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UNMATCHED !! EVERYTHING !! NONE EVER LIVED LIVE EXIST CLOSE ! simple way thought ! BUT ME ? 1000 step ahead !! darn this guy goods ! TRUE !
08-14-2024 · 8h 09m
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Yes, yes, yes. He missed me, of course.
Who doesn't?
Nobody, right?
I have so much stuff going on.
Actually, you'll know about it sooner.
Soonish, eventually.
But I'm so busy, bro.
I'm so busy, bro.
I'm just such a hard worker.
That's all I gotta say.
Uh, was gone yesterday.
Had too much going on.
But one thing I can gladly sure do is miss say LaRue got her shots
I don't know we specifically what kind but yeah, so I had to go there, you know, that's heartbreaking
You know how and I think I said it last time dude babies are so innocent
They are man. Like all they know is joy
happiness
Getting whatever they want
Smiles fed that like first time they feel pain breaks my heart
Breaks my heart
It did it if you don't have a child and you've never like went for that dude it is
It is heartbreaking I'm not gonna lie. It's so sad. It's so sad
It's so sad like no, okay, obviously, but seeing your precious little cargo cry. Oh my god, man
So that was yesterday. She's a good
She now weighs, any guesses, 18 pounds.
She is in the 95th percentile per weight.
She only grew since last deployment, an inch and a half.
18 pounds, we speak America over here.
None of that third world country metric system BS.
18 right
Have to gal have gonna be just be just like her pops
So yesterday not too bad today busy day today got a lot going on had a great lift
Did it climb to chest? Oh, I suppose to get a haircut
Well, I suppose to get a haircut before I leave by the way, I leave on Friday
So you guys see me today tomorrow won't see me Friday. You'll see me Saturday
We're co-streaming. I don't think the challenge starts until like the 19th or something though. It when is that?
Monday, so Saturday co-stream, Sunday co-stream. I don't know. We'll see. I'm gonna get a haircut, bro.
Apparently, you get a schedule appointment for barbers. Last time I just called same day.
My barber wasn't able to see me and my barber, yes, I have one of those, my barber, my barber, my barber,
My barber barber can't see me until Saturday. Does he know I got to work?
bro
Hello, I I left him a hefty tip last time bro. Hello
Barber
Look at me. I look crazy. It is for this bro. It is what it is. It is what it is
He must not know
He must not know how important I am
What if I tell him that this haircut is going to be seen by billions of people across the world?
Your business could flourish
Flourish whatever it's called
That is the shit I'm talking about when I say paint exposure by the way like my exposure
Reaches the clouds. I am a big big deal true any truers
anyway
In case you missed it, we are having a 1v1 against the Bufius or whatever the fuck his name is who knows who cares
The 19th starting Monday
First one so highest rank in five days on the Middle Eastern server wins
Which by the way
I was watching again. God bless my soul and the gods. I'm sorry
I was watching this absolute dipshit degenerate scrub play.
This kid fucking sucks, and I mean that as respectfully and humbly as possible.
He is fucking terrible at League of Legends.
Truly terrible.
But, I think all his accounts are whitelisted, seriously, by Riot Games US.
This kid wouldn't climb on an NA server 100%.
I've never seen a player get carried as hard as he consistently gets carried for
doing nothing in my entire life. Never. Never, bro. It is disgusting what this guy does.
But like I said, he's on a whitelisted account. I told you guys, when I was in EU, they wouldn't
ban that stream sniper who was griefing me and like going like 0 and 15 of my games.
They wouldn't ban that guy because if they banned him, they would have to ban this kid
it and Riot EU just want it do it. Seriously this is true that's what happened on EOS forcing
me to play off stream. That's actually what happened that's actually the feedback I've
gotten. His account is whitelisted so that he can it's so that he's able to win games
and climb with this shitty fucking 80 desigame. It's true it's true he's trash man. So
I was like bro I need to fuck us up and get prepared for this challenge. I watched
Stream for I literally press I wash it for 10 minutes, bro. I
Pressed I told him by the way it shit you suck your own 11, right?
Seeing that left
Who cares bro, it's not gonna challenge doesn't matter. It'll be like works. It'll be Kate in case you missed it
We are now at 865 LP challenger tier
Top 200 by the way, the big deal actually a big deal
We went 6-4 last stream, dude, I don't know what it is, I queue bot lane, I lose 3 games,
I queue top, I win every game.
So where's it gonna do it again today?
I'm queuing bot, it's gonna be disgustingly terrible, I'm gonna rage, I'm gonna get tilted,
I'm gonna queue top, win every game.
Lock load, let's go.
Oh, there's a patch note!
Fruits, I heard somebody talk about, somebody talk about, look at those buttons, don't
work.
or some bullshit. I can find this.
Alright, what we got?
Break back Hannah, not even gonna bother reading.
Oh wait.
Oh, they're talking to me!
Thou break greatest with patch 1416
and the Triumph Theant, key one.
They already know I've won the challenge.
Let's go, Riot is on my side.
Let's go, baby.
They're talking directly to me.
No problem.
Is anybody nerfs just corki? Okay, maybe we won't have to see corki only in pro play fucking put me to sleep
Put me to sleep
decline this
Buffs whatever systems whatever just whatever oh
Shit ranks what about the end?
Hey, what is let me check the client it is in 41 days
Honest to God. I guess this means I just got a camp challenger like like I mean what?
All these other losers do it and nobody these guys play 14 games in 14 days one game a day
Nobody says anything
Nobody says anything
Right
They just camp it. It's the cringiest shit ever. So fuck it. I'm just gonna keep it
I'm just gonna camp it and didn't challenge her so I could be a big dog
Matchmaking improvements. Oh
Oh
Recently, we've seen a lot of player feedback around issues surrounding the balance of blue side red side and off-roll balance
Okay, this patch for making cages to better match off-rolls
Including matching secondaries as if they're off-rolls. Oh my god
God League is fucking saved!
You elicited, it took you literally, hey,
better length than ever, right Billy?
We're fucking doing it.
Now I've talked about this before.
Is it Riot's fault that League of Legends players fucking suck?
Is it?
No, it's not.
Ideally in Riot's perfect world,
everybody is like me and can play every single role.
So then, that game isn't instantly lost,
isn't instantly lost if somebody gets secondary roll.
They can still put up a good fight, right?
But unfortunately, everybody sucks, except for me.
So, right, should have done this way sooner.
They gotta just bite the bullet, it is what it is.
Our player base is fuckin' dogs.
It is what matched the secondary, whatever.
So they said they're gonna count secondaries
as if they were off-roll.
Good, needed, unfortunately, but needed.
We've also made some improvements
to make team versus team balance feel more fair
and not repeatedly place the same players
on the same teams, especially at the top ladder.
Oh my God, will matchmaking finally be balanced?
Actually, I think it's been over a year
of me bitching about it.
Bro, you know what, they say this, right?
Words are just words, you know.
Words are words.
This is what they say.
They say they're, I gotta queue up a few games and see.
Let's see.
It creates off-roll parity.
Both teams should now have more similar amount of players,
auto-filled or placed in the secondary rolls.
Should.
Both teams, shoo.
This is a big word.
Both teams should now have.
It doesn't say both teams will now have,
it says should.
That's a big word to catch.
Seriously, when companies write this shit,
this actually means something.
It's like when you're internet company,
it's like you can get speeds up to five gigs that,
you know what I mean?
That up, that word means a lot.
So what I watch should, so uh-oh, it's a red flag.
Reduced how large LP gaps could be, could be between players in a game.
I think this word's fine.
So they're saying that LP gaps could have been 1k LP, 100 LP.
Decrease the red vs blue side imbalance, especially at higher, I'm gonna have to see it to believe
it.
I like, okay, this is too good to be true.
I gotta see this shit.
I've gotta see this shit.
Bro, I gotta see this.
Ain't no way.
Surty is finished.
Hey, rank one is fucked.
Let me play against that bimbo bastard on what I'm red side.
We'll see, bro.
We'll see.
Ah, it's too good to be true.
It's the, we'll see.
Blue stay and rank blue, they should,
Piddletease, oh my God.
Are we actually doing things?
And this patch will be increasing the penalties for first-time defenders participating in Loser's
forums of right manipulation.
This is account boosting, win trading, and deraking.
Okay.
I'll read these first.
Previous year of warning ban for first-time defenders was short enough that the players
had high ranks to return before ranked K-K didn't.
Now the penalty will last a full 30 days ensuring that these count to a K. The penalty
for a second effect is still permanent ban.
We take behavior very seriously so everyone will leave for warning.
Okay.
Like whatever this whole thing
So they'll be increasing the penalties for first time offenders participating in blah blah blah
So there's a countless in one trading river bro. Okay, but these guys have to get punished at least once
Like, okay, they still have to catch them
This is more like empty words like try to like scare people from doing it
This is like, okay guys the warning is gone. You're now gone for 30 days
You will decay and lose the boosting if we catch you
They don't catch anybody that's that's the issue. They don't catch them to take care of them and
This isn't saying
We're gonna start tackling this harder. It's just saying if they do catch them the first offense is harder
That's all they're saying here
There's a pretty big deal if you guys remember
2022 early 2023 the whole bet arc right
Guys know all those guys we got banned for boosting or wind trading. They only got two week ban
You don't know how much proof I had
All that proof I had everything I had all the evidence you guys don't know the messages I sent the riot
Lengths and lengths of lengths of just notepad docs of me
Explaining exactly why this is griefing how this is griefing how this is wind trading what they're going against what they do in queues
over and over and they just got two week ban and they didn't get two week
banned for win trading they got two week banned for account sharing and it wasn't
even a full two week ban because the original owner of the account could
submit an appeal and get the account back and then I would have to report
them again and then it was a two week ban. I've been a perma after all that
to begin understand you understand are crazy that is and that was the most
obvious shit ever wasn't it the most obvious shit you've ever seen so with
that being said this ranked administration manipulation like boosting
win-trading and deranking technically all these CN accounts that are account
sharing that is boosting that is boost account sharing is boosting if
If they are winning more than it is boot they are not that is ranked manipulation
So all these account shares should be banned, right?
They'll never get in
But if they were to spike the grace of God get me and it's now a two-week
With 30 day
We'll see we'll see. I mean at least they said I look this isn't about this
I don't think this is a major change. They still change this up to catch them. This will see
I don't care about any of this shit, I'm not gonna lie.
This shit is like cake compared to this.
I don't give a fuck about this.
Bro, I can't remember the last time I actually cried about champion balance, except for Garen.
Bro, I spend half my time complaining about red side vs blue side nowadays.
What am I gonna do if it's fixed?
I don't know.
All dead
Here cleaver water prevents champions from applying two stacks for basically
Later king
I mean a lot of people were building this
Five less AD five percent less attack speed
One percent more on hit
You blade, okay
In an effort to chip away at any carry lay down. It's an early game
We're tapping down some really good of thorns played so any carries large amount of time attacking minions through
Through the bot lane minute and more system lane against through versus the by rating
We want to make any carries weaker early aggression lane. Okay, it's like range top lane
Otto's the way even he heals so they're reducing that plus it's less thinker. Okay, we'll see
When I'm top lane, I only go D shields. I don't give a shit
death timers and death guards and whatever we lower death timers as one of several dozen
but we're still blogging the change to 4k3 pretty case where player got killed in lane
but gain an advantage to be teleporting back to lane after 3 lane it's happened to us
yesterday by the way against the irelia she solo killed me i TP'd back her wave was fucked
i killed her she can't play teleport because it's a powerful dude i think they hate tp
me. Brother, I only nerfed TP like 20 times in a row. Yesterday, you know what I fucking
did. I lowered the frugality of the buff case and indirectly nerfed teleport so we're
just gonna buff dead timers and there's something in my throat.
Wow!
