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08-15-2024 · 7h 00m

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[00:05:29] set yesterday why is there was a massive storm now it feels like this monitor
[00:05:38] was brighter than this one yeah I was a crazy lightning storm bro I've been
[00:05:43] sleeping on the couch right by the windows I was like hey this is it for
[00:05:48] the talkinator God smite me where I lay I thought what's gonna happen honest to
[00:05:53] God it was coming in crazy but actually a couple lightning bolts did
[00:05:59] actually come at me exactly at me I did this right here and just
[00:06:06] reflecting them back so so yeah that actually happened by the way
[00:06:14] close to the late start it's been a little more time with Miss Sailor Rue
[00:06:21] because we leave tomorrow so reminder I'm not gonna be live tomorrow I'm gonna
[00:06:28] be flying then you know what I was thinking actually my travel is 28 hour
[00:06:34] or see me as 24 hours from wheels up to wheels down where I'm going I'm not
[00:06:42] making excuses but I'm just saying the boofiest shit probably only has like a
[00:06:49] seven-hour flight so I'll also be battling a jet lag not making excuses
[00:06:56] not making excuses never would I'm the I'm the big man I'm just saying also
[00:07:02] I took a haircut.
[00:07:07] I took a, dude, it was looking so good
[00:07:09] that I took a shower because he wants hair pieces on him
[00:07:17] and like messed up, like messed up, bro.
[00:07:26] And then I tried to put it back to what it looked like
[00:07:28] and it wouldn't go back to what it looked like.
[00:07:33] Maybe it's because it was still wet.
[00:07:34] Maybe I do it when it's dry.
[00:07:36] Oh well, so yeah, my day today.
[00:07:39] Oh, so I lifted it, it was back, back day.
[00:07:42] No, my barber couldn't get us in,
[00:07:44] but because I told you guys I scheduled it too late
[00:07:49] and I didn't realize he was supposed to make appointments for Barbers.
[00:07:51] But the previous, my first haircut I went,
[00:07:55] I gave him a hefty tip exposure.
[00:08:01] And I think when Kayla called,
[00:08:04] she like low key reminded him.
[00:08:07] She was like, yeah, he was that guy
[00:08:09] that wanted the Patrick Mahomes haircut
[00:08:12] and did the Mohawk, the streamer.
[00:08:15] Then he like waited for a little bit.
[00:08:16] He was like, oh!
[00:08:19] So he actually got me in today, like before opening hours.
[00:08:23] Just saying.
[00:08:25] Hey, you guys say exposure doesn't pay.
[00:08:29] You guys say exposure doesn't pay.
[00:08:33] C mods should be blessed.
[00:08:36] But it is what it is.
[00:08:37] So reminder, reminder for my last day.
[00:08:43] I will be live again on Saturday for co-streams.
[00:08:46] Sunday on co-streams, and then I believe we start on Monday.
[00:08:54] Challenge starts on Monday.
[00:08:59] Okay, in the case you missed it,
[00:09:00] we are one way away from 900 LP challenges here.
[00:09:04] Also, yesterday I was bitching about matchmaking,
[00:09:07] about, oh, they fixed it, then we played it,
[00:09:10] and like, wait a minute, it's not fixed.
[00:09:13] I read on Twitter, what's the guy's name?
[00:09:18] Alley Oxen?
[00:09:21] Like, bro, people think I'm like coping or something?
[00:09:23] Dude I fight too much to be coping. I mean
[00:09:29] This guy's name by the way. It's the guy that tweets. I found
[00:09:33] So whatever after I had it got done on streaming
[00:09:45] I was like what the fuck is going on like matchmaking still fucked up. They lied
[00:09:51] I
[00:09:53] Was this change?
[00:10:01] Matchmaking improvements talked about a whole spelior story the very first game. I got auto-filmed
[00:10:07] like a like a sick fucking joke right like there's no way right so whatever
[00:10:12] after stream sure enough 37 minutes after stream I read we had some issues
[00:10:18] getting the matchmaking improvement mentioned in the patch notes in the
[00:10:21] 14.16 so they've been delayed to 14.17 you can expect to see them play in the
[00:10:26] game like bro but I could tell it's still a but if they're not even ready
[00:10:32] I'm gonna well add them in approximates.
[00:10:35] But it's not like you didn't know you were gonna fucking struggle, by the way.
[00:10:40] Right?
[00:10:41] But why even add it?
[00:10:43] You wouldn't know why?
[00:10:44] Because of this?
[00:10:47] Should.
[00:10:48] Should.
[00:10:49] The should word.
[00:10:51] The should word.
[00:10:54] It's bullshit, bro.
[00:10:55] I'm not crazy. I told you I'm not crazy. I can tell in the shit's running haywire.
[00:11:02] So yes matchmaking still fucked up. It's gonna be fucked up for another two weeks because you know
[00:11:08] Riot classic and I you know what it?
[00:11:12] Yesterday, I was gonna figure out why I was so tilted. I'm just gonna be bought. We're gonna lose every game
[00:11:15] I understand sort of figure out why I was so fucking tilted
[00:11:19] And that was because I got my hopes up
[00:11:23] And they were crushed very first day or excuse me
[00:11:26] That very first game whereas if riot never did anything did added that my hopes never would have gotten up
[00:11:32] They never would have been able to be crushed
[00:11:34] Don't worry dipshit so won't happen again. Don't worry. Anyway, sorry
[00:11:41] We still went yes positive yesterday
[00:11:44] One way from 900 top 170. We locked. We loaded. Let's go a professor. I don't care man
[00:11:53] That's your hopes up with the riot. I mean I fucked up, bro
[00:11:58] So we're always in a better mood at the Sunner shouldn't the end. It's Lee legend is a fucking good
[00:12:04] Illness it gets worse the longer you play by the way, okay regarding the point challenge won't either have higher ping on that server
[00:12:16] Dude, you know, I'm doing a challenge
[00:12:25] right
[00:12:28] Know this I
[00:12:30] Said 100 times I am leaving to fly there. I don't understand
[00:12:37] My mental is being tested lock in lock in lock in lock on that Ash
[00:12:54] It's up any updates in your website. I'm not sure Kayla's working on it
[00:13:09] Yeah, maybe add it in the announcement command Tyler's traveling
[00:13:13] To react to play on the Middle Eastern server
[00:13:17] Like it's too early
[00:13:24] They got bring these back for some reason were these were ladies to watch is it coaching?
[00:13:32] No, I'll just I've been doing a couple. Thanks, bro. That palette. I will for you. I am fired up
[00:13:46] I've had a long day. I've had a long week. I've had a long couple of weeks
[00:13:51] So the coast room there. Yes, I'll be coast streaming Saturday. I don't think this shit starts until Monday
[00:13:56] it goes Monday
[00:13:58] 19 20 21 22 23
[00:14:02] Baka, what's up?
[00:14:15] We're flight. So I'm flying 24 hours because I'm leaving early so that I'm able to coast stream. It's actually just
[00:14:29] Guys just are so blessed to have me actually
[00:14:34] I'm going early, so I'm able to go stream.
[00:14:37] Truly we are. Thanks, Big Maka. No problem.
[00:14:49] As long as you acknowledge it.
[00:14:51] Of course, you're famous.
[00:15:29] You're streaming LCS in the middle of the night in the mid-east time?
[00:15:32] Probably? I don't know. Who gives a shit?
[00:15:35] Time is but a...
[00:15:37] ...Digment of the human imagination.
[00:15:40] It doesn't actually exist.
[00:15:42] Those in power have brainwashed you to think time matters.
[00:15:51] I'm sure if the time doesn't matter you should never ff games
[00:16:30] Does it matter if I ff most last time one of my ff votes went through like to be serious
[00:16:36] Are you even cost streaming?
[00:16:38] Tekken I don't see any games anywhere on the schedule
[00:16:42] No, man the LCS
[00:16:44] The LCS not the eSports World Cup I am co-streaming the LCS as I've been the last two fucking weeks dumbass
[00:16:56] minus three dollars. At least like I had a pay to type that dumb shit. I think it's AI.
[00:17:15] You actually think that's what it is. I think the people in here like mostly AI, mostly robots.
[00:17:30] I don't know what time I'll stream that are at them, but it'll be all day. So if a goal went
[00:17:47] Down from yesterday out people on sub bro. I don't stream every day. We've ever said hey one sub
[00:17:54] We're getting close. That's how many days to that left. We're getting close to
[00:18:00] 30 days if a 30-day cycle pops up close to get to 30 days more people on sub people don't resub
[00:18:09] If 10 days left, uh-oh
[00:18:12] Hey, and I I am not kidding by the way if it's at like 19.5k and
[00:18:19] The timer hits I will not play it. I will not
[00:18:24] T it's so close just gift them your son. No, I believe you piece of shit
[00:18:45] Play McT first game brand to allow you full day at zero three start. Yeah
[00:18:57] You bot lane lose every game
[00:18:59] You top run it back. I've already been to rehab bro. Riyad is active people like oh, but it's a hundred ten degrees dude
[00:19:18] You know how cold it is inside all the buildings. It's like like
[00:19:22] Winter cold in all the buildings. They they blast the AC 24-7. It's honest to God too cold
[00:19:30] Yo Tyler just wondering what that sub goal is for and if you're streaming the LCS this weekend
[00:19:36] I forget maybe at some big ass bold text smack dab in the middle of the screen
[00:19:41] Any who good luck today loser. That was funny Kova good one, bro almost got me
[00:19:48] But thanks for the wishes. I'll be dry as fuck. No sweats, bro. You barely sweat there
[00:19:57] Like you weird. It's so it's like it's such a dry. There's zero humidity. Thank. What's up?
[00:20:15] It was humidity is too much. Maybe yeah, maybe it's because I'm used to that. Are we gonna buzz cut again?
[00:20:31] I mean, yeah, I get bored of this
[00:20:49] Roll best for Brandon Louis the Platte jungle. I think brands actually pretty good at the jungle
[00:20:56] I think you so long probably because I'm at the pinnacle of fucking LP dumbass
[00:21:04] I hope you get signs as well today. Fuck you. No, what's so I actually that'd be fucking
[00:21:19] That'd be a movie cinema
[00:21:21] Look today. Yes, sir in the back. You mentioned reed is 47 Celsius. I
[00:21:37] Don't speak you're all poor bro. I'm convert that to America or shut the fuck up. What the fuck is a Celsius?
[00:21:58] What they talking about Celsius true Charlie true
[00:22:17] 9.1 sub coba nails 10 gifted subs brother
[00:22:20] Nice read in the background because that's where I'm going
[00:22:37] You leave it at least tomorrow so again, I'm gonna keep saying it. I will not be here tomorrow
[00:22:57] I will be here Saturday. Look at that with that exclamation mark stream command beautiful
[00:23:15] Beautiful Docs Docs once paid so bad brother. It's not happening
[00:23:19] but but but this exposure goes crazy
[00:23:22] how long's the flight? I don't know how it's like I'll take like three flights but
[00:23:41] total travel time is exactly 24 hours. What are you gonna play whatever I want?
[00:23:51] Do you think Silas is bullshit slash broken?
[00:23:57] learning him? I'm not sure I know we got recent changes
[00:24:03] I'm not sure actually I'm not sure chess on the flight
[00:24:10] you know I was gonna do that last time I ended up just watching
[00:24:15] movies and sleeping? I don't know, dude, kissing the flight is too hard. You don't understand it,
[00:24:22] you actually have to give full focus. If you're not in a comfortable, normal environment, you will
[00:24:26] not play up your potential. It's actually true. There's like Connor's bug yesterday,
[00:24:37] you have like two more, it's not bug. You lose subs throughout the day. You gotta get more to
[00:24:45] stay consistent. This says seventh, my actual sub count is 15.8K. So you guys should stop
[00:24:51] Crying about the 200 less subs it says before I make it equal my actual sub count
[00:24:56] How about that very ranked anxiety? No, I think the sub goal off at this point, bro
[00:25:30] Clearly you're gonna scam your way out of it. Anyway
[00:25:40] Based on the tweet the new president bug matchmaking it was unchanged
[00:25:45] Yeah, I'm saying though it's garbage and it no it's still bug goes bug before is what I'm saying
[00:25:50] It's still bugged not even saying no, I am not I if I will not scam calm down
[00:26:19] Hit 20k I'll play I'm not gonna scam
[00:26:22] You know Tyler's ego is low key hurt that he couldn't get 20k subs in such a long time. Oh
[00:26:33] Ego hurt yo, maybe my ego is hurt when I put 50k subs and we ended the day up like 25 maybe then
[00:26:41] No, it's not such a
[00:26:46] true. Most of them they ever had, 30,000.
[00:27:22] I'll never play those games with the fuck. What the fuck? I'll never play that shit.
[00:27:29] 30k is max and you wanted 50k to start? What the fuck?
[00:27:36] I don't want to play this game. Yeah, it's not a joke. This game is...
[00:27:41] It's an actual terrible game.
[00:27:44] So if I'm going to play it, I will be paid to play. It's simple. It's simple.
[00:27:48] It's simple. It is a horrible game. You guys get 20,000 subs. It's almost like playing it as a sponsor.
[00:28:00] That makes sense. That's fair. You guys are pretty much sponsoring me to play the game.
[00:28:14] You were paid for God award? No, it wasn't. I like God award. That's a game I enjoy.
[00:28:29] So I willingly played that that's not true demon sub no key no key those five years brother
[00:29:05] Bring Goblin at 24. Yep. He thought of a Cassio Pia AP carry
[00:29:25] I've been saying it for years Cassio Pia is one of the most broken champions in League of Legends
[00:29:31] But she's not picked at all. Thank God, which I think she's disgustingly broken top mid AD carry
[00:29:37] completely OP and honestly, I think she is
[00:29:40] not as hard as people make her scene. Now people are always like, but she's hard. Is she that hard?
[00:29:46] I would argue that she's not.
[00:29:50] Being shit at a game doesn't make it bad. Get good use scrum. No, it's a bad game shit.
[00:29:59] How's she broken? Her damage is absurd. Like what?
[00:30:07] Her damage doesn't make sense.
[00:30:10] Unless you can build the Archangel bullshit.
