
Potter side like it's someone that you've ever watched besides Senna? Like where
would you put Senna on this list? Senna's like I feel like she's smack dab in the
middle now. She's here? She's in the middle she's like a hybrid.
It's like if a Pogger's mother W and L dad had a baby. You know one thing very
confused me a lot about Senna so one time I was watching her stream and
This was right after she got back from hanging out at the AMP house.
And I'm like, I've been friends with Senna since the beginning, right?
She was like, at my door begging with a cup, like, please sir, can I come in?
I was like, all right, whatever.
Majita dropped her off.
It was a nice middle meeting.
She comes in my room, we hang out, make her uncomfortable.
But what was interesting about Senna when she came back from Agent,
is she goes from this more scared, like, I don't know, child, I have anxiety.
She comes back and she's like, blasting music
and is like, yep, those are good eats chat.
Yo, keep looking on your discord.
I'm looking at all your eats today.
That's good eats, bro.
I'm not gonna fucking lie.
On God, that shit's fucking great.
Eats fucking crazy, bro.
And she changed overnight.
I think she just got more into that side of her.
You know what's interesting?
You're actually a hundred percent right
because Russell said the same thing.
Because Russell, like, I've been around Russell.
He doesn't even like say the n-word
down like it's around me.
Like he's, you know, he's not, I don't want to say it, but like-
Russell's whitewashed.
Yes.
Russell was born in Soda Poppins Discord
where he would list and link not-safe-for-work stuff
since he was like 17 years old.
Not-safe-for-work, like what, like Hinti or something?
So he would link it in Soda Poppins Discord
and that's how Westie became a streamer
is he was in Soda's Discord as a mod
and then one time he hung out there
and this is a girl named JCG
And he started hanging out with her and like two other women and then he, uh, wait,
fours and raid yo fours and they were the raid. I appreciate it. Wait, wait,
who's fours in who's fours in?
Oh my God. I have so much to teach you. It's insane. That's insane. You said that.
See, is that the, is that the wide people someone just put in chat?
No, that's insane. You don't know who fours and is, but that's great.
That's what it's teaching. He's like, the, like,
I would say he's probably the most influential streamer of all time. One of
For the culture, I would say so that's insane. She doesn't know who Forzan is
No, it's not disrespectful at all, I mean thank you for the rate I appreciate it, you know
This is my channel. No, she's running the show right now. Chat. Did any find a cat or a dog?
Wait, I kind of a caller about it
Did she find one she was going to adopt an animal today
She did but she moved out. Oh, no, she's only got like two rabbits left. Yeah, she got hungry
Is she a tick-tocker? Yeah. I'm not a tick-tocker.
No, well...
Emmy, did you find a cat?
No, because, okay, so they only had their disabled cats there because they said they had a bold problem.
So all of their other adoptable cats are fostered right now.
But they said that when you foster cats, they can put someone's in there that I am interested in adopting
because I can go visit your house and meet the cats there. Is that okay?
is that okay? Oh, give me a
second. So, what's like
something in the WQ that I
can say that would sound
cool now? Yeah, let me fan
on text that cat. Yeah, let
me fan and text that cat and
those cats sound like good
eats. I'm sorry to teach you
that. I don't think you
should say that. I didn't
say anything. I don't know
what. Yeah, it's his own
vernacular. You know, well,
yeah, let's just yeah. When
I adopt those animals,
Oh, did you not know that the guy was talking about it?
I guess I'm fostering cats.
Chat, I might fast foster cats.
I did ask him if he needs help.
Sorry.
Sorry.
They had some cats.
Oh, wait.
Wait, no, there's something that you need to know.
They said that the mayor got adopted.
The mayor?
Fuck, yeah.
So the mayor is, he's someone that hangs out
and he rubs off on chat.
That's great news.
I'm so glad for the mayor.
That's good stuff.
No, the other mayor, the likes that don't work.
He had it the same with cat, he had it done.
That's great stuff.
Okay, wait, so you didn't find anything?
You're going home empty-handed?
I'm actually so surprised.
I've never heard of a girl going to an adopted shelter
and not bringing home an animal.
Okay, well options besides cats that were too sick,
they said I couldn't touch them or cats,
the kind of cats where you have to juice them
three times a day to make them pee.
But I might foster one of those cats for like a month
because they said it's so good to get them out
of the shelter so they can.
Like I travel too much to get a cat
that you have to squeeze them.
Marry says that we should just euthanize all the animals.
I did not say that.
I just said I would not want to pump a cat for it to piss.
Do you like Shane Dawson?
I know he fucks cats.
No.
All right, well, I guess you didn't get a cat, so I'm
disappointed.
No dog?
Well, they had some really cute dogs, so they had one that
was like the mayor that screwed it around, and then
they had another one that was like a forever kitten.
It's like small forever and it's a, it was like a fluffy black one with green eyes, but
they said he's like six so I couldn't touch him, but they said that maybe you could foster
him and then I could maybe, maybe adopt him from there.
You sold, I'm down.
You.
His name's Gasly, like the Pokemon.
I'm down and I will make Gasly evolve into a great cat and he'll one day get
adopted.
Yeah.
I mean, right.
Do you want a cat named Gasly?
I mean the shelter names are meant to be temporary right but I mean
ghastly is not a bad name well when you catch a ghastly in the wild you can
rename it so I mean it's it's fine with the lore so it's plus one oh true true I
could rename it yeah totally fine all right well I'm just surprised to get an
animal I thought you would watch how good I am at PR
I will take one of the disabled cats for Christmas
Hi, Nora hi Nora hi Nora
Are you you're the tiktoker right?
What's your favorite TikTok wait can you introduce me to that guy
Wait Costco guys yeah I never like saw that one but I saw like
I mean she doesn't know who Forzan is.
Wait, the dad and the son?
Is that what you're talking about?
AJ and Big Justice?
Wait, Nora, yeah, I don't know them personally.
Do you know who Forzan is, Nora?
A little bit.
Oh, she, Nora knows Forzan.
No, I mean, she's an old frog.
She lives in Thailand, one in Greek.
Mari doesn't know Forzan.
No, I know.
But I'm also asking Nora, you'll listen.
What?
She heard you.
Anyway, um, I'm an old, uh...
Wait, okay, so, so Nora, you can introduce me to, to,
Big Justice and AJ, you said, right?
Yeah, I can make it happen.
Thank you.
I'm gonna get them on your string just like,
let's pose.
I would love that.
I'm Italian, they're Italian.
I don't even German.
Yeah, you can cosplay as them.
No, what the fuck?
No.
You think I'm German?
Yeah.
What do you think I am?
I'm German.
Hispanic?
Yeah.
See?
Wow.
I'll talk to you later, that was nice though.
Good job saving the cats today.
Yeah, please, please foster Gasly so I can decide
if I can adopt him.
I will literally, like, literally bring him to my house.
I will foster him.
Yay, the APA guy said he would message you on the story.
Okay, what do I have to do for Gasly?
I have to feed him every day?
That's fine.
No, he has seizures right now,
so he's on meds, but besides that,
he's a normal cat, like he's gonna be normal.
So he doesn't have special needs besides seizures right now,
but that's why they aren't fostering it at the moment.
Geez.
Well, he's gonna be okay.
Listen, I will foster the cat.
I am down to help animals.
All right, that's it.
That's one of the no.
Did I know kitty?
Mm, okay, bye bye.
All right, well this is interesting.
Cause I thought you knew some things.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
Do you know who, like how did you get into Twitch?
I was originally like in Dante's chat,
like in YouTube chat, and they banned him off YouTube
for a moment, and he was like getting tired
of getting banned on YouTube live streams.
So he went to Twitch, and that's how I,
I think it was like around 2020, I think, or something.
But how old are you?
Yes.
I don't know, you have the same skin that I have,
so I'm gonna guess, like I have really good skin.
22 21 oh my god what I turn 21 in July we're both so young aren't you like 30 no in my 20s
20s yeah but then but does that matter this age matter does your shoe size really matter
I mean like if I was God my shoe size would turn helping my dick is right so it does matter I
I don't want tiny ass feet.
Right, but you can then say I have a big shoe size
because I'm older.
No, that doesn't work like that.
Don't your feet get smaller as you get older?
Yeah, well, I have a size, I have a huge foot.
I have a size nine and a half.
I don't friends with size 15, so.
Not in the podcast community, you know?
That's for sure.
Yeah, definitely not.
But I have a,
Those are all below like six foot, so.
That's not fucking true at all.
I like the T-keens, like Nick is short, you're short.
Nick is not short?
I see it is.
He's like five, nine.
What's tall to you?
Like what's like your average male height?
Six foot.
You know, if I wish you were here tomorrow,
my friend Dave's coming, he's six, eight.
He's exactly what a human should be.
Like he's like the perfect specimen.
I'm sorry, he's so cute.
He's so cute.
So you think we're short kinks, okay well who else do you know in our community like
names and people you know XQC obviously?
I don't know I actually at the party that we met the what was the stream elements party
it was like when everyone was leaving and I'm in the bathroom I don't know what came
over me I never like interacted with XQC like in person I'm just like I'm not a fucked
up I think I had too many like too many drinks I can't lie but I was like hi hi
Yeah, that's good. Yeah, you you definitely fucked up. Yeah, that was like negative 100 or you definitely fucked up
Hopefully you don't get a live she pulled the rent today. So that way he doesn't react to it, but you definitely fucked up
Wait, where would you put X you see on this list?
Like how do I how do I get over to boss a set
Is Aiden in the W community? I thought Aiden was like, it's like Pluto now, it's like kick.
I mean like yeah, but like he's still considered W, right?
Hmm, interesting. See, I, well I guess he's W.
I guess W is whoever spams W. For me, Poggers community is more like the older, like I think like it's like the older generation.
Cause like my community is never gonna watch or like anyone but myself, right?
They're very loyal to me and they never go anywhere else.
Are you sure about that?
positive. And how do people like hook who out if you get new years? Because they're waiting
for me to get to go back online. Okay, but how about the people that stay and people
strings, what in your life, like they just left you know, like, oh, I thought a new
streamer I like minutes. And you introduced me to them, but you know, I fuck with them
more than you. Um, well, I mean, that doesn't usually happen. That only happens
when, you know, the validity that happened pretty fast. You know, almost every girl
I brought on at this point. Maybe I'm just you're the method, I would say you realize
that. Wait, what's the method mean? The method like, you know how like, did you watch like
any of the face of the gun? No, I was I was watching documentaries on Netflix with my
family. Well, there would be girls that come on the face of the phone, right? And
then like immediately like they would like start streaming after or like, they would
have like, you know, they're they're OF creators. So they're just like going on
there and then like just like oh that's the method. Like get on a platform and then promote you.
Maury that's what I did for years. You know I started this trend right?
The method. Oh so that's why I'm considered the legend right? Yeah farming tumors.
Yes okay I did that for way too long but honestly you know it was a great time and I
did enjoy it. My chat enjoyed it a lot more though but it was a great moment. I mean I
I met a lot of great people, tumors and stuff like that.
I don't think my chats like that anymore though.
You don't think you're a chat's coomers?
No, I think-
You're just saying if a lady is on here in a tooth piece
where her boob is out.
That's nothing to them.
That's nothing they're used to it now?
Yes.
Well, they get like a new like, shit, who else?
I mean, if you told me like, I don't know,
like if you said like some random chick came to my room
like big boobs. I think my chat would just scatter. I think they would just do that on
out. I'm leaving. Do you even know what scatter is? Don't think like, don't like play LeMont.
They're like LeMont. Yeah, that's good. See, you know. Yeah, I know LeMont,
see, because my chat uses. So does your chat have any emotes? Yeah, we have 7TV.
You got, so that's huge. You got 7TV. Yeah. That's fantastic. I think I've known about
So you were a mod in Dante's channel you watched Dante you became a mod and then you like fuck this
I'm becoming a streamer and then say fuck this he was like you should become a streamer
I think you're a little bit funny, but you should come become a streamer. You are funny. I
Think I'm decent
Stop that bullshit. I'm not I
I think I'm decent you're good but I'm telling you like I was I did not say
not a single joke this stream no you didn't but the thing is with you Mario's
like what I know is that when I go to your stream you're like damn you always
have something to say to me yeah it was most girls if I bring them on stream
or people they're like and it's literally just me talking for like hours and
they don't say shit I mean like are you afraid of my community
not really I don't think there's anything to be afraid about there's nothing you
can say that will make them there's there's nothing you can say to this
poggers side that will make them hate you I really don't know what would piss you
off chat what if I say something so like I feel like I need to disrespect
someone in order for them to be mad like I attack someone who's just so
unproblematic. Go ahead, just say anything you want. No, I'm not doing that because there's nothing in my head that I can't say anything about.
I'll give you, I'll just let you know something. First of all, look how cute Chompy looks.
So the thing is, Mari, with my community nowadays, it's, they're more, they just don't care. It's like
they've been through like three wars, like let them retire. So if you say anything here,
they're not going to go and try to start shit, because for them, it's like, oh my god, how
How many times have we had dramas and problems
in the past five years?
I'm so over it.
There's nothing you can say.
You can say whatever you want.
There's just nothing you can do.
What about like the parasocials?
Don't talk about them.
Okay.
All right.
Love it.
Let me not summon them.
Don't talk about them.
All right.
They're the worst.
All right.
Don't go out and talk about them.
No.
You can.
What about parasocials?
Like, no, I don't want to say.
Thank you for the sub.
What did you just do?
So I pet my viewers and I say, I call them my friends.
I say like, thank you friend for subscribing.
I think that's very dangerous,
calling them your friends,
because then they'll like go to your screen,
like, oh, my friend's live today.
And they're like, oh, I can't wait to spend $100 on my friend.
Then they're gonna text you a paragraph like,
no, then they're gonna text your paragraph like,
oh my gosh, like, you've been like ignoring me
this whole time, that's fine.
I mean, like, then it's my fault.
I mean, like we're friends,
I should be responding to them.
I will message them afterwards say I'm very sorry here's a steam gift card or something. I fucked up
Yes, you just need in that blanket
He's a cute kitty
He's probably one of those statement actually got recognized at somewhere
I forgot where I was but someone said your cat is really cute and it was like a 12 year old kid
And I know he doesn't watch me because his parents were very nice. I was on a plane
Yeah
Yeah, so I would say like if we're going to the chart like you want to explain the chart
So basically you guys I would say admit you can correct me if I'm wrong
I think I got hate for this one time by saying this what I think you're all the W community's audience is like any of between 12 to 25
No, that's
That's reasonable. I don't remember who got mad at me for saying they have young viewers
I think it was Aiden Ross, but you guys do have younger viewers, which is fine. I mean there's not like it's a problem with it
Oh, no, it was the minecrafters. I said that George not found in them have young viewers
I mean like yeah, you're playing a game that's like hard you to kids and you're being fairly like oh like not saying cuss words a lot, right?
Yeah, they like that they cater to a kids audience, which is totally fine. Those are the kids that have the most money
I remember how much those guys are making on Merck. They're making like three million dollars a month
Yeah, I would want to be a minecraft youtuber in another life, but I don't know I'm gonna turn on weird
So yes, they do but what doesn't turn out weird is my community because they're great
So I would say the Pogger side is more like
20 to
Honestly like 40. I wouldn't say 20. No, I would up at like 25 through
50 I do get some asthma rage once in a while. Okay, so you
You think there's some 50-year-olds here
See look I think a lot of people are in there earlier 20s like 22 23 24 26
46 someone's seven that guy is out of here
I
Mean they're probably a sip mom of you there like Devin Nash you watching my analytics. There's got to be someone out there
That's 50. I
Don't know 64
I started watching men's when I'm 20, now I'm 23.
I don't know why I pulled this up like that was unique.
That's very normal.
But these guys, so the difference with your community
and our community is our community is broke.
So-
That's crap, you guys have oilers.
Well the thing is they do have money, our viewers, right?
For sure.
They're just stingy.
But they've learned over the years
that they're just like, but why?
See the difference between your side
and our side that we have
is your side is like the hype beast, right?
It's like, let's fucking go, let's raise these people up, let's help them out, let's
keep making the money and buying nice watches.
When our communities, the second one of us, said we're a millionaire, they assumed we're
all millionaires.
So then it became a very famous thing, a famous saying that happened over the years,
which is never sub, never donate, add block on, stolen Wi-Fi, have you ever heard of
that?
No.
It's a very famous saying in the insurance.
Why are they spamming try hard?
So that's, mods, put that away.
So it's, yeah, it was famous.
It was never sub never donated still in Wi-Fi trap
They've learned this over the years that like stop giving money to streamers as much
Because like why give money to streamers and what's interesting is they started spamming this stuff in the early
2017 so long ago. They're spamming this when streamers actually needed money because there was no sponsors
We were broke. Anyway, let's we're getting ahead of ourselves class is about to begin. Are you ready?
Okay, we actually have a PowerPoint
Actually, no, this is a little
My what'd you tell me to do you said I would assume me without power point now since you're rich and everything
So isn't a slideshow a PowerPoint. I know but like this is like
Whatever story of hate love hate betrayal forgiveness. Yeah. Yeah, so there's a lot of the story of twitch is a beautiful story
It's a beautiful story of love hate betrayal and forgiveness. You said you watch title one
No, okay. Isn't that the one that screams?
And that's bald wait, you don't you don't know what Tyler looks like I do but
Yeah, that's the buff dude. That's like ball goes to Saudi Arabia a lot gets good deals there
I don't know any of that, but I don't think I ever watch one of his dreams before
It's what it's all the same shit. He basically sits there
Mikaela is trying to get attention and he plays leap for 14 hours
You know, I do see Mikaela on Twitter though. You don't have to watch his streams anymore
I mean, they're not like Tyler, but Tyler doesn't care
But like old Tyler, I mean a lot of my viewers like I would say almost most of them watched old Tyler back in the day
And he was kind of like a god
Like old Tyler, what do you like always have clips and shit
It's not even he would have clips. It was just like the strings were just great
I mean like he was he was so good and like 2017
But that was seven years ago, but he it was him in Greek. You know Greek is I think I know what he looks like
I know who he is though, yeah.
All right, so let's start from the top.
Ah, crap, I don't know how to put my fucking-
Put it in the bottom right, yeah.
There we go.
All right, so here's what we're gonna do, chat.
We're gonna go over everything.
So I'm gonna teach her everything about Twitch.
Okay.
All right, so, did you know that Twitch
was introduced as JustinTV back in the day?
I know that, yeah.
Okay, so Justin can, is this guy, right?
He made JustinTV with a guy named Emmett Shear,
who was the CEO of Twitch for like 10 years.
All right?
They made it to have it like reality TV.
They wanted to have it where it's like
bunch of people have cameras and houses and stuff like that.
And it, but it didn't work, right?
It's not what Twitch is now though, reality TV.
You would say my stream is like reality TV.
No.
People like a lot of IRLs though.
And like when people do sepulchons
and they have cameras in every place of the house,
this is what low key it turned into.
You're right, it did.
it didn't with all everyone having their phones out nonstop yet into a kind of
deterrent that but but
before he wanted it the technology wasn't there
and then gaming
was growing in popularity people wanted streams
if there was a website that was before
just in tb
chat what was that one website called it's worth soda pop music stream
now it wasn't like this
none and i don't know if you're going
i was called expire
so there's there was already websites but just in tb was like the first one
that looked actually really fucking good.
And they had lawsuits, they rebranded to Twitch,
he became a streaming service for gaming.
So they rebranded Twitch.
Why the chat if you were here in June 6th, 2011?
I was fucking not, I'll be honest.
I don't even know how old I was when it was in 2008,
I was five, so six, wait, can someone else do the math?
Five, six, seven, eight.
How old are you again?
21.
When was your birthday?
July 31st.
Point in 2003.
Yeah.
I was 8. Someone said 8. Someone said 7. So 8.
Wait, what was your first console?
Gamecube. Then my mom pawn shopped it. You know?
Wait, what was your favorite game?
My mom bought me two games. It was one... One was...
Dora and the Purple Planet.
No wonder you're fucked up. That game's fucking insane.
Dora and the what the fuck? Dora?
No, Dora in the Purple Planet or something like that.
Yeah, I never beat that game, by the way, it was so hard during that time.
Journey to the Purple Planet by Dora, holy shit!
Yeah.
Well, that was a lot of lore to this game.
It was kind of cool, but, yeah.
Alright, what was your second game you had?
I'm gonna be honest, I forgot.
It was probably some bullshit.
It was probably some bullshit.
Yeah. I'm wondering if I could like the actual good games.
So like, were you growing up and did you not play games at all?
No, I was mainly like a Wii Nintendo kid.
like I had like the first DS and then like I transitioned to like the Wii. Oh yeah didn't know
isn't everybody basically grew up on the Wii who was your age? I mean I think so because it was like
the 2000s thing right but like I never had like a PS like PlayStation. I only had like an Xbox 360
like one of the main consoles. Yeah but honestly Xbox 360 is so fucking good you didn't need
another console. Yeah that was the greatest console I've ever had. That was the only good
Xbox I would say that being a triple did you play original Xbox? No, how the fuck would you know?
I mean you have the avatars and everything no it was it was definitely the best console of all time
I always say that to my chat. I do believe it's the best console. All right, so
What the fuck is this?
I'm a symboli MTV news web cam correspondent delivering to you news from the hell's this I've never seen this live streaming video
with chat rooms. Now usually that implies only one thing here on the web. But thanks to the
team over at Justin.tv, even grandma Constance could enjoy this one. Oh really it's work safe.
Check it out. No way! Which is a website that broadcasts your life live 24-7 from your phone.
That's right 24-7 all day every day from this camera.
How does it work? It's rigged to your hat and it just transmits the signal?
Yeah, clip it onto my hat and it goes to our backpack, which has some cell phone data cards in it and says live 24-7
Yeah, this was this was the original Justin TV's. This is like it it's
He was IRL streaming what 13 years ago and a back of a taxi
Everything from you know going on dates and walk around
He was farming parasocials
So he was the first parasocial streamer was the CEO and owner of this website. Well actually Justin can
Wow, so his initial plan actually worked out. Yes
You want a parasocial viewer, can't even fucking work, but that's the website.
So everyone was like, oh my gosh, I can't wait to like, like, why can't we go back to the old days where Twitch was just gaming?
Like, this is what he intended the platform to be. Iroh shit.
Yes, but he wanted that, but the thing is people don't know this site.
You gotta realize, this is probably like 2% of the viewers who still are on Twitch watch Twitch like this today.
Or like they're still, like even know that this was existing.
Right, but I wasn't even around and I'm considered like a legend or something
I don't know what people tell me good so these are some of the old emotes of twitch
Do you know any of these emotes whatsoever?
Okay, you know Bible thumb. Hey, this is the dude. That's like the connections bad
Yeah, just connect the thing this guy back. Yeah
Kappa, okay, so you know something kappa. Yeah and try hard
I don't know, I've heard that people were like racist with that.
They used to be racist with it.
The thing is with Tryhard, it is an emote that people are like, could be racist towards
and like do act in a way where there's spandex mods.
People definitely can use it for racism, but honestly the emote that was used the most
for racism a lot of times was that one was Kamambra.
Kamambra was really bad.
like in 2018-19 they were always like you'd be like oh you just see a black person that you span it
yeah they would or they it's well sometimes actually you try hard to span for that shit but
then they would try to be like oh like I I bought a I bought some black licorice they'd be like
yeah what you mean black and they would just constantly do it it was an annoying f**king
emote awesome oh I eat some fried chicken yeah and they'd be like what you mean fried chicken
that's what they always say man what you mean try hard was uh a really racist emote for like
four years. I would say it was used away for black people. But now it's kind of not. I don't even think
your community spams try hard. No. I don't even think they put it in the chat. Like I don't know.
Maybe I should go over to your chat sometime and teach them try hard.
Wouldn't they want to learn that from me? Like hey guys look at this.
They start spamming try hard. I don't think they would use that shit. I mean that email.
Yeah, look, my mom's saying we go.
So then there's classics. This guy's a very famous Twitch employee. His name is Pluto.
This is a crying baby. It's on his baby rage.
You ever hear of PogChamp? Yeah.
Did you ever hear of Laura on PogChamp? Yeah, it wasn't he like racist or something? Or like, yeah, bad like political views?
Something like that. Yeah. Something like that. But that was one of the most famous emotes.
It's probably the most famous about that. I knew of this pod champ. It was used everywhere my little pod champ
You know when I was a bronie when I watched my little pony people say my I used to watch like a bronie into her
But who was like this is like
Yo, what are we doing on YouTube like eight years ago?
Okay
Fuck you, Nick.
You have a trash can.
Just throw it on the ground.
Everywhere.
I don't.
That's fucked up.
Like, what even is this?
Is this supposed to be like a game, like an arcade room?
Yeah, it's like the resemblance of an arcade.
Like, you ever been in an arcade back in the day, like the 90s?
Hey, did you, um, you take a Gatorade for me?
You mean my Gatorade, no?
Well, I'm saying like, yeah, because there was one Gatorade missing,
and I stole two from you.
So I was like, OK, you take that one, and I put the other one.
I'm sorry, Russell, no.
I didn't take it.
Oh.
I didn't take my own Gatorade.
I'm sorry.
Well, no, I know what I'm saying, like, because I got you one.
Here's your. Oh, something.
Thank you. So Russell yesterday went on Jason, the Weenstream and killed it.
What is killed it mean?
Like, I feel like everyone was kind of like not knowing what to do.
And like, like Jason's like saying things, but Russell was just on it.
He's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And the chat started spamming W. Russell.
Because they fucked with him so hard.
So now Russell's like kind of like, I mean, we got to go back to the chart.
Where'd the chart go?
But Muscle's kinda like, you know, like this is the W Queen, he's like, like here right now I think.
Ooh, but I'm close!
You're close! So, Marry told me I'm like here.
Cause I want to be in, but like I'm not, and I'm not even in the Poggers anymore.
You are. Why are you trying to like, exclude yourself?
I told him he's like in the middle of Poggers.
Yeah, I mean you kinda are like, you're kinda like the king of that community.
Why do you want to leave so bad?
Well, I mean, the community is pretty sick, like I don't want to be here either, so.
Dude, I want to move, like, I want to go here, this far away land.
You want to go to kick?
I can conquer all, yes, I'll go to kick.
Okay, he wants to go north, I want to go east.
Wait, I don't know.
Do you want to go to Saudi too?
No, east, that's west, I want to go east.
Oh, oh you want to go east? Okay, sorry.
Oh man, yeah, like I don't know what I want to put my gum on the floor.
Oh, okay.
Do you just...
What do you want it?
Put it on the table.
If you give my fucking cat a gum,
Mari,
I will never talk to you again.
Just feel the table or something.
Just have like a rung.
See, that's what I'm saying.
That's why it doesn't matter.
Just have a fucking rung, fucking...
Eat it.
I don't know why you think you wouldn't.
I've eaten pig brains insects. I'll really do anything to calm down. I don't care
My fucking bag you prick
Yeah, I know I want to actually get them done very soon. I'm gonna head to the gym though, so I'll see you guys
Well, she's looking a little ashy
That's not a compliment, dude
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Like, you
get it. Anything. Anything else.
Come on, bro. Say something. I
don't know. Like, I'm sorry, bro.
Just say W. Fit, bro. Oh, W. Fit.
You're gonna say we're insane. Yeah. See.
There you go, bro. There you go.
W eats Russell. I'm teaching
you the the world's a twitch.
Oh, you don't know. You don't
Yep, she's another Forzness.
What?
Yep.
He died, rest in peace.
So sad.
He did.
He died?
Yeah, he died.
Really? Are you serious?
Yeah.
He's gone?
I mean, his wife Nina, yeah.
Yeah, he died in a boat accident.
Rest in peace.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Like, put it on something.
I'll put it on Forzness, he's dead.
On Forzness, yeah.
Fuck it.
I mean...
Chad, is he dead?
Yes, look at Chad.
In our hearts.
Dies for our sins.
Stop lying to her.
Okay.
See?
Why do you drink out of a mason jar?
So what I'm, what am I doing?
So it's got us a bunch of mason jars I never go back.
So, the love jar, the love note jar, I know that.
Yes, yes, she got a bunch of love,
or he got a bunch of love note jars for her.
It was sweet.
It was fucking cute.
It was so cute.
Why can I read one?
He still has it.
You already know.
Wait, I wanna read notes.
Russell, do you know where it is?
No, I don't.
No, I wanna read notes.
Wait, okay, I know where it is.
I'll get it. Okay. Yay. So what what I just did to you? I lied to you and you fell for it.
That's called a javate. Really excited. That's really fucked up. That fours and died? No,
what? I'm talking about the love note jar. Wait, why are you excited? Why are you why are you
saying it's fucked up? What? Like, like, you lied about you're confusing me. I said it's
fucked up because I thought you lied about letting me breathe a note from the jar. You
You can read a note from the jar.
Okay.
I don't care.
Okay.
Well, that's like so three years ago,
like I don't give a fuck, I don't care.
You do whatever you want.
That's kind of recent, isn't it?
Three years ago?
No, three years in the entertainment industry,
I feel like it's like three centuries.
It feels like it's forever.
Like it feels like it was a different life of mine.
Didn't you just say three years
if you don't even feel like you're the same person?
Yeah, but I was a teenager and an adult now,
so it's different.
Oh my God.
Wait, were you smart in school?
No.
What kind of grade you got?
I want to get into that. It's kind of like crazy, like, uh,
because like my last year of high school was COVID.
So I would like wake up and get in like, um,
a zoom call, a zoom call, but I would not like actually like get up and do that.
I would go and just stream.
Wait, that fucking blows. Yeah. I didn't get a graduation.
I didn't get prom or anything. Yeah.
Well, you know, it's crazy. I didn't get a prom either.
Well, was that like your choice or your schools?
It wasn't my choice or my schools.
what happened I asked a girl named Sarah and she said yes and I got really
excited I was planning our lives together basically and I was so happy and
then I found out the next day that she started to date a guy named Nick
I'm sorry you took two minutes to look the human tribe I looked at all the
spots I know where it is I know where it is but anyway yeah this girl Sarah
Fucking ripped my heart together. I got so upset. I didn't go to prom. I played Halo the entire night
She works at Goldman Sachs was I mean it is a bad place
Yeah, but I'm grateful that like I grew up on the internet because then I was like a e-dater
You were used to e-date. Yeah, seriously
So I'm happy because like I didn't really like like talk to guys at my school and I did like since I was already on the internet
He didn't like oh, I spent a lot of my time on the internet
Why would that make you happy that you were just hanging out with guys that you'll never meet?
Were you one of those girls that thought you're gonna marry the guy that you were dating on discord?
And you're like well, you know he can come here like twice a month and I can go there twice a month
Or we can schedule this and we can come together
Yeah, I
I did that too.
Sleep calls, you know.
Things that should not be named.
I did that with one girl.
So I did that with one chick when I was playing World of Warcraft.
Her name was Excience.
I love you, Excience, still.
And she had a friend named Death Rock.
And I started hanging out with Excience a lot.
And then this girl, Death Rock,
who was a night elf, World of Warcraft,
you know World of Warcraft, obviously.
So this girl who was a World of Warcraft,
she was a night elf, started hanging out with me a lot.
And she's a girl.
And I was the guild leader.
And I'm like, shit, it's kind of weird.
But we did it anyway, sort of flirting, going on walks and gold
shire in, taking her on Ellen Forest walks.
It was beautiful.
I knew her.
She was so hot.
Oh, wow.
So she was so hot.
And then one day we're in Firelands 25 man and I hear on her
mic and she goes.
I love you.
It was a girl.
Because I never talked to her.
I fell in love with her right there.
And then I said, I want to date and marry death rock.
So you didn't even hear her voice and you were in love with her too?
Yes.
