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Yeah, where the fuck are the chompy spams, motherfucker?
Where's the chompy business remote?
Come on, let's do something!
Do we have it?
There it is.
That's fucking good.
Can someone make a mis-kiff stock, please?
It's alright, like, .2.
Congratulations, Dirk, you got us fucking Katerino!
Nice fucking job, dude.
Nice. We just merged with a penny stock.
Do you hear yourself, you stupid fuck?
God, you're dumb.
Nice job.
Wait till Monday. Our stock's plumbing.
Fucking the phone. That's a good song.
You want me to play it? Alright, you're such a pussy, it's fine. If you think I won't, I don't give a fuck anymore.
Yeah, does Harry need to get a program for that one?
Just the two, we can begin in which side
Just a two on us, just a two on us
We're building castles in the sky
I really am
Time for tears, wasted water all that in
And they don't make no foulers burn
Under those who we, not those who we too we
We gotta vote for all we know
Didn't we will make America affordable again because the prices are too high
the prices
But if crazy Kamala is reelected
One of the first acts will be and she said this is to massively raise taxes on American service
You know, I've never fucking go politics, but I've always been on the other side like writing checks to anyway
What's going on chap?
What up for everyone?
Hello chat, fellow fellow board of directors. How's everyone doing today?
Hello. How's everybody doing? Everyone doing good?
Everyone is having a good day today and thanks for the stream.
Your problem dude, it's been a long stream already, but I'm gonna stick it out a little longer.
What's up? What happened to your arm? I don't...
25 is crazy.
What's up dude?
Lack?
Yeah.
Where are you going?
Bakari is leaving my house.
Skizos, letting you guys know Bakari is currently leaving my house.
It is 2.38 on 10.6, 10.24.
Bakari is currently walking out of my house as we speak.
Just want to make sure you guys are updated.
Hell, you touched my clit.
Yeah, of course.
How are you doing? You just go left?
I am good, Bakari, but I have some bad news.
What's wrong?
You drank all my self-suffices.
Sure!
Oh, fuck yeah, all that!
They're really good!
I didn't know they had a caffeine, so I was actually drinking Celsius at like 3 a.m.. And this is like what what are you doing?
Hey chat the cars retarded anyway, you know me three Celsius is and about okay, I'll go get them
Oh, you're very lotion you can't say okay
Yeah
Yeah, that was very lotion. Yeah, sorry
Yeah, yeah
It's cool, isn't it?
Who is that?
Just some random anime girl.
I fucking hate anime, Lacharion.
All right, well, I'll let you do your thing.
Hey, it's Trump.
I know.
Pretty good, huh?
There he is.
There he is.
There he is.
There's a guy.
There he is.
There he is.
There he is.
Again, very lotion-y.
Very lotion-y, but.
Yeah.
Oh, watch that.
Help one.
What up, boys?
What up, chat?
What up people? We are still at 10,000 subs.
Oh, we are not even close.
Fuck, chat.
Listen, we had a very, very interesting time here in LA.
We had a lot of things happen,
a lot of meetings that were adjourned.
Now I know that I had my chat, my community,
but I also had my board of directors.
The board, I hope you guys are doing swell
in the top of the corner of my screen today.
Hope you guys are doing grand.
We had a very well meeting with OTV and OTV people.
We need more subscribers, this is ridiculous.
Anyway, Monday, it's also not Monday.
So the market's not open, but we had a very good time
with the people in LA.
We talked to the higher ups at offline TV.
I even got to meet the CEO himself, Scarra.
And I talked to Scarra a lot.
Yo.
Now as you guys know, we, the OTK people,
went over there to merch for a video.
It was actually pretty fucking good.
Yeah, I honestly had a pretty fucking good time.
I will say though, I thought their shoots
were gonna be like two hours
and it was gonna be half of them
on their phones the entire time.
It was five hours of non-stop shit.
And I'll just say this for the video,
I'm obviously not gonna say everything,
but they made me do the most.
So I better have like, I'm hoping I have more screen time
than I did with Bella Porsche.
I'm hoping I have a little bit more screen time than that.
But watch, it's probably gonna be all about
like fucking extra Emily and Abby
and then me and Espen are gonna be in for like three
seconds, but that's three seconds that we can talk about.
And that's a seven minute video I can make on my channel.
So I'm really excited about it.
Who's the guest for tonight?
You're gonna have to wait and find out.
It's gonna be really interesting though.
Very interesting.
But, how are you guys doing today?
No, it is not Dave.
Dave will be here on the 10th.
Dave is coming, chap.
You have a big stream that's coming up very soon.
Dave is gonna be here for a Game of Thrones
heritage auction.
All right, here's the plan for Dave.
Dave's here for 10 days.
As you all know, you love Dave.
Dave wants to do three things.
I'm gonna read them out to you
as he's going to do for you as well.
He wants to do three things with me while he's here.
I haven't even said what they are yet, okay?
There's three Dave's that are gonna be here for 10 days.
One, Dave wants to play all of Halo 3 in one stream
and he wants at least E-Rub.
So Dave wants to play all of Halo 3 legendary in one stream with four people and he wants
at least E-RUN.
So I thought I'd bring it to the board of directors and ask if that's a good one and
we should do it.
It's about an eight hour to 10 hour stream.
I'm assuming that's a yes.
Stocks are going up.
Number two, there is a heritage auction game of thrones that is one of one that will
happen and it's happening the 10th 11th and 12th we are fucking watching the
shadow that it should go crazy so it's gonna be good ass options Dave could
talk about the lore should be good stuff and fucking pumped this third one
is an interesting one this third one is an interesting one Dave Dave wants to
read you guys a story Dave wants to read the Hobbit he wants to read the
entirety of the Hobbit to you. Yes. He wants to read the whole book to you guys. And basically
I'm not there. It's I'm basically gone and Dave is sitting there. I'm almost picturing
it like Jeff Kaplan or whatever the guy's Overwatch was. And he's going to read. He
wants to read all of... I got to be doing some stupid shit. Okay, this sounds so
Fuck it. This is so stupid. It's good. I think we should do it. It's so dumb
It's good and it's Dave so I'm down for it, but Dave wants to do it
So box car when I kind of want to do that with canoe
But I don't that's a good idea because I feel like we'll actually do so well
This e-rubbs cars still work actually we can watch clips you guys can link clips now
I'm down to do it haunt. I am down to do that
Your catapulters are dead I
Haven't checked and I don't think many of you have said like 30 viewers
Um, so smart. Yeah, let me clips. I have no idea if this thing's going or not, but
Uh, shoot was good. I did a lot
They basically
I'm not gonna say otc the rigs their videos
But they specifically had me do
Everything
Yeah
They basically were like
We were playing fear pong
We're going back and forth and for some reason I
Have to do everything and it's not like I wanted to I
Just couldn't make the shots
But it should be pretty good the videos gonna be I have done a lot and honestly
I was surprised in how much shit they made me do I thought it was gonna be like offline TV land stuff where it's like
Oh, I'm gonna they're gonna pinch me and then I play cry
But they kind of made us do a lot of you mine is Keith my best friend. It should be pretty good
I'm excited for it um
What else happened while I was there?
We
So let's say we landed that it wasn't really much of a weekend. We landed
I think after we landed I hung out with Kaide and her sister and
We just fucking hung out really we didn't really do much we talked a lot though
I really fucked with Kaide though like I'm telling you chat. She's definitely my top eight on fucking my space
Like I really fuck with Kaide
She's like my only for life.
Uh, I went with Kaede, uh, didn't really do much, we just fucking hung out with her Tesla,
like buddy of a Tesla.
And that was it.
Next day we did the shoot, uh, me and Emi walked around for a little bit before the
shoot.
Uh, extra Emily did get fucking hurt pretty badly.
I didn't even see the clip for it, but extra Emily, she, oh god this is gross.
I want to show this. This is where's my back name. So, yeah,
Extremely shows up to the shoot by the way. This is why I like she's like kind of stupid sometimes
Extremely shows up to the shoot and she's doing the whole thing, right? And I'm looking at her. I'm like
Why why haven't you gone to the doctor? You have to get I told her I said you have to get stitches
and she said no, I don't I said you're gonna have to get stitches. I promise you you have to get stitches and
And after the shoot this is 12 hours afterwards because the shoot was five hours long after the shoot
12 hours later after she did it
Her chin is still bleeding
So I'm like bitch. You have to go to the hospital. So I took her it was me and me
Esfand and
Extra Emily we all went to the hospital and we were like, all right. Let's take you to the hospital
The first hospital we go to it's so stupid. We walk in and this is what happens
There's a guy sitting there in his chair.
This is at a hospital, by the way.
It is so fucking stupid.
We walk into the hospital, and this
is the room to walk in.
There's a guy sitting there for security.
He's the fattest fuck you could ever imagine.
He's just sitting there.
And he said, all right, put your stuff on this table,
and then walk through the metal detector
so you can go to the hospital.
So we put our stuff on the table to then walk through the metal detector, and then when
we walk through, we're like, okay, can we grab our stuff?
Yup.
What was the fucking point in any of that?
It made no sense.
I'm like, you could have brought a fucking block, I could have brought a block, walked
it right into the hospital.
It didn't matter.
But I was paying attention.
I go into the LA hospitals chat, I don't know if I'm just used to like Texas
hospital or something or just a bunch of like old people on Rednecks.
you go inside there, it is filled.
And by filled, I mean there's eight people there
in this small ass room.
They're all homeless skitsubes.
All of them are homeless skitsubes.
There wasn't one person that was normal.
They were all tweaking on something,
saying some weird shit, coughing all over the place.
I'm like, get me the fuck out of here.
I hated it.
And then extra Emily's like, oh hi, can I sign up?
She's like, yeah, okay, that's fine.
How long's the wait?
There's eight people in front of us.
How long's the wait?
We're looking at about three to four hours.
So we left.
We went to a hospital down the street,
we get to the hospital,
and first of all, this hospital's actually not that bad.
It was kind of nice.
And I'm holding Espen's camera for him, right?
So I'm holding Espen's camera,
and we go inside, we plop down.
I'm like, Espen, your camera's right here.
So I know he always forgets.
This is a classic.
S-Men goes inside the hospital,
we sit down for like three seconds,
S-Men goes,
frick, I left my phone in the Uber.
Like three minutes in.
Oh, I left my phone in the Uber.
And guess who called the Uber?
S-Men.
So then S-Men has to grab my phone.
Thank you, bro.
S-Men has to grab my phone
and then, because I have his location on.
I'm gonna guess what,
like three minutes down the street. One's out of the fucking hospital meeting with my phone.
I have no idea where this guy goes. He apparently ran half a mile down the street to chase this guy
down and he couldn't catch him. So then S-Fan takes the liberty to go on my lift and just call
somebody and then the guy comes to his place and the guy S-Fan goes, yo can we follow this guy?
So two lifts later because one guy didn't want to do it. S-Fan gets a guy that's willing to
follow him and Espen follows the guy all the way to get his phone. The guy
actually found the phone in the back and actually called me so Espen got his phone
back. Then Espen and I meet up at an IHOP and we're all meeting up together
right? We're all hanging out. Espen went back to the hospital to grab his
stuff and then meets us at this IHOP. So now we're all at an IHOP
chillin and right we're about to leave Espen goes hey where's my camera good
story cap so Espen had to go back to the hospital to then get his camera which
he thought I stole I took my Espen no I did not do that he found his camera
everything was perfectly fine other than that's a fake story not much happened
I mean Chad I was gone for two fucking days it was not a long time but I had
That was pretty cool
The OTV shoot was pretty good. I met disguised toast. That was fucking sick. What else did I do?
I saw Scarra kiss Masayoshi or something like that. Fate's story. I drank a lot. It was a really good time. I had fun
I met some like really good set in all players. I think they were I don't even know they're all bragging about who's the best
Who's the best Valorant players?
I was basically it real the good news is no chat I did ask OTV I said hey do you
think we'll be invited back as I'm like panting cuz I do like I tried to be
really well in this video and brought in hey said maybe five years ago my sky
full now here's the thing I think that guy probably thought as it was
gonna show up. Why are you guys all subscribing for me stalling? Hello? Yo!
We're almost at 10,000 subs! Yo, yo. I'm gonna tweet this if we hit 10k chat. This
is something I never thought would be possible, bro. Thank you guys. Oh, okay.
Alright. Update on the camping stream. It is getting work done, okay? I'm finding a
place. I'm getting it done. The camping stream should be done by the end
of October. For the love of God, I'm getting it done, okay? It's gonna be
24 hours it's me and E-Rubb I'm already working on it stop please okay it's
actually happening this time I'm working on it right and I'm retiring after that
I'm retiring and I'll start streaming three days later but I'm we're working on
it all right I'm not doing an RV trip you leave my ass I'm not doing that I
will never do an RV trip every game make it clap PLS it's a good clap all right
link up some videos boys if you'd like Spogo
like up whatever happened I also want to see the Jack Daughtry thing
I didn't see it. I didn't see I haven't not seen anything. I was on planes the entire time watching Family Guy
So I was not around also it just opened now
Yo, if you win Dragon Ball Z shit, Mod just tied him out. I'm not watching any of it
Like any like 300 hour clip. Oh by the way chat. We are beating the challenge today. I
Think we're beating it
I'm hoping we do at least I
practiced
Nothing and have you practiced I think we actually have a good shot. She's going live today cuz I saw one guy complain on my Twitter
All right, ready. I'll see this
Ever since Bros mission
The best is going with him. Oh my god
What?
Bro, they're perfectly okay. I don't think I'm gonna make it. I don't think I'm gonna make it. I don't think I'm gonna make it
Hey, let me let me man
But it would run bro on God. Okay, what's my man? It's good. Yeah
But why? Why? What's his mission?
Is he standing at the gas station or what?
Someone you would do it not when there's an easy way for him to just go around watch to the end
And he does go down the street I that that told me nothing
Actually Emily's good to you. I left Emily. I'm only is good to you
Miz okay, miss is also
you know
I'm sorry, I was just gonna take the miz.
Yo, by the way, I already talked to them about it.
We're doing it.
Me, Will, and at least, uh, Wake, we are going to WrestleMania 2025.
Jack, you're invited.
We're fucking going.
Franklin Eternal.
That's the miz?
Which guy?
That's the miz?
I thought miz was bald.
No.
Who's the miz?
That's not the miz.
Which one's the miz?
No.
That's what it goes.
The final boss has returned.
That's what he goes.
The final boss has returned!
What does this mean for the future of the bloodline?
Don't forget the press conference, UFC 307!
That's fucking sick.
Good evening, Vermont. This is your host, Don't Be Afraid.
Drive slow and don't worry, I'll make sure your heart's in there.
Bringing you the best tunes to warm your hearts on this job.
As we embrace the first snowfall of the seas, fuck, there's nothing like a-
I didn't see this.
Someone like me, the Jack Daughtry thing, so I could see it.
I actually have not even seen it, I just know he got tons of hate for being a fucking idiot.
I have not even seen it.
He's in federal prison.
Can you pause, I got to piss.
Oh, I just broke that shit.
You too.
What is the afterwards, right?
Where's like the actual thing?
Oh, shit!
Where's the clip?
67 miles per hour.
He's on his phone in the rain with the McLaren
McLaren's real-world driver all-wheel drive chat. Could it be both? It's real, right?
