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Monk Mental Arc to Challenger before end of season | Educational stream
08-19-2024 · 7h 05m
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ahhh
Holy shit that guy just destroyed me
Good morning boys
Hello
Not bad
Not bad
Oh my god
I'm ready to
It's a video game
Have out
Holy fuck
This guy is super strong
Holy shit, I can't believe I beat that guy.
Damn man, he's strong, strong.
How am I supposed to fork this?
Oh, like that.
I'm just trying to get to, like, I have to play Rides, I think.
I don't think I have a choice.
Are you supposed to fucking...
Am I supposed to roll for a charm there to try and keep Streak?
And fuck my econ?
I don't know.
Oh well, it worked out.
did be working out my winter soldier will get more HP but I don't actually know
how good that is my ice soldier tanked a zero damage man if only I had young
wild and free but there's no way I get this rise right as I said there's
absolutely no way they give me that rise that would have been crazy I'll
take a tariff though I mean like surely portal and bastion is better than
Frost I just have a thousand pairs. So maybe I should have rolled to hit like a pair
Yeah, I should I think I actually would have won
Like I think I if I hit any pair I would have won this I don't get my streak
Camille, I don't think I can play this. I like don't have items for coesta. And how do I play this Camille?
Holy fuck this guy's the
What's Crankers Insane? Also, how the fuck is my SWAIN the one doing all my damage?
SWAIN, what are you doing?
Welcome to the League of Draven.
You know it's a busy month when you're like, didn't I re-sub last week?
Y'all shinny! Thank you for the 49, bro. Welcome back!
Hope you're doing great, bro. These items are really bad.
Okay, sincerely, how do I play this?
We have two cameos, we might as well just play a cameo, but I'm wondering how I actually
play Callista.
What the fuck is going on?
I probably just have to make up a choice, because I have so many items just sitting
on my bench, and I can't.
Okay, let me think.
I need to replace my Swain.
I need a Taric too.
My frontline is dog shit.
I really wanted that tier, bro.
I just have to slam shit.
Okay, I think I just need...
to put these items on. I think we just make a thief's glove.
It's interesting, because my comp's not that bad, but my rise doesn't do enough damage.
So I'm hoping I'll get a tear.
I'm starting to think I should have gunbladed the rise.
Like, if you think about it...
we do need... it is crab rave, so I am gonna need lifesteal.
Not gonna lie, I kind of want...
Oh, no, I'm just gonna lose
No, I need Rickon too
I'm fucked. I mean I beat this guy, but I'm pretty sure I'm almost positive. I'm gonna lose
at dragon or
At crab or whatever the fuck it is. Why is this zillion in my comp? Wait am I stupid?
Why am I playing three preserver? I think I'm just dumb. I think this is supposed to be
some sort of frontline champ like Tom pinch would be really good than I could
arcana with Tom pinch because I think the issue with this comp is you have to
have a lot of frontline right because rise has to like scale there's a scholar
spat I don't know if it'll even matter I don't even know if it's good maybe if
I can find Ari again we just take Zealot put an Ari go when I couldn't
even put the spat on somebody if I wanted I know I could put it on
Recon. I think if I could find an Ari, it might be pretty good though. Like, high-key?
Wait, why didn't I scolver Zarath?
I was... oh well.
Nooo! That was so close!
I'll be real. I'll take a pit.
I- I suck. I miss- I- I'm bad.
I just misspointed so hard!
You know what? We're gonna go forget that happened and play some League. Yeah, not. Fuck it. Yo, what's up guys?
How's everybody's day going?
Hello guys, hello. Hello. That guy was like swapping me. You bitch. I was like, alright, fine.
That's cool. Oh yeah. Alright, let's do it. What a bo-
It is time. What is it time for? To do it. Let's fucking get it. You know what?
We are not doing tft. Oh shit. Oh, thank you. Whatever bro. I
Was turning off the tft thing
See what happens chat. Do you see what happens? I I'm going to turn off the tft
Thing and I get killed
See this is why I leave it on okay because this is ridiculous. I go to turn it off. What happens boom instant death
That is that is your fault. Fuck you. It's okay chat. I'll still win this game for you guys, okay?
I got you. You know what's sad about that? We needed one minion to get fucking level two.
And we were level two there, we just straight up killed them both. Ah, so silly. How unlucky man.
LIS! What are we doing? That is why you do not ego with the gin. Say it with me, chat.
Win it, win it. Hold on. We need some gin, some gin music. Shot. All yours, Lee Singh.
Bro, weren't you the guy where I checked your logs? Bro, listen, I'm gonna be real man.
You asked me on banyou before I checked your logs. You literally were like saying stores
Like I'm gonna keep it real man. I don't know if I can unban you like it's it's like a
That's like one of those like oh, you know, I sorry. I caught you at a bad time drawing them over since like
You know, I like to call people like gay sellers like it's like it's really weird
What happened to the teammates? What happened there?
How did they die?
I had nidalee on my butt cheeks
Headshot I I don't say sirs when I'm mad ever
I've called people retarded
But I say that what I'm not mad and good sir. You are being a little retarded. So I got
You're being weird man. Oh not on top. Okay, I
Don't think this MF can 1v1 me if like we take an even fight, but I don't know
Oh, this is a bit rough. I don't know. He actually got a good good Q bounce there
This is gonna be one hell of a spicy game. Oh
I gotta get I gotta get some damage off
Why is my team still going top? I don't get it. I'm gonna have to walk in to win this game man
My team is really not in the mood to like win
We got a bunch of oldies. It's not the worst
We just have to scale it out a little bit because like I said the homies are not
They're not in a good mindset, this game, to let me carry them, it seems.
So letting me scale this out, pretty good idea, not bad.
If there's a giant storm or some shit, I could just hear the fucking thunder just going
nuts outside.
Good lord.
This game is actually winnable, but wait or not, we need to get some shutdowns.
Why are you guys fighting so much?
stop fighting. God they really don't want to stop do they? At least we got the shut down.
But Jesus Christ man. It's actually good they took this in him. It gives us time to farm
and it's a very good chance. Like a very real chance they don't know how to close this game
out right? So it's actually not bad. Oh it's like come here one there. Why is she
there. Oh well, my bad. I knew she could be there, I just blue trinketed wrong. That sucks.
I just need to sit mid. No, no fight. Where's my Lee Sin? We could maybe look for a fight before
Camille gets bot shoved in, but we would have to go on this next wave. Now we try our bests.
That's all we can do is try our bests. That game was just top mid jungle support did not
want to win but if you drop 10 deaths and your ad carries doing that well the whole game you don't
want to win it's pretty frustrating but it is one of those a nice set of reports and bands
i love reporting reporting makes me feel good then when i see that that message says the
person got banned makes me feel real good why were they playing for top because they're
They said master's players are really bad so they're just bad it is sort of this tease what it is
Okay, let's win this let's go
Wait, isn't that same guy from last game this jacks I think it is I think I'm gonna get my LP back
Yes, give me my LP back
You fucker! Give me my LP back! Good, good! I want my LP! My Camille just went in 1v2
and died instantly. Two seconds into the end. Well that's fun. Please don't engage level
one when you don't have flash. That's super fun. Why didn't he go in there?
God this support is really really bad. Oh my god he's so bad bro. Jesus Christ this
guy's bad. I meet myself and still type. Yeah they can see what I'm saying. I just
don't have to read their dog shits messages. This is like actually almost
unplayable for me by the way. Hi Key this is a very very very hard game.
Camille just running it down twice at the start of the game and they didn't have to use the single sum both times is really annoying
Like I don't know like what happened to masters where every player can't play off-roh anymore
but like
She's playing her main champion and she still doesn't understand how bot lane works like it's very frustrating
God bro just
One in four at six minutes
if he was AFK the game would be better off
and he rage quit
well another report another ban
i've gotten seventeen bands in two weeks
i'm that guy i'm cringe
but i'm happy with it because like fuck those players
fuck those people
just leave it man why'd you kill it
i'm not gonna bury it at this point
I can get my BF.
Nice, we got boots.
You know what's funny?
Six of the nine deaths on our team is literally one person.
And the fact that that's the case is wild.
Seven of the, seven of the ten deaths.
At least she got him.
I was hoping Karkis would just use his R key, but it is what it is.
Dude, how crazy is this that I'm literally, even in CS,
1v2, my support has eight deaths.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm I'm him
I'm fucking real good at this game
No, but I I think that's like there's an actual like issue in League of Legends nowadays where
When you're playing in lower elos like anything below Grandmaster
Everybody seems to think that they need to carry every single game right, but like you don't need to carry every game
Right like finding by just being okay with being the carry sometimes or getting carried like it's actually is fine
He barely got that off, damn.
I could have played that better.
My Carthus said he was 900 LP Challenger last split.
I'm starting to think that might be a little cap.
What do you guys think, yeah?
He's getting out farmed by a Nidalee as a Carthus.
That's the only reason I think that that's like BS, because I'mma keep it real.
If you're like a 900 LP Challenger jungler, you never get out farmed by something
like a natively as a Carthus. You'll have like 18,000 CS per minute. You'll have every
dragon, you'll have perfect tempo on the map. Like junglers are easily the most like easy
to understand tempo champs of in the game. Yeah, I mean, that's wild, bro. Jesus man.
I mean, I don't know what to do in some of these games. Like somehow my kaisa, the
enemy kaisa just has a thousand kills because my support has 10 deaths. Like my support
literally just can't go even. She can't pick Janna and just stand there and do nothing.
Like dude just stop dying man. Stop dying. How are we not fighting right now? How's this
karma allowed to do this? Yeah thank you. I mean I, I am gonna try and get my item
but this is really hard. Like we are not playing to win at all. It's so hard for me
of my items. Like I just went in 1v3. Oh my god. I think I'm unironically going to stop
playing AD carry until we hit GM. This isn't playable. 14 death. Last game we had an ending
support. This game we have a 14 death support and everybody else on the map is just running
it down. Like this is just not worth my time. Like cause I'm better than everybody in these
games but I can't prove it because I have like 80 carries a role that has to work with
their teammates. Like if I'm mid I drop 30 kills on Eric Dota. Like he's like he just
gets solo killed on repeat. From top this Jax is 0-1-15. Like people that don't know
how to play the fucking game when they get a lead and it's really painful. Like
Like that right there, I'm gonna send that right there where she just went in 1v2 or 1v3
by herself when she has 15 deaths.
That's the type of play where if I send that, if I send a VOD of that to Riot, they'll
ban her for it.
Cause she like intentionally went in 1v2, right?
So now I just have to make a ticket, send a VOD, and then tell Riot that at like
23 minutes or whatever she entered, she'll get her account, perm bans.
It's really easy.
I've done it before, it's really really easy to do.
Saving the Rift one ticket at a time.
Yo, 385, did you come in just to be toxic, man?
Like, I'll just ban you, bro.
Like, you don't have any reason to be toxic.
Like, this game was clearly not my fault at all, right?
And you came in and you just wanted to be mean.
Like, you just like woke up today and you're like, I want to be an asshole to the streamer.
Like, I'm gonna ban you, but like, I just hope that your day gets better, because
I feel kind of bad for people that have so much malice in their heart.
I mean games like that just ruin my fucking day.
So unfun to have people to just straight run it down like that in your games.
It's so unfun.
Now I gotta hide my Q again.
All because I gotta sit in a 10 minute Q to Q for mid.
It is what it is.
