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Hello boys! It's early. How are we doing? Hope we are doing well. I think I should level
up here. It seems kind of troll, but I don't think I'm playing reroll Poppy anyway. I think
trying to win streak is probably a good idea. This guy's Blitzcrank is insane. I think
I think I can still win, but his Blitzcrank is crazy.
Yeah, I think that was worth it, because I definitely won from the level up.
Yeah, probably I'm not playing Zoe though, I'm just holding this so I can have like
a good comp.
But I'm probably going to try and play Mage, I still don't know if I can.
We'll see, very quickly.
Two BF Swords, ooh.
I do have this, that's not bad.
How do I even, Real Pacto?
How do I even use?
Oh, I'm so dead. No. I mean, that was a hard transition with the double BF sword.
Fuck! I need to get that, like, re... I need to get that one charm that, like, reforges.
Or I need to hit, uh, Pandora's items. Pandora's Bench isn't bad, though, for re-roll.
Not the worst.
How do you AD carry in League?
Very carefully.
Very carefully.
A good pick into Seraphine and Ziggs.
This guy has a Nora.
Huh.
Sorry, that was fun to just notice.
Good God.
A good pick into like Seraphine and Ziggs, I think.
You can either pick, I mean there's two ways to play ball in.
You can either pick to kill them or you can pick to scale.
If you don't want to like pick to kill them and you just want to like kind of chill in
the lane and farm out without feeling like you're going to die every two seconds to poke
and stuff, you can go MF and just rush Bloodthoester and it's like super good for a step.
You can also just pick like really heavy scaling stuff if you don't enjoy that meta.
Because trust me if you get a Vance up there on MF and then you get BT after they're
not gonna be able to like do anything to you and they're gonna get they're gonna
get really frustrated really fast that I can't that they can't do anything and
they're gonna they'll just get very frustrated is a good way of putting it
basically if something annoys you they find this the best way to deal with it
in any comp or anything that you're doing is just find a way to beat it like
what is their goal when they fight you and why is it annoying and if it's
like oh they you know they poke me and it's annoying because like it's
unfair they have soup that like ziggs q is like you can't dodge every ziggs q
he spams on a three second cooldown you can't dodge every seraphine
bullshit you know like it feels stupid it's like oh it's cool you know just
get hit by it and just heal it back up and if that's not your play style then
you just play something like you don't play something like jinx or actually
jinx into ziggs is bad but you can play something like zerry you can play
something like just typically things that are very good at typically it's just
things that are really good at rushing ways of like winning through other
facets than a lane cuz like Ziggs and Seraphine are pretty much lane they're
like what you would call like a lane how do I put this they like mitigate you
winning lane they're like they shut down any way that you can win the lane
and because that sucks it's better you just got to find other ways to win like
late game or out sustain them stuff like that
sup guys hello good morning I got three hours of sleep three and a half
actually yeah it sucks I mean that's kind of how the game is nowadays draft
is more important than a lot of things in the game now being the better
player is definitely not nearly as important when it comes to can I do X can
I do Y how do I function in the game stuff like that being the better player
is definitely not as important as it used to be in terms of stuff like that
what in the actual fuck is how do I play this game yeah I could pivot but I
I have a fucking spark, a blue buff, nashers, two quick gloves, two BF swords, like how in
the fuck do I play this game?
I don't know.
I'm assuming I should just thief's glove someone.
This is about to be a very interesting game, because I don't think I'm coherent enough,
like my brain's a little blow today.
I don't think I'm able to like, think.
I mean, could you in theory swap to sugar crafts with these items?
Like, do a full swap?
I mean, I haven't been stacking at all.
You would literally just be using it for the fucking bonus.
Nah, it's not good.
Well, this is probably going to be a loss because I'm tired.
And my brain is not fully awoken yet.
I'm waiting for this caffeine to hit me.
I mean, I need to roll it down a bit.
I do not have any champions that are upgraded at all.
And I'm re-rolling a fucking 12 cost champ.
Or 12 gold champ.
I'm trying to fix my sleep schedule, so I wake up and stream at this time of day every day.
Like I already have 8 portal, or I got 6 portal.
But he has a fucking Nora.
Dude, I am so fucked. I'm cooked.
I'm cooked.
Either I need a Mord 3,
ViGar3 and Vex3 on this rule down that I'm about to do or I just lose the game.
But it's okay, I'm okay. I'm with a lose and I fucked up.
And I also got three BF swords.
Oh my god bro.
Look at what is happening right now.
I wonder if I lose even with the dragon.
That would be embarrassing.
I won.
I forgot that I had that BF sword.
I won.
I wonder if I can actually like get to Karasau.
do i beat this guy nope i guess not maybe by girl is kind of smurfing it oh nice
nice job mr. vagar you're a beast bro all right vagar on carousel all right
by gar and shop right here right now let's hope we just get a vagar you know this comp is actually
kind of smurfing and i don't even have a vagar three yet it's kind of smurfing it wow this is
This is a really close lobby, bro.
I think that's worth to roll that, because like if I do hit a Vigar, I can just sell
this and...
Oh no, my spark's not hitting this Nassus, bro.
Bro how am I still in this?
If I can hit a Vigar 3, I might be able to top 4.
Like, unironically, I could probably top 4 with Vigar 3.
We hit the Vigar 3.
Can we top 4?
This Icanny guy is 8 portal, so he is very strong.
Holy shit.
I think we top forward or we're close. Oh my god, dude. This lobby is actually
The closest lobby I've seen in a while
Like what is even happening men every single person's one life. Let me eat this guy
Oh, no wait his fur is on my vigor. Oh, thank God. I think I win
nice, oh
We got top three
for this guy's the Nora
2. Holy fuck this comp's OP. I need to have Marellos. I have anti-heal now, that's not
bad. For my Namo, only it's the clone, or the ghost board. Wow this guy is very strong.
I'm stronger. That was a ghost board though, I'm probably gonna lose to this actual board.
Oh no, the portal guy beat him. I need a battle augment for the last fight. Bro,
These are not good augments.
Like, okay.
You know what?
Fuck off, bro.
I got three econ augments in a row, by the way, just now.
How fucking cringe.
I re-rolled for a battle augment, and I got three econ augments.
Or charms, sort of the fuck you call it.
Yeah, I won.
I think he's dead.
Wait, is it 2 HP?
I shouldn't roll.
The only way I upgrade my comp right now is to get a better eldritch for a level
two Nora and then I put the Nami Adams on Nora maybe that's actually kind of good
I got seven mage in for this last round wow I won cuz I RNG'd the seven mage the
like thing that gives me a free I held on to that Soraka and I RNG'd the fucking
the fucking emblem that gives me a free mage what a fucking game we were one
life we had to roll all the way down at one life we came back with an 11 win
streak first place holy shit alright guys I'm gonna queue one on this account
good morning guys how's everybody doing I'm gonna queue up on this account
Really quick so I can like warm up and then we'll play on the other account
I'm back
Sorry, go take a leak
All right boys and girls
Play some video games
Yeah, where let's warm up with a nice smolder game. Oh
Yeah
Oh, how am I doing?
I'm good.
I'm just tired.
Just tired.
It's okay.
I know who novel is.
I don't hate the guy.
I just am too tired right now for this much interaction with people.
I gotta just, I gotta just mute the noise.
Too much interaction.
But all we really have to do this game is just not die.
That's our goal.
Don't die.
The smolder way is that Bard skin is that a flower? What is that?
It's like a little flower. Oh my god. I'm bad
Smolder I kind of like the essence weaver smolder build, but I'm gonna try the other smolder build
I'm gonna try the tier triforce one
We'll see how it goes. I I've been actually done this build in a while
But I saw a lot of people to trying it. So I was like, yeah, okay, but I do think essence ever is probably better
It gives you like a better spike, but I mean, they're just probably sitting in the bush
I'm actually surprised they're not in the bush. I'm surprised
And they really just wanted me. I probably should have just held by E
Like if I hold the E we probably just
Killed them all I'm mobile six some years for
How does this guy sell a level at the phone?
Anthony's still level five
so I mean if you tried to like
Why gank he's just got to walk through in
It's not too bad. Not bad. I could probably farm one more wave, but is it worth it? Nah,
it's the cannon. Fuck it. That shit ain't worth. Yo, when do I get my booties? 11.15.
