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loltyler1

07-31-2024 · 7h 27m

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[00:00:00] . so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so Well, well, well.

[00:03:24] We do is I be back at it behind once again.

[00:03:33] Sub-Sub!

[00:03:35] Somebody sub-sub. We're back.

[00:03:38] First things first,

[00:03:40] ignore this bro.

[00:03:42] You guys want the fake

[00:03:43] story or the real story?

[00:03:46] Let me tell you the fake story. Let me tell you the fake story.

[00:03:48] I have a pimple on my forehead.

[00:03:52] Let me tell you the real story.

[00:03:56] I got into an all-out fist fight with a fully grown sized hippo.

[00:04:02] I swear to God, don't ask me what I was doing in the Amazon rainforest.

[00:04:07] Just trust me. Anyway, I went I uppercut it right in the chin one time

[00:04:12] and I knocked out one of its teeth okay?

[00:04:15] But it still had one left

[00:04:16] and it actually got me right here. And almost penetrated my

[00:04:20] skin. I said, oh yeah! And I judo chopped it right in the

[00:04:24] back of the neck. Didn't kill it. Knocked it unconscious. Then I

[00:04:28] sprinted back home.

[00:04:31] That's what actually happened,

[00:04:32] so please disregard that.

[00:04:35] Other than that,

[00:04:37] I've had a great day,

[00:04:38] long day.

[00:04:40] We've had long days of work recently, not today to be a little bit short

[00:04:41] one, but

[00:04:42] I will say this. I'm actually

[00:04:45] going to save this till tomorrow, but I'm just

[00:04:47] so excited. I can't

[00:04:49] not say it.

[00:04:51] You guys ready for this?

[00:04:53] Again, this is just for the guys that are here early, okay? You guys ready for this?

[00:04:56] I have been

[00:04:57] cleared, allowed

[00:05:00] to co-stream the LCS

[00:05:03] this weekend. Officially. There I said it.

[00:05:07] There I said it. That's first thing. So that's exciting. And again

[00:05:10] that's not officially set. Like it's not officially happening like I'd be announced until tomorrow. So shut the fuck up. Shut this up. Don't tell tell anybody. Riot wanted to wait until tomorrow?

[00:05:24] Just quiet. That starts

[00:05:26] Saturday and Sunday.

[00:05:29] Okay?

[00:05:30] Exciting, I know. Exciting.

[00:05:32] Dude! this is...

[00:05:33] The Variety kids will love this one.

[00:05:37] Uh...

[00:05:37] I will be actually hosting

[00:05:39] slash playing in

[00:05:40] a Warcraft 3 tournament.

[00:05:45] Yes. I'm taking over, I guess.

[00:05:48] I used to play it all the time as a kid?

[00:05:50] Why not, bro?

[00:05:51] Why not?

[00:05:52] Why not, bro?

[00:05:54] Why not?

[00:05:55] You know?

[00:05:57] Enjoyable. Something different.

[00:06:00] Why not? Should be fun.

[00:06:02] So we got a

[00:06:03] long, long, long

[00:06:05] couple weeks

[00:06:07] I guess. Might have to

[00:06:09] practice that up. But! A lot of exciting

[00:06:11] things. And in case

[00:06:13] you missed it... Yesterday was terrible

[00:06:15] but I'm not to talk about it.

[00:06:19] Not going to talk about it.

[00:06:19] Yesterday was terrible,

[00:06:22] but I will say this bro LCS,

[00:06:23] whatever in two days,

[00:06:28] I got to get challenger back before then because last time I co-streamed Esports World Cup, you

[00:06:30] bastards were laughing at

[00:06:32] my... At the time, I was Diamond.

[00:06:34] You're Diamond, T1! What are you talking about?

[00:06:36] Shut the fuck up.

[00:06:43] No, I'm not my like my challenger opinions gotta hit that back

[00:06:48] uh we're oh let I have the leak client open?

[00:06:52] Shut up.

[00:06:59] I am not locked in! It's like the first we're gonna have the league decline open.

[00:07:01] Yeah, ignore that.

[00:07:04] Do you want to Warcraft Comrade?

[00:07:05] No,

[00:07:05] I'm playing it.

[00:07:09] I'm not casting. I'm just playing but I'm not casting, I'm just playing.

[00:07:11] But I am hosting like- I am the one that got people together to play in it.

[00:07:16] It was my idea. What's up in the shop? I used to play it all the time.

[00:07:34] Me and my brother

[00:07:35] used to play it

[00:07:35] all the time.

[00:07:37] I forgot.

[00:07:37] You like Warcraft?

[00:07:38] I did.

[00:07:38] I actually like games

[00:07:39] like that,

[00:07:40] uh,

[00:07:40] but I remember

[00:07:41] like so this was

[00:07:43] right when internet

[00:07:43] and all that

[00:07:44] so I would play

[00:07:46] against AI bots

[00:07:47] or the bots

[00:07:48] in the normal matches

[00:07:49] and I'd beat their ass

[00:07:49] remember I played online

[00:07:51] a couple times

[00:07:51] people are so sick Remember I played online a couple times?

[00:07:58] People are so sweaty at that game. So sweaty

[00:08:04] Like it was so unfun to play

[00:08:04] they're doing such

[00:08:05] cheesy stuff and

[00:08:06] etc.

[00:08:08] etc.

[00:08:12] And you know

[00:08:13] that was when gaming wasn't as sweaty. That was like in 2005. Gaming wasn't even sweaty then. But THAT was.

[00:08:21] We're starting at 588. Challenger's like 200 lp away we need

[00:08:24] like five six wins guilds? wait what guild i'm not talking about world of warcraft

[00:08:40] Warcraft 3. Fuck you talking is there a d-

[00:08:44] I'm kidding bot fuck you're talking about guilds I want your obsession, every affection for a woman.

[00:09:01] And if you defy me or won't survive me,

[00:09:04] you will be the liar.

[00:09:19] Cause I am the giant, I am the diamond. you're spewing shit, Luke. Live today now, Wednesday's day off.

[00:09:21] You know if I was really about it

[00:09:23] I would start doing cardio Wednesdays again

[00:09:25] but you know take a thing slow

[00:09:27] Oh patch notes I'll do it back to this first game

[00:09:36] actually updated my twitch app, holy hell what'd they do? GG.

[00:09:40] GG!

[00:09:42] Like I said, I literally have it-

[00:09:44] I completely stopped going on Twitch on mobile since they updated that.

[00:09:55] They actually just fucked it up, and I- there's no way

[00:09:57] that their like um

[00:09:59] user base didn't drop. There's no way.

[00:10:01] It's so bad!

[00:10:51] I'm gonna haven't updated don't don't let your phone auto update it go it's terrible lucky you arctic hit 13k subs yeah we hit 13k 7 000 more Maybe you don't play marksman that got gutted? All read patch notes

[00:10:55] You know what

[00:10:57] If this game gets dodged

[00:10:59] I'll read patch notes

[00:11:05] Oh We spent our days on the coast of something beautiful.

[00:11:08] We got pulled into the tide of something real.

[00:11:09] That's fair.

[00:11:12] Somehow I lost you on the way.

[00:11:17] I assumed you left me behind. I made this a little bit louder. Sorry, guys. I can't get you off my mind

[00:11:23] Can't forget

[00:11:25] Now I know what they fix the scoreboard yippee

[00:11:35] they've done it bro like they've done the bare minimum let's go oh wait there's a picture yes matt yes actually I was waiting on the day you would come back to me.

[00:12:13] Hoping that you didn't leave.

[00:12:14] Do it, LoweySkinsOut?

[00:12:17] We'll see what we're doing, bro.

[00:12:18] I'm a bit exhausted today and I have

[00:12:20] a raging headache.

[00:12:21] I don't want to get mad.

[00:12:23] Me yelling and getting angry today?

[00:12:25] Not good.

[00:12:27] Hopefully,

[00:12:28] I can autopilot

[00:12:29] three positive wins, swap accounts for fun gear.

[00:12:33] Hopefully.

[00:12:35] But you know?

[00:12:36] Things I hoped for usually never happen.

[00:12:39] Fuck my pathetic life and well disguised you play in warcraft 3? What race? All races.

[00:13:03] Diversity is key.

[00:13:11] ... Thank you, Aguil. I'm a player of this

[00:13:23] and it's just

[00:13:24] got his luck in

[00:13:25] Emilio's support

[00:13:26] with the brand

[00:13:26] well the mind games

[00:13:29] don't think it's Lucian

[00:13:30] randomid Somebody said yesterday that the Aurora bitch was getting nerfed.

[00:13:45] Bastard character.

[00:13:59] Can you unban Bobby now? Yeah, I can unban him.

[00:14:01] Right! So there's those five gifted subs... What's his name

[00:14:16] no is I don't know his handle.

[00:14:24] The wrong runes so

[00:14:45] all right first game let's set the tone oh i forgot dark harvest got

[00:14:49] changed guys haven't read the patch notes stop putting this info on me too much Warcraft stream, August. Cool T1. But let's be real, when we mean by variety,

[00:15:15] we mean horror games. Start switching up your format. This late 2024 not 2022. true horror games are pretty popular

[00:15:25] well the scoreboard's actually fix is actually kind of like jarring Jari.

[00:15:37] Actually,

[00:15:40] also got this egomania shit on my team and he insta-muted again. This guy is just a worthless society, completely worthless.

[00:15:50] Actual low masters dogshit player never gonna climb.

[00:15:56] Only thing that makes me happier is seeing his match history, and he hasn't won a game since...

[00:16:00] Actually we got this Sinner that was lipping off and ghosting yesterday as well

[00:16:06] wait a minute no it's fine do it for her uh i mean

[00:16:15] i got two terrorists on my team.

[00:16:19] Might be a bit too easy to take this one home, lads.

[00:16:31] I mean the thing is if you don't watch. If-if-if you don't do it they will. Soul suckers.

[00:16:36] That's what they are, that's why this guy locked in Milio

[00:16:40] with AD Carry Brandt because he is a soul sucker

[00:16:44] These people feed off your positive energy and then start crying and like acting like they're the victim once you stop caring or trolling.

[00:16:56] It's quite unsettling, the village legends community is. There's a guy. Yeah.

[00:17:23] Herit shot, thank you for having me.

[00:17:35] I'm not gonna lie, there's... To be fair, I've seen how his Sinep played out.

[00:17:39] It was completely fucking useless.

[00:17:42] Right?

[00:17:45] But

[00:17:45] I don't know what Milio's doing for me this game.

[00:18:20] Okay. tribunus That's a mid game pick. Plins the Maltehar ult? Oh shit!

[00:18:26] Let's go. big value there These guys are gonna go see what's wrong I'm actually dying, I'm forfeiting.

[00:19:11] Died that same exact plane yesterday

[00:19:19] lock it I'm gonna see you.

[00:19:33] Flash for my Twitch Prime? You're already subbed, bro.

[00:19:36] Like i said, I'm locked in.

[00:19:38] I gotta get my rank up. Got me Good job, Milly-O. You

[00:19:50] and I mean this seriously, literally did nothing. This guy actually

[00:19:54] seen that happen? He like right clicked backwards. Anybody see that?

[00:20:01] He actually right clicked backwards.

[00:20:43] Fuck this, I'm outta here. His soft throwing nut is terrible. Oh, oh. I do think Miliu is broken. Not saying he's not broken, but the champs action was fucked up. plus three dumbass.

[00:21:14] Dead man! oh yeah no it's okay sub term graph knowing things that as well Happy, happy, happy! so Oh, that Zyra's hp bar seems really low

[00:22:02] i hate I hate jungle

[00:22:15] Oh Oh so

[00:22:24] righty you're mad. Shut up.

[00:22:34] They can't have me so slowly now...

[00:22:37] I just wasted my bot lane.

[00:22:41] Maybe they can actually...

[00:23:25] Loft Buff Classic classic 80 cap, there it is. Better 80 wins! Sorry! I apologize guys. Wait, I literally 1v2'd this lane?

[00:23:28] Got ganked- died.

[00:23:30] My support died. Right?

[00:23:34] Got dove. Kaisa gets three kills.

[00:23:41] What do you think my dog shit jungle is doing?

[00:23:46] Up 1 CS. Woooo! Let's go.

[00:24:06] Wait, and we only got one Grubb.

[00:24:08] Wait, I...

[00:24:09] If I had Flash,

[00:24:10] I would just Flash in place, by the way.

[00:24:13] Wait a minute

[00:24:17] Wait, I just noticed that I'm literally done playing

[00:24:19] No no no, I'm just done playing

[00:24:25] He took one grub!

[00:24:29] Again, if I didn't play with this guy

[00:24:31] yesterday, I wouldn't care but yeah...

[00:24:33] No fuck this. This support? This jungle? Yeah, I don't give a shit.

[00:25:00] Wait it's just like dude how's this possible by the way? Wait, he's actually down CS.

[00:25:05] Look at this fucking disgusting... How does this guy win?

[00:25:08] Ah fuck it just die I don't give a shit.

[00:25:09] How does this guy ever win by the way? just split it up bro i'm not

[00:25:57] my support did it like where was this ult on me by the way Some say the world will perish in zombies. Oh Matthew's first gank at 11 minutes.

[00:26:08] And it would have been a wasted flash without me.

[00:26:11] Of course.

[00:26:16] Can I tell you're in a good mood today?

[00:26:17] That's not fair!

[00:26:20] Because I was in a good mood yesterday, first game.

[00:26:21] I got autofilled.

[00:26:23] I performed my team through. Today I'm in a good mood?

[00:26:25] I perform? My teams terrible!

[00:26:27] Dude, I'm not a robot!

[00:26:29] Like, I'm sorry

[00:26:31] Yes I'm the peak human but I'm sorry! I-I'm human. Yes, I am the peak human but I'm human at the end of the day

[00:26:37] And I'm playing a team game with four fucking dipshits every single time

[00:26:42] What do you want me to do, bro?

[00:26:44] Not get mad?

[00:26:55] Be serious.

[00:26:56] This shit's dumb.

[00:27:00] Red side advantage?

[00:27:00] No!

[00:27:03] T1 teammates don't give a fuck about Redside Advantage.

[00:27:06] They're actual ass every game. Thanks for watching! uh oh That's the fucking dog.

[00:27:51] Who is wasting time here, bro? here bro

[00:28:08] it's a time waste.

[00:28:09] Give me the fuck out.

[00:28:15] AFK 70 gold.

[00:28:18] No, I played this dipshit yesterday and did the same exact thing.

[00:28:21] It literally is his first game of day so he literally woke up had a full day

[00:28:24] And still playing like this

[00:28:26] So I guess I just gotta believe that's how he plays

[00:28:28] Which is unfortunate

[00:28:29] Maybe he's not even trolling My support's retarded I guess I just gotta believe this is how he plays, which is unfortunate.

[00:28:30] Maybe he's not even trolling.

[00:28:32] My support's retarded!

[00:28:53] Unfortunate for that guy, but... Luke, what are you yapping about?

[00:29:21] That was his first game your turret has's... brand win?

[00:29:24] Mushroom.

[00:29:37] It's useless! Dog! useless dog

[00:29:49] damage chart's gonna go crazy! Do we run active?

[00:29:53] Ahhhhhh... Oh, so close. Oh

[00:30:09] So low you know

[00:30:19] Glad you can't see teammates' IGNs and champs anymore? Yup. For the way to clear this, MasterYu's only been farming

[00:30:21] the entire game, has no objectives

[00:30:23] excuse me he got three

[00:30:25] He's still down in camps.

[00:30:28] And Damon's charge is going to be wild

[00:30:30] He's actually not playing. Oh, can't believe I was taking

[00:30:32] a bit of subs. Thank you

[00:30:34] Like especially in regards to us getting

[00:30:36] dove 3 times, he's just not playing

[00:30:44] our support and jungle duo they're not it's just unlucky I got them both.

[00:30:55] Did he do this yesterday? Yes, He did the exact same thing.

[00:30:57] Full muted! Didn't listen to my pings.

[00:31:00] Top turret at 8 minutes?

[00:31:06] Thank you space! Did it take the dragon at the end?

[00:31:51] That was a different guy. No, it's the same guy. How's GeekGarant gutted going? Any nerfs announced yet? Soon.

[00:31:55] Gotta be soon. uh-oh i'm losing motivation to click my mouse uh oh so oh they just flashed big fight for us big fight Big fight!

[00:33:03] But it takes, I guess me flashing forward by the way

[00:33:11] Flashing forward for my anybody on my team to play the game i literally have to flash forward it's why it's just

[00:33:14] why are we still here uh I'm going to use the same strategy as before, but with a different attack. Thank you space.

[00:33:47] This almost feels like a 100 LP lobby.

[00:33:51] Let's see... Lucian 600LP my support 500

[00:33:55] Ymaschi 300 my top 500

[00:33:59] So i guess it's 500 okay That's not beautiful, huh? That...

[00:34:22] Caught cannibal, huh?

[00:34:31] You know, quit post a clip of me doing what I'm doing this game. the I think it's red, I'm just gonna try to take all of them.

[00:35:19] He carried this? YAH!

[00:35:20] A bit of gaps, I'm sorry.

[00:35:25] I can only do my best though. Unfortunately my best just wasn't good enough so I don't have flash to engage here. so Brother, ew.

[00:36:12] Double kill!

[00:36:22] Alright, just let it be clear how I'm playing this game. And I am five times at minimum everybody on my team.

[00:36:26] Just so we are clear.

[00:36:39] I feel like if i'm calling out people that are griefing from loading screen and they go on to still grease the game

[00:36:43] maybe

[00:36:47] need to be punished so You just kind of draft Joe. It's not a draft if the fuck?

[00:37:17] My Yi has done less than 2000 damage!

[00:38:45] DRAAAAARDIIIINNGGG damage so has been slain The soul ocean? so I just pinged Ocean like he was playing wind. Okay, well I can engage this next fight.

[00:38:48] For the takes engage this next fight

[00:38:52] what it takes

[00:40:38] solid bryson is that why you gifted bro markets up Until the next one. uh You know, like, Diamond Dale is just terrible. Just terrible. I'd put them at like...at maybe like a master of 60 LP players. Morphers at sub, losing at sub. Uh... Like, uh, flash a gate here or what? so I think it's always winnable to use stealth items if your teammates play. This guy, not playing. Uh, yeah. Her top laner just reached them so hard she took my old and carry it to their back line

[00:41:04] nice bro Nice, bro So um I'm just waiting for him. That's squishy. My MFG just tripled his damage dealt on the game. game by the way

[00:42:05] oh there's my support getting picked

[00:42:07] dumb and dumber over here

[00:42:09] falling out Oh so I don't know if I would have bought Oblivion Orb at that last second. that's actually different Oh, that bot! I bought this.

