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08-08-2024 · 7h 51m
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Banger you know it's sailors for month
Birthday whatever apologies guys. I was watching the Olympics
Dude, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I can win a gold medal in a 200 meter dash
Just saying just saying just saying I could have brought home gold for USA
Hey Olympic coaches my Twitter DMs are open hit me up team USA basketball my Twitter DMs are open
Hit me up. I got what it takes, bro. I got what it takes. Anyway, gotta get that out there because I was just watching the 200
Right. It is what it is
Sup sup, though. Beautiful Thursday. Feeling good looking massive. I did incline way early. I've been up since 5 a.m
So I have so many things going on so many things. I'm such a business man
I don't got time to come on here and talk to a computer scream in a room by myself playing a children's
virtual online game
Right for however many man children in the chat who are losers. I don't got guys. It is what is it is what is
It is where it is. I'm still the absolute pinnacle of human species. Don't ever get that twisted
But we're back at it today so far
I'm busy. I said I lifted so even if I lose in league. I'm winning in real life
Bro, like seriously, like, dude, these guys have to be so mad at my games.
These people that grief me, honest to God, I think most of the griefers have just like
stopped most of them because they just realized that, bro, no matter what they do, number one,
when you're my games griefing, I'm getting paid.
This is my job, right?
I have a staggering success in real life, both physically and with my family, bro,
I'm a beautiful daughter.
I have a girlfriend.
I have a beautiful girlfriend.
I mean, like, bro, I'm just winning.
Laugh about me.
Right?
I can go on all day.
Literally, I could go on all day.
Yesterday was our first day in Challenger Tier.
I played eight games.
I gained 1LP.
That's A. It's not a marathon.
A. Or excuse me, it's not a sprint, bro.
It's not a sprint.
I don't care.
If I went one LP every single day, and I need 2000 LP for rank one, like, dude, I could do that in like eight years.
Like, dude, that's not shit for me, to be honest.
It is what it is.
Uh, games went pretty well.
After we started doing top, I'm going to start bot lane today, then swap to top.
Also, we got WoW later today, World of Warcraft 3 later today.
Uh, that tournament is tomorrow at 2PM.
Lock load and go.
Lock, load, and go. What's up, Zero? Warcraft 3. I keep fucking it up.
It's so confusing. Why'd they name him like that?
Hey, why'd we remove the He's Right emote?
Oh, because we added that He's Right emote.
That one makes me slightly uncomfortable.
We back, though. Karmic, what's that?
Same letter as good. She's yapping a lot. She's growing so fast.
She's not gaining, like I said, she kind of gained weight really fast.
really fast she was 16 pounds 96 percentile she's kind of her she's probably
about 17 pounds now after a month and a half but she's growing she's getting
taller the incline today slash chess and this bastard a cat and Nelson ran away
last night right I on on like the community Facebook page somebody posted
him like does anybody know whose cat this is like bastard Nelson no he didn't
run out we let him outside and he snuck through the fence right the lady who
posted was like we fed him and gave him water we hope he's okay this spoiled
little bitch-ass cat. He is fed? He probably was looking at, yeah, literally this by the way,
the SAGE emote. He probably walked up to their house like this. I'm sorry guy,
please help me please. I have the worst life ever, help me. Right? You're such a bastard.
The dude whatever right away bro. He came back by himself like two hours later
spoiled rotten
Robots up
The leaders got free food. Yo D. Shawn official one
Thanks to those 20 gifted goddamn subs bright and early Brody. Thank you, man
Bro, I need to go a D
But, I really wanna go driven with a, uh, I don't have a choice.
I don't have a choice.
It's something worth being fit, like, Raleigh, I have to.
18 days left for the subs?
I think it's 17.
I'm gonna tell a letter, bro, fuck off.
Remember that tank on their team, YGO AD?
You could actually build.
You could actually stack them, or LCS Co-Stream starting tomorrow, or Saturday, Saturday.
It's the last week.
Why did your lifting peak?
2022.
Meh.
early 2022 and I'm currently entering my second peak right now you realize you
told grubby to fuck himself yesterday when you played worldcraft 3 and now
what guys this first game of the day not just a bot game but a carry game
Oh, yeah, there's gonna be some nasty click. Sorry guys
It's not a power meet out right now
You and love you from Hong Kong. Thank you, bro. I can't read your name, but I appreciate that wolf
So close to bitching 225 a milestone bro. Good luck
Got it.
Lightweight.
Let's go play support.
This guy, uh-oh.
This guy is a...
Karrot.
This is horrible for us.
They got that invade off.
We can't push when we die.
Oh.
This is really bad.
I'm not gonna skin my axes because it's like so fucked up.
I have to let this wave push.
We're going to fucking die.
A little ghosting or someone just warded.
What do you mean?
This kid's...
What I was saying before they invaded was this Rumble's
What I was saying before they invaded was, this Rumble's match history is straight terrorism.
Like actually, he's either dying to 0 and 15 play Rumble's support or he's going 15 and
0.
I got a bad feeling about this one, maybe we point flipped a 0 and 15.
It's support gap actually, but it's like definitely a good invade call, it is what it is.
Sir Subray no bday today a young 31 cheers, but dog egg
Congrats for you
Still has flash apparently
And I really worried about block work like I'm gonna be up CS, but my job was shit on in my
Here and not think of her stream no problem, Brody
Yeah, and we have that top matchup this guy's just a fking mid. I feel bad the only play is just
When you got this game I mean
my top side just want to fight oh no my support's fucking he's not taking it
especially to compare to the support to this bike this guy is doing nothing this
guy is solo solo one mid lane and he's solo lane bot lane let me just keep
fighting like I'm trying to have a world where we start to fight I don't think
there's one I think we just have to fight or outplay fight going in what else
to do. I just can't commit again for the fifth time. You know what? I gotta give props to this
Ziggs. If I was Ziggs, I'm dying 12 times. I'm not alive. I'd be so pissed. We're sitting
AFK, my Rumble's sitting AFK bot lane. We're just quiet, love yet again. We're driving
games so bad. I mean, it's not like brand or like smolder, where you can like, oh
I have bad support. Let's just CS and we'll be useful later. It's not, you can't
do that. I'm draven. Not how it works. You have to like participate. You have to get
ahead. I almost got him by myself. That was...
I just pissed their pants in fear when they see draven, so they're going to fight it. I
mean, it's unnecessary that. Like if I get supports, you can play it. Like if I
get... but the draven games are getting like Rumble or Seraphine or Janna! Like
Obviously, you're gonna fucking lose right unless the enemy team picks like useless shit like that
Or support just not unless I said easy bigger support on dragon. See if I should it's not worth playing
Like he actually does stuff. Yeah
This game is literally if you swap supports it the other team wins. Hey guys, so sportive
So fucking tense what I'm saying. It's fucking complete option
All right, we started out yesterday zero three
No way this can get worse
Guys followed me top another both top
Letting me fucking escape the torture
But her that support or that support is good. I want a hundred percent need to get a good matchup
Let's sell my shit by Swifties this game's done
He's hurricane I should go hurricane first
That hamster out of it's up
Okay, Gerald Gerald you didn't say that
Who bets on rumble support, Lee?
I mean, it used to be played, but yeah, this guy's just terrorizing fucking games.
Dude, support either has high DPS, hard CRT, hard CRT, hard CRT, hard CRT, hard CRT.
I mean, to be fair, I do have about 100% win rate on the...
...or a game-driven.
Get what we built, though.
And then we went with Wyrmogs II.
Deacon, what's up?
I had Wyrmogs, I lived there.
Oh, shit, I got an assist.
What the fuck?
Winnable.
Maybe.
I
Mean my jumble's voting no, I don't why am I doing top?
humble might hit no because he's like his he goes bruised but
That's a bad vote. I like that game yesterday
We were down 20,000 gold and nobody on my team even started in FF vote. No one respects their time
But it's starting bro. Hey, we're crept in the stream. Yes
Yes, bro. In the term it's tomorrow.
Maybe a team could be like, hey, Draven's build, he's trolling.
Little do they know. Outta my fucking lane, dipshit.
That just kinda dies, shit, man, in all these games.
Startling OP.GG.
Uh, coin flip, the 12-0 game.
Safe to say. Safe to say this was not it.
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.
Like, realist, this is actually a pretty nice, I don't, to be fair, I haven't seen a gap this big in a while, from any role.
Find me frontline.
It's like God, this guy has a skin.
This guy must be loaded.
Dude, it's, uh, I remember the first time, congrats Billy.
Alright, Baron spotting, I can only steal it with my ult.
I don't know if you're gonna try though.
Hey, thought they should be hitting yes about now.
This game is always so bad.
What's yours?
Did you get it yet?
Keep the vision score dumbasses!
What a fucking complete waste of time, bro.
What a complete waste of time.
Would you like simulate the first like five games of stream?
It's wasting everybody's time.
Yeah, I mean that rubble running it down.
So what does this guy's match?
I guess it's just what he does.
I suppose it is what it is.
It's like, again, complete dog shit.
Okay, this game, you get a 12-1-12.
Whoa!
There's this game, 0-12.
4-11.
Okay, so it's like, this guy either runs it the fuck down, or 1v9s, or runs it the fuck
and we flip for the lucky one.
He's a 100% rumble, while he plays, uh, this is rumble, this is rumble-top, rumble-top.
top, Abraham. Realistically, he only has five Rumble support games. He legitimately ran
down three, carried one, and then just happened to win one. So it's like a, I would say like
a 20%, right? What about Ziggs? Ziggs got AFK camp, literally. My jungle got two
man invaded by Viego and their support, it's unplayable, right? What can we do with this
kind of player? It is what it is. Dude, just don't put an effort. Imagine if I was sweating
that entire game and that guy just kept dying over and over and over again. Like how annoying
with that dude. That has got to be the most tilting thing. And players like that don't
really care because dude, 100% would you rather be the reason your team lost by
four funding or would you rather lose because somebody else in your team's four funding players
like that dictate that that win loss 20 like 100% of the time sounds like their karma playing
for fun so if you write you should just shut off your brain and when you get them
on your team just fucking send it with them it's a complete waste of time anyway you
said you want to be the main characters so when they they aren't they just send
did? Kinda. Kinda. I don't think that rumble, that's not how I'm saying it, that rumble doesn't
care if he wins or loses. That guy's legitimately just playing for fun. Like he doesn't, he
doesn't give a shit. Is that so wrong? Four fun norms, maybe? Playing to win and playing
for fun is way different. Hope this isn't this bastard of a ye from a couple weeks
But how could we ever lose this game?
But guys, how is this loseable that our only CC is Jin W?
Pipe QE, but how could we ever lose? How does Master Yi ever die, right?
How could this game ever be lost? It's a free win GG
GG win guys
Thanks for the LP. There's no way we lose this game. Well, I've been sleeping on the couch
It's like the last month and a half because Kayla sleeps with samler and I sometimes wake up with sleep at me
And blah blah blah my sleep. That's a bit of the couch last night. I finally slept in the guest bedroom
I'm built for the couches bro. I'm built for the couches my back hurts my neck hurts
Shoulders hurt as it was built for the couch
It happens into a minion spawner.