I mean, both timers were just gonna buff dead timers, respawn home guards, and it'll
take longer for the teleporting player to return to lane if we're respawning
with a player without it receding. Submitigation, the death guard buffs. Okay, makes the
game slower one increase a little bit movement speed the movement speed is
more makes most it's decaying movement speed over five seconds now it takes
days over eight seconds above
brings the phone from a death guard start going down has been made more
generous okay move faster arena don't give a shite okay that's nice I don't
give a shit bro I am dude this is like whatever this I like I said I doubt
It gets punished the problem is just not getting punished. Let's cue the fuck up and see this
Let's cue the fuck up and see this
Brother, I'm gonna riot. I'm gonna be on this like a hawk by the way. I'm not lying
I think this should word is gonna carry a lot of weight here
I am gonna be analyzing champ selects and player versus player and secondary role like a hawk if you guys fuck this up
You could have just stayed silent stayed ignorant
Pretended to be ignorant and not said anything. You went you didn't have to do this
You went out of your way you you verbalized it right?
Put it on paper. I
Gotta see some improvement not kidding bro
I'm not kidding
Fuck up those shirts. It's gonna hit like a truck. I pray to God that well no
I don't I think I think you didn't like I
Gotta pull it back up actually let me read that again. This actually I this actually means something
Finally to me.
Let me read this again.
So they decreased the red side versus blue side imbalance.
How?
Also made some improvements to make team versus team balance feel more fair.
How though?
Did I repeatedly place the same players on the same teams?
The bullets already did.
Like this is good for both teams.
Match secondary.
Wait, so this pretty much confirms everything I was bitching about was right by the
way.
You guys understand that right?
Like I'm not fucking delusional.
This means that when you were blue side, you did in fact have more auto-fill than red side
plus red side had the higher MMR.
This literally means everything I bitched about while I was completely right.
It was bugged.
It had to be bugged.
Blue side at higher MMR, you 100% had more off-roll.
100%.
I don't know, like, not every game, but like 90% of the game.
Bro, I play too much to not know it.
bugs red side was too strong and I mean I still lost a lot of red side games I'm
just saying was it me did listen to me am I changing the game for the better you
mean blue side had more second-role players in red more second-role players
and more true autofill or harpersing or what's up yeah and a collective lower
LP it was actually so fucked up
I don't know why no top counterpick, but I felt blue side mids got counterpick, and that actually matters.
But it mattered less because AD carries were meta.
So both blue side and red side would go 80 mid high elo anyway, right?
So it would like even out the blue side mid counterpick, and make the red side counterpick more.
Well as mid side is not like bot, mid is not like top, top lane counterpick hurts worse.
source. All I'm gonna say is, I'm the face of League of Legends, gotta be. I get co-streaming
rights, bro. Somehow, within a week, I gain 500 LP. In the very next patch, they patch
Matt Redside vs. Blueside and are gonna start handling account traders, boosters, etc.
Like, oh my god, is this the road to rank 1 officially happening? I've finally been
white listed by riot? Corporate must got a call. I told you my lawyers would be in contact.
There was some racial profiling going on in my games beforehand. I said what I said. Big
teased lawyers. Fucked up. Yeah I've seen that Peter that's crazy. It doesn't bother
you. Low elo players don't matter. Like don't even read the changes. It's just
higher MMR. You don't matter. Sorry. You're so terrible and bad at the game your opinion
in the hold 0-8 and you're in game quality nobody gives a shit about okay
perfect test very first game of the day I am auto-filled jungle so am redside that
doesn't really happen so enemy team should have auto-filled and should be
jungle if what they said is right again the should word should they will be
filled oh this is looking a bit sassy here back those 10 gifted subs brother
I love you I love you a lot these texts of different than missing something
Okay, so I'm autofill my jungle to be my mid is secondary roll
We are being tested here Ivern that's interesting because usually only one trick Iverns pick Ivern
Oh, whoa, Ryan surely not though, right? Hey, dude, and I'm just gonna like yes
I'm bro. There's no way hold on. I gotta do my runs. What's missing? Why is this look different? Oh?
There's no crud or scuttle crap. I think it matters
Okay, so I have one true autofill need and one off roll or one second a roll one autofill one second
They roll there is no way I loaded to this match
And it is five on
Here we go. We're about to fight the fuck out ladies and gentlemen is what they said correct
Here we go. I can't wait. Hey game started
Pull up the OP dot GG their top plays top this guy plays jungle this guy plays 80 carry
I know that I don't know who their mid is
Or their support
Hey, they're mid lane
Their mid is
Guys probably I'm gonna say this guy's top main
mid secondary that should kind of hard but I'm just gonna say that I'm for for
like mental purposes I don't think he's filled and their supports all the time
rule so they have zero autofill zero not one autofill player none they have one
secondary role that's not matched already I believe their team okay
Let's look at their team LP. They have three grandmasters though. I have five challengers, but they're two
challengers are
1,000 LP nobody on my teams above 1,000 actually my top is I don't know so I wonder if
We didn't get a lot higher LP, but we got auto-fill jungle. I'm not sure I have to do more research
game. The red side though Yo, it's a pyropea. Yeah, I know what I'm saying. You're like
a legal-edged scientist? True. Too busy an OP.GGA action. Wait, where this guy's at?
Good luck to figure it out. Have a problem. Play safe. Hold it. I didn't see him. He's
taking it. Flash. It's all good. He's off for all. Off for all first timing.
Jannix's fucking parents hate him. It's all good. Just sweat it. I like your
pretty good flash for him actually tried to predict that flash I guess I'm gap to
the jungle sorry I'm gap sorry guys so sorry so sorry I'm so sorry watch sorry
guys I'm sorry I should check this I don't see the angle they got my this is
Um, this is, uh, definitely not happening now.
I'd say fuck it, you're sending it.
He gives a shit, he gave a fuck.
Which of the game hit is what it's-
Uhhh...
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
Like, it's ghosting?
I mean, he could've Oracle'sed over the wall, to be fair.
Both of my camps.
Oh my fucking lord is there for so long.
He had...
...rubs.
Not kidding me.
Oh, now my A carries, uh, I think that's a breakdown.
and above carries her a lot carry this game looks like we're done going in
we're bought now lane swap honestly that's probably not good as you know arm
up we scale arm up we scale guys I've lost so many brand generals matches
because of support they carry something to break down I mean these guys got to be
I'll say I mean we'll say worth I guess like this will say word ace attorney. What's up, brother?
You should have ran back top son. I
Yeah, jinx me it is just get the farming and their pikes from a roaming. I have nothing boxed. I'd imagine it awarded
Like for grubs. I don't know like finally fucking showed those four bot or four made anyway
I mean I only have a winning top and I don't even know if he's winning. Where else can I play?
Ergot, Ari? What the fuck is his team?
Yo, what am I playing?
Like why did it? Ergot part of the Ivern.
Am I missing something? It's like Nautilus missing every hook, whatever.
Jinx ult missing, okay, but dude, Ergot has to lead. You only play fucking Ergot.
Oh, he did and missed wait, he must have been a way late then no I'm talking about when he was CC
Thank you hungry
Yeah, it's when this game. I don't think we do
Holy fuck we actually just built a hundred to zeroed by fucking a mess
I don't know what you said. He's right the minus three dollars. I'm gonna play league's fighting game. Never
Does it go to cities here?
Dragon
I supposed to win this game. I mean if my bot lane is with his dog shit
Like the problem is not even necessarily in math. It's the pipe
Which I've had pipe players play this back and it went about as
I didn't expect it to be one of the outline.
But no, it's maybe a lot of scale.
Like bro, how can I even play the game by the way?
Is this a fucking joke?
Yeah bro.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
Sick.
Sora!
Thank you brother!
We were refreshing outscaled him.
Yep, he sure do.
I have a jungle item guys.
MF died, she hit flash.
Her flash was down.
Good quality death.
That regardless it was completely fucked the fight was fucked. They're getting flanked. It's all it was all dog shit
I had one camp told I had Rylize. It was all just trash. It's not we're not serious this game
Lab Rylize is my power spike guys. I think we hit Rylize and we just five man
That's literally it
Get Rylize five man mid. There's nothing else to do is serious
You're no TP. We gotta hit this because Nautilus R, Nautilus ult, my jinx is misposition. She can't get back in and that's a so balanced. She's 15 kills to be to small. What up? Let's try guys.
We'll get it next time. I mean, what can you do bro? If we're too awful in my bot lane, like, yes, I get it. Their best players are their bot lane, but I mean, does it go like this?
This is what double like all four bot layers are challenger is this what I have 1.2k challenge challenger 80 theory and
100 LP here. Is this the difference? I gotta say
Singular thing guys. I don't think we uh, I think we uh
Put a little bit of a fib we did a little little lion and that patch notes didn't wait bad sample size, right?
So, regardless, okay, so this was the OP.GG of this absolute dog shit game.
Alright, this is it.
So, five challengers versus two challengers.
I guess this guy's like two wins from Challenger.
So, even if that's three.
These guys are 1.2KLP, 1.611, whatever.
So, yes, they're four LP higher.
My mid is off-roll, first time in gym, but this guy got off-roll, so let's try and work this out here.
Try and cope a bit.
So, the game put me, Challenger, true autofill. I was true autofill jungle,
And my 1.1 thousand LP top laner was put mid lane
1.3k on rule 1.2k. I'm running out of care on roll this guy. Let's check a zeer's profile
What do we think this guy Q mid or top?
primary
I have this guy
I'm gonna have this guy actually this is actually needs to be added
It's kind of hard because if this game's mid, right?
this games mid
Top top top top mid
Top mid top mid top mid mid mid
Jungle I think this is what matchmaking was done. So mid mid. So it's like half at half. Okay, okay
So they're top primary or mid private. So let's just say both. It's top primary. He's secondary role. I means jungle jungle me
That means top top me
They have no autofill, so let me add up all the LP, I mean LP doesn't matter because it's in the bar.
Yeah, I don't think, actually fair point, you don't get IQ top lane, and I do not get this many mid-games.
This is too many mid-games.
But it's, it's, I can't just decide that by that, I guess you gotta ask this guy.
Does he get, okay, so let's just say that he isn't autofill.
But that would mean that we got double off-roll, one off-roll, one true autofill.
And these guys are down to 300 LP, which would mean that the exact patch that Riot set, everything that wouldn't happen, literally just happened.
Alright, let's see how my bot lane, my double challenger bot lane lost.
For one, not bad, but Jinx's chunk has to blow Flash.
Jin gets ganked, I don't think he sees it right away.
Okay, how do we die? Flash, man, because he's off-roll first-timing Jin mid.
So actually he doesn't have to flash, he just has to run away by the way.
This guy just has to right click backwards and he lives.
But because he's secondary role, he literally couldn't give any fucking shits.
Just because it's the way it works.
Like he has flash up, but honest to God he just right clicks backwards.
I'ma be honest, he lives.
Guys getting ink, they have dropped not a single ward so they're dead for free.
And you had flash.
I'm gonna say
All things considered let's say this guy like on the secondary rolls match
Okay, regardless. It's
Autofill jungle vs. Onroll jungle that just never happened
If we said we're gonna fix it wouldn't that be the first thing we ever fix
That's like one of the things that can never happen, right? Like you can't ever be autofill jungle
against a gentleman. Third wager, regardless of how bot lane played out, I should have
been against Autofill. Duo bot, enemy break the queue, oh was enemy bot lane duo queue?
Oh, except for their 1.2000 LP low elo fuck. Best, it matched the secondary roles. At
best. It matched secondary roles, it did not match Autofill. So what if that just
Starts happening now instead they fixed secondary roles to match secondary but now it's just perma gonna fuck up auto-fill
These freaks pissed me off, man. I'm not gonna lie. I'm true
What are the odds that the very first game I get true? I get auto-filled jungle and then it's it's not working
That can't right it happens again restart the client. We'll see
Game one though. I'm saying it doesn't work
We'll see how game 2 is.