[00:43:07] I think they actually killed a lot. I should have been able to call two players literally running it down by the way from

[00:43:24] champ select.

[00:43:25] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. down by the way front champ select

[00:43:32] shouldn't happen so so An enemy has been slain. I need... item thank you Your turret has been destroyed.

[00:45:04] GG.

[00:45:05] Is that right?

[00:45:08] This is like 15. game I'm sure of that Oh, there's one. other squad Thank you, Cargo. I'm gonna check the damage over time this game. At least you have three drugs. whoop so Big damage.

[00:47:21] The actual big damage! Massive damage there, by the way.

[00:47:29] ...has been destroyed... uh

[00:47:37] so i mean like this looks like this should be like he should be banned i would argue that support should be like ban.

[00:47:44] I would argue that support should be, like... Ranked restriction, excuse me.

[00:47:47] Like, that is a

[00:47:48] perfect example

[00:47:51] of ranked fucking restriction, by the way.

[00:47:54] And again this was all farmed later on in the game.

[00:47:56] Like this is just like farming...

[00:47:58] This is bullshit bro.

[00:48:00] What are we doing?

[00:48:01] I mean at this point.

[00:48:04] What's happening?

[00:48:08] Like just wasting everybody's time

[00:48:10] and again because none of my games

[00:48:12] are ever FF'd Right? You have to like

[00:48:14] sitting here

[00:48:16] smoldering

[00:48:18] right? Just like play with these retards

[00:48:21] every game. Like nice

[00:48:23] I'm playing with the Milio who's a dipshit

[00:48:26] the entire game. Master Yi.

[00:48:27] It's not like my games are...

[00:48:29] Despite two players

[00:48:31] actively trolling, they will still

[00:48:33] permavote no just to play on stream.

[00:48:36] Like, nobody else experiences this by the way. So

[00:48:40] I'm sitting here like roasting as these guys also just grief grief grief

[00:48:44] and you go to my matches stream? Bro, I have not had a sub 20 minute game in over like 150 games.

[00:48:51] Except for yesterday we had one.

[00:48:53] Like it is trolling bro. What are we doing?

[00:49:02] Wasting everybody's time!

[00:49:06] And you sit here and think about it right but it's like okay well i'm

[00:49:07] getting paid so no whatever right

[00:49:11] it is what it is

[00:49:14] almost like concerned for them because the four other dip shoots on my team they are 100 just not getting

[00:49:21] paid so this is how they're using their like free time it's weird bro isn't normal I don't think

[00:49:45] Well, hit me This is the most red. 30 seconds until minions spawn.

[00:49:49] What are we watching? I mean, what do we hear i mean i don't care just watch the like obviously he's trolling

[00:49:57] i went for a top game i didn't see this one.

[00:50:07] As we're getting dove that's what were doing

[00:50:12] Don't take grubs. Actually this was the second dive, wasn't it?

[00:50:20] ... watch this guys i don't think my support pressed ult.

[00:50:38] Yeah, I mean... So like whatever we watched Master Yi do 2000 damage or whatever. We watch Master Yi do 2,000 damage or whatever.

[00:50:45] My support has

[00:50:46] an ult and heal. What are we doing?

[00:50:48] And every single ability up...

[00:50:53] You guys, because you're also bad at the game?

[00:50:57] You don't understand how bad this is by the way.

[00:50:59] We know we are getting dove, we just see Rek'Sai

[00:51:04] Right? We just had been dope what is this player pressing

[00:51:09] his Q button on here why did he just press Q like this? Does anybody know?

[00:51:22] Nope, not here! We have to Q for what?

[00:51:29] 20 damage on the back wave? And we're gonna

[00:51:31] just run away?

[00:51:33] Not press E?

[00:51:36] Not heal? Not ult? Not try Not press E, not heal,

[00:51:37] not ult, just gonna leaf.

[00:51:43] This is trolling

[00:51:45] by the way oh but wait there's more he then walks back up

[00:52:00] and dies anyway

[00:52:04] I also completely forgot about first blood.

[00:52:12] But here's his first blood!

[00:52:14] Where's my support going?

[00:52:23] Is that a lot lately. so so so so so It is what it is, but bro...

[00:53:32] What I'm saying is dude. So would it be better if I just...

[00:53:38] Like there's no reason for me to put an effort into the game when I know that I got players that are just gonna grease it.

[00:53:45] There's no reason, none. So like from the start

[00:53:49] I knew both those players were going to run it. There was no reason for me to play. like

[00:54:09] yeah i know but that's what I'm saying. Like okay at the end of day I'm still getting paid. Who gives a shit if I win or lose? If it's gonna stress me to

[00:54:13] Win? Fuck it. It's poor fun for fun.

[00:54:24] So, I mean... And it's like whatever that happens

[00:54:25] but 95% of the time i'm playing with retards

[00:54:29] like that as well as getting the enemy team's best right enemy teams

[00:54:34] playing like it's their super bowl constantly 95 percent of the time I said 80 preferred.

[00:55:02] Fuck no. don't wanna miss ways oh yeah i didn't look at the patch. rock tank there's no way

[00:55:56] there's no way Nah, if it's rock tank I'm... Nothing they can do, Grizzler.

[00:56:18] But yeah it is. so I don't know. Does that even mean, Entree? me Hold tight, hold tight, hold tight

[00:57:09] Dripping lights

[00:57:12] Paint the skies

[00:57:14] All because of you

[00:57:57] oh this game should be a zinger I'll be keen top. Let's read these bastard patch notes. 404 not I'm just skimming them like Hannah can't be bothered

[00:57:59] Hannah them like kind of can't be bothered Hannah a soul nerf love Aurora the ship

[00:58:07] so broke even last game so I just played

[00:58:09] against her bro she's still broken She did double anybody's damage in the game whatever they've done

[00:58:17] Didn't work as you'll Leona nerves

[00:58:25] Fuck Holly Leona, Nersk, Akali.

[00:58:32] Ew they're buffing Akali yuck! Has the movement speed decreased and spirit bonus for your char change?

[00:58:38] I'll just QL. Stop reading it, but it didn't work.

[00:58:45] Cast not reading.

[00:58:47] Damage decreased? Okay that's fair his Q smacked.

[00:58:51] I really have a toke this help increase. I realize we need a lot of buffs recently

[00:58:56] Has the damage decreased W damaged decrease?

[00:59:04] Matter their damage Oh Does that matter?

[00:59:06] Is there damage?

[00:59:07] Not so sure.

[00:59:09] They buff Shyvana?! Wait.

[00:59:25] Sis? Wait.

[00:59:29] It says... This says E damage increased

[00:59:33] Patch says it's a nerf

[00:59:40] ... Patch says it's a nerf. AD buff, AP nerfs?

[00:59:43] Ah! I think that's actually good.

[00:59:46] I heard two items has been dumbed.

[00:59:48] Fuck Skarner!

[00:59:53] Q mana cost decreased? Stupid, he already spams it.

[00:59:57] He no longer grabs cards behind Skarnar. That's a good change. It was stupid before. He already spams it. Grab the charge behind Tarkin,

[00:59:59] I think that's a good change, it was stupid before.

[01:00:01] Silas don't care, Talon don't care, Varus

[01:00:03] don't care...

[01:00:07] I just don't care about any of that shit.

[01:00:12] Cracking, let's move this speed good. LDR 5%. I mean, I kind of don't give a shit about any of these.

[01:00:25] I'm not gonna lie.

[01:00:27] Wait, boots?

[01:00:29] Oh shit this is changing! wait boots

[01:00:35] oh this has changed last game

[01:00:41] damn all boots got nerfed. More? Damn!

[01:00:45] Wait,

[01:00:45] they nerfed all boots.

[01:00:54] Dark Harvest Sorry, Carver. Small touch... Touch... I don't give a shit about any of that.

[01:00:57] Not gonna lie, can't be fucked.

[01:01:01] Definitely can't be fucked about this garbage

[01:01:04] hey after several days you're happy to report that we know i'm going to see

[01:01:12] legitimate new players in place just want to year, we have been reported that we no longer see legitimate new players being placed.

[01:01:13] We just wanted to make sure that we had a better sense of where we were seeing these accounts.

[01:01:16] Requiring accounts to play 10 games in normal Summoners Rift queues? The Vanguard will be preventing and auditing accounts being leveled

[01:01:28] And exchanging to owners for purposes like boosting account selling

[01:01:31] Oh!

[01:01:35] Really?

[01:01:37] Ha!

[01:01:38] Do I believe this?

[01:01:39] You will also be paying attention to accounts that attempt to misrepresent their skills in these calibration games due to a match of lower skill.

[01:01:46] New accounts deploy kid more more normal whatever this is whatever but with vanguard we will be preventing and auditing accounts

[01:01:52] being leveled and exchanging owners for purposes like boosting

[01:01:56] an account selling this is the one i

[01:01:59] this is the sibling we'll see hey riot let's see that then

[01:02:04] you say this let's see it.

[01:02:07] Adjustments to queue declining! Oh?

[01:02:11] This was on my notepad like a year and half ago.

[01:02:15] Recently noticed more players abusing the decline than you mutilate which games they will get in for...

[01:02:18] Whatever purpose it is.

[01:02:19] Recently? They have been doing it for years by the way!

[01:02:26] Dude I just answered that- Bro, by the way, I answered THAT question Do you think League is dying? I guess so.

[01:02:28] Bro, by the way, I answered that question in your resub message

[01:02:30] but again, you guys don't listen

[01:02:32] Yes and I don't know

[01:02:34] I don't get paid to figure it out

[01:02:36] You're a dumbass Bro, I've been saying this for years by the way

[01:02:39] but you know it is what it is

[01:02:43] It's reasonable to climb the queue sometimes

[01:02:45] get food or go to restroom

[01:02:47] But multiple declines cause difficulties for other players trying to get into their games. Okay!

[01:02:50] So this will be making the acquired amount of

[01:02:51] declines and trigger penalties less immediate. We have a few

[01:02:53] other plans in the works, but they aren't quite ready yet.

[01:02:55] Hey!

[01:02:59] Finally listening to the fucking Tonka tea, aren't we?

[01:03:02] Finally! To speed up getting into game.

[01:03:05] Finally! This is why people don't play this pile of shit.

[01:03:07] No other game damn near that's popular

[01:03:10] do you wait 45 minutes to play

[01:03:13] for 5 minutes? No, bro.

[01:03:16] And I

[01:03:17] think ready check

[01:03:19] just needs removed.

[01:03:22] When you press Q up,

[01:03:23] you are ready to play.

[01:03:26] That's what it should be in my eyes.

[01:03:27] So I think this just needs to go in general but this is a step

[01:03:29] in the right direction.

[01:03:32] Clank Qs to trigger lockout 4-2

[01:03:34] or that Client Queues require you to trigger lock out 3-1

[01:03:36] We'll see how it works

[01:03:40] See how it works. Not reading anything else.

[01:03:44] I mean, I like... fuck all the patch notes!

[01:03:46] I liked the remoderating, boosting and account sharing

[01:03:51] Like I said, we'll fucking see about that.

[01:03:53] And then uh...

[01:03:55] I don't think the decline check does too much right now but it steps in the right direction

[01:03:59] Now we just gotta reduce ban phase?

[01:04:01] Pick phase? pick phase? Why do you have to be mad? Brother's got a goddamn head growing on his forehead.

[01:04:18] Yep, true things at 3.

[01:04:20] Plant Hallow subs!

[01:04:23] I reduced ability for fanboys and stream snipes? Nah, it doesn't matter.

[01:04:27] Elo's too high, it's too easy. If you went in my game when you're at this elo, you'll get this kill.

[01:04:32] With ice skin don't give a shit I'm not playing her today. Unless I get autofilled.

[01:04:39] According to the server bro? The cringiest unfortunately. No, my...

[01:04:50] The way I feel on it is

[01:04:51] the games feel so bad.

[01:04:55] Right?

[01:04:55] Like for instance last game.

[01:04:57] That was probably like a 10 minute

[01:04:59] 15 minute total from when I

[01:05:01] pressed Q up to until

[01:05:03] I was actually playing in the game. Whatever.

[01:05:11] Probably 15 minutes but in some cases it's like 30 35

[01:05:15] just to know the game is lost from who's on my team it would feel a little less worse if

[01:05:24] it only took five minutes to get the game 5-10

[01:05:28] and i knew that right after i would be able

[01:05:30] to get into another game quicker again it still feels like but it feels less

[01:05:45] so i think the queue times the band phase the champ select

[01:05:49] all that needs fixed. move to a q Remove Duo Q! Yeah, pretty much is at this elo. At this point,

[01:06:25] you'd be able to decide

[01:06:27] your pick or ban before Q

[01:06:27] and then only if there's

[01:06:28] team discrepancy

[01:06:29] does the pick or ban phase win.

[01:06:30] Yeah, I mean,

[01:06:30] like I said,

[01:06:31] I don't get paid

[01:06:32] to figure it out, right? That's not I said, I don't get paid to figure it out right if this is not my job by the way

[01:06:35] That's a dare. So if you if I were to sit down and think about it for 10 hours a day five days a week

[01:06:41] I'm sure I could come up with the fucking solution. So whoever's job

[01:06:44] it is, do better! Be better

[01:06:46] bro! so 30 minutes every hour you're not even in game. You're trying to get into the game?

[01:07:15] Actually crazy?

[01:07:16] Exactly!

[01:07:17] That's what I'm saying.

[01:07:18] Most of time it takes me about 20 minutes

[01:07:19] To even start a match

[01:07:21] So I wait 20 minutes and I play with 2 players

[01:07:24] Who I know are gonna grief the game

[01:07:29] Sure enough The game gets briefed not only are we hostage it like my team hostages me every game just because they

[01:07:33] want to play on stream they do so game's going to go at least 30 minutes,

[01:07:39] but it took me 20 minutes

[01:07:40] to get into the game.

[01:07:41] It's going to take me 20 minutes after.

[01:07:43] So that means there's like a...

[01:07:45] Let's say it goes 20, 30, 20...

[01:07:48] 70 minutes before I can maybe

[01:07:50] play the game.

[01:07:52] Like, it's actually crazy to think about. there's the autofill game we knew was coming by the way i literally called that guess we're Woo!. I have no idea on

[01:09:00] just got a voice chat true voice chat makes all these problems better i agree i might not have RP. so I'm not how it works. Don't get banned for that ever. right it's split on voice chat it's 50-50 half one at half though I mean

[01:09:53] it's never getting at it. I don't get it though you know what voice chat just don't turn it on stop bro you're speaking to the

[01:10:33] wrong person about it Battle Bear I'm going to go pink. so I was influenced something against us to watch your stream, but then permanently I'm not even give a shit about ghosting.

[01:11:25] Dude, I really don't give a fuck about enemy team ghosting. I don't. Nowadays, I don't

[01:11:31] about enemy team unless I jungle

[01:11:34] whatever it's just my own

[01:11:36] teammates that do it. That fucking pisses

[01:11:38] me off. Wait, enemy team has rock tank.

[01:11:47] How do we lose?

[01:11:52] Oh! Because the support I played with 25 minutes ago waited for me to queue up and is now running at mid.

[01:12:01] So I will be now be for funding this game Extreme limit testing, baby!

[01:12:18] I can prove as a player that I haven't limit tested enough on this champ.

[01:12:26] Too bad you couldn't know in Champ Select?

[01:12:28] Too bad I didn't-I couldn't see names in the Champion Select. Very true.

[01:12:34] Nofakyshotit puts you into the same game with Emilia? He waited. very true.

[01:12:36] If I could shut up and put you in the same game with Camilla, he waited.

[01:12:39] This guy

[01:12:40] waited for me at a queue.

[01:12:42] He was... That's exactly what

[01:12:44] I was talking about. This Reject is a

[01:12:46] T1 team stream listener.

[01:12:49] So he actually responds to

[01:12:51] stream in-game

[01:12:52] while on the same team because again

[01:12:55] sub 50 IQ.

[01:13:29] ... same team because again sub 50 iq here is paradise with a nasty bird out I'm in the dead of

[01:13:34] the night

[01:13:35] let the dark no what's going on play Play the game or what?

[01:13:51] Emil they have 40.

[01:13:57] Yes, no

[01:13:59] So an avoid of player options should exist. And, you know, I talked to right about it after the whole EU fiasco where the same guy just the one person briefed my games for two

[01:14:12] weeks straight, by the way.

[01:14:15] You know? And it took Riot

[01:14:16] like a whole...

[01:14:18] Riot internally was having

[01:14:20] a conversation about we can't really ban him because

[01:14:22] technically what he's doing is

[01:14:25] like all this bullshit. Blah blah blah blah blah.

[01:14:27] So they had like VOD reviews and all this

[01:14:28] dumb shit right?

[01:14:31] So what would have solved all that was just me being able to add him to my avoid player list.

[01:14:37] The easy fix would be you could have a maximum of three people on that list and every 24 hours it resets so i'd have played with that

[01:14:49] guy whatever 24 hours later you can only have three, so you can't block the whole server.

[01:14:56] Add him again.

[01:14:57] Add him again.

[01:15:01] There's no downside to that.

[01:15:04] It's literally just

[01:15:05] the client can't do it

[01:15:07] That's it

[01:15:13] Alright, we def in definitely for fun see what we can do yes stable

[01:15:30] make it easier for windaders to match each other?

[01:15:39] No. It's three players, though.

[01:15:42] It's not like you can just add a hundred people on the block list.

[01:15:46] Three people.

[01:15:48] Low elo? It doesn't matter!

[01:15:51] Because you barely play with

[01:15:52] the same people, it's just a fixed

[01:15:54] high elo.

[01:16:25] ... is i don't know what to yeah no minions has fallen What if everyone adds you? There could be exceptions to the list.

[01:16:28] That would take Riot riot interference and they

[01:16:31] might not do that

[01:16:38] they're gonna make a feature for one percent of the player base i mean it's

[01:16:40] not just for 1%.

[01:16:41] Because it's also like-like a stress reliever.

[01:16:45] It makes you feel better, like,

[01:16:48] Oh! That guy was terrible, I'mma add him to my block list so I never have to play with somebody that bad, right?

[01:16:52] And it doesn't affect anybody except for you. It just makes you feel better

[01:16:56] It's kind of like how they used to have a report for unskilled option

[01:17:00] Like he didn't do anything but it made you feel better That was a thing?

[01:17:22] Yeah, it was just like a placebo thing.

[01:17:24] It's not possible to get punished by that.