[00:30:17] prediction on cowboys record this year who cares bro their dog shit squeak into
[00:30:26] playoffs to get their asses beat let's repeat the same thing that's fucking
[00:30:29] happening for the 30 years the gift lemon she's out range yeah maybe maybe that's
[00:30:46] my top or bot so good that's a fair point that we're gonna be watching the
[00:31:04] playoffs and rage when they lose I'm fucking delusional
[00:31:12] trap king, brand, rrrr, Camille, car fists, car fists carry, wait for this brand to drop
[00:31:49] 50 kills, brand's broken if I don't play him, I count as a fucking nerf, riot, damn it's
[00:32:04] level 1, is that right?
[00:32:05] Not sure it is, can't wait for that wave to break, anyway I'm gonna put him off
[00:32:45] this, not so bad, I'll ever see ass I'm trying a bit too hard, no reason to try
[00:33:11] I'm trying to poke these nipshits, so I just watch.
[00:33:54] Support's a hard roll, it's not his fault.
[00:33:57] I mean, you know what?
[00:33:58] Support's got all the fuckin' filth I play with
[00:34:01] as support players, it's gotta be hard.
[00:34:03] Because if it was easy, I would have one player
[00:34:06] ever perform.
[00:34:08] So it's gotta be hard, bro, it's gotta be hard.
[00:34:35] Here for us, we got subcaps.
[00:34:42] Right, I shoulda peck off.
[00:34:45] It's not so bad.
[00:34:59] I wonder if we didn't gain more gold.
[00:35:05] You lost shit, son.
[00:35:39] Thank you plays, I'll try, bro.
[00:35:41] I'll try.
[00:36:05] Nice little low elo game to start the day.
[00:36:08] How it goes.
[00:36:23] Pretty low elo.
[00:36:28] I hate that it's top laner's support
[00:36:29] and he carries mid, what do you mean?
[00:36:37] What just happened to my E?
[00:36:51] Oh wait, did she get her passive shield?
[00:36:55] That was the exact amount as my Q maybe?
[00:37:06] Oh my God, I actually think that's what happened.
[00:37:16] Not the watch the bot.
[00:37:17] I pressed Q, right?
[00:37:22] Surely I pressed Q twice.
[00:38:16] That was a good little experience there, and this is really happy about this.
[00:38:24] Actually, I don't know. Okay, let's wait. Let me watch this.
[00:38:33] What happened?
[00:38:40] Wait, my Q just bugged, by the way! Wait, what?
[00:38:45] Wait, my Q literally disappeared! Fuck you, Riot!
[00:38:53] Sure it did, but I'll show you after.
[00:39:36] You can fight, I think. Brand R's a bit strong.
[00:39:40] Watch the bottom of his shield. Let me watch it again.
[00:40:13] It's not!
[00:40:14] Dude, her shield doesn't even pop up!
[00:40:27] I have no idea what it is!
[00:40:30] Also, does it rail have something that break shields?
[00:40:33] Thanks for that gift!
[00:40:58] Press fucking R.
[00:40:59] It's only when I Q AD carry.
[00:41:56] My top games are actually pretty fine.
[00:41:58] I don't have no idea what happens when I Q this role.
[00:42:00] Dude, I pressed Q by the way!
[00:42:09] Oh my god, right?
[00:42:10] The Blacklist is my account officially.
[00:42:22] Top laner's getting his ass.
[00:42:23] This bot is a 60% win rate in bot lane?
[00:42:43] Yes, I'm just mad, man!
[00:42:45] Like like look is this game 80 gap by the way like Camille is literally one-shotting me on cooldown. Actually I did 99 damage
[00:43:16] 99 damage man
[00:43:18] Out of 1.4k. Yes, I'm just gap
[00:43:38] Merk friend what you live. Hey, this has earned friends horrible. Thanks people for us
[00:44:38] Thankfully bro. You did the same thing. No, I didn't it's I got a kill that did that all I'm gonna say is
[00:45:26] I'm this brand and this disgusting stuff. Oh my god. Wait. That's actually clean as fuck
[00:45:36] Fuck this I got first hour
[00:46:31] My building hotel Hayden, I'll say the game could be going worse
[00:46:49] I suppose I have all but I'm not so sure it is
[00:47:17] Bro! I can't stand this fucking guy!
[00:47:26] Hands, no hands. Do the fuck out. No hands, no hands, no hands, no hands, no hands, no hands, no hands, well.
[00:48:05] You found his hot shit as well. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
[00:48:28] Fruiter Votus failed, Fruiter Votus failed.
[00:48:37] Alright, I said I'd give you one more AD game after this. Whatever.
[00:48:42] Fine.
[00:48:43] It's okay.
[00:48:45] Breathe, breathe.
[00:48:47] We're all gonna make this. We're all gonna make this.
[00:48:50] Damn, this guy's going to MR2 with Steph's pass.
[00:49:20] He has been slain. Your team has destroyed a turret.
[00:49:29] Great. Now you have to watch Alawi all day.
[00:49:31] I don't even play Alawi all like that.
[00:50:23] He's got a connection barrier.
[00:51:11] I mean, whatever, we have three dragons.
[00:51:13] Does Hexle win this game though?
[00:51:39] Yeah, this game's over.
[00:51:41] They're so stupid.
[00:51:42] Hexle has been slain.
[00:51:46] That's so for sure secures next Baron though. Yeah, maybe you're right, bro. Of course it's over dumbass you're playing Carthus bot
[00:52:16] Carthus bot is broken
[00:52:20] Like the brand bot
[00:52:23] Carrying Yone with Carthus. Let's see it doesn't make sense to build on T Carthus
[00:53:55] The one died. Swap places? I lose this game
[00:54:54] Actually, this game is just sub-gap, I'ma be honest.
[00:55:02] This was actually such a free game.
[00:55:04] Bro, whatever! Whatever, man!
[00:55:24] Dude, this game should be so free, man!
[00:55:31] They should be. It is what it is.
[00:55:33] It's every support player I get plays like a fucking retard.
[00:55:38] I don't know why, every single time, but the games are so easy.
[00:55:45] I swear to God, the games are so easy.
[00:55:48] like even right there it's just an easy game right well has everything up they
[00:55:53] have no flash the group you know I mean it is where it is it's fine we cue
[00:55:57] bottling twice we lose both games we cue top we win it's whatever whatever
[00:56:02] whatever I'm mad I'm mad it's it's like I'm not I should be 3000 LP with how
[00:56:09] easy this game should be with how bad the other players are in this game
[00:56:12] 3,000 LP it is what is it is what is
[00:56:17] whatever to
[00:56:19] We lose next one. It's all it's five. Did we go wing? It's just dumb as shit, bro
[00:56:23] Like I'm sorry. Like this guy is a rail one trick, right? Is this a
[00:56:29] 600 LP
[00:56:31] 65% win rate row
[00:56:33] That we just saw
[00:56:35] No way
[00:56:37] The only thing that could possibly be wrong is oh
[00:56:41] Oh, he's just nervous.
[00:56:48] Oh, he just can't play with me specifically
[00:56:51] because he, again,
[00:56:53] Rell, I think is really strong.
[00:56:54] He wouldn't have a 65% win rate at 600 LP.
[00:56:59] Like that, okay, he wouldn't be able to climb.
[00:57:02] If he would, if he played like he just played
[00:57:03] every single game, it wouldn't happen.
[00:57:17] Watch replay of last fight, I can't be bothered.
[00:57:19] But bro, brand I think actually just pressed R
[00:57:24] and we all got Rylai slowed,
[00:57:25] But I mean, brand AD carry is broken.
[00:57:27] You wouldn't know that from watching this stream,
[00:57:29] but it's actually broken.
[00:57:47] But your mid lane, again, yeah.
[00:57:49] So let's see, if Lissandra didn't fail flash on the brand,
[00:57:53] how does that game go?
[00:57:56] Right?
[00:57:58] And then they just, like, it's a really low,
[00:58:00] what was this, lobby?
[00:58:02] Like, so first of all,
[00:58:02] I shouldn't even be in this low ass elo game, right?
[00:58:06] With this dog shit, double master,
[00:58:08] like I shouldn't be here.
[00:58:12] But it's what it is, bro.
[00:58:20] Kiss me off.
[00:58:24] Let's watch.
[00:58:40] I mean, it's exactly as I said, literally the second.
[00:58:45] It is the same frame, the exact same frame.
[00:58:59] When do you ever see that, by the way?
[00:59:00] It did the exact amount of damage.
[00:59:03] Are you fucking kidding me, by the way?
[00:59:41] Whatever, whatever, whatever.
[00:59:42] It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
[00:59:43] Just lose this game, it's fine, it's fine.
[01:00:06] It's only game, you know.
[01:00:10] I think you're way past the point of being griefed for fun.
[01:00:14] I honestly don't think the players really care.
[01:00:17] I'm pretty sure they see your games as a meme or something and just don't take it as seriously
[01:00:22] as their games off-stream.
[01:00:27] I mean probably, but I don't think people take any of these games seriously nowadays,
[01:00:32] to be honest.
[01:00:33] I mean, days have arose in the starting negative, like, I mean the crazy thing is
[01:00:54] I've went positive like the last 12 days, but I have actually started 03 or like 013
[01:01:02] the last like 2 weeks.
[01:01:04] I have no idea.
[01:01:06] Somehow this is working though.
[01:01:08] Somehow I am climbing ranked.
[01:01:21] Climbing's climbing I guess.
[01:01:39] Alright, let's get this out of the way.
[01:01:49] Wait, true.
[01:01:50] Wait, I, wait, if Camille auto, I have no idea.
[01:01:55] Camille auto-drel
[01:02:10] Now you have to play against this fucking J-Love
[01:02:12] This guy's an idiot
[01:02:21] I'm gonna head around the fact that you troll and you're still trying
[01:02:23] I don't troll, I'm talking about
[01:03:07] See what J-Love does this game
[01:03:09] You idiot
[01:04:10] This should have nice flash
[01:04:20] He actually has to reset because he's gonna get
[01:04:23] Actually this guy usually goes
[01:05:01] Guy was hovering uh
[01:05:03] Yona, but I'm not sure why he didn't reset
[01:05:06] I think probably because he used his pots, he didn't want to like feel like he wasted them.
[01:05:26] I'm gonna say I bet that's what happened. It feels kind of bad to like panic who's both pots.
[01:06:57] Pussy fucking shit through Twitter and I added Alistar, maybe Miss Cannon. I'm not happy about that, bro.
[01:07:48] This Nautilus doobie, Inky, J-Love classic.
[01:08:15] Their support's so bad. I did it's...
[01:08:17] What do you think it is? These are like 1000 LP players. It's actually just fucked up. I don't know. I think the game's just actually petro.
[01:08:26] Who'd be told that? I don't know. So wild. I think this is so bad by the way. Every game is so bad.
[01:08:36] Like me for instance. Why do I have 3 points in E right now? Somebody tell me why I have 3 points in E.
[01:08:51] I got I have no idea maybe it's not so bad actually check the numbers in a
[01:09:20] second what do I actually like what am I missing here from 55 damage to 105
[01:09:33] whereas this would be at 165 okay listen a lot of the weather day whether it's
[01:09:56] fine now it was disgusting earlier I just oracles after quick I will start
[01:10:24] take all the fruit about it as well heard of me yet that wasn't worth
[01:11:03] things captain dipshit we I didn't notice I thought that was worth
[01:11:10] actually I'm gonna be in lane damage is low key
[01:12:03] 3v1 guys got this
[01:12:21] just save cooldowns here but the smoke this boofiest kid and then we'll get a
[01:14:19] marathon with a streak of Q1 content true depth of flash there I who cares
[01:14:25] how am I getting ads who's your poor simple as that dog jungle I'm for fun
[01:16:29] Rest of the game at this house or so they all suck. It is what it's
[01:16:32] For their dog. They're all so bad. It's fucking wild
[01:16:43] There's limit that's for us again
[01:16:52] Nope, come on guys do it find a way to do the most incredibly stupid thing possible
[01:17:42] Let's go get triple killed get triple killed get triple killed get triple killed get triple killed
[01:17:47] Get triple killed. Come on. The only useful players not there throw the game while he's gone
[01:17:55] You mad quality
[01:18:13] Terrible.
[01:18:14] So look, can't you carry the game?
[01:18:39] Yeah, but I'm fucking idiots.
[01:18:41] Alright, my W's finally maxed.
[01:20:08] Get carried!
[01:20:09] Don't put that-
[01:20:10] Gaming Riot.
[01:20:26] Oh, no!
[01:20:27] We're spamming Riot.
[01:20:28] Okay, okay.
[01:20:42] Lost his chat privileges.
[01:20:43] I am R.
[01:22:10] Rank 1 starts now.
[01:24:21] One more bot game.
[01:24:36] Pick it, man, so I can't read chat, please.
[01:25:03] But why, Bob?
[01:25:04] It's such a nice, brilliant, smart place.
[01:25:06] Only intellectuals type here.
[01:25:12] type here.
[01:25:20] I said $9, I'm not going to that website, minus $9, thank you though, I'm glad I'm
[01:25:34] the weeb of the week.
[01:25:35] So I'm kind of like, we're on the 10 gifted subs, brother man, going to LCS finals, yes
[01:26:03] sir, not a Mrs. 20 gifted, oh my god.
[01:26:07] Thank you lads.
[01:26:14] I did get a haircut, I just, after the barber, after I got a haircut, I took a shower,
[01:26:19] I didn't know how to brush it paid for that. Yes
[01:26:52] Set up the stutter stream like this guy who's full
[01:26:56] Kayla called him personally
[01:26:59] Reminding him who I was
[01:27:00] Then he was like I in his I know in his head. He was like wait a minute. That's the guy that took heavy
[01:27:05] So he actually took me at like 70 in today before his shop even opened the big deal
[01:27:18] The big deal an important person. Oh wait, that's right. I was gonna ask you guys bro
[01:27:27] What attack would a hair could be a tax write-off for me because I'm a public figure who needs to look good
[01:27:34] That tax write-off I would argue people only watch me because of my full head of hair
[01:27:45] Thus it needs to be groomed sure it's counted
[01:28:10] No, I asked the fucking tax got the new tax people we have
[01:28:14] Bro, honestly, I'm Dota walling them recently because they asked for too much
[01:28:20] Like bro, I'm not fucking
[01:28:22] it dude they want so like I'm doing all the work pretty much anyway they're like
[01:28:27] can we have your bank statements from July 20th like January 2022 to January
[01:28:37] 2020 I'm like bro okay I gotta go like manually do that and that's my fucking
[01:28:41] bank information is all fucked up dude just do it yourself
[01:28:45] printable on the website not mine they do it themselves I'm just tempted to
[01:29:11] give him all my fucking bank information. Like, dude, I don't got time. I'm too busy. Do it
[01:29:23] yourselves. Master Mike, what's up? Fucking late today. I was busy. Spent more time with
[01:30:02] Miss Sailoroo. Et cetera, et cetera. Mind your business. Christian wins Saturday. I'm
[01:30:31] an accountant. Oh, I have an accountant. I have everything you could possibly imagine.