Bro. No, I mean that pantyhanna, I played it a long time ago, I remember. I always
feel bad when people are like, uh, chillin' cause he's probably a nice guy. I just
like I only got three hours of sleep so I don't have any energy for interacting
with people at the moment no matter how nice they are I fucking you fucking w'd
my queue you dick and my stacks suck can't be on my flash on there there
is. Not bad. I knew that was gonna happen but I didn't really have a choice. I have teleport
so we're chilling. It's not a big deal. Anytime we take a train like that it's not a huge
deal when you got TP. Ooh my team's not having a good game are they? It's okay boys. I got
you. You guys can just scale it out. I got you boys. What's this guy doing? I got
TP we're chilling. That's why I saved it in case like something weird happened
like that because I feel like that happens a lot you know I'd have some weird
thing happen where you have a good play but in this evil of the tempo gets
thrown off so fast it's just getting on it's weird to be old to me though
Keanu is on dragon fuck I mean surely we're not letting him do this you know
We almost have our thing whatever it's called our second upgrade
Got it
Now we're gonna be juiced
This is how we do it boys now we juiced I
Gonna stay didn't too bad. I mean I have ult so they definitely can't dive us I
Need to go back and get try force though if I try for us I can actually just kill them both
Bros. Can you guys just like stop cheesing? I want you in my room
And in the night together In my room
Guys it's almost smoldering time.
We're closing in on smoldering time soon.
I'm dead. Run. Run, Lodz. Run!
They really wanted the five-man bot. Did the build change? I mean, I probably not.
I'm just doing it because I wanted to try this build out.
I saw some people doing the Triforce tier build, like where you go like Manamune and Triforce and then Shogun or whatever.
And I was like, ah, I want to give it a try.
I mean, the SNES Super Build is still pretty good.
Let's see, I want to go mid.
I can go mid, I don't mind.
It's like where I should be at this point, but I hate letting people do the mid-push thing.
Oh, I'm dead.
Later.
Her cane got 1v1 by Samira.
That's not good.
I always forget, like, just how bad Diamond players are, because you watch the games
and you're like, okay, Bard's building AP.
Then you have Malfight, go lost to Nasus instead of going even like you should.
He got solo killed by Nasus somehow.
Then you have like two assassin junglers and assassin junglers are like super non meta at
the moment.
Then you have two like kind of mage mids.
It's always kind of fun to look at.
Like, Lower Elo has such a funny uh, different like play style of how the game is played.
And once I get to 25 we win the game so
Regardless of us being down fucking 8,000 gold or whatever. It's not a huge deal
I have not been able to move my character for like three seconds. It's kind of interesting though because um
People will get really far behind early then to see a little but they if they just play the game
Like the enemy team usually doesn't know how to end
Like if you play a late game scaling champ and you like scale up properly and shit like I've obviously like fucked up
I should already have my stacks, but it is interesting to to watch happen in the real time
I mean, they're definitely on Baron. I don't know if my team knows it, but I mean I'm close to my
Choujin and I'm close to my
225
Yo bag, thank you so much for the the reset man
Dude, I appreciate it a lot. Welcome back brother. This will be pretty good once I get 225
I think I will actually kill like half their comp in two seconds like a high key
I'm almost positive we can just win the game. I actually don't know how like good the scaling is on
Stacks after 225 anymore
Like is it is it actually good?
Like is it worth super trying to stack after 225 or do we just group and fight now?
I don't know probably was dragon soul for that
It's okay. You guys should not be pushed up mid. Oh, you guys are crazy crazy
You guys do be crazy motherfuckers
We can just kill this guy.
This guy is going to be so hard to fucking kill with Ocean Soul though.
He's going to be so hard to kill man.
Whole fucking armor and asses with Ocean Soul.
That's going to be fucking insane.
Do I go Manamune or do I go Armor Pen?
Probably Manamune.
Holy shit.
That guy's weather just fucked me in the ass.
It's okay.
Honestly if I played that better I'd probably kill Alphora.
Like, like, Ocean Soul saved him twice, but I didn't weave, like, two autos and I would've killed them all.
Let's do some damage.
We gotta work Baron, bro, if you wanna try and win.
And we should just Bartolt this, no?
Don't you just Bartolt this?
Like, this is such a good fight for us if you Bartolt it, but you're taking too long.
Damn. If you Bartolted that, that was free.
No, man. We're pretty strong now.
Not bad at all we just have to not give elder I might be able to actually
Carry this now. Let me let me sit up. I'm like
I'm like ultra fucking mega slouched
Which men it's not good
Like I just straight up got caught. Oh my god. I hit teleport on accident. I
Would have killed that guy I hit teleport I
Hit teleport no, I would have killed them all
Oh no.
I clicked my F key out of like pure being tired muscle memory because I never take teleport.
I like actually would have killed the ball though.
Damn it.
Oh well.
This is still a good game.
Like whenever you queue in Diamond you just kind of kind of accept that you have to
1v9 the game or your teammates will just end.
Like I said, nobody in the CEO actually plays League of Legends.
They think they do, but Diamond is basically the new plant.
So essentially they just kind of walk in circles, and if they ever get behind in their lanes
or don't know the matchup or whatever, they kind of just lose.
It is one of those.
It happens.
Let's go get Challenger.
We're so close.
Almost first.
I'm just warming up.
I only play on that account as a warm up account when I'm really like first game of the day
or I'm tired or whatever it is.
I would hope that I can smurf on like diamond players when I'm 1000 LP above them.
Like if I can't smurf on a guy that I'm 1K LP above, I mean I feel really fucking bad
at the game right?
Well this count's not doing too bad though.
I think our only loss yesterday was that game that guy AFK'd.
I mean pantheon's just garbage
The chance is trash
He's like a just a worse version of Leona. You're kind of bragging about beating up on diamond players. I
Later said I don't think you realize how bad diamond players are nowadays man
Like it's basically like you're playing in platinum like they diamond players are not
Players
Like they they don't queue up to win or they do but they like have no idea what they're doing
Well, the skill level is just bad, it's like until you get up into GM and Chow, nobody
knows how to play the game anymore.
It's just because NA is like, less people are playing right now in NA, so it's a lot
more inflated in terms of bad players are climbing because there's not a lot of people
playing, so like the threshold for being, the threshold you have to hit for climbing
DG low went down.
Now, I don't know if I'll actually be able to get a game at this time of day.
It's really early in the morning. Nobody's playing in the Celo really.
Now that doesn't change. People in Masters don't know how to end games.
It is one of those. Like nobody actually does macro
in the Celo. Or nobody does macro until like
probably 600 LPS GM.
This guy wants to play Senna.
Huh. Okay. I mean
I probably should have just picked Zary.
Anytime somebody picks Seraphine, I always just go Zary now.
God their lane is so cringe, I almost want to take teleport.
I think the only thing that they can do is try and push us in because they can't, they can't like ever fight us unless we're, oh never mind.
I forgot that we're back in Hylo where everybody's going to dodge every single other lobby because dodging's never punished.
punished bro at this point just fucking remove dodging this shit is cringe I
watched Tyler one sitting the fucking 38 minute queue earlier with like 12 dodges
I was like bro it just fucking removed dodging man like it's such a waste of
time like they go through the entire champ select to just like not dot or to
just like wait see if somebody else dodges then they dodge at the end and
I'm sitting there like oh my fucking god bro there's no dodges you just locked
in. I mean you should be. The problem with League is like dude people will like draft troll stuff
because they want other people to dodge right which causes like the fact that they know that they
can get out of a draft. People also like half ass drafting in League which is like 95% of the
game is just drafting so people like half ass that right and a lot of it's because they like
Like, I just had another game that got dodged.
Like, it's because they, like, know that they can just dodge if anything bad happens in draft
at all.
Like, I genuinely think dodging should remove MMR.
It would actually put, like, if, like, you can kind of keep dodging in the game because,
like, anything can happen, you know?
Like, say, like, you're queued up and all of a sudden your cat spontaneously combusts
and you gotta fucking go put your cat out.
Right?
I get it, you know, stuff happens, shit happens.
But I think it's dumb that you can just queue up,
see the draft if you don't like it, dodge.
Like you fucked up your draft, they outplayed you, dodge.
And then like people who don't play this game as a job
use their time to what?
Sit in fucking queue for fucking 30 minutes
before they can play a 15 minute game
somebody trolled nobody's gonna do that man that's why your player base is dying
like straight up let's see if our fourth uh let's see if our fourth lobby goes through guys
let's see no that's what i'm saying is like people who can only play league casually because like
you know the league the league like player base is getting older because there's not a lot of new
players joining league so a lot of the league player base is like just aging and a lot of
of the league playerbase doesn't have time to like spam, you know, like people who are
streamers do.
So allowing like people to just dodge willy nilly and waste everybody's time on repeat,
it's super cringe.
Because I think personally, you should have to learn the game.
You should not be able to queue up, not like something, and waste everybody's time
and just leave and never have to learn how to play around what you don't like.
Because I mean, think about this, when did my last game end?
Let's go look.
Like this doesn't bother me because I'm a streamer, but I've been in queue for 15 minutes,
right?
I've been in queue essentially for 15 minutes sitting here doing nothing.
Like actively having to sit in queue, think about my draft to go through every single one
of these drafts, to have somebody inevitably fucking dodge at one second, like that.
That's my fifth dodge.