[01:17:32] ... uh I don't know if it's a paid option to block someone for a day, okay stop.

[01:17:59] That'll really go over well I think. Oh, wait. Oh wait a minute that's a little bit good.

[01:18:48] Alright help me out a little bit with that one. Someone said Wild Rift already has an option? Apparently, Wild Rift has voice chat.

[01:18:49] Apparently, Wild Rift's just better than League.

[01:18:56] Apparently.

[01:19:13] Okay. apparently Dude, I want 100% By the way

[01:19:13] There's so many things

[01:19:14] That Riot

[01:19:15] Like logically speaking

[01:19:17] Would add

[01:19:17] Because they add

[01:19:19] It to like

[01:19:20] Valorant And like Wild Rift but it'll literally break the game

[01:19:23] i'm not gonna lie i think this this client

[01:19:27] like the spaghetti code of league is like crippling this game. so so This guy's resetting.

[01:20:12] It ain't broke, don't fix it! This guy's resetting.

[01:20:15] It ain't broke, don't fix it!

[01:20:18] It is broke.

[01:20:36] I think you can catch only when you need them. Twitch chatters, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

[01:20:41] I actually like this skin a lot.

[01:20:44] And it feels pretty good! An ally has been slain... good An enemy has been slain.

[01:21:05] It's by the skin that I got it for free, because I'm important. I don't know why he didn't get hit. freak from important

[01:21:17] you max unique i've just been trying to

[01:21:19] Max E more. Oh, but maxing E is

[01:21:23] If you miss, you literally are maxing an ability

[01:21:27] That doesn't do anything. You miss often?

[01:21:45] Yeah, so I don't actually like axing it. so so I think this guy just flashed

[01:22:22] into chasante I should die here now I'm gonna make it fucking full health. Bummer.

[01:23:17] It's close. so

[01:23:34] you know if i had 30 more mana, I think I'd kill one. 40 months is the longest time?

[01:23:52] Emil, thank you bro.

[01:23:54] If I hate something

[01:23:55] I destroy it.

[01:23:57] If an enemy has been slain I hate something, I destroy it. If I want something...

[01:24:03] That's Jugglers for ya! Always

[01:24:05] Gankin'!

[01:24:07] My jungler didn't gank my jungler just walked up and flashed into the enemy top lane

[01:24:10] or gave him a free kill.

[01:24:13] If presence of mind,

[01:24:14] I think presence of m-

[01:24:15] Yeah, I do.

[01:24:16] I think presence of mind

[01:24:34] on hit mana regen suck I can only feel it after. Like, when you get the takedown reset. Reset.

[01:24:43] Okay, this uh...

[01:24:46] Something's going all out on the armor. That reaches?! that reaches this typical hitbox wrong so Hey D. New skin buff, actually.

[01:25:26] I need to hit next hero and probably dead.

[01:25:30] By the way

[01:25:42] police you like the brand?

[01:25:57] You promise?

[01:26:07] Never seen someone so afraid to cast E before except for you.

[01:26:10] I'm afraid to press E? Thank god! He's holding E.

[01:26:31] It's better most of the time. You hold E, and it like zooms them at tower. Each lifetime is a spirit. Each lifetime's

[01:27:00] a chance. Take it!

[01:27:04] I'm up four plates.

[01:27:19] Oh, He likes you to 10.

[01:27:30] My laners left get another free kill

[01:27:36] awesome

[01:27:55] so now two kills from the jungle. i am a teacher

[01:29:00] first thing it's terrible terrible. He holds that for a while, does he not? so playing like i'm in a game here Yeah. Fine, I'm not upset. I'm not upset that my junglers walked the Kassante twice and got him two kills.

[01:29:05] And I've been ganked twice and died.

[01:29:06] I am NOT. I'm not...

[01:29:08] I am NOT upset!

[01:29:10] Not!

[01:29:16] An enemy has been slain. I'm fine.

[01:29:25] Fine. Your team has destroyed a turret. I have a lot of them, Sharken. I like the fact that Rotating just stopped right after taking grubs. No! Poppy stopped him, he walked up and died. Ryze and then Pwikwi stopped him, he walked up and died rise and then quickly stopped him he walked up and died so no that's not so so so I Thinks you're going well guys we got this don't worry. I think we actually have a hard team cop to build for. so is so I'll be you, I'll be you.

[01:31:56] Actually a massive TP. Only got one TP though, fuck. so so cool Who?

[01:32:43] Hey bruh

[01:32:45] Hey bruh

[01:32:52] Only one moves.

[01:33:00] Sword's good on Illaoi, you're dumb.... Rick, what's up?

[01:33:07] Can you allow GIFs in the chat?

[01:33:12] How fun would that be?

[01:33:14] You talking about Twitch or League?

[01:33:16] Regardless of what you're talking to, cringe bro.

[01:33:38] Ramp getting lost? uh I want to do that. His name is Yuni, so... Only expect.

[01:33:58] He does some dumb shit. Oh, I haven't sealed!

[01:34:08] Down.

[01:34:15] Absolutely time to go next I'm gonna have have a cleaver.

[01:34:39] Don't actually think it changes this too much.

[01:34:52] We are born knowing what's right. I'd say yes. Together. My sword is not enough. It is a kick in the ass

[01:35:13] That guy's full armored so your mid and general can kill him?

[01:35:18] Surely! Right?

[01:35:25] That's what that right you know this Zed is all of ours so I can kill right the world's is Why is it good? I think he's fine. so Uh oh, baited! uh-oh

[01:36:30] i didn't show or move baron I'm living.

[01:36:58] Ice has got him. I'll try it it's Giga allowing has Your team has destroyed a turret I mean they wasted all that time coming top lane just to get 1v3'd. in food and fighting

[01:37:53] my age a couple years of beltering nah i'm good at games sorry bro He's on point today, thank you.

[01:38:15] This skin is actually great I like it. It feels good. Looks modern. Okay. you win red side even autofill i lost first game today red said yep now too much colors it's like service grew up only because i have the chroma your team has destroyed a turret I'm going to have to do this again. oh I'm fucking dead man. oh Oh he spilled himself

[01:40:17] Okay My hot hands Okay

[01:40:22] The hot hands Fight bye Let's go back bot. Oct tank owns you guys

[01:40:56] if rock take can get to this elo you guys can too

[01:41:00] whatever lose hope guys That was odd. so What was that about? about dominating an enemy has been slain

[01:41:50] overall favorite larry's skin it might be this one Oh, my God.

[01:42:04] Rock Tank just inted T of Blade then gaslighted him?

[01:42:07] I mean who would ever fall for his g- he's terrible.

[01:42:19] Might have to go to... I have two auto-pills for you. Alright, let's hear them.

[01:42:20] Whilst I'm in option to join the Auto-Pill Protection Team

[01:42:23] which gives me long view times on your way

[01:42:26] I would better help you here which gives you long view time to your own And they both don't sound bad. The problem is with giving better LP gains for

[01:42:49] autofill players

[01:42:50] that people expect to lose

[01:42:53] less for being autofilled.

[01:42:55] If they lose less for being autofilled,

[01:42:57] they won't try as hard.

[01:43:00] Because they'll be like, oh...

[01:43:04] I'm not going to lose anything?

[01:43:05] ...

[01:43:05] ... Well, I'm not sure. Why positional ranks didn't work exactly Just remove roll Q.

[01:43:51] So what do you recommend?

[01:44:07] That we all queue up first one to type the role gets it That's how it should be, huh?

[01:44:09] Back in my day that's how things actually were That's a buzzy. I miss buying runes?

[01:44:55] Stop. You're lying nobody that was actually the only terrible thing so is like overwatch imo

[01:45:38] what do you mean?

[01:45:42] Oh, where you only queue one roll and wait forever. Yes.

[01:45:55] IDB Warwick top as a Laoi? It's actually so easy.

[01:46:00] Warwick players as a Laoi? It's actually so easy.

[01:46:01] These Warwick players are fucking terrible.

[01:46:04] Hit your E, fight correctly, play around his barrier...

[01:46:08] Don't get greedy. Instead of two rolls, you pick three? Fuck that.

[01:46:25] Don't bother me Sam, it is what it is.

[01:46:46] You know, quick question, does the bottom left remind you to not be toxic or something?

[01:46:52] The bottom left is what we're doing it for. What we do everything for her

[01:46:58] you wake up and we breathe for her started hitting the gym against

[01:47:01] to get stronger for her we're hitting rank one challenger

[01:47:05] FOR HER!

[01:47:08] It's all

[01:47:09] for her!

[01:47:11] It has to be

[01:47:12] me, girl.

[01:47:16] Me, B. Maybe girl. Maybe...

[01:47:20] Ohhhh

[01:47:26] She's so happy. AHHHHH!

[01:47:28] I can't look at it.

[01:47:29] Dude, I can't look-

[01:47:31] Bro by the way, ever since we had Sailor

[01:47:33] my phone is full of like...

[01:47:34] dating pictures?

[01:47:36] And I can't look at it

[01:47:37] because I get stun-locked and I

[01:47:39] look at it for, like, 45 minutes.

[01:47:42] Like the same pictures.

[01:47:44] It's...

[01:47:44] It's broken.

[01:47:46] So I have to force myself not to open my gallery The devs should fix that? Yeah, true.

[01:48:09] Deadlift the same as your squad?

[01:48:13] My deadlifts aren't very good.

[01:48:17] ... I'm gonna go ahead and do that. um so I Is it possible to have your husband on insta today?

[01:49:05] GREAT! so I'm yelling wake her ever, sometimes she stirs. so I will. That's gonna add map cover. Just for that,

[01:50:04] for next game, I'm actually removing map cover. Just for that, for next game I'm actually removing map cover

[01:50:06] and it appears

[01:50:09] I have a Janna hover so we're going to be playing

[01:50:11] for fun

[01:50:11] Good luck Bryson

[01:50:22] Good luck Bryson. That looks like Don't Forget Her I Can't Unsee It?

[01:50:25] On some angles it looks like don't for her i don't see the forget hard baby

[01:50:46] i know it's crazy good Which pick is your favorite?

[01:51:18] That's a great question. Let's see, probably...

[01:51:23] I like the one where

[01:51:25] she's pogging and I like the one in the

[01:51:27] top left.

[01:51:29] I like the one of us together. I don know i like them all bro i like them all something that becomes is I like playing with Janna.

[01:52:08] I think Janna is a completely useless champion. Absolutely snidey to the night. I can't stand seeing it.

[01:52:22] And for some reason people like playing it with with Raven. I have no idea why.

[01:52:35] God axes... Welcome to Summoner's Raid.

[01:52:39] God axes need victims.

[01:52:42] If you can counter, yes!

[01:52:45] It says blind picking every game it's i've got pain to serve we remove the map

[01:53:05] cover yeah that pissed me off I just come.

[01:53:19] We must never stop doing it.

[01:53:20] Yeah, she's good at peeling like engaged

[01:53:23] support but for instance

[01:53:25] in situations like this what does she do?

[01:53:29] What does she do? What does she do for me in this TP2?

[01:53:35] Nothing. Absolutely there's nothing she does

[01:53:39] Emilio doesn't do better, actually.

[01:53:53] Seems to be bloodshed... Nice. I should have moved it.

[01:53:56] Did I first pick though?

[01:54:00] I'm pretty sure I first picked again and then just lock it in. No following these footsteps.

[01:54:15] If 380 carries true um That would have been OP. You're streaming Draven mid to counter all the AD carry picks, thoughts?

[01:55:04] He doesn't get get inked or what uh

[01:55:53] game you got no brain? so The Janna, pretty much useless. Completely useless.

[01:55:56] There's no

[01:56:07] press w there that was pretty exciting oh map No map cover now.

[01:56:12] Oh, what a crazy W.

[01:56:20] I think this game could be a mental test. Hey, we got his Ghost for free.

[01:56:37] You expect me to like stand there and fight him?

[01:56:41] The fuck would i do that for?

[01:56:49] Let's admire so All right, they can't be enjoyable. so This can't be fun.

[01:57:48] Please tell me we didn't pick Jansen?

[01:57:57] She was blind picked right?

[01:57:58] I have no idea.

[01:57:59] I first picked, and I wasn't really paying attention to what happened after.

[01:58:03] If this game- if I don't tilt, I think we can still win. But I'm not gonna lie,

[01:58:08] I'm like teetering along the line of just roaming. It's rough. Do it for her.

[01:58:23] I'm trying to tell myself that, bro.

[01:58:25] You get challenger'd for her.

[01:58:30] This is that bro you get challenger for her do it for her do it for her I'm trying uh um I'm gonna try to get him. Ezreal spotted Brand heading top. Let's do this!

[01:59:27] An enemy has been slain.

[01:59:35] It makes me feel broken? I'm not sure she's broken, I think she's strong. Hey yo, Boob Memento for the legacy.

[01:59:49] Nah I'm locked in.

[01:59:51] Excuse me, E. Oh my god i keep calling he a sheep so so is That's it for me. I tried.

[02:00:51] An enemy has been slain.

[02:00:55] I sat there waiting, didn't risk it.

[02:00:59] Waited for support to come and sat mid running around. see she clearing krugs i don't know where she went uh Yeah.

[02:01:38] Or a seal for me!

[02:01:44] Go Hurricane!

[02:02:09] Did the Zunklead Did this on Kartis the other day too? Yeah, I just mentally can't be fucking with these stupid motherf who's wasting my time. What if Hurricane let you throw three axes uh Hello, yes. Hey, Rick's here brother! A little girl in the same time as you and some kids trying to borrow our lives and watching

[02:02:36] her awesome big craft scene with a beautiful family?

[02:02:41] Thank you Prime.

[02:02:42] Oh, hello there. I'm going to be your friend for a while. I'll see you later. you it's the history of our lives and watch your awesome congrats to mckay beautiful family

[02:02:44] thank you prime that 10 bucks bro and congrats to you guys it's awesome I can take this guy one on one.

[02:03:14] O3! oh three Okay, my support's terrible!

[02:03:42] Unfortunately... footsteps unfortunately The American is out of here. I kinda can't be fucked with some of these pings anymore.

[02:04:29] Are you building a hurricane?

[02:04:30] I got buffed this patch.

[02:04:32] Read the patch notes. so very strong No, if this guy's on my screen I kinda just don't wanna play. Perhaps remove yourself from my vision. so so so Oh What item next?

[02:06:07] Any item you guys type if I see it spam

[02:06:11] more than others, I'll buy it. I don't give a shit

[02:06:15] 30 seconds go.

[02:06:25] More mobs? Alright, it's over. I seem is I'll be honest though, I don't think I'd make it to uh...

[02:06:51] Three items. Oh, no! Shit, really good. good You didn't help me, and you lost Rift Herald.

[02:07:34] Will there ever be an ultimate bravery stream again yeah older bravery kind of sucks i need like a silver account to do ultimate

[02:07:39] bravery the games even in platinum are not winnable

[02:07:41] ultimate bravery The games even in platinum are not winnable. Ultimate bravery.

[02:07:47] Like the builds are so bad, people still sweat

[02:07:49] 24-7

[02:08:04] Yeah for seven an enemy has been slain An ally has been slain

[02:08:12] Here's a death note That's right guys. your toilet has been destroyed is An enemy has been slain.

[02:08:50] Double kill!

[02:08:54] Maybe Rank 2 can carry this game?

[02:08:58] You might know who this is by the way

[02:09:35] mr tree frog Let's admire Peter. My ult? Oh shit, what's up bro? I'm going in! Perfection?

[02:09:36] I got that.

[02:09:40] Weird that you we'd want to pronounce it kid quid well, I kinda like the Swifties. um so down Why does Forrest want to kill me so bad? uh Ah, he's worried about me scaling. Holy fuck, I should have turned around. my value small price to pay to see qn suffer true bro true

[02:11:40] i mean i'll say this though if i had a lead

[02:11:43] my 83 was doing this but not dying i don't think i'd be upset We have enough HP for the passive? I'm gonna say no.

[02:12:18] Getting close to it. I couldn't even last as that?

[02:12:45] Alright, we got it. What item next? so oh uh Actually, I should get the thing off her. Alright, Titanic it is.

[02:13:40] I see a lot more Titanic.

[02:14:57] Don't be shy. Terrible macro, that Baron is gone as shit. My Quinn has all finishing, gotta do something spicy. That was indeed the spice! double k Let's see. Let's wait for passive.

[02:15:42] 300 titanic will actually give it to me is I would not even call what i'm doing imp by the way. Perfection? I got that.

[02:15:46] That's fat!

[02:15:51] Ooh, wait this combo! I get the Hurricane proc and the Hydra proc. Oh?

[02:16:01] Can we cook? let me cook

[02:16:07] catch max's for shit so I'm gonna use Titanic warm up. HP bar is kinda scary. Wait, yeah you like that?

[02:17:00] Big damage!

[02:17:02] Holy shit!

[02:17:07] This guy's scared.

[02:17:17] Pop this bitch ass

[02:17:18] come on and get something bud

[02:17:19] let me get some

[02:17:21] pussy Oh, bitch. little ah so Bums you don't die, you are successfully matching your mid laner.

[02:18:15] Spit bro spit.

[02:18:16] Okay the point guy who gives a shit. Spit bro spit I told that kill you!

[02:18:35] You killed the viewer Varus right now? Yes.

[02:18:39] His support is also dog shit that did nothing

[02:18:41] to be able to capitalize me perma roaming legendary so I'm gonna reset for fun

[02:19:22] For item

[02:19:25] All right Alright, what item next?

[02:19:36] I'll leave Fountain first A leaf fountain burst.

[02:19:45] Lot of Stare-X.

[02:19:48] Artsteel is so late in the game, it's

[02:19:52] so newbie.

[02:19:56] Oh I see a lot of blood males. Oh!

[02:20:00] A blood male took over.

[02:20:03] Ooh, that kinda feels good! Did I have the passive now?

[02:20:11] Yeah, I have the passive now.

[02:20:13] Bloodmail it is! I say they feel dry.

[02:20:28] Let's kill this.

[02:21:05] Let's kill this. I'm gonna be team fighting. what a limiting fighting I'm going to go back and do a little bit of the same thing. fucking nine people we're like t1 Oh! Oh, don't put that on me. OHHHHH!

[02:21:24] Oh, don't put down.

[02:21:33] Oh, he's active? Only with a melee.

[02:21:40] Somehow we won that game despite my support sucking ass I mean...

[02:22:08] I out-damaged the Varus by the way

[02:22:13] I actually did 600 more damage than the Varus AD gap. what the fuck

[02:22:20] who's that guy doing

[02:22:34] how i don't know wait because now that think about it that varus was poking early in lane he He dove me under tower.

