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(2/10) IM BACK FROM LA WITH SPECIAL GUEST...⭐ GAMER GAUNLET FINALE WITH @EMIRU 8/10 BEST ⭐ !rules
10-07-2024 · 10h 44m
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Yo chat, why the fuck does it still stay streamed together? What the hell just happened here? What's going on with you guys?
I'm not sure, but I will take it. What's going on everybody? How's it going?
We are gonna do a classic on the channel today, which is we are going to be doing taste tests one piece best
TCG we're doing taste tests today. What is up everybody?
How you guys doing?
Victor set this all up for me at the last minute and he said man's I have an idea and said Victor
I've already done this idea, but I'll do it again anyway. I'm happy to see you and then we do
Justin Lange from Justin's DVD.
What the fuck is this?
Here we go!
Yeah, that's fucking stupid.
Well, up, chat.
So, here's the plan for today.
I hate looking at myself nowadays.
Here's the plan for today.
We are going to be doing the taste test that we did when we've done before.
However, we are getting a bunch of different drinks.
Biggest at the store right now, grabbing stuff, and Emmy is here.
Now chat, I want you to behave. I know that I'm a streamer where I don't really have a lot of
friends on my stream. I don't have a lot of people that are usually here. It's usually just you and
I going back and forth in content. But I know you can behave. So I'm expecting the best behavior
from you guys to not be, you know, the radical right wing Republicans that you are. So let's
all just relax for a little bit and try to enjoy ourselves. Okay. Let's all not hate women
like we always do and let's try to all be friends. Just don't be toxic, okay? God damn
my heroine is bad. No, you go down. You go down. But I also have some of the fucking
PO boxes that I've had for seven months. So shout out to you guys who've probably been
spanning in the offline chat that I never opened them again. They're right here. So
I have some of them. There's still some over there. But these are the seven PO
boxes I got in seven months so thank you to you guys thank you if you're out
there in chat give me a smile appreciate it I really do so let's talk shop for a
second chat while Emory was in the other room playing on makeup we've got some
new emotes that are coming out into the play we have some new emotes so what is
this one that we're gonna be calling it I'm not sure but this is definitely a
corporate emote right now there's a lot of business wow are you going to have its
car here on the stream or is there a hot girl arms race between you and Nick
these days what do we want to call it for it is basically I don't even know
he's shaking his head
NORPA alright it's NORPA is that even a thing miss kiff NORPA I don't even
know do we do it perfect next on the order of business in terms of our
corporation fuck my is kiffay up more emotes your book your book your book of
course what was I thinking with your book your book your book about this one
fantastic job this quarter sir keep up to the good work thank you can speak great
quarter so far. It's only seven days in. Tantrum, anger, frustration, annoyance. Describe the
perfect stream when I'm upset. Are we thinking florpa? I almost typed flory flashbacks. Florpa?
Corporate rage. What was florpa even mean? I don't misskiff drop them off. Flip. Next we have
We have one at the stock of skyrocketing to an unprecedented level that we've never seen before.
If the stock is booming, what do we do?
Mis-kiff to the moon?
He said, I'm an airline emote.
Let's just make it mis-kiff moon, and then it's easy enough.
Alright, that is my quarterly report, those are my dividends that I'm giving out to
my shareholders in chat.
So, if you're a shareholder right now, you do have four new prime demotes made
by Dion, enjoy them right now, they are yours to have, okay?
However, if you are not subscribed to the channel, you can subscribe right now
Now, there's Twitch Prime, but it's free.
There's 10,000 of you that currently can use these moats
and probably about 400 of you that can use it on 7TV,
who I will be seeing.
So, without further ado, ladies and gentlemen,
let's get on with the show.
So, we have our drinks, but we don't have any.
We lost it.
Where is she?
I don't know.
This angle looks forward.
What the fuck's wrong with me?
Why do I look so weird?
This angle look weirder or mildly.
Yo.
Yo.
Yeah, that's better.
I do feel like I've gotten ugly.
Like I look at myself and I look at my snakes
so I can hardly look like this nowadays.
Like why do I look so, like I got stung by a dude?
I slept for 11 hours.
Can you make the TTS quieter?
I would if I got more subs.
Did I get fat again?
No.
No.
It's a haircut and a lack of shave.
I shaved literally yesterday, you baboon.
Yo, chief David's sub, I appreciate it.
You drink too much.
That's definitely it.
So thumb down, thought you were playing .com64.
That's definitely not it.
I still remember the one time I played Banjo and Kazooie.
I spent $30.
I still remember the, your face looking fatter.
Oh, bro.
You're getting, you're retaining water.
How do I lose this water weight?
Fuck.
I am kind of looking chunky.
I'm looking like a double choked chocolate cookie.
Are you collaborating with Jason the Wean this week?
Maybe.
The problem with collaborating with Jason the Wean
is he's 20 years old.
It's like, what the fuck is a guy like me
who just, you know, like what do I possibly have in common
with a 20 year old at this point?
I'm a very mature older guy who works on business deals.
I have nothing in common in grounds
with a 20 year old child this month.
I just don't know even what to say to the kid besides like here you go
He's a lollipop get out of my fucking shop. There's not much of what I could say
Don't do
So for me, it's like I cater to more like the Northern Lion audience. You know what I mean the moon moons
What's up with you
Lacey's the same age you blaze them
Lacey
Now you're right
Anyway, we're doing a taste test today. He just got the drinks because I got the notifications
So be it in five minutes.
Until then, so wherever he is.
She does not want to come in the room.
Maybe she'll come in the room at 20,000 viewers.
I'm not too sure.
Not sure what's going on with her.
Mac, thanks for stuff.
I appreciate it.
I do kind of look fat though today.
Like, what is this?
My face looks fat.
OK, so you guys said less salt.
And I even, fuck.
I have been having a lot of salt.
Like today, cinnamon toast crunch.
But it's so good.
I had four bowls yesterday.
I had four bowls after stream.
And then I took a two hour nap.
I woke up, played Tetris for five hours
while listening to the Steve Jobs autobiography.
And then I went back to bed.
And then I had a dream about one of my high school friends.
It was a girl.
And she said to me, Ms, thank you for giving me $7,000.
You changed my life.
But why did you give me $7,000?
And I remember in the dream, we were playing basketball and I just go, I think you use $7,000.
I said to myself, wait a minute, maybe I did.
Maybe it's when I just had infinite money in the cesspool of COVID.
I gave her $7,000 for no fucking reason.
I was pissed at myself.
I got so mad at myself in the dream I woke up and I realized it was 1.35 and it's
time to stream.
So now it's two o'clock.
I don't know why all my dreams consist in high school.
Does anyone else have that problem when they're 30 years old?
All of their dreams are in high school with their friends in high school?
I never dream about anybody in my life right now, ever.
It's always the same thing.
It's always high school, and I don't understand why.
It's none of you have that problem.
It's always high school for me.
I don't understand.
Every time I have a dream, it's always, it's not like simply or anybody.
It's always high school.
Like yesterday, I had two days ago, I had a dream about high school.
I don't understand.
Is it because I peed?
Is it because I have feelings and emotions
that are tied to these people in high school
that I need to let out?
That I need to experience?
I don't know.
I haven't thought about this girl in a decade, Chad.
This girl's my senior in high school.
Why'd I give her $7,000?
Why is she my dream?
But then again, no, that's not true.
I had a dream the other day, but I don't know.
That's not true.
That's lies.
You're welcome, bitch.
you miss being a teenager.
I actually don't.
I, my teenager years were not fun.
What a chat that was for you.
I did not have fun in teenager years.
I hated it.
I hated being a teen.
Once I hit 13, I hated being a teenager.
I hated 13, 14, 15, 16, and 17.
I hated all those years.
But I loved being 12.
I loved it.
12 under was the best years of my life.
That was World of Warcraft there.
Once 13 hit, wasn't as much World of Warcraft, and my mom lost her job, so it wasn't as fun.
But 12 under was fucking sick.
And then 18 was alright, I got laid like twice,
and then after that, it's just more World of Warcraft.
But Dave was there.
So that was pretty cool.
It was pretty good.
But here's what we're going to do real quick, chap.
I'm not sure where Emmy is, but we're going to open up a package.
Now, if you're one of the people that have given me
every stuff over the years, thank you for your things.
Fortunately, these are all my gifts that are here.
No emirushit, no more P.O. Buck stuff
that's sent to me or any, these are mine.
And you can see the huge community and support I have.
So thank you guys over the years.
Now it's time for me to open up my first box.
You.
Actually, those have my team on it.
Actually, I have my name.
You want to open it?
Do you have a scissors or knife?
Oh, I have a knife.
Why do you say it's so ominously like that?
Why are you talking about hating women in here earlier?
It's Halloween.
The rest of yous are yours.
Y'all, let's have a box off.
What does that mean?
You open one.
I have one when we see who has the better gift.
Yo, I trust the fucking Miss Kids for sure, bro.
I trust this one.
I trust my viewers over Annie's.
Mod's channel points.
Victor, we need a seat for the girl.
She's good.
How about, you know, you can say that,
three, two, one.
No way, this looks fucking insane.
Thank you, Chad.
Dear Necromancy Adept, congratulations.
You just received a magical box containing all the
essentials to embark on your journey into the
and somewhat malignant art of neck romancy.
Did you ask me if I know anyone that's dead?
Keep it away from children.
Dad's a deft.
What the fuck is this?
Join me in my malevolent crusade and use my horde key.
It's a sponsor!
What did you get?
And what's the other thing?
You got an igloo candle?
Oh yeah?
What's wrong?
Oh, we don't need it. I was just kidding.
The cars stole everything from me.
The cars stole everything from me.
Be my Horde Candle! That's half-
Why do you think my chat hates women now when they didn't?
No, the thing is my chat is young and they haven't found a girl for me yet.
You gotta realize that they gave me-
You have it like 30.
You gotta realize that they gave me.
Most people on the internet hate women.
But they love to hate women.
Why are they on the internet?
It's because they probably don't get laid, right?
So then they usually hate women.
Or they're so in love with women, there's no in-between.
Awesome's not.
I think they have little penguins inside.
Well, I'm not done with my box, so.
Oh, sorry.
Packing peanuts, be my horde lanyard, be my horde stickers,
and a coffee mug, the coffee drink from the dead.
Okay, now that I've done my BOOL unboxing, it's your turn.
Can I- Can I get a reset?
Can I get a reset?
Yeah, I get-
Grab another one.
Well, itchad, is it fair if I get a reset for that one?
This is from an actual viewer.
Mods, you can give up the chat points.
Oh!
Take the dammo modes off the stream.
All of you!
Scrab!
Get outta here!
Just-
Stop hyping her shit up.
Get these off my screen!
Why don't you want to open the penguins?
Because it looks fat today.
Don't I look fat?
It was way...
Yeah.
No, it's because I'm ugly.
Alright chat, join the hood.
Wait the pa-
HAHAHAHA
What? What?
This is from an NFT company apparently.
Really?
Pudgy Equip- Yup.
This is- Join the hurdle is a NFT company, is what someone just said in chat.
Includes!
Includes official NFT redemption codes!
You got debated!
You got debated!
It's a draw like you got a sponsor as well. Yes
Yep, those are all these are all NFT products
Your hair's at a 330 degree
Pudgy day
All right, well, let's see if my next box is just as good
23 months of good times. Thanks, Missy.
I'm such a jackass. No wonder I don't get anything. I just threw your box, bro.
You waited six months for me to open the shit. I just chucked the box to the side.
Some guy paid I should have speeded down on a game.
That's all you had to do for Promo.
Lamal, I don't get it. I didn't do anything for Promo.
Yo, it's the Queeshot. What's up, bro?
Oh, no, that's SkashuaTV. Thank you for the 52 months, and I appreciate it.
Tweeting by nature?
Cinnamon soft, cinnamon oatmeal raising cookies!
Why the fuck would you ever want cookies delivered to yourself?
This is the dumbest product ever.
I'll try it.
These super cinnamon raiding cookies get a big BOOM!
How do you not know?
We bring the BOOM!
We bring the BOOM to you!
We bring the BOOM!
We bring the BOOM to me and you!
We bring the BOOM!
That's what we do!
We bring the boom!
Maybe I have to do the dance with it.
No! That's okay.
We bring the boom!
That's what we do. We bring the boom!
We bring the boom to me and we bring the boom!
I can't tell if this is like...
Like, I'm too young to know this or too old to know this.
I can't tell.
No, no, I'm way too old to know this.
We bring the boom!
You guys don't like it?
Are you guys on the- like, Amy, you have to give it on the boom meter, a scale of 1 to 10.
Watch, ready?
You gotta go like this.
It's like-
No, no, let me do it.
You gotta go like- this gets a 3 out of 5 on the boom meter.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
I don't know. What do you guys think, Chad?
No, you gotta go like this, ready? You gotta go-
No.
These super soft cinnamon oatmeal raisin cookies?
Get's a big BOOM!
These guys are like the new snooki of fucking new Italian people.
people and we're only going these guys oh really like what the hell we bring the
boom great that you're getting new interests and new hobbies we bring the
boo on something on fault that that's what we do I have an idea for a stream
extra Emily if you're out there let's go to Costco and let's go try the
double dunk talk of cookie and the chicken bake let's go do it why haven't
Why haven't you done that yet?
Why haven't you gone and tried the double-choked chocolate cookie and the chicken bake?
We bring the boom!
I'm sobbing to tech-toe.
I'm 30.
I'm almost a Facebook tab.
We're getting old!
That's what we do.
We're getting old!
We're getting old for me and you.
We're getting old!
How my wrist?
That person said you pegged in seven months ago and you never came here and grabbed
My energy is
Chat, you know who wants to hang out?
Mari
I said no
The stock market is crashing, did you see?
It's not good
It's not good at all, the stock market is actually fucking down
It's plummeted in the past hour
Like dramatically, it's not looking good
Yo, we bring the boom!
Chat, it's not looking good, stocks aren't crashing right now
I need that, I don't know why they made the fucking rocket go up
It needs to go back down, which does mean the cl-
Okay, you know what maybe you're right yeah it's basically like these got the
Rizzler like these kids these is like the new snooki which I'm totally for it's
like AJ big justice so it's like the Avengers of Italian people and you
got like Los Polos on the side with his father or something that's basically
it yeah I'm all for it I mean I'm sorry I love this shit
Oh my god, there's nothing Tech Tones live.
What do you want me to look up?
You know what I mean?
I never showed you who I really was back in the day.
I've seen your old clips, I'll show you what I used to watch.
You ever see the Grandma's Kisses edit?
No.
That was 12 years ago.
Nah, this thing had a lot of views in 2010.
You never see the Grandma's Kisses edit?
No.
It was the bad version was the one I watched.
It is a classic, and you should watch it.
I can't even show you the first three minutes, but...
Solitude and E minor.
Yeah, E minor!
I know the first three words I can't say on stream.
Because that's, what do you mean why?
Because I can't say, there's three, there's 17 bad words
and there's three of them in the first five seconds
of this video.
I don't know if this is it.
Grandma?
Yup, that's it.
I wanna watch it, but like, can I watch it, chat?
I mean, she's one and chat.
It's bad.
Fuck, no, you cannot.
All right.
I'm so curious, maybe I can go to another one.
How about you say publicly that you're willing to watch it?
This, I memorized this entire thing when I was younger.
This was my Bible of what I used to watch.
Okay, and they said maybe mute the desktop
and I can watch it.
Wait, Brawl approved.
SHAT THE PROG!
Okay, ready?
I actually know what I can do.
I'm gonna mute right when it says a bad word that's really bad.
Ready?
This is it.
I'm telling you, I mean, this was my...
One in chat, this was your Bible when you were in middle school.
Ready?
Okay.
Let's kiss, you faggot!
Wait! I didn't get that!
Yeah, I know.
We said it last time.
Fuckin' deal with it.
Fuckin' bitch!
Fuck popsicles, you little bitch.
Like this and that and everything in my asshole especially those bitches down at the club.
Yeah!
Hello SpongeBob!
TINNY'S!
Rip out your sack, I'll be back in a sec SpongeBob.
I've prepared your favorite meal SpongeBob.
Grandma, your cookies make me feel like I have a really huge dick.
Oh yeah.
Grandma's ass cheeks.
I got one more thing for you, SpongeBob.
SINGY KIDS!
Oh, yeah, yeah.
SpongeBob, I must say.
I really find myself attracting good homes and baby, yeah.
Oh, it's nice, nice, nice, nice.
Nince, man.
I want a minute.
Yeah.
They hate it!
This is my Bible.
I was also 12.
That was like my life.
The thing is like, I can't see the influence.
What like the first five seconds? Well, how about I show you something else that was for me when I was a child then?
No, I used to listen to this a lot
I
See it saw you on a YouTube Red Bull short. Did you see that?
I got like a hundred million views over the past week. I uploaded it to my channel. It's the worst short
I'll show you. Sonics as well.
Miss being late to his own clips going viral again, classic.
Where do you tell us something that goes viral? It's just some random account posting your clips.
I know. It's a random red bull account. It's just the official red bull channel.
Okay, yeah, but like, you know what I mean? It's like not your account.
19 comments I can get some make it 20 or something please this is just embarrassing, but yeah, it it
Definitely is pretty sad
Sports Center ESPN
Everyone comments says congratulations to her even though she cheated congratulations to Ludwig, but I get no credit for it whatsoever
Anyway, I debated you we're not drinking today. What we're watching the Dragon Ball Z Android sell so I'm gonna be tired
No
Yeah, I'm gonna be excited like that
Yeah, let's do the tricky thing
By the way, did you know that I went live and it says that we're still live together?
It's fine because I actually am here
No, let's keep it like this. I think this is more fun
I like having it say miss kids with emero and it's just like every day I get
All right, so let's do the taste test with Jack. You guys know how this goes. Everyone claps 20 times
And you gotta do it on the way. You don't want to finish the grandma's kisses episode
Wait, you can probably tell me why my face looks fat
Yeah, like on the camera, yes
That's just how it looks. I don't I don't think it looks bad
And I don't think it looks bad
Because you are.
All right, let's do this.
Emma, welcome to an original idea that I thought of when I was having a dream last night about my friends in high school.
Today, we are going to do something very interesting.
We are going to case test drinks together.
But there's a secret hint in secret.
The twist is you have to guess what drink you're drinking.
Yes. This is a very insane idea that I thought of. It's out to my 10,000 loyal viewers about this idea.
Ooh, it was insane. But, here's what we're going to do. My board of directors gave me this idea.
And right now the stock is currently sitting at 10,067 points.
Not good, but it's totally okay.
Here's what our plan is.
You guys have to drink all these drinks,
every single one of them, taste them,
and decide on which one is good,
which one's in the hood, which one is what.
If you get all five correct, you keep bunking.
Hey!
No, that's okay.
Oh no, you are, but it's fine.
I'm just kidding.
Hey.
Sorry, that was my kid about the Zoom call.
Let's get back to work on what we were talking about before.
Wait, but I really do want to keep both of you.
OK.
So.
What?
I'll make you this deal.
I just got a text message.
An appointment was scheduled for my cardiologist
appointment on Thursday.
So Thursday, I have to go to the cardiologist.
So it does sound really old.
So here's the plan.
If you get all five weeks corrected in a row, at any point, I would give you bunking.
And I'll shake on it.
You really mean that?
Yeah, I'm not going to get them all right.
Exactly.
But what do I get if you don't get them all right?
The screaming other thing with my name for...
And I want Kiwi.
What?
For a week.
Kiwi's actually really hard to get to.
You have to get a medicine four times a day.
I'm...
Emmy, you've known me for three years.
Am I not a responsible owner for when it comes to animals?
not loyal to the animals that I've created and given in a home.
Chompy is like a C. He means like right, that.
But I don't think you understand. I have given the home, I have given so much to the animals that
I'm around for years. I have caved to their every single win and I've been a great owner.
Now I'm going to give up my rat if you get five drinks in a row.
Okay.
So, let's see if you can do it.
But I get to pick the drinks.
Okay, so what's the big deal?
If you get five in a row, you get funky.
If you don't, if I get five in a row, if I get five drinks in a row, I get to replace
you on Steak and Eggs.
No!
I get to replace Tecto on Steak and Eggs for two whole episodes.
Is that fair, Chad?
They're saying yes.
No!
There's one other thing I want.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
If I get five in a row, I don't want to go on.
I want Dave to replace TecTone for two episodes.
And you never talk about the fact that who Dave is.
Just Dave takes his spot and no one's in the world.
You know what I'm saying, Chris, crazy is,
we always talk about how TecTone's like,
kind of irreplaceable because you just be apps so much
and like guides the conversation.
Dave is maybe the only person
who he apps as much as TecTone does.
Dave will be the, Dave will,
That episode, honestly, you guys should just have Dave on
and just never mention who he is.
Just say Dave.
Yeah.
I actually think that'd be an insanely good episode
if you just had Dave on and you never said who he is.
And he just talks about stuff.
That, I would honestly, that would be such a good episode.
I'm not the person who makes these decisions,
but I can ask, I can ask him for.
That would be good.
That'd be so good.
What does Dave know about eggs?
Dave eats eggs every single day.
Dave eats eggs and steak every single day.
Dave is a very strict diet that he's been sticking to
for about 15 years.
So Dave feels a lot about steak and eggs.
Dave's good.
Dave feels a lot about everything.
He's the smartest man I know ever.
All right.
You got yourself a feeling.
What was that?
What did I do?
Your mic quality is bad.
Whoops.
do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do-do.
Bad-about-that-now-touch-has-better.
She's a good girl.
Yeah.
Okay.
I should look away, right, when you pick the drinks and then hide the OBS.
Yes.
Wait, can I see what all the drinks are first, so I know?
Or wait, will you tell me what the five are, and then I have to...
How about this, you can see the drinks.
Where's the...
Wait, you're not going to tell me which finds in the box?
Fuck you.
It's hardest if you don't but I don't even know how much chat should we tell her which five are in the box?
Is this too loud?
Should we tell her which five are in the box?
No
Out this grab all of them. Where's the what is the?
Well, no, you got a bag. Oh, yeah, that's them
I'll let you see what we got we got
It's only there's so hard. There's two
So it's gonna be one of these
What's the difference between this and this?
It's the same shit.
And the ones in the box?
It can be any of these.
Dude, you can take out one.
I can take out one.
I feel like, Brian, I can leave all those in because they have a distinct, sweet, disgusting flavor.
Um, I'm trying to take out...
Is that your final answer?
Yeah, but what if I don't remember all of them?
picture that I could compare with the picture or that cheating you want to
take a picture of the options so I remember what the options are because
I've never had prime all these flavors before I'm lucky to remember all right
honestly they're saying it's up chat monster and stuff only mode I need to
know some more letters just so I know the options what are the board
directors have to say yes read yes okay they're saying it's fair I mean
good fucking luck getting all five of these right there's no shot that's fair I
think that's totally fair chat the business approved of your actions of
your point yes now there is one that I can give you and I'm interested to see
if you can get it right there's a red bull option now that probably is the
easiest one and that didn't look like a sponsor but you definitely know I'm
not sponsored by Red Bull okay they wouldn't even tag me in their fucking
posts. Mods you're taking us up only mode. You ready? Oh I'm not. I'm gonna switch these around. Ready?
Okay you can't go in front. Well you can look at your picture for a reference. You don't mind if you
get these right you get funky all it takes is five and you get a cat
yay!
green cheddar or they rustle in place
all right ready three two one
chat she can't see anything there's the chat she literally can't see
you're seeing from that angle she can't see
it's over here
i feel like put something gross or something
i'll give you the hint
actually maybe because when i lean over i might see
i'll give you the hint i did put something gross
fuck wait I have a taste wait is it no I'm gonna close my eyes cuz I'm scared
for sure is it the red wine woman wait I guess like I'll give my answers again
I'm on my feet lemonade you don't like it no what is that
Are these all prime?