Loio will always be miserable.
slow you know man my pike was getting me an earful in champ select telling me he's
a smurf like this guy was literally telling me he was a smurfing it he is
definitely oh and two this is why I tell you guys win rate is irrelevant and when
people like claim they're smurfing but they have like because they have good
win rates up to like masters or like whatever elo they're in like your win
rate doesn't matter right like you could have 80% win rate to challenger and you
could the people in challenger or the same skill was the guy who's 80% win rate
in challenger like you you hit like a peak like a ceiling right like win rate
doesn't actually matter in terms of like your skill when rate is just like a
fun little like challenge you can give yourself to see it like how
consistent you can be on the climb because if rank one has a rank one has
like a 30% or a 50% win rate right you go into the game and like the rank one
player has a 50% win rate and then the rank I don't know 50 player on this like a
server has an 80% win rate but then like he can't you know he starts
evening out like he starts having a 50% win rate once he hits you know rank
50 or whatever right? Like who do you think is the better player in that situation? Is it the guy who's like
50 LP with an 80% on rates or is it the guy who's literally rank one? Like your actual elo is what matters
like you how like fast you get there or how efficiently you get there is just like icing on the
cake it's basically say like okay I was really consistent to get here because you can't use the
logic that like the 80% one guy if he played more might be rank one right because he's not
rank one because that's like saying like if I worked a different job for the last 10 years I'd be a billionaire
but I didn't so you can't use the argument you know it's like stupid that's why I hate when dumb
asses use arguments like that because I mean I've gotten to grandmaster with like 76% win rate was my
highest GM climb and I did it all solo queue right and I still don't think I was a challenger
player I think I was a GM player because I have been a GM player that shit it's just like that's
That's why you gotta view the stuff, however many games you play or whatever your rank is, just view it as like you are where you are, and try and improve rather than being like caring about win rates and things like that, like it's just stupid.
Ringer is level... he's probably going to be level 6 soon.
Oh, I'm done.
That was well played by him, actually though.
He held his snare until after I dashed, that was actually really well played.
I got it like credit where credit's doing on God Tabby's cost so much gold now. What the fuck?
There's no way I can get down on time. We just keep farming mid
We got a pretty good CS late mid. So we should just keep farming it's I need to push one midway
Nice. Hi is dead. Oh, we fought dude. My buy this game is so awkward
Because I bought Tabby's which doesn't affect my lane
Right like my Tabby's doesn't affect my lane
Like I bought it so I don't die to Rengar and Yone later
So like I don't have a good lane phase
Because the tabby is by that's meant 1200 gold on that so my item is low like my item spike is slower and I have a cold
So I went like the ultimate like
Super mega greed it feels so awkward. I feel like I'm gonna get
Ultened by fucking Leona or some shit my item now. That's good
Do you guys think Katarina would be broken if she could eat a wards, like if she could
ward hop and this fucking Katarina, not Katarina, this fucking LeBlanc, oh fuck you bro, oh
wait shit my Morta's getting, oh it's because he went fucking Sorkshoes, yeah you can't
do that shit.
I mean I don't really know how I'm supposed to carry this, our team's doing pretty
poorly but we're gonna give it our best shot.
Dude, this is such an annoying game.
It's really, really, really hard.
These guys are taking our mid-suit too!
What is this?
That's not allowed?
Oh my gosh.
Like, we really need to push waves in.
I gotta, like, keep pushing bot and then group up mid.
Oh, fuck you, Leblanc.
It kinda sucks, because I think I, like, need...
They only have one person who does magic damage.
Tch.
Like literally they got one guy who does fucking magic damage man. Like do I really got to go fucking
Whatever it's called
MR I got to go fucking ma or whatever just against the one magic damage user
Like there's no way that feels good. What are you guys doing?
Nice job
I'm gonna take this turret. I do need to be a little careful because I'm pretty sure Yone is gonna come down here soon
Or come up here man, but oh we went men. Okay, we're chilling
Cool. I think what we do here is we just back and we head to Dragon. It's so weird
that Elo doesn't understand why you are able to do this. I'm telling you man, I
think the biggest problem with low elo players is they value like really dumb
shit. Oh he's still at R. Oh shit. I'm telling you like yes the stat that
matters above low elo and I'm also doing a lot more to win us the game than you are.
Like I'm telling you people are just so delusional. People have this weird idea
that having a good game makes you a good player or like popping off in one
game or whatever on an assassin like it makes you a good player or whatever
but like that's not that's just not how the game is you know I said you
You can lose games with 10,000 kills, right?
But you can't win games without hitting turrets.
That's just fact.
Do you think I'll change your mind?
No, I mean, you're right.
I'm just arguing to argue, but you're not wrong.
I guess these people just like doing this shit every single day.
Like when you spend like 10 hours a day playing the game, it like eventually gets
to you and you start typing to them like an idiot.
I mean, you're not wrong.
I shouldn't type to this person because for some reason this EO has the most delusional players of all time
They only look at KDA. They don't actually care about like
Like they don't actually care about like what the important stats in the game are like I mean, I don't get it man
These people are so weird
Like this guy is 300 games played. He's never been above masters in his life, right?
I can read you his stats right now. He averages six CS a minute on every champion he plays
He's one of those players that's literally gonna be 20-0 or 0-1-20 and he's gonna lose
you or win you the game.
And those players are the worst players to play with because they actually don't know
what they're doing and they just ruin the games.
Right?
Like, they're just absolutely brutal to play games with because, like, let's look at
the actual stats.
Like, me and Mord did all the damage to the turrets, right?
Nunu and me and Mord did all the damage to the objectives.
The Katarina ran in circles killing people, but she didn't actually do anything valuable
outside of getting kills.
Her entire premise was just coin flip fight on repeat in the game and pray that her team
does well.
Or pray that people follow up, or the enemy team sucks.
But if you're fighting on repeat, one of these days, if I was versus Katarina mid,
I would destroy this guy.
All I would have to do is beat him and one all in, and he would just keep all
while letting me and dying on repeat.
Because that's like how their brand works.
Like when people like this are like coded to be super aggro
and they're coded to only know how to be aggressive,
as soon as you like beat them, like,
or as soon as they like die,
they just keep going for more plays
because they can't see a way back into the game
because they only know how to fight.
Stuff like that, right?
It's really, really, really bad mentality.
And it's why a lot of these people
get stuck in these EOS for so long
because they will have this mentality that they need to fight, fight, fight, fight, fight,
and then they never do any of the actual objectives.
So like, they'll have 30 kills, but they won't kill towers.
And then, like, all of a sudden the enemy team will catch up to them because they threw shutdown after shutdown.
Like, the Catarina will go in, kill three people, die to the AD carry,
go in, kill three people, die to the AD carry, now that AD carry just got 2,000 gold,
and now that AD carry just starts like smurfing
because the AD carry was smart and played correct and Catarina threw 1,000 fucking kills.
So now like the enemy carries four items at 25 minutes
and you lose the game.
Katerina goes in, gets stunned, dies and you lose.
And then the Katerina is like, God, my team sucks.
I'm 15 and three, but like your three deaths
were so detrimentally bad
that like you lost your team the game.
Like that's the kind of stuff
that I swear people don't pay attention to.
You know what I'm saying?
That's like the actual reason people lose games
is they don't know how to end the game
and then they just stall the game out
So the enemy gets items and then boom all of a sudden it's like wait, why is this guy so strong karma?
Hi saw
Call my face up. What do I want to play mid? I don't know if I can play an 80 mid this game cuz
Depends on what my jungle picks. He became okay. I have to play AP. I
Don't really have a choice. I have to I think it's a mouse game. I could play Cassiopeia here, but I
Don't know how good my Casio is I
I can also play Ari.
I think Ari is actually decent at the moment.
Like high key, but I kind of want to play mouse because we actually have
a lot of people that mouse alts will just be OP against this game.
If we take a look at their comp,
like if Briar ulti somebody,
I can just ulti the Briar after he ults.
If Kaisa goes in, I can just ulti the Kaisa stuff like that.
Alright, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and get some water, and play some more.
Oh my god.
My MMR!
It's doomed to Chet.
I think it's doomed, lads.
Alright, Chet, question.
What would Malzahar listen to if he was jamming?
Like, what kind of music would Malzahar listen to?
He's like an alien fucking...
I don't know.
Like what what does Mal strike you as of like what's his what's his go-to music, you know
Would it just be nothing would it just be this?
Literally nothing
What oh my god
There's no flash
But fuck off man
King
Watch mid bro. Oh fuck. I'm out here fucking 1v3 1v2 1v7
Like imagine you get solo killed by a Mausahar.
I mean I guess this guy doesn't have to imagine it, it happens.
It's crazy because this guy has no flash but he's just playing so far up.
Like he should not be able to play this far up man.
Kill mid, no flash.
Like it's actually not, this is actually not allowed though.
Like the simple fact that this guy has no flash pushing up to like take trades and
shit like this is wild man.
Look at this.
Like what the fuck?
How is my jungle allowing this man?
I am so sad.
Whatever I got, I'm still.
Nice job.
Oh, Briar is kind of OP.
Dude, this is like, this is one hell of a fucking game.
I'm gonna keep it real with you boys.
Goddamn!
Wait, if I, hold on.
What if I google Sounds of the Void?
is the first song on the sounds of the void playlist.
Why is Jin mid?
So sounds of the void is what, just trancer, like.
I don't know why I do this, what is this?
Kind of funny, because I really need to go help my teammates,
but I can't leave mid right now,
because if Briar does happen to be here, I will die.
I mean, I'm just dead.
Yeah, there was no reason to even flash.
Why am I being pinged?
don't ping it's so cringe it's okay I'll just go bot I should mute I can feel that
this game is gonna get me tilted it's a diamond game and everybody's getting mad
that like nobody's like basically it's just a giant coin flip fight on repeat
right now and my teammates are getting mad that they can't coin flip fight their
way to victory like look at the waves right like look at what a mid wave just
not being used. Top waves getting shoved in, mid waves not getting helped. I had to come
bot because my bot lane is raging. Not too bad though. I should have TP'd top to save
this fucking tower. Oh he's just not gonna die, huh? Where'd my team go? They said
they were on their way. I mean I'll take the free kill. I'll always smite them. Oh
really? You gotta get a Rylai's fucking ASAP. Once I get Rylai's, the Briar will be not able to
play the game. I mean I can't, I can't go in on that guy man. God this Jhin is horrible man.
Jhin hit Briar when we do that. Not tank. Yeah I'm gonna defen actually. I'm gonna play the
way I know how to play it and the way I've climbed in the past. I'm gonna play my play
because I know it's more consistent.
Like, you can play multiple playstyles and win multiple ways,
but I'm gonna do mine because it's more consistent.
Like, I've already fucked my playstyle up by not 10 CS a minute thing,
and like, running around and fighting, perma.
Right? It's really bad.
What is this Syndra doing, by the way?
What a funny little girl.
What a funny little gal.
I'm about to get Rylai's, which is huge.
That's actually pretty good, because we got Syndra TP for that.
Like, like, high P, that's super worth.
Syndra not having TP now, for the next, uh, little bit of time.
I can pull her around the map, really easily.
And now that I've Rylized, if I tag her with one spell, I can chase her down after.
So, actually, really good.
Ashe just arrowed nothing.
I could TP to this, but if I TP to that, we lose top turret.
And it's not worth.
God, low evo players just get so mad, because they suck.
They take a worthless fight mid for no reason after I die and then they get mad that they
took the fight.
Rylah is OP.
I don't ping wards, I do.
Just not like if I missed the ward I don't ping it.
Like if I fuck up and I don't see them put the ward down or something, you know.
Let's go get the dragon.
Do the fucking objective for once guys, please.
Okay, or don'ts.
Go fight the kaisa for fun.
Fuck it.
Bitch.
That was Malthard, you're on a perfect farm.
I have 9 CS a minute right now.
Heh.