I've gone through five full drafts in 15 minutes just to have five people dodge at the last
seconds.
Like, there is no world a casual player is playing this game more than like once in like
three hours.
Like, this is insane.
And now my top laner goes I'm auto-filled.
So we've sat, let's go over what's happened.
We've sat in five Q dodges in a 16 minute queue, right?
been in queue for 16 minutes total five queue dodges okay to have my top laner get
autofelds and whoever my jungler is I have them blocked which can't be a good
sign because I don't block that many people like I do not block people I
think I have like eight people blocked on this account so you got to really be a
douche bag to get blocked how do you know if you haven't blocked this guy
is either talking to himself he said no thank you I am worse at jungle I just use
logic who like he's taught he's got to be just talking to my jungler and if I
can't see what my jungler saying he's blocked hmm I wonder what's going on
all right what are the odds we get into this game what are the odds what are
the odds. Oh my god, we're playing Q time simulator. Oh my god. We got into a game.
Oh, we're versus Sneewoo. This guy hates me so he's gonna go still living shit out of
me. Prepare for that. I'm gonna get camped like fucking it crazy. Let's just do one
of these. That's not my name. That's not my name. That's not my name. That's not my
name. That's not my name. Oh, it's an F, man. I thought it was going to be Kaisa, man.
Interesting. You can usually get that ward if you're fast enough. If you auto-q-auto,
you can get it. Pretty high chance that we're going to get level 3 ganks by Lee.
or even level two ganks.
We should just zone them.
We did a two wave crash, so again, I show them.
I think my failure's just got soloed by the Leona.
He missed two queues and then got soloed by Leona.
That's why you take cleanse.
Had he taken cleanse, we would have double killed him.
But yeah, I mean, that's the importance
of cleanse right there.
That was my Brands, only have 12 CSs at 3 minutes, he's only got 3 camps.
That's not good.
This is a very low elo game.
The Eiffelios didn't really know how to play that teamfight, or that 2v2.
And the fucking Brands is pathing very, very, very poorly.
This guy is surely autofilled, this Brands.
Oh yeah, this is the guy I blocked, he's probably just softened and thing.
Usually if I have somebody blocked they're very obviously like a self-denter.
Yeah, he's an autofill jungle.
So he has no idea how to jungle.
Yeah, I mean this guy's...
This Opelios is not very good.
He had barrier and he didn't use it.
That's not good.
Yeah, I mean there's not much I could do.
The Opelios is straight up just bad.
When your AD carry sucks like this you can really only roam.
And we have Autofill Jungle against a guy who's ghosting and just doing everything you
can to gank bot, so there's not much I can do.
My mid is playing first time mid Pantheon too.
We have first time Malfight, Autofill, then we have first time Pantheon.
So it's just gonna be one of those games where like, you know, we got fucked.
It is one of those.
I'm like, I don't know what my Pantheon is even doing.
the waves like why aren't we pushing the waves in if you want to roam bro you can
but you can't do it without pushing the wave first you should back the fuck up
we're almost gonna hit six and you don't have a cleanse the only real way we
can play this is to make them dive us and clear the wave when they do wow he
lived but yeah I mean that was the only way to play it is we had to try and
do that it's just not playable because again well this guy has not used his
barrier in two deaths. Like why take the fucking summoner spell bro? Like what? I don't know.
Well either ADs are just as bad as everyone else. My team has much lower LP. Yeah it's
a fucking middle of the day. Blue side versus red side game. Like my team is gonna get
gapped this game very hard. I mean that's my pantheon. He just jumped in 1v3 at 20%
HP. Trust me, nobody in this elo at this time of day is good at the game. Like a lot of
the time in this time of day, you're just coin flipping. Wins and losses unless you're
a jungle player. If you're a jungle player and you're a good one, you can win at
any time of day no matter what because the role just is pure agency I mean what
where's they ramming now good work boys oh my mid laner's an inivio one trend oh
wait no my middle there's a bot accounts that's actually hilarious though
that was kind of pussy you guys take for one more wave bro if you don't take
for this wave they're going to take the turret don't need some more on I'll
I'll do my best.
He didn't flash or barrier.
Bye, you old boys.
Yeah, we're literally just losing our turrets top
because these two have no actual fucking brain.
I don't mind playing games that are bad,
but I don't mind if my team gets gapped or whatever, right?
But when they aren't trying to win
and they're hitting no, that's when I'm bored out
of my minds.
Like, let's take a look at what's happening in this game.
Mid laner's first time in Pantheon, right?
So middle laner is first timing pantheon.
My AD carry hasn't used his cooldowns or his summoners in like
seven minutes.
My middle laner has a hundred CS. My top laner has a hundred CS
at nineteen minutes of the game.
And we have two autofills and a guy first timing.
Or a bot account, sorry.
Two autofills and a guy who bought his account.
Like that. I feel like you guys just shouldn't be hitting no.
I said I don't mind
playing lost games, but this is just boring.
I waited 20 minutes for a queue where the enemy has higher MMR and we have three autofills.
That's just not fun.
I'll be real, I'm just going to go split push bot until we lose.
I mean this is just fucking stupid.
That's just so embarrassing and like yikes bro.
You guys genuinely just that's like I'm embarrassed for you guys.
Time for another 20 minute queue into another 15 minute game because three
people will be autofilled. Maybe the enemy will be autofilled, maybe my team
will be autofilled. Who knows? Who knows? Don't worry guys, we're still in queue. I
got you. Don't mind me. I have to go pee, but I know that if I stand up to go
pee, my queue is gonna pop and I'm gonna miss it. I'm not excited. You know
I'm gonna go pee
And I'm gonna absolutely pray
Then my cute doesn't pop every oh my god it popped as I was walking away
I fucking knew it dude like riot has some sort of like way of
Seeing it and then somebody declined at
Holy fuck, what the fuck is happening? Oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom again or try
Don't worry though, the Q will pop again and I'll be on the way to the back. Yep, it popped. Yep, I missed my Q. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
So just to establish how fun the League of Legends is, for all of you guys in chat, I've been streaming for two hours and 20 minutes.
And I played two League of Legends games in two hours and 20 minutes.
I've been in queue for a collective 45 minutes.
45 minutes.
Like, I've been in queue for 20 minutes this time,
and I was in queue for 25 minutes the last time.
So, like, collectively 45, not like right now, right?
But, like, each queue is literally like a 20-minute average queue time
to get two autofills on your team and people just give up.
It's so incredibly unfun right now to play League in Hyrule.
Like I'm trying my best, this is just fucking stupid.
Like I just want to play, like I'm about to just go on my smurf and play so I can actually play the game.
Alright, let's see if we can play the game.
We finally got into a game, let's see if we can do it boys.
Oh boy. Oh my god we made it.
Fucking shit. Dude streaming at this time is so bad.
I was getting faster two times at 2 a.m. with like the Chinese players and what
the fuck is happening man yeah I got you bro dude I can't even keep my hands
warm during like them like in between the games this is crazy if you had
exhausted that Yasuo probably would have died I wish we had ignite I think
I think their Yasuo is mad, by the way.
I think he's angry that Leona's not engaging.
That's my theory.
Because he just backed off the type.
I should have killed the Yasuo in the first fight, but I missed a Q.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie, I fucking hate playing vs Hecarim.
I don't even think Hecarim's that OP.
I just hate playing vs him.
Trying to zone this guy off as much XP as I can.
Hecarim's gonna be bot, so this is kind of rough.
He's on wraiths, 30cs.
This isn't good.
You should back off, bro.
This really sucks.
I'm so close to enough gold for my...
machine.
But I know Hecarim's here.
Like, I have to just let this get frozen.
This is a really, really fucking sad,
fucking miserable experience I'm dealing with here.
Can you see how Hecarim just did dragon?
Yeah, I wish he had ignite.
God, man.
My Viego is refusing to set bot, I'm kinda sadge.
My Viego's helping our...
...autofill of the losing win.
That's really unfortunate.
Like, it kinda sucks, cause like, I'm playing really well, but I can't farm.
Because just naturally, like, the way this works is like...
I don't have, uh...
I can't...
Even though we're like, winning lane...
With the Hecarim sitting bot this much, it's actually impossible for me to play the game.
I don't even...
...are that my solos are sucking the game.
I don't even care, I'm just happy we're playing the game.
Like how sad is that, man?
How sad is it that I don't even care about my solos into this game?
I'm just happy to be playing the fucking game.
Surely my jungler understood that that was a bad call,
but what the fuck is happening?
Okay, my Vega was decided he doesn't want to win the game anymore.
He is ignoring every single piece of advice I'm giving him
for some reason.
No idea why.
We need to take this turret.
My team is getting really railed on top mid.
So the only way to really help my team stop getting railed on top
mid is to take bot turret ASAP so that we can rotate into their lanes.
