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His name is dual lisa
pork dual lisa
Shit what a gamer no who you are lucky
We got both his pots
We do and miss the song there. I'm assuming he's gonna come back
my cannon yeah I'm assuming he's gonna TP oh my god I've missed so much CS like I
unironically missed so much CS I'm okay with that actually yeah what the
boys go board egg hmm I could go TP like a TV back here and probably shouldn't
I'm kind of playing with fire over just like I want to stay so I can
actually buy something on my back timer, but not bad.
You're nothing knight.
So it is hard for him to actually kill me.
You're a beast.
You're insane, Lissandra.
You're a gamer.
You think Renekton stayed?
The answer was yes.
Ha ha!
I was like, I wonder if he actually stayed?
I don't think it's a good play to stay for him,
But I definitely, um, I definitely fell for it.
Cause yeah, I mean that play is really risky because he has ignite.
So if I don't die there and I just back, he wastes like two or like the full minute of tempo.
I mean, I'm really fucking strong.
I definitely want to get this turret, but I need to be a little care.
Like I want to try and poke her before I go for it.
She shouldn't have TP yet.
1100 gold.
Damn, I need one more wave for my item or I need to like back and sell my thing.
Damn, that Darius died with ignite and flash out.
I think I'm just dead.
Oh my bad, I should have hugged my ward.
I don't know why I wasn't hugging my ward there.
We should still be fine.
But, I mean that was needless death.
Like I was pure ego man.
I was thinking about something like not game related.
My brain was like.
Alright, so this guy has no ult, this guy has no ult, Stragons in 1.
We should get Grubs.
I don't want to give them Grubs with a winning top lane.
It's like really bad in my opinion.
I'm pretty sure he has TP now.
We win very very very hard on top side of the map right now.
Cause I have a full item, I don't know if it's under it.
We could, I don't want to trade.
We should not trade Grubs though.
Huh.
Well, they got dragon
We should try and get grubs ace up. I could back here actually too
Is it's like a more ago mark trades?
It might be I really want to get grubs men like we should not be giving them that I need the back
I have so much golds
Getting on this one gold when we're gonna be playing for grubs in a second. It's really bad
They're gonna look for a play mid here hundred percent
They don't have any other choice really. I don't know man giving six grubs because my brand is a pussy
doesn't seem very good my team is not doing very well but I think it's okay as
long as we as long as we keep playing well ourselves I think it's fine it's
fine because yeah we lost we have full mid-prior like I took their turret and
everything we have full mid-prior right now and we're losing objectives on the
map which makes no sense you run down to me well I was hoping my ball lane
would rotate. They should rotate out of bot lane now. I don't know if they will, but
they should. Because that Lulu's been roaming so much. We should have a free ass fucking...
we should have a free ass lane. Just because Lulu's been roaming so much. I'm gonna walk
through this drake even though I don't think we need to, but I'm so strong. I think
Forcing this dragon if they try and fight us. It's probably a good idea. Yeah, and we're just losing so many objectives
It definitely feels like the homies don't want to do the objectives, that's what that's what this feels like
As should be made. I'm gonna push one wave and then go back and buy IE. I kind of want to get a ma
or maybe a
Maybe I should get a
QSS
Because if I get QSS, I think I'll be actually unkillable by Lissandra because if she holds me she dies if she holds herself
Like I can't die
So I think it's like a win-win. We need some vision. I can't play on the map anywhere without vision
Arsona is not putting words down, which is really frustrating
Because like I said, I want to be able to play on the map, but there's just gonna be so many like
like gaps in vision that I'm not going to be able to play around.
I just got like literally ulted for my entire HP bar while my team stood mid.
Okay.
I'm getting really frustrated that these two are just literal AFK players.
Like they don't, they're not interacting with anything on the map.
They're just standing mid, pushing one wave, standing mid.
Like my Ezreal is not playing Ezreal correctly.
It's getting really frustrating.
Like Ezreal should be playing really far forward Q spamming on repeat.
Like basically his entire kit is just walk forward, like play here, like ward here, ward
here and then play really far up.
And as he's playing like super far up, I'll see.
I think I'm going to go, I think it's an RFC angle.
But yeah, I think QSS will be good, but maybe I don't need it either.
I don't know.
How did my team just die mid when I was being chased by two?
What?
I gotta be real, I'm a little confused.
Like, how are you guys losing so bad? I have 6kp, I've been non-stop, flashed on, every ulti on repeat.
You have 1kp is the 80 carry.
You're down in form.
Ooh, maybe it's an 80 carry kinda day.
If these are the 80 carry players that I'm gonna go versus if I play AD today, I'm gonna be challenger tomorrow.
this is sad my support has no words down either like literally zero I can't
believe the lack of words this guy has as well you're gonna queue in a poke you
got this problem we a hundred percent by the way go to Baron hair not bad
noise now I am curious if I should just get a QSS I kind of want to like
pardon me once they just grab a QSS and then I'll never die again well not to
Miss Underholtz. I could get Ma as well, but like, he was just probably better? I don't know.
So I really don't want to A-Ram right now, but I don't know if I have a choice. I feel like if I don't
walk with my team right now, they are going to get caught. Nice! Oh, my bad. Oh well,
it was one of those. I suck. Should I actually just finish this item?
It gives me life steal. I kind of want to oh geez. What is my dairies doing? This man is dead by the way
Like he's a level up, but I don't know if you can 1v2 the Lulu and the Renekton
He's got to go in the Lulu or he's gonna die. Yeah, like wait. What is this France?
Bro, what am I watching? Oh my oh my god. Oh
My god, they they like we made a play and they literally decided to int
Dude, like what is this elo? You make a play and your team runs it down three seconds after you make the play, right?
Like, like I inted under the turret. That was my bad
But I was like, okay, even though I'm inting, right?
In theory, it like I killed three people
So we're super far ahead. Let me see
Okay, that guy's gonna die
Interesting. Oh wow, there's fucking five people there. That's my bad. Oh
oh no yeah I don't do damage to that guy yet oh okay surely you guys win this
right you got this E nice well played some you guys should just play for Baron
or play for inhibs right like those are the two plays you guys got I believe
me guess Baron or the two inhibitors one of those two you guys got it wait
They're going for the only objective that's actually like really hard to take
That's a feels bad man
Just I say they leave yeah, they should just bail and then we go to
Baron here. I'm so dead. I
QSS
Nothing, but like why aren't we using cooldowns guys?
So now has all grand as all I just just fight
Thank you. Oh my god. Oh
Thank God
Yeah, like my team's just watching me go in 1v3. I shouldn't have done that, but that's crazy
They're also scared
They're like pissing themselves that I go. I don't know if we should say
Don't like the death timer changes. Oh, yeah
the death timer changes are going to be fucking sick really excited for that shit because
Right now good like macro and good tempo isn't were rewarded nearly as good as like
It will be.
Basically, if you understand how tempo works at the moments,
you get more reward for good tempo.
It like punishes people for making mistakes more.
So like, let's say you're in a lane, you know, and you die.
Now you can't just walk back to the lane before like, because you get home guards, right?
So the reason it kind of felt bad the last like year and a half,
two years whenever they did that change was because essentially what ends up happening
is you kill somebody they get home guards they spawn in like fucking seven seconds or whatever
six seconds it's like shorter than a recall so they get a free recall then they home
guards back to the lane and you can't push the waves in fast enough sometimes to where
like you deny them for dying so they just get to like collect the wave with no downside
And then sometimes they can even like teleport back, hold the wave, and now if you back, you're punished for getting a kill and winning lane
because they've held the wave, so you just bleed XP for like a full minute.
It's a really shitty way to play the game, where people don't get punished for bad gameplay.
So it's like, oh, I'm just gonna int for this, TP back, no punishment.
Or I'm just going to enter this, home guard back, no punishment.
Like, the punishments, you're down 300 gold, but like, being down 300 gold is worthless.
Because like, early game's not about golds, early game's about XP.
Because each level, early game is worth infinity more gold than you'll have.
Like, a level 3 versus a level 2 is infinitely more OP than like, a longsword versus no longsword.
You know what I'm saying?
like I think the death timer changes are fucking god god dear it's bringing it's
like fixing the game they we dumbed the game down for so long like the game's
been so dumbed down that people can just like play like dog shit and not be
punished for it now all these people that actually have to play good and that
can be punished are gonna get punished and it's gonna be fucking amazing
yeah I mean a hundred percent man it's like the domino effect of
of everything, everything snowballs off everything, right?
It's like the butterfly effect.
It's like every single thing,
snowballs off every single thing.
You're 100% right.
So it's like, if people can be punished more for bad,
for fighting early, that means that you don't get punished
as hard for taking ignite, right?
So you actually have like value in taking a summoner
that's not CP.
Then you can actually like impact the game
by taking a summoner that's not teleport.
If people get punished more for dying early,
and they can't just like,
they actually have to like,
like proxying is gonna be worse now, right?
Like you can still proxy,
but doing the like permanent proxy shit
is gonna be much worse than it is now.
Because every time you die when you're proxying,
it's gonna be like three to four seconds longer
to get back to lane,
which can mean that the next wave
you can't get the, you know how like boss will die
and then he has a timer to get back to the lane
before the next wave gets there.
He's not gonna have that same window anymore
because those four to five seconds
that he's gonna be walking the lane,
it's essentially gonna like gut his ability
to get to lane on the wave timer.
So that extra five seconds of travel time
that he has to do is gonna really fuck with him.
And it's gonna, and it's just like it just,
It messes with a lot of the like...
It basically slows the tempo of the game down when death timers are slower
and it makes it more meaningful when you get leads.
Because right now, it's actually kind of funny.
It's actually not even worth bot lane to go for kills early unless you can also push the wave in.
Like in Challenger and shits?
A lot of the time, they won't even 2v2 in like, like, look at pro play.
They barely 2v2 because if they die and their wave is fucked,
they lose more than they gain.
Because then the enemy just comes back.
They can't crash the wave in time,
or the enemy gets the prio from crashing the wave
from getting there early enough to push the next wave
because they died so fast.
And now you miss half a wave.
It's just so many stupid little things
that you can do while playing with the stupid current
death timers gives way too much ease so I'm totally fucking down man like fuck
bad gameplay being like benefit like fuck that shit I'm totally down now if they
want to fix assassins they have to assassins are still gonna be really
shitty mid until they fix the until they fix the roam timer on mid where
the waves crash at certain timers and shit assassins still aren't gonna be
played mid at high elo because you can't assassins only skill is being able to roam and they sack like half a wave to roam
But if you're sacking one wave to attempt a roam every time you're roaming and sometimes you're even sacking a plate and a wave
It's never gonna be worth
Bro every time I pick mouths they pick smolder dude fuck this
These people don't even play smolder
They just like every time a big mouth they pick smolder because it's a free fucking lane phase for this guy
I do know how to beat him
Basically you get level two and then you shove him in on repeat and he can't really play the game early
That's all I can really do against smolder
Because he's it's a lot harder from the stack
At these really really early levels. It's much harder to stack when the
When the waves being shoved in because he can't
He has to use a lot of mana on like W and E and shit to like try and form
So basically if you can just shove him in on repeat like this it puts him in like a really
awkward spot where
He's gonna have a lot of trouble
The problem is smolder just will eventually get to the point where he can one-shot me and my minions
Or you can kill the wave and the minions and then it just turns into this like
It turns into this really dog shit fucking situation where I can't use my voidlings to push because smolder can just kill
He just killed him a lot of people only pick smolder because they know it
counters mouths are though
Your crabs give a stack. Yeah, they do. That's the shitty part about smolder vs. Mouse
It's literally like a hard mouths counter
because every one of his like everyone my crabs gives him a stack so like later
on in the game when he has this like when he has his first upgrade Q or
whatever right he just fucking starts perms stacking on me and it feels like
dog shits I just killed this guy oh okay I rumble didn't even want to try
Okay, don't get me wrong. I think
Malzahar can win against smolder
But it's definitely
very smolder favored
Because I've won this matchup before but not because I deserve to win a lot of time
It's because the smolder players don't know like that like if you go look I bet you this guy doesn't play smolder
I bet you just picked it because
Like it's pretty likely just picked it because he wanted to like he saw that smolders a good counter
And I hate when the melee minion does that. Oh, he has his Q upgrade that sucks versus waving
On a good note, it's really hard for him to without getting ganks
It's actually pretty hard for him to get me off the turret so I can just sit there
As long as I ward I can actually take plates pretty easy in this matchup
Unless he like all wins me. We can fight this. I have ult dude
Like this is actually fightable
Or not
Okay, I guess we didn't want to fight that and this rumble really doesn't want to be aggressive
I mean my bad. I didn't like I just fucking ran it but
Because we we have gpr. I have my arm
But I guess we just I just don't want to play super safe when I have prior mid the whole game
This is like one of my biggest pet needs about flying in after here
The players and masters don't fight when they have prior
Like I can Pryo mid all day long and my teammates will never try and fight with my Pryo.
I don't know if it's because they're not used to people using their Pryo.
Right, like I don't know if it's because like the Master of Flares aren't used to people actually rotating
or not used to like people trying to help each other and like all that shit.
I don't know what it is, but it's definitely an interesting little thing that happens.
Like really often.
Because like even though I'm playing Malz, it doesn't matter because I have six.
What I'm in yet is was I should have just not walked over there. That's my bad
I'm so dead. I think we just lose
My bot lane is Blitz Samira losing to Zary karma and my rumble is forcing fights
My rumble is forcing fights that we physically can't play but and he's not forcing fights that we can
So this is gonna be a very frustrating game for me because I keep like having cryo
but they're like first of all Samira losing to Zerri as you should probably
stop playing lead emergence at that point. I don't know that's mean but probably if you
can't win in a blitz Samira matchup versus Zerri you don't know how that
champion works. That's a free fight but I mean maybe I should just sit mid like
maybe I should just stop roaming and just sit mid because every time I've tried to do
something on the map it has failed like right now I don't even have six but
I'm like roaming bot and yeah I mean they're just insane I mean I don't know
what they want me to do I just for bit yeah I mean you fucking suck bro you
guys are losing an unrucible balling matchup it's actually just painful
like I'm I'm getting punished because I'm winning mid that's what's happening
I'm being punished for this because I'm not staying mid. I'm trying to help the team. I should just stay in mid
But the problem is it's like my ball lane needs to snowball because they don't snowball
They will lose the game. Oh God my ad carries an X challenger player. Oh
That's so bad
Why I don't respect challenger
Like I'm telling you straight out like I don't respect challenger because like you can have people like this guy
I do the Samira who are like losing to a masters player.