[01:30:36] Right off the bar, it's a weekly expense.
[01:30:47] I don't go weekly.
[01:30:48] The last time I went was a week before the last Saudi trip, like a month and a half ago.
[01:31:04] Summary, I am too fucking rich and have too much fucking money to recall, so I'm a pay
[01:31:09] people to do it for me.
[01:31:11] I'm rich and exposed, Jacoba.
[01:31:18] You don't know what you're saying.
[01:31:20] Uh, is that true?
[01:31:30] You need to get it on stream, otherwise it's personal?
[01:31:32] By that guy's logic, you can write off toothpaste or something too?
[01:31:35] Wait a minute.
[01:31:36] Could I write off my toothpaste and my toothbrush because I would say people only watch me for my beautiful charming smile mouthwash
[01:32:05] GG
[01:32:07] GG
[01:32:08] GG we got but a brain got but a brain we got but a brain
[01:32:15] Breaking though. Here we go. I think it's updated the most into play the server blah blah blah
[01:32:20] No, it got updated yesterday
[01:32:23] Maybe this guy added me
[01:32:25] I'll present my low IQ intake teammates. Oh, no, butters my team. I literally said that. I must carry him to win
[01:32:36] Whoops, I was thinking if I get a 50k with Butterbird in the team, it's not his fault. It's his fault. Not mine
[01:32:40] This pink ward sent by Sancho these to hit me every game this absolute clown here has been starting off
[01:32:51] 05 at every game. I played with them first timing allowee just coincidence, right? Oh
[01:32:57] My god is pink ward instinct Butterbird. Oh my god
[01:33:04] Not Pink Ward's griefing but a brain!
[01:33:06] Look at the scores!
[01:33:08] It's no coincidence!
[01:33:10] Sanchobe's paid Pink Ward!
[01:33:12] The most interesting reporter playing on the server, nice one, right?
[01:33:17] LeMau, what?
[01:33:21] Sanchobe paid right off?
[01:33:22] He is hoping you snap that Simon Shipmunk looking euro trash bastard in half.
[01:33:30] Fact.
[01:33:31] Also your FAQ says you're a young 28, but aren't you 42 and 3 slash 4S?
[01:33:36] Old...Mau.
[01:33:38] Wrong the young 29 it didn't shit pause the port every single game what had enough I'm looking at the
[01:33:43] Princess by declaring war against the face of LOL on August 26. I wait what whoa, what's the face?
[01:33:50] Wait, who's the face that way? That's got to be me, right?
[01:33:57] Don't I think teammates and shit she's am I striking a nerf here?
[01:34:02] Well masters receding hairline and fast but no, I'm losing women lane Viagra
[01:34:06] DUT follows the answer Twitter living in parents face it five foot six dot dot dot. Holy fuck that short
[01:34:14] That freak puns were funny in 2014, blah blah blah, but the believers, the but of believers
[01:34:29] did nobody is saying this by the way, nobody.
[01:34:32] I'm gonna get hot as fuck, but you're too fired by it, I'm just gonna rub my physical
[01:34:37] pain with the treatment to my neck, termination, kindness, soul to your right.
[01:34:40] Wait, I actually said I was, I didn't play Leaning Face bad last time.
[01:34:56] Did I say that?
[01:35:06] I
[01:35:08] Think I said this that doesn't play leading face bad
[01:35:11] He's doesn't like outside of ladyface. He doesn't know what to do
[01:35:14] Like it's lost outside of late. He doesn't know when to ward where to ward where to stand who to follow things like that
[01:35:23] Public brand up Mike send those subs. Yeah. He's a Janna. I'm a but a believer
[01:35:35] What's that guys?
[01:35:47] Not really sure how he played the sling Raven wasn't banned, but I didn't want to get annoyed
[01:36:08] Why did you shove me? Call me Luton Astro.
[01:36:10] Another day?
[01:36:11] As you are.
[01:36:11] I can't help him. Sorry, bro.
[01:36:55] Fighting our own battles.
[01:36:56] Oh yeah, I forgot Cynna got changed. She better or worse.
[01:37:30] Heal, Splay, should be with 1 Q.
[01:37:56] Does no damage.
[01:38:37] Okay, bro, you went for that with no prior. You knew what was the score.
[01:38:57] Serra players actually do...
[01:39:00] It does... nothing.
[01:39:03] But...
[01:39:04] The champ is extremely broken.
[01:39:07] The AoE shields, etc., etc.
[01:39:19] Are very broken.
[01:39:21] Try butter brain.
[01:40:18] Is there anything at all? I mean that doesn't kill, but getting his barrier actually matters.
[01:41:07] Uh, Syndra getting fed is always fucking ass to play against a champ with skills like fucking Thanos.
[01:41:13] Highlights first this game.
[01:42:04] They're a bit slippery.
[01:42:14] Massive today not gonna lie. Thank you, Brody.
[01:42:16] Dude, I was looking at some pictures and videos from 2022.
[01:42:21] You guys didn't put enough respect on my fucking goddamn name, especially then.
[01:42:26] I was a walking mountain, by the way. I'm gonna get that back. I'm just saying like oh my god
[01:42:35] Leave my dollars getting fucking rolled
[01:43:40] Leave my dollar got rolled last game too. Your head was chubby as fuck a few years, but that is true
[01:43:54] Face was rather large and homeless. I farmed
[01:44:41] Am bad. Okay, I'm bad
[01:44:44] But hopefully so I got something smaller. Oh my I had like chest pain or whatever
[01:45:00] I was fucking hurt like sore all the time and then I just had a child, bro
[01:45:07] Like that bad bird
[01:45:09] Probably the d1 win. Hopefully never broke. I don't belong there. So I'm broke
[01:47:06] This uh mid matchups infinitely worse for us. I'm not sure what we're doing here. It's been terrible
[01:47:51] Using all those plates. Yeah, but let's try guys. They're fault
[01:48:23] Not their fault. No dragons without scale. I mean we have seraphine
[01:49:06] He has Seraphine Orianna.
[01:49:18] Shaco needs to get fed.
[01:49:19] That's the double-incon.
[01:49:20] He needs to get Shaco fed.
[01:49:21] You know what?
[01:49:22] Now I'm gonna see those gifted subs, brother.
[01:49:41] Gift away.
[01:50:04] Don't believe in orb.
[01:50:05] I don't have anywhere to go.
[01:50:47] I have no vision of anything.
[01:50:48] Got a flash?
[01:51:12] True.
[01:51:13] I think it's a flash.
[01:51:14] We're not winning.
[01:51:15] It's too hard.
[01:51:16] Chase is too dog shit, unfortunately.
[01:51:17] Unfortunately, he kind of so lost this one himself again, but to be fair, he
[01:51:20] should have lost last one.
[01:51:21] It is not.
[01:51:22] Oh, I coulda TP. Maybe if I went like, it's too hard. We don't have a single ward.
[01:51:37] Ball him guys, just ball him.
[01:51:50] When Khan's easy, just ball him, just ball him.
[01:51:54] Just ball him, so who, so we just not going top lane.
[01:52:09] Let them push side lanes and inboss.
[01:52:51] I take matters into my own hands this game.
[01:52:56] You know what I'm saying?
[01:53:00] Love me to wrap this one up.
[01:53:02] You know what I'm saying?
[01:53:19] She's quite calm.
[01:53:31] Please, Shaco, get that.
[01:53:45] So, you know, do more damage.
[01:54:05] Talking to my mid laner, but that guy's F and no bro. That guy is M.I.A
[01:54:20] Now he's plays bad in your team. Yeah, he's a good shit
[01:54:40] They haven't flaming this guy for like five years
[01:54:43] Then again, who haven't I've been flaming for five years. I'm down to follow that
[01:55:11] Unless they get stolen, but Consante just old-sweissing the shit
[01:56:20] Our dog shit players it is what it is
[01:56:48] Terrible's change shaco. I mean he's a thousand LP somehow, so
[01:56:52] Gotta be doing something right there should go or actually I'm gonna build it right now actually
[01:57:25] All right, so don't you think teammates every game the matchmaking changes couple just that's gonna save them
[01:58:46] Yeah, they're all slow somebody has to die here right nobody
[01:59:14] Disturbing I mean it's not just like this guy sucks dick
[01:59:23] But it brings complete dog shit. This guy has not hit a single
[01:59:29] Seraphine ult the entire game not one
[01:59:33] Not one my jungles gap my Orianna is useless because thought they's not bad, but a believer's won't take kindly of that
[02:00:03] No, for us. I was one item. I just realized burning God's name to my each bar go
[02:01:12] Nice stupid. I don't think they could do Baron. Do we get anything though is the question of the for for one?
[02:02:16] I don't know that I seriously a bounty. I'm only one that died. I should for buying this magic pin
[02:02:40] We see the only problem
[02:02:44] Leason has a lot of MR. I can't believe we didn't check Baron for that long. Oh my god! See that's not fair!
[02:04:29] He played terrible that game, but the last game he played well. So I've had a two-game sample size with him.
[02:04:37] One, all right, one, two. Please honor Shaco for doing what?
[02:04:48] Having Orianna ball on top of him? What? Playing the combo? I'll watch this one.
[02:04:58] I wouldn't queue another bot lane games we're winning usually threes the limit
[02:05:13] Also we crossed 900 LP, please see this coordination so look you actually I like the least in one
[02:05:59] Thank you Tourette, head up to the 88 brother. I love you a ring. We're like elder ring
[02:07:08] You're getting up there buddy true. I got him again
[02:07:14] I gotta call for dodge, dodge please.
[02:07:29] Get carried, chase, shit, though.
[02:08:06] You might chat, rather than this civil discussion, how in the world is this shitter 1000 LP?
[02:08:14] How in the world?
[02:08:16] We still haven't come to a conclusion.
[02:08:18] We actually lost, and that's a good syrophine.
[02:08:30] Yeah, I see, that was a really skilled- Okay, I'm going small threat, this is
[02:08:40] good.
[02:08:52] Smoldy, woldy.
[02:08:53] Ooh la la.
[02:08:54] Ooh la la!
[02:08:56] Sure, that Orianna sucks every- so the guys sucked every game for years, literally.
[02:09:06] Flaming that guy forever.
[02:09:08] Ooh.
[02:09:15] Theraphine Sinna, touch grass, assholes.
[02:09:18] Pervertical.
[02:09:30] To dodge.
[02:09:32] To dodge.
[02:09:34] I'm at 9008 LP. Actually, I might dodge.
[02:09:37] Actually, I might dodge. My top laner's trolling.
[02:09:49] My support is Butterbrain, Janna.
[02:09:52] Actually, I think I'm gonna head on out play a game in the meantime go back to that account later
[02:10:12] How's that rank anxiety?
[02:10:35] Me games I play
[02:10:57] Client is getting worse and worse. Holy fuck
[02:11:00] Your thoughts on someone dodging 80 times of split dodge tracker calm the fuck. There's a dodge tracking website
[02:11:30] I'm the most recent dodge. Am I the problem?
[02:11:37] I'm the problem. Do I?
[02:11:46] This guy has 80 dodges, no way.
[02:11:56] I copy and paste?
[02:11:59] This guy does dodge if he doesn't get Draven or what's going on?
[02:12:09] Why does this guy have 80 dodges?
[02:12:15] This guy has 73 dodges.
[02:12:17] These people treat dodges like what?
[02:12:21] HG has 47 dodges.
[02:12:29] In those 48 dodges.
[02:12:32] Cringe, little Dodgers, huh?
[02:12:34] I mean, Dodgers do I have.
[02:12:40] Incord spotted, we hadn't seen.
[02:12:48] But a brain has 36 Dodges.
[02:12:51] Little Dodge abusers, huh?
[02:13:07] I have, how many?
[02:13:15] Two Dodges in the last 30 days?
[02:13:24] And both of them are in the last seven days?
[02:13:27] One in 24 hours.
[02:13:29] Brother, look at my, I have,
[02:13:31] this was almost two months ago.
[02:13:39] 6 months ago, like bro I don't dodge, I do not dodge, I do not give a fuck, gotta start
[02:13:54] dodging more?
[02:13:55] If I start dodging music, somebody does a website dedicated to dodging, what the fuck?
[02:14:18] Number 14, number 20, and number 22, here's a problem Pink Ward, you're why this game
[02:14:24] fucking sucks, you'll just dodge it, oh bad match making dodge, oh I can only play
[02:14:30] one character dodge dodge dodge dodge dodge I wish I could check by uh like
[02:14:45] tears like I wouldn't just check challenger players I don't give a fuck
[02:14:49] about master tier players dodging I can imagine so doesn't work you got skin
[02:15:43] I'm the one caught but it's campion
[02:16:37] Ask you, what's up escort?
[02:17:10] I'm gonna get a mirth playing here to get him gutted broke
[02:17:17] Didn't get in skin something about it on Twitter like a speech or something. I mean last four years. I mean I dodged
[02:17:44] I dodged because I'm that locked in and playing the wind.
[02:17:49] I got stuck.
[02:17:58] I've been spaced by a diamond.
[02:18:07] Ah, you're such a fucking noob.
[02:18:10] I'll kill this guy one million times just before the show.
[02:18:13] Oh, true.
[02:18:44] Challenger Smurf is not going to brag to say.
[02:19:21] Literally known streamer smurfing and Riot isn't giving you any warnings, the
[02:19:26] mouse?