I mean, I'm two full items at fucking 14 minutes.
So that's not good.
Damn.
I should have left.
That's on me.
You're also too annoying because I can't fight him in a minion wave.
I mean, this guy's just dead, I don't know what you're doing.
I will never get over how somehow League of Legends players refuse to play League of Legends.
One for top, one for mid.
Junglers refusing to listen to calls.
It's fine.
We want to ward, Mr. Knot.
We always ward behind Drake before it spawns.
Okay?
We're on drake.
Behind drake.
Nice, well played.
I am still a little peeped though because Nautilus not putting wards down is pissing me off,
but you know he's had master's support and stunned his fault.
Like warding doesn't come natural to supports until GM chow.
They don't have the ward usually, so they don't know how to ward it's, it is what
it is.
I can't believe, that's crazy, I can't believe I lived there.
I thought I was for sure dead when I got knocked up by Wukong.
They just did not try and kill me.
They like saw me get knocked up and just stood there and they were like, nah, you're good.
I was like, oh, okay.
Our games?
I've played one game.
I've streamed for three hours, this is my second game.
We've been in a lot of queue.
There's been a lot of queue.
Like I didn't realize that the high reload I get towards Challenger, I can't even
queue at this time of day. Like it's actually not possible. I mean I can but it's mainly
like 25 minute queues you know. Ah it sucks. Please don't fight if I'm not there. We can
throw I'm our damage. Please I beg you to stop aping and play to win. I waited 30 minutes
for this five man objectives no coin clips good gameplay like please I am
begging you guys to just play normal I mean of course he's gonna die I said do
not dive or fight masses do not fight our play is Baron and Baron alone
Play with your fed AD. I'm losing my mind.
Patience. Game is cake.
No fight fight. Only objective objective.
I'm gonna lose my fucking minds. God, it's that easy.
It's actually that easy to win games, man.
Just, just hold your cock for three minutes, man.
Stop forcing unnecessary macro.
Like I know I'm getting pissed, but it's like dude, I'm like waiting in 30 minute queues to have people just running in circles, playing for fun.
Man this game turns me into an asshole.
Cause I had a goal and I feel like anytime my goal takes a while, it just feels miserable.
Like, I've played this, I've been serving three hours and played three league games, man.
Wait a second.
Riot gifted me content.
Everybody, be quiet.
We're gonna listen to Paul and Andre
talk about League of Legends.
So tune in and shut up.
49 million hours is insane.
Wonder, oh, oh, oh, it's around a mile.
Streamers don't get snived and entered, bro.
It doesn't happen.
Yeah, and you know what you did?
You gave all the 80 carry players false hope.
You gave us false hope that maybe our role was going to be fun, and it was fun for two months.
And now you have slowly but surely peeled back every AD carry item and nerfed it into fucking the abyss.
All of the runes nerfed. All the items nerfed.
Like, we are literally playing in the same AD carry meta now that we were five months ago.
Almost. We're very close to the same exact meta we had five months ago.
So yes, you you need to address the actual issue with 80 carries being made which is only fleet and absorb life
Tristana was not op mid because she's OP. She was op mid because fleet and
Because of fleet and absorb life
Okay, Lucian Zerry same thing that they were not overpowered mid because the champions or the items were broken
They were overpowered because the runes that everybody took were too strong at sustain
So they could out sustain poke and they could scale into where they wanted to be
Freely in mid because they didn't have to play with drooling retards bot
That is the issue now you have made it
Listen now you have made it so that ad carry is now not like as fun again
And the only like viable ad carries are the ad carries that either a build bloodthirster first or B
the 80 carries that like have some sort of utility in their kit because Kraken's
trash fucking Bork is trash. Shiv is okay but like what 80 carries are gonna rush
Shiv? Oh the 80 carries that have the viability of like utility right? Like
Ezreal is getting nerfed again for whatever fucking weird reason because
Ezreal is like oh ding ding ding he's one of the only 80 carries you can
play bot that has self agency right now right so like they're nerfing is because
he's too good at having self agency I don't know man I just think that Riot is
so backwards on what they are by trying to accomplish in the game they say they
want the game to be fair and balanced that AD carries to have fun but like you
you let AD carries have fun and you're like oh well experiment with these
new items then you didn't even change the reason they were being played
admit you just nerfed all the ADs. It doesn't make sense. I don't know. My issue is like
Riot has this weird thing where they refuse to admit when they could be wrong about a
rune change. So Riot has always done this by the way. Riot will do something in the
game that changes the meta and then people are like this is 2 op in the meta. They did
this with Static Shiv too remember? Like when they finally released the new Static
Shib or whatever and it was like or when they finally brought back static shib last year and
Everybody played static shib in every lane because it was too broken, right?
And then Riot was like no we can't nerf shib
It's too it's too integral like we just brought it back
We don't know if it's actually OP yet and then every single person is like shib is OP guys
You're gonna have to nerf shib. It's really OP guys
Right
Every single person is like guys shiv's OP so they nerf four champions that are using shiv
Then they finally nerf shiv and then they didn't rebuff the four champions. They got nerfed
Because shiv was OP
They're doing the same thing now
Like fleet footwork and absorb life have been OP for three months and
Now they're like they've nerfed every 80 carry in the game
Because instead of nerfing fleet footwork and absorb life into the ground
Like, that's what pisses me to fuck off about Riot.
Like, they refuse to listen about things that, like, are very egregiously overpowered.
Because they're like, okay, we need to make sure this is overpowered.
And then you're like, uh, okay, I guess we'll just wait, and then we'll nerf everything else, and then now nobody gets to have fun.
Like, I don't want to be a game balancer, don't get me wrong, okay?
Like I would never want the fucking horrific job of game balance, okay?
Like I'll break this down for you
It must be miserable to try and balance League of Legends because you have to balance it for casual balance it for pro balance it for semi-pro
balance it for people, you know
Like one tricks about like it fucking sucks. Okay, like I will never ever
Downplay how annoying it must be to play it to balance for League of Legends
That being said I wish that they would be more open to actually like listening to their like teammates or have their player base
Because a lot of like
League people or a lot of like riot people think that like the players are just they don't know anything about it
Right like they think that like the players don't know anything about the balance and how like
Because the majority of people probably don't you have like a lot of the really loud people were like who calling these books?
But he's not actually bad or like Ezreal needs buffs, but he's not actually bad stuff like that, right?
So like I get it
But there's got to be like a middle ground of like you have challenger pro players telling you something needs nerfs
And you're like, no we can't do that and you're like, okay. Well, you're gonna see the world's most boring meta for six months in pro
And then they're finally like, oh we noticed that like our viewerships going down
Because nobody wants to watch Zeria Lucian for the 15th time mid
that's crazy and then you have all the people are like so we told you this was
gonna happen six months ago and they were like yeah but like we wanted to see it
for ourselves and you're like ah like I stand by I I stand by I think that like
the majority of the issues of the league are just that like riot has this
weird ego when it comes to balancing where they refuse to fucking what am i watching happen right now
they like refuse to fucking um sorry i had to like walk in for half a second right there uh but yeah
where they refuse to like admit that they could have made a mistake until they've already like
it has to be like a really egregious mistake for them to admit that they made a mistake
I miss five of those CS. I'm really bad
Like I was saying this like you can go back into my vods and listen to me say this
Two months ago. I said when everybody was playing AD carries mid right everybody was like dude
I'm sick of saying trust me. I'm sick of saying is very mid can riot nerf this AD carries are way too OP, right?
Being somebody who didn't play
bot lane, or didn't play mid right, very much, adc was strong in bot lane, but if you just
nerfed the reason it was played in mid, which is the sustain, right, the reason it was strong
bot lane was boots were OP, sustain was too high, and if you just nerfed the reason it
was OP which is like the sustain, I promise you, you wouldn't need to nerf every single
80 carry into into oblivion like I
perumas you man because like I said
before all that happens is you get into
this terrible mindset of like I can't
sell my auto like the animation went
off and I just canceled it man but yeah
like I said what I'm telling you is
gonna happen right is that I predicted
this literally two months ago I said
riot is going to nerf 80 carry too
hard and we're going to end up worse off than we were at the start of the season, right?
It happens every time Riot tries to change the dynamic of how the game works.
They do it in the most broken possible way, where a champion can use an item too well
instead of nerfing the baseline of why that champion can even function to begin with,
nerf the sustain in the lane or nerf whatever, instead of nerfing things that thought the
champion from being broken, they nerf the actual champion.
And I think that it's just really fucking stupid.
Because then, what ends up happening is they end up nerfing the other stuff anyway, right?