[02:22:39] That's like 4,000 of his damage.

[02:22:41] Was this guy just not playing?

[02:22:48] I'm going to report Jana for what?

[02:22:50] It is locked in a useless champion and didn't play the game.

[02:22:53] How's that reportable?

[02:23:39] We know what we're doing. we show up in the party okay 2kp of the virus my girlfriend met brit yesterday apparently she said she texted you hey t1 i was in spain for three weeks because

[02:23:45] i had to recover from all these losers in the chat now i've been watching your

[02:23:50] stream for an hour and I need to relax again.

[02:23:53] How do you manage to hang out with these 600 kilograms, pimply teenagers

[02:23:58] for eight hours a day?

[02:24:00] I swear leaguers aren't THAT obese. They're more skinny. Skinny little pimply losers.

[02:24:09] And because I'm mentally insane... Sorry KaylaCityPictures Sorry, Kayla sent me pictures. so Show us? No.

[02:24:49] I love Miss

[02:24:50] Sawaroo.

[02:24:52] She's like a top...

[02:24:54] I told you guys, by the way!

[02:24:56] She was like 95...

[02:24:58] Was she 96 percentile in weight?

[02:25:00] And 90 percentile

[02:25:02] in height? Right?

[02:25:04] So she's almost like

[02:25:06] toddler-sized as a newborn. It's crazy. She's such a big girl. me I can't.

[02:25:43] It even...

[02:25:44] Most...

[02:25:44] There are a lot of babies that are fat.

[02:25:46] It does even out.

[02:26:01] Like, bro, you can can't keep growing at that same pace all around my room. My world's so bright, it's hard to breathe, but that's alright.

[02:26:07] Well no, I think she's still 16

[02:26:09] pounds. So over the last... Yeah, nope. Over the last month, she's still 16 pounds. So over the last month,

[02:26:13] she's gained 0.6 pounds.

[02:26:15] So it's already evened out. so

[02:26:29] take my eyes is I live inside my own world of nightmares

[02:26:46] Kids screaming in their cradles for fun

[02:26:51] You will be strong as shit, adorable

[02:26:53] Why does it have to be meh? He will be strong as shit. Adorable.

[02:27:03] That is true.

[02:27:07] That is true.

[02:27:10] It's actually from...

[02:27:11] Well, no.

[02:27:13] A lot of people watch me that are bigger

[02:27:14] and I motivate them to lose weight.

[02:27:16] So there's like temp shirts.

[02:27:20] That's also true.

[02:27:23] Now we all want wanna go AD. so brand right I gotta put the phone down. I can't... I gotta put the phone down.

[02:28:08] I can't...

[02:28:09] I gotta put my face down,

[02:28:10] I can't look at her.

[02:28:13] Can't do it!

[02:28:16] I just wanna be good

[02:28:29] Like they are I don't know. This bot lane looks miserable.

[02:28:33] Apparently Shyvana got nerfed though, so it's okay.

[02:28:37] Tornado is that gifted bro.

[02:28:39] Shyva what's up Map cover back on.

[02:29:00] Reset for Elden Ring, let's go!

[02:29:03] Thank you.

[02:29:07] Haven't that gift? Yeah

[02:29:11] Kawasgrove. That's exactly it.

[02:29:14] I don't give it all away

[02:29:23] Cause I don't think I'll stay

[02:29:27] No, I can't be the only one

[02:29:30] Cause I want to find my best friend Right, cares about us. they wouldn't lie.

[02:29:44] What do you like about playing smolder?

[02:29:45] My supports suck and I pick useless shit.

[02:29:49] It's fun to play the how many stacks can you get minigame

[02:29:52] And then there is always hopium later Like oh it's okay! Later on I'll be useful if I just keep stacking.

[02:30:06] That's good dosage treated like a hatchling

[02:30:10] that's good dosage slobes thinks out one gift pose is that what a gift we have a lot of one gifters

[02:30:13] thank you guys

[02:30:39] definitely not that's what he used to feel like Bye! Trying to get that

[02:30:41] 3 months of Apple TV?

[02:30:43] Give me some good shows

[02:30:45] that are on apple tv

[02:30:47] There's some good shows.

[02:30:49] Guys, did you know that if you sub or get one sub right now,

[02:30:52] You'll get free Apple TV for three plus months?

[02:30:56] Three months of Apple TV! Silo? I don't know what that is.

[02:31:17] Big B! What's up brother? Well, I baited his flash, well played on the Zyra pick retard. okay True Smolty true! I will not roam.

[02:32:18] I will not roam.

[02:32:19] I will not roam.

[02:32:20] I will not roam.

[02:32:21] I will not roam.

[02:32:22] I will not roam.

[02:32:23] It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

[02:32:24] Guilty 1. I'm going to go for the kill. I'm going to go for the kill. I will not rope. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. and i will lose weight in that month Oh, we just bumped out of the top. so uh What a caster this bot. I'm gonna go for the dark shield. quite the low quality matchup lol.

[02:33:58] When the mist came to my island, I saw a ghost in the street.

[02:34:05] He has been slain.

[02:34:07] Dragon!

[02:34:09] Run away!

[02:34:10] Well at least Syyra got it.

[02:34:18] If I can even piece the price of two

[02:34:25] it's okay three months double tv one month of breath

[02:34:29] that's still sebastian voltage? You know what they thought.

[02:34:33] Maybe it's good no one else can understand her...

[02:34:37] There's a golden kappa train right now!

[02:34:39] What does this mean?

[02:34:41] We get golden KAPPas we complete the frame

[02:36:20] I so That sure is exciting! Alpha warriors, those those the gifts brother um uh so wait those were guys wait we have like so many people gift one sub

[02:36:25] I can't read all your names

[02:36:28] But make sure you have those 1-sub gifts

[02:36:33] Explicitly those five gifts. Johnny, I can't read them

[02:36:35] but you're noticed

[02:36:36] and I like read your name in my head.

[02:36:41] Jackass! Explicit? in my head jackass explicit cow arc mega mikhail flooded turning

[02:36:46] turnin twice and johnny thank you happy so okay

[02:37:21] getting try you You can't even try, fuck you. I'm gonna level it up a bit faster. and the bugs were seen

[02:37:58] that sums at least yeah you think we'll get a killer game

[02:38:04] also not stacking those are just done again.

[02:38:11] These bot games are kind of terrible, I'm not gonna lie

[02:38:15] Just completely useless garbage.

[02:38:18] Every single game. i've never met her I like, like 10 a minute. I think it's like good. There's so much room to run around!

[02:39:12] Rooms into art.

[02:39:20] Wasn't this cookie guy the dipshit gf I played with? so I'm gonna be big and strong. is fun fun fun fun Why is she standing in reverse?

[02:40:21] She's been doing this since level 1.

[02:40:23] I don't know.

[02:40:25] They learned this from somewhere.

[02:40:31] ...

[02:41:11] ... so so Oh, we forgot the wave crash. We got the golden capo! uh Let's go! go Go out of it, that was 10 gifted subs brother! like shiny stuff i get to keep

[02:42:19] let me see us why it's let me down that much somehow Game completely unwinnable, but... unwinnable but I just realized my jungler must be

[02:42:59] beaten to the fucking ground. I just checked my jungle CS.

[02:43:08] You guys have 50 CS.

[02:43:19] Didn't realize it was that bad, so I actually just wasted my time. Thank you, princess. so Thank you Neon, are you happy? true legend True legend. Should be thatF'd.

[02:44:21] I think Zyra's gonna hit no, but it might be Zyra and Wukong. I'm gonna get gabus today has been destroyed

[02:44:43] Been a good game today? Nah

[02:44:47] 40 games, what should have been 4 15 minute FFs

[02:45:11] I smell evil Give me the FFs. Yeah Damn sounds miserable sounds like work

[02:45:17] sounds like work um is has been destroyed

[02:45:46] okay i guess she's heard it before

[02:45:50] your turret has been destroyed oh okay so everybody's dead. Nobody is actually playing.

[02:46:00] Thank you!

[02:46:08] A summoner has disconnected. Defeat!

[02:46:13] Will next game be better you think or what?

[02:46:25] I don't feel like I should have a mental breakdown.

[02:46:27] Actually, because I played with them and they did the same exact thing I think that guy's having a mental breakdown. Actually...

[02:46:29] Because, I played with him and he did the same exact thing He was just running it down.

[02:46:31] Because of his match history

[02:46:32] He's actually just running it down every game

[02:46:34] Played a jungle game right here

[02:46:35] And it was the same exact thing

[02:46:37] Like actually Two tin Least damage right here and it was the same exact thing but actually 210 least damage

[02:46:46] regardless we were losing from bot side anyway see garen in this account when the time is right so

[02:47:22] why the game games so bad? I have no idea.

[02:47:27] I have no idea. League...

[02:47:39] league with league players is what it is. so right went to other chats and typed my golden kappa no one cared twitch has changed

[02:48:10] no You can't flex the golden kappa?'s only back in my day why do you have to be mad tyler one takes ozempic there's

[02:48:29] no way he can keep stuffing his face with snacks and maintaining that physique through natty means.

[02:48:38] I... that's that weight loss shit?

[02:48:40] Yeah, I don't think that bro.

[02:48:42] Stupid!

[02:48:44] Plus haven't been sho trimming my face like that recently

[02:48:48] dumb

[02:48:54] I think i pissed her back. so If I saw another day

[02:49:18] Only two screaming to the night

[02:49:21] Nothing ever tries to change

[02:49:25] Even if i want to so so so so so so I don't know how to do it

[02:50:44] The good, bad, worst could catch me tight

[02:50:47] Maybe once, maybe twice

[02:50:54] Turned around to say goodnight

[02:50:57] Now I know how to read the sky so If I saw another day, only to scream into the night

[02:51:18] Nothing ever tries to change, even if I want to rewrite

[02:51:25] Cause I've been sitting here the same old ways

[02:51:28] Taken off, forgot the same mistake

[02:51:31] Can't I leave it all behind?

[02:52:17] Follow all the lady's side No! I have Nectar Bar. Ah. They are mid as fuck, yeah. Not many support.

[02:52:35] Dodgers for the best?

[02:52:36] Ah, yeah.

[02:52:38] That was a lust.

[02:53:45] I have not, Jay Portz. so so ice creamy same crunch protein bars i'm not sure so so Deadline for 20k subs? Like 24 days?

[02:53:51] I can't build.

[02:54:01] I select... I mean, usually eat a day of what?

[02:54:04] Those? None.

[02:54:06] I don't eat...

[02:54:08] Bro, I don't eat snacks

[02:54:11] nowadays. I think they're such

[02:54:13] like a waste. It's like fake

[02:54:15] full just to keep your mouth busy. They never fill you up, they're never even that good- they aren't as good as when you were a kid like yeah no. there isn't even a big ass snack closet i do and kaylee gets mad they never eat what's in there I cook,

[02:55:04] I eat like Chips Ahoy and Oreos

[02:55:06] when I can. That's it.

[02:55:34] ... That's it. so so

[02:56:06] what are you instead food food Bro, these lobbies are not it. Alright game? I don't know bro.

[02:56:08] I picked Urgot

[02:56:10] Blue side yesterday

[02:56:12] and playing in some Mundo And I got rolled and hated it

[02:56:19] I thought the patch nerfed fleet

[02:56:21] So these bastard AD carries

[02:56:23] Weren't being locked in. Okay, this guy doesn't like kill.

[02:56:51] One guy goes Vamp Scepter for lane with Cold to sustain?

[02:57:02] Hmm... Hold to sustain? You know, Darius isn't too bad.

[02:57:17] If I'm not a dumbass unfortunately I'm a dumbass. so Nice little lobby for the design.

[02:57:52] The lane can not go within the river valley.

[02:57:56] No, by the way ever since you r that the YouTubers' content has been better?

[02:58:02] I know!

[02:58:03] Dude, I compliment them all the time.

[02:58:05] The viewers are good now. Welcome to summoners...

[02:58:12] Various matchup though? Okay, it's not actually that bad.

[02:58:16] Until they get punched in the face.

[02:58:20] Like... until they get punched in the face so oh Oh.

[02:59:01] That looked almost 100% ghost, I'm not gonna lie. What? That was a bit sus.

[02:59:10] Well, it is a blue side autofill game so it is what it is. It is order. i'm a great spy you move well now you must still not over though oh yeah that's wonderful i like the skin a lot though Life is the sweetness of fruit and joy. is So, matchup was pretty unplayable at the start.

[03:00:31] What am I doing now?

[03:00:56] Now what do i do lane slow pushing he has items I think jungle's top actually. It could be anywhere. ha let's begin again shove and pray he doesn't freeze so uh oh so so He went double crab because my mid laner died.

[03:02:40] All I do is die, but gosh would they die where it really matters.

[03:02:44] Just kidding! I'm in-game.

[03:02:48] An ally has been slain. game It is the storm. and ping

[03:03:15] It's fine they're all AD guys we still

[03:03:19] ... It's okay, I can carry. It is terribly dissatisfying. The world needs us! that's three melee champ Wow didn't give him that hitbox right let's see the winner win. so so I'm going to try and get the first one. ah uh uh I'm playing to win, I'll move here.

[03:05:43] Oh you said you hate going

[03:05:51] bone plating? I do. Like, there's actually a good example of bone plating

[03:05:55] If he ever does damage to you, it means that he'll probably get them all in you so you can

[03:05:59] get value out of it

[03:06:09] I don't scare I don't die and i don't stop back slay queen girl power

[03:06:18] oh girl so uh Nice. Truly he's fucking good. I'm going to lose the game to him? Sorry, cop gap. so Yes, Gunmasse. God Level 1 one it is your bad These chemicals slam a little bit slower What is he doing?

[03:08:36] Winning apparently. She double ricocheted because Malphite flashed. No, he didn't flash kill

[03:08:55] This item is really good Serber this if I get subs what's up

[03:08:57] Love you bro

[03:08:58] I love you

[03:09:01] We can challenger? We're working on it bro.

[03:09:04] We're working on it.

[03:09:06] I'm at Maokai.

[03:09:11] They must be tested to grow.

[03:09:13] He's serious about using his Ultra Instinct, but he can't control it?

[03:09:19] You're right! Okay. uh Thank you for watching! I

[03:10:08] I never buy iceborn it's like a rarest exception.

[03:10:16] Like just because they're all ad melee champs

[03:10:20] cares

[03:10:22] being clobbered Their top laner is terrible. so If I hate something, I destroy it. so Cleaned.

[03:11:28] Those little iceborne gameplay there actually. is so

[03:11:58] all of us online Iceborn's negative aura, bro?

[03:12:21] What do you mean to say that? That's a perfect response sorry you feel that way I respect your opinion.

[03:12:40] That misses! oh uh so So remember that Draven game by the way?

[03:13:32] That Draven game where I built fucking hurricane swift keys with 8 000 damage right if my teammates played like that this game

[03:13:43] we just win i guess being bad is a skill?

[03:13:54] I guess.

[03:13:57] I guess that takes talent?

[03:14:07] This guy is just running it down my god is not long so uh There is joy in food and fighting.

[03:14:47] Takes dignity?

[03:14:50] That's it. Ah, I cast you in the smolder deck. Ah!

[03:15:15] Ah!

[03:15:18] Quit bad.

[03:15:36] Oh, shit. You did it yourself? No, the planet is going to destroy you.

[03:15:42] Your team has destroyed a planet!

[03:15:45] Is it just me or my group of your team? Because there's nothing else for me to take unless i go bot lane

[03:15:48] and my kill is from a right-clicking bottom

[03:15:53] like am I gonna I already took you'll be a push to their fucking nexus I would

[03:16:19] Sparax first item.

[03:16:24] Ask nicely to swap!

[03:16:28] Gotta add that nicely in there huh That's a good flash.

[03:16:42] I think he was dead if he didn't flash that, wow. That's a good flash. so I mean, they're 80s not- they're not good players. so many times uh Definitely just need the hitness. Oh

[03:18:36] Oh No oh so so I'm going to use my ultimate. so uh so I can't get my damage up before I'm executed. I first time Kayle trying to defend himself.

[03:20:18] So let me give you a little rundown, this guy not only plays Kayle he never plays Kayle

[03:20:23] He's also a Malzahar Aurelion Sol 2 trait

[03:20:27] So I'm just gonna like process what, like...

[03:20:30] What is the correlation?

[03:20:32] Like those are two champions that literally do nothing to win

[03:20:41] yes maokai into bot lane but he's still useful.

[03:20:55] ...... so your team has destroyed a current so so I think we actually just win the entire game there by the way

[03:21:54] your team has destroyed it i've been with you the entire game there

[03:22:12] No, james was full HP, barrier everything up.

[03:22:13] Did she think I was dead?

[03:22:15] She just like left? Okay. so that's why okay cool you just solo lost the game I don't have anything to say.

[03:22:58] To be fair, this guy

[03:23:05] if you have this kind of like...

[03:23:07] There's no code

[03:23:09] He can say that

[03:23:11] Like he knows he fucked it up

[03:23:13] It is what it is.

[03:23:24] Not bad.

[03:23:28] I just got spotted and i'm dead. so

[03:23:45] careful soul for souls not that actually I'll say worse

[03:23:56] You would take all do is clean up?

[03:23:59] It's even easier than that.

[03:24:03] I don't think this whole matter

[03:24:07] ... things are slow I think this is low masters, 100 LP 50% win rate?

[03:24:27] Wait but why would he lie about being 80% win rate at my peak oh you know this

[03:24:33] guy does this guy likes playing for OP GG MVP slash ace. So he plays for KD

[03:24:43] That's why he didn't walk up in that fight

[03:24:45] It was cringe

[03:24:55] They have Baron. Kale's level 16, three items.

[03:25:03] Watch Vaan? I'll watch VOD after obviously.

[03:25:11] Only that type of player types low percentage plays I think I'm not really worth a damn. The cool-eyed bot lane can't touch nexus. Oh.

[03:26:05] Acro match? Oh.

[03:26:09] Macro, macro! Eugh!

[03:26:31] Nope! No, I actually got him low enough. It worked bro, it worked.

[03:26:40] Well I actually ran that game back.

[03:26:49] I thought they blew all cooldowns as well, so, killing me, but I think they all ulted. I think Darius ulted, Poppy

[03:26:51] ulted. So we don't have any ults to

[03:26:53] defend base with. I'm pretty sure.

[03:26:57] Watch this Vaude.

[03:27:21] ... Watch this, Vaught. Can you see what the gex was doing with that? So I...

[03:27:23] Maybe she got Poppy ulted.