Test spawner.
I said that because we had a child so we don't have time to go into the movie room.
Why did my mask eat his ping for a leash, by the way?
The happiest girl in the world.
Is that what it tell me when my stupid fucking drummer just pinged for a leash?
Why are we leaching?
I've been slain.
Okay, so anyway, you know what I was talking about?
Like, four fun players.
This is the shit I'm talking about.
Like, this dumb shit right here.
Like, what that mask you just did.
It's like a complete waste of my time.
So this guy does not care if we win or lose, right?
Doesn't give a fuck.
So there's no point of putting in an ounce of effort.
And again, this bike did flash like that level 1.
Does anybody on this fucking server care?
Like, really, like seriously, does anybody give a fucking flying shit?
Too crazy.
Bro, I'm challenger by the way.
This is 800 LP.
Watch this vlog for the first 4 minutes.
Watch this VOD for the first four minutes. I'm 800 LP. Still a fucking degenerate, but I can't believe he died.
I'm gonna do a flash on the... in there maybe.
It's fine, Pyke's so bad, and my support's not any better.
My jungle's not any better.
My top?
My mid?
I'm gonna find out.
I think that might be a good choice to come bot lane, brother.
I am 2-0.
Perhaps playing with this jungler is not the win-con.
A buffer up here.
You signed up for the Alpha Lab for 2x KO?
Bro, that name is not good.
Bro, is there a more fluid way to say it?
Double KO?
You signed up for double KO?
I am so glad it's stolen.
I am so glad.
He deserved it.
Aw, I'm so glad.
You're a fucking idiot.
He won brand game with kills?
Damn.
Also, I have to get Hourglass this game.
I just get a second.
Rylize.
Does Rowe fucking hate me or what?
It's fine, we're winning, everything's okay.
That's not freak out, let's keep our composure.
All I'm gonna say is, if this were 2016, I'm solo losing this game.
And you know what? I would be completely fine with it.
If you're this fucking stupid, it consistently leaves me bot like that.
Luckily I'm reformed.
Fine, I already lost my bounty.
How many years have you played this game for?
Some slate season one.
Five months in league and I'm bronze, am I getting doing good or good?
It could be worse.
It could be worse.
Why?
I don't play League, why does no one type in this game except flame?
League players are all depressed.
Oh, League players are all mentally fucking fed.
They're failing in other aspects of their life.
Are you failing?
No.
I'm the exception, bro.
Amazing that 38.
Stop throwing.
I'm not throwing.
Actually, who knows?
This, uh...
The Collie is fit as fuck.
He's this hourglass by could be throat, but I think the value is too big this
Hi Zed
Bad
That hourglass by the image that this guy
Sorry Charlie and his barrier though and fucking character all first used it for her W right on the outside
Oh my god
On your support more deserve
Honestly, I should
I didn't do nothing, what's up ClayTort is at sub, at 31, just do that at 60, when it
done do be have a good stream, thank you buttered, I mean is this what my support wants me
to do?
Be happy if I die, Daryl, you'll be happy, you won't have threes, I'll be better, I
will be better, who pinged me, I'm even running it, I'm 7 and 4, the problem is
I started the game 7-0 or 6-0. That's the problem.
If you're playing for soul, brandy queue hitbox is so shit. It's really not. It's actually
pretty good hitbox. Pretty pay-rable. My account's just blacklisted, unfortunately. Unfortunately
for me. I don't care. After I died when I was 6-0, like, I don't. It is what it is.
Did you say this game was impossible to lose? Oh, true. And champ select. Yeah,
Yeah, no, this game's actually just completely impossible to lose.
How do they ever kill...
How do they ever kill Master Yi to have no CC?
This game's elusable.
Wrong bro. Can't fucking move.
This is so broken in a brand.
It's actually broken as shit. I actually don't know why they're not changing the interaction.
It's game breaking, I feel like.
Oh, I got a terrible feeling about this.
Wait, not even a kill, I love to steal.
Wait, my Master Yi... Wait, I thought that was Yone!
Wait, my Master Yi went over the wall like a dipshit and died?
Wait, I thought that was Master Yi!
Oh no, I thought that was Yone that went over the wall.
Oh no, he's running away!
Oh no, oh no! Don't run, Vlad!
He's spamping me.
Do it for her.
Do it for her. Do it for her.
Do it for her. Do it for her.
Do it for her.
Do it for her. Fine, we're doing it for her.
Wait, do we have got it?
It's on the first of the fight, it went back in.
I probably didn't think this, uh, I'll even win that.
Surprise! We lost!
That I was six playing for me? Why?
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with your fucking brain?
What is wrong with these people's fucking skulls?
Like, bro, you would press tab?
Oh shit, my AD carry is 6-0.
How about I don't be a fucking retard
And I just sit in this lane
What's worth of VOD watch? Bro, this is 800LP by the way
Yeah, and then my Master Yi can't play because
He's playing against Jiro CC
Let's actually watch this VOD
Disturbing
Disturbing bro
Hatchets, what's up?
What's happening? Hi-Lo 2 I'm doing? Watch this
Wanna see something? Watch this
Watch this first
Minute and a half, watch this
This is 800LP
Ready?
Let me watch.
Look at that.
This is enemy support.
Okay, 800LP challenger.
Enemy support?
I mean, watch both.
Like, my support doing that as well.
What are you doing?
Like, dude.
Look at these two fucking retards.
Like, they're, like, such terrible players, right?
I've never seen this at 800LP and be like,
yo, bro, you can win.
Okay, well, it's like, just instant, right?
Watch this.
So that's again this 800 LP game two minutes. All right, let's wrap back around
800 LP challenger
Oh, what are dumb into? Oh, whoa, wait. Whoa, what are we? Oh?
Oh, oh
Oh, oh, okay, dude
800 LP challengers by the way, you're telling me these aren't silver players
Let's watch this top side. Hey, she actually misses the smite as well by the way watch this
800 LP. Alright, so 80 carries 4-0,
Rel roaming, Rel roaming, kill. Okay, wait, what the fuck?
Rel's bot lane? Wait, Rel came bot lane and we killed him again?
Holy fuck! Better bot is winning this game!
What is go- dude, like, oh my god, every bot play's just gone potluck.
I'm 5-0-1, you're 1-3-6, enemy bot lane can't play.
Holy shit! All sunshine and rainbows, maybe?
Let's go!
All right, where we going? Okay. Okay. Nice. All-Sun-Tender-Rainbows. Okay.
Do we head bot lane again after we respawn? To our fettest fuck 80 curies? Oh, let's
Take a little stroll. Where are we heading here? Oh, nope. I'm gonna go bot lane actually. Ah, Rod. Fuck that.
Let's go top side. I'm going for a little stroll in the jumble.
Um, I have 400 gold bounty, okay, where, okay, what, what, what, what the fuck are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh!
Worth it!
Worth!
We killed the 1 and 3 Zed and gave up our 80 curies bounty, let's go!
Oh, I'm fighting for my life's bot lane with the bounty!
And it's just terrible because they also get fight gold as well.
Good play, Rel.
You could have just right clicked bot lane.
Who's gold swing from that?
Up? 2k?
Up 1k. So that actually almost took 1000 gold lead.
It's better I guess. Dude it's like...
Actually let's watch how they win.
Actually this is where we lost.
I didn't actually see what happened.
Alright we're actually down gold here. Probably piked.
Alright.
4v2 what happens?
Oh! I- Hey whoa!
Wonder who it could have been?
Who's support doing?
Let's see who this guy picked.
Some dumb shit, bro. So fun. Realistically this guy goes like Nautilus
There's nothing else. He banned Seraphine, so he's not an enchanter player. I don't think yeah
I think Nautilus is a good player, bro. Well, it's not like Rell played Delayne when she was there bad
That's why it makes no sense. The guy's just a fucking idiot. It doesn't make sense for him to run around the way he did
Nautilus is just the best player. Nautilus' win rate is actually like 46%. He's really bad.
Well, Leona's actually a little bit too low-range.
I almost, what's up, holy fuck, I almost didn't do my rune.
Oh my god, that would have been tilting.
Has he been winning his Draven games?
Nah.
The rune recommend there saved me, let's see what it gave me.
Last stand and, I like it, pretty good.
Alright, what do we got here?
Oh, it's the same dog shit support from last game.
way we can lose some of us my Nautilus fucking jumps off a cliff in real life
which I double everyone in the game.
Hunter jungle? Watch this game? Support won't leave the 80 carry side?
Oh it usually goes bro.
I like flash auto level one. I mean it's in a camp plan anymore.
Look at this.
Can you imagine what a different game it would be?
If this guy locked in like Seraphine.
Did that two zonas off cannon? Are you fucking serious?
I really did that
So we couldn't farm the cannon
You're not deranged at all bro. Oh you want to play bro or what? Wait, why am I not gonna stop playing?
Why am I not let's just stop playing there. I'm confused
I don't think I'm mentally well right now because I just wanted to flash in place
We get a kill on these heads all our flashes down, right?
I'll just keep hitting it. I don't tell you bro fighting 2v3 if jungle game. I
I mean we tried it was four bot again my jungle fucking dog shit at least not a
listen there zero it's up we were not getting jungle gap by the press loser
here I fear we are
oh this guy's is gapped by auto-filled the press loser
I'll check that by design. I won't give the pressed loser a compliment. I want him to speed up press
Yeah, like I said, I'm a socio fucking path
Not a lie. I think jungles that have like three
many lanes or at least two
Play worse than junglers with at least like two losing lanes
Like because they don't know what to do. So they just end up doing nothing
Am I not just like throwing a mass hook?
Maybe it's like well people lose focus could be why?
It is.
Schartner's 5th time bot lane might again like yes if juggles down a bot instead of 3 win
yes it is, unfortunately he's not.
It's a positive point.
No miss everything, miss everything, miss everything.
You're fucking terrible.
He's hitting him though, he is hitting the hook.
What's that?
I think I just...
Permafight.
I... I die a lot now.
We're bad.
Oh, you slipped that push, dumbass.
No, it's my...
Enemy killing is free.
And enemy has been slain.
No.
Dude, wow.
This is so fucked up!
I'm not gonna lie.
This is bad at the game.
What is this fucking garbage?
I guess you just pissed them off?
I did. I don't think that's the problem.
I think we're just bad at the game.
We can't cope.
A little sulk has used ult, but he just went to flash her.
I mean, I shouldn't be the one dying there.
Here they were scared of, uh...
Here they were scared of Skardar.
Nice, bro. The one HP Skardar who only has armor.
You're both AP. What are we doing?
Solid effort, bro.
Yeah, Kasset.
I'm not for fun with this game, I don't think you should.
Keep that in try. Way too bad.
The mental state is 6 feet deep now?
Okay, but yes it is.