So in a real-world drive car the McLaren
Going 70
Honest phone
It's not even at this guy's the biggest douchebag on the planet
He looks like the biggest douchebag on the planet like he just looks like the kid that would try to bully kids in school
but he couldn't bully them himself so he got his like bigger brother to do it
that's what bothers me the most about this guy like I wish he was like some
jack dude I probably wouldn't hate him as much it's still hate him but he just
looks like the guy that he got his brother to beat you up instead of him
doing it
You can't stop me now, I'm running out of time
I think you're a captain, cut it out
You wish you could attack this side of town
I'm gonna make a stop and get me down
Where I'm a-
Stand right here and come
Then they see the time I'm a-
Where I'm at
I get like it's a-
I'm out of time
There's this guy
Oh!
Oh!
No!
No!
No!
No, watch out, watch out!
Fuck, open the door, open the door, open your door
We're locked in here!
Holy shit
You can hear him accelerate. I don't
Yeah, he played probably hydroplane right there, right?
How much is this car 250k
250 I feel like it's worth more than that McLaren. I thought McLaren's like 350
I'm shooting the window, watch out, I'm shooting the window!
No, don't do it, don't do it!
Why?
I'm shooting the window!
I'm shooting the window!
What are you doing?
Break the phone!
Oh fuck, you hold this one!
Make it tight, make it tight!
Oh fuck!
Make it tight, make it tight, brother!
Get your legs out first!
Holy shit!
Don't push me no more!
Yeah, you right, you right!
Fuck!
My mind, my mind, watch my hand!
Ah fuck!
Just pop that up!
Yeah?
Let's just pop that up!
All right, step back!
Step back, step back.
Step back.
Are you fucking kidding me bro?
No bro.
Oh shit.
Let the record show chat.
If I ever crashed my R8, you know I'd be filming it, okay?
And I know people are pissed at him for saying like,
oh blah blah blah, what about your friend?
You know I would be filming it.
I wouldn't care who's in the car.
Dude, Jack, fucking stream already.
Oh my fucking god, shit.
Classic.
Is- Is that a...
I don't remember his name.
Is that the guy I played Fortnite?
Holy shit, he's bloody.
Holy fucking shit.
Ho- Michael.
Are you okay?
Holy fuck.
Oh my god.
Question.
Can that guy Michael Sue Jack?
Please?
He could Sue him, right?
Yeah, 100%.
Is auto insurance covers that sort of thing?
I don't know if auto insurance is gonna cover it when you're
Waitingly on your phone. I don't think that's true from what I remember
Or what I remember from
Logic and life they probably don't do that. It's probably his fault and he has to pay for everything
I'm guessing he has to pay for everything. I
Mean he was hydroplaning on his phone. There's no way that it's if he just hydroplained
Yes, but the fact that he was on his phone. I just don't see that they're gonna cover it
He didn't crash because the phone though it seems
And this is why I hate blue cars
Yes, I
Know what you're saying, but I don't think that's gonna hold up. I
Just don't see it. I think they're probably going to assume that since you're on your phone
That
It's because of that. Yeah, they're just not gonna care. It's not gonna hold up
He's gonna try it's not like insurance companies want to pay out your shit, right?
They don't want to pay so he's gonna probably but the money doesn't matter
I mean like he's he if he's 19 years old and he can drive the Clarins
He clearly has enough money to it doesn't matter
It's just I wonder what's gonna happen with him on kick because apparently he got perm a band
But I don't think perm bands exist on kick. I don't see it
bro
my hope
bro my whole fucking car bro
No fucking way. Oh my god, that's totaled. Oh my gosh
There's no fucking Michael here
Okay, I'll be honest I really hate this kitchap, but that wasn't as bad as I thought it was
I thought from what I heard is that he got literally in the car accident the guys like
Bleeding's like take the phone. I didn't know that it was it was it's still not the best
But it's better than I thought it was I thought he literally was like
phone bro
Oh, he did Michael with one arm face ripped off Michael here
Well, I thought I thought jack said he's one with the shoulder problem. I want to refund you gotta remember chat
I have a really horrible warped sense of reality. Okay, I
Was born I was like the Jesus Christ in an RV trip. Okay, this to me is all content at the end of the day
It's terrible. All right. I have a very bad way of looking at life. I'm going to therapy for it
Like if I was in this crash, you know I would film the whole thing even if I was dying
Like I'm like me and extra Emily are the same person and it's so fucking bad like I
Everything I film if I don't a car crash with extra Emily
We you know, I'd be filming at the whole thing. It's so cheap in the whole thing. It's terrible
When Jenny crashed this felt bad that the camera was playing down
I mean weren't you at the end of the day weren't you okay yeah come on
How old is this kid chat what is he 19 18 19
Oh my god, bro, I can't believe this is fucking happening.
Alright, that kind of makes you look pretty bad.
I like the guy's asking where he's bleeding.
He's actually a New Jersey scumbag.
Ah, that's core, boys.
This is not even New Jersey.
This is Long Island.
Oh my fucking...
Mike, I just told him my fucking McLaren, bro.
It's so fake, there's no engine in it,
and all the wreckages spilled around in a nice line.
Yeah, right.
Oh my God, dude.
Okay, I need you to type again.
Please type again and tell me what you think.
Tell me.
Tell me.
Dude, if that's the case, Jack already needs to join the WWE immediately.
And so this is best friend.
Be fucking insane if that's the truth.
That's insane.
Looks fake for real.
Yo, badabay.
I'm going to let you know a little secret about McLaren's.
Their engine is not in the front of the car.
your car for company. Does that make sense more now to tell you that the the engine was not in
the front of the car? Because maybe you didn't understand that with the McLaren and it's very
understandable. Go back and see all the things from the car just lined up in a circle. Yo,
BadaBing you're sounding really poor right now. I don't even know what to tell you, bro.
You know what? I'll keep letting you cook, all right BadaBing? I'll keep letting you cook.
If you send me the proof and information we will watch, but right now we are
believing this is probably real but I you might be on to something oh I see
what you're saying it's all flat like that hmm
yeah we're fine but dude my shit's cold okay thanks
yeah I'm alright please please come by you here this is one of ice's henchmen
This guy was probably filming at my gym at one point.
I just pictured S-Fans showing up here and just telling this kid, like, hey, you can't
park your car here.
I could totally see S-Fans doing that.
Hey, you can't park your car here.
I mean, chat, like, the cop doesn't care because he sees the douchebag kid with a
McLaren that looks like it's from fucking Nickelodeon Slime Time.
And he like you know what I mean like if I was this cop, too
I'd be like you fucking you just said probably he would think it's his rich daddy bought him that car
He's a douchebag that was trying to go fast the rain. I'd be pissed to I mean I would not care
Yeah, wait, can this guy
Wait a minute what if this is fake?
Why is the cop not putting this... this jacket's completely wrong?
Where's that guy that said it was fake?
Where's the engine at?
Bada Bing, you're on to something. I'm telling you, you might be it.
How would a cop not know to put the right sleeve on?
Imagine an auto 100.
People hate.
Fuck yeah.
Blood dripping down from your friend's face as he's holding your camera.
At least my watch is okay.
okay you I don't even know where I'm
bleeding is it insane sentence to say
as Jack Daughtry just sits there waiting
for his friends to show up actors what
about the cameraman this poor fucking
guy he's this poor dude these two people
how'd you just walk by the cameraman
He's bleeding like crazy. Jack's fine. They go hug Jack. How about the camera guy if I was if I was sitting there looking normal
And Finn was bleeding. What any of you look at me? You wouldn't look at me. Anyway, we look at Finn
This poor camera guy. I don't like what is this shit?
The guys bleeding like crazy. They just walked right by I'm an object. I'd be like, dude, you're okay. Holy fuck I
Wish someone would take a picture of this thing from the camera point of view
I didn't love to see it this poor dude. It's like burger plant
When he put it on the RV, he's holding the fucking stick telling that he ate the worm these guys are hugging each other like their brothers
This what is going on in the scene man?
There's no go the guy's bleeding and she goes to the car
Can't believe this is real
I was like oh he's grabbing the camera for him so that way he can clean himself
Here you go. Hey, why are you putting bandages on?
Can you get it? Can you get it?
This is a 10. Oh my god.
The McLaren! No! It's ruined! It's ruined!
You terrible fucking gay ron!
My first date's been goddamn- Oh my gosh!
At least his watch is okay.
Yeah, that's a good thumb, though.
I ain't just ending my video.
Do you think Jack thought it was a huge piece of shit
of shit even before he was a streamer or before he got into social media or do you think he was just
like are you born this much of a prick this dude was like stewie griffin when he was younger i
swear like i wonder what he was like in like middle school or high school high school he was
probably still in the content creation he might be the most hated content creator i've i've seen
in a long time i don't know who's more hated than jack daughtry i i actually don't i don't
i don't know who's hated more than jack daughtry at this point no sneakers not no way neon i
I don't think maybe Logan Paul even then I don't I don't know Jack thought he's pretty universally hated
I mean this one oh insanely viral and everyone hates the guy. Oh
Yeah, Hassan
This world is so fucked the social media dude
It's it's kind of depressing to think like that this is what happens you get into a car accident
You you actually could have just died and the response is like does it look good?
You know and the thing is with someone like Jack doing this is this is not just how he thinks
I think this is how a lot of people think which is very sad, but I do think it's it's how it is. It's content
This is how I think
Yo, this cameraman needs a job after this if Jack goes to prison you might be hired, bro
Honestly, you've got some good fucking work ethic. I need a man like you
You've got you've got what it takes if you crash and bleed eternally
And if you're willing to still be a cameraman and get those nice angles for the fire truck being there
Honestly, you deserve a job, bro
This is the kind of worker I need. I need someone that's willing to almost die with me
This is important. You may be higher
Maybe they can fix the calm. I find it so funny. He does it again
Isn't this guy you guys to the camera? Isn't that his friend?
It's apparently his friend
The fuck is that bro?
I don't know. They just woke him up or something. He just brought his fucking ass like damn
Good guy Connor eats fucking pants finally some with some logic
Why don't you stop having the guy who's bleeding from his face film and why don't you just have him relax?
Let him have it, let him have it back.
You can go on here.
Don't keep going here on the phone.
Make it look good.
Look through your little time.
Yeah, I got you.
I'll port you to the car.
No.
Yeah, you shouldn't have to tell...
Real friends, you wouldn't have to tell them that they could look good.
They would just make it look good.
That's what a real friend would do.
Not these fake friends that Jack has.
Just make sure you guys are okay.
Dude come on. Oh my fucking god
You made this dude in the rain, which is gonna be way more painful film this thing
It's funny too, because if I were in this situation, like let's say I did this, if I was on my phone, which I don't do, but I'm driving.
Let's say I was on my phone and driving and hydroplaning, and I crashed, and it was recorded.
The last thing I'd be thinking about is that it's $200,000 in my car.
I'd be saying to myself, like, well, I might be going to fucking jail, because this is film.
That's what I would be thinking.
The last thing I was saying to myself was like, oh fuck, I just cost 200 grand.
200 grand is nothing, Jack.
That's 5,000-10,000 subs.
It's...
And I got a crap, I'm not gonna go to jail.
If you were Jack's friend, would you sue Jack?
Think of the massive appreciation this guy would get if you sued Jack Daughtry.
Just think, imagine that. He makes a video, I'm suing Jack Daughtry.
It would be number one trending.
If let me ask you a question chat if you were actually Jack's friend in this situation
Let's say your friend was driving a car recklessly
On his phone and then did this would you sue him if it was a normal friend?
Not Jack. I
Wouldn't I
Wouldn't no if it was a normal friend if you just crashed it and he was an idiot and he was on the phone
I'd be like bro, but I wouldn't I wouldn't sue him if it's Jack Daughtry. I would totally sue him
We were in this car over here, on your face, that's it, I'm sorry.
Right there, Marty, please, no baby, please, wake up to me.
That's literally Niz, I know, that's why it's so hard for me to watch, because this guy's
good.
He's good.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can just keep asking him to be here.
Look, the internet did this.
This is what the internet is, Jack.
There's gonna be like seven more jack-dotries on kicksoon.
It's a plague.
There will be more.
This is your fault.
Just calm down, you just got in an accident.
Just what?
She'll be back.
The last thing she wants is this, don't even tell her.
They want me to be back, they don't want me to be here.
He's like, why the fuck gave your shirt off?
He's like, what a good question.
Not injured, I think you're good.
I don't make sure he's okay, you know?
Yeah, he's the one that's hurt.
I think he needs medical attention.
This is the Jack Daughtry they don't want you to see boys. 13 minutes and 51 seconds
after the crash he hugged his friend. That's the Jack Daughtry that I want you
to see that the media doesn't want you to see. He's a real fucking bro. After he
made sure his merch was okay and in the Tesla he went to go hug his friend.
That's the real Jack Daughtry. I'm tired of people not seeing this side of him.
Let's do a fundraiser to get Jackie the McLaren back someone started. I'll donate the first three bucks. Oh
My god, we should start one to buy his friend of a clarin
Here you go, bro, you have a car
This is Jack before he was an asshole. Hey guys Jack started your pack with another video
Today we're gonna be unboxing the PlayStation 4 black ops 3 edition
But before we get started, I just want to say can you guys please leave a like and subscribe because today's my birthday
Oh, yeah, that's why I have a PS4 right now. It's my birthday friend. Wait a minute. This was October 8th
2016 oh, it was his birthday yesterday
So
Just leave a like and subscribe that'd be my birthday present for you. So thank you. All right. Let's get started
Hey, so before we actually start unboxing it
I'll be honest with you you try to make him see like he didn't look like a complete jackass here
He looks like the biggest douchebag prick lacrosse player that doesn't really play lacrosse douchebag. I ever saw my life
I hated this kid even when I was a
This kid sucks like the look at him. He just looks like a complete prick. I hate him so much
He looks like a rich absolute brat. Hey, hey looking at this kid. This is the other point of view
Why are we going to have the first baby being born for the womb holding a selfie stick?
You're so so busy busy my fucking car
Holy shit my child. No
Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
Mike are you good? Oh shit
There's gonna be an insane meat cannon video about this. There's gonna be a really fucking good one a really good one
I'm not reading all this
If you think I'm reading all this you're out of your damn mind
I do not care and my go honestly my where do you think I'm reading any of this you think I care this much I?
Look at the pictures though. I can guess. He's probably promoting his Instagram, which is promoting his only fans
That's it. I mean, I don't even fucking know what to say. What do you what do you expect? Oh fucking God? No, oh?
Man, holy shit. This went viral
Wow this fit this one insanely viral. I
Here's the thing, he's banned on kick, but is he actually banned?
Like, you guys out-
STD.
Permabands on kick are like, you know, a life sentence is three days.
Don't start getting ideas now.
Holy shit, he went viral!
Holy fuck!
Aiden hates him, so it might be a perma.
You're the only person on this planet who's glad you were okay.
That's a little rough.
Do you guys think fucking-
Do you guys think he's gonna go to jail?
The fuck you-
No, I don't either.
I don't either he did commit a crime, but I don't I don't think he's going to jail
I mean I saw some people being like oh he's gonna go to jail for life
I saw people saying he's gonna do all I I just don't see it
Aiden asked for
300,000 to unban him
He'll okay. He'll get unban then
The fact that there's even a door open proves he'll get unbanned
He just he's just gonna have to I
mean
I mean it's nothing bro. He'll pay for that
I'm telling you he'll be back. He'll absolutely be back. There's no question about it.
What the fuck was that? Emerson, don't say that.
What the fuck was that? Emerson, don't say that.
Maybe just cause.
She gets hurt. The first thing she says is thank you. Is that what she would do if she was on the car and she would say thank you as she gets out of the car?
Absolutely, that's what she would do.
That's the first thing she would say when someone breaks up the window. Thank you.
Yes, if you could just open the door please.
Oh, thank you very much, Sire. Appreciate it.
If you could just hold the camera, please.