So they're like, oh hey bro, we noticed that Fleet Footwork is OP.
everybody's like yeah we know and then they're like oh well we're gonna nerf
that and you're like oh cool we're gonna get compensation buffs right for like the
other 80 carries they got nerfed because fleet was OP like Tristana's gonna
get a buff right and they're like no and you're like oh well she's got a 45%
win rate they're like yeah we can't balance her I'm like well don't you
think it's mainly the rune you could buff her stats now and like you
know the the rune would not be the problem and then riot again goes no no
you're wrong and I'm like oh okay why am I being flamed I all I asked for was
playing around bot my garen's like dude you got so much help I'm like yeah I did
I did get help that's why I'm fed but like I want to help you bro why am I
getting fucking flamed right now. Why am I being flamed by the top laner who is
inting? Why? I'm legit not being toxic. I'm trying my best. Why are you so mad?
Okay, why am I being flamed? Like, why are you so angry at me? What did I do to
Oh my god, well masters is legit just oh
My god, I need to meet this guy. I'm gonna pop a blood vessel like I'm literally the only one on the team doing well and
I I literally got outplayed one time by the blunt because I was autopiloting
Because I was typing to this fucking reject of a garen and what happens what happens guys? Oh, he ping spams me
because he got ganked top and he's mad at the 80 carry for not playing absolutely
perfectly in his game when he's down 50 CS. I don't know how to even like explain
what I'm like even feeling right now. Am I still in queue? Yeah. Yeah, we're in
queue here. 100%. We're actually doing the special thing where we have we're
queued up while we're in-game I just wanted everybody to know how is my
mouse hard dying oh we got one nice not bad this game is only hard because I
fucked up earlier and died to that fucking arelia or LeBlanc because I was
typing like yeah our teams our team really sucks but it's not a huge deal
like we had bad teammates last game we carried we have bad teammates this game
we'll carry again you know what I mean it's like it's part of the 80
carry experience in solo queue. If you don't just get bad teammates on repeats, the game
would be too easy for you to climb, you know?
Rell's playing reasonably fine though, so I can respect it.
The problem with this C.L.O. is you pretty much have to walk in always. Like I said,
Master is like a special place where if you autopilot even a little bit, you will
get punished for it. Because not because you're playing bad or anything, but just
because people will throw temper tantrums in the Zelo, right?
And they'll just stop trying.
Wow, he actually got in the threshold there.
Ah, my bad.
Man, he flashed.
It's actually fun, because Pyke flashed for that.
So I think it's actually really good.
Should I get anti-healing this game?
I don't think I need it.
I think BT is more important.
I need to be able to face tank their fucking damage, you know?
Like when Leblanc goes in on me,
I need to be able to just lifesteal through it with uh
Because none of them have anti healing so I should be able to just lifesteal through the wrong thing if I get BT
Like a lot of people think that you need like MR
But it's actually easier if I can just hit somebody and just lifesteal through all that damage
I'm missing every one of my Qs. I almost have my mana moon. How do I not have my fucking mana moon stacked?
I'm almost three items and I still don't have mana moon. Oh
Holy fuck that can't be good. Like genuinely, that cannot be a good fucking...
Yeah it's not that coming.
Do you Moomoo finish with Leandris? So there's pretty much no chance they don't just bear in.
I should have pinged it. I wasn't a hundred percent sure, but like...
That's just like a cheese pie you can make when you're ahead with something like Aurelia and uh...
I don't know Moomoo with Leandris.
It's okay because Moomoo is still garbage so we're fine.
I'm- I'm in a back by the way, 100%.
Yeah, this is too much XP and gold.
And we need to push out top before this next wave.
Or before this next dragon.
Like, my team is gonna get into a really big fight right now and it's gonna suck.
And my Garen is trolling by going top.
Oh, I'm dead.
Fuck me, man! I got really pinched there!
Ah, they should have just given.
Wait, maybe they can win this with good Malsar solances?
Wait, Malz you got this?
Like actually?
Nah he's dead.
Wait the movement!
Oh he missed the silence note!
Wait the movement?
Oh my god.
Dude that was such a nice try though.
Like I didn't want to be there so that was a nice try.
I'm not gonna lie it is a little crazy that that wabonk can almost 100 is there on
me while missing half her combo.
But I guess I get it.
She has two item of bonks, I guess I get it.
Damn this game got really hard really fast.
All because I got caught mid.
I want to take this mid to two turret.
Alright I should kill that guy.
Hold on, I need a lifesteal.
What do I get next item?
I don't think I need last whisper, I think I need this.
I should have saved my ult.
Like I'll have it back in like 30 seconds, but DJ!
Hey, isn't always the worst players on the team who call other people bad?
Like, bro, we carried the ever-living shit out of you, bro.
Like, you literally, like, died a thousand times, got mad at people on the opposite side of the map,
did nothing at all.
Like, you're just garbage, bro.
Like, there's a reason you're in low masters.
Stop flaming people that are carrying you, man.
It's like embarrassing.
Like have some humility, you know getting carried is no big deal. Everybody everybody gets carried back to the dev blog
Let's let's see what they're saying about 80 carries and why they're gonna be wrong. You ready?
Yep. Yep. You did
Yes, yes, but why are we not like why are we leaving 80 carries like Tristana and Lucien?
Why are we leaving them gutted like they're they're literally gutted man. Why are we leaving them just sitting there gutted?
while you could have just established that the problem was the the systems and
the runes not the ad carries themselves but everybody was telling you this two
months ago everybody but you know what you you you you couldn't listen you
guys just have this weird ego where like people who play in Hyrule are
delusional and they don't know what they're talking about so like fuck it
we're gonna nerf it our way and then it doesn't work and it doesn't work
and it doesn't work and you're like oh yeah well we'll nerf it this way you were right.
Then they make a video. This is my favorite part they make a video and they're like you know what
we we understood that you guys were correct and well you know we could admit when we made a
mistake and I'm like yeah three months late you made it like what do you mean well I better see
fucking 80 carries getting buffs like individual 80 carries because right now
Now the only viable AD carries are like Varus, Ash, Jin, Ezreal and he's getting nerfed.
It's like painful, man.
Like yeah, we had Lilia takeover, Lilia Brand takeover like two months of the split until
Riot nerfed Faded Ashes.
Then we had like Tristana takeover mid but we didn't buffer again for bot.
It's stupid.
Matchmaking improvements, chipping in patch 14-17.
So next patch is when the things are shipping, got it.
Well, this is what I'm saying though, MB.
Like I went on a rant about this earlier,
so I'll do this very briefly,
because I could talk about this for hours,
because I'm an autistic nerd.
Listen, they didn't buff 80 carries.
They buffed 80 carry items, okay?
And they buffed 80 carry runes.
The problem is the 80 carries
were only slightly OP bot lane, right?
like bot lane ad carries were only very slightly overpowered.
Okay?
So like, nerfing like the ad carries bot would be fine.
Right?
Like nerfing a little bit so that their balanced bot lane
is completely fine.
The problem that happens is they decided to not nerf
the issue with ad carries being played in solo lane,
which was strictly runes and systems.
And they didn't nerf that until like now
they're finally nerfing at this patch, right?
But they took two and a half months to nerf every other thing.
We nerfed Lord Dom's, so it's an actual worthless item.
Anybody who builds Lord Dominic's regards right now
is not red patch notes.
It is a worthless item.
So like, we don't build Lord Dom's, right?
Like the item's gutted.
IE is built on maybe 280 carries right now,
out of like 12, right?
Like you would have rebuilt it on 280s
because they nerfed IE too.
So like they buffed IE, IE finally felt good.
They immediately nerfed it, right?
They nerfed Lord Dominix, they nerfed Kraken Slayer,
they nerfed Bork, they nerfed all of these AD carry items
that weren't overpowered.
And so instead of nerfing like the reason
that AD carries could survive in the lanes to begin with,
with the other laners, with the solo laners,
was because they can utilize fleet
because they auto attack more than other solo laners, right?
So they can utilize fleet very well
because they're ranged and they're very like
polycentric champs, their risk reward was very low
because they could trade with you
and then heal back up with fleet and absorb life, right?
That was the entire premise of why they were broken,
was that they could take trades and then heal back up
and then take trades and heal back up.
That's why they were OP.
But instead of nerfing that in solo lanes,
they decided to nerf AD carry items
and AD carry champions.
So now we're gonna have a really boring ass AD carry
meta for the next three months again,
like we've had for five years
because they didn't know how to fucking properly balance shit.
Sorry, I'm tilted.
What?
I mean, that's okay.
That's cool, I guess.
I mean, that's one of those.
Being able to honor teammates and opponents,
I guess is cool.
Okay?
Okay, so this is what I was telling you guys months ago.
Do you remember how I've been telling you for like months?
This actually feels really good though
because I feel validated, right?
I told you guys months ago,
when they, because you guys are like,
dude, Vanguard doesn't do anything.
People are still grieving.
Like it's not actually, like, what's the point?
Like everybody, like it takes time, right?
That's what I'm trying to tell you guys.