[02:19:39] He's right.
[02:19:44] The fuck, this guy's already top.
[02:19:46] Oh shi- I think I should have cancelled and gotten Otto off.
[02:19:59] Fuck, I thought he had E though.
[02:20:03] I almost suck, why am I weak side?
[02:20:14] I think I could have killed there.
[02:20:19] I don't know what's up, Hugh, what's up?
[02:20:26] I'm just doing the Red Feud and making better up.
[02:20:28] I'm only passing Rift. Never.
[02:20:30] Fuck. It's fine.
[02:20:34] Cancel last spin for auto maybe?
[02:20:36] So, word for word, what I just said I should have done.
[02:20:39] You're just typing it in the chat.
[02:20:46] It seemed like you're smart or something.
[02:20:48] I don't know why.
[02:21:00] Big team rats, bro
[02:21:04] Well, sir easy a little too. I think you had it a little three
[02:21:13] Are you reading to us?
[02:21:16] Made you little bro. Kappa. Oh, I didn't think I forgot I zoned out. Oh, well. We were on nice
[02:22:00] We a pump and dump scheme. No
[02:22:47] We're great
[02:22:48] Third of Dave. What's up?
[02:23:09] My bot lane getting ran
[02:23:11] No, Baxi, no, it's not true. You're not on the discord.
[02:23:20] I gots mines. I gots mine.
[02:23:52] Almost stole the comp. Who ate? Meaning the lane.
[02:24:23] At least not what I got the g fiend boy jungler buff.
[02:24:31] Or I'm winning lane. I've still killed you twice and I'm still up cs.
[02:24:35] What? I'm winning. Okay, I've got, huh?
[02:24:38] Wait, I haven't gotten a single gank. I'll say I was crying.
[02:25:16] I haven't zoned out again.
[02:25:52] There's always crying, not really.
[02:25:58] He doesn't cry that much.
[02:26:16] Here is...
[02:26:18] Lon.
[02:26:20] Eevee Lon.
[02:26:22] Oops, she's not moving, Pop.
[02:26:43] Years, 20 years, there's tortures.
[02:26:45] Stop crying, pussy.
[02:27:38] Three grubs.
[02:27:40] There's six grubs.
[02:28:17] Come on, it's hell now.
[02:28:25] Massive, this game's over.
[02:28:29] So beautiful
[02:28:32] It's just talentless champ kooie. What's up, brother? I was fighting the subs your pulls your nose to busy, bro
[02:29:51] Chroma wait you're dropping another fucking
[02:31:20] Spensive skin true berserk
[02:32:12] That's my fault. I bought the aris kids
[02:32:19] So now they think it's okay. This is their player base. Look at these wards
[02:33:27] I was actually taking a shit look at this build.
[02:33:41] It's boring and piss-loyal to you? No because I'm learning.
[02:34:04] The breadheads don't understand.
[02:34:11] Not like I'm playing my best champion.
[02:34:18] Okay.
[02:34:20] Learning Garen? Yeah I'm learning Garen.
[02:34:23] It is what it is.
[02:34:24] Half all you fucking want. Learning's learning.
[02:34:26] Could be your best? Yeah probably Lowy bro.
[02:35:02] Are we still playing?
[02:35:06] No fanatics.
[02:35:24] There it came to play right now it's a Lowy for sure.
[02:35:38] A Lowy in a favorable matchup.
[02:35:41] matchup lala
[02:35:51] Guys, let me talk to me just shut the fuck up this guy says
[02:36:51] Guys, let's not make a toxic environment. It's just pixels Jinx instantly says shut up horde
[02:36:58] Karen says shut the fuck up. That's me. He also says you touch kids like wait what?
[02:37:05] Fuck positivity
[02:37:34] I
[02:37:36] Don't know one be one
[02:37:39] You know one be one you so right guys
[02:38:10] What are you it?
[02:38:12] We all this count bro. I'm so bad. Yes, just one game
[02:38:40] I mean I was only playing that account because I dodged from other account
[02:38:44] Yeah, I dodged on my 900 LP challenger account. So yeah, I tried to brag to sing
[02:38:50] Why'd you dodge the game as fuck?
[02:39:26] That's the case, Rebecca.
[02:41:16] You top dog, I'm keeping bot lane or brand game something crispy.
[02:41:20] Get it?
[02:41:22] Get it? Crispy? Because I burned them playing brand?
[02:41:58] I'm a tigermare, done at workout 3 and I literally know you're gonna perv die, how boring?
[02:42:02] Can you shut up?
[02:42:17] I mean I would be 350 pounds at six foot five that's pretty much all fucking muscle anyway
[02:42:26] So that one your fans so toxic or not
[02:42:41] or not
[02:42:43] I'm about sick of this agenda trying to push my fan base to being toxic your low-key sexy and gay guy anyway
[02:43:17] Bye I know bro. Trust me. I know I know I
[02:43:24] I am extremely extremely handsome. I know it's stunning
[02:43:30] Once said that pull the message prove it's real
[02:43:47] I came in a month ago and said Tyler. You're actually really cute with his hair now. He says your low-key
[02:44:07] The headset and a half a chat guys from reflection
[02:44:36] Don't make me get my fancy fancy glasses. Oh my god, I'm stunning mouth shut up
[02:45:10] Let me game C Q top the first bad the next bad 80 game it's up
[02:45:20] When Elon Musk starts making those female robots would you buy one?
[02:45:28] I think I would but only to practice my pickup lines with her
[02:45:33] Right, right
[02:45:36] Right just to practice your pick up lines right
[02:45:41] Records three one day. I don't count that account. It's perfect. I don't count that
[02:45:45] No the matchmaking changes got pulled so they weren't working.
[02:45:59] Hearing about your challenge in reality is the first time I have ever heard of a Middle Eastern server existing.
[02:46:03] It just, it just got released.
[02:46:04] Just you queuing up against balls over and over again.
[02:46:07] I don't know, it just got released though. Like, two months ago or something?
[02:46:14] I like, actually it just got released.
[02:46:27] Sailor.
[02:46:28] A-fix.
[02:46:30] I did a hair cut.
[02:46:32] I was like 13 please lock in, just let the sides grow out and get a taper fade.
[02:46:37] No.
[02:46:43] No thanks.
[02:46:44] The Hongzha says it's a lot of Chinese players already, so good luck with the climb, as cutiepie would say.
[02:47:12] If I went for rank one, I think I would become racist.
[02:47:17] The cutiepie classic.
[02:47:56] Who do they pick?
[02:47:57] Helen?
[02:48:09] That's gotta be good for me.
[02:48:29] Shirley.
[02:48:30] Shit, I almost had wrong runes.
[02:48:36] Low two first blood, I'm not a nuke.
[02:48:43] Unless I get ganked.
[02:48:44] If I get ganked, it's possible.
[02:49:11] Who gets to play this game?
[02:49:15] game fuck secondary role give me a d god I can't ever escape from Cody Sun's
[02:49:38] fucking Ezreal bro leave me the fuck alone to the sun dude it's like he knows
[02:49:49] I'm on his team first of all he sucks in every champ but he knows I'm on his
[02:49:53] team by the grace of God he just can sense it he just gives me his Ezreal
[02:50:19] The orange is a terrible start now because of the nerfs.
[02:50:37] The orange reigned her keyblade.
[02:50:53] Cody sent a pro.
[02:50:55] Yeah.
[02:50:57] Hey minion, let's go boy.
[02:51:31] This guy has psychopaths by the way. Why is this guy playing like this?
[02:52:00] Fuck is wrong with league players.
[02:52:05] This guy is fucked. I'm kind of a free kill though, I'm not gonna lie.
[02:52:41] I can't help my jungle.
[02:52:50] Can't do that bro. Sorry.
[02:52:52] It feels bad, but I can't...
[02:52:58] He has no prior anywhere. It actually...
[02:53:01] is what it is.
[02:53:02] So bad, but it'll be a rough one. Yes game is
[02:53:45] Pretty cooked because she's got counterpicked. I'm free gold mid. It was none of it. She got the crash
[02:54:37] Fun we scale this off me. They should go your father T1 to thinks Jack
[02:55:58] He can pop eyes. What's up? Sorry. Nobody ever goes up there. Not but like no responsibility
[02:56:52] Yeah, it's not get bounce
[02:57:35] What? See that doesn't bounce by the way.
[02:57:51] Some disgusting things happening to my account today.
[02:58:04] Dude, that bounces to Cassiopeia.
[02:58:11] But nobody ever dies.
[02:58:13] Or the player?
[02:58:29] Hourglass it is.
[02:58:38] You're blind, bro.
[02:58:57] Oh, now I play against Chase and he's actually just not a useless bag of shit.
[02:59:26] Oh my god, this is a sleaze.
[02:59:28] No, I mean, kill Destiny so he can ask for a swap.
[02:59:31] And if he do it, call me the young stallion for no reason.
[03:00:35] Can't I carry?
[03:00:36] My god, I think I just might
[03:01:05] What he says Ezreal this guy only picks Ezreal on my team and runs it down every
[03:01:35] single game
[03:01:37] It doesn't make sense. I can't you block players
[03:02:19] I mean, I would think the block feature would have to be redone every 24 hours
[03:02:24] So this is my first game with them today, and I would just not be able to block them
[03:02:27] But no, no, he actually runs it down every single game. I work rough gaming
[03:02:59] And we go bot side jungle all boarded waste of time. I will be hostage in this game. Let me make that clear
[03:04:27] I'm so hostage you gotta
[03:04:30] There's Ezreal, I don't think it's worth in the chase there
[03:04:39] Nice somebody else said yes with me or said no with me even feed on Ezreal
[03:04:59] I have no idea he died dude. I play with him. He died 13 times in Ezreal. How is that possible by the way?
[03:05:05] It's not
[03:05:13] Leave somebody flashed.
[03:05:43] Leave shit go classic.
[03:06:14] I think it's doomed.
[03:06:32] I think we had to have a playable-
[03:06:33] Somebody else had to have a playable matchup.
[03:06:35] My top was gonna get counterpicked anyway cause he's blue side.
[03:06:38] Uh...
[03:06:42] To be fair, I think SCOP a bot's really good.
[03:06:48] I'm not sure support pick matters here.
[03:06:50] Aren't you worried that you might hurt his feelings
[03:06:59] when you call him Chase shit go?
[03:07:06] Not at all.
[03:07:17] Big Taz's AP is better than Draven?
[03:07:19] Yes.
[03:07:20] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
[03:07:23] Antonia this item carries
[03:07:26] This item is way too good other than barriers the shield is complete bullshit. Oh, that was a team
[03:08:26] That's a game I guess
[03:08:32] Thanks for the game lads very slow very slow appreciate that one boys to dodge for that
[03:08:45] Why it's just not worth dodging not worth dodging
[03:08:54] The games like this after you dodge. You can't seem to fucking champ select. I would just dodge Cody son
[03:09:00] Let me check his Ezreal games actually. I think I've played with this guy a disproportionate amount of times on his Ezreal
[03:09:12] I guess three times and I'm not saying that's the reason that game was lost
[03:09:49] My top jungles having a fucking shit
[03:09:51] But we're he's just gonna be dead weight. So this is Ezreal. I mean it's improved
[03:10:19] Because his win rate was at 30% now it's at 42 so I mean it's actually improving
[03:10:26] respect to this guy stay dedicated bro you got this I mean yeah he's at 50%
[03:10:32] win rate in his last 10 so that's impressive oh we played with them nine
[03:10:38] days ago he went fucking six and 13 and then we played with them this game he
[03:10:44] went five and one but doesn't really count because their neck didn't start
[03:10:48] trolling I wanted to beat the fucking other jungle it is what it is but
[03:10:54] Dude what you gonna do? I've been top lane nasty shit top game. Nah, I haven't played I'm still winning every game an AD
[03:11:55] That was a mid game. Unfortunately
[03:12:00] Fortunately we did get a bit of secondary role. I've written you better today. No that got pushed bro
[03:12:18] It didn't work so they just removed it completely and they are adding it next patch
[03:12:24] They say so surely it'll work then but update the matchmaking make the matchmaking blue versus red side
[03:12:55] bullshit. There's so many little 30 account I bought to earn mid got banned for cheating after like a month wire riot like this
[03:13:21] Just don't be lazy bro and level up your fucking account. Make it like go to where both teams pick at the same time
[03:13:32] I mean red side versus blue side counter is fucking retarded. I'm not gonna lie, but that counter pick top one is actually disgusting
[03:13:53] But that's why you can't there's some chances. You can't play this guy can't blind pick fail
[03:13:57] It sucks. He's a cameo one trick, but which is not like he got farm
[03:14:03] You can't play just like make the game a fiesta and just roam and do dumb shit
[03:14:12] It's like the matchup gets better at any point. It just gets worse. They cast pot again
[03:14:36] Luizio subs
[03:14:40] My support was hovering seraphine now what dodge I would dodge. This is for sure, but a brain. Oh my god
[03:15:27] They added champs like names back to see who scuttle crab is
[03:15:31] I think scuttle crab is gonna actually dodge
[03:16:26] I'm not sure I believe them.
[03:16:37] Save.
[03:16:38] Dodge Tracker?
[03:16:47] Oh shit, wait, you're right, wait.
[03:16:49] How broken is this?
[03:17:03] There's no way this is real, right?
[03:17:08] How could this possibly work?
[03:17:18] Can somebody explain it to me like I'm 5, please?
[03:17:25] It's like a flight radar?
[03:17:26] Yeah, it feels like...
[03:17:29] So I dodged an hour and 7 minutes ago,
[03:17:31] and since then there's been 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20,
[03:17:38] They went with you 3 to 4 to 5 to 6 to 7 to 8 dodges
[03:17:42] Dude, you should be able to categorize it by rank. I don't want to see these low elos
[03:17:53] Also, what do they mean by masters players plus an NA?
[03:17:57] Surely there's this can't be right exactly the 7.58 and there's there has to be more masters plus players, right?
[03:18:04] The game's not that dead, huh?
[03:18:26] 7.5k dodged. Yeah, maybe that's right
[03:18:29] People have dodged like the last whatever pair with another region fact
[03:18:42] U West has 17,000
[03:18:46] Korea 17,000
[03:18:50] Who's the e 1000?