It was like bad games happen.
I'm having a bad game too, but I don't know, man.
To me, it feels kind of awkward.
Oh, well.
I mean, I'll take the L.
I just could have just never roamed this game
and probably done better.
It is one of those, man.
I should never go to the lane that's losing ever.
Like, it sounds toxic, but I think
That's just how you play it.
Because if you try and help your teammates when they're getting railed this hard, you just give up your own agency.
I mean, that's just my gun.
Wait, why does this guy have hail of blades?
Wait, there's no world hail of blades to marry, that's good.
That guy should just go...
Fuckin' fleet or some shit.
I do think this game is done, though.
But it said, Smolder outscales me, so we have to use the fact that I'm stronger than him early to win the game.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna get fucking railed.
Like, look at this shit.
I'm just fucking dead.
Yeah, it's not playable.
I mean, I did learn...
I should not go to losing bot lane.
That's like, it's like something I could learn from this game.
I should never go help a losing bot lane.
You can maybe help losing top, but not bot.
Bots do snowball even when they're losing, it's like too hard.
You just gotta let them lose.
Cause like, if they're losing in a kill lane like that against Xerri, they're pretty outclassed
which means I have to play, I shouldn't go down there, it's not me.
Cause like, I think I could have sat mid and actually beat this, no, I'm not even kidding.
Cause he got every kill other than the like, one that he got just now, when I was roaming.
So if I just sat mid, I think we'd just be, I'd be 10 CS a minute and I wouldn't
have lost my lane.
My top two decent, but maybe that is just sort of my bad. I do think we four but though
When Balan loses this hard, it's pretty much un-wonderful
Like if Balan was going even even up little the games still wobble, but like
They lost so hard that it's pretty hard to play. I mean they do win 2v2 if
what's
landed hooks
Like this which hasn't landed a single hook the whole game where we're being flamed by the blitz one trick who's
Landed two hooks in 16 months
legal legends for our legal legends
And I'm down to something else
Like I I mean small there's gonna carry the game regardless
We don't anybody they can deal with that guy
We just go next
It's just a massive massive support difference game that happens sometimes
Support's one of those roles that's like too important, and if you get somebody who's
just like hard death, you obviously lose games.
We're blue side, so they have the advantage to begin with.
It looks funny, I don't even know if I can kill this smolder, you can fight full combo
him, I don't know if I can actually kill him.
Or about to find out.
It was closer than I thought it would be, considering he already has 254 stacks.
God damn.
I, I can't pick Malz if people can play Smoldermid.
Cause it, it's happened so much that it's like a constant like people actually just straight up counter pick me with Smolder now.
So I think, and I don't want to ban it cause like banning Smolder is such a waste of a ban, right?
It's one of those things where it's like I just have to last pick.
Like if I, if I pick Malz and they pick Smolder, I just am so countered and stupid.
But if I pick, uh, like if I don't, like say they pick Smoldermid and I haven't picked yet, I can just pick Lucian and I just auto win.
So it's like, it's not worth banning this champion.
It just feels awkward.
I mean, I think the only way we can win this game is if we can kill smaller ones.
Maybe if we can get a kill on him, but dude, he's...
This guy is so fucking strong.
Dude has 280 stacks, man.
Yeah, this is crazy.
No, I just shouldn't ever roam this game.
That's my bad.
If I had never roamed this game, I'm pretty sure we'd just won the game.
I died so many times, so like, stupid shit.
And I put myself behinds.
So their only play is to kill Smulder somehow.
If we can kill him, maybe we can win.
I don't even think it's work deep into this, by the way.
I think Smulder's gonna come back to us.
I was this guy so fucking tanky.
Oh, he's got wits in.
What?
This guy rushes wits in second against GBE?
Just for me and Rumble?
Holy fuck.
That's insane, what a beast.
Now he's striking up.
I need a pan that seems...
I don't really know how to function in a game right now.
I'm definitely dying too much, but...
I'm just trying to create pressure on the outside of the map.
But it's probably a bad plan.
Yeah, my bad.
I think once I get a pen item, I can maybe be useful.
Yeah, I mean, it's just...
Your turd has been destroyed.
I mean, I should have stayed mid. It's my bad.
If I stayed mid the whole game, I'm pretty pretty sure I would have been destroyed.
Oh, I would.
I'm down to play games out, but like...
They have a fucking smolder with like 300 something facts
Little 16 bro like I'm out of a game. I
Don't know how I don't know how this is going to kill him. He's got a karma shield
And they have a fed series in a four-at-em's area four-at-em smolder
And we don't have like a lot of damage damage
Richie P against
rock throw
I don't think there's any worlds that I can actually interact with that play.
I've seen one that would.
So I think even if I TP, it's the bad TP whether or not.
I don't want to die there, but I was going to die right away, so...
At least I have a wood staff now.
I mean, bro, I can't function in these fights without wood staff.
It's not going to happen.
They have too much of R.
I mean, you saw, like, I eat the...
I eat that fucking Rallioms now?
It's your damage.
Okay, how are we not whining about the fact that Samira's top right now is dragon coming up?
But we're mad that I died with no objective to up a map.
That type of shit's weird to me.
Like, there was no objective up? I died?
But I got a 2-2 turret.
Our Samira walked top?
Yeah, I mean, I'll come mid. I'm just gonna EW the bomb.
And I agree, we gotta just force-ify it.
But we just don't have... I mean, look at this.
I mean, let's ask to go in.
Somebody asked, but the reason we couldn't do that, Dragon,
was because we didn't have anybody in the plane with us,
or we didn't get vision before the objective.
So we had to walk into them when we had no vision.
That's why it's more important, like,
it's stupid, the stuff people care about.
It's like, yeah, I mean, I've played this game before.
There's so many little mistakes being made
by everybody in the game.
Like, kills don't matter.
They're not everything.
Macro is really important.
I mean, we just gotta wait a second.
We're pushing the waves, and...
Yeah, I mean, we have to flip it. We don't have a choice.
We didn't have a choice. We have to go for that.
We can't just sit on here. I pushed two waves here before it came, but...
Yeah, it's too hard.
Maybe they'll fuck up and we'll just win. Who knows.
Like, maybe they'll just genuinely mess something up on, like, a macro play.
And we'll just somehow win. Maybe.
I think what's gonna actually happen though is they're just gonna get Baron here
And we're not gonna be able to play the game, but
Let's see one of us should put bot or what we should do is I guess we just try and force a fight
We got the brands. Are we just gonna flip it? Fuck it. I say we flip it
They're not gonna walk mid unless they're idiots
push one more wave
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We cannot give these guys
We cannot give these guys vision control right now.
We killed two of them, we can actually get Elder here.
I mean I can't really play the game here.
Let me TP.
I missed the cannon.
Fuck.
Did they win this?
Surely you guys win this, right?
They have one cannon.
I don't know if they can actually do it with one cannon, but we'll see.
I don't know if they can.
We'll see.
I mean I think they can, but it'll really depend on the Aurelia.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh-oh, no this is really bad.
Wait, can Rumble actually ends?
Wait, Karma's up?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
My mic's dying?
Fuck, I'm sorry.
I didn't notice you guys were saying stuff.
I'm sorry guys.
Is that better?
Did I fix it?
Sorry, I wasn't looking at chat.
I was trying to focus on the game.
Wait, can you guys hear me?
Oh you can?
Okay, cool.
Yeah, I mean I was trying to focus on the game
because I ran it down kinda hard
I didn't want to like I wanted to try and win
Dude, I feel like at this at that point in the game. We just I
Can't believe we won this. You know what it was it was
The enemy team didn't know how to macro like they they kept well first of all GP and rumble were smurfing but
Like these two were obviously smurfing their ass off
But like we we had no business winning that game. I
think it was genuinely like
Rumble and GP carrying our damage, and then I was just pushing sidewaves
So I was just like non-stop pushing waves in so they couldn't get any pressure
That was all I was doing. I was literally just a wave pushing machine and then the other three were just doing all the damage
I want to play AD carry. These mid games are fun, but
Wow, we've been winning a lot of mid
But I can't play 80 okay, so we need a hundred and what 40 LP to get GM
What help here yet?
What worry where we at 3 30 3 28?
So we need what 480 so we need 150
Which is what 8 wins?
Yeah, that it's so much fucking grinding like dude
Climbing through the ranks is just a grind, like playing good and bad and everything's whatever, but like god damn
You got to climb so much LP. It was a very we just need to hit I
Stand by this by the way if we can hit GM
Like if we can get into like GM challenger MMR, I can probably climb the challenger in like a week. I
Stand by that. I think I can
GM Challenger MMR is easier than Masters. It actually is.
Like, genuinely it's easier.
Sorry for being kind of a whining bitch last game.
I was kind of tilted at myself and I'm also tired. I didn't get much sleep.
I'm going to take a leak.
Blue TFG set?
I have a love-hate relationship with the Blue TFG set.
I think it's a really fun set that's like
Fucked over by really bad balance
Is that better?
Did it fix a bit? I just have to buy a new cord for my mic
Every time that my cat plays with my mic cord so every like
every like I
Don't know like a year and a half my cat will eventually break my cord and I have to buy a new one
Yo, what's up boys?
Hello! Hello lads. How's everybody's day going? Are we FEELING?
Oh shit! Oh nice! I'll be right back.
I swear to god, if I go into the kitchen to get an energy drink and the Q-Pops, I'm gonna rage.
I'm gonna be pissed. I'm gonna get mad. Thank god. Thank god!
all right oh nice right when I sat down let's go already here we fucking go I
think it's time to play some fucking video up never mind I thought I was time
for video games it was not not yet not yet not yet yo chat what's your guys
favorite ad carry at the moments I assume some of you guys are ad carry
I would hope so that'd be interesting but I was like oh we just have I love to hate watch you and I'm back on
Mf. Oh good choice
Ezreal
Yeah, Israel's sick
He's OP too favorite gay streamer
Yeah, totally always love to play kaisa even when she's not meta guys is fun as fuck. I wish I was better at her
She's like one of those fun 80s, and I just suck balls at her
I mean, I could probably get good at her if I practiced her for a while, but she's got such like a funny playstyle.
You have to like train your brain to not use Q, like...
Oh, I got mid.
Or Q'd AD, and I got mid.
We can't say I didn't try.
Just saying. Like, you know, you can't say I didn't try.
Sportman, you're one of the first streamers that found Twitch years ago. Enjoy your stream.
Good to see other side thought process from doing things.
Ah, thanks, bro.
Appreciate it.
I'm a little washed now, but like, you know, work we out here trying to
entertain some homies and have some fun. I
Still absolutely fucking refuse to ban smolder. I will never ban that champion. I don't care
I can do either
So, okay in the years
God damn
And you've been around for a while
Seven years. Oh my fucking god
Do I even have new viewers anymore? Is everybody just old and senile?
We got the retirement home in this bitch
Ragnarrol's eight years eight months goddamn five months. You know what I still appreciate you
I could have AD middib and then Lily I would have been our solo AP. I
Should learn another AP mid. I only know two AP mids
Malzahar and Cassiopeia.
I should probably learn another AP mid.
Like I can play AD mid so I'm crazy I can just play every champ but wait oh yeah might.
Yeah man when I was learning Huay that shit went real well.
I think I'm 1 in 7 on Huay but that shit was terrible.
buffing cat. Dude I think Katarina buffs are too big. Straight up dude she's going to be
insane. Like the Katarina buffs don't make sense to me. I have no idea why they're buffing
that champ in the way they're buffing it. They're buffing her Q to be like 40 base
damage stronger that's insane I guess I could kaisa men do the like hybrid
shift build I could do like the rageblade Nashor's kaisa build men it
wouldn't be bad I've seen a lot of people do it or you could just go the
manamoon build right you go like the you can go like the ship build or you
can go the manamoon build both are fun the manamoon ones you just spam W the
You like have a little bit of auto-damage and shit. It's like hybrid
We're in vex vex is uh interesting. I
Don't think vex is good. I
Think I would get mad that the champion sucks
Like I'm okay if I'm bad at a good champion. I'm okay with that right so I'm like I'll get better
If I'm good at a bad champion like mouse a hard
is not a good champion. Like I will lose games because Malz is trash. Like
straight up I'll just lose because this champ sucks. Like I'm good at Malz but
it doesn't matter because it's like the champion is just trash right? It's just a
bad champ. He says his name is Ibreedmen. Alright chat let's do a
prediction. Let's do a prediction. Do we think I'm gonna win? Yes or no? Throw in
your prediction. Go for it. I do not like going versus Katarina with Conqueror. Katarina
with Conqueror is so fucking annoying to play against early. Because she can just all win
me. Incredibly early. I always miss that one. Like I always do it. I need to like figure
out why I miss that every time. And just not do it. It's fucking brutal man. He's
gonna take that and try and fight me. But I don't think he can. Do I want to push
the cannon wave I kind of do I can't can I cheat or recall mid is that possible it
might be possible I've never done this before but I'm down like we're about to
find out if I can like maybe this might be too greedy I don't know we'll see
because I think going back on that timer like that's like the perfect timer for
me to back but I'm gonna miss two minions so maybe it's bad hmm I don't
Oh. You know what the funny thing about mouse is?
Katarina can't, uh, she can't all in me without losing her wave.
So like right there, she tried to all in me or whatever, but I just pushed the wave.
Trying to wait for my passive.
Oh, what's up, Lilia?
How you doing, bro?
I'm pretty sure I'm okay, by the way.