Thank you.
Oh my God.
It didn't even look like anything Tim. It didn't even look like- oh my god. Oh shit. Bulls.
Girl that's my streamer. That's who I raised on this fucking platformer right there. That's this is that is what I'm proud of right there
That's what I want to see. You know for a fact if we crash in McLaren
She would do she would totally say yes to a picture right there, and I would too
I didn't bite my tongue off.
Shut up, Andrew. Bro.
She's literally dripping fucking blood.
Andrew, bro, what are you thinking, bro?
Bite my tongue off.
Probably a jacked-up refill.
Hold on. Someone's got a good point.
If this is fake, you can't see the engine.
Dude, you're so stupid.
The engine's in the back, bro.
Andrew.
Andrew, nice to meet you, Andrew. Let's do it.
You're fucking stupid.
Yeah, I just need to find a EMS later.
But let's do it. Let's do it. Of course.
Oh, she's good.
POTYHEAD!
MOTS!
Say that you're a big boy.
Oh, there's another one.
That's a Jewish person.
Two. One.
Yeah!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh shit, she cooked!
I could do way better than that.
I could but nice bro. What is this?
What is this?
Bro, what the fuck is this? What is this?
What is this?
Yeah, I know that's Nick, but what Asian girls is supposed to be what is this? What is this?
Chat, what is this?
That is not me
Nick save space
If you need to go to the bathroom you can go to the one over there. There's also one over there
one or their cameras in that one or just wondering it because you say they're
like what 50 cameras all over whose bathrooms that okay then it is my
bathroom there's all the more I should be suspicious there's no there's no
cameras in a bathroom clear it over and clarify that no I watched part of that
stream she says she waved when she's on the toilet la la la la get her on
stream she's a pro um you know it's like I know it's a special guest you
know I mean like
Yo that was actually fucking good bro!
Yo that was actually really good.
Okay I said that so we don't get copyrighted.
Chat that was fucking garbage.
Into the thick of it there is a better version of the thick of it made by the back yardigans.
on it. Where is it? There's a really good version of it. No, it's a better version.
Into the second bit! Into the second bit! Into the second bit!
Oog! Hit push!
This is what KSI tried to do. I don't get KSI, by the way. I've never watched any
of his stuff. I just don't get it. I just... I don't understand. I don't
understand. I don't understand. I wish I could. I just don't get it.
A lot of creators I kind of get I just don't get it
You gotta get the keys to get the cheese that's life
oh and the next thing you know it's over there that's gone you call signals and the next thing you know that
you call the right ones
there it is that's what I like to see shit thanks man oh now you're okay okay very good
Not them.
These parking, so little parking here in Hamar City, please take me back to Texas now.
I hate this stupid F-wording place.
All right, very good.
That was the best canute impression I've ever heard in my entire life.
No way to deal with it.
Come on.
Does he ego?
I don't know what to do!
How you feelin' man?
Feelin' sure.
We can share it now.
It's gonna be a fight.
Ah! Fuck, bro!
Oh, that's so bad!
That's actually so bad!
Aw, fuck Mike, man!
That's bad, Jack.
Still what's your name?
Martin McFlavel.
Shut up.
Toast. Teacher.
Mods.
Oh my god!
It's a book!
It's actually...
There's no way!
What is Russell laughing about?
If you want to stay in the car, just go, if you don't.
Hey! Weren't you here to meet a 50 year old man?
Are you here to meet a 50 year old man?
You're supposed to meet the 60 year old man, right?
So what?
They're literally bored on work.
We got-
True.
Man, oh man, that was a 24-step essential on the cable.
This is Juan's U.
We'll do a don't-know-goal for the flight to Austin.
I want to go in November.
Yes! Thank fucking God.
Let's go, Dirk. Good job.
Nice!
Katerina is back in action.
There it is.
Finally we got some content Jesus Christ.
Uh-uh, empty your schedule. I got eight days, no fucking schedule, no plans.
It's all for Caterina, anything she wants to do.
Totally down.
I'm down.
We gotta bring back the script.
She can come over, I don't care.
Jack, you wouldn't believe this, but Lucari Offstream hangs out with a lot of Asian women.
Alright, why is your grip so strong?
Oh my...
You wouldn't believe it.
No.
I have teethies on, bud.
I'm gonna take some.
What the fuck?
Like, what if you, like, wake up in the weekend and stick spear there?
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop!
I need to eat his nose!
I don't want this nose blood!
I feel bad for Emily because I do think this whole, uh, chin thing,
it actually traumatized her.
Because we were at IHOP, and I could just see in her eyes, she was kind of like almost having anxiety
of the fact that this could stay.
By the way, she did not want to get stitches.
I had to convince her to go to the hospital to get stitches. She didn't want them.
She's like, it's fine. But no, it's not.
She didn't think that stitches would make it look better. She thought it would make it look worse.
But I told her, dude, you need to get stitches, or this thing's going to stay forever. Worse.
But, bitch, don't want to listen.
And I got pancakes.
Mods, you're going to-
Um, but yeah, so, I'll see you guys on Sunday!
Oh, thank you!
I don't know what I-
Um, I think it might just be your facial structure, but it looks a bit too simple.
Okay, wait, fix your hair!
Chat, you have the worst videos!
It sounds okay, guys. He's okay. He's just knocked out.
I gotta get him up.
Don't worry.
Okay.
It wakes up.
Okay, so we kind of feel like we disagreed.
Okay.
Who's your Santos by the way?
I have no idea.
But apparently this was the greatest stream of all time.
According to Twitter.
We threw out this and I would say, you know, we close our argument sometimes and I would say I kind of cook you sometimes.
What the fuck is that on your hand?
What?
What would you know?
You, you're, what was Shaq holding like before?
This?
No.
No.
This?
Big thing.
It's not a 15.
No, it wasn't a gun.
What the fuck is that?
It's a Shaxx pickaxe.
Fucking God.
Wasn't a good stream though?
It was going on.
Yeah, well it didn't matter that the airbags were expensive because it totaled the whole entire car.
It was actually like really scary.
I've never hit anything with my car before so it was like...
Please tell me this is more than this clip!
Well, prior to the work so...
That's awesome dude.
Thank you so much for every new gifted, followed, all that sort of stuff, Senate.
Arthur of course.
I'm so proud of you, Nick.
I can't, Arthur.
This thing here is huge.
Dude, I want to press my chest against your chest.
to your test I'm not even kidding and the straightest way possible
can I put my chest in there? no, no, it doesn't take this
that mic definitely got crunched
yeah 15k that's actually pretty good nowadays let's be honest boys that's
pretty fucking impressive stuff we'll get there we'll get there it just takes
time and um okay we're going down apparently
Jack, come on, it's not September. We should go up. Come on.
Missed the days of 30k? Ooh, you said boys.
Nick, carry OTK? Yeah, bro, he carries it in the morning. I carry it throughout the whole day for
you guys. Non-stop, non-stop entertainment. All day, every day.
Do a stream with Sneeko. He's the most hated man on Twitch, his content.
that's what i'm thinking too
he is my piece of
sobs you know what i mean
okay
uh...
uh...
all right you want to meet you want to be as a goal
oh my god we give it as many
that reminds me when we were thinking of captions for the picture i posted
He wanted to put, like, I bought her.
You wanted to put blacked?
Bro, she looks depressing as fuck.
Never stopped it, never donated, had luck on, stole a laptop, named his wife by, free of attainment!
What is-
Did someone go buy her?
A turnaround.
Well, whether you call them shutdowns, outages, or turnarounds,
they'll all produce the same results.
Turnarounds are scheduled events for an entire process unit of an industrial plant
is taken off stream for a scheduled period of time.
Don't do the turnaround.
For maintenance, inspections, and testing.
Once the plant is off stream, the downtime presents an opportunity.
That can be used to perform de-bottlenecking, capital project improvements, revamps,
and catalyst regeneration projects.
Turnarounds allow for necessary maintenance and the upkeep of operating units.
Turnarounds are needed to maintain safe and efficient operations.
If you think of an oil refinery the way you think of your car,
you'll realize there are many types of routine maintenance you need to perform on your car to keep it running efficiently.
You should get your oil changed every 3,000 miles.
You should get new tires every 50,000 miles or so depending on the brand.
Then there's your power steering fluid, your transmission, air filter,
Gaskets, and that's just routine maintenance.
What if something malfunctioned?
Let's say you drive your car for work every day,
and that's how you make your living.
When the time comes to make these repairs
and maintenance services,
not only will you be spending money,
but you'll be losing money
since you're not able to use your car for work.
Wouldn't this make you wanna carefully plan
what repairs you would make
so that you could spend only what you needed to spend
and lose as little money as possible
during that downtime?
Yes.
now imagine that your car is making you millions of dollars every day
on the subject that's a bit of a stretch for one car
but it is a stretch when it comes to a refinery
when a refinery shuts down for repairs maintenance in compliance with
regulations
there is no production
and that means the refineries losing money at that time
now mcbully as a best-selling author
you have not been
What do you mean, giving the ad?
That reminds me, when we were thinking of the captions
for the picture I posted,
he wanted to put, like, I bought her.
You wanted to put blacked.
You want that bag of wind?
Yes, you do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
First here is such one.
Keep the bag away from home.
Okay.
Step two, last beat, early hot round.
Roller.
Step three, remove swing from bad, and this will win.
Jump!
Ha ha ha!
Who that's even for now?
It's been too long.
It's not bad.
In fact, it's actually a good thing.
You just complimented yourself because you said you're a grower.
Yes.
I can see why they make you sign a w-
Very good, very good, very good, very good, very good, very good, very good, James Earl Jones
Very good, so guys when you hear this buzzer buzzer
Is that loud enough? Hot mic. Is that loud enough?
Here comes the hot mic
Everyone else you're watching your back. You can't be like you try to be cool
You look like a fool to me
I felt personal
Why have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you somebody else makes me frustrated
Life's like this you you fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get and you turn it into
Honestly, I'm promising you'd never take the take-it!
No!
The days where I have to start bringing horses into my stream for the first 10 minutes of
my intro are the days I quit streaming.
I'm just letting you know, Chad, if we hit that level, we hit that ceiling, I probably
should quit.
Boom!
How you do that, though?
I'll stick to Amaranth.
You just put a bet?
Fake?
No horse has no engine and the carpets are in perfect circles.
What the hell?
Yeah, what up, man?
watching the stream. What? You're watching my stream. I'm live right now, you're up.
I'm not watching your stream. Oh, you answered instantly. Oh, yeah. What's up,
baby? Yeah, I'm live right now and I built a sub box. You know what that is?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Those like little matchboxes. Yeah. I'm selling ad space
for $75. Would you be interested in me drawing something on it for 75 bucks? I
to give you $75 it's like a sponsorship and I where does where does the money go to building the car
I'm going down a hill and they put you to go viral you are going to be in the car wait it's like a
physical like it holds you in it yeah I'm I built it I'm going to sit in it and I'm going to go
down a hill oh I'd love to give $75 to that yeah 100% what do you want me to draw uh I want you
to draw you can either choose a character or the logo from rivals of ether to a
game on publishing or you just write give me it give me it give me an image
of it in the district all I'll send you a message I'll send you a message nice I
told him to do my raid mine was better wait what
Hey, can we say hi to Russell?
Russell!
Hi Russell!
Hello Russell!
How are you doing Russell?
Wow, he looks so ready.
Yeah, he looks really prepared.
Wait, look at his lips.
Russell, every time I see you bro, I think of you with your legs in the air.
And I'm like...
Hey, I love B-Stars!
It doesn't hurt, don't play in that.
No!
they're gonna have to audit your shit so hard that they want to pat in.
Now they're getting what the federal will get. They will take the...
I'm just thinking, if you evade taxes long enough, eventually you get free food and housing.
You know?
I don't want that. I'm going to follow up. It's their rules.
You can follow them, but you have to just do it the best way.
Would you have to go to Italy in a month?
Look, I'm not saying that I'm not going to.
What I'm saying right now is that we are now going on, and this is just how I know international
travel to work.
If Mizz isn't planning our bookings by tomorrow, I've almost lost faith in the fact that
it's happening.
Listen, here's why.
We were going to go to Italy because the CEO wanted us to go.
This was an actual business meeting.
act like meeting. We're going to do a business meeting with the CEO of Panada, okay? But
there's no need to right now. And the guy said that you should come at a later date
for a party. So we either go now for no reason or we go to a party time later. So that's
what we're going to do. I swear that's what happened and that is real and that's why
we're going later. But trust me, that's what he said. Or a couple of times.
Do you go to drink on hell? Yeah, I'll go to drink on you know what I like about drink on dude all the viewers are so normal
I'm not really what you mean really wait to hit Phantom on this. No, okay
Well, I mean you haven't seen my scene dude
It felt more like people that actually go outside and touch grass. Oh, that's sick
But see twitch con there's like zones, right?
So I you'll be walking and it's good and in your past a zone and it smelled a little funny sometimes
And I hate that hey think about you go to a convention, right? It's hot outside
You don't even put on the other one. You said I'm not gonna put it on today
You won't get to his face with so many people AC blast in a smell clothes door
Nobody complain about the twitch con gift. I don't even know what it was
I'm like, I literally messes somebody from twitch and I was like dude
You guys just need to get people now and our next
Today on an all-new Dr. Phil, a teenage social media star accused of being disrespectful, rude,
advocate for bad b-
What?
We're not gonna crack the cameras to become his life.
Time to go to the carriage now!
He's still yelling!
What?
Coming so fast?
You're taking time out of your day!
If your son doesn't leave my house in two minutes, I'm calling the cops.
I'm not gonna crack the cameras!
I'm not gonna crack the cameras!
I'm not gonna crack the cameras!
I'm not gonna crack the cameras!
I'm not gonna crack the cameras!
Two minutes, I'm calling the cops.
You don't think you've been disrespectful?
I'm trying my best!
Okay, we're done here.
I'm sorry.
What's good is a safe place to talk about our friends.
Stand by, look down to down.
Today is gonna be a changing day in your life.
Five, four.
And I can give it up on you.
Chad, do you think Dr. Phil worked for him?
2020 has definitely taught us
that we're better off united than divided
As we work together to overcome what seems to be insurmountable social, economic, and
health issues.
Yeah, we don't care.
Bring on Jack.
He's been accused of being disrespectful, rude, an advocate for bad behavior on the internet,
but he doesn't care.
With over one billion views across his social media platforms, he says he'll do almost
Anything for a like and is known for posting outlandish pranks and most recently
Karen videos on social media
I'm not harassing you
Dad I'm here it's the Karen
Hi dad
So really how far is too far
Well, Jack says he has really had some close calls with the police and his parents say
they really are worried about this kid's future.
So here's what Jack-
Wait, his parents actually care?
I'm a savage.
I'm just gonna get out of here.
I'm known all over the world for posting crazy pranks and videos all over social
media.
I'm gonna start being savage now and just go on now and break the rules.
Whatever.
We don't give a crap.
I'm really good at getting-
Whoa!
...people because I constantly cross the line.
I'm not one great guys all the workers are funny cost right now. You gotta go down a show a lot of people call me rude and obnoxious
You're excited
My house now. Oh, you're tired of that. I'm tired. You're the one who started this whole thing actually
But I think the majority people think it's funny and really entertaining
I started my YouTube channel about four years ago
Oh shit one of my most popular videos was flipster kiss and I did a backflip in exchange for a kiss from any girl
Yeah, this guy's pretty good.
Yeah, this guy's pretty good.
I want to give them more and more.
Yeah, that was good.
Now.
I really built my following by pushing the limit.
You!
Oh my god.
No way.
The stakes just kept getting higher and higher.