But I'm playing with fucking terrible players because I didn't change them so I got right
Ass sand cat GG. I'm not cheating last stand value. It's not
Going bot lane every little bunch of pussies that are afraid
I mean Nostalus isn't afraid. He's just stupid. It's like he's not afraid. It's a dumbass
He was afraid he wouldn't be like spam Q'ing like throwing those hooks when skarner was spot
Was he afraid at this instance? Yes, because he's just bad. He feels so low
I'm on the road
Guys really love trying it to uh miss cannons, huh? Holy shit
There's some autoing too slow
Certainly not good. Are you almost three items at 17 minutes? What I'm to item
Not even close to a third not even a half way
Fast I can't pick that at the noon fellow little pup 18 USA's playing with the score. You have a bounty
Yeah, we'll be done. I did play Tars. I
Like 30 all these I didn't realize they were fighting down by 10 thumbs
I
Told him to call fucking to me. It's an axe but you're wet. Holy fuck
Assets that hat guys. I'm low key three items team points down. Wait. There's no either down
There's unsurbia. So yeah, okay, but that's one NBA player. Okay. Who else grow so soft
Ron and Steph aren't playing.
Wait, what do you mean?
They're actually, they're physically not playing or like, they're just being so bad that they're not playing.
Oh, it's the, they're not playing like, oh, he ain't playing this game.
Like, they're serious.
Ah.
What quarter is it?
Fourth?
Yep, GG.
Yep, this is America, bro.
We can't win, shit.
What do you mean?
Fourth is when they finally start playing?
Alright, we'll see.
Americans don't care about sports anymore?
I mean, it'd be cringe them not to win because of the previous shit talk in the last Olympics or whatever it was.
World champions or whatever.
And then they- the Bron finally plays again, Steph finally plays again, and they all lose.
Heh, yeah, that's embarrassing, bro.
They're going top lane, I guess I really don't want to lose.
Good reset there, fucknice.
That's the play.
Did they win the brand game? Nope.
Probably more to a reminder, I just have double random wins.
You guys have one MR item on the entire team.
You might eat a Baron trade.
Way out of that, for that long.
Ever be won despite him.
Orbeez, what's up?
PX, thank you Brody.
Alright, let me see this, bro.
Team USA's gotta be better, right?
Like, you guys are just capping or what?
Are the women's-is-the-women's team winning?
You might know.
Play tomorrow. Oh, they got this. I mean the player thing is you already know
That those players are like like this isn't uh, oh, we didn't try there. What a hundred percent sweating as well
Like in a is one like we're there with a hundred percent giving everything they have to win down to eight seven minutes left
embarrassing
How embarrassing?
I'm watching. I'm the Hispian Sports Tracker.
Aggie piece of fucking shit.
73, 78.
Alright, they're fine.
Alright, they're fine.
They're fine.
5 point game with 7 minutes left.
They come back.
Alright, everybody calm down. NA saved.
Uh, it's-it's-it's a wrap.
Disgusting pig dog Steve Kurt.
Bro, is that bum Jason Tatum playing today or what?
You better have zero minutes that have been in center have all be with Satch
Big Satch Blurries Big Satch
Zero minutes does I'm saying but keep that kid off the court. No offense that guy. I
Like I said, I had friends who would that
school with him
Well, I don't care whatever that guy is not a superstar. I said what I said I
Said what I said NBA champ cry pussy. Yeah
They they win without him on the court, by the way, not even top 20. He's top 20
He's not top five. He's not top 10
Thomas Bruce crying
It plays some fucking D
bro, oh, bro
We're getting dug it on by a guy named Bogdan Bogdanovic
What the fuck another real name Jesus, bro replace some fucking basketball
Basketball? NBA player?
Bog didn't Bog Danovic. I don't give a fuck.
Have your performance in the T1 basketball game was surprising?
Call you up to play? That's what I'm saying.
Like, dude, my deems...
The reason I'm so salty is because, like, bro,
my Twitter DMs have been open.
I could carry you guys.
Broken this app? Update Quipper?
Clear rebound?
Did we're soft, by the way?
Oh my god.
Bro, these guys are big for no reason.
Like, it's so wild.
Soft and fucking sorry.
We paid off the rest nice foul merchant fucking. Well, you're in the Olympics man the fuck up
You're seven plus feet tall get a fucking rebound
What are you doing? It's not like he's like a like Joel Joel is not like he's a fucking
Like a skinny seven footer, bro. He has to wait like four or three fifty get up there man
He's a big for no reason. What are we doing? He's lazy. It's not lazy. He's soft
They have their knees Tyler boo fucking who bro these guys get paid
hundreds of millions
Hundreds I don't give a fuck about your knee. I see they're down to you are sorry, bro
Fucking that grandpa out there rebounding. Oh my god
Why is the broad James 40 year old ass rebounding I go in yours too?
I think Draven again, kill me, I'm gonna go a different skin.
You think LeBron is good then?
Good you didn't see Michael Jordan play if you did you know LeBron sucks, you're an idiot.
These LeBron haters, okay and like the talents get wise by the way.
Players nowadays are so much better than what they were.
They are bro, so much better.
It's like comparing a challenger player from season 3 to a challenger player now.
Like a Chowder player in season three would be like low masters now.
We got Mark, Grudgy, Schmath, Memphis, Benjamin Dayo, Subs.
They're a dumbass, Luke.
Nice guys.
Nice composure after a timeout.
Our team comp is disgusting.
Take a job, Donut Hole.
Bro, if I see another offensive rebound, you're so soft.
81!
On the court.
Oh my god.
Okay, score it's over.
My god, it's my god. God, it's over. It's over
It's over. I never doubted. It's a beatdown now
Flip the switch. It's a beatdown. God damn
God damn
Hurry got 32. She hop on by
Sarabia, Sarabia, Sarabaraba. Enjoy that flight home. It's Prana. I don't give a shit
We'll talk shit, it's over, it's done bro.
Me and the boys have done it again.
Another dub.
Not all this pick is really bad.
We have to hear it and know how do we lose.
Spolder?
I don't think it's the worst.
Like Q as long as fuck, wasn't it?
Kind of was a good picture.
We have up Mundo at the moment.
If you get a good matchup, I think it's fine.
This summer's mid.
30 seconds into minion spawn.
Oh, wrap it up. The game's over.
Oh fuck.
Pretty good, Grape. Pretty good.
Wincon is... do nothing.
He's respawning off or what?
I need to understand that we can't play.
I'm all tabbed watching the game.
Sorry, bro. I'm not paying attention.
REAPER!
Game's over.
Really good for our chances of winning, bro. Thank you.
On my mid, a fiddle sticks one trick.
Yeah.
Something smaller. All right. I'm checked out.
I'm checked out.
Honest, I don't think it matters. I think this game was fucking lost regardless of that whole situation
Yeah, it is as a complies with the good code of conduct. I don't give a shit, bro. We're playing this fucking good
Steaming hot shit. Hey, that's almost blew it not even close the content
Made it look like that for content. I don't have anything to
Act for here. I'm not sure we out scale either, but we'll see maybe I can get a good arm press
I don't know how that top matchup is, I feel like I played it most as a game for it.
It's just, bad thing again, I feel like I've died a lot in it, I don't know how to think
about it.
Side lanes, my R-Press, the asset, I don't really see a fiddle 6-1 trick who's playing
smolver ever being useful.
I kind of did that, and then instantly ran away, I actually think that's a kill
Fiat
You're right. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have fucking first picked AP carry in my jungle goes AP support goes AP so it forces my
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm a little bit
Sternberg
Fucking yes, anything is I waited so long for this game was like 20 15 minute
You know, it's true like Santa 30 probably but I don't know. I
Dude, every time I get to Zile, I can't keep on.
I gotta keep on fucking.
I don't know why.
As fuck.
Lost 1v1.
Both of those that say that have lost 1v1.
You don't get to say playable as fucking, you're getting beat in your lane.
This guy said he was auto-filled.
So he fucking went here.
He's a gentleman.
He's fucking...
Yes, he lost.
Go one trick off.
Fiddle.
We're on a jungle.
He's quite close.
Who will carry the team?
Dude, for real?
Tell you what, this axe is bullshit.
I mean, the crazy thing is,
I made it by jubilant, for sure, gonna hit, no, actually by jubilant, I see.
I made sure to hit yes.
I'm trying to think, I was like, who's gonna vote no.
This should just be a yes.
This guy's just scamming smaller mid and doing nothing every game.
Asti, Asti.
Is where it is.
I were 1 and 3 yesterday too, when I, uh,
swapped the top.
I don't did the games just aren't playable wild. I don't know guys
Guys my
Morgana jungle did
674 not say I mean is where this guy is
1,000 they'll be challenger
That's not edible. That's not something very interesting, bro
Yeah, that's about it for 80 games. Just a bad game. Just a bad game. Just a bad game. It happens. Shake it off.
I was playing against Autofill Yone Jungle. I dropped 600. I feel like there has to be context behind this.
This guy's not playing against a challenger jungle. He's playing against a fucking mid Yasuo Yone 2 trick.
Chewing jungle like that got autofill jungle like this isn't punishable. Are we serious come on you for real?
It's your fault you made them buy MR
Wait a minute. So wait wait
The enemy support out damage did it like five times more damage than my jungle
double the damage of my top and
Almost as much damage as my mid lane the enemy and again. It's not support brand. It's not support Velka
It's support for all that's gotta be losers do that's gotta be losers
Do that plays more gonna jungle a play with actually steaming shit and now they like look at it further
But is it okay to be warm watching this not that in winter men or that the chat is doing anything worth typing
Huffer, but I think there is something about this gameplay and huge muscles that just make my legs shake
Just wish you were actually good at lead
That was weird. Thanks
So looks like this guy does literally nothing every single game and he builds like pink morgana
He's least damage dealt every game
His core build is right lies dead man
literally just
afk farming 50 50 coin flip
How's he challenger?
Fucking knows
Always every champion like here
Possibly
I've only lost one winnable game today another two recurve stops
For her trying gotta focus up first two were winnable fuck. Just the first one or just the second one
See me to the other pulse that you can't hear that game with those beds of shoulders in that dump truck of a sweep like it
Next game allowed or something else depends. I still want to play more Cho'Gath the warmogs and Trinity playing to X ko
Oh my turn you sure get seen on Twitter future long today sure guys when right this season is nuts
It's like 40% bro 43%
Yeah fucking mid lane not what I wanted
My support says it preferred oh
GG ATT it's your pal dog balls act just wondering if you are going to twitch con San Diego this year
I'm not sure it's been a while since we've seen each other, and I'd love to catch up. Let me know
Chat soon your friend dog ball Zach
Yeah, I'm not sure and cringe kind of play chug at that trolling
I'm not mid lane. I swap with my support. No lie. I think it's actually good here
I think about runes. I used to play it. I want to go guardian or is it a waste?
That looks on your team. It's freaking cool. I think this is gonna suck. I'm not gonna lie
I don't think China supports bad at all. Peace out. What's up, brother?
To the first six episodes of season two arcane leaf
Wait, really?