And I got so in love with her my friend Marko who's a fucking freak doctor
But there's more to my story okay, but we doctor
We found out she wasn't real
We found out that she didn't exist she lied about her last name and everything else
We found out the real truth was that was her brother and her brother told his sister to go on the mic
Because I was giving him extra stuff in the guild
bold
Armor and love
I fucking loved it so you you what you loved him
See bisexual, but in the progress community, it's okay to be gay
The mind she fist bump me if it's okay
I didn't want to touch you.
Yeah, every girl says that.
All right, so early Twitch 2011, 2014, all right?
This is like, one in chat if you were here for this,
you probably weren't, okay?
So this is the old, old, old Twitch.
This is the oldest times.
These are the oldest frogs,
probably 30, 40 years old if you're here.
I have a lot of old heads, you're right.
So 2013 to 14, the donation button was implemented
by, do you know who Rektal is?
No.
That's that's crazy show me a picture. That's crazy to me
I mean you might not 1989 I got a lead oh
My
Yeah, yeah, so wreckful
He he was kind of like a
He was like a pioneer of the website
So he was constantly getting donations and like setting donation goals because like I want to make this into a job
Because back then there was no ads
There's no twitch prime. No ads no twitch prime. No subs. No nothing. There was no way
No, there's no subs this back then this was there was nothing on this platform to make money from
So wreckful said why don't I make a PayPal and you guys can donate to it and give me money
And he would tell his chat if you all give me one dollar I can start doing this as a full-time job
so back then
Back then were there subs other were subs but no one did it literally no one cared
Like people just did donations and they because they wanted to get recognition
So this is one of the moments so back then what started happening is these big oilers came and that's where the name came from
because they were from Saudi or they were from
the East and
They would give them insane donations like you know nowadays everyone gets like gifted subs back then like
I'm pretty sure he gets oh man. He got $21,000 from a guy. Oh
Man, I was tied. I was tied with wreckful, but now it's gone
I had my I had my glory days wait listen and that's soda on the other call and soda also got money from this guy
What was chat how much money did this guy give?
His name was like I'm high or something. I forget I
Think he gave both of them like 20k so this guy this guy came in and this is where the original name like
W community members say Euler. They're starting to say it now. So that's where this came from
It's from the basically the stream. Let's not click it. Everyone gets to say that though an oiler
That was something bad
What but then I started saying a reason you could say whatever you want
Everyone guess I guess and also dude. He's a K viewers. But back then he ran the website
Like a cave. It was like the top. Yeah, you're the you're a god if you a K viewers
You were God that was not a thing that you were you were the band. I haven't clicked it. I have no idea
I don't think it's $1.
Now people think like, like, $1,000 small.
That's crazy.
Well, back then, the thing is they also had, like, think about now,
like when you give subs, like, your name pops up, you get recognition,
there's an alert, all this other stuff.
But back then, when you give subs, it was, or donate,
that was the only way to get recognition.
And these guys would get like their name on their string for like a month
It's one thousand and one fucking dollar like that is the worst
So yeah, that's what it was like back then, but it's really interesting. You say you didn't know rightful because
Yeah, that's kind of nuts. Yeah, so
2012 is when things started to pick up League of Legends Wow and Starcraft started to blow the fuck up on Twitch
So I'm being huge
People started to like this is one of there's this thing called raise your dongers came out
You're not gonna know this you've never seen this is like a song. It is a song
But people used to spam raise your dongers to everything
Because there was just no emotes on twitch besides like these so they started just putting random shit like askies like the
Japanese like you ever get one of those like big dicks in chat that you know
Oh, I love those.
Yeah, so that the Robin Robin.
So mods your chat go ahead and spam as many as you want.
So those ran twitch like people just spammed
because there's just hardly any moderation.
There was no you could just do whatever you want.
And you could just spam the Harbin Marvins
and do whatever you want.
I love the Robin Marvin.
Yeah, so they were called Hydras back then
like the Hydras, but there's Patrick Dick.
All that stuff was Dick.
Yeah, but I want to see that.
You might not be able to because.
Yeah, one of my mods family don't be a pussy come on put up put a package
But the chat looked like this back then there was like three emotes
Yeah, it was it was mostly just I don't have but what's interesting is your community yet
The W community was also more text and now I feel like they're getting more notes. Yeah, but you guys started with just W and L
W now and then like now we're starting to do like emotes and shit. Yeah, stop copying us. So
So, uh, Dongers, then this thing called Twitch Plays Pokemon happened, this is what I got
on the Twitch.
This was-
Which plays Pokemon?
Like the Twitch Rivals or something?
No, no, no, I'll show you.
So back then, this thing called Twitch Plays Pokemon happened, and this was like all over
the internet.
Uh, this, this took over the internet for like, or like Reddit and everything.
All like the, were you control the chat, controls it?
Yeah, so the chat was controlling it.
This is what I got on the Twitch.
They had the beat Pokemon Red and I'm pretty sure the end of like 50,000 viewers, which back then was like, it was never a thing.
Yeah.
And like there's so what's crazy about this is all these characters, all these names AAATV, like people made full on Lord videos about it.
Like on Reddit and things.
Yeah, there was like actual like full on Lord videos about Twitch Place Pokemon.
What do you have to say to it?
Like what did you partly say?
well because the community is basically are being
they made stories about it again i forgot some of the stories but they like
uh... try to summon things and talk about it uh...
and it's that this is a kind of talks about more of it where
the fifty one minute video
but this week
which place pokeman got a lot of people into
uh...
which
this it was
insane
uh... they did this in called lord helix which is like the helix possible
and i praised it
and they would call it their god on Reddit.
Is that weird to you?
Reddit's scary.
I feel like a little bit, yeah.
Aren't you guys like Twitter people?
Yeah, but it's like Twitter's like a watered down Reddit.
I would say no, especially with the communities.
I feel like Reddit is more moderated than that.
I feel like on Reddit, you can't say anything
unless like I let it go.
When Twitter, you can say whatever the fuck.
And the community posts usually wrong 90% of the time.
So yeah, twitch place pokemon was fucking huge like that's how I got into it
And a lot of other people did because it blew up all over the internet
It was kind of like one of the first things that really grew up like blew up on the internet about twitch and then
Later that year Amazon bought twitch for a billion dollars
So that he bought it they bought it from those two guys for a bill
Hey, I would have sold it to you for that much for what it was back then, you know
I mean shit if you got a bill and then just put it in a video
Or you put it in all in crypto, you know, I mean, I think the guy is actually a crypto fiend who made twitch so he probably put all in crypto
Something like that
Damn, did you like we legends?
No, I don't like it. Do I look depressed?
Don't you joke about being depressed on screen? No, I don't
My chat says I'm depressed. I'm not depressed
I'm sure
Are you like on a scale of 110, how happy are you?
And you're fucking sad like you're getting there. Well, she didn't say negative or something
beginning of third party. Oh
Yeah
Well, how happy are you?
I would say like I'm a cool 6.5
Yeah
Yeah, I'm not the person
Okay, that's good to hear.
So the beginning of third parties began, this is Soda Poppin.
Have you ever seen this emote?
Uh, no, I don't think so, it doesn't look familiar.
That's Forzun.
So this is when emote culture started to get bigger, Forzun's community became like
the community to make all the emotes.
So they made the gachi song, have you ever heard a gachi song?
No, gachi.
You're not going to, you would never have heard it.
So it's, let me show you an example.
Someone like me, a gotchy song.
Like this is like, hmm, what's like the gotchy song
and like, oh, it's in there?
No, this is Radio Kappa.
Oh, is it in there later?
Okay.
So Forza Community became popular.
Soda starts the W-mote trend with Soda W.
So like that's like the wide-emote, right?
And then this guy named Nim made a bunch of music,
which kind of started music on Twitter.
So this is 2015, but you're still like five years away.
This is one of most-
I can't play it, I wanted to hear it.
You want to hear it?
I want to hear it.
It'll make no-
You play like one second.
It'll make no sense, ready?
It'll make zero sense to you.
Nim Hs proudly presents Radio Churpa.
Hello Twitch chat.
Did you guys know that force and love stereo effects
on cancer music?
Follow the snow chugger.
Clap your hands to the side you're hearing it.
Type hog champ when it's centered.
I'm talking to you, when I'm with you,
I'm more than a thorn.
I'm on the road to the neighborhood.
And I can say to you, remember.
The pleasure it's most.
I'm talking to you, when I'm with you.
I'm talking to you, when I'm with you.
I'm running out to the neighborhood.
Can you listen to it yet?
Yeah.
And you're 100% right.
Back then, this was like top tier shit.
People love this stuff.
So the thing to do back then, to be a good streamer,
like started the idea of like a moat culture and community and the guy forson was the guy like he
kind of started emotes on twitch but he's because his community just took it to a whole new level
with better tpv and then frankerz where they just made everything of every word had an emote
everything was an emote everything was a meme and they kind of started that whole thing so like
this is 2015 you've got pog champ this is when pog champs are the blow up uh ease this is when
the Pepe started to be used a lot more. You got, you know, feel strong, man.
So why did like Tush just like take the Pepe shit and ran with it?
Because I think it's a good question. I don't know. I think it's because it just.
I mean, well, the world of the internet is like the frog, right?
Back then, back then Pepe the frog was so huge on 4chan and on all the other websites.
So they kind of, and a lot of fours in this community were four-channers, because back then four-cham was like huge.
It wasn't just like a place for like people to go search up weird-ass porn in My Little Pony shit.
It used to be a place where most people went, or a lot of people went.
So now they, that's where this pet base started to blow up, and they kind of brought it over to Twitch.
You know, they could just like customize the face to make any type of emotes.
Like, he's like, why'd you say it like that? Is that how you say it?
Italian. Okay. So this is Popega. This is the original
Popega. People liked it. Wait, what? There's Nam. This was a
very popular one in the EU world. They started to spam Nam.
Feels like man. This is a popular one. And there's rare
parrot dance or something. It's rare. I think it's
really popular. It's a block fish. This one. What would
you spam that for? What was this one? I never did have it
was literally just did a nom. I'm talking about that ugly
Block fish in the corner. Oh, this is what a factor will go on stream. Let's get going
All right, so this is like the more early whoops this is like the more
Why is there a tree? Oh, this is like the more
You're probably what the fuck is going on. Yeah, okay, so this is kind of like new
That is the best compliment you can give the canoe. This is kids idle. Really? Yes
So, how do I explain this?
Forzins community started to get really, like, they just pushed the narrative, they just kept
pushing and pushing, and then they started to push to this guy named Billy Harrington
who was blowing up, I think, in Japan, but he was blowing up because he does gay porn.
So, the internet started to fall in love with this guy a lot, and Forzins community
took it and they made Billy Harrington popular for like five years on Twitch, like literally
right before you joined. This was everywhere. I know that sounds hard to believe.
And that email of him doing this? Yes. This shit was...
It's him getting back shots. Yeah. This is all sex.
How was this allowed? Because Twitch no one gave a fuck.
Oh wow. This is 2015. But not like they would you get banned for having
SpongeBob shaking ass on Twitch. You know that's actually a very good point
that you're able to have visa notes but not that. Yeah.
But the thing is like he's not shaking ass here. He's taking backshots
I know but you can you can tell that he's getting backshots like you know the context of that
I also think that if twitch ever got rid of or did anything to Billy Harrington people would fucking kill them
Like like the Bible thumb
They removed that I mean yeah, they removed it
But the thing is people aren't really upset about it because you could just add it on 7 TV
Like all right like you you took it off, but we could just easily use it still
So, 7TV kind of, in my opinion, ruined Twitch.
Like the culture of Twitch.
I feel like it ruined it because people barely sub for emotes now.
Like, girl, I can just fucking put your shit on 7TV.
I don't need your shit.
Or I can just find a new one.
I know.
That's why I feel like it ruined Twitch.
I feel like when I was on, like, when I started streaming,
like, emotes was like a big thing that would get me subs,
because, like, I would be a part of the community.
Like, oh, Mari has easy emotes.
I mean, like, sub to her.
And now it's like 7TV.
And now they can just take your remote and put it on 7TV
and not give a fuck.
But one problem that also happened with 7TV, I feel, is that there doesn't need to be an
emote for everything.
I feel like emotes used to feel like, oh, I'm using an XQC emote here, and it made people
go like, ooh, an XQC sub.
It felt more like a community with subbing.
When nowadays it feels like you're just subbing to see the number go up.
So I personally think that 7TV is just too much.
I thought a better TTV was fine, but 7TV, I think just with all the emotes families,
a little bit much. Like, I liked this era, but I'm also an old man. So this was all popular.
Gashi was everywhere. It was all dudes having sex. It was all this guy Billy Aniston. So like,
his community started to make songs about it.
Here, let me play this one. So this one is basically what they would do is they would take
the song that like him having sex and turn into music ready
so all those sounds are the coming songs
he might have been like copied or something i don't know the word for it
you know who uh who is it chai who is it like the ones from my jet
Fuck! What's his name?
He's like, I'm about to come!
Dreamy Bull! Dreamy Bull! Dreamy Bull!
Yes, Dreamy Bull! Dreamy Bull! Dreamy Bull!
Do you know who Dreamy Bull is?
No. Who's Dreamy Bull?
So, one thing we just did there,
Mari, which is a huge no-note,
is you paused...
You made us pause this song.
You can't skip or they'll get very upset.
Are you upset, Chat?
Yes, they're... I'm not...
I don't have to look. I know they're upset.
So so those claps are him smacking ass
So that was I'm telling you this was twitch culture for like four years
You have to know and learn these things if you want to you know
Pretty good
Yeah
I wouldn't show the screen
Dream Bowl no, you can look it up on you to get dreamy bowl. This is interesting
I'm learning things that you guys are you know
Just look up I'm about to
Yeah, I'm about to
This yeah
So is that him actually uh, yeah
That's him
Okay, so all right, that's him. So yeah, like he's a modern-day Billy Harrington
That's great to know that that kind of legacy of being gay lives on
But then like you would like see the transition of him being like that to like him playing like a persona like OCT on like a saxophone
What's OCT? OST
Original sounding track
Yeah, that's what it sounds like.
So yeah, there's like thousands of songs,
thousands of beams, this guy named Dim took it over.
Yada, yada, yada.
Oh, Pokemon Go.
So this was the greatest time.
This is the beginning of IRL streaming.
When people would run around with computers
in their backpacks, trying to figure out
how the fuck to start IRL streaming.
People were wandering the streets,
trying to make anything work with IRL.
So this is 2016.
Pokemon Go was released, did you play Pokemon Go?
A little bit, but I didn't like it
because I would have to go outside.
The guy would only play it in my room.
You can't even catch a lot of Pokemon in your room.
Why did you not go outside?
This was a phenomenon.
Everyone was out having fun talking to me.
It was one of the best summers of my life, 2016 summer.
I mean, I was e-dating, but I didn't care.
So you were just in your room e-dating.
Yeah.
Where was the guy from that you're e-dating?
I'm not doxing that.
A state?
I'm not doxing the state
because he'll be like, oh, she's talking about me.
Okay, was he far away from you?
Yes.
But why does it matter?
Did you ever meet him?
No.
See, I met my E-Date.
That's good for you.
I was a little ass kid.
I don't think I could meet them.
Yeah.
Yeah, I met one of my E-Dates.
She went to a school that was like three hours away
from me.
It's not E-Date.
How did you meet her?
Like on Discord or something?
My friend, back then it was called Skype.
So we were in a Skype call and she was in the Skype call
and then we started hanging out and then I met up with her
and she was like a very skinny white girl
and that just ain't me.
Are you sure?
I'm positive.
So the birth of 2016, wait.
The birth of IRL streaming on Twitch began
and this was Pokemon Go was released.
I don't wanna think.
And Twitch let people go outside.
So this was like a very fun time.
Like the world was changing, people were going outside.
This was some of the best fucking streams of all time
because it was so interesting, right?
It's like, nowadays people in IRL streaming
is like, yes, you could do this,
but back then it was the wild west.
You had no idea, like, you gotta go,
something that they missed out on this whole thing.
This era of Twitch right here
are the, this era, 2015 before it,
you had to stream games or they would ban you.
Really?
Yes.
They would ban you.
Yes.
Like the initial, because of what,
so this is when Amazon took it over?
Yes. So they would ban you for streaming if you weren't streaming games.
So if you took like a huge break for an hour or two while you were streaming
and you were just talking in your chat, you would get banned.
That's fucked up.
Isn't that insane to think that that was real?
Yes.
Yeah, they would ban you for not playing games.
That's fucked up.
So what people would do back then is Rekful would play...
You ever played a game called Hearthstone?
I heard it over and over again.
So 2014, this is how Forzin became really popular, is uh...
You search it?
Why the fuck can't my computer load?
So, uh, Hearthstone, Wreckful, ERA, like this ERA...
Okay, now we...
...what people used to do.
This game is so, like, it plays by itself,
that it was kind of like a half IRL talking, half playing the game.
Because before this, this is 2014-15, you had to play games.
So people would just play WoW all day, or like, League.
But this was kind of like, oh, I'm playing a game.
Look at me, but I'm also talking to my chat.
So then what was really interesting is Twitch
implemented something called the just eating category.
Just eating?
Yeah.
So you can take a break on your shift to eat.
Yeah.
So what was it called?
Chat, does anyone remember what it was called?
Social eating.
Was that it?
So Twitch introduces social eating.
How crazy that thing.
What?
So you were allowed to eat when you went to this area.
But you weren't you weren't allowed to do this stuff on your gaming area
That's crazy. So you can't eat while you're gaming you can but this was the place where they were like you can socially eat
So you could hang out with somebody you can talk to chat, but then you have to go back and play your game
You can't just sit here all day. So I think at one point
He got on the news for it right chat
So now I have a game stream
Now, I can't eat McNuggets every day, because then I'll get fit.
So I decided I'm gonna eat vegetables.
I got a party tray.
So he would go live and other people would go in this category because they liked their
community but they didn't want to stream games.
So they would go and just eat fucking stupid shit to try to get past the whole thing.
So wait, Chad, where's the- there's- he got on the news.
I know I remember him getting on the news does anyone know like I think it was on like CBS or something
It was definitely somewhere
Here we go
Brand new social platform
CBS 2's Vanessa Murdoch has more
This broccoli does not look tasty
So I'll let you know something. In this era, 2014, I wasn't just a Twitch viewer.
Well, were you a mod?
Mari, I was the biggest loser. I knew everything. I was the skit-so.
So you would be, like, type a pair of your apps?
No, never. Never typed. Because I just knew one day I might be a streamer and I'll get back to
me. And boy did that not pan out. But I never typed in people's chats. Ever.
That's crazy. But you know all the lore and everything.
well that's why it's interesting you came to me because I knew so much lore you
know how I started becoming a streamer so I knew so much lore about all these
streamers oh you made documentaries that I made documentaries on them so is
that how you got it yeah I got made a video about Tyler one that's at 3.3
fucking mill and I made all these videos and then I would just upload the
react and then this is how I got my start you didn't really do a lot of the
fuck you don't mean what what like I thought I was lovely or like cutie like
like you stopped that like ninja in asthma gold motherfucking Jones this was
six years ago Lubbock wasn't even a thing where's like the grind like you
didn't like oh let me keep doing this this grinds right here on my sub count
check that out
you just flex that to me I know in the W community this is basically a 300
streamer but to me this is a lot of 300 viewer streamers fucked up I think my
highest was like no it was 4,000. Damn where's the grind? Yeah and just letting
you know Ludwig started in 2019 QT was like nothing. Wait when did QT start?
It says 19. Back then this was like this streamers like I could have done
like Summit 1G do you know what that is? You should have done Pokimane. Oh my god I should have
fuck so the problem with this is when I started meeting these people they're
like dude you're just a huge fucking dude I couldn't even like deny it like I was
the huge fucks it up like oh what if I come if I came up to you like oh I love
your shoes so much miss can I please be on your stream is you know fuck it up or
no I didn't say that to them though I say just knew cuz of the video they
did you want yeah I was like it was so apparently this is a story you know
soda poppin I heard him yeah so soda poppin I was a big fan of him this
guy you ever see him yelled at me in World of Warcraft for a while yeah so soda I went
to his house this is like 2018 and I was just meeting all the streamers so I go to his house
and I was a little tipsy and I don't remember any of this I don't remember any of this
but apparently I was at the house and I sat down with them for like 30 minutes just
talking about how great he is and how awesome he is and I'm like so glad to meet him
And then the next day they were all talking about how I should not have been at that party.
Because I was a viewer.
So like coming off like that is going to be like, you think I should do that?
Is that your advice?
I'm asking you, like should I be like, because I'm not going to do that.
You don't give off that vibe.
You give off like, I'm cool like, it's what I'm going to do.
Oh, my oar is cool?
You give off like good, yeah.
I give off straight viewer vibes.
Like I do everything.
I knew more about him.
He was like, wait, I did that?
I'm like, yeah, do you remember this March 13th, 2007?
Like you did this?
No, you should not have done that while you're like listening like oh, you're listening like a SpongeBob episode like season two episode 17
But my that's what it was like back then like the Mitch Jones era like all that stuff like it was just a it was seasons
And it was I sound like such a dork. Yeah
Yeah
Sinna was like that too. Oh, wait Sinna was was she like a huge fan
Amiga I was annoying. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I think I remember seeing like the first stream
she was on or I think it was like a monopoly stream that's when I first saw her
I don't remember when I first saw Senna I think the first time I saw Senna is when
Fujita said yeah this girl's here you want to meet her I said okay so this is
the eating category which it is interesting to think like she you like
You're just eating in front of you doing that
Yep
So back then to twitch chat was very sexist and racist
Sexist and racist
Sex is like how like how bad was it? Oh, they just shut a woman all day
Like it was just not women all in like fucking slice and shit. It was yes. I know chat saying still is
You cannot compare old twitch chat from ten years ago. It's not even comparable
What it like it was terrible for women
I feel like the the Pogger side is like girls can like there's a higher chance for girls to like be bigger
But on the W side it's like they're like all fucking girls was always here. Here's the truth Maureen. Yes, you're right
but that's because they're young and just like a lot of my chat was around at
this time and they grew it will change as time goes on as they get older into
their later 20s or whatever they're even like late teens on their f**k
they're at they will get more like that the W community will be more accepting
towards women and watch them it's just right now they are all young and what
do young kids do they hate women but they want to have sex with them but they
hate women. It's just that's so bad. It's just like they'll just be like, oh, like,
I won't watch your stream. She's just so boring. Girls can't be funny. Like, that's
really how it is. Yeah. And you're gonna get a lot of those people. And the thing
is, though, in one person, I do have to say it took a lot of the heat back then
for all this kind of shit was Pokemon. So Pokey was the original like e-girl.
And she for like five years just got nonstop hate. Some of it, she
obviously fucking deserved their stupid ass shit, she said. But what did she
say that was like crazy that like for me to get better content it was so stupid
like did you guys like ever beef no but but but she got a lot of hate a little
bit got a lot of hate you know lindy yeah I was gonna pull up a clip if you didn't
know her but so a little bit they got a lot of hate back then but it's the
same thing for you guys like I'm telling you as they get older the
community is young they will also like women a lot more was Milo a little
these old cat that you threw yeah I saw that clip so yeah that was a very that
was a very popular clip I was one of the only people that defended her to sound
out about which was when that happened wait so you that that clip made you a
guy I don't think when was that one of that clip happen like 2018 yeah I think
I made my account 2018 like the first person I follow was poking me all right
So this is basically out was there was an eating thing that was happening. They were eating on social media
Everyone was going crazy. Look at all the triards. What?
There's no chicken or anything
They just spam try out for everything. They have like four months like the emo. I don't think there's no racism behind that. I
Think they just like the emo
It's a pretty cool emotes like a happy fellow just enjoying life, you know with a afro
Can I tell you something? Yeah
All right, did you spend that email to you'll never find logs and they know I never spend emails, but I will say this
Before you guys like the W community was you guys you guys
angels
Before you guys were here
And before even the cova era
Before all this stuff. Come on breath was the commombra era of 2015 to 19 or like 2014 to 19 18
You gotta understand something.
This is real.
Back then, people would like try to get the N word to be played on strings, the hard R,
and the chats would laugh.
It wasn't like they were like, oh, you know, this is bad.
A lot of times they were laughing.
Like, ha ha, someone got the N word with the hard R through the entire TTS.
That's what it was like in 2017 era, 16, 15 era.
I was like one year before like people are like migrating yes, like there's a very popular song
Did you ever hear the bad version of this no
You want to hear it
So this is what people would try to get through I wonder if it's even there
So I'm gonna try to play it on my ship
Yeah
Your sister that is my sister look look this is literally forcing the guy I was talking about life is like a
Long that's where it would be yet. Yeah
So but this is what people did and the come on bros would be spammed and people would be like the back then
This is before even this era
It was like people would laugh at it like people were constantly trying to get that stuff out and twitch
Didn't really have moderation like crazy like they do now
So it was it was it happened which all I really started doing crazy moderation like 2016 for it
But it was bad
It was it was insane. So that's what I'm telling you like it was a different world back then
So that's when
Honestly that was
Listen, I'll say this my lungs are way worse than that
What? Oh, yeah, well, I was an edgelord. I was the kid in rust one be ones and call duty saying the worst thing
You can ever imagine I said everything and anything that you could possibly think of I
I was a bad kid, but the truth is when I was that bad kid it was more accepted
Do you remember when I dubs made a video that had like 50 million views when he said the n-word with the hard R?
I know but I don't just I don't like that's like
Don't people not fuck with him no more not anymore, but that's because they call him a cup
But but back then they were like oh my god. Yes, like 2017. He was like everything's okay or none of it's okay
Everyone's like preach bro
Like we should be able to say anything we want to do all Karen and there's such a dumb logic back then
But back then that's when like that culture was around where people just said as much worse things that you can to to make people
react
Yeah, relax. That was it and that's when I said that shit and I call it duty era
So like I understand and you know one of the reason why I stopped being like that
Because it brands no because it just stopped like the internet in 2018
Just kind of got away from that and stopped liking it and stopped being funny and interesting
So it just kind of stopped and I just
I never even really thought about it, I was just like yeah, it was dumb back then, you
looked back on it, you're like why did I do that, but back then it was just people said
shit like that all the time.
It wasn't, and that's just it, it kind of died in 2018, like that was probably the
last one I sent before, you know I stopped, but what's really interesting and people
don't know this in the W community is I got exposed to logs in 2019.
So it got re-like.
Mm-hmm.
So my logs got leaked in 2019, and it was crazy how the difference between nowadays and back
then when it got leaked.
Like how people would react.
Yeah, no one cared.
I only went live the next day.
No one cared.
You know what's crazy though?
I feel like people make a big deal of stuff, just so they can have a topic to talk about
for a week and then they forget about it.
That's the thing.
Well, listen, at the end of the day, it was a funny meme.
Bruce went insane about it.
it was a fun time. I enjoyed my life, you know.
Anyway, so who even like exposed it? Like, anyway, so we're gonna go back to talking about anything
else. So, uh, what happened at touch gone? What happened at touch gone? Like you met Bruce again?
Oh, yeah, I met Bruce. Are you guys cool? I never disliked Bruce. Oh, when he went insane,
I'm like, I literally was saying to myself, like, there's just something wrong with him.
That's not Bruce
Yeah, I was like that. That's not the bruise. I knew I was like he's just going through something. I mean, it was bad. He fucking
You blocked
Are you so blocked?
I'm gonna try to call him
Should I?
When was TwitchCon? 10, 9, 20, right?
No, that's Dean's so cool. Wait, where the fuck?
That is so race
No, it's Dean's so cool. What's the other one?
Wait, it was Dean's so cool
What's the other one?
It's here
Oh
What you mean it worked out what it would you do
run for five minutes
Well, so I do a full body
I'm just asking I'm just trying to get your routine. I want to you know get both like you
Yeah, I don't know why the overnight barcode for us left.
Russell, get in the camera if you're going to talk.
What is the point of talking if you're not in camera?
Dude, I'm sorry.
Yeah, sorry.
I know that.
OK, wait.
Russell would know.
Russell would know.
Russell, 2017, you were on Twitch, right?
Yes.
16.
Yes.
Wasn't the chats actually racist?
Yes.
What did they want to try to get the N word to go through TTS and shit?
Yes.
All the time.
I mean, people were still saying yeah for it in 2017 on Twitch.
True.
No one cared. Yeah. Yeah, it was like the older times, you know, you can't
But I'm not now I've watched cash nasty back in the day and people are being racist in the show really
Well, you was your month wage. Let me teach you something
The word you know how that people say all those are twitch frogs. Yeah, wasn't the word frogs wait what it was
Frogs it was
the F1
That's what we used to call each other
That's what I mean when I say it was just a different time.
Way different.
It was literally, and it wasn't like you thought about it.
Should I say frog anymore?
No, it doesn't matter.
But back then it was like people were just like, wait, frog?
That word meant nothing.
It literally just meant like, you're stupid.
So people called Twitch, and then that's when they started using the word frog.
I don't want to use that word no more.
And now there's new frogs and old frogs, and the word frog was still used in that
Yeah, but switch it. That's what people used to say. Yeah.
Like, yeah, gay frogs. Wow. Yeah. Plain buoyant frogs. There's a lot. There's a lot of different
frogs. Raj Patel was a. I don't know who Raj Patel is. You know Raj Patel? You look
him up. The thing is, he's not telling everyone anymore. Raj Patel is dead, it's now Austin
show. Oh, so that's his name? Yes. So back then he was called Raj Patel because he played
as an Indian character on RuneScape. Yes. So he was an Indian character and then the
Minecraft community started to grow and Austin realized when he was smart. He said I have to change my brand
Because this is cancel culture area now, and I need to change my shit. So he changed his name to
Austin show
Yes, and the reason why his name was Raj Patel is because he was friends with all Indian kids when he grew up
And they he would do Indian accents when he would call friends on
uh...
on to
i'm mostly here because you also he never show his face
a really nice face and i kinda wanna sit on it
that was to be hitting on
chance
but besides i mean i have a question
yeah sure please go ahead
where's the old rash
we can't go too far back but like yeah
if you're from europe the fucking bathrooms and yeah
I used to talk like that.
What the heck?
Yo.
Yep.
You know what I'm saying?
That's kind of funny.
No, it was funny.
It's not even like really fucked up.
Like, I don't know.
I don't care.
Nobody cares.
No one cared.
Back then, he was around for seven or eight.
He was nine, 10 years old.
No one cared.
Literally, nobody cared.
It was funny.
It was good.
I mean, he had to change his brand because back then,
he was smart when he changed it.
Did you know you didn't know any of these kind of shows like you've never seen like I
Seen like the
The host or like love or some shit. Yeah, so these are lover hosts that used to happen
So this is when he was awesome show, but like you would have
This era I'm also
So a lot of the streamers that came to twitch or like that are bigger now
started on his show and a lot of them if they're not big now they're on cake
wow yeah so cutie got her star on the show you know no one like before then
she's a nobody why people saying Titty Tuesdays Titty Tuesdays was a very
popular show where they would get girls with big text to go on the show and one
guy would be in the middle so Bruce started on the show
Oh, that's how you met Bruce. Yep. It's our first man Bruce. Wow. Oh my gosh
I love knowing about all this little Hassan started on the show
So I saw yeah, I mean Hassan did have a following chat like he was already big
He was he was big on the young church
But he got popular on twitch from the show and he's staying out with a guy named destiny
They would play like they would you know destinies?
You see my one picture
Why they're crazy
Now blue hair
Blue hair
So anyway, so cutie Cinderella would really do really good on the show
And she's with some blue hair freaking destiny all the time and they would basically do the show and it was really funny
Cutie got her start here. It's getting John Zercher got to start here. Oh, no
You canoe got to start here. Yeah, me and my cova did not get her start here
But S-Fan kind of got it start here a little bit on the twitch scene
Oh, this is like the origin of OTK. It's the origin kind of a lot a lot of streamers
This was like the first like big thing that would happen where everyone would kind of come together
Okay, pokey name pokey was on there a lot you have E-Rob kind of this is one that you
These were this was titty Tuesday. So here's how it work
It'd be like this and I would be in the middle and I don't have to talk to them
Yeah, this is this was a lot of
Yeah, he did a lot of these shows this girl in invader V became really popular
Yeah, you've seen it from the one clip
Well, she had this one clip
This is like one of the most popular clips of all time now
You've never seen this
What the fuck is stopping us from just throwing ourselves off a bridge and giving up and saying
yeah the planet is dying, the government hates us, the animals are leaving, the aliens aren't
contacting us, we might be alone, it just might be you and me, but that's ok, you're
seeing really mean anyone else.