And the only reason I don't have perfect farm
is because it's solo queue in low elo, bro.
I'm up 2 levels on Syndra.
My bot lane came mid and started A-Ramming at 7 minutes in the game.
Like, I gotta keep it real with you, man.
If you wanna know,
like, you should never strive to have perfect farm.
Like, I'm in Masters right now, right?
Masters players are horrible.
So like, you can't just have perfect farm every game in Masters.
In like, regardless of whatever elo you're in, you can't have perfect farm every game.
It's impossible.
And that's just because every game is different and every game, like, stuff happens.
The best thing you can do every game is just consistently farm better than your opponent
and be more useful than your opponent.
My Jhin spacing is so fucking bad.
He should've just backed off, but it is what it is.
Nice job.
I didn't have Baron anyway, so it is what it is.
Every game in Challenger gets perfect farm.
Yeah, but Boss dies 10,000 times too.
Like, let me explain something to you.
Boss's strategy is horrible.
Like, it only works specifically on certain champions
champions and it only works because like those champions can do something in the game that
breaks the nature of how the game works.
Right, like boss is a very, very, very good player.
The issue is like you can't have perfect farm every single game when you're playing
the game and you're not playing like certain champs and certain things and certain like
Not only that, but just like in solo queue in general, the games will be awkward sometimes.
You'll have like people running around doing stuff.
Like I'd rather have somebody with like 8 CS a minute.
What is this guy doing?
I'd rather have somebody with like 8.5 or 9 CS a minute.
The enemy that he's versus has like 3 CS a minute and he's got like a 3 level lead.
I'd rather have that than somebody with 10 CS a minute who's died 10 times.
Because every time you die, you're giving gold.
Every time you die, you're giving gold to the enemy team regardless of if you get CS for
it.
If the boss strategy was OP, why don't they do it in pro play?
You know how you always beat people who don't know why the boss strategy is bad?
Because a lot of players, and I mean this not in a toxic way, but you guys are probably
very lovely about players, right?
So you don't fully grasp why boss can make the strategy work.
like he's very unique like the average person doing that strat or like in a
very controlled game that strategy is very bad I don't think you guys okay you
know what I can't argue with you man I I don't know how to argue with people who
are like it like it's like I'm gonna be nice and say like you believe what you
want to believe we can have differences of opinion I don't think it's good to
argue with low elo players in twitch chat you're just gonna get mad he just knocked that guy out
of my silence that is not good i mean i i need you guys they need to stop fighting man
like my pain is just an idiot like i'm doing so much in these fights but it's like impossible to
play the game like i'm i'm pretty much chunking everybody to like three percent but we're
we're not using our abilities properly. Like Zac went in after the cane died for some reason,
then Jin didn't ulti for some reason like he walked up to the fight instead of ulting.
It's really frustrating. What do you know is this? I mean, Masters, man. You know what's
funny about people in Twitch chat? People in Twitch chat will like watch a streamer
do something in high elo and then they'll think that like that streamer is the best
player ever and they'll glaze their favorite streamer but they'll be like
silver and they'll talk like to somebody else who is high elo like they'll talk
to somebody who's been challenger and they're like no but I saw the other
challenger streamer do this and it's like I mean you're silver and I'm
trying to explain to you like what I'm saying is like why that works how that
strategy goes like yada yada yada right from like my perspective as a fellow
player who's been in challenger and then they'll just ignore you and say
now. And you're like, oh, okay, my bad. That's why I don't want to argue, right? It's just not worth it.
Guys, no, no, no. Stay out of the jungle. Oh my God. Because I also don't want to be mean, right?
Like, I'm in the middle of a game trying to carry, like, a really, like, I'm trying to carry this
game while trying to argue, like, semantics with people at the same time. So I'm getting a
little irritated, you know? We need to play around, I mean, I'm six items. I'm level 18,
six out of mouths we need to play around top mid I mean we don't have a way of
guys Trinmear killed our wave oh they forfeit it nice
yo rogue don't worry about it man you're welcome to ask questions the whole
point of my stream is to like teach people the game man
you're welcome to ask questions dude I wasn't meaning to make it seem like you
couldn't ask anything here man you're fun
I was just like I'm in the middle of a game trying to
focus on like carrying four dogs. You know what I mean? Like I
wasn't trying to come off rude. I was just like, I'm trying to
like split my focus and shit. But you're fine, man. Don't don't
feel like you should feel embarrassed for asking questions
about what you should be doing. Like if you're trying to get
better and learn or you just have a question you want to ask
somebody don't feel like embarrassed about it, man,
you're fine. Unless you're asking like, you know, how
is Geronimo so handsome? Like that's just obvious, right?
Like you don't need to ask that because it's like,
that's like asking why the sky is blue.
You know, it's just something that just happens.
You know, it's just there.
It's just, it is one of this.
Ah, I forgot to put my webcam on today.
I got you guys.
cringe wannabe moderator.
Wait, why are you being toxic, Ben?
Yo, I'm gonna time you out, doc.
Don't be rude to people, man.
I'm gonna time you out for like three seconds,
or two minutes.
Guys, just stop being toxic to each other in my chat, Jesus fucking Christ.
You guys can be toxic to me all you want, because I can take it, but don't be mean to
each other.
It's fucked up, bro.
Dude, how is it hot in my house?
It's not even hot outside.
24 Celsius, 76 outside.
Yeah, it's not even bad.
Why is it so fucking hot right here?
Like, what is going on?
Like I'm I'm like almost sweating
What is happening?
It's like there's just like a heatwave hitting me in the face
Hello
Fuck is happening here that being said how's your guys day going? You guys doing anything cool this weekend?
Me personally I did tons of cool shit this weekend. I streamed for like 23 hours in two days and
and slept. Actually, I think it was more than that. I did the 15 hour stream and then I did the
12 hour stream. Dude, I need to buy another AP champ on this account. Like I don't want to play
Cassiopeia, but I gotta be real like I need to buy another AP champ because like what the
fuck, right? I also was boring. He's super good at climbing the ladder in NA at least because
like he does all the macro and has high tempo but he is boring I cooked true not
just on the rift but off last meal had this morning I woke up and I made a
sandwich just a basic peanut butter sandwich really boring super giga boring
not fun tasted average all the last best meal I had oh fuck I don't know I
I remember man.
Should we have ravenings on mouse?
I mean it depends. Like there's a lot of stuff I gotta get on mouse, right?
Like I like playing mouse with...
Rallies because Rallies is like...
You can, if you get Rallies on this champ, you can actually do a lot of like sick plays with them
because you can kite people and they won't expect it.
So it's like a really nice little...
It's just really really really nice to be able to like enable mouse to be able to play the game.
So my first three items is usually
Blackfire, Torch, Leandrie's, Revise, right?
And then I have to get Pen usually fourth, like I always have to.
So then you get like Void Staff or Crypto Bloom.
And then your sixth item, you can really choose whatever, but like, a lot of the time in the Celo, nobody buys Anti-Healing.
For some reason, nobody buys Anti-Healing in Master Theater.
So you have to like buy the Anti-Healing for the team or it won't get done.
Like last game I think my my auntie my morellos stopped probably like three
thousand healing but it's like it probably stopped like Briar and it
probably stopped like Trindy beer healing and all that shit because nobody
else was fucking buying it and I had my hand wasn't on my keyboard fuck you
Trindy beer shits on Malzahar so incredibly hard it's not even funny
like this is such a fucking miserable matchup for me because I can auto this
This guy's like a trillion times and he gets a spin on me
and get lucky crits and kill me.
Right, like say he's spin flashed on me
and gets a lucky crit right now, I get to die.
This matchup's fucking stupid.
Oh, I got him with the...
God, it's so dumb that I missed one spell
and this fucking, he just fucking spins at me.
Bro, I missed one Q and now I have to fucking flash.
Dude's sitting at 20% HP, man.
God, it's so annoying.
God, he barely lived, man!
I ain't gonna lie, I was kinda clean with it by Mr. Lee.
Kinda clean, Mr. Lee. Kinda clean.
I didn't get the assist though, feels bad man.
What is this, Trindamere's name by the way? What is this?
Bro, he had flash now. Fuck you.
I need it to- Basically I can never use my R on Trindamere.
Until after he uh...
The way you have to play this matchup feels really fucking miserable.
You can never use your R on him until he ults, basically, until you have Rylai's.
When you have Rylai's, you can start R'ing him whenever you want to poke him and then
you just kite him with the Rylai's, but like, Ternimer's too much of a zug-zug champ.
Like, he does Ternimer things, so you basically have to hold your R until he R's.
What you can do, you just think it's just boring.
I just fucked up because I, uh, he was level 5 to my level 6, so I wanted to
trying to fight him but he got six off one minion. Oh see. Yeah camp him Lee. Camp him.
Make this Trindimer hate his fucking life bro. Honestly Trindimers? I don't think Trind is a bad
champ design. I think he's actually a really cool champ design. Big guy with giant sword.
Right like he just like goes unkillable from rage when he gets mad.
I mean I don't think that's a bad champion design if I'm being honest with you.
It's kind of cool like he gets so angry that he can't die
Like I like the champion design. It's just like I said, it's just toxic to
Like certain champions like his playstyle is really annoying, right?
That's like the only thing I don't like
Do I need 350 gold for my blackfire torch?
Did I stay and risk it?
Good try maybe
I don't think he could dive me. I'm gonna stay and risk it
I don't need three and a gold. It's not that much. It's two waves unless this is canon and it's one. Yeah, it's one wave
Because I can sell my pot. I can actually get a plate
I could go back and just buy my item right now, but I don't think there's any need to there's five people bought
I might as well just take as many possible places I can right now
like me and a trucks are just gonna take full advantage of
Our bot lane popping off here. Yeah, I can't get any more
Bro, I know we're not doing that really bro
You walk up to throw one bomb at me, man. Come the fuck on held my are there because
We didn't need to are before
The zillion and the trend are went off right because he was just gonna die regardless, so
Dude, how good does it feel when your fucking jungler is just 1v9ing the game for you?
God man jungle dip is insane
I have a question for you guys
If you do play League of Legends right now, you know a lot of people just like to watch so they don't actually play
But if you're actively playing league, what's your favorite champion to play in the game right now?
Give it to me. Like what's your what's your champ? I want to know like who means what in my chat?
Nami, okay. We got a fish
Rengar, okay
Lucian and map, okay respectable
Gallio respectable
At least nobody said Yumi right like if people said Yumi I would have to
That you know we might change some things
There might be some bands going around you know we don't know
You love J4?
The Mossia
You like Nami?
I do like playing Nami a little bit
Like before I became like a Senna player back in whatever season it was
I actually used to play a lot of Nami
Like my go-to support when I was out of field was Nami and Janna
She's fun, I enjoy her like when you end like a sick bubble and now me it feels fucking awesome
Do I think she's good for climbing? Yeah, you could play anything and climb
I would say anything you're having fun playing is good for climbing man because until you get to
Grandmaster and Challenger which is you know the highest of the high yours like your team comp and
like what you play it's not actually gonna matter right so I would say just play whatever you find fun
J4, R.E. Ooh, R.E. is a good one.
Keanna?
You know what's funny?
There's like five champs in the game that I've never played once.
Keanna is one of them.
You guys want to guess the other four champions that I've never played?
Remember, I've been playing this game since 2009.
Since beta, I've played this game.
So what are the four other champs that I've been playing?
Aurora?
Yeah, I haven't played Aurora.
That's one of them.