Oh my god.
I just show them all the like, some of the most intense videos I've done.
Oh my god.
We're going to the department stores.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.
Going on the intercoms.
Hey!
Hey!
Come on.
Security.
It is slip and slide in the back of U-Haul truck and got knocked out
If people get upset or yell at me
I usually have a smart ass comment to make better content for my video
I need crazies to get in the world
So I've kind of gotten into the trouble with the police, but usually it's just a slap on the wrist
Last month I did a video where I went walking around drinking fake beer and I pranked the cops that I was drunk
My stomach hurts, I'm gonna f**k you so bad
The police handcuffed me through me in the back of a cop car and detained me for over an hour
The police contacted my dad and my dad tried to talk them out of it and explained that it was my job
Dude you got the worst parents. Oh my god. Your parents SUCK
They're so bad
But looking back on it was extremely worth it because I got a great video and never went to jail
Sure, I've had my share of haters, but honestly, I think my pranks are completely harmless and just for entertaining purposes
Don't hang like that Jack. I'm pretty much doing what every other teenager does except I'm filming it
My feeling is like if you don't like what I'm doing just don't watch it
Dr. Phil my question for you is what would you do if you were in my shoes?
Would you continue doing what I'm doing or would you tone it down?
Well, hey Jack, what's up, man?
Hello, how are you?
Alright, so...
Oh his face! I hate him so much!
This is something you've been doing for how long?
About four years now.
About four years?
Yeah.
So why'd you start doing this and do the something else?
I mean, I was like bored. I think everybody starts like a YouTube channel like at some point in their life
I everybody has a good dream become a youtuber and this is big business for you, right? Yeah
people wouldn't
Realize this that aren't involved in it, but you make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, right? Yeah
The more outrageous you could be the more people like it and follow it and that turns into advertising
Good job, Dr. fucking Phil. Nice job. You deducted everything. You're smart man.
Yeah, pretty much.
So this is all capitalism for you, right?
Um, sure, I guess.
Yeah.
Slightly.
Um, and you say you need to get out all your obnoxious behavior before you turn 18
because then you become an adult.
Well, that definitely did not go through properly. That did not work.
That didn't work at all.
Yeah, that's true.
And then your accountability gets to be a lot higher, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's the problem. Yeah. Yeah
Are you worried about getting in trouble with a law criminally?
Yeah, right now I am pretty like I'm pretty worried because like
Some of this stuff that I've done in the past like circulating back now and it's like scary and yeah
What's the worst one that's got you the most worried?
Probably when I ended up in the back of a cop car for like an hour. Yeah, but you were really proud of that
I was proud of it because it was like the closest you could get to getting arrested without actually going to jail
So I was like dang that was a good video, but you said wow look at this there's seven cops here all over me
Do you see any problem with that? It's not a problem. I just thought it was a good
Opportunity to the prank because they weren't really doing anything. They were just in a circle talking that's seven cops talking to you
I would not be this kid. I was I I was not this kid. I was never this bad
I was horrible on Skype calls on online. I was never being bad. Okay. Wait, that's not true
People liked me when I was doing it. It's different
This kid seems terrible. His face also looks punchable. I have nice eyes
and there may be somebody getting mugged or raped or something
Ten blocks over. Oh, and they don't have police protection because you're scamming seven cops
over here and so there's not police coverage somewhere else.
Seven minutes in, Doc, damn.
Because they're jacking with.
Well, I mean, and they were just talking in a circle.
Like nothing was going on.
Well, you don't know that.
When you absorb resources,
then others are deprived of those resources is my point.
Jack says his parents who were once avid supporters
have stopped watching his videos.
Ooh.
Well, why?
Well, we'll ask them
because we're gonna meet them next.
Oh!
That was a good episode.
Over to you, though.
Bye.
What happened?
No!
I did not!
No!
This video concept is getting much more edgy.
Oh, they're such enablers.
You know that they're part of this shit.
They don't give a fuck.
Jack needs to understand when he's turned 18,
he's gonna have to face consequences.
There's always a fear that one of Jack's pranks
could backfire.
And later, they're constantly chasing the likes, getting people liking it, liking it, liking it, liking it.
As you ratchet those up, that's money, right?
It's not money. I don't get paid when people like and subscribe.
If I did get paid like and subscribe, I wouldn't change anything, you know?
Like, I don't pay them some money that much at all.
I don't spend my money really.
So what do you do with your money?
Now, let's see if it's pregnant or not.
What makes you ever think of doing that?
When it comes to my social media success, my parents are really proud of me.
Somebody's definitely called a cop. I mean nobody really likes me anymore.
I feel like my parents are a bit annoyed with what I'm doing because I'm constantly causing trouble in the neighborhood and they're really embarrassed at this point.
Stop!
You drive! You drive! I'm gonna go straight and you drive! You drive! I'm going straight!
No!
At this point I pretty much do what I want.
Yeah, I'm bored.
Hey, what's up guys?
Are you traumatized?
I'm so fucking traumatized.
You're traumatized! Thank you so much.
Water! I need water!
I covered all the stinky stuff from here.
So, watching Doom scrolling together?
Boy, that's kinda cute though.
I caught a monkey.
Dude, did you see my little dancing clip yesterday about a way?
Oh yeah.
What the fuck does that mean?
Oh, I saw it before you quote retweeted it.
Oh.
Mods this guy just came out of the woodwork six years later. We can get rid of them. I'm doing I'm telling you
If I'm going to be to do some with Warren Boebert
Some ground rules
Okay, relax. Okay
Why is everybody so
You do realize she was not jerking anybody off like people
I didn't say that, but you know, that was an absolute fabrication.
The problem is that this shit was all over the news, all over the internet.
That she was jerking somebody on, oh no, she was not.
You know, like people need to chill with this shit.
I wish I knew what the fuck was going on.
Fuck that.
20 bucks.
Does Pope want anything?
20 bucks.
20 bucks.
Nah.
What's up, guys?
How are you doing?
My!
Is this the color?
Are you talking about my comb?
Was that the color?
Actually, yes.
Oh, god.
What?
Alright, we're done with Clipcube. This got really stupid really quickly.
Alright, so, let me see if Emmy's around and boys, we can begin.
I think she's gonna go live.
Uh, full UFC main event, no shot, we can watch the whole thing.
Try hard, seven. I don't know, boys.
Was it a good fight? Was it worth?
It's so good.
It's insane.
Dania's gonna be mad at you.
Dania does not like people watching for free.
Right, but this is after the fight's over, right?
Like, it was on ESPN Plus, but it's over.
So I don't think he'll be as upset if I'm promoting UFC to a bunch of viewers, right?
So technically, I'm helping the community.
What do you guys think?
I didn't watch it.
Fuck it.
Hold on.
I'm gonna go grab Vod for a second.
Are you ready?
I'm gonna put my Vod...
private just in case there's any snitches I'm part of the board of
directors do not watch it ooh what are the board of directors thinking don't
refresh the page of the count is suspended you're trolling me you fucking
lying sack of shit mods I kind of want to watch
Championship of the world. Introduce me first.
Wait, I have an idea.
If one of my mods is here who puts things on screen,
put the thing of the Halloween thing that's around it,
so that way it won't get DMCA'd.
The blue corner of the Special Artist holding professional records.
Skate, I'm sorry.
Five losses, one no contest.
He stands, 61 is tall.
We're in at 205 pounds.
Flying at the Las Vegas, Nevada.
Presenting the number eight ranked UFC life heavyweight contender in the world, the challenger, Khalil.
Introducing his opponent, Fining out of the Red Quarter.
A kickboxer.
A professional record, 11 wins, two losses.
He stands 6 feet 4 inches tall, weighing in at 205 pounds.
Why are the Danbury, Connecticut, the way of the power of Brazil, presenting the weighting,
defending, on this beautiful UFC light heavyweight champion of the world!
This dude is the scariest man in the world right now.
This dude is the scariest man in the fucking world.
He terrifies me.
If you demand old times, keep yourself protected.
And our side stop, you stop.
If you want to take spirit matter, God bless.
Well, hopefully, hello, Rouchie Jr.
got in a good warm-up, because it
feels like he's going to be out now for 20 minutes.
That stare down alone was so intense.
Neither guy took their eyes off each other.
And Poiton did it.
Yeah, it's on YouTube.
It's literally all on YouTube.
Free fight marathon.
The entire fight's on YouTube already.
You never blinked.
It's crazy.
interview he does that too when they're translating to you. Just bears that. He's awesome.
Here we go. Main event for the light heavyweight title. Interesting early fight
decision there by Poetson. Left hand connection by Roundtree Jr.
The little suit's pretty calm in there.
Calm and technical. Yep. And that's how he fights. He's prepared.
Size discrepancy is pronounced. Oh the leg!
Afton is active early for Monterey Jr.. How big of a deal is it Joe that by being a Southpaw it eliminates those low-cap kicks that
Perrero uses so frequently. But he's good off the front leg with it as well. He hides it just as well
It's just different, but it is a different thing. He struggled in the past with Southpaw's and kickboxing
It's a totally different look, but it does open up the big body kick. Oh, there's the air. Back turn is so damn bad.
Oh!
Oh shit.
Oh damn.
Rouchie's kinda on him.
leg a brown tree junior three minutes to go around with a short with the punches yeah well with it
we're just got the middle he's getting trapped backwards as well side to side we want to stay
right here out in the open yes he does he wants to have the ability to explode
and again well let me put some that spam to kick to the locale he goes that cap kick
Okay, now we're good chap. Don't worry. Oh my goodness. I just barely caught that. I kick
Should be fine
just shut with them punches if he can push
poor Tom back to the fence poor Tom can't use space to defend them punches
and he's coming in fast I think you need to push poor Tom back before you get
it's so comfortable standing in your face
oh oh shit that was a nice hit to the eye
hand appeared to be a pretty significant connection for the challenger
I like this from Khalil he needs to be a little bit unorthodox if you're just
traditional we've ever seen that at the highest level
Right now we've seen no kicks in Khalil, which is interesting, because he's a big kicker.
But this is just boxing, so far. Boxing is over.
And there's that speed we were talking about. He's so quick at closing the gap, but he can't give that same look too many times.
And I also wonder, how many times can he just explode before he starts to fatigue himself?
Because every time he goes, it's a massive explosion.
Chad, one day you're going to see Starforge on that stage right there. You'll see.
And it's an Alton's yeah
They'll say star force PC's right in the middle
Fuck it looks like miscavator prizes right there
Rontry at some point gonna have to be stern in the fact that he's not backing up because that is going to make you tired
If you back up the entirety of the entire fight
Look he's got his arms up on the cage big deep breaths.
Mod's channel points on who wins.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Breathe slow down, slow down.
That's just the nose that we thought.
Breathe, breathe.
Deep breaths on me.
Deep breaths, slow down.
Good, how are we going?
He's fucking dead.
Exactly what we thought he would do.
So we can control through those fangs.
We gotta keep those fangs going
Just keep him twitching. That was a close round Clio close round. Okay, keep doing that and then we start adding to
Watch out for this for the stray shots
Taking a shot
And here's the left side, your left side.
Holy fuck, those abs, even in 240p, it looks insane.
John Wood looking for Roundtree Jr. to make him twitchy.
And certainly Roundtree Jr.
Let's go Roundtree!
Intense, this is nuts.
It's nuts.
And as DC was saying, Khalil has
to expend a lot of energy to explode.
And you saw him tired already at the end of the first.
I would say control the entire round right here.
Don't back up.
He wants him on the center.
Tired of muscle on that left hand, but it connected.
Oh, come on.
No kicks again for Kulia so far, which is very unusual.
No body kicks for Pereira either, though.
And he's grabbing the leg, baby.
He's grabbing the leg.
He's getting pressed up against the cage.
He's got to get out of there.
He's got to watch that left hook, man.
He's got to watch it.
yet deadly.
He's got to watch that high kick as well.
Some scorecards out there suggested
that Roundtree Jeter won that first round, at the very least.
He's gotten more done than recent title challengers,
Yuri Prohaske and Jamal Hill.
Beautiful right-hand counter from Peloton.
Yeah, he's done with that.
Demandates you with his presence.
Jazz, where'd it go?
He's very big in front of you,
without ever giving you space
to try and control the action.
That kick's increasingly starting to become a factor.
and thought a lot of kids there.
Yep.
Yeah.
Is he the greatest right now?
Keep it so dangerous, because it takes away your movement
and then you're sitting duck.
Rantry Jr. with a cut on the bridge of his nose.
Looked like maybe it was sustained and sparring
during training camp at reopened tonight.
I only had that yesterday.
Nice jab by Potato under three minutes here.
Round two of a possible five.
He's just coming short with those counters.
Just a little bit of, it's not quite getting to him.
He's breathing, bleeding, excuse me, out of his nose now.
Apparently had an infection too.
As yet, does not seem as though Paneta has been really impacted by any of these strikes.
He's been able to avoid the vast majority of them, or take him on his shoulders like that.
He kind of makes some skim off of him.
Rountree Jr. landing at just a 24% flip thus far.
50% for Peloton.
Got through to the ear of Paneta, and a shot by Rountree Jr.
Stunned him again on the calf.
One thing Rountree can do.
I'm waiting for Pereira to die.
He will forget about defense and go into kill mode.
And that presents opportunities.
Pereira's right leg is compromised.
He's starting to see him moving on it,
fronting, he's trying to hide it.
But those calf kicks have taken a toll.
He keeps getting put in the corner.
Oh, the miss.
He's moving to these transitions.
Yes.
Just a little bit of awkwardness.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
He can be hurt.
And the one thing he does do is if he does get hit with something good, he wants to get it back even if he is hurt.
So he does put himself in danger.
Especially with these little gloves.
Yep.
Which is a different game than-
Let's go, Tektou!
Alan Jure has had moments in both round one and now round two.
H3 is being sued for watching 15 seconds of a fight.
That is just not true. Like, what?
Well, that we're not watching it. Alright.
I mean, bro, what am I supposed to do, Chad?
I wanted to keep watching, there's nothing I could do.
But when a guy says that, I mean like, I'm pro, I'm out.
I could have sworn if Dan didn't like anything, he probably wouldn't like that streamable has like 20 million views on Twitter.
Okay, I think they left chat, we can watch it again.
On the return by Khalil! Khalil should know now we can hurt him!
Yo, Carl, one of the five!
He does, dude. Is that he does get it with something good. He wants to get it back even if he is or.
So he does put himself in danger.
Especially with these little gloves.
Yep, which is a different game than a kickboxing game.
Sean Wood, I spoke.
The challenger has had moments in both round one
and now round two.
Straight on the nose.
Wow.
It didn't catch them clean on the knuckles.
And here's the head kick at the end of the round.
Oh, fuck.
You have to work less.
That kicks now.
No, it's a continuous catch.
You need to touch them more.
You can't, you kill them and you catch them.
Look you have to be a little smarter on defense. Okay. We took some shots of this one. We can't you have to be smarter on defense
Okay, that's making me make mistakes
Everything
You got this
So two consequential strikes at the very least for Klo-Roch, Jr. in that second round.
Yeah, he keeps getting cornered.
They recognize the danger.
Pereira's just holding the middle non-stop.
Oh, Pereira's kind of dominant right now.
Yeah, other than perhaps some of that damage sustained to that lead leg,
Jungler's got really like what has happened to Klo-Roch, Jr.
Yeah, I don't think Pereira loved that body shot.
No, he didn't.
How are you able to watch the fights? I don't get it what?
That was a weird reaction by Alex.
More cap kicks than Panada. He hasn't done it so far.
Well, Khalil has most certainly got Alex's respect.
