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Monk Mental Arc to Challenger before end of season | Educational stream
08-28-2024 · 5h 20m
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Well, that guy just got fucking- that's not good.
He's a hard matchup.
Not too bad.
Walked him by watching.
It's a pretty hard lane for me.
I gotta just chill until six.
It's like not easy at all.
Especially when like I don't know where the fuck Daoia was.
Because I know what I know. He's here. Yeah, I do have R. We've just probably try and kill this guy, but
I mean, bro, it's kind of hard to like fight the game right now versus this action. You gotta relax.
This is not an easy matchup.
I mean, anytime, maybe I go once or you just come in and you still these guys. I mean, of course,
Gallio's mid on that timer. He did flash though. It's just so annoying. I literally can't walk to
like get Ward's or vision or anything if Gallio's not standing in the lane because he just walks mid.
It's like super fucking annoying mid to play mid sometimes when the enemy support just sits
it's new man.
Cause like my support, like this guy's literally on my fucking turret, right?
So it's like my support's not bad, but it's like, they're getting out pressured on really
bad tempo bobbin.
This guy can literally just kill me bro, yeah, you sir.
You can't invade, you know I can't try to make cause you aren't ganking, but I
I mean, it's just, I think he should just be ganking.
Like the Viego is trolling so hard this game.
Like, it doesn't make any sense that he's not just ganking, right?
It makes no sense.
Because, like, I'm mouse.
I went even against an action, which shouldn't be happening.
And for whatever reason, we're, like, not playing to help me kill this guy when I have R.
So, like, I'm never gonna be able to walk around, right?
It's just as simple as just how it works.
I just simply can't walk out, uh, without R, and I can't walk out to help them.
Like, it's, it's like, unironically that easy.
I'm not even kidding.
Anytime we want to get kills, they just come mid and we win.
It's like, unironically that easy to win.
Like, straight up, it's like, anytime they want to kill, just walk mid, you get a kill, bro.
It's so easy.
Hold on.
is that people do not realize that when I play Males.
They're helping.
Damn.
So there's no way.
Then we got top turret.
Man, our game is just falling the fuck apart now, huh?
All of a sudden, our game is just falling the fuck apart.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know what's going on.
Like, genuinely, all we have to do to win this game is
like straight out fucking play around mid.
But for some reason they're not?
Oh well.
We give it our all.
I mean I gotta go bot here.
So we don't lose this fucking turret.
There's like a pretty decent chance they face check this.
I mean I don't know man.
They're doing shit off of such bad tempo.
Like I was still there damn.
This guy is like, I don't even know what I'm watching right now.
He's so mad over like his own misplays, he like shot himself in the foot and now he's
mad it hurts.
They're just rocks bro.
If you were like unironically saw what was in the game for your team because you're trying
too hard to push leads, it doesn't make any sense.
What the fuck is happening man?
Good lord.
I don't really know how we're gonna win this.
I think we could have won.
I think we had the win if the team didn't tilt.
They are dead.
1,000% action.
I can't really keep up with them right now.
Coming out of base and shifts.
And then I can't go in here even with R.
The only good thing is we can actually
wave clear really, really, really well.
Looks like our only saving grace
is that we have super good wave clear on this team.
I mean, these guys are dumb.
They just literally ignore macro.
That's why this Yorick is shitting on them
Like he's just walking around the map fucking taking ferrets because my team's too stupid to like walk through him and kill him
There's no way we can kill like I he's just gonna run away. This guy's peeing actions level. I mean, yeah actions had
Enemy support mid five times enemy jungler with the mid five times. I still went even in lane like in a matchup that action wins
I don't know what you want from me, bro. That's embarrassing
embarrassing. And I owe 25 LP for that because we have somebody with higher MMR than them.
That's disgusting. Played the best, lose the most. Doesn't make sense. I just feel like
I need to add these people and tell them that you can gank mid when you have a Malzahar
mid. Like the second that your Malz gets six, you can literally just walk mid and you
win the game. I feel like these people don't understand that concept, so I need
to start typing it to them like that's the crazy part also it's even crazier
that smolder one lane with galeo galeo smolder beats a nyla leona like that's
even fucking crazier start up I mean I think our top liner did fine it was just
yeah it was just huge fucking jungle bot diff and then the york just walks around
the map right like he's just ha york's just walking around the map doing
macro like he doesn't give a fuck he's just like gonna push sideline gonna push sideline
I swear pushing sidelines like religiously like I need to stop by trying to fight with my team
and I need to do what that York just did or like all I do is just push side because like I swear
it's OP in the CLO because everybody just coin flip fights and if you do nothing but push a
sideways if you can win the side I'm gonna say that you can't lose the side push like
even if your team gets aced you get so much on the map it's like disgusting
like i swear it's just a low eo thing that people don't know in na how do i like play macro
so they just coin flip fight on repeat and if it works it works and if it doesn't it doesn't
and then they just sit 50% win rate 300 LP masters for a fucking six months because they just coin
on a foot flight with no thoughts in their brain.
It's fucking miserable.
It is worth this though.
I think it might be the way to carry
as you just play so incredibly selfish
that you win the game through it, like actually though.
Like you can't help teammates at all.
They have no idea what they're doing.
And if you help them, they're just gonna keep inting.
I don't know, it's a really hard dynamic
because it's like, I was the only person
last game versus somebody who counters them. Then I managed to go even with Galeo sitting
mid half the game. I think that that Leona might actually be a bot account. Okay, I think
this might actually be a bot account. I'll just report it, fuck it. Jesus, my bot lane
last game lost to an autofilled Svolder. Thank God I'm not playing AD this game.
Hmm. Oh my god. Also, why do they have 25 LP for my first game of the day just now?
Did Riot like...
Super fuck...
Did Riot like, super fuck something up with this patch?
Cause that's a little crazy.
What am I watching?
Like, what are we doing? We're just a-ramming for fun or what?
Like, what is happening?
This is crazy, man.
What is this guy doing?
I mean, I guess, uh... God, man, what the fuck?
It's okay.
What in the fuck is happening?
This is crazy.
Welcome to the League of Draven.
I'm just dead.
I mean, I hope you can kill him, but he has pool probably.
What am I watching?
You know he has pool?
Oh, God.
That was the slowest mechanics I've ever witnessed in a rally I do.
like this is this has got to be like I'm in golds right I've got to be in gold
right now that was the slowest mechanical prowess I've ever seen a human
being do in my entire life that was crazy like I watched that happen in
slow motion this is a really funny game I thought it's a 30 CS at 8 minutes
it's like the lowest level game I've played in so long the fuck is happening
Are there like just nobody playing in like Masters right now?
I put me in like a Super Vole-E-Login.
Is my jungler's fighting Vlad top?
Jesus Christ.
How he entered?
Holy moly.
We've dropped into the Twilight Zone of Evo.
I think I just watched my J4 mess up his combo.
Like actually though.
I think he somehow fucked his EQ combo on a guy who resulted.
That is hilarious and sad.
We're torn out, there you go the three months man, welcome back.
Sorry I missed you.
Damn, he actually got me.
I'll be real.
I did not know he was going to kill me there, it's funny.
Okay I shouldn't have face checked in.
Reddit has people complaining about post patch LP.
Wait, I don't get it.
I don't know what's going on.
Losing 25 LP is insane, but it doesn't make sense.
It's a little awkward, I don't have...
I wanna try and break mid here, but I think you'd better commit to kill this guy.
It's okay.
Like, I wanna be able to break this turret, but I need like another body mid so that I
can actually just walk up to the turret without dying down over there.
What the fuck?
How was I typing, and somehow it took me out of like typing and did like what?
Like I actually lived.
That guy just lived, went mid, and killed them, or is killing our turret.
God damn it, man.
Damn.
If I had ult, he might have died.
It's not that bad though, because, um, it's actually completely fine to have that happen
now because, uh, now that he has no flash, I can probably kill him.
Games like this are really awkward because I have to, like, you know what, I'm gonna
That's the chief behind this guy. Let's kill him.
They don't have a ward there.
Not much I can do there. I mean, I genuinely fucking solo killed their AD.