Oh, am I dying here?
This is bad.
Uh, I need to wait for my passive again.
Oh, I'm so dead.
I'm not even gonna flash. Wait, maybe?
Yeah, I'm just dead.
Oh, I'm bad.
I don't know what it is.
What a weird rum timer from Bard.
I did not expect that rum timer.
The reason it's a weird rum timer
is because my Balvan was pushing the wave in
and he still walked mid.
It didn't make sense.
I have ult.
We could actually just kill them.
I don't know if we can do this dragon.
Maybe.
We would have to do it on such a weird tempo timer for mid. I don't think we can stop that
I mean I have six so we should be able to kill the Katarina, but
It's really up to my team
Because I can't kill her by myself. I have no mana. This is not very good. I have zero mana
And I have to save my R for fucking Katarina. I have very low mana
Just gonna play Ibro. I mean I'm just gonna R him if he does check
I'm gonna let him back. Oh, that guy's dead.
They don't know why they were making a play when I wasn't on the map.
Like that was just so troll, man.
Like, like what? That doesn't make sense.
Like Katerina has ignite, she's back, that's like her only back timer in the last five minutes.
And we were like, dude, we need to push right here right now.
that's so frustrating actually though like this guy has three kills and he
didn't do anything he walked to bot lane I mean I have a 20 CS lead in the
plate but that's about all I can do right now I mean I've had old this whole
time like if they wanted to get a kill they could this is really interesting
because like we actually win fights but I can't interact with the game right
now I had to save my I had to save my shit for Katarina if I don't save my
R for cat she just wipes us there that's why the fight looks so awkward
because I was like I can't ulti anyone this is good though we're in a good
spot now we just need to I actually went a very good spot we just need to
we better got I mean you're just getting ganked by your dear bro he
should have just dove the tower if he was gonna do that how was this
cat arena walking around the map impacting the game like this and we're
just letting her like what is the worst macro I've ever seen she literally just
takes ignite walks around the map hopes that somebody dies to her on
horrible timers and if they do cool if not well fuck rip you know I mean just
split the map bro yeah like this cat we just got arena man like you quite
literally just coin flips fight after fight after fight after fight you
You know what, I'm gonna get fuckin'...
I'm gonna get fuckin' Lucidity, fuck this.
I want my Ulti up, like always.
I think this game is gonna be about my Ulti being up,
not my damage, straight up.
We should try and take him in.
I have a massive fuckin' lead, by the way, holy shit.
I just noticed I'm like 10 CS a minute right now.
Katarina has like six.
Honestly, I'm pretty sure I'm dead.
Yeah, that fucking sucks, man.
Fuck, I knew that was gonna happen.
I- I shouldn't push the wave in and left, like, W'd it.
Man!
I knew it was gonna happen, because I knew Bard was mid.
That's just my bad.
That sucks.
Damn it, man, that was a huge mistake.
How is my AD carry getting solo killed?
That's wild.
Dude, I'm telling you, every game that I don't play bot, my bot hard fucking ints.
Like it's not even weakened, it's like a hard int.
I gotta stop getting caught by Bard and Udyr though.
They literally just perm a fight man, I don't know.
Like it genuinely feels like if I'm not perm fighting with them, even though I'm doing
the correct macro and shit, it feels like my team just runs it down.
And I died once this game, really stupidly, which was just a hundred percent my bad.
Okay, once we get right eyes, I think we're we're good. I'm gonna sit bot for a little bit because uh, I
Don't think Katarina can kill me with just work
And I don't think I want to be on top side of the map right now without
I don't think it's good to be top side of them else
Yeah, I could sniff that guy out a mile away
Pretty sure dear is gonna look for all the camps on
Bot side here. So I gotta be further back
Okay, I'm gonna go back. I got rise I
I do not think this is a good fight. We should not fight the strike. We have no vision of it, man
Like we're like the Ergot is strong, but like we're we're blindly walking into a dragon
We got to be careful of Bard. I said we just flip it. I mean I genuinely couldn't like get closer
You've got a R. I can't bro. If I are earlier
Here, Katerina will wipe us.
Don't save R when Garen is on me.
How the fuck is a Garen on top of Lilia?
Yeah, but like how do you not just run away?
Like we have four people peeling the Garen off the Lilia.
Like Milio can Q.
I mean I can R, I'm sure.
Like I'll just R with the Garen, but the Katerina will just kill us all.
Like I can do that.
I can try.
I just don't like that play.
I landed like seven Qs with Rylai's in that fight.
The problem is, I don't think our team does any damage.
How are you guys not able to kite Garen?
How does Garen even get on these people?
Do they get Bartolted?
I'm pretty sure Jhin is the issue,
not the Garen, by the way.
Like I would almost bet it's Jhin, not Garen.
Cause like, I refuse to believe this Garen
is somehow getting on four range champs.
Or like three range champs in Alillia.
Like I absolutely refuse to believe that he is somehow getting on those champions as a
Garen with no flash.
I don't understand how you let a Garen gap close on you like that.
It would have to be like a Bardar.
But my team has higher range than them.
So it's actually impossible.
I mean I guess I could just go walk in stand with my team and just coin flip every fight.
I hate doing that because I feel like that's literally the worst thing ever.
They shouldn't be...
The only reason the game is even harder is because my team is perm coin flipping every
fight.
I'm dead.
I mean, I don't want to play this one.
It's like, look at like...
Look at where Milio died, bro.
Nah, you guys suck.
Like, I didn't want to play mid this game and I literally only lost because the Cat
arena roamed through four wards to kill my bot lane. That mouse ults and a
phelios baron. Bro, I think the problem is Bard has, Bard has 19 kp and you have
eight. I think that's actually the problem by the way. Like let's let's keep
it real here. I could have played a lot better this game but you guys did nothing.
no one play AP this patch bro you're two four and three on Lillia oh I got a
mute I just got a mute all like I'm gonna be a hundred percent honest
listening to my teammates lose their lane this fucking hard and then blame me
like like I literally mouse committed to split oh my god I can't I got a mute
LoL players are the worst human beings to play with. My 100 LP master peeking
Milio is telling me that I should group up and force fights when there's no objectives up.
And then my Lilia is down three levels. My 80 carry is being solo killed on repeat bot.
like literally bot lane lost 2v2 then like you guys just suck like I'm sorry I
can't I can't be nice here I mean I'll just cue secondary support so at least I
can impact the game I mean I could play AD mid and probably win most of my games
in this year but Jesus fucking Christ I do this shit pisses me off like I got
a mute all it actually is so frustrating like you play with people
that are way lower LP than you, right? 39 LP top. This guy is literally just bad. Like,
you're a fiddle one trick trying to play Lilia. Just stick to your one trick. I don't even
know what this guy is doing. This guy is fucking never played Mirio in his life and he's
playing Mirio for some reason. But he's doing it against, like, he picked Mirio
And then he didn't actually play Melio correctly, they lost the lane.
So he picked Melio, never cued the top laner.
I don't know man, it's kind of gross.
How did a knight garen get on top of you when you're playing Melio?
I don't understand.
This guy is trash, he's just bad at the game.
But nah, I don't want to play Aphelios, Aphelios is trash champion.
When you walk Aphelios you are griefing yourself.
I can do a Phelios on a Smurf, but I'm not gonna play it on this account.
Good game.
Thank you for LP.
Homie, I don't know who you are.
I don't keep track of low master players, bro.
That's not my thing.
I'm proud of you.
You got some LP, bro.
Grats.
Like what?
Like, I don't even know who this Echo guy was in the game.
Like, should I even know who the fuck this is?
Cause I don't think anybody on the anime team played well.
to Bard. I feel like Low Masters is the weirdest deal ever. We're not even in Low Masters,
we're in like High Masters and this is still weird. I was considering going Zery this game.
I was thinking about it. I need something that can like fight with Yumi. Like Yumi
wants to be really aggro, right? Or you either want to be aggro or you want to
play for like really good scaling and then you want to have like safety for her.
So I needed to pick something with a dash, so it's either Xerri Ezreal.
It's like Xerri Ezreal both are really good with Yumi.
I'm not very good at Xerri, so I was like okay I could probably play some Lucian.
That's probably a better pick.
I don't know who my top laner is, but my man has been smurfing it a bit.
This guy is kind of popping off.
Look at this guy's fucking match history man.
what the fuck just kind of popping the fuck off I'm gonna mute all just cuz
like I'm doing it for my own mental like my my mental is volatile after like
being flamed by absolutely morons last game so I'm gonna go ahead and mute all
and we'll just chill and focus on the game you know easy holy shit my Umi is
dark harvest dude he's going in I gotta wait we gotta let it just full
shoving. The only thing that kind of sucks is like we don't want these guys to be able
to shove us in the whole game. Like if I just let these guys shove me in it's gonna be a
pretty miserable experience. Who do you think I can just kill this MF? Let's see, I'm gonna
do it once they... fuck I fucked up. Dude I was trying to get... if I told you what
happened you guys would be like oh that makes sense. I'm actually really frustrated.
We were level 2 first, but when I autoed the MF, the minion that was about to die right
here didn't die, so I ended up putting myself in a really dumb spot because I was trying
to get level 2 off of the minion.
I was trying to be like fancy, because we win that every time if I just hit level
2 or level 3 on that timer.
I just messed up.
That's why I'm on.
I'm sad.
Cuz that was such a free fight and then I wasted my flash. Oh my god
Gross rose gameplay for me. Oh my god my CS 2
Man, I thought I win that
My jungler didn't want to rotate he was doing dragon
Okay, I mean, I don't know bro. This guy picks first time you me like blind picks you me and I don't play Zerri, so we're fucked
That's my bad
I mean blind picks you meet and then
Which is like I don't even think it's fine, but then it's like we also kind of get fucked over by I
Fucked up the level 2 spike or level 3 spike, and then I tried to kite to the jungler, but I fucked that up
I don't mind playing with you meet. I just
The only champ I really play with her is like well as fucking
Ezreal
Okay, oh that's actually pretty huge. I don't think he catches that guy. Well, silly game goes, but it's not looking good
We have three lane boys and all three lane boys lost their lane
Like when I throw loser to the block, it's gonna be a bad for us for a lot of the game
I mean, I just like I'm checked out
I'll be real. I think this game is just done man. I want to go next. I feel bad for our Gungor is actually not playing
bad at all these we've got three losing lands there's not much you can do oh
shit the bushy bushy oh here you go chat that's for you don't worry it's 13
minutes we got our first item and that's only on her second we're chilling
oh nice job I'm dead I ain't gonna lie I feel like I've like mentally checked
out of this one I hope we just 15 to move on like I feel bad because our
jungle was actually playing pretty well this game but outside of that like we
are just getting railed mid lost mid took grasp Ezreal lost I lost
Yumi's just being Yumi so it was one of those yo guys what guys what am I
watching like our roar is literally AFK wait why are you mid bro we're just
gonna lose top turret. Okay. How would we hit no and play like this though? That's what
I don't get. We're like we're not we're not doing anything we're just like slowly losing
instead of losing and like we're losing very slowly instead of losing in 10 minutes. So
we're gonna go bot. I went man. I mean maybe we can look for a play here. Alright
Ekrem doesn't have ult.
Muggers?
Yeah, I'm a lot of men, man.
Ekrem and Yumi are very clearly the ones hitting no,
and they're not actually partaking in the game anyway.
So I'm just a lot of men.
Like, they're just permsighting.
Oh, thank God.
This game was miserable.
That was an absolutely giga miserable game.
My Aurora mid did less damage than my Yumi.
I thought I did bad.
I was like, dude, I'm playing bad this game,
And when I looked, that Aurora played even worse.
I would be right back.
I mean, I think Yumi is a fine pick, by the way.
Like, I think Yumi's fine.
I think the problem in that game was just that level three spike, I mistimed the level
up or like when the minion, we just got fucked in the minion and then after all that,
our top and our mid both ran it down too.
So it was like, it was kind of frustrating
because like I ran it down and then Top Mid also ran it down.
So it was like, okay, well we just lose.
It is what it is.
Dude, I should start banning Hecarim every game actually.
There's actually so many people who play Hecarim
in this healer.
I feel like you ban him.
You get like one of the Hecarim players almost always.
I'm just sitting in queue.
All right boys, it's a Janna game.
We got support.
We got support.
Ah, that means it's a Johnna game.
What am I against?
Uh, this meta is really cool.
I think Janna is actually pretty good versus team though.
I can ulti Camille out of her ults.
I can nato the Samira Q or the Samira stun.
Uh, I can...
I actually think, yeah, I think Janna is a good pick here. Nice.
Alright boys, wait let's...
I gotta change the music?
Give me one sec. Oh, I'm gonna have to reopen Spotify. It bugged out
Fucking rip
Fuckin rip. Wow. I sat in a ten minute queue for a diamond game
Fun actually the shit in this game is really awkward the fuck
What is going on here? All right boys. I am speed
Let's get the double you. Oh shit. The fighting has broken out already
So that's what I like to see. Gaming. Alright, I'm just gonna go chill bot.
Okay, so this lane, I think what we do in this lane actually is just, we're gonna try
our hardest to dodge the Niko E. Niko Q is super fucking annoying to try and dodge.
It's like almost undodgeable.
It's like loxy.
It's almost like unbeatable if the Niko isn't terrible.
Okay, so every time that she throws it though, I'm gonna walk up and I'm gonna start, I'm
gonna force her to put that ward down in that bush.
Give a nice little trade.
We should go forward here.
Nice, not bad.
I actually probably could have played more aggro on that, but it is what it is.
I don't think Kaisa Jungle is going to gank us early game, that would be wild, but you never know.
I kind of want to save my nato just in case we do get level 3 Kaisa ganks.
Like it is possible.
Okay, I'm going to push this wave in with my nato so we can like secure our level 3.
I'm going to walk up.
Uh, I mean, Sivir should be winning that fight.
Oh, she's dead nice.