What are you trying to say?
I just think I'm not the target audience for prime.
Logan, you know I don't mean that.
You know that you're my fucking boy until I die, bro.
I love prime.
And thank you for the NFTs.
It tastes like anything.
And this one's probably like a Gatorade or Powerade, maybe?
We'll have the options.
Or maybe it's the one with the main.
These two, I think, are primes.
This one's T.
This one's...
This could be the yellow arid.
Bring me the straw back for this one.
This one.
This one tastes like snow cone syrup,
but like not as good.
It has some kind of lemon flavor.
I hate it.
I really do not like prime.
I'm sorry.
This one, I don't know what the white prime tastes like.
I think this one's red, white, and blue prime.
Okay.
This one, it's like, I think this is the green crime.
P.
This one's T, the brisk T.
I think this one's Gatorade,
and then kind of the Stratos one again.
Monoski, come.
I think this is the minute-made one.
Is that your final answers?
Yes.
Emmy?
What?
You just made a great deal. Congratulations, Emmie. You got a 4k. You got 4 out of 5 corrects.
Wait, wait, wait. Which one was your least favorite drink? What was your least favorite?
This one was the grossest.
Well, Emmie, which one do you think you didn't get right?
Maybe this one or one of the primes was the wrong flavor.
You got that one correct.
This one? Okay, this was the tea. Or did I get one of the primes wrong?
Shit, well I don't know what the flavors taste like because I've never had it. Oh, is the blue one?
You were you were you were so honestly very close to getting monkey like very
Four or five chat, that's pretty fucking good. I'll be honest to you. I I can't do that
That was honestly pretty impressive
It would taste it like a bomb pop all right now. What if I get all five right? What do I get?
If you want cheddar you want
Green I want shit. I want Kiwi for a week to show you that I can take care of Kiwi to prove to you that
It's not tough. I also want a Northern Lions up
okay, but
so
He has
Four medicines. He used to take at noon every day and what a line
Yes, and two of them have to be refrigerated at all times and he has eye drops that he put in every eight hours
and then 15 minutes after the eye drops every time you have to put lube on his eye because he like rolls around so he doesn't get
Ulcers on his eye and then you have to hand feed him pellets and hand syringe feed him water three times a day until he
does a lot more water and you have to chop prints for him because it makes him less sad but he can eat the
by himself now he kind of stands up and eats from the bowl I why don't want you
to meet Dito you know maybe it's a bad idea how about how about if I get all
five right you give me a hundred subs how about if I get all five right you
get 50 subs how about if I get all five right I all right but I get to use
your stream together three times nothing to have the new friends or
something. I get half your Kirby Pile for a week. I'm gonna slice it right in the
middle so that way it's just right here. That's actually funny. But I get the
Giant Nika thing. Axian. Big doll rabbit. Giant Niku and half the Kirby Pile.
Yes. I don't think you're gonna get all five rights. I'll see. Okay, turn around.
It took my Tetris!
Oh wait, yeah, that's Red Bull.
Wait, how'd you know?
I know that sound too many words. I've heard that sound for like two weeks straight and after that and that's all you've heard.
What?
We just did.
Now, you see that? I'm burning.
Can I get along? I need to see what's going on, kids.
I think I'm missing a straw. Don't turn around yet.
I'm excited.
Thanks for gonna get this.
No, I'm pretty fucking smart.
My curvy pile on the line.
Okay yours is really hard.
All righty.
Uh yeah.
You want the picture of all the drinks?
Yes.
Okay.
And now I'm closing chat.
Nice try.
All right I'm going to use deductive reasoning here.
You left some of them right there so it's not the Coca-Cola Pepsi.
Oh those are ones that weren't included anyway.
Those were already taken out.
Close your eyes when you drink.
That's definitely a prime.
definitely a fucking prime that might be the red, white and blue prime because it
tastes like the popsicle I would have when I was a kid, melted. I mean I actually
think this is a red, white, blue prime. I used my- Yes. Eww, what the fuck is that?
That is the worst trick I've ever had in my life! Dude, I told you there- Wait, I'm not saying anything.
Aha! I knew it. Blue prime, red, white, and blue prime. Nice try. This one doesn't taste like anything really.
Your taste buds are fucked.
They are fucked then.
Hey, is this another crime?
Different syrup, powering, blue powering.
This is shit.
This is dog shit, and this is dog shit.
You don't know it, but you're being really funny right now.
Seven touch function, taste and concede.
With a tablespoon?
Bro, this is impossible.
So bad.
This one, final answer, blueberry pie.
This is blue-bride, this is blue-pride.
Red-white blue-pride, can I have the thing here?
Yeah.
Oh, they're falling.
These two are so confusing.
They taste the fucking same!
I put both in my mouth, I cannot tell the difference.
I, I, I, these literally taste exactly the fucking same.
I said one was gross.
It was actually disgusting.
I thought the fuck this is,
but it tastes like actual shit.
are you serious yeah this was not bad though blue prime and blue prime you
grab your kid your phone dude this is so hard fuck oh okay white prime
red white and blue prime red prime blue prime towering yes I think you put a
lot of time there fuck with me you're done yeah I feel more hyper wait there
There's been a yes, I got so excited.
So this one's right.
And then would you say this one was white crime?
Yeah.
What the fuck is with my taste buds?
Okay, you thought this was white crime
and then you thought this was green crime, right?
Yeah.
You thought this one was?
You thought this was Gatorade?
I thought that was the blue crime.
Blue crime?
Yeah, blue crime.
That tastes like shit.
Right, this one?
Yeah.
It tastes the same.
Okay, so they didn't taste the fucking same but why do I think that was I'm so my taste was our shot I
Won't get to keep my car. No, okay. You get to keep your curvy
Let's do one more round. Okay
One more round. Yeah, I've got time for one more. You're pretty good
You're pretty good
How to make this more interesting one more round job now what does any half chat that we've always wanted?
6% women in our community
It's actually higher than that six and a half
money views
nice hair
chairs
Stairs chairs sponsors
Now I've got a sponsor number three months things. I look at you good
So my option my thing is if I beat you this round
Next sponsor I do
I'm gonna pitch and say ember will also help sure. Yeah
okay so what if I win or if you win? if I win yeah I won
nah let's go to the board directors put it to some on the mode. nah this is up to the
board directors. just for a week just like I'm only gonna have Bookie for a week
okay it this is a it's a sacrilege how about two streams what two streams?
Oh
Yeah
This is for the dog Chad, this is serious. There's no way she gets that right
There's no way she gets that right
That doesn't fall out
No, it's not you gotta make them all around turn it with all five on that doesn't fall out the strong
White? Is it white crime? I don't know.
Yo, the Jewish Jew, thank you for the 58 months.
I actually hate crime so much.
Should I not say that on your stream?
You can say whatever you want.
Did you take one of the sodas off the table?
Yes.
It's not in the picture.
This is either Pepsi or Cherry Coke or something.
Wait, was that not supposed to take them off the...
That's illegal!
It's not in the picture, but whatever.
This one is so bad. I'm just going to guess. White crime, orange soda, red crime.
I'll let you do the final one. It's either Pepsi or Coke.
Pepsi? Is it cherry Coke? Was that one of the ones?
No. What about the few in the middle?
If these are crime, it's going to feel so bad. If I put the wrong colors, right?
Yes, your final answers.
Wait, it's not prime. I think it's not sweet enough.
Hey, this one's that kind of straw gun.
This one is definitely prime.
I'm questioning myself!
This is actually maybe not prime.
Parade.
This is definitely prime.
Kind of straw gun.
Eat this one too.
I guess it could be like yellow day parade.
I just don't... I just don't like it.
But I don't know if it's as sweet as the other one.
Yeah, it's not as syrupy as this one.
So maybe Powerade, Orange Soda, Yellow Gatorade.
Prime this is.
Final answer?
Yeah.
I'm gonna go off one by one and show you what you got right.
Okay.
Mods, put it in my only mode.
Your first answer.
What did you say this was?
Nanny?
You were questioning yourself for a while, whether it's Prime or Powerade?
What? Okay, okay. Yeah, cuz I was like it's not sweet enough
I thought maybe it was the white prime so it's still kind of sweet. You were correct
And it's still kind of sweet, but it's not as syrupy. Your next one
You said this was? Orange soda. And you?
Yay, that one's easy. Correct. Your next one that you said
Was this one and that was?
This one I really don't know. I said yellow Gatorade
But you pulled that from the other straws.
I said red prime at the beginning and then I changed my answer.
To yellow Gatorade.
Now for this next one, you said?
The balls are out with the straws.
Emmy?
What?
I put two straws in that one.
I had a taste different!
I swear it tasted different!
You can take it out, Bollywood.
You said that was yellow Gatorade and blue prime, but it's the same thing.
Gross, I don't like it.
It was pretty good.
And your final one you said this was Pepsi you had a fifty-fifty shot
Which means you only got two corrects
Which means all I have to do is get three correct
Does completely artworks you just did you went out to my turn if I did
That means I keep bunking for the other round?
No!
Thank you.
Like this round, yeah?
This round's not as serious.
Tell this to my cat.
He said whoever wins for this round, that's what I said.
Okay, I have to do curvy pile for a week.
5 out of 10, correct.
You're going to be 10 of them now?
You hear what he said?
How much prime did you trade?
Too much, dude.
I actually got 6 on my stomach.
I have to get 5 out of 10, correct.
Okay, how many do I have to get correct?
5.
out of five for a- you're insane.
It's so much work to transport all those- those rats?
I'll transport them. Come on.
Okay, but I'm keeping the meat too.
Deal. All right, three out of five.
But you can't lose any of them. You have to keep them all organized.
Okay. Oh wait, the bet was the sponsor thing apparently.
Okay.
I'm actually a stupid fuck. Okay, so then if you get three out of- if I get three out of five,
right, the next sponsor I do, I'll say that you're imparted.
I'm really bad at this. There's no way I get three out of five. I'm really stupid.
Don't fuck with me like I fucked with you though. That was fucked up.
You are much more like a kind of soul than I am, you know, at the end of the day.
You're a good person, you're sweet, you're charismatic, you're caring.
If you're not some correct from New Jersey like I am,
I'm ready to put the news to Spain.
You can't just be so...
Yeah.
And you would not fuck with me.
Would you just open?
Something disgusting.
I feel disgusting after picking all that crime.
I thought I was like the target demographic.
So what are you and Ted sticking at?
Probably gonna listen to Tech Time Talk.
What's up?
You okay with that?
Are you guys trying to fix that?
Working out great.
You get paid overtime for that?
Nope.
Are you almost ready?
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You ready?
No.
How come you're here?
We've been speaking so long.
Nothing.
Huh?
Did you play Macaulay?
Yeah, I was sick.
How might play today?
Actually, it's actually such a good fucking game.
I might play it for like two hours.
Oh, so like a bounty almost?
No, I'm just, I like playing games for two hours. The chat can play it later on when they want.
They don't want to, so that way they can actually go to the beginning.
Okay, I'm ready.
Where the fuck's chat?
Give me back my chat!
You're hiding?
Now you're being obviously diabolical.
No, I'm not!
Yes, you are.
I'm not being shady!
So if I get all five of these correct...
Watch out, he's combing my hair.
If I get all five of these correct, because I know you're being diabolical right now...
You have to live with a card for a week and he keeps his door open.
No, never sleep.
Ready?
It was fast.
Yep.
It's so bad, Powerade.
Lime Prime.
Red Vine and Blue Prime.
That's not a drink.
That's not something people want.
That is not something people enjoy.
Red Prime?
Oh, fuck.
That's the worst one.
That's not even fun.
It's like acid.
You fucking put a lot of primes in here.
I'm gonna guess.
I think there's a lot of primes in here.
I can taste it, and I'm talking faster.
Lime crime, red, white, and blue crime.
Red, white, and blue crime.
I'm going to fucking have a hernia.
Why'd you put all crimes?
I didn't!
A new straw.
All right, red, white, and blue crime.
Red crime, lime crime, blue crime.
Wait, which one's the lime crime?
Lime crime, blue crime.
Those are my final answers.
Wait, would you say these two were?
Red light and blue prime, red prime, blue prime,
line prime, power eight.
Yes.
You got two out of five.
Do you want to see what they were?
Yeah.
He said this was power eight.
He said this was red, white, blue prime.
He said this was red prime.
Fuck!
He said this was blue prime.
Yeah, blue prime.
He said this was a white and blue prime.
Okay, so I'm going to be honest.
of a lime prime is fucking shit.
Dude, I tried this one before I put it in.
I was like, oh my God, that is terrible.
This is the worst, this is a horrible drink.
It's not, I have taste buds of a child.
This is just bad.
Like there's, I don't mind some of these,
like the red-white blue prime, I didn't mind.
This was horrible.
This is the worst drink I've had in so long.
Yeah, they do not taste good.
That was fucking shit.
Yeah.
Okay, so we both got two out of five,
which means I'll read them.
All right, well what are we doing the camping stream?
Yo, Aspen, thanks for the rate, I appreciate it.
But he actually did.
See you this weekend for the camping stream.
Dude, wait, no way, Aspen actually rated.
Thanks, bro.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Chat, why I said bye to Emmy?
Oh, she's coming back, sweet.
Thank you, Aspen, for the fucking rate.
I appreciate it, what's up, chat?
Why isn't Aspen doing a camping stream?
Aspen's been doing a camping stream for about 14 years.
All right, so here's what we're gonna do.
Before we start our normal bullshit, we are going to open up some of these packages that
have been sitting for seven months.
Let's open this real quick.
This one is too miskiffed.
I have to check.
Try the Oreo Coke.
Okay.
Wait, let me just try this real quick.
You got it?
It's nothing.
Coke flavored Oreo.
Zero sugar.
It tastes like it.
It just tastes like Coke to me.
Oh no, I can taste it!
Wait, the Oreo kind of hit and I got excited and then it just tastes like liquid Oreos in my throat.
Why does it hit like three seconds later?
I'm- bro, I'm at the puke.
Wait, this is so weird. How did they do that?
It's like when it's in your mouth, it just tastes like normal Coke and then you swallow it and then you taste the Oreo through your throat.
That's actually really gross.
I'm gonna wash it down with one of these old meal cookies.
I gotta go.
Bye.
Bye.
Oreo and Coca-Cola. This does not work out. This is not good.
I'll open up some boxes though.
Rate the drinks on a tier list. That's a good idea.
Tier list? Drink? I've never thought about that.
I'll be real. I'll tell you, F, the metamoon's not bad, the blue prime's alright,
the ice pop one's the best, and the red one's okay.
They're alright. They're not that great.
My choice of drink for this would either be a nice Celsius,
or I don't know like just buy fucking Adderall if you need these energy drinks to
like function every single fucking day you might as well just start getting
Adderall there's no point in just not getting on the fucking real good shit
you know stop being a pussy wait a minute demon form Illidan's form-rage
action figure the deluxe collector's edition the greatest expansion of all
time and some of the greatest gaming to ever happen in the history of the
time. Amen. This will go great in two months when we start the battle, madam. A gift from
you. Wait, what? A gift for you. Congrats on your gym. I sent some figures to go on your
admin office if you have one. There should be an Arthas figure arriving after this one.
Two bosses for the boss office from Raphael. Yo, thank you so much. I'm sure I'll probably
get that next one in like two years or something, but I appreciate it. Thank you, Raphael.
Yeah, so I made a good point in Chash, probably if he's down here.
Alright, stop the bullshit music.
This one's from Pugkiff, which obviously it's gonna be some stupid ass shit.
It's probably some skits that are gonna send me something in the mail thinking I'm gonna
actually look at it, and it's probably a love letter to Emerald.
O.T.K. Miskiff-
Pfft.
Sorry, I know I'm-
Let me read you this letter, eh, chat?
O.T.K. Miskiff Tri-Hard 7.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
Love the amazing dumb shit you do on stream, and thanks for having a place
for me to act like a complete idiot over the years.
Hybrid gonzo that guy's probably going going gonzo at this point. Let's see
hybrid
gonzo
Yeah, this is from last Christmas
It's even in chat anymore
He's still around. Oh, thank God a velvet hoodie blanket
But that's beautiful. Thank you, man. This was my square pants. I'm dude. I'm too stupid to put this together
together.
Sack!
Thank you, man.
Yo, that's actually sick!
Thank you, man.
I can always use new socks.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Thank you, Ivor.
Those were very sweet gifts.
I appreciate it, man.
And I'm sorry for not opening this stuff a whole year later.
I really don't know why I didn't open a lot of this stuff.
I think it's because I started just getting schizo-fucking things in the mail.
And I'm like, I'm just not doing this.
All right.
Let's see what this is.
That was really pretty much it. I did not want to deal with it. All right final gift
Wait, there's a Krabby Patty at Wendy's on the 8th. Wait. It's not today. It's tomorrow
Check offline TV stream
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How are they already doing it? They're two hours behind. How are they 12 hours ahead?
Wait, wait, wait early release in LA only no way
Hey, do you think some locations around here already have it?
No.
Dude, this is where it was from.
Sandy's from Texas.
Could someone?
I'm going to have to drive to LA right now.
All right, let's open up this gift.
Everything cool happens on Tuesdays.
But the actual shit is this.
Warcraft's 20th anniversary.
This is the collector's edition.
Do I open it?
Yes or no?
Check the price online.
Yeah, but, Chep, who the fuck is buying?
You know what?
Nah.
This is one thing that I will take it- I- I'm totally down to lose the money for, okay?
It's the war within. Who's buying this shit?
Let's see what's inside.
You just lost $3,000 while opening it? That's fine.
Here's the truth, Chep.
What is the point of having nice things if you can't even fucking open the box?
That makes no sense.
You should be able to enjoy the things that you buy.
You should be able to open things.
if you buy them or get them.
And I got this and I should open it.
And I think any other opinion is stupid and dumb.
You know what's sad about the Warcraft Floor?
I don't even know who this is anymore.
Like who is this guy?
Oh wait, no I still don't know who this is.
Hold on.
There's two pieces and I can't figure it out.
Now I'm just missing one piece.
The tail!
So then what the fuck is this?
There's more.
Wings of redemption.
Cat, are you guys excited for the Wild Betta?
I was talking to Simply last night.
I'm kind of worried that we're all just gonna get really fat
Like I'm not worried about anything besides I'm just worried I'm gonna lose all my gains and get extremely fat because last time all I did every day
was order Applebee's
And I ate fast food
And I had the fucking title my life
Did I do this wrong?
But how fucking stupid am I?
In case you take this this one looks right
Fucking you put this here. You know you put this over here
There we go
The final thing is the tail and wallah that is honestly an amazing gift
However, you did send me the war within a collector's edition now
I have all the collectors editions that are downstairs, so I will be adding this to my massive collection
I have so thank you so much for this dude. This is this is a great gift. This is insane. I believe how much is this
$400 I
I feel like it's a shit ton of money blizzard said that I mean it's my PO box
I don't want to be sent to be to my PO box if blizzard sent me something it would not it'd be the somewhere else
okay
Jack do you have anything else that we have to do today?
We went through some of the normal stuff. I don't really think there's a lot of clips just to react to because it's been like
24 hours since I was live
so
I think it's time. We don't we can't do the game and go out like as any is currently not here
um which means I'm down to do Blacksmith Wukong. You guys down? You're the best
gamer on Twitch. It's been years, bro. I know. All right, let's do it. Fuck it. Why
not? All right, boys. Let's play Blacksmith Wukong. Now, as you know, I am a
gamer. I'm a gaming man. And I'm a gay man. What the hell was that? Let's try it out.
Let's do it
There is spoilers by the way because I am playing the game. I want to warn you for all that also there is going to be
Some curse words that will be said by me
So if you are a child or someone that is a brand friendly person
I totally understand if you do not want to be watching the stream. I will be swearing
But let's hope this thing opens up at all for the love of God
All right, here we go
There's no way they sponsored you months later
Yeah, I'm like they're like last choice that they just like had an extra couple bucks in there through it my way
Well, I mean I want to play the game anyway
That's why I don't play games on stream when they release chat because you wait long enough for them to sponsor you
Because they need you right so I don't play them for free
I wait until they finally sponsor me and then I play the game because I actually wanted to play Wukong
That makes sense boys
Yeah, how many sponsors did you get from this method? I got Wukong and I also got let's see Wukong
display and
Uh, what was that gambling sponsor I did again? I forgot the name of it, DraftKings. There you go.
Yeah, we'll have a stake next month. TCG card shops from you later. We could do that. I just feel like I'll get addicted.
And I'm not trying to get addicted to things right now. I have the gamer gauntlet to beat.
Once I beat that, then I'm free. Until then, I'm trapped.
I'm stuck in this world of trying to beat that game. I'll be honest like now that Evie's not here and she can't hear anything I say.
dude she's so fucking trash at like all those games I'm sorry like I I'm
carrying so hard in that whole tournament it's not even fucking funny I it's
it's just it's hard work at this fucking point you know between fall guys
basically she carries Tetris I'll give her that she's good at Tetris other than
that it's it's basically the Midscape gauntlet of carrying which I'm you
know I'm down for it's part of my job I have to do things once in a while
but it does it is a little bit hurt it hurts the back a little bit muscle like
a nasty rocket league a nasty at fucking halo fall guys not bad at I go into
Espen's Jersey tailgate nope no I am not I traveled too much already like I
have I like to travel once a month and then I'm done traveling and I traveled
once and I'm done I don't want to go back and do stuff like it's once I'm
What are you capital deco-ling it literally Dave is uh Dave's gonna be here chat. What's this?
My space box what the fuck does that even mean?
What do you say so I love miss the miss is the goat?
I'm not listening to 14 hours. We're talking about me. That's fucking annoying like it's sweet and all but Jesus
It's a little bit much of an ego.
No, I like Kade a lot.
You know, I actually like a lot of people in LA.
Surprisingly.
But I also like a lot of people in Texas.
And I've never said this to you guys, but...
What if I moved to Arizona?
Pretty good.
What the fuck is out there?
The people that are oohing in chat.
Yo, hey, thanks for the three months. I appreciate it.
One thing I like about Wukong Chat
that they're paying me to play their game. What do you think? Moves to China? Hmm. Being
in America, you're basically already in China. Here's the problem with me moving anywhere
that's like out of the country even a little bit is I would have to take Chompy. And if
I have to leave my son here, I would cry. I just don't want to leave him. I can't
do it. You have called like the sub. Oh, Soonerary, what's up, bro? Apparently
When I was gone in that light chat all he was doing was sitting at the front door waiting for me
He was just meowing the entire time and I tried to take in my Audi R8 one time like a couple weeks ago to see if he would
Like it and he in the end ran under my pedal in on my R8
While I was pretty much driving but to stop the car and then
Grab him and then he peed on near the R8
He like he peed on a towel that I put down in the R8, but it was such a stupid
I don't know what I was thinking
But Chompy was terrified and wanted to get out.
I didn't put him in a cat carousel, I didn't want him to be scared, I thought I wanted to like ch-
What would you guys rate this game out of ten?
Is it the game of the year?
What about Rude?
Bitches!
Some I ever wanted was a life in my mountain.
Free from you and your so-called merits.
Those high above don't trust me.
I understand and they send you in those knuckleheads to threaten me
To obey and serve once more
They understand that too
But what I don't understand is
It's not just any monkey. Oh my god. It is a monkey of merit a monkey has made brutal ones
It looks good on my screen!
But if I lose, I shall certainly take revenge, and they will level your mountain man less.
No, this is bad.
Oh, fuck you, God.
I'll tragic with that thee, huh?
You are one of the court.
We don't need to resort to violence.
How about you bend the knees, admit the wrongs, and we can put this behind us?
What do you guys think? Give me a sec.