He knows they were, those were all autofilled and not glue eaters queuing into dumb rolls
Rather because I was the one fucking autofilled you idiot. You stupid
But you're the glue eater, bro. Fuck you, right? Fucking disgusting pieces of shit. And this guy has no reason to lie
So they're fucking just dog shit fucking liars. I'm saying that should word these fucking retards over there
like bro so so we had to off-roll against zero
zero after these fucking freaks come out
with this patch by the way we had one
auto-fill not match and we had one
secondary role not match but what dude
just like you didn't just have to come
out and lie by the way you could have
just said nothing like you could have
just shut the fuck up like you've been
right? They'd be quietly incompetent, but just like fucking shit down our
throat with that disgusting lie, like why? I mean, like why? I don't understand. And I
did it, you kind of like, um, had a safe word here, right? That now you can go
back and be like, well actually look, we said, look guys, hey, hey, we said it
should it should both teams should now have a more similar amount of players
auto-filled or again should first game I get to fill verse 0
disgusting bro placebo I mean right when a hundred percent does placebo should
all the time to make people like try and stop talking about it like for like
Gragas got nerfed recently, but before he did get nerfed, he did a little mini Gragas buff
because everybody was picking Gragas in every lane and support role, and I swear to God, it did nothing.
But people just stopped playing Gragas.
I think it was like gnar, people just stopped playing gnar.
True, maybe I'm not high enough, Elo.
Maybe I'm not high enough, Elo.
Dude, just read this shit, by the way.
We're making changes to better match off-rolls, including matching second-gallies as if they were off-rolls.
It's been one game. All it takes is one game for that to happen.
Just swap the fucking mid lanes!
At least then it's J-Auto-Fill.
So I'm the only one that gets fucked in that case.
Dude, I'm saying, imagine you're a working man like me, a father.
You get time for one game. You sit down at your computer. That's the game you get
Right after you get excited reading these changes like bro. Nobody
I keep saying it. No sane fucking person is playing this goddamn game where uh, where these
Uncompetent bastard devs just like shit all over you constantly and take you for a fucking fool
That's true. Dre
Bro, if I showed a writing if if I showed a rant employee
that last game what they say well you see that word should there it should in
this scenario it did not we'll try and figure out why that is I hate the
fuckers I do it is swap top ladders it would have been matches the funny
part well no because I'm still autofill secondary would be better you
Q bot, yeah first couple games of the stream I always Q bot lane
Because they're guaranteed losses and then I get pissed off and I Q top and we just somehow play better than win
We lock in bro 0-3 to 6 at 4 yesterday. Yeah, but that wasn't even like the biggest part like uh
It's that's happened like I don't know how many days are oh, let's take a peek at this one
Really blue side you like card this bot. I don't I never play it playing brand the brand
The most pointless pageant we've ever seen, they nerfed Corky, they nerfed D-Blade, alright
what we got?
Top lane, yo, I got this guy Ghost, I'm so stupid, I'm just playing this guy before
I did.
I ended this same thing against him last game where I sat here, let me keep that bush
perfectly.
Alright so my top lane is secondary role.
Their top lane is top top main jungle on roll.
I'm on roll.
My mid laner is lobby.
Okay, my mid laner is also secondary roll.
Their mid lane is, I think this guy's queuing mid.
Yep, this guy's 100% queuing mid.
Alright, so mid laner is on roll.
There he is, got to ask him after, plays a lot.
No farm, looking like we got two secondary rolls.
First, uh, first zero.
Based off enemy's name, support names, I'm just going to assume they're uh, I don't
mean I did it both blue side and side.
And again, if they literally just didn't even add that to the patch or say anything,
I would, you know, not be unseated.
I mean they went out of their way and did and lied.
For what?
For fun?
I guess so.
Really that's fun nowadays just you know lying on the internet idiot
The owners of jello made okay, so it's two. Well, we gotta ask you
Two worse one isn't bad. It didn't lie. They said should
Bag I am baiting like a fucking G. This is too obvious. They're mixed
That bush could have been worded. Okay, so I fear it's worth
Beautiful beautiful beautiful. Got all their sums as well
build me going mallie hi-ji I heard your job now yes wait I thought I flash wait I
saw a flash my twitman bonkatee twitman okay as real fire as I die here I think
it's gonna fucking sprint it it's problems though make it much easier oh we
didn't just do that oh my fucking god we're retarded I mean that was all of
us gonna focus too good we're gonna focus was fine actually just swap the
Kaisa.
Then died.
Ugh.
Guys do us flash!
Flash for exhaust, not bad.
Makes us able to get this bounty, you know, eventually.
Right.
Surely we get this guy's bounty while his flash is down.
Right.
Right.
Right, right, right.
Wait, my Seraphine's autofill too.
I wonder if it's not bugged again, and it's like putting all that on one side again.
Last game, it would have been balanced if like, there was at least one off-roll, because it classifies out of...
So, in the system's word, this means that we have...
...3s. I think it's bugged, actually. I think it's just bugged again.
Like, they tried to fix it, but they fucked something up again.
I- it's...
Because this one would have ever happened.
Last pat. You would never get 3 secondary rolls. That actually isn't it. That's... that's actually a bug.
Because the system would obviously put one on any...
The higher LP? I don't think LP matters because they said that they would go, they would balance roles.
Their midch is better than ours.
So it's like, what do you do?
So what? It's just like not worth killing or what?
Like, you've literally broken the game again?
Like, dude, let me do anything.
If you're that fucking terrible at your job, do nothing.
Well, all these other things, will we piss them off? Yes!
It's like when they nerf the same champion because it just shows they're incompetent.
It just like re like sort of like they shouldn't have a job. It makes it like that much more clear
Okay, these guys are way under a qualified
way
Whereas if they just do nothing you just like like stay ignorant like yeah, who knows maybe they are qualified, you know that is
Probably got more things to work on. Oh the client just you know doesn't let him do that
Avoid yes
Vote no, bro. Vote no so you can play some more or buy.
On. Vote no, vote no.
Vote no, guys. Vote no so you can stay in this fucking match. Vote no.
Which, okay, to be honest, what if this, like, matchmaking's this terrible?
But what if I got, like, a plus 26 from this?
What do I mean? Like, then, honest to God, it can be worth it.
Fine, fine!
Are you just serving on a Blasting Wand?
80, Carry Main, Autofilled. Who gives a shit, bro?
Oh, wait a minute.
Let's just build uh build MR. Yo just build MR easy win. Ha ha
Lola
You like the challenger back
I mean, I barely noticed it bro
I really never recall. I just uh die
So I don't see it that much
Maybe if we didn't grief that bot dived we could have one from bot side, you know
But then even then my seraphine's still off role so she's not gonna know how to ward anything like that
And regardless of that their top side still fed like this guy's infinitely more. He's like, you know, whatever but
Why does this item still exist?
Like you're just like destined to play in this doomed game with
That was lost for matchmaking for what what we do their teams always shit
I mean it's like they're playing it's all like they're going to be bad
It is what is it just that before who gives a fuck nowadays now that they made that fucking
shitty change even addressed it now I'm just getting more tilted when these
things happen what are we doing oh it was at the top it true but they added it
to the top wasn't at the bottom it was like the first thing you fucking read
before that the fucking nurse even I was white at the top and they're glad
of the room king oh sweet nice shit oh blade got nerfed that's good for us
killing guys killing we got this him soul play elder maybe they'll just stop
stacking him are it's triple AD the nerf of blade is Cho'Gath playable if you
think Cho'Gath wasn't able to blade obviously I've been winning more Cho'Gath
games I should think he's the worst the best champ in the game no but I
don't think he's bad we're now arguing the enemy team is literally
Indie the game anyway. Let's also just vote no guys to Gloria fk like why are we still hitting no like bro? Oh my god
He is
All right. Well, okay
I'm gonna just go ahead and say the two games sample size that it's bug
The bug is not what it's still bugged
Auto fill whatever but everybody gets secondary role and they don't get from the correct
The add their support. There's something like this is actually a good a good thing. No
Also, no more bot.
I had to reset Q after a couple of minutes.
That's not what I was going to say.
Oh.
Hello.
What role did you do for If I May Ask?
Why do they like what you did because you're streamed
knowing they didn't fix shit, knowing you're back
on their blacklist?
What is this, man?
Good one, Kova, good one.
Why am I getting DonoWall?
Hello.
What role did...
...or if I may ask?
Can I see you need to ask now? Can I see some role?
Answer me!
They get us like a heart... Oh my god, Tyler added me!
He messaged me!
Oh my god!
Just wondering...
Okay, so he's double made secondary support.
So this guy got secondary.
Which means we got three secondary roles.
They got one. It is bugged.
It is bugged.
Because if we got three and they got one,
It would have put one of the secondary roles on the other team. Let's check LP. Same thing happened last game.
Let's check their LP. Okay, this is my auto fill. Excuse me, secondary role.
Their secondary role, or excuse me, their on role. It's 200 LP higher. Okay, like I said,
and it's in the Mars. It doesn't matter. On role. I'm on role. Their AD is on role about even.
Their mid's higher. Mine's, let's just say about you. I mean, it's almost even.
So, it's just bugged, right, it's just bugged.
They could have left, okay, let's just brainstorm.
They could have left somebody out of this match.
Blue side is slower than they balanced Autofill, nope, because I just played a red side game
and I had Autofill, more Autofill than them.
Nope, that's not it.
I literally just played on the opposite side, red side, with Autofill and secondary, versus
zero.
Bugs, no bug.
I would argue it's probably worse.
I think they actually made it worse.
I know it's legit, the set issue was fixed and it's not so it's not so it's not Coppeler.
Coppeler won, Child of the Spam Coppeler won, but I mean if you ever get up the game this
will also be a problem for you.
If you ever get the ace, I don't want to see that.
Piss off.
I'm just hoping I'm not lying.
Dude, why do they even say anything?
Like are they fucking stupid?
Bro, are they dumb as shit or what?
Like why even say anything if it's still just completely fucked up?
shut the fuck up man don't say anything you stupid motherfuckers i'm too busy i've had too
busy my day to deal with this bullshit i'm not gonna lie to her i pray to god this lobby isn't as
fucked if i do this up bro i'm gonna be pissed i bet it better match and no if enemy if it's
still bugged on enemy team let's say enemy team gets 50 auto fill i'm still pissed as you're
They're filled check after all the jacks from last game. You think he got his role
Nice
These are spawned I'm gonna wager this area does not roll
I'm gonna wager this guy's not playing the win
To be honest very first-time Katerina this guy is for sure not late. It's cupic. Yeah, he's not trying to win this
uh no at at no at no point they will learn or they will die who knows is there uh there i need to not die
uh supports autofill so wait and i think my support's on roll playing not unless it's tight so that
should be free lp right the new tech that kind of log made for katerina with the q buffs
Sweet.
And the black cleaver, hope it works.
I gotta stay.
I mean I'm gonna tear it up.
Let's just, here's what I'm gonna do.
Auto-Field support, how about I just do literally nothing?
I don't die, I stack every CS.
My team doesn't carry against playing Samarabitch Nautilus.
We go next.
Help Pushers now, isn't that bad for you?
Yes.
I mean it's good.
I think their jungle is trolling.
Got a flash on me.
Shride Aurora.
Yeah, she's my type of champ.
It just has to be a win right do nothing we win, right? I didn't even check this game
So they might have more autofill than pipe
But everybody on my teams on role
I think my mid might be secondary role. What's up French?
Canada your door that's five subs
They're better a word for you for lanes for me personally better because I would get my role every single game no matter what
Because I would ruin the game if I didn't
But that point better.
Nobody's safe.
I can't remember.
He's some streamer, uh...
Oh, he did it?
I mean, Sport Pike is all for all the support.
Nick, look at your guys.
I gotta try, J-
I can't.
I break spot.
I-I don't know.
See, we'll not do it.
We are menace.
What was your first role when you started playing League?
AP Ezreal mid.
My first rank.
I started on Twisted Treelight.
up through guys don't throw we'll have to start playing stupid the tree line was
alright wait after those ranked twisted tree line brother's kind of lurking I'm
not gonna lie oh calm down so that's the scoreboard does bug these guys five
So Ergot couldn't move here. He's gonna try something.
He's for two.
Got his proxy.
What are we doing?
Top camp for the long term.