Not warning raptors my mid cannon
POTTO, what's up?
I did, Rip.
No, this shit about why having voice cards is gonna end, it doesn't voice shed?
I'm just not voice shedding now at a spite.
Now you've got me fucking shit, I won't play, dead, I'm dead, I won't reset, no, drop some
bomb like that.
No, it's not so bad, it's a fast reset.
Well, I might get a key.
Chimp, son.
The treasure's actually just so bad.
Am I building?
Am I used to play it?
I win.
shit that's out of the game now what wait actually what I build fuck I think I
have to go tank these are like she's actually so that all actually is getting
sidestep unfortunately which is a bit disgusting because she's solo range thank
you Nostra can only hit it from bush out of sight the support build is
Storms are okay. That's not the real bill. Thank you. She is almost 1v2
Ass man holding the way you're spitting bro
Men don't hold waves and the unloved
Parentless that I mentioned shit up T1. How's your fiber intake? I've been lacking. I'm not in a line
I haven't had many weeks in a while. I know we knew he was gonna be there. We've been that way. We actually
pinged it in. I don't think about Jhin just pressing R, but are these guys fighting?
I don't think enemy AD support are fighting. It's 6, buddy. Guys, any advice for wrist
pain from Lee? Exercise, bro. Use your wrist exercises. Giving 6 is really good.
Our bot has full vision. And that's TP. I mean, I feel kind of bad because
Rell's running around like a dipshit. I mean, Double X carrier is the worst player that ever exists.
I don't know what to tell you. Directing his streamers? Maybe he is.
Wait up, wait up, bro, wait up. Should we be toppling right now? I'm so sure.
This game's over. Seems actually just fucking gapped this shit. The fortunate that Rell runs
around for fun and just spawn to kill them because nobody wants to play the game.
and the enemy realm page.
Saw that, Jon.
Cup gap, if you overestate it when the echo got grubbed,
yes, which is what led to this.
But, enemy rel and enemy AD were for sure arguing in chat,
right, 100% so rel said,
fuck you, I'm just going to perma-roam.
So there's shit when that works too,
yes, because your teammates aren't fucking stupid,
it's a dub.
Up hanging me, double douche!
One item.
My double is worth 1,000 gold.
Oh my god.
Fucking 70 CS.
Hey, I'm not even trying to get this by the way.
That's like double comet slash scorch.
There you go.
Like dude, I can't stand junglers like this.
Guys, in him, you just tried to 2v2 with him.
Not us!
In him.
You're doing it to yourself.
The maids are over.
Oops.
The maze that are outside back to the home
I think I'm doing it here. I was a good ory me wombo should just let him die and stayed on gin. I'm dumb. I
Mean these guys are making the game so like ass to play
I mean that was my bad
I should just let rex and do whatever he's gonna do because he's just fucking playing for fun regardless if I'm sitting
Mid lane right there. He doesn't die then I don't die. We just gave so much golden bounties
He's feeding every time he can't hit.
He's just jumping in the hip, getting in the game, up one push.
Okay, double dick, double douche, double bitch.
This is finally, he dies.
Permit man, I mean, it's actually a bit disgusting,
because, typically, he's not running it down.
He doesn't give a shit whether we're losing.
He's 30 fucking AP because of me.
Nice flash, Brody.
He's silenced, coming up.
He's dope it down.
Dope it down.
The terrific pocket, he does it again on the support roll.
Why is it every time and time again, my AD carries are dropping their fucking best games of their lives when I'm support by the way.
Somebody tell me why that is.
Surely it's not just because I'm good, it's probably just a coincidence.
Probably.
Well, give me 20 for that, by the way.
I mean, that game was so annoying because bastard gap toppling.
Oh, true. Also, let's not forget the fact that I lane swapped with my mid.
So I'm winning in even more ways.
Should I have support as a brooklyn, I actually think should I have support as a good.
Hey actually, I was thinking Urgot support bro can you answer?
Yo, hello? Yo, dude. Can you ask me in game next time not on discord? I don't use this. I'm not a nerd
Okay, my bad. I didn't even know you wanted to get carried
Holy wait dude. Come on. I was sitting some through dude. You heard that one mid lane didn't she I was like what the fuck?
Yeah, I heard you call me double bitch in the clip right before that made you feel pretty
How'd you see that way bro? How'd you get that info that fast because you have like 10,000 chat hoppers in your chat?
Dude, that's all they do. Oh
Chat hop piece of shit. No, I meant I told you early dude. I was tilted because my chat was spamming me about
You're playing with double lived
It's so till dude like dude like one person saying it's fine
But it's like 50 people say the same thing every single time
I literally turned my head to tell them to fucking play in traffic in-game, right?
And then I missed the deck first Q and I was tilted so
But by the way, bro, you literally had the game of your life with me a support
I know I did I just got really I mean it's support gap. We all know what it is
No, I'm lucky bro. Good luck in your next one. Yeah, you too, bro. You played really well. Oh my god
You're the best man. Good job. You're so nice now
I gotta be on Ryan's whitelist. Oh my god
All right, you're reborn. See ya. Yeah fucking ugly piece of shit that guy fucking sucks
By the way, I double up his ass and washed up. What a bum that guy is
Message me on discord bro. We guys play games. Do you have discord perma open?
Or like
When you're on your PC, you have Discord open. Damn, I guess everybody does.
I literally never have Discord open ever. I have to open it after.
Or like, I only open it for business, like business meetings, that's it.
I never have Discord open. You got friends though?
I have friends. I just talk to Doublelift.
He's the greatest player ever. He's the greatest pro ever. I just talk to him.
He's jealous of me.
Yurtsin is, I think he'd play an EU,
which I'd hop when I go chug after there.
Music up a bit? Fuck no.
They keep sending in clips of what you're saying about him.
Bro, chat hoppers are the biggest...
...scum.
Sometimes I forget it.
I say something, and you guys go over to somebody else's chat,
even if they have like five viewers.
Bro!
Tyler1 just said that you suck dick!
Like dude, is that ever gonna make them play better?
Like, you're literally sabotaging me.
Bro, I need counter chat hoppers that snitch on anybody that's chat hopping and report them back to my moderators.
Oh my god.
Reckon mid, Wrexite top.
Can you see Nunu item? Apparently they do that to fix the Nunu snowball being in Visbug.
Wrexite top good.
Wrexite top heals forever.
So do you yeah, but I use mana. Oh, it's like they nerfed it
Don't play variety in devil is chat
Not that guy said that he got 10 more movement that looked like it
Sure didn't me. I'm gonna be honest. This is even
Like I have to AFK farm. I'm leading to zero damage
I'm doing zero damage and what little damage I'm doing he's
Really?
Hey, hasn't even modded.
Oh, I guess it just doesn't matter what I would have done in this game, huh?
Oh! Oh!
Oh, come on, TopGap!
Executioner's not worth it.
She just played for CS after the fight.
I wasted his gold on Ekko.
That'll be a Vod review?
Fuck, I'm not a Vod review in that.
Playing on 5-game.
Cause there's no way you wouldn't unburrow at least once.
I gotta get flashed on here and die.
Play nothing, right?
Just kill it back.
Yeah, it's actually just fucking awesome. Oh, shit. Well, you guys still on this one pot wall costing
Zero man
Shit, but I just fall already. I think what I don't actually gain cool
No, you're not still gankable in a while. He meant I got a wild
Jungle situation like that our jungle this guy shouldn't be able to play like that
Let's you shouldn't be able to dance right here. Oh, thank you for 15 minutes currently
nice especially if bot lane plays are working whatever i'll say fucking mistimed it one time
right with ye jungle zero percent i mean this is tio tio usually plays better later
i think something diabolical happened bot lane this one's fucking over
actually can't hit this guy with anything i can't w i can't fucking ult him this runs away
You move it speed this is it. I'm not having a good time. Oh
My damage how's that possible by the way?
Wait, I just hit his soul and he was out feeling it in burrow
Fine about it. So this guy three times that I'm three zero
I could have outfired their fucking 10 and zero bot lane. Are these guys spam flaming each other the entire game by the way
And they still just go bot
Bro, isn't that wild?
I think if they were flaming each other, they wouldn't fucking gank my lane.
If they finally come top, this guy doesn't press a single button.
By the way, no, Master Yi right here!
What the fuck is going on?
No, bro, you know what?
It was stuck from the start.
It is what it is.
Hey, we weren't winning this, no matter what.
Here we go! What's up?
Still typing.
still typing. Should rewatch and see what happened. I wasn't going to, but this is a bit absurd.
Then I could have played the top matchup safer until I got one item, then I think I just win.
I'm actually just winning now if I hit E. I mean if I would have played safe until one item,
what happens this game? It's fun. Whatever. As in regardless.
That blitz is the rel from last game? Oh is he? Wait, so I had the same bot lane from last game?
last game?
Were the rel rage roamed?
Wait a minute!
Wait, if that was the same bot lane from last game where the rel rage roamed after they
lost, why wouldn't this guy rage roam this game?
Cause he literally AFK camp top lane last game.
Why wouldn't he do it this game?
Instead he's just aren't doing it with whatever the fuck happened bot lane.
Alright, let's see what happens.
This looks like karma is literally one guy.
I don't know what match he's talking about you missed look at hook. Oh, that but I mean if that hook hits they kill
Nunu for free to be fair. I don't think that's that bad. I think blitz just had a hit the hook
I mean nobody has to we don't have to change like yes, let's miss
Do we have to like do over after I?
Guess it was before I feel got a change
I mean that games after they get quadra killed that no matter what whether it's
winnable or not mentally that's games fucked up
I'm 100% good. Do you see what's up? Trash as well. I know what I was saying like
this let's say a solo kill rex I like a level three or four okay
This will kill him again, okay? Again, okay?
I'm 3-0, she's 0-3.
Okay, now what?
We win that game?
This shit's looking like trash!
Remind him of Br-R-R-R-R.
Gil, what support would be actually a killer here?
We could go Allawian!
I actually love Allawian vs. Wukong.
It is very enjoyable.
Oh, it's the trust-the-process guy.
He is fun as he's also gonna affect the no, but you could sort of be healed from it
How to go this like nails his voice as they're about doing it for her. Also. We're all rooting for you
Do not talk to mineers five years of lining
That's the same support again well
Buckle up buttercup. Well, fucker right up
Brats give me this might be so yeah, those might have devious to be good for showgath. I haven't played it in so long
I mean bro
Don't ever see wukong top. Wukong top better than jungle?
I kinda like walk in the red. What am I doing? What am I doing?
I'm pulling this game already.
When they had a grass proc, it just didn't press E in auto. I don't really know why.
I mean this guy's waves are terrible. Come on.
Did we hit these boys?
Absolutely.
Long a war. Just execute.
I think you should just execute it.
Bot lane, we got this place safe.
I played a little bit of Wukong top, but I played a lot of Wukong-
I'm going Wormogs, and then Trinity Force, hands are broken.
Level 3, 11 CS, now roaming top lane.