Ooh, a smack on the ass.
He would punch through the body once again by Round Tree Junior, about a minute gone by Round Tree.
And that was so important, getting respect from a guy like Panada.
When a guy knocks people out the way that he is done, they start to feel like they're invincible.
You gotta make them respect you and right now Kalil Rancher has done exactly that
It's kind of wild that these guys aren't like bleeding it as much as I thought they would
Like taking a kick from uh, Pereira. I thought I thought you'd be like bleeding like crazy
Are you fucking laughing the longer he stays in tight
Kalil just throws things really hard. It's making him recognize
He's got to get back to space where you can start the exchanges. So it's all one and done for Alex
Yeah
He checked that one you seen that low kick
17,000 plus here at Delta Center
Yeah, that was another good one. That one was really good. Yeah, he's having a hard time on that leg now.
Trying not to put my weight on it. Yeah. Damn, he went over again.
10 counter lands for Roundtree. Roundtree's got to be very careful in these exchanges
if he's fatigued. That's a good inside leg kick.
Ohton remains focused on forward pressure, closing the distance, lands his jab.
I
Routries kind of killed it though. He's pouring himself, but that's about it. I feel like I feel like Carrera's done like nothing, though
That was kind of slow
the head kick. The singular big
shot. Yes, but in terms of. It's
an accumulation. And that's the
thing we have. This is no idea
what he's watching does me. Is
that like Joe Logan said the
exact same thing I just said?
It's hard not, you know,
meaning for that would get
He's busted up his face bad, man.
And now Khalil's getting wide with his punches.
He's got to reel it back in if he wants to land anything.
Oh my god, damn.
He's letting him punch everything.
Oh, prayers just go, oh.
Oh!
Ah, fuck.
Oh, he went hard the last 30 seconds.
This is real.
This is my guy's little thing.
This is it.
Championship rounds right here.
Championship rounds.
He built a little break.
Here, for the UFC's sake, we won't watch the whole thing. We'll skip 10 seconds.
Now we should be okay.
Oh, oh shit prayers going in. Oh, he just nodded his head
And round three goes back. Oh fuck it seemed like at the end of the third
Yeah, he was starting to melt him a little bit
Especially towards the end of the round and it seems like in that third round there was more of those shots for the body
because Khalil is in south of South Park, he can't jab as effectively as he normally does so he can't go to the body
with that jab, he needs to use the front kick up the middle to get to Roundtree
Khalil has got to do what Coach said, extend those combinations, try to get to this guy
and that lead leg of Roundtree Junior starting to look increasingly mango, there's another touch by-
OH!
that was a big jab, Roundtree's eyes just went wide
Oh god damn, there's the oh fuck. Oh, that's looking like extra Emily
We just isolated in our monitor a jab that caused that reaction from DC that was nasty
And here's for everybody else
OH!
Oh, he's fucking- oh
Oh, he's tilted
Oh, he's just dodging everything
Oh, it's so over
Holy shit
He's still taking him
Jesus, what a monster
His eyes cut open
Yeah, yeah, he can punch now
Thank you man
HOLY SHIT
Oh, it's gotta be over here. It's gotta be over. Oh, he's corner. It's over. Oh
Thank God, bro, is I look like an elephant. Oh my god
But toe-to-toe with the greatest record the UC right now is the number two
P4P best fighter in the world. That is insane. Oh my god. That is insane. Oh
It's so gross
Oh, that's so gross chat.
That seems like a good fight though.
Alright.
Let's see where it's at me at.
Alright chat, here's the plan for today.
We believe that we are going to be ending this thing.
I don't know how many hours we're in, I think we're like 16 hours in.
20?
But today might actually be the last day of this thing.
The reason why is this.
You're going to put Kopeh in and Cap was in chat and I totally understand.
But the reason why we did horrible last time was for one reason, was because we did Tetris.
And Tetris was the biggest loss leader for us by a long shot.
And I don't know whose fault it was, I don't know if you want to blame me or Emmy, but
it was one of us, it was really bad.
So, Guava Goose games with 22 upvotes, 7 downvotes, made a game for us.
Love, we had a very quick game like 2v2 chess and half of those games were people intentionally
throwing.
As a sub to 2, I learned web development, nice, and made a 2v2 Rock Paper Scissors.
So this guy made a game for us of 2v2 Rock Paper Scissors so we can get a quick game in before
we start, which is actually genius by the way to do that.
A fucking god like, very smart to do.
It's not, this is not cheating whatsoever.
This is as a multiplayer game 2v2 online that is pure integrity are you out of
your mind how is it not ethical folks that's not gay you want me to play
Tetris cat don't you want to see your streamer win for once like don't you
want to see me succeed don't you want me to see me call Hales being they did
Geo guess her yeah and they got people to throw for them probably the five
gifted bro how about this why don't we see how we do in Tetris today and then
we decide if we do really bad maybe we do this then we go bitch mode but you still
have to realize we do the entire challenge but the entire challenge still
has to go on but I think we're gonna be good in Fall Guys today I'm confident
I think Fall Guys would be good Halo all-carats I'm nasty I don't know here's
the problem with Tetris there's 12 people on Tetris and they all got really
fucking good and they just stream snipers so like what am I supposed to do
there's like two people on there that are bad like the Tetris is just too slow
the only other thing I could possibly think of is that we play Brawlhalla
which I've never even played in my entire life there's either Brawlhalla or
we could play some other game we could switch it out because I'm trying to
beat this thing we can't we can't do smash it's too it's too much lag it's
It's too much lag.
We have multiverses.
But you guys also have to remember,
we still have to beat all these games.
Like this is still insane, you know?
Like we got on a crazy run,
but we also still have to beat Fall Guys, which is insane.
And the thing that we need is we need a quick game.
What's this?
That's fucking good.
What's a game chat that is very quick
that is gonna be like one to two minutes long
that we can play that's a quick game that's not Tetris.
That's what we need.
Something that's a two to three minute game that's quick,
it's one of our first games to get us on the road.
Because the goal is that we need to play two games first,
and the two games that we,
because we talked about this the entire time
we're on the trip,
the games that we need to play first are Mario Kart.
At first it's gotta be blank and then Mario Kart, right?
Blank, Mario Kart, then Fall Guys.
That's the order.
Once we get the Fall Guys,
then we can start doing all these games.
Overwatch, Halo, Smite, you name it.
Try doing best of one Tetris.
The problem with Tetris, and I'll say it again,
the issue that we're having is that Tetris is too,
it's too much the same people.
It's not that there's just, we're doing one person lobbies,
it's that there's only one person in the lobby.
We're getting streams like non-stop,
so there's just nothing we could do.
So if we could figure out another game, we could win.
But it needs to be like, would Type Racer count?
Can you do 2v2 Type Racer?
Is it 2v2 or is it 8 person?
Just to impress you can't do it.
Okay, you guys seem to have absolutely no ideas today.
Rumble Club, Leamy Patty's live.
It's really just the rock, paper, scissors things,
the only thing I think of.
Oh, Emmy's live?
Is it now?
So, I'm looking before I left about having parted hair
to look like I'm an offline TV,
but then in the video I actually do have parted hair.
I was like, well, it was forced upon me, I guess.
It was not intentional.
It looks nice.
OTV posted a picture on there. Oh really? Let me go look I will show it the girlies. Yeah, I had
The middle part hair. I was like whatever. I guess it's fine. I
Was like trying to fix it too, and it just would not stay
so
Yeah, it's like still kind of like that. That's why I was fixing my hair in the the intro
Did I see what happened only need her chin?
Yeah, we, uh, well we as in the OTK people, we took her to the ER and she got stitches.
But the lady at the front was so rude, like, we went to one ER first that was really scary,
like it was this very tiny packed waiting room with this Skitso guy that was like rocking
back and forth and like talking to himself, so we were like, okay, we're gonna go somewhere
else because they also said the wait was like three hours, because they got a deal.
No, like it wasn't even that, so Esfan was like,
okay, I'm just gonna call the next closest place
and ask what their wait time is like.
And Esfan calls the next closest hospital,
he's like, hey, just wondering,
like, do you guys have any kind of wait right now?
And the lady over the phone's like,
I'm not gonna tell you,
but then we decided to just go
because it's like, well, we don't have any choice.
And then we'd go and Emily's explaining
to the lady at the counter and she's looking,
she's like, you're not a doctor,
like I don't think I need stitches and I was like what the fuck and then they
the doctor saw her like yeah she did these stitches but they had the
rudest receptionally ever it was so weird. Dude she really stealing my
stories. Uh-uh. Crash Royale. Dude isn't that gonna take
Clash Royale. Let's see. This? Nothing popped up when I typed in Clash Royale.
It's 1v1. Do you guys know anything? I swear, like, dude, chat. You guys are so dumb today.
Hello? We need a 2v2 game, bro. Some days, I'm just like, hello? That's 2v2.
Then why'd you guys say it was 1v1? Mortal Kombat can't do it. We'll lose.
those games people get stream sniped too hard.
Age of mythology, that's a good one, we should do that.
I don't know why we just don't do Rock Paper Scissors.
I feel like Rock Paper Scissors is the best way for us to win.
If we're trying to win, or we're trying to get an easy first game,
it's not like Tetris is basically us just kicking everyone until we find some of them we haven't played yet.
It's boring.
Dude, do you understand how hard this challenge is to say that it's boring that we're going to just do that?
You're acting like that first game is what makes this tournament.
It's it's it's so hard
Bruce was right
Come on. Don't do that
Keep tetris for now. You got to eight out of ten, right? But we got to eight out of ten to now
Now
I don't know if we'll get there again
The fuck is this two player games.org
Wait a minute
Wait, this could be good
back dude scarlet i didn't never mind i'm not gonna spoil the video
hmm clash royale has 2v2 why is it when i type clash royale it did nothing popped up
yeah but how long will that take chat will that take more than three five minutes
it's less than five minutes clash royale 2v2
Hmm, the mirror.
I open mystery boxes.
This is probably pay to win right, which would be really good for us.
Oh fuck yeah, it's free.
They were sniffed, but I didn't sniff anyone else's feet.
So why not?
I don't like to sniff feet.
Nice.
Party animals too long.
We can't do party animals, it's not happening.
Oh I also said I was gonna vlog while I was there and then I ended up not vlogging because
um, I just felt very annoying, like, uh, I was like, you know, no people-
Fuck you, Miz, what's going on dude?
Fuckin' a vlog, so.
Dude, how long is a party animals game chat?
15 minutes?
It- it's too long.
Like, the goal for the beginning once is to do short games because the other games
could take 30 minutes.
To the Scrabble dictionary
Nice
You know ghosts. Thanks for the two months like like the Tetris games take one minute
No food for Simpa this week. Well, I'm sorry to an October vlog just not I mean
I don't even know how I would fit into a vlog anyway like oh, here's me. I
Don't know
Whatever
First and final vlog whatever
her uh why is the government ending well the goal is we beat it today which I do
think we have a very good shot at doing I'm kind of in the zone so I'm ready to
play and Emmy might just be stalling for the next 30 minutes when she told me
that she'd be ready by five o'clock which is a lot I'm still working on the
the costume party and stuff yepy Halloween party clips and stuff you
I could do a day in the life and just sit in the desk.
Oh.
This is where I start to fail.
Like, I was together and I was like, oh, it's OK.
I already have stuff planned.
But I mean, that's fun.
Will you fucking hurry up?
Come back.
Hi, cutie kitten.
Will you hurry up?
Well, play League with her.
I actually don't know if she actually plays.
She calls plays League, but I'm curious if she actually
plays a lot or like.
Wait, she called you?
I know.
La-Bow!
All right, ready, I'm knocking.
Oh, shit, OK.
Wait, do it again.
It canceled.
OK, Emmy, we have a problem.
What?
So we have a game that one of my loyal viewers
made who is very nice and very sweet.
However, we have a problem.
It is Rock, Paper, Scissors for the first game.
Now, I think it's totally fine and fair,
but apparently my chat thinks that it's cheating.
I don't know, it's up to you.
But how is that cheating?
That's what I said.
Because it's too easy?
Yeah, but I'm saying basically Rock River Sisters is almost the same exact thing as us when we uh...
Is this to replace Tetris?
Yes.
But Tetris is so fun! It is hard though, I get it.
All right!
No, it is fun! It's a fun game, it's a fun game for sure. It's definitely fun.
It's- it's definitely a fun game.
Hmm...
We just need a...
Why don't you get like...
Hmm...
We just need to make a list of people who are like not Tetris pros, and then we only play with those people
Right, but they're saying no integrity
What is less integrity is is integrity us kicking people non-stop in Tetris that we know are good to win
Or do we just do rock paper fucking scissors, which is the same exact thing?
And that's what I don't understand. I
Mean we can try it. I guess but Tetris is more fun in my opinion
Do you think you'd be lame if we win this thing with Rock, Paper, Scissors?
Yeah, kinda.
Rock, Paper, Scissors is because it's not a video game.
It's not a gamer thing, you know?
It should be a video game.
WWBD, what would verse do?
Yeah, next let's just invite people to call and then do heads or tails on Google.
Ooh, you got 5,000 bits.
What?
You have 5,000 bits.
Oh my god, Jordan! I have 5,000 bits!
Alright, I requested.
I don't see it.
Hmm.
Yeah, one thing did play chess, which is not really a video game.
Um, but I would say that counts more than Rock, Paper, and Six.
It's up to integrity rules on us at the end of the day.
Chess takes more skill.
I have absolutely no integrity, so I don't care for this.
I'm not a Rock, Paper, and Six. There's ten times. I mean, I don't give a fuck.
No.
Wait, did you send the request?
It said I did.
Go to your dashboard and click Yo.
Yeah, I'm trying.
Now it's telling me to play the part and vote.
Oh, what?
Twitch.
You should be able to connect your chats that way
they can be friends.
I'm trying.
I don't know where to go because you canceled the thing
and now it's not popping up.
All right, let me cancel it again.
Okay.
Uh, try now? I knocked?
I'm looking.
It says no pending invites found. Let me try to invite you.
I sent an invite.
Did you get it?
Maybe.
Oh, I think I just did it.
Maybe? No, I haven't.
Chat, tech, tech. I didn't accept.
Just start sharing chat. Wait, it says you're not in here.
Mine says share chats enabled, but it's not, you're not in mine.
You're not a MINE!
Wait, can't we both do it?
Am I stupid?
It says I...invited you.
Go to...go to your invites.
Oh yeah, you're in now.
Yeah, it was your fault! I'm just kidding.
Is this new? They added my...my faces?
What the FACES?
That's so weird! I don't like that!
That's kinda weird.
Hello, chatters! Heeey!
I'll mute you on this thing.
I'm gonna run.
You knew what happened at D.D. Party so you said nothing.
I do.
Simply fuck Dantikong.
I saw it happen live.
All right, I mean, you ready for this?
Yeah.
This could be the finale.
This could be the big day that we've been all waiting for.
The final, this could be the final moments.
We actually completed some diatomic right now.
We got to 8 out of 10 last, wait, or 9 out of 10, technically.
Yes, but more importantly, you practiced some Tetris if you were better.
I did practice some Tetris.
Okay.
So what are you thinking for today?
I'm thinking we go with what we talked about on the plan.
I think we do first Tetris, or no, yeah.
Tetris, Mario Kart, and then Mario Kart into Fall Guys.
Fall Guys into Rocket League, Smite, League of Lagoons,
other stuff, yo, and et cetera, et cetera.
What are you thinking?
I'm down, yeah.
OK, what did I just say?
I don't know.
I forgot as well.
We do Tetris, Mario Kart, Fall Guys, Early League,
Smite in the Middle, Fortnite at the end.