Nice. Top laner from last game.
We got part of this guy who's gotten secondary roll.
Five times in a row.
Pretty sensed.
That's, you know, it's five to seven brothers.
Ergot's range top is so boring.
Ergot isn't ranged.
I got some melee champ.
There we go for Overwatch Masters.
After the game's not the worst, I think voice comms carries.
I don't know.
What's my Nautilus roaming?
Is he mad?
Can I missing something?
Oh he's now leaving.
Brother your AD is 6-1.
This game is so bad, like bro, these players are such idiots.
It was a complete beatdown, I don't know what happened, something happened bot lane, Nala's
quiet giving insaney thing, just started roaming and running it down, now my general is like
fighting back, I don't know what's going on.
Intimately, Nautilus just stopped playing.
Like, yeah, maybe one of the dives was fucked up.
But even, it was a two for two.
Like, and our AD didn't die, you got the weight, like, that's not even bad.
Nautilus, please play the game, man.
Winnable, guys. Winnable.
Support is a auto-fill, running it for fuck down.
Really? If we just don't win him?
If I hate something, I do not enjoy it.
If I watch something, I must be slain.
I tried.
Here's the FF.
I was on three wards, on vision.
You're playing Katerina with eight dashes.
If that doesn't happen, you have flash.
What are we doing?
Thanks, Art.
I appreciate that, buddy.
Tell everybody yes, sirs.
Mid-fleet checked out by mid-laner.
Never is Katerina.
Here's my ADs found.
I don't know why, like, the game is just fucking weird shit, fucking auto-off, like, you got his one kill, he's three kills, just give me the fuck out.
I'll get three kills, TopGap. What the fuck is going on, but...
I'll just stay in the game, high low, toxic, low low, must be Jesus.
Fucking God. I don't watch his bot, I, like, this is so, like, fucking crazy.
Crazy, because you know they still like bot lane was still so playable. This guy just synced it like I don't know if I've seen that
Everybody's still at a lead
The 80 carry is 15 10 kit like what at the time was six and one
What happened?
There was no like
The general didn't blame non-less or anything
Just stop going bot lane
1000 LP up behind that much why you have to think I mean we're behind a lot
Urgot's fed, Orianna's fed, he's got his life. No idea bro. I have no idea what's going on.
Dude. I leave for one day and nobody wants to play League. Okay, like half the games you can't.
We have this dumb fucking degenerate first-timing cat arena mid for fun.
Nautilus, dude, let's watch this vlog. I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened.
to what happened like imagine you're winning bot lane and everybody there's
nobody to ruin your game right everybody mids playing safe tops playing safe it's
all on you bot lane like you're not your game is fine isn't that the dream
scenario let's see what what happened here why we started trolling it was
too big mid yeah the guy is such a fucking loser sweats with you first
times Katerina on my team it's the same shit every time. Here's what it is. Losers will be
losers. Alright, so see what happened. Blah blah blah, let's fast forward. Bro, okay, you
press tab here, there's 4-0. We're up 2,000 gold. That's looking pretty good, in a way.
It is what it is. You know it's not that bad. Ordering it to bounty, still a 2-for-2.
Okay, so that's not that bad. We're still up 2,000
One run back off side. We don't you mean look oh my god, we're not unless you're playing so good. What a hook
Oh my god, he's dead. Oh wow. Let's go bro
Lead man clean
And let's see what happens. This is where it all goes wrong
That's what did it apparently walking up to auto the tower one. Oh, yep. He pinged it
I didn't even see the pings
So he's just gonna it's not that bad his eight still two for two by the way, and his eight lives gets away
It's a crash. It's actually just worth now. He's this
Doesn't even say anything dies
Response runs top side
guys
Again all this time if you just go bot lane spot another kill as forward
How did he die the other two times?
Manable by the way
Bro, Antelse is back to do that.
Blocks died.
That guy's 1,000, 1.1,000 LP.
I got him on my team again. This time he's playing Soraka.
Maybe he'll uh, it'll be winnable.
Fuck up a Soraka? I mean he didn't fuck up that last game until he started wanting to.
It's not like he played bad, they played well bot lane.
That's what doesn't make sense.
He's full jungle of things, I think this guy plays it.
Probably the same guy from before. I mean their jungle just started leechless, acele, with a delayed start, so it is what it is.
Fuck no, tazer.
Knew she would die since she was out of the tower.
Oh god, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh shit.
Dude, they take every single one. The guy wants to hold the wave that long, let him hold it.
Actually, we have an ambulance coming.
Hey, he's like, dude, the support's playing well, let's not get mad.
come on don't get mad jinx please don't die jinx please don't die jinx please
don't die so that this is the 10 long sorts of the one shots right there is
true champ has way too much with the goal you're so good siraka siraka you're
so good hope this guy's ego round is over stride I hate stride guys go
to stream. At 1000 LP Challenger, the server is so dead, bro. This game is so dead. Like,
yes, Riot Games sucks, but these players are so fucking annoying. You can imagine just playing
the entire game listening to the game, but at least ghost on the in-it, like, whatever,
I can kind of understand if you're listening. Yes, you're a fucking loser, but it has
no face rush. Clean Souljuntle Decent is the same shit as lane, literally. Get two
items the game stalls forever you hop every wall
I mean realistically though I'm so good
against their comp no phase rush how do you
play this fuck reset that's a mental win
under Moff cannon I think I still die
with debut after I can't actually do
anything of a reliant soul
oh this guy got TP flanked on this is
Jace play win these bro this server
bad worst server there is okay but
Europe. Not what it was three years ago. It's not like people's hands not slower.
It's like people are just dumber. That's a little bit. People are stupid. They play
stupid. They do a lot of stupid shit. But tabs. I'm gonna regret going Swift. He's
so bad. And Chase just died the exact same way as when he died bot lane. What is
going on? Yeah, he did. That's what I eat. Oh, they're all so fed. God damn it.
I'm gonna be honest. Nationalist Starr Act. I'm gonna Swift out of 50 more movement speed.
My account's blacklisted.
Unfortunate.
Celerity and ult?
There's no way this guy has celerity.
Same shit.
5,000 gold.
Bruh.
He was a fight for the Baron?
That was 2d5.
3d5, excuse me.
Honestly, not that bad.
It's pretty bad.
It's pretty bad.
Wait, yeah, and that wasn't even his, like, bit ult.
Oh, yeah, no, this is better bit.
We have Void on Karthus.
Let's see this.
There's no fight.
To that cannon not even right now what?
Spirit Russia went sterak second this game and I should have built this item. I
Rolled
Starex spirit has so much value here. Oh, I'm chasing Queen now coming in hot
Chasing chase chase chase
Clouds all clouds all clouds all on long. I got a feeling most like useful
I've ever seen a cloud soul by the way
That's a knockout.
Had a winnable game until they died in top jumble like an idiot.
Another champ's broken when Variety says Riot.
That guy is a, uh, quite a smart player.
He definitely knows a lot about the game and his, uh, his, uh, int should be...
I gotta take a pastor back.
Uh, uh, I'm not sure, champs.
The red rank one, do you have a rebuilding redness instead of trying to roll up through the diptoon?
No, I think, uh, Stridebreaker all opted so weak.
aww
I'm looking at...
pictures
Ravana's into Starex?
No, I went Ravana's...
into Sky!
and then Starex
Gay Wayne, brother
okay
I see you're a 43 month sub
what's your rank?
tell me your rank now
okay, so no matter what for your dumb ass
or you're getting punished
tell me your rank and that will make your
punishment very
What's your rank? Don't lie. Don't lie. Get out of the way, bro. It's happening regardless. What's your rank?
There's silver. I'll see you in a week, bud. Hey come back
Midway through Middle Eastern challenge. You're dumbass
Get us in here a silver player trying to backseat a five-time challenger player on every role and multi-servers
You're trying to backseat me and you're wrong
See you in a week, bro
But I appreciate that reset at 60 fraction at 42. I didn't get a water
No, all the way back down the stairs
It was not home. It's the second
Diet the hydration it was with sailor. What do you mean? Who's watching her?
No, she's actually on her own watching herself
I don't gotten one by now if you just left nope right would have right would have seen me get up for my chair
It made my Q pop instantly and what if I know him I hate Darius
Yablo, I brought it down every time that match up as well. I
Don't think Darius is OP, but I lose every time there is is an OP this is pretty much only strong in lane
It's just that you fall so far behind in lane that he can take over
nobody sure
How'd you rework sugar? Oh sugar that she seems like fun. Oh
Oh, I'll splurge a bit. Oh, I'll splurge
Only one LCS game this week
I think there's one series best of five on Saturday one best of five on Sunday
I'm gonna be honest though, bro. Yeah, I'm a co-streamer. I don't know. I have no idea
Don't ask on Kayla's Colin. You broke up. You want breaking up. You're breaking up. I can't see you
I can't hear you. I can't see you. I can't hear you. What do you want?
I'm hungry three and a half four hours ago. I need to get to this game
I gotta go
Okay, I forgot the fucking
Pot roast in the oven. I'm gonna love tries to cook for once in her life and she fucking
Use the pot roast in the oven
But what do you want me to forget? She almost burned the house down toasting taco shells out and that's fun
yeah home insurance bucket I'll say that the faulty gas line got the house on fire
it is what is shirts fraud easy clap but wait me and Diego are holding hand
I see this hey and then Rakan and Ash are looking at each other oh shit I'm
putting its NASA's is so long bird bro and I would say NASA's is the most
broken champion in League of Legends history. Remember that? And honest to God he might still
be, but I haven't seen him in literally months. Losing asses you're trolling? I'm not so sure.
Thank you, Deblades start on a lousy's dead. I think I've went Deblades start one time ever in
my life. Zosting BBQ. Deadline X's sub goal? No, it's like 13 days. Yes, I don't know,
night. Waze is gonna be maxed masses, 11 days left. Uh oh. Good luck guys. I'm not
streaming Friday either. Traveling, re-ed. I played with this guy earlier. Fucking
Nautilus. I got the gold. Yes and like shit though. Whatever. Hold it that long.
It's not a long time. If you don't not hold that fucking stun forever.
He'll help him.
The robot didn't even see him.
He just ran right through him.
What the fuck?
Who that miss is?
What?
Going on, bot?
I don't know.
Y'all so made it out.
I didn't expect him to literally run straight from...
Oh, shouts to you, whatever.
He attacks for 20 seconds.
Oh, yes.
Leave.
That's for sure.
Fine.
Bad.
Really, really bad.
It's not snacking, but I don't... I think that's intended, to be honest.
My bot lane's cooked.
E-Max masses?
I think they just start...
early with AP, and end up converting.
Got one? Shots the wave?
Surely, Nassus is not a champion without E, right guys?
But without the...
Got his ult for free.
I gotta say, that E-shit's fucking annoying.
I'm not...
This is a...
It's actually tilting the shoot.
Oh my god, you missed it.
How is missing the...
Not a two-week ban?
Brother, your account should be terminated instantly.
I missed the fucking bush.
Did I cause, like, conflict between the enemy team?
He will make his Qs hurt?
Try it, but all five of them are surely watching the stream?
Probably.
I think they're mid-stop playing.
Dude, that should be outplayable, but you're just too much, like...
I
Damage I mean I
Just pukes it out on you that they talent about a lally or rumble, you know and well
Why we take skills start to say those the better blue sub teams not so that makes me still equally dog shit. I stopped checking
After a third again a single stack buddy. That just loves old thing for
What he was all thing to stop me from like crocking my demolish
Oh my slam, well played, give shit, don't put down, moron!
The guy literally got himself killed, he tried to puke his damage out, right, and flashed on top of me so I got an extra ult.
I'm not gonna build boots.
I turn to players from previous years, RNGM or Master's, and Lopee the pledge to turn up, do you have any ideas on that broski?
I mean, the game, I just talked about it last game.
Players, the canons, they have gotten better, but they, the...
Caligars now are so stupid.
Like their brains don't work ever.
They're such stupid players.
Team you? No, not me.
I'll just top and you don't.