What the fuck are these goddamn games today?
on my team what are they doing a wukong spot real-challenger game every game
today's been like this dude there's no like low-ranging word but this guy's
still 13 CS fuck we're gonna play this match up up more I'm too lazy to walk
almost 30 observe in the first 10 minutes as rarely when they're not like
rap why skip that banger I hate rap I freaking hate hip-hop such low quality
music hip-hop is I hate it so much my favorite genre country I pop country that's
fine cancel me I don't cancel you I feel like the game quality has gone down
since hitting challenger yep I would not be with you he's serious no I'm not
serious we go Bob yes I listen to hip-hop bro listen to rock and roll
Listen to pop. This guy is probably across the process, whole shit.
Motherf***. Mid 70 CS or top 70 CS?
Our AD carry is 30 CS. We are not EPing, bro.
I mean, realistically, this game is going to be so long.
It's 12 minutes, nobody has a dragon.
Awesome. Orders. Do you have Keynes when you live? Yeah, I do.
But I don't think I would exist. The food times Keynes hurt me in the middle of the pop.
It was kind of good
But I was kind of our team just running it out even then what is going on is in a just dead like this is every game
Can we not have like a
Competitive match where the like somebody's mental is not fucking cracking and I know says me
Says me like be serious
Hold on there back
Sup sup
They were the fact that you're in a and challenge it's been appearing we're taking us to 1200
Challenger's Challenger, Challenger's Challenger. Meet the threshold in one region with enough
effort you'll get it in the other region.
Top 300 of the world people that still play, shut up.
Did he already address what LeBron said about year in 1-tricks in his post-game interview?
What'd he say?
What'd he say, bro?
Did he phone the WorldCraft 3 tournament?
It's tomorrow at 2pm.
at 2pm. I don't think there's been a list of participants confirmed yet. No, nobody's
played. One thing I do know is that everybody that's played this is literally their first
time. Remember, tomorrow you don't have a list of people? Yeah, I don't. All I know is first
place gets in grand. I think. Red Alert 3 would have been nicer. Oh my god, I played
that game so much oh my god take me back to the days when i played red alert 3 oh my god bro i
love that game bro that it's fucking campaign was actually like so ahead of its time it's crazy
i love that game wow remember i used to play on a level that you could like i could spawn whenever
i wanted it was so much fun like there's no cooldown it's like a custom server i i was like
I had so much fun.
Ah, damn that game was so fun.
I had to watch something.
Holy fuck, I completely forgot about that game.
I was 15 years ago?
Where did the time go?
The New Unix Detective.
You see something?
Construction complete.
S-type writing.
An O-line is new indication.
Recovering.
I'm watching.
Our base is under attack.
Take me back.
Gaming was better.
It was all just better back then.
It was, man.
What the fuck am I going here?
Guess this.
Come on, uncle, let's get you to bed.
I'm a young 29.
Riku, that's 3, that's 5, that's 10, that's 10, brother.
Oh, is it J. Smith, cast top?
Surely this can't be bad for Draven, then.
We were talking about why kids hate ankle socks.
It's good shit.
I still wear them from time to time.
You gotta have like, chiseled legs, can't be a little goofball with where...
...Ankle Socks. There's a time and place for Ankle Socks, bro.
If you have the build for Ankle Socks.
You know what I mean?
True, that'll true.
Honk, you're built like a light bulb?
I'm not.
This game's cooked, my jungle, my mid's auto-filled, he's gonna get shit on.
This game you ever played? Not sure.
Oh, thank god I actually missed that. It's really TP'd for that. It's worth it.
You got that fat ass wave, it's worth it. Come on. Mid roaming top.
Well then, I guess we've lost. This guy actually roams top again and bails this guy out.
Ahhhh! Ah-ha! Brother, god damn it. This guy's game is over.
He misses that entire wave I get the crash now. He gets a freeze. Oh
My god
No, he might get sick dude. This you've no way this is happening
Yeah, look at this bullshit and this ended away still frozen. Okay. I
Do I don't know like I mean open like I don't want to click my mouse anymore. I mean is that fair?
This is fair
unreal, bro
Unbelievable team game, baby. God. I hate this fucking game that respect hunter
Is J's TPing top here? What? Oh, is this really happening?
We go on all five plates at nine minutes like play this game
Like what did I actually do wrong you top?
I mean, we're not gonna hit yes because this guy's a good shit, but I wouldn't say I'm tilted
I feel like that doesn't seem like you justice. You know what I should have done I
I should have pushed that wave and died.
I had to die there.
That's what I should have done.
I should have pushed that wave and died.
But I knew Jace was roaming top.
It's not worth living there.
Fuck.
I'll watch the Vaude but I'm pretty sure I had actually died there.
I mean what if I die and the wave doesn't crash and I don't get a crash in time?
Well guys.
I mean my mid's not gonna FF this guy's a fanboy, but
Hoping my Ezreal hits CS. He doesn't wanna play. I think my Leona's gonna hit though.
Guys help us. There's four bot lane.
Anybody wanna help us?
We'll kill him with a quad. Yeah, that wasn't awesome.
I retarded. I said after the FF vote, he doesn't know I'm- this guy's a goaster. He knows he's not here.
Let's watch this mod. I think I had to die.
I think if I die to them, but I get the wave crash it's worth it like obviously that game's lost
I'm sure like regardless of it if I die or not
Here's how about it these games are so bad. I this is terrible
It is every single game every game doesn't matter when your bot was just tower at 90 minutes. Yeah, I know what I'm saying
Like in a grand scheme of things it doesn't matter like I played what three top games
Two of them, my bot- enemy bot lane has dropped any kills, my bot lane's done least damage in 0-10.
Bro, hit, really? Like what are we doing guys?
Actually no, I've played three games.
Wait, and even that bot lane, the game before, the only reason my bot lane won was because they were roaming, whatever.
Alright, let's see what happens, okay.
This is pushing. Yes, this is pushing. It's not possible.
I should have just...
It's pushing, but it's slow putt, like...
a little bit slow I don't know a little bit slow pushing so I think I if I leave
the I just fucked I think if I leave the wave it's still just fucked I just
completely fucked it just all fucked so what I guess I just don't kill there I
guess I don't that's actually the only way that's a win is if I don't fight
That's that's it if I don't kill Cass is what it is
Okay, well I was losing waves no matter what but then I walked back to lane and the enemy jungle is just afk in that bush
They've been trying to ward it. Here's to this afk there. I'm like, that's how I remember that situation
We were scared to bit I overextended
What do you mean? We knew Jace was roaming any top laner there. It's fun. What are you yapping about? I should
probably
Dude we can't be blue side and then give them mid and top counter
You have to insuppress B until already move top and you go mid for two waves and swap back so it's impossible
Here go weak side showgif
Well, I know I actually couldn't shove that's the problem. There's no rubber up where I can get the shove there
The wave was Jason's way too close. He was way closer than I thought. No, that's showgif counters seems so bad
This is a this is an unplayable matchup
Adios, I forgot the runes.
Garenarks, over fuck no.
Rengar, piss easy lane.
I mean, would I used to play this?
I think this wasn't the right guys in their 4 AD.
Well, this guy went AP Rengar.
To Summoner's ring.
I am stronger than man, stronger than machine.
I am an idea.
30 seconds to ring in spawn.
Humzy jungle that fucking retard
There's no way my jungle fucking loses
My guy might be the stupidest player I've ever seen in my entire fucking life
Wait, they're playing for jungle
Wait, we play for jungle. Wait, we for sure play for jungle in this matchup. We start W
Three shots though. I can't wait now not me to do that
Same Zinnas last game
That's a good place to get rid though, not spin.
Are you getting yourself an excuse to lose?
You know, when we complete a top challenge?
I only did that.
What is this?
It's actually not a bad TP.
Missed a CS, cool, but I can't take place.
Play 3-5 minutes.
Are you kidding me?
That cannot be his TP.
Alright, what's up? A little tight with two fingers?
Yes.
I was just watching this guy fucking ganking for clout, he was ganking for clout.
He also ruined his lane to be honest, wait how?
I'm not complaining about being camped in 5 minutes, I mean am I not?
Did you have to play Ergot again?
My Ergot is...
I'm sure I don't want to execute her.
I'm not sure why this guy has no TP or no flash.
Don't kill too much.
He is winning a lot so it is what it is.
to play a so building execution here feels so bad, but then some go at 1800, no bro.
Maybe I am, we're gonna off stream, I'm like lowering it by like 60 a day.
Is it a good time to go Urgot?
I'm gonna be a little successful, just blind f***ing it blue side, wait for this item.
It's good, Hoosie.
I missed the old you.
Oh, I'm sorry bro, we'll grow up.
Someday you will too if you're acting the same way you acted eight years ago
Today I'm sorry. You're not evolving as a human
I forgot this guy has exhaust
Me in there. I need five more. I got a bitch made. Maybe that guy's right. I miss the old T1
I have to get it. Oh, was it bitch made the old T1 doesn't back die for that
That is Hydra, our fucking dropping thawed.
Free bot lane I'm playing against is going to kill you.
What is happening?
It all goes up there, yeah but it's like a hard one because first of all you also just
spawn, he has Windwall there, Rengar can W out of it, so it's like okay I gotta wait,
gotta wait, gotta wait.
Finally I waited, I already died.
First happens good, we're all out the tunnel.
I get more gold from the minions.
Okay, Leona gets more gold from the minis.
It's a Mosul of 13.
Some of the things you say and mannerisms remind me of the deep from the place.
I'm a fish fucker.
I'm just kidding.
I don't know why I said that.
Alright.
What's up?
One shot, that's good.
Don't put down.
Wrap it up.
Put it up really auto.
You guys have been in our tower the whole game.
I got him basically.
I guess he wouldn't try that if he's an AD carry main.
Autofill Jungle.
So, I have a jungle main, yeah, it's just fun.
So, it's another game that's just like,
gigafucked from champs, so like,
oh true, I bet enemy top laner didn't play for jungle.
I did.
Sometimes I wish I was a fish.
Good up.
That's the fuck up, I'm not.
I didn't say anything nice.
I got so much laner than Garen, I agree.
I'm net one loss of the day. I've been literally win-lose win-lose win-lose for the last like four hours
This ain't Pete little legends. I don't know what is wait a minute
But if I win the next game and I go I
Get 20 LP. I in the day at 800 LP
Not only that but I'd be five or LP up in the day
You're like where's big Nelson don't call that fucking rat that look at your phone like my grandpa does
Why do people say that?
Kayla says that, too.
Here's where I hold my phone.
It's normal.
Who is holding their phone?
Like this.
Nobody.
Not a cheesesteak.
Another bar.
Oats and honey.
So this baby, Sailor and Kayla are here?
What is this onky mode?
That's not what I look like.
What is this?
I look so old in that picture.
Hey bro, can you add more some magic things?
It's being worked on box of bullets.