[03:18:53] UNE 8000
[03:18:54] Oh freak right? Oh new dodge. Oh, this guy didn't want to lose his winning streak
[03:19:22] Peaking so he dodged plus C plus C. I'm just gonna name and shame all the Dodgers bitch
[03:19:29] Who's the corki from last lobby plus C quit dodging?
[03:19:36] They don't want to lose his winning streak as well, they're self-included.
[03:19:48] I don't want to lose my winning streak, alpha, alpha!
[03:20:13] I dodged and then I lost right after, as per usual.
[03:20:17] So I got the minus five plus minus nineteen, so for one loss I lost twenty four LP.
[03:20:22] Dopa down, Dopa fucking down, fifteen.
[03:20:37] This guy's dodging since his shared account.
[03:20:47] There's dodge pussy boy, freak Baloo.
[03:21:32] best I don't care I want to be nine my name and shame who dodge I got all your
[03:21:54] I got I got the entire match open you dodge all no bro you dodge all no you
[03:21:58] dodge all no dodge and I know this guy just dodged enemy carry enemy 80 carry
[03:22:22] for sure dodged pussy bitch boy you're a bitch ha ha got out
[03:22:29] dragged into a dodge pussy boy didn't you dodge yeah but I had but a brain so
[03:22:48] Acceptable. Point to name and shame, yes. Come on Blast, fucking was looking at this.
[03:24:07] Baby, baby girl, baby. Crazy, cause like all these pictures are like a month and a half long.
[03:24:34] Her old, my, her son's new in November, god bless you brother. It's gonna be awesome.
[03:25:21] The team comps actually just too good. Too well rounded.
[03:26:02] I'm the Dodge Pussy, I already fucked up doing that one.
[03:26:16] Never pro play cop yet. I mean, it's actually really good to get to our team Jarvan kind of shits on every single one of our team
[03:26:30] Really nobody can get out of Jarvan Oh
[03:26:33] Okay, scarter again technically and then what about Jarner Jarvan old and then MF follow-up a real combo
[03:26:39] It's actually a disgustingly hard to get
[03:26:41] The Summoner's Rift, 30 seconds into Minion's Fall.
[03:30:00] flash because then your flash is down but any of the 80 carry flashes down and you have hex flash
[03:30:06] there it's i mean right like there's too obvious of a play
[03:30:11] fortunately this guy has a 30 percent in range hard draw what's up brother same adir from last
[03:30:55] game just bad just bad i'll throw shut the fuck up i did the same thing last game we don't want
[03:32:12] I just want to hear it. You just ran bot lane and died for no reason.
[03:32:20] No!
[03:32:38] Just running it now.
[03:32:59] Give bot prappy, if I could've gotten an old bounce.
[03:34:03] I lose too much of the wave, actually.
[03:34:30] But the best tab in this fucking MF is 3 kills.
[03:34:44] This shit all the way, like, bro, I sorta got MF so good because she finds a way to get every last hit.
[03:34:52] These guys are gonna get 6 grubs, which I think is...
[03:36:09] Hmm, actually, I mean it's not so bad.
[03:36:16] There's a lot here.
[03:37:00] The Leandris and the Void, I think they skipped my life.
[03:37:12] Okay, I have three first, what the fuck?
[03:37:46] They gave us those groves for free.
[03:37:53] Days left? Is it 10 or 9 days?
[03:37:55] I'm not sure.
[03:38:00] Do you want to harvest it when I don't brand today? Nah, I lost a game.
[03:38:03] Uh, mid-game.
[03:38:54] Outwinning as usual.
[03:38:56] Say that from the score.
[03:39:09] I was reading the dumbest stuff I've ever read in my life.
[03:39:38] flash it's a it's a guarantee that it is or it is it's just guaranteed there's
[03:39:56] nothing to do you got to take that one the chin well with flash is what it is
[03:40:11] fortunately MF got that kill as MF always fucking does these death timers
[03:41:31] by the way are noticeably long let's for a second is that really all it is
[03:42:04] it seems like it's so much longer very low pump up Sean is through bro all
[03:42:44] I'll learn my fucking role.
[03:42:59] Don't miss your smite, don't miss your smite.
[03:43:01] Don't miss your smite, don't miss your smite.
[03:43:03] Don't miss your smite, don't miss your smite!
[03:43:14] Don't miss my flash down, obfuck.
[03:43:31] This guy in blue just has to sit on.
[03:44:15] Slippery lad, I got that matrix movement.
[03:44:20] Boy, boy, that's good play I've seen from you all weeks.
[03:44:31] Shut up pussy.
[03:44:40] What are we watching each of these days?
[03:44:42] Pretty much nothing bro, I don't have time.
[03:44:44] or anything.
[03:45:16] It's my jungle just like not on our screen ever.
[03:45:19] You know what?
[03:46:00] I don't think I buy hourglass.
[03:46:01] I think I go stop her.
[03:46:03] I don't go...
[03:46:11] I don't go waitstaff.
[03:46:13] I think I go hourglass.
[03:46:31] So if I get combo'd I can hourglass.
[03:46:33] That's the play.
[03:46:34] 100% that's the play.
[03:46:35] You know what my jungle is just like, yes and you.
[03:47:40] We have numbers for dragon.
[03:47:41] I don't have all...
[03:47:52] I did use her flash though so we can play.
[03:47:54] I think it's nerfed and most played.
[03:48:12] Why?
[03:48:13] What do you mean?
[03:48:16] I'll tell my friend, they're delay, quick standard, 7-8 seconds.
[03:48:23] Fucking question mark, baby.
[03:48:45] And it's goddamn head, let's go.
[03:48:50] They're ghosting in this elo.
[03:49:05] Honestly, maybe by my own teammates, I really don't notice enemy team ghosting almost ever.
[03:49:15] So either they're really good at it, or they just don't do it.
[03:49:19] I do notice my teammates listen more, so that doesn't mean I'm removing map cover.
[03:49:29] Sorry.
[03:50:55] worry about their own gameplay and their self-improvement. And it's won! It is won! The thing after me missing
[03:51:27] probably a hundred thousand enemies would stop spamming that. You guys are looking for a
[03:51:55] wombo. Oh, she hit that. You clicked the range, it was very close though. It still has flash.
[03:52:54] At this point, her flash play isn't going to be worth it. Because even if they like
[03:53:08] five man clonk us, it doesn't matter because we're not going to lose the game off it.
[03:53:13] And we will end the game by the time her next flash comes up no matter what she's done
[03:53:19] Like the Middle East maybe easy easy server. I mean every server is easy for me, but I'm like, I'm disputed by the way
[03:54:04] That was easy I got to fucking 300 LP GM with like a 60 to 7 rate
[03:54:25] Passers GM GM bro GM
[03:54:30] your highest win rate champion in your highest win rate champion Hilo Kria was
[03:55:02] Nami what the fuck did that take me times to read for yeah like a sample size
[03:55:07] of seven I expect the 905 let's go alright right
[03:56:35] Sup sup sorry
[04:01:02] Say la rue rolled on her stomach for the first time
[04:01:07] Got a watch
[04:01:09] And she started rolling from her stomach for back her stomach for back stomach for back
[04:01:13] I think they start crawling like
[04:01:34] Seven months eight months if anybody know when they're supposed to start crawling not too much. I know it's different for every child
[04:01:54] I'm talking about the average
[04:02:09] Seven eight six and seven
[04:02:12] All at six walk by 12. Oh my god. Oh my god
[04:02:22] like it's gonna be so so surreal when she fucking crawls through that door back
[04:02:36] there can you imagine when she opens that door and says dad and like I think all
[04:02:42] of our hearts are just gonna melt by the way through a chaos yes fun that's
[04:03:41] gonna challenge starts on Monday I remind I'll fuck a reminder guys I am
[04:03:45] not I am leaving for Riyadh tomorrow. Bright and early. I will not be here tomorrow. We'll
[04:04:00] be live Saturday, Sunday, Monday through Friday. So seven days in a row of action packed hard
[04:04:06] hitting hitting thriller gameplay. We'll actually know the Saturday, Sunday. I'm just
[04:04:10] co-streaming. Then the challenge starts on Monday. I'm going to Saudi. You said that
[04:04:45] in the way that you already seem tired, bro. I'm 29, a young 29, but I'm a father, and
[04:04:52] I'm going to have to drop 16 hour strings five days in a row. Do I still got that dog
[04:05:01] in me? Am I still about that action, boss? New challenge, me versus the boofiest, five
[04:05:33] days Middle Eastern server high frank wins isn't that flight like 13 hours to it's 20 I lead it's
[04:05:56] 24 hours exactly and the time I leave here the time I touch down there again I'm not making any
[04:06:04] excuses but I'm just saying I'm gonna be jet lag they have like a six seven hour flight
[04:06:10] He has like a six seven hour flight just saying just saying
[04:06:37] 15 max it was torture see but you know again
[04:06:40] I feel like I would talk about this every day, but bro if you're able to if you're capable to fly business class
[04:06:48] Not first class business class. It's a life. Let's see. It'll be placed together
[04:07:04] Bro, you're a rabbit in Korea
[04:07:06] where we had a
[04:07:08] We stayed in that
[04:07:12] Hotel room at first and I moved to like a conference room the last week bro I
[04:07:17] want the conference room I don't like yelling in my room it's rude because
[04:07:23] there's people around me right like I'm disturbing their peace I'm not that
[04:07:28] big of an asshole but my managers and the people that set it up there and the
[04:07:35] hotel staff they're like no it's okay we understand no you don't understand
[04:07:39] When I'm yelling let's go at 4 a.m. You don't you can't you're not comprehending what I'm saying
[04:07:45] I need a conference room
[04:07:47] They're like no
[04:07:49] Hotel rooms fine. We'll give you you a hotel room with an office like what is okay nice
[04:07:56] Same fucking thing
[04:08:00] well in Korea I
[04:08:13] Didn't have neighbors on my the way it worked in Korea was I was in a room like this
[04:08:18] There was a door like this that was in the bedroom and then on the next wall was the
[04:08:27] People's wall or whatever the the next day wall on my left side was Tarzan
[04:08:33] So next to me there was no problem
[04:08:37] Right under me maybe above me. Maybe I don't know how hotels work surely the people below couldn't hear me
[04:08:43] I don't know he tried not shoving
[04:08:54] I don't even shout that much nowadays, but when it occurs, I don't want to contain it bad for your health.
[04:09:05] I don't care about tattoos, bro, I don't want one of these. I have no idea. Sorry.
[04:09:35] I was a maid, Goku.
[04:09:37] You know, the US challenge was fine because you got AirBnBs every place.
[04:09:42] So it didn't matter.
[04:09:44] But like the AirBnB I stayed in, not the first one, but the second one was like the green walls.
[04:09:49] Bro, that was literally in the boondocks, by the way.
[04:09:54] That was in the middle of fucking nowhere.
[04:09:58] Like we had a travel to like woods like an hour and a half from Berlin
[04:10:02] Like a country town and just some random house in the middle of the woods with like a fucking
[04:10:08] Like a shed with like chains coming down outside
[04:10:11] And it was like only old people in the town and and the only like
[04:10:15] Establishment in the town was one gas station. It was like so fucking
[04:10:20] Like it was and I just stayed inside
[04:10:22] The only thing I could order, they only had one ordering app, but it didn't work out there.
[04:10:30] So there was one local pizza place that I ordered from every single day because they were the
[04:10:37] only delivery place.
[04:10:40] The gas station was like two mile walk away.
[04:10:42] I was like, I'm not good at least it was terrible.
[04:10:47] It was the only pizza, the only edible thing.
[04:10:50] My manager was like seven hours away.
[04:10:53] So he would drop by, he would drive seven hours
[04:10:56] once a week, drop off water and chocolate
[04:10:59] and then just go back.
[04:11:00] I forgot I didn't stream this much in this house.
[04:11:03] And then the AC dude, and the basement of that house
[04:11:06] by the way was like a fucking dungeon.
[04:11:08] I was like, got curious because the heat wasn't working.
[04:11:11] So like I went to like investigate, like, okay,
[04:11:13] blah, blah, blah.
[04:11:14] I went down there.
[04:11:15] It was like all concrete, like an old concrete wall
[04:11:18] with a giant wooden door with a wood plank blocking it off
[04:11:25] and blocking it in.
[04:11:27] I was like, wait, what the fuck is this?
[04:11:30] So I just went back up and like, so then I went back upstairs
[04:11:34] to the middle floor.
[04:11:35] And then my room was up another set of stairs.
[04:11:40] I was so quiet in the house because there's no AC.
[04:11:43] There was no heat.
[04:11:44] There was no sound.
[04:11:45] There was no light.
[04:11:46] There was no sound outside.
[04:11:47] Millenowers are so fucking quiet. God, it was crazy.
[04:11:54] I have a picture of it somewhere. I think when I finally left, we took a picture of it. It was so crazy.
[04:12:03] It was sort of pressing.
[04:12:09] Like, dude, it was literally like only old people in the town, by the way.
[04:12:13] Like, not just like you're like, I'm talking about your like stereotypical old people.
[04:12:18] Like, grandmothers with like the white long hair riding their bikes around at least 70.
[04:12:22] Like grandpa. I was like dude. I made it bro. I made it is it is it's wild. It was all a crazy experience
[04:12:35] I'll never be back
[04:12:36] It was all so crazy. Why the fuck do you stay there because it was like the only
[04:12:45] Available Airbnb on like that last second place
[04:12:51] That wasn't like an apartment building whatever
[04:12:54] Then I stayed then I always say they're like 13 days and then the last place I stayed was really nice
[04:13:01] Really nice. It was like in the town of like in the heart of Berlin or never and it had a dude
[04:13:08] It's you so crazy because
[04:13:11] Like on their weekends or something they don't work or Sundays or something
[04:13:15] It's like everybody like goes to the park like everybody and it was like a million people at the park
[04:13:21] And they were all like drinking out of like wine glasses
[04:13:25] Like at the park. I'm like wait brought a wine glass to the park. Like what the fuck is going on?