I should have said that there's the most annoying shit, by the way.
Pre-top. One thing I can do, make sure Tyler1 doesn't get gold!
Bro, these guys are on my dick 24-7.
Oh, slipties.
Max Mansion Tour coming.
The House Tour isn't coming out for a while.
She hasn't even- we're so busy.
She hasn't even started it.
And then I leave.
Ah, like, bro, it's a while.
It's not worth it. It's already been recorded,
but she likes to edit herself.
Fuck, Dundun.
He isn't worth any gold, unfortunately.
Well, I buffered my Flash.
I didn't mean to Flash at that low HP.
I tried to do it earlier, but I don't CC him up.
Oh, well.
Sailing your pool videos is bad over and she
She's using it on a goat for two minutes. Those were not bad though. That's actually good
But yes, I do remember. Oh, it's like a popular pick and how you know, even though it's when rates low. Yeah, it's a weird
I know I kind of can't believe his win rates that low. Oh
Stack away Nassus keep stacking guys. It's winnable Nassus can infinitely stack
Nassus is so useless dude. I gotta say though. Imagine if his team was ahead. He was doing that
Spam bullshit
Like that have been that's pretty tilting them up a line. All right. Give me a second
I gotta go take the pot roast out of the goddamn oven because
You can just because I guess
I'm gonna go ahead longer. No Erica appointment tomorrow. So we should have getting it fixed
I don't know soon. I stopped checking that hair or buzz
Getting it what I got last time challenge starts on Monday
But I'll be co-streaming Saturday and Sunday
Yeah, Rizzle
This is not coming home for a while. So the pot was just gonna sit there and I'm fucking starving
It's actually got pizza rolls, but I'm working
I can't I can't take him out of the bag put him on a plate and put him in the fucking microwave
Then wait three minutes to come back up for like bro. I'm gonna get fucking fired. Yeah, don't understand
I didn't do that blurry Jimmy Addy. I'll do it. I shoot the food. I bet thanks guys
Thanks. Show me your wallpaper, please.
First class. I think first class is actually overrated nowadays.
So I'm just going to business class.
Business class is almost the exact same as first class.
To say you're broke, it is. It's not a good difference.
And if you're flying overseas, no.
If you're flying overseas, business...
First class is not worth ten plus thousand more dollars.
Business class you still get your your whole look cubicle your seat
There you know you can lie flat seat
There's no different the only difference is you don't get as much like luxury service
You say a really good service, but it's not like luxury like luxury luxury
This is a class is actually it tax write off. Yes, but tax write offs aren't like okay that money's just free
No, it's not work first class is 10 grand more. I think first class is more than 10 grand more
I'm not flexing. I'm talking. If anybody is debating the difference between first class and business class is well actually depending on airline, depending on airline, it could be a different, but on all the airlines I've flown, not really different.
class is well actually depending on airline depending on airline it could be a
different but on all the airlines I've flown not really different it's called
as poor for flying economy no I'm saying economy is flying poor you can fly
poor and be wealthy me personally though I don't fly poor I'm wealthy in
exposure let's immigrants business at first are the same exactly exactly
They're all the same
They're not the same, but the difference isn't worth the money. I didn't mean to pin that. Whoopsy
It was in price. I don't know the exact price, but it's have
Every night cruise. I have no interest in that bullshit. It's first class you can get champagne and stuff a little bit more privacy
more space
Sometimes they have like yes, they get more service. Yes more service
on demand faster more often but it's too much the service for first class is
almost too much because the flight attendants want our only like first class
flight attendants they don't have nothing to do it's only like 10 seats or
ever 15 so they come to constantly constantly constantly constantly constantly
tell them not to come along a lot of our price have to be the upgrade for you
to be worth it well twitch chat is so 12 years old shut the fuck up
I'm not gonna lie. I'll troll is that is this a melee chip? I'll go allow me
I don't need to talk about bud, but we the people at the back never get bothered by flight attendants
They probably never go that far, bro
Patey one I saw one of your old videos about bragging about not paying taxes
I hope you know that doing that is very illegal and can land you in jail
I am not sure if you knew but just letting you know just in case
Okay
All right. Yeah. Thank you. I understand that now
Okay, I got you I won't do it anymore. I promise I'll I'll stop tax evading this year
This is all that I really got here
Probably all kinds of fucked up. I don't know what we got if you don't taste of making shrimp rolls yum
Oh
Hurry the fuck up. We're hungry. I mean so asses for people like how people like Tyler in fact
You got me fucked up. Well, I had changed my flight like five times because
Like I didn't talk to him like five times because they're doing it and I was like bro for my last layover there
Like an hour and a half flight. They try to get me to fly economy aka poor
And I was like, bro, I cannot fly poor!
And then as soon as I get to my hotel room, coast stream!
Either you give me a full flight of business or I'm not going!
Then I left the call.
Then I left the fucking call.
Right, D.Va.
Uh, I'm not going to check this game, fuck it.
Yeah, I know my worth.
Care.
I actually went, uh, comment in this matchup.
I feel like I played it in the past you can't actually auto the unit looks like
I think it's a ranged champ.
Glad to see the coming of that doesn't turn you into a cult bitch, like me.
Wait till she hits you with the dad I love him.
Don't put that up on me.
Don't put that up on me, kid.
Thank you, bro, for that fatty 20.
I miss both those.
Don't say that about yourself either, bro.
They have genies.
Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!
Don't you do it!
I can't believe that's not a turn range. That's a kill actually. I cannot believe that's not a turn range.
Alright, so let me ask you a question. You're telling me if that were me
on this Yonez account, that turret would have autoed?
This game's lost. Gotta watch that vlog.
Is this thing still fucking flip floppy? I mean the game quality is just trash.
Somebody's running it down literally every game.
Jeez, game's over. It's so lame. Is that not lame by the way?
Had an item too. Item full health.
My trip gets better? No, he just built Blade.
Actually, Blade got nerfed.
Actually, D- wait, D- Blade got nerfed as well.
Damn, and I just got shit all like that?
Or even stuck?
Wait, what the fuck just happened?
Oh, it's buffed on melee.
We can win.
I mean, is this going as bad as that one Chugat game I played, uh, uh, two days ago?
Honestly, no, it's not.
In that game I'm going to whole breaker first.
I mean do I die here?
If it's still broken.
I'm not playing Cho'Gath so it is what it is but probably.
I mean this game might actually be winnable.
The good thing about Cho'Gath is for these ADHD fucking disgusting characters the silent.
So I'm actually just going to put all my points in the silence now and play to
We're also gonna kind of play it like we did last stream
For the symbiotic. Are you a hate? Why do you hate fun play champions?
I mean fun subjective. I'm not a fucking loser. So playing this ADHD friendship isn't fun to me. Sorry, bro
This guy knew I was hitting bot lane so he started
Actual winnable. All star has to be here. He helped I guess. Passive. That's so big.
I have TP, I just don't know.
Actually, I went Comet, so I do believe that he can't ignore me.
Damn, he smited it, he smited it though.
I'll start with Merc Trids.
God, I kinda can't do anything here.
I can't fight him, you win, it's not even close.
I don't make sure he can't get TP here.
That's what I'm talking about, like that Q right there,
that's not upper, like he's legitimately reacting to that.
That's, dude, Trideth Q has to be faster.
Yo, this guy has to be.
Fetish, I like a bass, Samuelio's subs.
Hell the fuck no hell the fuck yes, bro
I'm gonna be honest. We probably just give this dragon. Here we both have TP
My silence is now two seconds. Stop fucking sucking his top. You're bluffing. You won't stop. Sure
This LP means too much to me. I hate this shit, bro
Like there he shouldn't be able to build this and still be useful like this is the shield on this is way too much
of some day it's gonna get nerf it might be a couple years from now this
right game is stupid but stupid he's in here's a minute and overfed I'm not
talking about how fed he is fine it's fine worth wait never mind it's good
fucking solo hell I'm gonna recall no as I played that really well piece of
shit there names he really really sucks pop of the year mind your head boy
That white thing I'm sure that's still he's a dinosaur, bro
It's like one of those things that does what are they called?
Anno
You know the hammerhead kind of thingies ink Leo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna update my yeah
Update my dino knowledge my art days are long ago
Tonkosaurus Rex, baby
Tonkosaurus Rex, baby
Whoo my favorite dinosaur. Oh, you're gonna kill me. Congrats, bro
I'm so fucking good
Anyway, is that a butterfly?
But you give us a kid. Yes, sir modern you do. I didn't ever I didn't play I had the cards, but it's like seriously
My brothers keep pushing really like my cousins going thing. I think it's so smart
You don't see much notice
Dip shit, Tonka-T, a terror in the top lane, Tonka-Sore's Rex.
Dinosaur sound, what the fuck did you make a dinosaur sound?
Another 0-3 start, back to 3-3.
I'm sure best roe is dead.
Do you need that sub? Damn, what's up?
True, nobody's actually heard a dinosaur roar.
True, so maybe that wasn't exact replica of a dinosaur roaring.
How are you to say it's not?
Weeders don't Q bot, we get free rink 1. Well if I start Q top at the start of the day
It's bad. I literally have to Q AD, lose every game, and then Q top.
You guys said that you're the most hate player on NA and double it to do video. True. Yes
Already got the bot roast. I Q AD then to lose
So put me in the right mindset to play top. Your superstitions are not real
They are I'm not a super super snitches person the fuck what the fuck am I
What's 17? Okay, yeah, that's we gave for elder ring on your top left quarter
Dude, I don't know if I can keep streaming. I don't know if I can keep streaming bro
The amount of stupid shit I read in this chat is actually crazy
Brother try your hardest, okay? What could that be in the top left try your hardest
to think of what it could possibly be like it doesn't make sense maybe the
problem I earlier I said it seems like league players nowadays are like stupid
maybe it's not league man maybe it's just society in general just dumber yes
the fucking fluoride in the water the government's doing this to all of us
dumb down the population that can take control generation by generation you know
too much Tyler I'm in danger or am I the fucking danger gonna silence you that
they did with Willie oh shit oh shit also guys I just read that America every
single American social security number just got hat just got I noticed you have
a sub goal in the top left that says Elden Ring Marathon. Is that for you having an Elden Ring Marathon? Please answer.
I wonder what it could be. Um, yes, Coba. I'm about to say that's what it's for. Bright and brilliant.
Who cares? I have nothing to steal. I have nothing left to steal.
What more could they take? When you hit the uttering sub goal, when I'm in
a saudi or Riyad, then I will do it.
But I get back nobody yes
Buddy
Want to get a hundred followers. I'm not sure are you growing out your hair and something new?
We're all like I got a blind-kick chocolate board. It is the fuck place bet quantum fish it
Want them fish it's the only one that plays that board
I see what ruins I went last game for you, bro
That's for you, J-Rot.
Have I used this skin before?
Don't let them push back your hairline.
No, my barber says
that
my hairline, if I ever go to a different barber, never have him do my hairline.
My natural hairline's good enough.
And if I kept going and getting it cut, it would go back and back and back and back.
So he just said to keep it natural.
Fuck you.
What is this guy doing? What was that? Why do you walk like that?
Pigs from last year to now? His hairline was further back? Yeah bro, do you think I got
an operation? I think? I went to Turkey? Win. Win the fuck would I find the time?
The 8 Trucks counterword? I have no idea. I don't really care.
It was a blind pick. We needed AP. Fuck.
This Diego has no idea what he's doing.
Just startling.
Oh, it's every game.
It's literally every game. I don't know what's going on, but it's every single match.
Somebody's fucking just griefing.
I think I'll lose to him. I mean, he got his flashed and I were just with the Raptors. He's just bad.
There's some visual...
There's a lack of visual clarity on my screen, by the way. Like I...
It's crazy.
Aatrox is dropping 12 kills. You're dumb. Expect me as a player. Oh, you have to drop a kill.
Yeah, might be a little bit more than that. Not gonna lie.
Ahhhh. No.
Homeroos, that's already happened.
It's already passed the bet. I'll give him a little 5 first.
The CS is even.