I got you, bro. Calm down
Right, cool. It's up. What I said
Oh Kayla and so they aren't here. They went to a baby store
With the neighbor and their baby little fucking
No, hey, see what I
Said what is I
Was gonna say anything bad with Kayla's. Oh, no kids went out with the baby store with
The neighbor and her baby. I don't know that's a controversial here eyes your clothes good one guy after we don't have to do this shit
Bro like wrap there. We don't man. I promise we don't have to do this like
Tired boss. Well melee. I'm about to just blind pick
Lowy, I mean to be fair what I rather play this matchup against Jace or
Forgot against Jace because that was who else I was gonna pick and I would say I'm more comfortable on a lousy
So is what is say it like it's not a good blind pick a lousy is a terrible
You seem to be jungle before yes, the guy was like this is an easy win
I wouldn't be nine and he rant literally win it down bone in or boneless boneless
But I thought I had seraphine sona bot lane
boneless
boneless
boneless
Bone in wings are fine. If you're like having a like a and I've been like
Not just too messy
And see your dumb ass
well how's this game gonna be I've won I've been win-lose win-lose for the last
five hours so who knows though
Rengar from last game in range of dying on therapy are we even in range oh here we go
He has no final plotter.
Kissy with us, you're a jumble bitch.
He's not dead.
Oh, Cleaver, they're going to vine.
Sky, excuse me.
He just got fruit.
He has TP.
I come.
Bro, you know what?
Dude, it's just so crazy to play a lousy after playing, like,
forgot or even showgath.
This champion is actually just so mad.
She really is.
yes if you can get like the tank matchup it's nice but he's so useless
I just lied to you. S into Silas you're 1kp he's 6 he's up 30 CS
I dropped 50 kills this game.
Cassin's building rod? Oh, we'll get it soon. Well hostage please.
Hard to count much of an entire team's in-thing good stuff.
That's why blue side kind of sucks, I mean that's why it's ass.
But I had a realization, yes on red side, top has a counter pick, but bro my mid gets
counter pick, and we pick the Nylis to do this.
Why am I a technical spawn?
My team doesn't like this mid laner, I mean I don't like it either, I must say,
I'm f**king zero.
Kind of want to hostage myself, but I didn't even get that one.
to get this power. J sucks, he ain't does. If it was like a stable game environment.
No, like yes, people could be running it down, but like, not this much. Oh, this game's
free. And I mean, technically, you could do like three and a half melee, so, no, if
If I get some gold, ahhh!
Fuck it, I'm not typing.
I carry.
I'll flash.
Oh, cast with the TP!
What the fuck?
Nine times! What the fuck?
Don't go bot wave, Zerry.
Deez, man, we can win.
Move our focus was wrong, bro.
Fine. Also, why is casting and pinging?
By the way...
Oh, cooldown feels crazy short.
I have no idea why.
TDR of my, uh...
I'll always keep grouping. I smack the fuck out of him son.
Without Kingie, they're gonna want to fight without me guys.
He's so massive that he's here.
Not helping his team.
My god, he's teaming up. This game's fucking winnable.
He used, like, that death didn't do anything.
My death, okay, they used sums, SCPs, whatever.
I mean, it could be worse.
Well, so even if I die there, it's pretty much work.
Get in shit.
That guy, yeah, he's the Silas.
I don't know why. Might be him.
I'm him.
How's McDrive buff and Silas heal buff?
Is he just healing more? I mean I have Executures, Jinx take two turrets top that might actually
be losing.
Fine, the moment we've been waiting for.
This is it.
A win.
I need a...
Erract.
I can actually sell.
Did these guys have a Jace?
Bro, wait has this Jace been DC'd or has he been playing?
I'm not like actually, I haven't seen this guy in forever.
It's hard for these guys to hold.
This Serafeen's so broken.
Oh, don't put down, don't put down.
Seraphine's broken, if I'm being honest.
Like, I ran it down and played that complete dog shit.
But just because he locked in Seraphine, it was a dub.
That's disgusting.
This one is.
Better top wins.
He does it.
The mean machine.
The 1v9 alpha gigachad mass monster
puts on another classic and crosses 800 LP.
The ground goes wild.
I trolled that one team fight mid, but a little chart.
They were down to 4k.
Alright, we're gonna put those above 800 LP.
That also means we are 5 LP higher on the day.
Bop accounts.
So GGG.
Easy, easy, easy.
If I had anxiety, it would appear
in matches, high challenger in a row.
On stream.
Jay, David, payback, what's up?
I got an LP, High Challenger, Maxillow, Twills, drop your OP.GG right now in the chat, and if you're below Diamond, you're banned for two weeks.
You have 30 seconds.
I mean, you're at least Diamond, right?
You gotta be at least Diamond.
Well, I'm grabbing my friend's OP.GG.
Alright, bro. I'll see you in two weeks, man.
Hey, how is your friend?
Yeah.
This week up?
This week up?
You're gonna be with one month?
Yeah.
I got work. I got paid the bills. I love you. I'm fine fun. It's so big baby. It's so freaking big. Yeah!
I love her so much bro. I love her so much. It's broken. I can't take it. We do it for her.
Dude babies are so innocent.
Ahhhh.
With your Culver's Order, before a GERD, two Double Stacks, plain, no cheese, one single
stack, medium fry, cookie dough mixer.
I will drop.
It's only game.
Uncle, you asked us to show up.gg and ask for a Bob Diamond.
Luckily for you in better than 95% of the chat gig is chat.
You did not just link me, you're
any OP.gg
You didn't just do that
Be serious
Be for real
I'm like allowing another account, shame on you BigT Bro
They picked Gary
Nothing personal
Just business
Nothing personal
Just business
You fucking little driving door
I am the god of League of Legends
You hear the fucking crap
Raph- AHHHHHH!
Guys' name is called AVERAGE RAT!
Karen, I'm gonna kill you so many times, you're getting banned.
By the Tribunal.
I bet you made this guy play so safe.
Just from that message, this guy's playing safely entire game.
Why is this Rupron?
What's her monster of a mother doing?
I'm Karen, I'm ass.
So where's the kill cut coming from I think it's armor cut
We're Garron
I'm siesta like fucking crash
I'm not gonna have any leave gotta go
But bro your sweet ass time there, huh Rengar
Jack talk shit about my unit count while I also did the same shit on Korea save little bro
I bet you did brother. You're so good. You're so freaking
If I watch something
Kind of productive to get there and got it. Well, he's bad as a server. How are you Korea's?
Win me minus one
All right, gotta be careful now because the game aren't outplayable because fucking his mother does one million damage
Thanks to she read those. I've never seen your team when you done every game in Korea
Yes, but that's not why it was hard or that's not why it was he would have been he outside of that
Let me see us in County.
At some point you're gonna have to play.
It's my fault.
I should have pulled him at that.
Oh, I pray you're okay.
Close.
I almost didn't get him.
No sword.
Sword first, we're in chat.
Who gives a shift?
How is that Riot?
She's level four.
Oh, you're probably Rioting Garen.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
Okay.
That makes sense.
Yeah, Riot.
There's no way Kayla got my subway order, right?
I haven't ordered this since rubber.
I got a chicken and bacon ranch no rant the boy. I never eat subway anymore. Subway is like low budget like low-quality
Get like shirt like
Jimmy John's
Leading CS here, bro
Survive this wave Karen. I run. You gonna survive here. Yes. You are bro. I guess you are a flash
No, he does not have flash
Erron, bye bye!
Oh, somebody get that last slab.
New stupid ass champs battling out, Garen's broken.
He did nothing there and he almost killed me.
Hot sauce!
Hey wa!
She's spiking my food, bro!
Trying to ruin my career on Twitter wasn't enough!
She's not spiking my food!
Crazy time, you guys.
Oh, no way. That is crazy.
Hit these fuck...
It's stronger than... I don't know what kind of sauce this is.
You guys still have Nelson? Yes, man.
man. Are you gonna keep asking that? Uh-oh. Get for taking my character, bro. I should
play his main in flat while he's not my main. His brand is. And, just throw another bite.
I'm just hungry. You're gonna kill my stomach. I shouldn't. Yeah, I can't. Better put this
away. Oh, a mixer. Seat over there hiding. Ooh, yummy. Caught a concrete, mick, S-Pro.
I'm gonna say it to my face though, would you? Would you pussy boy? Pussy boy? Shut up.
Guys, I'm playing induction diamond, I will not be teething out of my lane.
There you go, fuck any of you that was CD, I thought I already had it.
Bro, you have no movement because you are low flow.
This is easy.
Allow is the worst character in League of Legends history
She literally cannot function as a champion if just dodge her E you have one job dodge her
You can do it lol who are
You are terrible
That's ignite. Oh now what bro put now. How do you play? Would you go vote it first? I would do it in low elo
I think first better currently is sky. I like sky the cleaver
The iceborn I think is actually not the worst
Well, I can the game I'm playing full belter I would go a bullet
Because they're all like a little bit slippery fuck
I can find you can't hit me bro. I'll melt it
Put some of the hood I think I kill like I'll kill all of them
I don't know that no healing erection I think
I don't know, I think they all fucking die actually
And not a single one of them had a heal reduction I I don't want to be fine guys go Baron please
Wait, did they remove Ryder's own sound skin makes it much quieter
But yeah, she a harder to miss these things to hit up
They're pick cared and we got in and out in 20 minutes. So whatever try this again
I think he got 15 kills.
Yeah bro, Lowy's so broken, what can I say?
People voted for Lowy if they're ranged.
The only way to get on him is to ease with it.
Your challenger yesterday is my Garen account.
Yeah T, lucky you.
You survived my Garen encounter.
Bro, did you just snipe me to pick Garen?
What's the point of doing that?
You've wasted all our time.
We're all here to see Garen.
And trust me, not your dog shit Garen.
Why are we wasting everybody's time?
I'm in your AI scam thing. It's not a scam. It's still going strong
Bringing it back very soon
Huge huge improvement that thing is like an NFT
Guys, it's free to use
So how could it ever be a scam you could use it for free shows to pay. Oh my not mining bitcoins
One the duck up I make a mean crypto dude. I'm not gonna lie
I should make a meme crypto coin right to the community and then rug pull all of you deserve it you deserve it
You deserve it and it's first big year. He's kind of being picked a lot
Not sophisticated up to pull that up not sophisticated pull it off. Yes, but I could hire people and allow me
They got one. I'm in fanboy
Fuck give me a last pick dodge. I don't
I mean, I got Last Pick and I'm, this is Chatlo, so buddy, who's Sniper Bandit?
I'm gonna fuck out of you.
Go any character you want, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you.
Pussy boy.
I'm gonna win the last one.
Yeah, no shit.
Right, Garen?
Bro, he got Sniper Last Game by a Fandaboy who came to my chat after.
He just got banned this game.
What do you want me to do?
I'm trying my friggin mess.
There's so much hate in this world and I do not like it.
I agree bro, I agree.
How purple this skin is, holy shit.
3% of the hate, I hate fucking uh,
solo players.
That would be a big buff, but yeah bro,
a behemoth. Eww, I hate this skin.
Alright bro, we banned Karen.