I would say Sivir better win that because like
When I all in Sivir didn't fight she didn't fight with me
Because we win that every time if Sivir just hits them. I don't want to take this guy's xp
I might be able to fuck with this Yone
Not bad. I don't think people know how to play versus Samira
Like all you have to do is space out or E
like when Samira goes in right it's actually very very simple Niko is here
by the way she's one of the minions we can hit tab and we can see that she's
one of the minions yeah we need to crash the wave okay not bad but yeah we just
crash this wave now we're gonna back up nice not bad not bad but yeah so like
Samira is a really easy trade pattern if you guys ever go for Samira this
is pretty good advice she's the way she trades is she just Q autos and then
E's forward right? Or should Q autos and just like take small little trades? Literally all
you have to do to beat that is stay out of range of the Q auto or stay out of range of
the E. Why are we pushing? We should just freeze this. Oh no. I don't like this like spam push
strat because like it's good once you have mana but until it has mana this is like
a bad strategy man. You gotta back up. You don't have a ward. We don't have vision
So we know Kaisa's top, but they'll get all solo there, Eddie
Don't worry about I guess
Yeah, I need fucking 50 gold. I think I'm dead. I
Am indeed
Why didn't she oh my server so bad?
We were trying to push the wave in but Sivir wasn't hitting the minions
So like you notice how I was autoing the cannon the whole time and Sivir was just standing there hitting me
She needs to just kill the cannon and then push the rest in or she needs to back
The silver is really I
Can tell she's a diamond player. Let's just put it that way
So right there was kind of what I was talking about when I said that you can outspace
Samira
all you have to do really outspace Samira is
Make sure that when she's fighting you oh, okay. I mean this guy's just bad. So I'm just gonna leave but
But when she's fighting you, you just need to run away from her when she tries to use
her E.
Like stay right outside her E range and you're chillin' for most of the game.
I think we can actually just kill the Kaisa here.
She's on her camp.
She's on her rates.
I need to back and get more wards.
Damn.
Ooh, nice.
I need to back and get more wards here though.
Wait, I'm gonna see if he queues forward.
I should go back bot, because I have a feeling the server is going to run it down if I don't.
But I need to get some boards for dragon.
I think at this point our best bet is just playing around drake as much as we can.
Like our wincon is just getting 4 drakes.
Our top is doing great, our mid is doing great, our jungle is doing great.
Our adc is doing decent.
But they have like a really OP team comp when it comes to like...
They have a really really OP team comp when it comes to uh, hold on
Yeah, my bot laner died. I'll just say if I keep doing that he is going to die
Well, it's just it's just obvious. He's about to fucking run it down. I need my teammate here. How are we giving crab?
Guys, how are we giving anything right now? This is wild star. Thank you
Damn, you can immediately tell I have four challengers in my last game
This game I have four diamonds
You can immediately see the difference. I don't want to go play for grubs, but my timer is bad
I went bot for like two seconds for no reason just now
And it kind of sucks. Oh
You know, I can I can help you with this guy beat him
Okay here, we should get grubs by the way the fact my silver died is really embarrassing
Because it's impossible for Sivir to ever die.
The whole point of playing Sivir is you have infinite wave clear.
So like I kind of want to go look at the Vod and figure out how that guy didn't wave clear.
Nice, I got my support item.
Maybe I should stay mid here.
I think this guy is going to go in.
I need to back and get my support item, guess.
I don't know, my team's invading.
Shiv, just take risk bro.
like if I have to stay on the map we need to get a Rift or Blue or something
like we need to get something out of me staying on the map here because I don't
like this this is like okay nice like whatever I have to stay in the map is
the support for longer than like two minutes and you don't you don't get to
get wards it feels so bad wait wait what is that stat you said my
My server is top deaths on the server?
What a fucking statistic!
That is actually really fucking funny.
Wait, why are we not- why is nobody mid?
Hello?
What is happening?
Team?
I mean, I'll push mid for us, but like, guys, there's no world we should have nobody
mid here.
Okay.
So, I walk bot for two seconds, then I wa- where- dude, where am I supposed to
be. I don't have anybody to play around on the map. Where the fuck am I supposed to be
right now? I'm walking bot, he ints. I'm walking mid, nobody's standing mid for two minutes.
My server sold all her items and bought three zeals. I love low elo league of legends.
Oop she left base so now she gets perm bans. By the way, just as an FYI to you guys
who do this type of shit, this like inting thing,
just a little bit of an FYI, that actually hit me.
Riot is gonna start Vanguard banning when people do this,
which means you won't be able to play any Riot game
for six months.
Not Vanguard or not, not, not.
You won't be able to play, like,
they literally won't let you log into the lead client
for six months.
So I suggest if you guys get mad and you start selling your items and trolling
That you understand that you are trading six months of playing the game
For raging one time in a random league of legends game
That doesn't matter at all
Because like I I guarantee you this guy gets banned
Like I I will promise you he's getting banned
Hogi you want to make a bet?
Riot said
In an official riot post they were going to start
Hardware banning for for soft inting games. It is an official riot reddit post
Go look it up on reddit, bro. Go look it up little guy
Sounds like you a little you're gonna be you're gonna be a little mad and find you the post
Okay. Oh, bro. I could easily find you the posts
$100? Oh that's the easiest $100 I've ever made. I'll do that to this game, bro. Easy fucking money.
I can tell though that you're somebody who's scared of being hardware bands. You're probably
somebody who softens. Like I can tell you're like a softenter. Because you're like,
nah, they won't do it, man. Oh, they're going to. And trust me, it will be glorious.
You say every account I've touched has been banned?
Wouldn't that mean the account that I'm playing on right now is banned?
But I'm playing on it?
That's crazy.
I'm beating the system.
I'm currently playing on a banned account.
It's been chabanned 200 times.
It's been chabanned one time.
Ever.
And it's currently banned.
Chabanned.
Hogi, all I'm saying is when I show you the posts, you're gonna have to give
me a hundred dollars or else everybody in chat is gonna know you're a liar. I hope you're
okay with that bro. Oh I'm dead as fuck. The ho- ho you guys a troll? Oh yeah no he's
this- this ho- you guys been a troll in my chat for a long time. He's just- he's a
hate watcher. He's a loser. The only reason I don't ban him is because he gives me
free money. Like he's about to give me a free hundred dollars so it's like it's
worth you know. I'm gonna go hang out next to the area and see if we can ca-
Uh, let's see what we can carry.
Carry with Zerry because our fourth Drake's about to come up.
There's a next door.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's like there's literally articles about the fact Riot is going to start
hardware banning people for soft ending.
Like there's literally articles from Riot employees.
That's why I know I'm right.
Like it's not like I'm bullshitting.
Like I know I'm right.
Oh, that was a dirty play.
I mean, I'm down to forfeit.
I'll just, uh, I'll make it take him to get this guy banned.
I mean, it's really easy to get people banned by making tickets when they literally sell their items and start running it down.
That's like the easiest way to get people banned.
And you might be saying, but Geronimo, he doesn't care about his account, he's on a smurf.
Welcome to Hardware Bans.
Welcome to Vanguard Hardware Bans, lads.
Welcome.
And if you don't think, by the way,
that Riot is collecting your data with Vanguard right now so that they can ban you when you troll.
you are delusional yo wait a second so like everybody in chat just linked this
guy the the thing he said he would give me a hundred dollars if I could if we
could link him the video I mean the thing and he hasn't spoken since the
nano nice your word hoagie poogies go hoagie poogies are you there where is
my hundred dollars fucking lied to man then me and Tom are trying to run
him down over here. Yo boys, real talk though, like let's get out of this game.
Xari isn't good enough to carry this, she's D1. Let's be real here. Like I sat in a 12
minute queue just now to get into a Diamond 1 game where my AD carry threw a temper tantrum
and sold his items. Let's just move on. This ain't worth my time. I'm gonna make
sure he's banned this patch, but once they implement next patch, they implement the
the hardware bands. If he's banned this patch, he's gonna get banned next patch too. So it'll
be great. Alright, we cured him. Damn, we had three games in a row that were just like
super shitty and unfun. Those games were not fun at all. It was like one game was just
me, I just ran it down, right? Like the, the mouse game, I just ran it the fuck
down man, that was just my bad. But after the mouse game, we just like, like the last
two games were literally just people absolutely running it down trolling you
know what else is bad by the way this silver just came off a chat restrict so
he just played his quick play games and his normals he got chat restricted played
his five games and then started playing again so now his account's gonna get
perm banned when I make the ticket and when his account gets perm banned it's
gonna go on his record and it's gonna Vanguard's gonna see it's Pog dude I'm
so excited though where's this hoagie guy like telling me I was delusional when
I was making it up where you at bro here I'll go find it somebody has the
Twitter post probably that they could just link me or I think this link but
yeah let's go see I'm gonna sit through a long-ass queue again because you know
for some reason the queues are insane. Here it is. Here is the post. By the way,
League will be looking into increased detection of and punishment for soft inting,
which is a large problem in the game. Now that we have machine ID info with Vanguard,
how quickly should we transition punishment from account level to hardware level?
This was one month ago from Riot themselves.
So yes, Riot will be using Vanguard to ban people,
hardware ban people, not just cheaters,
but people who are inting and soft inting games on repeat.
They will be using Vanguard in the near future to do that.
Now where is my $100?
You little bitch.
Or are we just too scared to face the music?
music. Mr. Hogi Pogies? Did he leave? Did he get nervous? Did my man get nervous? What
are we doing, bro? He says, I'll admit when I'm wrong. Whoa. He says, I'll admit when
I'm wrong. I proved him wrong and he left. I don't know man, that seems bitch made.
Like, I knew he wasn't going to do it because he's a bitch, but it's some bitch made shit.
Nah, I'm telling you man.
People will just say random lies.
You prove them wrong, they leave because they can't just admit that they were wrong.
It's pathetic.
On that note, how's everybody's day going?
I hope everybody's having a wonderful day.
I hope you're all having a great day.
Chillin'.
By the way, I'm all four people getting hardware banned for soft ending and shit.
Like, if I do it, I expect to get a harder event.
I'm all for it, man.
If you troll and soft-dent and ruin games and shit, like, you should get banned.
I don't care.
You could be the biggest streamer on the platform.
You could be the most important person.
I don't give a fuck.
Just, like, you genuinely deserve to be banned.
Alright.
That was a fast game, at least, or a fast Q-time.
Alright, dude, we've lost our last three games in a row.
We gotta lock in and carry this one.
I am sick and tired of letting the losers distract me so we lose.
We gotta lock the fuck in!
Oh yeah!
Are you ready, chat?
Ooh, what's going on here?
We should be able to just straight up kill these guys.
Level one.
Even in the wave, if he just walks like...
Even if they walk into the- like up with the wave, it's a Seraphine, and it's a Nautilus-ez.
So we can just straight up kill them.
Wait for the wave?
Mmm, go.
go go why is this guy so scared I'm not even kidding he could have just walked up
and just like fucking straight up hold to that guy or not hold to yeah no he could
just walked up and just straight up fucking auto-cured that guy like flash
you could even flashed on him and you would have died or he would have had to
flash at least we need to push this wave in okay I mean we can straight up
just like I said before we can sort of just go in any time my Nautilus might
be mentally retarded. Because he went in, but he tanked the turret. Okay. I am not going
to force my teammates to do things that they are uncomfortable with, because I'm realizing
again that even at 300, 400 LP Masters, support players are retarded. So we need to play
like they are retarded and not play like they know what they're doing because
the easiest way to lose games before they begin is to force bad players to play
in a way that they do not know how to play and this is an auto-filled AD carry
main in who's a diamond one player he ended diamond one 23 LP and he's currently
zero LP masters and the only reason he's in my game is because NA is a
a dead server. Why is my Nautilus so bad? What's going on here, bro? I said I wanted
to play AD Carry, but it might be mid. It might be like, I went up 300LP playing mid
support, and then I'm like, oh, I'm going to play some AD Carry games, and I'm already
wanting to play mid support some more. I'm not even kidding. Like, AD Carry might be
the worst role in the game until the Grand Master. This is miserable. Like, I don't
have words for how miserable this is. I was having so much fun playing mid every
game, just stomping everyone I go against because everybody in the ceiling is trash.
I play a few AD carry games and it feels unplayable. You get a Nautilus, you play
support, you get a Sivir who sells her items and runs you down. When you're
winning, you're winning the game and your Sivir rages and throws like
throws the game away. Then you play AD and your Nautilus doesn't know how
walk up level 1 to a Seraphine Kaisa or land hook, he doesn't know how to play Nautilus.
I think it's just going to be me playing 80 carries mid until we hit Grandmaster.
Like actually though, this is like crazy how bad this guy is.
I can't play the game.
I'm sorry that I'm raging at this guy but like this is not playable.
My support is unironically making the game so unplayable by just simply existing.
Like, if you're gonna play, like, straight up, if you're gonna play fucking support,
put your autofill and you don't know how to play support, play Janna.
We're gonna get ganked by fucking Zac again.
I don't even know how I'm out CS'ing Kaisa.
This is this guy's first game of League of Legends in 10 days.
And he's, he's autofilled and playing his 30% win rate in autos.
I don't know it's crazy I think I can still carry this but it's I gotta get
the shutdown I mean I don't know what to say like we're just getting dove on
repeat by Zach we didn't even ignite this is crazy I don't know like I can't
play the game man like I don't think you guys fully understand just how
much easier it is to climb on a solo lane actually you should because I've
I've been climbing on a solo lane incredibly easily.
Like I play mid and I go up 400 LP in a week.
I play fucking 80 carry, I lose my mind
and want to never Q League again.
This role is just so trash.
Cause you can get camps.
I'm dead.
I wanna say if I went to that Q,
I actually might've killed him.
And then he took the 600 gold shutdown.
Nah, that's crazy.
My jungler has 0kp at 12 minutes and he's being out-farmed by a Zac.
How is this possible?
How is the Zac out-farming my jungler who's a champion specifically designed to farm?
There's no world, right?
There's no way.
We can go next, by the way, like I'm just going to Q mid the rest of the day.
AD carry is not a fun role.