[03:27:25] And I like missed it, but

[03:27:27] I'm pretty sure

[03:27:29] I don't know let's see

[03:27:40] I'm it is pretty far maybe she doesn't make it I'm going to go ahead and do this. I Died He died in there. we hold so I'm gonna stick with this guy..

[03:29:01] Bro, she's three items.

[03:29:13] She has Hurricane,

[03:29:14] IE,

[03:29:17] LDR. Like like she's strong.

[03:29:19] It is what it is, bro.

[03:29:23] Is this one terrible fucking player? We won so it doesn't matter but... But...

[03:29:48] Like, who's gonna cope? After, playmix I'm not sure.

[03:29:55] Sorry this was a low percentage play.

[03:29:58] This guy is a low master player. Hi, Ilta. What I hope you're doing... How are you doing?

[03:30:22] I hope your baby is doing good.

[03:30:23] You know what?

[03:30:24] I'm going to go get a new one.

[03:30:25] Oh, yeah.

[03:30:26] Yeah.

[03:30:27] Okay.

[03:30:28] All right.

[03:30:29] So, we've got the baby here.

[03:30:30] We'll give it a little bit of time.

[03:30:31] And then we can start with the baby.

[03:30:32] Okay. So, we have our baby. We're going to take him out and put him in his room. Hi, Elta. How are you doing?

[03:30:33] I hope your baby is doing good

[03:30:35] or could he or she be big and strong?

[03:30:38] She is, bro.

[03:30:39] She really is I'm actually bench a lot.

[03:30:59] . so jinks was quivering in that fight you think his hands were shaking the sub scale like if I buy 40 tier 3 subs right now, does that count as 3000 subs?

[03:31:42] Okay.

[03:31:43] Why wouldn't you just gift regular subs?

[03:31:51] Okay. their subs. Thank you, what's up?

[03:32:02] ... I read they're just continuing the NS6? Yeah, they already are. Or they already have.

[03:32:05] This last one-the new one that they released was the last one.

[03:32:15] Did it answer my damn question so you can play Elden Ring?

[03:32:20] Jhoney I don't know bro.

[03:32:22] What's 40 times

[03:32:24] No! Dude no

[03:32:26] Tier 3s don't

[03:32:28] Give tier 3s bro Give me your threes, bro. Okay. how many times have you stopped streaming sat in your chair buried

[03:32:47] your face and your hands and broke down in tears. Be honest.

[03:32:54] More than I can count on my two hands, bro.

[03:32:57] When you're working the most stress-inducing physically demanding, mentally demanding job

[03:32:59] known to mankind

[03:33:01] tears are bound to come here's about that.. not an online beggar no i'm not

[03:33:42] i don't ever beg I'm gonna buy a toy. I said, I told the boys in the beginning intro that yes.

[03:34:09] I will be co-streaming LCS this weekend but officially it's not being announced until tomorrow. Bye. Sorry Rock. Do you end up tipping the Mexicans at your floors?

[03:34:53] Nothing right now, but Kyrgios is trying to find their contact info.

[03:34:57] I'm not sure explicitly contact info.

[03:35:01] I'm not sure it's explicit.

[03:35:04] I wasn't like that serious about it.

[03:35:08] Okay. Can we get extra perks along the way for donating subs?

[03:35:16] Like reaching 14k today times up C1 play variety

[03:35:19] For 24 hours

[03:35:20] Dude, this isn't like No, we're not doing it like times out you wouldn't play variety for 24 hours

[03:35:21] dude this isn't like no we're not doing it like subathon okay

[03:35:24] that's not what it is oh t1 at 17 000 subs take off your shirt.

[03:35:32] Get a haircut on street.

[03:35:32] No.

[03:35:33] No.

[03:35:36] 20,000 get an Elden Ring Marathon.

[03:35:43] Okay but not by- oh, sport! Not the exact day you hit it. It has to be prepared.

[03:35:47] Okay? It's not like, if you hit 20k I'm dropping everything

[03:35:51] I'm doing and doing it. No. It's a scam! Do not sub!

[03:36:11] Is that true?

[03:36:13] Because depending on when you hit it, I might be doing

[03:36:15] things. Or if you

[03:36:17] hit it, I might be doing things.

[03:36:24] But I'm contractually obligated to do

[03:36:27] So, like 7 days

[03:36:32] I can show you

[03:36:34] Yo stuff! Then it was 5-8 subs brother. Usually let's try to say they're trying to leak a million. so so how about 20k subs and you live stream zoo day with your daughter?

[03:37:32] Honestly, Kayla wants to take Sailor to the aquarium.

[03:37:40] Should we do an irl zoo stream yeah that

[03:37:44] stream dude you wouldn't be able to see

[03:37:46] the animals it'll be so pixelated Well, Mr. CSAO5 give to the Zobs? Thank you. Try to do zoo streams.

[03:38:20] So many fucking bastard animals.

[03:38:29] Have you ever done an IRL stream outside? Not events?

[03:38:34] Oh, you mean like with people?

[03:38:37] Like roaming the streets?

[03:38:42] Long time ago. With Ice Poseidon, and then a looong time ago...

[03:38:50] I did like one IRL walking the streets Pokemon Go stream.

[03:38:56] Outside of...

[03:39:01] And then at events, I do IRL streams, but...

[03:39:08] Dude, I don't roam the streets to be doing IRL shit.

[03:39:13] If I go to TwitchCon or L lcs world sure all irl stream my girl cheated on me do i up the switch relax

[03:39:40] but yours you're insx i got it in 2021 or was it 2022? I think it was 2021. I can show you a picture's only game. Why you have to be mad?

[03:40:09] I can't wait to hit the sub goal,

[03:40:11] You play maybe an hour before you rage quit, hop on lead

[03:40:15] And say fuck you dumbass chat

[03:40:17] Get scammed fucking losers.

[03:40:21] But I don't...

[03:40:24] ...fuck.

[03:40:43] Ugh. okay Welcome to Summoner's Rift. Every day I chamber death.

[03:40:48] 30 seconds until minions spawn.

[03:40:55] There's a type S, those are the newer ones now. The pink slip running at speed for 20k, his Lambo's ugly as shit.

[03:41:09] Not happening. happening Hello everyone did you know you can get a free sub Minions have spawned.

[03:41:26] Hello everyone did you know that you can get a free sub using your crimes? Thank you, Strebe!

[03:41:30] I know right Bear?

[03:41:35] Guy says, I beat both.

[03:41:39] Also, does my Ari or my

[03:41:40] Lux have electrocute?

[03:41:45] This guy says's what the fuck is this game by

[03:41:48] the way

[03:41:49] why is my support lux 70

[03:41:53] lp masters000 games played.

[03:42:00] What the fuck am I playing with?

[03:43:13] Holy Holy shit what's going on? oh my god It's almost like I didn't go double adaptive. so I'm gonna bait Kha'Zix. gonna invade kaza I like to What am i doing?

[03:43:19] Dude! uh This Belvedere chip I think is still fucked up.

[03:43:51] She's too annoying!

[03:43:52] They actually need to

[03:43:53] increase the cooldown of her

[03:43:55] passive or whatever, like double it

[03:43:57] Her mobility is too dumb

[03:44:01] It's way too stupid.

[03:44:05] Makes her snowball way too hard.

[03:44:37] Very good. I think they nerfed her two times in a row actually. Do I have stronger. There's one that you can play against her though.

[03:44:40] I'm not saying Velva is good if she doesn't fall behind,

[03:44:43] like if she falls behind and she's bad. Just let me know that happens a little.

[03:44:48] You are mentally instilled in the game with no chance.

[03:44:51] Terminally online addicted to games marketed to teens.

[03:44:54] Dropped out so no education and your peak is crossplay.

[03:45:01] Thank you, people smart! I'm gonna go for the

[03:45:16] She has some like, flash But she's on your team, Trou like fresh

[03:45:18] but she's on your team true Somehow I've missed all this CS.

[03:45:42] And I'm only down 5 somehow...

[03:45:46] ... so so so i mean We're down three now. I just played Variety and lost, you suck.

[03:46:58] Why is enemy bot Perma pushing?

[03:47:01] I'm not sure.

[03:47:02] Maybe they're autofill okay I'm gonna go mid. so Yeah. Yay.

[03:47:59] The slow walk all the way there.

[03:48:07] It's really good for us because our ad needs kills

[03:48:13] there are 80 damage need skills so so A lot of damage.

[03:48:49] Ow, he has no damage weapons. a lot of damage say that you say What is going on?

[03:49:22] Bro, this champion...

[03:49:23] He has nothing.

[03:49:26] By the way.

[03:49:28] No items!

[03:49:29] No, he's like a big-ass double mana item.

[03:49:32] Dark seal.

[03:49:33] What is happening? uh Strong early, falls off late. Yeah!

[03:50:09] For sure. That's what it is. hunger so so so so I mean we kept this hand with a team I

[03:51:40] Did ribbon TP, uh gotta get that screen time. Screen, scream

[03:51:43] screen time! Jesus

[03:52:29] Unstackable uh so Are they playing 3v2 we locked in yet from a locked-in brother oh there We're gonna hit that so bad, I don't wanna get TF ulted.

[03:55:08] I would've had no bounty, their support is 0-4 and their top is 0-6. so Second I can at least save her. so so Oh. oh um uh I have no idea. Why doesn't Swatch T do a legendary Halo run.

[03:55:17] Halo co-op was goaded.

[03:55:23] I'm not sure I've been enjoying the

[03:55:30] jungle gameplay. We did start the game 2-0, did we not? I guess this guy's name is Angry Birds Jungle.

[03:55:53] That game was a cash crap, it's true. true I'm gonna have to get out of here.

[03:56:17] That's awkward.

[03:56:22] Game over.

[03:56:26] So close! You're gonna be fine! so so An enemy has been slain. Time to play Heimer. Dude!

[03:57:22] This buggy piece of shit, man.

[03:57:26] You know why you rarely see people get in the Rift Herald?

[03:57:30] Because it's just like- you're probably gonna ram into the fucking wall so so I can't drive?

[03:58:13] My license is expired.

[03:58:20] Why you lost your license by the way?

[03:58:23] Because it expired!

[04:00:03] Uh... because it inspired so so We have to walk in here. Not that way. This TF by the way is like disgusting. Because he completely ran it down and is just spamming gold cards. he has no purpose doing this I'm gonna see you.

[04:00:37] Go hit the dragon bro. I'm gonna lose the game. It's quite a possibility. so so Not sure who started that, but I'll never vote no to that. Hello I don't want to be dying on the line. so See? It's only a game.

[04:02:03] Steve?

[04:02:12] 645.

[04:02:20] Can I get an update on that? You lie! Littleater boy six four five

[04:03:04] Oh so so Okay, she's lost. interest loss

[04:03:10] an enemy has been slain

[04:04:16] do you have actually 1v9 in this game so I really can't lose this. Nice. Alright, haven't lost yet then! So, what are you saying? Despite your best efforts- I'm not trying to lose.

[04:04:20] Doing what i can.

[04:04:22] I've got to Belveth TF every single game

[04:04:24] Every single death so One in ten, Riven. one and ten ribbon yeah games are really hard Oh, she still has three dashes?

[04:05:13] No no. This champion...no no! The DASHES need to go!

[04:05:17] That's the ACTUAL problem.

[04:05:21] ... so so Oh

[04:06:41] Oh He's dead Oh, okay. That's bad Your turret has been destroyed. Missouri kind of inted it, but it doesn't.

[04:06:44] TF dies, we win.

[04:06:46] Find a way to kill TF, we would.

[04:06:51] Or Belveth. Nice! It's not winnable.

[04:07:08] Flex sold Medjais? Nice! Nice. I'm gonna go with the low-key annoying as fuck.

[04:07:32] She's completely broken,

[04:07:34] which I thought she got nerfed

[04:07:36] so it was like whatever but no

[04:07:38] she's disgusting

[04:08:21] I don't know what to say whatever but no she's disgusting so I'm going to try and get the destroyer. At least she has 100% of Kraken right? San Diego fair or what?

[04:08:24] It's not a damage reduction it's the never done this boost on our damage reduction it's just her dash pull down

[04:08:29] gets around the map too fast especially with jungle item let's get in out. Go cooldown!

[04:08:42] Guys, sorry to say but we can't win so I really can't win. Kind of looked like a script flash by the way.

[04:09:26] This guy's scripting and that's the only way that that saves him

[04:09:31] his mouse was probably hovering over to q though I'm behind the sequence. It's all right.

[04:09:48] Every day, I'm shambling. Yeah, how we getting here guys so uh which so so I'm just a uh hunger so Uh-huh. Uh huh.

[04:12:10] Yo, don't F if it's been nerfed like three patches in a row.

[04:12:24] Well, not this patch but every patch before this one. Your inhibitor has been destroyed.

[04:12:31] I don't think our win rates dropped at all actually, we still have 53- Actually our win rate increased! I think the only reason she got fed that game was because of support.

[04:12:50] But every single death I had was to velveth as well

[04:12:54] running a million miles i kind of are they but this is what's in for main items that's why that was disgusting Watch the bottom one of those fights.

[04:13:17] That fight where she, like bro

[04:13:21] this is a perfect example. The fight where she like bro this is a perfect example

[04:13:52] the fight where she lived mid lane killed and triple dashed out as I kind of don't know the time stamp though. But it still should have been a win. My Kha'Zix got two kills at level one we played for jungle

[04:13:58] actually i probably would never find this end stamp not a lot uh shut down I'm gonna find this. Red team's turret has been destroyed.

[04:14:42] I'll never find this.

[04:14:45] You have to clip it.

[04:14:47] Your dad just should shouldn't buffer auto,

[04:14:49] it's not the problem.

[04:14:50] Like,

[04:14:50] it's not...

[04:14:52] Bro,

[04:14:52] I swear to God,

[04:14:53] by the way,

[04:14:54] balancing champions

[04:14:55] is so easy.

[04:14:58] Dude,

[04:15:03] kids that are completely overloaded like that, dude? Literally they could just make her Q be a.5 second cooldown increase. That's it.

[04:15:08] Point two. Even it point two even do 0.2 I can't stand when they fucking target nerf a champion twice in patch notes and then the

[04:15:32] champions win rate either doesn't move

[04:15:34] or goes up. That

[04:15:36] shows you are fucking incompetent

[04:15:38] Do you understand that by the way?

[04:15:40] That literally shows that okay're trying to do your job

[04:15:43] and you're fucking failing.

[04:15:47] That's literally- You're trying

[04:15:49] but you're just bad at it

[04:15:53] It's worse than them

[04:15:55] not even trying to nerf her.

[04:16:03] ... i finally know how to live with a hurt in my

[04:16:15] exactly like maokai exactly I'm leading the side, and this is a sign that I can't do it.

[04:16:24] Like try and fill fail multiple times?

[04:16:25] Exactly.

[04:16:27] It's not like it's just one time.

[04:16:27] Fuck it.

[04:16:28] It's not like it's two times.

[04:16:32] Bro, they're target nerfing champions three or four times And their win rates aren't moving

[04:16:33] And no matter what happens The win rate should never and their win rates aren't moving.

[04:16:36] And no matter what happens,

[04:16:39] the win rate should never go up.

[04:16:40] Never.

[04:16:53] Never. so

[04:16:57] scart is a good example it's more than scarna

[04:17:11] way more not prevent her she's not picked enough and again like i said if the champion falls behind

[04:17:17] she is weak but it's almost impossible for her to fall behind

[04:17:22] she can almost do anything she wants early game as well

[04:17:25] she can invade she can full clear she could can do her one-sided late invade.

[04:17:30] Like, she can do anything.

[04:17:33] I despise playing with that champ.

[04:17:34] She warps the game.

[04:17:35] I hate game warpers.

[04:17:37] I fucking can't stand them.

[04:17:40] Like, Kane,

[04:17:42] Garen, Belveth...

[04:17:44] Stupid fuckin'... Garen is stupid

[04:17:46] fuckin' game warpers.

[04:17:48] Yorick!

[04:18:12] ... warpers doric oh he's not a game warper allow we can't run. That is it. Alawi cannot run.

[04:18:16] She stands and she fucking fights.

[04:18:18] That is all she could do.

[04:18:21] Game Warpers don't stand and fight Did that?...

[04:18:44] Singed? Yeah, I mean singed to an extent.

[04:18:48] I think Singed's numbers are a bit weak but yeah the proxy

[04:18:52] and bullsh**t invading early yeah

[04:19:04] from the mirror absolutely absolutely so I don't think Fjord's a problem. them Yonei, nah.

[04:19:56] Fiddle?

[04:20:02] uh yeah i mean he can't because his vision

[04:20:17] champions they can pretty much do whatever they want whenever they want

[04:20:20] that's a game warper

[04:20:22] you have to play

[04:20:24] their game

[04:20:25] and make it all about them.

[04:20:34] Kane's really bad at it.

[04:20:37] I think Kane's a little bit weak right now, but when he's not,

[04:20:39] Kane's like the worst offender.

[04:20:41] But Belvedere can almost do what Kane can do.

[04:20:43] Pretty much.

[04:20:45] She's way strong early.

[04:21:06] Something new some say the world will end zombies oh yay nami what's up man Sup man, can't say no subs.

[04:21:16] No bubble sup.

[04:21:21] No cause Kayn's problem is he can gank from any path. Bubba's can't do that.

[04:21:26] Bubba's ganks are way stronger early. oh so I'll come out and shoot at them. bang

[04:23:01] actually that's just a loss um oh Oh, that's a really bad W. uh Are you serious?

[04:23:39] Is this Draven? my job Oh, I mean I could have played that safer. Did not

[04:23:40] expect Jarvan, but this guy's a dumbass. This is the J-Love guy he name changed for sure.

[04:23:48] Every day I'm shambuzin' um so

[04:24:11] assert that pitto To serve that Piddo.

[04:25:32] Garbage the Game Warper? Fuck. This guy actually tries to play like a kid though. so You can scarf that sub, potato woof. What's up? yeah They dive us successfully? good

[04:26:57] ok Oh, damn it. so uh Come on, Genghis. oh Whatever. Bomb needs a permaban. Oh well, not my support.

[04:27:09] Not my support, not my problem. I

[04:27:26] Really like my sub in months you really changed changed the- Wah wah wah hipster!

[04:27:28] Wah wah wah!

[04:27:30] Shut up you pussy!

[04:27:34] Why I oughta...

[04:27:36] WHY I OUTA Why I oughta...

[04:27:40] WHY I OUGHTA!