It takes time because what Riot is trying to do
is they are trying to fix the behavior issues in League.
And I respect that, right?
Like they are trying.
The issue is it's a very, very hard
to establish through automated systems
who is griefing and who is not griefing
based on having bad games
and actively over like many series of games, right?
Trolling consistently, right?
It's hard to establish those like outliers
through an automated system.
It's very, very, very hard.
So Riot like it basically has to take time
to be able to code like an AI
to basically collect the data to see like,
oh, like this many people are selling items
and buying tiers and then re-buying items
and they're like, they're doing this in games,
like consistently every game that they lose.
And then the system will pick up
on that person selling their items
or that person's clicks going drastically down
in the game, right?
And then there's like heat maps and stuff.
They're like, okay.
So this person sat in this bush for two full minutes
walking around clicking to not get AFK warning
or something, right?
reported by four people, five games straight.
They lost five games straight and they did it every game.
Like you need the data to be able to make a system in place
to be able to identify these things occurring in the game.
Right?
So that's why I'm telling you,
people expected Vanguard to come out
and just like snap your fingers, everybody's banned.
But that's not how it works.
It can do it with scripters, right?
Like scripters, it can ban.
Because like scripters are software
that it can just engineering we put in
and it's like we forbid this software type shit.
But like with actual behavior systems,
it takes a long time.
So like you can't expect that there's gonna be
good behavioral change for like a while, right?
Like I'm talking like till next year,
like it sucks and I bitch more about this shit
soft ending than almost anybody, right?
I make tickets every day, bitch about this shit,
I get it, I do, I get it.
But you also have to understand it takes time.
And that's why you should still report people
who are being toxic.
You should actively tell Riot that this person has grieved you
because they are recording that data.
And as they are recording that data,
it is stacking up to create a good system
where in the near future, hopefully,
it will actually matter and things will fix.
But if you want things to get fixed,
you have to give them the data or they can't fix it.
That's just how it works.
That's how anything works in life.
You have to give people data
so they can understand how to fix things.
It's not, they can't just RNG it.
He was very excited about that.
I just wanna say.
I actually didn't even think about that.
I'll be real.
I didn't even think about the fact
that if a brand new player was playing League,
there was a really high chance
that they were in a game
with a bot just leveling an account to sell or whatever.
So like, there's a chance that they just beat that bot
because they're new and the bot's a bot.
So there's a chance they would just like beat that bot
and then if it happened to like in succession
to a newer player, because Riot,
like when you play normals, right?
Riot calculates your MMR when you play normal games.
So I guess it's kind of interesting.
So it's like, those people would beat bots
and then they would get unfairly put
against higher MMRs than they deserve to be in
and it wouldn't even be their fault
because the system was just automatically saying
that they deserve to be hired because they were doing well
against bots and stuff.
So I didn't even know that was like an issue.
I didn't even think about it, but it makes perfect sense.
I think you should just remove Smurfs.
Honestly, this is a hot take.
I know a lot of people like Smurfing.
I know a lot of people think it's required.
I genuinely think, and I mean genuinely,
the core issue of League,
the core issue is that you cannot care about games
games because you have other accounts.
And it's also the core issue of if you get ranked anxiety on one account and you don't
want to play anymore, you can go on another account and like shit on players worse than
you and feel good about yourself saying, look how good I am.
I'm a Diamond 4 player.
I can shit on Silvers or something, right?
And it's like, you should be forced to just play on your Diamond account.
Like if you lose, you lose.
If it feels bad to lose, learn how to win.
You know what I mean?
don't play ranked if you're that nervous about losing in games and you need to go smurf to
feel good about yourself, don't play fucking ranked. Play normals. If you want to learn a
new champion, play normals and practice in normals. Normals aren't that uncompetitive.
Believe it or not, normals are pretty fucking competitive if you actually get your MMR
up to where people like, on one of my smurfs, I leveled with only normal games on one
of my smurfs, okay? Only normals. And I was playing with fucking masters, grandmasters,
players in fucking normal games on that account after like I went like 30 and 1
when I was leveling the account right and I was literally playing with like GM
players in normals trust me when I say people do play normals and they are
competitive if you just play more than like three right if you play three you're
gonna be versus new players and it's gonna feel like it doesn't matter but
if you play versus like people who are actually like playing normals and this
This is also something that I don't think a lot of people understand.
The majority of people who play League of Legends don't play ranked.
I don't know if a lot of people actually know that.
But the majority of all League players who play the game don't even queue ranked.
They queue normals, ARAMs, like third party, like other stuff, like the special events
and stuff.
They don't play ranked.
They actually don't.
So it's like, you will have games where people are trying to win in normals.
You're not just queuing up and having people AFK on you every game.
That doesn't happen.
Right?
That's stupid.
So it's like, if we took away Smurfs, then we would have to be forced to either play
normals to earn, you know, if we're nervous about playing ranked to get better and warm
up and shit.
And then the normals community would get better.
This is what I'm saying.
I have ecosystem of snowballing in league
and people like, I don't think that people at Riot
understand that the ecosystem would actually be good
but it would take time for the ecosystem
to obviously like, you know, prosper, right?
It would take time.
But I'm telling you like, if you had one account
that you could play on, right?
And then that account had to play ranked
and then you could use that account to play normals,
blah, blah, blah.
Then people would A, value their accounts more
So there would be less people being toxic
because if you get banned, you get banned.
B, people would be, sorry, I'm picking my champion one sec.
B, people would be playing more normals
because if they had ranked anxiety,
they wouldn't wanna play ranked,
they would just play normals
because they can't go on a Smurf
and play ranked on a Smurf, right?
And C, you'd fix a lot of the matchmaking issues
because people would be in their normal ranks,
you wouldn't have Smurfs shitting on low elo players
on a repeat because there wouldn't be Smurfs.
That would be your rank, right?
So it's like, I genuinely feel like Riot could fix this game
very, very fast, or like, not fast,
it would take like months,
but you could change the ecosystem by simply just
removing Smurf, removing Smurfs.
One in 200 is insanely good.
Like there are still scripters,
but one in 200 is like,
before I think it was like what, one in 10?
It was like what one in ten before they installed that in Vanguard now it's one in two hundred. That's so good
Dude like I gotta be real man. Does anybody at Riot do art?
What is that?
This is just like ugly man. I don't know like who cares about that. There's actually a lot of people who care about mastery
Okay, that guy's just bad apparently
Sure we went mid and just like I have to beat already I can't I can't just
There's always an excuse man
We took a random fight that we didn't need to take yeah, you misplayed it
What the fuck up, but yeah, I said I know there's a lot of people who really like the mastery emotes
They like like getting mastery on champions and like feeling like they get like benefit from that
So, like, I get it, like, that people enjoy that.
Like, some people just enjoy the rank climb, they just want to, like, do things in the game
that are not competitive.
And this pipe is not, uh, not warm up.
My man is not warmed up, that's for sure.
It's okay though, Pike, don't worry too much about it, bro.
You know what, we actually need to back off, because I don't know where Rexai is.
And this ward doesn't actually see...
This ward is really really bad ward.
That doesn't actually see if we can get ganked by rexite, right?
Because like, where we are right now, if you take a look at like behind me, this is just
all fucking empty, right?
Like look.
See?
That's exactly what I was just talking about, man.
That ward is bad.
It happened as I said it.
That is pure game sense by the way.
That is literally just pure game sense.
He put a ward and I bushed where I knew Rek'Sai would never gank from so I played back because
I knew for a fact Rek'Sai was going to play there.
Because every single Rek'Sai in the game, every single one, level 3 spot.
I mean I'm just going to get zoned off my turret.
They're both dead.
That sucks because Pyke roamed and I missed an entire wave because Pyke roamed on a bad
timer.
God, Niko is such a cringe champ.
Niko mains are gross.
You guys are gross, bro.
I'm down 20 CS.
I mean, I'm just getting zoned off more waves.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm AFK.
Pyke solo lost game for us.
I can't play.
Game's over.
18 CS at six minutes all because of my support
1000% because of this pike
That is disgusting the waves pushing out. I'm gonna get zoned again
Because pike went to grubs
This is the importance of understanding how support works and your importance as a support player
Just so you guys know
We're gonna get dove by rex I again
Yeah, this is incliable
Like this disgusts me. You have no idea.
It disgusts me when my support is this fucking dog shit at League.
Like from start to finish he has caused every negative thing that is happening right now.
That was the first death that was not Pike related. Was me dying just now.
Like the first Rek'Sai play, I had to flash and I had to
position for it because Pike's too stupid to understand how Rek'Sai works. Then
I got dove and zoned off four waves
Then I walked back to lane got dove again on another four wave crash
All while pike walked around the map doing nothing
So yeah, I'm annoyed. I'm a really really fucking annoyed. God you people are stupid
God low elo supports are the worst low elo mids are also really fucking bad. Oh
Yeah, this guy was D1 last split. Oh
Yeah, he's never again down 50 CS
Like, how am I the same CS as my mid?