I was not clicking off the game when chat was spamming it was shit.
Clark, that's just not true.
So, I don't think you are correct.
I was not tabbing out. When you were all spamming it's shit. I was not tabbing out.
Like, it's just not true. You were all spamming, and I said, what's wrong?
And then I closed out.
So, you're wrong.
This should not lag as StarForge PC.
This should not lag any PC.
Okay, it's not lagging now, right?
I asked them to have the same problem.
It's got to be something in the area then, right guys?
Maybe it's like the weather?
It only lagged in one spot and then you tabbed that
and it made it worse.
Man, I make everything worse.
Wait, it's doing it now, look at this.
How did Aspen fix the chat?
He went offline.
Really?
Was he sponsored?
We just found it, Blues, Clues.
We just found it, Blues, Clues.
Gameplay.
All right, where'd I go to?
Gameplay?
Graphics.
How about cinematic?
Why don't we just do medium?
Ray tracing's off.
Turn, what, FPS to what?
Frame generation?
Frame rate cap?
Better?
We got this, it's okay.
This is not looking good for the investors though,
that's for sure.
You sold already?
Ah, crap.
Let's see, gameplay.
Where was I, Chap?
You're reminding of what I really am.
Okay, better?
Perfect, right?
Chap, let me ask you a question.
What if we played Ocarina of Time tonight?
Or something old?
What if we had Super Mario Sunshine?
Okay, it should not be lagging, alright?
You want me to change the language or this?
What do you guys want? Japanese?
Windows knuckleheads to threaten me to obey and serve once more
Chinese
But what I don't understand
You he's got us epic face
Wait, there's the ombre on Pokemon come from this dog. Yes, actually. Oh, that's sick. I had a feeling
He's not just any monkey
He's a monkey of merit.
A monkey who's made Buddha once.
None other than me can charge him to a doom.
Monkey!
Look monkey.
I don't make a habit of fighting someone I've bested before.
Here's my offer.
If you lose, I'll take you to the celestial court.
They will stay and level your mountain.
If I lose, I shall certainly take revenge, and they will level the mountain nonetheless.
How tragic would that be, huh?
You are one of the court who don't need to resort to violence.
How about you bend the knees, admit the wrongs, and we can put this behind us.
Give it a sec.
All these years, except for that pig, you're the one who talks the tallest tales.
Good. I am entertained.
Speaking of entertainment, wouldn't it be fun if I pluck your extra eye out for myself
and allow you to keep the other two?
Because I'd hate to let you miss how I'll slaughter each mongrel of the court.
Those below, those above, and that black mutt of yours!
Come at me!
Oh, that spurred each one! Such a gratitude!
Then you would give their everything for immortality.
Immortality?
For that word, all realms and beings have ruined themselves!
It just went black.
The screen is just black.
Dude, I-
Oh my god, I got- I have sponsored by this shit, bro.
Like, I can't have a good day. I just can't.
I just can't. Like, God won't let me have a good day, bro.
I swear, I just can't have a good day.
My first sponsor in months.
I just can't fucking see the just-
We'll put it on low. We'll hopefully-
Let's see if that does it. Oh, wow!
Here we go.
This is where Naruto got Chathamon Jutsu from.
I was in the back square attack!
That's what I was saying, it's a-
Oh, monkey!
Yo, this is something we've kind of rooted in, like-
And so ends the last tale of Sun Wukong.
A hero who treasured his freedom above all else.
Buddhahood, he attained, yes.
But become soon, he found the celestial rules
For the yearn to come back,
And to revel in the simple joys with us.
Little did he know, his choice to forego the life above only fueled their mistrust.
Cap, the graphics aren't bad. Your eyes are just getting worse. You need to go to a doctor immediately.
You need to get your eyes checked.
I stood for countless days on the mountain.
Since my youth, they've said that his remains lie within it, unbegotten, undying, such is
the nature of a stone monkey.
Though his body was broken, his spirit endures.
Into six relics he turned, and separately they escaped, choosing to stay hidden.
sentences of the great I'll tell this guy is just walking and talking these
monkeys are just like
venture through all the lands I cannot yet I want to why don't we make this game
one who is destined one of its recover all his scattered relics and upon the
The return of the relics to Mount Wago, he may yet rise again.
Black myth.
I never knew.
Nice, I beat the game.
This is Game of the Year.
As much as I'm sponsored by this game, I'm not going to say this is Game of the Year
because there is unrooted.
So I'm not going to throw that word out there unless you actually meet it.
When there's games like unrooted out there.
You know what I mean?
Listen Chad, if I lose this one sponsor for saying that, okay I've lost more
money on them rooted so suck my dick
Putes knew I needed a snack.
You rascal!
Dad, fool me!
I'll make sure you regret it!
Mr. Fussins!
Was that not cinema what I just fuckin' did?
Wait, am I forming cinemas when I set 64 for a bitrate?
Why won't the settings show?
Why did my game just stop working?
What is going on?
Mrs. Depressed.
Bro, I'm actually getting so annoyed with you guys saying-
Maw, it's permanent people saying that.
It's- It actually is so annoying.
I'm not depressed.
Like what I'm depressed so like my settings don't work with what the fuck does that even mean?
Let's try medium. Let's go crazy
Much better like a completely new game
Monkey monkey monkey
Your frame rate decreased by 40%
Did it really? Maybe I put it on full full screen
The BIOS is completely update
My boy be getting sponsors
Hmm... Let's see...
If we go here to display and we change it from Borderless...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
We change it from Aspect Brace...
No, no, no, no, no!
We change... Wait, what do I change?
No!
Your forehead shines brighter than the sun!
It shines in the west!
And now it shines in the east!
Well, it's just Borderless and Window, right?
Why the fuck do we have motion blur on?
Chad, this is my new model I made in high school.
I just made it in graphics design class. This is a model I made after years of streaming this gift can't use a fucking computer
We have a wise ass in the chance
How about now? What if I walk really slow in the game?
Charge heavy attacks. Maybe this needs to be a fully cinematic game
All right, is this the lighting
The keeper of black wind mountain have long been waiting for your arrival. No, it's Krillin
spitting image
hide saying
Chadwick it's a ball got that short say bunch of random names that can be
Once it was bustling with worshipers
Before it was ruined by that fire
Then that temple was rebuilt
But what good is it to rebuild a temple if the good will of men has been burned to ashes?
Yo, that's actually deep as fuck chat. You paying attention?
You've forgotten this place, but they haven't forgotten you.
That's a tough one. Good luck to you.
All right, the funniest one in chat was someone said it's Kite. That's pretty good. Wait, is that supposed to be a frog?
Does this look like a frog? Does this look like a frog? Yo, we're in the forest of wolves, chill.
Wait, should I take out my camera and take a picture? It's a V-Sword? I can't increase the graphics, bro.
All right, someone in chat said all your problems will be fixed by turning on frame generation.
If that works, I'll give you GMT!
Ah, dooo ma, dooo ma ma ma roo
The graphics card does not support DLSS Frame Generation, it's said it cannot be enabled.
This is fucking embarrassing, I'm the owner of a company, I don't even have the best gen graphics card.
Brawl is failing two sponsors at once
Brawl is...
How can you guys even tell the difference? It looks perfectly fine!
I would you're a laughing out of jail. You consider getting a star for it. You're 80. I'm an older model
Don't even buy a star for it. See what I care
Going to save her in this game. It's this is that fan made game for emerald and three up votes on a reddit
About a bunch of furries that are defending her for their queen so I have to go to save her more than unrooted from
Shut up! I'm rude, it's one of those hidden gems that people are gonna talk about in like
five to ten years.
It's been a while, but the immobilized spell still works. Like a charm from Mount Wagro.
It won't hurt to teach you. Now, here we go. Give me your hand.
A simple hand gesture can blind the enemy in place.
There you go. Should you come across any miscreants, just point your finger at them and release this spell.
You'll be able to hold them in place while giving yourself a breather.
Sadly, mine is but a harmonic.
Its power will wear off within a few short moments.
Though it's good enough against boneheads like this one.
Anyway, just consider it an ace up your sleeve.
The young ones these days know no hammers.
Fear not, teach them a lesson.
HAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAA!
Chad, is this game easy? Play this game.
You walk- Oh my god, a bug!
Wish, death, pardon me, dog, I don't smite, no more.
Wait, do we play Dragon Ball after this?
Wait, Chad, why isn't Sina playing the new one?
I got pretty close to it. I give it subs and I jump like that one guy at Instagram
It's not that simple
Let me transform you into a golden
Cicada so you may follow the fires ahead and scout this mountain unnoticed
It might be humble, but my shrine is very
I'll give a fuck about being a bug bro, I'm gonna play a game!
Back to cicada form, I completely agree with you bro, here I'll jump as much as I can so I'm in the air, moxie, moxie, this guy has a three ability that's just like Fennados
I'll get the 100 subs in chat if I get this if I don't do it, I'll get the 100 subs if I do it right now, wait what?
I'll get the 100 subs if I can't do it in the next two tries
RRRRRR.
Watch this.
I'm leading myself. The problem is I don't. I think I could actually do this boss.
Spend your smoke to upgrade. Was that not smart to do it and put it in the mobilize.
One thing I could do with this boss is, when I'm fighting him, if he runs into something, I'm pretty sure he gets hurt.
If I still have one more, and then the mobilize's about to come up.
It's just that easy, baby. Oh is that three times I saw people saying 57
Better than Aspen. I mean that's not it. That's like the lowest bench. That's the worst that you ever said to me
Okay, let's get through actually the goat
Fuck is that? Yeah, I don't need items by a swag. Well, I don't even is there
This boozing didn't I grab it? He panties so bad, but I guess there's none in Austin
You missed a boss go back
Boss man a potion somebody to fight so why does LA have the crowd he panties?
It was just like a blunder like why do they have it first? Why does LA get everything?
But it is close to the bikini bottom. I
Wasn't expecting that I could have watched out that guy easy though if I had his heels it was easy clap
It was over that plus one play baby play let it fucking god. That's hot
I sound like tecton playing any gotcha game, but it's true. This looks really fucking hot
Why don't you have you fuck me?
Wait, do we have
Do we not it all right? I'm honestly ready to the first the final boss. I think I can beat it
Bring that belt. Okay.
This game is for babies.
This game has been out for two months now. Why do they sponsor you?
I play really hard to get when it comes to companies.
So I don't play their games when they release, hoping that they sponsor me one day.
And I tried doing it to Eldren Ring for four years, but then I just had to do a marathon.
We forgot.
I had to make some noise, did you?
Now everyone knows you're here!
When the Chinese so grand, because of the forest,
the Alguais will surely be alarmed!
Chat, stay back! I'll handle this!
No one seems to be alarmed.
Chat, if you all behave after this, we'll play Dragon Ball.
Watch this. Ready?
Hi! Oh, you can go later, fine.
That's my maids.
Wait, dude, chat, look how cute Chompy looks right now.
Chat he is the most important thing in my life like I'm not kidding you. I
Love that thing to I there's just something I feel like I'm actually his father nowadays
He makes me so happy just like being around him makes me so happy
Wait, why is the timer going off? Oh, wait, I wonder if Emmy would do the gauntlet today. Probably not I
Wasn't such a bad move yesterday chat. I
You have one of those moments where you just crashed because I crashed like I don't remember when we
It was like one game where I just went, my energy levels went from like an 80 to like
two. And I immediately after stream I went to bed for three hours and then I woke up and
I went back to bed again. I became so exhausted I just had to pass out. I don't know if that's
like because I'm 30 years old and I'm neurodivergent or whatever, but okay let me try the red ties.
I'm neurodivergent. You know what's interesting about playing games like this is you just
realize how many games just copied other games or other stories from like
thousands of years ago. Like when I was a kid I thought everyone was just so fucking
original and unique only to find out that everything is just basically stolen
from the same couple of stories. And I don't know if that's a neurodivergent in
me talking but it's kind of interesting to know. No this game is original. Mr.
Sponsor sir. This game is original. It's unique and it's fun to play. And you
guys should all play Glucon if you haven't already. It's the game of the year.
But what I'm saying is that all their games like unrooted have copied this game very obviously over the fucking damn it dude
I lost the sponsor
This is why I don't talk when I'm doing sponsors because I just
Know that you know what I meant
This game is original because it's like it's the original story like it's like redoing like beginning of like Christmas, right?
It's like
This game is better than unrooted by a little wait, okay, okay, that when you guys start watching
Yesterday
Is is this guy this master Roshi based off this guy
Really
So everything copy black myth mukong dude. I really want a fucking Krabby Patty
I'm not glad you chat. I'm if it was like within eight miles or eight hours. I would just drive there right now
I'm in that kind of mood where if it was if it was close. I would just go and grab it eight hours
I will drive eight hours right now to go get one
Aspen's definitely gonna try that
A great pill, a black wing wide.
It's not impressive, right?
Let's be honest, that's really not that good.
Like, this game is pretty, it's easy, right?
I'm sure most of you guys, like, beat this game in, like, one chance, because it's...
Like, you guys are really good gamers, right?
Let's keep going.
Shall we?
The secret boss is hard.
Chat, are you guys all self-employed?
Or are you not employed at all?
I like old people's butts.
I mean we gotta start somewhere man.
I worked for OTK.
Okay that's a skit so, mods.
That was the best sentence I've ever seen from a skit so though I'm not gonna lie to you.
So satisfying when you get a perfect, that it shows the old lumpy.
No I've never hired Miss Kiff.
I also don't hire people.
Nowadays it's all about firing everybody.
That's the cool thing to do.
What's the point of hiring someone when all I need is a selfie stick and I can go
to every single thing and do whatever I want?
I don't need more people in my life.
It's time to start firing people.
Jeff, you can pick one person to fire right now.
Oh, okay, this little bug.
I mean, it's actually up to the board of directors,
but Jeff is also a CFO, so Jeff, you can pick.
Who do you want to fire right now?
Wait, I was playing this.
Wait, Jeff, it's crazy frog based off this frog.
How many likes do you think OTK Twitter would get
if we'd actually kick Tecton from OTK?
Like, what if the tweet was,
Tecton is removed from OTK and replaced with Kaide.
And it told me she would join OTK.
But there's one caveat, so it's not gonna happen.
She said she'll join OTK if I actually move to LA one day.
But she knows.
Bro, me and her and Will can do a branch out in LA.
And we can have Kachi. It's not even Kachi or Kimchi. I don't even know her fucking name.
Every time I- I don't know. I'm a very, like, um...
I only heard the K and then she got kicked off the show so I didn't really know what the hell was going on.
Her mic wasn't working so I didn't even know her real name.
It's Ketchup. I mean she's playing Ketchup right now, bro.
She's like doing content with Dickenshake.
Wait, is Nick going to start doing what I did for four years?
I mean, he's playing Ketchup right now, bro.
I mean, he's playing Ketchup right now, bro.
I mean, he's playing Ketchup right now, bro.
I mean, he's playing Ketchup right now, bro.
to start doing what I did for four years and start making random women on the
platform is that is that gonna be his new enterprise is Nick is NMP
enterprises gonna start making women and making his own harm like I did wait
is orange at art yo come on you know with me and poke dude are you I would
wait I message I miss this poke you when she was in LA I would totally
mean I mean we're just there what up dog you play the new Dragon Ball Z are
Are you watching me because I'm actually playing a game for once?
Aria, I wanna know your honest opinion, or not honest opinion, be honest.
How long have you been up?
But wait, mods do channel points if it's over and under 20 hours.
I slept for 5 hours.
Do you think she's been up for 20 hours or under?
She just told you, no she just said she only slept for 5 hours.
You know what I mean to do, Aria, have an idea.
We do a stream where you and Esfan both go live at the same time and we see who...
One of you will die. Who am I kidding?
That is a free sub-a-thon basically. Never mind.
I was going to say who could stay up while you were Esfan?
I don't know, chat.
Esfan told me he stayed up for two days straight the other day.
He went from...
He streamed that he did the thing with Dan Clancy.
He stayed up all night, got on a plane, went to LA,
streamed again went to the OTB shoot and then he stayed up all night slept three
hours on a plane and then went to a wedding and then he streamed the next
day I only stay up if it's TFT all right had you ever played unrooted all
yeah what's the longest you stayed up I said I stayed up for two days straight
when I did elder ring and I remember I was I thought I was on shrooms three
Three days I was hallucinating. Yeah
What were you doing?
Legit talking to myself. Well, I was doing that too, but I still do that. What were you like? What were you?
Making a that's all you were doing. Well, and he's got a stepper game up. Yeah, I'm down though like legit
I'm watch this though ready. I'm actually really good at video games. All right. Do you want to join o2k2?
We can't pay you
Because we can't pay ourselves, but we're making a new branch in the LA
Emmy will be your boss and Jeff will get you at least 3k likes on Twitter, and you get I'll get you an asthma ring
I'll stream from there for a day to promote the new office the new office is my room
So I mean I'm down for that. How about this I can
Emmy will do one cosplay stream with you a month and you could take the Krusty Krab stream
I was gonna do with extra money
But that's kind of a big deal. All right deal. Okay done
Wait I know what we can do
We can grow in LA and get a bunch of streamers. We just have to pawn off Emmy to all of their streams. It's simple
Emmy just has to constantly collab with other streamers in LA
It can work and I'll collect my checks
There's a new girl aria that you can possibly out her names like Kim she or something
You step for three days. She's there for like two hours
Is it kimchi or kashi?
I don't know.
No, she stood up for five minutes.
It's Ludwig.
Oh, okay.
You want to hang out with Ludwig?
Sorry, next time in LA we chill.
Like, I actually...
I like a lot of people in the LA area.
I always have.
But my real friends are in Atlanta right now, so...
So I based off this character.
Did I get a frog based off this character?
Can I even collect this thing?
Chat, what's the thing that calms you down the most in life?
Jerking off to you.
I really do believe, I know it's like a Lamal XD and a Meimei in my chat that you say that
you jerk off to me and that there's a group masturbation happening every five minutes,
but I truly do believe that none of you have ever actually and will never actually jerk
off to me because there's just no way.
I don't see it.
Jerk off of all of you.
I'm sponsored.
I just realized I'm sponsored.
Do I 1000% believe that a lot of you guys have had me on in the background and you've
jerked off?
Yes.
I bet you that has happened tens of thousands of times.
Oh, that's good.
You guys don't need the cleanest room, by the way.
You don't need the cleanest room.
Yeah.
Okay, that's fine.
Bye.
Bye, guys.
That's my maids.
Anyway, do I think you guys have jerked off to me before?
Absolutely if I'm in the background.
But do I think that you've jerked off to me exclusively now?
Why would you do that when my sister exists?
Fuck this guy, I'm gonna prove a point in my fucking now!
That feeling when you get a...
My face when?
Yeah, I guess I am kind of like the free version of my sister.
Go back, there's an NPC.
Where?
mods?
Is the quality shift for anyone else?
Yeah, it's sub only quality.
It's a new thing that they're trying on Twitch.
I stopped looking at my messages and my phone basically for the entirety of the first like
two hours in a week.
Alright where's this NPC at?
I just stopped looking at it.
And I'm telling you chat it makes it- you know where I learned that from?
Pokeymane's fucking podcast.
She said it once and I'm like fuck that's actually kinda good.
Oh is it this guy? Just think about it, your brain is waking up right? So like why are you throwing it more shit?
Yo Sid, I think some stuff.
Why is the chat fake in the new video you uploaded? Oh, because there's a bot only.
Wait Poki, are you here?
I'm at RA as I heard you say my name, hey.
Bro, this is your chat. What do you mean they're nice to you? This is your community.
We are the biggest simps.
Welcome back. What's up, Poke? E?
eat?
How you been, dawg?
Uh, didn't you say we were incels three hours ago?
Yes, and just like normal incels, when a girl gives you attention and talks to you,
you instantly change your mind and you like women again.
Yo, Pokey, we're the 67 months!
Well, the second she leaves, we'll talk shit, but right now she's great.
Pokey, how's your podcast?
I saw a clip from it
You're so fucking lucky you got really feature to be a co-host. I was gonna get exorcity to be my co-host
But then he stopped answering me
Fair sights fade
But with ink I did then stay
The road has claimed you
By sneaker was live all right pokey made this isn't your place your heart will guide you
Maybe we've drifted apart a little bit too far
We shall meet again
Ew, sneaker
Hey Pokey, that's a Grand Ambassador of Twitch now, okay?
He's one of us!
Oh my god, I forgot I have the Pokeymade Pocket!
Miz, release our pod episode.
Pokey, you want me to release it?
Okay, I'll do it.
It'll be funny.
But edit out...
Put it...
Wait, what'd she say?
Wait, why don't I give it to you to talk shit about on the podcast with you or Lily?
Yeah, that's a free fucking episode.
You can just completely show me the whole thing.
I mean, I'm kind of down to give it to you.
Easy client.
You should've got foods with a co-host or podcasts with you that had months of content.
Oh, bro, yeah, I know. That would've been so fuckin' nice.
For sure, yeah, I should've definitely done that.
No, I already know who my co-host is gonna be.
It's...
When I do a podcast one day, my co-host is probably gonna be Neon.
Like, I talked to him about it, and I think that he'd be a great co-host.
It'd be a lot of fun.
Me and Neon.
Like, two buddies back together.
Yo, Neon.
Oh my god!
I stew a streaming in cars episode with fucking Jack Dauntrey
But it's sweet. She said squeaks of dope
Yeah, but streets is actually a big co-host pokey. So it's not fun to say I
Only say people that chat like ooze cuz they know it's so stupid that I'll never do it
That's like 90% of my stream is just saying I'll never
It's not you should get Logan Paul's a co-host wait. That's a great idea
Like one really big segment of the podcast of what let's say
I forgot what Tommy ate it to eat it, but it was pretty bad.
This humble one's name is Gwonga.
No, it was flying, but he...
Reminds me of my time, and by your hands, please pass this message to my master.
Searching for deity, mortal, immortal.
Oh, the Gaza Conflict!
Craving immortality.
That's not fine, but the Gaza Conflict, you gotta be sure they're holding up Prime.
Conspire!
Oh, wait, I'm actually like...
Also, wait, Poki, what do you think of me right now?
Like, do I look better or worse than you saw me last time?
Oh, there goes my sponsor.
Yeah, that's insane she stayed that long.
Wait, she's back!
Sorry, I was AFK, what's up?
Wait, Pokey, what do you think of my room?
I like your battlegrounds.
Sorry, when I see BG, oh, background.
Like, your camera and BG look so good.
Do you think I look good here though?
Like, I don't know if, like, I...
I feel like I got fat.
Wait, if I wasn't in it.
But I'm doing a sponsor. I should be reading just random chat messages like that.
I should be focused.
All right, chat, that is the end of Wukong. Go get it yourself. You already know it's
Wukong. Okay, I count this. It's a great game. It's really fun to watch. I'm really fun as
a human being. W Wukong WB. All right, do we play the new Dragon Ball game? This game
is so exciting. I just bought the game on Steam available on Xbox and PlayStation as
well. And I'm so hyped to play it. Thanks for your recommendation. Let's get Wukong
the black with gamers
yeah i don't know what you said but like totally
dragon ball
sparking zero
okay if you're leaving which i'm sure you are to the beginning board with me
already
uh...
i would love to do content with you or hang out with you or do anything i'm
desperate i have no friends
i do i get the uh... by dragon ball sparking zero deluxe edition or the
zeroed all my god
which one do i get
best gamer on otk by far
uh... you look the same the lady makes you look fine okay but you like you've
saying like that is just makes me feel like shit um...
the ultimate addition
bro your rich just get the big one
alright fine just to show you guys like i do only care about content and i'm
not sponsored by this game like
that is my credit card
okay thank god
let's get the shit
Why the fuck am I buying Puyo Puyo Tetris 2?
You get the fuck out of my list.
