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07-30-2024 · 9h 53m

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[00:00:00] so so Outro Music ¶¶ I'll ask you, will you follow me tonight to break their spine

[00:00:56] And reclaim what once was mine

[00:00:59] Those clear and strict scabby

[00:01:02] Deceive me

[00:01:04] Now shall tolerate their crimes again

[00:01:08] Now let the hunt begin

[00:01:14] Seven thousand souls scared and locked in such a terrible

[00:01:19] hole not too long

[00:01:21] ago this village

[00:01:23] was an old

[00:01:25] scene of hope

[00:01:30] An hour the reckoning To bring back all the pieces for our glory

[00:01:35] To live forever

[00:01:37] Yeah, right now a little forever

[00:01:42] And now the God-Regime are no longer to unleash

[00:01:44] eternal power

[00:01:48] Lead us to order and then bring it back world I'm the life-slinger

[00:02:05] Now listen, fellow warriors

[00:02:10] I ask you to watch your mark and pay from 2 a.m That's way more true than I can't wait from to an end

[00:02:13] Let's play more to avenge

[00:02:16] My

[00:02:19] Fifteen million souls

[00:02:23] Live in this realm without much hope Not too long ago

[00:02:25] This kingdom was a golden state of ho-o-o-ope

[00:02:31] Yeeeeeeaaaaah Yeah!

[00:02:37] I am your

[00:02:41] Come down on the morning To bring back hope and peace

[00:02:44] To start a new era

[00:02:47] To live forever

[00:02:52] Break out the dark machine

[00:02:55] I know how to unleash eternal power

[00:03:00] Need a true order

[00:03:02] I am the Nightbreak i am so so I'm not going to let you get away with this. so so oh

[00:04:17] we still have glory the rock I'm the man who had the need to bring back hope and peace

[00:04:32] To store up all of you together forever

[00:04:39] Break down from the God regime.

[00:04:41] I'm not to follow his eternal path.

[00:04:45] Well, lead us to order!

[00:04:48] I am the Lightbringer!

[00:04:52] Hey! I am very brave! Well, well, well.

[00:04:58] You is our be back at it but yet again

[00:05:11] on this beautiful wednesday after, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,

[00:05:16] Wednesday, Tuesday, after.

[00:05:17] Sup, sup!

[00:05:18] Suppity, sup, sup! I have a neck by the way.

[00:05:30] You can't see it,

[00:05:30] It's so big.

[00:05:31] Sup sup!

[00:05:32] We're back at it!

[00:05:33] What up what up For another action packed day yes

[00:05:36] lads been a good one as well looking a bit like a bit of a problem

[00:05:45] another

[00:05:47] hard hitting day at the gym I did my

[00:05:49] Friday incline

[00:05:51] workout that now marks by

[00:05:53] the way this is the fourth cycle of lifts complete.

[00:05:56] It's been one month exactly since I've been hitting the gym hard again.

[00:06:08] Comparison picture. comparison picture bro I grow like a

[00:06:14] Belgium blue cow

[00:06:16] google it I'm a freak seriously i'm coded genetically differently

[00:06:22] than you guys this is what it is some by the way i've been got doctors by

[00:06:26] the way to doctors and they've actually said my DNA

[00:06:28] resembles that of nothing they've ever seen on this planet.

[00:06:31] Just saying.

[00:06:33] Just saying. One

[00:06:34] of one. Top

[00:06:36] two and I'm not too.

[00:06:38] Yes sir! We're back at it though!

[00:06:41] It's been a nice day!

[00:06:42] Again we had the floors being worked on,

[00:06:44] with the landscaping guys here,

[00:06:46] I got a lot of stuff happening.

[00:06:47] Also have a lot of announcements

[00:06:49] for later this week, like

[00:06:51] tomorrow, maybe later today, a whole

[00:06:53] bunch of announcements. Whole bunch

[00:06:55] whole bunch. So that should be exciting

[00:06:57] other than that yeah bro, I've been

[00:07:00] chilling. It is what it is.

[00:07:02] We're doing what we're doing in case you missed it.

[00:07:05] Yesterday we went

[00:07:06] 7-7, whatever. Up

[00:07:08] 20 LP. 5 wins from Challenger.

[00:07:12] We started queuing

[00:07:12] top as well.

[00:07:15] I think we'll start with Brand today

[00:07:17] and then probably go to Urgot. I need to get the hands hot.

[00:07:19] Get the hands hot.

[00:07:22] Bro, my shoes stink.

[00:07:24] Do I have stinky feet?

[00:07:27] I took

[00:07:27] my shoes off and they reek, bro.

[00:07:32] I put them in the bathroom

[00:07:33] when I closed the door

[00:07:33] and I can still smell them.

[00:07:37] It's not my feet.

[00:07:38] Maybe there's something

[00:07:38] dead in here actually.

[00:07:40] Anyway!

[00:07:41] We're starting at 639 LP.

[00:07:45] Let's lock load and get ready to go.

[00:07:49] Callie what's up?

[00:07:53] Wait let me check this out. What's up? Wait, let's see what Challenger

[00:07:55] cutoff is.

[00:07:57] 772...

[00:08:09] 130 LP, like 6 wins? Oh my god.

[00:08:15] It is what it is. I thought Urgot felt really good.

[00:08:18] I wanna Q top right now though.

[00:08:23] Is the known fact that as Tylander gets closer to Challenger lp requires goes up by 100 each day

[00:08:25] you know that's actually true though

[00:08:31] that's actually true like no conspiracy for every challenge it went up

[00:08:38] like a hundred people were trying to keep me out of every challenge challenger

[00:08:44] the days we're together now or what omit?

[00:08:47] Okay, I'm a young 29 but yes the

[00:08:49] Days blur together

[00:08:53] I don't do patch notes until

[00:08:55] They're live. Are you new to the broadcast man

[00:08:58] let me sub g yesterday we went from eight eleven points

[00:09:05] 8k to 1250. 12.5, so like 700

[00:09:16] Eventually, Panus.

[00:09:19] Oh wait, where is the do it for her?

[00:09:23] There we go.

[00:09:27] I almost forgot... and bro thought we'd hit 50k

[00:09:32] but the part is i didn't hit 50k when

[00:09:36] we had

[00:09:36] 400 000 viewers that's why dude that's how much 400,000 viewers.

[00:09:40] That's why... That's how much I didn't want to play Elden Ring

[00:09:43] by the way.

[00:10:02] ...... Corrupt fuck?

[00:10:03] How am I corrupt?

[00:10:12] You had 400,000 viewers? Yeah. Not trying to brag but yeah I did.

[00:10:16] A record at the time just saying.

[00:10:20] Yeah I did bro.

[00:10:22] Here's what it is.

[00:10:25] Not bragging or anything but... Did you get out of a timeout?

[00:10:30] Bro, you donated to get out

[00:10:31] of a timeout? Bro, you donated to get out of a timeout?

[00:10:37] What'd you say, bro?

[00:10:48] No mods, say bigoted things. Let's go!

[00:10:55] Alright bro you're not that guy. Stop acting like that guy. Come on.

[00:11:20] They got timed out by Ahmad instantly. so Oh my god. Did you lift today? Yeah I did.

[00:11:27] I'm doing legs tomorrow

[00:11:29] I did the incline today

[00:11:31] Fucking legs are beating my ass

[00:11:35] I did 275 on incline today for 3 sets of three, which is actually crazy impressive. It was so hard.

[00:11:44] It was... so hard.

[00:11:54] That's like baby weight for me by the way

[00:12:09] Some pulse pounding gear in gameplay today? You already know! Back to living heavy? Uhhhhhhh... Heavy for you guys. Not heavy for me.

[00:12:16] Max PR for bench 450.

[00:12:22] I love incline bench, barbell.

[00:12:26] I don't really like dumbbells.

[00:12:37] Slimps, man! Look at those 5-inch subs brother!

[00:12:48] ... I haven't done subs, brother. I almost better get more...

[00:12:49] Boring.

[00:12:49] I like to lift big shit.

[00:12:52] Yeah. better get more boring i like to lift big

[00:13:00] shit sounds terrible, Sand Viper. Hold on. I don't know. what

[00:13:26] what

[00:13:35] that doesn't make... Creatinine messes with my nerds so bad I'm not stopping it.

[00:13:37] It hurts worse when I stop...

[00:13:39] Wait, I don't believe you.

[00:13:41] Creatine monohydrate?

[00:13:43] No way! you're just no way that

[00:13:47] fucked up your turn there's nothing in

[00:13:49] it oh it's pretty I use creatine HCL.

[00:14:01] I have no idea what that is.

[00:14:04] Why would you not use unflavored creatine monohydrate?

[00:14:09] Five grams.

[00:14:11] Right?

[00:14:13] One little scoop

[00:14:21] all right games gave some biscuits to

[00:14:25] mid-bitcher to away? They wanted this interview?

[00:14:28] Actually, Riot has asked me if I wanted

[00:14:30] to give away skin codes numerous times

[00:14:32] and I've told them no.

[00:14:34] Several times. Just out of a

[00:14:36] fuck you spite to you guys.

[00:14:42] How's that feel? I hate you motherfuckers. Shut up or shut up.

[00:14:49] What the fuck? Yeah, what the fuck. Oh looks like I'm being forced top lane regardless.

[00:15:02] Thank you Riot!

[00:15:04] Oh blue side top lane.

[00:15:06] Thank you Riot!

[00:15:08] Oh you don't want top brother you're going top

[00:15:19] thank you dusty

[00:15:20] wow Thank you, Dusty.

[00:15:24] Body factors? I have no idea. Okay. Karma, you piece of shit.

[00:15:38] Bro, do you guys really want skin code?

[00:15:41] I can get from lpp skin

[00:15:44] codes do you guys want skin coats to give away but the people who say yes

[00:15:48] you're not going to win it anyway and you're not going to play the champion

[00:15:51] that you get the code from Take back that comment about hating us all, at least regards to me. I am a fellow Missouri brother after all.

[00:16:12] No. Missouri brother after all?

[00:16:16] No. No. You know what I think it is?

[00:16:32] I think this bitch

[00:16:32] Is top lane

[00:16:33] I'm just gonna go Urgot This bitch is popling.

[00:16:38] I'm just gonna go Urgot gonna keep inspiration.

[00:16:52] How you feeling today, champ?

[00:17:02] Wonderful. Delightful. Great. wonderful delightful great how do you use gloves in the gym big T shut up bro what's up, Scraps and that Sub?. I play League with gloves is that bad?

[00:17:36] The Riot Freak Classic. That's not bad no hate let me look at cold hands

[00:17:46] oh what's up that was five years bro I can't hear myself think.

[00:18:14] Bob, what's up?

[00:18:15] Here, no subs.

[00:18:17] Gonna play 2xK at...

[00:18:19] Why is that the name of

[00:18:20] that game by the way?

[00:18:23] Dude, why the fuck did we call our fighting game 2X...

[00:18:29] It's so clunky.

[00:18:32] Out of all the names they could have came up with why that But no, not playing it.

[00:18:52] Project L actually goes hard!

[00:18:53] Oh? AHHHHHH!!! Project L actually goes hard.

[00:19:00] I think those guys knew I was there.

[00:19:04] Minions have spawned. there I think you're good. Fuck with me, you idiot.

[00:19:31] TP'd back as well?

[00:19:35] Ice she tp'ed as well ice gtp'd as well

[00:19:41] shut them big t ain't nobody with me boys Literally a melee champ?

[00:19:52] That's melee, you're bad.

[00:20:02] I remain your man! I got one trickles of coal there. I need a pot, I think.

[00:20:05] Actually that damage is okay

[00:20:15] your jungler's my friend mark you call him old for me I'm going to go with the glass.

[00:20:37] This trip balance by the way

[00:20:49] Steel is stronger I don't think so. These trades are...

[00:21:03] So unbelievably disgusting, I don't really have much to say about it. stronger than man, stronger than machine I am an idea

[00:21:11] oh oh the ally has been slain

[00:21:27] she's not csing, she just trying to be annoying. i'm actually up three cs Yes Maybe better Friday that me to survive this city disarmate.

[00:21:44] You know what would be better?

[00:21:45] Brighten up, mate!

[00:21:46] Keep making new champs?

[00:21:47] Agree.

[00:21:48] New champions and reworked

[00:21:50] champs are all so fucked up.

[00:22:39] Heal...... up can marins grasp see your spirit Hi Fuck Oh fuck. I can push this wave out. toxic

[00:22:49] i can push this wave out

[00:22:53] no if i get six on this next wave

[00:22:56] acram tries to got that one shot him. I got six!

[00:23:15] I kinda didn't know how to get level 6 while using my mana.

[00:23:19] Like, without using my mana. Fuck.

[00:23:27] I will guide you to a new age

[00:23:34] born of destruction I'm gonna give it. It's not greedy, I had to push the wave out.

[00:23:40] If he was one minion slower... if I was able to kill one more minion...

[00:23:50] We will rise from the rubble, stronger than before.

[00:24:01] I'm not sure if this is a good idea or just a bad idea... Oh, my God. This card is... what's this stuff? Cardiac, huh.

[00:24:27] It's her brand! For brand.

[00:24:35] Despite Spotland, are looking terrible. Yeah... has been slain enemy killing spree Fuck.

[00:25:07] What about her flash? Did I say her flash is dead?

[00:25:14] The top no flash

[00:25:23] rub gaming would be nice is so You suck dick, by the way bro.

[00:25:54] Their top's terrible! wait she did have flash yes i was lying Oh he's here what's up? up

[00:26:30] any about the t1 skins i haven't seen them yet actually maybe i've seen something on twitter There is no coming back. Fuck.

[00:26:58] Was that making up a common story to A lot of people were asking. We're up. so I have a bad feeling about this squad.

[00:27:42] Are they getting strong? It's good though because he can just press r right my jinx being this useless is terrible I am the very definition of a self-made leader.

[00:28:13] I have to walk hella close for that! Max. max

[00:28:39] dude that's actually kill on voice comms dude, that's actually kill on voice comms oh Oh, there's a massive dick?

[00:29:15] Yeah bro he flash forwarded and missed every Q.

[00:29:19] Hell Alpha so so so

[00:29:51] soft If you hide in the shadows, you are only drawing one home. damn she one shot the wave This is absolutely terrible bro, uninstall the goddamn game.

[00:30:24] STOP BREATHING! Stop breathing!

[00:30:59] I have this plate too or what Ram Okay casting NOOOOOOSH! Okay, casting?

[00:31:03] O-kay.

[00:31:08] Flash ult R miss miss miss so

[00:31:29] back for me to go stir that.

[00:31:36] This is 04, at least this guy got my roll.

[00:31:39] Timber what's up?

[00:31:41] N-n-n-NINJA! Tumor what's up? NANANA NINJAAAAA

[00:31:45] That's 61 bro

[00:31:51] Ninja is part of thearine crew or what?

[00:31:57] What are you waiting for, wait is this bitch just

[00:32:01] dumbing Wait, is this bitch just done laning?

[00:32:22] Is this bitch done laning top? I guess so. Fear that, Getsbrother! so he refused to die here that gets brother oh Oh.

[00:32:51] Is this what we lane swap for here, bud?

[00:32:55] That it? That didn't seem really worth I

[00:33:20] State after guys only way. I do is if I pay off the enemy team

[00:33:29] Shame on you, D1 No matter how low we may be.

[00:33:51] Probably win from side-leaning leaning just gotta wait I was following my way there.

[00:34:00] WLT1 game where he gifts every player on the enemy team? Yeah and what usually happens.

[00:34:07] The team lets me down.

[00:34:44] They always let me down. bestia I'm a bit of a problem by the way.

[00:34:48] Karthus died because he was summoning Rift?

[00:34:52] Brother, what?

[00:34:59] The actual 1v9 there! I'm going to have to cart the software. We don't have a card to solve this, but we have me. yes Oh, so fucking Nibia. fucking newbie so so so This is trash, yo.

[00:36:37] Kinda getting pot-shotted

[00:36:44] Fuck... It's actually a hard game to build for because they have so much mixed damage. Like AP, AD, and their AD is fed. Their top just got three kills because of Top Gap.

[00:36:55] Cop diff? Nah, it's not

[00:36:56] cop diff. They're just playing really bad. Like this Jesus

[00:36:58] is playing terrible. The card's just playing trashy.

[00:37:00] That Diana death before the dragon even spawned was disgusting

[00:37:03] they've gotten but fortunately it looks like we're

[00:37:07] playing a first game of the day autofill blue side

[00:37:11] game unfortunately model-filled blue side game, unfortunately. away she goes so Think how much stronger they'll be if they live. uh it was really hot i mean i have r and i'm scary so so Ah, sleep. I'm asking.

[00:38:56] Tired boss. I mean that's a simple macro play. You literally sit before vomit and we actually a Holy shucks.

[00:39:13] And we actually do a lot of damage to it.

[00:39:18] Dana almost one-shots Baron, Karthus fucking nukes it, he has Liandry's...

[00:39:25] He doesn't. Top gap. Leslie Andres... I didn't do enough. so I want to see their faces when i tear their hope

[00:40:00] i mean there's nobody else on my team that's worth a damn. That is just loss.

[00:40:08] Here, I have flashes to try and make a play.

[00:40:10] There is no coming back...

[00:40:56] ... no one coming back uh him. Yes bro, I think you have time to stay one more wave for item before their soul spawns.

[00:40:59] Maybe this guy tries to push me here?

[00:41:02] I don't think he has a choice now, respect retard

[00:41:06] Don't FF though. so so so so

[00:41:57] this is what it is i mean maybe could maybe could've E flashed Ezreal there?

[00:42:00] I thought he would insta-E it but

[00:42:02] I pressed E and he didn't E at all so just...

[00:42:06] Like I said we're gonna lose this game because of the blue side

[00:42:08] It's fucking company stupid as shit

[00:42:15] But actually turns out that we have two off-rule both our solos and they're five on roll. Dude, it's so fun to play these fucking games.

[00:42:27] It's like every- I queue up first game of the day, every single time

[00:42:31] I do not get my primary role i'm on blue side and i lose

[00:42:37] so boring man Like, it would make sense if anybody might take the 4.

[00:42:48] So mid's not going to perform because he's off-roll.

[00:42:51] But these guys are on roll.

[00:42:54] Like dude, I'm sorry you can't be 1 in 10.

[00:42:58] Right? You can't be 1 in 10.

[00:43:20] Truly. I'm blue side every game. I wouldn't be able to play league of legends it's not about role it's not like dude it's not about top lane it's about the matchmaking for blue side

[00:43:25] it is statistically low they get more off rolled in redside Bro, I killed my top three times. They lane swapped and I killed Brand.

[00:43:49] I took the turret. I went mid got my team fed.

[00:43:52] Is there a blue side game? so anything My hero has been destroyed.

[00:44:20] Your hero must have been destroyed.

[00:44:25] If you are in the shadows, your only choice is to die. shadows All your losses in your matches are blue side?

[00:44:46] Yes.

[00:44:48] It's like 12 losses.

[00:44:50] All 12 of my last losses are blue side

[00:44:53] it's probably just me playing bad

[00:44:57] it's it's probably just for me playing poorly.

[00:45:13] Oh, shit, bro. I mean it's been a month since I was back at this elo.

[00:45:16] I don't know how other people are playing. Is my account just like that cooked?

[00:45:19] Like how do other people play the fucking game. It's every loss. Okay, let's queue it up. Let's see if I can... Look, I queued bot mid.

[00:45:39] Perhaps give me my god damn role.

[00:45:43] You're gonna give me pieces of shit on my team? Damn roll.

[00:45:46] You're gonna give me pieces of shit on my team? Give me my fucking

[00:45:48] Roll

[00:45:52] Everyone dodges on blue? Nah, I don't get that many

[00:45:54] Dodges bro.

[00:46:00] Oh! I don't get that many dodges because

[00:46:04] I'm blues side every game.

[00:46:07] My teammates don't dodge.

[00:46:11] Shit's retarded. Too much gold, I mean my team wasn't playing

[00:46:15] They actually had I mean, my team wasn't playing.

[00:46:19] We actually had a 2.6 thousand gold lead?

[00:46:21] And then Karthus...

[00:46:23] Actually, let me see how Karthus...

[00:46:25] I'm pretty sure Karthus summoned Rift Herald.

[00:46:29] Let Ed Let me see how Karthus... I'm pretty sure Karthus summoned Rift Herald. Let Ez kill a mid?

[00:46:33] Did Diana walk the mid and die?

[00:46:35] I think it was just...

[00:46:39] T1 teammates, like. Like, despite bot lane sucking

[00:46:41] fat ass, I think it was just my team.

[00:46:47] They were fighting?

[00:46:49] Let this live?

[00:46:51] Alright.

[00:46:57] Maybe press R's?

[00:46:59] Okay, okay. We press R.

[00:47:03] Okay, that's 1d9! What's going on here?

[00:47:06] Okay...

[00:47:09] Okay good. Alright, as is chasing and a flashes as flashed it's like you know

[00:47:18] this is the perfect spot to summon Rift Herald.

[00:47:22] This guy has

[00:47:23] a 350 gold bounty.

[00:47:30] Okay, whatever. You know something of the world.

[00:47:32] Third dragon spawning! We still have a 3000 gold lead.

[00:47:36] We really need this dragon here.

[00:47:40] It has ease forward?

[00:47:46] The real person? Isaac 1v9 first time Diana oh oh so ah this it is bro.

[00:48:55] It is what it is. You get blue side, no one dodges because family? Cause family dodge when you get red?

[00:49:01] Is that why you think I play no Red Side?

[00:49:03] I mean, I was getting Red Side a lot, 200 to 400 LP.

[00:49:13] It's not like i'm not getting red side at all...

[00:49:17] Now, I am getting red is A new team I know, Autofill?

[00:49:43] Maybe that's a secondary role.

[00:49:47] I don't know.

[00:49:47] It's all fucked up.

[00:49:48] It is what it is.

[00:49:49] Just give me fucking bot bro. Let me just play the fucking brand and get through the day.

[00:49:54] Thank you Krups! I forgot feels good actually We'll learn to play troll for range.

[00:50:32] I mean, my bot lane got gapped and they were both on roll

[00:50:33] And like, dude that's gotta be the most tilting thing in League of Legends

[00:50:36] You get off-roll whatever you don't Q4 mid or primary or secondary

[00:50:40] The person who gets your rolls is the sole reason you lose Mm-hmm. Mm! Peak in Overwatch? peak in overwatch the people for trying I think Ezreal's broken, by the way.