That's an easy one though, right?
because she's new so it's like ah Zoe so how did you guys know okay that's that's
two okay somehow you got Aurora and Zoe that's actually kind of impressive to be
honest with you I mean I'm dead so there's no point in using my R because
if I are I die anyway and then my R is on cooldown right if I flash I die in the
same thing I was just auto-piloting like an idiot at their T2 I'm bad
Soraka no I played a lot of Soraka. Yeah so what do we have so far Zoe, Aurora,
Kiana. I've played Yumi, I've played Ivern, I've played set. I think I've played
almost every top laner. Almost every top laner. Katarina. I've played Katarina.
I haven't played her rework but I've played the champion. Skarner, I've played
I played as, I played little, I played in Nibbia, I played way.
I actually did an entire thing on stream where I played way.
I was like trying to learn to play on stream and it went horrible.
I think I lost every normal game.
Melio?
Have I played Melio?
I actually don't think I have played Melio.
I think you're right.
Yeah, like no actually though.
Like I didn't think about that.
What's the extra?
I have to look at the list because I know that last time I looked at the list
there was like I went over the list in my head and there was five champs that I
hadn't played because right now in the middle of this game I'm not gonna be
able to think about it it's like it's like you know like when you're you
study for a test and you can't remember perfectly the exact random
thing that you're asked like it's like because you're thinking about a
different question but then when you come to the question you can remember
It's whoa, I mean we just probably do Baron on spawn
The enemy team is actually still trying to win because they have pale
So I think what we actually do this game is we just do Baron that was not a good TP by a trucks. I should have pinged the macro there
That's my bad
Because my team if you ever have a team like this we're like they don't know what the goal is in the game
We're just every team you guys are gonna have I
Should have pinged them back. That's a hundred percent my bad
I mean let me macro for my team so I don't have to lose another game give me one sec
This is really scary because that that throw we just admitted was actually a way bigger throw than
People realize I am trying to focus in the game. I don't want to lose
I'll explain. I'll explain those like my in a second
This is like one of those important parts of the game where if I fuck up or
Something weird happens. I'm not gonna be able to
Like we're gonna lose so
Okay, that's fine because I still have TP and Trinimer ulted and they sent three top
I don't know why Jin is mid by himself. That doesn't make any sense. I grift
Nah, these guys can't ends it doesn't matter
We just need to group up and play as a team
Which I mean is I guess I can do right like I can group and shits
guys
Atrox see the wave mid
Don't tunnel
We just grew stop being fancy
It's hard because everybody wants to go do random shit on the map right now, but they can't right help team
Okay, I guess we lose. I hate to see a woman the match trends
But they just get into a fight mid for no reason. I don't know man. You guys suck
badly
Yeah, I'm pissed we win this game if my fucking retards didn't just run it down mid for no reason at all
three times in a row. I'm like, guys, go mid! What happens? Everybody splits! Stoves camps!
Stoves random shit! Like, dude, I hate LoLo. These players make me realize that I genuinely
hate them as people. Like, my gin played like absolute fucking dog shit. Right? That
guy could not have played worse. And he's like flaming me, even though I was literally
the only reason we were even in the game.
Like, let's go make fun of him.
Let's go watch his mid-play.
First of all, he had IE third on Jin.
Terrible, terrible choice.
If you go IE third, I can just break down this guy,
dog shit gameplay right now,
and embarrass the shit out of this guy.
Look at this.
First of all, IE third, least efficient way
to ever play the game.
You're never gonna get value out of IE third on Jin.
Second, because you need Lord Dom's,
or you need, not Lord Dom's,
You need a mortal reminder.
You have to have mortal reminder third,
especially when they have Sterak's Tabis, okay?
You don't have a choice, bro.
You have to go Dom's third here,
or I mean, Armor Pen third, okay?
Now let's go see how my team died mid.
So I'm fighting, right?
My Jin, the retard who's actually flaming me,
Walked mid, died, like walked in, took half his HP instantly, missed the W, so let's, let's, let's recap really quick.
Walks up, takes half his HP to Kale, whiffs W, now he's out of the fight.
Whiffs every R, yeah, no for sure man.
No, you're for sure not fucking retarded, right? You're not an actual fucking low elo retard telling me that like I'm bad
Like I'm like I literally just watched you walk up when I when I literally said your only job is do not die
Right, I said I have to match trend do not die and what do these retards do?
He walks up like this is crazy
with W
Lee Sin dies without using his ultimate, so Lee Sin didn't ulti, Rakan wastes his ult trying to save the Jhin,
Atrox ulted did nothing with his ulti, like this is what I mean by like you guys are way worse than you think you are at League of Legends.
Like trust me, you are not good at me. Being masters, look at this positioning.
Being Masters does not make you good at League of Legends.
Like, it makes you objectively good, but to anybody who's actually played League at the highest level, you are trash.
Stop ego-ing when you hit Elos in League.
There's always somebody better than you, and there's always somebody bigger than you.
So shut the fuck up, and just stop flaming.
You absolute retards. It is so frustrating.
Like I made one really big mistake that game when I
When I didn't remember when I was autopiloting and I didn't call off the bad fight mid
That lost us the game, but I didn't lose us the game. I just didn't call off the retards, right?
That's what you have to do
You have to macro your retards and league like like they're retarded you have to you have to macro them like their little retarded chess pieces
If you want to climb because they don't know better and it's not their fault. They don't know better. They're retarded
You know what I'm saying?
But it's annoying when they type.
Like I think the most annoying thing that will ever happen to high elo players is when
they play in an elo that they're higher than.
And it's like I expect these people to suck.
It's okay.
You can have bad games.
I don't mind that.
But don't type at the people playing the game better than you.
Like you should have your fingers removed in front of a live studio audience typing
to higher elo players as masters like Jesus Christ that being said I'll be RB
I'm gonna grab a snack I'm gonna pretend I'm AFK because I don't I want to be a
blast this is gonna be a very bad game by the way so I'm gonna mute all and I'm
gonna play to 1v9 because we have a lock support which is already really bad
Um, yeah, this is gonna be miserable
so we have
Rangar, which is basically like a
Basically every champion on my team has picked a champion that says they want to be the main character of the game, right?
And when you have a bunch of people trying to be the main character of the game
You need somebody in the game to like
Be able to like take the dick
Like every game somebody has to eat the shit, right?
They have to somebody else to play like the CC they have to play the catch they have to play like the whatever the
Utility I picked to ask because we need engage if I don't pick engage here
We're gonna be in a really bad spot
because our entire team comp
relies on everybody getting on top of the enemy team
Right and unless they're really fed like unless this quite as fed and this ring are fed
They're not going to be able to actually get on top of people outside of like Kled ult.
So I'm going to take arrow so that I can A win lane.
First of all, Ashe is really good versus Nyla, right?
Because I have a lot of, I got a lot of range on Nyla.
And early game, Janna and Nyla is really stupidly weak.
So I can 1v2 that lane.
So because I can 1v2 the lane, we should be good this game.
I'm going to hopefully win this.
I'm kind of sick and tired of playing in this hero.
D-Shield start, yeah, I mean, she has to.
You're playing versus Ash locks, right?
Yeah, I mean, she has no choice.
It's either a triple longsword or D-Shield.
The only thing that kind of sucks is
one of us needs to get serpents this game.
They have three fucking shield champs and a Nila.
If we don't get serpents, we're gonna lose the game.
I'm gonna three wave crash this,
which means I'm essentially going to
very slowly push these waves in, so that the third wave comes into the lane at the same time as
we're still holding this freeze. And now we can push this because I want to go back. I'm going to
miss this. Oh, I got it. I missed 3 CS. That doesn't feel good. Actually, I missed 4. But I'm
going to go get my call. We're in a good spot. I didn't need to cheat or recall this game.
The reason I'm doing it is because I think they're gonna try and slow push this wave in and do a slow build up
I don't think they're gonna hard shove this. I think they're gonna try and slow push it
So because Nile wants to absorb as much exp as she can early
I should be able to cheat her here come back to lane and then I have the coal advantage on them
The only thing that's kind of bad here is Janna is about to roam to this fight
Janna and Ivern and I'm level three. I lost tunnel visioned on trying to help our team
but she should have been on
First of all, Rengar should never have contested that, second of all.
We should have been on the Nyla, because we could have killed her, nice, huge.
I could leave my wave here, like the wave is actually in a good spot, oh he broke
my freeze, okay.
That's unfortunate.
I guess in the CLO they don't understand waves, but that's fine.
It is, what are they?
grab tier 2 boots. Isn't that what ass? That was good situationally. Like I think this guy picked
Nile up because he did either A, one trick, or B. He picked it because we have Rengar. I think
that's the only two reasons you pick Nile here. Either he's a one trick or we have Rengar and
he thinks Nile counters Rengar. Now that I have tier 2 boots, we're in a very very good spot.
We want to zone them off the wave the best we can because we have a lot more damage than
than they do right now right and because we have a lot more damage we want to zone
them off the wave so that they don't get their bonus xp that Nidalee gives just
gonna proc my presty attack and back up playing properly is really fucking
boring by the way so like buckle in because like playing properly is
super boring stacked the wave never gonna hit the wave and get some
plates I was thinking about arrowing I was I was considering arrowing that but
I wasn't sure if I could actually kill them and I kind of want to wait for like them to make a bad play and then use my arrow
Like part of me wants to wait for like cuz they're getting shit on under the turret right now, right?
Part of me was to wait for like
Nila to try and engage and then use arrow. Maybe I should have just arrowed her there. I thought they knew something
I didn't think I just got shit on I'm gonna go back because they're resetting as well. I'm going serpents
First item
Somebody needs this item because they're only the only thing the enemy team does is throw shield top
That is unironically is the only thing the enemy team does is throw shields
Karma shields Jana shields Ivern shields
Right like everybody just has a trojan shields
So if I go this it lets Rengar build more based on like what he wants to do
Like if I build this item right now and Rengar can rush his like core item
Like I said, I'm gonna be the team's bitch this game and just build the utility items that we need
Like I don't mind doing that, right? Cuz like Ash is like kind of we have an assassin mid. We have a
Kind of an assassin bruiser top
Like I really don't mind being the bitch. It's gonna keep volleying and trying to poke out the Nyla
Nyla's a little too low to actually be able to do anything now
So I'm just gonna keep perm shoving her in. Hit the Janna. We're still gonna try and shove
Nice Janna died too. Very nice
I'm going to Hawkshot all the way through the enemy jungle.
You can't see it, but I'm Hawkshotting up here.
Because I want to find out where the Ivern is,
and I want to track his CS.
So he has 56 CS.
We're going to walk between the turrets
because we know Ivern's top because we just Hawkshot it.
So now we have full vision of where Ivern is.
And I'm going to let all of these minions die to the turret.
I'm going to let these minions die
because this is going to deny the Nyla all of that passive
XP that she gives to her teammates.
right? So all of that gold that just died, now Nila can't give uh, passive xp. I'm not gonna lie.
I got poopy, poopy done. No I started about poopy done. Wait this guy also went Serpents Rush.
Oh you fucker. Whatever I'm gonna get it too, I don't care. I don't give a fuck. I'm buying this
this shit too. Dude, Kled, what the fuck, man? Went top, bought wave is fucking huge
and he still teleported top. There is no world. This guy is a, like, like, what the fuck
was that, man? Typed it to you. So people doing gold? Yeah, this is masters and they
still do it let that sink in you can type but can he read honestly I'm not
sure I'm hoping that this club can kill this guy because he got me killed I
should have flashed I mean the quite got me killed too because he let Jax
jump to him but I could have flashed the things that's on me partially I
can't be like full mad I'm right because like I could have avoided that got
Am I gonna go even more cringe? I think I am.
I'm gonna go even more cringe, and we're gonna go static shiv.
This Kled is really bad.
Dude, what is my team doing?
Masters makes me wanna pull my fucking hair out through my nut sack.