[04:28:31] Hup uh uh ever been. The Sto! Either of those 5-50 subs, brother. Sub say The top is done. The Papa's dog may play BOTS, eh? oh Remind it's doomed. uh um That Chrom doesn't have enough mana to do anything. oh Oh my god. god stupid ass tyler one It's gotta be.

[04:30:42] He name changed.

[04:30:43] ... What is that?

[04:31:01] Some one trick Jarvan player.

[04:31:04] That does the same exact thing every game. so so I really can't give these, I'm not gonna lie. fuck uh Yeah.

[04:32:18] This is really bad uh I don't know what they need to do.

[04:32:56] I think Jarvan is going to come bot and ult us, I don't know what they need to do.

[04:32:59] Jarvan is going to come bot and ult us, and we just die.

[04:34:04] Unless Hecarim's here're getting ganked for sure. uh I like with it. Every time this Draven's been... his flash has been off cooldown he's flashed on

[04:34:27] me. uh Turn it. Has no flash.

[04:34:48] Oh, wow! so... Virigot's not down

[04:34:50] CS.

[04:34:55] But they have six grubs uploading my crumble cookies of the week review to my tiktok feel free to check it out guys

[04:35:14] all right maybe i'll check that out bro.

[04:35:21] Really bad matchup for Urgot.

[04:35:26] He got ganked a lot, so I don't think it's that bad.

[04:35:30] He got solo killed twice.

[04:36:55] Harry is dead. uh so so so so uh guys, faded actions hello this lives like it wins shield

[04:37:43] no they had a kill reduction on her really I'm a big killer. so Do you think it's a good support with Brand, Nautilus, Rell, Leona? I think Rell's the best, personally. so I almost TP'd. i almost tp'd so so You have the energy.

[04:38:55] Fuck that! Do not give this bitch this turret, what the fuck? so To go back to canceling TP's?

[04:39:25] Isn't that crazy?

[04:39:27] Isn't it crazy that they used to be a thing?

[04:39:32] You'd just be able to tp bot lane at three minutes change your mind

[04:39:43] cancel it Cancel it.

[04:40:15] See, there's so many bad changes that you forget the good ones. I would get TP'd on constantly, oh my god. These things are weird... It's weird. I'm pretty sure we shouldn't be bot lane. That's definitely not the plan. I'd argue me being a bot is better if i had TP than Urgot.

[04:41:12] I don't think Fiora can do anything to me unless I get dove nice

[04:41:35] this is much better actually actually

[04:41:46] and i have healing reduction kind of built for this bro I'm built for this

[04:42:36] oh i'm built for this so so so I'm actually cooked that fight by the way.

[04:43:30] I mean, ACTUALLY! Hecarim can't die like that what the Damn. I got her flash. I Got it I'm glad it didn't TP. Can we play not Rand slash Laue next game please no bro sorry i'm playing the win for her Is it an orb? um so uh

[04:44:24] what is my support doing I'm gonna be pissed.

[04:44:37] P-I-N-P, piss. uh one to kill ergot so okay so Has been slain.

[04:45:45] We got a terrific battle, would you stop playing?

[04:45:53] Maybe that's a lot of time investment though.

[04:46:03] But maybe not.

[04:46:06] Monkey Spyware! destroyed but maybe not

[04:46:11] monkey spyware bees are subs

[04:46:53] probably give they have so uh I hate you. What, even a hate cue? This guy likes flashing!

[04:47:10] I'm gonna go for the CC! The Rylise No Rylai's half.

[04:47:21] If you were to remove the turn rate, would you give it a second chance? Or fun.

[04:47:23] Not as a serious competitive alternative...

[04:47:26] ...intimative...

[04:47:28] ...enunciation of Lee.

[04:48:18] Yeah I guess probably your IQ is probably not high enough to say what that means but it just means big shit. so I'm gonna walk my character forward. so Fuck, odds of Olympus abandoning there. Ooh I got my combo off before I got Hex Soul so it's kind of like

[04:48:53] Rylai's anyway. What's up Tyler? I read my message from chat 13 days ago

[04:48:57] where i was in a bad place

[04:48:59] because of the break-up

[04:49:01] Now, I'm feeling better each day bro

[04:49:03] Anyone in chat going through this

[04:49:05] will be arsed I am here every day

[04:49:08] thanks for the content bro

[04:49:10] thank you elma

[04:49:12] for being here, yeah it gets better always

[04:49:14] thank you for that 3

[04:49:16] yo zatch are those 10 gifted subbies baby! We so back! Woo!

[04:49:36] Goodness, no wonder why you were dumb.

[04:50:50] Shut up pussy be nice oh this guy's head. you humble those guys a dipshit he typed me first but what do you want I just see that A ramp. so So many blacklisted shit on this channel. I know bro, you know what i've been thinking about?

[04:50:52] Doing like 3 days of no chat moderation.

[04:50:58] Excuse me, no.

[04:50:59] Not auto-mod.

[04:51:02] Because we have it right now where you can't spam like a degenerate.

[04:51:07] Kinda like, a 2016 chat

[04:51:14] I don't know how hard it would be to re-add all our safety settings. is so It's incredibly easy.

[04:51:57] I'm not sure it is

[04:52:11] Like the purge is out of your system. Yeah, I'm not sure about that.

[04:52:13] I've worked hard on this to get this chat the way it is.

[04:52:22] I've worked,

[04:52:23] I put in too much time,

[04:52:24] too much effort invested way too

[04:52:26] much of my life

[04:52:27] to make this Oh, my heart's stuck 600 lp by the way

[04:52:45] have your chat or bots no stop those five more gifted subs, bro.

[04:53:03] The new schedule? There's a new working fo-

[04:53:06] Wait, this has been the time I've streamed like all my life.

[04:53:09] And one day you'll see

[04:53:12] You found my enemies one day you will see Oh, Sacho.

[04:53:32] I didn't see that.

[04:53:34] Sacho, I didn't see that. It's ZACHO! ZACHO! I didn't see you did double-10. Thanks bro.

[04:53:38] Not even MrBeast is safe. Don't let your daughter on the internet plaza.

[04:53:43] MrBeast cancelled?

[04:53:45] Oh my god...

[04:53:49] Oh my god, I'm so next! Oh my god, oh my god! If I ever wronged anybody

[04:53:53] please, I'm sorry. Don't leak it

[04:53:56] Just quietly

[04:53:59] DM me on Twitter and we can

[04:54:02] have a settlement

[04:54:04] Okay have a settlement okay settle it or whatever it's called Stop saying the R word and you're uncancellable?

[04:54:36] Shut up, retard.

[04:55:06] Retard. Sorry. artwork and you're uncancellable shut up retard retad sorry sorry oh Oh? You talk to about four people a year and one of them is your girlfriend?

[04:55:13] I can see Kayla canceling me on

[04:55:15] Twitter for fun.

[04:55:27] ... Honestly, same. Yeah. I might get cancelled just because

[04:55:32] i'm associated with Kayla. Actually

[04:55:36] actually though, actually! Let me make this clear

[04:55:40] Kayla's views on Twitter, again, she is her own fucking person. Just so we're clear.

[04:55:51] Whatever Kayla tweets I am not associated.

[04:56:19] Why does this guy ask for AD? Oh my god so This guy plays Brand. so I don't know, Dork.

[04:57:14] I'm gonna be honest our team comp is TERRIBLE!

[04:57:16] Fucking Vel'Koz.

[04:57:20] Your girlfriend survived being cancelled by K-Pop stan Twitter, so I think you two are immune.

[04:57:28] Our Lyft... she's still

[04:57:29] on her fucking phone

[04:57:31] just like spam tweeting

[04:57:33] and she's like Tyler they're making fun of me

[04:57:35] Tyler please

[04:57:37] one of these motherfuckers said

[04:57:39] oh

[04:57:39] your face built

[04:57:41] like a Samsung

[04:57:42] refrigerator.

[04:57:43] I mean

[04:57:44] they're light her bitches up.

[04:57:45] I mean

[04:57:45] she is getting flamed.

[04:57:49] And the funniest part

[04:57:50] is she did it herself

[04:57:51] and then I caught her

[04:57:53] reporting profiles

[04:57:54] at the gym

[04:57:56] after she started!

[04:57:59] I remember that.

[04:58:00] She got so triggered when she tried to trigger them,

[04:58:03] she was reporting their profile!

[04:58:05] I remember that.

[04:58:09] They were reporting my Twitch channel. Please! don't speak I remember that they're reporting

[04:58:11] my twitch channel

[04:58:12] please

[04:58:13] please report

[04:58:15] their fucking

[04:58:16] twitters

[04:58:16] and do you see

[04:58:17] what they

[04:58:18] look at my most

[04:58:18] recent post

[04:58:19] they're racist

[04:58:20] they're racist

[04:58:21] why are you taking them away They're racist! They're racist!

[04:58:23] Why are you taking them away?

[04:58:25] Yeah, I remember. Kayla triggered the K-Pop stans

[04:58:27] right?

[04:58:29] And she told me in IRL

[04:58:31] Oh, I don't care. I'm just doing it to make them mad

[04:58:33] Well they were saying like terrible things

[04:58:35] about her so

[04:58:37] she was like in the corner of

[04:58:39] the gym on her phone

[04:58:41] peeking over. She was reporting all of

[04:58:44] their profiles on Twitter

[04:58:46] They treated her that bad

[04:58:54] Hello TT it's me the saltwater guy again.

[04:58:58] After pissing away my life saving and maxing out all my cards

[04:59:02] To gift you 10k subs

[04:59:04] My financial situation has gotten worse. I'm out of sugar water

[04:59:09] Nothing like saltwater soup and i got sugar water for dessert

[04:59:13] Yum

[04:59:15] Sorry saltwater guy.

[04:59:21] Yeah, I mean...

[04:59:22] Our team got really bad.

[04:59:26] Three immobile major...

[04:59:28] This shit's disgusting.

[04:59:34] Now you just want to explain why your team is terrible so I understand your POV.

[04:59:38] It's a hard comp to play, we don't have frontline

[04:59:41] We don't have engage

[04:59:43] We have three stationary mages

[04:59:45] Just build and mar

[05:00:02] Nobody can face check wards, we can't contest anything etc etc etc everything I'll show those fire Zocchio wants me to be playing huh

[05:00:07] yeah very easy to build for us

[05:00:09] We die to almost every gank

[05:00:11] It's everything

[05:00:13] Like every single player dies

[05:00:15] Mid-dies if he gets ganked

[05:00:17] We die if we get ganked Fuck this we got a pretty game

[05:00:21] but we have no gain setup so Thank you again, Zacho! oh wow i got this that one oh I mean it's not bad laning phase.

[05:01:50] Only after. Thanks again, Top Show!

[05:02:01] Ooh, his head's just walking in

[05:02:15] Hey Typhoon, how does subunmobile think too?... summon mobile thing too What the hell? i think this guy would be very good uh me

[05:03:07] you forgot the, but that was...

[05:03:15] He misses the wave, but I can't do a hit like this.

[05:05:33] Fuck. Should've been a 1 for 0. It's worth, maybe if knowledge got both kills it's worth. so I missed that wave until the 3-0 true mental side effect. through bro I feel like this is Bastard velkoz with the barrier and egotistical so so I don't know. no so I was gonna see you. I was gonna see you.

[05:05:39] Okay, this guy's a retard. Oh, okay.

[05:05:41] These guys are really good.

[05:05:46] The games today are like

[05:05:47] so lame. they're actually also

[05:05:52] boring last two days not just to get

[05:05:55] themselves that are you the boring ass

[05:05:57] loss or a boring ass win appreciate it but So we'll say I have not had a support this entire get like all day to be fair

[05:06:29] no Nautilus no Leona, no Rell.

[05:06:35] Just garbage! Good Mass Nami sucks.

[05:06:53] Let's see, I've played with Nami, Lux, Zyra, Janna, Lilio.

[05:07:05] Like, bro be serious. What the fuck is this garbage?

[05:07:28] ... These are my day off.

[05:07:35] Almost every single one of those supports is do nothing.

[05:07:37] Do nothing, do nothing, Do nothing, do nothing do nothing, do nothing

[05:07:51] Stop your I'm sure if you calm down please bro, I get it.

[05:07:54] You want Elven Ring really bad? I don't.

[05:07:55] Stop.

[05:07:57] I'm not going to let that happen. so so Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN! If Vel'Koz walks up like recall off, you're an idiot.

[05:08:56] Oh, so stack it for me!

[05:09:28] Hmm... so so Oh, good for us.

[05:09:28] They got bored.

[05:09:32] Good for us!

[05:09:33] They got bored. I haven't built this item in a while What the fuck's going on mid lane? so Dude, why'd my Qiyana no ult? I think that was five. uh so I wonder if Vel'Koz is having fun.

[05:11:54] It's either there or that's all i really care about. my enemy has been slain so We're gonna win. Wee!

[05:12:00] I was there probably should have went, uh...

[05:12:05] I want to be useful this game.

[05:12:06] Rylai's Hourglass.

[05:12:13] Not even form yet?

[05:12:14] Oh shit. Wait you're right it says not even form yet? Oh shit.

[05:12:16] Wait, you're right it says not even form yet. Ugh this game is so fucked.

[05:12:47] Oh shit. I think it's Ezreal that he popped up. Your team has destroyed your team.

[05:14:00] More than the brand, not looking the best today? Yes, but I'm telling you it's because I'm playing with fucking filthy, filthy players. Please, you've got to believe me. so so so Your machine has destroyed the turret. This shit sucks.

[05:14:15] Oh well, the B-Blood As soon as massive she is, girthy gal.

[05:14:29] A girthy gal.

[05:14:31] I haven't built it in like a month,

[05:14:33] I just wanted to see.

[05:14:37] Every day

[05:14:38] I'm shambles.

[05:14:47] My Ryra-Rya are really strong. I say world I'm going to try and get the first one. Terribly useless support. I hate that champ.

[05:15:55] I hate that champ because of the way people play it.

[05:16:01] Like every braw-rawr one trick has a uh, like 15 deaths per game.

[05:16:11] A bit wild Uggh um An enemy has been slain.

[05:16:35] You're not a Scion fan? No, I don't like Scions. It's forced to end.

[05:16:41] Bad death! I just ship it's forced to in bad death

[05:16:46] So that fucking like the u.s. Delete pez hunks Oh uh What's up brother? brother

[05:18:32] we're in top lane thoughts tyler yeah not good i think uh zillion's very strong bot so oh so so Oh, I'm is really good. has been destroyed. Your target has been destroyed! so uh double kill that's too cringe He was in my chat before the game trying to snipe me, and he just plays like this, like, god damn these league players are fucking losers. uh so every day so We have to prepare here. Just have to prepare. Now we can no longer hit the Baron. oh so Look how this is useful

[05:21:05] Yeah, this guy has 6 kills

[05:21:06] 1 item Level 10 very useful so so insane so There's a bit of a monster. Hey big T how's it been?

[05:22:17] He's good

[05:22:17] Real god damn good Real goddamn good.

[05:22:24] Ever subbed, ever done anything?

[05:22:29] Maybe I sub tomorrow? Let's see

[05:22:35] this nautilus it's 50 tyson

[05:22:39] i'm 50 tyson

[05:22:46] i'm I'm B. Tyson Dude's a beast play league now Play League man, shut the fuck up.

[05:23:08] I'm funny.

[05:23:11] I got you

[05:24:02] turns out these guys have a fake front line. I'm sure I'll be playing this one, lad. so I

[05:24:13] I'll I just hourglass pro I kinda There's the Hourglass Pro. I kind of like didn't go through with it because I wanted just kamikaze nuke one shot then die explode but actually can't get a range

[05:24:26] By the way you're lucky just came home and left stream

[05:24:33] Left the stream on so I watched every single ad you gave me without using my method

[05:24:36] Congrats, you gained probably about three dollars off me. Oh shit, 3-plug? Flash is coming up, but not soon enough.

[05:25:06] Wait also yeah has this bitch thrown an R the entire game? wait like one I'm gonna sweep the top side. green so Do you think I can get my oracles? dead man so

[05:26:32] let's go walk top win so I don't think they see my TP by the way. very nice I'll play building 4.0 Oh

[05:27:55] Oh Oh

[05:28:04] Oh I already did 50 subs, look at me she's reformed ready to grind us all My dad don't be right getting mad and he doesn't want to take it home Oh Zacho

[05:28:06] I hope you didn't do that for real bro

[05:28:10] Good again its totally not my problem

[05:28:15] Oh this guy has dropped his problem other skies rock is this I'm strong now

[05:28:22] up so so so funny So fun.

[05:29:01] There's no fucking way to remove DFG? When the fuck did that happen?

[05:29:05] Deadfire? How did that happen?

[05:29:08] Dead fire? Last pat Last patch.

[05:29:25] Yeah, hourglass? Yep. Somebody's gotta walk up bro Oh no, you chase him for some reason, Captain. That's such low heal. Oh no! I'm gonna see your team step up for once when you have an off game.

[05:30:27] This isn't an off game, it's nobody else on my team is walking up,

[05:30:31] I am walking up.

[05:30:35] Off game!

[05:30:39] I'm a barrier Vel'Koz support support off game so You have nine deaths? Sweet bro, I've died to Kayn Xerath culting me.

[05:31:19] What would you like me to do about that? okay Get good facts.

[05:31:41] Alright, I have Seekers.

[05:31:45] ... curse fights It doesn't matter if you get all bosses, you can be able to fight. so awkward moments for my team here because somebody's got to walk up Actually, miscl and it saved me. I mean it is what it is.

[05:33:06] I know you didn't mean to hit that plant, yeah just misclicked. I Have to, easy game?

[05:33:25] Fuck.

[05:33:28] I got one shot, I don't know what happened to Vel'Koz so so so oh Oh!

[05:34:23] What the fuck do I play?

[05:34:34] Oh my god!

[05:35:11] Like it's a miracle I'm doing as much as I am. I mean this is literally what I was talking about at the start.

[05:35:12] We don't have a way to do anything.

[05:35:15] Like we're literally just

[05:35:15] like everybody on my team

[05:35:17] has a lead except for me

[05:35:18] nobody

[05:35:19] and Jungle

[05:35:19] nobody can like use it because we can't force ever velkaas is so bad so so so um well that's not out

[05:36:18] all right oh that's what we're scaling for apparently that nothing about that was okay

[05:37:29] first the process TTP baby process ttp baby so so Somehow I've made it Tylo will grief but it gets hard to carry. How am I greasing?

[05:37:33] i'm just getting comboed over and over again by xerath game I have no help in the support role. It is Vel'Koz. Nobody is helping! so so Oh my god, he just flashed on all of them. got it Are you kidding?

[05:38:33] KIDDING?!