[00:51:35] Chimney is band, I think it's just bugged. It can tell what role you're queued for and I'm...

[00:52:03] You know positional queue? I think there is some positional cue code. I'm going to talk. is he gonna troll because he's not getting his place my time I don't mind.

[00:52:47] I get paid for this.

[00:52:49] Let's waste time.

[00:52:53] Okay. let's waste time let's waste time i guess we're wasting

[00:52:55] time cold tight I'm not going bother even swapping my runes just

[00:53:24] waste time let's waste time

[00:53:32] it paid for this but it won't break any of your hair back.

[00:53:37] As I'm sitting here with a full head of hair.

[00:53:40] It is what it is.

[00:53:41] What went next?

[00:54:10] Okay. win the next so Hey, what's up?

[00:54:10] Okay.

[00:54:11] That sub Oh, So The red sub level you get insane. Yeah my mid wanted to swap and I told him to eat shit so he got mad true Bryson true bryson

[00:55:00] papa what's up there what's up Every champion you play, so if you're trolling them time for the Singed Dark.

[00:55:17] I've actually played Singed before for fun.

[00:55:19] I don't really like them

[00:55:27] true say say owen tin incoming no i never die that much. Even when I'm for fun, I never die ten times.

[00:55:50] Dying ten times is such a...

[00:55:52] ...degenerate dog thing to do. Dying 10 times is such a...

[00:55:56] degenerate dog shit way to play.

[00:55:59] Let's start boosts.

[00:56:06] Oh, my team's pinging there i'm gonna go opposite side

[00:56:14] one ping to me Welcome to Summoner's Rift.

[00:56:29] 30 seconds until minions spawn. Got you, what up?

[00:57:15] The live isme's team? can i take it's nearly time don't forget to turn my poison on Oh wait, true. Remember that Singed I played against? That literally started the game 0 and 6 with 20 cs it was still actually kind of useful

[00:57:23] maybe that'll be me Let's play a Laoi.

[00:58:12] Wait, sure I gotta get to their base and just take my mid's wave. I mean, Ziggs bo's both scientists.

[00:59:02] Sup, Dennis? Soko, what's up? so I can't remember what he built. nearly time This boss is a great pick. Or isn't bad actually actually. Yeah, countermeasure.

[00:59:05] Hey, Yuumi!

[00:59:46] He's one of my four potions. so tell me how watch this I'm gonna mind game enemy team to fight amongst each other. How do we move before his bot lane?

[00:59:49] Like Jarvan, you've gotta be mad right?

[01:00:00] Right Jarvan? Dead double crabbed bro.

[01:00:07] The streets are saying it's Jungle Diff, bud. I'm gonna go to the right. I know

[01:00:36] So many people play Sinner?

[01:00:39] OI! Look at what they do Oh yeah!

[01:00:43] Look at what I do. Oh my god Let's see what this Sidge build is.

[01:01:15] Yandrys? Rylize. Rylai's. Will I get enough gold for that though?

[01:01:17] I might just go Rylai's first

[01:01:21] It's only game Why is it having to be meh To shake or not to shake?

[01:01:29] Hey big bro, I'm not mad we focus up.

[01:01:31] I've learned from the master

[01:01:33] I am kind of a problem big Tio.

[01:01:34] RUUU!

[01:01:41] Oh you're the Jarvis. What's going on?

[01:01:56] Now, here what happened. My mid laner asked me if I could pick him Singed and I picked it and he didn't play with me yeah no it appears It's nearly time. I'm dead. I'm dead. Wait, is Vlad getting buffed?

[01:02:52] No!

[01:02:53] Tell me anything about next patch.

[01:02:56] I don't give a shit.

[01:03:08] Gonna tilt me. I'm gonna be killing you Spree

[01:03:27] Sup Mashi How can Pikmi even exist?

[01:03:33] Can you swap players with a player?

[01:03:36] Like I said, I don't know bro.

[01:03:38] I take no responsibility for this one.

[01:03:49] I All I can say is that I was the one that was briefed. What? Close. So I don't have to do an LP for challenge or hide? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No sarcasm as well.

[01:04:44] Why don't you shoot them, dickbag. return to me so I'm gonna go mid lane.

[01:05:22] Mid laner inting.

[01:05:48] They're not what to win. I hear you. Not gonna happen, Wals.

[01:05:50] POSEC is up!

[01:05:53] I was kinda just nothing to do, I can't get the CS...

[01:05:59] ... so So their ally has been slain.

[01:06:15] Do I have a proxy? I don't think that's possible, Ed.

[01:06:19] I think we just do our best to survive.

[01:06:22] One death?

[01:06:24] One KDA? That's not even bad. Oh, my God. Marsup's up. so Mix, mix, swirl, mix.

[01:07:09] I love this stream! Thanks buddy. I hear you.

[01:07:21] Six grubs! I'm not holding the crit. We're uninformed. on my way He's actually boiling as fuck.

[01:08:12] No, shifflot.

[01:08:13] Ulic what's up?

[01:08:14] I'm gonna go get him.

[01:08:15] I'm going to kill him.

[01:08:16] I'm going to kill him.

[01:08:17] I'm going to kill him.

[01:08:18] I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him. so wait listen are there lad huh? I was gonna say my life for theirs has been worth it, but this Graves already shown that even if he gets a lead

[01:09:06] It doesn't matter. He's dogshit. It was my misfortune

[01:09:09] unfortunately

[01:09:12] Realistically both Graves and Miss Fortune had a lead early so they shouldn't have lost

[01:09:18] the 2v2 that led to Corki being strong.

[01:09:20] But again, it's see what I can do.

[01:09:30] I got W max second. you know what i'm doing so Sacks a synahad. it I'm running now hmm

[01:10:43] maybe the actual problem is that you're just ghosting like a fucking idiot

[01:10:47] okay go server summit I just feel like a fucking idiot. I hate this server so much.

[01:10:53] At mid top yapping...

[01:10:57] Champ select.

[01:11:02] I had Sina in the stream the whole time. My life's up. away so to shake take a piece of I'm not actually meeting FTP! Mix, mix, one more.

[01:12:41] Nice sup!

[01:12:45] Constant notion is so boring. I hear you. Something is wrong with you while ghosting?

[01:12:47] You're the serverless, wild and brainless?

[01:12:49] Dude...

[01:12:51] Fucking do it.

[01:12:53] I'm not doing anything.

[01:12:57] I don't know what's going on. What is wrong with you while ghosting? You're the surplus wild and brainless.

[01:12:57] Dude,

[01:13:00] fucking degenerates I've been playing with.

[01:13:03] Ghosting, whatever it isn't.

[01:13:05] These guys would ghost at any team.

[01:13:08] There's no value in same-team ghosting.

[01:13:16] At all. It's like... it's literally an IQ check.

[01:13:19] If like... if your teammates ever tell

[01:13:20] or ever show signs that they're ghosting a game

[01:13:23] like your own stream

[01:13:25] it just instantly loses the game

[01:13:26] because they don't care about winning regardless, if

[01:13:29] they cared about winning they wouldn't ghosting

[01:13:37] Rampage The fuck do these guys think they're going They're trying to leave me? Oh, you're not brotherly cork. He sucks!

[01:14:14] Ling has winrate actually like 47%, so he's mid lane

[01:14:18] Ling top lane is playable but he's actually a terrible champ now

[01:14:21] Legend what's up?

[01:14:26] Rumont starts at Heimer top, terrible.

[01:14:28] Does it feel too bad when Lillaheim has no position in the game. Terrible champ. Actually

[01:14:33] it was a Korean

[01:14:35] Heimer jungle player

[01:14:37] who was fucking goaded.

[01:14:40] Maybe Heimer jungles the play.

[01:14:55] That guy was dropping 20 kills every single game in challenger

[01:15:32] but truthfully i think he was scripting uh Hit, hit. Yeah, that Pamer guy.

[01:15:54] Unlegitimate. On my way! I'm legitimate. Drazen's getting goaded? Syndra starting. I think this chip's actually boring so is Did my poison kill warts? Oh, Senna auto-

[01:16:45] Do it! Ah.

[01:16:47] What the fuck? oh

[01:16:58] the zero gold bounty let's go baby An enemy is talking.

[01:17:17] Win, no This is why you never give up

[01:17:19] I hear you

[01:17:32] I hear you

[01:18:10] i've won harder games. I'm killing oracles. so There's no flash.

[01:18:35] If I get his bounty, I take over. Mix, mix, swirl, mix. Your team has destroyed a turret. me uh It's nearly time.

[01:19:16] An ally has been slain, an enemy has been slain, an enemy is caught! and

[01:19:25] ping me

[01:19:29] it was a lot A bit delusional, huh?

[01:19:43] Sir! I almost have two items.

[01:19:49] I don't know bro! If I get full build...

[01:19:51] ...I'm a real champ! They're laughing now, but we'll see who has the last laugh. so Is that a 50 Bison? Holy shit it's 50 Taisen! so is uh-oh Uh oh.

[01:21:34] Oh, she wasn't even chasing me.

[01:21:36] Oh well.

[01:21:38] Ah they went Cosmic Insight!

[01:21:40] Kill it.

[01:21:51] Well... well

[01:22:46] or no, excuse should be Cosmic Drive. so time That's a buzzkill. killed who vote obviously

[01:22:52] this guy's easy so don't dick and you win this game by the way.

[01:22:57] Like a better jungle wins, I dunno your bot lane didn't die?

[01:23:01] Right? You restarted the game 1-0 with enemy jungles

[01:23:04] You got double crap

[01:23:05] plus the full clear don't blame bro Mix, mix, well, mix.

[01:24:24] Fucking ulted for me! The enemy has been slain. so I'm rich! Oh, put out! Maybe I can carry! Follow me, Gold.

[01:24:25] I'm the Windrunner.

[01:24:30] You guys were here, never forget it.

[01:24:33] We're all witnesses. Jesus! to shake or not We're a good eye thing shoes. okay okay okay hmm

[01:25:40] i mean i'm gonna be three items. Nevermind, that's Mountain Soul. Oh, balls again.

[01:27:21] You idiot! you idiot I just gotta keep trying to take my fucking gold. so so your team has You'll see Fine Fine. I think I'm gonna have to go, what?

[01:27:23] Avoid?

[01:27:25] I kinda don't want to.

[01:27:27] I kinda don't care for this.

[01:27:34] I'll just drop the weapon I'm going to show up the right today.

[01:27:36] The Habitual D2 Big Brother Tyler or the Multi-Rule Multi Challenger Giga Chat

[01:27:38] Tone?

[01:27:39] The second one, right playing mind games.

[01:28:28] That's got be worth, babes! How am I like one of the most useful players on my team by the way? this is really good. You are so good.

[01:28:33] Shane people keep pulling you. Listen, you are so good. Golly!

[01:28:36] Shame people keep pulling you. so so um uh keep the bot wave I hear you. Let's see this.

[01:29:44] We had double TP,

[01:29:46] if they would have been on Baron?

[01:31:08] Oh my god! they would have been on baron fortunate might fortunate my supports dead weight they're gonna be killing reduction by the way Doesn't my ult have healing reduction? that's it there bro we steal these so I'll just cover some pits. On my way!

[01:31:17] Deadmantz? I'm working on it. Don't be noticing my slow going off in these fights, by the way. I know they got a lot of MR and they have triple mountain but... Maybe the team doesn't want to win. so Fine.

[01:32:01] Play for Elder.

[01:32:03] Have Flash.

[01:32:05] Go Flashh!

[01:32:07] He'll be back up.

[01:32:28] This is our moment our moment mine rhymes under them something something shaking I'm so fucking nervous.

[01:32:38] So nervous about this fight, I'm shaking literally in real life so so It's not my fault, I blame Graves. Not my fault, that's on Graves.

[01:33:25] That was a winnable fight. Your inhibitor has been destroyed. oh What's Braves doing?

[01:33:59] He...

[01:34:02] Trying to one shot somebody

[01:34:06] I'm not sure

[01:34:10] I did all I could

[01:34:11] that's all I know

[01:34:12] I did all my things. We'll get the next one.

[01:34:35] Really down 2,000 gold at one point.

[01:34:52] Before that last fight we were down like 3k let me bet It'll be blue side the next three games? Oh well.

[01:35:13] My teammates shouldn't have yapped me in champ select, or threatened to grief like I give a flying fuck. What's up?

[01:35:14] Give me that sub, brother.

[01:35:27] ... you're driving that T on Draven your team tries less as in a heart happens

[01:35:29] hard to win that by the way i mean we were down 8 000 gold it was three and eight

[01:35:35] our top was 3-8 midwest 2-6 not like they were trying enemy team was just equally as bad.

[01:36:28] Masuna, I don't know what that is. and if right now is a whole yeah she is That's always good. I mean, that was a time she was weak recently. recently

[01:36:47] only it's only a game. See?

[01:36:49] What's up, big team?

[01:36:51] It's my birthday today and no one

[01:36:53] remembered really

[01:36:55] but the stream is making it better.

[01:36:56] Nice.

[01:37:00] From one young 29-year-old to another thank you for the stream boy.

[01:37:01] Hey.

[01:37:03] Can everybody say happy birthday?

[01:37:05] To... Sultan1995. Happy birthday, Sultan1995

[01:37:08] Happy Birthday, sultan1995

[01:37:12] We didn't forget about you man. We love you over here

[01:37:16] Mr. Wap This is a flop.

[01:37:24] Oh, look at that, bro! Frickin' heck yeah! Frickin' heck yeah.

[01:37:30] Friggin' heck yeah!

[01:38:56] Friggin' heck yeah! Samurai, what up? are you showing the graph for I'm not ashamed of the way I played't know. Wait, do you think I topped the charts in anything? forget so I stopped asking for forgiveness, cause you should know only portrait would be a joke. Dope as fuckin' down baby, playing to win!

[01:39:00] The most control wards bought on my team!

[01:39:04] Let's go, boys!

[01:39:07] Look at that. I tripled

[01:39:09] the second highest player

[01:39:11] on my team.

[01:39:12] Look at that.

[01:39:24] Goat Look at that. Tell me who else can do that. I told you, I'm getting grief from my team. oh bro excuse our as shit today though

[01:40:15] Is the game that dead? I think that did. so a lot of games you play satanic play Slatonic.

[01:40:34] Probably on low priority, except...

[01:41:01] I'm honor level 3. so I can't remember if top queues were faster or not.

[01:41:01] We played a little bit later i mean bro maybe today tuesday

[01:41:11] hey there's what's up?

[01:41:13] What's your other account? I think it's like Otter1.

[01:41:21] ... go there accountable get go with that account people get off work slash school

[01:41:37] it's okay bro

[01:41:58] so It's okay, bro. What'd you do in the Olympics? 100 meter dash.

[01:42:02] I'm quick.

[01:42:17] I got speed, I can do shot put. I got strike.

[01:42:19] I can do long jump slash high jump.

[01:42:20] I got a vertical.

[01:42:25] I don't have stamina though. I can swim. What do you mean, I can't swim?

[01:42:46] That was racially motivated! I never said I couldn't swim.

[01:42:53] I can swim. Not forever, but I can swim. We'll be right back. all ap and my support has flash heal support playing.

[01:43:27] No response? I'm for fun, bro.

[01:43:28] Who is support playing?

[01:43:30] Who does support play?

[01:43:32] No response? I'm for fun.

[01:43:57] Soraka! pass Actually, this is good that I actually picked Smolder. Draven would have been completely useless against Zero Yumi with Soraka.

[01:44:00] It's actually a good pick

[01:44:12] actually sleeper lane though it is better than fucking just like slowly losing with Draven.

[01:44:19] Like trying to force even though it's unforceable.

[01:44:24] Hey what's up Oh, a Burr bot. I have no idea

[01:44:47] Dude, people keep mentioning

[01:44:51] This ITV Plus

[01:44:53] Rewards...I don't know what this is

[01:44:55] I have no idea. I'm going to try and get the We're around here anyway.

[01:45:23] They really good on Smolder? I think one of the best I've seen

[01:45:25] on an A

[01:45:27] Thank you, wait why do i have D. Ray? Oops! Oh well.

[01:45:29] Um... thank you bro. Do you mind telling me

[01:45:33] who you've seen better on another region? Cause I would

[01:45:37] argue that I'm the best smolder in the world.

[01:45:41] And again, there's been discussions about that in several different podcasts I've watched.

[01:45:47] Who is a better smolder than T1? And honestly everybody says me. I'm making a stack here for sure watch this Everyone's mine. I'm sitting here.

[01:46:27] Do you see anything going up there?

[01:46:31] GG, we lost.

[01:46:32] GG we lost!

[01:46:35] I greased it. GG go next, game over

[01:46:38] Oh that would be a fast one

[01:46:41] FFF15, I don't give a shit i'm never trying I

[01:47:05] So sky did that fringe shake- shit but didn't get a kill.

[01:47:07] It's actually huge.

[01:47:11] He loses buffs though nevermind.

[01:47:37] That was smart from last game. there's no more dragon Oh, this shit is playing worse.

[01:47:49] No mods?

[01:47:59] Mods? Hotch? HOTCH!

[01:48:41] Oh, my god. now i'm getting pissed off uh yeah my editors start doing better once I caught him out do we need some uh

[01:49:04] you know uh mod uh you know clinton so Yeah. Still shape up, They're kind of slacking.

[01:49:18] I'm not stacking for shit.

[01:49:21] Where you can pay them?

[01:49:24] First of all, already paid them exposure.

[01:49:27] Secondly, why pay them when there's some fucking...

[01:49:31] ...white knight losers in the chat that'll do it for free? Plus then again... free.

[01:49:37] Plus, then again... Some people just like the power of being a mod

[01:49:39] Like a powertrip

[01:50:40] I'm planning to TP back here. so yes I can actually get that stack. When someone says Wuju, I think of He1 Mod one mod not mastery that's the power of exposure it's true so I don't forget to have a shake, I better be careful. Hey!

[01:51:25] Pretty fuck you took all that?

[01:51:30] Fuck bro. has been slain so has been slain Bro, is this fucking Yuffie bullshit not going for a little bit of shit by the way? is oh what's that I'm kind of battling out

[01:53:19] my back is so terrible though i haven't got any gold. Pay the marks

[01:53:20] Wtf these neckbeards working at home and a remote working fucking off from their actual job on a power trip to ban some

[01:53:28] comments and shit like that's real

[01:53:31] real effort is that they can breathe while 500 pounds fuck you more damn bro

[01:53:37] tell us how you really feel.

[01:54:05] I don't know what happened, but Zyria got the full HP. So we gotta reset. oh has been slinging

[01:54:15] what's up?

[01:54:33] I don't think you are doing it bro. I smell people. Lost a lot of CS there, but oh well. huh the pale dragon does whatever you feel like Forever.

[01:55:51] It is what it is, her Flax is about to come out she doesn't die or come up and she doesn't die so so Oh, the camera already sounds so far. Can we go now?

[01:55:55] Well this bot has to be crazy.

[01:55:58] It is. well the bot has to be crazy why it is

[01:56:20] like 15 cs I'm gonna go to the bottom. On him is in those gifts, sup sup.

[01:56:34] That's a dumb death.

[01:58:09] Perhaps we do nothing, Soraka. There's so much room! Oh, I don't know. home. There's no play here Shut down. uh so oh god damn it

[01:58:15] that guy's not gonna die either.

[01:58:22] I hope Zeri doesn't die... at my PDG my pgg oh

[01:58:46] to be honest we should'm not sure what top lane's sooner.

[01:58:51] Oh, okay.

[01:58:52] Maybe I don't watch that.

[02:00:15] Okay. oh an ally has been This whole like last, like five minutes has been just disgusting. I think that's a good idea. off sooner. Guess that doesn't help. your turret has been destroyed what's up hunger white guy what's up hunger white guy, what's up? I gotta work on my landing

[02:02:05] Oh I'm actually stacking pretty terrible. so Finally got 125. so I'm sitting dead. there spring um I see it. Play for stacks!

[02:02:07] What you building this game?

[02:02:09] I've had a good back. Your turret has been destroyed.

[02:02:25] Overall, would you recommend me play top lane? Garen if you're new to the game.

[02:02:30] Easiest by far.

[02:02:58] Play top, play Garen. easiest by far play top play gear so Borg's good too?

[02:03:26] Meh. That was forgivable. I'm going to try and get the first one. an ally has been slain Fine.

[02:04:53] You're coming to the spawn lane! so I'm playing Smolder,awk for the FF. I was born to rule them all. so so I'm not fortunate.

[02:05:00] Wonder why Mark's mad? Fuuuush! so Yeah, whatever happened bot lane?

[02:05:16] The whole bot sequence was just disgusting.

[02:05:20] And so they're not gonna come bot ever.

[02:05:22] They just don gonna come bot ever they

[02:05:25] just don't combine so so Perfect.

[02:06:02] Absolutely perfect, we've bought infinite time to scale. The win is ours! Play a little weak?

[02:06:33] Yeah, that's a really bad game. so I Don't drop's safe this game. How freaking toxic. Getting there. Kinda. oh We don't gotta fight next dragon. I dunno.

[02:07:57] Dude, this build is actually really bad...

[02:08:01] So i'm not sure it matters if I get my stacks or not.

[02:08:06] Gonna be honest. I think the essence builds better

[02:08:27] when you go trinity you don't do any damage i swear to god he did no damage

[02:08:32] it like feels bad to build a crit after. oh I'm really doing this!

[02:08:58] Oh, overall revenue.

[02:09:04] Electricity! Energy double kill! so I'll carry. Can we replace Soraka? I don't know where we picked this at.

[02:09:22] Oh, there's a good chance of that. You gonna play Soraka? I don't know where we picked this at.

[02:09:37] This guy's an AD main. Auto-filled... Those guys in AD, man.

[02:09:40] Auto-filled Hoobit Thraka.

[02:09:44] Mark! Stop FFing!

[02:09:48] ... At least I didn't end up in the tree again.

[02:09:54] I know it's you Mark, stop! stop everything's mine to play with

[02:10:12] roll up

[02:10:16] page

[02:10:20] drive out page

[02:10:28] came on

[02:10:29] what might not emotional players today so joke Oh, I'm so lucky. Showtime baby! Yes! Yes, I think she's gonna go bro. Hey! Oh, Tommy's like cat or something. understandable so so Oh, fun game!

[02:12:50] These games today are hitting.

[02:12:52] I gotta tell ya, these are entertaining! I'm gonna try to win the next one.

[02:13:13] I mean, yes

[02:13:15] if there's not like retarded shit

[02:13:17] happening in champ select.