Mid at least like I get to do, like if I make a mistake it's my fault.
You know what I mean?
Like, balling just feels genuinely so bad.
Like, 15th time that I've been ganked by Zach.
Like, what the fuck?
I mean, let's go next, guys.
Yeah, Gwen, I don't give a fuck, bro.
You're a low elo player.
I don't scare men.
I have to be honest with you, Miss Gwen.
You're a literal diamond player.
Like, your first time in Gwen too.
You've never played the champ.
Like, you literally are first time
a champion in ranks. God, I hate, like, I didn't even think about this stuff. Like,
I'm not even kidding. When I play mid, I just have so much fun because mid is actually a
role where you can have fun. Whereas like, adc carries a role where like your fun is
based on is your jungler not trolling is your fucking top laner trolling is your
mid trolling is your support trolling. But you have so many fucking like system
checks in place to see if you get to have fun as an ad carry. It's so boring, but genuinely
so boring. I mean I can't, I literally can't do anything. My Nautilus quite literally walked
up and did nothing, the entire lane except for int. It is one of those bro. My 0kp jungler.
Look where you are moron. God. I just can't believe how bad the jungle and the support
where that game. I didn't realize like how badly I actually carry when I play mid. Like
my jungle and my support are this bad every game, but when I'm playing mid, I hard carry.
Right? Like I'm saying like the power that I do on the map when I'm playing mid is insane.
Like I'm doing so much. Oh, the support was a soft dense. It was a Q snipe.
He honored me and said GG smiley face
So it was just a softense. I didn't hide my queue last champ select
Okay, let's see how this goes. Oh, let's see how this game goes. Hopefully hopefully we get a
Quality lead game not a master's shit show
So hopefully we'll see how it goes like what are what are these what are these absolute
garbage fucking matchmaking's also this ball guy has been queue sniping me all day.
So I'm just gonna mute all and I'm just gonna death and if you want the antique and ends
for stream I don't care man you do you I'm just gonna focus on myself.
I can't really, like I am beyond frustrated at these people
because I just want to play the game and they're,
like I'm getting a lot of cringe losers today.
It is one of those,
but we'll just definitely every game
and focus on our own shit.
I have a feeling we're going to lose a lot of LP today
and then gain a lot of LP back.
Cause right of this thing where when you go
on win streaks, it'll auto put bad players
your team who are on winning or losing streaks so that you can even out your win
rate but I don't know we'll see. Castle Crushers music? Oh yeah this music's sick.
Not bad. I got E level 2 just because I wanted to get that extra little bit of
poke on them. I don't think there's much I can do to like really poke them. Oh I'm sad.
I can't really do too much here. I mean there's no way I can fight that.
The wave is way too big man, there's not much I could do, I mean, Bard's not really a champ
that I can like help, we can't really like win lane with Bard unless he's like really
crazy good at the keys, like this guy was like, you know, fucking Danos at like Bard
queuing and shits, yeah, but it's too hard, what am I watching, Zac just not gonna,
why didn't he go in?
Ah, it felt bad.
I feel like we got a little baited by the Zac there.
Was it me down?
So I feel like Bard and Gage actually wasn't the worst.
I got it back here,
cause Lux is gonna have teleport?
Yeah, I don't know.
I need to back ASAP.
I'm gonna have to take a bad back timer
just cause they have TP.
Oh, here comes the Bard Rums.
I'm okay with that
cause if the Q hits me, it's not a big deal.
Like the Q hitting me there is actually not a huge deal, just because the E is like, she's maxing E, right? So...
The only good saving grace about our comp vs their comp is if I can get...
Like, once I get Bloodthirster, I'm never gonna be able to die again to their team outside of like their top and mid, who are both getting shafted, so...
And now that I have Vamp Scepter, it's gonna be a really... a much easier lane with the Vamp Scepter than it was...
Because they have double poke and we're getting shoved in.
Lux is such a funny playstyle, it's so toxic.
I can take trades now as long as I don't get binded.
But as long as I don't get bound, I can take good trades.
I just have to try and get XP.
I can't get the CS, but I'm just trying to get XP right now.
So, alright, nice. Stay with everything, that's really good.
Not bad. Got him.
Worth it.
because Nasus was behind me.
Nasus is in here, somewhere.
Yeah.
So it's worth it because I was gonna get dove by Nasus
regardless and we traded a one for one, which is huge.
Where's my supports?
He's a troll.
This guy has been in three of my last four games
and he's trolled when he's on my team
and he's like super sweated when he's versus me.
He's just a stream sniper trying to be cute.
It is one of those, man.
I actually had to flash that, huh?
Wow, Lux is balanced.
Yeah, Lux seems really balanced, by the way.
Her ult is just back up the set, like, what?
Her ult has no cooldown.
She has 10,000 range, undodgeable.
Goddamn, man.
I mean, this guy that I'm versus is a challenger, so he's not bad.
I've played against this guy before. He has an accountant challenger.
This guy is actually like some 13 year old challenger player.
It's actually kind of nuts.
Oh damn.
I think we win that if Bard used the blocks, but yeah, I need to play around the fact
that this guy is going to just troll.
But he is straight up griefing, so I need to play around it.
My mid and my top are doing very well though, and my jungler is doing very well.
So I think we can win if I just try my absolute hardest and I'll die and just farm, just trying
to life steal a bit.
I should be able to E R, well please don't, like I've been waiting on this wave, please
don't come down here just to absorb my XP, you fucker.
Yeah I mean he is very obviously just trolling to troll at this point, you can just see
it.
Like, he came bot to soak my XP, didn't flash, didn't ignite, like, died on purpose, like, dude.
Like, I get you think it's funny to, like, do this shit on stream, like, haha, he-he.
But, like, can you just, like, play the game, man? Like, like, sincerely, man, I get it.
You think it's funny to grief and troll, but, like, we have teammates, like, they're trying to win the game.
Like, it's not cool, dude. Don't be cringe and, like, fuck them over, man.
Damn, our mid is pretty damn good.
I'm gonna just wait to Q after this game until this guy gets into Q.
Like, even if we win this game, I'm still gonna do it because like, it's just, it's
like really unfun.
Like, I just wanna have fun and I am not having fun with this guy.
I'm gonna always bot turret.
Somebody's gotta go bot, farm that wave, but I can't do it.
I gotta go mid.
I told you, it's actually so OP versus Lux to have BT.
Because when she combos me, if there's something I can lifesteal off of next to her, it's really
hard for her to actually kill me.
Because I just auto the minion wave, and I would heal most of her damage.
That's what I was saying.
Next patch, I actually think, what if there's 3Ds that are already really good, like Draven
and MF?
But I think next patch they're going to be even better.
I mean, we can't play for this dragon.
Our colleague's doing such a good job.
This is just gonna be a game where I have to basically just farm up until I get 2-3 items.
Try not to die during the mid game and hope that we can scale without losing too bad.
I'm so dead.
Fuck.
Ah, that was a good binding.
Damn it.
That was a very good binding.
I should have played it slower.
I was going too aggressive on that.
I can't believe Bard mistimed his Q on his own ulti.
I mean, I guess I can because that guy is just straight trolling, but the reason I ulted
Pramptiff is because Bard can Q as his ult is wearing off, and he can stun them without
any counterplay, right?
Like, his particle goes off as they become available, so if he's good, he just stuns
them off the ult, but we got their flashes, it's good.
Oh, I actually missed that cannon.
Oh, my cannon.
Why am I just 1v2 versus these guys, by the way?
I'm literally just sitting here one-by-twoing their fucking...
...Ball in.
God, it's so...
...epnoxious.
What the fuck is this, man?
Why am I getting TP'd on?
The fuck?
That's crazy.
I need 2...
...thousand gold for my item.
Huh.
Alright, guys, done.
Alright, I need 200 gold for my item.
I guess I can go top and farm that.
I mean, they can do Baron.
No
Yeah, we got her flash
Okay, we're fighting in their jungle
For what reason? I mean, I know the bar is throwing boys clad fighting. Come on guys
Our jungler's dead our mid mid isn't there man. I don't know why this is so hard
Like this genuinely just feels like these people are not trying to win at all
It's such a feels bad man. I don't know what else to say it just it genuinely feels bad man
Like they barred didn't ulti I got a three-man ulti in the pit
But we didn't use Bartle to save me
He just didn't care
Damn I wish that I could queue mid and get mid
99% of the time, but if I Q mid AD I will always get AD
Because mid is such like sought-out role and AD carry is not a sought-out role
So I will always get AD if I Q mid AD
If I Q mid like top, there's a chance that I get like mid more, but I don't know. It's really rough
Nassas is just taking our base
Okay
Let's just go next man the Bard ulted to try and get us to lose the fight
because they have Baron. He's, it is what it is. Like he, I've accepted that we're
gonna lose this because Bard is a sniper. I know who the Bard is too. He has a
Smurf account that he snipes me on, on his, like whenever I'm on my other
account. This is his main account and he's sniping on this account. Like he,
it's really painful man. Really wants to do this game. I'm like trying to
keep a good positive mental but it's so hard man.
Oh, this isn't too bad I mean I have three full items.
It's not the worst, could be worse.
So I definitely hit hard now.
Guys?
Okay.
Cool.
I mean it is what it is.
I feel bad for my teammates man because it's not their fault that like this guy is
griefing me right?
Like they didn't sign up for this.
And they're playing well it's just that the Bard refuses that like he's just
straight up griefing.
I mean look at what he's doing right now.
He's walking around the map doing nothing.
Well, my Kled is like trying to pressure like, like, look at this.
He built witch pain barred.
Like, you can't tell me this guy's trying to win, right?
Like, he's just not.
It is what it is.
It's just, you know, the life of being a streamer.
It's like, the price you pay to get to play video games for a living is you get
to get grief for a living.
Where's our Zac at?
Our Zac just didn't want to help that guy.
Damn.
Oh.
Now he's going in 1v3.
is what it is. They have a 200 CS Nasus. Honestly this game would have been actually really free
if we didn't have a troll jungle and a troll support for the 5th game in a row. I'm telling
you every game I've lost today was literally my jungle and my support trolling. The two
most overpowered roles are the only two roles that matter in this specific elo and
it's really painful. The reason mid's OP is because if you win mid you can side
And if you can side, even if they suck, and they try and lose, you can 1v5 the game by side-laning the entire game.
Because nobody in the silo knows how to side-lan.
So if you can just win mid, you can side, right? And if you can side, you auto win the game.
It is one of those, man.
Could take a break for about five minutes, though. I'll be right back.
I'm gonna Q dodge the support.
Hmm?
I'm not, I'm not trying to hide the fact that I'm not bad.
What?
I'm just hiding my chance, like, bro.
Like it kind of sucks that I have to hide my champ select every game.
Or else I just straight up get Q-Sniper griefed, but I mean, it is what it is, right?
And it's just like the price you pay for being a streamer sucks ass, but there's not much
I can do about it.
Oh look, I'm versus the Q-Sniper again.
Who would have guessed?
Oh look I'm versus the Q sniper again who would a guest I
Waited at 15 minutes the queue and he also waited
Foggers who would a guest voice
It's always funny it's never not funny been halla dude, I don't care like Jesus Christ man
I don't care let him snipe me all day man. Listen. I play this game 24 seven
If this guy wants to snipe me for one day of my life, I'm still gonna get Challenger.
This guy has to do something, right?
I'm sure he has school, he has work, he has something he has to do.
I can queue up 10 to 12 hours every day.
Him griefing me one day is not gonna be a big deal.
Like it is what it is.
It's not too bad.
What is this guy doing?
you're just gonna tank the wave like that you're fucking psycho bro I mean you
can't freeze it I got some psycho behavior and then oh I think I'm dead I
actually didn't chase me nice I'm pretty sure I actually die there if he
chases me but I'll take him not chasing me listen I'm down he's pretty damn good
vs. Malz so I gotta be kind of careful because this isn't really an easy match
up he has really good sustain and he can all in me pretty much whenever he wants
so I have to play my range really well in this matchup there's not really much I
can do here he even went an early no magic mantle too that's crazy oh this
guy is really fucking sweating look at him just like ultra fucking I mean I can't
really play play this you can just valk up and probably kill me so I have
to be really care.
Like I said, Corky is definitely a very, very, very strong fucking champion versus Malz
and Lyn.
Like, it is not an easy game.
He's not the brightest tool in the toolbox, right?
Like, he's not smart, he's just like playing a really oppressive champ that I can't fight
back on yet.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, he's not gonna die, is he?
Yeah.
He's so fucking close to dead, damn.
It was very, very, very close to, it was like, there, maybe like, 70 inch thing.
The hard part about this is I know my stream sniper told them, like I know that he told
the mid laner to stream snipe.
Like he was like, hey, go look up, it's Geronimo, go, you know, watch his stream.
So it's like hard to ever get anything done, even with a map cover.
You rushed QSS.
Wow.
Okay.
I mean, that's probably pretty smart.
I can't really do much against the QSS rush.
Ooh, nice job!
Callista popped off.
Well played.
I kind of wish Leona would come mid and gank this guy, but...
Cause like he's playing, he's valking into me under my turret.
But if Ivern or Leona gank him, he just instantize.
Like he's playing so disrespectful and stupid.
But my Leona is like raging?
What do you mean forfeit?
How is my team this mad?
Guys, I'm the only one like, who's literally in like a bad matchup.
You guys should all be fine.
I don't know, Master Tier is wild.
These people are mentally ill, bro.
What is going on?
They have no rumble, they can't fight that.
I wish this guy would get ganked at some point.