That's not very smart though.
Yeah, I mean, these people, these people suck, by the way.
They're actually really bad.
We should be able to win this game pretty easily once I got them.
Like, the Vlad doing that tells me,
oh yeah, they're not very good.
Wait, that guy can just kill me with one Q from 40%?
So, let me get this straight.
He sat in stealth for the entire fight, then he can kill me with two items when I have three
from 40% HP by whipping two of his spells and only landing one Q.
That's insane. That's crazy, man. This is a really big mistake from the enemy team.
What was my rally doing?
Okay, I don't know how I got into a low elo game.
You are all legit diamonds, but you guys need to learn why you aren't climbing and changing.
This is depressing.
Now in a 100 CS on AD, 0 shrooms or wards on support, jungler never ganked mid with a stun bot.
Like you people are horrific. Yo Stephen I'm about to permit ban you by the way.
Any last words? We don't allow that kind of like douche baggery in this chat.
any last words my man? you might as well stop being a fake bitch yo don't come
begging in the unbanned police by the way like after like because I'm having a
bad day today and you're like oh I'm gonna be a dick to Geronimo yeah don't
don't come begging when you want to actually watch the stream and partake
just don'ts have a nice day hey we got the dragon it's actually not bad I
I mean, I'm six items we can try to win. Oh my god, he just ulted the Zary.
I mean, ulted the only guy who can dash out of it.
Okay, they got caught again.
I mean, the enemy team doesn't have a wave.
I mean, I hope you guys can at least do something.
I got them all to 1 HP, but I doubt they'll be able to do anything.
That's my bad.
I should have just walked away and not fought that guy.
Like, I know that they're not good enough to actually do anything off of it, so that's
my bad, if 100% sense.
Go hit them!
My AD carry just watched them do Baron in front of his face at 20% HP, then waited until
the Lilia got there to go up and walk in and hit them.
Oh my god.
Like, this part is actually mentally retarded.
And I mean that in a toxic way, because like, there's no other way to say it.
Okay.
I guess we're gonna lose, I mean, I'm gonna keep it 100, you should all quit the game.
I mean that, this was impressive how bad you are.
Jesus, oh my god.
I'm gonna be 100% with you guys, if we get another game that's unwinnable, like we've
I've had two Unwinnable games in a row due to teammates.
I'm calling it for the day, and I'm just taking the day off.
This ain't worth my time.
Straight up, it's just not worth my time.
Like this is disgusting.
Like what's going on with the batch making right now?
Like why did I, why did I just get into a Diamond game?
I was in a Grandmaster game before this,
now I'm in a Diamond game in the same MMR.
Like what the fuck's going on, guys?
Riot, what did you fuck up this time?
Oh, shut up, what did Riot fuck up this time then?
Like, can you guys not have one patch
where you don't fucking drool on yourselves like retards?
I gotta be real, Riot, like this is disgusting.
I don't know what to say, Riot's like mentally retarded.
Well, let's hope this game goes well
where we're taking the day off, boys, let's get it.
Do we have double it?
On our team, thank God.
Or is our AD carry a human?
On our AD carry is a human being.
What has Double have been doing?
He's on like the grind grinds of smolder. What the fuck? Look at this.
What is he doing, man? He's just playing so much smolder.
I mean, he's got like six items every game and he just can't carry.
What the fuck?
The smolder is bad. Like maybe smolder sucks.
I feel like if you got like five items smolder every game,
I feel like it's got to be able to carry that, right?
Dude, this fucking Katerina, whatever we start in the bush, what are we doing bro?
What is this guy doing?
He's trying to hold the wave.
Interesting choice.
The fuck?
He's trying really hard to keep the wave, the cannon out of the fucking, he's trying
like ultra hard to keep the cannon off the turret, but he's taking like half his
HP to do it.
I'm about to have my another biscuit, something bad.
I think I'm gonna let this guy try and push this wave in, because we don't need the Pryo.
I don't want to get my passive back.
I'm just gonna give a nice stand.
Nice.
I need one more wave so I can get my, um...
I need to get my book.
Like, the book is the only...
Like, the book's like the only thing I need to, like, be able to function the lane.
This is, like, my one-timer, where Katarina's gonna roam.
Yeah, I mean, I told him.
I think I pushed too fast.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Not bad.
That could have been a lot better, but it's kind of been us trying so hard to kill me man. Like what are we doing?
You just took half your HP for fun. What are we doing brother? What are we doing brother? Oh how to
Help the sacrum when he ends like that. We could just kill them
It's like a very small timer for catch rune bot here. Oh ranger rune bot. We need to get down there and help them
I mean yeah, this is like
Impossible for my team to play the play ball right now really want to kill this Katarina
But I need a heck of them to come in. I mean I feel for him
I was on a really bad timer, so I couldn't actually play the game. I mean, I just got fucking
Four points made. I think we get TP on these guys, but I don't want them to run away
It's actually too bad. Nice job. Yeah, my team's kind of smurfing it. It was my
uh heck for i'm not coming to rift and we're just using so much crap on the map right now this sucks
i think i can push top out here because i don't have teleport so i want to stay like near dragon
or baron cool let's go you're not bad i'm gonna lose my mind man fuck this janna like can you
You gotta just fuck off!
I got my arcane saved.
I'm bad.
GG!
What a good game!
Dude, everybody just played well.
What the fuck?
That was such a good game.
Let's fucking go.
That was spicy.
Plus 27.
What is happening?
What is going on?
With the LP here actually lose 25 for the first game lose 17 for the second game
Game 27 for the third like right right what the absolute fuck is happening right now
Like what's happening man? Like are we just did we hit a switch and we're just randomizing?
games and bosses or what?
Internet's are even more insane
15, 25, 15, 22, like, yeah, I don't get it, man.
Like what?
No worries.
Right at the end of the season,
Riot got a limit test a little bit.
The Riot game's special.
Dude, there's literally a month left of the season.
Yeah, I'll be right back.
I'm gonna take a quick,
I'm gonna take a quick bathroom break and grab some water, I'll be right back.
One, two, three, fuck, where is my, it's so hot in my house, like dude, I don't know.
Dude, it's actually like crazy out in my house.
For no reason, I don't get it.
I'm just gonna sit in front of it.
Dude, I almost wanna be in Smulder.
Because every time I pick Smulder, or every time I pick Malz,
There's a chance that somebody picks Smolder and I just lose mid.
It actually feels so bad when you get countered by Smolder mid as mouse.
Cause like, you can play the matchup, but you can't ever use your like Voidlings near him.
Like he just straight up counters you.
Like once he gets 25 stacks, every time you use your Voidlings,
he queues and he gets like an extra three stacks or two stacks every queue.
It's disgusting. Also, can I say, how come every single time I don't ban Yasuo, they always pick Yasuo?
Like, you notice that? Like, actually them.
Like, every time. But like, there can't be that many Yasuo mains who play the game, right?
Shit's ridiculous. Do I think Malsahar is better than Vex? Yeah. Oh yeah.
I mean vex is garbage. I mean I'm not gonna dodge so you guys want to feel free
but like we did get out drafted but like I don't want to dodge every game I get
out drafted man. Like I'm gonna be sitting here in Q for like 30 days if I
do that. Am I playing wow? Yeah I didn't realize how fast you can get to max
level playing wow. I hit 80 last night and now I'm trying to like this
morning I was doing like what are those like weird world quests you can do the
like delve things there's like you go into like they're like little fucking
weird dungeons with like followers I don't know I did like two of those this
morning before I got on stream that was kind of fun well I was pretty fun this
expansion so far though like I've been enjoying myself like the leveling is
usually the most boring part and the leveling wasn't too bad because it was
like took I think it took like seven hours to level from 70 to 80 or whatever
which is like nothing usually it takes like fucking 20 or something absurd right
like it takes a bad it's the absolute ass nine amount of time yeah I'm still
planning to walk but I might level some other characters since it was so easy
Like, since the leveling doesn't take that long, I might level some other guys.
If I have a warrior, I have a druid.
Like, Yasuo players are really fucking weird sometimes.
Like this guy, for example, right?
Like, what are we doing?