[02:13:19] It's not like I'm trying to lose these games

[02:13:22] it's that my teammates are

[02:13:23] typing or locking in the dumbest shit.

[02:13:26] So I'm like, whatever, let's lose.

[02:13:28] Like, I just can't fuck today.

[02:13:30] I don't care, man.

[02:13:38] First game of the day, I tried. First game today, I did try by the way. Even this game we were up. good span Good, Span. or even start playing league i'm not sure do the math i've been playing since late season one one help you years i'm a young 29 when i was 16. Set up look at that age i would sit

[02:15:23] at the kid we had this like round kitchen table and i had a kitchen chair so you want your kid to play league for 13 years i mean if they were happy like i've been these past 13 years very happy Very happy. that it feels right

[02:16:26] i have no idea and jim but thanks for the 232

[02:16:30] kind of questions that therapist bro

[02:16:41] i think the floor people are done downstairs actually finish that fast as

[02:16:44] fuck actually finished that fast as fuck just the rocks bad girl Is there in the day 03 or start 03?

[02:17:22] Start 03.

[02:17:25] Fuck! Fuck. second My job is harder than them guys installing floors.

[02:18:04] Do you enjoy being unk status? I feel like u slash your community has been way more chill these past two to three years

[02:18:20] they're being uncensitive like you're...

[02:18:23] It doesn't, yes. It doesn't matter to me bro.

[02:18:27] Ah!

[02:18:31] ... so they are i suck i agree What is this Apple shit, by the way? You guys are right. What is this apple shit, by the way?

[02:19:06] You guys are right.

[02:19:06] What is this garbage?

[02:19:27] Rewards enabled on channel. do i just why do i have this party

[02:19:32] what the f can i disable this card okay it's disabled why did that randomly get enabled by the way so oh they forced it on everyone apple paying big money!

[02:20:00] Wait, it actually doesn't let me disable it.

[02:20:05] Disable it? disable it go back to the page it's re-enabled three subs no

[02:20:27] fucking annoys me getting in the chat box bro i'm not getting paid for that bullshit I removed it.

[02:20:46] It should have went away.

[02:20:53] No, I didn't. He's swapping with me, I think. so hmm

[02:21:26] I learned this is the same

[02:21:28] jinx from the last top game iq top i q top this game It's only a game. Why would you have to be mad?

[02:21:51] Do you count your macros and micros in your food?

[02:21:55] What do you think bro?

[02:21:56] Or do you just eat what you want?

[02:21:59] I eat whatever the f-

[02:22:05] Fuck! I want... Fuck I won.

[02:22:10] But allow me. so

[02:22:22] garen wasn't banned you know i actually kind of like the Garrett against Vlad matchup. of forced reality

[02:22:47] trade shorter tentacles for 20 damage back

[02:22:57] not sure.

[02:23:06] Garen almost loses to zero matchups?

[02:23:39] Not my Garen! My Garen's losing a lot to three but that's all right you have top I kind of think

[02:23:39] they're going to lane swap

[02:23:40] I think it's

[02:23:41] those guys display top swap i think it's i think it's

[02:24:08] well this guy does play top but i think it's my top was Alright, let's see how miserable... Why does my Jinx have Hail of Blades, brother?

[02:24:12] So I did brother. So, I... I?

[02:24:24] No, I feel like it's like lose Welcome to Summoner's Red.

[02:24:29] I feel like it is losing today, I'm not gonna lie. A lot.

[02:24:36] 30 seconds until minions spawn

[02:25:11] like i swear to god i wasn't planning on it today but first game cooked me in the brain I'm going to try and get the first one. life is the sweetness of sleep and the joy of battle

[02:25:15] i think my missile got actually shattered.

[02:25:27] I don't know if that's worth.

[02:25:32] Point flip level 1?

[02:25:33] How do I get two grass props?

[02:25:37] She win!

[02:25:40] Hellblades last game in smurf? Alright, I'm a believer then.

[02:26:47] Oh no I was unfamiliar with your game, I apologize. so this is a great game i have right side Let's see, I'm pretty sure that was an outplug window character.

[02:26:58] He has ignite? I'm gonna go.

[02:27:08] Yo, what is going on with my padding by the way?

[02:27:37] Yo, what was that whole sequence? Today is Doom, Riot Blattler's your account? let's just say that's what it is so uh it's

[02:28:13] need to be five minutes I get kicked here up outplayable

[02:28:33] Nice keys, but I would i've been tryingX and it's been, like I see less results on this map.

[02:29:25] But then again, I think I've lost 7 straight Alawi games at this point. Wow, that attack speed is really fast Oh Has no sums!

[02:30:42] Really resetting here? I mean he's gonna have a nice buy. We can somehow kill him even I think it's as little damage that I can. I'll out-skill him. This guy's kinda using that W w he doesn't like the flat now enemy has been slain uh Nice flash to just came back up. Actually, he has Lucidity Boots so yeah. My name is Alaskan.

[02:32:07] Expecting this lag too much that what's happening

[02:32:16] is that it oh No, Amar is bait.

[02:32:39] Amars a terrible- it's just terrible.

[02:32:42] Rushing early Amara has no purpose unless you're playing against an AP assassin like LeBlanc. That's it.

[02:32:52] That shit's actual ass.

[02:33:02] I think I'm another AP assassin, Welser is an AP assassin. X?

[02:33:03] Akali- aka Akali doesn't count. That champ's fucked up.

[02:33:19] Evelynn? Okay, Evelynn MR's bad.

[02:33:23] MR's good against Fizz!

[02:33:27] Even if I die, I'm dying in emotion.

[02:33:37] Fuck my life bro, can't click for shit. Oh fuck. This guy... this guy

[02:33:59] behind man um Bro, actually...

[02:34:31] Like, Alou is not a fun champ to game. actually

[02:34:37] Like allow is not a fun champ to gain it's wild

[02:35:24] But i'm like getting camped by any jungler almost every Alawi game. The ally has been slain. um but an ally has been seen i mean i don't think these E's are possible to hit. is so There's a Barber J hitting him. I think that literally just yoinked the build.

[02:36:24] Whatever counts as a gain.

[02:36:27] Alright, this guy's summoner spells are down for a third time anytime

[02:36:40] if i hate something, I just see it.

[02:36:42] If I want something, I just see it.

[02:36:53] Yo thank you super. Bot lane winning though?

[02:37:00] Nope.

[02:38:52] You have two dragons though! That falls off true. No, see? The sea is the life of battle. so so um Big damage. Oh, shit. Close. Danny, what's up? I'm big to that sub as well. You have Dart Seal?

[02:38:55] No Dart Seal. Wild as hell. Why does this rexite just chill in that bush? I think I went sword last minute.

[02:39:45] The hell blades tech? so This is good for us. This is 29 to actual.

[02:40:50] Good job guys, we got this. We the win. WE are the best! Your team has destroyed turret. You will be.

[02:41:01] I'm horrible at this, dang it! I don't know what to do... okay i'll keep 1v9ing so we've laughed so so so I don't know if that guy's ult is back up. That was... Now.

[02:42:40] I'm gonna skip boots.

[02:42:52] Sir Yikes, please shut the fuck up.

[02:42:59] You almost synapsed you guys?

[02:43:03] I've never been synapse in my life and I never will be

[02:43:07] Do you know the fact that Larry's a range top?

[02:43:08] I'll see ya in 8 hours bro

[02:43:09] Move ahead and bait me for that dumbass comet

[02:43:13] Actually

[02:43:14] The only options are between 4 and 12 So so i'm gonna hit through that 12 hours is Jesus. This is the first lesson

[02:43:52] and get some Yep.

[02:44:03] Oh boy, well here's Baron! Oh boy, so you wanna be so uh I could have maybe gotten a Sunderprom off of...

[02:44:56] Vlad just got 2,000 gold.

[02:45:00] Shut down from... 2 000 gold shutdown from

[02:45:21] okay i'm gonna say it again my teammates are comically dog with leaps Leads. Says you, I'm good with leads.

[02:45:24] When i get em. There's no says you. I don't see death cap and almost void I'm gonna have to do a blue lead at 5-0-0? Oh Ah That was not valid. Oh

[02:46:33] Bullshit man Dude Dude, like, give me an E!

[02:46:42] Like, bullshit!

[02:46:52] Oh. No way you missed!

[02:47:05] Missed by a mile.

[02:47:06] Sorry, T1.

[02:47:07] You're dog shit. Oh! shit I'm gonna get that love for me one last time.

[02:47:33] Did he eat? I'm gonna eat you. I'm pissy today, Kevin. thank you so I'm gonna E on Vlad so I killed him when he was W'd.

[02:48:15] Top gap.

[02:48:19] Oh you big T, I know!

[02:48:21] You're gonna tell me guys

[02:48:23] I'm aware when I play well. Don't worry.

[02:49:01] Okay. so for this this. Scout, what up?

[02:49:03] I have an 8

[02:49:05] and usually I even have my protein but

[02:49:08] the fucking floor guys had

[02:49:10] the kitchen blocked off

[02:49:12] and also protein-less uh is so so I don't care guys. uh Hold that for me, bud. so That's...

[02:51:06] I got really good like this guy's saving his ult for something impressive

[02:51:23] red side game how are you losing i'm not We are born to fight. We have a dream to find.

[02:51:37] The only way is to stay alive.

[02:51:50] I feel so bad for his aim. Act like i'm completely griefing the game, I still... I'm still 1-7-10. so uh unstoppable A terrific Tonka Pee.

[02:52:43] I gotta eat.

[02:52:45] I gotta go get food.

[02:52:54] Are they even cramming? I think I'm cranky.

[02:52:55] I actually think I'm cranky.

[02:53:04] I like my sailor roo.

[02:53:09] I love solo queue.

[02:53:10] You suck,

[02:53:11] I bet you do.

[02:53:11] Get back. Get back!

[02:53:13] Suck!

[02:53:21] No way!

[02:53:28] Bro! Dude

[02:53:32] These floor guys came and did our floors.

[02:53:35] Remember, a year ago I talked about our floor guys doing the floors?

[02:53:41] And then...

[02:53:43] Excuse me, they were bad so we had to get them replaced. They came back a year later

[02:53:46] they just did them all

[02:53:48] two days less than 48 hours

[02:53:50] they moved everything

[02:53:52] themselves

[02:53:53] they removed all of the old floor they put

[02:53:58] down to the new floor here's the big thing

[02:54:02] they moved everything back by themselves.

[02:54:08] I just walked

[02:54:09] up there, everything was

[02:54:11] back! Bro,

[02:54:13] I thought I had to move it back by myself

[02:54:14] like we did last time.

[02:54:17] Holy five I'm trying to move it back by myself like we did last time. Holy fives, dude!

[02:54:19] And I said this before.

[02:54:20] Okay, I'm not, like, being...

[02:54:22] Trying to do race or anything like that.

[02:54:24] Bro, Mexican workers are goaded.

[02:54:28] They work their asses off?

[02:54:31] They do the job?

[02:54:32] You can tell they're not even miserable doing it?

[02:54:35] Bro,

[02:54:36] It's crazy every time

[02:54:41] we hire them they do everything

[02:54:43] 100% try hard

[02:54:45] they don't scam you

[02:54:46] they work their asses off, like 10 hours a day, 8am to 4pm only positive.

[02:54:55] Oh my God.

[02:54:57] That is brightening my me going down there and seeing like the kitchen table,

[02:55:00] And the chairs, and the couch back where they're supposed to be.

[02:55:04] Unbelievable bro!

[02:55:06] 500 star review?

[02:55:09] I gotta find out more about

[02:55:11] these guys.

[02:55:12] I would personally tip these guys

[02:55:14] so much. Unreal!

[02:55:17] Wow!

[02:55:20] Wow! Wow! Wow.

[02:55:31] Wow! I was going to win, now watch me on the play.

[02:56:25] I was going to win, now watch me on the play. so I was doing it when I watched me on. so all in when i show up I'm living it. I'm living today digging up my grave.

[02:56:29] Eating all the pizza that I play.

[02:56:32] Getting face when I step off into place.

[02:56:35] I was born and went in the United States.

[02:56:41] I was born and raised in the United States.

[02:57:42] I was born and raised in the United States. so so so so. How could you ever love me?

[02:57:45] You don't even see me I'm hanging around, wasting time

[02:57:48] Hoping that you will drop by I don't know what to start, but I'm willing to try.

[02:58:02] Even if you push me under...

[02:58:05] Nothing.

[02:58:06] Well, I'm not gonna lie that brightened my mood.

[02:58:09] Holy fuck.

[02:58:39] Say the words, say, say the words... Holy fuck. Oh, nothing's gonna stop this feeling Wow. I can't- when's the last time that, like, service makes you happy?

[02:58:44] Wow.

[02:58:51] Wow. wow sent the riskiest text ever wish me luck on your birthday bro I got canes coming

[02:59:16] True

[02:59:25] I was gonna try it loud one more time True.

[02:59:28] I was gonna try it live one more time.

[02:59:36] I think they're not such a better champion. and every feeling I'm not feeding nothing gonna stop

[02:59:38] this feeling

[02:59:39] just say the word

[02:59:41] say,

[02:59:41] say the word

[02:59:42] bro

[02:59:44] and no

[02:59:45] I went to a Mexican restaurant me and Kayla went to a Mexican restaurant. Me and Kayla went to a

[02:59:48] Mexican restaurant after we watched Deadpool

[02:59:50] and Wolverine by the way.

[02:59:51] He's back by the way. Dude!

[02:59:56] Polite food came out in 10 minutes!

[03:00:00] Steaming hot, fresh delicious. Bro!

[03:00:06] Oh I meant Marvel's back sorry

[03:00:08] I'm so used to saying DC is back because of Black Adam

[03:00:18] Which by the way...

[03:00:20] What happened to that? Remember after I watched Black Adam

[03:00:24] I came on stream and was like DC's back!

[03:00:28] DC'S BACK! DC's dead.

[03:00:33] DC was in fact not

[03:00:35] back after that. Thank you. You were at the Mexican place?

[03:00:56] I'm really picky, so I get a

[03:00:58] La Carne Grande

[03:01:01] or like a steak burrito.

[03:01:04] But I get only steak, rice and lettuce in it.

[03:01:09] Notice that the rice on the outside...

[03:01:11] So it all kind of falls apart because there's no like sauce is let's start cream no.

[03:01:50] Well, Kayla got this like, but I mean it was like a thick chicken soup.

[03:02:01] There was so much chicken in it!

[03:02:03] It was this this big right?

[03:02:06] Filled to the bottom

[03:02:08] Like $14

[03:02:10] I actually still have it in the fridge

[03:02:31] Oh Are you guys 50-50 on the food bill? what do you think?

[03:02:32] You answer that.

[03:02:37] Come on.

[03:02:50] Actually, you know what?

[03:02:52] Kayla did pay for it.

[03:03:04] Because she had taken out my card to buy something else and left it at home so she only had her car. So actually by technicality this one time Kayla paid for the movie and dinner or lunch to be fair I want to question do you think a 50-50 on first date of the guy who has to pay?

[03:03:35] I mean, I'd pay.

[03:03:40] But...

[03:03:44] I don't know, it depends who asked, I guess.

[03:03:53] You're rich with exposure but even when I was younger I would pay. And if I didn't have the money

[03:03:55] I just wouldn't ask about a date

[03:03:57] We'd go like...

[03:03:59] for a walk or something

[03:04:01] I don't know You wanna go to the batting cages that's like two dollars so

[03:04:23] educators are 30? What?!

[03:04:25] Mind you can bring your own bat and helmet!

[03:04:29] And then, just gotta put quarters in.

[03:04:33] ... Thank you. oh I don't know what DOS is, bossy.

[03:05:10] Vaticators have always been the go-to they're cheap!

[03:05:15] There ain't no way it's 30 bucks.

[03:05:17] Two people?

[03:05:24] Batting cages, putt-putt golf.

[03:05:26] Boom. Easy.

[03:05:51] The dream date trust me i think I think I'm on the same page. Today nothing changed, but you look back and everything's different? True.

[03:05:55] I think it's Camille Topp so I'm going...

[03:05:59] ...Alawi allowing

[03:06:03] it's not camille top go next I think I'm overdosing.

[03:06:25] SELTA, you're lying. MrBeast canceled? Jesus who's next?

[03:06:31] Crazy times.

[03:06:34] Not me I hope.

[03:06:37] Not me.

[03:06:42] Special thanks to Spikington Subs brother! special else I get to subs brother is that we're gonna let that mexican workers talk slide what do you mean i said that they are the they are consistently the hardest working

[03:07:08] most efficient honest workers I've ever had.

[03:07:24] It's like, it's not the same every time. We get a different one like for the movie room they did that

[03:07:26] our floors they did that

[03:07:35] kitchen renovation they did that.

[03:07:39] Lawn care! They do it perfect.. Fuck what's up

[03:08:00] True

[03:08:01] Who fucked the floor

[03:08:06] The first time

[03:08:07] We think it was

[03:08:09] a company that provided the floorboard because a lot of them came cracked I don't know why

[03:08:20] Why you got me needing you

[03:08:23] In my eyes

[03:08:26] Plus Omar?

[03:08:28] Ha!

[03:08:29] Hey, plus...

[03:08:33] Omar works his ass off

[03:08:35] he gets Kayla's

[03:08:37] you know, Facebook Marketplace

[03:08:40] He brings his truck to our house and takes our trash occasionally. so I got it. so welcome to summoner's rift so so Minions have spawned. What happened?

[03:10:11] What happened? How the fuck did we kill somebody?

[03:10:15] My entire team was top-. What the fuck just happened?

[03:10:23] It was a 5v4 top? Wait, really?

[03:10:32] You're gonna have to watch the replay Wait did some crazy shit happen?

[03:10:36] It was a fucking brawl you're dumb That guy's doing it. I value truth uh I Hey, you could have given me that kill.

[03:11:45] And you were dead either way. I was level 3. so I don't think I could have outplayed that.

[03:12:10] That was a little bit too low hp

[03:12:23] 7 cs on three waves killing spree oh I'm blocking. Even if I die,

[03:13:26] I die in peace.

[03:13:29] Oh! if i die

[03:13:37] this guy's name mean

[03:13:51] old god item Old God items? up

[03:13:58] it's sussing with my

[03:14:01] part i'm you to fall.

[03:14:47] That was actually a crispy bite! bite Wait, why the fuck is my Warwick level 3 with three camps? Where's our Carmel? Can I leave?

[03:14:50] There's a Camille left. Can I leave?

[03:14:57] Camille left!

[03:15:01] Where's Camille? Oh no I'm gonna go for the

[03:15:06] rage quitter Rage quits are so funny bro.

[03:15:22] I love rage quits.

[03:15:24] She died like that and left.

[03:15:26] Like, bro...

[03:15:32] AHHHHH!

[03:15:35] And she actually just laughed!

[03:15:39] She typed man after she died the second time.

[03:15:43] Holy shit, we got a rare sub 15 win!

[03:15:50] Let's watch this Vaude. What the fuck just happened?

[03:16:09] Haha oh that guy was not gonna have a good time just left take me higher oh, take me higher take me higher

[03:16:11] yeah

[03:16:13] take me higher

[03:16:17] Odds payout! It was a rage quit not a leave

[03:16:21] rage quits get paid all right what happened okay so i was afk

[03:16:27] you guys tried to five-man top.

[03:16:31] Oh!

[03:16:32] He won this?

[03:16:34] Oh! The Vlad from last game, you guys are fucking terrible.

[03:16:44] Watch this guy rage quit.

[03:16:47] Alright so this guy gets 1v1'd.

[03:17:01] Okay... I'm stacked! Okay, that was a hack.

[03:17:05] Which to be fair I'm pretty sure use this one. It's noob on the slave....

[03:17:37] ...

[03:17:41] And it actually leaves the game. You don't see rage quits because like your teammates get reduced lp bro

[03:17:50] it's better to stay this game was over yeah but people that never happens to me

[03:18:04] I took his match history Yeah, but people... That never happens to me.

[03:18:06] Let's check his match history.

[03:18:15] I mean, really?

[03:18:19] He actually won a lot of games recently.

[03:18:23] He just... he really left! That's crazy!

[03:18:31] ... Respect. Respect. so Hany at combo. Henniak combo, that's it. I don't eat the coleslaw.

[03:19:21] I'm too lazy to change

[03:19:22] the order.

[03:19:38] ... I don't eat the sauce, I hate it. Disgusting. disgusting Yeah, I said it's disgusting. You heard me. The TILTER!

[03:20:12] IT IS 50 GIFTED

[03:20:15] SUBSCRIPTIONS!

[03:20:21] WOW! Wow First gate worthless First game,

[03:20:36] before it was...

[03:20:39] Didn't

[03:20:39] didn't matter.

[03:20:46] Also, I was eating

[03:20:48] so I showed

[03:20:50] champ select. Sorry.

[03:21:00] I was eating and they ghost banned two of my teammates, Hubbers.

[03:21:44] I told you why. is Why'd you fuck yourself, Johnny? No. 4-5 dodge to get target target man, I hope you...

[03:21:58] 29 bro. no problem I know.

[03:22:26] I'm sorry.

[03:22:32] I'm doing this guy. I'm desperate to feel more alive.

[03:22:36] The character really upset at me, and I apologize.

[03:22:38] It was my fault!

[03:22:39] I was eating a delicious

[03:22:46] chicken tender and I didn't hide champ select. I'm sorry!

[03:22:48] You did not eat the rest or else

[03:22:50] I'm gonna get sleepy

[03:23:30] I'm going to put it way over there. so Cat, why we all act our age? Like everybody that just spammed- GAH! Type your age right now. Type your age.

[03:23:33] Type your age and I'll wear your band.

[03:23:42] Ugh... type your age now or you're banned 27 like brother you're 27 years old in a virtual online chat room another grown man stands up and turns around you're saying

[03:23:51] gat at 27. 27 are fucking kidding me? Society's cooked, bro. hop so I'm not Mithabisha.

[03:24:44] Are you gonna play Urgot? If Illaoi is not playable, I'm going Urgot. Or blind, I'm going Urgot. so so Thank you. Well...

[03:25:37] I'm not using skin.

[03:25:41] ... Do you want to read this against 10 subs?

[03:25:51] Red.

[03:25:52] Revere, what's up?

[03:25:53] Sooner, mungi- majeed?

[03:25:54] There goes sub. I'm sorry. I don't know how many times I've said that word in the chat. Revere, what's up?

[03:25:55] Sooner Majid

[03:25:57] I think that was subs

[03:25:57] Okay so I gotta watch this. I have, Hanzaro.