[04:13:30] It was wild
[04:13:34] You can't get anything on Sundays
[04:13:37] Nothing literally nothing is open on Sunday. Nothing not anything. So you have to get
[04:13:44] Everything you need before
[04:13:46] Cody said who's dodging?
[04:14:23] Who's dodging?
[04:14:37] Joe oh wait the Dodge tracker true. I forgot about the Dodge tracker
[04:15:05] Carlton Dodge
[04:15:07] You should be over quickly
[04:15:20] Jay pal sprinting those five with the subs brother. We love you. I can't dodge. I'm already dodged
[04:15:27] Thank you, bro. Prima that 15 fart Joe. They don't subscribe
[04:15:30] Do you ever come to check off a couple of these but today with my pink no no
[04:15:34] No.
[04:15:35] Laurie, what's up?
[04:15:36] God, sir, Maddie?
[04:15:37] What's up?
[04:15:38] What's up?
[04:15:39] No.
[04:15:44] I was four hours away from Chicago and I had 20 pings, and I thought it was better I had
[04:15:47] like 10.
[04:15:48] I think, I think St. Louis gets like 10 pings or something.
[04:15:53] You mind if I'm from St. Louis here?
[04:15:56] What's your pinging league?
[04:15:57] A lot of sub-20s.
[04:16:14] Well, good news is this game will be over fast.
[04:16:31] We have Dogshit Amazing X and we have fucking Cody Sun.
[04:16:35] We're not winning this.
[04:16:36] What's up, Ryder?
[04:16:51] The pains dude. I don't want to have to death and gonna make me
[04:17:22] Better perform or amazing ex will take it to Twitter
[04:17:40] Okay, a person this guy a real person this guy sucks. He's the worst player ever seen
[04:17:45] He's actually way worse than fucking Cody son. He is terrible. He fucking sends it every game
[04:17:51] He's a dumbass right now. It's five good subs. What's up, brother? I love you
[04:17:56] Thank you
[04:17:58] He's legitimately terrible
[04:18:00] Cody's son, I think just fucking ints me on Ezreal this amazing guy's horrible
[04:18:05] So what's this matchmaking? Why did they get five on role and we got?
[04:18:33] Exhausted me. That's not
[04:18:35] Let's try Cody. Oh nice try. I respect him for going for that fight instantly fucking terrible
[04:19:19] But hey, I respect it
[04:19:31] respond back Cody hey why'd Cody get personal don't do too much Cody I
[04:20:14] should have no idea where the lease it is I mean this is for sure gankable if
[04:21:03] it if this wasn't amazing ex-general as well I swear to god we win like these
[04:21:09] guys are no flat no sums no words this HP second lane we're just like getting
[04:21:15] shafted topside I mean it's actually a fucking dude lobby
[04:21:19] I think we actually have to reset. We shouldn't sprinting bot.
[04:21:51] Unfortunately, we have to be the ones pressed to be, but do not do anything.
[04:22:02] It is what it is, bro. We knew how this was going to play out.
[04:22:07] I think we got a show name from Champ Select, bro. I think that'd be fair.
[04:22:31] Oh, my dodge is down. I dodged but a brain, bro. I dodged but a brain. Janna.
[04:22:40] I'm not a but a believer. I said why is everyone so on edge? I'm on edge because I
[04:23:22] despise you to reject
[04:23:26] He said bro you entertain normies for a living
[04:23:54] Cody Cody, what do you do?
[04:24:01] Dude, is this a fake Cody son? Why is Cody such like I'm not getting personal right?
[04:24:06] I'm not flaming the way he looks. I'm not flaming his profession
[04:24:11] I'm calling him a dog shit league of legends player
[04:24:15] What's it cutty?
[04:24:17] You don't want to get personal bro because you're I promise you you're you're a hard loser skew in both aspects
[04:24:24] Okay, can we calm down? This is wild play for as sick
[04:25:06] Curse lobby, she almost got
[04:25:40] I have to please I can't bro gotta be my best behavior I can't it's too easy but
[04:26:11] I can't believe he's yapping I can't believe it it's too easy it's too easy
[04:26:15] you know the better person he's going through a lot no but really can we show
[04:26:46] names please like this it is the most disgusting fucking shit imaginable oh the
[04:27:19] The only other player on the server worse than Cody Sun fucking this disgusting fucking free
[04:27:26] Tap what's up?
[04:27:48] That's having level six. Wait, how's that possible?
[04:28:22] She's the worst brand game we've played today, but I didn't have control of this one. Did this guy?
[04:29:02] Okay, the credit thing is like yes, his Ezreal is terrible. Okay, and I think he's a horrible player
[04:29:08] Okay, but he wouldn't climb
[04:29:10] actually wouldn't climb if this is how he normally played. If he played every single
[04:29:15] game as he played with Maki, this is not possible.
[04:29:18] 42, 42 Nelson Rockefeller, good player, we send not Nelson through. He has mental block,
[04:29:56] because he's a pussy in real life, actually. He gets offended by things. So even if I
[04:30:03] don't play him, the art is already getting anxiety between the game.
[04:30:07] I think that's actually what happened we've been about this ff lads I think this shit's
[04:30:48] not going through I'm gonna win that by the way I mean this should be a yes though realistically
[04:31:54] this thing yes on the last bot game I said until we got a dog shit support I keep doing
[04:32:15] But
[04:32:17] Riot really gave me the worst of the worst
[04:32:21] Lost 20 for that fucking disaster as what is bro is what is
[04:32:31] They're both so bad one of them like I we've won with amazing X before I
[04:32:39] Can't they have won one game with Cody son just a fucking blob
[04:32:45] Just exist does nothing just is there present
[04:32:49] I think whatever change went through actually bugged whatever it is it made it worse because
[04:33:03] even that game we had double auto double off role what supplements you're taking to sculpt
[04:33:11] that Peyton Manning asked for head instead of the change got pushed off well I think
[04:33:29] they tried to have it happen but it didn't work and then they removed it.
[04:34:20] He can chess 1960.
[04:34:22] Howdy sons fuming.
[04:34:35] Dude, I don't know.
[04:34:37] Like dude, it's not that hard.
[04:34:39] If he didn't suck fat cock
[04:34:41] every single game he played with me
[04:34:43] like it wouldn't matter.
[04:34:45] But you can literally go
[04:34:47] through his match history
[04:34:49] and see him run it down
[04:34:51] every single game he plays with me.
[04:34:53] Every single game.
[04:34:55] There's not one game he performs in.
[04:34:57] It's the last 10 games
[04:34:59] ran it down every game and then he's like well why do you fit talk me bro because
[04:35:05] you're a waste of space on the solo queue ladder bro then he gets mad because
[04:35:17] he's running it down right every game and then he gets personal and he's like
[04:35:22] well dude first of all you're a man child and you only you only make money
[04:35:27] from normies it's what the fuck keep ranting I am almost done thank you
[04:35:39] You'd take for that three.
[04:35:41] Roof.
[04:36:06] Wild shit, bro.
[04:36:07] Why is normies an insult?
[04:36:11] Because if you're only on the computer your entire life, you don't like normies.
[04:36:20] I wonder who could possibly be, I mean, no offense, but if you just look at somebody
[04:36:25] and you'd be like, wait, that guy is only on the computer 24-7.
[04:36:31] Never goes outside, never touches grass, has never touched a weight in his life.
[04:36:35] There might be one person who's like the perfect example like no offense. I'm just saying like actually
[04:36:45] like it's like
[04:36:47] These fucking league losers, especially these
[04:36:50] pros former pros high-level players see me as like a like a jock a bully like
[04:36:57] This kid people like him bullied me in high school. You fucking douchebag and like like since I'm like related to that
[04:37:04] right? Unlike their former trauma, so they take it out on me like I don't know bro. Play
[04:37:13] the game and shit the fuck up. Actually you can type. Play the game. Play the game? You
[04:37:17] don't even have to shut the fuck up. Just don't blow fat shit every game. Also I pray
[04:37:28] to God this isn't the Morgana player who also plays Gragas. Do you remember that
[04:37:35] tank Morgana player we played with that did 300 damage in a 30 minute match? Surely
[04:37:42] it's not this guy it's him but he's set on enemy team and we weren't less
[04:38:33] enough to get his Ezreal but i have to go to god i think that's right
[04:39:21] it's the guy let's see the name sounds looks very familiar
[04:39:35] i mean he was the least soon from last game maybe it's not yeah this is the
[04:39:43] guy this game's over this guy just rolls every game
[04:39:52] oh except on the enemy team he beats the shit on my jungle but he beat the
[04:39:56] shit on my jungle because it's amazing it so it doesn't really count
[04:39:59] right this guy does not have W by the way you do not have W goodness bro what
[04:40:46] they ate to appreciate it you know this guy trolls I played with them before he
[04:41:05] goes full tank jungle Morgana and does not interact with the game he only hits
[04:41:11] his camps on cooldown I should have got a word in that bush how does he win and
[04:41:35] He does nothing and eventually his team will carry
[04:41:46] Probably you didn't make sure I don't get dope here a counterpick. I can't say I played against Ash top, bro
[04:42:02] I feel like it's very gankable. So let's hope that happens
[04:42:29] Actually, this guy's play like this with those sums
[04:42:33] Got you use both sums of the one
[04:42:36] Range first range top or a guy that's not a range character shut your bitch ass up
[04:42:45] I think this should be fine though. I think I was gonna hit Q's
[04:42:48] Take that back shield
[04:43:06] Huh, imagine playing like this by the way.
[04:43:30] Could you ever imagine like locking an ash top and blowing your sums level 1 and being
[04:43:35] able to get away with this whole shit?
[04:43:48] He has nothing.
[04:43:55] He has nothing.
[04:43:56] Good job.
[04:44:05] The z shield star I hate, the shield on a range champ.
[04:44:24] I say a range champ just because that's Riot's description.
[04:44:27] The rogat is not ranged, don't get misted.
[04:44:32] He is not.
[04:44:33] And boots now this is actually something
[04:45:23] Dude I hate forgot a jiggle this shit is trash. I do not care you not lock this fucking garbage in in my game
[04:45:32] Reng changes things up dead. It's not live yet. We're very
[04:46:36] Gonna kill for sure. You're a bitch a fuck flash. I mean this should be a free game
[04:47:09] I
[04:47:17] My ass reels getting upset range by the way. You're dumb ass
[04:47:47] I'm still going cleaver. What are you shit talk always plays their best against you? Yes, but that's that and that's the problem
[04:48:27] It's not like I start the game off like on their throat
[04:48:31] Because time and time again they played like
[04:48:35] I'm gonna see if they can't made it and I'm it's gonna
[04:48:44] She's terrible
[04:49:00] I think we're gonna walk up there like oh I'm gonna ouch
[04:49:28] The best part of watching this stream is googling the pro players bug shots
[04:49:35] If I speak of a big trouble if I speak of a big trouble
[04:49:44] Guy has no flash man. He just come top first and then go to fucking grubs
[04:50:11] now has no ghost no flash she's surprised to get that black shield I mean
[04:50:47] you figure out what I'm going to end this games carryable if I build correctly
[04:51:20] but I have to go correctly incorrectly I think I lose some sterax is he's
[04:51:36] ride-breaker at the flash I don't think he buffers say it well I gotta kill it
[04:52:11] that flash too that one I don't struggle appears my bot lane completely
[04:53:11] She should stop by Cody's son, Tai Chi.
[04:53:19] If I speak, I'm in real goddamn big trouble.
[04:53:41] You must find them.
[04:53:59] Did you get TP play?
[04:54:00] I think we give this dragon.
[04:54:29] I think that TP was fine, it actually backed him off.
[04:55:30] Okay, I have to build right here, I lose.
[04:55:42] He's so much Sterak, so Kaisa's bounty, oh my God.
[04:56:39] Ashe is gonna be useful.
[04:56:41] I kinda stopped laning against her,
[04:56:42] now she's not behind at all.
[04:56:46] You're still playing like a stupid ship though.
[04:57:00] No sums again.
[04:57:01] Needs to die.
[04:57:02] I think he just runs.
[04:58:08] It's over.
[04:58:31] Here's your team, shit.
[04:58:32] I mean,
[04:58:33] Morgana is actually not even the worst problem.
[04:58:37] These guys losing 2v2 to Cody's son, Tai Chi,
[04:58:40] probably should be reportable.
[04:58:43] Nice try Baron.
[04:59:13] Hard to game yet is,
[04:59:44] they're all ranged champs as well.
[04:59:46] Let's go Baron.
[05:00:13] Dude, I can't flip players that want to win the game.
[05:00:15] By the way,
[05:00:16] guys I have two 1.2 thousand LP players on my team yes who they are Ezreal and the
[05:00:36] fucking Neela not a little bit of the fucker bitch ass name is let's go boys
[05:00:40] her flash is down now they feel good yet
[05:01:37] have no idea how much this win means to Cody son he hasn't said a word in 20
[05:01:42] minute it's true. Conch should let him die. Find a way. I'm gonna sell this, let him go
[05:03:09] Executers. This guy is trolling. I'm losing to a player legitimately running it down. Why's
[05:03:59] that? Because I also have a player legitimately running it down. It's been trolling. Cough,
[05:04:21] the entire game. E.D. is off then. Oh that was all such a bad fight. I died still.
[05:05:22] I mean, I will say I'll have flash up before Baron
[05:05:27] and if Kaiza dies, we win.
[05:05:28] Do we have Rakan?
[05:05:32] Do we got my bounty?
[05:06:01] I think it's actually this Kaiza.
[05:06:03] I ended up in the pie.
[05:06:42] Fucking little...
[05:06:48] Oh, good one, bro!
[05:06:51] Thank God you smited the gromp!
[05:07:03] Oh, she's inting for sure.
[05:07:04] I mean, you know, this guy went, uh...
[05:07:12] This guy didn't go full 80...
[05:07:13] or full tank this game, some of you's not anything that bad.
[05:07:16] Oh, Nunu, that really missed?
[05:07:44] God damn it.
[05:08:08] He left acting like she's trying to win by the way.
[05:08:27] Play as my 1.2 thousand LP, 80 here, yapping like that.
[05:09:06] Killing players' skills.
[05:09:15] Our Cuambo's not even bad.
[05:09:16] Like everybody has flashes of, for sure there's
[05:09:19] a pilotable fight, that's winnable.