I hate this matchup.
It's not that bad, but it's really based on how good the Yasuo player is.
Like, if the Yasuo player is really, really good, like they're like a very, very
good Yasuo.
This matchup's unplayable, man.
It's not unplayable if they suck. Like, this guy's not very good.
Well, like, yeah, you play with, like, a really good fucking Yasuo, or against one.
Who knows how to, like, kill your little guys on repeat.
Like, this matchup starts feeling really dog-shits.
I'm gonna go against the back one with my E.
That's really bad.
What am I watching?
I needed that to reset that E.
Oh, man.
I mean, what do you want me to do here, buddy?
I'm completely loom, like...
I'm Malus, guys.
And he actually got six. He played that well.
He got six off of the fucking...
I mean, I can't be mad, he played that well.
I mean, he's gotta be roaming bot here.
Yeah, he was still game.
I refreshed the E too, that's super good.
He actually walked mid...
to flash army you son of a bitch we should be able to just do this I have a
full item now so this is actually pretty good man just a little bit it's kind of
hard to play when I'm boom that's kind of bad I mean this guy is kind of fucked
but it was a bad are either way I need to cancel that I think yes TP I
actually shouldn't go back it's probably bad to go back here to be a TPH I
My game is only out by use my my w
That's my beer. You know, I'm actually surprised that people aren't flaming
Like what's going on? I feel like I've entered the twilight zone where like nobody's typing anything negative
This is like a new experience of master tier and now fighters a hundred percent C being
Jesus
What a game what the fuck I
I should have flashed that fucking mouthvote.
I wasn't paying attention to it.
Fuck it, YOLO.
Relax, it's second dragon, bro.
Doesn't fucking matter.
This game is like, I ain't gonna lie, I'm getting like zero fucking CS, but we're doing a
good job just winning.
So that's good.
Got three fucking items like we're jamming who was calling for a dodge. Oh
Don't dodge these
They were even today. I think we're two and two
Dude did the the the gains and losses and all this shit. I don't know what the fuck is happening
What is going on? I'm gonna be real
Riot really did some some dirty shit on the back ends like what?
Like what is this 23 like what what is this based on?
Like what are the like what is the LP based on? There's no consistency
What is it based on like like it's
What the fuck like first game of the day we get like we just get trolled by our bot lane
We lose 25 second game. I was 17
Yeah, what's up? What's on axis? Yeah, I don't know man. This is some weird shit
Also Axis, who the fuck is this? This Absolene guy. Have you heard of this guy?
I swear this has got to be a boosted player, man.
This guy ended Challenger last season.
He's a Yasuo Yone player, and he has run it down every game I've ever seen him in existence.
Fate Carry is like a weird... I don't know if this guy's actually good or not.
Like, I want to blame his champion.
I want to blame the fact that Nilo's trash, but like I don't, because like this guy runs
it down a lot too, that I've seen, but like Nilo might just be bad.
Yeah, but they wouldn't like giving you, giving you LP based on the team's rating
is not how LP is supposed to be given.
Like that doesn't make sense, right?
It has to go off of MMR.
That's the entire premise of why you get lose or get LP.
Oh, you're memeing.
You put a random, oh fuck you, I didn't read the thing.
Oh fuck off.
I'll be real, I just want to get into games where the games feel better.
That's all I care about.
Because a lot of these games in the COO just feel like I'm wasting 25 minutes of
my time half the time.
Or I swear if I don't ban Yasuo they will pick it.
I swear they fucking will.
But I'm going to ban Smolder because I think it's 10 times worse than Yasuo.
That's actually really easy for Malzahar.
It's actually kind of funny.
A lot of them melee mids are incredibly easy for Malz if you have like hands.
Because a lot of the time melee mids have to all end you, right?
And when they have to all end you and do their damage on top of you or whatever, right?
Why did this guy just say 13, 14 and hover Yuumi?
Am I getting, am I getting win-traded?
But what I was saying is the silence is like the most underrated thing in Miles's kit.
The silence is so broken.
It's like a, it's like any time a melee champ tries to all in, you get an AoE silence on
like two or three people with your Q, right?
So if you can aim your silence to like silence important people in teamfights during like
important timers.
I'm pretty sure level, like level 13,
mouse silence is two full seconds.
So I'm pretty sure what you end up doing
is, or at least what I end up doing
is I end up watching the team fight for like,
okay, I don't know, the, the Zack engaged, right?
So like after the Zack engages,
he wants to like bar and do all this fancy shit.
So what I do is I usually just silence
the two mayways that are on top of whoever
they're trying to kill.
And then they have like two seconds
not been able to actually do anything and they just take damage. Outside of that, I also usually
will like sometimes I'll like look for backline silences if I can like get them.
Like say I'm sitting in a bush and the enemy carry is just walking past me.
You can actually like disrupt the enemy teamfight really hard by sitting in a bush.
It's kind of like the same thing with Orianna right or any other like person who can use a big
cooldown. You can just like sit there and like disrupt the teamfight by making sure the enemy
Kerry can't get into the fight. So it's actually kind of interesting. I want to do an AD Kerry
teaching day today, but I'll be honest. I don't want to play AD Kerry because part of me wanted to
try that like collector jinx thing again. I don't think it's super good, but I wanted to try it.
I guess I could play a wow and cue if the cues are this long.
Run around and pick up some like fucking herbs or some shit. Okay. Yeah, fuck you too.
well that's okay long time to open thanks Pete thanks bro it seems I have
been autofilled lads
I will have no judgments in this chat about how I'm a fucking fox by the way
there will be no judgments you are not allowed right looks like we're playing a
John again a John again lads so John again wait I wanted to put something on
the auction house but I don't remember where the auction house is in this new
city is this the office it is not is this the auction house the auction
house is closed what do you mean the auction house is closed like that's all
All that I wanted to do!
There's bugs at the moment.
Ah, okay.
Oh, I can make one of these.
Oh, I need to make, well, MassWolf thread.
Oh, I'm assuming I just buy that, though, from the...
That's probably just the thing you buy from the fucking...
Hammer guy.
Oh, we got sights.
The lad.
The homie.
I probably shouldn't have picked...
Okay, fuck you too, dude.
I'm trying to scratch my nut sack and you're over here fucking sweating your ass off playing
Senna.
Like, what are we doing?
I mean, Sides, you can walk up.
This is gonna be a really annoying lane though, I'm not gonna lie.
Like, oh I just spilled water near my keyboard, that's not good.
Oh my god, one sec.
Dammit man.
I'm trying not to int, but there is a giant pool of water on my mouse pad in front
of me.
fucking suck. That was like the actual worst timing possible right there. God fucking dammit man.
Well at least I died so I can go get a towel really quick. I mean I'll be honest,
this game I should have a thousand percent uh sorry I've gotta clean this up this water before
it like seeps into my shit. I think this game I should have a thousand percent banned Senna
if I'm not first pick or I should have picked Nautilus. That's like how we win this.
Oh, the band sent out our pick battles. Get this shoved in. Oh yeah, they bought the Varus, huh?
This is a really hard game. It's not even his fault. It's just really, really hard to play.
We have to, like, regank the lane with, I don't know how this is playable. Is there water in my keyboard, man?
that wouldn't be good. I'm like trying to not I'm trying to like fucking oh my
god I'm trying really hard to like not fucking in this game we'll clean up this
mess dude name another role in the game where you can literally make a mess
clean it up while you're playing the role. Oh wait, the sides play a lot of Kaisa? I feel
like we're in like a really interesting situation right now where we should be able to kill
them. I was gonna say we should be able to kill them, but Jesus Christ, I need to get
Swifties man. Dude normally I would rip my AD carry a new one for being down 30 CS,
but like this game is just my fault. Like I picked a bad champ, so it's like a hard
match up for him and then I fucking I'm kind of just playing bad spilled fucking
water on my keyboard and I'm playing like dog shit yeah this is the Senate
nerf patch science push science you should recall I don't think that fight was
worth it little bro and now here's where I need to figure out if I need to roam
if I roam top here for trying to play for these grubs I roam for this and
my kaisa dies we lose the game everybody's gonna die because I didn't
hit my F key. Oh no, like legitimately that's so bad. We win the game right there if I just
hit my button. It actually, the game's just over. Fuck. Cause like bot lane, we just lost
a thousand XP. Like we didn't get any kills and we lost so much XP bot. Well this sucks.