We banned Karen, just to be annoying.
Just for no other reason.
He's gonna have fun watching that, God.
Yep, shit. Yes, Belvis. Skip to her entire fucking jungle.
Sucks, dude, cuz I just kept my flash and killed him for free. Your jungles would never...
Very true. Now what are we doing, Cosante?
I'll auto him one more time, so I'll take the turret, but my E was coming back up if I got the auto off.
Yeah, I mean, bro, he's a little glow-Elo fucks.
I don't know what you're doing, like being cringe- like guys,
I the only reason I am at this elo with you is because I'm limit testing on a Garen
So let your best chance of winning is just you know letting me do that
Right guys
Because if you don't I'm just gonna sweat
I'm just gonna sweat and it's gonna be a free win
The gap between me and high challenger at 800 plus LP and you and like before dog shit stuck is
Is fucking astronomical, bro. It's massive. Just let me play my Garen
I'm closer to LeBron than you are to me. Yes, but unfortunately in this situation. I am actually LeBron
Yeah, all of that way perfectly this stream experience is watching on mute. I heard some feelings. Don't say that
Clean guys VD. He's right
I mean true
You guys probably do watch me on a new because you watch me for my high level of gameplay. So you know what true
True, true, true, true, which Graves is getting his ass in.
Closer to Lil' Ron maybe, Nautla-Bron, he's over 6 feet, brother.
Yeah, you must not know my statistic.
Current shot does not fucking go off, whatever, I gave him a golden reset.
And so when you don't play broken, gearin' or allowing, you can get through rank, but
you're number one.
Small trades now.
See, feedback, see feedback up, I can't believe he got back the wave so, got back
You lane so quick.
Getting his flash.
You're even better?
4v4 with no jump roll?
Can I keep you to this tower?
Okay, let's go.
That's a real goddamn man.
All flashes well.
Literally three flashes.
I'm probably saying,
KASAKI, why'd you lose 1v1?
Bandage air.
Rage rush.
Be down five grubs with a top laner like me.
Wait, oh my god, I'm actually up to 1-9.
Cause you can't use a lead?
Taking this on vision is so dumb.
This Zed's too hard for me.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
But I stole your...
Love this song.
I would need you to deal with that Zed as Olaf.
Ripper bot lane.
This guy's freezing the wave.
I don't think that Zed's...
This guy's trying to freeze the wave.
My god, he's trying to freeze.
Oh my god, that's adorable.
Let's do it, Cassate.
Okay, hear me out. That looked a lot worse than it was. I would 100% kill them all there.
If I old flash, W, Hydra. Slight miscalculation. Just like, anyway though.
Let's hear it, by the way. Let's show, let's show.
Like I said, this is the only problem this game has is fucking Zed. Just the goddamn Zed.
And he might go fang. Excuse me, I don't go this. This garbage.
Yes, I'm fucking new, what's the matter?
Down, ready?
All good, bro.
We're a friendly community.
I'm gonna be so hostile.
I just, we'll come here.
Lulu tried to get in there to ult me.
And failed.
I think she healed Flashy theft.
Seems like it's true.
Brand's kinda just like, flopping all this damage out.
The ball's well, Tief.
For the fail, but all, thank you, bro.
Right, dude, J-Bot, Runei squad.
What was that? No subs.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, this lane's too long for you to be doing this bullshit.
I'm just gonna let him go.
There's almost a 1v5 penta.
Literally.
Graves just didn't happen to get some subs, it's sad, bro.
Love you, A squad.
Only 1v5.
And now that I'm looking at my team's score lines...
Like, what are my team's score lines?
2, 2, 3, 4, 1, 4, 0, like, bro.
That's Zed's 8 and 2.
T1 duo?
Delveth, what's free LP?
No thing
Hey, shoot your shot though
Shoot your shot though, brother
Yo, I think my health bar is dropping, actually
Topgap! Nice Garen fan!
I don't know if I'm gonna be in some like, jungle challenge, Olaf
God damn!
Alright, let's try this again
Maybe now they'll just let me play Garen
Perhaps now we'll stop
Staggering B3, nice job, guys
I'm gonna play 2-in-1, thanks for the carry
Problem
Love how your team piled on shit-talking when no one else had a positive KDA.
Lived in the moment.
The gold chart was actually...
We were only up 2k before I 1v5'd like a girthy goblin.
What became you lose?
Huge launch kick.
19k.
Be my sub TT.
What, bro?
You see what your thoughts on big-time rush?
That's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
Big-time rush.
No down that night. I'm gonna be in your mid 30s and put your children's game for your career through my big time rush
Had a banger that actually liked I think
Remember what it is. I'll leave you guys. I got a haircut next week. I just said holy shit
Are you gonna? Are you actually gonna gear on top?
Please tell me you are the problem fucker Rue gotta get top 10 do it for her
Slow and steady brother slow and steady
one second wind
Oh Darius I played this matchup before I shouldn't say oh god a key notice in my skin
scared to lose challenger before co-stream tomorrow, bro. I'm not co-streaming the
in a verse you bullshit or in a verse
Why not? Well first of all I have a
Warcraft 3 tournament
At 2 p.m. That you're losing winning. All right first time playing this matchup. I
I would imagine, I do not win early, so I should play safe or I could proxy the
first wave and go bug the enemy jungle. That seems more proactive. You said last
time and he waited for you, that was a champ as that said. If Q, if W is slow it's not that bad.
I'm not back-seating, I'm better than you.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift, 30 seconds into minion spawn.
This is the first of many foes.
Do you know my bet is on you? Don't lose this.
Actually, you said Tyler, my bet is on you.
I'm just gonna fucking tell you, kid.
You do not know me personally.
You are a fucking loser fanboy.
You say Tyler won.
Show some fucking respect and add the one.
It's like it's like calling a doctor just their like first name. It's like you know I mean
I work too hard to get that one on the end of my name. Say it boy. Oh
Fuck I was ranting so I think it's a fucking proxy. I should good
That work actually
Even if Graves is an actual bug Graves, that's just fucked up
Oh, I should have added- by the way, lore! I should have done the god for whatever skin.
The no-yep, I didn't think about the garen- the Darius-like garen matchup.
I'm gonna pop that potion. I'm gonna pop that potion. Give me a little potion pop.
Now what? I don't know if he has flash or not, this guy only- only- he just fucking does-
Oh this guy my lane was sabotaging fucking retards at this elo could just happen
game is over well played jungle solo lost and this is why you are hard stuff
god damn it man looks that only pings this fucking ghost he still has flash
like holy shit games completely over son of a bitch that guy just did that by
the way I literally lost three lanes this guy lost his top his mid and
and jungle.
You know, that's actually not the worst.
Not the worst, not the worst.
There is players always choked by the fuck.
Gonna watch this Vod.
Here's where I'm watching it in fucking
dog shit D3, this guy's gonna be watching the Vod.
There is one more pet.
I'm coming.
Okay, I was thinking I maybe should have like
proxied this next wave.
Should I have done that?
I don't know, it's too hard I think.
I for sure get the play and I get at least one more wave.
I mean this guy's gankable.
Proxied?
What's that, is everybody behind proxy?
You don't interact, like you can't walk up the dairies or other levels anyway?
Pretty sure you can 1v2 now, I don't think so actually.
I think Garen does too much true damage.
But oh my god!
Stop dying!
You're making me look like I don't know what I'm talking about by calling Garen broken.
Literally.
Oh it's like I worry you got to carry that, yes sir I did.
Kind of key.
Flash play once I'm better.
I think I could have killed him there for sure.
That was scary.
Mass Mysterio.
OUCH!
Look, I'm gonna skill much better.
Yo, why are we not fighting?
Reefs my lane, now we're running the opposite direction.
I think my jibble's not trying to win that.
Shit to buy.
Bro, this game was actually going so well.
I saw what I think happened was,
I came, did something stupid, it was 1 HP.
It was about to die to Graves, but instead of dying to Graves, he just gave it to Darius.
for like ego reasons like no it's not
jealous if see you just my guess though
okay this is D4 D3 yes I agree that's
annoying what a brush this guy
Well. Fine? Oh fuck no run FF, you dumbass.
He's so trash, it's okay bro. It's okay. We'll be able to play macro better. Alright,
he griefed it. My team is terrible. My team is terrible, but he griefed it. I need two
I am
Nice to think games over his came years to open his fucking mouth. There's that's okay, bro
We hate you. I'm actually kind of just like vacuuming everything up like Kirby
There's like fucking absorbing all resources. Ah very strong around spike this fuck
No skin in did you notice no, bro? I don't worry about CS. Please come here man
This guy's actually griefing.
Bro, my cast is strong.
Also this guy went Trinity and destroyed.
If Kane comes, these guys all die.
He's just trolling.
Why is this guy just trolling?
Are you that a hard stuck, bro?
He's being a parasite.
And we killed all of them.
Holy fuck, I'm doing it.
I'm actually cooking, by the way.
Highest level in the game.
350 go bounty.
My cane reset but did he even vibe?
There is no ghost.
Wait for my face rush.
Boke screen!
All you've got of completely taking over.
Get carried guys, get carried!
Be carryable!
Sinner should know her fucking place.
I know executioners, this fucking bitch ass Janus pissing me off.
I was worth 1k though?
Ugh.
Fine, we got the Baron.
They just didn't lose any HP from full e-combo?
I'm sure he had his passive stacked, but yeah, he can redeem himself with the steal and no, he's a dipshit.
Because I'm the one that's sweeping the wards.
We fight for those who cannot.
Well, no, that's the way I could have played that differently to kill him.
I don't think so.
Uh, that's ego.
I'm about to have my mortal now.
Bad maths at all.
We won the Darius.
Why scared?
Bro, did you not see the fucking Ganna sucking his dick there?
It's not worth you anything for that game to be a miniscule.
It's fine.
We got a shit done.
Got a shit, hun.
Cast is almost 16.
Get a mar fuck, no.
Oh, true, Sterex isn't bad.
Just a fucking bearer.
You are dog shit.
Scrub ass motherfucking bitch.
Blow my fat dick pussy motherfucking.
What, that penta?
Come get it, then, bitch!
Pop gap, you suck.
I wish you won that game, oh my God.
I really am the Garin God, bro.
Watch this, Vaude.
What the fuck did my deep shit jungle do by the way?
To make this game so miserable for everybody.
I actually smurfed that mid game, that was clean.
Oh, we hit 16,000 subs? Uh-oh.
Hehehe, I'm in danger.
Hehehe, I'm in danger.
This guy's, what happened?
What did he even pass? This is pass.
Level three.
Walk mid.
Hey, walk bot. Top on the wave.
Ice man.
I won't play Darius. I won't play Topgat. All you bud. All you. That was my last league game of the day
Overall good day. We hit 800 LP on our main
Honestly, this accounts D3 and I'm fucking running it back. Let me check the gold chart. That's it
Play a wow game of world of world warcraft warcraft 3 probably just one game today, so I
Pray I'm learning
Mind your- the term it- things starts tomorrow at three.