Survive, I guess.
Actually, the Blanc's 6. You can't start it, man.
Why are you 24? See it. What is going on?
X getting solo-killed by the Blanc.
I think that should happen.
Sheen first? That's a good question, isn't it?
What's that Sheen being built into?
That's it.
Did I do Vex and you're a mid laner? Yeah, I did.
Top side death was so terrible.
Like, this guy dying actually fucked my game so hard, man.
I was gonna go Sorts. I don't really care.
I ate a cook. I...
My shit's done.
Oh, I noticed the home guard's there.
What'd you do here? You should just try and get...
If I want to win, I'm just gonna give everything and try and get XP, but...
That one is this game, maybe be useful later, because he dies here somehow, my game's back.
There was a flash play, I think he has flash back up too, so I don't know bro, it is what
it is.
I do something, jungle.
If this guy gets his bounty, he can go next.
That should not happen.
True actually, Ivern should not have, bushes should not have went into the death realm.
bug. But that had to be a bug actually. Alright so what are we down? I mean grubs. Six grubs.
They're about to get folded. It's a hard game for Draven. Oh he's just not getting
focused. That's so big. And I'm MoMo got Draven bounty. Oh my pot. That's awesome.
I don't have ult. Why are you giggling? Cause I have funny. It can't QSS. Anything
I do. Oh we need to diversify our, give somebody else the kills other than Draven.
Bad money management.
That doesn't have a lot of finance and carry-obvious.
Get your money up, bud.
Get your money up.
Morg skin?
Oh, God.
Mordekaiser.
Ever seen you carry on a mord?
Dumbass.
I did, like, last stream.
Two streams ago.
Healing from Red Orb?
349.
Pulling people into a locked room.
Pulling them in and beating them with your giant club till they die.
Kind of crazy though, Biaffing.
Oh, are you good bro? There's a lot of weird shit today.
I'm a hens shit. Damn who I am. I can't change that.
Wait, more to old? I'm gonna just lower school down by 20 seconds.
Item one, item...
Draven's four.
I'm gonna use the play gear and claustra. I just played a shit ton.
I originally had a sub. It hasn't ever arged first blood.
Well, I can win the sense.
I get the turret. Fuck.
You suck man top gap Jesus. I did that by the way. I got gang or the guys are alive hold him before he could oh
Where my dream and stuff like dream
I like to notice what he did yes, I did I I altered him
Right before he flash-altered so we got a one-man. I just said that I sub. Yeah, you are scooter was
Yes, it was get shit on a kid
dirty bum
another one no thanks birth 30 s that's another win that's four in a row I think
that also puts us one win away from 900 LP
good job Diego holy shit Diego
oh my god my temple was playing holy fuck let's go Diego it's impressive I'll
be honest you hope you hit the other ring goal because deep down you want to
play it that no no sir said you gave Draven something I said we're fucking up
too deep like I'll be on one it goes to the next stream it's terrible you want
me to look back at this and diamond and the cope I was 900 LP I'm dropping back
to diamond the season ends in 45 days I'll just keep up challenger I'll just
keep up challenger this time so people stop making fun of me for wins equals
four losses branch how many games would it take to lose to go back to
Diamond if I was if I'm not hurt LP and I lose 28 game somebody do the math more than 30 45
Yeah, it's like 45 46 losses. There's no way
Think of this story bro. I've already went 700 LP to deep do
Like I've already done that story. I don't want to do it again. Let's not lose
Son
There's no way especially since Tyler doesn't late night rage could anymore exactly. I'm a father
I don't got the class in a k a the messy of league was wondering if you even know who messy is
soccer
All I know is that I play soccer
soccer
soccer
Boy, oh boy. Do I love soccer?
We work out protein body. That's it way it works wild way it works. So they won't forget. I'm something keep paying another month
I believe in you I'm last pick that could be
What's up bro, I'm reading the Middle East. Who's gonna hear the K Games?
Dude, that's 14 days. I'm gone for 10 days.
Dude, I kinda don't also don't like playing against Ivern. He's making these games so fucking annoying. I'm not gonna lie.
Hello Tyler, I found the old art I made during your top challenge.
I remember how much you loved it then. Enjoy friend.
That is some good art. That shit. I love that.
I see what we got. I'm not gonna lie. Doesn't Olaf just go crazy here. I think I can get kited by Kale early
I think Olaf just goes crazy. I'm just gonna go a lousy, but I don't think a lousy is bad against
Kale. So I've got a dude to give VIP around here. I left an impact on this chat and we're here like such respect to me
Shut up. E-Rob plays variety. Maybe E-Rob plays variety and Q1 play variety are actually the same people. All right guys
I don't think I've ever won a game with this jungler on my team
Hey, that changes here right now right here right now
I just had a little soul lose that one as well was rewatching your old heavy rain playthrough from
2019 and you went on a rant about how you were never going to have kids and that son is who are better than daughters long
Crazy how much you've grown. I look forward to supporting you in the future. I do not believe you
And I was just saying that as a mean event, the conversation.
I'm actually not sure how this matchup goes.
It seems like I hate- I think I can chase him down.
I feel like though, in general, like a 5v5 situation,
the whole off-game seems crazy.
If Cass doesn't get stronger.
Cass got-
I'm gonna pull clear to bot!
Gonna flash.
Every single game.
I have never won a game with this.
I don't know how he stays at this fucking elo.
You carry? Well?
Like I said, Cassiopeia can't get fed.
And yes, this thing, when this guy teeps his back,
and I can kill him, it's cooked.
And actually, he rushes with it.
I'm kind of a big deal.
Got a lot to do, actually.
I'm gonna go Hydra, but this guy never plays well, bro.
So, fine, if Masters doesn't get fed, we can win.
Who will lose on Zilean?
He actually pretty bad.
Not the top side.
What are they doing?
Zilean support good?
I think Zilean is a disgustingly fucking broken champion actually, but he does have a weakness
early in lane.
Dude, the champ mid to late game is fucking disgusting, because Daisy's dead for dragon,
but I mean, the game's dead.
Died with biscuit up new but I have biscuit up where there's a world
Dude, I can build a mart, but bro the problem is I had to run at these guys. That's cannot be fed
Let's miss that too. How's that even possible? Yeah doing. That doesn't have to do anything. They're fucking bot in mid
How many controllers will be broken during elven ring stream minus nine dollars
That has a hole still
Zero, because that game's easy.
A little Tyler won.
Killian, you first time Zillian, shut the fuck up.
Let's be unstoppable, now how do you use it from the movement speed, I mean it's fucking
good.
Cody Sun, Hecarim, this guy first timing, bro literally have three players, I don't
think I've ever won within my life.
That's Kale, congrats I'm doing that!
So we got the fuck out of here, bro. I gotta watch this one. This headroom's trolling, 100%.
This guy does it every fucking game.
I've never won with this guy.
Go- If you control F my name in his match history,
I promise you, I've played with this guy seven times and lost every game.
He's running it down every single time.
So fun, bro.
Watch this one.
I played the blade today in Fed. I'm almost convinced he's just sniping.
I say it a lot, but he would never climb.
If you play like this, I promise to God you wouldn't...
I don't know what happened, blah blah blah, why is he doing so slow?
It's all just...
Never, like, it all...
A Hecrum going to that crab at what time?
340? Oh, I'm sorry.
325 is that a Hecrum clear?
I honest to God, I have no idea.
50 gifted subs, brother!
This is inting!
Cass... If I like Cass, just got level 6.
She's been level 6.
This is inting.
Hey, he respawns, comes back, clears.
Back pot lane? Guess what he does.
This is insane.
Hey, try those fatty 50-50 gifts. I do appreciate it, brother.
That game stayed stabilized, maybe, but, bro.
My support wanted to win, then swapped to a champion he never played.
It's Cody's son anyway, so he's probably fucking cooked.
Did I also grief earlier? Yeah, he was the Lilia that died under tower
and pissed off my Nautilus.
The same exact guy that made that Nautilus roam.
Tray with 50 more, 100 total, oh my god, this guy's lost his mind.
Gonna look for my name in his match history.
Fucking waste of air. Plays too much probably.
I'm in this guy's OP.GG seven times.
Well, I mean, if he's in game with me, he loses.
Even on the enemy team, I win.
So, I mean, I guess he's just free.
free I think I don't he's just done you know what to be fair I get free wins
against them all the time as well so you know it's not like he's inting me he
just sucks nervous on stream and bro he came in clear
something that gift Mars half Ferris Monon no subs no key what's up in that
95 and Timo next loving I'm not sure IT defective there's five gifts
Exclamation mark announcement odd tray another fish he wants to see it today
Tray wants it today
Don't you tray?
Fuck you tray folks brother. Thanks at 50
Then detective with a 50 in response
You're a place right inside one gift you poor anyway. Oh my god the oilers
I mean it's trade Kayla's alternate account. My god, you might be right. I had checked my bank account, huh?
Shut up Omar
Shut up. I literally got the same game cut the same mid lane and the same double again. I claimed. It's not him
What I think I
Think he lie. I think you're lying in lying
May be a little stinky head, a little liar.
It was before the game started.
Okay, we can win the next one.
Sweet man. Good Lulu pick.
Good dodge. I like that a lot.
Dodge is cute, why? It's fine.
Thanks.
Oofsy has ending strat, well actually get him higher.
They don't know what to do, it doesn't matter.
Smash at the game.
Let's say he gets whitelisted by Riot's fucking racial profiling.
Fine, I'll play 5 million games.
Thanks bro for 50 more to do this before train
Last week different guy that was Shane. I think I would have tried to do it as well
Be the related this draft looks really playable
Here again, it's a hearing and I wonder if I couldn't get away with going to level eight hype train by the way
That's a record a record. They give me for the gifted brother you gifted one sub
Thanks, sorry peasant. I don't got time for your porno. Let's go away
shoot
The cool that gift guys named Nigel. Hi, Nigel
Wanna walk up here, but I feel like that's suicide
Maybe now I
Oh, die, Joel!
Well, down, bud.
Guys are being little rascals.
Someone got you 2.4k sub during this game.
Would you open the other ring after this game?
No.
It's not happening as soon as...
You're in shit.
It's not happening as soon as I hit the gold, man.
Within a week-ish.
The all-time record.
I actually did it.
That fucking recovery.
Tired of listening to the same prongs over and over again for the whole game.
the... for hours? No. I'm deranged, brother.
Hey, about Riki. Hey, Kiwi, thank you. I'm gonna try and hold the wave here against Rengar.
It makes the game so fucked up. He has ignite. Shit. Ooh, I forgot he had ignite. Oh my
god, I could have died. No bueno. You're in my spawn!
This Rengar I've ever seen, I actually like this matchup against Rengar. I win
almost every time like too easy because you can grass farm for free you who
reach hundred regular would wreck myself you think you they need to have an
all-positions don't tilt don't die don't die you can say you give up but looking
around pretty far off six you're into a lot of it either flash the wrong key
this game I don't have flash this just start roaming oh my god I'm moving
got the bounty again. Bro I play in Samumu with that fed Draven and he yanks every bounty
bin as well. Kind of like these guys are the thing that have the, uh, no way. Nocturne's
gonna come. Fuck me man. Fuck me. Yeah, I'm just, except, who kills him? Maybe I can
Get him a decent meal.
What?
Hot?
Wait, it's quantum fish shit.
Nocturne's up.
Amumu, I wish you'd had hits.
I wish you would have come up closer.
My god.
The mass state.
We got 15 to anybody else?
Yeah, but I don't see that happen.
Bro, I think I've bird just fucking ran into my...
Never mind, it's shit.
I've bird just shit on my window.
Damn.
Delightful.
This guy's being sweet.
Wait, if they don't FF because I just died there,
I'm gonna be fucking pissed brother. You still have that friend are just so rough here
They have broke live and I swear to God the left that this guy lives
It's actually a good that's this entire turn oh
My god
I'm gonna waste my life away in that game. Let's go money. Okay back to where we're
early plays allow me to keep challenger dude
It literally in my my matches tree literally looks like I'm closing my eyes and randomizing shut up
They give me a little dirty account for the challenge. I pray I did this challenge since new patch. Would that be considered smurfing or rank manipulation?