We are definitely in a pickle. I think I can actually one-shot me under my turret
I'll be real, I didn't think he could do that.
I think we can kill his Varus.
No, I don't think Saidz is challenger, but he's not bad.
But he's not a bad player though.
This is such a weird, awkward game because I can't get...
I don't have vision.
Bro, let me back, man.
Okay, nice, we got our item.
Huge.
I really needed the back, man.
We do need to play for Dragon.
They have to face check into us, which is really good.
It's a good dragon.
Damn, I think I actually could have saved the Hecarim if I moved faster, or I mean the
Zac.
Uh, we should actually be good here.
I seem to get some vision on top side.
How do we play this?
Let me think.
I think we play around Riven.
I think we could get a ward in this bush.
Damn it.
I genuinely didn't think the Zoe was just going to be sitting there watching.
That's my bad.
Holy shit, this Riven is smurfing.
I think we get some awards.
Not bad though.
vision in their jungle right like down here and shit we're chillin now we just
need some good sight uh middle of side of mid vision we do this I got the way
guys anybody we could try they're trying to 3-1 us so like let's get out we
fucked up you got the mid and hit down so it's not that I mean the mid turn
down so it's not that bad but yeah we kind of fucked up there because we
didn't some we didn't play for tower we played for dive but if you play for
dive. We are definitely in an interesting spot. I think I need anti-healing if anybody has it,
do they? Oh, I guess our mid does. How do we play this? What do we think, chat? How do we play this?
I want to make a pick on somebody. We need to be playing objectives, man, not this dirty-ass
shit please stop diving kills just play in hibs and objectives this is getting
really bad we move baron in great now as we ego fun it sucks I mean to be honest
we lose the game now you guys ego this is why no no you can't blame others
when you make mistakes you just say yes I messed up and you know no no no but it's
not allowed when you throw you aren't allowed to say what says the guy who
threw by himself and is now mad I agree on down the ego and emotions you messed
It happens. Learn. Improve. I couldn't really do anything there. I ate the uh, I ate the
damage for the homie. Well I just hate when people like fuck up, then they refuse to admit
that they were the ones who fucked up. It's so annoying. Cause it's like dude, you literally
threw the game by trying to fight instead of taking the objectives. Right like we
knew there was one minute on Dragon Baron and you decided to like coinfoot fight
because you were having fun but you messed up then you got mad at everybody else in
the game because you messed up it's just really cringe it's like it's okay to
make mistakes but don't fucking flame your fucking boys when you're the one
who messed up you know our drummers down a hundred CS we're gonna have to make a
good pick because this is really rough huge sides I mean you're literally
low masters all of you. Why is a low master player blaming when you solo through? Like
holy like I'm being flamed by a masters player because he threw the game like nah
bro that's cringe let's not let's not sit here and pretend you played this
game properly like at all. Mr. I'd rather coin flip perm fight than do the
objectives and push waves and shit nah you fucking suck like I'm sorry but
true like literally two master peaking players flaming because they don't
understand macro master peekers all the two master peeks are duo queue no wonder
they're flaming wait you're 200 LP what you threw we both know you threw but
But instead of just understanding and moving on, you flame everyone, but yourself.
No, in the base, when you didn't play for tempo and objective.
Yes, it is fine.
You're literally 600 games.
Well, masters peak.
Like, only who knew who you were arguing with?
It's pathetic!
A Riven One Trick, who's never broken GM or TAL, is flaming others, while duo-abusing
and still getting destroyed, like holy moly, you diamond loser!
Enjoy it lowly though, it's your home.
It's pathetic and sad, but true.
Uh-huh. Yeah, for sure.
I lost 15 for that game.
Oh, man, I can't stand anybody bow challenger typing.
Like, it's just disgusting.
This guy's got a Blanc one-trick.
He's never ended above Masters.
Riven one-trick, never ended above Masters.
And yet they type.
Like, they're not literally losing games for their teammates.
Like, it's so pathetic.
Like, I'm sorry, but like, you've got to understand,
Like if you are not like able to, like I can first time
top lane champs right now and win in masters,
first time in champs.
Like you have to understand that like the game is not about,
oh, I am better mechanically.
Oh, I am better at this.
Like the game is about understanding very important
moments in the game and realizing that you need
to play for the objectives, not for random fights
and actually turn your brain on.
you have to think okay what is my goal what do we play for not oh I want to kill
this guy he looks funny like when you start thinking about how like the game
is actually snowballed and won you climb when you stop thinking about that you
lose that's what we lost play in simple the ribbon in the book long for egoing
all-game long. Sides couldn't play the game because they would just ego the whole game.
And they're the two lowest LP players in the team. And it's disgusting. This is what I mean
by low masters is gross, man. Like if you're a low masters player, I feel like Riot should
unironically delete. If Riot removed your ability to chat in Master SoloQ, all of these
players would be forced to improve. And I think it would actually make the game better.
Sryup, I think it would make the game better.
If they were forced to fucking not type, sorry, I'll stop bitching.
I just, I can't be bothered.
That game was a free win and we lost due to them being stupid.
It is was.
That's why I like playing solo lane on this climb that I'm doing.
The reason I like playing solo lane on this climb is because solo lane has the most ability
to actually do the background.
That's why I like it.
Like you can control the sidewage push, you can control all of the macros, the solo laner,
you control when you rotate, you control when you can side, you control when you group,
when you pull pressure, whereas like, oh well, fuck it, I'm not gonna let it ruin my mood
today.
Miles isn't my best performing champ.
My best performing champ is probably like, Jynxer, MF, or Jin, but Miles is made as
different role than AD. Like you have to understand the difference in roles not
like anything else. I mean in terms of win rate it's still not my highest one
right. I don't even need these boots and these cuffs are worse too damn. I have to level my
fucking... I gotta level my shit up though. What does recraft equipment? What does that mean?
What's- ooh that would be a good thing I could get- what is this?
Adorning ribbon?
I'm assuming I'd just buy, you know, I think one of these.
I'm in Q by the way, like casual weapon.
Uh, I mean, so it depends.
I got- I grinded a lot of soul shuffle last season so I could get- er the last time
I played so I could get top ten.
So I did get like rank 8 Warlock or whatever, last time I played Solo Shuffle, like I was
like top 8 Warlocks in the world or whatever, or on NA.
And then raiding, I did, I like just play with my friends casually, we have our own
little raid we do, we just, we usually just finish heroic and then we give up, we'll
just like clear heroic and then we give up buying WoW for the next two years into
the next expansion.
That's how it pretty much always goes.
Mythic's like too hard to get a group of consistent people, we don't have enough players and we only have like eight people in our group, so.
It's like not worth going through the trouble. I mean I'm sure we could do Mythic, but it's like not worth going through trouble finding like an actual raid.
I'm going to play aggressive ADs.
Oh.
Just because uh, first of all, assassins suck balls right now.
So, like, playing Assassin's feels miserable at the moment.
And I also kind of just don't enjoy the playstyle.
I've never played the Assassin's enough to learn them.
Like, I mean, I'm sure I could probably pop off on Assassin's, but I would have to put
in too many games that I could learn them at this point, and I'm just too lazy.
I am just in queue, by the way, if you're wondering what the fuck is happening.
I need to buy it. Wait, you know what I need? I need...
This shit's 26 gold apiece. That's insane.
Holy shit. What is... what is going on?
Every time I refresh, the price is changing. What the fuck?
Did you guys see that? The price was changing every millisecond that I was refreshing.
Look at that. It's insane. I can't believe the price was changing that much that fast.
What the fuck?
Is there any way for me to do this faster?
Does everybody know?
Is there a way for me to like, can I just put in 100 or do I have to click this all the
way to the right?
Does everybody know?
Any wild players?
Do I have to like literally sit here?
You can type it.
Can you?
Oh.
I mean, that's fine.