We ganked him one time and he had to, uh, we ganked him one single time and
had to fucking immediately flash like we just gank him again I guarantee he's
gonna have to like flash again I hope my fanboys here okay what is my Ivan
doing that's kind of crazy dude what is this like fanboying mommy why are we
just sitting mid right now bro like I get it you're like you know you've been
a little fanboy but like this is wild this is like absolutely crazy levels of
silly bro what the fuck yeah this is so hard for me to play but he literally has
a fucking worthless ass QSS too and I still I'm still struggling because like
it beats me like it's a bad build versus my Garen but it beats the shit out of
me he stalled his build really hard though yeah I mean I don't know what to
say it's just literally my ivern's living ball in my ball in is still
losing even though he's living bot lane well they're not losing but they're like
not doing well like like what what is this man why is he allowed to do this my
man is pushed up further than fucking like I don't understand like I killed this
guy I don't get it look at this I mean he's dead surely how is this allowed
though why would we redemption him so that you get the kill oh thank god but
Like I don't I don't know how it's allowed that that guy gets to push up into my tier two and do that
When we have an Ivern a Leona
Like if I was ever fighting somebody here as a mid laner I
Would instantly get fucking
Okay
Like I would instantly get ganked super fucking hard of us ever at tier two tower. I mean
Leona didn't ulti
Like I don't get it. Yeah, I don't I don't understand like I mean I was getting CC'd I can't or when I'm being CC'd
But we own it didn't even try
Like all she had to do was walk at the quirky hit queue or walk at the other guy and hit queue and we win
Oh is gap. So like this guy is trash, but it doesn't matter. I mean, I can't really do anything
my support is
First timing Leona and they're all just raging at the other guy
whatever. Honestly, I'm just in loser's queue so I don't really mind. Like I said, we're
getting hard queue sniped. See how the Nami is calling me in human? Nami, bro, you queue
sniping to grief when you're on my team and then like sweating and ghosting when you
verse me? You gotta realize, man, I'm not upset by this. Like, I'm gonna play
Another like you're gonna get off stream today, and I'm gonna play another 10 hours, and I'm gonna end GM
You're just gonna like I won't even hide my cue you can cue site me again like the thing is is like you're spending your free time
Griefing a streamer that doesn't even know who the fuck you are
Like I can unironically play this game all day. Well, you have to go to a nine to five
Something wrong with a nine to five, but eventually you're gonna have to go to work
So grief me all you want bro. I make money either way
Like I said the only thing that actually matters in league at the moment is your support in your jungle and every single game today
My support in my jungle have been bad
Like every single game, so it's just it is what it is right like you sometimes you get bad supports and bad junglers
I don't think Smulder was a good pick this game, but we'll see how it goes.
I might have to roam a lot, because the thing about smolder is um...
he's good into weak lanes, but not strong lanes
why would you show?
why would we not auto the ward brother?
yeah, it's a roam angle
you picked smolder into a comp that, like, I picked Leona
specifically to be aggressive, and you picked smolder, so like, yeah, you're...
you can 1v2
sorry, lad
I don't give a fuck
We're just gonna roam around and hope we can accomplish something.
You're level one. Yep.
I am.
Wamp wamp wamp wamp wamp wamp wamp wamp wamp wamp wamp wamp wamp wamp wamp wamp wamp wamp.
Maybe we don't pick Smulder and when I pick Leona.
You know, maybe that's the thing.
Hey, be as mad as you want, bro.
You're still going to be diamond tomorrow. Nobody cares.
Running in the 90's.
Why didn't he let me tank?
Like he intentionally didn't let me tank wait. I was walking at him. I
Mean, I don't understand I
Was literally walking at the Leona or mean the guy to use my cue
But you guys could be as mad as you want like I said, I don't give a fuck you guys to me
You guys are subhuman
Like this is how I view masters players you guys like if there was a world where I had to pay to keep you alive
I would let you die and
The price would literally be one dollar
Like I would let you die for a dollar. That's my view on like how important you are as a human being to me
But you're not even a human being you're like you're an actual subhuman
I don't really give a fuck if these people want to be toxic and flame
I don't care man. Let them be toxic and flame like my top laner is losing 1v1 my chill gap has 30 CS
Like you guys are just bad
your 30 LP
master's player
There's just no way you can ever be mad at anyone
You know I mean like I
Like 30 LP is like I feel like if you have like a average intelligence you can hit 30 LP masters
I make the game unplayable for Udyr. By the way
Like sure I play how did I do that? I'm curious
Like did I did I cause the Udyr to like ants?
your peaks d4 I
Mean it's okay to be d4
What he said before, I don't mind what elo you are, like being whatever elo you are is
fine right, like it is what it is.
I think what irritates me is when the low elo players have ego, like when you get these
people who are like inting their ass off, like my Udyr is losing to a Heimerdinger jungle
right now.
Like unironically he is losing to Heimerjungle as Udyr, and he is blaming me for the
fact he's losing to Hymerjungle, which is hilarious. That's why you're like
getting mad at delusional diamond players is just not worth it, because these
people are like, they're just dumb. Ooh, nice you got him. Well played, smolder.
Hell yeah, and the Lucian executed. Hell yeah. Nice job. My Cho is gonna die
And then he's gonna spam ping me. That's not his fault. I mean you didn't even attempt to fight
Like you're losing to a hymerdinger who rushed hat they gone ironically you're losing to a hymerdinger who rushed hat
jungle hymer
Like
Rabbidans rush jungle hymerdinger is beating the shit out of my fucking jungler. Yeah, these people are just like
I'll be honest man. I don't really mind
Playing bad in their games
When they're this fucking delusional
My chugath rushed warmogs. Why do these people yaps so much? Like why you guys hyping so much?
Good god
You guys are fucking crazy man. I mean we can dive this but I mean smolders playing good
The only issue I have with the smolder pick is that like he should have hovered it before I picked Leona
because I would have been completely okay with the smolder pick if we picked
something that wasn't like if I had like been playing genre or something right
oh I do think we can win I mean I don't think the game's over by any means I
think we can win because smolder is pretty fed and smolder is smolder so
we could probably win but it is crazy that the other three people on
the team are like this toxic when they're playing this fucking bad like
Like the fact that Cho lost to Yonei mid, then the fact that like Lucian lost to Tiaeth
and then the fact like all of these like random lane things, like this Cho guy is so angry.
Like they're literally just, they're literally just yapping so hard.
I need to go top son.
Eh, I shouldn't have flashed, but it is what it is.
I'm like just checked out this game mentally.
I shouldn't be checked out, but I am, you know, because like, the typing and all that shit.
Like, I'm six game losing streak, because I was getting Q sniped by a fuckin' fanboy.
And then fuckin' uh, this game is just, oh god.
So much yapping.
Like, I'm trying to mentally keep this shit together, bro. This is rough.
Like, just the sheer amount of yaps is outrageous.
I mean, we got 100% do this.
Like, what is my Odeer doing? He's getting a camp?
Why are we doing red?
I'm going pure glass cannon frozen heart to fuck over
Everybody that's not Heimer
What is the the yeah, bro?
We should back
We have a lot of gold and I need cool dance. I need my warmogs to heal me. Thanks
Yeah, I mean we should probably not fight this. Is that really be man. It's pretty good at smolder
You should probably go back
Not bad. Smolder sacks. He's probably got like 300 something. Yeah
Oh man, it's at $3.66.
Holy fuck.
That's worth.
Me dying for that?
Converse not worth.
GG.
No, I mean, honestly, Vman carried the shit out of that game.
He played that way better than my team.
Or A-man V, whoever the fuck this is.
I mean, the problem with that game was that, like,
our three solo laners were so garbage that
they didn't realize that, like, they were the problem.
You guys?
Yeah.
so much for being low elo that hurts bro yes difference between us I'm
embarrassed to be a low masters you are proud this is your peak this is my shame
like I'm ashamed of being in this elo these people are like like like don't
get me wrong I think you should be proud of being in whatever elo you're
But I'm like like I'm ashamed that I'm in this elo these these people that are like
flaming
Is it be man? Oh
It's not
Bro, we broke the losing streak or that we had a six game losing streak
We broke it
Now we just win now we got the the slingshot
We have the elo slingshot and it's about the
uh, it's it's about to because we dipped down we were like what 300 LP we dipped down now
It's gonna slingshot us into gym
Easiest games of my life
Look at the little emoji
Ash, I'm playing in
I'm playing support, so I'm not gonna play ash support
Ash supports kind of garbage right now to be honest with you. It's pretty bad
Okay, the reason I'm playing support is I had I was playing mid and ad earlier. Let me show you what happens
I have like or at least earlier. I had like a little fanboy sniping me for three hours
Look at this
This guy was sniping me for literally three hours straights
Like he queued up picked first time you me with dark harvest trolled the game
Then he trolled Tyler next game
like he sniped him then this game he sniped me again he went versus me played
his best champion ghosted pinged where like the entire game this game he first
time's barred with the wheat and he goes lichbane shurellias it just runs
it down why the game's unplayable next game goes Nami shits on my balling
permacits mid the whole game so like it was just like if I play support I don't
have to play with that guy like I can beat the guy's not a good player so like
I'll shit on him if I go versus him but like if I'm in the same role or the same
lane is in I'll destroy him but the problem is it's too easy for him to
queue snipe me if I'm playing AD so I have to fucking queue up support because
he doesn't know how to not play support he can only play support I think
them okay I mean there's no way they chase me here right? Surely my team
shows up here they just chased all the way into my 2-2 turret it might have been
like the dumbest chase I've ever seen like if the homies showed up they just
all die that's crazy well yeah I'm just pretty good vs Velkas because it's
just an engage vs in a mobile champ like all I really have to do is get
him to use flash early and then I can like we just walk up. Not bad. I mean I'll take
that because I got a bunch of their sums. We got barrier. Not bad. If the MF was a little
bit better we would have killed them both there but it's not a big deal. The MF can
just kill this guy right now. Just hit him. Like bro he has nothing. Just auto him.
He doesn't have Barrier, there you go, like it's wild, cause like the Ezreal's MF's at
60% HP, has Barrier, has Flash, right?
So I don't understand, like, okay, I can tell my AD carry doesn't really know how to play
aggressive in the lane, because the Ezreal had no Flash, no Barrier, right?
And this guy had no Heal, cause he healed at the very start.
So because they had no defensive sums, what should happen immediately in the games is
the- like when Ezreal's walking up into the MF like that, it should pretty much just be
an instant like, he's dead.
I don't want to flank.
Like I want to go back in, but I think Shaco could be down here right now, so I'm a little
worried.
We need to reset this so I can go by.
Like we need to push this wave in, uh, very hard here.
Don't let them freeze. Okay. I need to reset. I mean like I said supports a really easy role
So I would hope that I could win the lane
Like this role is pretty basic
The only reason I don't play this role is because it's incredibly incredibly boring
Like you don't get to do anything you just walk at them and put words down. Well, that's not good
I'm all scented. I need to go bot and help my I need to go bot and help my ad carry soon
I mean, we can dive this, but I need to go blot.
Ooh, well played.
I think the only thing that's kinda bad about my ADS, you didn't know we should have ulted the wave there.
If he had ulted the wave, he would have been fine.
Like, he wouldn't have even gotten low.
But he's playing really well.
Oh, he fucked up.
Oh well, nice try.
This is a nice try.
What is going on here?
Why isn't Zoe pushing the wave?
The fuck?
It's good to me six I think
Yeah
We should do dragon. How did my team just die?
Said bro stop look at my HP. How are you? How are you low?
I mean if that's like if you if you were genuinely just like super low from camps, I don't know what to say
Cuz I mean oh, it's because the shake-o clone was fucking them in the ass. I
Know what it was
Nobody like they were too scared to just kill the shaco. Oh, I don't know why but my team is like super scared to play the game
This is not a good dive
Like I'm definitely gonna die. I lived
Okay, best dive ever. It's not too bad. I think we should just win now, right?
Pretty sure well played wait
Wait well played by a zeer
Damn, okay
Wow.
This year kinda smurfed him.
Okay, not gonna lie, if that guy had just, uh, walked into me, the MF, I could've...
I could've walked into them.
Our jungler is throwing shutdowns.
That's not good.
That's very not good.
I gotta back off.
Oh, that's warded.
Okay, we'll fuck you too, dude.
Shager was like a thousand percent down there.
No way.
Ooh, nice shoot.
Ooh!
Unlucky.
Yeah, I mean no joke that Leona is definitely not having a good game
Wait, I said Leona. I meant Zoe. What did I say Leona?
Leona's having a stupendous game
The Zoe is not having a good game. Okay. I'm just bad. I tried to QM and I suck I
Was gonna lock at bait QRM and I literally didn't hit lock it. I
You know what? I'm just bad guys. It's it's okay
Sometimes you're bad. Sometimes you're bad
You guys don't have to die for this dragon, by the way. It's not that important.
Like, it's not a huge deal. Oh, god.
Oh, oh, god. What am I watching? Like, what are you doing, bro?
Like, either hit the turret or, like...
What am I watching? Guys, I don't have any mana. If we could refrain from fighting this,
I would be forever happy. Oh, he ghosted at me. No, fuck you, bro.
the fuck is that you fucking ghosted me man I don't have words I don't have pink
word slots I need to go get words on Baron I'm not like pinging enough this
game I need to ping to my team know what the plays are dude I'm so good like
I'm actually him dude that was some of the dirtiest Leona gameplay I've seen
in a while now that wasn't just walking up to him like I'm listen I
I only glazed myself when I play support when I when I actually make a cool play
This role is easy as fuck
But that was actually like nobody in this elo is doing that man
Nobody is hex flashing forward catching the enemy support
Then flash queuing Ezreal
like ulting the
the Ezreal E
Then eating to the shake go off of that and then cute like I played that well. I need to word flanks
Like dude, I'm playing these fights so well
This isn't good. I mean, I'm just gonna die. So I'm just gonna
I'm gonna stall for as long as I can. Oh, I could have killed that guy. That was a clicking
What what is even happening there?
Okay, that was a bit
funny
We should have probably not been there, but I mean it is with us. Well, I mean Zoe's just wrong, but
When you take the inhib you just leave and then like play for dragon I feel like I really want to get
some sort of magic damage thing to mitigate because like I feel like I'm already mitigating a lot of damage from
I said, I feel like I'm already mitigating a fuck ton of damage from their
80s
from like Ezreal and
Shaco
What is this?
Bro my Lee Sin is trolling. Why are you there? What why is Renekton here?