Murphy was never banable because I wasn't in the it was right manipulation where boosting win trading
sharing accounts
Things not shut up
what challenge exclamation mark challenge what's the challenge buddy so you
won't say what the challenge is time to D-DOS oh shit oh shit I'm sorry bro
guys please I'm sick of explaining it bro you exclamation mark announced it
Please don't eat off of me. Please.
I need to provide for my family. Please.
TREEEE!
With 50 more gifts! Oh my god!
That's crazy. Not all mighty. Thank you, bro.
Appreciate it. Love you.
What is it KC?
How are they coming? Is it raining all week? I gotta raise.
Your car doesn't have AC Omar?
See you Omar. Get your money up, not your funny up bud. Look at that. You're sitting
in a twitch chat trying to be funny. Get your money up. Does it? I live in Florida? Damn!
You can't see anything else up. Play Garen a little bit later. Every few weeks I open
Twitch and this guy is still on top for 10 years now. Don't you get tired? Yes, brother.
We suffer now so we can celebrate later.
Ahhhhhhhhhh.
That's fine.
Pointless.
Literally me.
I don't smoke.
I don't smoke.
I smoke with losers.
Summit look like he's celebrating right now.
Okay, Summit's a dumb- Summit just enjoys it.
I don't know what the fuck- Summit's been playing 15 hours a day.
Summit streams for 15 hours a day for 10 plus years and most of the weeks just cause
him to take a single day off.
I don't know. I don't know. That guy can't be. Can't be well. That's crazy. He's grinding.
That's more than a grind, bro. He's started before me. And I'm an OG, apparently. He started,
like, six years before me. Well before me. I started streaming early 2016. Bro, chance.
All my champs I play are real. I didn't see that they had pick. I'm sorry. I haven't
play anything that beats are I'm not so sure I do Casio Pia beat our when it's
too much a D we ball there a Quinn game okay so the grand scheme of things maybe
it's not that bad of a queen I don't like I don't mind going a lousy doing
nothing I feel like shitty for my team if I do that my attempt L ever won a
I went to my OP.GT. Dude I have a hooda pick.
Why'd this guy first be talking to us?
I'm being naughty.
Fine.
What's the build?
I forget.
Boots?
Yes.
Boots?
Profane?
Fine.
Serious number one man.
Who?
Here on top of 5 and 2 in the game.
Just ran it down top.
Yep.
Broken Chair from League Legends History.
when the game just ran it down top yep broken champion league legends history
damn the studs back fuck could have been such a good trade i think so i didn't have another
stun he resets with you oh not as you can not very powerful that's not
yeah but we do but your opinion doesn't matter i don't give a shit he gets sick here
no way he got out of mega right there i mean he sucks ass look god damn it
No way this guy gets out of Mega like that.
Well some players of Calypso are just fucking whitelisted.
It is what it is.
There's nothing you can do about it.
There's destined for greatness.
They have awesome everything.
Are you yapping about it?
It's really the bad ones all the time.
It's really the playing it through.
It's really thinking that it's for me to play with these children.
It's not no time to get through.
Alright we have that.
No.
No.
I think there's room for these children, but I've got no time for that.
Frucova.
Alright, we have FF!
No.
For sure.
One.
No.
Another fun Quinn game.
Okay, but they had everything.
Navi had everything.
Like, they all had everything.
How's that my fault?
Like, they're just gaps, man.
I have the fast recall boots.
Forgot.
Two-Wall Runors Quinn went right through.
Nice man, nearly none here Lp.
Oh, gotta be an extra win away after this one.
There it is, there it is.
Look at those kills, I mean shit.
They're behind me.
Look at this guy.
Don't play with you, brother.
I'll say you definitely notice these fucking death timers.
Never go on a hit, never.
That'll help them in.
Best ice cream flavor right now strawberry for me. Thank you, Rusty
But the thing is these guys really don't have bounties either
And do s1v1 me I'd love to see that
Wish you tried it won't be one me brawl beat your ass
My thought is scared to run scared to fight you what a little pussy this has drill is
As you would a Quinn
I mean, my jungle is getting fucking mollywap.
I'm not sure that's the actual problem.
Can't be what's up.
Glory again.
Hey, what, bro?
The last thing you want to do is give the Tonkinator, the Tonthosaurus Rex, big Tonkatee, fucking
gold pieces.
And Quinn just had to make the game hard earlier.
I didn't mean hard, man.
Got Third Dragon, and maybe they can't bear now.
Like, that's bad.
It's actually not that bad, but oh fuck there's reset. Oh my god. I could actually help this also
I should have win or reminder. I keep fucking forgetting
God damn it. The next 3d doesn't matter. This guy full buys hourglass now and the game doesn't end
We had a window to kill him at Baron. I think actually chunked him
I don't know if he has flash or not, but he gets hourglass here about soul chance
We lose this game with soul brother. Okay hit by full hourglass just keep first
Wow
T1 keep up the good work. Oh, thank you. We're ready to flank here. These are almost back. They have no hex tech
No soul this king up. I do
He sucks parameters increase for me gold chart
I wonder if we supers on cool down mails. We were down tin cave
But down 1.9, but I got that Ezreal in roast beef hard roast beef. Oh line. What's up?
I mean, probably could have won actually try to die giving the Baron
had about four fun play whatever they were troll yeah that team was they
we team did not want to win the guys were uninterested in the LP but it doesn't
seem that bad actually I'm just griefing with her limit testing true even that
game I kind of ran around dude I'm telling you Quinn is probably not that
bad just because players are so stupid nowadays like I literally just was
running around and we got back into the game jam you're a big kind of spawned
urgent injury I just go consistently hey jut not now support swap it comes here
in Spanish this fucking incoherent shit you'd uh what a kinds of rape he you
just locked an ash be an asshole guys hello we nerf 80 carries we got a
Quinn? Probably true. How do we lose? Wait, how do we lose this draft actually? Can we do it?
Yeah, they do, yeah. I wouldn't dodge. I mean, I don't think it's that bad. I think the bad
thing is probably going to be the fucking Ash pick. I think it's not too bad against Braum.
Double enemy Santa bot? Oh my god, it's Reindeer and Santa. It's Reindeer,
Kog'Maw and Santa Braum. How in the fuck do we win? The Ashes first game in two weeks so you can tell
but that was a sassy lock in. The enemy team's too synchronized. We can't fucking win guys.
Also, who'd this guy go exhaust for? We are not one soul. Oh my god, you're getting spaced! Oh my
god! Jesus, bro! Are you good? Survey says? No, you're not. That killed me so much. Oh my
Oh my god.
W is so annoying.
It's been nerfed a couple of times.
Remember when I used to perma band to come in, this shit was so fucking 8 ass-up-thingin'.
I got auto-filled.
He is playing so terribly.
When I got that, that will stall his back.
I mean, I- did he- that last pit, he locked in.
A lowey.
He locked in.
Maybe it's just, like, low-e-low.
I didn't actually check ranks.
I think he just gets dove here, by the way.
Thirds inside of my passive.
My big team no longer punishes this awful disrespectful chat with Sandman streams anymore.
I mean you're right. I don't know bro.
Too long hasn't it? Oh shit wait, I was about to say I was reading my demolished proc.
To see when it was off cooldown. Actually won that, I played it perfectly.
I didn't let her buffer anything with her ult. I hit my R first, hit my E exactly perfect window.
I mean I played it all flawless, truly a challenger player.
Truly and humbly the humblest of them all
Humbler one does it again a humbler. I'm humbling though. Let's check this Camille's rank by the way this guy's docks you ah
This guy's a mid main
I see that bro. I'm gonna cycle so I still build it. I'll still go next this game
All experience experience haven't leave when you prefer the worst. I like top. I think tops fun
Top with a favorable matchup I think is so fun.
If you have a favorable matchup, your champs are strong enough in top lane that you can
1v2 lead.
Actually, I can't go this, not this game.
And we're all in here, I can't go that, with their builds already, yeah I can't,
sorry.
Here I actually never build that item anymore.
Had to lose it, that was a perfect fight, you did nothing wrong, I didn't have ult.
I was ignited.
I was ignited. I miss a fucking time.
And honest to God, if I'm her team, I'm pissed.
If I'm her team, I'm pissed. This is all 1v1, 0 jungle help, and she's red side.
Levels do you like the most with Lowy?
Anyone? It does not matter.
How often do you see my jumblers on the same screen as me when I'm playing Lowy?
We have priority to be fair, and we can counter them die.
I don't see it.
Still on that?
I'm gonna go bot!
See, I hate doing this shit now.
Like the next step is for me to go bot and get bot towers, but now I'm gonna do that and Camille's gonna be able to play the game
Like can I actually kill bot lane?
I don't think I can. Flash. Zin, are you serious?
I strongly disagree.
All right, what I am next, man.
This is such a hard game.
I'm gonna go Sterak's because it's more HP. I think I'm actually just gonna go Sword, I don't care.
Oh, I actually don't want to go Sterak's.
This guy has shred, shred, shred, shred, shred.
I think it's too much AP in this game.
Pretty much all of you eat damage, Kog does mix whatever, Camille does no damage, like, what's the point?
Middle Eastern server for League, yeah, just gotta add it.
Do streaming time be the same during the event versus Boofy deus?
Whether I'll be streaming constantly.
Actually, I'm not gonna go by.
Guys, I said wait for 5.
Almost game naughty.
They're not gonna get any pleasant.
I should have instilled it in 5.
There's never close games anymore? It's only in-fests, sort of saying, except for like, last Queen game?
That game was a- it's a- it's a game, just, I don't know.
Players don't care. Nobody cares.
It's actually a real issue. Nobody gives a shit if they were to lose.
If they fall behind, they just send it.
Actually, there should have been one more.
No way that's not- doesn't hop over the fucking wall.
It needs to not understand that I'm the main character in this film.
This is like, this movie.
Good night for the Evering Marathon, 11 days.
No problem.
Thank you, Composer. It was a lot of fun to play as well.
There's no way this doesn't affect his mental health.
Click him so I can't kill him.
Oh my god, I couldn't put fucking a-
a derp.
I got to kill the- what the fuck?
Back, he goes in. I hope he lost.
We got the Divine, the-
Wait, their top laner was a hundred and fourth PCS.
You can imagine seeing that in a secondary role. I got Gap.
Alright, last game of the scout. We're not ending the day at 800 LP or 900 LP, but whatever. One went away.
Positive on the day. Things are going great. My hands are hot. I've never been so prepared for a challenge in my life.
Challenge. I've never been challenged in my entire life actually.
A rank are you? Let's see. I mean it's not updated, but I think like 170.
I think Korea didn't happen. That wasn't a challenge. That was me getting grief
The third one month straight. I've been win-loss win-loss for a while. You was a staggering success
I also got grief there. I'm the most grief player in the world. I think actually
Doesn't matter what region I go to I'm just getting grief. I don't know why
6 and 5 after an 0 and 3 start is legit. Yep. That's two days in a row
Actually last stream we went six and four after starting 03. Are they give boofiest muscle in this picture? It's not muscle
Kidding me. It's the shirt
Look at his wrist, bro
Look at his wrist. You're on a main account. Oh, I keep the same account. I'm fucking stupid
You guys shouldn't have told me actually I would have locked in Garrett on that account
What an idiot you are
With all due respect Tonka team my top laner just got boomer stomped by a broken ass
Spinny spin spinner and deer and disgusting that's one trick to me. I let me rephrase
We need you to up your performance on the get there and got I'm trying bro. I'm trying fucking stat
I keep getting counterpick bad teammate if this is high low, and I got count dude
Can I fucking queue up? Is this is high low? I'd I'd play the counterpicks, but
So I'm rank 185
officially
Such a freak.
Ranked this account. This is D225OP.
So, what's up? How many people do you think are actually better than the other one? 84?
Zero, bro. I'm a fucking built. Undisputed.