Oh, thank god. So, making these... oh my game, so let's start.
Okay, we get 25. I wonder if I can get a new... I know you can do the specialty thing at 25.
Let's see if I can buy a new thing. Oh wow, I can buy a lot of them. Nice, that's huge.
Sick. We'll finish doing that stuff when we... when our game's done.
Just get one for the stack. Uh, sure. I'm down.
Wait a second, everyone. My, uh, I just want to... I just want to say this real quick.
My mouse is currently blanking red like it's about to die. I'm a little bit scared
And we get a page in the chat for my mouse not to die
Crafting order quests. Oh, you're totally right. I should do that. I
Forgot like I have not played wow. When did when did the last wow release?
I haven't played while since the literal last release like whenever it released
Like, whenever the fucking crafting system came out in the last expansion, I haven't
played WoW since then, so I don't remember how all the crafting stuff works.
Not bad, not bad.
Don't hate the crafting system?
Is it really that bad?
Like, what's so bad about it?
Is it just, like, badly optimized?
Is it just, like, a scam you have to, like, fucking, you have to, like, try too hard
to level it up and it's not worth it or something?
Cause I mean right now I'm kind of having fun. It feels a little fun.
I forgot TF can just kill my Voidlings with one fucking Q.
I forgot about that. That's so annoying bro.
That's what I forgot. It's stupid too because he can literally just Q him
any time he wants. Yeah I can't help you guys by the way I feel up.
TF's fucking me in the ass. He's giving it to me real fucking nice and good.
Dude, that water that I spilled on my keyboard earlier, like, did something to my keyboard
in terms of, like, not in, like, it's broken, but it's, like, it, like, I didn't soak it
up fast enough.
I don't know how to describe this.
And now there's, like, a wet spot on my keyboard and my mouse is, like, gliding differently
over that spot.
Does that make any sense at all?
Mouse pad.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, my keyboard.
water earlier and now there's like a wet spot and my mouse is like texture is
like gliding poorly over the wet spot and it's like actually messing with my
god it sounds so made up but it's like messing with my clicks
literally it's like I can't like I'm messing my movement up it's like
slightly like dragging on that spot because it's wet I don't know if you
guys play wow in chat I think wow is fun for a little bit every every expansion
I play like a month of WoW every single new expansion and then I quit for two years
Then I play another month of WoW and then I quit. Not a boomer. You can enjoy WoW and be a zoomer
Okay, it's fun. You got to give it a chance, bro
And last expansion I got into mythic. I did I got the 20s on every mythic boss and then I got the heroic
I got the gladiator
Right. I got like soul shuffle gladiator. I got
That's the 20 or 10 Mythic bosses or whatever, or plus 20 and every Mythic boss did the
heroic raid.
And then outside of that, I just did nothing.
I quit.
There was nothing else to do.
And I'm not going to do Mythic raiding.
And I was in a spot that I could have gone for rank one at the end of the season in
solo shuffle.
But I'll be honest, I cued one solo shuffle.
I sat in a, I think it was like a 90 minute queue and I lost all six rounds so I gave up.
I was like, nevermind.
I was like, yeah, it's not really anything.
Dude, my favorite mouse games are when I can turn my brain off and my team just wins.
Like I key, it's just so much fun.
Then we push one more wave here and then we go back.
Pretty sure this guy is already gonna back.
I think we pull this minion into this, these minions, it dies, we get enough mana for W,
it hopefully kills that, yeah okay, then we kill that, we go back, we might have to get
grubs though, uh I'm backed, be careful, he's, TF has a little bit of fry right now, I
need my team to chill.
Now WoW takes a lot of time, the only good thing is, even though WoW takes a lot of
time they made the leveling process really fast. Like I only spent maybe seven
seven-and-a-half hours leveling to max level. It is very quick. Like I think they
know that leveling is not fun for people and they were like okay we're gonna
make the leveling process less painful. You won't be to go top though. Don't say
that. But this is really bad. The TF's gonna have first move here and I
can't go top. This is kind of bad. I mean I can look bot but the second
I walk down here they're gonna immediately walk back because there's a word yeah I mean I can't do anything
also whenever I sit in river like this it's always scary because if
rex eye shows up tf can just like ulti on top of me and I just instantly die
I kind of wish my jungler was coming mid we can just kill this tf in like two seconds with my hour
dude I swear this happens every time I play mouse I'll be like hey guys we could win we can kill
them really easily if we just gank and then my my like jungler will never come
near mid ever I I do not understand like what Jim pretty good we got a flash
I'll take it he has no ult in it no flash actually isn't too bad I don't know
if I like this play okay they keep eating but it isn't too bad it's the
possible you can't cleanse mousel but you can QSS it yeah I gotta keep my
talent from raging my talent is like losing in mind because yeah I mean a lot
of the time like when games go like this people get really frustrated I do too
sometimes right when I'm like really often also to answer your question to
the guy who was here earlier I don't know he's still here but another reason
that I play like really really relaxing easy champs when I queue you know
or whatever. Another reason is because I don't get as tilted when I play champions like this
because I'm not like sweating my ass off 30 APMs like per second like literally like working harder
than everyone and still losing. Like when I'm playing AD and I'm like up 45 CS, 5 plates,
rotating like two full items like when I'm doing that shit and I'm just like sweating
hard as fuck right? Like it makes me like very frustrated very quickly when I'm
working hard and not getting benefit. So it's like a me personally thing. Don't
have to go bot here we can literally just play around refs. My Talon's gonna go to
a fight he should not be going to. My Talon should just be cross mapping right
now. There's no value at all in going bot. We just cross map and we play for this.
He is... this guy is really trolling.
Is that one?
Or are you a 500 gold shutdown?
Please chill.
Yeah, that was... yeah, I mean, he just did that to himself.
He's really tilted and he's not thinking.
Like, when people get this tilted and they stop thinking,
this is when they, like, think that they're playing well
and that everybody's like, they're like,
oh, I'm playing really smart well, blah, blah, blah.
But, like, what he just did was,
was he threw his entire readaway because he wanted to like go for a play that
should never have happened right because he's like oh we need to play for X Y
blah blah blah but at the end of the day like we didn't actually do that's like
like just just calm oh my god I'm gonna lose my mind this guy does not
understand how to just do the objectives can we try and get this or no I
don't know why some junglers just hate ref I'll be real I don't know why
Like there are some junglers that will just never do Rift.
I think Rift is like one of those things where when you understand the game at like a pretty
decent level, Rift becomes the best objective on the map.
Like it's crazy.
This is really funny.
We are genuinely just throwing the game away because people want to fight.
I mean I'm used to it, it's just the funniest part.
Yeah I don't have any mana.
I need to clear this one fucking wave.
Okay nice.
actually didn't give me gold. We don't actually need this dragon, so that's why I TP'd up here.
Because I have rifts and I don't think, I don't have ult, so I don't think going to this dragon is
probably a good call. I mean this guy doesn't have ult either, so it's like, he can't really kill
me without ult either. So I think this guy is kind of struggling too. Is that, you
You can craft the T2.
LATE UP ITS!
I mean, honestly, we should just play for a play here, but...
We don't have any vision.
If they ever made it so you could QSS mouse ults,
or not QSS, so you could cleanse mouse ults,
I'm actually almost positive that...
Mouse would be the most worthless champion in the entire game by like...
10,000 miles.
Like, this champion would be so dumb, shit, if you could just cleanse his ult.
I don't know if I should actually be going mid here, but we outscaled him. We don't need to be like scared of
Too much right now if our talent un-tilted we win the game if he stays tilted it's like a fitty-fitty
We'll see our ghost because our talent is like angry at
Nothing, but he's like throwing the game on purpose
Because he's so pissed off
That he's like mad at nothing and he thinks that like
We are nobody's allowed to play the game because like this support made a mistake or something
I don't know. It's really funny, but I mean once I get three items. We just win the game anyway
Like genuinely the game is just fucking dooms for them
This is like I have to get my team to understand that we need to play for Baron not dragon
Like just we can win the game off of just playing for Baron. I
I have three items. We do Baron in like five seconds.
One push, one mid wave, then go to Baron.