I didn't even get to that point, like what's the topic?
What do you mean?
Like what would she like?
Oh her?
She's psychotic, but she's really good content, so she sleeps, this is her, she has all
all her stuffed animals and she basically lives inside this thing and it's her little hut
and she's a queen.
I've always loved the made of game.
Those are some of the characters that were on it.
But back to what I was saying.
So Twitch chat was completely different back then.
The world was different on Twitch.
Then Pokemon Go started and a lot of people started to do IRL became a thing where you
basically can go outside and do content, right?
But there was still no just chatting.
So you still have to be outside doing content.
So you have to play Pokemon Go.
But this is when people would just play Pokemon Go.
This was probably one of my favorite eras ever on Twitch.
And you then have people like Tyler1 in Greek.
They started doing variety content.
Well, they would just play random games every day.
And people loved it.
It was some of their favorite content ever.
It was really fucking good.
Now, this is something I think getting swatted.
What?
Yeah, yeah.
So people were getting swatted a lot doing.
Swatted?
but is yeah like outside yeah cheese so people were swatting a lot back then
because it was a lot harder to get caught so people were swatting and they
swatted summit they spotted a bunch of people they spotted streamers all the
time but it was really interesting to watch as a viewer and there's Tyler one
playing like Arma with Greek the fuck oh you break it out good times the most
important thing added in 2016 was ah it was so twitch got bought by Amazon and
then Amazon gave a new feature which was twitch prime so everyone was like oh my
god that's crazy you're telling me that I can get free subs yes if you link your
Amazon account and this is when people started to actually subscribe there were
still no gifted subs back then. So you had to get actual people's money.
So Twitch still wasn't big and you know it's crazy back then there was no ads.
There's no ad revenue. How are you making like that? Yeah I swear. I wouldn't have been able to survive.
So to give you an example some of the most popular streamers back then I
remember one of them I used to be close friends with and he told me in a
Pure excitement he was getting like 15,000 euros for eight hours back then and he got so much money
He was like this is one of the biggest donation days of my life. I made so much. I guess so much you made
1200 and that was him streaming for 10 hours straight or something like that with 15k viewers
But back then like that was the money was all through $3 TTS and shit or 420 TTS like people just there was no money
So then they made Twitch Prime and I was like, oh, there's now it seems like more money is coming to the platform
Yeah, so Twitch Prime chat as you guys know is a free service you already know all this
This is pointless even talk to you guys. I guess anytime so these are some of the popular emotes of 2016
So this member when I said that the community was a little oh my they just like completely
Yeah, so this is called Zulu Zulu
This is when they were popular in Africa like
Forzins community made it again. Like I said it Forzins community made all of this
Like this is all his community. What's the salute thing?
This gay Comrade
It's just a dumb amount. I'm pretty I don't have twitch out of this
I don't think they did it's just dumb emotes ha ha became very popular
popular as an emote to like hurt streamers.
Do you ever see this emote?
No, like to say that you're not funny.
You're cringe, stop, yikes.
You're not funny.
Pepe Pains became like a variant of this,
but not as toxic.
This was like a really toxic emote.
It was this in Resident Sleeper.
We're really fucking toxic.
So toxic, I ban it from my chat.
So this was, and you're still, this is before you.
Irelia Streaming is huge.
and soda poppin went to Japan, which was a really big time.
Doctor's Respect blew the fuck up
and was kind of like the king.
But like Doctor's Respect was kind of like
the guy on the platform that people looked at.
Like the face of Twitch basically.
Yeah, he was definitely one of the faces,
if not the face of Twitch, he was huge.
So then in this era, Poggers came into big play.
And that's when people started to spend Poggers.
PogChamp got replaced with Poggers pretty much.
And then you got the dumb drawings
like hyper to start to get posted as well.
So, you know, you have these emotes, stupid stuff.
Those dinks.
But you could see like the,
the Pepe starting to get changed a little bit, right?
It's like, it's going from like the four-chan look
to like more of just stupid stuff.
You know, you have this cute Pippo thinking,
stuff like that.
What?
Why are you in front of a...
An RV?
Yeah.
Do you not know anything about me?
No.
We should skip this slide.
Why? No, no, no. I want to see. I want to see.
So, this is when Fortnite blew up.
This is when Twitch people say became normie, right?
This is when people say that Twitch changed.
This is when people say that, you know, the normies flew into the world.
Fortnite blew up. Ninja's averaging a ton of viewers.
Do you remember Ninja playing with Drake?
Yeah.
That was like the beginning of all this.
So, it was huge. Twitch was getting massive.
This was probably the biggest year ever in Twitch.
And then they added just chatting as well. So you could start doing stupid stuff. I
Went on our v-trip and that's kind of how I got known
No, my big break was all the hard work I put in through it and before it and after it
I don't really think I've had a big break. I think I've more so just had a lot of work
Okay, okay, but what what was something that actually like oh like like spiked your grove
like you see in a big my wit so you see I have wit so you can invest in my stocks
right I don't want to touch you well we're not there yet are you are you so
quick to touch people on Italian is that you guys like really like hands-on yes
what the fuck okay you never have you'd never hung out with an Italian
person before I know one friend who's Italian but they're not like they hug
but they're not like you know no so I mean Italian people like they go like
like this, they go like this, they like go Baba Buwi, like they're very like-
Baba Buwi?
I don't describe it like when you're out of Italian get together like everyone's like
hey how you doing, like I saw you grow up.
Nailed it.
Get the cannoli.
So-
Did you ever do a cannoli making stream?
No.
Want to do one?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
So I went on RV trip with this guy named Paul, everyone starts playing Fortnite, I went
the wrong direction. One direction was also popular. Ninja played Fortnite, became really
popular with Twitch Prime and Tyler won at this time, was banned at League of Legends
and then he went like full variety. So Tyler was variety with that guy Greek for like years
and everyone loved it. Then he got banned from League of Legends and he never went back.
Like even today?
Yup.
Seven years.
Legs can't be that good. I feel like that is like, that is like people's valorant.
I don't get it. I'll never understand.
I love Valorant, I'm sorry to say this.
He basically went to league and never looked back
and he admitted it afterwards.
He's like, I hated those times.
I hated variety.
Really?
He hated the stress and dealing with it
and thinking of games.
He just wanted to sit there and play League of Legends.
That can't be fun.
He loves it.
There's something with Tyler.
I don't know what it is.
He just, it, because you all tell me,
like he like sits me down by a campfire
and tells me stories on Tyler.
He's like, dude, he's been like this
since I've known him since I was a kid.
Good check.
There's, yeah, he might have autism.
So, Tyler gets unbanned, basically ditches variety.
But what happened at this time, which was interesting,
is XQC got banned from Overwatch.
So XQC was, I don't know if you know this,
he was an Overwatch pro, and then he got banned,
surprisingly, for cheating?
No
XUC got banned
in overwatch
Up to the fucking enemy benches of some dude. I have like a broken arm
No, you didn't smoke shit
Shut your fucking mouth go back there second fact pocket. I mean you like that
so many games ahead love you what the fuck is the stream so this is what it was
like back then but he got banned because in one of the streams he that I don't
know what it is but he got banned for saying putting a tryhard in chat what
yeah that's why yep that's fucked up you put a tryhard in chat I'm pretty
sure that was it right you put a tryhard 7 that was it and I think
they thought that he was a black person.
Mmm.
Um...
Total commentary for the second date.
Yeah.
Something like that.
So, um, Tyler went and got some band that XCC gets band, and then this is when he started
going into variety.
Because before us, all he did was overwatch.
And then you could see, like, the emotes just start getting crazier and stupider and
make no sense.
What's the straight face when I saw that before?
Uh, the straight face emotes.
Which one the one in the middle this four weird
So this emote started to grow a little bit. It wasn't anything crazy
What made this emote grow was there's actually a moment where E Rob killed my my polar bear
I don't talk about it your polar bear
yeah, I
Had a polar bear named Xavier and you're up killed it and then
So this is actually interesting so before that might not know this but before E Rob was popular
he was a bum and a loser and he lived with me and but we had we would just hang
out and do like really funny dumb skits and it was really fun for like five or
six months right and then his community was kind of whatever they were kind of
just a mix of my community and like two other people's mainly mine but what made
E-Robbs community become what it is today that shitty toxic terrible
place where they just attack him all the time and just shun him he kills my
bear named Xavier and his chat just started this my chat started to spam
you will rue the day Lamont just like that they started spamming that like
crazy and I basically E-Rubb went live the next day and everyone just shitting
on it like you got a hate thread everyone was shitting on me like dude
what's fucking wrong with you so like you're the reason why he's like the
but of like every joke now, right?
I mean, you know, it's like, it's not really me.
I wouldn't take the, it was really my fucking pedicnavere.
I mean, so like you can see here,
I had this pet for a very long time.
I got him in a PO box
and it was one of the greatest things I ever got.
And then-
You brunt a party?
Well, this was my old house.
I wonder if there's a clip still of E-Rob doing it.
I don't know if anyone will have that,
but he beat the fuck, oh wait, it's right here.
This is me playing Smite.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
And he put me in one of the hardest positions I've ever been in my life.
Where I either played Smite, or I had to save my bear that I loved very much.
So I played Smite.
And Xavier died.
And E-Rob rude the day.
And that's how it all happened.
What made him go there and beat it though?
I don't know.
I hardly looked at him afterwards because he knocked the girl up and moved to Kentucky.
So anyway, let's keep going.
So everyone starts moving to Austin, right?
Hassan and Destiny stopped being friends.
This is a very big moment.
Me, E-Rob, Comedy Russell, and Darion all would get a house together.
And we start doing what now is considered clip-forming.
So yes, I was the original clip farmer.
And we would purposely do skits in my room and do stupid stuff to farm clips
I mean dude this was clip for me every my whole like literally all I did was farm
So you just said Xavier's death was clip-armed
Yes death is farmed. I farm that shit all the time. Of course it did. I
Mean like me like you know who else didn't who farm clips is because live she fills back them was so popular
Cutie's Cinderella would farm clips like crazy too.
Give me your fucking-
I'm squad.
So that's Cutie fixing Xavier.
Wait, so you knew her at that time?
Yeah, I met her on the show and so Cutie fell in love with me.
What?
Very hard to believe.
Right?
And then what?
Well then she saw Ludwig and she's like,
well that's better than this and she left.
Can't even look back.
But back in this time, Cutie was insanely good content.
Like she was like she would farm clips as much as we would she would come over my house and just farm clips like non-stop
She was so good. She would play like the heel. You know what the heel is when like you're the bad bad guy
No, so she would play like a bad character sometimes like she would try to like
She would do anything that was that was for content and she was so fucking good
But she was sewing this thing for hours just to fix it for really
Yeah, she was really good, but we'd farm bits and we didn't call them clip for me
We call it just doing bits in our room
Um, you guys playing a character or something. Yeah, I mean my chat if you if you haven't linked them, uh,
I don't even I don't even know but the a click this is what we used to do
In like 2019 shit
What was that no played again, what was that? What was that? Is she just meow?
This was one of the girls I used to talk to
No reason no anything just did it
What the fuck?
That shit!
How long have you been home?
But it worked.
Bro.
So we used to do shit like this all the time.
You're like a Ronaldo.
Like, you acted like Ronaldo back then.
Now I don't think so, as much.
Nah.
I think you tone down.
Nah.
Oh yeah, no, no way.
But nah.
I was more like, I'd say I'm not like Ronaldo.
I'm like a mixture of like...
Mmm.
What's the name?
No, Ronaldo.
Stable?
No, the dude who plays soccer.
I know it's not that guy.
Yeah, but Chávez saying sweet.
No, no, no, they know it's him.
Maybe. I mean, yeah, Rhonda is kind of similar
things where he just forms clips and bits
and just does stupid shit, but it's fun.
So that's what we used to do back then
and it formed like crazy. That's kind of how I got big.
Is I used to do that.
But then, you know,
But this was a 2019 was like everyone starts moving to Austin because it was the better area to be in then we all stayed here
great time
The reason why I moved here is tax purposes and soda pop was here
That's really it and then they started making music
What do you mean all the all the music stuff you're never involved in I'm in some of this
what do you mean where are you if you I don't know like somewhere I'm in like three days
these are my viewers well now what do kids say now it is like an actual like human being
a mile. That's like me saying a roll. That was funny. No, I saw it from chat. You ever
just like still joke from chat? No, I never do. I have never stolen a joke from chat
youtube.com. So then you have wide hard, became a very popular mode on Twitch. Uh, random
mode started to blow up on Twitch. This curvy one didn't blow up really for weird. It
started becoming way more popular and you started having stupid shit.
So this was the era.
Yeah, I think yeah, I know this era a lot.
You probably know these errors now.
This is when the OTK was created in 2020.
I thought that was like earlier than that.
I thought it was like 2017.
Wow.
Wow.
Why did you just mock me?
Well now.
So, so 2020 Among Us takes over and then did you know that Soda Poppin made Among Us popular?
No.
That's because you didn't even know who Soda Poppin was.
Alright, it's like, okay.
So you made me forget because you be talking and I forget what I'm going to say.
Shit.
Okay, keep going.
So Soda Poppin, this guy-
Okay, wait, so, okay, so he found Among Us like just by himself.
by himself like so this guy Pluto who's a twitch mod okay those very close friends
with chance soda pop and he goes hey try out this game I think it's fun and soda
played among us and that's literally how among us was made Wow that one twitch
month who found among us literally paved the way for all these streamers made a
multi-billion dollar company and got nothing out of it
it's kind of fucked up I'll at least pay him like a you know five dollars or
something like I don't know but what this also did this was obviously the
COVID era and among us blew the fuck up
a skittle up
well I'm always got huge mixer was another website Microsoft's had failed
VTuber started to pop up randomly hot tub streamers this was popular
You know that organ moat dude. I've not felt like that's from that but some four years ago
What you've never seen the E Rob clip? Oh
Ogre
Yeah, that's from this four years ago
Yeah
That was recent
That's recent to you. Yeah four years is recent and doc up that doc. Yeah, we know why though. Well, now we do
Oh, I like the kiss a homie one
Well back down we didn't know why I got bad we just I was like some disagreement
We didn't really question it when we should have you guys were like fun for my king
He's banned for unrightful reasons and then like kind of yeah, we didn't know
I mean we know he'd see on his wife, but that became a meme in five minutes
Yeah, I'm not like being like
Bro look at his chain. No, why is it chain like so thin?
Bro back then we didn't have money like that. Bro you're lying. No, we don't make that fucking houses
You don't got no money. Where do you see a big-ass house?
The ceilings is that's just Texas houses now the chandelier
Never had a chandelier in my fucking house or my apartment that chain on the chandelier looks as good as this chain right here
That this looks like shit. Well, how old was he here like 24 25?
Yeah, that's sad. I know like this main thing is like the hair. It's like I don't really see girls that are bald
But like guys you can see like they're baldy like just so early on in their lives. It's really sad
Yeah, it's a fly if you had to go up against Tyler
Why did you go to like Turkey for your hair too? No? Oh
What was the hair transplant thing that you're doing? I went to New York
What did it do?
Fixed my hair my transparent looks amazing looks the same like the clip but just your hair is growing up more
Okay, so if you're like, keep shitting on me on stuff, I'm never fucking hang out with you again.
Sorry.
So, 2021, you know the shit.
This is when subathons became really popular.
PogChamp was removed because this guy, Gutex, who was the guy who made PogChamp,
said weird shit about January 6th.
Okay.
Twitch added this hot tub section.
Ludwig had a month-long subathon.
Damn, that was 2021?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And then the this is when the W. Can you start to really pop off like you got Aiden Ross
Kessler salt type of the W community, right?
Uh, Aiden Ross gives the podcast community its name to differentiate the communities because
he had a beef with Ludwig at the time.
Damn, wait, how do you beef with Ludwig?
Easy.
What?
What?
No, he's Ludwig just said she probably made an Aiden piss and I was on Aiden's
side for sure.
He was?
Yeah, I was.
What was the beef about?
I don't remember, but I remember there was beef and they were mad.
Damn, oh was it gambling?
No, I don't remember, I don't remember what it was,
but it was something where Aiden, it was Cutie and Nick.
Oh, maybe it was, but Lubbock definitely said something
that pissed off Aiden and then I guess that's,
I didn't even know that, that's how it was.
It was cause Aiden's were spamming that, aw.
Oh, they were spamming that Cutie was fat.
Aiden's chat was doing that?
I guess.
See, that's what I'm talking about,
like the fucking dough you saw are just like,
Like I'm not like very decided like, you know, you have like the stragglers that are weird to like W. They just fucking hate women.
Yes, Mari.
They don't hate women.
They're going to hate women for quite some time.
At one point, you're not going to believe this. I was a young man.
And when I was a young man, all my friends, we hate women.
We would talk shit, we would show them, but we were in love with them.
We wanted to date them and follow them wherever they went.
What?
That's how guys work.
You wanted to follow them?
I wanted to follow them on every social.
Why did you order like follow them whenever they went like well because nowadays in 2024 when you say follow you assume it's on Instagram
Okay
Emergence of the W community with streamers like Aiden Austin president
Okay
Yes, so this is when everything became popular gambling streams were huge. This is then 2022 our place
Yeah, our place was absolutely massive
Elden ring became big GTRP was blown up. This is what everything happened
You know this post COVID, you know our block bitch ass nigga, don't ever come at me like
that ever a day you're fucking like now go back what you're reading to your time you
know ever come at me like that which you know it's crazy you want I'll show you something
I'll only show you ready for this I didn't even come to him pause I swear watch this
ready? No, that's not it. I was gonna say. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Damn it, Russell.
You're scaring me. Where are you going? Hold on. I found him before just. You not have his
number saved? No, because he changed it. Hold on. Bruce, wait. Wait, did he? Did I imagine
Imagine all this?
Ha!
Was it in your dream?
It's my hair transplant doctor.
Well, is he checking up on you when you're hair?
Wait!
Dude, he definitely...
No, he did text me.
Wait, I...
Can't you just look up the keywords that you remember in the search bar?
I can't put that word in.
What?
He was being...
You didn't mean to mean the messages.
Uh...
What?
What did he say?
Can we go with wrestle?
No!
It, I'll, oh wait, did I, I think I found it.
Uh, no, just give me a second, you shut up.
I didn't fucking say anything.
These are recent messages.
It's not hard to look for a fucking message.
Let me look at the word sorry.
Bro, there's gonna be so many of that pops up.
Can I type it?
Hey, you're gonna leave my messages to Chad?
I don't care about your messages
Okay, what word is it?
Bruce
You want to type that?
Wow, I found it
No, I was nothing
But I think I found it
Look at he messaged me after all the fighting we had
See I we got into a huge fight, but in the end he messaged me first
And if I check my phone
He said the first message and the first message was love you, bro
It's not even like the love you what's the bro like you still calling me your bro
Wait, what's she called me?
And never mind me
Wait, he bans you I
Don't want to get into that. It's like a it's like a little bit of war. Should I say it? Hmm?
Okay, it's not even like on like some like me bring it up
just like for attention okay because like people are doing that but um so I
was a mod right a lot of people's chats I was a well-known mod okay I was in a lot
of people's chats I was like a little ass kid like what 15 16 around this point
and you know I've known a Bruce since 2018 when he was still doing the monkey
videos so like I followed him on Twitch like all this dudes was hella fucking
funny so in this dudes chat right I as of if I am an anyone's chat and I
I think this was around the time where I started streaming and I got partnered and
His chat was just like you saw them all like how like all you need to stop watching these girls girls play GTA
And like all these mod stream like people modding for streamers just like insinuating like talking like about me
I'm like, bro. Like all the chats like adding me basically all the chats adding me and I'm like
Damn what the fuck shut up chat?
So like he he bans me for that. No, he doesn't ban me. He ties me up for two weeks
And then two weeks come up. I think he told me, I think he said that I give him aneurysms
So that two weeks is up and then like I type again and then he tires me out again, right?
Or something like that
So I DM a mod and like yo, can you on me?
Can you on time out me? And then he does that and then after that Bruce Bands me and the mod and that gets mad at
Like the modern like oh, do you need a oh, I don't know why you doing that you do my little do that
But anyways, like yeah, he didn't like me because of my upbringing because I was a modern people's like
And I'm glad you apologize to him and solve that problem. I didn't apologize to him. I
Didn't hear that
So anyway, this is a really fun time of my life 2023
They love it.
I apologize.
Hm.
2024.
Clive Strat was on.
Keso exists.
Iron Man's the thing.
Speed is the biggest person ever created.
And I got like two sponsors.
And then...
Oh, the story of Poké Name.
We'll get into that next week.
Next week?
What did I agree with that?
Oh, shit, look.
That's got 100 gifted?
Oh, 50.
I'm so crazy.
Wait, 50?
Holy shit.
Yo shit, Qualco, I'm the 50
You're the big five. Oh, I turned off my alert skyline
Yo, quali the fucking 50 get them and I appreciate that
Well, you
Like you're good to me bro. Not hardly. Thank you so much for a gifting miss while I'm on history
I really do appreciate it. Thank you. Well, I hurry wouldn't have gifted the me wait
You see you said it right you said her at the first time
And what do you mean next week on Misk and Stream? Who said I was gonna come next week?
Well, I mean so
Like are you trying to make this into a series?
No, I had fun
You had fun you did you make this wait who made this?
That's not how you didn't make it one of my mods exactly so you had to make this and like all make a next week section
And you said I had fun. This was pre put in pudding
No, oh that's so fucked up. How much was that 50 with the 50?
That's a hundred gifted and these are called
Oilers yes, but they're not from Saudi Arabia. They might be from Dubai. Dude. Thank you guys so much
Yeah, thank you oil so much for the stuff that I appreciate that another 15 shall punch me more even nothing
That's fucked up. I would want to there was another 50 from the first donut. What is like a letter I have to open
What does that mean?
I have to open the don't know you did a hundred wait makes you a hundred when?
Huh wait in my chat. Thank you so much Wow
Wait call call gave a set of 50 wait. I missed that Chad is this Mario now. This is Rebecca
So if we got 50 subs
We have to do the dance so wait. I never done the dance before
Okay, I
Would I do that? Why can't you have a miss kid dance?
We ideal so that's how I was gonna pull up
I mean I have a misgift dance if you're just gonna stop bothering me. I was gonna put up was not fucking bothering
I was asking you a real question
Hmm because I don't have aura or anything
Like this all you have is Trumpy. I don't even have my nose locked out
You don't understand anything about my community, Maury.
What?
They're old bulls of grass.
Hi!
My community's got a bunch of old fucking baboons.
Can I do it?
Sure.
He's so cute.
You're so cute.
But, yo, Koala, thank you for the 100 gifts, and I'm sorry I didn't thank you
before.
I had the teacher some lessons in Twitch, but I seriously appreciate it, and I appreciate
it so much.
Thank you so much, Koala, for the gift.
I'm gonna do a handstand.
Wait, they give to 50 to Mari's channel too?
No, you're lying, you're lying, you're lying.
No, no, no, no, no, no, go look, go look, go look,
go look, go look.
You can go, thank you so much, Mason.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, I can punch you now
because that's what I promised, right?
What?
I did it.
Thank you so much.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, the subs have been dry this month.
I appreciate it so much.
Like, I hope you get your dicks tonight, Mason.
You deserve it.
I'm not gonna sue your gender like she will but I would hope you get your dick sucked as well
I hope they slash them get sir
Hopefully they have a dick where they can get sucked if not, I hope they or she gets her clit sucked
I hope everything gets sucked. I hope you get your dick rubbed and wrong
I hope that he gets the most pleasurable orgasm ever forget to meet 50 subs
I hope you fuck the dirtiest fucking slut ever and get the craziest STD you possibly can imagine
imagine. That's not good. Why would you want that? It's a memorable night. Did you have
a memorable night like that? Yeah, the fuck? Give everybody Disney. Did you have crabs?
You're a fucking old lady at Disney. They all have STDs. You fucking old lady? Yeah,
I'm fucking kidding me. You're the lady that runs Minnie Mouse. Fucking off. She's
like 55 years old. She saw it. She had fucking STDs. Is it what I call my life?
Would you fuck a Pokemon? Oh?
Yes, low-punny, you know who low-punny is
Yes
Yes
fuck a low-pun
You know when you put it like that like honestly when you put it like this I
Mean like I didn't know that she can get 3d like that, you know
You know that also like that one grass type Pokemon. I know exactly the one with the roses. Yeah, I know exactly here
yeah no not that one you're fucking nasty that's a fucking what's that shit as a
pea shooter this is one of the STDs I was talking about
what about big lit do you put that in your ass do you think people actually do
you think people in the Pokemon world were just walking like a walk around the
hole and just shoved her if you don't think that either some fucking horny
Ask teenager and or some bitch I don't leave fans wouldn't stick a diglett in their ass for clube clips
You're out of your damn life. Would I be like these melody low-key because that's like a animal
How is it be style if the animal did it to you? It's not like you did it to the animal you just have to be sitting there
But you know it's gonna sprout up. That's not true. I don't know anything. What's the avocado story?
not
That wasn't supposed to be in the PowerPoint. I'll let you know the story anyway
Long ago two years ago
This is a different world in a different time
And I apologize to Aiden Ross and his community multiple times about what I did.
One night, I was at a party, and there was this really hot girl there.
And I'm like, God damn, you are fucking hot.
I want to get with you.
Can you even pull like that?
Me?
I don't think you got to pull.
Here's the thing.
I have such negative Riz or Aura, whatever it is, or that I pull.
I can get any girl.
Doesn't matter opposite of pulling.
Jesus Christ.
like what's with these fly trap bro the okay you want to why pull it's cuz
whenever I'm out girls are so comfortable around me because I'm so
pathetic yeah yeah I'm not gonna lie the night when you talk to me you're like
yeah you're very winning like you were like yeah you're very winning you
Do I stick my head up like that?
The rest was like that, I was like, oh, he, he off went tonight, were we drinking?
No, I had a margarita once for like two hours before.
Oh, a little slimy margarita.
That's it.
Yeah.
But anyway, let me tell you a story.
So I was at a party, it was very fun, this girl was slamming hot.
Russell was like, bro, you gotta fuck that, bro.
I'm like, dude, I have to fuck the shit, she's so hot.
Russell talks like that?
Russell, Russell does talk like that.
Also good job here
Why does he do that
Did you try him to do that? Yes for the clips we're forming clips together
So
I'm I'm out. I start talking to this girl. I start, you know self-deprecating. She's like laughing
She's like, oh my god, it's you I know
So I get her number, I go back to my house,
next day I call her up, we have a date.
I go pick her up in my brand new Audi R8,
drive back to my house, I'm like, what do you wanna do?
Check, let's just hang out and watch a movie.
So I put on stranger things,
because nothing is hotter than stranger things, right?
Weird, bizarre.
But I put on stranger things for some fucking reason,
because I think girls like it.
And while we're getting with each other,
I start to like question what's going on,
because I'm like, hmm, hmm, like I'm like moving down
and I start fingering her, right?
Because like, you know, I'm known as finger kid.
Everyone knows me as like the guy that like goes in
and I go fucking crazy, right?
Like I expert guitar on guitar here,
so I have really quick fingers.
So I'm going nuts on it and I start fingering her
and all of a sudden it starts feeling
like I fucking dig it.
And I'm like, what am I possibly doing?
She's got the biggest fucking clitoris in Babylon.
Why is her clit so fucking humongous or
What's going on here?
And I realized after a few minutes
that the clit started to fucking grow.
And this shit was about to evolve into a diglet.
So I'm like, what is possibly happening here?
Why is your clit so big?
And then she looks at me and she goes,
Miss, there's something I want to tell you.
I said, what is it, Pa?
She goes, Pa?
Well, I got, what is it?
And she goes, Pa?
I had, I'm a man.
Pa.
Definitely Pa.
So, you were touching her fat paw.
I was pawing her up for sure.
Fat.
So, I was with her, I hung out, and I'm like, you know, doing the do, and I'm like, holy
shit, like you're a guy.
She's like, I understand if you don't want to do this anymore, I have a penis, like
blah, blah, blah.
But I said to myself, w, w, j, d, what would Jerma do?
And I decided, you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna try sucking a dick
because it's the first thing I always wanted to try.
And I tried it.
And it tastes like an avocado and I didn't like it.
And I spit it out, I'm like,
BWAH!
And then she left.
Have you ever tried like the dick chips?
Lipchips?
Dick chips.
The dick chip.
Like there's like a company that makes
dick flavored chips and like pussy flavored chips.
The dick tastes like avocado.
No, it doesn't.
Yes, it does.
It has like a funky taste.
I'm sorry, have you sucked it before?
Like I know what it tastes like.
And what?
It tasted like an avocado.
That's why it's called the avocado story.
How it tastes like skin.
How can it possibly taste as a spunky taste?
It must be sucked into the...
Okay, how about since you're trying to farm
another screen, you get the dick chips
and we both try it, even though I already tried it before.
You gotta buy the dick chips, man.
Dick chips.
I think it's like the second one.
Dick Cheney, this?
Chaz Dick flavor, but that's not where you get it.
They'll get it from eBay, that's kind of sus.
So do they actually taste like Dick, would you say?
Yeah, it does taste like Dick.
But I feel like every bag is like different.
I guess it's like different types of dicks you taste.
Mmm. Yeah.
See, I've only had one flavor.
It smells just like, you know, musty balls.
Like, you know, it sticks to your legs.
It's like that type of mugs.
I like that smell but like you like the smell of guys must be safe or you're
musty thing okay I feel like that story is big it is not I'm sorry like it's
been proven by everybody in the party that it's not fake it's okay so we're
in the room while you were figuring her dick no but she was and she said yes
they taste her avocado dick no but I did you did Pog you yes I did I feel like
You should've just made a video to document it,
but we would just work it out.
Oh, you wanted me to put a GoPro on and be like,
going in, bro, I thought I was just gonna fuck a girl.
I didn't know what the hell was going on
when I fucking did it, you thought I was like.
Well, that's when you should've been like,
wait, and then put the GoPro on, on your head,
you know, mounted on your head.
I should've, yo, Chad, I'm like.
So you were actually sucking her dick.
Yes.
Did you get her there?
Did I get her done?
Yes.
I already did, because I was fingering her
for like eight minutes.
How were you feeling her and she has a dick?
I don't know.
When I was young, I used to fucking rub my dick on a vacuum
when I got hard.
You think that it's not hard for me to just be fingering you
and just get interested or something?
It worked.
I went down there and I was like, there was, I don't even.
Where's the jar at?
You want to see it?
Yeah.
It's empty now.
Oh, OK, fine.
I'll get you the jar.
I feel like you did one of those cum jars, bro.
You give me that vibe.
No, you tried to at least make a cum jar. No, I'm a very unsexual person
That's crazy. So that story is fake. No, it's really I like I would say on the scale of one to ten like a horny guy
Like I'm like a four. I'm out of that horny of a guy
Dude, I used to get women throwing my face every fucking day when they would call my shame
And I would never get with them. You want to why you said I'm not doing this. It's not good for my career
I don't care
It's true
It is true
They all I also got like a black fucking like dick lollipop, but it's a chocolate when I made Dante try it
You think Dante would like me. I really don't know
He's a fucking psycho
You both like Dragon Ball Z
Yeah, me and Senna both came from the Dragon Ball Z community.
Senna doesn't know anything about Dragon Ball.
I don't know how you guys would get along, honestly.
I have never had a problem getting along with anybody.
Ever.
Bruce.
That was just like a storyline.
Yeah, it was like, yeah, okay, so how about...