Like, I genuinely think it might be a more enjoyable experience.
Please, I beg you guys to do macro.
I fucking beg you.
Oh my god, man.
Like, how is Kled dying there?
Like what are you doing bro?
Okay, so we're in a very dangerous spot right now. Let me explain why. It's 17 minutes and we've taken every outer turret
This is the most dangerous place to be in in a low masters game because not a single human on my team understands
What the goal of the game is?
Like the goal of the game is we're waiting for Baron right?
But they don't know that so because they don't know that they're going to run in circles around the map right now
And get caught like fucking crazy
So I have to like prior mid on repeat right now. Why is my lucks? Okay?
I'm gonna say you take my red. I'm gonna I'm gonna cry
But yeah, my job is prior mid and look for rotations with arrow. Nice
Now we take mid turrets
We should actually go take bot turret here too
But it'll really depend on
Why am I tanking? Oh shit?
Just run please Rengar is dead. Let him die. Oh or you all can die as well
Okay, just die boys. Who cares right?
We got to die for each other.
We have very low damage.
We can stop this.
I just need locks with me.
Where is my team?
Whatever. It worked out.
I don't care. It worked out, I don't care.
So, I just want to point something out to you.
Instead of teleporting to end the game
with their TP's,
my teammates opted to teleport to the Baron.
They could have just TP'd here and won the game.
But, you know, it is one of those.
I'm not going to get too mad about that.
My team was dead and Clyde literally teleported into the fight.
I watched him do it.
Also, Wei wasn't dead.
She was standing two feet to my right.
I watched her miss three spells.
Or Lux, one of them.
It was either Wei or Lux.
Either way, I'm not trying to be an asshole,
so I'm not going to argue.
It worked out, so it is with this.
Wei's a sheet?
No, I'm just retarded.
Why is my team fighting mid when
We have Baron, and Mid and Hib is down already.
I don't know, but fuck it.
Okay.
Like, this is crazy to me.
Okay, that's five people.
Okay.
Stop going Mid.
Play with your Fed, ADC, inside lanes.
We have in Hib down.
Mid is bad.
Play with me.
We want these.
It is so hard to explain to these players what our goal is.
It is so goddamn hard to explain to them what the goal is just leave walk away walk away
Our goal is top bot
God, it's like they just get so attracted to standing mid. It makes no sense
We can push through mid here and go get top bot if we want to but like it doesn't make any sense. Oh
my god
Dude what they're so dumb
Okay, we want the tower by the way not the kills
They have Nyla and Janna. You can't dive them Rengar. Turn big boy brain on and play for objectives.
Our goal is poke, not engage outside of my aura.
I'm going to be real, I don't know what to kill the minion.
My client sold it at air.
Oh my god, they're so lost.
Dude, my teammates are actually so incredibly lost.
I have to like I have to like corral them like kindergartners play for bear and please come ward
Like low masters is hell on earth I
Said I would not wish this on
You know like you could like if there was like a room in hell that I could dictate to giving people the worst possible things in
Existence, I still wouldn't want them to have to deal with this
Like burning in hell is easier on your soul than low masters.
This is crazy.
Why are we up here?
What are we doing?
Locke's why?
We're just going for a walk, a picnic?
Walk mid!
Hey, we do Baron here.
Come on.
We do Baron here.
Come on little baby bitches.
Come over here with your baby bitch boys.
Come to Baron, thank you.
No, no, no, you don't fight.
No, no, no, no, no, bad.
Bad diamond players, bad.
You don't fight, bad.
No, this guy just tried to forfeit.
Like we have Baron and we just killed the karma.
And my teammate just tried to forfeit.
Please come, please come mid, bro.
I get it, you guys all need to be the main character.
I get it, okay, I've been there.
I've been retarded too.
I get it, man.
But like, let's play as a team, you know, let's try.
I don't know what ways that are.
Okay, where's my team?
Why did they just get to walk up and do that to me?
Oh, don't worry guys,
my Rengar needs to be the main character of the story.
He can't hit R and kill three people.
He's got to be the retard who tries to backdoor
and says that I'm the one who won us the game.
Yeah, no, you could have hit R
and walked with your team and win the game.
But instead, you need to be the guy who's like,
I'm doing it! I'm him!
You're not him. You're retarded.
Ringer could have won the game there.
Yeah, if he just went mid and flanked the team fight, he easily wins the game.
But he decided to push and extend the fight for God knows why.
I get your ego wards, but grope.
I don't know how Jax is flashing into me, four people.
I killed a Nivea.
I still get butt fucked by half their team.
well well Rengar it needs to be the main character because he's him
don't worry guys I'll push top I got you like
don't worry it's okay I'll do it I do not understand why
we are my Rengar is him guys he's got a backdoor
wow you did it Rengar you're him man you backdoor and won us the game
have you grouped a single time we also would have won the game
but you're too stupid and you need to be the main character because you're
low elo peaking retard, congratulate your fucking lations, you'll end masters one LP.
I'm proud of you.
Sorry, I'm really, really irritated.
Like I hate playing with players who refuse to play the game.
I hate it.
Because it's an AD carry, like I want you to think about this, okay?
I am so far ahead of the enemy team in this game that it's like unloosable if
we just play like around the AD.
League of Legends is a game that it's a MOBA. MOBAs are designed to be played around
sometimes you tank, sometimes you do this, sometimes you do that, right? Like somebody has a backline DPS,
you play around that and when you're playing around the backline DPS, you play as a team.
Okay, that's how the game is designed. So if I pick Ash and I walk in circles and I do everything for you, the entire game,
like I do the most damage somehow, I do the most damage to turrets, the Nila was not even a champion this game,
Like I shut down Nyla I rush fucking
Serpent's Fang for us. I do the most damage to the turrets very likely
All you guys have to do is literally just stand there look at me and like help me do anything
That's it. That's all you got to do
My Rengar who did the least damage as a fucking Rengar is like no man
I didn't game game jibed. I fucking dick, but like I fucking hate these people hate them so much
Like I don't think you fold like when I say I like I said
I would literally like playing in low masters makes you lose your fucking mind
Like I am not like mentally coherent after a day of playing in this. It's disgusting
That being said we got the W. So I'm happy. I mean look at our lead man
The entire game we have such a big lead they just like
You want to know the difference between Grandmaster Challenger and masters and why everybody makes fun of masters players?
players. At 22 minutes we had a 7000 gold lead, right? All we had to do was group up
and win. That's it. We got baron. We literally had a 7000 gold lead, we got baron. All we
had to do was literally 4-1 group up and we won the game. That's it. But instead we
sit in the game for an extra 10 minutes because nobody actually wants to play the
I mean no disrespect when I ask this but were you born retarded or did it like
happen through time? Serious question. While you see your low master peak bring
our one trick. Growing games in low elo, having least damage, egoing, refusing to
play the game with your team, homie. I looked at your game play and it was awful. You if
you played well, I'd assume you were good. But you played like dog shit. I assume you
were dog shit. Yes, I'm diamonds for sure. That's me, bro. Yes, man. You macroed like
a king. Yes, I'm, yes, for sure. This is my peak. When we have ash arrow and seven K
gold lead. Yes, you group and use arrow. So that that top siege, when you are under turret,
Was that challenger gameplay?
Oh, so you were trolling.
Ah, you made the mistake on purpose.
No, you can't just admit you made a mistake.
You did it on purpose, right?
This is why you can't get out of masters.
You absolute retard.
You are the same loser who says,
If I tried, I could climb, but then you never do, and you make excuses, like the same fucking
absolute losers who play in this elo.
You suck, you have never hit chow, you never will, stop raging and flaming others.
You absolute retard.
Give up.
Bye.
Let's stand that.
Dude, if you are a player who says, oh, I could do X if I really wanted to, I just chose to
troll and make a mistake this game.
You're a pussy.
You know what makes you a fucking non-pussy?
Trying to accomplish things and actually understanding that failure isn't bad.
If you make a mistake, it's fine.
You just own your mistake, right?
You improve.
You don't make a fucking excuse.
You don't say, bro, I don't give a fuck.
I stopped trying.
Oh, you know, if I wanted to, I could climb as high as I want.
No you can't.
You're hard stuck.
You fucking loser.
Stop making fucking excuses and coping.
Every fucking retard who plays League of Legends makes these weird excuses, like, uh,
Blah blah blah this I could be better blah blah blah that I don't care
Like I don't know what has happened in the last like 10 years to human beings on this planet
But guys not giving a fuck about stuff that doesn't make you cool. That makes you a fucking loser
The person who fails time and time and time again and tries time and time and time again is the actual person
Who's gonna succeed and who I respect the person who tries once fails says nah
Ah, you know, if I put more time into it,
I just don't want to, no, like, that's okay.
Like, are you retarded?
Like, you can use that excuse for literally anything.
Like, you just admit you don't want to play the game.
Like, yes, you suck.
You don't want to put in the time to get better.
Right?
That's fine.
But you have to admit you suck.
You can't say, I suck.
And then say, if I wanted to, I could be good.
No, you can't, because like, it's just,
it's like, dude, you're like, I don't care.
Like it's, I hate that fucking excuse, man.
It's so fucking cringe.
Sorry, I know I just went on a fucking rant,
but I do that triggers me so hard.
Because everybody does it.
Like for some reason, tryharding in games
or tryharding and stuff makes you a loser now.
And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
It's ranked, it's a ranked League of Legends game.
But yeah, I'm gonna try my best
that I'm gonna try and have you work with me
as a teammate to win the fucking game, right?
Because it's ranked league.
We are in a team.
Let's imagine we're on a football team
and we're down by one and we just scored a touchdown
and our kicker's like, bro, bro,
I don't care if I make this kick.
I don't give a fuck, man.
I don't care.
And they're like, we do.
We just scored the touchdown.
Can you just like kick it in?
Can you do your job?
And he's like, I don't know, maybe.
Like maybe I'm just gonna half-ass it.
I don't give a fuck.
Like if we win, we win.
I say no, no retard, you're part of a fucking team, okay?
Because you're part of a team, like you should try
to like play the game to respect your teammates
and their ability to also try to play the game.
It's stupid, it's dumb logic.
And then you have the people who are like Geronimo,
it's only a game, okay?
Not everybody cares that much.
And I'm like, okay, why are we playing ranked?
Because at the end of the day, okay,
I don't care about winning or losing the games
because I'll improve if I lose, blah, blah, blah, right?
What I care about, because it is a video game
and we all should be trying to have fun
at the end of the day.
But when you're actively trying to ruin everybody else's fun
because like you chose to queue up ranked,
everybody else was under the assumption
that you were gonna try your best to win the game,
work as a team and have fun together.
And now you're trolling
because you're fucking mentally retarded
and you refused, you made one mistake
and your ego's too big to admit
that maybe you can be okay
with making a fucking mistake
because you're a human and you're not perfect.
Instead of like making excuses,
just say my bad and try your best to win.
Like it's so pathetic, man.
It drives me fucking crazy
because I don't give a shit about the actual game.
What I care about is the time investment
that I put in that everybody else puts in.
You know what I'm saying?
Like it's cringe.
That being said, I'm gonna stop ranting.
I'm gonna stop my old man rant.
we were gonna play this game. Dude their jungler is actually good. I played with this guy a few
games ago. This new new he's actually pretty good. Like he's gonna make the game hard. He was really
good. Anyway, I hope you're all having a nice night. I am gonna put on something I think Ezreal
would probably be listening to in his uh at the gym on his phone. We gotta we gotta
We gotta become one with Ezreal.
Yo, Zyra, you come here often?
Damn it, he actually got me.
Wait, Zyra, why did she flash?
Aw, that first Q I missed was bad.