[05:09:58] Ash wants to lose, I think you're completely correct,
[05:10:01] lad.
[05:11:23] And Nunu got away, but Morgana did it all.
[05:11:25] Like bros, this shit I'm talking about.
[05:11:27] Like I don't understand how these players
[05:11:29] get to fucking play the game by the way I don't understand yeah and I by the way
[05:11:37] this is a completely different player than I've ever played with by the way
[05:11:42] in any of my games this show people to see her cry about people not getting
[05:11:46] grief by the way it is every game by these fucking losers it's so cringe I
[05:11:51] mean nice try man my bot lane dude we can't be losing the fucking Tai Chi
[05:12:06] Cody Sun bot lane and I mean just like they lost brother. They got their asses beaten by the way
[05:12:16] Both on roll brother. That is a 1.2 thousand LP 80 carry you I
[05:12:24] Guess not all this is third the fucking Rakan was masters. I mean
[05:12:31] Incredible that last fight was pain actually that should have been such a free win. I
[05:12:45] I guess not. We were done with shit from the old. I mean, Rakan wouldn't go in,
[05:12:51] Morgana wouldn't ult. Can do, bro. 28-20 was the Urgot ult. Lips to do it if you want to.
[05:13:08] Yeah, let's watch that, actually. 28-20. Finally, Morgana had fun. That's the shit I'm talking about.
[05:13:19] That playing against this fucking freak, or I played with this dipshit before,
[05:13:22] actually was it his last Morgana game? No, I guess it was it. But this guy
[05:13:35] I gave me his Morgana special before he did he did this right here 0 1 1 with this little
[05:13:47] damage in 15 minutes but whatever it is what is he's a bad player I get it I understand
[05:13:53] the problem is this guy played against me last game as the Lee sin and he beat my junglers
[05:14:02] Ass one mid early, game's over.
[05:14:07] What you doing bro?
[05:14:08] Fucking horrible players.
[05:14:11] Guys get on my team and I swear to god they cannot function.
[05:14:21] It is a real thing.
[05:14:23] Was this time stamp on the way?
[05:14:44] I guess I'm in front of them actually.
[05:14:47] I mean no, that doesn't miss.
[05:14:59] I'm right here, new news right here, this doesn't miss man.
[05:15:03] This doesn't miss.
[05:15:05] If we kill him anyway, we're down to eight fucking six thousand built there
[05:15:17] Three that do accuse fake great. Yes, you can't do it this yellow anyway. This draft looks terrible
[05:15:32] Well, my midlaner my midlaner got AFK. He got actually spam game
[05:15:39] He's tilted round games
[05:15:54] Plown games were enemy ash legitimately runs it the fuck down
[05:16:00] Like brother if that okay if that ash which we all saw was running it down
[05:16:05] what the fuck was my team doing? I thought AD carry every lane was nerfed? they nerfed
[05:16:15] Dblade a little bit. are there high elo morgana players? there aren't. that guy does not play
[05:16:40] morgana. he does not win on morgana. this guy has a 50% win rate on morgana. he's not.
[05:16:46] they actually don't know how this guy is not. I guess he's dropped 200 LP but I don't
[05:16:52] I don't understand how it's not more.
[05:16:54] I put a Garen game earlier.
[05:17:04] Garen win rate now?
[05:17:37] It's dropped, but it's not my fault.
[05:17:39] Bad teammates.
[05:17:41] Bad teammates on every account I make.
[05:17:43] So funny these comments.
[05:18:41] Nobody's trying to flame you, but he can't get one coherent sentence out from the adrenaline.
[05:18:47] See, but that's so crazy.
[05:18:50] And that's why I hate these kids so much, Ro.
[05:18:53] But that is true.
[05:18:55] Seriously.
[05:19:00] It's literally the meme of the guy like sitting back on his computer and like slouches forward.
[05:19:07] Let's try harding. Every single time.
[05:19:31] Oh, true dot track.
[05:19:33] Minus $3. We had a core JJ dodge. Oh my god. Is he playing to win be his knees dodge?
[05:19:51] I still plays
[05:19:53] Tai Chi had a
[05:20:14] 17% win rate on Soraka before that game. Is that real life?
[05:20:22] We got bodied by Tai Chi's 70% 17% rate Soraka. Oh who dodged?
[05:20:32] dude
[05:20:33] He'd be out of like I don't care about masters players, man. I don't know how it knows
[05:21:10] That's it. I don't know how I don't know how this know who dodges
[05:21:22] Last time you drank soda
[05:21:25] 16 years ago
[05:21:44] 8th grade
[05:22:02] Soda was it I can't remember how right again. It's same shit. It's not soda though. I'm sugar. I don't care
[05:22:47] Liar I saw you at Dallas and gave you a coke. Can you drink that like you hadn't seen a drink in years
[05:22:52] You're lying
[05:22:53] Yeah, this guy handed me a nice cold pop
[05:23:05] Some of these fucking players on Ligard FGED go getters
[05:23:28] Q is embarrassingly low true
[05:23:31] So true hate on GED playing well today. I actually am playing
[05:23:53] Very well actually even in my losses. I think we've had a bad game
[05:24:05] You know my other account
[05:24:06] Maybe so last time I think it's which was like the pool
[05:24:12] I got my fucking group back taking my depressions as and making good money again after six months
[05:24:16] It's not working that whole pressure. Let's go baby. Stay alpha. Hey good shit. The diag Diag Diago
[05:24:24] Shit bro keep it up man
[05:24:26] Thanks that tier three brother. I kind of like having this open by the way
[05:24:38] Surely this can't be allowed. Also this chin guy is trying to lock in chin every single lobby brother
[05:25:09] How do you play?
[05:25:20] It's a auger in watch this dodges to determine which
[05:25:31] Oh if a lobby gets dodged
[05:25:38] like he has like a talent one trick and the talent player isn't the one that
[05:25:43] dodges but that's actually fucking sweat city if this lobby got dodge
[05:26:06] uh Trevor Dodge we don't Trevor just your name to show up I'm probably you
[05:26:15] probably just did that didn't you Trevor yep you haven't played a game in seven
[05:26:19] days Trevor you really just did that did your the biggest loser I know by
[05:26:23] By the way, Trevor, Tyler in Sanune, sniping for years, been sniping for years.
[05:26:58] Is it nonsense Tyler types make people so angry?
[05:27:36] People can't differ, differ range is easy.
[05:27:40] About ruining games?
[05:27:43] People think typing ruins games, fortunately.
[05:27:47] People think typing is the most negative toxic thing you can do and it'll soften the game.
[05:27:53] It's the cringiest shit of life and it's really unfortunate because you can mute everything
[05:27:58] I fucking type but I can't mute you playing like a steaming pile of shit.
[05:28:04] It's not possible.
[05:28:05] So I think chat restriction and when you used to be able to get banned for chatting was
[05:28:09] so dumb.
[05:28:11] Like brother, shut the fuck up and mute.
[05:28:43] Now I just play against this guy and he did the same exact thing.
[05:28:51] I think I played against this guy yesterday, and he, er, like, two days ago, he did the same exact thing and died the same exact way.
[05:29:01] Er, it was a different, I, er, I, all I know for sure is I played against this for next to, yes, two, a day or two ago, and he died zero and ten.
[05:29:13] One hundred percent. That I know. Where did he go? Where is their top laner? Guys!
[05:29:37] Guys did their top later just leave the game by the way no way he just died like that
[05:29:43] Left the game no way. I do not believe this guy just left. There is no way. I he left
[05:30:05] That games over he left he died and left
[05:30:08] Nice a nice little five-minute win for the boys in a hostage
[05:30:32] Yep, there it is
[05:30:37] Top gap. I don't know. Hey talk a team does it again. You're welcome. Hey, nice little us
[05:30:47] Max, no three-minute depth for the boys, baby quick easy
[05:31:02] Plus uh plus eight nineteen. Give me that
[05:31:07] You're welcome guys. You're welcome. Watch this Vod. I for sure play against this guy by the way
[05:31:13] This guy's sponsored. He's playing. He's defending
[05:31:33] I
[05:31:35] Was to fight me level one. I don't know why I think he had a flashback. Oh
[05:31:57] Wait, and he has fleet
[05:31:59] Wait, and I just noticed he has fleet as well leaves the game. He rebates. So he had wrong runes
[05:32:11] He's see if fleet. Yes, it's this guy. I played again
[05:32:28] Right here three and eight. I was running it down. He started perma roaming. I'm so fucking talented
[05:32:40] My mere presence made this guy take wrong runes don't do it. Let's see. I mean he had wrong runes
[05:33:02] So I think he was looking for that his last game was a remake. Oh my god the fucking that oh, this feels so good
[05:33:22] This dog shit player who got ran by Cody Sun Tai Chi
[05:33:26] Did it connect to the game so he lost LP plus he's gonna lose more LP next game
[05:33:32] And and I got a fast three-minute win to make up for it. Oh
[05:33:37] God it's good didn't swap his runes from that game reminder guys
[05:34:05] Not here tomorrow
[05:34:09] Traveling with the challenge
[05:34:11] So that help people's remake. Yes, because it wasn't an instant remake the count won't decay. I'm only gone for like
[05:34:52] Nine ten days it won't kill me tonight. I don't got that kind of time
[05:35:20] I win this next game. I'm done on this account nine days. Yes. It's two days of travel
[05:35:30] Five days. I'm there doing this challenge
[05:35:33] With that seven
[05:35:35] No, because I'm going early
[05:35:41] I'm going two days early so that I'm able to co-stream and I'm not in the air during the co-stream
[05:35:47] So I'm able to co-stream LCS. That's right. Is there a league website for everything like what the fuck's a dodge tracker?
[05:36:12] There is a league website for everything the rules for the challenge
[05:36:23] The name until the dogs in less past 30 days. Yeah, I know that I'm on mine
[05:36:45] Got it to be like an infringement on people's privacy
[05:36:58] Detective is five of the subs brother. Oh
[05:37:01] My god, we're almost at 18,000 just give it a cheat do it off stream
[05:37:18] Good luck to tomorrow. You got this bro. Shut up. Connect. Flying there playing for me. I'm going there flying
[05:37:56] I want to play showgath our comp is track. I mean it's the same comp as last game pretty much
[05:38:28] game out of a lousy game the family you're just me is it just you just me
[05:39:03] it's not worth that say they're on a 24-hour travel I can't imagine that's
[05:39:21] just such a douche bag well I blew sight of the lousy oh thank you who dodged
[05:39:51] who dodged thank you bro thank you thank you thank you sword thank you
[05:40:00] thank you bless that sword thank you he was the Niko he said fuck that dude
[05:40:21] There's no way you can get information that this site gets information so fast doesn't it like opi.g
[05:40:32] There's like a delay. I really like fracking site. There's a delay this fucking pops up instantly
[05:40:45] API yet so are all the other sites you walk with your hands. Yeah, not very far
[05:41:17] Just today notes all regions main regions
[05:41:20] Prove it no thing
[05:41:23] And this dodge checker open 24 seven now probably I like it actually not come to a streamer and ask me Paco
[05:41:59] You dumbass I just help you
[05:42:09] Somebody said you can easily ban one tricks, but I think it's just a vibe.
[05:42:14] Low P.
[05:42:15] Dodge Checker would be very interesting to have open on the final day of the season.
[05:42:27] Wait a minute.
[05:42:28] True.
[05:42:29] And wait, if it's this easy to check who dodges, who that are doing that dodge-abuse shit
[05:42:35] in the season should be insta-fuckin' or even the ready-checked one.
[05:42:40] Favorite food, I'm not sure.
[05:43:11] Ready-checked regions, uh, they all have like, like this has 7.6, this is, like,
[05:43:19] I think EUS is double, 17k, 8k, 17k, 1000.
[05:43:30] Wait, EUS last, OSE's last dodge was 7 hours ago.
[05:43:36] I don't know why that is because they treasured the one match they could possibly play.
[05:43:49] Nobody's done to that shit.
[05:43:51] The gays aren't even poppin'.
[05:43:53] He's not popping. That's why I don't care scene. Hey, bud. That was 20 gifted subs
[05:44:46] My golly goodness. Thank you
[05:44:48] on a buns exotically at seven coach at 32 nothing at
[05:44:54] 46 was it tomorrow? He took a got this bro
[05:44:58] You see better there's time when they were all the great conga for the years
[05:45:00] No problem goober they get a hundred bucks at 20 again
[05:45:03] Bro fuck these reigns champions. It's getting top. I really want to go choke at this and so
[05:45:40] Honey 20 baller. Oh
[05:45:43] My god, so many freaking gifts, but like is Olaf really that bad a team
[05:46:31] Fortunately, it's a bit hard against Vagar if he has any gold because he just presses R. It's fine
[05:46:55] Oh, who was it?
[05:46:57] Who was it in the team dodged it? You're a pussy. You're a pussy. Well, you get out drafted
[05:47:13] You're gonna dodge bro. You're gonna dodge. You scared to lose a little bit. Oh, oh, he will huh, bro
[05:47:19] Oh, you're 1.2. Can nobody gives a shit bro to the fuck up. You got a free win last game for me
[05:47:25] You up. Why we dodging will little bitch
[05:47:35] Last second dodge to your pussy the vintage your last game not that long. It was it. Oh 20 minutes. Wait, what the fuck?
[05:47:51] 20 minutes
[05:47:52] There's a three-minute FF. It's been 40 minutes of our last actual game
[05:47:56] In the season people really want their LP in the seat. We have like 40 days left of the split
[05:48:21] We're like crazy here. It's sort of like crazy last night over here
[05:48:28] That's what you fix. No, they pulled the changes
[05:48:31] That week said Willie's Bane
[05:48:38] Please jungle the week said release all to count dodging while he learns how to jungle
[05:48:50] Wait week side Williams learning how to jungle and he's 1.2 KLP
[05:48:54] Holy fuck. I like this thing by the way. I feel like so scandalous. I feel like so
[05:49:26] scandalous like ah ha I caught you I caught you be a naughty leaderboard yet
[05:49:54] has 80 dodges it has fucking why is this guy at nine dodges man goes at 57
[05:50:10] Dodging rather
[05:50:12] The amount of LP being lost. I cheese at 47 Jesus
[05:50:25] Incord 40
[05:50:27] Bad buddy just dodging for fun, man. Like these are dodge abusers. I'm sorry. This is dodge abusing
[05:50:44] It is
[05:50:53] 32
[05:50:54] practical 31 dodges. Why are you dodge watching through?