Don't know what you said but they're probably accurate.
I'm gonna say probably yeah, I probably didn't get along with them very well
There's a specific people I don't get along with and it's usually people that are like 500 year and he's like me
I get along with you. What have I ever said? I don't like you or you don't like me as far as you don't let me on what?
Wait, why because don't you like 500 years and he's I don't like them. No, no
Then why am I here?
Because I was like I'll hang out we could be friends
You would want to be my friend.
It's called collaborating.
Okay, so here's how this works.
I'll write it down in paint, so it's very easy for me to understand.
So what I do is this is me, right?
So this is me, and what I do a lot is I will grow other streamers, so that way that one
day, whatever I'm-
It may get bigger than you, you can tweet often.
Exactly.
And so I'm like, you ever see that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle meme where he's walking
with the kids and they're walking them. Yes, winter's walking them. That's me nowadays.
So now I'm getting walked by like Emmy, extra Emily, Sina, like I'm getting walked to die.
Would I be at your funeral? I know what I might pencil you in.
Can I be in your will? Can I get chompy if you're still around? I want chompy. Chompy,
where are you? Chompy. There's no, I feel like if I died, chompy would be,
who I like so many people be trying to grab chompy who cares about chompy the
most probably a limiting you have fun fucking tricks I don't know who would
deserve the chompy you know who honestly might is simply simply just because he
goes chompy and I like when he says it other than that I don't really know
and he wants chompy as well if I die why are we talking about this I'm like
30 but I'm not you really are 30 so you said you're age I'm 29 when's your
birthday February 16th yeah but you should have a big dirty 30 you know
freaking it's not what you're trying like that is like back then like I'm sorry
I'm sorry I'm getting sick. Freak. Freak. Freak was a spring break festival that took place
annually and Atlanta Georgia in the 18 1980s and 1990s. Do you think I'll ever
be invited to a cookout? Shouldn't you already done one? Because you have so many black friends right?
Well I I've done yeah I've done I mean we should do a cookout stream.
We've done those before but no one shows up. Isn't that what you were trying to bring me to
that one time we were like come do my stream and I was like oh I speak right now.
So Maura I'll let you know something I don't know what you just said but I don't remember
for any of my streams.
That makes no sense.
Do you remember your streams?
Like the big ones, yeah.
So I'm just a vessel of entertainment
and I, they just live, I just,
I don't describe it.
But I don't remember my streams.
So you don't remember the one that you slacked
cutie with A?
No, I remember that.
Okay, so you do remember your streams, you just lied.
Yeah, I did.
I lie a lot too.
So how could we be friends if you lie a lot?
would I be able to like know that you're blind or not?
Because you just know that my lies are just jokes.
Because at the end of the day, Maury, I just don't care.
Whatever I could say that can make you chuckle.
That was great.
That's what I wanted.
I didn't want to chuckle.
I was forced.
Look, I had to.
Don't say that on the stream, please.
So you did it again.
You lied better than him.
Are you lying?
You're kind of a psycho.
No, I'm not.
Well, I thought you were Dante mod.
How does that make me a psycho?
I don't know what I'm saying.
You're not a psycho.
You're not?
No.
You're Emory-dodd.
Emory-what?
She died.
I just saw her live today.
Why do you have her?
They go so fast.
Don't you have multiple paintings that you can put up?
You think I have multiple Emory paintings to just put up?
No, I think like, I remember looking at a screen
and someone was like in the house, right?
Oh, you're talking about the big one in my room?
Yeah.
Here, let me go get you what you want to say.
I don't know.
That's a really good painting.
Can I take that home?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll get this thing from her.
You're going to be the one.
I kind of want it.
I don't like when I get left alone on the stream.
When someone else is on the stream, it's kinda like,
hi, do you want cash offing?
Yeah.
Ah, so now you guys are making it even more awkward
because you gotta say hi to me.
And I'm not trying to really talk to you
while he's not here.
You know, it's kinda like, it feels wrong, you know?
Just stop scaring.
Say something funny.
I can't.
It's like, do you ever ask comedians,
tell me a joke on spot?
I'm not even funny in general.
So it's like, why would I say something funny?
Do some strokes.
The camera's in a weird position.
It would be really weird.
I'm ugly as fuck.
Okay, why are you saying that?
Give me content.
How about you just...
What do I tell him?
Say it.
Wow.
So you found it very fast.
So it might have been in like a nice space.
You kind of look at the notes here and there again.
It was inside my secret box.
Hmm.
Secret box.
Wait, I get to pick one?
This is the Holy Love Jar.
You get to pick only one.
Okay.
I'm gonna close my eyes.
Wait, if I get the same one that X-ray really got,
can I pick a different one?
It's Mike.
I don't even know what you fucking said.
This one's lame.
They're all lame.
That was the point of it.
You give good hugs?
My god.
Why can't you be like, I don't know.
Your lips are so nice and moist.
Like, why can't you be more?
I don't know.
Wow.
That one's in there as well.
What?
Your lips are nice and moist.
No, you did not write that one.
I don't know because it was fucking cute.
I went online and said, what's something to do?
And I said, make a love jar so I can read every day.
When I hear a love jar, I think it's just someone like.
Marley, that's because you were grown up on the internet
and you never had a connection like that.
Ironic, ironic.
I-wrack!
I was not born on the internet.
I was born in Hoboken, New Jersey.
And unlike you, I went to college.
I got a full degree, top of my class, summa cum laude.
You went to college?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
I'm one of Rutgers' most successful people.
China is that a lie?
No.
Did you really go to college?
You didn't graduate?
I graduated.
You didn't graduate?
No, I did.
I actually was one credit short and one class short
and I had to go all the way back to New Jersey
to get the credit,
but then they removed the classics of so fucking stupid.
I got my degree.
Dave carried me.
Who's Dave?
There's a man named Dave.
He's six foot eight, beautiful.
Oh, that's what you said, you told me.
Up to his throat on Adderall.
He's a real man.
You think I'm on Adderall?
I don't know.
Are you?
No.
No?
What?
OK.
I was like, Adderall.
Wait a minute.
So you were just in high school.
I think I graduated.
What year did I graduate?
20, 21?
So like, what do kids like in high school?
Because like, when I was growing up in high school,
kids like fucking like like SpongeBob like what kids like now they still
like SpongeBob yeah I 2003 I grew up with like a lot of the stuff like the
late 1990s had I'm like early 2000s had like it wasn't like anything like yeah
but you guys got the shitty versions of it no yes you did okay what did you have
that I didn't SpongeBob season one the three yeah I've watched all those
really? What mold is your personality? Fucking Chowder, Blabjack, you know, shit like that.
That's what the W community says, right? I'll tell you something that the W community does.
Why is this thing so heavy? Wait, this mouse fucking sucks. Can you just type it in for me?
It's never more PG mouse fucking sucks. Oh, what do you mean? Hmm freestyle
Hmm freestyle. Yep. Yep that one
You go first
I think that's a lie. I don't even think like you
That's a lie. I don't think they like you
Jack
I'm gonna be honest. Is this any chat like your streamer?
Yes, I feel like my chat bullies me a lot
No, there's so many chats like their streamers as in gold they love him fucking emiru they love her
Bitch you want a meter or something yes?
No, don't call her again. You're ruining my aura. My or will go down if you call her you do that
You better call kind for me
Emmy
So I'm here with this girl named Mari and she like
She was wondering if you'd possibly want to ever meet her, you know
She said that she's a huge fan of yours and she's been wanting to know if she can get in mod in your chat
I don't want money her chat. She doesn't she doesn't want it. She's wondering if it's available
He's embarrassing me. I
Said I I
I said I liked you and he was just like well you like her murder me like I'll just fucking call her right now
And I'm just like oh like that's kind of embarrassing, you know
Well, do you actually want to think so?
Yeah, he's a fucking loser, am I right?
Yeah. Wait, do you want to...
Why don't you just come hang out at one of our burgers with me and Nora?
Like, just ditch a stream. Like, just leave.
Um...
But I mean, we're about to try a brand new fusible bar and see if it's delicious.
I'll go first.
She definitely would like a cosplay stream. That could be cool.
Yeah, I'm down.
Okay. Sorry that he called you and interrupted your amazing time.
That gets a big...
Do you like the patty milk?
I love the patty melts so good. So delicious.
Yes, it's really good. Me and Nora, we got chicken strips and I got french fries and that's it.
Amazing choices.
I forgot to go get hot pot if you wanted to get some.
Hot pot? Wait, hot pot. Wait, you guys are at Waterbird though.
We're just getting a snack before we go to hot pot. Is that crazy?
No. I mean, I'm down.
I feel bad. I was kidding, but I assume that you guys still have to treat stuff. Oh, I think he's gonna kick me out
So I think he likes me honestly. Oh, this is my loss. I'm on the street
If you get kicked out just hit me up and you can come get hot pot with us. Okay
Yeah, he's gripping his chocolate. I think I should go
Well, I start gripping my chocolate everyone should get out of the room
I mean it was nice seeing you. So I'm going to hot pot you said I'm streaming. I can't go
He has an avocado!
That's not a f-
Are you gonna hang kind of?
I mean, so I'm gonna let you know something about Marik until she's fucking...
She's really just a fucking Dante mod.
Like, Dante Colpepper? Do you know who that is?
He's a football player from that NFL?
I don't know who that is.
Dante Colpepper? He was a quarterback in 2011?
So I hung up on her. You see that?
That asserts dominance.
Do you want me to call Kai Snappery?
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't! He hates me!
Don't fight, don't, don't, don't fight!
Damn, he mustn't...
Yeah, I don't even call guys. It's like yeah, I'm not trying to call guy
Yeah
What do you mean we used to text all the time?
Like what you doing that? What are you wearing right now?
It would I mean kind of look it was like
Like he texted me. He's like this is one of the things he said to me once ready. He said I
I swear, bro, God to God, I think we're the same.
Let me see.
You look good.
Now, who is that?
You look good.
Bro, he used to, I knew Kylie had 3K viewers.
You look good?
Well, I had 30.
Of course I was good.
What was the context of that?
That I had probably 30, 40K viewers.
Listen, I'm a good looking guy.
I just put on a show for everyone else.
Okay, right here.
I do like it. Okay, I'll get dripped out so you can see it.
You have nothing.
You have.
I don't think I've ever seen even like a cool fade.
I think he always just wear a t-shirt, some shorts,
and some under armor shoes, you know?
Oh my gosh.
Talk to the chat, please.
Talk about your experience you've had so far.
I don't really know what to say about the experience so far.
Why is it in the back of your ass?
You should wear a furry tail, like a furry butt plug.
Don't I look pretty good?
No, it's like the most fucking people tattoo.
Yeah.
So whenever I'm taking a shit, I just think of my chat.
That's none, right there.
Why don't you just put it on your asshole or something?
I'll be more.
So I can go like this and be like, oh, there it is.
I mean, yeah, that would be entertaining for whoever.
Who's ever in the bathroom with me at the time?
than your ass, you know. Rock paper scissors, do you think people have been in my ass before?
I went, these people have been in your ass, I just know it. Luda, you're right. Luda,
what was that like little tip that you just had? Are you serious? Luda? Yeah, Luda Chris, Luda.
Does he, he said that in like the early, like the, he was one of my first people I downloaded
You never had LimeWire?
Your age is showing.
My Asian?
You're-
You want to call me?
You're-
Your age is showing!
I'm sorry, I have like a list.
How is my age showing?
What's LimeWire?
LimeWire, FrostWire, it was when you would download music back in the day.
Let's get the presentation out, Shaq. Come on.
LimeWire, FrostWire, it's how you would download music before there was iTunes.
Like when you would burn CDs or something?
You would burn CDs, yeah.
My mom would burn CDs. I don't know about that see your mom's age is showing
Damn that is as old as you that's old ockie. Oh ockie the ockie way
Is that what you would say old ockie?
Well from New Jersey
close chicken rice and broccoli like wow wow is the chicken prepared uh grilled
so boring wait wait why is he acting so weird exactly wait how am I acting weird chicken
rice and broccoli i really don't need i mean you're talking about like ocky like like do you
say that with emeroos in in the room ocky yo ocky do you say that no exactly so why are you doing
You're not with me.
Well, cause you're saying I'm not, I'm old.
I'm showing you I had no vernaculars.
I watched Valkyrie.
You not messed that up for me?
You're, I feel like you're messing up my life.
Oh, you wanna talk to Ray?
No, stop!
Stop!
I swear, stop, stop.
Please don't.
Please.
This is so bad.
I'm never coming back here again.
Ray.
I screamed two times, you dipshit.
You're like, I'm quite the whole stream.
The moment I raise my voice.
Why are you doing that?
Listen, Mari.
I can be the one to get you to everybody.
You can meet everyone and you can become the next Aiden Ross.
I don't want to be the next Aiden Ross.
You could have said anyone else but Aiden.
Much respect to Aiden but I don't think I want to.
Cheezer?
Fuck no.
Oh, okay.
Like do you want to be fucking?
do I want to be destiny you know it's interesting about destiny his viewers
are more loyal and faster and like it's like a small army but they're like the
most loyal like this guy I don't want to chat to like right like that why did you
Who I can do that?
They're cool.
Let's play some Starcraft.
What?
Do you want to play Starcraft?
What Starcraft? Ew.
Wait, is that an ad?
No, it's not an ad. This game was extremely popular in the early 2000s. It was huge.
Are you sure it's not an ad?
No, it's not an ad.
Didn't I tell you to give me like a quiz?
Oh, you want a quiz on the Twitch floor?
I really put that in the thing.
I really put that in the thing and like the description of like the idea. Sorry. Wait, okay. Let's give her a quiz
Let's quiz right now. You know who can quiz you? Twitch chat
Okay, go ahead chat quiz her right now on some of the things that she said that we gave her a quiz on
Lesson let the lessons that were learned who's forzin
The dude who made all the twitchy moats. How did he make him though?
That's right
Come door
Does miss stink
I don't I wouldn't say he stinks but when I did walk in the room it's not like corn chips
Be truthful. You don't have to do this. Maury. Miz is just weird
Yeah, I mean Maury he has really bad ADHD bad person to learn twitch from
I'm like when you tell your stories like you don't like people interrupting, so you just like okay anyways
My I have I'm not kidding you the most insane ADHD ever really like worse than I'm like
Let's get back to the painting like this is the spectrum
Right this is between the ADHD and the autism
I'm like right here
Like on the age I'd be worst ADHD anyone you ever meet.
They said S-min is worse than you.
S-min is probably like here at this point.
Wow.
Yeah.
S-min is so bad he's going back around.
He's here.
Isn't it crazy how a lot of streamers have like stuff like that?
Well, it's because ADHD people are really good entertainers.
Yeah, yeah.
Gotta be done here and there.
Because they they get bored easily.
Yeah.
They constantly need to entertain themselves.
They're just constantly doing stuff.
Wait, Dante's live.
Can you leave him alone?
Like you're fucking her risen at this point.
I'm a whole what?
You're supposed to like let it cook.
You're like you're trying to force it, you know?
Let it cook, man.
Like you don't even fucking follow him.
You don't know how fucked up that is.
You just had to say that while I'm in full camp.
I'm sorry he does follow him.
Let it cook is a slang phrase.
You mean to allow someone to do something
they are good at without interference.
Hmm, okay.
So I would message him after he's done streaming.
No.
You wait until like you see him fortunately at an event like hey, yeah.
But I didn't do that and he said, oh.
You did at TwitchCon, TwitchCon.
He wasn't at TwitchCon.
Well, who did I do that to see races?
You just went up to a random black guy with glasses.
I was like, I'm Dante.
That's so fucked up.
You know, he hates that shit.
He hates when people do that.
Can I go home?
You're you are home.
Are you asking me to go home?
Wait, where are you from? You're from Atlanta?
That is...
Is that what you said?
Wait, was I wrong?
Wait, don't put the come on bruhs.
Come on bruh.
Wait, where are you from then?
You mute them like...
I'm from Seattle, Washington!
Ewww!
And?
Isn't that place really boring?
Yes, that's why I left.
So you came to Austin, Texas the most fun riveting place ever who do you even hang out with around here?
No one I have no friends here. Oh people. I'm sorry. I mean you're old too, but I feel like you do more content
Thank you, but Marius, there's so many people here you can hang out with like who tech tone as being gold
Why would I hang out with a tone I would hang out with
to make friends.
Tecton called me a bitch the first time he saw me at the gym, by the way, in your establishment.
I could have filed something.
Why didn't you?
You need to clean your room.
He called you a bitch?
Yeah, he was like, he was like, hi bitch.
Damn.
And I was like, oh, hi Tecton.
Did you know him at all?
I think I've seen him one time at Senna's, like, place, but I guess I was just like,
oh, this is how they get down over here.
No.
I mean, you'd call me a bitch too, but it's like, it's fine, I guess.
That's what you did at the party.
I think you're really witty.
You really did that.
You really did that.
But is that a problem to say to you, though?
Like, I do think you're a witty person.
It's enjoyable to see.
I don't find many people witty on this platform.
What do you mean?
Well, like, do you think sin is witty?
I think what it is.
What's witty to you?
Like, you just quit.
You have something to say right after I say something that, like, makes sense.
That's crazy because I literally buffer in my brain before I say something right, but that buffer is still something like it's like you're casting a spell
You're still casting something you're thinking of something most people when they're trying to be witty. They can't say things to right afterwards
Okay, so it's in a witty. She got wittier
wittier. Mm-hmm. It's a slur
Okay, right
She she got wittier over the past few years. She got more confident someone else who's waiting is a guy in northern line
Very witty guy
White bald guy you got oh like you like me never hello check out what this pills say
No, no, no the one under it. That's a pill name. Yeah, oh biotin biotin venoxidil
Peneshride
See all that that's good stuff. I'll be young forever
Yeah, all like the people I moved out here really for like they don't really go out like one has a kid
know same you know some of them are I mean you same times too right same
times too you Robin what was other one Tyler yes the Tyler were close friends
I didn't fucking ask I'm just saying to them have kids they both do have kids yes
okay but I was only friends with you Rob and I hardly know Tyler I bet Tyler
three times in my life and the first time many of what are you doing here
And then I was like, oh, I'm checking into the same hotel. You are like, oh
How does not talk to anyone he's he's
I'm not gonna call the cable a person, but that's the only person he talks to a person
Now she can be going crazy on Twitter, bro, I don't even follow her should be on my time
I don't go on Twitter really
Like always see you on Twitter though. So what's interesting is that's not me
What's interesting is you have a whole community on there that you always tweet to that I see on my timeline even before I
Followed you what's interesting about that? That is so fucked up. I did fucking up my list
Ain't nobody fucking with my list list
Sorry
Or even do with Jason when he comes here? I seem to title. Oh when Jason comes to my house
We're gonna do do anything. I feel like I have a puzzle that's ready for him
Like that's gonna be really fun. You want a 20 year old to do a puzzle
We can go over the top 500 music songs of all time.
What else can we do that's going to be very interesting?
So you have 20v1.
You have nothing planned out.
All right.
A 20v1 with Chompy?
Wait, that would be a fire.
Do you have like girl cats with Chompy
and then like he's popping the balloon?
Ooh, okay, better idea.
20v1 cats, they're all adoptable
and the person who whoever gets,
if she's going to adopt one of the cats,
you really going to fuck with my list?
This is, this content is supposed to be for me and Jason,
by the way, doing nothing.
You're kind of fucking it up. Did you hear about the hurricane that's happening?
Milton?
That's what it's called?
Yeah, I think it's called Milton.
But I thought it was called something else.
Uh, no. I think it's called Milton, right, Chad?
Jason's saying it's not coming over your good, Elphin.
You know, thank God for you, right?
Wasn't there another hurricane?
Yeah, it's called Milton, I think.
See, this is why I don't get what people live in Florida.
Florida is not cool.
Because it's always like something happening over there.
But that's what they like like I think there's probably like 20 people out there surfing right now. They're having the time of their lives
Yeah, that's where in bread it is
Because it's true there's a lot of inbred in Florida
Yo, Landon sub you think I'm in bread
And say that how can I say something stupid to you but I see but then you say I'm I did not say anything
I don't know what you're talking about.
Well, I look like I'm in bread.
Why are you asking that question?
I'm just curious.
Are you in bread?
Like, are you inside bread?
I don't think you're inside bread.
Nice.
I'm not going to touch you.
Can you wait until, like, the third hangout session
where we fist bump?
Like, we're not even there yet.
You're giving me a bro fist.
We're not even broke.
Well, I watched PewDiePie when I was younger.
Don't.
And you're a bitch.
Liz, I'm sorry, that was good.
Wait, you love that song?
I don't love it.
I know of it.
I used to watch PewDiePie a lot.
I was like one of my favorites.
What year?
I don't fucking know the year.
Why do you do that?
Why do you do that?
I don't know, because I'm a theatrical.
You're a soy boy?
Don't ever call me Love League.
Piece of shit.
Why would you do that?
I think Love is pretty cool.
I think Love League has more order than you.
I'm sorry, is that fucked up?
Because he basically stole the girl of your dreams.
Damn you, what would you stole CUNY for me?
I'll never forgive you for that.
Wait, were you really a theater kid?
No.
No.
I just always, I'm always theatrical.
My whole life is being a theatric.
This room doesn't hit the same, damn.
Sorry, I'm just reading your hate comment,
your hate watch.
Marry is the most boring person you've ever had
on your stream.
She costs like an iPad kid.
All right.
All right.
All right, wait.
You have been in a coma for 11 years.
This reality is false.
If you are here, what do you just do?
Skip the donations so you can talk.
Oh, is this just a different room in the house?
Yeah.
Oh.
Why?
So I'm in the DOTK house.
That's not a thing.
There's no such thing as the OTK house.
There's never been an OTK house.
What, really?
No, it's just my house.
Your house.
You don't think I own this? Who do you think owns this?
Weren't you supposed to fucking move out?
Weren't you supposed to shut up?
No one told me to shut up! Weren't you supposed to move out?
Weren't you supposed to get hot pot with emery like fucking three days ago?
You were clinching your chocolate.
Sorry, I was just grabbing the fucking feast of it.
Is it actually good?
You can be honest, is this shit?
Uh...
No, I think it's pretty good.
Blind taste test!
Hey, what's up guys? It's me and Marius. They were doing a blind taste test of Feastable.
Can I grab my own chocolate?
Okay, when she takes her first bite, I'll take the first bite.
It tastes like a crunch bar.
That's a weird taste to it though.
Yeah, a Nestle crunch.
But it's like a weird...
It can taste the nut in it.
Like, it's like a different...
Like, it's like the chocolate's more nutty.
Can I go?
Would you like?
I'm not fucking done.
It's more nutty and it's milk chocolate, so it's different.
and like yeah it does have a little crunch little little little rice crispies in it too yeah go ahead
tastes like a crunch bar i just fucking said that i'm not fucking dumb how bigger than that's oh so big
but it's kind of nutty like a nut in the middle this tastes like avocado where you shut up you
know nothing about me you don't know the dicks i had to suck to get here honestly like believe that
you really think i had to suck a dick to get here
Five stop the avocado one that was a gift that was a gift mm-hmm wasn't back then the
Minecraft community was huge and me sucking a dick they were like hell yeah
like we love that shit okay um I'll call my live why are you buying lift
why you want to get Uber Mario you came on my stream and gave me content
entertainment and gave and provided to my
well it's crazy because like i told you
how far it is and you're like oh crimey
what river boohoo who cares that's
literally the response i got so you're
gonna try to be a good smirton if you
got 100 gifted so you can get more
gifts for being a nice person to someone
you just met on your stream but façade
is crazy that's all i'm saying façade is
crazy you're right façade
façade what's your favorite movie
Bust away that's your favorite fucking movie
Something that came up. You know first in my mind fucking Carl Jacobs the sing-along. This is fucking shit
Or whatever that is
This yes, he's not bad. You know my favorite movie. What is my favorite movie of all time?
Shit was good. What region is that?
This yeah, the is it indigo region?
Where were you big Pokemon guy girl? Yeah, I was a big Pokemon guy. You're a big Pokemon man. Yeah, I like black and white
Sapphire and Ruby. Wait, have you not seen my boxes?
What, your openings or whatever? No, my- your boxes. Yeah. What?
I have boxes the
The like you know the original boxes of like the Pokemon crystal sapphire emerald boxes of what?
What, cards?
No, like the box that the game came in.
Like, where the cards would come in.
Yeah, yeah.
OK, good for you.
And they're mint condition.
OK.
And they're worth like tons of money,
and I spent almost half a million dollars on them.
Show me.
Are they cool looking?
Yeah, let me get one.
I'm a weird thing, he just has like the DS case
or the Game Boy case, like, I'm so ugly right now.
Why are you saying that?
That's not even something that Hogger say.
Is that a WL person in the chat?
What even is that emote?
What is that tan emote?
Oh, it's a fucking monkey.
Oh, you guys are fucking racist.
You guys are so fucking racist.
That's the stare emote you guys use for me?
No, you couldn't use the fucking good pepo.
What's that called?
Pepo emote.
No, you're calling me a fucking monkey.
Wow.
Crazy.
Ew, my sub box is like all the way like upstairs.
Like why is it taking so long?
You're beautiful.
Thanks. Wow, Mark. You're such an amazing streamer. I should give you a thousand subs and oh, oh my gosh
Thank you so much for being on this stream. Oh, I appreciate it so much. Thank you so much
This is one of the boxes
Behold Pokemon crystal 90 grade only three of these exist in the entire world and I'm lucky enough to have one
I would like Pokemon crystal. Okay, we'll get the other ones.
Can I touch it? Yes
be very careful that box may be worth over three hundred I'm not kidding that
box may be worth over a hundred thousand dollars you know I usually give
this to someone and show them this on the third time we hang out okay it's cool
I'm gonna have a gameboy I had a DS I never had a gameboy before do you want
me to go get another box I'm good I don't think I really care about this but
Thank you. Thank you so much for sharing me your box. Oh
South Park no, I like the one who's like the human centipede episode
Pokemon crystal 90 grade only three remain in the world in this
Right, right
No, I didn't watch South Park you look
Don't obviously don't show.
South Park bouncing on nuts.
Yeah.
I love this episode.
Which one?
Randy's Balls?
Randy's Balls.
No, why would you show that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I got balls like that.
I got balls like that.
I'm just kidding.
Mine would be the one that's really hairy.
You want to know, I used to watch when I was younger.
What?
I used to love this one too.
What's your favorite pony?
Lush Hunter.
You do strike me as a Fluttershy lover
quiz
Huh, huh? You took a quiz in your Fluttershy. Yeah, I feel like I'd be like rarity
Ooh, right or a rainbow rainbow dash. Oh rainbow dash the classic. Yeah
Yeah, that's interesting. Well, you know that now an apple jacks
Like I don't really think I like country accents, right, you know, they're more like I don't think I could take a country accent
Seriously, you know, it's like a British accent too. Sorry
Maybe we should take the my little pony quiz.
I think Kyle's going to call me soon.
I don't think he's going to be.
Hey, I think he thought about you like a year, honestly.
Look at the quiz.
Yeah.
Buzzfeed.
Ooh, pink.
Pink.
Yeah.
I would say, remember Dash over Rarity.
You're so dumb for that take.
I like remember Dash over Rarity, bro.
Rarity's like Regals from dream on fashionable smart dream dreamer. Okay. I can't see she
Roses clouds bows masquerade man's butterflies say Sally so she sells us. Yeah, you can't fucking say
Say Sally sells she shows
Yeah, you can't fucking see yourself. You can't fucking say a damn sense. Go
Sally sells she sells by the stars
I don't fucking sound like Cabo sally so seashells by the seashore sally sells
Sally sells
Sally so see sells
They say milk
Milk I see milk like milk and my time is
Kami, I'm sorry like what?
You're cool and everything, but like I feel like one thing you do is you're just too
worrying about what other people think. You just gotta like let God wear them.
He should the fuck and let me take the test please. Like what pony are you?
Uh clouds. She called Jason he's free. My little pony. Wait really bad time for
Jason to say anything to me. He didn't call me. Clouds. I like how all day I've
been like having fun and then now we're doing a quiz and it's like oh
like fuck call him very like live so a Nissan oh I don't know
no actually orchard orchard yeah who the fuck is rose dust that ugly bitch I
hate how I hated how wouldn't they look back man what the fuck there's no fucking
makeup-looking-ass bitch you got a ho well I mean they call like a really a
pony I'm like a brody brody I never know what you're saying am I a broney a homie
Okay, I'm broke. I know me.
I'm brokey.
Yeah.
I'm not a...
I'm an old-ass pony though. You need to shake this.
I'm sorry.
I'm so used to having my chastis so like when it's going faster...
One of my old friends was a clobber.
Clobber?
What the fuck is that?
I'm muting for this.
He didn't fucking mute.
He used to jerk off the ponies.
That's crazy.
So like technically he would beat his dick to actual horses.
And it got to that point.
That's weird.
Hopefully that brings on your life no more. We all did weird shit wearing our
jeans. We're Costco guys. But you would so you know the gill the dude gill from
Nemo. Jason's calling him. Oh he was calling me. Lamar. Yo. Yo. Can I pull up?
You dude you can come over whenever you want. We're just me and Mario hanging
out. We're just doing a couple of places. I have to include me. Because you're my
friend. We're hanging out. I'm not his friend. I just met him. Anyway it
We're a lot of fun.
Hi, hi, Jason.
How are you, dude?
Y'all not allowed to come over?
Jason, you can come over whenever you want.
I'll probably be gone by the time you come here, but, yeah.
What makes you say that?
I mean, like, I can, I can, I mean, I'll probably be gone.
What is wrong with you?
Be nice to Jason.
Yeah, be fucking nice.
He's really cool.
Come on.
She's making crazy faces.
She's a fan.
She's a fan.
She's a fan.
She a fan?
She a fan?
Freaky ass nigga?
You just call me a freaky ass nigga?
Jason, I don't think I can stream tonight.
Just come over whenever you want.
Like, can you send a gift?
Well, is that Nick?
Yeah.
Oh, hi, hi, Nick Polo.
Nick, you come over, too.
Hey, did we just leave?
Nick, we're about to play Halo 3 the whole night
for 14 hours straight in the legendary campaign.
You're going to miss it.
I'm playing it in three days.
You want to come?
Time to get up.
okay it's me it's me dave and uh... you are
i'm not i'm not going to be okay walking in and i'm doing it that that is
sick
all i'll just say it
uh... much i could probably say at this point
yeah i'll send it to you
alright how soon because i i gotta prepare for you know i got
Cook dinner.
You didn't cook me dinner?
I'm just gonna pull up and, I don't know.
Yeah, whatever, just come whenever.
All right.
All right, bye bye.
Is there a reason you have a donkey calling the Mibo
in the corner here?
Oh, I respect the dong.
Oh, is it for me?
I could be if you want it.
So I'm a dong player in Smash.
I respect him a lot.
Dong?
Yes.
Is what you call him?
It's respect to dong.
Thank you.
Wait, what should I do with Jason?
You did you not plan anything?
No.
What did he just say?
Oh, let me come on your stream, pause.
So haven't you?
I don't plan a lot.
I just sit here and talk.
Oh, you just talk?
But he's 21.
I have nothing in common.
I'm 21.
2.
You're 22.
See, it's fine.
I'm 21.
Chat, what do I do with Jason?
Underage drinking stream.
I'm actually down for that.
Fuck it, why not?
Like my friend Marco just, oh god, this is good.
All right, what was I going to say?
Jason, I got a message from his, my address.
Come on, my mod just out of my address.
What do my skits says?
Fireball Wednesday, subway surfers.
Gotcha, miss.
What can I do with Jason?
Repeat Wendy's string with Jason instead of Emily.
Ooh, I can order the Krabby Patty?
You can't order the Krabby Patty,
the app hasn't updated, believe me, I would.
I can send someone to go get a Krabby Patty.
That's so fucked up.
Why can't you just do it yourself?
You would get Russell do it?
No, not Russell.
Who?