I'll have to stay once. I gotta queue this once.
My Leona didn't buy a pink ward, that's not good.
I'm gonna get the wave.
Cool. I think we just end.
Oh yeah, nice. 2G.
See? Team's easy as fuck. Easy peasy, right?
I told you, we're too strong to fail at that point.
the team was just panicking because it's like for some reason Talon got mad that
the guy wasn't listening to him and he threw a temper tantrum how dare this
support not listen to my calls fuck you plus 17 okay seriously what has happened
like what's going on with the LP guys what the fuck's going on boys I've got
I've gotten a 27, I've gotten a 17, I've lost a 15, I've gotten a 23, I've gotten a 25,
I've lost a 25, like, like, Riot, straight up, like, what is happening guys?
Like Riot Games, I need some like feedback here bros.
Like what the fuck did we do to matchmaking today?
To make it feel like I'm in a fucking, I'm throwing a dart at a board and whatever
I hit I get or lose that on LP. You know what I mean? Like that's what it feels like
Like what the fuck?
Somebody got plus 50 of course they did
Like what the hell man, I did not take a shower today and
Holy fuck I smell bad. I just wanted I got wanted to share that with you guys because I can smell myself
And it's not great, but it was important that I let you know that. Okay. I don't remember I
Need to look this up
I feel like crafting is the only thing where like you have to look up everything you're doing
Because it'll get really cringe really fast
Like like crafting genuinely feels like it's like the most cringe thing ever because you have to grind so much garbage
What is this what is patreon?
Bro am I a patron on now?
So this levels me up twice. I mean I might as well do it
because it gives me kind of an obscene amount of level like it levels me up
literally twice and I think it's the cheapest for me to make fuck it I guess
we just keep going I mean I just want to level 35 for 25 and five seconds mantle
this is look like yeah it's obvious fuck and I guess I'll make a mantle
because I can actually use the mantle. I need to do one for first crafts. Alright, we did
one for the first crafts. Oh, I need to make one of these for first crafts as well. What
is storm dust? I mean, I'm assuming you just buy it on the auction house. Could I sell
one of these mantles? I wonder if I could actually sell these on the auction house
and people would buy them. And I could scum-ozz people. I wonder if I could like scan.
Oh guys, it's the start of the expansion. Look at this new gear you can get. It's like not even good gear, but like I
Wonder if people will buy it. I mean I might as well. Fuck it
Free money if they are dumb enough to buy it
We'll try it once. I'll like put all of them on the auction house one time and we'll see if people are stupid enough to buy it
If they're not then fuck it
You know what's kind of interesting? I can just sit here? This is kind of funny. I can just sit here and like do funny ass crafting stuff while I'm in queue for League of 1-1? 37? Okay.
Oh no, I'm playing with the two like retard one and retard two from two games ago
The ribbon and the fucking ribbon do a guy. I don't know
I'm gonna mute now man. I'm I don't want to hear their rage. I'm gonna be a son of son. I don't want to hear it man
We're gonna mute now and we're just gonna enjoy our life and we're just gonna keep vibing
Sound good boys
Fuck them
Give me a mutant vibe mute in vibe
All right, here we go.
The Giga lagging!
I like lagged at my ass for one second.
That was hilarious.
I'm not to give some CS.
I don't have a choice.
I don't want to lose any HP.
I swear, people just trade on you for fun when you play mouse.
Like they don't even think about why they should be trading or how to trade.
I swear to God, they just do it for fun.
I swear to God.
I can already hear the ribbon crying like a baby.
I can't play, it's Grasp the Riven.
I mean, it's Grasp, Nidalee, I can't play.
Then you relax, Mr. Vlad, okay?
Relax, bro.
I'm just vibing.
I don't need you to just be like sweating your ass off.
We're vibing.
Chill.
I fucked up.
I needed to not eat that.
Why did I eat that?
That's gonna really fuck me up.
I mean, that's fine, let's go back.
I have enough for my book, so I just TP.
Like, Malz is just like, once you get the, uh, once you get the old lost chapter, it doesn't matter anymore.
Like, you're vibing at this point.
I mean, they are 100% on dragon right now.
Oh, that blad is so mad, I just shit on him.
Like, I should have died there.
The king did come and they didn't.
Damn.
Like, Swain should have just come.
Ulti now.
Build Batman.
My ribbon's getting so shafted.
Remax? I max Q because the silence goes up. I mean, I think I'm just dead.
It's like kind of hard to flash there because he just ulted me if I flash.
I think I just made the mistake of going for the plate.
So, yeah, if you look, the voidling damage goes up when you max it,
but it's only really like that doesn't really matter because 90% of your damage is not voidlings.
90% of your damage is like this. Your Q duration goes up to 2, so that's like a huge thing.
Goes from 1 to 2, and the damage goes up a lot. So the duration going up by a full second is pretty huge.
Especially when it's like a 3 second cooldown. So when you're just spamming an ability, that's like an AoE silence on a 3 second cooldown.
it's really big that it's I can't really walk up past the mid line right now in
mid because hecarim can just stand and crushes I mean I guess we're gonna give
grubs but I don't think we should be getting grubs I'm gonna be honest but
I mean I really don't think we should give this but we have to getting two
We should play for dragon instead of trying to like kill medley as five people we should
just play for the objectives.
I'm picking up the slack because my ribbon is tilted out of her mind right now so I'm
gonna have to go bot, push that and push mid.
Like what am I watching?
This is the worst macro I've ever seen.
I'm just losing plates because my team wants the three man top.
That actually makes me sad.
Are we actually gonna get fucking 15 plates?
There's no way that they gave me 15 plates in, there's just no way.
Dude nobody in this elo protects their fucking turrets.
They just do not care about like losing plates.
I think this is like the big issue with why this elo has so inconsistence.
Like they genuinely don't seem to give a fuck about, like they don't seem to give a fuck
about their turrets at all.
It's fucking wild.
But it's like those turrets are so important men and dicks.
I actually thought I could outplay that, but I got slowed by something.
What slows me?
Does Vlad's E slow?
And I just never knew that, or is it the red?
If Vlad's E slows and I never knew that, that would be wild.
It's actually kind of funny because I'm so far ahead of Vlad.
Like we are giga head. It's just that my sport says that I've died a lot. We're just going full boss in law
Because we have like really really really good CS per minute. We got five plates
We're almost on a 13. Yeah, I mean we're smurfing this in terms of like
Use on the map. I think I need to get anti-heal a lot of healing on their team. I'm gonna grab it. I
I want to get tier 2 boots.
Dude, you know why I died?
Wait a second, I know why I died.
Straight up I died because I didn't have boots 2.
That's actually why I died because I don't have boots 2.
Because I usually always have boots 2 at this stage of the game.
But I didn't have it.
I didn't push the top wave in, so like, it's fucking glad, man.
I like intentionally didn't do this macro because I wanted to go to the dragon fight
But that was bad
Losing t2 top is never worth
whatever
Man, I need boots too so bad
I was wondering how I got ran down. It's just ghost boots too. He's too fast and he has fucking Cosmic Drive Jesus
He's literally got like a fucking
infinite movement speed hack on me even with Raiwan is this fucking insane
and if you go get choo choo boots I'm way too fucking slow okay now we're
chilling my fucking team it's funny because this game is so free if they
just don't make dumb calls like trying to kill Vlad there dumbest call I've
seen I don't get it but it is with us and then this guy came down and
shared t2 gold with me like why bro like you walked all the way down here so
that you could share the gold that is fucking crazy man you're 0 and 4 with
like no idea how to play the game that is wild wild fucking behavior I just
Tweedle D and Tweedle Diff shader like losing the game for us again.
I don't know man.
Like I have almost 100 CS late on this server because she doesn't understand how to play a
game.
I'm trying though.
I think once I get Leandri's I can carry.
Like whip-shitting me, I mean, but I need Leandri's badly.
That double burn is just so oppressive in teamfights.
Like the Rhyla is double burn just feels so oppressive.