Damn it.
Zyra needed to auto the Draven.
She didn't, and I missed my Q.
My bad.
She got scared that she was gonna get focused.
So stop it back.
Stop his back.
No, that was my bad though.
I missed that Q and then I uh, I think fighting early was fine, but ooh, ooh, nice, nice.
Alright, we gotta shove the wave in.
It's gonna be kinda hard because we know Nunu's bot side.
So honestly I should just shove it without caring too much about the CS, but trying
to get the CS.
If you knew hold this for them, I quit the game. Okay. Good work. Good work BTS
Nice job. Hold on. I need I need kpop. I need more kpop
We got us in the kpop the whole time, but I don't know any kpop songs up the top of my head
So I'm just gonna play this playlist that says it's kpop
So I don't know what we're about to listen to just prepare that was my bad. I played that so good until I didn't
I don't know why I fought in my wave
for some reason I
Got baited by barrier when I knew he had barrier my brains really small
because all I had to do to win that was the
Walk away, and then I win because I get the wave they're chunked and then we push and we win. I
Went full retard. That's my bad
Zyra should throw a plant out when she's about to get hooked though
Zyra's threat is hardest counter because all she has to do is
is anytime Thresh walks up the hook,
all she has to do is throw a plant down
and she can block the hook.
Like genuinely, that's actually all she has to do.
So her getting hooked is like really frustrating.
Like I'm misplaying it afterward
and I can't really control my teammate,
so I shouldn't be mad, but it is frustrating.
I can't tell if Thresh has his flashback over knots.
I think he does.
See, just like that, like she puts a thing down.
Okay.
That sucked. We need help. Zyra, please save E. If you E, we lose. If you don't E, they
can't dive us. I'm actually annoyed because I've messed up twice and it's losing us the
game because Zyra is bad, but I messed up so I could have won a stallion even though
she sucks. Because like, the Thresh was bad too, right? Like, both players suck.
Like you're playing in you're playing in fucking diamonds basically right like this guy doesn't like this this is I was like checking on
What's on Netflix later?
Right like she's already thinking about sleeping on call or he you know
Whatever whatever you're into. Oh, this is raw. Yes. So counter the gank
We have to shove the wave in
yes
so
Notice that and be there. I cannot stand the silo
It's not lost. They they are bad
Just need to play normal like they're not very good. We can win. We actually have a very good comp burst them
Zyra is such a good pick versus their team and his Draven's horrible
Yeah, this Raven's dog shits will win. I just need time to get my triforce
Was she not six the Zyra?
my bad I thought you was level six when I did that that's all that's my bad use
your stun on him holy fuck bro use E it slows how do you miss E oh my god I don't
know man my my support I haven't had a support this bad in a while mistakes or
Oh no, this is embarrassing.
Oh my god.
They're so bad.
No, never mind.
Syra is really bad, already bad.
Yes, you did it.
When I can't hit him,
the play is never chase, Draven.
You killed the other two.
I can't, just forfeit please.
You are diamond.
I have reached my breaking point of playing with retards today.
It hurts my brain playing with people like Zyra
Who literally walk up level 2 and just miss everything. Sorry, I've lost my mind this game. I
just want out because I
Playing with people like this I run this this mid laner. It just tells me I need a reset
Carrying these people is not worth it for me. My mental is gonna explode the fact that you can't use simple spells on thresh hooks
Okay, at least don't hostage me, please
Oh. Fine. We'll try our best. If they want to play, we'll play. I'm just gonna fucking
hate my life. Like I made so many mistakes this game in the lane of like small little
baby mistakes but they all added up. I think I can actually take this turret. Really
grown. Why am I watching my Zyra not use spells? God. It's like whatever. Keep
Keep it together, keep it together.
We will keep trying our best until the end of the game, but Jesus Christ.
Because our Fiora's popping the fuck off.
Oh, because Fiora's really popping off.
We gotta help her.
If she gets Death Stance, she could probably kill Draven, but she's got to get Death
Stance first.
Yo, thank you for the bets, man.
I appreciate it.
Thank you so much, man.
That was really nice of you.
Daira, would you mind go putting some vision down?
That'd be cool, bro.
I don't think we can fight this, by the way.
I'm just gonna, yeah, I'm dead.
I mean, yeah, there's no way we can fight that.
It's too hard to get into the dragon.
Aria's top, for some reason.
Oh, they don't know how to macro.
I need fucking...
Manamune.
They're on Baron.
I don't think we can do Baron.
Guys, okay.
I mean, my bad, I couldn't get that out of the way.
Like, I had to be walked, cuz, uh, I couldn't really do anything.
I just had to get walked out, that's my bad.
That's not good.
Fiora dying there is really bad, because we can't really see through that early life.
Dark Top laner popped the fuck off.
Holy shit!
My Top laner is a smurf.
Nice job!
That fucking Fiora was crazy.
Dude, I'll be real, I tilt it out of my mind watching that Zyra and Ari.
Like the early game like Ari played really good late, but early. Oh my god, like I fucked up so bad
Level one and then level three. Yo, you guys see though like regardless of how tilted you get regardless of how angry you get
Regardless of how bad you play cuz I played horrible that game, right? As long as you keep trying to win the game
It's fine to play like dog shit sometimes
sometimes. Like even if we lost that game, it still would have been like, okay, we tried
our best. Like, trust me, you can be, you can hate everybody in these games, man. You can
actually just hate everybody. You can play bad yourself, but just try to win. I'm going
to tell those to Smurf. I don't know if they're Smurf. I'm calling them Smurf because
they played really good. You know, it's like, it's like slaying, right? It's like,
oh, that guy's smurfing. It's like slaying. Bro, I played so bad this game. What
the fuck it's okay we go again got lucky that Draven wasn't very good if
that was like hums on Draven we just lose the game like that like Draven
started the game with a bloodthirster like five minutes dude that's like I don't
I don't even know how to explain how fucking disgusting that is wait chat what
champ have we not played in a while what do you guys want to see what do we
feel like watching. Granted, uh, fair warning when I ask you this, I'm willing to play like a random
champion, but it needs to be good with Senna and not dogshit versus comp. Because I don't want to
just int and draft, like I don't want to play like smolder versus pipe draven, you know, like that
that type of shit. So like, I'm down to like just play something that you guys might want to
watch. It's Trist AD is pretty fucking bad. I still play it sometimes, but it's not good.
Dude, I'm gonna have to pick something boring. I'm sorry guys. Like I'm first pick. Oh
My god, why did I not pick this guy Senna?
I'm trolling. I think 90% of Senna players are pretty bad in this yellow, but Senna is still Senna. That's shit. Oh, it's so OP
Why did I not fucking?
And this guy walks Sona? Oh God
your your answer to Senna was Sona hello this is gonna be rough shmanky
they've been a thousand bits man holy shit yo I appreciate it man thank you
let's go well no I think I think so I was probably the best bike so I was like
one of the best scalars in the game the only problem is Senna gets to like
infinite stack on the Sona. Like, Sona's fine, but into Senna it's like rough because it's like,
both of them are going to scale, but I think Senna scales harder, right? That's the only reason I said
that. Normally, when somebody locks in Senna, your goal is to like play in all-in champ, right?
It's like any other enchanter. When somebody locks in an enchanter, you want to pick something
that can like kill the enchanter reasonably well like Leona, Pike, Nautilus, the Rash,
like all that shit like anything that can just like go the fuck in you know you can
shit on them pretty fucking hard.
Alright guys let's do a prediction.
I'll let you guys get your gamba on.
I'll let you get the old gamba on.
I'm in a good mood today.
Good luck.
What would fucking MF listen to?
Hmm.
Well, I get them, I've had an iPod.
We're gonna back up.
They're gonna get all the two.
Oh, I gotta stay in range to get that XP.
Pirate music?
Okay.
I got the perfect pirate song.
I gotcha.
Hold on.
I'm gonna Q-Poke through the minion wave when they stand behind the minions.
And I'm gonna make sure that I don't get hit by my own Q-Poke, or by the Lucian's
Q-Poke, when he tries to do the same thing.
See, I'm staying just far enough away that Lucian's not gonna be able to dash up and trade on me.
Because if he dashes, he'll be too far up.
Now we gotta back up, bro.
Oh my fucking god.
What the absolute fuck.
Holy shit.
What in the fuck was that?
What a fucking early game fight.
Holy god.
If you guys noticed, I didn't immediately leave the fight, right?
That fight was brought to you by the fact I stayed in the fight. Also we're gonna play a mev steam song. I got your voice
I think we're about to get ganked
There's no way they stay here. Yeah, there's no way
I
Got shit on
I'm trying to not talk because I'm gonna be very very mean
to the person. Like I know that this Sona is uh...
huge sniping because what she did level 3 or level 6 was like very obviously trolling.
Like you can't get to the silo and not know how to hit your archie.
So like I'm just not gonna talk because like I'm just gonna be gaslight when I already know for a fact they're doing it.
because like you literally can't climb to the zero and not hit your RK after I
say like oh Lucian has no sums right and then she holds R right in front of
two people instead of using it so we can one shot the guy and then I leave
like the second that I walk away she uses your RK then like it's just a
also I recognize this person's name like they've stopped entered me before
bansheeds weird I don't think I've seen a single player build bansheeds in
a long time. It worked really well though. I was trying to honor Ari and I honored DeSona!
No! I misclicked! Depressed. Undepressed. Right, I'm gonna play one... Never mind,
let's just keep playing League. I was gonna play a TFT so that I could like...
My mental is shaky right now for some reason and I wanted to like, you know,
mental monk my brain so I was gonna play a tft but I can keep playing what you
get I think I'll just not be toxic be better you know what I'm saying pay up
sure wow you guys actually had a lot of faith in me that game what the fuck I'm
surprised usually my stream hates me usually you guys to like literally
vote like 1000% against me every game I do a production you guys like oh he's
He's gonna lose.
No, it's doomed.
He's gonna lose.
I'm surprised so many people thought I was gonna win that.
You guys are crazy in a good way.
Alright, I'm still down to play an AD carry that you guys might want to see, like it's
not just one I've been spamming.
I'm still down.
Just let me, like I said, I have to see the drafts because if they draft something
that's like, let's say you guys want to see Kaisa and they draft something that's
unplayable for Kaisa, I can't do it, right?
So I'll play whatever you guys want.
I mean, I am still trying to climb, you know what I'm saying?
So you guys are like, yo, drum, I wanna see Timo ID.
And I'm like, okay.
As they pick like Kate Karma and the Timo ID carry.
And I just feel the fucking death.
Can I show you guys something?
So I have unbanned requests, right?
And somebody sent me an unbanned request.
I banned this person seven months ago.
And he just now sent me the unbanned request.
This person has been a hate watching me since 2017.
Like, what is happening?
Look at this.
Like, he sent me an unbanned request
and said, I'll keep the bed.
You're pathetic and delusional.
But I banned him fucking seven months ago.
What's happening?
So seven months later, he came back
after watching me since 2017.
I do it to your bed.
Dude, one of these days, we'll go over all of the unbanned requests.
One of these days, there's too many.
Too many people are banned who send the unbanned request.
One of these days, we'll do an unbanned request stream.
Svolder, Leona.
Okay, what do you guys want to see?
I can probably, well, we have a brand support.
So we can play two things.
We can either play really heavy scaling here, or we can play lane bully
and pray that we can like carry.
So we could play, what's something I don't play?
I don't think Caitlyn's good.
But Caitlyn wouldn't be that bad here because you can perma-shoven Smolder.
The only reason Caitlyn's decent against Smolder is because you can perma-shoven him in and
he can't stack as easily.
But it's a really, really iffy, iffy, iffy lane.