When I got dove and zoned, a ton.
That's disgusting, quit the game.
You've peaked, you'll never get better.
You should end the season at Masters.
There's no value in you playing this game more.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, 15.
Like, it's not a stream sniper, he's just a bad play.
Like, he's just really bad.
I hate games like this, though.
Games like this are such a waste of time.
Like by the way every game I've played today my solos have lost lane every game
I'm not even trying to be a dick, but every single game I played they've lost lane. I've had to solo carry my last three games
So if I lose lane we just lose the game. This is this is actually wild. I
Don't get it. Thank God
Dear God my rumble did 2,000 damage is rumble
How is that even possible? How did the rumble do do 2,000 damage?
gross I'll be right down get down get down get down to win baby get down get
down get down get down all right oh this is a nice yellow game this is actually
a decent yellow game I'm down let's walk in although I don't know why they
haven't airy jungle but I don't think they're jungles are good but it is
What is this?
Let's go.
Chat.
Sorry for not being so talkative today, by the way.
I am, I know the stream is like boring today.
I used to, I'm juiced up on three hours of sleep,
three and a half hours of sleep.
I don't have energy today, guys.
I said I would stream every day this month.
Now I'm gonna keep my word, right?
But I didn't get to sleep last night
after my 13 hour fucking streams.
I didn't get to sleep last night
until like 4, 8, 4, 30 in the morning.
And I woke up, I had to wake up today at 3, 30,
or I mean, sorry, 7, 30.
So I hope you guys are, can forgive me
for not being as interactive today with you guys.
I'm sorry.
Is this a remake?
I mean, their Rumble's just not here.
Oh, he's thought.
Hmm, I think we should have dove this guy or tried.
I don't really know what to do here.
I just have to like zone him.
Rumble's just roaming around the map level one.
Like I I'm doing my best. I just don't know what to do
Like I genuinely just can't like play the game here
Or I can't like do more than I'm doing without like roaming with the rumble, you know
like I got some good zoning going on from the
This folder
He probably reset to be honest so he can get some HP and some mana
Probably reset to get like tier or something. I need to go back at some points
But I kind of wanted to get 1400 gold before I backed
Damn, they should have killed Smolder again between turrets, but I don't think they want
to.
They could have just killed that guy between the turret.
I mean, I'm gonna try and shove it in, but, alright, what we're gonna do here is we're
just going to...
I missed my fucking...
I think that's okay.
Damn, I forgot that they, like, nerfed the death timers.
RIP.
RIP areno's.
They nerfed the death timers, my bad.
I didn't really want a barrier there cuz like...
Nah...
I still have the NQ over where I am.
FOOOOOOOL!
My bad.
Nuh!
My bad, bro.
Am I still in Q?
Uh, yeah, yeah!
This is an illusion.
We're in a simulation.
Shit's crazy!
We've been in Q for 7 years!
We can't just...
We just can't seem to get out.
Wait, are they gonna pop?
Oh my god.
Guys, the Q popped.
done it. Can I get a pog in the chat for the Q-pop after seven years? Oh never mind somebody dodged.
Rip. Ah fucking rip. Alright well I'm back again. You know what I think it's kind of funny. I was
watching Tyler and Alois or whatever. I was watching them do their thing, right? Whatever.
I was watching them do their thing or whatever. They're a little challenge. I watched Tyler
sitting a 38 minute queue in master zero LP or whatever in that's like new server
the meanest server whatever is it really like that dead in Hyrule on that server
like how are they even gonna get to challenger like actually though like how
how are they even gonna get to challenger if they're sitting in like they're only in masters
or like i guess they're in GM MMR i'm pretty sure they're in like grandmaster MMR or whatever
all three of them but they're sitting in like 30 minute fucking queues but in GMM more how do they
even get to challenger right i don't know are there even challenger players on that server right now
the server is like a month old right like it's literally like one month old or something crazy
you know what's funny i'm assuming that uh one of the main reasons that those three streamers
are playing there is I guarantee somebody gave them a fat bag right like they got
they're getting paid good good to like go to the Middle Eastern server and like
pop off like they're probably getting like you know like probably like 50k or
some shit they'll like be there for however long it takes like I bet it's
probably insane you know what's crazy though you know how like everybody
always says league is dying league is dying you know like there's all this
like, but it's never actually dying, right. Like there's always the like league is dying meme.
This is the first year that I've actually felt like high elo feels like you can't even play the
game. Like this is like maybe the first year where I feel like I don't see like people queuing up
even in NA. Like it's kind of, it's kind of whack. Like it might actually be dying in NA.
Like I think in other regions like in Europe and Korean shit like obviously league is huge still, right?
Fucking massive in those other regions, but
in NA it definitely feels like it's been like on the decline in terms of
player base
Like how you know games generally feel like
like this
This is like a grandmaster game. I mean, I'm gonna like this is a literal
Grandmaster game like these players are all GM
right I think I think seven of the players in this lobby are Jim and this
game was the enemy rumble roamed at level one like into his ass off or on the
map there's a very jungle in the game like I don't know it just like it feels
weird that was a ping issue doesn't even feel fun to me but you guys hear me
just like sitting here bitching right like it's like Geronimo why are we
bitching about a free win. I mean, I'm gonna be real, I would rather just not have a free
win and be struggling to play the game if it was an actual game. Like, I don't know if
it's ADHD or me needing being competitive or what it is, but my brain cannot physically
like walk in in games like this. Like when the games go like this, I can't like walk
in. Like my brain refuses to care. And I'm just sitting here like waiting for
them to like slowly lose who i think the better player is between boss aeolus and
primer uh i mean it depends i think boss if the meta is good for boss i think boss is probably
the best player but the problem is is that the problem is with boss is that even if he's the
the best player. He needs a meta that like works with him. Like he's very meta required.
Aeolus is the most consistent player. Like in terms of like he will do like very, very
good every game he'll be like doing his job, not being the one to like lose his team the
game, etc. Piper is probably the biggest grinder out of all three where like he's
good at the game and he's willing to put in more time than the other two 100% so it really
will just depend on who tilts. I mean I'm always gonna put my money on Tyler just because
Tyler's my boy. I don't know boss or ALS personally. What the fuck is happening? What? No Tyler
has the worst mechanics out of the three. Like 100% Tyler has the worst mechanics
of all three of them. Wait, I played against Tyler more than once, man. His mechanics are
not good. Like, not to blame him, right? Like, Tyler's my boy. He's not a mechanical player.
Tyler plays, like, he's smart, but he's not mechanical. Like, boss and AOLs are way
more mechanically gifted than he is. Can we stop autopilot? Dude, my atrox is taking blue.
I'm gonna lose my fucking mines man. Oh my god. Yeah, we really sat in this game
Dear god, I just watched my entire team not auto attack at turret
Yeah, and a is doomed if this is Grandmaster and a is fucking doomed
This looks like a plat game
What the absolute fuck
This is wild like I'm so bored man
guys I'm bored as fuck and the game I don't know man you guys let's troll and
just stands for fun like what is happening you know I just I care about
winning the game that's what we should all care about that's ranked kill
Nexus win god man we literally just sat in the game for fun for 20 extra minutes
I can't honor any of you guys I'm sorry I want to but I can't man like I'm
sitting in a fucking Grandmaster Lobby where we are unironically just not
trying to win the game because we want to prolong the fact that nidalee has
20 kills it's like the dude's never been fed before so he's like oh I want
to play for fun. I really don't like this game. Do I? I love League when it feels like
a video game. I hate League when it feels like a chore. Hey, thanks man. I'm just trying
my best. We just try and our best. I said I'm probably not going to do a long stream
today. I'm probably just going to do seven, eight hours. Like I've been I've been trying
to do like 12 hour streams every day because I really want to climb and I've been
You know, like, I kind of fell in love with streaming again recently.
I don't know why.
I've been really enjoying streaming and hanging out with new people and seeing new people in
the chat and teaching people the game and shit.
But I got three hours of sleep last night, so I can't commit to too much gameplay today.
I need to recharge, man.
Ah.
Oh, I need to go get a snack, I'll be right back.
Surely my cue won't pop as I get my snack, will it?
Surely it won't.
Oh, weird.
weird I come back and it looks like my Q-pop oh that's weird oh shit okay cool
wow wow let Tyler one knows you want to drop in and collab does he see it if I
knock or is it random like what the fuck does this even do like I almost want to
knock for fun but he looks tilted and if it does something to a stream I don't
want to tell them. Okay, he got first one. Maybe he's not tilted.
Who's winning the race? 11 and four is pretty good for the day.
Who's winning? Did this guy, what is this emote? This guy has
a KKW with a mask.
Well, what is it? Where you can just put a mask on the emotes.