Remove.
$109.
That deserves like five subs, at least from someone
in chat, right?
All right, you're up.
Give me your credit card.
3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 6, 5, 3, 3, 2, I love you.
You owe 100 subs?
I actually do.
All right, I'll get the 100 subs.
Here.
Ready?
That is the rule for the bounty system.
It's whenever I do a bounty, I usually give
subs afterwards.
There you go.
There it is.
Not sure why there's no sub thing that popped up but there's 100 subs for you.
My people.
Cause I'm a man of the people.
Okay?
You're welcome.
I'm always there.
No, I'm not giving another 100 you piece of shit.
Do do do do do do.
Bokeo, you getting the Krabby Patty?
Got installing it.
I kinda wanna go get the Krabby Patty right now.
She left.
I know.
But they always come back.
I think.
The subs are getting indefinitely gifted individually on your alerts on the bottom right.
Oh, that's fine. Whatever.
Yeah, probably, it's the 45 months I've free-shaded.
Extra Emily's going with her.
Going to Morrow.
Oh, but I don't like Extra Emily, bro!
Like, she's stealing all my content, man!
I'm gonna call her.
Yeah, isn't it crazy to think there was a time where we were, like, entertained by, like...
I don't even fucking know, like, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, but I had enough phone.
But now, like, Wukong games come out and we're just like, yo...
What the fuck am I even saying? That makes no sense.
Alright, where the hell is this phone?
You know what's interesting? I think I did- Oh, it's right here.
You love extra Emily so much you're wearing her shorts.
Do you remi- Yeah, yeah, I've got to buy them for you.
Hello?
Extra Emily, I'm on stream.
Hi.
Emily, you're going to get the Krabby Patty burger tomorrow?
Emily?
What?
Let's go.
I've wanted to I Emily I remember when I was a young kid
I was five years old. There was a jackals game, which is a baseball team. That's shitty as fucking New Jersey
I went there and it was pouring rain during rain was dripping down on my face
But I knew that tonight was the night when they were gonna release the Krabby Patty secret formula
It was all over everywhere and I was waiting at that game to go home
The great start of the poor and we got home early and I was able to catch the episode
So I waited and watched the entire thing.
It was the one where they basically say how they make the Krabby Patty.
And then they said the Krabby Patty secret formula is, and all of a sudden my internet
and my house turned off, all the lights.
At the same exact time that the episode said, and the secret formula is, blank.
And I thought back then that they said it and I just missed it because I like everything
went off because it was raining but I found out that it was just never said so
yeah I want to go to Wendy's with you you're going at 10 a.m. to get the
Krabby Patty secret formula we should wake up at 8 honestly I'm fucking down we
should tend out at a Wendy's do you think it's gonna be that crazy they're
saying that we sold out by 9 a.m. fuck that's good watch we're gonna go there
no one's there no one cared about this I know except us well that's fine because
the LA people they have a two hour wait two hours later hmm I'm down for whatever
you want to do if you want us to go in the morning I'm down to go this is like
the one occasion we'll all wake up like I I don't even wake up for Nick's dreams
but I will wake up for this yes this is a momentous occasion yes this is a
momentous equation and you gotta solve it squared wait the only thing I'm gonna
ask is you might have to come wake me up actually no I'll come to you hmm
chat I'm not a SpongeBob fanboy I'm a SpongeBob fanatic I watch SpongeBob for
three no what 15 years of my life I've watched SpongeBob season 1 to 4 I
watched the same 40 episodes and I still love them today okay yes SpongeBob is
the greatest episode fuck for the greatest show of all time and do I
love SpongeBob yeah I fucking do am I 30 years old and I want to go get a
a Krabby Patty? Yes, I'm going to go do it. And extra Emily, you're driving me there
in your shitty ass fucking Tesla. Actually, let's take the R8. It's fucking shitty.
And I'm not enjoying a Krabby Patty that I've been waiting for 15 years to go 20 years
for in a shitty fucking Tesla. I'm doing it in my Audi R8.
But we'll be there at least three hours before that.
So you want to camp out for three hours? Just to make 32, just in it. We get
it first and that's not sold out. True. I also want it to be nice and fresh.
I don't want to get a Krabby Patty.
That's like, how long is this thing going on for?
Oh, it's quick.
I have no idea, but all that matters is that we get it first.
It's rare.
OK, we got to fucking go.
It is.
Let's do it.
I'm down.
Who else do we get?
Is it just you and me?
How about I ask around to see who will wake up early?
Who do we know that wakes up early every day?
Batman?
So I just like staying out of the fun with you.
I have a-
That's nice.
Yeah.
How do you know I'm gaming?
Peruse Twitch?
Do you just say peruse or perude?
If you get five subs right now, I'll put any image you want on screen.
I don't care.
I know.
Don't fuck yourself Emily, honestly, like, you just, you only care about your own fucking
stream nowadays.
You do not care about me.
What?
What?
Wow.
You should have said put Maria on, it'd have been funny.
I should have.
It's okay.
funny when you said that where'd you get that idea from when you said that on
erupting I think it's because the one name is for me to say that hmm it is all
right well ten o'clock in the morning I'm down should I put on my SpongeBob
should we get SpongeBob gear before Emily that's gonna be like five in the
morning how about like like what would a kid what would we wear if we were like
Because this is obviously like what would be where 15 years ago to go if we were going to get a Krabby Patty
No, I probably go in my underwear
Go now
Emily would not want to do anything right now. I
Can't I just took a shower. I'm naked
So you're ready for the Krabby Patty
Well, you should probably
Shower again because you're pretty dirty
And then I would call me at call me when you won't call me when you need I'm down to do whatever you want to go
Yeah
Okay, we'll go get a crabby Patty. I'm down. There's only one more request. I have
My one request is if we get a crabby Patty
We have to bring one back for Russell
Russell's like bubble bass
Pickle he kind of looks like bubble baths when you think about it
You really does the shape, you know
Yeah, his shape for sure and also the his ego and the way he talks and you're kind of like SpongeBob
He treats you like shit
Wait, who am I in SpongeBob?
Can I be the pineapple?
But I saw about pineapple and he said
Wait, why they used to be like the word member way to bring that up
I'm totally Mr. Klapp.
No, you know what I actually think I am?
What was his name?
He was really fucking cool.
He was like the really popular guy that everyone loved.
And was really cool.
And he had fans that were obsessed with him.
No, not Pearl, you fucking dumbasses.
Not Squillian Fancy Son.
I'm thinking, no, not Larry the Lobster.
It was Kevin the CQ cover.
Do I give off Kevin the C Cumber vibes?
Because you're back at me, yeah.
You know Emily, I missed the Emily that just sat there
and said fucking yump and yuppers and fucking bullshit.
What happened?
Where's this ego and my back me came into play.
Oh, well that's just what came to mind.
Did you hear my clip where I said I'm actually so proud of you?
Oh, when I took a picture?
Yes.
Yeah.
You always gotta put up the show has to go on Emily.
You know that.
Of course, you gotta, I mean the fans,
You know I got these pictures at the van.
It made you look really fucking good.
It made you look-
I didn't mind at all to like take the photo, I didn't care.
And that, you see that's exactly what you're supposed to say now.
You're getting really good at this.
Thanks, man.
Someone in chat said calling extra Emily.
This content is awesome.
Yeah, it is.
Holy shit, this guy's calling extra.
What else is everyone else doing on stream
that's like so amazing?
Let me go check.
Like, I can't call my friends on stream.
Like, let's go see what everyone else is doing.
Kite is playing until dawn.
Doesn't she play that every day when she plays Valorant?
Like, uh, can it because she's up until dawn?
Wait, she's literally ending right now, fucking bitch.
Iron Mask, let's see what the girl with the 300,000 subs is doing.
She's sleeping on stream.
Let's see what E-Rom's doing.
She's, he's, he's just doing shit. He's literally copying Nick.
What?
He's playing Microsoft Flight Simulator.
Favorite or something?
I know what his favorite is and it's definitely not a game.
Look, look, look, like let's, like, Mari, like, grinding all forth, like, what are you doing?
He changes this.
Like, okay, this is like, this is cool, this is not a bad game.
You wanted to do this in the first place!
Wait, what'd you say, Emily?
You know what's crazy is, getting the Krabby Patty burger.
What am I doing?
Wait, let's go again with Krabby Patty tomorrow. You and me.
At least.
I'm down.
Okay, damn. But can you get me a- are you busy tonight?
Can you get me a...
Dude, Mr. Arthur's stealing my entire identity!
I did this exact same stream! That was a litany, that's Fandy, and that's Chompy! He's stealing my whole act!
Yup, 15k viewers, slow chat. This is literally mine! Hey, give me back my fucking streaming identity!
This is bullshit!
What the hell is this crap?
Wait, Kachi's there? Is her name Kachi or Kimchi?
The second one?
The second one?
Yeah.
Is she cool? Like, I don't understand.
I talked to her, but she seems cool.
I think what we need to do is, I think we need to have a woman draft.
Where we need to all separate and show which, who gets what girl, because this is getting a little ridiculous.
Okay, so Nick and Arturo can stuff.
Yeah, so we can stop, like we need to divide the women up properly so everyone can have their own girls.
So, uh, like, who would Nick draft first?
Patsy.
No, I think that's probably Arthur.
I would say Nick would-
No, Arthur would draft St. St.
Oh, wait, true.
I think Nick would probably draft Stina first, if I'm gonna be honest with you.
And who would I draft first? I would probably say
I don't know who would I want who's like my
Maybe we should just get to drive. Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby. I mean you're like
Casey Tron
Much of a woman there actually too much of a woman there
Oh, hails be probably sorry. Oh invader V
You're like a good place. You're like a
Eight? Okay, well that's fine. Inviter's pretty great.
No bitch, you know you're my ride or die hello?
You've been over this.
I'm not a bitch.
You are, like we are actually like, you are my bitch.
Bitch, thank you bitch.
Like I'm actually so much of your bitch that I'm going to wake up at nine in the morning to go get some damn burgers.
Yes, and we have to dress up as SpongeBob.
Are you gonna get, would you get that for tomorrow's stream?
Well I don't want to just do it on stream.
Yeah, but Emily, that's like, that's like...
Hmm.
Why is she trying to take over N and P?
I don't know what she's doing right now.
It's just kind of annoying.
What's wrong with you?
Why don't we go to LA right now?
Take a flight.
Nothing.
Don't forget about it.
Never mind.
Maybe next month.
Well...
Definitely next month.
Yeah.
I don't know why I said that.
Like, I don't have any plans, but I just...
Yeah!
It's...
Then that's not really interesting like what's miss got planned. I chat I literally I'm
Yeah, like I don't have any plans
I don't get invited to things until the last minute when someone probably doesn't show up
So like that's usually like I got invited to the OTV shoot because they tried asmon soda Nick and then I got invited
But Emily I did great. I did tell them how hard I actually went in that shit
Yeah
Chat miss has like the star of the video
He's the star of the video for the first like 15 minutes how funny it will be though Emily if I literally get like half a minute in and I'm out
And it's all about like you and any
And like I stand at the end for like two seconds like saying goodbye
But they only focus on the OTB people and like not us at all
We did we did or you did oh and there's a good piece of content. We can't say what's gonna happen though
what what what the winner one member yes that's huge that's huge yo hi Olivia okay
so tomorrow you want to just order it tonight or something you really want to
wake up tomorrow I mean unless you're down to wake up tomorrow yeah maybe I'll
look for it tonight yeah I would I would let's get stuff tonight we go
tomorrow we get food we hang out it's a good time we get order it and oh my
Oh god, Emily, I have an idea. We order a hundred of them and we make no one in the line get it.
Oh my god, we sell them out?
Yeah, we buy all the- oh my god, we should buy all the Krabby Patties and let no one have them and become the big-
and we sell them somewhere else for a premium.
We sell them in a buck you want?
Yes! Yes, bitch!
Sell them for cheaper or something?
If we're gonna do that? Oh my god, Emily, we need two plankman outfits.
We show up and we steal the Krabby Patties!
And then we go in the parking lot and we sell them as pretty patties about 140 color colors
Oh my god, we should start pretty patties right outside this place and call it and that'd be actually so fucking good
Yeah, we definitely know you cannot make a table
Yeah, but you can make a splatle have you ever done that?
What's a splatal?
It's when someone's wrestling you
and then they basically like twist your arms
and like twist your legs and spread it out so far
that you start screaming and you have to say uncle.
Okay, so we should do that in front of the pretty patties?
Yeah, we should definitely do that
in front of the pretty patties.
Okay, sounds.
Ooh, Olivia Goddess just called you out
and said we've seen her table skills LOL.
Are you serious?
She's the number one unrooted streamer of all time.
That's cool.
Yep, she's big time.
She's a girl I met, how did I meet her, I forget.
Oh, I saw her playing WoW, so she's like basically blind,
where she used to get really close to the monitor
and play WoW, so I was watching her play WoW,
I was like, damn, that's crazy.
And then we became friends.
Aw.
And now she makes drawings of me.
No, she's cool.
That's nice.
She says, and I'm crazy, she's a crazy blind person.
Yeah, she's trying to get sponsors, and it's working.
Yes. Keep chatting. Chatting is good.
Keep chatting. Chatting, chatting, and good.
No.
Alright, well, we'll do, um, just call me whenever you want.
I don't know.
I'm down to go tomorrow, though. I'll get a pretty patty with him.
Or a patty patty.
I'll get the Wabby Patties.
We can do, like, a Tate test of...
What the fuck am I even saying?
Tate test.
We'll do a Tate test or something in the parking lot.
Dude, you know who's gonna do this? Probably Gryll.
Maybe we should get one for Azmin.
You think he would eat it?
I don't think he's gonna go tomorrow to get it.
I do. Let me see.
We just pull up on his house and give him a Krabby Patty.
Yo, want me to get you a Krabby Patty tomorrow?
I can just...
Alright, I just turned into an S-Fan stream.
So, I told him I'll go get...
Because we can't stream through his house.
So I'll just bring it to him either off stream or I can get like Sack to bring it to him.
Okay.
Which would be good.
I do want to see his reaction to the Krabby Patty.
batting. Emily, I've never heard you like say anything negative in your entire life
except for when you're off stream you get really negative and like you just
completely change and can it was right. Honestly, I should do a secret stream with
you one day where we hang out and you don't know I'm live just so that they
can see who you really are. But yeah you'd be done I wouldn't tell you.
Like what if like one day I film you and you don't realize it and I'm
I'm just, oh my god, the drama that would be set up,
it would be crazy.
Oh my god, yeah, we always spill the tea bit.
Oh my god, we always do.
Well, that would be insane.
We can hang out and the check into the real you.
This is honestly, Chad, this is how I'm
waiting the entire time off stream.
It's just this.
Ready?
We're hanging out, like we're at a restaurant,
and she's like this.
Oh, that's nice!
Yes!
Are you ready to go?
You wanna leave?
That's you.
And you know it
No, no, no, I already know what you check you check your offline chat
Yeah, I was reading my offline chat. Yeah, you talk to them
You should do a phone challenge with Emily how many days without a phone. Oh, I'd win
First to use their phone
How about we do a thing oh first to not read twitch chat stream or what?
Yeah, I failed so fast.
No, you would fail. I already know what chat's saying all the time.
Ready? I'll do it right now.
Okay, ready?
They're saying try hard.
I know my stuff.
Did chat say that before you said try hard?
Nope. We've rehearsed this many times.
I've rehearsed the idea of what I'm going to...
If I had to not look at chat what they would say,
it would just be try hard.
We've literally done this exact bit, probably like 200 times.
Wrong page of times.
Mean I'm I'm kind of down like listen Emily. I'm down with your stupid shit with you once in a while
You just know me like I'm really busy. I own multiple companies a gym like I have a cat
No one right now bunkies currently
Yeah, bitch. You didn't watch my new YouTube video. I lost bunkie
No, I chat while staring I would destroy her
Yeah, damn it
in like a tentacle, like a shed for 24 hours or something.
We said that?
Yeah.
You just want to-
Go fat, huh?
You want to just stay in a shed with me for 24 hours?
No, we're in separate sheds and like we don't have a bath or anything.
Isn't it funny that like people like Hasan and Azmi can just react to the news and
shit and people like sit in a shed by ourselves shitting on ourselves for 24 hours?
Just for like chat to say good stream.
We have to do so much and then it doesn't go anywhere like we don't post it, it
just stays on Twitch but like as we just goes live reacts to like the news and
we get the shit on ourselves for 24 hours we picked such a hard job we
should have we fucked up we should have went the easy route well you should have
you you I don't do anything anymore bitch neither can I have to get an
asthma rate and every had to cover my stream for two hours that's the only
way I could play a game is I have to suffocate them with good content
first and it's like all right like come back what the fuck just happened to my
computer I recommended firmware update I'm good anyway let's go get the things
tomorrow I'm down just I'll wake up early you're driving because I'm not
getting it my time in my area right just do we want to roll up in an Audi
array I mean we could do we roll up in that area chat true what I would you know
how I was gonna say how we roll up in the end of boatmobile what looks like the
boatmobile I feel like E-Rob's car he made the other day probably looks like a
boat will be over. Yeah, that would be perfect. Buy an actual boat. Okay. What if we rent a
boat with a truck on it and we sit in the boat when we get the Krabby Patties? Wait, I might
be able to pull that off because I'm pretty sure Rob is a boat and he also has a truck.
And you just tie the boat to the truck. Yes, and then we sit in the boat and then
and we eat the Krabby Kratty's in the boat.
Genius, genius!
Hmm.
Wait, oh my God, Emily!
What were we not thinking?
We roll up to the drive-thru in the invisible boatmobile!
What were we thinking?
And then when people are like, what are you doing?
We say we're sitting in the invisible boatmobile.
Wait, let's do that.
Let's show up in the invisible boatmobile.
Wait, honestly, Emily,
Can you see if you can find Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy outfits for us to wear tomorrow?
Okay, but I want to be Mermaid Man.
You want to be Mermaid Man?
Yeah, I want to be Barnacle Boy.
How do you give off Mermaid Man vibes?
I give off Mermaid Man vibes.
I, like, old, can't talk properly, like, retired.
Barnacle Boy is like, and it's like prime.
Boy, he's like a big nerd.
No, he's not.
He's the logical one in the group.
All I do is I sit there and I'm fat and I scream evil.
It's basically my rumble stream.
I don't have much.
OK, you want to be Mermaid Man?
Hey, let's ask Chat.
Chat, who gets to be Mermaid Man and who gets to be
Brunnerful Boy in this?
Guess I do fit Brunnerful Boy.
Yeah, they're saying you're Brunnerful Boy.
Fine.
And we can have Asmony be the dirty bubble.
I don't know.
But we should get those two off.
Now you're making me sad.
Wait, Olivia says you give off Barnacle Boy vibes, by the way.
Okay, so that means I'm definitely Barnacle Boy vibes.
Yes, you're definitely born.
Okay, let's do that then.
I'm 30, no, I'm not 30 Dan and Pinhead.
Barnacle Boy, Mermaid Man,
we go in the Invisible Boatmobile,
we're sitting in line the entire time,
and then we eat.
Cinema.
E-lish.
Easy streams, easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
do that and that's what we call it today. Sounds good to me. Alright fine it's been uh
I just call me later or do whatever. Okay bye miss. Bye miss. Alright. You're 100%
SpongeBob, same sugar high energy. I don't think I'm SpongeBob whatsoever at this point
bro. I'm a mixture of I'm like a hybrid of Patrick and Squidward. We're like half
the time I'm in a great mood and half the time I'm fucking angry and depressed.
already know no way oh my fucking god oh my god dude that looks fake it looks
like two fucking hot dogs it looks literally fake
Please bring chat over here
Yeah, dude, this is insane
His bald spots terrible. He needs a hair transplant. You know, it's funny chat
I've had a lot of people message me about getting a hair transplant since the hair transplant saga
Like I've had a lot. I've actually had a lot
most streamers from what I understand want to get I mean it's understandable I
think hair transplants should be like a normal thing they should be normalized
people who shed on hair transplants and people getting hair transplants it's like
dude come on like it's really not that bad nowadays it's pretty people clap as
the kids would say if you get one before as man you're balder than he is if
you do that's definitely a puzzle that I'm gonna have to figure out later I
have no idea what the fuck you just said but I will understand and try to
decide for it as off-stream.
All right, so here's what we got today, chat.
Do we have friends?
Yes or no?
I'm the guy whose photo you looked at with Julia.
I think yours is chalked pal.
Mine was growing in slightly at this point.
But I really don't like that you just said that.
You think my hair transplant's fucked?
Because you actually got a hair transplant.
I remember you.
Lift your hair.
I mean like you can see the little hairs, can't you?
Like you see them for sure, right?
Right there.
How long has it been?
Dude, chat, when did I get the hair transplant
three months ago?
It was three months ago.
June 20th, how does someone remember that?
It was a little over three months ago.
I do take my finesse, right?
It's right here.
Look, I'll take it right now to prove it.
I take half a pill every two days.
It's chewable.
It may be okay then because mine was three years ago
It's hard to remember exact times about milligram. Are you taking a fin? I take
Minoxidil three milligram biotin 2.5 penestride 1.1 milligram
vitamin b5 10 milligram
Is that good? Wait, what did Finn say?
Oh, that's why he said i'm an idiot. Why do you care so much about your hair?
Listen, I wouldn't care nearly as much about my hair if I wasn't in this industry
But I do care about my hair because I'm in this industry
As much as I don't think you you don't understand something you're twitch viewers you like and find it funny if I look uglier
But like there's people on YouTube and other places where if I look like shit
It I think just don't watch and I it's very well known that if you look like shit, they don't watch
Like an example remember when I shaved my eyebrows and I'm and fake head
No, because guess what? I looked like shit. So you a lot of my viewers stopped watching me. They literally left the stream
Asmin does not look bad. I feel like and that's not just because he rated me today
I don't think as many as a bad-looking guy nor do I think as me even looks bad
Because the thing is you don't see the back of his head where it looks like shit
You should take one milligram every day
Wait really I my doctor says should take one every other day for this
They said it's not needed. They said to keep your hair. It's like because the thing is people who take a lot of finasteride or minoxidil
They're usually trying to grow a lot of their hair back.
When for me, I'm trying to keep my hair and that's it.
My doctor said once every other day,
half a pill is all I need.
He says you don't need to do a crazy amount,
like what other people do.
So am I gonna listen to some guy
that followed me two months ago
or am I gonna listen to my doctor?
I'm probably the guy who listened
to follow me two months ago.
Does it make you feel better?
The only scaring problem that I have with,
I take 1.0 milligram every day
Wait, you do oh wait you're the wait. Can you wait your hair transplant again that you got listen to your mods?
Because here's the thing like for my minoxidil pills
I
Don't know
They kind of taste good too
My only fear with it obviously is that I would stop getting erections because you know me
I have huge fucking erectile boners that go off the fucking wazoo, right?
But that's that's like pretty much what I'm known for is I just have huge fucking throbbing cock moments
but um, I
was scared that I would start having erectile dysfunction and
I don't know if me thinking about the fact that I would have erectile dysfunction gave me erectile dysfunction
But I don't have erectile dysfunction
So are we talking about pills? Damn. You're old bro. Your name is iron Forge Jim
Okay, you probably are 30 years old and you put your name as my fucking Jim
I'm like, what do you want me to say?
That's like someone who like shits on Andrew Tate all day, has a picture of Andrew Tate,
like you're just a fucking retard.
Pretty uncommon to get ED from Finn.
No, I don't think I have it.
Check the group chat.
Is this you, Maggo?
Oh my god, you had a serious one.
Should I do like raiding my chat's hair transplants or something?
No, that's the guy?
Oh.
Holy shit, dude.