Smolder will still outscale Caitlyn.
Very hard.
And I could try, ooh, Varus sounds kind of fun.
and I haven't played a Varus game in a while. I think I'm down. That's like a champ I haven't
played in a long time, so I think I'm down. Teeters has a good one, because I never play Varus.
I don't know what you build on him now though. I'll be real, I think it's still Bork.
I feel like it's Bork, but I don't know. Because Bork got nerfed for ranged. I don't know.
We'll see. Did I see Double-F's solo queue tier list? No. I should make my own tier list though.
Just for- it's like free content, you know? Alright, let's go look at Double-F's tier list.
He didn't put it on Twitter, so I don't know where the fuck it is. Sorry, boys.
I do think that if I were to make a tier list right now, being a fucking hard stuck like
masters grandmaster peak season 1480 I think I would I don't know I think MF is
very high up on the list just because bloodthirsters OP okay what the fuck were
you guys listening to I had my head set out that whole time and I had no idea
you guys were listening to like some crazy fucking shit like what the fuck I'm
I'm so sorry.
Holy crap.
Okay, hold on.
All right, we'll put on Varus' favorite song.
Who do I mean?
I mean, I mean a lot.
I don't mean anyone anymore.
I'm a meta whore.
I just play all the meta 80s.
Like I've played the game for so long,
I can play most 80 carries pretty well.
So whatever's meta, I just spam it.
But I would say if I had a champ
that I just feel comfortable playing,
Like I'm bored and I want to play my comfort pick, I probably pick Tristor, Ezreal.
I mean, Leona could be in this bush, we need to get bush control.
I want to walk up level one.
Yeah.
Yeah, I took a lot of damage there.
I pushed the wave a little bit too fast.
Oh my god, my cannon.
I don't want to push these guys in at decent amount.
I do want to poke them under the turret with Brands.
By Lilia, three camp ganked.
And she has a double kill.
That's wild.
How about, hey, what's up man?
Okay, we can leave the wave here.
Wait, Eve's over here?
Okay, let's go.
We walk.
We ward this bush.
I can't believe that went so incredibly poorly.
Uh, I think it's because something went wrong there.
I would have to go watch the bot to see it, but something went drastically wrong.
It was like, though, we only got flash queued.
I mean, the, the, the lily, I got flash queued.
The brand should have moved immediately, but he didn't.
So he was a little late.
Weona got there first.
I got slowed by Smulder.
And then I focused Leona's aftershock, which was my bad.
Because I could have just probably killed Eve.
The wave's in a decent spot here, though.
Oh, I suck.
Oh my god.
That was really awkward.
I think Leona could be coming bot.
I'm just going to sit here for a sec.
I could probably play further up,
so that Smulder can't get XP.
Because if, like, Smulder's in the bush and he gets XP,
I mean, we need to push this.
Like, I know Eve is behind us, but like, we need to shut this.
Okay, we can back.
Dude, what a weird game.
I wanted to fight them harder on the- because they were tanking the wave the whole time,
so I wanted to fight them.
But I'll be honest, I was like, my attention was split between trying to pay attention to the Eve
and trying to pay attention to the 1v2 that was happening in the lane at the same time.
Like, it was kind of hard.
Have you played BF2042?
I don't know what that is.
Big fucking 2042? I have not.
Battlefield? Ah.
No, I'm a terrible video gamer. I play League of Legends because
it's my job and I just don't, like, I don't get to play other games.
So I, I hate myself.
I'm sure it's fun. Leona's coming bot.
This is a crazy game. Leona's somewhere in Bot River so I gotta, I can't walk up.
I think I can cheese though.
Like, let's see if Smolder walks up and I can arm.
Maybe we can get his ulti.
I mean, his cleanse.
Welcome to the League of Draven.
That man EED ON TO THE WAVES!
I gotta be real, man.
I don't think Eing onto the wave was the play.
Yo, X-Curian, thank you for the fuckin' 18 months, man.
Welcome back.
Appreciate it a lot, dude.
I mean, yeah, we could do this, but...
I mean, I just...
I gotta help him with Dragon if I don't.
Uh...
It's not gonna go well.
I wanna go back, but...
Dude, what is this Smolder doing?
He keeps overextending.
I think I misplayed that.
I think I could've lived.
Damn.
Okay, that's worth anyway,
because we got our Magi Stacks.
Okay, hear me out.
Is it ever a Rageblade Rush?
Because I can buy the item?
Or is that really troll?
You know what? I'm gonna try it.
Just because I can actually buy the item right now, I'm gonna try it.
Like, I don't think it's super good, but I need to try and get this dragon, or this dragon.
I need to try and get this turret.
I'm a little scared of Eve, because I think Eve could be bought right now.
I do have ult, so if she does gank, like, oh yeah.
Not bad, we got her ulti, not bad.
Damn it.
I needed to land that Q.
I'm actually a little sad, because I feel like I should have played that better.
I think Bork is probably still good.
I imagine it's not that bad.
Oh my god, we did it.
Oh, nice channel, bro.
Oh no, oh he is dead.
Yeah, I don't know about that one.
Hold on.
I'm not gonna lie to you boys,
this is one hell of a fucking game.
Was Kung Fu fightin'?
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Can I actually take this?
This is really scary.
But I think I got it.
Grubs are OP.
Damn it.
I have that if I,
if I had my spell if I had to I killed them there wow that guy's gonna live
wait what is happening oh my god brands oh my branding God I just they got
picked up my cannon brand this song is dedicated to you I think I should be
mid we're getting murdered on the map right now bringing fire the ring of
fire burns burns burns the ring of fire the ring of fire did this fewer I'm
getting double teleported on what the fuck oh no nobody saw that nobody saw
that it was an accident it was a lag where's Eve where's Eve where's Eve
where's Eve hold on where's Eve oh he's behind me okay we're chilling
are we going deeper I don't like this but I'm down all right fuck it we
commit we bald I think we should leave boys okay what's up pepper hair I come
on with sense I don't just instantly died Eve okay let's go to Baron see it's
right and then holy fuck I do damage well well wait let's go in we don't
even need dragon why don't we just end I don't get it I'm 3 out of may do we get
his ends okay we got another game in let's go my bad my bad my bad I was
still in the Varus playlist give me a sec alrighty boys and girls that was
actually a fun ass Varus game by the way it was kind of fun well we did a
lot of damage wait Varus actually kind of felt OP but he felt pretty good
Interesting. All right, chats. How are we feeling today?
Welcome to the stream. How is everybody's a wonderful day going?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We need, uh...
We need to do our tier list at some points. We'll do it this week.
We need to do this patch tier list.
We need to make some content and stop being a bad streamer.
Not bad, though. Not bad.
Then we can discuss the video game.
Did I come back after dinner last night? I did.
We played for another three hours
It was a lot of League of Legends gameplay
It was great righty. What are we playing today?
No, jungle shavanna
mid
Furry I forgot her name, but she's a furry
Wait, why is everybody on my team an animal? Well, you guys see this, right? I have team furry
What do I pick?
Wait, they
Jinx like I mean I could play jinx here since they locked these two in
I'm just wondering have to pick something furry
If my mid does I have to okay never mind. We're chilling. No, he broke it. He broke it. It wasn't me
It wasn't me. It wasn't me
He broke it first. But yeah, anytime you see a seraphine
You can lock in pretty much any
any hyper scaling AD carry and just go 10 CS a minute.
Like any AD carry that scales really well,
you wanna lock it in when you see a Seraphine.
So like Jinx is good, right?
Xeria's good.
Stuff like that, right?
Anything that just has good scaling.
Because you know that the game is gonna be a scaling game.
I kinda wanna take Absorb Life,
but I think Jinx has to have presence of minds.
Jinx uses too much mana.
Like if I don't take presence of mind, it's gonna feel real bad to play Jank's mid game.
Our team comp's weird.
We don't have a good answer for Fiora and Kasadin if they get fed, so this is gonna be one hell of a game.
Hopefully Fiora and Kasadin don't get fed, and then we can just chill.
Cause yeah, oh, thank God.
A second chance at the furry comp.
Not bad.
Dude, this song reminds me of, what was the wrestling game?
I played it so much when I was a kid.
It was like the WWE game.
Because I think this is like the WWE theme song for like Raw or some shits.
Way back in the day, I can't remember.
I don't feel jungle.
Okay, what we playing?
I mean I could play Lilia, I could play Carthus, I could play Dr. Mundo.
Again, I just want to be money that of
Kendred dude, I suck at Kendred
Kendred is like a really unique playstyle you have to play her a lot. I
Also, don't think she's very good right now right now. It's like Power Farm meta. Okay. Hear me out guys
What do we think of going dr. Mundo here
Hear me out. What if we do them dr. Mundo throwback jungle
The throwback from the Geronimo Jungle arc two years ago. Wait a second. I actually have never read this ability until now
This only works on basic abilities that like worked on all haste globally. I was wrong
What is my team comp? Oh my god. All right. What would Mundo listen to if he was listening to a song while at
the gym
Like I mean, it's sure it's gotta be like this, right?
like it's gotta be like it's gotta be like something like this hold on I need
to get some water oh my god I need to get water bro
you guys can enjoy the moonbow song gotta be I'm gonna get some water I really
hope they don't invade my blue so what did they invade my blue I told you guys
tell me if they invaded my blue what are you doing hold on your first
Problem, Garen?
Was thinking that I am a normal jungle player and will start at my camp.
That was your first mistake.
Little did you know I'm retarded.
My statement stands.
What are you doing, bro?
Joke's on you.
If I don't know what I'm doing, how are you gonna know what I'm doing?
Joke's on you.
Moncmento indeed.
state is getting pretty thin so might as well stream how about yours never get
bored hey now play in Mundo gonna smash them kill them hey now play in Mundo
gonna go in hit them play in Mundo is super fun Mundo is okay what the fuck
What the fuck do I buy?
I haven't jungled Mundo in seasons, I don't know what to even buy.
Like I don't even know if I should buy Bombys here, I don't even know if this is correct.
I don't think it is, but sorry, I'm fine, I was choking on some water, don't mind me,
wait excuse me?
I mean I'm gonna keep it real, I don't know what the fuck just happened.
She like flashed, one shot the guy, managed to live, dude holy shit, legit like choking
on fucking water. Fucking throat hurts. Push the wave. Just push the wave. Like just, just
push the wave. Just push the wave. Why are you fighting? I hate this game. I'm tilted.
I'm tilted. Just push wave man. Okay. I'm diving. Wave is focus. Not fight. I'm tilted.
I don't need to be rude.
I'm just frustrated is all.
Because I made a mistake.
What is happening right now?
Why did that guy die?
Like you could have just left and I would have killed him.
I think I'm gonna lose a bunch of fucking grubs.
We're gonna lose six grubs in the game.
I don't really have a choice though.
It would have been good to get grubs with Trundle,
but we gotta get Drake.
Of course you're gonna get caught, right?
Eh, it's just gotta happen.
We need to get this dragon, though.
Like, we need to just get this.
Because they're gonna get grubs,
so we need to at least trade the drake.
Where they're not getting grubs.
Wait, I should go get grubs.
Yeah, I'm gonna be real.
I don't know if I can walk up there and help that.
Oh, nice job.
I wish you'd gone bad.
Yeah, where's your camps, man?
What are these respawn timer?
Like, why, what is happening
in this guy's fucking camps, man?
I walk over here.
His fucking wolves are down,
But his gromp is up then his rates are down. What is happening? What is this talent? Like what is this fucking papping?
Also am I losing my entire jungle on repeat by the way to this fucking Garen?