[05:38:37] PyrrhaDM says, what the fuck is that thing? I don't know bro.

[05:38:52] It's like an animal! Like rabies running at you

[05:38:58] no I'm going be a dub. I think the T1 free win, no problem Kaios.

[05:39:46] That was so annoying.

[05:39:48] Bro, I'm telling you like these games, these last two days

[05:39:52] bot lane have been so boring. I'm averaging

[05:39:56] four kills a game but i'm not coping.

[05:39:59] I swear to god it is because my supports are locking in

[05:40:03] the most degenerate useless garbage, I promise!

[05:40:06] If I get an engaged support i will drop a bomb

[05:40:10] i swear so You weren't needed for this win, so why would they? You're delusional.

[05:40:51] Kevin Durant doesn't need any gauge support, he creates his own shots?

[05:40:54] Kevin Durant went to a super team To win a fucking championship

[05:40:55] What are you saying?

[05:41:09] What are you saying? I guess it's an LP? A couple days, a week

[05:41:19] about a week I'm not stuck

[05:41:21] I just don't want to climb yet Why don't you report those who watch your stream to have an advantage? There's nothing against the rules.

[05:41:50] I'm gonna go with this guy, because he has a lot of good plays so you

[05:42:11] can't wait for elder rank come on guys

[05:42:15] sub now not sub Why are the ones begging

[05:42:17] for me to play Elden Ring

[05:42:19] the ones that aren't sub?

[05:42:22] Hold on there, Gifted Sub!

[05:42:30] Do you think they're like 12-year-olds?

[05:42:31] 15-year-olds?

[05:42:33] No, I'm convinced nobody... I don't have anybody on Twitch

[05:42:35] that watches me that young.

[05:42:37] Not one.

[05:42:38] I think on YouTube, maybe?

[05:42:40] Not on Twitch. Better get an ice spice on your stream for Elden Ring.

[05:43:01] Like KaiSanat got Ice Spice in his U-Haul.

[05:43:06] Best I can do is, I can get you guys pretty popular Michaela ah fair trade

[05:43:19] fair trade boys

[05:43:26] Whoo, that's what I can do.

[05:43:36] Better.

[05:43:53] Way better! better Type of this weird ass emo Hehehe

[05:43:57] Ayayaya

[05:44:51] Hup Hey, don't suck. fine After she had a... That red bar is filling up?

[05:45:01] Not really. How much did Riot pay you to co-stream?

[05:45:03] They didn't pay me anything.

[05:45:05] I wanted to co-stream.

[05:45:07] EternalDance, hits and subs!

[05:45:28] Nope. I'm going to go with the Go-Streamers weekend, yes sir!

[05:45:33] Yes sir! Saturday and Sunday, sir!

[05:45:36] Oh, is that my last pick?

[05:46:23] Just take it well some subs go away in the new month yes they will have to check there's an option to add the timer

[05:46:31] I already have my Reddit post written

[05:46:33] and spell checked about how disgusting

[05:46:35] Riot is for giving such a toxic

[05:46:37] streamer co-streaming privileges.

[05:46:40] Oh, great. Here we go.

[05:46:42] I can't believe Riot Games un unbanned tyler one this

[05:46:44] white league is so bad this you're just showing that the

[05:46:48] viewers want to see dude of course the community's bad when

[05:46:52] the most popular streamer is so toxic!

[05:46:56] They really gave somebody who's calling his teammates dickshit and dumbasses ability to co-stream?

[05:47:02] God, this company's so shameless for the number.

[05:47:06] Blah, blah, blah.

[05:47:18] I'm a fucking god damn greatest, bro.

[05:47:19] Get over it.

[05:47:22] GG! We lost! GG! We have J Love. come here apology

[05:47:52] i know looking Bro, I promise you everybody knows you late invade man.

[05:48:13] You have done it every game for five years.

[05:48:19] I into a minion spawn

[05:48:26] and the mount rushmore of league streamers no i was actually thinking about it the other day.

[05:48:33] I've been streaming this game five days a week, pretty much...

[05:48:39] ...plus every week for the last six years. You know how much leak that is? So why don't you go help her instead of dropping three autos on me bro so um What the fuck is going on? okay so so I Had two kills on zero cs i don't know

[05:50:35] is it even worth it? I'm not sure.

[05:50:45] I got 100-0'd Bro, i've seen this champ in every game now and they popped off.

[05:51:59] I thought it just got nerfed, Riot. so um has been so This game is so over. Hey, their Juffles are... What is even going on? so I feel like you haven't had more than five seconds to farm exact- I haven't. landing everything i I kinda am. has been slain. Executed.

[05:53:11] Camille is not having the best of times.

[05:53:15] Do CS a minute, what do you want me to do?

[05:53:19] Pretty solo queue type of game, true. Actually...

[05:53:21] actually what it is

[05:53:27] Also though I'm playing like its a Korean wikigame.

[05:53:29] I'm promo roaming. One of the things you had to learn in Korea

[05:53:33] Like alot of times, like in NA you want to sit and get your waves so you don't fall behind

[05:53:37] In Korea you have to move

[05:53:47] like this champion can't every game so so To the 54% win rate wait so did riot like say they were nerfing another

[05:54:38] champion and it's it doesn't touch the right in action increases you're kidding

[05:54:42] right win rate and it actually increases. You're kidding, right?

[05:54:44] Just kidding.

[05:54:48] Nope! You're not kidding.

[05:54:52] She has a 55% winrate diamond plus what fuck

[05:55:07] It's it's 55.9 win rate went up 3%

[05:55:11] ... they said she they nerfed her so Why is she so good after nerf?

[05:55:41] I imagine people didn't know what she did I don't know if this is a buffer. I don't know i skipped

[05:56:09] i did see some items that added

[05:56:17] you can we yeah can't wait to see them say our last patch didn't quite hit the mark.

[05:56:23] Yeah like they always do. so so um oh so so I thought he saw me. He's about to unleash. Holy fucking just a leash

[05:57:57] holy fuck i bought boots for that as well Wait, you're retarded.

[05:58:08] You guys are so ass. enemy Oh Hey gotta leave bro.

[05:58:41] Gotta leave!

[05:58:45] Sounds like Molly died 24-7... not dying 24-, but you have to know that he has Parry there.

[05:58:50] That could've maybe wrapped the round. What the fuck is that in my room? so hmm

[05:59:30] like some kind of parasite. so so I will say, I definitely don't feel like I'm 5-0. so I'm still in a bit of a gold mine aren't I? Oh

[06:00:47] Tone tone, which by the way guys I've been

[06:00:49] We have been doing so much work on backseat actually

[06:01:21] You'll see I don't know. No! No!

[06:01:35] No! I lose my flash in that bullshit. No way! Okay. so Hey, he'll just got a shift. I have to do worse stuff than this.

[06:02:16] Oh he's popping off and you play brand mid?

[06:02:20] I'm not sure about always.

[06:02:27] They're gonna give us house clean up flies with our trashpiles? Cause the guys...

[06:02:31] The floor people had their door open the whole time.

[06:02:35] I'll be honest, that doesn't even look like a fucking fly. It looks like some parasite. so so so absolutely Absolutely 1v9'd Can't deny it! every day so so I'll be honest,

[06:04:22] I'm kind of hitting everything. No cap.

[06:04:26] Yes,

[06:04:27] I missed that Q, but

[06:04:28] that's an exception.

[06:04:31] Not CS yes i missed that cue but that's an exception

[06:05:02] not csing worth a damn though Unfortunately, I'm 6-0-5 and I have one item not really even close to two. nobody in this game's csing actually

[06:05:08] bit hard to miss your ult in your e huh? it's hard my brain is so broken just like family

[06:05:18] broken parents broken life at home you take it out on me.

[06:05:29] I'm fucking sick of it.

[06:05:38] I'm sick and tired of all the abuse

[06:05:42] I take when I press that god damn go live button so let's kill uh so uh so I forgot I had a bounty bounty i can't do that so so I got a proper flank going on here. I hit that shit baby. Took the enemy 83 out of the battle! so so Bro. You got it, it's fine.

[06:08:38] Dude my team sucks. Jim got it, it's fine.

[06:08:47] Dude my team sucks. They all stayed bot lane chasing that was baron

[06:08:51] My team sucked.

[06:08:55] My team actually sucked at it. They suck, you lost. so How did I miss a heal, baby? We've been doing it the whole game though. so clean don't clean me i couldn't kill her anyway he'll had to be there so so Come at me.

[06:10:48] I'm a fucking psychopath! psychopath so That bitch lives!

[06:11:32] What the fuck?

[06:11:45] Ayayaya

[06:11:51] I'll go Hourglass, I think it's actually good for comps

[06:12:20] Because I can Hourglass squeak we was honestly the real problem a problem bit of a problem baby Thank you for that friend Fuck man Fuck, man. oh no I mean this champ's broken as shit by the way. This bitch is broken! My god.

[06:13:45] Bro, she has... so

[06:14:28] bro she has a 56 win rate so Can I just ult behind him? I started this game 5-0 Haven't done shit since

[06:14:34] The gap the fuck Another mid laner, what do you want?

[06:15:05] I'm gonna go mid one so What is going on?

[06:15:14] I don't like all gives movement speed but fucking christ.

[06:15:23] They removed the movement speed from Rot. rock thank you this is boring thank you this

[06:15:26] is so

[06:15:27] booming shut up you fucking bitch made

[06:15:29] boys Shut up you fucking bitch made boy! Kill her!

[06:15:47] We've had Camille ult the whole time.

[06:15:51] Why have we been struggling to kill this bitch when we have Camille ult the entire game by the way? Holy fuck I'm useless.

[06:16:19] The entire problem has been, I haven't been able to

[06:16:23] actually touch anybody or do anything like after lane

[06:16:28] when everybody got their cdrs or items i've just been like trying to catch up the entire game.

[06:16:45] Will the fight in this game actually get that 55% win rate?

[06:16:48] Yes.

[06:16:49] Guys, the champion has a 55% win rate and 70% ban rate.

[06:16:55] And in the patch notes Riot said

[06:16:57] we are nerfing her. It is

[06:16:59] incompetence-ah!

[06:17:01] They're gonna be literally

[06:17:03] in the next patch they'll be like

[06:17:05] We didn't account for it to account for the win rate with

[06:17:08] the new items or the item changes so You want her to be gutted?

[06:17:36] Okay.

[06:17:37] Not 56% great. in this bit

[06:18:04] win rate keeps going up every time he says it

[06:18:08] its 56 it's 56

[06:18:19] so low 13k's?

[06:18:22] 13Ks, yeah.

[06:18:23] Elden Ring is cooked!

[06:18:24] Give me my $5 back!

[06:18:26] Nope.

[06:18:34] Oh see another hourglass! Hold that for me, dipshit.

[06:18:39] I can't see... rockets so so

[06:19:13] bye enjoy that slow.

[06:19:20] Damp man on a 37% win rate so Alright, nice.

[06:19:44] Don't put down. Uh, this is...

[06:19:45] This puts us exactly where we were yesterday I'll take it

[06:19:49] we made up for yesterday

[06:19:54] rock man I support all races!

[06:20:00] Rockman?! Watch your mouth, bro. oh

[06:20:28] 650 that's actually good we're actually higher this is our highest ending day whatever the damage on this account.

[06:20:36] What's our win rate? Dude!

[06:20:51] Look Look, 56% top lane Diamond Plus. 53 mid. Everything else pretty bad or whatever. Look at last patch.

[06:20:53] Bro, it not only went up

[06:20:55] It went up 3

[06:20:56] Almost 4%

[06:21:05] Brother brother fine it's just the first day of the patch though

[06:21:09] the thing is you guys

[06:21:11] riot?

[06:21:17] Alawi. Oh Oh, they get quality of life changes at the same time as nerfs?

[06:21:39] You think that's good to do ah true at least they fixed the scoreboard um never seen this before what's this warning at the receiving player reports

[06:22:20] in an automated review of your comms texts,

[06:22:28] we discovered that you have created a negative

[06:22:32] experience for other players. This is outlined in the user rules

[06:22:36] section 7 of our terms of service as harmful to the integrity and spirit

[06:22:42] of our community.

[06:22:48] Clear respectful communication is essential to be a team that wins together.

[06:22:53] We encourage you to reflect on your comms,

[06:22:56] to be an effective teammate in future games

[06:23:00] You can visit our FAQ to learn more.

[06:23:02] Including your right to appeal. They drop

[06:23:04] like fucking 10

[06:23:06] buzzwords there by the way.

[06:23:20] Integrity! there by the way integrity spirits like what are we doing just a warning.

[06:23:21] Get down.

[06:23:23] Alright, I'll tone it down, bro.

[06:23:26] Alright, fine.

[06:23:27] I'll tone it down.

[06:23:28] You're back i want you to come over i wish that you were coming give me something I'm waiting, trying to be patient

[06:23:54] You look like a pain in the neck

[06:23:57] It's so frustrating

[06:23:59] I hate it

[06:24:00] Yeah

[06:24:01] I probably shouldn't say this I probably should write hey i wanna be with you so oh dude I'm waiting, trying to be patient

[06:24:58] You look like a painting

[06:25:00] It's so frustrating

[06:25:03] I hate it

[06:25:04] Yeah

[06:25:05] I probably shouldn't say this I probably should write yeah oh all right just a couple two three games max

[06:25:47] Hello, hello! It is your captain speaking. I am five-world challenger player Freak of Nature. of nature

[06:26:12] my band SET THE TOOOOON! I banned? No way, that's not toxic.

[06:26:16] Got him low fucking elo bro. That's not toxic.

[06:26:36] I ain't do nothing! No, mid!

[06:26:41] You are playing a 58% win rate champion.

[06:26:54] If you lose you stay here or ever I say lo, you say ELO.

[06:26:55] Low!

[06:27:11] Low! Last pick. Last pick? the party how's the family you should book that weekend trip to turkey my boy but hairline is

[06:27:18] retreating faster than a usain bolt highlight on rewind mad you're mad that I have long, lo-lo-

[06:27:27] Long luscious locks

[06:27:59] AHH! oh Now you're gonna get it, Poppy. Very good. Get it boy!

[06:28:11] We don't last pick bro I don't think you first

[06:28:12] Pick Darren

[06:28:13] On red side

[06:28:16] I don't think that's worth it

[06:28:18] And this elo maybe But can you imagine I don't think that's worth it.

[06:28:26] And this elo maybe, but can you imagine picking a red side first pick Garen? And this guy is using my skin!

[06:28:34] TYLER TOO?!

[06:28:37] IMPOSTER!

[06:28:39] IMPOS-

[06:28:40] IMPOSTER! I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THAT WAS A JOKE JIM! What?

[06:29:00] TT I'm not sure if you know but pride month was in June, but I admire your dedication.

[06:29:06] Maybe it's time you tell your baby mama. Stay zesty brother.

[06:29:15] Welcome to summer... brother rainbow who cares

[06:29:21] that used to be my account name. I had an account named Tyler1 and Tyler2.

[06:29:29] You guys stole my fucking account!

[06:29:33] Beef! Peace!

[06:29:42] Enjoy.

[06:30:06] Enjoy, Lo- low elo Garen. You will die 15 times and I will report on more intake okay unlike your life that's not okay is it We are born low-Elo. We must only act.

[06:30:11] Just these Low Elo games, again...

[06:30:16] Low Elo make me

[06:30:21] like can you imagine being an emerald not even a good rank and you play this all the time

[06:30:37] dude i'm speed running a band by the way

[06:30:39] By the way

[06:30:39] I'm literally speedrunning a band

[06:30:41] But Riot

[06:30:44] I'm just playing it up for stream

[06:30:45] I'm not serious

[06:30:46] Like, I'm not like It's I'm like I'm not serious. Like, I'm not like...

[06:30:48] It's-I'm like...

[06:30:49] I'm ironically doing it.

[06:30:51] No?

[06:30:54] It's not like I'm serious guys.

[06:30:57] I'll appeal it.

[06:30:57] It's fine.

[06:31:21] They did leave an appealing so honest appeal it Like that, but...

[06:31:29] Yeah it's actually really hard to hit low elo players because you know I've literally played with rank 1 and rank 2 today.

[06:31:32] Guys, compare a rank one player's movement to an emerald one players' movement.

[06:31:38] Like, I'm trying to predict playing against rank 1.

[06:31:41] And he is Emerald, so he is really bad at this game. I'm trying to predict playing against rank 1.

[06:31:45] And he's emerald, he's really bad at the game. Oh no! I'm getting gay

[06:31:58] it's all good garen you walk dude the skins hitboxes a little bit so You guys are fucking just terrible.

[06:32:29] Oh my god, you know something? Guys, do you wanna know something?

[06:32:33] I literally...

[06:32:36] Found this out, and again, God bless my heart.

[06:32:40] From a Sanchoves...

[06:32:43] Uh...

[06:32:44] Reel on-

[06:32:45] Or excuse me, a Sanchual ease YouTube short here it's W reduces incoming damage you know that bro i thought it was tenacity

[06:33:04] and a shield How did you just find that out?

[06:33:19] I never knew that.

[06:33:21] I NEVER KNEW! Yeah, well I recently found out that he- his W gave him like stats.

[06:33:37] I didn't know that until like last week and i don't stop dude go down.

[06:33:58] Lights tripping me out.

[06:33:59] I'm seeing things that aren't there

[06:34:05] actually oh

[06:34:22] behind me

[06:34:37] Oh You're not proxy, little bro.

[06:34:40] Sorry to tell you that.

[06:35:10] 22 CS! tell you that 22 cs Oh, God. He doesn't know you. I am a uh I mean who doesn't know me?

[06:35:27] I am a uh...

[06:35:32] A plus-plus list, uh, celebrity. Oh.

[06:35:51] He was talking to Akali, ah he he messed up typing in his team chat. Sure.

[06:35:59] WXM out allowing new tech- nah I was trying to kill him for A little bit more points in W

[06:36:05] This damage reduction shit is kind of just disgusting

[06:36:09] Give it to his clone as well?

[06:36:41] He slams way faster. oh LOOOOOOL ELO! LOOOOOOOOOOOELO

[06:36:45] I shoulda went sword first Oh well

[06:36:49] Oh well, oh well. It shouldn't give it to the clone but who knows? I feel like it kinda is. good evil why should we care for such things

[06:37:10] hey sap what's up it's me gear i don't know why you don't i'm learning him

[06:37:17] the ocean is cold it is our desire step i am learning him.

[06:37:24] Max E, I've been trying it.

[06:37:27] Seen a guy that said allow me E max so I'm just like trying to salvage it and I think...

