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07-27-2024 · 6h 10m

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[00:00:00] 30 seconds until minions spawn. me I Let's see so um I'm going to try and get the key. Come on, what's the worst that could happen? so so so so i have to get back so so I'm thinking.
[00:02:34] How do people do this?
[00:02:39] I don't know. so so I'm going to go ahead and do this. so so I'm wearing lots of so so so uh so so oh so so so so so so so so um so so so Enemy killing spree. you oh so so so um my time is Let's just behave. so has been slain so so so so so so so so is Thanks for watching! What's the worst that could happen? I'm trying to shoot you. so so Thanks for watching! is I have the best intentions..
[00:12:42] .
[00:12:47] . I'm going to go ahead and do this. um so so so so i'm wearing lots of belts so so so so so so so oh so so I'm going to try and get the first one. so so so don't worry so so so so An ally has been slain so yes I'm going to go ahead and do this. all right so shit so Woo!
[00:19:59] You think I'm crazy? You and get the first one. so so I'm going to try and get the kill. Your team has destroyed a turret.
[00:32:59] An ally has been slain your turret has been destroyed so so so so so I'm going to try and get the oh oh so so so so so so who needs so Shut down. Hold on, I'm about to say something really cool. me so Oh, stop. You're good. Let's get this over with. so so so I'm going to try and get the first one. so so so so so so so Thank you...................................... you so so I'm wearing lots of felt.
[00:33:14] Welcome to Summoner's Rift. 30 seconds until minions spawn
[00:36:20] Jinx? a convenient spawn. I'm going to try and get the gun. lines.. so so so so so so so so so so me if i'm listening hint so I'm thinking... How do people do this?
[00:36:26] Ghost blood.
[00:37:37] An enemy has been slain. first blood so so so so so and Adeline has been slain.
[00:52:22] You have stayed in the ring so so so What's the worst that could happen? An enemy has been slain. so so so whatever let's just start shooting um so so so so so so oh um so and enemy has been destroyed. Gotta die sometime! so so so has been I'm going to try and get the so an enemy has been and so uh you have been slain I'm wearing lots of belts. so uh so so so um so so nice uh I remember you, always ready to cry. so um so An enemy has been slain. so so so so I'm going to try and get the first one. so so me if i'm listening so so so Thanks for watching! so so so so so um so so just so Thanks for watching! so so oh part of the plan so so is so so so I'm going to go ahead and do that. so so
[00:52:30] jinx stands for jinx? An enemy an enemy has been slain so so so so so so so so so so so I'm not. so I'm going to try and get the first one. so so I'm going to go ahead and kill him. has been slain so so so so so so Thanks for watching! A summoner has disconnected.................................. you if you get lost look for my life Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
[01:03:44] Learned every weapon, tested every opponent!
[01:03:49] Thirty seconds until minions spawn. Last line of Akathia, first line of defense.
[01:04:21] Minions have spawned. spawn Hmm. Any good fishing spots around here?
[01:04:36] Keep cool, Slytherin!
[01:04:38] Or you'll lose your retina
[01:04:40] and I'm not kidding.
[01:04:44] ... uh okay eyes unclouded I'm going to try and get the kill. guy looks mighty free of boys you're welcome so you have been slain I don't care for the humbling. Always so so discussion uh quit fighting please An enemy has been slain.
[01:09:23] These old bones haven't changed a bit. um is. I'm going to go ahead and do that. so uh so swing I'm going to try and get the kill. But the rest of the world won't follow. Not on my watch.
[01:09:33] An ally has been slain! Thanks for watching! is earned win after win um you have been slain
[01:10:08] an ally has
[01:10:13] been slain Well, the end of the world isn't going to stop itself. An ally has been slain.
[01:10:36] Did you miss it? so so so I'm going to try and get the so Next fool to ask about my face gets a mouthful of lamb.. An ally has been slain. so okay uh so
[01:13:12] living through rough times Thank you for watching. Oh, I didn't realize my mic was off this whole time. I didn't even realize.
[01:13:22] No wonder you guys weren't talking back it's okay i mean i'm just gonna chill with you guys for this game.