That was insane
Wow, your hair was so bad like see you need that shit though because your hair was actually this is a real serious hair transplant
This is what asthma would have to get
Wow, you completely fix your shit. Mago. This is really nice job
Edius wait is a rectal dysfunction common with ADHD. I can't concentrate to get a boner
My life is so fucking stupid man. But God is it funny?
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Let me call extra Emily and see if that's true.
Lower scores on the international index of erect, what the fuck are these Olympics for sex?
Higher rates of sexually transmitted infections. What? Is it because I forgot that she's a hoe?
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Oh, and they just list like the obvious shit like go to work out go meditate talk to somebody like dude shut the fuck up
Let me see if this is real is erectile dysfunction com with a hd people read it
There's lorion 20 male honestly this guy's were 20 male
Honestly, this could be it when going from four plate of sex. I go soft hella fast
Specifically what I'm trying to out of a out of condom on it starts going soft
I guess I was thinking it was the condom was too tight or I might be allergic somehow
But this would make more sense. To be honest it's become such a hassle
I just use my fingers and or eat them out until they've had their fun
And then I'll get all worried about me afterwards. That's literally me. Yes. I do that. That's why finger kip was a thing
Dude having ADHD is fucking shit. I hate having ADHD
It's so fucking annoying
Yeah, I'll submit it a really good mood lately. Yo, slow down. They've been fighting the subs. I appreciate it
Let's play Dragon Ball.
Well, SpongeBob, what did we learn today?
Please tell me this doesn't lack my computer.
You guys leaving because you don't want to spoil it?
It's a play!
I'm gonna get the mouse!
Oh, let's fucking go!
You won't win!
I'm flailing!
Oh my god, I can go crazy high!
Holy shit!
That's your best, Kakarot!
Fuck, that's insane!
Is that LT?
Yeah, but get serious!
Short dash went far.
Is that not a short dash?
Activate the full power smash by holding it.
I'm from the Asmigold Rage. Does this game have a white male protagonist?
Yes it does. Do not worry.
Absolutely.
There he is.
Do sains count?
Yeah, sains are the same as white people.
Here, mods, put in the title drop so it confuses people.
Honestly, there's still Asmigolds in tile title that you put today.
Can you explain the lore?
Yes.
So Goku is
He's a saying that came from a planet. That's very far
they all died besides basically him and like a few others and
he is a god and
He got really strong and powerful and now he is the strongest person ever and this is him and that's a son
And he married a while a normal human
Thank Tachi
Let's go
Chi Chi
Summoned Shenron, I WON!
Seven Brogdon
How long do you outfit?
Episode Battle?
Take a peek, shall we work here?
Let's do this, boys!
A warrior who is constantly in search of a new, stronger opponent, taking down enemy
after enemy with his unmatched strength and indomitable fighting spirit.
After thwarting Piccolo's ambition of world domination, Goku returns to living a peaceful
life.
But one day, a new arrival challenges all that.
Raditz, a claiming to be Goku's older brother, arrives on Earth.
Revealing that Goku is a Saiyan sent to rid the planet of humanity.
He then proceeds to ask Goku to join him in that plan.
However...
Okay, let's do this thing!
Find out next, Dragon Ball Z-Con.
You should join us, Kakarot.
Think of the battles you'll have.
Isn't your Saiyan blood boiling with excitement from the thought?
If you think I'd ever join you, then you're dumber than you look!
Cap, this is the beginning beginning of Dragon Ball, by the way.
Wait, the guy who did the original dare rating passed away exactly today?
What are the odds of that?
He actually passed away the today.
This one's for him.
I can't help but wonder, that child behind you, is that your son?
He's not!
Yes, that boy indeed has sand blood.
You would have dared!
You strike hiding from me, I can see his tail from here!
So what if he does?
You know perhaps you need a little time to decide.
I'll just follow your son for a while so you can think over by offer.
Take one step closer to Gohan and I'll knock you out!
Hack off!
I'm gonna charge up!
Yeah
Holy shit you can go so far as good. This is insane. Oh, we're fucking charging boys. Oh
Shit
Did I win if you want your little brat return safely Kakarot prove your say in spirit
Eliminate 100 earthlings and pile them here before I return in one day
I'll call Mr. Beast and let me be very clear about this
If I come back and I don't see a hundred corpses, I kill the kid.
Chad, if you had a child and you had to get a hundred people to die to save your kid, would you do it?
I would probably ask him if I could kill a hundred people and kill the kid.
I don't have to deal with that.
Goku is no match for Raditz overwhelming strength, and Raditz successfully kidnapped Gohan.
However, he is then treated to an unexpected reunion.
Piccolo? No way.
What are you doing here?
Yo.
I was pursuing him. As much as I'd like to kill the rich myself, the sad truth is I have a better shot at that if you were along for the ride.
Hold on. You mean team up with me? Why in the world would you ever do that?
Don't get the wrong idea. This would just be a temporary alliance.
Jack, to give you guys some more, Piccolo and Goku were not friends.
They were never friends. They were always biggest competitors.
It's like Microsoft and Apple.
Once that purpose has been served, I'll keep my promise to crush you.
Then I can get back to my plans of war of domination.
Work? Do we work with Piccolo?
Bulma, I need to borrow the Dragon Radar for a bit.
Oh, of course.
Think you can keep up with my flying nimbus?
You gotta be kidding.
I'm gonna cut above the rest of your puny humans when it comes to flying.
That was a very interesting transition, but I'm not in with it.
Raditz locks up kidnapped Gohan inside a space pod.
Goku aims to land a surprise attack, but Raditz detects him using his scourge.
Now, Goku must face Raditz head on.
I thought you'd at least be smarter than this.
But you have no idea how out of your league you are.
Let's skip the pleasantries. We're here to take you down, simple as that.
I'm sorry, brother. I was thinking about my offer and I've changed my mind.
You'd probably just slow the rest of us down.
And for betraying the Saiyan race, you will die!
Oh, shits.
Since you're going to be eradicated anyway, let me share a little something with you.
The two saiyans I mentioned earlier, they're even more powerful than me.
You could trade yourself for a lifetime, it never even come close to that level.
But since you were too stupid to heed my warning, you're not going to survive another
day anyhow.
If you've got a new special attack, kidnap your sleeve, now's the time to use it, Goku.
Heh.
Sorry.
Nope.
Heh.
Lazy fool.
Meanwhile, I've been training nonstop to...
Oh, fuck!
...for a killer kill technique.
For real?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Only problem is it takes some time to charge up before I can use it.
Holy shit, I'm just lying.
...you can't fight him alone until then, if you can handle it.
Gotcha.
I'll take care of him, yeah.
Holy shit, he shrugs up too.
Mild, is that what you were going to say, Kakarot?
Don't worry, brother.
You'll see your son again in the next world!
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Special beam, Ka-
It's called the Dragon Balls.
Gather all seven,
and together they have the power to grant any wish,
even if it's bringing someone dead back to life.
I thank you for the information.
everything that has happened here today has been transmitted.
Pickle, whoa!
Comrades, deep in outer space.
That's the ultimate leap.
There's never been a bigger leap
than what Pickle just did.
Come to avenge me.
You're right here.
Hello.
Two of them? Even stronger than him?
How sweet does that victory taste now?
They're going to wipe you all out.
They'll soon have you writhing in agony like the worms you are.
Goku perishes in the battle with Raditz.
Kami arranges for him to train on King Kai's planets.
And just as Raditz said, within a year, the two saints come to Earth.
Finally having completed his training on King Kai's planets,
Goku is provided by the Dragon Balls and returns once more to the battlefield.
Unable to escape, Yamcha dies in the explosion induced by the self-destructing weapon the
Saiyans have made.
One by one, the other warriors also fell at the hands of the terrifying and powerful Saiyans.
Just what all hope seems to be lost, Goku arrives on the scene.
How's it feel seeing your little friend's corpses scattered all over?
There was another one, but there's probably not a scrap of him left.
Piccolo's gone.
Charge sevens.
It's what Piccolo would have wanted.
It's a small fry.
Go right ahead.
That stupid look on your face just makes me want to kill you faster.
Sheep will pay.
Sheep...
Oh shit, here we go.
Vegeta! What does this guy say about his power level?
It's over 9000!
What? That is a piece of junk!
It's gotta be a mistake!
Doesn't matter!
A little punk like you can't do anything
against the mighty Nappa!
Skoku, show that musclehead who's boss!
No, he's right.
You saw what that other Zane can do.
If we stick around, we'll only be getting in your dad's way!
Sorry, Gohan.
This guy's stronger than I thought he'd be.
We've lost enough. I can't lose you two either!
There goes the asthma viewers.
Vegeta becomes enraged as he watches Nappa being beaten to a pulp by Goku.
Unable to control his wrath, he murders his own comrade.
Sensing the immense danger looming, Goku tells Gohan and Krillin to return to Kami's house immediately.
Then, as Krillin requested, he moves the battle to another location.
Let's finish this someplace else!
Fine by me.
Makes no difference.
Goku selects a location devoid of a human or animal life to challenge Vegeta to a one-on-one
battle.
Okay, this spot should do.
From what I can tell, there's no people or animals nearby.
Interesting.
Of all the places on your planet, you chose this as your grave site.
You should feel lucky, not every low class warrior gets the chance to spar with a super
elite like myself.
Not long after Saiyans are born, their skills as a soldier are tested.
The scum who scores a rank the lowest are sent to the outer worlds, where the opponents
are weak.
Much like you were Kakarot.
In other words, you were cast out like a dog.
Yes, and as a result I was lucky enough to come here to Earth.
I'm grateful for that.
Even a lower class outcast can surpass an elite
if he puts his mind to it.
Ha ha ha ha!
It's a nice attempt to the joke.
Now let me show you a wall that you will never have
the ability to scale through effort alone!
Holy shit!
These items are a true warrior race!
Don't underestimate us!
Holy fuck!
This whole planetarist gun!
falls to Vegeta's attacks. With all remaining warriors on earth also defeated, the planet
comes under Vegeta's tyrannical control. Or does it? Holy shit! Dude, this map goes so
far down! Use Kyle Ken? How do you use Kyle Ken? Anyone spend $100 on this game? Oh,
no, it's the same thing. Alright, let's do this. Use your up move, your damn moves.
Okay, I'll use my damn moves.
Okay, I'm gonna grab him more.
I have to use d-pad and this at the same time.
I'm gonna save the fucking world when you're laughing at me, bro!
The insolence just cost you this world!
I can't tell that you can stop my dad doing this whole planetarist goddess!
But I can't handle this, good!
Dude, this is hard.
But I will not let the rate... I will not let...
I will not let the world die.
I will do this.
This is the game everyone's hyped about.
This game, I...
Why haven't I played more games like this?
I-I love...animates.
Some animates.
Here go!
Let's f-
Fine!
You're blocking HP.
Some animates are cringe.
Like all the ones that are like, I don't know, like...
There's like...
Kids and shit, I don't even know.
This spot should do.
From what I can tell, there's no people, alright?
Interesting.
Not long the scum in other-
Yes.
Piss off.
Alright, ready?
This one's for the world!
Now I know everything.
So that makes perfect sense.
I was confused before but I'll never be confused again you charge up and then you use the ability
Well, I knew I knew that makes like I don't know Dragon. Okay
You know I meant and watch this chat
Wait, this is kind of fun. This is like an ADHD version of drive Dark Souls lower difficulty
I'm not some pussy ass bitch. What the fuck? Let's release Dark Souls
The Saiyans are a true warrior race!
The Pigeonists are a true warrior race!
So, what is Kaio Ken? Like, as an ability, do you have to like...
Is it like when he's on the ground?
Yeah, I know where it is on the...
But like, after a hit.
Should we watch the entire show?
Oh, it's literally just a power-up.
No, I know how to hit it.
Stop making my blood go cold a little bit, you're actually right.
No, I know what Kaio Ken is, but it like makes you like swoop down.
like swooped down, confused.
It's a super-busy, okay.
Fought, Blizzard!
That's what we've been waiting for!
It's been a hard-fought battle, but summoning his last ounce of strength, Goku manages to
counter Vegeta's attack.
Though Vegeta was hit, Goku can still sense a trace of his key remaining.
Gee.
Yajirobe emerges from his hiding place.
I couldn't read the rest.
Fair enough, Vegeta rises once more, ready to challenge Goku again.
Goku believes his only chance for victory is to use a spirit bomb.
However, Vegeta has a secret technique known only to Saiyans up his sleeve.
This is the Ashen viewer.
You really should have never gotten rid of your tail, Kakarot.
But now you learn first hand what a Saiyan is really capable of.
There's a tremendous energy in it swelling up even bigger!
It's my dad's energy we're sensing, is it?
It's wrong!
These will be your final moments before I crush you!
Who's in my mind?
He turned into a giant monkey!
This is crazy!
How do I fight this thing?
Then we'll be dealing with a hundred foo-
Monkeys begin to farm, with no other options left.
Goku decides to use the technique.
King Kai talking.
Only after all this time, I get it.
The monster that killed Grandpa,
and the one that destroyed the tournament arena.
All of that was, was me?
I owe this to you, and you defeat this guy.
No matter what were the tiniest chants, I fix it.
I'll see you in the next one.
At least I'll get to apologize to you.
How do you dodge when they do that shit?
What?
It's my comic on the hot- I didn't hit quit.
Miski if hit quit by accident, unfortunately.
Why the first time again?
Miski forgot he has special powers called ADHD where he just doesn't pay attention
once in a while.
Meadwild.
Okay, this spot should- Watch how much better I got the-
wait you can go back miss kids ADHD is getting out of control time to fight a
giant monkey
If I die, I'll see you in the next one.
At least I'll get to apologize to you.
Just for that, I'm going to crush you like a brat.
Holy fuck, you can fly!
How do I dodge that?
How do you dodge that?
You have to teleport. How do you teleport?
I feel like I'm kind of learning the moves, but there's a lot of moves to learn.
Keep in mind, I- why would it land on quit?
I'll break you!
Kill Frank!
Kill Frank!
Kill Frank!
Kill Frank!
Here we go!
Can't use Cryo, can't, it won't let me.
I'm screwed!
This is insane.
Is this the greatest Dragon Ball game?
I feel like this is fucking insane.
It's a tournament arena. I owe this to you. See you in the next room. At least I'll get to apologize to you.
For you!
To buy the time he needs, Goku uses his solar flare on the Great Eight before him.
Goku then makes a run for it, getting as far away as he can.
There! Okay, I think I put enough distance between us.
He gathers a little chi from all creatures on earth to fire one final shot in the hopes of turning things around.
Coward! Where are you? Come out and face me!
He found me!
Back to life! This miserable planet won't be around anymore!
What's that I hear? Every bone in your body breaking?
Must her friends are here? How quaint!
Yajiro, who has been waiting for the right moment to attack, leaps out and slices off the great ape Vegeta's tail.
Vegeta returns to his regular form.
However, Goku remains incapitated, incapacitated, and neither Krillin nor Gou-
Calling Krillin to his side, Goku entrusts him with the Spirit Bomb.
All that's left is to wait for an opening to use it.
Vegeta survives the spirit bomb.
Caught by the light of Vegeta's small, false moon, Gohan transforms into a great ape and
proceeds to corner him.
Krillin is just about to finish Vegeta off once and for all.
When Goku stops him, telling him to let him go.
narrowly escaped death, Vegeta departs Earth.
Now aware of the existence of Planet Namek, Krillin, Gohan and Bulma believe it may hold
a new set of Dragon Balls.
As Goku needs more time to recuperate, the three set off to Planet Namek without him.
Dude, nice we got Yajiro, that's huge.
About one month after the group set off on their journey, Goku receives an SOS from
planet Namek. With the help of Yajiro Senzu beans, Goku now fully recovered, boards the
spaceship Bola's father has prepared for him and sets off for planet Namek. On the spaceship,
Goku continues his training. Before arriving on planet Namek, he manages to break every
limit to attain greater power than he's ever known.
Frieza, Emperor of the Universe, makes his appearance on Planet Namek in search of the
Dragon Balls.
A newly recovered Vegeta also arrives, hoping to lay his hand on the very same Dragon Balls.
Vegeta may have taken out the Emperor's underlings, but Frieza soon calls in his elite
team of fighters, the Jinnu Force.
response. Vegeta teams up with Krillin and the others, but even still, their fights with
the Genie Force is no cakewalk. Wait, I thought it was... I was like 14. Goku shows up.
Me too, my team!
It opened, so I just went for it. A choice to make here. Either get off this planet and
go home, or you're gonna wind up like your friend here. Did you hear that, Bertha?
Oh, it knocks out Raccoon with a lucky shot, and suddenly he's dishing out threats to the likes of us.
Hmm, he's got some nerve.
Let's teach a show punk why the Ginyu Force are the most elite warriors in the galaxy.
Hi, bruv.
Let's go!
Yeah!
Tomorrow, you underestimate the Ginyu Force!
Dude, dude, this game's insane!
Oh my god!
Dude, this game is insane!
That was probably one of the coolest fights I feel like I've ever done.
Goku swiftly overpowers two memnis of the Jinyu Force.
Another manages to escape, but Goku has more than demonstrated the fruits of his training.
He hears about the Dragon Balls from Gohan and the others, but before they can take action,
Goku senses a strong key headed in the direction of Guru.
Goku tells the others to head straight for the Dragon Balls while he readies himself once more.
It's time for him to put an end to Captain Tinyun.
So, this is the guy, huh?
His power level's only around 5,000.
Next on Genshin Impact.
That's him, Captain!
Don't be fooled!
This freak's way stronger than that!
He must be capable of boosting his strength in the midst of combat.
From what I can tell, I'd say his true power level is somewhere around 60,000.
Ladies thought that asmigled, yeah.
Sixty thousand?
But that can't be.
This guy's just a puny thingin'.
It's not unheard of.
He could have a natural talent,
but perhaps his abilities have been amplified by a mutation like us.
Either way, this battle sure to be interesting.
To think I'd find an opponent that I can finally demonstrate my full power on.
so are we gonna dance or fight huh oh this is gonna be a good fight
strength is unbelievable yeah I think I'll take it what do you mean by that
What does he mean by that?
Change now!
Suddenly, Captain Jinyu begins chuckling.
Then, he lets out a deafening scream.
In doing so, he triggers a technique that enables him to switch bodies with Goku.
Now, in control of Goku's body, Captain Jinyu heads back to his spaceship for his subordinate.
Goku makes a desperate chase after them, but his hindered, trapped in Captain Jinyu's injured body.
Listen! That's not me! It's Ginyu! Using my body!
The others arrive to find Goku battling his own body.
Unknown to everyone, Vegeta has his own plans for Ginyu.
But first, in seeing that Bruder has lost his will to fight, Vegeta ruthlessly puts an end to his life.
Vegeta, why?! They couldn't even defend themselves!
Shut up! You're too salt-hard at Kekorot! It's kill or be killed!
Hello, my dad just broke my door, I gotta go, but...
After finishing off Bruder, Vegeta shifts his attention to Jinyu, who has taken over Goku's body.
Now it's time to finish the job!
HAAAAAA!
Goku rushes to intercept Jinyu's body change technique, and is able to reclaim his own body just in the nick of time.
B-Bastard! How dare you! You ruined everything!
And Bat's being me again!
Going on!
Let's just kick her out of what he's doing!
I better swap with a fresh body and quick will do Vegeta!
Suspecting Ginyu's plans, Goku throw us frog between the captain and Vegeta.
What in the world?
Captain Ginyu is now trapped inside a frog, and Goku is saved.
Goku is then put inside the medical machine to recover.
However, he can sense Vegeta and the others fighting nearby.
Now get ready!
Oh shit!
Meanwhile, Vegeta and the others sense an immense power coming from their opponent.
One that far exceeds their own.
Just as he's marveling at Frieva's strength, Goku's treatment finishes and he is fully healed.
Try to hang on just a little bit longer!
Come on my way guys!
When Goku arrives at the raging battle, Vegeta is moments away from death at Frieza's hands.
You must defeat him!
And so, the battle between Goku and Frieza begins.
For you to beg me for my help. I can only imagine how hard that must have been for you to do.
I may have hated you when you were alive, but I always respected your pride.
And now, it's time for me to share that pride.
Pride in myself.
I am a Saiyan that was raised on planet Earth.
And in the name of every single Saiyan that you've made suffer.
For them, and all the people of Planet Namek too.
I will defeat you!
And I would just love to see you try.
Both of you, we need to get out of here, and quick. We'll only be in the way.
I don't know if I've ever felt this excited about the prospect for battle in my entire life.
Now I only need to decide how I'll kill you.
Oh my god, I perished. Why does Ablocker not work on this size channel?
Bad.
I don't know if I've ever felt this excited about the prospect for battle in my entire life.
Now I only need to decide how I'll kill you.
Cat! Everyone get back! This guy's too strong!
Shit! Bro, this game is insane!
Like that- that is some of the coolest- I don't- like what the fuck is this?
OH SHIT!
I've only got one shot at this voice.
Holy fuck, I got like 40 twitch runs. What the hell just happened?
That.
I don't know if I've ever felt this excited about the frostbuck of the battle in my entire life.
Now I only need to decide how I'll kill you.
I'm gonna use his hands!
Holy shit, bang hurts.
Holy shit.
Well, this game is INSANE!
Holy cra-
Aw, this is close.
This game is actually insane.
Holy shit.
Goku's spirit bomb has finally brought an end to the long and hard fought battle.
At last, our hero can rest.
Or so they think.
Until.
It can't be.
Rises a lot!
It begins placing too much stock in your escape, though if you like, I can bring you
closer to home.
I think the brat should go next.
Spaceship and go!
I tell you right now, before I lose what little sense of reason I have left!
with pure rage at seeing Krillin die before his very eyes, Goku transforms into a legendary
Super Saiyan. Once again, the triumphs of battle sound. Oh wait, Frieza, whose body can survive
even the vacuum of space, has decided to launch an attack powerful enough to destroy Planet
Nenek in its entirety. With five minutes left until Planet Nenek's extinction,
Riza finally reaches full power.
His power is expanding even more than his muscles.
This really must be 100% of his full power.
It also may be the only chance I'll ever have to fight him.
If he really is the strongest being in the whole universe, I need to see if I can beat
him myself.
Krillin can't be brought back to life with the Dragon Balls a second time, and
I refuse to take the death of my best friend sitting down.
Trin was my best friend and Frieza took him from me.
He killed him in an instant, like he was nothing!
85% now? 90?
Frieza, just know the only reason I'm letting you reach full power is because I want to beat you at your best.
No regrets for either one of us.
I know you want the same thing.
You're ancient to see what your 100% full power is capable of.
Otherwise, you would have blown up the whole planet by now.
Huh.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
He's full of weight.
This is my full power.
Then do you want to finish this, or are you just going to keep talking?
To a million pieces.
Just I'm talking about trillion?
Don't you dare say his name!
Don't make that wish! Ask the dragon to leave both Frieza and me behind!
He's battled with Frieza! I'll never forgive you!
Though the irony, he who triumphs loses everything.
I hate to gloat, but there's a lesson here on the virtue of mercy.
Its only value is to your foe.
We'll see about that.
But Frieza, the most powerful being in the universe, is like... which is why!
After a desperate struggle, Goku defeats Frieza.
He tries to escape from the crumbling remains of Planet Namek, but the spaceship he found
is too damaged to be piloted.
Luckily, he spies a pod piloted by the Gindu Force, and with that, safely but narrowly
escapes Planet Namek.
Yet, the pod is not heading for Earth.
It is destined for Planet Yardart, and Goku learns a new technique.
Oh shit, it's Trunks.
One year has passed since the battle with Frieza on Planet Namek.
Frieza has survived and comes to Earth, seeking revenge.
However, a mysterious young man suddenly appears before him.
The young man then transforms into a Super Saiyan just like Goku and annihilates Frieza
instantly.