Checked Time Magazine.
Checked the Forbes Top 100 League Players of All Time.
Go look who's number one. Me.
Did you play Warcraft 3? It's such great content. Yes.
Apparently the Q times in a the Middle Eastern server might be a bit massive
So we have wow on the warcraft on the agenda. I don't know was times magazine first of the year
2006 exact people forget all boss you've been spamming this network shit for literally two weeks straight. Why?
Just send me off kid
You won't like what happens once I get pissed off. Why would I ever swap the first fix?
How low this elo is, you Velcro wearing...
But you dare want me to hit Garen first, so you can last hit your jungle?
Ahahaha, solo elo, I laugh- NO!
Don't bother if you're solo elo, I will first pick and still carry, because I don't belong in this ring.
Unlike you hard stuff. How many years? Five? Six?
Never gonna climb shitters these glasses must be impairing my eyesight. I must be seeing things
Let me remove them real quick. I've actually played this fucking matchup before fuck Yorick
You know dude fucking bad pussy and this guy plays support Aurora
I don't wanna go, I don't wanna try Conker again. I remember I was sitting in bed thinking
I was gonna go this. Actually, I mean, laying on the couch. I haven't slept in my own bed
in over a month and a half, so. Those, now I'm gonna try Ignite and it gets Yorick. Actually,
late Yorick, I'm not looking at OP.DG in fucking Jatlo, sorry. Person choice Panda.
Been doing meet and greet or like a twitch cutters up in case we can meet you in person.
I have one coming up in Sweden in a while for an A. I'm not sure what we're doing yet.
Might be at TwitchCon. I'm not sure. Why Sweden? Dreamhack.
We were for the meetup in Berlin. We did. We're driving like 10 hours away.
Flying, whatever. Is Yorick one trick? I don't think so.
Map cover. I don't know. These LowRelo LaBoo's Ghost way more. I'm not gonna do it.
I don't want my Jolli to run it down. No way he doesn't.
That brashest wave go full.
I hate my fucking shitty life.
Why am I so fucking worthless to society?
I don't understand.
I'm just fucking worthless as a person.
Keep it together, T. You're right.
Hold the line, hold the line, bro.
Hold the line, hold the line.
I'm playing chess anymore, not right now.
Dizzy with life, brother.
Watch House of Dragon, no.
Do the ghouls get a chance at some point?
They're too strong like this?
I
Yes
He lets me proxy
Maybe
I'm not sure this allowed. I guess he's not actually taking any damage fucking ghouls. God damn, bro
And it begins
25k subs for full warcraft 3 campaign. I might do that anyway
Yeah, I actually remember playing the Warcraft tournament when I was fucking a wee lad
Not tournament campaign. I actually love it. I
Can't remember anything about it. I know as I played it
As a kid of stouted. Yes stacks. I'm a sack
Honestly, I think it's a plate I do that
Come here.
You suck, you shit.
Shit, kid.
I buy Pussy.
Get for greeting the plate, dumbass.
He's stupid.
Why do I feel like my auto attacks are smoother with this gear and room page?
I just used the Riot-recommended one.
I should have proc'd.
There's Maiden at Fuckface.
Ice, kids.
You know who the fuck?
I said it.
I said what I said.
My head's not a pump.
They get proxied again. I couldn't make the game work
Thank you guys appreciate that lads I'll return that back phaser should could have lived if you kill I don't I thought about it
I don't think so
This is bounty. I'll take it consolation. We also got the riff
Welcome Aurora's useless ask at that one
The knight knit this tru tru tru and we were down bounty back
Is variety insane or is it a bit well at first I thought he was just curling
But now he's been doing it for literally like eight years seven years
And if you think about it, who can actually do it for that long like usually you would graduate high high school or college
Or grow a family he's like literally ignoring all that the type of push-chance
So bit into a bit see but it's his life
So it's like, you know, I'm gonna kill this guy for ego.
I was phase rush on these items, I kill them.
I'm pretty sure I just kill them.
I think some dragons have to be shot.
I get this turret, so it's a good one.
It isn't a chat.
Chargers?
It fucking cost me an entire turret!
Get off of me!
Left click, no how do you go where I fucking put my mouse?
Bitch.
What's up Craig?
I have to click where you see the rift?
I don't give a shit.
I should be able to aim perfectly to go where I'm fucking pointing
Has this I don't think I just made a dumb ass listen for me. There's my team
I think we killed jungle. We should have a chase need a big flash. I guess I was losing. I didn't realize
Not I think they're almost 0 and 7 pro you kill with flash here, it's not worth which is good
But that's probably sold flash in 20 minutes. It just came off cool down. Oh facts. You go mortal. It looks good. Look I almost forgot
It is
There to the mighty have fallen is what it is metaphor
We're currently doing operation get there and gutted my team's doing operation give Tyler cancer, so
You one of us can be victorious. I'm in work
This is what I've been NOT doing.
I gotta wait for my next flash.
Literally.
Let me use it pretty close.
I can't touch this guy.
It's all worded fuck.
Or shit, guys aren't listening.
Oh, that's the thing about, like, I swear, there is such a, like, a macro cheesy champion
that if you can't cheese, it's really hard to play the game.
I got two guys. I got two how much you get
Well, it's actually like so obviously this isn't very how you know and even in my games players don't play like this
It's obviously a ghosty, you know where I'm at
It was something to play but it just fucks it up. So I can't play macro or I can't tease like in punish
Which I've never been able to do that. It's fair on any role
I need to have never been able to make these plays ever like actually never
Alright, we still got elder. I'll have flash up. There's a chance
Are you just worth it since this is the last fight just about this?
We have flashes. There is a shot.
Yeah.
You're inhibitor.
Baron, you see what happened when you grow up? No father?
No, it actually- I mean, for instance, you're ghosting. That actually matters.
Because if I would have got that pick right there, which was very obviously ghosted,
your turret has been destroyed.
Then they don't get Baron. And we have numbers advantage for Baron.
And they actually have to back. And I think we, we get Baron.
Need ghosts.
Right, ghost game.
Check Vod for wards, bro. I'm telling you.
I have played 10,000 games fucking a year.
You think I do not know when somebody is ghosting?
You think I can't tell league movement?
You mean if my entire team was running it down, if the game is even?
There's an advantage. I mean, this isn't warded.
It's actually pretty cheeky of me to sneak in here.
And this guy is 100% walking in here.
100% but the stream delay caught up.
If any, if a good, what an actual player does is, if they're not ghosting us,
Yorick would use his E on the bush.
That is what would happen. This guy is walking forward. This is ghosted.
He would E the bush. This is normal.
This guy was doing it all game long. It's ghosting
It is man
It's some weird movement earlier, too. I mean it is like whatever like dude. It's D1. I'm just saying yeah
I this is what Garen thrives with the cheeky cheesy. Ooh, is he in the bush one shot play?
Which makes which didn't let some play macro?
Right because then the enemy has to come to fit and right there. That's free Baron if they're not ghosting
I already said that I was fighting with the subs, brother.
Well, fight with Pinkord?
Yes, the guy ran around.
Yes.
Kinda held on to the fort.
Alright, we got one more.
I mean, it's not, go see who's not, like, I haven't thought, whatever, it is what it is.
My teammates do it all the time too.
It's not like I give a shit if I win or lose these fucking dog shit diamond low elo game.
I don't care, I'm just, I'm just pointing it out to the audience.
That, okay, guys, this should be going way better, but this is what's happening.
I'm just letting the audience know.
Thank you full power. You mean a ghosting tilt now you've been ghosting for ten years now?
I mean as there it is, but like I said, it's on my other account maybe, but
Nowadays I play like I don't really pan to my camera that much
I try not to say where the enemy like my juggler is and then I play a lousy
So what the fuck is ghosting? But a lousy and Garen are very different characters
Like whatever you ghost a lousy. I'm not running anyway. I'm standing and fighting. I'll hit your tower
You're in you you're annoying little rat. I'm not a fking a bush on a lousy
But Bola shut your bitch ass up. You're not go damage for top. I'm full tank. All right last game
Well, well, well look who it is
owner Greg the pot head. Oh, you're going down this time Greg. Oh
You're going down this time
I've come a long way
Since we last played Greg. Hello, Greg. Still here in low
He low
Played against this dog shit monkey Greg
Wait, was it whatever? It's all for me by the way
Literally, that's all because of my play. It's all because of me. I fucked up. The jungle is clear
Chat that's he doesn't know that Greg stoned right now. Yeah, she's a fucking loser
Mr. Meekle, what's up?
Chat again.
Gregory Settin.
Gregory Settin, TP'd.
As long as it's TFT, 8 years have seemed paid.
I think I'm retiring next year and going yachting.
Your best life, baby!
What happened? Oh, they saw that's a buzzer.
What's yours, go to your manning trade.
Used to seem T-Swizzle on the daily.
What is that? Uh-oh.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh.
Look at that. Uh-oh.
Oh, and in his piss...
Are you brain?
I had to get that cannon. I had to get that cannon.
That's what it is.
Hey, how's my new 25 CNS?
At 7 minutes, that's one clear.
The guy's done one clear.
Look at more Y.
Call it into their core, Jihadist, and Cogmoi's meta for this strat.
Hey, sweet bro.
Oh god.
You mind if I add flash?
By the way, this guy is dead if I have flash.
I don't remember my ignite gives an embiss.
Okay, if I pull down slower.
Re-add, boy.
Should I get ganked like that?
Fuck with my flash.
Can it flash?
Fuck.
It has been slain.
Good to kill.
Raged in.
It's slain.
Oh, who's a paid actor who gives a shit he's trying his best?
Oh, here we go again. I like this guy.
Wait, and Jink's miss-deal on the- on the- on the Juggler who's not moving.
Oh my god.
Oh, he didn't like that.
No, it was fighting the system. Is that what's happening?
Yeah, wait, how did Nuna die?
Spawn here, what?
I understand that 3M less in Diamond than I do in my other account.
I swear to god these players are terrorists.
Stoner Drake wins this round? I guess Stoner Drake is fucking unbeatable.
Stop fighting, you freaks!
Blast, anybody?
I'll make mistakes, brother. I mean, like, they're so bad. I feel so bad.
Just to die, Jin.
Yeah, my team grew to me again. We lost.
I'm not gonna like me saying this.
If I have a higher win rate, it'd even you more bad.
I'm gonna pick Dammit.
Wait, their Vlad doesn't have CC.
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.
Dude, I'm so bad at securing kills, to be honest, on every role.
Awesome.
But you're running it down.
Oh, got away from my flash.
I can get this Jinboundy.
I can, for sure.
He has no barrier.
He has no Hope.
No, go this is awful. I know they all are and I'm giving them these bounties. Fuck me
Then it is guaranteed dead once I get some is
If I die, I tried one for one is it worth it suck shut up?
He just W forward him corki was cooking for a second. Nah, I don't think he was ran
Bro, this is D1. I don't remember D1 being this bad. It's okay. Here we go
So, last game, last fight of the day, lads.
You know what I said I would do.
But that might be all she wrote.
That was some bad a game, please.
Back to D3 where I belong.
Dude, I don't care they suck.
I did my part.
I held mine to the bargain.
I carried.
I tried.
It's on me.
Raiden drops an easiest fuck, top gap, noob, later losers, says this fuckin' bot head.
Also check your mail for an invite to a party I'm throwing, all the cutest dudes will be
there where it is bombed.
Pass.
No, I'm not oiling up, whatever.
Alright, that was our last game.
Another bad day, we got rank 185 on my main, learned some Garen, actually didn't lose
a single matchup today on Garen.
Lost some games, but it is what it is.
Alright, that's it for us. Reminder, I'm on our last stream actually before I go to Riyadh, but I will be live on that Saturday Sunday, challenge starts Monday, I believe.
So yeah, so won't be here Friday, I'll be here Saturday Sunday.
The subs, the ds, the phones, so I'm here at Twitter, I'm here at A-Squad, we're out in this pitch, Mother FUCKERS!
And with that being said, Riyadh.