Or we could do Smite first, just for a warm-up of Smite.
A quick warm-up of Smite would be nice.
Just a-
No, that's such a waste.
We need to do the other ones early, the quick ones.
Okay.
Why do you want a warm-up Smite?
Always want to, I always like to warm up some Smite.
All right, you want to try it?
I'm gonna do Tetris first
Tetris
Yeah
Tetris
Tetris
Okay, ready? I'm gonna log in
Okay
Tetris
Alright, Puyo Puyo, bullshit it is
Thought we were gonna try a new game, but fuck it, why not? Who gives a shit?
I mean, we can, just not
Not Rock, Paper, Scissors, I think
Tetris
Okay, I'm launching it
You
Tetris
Tetris
Sega let's invite like a five-year streamer so they can have a really fast job
Once up go live
Let's invite
Live
Say got
You think sardaka would want to fuse trash with us. Oh
Yeah, absolutely
Yeah, let's add sardaka for this
Saga wait a minute Saga what sardaka got kicked out of the O2k tournament whatever it's called
I don't know it's called but no
Well, why do you think you got it? I don't know. Oh, did I read the script?
Shit leaked wait isn't fire beard nasty
Yeah, kick him out
Kick him out. By the way every time this Ellie guys in chat, whatever his name is we always lose you're saying
Whenever Ellie's in a lobby, we've lost almost every time
I'm like, let's just start this. That's not true. It is purge. Wait, this guy sounds good
No, no. I don't give a fuck.
Jack, download Play-O-Play with Tetris and you can play with us. It's just five bucks.
Chew the music.
Yeah, especially if you've never played Tetris before.
Huh, I mean, this is your game to carry.
Okay, no, no, no. That was, uh, I kind of... I didn't have that good of a run.
Sorry, I got done on this gift.
I just haven't warmed up yet. Ah, shit. Fuck.
No, it's just the first one of the day. It's not that bad.
Holy Rose, you get your fucking wish where I kicked you. Miguel.
Miguel no start was good too. I mean it was fine. Nope. No. No. Oh god
So bad so bad. I'm done with being a fish
It could be the fish
Yeah, I think it's the I'm done with the fish. It's so why why'd you kick?
That guy and keep bird really don't want to play Tetris. You're just getting double miskept the entire time
You can definitely win this
You don't think so?
Kick that guy.
He's from Arkansas.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kick this guy.
He's played it one time.
He's under people though.
That's nice.
Martin's good.
Dude, if Martin beats us, we're done playing this game.
We have to choose something else, I mean.
This is just so fucking stupid.
I mean, we should just be winning and we should give up.
Yeah, I know that was totally my fault.
It's up really bad.
It's actually killing me.
It's actually killing me.
It's actually killing me.
It's just killing me. It's so- it's actually just killing my mental. I can't do it. I can't-
Oh, okay.
I- I can't do it. It- it- I did one bad thing.
Alright, let's do it again.
Yeah, I'm fucking right you're in this.
He wasn't even- he was no- he was like, normal.
To me, he's nasty.
What?
Frog is in the plate. Maybe I go-
God, I hate no hold, bro.
I fucked up so bad. I don't even want to talk.
I can win this. I can win this.
No, hold so fucking much.
We won, we won!
Nice.
Okay.
I can win this.
Alright, there we go!
Wait, did you do the best of one?
Yep, we won.
Okay, I guess that counts then.
Oh, that counts for sure, for sure.
Okay.
Cart then, right?
I mean, you can ask the shareholders.
Boy, does that ballad run?
Oh, no, we gotta do Mario Kart.
I mean, we're actually trying to win tonight.
Yes.
We're going for the win.
The shareholder said it's valid.
Alright, I'm tuned up right now.
We should probably, yeah let's just always do best of ones.
Yep, that was a good run. People clap some chat.
Okay, best of one, I think no holdings best. I think it plays to my playstyle more because
I played like the actual Tetris game and not this fucking baby-ass bullshit.
Am I in a game? What?
You shouldn't be.
Yo, Sup Raiders, we're doing the Gamer Gauntlet Challenge, me and Miz.
We have to win 10 games in a row, but we're really bad.
Yeah, I'm live too by the way. I'm a Republican.
Now that makes a lot of sense a lot of under viewers. I don't make a lot of sense
I mean, I didn't want to say it cuz no one else will you're kind of whitewashed
I'm kind of whitewashed. I
Think so yeah, that kind of happened when my dad fucked my mom
Thanks, I'm uh some yo nightmare think of the rate of one viewer appreciate it bro. I'm waiting for you by the way
I'm starting it. Okay try to join way this one looks ever happened to suburban
Bucket's full, should I leave or?
I think it's about in the middle.
Buckle around and find out. Buckle around and find out.
I'm a-
Oh, wow.
Loser makes the stream unwatchable.
Oh, it's not very nice.
That's my friend.
Hey!
Go out, go away, get out of here. I don't even know you.
Oh, poor little retard is upset.
He can't have his little emerald for 30 minutes.
Sorry, I was farming at some viewers.
Okay, join join this one. There's two empty spots with bots
Mods been miskiff. Why is it loading? Okay, nice. Hey, I don't see you
I'm expecting yeah
But it has two spots so we better win this lobby these people are terrible
Yeah, I saw they have like 1000 rating. I mean these are the worst. They have 1200 we cannot lose this match, I mean
We won't. Mod's channel points. Yo, Ellie Rose, think of the one you were waiting for.
Dude, we cannot lose. Hey, I mean, can you rame me at the end of your stream today? By the way, I have like five bounties to do.
Yeah, I got you, dude.
What does that sound like?
I'm not saying anything.
If I give you guys a million dollars, but you can never watch S-Fan again, would you do it?
I would not take that.
No, neither.
Alright chat, if I give you $5,000, but you can never watch Twitch again, ever.
If you click on it, you lose the five grand.
What are you doing?
Wait, I'm never saying no.
What about, what about...
20 grand?
About one billion dollars.
No, they wouldn't do it for him though.
Oh, fuck.
That's too much.
Man, these guys suck.
This is the freest lobby I've ever seen.
That's what wakes up. Which one of my best apps won, Ruins?
Okay. I don't think I've played the other two anyway, so.
Why are you singing Jellyfish Jam?
uncle
rogan runs 75 maybe we're actually bad and should quit
i think it's more so you're actually bad i mean this guy keeps saying reduce
the audio gain on your mind now fuck i actually don't know this this is one
of the courses i don't know shit uh it should be fine this person would we
have 677 how do you get they really like the game they just lose a lot they
They love the game. Don't be mean.
I played this one last time.
Yeah, but I still don't know it.
Yeah, I randomly love them.
Where is the Japanese guy from then?
I think I'm actually from Japan.
Can you set your location to anywhere?
It's probably just some like American guy
that lives with his mom.
It's like, I'm gonna set myself to Japanese
so people think I'm really good.
He's playing a 600-year-old lobby.
I'm stupid. I'm stupid.
I'll play Serimen.
Fuck it, it can't be good.
Fucking god.
I'll let you know if I see one, I'm gonna not start a lot of old fatter, I guess.
That is infront of me!
Good job!
Okay, now for something.
I think we should do Fall Guys.
If we're actually trying to win today, I think Fall Guys makes the most sense.
Okay.
Oh boy.
Time to boot it up.
Yippee!
Wait, this is a good e-note.
I'm wearing the long bean suit. That's cute. Let me focus the fuck up. I'm ready. My game's not loading. I'm trying to launch the game. I'm having some trouble. Yeah, it's fucking good. Let's get to. Yeah, it's good. Are you changing your outfit? Yeah, that's good.
game. I'm having some trouble. Yeah, it's fucking good. That's good too. Yeah, it's good. Are
you changing your outfit? No. Wait, we should be, we should have the same outfit. I don't
have a lot of costumes. I can buy one though. Is it like Fortnite where it's like a rotating
shop? Yes. There we go. My game's working now.
Yeah, buddy, June my game just fucking crashed the second I went oh my god, we have to start
Okay, I'll change my outfit then open Tetris. Huh?
You're lying. What why would we open Tetris doesn't that count?
No stopping dumb
Kong
Outlaw I can be who Kong. Oh my god. I'm gonna be who Kong
sick
She's so loud. Yeah, I'll mute her.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Sorry.
You know what's crazy?
Is it my mic?
You are just fucking loud as shit.
You were at 100%.
That's never happened before.
Alright, uh, mine's loading up again.
Alright.
Do we do duos?
I think we do.
I think I trust you at this point.
Yeah, we want to duo one last time, right?
We're going two actually.
I want one in you, one one.
Yeah.
Alright, ready?
Yeah, I think it's just discord people say it sounds fine on my string. I'm monkey
Monkey, I'm monkey
Did you change your outfit? Yep. Oh
Was that a moogle? What is that?
I don't know. Let's do this though. All right, I mean please focus
Focused always super focused. Hey, this is your map. This is your map. This time. This is my map
I've never seen this map before. No, you're gonna think yet
Oh, yeah, yeah, this is like the one that I got first place on.
Yeah, I am.
Playing Fall Guys, everybody will be spamming and be doing it right.
Everybody will be parking and be feeling it right.
Everybody will be watching me skip playing Fall Guys.
Everybody will be only advancing to the playing Fall Guys.
It actually did, but that's...
My game's lagging again.
I didn't die.
I'm lagging.
I'm not joking.
Oh, no. Why is this happening?
Don't tell me you have a starboard.
I might have a starboard or two.
Oh my fucking god, you fell for a starboard!
You've never subbed.
I've never subbed.
My CPU's fine.
I don't know what's going on.
Well, I guess I have to try to win with my life.
Oh god, please, for the love of fucking Jesus Christ.
That's awesome. I'm so happy you close the tabs. I have one tab open. It's chat. You realize this means I have to win with you
being like this
Shut up. Oh
Shut up
Wait, where's my battery?
Mods you can ban this guy from my stream
Actually just ban this guy from my stream like it's it is that easy you can just ban this guy from my stream
I don't have my fly so fucking far
Give me that I stole it you bitch. It's mine. It's mine
It's mine
I'm actually playing
Have to carry I'm sorry grab and hold a penguin. It's just you and me on a team guessing
Okay, I mean when you're when you're holding the bang which I did
And this is it that I'm nasty at oh, okay, as long as this guy does not grab me. I'll keep him away
wash that lady
Which lady what is a grabber?
Goodbye bitch grab me well back to Tetris
Let's go
That was such a that was such an anti-climactic ending to fuck. It was so bad
So was it lagging during Tetris?
No, it was only fall guys. I have problems launching it, too. I mean worst cancel just restart
Monkey I just know okay walk in okay. No hold one round right?
Mom with my computer. Do you have to end streaming rating or something? I don't know. I'm gonna fix it
Yeah, maybe you might be right
You know, I think it was ever since as been rated to your computer stuff working. So maybe
That actually is true. I'm killing up. I might actually restart my PC before fall guys. I might
Okay, let's win this first
Can you join I?
I
Think there's one fuck. It looks full. Why are they always full? I'm gonna do a new one. Oh wait, maybe it was because
But then why isn't it after slugged, I don't know.
Alright, okay, I joined this one.
What team are you down with?
Untold Dawn remastered.
Oh my...
You're such a perpisa-clap.
I forgot!
I'm gonna pee.
It's on lap one.
I'm gonna connect to other consoles.
Wait, didn't this happen last time?
Dude, I swear it's probably because we just kept restarting.
I don't think I can join a lobby.
Oh my god, I honestly, this, this, I'm having fun with this thing.
Oh my god.
I mean wait, join mine.
So I can't join yours.
Hello.
Here join mine, I can't join yours.
Wait, you can't?
No.
I would probably say so, yeah.
Okay.
But there's really nothing I can do.
You.
Okay.
We start over, we go again, cause I wasn't in the lobby.
No, we start over.
Oh my god dude, why can't you just wait for my dog shit lobby when I got back from the bathroom?
You didn't listen to me.
I said I couldn't join your lobby, like it was lagging.
Like I literally, there's nothing I can do.
Then I could have made a new one, whatever.
No, it's the bug that was happening last time.
Alright.
Petrus, best of one.
Alright, go again, just hit go again.
Alright, it's okay.
Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. Okay. I think I'm gonna full lobby anyway. Yeah, I need to leave
Maybe if I do regional
Try I'll try to join now a communication error heard
Don't leave don't leave it's not that I mean it's the game. It's buggy. Oh
already left
Yeah, this would be GG. I I'm not dealing with this today. I can't I'm sorry. It's just so fucking annoying
It's so annoying.
I can't stand Nintendo online.
It's so annoying.
I think my game's bugged.
I can't turn lobbies.
I mean we can start with other games maybe.
I could do Smite or Halo or Rocket.
I feel like that's such a risk.
Yeah but I mean what should we do?
I mean stop leaving the lobby so fast.
Okay.
So should I queue again?
I mean, I don't know.
I can queue, but if I queue, I already have really good people.
Let's just try to join again, I guess.
Should I try to play one, or should I leave this?
You can join. Dude, my lobby is getting insane.
This guy has 30,000, 27,000, 12,000, 15,000, 10,000, 11,000.
I guess just for this time, since it's scuff, we'll just play our individual lobbies
if I were to skip first one more, I guess.
I was 54,000!
I'm gonna try to go in here first.
I don't know this map.
I think I just did something really bad.
What?
My controller died!
Okay, this one doesn't count. This is in the Ludwig Gauntlet rules.
No way.
Okay, this one actually doesn't count.
And then I just had an error.
What is going on?
What do we do? Because this is just taking so long.
Um, well my controller died, which means that one doesn't have to count, so maybe we just take the Tetris one and then go play something else.
I would play, we have to beat Fall Guys.
Yeah, we can play Fall Guys.
That's so stupid, we need to beat Mario Kart first.
Okay, A, do we get Mario Kart first?
They so the only other option we have we have to be two games that are easy first that are quick
Yeah, well guys are markets way too quick
Okay, then let's go play Mario Kart so dumb how am I dumb?
One second how am I dumb if we win fall guys we go to a game. That's complete R&J and we're gonna lose what I know I'm back
So should we redo the Mario Kart now or do you want to do it later? I mean we can't give
Wait, why not?
Because it's messing up.
Did we play something else?
We could do it, yeah, sure.
I mean, maybe we should try Q one more time.
Is that fun?
I mean, I'm almost down to just replace Mario Kart at this point,
because it just seems like it's...
Every other game it feels like we're so easy to lock in and play,
And Mario Kart seems like it's half 90% of Mario Kart time is just to get the lobby
I'd rather almost just play multi-versus and then do that instead
I guess, yeah, it's free
It is insanely impressive, like seeing these lobbies and not being able to queue is fucking insane
But like multi-versus takes five seconds, it's quick
Troya
I think it's easier for people to stream sniping multi-versus though
I think we replace it. I just think it's taking way too long for a quick game. The first two
games need to be really fast so we just get the full guys. And I think this is just taking
way too long. So I think we should switch out Mario Kart because it's a coin flip whether
not as a quick race it's it's always just it just takes way too long like the
Nintendo Switch lobbies are terrible okay that's fine I'm opening multiverses I
haven't played in a while though I've never played this game in my life
God these lobbies fucking pissed me off so much I actually get so tilted with
the Mario Kart lobbies this game good I played it when it came out it was
pretty good but it just it's just not the kind of game you like get the craving to
play you know I don't know how to explain it I think that's why I kind of died how
old are you hello 10 wait I can't play them I'm 13 device token what why did
cue me jab we just smashed but it we can't I've already played this tutorial
I need to get a password.
Don't know how to play this.