[03:26:53] If enemy Ezreal is a Turkish pro player, you will lose! Welcome to Summoner's Rift.

[03:27:03] Cool, Tyler Hype let me win!

[03:27:06] Why should we be careful for steam?

[03:27:08] 30 seconds until minions spawn.

[03:27:19] Only what move, only what live, it's only what lives.

[03:27:22] It's only what moves, it's only what lives.

[03:27:24] It's only what moves, it's only what lives.

[03:27:27] You're a 35 year old boomer with a broccoli zoomer haircut

[03:27:33] hate me because you ain't me brother i hate it back This ends one of two ways.

[03:28:01] They run, or I break them. that freaky ass kaisa on about

[03:28:07] oh he's dead leaf community is dead twitch viewers dead

[03:30:39] what is wrong with the generation Switch viewer is dead. plus one grassasp Brock for me, you shit. Why did you do that? Well that sucks. You are not young! so so the ocean is Man, if that played out a little bit differently. I should have slammed right away. uh This guy didn't reset, Kha'Zix just showed bot. Oh my god, he missed so much of that. He's saying just stay staying as pressure. lesson

[03:30:58] guys reaching the middle like a

[03:31:05] motherfucker make cynical slander My tentacles slammed into a flame? I think that was just bugged,

[03:31:07] because if they're in range, you're supposed to slam.

[03:31:09] It's a bug when they change the way

[03:31:11] her tentacle sizes are.

[03:31:13] So when I hit my E there it should have sl- they should have slammed

[03:31:16] but it didn't until I W'd it. Doesn't make any sense.

[03:31:24] ... uh It is the storm that is life.

[03:31:43] That kills!

[03:31:47] That...is a bit crazy, isn't it?

[03:32:34] Hotness uh It was a grass proc. let's begin again I hate poppy. I hate how poppy plays Hate that bullshit. so Shut up, you. uh so uh uh Not bad. I don't know if there's any way out, my wave was about to... Oh, I could have maybe flashed differently.

[03:34:23] What if I flash different like towards... Where was I at right here? I don't know actually.

[03:34:30] Maybe it's unlivable.

[03:34:44] ... I was gonna watch as healthy for this Missouri estate true lost hoops I lost two plates to that yank by the enemy jungler?

[03:34:52] That feels good, man. I I I guess i'm kidding that doesn't count I need to hold this. little Now! Got it.

[03:36:04] Let's get him! We don't play with fanboys! These games are so annoying actually.

[03:36:12] Fuck I lose another plate.

[03:36:18] And now, I'm actually just behind.

[03:36:23] Up 30 CS. So by the the way, if you move Jungle from this game...

[03:36:26] You know what happens? This puppy's down two plates, 40 CS and got s- after she got solo killed.

[03:36:33] The game is completely over.

[03:36:35] So retarded.

[03:36:44] Like actually, if you were to look at the gold differential just because they have a Team game? I don't think it's a team game, bro.

[03:37:04] When was the last time you've seen my jungle and my lane on any role I-I-I played?

[03:37:10] Warwick, last game, ganked top lane when she was dead.

[03:37:14] What else? There's none! Same.

[03:37:33] That guy has like 800 gold on me,

[03:37:37] I'll return it. Oh, I missed the O-Wars it's only here I should fill up. the food false lasian i mean real real this game is lost.

[03:38:33] I sorta got like...

[03:38:35] Because these Allali matchups are actually soooo free! so I think Urgot, okay, Urgot this is like a bad example.

[03:39:00] Urgot doesn't do anything in this game. let's just lose harder uh I mean she's this guy doesn't deserve to be at play.

[03:39:30] Dude's retarded.

[03:40:20] Who's gonna ban me, I don't care. so so Even if I die, I'm still on my bootlegs. We can sub for that. I'm gonna try to get the He's even strong. Like, what do we even do this game? They must be tested to blow. Your plays as of later are kinda off.

[03:41:21] Brother, I was up 40 cs solo killed with two plates the game was just done

[03:41:30] enemy jungle comes top lane i lose 20cs and poppy gets a kill worth of plates no bro there's nothing else it's just

[03:41:37] jungle the vortex is I think both teams are all AD. so is uh uh head for hp 36 Crazy what's up at 36. so

[03:43:30] okay How is some Ruli going AD? yeah so uh I should have opened the glove.

[03:44:18] But maybe that'll be... so my Fuck. Can we just fed Draven his stacks? so yeah

[03:45:24] this Oh, that was actually probably best case scenario.

[03:45:38] That fight was forever. We had two dragons kyson was up so so Nah, if uh...

[03:46:23] If...

[03:46:25] Kai'Sa didn't int under tower like that. It was actually just one

[03:46:28] This guy's building trash though so it is what it is

[03:46:32] I think Shyvana's good shauna's broken We are not one team, we are many. about so so so oh the king has destroyed there so uh I am done with this.

[03:48:39] I'm gonna TP'd, I've already committed to not so i can't do it now.

[03:48:43] He survived way longer than I thought.

[03:48:49] I'm sorry.

[03:48:53] My bad.

[03:49:43] Actually don't know how he survived that long. Look at the one that if you TP'd, that's literally what I stopped. I was like, see when you stop typing You play better. I've been typing the whole time.

[03:49:45] Like what?

[03:49:47] When did I stop typing during the fight?

[03:49:49] So I wasn't typing during the fight bro. marvelous uh slow I forgot I didn't have

[03:50:35] a sword.

[03:50:38] This guy's bad. He should just die. We have a......Gord.

[03:50:41] This guy's bad, he should just die.

[03:50:44] Langa is dead. True, Bad bro, true. been slain.

[03:51:08] You're trolling.

[03:51:53] There's one man spamming that, bro I just said Shyvana is broken and you are still green are you guys still getting that apple tv pop-up um so

[03:52:04] poor This will drive me down. Warg did shit.

[03:52:10] Dying here is actually really bad, I shouldn't......break off this.

[03:52:18] Oh no! right off this can you do you care about our viewing experience i always have come on oh no Oh no! so uh I am boinking these.

[03:53:24] God damn!

[03:53:30] Look at me! Look at me! Golly! so I'm gonna stand by for a long time. Tyler, if two guys were attacking your new baby and Kayla and you were the only one-

[03:54:14] Shut the fuck up.

[03:54:19] What the fuck is wrong with you?

[03:54:33] You're normal, bro. bro

[03:55:16] Jeff's hot for this by the way. Unusual. I actually have 74 grand in my card. Oh, wow. Your team has destroyed an inhibitor!

[03:55:20] Two and eight? Did I do that?

[03:55:22] Fair point actually.

[03:55:24] That's a fair point no. It's the E hits.

[03:55:32] The E hits on tanks actually adds up. up Can you hear this?

[03:55:49] What is that sound?

[03:55:54] I can't hear anything. Soul for us, doesn't matter. Dude, the guy is actually just ooga booga. Son of a shit. I'm in a ride to history, but I might play some dice.

[03:57:02] Only... It's only games! Tyler if two guys were stroking each other's chickens while jungle ganked you seven times do you think you would wind up winning the game Your team has destroyed the factory.

[03:57:05] Mission changed.

[03:57:08] They have changed.

[03:57:24] Your team has destroyed You're being an ex-extraordinary player.

[03:57:30] I'm not an extra, you know?

[03:57:33] I'm just a normal person. I got it! Leona's like running for his life!

[03:57:42] Like sprinting away for his life!

[03:57:50] I can't top more you fucking idiots.

[03:57:53] It's only a game, why do you have to be mad? You fucking idiots.

[03:58:03] Did you hear KR is experimenting with a 3-norm win ranked restriction instead of 5 games total?

[03:58:09] Her toxic teammates would be coming back to ranked off a 3 win high. Maybe Gnar is saved. Thoughts?

[03:58:14] Three norm win rate-, that's just if...

[03:58:17] Dude, you only get punished like that

[03:58:19] if you type. Oh no, people

[03:58:21] that type get a

[03:58:22] 3 win... Like dude, it's typing.

[03:58:25] I don't give a shit about typing.

[03:58:29] Can Dude, it's typing. I don't give a shit about typing. Kinzo, Ramp Fire, Cannibal Tadeo subs...

[03:58:36] Did he win the game going 2-9? because the enemy is using way too many resources on killing me when I'm already behind.

[03:58:45] Like maybe the first few times or whatever?

[03:58:47] But that last like right before Soul, for instance.

[03:58:49] They came top to kill me and lost Soul.

[03:58:51] Game's over.

[03:58:55] I will say though this game was...

[03:58:57] After Poppy died that time the

[03:58:59] game was over if causes wasn't top anyway so maybe they should be happy so it's okay clara thank you

[03:59:27] they're part-time stream today? I streamed 10 hours yesterday. so so

[04:00:04] doesn't sleep too tight for eight hours a day.

[04:00:10] Not true, I was in hours average a day only five days a week though

[04:00:13] I've been working six days a week. It's only game minimum

[04:00:17] My god, you might have to lower the sub goal again this channel is completely dead

[04:00:57] Not my problem bro I'm not learning it not my problem you don't make it we don't make it oh that was Korea a creole is like 15 hours a day see your daughter, no.

[04:01:07] Aren't subs half off next month? Oh wait, sub-timber. so Only, it's only game.

[04:01:32] Why you have to be mad?

[04:01:37] Tyler let this channel die so that nightblue could live the deadline like

[04:01:56] 25 days

[04:01:59] I don't know 25 days. i just want to go reach the peaks I'm not a pressure to me, this is what's precious to me.

[04:02:22] I be in my soul and I can feel it so every time I'm fresh

[04:02:24] when I just gotta go and get it man

[04:02:25] I gotta be the kid I was, we could be the gods

[04:02:27] taking you by your hand.

[04:02:28] Won't you sleep at night since you had the baby?

[04:02:29] Oh, that's a lot better,

[04:02:30] I get like five six It's only a game. Why do you have to be mad?

[04:02:47] I remember you played DS3, so this should be pretty easy for you.

[04:02:52] Yeah, I've played Dark Souls on the hardest difficulty

[04:02:55] as well.

[04:02:56] Yep, Beast, what can I say?

[04:03:00] Oh my god.

[04:03:07] Bro, I'm starting to get red side. Let's go.

[04:03:19] There is only one difficulty? Yes, for you casual players. But me being such a beast gamer... The devs actually DMed me an exclusive key to a copy that was a step above!

[04:03:58] And I beat it flawlessly because of the work that we did in the past when you went to ours oh Hey, yeah, we be the best, the last of them.

[04:04:00] We be the best, oh, you wanna come from the dead?

[04:04:03] Oh, yo, we be the best, hey!

[04:04:05] Don't get over the decade for ice and gas You never really gonna test it

[04:04:06] But in a white house, what's real good for this?

[04:04:08] I ain't got no time to waste When he comes back there, we're gonna wait. I'm watching him from the other side.

[04:04:09] He's been out for a while now. The damn thing is...

[04:04:10] It's so cool. It's so good. But you know what? so I'm a streamer.

[04:04:33] I fake rage for views.

[04:04:37] I fake

[04:04:38] rage for views, dumbass.

[04:04:41] It's the same exact thing I did when I did the

[04:04:43] I'm addicted and I can't quit!

[04:04:45] Obviously that's scripted. Nobody gets that mad over

[04:04:47] a fucking video game.

[04:04:50] Duh. It's fake for views sorry guys spoiler everything you see online isn't real hello We're about to cry there?

[04:05:08] No I wasn't! oh I'm Russ, what's up with you? I mean that made it kind of worth the flash for flash. jeez what is desire

[04:06:02] i ever feel so hungry that you get sick and don't want to eat anymore?

[04:06:08] His eyes were itchy, red,

[04:06:10] and all welled up.

[04:06:16] Just let me play, please.

[04:06:17] Please shut the fuck up.

[04:06:19] I had a game to win.

[04:06:21] I'm on winning streak.

[04:06:23] You have followed our ways!

[04:07:45] We are your heroes Yummy pair of nuts. sweet I mean, you couldn't take my ult. since today so that was yeah But I can't make him miss a lot under tower.

[04:07:50] Wait, what? What? What? wait what life is the sweetness of fruits and the joy of battle

[04:08:00] wait what happened no way I missed that.

[04:08:08] Oh my eyes!

[04:08:12] Perfect I don't scare, breakfast I wonder if this guy is it this business like first game ever playing Rana's a

[04:08:33] fight me he's that bad. He tried to whir over the wall and failed.

[04:08:52] Maybe he's just batting it. okay so uh Fucking slot.

[04:09:32] Master account Gragas, third most played? so I chose to save the sleep dude. can get uh uh I'm a snake.

[04:10:51] Fine, it's fine, it's fine!

[04:10:56] That missed? There is some weird shit going on.

[04:11:17] I see there's just some weird shit going on in my games to grow that first weakness

[04:11:21] can't lose this game

[04:11:24] too juicy of an allowing game. um oh uh her ally has been slain so oh how's that bro so so I value truth and love.

[04:13:18] You cannot pass me through.

[04:13:26] Not only... I'm not a lie.

[04:13:31] Okay,

[04:13:32] I was about to say I need to stay one more wave.

[04:13:33] Thank God. Okay, I was about to say I need to stay one more wave. Thank god

[04:13:36] Thank god I did it okay wait she's pushing it though what the fuck i think grotus has unleashed oh oh oh I'm going to go for the Oh! Oh! Aaaaaaahhhhhh!

[04:14:27] Ooooooh God!

[04:14:28] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[04:14:29] Ooooooogah!

[04:14:30] I'm gonna get you!

[04:14:31] I'm gonna get you!

[04:14:32] I'm gonna get you!

[04:14:33] I'm gonna get you!

[04:14:34] I'm gonna get you!

[04:14:35] I'm gonna get you!

[04:14:36] I'm gonna get you!

[04:14:37] I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna get you! oh Big!

[04:15:34] Real goddamn big. the world needs us What do you mean, bad group? yes up my god is not a bill it is so so so The Dragon Swerve. the dragon's worth

[04:16:30] like not dying and hitting the dragon is work An enemy has been slain. oh uh

[04:17:02] nice flash up but i'm gonna have my up in 20 seconds i just don't do anything

[04:17:05] so more than it's a free kill

[04:17:17] surely i will not do anything stupid. Move.

[04:17:31] Your ally has been slain. Enemy waiting for you. oh I really had to FLASH out?!

[04:17:55] Oh fuck that slow! No way I got a blow by flash!

[04:18:00] FUUUCK!! no way i gotta blow my flash

[04:18:08] fuck god damn it The slow lasted a minute?

[04:18:27] It really did.

[04:18:29] Fuck!

[04:18:33] I actually get the first turret there if I flash, it's such a noob play. so so oh so so I'm going to try and get the so Fuck back for these pussies.

[04:20:09] You want me to night angle? Yeah, I know that's what I'm saying!

[04:20:13] This is a really good allowee game! so That E, that shutdown.

[04:20:36] This is crazy! You swapped? Is this a jump from last game that afk can't be look at him

[04:20:42] this game it's bad.

[04:21:03] Only riot if it's a laoi. turret has been destroyed so Dude I... holy shit. Did I? I Is I W'd a minion? My God.

[04:22:24] I kind of need this dragon yeah I'm going to try and get the shield. oh an enemy has been slain I don't know what it was like with Divine divine slender, i didn't build that garbage.

[04:23:24] Iceborn only. I mean, okay.

[04:23:37] This game is not ever...

[04:23:39] Like if you're serious

[04:23:39] this game is not losable.

[04:23:41] It's not.

[04:23:42] Only bad players would lose to this game

[04:23:44] and the 4k my dribble's terrible.

[04:25:11] You need me to buy so so oh They're all 1 HP. Oh, I have nothing from social champ. um uh I'm just gonna go. I should have went sword sooner.

[04:25:50] They're all gonna die here though. The ocean is energy This cosmic enemy is legendary.

[04:25:55] That's what it means!

[04:26:12] Only the best of them still... Oh you guys!

[04:26:23] I was gonna actually lost the Shuffle diff, but i can't believe it. Like if- so Lothalra has everything up

[04:26:27] Flash ult! If she doesn't go mid wave and she comes right here

[04:26:31] E ul's over?... She tried to really know she went from here.

[04:26:51] She went the midway first.

[04:26:55] And the game's done!

[04:26:57] This is the type of shit I gotta deal with though.

[04:26:59] My jungle this game was a jungle last

[04:27:01] game who fanboy camped me

[04:27:03] the entire game, and this time I get him on my team he says not coming top is two five

[04:27:08] five ah it's lost. And there's the team.

[04:27:40] Like this game is not losable, cringe! Your inhibitor has been destroyed.

[04:27:50] Unlosable game UNLOSABLE GAME unless enemy team Belveth drops 20 kills Kills.

[04:28:03] Ah! This should have been a free one, this was free 20 LP.

[04:28:04] This game is not losable.

[04:28:07] It's NOT a loseable game

[04:28:11] It really wasn't The only player on this other team that could play the game was Belveth as at any point we play around me

[04:28:16] And were like there like I imagine when I wanted you to do it with Braum if we're there there. Like I... Imagine when I wanted to do Belveth Braum

[04:28:19] if we were there

[04:28:20] to kill Belveth.

[04:28:21] Ah, that game's not

[04:28:22] losable at all.

[04:28:24] Bro, I can't stand

[04:28:25] playing with fucking fanboys.

[04:28:26] I hate these kids so much.

[04:28:30] Ah, it's so annoying. That was such a free game-

[04:28:32] I mean, to be fair did I even see my Jhin

[04:28:34] a single time this game?

[04:28:37] Sandra yes, did Jhin even play?

[04:28:42] Ahh... even play? Ah.

[04:28:44] God damn it,

[04:28:45] that was a free win, man.

[04:28:47] It really was! And up top last exchange was pure comedy like i said

[04:29:02] that is the kha'zix from last game but afk camped me

[04:29:06] right

[04:29:09] said he wasn't coming to lane this game, and then did that.

[04:29:13] Like, don't tell me like this is what it is! This is the bullshit I play with.

[04:29:18] Fanboys can't meet, fanboys grief me. Every game.

[04:29:21] So when I troll a game it's like well why are you

[04:29:24] trolling that's why their families why they not get used to annoying if there

[04:29:32] doesn't make sense.

[04:29:38] And then we could have like saved it at Baron...

[04:29:43] But my Lissandra had a mental breakdown and went the wrong way.

[04:29:47] Ugh

[04:29:51] Free gaming free gaming so so okay dad what's up. work is really bad

[04:30:56] what's up, Cotton? That was like a rare free game. You actually don't get those, that's so annoying.

[04:31:18] Like you get put in a low elo as fuck lobby, they're all terrible.

[04:31:23] Playing a good champion enemy comp just need the bare minimum so so That Kane's match history?

[04:31:59] Already half.

[04:32:01] He's lost like eight games in a row.

[04:32:02] Him losing the games, I don't give a shit about.

[04:32:09] It's just how he played it, how he didn't ever come top thing because that's like just because I

[04:33:03] Get a swap bro? so so sorry looking solid solid. solid guys, solid.

[04:33:32] Oh Viego that's a really good champ.. so so so The top vehicle is easy to death. I've actually been losing against this champ a lot.

[04:34:29] His damage got buffed a little bit ago.

[04:34:37] Actually

[04:34:37] not that easy.

[04:35:08] Okay. Yeah, his early game damage. Actually, someone knew.

[04:35:16] You gotta give them everything you want. What's up, Comwell? Sup sup!

[04:35:24] 30 seconds until minions spawn.

[04:35:40] Cypher, thank you bro. Let's unleash, pimp. Mind Breathe my name is so not do anything

[04:36:36] i actually play the game not for fun and early Oh, yes.

[04:37:03] Well I wouldn't early? Nah. I can do this later, but I've been losing this matchup so hard

[04:37:07] early that later it's still just lost.

[04:37:11] ... up I'm gonna go for the

[04:37:25] I'll just miss first

[04:37:30] I'll just so so first enemy has been What am I doing? Why did I just auto?

[04:38:23] Dude, I'm trolling these fucking games. Oh my god, just kill me. uh He has to miss some CS here. No! It's not an option bro.

[04:39:44] I'm gonna run back into the um i'm dying in motion I mean, I don't know if you missed anything wayne's in a really good spot for me

[04:39:48] bro i can't believe right there here just uh Alright, this guy reset.

[04:40:28] He has no TP. I'm fighting.

[04:40:47] Level six, level six, level six level six level six level six top later pop is level six top is level six

[04:40:53] pg GG Classic classic Actually it's not that bad Yeah, that's my fault I got a pink enemy top double six Oh, they're getting satisfied. oh they get satisfied

[04:42:19] this guy left lane once, he's down 20 CS.

[04:42:25] Is that fun for him?

[04:44:44] I know you do! But our price is a support I love a lally. uh is so me so so Oh Alright this is juicy.

[04:44:51] I'm gonna have the sword first! I haven't done done in a while

[04:45:03] thing is old okay

[04:45:13] i should play that pretty well.

[04:45:51] I've been going at Sky. is Nice, grow up. Killing people with bombs dead is not funny. Sorry, throw the fuck up

[04:46:55] Oh so five seconds so so I'm actually so free, oh my god. Fucking bastard Lucian.

[04:46:57] Still killed one so my boss I looked ugly in my inventory. This game's over

[04:47:50] Fuck bro I should've won last game This game's over.

[04:47:55] Fuck, bro I should've won last game! The good thing about it is

[04:47:57] Okay if you- If I would have won last

[04:47:59] Game my MMR would be different and

[04:48:01] I wouldn't have been put in this game

[04:48:03] so you don't know if it's a free win or not so That's FF worthy. so so yes Galiot, shield me.

[04:49:15] When I am done with this...

[04:49:17] it will make a fine offering.

[04:49:25] Bro people bitch about anything now it's Viego like what chip can you play

[04:49:31] i wonder what champ what who what what champ twitch chat doesn't riot by the way you mean

[04:49:48] i mean nothing i play Another thing I play...

[04:49:51] Everything I play is just the most broken shit in the game.

[04:49:59] ... i am here Joe gas yeah Ivers disgustingly broken, yeah.

[04:50:28] Have your champ pulls actual dog shit?

[04:50:31] Don't say it bro!

[04:50:33] No no no don't say that! Which shit disagrees?

[04:50:37] Oh bye so um This game has been slated for a while.

[04:51:11] FRIEEEEEEEETTTT!!!!

[04:51:17] Like, we literally added A brand new emote, Giga Illaoi. I never see it.

[04:51:18] Never.

[04:51:19] You guys can just hit- RIIIIIITTTT! I promise you, you can play this champ and win.