No way!
Come on, I don't even have my IRL set up.
I can't form content.
That'd be instances for you to do.
Should I repeat the exact stream of the lore stream
with Jason?
He's like, I already know all this, I've watched.
I feel like Jason knows way more.
No, Jason, Jason was a frog.
He was a miskiff frog.
Kind of.
So he watched me for a very short period of time called,
Um
Jason the wean, yeah, and maybe it was an old to count
So he used to talk about my ex-girlfriend. Where's Maya?
Where's Maya?
Android omega-wall dog Pog and he was do and I he literally got timed out because he's being so fucking annoying
Then he switched over to the Fire Nation. It was family Dio the entire rice gum and Dio
Do deo
Yeah, it's not Dio.
D-E-O.
Yeah, Dio.
He doesn't call it Dio.
Does he?
Dio.
That's what I always said.
Yeah, that's why he hates me.
I think so, too.
You know people call my community?
Scumbags.
The last thing Jason said on my stream was, hey, Emeru.
Look at the growth this man had.
I get it.
Where's Maya to hey, Emeru?
That's not even in your chat because that's the collab stream you recently did, right?
Probably.
And it was like you were he she was on your stream and he did it in her chat from emmeru's channel
He wasn't even in your stream seems like we need to take that pony quiz
Hmm
Yeah, damn. He doesn't like you. It's not that he doesn't like me. It just he doesn't know me
I don't know you either
Okay, well, let me ask you an honest question. I'm hanging out with me for the past four hours now
Did you enjoy do you like?
Anything. Yo, Kpo715, Excalvia, thanks for the sub, Apollo.
You normally think follows?
I don't think you do.
Now I'm gonna thank you for the follow, bro. I'll follow you back.
Follow for follow, guys.
Did you even think that last sub?
Oh my gosh, 1,000 bits? See?
These big streamers, man.
Yo, hello, King. Thank you for the 1,000 bits, bro.
I appreciate that. Let's go into charity.
Okay, well, do you like, have you liked?
Do you like hanging out with me?
I like being with everybody, but okay that's not a bad thing, it makes me feel like, yes, I like being with you.
I think you're okay.
I mean like you can't really tell a lot about a person first when I'm hanging out.
That's not true.
True! Not true? Is that true?
Oh I hung out with you so much I got your lisp.
You had the lisp before me.
I am with too many Asians.
What? What?
I don't think you do either.
Well, like OTV, but like do you really hang out like an Asian pokey's not Asian?
Oh, what about everybody else?
City is not Asian
I don't know what's going on
I think it's the cinnamon toast crunch you have still right there and the rainbow thing you ate earlier see but
Cinnamon Toast Crunch is a taste that you can taste.
Why do you eat it out of a measuring spoon?
They're so fucking weird.
You're weird.
Do you not have anything to do with this?
I gotta go.
She's like sitting on me too much.
I can't do it.
I guess he leaves me again.
Stop spamming the donkey conch, the dong emote.
I bet the viewers should drop like crazy when I walk out of that room.
Bet it did.
Bet it didn't.
What are we saying?
Wait, scroll up, scroll up, scroll up, scroll up.
Scroll up more.
Wow, Mar, you are so amazing.
I should give you a thousand subs.
Thank you so much for being on Mrs. Stream.
Ah, real comment.
Yeah, if you're toxic, you're leaving.
Eleni wants to come over to meet Jason.
Eleni can come over anytime she wants.
You literally, there's like,
I'm like one of those punch cards you get
when you're at like a Burger King or something.
When like, if you hit the 10th one,
you get like a free drink.
So Linnies hit the 10th. She gets whatever she wants, you know?
I mean, like she can do whatever, she can get whatever if she wants to come.
That chat's really cool. I didn't expect it.
Like I knew they were cool, but I didn't expect them to be this cool.
So I remember like the Ox battle, like some people were like,
oh my gosh, she's so bitchy.
You got to realize something that there's two.
It's like one guy.
So no, let me draw it out for you.
I have so many different communities that are wrapped in my community, right?
So it's like this, like my community is kind of in half, right?
You have the W, just a lot of my viewers, and you have the Poggers, which is like a lot of
my viewers, right?
So some of the Poggers might have a-
What do you think you have, W viewers?
Like, what percentage do you think is W?
Oh, when I say W, I mean white.
So what's Poggers?
Really white.
And this?
Is it Himalayan?
This is extra Himalayan chin, actually.
Okay, that's what the Himalayan.
Why don't you say that?
She's a bitch
Don't cry. I already did
What what should you have in the council's 2015? How old was he Jason? Jason? I don't know like probably third
team
I go library
Yeah, she's kind of a loser
That's why he puts on this front. It's like like he's like the cool kid now like I know like I'm a senior
You know me like I'm like
So he's basically like a different version of you
No, no, no. He's a better version of me.
Oh, so you're finding someone better than you?
The second I saw Kai Senat, I said, welcome done.
I said, there goes my...
I was like the guy for like collabing,
but I saw Kai doing like, oh, there it is, I'm the server.
You were?
Yeah, but I was okay with it.
There's room for everybody,
but what's great about the fact that there's more people
is that means they can watch me as well.
And also, the thing is,
I had the throne for four years.
I came in, yeah, he's bigger and better, faster and stronger too.
He's the first member.
What was buggy though?
I feel like every time I see go live, I see Emeril buggy.
Well, that's simple.
That's because Aspen Golden from up here just goes,
and gives her a raid.
As any of you raiders not bugged you.
You know why?
He told me once.
Why?
The truth is why I don't rage you as much is because they don't stay.
But they stay for emerald.
I think after like seven hours of being in cells and being in asmish chat, they're like
go to emerald chat and they're like hey how's it going, like you know, have you been emerald,
it's been a great time, but they they stay over there when for me they they leave.
Have you ever like been a stream where you got like fake tits and like just experimented?
I've done everything.
There's not much I haven't done as platform.
But yes I've had fake tits.
Wait have you done male tits?
In fact, I had real tense
when I was younger I
Have this thing you can put this headset on if you don't listen to me
When I was younger I had this thing and it was called gyneochromastia and basically what it was is I had
Basically what I had is I had estrogen in my my body so much really yeah, but I grew mantis and they were huge
I was able to put my nipple in my mouth
Like this is real. Yeah
Yeah, I
I got made fun of all the time they'd be like ha ha like I stop like dude no
kids
And the reason I tried working it out because I thought I can work out and get rid of it
But I couldn't and I was like dude
I don't understand what's going on and I had to get my dad to
Feel me up and my dad had to go under my skin and feel that this is not something I can work out and
He like this is another fake story
It's like, just the way you tell stories is just not believable.
You're telling me your dad filled up your tits.
This is a fake bad now.
Hey, Dad, I'm on stream.
I need you to verify something.
What?
All right.
When I was younger, did I have gynecomastia
and I had fake man tits?
Did I have to get you to touch my boobs
so you can understand that I had man tits?
Can I just say don't recall?
Final answer.
I think I believe so.
It's one of those things I try to forget if it was true.
So it probably is true.
Thank you, Dad.
That is all I needed to hear.
That's all you needed to hear?
Yeah, there's people that still don't believe my stories
after all these years.
No, you did, and you did.
But the rock had a two.
Just remember that.
The rock had a two.
And one day, Dad, I'll be just as popular as the rock,
just like I told you.
You'll see.
OK.
Well, let's see if you can have it.
OK.
Hopefully, I'll talk to you later, I guess.
Hopefully.
Is there anything else?
Is there anything else?
Was that it?
No, that's it.
Avocado?
OK.
But so yeah, I was in there story.
Don't you have any really interesting stories
in your life at all?
No.
So I was like, me eating.
So I'm picturing you.
You were just that girl that went to school probably
wore really baggy clothes.
No.
My mom used to dress me like, you know,
my mom would give me cornrows.
I would clean Latifah.
Like she would dress me in like Nike shit and like I would look like I like girls
but I didn't like girls.
The girls hit on you?
There was like one girl in middle school who like used to stab me with her long
fingernails and then she texted me a couple years later on Snapchat like,
oh, I didn't know that you like.
Shut up.
But like, what?
Why would he, why would he resubmit?
Okay.
Well, like she said, Oh, I liked you, but I know if you like girls or not.
That's cool.
One time when I was in high school, this really fat chick kept hitting on me so much.
Her name was Kylie and I was like, oh my god, you're fucking fat.
And she tried to-
Didn't you have the dyno go a lot in these days?
The Pastic Amosia, yeah, I had it.
So this girl was trying to hit on me and I'm stopping trying to get with me.
I'm like, get away.
I tried pushing her up and she fucking felt like the rock.
And I'm like, what the hell is going on?
And she was a huge WWE fan.
She would do this to my face all day.
So anyway, she tried-
You know tortoise hit the best man?
Like you don't like you don't you gotta like experience it, bro.
Tortoise?
Tortoise.
65 months.
Tortoise.
You mean a tortoise?
Then tortoise.
They hit the best.
They hit the best.
So I've actually fought the fat chick and I hated it.
Oh, why?
Well, I met her on Tinder and I was really horny and I fucked her and it was the worst
experience I've ever had in my life.
and she was so wet, like literally it was like,
I was like, ah, fuck, I was like the whole time.
So anyway, afterwards my bed felt like a water bed.
Now I'm like, holy shit, I have to get rid of all my sheets.
It was so gross.
It wasn't really good.
Fragrance, fumes.
It smelled like, have you ever like been to LA
and you're like walking by and like,
you know someone's pissing there a lot?
Like a homeless guy?
That's my room so I'm like.
Yeah, squirts this bro.
I don't know why girls are like, oh my God,
I can squirt seven yards now and you're pissing me.
Yeah, but guys like that.
Smell of piss?
Guys like pee.
That's some guys do.
Everyone's saying no in chat.
So I guess I already wanted the lesson of life in the joy.
Marry's just dip.
Yeah, I've been thinking about it honestly.
Just keep Marry's gonna dip.
Yeah, I've been thinking about that honestly.
He did not say that.
Who did not say that?
Don't call him Chad.
There's many people in there.
How many girls do you have in your chat?
If I had to guess, I'm pretty sure last time I checked, it was 7% women.
Look at me, be a liar.
I do.
I swear I have a lot of women because they love my eyes.
Is that why you wear that one like shirt a lot as blue?
It's like that in the duck sweater or whatever the fuck that is, the geese. Goose.
Yeah, look at what hands up.
Listen, I mean, like, I know what the ladies like. Like, they like a nice, you know, I'm not...
Oh my God, mischieb looks like he stinks so bad. Somebody smells like shit. Oh, wow.
Does that give you a happy, different perspective all the time?
Like, do I still have unfunny chatters? I gotta get rid of them.
Give me a sec.
Oh, I got ready guys before.
Anyway, so, no, I never had a lobotomy.
What did you even say? I don't remember.
Lobotomy?
Oh, I said, in the rap, I just said lobotomy
because I ran it with something.
Mm-hmm. I mean, yeah, you're a pretty good rapper.
No.
Were you a skater at one point?
No, why are you asking me to have bands on?
Yeah.
No. I actually know, I was. You want to look it up?
Yeah.
Uh, dude, Mari live skating.
Saiting. Are you stupid?
Skating.
Yep.
So go to like the middle of the video.
So what today?
Middle of the video!
It's going to be a-
MEDAL OF THE VIDEO!
So what today?
We're going to be, uh, you know?
Sorry, Jack.
Bruh.
Can you stop playing it?
Bro, you think that's embarrassing?
Yeah, I'm not letting you watch it.
I had two viewers. I had two viewers. I was playing. This is, this is 10 years ago.
No, this is my basement.
No, I did that on the stairs.
Because my skin's fantastic, I have no stress That's one of my darkest moments
Well, there's one that's worse but I'm not showing it.
They'll go away just like it's like you're like pretending like an animal in the wild
like when they think that just ignore them and they just go away because they hit me all the whole time
I don't know why there's so many flies in here. Yeah, I know why. You look like Frankie Muniz. No,
you don't. Who's Frankie Muniz? What? The head's right and definitely the head.
Hi, Fakie Supremo. Yo, Fakie Supremo, I appreciate that. Do you think you're a better streamer than
I would say like three rings down your you would be like a and I would be see
Wait, why am I a
No, no, but like now oh
Now it's like you're decent
Yeah, but I'm like I would say I'm like see you like I'm not there yet
You're on your way though. Like I see it. You know what I mean?
Wait, I think I'm about to have like four different women show up to my house and Jason
Wait, who's the other woman?
I think Alindy's with a bunch of women
Okay, now we gotta figure out something. Her sister. Oh my god. No
21 for Jason, Jason
No
Her sister's insane. But can't Jason like not drink?
Or do you anything?
I'll drink for him
Oh my god
Alindy carried my career for like years.
Really?
Oh, yeah, Alindy was like my everything
She was like pulling me aside like she's like carrying me. I have everything. He's 21.
Oh, it's his birthday today. Wait, what? He drank on Emily's Dream. Oh my god, happy birthday.
Do a balloon pop. It's a boy. What is your tribe? Me or her? I'm no TK. So I die.
Is this what I look like in an alternate universe? Okay, wait, so what do we do with his birthday?
Cupcakes
Did he have cupcakes yet or anything
For like eight years you should think of something off Mari now's not the time to fuck around
It's not his birthday. Well, let me look it up
Jason the ween birthday
Wait May 9th May 9th. What oh he's 2004
Wait, what the fuck?
But apparently it's fake
He's knowing birthday is really October 9th, 2024.
What?
Oh!
Wait, we gotta buy him cakes, bro!
Oh, wait!
Yeah, today's his birthday.
Holy shit!
Yeah, you gotta buy him a cake and everything.
It's Jason's birthday.
You gotta be a nice, like, hospital man.
Hmm.
Happy 21st birthday.
Get strippers.
Melanie's coming over.
All right, what else can we get?
We get cake, right?
I need to get something.
Well, if it's your 21st birthday, what can I do?
Let's go to bars with him.
Sixth Street.
I've never been to Sixth Street.
Go with me.
You'll have the time of your life or the worst night of your life.
OK.
Just trying to make small talk with you.
Really tough.
Be honest.
Mario's not going to bar yet.
I don't.
I don't think I've ever been in a bar before.
So does Mari like Bacardi?
That was a horrible rhyme.
But I think I only had like Costa Migos before.
Or like Vaca.
Tim Waltz is going live on a World of Warcraft Twitch stream tonight.
Who the fuck is Tim Waltz?
Wait, who's- who's stream?
Is it Asmonds?
Oh, Camille Harris is B.P.
Is it actually- is it actually-
Get him into only fakes.
With pre-heat? Who the fuck is pre-heat?
Ninja.
Who's pre-heat?
Who do you get much higher?
So high he's wait he's a liberal
Your Republican or Democrat me neither you know why I think it's cuz you're too stupid if what people tell me
Who told you that?
Hassan, I don't know what's on
No, no, he said about me you have the headphones on he said about me
No, you you said it the other way. You're not gonna fucking gas like me
Well, I'm gasoline. Okay, you like in the politics. I'll start gaslighting you know, no, I think I want to stay away from that conversation
Anyway
What I do for Jason like it's his birthday tonight
Okay, get him cupcakes done cupcakes
No, whose groceries are outside
Okay, what do I what do I get them an orange cake? Why does he like orange?
You orange are you the type that likes like orange creamsicles or something those are so nasty
Marry you think orange creamsicles are gross. I don't like orange like orange and like in like a ice cream
It's like creamy
Wait, it's delicious
Have you ever tried like a peanut butter and jelly with Doritos inside? No, I'm not a fucking disgusting person like you
I actually eat well and healthy
Well, you eat well
I've got another just waiting for you to finish those
Yo, so those are sour if you're gonna keep doing this thing where you're exposing me on stream. I'll start doing it to myself
If you you already fuck
Was this tea? No, that's that's I
Never had lean in my life
I
Look like some drug addict to you
So what the insta-card? Yeah? Yeah, you should get just like like vanilla cupcakes
I don't think no one can do it around with vanilla
You know like it's candles for him do like a birthday thing and then get the alcohol
I mean a real alcohol
Alcohol, this is your streamer
Holy shit shrooms. Oh, they say you do shrooms
In there in there
Unfortunately, yes.
Standing out in the west.
Get Mel's strippers.
How about we just dress up Trompey up?
La la la, hanging with Trompey.
Wait, which one is the one that's like a boy
but it's like a girl, but like, is that Trompey?
The one that's a boy but is a girl.
Or like a girl.
Trace Cinderella?
No, your cat, like what cat is it?
No, it's not Russell.
Oh yeah, Bunky.
Mmm
No
Cuz he had weird-ass shit going on it's fucking dick so I had to pay 12 grand to have his dick cut off basically
I'm right here like I understand you like I think that's the high you know what I had a good time because Trump he was here
Yeah, he's kind of like they use the most really nice like cat ever
I was like, hi, and he just rubbed up against me.
Very nice, he's a nice fella.
I'm glad you went for my whole list.
Yeah, and I think you're okay,
but I'm like off the first light, introduction, you know?
Yeah, you're fine too, you're just a list of drugs
and stuff, other than that, like I'm just-
You have a list.
What?
What?
You have a cat?
No, I want one so bad, though.
I'm gonna wait till I move out of mine, my friend.
Wait, actually he's just got blown off in Florida.
What?
You checked if he was lying.
You know he's still there.
Wait, he's literally fine.
Wait, he's in Florida right now or
if I click drama stuff, maybe.
Wait, no, wait, Dream's live.
Bro.
You better have him evacuated.
Their water is cooked.
You're cooked.
Try knocking on his door
and let him know I want to collab.
Dream's here.
Um
There's no way crazy how much we've done to get that trophy
Congrats to us
Cheers, oh, she's trying the what?
Okay
Let's see the fries dude Wendy's fries
I guess you got to say I gotta put the fries in the bag
You should get the cupcakes I'm trying I don't I like it. I'm trying like
Facebook
Okay, I got cupcakes five bucks what the fuck are these shitty ass cupping what else should I get like what should we do like
Uh, smoke a blunt, basketball, tier list.
Tier list? I don't really know what you could do with him.
Like, I don't know though.
What do kids like?
Don't you see what?
Damn, so you really have him coming. You have no idea what you're doing.
We could do a mukbang.
What would you want to eat?
Sushi?
I didn't even say anything. I'm just gonna let the sound stop for itself, but you know, you can put the word in when out people aren't.
How can I be racist or Asian people at this point? Are you serious?
Are you serious?
What is wrong with me? I don't think I've heard you have a list this much, like, forever.
No, I've always had a list. So I used to- did you-
I can just-
See, you have a list too. So when I was a kid, I had to go to classes to get my list fixed.
And I used to do this for hours.
And then she would give me an Oreo and she lived next to Dave Chappelle
She's so pouring that guy's a list too
Pouring it, but he is not even near pee
He negativity is getting annoying like bro. Do you just want to leave? Yeah, I want to leave bro. You know it like
One tip is friends with Jason
wait one step you know Jason the wean oh my god that's so yes I do bro I got a
module one step that's insane slash mod one tap dude that's sick you know one
tap is no I seem in the recommended though see like your mod or something
he so one tap was a big stream sniper and pub G you know pub G is yeah don't
you dare say that that game was a fucking masterpiece one of like the
Three months it was a shithole. It was a nasty. This game is amazing. What's your favorite game of all time?
The thing is with Valorant is I just don't like it. Is it just like the community that it's around?
But weren't you around with weed people?
No, World of Warcraft.
Isn't that like wood or what?
Like let me look up the average World of Warcraft player.
Show you what average World of Warcraft player.
Like this is what they look like.
Why'd Africa go pop up?
What the hell looks like you right now?
A little bit.
That's an amazing cosplay.
It's not a cosplay.
No, the thing that the dude did.
But this was the best time of my life.
No, go to the top right.
That's me.
I'm in top left.
Sorry, I didn't have the directions.
That's me.
You were like, aren't you like, aren't you not that?
Like the opposite of that is what I would say?
No, that's me.
I didn't know.
OK, I'm just assuming.
Look, I have the Glynecologist thing
with my tits going on with you, dude.
No, my tits went like this way.
Like they were like.
They went opposite directions.
Yeah, like, you know how a clock's right only twice a day?
Or every clock's right twice a day?
Like, legit, my nipples were just weird.
Because the gynecomastia was like forming.
Like, they were gonna get bigger.
Honestly, if I was there,
I would just farm like, a wife's side or something.
I was nine.
Oh.
No, I'm talking about like, when I'm of age, though.
Well, here's what happened.
Because they just gonna get, like, gargantuan.
So here's what happened.
So when I had big boobs like this,
I'm like, oh my God, I hate this.
I like tell my family that I'd be like God. I fucking can't stand how everyone keeps looking at my boobs and like
They're like trying to get it real. Yes
Like your dad said it, but I feel like you just tell them all if I ever asked you this question like to say yes
No, so then I was at the dinner table and my sister overheard me talking like this and she's like wait a minute
That's a great idea. I should get into this and then that's how it happened
One real story. Okay. I believe Chad honestly like Chai's a very like
preferable source
You're on to what the average man's get fewer looks like
How black you know, it's actually probably this
But that's probably pretty accurate in the picture
This oh, is that is that someone cause plain as bright?
No
Look like it
It's his birthday boy not happy Halloween
Why is it my reddit? Because my reddit used to be huge and I got rid of it.
I get rid of it but I just don't check on it.
That is... that is...
Why does her head look so puny?
Well now I do what you do, which is like, I like go through like my, you know...
I don't go in my Twitter account.
Okay.
My community is not big enough that I get it.
Okay well I do that.
Like I go through and like start blasting music and I'm like, who had W Eats today?
I feel very heavy.
She's so cool.
Yeah!
Sorry.
That's what I got learned.
Not to do weird.
You know, I don't like changing myself, but I am a little bit loud, so...
You're gonna yell?
No, because then they're just like, oh my god, you're so loud.
Maura, it doesn't matter.
Are you sure?
I don't care.
Oh, no, man.
I think Maura is heavy. She's so cool, hell yeah.
I scream all the time, right?
See?
You literally muted it.
Oh.
You're cool, don't listen to the boomers.
What is like a boomer to you, like a 40 year old?
So that's interesting to think about,
cause like, what is a boomer?
Like whenever I hear boomer.
Like he, wait, wait, wait.
He linked the net clip, the canoe, please.
I so, so, so, so, please.
Cause he did that to me.
He linked it to me bro.
And it was like, oh, it's a cute bunny.
Did you watch yet the clip?
Oh, we have Zasso?
Yes.
So I actually have watched, I've watched every,
wait, you're not 20, wait, hold on.
Suppose you're 25 and you're a boomer.
How old is a boomer?
25 is like auntie uncle age, you know?
59, 77.
Oh, so there's 59, 77 year olds in your chat?
No, the boomer generation is when there was a big
baby boom in the 1960s.
Baby boom when they first fucking a lot?
So yeah, a lot of people were having a lot of sex
and the average family was like four or five people.
Because back then you were able to have
multiple children.
Yeah, it was cheaper.
It was post-World War II, about baby rumors.
So that's why I was like, what?
What am I?
What am I if I'm 29?
We had to be 29.
Wait, am I, what am I, a Zoomer?
Age of-
You're a millennial, right?
Yeah, you're a millennial.
Yeah.
And I'm Gen Z, right?
You know, I was kinda hoping I was Zoomer,
So I would just people how old do you say zoomer zoomer ones as well zoomers like this generation like this one
All right, I got cupcakes
Chad what else they get so it's Jason a linear sister like did you get candles are we gonna have like are you stupid?
Yeah, we're gonna like five cupcakes. You're right. You're right. It's birthday. What what else can I can't believe Jason's 21 guys
Holy shit, do I think what else do I get him?
Get him a gift card
Give car
Okay. What else do I get him chat?
Shot caller and hot sauce.
There's two girls coming over.
What would a guy like Jason want with two women?
Good conversation.
Yeah, so like maybe.
Ooh, lie detector.
Maybe.
You have lie detector test?
Oh, the lie detector test.
But you don't have it.
Condoms?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ooh, lie detector test.
But who even uses condoms?
Would he want to do that though?
I did a shot caller. Isn't that
No, I did shot callers a lot.
Hmm. Hmm.
Yeah, does anyone here young and hip? Like, what do what would you want with two women that are in a room with him that two women?
Like, what? My man, three women.
in a vape. Does anyone have coconut on their iPad they can give me? Blind date with this
little, with the, with Eleni's sister. Oh my god, that's perfect. I'll blind him.
These ideas man. Should like, prime day galaxy ass.
So I'm gonna look that up. I've heard galaxy ass. Is that a TikTok thing? Galaxy?
No, it's another drug people are game. Like, isn't it like Whippets? You know what
Yeah, I know so it's like a stronger version of limits
It's coming my house oh
Yo, oh
Let me have not seen my
Oh my god, it's a lily
Oh lady, six.
You, yeah, I'll say yes, buddy.
Me?
No, not you.
Last time we hung out, you yelled at me, you know, it's the best time of my life.
Oh, I remember that.
Yeah.
Does it take money?
Oh, look, I think I have a cushion, Chad, it's fine.
I have a cushion?
Yeah, yeah.
No, that's real money.
Oh, okay.
Yo, what's up?
Oh, that was supposed to be my seat.
Oh.
You're supposed to be, more viewers, look her out, it's like she's in front of me.
I'm just, I'm so small, I'm so paranoid about being in this room.
I don't want to be small, but this kid is the where's my hug at guy. I don't even ask. I just get homes, bro
Anyway, like yeah, like this is um, you know, I said a linear says you have like a punch card with me or like
You've you know when you go to a store and you do a punch card
You get to the end and you got a pretty smoothie
Yeah, you've done so many streams with me where you basically if you want anything I have to give it to you
Oh
Shit, I don't know. I'm gonna have to think about what I want.
Well, that's how you got that seat.
So now you're back to nine.
So you have to go on ten more seats.
Wait, no, I don't want to use my punch for this.
No, come on. I thought it was fair.
God, no.
And now I can ask you anything I want?
Yes.
Oh.
Can I have John Green?
That's such a real question.
It would be so cute.
You wouldn't do that.
You said anything I wanted.
But, what do you mean now? We had a kid together and that did not go well.
You really think you're gonna take my kid?
The kid didn't go well because you killed the kid.
I didn't kill the kid.
I made him watch Grayson for four hours,
and that killed him.
You're in the pool.
Me.
Anyway, let's talk shop.
You want a chompy?
How about this?
If I ever die, you get chompy.
What they thought?
Why did you smile when I said I'm a guy?
We got to this one though, I didn't.
Deal.
But when I die, what I want you to do
is I want you to go live at my funeral,
and I want you to stream the whole thing
with the TTS on and Chompy.
TTS on, okay.
Yes. Can I throw them?
Yes, I want you to get drunk there too.
Oh, nice.
I want you drunk before you go in there.
Okay, wow.
I just registered, you just said, can I throw them in?
Yeah.
It's a joke, I'm not actually gonna throw a Chompy.
Chad, the thing is,
Espen would stream my strength by my death,
but I know Espen will have tech problems
and he won't show up till it's over.
I'll be able to show up.
So I know that she'll actually get the job done.
Like imagine- I will show up.
I'm a pretty reliable person.
No, you're very reliable.
So that's the thing with asking that,
he'll have some tech problems,
he'll show up to my funeral afterwards.
And it'll be like, brick,
show show up on time and be like, yep,
I got the whole thing.
Canute would have streamed the parking lot,
he'll stream the address,
he'll point at it saying like,
this is where we're going.
Go do the whole line yards.
Wait, he leaves shit?
Canute?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's just half his content.
Oh, it's leaking stuff.
Most of Canute's content is leaving a camera somewhere
and then you put the audio all the way up
and try to listen to see what you can get.
Oh damn, that's kind of cool actually.
It is, yeah.
He like leaks so much stuff when we were doing Camp Canada.
It was pretty cool to see.
It was a pretty good idea.
You know what I mean to do?
So we need to figure out what we're doing with Jason.
Yeah, he's on his way.
Kind of crazy.
He didn't plan anything.
No, well, he's kind of bad at planning stuff.
I've been meaning to meet him for like three months now
and every single time.
He'll be like, yo, let's do something.
And then he'll get back to me or like,
he's pretty bad.
I asked him, I was like, he called me and then I messaged him
and I was like, let's meet up with Mrs.
And I called him back and I was like,
Oh, no, I'm talking about this.
Oh, no, I'm talking about Jason.
Well, I'm talking about this.
Oh, okay.
Boris Angle.
No, anyway, I asked him, what's your ETA?
And he laughed.
Like the concept of me asking for an ETA was funny to him.
And I was like, bro,
I need to know what time you're gonna be there.
I'm sorry about that, Elinne.
Like these streamers, bro,
I'm just, you guys.
What the hell?
It's the ETA song?
It's what?
It's a song because it's a meme.
Oh.
Do I swear no one was typing in chat
and then all of a sudden it's like,
ETA, like I didn't know that.
Oh, it's a meme?
Okay, so explain the meme.
Wait, wait, like look up Jason Ali and ETA.
ETA.
I'll take the headphones off so you guys can hear.
Oh.
Oh, it's New Genes.
Oh wait, that's not good.
Oh, that's good to laugh.
Okay, well, okay, that makes sense now.
I was like, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Well, it's just this song.
I hate K-pop.
You just angered a lot of people by saying that.
Get mad, I don't care.
I'm tired of the K-pop craze, it's fucking bullshit.
We need to go back to the good old days.
I think we should make a list of things
that Mizz does not hate,
because I feel like that'd be shorter.
Frank Sinatra.
We need to go back to these days, baby.
Frank Sinatra, this is the times.
Frank Sinatra's cool, but like,
do you see a 12 year old listening to Frank Sinatra?
I don't look at 12 year olds, so no, I don't.
But I definitely, I didn't mean it.
Oh my God.
I did not mean it that way in this.
What the fuck?
My dad likes Frank Sinatra, and he's cool.
You've met my dad?
Yeah, I have, and your mom.
Okay, good one, like that was fucking ridiculous.
Anyway, what can we do with the kids in this room?
She was like that, she was a really nice lady.
She was great.
Why didn't you move to this room?
Because that room, I feel like it's like,
you know how like there's expansions and wow,
I don't know if you'll ever hear that.
So like.
That was like burning crusade, this is like cataclysm.
No, that was cataclysm, this is more like Missa Pandaria.
So right now I'm just chilling, you know what I mean?
Like it was a good time, but now it's like a new day
for us in my community.
Are you trying to force a new era?
Correct.
No.
I think you are.
I think you need to shut up.
I like the old
I like the old Maury better
I miss when you were yeah like last year when I would go in your chat and you were just like
Well, I wasn't someone's chatting you were money
This is Maury by the way
Just kind of mean yeah
It didn't happen. Am I crazy?
Am I crazy? What just happened?
Apologize to Lenny
He was not even allowed to do it
I don't know what the problem is
Lenny apologized to her
I don't know, he's just trying to ban him
He was a winner, he forgot what he was talking about
You had to deal with him
He has ADHD, so he'd like to forget something
Well, it's okay
What are you just talking about?
Because this is my sister
She's Colombian
Just say something by then
Because someone said that
They didn't say anything
English is not as good as mine yet, but it will be.
Yes, true, so.
Yes.
It's like, yeah.
Wait, wait, do you remember my name?
Yeah.
Like your real name?
No, yeah.
You have a real name, right?
You can call my real name.
You have a real name?
Your real name is Miskiv?
Yes.
Is that it?
No, I don't believe anything he said.
OK.
I don't believe anything he said.
No, no.
Wait, you thought I didn't have a real name?
Did you think I was born as Miskiv?
I mean, I don't know.
That'd be sick.
I know.
But no, not.
I thought it was a name, Matthew.
You said it's a bad name?
How would a bad name?
It's a cool name.
It's my World of Warcraft name.
His name is Matthew.
You can call him Matthew.
I do not call him Matthew.
Oh, you don't?
Don't call me Matthew.