Alright, I probably get one game. I'm not gonna lie to you guys as well.
I'm going Orc.
I'm gonna play Orc tomorrow.
Ah, I'm gonna go Blade Master Sheets. I don't care. He's so broken, I think.
Wait, I'm at 2 p.m. Yeah, tomorrow at 2 p.m.
We're gonna health bar is on.
Ow.
Now that's saying, yeah, I'm going um...
Kinda don't wanna dig map.
map. I'm just gonna go this. I don't want a big map, bro. Wait, that shows. I just want
to learn. Dude, I used to play on this map, I think. Oh, wait, I'm supposed to go fast.
I should have done it too slow. The buildings are too slow. All right, also, I'm going
to go normal. Dude, I'm starting to remember things. So, like, how to win. Right? Do
This
Shit, okay, it's fine. Okay, so I do all these I built these I get my blade master a step
Then I remember back in the day you would go like pester the enemies minors
We need more gold. Oh like they're minors, bro. Like oh my god
No, do you know what I mean? You know what I mean
I guess the problem is with this they're all over there, but I think play master
It can like fuck this up. I wonder if I take illusion level one you can do it
Come on get some oh, we don't have wood
Huh voices no I like
I used to play as a kid bro, but I never turned that shit off.
Checkpoint? I need more pion? I need more miners! That's the fucking...
Right, seven? I bought mine, seven on wood.
And again? I need a bit of barracks.
Let's go to this camp fast with two workers.
Okay, let's take this guy.
What do you want?
Burrow?
A couple more here.
Mass.
All about triple.
All about triple.
What's the Lucian?
No, dumbfuck.
Do you want to fucking play this?
Seven?
Seven?
Three, four?
I need two more.
I need two more.
Whoa.
Look at the APM difference, by the way.
Look at the APM difference from yesterday to today.
Like, it's crazy, the improvement, bro.
I could literally climb to the fucking sky!
Ask him there, yes! Wait! Are you Hiddle and Obey?
Yes!
Noobtah! Double!
Yes, Lord! Yes! Excellent choice!
Hello!
Yes! Are you Hiddle and Obey?
Wait, that's a little bit hard.
Why are you fucking little bitch?
Hey, also, I need to upgrade this ASAP. 15?
The excellent choice! Excellent choice!
Wait! Are you Hiddle and Obey?
Double two?
Yes!
I think I need more fighters.
We need more gold!
MINE!
Oh my god, I got an idea.
Yes! Are you little and a big?
No, we're not strong enough.
We need more gold.
Wait, I have too many of them now.
Something you're doing?
Right there.
Come on, come on.
What do I do?
One more, one more, one more!
Yes, excellent choice!
Something you're doing?
Come on you fucking peon!
Are you a hittle and a bear?
Wait, excellent choice!
Yes, excellent choice!
Wait, are you a hittle and a bear?
Yes!
We almost got this done!
You guys are building?
Another one, another one!
That's right, two!
Yes or no?
No, from place to place!
Here might have already taken this again. I'm playing be let another fucking summit. I'm playing be legendary
Yes, I hit him!
Excellent choice!
Yes, excellent choice!
Whatever.
He's one of mine here!
Alright, this guy's up, come on!
Wait, how many pions should I put on my second eye?
Some some, slow them, ready to fire!
My, still?
I feel like I'm losing so much upkeep though.
Something you're doing...
This is all for...
An excellent...
Oh!
Or I'm losing so much...
You're good!
Excellent choice!
Yes, my life!
Yes, my life!
Wait! Excellent choice!
He's just half-buffed.
I'm ready to work!
That's what we have here.
We're at Toskey's Air!
Yes, sirlo! Research complete!
Master?
Oddware!
Okay, nice, nice, nice. Everything's going well.
These are upgraded. I mean, what do I need for this?
A fortress?
I'll upgrade to that.
I got wooders, wooders. I got this.
Things go back to the wood.
I got a snare level for the range to get right there.
What do you want?
Yes! Yes, sirlo!
Let's reveal an area. Oh my god, he's so much further than me. Oh shit. Oh shit, I thought I was gonna be. Oh god, we need more units now.
Yes, ass cheeked in.
What do you want?
You know, I already killed everything.
It's here.
Looked on.
Yes, Lord.
Excellent choice.
Fucking whisp is trying to...
Ready to die.
Yes!
I am yours.
Fuck, I already killed everything, bro.
Yes, we're just up straight now.
Ready to die.
Carefully.
Say the word.
Oh, shit.
Work past me there.
Then just absolute choice!
Taste my bread!
Taste my bread!
Excellent choice!
Hey, are you here?
Yes, Lord!
Word to God is there!
Fuck, I need more wood!
Dude, I can't wait for the late master to die!
Fuck!
I can't do this, it's too expensive!
Come on, late master, do better, bro, you're better than that!
No, I actually moved on my units!
The riders are trash? Okay, okay, cancel, cancel.
How about, uh, how about raiders? Are, are, uh, raiders been?
How do I get Tarans?
Oh, wait, what the fuck? I didn't even see these yesterday!
Oh, shit!
This-
Did I not build this thing yesterday?
Holy fuck, I don't think I seen this yesterday.
Let's play Master of the Bat, let's go, let's just-
Okay, we haven't snare-learned, did I have any range yet?
It's fine.
Oh, for the A.R.E. buff.
Well done.
Smart, smart, smart.
I got like four of these little, uh, pommies.
I mean, I'm with these guys.
The pommies, they're fucking range.
These guys preserve some built-to-these.
Yes, sir.
I am able to help.
What task is there?
I am yours.
Let's go! Attack to their second base!
I'll be here for sure!
Excellent choice.
Safety.
What task is there?
Oh shit! What the fuck just happened?
How do you focus anything?
Oh my god, bro.
What task is there?
Excellent choice.
My heal. Did they heal me?
Did I heal my units?
Really, the healer?
Bro, it's so fucking hard
to even click on who I want to
focus. Is it better just
front to back? Because right there I was trying to focus their champion.
Are we conscious of that move?
I'll build this big wave. I still don't respond to this.
What is the best? Okay, there is 100%
an exact amount of troops that is optimal.
Whether it gets you three shaman, four grunts, two quotas, and one playing master.
Just tell me the exact maximum comp.
I just need to win a fucking one turn. I'm not playing this person in my life. Just tell me.
We're under attack!
Yes sir!
Excellent twist!
Yes sir!
Oh my excellent twist!
Fishin' Bill Pa-
Oh, he's spirit throwers in wind?
Don't need any range there, they're all archers.
Yes sir!
Get the fuck outta here.
I am inside the core.
Why, routine?
No carins for frontline!
I did! I got fucking tighted, man!
Oh, wait, okay, wait.
So we have ranged?
These guys can be front-line.
Okay, I'm getting out.
I have to read the messages for suit 2.
Something need to be read for suit 2.
Oh, it's doctors for healing?
Like, that's some work.
Okay, let's just play it like fucking Lee.
Fucking 80 carry.
I could be the jumble.
What you want me to?
What is this? Angels for Surgery?
Vengeance for Surgery.
Hey, my ancestors, watch over me.
You've my power.
Bring it on!
Right?
Where should we go?
We'll be about to die.
Someone call the doctor.
You've found my son.
Vengeance for Surgery.
We're under attack!
Vengeance for Surgery.
I'm not gonna have enough time.
What troubles you?
Just as I foresaw.
Let's possibly have a time to discuss who you want me to kill, who you want me to kill, and get some sort of suicide control.
They're just for sorties.
Dude, there's- people actually will macro these all, bro it's so hard to fucking click.
Go now. Bring it on.
Why? Anything you want?
You're sick!
Yes, I'm just for your own good!
The spirit engines are so cheap!
They'll drive her home!
Oh, here we go.
I am able to help!
Frontline, frontline!
I thought you used to play this all the time.
I did, but I was nine years old.
You don't realize how, like, actually bad you were.
Like, I was actually bad.
I didn't understand.
Like, I thought I was so good, but I was terrible.
I didn't even use my keyboard.
I'm still not using my keyboard.
What am I playing as?
More work?
Yes, me lord.
Off I go then.
What is it?
Off I go then.
All right.
I know.
What?
Yes, me lord.
All right.
What is it?
Ready to work.
That's bad practice.
I'm not playing human tomorrow.
I don't have time to learn all these classes.
Now I have time to learn all these.
I'm sorry.
What do you want? Yes? We need more gold! Something you're doing?
I had to tell this commissioner it was actually hard because I realized that AI is bad.
All I have to do is make the biggest cheat army and fight.
I win insane mode easily now? No way.
Do you want to listen to him? That's rude advice.
I mean at least he's fucking giving me advice, unlike you disgusting pieces of fucking shit.
Oh, I'm fucking pollute all animals. Thank you. That is helpful advice.
Patrol one your manly group of control one to your range. Huh?
I guess it's to their learn the hotkeys dumbass. It's tomorrow.
Like it's in like less than 12, like 12 out like, bro, it's tomorrow.
I'm looking for a cheese way to win every match against players that never play.
Like, I'm not trying to figure and learn the game.
Just tell me how to fucking cheese one win.
We're completing the six minutes.
We're completing I am yours.
Mask Run to attack his face dude!
We need more gold!
Yes sir lord!
Excellent choice!
Yes sir, you are!
Yes sir lord!
Are you a hero and a being?
Wait, excellent choice!
Yes sir!
Mask Run, okay, okay, okay.
There we go, that's what I'm talking about.
We need more gold!
But the task is there!
Master?
That's real advice bro, thank you.
I am yours.
Wait, so is it worth me doing this early day of stealing the camps?
I learned that by myself by the way.
Are you here and obey excellent choice? Yes, excellent choice. Yes
Yes
Oh, oh, yes, hello.
Yes, hello.
Hey, excellent choice.
Then walk away.
That's all.
No time.
No time.
Upgrade their abilities.
But I'm trying to go fast.
Stop ragequitting.
I'm not ragequitting.
I'm not ragequitting.
Sailor's crying.
I'm not ragequitting.
I am not ragequitting.
It's by Sailor's crying.
I got to go with her.
Okay, I have a
Warcraft 3 permit tomorrow that we play in
At 2 p.m. I'll go live a little bit early. I'll play some run backs. I'll get warmed up. I'll win guys. I'll win
Would I sign up to embarrass myself?
Ask me ask a what no, I'm a freak. I'm a freak
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine rage still. What's up there subs?
But I'm actually sweat like I don't know why I don't like being a fucking noob
It's kind of like in chess when I was a noob
It makes me want to like not be a noob, and it's like so unhealthy
Like it's so unhealthy it is it's just a unhealthy mindset because it's like oh my god. I'm about to fucking
Like I read chat and they're like saying oh my god. He's so bad. Oh my god
And I'm like I can play this for 30 days, and I'd be one of the best fucking players
Shut your bitch ass up. I mean so I'm good. It's unhealthy. It's unhealthy. Anyway, that's it for us
So yeah, that's tomorrow overall good day today
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