[04:51:45] Honestly when i played Overwatch people just spammed Blizzard the entire time.

[04:51:52] It's literally a cultural problem on Twitch. Company just can't foul its son. uh uh I need that top tower. I'm going to go for the last one.

[04:53:04] Lowey's so broken he actually thought that would work.

[04:53:07] Oh!

[04:53:10] Oooh! Killing screen... oh But yeah, the only time you guys spammed Giga Alawi was when that one Alawi player I played

[04:53:31] against Dopey on Varus.

[04:53:39] Wait, actually you guys didn't spam Riot at all then?

[04:53:44] But you guys just lived to hate or what?

[04:54:27] You guys can't go tabs they're trolling so I'm so boring fucking Lucian is. Dumbass champ, just press R!

[04:54:30] 1.9 thousand damage!

[04:54:36] Riot... Riot. so What does that mean?

[04:55:05] POV when he doesn't have a Leona support as Tarkus?

[04:55:08] Oh. Fiona support as Tarkus?

[04:56:57] You know the solution? Nice. They actually used my TP here. so so so um uh Oh my god.

[04:57:15] I could have played bush a little bit better. I do kill there. I'm actually strong as shit.

[04:57:29] Chet is tilting me today, Tyler? Me too, Lazi. Me too

[04:57:34] They're really pushing my button People rat fightator to close the gap?

[04:57:43] Yeah.

[04:57:44] You could.

[04:57:45] I have to sync it up with your W though. Another keyboard of games for Mata. Action does.

[04:58:03] I'm not sure if this is the best way to end it, but I think that's a good idea. I had a are loving so We got Lucian flash.

[04:58:47] Out of voice comms, it's too hard to communicate that to my bot lane. so I mean, she has Seeker's Tabs against triple AP bot side.

[04:59:29] This is where it is? Sometimes you don't have time to get your E off before your ult.

[04:59:43] So when you ult, you get the slams,

[04:59:46] You E right after

[04:59:48] If you hit it, you get double slams

[04:59:50] W you get triple slam

[04:59:56] You don't always have time to heal. so I'm not sure coffee. so I need an ARAM.

[05:00:48] Ideally, I'm matching this guy so so so Yo, I played dumb fucks. play dumb so Needs rework.

[05:02:16] How broken was that? needs reworked

[05:03:52] uh how broken was that So I just want to hear so Can we just get carried, Diego? so The next is our jungle. Your turret has been destroyed.

[05:03:57] I'm not pissing this guy's cornflakes.

[05:04:04] It's only a game. Sup sup!

[05:04:06] Who is your hardest matchup?

[05:04:10] Any ranged champion, Gwyn...

[05:04:15] Yorick, Mordekaiser.

[05:04:38] ... here's not the hardest i think that like that i've been that champ no matter what game breaking but should be a really good next fight unless i do something stupid so so Yeah.

[05:05:37] Minus 35 minutes, minus 35 minutes minus 20 LP SS next time break out

[05:06:12] Boring boring uh I'm gonna go for the T1 or Thanos and then I'll take the

[05:06:14] T3

[05:06:16] Pussy ass bitches

[05:06:20] Pussy ass bitches not valuing your own time. T1 or Thanos? I think Thanos would have a decent chance! No shot.

[05:06:27] Put him to sleep first round, bro.

[05:06:34] Hup! I lost a friend I felt like dying again and again I went to hell

[05:06:36] Instead of death

[05:06:38] But I keep fighting with each living breath

[05:06:41] There's no way out From where I stood living back He's good, little backpack.

[05:06:57] Playing terribly but using our champion for nothing?

[05:06:59] You do it then bro.

[05:07:49] I'm playing terrible. if i fall mine The fuck? Exactly, baby.

[05:08:00] I think I've had Popeyes like once. Almost 13k? Dude, I think we've only gotten...

[05:08:04] Look, I feel like I'm sub baiting.

[05:08:06] I think we've only got 300 subs today.

[05:08:08] Guys! We're not hitting 200. WE'RE NOT HITTING 227! I think we've only gotten like 300 subs today.

[05:08:09] Guys, we're not hitting 200.

[05:08:11] We're not hitting 20k! I don't give a shit.

[05:08:13] Just saying...

[05:08:14] I thought you guys were better.

[05:08:15] I'm NOT baiting you, I'm just saying.

[05:08:17] In the moment 2 and Baiting what's up, Flight?

[05:08:27] It's kind of depressing to see that. You start stream it at like 12.1k, you end stream it at like 12.12 no regard what's up how's the library i think it's well if she first came out you're never gonna hit your

[05:08:55] e because their wolves block it or dogs block it not fun Not fun.

[05:09:15] We're asking for $100,000 to play a game. See it's not like that though.

[05:09:19] It's like a sponsor. What would I charge for

[05:09:23] a sponsor to come to me and play the game?

[05:09:27] That's

[05:09:27] pretty much, not really but

[05:09:29] getting there to what you guys

[05:09:32] are charged.

[05:09:34] Plus it's more than a to what you guys are charged. Plus,

[05:09:35] it's more than a two-hour segment.

[05:09:40] It's like

[05:09:41] a 24 plus 24

[05:09:43] plus 24 hour segment.

[05:09:47] Like, you know how much that would cost a sponsor?

[05:09:50] Right? A company big enough. Let's say that.

[05:09:52] I don't know where you take me.

[05:10:17] I just walk through your dreams. you take me I'm not a baby. so

[05:10:33] soldiers sold to riot for less asking viewers at a big company that was throwing money for advertising Oh outside of the me playing the game.

[05:10:40] Dude, I play six minutes of ads an hour.

[05:10:43] Imagine it's an action

[05:10:44] packed thriller of a match,

[05:10:47] right? Action packed back and forth.

[05:10:49] I'm 25-3 my team's griefing

[05:10:51] I'm about...I

[05:10:53] Quadra kill!

[05:10:55] I'm going for the last guy

[05:10:57] Hey this is Dove Battle Body Wash.

[05:11:01] Lather yourself up with lavender love.

[05:11:04] Like imagine that you don't like

[05:11:07] that can never happen if you sub up

[05:11:09] because you don't get ads. Like that can never happen if you sub up

[05:11:12] Because you don't get ads

[05:11:21] So subbing is worth it for the game anyway, but

[05:11:23] the six minutes of ads.

[05:11:30] See look, here's the problem.

[05:11:32] I've been talking about subbing

[05:11:33] by the way for like the last five minutes

[05:11:35] two people have subbed.

[05:11:38] Like that's the problem!

[05:11:40] It is what it is.

[05:11:41] It's not my fault you guys are broke.

[05:11:43] Low-key, I've been trying to help

[05:11:45] out in rank

[05:11:46] people but

[05:11:48] there's no hope. You're just broke.

[05:11:50] It is what it is.

[05:11:51] It is what it is. It IS what it is!

[05:11:57] That's your ride, bro. not lowering it no i wanted 25k

[05:12:23] any red side is so much.

[05:12:28] It's likely Kayla couldn't get five people to download that mobile game?

[05:12:34] Stop it, she tried her best.

[05:12:42] Dude did not spam this morning emote out of nowhere.

[05:12:47] That was a jump scare.

[05:12:49] That startled the shit outta me, stop.

[05:12:55] Yo! Leo Powerbutt thanks to those 10 gifted subs

[05:13:00] you're crazy man do that 10 gift subs

[05:13:04] or is it 20 now? 20 total.

[05:13:10] Hey, Hanukkah, sub 11 Yodgers aren't camping with sub.

[05:13:21] I didn't want to give him a month, $5 is 35% of my whole income?

[05:13:22] Okay let's say that- okay.

[05:13:25] It's like Okay you guys for guys 100% spend money on like Netflix or Crunchyroll or Hulu.

[05:13:37] You understand that streamers on Twitch give you infinitely more value than that?

[05:13:42] If they're live consistently.

[05:13:56] Yo, Leo! oh leo thinks that was another 10 gifted subs what the block miss hype wait so you've gifted 30 and then

[05:13:59] pinhead g Gary thinks that five Netflix doesn't skip days or

[05:14:07] cut my movie short JK what do you i don't skip days

[05:14:12] i've been live six days a week Honestly, like seven...

[05:14:23] Let your dipshit stream.

[05:14:25] He's late!

[05:14:28] No, it's not. It's a lie.

[05:14:32] I didn't skip Saturday.

[05:14:34] I took it off for family

[05:14:35] and then I shrieked on Sunday

[05:14:37] to make up for it.

[05:14:41] You guys can't win this argument. There's no argument. I'm saying...

[05:14:44] Here is my argument!

[05:14:46] With every other micro-purchase you fucking pieces of shit get in life,

[05:14:51] subbing to a consistent streamer is 100% worth it,

[05:14:56] To show them support and also

[05:15:04] Benefit yourself by not having to watch other ads

[05:15:06] it's actually worth

[05:15:11] and that's not even talking about the amazing perks you get like a special discord badge or sub emotes or sub only streams and sub only chat.

[05:15:27] If you hit the bottom, I'm going down with you

[05:15:31] Let's take it slow

[05:15:32] Who cares where we got to be Mr. Dick, what's up?

[05:15:53] Not really selling it?

[05:15:54] I just tried.

[05:15:55] It is what it is.

[05:15:58] That's all I can do.

[05:16:04] Let's look this up, hopefully we get to Mundo.

[05:16:08] Oh wait, it's Seraphine Sona bot lane we already lost. You're nearly 30 and you all know you're gonna deck the K-Isla to help with bosses

[05:16:20] And cut stream short and sleep after 8 hours of Elden Ring

[05:16:28] Dumb, bad stupid

[05:16:31] Wait there's no way with this game in the way will never have to damage

[05:16:34] Jace hope you'll love he's just being a pick was

[05:16:37] group Welcome to Summoner's Rift.

[05:16:43] Only way we win is what, if I drop 30 kills? Even then no.

[05:16:47] Thirty seconds until minions spawn. seconds into a ringing Not Giga, Carry and Perma and Silent. They're too fast!

[05:17:07] Sona Seraphine is too fast. Like they move around the map too fast. So does Belveth actually. I don't know what they remember from the top. Let's see what we can do. uh Well, I don't lose to a guy named Sneaky Fart.

[05:18:16] Good Janna pick pick doesn't make any

[05:18:22] sense I love you too. Thank you for the good.

[05:18:32] This guy is really bad.

[05:18:40] First blood. And they're losing early.

[05:18:42] An enemy has been slain. so I should skip the window of path. I just went off top. That flash.

[05:19:25] That turret...

[05:19:26] I mean, I didn't have to

[05:19:29] flash but that turret

[05:19:31] shot looked like it took forever I got 200 ping.

[05:19:49] ICS like trash though, set skills whatever.

[05:20:07] He can't even complete a hype train, LMAO? Why you guys laughing?

[05:20:10] Wait why are you guys doing it to yourself?

[05:20:13] How's that on me? I't give a shit for you guys

[05:20:17] you're laughing at yourselves keeps inside us These are so delayed. is so oh So bad.

[05:21:23] P-U!

[05:22:49] I mean, I can get a little gold here. so Ah! That Q to go off! so so so That's really bad.

[05:22:52] Fuck. The first death or whatever, because my wave is still good...

[05:22:58] This is going to be unplayable now after second death. so so I'm going to use the same

[05:23:27] strategy

[05:23:29] that

[05:23:31] I used

[05:23:33] in

[05:23:35] the last If I need something, I destroy it.

[05:23:38] Or something, I defeat it.

[05:23:42] We don't counter a Laoi? Uh... no.

[05:23:46] No. It's really one-sided, the Laoi matchup. Actually, it's a really one-sided allowee matchup actually it's unlosable I'm going to go back and get the shield. No mana. To be fair though, this guy's been relatively low HP the entire game and has gotten dope

[05:24:28] once flawlessly.

[05:24:29] And it should have been dove again.

[05:24:30] To be fair!

[05:24:31] If your team...

[05:24:32] Like yes, I shouldn't lose this by myself anyway,

[05:24:35] but if you're actually playing...

[05:24:37] ... so watch I think first you're useless. Curb Wondery, gay pro. uh Thank you, boss. Okie dokie.

[05:25:38] Alright I'm 4-5 on rest again

[05:25:43] I hate this! I should have everyone one of these Oh yeah.

[05:25:55] This guy... Okay, He dove Mundo once, last hit him. Yes or no? Yes. Literally a last hit.

[05:26:03] Mundo perma one HPs never gained. didn't twice no bro i'm sorry it is where it is so is oh so so It's better to stay here.

[05:27:15] If I die...

[05:27:17] The monster is so disgusting, I think it's actually broken, and i think it's gonna get nerfed.

[05:27:23] I think demolish is broken. so wow very difficult. An enemy has been slain. Viego a good jungler?

[05:28:22] I don't like playing with vehicle junglers. No, I don't think this guy respects me as a player. I'm going to try and get the kill. If you would've responded as a player, You wouldn't listen to me there.

[05:29:12] So he doesn't listen to my call

[05:29:14] To heal the Mundo

[05:29:15] Doesn't listen to my call

[05:29:16] To back off the turret Comes late because he realizes oh shit

[05:29:20] he was right and dies.

[05:29:25] Sad to see bro.

[05:29:28] He's salty? I think he's salty I think you're

[05:29:29] salty we really salt even though when

[05:29:32] they're wrong hey shits getting real

[05:29:35] uncomfortable than JB so is Oh, is this the game?

[05:30:09] I'm gonna look at the cannon.

[05:30:33] Whatever it is, whatever it is. i don't want the cannon uh I'm going to go for the last one Permanently wrong side of the map, what can you do? My goal is not enough. He's just a... An enemy has been slain.

[05:30:44] Terminately wrong side of the map, what can you do?

[05:30:48] I'm at 37 grass prop!

[05:30:52] Muto's at 15 by the way holy

[05:30:58] water stacking 146 pretty good this is the first lesson so I'm gonna random in a dog is breathing you at smolder first of all he's not a

[05:31:35] random yes twist is better than you at smolder first of all he's not a random he has twitch yes name populates so I'm not sure if this is the right way to go, but it's a good idea.

[05:32:00] I don't know what you're talking about, but I think that's where we should be going from here.

[05:32:05] We can do this! are we keeping dragon Game Dragon to get the useless Rift Hound?

[05:32:24] He's so bad at this game. Oh he has two viewers what you you gotta start somewhere? so so

[05:33:11] hotline it is i kind of want two items

[05:33:17] Play for my coal

[05:33:44] Oh again I got one shot this Jayce by the way. My tentacles on it so I can't click, GET OFF! so oh yes leaves us with Jesus I see.

[05:34:47] Well now he's really dead.

[05:34:49] Next time I get flash...

[05:34:51] Or, next time we're in lane together

[05:35:58] You looking for so I think he can't match. um I mean Mundo can't match Shmolder, that's even worse for him. You invent this liability? Yes, I'm the best.

[05:36:40] Motion is on Yes. so so Top gap.

[05:36:42] You don't deserve me, bro, but top gap. Okay. so What the fuck? That's fucked.

[05:37:13] I don't know what's going on.

[05:37:17] I'm kind of getting red side top every game against players that don't play top. It's just winner's queue. Where'd that guy go?

[05:37:44] Well done. I'm gonna try to find him Now it is higher

[05:37:53] MMR, red, autofill blue

[05:37:54] The problem is

[05:37:56] What changed from the day and yesterday

[05:37:59] I'm the same LP, now I'm getting put in lower elo- like I've barely gotten any challenger lobbies today.

[05:38:08] This one gave me plus 23?

[05:38:12] The fuck? Okay. I got plus 23 for beating an 80 carry main.

[05:38:33] Let's go.

[05:38:38] I mean, it is night and day different.

[05:38:41] Like, ever since we started queuing top...

[05:39:14] By the way was this close Oh Well, you have done it now. You had to jinx it.

[05:39:16] Now you're going to be auto-filled.

[05:39:18] Yes, auto-filled with secondary.

[05:39:20] And you will be blue side.

[05:39:22] Good luck to ya fuckin' idiot!

[05:39:24] Who gives a shit, bro?

[05:39:26] I can handle anything.

[05:39:27] I don't care.

[05:39:35] Maybe the problem

[05:39:36] is you're terrible at every bot champ except Draven, you're dumb.

[05:39:43] You heard what's up What's inside of me?

[05:40:03] Oh, and one that you will see Found my inner peace

[05:40:05] And you watch it bleed and you're out to play so So many haters in this chat.

[05:40:35] It's wild spending your time hating on someone making a living?

[05:40:39] Let them know, Brody.dy he heart what's up let

[05:40:42] them know let em know

[05:40:48] disturbing isn't it?

[05:41:03] How many wins from Challenger? Like four. guys Oh my god.

[05:41:35] This is sick!

[05:41:37] Bro, every time I get close it goes up.

[05:41:40] Dude, I'm telling you

[05:41:41] on the planet that

[05:41:43] is Earth, I am unironically...

[05:41:46] The main character.

[05:41:47] I'm not kidding.

[05:41:48] Society functions like the world rotates around me.

[05:41:52] I swear to God. sort of outcome I'm gonna drive a dribble a lot today.

[05:42:12] I don't know, probably it's the worst.

[05:42:15] Yeah, I got auto filled. Wait, that donator jinxed me. Kova you piece of shit.

[05:42:43] Any jungle maids? the earth rotate around you that a year would be way longer as you are more

[05:42:58] massive than the sun?

[05:43:02] I like the way you speak, bro.

[05:43:04] I can see a VIP in your future

[05:43:08] if we keep that up Have you been Only... It's only game. Why you have to be men?

[05:43:36] No, but what if I was?

[05:43:41] Then what? Relax. oh Oh, this draft looking pretty good.

[05:44:32] We have Sylas and we have the enemy team has no Mubu.

[05:44:37] No you fucking jinxed yourself you dumbass. I told you it would happen.

[05:44:42] Minus three dollars Kova fuck you.

[05:45:03] Oh shit. dollars go fuck you Can you still run that sub 540 with your strength?

[05:45:04] Yes, I can.

[05:45:05] Yes, bro.

[05:45:32] I could run a sub 540 probably the rest of my life easily It's only game. Where did you get this? This is a school record by the way. way good luck this game

[05:45:42] i remember i had to write that like so many times my handwriting is so sloppy I'm sure you love it, but I brought a good light escape. Thank you cover. I'll need it

[05:46:18] Who is yours the timer? it wasn't my coach we went to a wait me just govara's 20 gifted subs we're on the way, thank you bro.

[05:46:30] Actually this isn't my handwriting.

[05:46:34] Wait...

[05:46:36] I set this record 11-12 years ago

[05:46:42] They must have erased it and then rewrote

[05:46:44] it i'd never write my a's like this

[05:47:41] or my case somebody f not my signature. so uh I don't know, Mil.

[05:47:43] This is doomed!

[05:47:45] I'm closing in on you. Okay. closing so This video docs.

[05:48:16] Yeah, what up, we are-

[05:48:24] Bro I'm not gonna lie. I'm kinda glad I lost this weight by the way

[05:48:28] Dude I was a bit chunky.

[05:48:35] Look at my like head- My head! Like bro...

[05:48:43] ... like bro who's late 2021 when i was almost at my strongest Yeah, that was me. So what?

[05:48:59] So what? Got something to say?

[05:49:01] That was like fourth grade. Got something to say? If you got something to say i was like fourth grade got something to save you

[05:49:02] have something to say then say it

[05:49:13] take your Take your bitch. Take your bitch!

[05:49:21] A show.

[05:49:30] Coach Epperson!

[05:49:32] What's up, brother?

[05:49:41] Basketball coach. Just a tiny shorty had poofy hair.

[05:49:42] I was an athlete.

[05:49:44] I was an athlete. I was an athlete.

[05:49:47] Shut up, coach.

[05:49:52] This is eighth grade.

[05:49:55] Quiet, coach.

[05:49:59] I can remember these kids' names actually.

[05:50:02] Jordan? Chance?

[05:50:05] This one's the B team by the way. Alex, Chadd, Nash...actually remember those guys. And this is his basketball coach.

[05:50:06] Alex, Chad and Ash? I actually remember them.

[05:50:14] William?

[05:50:16] Ordead. Poofy Hair William? Where do you at?

[05:50:17] Poofy hair and this laugh that everybody knew,

[05:50:21] coming down the hall.

[05:50:23] So all throughout June High was I don't want to hear myself talk.

[05:50:30] Athletic.

[05:50:34] A-ac-H-L-E-T-I-C

[05:50:55] Serious about it. Where's my gym bro? gym, bro.

[05:51:08] I actually donated a lot of money...

[05:51:11] To my high school, and the gym looks completely different.

[05:51:15] Not donated to my high school, but the gym looks completely different now.

[05:51:20] Like I was saying why do i that have to be donated to

[05:51:25] why couldn't they just upgrade it with my tax money

[05:51:51] that that Where did they get this picture, man?

[05:51:55] I think it came from the yearbook.

[05:51:59] It was weight training and he really dedicated himself

[05:52:01] My first year of lifting, I started out

[05:52:04] with a 35-pound bar into breaking an all time school

[05:52:07] record for that weight class.

[05:52:09] He still has the records all the way from power clean

[05:52:12] to bench press to school.

[05:52:13] Let me see that coach coach act that up real quick Stein camp, stein camp, stein camp, steinamp, Steinkamp.

[05:52:38] Steinkamp?

[05:52:42] He still has the records all the way from power clean to bench press

[05:52:45] to squat and 40- yard dash there also.

[05:52:46] I worked my ass off.

[05:52:48] Yes you did, man.

[05:52:50] Yes you did.

[05:52:53] This is unwinnable. it's a blue side gap

[05:53:05] peaked in high school not Not peaked in high sch-

[05:53:08] But just saying, on top of all that I was also prompt. Just saying. Welcome to Summoner's Rift.

[05:53:24] This guy only plays Mord? Mundo, I mean Aiken.

[05:53:28] You will do all the can-do! Mundo, I mean still fast as fuck. I hope being a dad is doing great for you. My wife and I just got done trying to make a baby, just in case she's on birth control we just bang.

[05:53:56] Oh man.

[05:54:04] Minions has spawned. If you hide in the shadows, you are to bring me home. so How much stronger can we be?

[05:54:38] Play for jungle. This is the only truth that matters.

[05:54:55] A weapon to be shot at.

[05:55:02] Need a final!

[05:55:08] I need you, I need you! Move your file! Move your...

[05:55:12] Endless misery. Wonderful.

[05:55:18] Dirt is the ocean!