Call him Matthew.
He loves that.
He loves being called Matthew.
No, here we go.
I'm not that sure.
He loves that.
Don't call me Matthew.
It's my fucking mom telling me to call me Matthew.
So don't call me that weird.
You can call him Matthew if you want.
Don't.
Seriously.
How did you come up with MISKIF?
OK, so the reason why is my name,
although I was a kid, was MISKIF, right?
And I was playing World of Warcraft.
I made a night out of Druid, and I was in Tendresil.
And I'm leveling up.
And I realized that level nine, which is pretty serious
back then, because it was burning crusade.
Or actually, it was right before burning crusade.
It's about two hours of your time.
And I clicked the F instead of the D on the keyboard.
You see that?
And then I was MISKIF, and I said,
I will stick with this.
That's literally how it happened.
Who first played?
And now the handle is near
Wait what's terrible?
Nothing.
Frank's an obstacle?
No I was just remembering a joke that I heard earlier that was so bad to balance only so
yeah.
Well go ahead, say the joke, I'm a jokester, I like jokes.
No no no it's fine, sorry that's my bad, that's my bad.
I have a question, did I buy a big t-shirt off of you?
Yeah, well I have to buy it.
So let me tell you how I worked in my life.
I'm just a giver.
Like I give, oh let me help me out.
He's a giver.
He loves to give.
Yes, I'm a big giver actually.
Well he actually gives me a lot of things, headaches and bruises.
I gave you ibuprofen that one time for the headache.
Yeah, you did give me ibuprofen for the headache.
Whenever he has merch, he'll always use whatever he's left.
How do you love to have a merch?
No, I give it to Lenny.
Yeah, I throw it away. I give it to my mates, actually.
You give it to your dog.
Don't call her me dogs, please.
Oh, no, I was speaking differently.
Who's on the right? It's Ms. Giff.
But anyway, let me go get you a t-shirt.
Yeah, why do you want a t-shirt for?
I just want a change.
I want a t-shirt.
Why not?
It's an Amazon shirt.
Oh, no.
It looks cute.
I love the fit.
Yeah, I just want a big T-shirt.
Yeah.
Do you want a new sweatshirt?
Okay. Is that sweaty? Is that what you need for campanines?
Yeah.
Do you have a bathroom? I really want to smell it.
So go by the elevator.
Elevator? What the fuck?
There's an elevator that's there. Go to the left in the butler's pantry right next to it.
There is a small charity fund that's being run.
Pass that to the bathroom.
Wow.
What?
You've been here a while, I redid the house.
Yeah, you redid the house.
No, I like that you're in this room.
It's easier for me to come here and say hi now.
Oh, I need to change.
Sitting in that room, there's no lights, there's no new.
It's all the same.
I had to get the book out.
I get it.
I change rooms after I threw my cat.
But like, I understand you wanted like it.
I'm not saying that you threw a cat
or did anything close to throwing a cat, OK?
I would never do that.
But sometimes you need like places remind you of things
and you just want to be like in a new spot.
She's in the middle of a monologue.
I'm sorry.
It's fine.
Don't ever worry about interrupting me.
I talk way too much.
No, it's fine.
You can call me a bitch.
I would never.
Call me a bitch.
No!
What the fuck?
I'm like, hit me in the face.
Right now.
You aren't like this when we should do that.
I'm already like this.
That's insane.
When the camera, you come on, do it quick.
Give her two shots of the killer, and she'll hit you.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm not drinking anymore.
Me neither.
Because we're going to Oktoberfest,
and then I project alchohol in it everywhere
and it was pretty bad,
so I'm taking a break from alcohol.
Yo, chat, wanna chat if I should sit in the shitty chair
and she should sit up here?
No, I like this.
Well, the reason why is-
It gets my good angles.
What, move it up here.
But no, I get what you're saying.
You need a new spot.
I'm live with a spot.
Thank you.
It's a nice spot.
Like for me, I just need to change.
Like, chat, do you understand?
Like, Ms. leave the room exactly.
Like, I just need to change.
Like, you know,
I used to leave you sometimes with my stream for like 10 minutes while I got food and I just want to say I'm sorry.
For leaving me alone with your viewers? They're so nice, I love them. It just, it looks great. Whoever decorated it, follow you.
Oh Lili, do you think you've made six figures on my chat?
Uh, how about you say for sure?
Absolutely!
Absolutely, absolutely. Thank you guys, thank you.
Look at you, there's no easy clap.
For sure.
Yeah, for sure, right?
Yeah, for sure.
Like you made that quick.
Yeah, like not quick, but
I've definitely made
six figures of Shroya Gopalner's Room.
Can I ask a serious question?
Sure, go ahead.
Back in the day.
When you were just coming back
and I was like, we started hanging out with you and me.
Just coming back like when?
Like at the beginning?
Like, right after the dramas and stuff.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay.
Yeah.
If I asked for 10% back then, and when I was like, I'll help you.
No.
I would never, I don't, I don't like
to give money to anyone other than my family.
My family's the only one who'd like to give money for me.
What?
I would help you in all our ways, you know,
but I would not give you money, no.
What the fuck is that?
It's all right, I'm fine, I don't have to help you.
Thank you.
Hey Jason's here!
Jason's here!
Humbna, hubba, hubba, hubba, what do we do, Jack?
I've literally bought cupcakes the other way.
Did you just press on meeting them?
No, I've had them before, like five times.
Oh, you wanna put it?
You are screwed.
Oh my God, we're fucking screwed.
I don't know what to do.
In Asian country, it's your list?
Wait, that's good.
Asian country?
What?
Wait, he just leaked your house?
Whoa!
Wait, no one's done that before.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't know what your time here.
Can you ban, can you do guess the viewer?
Wait, that actually sounds really fucking sick.
Okay, we should do Guest of Year with him, and it's like,
I have to guess if it's my viewer or his viewer.
Wait, that's actually really good.
We be in like this quarter or something?
Yeah.
He's not here.
Yeah, he's not here.
He's a pro.
I was just saying, okay, but why would I tell him
that he would just leave the chat?
Give him a Linnity.
See, but that's gonna cost him six figures.
Wait, what?
As you're so...
I'm not a property, you can just give.
See, she's established now, okay?
Okay, you can't just treat her like shit, okay?
Times have changed.
She looks more than me.
I don't think so.
I don't know, that doesn't matter.
I'm just gonna sponsor her.
When you start saying it doesn't matter,
that's when you know you're good.
Like for me?
I could retire already.
So I'm just chilling.
You're so, yeah, so you're retiring,
like what is your plans?
Like what do you wanna do?
Like, where I know?
You're on life.
Oh, on life?
21
I'm not thinking about eating for myself in my twenties
How does she look
Wait, Jason's outside.
That's so bad.
No, he's outside. I heard him.
Oh, okay. Oh, yeah.
Oh, wow. All right.
What the fuck are you doing?
He's following nine years I'm gonna make.
Hey, wait. You're young. What do we do with a kid?
What?
No.
What do you say?
You say kid?
What do I do?
Come on in. Come on in.
YAAAHHHHH
Welcome back. Wait, don't you want to just put the stream on this?
You can sit here, and then I'll see if there's a sister.
How you do it? I don't know how to do it.
Oh, we can sit here.
Oh, this is the sister?
Yeah, hi.
Nice to meet you.
Wait, Jason, give me the cam so you can interview some streamer.
I got you.
That's scum.
You're the man.
Definitely.
I'm gonna be here.
Wait, is this thing you muted?
No.
No, I'm not.
You can just took her seat, Dickens.
Oh, sorry.
That was a joke.
You sure?
I'm gonna be in Israel.
What?
No, this room's cool. What do you mean?
Look at Halloween themed
I had to measure how much I was eating
No, but put it on my OBS I don't know don't you don't you guys have a thing?
Can get it set up, but they have to end your stream Jason listen my chat understands this
Yep
Not but she was she was talking about her she used to troll crack heads back in the day
Yeah, she's throw apples at them for fun
She was bored.
She was just talking and talking.
I couldn't figure out what she was talking about.
I turned it on and she was talking about prostitutes
and I turned it off and she was talking about something else
and every time I turned the stream on,
it just seemed like she had a crazier story going on.
Exactly.
Wait, what were we just talking about?
Oh, we're in this room because of the Halloween.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I thought I was talking about her hair.
Right?
Rolling.
Look, Jason is coming right in.
That shit actually looks the same, though.
I think it looks the same too!
That's why I told him earlier and he just cut me off.
Oh. Actually...
It's a little bit better.
No, I can see some follicles in there that are brewing.
Right? That's what I'm talking about.
While they're falling out, either way, it looks pretty fucking good.
So, what's the mood, man? I love how you came here.
You look good.
Jason, literally, whatever you want to do, life.
I mean, you've never met them before.
I haven't.
No.
I don't think I met you either, honestly.
No, I was there in the back of the picture.
She was flashing.
Wait, you've been hanging out with me for four hours.
You never told me about this gap, though.
Did you see that?
I'm not, no, my proudest moment, honestly.
Why not?
She was hilarious.
Okay, but like, then everyone was like, oh, like,
you know, you know, weird.
Who's just a clip on?
Yeah, she was not a clip on the picture.
It was a clip on the picture.
No, I really didn't want to hug you.
What?
Wait, clip.
Could someone send it so I know that's not true?
No, I don't know what they're talking about.
What's a gap out?
You not adopt? You never heard of adapt before?
Adopt what?
Adopt off?
Oh, no, like that.
Girl, like I...
Let's go raving.
Yeah, bro, let's fucking stick with this.
So you adapt off each other?
Like you would rather adapt us better?
No, so shake, yeah?
Do you wanna shake people?
Listen, girl, I don't know.
I don't want tea.
What do you need?
Like a USB-C?
Oh, yeah, wait, I can help you with something.
Mom's finally his PC. Here's one right here. I was hanging out with Nick.
He's cool. He's old as shit. I love him though.
No, but he's good. But he is kind of old as shit. Like 33, you know what I mean?
Yeah, it's bad.
She doesn't know how to tap up a chai either.
It's all over here.
That's why I love how my sisters are here.
See, I feel like I have a...
Someone else doesn't know.
Wait, I was on Sophie's screen.
Nooo! Stop! Stop! Stop!
That's not what I'm saying. I appreciate it.
That's not what I'm saying.
That's not what I'm saying.
So who's that and why do you not like this person?
I think he's cool. It was a clip farm.
Oh, your farm?
June!
It was a clip farm.
Like the Duke one.
Do you want to look at the Duke one?
Are you proud of that one?
No, I'm not proud of that one.
No, that's not true!
No, he said, Ma, if he knows who you are.
Why'd you do that?
You're like a ma and everyone's shy, you're pretty popular.
Oh my gosh, man.
Like, you're very well known. I feel like you're fine.
Wait Jason, this would be your strict, like, you want to set everything up?
I don't look like a lot of people.
Wait, okay, good.
Does he have any hair?
No.
Okay, I'll explain okay, but I want you guys
Okay, I don't talk about this a lot
Because I know I don't I know the internet. I know the internet. Okay, so
My dad married
Valens mom
When Valen was already four and then he adopted her so we're technically some sisters, but I don't like that word
Because when she holds her hand.
Because of that smile you have right now.
Because of that smile you have right now.
Okay. You have a dirty mind.
I got some dirty minds.
Wait, what was that?
That's just normal.
So when my dad married her mom,
I was 20 and she was like 4.
Oh, damn.
Wait, she's 21 now.
Yeah.
And I'm well these 25.
So to me, she's like my little baby, you know?
This year, 41?
No.
I'm 36.
Why?
Why are you making that face?
Me?
Are you looking today?
I got something for you.
Who is as thin as that?
It's Shaq.
I don't know them.
Anyway.
Who's old in the W community?
Dude?
Who's old?
Are you trying to hook me up with someone
old is 33 oh honestly yeah I dated what you didn't so you would not date someone
around your age no I haven't in a long time long time you're a cougar my you
only go after the young you so you like being a mommy no I just I just like
Depends on the price.
I don't know.
I just like, like, I don't know.
You like younger date.
Jesus Christ.
You gotta call it out how it is, man, you know.
Maybe cause like, they're more active.
They're more active?
That's what I'm assuming.
Hey, no you're not.
I'm so ugly.
So why have you been saying that you're ugly and that shit?
I'm mad ugly. I'm mad ugly right now. Oh my gosh. Is that a deep reference?
Why? Just sign up for Robert. Give him the big launch. Do whatever you need to do.
What do you need to restream there so he has like a good clean feed
Do I have to end don't I can't we just do like the protection shit
Would you know, can you do your dance, please?
Let me do like five years ago
I've never done that in my life.
Then look at my chat and guess you fucking have.
Oh that's like a year ago.
That's the five thing.
My old one was this.
It's like the leprechaun bullshit and gnome.
You're really getting hyped.
That's fucking good.
That's really fucking good.
I said if you're good.
I mean it's up to Jason.
I just felt bad cause I was like,
oh he probably wants the better set up.
Nah it's fine, yo chat, am I set up fine?
Nah, why is there a tag in my shit?
Dude, you've farmed so many fucking modes.
You really know how to get it.
Cool, good. Very cool.
Bye, Wajido. Thank you, Wajido.
You can go ahead and come all the way over here.
Wajido bro, it was five minutes away.
Wait, now they're saying it's a walk.
No! I'm sorry.
Don't be sorry. I don't care.
You know how.
Yeah, are you logged in to your server?
This is a nice old stream, shall we?
Was Jito coming over to fix things?
Are Lindy's here hanging out?
Like, this is literally what I've always wanted.
I miss it.
It's your old day.
Happy birthday, by the way.
Was it your birthday?
Yeah, turn 24.
24?
No.
No, you don't.
Because I remember you were 19, like, a few months ago.
Well, any time flies.
No, I remember this.
I wasn't his lover host.
But did you tick her off?
No, I dropped out because the eye kiss was too young for me.
I don't need to call.
You don't remember?
No.
Yeah, I remember.
I left.
It's been a very long time.
Yeah.
It's been a very long time.
I'm Alec Jasonbrod.
I've seen your shit.
You don't bring it?
I'm trying to get a 20-view one right now.
I was going to ask a woman to help me out.
With what?
Biding 20 women for me.
Hold on.
Why do I have to fight them?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What do you mean?
my 20s? I'm about to do a 20D1. Is that okay with you? I feel like 29 is not that, like
I could still do this kind of stuff, you know what I mean, like for a while, probably
for a few more months, right? I don't think 29 is that old to do a 20D1. Didn't like
Duke Dynasty one? No. He didn't want it for me last year. Maybe I could try
hinge or Craigslist. No, I got lay on Craigslist once. Yeah, I was on Craigslist
and where was I? I was in, I was in LA. It was around it. I lived there for like
two months so I was on Craigslist and I tried to meet up with a girl.
It worked.
Oh, Craigslist.
Is that the avocado girl?
No.
That's a different story.
He just told me that on the phone story, too.
He loves that story.
Oh, he told me that first time on the app.
Yeah, the first thing I did was I changed my app again and I was on the phone story
like, what?
Did you tell him?
Did he tell you about the story?
Bro, he, he, no.
Oh yeah, he told the story.
After the story, I bugged out.
Jason knows everything.
Jason is a twitch frog.
He knows it all.
Jason, you know what I was doing today?
I was teaching her all the things about twitch.
which like she didn't know who Forzan was. She had no idea. So I had a teacher
Forzan in a non, you know, bad way. It's not that he was bad. His community is insane.
And in 2017 they were fucking nuts. No, he was crazy. His community was nuts.
But he was crazy. He's a motes for nuts. Taught of that kind of stuff. Taught about the W community.
should know about that. I was trying to feature everything. What do you call it?
What are you about to do? Nothing. We have nothing planned. Wait, I have an idea with you though.
Oh shit. Okay, here's what we do. We get a bunch of people from our chats to send
pictures and we have to guess if they're one of your viewers or my viewers.
Which will be kind of interesting because I don't know if our viewers look
like you might be able to just like that's one of my viewers and I might
in the same way. What do they just send pictures of us? No, no, no, they send pictures of themselves
and then we have to guess if they're a misfrogg or a Jason's rock. What? That's easy. Your
ears are old as shit. You say that, but you're right, but let's we'll see. Who knows? I don't know.
Are they really old? No, and that's the thing. People are going to say, oh, they're 30 plus,
they're going to be miskids. I don't know. I think it would be really interesting. That would
be crazy. They call them miskids, but they're like, you can call them old, though.
These adults me I call my community old
Chow at dementia how do y'all the miss kids that's what you call them. No, they're called the board of directors now
I changed their they were the miss kids was played out
A lot of 20 nines and 30s
Yeah, then where you guys adding like you guys have kids you have a house like you say you guys
There's some people there, there's 37, you know what I mean, but that's kind of young
for a miskid nowadays.
Like we got some young people, 20, they're a 20 year old.
There's two, I'm telling you, we should try this.
Waz, what mod do you think can set this up?
Or didn't we do a hashtag last time?
Do you remember?
You just need to do it.
Yeah, then we do a Twitter.
We did like hashtag something with Pokemails.
Just do the hashtag niz, like niz, niz, jason or something.
And then you just search for it through that hashtag.
Yeah, I think it was on Twitter.
It was a hashtag.
And it was like, niz, all right.
Let's do hashtag.
So how you have to do a chat if you want to send a picture?
You send a picture.
It's a selfie.
And you have to say niz versus jason as a hashtag.
And then you tweet it.
And then the comment under it, you comment if you're
Jason frog or miss frog so it's not hashtag miss skip is over party that's
already over with let's do hashtag what do we miss a hashtag miss verse Jason
and just tweet it first yes a picture of you hold on you got you got some
piece of loose just post a selfie tap no I don't either I said they're pretty
Good
You'll be good
All right
Biggest clip I'm so ashamed Jason what's your biggest clip you ever had now?
I'm killing this chocolate
You're back now
Live boys no
Seeds wait have you ever done the share chat thing?
Yeah
You want to do it so that way it's easier to read full chats you want to swap to yours
So basically you can do now if you can combine chats and then they can just spam like crazy
It's it's kind of confusing if Jason has a chat
You just may not have your shit
Yeah, it'll be like whatever his OBS is showing is on yours
Enough is enough.
If you want, I can add your stuff to your screen next to which of those on your screen is.
Mods, disable all my emotes.
I want none.
Fuck my shit.
I'm gonna have this chat and my shit.
I love the panic, the little people running around.
Oh, the top? The top?
Top attack.
What do you do about top?
I fuck with top.
How fucking top?
Cause of fucking me.
I'll die you talk for Halloween. You really are you're gonna like I'm actually gonna
be in Korea for Halloween and it's bad out there like you'll die shit. What? Why?
Because they go like what was it last last last Halloween people died because
it was so crowded people like suffocated to death. Yep that's true. That is true.
I'm gonna try that's why I was gonna go to Korea but I'm not anymore. I'm just gonna
to stay here. Why? Why were you gonna go to Korea in the first place? To meet new genes.
But I'm just gonna show. Me and Lacey are gonna go trick-or-treating. You know Lacey. I love Lacey. I
love Lacey too. Why did anyone else come out here? You just wanted to go by yourself? Well, my
family's in Arlington, Texas. I'm gonna just stop by Austin real quick and then go back home.
Yeah, so I took a break and then, you know, it's really a little when I was quite young.
You did your family for us?
Oh, I bought them cars.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, it's like on the way, on the Uber here.
He's like, yeah, by the way, he's a condom.
He's a brand new car, I gotta go.
How do we break?
Yo, Asvin, thank you for the raid! No way!
Dude, thank you, Asvin.
See, you know what we need to do?
We should combine FaZe Clan with OTK.
Perfect way.
I mean, you can get you Asimovil raids.
I can give you that collab with Emmeru.
Hold on, man. Hold on.
Say it. Extra Emily. Call away every single time if you ever need her. She'll do any content.
You need some advice? Nick,
the older guy in the group, talk to him about anything. He'll give you the good advice.
I'm selling it right away.
Thank you, Asimovil.
Uh, yeah, mods, if you want to spam the, uh, hashtag thing so we can do it, because it
actually sounds pretty fun.
Because I do think my viewers, I feel like we're not going to be able to tell as much
as you think.
You really think your viewers look that much different than mine?
Yes.
And it's like, absolutely crazy different.
You think mine are better looking?
Yours is probably going to be all this shit.
Jason, you're not got much younger than me, dude.
Yes, I am.
Oh, you're not.
The difference between you two is greater than the difference between us men
You were just talking about how you're gonna do with a 21 year old
What I don't know
It's like I said like people put age as such a thing it's like yes am I
29 year 21 but that's like the same thing now
That's not what you said earlier
So you are just contradicting yourself because he's a member of this crazy
What did he say earlier?
He was just like, what am I gonna do with fucking Jason and me and the kid?
I SAID OUT!
He didn't!
I forgot about my grown ass fucking man
Like what should we do? What should I get Jason and the kid?
True, it is your birthday, happy birthday, you are a grown man today
I was just like, I got you SpongeBob socks
I'm like, I don't know like what you want, you know what I mean?
Oh, you got me gifts?
Yeah of course, I got you SpongeBob socks
It's already open. Are you sure that's a gift?
Yeah, it's already open.
Yeah.
It was from Goodwill.
Why is it open?
Well, because it was from Goodwill.
Okay, it was a low-key fire.
Low-key.
I'm going to say you're...
I'm re-gifted.
Low-key fire.
Low-key clean.
Yeah, I mean, I need to clearly up my vernacular up.
Vynacular.
Yeah, I feel like I'm speaking a different language.
They're pretty decent as hell.
You got a great decent. Oh, I understand. I do understand. What does fate decent mean? They're fake. They're fake. Tough as hell.
Would you know do you understand the references? Yeah, is it a movie? Yeah?
Yeah, I mean, there's definitely like a barrier here. So like how was school tonight?
You go to college I dropped out
Yeah, you're like, you're like, what's it go for?
Oh, really?
What are you going for?
Business.
No, thanks.
I wasn't there to clear your mind.
You want your shit on yours?
Uh, you just want a chat because I'm not the Chinese.
Wait, can you put Bull Chats on each side?
Well, this will have his, your version will have your.
Wait, that's sick.
Watch, you're pretty good at this.
Of course.
You're pretty good at this.
Yeah, what do you put Bull Chats on my bullshit up?
Oh Chad, post a selfie on Twitter with the hashtag Mizz versus Jason versus equal BS.
Jason.
Mizz vs. Jason.
Hashtag Mizz vs. Jason.
I think Colin will get old Pepsi.
Retire, Wajido?
We are good.
I love you.
Yeah, that's me.
Thank you, Wajido.
You saved the day, as always.
Wait, I can Google this.
I
Where it's rolling no, no, don't look at them yet. It's a secret don't always see
There's good. I don't think there's gonna be dicks now
That's crazy your shadow you know, super chompies
Chompies like
Because he's got his tail tromped off.
Nah, I got an idea.
Pilates.
Yes.
That would be like right now.
Right now.
What machine?
We don't have to have a machine for Pilates.
So would you be the machine doing it with them?
I mean, I don't know how Pilates would.
She's a yoga teacher.
Really?
She's doing yoga training.
I'm just trying to go to some yoga, yeah, but.
Nah, it's not a vibe right now.
No, light, more the light.
The light is the vibe right now?
I don't know.
What's the difference?
Why is there an uh attack?
So when you say, when a lot of emotes come in,
you're saying that's an attack now?
Yeah, that's good.
I just learned that.
So let me see what attack I'm getting.
What is that?
Uh.
Yeah, I'm getting an uh attack.
I mean, I see it.
And then you're the one that started tall, right?
My chat started tall, Ron made him fucking pop it.
But then who killed Tau?
Oh, right on Tau.
Oh, right on Tau.
Why would she do?
She stomped Tau out.
How did she stomped Tau out?
He would fucking Tau drown Tau.
Wait, I'm getting a Tau out attack.
Ha ha ha.
Nothing.
That's how we know your chat is old.
My chat is not old.
It's OK.
I'm ready to look at these hashtags.
How long do we wait?
No, that's whenever when she does dumb, we can look.
OK, bud.
OK, OK.
Yeah, we can look whenever.
Maz, Vanity, I'm closing your deck, please.
I cannot claim TAG.
I did research on TAG, and apparently it was made by,
it was spammed, mostly, in like a rush.
Can you give me a second turn?
It was spammed in like a rush, and you were so sure.
So how long are you here and asking for?
Like, one more day.
Really?
Then I'm out.
You're out, you're back to LA before you live, in LA?
I'm back to LA.
Nine.
What do you like more, Austin or LA?
Uh, LA.
Yeah, LA is way better.
It's gonna be fucking awesome.
Yeah, this is not shit to do here,
so I need people here.
Yeah, everyone met in school, but LA is better.
Wait, you from LA?
No, I'm from Washington.
But I live here in the DMV.
No, not Washington D's.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
What?
Bruh, who be doing that shit?
I thought it was Yugo Vito, but it was the fucking Irohiko shit.
What the fuck?
It's an overlay though.
Yeah.
You don't even do it on the Irohiko shit.
Really?
I don't know.
Is this supposed to email their poster or what?
It's some fucking ugly eyes.
It looked like Squibbler and Patrick got calm down and stuff.
But they just got soggy with all that stuff.
Interesting.
Where the fuck did he go?
Nah, I was a mess.
Where did he say he was going again?
I don't know, but there's a bag of skittles right here.
I'll sleep on here.
Here we go.
Wow.
This opens.
Oh.
Are these fucking reading?
What is going on?
Those look really bad.
Hold on.
Let me look at the extra race data.
What's wrong with your skittles?
Best.
Best?
Wait, what?
Have you come any skittles?
They're melting.
Wait, what's wrong?
I had a whole bag of them today.
You had to grab it, minstream, and just chug along.
Sour skittles are the best candy I've ever made.
that was ever made that's not even a competition I think I like them in
elementary school they were really fun
have you tried a luncheon yet bro I got sense though really you try one yet
no on my way home I open the door and there's lunch leaves in my fucking
Fuck, I never got to try this in my room.
I don't know what I'm trying to do really bad.
But Azmin will steal it from me.
Because of the viewer that was wanting to send it to me, then me or Azmin?
But then he picked Azmin and he gave it to him on the luncheon and I didn't get it.
You said fucking die. What?
What?
What?
Don't laugh at us.
Fuck you, Azmin died.
Didn't they were talking about like they were talking about how he got arrested or something?
Or the one at Diddy's Mansion?
Who's who's Joseph you said that?
I thought Thomas never got it. No
We have so much to learn
I know you so key Ron
Max
Yusuf. Do I know Yusuf, chat? I feel like I don't.
I'm sure. I've been Yusuf. Yusuf 7-in or something.
Hey, Bob. How'd you forget about Lacey? I'm so glad to know.
Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you, Liam. Thank you, bye-bye.
Are we gonna do a watch? Yeah. Watch. What's his name? Yusuf.
Oh, you mean FuziTube? No. Oh. Try to say his name.
Not know what it's going to use it. No, why I know like Joseph and Mike
Why is galley's the yes in your recent searches because my was teaching me all the cool stuff
Yeah, this guy have I seen him before
for
but i don't like for streamers like
i don't know is this guy popular
huge
what is saying
that's not use of
as close as you said that's why i said
It's forehead's huge.
I definitely ate under something.
You want food?
No, no, no.
Excuse me.
You have to give me some.
Well, I got cupcakes coming on the way for your birthday.
Really?
Yeah, I did.
Happy birthday.
Yeah, I was like really happy to celebrate that with you.
What if you go eat on stream?
Good.
You don't eat on stream?
I do.
You want to do that?
Have a sabbathorn.
Oh, dumb and idiot.
How do you feel after that?
Aren't you exhausted?
I want a weak break.
I'm good now.
I, ah, god, I can never do that.
A sabbathorn?
No, we break.
Hmm.
All right, what is it, Ms. First Jason?
Can someone post it so I can link it?
Do you want us to link tweets?
You're just gonna go through it on Twitter.
Mago, link them to me on Discord.
Why do you need to type it in?
Because I'm just scared that you're gonna get someone
that is-
Well, let's look at it right now,
so you can see what you did.
Okay, let's see.
Wait, why'd you look at Queen Naja?
I'm so fucking random.
What you know about Queen Naja?
What the fuck are my looks?
What the fuck are my looks?
Queen, Naja, Bruce drop off.
Well, Bruce makes sense.
Why'd you look up Bruce?
Well, because Fearbuck tweeted about me probably,
so then I looked up Bruce immediately
to see what he was saying about me.
It's crazy because his ad's not even Bruce drop off,
it's Ray Condone.
Well, that's probably why I looked up Bruce drop off
and I couldn't find him.
Oh, wow.
And Naja, that's crazy.
You fuck with her music?
Of course I like Naja.
Of course.
I love her.
And her music.
All right, so who do we got?
type it in type it in yeah Ms. versus okay yeah yeah yeah this is a bad idea
okay so we've got we've got people
I know my first answer for the first one okay is this the one years all right
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome today. We're gonna be doing a quick fun thing
We're gonna decide on one of these viewers. I got damn it bro. I'm just gonna block you. Okay, like you really need to do
It's put miz
You you told him miz versus it's miz versus Jason. Okay. Oh, that's why did he was there? This must have been an old one
All right, let's see
Okay, so what you have to do under it by the way is you have to comment and say whether you're a miz
Why don't you need to comment like we'll just know
Dude, I don't think you'd get it. Why you that's a goddamn is could be right there
That grown ass man, how dare you say that about jelly peanut? This is not it
That's one of my viewers for sure
Yes, I do what's watching from downstairs
Ready
But let me just prove that I have a diverse community of people that have watched me throughout the years
All right, ready you you want to say this is mr. This is the first one
What do y'all think?
Anyone want to contest?
That's Jason here.
That's Jason.
Yeah.
Nah, they're going to troll and say it's yours.
Ready?
They're going to troll and say it's yours.
Be careful, dude.
Free penis.
He said weed.
I'll go to top, Drew.
Terrible.
That's your viewer, Miz.
I can tell you because I see some Pokemon cards or something in the bag.
That's a miscuf as viewer for sure.
He's got an Ekans, he's got a Venusaur, he looks like he's mentally challenged.
This is definitely what a Red Viewer is.
Alright, ready?
Yeah.
Miz for station 3, 2, 1.
Miz.
Okay, ready? Let's see.
Hold.
Miz has been doing this for 6 years!
Bro!
No!
My viewers are young and...
No, that's me!
Okay, that's miss.
That's miss.
That's a troll.
She didn't even put her name.
No, this is real.
Her name's...
Her name's Nat.
This is a hundred percent it.
She follows you.
That doesn't...
Do you think Jason, do you always follow me?
No.
I don't think they really know you like that.
No they do.
I went in to chat and two people said hi and one of your mom said, yo.
All right.
I would say this is definitely...
That's you.
This is a miss viewer for sure because I don't think Jason has a lot of women
that are watching stream.
They're all honest.
Miss Keck W. Yo, we got Emerald today. God damn it. Wait, you're going for your
Masters. That's fucking amazing. Good job. Good luck. And make sure you
That's what we do in Legends, right? Oh. I don't know what to say to that.
All right. Oh, give me a break, Jason. Give me a fucking break.
No, fuck that guy. No, no, it's not fuck that guy.
Is that Jungkook? No, you're a racist.
No, it's like the same hairstyle.
hmm who would I say this looks like carry the wand um is this look like a
misc you're Jason frog symmetrical god damn bro all right so far like we're
completely accurate oh my mind my mind this is a picture of a fucking Google
I
Think just that I don't have any black viewers
That's gotta be a miscarve you come on Frankie watch me
definitely made his first track
yo, what?
let's go, why don't I go to a bar or something
you guys want to go to a bar?
like, you guys want to
yo
yo
does anyone want to go to a bar or something please?
like, alright bro, does this dude live with you?
alright, this is definitely a jason viewer
for sure, this is a case on
or whatever his name is, this is a case on
nah, don't disrespect case on
not case on
guy this guy looks like a beautiful man he's beautiful this chin it's phenomenal
wow he's a good looking guy
what is going on there what is happening about the bottom picture lady I don't
know who that is okay this guy's got a razor head set Burger King is the toss
What do you think Jason viewer
What oh damn that's not a real account. Love him and new jeans
That's not a real account. Yes it is. There you go. Now we gotta kill you.