Uh, it's making me play a tutorial, even though I've played before, so you just play the tutorial.
Chad, is controller better or no?
Yeah, definitely.
Who's OP? Like who's actually OP character that we just destroyed with Shaggy? Who's the most like box?
Wait, uh, maybe, maybe we use, someone says he was Taz and Spam.
All things that has finished it.
Motherfuckin' Jones! Wait, I had to first marve in the Martian War.
LeBron's still good, or is he bad? I never knew his OP when the game came out.
It's time for a break.
Alright, ready? It might be.
Yeah, I fucked up actually, joined the game.
Wait, my ID name is Jellyfishfamous839.
Jellyfishfamous839.
Jellyfishfamous839.
Like me! This place is freaking me out!
I have no friends. What's your name?
Uh, I should be able to invite you. Oh, here we go. Wait, what?
I still have no friends.
How do I add you?
What's your name?
Emeru Lull. L-A-W-L.
You.
I added you when I got five toasts.
I see you, Jellyfish Famous 839.
Sarah, something I can help you with? It's not scary, is it?
Is it where I invited you to one each one of my joining yours
Let's do this
Yeah, new game
Yeah, how do we go? Okay, how do we wait? Oh wait?
Wait for shaggy. Oh fuck. I'm ready. I'm gonna keep this guy's ass. Oh shit. I don't I don't remember how the perks work
I don't know how to change a fighter. Yeah, I guess you do it in the menu. I didn't know
Uh, the Y side of the world.
Like the spam kick.
Oh, don't die!
Oh, I threw a sandwich!
I don't know if this is a real game.
What's for lunch?
Two fog guys.
Wait, how was it game three?
Okay, that's game one.
Isn't it?
Oh, because Mario Kart didn't count because my controller died.
No, that counts. We lost.
Well, we didn't- I didn't get to play a game.
Wait, did we-
We skipped- we skipped Mario Kart.
Okay, wait, we didn't play it. We didn't play a game. I like I got into a lobby, but then I could
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. I think we need fall guys
Okay, yeah, I mean if we played a game
But I'm one and yeah, that's all good
I think fall guys and if you win fall guys, then we take a serious break and calm down and realize we actually
could fucking win this whole thing
Gonna have a therapy session almost one fall guys fuck it's such an idiot
I mean, I'm not doubting anything
anymore. Can I do like a custom
or something? Why don't we queue
up and you tell me if it's
lagging? Okay. Okay. I feel like
it's still going to do it, but
we'll see. Is it lagging chat?
Well, my menu kind of looked
like it was lagging. That's
good when the menu lags,
right? Yeah, get out of your
system. That's good.
Yeah. I mean, I'm not
doubting anything anymore.
Yeah, get out of your system. That's good.
Yeah.
Are you lagging right now?
No.
Okay, good.
Alright, grab the tails.
Okay.
Oh, I have one.
Alright, then just run back, run back, run back, run back.
Yeah, I'm gonna run inside.
Okay, yeah, the lag is really...
She has zero.
I got one. I got one.
We're just gonna play with the lag. I guess it's not...
It's probably fine.
surviving. Someone among us guy just tried to grab me. Yeah, I think maybe after this
I should probably start in my PC or something. See if that fixes it. Jesus. Is this the finals
now already? It might be. But it's okay. Okay. Yeah, I think, yeah, next time we restart
a run I'm gonna restart my PC as well and see if that, but for now we'll just
going Rocket League or Smite or Halo or League. I think we do is our first actual
run. Yeah, yeah, now we're actually getting into it. Now my heart's racing.
I think that's the League. That's the Rocket League.
I'm scared. I'm scared too. No, don't be scared.
I don't want to do this, I don't want to do this.
Oh god, I'm nervous remember I mean you could double jump. Yeah. Yeah, I know and
You can what oh?
Shit with the break wait. There's a guy in the other team. It's a cryptos theologist. Oh
My god, you will see it in last time we played I
Wind it up guys. So we win my offense against these people
Maybe I'm wrong
Maybe we'll start losing.
Dog Gamer.
Ooh, phase five is live.
You need to catch up here.
Okay.
Play Lucio and heal.
If we win this, what do we do next?
Uh...
Halo.
Or smite.
I would say league, but sometimes league is so long.
Oh god, I'm fucking freaking out.
You got the... the shakes.
Oh, there's my map!
Oh this map is really good for Lucio, you just skate around the inside of the point and be really hard to kill.
Like when we capture the point, just skate around the ceiling and heal in speed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you can stay up there forever if you're good at the wall writing.
Yeah, you can also boot people off the map too.
Oh wait, this isn't the map I was taking off. It's on this pack though.
Hey.
But they took your Lucio
Mercy's do you know how to
Mercy boost
And how to be a bitch
So when we shift on someone press space like
Like right after and it'll like shoot you up in the air. Is that what it is?
There's a jump. I think it's yeah
You like
Oh, wait, no, yeah, you need a crouched. Yeah, you broke out
Everyone spam only really cute emotes for the next five minutes
And really cute emotes man
Nice we got the ejecta ball
I'm on the point on the point
No, wait I can rest with a
Yeah, I thought my old was a rest. I know you're old you fly around now
This looks like the best team I've smoked in a system.
Yeah, you're using a rose, but it's not in Stiff, it's not in Stiff, so you can die or get a cancel.
That was like so five years ago.
No one plays this game anymore.
This is part of the fun.
We're fine.
No, where am I at?
How the fuck you got damaged?
Yeah, I'm just waiting for our team.
Go to D.va! Go to D.va!
Yeah, yeah.
Damn you, I'm just gonna flash you.
I really want to be monkey for their backline, but I kind of can't
We're back here getting fucking destroyed
Looking good nice at me. You got the tank. I'm really almost there
Sorry, I haven't played this game in six years. I actually
Okay, and they're all respawning. I'm sorry
No, she's pretty hard for this one.
This is way too key.
Yeah, no, it is.
Getting us, getting us.
Oh my god, I don't know.
Dude, I'm so scared.
Halo is...
No, let's do smite. Let's do smite.
Oh my god, you're putting it on me like that?
Huh?
Oh yeah, I guess us winning smite depends on if you are...
All right, it's my dinner.
Let's fucking dive in and die.
One, three, 10 times.
No, I'll do way more than that.
Let's go.
Smite.
Yeah.
White, white, white, white.
So if we win this, we're seven out of 10, right?
Yes.
Then it's Halo League of Legends Valorant Fortnite.
Yes.
Holy shit.
We're getting up there.
Yeah.
You I think you clear League.
Halo, I have to.
We'll see what happens.
And then it's just really Vallow.
Yeah, then Fortnite should be super-freezy.
Oh, I need to take a fucking piss.
Okay.
Why is the game not loading?
Every time I open Smite, it breaks my computer resolution.
I think for this occasion, I'm gonna get a new Neath skin.
Which skin has the most boobs?
Oh, like this one's cool. I didn't see this one before.
Wait, which one should I get?
I kind of like this one. Oh wait, I can see the button game model. Oh Jesus! Wait, I actually
kind of like this one. Even though she's covered up.
I think this is probably the hardest one we have to do left in the gauntlet besides maybe
Valorant.
No, Halo. For sure Halo.
You think so?
Yes, for sure.
Okay.
Like the problem with halo is there's some people that play hail that are fucking amazing and there's people that are
Absolute guys and sometimes we get them on our team. So no we don't and I'm not that good at halo
Halo polkas it all comes down to me. There's one game of smite. Can I smite?
Or will I smite?
It's time
Will I smite I have to smite better than I've ever smited before our team is so squishy. We need a tank
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Yo, this is like the worst team ever. Why do we have a Janus and Circat, then how does we need a tank? Moon needs the tank.
Moon. I mean, maybe we just killed them before they kill us.
Why is he picking anything? I don't know. Wait, he might not be here.
Yeah, maybe we redo lobby. Oh.
That's so, no, that's so bad.
bad. Wait, but is Discordia a tank chat or Lancelot?
I thought Discordia was like a caster.
But we have the, we have the squishiest fucking team ever.
Still win.
Alright, just play safe.
Okay.
The Vulcan is a level 10 Vulcan, so it's not bad.
Forming time.
But they do have a level 10 Agubi.
Agubi?
Anubis.
Oh.
Wait, if Lancelot and Anastasian, then they don't have a tank either.
Yeah, it's fine.
Let's make some good memories.
Aboba.
Aboba.
Aboba.
Aboba.
Aboba.
Aboba.
Attaboy! Attaboy!
Do you need me? Do you need me? Do you need me, Wolf?
Why is this person just standing there?
Wait, which one?
I don't know her name.
Well, Sub-Hat? Yeah, I don't know. It's...
Oh, she's moving now.
I was like, I don't want to reset bro. It's so annoying
They're using actual like pinks. They're kind of trying
Bunkies me Alan you want to get beads of purification for your second relic for a new business ability
What does it look like? He wraps your round
He wraps you over. Oh, okay. I remember. Yeah, yeah, I remember
God, what the fuck are these teams man? There's these guys are super aggressive. I don't think I do that
Smite night punk. Holy shit. I'm gonna get I'm just gonna get health
I'm too squishy
Chat, what's like what's a health thing I can get is your chat play smite?
What?
Warmogs? Yeah, totally.
Oh, what the fuck?
Wait, how did he pull me out of our base?
What?
Okay.
Are you still playing smite?
I'm crying.
Oh god. Oh, that was some smite!
Help, what is he-
How did he keep- What? Who's that?
Bastet?
Yeah, it's Bastet. She plays smite.
Why can she grab me out of our base?
base small oh no it's so dumb this
crying team come on smite not gonna lie
I think smite's the most stressful just
cuz it's always so close oh my god
what we need to get that out of there
how do we not kill that man
point to my don't know about that's
right we're not losing by a lot yeah
we can catch up still they kill their
escort okay I'm gonna I mean our team
just bad I'm gonna be honest like
We're just I can't carry this if the team's gonna place it on place might I mean, it's not like over for sure
We could easily win if we place my problem is our focus
Our Vulcan needs to carry a lot harder, and he's just not
People like this is actually a really good game. That's why nice. Yeah, we can see we can keep smiling
Just want to hit. All right. We're smiling. We're smiling. I'm running back to base. Oh
damn it
It's actually really good.
Our problem is our Vulcan really, like he's gonna die right here for sure.
Like our Vulcan is just fucking 0-4 and fucking ass.
Oh my god, sorry, I'm having a rough time.
Just focus on the defense.
Alright we need to get one of these minions in for sure, for sure.
Okay.
I gotta run, I need to just fuck me up.
Oh fuck you got the kill!
I mean our Vulcan is just playing like shit
Are we being the best that might be able to win our escorts getting in they're going?
Okay, okay, that's that's good. It's it's it's definitely close. It's definitely smart. It's definitely sign
You gotta kill this name. This is all you
Yeah, I'm gonna keep fading what the actual fuck just happened. Nice. I mean I'm up in three
Okay
Close.
No.
We killed the Nivus.
Oh god, the thing's happening.
Oh what that ability is!
No we're playing split, we're playing split, this is good.
Okay.
We're winning!
Let's just not die here.
Oh god.
Holy fuck, they just actually deleted me.
Our team doesn't want to go in, we need to go in, we need to push minions.
They weren't there.
Oh god, no!
They had what they do.
I don't even know what just happened to you.
I'm not kidding, I might have just saved the game.
Yeah, I think you did.
I actually might have just saved the game.
Yeah, I think so.
I'm a little scared, not gonna lie.
We're winning.
Now we just need to not all die!
That would be great!
What the fuck?
What is this? I don't get what they do.
I don't know this game, bro.
No...
Unless all the minions are going in.
Well, it's back to what happened. How do we lose 20 points in three seconds? What happened?
Because like three people died. I also died too much. I was playing too aggressive
I shouldn't have done that when I don't know what they do. I
Died like two times less we would have been fine. I mean honestly our Janus just did fucking shit
Like our Janus. Yeah, but we have to carry because they're always gonna be shit
Well, I mean he did more damage than you
yeah so you have to carry it's all right it's all right it's all right that
was some smite for sure yeah are you honest when oh and six fuck I didn't
even know I did smite just I did not try to why is my opening on my
computer through the I'm gonna kick you every time really you kicked me by
the way there's no hole that was not a paper welcome I got all okay oh wait
Yeah, you're right fighter out to the chat said shaggy's nest. Oh yeah, I only have one character shaggy shaggy is good
I'm just gonna push shaggy. Okay
I'll say I'm just playing shaggy too
Well chat says taz is nasty you just spin the win
Okay, I'll try them then right chat chat is
What are you good? Why don't you have your staying shit? You never play this game your life. I don't think a lot of people play this
Tasks kind of what
What are you gonna say?
I don't know where did I click that sandwich?
No! I mean...
I got the one!
Go on, you go!
Yeah, this is a good one.
No!
Huh?
Nothing.
Yeah, these...
Hey, those guys were good.
Alright, pull all guys.
Okay.
You wanna restart your PC?
Um, I'm gonna try capping my FPS
and see if it still does it.
26 months for love and then if it does I will restart my PC. It shouldn't take too long
Your resetting. Yeah, it looks like it's logging or lagging
All right, if it's locking reset, what was last time you turned off your PC?
like
I actually restarted it today
before I went live
That I feel like that's too like you should be fine
It doesn't look like it's lagging now.
Oh, let's let's try it, I guess.
It doesn't...
We'll see.
Meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow.
Meow.
Meow, meow, meow.
Meow.
Meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
No, yeah, yeah.
What do you think about it?
This one. Yeah. Yeah, just slide. Yeah. Yeah. Oh fuck I slid that
Really bad start lagging a little bit, but if it is
We should be good in the hood. All right, I mean, do you you're good at this you're good at this? I
am terrible at this
I'll do good. I'll do good. I'll do good. I'll do good. I'll do good. I'll do good.
This is not ours. All I have to do with the...
No, I'll do good. I'll do good. I'll do good. I'll do good.
All I have to do with that.
No, I'll do good. I'll do good. Stop. I'll do...or maybe second.
Alright, it's time for me to carry the rest of the way.
Yeah.
Okay, do you know how this one works?
Count the fruit? No.
Alright, so we count the fruit and then there's gonna be a TV screen and then
And you have to, whatever number it has, that's the fruit you land on.
It's fucking weird.
Basically, the slime is gonna go up.
Just follow me, just follow me, trust.
Okay, I'll follow you.
Wait, so what?
So, like, there's three of the grapefruit.
Three dragonfruit.
Wait, no, there's an, wait, yeah, three, three.
I said you have to avoid the slime.
I'm rising the middle.
Sorry, I shouldn't have followed you.
Oh, I'm sorry.
The good news is we win these two games so fast now that we're doing good.
I wish we could do them at both at the same time.
Is this no hold again?
What are we supposed to do? That's not our fault.
Oh, yeah, that was a new game.
Okay, I guess.
Wait, should I kill myself?
Yeah, just retry.
What's that?
No, we can't retry.
Fuck, we gotta hit new teams.
Fuck, you're right! No!
I thought it was someone's actual audience.
God damn it.
Martin, do I have to remove you?
Oh, and Gage!
43 rough months.
Yo.
So we can hit go again.
Multiverses again? Or cart again?
Not multiverse. Multiverse is so good, because it's so fast.
The players are like really chillier.
Yeah, I wonder how many good players we'll have to keep going against until we get, uh, you know.
They're pretty fun.
Yeah.
They're doing my game.
My things so loading all during the sec. Okay, right something I can help you with it's not scary. Is it?
Yeah, is it here these viewers like chill like the people in a multi-
How come the cute and pop and silly like the other two times?