[06:37:33] Don't really- the Q base damage

[06:37:35] scales with your E base

[06:37:37] so you don't actually get that

[06:37:39] much value from maxing

[06:37:43] and it also increases the mana cost

[06:37:49] i'll stack an entire wave up guy from proxy by the way. Bad voice comms. They didn't know this guy had ult I'm gonna ult after E?

[06:38:28] Tentacles slam. I would have been silenced on the E

[06:38:30] And my tentacles would've slammed

[06:38:32] I pulled his soul there

[06:38:34] That would turn aggro

[06:38:35] Then actually risk dying

[06:39:14] Nice I'm gonna actually just die. is that it guys is I

[06:39:20] well Double kill. My ally has been slain.

[06:39:26] I thought it wasn't watching me, you know?

[06:39:30] It's watching you. what you mean

[06:39:41] so easy to hit it at least new bass players.

[06:39:45] You guys just still got hands! It is what it is, you guys don't have hands!

[06:39:53] Tee-tee it's only

[06:39:57] tt you've been playing this game for 10 to get the abilities, which helps a lot with drill

[06:40:07] ground.

[06:40:08] Well I swear!

[06:40:10] A while ago, Dierd got like change like a

[06:40:19] while ago he used to have like some

[06:40:22] villain thing or something I don't know how it worked but they changed gear massively

[06:40:47] really his buildings were not always the way they are Even if I die, only I can.

[06:41:03] It was only true damage on villain?

[06:41:05] Hi Tyler, when can we expect another sandman stream i was not being able

[06:41:11] to hear cheers bats i need a run back of sand man stream you're right nose bro a little more

[06:41:17] damage for the video was he was dog

[06:41:18] but it was w always the same Oh No? Well sub the fuck up brother, you're not subbed shut the fuck up bro. nice oh I'm just going to try and...

[06:42:12] Nope.

[06:42:15] Ah, this feels better too.

[06:42:23] Make me happy.

[06:42:34] You got change too? Yeah, I know you can cancel D. I'm not a dumbass bro.

[06:42:38] Lookin' chubby false lookin' thick solid

[06:42:44] But I think the visual was just messed up.

[06:42:52] Tyler, you go. Damn it, I didn't get a notification for this stream?

[06:42:55] Bruh, I've been on for 7 hours. You're a little late

[06:43:39] Oh hell no. I got that one. Double kill! Where's my faker emote? I see somebody who has a FAKER EMOTE outside of the RE skin, is that possible?

[06:43:43] Guys! That emote that goes Oh, fuck. oh My goal is moved. Flip deuce!

[06:44:35] Let me bot.

[06:44:37] Let me bot. Just got a warning about this, Tyler?

[06:44:45] Oh well. I don't care.

[06:44:47] I'm Alpha!

[06:44:49] I'M ALPHA!

[06:44:50] I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT A WARNING! YOU CAN'T WARN ME TO WHO I AM!... I'm alpha! I don't give a fuck about a warning.

[06:44:51] You can't warn me, you know who i am?

[06:44:54] Fru!

[06:44:56] Fru!

[06:45:05] Oh! oh

[06:45:24] holy where are you going Boring. My focus is on the boss. I TP top lane this time.

[06:45:32] FF All i want to do is play Garen, bro ff

[06:45:54] all i want to do is play garrett bro Oh I stupid fucking acorn.

[06:45:56] I should have just auto'd myself.

[06:45:58] I actually lived. so Oh

[06:46:22] An enemy has been slain. This is this is d4 I got how they both were standing still.

[06:46:30] They both flashed and were still standing still. life is it

[06:46:55] it's a chance at least reduction on his w that's not true

[06:47:03] don't worry in about one month you're gonna be mad at the elder ring nope one seraphine. see

[06:47:51] actually we're down here forever guys.

[06:47:58] Alright guys, 5 bot lane. Yeah massive damage huh?

[06:48:16] Well we're gonna start fucking tryharding and sweating.

[06:48:21] Played soulgames before, Dark Souls 3 I beat on the hardest difficulty.

[06:48:30] It's more damaging to your legacy to not beat the gold? Hold on.

[06:48:38] Alright, it's more damaging to your

[06:48:40] legacy to not be the gold than it is for you to die

[06:48:42] a thousand times before you beat Elmery?

[06:48:44] Insane bro. Time for you to be unranked? What are you saying, bro?

[06:48:53] Fuck that Carol. Fuck you.

[06:49:08] Ah, he's just gonna stop me!

[06:49:25] Our house in the bot lane! Three ults will do it. Fuck Seraphine!

[06:49:26] If I buffered my R, I actually made a lot of damage to the enemy. Fuck Seraphy.

[06:49:31] If I buffered my R, they'd actually maybe take one with me.

[06:49:51] Broken fucking Garen. I completely agree that's another no proper story leverage so the only thing that makes it good not even

[06:49:55] no not even really You've faced your support since last time? not Jesus.

[06:51:12] This is gonna be better! better uh Unfortunately I gotta play against the most broken champion in League Legends history, Garen.

[06:51:13] Probably lost.

[06:51:14] The most broken champion to ever exist

[06:51:16] you're 2 and 6, you can still

[06:51:18] do 1.1 thousand true damage

[06:51:20] because again, you're the most broken

[06:51:22] champions to ever exist in League of Legends

[06:51:23] So fun bro, so fun

[06:51:25] So fun. Even fucking existently legends so fun bro so fun so

[06:51:26] fun even fucking Jim Bob here that

[06:51:30] fuckin works construction at McDonald's

[06:51:32] fucking outplay me, you pub. oh my god have we lost is it over I could.

[06:52:00] Let's have you get shit, Seraphine! I'll be dipshits surfing.

[06:52:12] Time to FF! Go green guys, go green! Horrible.

[06:52:35] But it's okay, you're emerald.

[06:52:39] You're just having fun! at your peak rate can't find plain hearing

[06:53:01] i am a teacher Oh, damn it.

[06:53:17] I'm so good at the game.

[06:53:21] At least I blew into a six-year-old challenger

[06:53:24] true garrett hey hey very true garret

[06:53:31] take take pride in your defeat

[06:53:43] wait is my sterak's down or was that through Steraks? I don't choose better? Bro, I didn't have ult to get everything up.

[06:54:03] He's not better than me! Oh, I'm getting my get back now.

[06:54:08] I'll get my getback!

[06:54:23] Oh no... Oh yeah. I was playing for Katie though, it's actually kinda hard.

[06:54:30] It's actually kind of hard to kill a Kali player that is just not playing to win...

[06:54:35] Just not to die.

[06:54:39] Did he get buffed? Let me try to hit- wait, what got

[06:54:41] buffed on it?

[06:54:45] What got buffed on it?

[06:54:52] ... We got buffed on it We yet now all you have to work

[06:55:03] In more armor? I'll buy that for sure.

[06:55:55] Dumbass. badass The boss has getting me though. a lot of damage Oh, stop. Stop!

[06:55:59] Also this Garen's been ducking me so so Good dumbass. Good dumbass!

[06:56:38] That game's in and dipshit!

[06:56:42] I'm gonna go to the bathroom, you're not getting away with this.

[06:56:46] I'm going to get my ass kicked out of here. That game's in a dipshit.

[06:56:52] Darren played fucking filth.

[06:56:54] Get the boot!

[06:56:56] Hit the fuckin' boot! Fuckin boom hit him right on

[06:56:59] the fucking chin

[06:57:04] i did bloody his fucking lip from that fucking judo kick.

[06:57:19] Whatever, don't pick my character again! I guess I gotta first pick him...

[06:57:27] Oh! oh

[06:57:33] all right one more i'll first pick him Checking stats in Emerald is a habit. Tone it down, will Tyler remember your commitment to clean behavior?

[06:58:17] You're right.

[06:58:23] You're right, I agree to-I agreed to the message, I typed, I agree

[06:58:31] Yay playlist accounts Jaders have something to work with for the YouTube?

[06:58:33] Bro, I popped off on my main today. I went 6-3.

[06:58:36] Gained almost 100 LP.

[06:58:52] ... You're gonna lose co-streaming privileges by Friday?

[06:58:55] Guys, please don't post on Reddit. Dude you know what I need?

[06:58:59] I need a disclaimer!

[06:59:03] Like...like I am just playing a character

[06:59:05] everything that I say or do in game

[06:59:07] is not

[06:59:09] susceptible to legal

[06:59:11] shit like that Fuck no dosage.

[07:00:19] GGG activated. Get Karen gutted! watch my Alright, I am done. Stalker. Done. Finished. Garen's base skin has chromas.

[07:00:36] Have you guys ever seen a Garen with a base skin?

[07:00:39] Nobody, I can't think, Caitlyn has

[07:00:41] some too. Nobody uses the

[07:00:43] base skins.

[07:00:45] This might be the least bought thing in League of Legends

[07:00:47] history.

[07:00:56] ... How much are they?

[07:00:57] They charge for that?...

[07:00:58] ...

[07:01:00] ... this has some

[07:01:16] oh the problem some skins just feel skins feel more fluid to play the chromosome change that to save my smile so There's no idea how difficult the Elden Ring Marathon is going to be, I think...

[07:01:58] ...on the greatest of all time bro. It doesn't matter.

[07:02:02] First of all. Secondly, that gold is gonna be pretty close.

[07:02:07] Better hope some pay picks start showing up. Oh, you never showed the NSX? Oh my bad bro!

[07:02:15] Or FTP. is this so Welcome back. welcome to sunrose This world needs hope.

[07:03:20] 30 seconds until minions spawn. First blood.

[07:03:27] My god...

[07:03:29] Highland, get it? I hope not. Hold on.

[07:03:32] Sorry, I got it.

[07:03:50] Minions have spawned.

[07:03:52] Alright here it is!

[07:03:58] The fuck was that?

[07:04:15] Oh my god... opening it Opening it?

[07:04:21] Dude, it's like so small. I'm sorry Pixelated that pixelated

[07:04:26] that

[07:04:26] Jesus

[07:04:29] that took forever

[07:04:30] that was not worth it for one guy in the chat

[07:04:33] who

[07:04:33] one guy in the chat. One guy in the chat remembered

[07:04:36] that I mentioned

[07:04:37] I would show my car.

[07:04:40] One guy, and I fucking

[07:04:42] spent all that time to do it. Holy fuck.

[07:04:48] ... to do it. Holy fuck. Alright, let me focus the fuck up now.

[07:04:50] The Garrent God has to cook.

[07:05:21] Oh my god! What right now sixes are better? Why cards are for girls? Yeah, this is a Tahm Kench sided matchup. But thankfully Garen's so broken I can take the dub. Oh, it's the bandit! insane

[07:05:40] oh it's the bat hello this is last game odds wake the fuck up get off me fat head fathead has been slain My prostitution is on play!

[07:06:25] Okay this guy has to- Oh, I should've went.

[07:06:50] HAHAHAHA and now next it god damn it limit test action limit has tell you better

[07:06:53] my car tint is legal it's the front window how you get better.

[07:06:55] My car tint is legal.

[07:06:56] The front windshield is not tinted at all.

[07:06:59] It's not 10% of the signs.

[07:07:02] State legal.

[07:07:33] Never quite... State legal. oh Why am I being greedy? Why would I pick Garen when my teammates don't want to win?

[07:07:39] Can you even drive it, bro? Not right now because my license is expired. i'm coming Brother's a filthy testicle driver guy though. Fucking top coach. broken slain an enemy has been slayed

[07:08:36] those traits even worth it i think he's

[07:09:10] healing I think he's healing. I think this matchup is actually unlosable. I can't think of an E early partially refunds its cooldown? Bullshit.

[07:09:11] Bullshit, that's not...

[07:09:12] That can't be true.

[07:09:27] I'm gonna get items. How does this guy ever match me in a side lane? He can't.

[07:09:28] Oh, he's not even going to die.

[07:09:31] Oh, no!

[07:09:32] Oh, no!

[07:09:33] Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! How does this guy ever match me in a side lane? He can't.

[07:09:37] Am I gonna modify the NSX? Fuck no!

[07:09:42] Don't talk about Tiffany like that,

[07:09:44] I'll never change her she's perfect yeah

[07:09:50] I'm gonna add Lambo doors yeah I met some Lambodors actually. Modify the exhaust? Bro, people that modify fucking exhaust...

[07:10:15] Dude, are you like just trying to be the most annoying person alive by the way?

[07:11:34] Oh so He is the first of many. Bro this fucker just heals. so I'm falling We fight for those who cannot. Oh my god this guy should at least have death.

[07:11:40] Huuuh! Huuuuuuh! I got a fucking gank!

[07:11:58] I'm on executioners, fuck this bullshit. I've had about enough.

[07:12:31] Oh, this Rumble respects pronouns! Good for you bro.

[07:12:33] I don't give a shit about this

[07:12:42] uh wing spot junior they have sub sir quad marco not the ace squad

[07:12:48] proof of step no i said i don't give a shit

[07:12:52] about me going executioners not about the pronouns. Stop spamming base!

[07:13:03] It's not what I was talking about

[07:13:17] up I might for sure beat this guy's ass.

[07:13:28] It just could be a little bit

[07:13:28] boring getting the gold to do it I don't know if you ever weigh the life rush or do. enemy double kill

[07:14:02] enemy killing spree

[07:14:05] an enemy has been slain

[07:14:08] shut down

[07:14:36] come on boxes 127. well i actually got that as heart steel now maybe not good so This is so boring.

[07:15:05] Bro, this guy loses for sure!

[07:15:07] It's just boring.

[07:15:09] How can this game play like this?

[07:15:11] Are you bored bro?!

[07:15:13] You're not getting bored like why

[07:15:19] can you keep a game in it will just to

[07:15:21] do that like are you yes we board I played Tom kids top I was going me bored

[07:15:26] i played tom kitch top i was going to ap solo killing the guy's never trying

[07:15:30] to kill just existing like a fat fucking

[07:15:36] slob is An ally has been slain.

[07:15:49] I will not profit!

[07:15:56] My enemy has been slayed! I will not profit!

[07:16:35] Okay, we're losing. I'm in this game, well I could have 1v9'd this game easily by the way if you know if i wanted to but top lane this guy is never gonna climb.

[07:16:39] I checked his op.gg, but he's like fucking silver

[07:16:49] D4 Tom Kinch one trick 50% win rate. Put me to fucking sleep bro. Never gonna climb this guy.

[07:17:06] Never.

[07:17:07] V4 for 10 years, by the way.

[07:17:34] Oh my god. so I can fucking do something bro.

[07:17:42] Still outplaying you only because I'm limit testing, that's literally it!

[07:18:13] Just because I'm limit testing and i dope them under tower so I hit no. Actually, I'm gonna hit no, no fs because it's low elo and you don't make that get some gold but...

[07:18:21] How do they have the mental?

[07:18:26] No Han. Whatever. An enemy is unstoppable. Enemy to the enemy's squad.

[07:18:41] Your turret has been destroyed.

[07:18:43] Why are my death timers so long?

[07:18:45] The fuck!

[07:18:47] Also, enemy jungle popping off like always.

[07:19:18] Execution of I was a mistake. and towards Conward. You want to conquer? You wanna one lane?

[07:19:20] I have one lane with Phase Rush. so oh I don't wanna live by the rules

[07:19:55] Alright, FF bro.

[07:19:58] Alright, FF bro.

[07:20:07] I'm gonna get my own future I I struck I Will lane 0 55, I did win lane until I didn't want to. I'm not proper! Our courage must never waver.

[07:20:36] Play this guy

[07:20:38] a hundred more times, and I promise you

[07:20:40] that you wouldn't win the game.

[07:20:49] Just because just because i wouldn't let him play this morning and win

[07:20:51] i mean he's not gonna climb like you

[07:20:53] this guy's been d4 for years and it's

[07:20:55] because he plays like this.

[07:20:59] At some point you gotta do something.

[07:21:27] Oh no! I'm gonna go support left. left you are d4 hardstuck duo queue every game.

[07:21:33] Do you dare speak to me?

[07:21:40] LOL. LOL. LOL!

[07:21:48] You dare speak to me boy We should win. so Who hit no?

[07:22:33] Who hit no?

[07:22:37] Who hit no? WHO is hostaging by the way?

[07:22:41] ... Who is hostaging by the way?

[07:22:54] Because he wants equivalent of the end of his shift one game in a million. He played like it was almost olympics for super bowl bro bro i'm not kidding these kids play harder on

[07:22:59] like everybody plays hard against me these d4 kids

[07:23:02] play their asses off.

[07:23:09] On an enemy team, actually, now that I think about it.

[07:24:11] Not on my team. so oh no i will not so Oh, my God. No, Aurora! Play the game or I'll ruin your life. I'm not kidding anymore.

[07:24:12] I've done fucking around. King's name.

[07:24:39] You're not playing the game, you're 06?

[07:24:44] This world needs hope.

[07:24:48] All you got there's nothing else to say Rumble. You're D4, don't talk to me.

[07:24:55] You are D4 duo queuing every game.

[07:24:59] Have you been hearing? Since season 7

[07:25:05] Try again

[07:25:07] I don't think you've

[07:25:09] Wait what

[07:25:13] You been dced in season 7? Wait, I think that's the point.

[07:25:49] In your second season. uh uh Sneak slash. I'd be so happy to

[07:25:51] BD4

[07:25:53] Crazy to think about.

[07:26:02] At least it's terrible.

[07:26:07] Oh shit!

[07:26:11] An enemy has been slain

[07:26:45] An ally has been slain um so I'm gonna go to the other side. Whatever bro, I could have carried that game if I had control because I was bored. So I think it was bored something pretty good on my last game though

[07:26:52] a little bit earlier finished today uh tell me i thought you were

[07:26:55] my dad happy three months the other one thank Thank you, buddy. Whatever.

[07:27:01] I can't do it.

[07:27:02] I'm a little bit tired today, I'm not gonna lie.

[07:27:05] A little bit exhausted from the long days of work.

[07:27:08] Bye-bye! Bye! Bye. Whatever. I gained almost

[07:27:25] 100 LP on my other account, we're back

[07:27:27] to 6 wins from Challenger

[07:27:29] It is what it is, I'll take it bro

[07:27:30] That's it for us!

[07:27:32] To the subs, to deans, to followers on my Twitter

[07:27:34] for me and Insta, A-Squad

[07:27:36] we out in this bitch mother FUCKERS

[07:27:38] AND WITH THAT BEING SAID

[07:27:40] I'LL SEE YOU BALOOGA WHALE HEADED That being said, I'll see you beluga whale headed.

[07:27:46] Nasty stinky smelly bastard degenerates tomorrow same