[05:55:25] I'm not sure what to do with this guy... Bro's acting real tough against Thurgot.

[05:55:33] Not keeping that same energy if I was playing a Lawi,

[05:55:35] we can make that clear i hate getting I meant to know what a man was, baby.

[05:56:02] Just as you thought.

[05:56:06] Enemy double kill!

[05:56:09] Eventually public. enemy double kill literally, pop it nothing is left My ally has been slain.

[05:56:22] Enemy killing spree

[05:56:26] Not caught watching

[05:56:33] Not caught watching I hand in the cookie jar. Oh, that could have been bad So so I made you stop? Stop what?

[05:57:05] Sorry, I'm busy.

[05:57:36] Okay. is These matchups fucking suck by the way. Fuck blue side, it's actually...

[05:57:40] Imagine last game and I'm playing a Laoi like I am against Mundo

[05:57:43] And now this game because on blue side

[05:57:45] i lock in ergot and now the matchup's going like this like imagine if i was allowing again

[05:57:53] we will rise from the rubble, stronger than before.

[05:59:03] I'll pursue an athlete career. Played college football, bro. What do you want? so so so so I'm safe, choking in the Ken Barren's grasp. Well all you have to take is abuse it's actually a really bad matchup for our guy

[05:59:13] He can't never get forward because he has his passive shield on

[06:00:36] Oh so you get fever it's hard winning no way i believe you Oh, fucking leg. oh i was not reborn in the desert i merely refused to die Thanks for watching! so I'm going to go for the last one. Kaaaaaa KAAAAAAA so This thing's 30 BMI girl. my girl

[06:02:04] are condemned what's that mean I am a very definition of a self-made I don't like that. That hurt the ego a bit.

[06:02:14] Just pick Laoi, I don't want to...I've only been picking out Laois so much

[06:02:17] because of Redside. We're having more success on Urgot

[06:02:21] Blue it's just like a rare bad matchup.

[06:02:24] People really don't red side Mundo, there is no reason to.

[06:02:27] There is so many better champs. my friend so oh All back.

[06:03:14] We're down to location? Yeah, we played... he felt really good actually. oh me That is funny. so um Thanks for watching! uh Give it to Mundo or Nidalee? I'm just gonna give it to fuck.

[06:04:39] I don't play what to play.

[06:04:41] It is what it is.

[06:04:44] I mean,

[06:04:44] I've won every other

[06:04:46] Allawi game

[06:04:46] because I've gotten

[06:04:47] the good matchups.

[06:04:48] It's just crazy.

[06:04:49] I think I said it

[06:04:49] right before this game.

[06:04:50] Bro,

[06:04:50] the difference between red side and blue

[06:04:52] side is actually so up actually the matchups are so one-sided sighted so so I think the Sringervoat goes through. I don't think it's going to... No, okay. He was winning before and now they built tabs and double cloth armor We're blue side top we get counter pick

[06:06:31] bot lane is one in any so I mean this game should be a fifth. has been destroyed

[06:07:12] yes

[06:07:18] see but games like this we cannot want to play Urgot though.

[06:07:21] I don't ever wanna experience this again by the way.

[06:07:24] I just don't wanna ever...

[06:07:26] Like it's a fucking shitty champion if i'm playing Illaoi

[06:07:29] They get spawn killed

[06:07:30] This guy only plays melee champs right?

[06:07:33] They'll like never want to play this again

[06:07:37] So I'm just gonna permanent lock locking a lawie.

[06:07:45] No reduction stats?

[06:07:46] Here goes six. All right. bro a hit yes man we're gonna pick vay? Well, Vayne's still strong against Urgot.

[06:08:06] Brickboy knows 5 gifted subs! so We have 3 afk, who's not hitting yes? strong

[06:08:42] thank you

[06:08:46] a summoner has disconnected.

[06:08:49] Our summoner has disconnected.

[06:08:54] Probably still lose that game anyway, but I'm just saying like...

[06:08:56] Like, I didn't like playing that but that was not enjoyable Please did it quick. True, true, true.

[06:09:22] Very true. Red side a lot today i more yes

[06:09:35] yeah more than yesterday like five times as much

[06:09:42] pregnant solo sub shadow what's up I don't think Urgot sucks, they just have bad matchups.

[06:09:55] Everybody has bad matchup. I've been loosing at 3 kills in possible lane.

[06:10:10] Some dumb shit happened bot jungle right here and lucian started the game 3-0 i have no idea

[06:10:17] i played for jungle they i don't know two four for four, Lusha got the re-kill. I'm not a stopper, don't you dare.

[06:10:35] I'm not a stopper, don't you dare.

[06:10:38] I'm not a stopper, don't you dare. Was red side better for top lane?

[06:10:46] Outside of that, matchmaking is not balanced.

[06:10:50] Thank you, Road! Fuck yeah. Oh, Bunga, that was a good stretch.

[06:10:56] Thank you Rose! spot didn't get gapped you guys had a chance

[06:11:13] yes man it would have been so fun perma farming top lane

[06:11:21] i've been so fun from a farm in the top lane as triple auto attackers against mundo yes bro so so I'll be honest, give me first pick.

[06:12:07] Are there top lane champs that don't get hard to counter pick? I mean everything can be counter picked. Some are like easier, like Renekton is a good blind deck

[06:12:16] Because they provide things even from behind i think chogath

[06:12:24] is an awesome awesome blind pick because he's useful always. The problem is in solo queue, what happens if you lock in Cho'Gath? Let's say they lock in Vayne. You can never play the laning phase.

[06:12:41] Can you play teamfights? Yes! Can you set up

[06:12:43] ganks? Yes! But let's say that

[06:12:45] okay, you got counterpicked up

[06:12:47] but then your bot lane is 1-8

[06:12:49] The game's over. You had no chance your bot lane's 1-8.

[06:12:52] The game's over. You had no chance at any point

[06:12:54] to impact it, you don't even make it to team fights?

[06:13:00] It's just cut. Bro, why does it get filled?

[06:13:06] God damn it.

[06:13:11] Oh! top preferred.

[06:13:15] Wait, my support's filled?

[06:13:18] I'm filled because it's blue side!

[06:13:22] Blue side! blue fire

[06:13:41] fucking ridiculous ricky ah those 10 gifted subs What's up, brother? Thank you.

[06:14:27] No pressure. me together could so oh my god Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I know the answers in my heart

[06:14:41] So I'll try my best to not fall apart

[06:14:46] And I found it hard today heart i mean

[06:15:01] not a bad draft but my support's gonna be filled

[06:15:05] i like i filled leona to the one soul now standing at all

[06:15:10] you'll be my dungeon I like doing Ivern.

[06:15:41] Have you learned about Garen from playing him so far, unironically?

[06:15:47] He's a little bit weaker early game than i thought is fps so low lately i can't afford a new computer. Sorry.. Conqueror is so appealing, Garen.

[06:16:37] I don't know.

[06:16:37] I played a Garen game with Conqueror

[06:16:39] and I hated it.

[06:16:41] Like, it was nice early, yes, but...

[06:16:49] Later on, I kept getting picked and caught. Things I never should. so so of the number screw out a ring minus five so far thank you damn so oh I wonder what the ducks are plotting today. We're doing this game. Welcome to Summoner's Rift.

[06:18:16] I tread lightly, so is not a bird that...

[06:18:20] There are seven to win at roll. It is

[06:18:23] bugged.

[06:18:25] It's just

[06:18:26] bugged.

[06:18:27] It is insane.

[06:18:30] It's five on roll against

[06:18:31] two true autofill. That should never, and they're net MMR higher. That should never happen. It is bugged. Riot, fix it. Your matchmaking is literally broken not bugged it's broken fix it ridiculous Ridiculous!

[06:19:19] There's no argument man

[06:19:25] like if they just gave us swap support it I mean, it doesn't make sense!

[06:20:27] IT PISSES ME OFF!!! oh i f I'm gonna go to the bathroom. It's not broken, those MFs are prob boosted so it puts them up against better players to see if they actually belong in these games with their MMR so low. Your just a casualty cause system thinks you're boosted too big team.

[06:20:35] I think we killed them all!

[06:21:45] Back! your ship Your ship. something all candy sweeter now where did i leave my rules uh I'm losing flash for this. I Fucking Lulu Please love taking each other's side.

[06:21:55] Die in the desert, now that the dying part is over. Fuck out, Isra'el.

[06:22:55] Saved actually nice. the enemy has been slain life is such a strange so It is behind as fuck now can win? Shut up dumbass

[06:23:05] Every rival reaches the ultimate Shut up, dumbass. I mean... dude, I gotta FF this game fast!

[06:23:08] I'm just sitting here getting pissed off.

[06:23:12] It can't go... it's bugged, like there is no...

[06:23:14] There is nothing to say.

[06:23:16] What the fuck is wrong with these guys?

[06:23:20] Hey! Any meetings in the car? so I'm going to try and get the first one. oh my

[06:23:47] jarvin brother respectfully speaking

[06:23:52] respectfully speaking do you have parents and gaming has been slain Gotcha!

[06:24:19] An ally has been slain.

[06:24:23] An enemy has been slain. I'm gonna kill you all I mean it's kind of wild because you can't cope about red side losses. So, I wouldn't care if this happened, If for instance I gain 25 LP.

[06:24:37] Instead of 22.

[06:24:38] Give me 25 LP,

[06:24:40] I'll never bitch about it again.

[06:24:41] Make me lose 17. sweet

[06:24:54] i love how the grass is fluffy on my toes.

[06:25:03] Found you!

[06:25:59] Let's get this over with! found me I'm playing for drag. so um I should go swimming later!

[06:26:11] I mean this Jarvan's fucking terrible, but we get no objective off that. And maybe Doby can carry us. Need to make a gumdrop

[06:26:41] And maybe Doughy can carry. Dovey down! Let's go, Dovey I find that the stranger life gets

[06:26:43] Dovi death Dovey diff.

[06:26:46] Look, it just sounds so right.

[06:26:48] I can't go top without ult. Sorry, bro. Oh! Keep circling around mid.

[06:27:00] What do you want, Klee? Keep circling around mid.

[06:27:06] What do you want? Wait...

[06:27:13] Yes bro, I'm just 1v9'ing this thing what can i say. so so oh the sun's making me awful We need this dragon guys, but it is what it is. I'm getting assists from that.

[06:28:23] Ezreal's UUUM. so oh

[06:28:44] it's better to reset here.

[06:28:54] The Finmit Tower

[06:29:00] Out jumbled, yep Yep. uh I'm having another eye-opening experience.

[06:29:40] Kinda like half assing this I'm not giving this a little bit. Oh! Ah!

[06:29:59] Yes!

[06:30:30] Hurry! we got five. Riven's game may be safe.

[06:30:32] I'm not hitting... Dude, I've done starting these goddamn dragons

[06:30:35] without my team helping.

[06:30:39] I will NOT hit drag unless you help.

[06:30:45] I do not care.

[06:31:32] Everything is connected in the strangest way I do not care. Hope i'm not hitting it don't give a so I can't... It's so slow I feel like.

[06:31:38] Too outdated. so um The tower please. uh There is hope for the more sweet. like ripped so weak now yeah um oh Die bro.

[06:33:28] Yo, bro you have a 1000 gold bounty.

[06:33:35] Oh, that was a one-touchable bounty.

[06:33:44] Dopey? Oh! um so so okay

[06:34:24] let's try guys but unfortunately

[06:34:31] we've lost.

[06:34:39] Unfortunately, we didn't beat the odds. Yep. Yep, it was worth 1000 gold. oh...

[06:35:24] We just got like 1.5k, yeah cornyns actually 7 kills and we camped him I wonder what adventure today has in store for all of us. I don't need Mikhels. uh so

[06:36:17] everyone has done what they say they can't do.

[06:36:26] Imagine there's a keyboard ward behind us.

[06:36:39] Yeah, there it is.

[06:36:42] Unfortunately for us their support is better so they know how to drop

[06:36:47] but then again their supports on roll like all five of their players are

[06:37:16] retard games well played thanks for the fun match I got you, dog! Brother there's no way this game goes through dude i

[06:37:32] please explain to me why the i'm playing this game right now. The longer I sit in this game, the more pissed off i'm getting. oh look a happy little cloud so oh an enemy is still amazing Shit, this bot is hard! just so fucking lame Like it doesn't make sense to play at this elo if the games are just lost from champ select! How can you put two autofill on one side?

[06:39:06] The enemy team gets five players on primary

[06:39:10] role it doesn't make sense

[06:39:14] it's fucking broken fix it

[06:39:18] it's been like two months!

[06:39:23] I don't know why everybody's not, like,

[06:39:25] bitching about this. It's been two months, bro.

[06:39:27] You are literally at a

[06:39:29] huge disadvantage just based off which side of the map you flip.

[06:39:36] It doesn't make sense.

[06:39:41] It is bugged.

[06:39:43] They could have put...

[06:39:44] They could have swapped the supports.

[06:39:47] It is a fair match.

[06:39:49] One autofill versus one autofill.

[06:39:51] I am still autofill jungle against autofill versus one autofill. I am still

[06:39:52] autofill jungle against on-roll

[06:39:55] jungle, right? Which is

[06:39:57] broken but at least it's

[06:39:59] fill versus fill. Fuck it! Put

[06:40:01] somebody on the enemy team on secondary role,

[06:40:04] at least.

[06:40:05] Secondary role.

[06:40:07] At least!

[06:40:36] Let's go! and ring of the same magic card. Bye-bye. this by the way. Hey, your team will lead? It doesn't matter!

[06:40:44] Oh, where's my support at, guys?

[06:40:49] Guys! Where's my support at?! Where is their support following Jell-O around the whole game?

[06:40:51] What's my support doing? Nothing. Why? Because he's auto-filled

[06:41:03] your blue side win rate is 46 percent you're red side 57

[06:41:06] yeah i know i know i lose every blue side game Like, what the fuck is my Leona doing all the way up there?

[06:41:24] Like, what is this?

[06:42:01] What is this? But no, we also got to hit- No! Constantly as well! I Bro explain- please like I would love to sit down. Like please w- somebody give me an

[06:42:07] Explanation let's look at this. Give me an explanation of this game!

[06:42:12] Please, for me. I would love it!

[06:42:16] Like,

[06:42:16] I would love for a Riot dad to

[06:42:18] communicate to me why

[06:42:20] the fuck this game ever goes through so let

[06:42:22] me make sure okay i am top and mid q

[06:42:28] i got jungle right I got jungle.

[06:42:35] Let's check this!

[06:42:38] Okay?

[06:42:39] My top laner...

[06:42:41] Top main.

[06:42:44] He actually got support by

[06:42:45] they swapped

[06:42:47] so top main

[06:42:47] jungle auto fill me

[06:42:49] check my mid lane account

[06:42:51] mid lane player check my 80 carry 80

[06:42:57] carry player let's check my support oh this guy plays top as well right so we have a two autofill

[06:43:10] maybe they queued top support but no way because then he

[06:43:16] would have got support every game.

[06:43:19] They've never played top.

[06:43:21] So it's

[06:43:21] top

[06:43:23] jungle autofill, mid on-, AD onroll, support offroll.

[06:43:29] It's two true autofills!

[06:43:33] Two true autofills!

[06:43:35] Let's check it in with Team...

[06:43:36] Their top laner.

[06:43:39] Top main.

[06:43:41] Their jungle.

[06:43:44] Jungle main.

[06:43:46] Their mid. Mid-main. Jungle me They're mid

[06:43:48] Mid main

[06:43:51] There ain't a carry

[06:43:54] Any Kerry mean

[06:43:57] Their support 80 carry main.

[06:43:58] There's support.

[06:44:00] Support me.

[06:44:03] Okay, okay, wait, wait!

[06:44:04] Let's check total cumulative

[06:44:07] LP.

[06:44:11] Okay. Total cumulative LP. Okay, there's some- oh! Oh!

[06:44:13] Never mind it disappeared.

[06:44:15] Their support was- okay nevermind

[06:44:17] It's gone now. Never mind.

[06:44:22] Terror? Support! 1044.

[06:44:24] My support.

[06:44:26] 1041

[06:44:28] Hey 30 higher? 30 higher?

[06:44:32] 200 higher?

[06:44:35] 150 higher?

[06:44:37] So not only do they

[06:44:39] and again we have no smurfs.

[06:44:40] So not only do they, and again we have no Smurfs.

[06:44:41] So not only do we have collectively

[06:44:43] two autofill versus

[06:44:45] zero!

[06:44:48] Zero!

[06:44:58] Their LP in MMR zero their net lp and mmr is higher what the are we doing

[06:45:01] what are we doing?

[06:45:05] It's bullshit, bro.

[06:45:09] You know why it's not just a top lane?

[06:45:13] Blue side is bugged from matchmaking.

[06:45:14] It is bugged!

[06:45:16] Why are we not addressing this?

[06:45:25] They're not intentionally mismatching autoflags, they're not doing it it is bugged

[06:45:30] hey what is happening

[06:45:33] with every blue side game too you get off roll they do not

[06:45:41] not just higher hundreds of lp higher yes they are very clearly higher mmr higher lp and have no off-roll.

[06:45:46] They don't

[06:45:47] excuse me

[06:45:47] they don't have autofill

[06:45:48] they don't have

[06:45:49] a single player

[06:45:51] on their secondary role.

[06:45:53] Not even

[06:45:54] secondary. Fuck autofill not even secondary

[06:45:55] fuck autofill

[06:45:56] not even

[06:45:57] secondary

[06:45:57] what the

[06:46:00] fuck is

[06:46:00] going on

[06:46:01] doesn't make sense I can't be blinded by the light.

[06:46:21] And break my bones

[06:46:23] Your win rate on blue side vs red,

[06:46:26] I have a 40 fucking 6% win rate on blue side and a 57

[06:46:28] on red.

[06:46:32] It's all just dumb.

[06:46:36] Don't give a fuck about...

[06:46:40] I'm over the counter pick.

[06:46:43] Fuck top lane,

[06:46:44] fuck red side top lane,

[06:46:46] fuck that.

[06:46:46] The match if you're blue side, you are going

[06:46:49] at a higher chance to lose 100%.

[06:46:52] I mean, not notice it's

[06:46:53] so stupid.

[06:46:57] What are we doing?

[06:47:06] ... What are we doing? I mean, and it's gotta be bugged because you would just swap support.

[06:47:11] Right? and it's got to be bugged because you would just swap support right

[06:47:21] you would just swap supports. So, for instance, here was the game.

[06:47:23] This guy had actually got support

[06:47:25] this guy got top lane but they swapped

[06:47:27] right? So why would you not

[06:47:29] just auto-fill

[06:47:30] sappy So why would you not just auto-fill?

[06:47:32] Sappy.

[06:47:36] Excuse me, no.

[06:47:37] This guy got top lane.

[06:47:39] This guy got auto-filled is what I was saying.

[06:47:45] So why is the Riven auto auto filled on my team this guy should have been on this team and then at the game is completely balanced No, it's because then we have three challengers.

[06:48:01] And ours is higher, so get a different player!

[06:48:16] It's unbelievable.

[06:48:25] I mean, every single person in the high-low should literally be talking about everybody. It's all right,

[06:48:27] maybe it's just an innate problem

[06:48:29] because of that... Maybe like US players

[06:48:31] don't experience this? But

[06:48:33] I mean, this is bugged! And it's a game breaking bug you're getting blue side and you're losing their mid is 67% win rate center 43 LP

[06:48:52] to put it like okay yeah true and this

[06:48:55] guy is a 67% one win from Challenger Smurf. So this guy's MMRs well over 1K if you think about it. So this game wasn't even close. It means they had like triple 1k. We had double 1K

[06:49:11] And we had double autofill

[06:49:13] Bro, what is going- bro be serious

[06:49:15] Like Oh, they said

[06:49:24] They would try and balance Autofill Jungle

[06:49:26] It doesn't ever happen

[06:49:27] No, it never happens

[06:49:31] Lucian was performing? I'm not saying Lucian wasn't

[06:49:38] Not blaming Lucian.

[06:49:42] Ezreal fucking sucks, but my Riven...

[06:49:46] Again, my Riven was auto-filled, on top of that...

[06:49:49] My Riven got support. He swapped top.

[06:49:52] He locked in his champion.

[06:49:53] He got counterpicked instantly.

[06:49:56] Instantly.

[06:49:58] How can this guy play?

[06:49:59] He can't play. So he didn't play. So not only do we have two autofill, the top laner that got his role got counterpicked. Fuck you Riot! Fuck yourself.

[06:50:17] What are we doing, bro?

[06:50:20] What are we doing devs?

[06:50:32] WHAT ARE WE DOING?! Are we serious about our job or what? Shit pissed me off.

[06:50:52] I'm tilted now now not gonna lie.

[06:50:54] That one pissed- that was a bad one! I bet my life on the stars you'll be dancing, dancing on me. The blue side game?

[06:51:18] I mean, dare I even check op.gg? the devs said on x that it would take time but no further further explanation. First of all, it's called Twitter.

[06:51:39] Secondly, where's the link?

[06:51:40] Show me the link.

[06:51:42] If it's at least acknowledged,

[06:51:44] I'm okay with it.

[06:51:45] Do not build Cyclops' work, work please it's not helping you you're trashed this is I've acknowledged it. Show me where.

[06:52:15] Show me who,

[06:52:17] what Twitter account.

[06:52:44] Oh! Who? What Twitter account? That rule... Bad bro, I don't give a shit about that. Talking about openly complain about how bad like how it's bugged.

[06:52:48] It's not just counter pick. Real f- I'm sorry.

[06:53:05] Real f- Oh, wait! Maybe I'll like fake a freakout and I'll like

[06:53:07] slam my keyboard and break my shit

[06:53:11] So that it can get posted on Redditdit and we can finally fucking fix the problem

[06:53:19] that's play Gotta get posted on Reddit for the devs to ever acknowledge a game that takes a problem.

[06:53:31] Well played, guys.

[06:54:17] Oh! well played guys so uh There might have been a kill window there

[06:54:39] this guy's feeling like crazy oh he's de-ringed two pots first blood My god does it want peace

[06:55:35] The way of the next June or July Look at it after knee-hull. so please so That really didn't pack. That really stayed. I'm gonna walk back on the Jones's at- Hey what's up? So see this uh... I think he had missed that bot wave

[06:56:33] let's look at it after knee-hull How you been doing there? okay so me map is way too dark so Nice 50 seconds I said 15 seconds, I thought he was talking about 50 minute FF. so uh Okay. Okay.

[06:58:44] Okay, that's where it is. Okay. I might be able to...