At the same time, Goku, who was on Planet Yardrat after his escape from Planet Nemek,
returns to Earth.
The youth tells Goku that his name is Trunks and he has come from the future.
He warns that in three years, androids built like Red Ribbon Army will arrive.
Apparently, in the future, Trunks' friends have been murdered and Goku has died of
a heart virus.
So, he has come to give Goku some medicine for his illness.
After telling Goku that he will come to their aid when the Androids arrive, Trunks returns
to his own time.
Goku is determined to fight alongside his friends to avert the coming catastrophe in the futures.
Hello, what do you say?
Wanna train with me in Gohan?
I've been raring to fight you again.
Sure, sounds good to me.
Krillin, what about the rest of you guys?
Thanks, but I'm gonna head to Master Roshi's and train with him, actually.
Oh!
Well, okay!
Bro, this game is so good!
Three years pass, and the faded day of May 12th has finally come.
Goku and the others gather at the time and place that Trunks gave them.
They settle in wait for the Andruid's appearance, but before they know it, they're already
here.
Up there, in the sky, he was attacked from above!
Goku and the others couldn't even sense the androids before they started landing in the streets.
Suddenly, Goku senses that Yamcha's chi is rapidly fading.
They arrive to find him barely alive, having suffered a mortal blow at the hands of the androids.
Goku leaves Krillin with the injured Yamcha and turns to face the incoming androids.
There are too many innocent people here. Let's take this somewhere else
You agree to that at least the innocent people well that is a problem, which can be easily corrected
It was my understanding you wanted the streets free of onlookers
Evident they are solution does not please you
Follow me and we're gonna settle this
Why do these all look like things to song and wear?
where Goku leads the androids to a deserted area, away from the town they were trying to
destroy.
Once at the safe distance from humanity, Goku questions the androids about how they know
details about him and the others.
As it turns out, Android 20 has been studying Goku and his friends ever since he defeated
the Red Riven Arnie in order to learn how to defeat them.
He informs them that, over time, he has analyzed and comes to fully grasp the power they wield.
Android 20 is confident that victory will be his, but Goku only grins in response.
If all you know about me is from before I went to Namek, you're about to be in for
a real shock!
You guys stay out of this.
If I'm the one these guys want, then that's what they're gonna get.
The most intriguing discrepancy, this dormant power.
It departs rather considerably from the data previously compiled, but it is not remotely
discouraging.
His strength is within manageable parameters.
Android number 19 shall now operate as your executioner.
Is that right?
Fine.
Then get over here and fight!
Measurable! This super Saiyan transformation put Goku on a level far beyond us all!
We'll see.
This guy's not us all!
Who loses consciousness after his battle with the androids?
Once he's been given the medicine from Trunks, he comes to... a few days... what?
He comes to a few days later.
During that time, androids 16, 17 and 18 awaken.
And to make matters worse, a creature named Cell has appeared, seeking the ultimate power.
It is though it is through absorbing Android 17 and 18 that Cell plans to attain this perfect form.
Now aware of his new foes, Goku enters the hyperbolic time chamber so he can complete a year of training in just a single day.
If I want any chance of winning battles to come, then I need to train hard enough to find a level beyond Super Saiyan.
Goku explains his training plan to Trunks and Vegeta, and the two of them enter the chamber first.
A day passes, but then, Goku senses an impending battle.
Nikolo's getting ready to fight!
No. Whoever it is, I can't sense their energy, so it's gotta be one of the other androids.
Stop, Gohan! We can't help it!
We're nowhere near their level right now!
All we do is slow Piccolo down!
Add energy!
What do we do? Do we wait?
Or go and help?
Do we care about Piccolo?
There's nothing we can do to help Piccolo with the level of strength we're at right now!
Come on, Vegeta!
What's taking you so long?
Later, Cell absorbs Android 17,
getting one step closer to his perfect form.
Soon after, he also absorbs Android 18, thus achieving his perfect form.
Following this, Cell declares that the Cell Games will be held after 10 days of preparation.
He states he wishes to prove the strength of his final form, enjoy a little entertainment,
and of course, terrorize the worlds.
Goku completes his training in the Hydermolic Time Chamber.
Although he says that Cell is still stronger than him, his spirits have not been crushed.
10 days pass, and the Cell Games begin.
The Cell Games have officially begun!
Now, if any of you should take a step forward, I would like to kick things off.
I'll go first.
Well, well, I was hoping to save the best for last Goku, but so be it.
Am I really fighting Cell?
Holy shit!
But it's pretty clear there's no way I can beat you, so that's it for me!
Goku's such a bitch.
Enjoying his fight with Goku immensely, Cell realizes what a shame it would be if one
of them were to lose on a trivial technicality like going out of bounds.
So he destroys something, but to self-surprise, Goku announces that he's throwing in the towel.
Believing that Gohan's strength has surpassed his, Goku entrusts the fate of Earth to Gohan.
However, Goku has misunderstood.
Even though Gohan has obtained greater strength, he is still a kind-hearted youth.
Truth is I hate fighting and I don't want to kill anyone. I kill a bad guy like you
Cell decides he's going to purposely enrage Gohan to force him to reveal his true power
So he produces cell juniors to inflict pain on Goku and the others
Now my precious little babies see those seven spectators up there
to the ball things are way stronger than the juicers begin to attack holy shit
you this thing's insane oh fuck that's nice this thing's strong as shit holy shit
this thing's good shit dude this fighting is actually fucking insane holy
shit dude this fighting is nuts
brought this on yourself so apparently Joe Ruggles crying because he liked it so much
You ready?
I'm not letting him off batty.
He deserves to feel the same pain you put all his victims through.
It's self-rebit.
I might die, but then so will all of you.
If you lay a finger on me, wasting your last few seconds while you got him.
Sorry, I've thought this over, guys.
Well, anyway you slice it, there's only one way to save Earth.
Goodbye my friends. Goodbye! You're not thinking of...
You get good today Gohan. You made me proud. Tell your mom I'm sorry but I'm not going to make it home this time.
His energy... it's gone without a trace.
You can't bring that guy here! Sorry, King Kai! I was kind of short on options.
Goku uses instant transmission to bring both himself and self to King Kai's planet
and save Earth from Cell's self-death destruction.
Cell successfully regenerates his body and returns to Earth,
but Gohan, inspired by Goku's words,
stands to meet him, ready to end him once and for all.
Everyone wants to revive Goku,
but he asks them to stop.
Take care, okay?
Live your lives to the fullest,
and I'll see you again when you're dead!
Bye-bye!
Earth may not have him to protect, but he's not worried, so long as it has Gohan in all of them,
its future is in their hands. Now, Yo, what's up? Thank you, bro!
Thanks to the father-son duo, Goku and Gohan, Earth enjoys seven years of peace. Until one day,
Goku hears that Gohan has entered the World Tournament, and using the power of fortune-teller
Baba, he returns to Earth for just one day to participate. However, upon meeting another
contender, a Supreme Kai, he learned that the terrifying Maju Buu is on the verge of resurrection.
To prevent Buu's return, Goku steps away from the tournament. He instead follows after
the wizard, Babidi, and defeats his
subordinates. However, Babidi leverages
Vegeta's desire to settle the score with
Goku to brainwash him. Babidi uses his
powers to send Goku and the others back
to the tournament arena. Yo, oh what?
They're the 20, bro! An active of the five!
I didn't know there was... The tournament arena?
I didn't know there was that many people
who like fucking... who am I kidding?
There's as many people like a Dragon Ball.
Keyed lists of the spectators around them, Vegeta fires off at a Key Blast. Goku uses all the strength to try and stop it once.
Vegeta? Vegeta, tell me it isn't true. You let Bobbity's spell take control of you, didn't you? Because doing something like this would make me fight you. It's true, isn't it?
If I hadn't gone to these lengths, we wouldn't be about to fight.
I had one day, one measly day in which to beat you, and I wasn't going to waste it standing
around on that ship.
That was your reasoning?
You killed countless innocents to try and repair your meaningless pride?
Meanless?
What do you know of meaningless?
I don't give a damn about Majin Buu.
All I want is my fight with Kakarot.
Now I will emerge as a victor once and for all. There's no reason he ever should have bested me
He and I are both Saiyans
But I was royalty among our people. I was a prince yet he prevailed
He even had the impugnance to save my life before
That's an indignity. I cannot bear
poverty
Move us to someplace where there's no one else around. I'll give Vegeta the fight he wants but not here
All right then, guess you can fight somewhere else.
The battle with Vagina and Goku are transported to another location, but Vagina remains under
Babidi's control.
However, it turns out to be Vagina's single-minded desire to defeat Goku that allows him to
shake off Babidi's total control.
For you to go this far, you must have wanted to settle the score real badly, huh,
Vagina?
I get it. Oh shit
Yo chat get out of here. This is gonna be fucking insane. Run. Oh fuck that right. I showed you
Oh that literally feels like a movie Goku intends to defeat Vegeta and Bajan Buu
Buu, but Vegeta blindsides him and leaves with the Senzu Beans.
He then risks his own life to attempt to defeat Buu himself.
Just as Vegeta lands the final blow, Majin Buu immediately revives, going on to destroy
the world with Babadi just as he wanted all along.
Goku regains consciousness and he cannot sense Gohan's key, assumes he is dead.
Now he must think of a plan to defeat Majan Buu.
He lands upon teaching the fusion technique to his son, Dodin and Vegeta's son Trunks,
which will allow them to combine into a fiercely powerful new fighter.
After hearing that Buu has gone to destroy West City, it's decided that Trunks will
go rescue the Dratton Rayar.
In an attempt to buy some time, Goku interrupts Majin Buu and shows the monster his further
awakened form.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Somebody as strong as you taking orders from a shrimp like
Holy shit, look at that. Did you regret that? Oh shit. He's right here
Then there's a level beyond super
But further beyond back all Super Saiyan 3. Oh shit. Oh shit. He's leaving West City
Did I win?
Goku is able to buy sufficient time and uses instant transmission to return, leaving Majan
Buu to kill Babadi and seize his independence.
Goku expended an extraordinary amount of chi during the fight, and as a result can only
remain on earth for a little while longer.
He pours everything he has into trading Goden and trunks, but unfortunately the time for
for him to return to the lookout has come.
Goku, I'm sorry, but it's about time we took you back
to other worlds.
I understand.
He should himself.
What's the matter, Goten?
Goten, honey, do you want to give your dad a hug
before he goes?
Aw, was that all?
You should have said so, son, bring it in.
Goten, you take good care of your mom for me, okay?
I'll see you all on the other side!
Wait, I get to be Goku! This is what it was like, Chad!
Who has since returned to the other world, uses instant transmission to be reunited with Gohan when he senses him training in the land of the Kais.
By chance, Gohan breaks Elder Kai's seal from 15 generations ago, and his later potential is unleashed.
Meanwhile, on Earth, Goten and Trunks have fused to become Gotenks.
The Super Warrior puts his all into fighting Majan Buu.
A now powered up Gohan then rushes to Earth to defeat Buu.
Goku sees him off and watches on from the land of the Kais.
Unfortunately, Gohan finds himself struggling against Buu, who had grown stronger after
absorbing Gotenks and Piccolo.
With Elder Kai's life force, Goku returns to the living.
He takes the Kai's Potara earnings, which promises power greater than fusion, and heads
to Earth.
Goku tries to use Potara earnings to fuse with Gohan, but before he can, I to skill
him out.
Gohan is absorbed by Buu, leaving Goku between a rock and a hard place.
Vegeta, meanwhile, is brought to Earth with the help of fortune teller Baba.
Goku tries asking him to fuse, but Vegeta rejects the idea outright.
However, upon learning that Bulma has been killed and Trunks was absorbed, Vegeta had
a change of heart.
I've let out you!
Vegeta!
Here!
Give it here!
This is at least me, bitch, and this!
Like, he's actually so hot!
He's SUPER Vegeta!
Don't be such a baby if a product said how easily I'm kicking your face!
I'm gonna power all the way up, boys!
This bullcrap is crazy enough to work.
I didn't get to do it.
Vegeta finds just the right opening that allows himself to be absorbed by Buu.
At last, he rescues Gohan and the others and brings them to safety.
However, by saving Majin Buu in the form in which he first appeared, the Buu before them
changes into its purest form, one that lacks all self-control.
The Supreme Kai helps Goku and his friends flee to the land of the kais, but Buu won't
be deterred.
Learning instant transmission, he goes after them.
the battle that threatens to destroy the entire universe begins.
Oh shit!
Your strength is truly amazing.
You've always been like this, ever since the day I first met you.
You prepared to be the challenge, even when it was bigger than you were.
First, thought it was your love for you.
Holy shit, this guy's insane!
Protect me and spur you on.
Push you beyond your limits.
And certainly that was part of you.
But under the years, as many lies there was more, there's something else that I've even
approached you about.
I used to fight for the sheer pleasure of it, it's very noble, I kill for dummies, to
feed my insatiable crime.
Yeah, that's great though, man, I've actually been my ass taken pretty seriously, like...
Only to test your limits and become the strongest you could possibly be.
You should mercy to Evan, as if you knew one day that I possessed the tiniest sliver of the soul.
But here I am, fighting alongside you.
Defy all logic, made by some miracle.
All passions robbed off of me, yet I still fully understand.
I can't do anything!
I'll keep the same fight with such power, and at the same time be so gentle.
Perhaps it's my anger that you've blinded the truth so long.
And I can't come back.
You are number one.
Hey shut up that bruh.
You've always been like this, ever since the day I first met you.
You were prepared to be the challenge, even when it was bigger than you were.
First, I thought it was your lovelies.
But it was your blind instinct to protect them that spurred you on.
Pushed you beyond your limits.
Certainly that wasn't part of you.
Oh my god!
And here I am, fighting alongside you.
And if I hold logic, I'll have some miracle.
The compassion has rubbed off on me.
And it is still the fully-
Oh shit!
Dude, how can you say you fight with such power?
And at the same time be so gentle?
Perhaps it's only an angle you're blind to the truth.
So, hey, Kanko, you are number one.
Wow, oh my god!
on your own! Just charge your energy all the way and vaporize this monster!
What do you think you're trying to do?
The next minute, and while he's occupied, you power up!
Vegeta tries to buy time, but Majin Buu defeats him.
It is now that Mr. Saturn appears and declares that he will vanquish Majin Buu himself.
Seeing this, Majin Buu attempts to kill Mr. Saturn.
Am I saying the names wrong, but the original Majin Buu splits from Majin Buu and begins
to defend...
Fuck, however, he does not last long.
Did I say Saturn?
Goku, who is supposed to have been building up his ki, gets exhausted and in turn cannot
sustain his transformation.
Vegeta smiles weirdly, realizing that the tide has turned against them.
But he also has an idea.
He issues orders to Dend and the others, and gathers the Namakain Dragon Balls.
Vegeta then proceeds to revive Earth and all the people killed by Mata and Buu.
The plan is underway. It's time for you to create a spirit bomb.
I want to use this universe, Vegeta.
Since I've got it so, I can earn it.
But I'll hold you in the grand city one.
That's more like it.
Citizens of Planet Earth, can you hear me?
Yo, 01, bro.
At this new side of you, Vegeta.
Nice going.
Here we go.
People of Earth, give me your energy.
We need you.
This is you against the universe.
You nearly won.
I hope you can come back once more.
But good, I'll fight you again, one on one, at all the loss.
I'll be right there waiting for you, only strong.
The evil Majin Buu is defeated by the Spirit Bomb, and Goku and the others return safely
to Earth.
All their friends come out to greet them, including their families.
You mean you can stay now?
We can all be together like a real family?
You and Gohan and Goten are back and there's no catch?
That's right! I can't wait to get to Mt. Paozu and have some of your good ol' home cooking, Chichi!
And nothing ever happens again in the Dragon Ball world!
And the end of the Dragon Ball era is now!
Through his fight with Majin Buu, Goku was revived.
He now spends his days training so he can get even stronger.
However, he is soon to encounter a new and even more powerful enemy.
While Goku is training, the God of Destruction, Lord Virus, shows up to Bulma's birthday party,
apparently in search of a Super Saiyan God.
No one stands a chance against Virus, who has the power to destroy everything.
With the help of his family and friends, Goku awakens as a Super Saiyan God and takes Earth's fate in his hands,
as he steps up to the plate against Beerus.
Go Lord Beerus, you and me!
But if I win, you have to leave this planet untouched, deal?
Very well, I accept your terms.
But know this, none in this universe can hope to match the power of Beerus the Destroyer.
It's been beaten down.
But he's not out yet.
Holding on tight to his will to fight, he rises to face Beerus once more.
Huh? Did the Super Saiyan God thing work?
I don't know. Sure seemed like it did, but I can't sense my dad's energy at all.
Believe it or not, that's good news.
The energy that radiates from a god can't be detected by mere mortals.
What I've been waiting for...
What do you say we continue this fight on equal footing, God to God?
Sounds good to me.
I'm only scratching the surface of this new power, holding something back.
Figured that out, did you?
Well, I had a feeling, but you don't have to hold yourself back for my sake, Ward Beerus.
I'm not going to get any stronger unless you face me with everything you've got.
Always this talkative.
You just don't get it."
He stopped me.
Although Goku did not come out on top, his oppressive attempt left an impression.
Virus and his companion leave without destroying Earth.
Saved.
A short while later, Vegeta and Goku train with Wiz.
Virus, attendant who is also a teacher.
Both awaken their Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan borns and its incredible power.
However, back on Earth, Frieza has been resurrected by the Dragon Balls and begins and brings an army to Earth to take revenge on Goku.
By the time Bulma's S.O.H. reaches Goku and Vegeta, Piccolo is already dead, and things aren't looking much better for Gohan.
However, Earth is far too distant from the planet where his father is for Gohan to sense any key.
Meanwhile, he cannot travel via instant transmission.
But just as all seems lost, Gohan summons the last of his strength to enhance his key, and
Goku is finally able to sense him.
Hey Vegeta, sorry, but I've gotta run.
Fine, do whatever you want as usual.
It occurs to me, I suppose I should thank you.
Thank me?
What in the world for?
Four years, my every step, my every breath has been motivated by a single desire, revenge.
My new power strength enough to hold the universe by its throat.
Should we quit and do the go on story?
Who gave it to me?
Losing to you, to a pathetic saiyan, it consumed me.
After this?
The creation was too much to bear.
Enough!
Get to the point!
Ha!
Finish this one, yeah, I agree.
Very well. As a token of my gratitude, I will destroy you first.
You've been holding something back, haven't you?
That's well deduced for a simple term. Now you go back just like you.
Oh, let's both go all in. No tricks, no reserves.
Now it's your turn. Let's see this new power of yours.
To come to the chase, do we?
Very well, then I won't hold anything back either
I know gold's a bit ghost, but I wanted to ensure you grasp my new position atop the pecking order
And for the sake of your feeble mind, let's keep the name simple as well. We'll call this golden freezer
Golden freeze. He blocked it. There well go through. I can't say it's been a pleasure
I'm not normally one for pre-emptive goodbyes, but there is a very real possibility that
I kill you instantly, and I'd rather be safe than sorry.
He rolls with his mouth, but I guess he've earned it this time.
There is nothing left for you except death!
I'll take your place to hell!
I seem to have gotten a little dust on me.
Oh my god, he kicked my fucking ass.
Would you mind pipe it now?
I knew it! You've been holding something back, haven't you?
That's well deduced for a simple thing, but I held back just like you.
Then let's both go all in. No tricks, no reserves.
Let's see this new power of yours.
Hand it up to the chase, do we?
Very well, then I won't hold anything back either.
Here we go, chap!
and I'd rather be safe than sorry.
You've always been smug, Frieza.
But I guess you've earned it this time.
No hard feelings!
Huh?
Damn!
Goku and Frieza are locked in another mortal battle
to settle everything once and for all.
It's over, Frieza!
Once and for all!
I couldn't have put it better myself!
Spotting and opening, Frieza seizes his chance to destroy Earth.
But before he can, Goku realizes what he's doing and fires a kami-hami-ha at him.
After Frieza is defeated, Virus' twin brother, Kampa, Champa, appears and Goku and his friends
get caught up in an argument between the two brothers.
They then learned that there are a total of 12 Universes, with theirs called Universe 7.
Moreover, there also apparently exist Super Dragon Balls in Universe 6, Champa's home as
well as Universe 7.
These Super Dragon Balls can be used to summon Super Shenron who possesses the ability
to grant any wish, completely free of all restrictions.
It is these Dragon Balls that are put up as a prize for a new tournament that will be held,
the Tournament of Destroyers.
At the end, of many fairsli- after being noticed by a powerful beating, alright, and it is
this meeting which changes everything.
Shortly after this, Trunks arrives in a time machine from the future, asking Goku and
the others for their help.
Sorry, I swung at you without any warning Goku for a second there. I thought you were someone else
Nah, you were just fraddled. Don't worry about it. So tell us who is this guy?
Would you believe me if I said he called himself Goku?
He wears dark clothes instead of your orange ones. So he started calling him Goku black
I'll never forget the day he showed up. He said he was going to exterminate the human race
He said he was doing it in the name of justice. I
I struggled against him for a year after that, but by that point there were hardly any survivors left on earth.
Then he tracked down mom just all look at me. I didn't make the name.
Wait a sec. My future self also wrote a message specifically for me. She wanted us to fix the machine and return with you.
That means she wants me to go there and beat Kakarot myself.
Come on Vegeta, that's not me. It must be someone who just looks like me.
Hey Trunks! Help me gauge how strong this guy is!
Fight me for a while so you can compare my strength to his!
Sure! In order to understand the strength of this doppelganger and poster,
Goku fights with Trunks to see how powerful he really is.
The two of them go elsewhere to begin their sparring.
However, an unexpected visitor soon joins them.
Who was in the spaceship, bro? Shut up!
Super Saiyan 2 right off the bat, huh? Sounds good to me.
Who was him?
I figured this out after you left. I called Super Saiyan 3. That's incredible. I wouldn't
expect anything less from you. In that case, I'll show you my strongest move.
Alright, attack me with everything you've got.
Goku flash!
No wonder I couldn't find you.
And the destroyer Beerus.
Wow! You really do look all my time.
How are you, Goku? You're looking quite well.
So we're about to watch Goku vs Goku.
It's shaping up to be a fascinating day.
It's time to end.
Ah fuck!
Holy shit, I just murdered him!
Mr. Rush, you make me strong.
That's a pretty creepy thing to say.
Just be dissipating.
Nice.
So chapter's other storylines we can do?
The distortion in space-time from which Goku Black emerged
swallows him up and returns to the world of the future.
Whis, Beerus' attendant, notices that Goku Black was wearing
the Supreme Kai's Tine ring.
He also informs Goku that there exists an individual in Universe 10 with the same key as Black,
so they travel together to find that individual.
Upon arriving, they find a combat sabbant named Zamasu, who is slated to become a Supreme
Kai.
He does indeed have the same key as Goku Black.
However, it is Zamasu's first time meeting Goku, and he is completely unaware of the
the time rings that can surpass the limitations of time and space.
Uh, it would be your utmost pleasure to please engage in fisticuffs with me, your kindness,
so-
Goku invites Zamazoo to fight so he can witness his true power.
I haven't fought a god since Lord Perus.
You fought a destroyer?
This should be glad to suffice.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I just missed!
Did you feel... indeed?
Oh my god, that is so much fun to do! What the fuck?
You're pretty strong!
Between the antisocial psyche that's clearly lurking within him and the energy that he's projected outward...
I'd say our suspicions that Zamasu is black have been circumstantially corroborated.
Zamasu is black.
Then maybe I should just dispense with him now while I can.
Huh?
You guys sure about this?
You know, he really didn't seem like such a bad guy to me.
Goku is assuming he's a bad guy because he's black.