I'm guessing this is a lacy viewer. This is probably my viewer. Jason viewer!
Yep.
4.29.
What the fuck is that?
No, go past the phone.
It was a fun Saturday.
That's all it was.
What the fuck?
That was the picture on the Iron Forge thing
for a few days on the Facebook page.
My sister couldn't make the shoot.
All right.
Oh, it's a miscue.
You're not a real miscue.
Why do you think this is a miscue, dude?
It's a miscue.
Why do you think the whole thing is a miscue?
Yo, why are you guys torching on my wrist?
Yeah
No, you think all your viewers are like cool handsome like
You don't think it's cool
Remember Jason laugh that you wrote for one of his viewers, okay, you can always come over to the miss kids
We do we do anime nights on Thursdays. No, I guarantee this is a miscan viewer
Jason frog
Jason frog right there
Nope Jason frog
Why is he gripping
What is that?
That's a timer for a kitchen.
He's just excited and live.
That's all.
I already know that's a misc.
If you already know who it is.
Jason.
Jason.
He's like, oh.
He has swag.
I already see him.
That's my viewer.
That's my viewer.
That's my viewer.
Is that a winner to you on the bottom?
J.Y.
Alright, you're right, you're right, you know.
That's a winning existence.
No.
My other sister is a different sister.
Hold on now.
Well, that's looking mis-good.
Damn, Ethan, you're looking good nowadays, oh god.
Ethan, 1-1-2-1-0.
Damn, Ethan, it's been years.
No, I know what this is.
Yeah, that's fake.
I think it's fake.
Yeah, it's fake.
I think it's fake and also you don't watch me.
Oh, Jason.
This is miss viewer. I talk about Roth IRAs 401ks. I this isn't I'm like
Bro, I'm sorry. I might be a lacy viewer. They're saying a lacy thug
Like this this is not my viewer. I I doubt it. I think this kid's well. Do you think he has 14?
He's got a good cut he's not he doesn't follow me. So it's already a good sign. Probably me
Jason I love when he risgut
Just remember that chat. This is this is it when people spam W. Riz. This is what you get
Bro, this is this is real hundred percent. I don't believe that he likes your Riz
Hmm, so I love the glasses
I don't know. She's got fantastic eyebrows. Wait, she's got ball for ball on Instagram.
Jason! Hey, I love you. What's the diversity? Why do you look at me when you said that?
Because I feel like we both like
Roy's just fucking doing a stream of mine miss Keith definitely miss Keith I
Don't know I mean a minute ago. He's following your footsteps
That's how it's too high quality
Yeah, this is my view
Jason viewer
bro I'm telling you it's and what am I telling you it's harder than you think
I'm gonna honest I think they're trollin some of them
this is not troll that one that was even following that was not all right
right I see if you know this one let's see I told you our viewers look the
I bet you this is a miss kids. Oh, you can't tell he didn't write comment
Let's see
Why do you think it's a miscarriage?
You think you're so goddamn cool
How'd you know I can't because you're jawline you don't want to you want to hide the whole jawline
I think he's a good looking guy and I'm glad to have you as a viewer Nate. Thanks for watching
me. You really think this guy is watching me bro? He looks like he actually goes outside.
I really don't think anyone in your chat looks like that. Not even like one single person.
Do you think anyone in your chat has locks?
Yes?
Hasn't he called?
No, I have a diverse community. I feel like this is ridiculous. You guys are just throwing this.
Like, watch. Miskip viewer. I don't even know what NMS means.
That's my community.
Yeah, he's good looking.
27.
Oh, okay.
God damn, Unk.
27.
He just got the tad flap Yankees. I think this is one of your viewers
I'm gonna prove it tonight
Is this a miss kid
No, it's not fake if it's my view it's not fake
You see she thinks she's a she's your viewer. Yeah, why?
See but like I bet you it's mine watch this
Listen I'm gonna VIP you in my child, okay, so like if you want to talk anytime like that's not her name. All right
I already know him
That's
Yeah
Yeah, it's a pose too.
Yeah, it's a miskid, miskid.
That's a miskid.
Both of them fell off.
Whoa!
Whoa!
See?
Nah, I fuck with you.
I fuck with you.
I fuck with you.
Damn, it's already 8?
Yeah, time flies, huh?
What do you fuck?
Oh, you have someone to beat?
No, I was one that strong me.
What?
What?
Yeah, that's a misking fucking viewer.
That's a Mizkiv viewer.
No, it's not.
It's a Jason viewer, you can tell.
No, it's Mizkiv viewer.
Because he's bored.
Ready to watch?
I mean, he has a warm-piece profile picture.
He's obviously bored.
64-month Mizkiv sub.
All right.
It's the end of the line, Jason.
Definitely Mizkiv viewers.
Jason, if you were 100%-
What?
You're crazy.
He's been watching FACE since it was born.
He might be my viewer.
You're even your boiler. Let's be honest. I feel like this is gonna save me
It's gonna save me as a troll
Gonna save me
Now this is the community
Talking about y'all. Thank you. So am I this man must find this guy. Thank you
This is definitely adjacent your for sure. Definitely Jason here for sure
My viewers my mix of shitty jokes
that's a miss kid definitely my viewer yeah this is definitely my viewer for
sure gotta be your viewer oh my fall bro my guy my bad bro a big enemy really I
guess one is to be my viewer hopefully my viewers
Hmm. I think it's my viewer.
Hmm.
Miz only has white viewers.
I feel like people just get the wrong idea about me.
Jason.
Because I have the most diverse.
That's my viewer.
No, this is my viewer.
I don't think any of your viewers might have outside pictures.
No fans. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
I'm kidding. Miz kids. I fuck with y'all.
They're not called Miz kids.
This is definitely my viewer because he likes Japan and he goes outside
Yeah, I'm not sure what this is
Okay
the bathroom looks so bad.
This is my viewer for sure.
Jason Frog.
Oh, this could be anyone.
No, it's not.
It's happy 21st birthday.
Wait, why is it like, why did he just find a picture of himself in it?
He's had a crop somehow.
No way, he's 21.
Damn.
I am.
Ha ha ha.
It's a mess viewer.
Why are you so dissapointing in your community?
I'm not, I'm not displaying.
It was actually no diversity.
It was something about Mari.
Wait, no.
It was somewhere else.
Tell Mari she looked mad good though.
Grow up, dude.
There's two other beautiful women, why don't you say that to them?
Ooh, ooh, who's that?
He makes his viewer.
Wait, why are you skippling?
What?
That's definitely this guy wait one more
What about this that's a Jason viewer this one that's a Jason viewer, I don't know I think it's a misd viewer
Hello, they want to go on my stream of course they watch me like they're waiting line
your box, Miss Cute Viewer.
Oh wait, can I have it?
OK, I want to.
All right.
Everyone gets one.
Miss Cute Viewer 100%.
I can tell in her eyes and also I have that dress.
I have that shirt.
OK.
Yeah!
That's a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big.
Hide it, hide it.
Why do you want to see the whole thing?
No, I want to see it.
Oh, that's a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big.
Oh, that's a mis-kid viewer.
That's a mis-kid.
I hope it is.
Honestly, Novi, I hope you're part of my community.
Thank you.
I'm going to like your tweets.
That's a mis-kid viewer.
This is a Jason viewer 100%.
Jason viewer, none of my viewers had glasses like that.
You didn't want to answer them.
This is real.
Is he naked?
I feel like the next picture is dick.
I'm not watching that.
hahahaha
uhhhh
ohhhh
miss viewer for sure
hmmm
who is this guy being
miss
that's definitely miss
he's not wearing torsion
i do make people work out and get them motivated
that's my mod
what's going on these pictures are getting really obscure you guys
i'm scared
he's inside the house maybe miss
What is Ray?
How many names you have?
Ray is the other Asian dude.
Alright, look. This guy,
good looking guy, looks like a protagonist
in some anime. I'm going to probably say
he's your viewer.
You could be Mrs though.
If they look cool, it's Jason.
If they look less cool, it's them.
I'm just kidding.
You've been my friend for five years.
Can I say that again?
I would say this is my viewer because I think my viewers are religious I know you know
Yeah.
That's a-
Bro, why do they Stephen Hawking in this fucking photo?
What the-
Shit is this?
What?
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, that's so fucked up.
I think that's my viewer.
He's not my viewer.
No, he's not. Definitely my viewer.
Mmm!
And he's 19!
Showing you that I have a very long view.
I don't even know who's viewers.
I think that's my viewer.
Which one is he?
I think they're both watching together.
What does NMS even stand for?
No more sex.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Oh, that's my viewer.
Ooh!
Yeah, my viewers don't eat all the filters. It's stuff of your viewer.
What?
Oh!
Damn, she's not a big strong viewer.
She was my viewer. I did stream.
I streamed your viewers.
Damn.
She bad.
I streamed your viewers.
They always come back.
What do you mean by that?
They'll always come back.
What do you mean by that?
You'll see.
They'll always come back.
What do you mean?
Are you, are you praying on my downfall?
No, I'm not praying on your downfall, but they'll always come back.
I promise you.
Anyway, where were we?
You should go back.
Yeah, we should go back.
Hold on, this could be a dick.
Or a pussy.
You don't do that on me.
What's so funny about this guy?
I know him.
I know him.
Pussy.
Do you know him?
No.
Wait, that, oh.
No, we're down here.
Oh.
Wait, it's an emote now
Yeah, so these people are posting chat, I don't care about your chest from
No, that was Lacey
That was Lacey the picture. Yep. Wait. I wait
That's actually me that's actually me work
Yeah, like a billionaire you have to shave what? Yeah, this is crazy. That's kind of crazy
No, I don't know why Twitter's not loading the unilaterals
They crashed it.
Yeah, you guys crashed with her.
Clap some chat.
It's not working.
It's like just black screens.
Twitter doesn't work.
It doesn't work for you.
It wasn't working as soon as through.
Maybe somebody just went with my line.
People clap.
Maybe it's Flare.
What the fuck?
He looks like he kills people.
Yeah, he kills people.
I played Miss Kip viewer.
Jason!
Hello, wow.
Oh, shit, my fault.
That's a fight called natural year.
No, this is one of my viewers for sure.
This is a fucking, you Google a light skin kid
and this pops up, like this is a old ass photo.
Yeah, that's like the W17.
Yeah, you could just tell us.
Miss Kip.
Miss Kip.
Jason Kip.
Yeah, he's got more Minions.
Minion in a background with a half dyed haircut. That's that's got that's this is a miss kid
This is a Jason viewer. He does have my hair, but I don't like the minions. It's definitely not my dear
Yeah
That's a miss kid
There you go
That's my viewer.
Oh really?
I'm scared.
I'm going to say this is probably
Aspen's viewer that came from a raid.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Huge miskid.
Huge miskid.
Huge miskid.
That's a huge miskid.
Like it's not like all the miskid.
I'm like huge miskid.
Thanks for the support.
God is so lucky.
Now the question mark.
What is that?
Hmm.
Are those condoms?
It is.
No, no.
There's no condom so it's NMS.
I think this is one of your viewers.
Yeah, I miss kids.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
What was all these women?
Yeah!
That's the same girl.
I don't think it's the same girl.
It's a different girl every time.
She didn't put a thing.
That's a miski.
Nah, that's a miski.
He has a...
He has a...
A hip hop is...
I hope you're one of my viewers, man.
You seem really cool.
That makes sense.
I'm Jason.
So, oh, you know.
Uh, uh...
Why does this kid dress like a blunt?
We can't even see him!
Jason, what the fuck is this shit?
Thank you, Slender Man.
I would like to see you with some Rick Owens.
Rick Ashley, what are you saying?
Rick Owens.
I'm down for that. Is that clothes?
Yes, clothes. Like, shoes.
Oh, that's a miskid.
You're right here.
Oh
You think this is a misc if you were yeah, but it's a spring it's from Uvoo. Oh, yeah
Alana but
Fuck is the skit so shit
Wait, he wants a mask?
He said he's bad.
Oh, yeah, I know.
This is misgiv totally.
Thank you! And you said I don't have diverse viewers.
Yes, I do!
Like, I...
Thank you, man.
Why are you all...
Why is your channel laughing, man?
Yeah.
Somebody tell him.
Wait, that's not...
No, it's not your turn.
Dude, you got so happy!
Jason?
This guy's name is Nightmare.
Meow!
Wait, I just...
Chompe!
Chompe!
Chompe?
Is she not one of your viewers?
Definitely.
I don't know.
Yeah, amazing.
Amazing.
You should do it first.
You should see where that item is, yeah.
There we go.
Is that really him?
Is that really him?
I don't know the picture.
One of my viewers.
Is that Tattoo Spoon?
No, no.
He's too cool to be a viewer of this.
That Tattoo Spoon?
Why would I know?
Wait, what happened with the kisses?
I don't know.
Why is he looking away from the camera?
Oh yeah, definitely this kid.
He's got a really nice eye.
Yep, knew it, knew it.
Thank you, bro.
Just a little...
Well, no.
Well, no.
I thought it was your hair.
No.
She got like a perm.
He's definitely Jason's hair.
Did you ever get a perm before, Jason?
No.
My hair's probably right now.
Who's this?
Do you know this guy I
Think it's why we're doing shirtless pics though
Jason suffer 12 months what the fuck are you
sending bro what we said in your third strap bro how we said in your third
strap you free what night pro for nine kings who the hell are you man
that's a miss that's my view that's my view miss kids on top put it put a
$5,000 on it, but I'm done it
All right, whoever loses has to get the other person 20 subs. Okay. That's not looking good. She doesn't follow me
Jason
Oh, yeah, you're right actually not in six days. You will be when twitch pays up
Listen, I just think my viewers are actually good-looking and like doing well in life
And I shout out to miss kid for the 20 gifted subs. I'm completely wrong. I
Mean this dance is kind of concerning he already posted before that's Ethan. Oh
I
Viewers it's 100%
Oh, it's for you guys
I
Already know like this is my viewer. Yeah, I got some good-looking viewers my viewer
Yo, Rick, thank you so much for the support that's what I'm fucking talking about
I'll be honest. This is probably your viewer. I feel like
like
Con father this is definitely your viewer for sure
this is my
I don't know
this is for sure
it's me
Bruce said this
what the hell happened to Bruce
that's a fucking
that's a fucking
that's a fucking
that's a muskiv viewer
either it's a miskiv viewer or it's gonna put my name as its role
I think this is one of your viewers
I think this is one of your guys fanning Tom chatting on stop
Watched you for 30 days straight on the sub-a-thon
Either that or it's a linear viewer, buddy
He doesn't follow me. What do you don't follow me?
That's a miss frog y'all
That's the average miss frog miss kid miss
He's kind of jacked
Miss PSP in the park. Yo, I got it man, dude. See we refresh diverse nice Jack viewers
That's not real
Damn Caitlin
No way my viewers would never do this kind of stuff no way this is such a this dude you do this shit
Yeah, what the fuck big miss kid? I don't know
Ooh, it's me back and fall over back
ooh
2020 Ms. Ween now that's
Oh, what does he say? All right, you take him. I don't want him
I think it's your viewer I think this is I hope it's I'm at the close-up shop
honestly like five minutes biker is 30 probably enjoying life I'm gonna say
this is my viewer there you go wow I do have older viewers shit you're 100%
my viewer if you AI generated a miscafe viewer that's what it would look
like no this is Jason my chat would not have Gucci they were they shot from
Cole's he said Jason though what the fuck
He's not light skinned though, that's the craziest part.
Huh?
What is the meaning of who we're like?
It's like someone who makes more like,
just a blood person.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Ready?
I'm not being yours.
Oh yeah, that's a fucking mischiever.
That's a mischiever viewer.
Yeah.
Gotta be, I mean analyze a beer.
Is this a guy's beer?
He got a fucking crazy beer with a shirt
that says beard on it.
Yeah.
I wouldn't fuck with him if I had.
Yeah, he seems cool.
He seems cool, I hope he's one of my viewers.
That might be one of my viewers.
NMP slash soda, we didn't ask, bro.
We didn't ask.
What the fuck is that, I did not ask.
You can't tell, I don't, I don't.
No, go, go, I want to see you see.
Yeah, miss, miss, flicker her, it's miss.
Ooh.
All right.
How did you know it was mine?
I don't know, but you got to look for that, you know?
Yeah, that's so beautiful.
Like you've been through, they've been through some shit.
Oh
When that's a I yeah
Russell you're
Could be a Russell viewer
I'm saying it's yours Jason son Jason son
No way what the hell's on your lips
I
Haven't blocked I don't know who the fuck you are
That means he's a real misgiver. We move on from those
Our king a who's ABB
He's giving up already well he's giving up
There's filters nowadays
No, this is I'm Jason watch
This is not real a 20-year something old kid grew up leaving idealism you think this is
Yeah, he looks like he likes water work, right?
Yeah.
Like, he wanted to join Only Things.
Midskip for life!
Thank you, bro!
Oh, would you go out with him to see a chance?
Come on.
I have a boyfriend now.
What?
Really?
Yeah.
Is that why you have my request with my friend going out with him?
Yeah.
Wait, you have a boyfriend?
Yeah.
I'm so ugly right now.
I'm just so ugly.
He's eight years younger than me.
I'm just so ugly right now.
I'm just
I'm a club
We already know some is viewers like but like
All right, you know, I think we can all agree in this whole thing that it's pretty obvious
Fuck you don't like pumpkin. I think it's pretty obvious to say which ones are misviewers
Can I know lore?
Oh, why don't you like pumpkins?
I should've left them.
I should've left pumpkins.
What's wrong with pumpkins?
Why don't you like pumpkins?
Can someone leak the clip?
Oh, fuck, I thought that was a pop-off.
What's the clip?
Oh, I know the clip.
I know the clip.
Is that a bad fucking experience with a pumpkin?
I know the clip. I'm not gonna play the clip. I'm gonna play the clip
I don't care. No, no, fuck you. No, no, fuck. But do you care? Yeah
Damn, he really I didn't even know is that he knocked you upside the head with it. Oh damn
It's crazy how you brought up my trauma, but you know
Yeah, I'm sorry I had to go through that dude 74,746
Sorry to go through that man. It's rough. It's not easy. No child. Let's get a hundred things
Jack, come on. Let's help him out, dude. Like honestly, like I feel bad now. Let's give him to a letter. Okay
Like he's actually like really chill
Shout out to Brigida for removing my sub goal on stream. I appreciate that. It was really nice to you
Wait, what?
Damn, that's cool.
Yeah, shout out to Regina for that. That's very interesting stuff.
Well, I guess we learned a valuable lesson here, and that's you can't tell the difference between our viewers.
You definitely can.
You guessed like 75% of them.
Very easy.
It's not hard.
Well, so what did everyone think of my viewers?
I think you have nice viewers.
So I think my viewers were very, you know...
I see my experience.
Experience, yeah, that's the word.
Really good with computers.
Pretty cool.
White is what someone said, this word.
Losers, ugly, wondering away.
Damn.
Old and hairy. Old, hairy, ugly, and white.
Okay, we're just adding everyone's shit.
Wow.
What about Jason's viewers? What did you think about them?
I think they looked basically, you know...
I mean, if you're on Twitch,
If you're on Twitch watching people, you're probably a...
Your viewers are intelligent, suave, and stylish.
Thank you, man. I appreciate it.
Nice.
That's funny. My chat's saying they're cringe and too young,
and then your chat's saying aura and sugoi.
My viewers are ex-botsaw, handsome, strong.
I mean, they're so far away.
And love them and are educated.
My viewers, I think they're like five, seven, white,
probably live with their parents, and they're probably 32.
Both are important in this world.
So now what we can look at, let's look at a litany viewers.
Well, I want to see what your viewers look like.
No, let's not do that.
Oh, god.
Let's not do that.
No, let's not do that.
Why are we doing that?
What do you think of Jason?
He seems like a nice guy.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Oh, like, looks fine.
Now she had a boyfriend.
Don't answer that.
He seems like he's too young for me.
Oh, so what's too young for you?
You said 20, so.
Like, like, 24, like, around there.
You're actually 24?
I don't think so, because I remember when I was
in your lover's host, you told me you were 19.
No, you're joking.
And that's like, five months ago.
I literally left because of that. He's really 24. Wait, this is apparently a little these viewers
I was in an IRL stream, and they just like
Yeah, and they were like really close to me like they were like
I'm not kidding. Oh, look at her family
Yeah, they were Hispanic kids, but well, I mean dude what what guy puts his arm around like this at this like oh like this
Her cousin or something. Yeah, I know I didn't they're so close to I didn't know them and I was kind of scared
Well, what was I gonna do and like they were vibing with the chat and I was like well the worst thing like I'm
Streams like nothing's gonna happen, but they were nice. They were nice, but I did check to make sure I had my wallet and stuff
Because they were like rubbing each other a lot, they were just like, in Colombia I got rubbed by like a fanita of like children, so it was triggering some PTSD for me for sure.
Oh my god.
So they were all touching your ass and shit?
No, they came out of the way, but like they were like laying on me like this and like that.
Wait, so this kid was touching your ass?
No, like they were just trying to get in the camera frame and they were like putting their hands like, like, were you alone?
You need a gun.
Dude, Eleni, you should just call me. I'll go with you.
It's okay. It was fun. I mean, it's a good experience.
I was downtown like IRL streaming.
You know, just vibing.
No, I was there with a...
If you ever need help, I could be there.
Call me. I will end stream and go help you.
You would end stream, but boot up a IRL stream.
Well, I would raid her.
And then hopefully she'd raid me back.
But I would go save her.
What would I do?
Jason?
No, if I was there, I would have...
Get over here!
You hit a kid?
Yeah, a hand in the hand.
They were like 15 and 16.
They were young.
I'm pretty sure they were...
How do you say that?
They were in school.
It was a Friday at 2 PM.
Wait, how long are you staying here?
Two months?
Two months?
Where are you from?
I'm from Colombia.
No, no, I thought you lived here though, but you're born there.
Oh, I lived here. I lived there.
Uh, someone was with her. She got really mad at me. Did you hit me last time?
Didn't you scream at me or something?
No.
I don't remember you screaming at me.
No, I didn't want to. I don't give a shit.
Oh my goodness.
You did scream at me, but I think she hit me.
Probably.
I hate your time.
You had to tequila shot or something one day, and then she was drinking too.
He was thinking too.
That's a drink.
And it was, see that's a thing.
It was just kind of.
Nah, we should play Spin the Bottle.
Yeah, hungry or not?
Yeah, I can go for some footage, but why?
I'm thinking maybe.
So we should do some show.
You're not worried, are you?
Oh.
Right?
I just thought it.
I don't know.
I don't know what we should do.
I don't know.
What happened?
Nah, I don't know.
You know, my jam is.
I mean, like, you ruin the lives?
Yeah.
So what do y'all like to do for fun?
We like to watch reality TV.
Oh, that's when you watch on your stream, right?
Yeah.
That's when you stream?
Sometime.
Jason, do you watch your stream?
I'd be teffy-nated out.
Do you see what she does every day?
No.
She just watches shows?
She'll watch reality TV and she's not doing that, she's in a pool.
No. I like when she stretches.
She stretches?
She stretches.
She watches a lot of reality TV.
I'm surprised none of you guys have watched
MasterChef.
Oh, I have.
You can about that better.
I didn't watch it on stream,
but I've heard of it.
I've watched people watch it.
I feel like it's a classic.
Everyone just stole that.
It's like three months of free content.
Well, I was at the old Han. So I, what are you guys doing? Like, now that you've seen
Sub-Athon, like, what are you gonna do afterwards? You're going to Korea, but then whatever's
left. Uh, are you wanting to travel and stuff? Travel, December, gotta do some festive
shit. Wait, are you doing another Sub-Athon? How many times is it? Should I do a Sub-Athon?
What do you want?
Play like Mario 64?
What do you want in your career?
Oh damn.
So what would you want to achieve?
Do you think you achieved everything you wanted?
I always wanted to hit 15,000 subs.
What are you at?
You were at like 20, I remember when you were at 20.
You had a high sub count before.
10 is literally high.
It's really hard.
Okay, don't look at me when you say that.
You're just rubbing it in.
Well, I just hit 10,000 subs and I never thought it would be possible.
Yeah, and I just hit like 1,300 at least.
And my goals hit 1 to hit 15k.
What am I gonna do?
Yeah, like you're basically the wrong way.
You're at 95, I'll be at like 15.
I feel like similar.
Not like 5 each.
I always feel like that's one of my goals.
What are some of my goals?
I don't know.
live life
Because I did the grind that you're doing now for five years and now I'm like, oh, I should probably enjoy myself
Yeah, you should retire
Retired from doing so
He can still he can still I not retired but like stream every day. I do do that
No, you streamed two times a week.
Two times a week?
Yeah.
Oh, then you're already doing it.
No, I stream more than two times a week.
But like, you should just do like...
Retire.
Yeah, why were you...
If I were you at retire, bro, you guys just did a cellophon.
There's not much else to do, I would just quit.
Well, I'm only 20.
How long have you been streaming for?
Four. What?
How many years did you stream for?
Oh, I too.
I was playing a little over two years and you still got like what like what's hinge
oh is that that you went on hinge you got any dates he got two lights yeah two
lights wait why don't you use that other one that's for like celebrities or
something like um Ryan you've got on it wait what's just wrong with tender I
don't stand what's wrong with him or like all day natural like that but
like oh I want to meet you in the back of the room.
I haven't seen the back.
I haven't seen the back.
That's literally all that matters.
I mean if you want to find love, right?
What about the lovers?
Love's a lot of work.
I just want to find love.
I don't want to start a family.
I'm probably going to retire soon probably afterwards.
What age?
Like 30, but I'm not even close.
What on earth?
I'm thinking you got a year left.
Yeah, your scrum's going to be out.
Four months?
months? I don't want kids. I had a child with a
linty for three days it was the worst
streams of my life and I'm not doing it
again. Why would you stream with a kid?
You just have a kid and they create a family channel and exploit your reviews.
That's something he would do. That's
something I want to do with her. So we
tested it out by having a child first.
Y'all adopted a child for
stream you should do it. It was like a
Like a doll, like the one with the cry, the cute real one, and he threw it in the pool.
You don't think there was like a moment in the four years we were there where you were like,
if Mizz wanted to have a child for content?
No.
Because how is the child gonna happen?
I would call someone and get it set up.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, because that's a thing.
I don't think I would go through the process of the baby making.
And the pregnancy like do you do you really think that if I'd like three in the morning?
I really want some pickles you would run to the store and give me some pickles
No, I would be most it would go to the store for you
I would have done that
Well that was
Well, I mean we got some options what we can do
Fucking you said you want to get food. It's like nine o'clock
See I
How hungry you
Know what kind of food you like anything
They really want you to go on hinge
When you when you go on hinge do you actually find girls do you just do it?
I mean I've done it I had a arc where I do it
I met a girl in here one time and then I got her discord and then I flew out to her the next day.
What?
That's so bad for a hokey shit.
No, but for stream.
Oh, for stream. Okay, okay, okay. Sorry.
You're saying April? Is that her name or is that when you did it?
That's when I did it. That's when I did it.
Damn, that's forever ago.
Yeah.
Wow.
They're fucking top, man.
So you couldn't find a date where you live?
No, but just get harder and...
Oh, wow.
What does that mean?
It's an area in the family.
I mean, yeah, like dude, like, what can we do?
We can get food. There's food somewhere probably.
I don't have any food here.
Russell's here if you want to go knock on his door and bother him.
We can go fuck with Russell.
What's he doing?
Probably jerking off.
I can go stop him from jerking off and bring him up here.
off and bring him up here. Double do it right now.
For Russell, leave Russell a little bit.
No, Russell liked Jason and Jack, but he came up with all of that.
Have you talked to my old man over here?
Russell?
No.
So, no, I spoke with him there.
Russell is a big dude.
A big fucking dude.
What are you all creating?
There's one, like, in that bedroom.
There's one like across the hallway.
I don't know, I'll eat something, if you guys want to go somewhere, I can drive.
Oh, what do you drive?
Oh, I sold my other nice car.
Now I just have a BMW.
BMW's the nice.
Yeah.
BMW what?
Oh, we fit.
I mean, you get to get a sweet little butt.
We can fit.
Okay, but just a BMW.
I had an Austin Martin that I sold my BMW.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
appreciate so fast and I had a
body brand new no and wait all the way down
done
might not talk about this I'm gonna start
crying you guys oh my fault it's okay
it's okay fortunately I still have my
Audi R8 which is really nice we go in
that
How about Audi?
You bought a car?
Yeah, I bought four cars.
Three from my family.
Are you setting your finances up for life?
Are you working on your Roth IRA
and your 401K plan?
I don't know if I have cars in my car.
Did I already have homes?
Yeah, my parents have...
I paid off homes.
Oh, okay.
Well, my parents' cars...
They fucked up.
I
Bought your parents cars. Oh my parents in my uncle. Is it fucked up that I never did that
By the house logic of Bami, nope
I got them Christmas cards, but there's the Hallmark ones. It's a nice ones that like have a little story in it
Hey, so you're a millionaire
Maybe I'll get in for a second.
Thank you.
I walked in this house and you were nowhere to be found.
That is true.
Wait, what?
Mischief has been permanently banned.
Wait, what?
Oh, I thought I got banned on Twitch.
Yeah, whoever that mod is just trolled the fucking shit out of me.
I'm like, holy shit, I got banned on Twitch.
No, it's not fucking funny put it back. Let's take a seat. I'm tired of sitting and sitting
all day. Bro, who the fuck do you think you are? Seriously?
Why is he so scared of you?
He's scared of you, why?
Because I was pressing on basketball. That's why.
I'm scared of wrestling.
Bro, that's because you were getting locked down all day last night.
There was a big teddy bear. That's what you remind me of.
Cute like a teddy bear, bro.
I'm a mad huggable.
You want to-
You're my box! You did it!
Oh my god!
Oh yes bro!
Oh my gosh.
Don't fuck with this box, please.
No, it's fine, it's fine.
Where do you-
I'm sorry, I'm actually sorry, I'm actually sorry.
Where do you get a pamphlet or something?
How much?
Like, it's 100,000 per box.
This one's at least like 10 grand.
I'm not kidding you, that might have just knocked it down to an eight.
You're lying.
Thanks, Lio.
So you should wear
Let me see
You've looking at up you're looking at up. I'm getting trolled. No, you're not
Yeah, of course in the case
Was a whole year
I'm not yet. I might need 10 K cells
Wait, you be serious. Yeah, if you could I'm sorry, you know, you at least take my dinner. Yeah, I guess
Mod Q and Bambi and Jason's chat so I can start seeing their chat and sitting and seeing Ohm because I'm seeing my chat
But they already know I'm trolling. No, it's fine. It's good. Yeah, I'll take you to your chat. I want to see Jason's chat
Guys, please unban him so I can see Jason's shot
I like Jason's shot Russell's trying to move on from this era and she wants to go to the W community
But so I didn't even know he met up with you last night. He comes in he goes like this
I feel so welcome to over there. He's my people but I did not ask you no Jason. I did not do that
He's literally lying. It was cute. I'll find that person. It is true. No, it is true
I was like damn. This is actually cute as fuck Russell. I told me get the ladder and go down life
Jason you really think I would do that. I
Mean they're saying all right. Everyone thinks it's cute. I mean like listen
I do like you guys so like I was I was fucking with it. You know I'm saying
Yeah, cuz you always have something to say that's ignorant.
No, I mean you were too.
Russell, Russell, Russell.
He didn't piss me off.
You don't need her now.
Look forward.
See that?
That's Los Angeles.
See all the W's being spanned?
That's not you.