Like is this Garen literally taking my entire jungle on repeat? So like fuck man. This is such a weird game
When's dragon up? I need to check one minute
Fuck we need to go to dragon ASAP. I also want to get level 11
Mundo level 11 is a really big deal.
We gotta push the waves in so my team will actually do the objectives.
Okay, now badden.
Okay, we go to dragon.
Oh, this is like the perfect Mundo song right here.
Now we're playing Mundo.
Now on his own raids.
You're not giving him my bot camps.
No, he does not get to take my 5 bot camps.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You don't get to do that, friends.
Yeah, you kill his dumbass.
Don't know what my next item is about to be why am I spending more time pushing the lanes in then my team is
His reds up Talon's gonna be going to his red right now. What the fuck am I watching?
Am I supposed to go we on grease Mundo by the way?
Wait a second my turn to last 200 against 300 CS at 22 minutes
Okay, I never miss my okay. We can get off. We can get off fun. What am I watching?
Yes, and Talon can smite it
while you do that. They have it awarded. We don't have pink. I think my I think he
might be retarded. He goes I was like feeling so like I get this is funny but
this isn't fun. Mr. Trundle can you not troll? The game is based on objectives
and doing them as a team. We need a pink and to do baron. Seraphine, buy a pink. Why does
my support not have pink wards? Buy a pink. Why is this the hardest game in existence?
Like the enemy talent is one in seven.
Why is this the hardest game ever?
I don't think I ever want to be a jungle man
in my entire life.
Playing this specific game right now has reminded me
why I hate this role.
You can unironically be up three levels,
45 CS,
or 145 CS,
Every objective and your teammates will still find a way to do nothing then die play with me
Why are we in their jungle man?
Can you kill this guy?
Literally, I don't know what more to do.
I'm like running at these people taking the fucking world objectives.
Oh my god.
Guys, can you push the weight?
Oh my god.
Welcome to the League of Draven.
This game was so much fun until it wasn't.
Yo, switch! Take it to the prime! Welcome back, buddy!
Or anything, Ash, at school, dude.
Don't worry about it, bro.
Holy shit, dude.
You know how we win this game? I have to run at them.
That's how we win this.
I have to literally walk at them.
With my 10,000 fucking HP cock.
That's how you win. You just walk at them.
They use all of their cooldowns on you because they're not very smart and then you manage to win.
Bro, I don't want to jungle ever again. Chat, can I ask you guys a question?
Are there any junglers in the chat? Do you guys genuinely enjoy jungling? Be honest.
Like that was miserable. I gotta be, I gotta keep it 100% honest with you guys. That was
like, I don't even, like I could not have been further ahead of this talent the entire game.
And getting these like four people to just simply walk over and hit the fucking objectives
It's like playing chess and and your your chess pieces
Like spit in your face as you try and move them
You're like dude, we should take the king and then they turn around I spit in your fucking face
And you're like, oh, that's cool. Well, we should still take the king and then they spit in your face again
That's wild
How much did fleet heal me by the way?
5,000 healing from Fleet Footwork!
Oh my fucking god!
Alright, well we're doing good.
We're almost at 200 LP again today. Not bad, not bad.
I will take the W.
Anyway, how is everybody's day going?
Thank you, Switchkill, for the five months.
I don't remember if I said thank you earlier, but I appreciate it a lot.
You're a real one.
We are now halfway back to where we were a week ago.
We're halfway back to 400 LP.
We're closing in.
Dude, you know what's insane about climbing through Masters, by the way?
You guys want to know what's kind of crazy about climbing through Masters?
The better stats you have individually in this elo,
the worst chance you have to win.
Like, like I can drop 10 CS a minute on 80 carries
Left and right or like nine, right?
And
I'll just lose the game. I'll be like three and two or three and one
I'll lose the game with NTS a minute because my teammates don't want to like play around that
So you have to literally like walk to every team fight
Zug-zug every single fucking thing your teammates are doing
You just have to like naturally like drift over and help them out be stupid
Like, if they're being dumb, you're like, oh, time to go, it's like an orbit.
You have to go like, pull them.
It's like, you know that, as you can see that meme of the deer, who is drowning in a pool,
some guy literally lifts him out of the pool, puts him on the fucking side of the pool,
and the dumbass fucking deer jumps back in.
That's what it feels like to play in Masters.
That's genuinely what it feels like.
It is like, you are constantly trying to get people to not int.
Yo my mental is uh, it was a little shaky earlier but we monk-ventiled our way back.
We managed it.
We monk-ventiled back.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Dude, I refuse to play with Senna.
Genuinely though, I fucking refuse to play with Senna, but she that makes me upset.
I am a Senna lover and I still get upset at Senna.
I'm first picking AD.
I was gonna ask you guys what AD you wanted me to see play this game,
but I'm gonna be a hundred percent real.
If I'm first picking and I have a jungle panty on top,
protecting it's probably just MF.
MF is just such an easy blind pick.
Cause she's just good in general.
MF abuser.
You're goddamn right, bro.
I'm dude.
I mean, I'll abuse anything right now to get to a fucking to get higher.
You lose 350 LP.
Actually it was only 300.
You lose 300 LP.
in like three days, you tell me.
You don't wanna just fucking
play anything you can to get it back.
Now my fucking, my self-respect went out the window
when I lost all my LP.
Hell no.
Whoa, what is our team comp?
I kinda like it, but it's also really scrappy.
Like it doesn't make sense.
We have,
I mean I like our team comp, it's just weird.
I think what's throwing me off is the pantheon jungle.
I think our team comp would be fucking god tier if this pantheon was like...
a sig-wani.
Or if this pantheon was like a lilya.
Right? Like any of those would be so fucking good.
I think that's why I'm like, it looks weird.
You know?
da-bum-ba
ba-ra da-da-ba-ra da-ba-ta-ba-ta-ba-ta
ba-ra da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-sing
n' b-sad e, n' b-sad e
oh, steady. I haven't seen this kind in a while.
Did voltage lose, like, 300 LP, bro?
oh, my god.
my support
was 670 LP two days ago.
Oh no.
Voltage.
Please tell me you actually play well.
We will rock you!
We will rock you!
Rock you!
We will, we will rock you!
What the fuck is my Warwick doing?
With the enemy Warwick.
Better put you back into your place!
Damn, my way is just gonna three-way, or two-way crash.
Actually, we got a warden.
That's not bad.
Yo, who digs this song, though?
Do I have any jammers in the trap?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
I want you in my room.
Night together.
I want you in my room.
Ooh, that's not good.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
We're about to take it in.
The fucking ass cheeks five warwick.
he will kill us now it will not be too fun i messed up barriers so we can kind of stay
but i gotta be really care what the fuck am i watching man okay i'm gonna lose my mind
man boltage use the bushes you are a melee support my god damn bro losing my fucking mind
Dude I have never won a game with voltage. He like somehow always gets autofilled
Like he's never the 80s always the support when we play this and he somehow always like
Doesn't do the support fundamentals
Bush
I'm dead. I don't know man
I'm gonna lose my mind. I'm gonna lose my mind. I'm gonna lose my mind. I just died just eight fights on repeats
like we knew where we could be bought there right like just just chill man we
still have a good team comp it's just like Jesus fucking Christ like I I'm
gonna be honest man I think a lot of these little trades we're having in
lane are really awkward okay so pantheon's here now now we can actually
go because oh my god the music is perfect for this game it's perfect you know
what's funny I think voltage is actually a good player I think he just needs like
direction there's like a lot of people in league that are actually really good but
they don't think for themselves like they don't like if somebody tells them
what to do they'll do it really well right but they can't like think for
themselves without somebody telling him what to do. Does that make sense? But
they're not bad. They just like don't see the situations that like you need to
play on certain timers and stuff. But like they can play the situation correctly
when they need to, but they don't see that it's like time to force that
situation. Like right now we know Warwick could be here. Like this is not a
time to force the situation. Because like we don't know where they are
and this guy's playing really far up right? So like we could just be
getting four man right now like we don't know this is one of those moments like we
don't actively look for fights because Warwick could be on bot side of the map
right now like that's very obviously bait but we staying at like 10 mana like
we know Warwick is very likely here until we see him top we literally just
sit here and wait okay Warwick was bot the whole time look now he went mid now
we're chilling I was well played that was my bad I typed it and then I didn't
Listen to my own advice because hand down was like zug, zug, zug aroo.
Ah, it's so bad.
Like, there's literally no reason to fucking ever do that, dude.
Bro, can you just come to Rift, man?
Please?
It's so free.
Let me just back off.
I mean, we'll freeze them in precious situations.
I mean, I do too.
If it's something I don't, I'm not confident about.
Like, if it's something that I like second guess myself about, I can freeze up, too, right?
Like, I'm not special.
It's just like, that's why I was saying like, you can,
I can tell that some people are good players, but it's really awkward because if I can tell
them when to go in, how to go in, give them the confidence to do it, because they're second
guessing themselves in their head if they should do something.
Where it's almost always better to just turn your brain off and then as long as you're
trying to learn from your brain being off, it's better to have the brain off and just
not overthink the decision.
I don't think there's any reason to use sums there.
I'm just bad.
I'm just gonna type my bad.
I mean, it's just my bad.
I'll be real.
I kind of want to go Swifty's this game because it's cheap and they don't really have like that much stuff that either is good against
Like Merck's or I really need the lifesteal
There's literally not not a single thing to life steal off of
Not one thing
Little bit of teen what I see little bit Sandra in the Sun a little bit of Mary on that phone
You makes me your man. Yeah, I wish you go top
What was that? That was the first game. I think I've ever won with voltage. I gotta honor him
I gotta do it. I gotta do it. I gotta honor him
I don't think I've ever won a game where he was supporting me. He played it. Well
His early game was trash, but like outside of the early game. He played really good
Everybody that I got carried I
Got like hard carried that game like I did my job and everything but yeah, I mean I made some questionable decisions
I am not the best when it comes to making sure I don't just int sometimes.
Please quit and never type again. Any length is when lost.
Oh my god. What a funny game. What a funny game.
Alright guys, I've been streaming for about 7 hours.
I'm actually going to do the same thing I did yesterday.
I'm going to split my stream into two streams because I want to go eat some food.
Like I feel like today's stream has been fucking sick
Like today has been such a good fucking stream. I'm gonna be real like start to finish good vibes
Everybody in here chilling
Enjoying themselves the chat's been active today's been a great stream man. I want to say thank you guys for
Making my stream great today. I appreciate you
Those are awesome. It's all I'm gonna do a second stream later, but a
A lot of people, you know, like if you got shit to do, I get it, but I'll be live in a
few hours for a secondary stream.
But if you are new to the chat or I stream every single day, if you are interested in
joining the community, you can join the Discord.
You can find out about, I'm going to start doing a lot of coaching very soon.
So you can find out about coaching in the Discord channel because my wrist needs
rest and you can also join all the socials like the tiktok the facebook the twitter all that shit
the youtube i don't know why i say facebook it's like i have instagram all like nobody uses facebook
in this day and age but it is one of those but yeah thanks for watching guys i appreciate it thanks
for everybody hanging out thank you for all the subs thank you for all the donos i appreciate
everything guys uh you guys are awesome i appreciate you guys a lot all right lads i
I hope you have a wonderful rest of your evening.
Here, I'm just gonna, I guess I'll host fucking what's his face.
I will give a raid to Voltage.
He's a smaller streamer.
He's a hard stuff dog shit 80 carry player.
But you know what?
He carried me this game.
So if you want to watch him, watch him.
If not up to you, but I'm gonna raid him.
I'll see you guys later.
I hope you guys have a wonderful rest of your day.
If I don't see you later on the second stream.
Bye.
Buggits.
Enjoy, boys.
Go be nice, OK?