That's because you're too trusting of people.
The energy I felt was similar.
But it wasn't exactly the same as Blacks.
It seems there are more mysteries to solve.
Goku encounters his first hatred.
While Goku, Beerus, and Wiz did meet Zomzoo and Chank confirmed he is indeed a key similar to Blacks.
They left unable to prove that Zamazoo is definitely Black.
Back on Earth, Bulma and the others are hard at work repairing the time machine,
when a message arrives from the fearsome Zen-O, requesting they visit him.
Goku is accompanied by the Supreme Kai and the others.
However...
If you do anything that Grand Zen-O finds insulting,
he could easily erase you, me, this entire reality from existence.
Don't forget that!
One more thing, please. If Granzenno does lash out, make sure it's not at Supreme Kai. I need him protected at all costs.
Goku is surprised to hear the concern in Beerus' voice, but he nevertheless joins together with Wiz, Beerus, and the Supreme Kai.
Wizz soon divulges to Goku that if a Supreme Kai dies, the destroyer of that universe, Beerus
will die too.
If only Miskith can read, Beerus is clearly flustered by Wizz's words, but there is no
time to confront him.
Goku and Wizz, fuck, they are greeted by the Grandmaster Minister, who takes them
to Zen-O.
As they walk, Wyss mentions that even he would not hold a candle to the Grand Minister.
What's up?
I mean, good day and greetings!
So what's going on with you?
What do you want?
I'm not asking much.
I just want a friend, you see.
You're not like most people.
You're fun.
I want you to be my friend, Ogi-doki.
Well, you can do that, I guess, but is that the only reason you called?
Is that a problem?
Of course not, Grand Zeno.
Goku is the only one who can do that.
You're the only one who can do that.
You're the only one who can do that.
You're the only one who can do that.
You're the only one who can do that.
You're the only one who can do that.
Is that a problem?
Of course not, Grand Zeno.
Goku would feel privileged to be your friend
and provide you unsurpassed joy.
You be quiet.
I'm sorry, Zeno.
But actually, now's a bad time.
There's something I've got to take care of.
But when it's done, we can play, I swear.
So once you're done with your busy thing,
you'll play with me?
Sure.
And if you want, I can bring somebody else
who'd be even more fun to play with, too.
Really? Okay, it's a date!
Xeno goes on her first date with Nick Paul.
As proof of Goku and Xeno's blossoming friendship, Xeno gives Goku a button that can summon him.
The three visitors then board the time machine and head for the world of the future.
Go on, Goku! Rejoice!
Only through me will you finally reach the pinnacle of beauty you've sought for so very long.
You know, I don't know what you're rambling on about.
Influenced by Goku, Goku Black evolves into Super Saiyan Rose and stands in their way.
Father!
Despite Super Saiyan Blue Vegeta's wielding God-T, he still falls at Super Saiyan Rose's black hands.
Wait, oh.
Oh, shit!
Oh my, dude, it feels so cool to go through that building.
Oh shit dude, it is fucking- this combat is the best combat I've ever had in my life.
Why won't he fight me?
That's enough.
I thought you were decent, but you're scheming with black!
Skiing?
Wait, what?
We are more like Kong.
No righteous crusade.
Huh?
I can't lose!
Yeah, I might have lost.
Evil shall no longer exist.
Misgiv was not expecting that.
Your mind is too small.
Your faith is incapable of understanding the grandeur of my success and the glory of my cause.
It's like staring into the sun.
Can't you see?
The vast beauty of my being overwhelmed.
I will never bleed apart and divine.
Yeah, huh? Yeah!
Had me to see you!
Foolish!
That's enough!
Screaming is such a negative word.
We are more like comrades on a righteous crusade.
Soon, the world I've been dreaming of for so long...
Where is he?
They made Manifest a truly just and perfect utopian existence.
Mortals are unmasked and more than that unwelcoming perilous.
Hate to press your buck, but there's no way I'm letting you two get what you want!
This that been thanks, Trunks!
How disappointing you ungrateful and barbaric creatures are!
The gods are waiting for you to find the capable of true wisdom,
Yet you waste it on self-interest and war.
Yo, fuck you, Trinks.
How can you talk about the values of mortals after everything you've done to my world?!
Yo, leave this up.
Fine up!
It can't be!
I've taken God to a new level.
Divinity made perfect.
With a body that befits a Kai.
One that is invincible.
I can already tell...
I'm going to be sleeping soundly tonight.
Zamasu is half-black!
Say it.
Who's there?
Vegeta uses the last of his strength to rescue Goku and the others,
who are able to return to their own worlds.
The Supreme Kai comes to Goku and the others with the message that Zamasu is looking for Goku,
as well as the Super Dragon Balls.
Upon hearing that, Whis speculates that the Zamazoo of the future will create a Goku Black
with the Super Dragon Balls and make himself immortal.
It will be a year until the Super Dragon Balls can be used again.
Could Zamazoo use a Supreme Kai's Timerang to solve such a problem?
Zamazoo is only an apprentice and does not possess a Timerang.
However, he may steal one from the Supreme Kai of Universe 10.
If that is his plan, then the life of Supreme Kai is at risk.
Beerus and the others immediately head to Universe 10.
When they arrive, they find Zamasu just as he is about to murder the Supreme Kai.
Using his power, it seems we've returned to a future where there is no black.
Beerus gets cancelled the next day on Twitter.
Beerus informs them that a god killing another god will inevitably trust his words, they
travel to the future to see what difference they have made.
My world didn't change.
I knew it.
Beerus couldn't fix this.
Not even the act of a god made a difference.
And now they face Zamasu and Goku Black once more.
We know the truth.
All the terrible things you've done.
We know you used the Super Dragon Balls to get your power!
You think I'm a copy?
Oh, you're wrong.
This is Goku's actual body down to the last battle scar.
The perfect war machine.
I took the time ring and found the Super Dragon Balls.
Then, with my first wish to the Dragon,
I switched bodies with you, Goku.
Okay, so if you're telling us you're Zamasu,
Then who's this guy who actually looks like him?
From your world's perspective, I'm the Zamasu from this world.
And I work for justice with the Zamasu from the past.
You haven't worked it out yet, Goku?
I'm none other than the Kai once called Zamasu.
The god defeated by a mere mortal, you.
Even the narrator is confused.
But how can that be?
I saw Beerus destroy you!
I said you'd be gone!
Old Beerus clearly doesn't understand the full beauty of this time ring.
Wearing it protects me.
Not even what a god did in the past can affect me.
Thanks to the time ring, I could empower my new ally without waiting at all.
We collected the Super Dragon Balls in the future and wished again.
You are willing to kill your supreme Kai just to get that ring?
Yes.
Then we had to make sure no one would undo our accomplishments later.
So we found the Super Dragon Balls once more and shattered them.
You fools!
After that, we had to keep the other gods from interfering here.
I used your strength to kill every other Kai in this multiverse.
My Senate is the only Kai left.
Will he be able to find the Dragon Balls?
That means in this timeline there are no more gods who can stop us.
We have all the power.
The two of us alone!
This destruction was unfortunate, but necessary to achieve our virtuous goal.
The Zero Mortal Plan.
Those who are a foolish and ugly mistake would stain the majesty of the cosmos, through
by eliminating all mortal creatures we can reclaim this perfect creation.
We've already cleansed a great number of planets of their repulsive mortal light.
The filthy kind is worst of all.
How many times have conflicts nearly destroyed this planet and threatened to spread across
the universe?
What are they on planet Earth?
Yeah, you got it!
Here it comes!
Now to the front!
Let's go!
Take your time!
Yeah!
Fast, Bina!
Are you concerned about her?
I'm not.
My family?
Like, where does one begin such a gripping tale?
After I've let your Super Dragon fans switch bodies with you,
I went to Earth to check to make sure we had really switched.
We dodged!
You were shocked to find yourself tonight.
Damn you!
What about Gigi?
Oh, surely you can guess that.
You monster!
You'll pay for that!
Oh my god, what's he about to do to me?
You took my body.
You took my life.
And then you even killed Gigi and go dead!
You're crap telling me that, Sasho.
You're now a man.
And now, fuck this one a secret!
Goku and the others have been no match for Goku, Black and Zamasu and nursing serious injuries.
Thanks to Trunks' help in buying them time, they are able to return in the time machine.
Just how are these two to be defeated?
Goku and his friends are backed into a corner, but Piccolo has the idea that Master Roshi may be able to help.
After learning the evil containment wave, Goku receives a jar from Master Roshi, and goes straight to where Trunks and the others are.
Immediately, he runs into Goku Black and Zamasu, who destroy the time machine right before his very eyes.
Cats, do you guys get this foreign dragon ball? I did not.
Now you're trapped here, so this world will be the last you ever see.
For a god, you're surprisingly confused.
This isn't going to be our final resting place, it's going to be yours.
We were even going to bring you a casket, but we couldn't find one small enough.
Nice.
Our master Gohatsu and the other kais were foolish enough to believe mortals could be
entrusted with intellect.
So Kakarok, where are you keeping that job?
It was still in the time machine when they blew it up!
How could you be that stupid?
Fine, once done is done, I'd rather win with our fist and some magic trick anyway.
I was just thinking the same thing!
You better keep your focus on me!
More than you do not tell the gods what you do!
A pure and beautiful world!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Huh?
Guys, think that's all I had?
As we foresaw, fighting this formidable Saiyan Blight has carried us both to new heights.
This proves our transformative power. Our destiny is to cast judgement upon all three nations.
What's the matter, Lord? Don't be afraid. I thought the Saiyans loved fighting the strongest.
Where is he? There he is.
I WANT TO ROSE!
Huh?
No one expects me to do it twice.
The trunks must have done something.
We're wrong.
We've seen as many of our enemies.
You pathetic, lowly mortals.
Kneel before our radiance!
Oh shit, what's about to happen?
You shall kneel before our radiance.
Just as you gather!
Thus begins a new war.
The great armor that falls at the hands of a god.
Wait, he's got full health!
How do you switch to the Vegeta?
Can't you?
No, it's not to be anything.
It's not to be anything.
Alright, we'll just try that again.
Holy fuck.
Oh, Shag's an extra hand.
I had no one to switch out with.
Oh fuck.
It's not saying I have anyone chat.
Right?
Transformers power our destiny is to cast judgment upon all creation
Damn this battle is hard, bro. All right, let's try it again
All right, focus up chap
Moral, do not tell God is what you do!
Take that!
Oh, how do I dodge this fuck?
He was an extra hand.
Oh, he dodged!
Carver, remind that it's a mobile flare.
This is kind of working.
The strength of my...
Just as we foresaw, fighting this formidable Saiyan blood has carried us both to new heights.
This proves our transformative power.
Our destiny is to cast judgment upon all creation.
Why can't you hold it?
What's the matter, Wotus?
Relax. Don't be afraid.
I thought you saved his love fighting the strongest.
Wotus!
He's weak. Trunks must have done something.
You're still small, Wotus. What went wrong?
It seems we may have our assumptions about him.
We were badly mistaken.
They are much more than just insignificant beings.
If we're not okay, our dream of Utopia is going to be ruined or it's even begun.
You pathetic lowly mortals!
Kneel before our radiance!
This game is over!
You shall kneel before our radiance.
Just sit together!
Thus begins a new way.
Don't forget the expressions with your light!
Show your greatness!
Oh fuck, here we go!
Yes, the universal power.
This world, mortals!
I'm putting all of our hope into this one blast!
Had enough of you wicked and mortals?
Away with you!
Somersault!
Just like the heart of the wicked.
They smile divine wrath!
It's fool.
You continue to defy her!
With Gallic Gun and Goku's Kami-Hami-Ha,
Vegeta and the others think they have won.
But then, the fused Zamazoo's body starts to change.
Half of this combined Zamazoo came from black.
It seems the part of his body that's vulnerable to attacks is affecting the part that isn't.
They will need an even greater power to destroy Zamazoo.
Now, Goku tells Vegeta his idea.
Okay, Vegeta!
It's time!
We're gonna fuse. Just like them!
There is clown! There's no way I'm going to do that again!
I don't like this any more than you two, Vegeta.
But if we still need a major boost in power to break down his body, then this is the best chance we've got!
Next week on Dragon Ball Z Kai!
Come on! You gotta admit I'm right about this! Good luck, you two! It's now or never, Vegeta!
There's something I've always wondered. When we fused last time, the Kai said it was permanent.
But we split apart anyway, do you know why?
The truth is, it's only permanent if a supreme Kai is involved.
Otherwise it only lasts an hour.
So just a one hour battle then we're back to ourselves!
Cut it out! If you say one more word then the answer's no!
That's Oshima!
I need your help! Just one more time!
Oh I swore I'd never merge bodies with you again!
Oh my god he's so fucking hot!
Who are you?
You two double up, so we did the same!
You know just to play fair, we're emerged by you, the combination of Vegeta and Kakarot!
Vegeta! And here's something new for Vegeta Blue!
Before I was found, you thought you were still not a god!
Okay, what do you say we wrap this up? And you can never get the number of mortals down to zero now!
You see, now that you've merged, you've taken in something that's always going to be a part of you, for as long as you live.
The Goku is mortal and destructible body.
You don't think that's your revolution?
The Goku's body will not be a part of me?
Of course you will.
That's what's my desire.
If you've gained divine power, you're strong at the most dear things there.
Sains are the ultimate symbol of the failure of the kind.
By taking Goku's left into my hand, I have assumed both a sin of mortal kind and not the failure of humanity,
so they may never be repeating.
Got an answer for everything, huh?
And since we are looking pretty dire for Goku and Vegeta, however, all is not lost as
Trunks soon comes to play and the key of all the surviving mortals and pouring it into
To his sword, Trunks uses his blade to plow Zamazoo.
However, just as everyone thinks Zamazoo is gone once and for all, he enshrouds the earth
in his incorporeal form.
All of humanity is lost, apart from our heroes.
Is there really no way to stop the scourge of Zamazoo?
The situation is desperate, but Goku has an idea.
Hearing those words, Goku pulls out the button given to him by Grand Zeno that will summon
him no matter where he is and presses it.
With this, Zed-O appears in Trunks' world, and Goku proposes that Zed-O erases Zamasu
from existence.
However, Zed-O is less than impressed by the depressing world he has been summoned to,
and opts to destroy the entire planet instead.
Goku and the others dash to the time machine and make a w-pun here.
Trunks and his friends have lost their home, but they learn from Wiz that they may
be able to return to that same world before it was erased. With wish's help, they seal
away Zamazoo of that world. Bidding farewell to Goku and the others, Shrunk sets off on
a next adventure in his new world.
What episode would we be on in the game chat? What if we try Gohan? Or do you want to
finish it? I think we do Gohan.
Cool.
Oh, today's okay.
Wait, let's go back.
Shut up.
We're not, we're not doing this.
Alright, let's finish Goku.
Isn't that the brawly part next?
Oh, they completely skipped him?
I thought he was...
I don't, I don't even...
Oh, the tournament.
What the fuck?
Afterward, Goku takes the Zeno from Future Trunks' time, who stayed behind with
them to his own Zeno to have his very own special friend.
That is really sad.
Yet, the Zenos are still in need of even more excitement in their lives.
That says a lot about themselves.
So Goku proposes a tournament between the greatest warriors of the multiverse.
It is decided that at this tournament of power, the victorious team will win a wish on the
Super Dragon Balls, while all the other team's universes will be erased.
A preliminary to the tournament is also held, and it is these exhibition matches
that Goku and the others meet the formidable Toppo of Universe 11.
After watching the ferocious fighting of the Exhibition matches, the Zenos have high expectations
for the Tournament of Power.
Goku and the others return to Earth, and as the Tournament of Power draws near, they
go in search of competitors to fight alongside them.
Mark my words, we're gonna win that tournament of power!
Alright, let's gather the 10 strongest fighters we know to make sure we beat the other universes.
So why does Goku want the ultimate Dragon Ball power? Like, why does he need it?
Head out now.
Wait.
Who should I pick to go?
Majin Buu?
Android 17?
Goku asks Android 18 about Android 17's whereabouts.
but she does not have any details.
He then asks Dendy, Earth's guardian,
he says Android 17 is on a large island to the south.
It turns out that Android 17 is working as a park ranger there,
protecting the island's wildlife from poachers.
When Goku manages to track down Android 17,
he finds him ducking it out,
duking it out with poachers.
Joining the fight,
He helps Seventeen chase off the illegal hunters.
Then, to get a read on Seventeen's current strength, Goku challenges him to a fight.
I know it's strange me showing up like this out of nowhere, but I need to see just how strong you are.
I'm looking for powerful allies.
Maybe Seventeen? Let's see what you got!
Stupid kid. Why you deflected that?
Just because I've been on an island doesn't mean I've been taking it easy.
The problem for you is, I've gotten stronger too.
If you were fighting the old me, you might have a chance.
Damn, I just swallowed the past.
We continue this. We could destroy the island.
What's funny is I actually won.
You didn't say you had three kids!
He didn't.
One's ours and two are adopted.
What do you want, Goku?
I know you didn't come to this island just to get an update on my personal life.
Well, there's this thing called the Tournament of Power.
And you're asking me to leave my responsibilities here to fight in this tournament?
Connor Eats Pants accepts this invitation to fight for the world.
Yep, you in?
He leaves Fortnite Friday behind.
I'm not.
Do this to me!
Everyone's fate depends on this tournament!
Wait, what?
Well...
It really tells something to him.
There may be a promise not to tell any of the recruits, but here's the truth.
If we lose the tournament, our universe will be destroyed.
If we're doomed, so be it.
Obliteration for all, not just the helpless.
That's a fate I can accept.
Alright, fine, I'm in.
I'll join your team for the tournament.
I don't like being in debt to anybody.
Wow, do you mean it?
After some asking around, Goku finally gathers 10 strong fighters.
One of them, however, is asleep on the job.
Mr. Satin tells Goku that Buu is unlikely to wake anytime soon, so Goku has to scramble
to find another fighter.
Wait, I know Frieza!
That's what we should get!
He can be the 10th fighter for our team!
So now Goku has to convince his friends of his controversial idea of bringing Frieza from
hell to participate in the tournament.
Frieza sets a condition that if they are victorious and save their universe, they will use the
dragon balls to fully revive him.
Goku agrees to the terms.
The newly assembled 10 Warriors of Universe 7 now stand in tournament of Power Arena
in the No Realm, waiting for the fight to begin.
Fighting for Universe 6 is the assassin hit, who participated in the Tournament of Destroyers,
alongside Frost in some sane warriors.
Universe 11 has brought in the Formable Topa, who fought fiercely in the Exhibition match,
in Jiric, who seems to be concealing profound abilities.
And so, mighty warriors from the other universes have gathered in one place.
At last the arena is finished, and the teams from all competing universes are here.
We will now hear some words of welcome from the Omni-Kings themselves.
Poetry, thy name is Senno, thank you, your Majesties.
For those who neglected to pour through the rulebook assiduously, I'll lay out the
basic guidelines.
The battle the last 100 attacks.
It's roughly equivalent to 48 Earth minutes.
Special techniques are allowed, but the use of weapons is prohibited, as are any lethal
attacks or maneuvers.
You must throw your opponent off the ring to win.
Lastly, regardless of how wounded you may be, the use of restorative implements is
expressly forbidden.
And that concludes our review of the rules.
The Tournament of Power, begin!
Alright, hope you're ready!
It's Goku, right? I've been wanting to talk to you.
You're kind of super saiyan I've never seen before.
Holy shit!
Show us how, and we'll thank you by using it to beat everyone here!
Starting with you!
Holy burn, there's no way to say thanks!
Well, I'm not sure either of you rookies are able to...
Goku encounters his first Latina.
Rookie?
If that's what you think of us, then you got another thing done.
Let's show a pain!
At least you're entertaining. I'll give you that much.
Bitch, let me turn around!
Watch out.
What we're dealing with, that could be the legendary Super Saiyan former ancestor Spokane.
Iron uses his power to take control of the rampaging kale.
Once again, he escapes Goku.
Just as the fighting reaches its peak, Goku and his team are confronted by a completely
new opponent.
Just as he thought it couldn't get any worse, Throgan enters the ring.
Trio manage to achieve a brand new transformation, despite Android 17's best efforts to interpret
them.
With their entrance, the fighting becomes even more violent.
All right, here we...
Who is confused as Riveran won this award two years ago?
How are they possibly still in the tournament?
How is our team?
They're here to be holding up, all right.
One way or another, they're all staying strong in the face of the society.
Holy fuck, they're strong.
Doesn't matter. I'll take you on anyway.
We shit that was fast.
Easy claps farm in the chats.
Goku and Android 17 are facing down the two girls when Jimizu, a yard rat of Universe 2,
shows up and secures their escape with an instant transformation fuck.
Goku then parts ways with Android 17 to find his next opponent.
Leading him straight to an enemy he lost before in the Tournament of Destroyers.
Hit. A master of time skip.
He is locked in a bitter battle with Dispo, a warrior from universe 11.
No way!
Wait a minute. What are you doing, Goku? I don't need your help.
That's good, because I didn't come here for that.
I saw those guys had you backed into a corner, and you know, it made me itch for a fight too.
I say we fight them together.
Listen, Goku, the one with the ears is mine. Don't get in my way.
my way I don't understand I thought this is a fight for the universe oh well
you're free to try and stop me you're pretty fast aren't you but I've got my
own tricks silly rabbit damn it he's too fast for me to use instant
transmission wait there you are yeah oh it's like a battle royale how did he
already know what I was gonna do sure you got speed on your side I'll give
you that your moves are simple and predictable once I get the timing down
It'll be easy doesn't matter who I'm up against
What just happened? I flexed my muscles the same way that I do before a time-skip chest so that I could learn you
Perk of those ears and listen carefully. Here we go chat
Goku hears Krillin calling to him from the audience and saves master Roshi from a tight spot
Then he returns once more to the melee
Whose powers that?
Well, well, well, it appears that outrageous monsters finally joining the fray.
Universe 11's Jiren, Jiren has moved into action.
My ally, do what you feel is required. Do whatever fulfills your desires. Fight so that you may claim the Super Dragon Balls.
So, you finally decided to fight me after all this time.
Yes, who would have thought that one mortal warrior could release this much energy?
We'll see about that!
What's about to happen?
Give me all your strength, chat!
Goku! You can take our energy too!
Jiren! Once you're out, I hope you don't regret giving me the time to finish this.
But it looks like when the seventh universe unites! This is our Spirit Bomb!
It's not done. He can power up and push back.
Spirit Bomb has never failed us before!
Victory is yours.
Goku! Is that it?
Different about him. That's for sure.
Yes, I'm sensing an incredible strength from him yet. His energy is so calm it gives me the creeps
Let us watch and see what happens a point blank on the arm
This is the first time even I've seen Goku in this curious state. It's amazing
I've never seen my dad move like this before not in any form. Yeah dodgers are like that too
What the hell's going on?
What have you become?
It's more amazing.
It's so wonderful! Oh, I hoped for this!
But I have to admit, I wasn't sure if to say it would ever be to achieve it!
Truth! Instinct!
It's impossible. That's an extremely weak level of power, difficult for even the highest gods to reach.
In this marvelous cosmos, wonders really do happen, don't they, my lord?
There's now an uncharted territory that remains to be seen what will happen to you.
Even greater potential!
You're a truly fascinating creature.
However, your passion is expected.
You have nothing more to offer.
And now we chill.
His mind and his body are no longer one.
By abandoning his consciousness, his body moves alone.
Dodging any attack with the ultimate skill.
Ultra Instinct. However, Goku's ability to wield such a power is only temporary.
After receiving Ki from Frieza, his power returns.
Meanwhile, the assassin hit is defeated by Giren and thrown from the arena.
See, there are no more competitors to challenge. Giren begins to meditate and fuck.