Guys, I don't know what I'm watching, but this is not gameplay
Our goal here is to like play for
This and this by the way like Renekton. What are you guys doing?
This is the worst Mac I've ever seen like nobody's top wave
As the the next objective is Baron and top tower
I'll ping it for him. I'll ping it for him
Like I don't know what I'm watching but yeah, like everybody's just like in bot lane even though being hips down
Guys push the wave
What is happening? Please?
I feel like you have to like hold their cocks in this yellow
They don't they hate macro these fucks really fucking hate macro man
Like what what is this fight going on?
I'll tell you man. I like you. I legitimately just have to fucking I am so good
You guys leave like a holy fuck. Oh
If we send them after paying attention we would have killed them both there
It's okay though
We shouldn't actually be here
We should be letting bot shove in. Ooh, that was a good play actually.
What am I watching? This is the most fiesta shit ever.
Guys, we can just go to Baron.
I mean, we can just go to this. Just go to Baron.
Or don't. I don't know. What?
Yeah, I mean they have to defend bot turret. Look at this.
They have to defend like a thousand fucking things at the moment on the map.
This would be the perfect time to do this.
That is the Clung.
That was not the Clung.
No wait, it was the Clung.
He like poofed it back. That's why I got confused.
Here we just go ends.
I landed some sick ults that game on people.
That ulti in the jungle there on the Vel'Koz?
Did I like max range stunned that guy?
No, I'm telling you, Leona, the only reason I feel like support mains don't climb faster
is because they aren't willing to play Leona because this champion is mind-numbingly boring.
Like, I can feel my IQ lessening.
You know, like, as you play support more and more, your brain, like, unironically shrinks.
Like, it becomes smooth.
I can feel the wrinkles in my brain smoothing out as I play this role on repeat.
Like, there's no thought.
Like, I'm not thinking.
I also did the same damage as the enemy jungle mid and my mid.
By the way, that's crazy.
am I doing so much damage? What? Like that's actually a crazy amount of damage from a support
that's designed to be a tank. That's insane. Because I took, look at the damage I took,
right? Like I took second most damage on team. Mitigated fucking 52k. Wait, this guy beat
me in vision score? Oh, I beat him by one. Get fucked. I mean, I'll give Velka's credit.
He put a lot of wards down. He bought 11 control wards. I know he destroyed 11 wards. Wow.
I'm telling you man, if I really want to climb, I could very easily climb into like mid GM, playing fucking mid support every game.
But dude, it is mind numbingly boring.
Like some, like I got to the point after being Q-Snipe by that reject, I got to the point where I just wanted to win some games.
That's why I'm playing Leona.
Because like the game quality will get a lot better once we get into Grandmaster.
Like, you know, it'll unironically get better.
Masters is just this shithole. It's such a shithole in the Zelo.
It's like old D4. That's like what Masters feels like. It feels like D4 of like old where everybody's trolling.
Nobody's ever trying to win. There's no macro. There's no thought. It's just like perm fighting.
Everybody's raging and typing half the games.
Dude, you're not wrong. Like, I swear, support means make people think their role sucks
because they'll see a team of all ranged,
like no joke, right?
Like, Support mains will see an entire team
of ranged champions, and they'll be like,
I need to also pick ranged.
And you're like, wait, but if you pick a melee engage,
you win.
And they're like, yeah, but I wanna play Zerath.
And you're like, but why?
And they're like, I don't know, it sounds fun.
And I'm like, man, I wish I had the luxury
of playing a fucking random champ that sounded fun
in my role and still getting carried half the games.
Cause the reason support is so broken
and nobody believes it's broken, right?
Or like only high-eval players know how broken support is.
But the reason that everybody understands
how broken it is, who's high-eval,
is because they know that like all you have to do
is walk around the map as a sport
and just like place wards and be aggressive
at the right timers.
and you pretty much just automatically win games.
Is Senna bad?
I don't think she's bad, but you can't play her.
Like I can't pick Senna here, right?
The meta right now is not Senna friendly.
Like the league meta right now is like hard to play Senna.
You can play her if like you have a tank top,
tank jungle, or you have like a Seraphine AD,
or like mage AD, you can play Senna.
Stuff like that, but you can't just stick it.
Cal's being played?
Oh yeah, no.
Alistar's pretty good.
The only problem with Alistar at the moment
is he's not a champion until level three.
Alistar's been good for years.
The problem with Alistar is that
people don't know how to play him.
Like, okay, so Alistar's big thing
is that he has a lot of displacement, right?
His ulti's broken and he has a lot of displacement.
So what I mean by that is like,
he doesn't just have like,
people think of Alistar and they think like,
one dimensional, right?
Like he can only QW, right?
Or WQ or whatever, and that's his kit.
But if you ever watch somebody like Alicopter
or like really high elo, like Alistar One Tricks,
play the champion, you see a lot of different types
of like game play that they do.
Like you'll see somebody like Hexflash here.
Like say, you know how I was like Hexflashing
behind them on Lionel last game?
He'll like Hexflash here.
Like they'll be under turret here or something
and Alicopter will walk here, hex flash here
and then like W them into his AD carry
and then Q, right?
He'll walk like into them and Q after.
Like there's a lot of little tricks that you can do
that are really obnoxious with Alistar.
The problem is, is people only see the game
from like you have to walk at people
but you don't have to walk at people.
You can, like, flank and go behind people.
And once you learn that, like, that map is not a one-to-one ratio walk at them or don't play,
you get way better at the game.
Like, I can tell instantly my support's good if I see them, like, flanking.
I will instantly know they're a good player.
Like, I'm gonna walk up into this bush.
You see how, like, I back them off immediately when I walk into this bush?
This is something that a lot of people don't do, where they won't play forward like this.
There's no reason for me to be there right now. I'm gonna gank this guy.
I mean, the reason I'm here by the way is because I know that their entire team is
in top river. I don't know where they are, but I know they're up here.
So I walked up here to help, because Shaco invaded these two camps, right?
huge. And I froze the wave. I need to go bot. The only reason that I could roam, by the
way, is because they have a Seraphine. Like, unironically, that's like the only reason
I could roam. Because, you see, like, Seraphine does nothing. Like, if I was roaming and
they had an actual AD, she might get dove, but because they have a Seraphine, they
can't really dive. Not level 3 yet. Oh, Kane's right here. Ooh, this isn't good. Alright,
run boys. Run. We overextended. A little bit too deep. My bad, I'm terrible at the game.
I apologize, I'll improve. I gotta go bot because the wave's pushing- okay, this is
an important thing that I want you guys to understand. They could have- they're
dumb but they could have frozen that wave and my Samira would have been fucked until
I went down there to help her break the freeze. Combo me.
Do it pussy. We should try and get dragon. Yeah I'll check I'll check I got you. I know
what AD carry mains want. I've played a lot of AD. I know what they need. I didn't
mean to take that it was it was aftershock I'm so sorry bro. You see how I'm always
looking for like a flank though that's the most important thing that I think a
lot of people don't understand I'm checking every bush right like I'm
walking up I'm checking the bushes that was not a good check of the bush I'm
dead thing that was not a great bush check that was my bad I juke the
surfing thing but yeah I mean I kind of entered after that's my gun I knew
Maybe they could be in there, that bush, but I just ego'd it.
I was like, eh, fuck it, I'm way on it.
I should have walked mid by the way.
Actually, I wouldn't have even made it, no one.
Yeah, I straight up wouldn't have even made it mid had I walked mid there.
We need to push on our waves.
You should not push up to that though.
He needs the reset.
Samira needs the reset.
You're at 1 HP bro.
We should pull this out by the way.
Okay, I'm trash.
I can still get him. I don't know. Oh, I'm glad I missed that. But yeah, that's why I told Samira to go back because, um...
If she hadn't backed on that wave timer, she would have been fucked, by the way.
Hit it. Hit the... Thank you. Yeah, way is in the bush. I'm really low, guys. Oh, this is bad. Uh-oh.
I mean, he's dead. He's dead. He's dead. I can't help him. Oh, my God. Bro, I mean, we can't play that.
Ugh.
Going for that was so troll.
You lucky fucker.
GG.
What are you even saying?
I mean I get it, my teammates are really bad this game, but every game's wonable.
Like Cassiopeia is losing lane even though I ganked her lane twice.
My top laner is losing lane even though I ganked his lane.
And my adc is down 25 CS to a mage.
I'm dead.
waste their time why are we not getting this well we didn't get we didn't get
void grubbies by the way I played that fight about as well as I possibly could
have FYI I landed the perfect stun on two people during the fight where's my
team at well I'm dead or what oh I walk into his jizz this is a very hard
game to play out because of how like my team is not very good like I feel
I feel like I've done quite a bit this game, like I set my team up for so much success.
Like I won my top side early on an early roam, Samira actually played the early game really
well, but then like, somehow mid and top all lost.
And Shaco's like refusing to actually play the game.
Yeah, I whipped my ult, that kind of sucks.
Ooh, my team won on the other side of the map though, not bad.
That was a good juke by her though for my ulti, I shouldn't have thrown it.
Where the shit goes trolling wait no, he's not she goes a genius
They ate rocks is trolling
Yeah, I'm telling you they're gonna throw the game
Everybody always does this
They like get a lead somehow and then they end up throwing because they don't know how to keep their lead
I I mean, why would you walk that way? I don't understand
What the fuck am I watching then like what was the Samira thinking?
Like, I was here, right? And the TP was happening here?
Why not just walk through the turret and, like, to me?
Like, why run this way when you could run to me on the other side of the turret?
Like, it doesn't make sense.
Like, genuinely, I don't get it.
Like, I was specifically sitting there to help that guy, and he ran away.
I don't really know what to say.
Like, this Samira is so bad.
Why are we melee arranging the Atrox? I don't get it.
Like, holy fuck this guy's bad. It's like he doesn't even like space.
Like, genuinely, he's not even attempting to space. He's just walking in circles.
I mean, I can't really do much here. Huge.
They could be on Baron though, we need to check. Guys.
Guys, check Baron. Okay, they're not on Baron.
That is warded. What am I walking here?
Why would we not fight this 4v4 when they're face-checking us?
Oh my god. I mean I guess I just won't go in.
Guys you're gonna get flanked by the same guy that you just ignored.
Don't know what is going on.
It's hard to go in when none of them want to go in.
It's very awkward. You made a good pick.
But then they didn't want to go in. I mean I just walked out of that apparently.
I mean, Leona's a little broken, like how the fuck did I just walk out of that?
I need to get some wards on Baron, but it's like, dude I hate this elo because not a single
one of these people is trying to win.
In terms of like, look at the macro going on in the game.
Push this guys, push this.
Like my Samira's bot lane, like they're all split guys, we win these fights like,
Guys, all you have to do when he is splitting is either match him or engage.
It's not actually that hard.
I mean, okay.
Uh, sure.
Holy shit, man.
I, I have not seen players be this bad mechanically in a while.
Surely this guy doesn't play Samira, right?
Like if I go look, surely he's just playing Samira for fun and he's not a one trick, right?
Cause if this guy has a Samira one trick, I think he should quit League of Legends.
Because that's really embarrassing with their all one tricks
Like they're all one tricks on their one tricks. Oh
You guys suck like what am I watching like push waves
You know, I'm telling you the only thing that's good about playing mouths is that every wave is always pushed
Like I will always have waves pushed all like constantly when I play mouse
And I don't think I don't think like it goes very valued. I mean, I could not have had a better engage there. I
Don't I don't know man. I don't think I could have had a better engage in that fight. I
caught
Their Seraphine point blank they had way had to teleport in
H rocks and way weren't there. We got 3d5'd
What is this Samira build who the fuck goes collector on Samira?
I mean let's try and get dragon
Like you know what the smear build is this game by the way just so you guys know the smear build this game is always
Serpents
Because they have a seraphine anytime. There's a seraphine in the game. You always build serpents. It's like it's like Ivern. Oh
No, oh my god
Yeah, I mean I don't know I tried my best I
Won I pretty much impacted every single lane
They just lost their lands
And Samira is really bad like you hit them guys what they're on me what?
The entire team is on me and my team is standing there watching
No, I don't
This is sad
If you're curious by the way, this is why you always take teleports
Like a hundred percent my team trolled by not taking TP this game like
They have three teleports
My team has zero teleports, and they all got gapped
My Leona is a bot account says the negative win rate Diamond 1 Samira player who's 3-8.
What? This guy averages 6 CS a minute on 80 carry. Like every 80 carry he plays,
he averages 6 CS a minute. What? These people can't be real. Jesus Christ. That was wild.
I'm gonna play a Senna game. I need to have fun. I don't give a fuck about my team in this
game let's do a Senna game and have a have a fun game I just want to play one
game for fun like everybody else seems to be playing for fun in my games today so
I'm gonna play a game for fun I gotta be real man these these games are fucking
miserable today god damn she's rough lads like my renektin who took a night
lost lane to atrox after I ganked the shaco had 6cs per minute on shaco which
is illegal. Cassiopeia vs. Wei is just a skill matchup. The guy took Ghost for some reason.
I don't know why he took Ghost, but that's a really bad choice. Like he needs TP in that
lane. And yeah, I mean, our AD carry is just a bad player. I'm gonna play a Senna
game for fun. I don't know what to ban. I could ban Nautilus. I swear. Should we
Can we just play Draven?
Do you guys think I should just abuse Draven?
I don't know, like I don't play a lot of Draven anymore
because the champion's like kind of like one tricky.
But I'm starting to feel like
if I play Draven in this elo,
I'm gonna get really fed every game.
That's what it kinda feels like.
No, no, no, like I would play AD.
I wish I had a true damage chroma.
Wait, can I, oh no, I was like, can I afford this?
Wait, dude, this is so scummy.
I didn't know that, I didn't know Riot did this.
Wait, so I can push the,
I can literally not have enough RP, push the button.
And it's like, oh, would you like to buy
some RP and champ select?
Dude, this is so scummy.
Dude, I, you want, do you want to get some more money?
Holy shit, that did not used to be like that.