[05:51:06] True. True, I am dodge watching, aren't I?
[05:51:10] I don't give a fuck.
[05:51:22] The US is 97.
[05:51:32] That is 91, brother.
[05:51:41] What are we doing?
[05:51:42] How can you even dodge this, bud?
[05:51:51] Like, dude, are we serious?
[05:51:54] I have some respect for the fucking game
[05:51:56] and stop wasting everybody's time.
[05:51:59] And you know, by the way, these are all, like,
[05:52:01] last-second dodges.
[05:52:03] By the way, these are all last-second dodges.
[05:52:06] What a brain with another dodge!
[05:52:14] Adam to the list
[05:52:17] Hey, there's another one for but a brain
[05:52:19] Hope he's just dodging so we look at his OP IDG
[05:52:24] Hey, this guy just got pissed off that my support didn't swap
[05:52:43] Yeah, so our draft is this and I have to blind pick lowy that vartus picks card me
[05:53:26] Is it really that bad though a different skin?
[05:54:05] Right in the mood. No dodge pussies. I got it open. I I got it open
[05:54:14] I thought it seems gonna be so boring bro. I think this guy's so boring to play against not a lot
[05:54:51] He actually just plays the most annoying top laners like just range top lanes, but it's not like a range top
[05:54:57] That's doesn't even the range top that does nothing. It's miserable actually
[05:55:08] Oh wait, they have amazing you're right if we win a little bit of energy. That's just coaching those work
[05:55:15] That's great too. Thanks Amiri appreciate that
[05:55:26] Lucian's 1900 LP with the fuck wait
[05:55:29] This means that, uh, maybe I won't lose so much.
[05:55:32] Oh, no.
[05:55:33] My support's heavy.
[05:55:37] Ghostblade?
[05:56:02] I think Lee's camping top, I don't know why.
[05:56:04] I don't know what the fuck happened.
[05:56:34] They assumed they were ghostjanging?
[05:56:38] All lanes are dead.
[05:56:58] All lanes dead.
[05:56:59] This game's over.
[05:57:00] My dana's getting mind-controlled right now.
[05:57:19] Oh my god, like I said, bot lane's over.
[05:57:31] How'd I go try him?
[05:57:32] Who went, uh, the orb?
[05:57:43] How did I go try him?
[05:57:44] He loses, you'll make me so happy.
[05:58:14] Watch and ask, let's see.
[05:58:19] You're over the nerf APA, Corki, I'm the neighbor's flikeless. Somebody was telling me that, uh, no, wait.
[05:58:24] Don't play that.
[05:58:25] They play next week, they're bi.
[05:58:29] When you talk about flikeless,
[05:58:41] they face when I spread misinformation.
[05:58:43] Why does it have a bi?
[05:59:01] No, it's fucking Team Liquid does.
[05:59:27] Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy.
[05:59:32] I've been turned around now with Black Fliver changes.
[05:59:47] I've built, I've played them twice.
[05:59:49] First game, I play against Ash cops with my cart of bells. They're all ranged.
[05:59:56] I haven't noticed anything different.
[05:59:59] Boots now, I mean it's killable.
[06:02:22] FML, my mom just yelled at me because my TV is too loud. Have to watch with headphones on now.
[06:02:28] Oh no.
[06:02:47] Amazing to X.
[06:02:49] My worst player in League of Legends, history.
[06:03:38] Eddie Midbett is cringe now. I mean, there was no Eddie Midbett.
[06:03:41] playing AD or bot. I swear to Annie mid and to AD they will FF at 15. You're a terrible
[06:04:14] league. I'm sure I rank, bro. Annie literally can't clear waves, so what happens when they
[06:04:20] just right click per month? There's no flash. I'm gonna hit like 2. Personally, I flashed
[06:06:14] there. I'm gonna try stride. I'm playing for this. I don't need some push. It's a
[06:09:16] You're a big one.
[06:09:22] Finally, when you were younger, did you prefer Red Tube or the Hub?
[06:09:30] Really? Hot.
[06:09:55] Or you know, you have advantage.
[06:11:22] He almost had to DC there.
[06:11:24] If he was out of wards and killed a fucking bit, it couldn't have happened to a better person.
[06:11:50] It couldn't have happened to a better person.
[06:11:52] You see, do you keep recalling? I'm not sure.
[06:12:21] Rank 2 is totally...
[06:12:28] She was a bit upset.
[06:12:57] The skin is a little bit too smooth for me.
[06:13:00] Double slow.
[06:13:17] She was everywhere here, the cat she lives.
[06:13:19] Hold the L, oh she flashed, okay.
[06:13:25] Alright, got him.
[06:13:27] Got him, got him!
[06:13:29] Let's go, worth!
[06:14:28] Worth!
[06:14:30] but i watch on youtube with no tylen 1.com return i would like another yes it will
[06:14:40] thank you bro yes it was initially returned i hit that whole i can kill but bro i think i healed
[06:14:49] barred hornet's about to stables your champion i know you're annoying the
[06:15:57] shit out of me be getting ran around the map because i'm getting a lot of gold
[06:16:50] So that's amazing x-rolling.
[06:17:53] For Team OE 5th, you have amazing x on your goddamn team.
[06:18:46] What do you want your top laner to do?
[06:18:48] The game is lost.
[06:18:50] Blame Riot Games for not having, for not showing names of chipslet.
[06:18:56] Also, that is plus 21.
[06:18:58] That means we are officially, before we start, the Middle East server challenge
[06:19:05] above 900 LP.
[06:19:06] Oh, before me.
[06:19:11] I am your king!
[06:19:17] Couple games again all night, and then I'll see you guys on Saturday. You'd say this I don't know what you're saying shut up
[06:19:46] business
[06:19:47] There's sleep tonight. Yeah a little bit. She wakes up a couple times a night. Bye
[06:20:16] Streaming on Saturday or co-streaming LCS
[06:20:18] Being late with flight is part of my last game. I forgot I started so fucking late
[06:20:31] So let's get one solid
[06:20:36] Jared game. I mean I'll give another couple really well or actually played well almost every game
[06:20:44] Every I'm gonna say every game. I played well
[06:20:48] Fuck it every game. I put well every game this game. I played well this game
[06:20:52] I actually played well Cody Sun gap and a basic X gap played well played well played well played well played extremely well played
[06:20:59] Well made 1v9 made any me top-range quit. They will other matchmaking changes not live
[06:21:23] No, let's see us shirts at 1 a.m. in Saudi Arabia. Okay, and
[06:21:31] How's that bother me bro? I'm gonna be up 60 hours a day. Who cares you extend to cut stream
[06:22:14] There's no shooting tomorrow. No, I got a fly home early
[06:22:18] Or I got a early flight tomorrow, and I want to spend time with sailor before I leave
[06:22:23] And Kayla you guys laughing what what is funny about what I just said?
[06:22:42] That is funny about what I just said. I said nothing funny by the way
[06:22:46] In your baby's asleep I know but tomorrow morning I gotta wake up extra early.
[06:22:54] By the way I'm getting big again.
[06:22:58] Times your flight early I'm not telling you the exact time.
[06:23:19] Why aren't you typing to your lobby?
[06:23:27] True.
[06:23:28] Going to the gym out there yeah I am.
[06:24:00] I've been lifting heavy now for it's been about six weeks.
[06:24:41] Who was it?
[06:24:42] I can't check it's too low elo.
[06:24:43] Dodge Tracker only works?
[06:24:46] Above Masters.
[06:24:47] Unfortunately you're not allowed to suck at the game.
[06:24:58] Nobody cares if you suck.
[06:25:00] Yeah, we got Philip dot damn. We got a lot of amateur players dodging guys. Can we focus up?
[06:25:08] Will dodged
[06:25:10] Phillip dodged breezy dodged
[06:25:14] We're doing guys
[06:25:16] Scrims starting or what he's uh?
[06:25:28] Want to be pros a little bit scared or what I mean to be fair if they're dodging
[06:25:34] That means they care about winning
[06:25:36] Because they don't want to lose.
[06:25:39] I'm not leveling an account.
[06:26:07] I have a level 30 account, but it's from Riot.
[06:26:12] But there's two kinds of Riot accounts.
[06:26:14] LoL and DiamondMMR. I don't know what kind we're getting.
[06:26:17] I kind of want to try Conquer.
[06:26:45] Okay, I'm going to try it.
[06:26:47] I'm going Conquer, Ghost.
[06:26:56] I don't think I'm against Nasus. I think I'm against Morg.
[06:27:27] Actually, I'm going to go Conquer.
[06:27:39] But I'm gonna take a big night. All right last game lads
[06:27:58] Dub ironic with those 20 gifted subs putting us above 18
[06:28:05] Thousand will we make it nine days left for eight remember?
[06:28:20] Thank you ironic pie your mods frozen ill subs
[06:28:45] This is the dumbest bet I've ever seen in my life
[06:28:48] That might be the stupid shit I've ever seen
[06:28:58] when mods try to get creative. Dude, no remake. Oh my fucking god. Thank you. Holy shit.
[06:29:27] I'm lagging or what? I'm pretty sure if I played that whole scenario better, like that
[06:30:56] whole thing, I get level 2. I played this matchup yesterday, didn't we? Or the day
[06:31:19] before? I actually don't like it. I feel like it's a very boring matchup. No proxy
[06:31:40] I need to. I worked, I guess? I don't know. I mean, it's not that bad. He
[06:32:23] He actually misses the wave
[06:32:50] There's a compliment this guy. Oh most sick
[06:33:34] There's just kind of how it plays out
[06:34:11] Dan I keep forgetting to get
[06:34:16] So fight if I don't really want it. Hmm. I'll think about it
[06:34:44] I'll surely that 78. What's up, brother?
[06:34:47] Copper Wolf at sub Australian Rico ABC but virgin broad solid rush fears. Well, that's what's up. Thank you
[06:35:04] but virgin just read the names on the list sorry this matchup can't be good
[06:35:35] from here or how proxy correct it's clean though even obviously it's scary
[06:36:10] but I sure it pays rush owner try conquer again though keep forgetting like
[06:36:48] W reduces damage by 30% I really feel like playing so
[06:37:04] Sup zombie, how you doing bro?
[06:37:09] Bb, all spells are summed up, it's a freebie.
[06:38:32] The W is my.
[06:38:36] Push this wave, sorry bro.
[06:38:39] Yeah, I know you've been helping a lot, but I need to push this wave, I'm sorry bro.
[06:38:43] That's Rylah's cap, let's see.
[06:39:12] Top gap bitch, play.
[06:39:22] Well, I get paid the big bucks, and this is why you watch.
[06:39:26] I keep being a dance guys guys tell me to dance kind of makes me not want to dance
[06:39:56] Interesting, I need phase rush
[06:40:38] And now this is what we're talking about
[06:40:41] Only plays gear in this account, so I'm learning how to hit rank one
[06:41:17] Don't feel like playing as you are a superstar. Just take the win. Oh, boy
[06:41:33] Then fight the word not talking to me and I did get a haircut. Okay has a
[06:42:06] I like this guy a lot. Let's go, baby. I'll also turn it for that. Oh, I got a first turn. That's so much gold
[06:43:05] It's a lot
[06:43:50] With a gun
[06:44:13] Fuck is trying to surrender you save my cue my life
[06:45:25] And you're not in rack to this guy they're gonna stack so much armor though. Did I go more reminder Nick?
[06:45:42] I'm gonna be honest who else matches
[06:46:10] I don't want to go think all the armor
[06:46:35] Oh go go go
[06:46:42] macro to use the full
[06:47:02] Artillery this matchup by the way has ought to be asked. It's kind of like so bad. I'm kind of getting mad
[06:47:37] This guy's terrible. It's worse than Camille matchup really
[06:48:08] I've played Mordekaiser all these years like this guy is not ain't no talkalicious
[06:48:24] Now it's phase rush I would have I mean more serious
[06:49:54] I mean that I can do there the two and four Mordekaiser just threatens old my team sucks
[06:50:24] hey stop looking at my feet stop with the booba my god it's had a nipple slip
[06:50:38] this NASA's is massive I have no idea what we do I can't play macro cuz
[06:51:23] Mordekaiser just ulted to me. I mean is there a point where I can just get strong enough to if I can beat Mordekaiser we can win
[06:51:29] Alright 1v4
[06:53:06] We got this
[06:54:11] Pays to be a believer baby, but the flash is a lot of damage. This is after solo dying. Yeah, he's pissed. Oh well
[06:55:02] Pussy boy
[06:55:26] I'm your pussy. You know what this guy's right. Let's go thing. So lost
[06:56:56] Wait, I think we actually wait this increases
[06:57:00] Double shield and heals too. They get all this farm for free. Oh my god
[06:57:08] Well, there's a good news
[06:57:12] Right in the darkness. I did it flash dog more
[06:58:09] Will never fly boy boy child boy the fuck trying to get this guy's opi gg
[06:58:51] The last game guys reminder
[06:58:53] guys I am not going to be here tomorrow. I'm not just taking the day off because I'm flying to
[06:58:59] re-add for the challenge me vs. Bufius five days whoever gets higher rank. Okay that starts on
[06:59:08] Monday but I will be live on Saturday and Sunday doing LCS co-stream okay so you won't see me
[06:59:19] tomorrow, but you'll see me Saturday and Sunday. We understand this. And it's business related.
[06:59:27] I'm worried. Okay. Overall, good day. We hit 900 LP by the way. Rank 174. I'm in prime shape,
[06:59:37] bro. There's no better day than today. I am peeking out of my mind. The hands are hot.
[06:59:43] the age is young, I'm back, baby.
[06:59:45] And that's it for us.
[06:59:46] Hit the subs, the ds, the follow, so I'm in Twitter, I mean, it's the a squad, we have
[06:59:51] this bitch mother fuckers!
[06:59:53] And with that being said, I'll see you ugly, degenerate, loser, unloved, p-wats.