I'm in a really really bad spot because I need to go back and stop them from ending the game
Because my team fought dragon for no reason at all
Guys just stop. I got three items. I might be able to do this
Basically, I'm gonna be looking to try and silence this Vlad during an important part
I mean I couldn't TP'd but I don't think it would have been worth
High key
Like there's no reason to fight this
Where's this wave it's funny because I'm literally doing all of the fucking macro on the map
Okay, I
In
Bamboozled that nobody's pushing any waves
Like I'm literally walking to a wave pushing it in by myself
Do that and don't get up for you win. I don't know man
The duo just hates winning games
Such bad play
Learn macro. Maybe you don't sit another 5,000 games there
Like the duo retards again are like losing the game for us
Like my only two mouse losses today are with tweedle D and tweedle dumb
They're so fucking stupid. Like they're the dumbest two players I've ever seen
They like genuinely have no idea how to macro or do anything with value like
How do we even lose that last team fight? I walked down the heck room
right? Like, Hecarim sat there my full ulti, Nidalee was hitting me the whole time. Like,
where was the damage from our team? Like, what were they doing? We had a cane, we had
a Tom Kench, we had a Redden with Ignite. Where was the damage, guys? I gotta go look.
Yeah, I mean, they solo lost another game. It's embarrassing. Like, these two players
don't know how to play the game literally at all. Like, what happened at this last
fight. They've lost every game they've played today and it's been their fault
every time. So let's look at this. We catch their thrash, right? Watch. We catch
the thrash, right? Ribbon hops into the wall. I'll back this up for you guys.
I'll back this up for you guys so you can see this Immaculate Masters Ribbon
game play. Let's check this out. Okay, so we catch this guy, Riven, hops into the wall,
Tom Ketch completely whips his W, right? So my team's, like, the best thought process
here would be like, let's just, like, run away, right? Like, the best thought process
would be like, let's push mid and back up. But I was like, okay, I have access to
their strongest player. So I'm gonna ulti, like, you know, like, I'm gonna ulti the
Hecarim, I'm gonna zone them, right?
So let's watch and see what happens here.
We slow them all, swing ults, I ulti Hecarim.
So my king is currently farming raptor.
My Riven has ultimate, she's way back here.
So let's take a look at where our teammates are.
My jungler is farming raptors.
Instead of finding a way to flank
and go around to try and kill the backline, right?
He's farming raptors.
Then we have Swain who is currently three items.
Like he's pretty strong, right?
Like he's strong.
He's not as strong as I am because I'm level 17
with like 11 CS a minute, so I'm very strong.
But he's very, he's strong.
We have Riven who has all of her spells up.
Like what happens?
Why is she not just going over the wall
and one shot into the Hecarim?
What?
Like I don't get it.
My cane gets hooked
And instead of staying in the fight, goes to farm a raptor.
Like for some reason, just as he wants to farm.
Then I get a good ulti on their hecarim.
I almost solo him, right?
Boom, double silence into an ulti.
Swayne is zoning these three.
I'm like, surely my Tom Kentsch will flash
or surely my Riven will go over the wall
or surely my Kane will go over the wall here, right?
She dashes Q2s, but she doesn't Q3.
Like that, what was that?
So we don't Q3 for some reason.
And so after the hacker runs away,
Tomcans flash is late.
And then even after everything,
now Vlad one shots the other two people.
Kane has literally not hit another champion
in this fight yet, right?
Like, Riven and Kane have not, this is the first time touching a champion.
I almost solo this jinx, I make a mistake here and I kite up instead of down.
You know what's funny, if I had, I actually could have stalled this game out of how I
rev-jim.
That's the saddest part.
Yeah, but that's the thing, you don't have to do a loop.
I've played Riven, like you can back up and Q3 over that wall easily.
Like if you click here and then here really fast like if you go boom-boom
You can Q3 over the wall
You just have to click away from the wall and then immediately back into the wall and you can Q3
Like I don't play ribbon and I've done this like I've done these jumps before
What I'm saying is like she took way too long to do it, right?
And if we look at like what's going on in this game like I'm literally a level fucking 17 almost four items dude
Like I have a hundred CS 150 CS lead over my solos or the other two people like I'm sorry
But you guys like are just so bad
My cane also somehow some way
Managed to go blue cane in the game like this and then never actually dives the enemy carry
My blue cane was front-lining. I mean, I don't know man. We had one ward down
Like this is just crazy to me
Well, you guys got to understand that like this is the these are the players that I'm playing with when I queue lead
Like you cannot tell me you actually think that I'm a master's player
After seeing me play in these games of how I play the game
Versus how they play the game
Look at this
Like the issue is it's like this elo is just really cringe
Because you get like this is the third jungler. I've had in a row that rages the whole game, right?
my jungler is raging the whole game in a winning game. He's just throwing a temper tantrum,
third jungler in a row. Then you have like top and AD don't know how to macro, like my team
three manned top turret instead of defending our own plates. I took mid turret, right? I took,
what was it? I took mid plates. Then I had to go, or no, we didn't take mid plates,
sorry I took I went I had to walk bot after my team took bot they took bot
dirt first then my team three manned top so I had to clear mid and clear bot
with the ribbon old for nothing literally nothing actually I'll show you
what ribbon altered for if you really want to see how embarrassing a 300 LP
ribbon is watch that's what she altered for yeah she altered so that she could
uh he went to the wall this is a ribbon one trick by the way this guy has over
a thousand games of ribbon and he doesn't know how to jump this wall as
ribbon she lost confidence I mean bro if you have a thousand games of a champ and
you're losing confidence on the champion that you have a thousand games on and
you are a one-trick? Like, I have to be honest with you. You're just fucking bad.
Like, I lose confidence when I play like a Phelios. Right? Like, I've played a
Phelios, but like I don't know him that well. But like, I don't lose confidence in
myself if I'm playing a one-trick that I have thousands of games on. I'm not
going to be like, oh man, you don't have it. If you are somebody who loses confidence because
you make a mistake in a game, I'm sorry, but you're not him. You never will be him. You're
going to be mediocre. You should just stop trying to climb. Climbing is 99% mental.
Straight up. If you can't keep mental and learn how to play the game through macro
and winning the game and not raging the whole game, you'll never win. You'll
I'll just sit in the loo either for life, playing 10,000 games, being a fucking retard, flaming
your team.
That is what it is.
Is this an electrocute game or is this a, I think it's a crack and start game?
Give me a sec.
Well, that seems dodging anyway.
I've been in queue this whole time, I've been whining.
I don't know man, like, stuff like this just makes me like so frustrated to play
League.
Like I know you have to climb through games like this, but it's so frustrating
man.
Like when the enemy top is up 30 or 3000 gold the enemy AD is up 2000 gold
Enemy jungler is equal, but like he's just raging
It's so annoying
Because like these games are so easy to win
Like players like this ribbon and players like this
Swain and players like this cane these three are the reason that this master that the epitome of
Why masters is hard to climb they are the epitome of
Of dog shit raging retards and like every high-level player hates this Revan
Every high-level player hates this fucking swain in the skin
Because like they're not actually high-level, but they think they're better than they are
And it's really annoying to play with them on your team
Instead of playing to win they played a like
troll
That's disgusting
It is was I hate when people do this shit. This is why I told you guys I have to ban smolder always
I didn't I forgot to ban smolder this game because I was tabbed out. They're so fringe
Why did Greg is not have E that's embarrassing that's warden I think
The Gregus is really bad because he doesn't have E or he didn't take a level one when the rise face checked. Oh
He's Diamond 4
like he's like a legitimate d4 player who's auto fills oh rip alright I'm just gonna vibe
try our bests like he asked his team for a leash like you asked your team for a leash
you're mentally retarded well yeah you should never level spells ever early game ever like
like if you have a CC spell versus like a uh yeah I mean that's just some very obvious
shit the wage is perfect for this like bot will put or top's gonna push in here and we
just kill the rise visit the flush what did I just watch bro what the fuck are you doing
oh my god alright please don't come top please please please their god don't come
top row like he literally walked up right before the wave was about to like push in wide open
no thought just like yeah man fuck it and now this rise is fighting me when he has no mana
I I okay I don't know what to say money department what are we doing like you're
you're gonna what freeze the way with no mana just standing there like what am I
watching bro do people just not like walk at you when you do that in a
silo like what is happening I'm gonna stop I'm gonna stop making fun of him
I'm gonna stop in front of me no more no more fighting this guy he's trying
best. Listen, no more fighting, no more fighting. He is doing his absolute best. Oh, I mean,
you gotta understand the loudest, like the worst players are the loudest and lead because
they're more focused on what other people are doing than themselves. So they just
gap. It is what it is. Like if people are good, they focus on their own gameplay.