Wait, that's sick.
I ain't gonna lie.
I think this game I'm about to play, I should take exhaust.
I am literally verse three dive chimps.
So exhaust would probably be pretty OP.
But I don't think I'm going to because while exhaust would probably be OP, I think barrier
is more OP.
Uh-oh.
Isn't this Rumble the same guy that trolled the last game we were just in?
Maybe he'll try to win this game.
Like...
You know?
Maybe he will.
Oh my god.
This might be the most insane like lobby I've ever seen.
We have Butter Brain,
Adele Grotes,
and Zezima.
Holy shit.
We got the high Evo trifecta.
Holy shit.
Am I meaning no these guys like I
The it's a meme it's a meme our mid laner is
Known for being a guy who was boosted
Our top laner is a guy that I had earlier today jungle for me, and I had to I didn't realize he was blocked and
Our support walked around the map last game as rumble supports
At level one, I mean it is what it is
We just try our best
Like every other game, try our best.
Wait, why would he wait to go in?
That's not him.
I mean, surely we kill him, right?
Okay.
I think you should learn why Q start is what everyone does on Leona.
I mean, let's be 100% real here Miss Leona.
You start at E, you E'd in, level 1, took half your HP.
and you didn't push to get level 2, you kept fighting instead of pushing the wave, and
you started E. Like, I- I- I- I mean, I don't know what you want, bro. Like, let's keep it
real here. You're a Leona one-trick in fuckin' Master tier, starting E. Like, it's just
disgusting. I mean, I don't know. I mean, what am I supposed to do here? Right? Like,
I don't know what to do here.
We're forcing like the most unplayable fucking thing I've ever seen.
Like what is this?
Yeah I mean he's just, it's okay.
I'll make a ticket for him.
He did this last game too.
Easy Ben with new system.
He's trolling man.
He entered last game too.
I would verse him and he ran around, level one rumble, in team again, but we can't win
with this Leona.
How are you always with Dan?
You got guys like this guy trolling the lobby for fun, then you got Butterbrain who's
like, focus up boy!
It's winnable man!
As Leona watches me and the other guy, like get fucking engaged on by the enemy jungler
and doesn't move an inch, has flash, has ignite, walks away at 30% HP because he doesn't
want to play the game.
Like, he's just a troll, man.
Like, look at this.
Like, look what he's doing.
It is one of those...
I don't know how to type to people with 1k games who are hard stuck in the...
But as we just
Farm it out and go next. I mean this Caitlyn's not very good. Maybe we can win actually
like
Never mind my team's losing
Wow, I'm 21. That's really sad. I mean I played that so fucking good
Damn, I don't know what more I could do there. I dodged everything
and I landed everything he's trolling you not understand or like he's legit
softening I'm not tilted saying that he just lost first me Jesus I'm so dead
these is Christ and I is doomed this is just I mean I can't walk up so we'll
just give a stand. How's your guys day going? Dude, I... Dude, this is sad. This
game one's not even good, man. Like, how are we... How is this like a high-eval game?
What the fuck am I watching? I mean, I could have probably way barriered. I'm
just like, I'll be real. I'm like full fucking autopilot, brain off, like not
paying attention to this one. Oh my gosh.
I mean this is so miserable. You just get walked in these games with people who are
greeping you. This is so tiring.
I mean I'm just gonna get the Caitlyn and the Leona banned after this game.
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
Or not, they won't be banned after the game, but I'm gonna make tickets for them.
Because the Leona said, come give me your shutdown, and the guy walked under the turret
to die to the Leona, like blatantly wind trading.
So I'm just gonna take a clip of it and send that clip to Riot.
easy pc perm or at least two week.
God man, I genuinely don't know why people play these games out.
Winnable?
No, this is not winnable bro.
My team is literally tilted out of their minds, raging their ass off.
And my Leona is like trolling on purpose.
So no, the game is not level.
You just ask if I'm giving up on League as I'm playing League of Legends?
Yeah man, for sure.
This isn't League, this is the new fighting game.
Well, no, I just would like to stream other things that aren't just League.
Like I don't want to only stream League, you know?
GG.
I gotta remind myself to go into the bot lane or record them doing that and spend the time to make the ticket.
What happened?
I mean, we just got griefed.
It is one of those.
Let me go again.
The way I know it was just win trading.
It is what it is
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just tired. I'm just like that game was just boring
It's just the 27 minute game that was on one of all because like
They never intended to win the game. So it's just boring as all
I'm not that close to GM. It's only 200 LP
hmm
Who cares? I mean
The dude's a loser, but he queues up and he just trolls every game he plays, so who really cares?
Fuck him.
I don't know where that queue was going.
I fucked that up actually though.
It was actually my bad.
I had two kills there.
That was 100% my bad though.
I played that so fucking bad. I could have killed both.
Poppy hex flashed into me and I just don't do anything.
Let's give it another game, we're at the 1v9 again.
I can feel it by like what's going on already.
Eve didn't full clear, tried to gank as Eve early.
And then Poppy ended up fucking, like we got ganked by Kain flashed on and Eve didn't
like do anything.
So I already know I'm gonna have to like play this one to 1v9.
I don't know why I flashed, man these people are really fucking bad.
I need to shove this so I can recall.
I got W baited.
My bad.
Why don't they just run?
Oh god.
Just run.
E-Flares are definitely the worst players in the high-look jungle community.
They're just bad.
Like they are bad, bad.
Their champion can only do one thing unless they're good at Eve.
and a lot of Eid players, like, don't understand that, like, your job is just to scale and
farm up and then play off of, like, objectives. Jesus. Dude, I...
Oh, fuck is happening, man. Whatever. I should have, uh, Eid sooner. Like, what is this elo,
man? Everybody just roams in circles. The AD carries are just 1v1ing bot the whole
Like while the supports in the mid and top just fight for fun early and lose
Like what is like what is this?
This is actually not playable
All we have to do is literally just let the poppy roam and take bot turret
But I need Johnna down here to do that. There's literally no value in this guy
Roaming it doesn't do anything
We're roaming again. You know what? Maybe I should just go roam. Fuck it.
I can't do anything bot anyway. Fuck it, bro.
This guy has no flash. Like, what the fuck? I mean...
What? What am I watching? I mean, this is insane.
Like, you can't even make this up. It's actually just...
Look at this.
This guy's standing in front of my minion.
What in God's green earth is happening?
This is what I meant when I said that, by the way, this is exactly what I meant when I said that Ranked in League has nothing to do with your skill, as an AD carry at least.
Because I messed up once this game, sure, like the early game thing, but that didn't lose us the game.
My top's just inting, my Eve is inting, and my Janna's permroaming to two inters.
I just don't understand the logic here.
It's like they they do bad in the game and they don't want to play anymore it does not make sense
Like it's genuinely like a
A weird mindset of like masters players will just give up the second the game goes bad
Their ego can't handle it. They're like, oh, I got out of jungle. Oh, no, it's g
Oh, I got out play it's gg
like what
These guys are very bad players. Like the fact that Poppy gets to walk around the
map for fun, forced fights because like my team doesn't know how to not fight
them is crazy. How has nobody taken this out? I don't understand. That
therapy is horrific. We just need to play to get Kane's shutdown. I know we
can win. That's all we have to do. Play to get Kane's shutdown, win the game. We got
This guy has that guy hovering the entire time
Like my Janet is an active. She's an autopilot gamer
She's what I call a Netflixer
Where she queues up doesn't actually pay attention and just watch as Netflix second monitor
She's a she's a Netflix a
Netflix gal
Like it's like my Janet didn't use anything man. I like this retard in my chat goes. Why did you walk up?
Ding ding ding, silver player alert, ding ding ding.
We found the silver player boys, we found him.
I mean I, that's the way.
The game is not playable.
The Janna AFK, the entire early game, roamed like a moron.
And then my top mid jungle just didn't want to play the game anymore after five minutes.
It's a typical low elo game.
It's okay, you will, you all stay low elo for life.
with this, low elo players will always be low elo, they'll never climb, they'll tab out,
they'll watch Netflix, they'll discord, they'll do all that shit and they'll never try to win.
Because they don't have that dog in them. They're okay being sub-par humans. Kiz, what
it is. I mean this is disgusting. My ebid 5k damage. My nasus who counters yone, rushed
frozen hearts. Like my top laner is 5 and 8 with the worst items I've ever seen. Like
I don't know man. Mind I say 18 bro. Listen, bunroo, I've talked about this before, I'll
talk about it again. This rank does not matter. You are playing for MMR, not LP. I don't
care if this doesn't say challenger I don't give a fuck how much I want to lose it
doesn't matter my god I don't know what to say man I'm gonna take a break for a
little bit I'm tired I need to go for a walk or something then like I'm tired and
irritable and pissed off because I'm getting trolled so I'm gonna take a
break I will be