[06:58:46] I think I TP back here and get a plate while he's running

[06:58:48] for his fucking life.

[06:58:54] This is what we have.

[06:58:56] This is what we can throw away. Fuck! My Jhin's playing weak side really well apparently i need a lot of help so many dogs Hey, too many people for you brother. I mean mean this is really smart. Yeah, I'm taking that really early was actually 5 hit as fuck.

[07:00:34] Wait a minute, I'm lying. uh so uh I do two Other two earlyx is eight minutes. Now I can't zone Xin from anything without risking dying.

[07:01:30] Xin's game was over, he was not a champion ever.

[07:03:21] All I'm forced to do is spam push at his turret and I have to make something happen. so so so Give me a few, bro. so so uh so Wait, this is how I have to play. I'm sorry that I said If I hate something, I destroy it.

[07:03:23] If I know something

[07:03:25] I teach it

[07:04:47] Yes! so Good next bro. This is what it is, this is what it is, this is what it is, this is what it is. is so so The block's hard to outplay, I really need sword. the ocean is cold

[07:04:51] i think my oriana actually had a lot of

[07:05:00] sense Now should you balance? I can't remember the last time I've seen this champion.

[07:05:29] It's such a useless character. so I know you choose to attack me, but...

[07:05:35] Enemy E's 1v9? Nah. Not even enemy E. The champion does nothing on any team.

[07:06:12] It's a- does nothing on any team so now An enemy has been slain.

[07:06:16] I mean look how fucking noob he looks! No shit, Hazel!

[07:06:20] Fuck! What are we like what the fuck? What's he doing?

[07:06:34] He's losing, I don this team.

[07:06:44] I should buy every one of these.

[07:06:52] The champ problem or player problem? I think they're actually both, but to be honest there's not many people making that champ look good. It is too easy to see cc chain him

[07:07:07] grabbing sword let me get a third so so I'm gonna go ahead and do this. so so up guys yes

[07:09:06] i don't know why barge here like it this is newbie as jeez what is desire so I feel like he was running at me, but I didn't have to flash. Who's that Lee player you like- Yee player that you liked last year?

[07:09:09] Ah! Tio!

[07:09:11] Tio! Theo! Theo! Theo. Give you a sub, LordSolTheHatSub! Lord, it's all thanks. be a fun fight. I'm gonna get my tentacles spawned. so Oh, fuck. Enemy double kill! I'm gonna go for the kill.

[07:10:41] Enemy double killed

[07:10:45] Just too big of noobs Is Bard running away from the team?

[07:10:47] I mean, Bard should never get jumped on we shouldn't be chasing kha'zix Your turret has been destroyed. Thank you.

[07:11:13] Ashley's Ballad?

[07:11:20] My name is Unloving! Don't you build Overlords? Never!

[07:11:29] I can't...

[07:12:23] ... uh so uh so Like you won that barely.

[07:12:26] Actually, it was actually barely. They are trying to kill me! Good desperate there garrett I mean, I don't actually have any idea how we win.

[07:13:01] Uh...

[07:13:02] I have to be everywhere this game.

[07:13:04] Such an issue. you

[07:13:16] I have to match this in

[07:13:40] after the fight After the in-fight... okay I don't see it.

[07:13:42] I don't die.

[07:13:44] And I don't stop. I don't stop. so so Oh Fuck it pocket t-80 is so I'm gonna go to the other side.

[07:15:03] My team... Bro, let me out.

[07:15:06] What are we doing?

[07:17:25] They must be destined to grow. so yes at least has value I'm going to try and get the Not sure we can do this. All right, the block speed's up. so so They won't It's a long stun. Didn't carry? Do carry!

[07:17:30] Do carry!

[07:18:00] DO CARRY! Blanc's a problem now.

[07:18:04] King is lost, Mashi is pop-laying. Her side turret's gone.

[07:18:28] Oh, no! bit cooked never build ice port Never build Iceborn. Never ever ever.

[07:18:36] Alright guys, I'm gonna side lane top lane don't die uh I'm playing for Baron loss. There's no flash. so Honestly, honestly you should have started dead I

[07:20:00] Play party animals with us runoff content

[07:20:04] Wait, excuse me you guys have to be crazy desperate to ask me because you know that's a fuck no.

[07:20:10] That's crazy bro.

[07:20:12] Uh, fuck no. I'm not a monster.

[07:20:14] I'm a horse.

[07:20:15] Yeah...

[07:20:16] You're a mini-golf.

[07:20:17] The team has destroyed the turret.

[07:20:18] Oh my god.

[07:20:19] I can't even see anything.

[07:20:20] I don't know what's going on here.

[07:20:21] I think it's just me and the other guy.

[07:20:22] I don't know where he is.

[07:20:23] I don't know who he is.

[07:20:24] I don't know if he's in this room or somewhere else. I don't know. I don't know. so so I'm going to try and get the most out of this. There's certainly one way to lose.

[07:21:00] I mean, here is what it is the block was out of the game for so long but Wait, dude.

[07:21:27] I mean this is ridiculous.

[07:21:29] These games are so ridiculous! so I mean, dude.

[07:21:55] You can't just play every blue.

[07:22:01] Tire's buffed. oh tires boss yo can we hit the dragon dude i'm gonna lose my shit.

[07:22:29] Dude! We- Okay, we killed LeBlanc

[07:22:32] Five of us were alive There was a blast from the We killed LeBlanc.

[07:22:33] Five of us were alive.

[07:22:35] There was a Blast Cone up.

[07:22:39] Why are we not on the dragon?

[07:22:41] You wanna know why?

[07:22:43] Because you're a blue side fucking team

[07:22:54] Get me the fuck out of here man, I don't understand understand

[07:24:53] it doesn't make sense uh yeah they even killed LeBlanc by the way. It's just a straight 4v5! so so it's I don't understand. uh your life yes can you play your socials and watch butterfuses die and play the game

[07:24:56] yes wait for the gin yes Maybe APA will die like that for a fourth time, and maybe we'll do the incorrect thing

[07:25:16] again. Rats, Devil and Sims. so so I'm going to go for the one-hit

[07:26:11] shot down

[07:26:13] and it's not that long.

[07:26:31] It's a bit, like twice as long I'm on the red side. You guys think i'm coping?

[07:26:36] I'm not even like, totally what it says. Like i'm literally i'm not even like truly when it says

[07:26:38] like i'm literally convinced blue side teams

[07:26:40] like 0.1 percent less damage just like just enough so you never notice

[07:26:47] but something probably but probably so so you have slain an enemy hey so oh Oh yes, leave Master Yi.

[07:28:08] You're fucking horrible.

[07:28:10] Dude I-I ACTUALLY like I CANNOT win a blue game.

[07:28:19] 15 of my last 17 losses are blueside, and both red losses were just me trolling it's unbelievable

[07:28:33] it's like from top to so whatever that's making fucks you but you get the biggest retards on your team always

[07:28:43] Like that he was a dumbass.

[07:28:49] I gotta watch this Vaude, we lost this game and they got Mountain Soul. Let's see what my team

[07:28:51] was doing.

[07:28:53] Oh thank you for only making

[07:28:55] me lose 19 LP Riot. I appreciate that.

[07:29:00] Oh true! And no... One of those red losses was me playing Singed bot lane because my team was trolling in select.

[07:29:08] So I actually literally trolled playing singed bot lane and even then that's still a 38 minute game

[07:29:13] And we almost won it despite me playing singed bot like Sitchbot.

[07:29:26] We're literally just here, what are we doing?

[07:29:28] Alright let's see guys.

[07:29:29] Wait, LeBlanc is already dead here actually.

[07:29:35] Okay, we kill LeBlanc!

[07:29:44] For free?! Get't even ult it's dragon soul up yo guys come to the baron Yi, you might want a Baron, bro.

[07:29:52] Yo, Jhin,

[07:29:53] you wanna get on Baron?

[07:29:55] Anybody?

[07:29:56] Anybody wanna hit Baron? Blast Cone!

[07:29:58] Guys, anybody wanna hit Baron? I have everything up. Flash ult, I'm huge. BLAST CONE! GUYS, ANYBODY WANNA HIT BARON?

[07:30:00] I HAVE EVERYTHING UP.

[07:30:01] FLASH ULT,

[07:30:02] I'M HUGE.

[07:30:03] DOES ANYBODY WANNA HIT BAR-

[07:30:04] hit-hit...

[07:30:06] FUCKIN' DRAGON BY THE WAY.

[07:30:07] ANYBODY.

[07:30:13] WHAT ARE WE DOING?! What are we doing?

[07:30:16] Then when Ashe finally ults me,

[07:30:18] We do this. Dude what the fuck is that?

[07:30:30] Oh, I'm losing my mind, bro.

[07:30:32] That is terrible!

[07:30:35] Blue side, get one. Which, whatever.

[07:30:56] We were still down fucking...

[07:30:59] Actually, after...

[07:31:02] Really down 3.58.

[07:31:04] They got Mountain Soul. What are we doing?

[07:31:06] Why did none of those guys go over and get that? They can't go in the fucking pit! LeBlanc is dead!

[07:31:12] I'm a lally with two levels around dragon and

[07:31:15] I have ult flash they literally can't get in what are we doing so That's three losses in a row, and it just said Blue side every fucking godforsaken game that has been a curb stop.

[07:31:45] Blue side, blue side, blue side blue side blue

[07:31:47] side remember this red side game only

[07:31:50] reason we lost his right side game was

[07:31:51] have a stream set actually was the

[07:31:53] Cossacks from last game fanboying right

[07:31:57] saying I'm not gonna get like he can't be the previous game

[07:32:00] you can't meet this guy's like i'm not going to gain for you

[07:32:04] right completely useless blue side again i told about this red side, I'm playing Singed Bot

[07:32:10] It was red side so it's still 38 minutes

[07:32:14] BLUE SIDE side, blue side, blue side, blue side, blue side.

[07:32:23] Blue side lost, blue side rare red,

[07:32:26] blue side, blue side and again this game

[07:32:29] was griefed as well by this rom so how many is that

[07:32:35] out of 17 of my last losses 15 or blue side

[07:33:11] that what. So Redside's just like that strong.

[07:33:13] Like, obviously you're not gonna win every single game on Redside but it's better.

[07:33:19] ...

[07:33:21] ... Oh, we had a Google Doc linker.

[07:33:37] Let's click it.

[07:33:43] Blue Mudkips... oh blue mudkip still yasuo doesn't hit this too Oh my god, we lost. What is this? Oh my god. Why'd my support link this I have no idea who I'm against. so I thought he's filled Let's go next. Thanks for watching! I'm gonna go back to the jungle.

[07:35:49] Who am I against?

[07:35:52] Kayn... I thought it was fucking... Who's our jungle?

[07:35:55] God damnit.

[07:35:59] I thought it was Kayn jungle!

[07:36:08] ... I thought it was Kayn jungle. Diana mid, Aurora top

[07:36:11] and Shabbat

[07:36:13] I don't know how this matchup is, but it's not too bad.

[07:36:18] We have the red side boost. Again though like I said in our one loss earlier...

[07:36:24] The only reason we lost was because of this dipshit fanboy jungle on my team

[07:36:29] no Welcome to Summoner's Rift.

[07:36:42] And this dipshit fanboy typing already fucking

[07:36:45] Typing paragraphs like my

[07:36:47] Tyler what a journey we've had today

[07:36:49] I've inted you, i've inted against

[07:36:51] You. No you've sweated

[07:36:53] Every game against me but lo-

[07:36:55] Like nobody talk now you just int with me like this is what i'm talking about so yes

[07:36:57] this will be a red side loss but only because I have this on my team

[07:37:29] oh look androgen from last game. Great. Oh, he blew both sums and died. Actually that's impressive I'm not gonna give up. I'm not gonna give up on it.

[07:37:33] What's he see?

[07:37:35] Pike hook?

[07:37:43] I'm not gonna give up. A new order. Chaos.

[07:37:45] That's what's being made.

[07:37:48] Alright, so I get to kill this guy? it's in mid okay

[07:38:08] at least six eight no six five At least 6-8? No.

[07:38:54] 6-5 so okay This is the only truth that matters. a real person

[07:39:00] oh look my jinn died again

[07:39:42] oh that's a good play i think are only drawing me home so Oh Going to max. Hey man at least getting paid to play this dog shit!

[07:39:48] That's true.

[07:39:54] Strong as I'll be, we have to so bad

[07:40:24] damn little rat champ huh I missed that here. I'm trying out on the corpses. so I'm a long-standing man, so you'll see my message.

[07:41:06] I heard his little dog.

[07:41:11] If you think of not stopping me, they will die. I'm gonna quit playing a year ago? Should I quit or do retirement? Don't come back. I am stronger than man, stronger than machine my team will is like late game players still

[07:41:47] play better the player of a game goes right guys Nice, right?

[07:42:16] I just did the same exact thing he died from earlier. um why is my uh ad carry level 3. The crabbies are calling me home. This Vaude review is going to be special. The chaos will come.

[07:43:17] Fine, the power of Redside will prevail. I believe.

[07:43:25] Oh, you're gonna play Wild Rift? No. he burns

[07:44:18] and it could have gained 5 other people. These are my weapons. oh She actually had just enough mana for that.

[07:44:22] I could have, uh......got away sooner An enemy has been snagged.

[07:44:39] Double kill.

[07:44:42] What the, I thought you hated him? I think he's actually pretty good. of the

[07:45:02] guys know this gin was a five season

[07:45:04] challenger player.

[07:45:14] You guys know that? Oh, yes! I'm going to try and get the first one. I was wondering if Khan had more CS than my Jhin. so I think she was dead no matter what. Only those who survive this city deserve it. so In a bottle cow, I but I played with them last game.

[07:46:36] Think he's just ass.

[07:46:53] Very good. Oh, my God.

[07:47:03] No one knew better about me... uh Screams follow in my wake.

[07:47:32] My TF unmuted to say something, I wonder what he said?

[07:48:02] No... tf unmuted to say something i wonder what he said oh no i am not your enemy I'm gonna TP bot, help out your best buddy.

[07:48:08] Through a mission teleport bot. He's griefing now You lose triple LP if you're solo running it?

[07:48:22] I mean this should be bannable.

[07:48:24] This is what actually needs banned! um so I need speed. That needs gank.

[07:49:08] I will say this champ is completely broken.

[07:49:10] Aurora's completely broken.

[07:49:12] This guy has no business being useful,

[07:49:13] at least we're clear. I want to see their faces when I tear their hope away. so Oh, no. girl I don't know.

[07:50:19] There's no road where

[07:50:19] I can ever get dome

[07:50:20] under my tower.

[07:50:21] We have a completely

[07:50:22] winning top side.

[07:50:23] Our bot lane is 0-5

[07:50:25] with 60 CS.

[07:50:40] Dragon's not up why are we ever going bot lane anywhere botside why An enemy has been slain.

[07:51:04] The city is choking on the deadlines! so Oh Already back

[07:51:07] Bro you sit your dipshit ass playing this guy can who doesn't deserve to be able to play the game.

[07:51:12] This guy was 1-3? Me? Kha'Zix?

[07:51:17] Twisted Fate all fed. What are we doing?

[07:52:04] Strength will not be tested so These guys can't play. Like, I don't know...

[07:52:06] Our brains don't work? I don't know.

[07:52:08] You get T1 on your team and you start playing like fucking retards.

[07:52:11] I don't get it.

[07:52:13] Wonderful! I don't get it.

[07:52:22] I have no idea what to build,

[07:52:24] I don't think I can build anything against her.

[07:52:25] MR? But if I build an MR this game, it's bad.

[07:52:27] So...

[07:52:34] This is the order time for debaters.

[07:52:37] I'm with you, and this your enemy.

[07:52:40] No, safely farming doesn't work! We are losing! see so so If you have any shadows, you are one of them. I mean, it'd be top of the9s this game. It is what it is, sorry guys.

[07:53:42] If you play the correct side of the map... so I'm going to use the I think she scales disgusting. Her ult just does way too much damage. so it is just that simple They're nerfing that next patch and I promise she's still busted.

[07:54:51] And I haven't seen her that much so why is it top lane so hard you enter wave to one abilities way the waves The future is carved into my flesh. I don't want to die. so so Apparently, these guys are having some internal beef.

[07:56:34] They should see our team comms. is oh brother Oh brother, go to dragon. so um so Shit.

[07:57:51] Hey, look at that by the way it's another red side win

[07:57:57] look at that it doesn't matter nothing matters you get redside he will win it doesn't matter matter like blue side affects everybody's brain oh keep pulling him bro I just I must not be born in the depths. oh there it all begin kind of like their entire team's here so no

[07:59:59] yes that's personal or got hard to learn?

[08:00:03] Not really.

[08:00:06] No. following my I'm gonna go for the I think it's really bad. High elo? We'll play it mid-low elo. so so Really embarrassing, maybe just FF. The fifth game. I'm gonna get railed by a set top?

[08:01:42] You guys want to play Garen? Bro, okay but

[08:01:44] I'm limit testing the

[08:01:46] Garen games.

[08:01:54] Your team has destroyed the turret

[08:02:12] actually so the enemy has been slain

[08:02:22] yeah plus that account's bugged and my mouse settings are fucked up.

[08:02:29] Along with the CN...

[08:02:33] Now Plague is getting racist. Uh oh.

[08:02:41] Oh, Pike got racist randomly.

[08:02:58] He just had a type that he couldn't hold it in Red side, yay! Red side.

[08:02:59] Woohoo!

[08:03:00] We love red side.

[08:03:01] We love red side.

[08:03:02] We love red side.

[08:03:03] We love red side.

[08:03:04] We love red side. We love red side. We love red side. Red side, woohoo!

[08:03:07] We love red side.

[08:03:11] No stop those five-gifted subs Brody

[08:03:16] Let's watch the Vaude.

[08:03:20] Wait, let's watch the Vaude.

[08:04:02] Let's see how my Jhin died, level 1? so so Welcome to Summoner's Rift. 30 seconds until minions fall.

[08:04:05] Hey!

[08:04:06] Welcome to Summoners' Rift.

[08:04:08] In the bush. 30 seconds until minions I'm gonna go back to the. so so so remember when you said he set that room up three weeks ago i've been so busy bro doing what things so Oh my god, Redside again? in

[08:06:14] well yep almost at 13k subs

[08:06:20] only 7 000 to go me lord of 15k All right, Docs.

[08:06:55] Take care, bud. so When I look around me, you see everything I've had when I've been I'm going to start at 50k.

[08:07:34] 20k now it's not about where you start it's about where you finish put the fries in the bag tt

[08:07:55] not funny i never prayed a card anymore

[08:08:01] no garen if i win this game, I'll switch accounts.

[08:08:27] Ooh! drown on my I need a dream change In the night, I feel just like I did

[08:08:33] When I look around That Cloud Lulu sucked, or whatever. is is it maybe bob Bobby will let me win. I'm not sure about shit on.

[08:09:27] Plus we got 88 here uh he has ignites just

[08:09:33] i wanted to go tp ignite and i like going night in this matchup it's just...

[08:09:44] I've been needing Flash so much, actually.

[08:09:45] Like, teamfights. Okay. take it down yes, Kirk I did so i will swim well take it down

[08:10:23] welcome to summoners rigged

[08:10:29] why is that a good idea for snack comp? You should be wrecking the mid-levels.ignite, plumber.

[08:11:00] No the one mod that was awake went to sleep.

[08:11:06] Sorry guys

[08:12:00] Abomination so I actually think I'm gonna ego my my god is bot lanes today are really good

[08:12:08] bobby says he's from a ganking top help i don't know what i do Thanks for watching! Let's space it a little bit.

[08:12:44] Like no risk of dying.

[08:12:45] Bot got 2v2'd, Fiddlesticks got solo killed. Jungle's pathing top.

[08:12:54] Fine, I have Graves. Wait why is my Grave still- in a I was lying about Bobkin not resetting a gate top.

[08:13:28] Okay.

[08:13:31] It might not be that bad.

[08:13:55] That all comes off my mid lane getting 1v1'd. uh That was good. Played Garrett.

[08:14:08] Played Garrett.

[08:14:20] Buzz, my Graves level 2. It became top lane.

[08:14:23] Sorry I'm not quite over that yet.

[08:14:30] Is there a hope?

[08:14:31] The Miracle of Redside?

[08:14:32] I... Prevail.

[08:16:16] Oh! prevail my body is okay I'm gonna keep I reckon Skull is fine. um so and Right, Poppy.

[08:16:17] Fuck off me, shit. See if my Akali gets anything productive off this. bad no

[08:16:39] thanks for those uh gifted subs again bro i think you also dropped a lot

[08:16:42] earlier thank you Truly another 1v9. Does my jungle even play Jungle?

[08:17:00] This guy like, everything this guys done in this game has been wrong

[08:17:03] Yeah any defense there

[08:17:04] Yeah every single thing this guy's done in this game has been wrong.

[08:17:14] Oh he hit 13k! Yay!

[08:17:16] That was exciting. Baby! 13k yay i was deciding so Okay. so Now, I'm going to show you how to do it. Now!

[08:18:16] Here it comes, sprint and talk.

[08:18:20] I'm gonna give them all shit. Shut up. Bob can you fuck off me dipshit? I'm going to go with the is um so oh so I'm gonna stop you.

[08:19:39] Your soul travels. Fight me!

[08:19:43] Proxy's trap, it's not bad. I mean all this guy will really see guys do is

[08:19:47] not die to him.

[08:19:57] Like actually.

[08:19:59] I think if my mid lane wasn't gapped as hard as he's gapped,

[08:20:02] which is disgusting by the way,

[08:20:04] then it's winnable?

[08:21:46] I'm not really sure why Bard's still up top, I think Garen did this last time as well. Oh, fuck! They're like that, please. Up the Ezreal, play for top. uh okay my This actually... What the fuck is wrong with these people, bro? Like, dude.

[08:21:56] Nice. Big Brother has got to be...

[08:21:58] This is what needs punished, by the way.

[08:22:00] THIS IS WHAT NEEDS BANNED!

[08:22:04] Like this cannot exist.

[08:22:15] Fucking bullshit. watching your stream i mean so again this graves eating his game was

[08:22:35] completely unprovoked he did it himself he i think he missed a grub

[08:22:41] or excuse me i think he missed a uh

[08:22:49] krug Krug?

[08:22:55] So he was only level 2 when he invaded?

[08:22:57] And lost. Oh! and lost um We got all the plates mid. recorded I'm going to miss that plate. Shh. No, bro. maybe it'll be winnable if uh...

[08:24:18] Either jungle or mid becomes useful.