Leaving the rest of the fighting to his comrades.
Though Goku has not made a full recovery, he returns to the fighting anyway.
I guess I'm not interesting enough for you anymore, huh?
But Goku is not without the opponent for long.
Let's go! You and me, Goku!
Caliph-Villa has made a reappearance.
First hit was knocked out of the ring, and now Cabot's going too.
I have to get so many of them so I can keep fighting in their place and give our universe a chance!
So show me how to get to the next level!
I don't have time to wait! I need to get to Super Saiyan 3!
Okay, sure, why not? But I can only show you if you try to defeat me with everything you've got!
Don't patronize me!
In your state you're ready to transform, Goku.
I'd hate for you to drop out before you fight for real.
Yeah, you're right.
I hate that too.
Dude, don't chat.
Of course.
You'll charge in and I'll follow your lead, come on.
We do this as equal.
Cosmos!
You're dead right!
Things we thought before this battle started.
What?
Are you sure?
Oh, fuck.
Knocked out of the ring.
And now Kaba's gone too.
I have to get stronger so I can keep fighting in their place.
Give our universe a chance!
How did she block that?
Show me how to get to the next level!
I don't have time to wait!
I have to get to Super Saiyan 3!
Okay, sure, why not?
But I can only show you if you try to defeat me with everything you've got!
Don't patronize me!
What the fuck?
I thought you would drop out before you fight for real!
Yeah, you're right!
I hit that too!
How about you? You game?
So you know what you need to do, don't ya?
Of course! You'll charge in and I'll follow your lead, Kong Kong!
Like hell you will! We do this as equal, haven't we?
Well, time to believe in the homes we got before this battle.
Are you sure?
I can win this!
God, fucking dammit, that one fucking move, bro!
First hit was knocked out of the ring, and now Kaba's down too.
I have to get stronger so I can keep fighting in their place, and give our universe a chance!
So show me how to get to the next level. I do not have time to wait.
Okay, sure, why not? But I can only show you if you try to defeat me with everything you've got.
Don't patronize me.
Oh, this bitch hard.
Her hit was knocked out of the ring, and now Kaba's gone too.
I have to get stronger so I can keep fighting in their place and give our universe a chance.
So show me how to get to the next level. I don't have time to wait. I need to get to Super Saiyan 3!
Okay, sure, why not? But I can only show you if you try to defeat me with everything you've got.
Don't patronize me. You're ready to transform, Ghost. I didn't think you'd drop out before you fight for real.
Yeah, you're right. I'd hit that too.
You get him?
Need to do, don't ya?
Of course!
You'll charge in and I'll follow your lead, Kavita!
Do this, Jack!
Hell, you will!
We do this as equal.
We get two of us together.
We're the toughest force in the cosmos.
Haven't we?
Yeah, that's right.
Well, time to believe it all the way.
Get out of those things we've got before this battle starts.
It's over!
Are you sure?
You're not least sucking my dick.
He's not a dick.
He's not a dick.
He's not a dick.
He's not a dick.
He's not a dick.
He's not a dick.
He's not a dick.
He's not a dick.
He's not a dick.
He's knocking both those Saiyans out at the same time.
I'm nasty.
What? You're kidding me!
This is K-
Keplandon!
Fused with Bataras. I didn't see that coming.
I got one shot at this!
Kepla, you won't surpass me!
Maybe I'll turn blue myself.
If you wanna see that, trust me, I will!
Right after I show you who's boss!
This time I'll make sure to soak it up.
Huh. Autonomous Ultra Instinct.
With Goku's threat making her think she either had to win now or be removed from the tournament,
he has found an even greater extreme of power.
That is my job.
There is no such conquering weapon as the necessity of conquering.
Looks bad. If one of those rays hits Goku head-on, it could be the end for him.
Is she planning to burn through all her energy to knock him out?
From the arena, sealing his victory, however...
Well then, Universe 2 and Universe 6 have been eliminated.
Any universes with no competitors remaining are slated to be destroyed, one by one.
The fighters of Universe 3 and 4 merge, becoming an ELASA for their attack.
That monstrosity!
They just built something big to try to frighten us!
But if I was here, would I be laughing?
Stop them unless we all fight together. You don't have to tell me that's obvious
Let's move in fast from different angles to confusion. Then we'll all attack at once
Freeza, what do you say you help us fight this guy?
Are you going to say please?
It's for us. All right
Contested 18 has been eliminated. That brings the seventh universe down to five warriors
I think Tita will all have to fight it harder. Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
Okay, let's do this!
Alright, just for the law, I'm gonna raise a...
Oh shit!
Fighters from Universe 7 band together and with their combined power are able to knock Aneliaza up.
There are now 8 minutes remaining in the Tournament of Power and two teams Goku's Universe 7 and Gairin's Universe 11.
Universal 11's Toppo unleashes his power of destruction to back Vegeta into a quarter,
but it's then that Vegeta awakens to a new power.
Oh, is knocked out, leaving Jairin the sole remaining fighter.
Jairin calls Toppo's defeat disgraceful from unsurprising, and his words seem to
show a lack of trust in his teammate.
He then turns to Goku and his allies.
It's Stummy, you could find so much power without sacrificing your ideals.
You fought hard to defeat Toppo.
Well done.
There's something I'd like you to see.
Jai Ren and Goku turn to face each other in battle once more.
Oh Jiren.
Like actual fire!
This energy's out of this world!
What is this guy?
Some kind of monster?
I never would have guessed he was holding back this much.
His power is unbelievable!
He's in a league of his own!
How are Goku and the others supposed to compete?
Now that your little brains are gone, you're finally getting serious.
Forward!
Vegeta!
Come on.
Don't be foolish.
You have no chance against me, especially in your current form.
Don't you shrug me off!
Now the burden of weakness falls upon you.
Vegeta!
No, come on guys!
Is he going mad?
At least get yourself out of the way!
Hey, Goku!
Vegeta!
I'm giving- I bought you some time!
Voskipur Vedaka enjoyed 17 sacrifices himself to save Goku and Vegeta.
However, I was serious about him.
Goku is still immobile and Vegeta is left to stand and face Jiren all by himself.
Resolute as he is, Vegeta is unable to transform, leaving him in no state.
Even if I'm not the one who does it, even if I'm not the one who delivers the final
blow.
As long as the universe wins, it's fine by me.
Vegeta loses the battle, entrusting his key to Goku just before he is knocked out of the arena,
accepting Vegeta's key.
Goku once again steps up the challenge.
Jiren.
Vegeta, I'll get you that wish!
It's the last thing I do!
So he entrusted his energy to me.
More foolishness dressed as a valour.
Trust provides nothing but a path to the grill.
Come on, Jiren! Stop lying to yourself!
Don't worry!
Pitiful display the most you can do?
I'm still lying to you, trust that I can find a way to pull this off!
I'm weird because I refused on it, don't tell me!
One thing works, yeah!
Goku is entangled with Jiren's in it, Gyro. His body is already at its limit. However,
the decimation of his allies has awakened a new power within him. Only a little time
remains in the tournament of power. Goku must embark on a battle against Jiren that will
decide the fate of his universe.
Look at him. He's like a new fighter.
It's like the first time he fought Jiren, and when he fought Kefla.
Holy shit!
I'd say that this match is about to get a serious shake-up!
He cannot afford another miss, though.
I'm quite sure this will be his last chance.
Each time he defies his physical limits and forces himself to fight like a guard.
The strain on his mortal body increases.
He has already pushed himself so far.
and with no more allies I'd even greater potential!
I cannot hope to recover again if the glimmer fades from his eyes.
With his incomplete Ultra Instinct, all he's doing is delaying the inevitable.
You called it incomplete, which implies he has it fully mastered.
Don't tell me you're stupid enough to ignore the obvious implications of that.
I do suggest that he can master Ultra Instinct in the time that he has left.
Please.
You're a fool. That's impossible.
48 minutes.
Chirin's attacks are intensifying as well.
He's got Goku pinned down.
Quick, Goku! Get out of there while you still can! Hurry up!
Even greater potential!
No more talk. Just shut your mouths and watch.
I want to get something truly superb.
Please. What Goku's done it has to have.
He's finally achieved.
Yes.
It's down there.
This model really is something else.
Look at that little inform.
There can be no doubt.
This is autonomous ultra-hymestinct.
There's none worthless than all my effort.
I'm trying to use the old chat.
It literally like, he won't leave me alone.
Firestorm!
Like, I can't even, like, let me move away.
Firestorm!
Come on.
It turns you fall.
Nothing in effect.
That should be obvious.
Yo-ku can reach these hounds because he's not just fighting for himself
Who am I fighting for next dragon balls e-con a new fighter?
It's like the first time you fought jiren and when he fought Kevlar
I'd say that this match is about to get a serious shake up. He cannot afford another mista
I'm quite sure this would be his last chance each time he defies his physical limits and forces himself to fight like a god
The strain on his mortal body increases. He has already pushed himself so far.
And with no more allies to aid him, he cannot hope to recover again.
If the glimmer fades from his eyes, it'll be over.
With his incomplete Ultra Instinct? All he's doing is delaying the inevitable.
You call that incomplete? It implies he has a fully mastered unit.
Don't tell me you're stupid enough to ignore the obvious implications of that.
Are you suggesting that he can master Ultra Insta in the time that he has left?
Oh, that's impossible.
Forty-eight minutes. That's all we were given for this journey into power.
You didn't have to read time-spanning.
We, Saiyan warriors, have shattered our limits time after time.
You've seen it with your own eyes, destroyer. Come on, find a way.
I've entrusted everything to you.
My pride, and my promise everything, I won't tolerate failure!
Trespass into the domain of the gods, and use that might to conquer Turing!
Do it, Kagnarot!
Turing's attacks are intensifying as well.
He's got Goku pinned down.
Great Goku, get out of there while you still can!
Hurry up!
No more talk, just shut your mouths and watch.
He's arrived at something truly superb.
Please, Goku's done it, hasn't he?
He's finally achieved it.
Yes.
It's astounding.
If Mortal really is, it's not possible.
I cannot lose.
I won't accept defeat.
Might makes right and might alone.
Without strength, we have nothing.
If I don't win, then all my effort,
All my effort. All I've struggled to achieve. All of it will have been pointless!
All lose everything. Just...
Jiren's energy is climbing even higher. Tell me how.
How you stand up no matter how many times you fall!
Answer me, Goku!
Yeah, me and Rukidu and Seventeen are all brothers. Everything they had had. So I could keep going.
If I do quit, I betray that trust, and I refuse to let all of that down!
It's useless! Your ideals mean nothing in the face of my power!
Impossible! How is he doing this?
That should be obvious. Yoku can reach these heights because he's not just fighting for himself.
He fights for all of us. That's the difference.
They can always write behind every one of Goku's stripes is a whole community of people who've grown up with him
Strengthening him over a lifetime of unimaginable challenges. Each one has been crucial
inspiring and pushing him forward
Goku doesn't imagine for one minute. He's gotten this far on his own
He's pushed all of us forward to
Shaping us into the people we are today.
Even as he fights his opponents, there's a funny way of drawing them in.
That's just the kind of man Goku is.
This is our power to your end.
To hell with your friendship. To hell with your trust.
Putting fate in such things would mean denying all that I've witnessed in my life up until now.
I know the extent of the leave and that so-called strength.
I know how easily it's ripped away!
Go on, Kakarot! Now it's time to put Jiren down!
Jiren and Goku remain locked in a fierce battle.
Goku's body has been pushed to the limit and can no longer endure the power of a god.
Just as it seems, Jiren is going to throw Goku from the arena.
Goku's looking pretty useless now. We're gonna have to handle this ourselves. Yes, obviously.
What is that in Android 19 joining?
Getting down at your enemy's feet? Is this honestly the way you want your fight to end? Get up! Come on!
Why would you spend all those years honing your strength, rejecting everything and everyone else? Just to surrender!
Keep fighting to the end!
Gairen stands up once more at Toppo's words. Goku also pulls himself to his feet for one final go.
Sorry about that, you guys. It didn't mean to leave you like that, and I got this.
How the hell are you still standing?
I don't need to share the line life with you, either, Mouken.
The three of us need to do this together to get this done, or our universe is doomed!
So, once again you have returned, and once again you will.
Provido!
Give us teaming up!
You do remember your promise, don't you, Goku?
To bring me back to life.
Seriously, Frieza?
Well, you keep your word and I'll watch you!
As long as you hold up your end of the barge and help us win, I'll hold up mine.
We should know that better than anyone by now, don't you think?
That sickening naivety of yours is what I quite despise most of all.
But for my own self-interest, I should probably thank you.
You guys done yet? Or do you want to hug?
Nothing would repulse me more.
Now, how the hell are you still standing?
I don't need to share the line life with you, you little monkey.
Monkey!
We need to do this together to get this done!
Our universe is doomed!
So, Kouben, once again you have returned, and once again you will.
Yeah, I reset too. I have people team-doubled me.
Sorry about that, you guys. I didn't mean to leave you like that. I got this. How the hell are you still standing?
If I don't need to share the line, why would you need a monkey?
Three of us need to do this together to get this done, for our universe is doomed!
So cool.
Alright, Jeff, pretend this is the last fight. Go crazy.
And once again, you go.
There still may not be enough, even with all three of us teaming up.
You do remember your promise, don't you, Goku?
To bring me back tonight.
Seriously, Frieza?
Will you keep your word? I'll watch you!
As long as you hold up your end of the barge and help us win, I'll hold up mine.
You should know that better than anyone by now, don't you think?
That's sickening my every tear of yours is what I fight despise most of all, but for
my own self-interest I should probably thank you.
You guys done yet or you wanna hug for me?
Nothing would repulse me more!
Wow, that ended perfectly.
Oh, it's Jiren.
Jiren.
Jiren.
I know we just barely finished the battle of our lives, but I'm already hungry for the
next fight.
Maybe you don't want to hear this.
But I feel like we've gotten stronger together, and I think that's worth a lot.
I hope to see you again, Jiren.
An incredible warrior.
Didn't his whole universe just get exploded?
Yeah.
As the last one standing in the arena, Android 17 reigns as the champion.
He gains the right to make a wish on the Super Dragon Balls as a prize.
He had wanted to treat his family to accrues, but after looking at Goku's face, he instead
wishes that all universes be returned to the way they were.
His friends are taken aback, but Zeno has anticipated this.
Any other wish would have meant the destruction of everything in existence.
And all of them start to tremble.
Hey Goku, will you come visit us again?
Yeah, of course I will.
Keep it real, Zenny's.
Is it really in the show that he wanted a curse?
The Tournament of Power is over.
Goku and the others return to their normal lives.
We'll never stop getting stronger, right Vegeta?
Of course we won't!
But it's always this whole torment at least. Was there any point to that from her at all?
Goku and his companions continue their fight, pushing their limits and facing down on new and mighty opponents.
Give me your Twitch Prime, stout of the time, follow the stream, this is all that- this is what I do it for, come up.
Miskiff is taken back by the fact that nobody twitch-primed in his chat.
Siren, thank you for the twitch prime.
And Square Chin, thank you for the twitch prime.
Makaela is on her ulti count.
Maul, thank you for the sub.
Xay for the subs appreciated it.
That was a very fun game.
I enjoyed my stay.
Yo Dark, thank you for sub.
I actually really enjoyed that game.
Yo Kill, thank you for sub.
Yo Narrow, thank you for sub.
I did not get sponsored by that game.
If you're new here, follow the stream chat.
Yo, Snoopy, thanks for the four months.
I'm pretty stupid all the time.
No, there's way more to this game.
Yo, Fyatt, thank you to the sub,
two, thank you to the 13 months.
I only did Goku's, I didn't do everybody else's.
Dude, the fighting in that game was unreal though.
Like, unreal the fighting.
That felt so...
Like, I felt like it was just a movie.
Just on Dragon Ball Z Kai.
S-Fan comes out of the woodworks and wants to play. Will Mizkiff take the bait and play
S-Fan in Ultimate 1v1 in Dragon Ball Z?
By the way, was I- I forgot they were looking up a rectilus function. By the way, was I good
at alt-nair raiding? Or did I just sound like a giant dipshit the entire time?
I'm a spirit bomb out there to help with the best. Dude, I'm getting shit on!
One more on Miz? Dude, I don't even know how to play yet. I just tried to play him.
Meanwhile, Ms. Kiff waits in anticipation of S-FanTV.
Will S-Fan remember that he's playing this game?
It looks like S-Fan has completely lost it.
Yo, Kill Scoop, thank you for the 3-3 subs, I appreciate it, man.
S-Fan said, okay, one second.
How can I fight people? I'm down.
I already fought Bruce.
Um, isn't S-Fan- he's in New York.
How does he have a setup?
I have 60k channel points, can he buy me the game?
Yes. I mean all these people are playing the actual story, Jack.
They didn't want a 1v1.
Well, I'll fight Esavan. Ask MooMoon.
MooMoon does not play fair in 1v1s.
Let's go see. Esavan's ready.
I have no idea how to invite people by the way.
Shut the fuck up.
Where would I go to fight? Does anyone know?
Is there anything special that you want wait my husband would take me shopping a
little more often he's calling on guest are I know I know decisions decisions I
have no idea this works I know I know decisions decisions wish my husband
would take me shopping a little more often true what the fuck happened that
I know, I know. Decisions, Decisions.
Yo. Yo.
Are you just working?
You don't know what you're doing?
I'm down.
But I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't either, besides I just saved the entire universe multiple times.
Wait, that's sick.
So like, my resume is basically the same as yours.
GOKU!
Well, I died to Vegeta's less.
And it felt like he just blasted me in the ass.
All right, how do I go first?
Okay, if I go to challenge it, no.
Everybody's here.
Oh, battle online.
Finger match.
Where do you see that?
Battle online.
Yeah, and then I will create a room.
Go on, it's here too.
Okay, I just wanted to remind you.
I wonder if I'm going to be fighting first.
Tien Shinhan.
I don't even know.
I just didn't even want to say this.
Is it DP battle? Do we want to do DP battle?
But apparently you leaked the code.
You know, I'm gonna do DP battle.
Alright, what room do I want?
What is DP battle? What is single battle?
I don't, I have no idea.
Okay, I want a single battle.
Reflectability items on.
Piccolo might be disappointed if I lose.
Okay, so I'm going to
Dude I found a place in New York that I can
Wait are you at Torx house?
Wait, I'm not inviting
Okay, you're right.
I don't know if you would bite me.
I just invited you.
So, what kind of...
Oh, I thought you were going to taunt us.
The Goku uses his full power.
He'll blow this place to smithereens.
Why do I...
Your mic sounds terrible.
Um, I mean...
Um...
And then there's a taunt set up, so...
where where are the quick join game where I'm a papisha clap how do I sound now
much better sick team papisha
yeah if you don't you want to go watch the actual gameplay this game go watch
as fan he's gonna actually play it yeah I'm gonna play I'm gonna play a story
mode like probably all night and then I'm gonna stay up all night and then I'm
I'm gonna do IRL and I did IRL for like eight hours
before this on Bonnie's stream, I was sick.
Oh, that's an ear crack.
You're gonna die, bro.
And then I'll die happy.
I'm worried, bro.
Look, look, look, I don't care if I die
as long as somebody watches.
Let's go play on World Tournament.
Chat, does it matter if you play as like a character
that is like technically a better character?
How do I, let's see, how do I change my character?
It does.
So if I play the better version of Goku,
tactically when. Wait, do I only have one- oh. Wait, so then we should both just play regular Goku.
Um, no, I don't want to be Goku. I'll be Vegeta. All right, let's do it!
Do they have stats? I don't think it matters. I don't like that in BodoKai.
What are you playing as? Uh, I'm not telling you. Okay. Are you lagging? Nope.
There's underestimate. You'll be in a world of pain.
You want to see the results of my training with King Kai? I'll show you.
Oh, well, that's then. We need to come down to this all along.
Oh my gosh, so long we gave out that.
Wait in the in the world
You kill all the innocence. What are they wasting the board? I can't even find the audience to you.
Oh, why do I do?
Dude, I literally, my audience lost to the world tournament.
Dude, we lost the audience dude. We lost all our viewers.
I can't hear you easy claps being formed in the chat
Yeah, cuz I don't know how to play the game. I just stored it wait am I just way stronger than a fan
Even if you dare to underestimate me, you'll be in a world of pain
You want to see the right character is so much stronger. There's no way
There's no way they would design the game that the same now
But I can't I can't even be here at all
It's so stupid.
I love this.
What?
It's like it's time for me to actually play.
The finishers are so like inside of my back.
That was a pretty fun fight.
It's the only real problem I've been getting so far.
Like you can feel it when the fight's end.
It's kind of like oh.
Sometimes, but sometimes actually pretty good.
That's the rest of the game.
You'll be in a world of pain.
I don't think I have a pain.
The explanation of this character.
You want to see the result of my training with King Kai?
I'll show you.
I feel like when you start button matching you do better, it's like the opposite of Street Fighter.
Alright, this time I'll actually play.
Jack, you shouldn't have been doing gambling for that.
I'll actually play.
It's like there's only one in this game.
You'll be in a world where you're first.
You wanna see the result of my training, King Kong?
I'll show you.
Oh, you're so far out of range it doesn't do anything
I want more
Here try to transform I won't hate you
You'll be in a world of pain you want to see the results of my training with kinkai I'll show you
I don't think I transform it up
Oh, you need to be the blue needs to be charged
No
I should do like, if it's so cold.
I don't know if you have the counter attack with all of you.
What?
Pretty good.
It's minus, man.
Is there anyone that counters?
I've been playing, I've been live for 11 hours.
Short stream, just one of the same couple things.
Alright dude, I'll see you later.
Minus fan.
Jack, go watch, go watch S-Fan.
He's gonna do the full playthrough.
He's gonna do the full thing.
Go watch S-Fan.
the whole thing right now at this exact moment. Go watch it. I have to go right
XREL so I can't read this one, but go watch it. Wait, why do you have to read
her? She gifted me two on ourselves. I was desperate as well.
That's the way I am. You should just, you should just lie to her. I should have
asked for more. I didn't realize, I'm stupid. I didn't realize. Dude, she has way more
than all this combined. So that, Jack, go, go read her, or go read Espen. I, I
I promised her tonight specifically that I'd read her so I went to her
All right
See what it didn't but later some chat. Let's end the stream follow if you're new
She's not live issues
Wait, but oh she did all right great. That's been. Oh, it's what I am
All right, I'm a great S-Fam. Thank you guys for watching. I appreciate it
Follow the stream if you're new here
Honestly, I was very surprised how many people were here with the Dragon Ball bullshit
I think that's because it was just like the beginning acts and people really like that shit
But then also no one streams anymore. So follow stream if you're new here boys
Follow stream it'd be delightful if you did
Follow stream talk to the sub I appreciate it, but that is it for me. I am out
One string tomorrow. I'll be live on extra Emily stream at like 12 1 o'clock and then
Wednesday I'm doing something with Mari which is pretty good Thursday Dave comes
here and we're just watching Game of Thrones for three days straight telling
you that I will be doing a little bit less streaming during that time because
Dave will be here but there will be days where I'm live for like 13 hours a day
so there's a lot a lot coming a lot happening Mari
No, I don't want to speed it down.
Then...
Yeah, follow stream if you're new here, boys. I'm out.
Thank you guys for watching. I'm going to rate SFN now.
Pretty insane stream.
Uh, this was a long one.
It was fun with ME, then we had the Vul'Kong, which was pretty fun.
Everything was a pretty good time.
Good shit.
Uh, Dragon Ball was actually way better than I thought it would be.
He said I'll be live on Tuesday and I'll be live like every day this week, fuck.
No day's off. No day's off.
Uh, but later boys. Uh...
Later.
See you tomorrow.
Thank you for living for the raid.