I swear to God it didn't. That's like newer.
Because I swear you didn't, like it used to just grayed out
and you couldn't buy anything in, if you didn't have an FRP.
You had to do it between games.
What am I listening to? This sounds like some sort of like
little kid music.
You know what this music reminds me of? It was like the Rugrats.
Listen to it, listen to it.
Tell me it doesn't give you like weird Rugrat vibes.
Oh fuck, I feel bad.
There was a guy earlier who was like first time in the stream and he was asking what the song was that was playing and he asked like three different times
Even did exclamation point song and I never answered him. Oh, I feel bad. Oh
No, I'm sorry, bro
Whoever that was. I'm sorry, man. I don't know all grass. I wasn't reading chat. I've been really bad at reading chat today
I've just been fucking losing my mind playing in
Playing fucking League of Legends lads
Who's ready to win some video games?
One in the chat if you want to win a video game two in the chat if you want to see me
Climb three in the chat if you don't care. You're just here to watch me get mad at video games
Or in the chat if you had a good day to nice nice
but guys I promise you by the way I promise you in everything that is holy
when I get out of masters I will stop tilting I promise you I will stop fucking
raging when I get out of the CLO I fucking promise you but we can win this
level one this Ezreal should be just auto-ing the brand like the fact he's
not walking up and hitting them is insane. Like we're playing Ezreal bro. Ezreal is literally
the best laning champ in the game if you're good. Oh I actually got hit. Fuck. Okay I'm
not kidding. What should have happened there was when I walked up level 2 the Ezreal should
have like unironically just killed the Brands. I'm serious. Because the Brand was
what? 1 HP? And he has teleport. Like he's just not hitting them. I guess now is
little harder to hit them but there you go I'm gonna keep it real this Ezreal is
not an Ezreal player I'm gonna fake back and we're gonna kill them watch you
ready we're gonna stand in bit right here we're gonna see if brand TP is
back to lane fuck they know I'm here my soul gave me away feels bad man I
actually got stunned that was well played though but I oh shit had I had
to go for it. Talon was gonna kill me there regardless but I'll be real I I know I'm really
critical of like this player he's probably trying his best the only reason I get really
critical of AD carry mains that play my like champions that I know how to play is because
like I'm watching this guy like and I'm like if this was me I double killed him level
one because all you have to do is literally like like right now he can literally just
kill this guy he has flash like this guy should die right now but like when he
When he landed that W on that brand, he has Flash, right?
So he could have W'd forward, or he could have E'd forward, Flash, Q'd, and he would
have dumpstered that guy.
Sorry, I'm just really critical because I like know what the champ's capable of, the
faults I have.
I am too critical of the video game when I know what a champion is capable of and
I don't see it happening.
I'm like, oh, that's frustrating.
Wait, we should kill this guy.
You should kill with karma.
Ooh, that's not good.
Dang.
What even happened there?
I thought that was going way better than apparently it was.
Wait, is this a merc treads game?
I think it is.
They have so much magic damage.
I mean, but yeah, I think we should have won in that little jungle fight, because the
karma died into the...
Uh, we ended up two-man stun.
That was pretty sick.
You can walk up, bro.
You don't have to be scared.
Listen, I got you Ezreal, okay?
I got you, bro.
Worth it.
Wait, Ezreal?
Ezreal, please.
Ezreal, please, thank you.
Is it still worth it?
Probably.
I gotta go bot and push that wave in with my Ez, but I want to check the jungle.
Dude, how is my Echo this tunnel vision?
How are we this tunneled, Echo?
We saw them.
We saw him in our jungle.
Okay.
I feel like this Echo just doesn't play the game.
We're fighting four feet from the lane and he's like, no man I'm gonna walk around here
instead of like three feet to my right so I can get two kills.
Alright, thank you.
I need level six.
Dude, rushing boots on Senna is kind of busted.
Like I never used to do this, I used to just get the free boots.
It's kind of broken though.
I should probably back in a better spot.
Uh oh, what's going on bot?
down but i think i could have lived
damn i'm coming bro
yo i'm coming man don't die oh you're dead
it's okay brand's dead too
fights what the fuck was that
this is kind of annoying i cannot get a ward in that bush
wait you can't back on this wave
yo ads you gonna participate in the fight or no
i'm fucking wouldn't be doing these guys bro
i need to go back
get some wards. Dude, how sad is it that they're completely gutting Senna? Like, how
depressing is that, man? Well, this is one of my favorite champs, bro. Like, the fact
that they're making Senna an enchanter is gonna just... it's so... ugh. It's so disgusting
to me. I just want to play Senna the way she was meant to be played. An 80-carry
type champ, but you get all the power of the support roll.
Bam.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, I don't know what my Ez was doing, like I just won B3 their team
while Ezreal just farmed I think.
Not really sure, but it's worth it.
Try to vest there.
I'm gonna get edge of night.
Tell me man, playing support AD is so OP, because like I can do all the damage and
all the like work for my ad carry and he he gets the farm and I get to do all the actual work
which I'm cool with doing we can kill this cat arena what what are we scared of we should not
be scared of this cat arena this guy I'm gonna be scared of because that is insane that's why I
need edge of night though I'm pretty sure edge of night just straight up blocks that right
Cause when he ults, if I W, he has to proc the other thing.
Wait Ezreal needs to be mid, not bot.
Well, we're getting into another permaflight, okay?
Maybe Ez can take the turret, I don't know.
We should play for objectives guys.
Honestly, we could probably Baron on spawn, I'm not even kidding.
Cause I have Bork.
If we pink Baron here, we can make a pick right now.
When they go to like try and
Ward Baron because I'm about to have
Like I pinked Baron so they can't of oh, no
Okay, I feel like I played that pretty well. I'm dead. Maybe I am dead that sucks. I think I got hit by
The brandy wait, is that new new soloing Baron wait, can he solo that?
Wait, isn't Nunu this broken?
No, surely Nunu's not this broken.
What?
What?
Wait, you guys shouldn't be there.
Just save Baron.
Dude, I'm soloing their entire team.
I get Karrina to 1 HP, Brand to 2 HP.
We just take this turret.
Oh, I'm just dead.
I should not have flashed.
Wait, does that have W?
Nope.
Nice try.
need anti-healing oh no oh no my team's throwing oh no whoa he almost instantly
died a talent that's wild all right this is a very important this is a very
important part of the game we literally just group as five and we win the game
here that's all we do it's actually that easy we group Ezreal I need help
pushing mid and getting vision where we can kill this warwick right now they
win that because I got fucking I got fucking Talon ulted just go in just go
into game make them come to you you can't end oh no I said we say fuck this
dragon and we play for Baron because we can end the game with Baron to an
two and hips down with we have baron we can end okay I got
ulted by fucking Talon why are we standing at baron instead of mid oh no
guys push mid oh my god there guys you don't need dragon either just end the
game I can wish I could type I wish I could fucking type right now end the
game look it look at mid let me ping oh no you guys did you're choosing the
literal worst option look at mid oh like you guys didn't have to do any of it I
mean now we don't have time we can get this in head but yeah dude if even one
person on our team walked mid there we win the game all right if you really
one of them how to end we literally just go top as five top is five top is five
top is five like I'm getting fucking flash ulted by this fucking towel in
every two seconds why is my why is my Ezreal backing guy like what am I
watching nah man why would we help our 80 carry right like I don't want to play
Bro, Israel's backing for a fucking single BF sword my fucking like
My my fucking new new is like chasing karma
Like what is happening?
Israel just you kill him
Holy fuck
Why is it so hard for people to just walk it down mid and win the game?
What do you people hate happiness?
Yes!
Aww!
Homie.
I un- you guys realize, right?
You were fighting worthless times for zero reason.
Like at Baron, you walk mid and you win.
Like legit.
No.
You're just diamonds.
God, I don't know what to say.
Why am I being flamed by a guy who's hard stuck in masters?
one, bro. Like you were good at set. Like I got to give him credit. He was a good set
player. Right. Like I think he played well. I just think that he's, I don't know why he
took so long to play the game though. Like this is the difference between high elo and
low elo. So like we're 300 LP masters almost right like 250. So we're right in the middle
of master tier right now. If a challenger team gets F 5000 gold lead at 17 minutes,
The game is over by 20 minutes.
The game isn't just like stalled out from 21 minutes to 20 to 30 minutes.
There isn't a 9 minute stall where people don't know what the fuck they're doing.
Like people don't know how to end games in the zero.
They essentially just run in circles.
Like I think people just prioritize farming way too much in the zero and all they have
to do is quite literally run it down with their team when they get a lead.
Oh well, it is one of those.
I had fun.
Yeah, I only killed seven wards.
Fuck, I suck.
Man, I kinda wanna play AD Carry.
I'm not gonna lie, I kinda wanna play AD.
The problem is, the second I play AD Carry,
I know I'm gonna regret playing AD.
It happens every time.
Hold on, I wanna watch this.
Yeah, this sucked, by the way.
This was brutal.
If you ever took a break,
you were just in Smurf queue for like 30 games
and it was unplayable.
True.
true
That's that's fair
Yeah, we'll finish watching that after yeah, no, I mean
I mean, I do think, hold on, you guys want to know how to counter Rek'Sai ganks, by the
way?
I don't actually know if that was a good word.
I should have maybe put one here.
Yeah, he might go all the way around instead of going through river there.
But yeah, if I ever go against the Rek'Sai, I usually put a ward down early in river,
Because most Rek'Sai players will level 3 gank bot and what they'll do is they'll go around, right?
So I'll try and show you guys, like I know I have my nap covered, but I'll try and show you guys if that ward catches Rek'Sai.
Because Rek'Sai's got a really really nasty level 3 gank bot and that's one of the things that you always want to watch for when you are playing versus him, her, them.
So, like, we don't see that they're there, so Rek'Sai is ganking mid.
See?
So, like, when I hawk shot it through the jungle and we saw that Rek'Sai wasn't on his camps,
it was really obvious that he was gonna gank mid.
So when that's going on, I shoulda spam pinged my mid laner to back up. That's on me.
We should die these guys. Like, very, very hard.
What's back?
Wait, why is this minion chasing me?
wow I really pissed that minion off he was like hey fuck back here and if I got
any of those kills I'd have boots and that sucks yeah I mean Smurf Q's trash
though it's really bad a lot of people who play League wants Murphy back but
it's so garbage Mike and and all my other minion oh no I'm just dead by
the way yeah I mean I couldn't really get off of this low I just got railed
You need to make sure that it crashes all the way
Don't let me we all freeze it
No, they just got dumpstered
They got baited so hard
this sucks I
Can't really do much here because the wave is just in such a dog shit spot
I don't know how I'm gonna play this. I guess we should have definitely gone on cog mother
That's my bad. I mean yeah, we have to go cog in there
I'm just stupid because if we don't go cog there. He just runs me down ghosts. That's on me
Yeah, I mean Kogma
Milia was a very very very strong one
So we have to kind of just play accordingly. I honestly kind of think that blitz should just roam but
There's W's down
When Kog was W's down, that's when you fight him
But I don't know if I can
I think I threw my ability that like 1v2 the lane a bit
So I think at this point we literally just have to sit here and
Kind of chill. I want to be aggro, but it's really hard
This is why did you get more help? I mean bro brother. I'm 1v2 bot. I
Don't know what more help you want
But I genuinely don't know what you want brother. Oh, I think I just threw my temple off
What are we doing? What the fuck?
I mean, this is just like every other game. When your jungle and your support are bad, the game gets really rough.
Oh, I see what's happening.
So, we have- we have an autofill.
Our jungle is autofilled, and our support is autofilled.
It is one of those. We just have two autos.
Oh no, the support's on roll, but the jungle is autofilled.
I don't want to get dove here.
I mean, I- I don't know what this is.
Why are we top?
What?
What's going on up here bro?
Blitz is just chillin' top or something, I don't know.
Yeah, I mean this game is done just because the support diff is so big.
Like, when you see the difference between when I play support versus when these randoms
play support, like, you guys can't tell me that you don't immediately notice the impact.
Like, this Blitzcrank has no idea where to be on the map, how to play the map,
no idea when to go in, how to go in.
Like when I play support, I literally pull so much pressure
that I'm just constantly 1v2 and 1v3ing, like even as Janna, all that shits.
Like you just have like, I feel like it's just weird that you would play the support role and your goal is just AFK.
It's such a weird choice.
But he's not even putting wards down.
He has to literally like, where are our wards at?
I guess I'm gonna take a break out of this game, and I'm gonna make some food
And I'll come back and I'll do another second stream
But I want to get some food
Like if I'm gonna be getting like fucking if I'm gonna be getting fucking team gapped all night
I want to be able to at least you know make some food
We only ganked the o3 but wait they didn't wait said she didn't even gank bot. Oh
Masters is not fun
Yeah, I think it's a I think it's a legit
I've said this many times and I always go back to playing AD.
I am going to never play AD carry until we hit four or five hundred LP.
It's just too shitty of a role, like it's too coin flip.
That's a better way of putting it.
AD carry is a really good role but it's way too coin flip for me.
You basically coin flip if your teammates are going to help you and play well every
game you play.
like the odds of winning 80 carry is a literal 50-50 in master tier at least the odds of winning support
80-20 I'd say I think I have an 80% one right on support right now in my last 30-40 games
maybe it's like 65-35 but yeah I'm gonna take a break and go make some dinner
thanks for watching guys I appreciate it um so I'll come back and do a second stream but I
I need to stretch my legs and make some,
I'm getting lightheaded, so I'm gonna make some dinner
and get some fresh air really quick.
Yeah, I mean these, it's,
I'm definitely not playing AD Carry until GM.
I've been climbing so efficiently off AD.
The problem is, is like, like, like support,
I think I've lost four support games in my last 30
without, I'm not even exaggerating.
And my mid games are all really good as well.
AD carry is just two coin flip.
Like I've grown out of the coin flip.
I used to love the coin flip.
I've grown out of it.
It's not funny anymore to play AD.
The role's trash.
I'm gonna be real.
The role's dog shit.