[08:24:22] Either one.

[08:24:27] Oh no! Either way. Maybe

[08:24:29] But I think by that time

[08:24:31] They're gonna be playing Cognaloo

[08:25:18] Yeah They're gonna be playing Call of the Loop. They'll be playing Call I'm playing Coglulu and Blanc's free kills. so so And now I have been slain. Enemy killing spree

[08:25:29] double kill

[08:25:37] mind easing There are tons of ginger dogs.

[08:25:40] Mine isn't one.

[08:25:49] Your team has destroyed a turtle army. Classic. Just carry? It's not possible.

[08:26:05] Like, you couldn't ask this Renekton to die any more than he is.

[08:26:09] Nobody is carrying this game, by the way.

[08:26:12] No player in the

[08:26:14] planet on the planet Earth

[08:26:16] has ever played this game.

[08:26:29] Like, this is pretty much best case scenario. Renekton's just running it down, right? And continuing to run it down. He's not stopping... That's like the BEST thing you want to win Lost it. Wisdom is free! oh

[08:27:03] yeah it's over. is I have no idea why they're trolling. so so Oh, Reku those fatty 50s and subs again bro. You're the best

[08:28:16] and I've been sleeping this good day An ally has been slain.

[08:28:24] Does this get dead, bro? How is this like 90% of games? Everything we wanna do I already done it oh

[08:28:39] jeez like is it is dead

[08:28:48] funny game man.

[08:28:56] Let's see what happened, let's see why my jungle just randomly started griefing and then full deathin'.

[08:29:00] Now let's see how my mid got 1v1'd, let's watch and see what happens.

[08:29:02] Really entertaining and fun. This is awesome.

[08:29:03] This isn't punished, by the way.

[08:29:05] Call this guy a retard, by the way.

[08:29:07] You're now at... You now have to...

[08:29:08] First of all, you...

[08:29:09] Really impressive, guys.

[08:29:11] Very impressive damage, guys. Very impressive damage, guys!

[08:29:13] That is amazing!

[08:29:15] So my- again, my mid-devil literally

[08:29:17] aren't playing. That has got to be

[08:29:19] punishable.

[08:29:21] That needs punish, by the way.

[08:29:23] Like yes or no you can make people win three ranked games!

[08:29:26] But like this is just an inting

[08:29:29] There's no excuse there's no exception

[08:29:33] Give these guys rank restriction easily right very easily

[08:29:43] all right let's see what happens.

[08:29:45] Okay, level 2! I'm gonna assume he doesn't kill me so he doesn't get 3.

[08:29:53] Yep, that's exactly what happened 600 LP by the way Braves most played

[08:30:04] all right this guy says fuck it. What am I watching? so um I think that might be a wood train. See how mid died.

[08:31:00] That might be a win trade, I'm not gonna lie.

[08:31:08] It's not a bad game that's not a bad game that's nothing about that's normal so Oh Bob stop yapping in my chat bro you always gotta be so annoying. Get the fuck out of here, dude.

[08:31:45] Bobby might be the biggest... The lowest IQ retard

[08:31:47] I've ever seen in my life. No offense to you, bro.

[08:31:49] Dude, Bob, how do you see

[08:31:50] my scoreline?

[08:31:53] Bob can come in here some days.

[08:31:55] I'm like 0-9.

[08:31:56] He's like, yo, T1, let's duo, bro!

[08:31:58] Me and you! Let's hit it up!

[08:32:01] Bro, read the room. Get the fuck outta here!

[08:32:12] I mean this is what it is bro, that needs punished. yeah like bro starts the game yapping that he's gonna AFK camp me.

[08:32:38] AFK camps me still loses? so

[08:32:51] understand by eating their game as i'm saying i play a lot of these games for

[08:32:55] fun this is why

[08:33:04] that disgusting That disgusting shit

[08:33:20] He's not getting advantage too annoying bro, fire what's up show me that sub

[08:33:23] no damage i think a colleague less than lulu my jungle and my mid did Weston Lilloo. with it sweet melody It is me

[08:34:09] Are you so boring? I mean legit boring

[08:34:14] I mean legit, i think it's because more people just run it down

[08:34:18] and its like a higher elo so people know how to use

[08:34:20] leads a little bit better but yeah if somebody dies once they're just gonna

[08:34:23] keep dying.

[08:34:35] Even in like all the games I've won, that's literally what's happening. Alright so what's up?

[08:34:47] I wish i could see how Ezreal died level 1.

[08:34:50] Wait, actually? actually

[08:35:01] imagine that renekton gets to win it just happens

[08:35:03] imagine if my jungle and mid stopped dying.

[08:35:09] How did this guy hard stinking mid

[08:35:26] what is dude what the fuck was this entire game by the way?

[08:35:35] Akali goes here and gets chunked by Lulu, has to go around.

[08:35:39] Bard's like running mid for one auto attack.

[08:35:44] Ezreal is in this bot bush throwing one Q and then getting ran down.

[08:35:49] Graves is failing his jungle clear, this is 650 LP by the way. so. IAA.

[08:36:29] A little more... Play one more.

[08:36:34] Why did Ez wait until they were in auto range?

[08:36:36] Wait, why did Ezreal

[08:36:37] wait until they were

[08:36:38] in auto range?

[08:36:41] Wait, why didn't he max-range the Q?

[08:36:43] Now that I think about it...

[08:36:47] Wait, what?!

[08:36:56] ... what

[08:37:11] he literally went into there in his face and then press view. He'll never get unbanned sir, he using Flash range. literally flashed up because she was in flash range

[08:37:47] stop micromanaging players, everyone makes mistakes. Okay but to be fair that's almost a 700 LP average lobby.

[08:37:53] That... When I'm on my inworld account? Whatever, it's fine.

[08:38:02] Not in this account Oh this is where it is. is my last game i'm swapping accounts hopefully can win and i'll play like one or two garren games. What?

[08:39:13] We'll see how this game goes. I'm not gonna lie, these drapes are looking lost.

[08:39:30] Is this guy hovering fiddlesticks?

[08:39:36] Hmm.

[08:39:41] Oh my god, bro. Oh, it was getting a little mid. If you wanted a Camille, I can also take Kidd in here.

[08:40:22] But i'm more than happy for this matchup for both of us. So maybe just allow you

[08:40:26] Wanted to play in and support

[08:41:34] Oh oh uh you bots have always been a thing brian is so I think this game is going to be a win. We have a terrible team. Welcome to Summoner's Rift. 30 seconds until minion spawn.

[08:41:57] One more after this? Yeah, but not in this account.

[08:42:00] This accounts heading to the graveyard

[08:42:01] if I keep playing on it life is too short for fear

[08:42:13] the club is ziri the chinese double lift

[08:42:17] aha doshi

[08:42:23] minions has Minions have spawned.

[08:44:15] If I hate something, I destroy destroy it if i want something A little too autofill for... do I have autofill? What is this? more things I am here to test swords. uh That would have been a nut they want Lakin, who died? Camille?

[08:44:17] Rising. Camille? Oh my god I I cannot believe he kills there.

[08:44:37] GG UGHHHHHH GG

[08:44:43] I feel like i just got...

[08:44:45] GAB

[08:44:55] I could have flashed something.

[08:45:43] That last auto came so fast. so so The attack speed quits. He's running?

[08:45:44] Oh shit. Do we have those? the attack speed quits he's running oh shit

[08:45:45] have those fighting uh I I think if Shyvana actually wasn't there, I'd win that because I got my cooldowns back up.

[08:46:47] Ugh, I mean this shit was gonna lost regardless. It doesn't matter man

[08:46:53] Unless the Chinese Doublelift wins this

[08:46:58] Kill support's good Thank you I don't scare. Fiddlesticks is good!

[08:47:00] Wait, he died?

[08:47:21] Yeah! But Blue side lost? Yes. And blue side games are stopped. Because my fucking losing that last game sucks so bad.

[08:47:25] I break hearts...I break spades... i so um That looks Mexican you fucking idiots. Learn his lore! Oh shit. so so It's over the sky. oh An enemy has been slain.

[08:49:33] It's my turn to kill you!

[08:50:27] Die! um... Bastard. bastard I'm going to use double left! Wait, I am tripping.

[08:50:28] Wait, did I have flash?

[08:50:31] Wait, I thought I haded that entire time now oh my god i'm trolling uh...

[08:51:01] Yeah, at the same time just...... so i doubt you too so are we both up flash You are drowning. Bro, I'm kinda just getting stat checked.

[08:52:03] It's not fun.

[08:52:07] You guys should die here.

[08:52:15] He's not coming.

[08:53:48] Oh my god, man side blue side this only ash only hits a cross map saving r on blue side! That's what you mean, I'm on the moon. so so so I actually reset. This guy is massive. Oh. Oh, fuck ever. I mean this game was fucked up for level one. My name is Adrax.

[08:54:11] Adrax counter Illaoi? No, it's an even matchup.

[08:54:15] Don't get hit. No, it's an even matchup.

[08:54:29] Even match up if you play like it's even.

[08:54:34] This matchup I could've won.

[08:54:40] I live with 1 HP, like 3 times, it's actually so fucked up.

[08:54:47] Ah he does not... the A-Dice is not covered bad one right just go even i think it's actually I just realized there was a mile high.

[08:55:27] Minigun! mini so uh uh Another Dremel came for a correct dive! so Well I don't think Aatrox is ever going to die actually.

[08:56:48] How does this guy die with Sona?

[08:56:50] I think we need a good fiddle ult maybe, that's it though.

[08:56:53] So that is cooked. I am a teacher.

[08:57:05] Here's what I learned. i am a teacher so oh

[08:57:32] the jury can scale the pump is very scales that means

[08:57:36] ash sonona are scaling.

[08:57:46] There's a positive is this guy not CSing so he has

[08:57:48] only one item so so so so Is that real by the way.

[08:58:57] And then shoot an insta-starter with ult. I was gonna have to use it anyway.

[08:59:06] If I start with full,

[08:59:07] I kill Shrouder.

[09:00:02] I must be slain! Even if i do bad day so This side of gap is where it is. I lost too many red side games today, also like four red side games...

[09:00:07] ...is what it is

[09:00:14] that's that just one shot my 80 carry when he was 0-4. Shut down.

[09:00:33] Rampage

[09:00:56] I love how Fiddle beat Zed mid ah i think little bit's broken Is it though? Yes, I actually think it is. I played against it and it's fucked up.

[09:00:58] Alright so Zed hit his 0-4 power. Now he's 1v1'ing everybody. Bro, I cannot believe I died in level 3. is too short for fear I think I'm supposed to be a start to the blue

[09:01:35] Can't get it right

[09:01:37] In days, I let slip away

[09:01:40] In a similar time

[09:01:44] If I hate something,

[09:01:45] I destroy it.

[09:01:46] If I don't something,

[09:01:48] I destroy it.

[09:01:49] If I don't something, so Allow me to put a matchup vs Mord fight early, that's it uh so oh crazy play those five gifts brother oh This is shit Ash. so your turret has been destroyed I think we have to pry.

[09:03:54] Tremata's up in two, I think we have to zone over the wall Camille. so Fuck it, just give me a sword bro. Double blue trinket. Oh I think we off I had to go in there, he was dead! uh can you hear it There is joy in their comp. bad so action this We have no sleepers. um Oh, It's never real.

[09:07:30] Oh, what a nightmare! I said we win this game if fucking

[09:07:32] level 1 doesn't happen.

[09:07:34] Oh my god...

[09:07:35] If this guy doesn't win that 1v1 by 2 HP while my auto is off...

[09:07:45] I had nothing to build.

[09:07:55] Camille's stronger than me! Your turret has been destroyed so I don't stay, I don't die

[09:08:14] And I don't stop

[09:08:16] Me too

[09:08:17] Me too oh Double's about the hardest to carry.

[09:08:36] Kai'in's doubled it, get him ready. Your Inventor is doing well. so so I'm gonna win. so I'm not ready to be that way.

[09:09:39] We all need a partner,

[09:09:43] and so do I. My life is so If I didn't die we win this game from top.

[09:10:04] Fuck my life, we're gonna watch this VOD. I swear that auto came

[09:10:11] out so fast!

[09:10:16] Fuck control playing

[09:10:34] is a trucks w reset as auto i does it? If it does, I don't know. It kinda looked like it did.

[09:10:42] I have no idea. I think I for sure could have played it better though, let's see.

[09:11:02] I know what he does.

[09:11:06] This is so good for me.

[09:11:08] How do I lose this? Oh my god. Oh my god so He gets his passive up.

[09:11:39] So I mean, I could have flashed his W as well.

[09:11:44] I don't know this is close.

[09:11:45] I think if I flash is W.

[09:11:58] I also didn't have to walk at him but like a fucking retard oh my god

[09:12:08] I might as take the soul kill

[09:12:10] they I also got his bone plating up as well.

[09:12:23] Brought some blue side shot this is just blue side Yeah, Lucid.

[09:12:48] Alright, call it on that account for the day. That's cooked.

[09:12:49] It is what it is.

[09:12:54] In the day negative three fuck my life it pains me swap accounts play a couple of games improve now i just needed that after i hit the soul the game's over. Up.

[09:13:24] That was a very rare winnable blue side of the game. That never happens

[09:13:26] ever.

[09:13:52] Okay. that never happens ever I think we can play one Garen game. Pray it's not terrible.

[09:13:55] Bone Plating is trash! so I can't get my mind off of you I think it's terrible in laning phase.

[09:14:28] I think late game, if you're a side laner who bush cheeses, it's good. I'm in the middle But I can't help but hold it oh i don't know where you take me I think second wind's a little goaded.

[09:15:29] Second Wind plus D-Shield early game is a little goaded. is No brand, no win?

[09:15:58] Is that true bro? no brand no win

[09:16:19] that true bro their brand one trick i'll show you I don't think it was... We saw that 636 LP.

[09:16:20] I think we got...

[09:16:21] I don't think it was... We had to 665.

[09:16:23] I think it was two net wins positive.

[09:16:30] No, that was one net win positive.

[09:16:36] It is what it is we run it back tomorrow

[09:16:38] I won 800 games in a row tomorrow

[09:16:41] I'm running for the best tomorrow i win 800 games in a row

[09:16:49] tomorrow windstorm what'snats, Kayla.

[09:17:06] Put it back I don't like that color fucking shitheads.

[09:17:34] Any good games today?

[09:17:43] Not really.

[09:17:44] Mr Pebble, thanks for those five-digit subs!

[09:17:47] Not really, bro.

[09:17:48] Actually, no.

[09:17:51] Let's check.

[09:18:01] Four 4-2 win. Boring. 5-5, 20 minute boring.

[09:18:07] Yeah this game wasn't bad. This game I won... Look at these games

[09:18:11] by the way. 2-10-2 win!

[09:18:15] 2-1-1 win! 1- win 1 7 10 win I think I go

[09:18:26] conquer right Conker, right? It's window?

[09:18:45] Or sidecar?

[09:18:55] Okay. Or, Slycon? You hate Conqueror? Okay I didn't hate it.

[09:18:57] It felt better early, worse late.

[09:19:08] Whoops! I am out macro you! WULF SION OUTMACRO YOU?

[09:19:11] If I get outmacroed in fucking Emerald,

[09:19:15] I will uninstall League of Legends and never play it again.

[09:19:19] If Dolf Sion outmacros me, I'll never play again.

[09:19:28] For the last game

[09:19:36] tp or no tp there's no way this guy outbackers me

[09:19:44] hello you low elo fucks you are terrible at the game never

[09:19:48] forget stay hard stuck. Good night.

[09:20:04] Low, E-low! low elo

[09:20:18] type your ranks in the chat guys. I bet they don't.

[09:20:19] Rogue elo players hate typing ranks in the chat. so I'm gonna open this one that's lost.

[09:20:49] Yeah, guys.

[09:20:50] Enemy support at top lane

[09:20:52] at two minutes.

[09:20:54] What do you want me to do?

[09:20:56] Who does that? Only low elo. No! What do you want me to do?

[09:20:59] Who does that?! Only low elo! Ooooooh Demacia marches as one.

[09:21:14] The other is just perma roaming. never forget why i'll come with them i don't got anything I can be here all day baby.

[09:21:48] My way is pushing Okay, I gotta go back up.

[09:22:08] It's not worth it for me to...

[09:22:12] ...to j jungle that hard

[09:22:44] That's about all I can do. I uh I'm not the enemy. An enemy has been slain.

[09:22:48] Hi, Sleona! Play dumbass! Where's your flash at? Idiot!

[09:22:52] Go! idiot just

[09:23:13] what's w during that. fuck fuck so

[09:23:56] we fight for those who cannot The worst pack.

[09:24:09] Kind of what boots though.

[09:24:17] ... so Oh yeah, that's...

[09:24:37] Oh yeah, that's the play.

[09:24:40] Had a good feel about this guy. This game boys.

[09:24:44] Started getting fucking amped up! uh oh Oh, my God. Trickle hole breaker? Nope!

[09:25:32] Actually, up CS now.

[09:25:38] Diabolical!

[09:25:39] Dude I just wanna...act, I'm down a couple.

[09:25:44] I just want to build full crit.

[09:25:45] I don't care.

[09:26:17] Oh! our courage Fuck, pick Sion. Our deeds shape the future.

[09:26:25] The place is championed! This is it! Jesus.

[09:26:34] I should buy this champion.

[09:26:44] Ah ha!

[09:26:59] I'm fucking slain oh we lost.

[09:27:05] I think it's dead.

[09:27:08] Bro,

[09:27:11] I gotta stop trying to fight early.

[09:28:26] No Black Cleaver? NO! no black cleaver no so so I can move up to kill, you know? I'm going to try and get the first one. Okay, it's fine. Still equal CS.

[09:28:29] Yes he is stacking armor but I'm playing Gairot.

[09:28:34] Who gives a fuck? Yes, he's stacking armor but I'm playing Gairot.

[09:28:35] He's a fuck.

[09:28:45] Playing Gairot every game with all it's a kill? I- That's tru- I said this! I think everybody was always the kill.

[09:28:47] I said that yesterday, it's true like this chip has no wave, he's lose another fight. Oh, and he died. so Here we go. We fight those who cannot fight. What is this guy? me

[09:30:15] and now my husband's name

[09:30:20] sona has to be fuming i think my jungle has to be fuming. I think my jungle has to be better.

[09:30:26] I'm sorry,

[09:30:28] but Kha'Zix didn't get his first cast in all three minutes.

[09:31:33] Like, he's three minutes so uh that would it so Oh, my. That's really bad.

[09:32:25] Zyra! bad Oh Say it Ash, you're one and you are what? so Who's supposed to win this matchup, by the way? Who am I know?

[09:32:26] You guys are Garen experts.

[09:32:28] Sion expert.

[09:32:29] Newbie champs

[09:32:30] who is this enemy killing spree No answer.

[09:32:56] Holy wind.

[09:33:06] Garen if Q?

[09:33:45] We win They have more sustain he had true I always don't think like that. so Has Lee been getting invaded since level 1? Yeah, I know. I helped!

[09:33:47] I died for it.

[09:35:11] This is all a joke oh Your turret has been destroyed. so destroyed okay Oh my god, I carried him. Fuck him up! FUCK HIM UP!!!

[09:35:15] WITH THE BOOOOOOOMMMM!!!! oh

[09:35:46] dude the rick herald trash It's so sure he has my last game. The gold went to the right player. so That is a good shot. I will cut. cut They can be taken control of. I think we're stronger now. Are you sure I win this? Shut down. Cleaver probably dude turret

[09:37:42] oh what about black cleaver Well, there's no way full crit doesn't one shot him later. so The damage is ticking slowly, but it's adding up and ready Phase rush.

[09:39:02] No, no phase rush.

[09:39:05] Oh fuck Con conquer it's trash

[09:39:17] I said yesterday,

[09:39:19] I would never go it again.

[09:39:20] Now I mean it. Okay. Ah fuck that, phase rush is way too broken later on.

[09:39:31] That's a kill on Aesor! so so so That's a bit toxic. Please don't say General Diffgro.

[09:40:28] You're being an asshole. i should have one shot a soul

[09:40:47] i have a bounty actually actually I'm gonna to go for the uh that's funny

[09:41:28] this world needs hope with these with this I think if he didn't have this fully stacked...

[09:42:03] I might kill there it was not

[09:42:20] not running you might as well turn and fight. Jesus.

[09:42:21] That TF is really strong.

[09:42:34] Should I just go at you, actually? Just go I actually

[09:42:52] You can actually macro a winning here, it's not so if I have flash up I think so

[09:42:57] but they're gonna get Infernal Soul.

[09:43:00] The problem with macroing with this elo is that your team's gonna die in a side. so I'm not prepping this. so That was a terrible fucking play. Okay, guess I got ganked and died.

[09:44:21] That should have been winning. I'll give this. It's okay.

[09:45:12] Alright it's all right ready

[09:46:46] yeah full build so I mean, I will one-shot. so down an enemy has been slain so You can win, you're winnable, winnable, winnable, no barrier Can I have Flash up?

[09:46:47] Oh my god. Oh my god. so one Oh my god this Sion can't play macro just don't die it's a free fucking turret! turret

[09:47:30] we're scrambling what do we do you're real Back up. I

[09:48:04] dude so sometimes

[09:48:07] I swear to god my Q I auto auto and it just doesn't go.

[09:48:10] I think I pressed E too soon.

[09:48:11] Fuck!

[09:48:18] I will fight as long as I stand!

[09:48:22] Not my fault

[09:48:35] i swear it!

[09:48:44] Fuck, I would have killed him there. so uh I'll just flash up then.

[09:49:38] Aww! uh enemy

[09:51:11] all comes down destroyed so Let's get out, macro. I need my flash? so We fight for those who cannot. God damn it. Keep fixing yourself. He's in! You suck! okay No. up

[09:51:57] why by the way on this account are it a big juggles

[09:52:01] her but 20 kills every single game with this account amy jungle is dropping a nuke

[09:52:13] every game it's a bit insane Every game.

[09:52:14] It's a bit fucking insane, actually.

[09:52:30] I love I even played for jungle this game by the way.

[09:52:31] I put that Kha'Zix behind. Whatever, that's my last game.

[09:52:37] Overall, this fucking day sucked!

[09:52:43] This is what it is because when you have bad days

[09:52:45] You know what that means?

[09:52:47] That means the next game must be better!

[09:52:51] Or the next day might seem better.

[09:52:52] It MUST!

[09:52:54] So this is what it is.

[09:52:56] Anyway, that's it for us.

[09:52:58] We'll be live again tomorrow.