Oh man.
Look forward, Russell.
Don't look back.
Yes, yes.
You're right, actually.
You're right.
Look how beautiful it is on the ground.
No, listen.
Over there.
I'm here too.
Russell, you're a king over there.
The W.
You're a king.
Yeah, dude.
You're doing really good, man.
You know what? Leave us behind, Russell.
No, listen, like...
Yo, you would drop OTK?
Alright, bro, I'm not even in OTK.
That's the thing, bro.
Let me in phase.
Fuck OTK.
I'm not gonna talk about these guys.
No, they don't.
Bruce was so right about that.
I'm sorry, Bruce.
You were right all along.
We never got a black person in the team.
Bro, I'm...
Russell was right there.
Why not Russell?
No, listen.
Fuck OTK.
I'm NMS certified, bro.
What's up?
Oh, so gross, I'm sick.
How the fuck would that?
That's what I'm saying, bro.
This ain't face up Russell.
Yeah, face up Russell.
You guys don't have sex?
Is that what it is?
Yeah, we're all same.
You know I actually did a challenge for 100 days.
Wait, how do you face up Jason?
Like, like this.
He started talking.
Sorry, shit.
I'm certified, you know what I'm saying?
I know my shit.
So when Russell came in last night,
he's like, I'm going to practice that all night.
I'm going to practice the phase logo.
So when I see Jason next night, I can do it.
Jason, I didn't even know I was gonna see you again.
I know you wanted to see me,
but I didn't know I was gonna see you, you know what I'm saying?
I mean, days I forgot, you brought Nick with black.
Yes, Bruce thought the same thing.
Nick is not black though.
Like Nick is like-
Stop that shit.
Nick is like lighter than me.
Are you black, Russell?
Yes, look at me.
Look, you see?
Also, you hang out with one Asian dude,
and all the same thing, you're black.
Like, what's going on?
No, but like-
What?
No, but listen, like, I'm really a part of the culture,
you know what I'm saying?
Who's your favorite streamers?
I
Nanners no no no well no back in the day actually did used to watch like cash like Zach TTG like all them
Like I was like I was like actually in with that shit, but then they stopped training all them stuff
No, Zach TTG the basketball
Yeah, well they used to play like h1z1 too
Don't say we I watch
So how'd you join this side of Twitch?
I was also watching them too.
Well, he actually only liked me because I was a mod for Soda Poppin.
Nah, here's what happens.
Russell, I tweet up my discord, I said Russell, come through.
Or whoever comes through.
Russell comes through my discord with two fine hunnies.
And Russell's blood is huge, bro.
And he's like, yeah, they follow me everywhere I go.
These are two Soda Poppin mods as well at the time.
No.
And then Russell invites me to another discord where we all play World of Warcraft and I'm so
uncomfortable because they're all fucking just saying Russell's name non-stop. I leave the call.
I do remember that. I actually remember that. They're like Russell like what do you want me to do
for you? I told you to heal me! So like I'm gonna go stream and then I started my call. No bro I got
that motion you know what I'm saying? Like I really got motion bro. You need to tap in
before you get tapped out you know what I'm saying? Okay what do you stream? Uh literally nothing
Like I just I just do bullshit. Like I'm like I'm basically like I just sit in front of the camera
I just talk as much as I can and I try to get as much attention as possible
That's basically my my shoes. Yeah exactly my shoes. That's what I'm saying like we need to uh, we need to
Jason X Russell, you know I'm 10
Like I think the I think the people want it bro. I'm telling you
Can I get a collab with you before I leave?
Marty, you can get a collab with me before I leave?
No I already did. I already did.
I love collabing
Yeah you know
Judy live piece. Oh, is that you get that all the time?
He made me
I think you need to shut up
I think we should pull up your logs in my chat and see who you really are
Listen, I was a fan of you and my life together so what's
Explaining what I was a fan of
And look, I'm just gonna say this Russell. I've never seen Russell jump for joy
Never seen him jump
Runs in the house. He's like the WQ me Alan Russell. I think it's time you leave us
because let's be honest you'd rather be here LA LA you didn't say that to me
you said that you want to talk to him oh yeah of course but like I'm talking
right now that's why I'm gonna let him know like like if you say if he's like
face up I'm facing up you know I'm saying like he's up all right right now
pick me in. All right, bro.
I did. That's crazy. What are you saying?
She's pissing me off. So what is this? Bro, I've been
bloating for too long. That's a thing. That's a thing though.
Right now we're hot, right? No, no, no. You don't understand.
Tell him. I like it. I like it. Hold on, hold on.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to like I'm I'm testing your
Okay, let's hear it, let's hear it, um, you know, miss kid took you in.
I don't know y'all's board, but yeah, um, Stan, his crib, right?
And then all of a sudden you hear LA in phase and you just switch up like that.
Jason, you don't understand.
I've been through this guy's highs and his lows and his low lows.
Okay, like, but, but, but why are you trying to go to LA?
Well, because like, listen, you know, not like nothing's forever.
Like once you find a new love you fucking crying once you find a new love J.C. You don't understand like and you're the new love
He knows that I'm happy that's why he's crying. He wants to see me happy and look
He's coming with us. We're facing up. Oh, yeah
You're facing out we're facing up though
No Jason listen like when you're when if your your account ever drops like around
me I'm there I'm patting your back but I'm like it's okay but you I might do
the next person comes and you just hop onto the next you got at least five
years I get a little kiss for you know every time your viewer count drops I'm
like oh it's okay you know I'm saying Mike's buzzing maybe Jason sounds better
you know Russell your setup probably wouldn't be buzzing right now wouldn't
Jason you know I'm saying like well I mean my setup is actually nowhere near
Oh we'll get that fixed sorry chat just you know like everyone's just
leaving him freaking out right now.
So Russell leads who do you have?
Uh, Russell leads who do I have?
Um, I have my employees.
The limit he's raising right now?
No, uh, uh,
literally he's like one of my best friends.
She's always fucking there for me in the oil cell.
And, and, and Mari, like...
I don't know.
And, and...
What was your name again?
Hey, we're all a family here in Austin, Texas.
And Russell, if you want to give our fucking family for a date,
get out I don't want you dude you know you want me to leave on the family for
face you know you want me to just tell him
bro why cuz I'm fat I can't fit it bro no way
ooh Lacey? Lacey's getting skinny exactly so you need a new fat guy
see I knew that was coming bro I knew that was coming
Now he's fooled to be honest. Now he's fooled. Now I think you should kick him out because
now he's homeless.
Bro, what the fuck? This isn't like a TikTok fucking social experiment.
No, Russell, you know what? It kind of is at the end of the day, Russell, because...
You know what? You're moving out. I didn't want to tell you this, Russell.
Jason's moving Jason's moving
And Jason's moving in I'm sorry no way
I have a place yeah, but you can stay here. Yeah
Jack looks like he's moving in nice and slow, so it'd be nice
We're gonna have Jason here. We're gonna have a napoli night. So it's gonna be pretty cool. We could
Scrabble
Actually see let's hear one for like a couple days. He was doing that to be on a sin. We have uh, no snow be honest
Do I give off like any type of like any percentage of duke aura be honest?
I did not ask you
Wait, seriously, you actually don't think so
here. I think it's something. Wait. What? What is it? Give up? I tried. You have no
or. You don't give any off. You don't. You give off a lower tier Davis or. What? Yeah.
Lower tier Davis. Yeah. Like not even Davis is lower tier Davis. What the fuck is Davis
doing? Yeah. Why is why? Davis is Davis. Listen to this. Listen to her. Listen to
her. I was that was trying to let them listen to me but. Yeah. And I'm sick of you talking
It's pissing me off. I'm not the same.
You don't talk to money like that.
I'm not the same as her ass right now.
I'm talking to money like that.
You're not to get swung on. That's what I'm saying.
You should not be.
Really not me too.
You should not be.
All right, if you don't throw me then leave.
No, no, no.
She had my fault, bro.
I'm not gonna let you get it. No, you're right.
Russell, you give off Frank on the turtle fucking ore.
Dude.
Lot back in a few years ago, you were given off the ore.
You're old, man.
Right?
Right?
I understand.
OK.
Huh?
Yeah, exactly.
She's laughing at that because she's your age.
Like this one.
Grocery's right in the turtle and she's dying laughing, man.
She's dying.
Dude, you're old. You can't say aura anymore, all right?
That's just not how I'm...
I'm not fucking old. I'm my niece.
You give all curve at the pervert aura, man.
Yo!
You want to shove shit?
I always talk to you.
I'm so impressed.
We should do that for Halloween. You should cosplay us in.
You want me to be-
Put some butt chin and like everything.
Okay.
Are you gonna join me?
You could be the fucking dog.
He isn't fucking dog.
He's fucking...
What?
I never said-
Pervert the pervert!
No, he said you can be the fucking dog!
I'm the fucking dog.
What's the dog?
He isn't a dog!
Okay, but he's a fucking dog.
What the fuck are we talking about, bro?
We're talking about the truth.
Which is Russell needs to move on from this area.
Because Russell is sick of us.
And Russell wants to join face plan.
Bro.
at or he wants to move to LA.
Is he tired?
Why don't you join my org?
What's your org?
Oh.
MSG.
Madison Square Garden?
No.
I'm already sticky gaming.
Sticky?
Sticky gaming.
Yeah, I can tell.
Oh, no, I just know when you walk past me.
Yeah, I can tell.
No.
Russell always sounds good.
I can tell the way you look at me that you want me.
What the fuck?
I just, bro, it's not even like weird shit.
I just tell like when you look at me
like you want something for me it's just like down there oh you're wearing two
different yeah no I don't really have that feeling when I look at you girl look
at you that's one big dude well you call me big little dude when I came up
yeah like you like like you're biting your nails right now you're looking into
my eyes I feel something bro I don't know
I feel like this the first no no what it is is you're making me fucking uncomfortable
hey you're doing great all right bro my fault let's reset then
yeah let's reset yo I'm going to trade Russell
I
All right, oh
Someone could be big silky like
Why am I getting shown I don't understand. I'm such a nice guy. Why are you a nice guy, but all right
I'm going to trade a landing
Jason's community, you can have a Linnity.
They're just saying deal.
Go anywhere.
Hey.
Wait.
We're a Linnity in the theater.
No.
Why?
Good haggling.
I'm in my own house.
I'm on the middle of-
Hold on now.
Now we're talking.
Wait, a Linnity?
20v1.
Wait, they're all just saying deal.
I didn't get to say what I want.
I want-
You can have YBG.
You're range gaming?
No.
Are you stupid?
Yes.
I could tell.
YBG's on top of them.
Got YBG.
Got YBG.
Is that cool chat?
YBG?
Yeah.
Got YBG.
Young face something.
Yeah.
And I want Santy.
Oh, you could have it for fucking free.
Get Labor.
OK.
Gotta get Labor too.
I want Santy.
You could have that.
You could have Santy.
OK, we get Santy.
And I want one tap.
Oh, yeah, not it.
And you get a letter.
bro what is this deal I went out of here just because of that deal like what the hell is this shit
I think it's fair fucking deal that's a good ass deal yeah I think that's pretty fair we got one step back
yes one step you're back what happened what's the lore between you and one step
alright long ago the four nations lived together in harmony and one step was a
12 year old kid stream sniping shroud he got really popular for doing it and then he joined my
community and get a sub upon that happened and I after that hour or something great first
Oh, so then he did that, but I always felt bad for one step because one step was always like ten years younger than us
And it's like he doesn't mess with our communities at all
So then he's like wait a minute these guys are my age, so he started watching you guys
You know watch that's all I see me and I 300 he was not the ones that's locked into every fucking person
He was he's locked in well, that's great. Yeah, so you're telling me that
We got one tip back. We always wanted I was there for Max was here
I mean, no he doesn't
But like I was tapped in a long time ago
That's actually that's not even a lie. I've been tapped in
Wait, why you won't go to the bathroom together
You think they're gonna talk about me
No, they're gonna talk about me
For sure probably be like yeah, but I had a lot of fun like the three of us. They're gonna talk about me for sure
Wow
Well, I got so is killing the mood
Nevermind stay your house
Nevermind
I
Actually
Never have I
Made him I took a picture in when I was
and he went on and said some shit about me.
What he did?
Yeah, but you know, I don't know.
Hey, you're saying you're on land, right?
You don't give a fuck about that drama shit.
You know what I'm saying?
I feel that.
Why are you laughing?
What, bro?
Like, can I not agree with you, bro?
Like, I don't understand.
What's the problem?
It's not.
It's supposed to sound so like, like, nah.
It's like a Twitter comment.
There's some kind of white.
Wait a minute.
No, bro, relax.
Relax.
All right, so.
You're doing too much.
Bro, OK, like listen.
What's up?
I'll go, bro.
You want me to leave?
What?
You want me to leave?
Leave where?
Here.
I mean, you don't have to.
I'll meet you at the face house.
Bro.
All right.
No, that's it.
No, Austin is you, I'll be honest.
Dude, don't!
No, don't say that shit.
Don't say that shit.
Austin is you, Austin is you.
How's it me, bro?
You radiate Austin.
No, I don't, bro.
I'm telling you what's up.
If you do Russell like me, this is your home.
Sorry, stop, stop.
The Aspen goal?
No, no.
This is your home.
Bro, I'm telling you, I'm tapped in.
You don't understand.
Dude, we can play taps.
That's what you want.
That's what I know.
That ass?
Yeah.
I don't know what to throw up the five stars in me. I don't watch like I don't watch Twitch in general, but when I do watch Twitch, it's like those specific streamers. That's actually real shit.
I don't watch like I don't watch twitch in general, but when I do watch twitch, it's like those specific streamers
That's actually real shit
Okay
So like watch max max case. Oh Tyler like little time. Yeah
I'm watching you more but like not really
Say what I've been watching you more. Oh, yeah, thanks, man. Thank you for watching. I wasn't tapped in early
I won't lie. I wasn't gonna have them early on the on the NMS, but so you're dropping up
You're jumping on the wagon. I mean like it's better late than ever, right?
Yeah, see see and how many watching me
How do you feel about this bro? You feel it's not the way he feels the funny thing is he's me but amplified. He just
Not he's not saying it right now. I'm not
This guy's literally me but amplified
No, like, I don't even know what he's saying.
I look, I don't care.
If you want to take Russell across once ago,
everyone leaves me at some point and I don't give a fuck
if we're gonna stay here with you.
No, I won't stay here with you.
Bro, why did you say that?
Because this is your home.
This is home.
Bro, stop saying that.
Seriously.
This is home right here.
Okay, what if we moved our home, though?
Like, next to yours.
Maybe like inside of yours.
Next to this?
Next to yours.
Sounds expensive.
That's true.
I know.
We're gonna figure it out, though.
I've got 10,000 subs.
I don't have a hundred and seven thousand.
That's an egg.
It's called an egg.
Oh, that it?
What the fuck?
I think, okay, here's the thing, Jason.
I think that you are missing a key piece to your string.
What would you bring?
That's like someone like-
What would you bring?
Exactly, listen, if you let me talk.
Okay, you were missing someone to just pop in
and be there for you.
And that's me, bro.
That was the entire poops of the talk.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That was the entire group's phone call.
But like, no, listen, on a different level, OK?
There's like an aura when I walk into the room
that you guys don't have.
A milk and dewy stench, maybe.
Bro, I'm going to stop you.
That Russell's most fucking glorious every day.
Dude, like, what the hell, man?
That Melton Schvint sent me.
Listen, man.
All right.
All right, let me smell you then.
Pull up your armpit.
Let's see.
You're valid.
Go to me.
I
Love the stream it I don't even check I just love my job so much
Oh, yeah, don't even look it's really says on the screen seven hours, but it's it's fine. Ooh
That's a good amount of time
Listen bro, I go toe to toe like I just I always work. I love my job
This gets ugly as fuck says someone in your chat, but I do love I always work my 10 hours a day nowadays boys follow stream
Belize back
Welcome back. What do you guys talk about?
Marry always just
No, it just starts going really good here. Yes
Wait, it's not really good. Yeah, but can you tell me guys now?
I
Why the ladies in the back because this is how I usually use this friend
It always works they hang out they talk they talk shit about us
I didn't smack your ground.
It's PTSD.
Oh, shit.
PTSD is my pumpkin rule.
You fucked up.
He got hit by a homeless person?
No, I didn't.
I got a pumpkin thrown at me.
Oh, I'm dead!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Put that shit there, goddammit!
Fuck!
Come in your place.
Never say that to a lady.
It's just, fuck, man.
Damn.
Fuck them.
How dare you say that about a lady on my stream?
Don't ever tell them.
Why did that even happen?
What you gonna?
It was a crack it
Oh, nah, I should get a couple of subs after
What?
He walked away
Where you a date yeah, so you let him press you while you're with a girl
You never fight a crackhead because needles and also
You dig a press though
That's okay. I'm just saying I did but guess what we trauma bonded after. Oh
Okay, okay
Really
Yeah, she's probably like damn you probably can't defend me not
Like shit
Jason can't fight
I know how to pick and choose my battles all right if I won't be one that guy I'm fucking lose it
He's like six foot crack head strength. He got a little muscle on him. I'm losing that battle
You know what I mean, but if it's like you're well, I'm gonna fuck him up
like yeah that makes sense I guess yeah that's how you fighting yesterday oh you're watching a clip
basketball clip just I could teach you how to fight oh I've fought for years I've been many fights
I know you put me in the choke for you a choke hold I fought many streamers over years you know
I mean like I could teach you how to fight if you like I like it if you like I could
I'm gonna teach you how to beat men, but lose to women.
I've been doing it for years.
I am welcoming you.
What do you know?
I take steroids.
Interesting.
Hard work.
I mean, I'm a black belt.
No, you're not.
I don't believe that.
You're a tongue fool.
You guys, that's not.
What are you?
Why are you laughing at him?
He said in tongue food.
Okay, but what are you?
Are you a tongue-
You're a black belt in anything?
Yeah, fucking joke.
I'm glad
Yeah
So the W and out can you stick together yeah
Oh shut up Jason, like what do you know
Like that
Talk my boy like that
We really bonded type shit don't disrespect my boy
Exactly
every fucking day of the week. See, we stick together. Not earlier, you think?
Why are you talking about the past? It's the past.
Like, we're talking about the future. That's phase. Are you two ladies doing okay?
Thank you for asking. We're good. Okay, that was good.
Yeah, that was good. You kind of got us. Do you guys
need anything? You want food, lady? Well, wait, he's been asking for food.
He's a guest here. They're kind of all angry. He's trying to go get some food.
Food? Do you want me to get you a better cushion? I mean, you got one, you're fine?
No, it's okay.
Like you may think you got to wait for some stuff.
You want some finesse dried, it's over there.
What is that for?
My dick?
No, it's for my hair.
Oh, I need that hair, I'm good.
It makes my dick not work.
Oh, yeah, I love my dick to work.
Okay.
Why are you always gonna say something, bro?
Like I already said it,
you can really have the double down, bro.
I just said yes.
Yeah, you agreed with me, that's the problem, bro.
You can be like, nah, you actually look good, bro.
So I'm gonna be honest with you, Jason.
I haven't seen Russell look at something like this
since this one shake him out on the six feet.
Like every time he looks at you, he's smirking.
He's like, he's doing me a vote.
He's making me uncomfortable.
How, bro, I'm just enjoying my style.
I don't know why the pack you're taking right now is boring.
I'm enjoying myself, and you're saying you're uncomfortable.
You were trying to flirt with me.
You're flirting with me.
I was not flirting with you, bro.
Like the way you were looking at me.
OK, maybe, no, but maybe it's like me trying to,
like it's just riz.
Like I'm just normally speaking to you
and then you think that I'm flirting with you.
It's just riz.
That's all it is.
That's really all it is.
Do you think that you have un-spoken deep inner phrase?
I mean, damn near.
How do you say that?
Damn near.
I'm just saying, like, I don't even be trying to, like,
flirt with you or anything. You just think I am.
I wonder why.
So, what do you, what do you want from me?
What do you mean, bro?
I don't want anything.
Except for maybe a flight, place to stay.
Maybe, like, time on your stream.
I'm on your stream, but Russell five days a week.
Why did you get a nose ring?
Two years ago.
Oh yeah.
Bam.
Are you guys even friends?
Like, holy shit.
You see him every fucking day.
White shit.
I don't want to touch you.
I don't want to touch you.
Lays.
Bro, my fault.
All right, maybe we came off on the wrong foot.
Let's reset.
All right, we cool.
You know what we should do?
I think we should celebrate with some food.
Everyone's hungry and Elinity's really hungry
and I want to make sure she's happy.
Thank you.
She's like, I really want you to be happy, I want you to be happy.
No, I'm not.
Are you in front of me like this?
What?
I'm just wondering.
What's going on?
I'm in front of my home.
What is going on?
I just want to make sure that you're happy.
So we should look at food because I'm really hungry.
Are you hungry?
Huh?
Yeah.
You should have said thank you.
Wait, what time is it?
It's nine.
I know a great restaurant you can go to.
What?
Please don't say anything.
Oh!
Give her an In-N-Out.
Oh!
No, I've never had In-N-Out.
Oh, no!
I love her.
In-N-Out would hate it.
I mean, I'm down for In-N-Out.
No.
No, I'm not feeling In-N-Out.
I mean, what are your, like, like, Canes, maybe?
Oh, Canes would really, huh?
Sushi?
Sushi would be good.
Wait, you're not going to 6th Street yet, Jason?
Ramen, maybe?
We should go to 6th Street.
That'd be fun.
6th Street?
I
For the chat I will get into a fight late night and you can stream
When I go to six three I just because I troll people and someone hits me and then I get into a fight
So just for the chat, I won't get into a fight all Friday. Sure. Yeah, we'll do it fucking and I'll even get a rest
You can stream the whole thing bro. I know what you mean bodyguard
Mounts her wait you
Perfect
No, yeah, she's very
Let's go. Yeah, I'll get into a fight.
Checking the, oh, shit.
And then let's see if Russell fucking helps.
And he's like, dude, Jason, what do you want to do?
Do you want to get ice cream?
You want to rub your back, Jason?
If it gets too much, bro, we can go.
We can go, bro.
It's so scary.
I got you.
Wow, you're funny.
All right, let's go get food, though.
Where do we eat it now?
I'm saying it now!
She doesn't want fuck it in and out.
You're right.
You're right.
Kings.
I think Kings is it.
The season's chicken though.
I don't know.
Yeah, but the sauce.
What was the sauce?
Oh, yeah.
Why did the, why did the, shut the fuck up.
I just know you guys.
Why does like the sauce determine how good the chicken is?
It doesn't matter.
It's about the meal.
It's not about the chicken.
It's about the meal.
It's not about the meal.
Yeah, you wouldn't get eaten like me.
You don't get eaten like me.
Stop talking.
You should.
You should.
You should know that chicken.
Thank you. You put the meal together. That shit's good.
All right. She act like she know like a big brother. She doesn't.
She don't get it.
He never talks to me like this.
Big brother.
He's trying to fight it right now.
Can I not talk?
Like, what do we want to talk?
How does he usually talk?
I don't understand.
How are you?
Here's, no, stop.
He's usually like a whole off day more.
Here's a problem is that they don't get us.
So like, they think like, oh, we should be talking a certain way.
But you know, we just, we're just chillin'.
I'm like Russell where would you like to go? I would inquire some like whole food
I'd love to go
Let's have this quiz it let's go for a job there shall we I'll get my apple watch and we'll see how far we've walked
Us
Well, yeah, we both got like
Look at the scars on my knees.
Look at the scars on my knees.
Bro, you're looking at him up and down.
Like what's up with you?
What am I supposed to look? You're in front of me.
You're looking at my legs and shit.
I was looking down and I was thinking and I saw your leg and I was like oh shit.
Oh man.
Alright, relax everybody relax.
It's a great restaurant to get on.
I'm so bad at it.
I'm so bad at it.
No, what I learned from right here is that I like touching.
Wait, who?
What? What does it even mean?
Every other five minutes, Miz was trying to fist bump me.
Is that really that weird?
Yeah, what's wrong with fist bumping?
I just met him and he's like...
Dude, what the fuck?
He's just fist bumping.
Dude, I don't know. I told her chat.
Telling people what we do is like, hey, how you doing?
Do you want coffee?
That's how I was raised.
when good at like in school I was just raised to be like
it's it's uh I mean it all fairness Italian say really do the you know like
he is a time I don't know what's like yeah I'm the call me diddy for fist bumping
are you fucking kidding me like what the hell it's a joke so you should do the
It's just a joke, right?
Wait a minute.
Can you do the kissing thing for him?
Why does he want us to kiss?
I'm talking about the Italian.
Like, don't they do that?
Here, I'll show you.
It's like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, dude.
Nah, I need an example.
No, no, show me!
I don't even eat my holy fucking shit!
That's what you did, though.
No, I actually did kind of block it,
but I negated the damage with my hand.
In the clip, you see my hand.
Oh you haven't even seen the clip, I'm supposed to know.
I saw the clip.
Wait, I've never seen that before.
Oh you're talking about that.
You should try it on him.
No, cause not.
Sit just back, bro.
Sit just back.
There's no fuck on me.
No, Alenny, I looked at you weird because...
No, I don't want to hear about it anymore.
I'm just having fun.
Alenny, I'm so sorry that he made you feel so weird.
You reject me so hard. I don't know why fucking piece
Or something
Hey, aren't you put in an ass? No, not in an ass in M. S
I'm sorry. Canes though. How do we go? I row with this?
Well, I mean what we can possibly do time to chat how long in life
Oh
What you look at me immediately that's why I'm curious like oh my god
for seven hours. Wait, Jason, we gotta go, right? Jason, we gotta go.
I don't know what to say with me. No, Jason, please. Jason. Bro, we gotta go.
We gotta call the list, Jason. We gotta go. I'm so serious.
Jason, I'm serious too. We gotta go, bro. Like, what was that, right?
What Jason, seriously, like, the games?
Um, I have a car.
What is a set?
A set?
What is Russell a set?
Don't act to go!
Russell, can I be honest with you today?
What?
I want you to experience, you know, the other side, right?
I don't want to ditch me a litany like I get it.
But I think you're doing it all wrong.
I didn't do it all wrong.
OK.
You did today was making me uncomfortable, wasn't it?
Bro, Jason, don't say that, bro.
You actually, do you mean that, man?
Yes.
I feel like, OK.
I'm uncomfortable.
OK, Jason, well, let's talk right now.
Let's have a real reset, like real shit.
You've got.
No, this is real shit right now.
Real shit reset.
All right.
Me too.
It's not staring at him.
I'm not looking at him, I'm looking away.
Ah, man.
Anyway.
Oh!
All right, let's get some food.
Oh!
Dude.
Like, I'm trying to look cool.
We just reset, you did that, bro.
Really, like.
Listen, Russell, like, if you, sorry.
All right.
Yeah, NMS, we out.
Let's go.
All right, so I'm just going
I'm just offering my spot like honestly guys you guys should have fun seriously not
I can read if we should have seven hours
Well, you're no longer a grinder
Who was I kidding only seven hours dude?
I you know honestly, I love that you guys are here because now I feel like there's actually competition because for years
It's just like this was my darling
Oh, you're leaving after two hours of embarrassing yourself. I say one cringe thing
Wait, it's just me and Jason, we got to go, so I'm sure.
Alright.
What's that?
No.
Hold on.
Where are we going?
You're already on your phone?
Holy shit, that was fast.
Are you going to come on?
What's coming?
Yeah, I'm going.
What's coming?
Yeah, okay.
Alright.
Wait, is it not coming?
Uh, no, I'll go.
Okay.
Are you going to be?
Uh-huh.
Are you going to be in?
We're going to be kind of tight in my car.
I'm just letting you guys know.
Who how many people are going one two three wait why the same ugly
That's our Russell fucking looks at you all right be honest like what they
What do you think of Russell? I think he's a very
He's a funny big dude funny big little dude
I
Was serious about him coming in my room last night
He's like dude. I just hung out with them in like the W community loved me
I've never seen Russell that happy he felt he felt accepted for once with people. He actually likes
Because he'll go on my stream and they'll just spam rhyme and he's like I'm so sick of these people
Ryan
It's an emote it's a picture of him and he's like I I'm so tired they all just look it's this is what it's Ryan
So, yeah, like that he fuck like do you think he fucked it all up?
But like do you think maybe he can meet like silky one day
Right
That's his dreams are crushed
So it's kind of pressing for Russell.
They're saying, bring him.
Do you have a URL?
I don't know.
Russell!
Oh, hey, what's up?
Why do you turn all slow and dramatic like that?
Wait, Silky said on stream he doesn't like Russell.
What?
No, he did not.
I don't believe that.
I swear some of my chat just said that.
No?
OK, some of your chat said that.
My chat's tapped in?
No, they're not.
Bro, be thorough.
Silky doesn't even know who I am.
There's no one he says he didn't like it.
Yeah, um.
All right, so.
So guys, that's what I'm like.
I love hanging out with you guys, but.
You know, I'm just a busy guy,
so maybe I should just go.
You don't wanna come with us?
No, I'm not.
Just come.
Wait, can you call Silky and ask him if he knows Russell?
He just not, there's no way.
That's my son.
I'm not gonna call him yet.
Thank you.
You want me to call Silky and ask the team that is.
Just say, do you know Russell?
And that's it.
Russell, you know, Russell, get in, get in our, get in our frame, come on.
Should I be in the camera, too?
I should.
No, no, no, no.
No?
Okay, I'll just stand right here.
I'll just stand right here.
Look at this, I'm gonna pick up.
It's silky season.
Josh, I'm gonna rate, uh, I'm gonna rate him.
Uh, it's probably fucking a bad bitch in Miami right now.
Fuck.
I love bad bitches.
That's my fucking problem.
All right, boys.
Thank you guys for the follow-ups, all the stuff today.
Thank you guys for watching.
I'll be live tomorrow early in the morning with Game of Thrones,
heritage, auction stuff.
and stuff but Dave will be here. It'll be good. Shout out to Jason for coming in. Shout
out to you. Shout out to Jason for coming here. Shout out to Mari for being here. Alinity
for showing up like as always like the best like literally the best person ever. And her
lovely sister who will be here for two months. And me. Shout out to me. Ryan.
Yeah, I'm all right.
Wait, is this room already?
Yeah, it's really not.
Dude, Jason.
All right, boys.
I'm going to read Jason.
Why does he say fuck Grayson?
I'm going to read Grayson.
Oh, woman, Grayson, that's what it's about.
Why do you keep better than not if he is?
Wait, wait, what is this for?
You get a woman at baseball.
This isn't what he does.
Peace.
You can pull up, say hi.
Oh, shit.
OK, you took that shit, bro.
It's worth it already.
Say it, boys.
Shit.
All right, peace, peace.
He's Miss Kids.
See you guys in three minutes.
Actually, I should run an ad.
Miss Kids.
Let the sunshine.
Let the sunshine.
Jason, you got to shout me on your channel or something, bro.
What is this?
You're literally coming home much.
You're my chair.
What is that?
What is that?
What was that?
Cumbia?
No, it's a sidekick.
Ah, sounds sad.
Yeah, so the whole thing that sticks is she really
wants to find a place to stand.
You know a modern clarinist song like this, please.
Very good for the sound sidekick.
You know how you can play the tambourines back in the pizza.
Wait, I'm.
What?
I was a part of the tambourine in the pizza.
I have no idea what that is.
It's Mexican music.
Yeah, we're playing the clarinist song again.
There's a dirty clarinist on the table.
There are clarinist on the table.
I know, I'm just saying I thought I know.
That's what you say when you're...
When you're looking for a place to dance or something on Six, like...
That'd be fun.
Where are you waiting for the ads, really?
You're waiting for the ads?
You're waiting for the ads?
Dude, I waited 30 days to talk to you.
Like, what?
30 days.
Yeah, I messaged you six times during the sub-a-thon, like,
yo, I'm at your house, I'm outside, you're never answered.
Yeah, actually, very much.