Is that why I always yapp?
T, I yapp at you because like,
you're such a great person.
G-split, you just got me killed, I want you to understand that.
I read your chat and died because I wasn't watching the map.
Like, understand that was on you.
You knew I'd blame that on you?
Well, let's see.
I wasn't dead and then you came in and I did die.
Who else are we blaming that on?
Why would we not take these
Why would we not take this from my Greg is just altered air when we saw the shake I
Can't I can't I I
Can't we saw the shake-o
Like we saw him and we literally saw him in stuff
Why are we all together? I still appreciate you T split
Even after you got me killed I still appreciate you. We don't play double up this long weekend
What the fuck is a long weekend?
What are you saying?
Like a three day weekend?
Is there some sort of government holiday that I don't know about?
Labor day?
Wait, I'm unemployed.
What do you mean it's a labor day?
You think I'm supposed to know what labor day?
What the fuck am I supposed to know it's a labor day?
You think I do labor?
40?
I, excuse me.
Well, I'm just, I'm 40 years come from, but like, crazy motherfucker.
Dude, I can't use my little minions to farm if Smulder will kill them and he'll stack
for free.
Why is a Collie- what is this?
How did I just- like how did my Collie just like lose three plates top?
How'd you lose three plates bro?
How?
How am I like- oh whatever I'm not gonna ask anymore man.
I can't use my W, because every time I use W, he'll get free stacks.
So even though I want to use W, I can't, and it feels really bad.
We need to just gank this guy, Shredor is going to try and gank bot.
Like a thousand percent he's going to try to gank bot right now.
Who guests?
fathers.
What?
The absolute fuck.
Okay, that guy just TPed bot.
So we get rektx.
Where is my teammate?
happening here I am really confused that where my support is like I'm quite
literally like playing by myself one beat like 1v2 like what is fucking
happening like Bragg is not using alts not me not like using like what what
they absolutely fuck is the silo I don't know what to say it's like
actually unplayable if I'm not there if I'm not standing directly next to
these people they just run it down so like nobody on my team is helping
Gragas derefts. Kali can't 1v1 the Ryze because she has 100 CS. Oh shit. My Gragas is pinging
Ryze. Wait, do we actually think Ryze is an issue this game? I think I need to mute all.
I think it's that time of game where if I don't mute all right now, I'm going to
have a brain aneurysm and I'm going to get banned on Twitch. Let's be honest here.
game is so free if we just play it to win. Like the enemy is so bad. Like these people
are not very good. Look at where they're standing right now. They're pushed up on tier 2 tower.
Like that's crazy man. Like enemy jungler is 1 and 4. All we have to do is literally
just let me scale and we win the game. I mean it kind of sucks because the smolder
is like, he should be being shut down but he's not. Like I specifically traded lanes,
You've been all that jazz so that we could
Yeah, don't don't block it guys. It's cool. Like my bad. Like why would we block the shot, right?
No, that's worthless like fuck me. I dodged two of them and now me ran away
genuinely think
If you are hard stuff like if you are trying your best in this elo, and this is your gameplay I
Mean this with every fiber my being I think you might need to be checked for actual brain tumors
Like the literal brain tumors. Oh my god. Hey guys, I know you guys like walking in circles around the big objective
but maybe
Maybe we do the objective
Like I understand you guys don't want to okay. I get it you guys are diamond players
You think that like it's fun to just push button turn the brain off and zug zug zug aroo
But let's be honest. Okay guys like I
I think my brain is physically cannot handle any more of this gameplay. Like I'm begging you to be humans
Like I'm begging. This is wild
like I
Like if you're a human being trying to win this game, it is one of me
I could put four bronze people from my chat in this game right now
And we have a decent chance at winning
Like like where is my team?
What is this?
Like, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I saw two people below me.
Right?
I saw two people below me.
My Nami could have literally walked up and just, like, what is happening?
Don't worry, guys.
Akali is pushing the only lane that doesn't have an objective or need to be pushed.
Like instead of helping the team at all, she's literally doing the only thing to
not have any impact on the game whatsoever.
Oh my God.
was this possible? Like what is this, Ven? Guys, what is going on where I'm 1v4'ing
their team? Like, please. Please. I mean, I don't know, man. I give up. Like, I don't
know what to do, man. Like, every game is like this. Every game is just three people
who just are genuinely griefing the game for fun.
Like, my Gragas has 120 CS at 23 minutes.
He's about three levels down.
My Midlaner's three levels down.
My AD carry's three levels down.
My support's three levels down.
Guys, I don't understand why you can't just like,
get carried.
Like, why is it so difficult for you guys
to just like sack the fuck up
and allow yourself to be carried.
Why are master's players like this, man?
Like, dude, you people are such veins on this game.
Like, it's actually so unfun to play with these people.
Holy fuck.
Like, where's my Nami?
Can we ulti?
Use your ults.
So we're just not gonna ult from vision there.
And we killed the clone.
Like dude, you actually just killed the clone.
So I get feared.
What is this like brain damage?
If you queue up and you put this,
like if you have a game where you're 173
and you're like, you should be banned
from ranks for three weeks.
Right, and this is not taking action.
If you have a bad game, it's okay to have a bad game
once, but if this happens multiple times in a scenario
in a situation, just ban them from ranks.
They don't need to be banned from the game,
but you can ban them from ranks.
This is insane.
Like dude, I, like how is this game this hard?
How are we not trying to get dragon?
Neither jungler is doing dragon.
What?
Like what are we?
Neither jungler is trying to get drake.
What the fuck?
How did my jinx die man?
What?
I mean at least we bought some time.
Like once I get, once I get Void Staff, we should win the game.
Oh my god, but like what are we doing, guys?
What are we fucking doing?
Like the three dumbest fucking people on the team.
Like dude, we know we're retarded, but like let's siege mid without our two carries
and see if our two carries can win us the game.
Like let's see, let's see if we can do it.
Like yeah, we might be mentally retarded and need to be turn banned from life,
But like
Let's just play for fun and waste everybody's time
Fuck um
What okay, I guess we lose I
Fall old and rise and nobody hit him we didn't jinx old him we didn't do anything
Like I I don't know what to say. This is not a this is not a carryable game
Like I could have played this game absolutely perfect, not carryable.
Like this is actually not winnable.
How am I playing with a Diamond 4 Akali?
She didn't even decay, she's a legitimate Diamond 4 Akali.
How is she in my game?
How is a legitimate Diamond Akali in a game with a 300 LP Masters?
Like how is this even possible?
Mappa, shut the fuck up, you're retarded.
Like dude, did you think it'd be good to type something so ignorant right now and dumb when
I'm tilted?
Like that would go off well, shut the fuck up.
Like you don't understand that there should never be a diamond player anywhere near the
game in matchmaking in general.
Okay, don't type again in my chat or your perm bands.
Time out for the rest of the day.
You made the mistake of typing when I'm pissed.
Pay the consequences, Pussy.
You typed again, bye.
Learn your place.
There's one thing you should know about my chat.
If I'm tilted and you type, you will get perm banned.
I don't care if you're a sob,
you've been here watching for years.
Like if I'm tilted, you'll get banned.
So I would keep your fucking mouth shut when I'm tilted.
That's the only thing that you need to know about my chat.
Like I don't see you as a human being when I'm tilted.
I don't give a fuck.
You're a random name in the chat when I'm this mad.
Like when I'm not tilted, sure.
But when I'm tilted,
like I don't give a fuck about you.
That is what it is.
Every single game today has been me performing well
and losing games, every game.
I play well, I lose, I play well, I lose.
I'm gonna go off stream.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
I had the dodge, so I'm just gonna go do something else.