Don't sneak up on the guy like that
Think I've the blobby's bugged or something in a second. What is happening?
game
It's not like me click anything. I'm gonna restart it
Yeah, you you honestly might need a PC restart or something cuz I feel like everything I already restarted my computer today though
I don't know. I mean something something is making you know, I would not work
Are you joining one? Okay?
He's scared
Okay, these are real people
yeah you can you can really tell by the names
my chat's freaking out there are real people in the mail
you don't want to be in the mail?
good ass fucking run
is your shit lagging or not?
it seems fine
how did we lose last time?
I didn't know that the slime
was just from level 4
yeah
have you done this one?
no but it's just a raced one right?
yeah so in the blue
you jump really high
Okay.
Alright, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
Wait, we can't make it anymore?
I actually lost that one.
No, but after you passed, we're 12th!
If you made it earlier, we would have been 13th.
If you made it like one later, I think we would have been out.
Okay, so I would get the battery one.
This one is easy.
Oh wait, there's a battery here on the floor.
I don't want them to steal it.
I think our guy's gonna get it.
There's so many so I think we you by the way if you if you walk on two at the same time it counts
Yeah, I was trying to do that, but I was having a
Messmer kick messford. We don't know this
Airy man guy. What if he's good?
Yeah, wait, there's no drop. I turn off the wrong thing
Multiverse again
Okay, don't let me forget to give Kiwi his eye drops
Honestly if we get the team to go last time I can probably just give it all you know
Yeah, let's make a lobby at least
Hey, man, like is there something you need?
He's run mine
Feel like bow down or something
I will be right back wait these are real people Emmy you have to click ready what
apparently VRBBQ is like actually famous in this game
Holy shit VRBBQ
These guys look pretty fierce
Ah you're down
So I'm setting him up that right now is my favorite game
Good
Dude see how fast these are compared to Mario Kart
Mario Kart does take forever to set up
We would still be alive in.
For God's sake, I feel like, wait, quick, join.
It's on lap one out of three.
God, I can't believe we fucking, what,
what did we lose in?
What game was it?
Was it Smite, or was it Smite?
Oh, God, that was so depressing.
I was playing Smite.
It's all right.
It'll happen.
All right, I'm ready for you to join.
Wait, why, I launched Fortnite.
I'm done.
Fuck around, find out, fuck around, find out.
Chat, what's the best skin in the game that makes you go the fastest?
Hey, joining?
Yeah, sorry.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Hey, join.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Oh, wait, let's...
Alright, the easiest one, let me just run.
It's the easiest...
It's the simplest one.
Yeah, I think I've done this one, yeah.
We cannot... I have not lost this in probably two years.
four five i i never i don't even ever lost this just we sprint okay okay okay just run it's you
can just jump a lot oh my god i'm actually playing yeah i'm doing fine me too i'm like a little bit
behind you it seems fine now right you know how to grab right yeah keep balls in your area
okay so here's what i'm gonna do i'm going to leave and jump at them and get the balls in our area
And then you just hold them.
Okay.
What's up, Rav?
Rav, watch this. Alright, so we're on the blue side.
Just try to grab a ball or two and just keep it in the corner.
Okay.
Okay, nice.
You're trying to steal our balls!
Oh, that's why I'm not alone.
I'm stopping them.
You fucker!
Wait, I'm trying to get any of them to fucking...
Alright, we have three blue right here. We should be able to push this through.
Oh no. Oh no, wait, this is bad.
Bro, we lost it the last second.
Second I happened last time too my streamer. No sober watch. I saw the ball, too
Yeah, well, I'm just popped out and fuck this over
Textress all right, let's do one more. Oh, that was so rough
No, we should you shouldn't start with fall guys these games are too easy to lose and win
Yeah, they're very quick. I think it's not now. We're doing boy. Oh boy. We're doing Tetris with only one
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it saves so much time
Oh, bad.
I know.
That was depressing.
Dude, these people were in the lobby before we even started.
How is that possible?
I don't know.
Can anyone see that chat?
They were just spamming, ready to join.
Two of you!
Two of them!
Okay, by the way, it holds on and also everything.
Okay.
Okay, multi-verses.
I hope we get more good players this time.
I invited you.
Yeah, I'm still loading it.
This game's kind of fun when players yep, these are real. Yep. This is and we're dead. Oh
No, not bad. Nair day. Yeah. How about one everyone knows capo on this game in community
Yep, Chad is capo one apparently's actually rank one. That's why it's a capo one. Maybe you was ranked two
I'm gonna do my signature moves where I spend why the entire time
Some right wise, some left wise and some right wise.
Nice, okay, let me try the right, okay, I'm doing the right wise.
All right, we have to win for all guys, come on.
Okay.
Yo, my whiskey fags, I'm here to get you.
I'm getting up straight and uncrossing my legs.
Yeah, wasabi, thanks for the five gifted.
Fuck around, bond up, fuck around, bond up.
Should I invite you or eat?
I invite you.
Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow.
Problems we're actually losing in the team one. So the second team won't be lost, right? Yeah
We're winning the ones. Yeah, just us lose almost of the team. Yeah, the ones where we have to need help
We're getting unlucky. I mean from fact you could use these things for your advantage
Oh, I kind of did it
You could do is you can go through the middle and you want to go on the right side, right?
The right side kind of it's pretty easy
I I I hit it every time
Uh, I probably will not- Oh, I see.
Oh, I want first!
Oh, I'm getting third.
No, two.
I don't know what happened.
I haven't had trouble with this one before.
25 months and still no shout-out.
Woohoo!
You actually die, IRL.
It makes you think better.
Wait, think of it as lava?
Yeah, this is gonna be fun.
What? Okay.
You got this.
This guy's killing himself.
The slime is lava.
I thought that the thing was coming back. I didn't know.
Nah, I mean, I fucked up first.
What if I play the other game at the same exact time?
What if we kill both games at once?
I don't know.
Maybe we do multi-verse after-
Since we're doing so well on it, you know?
Yeah, we could do Fall Guys next.
That makes no sense.
Time to focus up!
Fuck around and find out!
Maw, maw, maw, maw!
Alright so I think that was every single map though so now you kind of know everything.
Yeah yeah yeah there should be lots of things like that.
Yep.
Right Chad that was basically every map. I mean I honestly forgot something too.
Do you ever think to yourself that you're the perfect shade of pale?
What?
I'm just reading someone to Chad.
No I haven't.
I thought he was talking to me for a second so I got excited.
Okay this one's so easy.
It's so easy.
It's so easy.
It's so good at this game.
It's so easy.
It's so fucking easy.
It's actually so easy.
It's actually so easy.
I'm actually so good at this game.
STAMMERS SHIT!
Mine is so easy.
You still there?
It was like the one map you didn't do.
It's all like 3 times.
I came to my father a lot.
also to press it up yeah what's up dude there's huge difference honestly the
reason why the reason why I'm mad today is chompy wouldn't stop fucking me
howling last night while I was sleeping and it was so fucking annoying and then
the ground with episode of Pokemon starting playing it's my favorite
episode so I had to watch because you're on trend I'm so mad because I'm
trying I fucking love trend though yo extra Emily thanks for the huge
fucking reason you can't appreciate me unlike you tech tone I've been
I'm asking Tecto to raid me every day because I have the mounies to do and he doesn't raid me once.
That's kinda weird.
Okay wait, this one's a joke.
Oh it's this one.
I actually don't understand this map.
Yo booty!
Yeah I don't really get this one.
Uh, I'm gonna run towards the middle.
I kinda just sit in the middle.
Watch out at me, I mean, I guess.
You wanna just sit up here with me?
Get up here, trust, trust, trust.
Yeah, this one's kinda dumb.
I'm kinda dumb.
Yaaah!
I'm kinda dumb.
This one, like, is...
Everyone's literally just sitting with their squadmate and doing like...
Well, you won't have a squadmate, people are dead.
Look, it's only...
We're quite tight, there's three teams tied for first.
I don't know.
I guess if you can kill people, it's good, but it's like...
Not even worth it, I feel like.
Wait, I don't know, you stand on the other side of this and maybe it, uh...
It'll stop moving back and forth.
You think so oh shit. He's got yo omniman trying to kill us. You see this cops. I'm out
I mean like okay. There's only 29 seconds left when you died to it's okay. I think we win
Caps at a cloud fun. It says we're still in seconds. I think we're fine
Fucking omniman you bitch. Oh my god. I mean we did not deserve that one like actually
Oh, right that was actually so fucking based on true
Yeah, holy shit, that was ridiculous
Okay, not the ball into opposite sides and touch the floor to score points
Okay war okay, so you
It's just volleyball we just don't want to let it touch the ground right yeah
Okay, we're on a team just jump
Jump the hell off.
Okay.
Oh, I'm scared.
Emmy, ah!
This guy's a piece of shit.
Let me hit on it.
You got it, you got it.
Bro.
Fuck all these hoes.
It doesn't fucking matter.
Do this one again.
Let's do Fall Guys again.
Are you s- okay.
And what if we win?
Let me play Tetris.
Okay, you fucking- you're a fucking gavone, you know that?
What?
That is some stupid ass shit, but I'm in.
I just want to win one.
We have a 1-1 today.
Or actually we have a 1-1.
1.
If we win this and we lose the Tetris, I'm permabitting anyone that we lose to, by the way.
We actually permabitting.
Say.
Alright, I'm actually gonna start playing.
Why is your skin orange?
Me?
Well, it's not me.
My skin's not orange, what the fuck?
But my background looks sick on my stream, what the fuck?
Is why are you so pale like an iPad kid?
As long as we don't get a shit team on the team game, I think we're good.
We're doing a 48 hour stream.
Pull an S-Fendemney.
God.
We don't stop until you beat us now.
Oh no.
Sick.
Yeah, that was probably one of the worst players of all time.
Broccoli boy, you're horrible.
Wait, he's in?
Broccoli boy, you fucking suck.
All right, that's fine for us.
Is this the ball one again?
Oh, the void fate. Oh, I know this one.
Oh, God.
This is such a rat one.
Please actually play. Please.
Wait, what the fuck? When did they add these spikes?
And probably left? No!
The same one you just did.
Okay. Well, I learned, but there's cannons, right?
Yes. The cannon part doesn't even work.
Wait. Oh, it's different.
Yeah.
Okay, I found one on the falling floor and throw balls. Yes. Oh, like that. Yes. Yeah, you know this one
Yeah, yeah, I will throw the bomb. I'm going back and grab it one
Is you're actually really good at this game? Why do you carry every so much watch play someone else?
Dude, no, it's not about that like it's it's about having
Dude, just wait for the Tetris dude shut up dude. I don't know what the fuck I did at the end
I'm so sorry. I mean it doesn't matter if we won
No they said it in my chat not Emmys. Uh me I'm fucking scared. Say god just don't
actually queue with Messmer in our lobby or something you know. This is that was
this was this is this is fucking scary. I got back to getting chills. It's not
waste our fall guy when the fuck is that Sega load it's cute no it's there's
one of my screams do we think we can win this yes but these guys good yeah are
you sure okay yeah I remember with these guys like you can definitely we
We can definitely lose if we play stupid, but you're not gonna play stupid, right?
By the way, there's drop.
There's drop. There's drop. There's just not still a hold.
Is it our turn?
What? What did you say?
There's no hold. There's hold.
Oh, okay. No hold. Okay.
Please.
Release?
What's game three? Multiverses?
Yeah, yeah.
Please have bots. Please have bots. Please have bots. Please have bots.
Please, please, please don't tell me we fucking wasted our bot cues.
I always go back to Mario Kart.
Please, please, please.
I really hope we just didn't fuck up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Please, big bots.
Please, please.
Abby, join, please.
Please.
Please just join.
Please, you're driving me insane.
Huh, what?
What?
Join.
What?
I was checking on my rabbit.
They found a match already. Wait.
It's Bumblebee 2 thought we fucking lost!
Now it's Bumblebee 2012.
Oh my fucking god dude. He's been playing this game for 12 years. We lost.
Like, I'm not playing against Bumblebee 2012.
Like, he's actually really good.
He was not like a top 50 player. What?
How is it fair?
These guys are real.
Wait, apparently Espen lost this guy at Devo.
No way.
a bot, human. Wait they dodged? Wait no. Wait I'm not in a game, hello? Neither am I. Wait you're
ready up? It says ready with a question mark, a check. Oh, I guess the lobby's bugged. I mean I'm
fucking shaking you get my new invite no Megalol no Megalol oh you restarted
okay
remember me all remember me all really one of the first one will be by the way
yeah that guy seemed like a challenge I'm by Jim wait it's actually matchmaking
No, we have real- NO!
Fucking got me actually lost!
Not will 24k9441.
And man pug.
Wait, hit ready.
Well apparently they're actual players.
They have the default perks too though.
They're probably not- I don't know what all those badges are for.
Oh no.
But apparently he's ranked 12?
Holy shit.
He beat Esen at Evo?
Holy shit.
He's very well known in the Discord. He's an admin because of how good he is.
Not the Discord!
I don't understand what's going on.
Alright, we might have to press other buttons besides Y.
I don't think Y.
Wait, uh...
Rocket League, um...
Smite...
Overwatch, one of those. Which one?
It'd be nice to also get Smite out of the way, but Smite's kinda long.
I think Overwatch or Rocket League.
Okay, I'm down for Rocket League.
Oh, buh-buh-buh.
I'm literally sneezing, you don't care. Actually, you don't give a fuck anymore.
Why would I care?
same thing defense up a defense you pay off one way off one completely take that
they that is it they were not prepared yeah they were not prepared like eating
their snacks
get it I told that guy because I kind of miss we lost it's for one there's no
Wait a minute. Chat, bro. It's- it's- there's no point.
There's no point. Just give it a second.
But I feel like we maybe could have won.
Mmm, I- bro, chat.
I'll just get off. I'll just get off.
If chat's gonna say-
What?
I'll get off. I don't care.
No, it was- I- we were not winning that.
Yeah, probably not.
SIGAAAA!
I'll get off.
Tetris!
Or the lobby my game crashed
I'm here. This is a winnable one. Just cute fuck on
I'm just I'm I'm tired. I'm pissed. Oh, okay
You're such pussies if you think that that now I'm gonna be good
Now you're safe not with that attitude, but I literally just won with this attitude
What shot you're wearing like a bad mood and you want to just go sleep because you're pissed
That's the moment. I'm just I'm in a mood where I want to sleep some pissed
never I forgot you guys are always smiling with cheerful most I can't be a
human no I'm perfect like that's called depression bro what it is damn I
depression then fuck I get upset my entire depressed my games ready to press
no it's fucking omniman again snowball through this oh we did this one
before we stop fucking winning so I can get offline
Geez, I'm sorry. Yeah, I mean as long as we're getting so it's
Hey, the team ones out of the way. What's this one?
Avoid jumping on the pattern tile. I don't think that that where did you load in? Nope. Well, that counts as a restart
Unless you want to go to bed. I guess what is going on?
Feel like just nothing's happening is all my shit liking
I came with your stream. I was so dumb. That one was so bad. So are you done? Hey
I mean that kind of DC so
But that's fine
Not chance. It's over. I'm done
I'm just too tired. That was tired three hours ago. I'm just too tired
Maybe we came in late. I can't really well stream my sleep from the morning. I'm not as fat. I can't sleep all night
I just can't do it. I'm too tired. What did you do? I flew in from LA. I was tired. Too much.
Yeah, I'm on the street. I'm sorry. The past two hours I've just been really tired.
I am going to go. Sorry for being a deadbeat dad the past two hours. I've just been really
time. That's it. I will see you guys tomorrow, but...