[01:13:48] I was not planning on winning this one.
[01:13:50] I'm first-timing Jax for fun because my jungler decided to be a little douchey man,
[01:13:59] and when you're a little douchey man jungler
[01:14:09] when your year douchey man jungle boy
[01:14:17] you get you know you get saps yes so so so so Turned every weapon, busted every opponent. so yeah i actually did pretty well versus that guy considering I'm two levels down and
[01:15:52] he's got a full 2 items. wasn't bad First line of defense. so might have to make a uh An ally is enslaved. uh An enemy has been slain. so so so I'm going to try and get the first one. okay so so so winnable guys totally so so so so so uh uh an enemy has been slain
[01:20:32] oh no so so Well, we actually didn't form it huh
[01:21:21] that's crazy We have a full AP Galio support. destroyed so no oh has been yeah so so
[01:23:03] team has destroyed a turret oh okay Fuck.
[01:23:54] Honestly, I think I had that guy if i played that better
[01:24:02] my fucking hand gave out on me halfway through that fight I'm so excited. Oh, fuck. kill the beats enemy has been slain Easy peasy. I think actually once i go to 10, I might actually be able to just stat check the aurora
[01:25:15] but until then there's no way so so warriors
[01:25:53] i've only played against the roar a few times. She does seem really, really OP.
[01:26:02] Obviously this game is a bad example but she does seem pretty fucking OP.
[01:26:14] Because I've gone for some mid as well.
[01:26:19] I don't think we can kill this guy, man.
[01:26:24] Like even if i help him he's just fucking dead.
[01:26:33] Whoa.
[01:26:37] Whoa! Whoa.
[01:26:43] I do think we forward this one, boys.
[01:26:47] Learned every weapon, rested every hand... Listen lads, it is okay to lose some games um Like we're full AD as well. First line of defense. so so Fuck.
[01:28:18] I don't think Riot should stop designing champions.
[01:28:22] I don't think that's a good call. so so I think a lot of the champ designs Riot does are fine, honestly.
[01:29:04] New champs are like fun and interesting it's just that they over tune them.
[01:29:14] Like Aurora is actually a pretty cool design the The only problem with her is she's like too strong.
[01:29:41] Oh, nice. Because she's like hard to play so she gets balanced around the fact that she's hard to play.
[01:29:48] But the problem with doing that is whenever you balance a champ around the fact that it like a hard champion
[01:29:52] when they are played correctly they have no counter play
[01:29:56] which creates this like really unfun design
[01:30:20] always a real Because then in high elo and pro play, you just see the champion for months. Am I just straight up getting fucking... Like what is happening here?
[01:30:31] Why are there four people bought right now
[01:30:40] getting straight up on bot
[01:30:51] why is our support galio still pushing top? Who knows.
[01:30:56] This is why I wanted to forfeit, by the way, because it's very clear that they're not trying to win.
[01:31:01] And it's like...I don't mind you...
[01:31:04] ...not trying to win if
[01:31:05] like, you're tilted. But don't
[01:31:07] push no!
[01:31:10] Like, you're
[01:31:11] not trying to win anymore. You should at least forfeit so everybody
[01:31:13] else can like get to a game where they're gonna be trying
[01:31:17] to win um Why did our Yi not fight? I mean he's gonna have to go in if he doesn't, they're just going to lose. so What an interesting game
[01:32:20] they waited until uh Hmm.
[01:32:35] Winnable?
[01:32:39] I can't get to any farm.
[01:32:49] I mean, I don't really mind Yi taking farm but you can't be mad at your team when you're...
[01:32:52] When you're like taking all the farm, you can never get mad at your teammates at that point, because I'm a scaling champ.
[01:32:59] And he's just been walking on my lane the whole game and like taxing all the farm. so I'm gonna do a last-ditch effort bot push here and see if i can just uh
[01:33:39] maybe we'll get lucky win a team fight and because i'm pushing bot will be able to end the game I'm going to try and get the first one. oh no
[01:34:15] gragas i saw that on the mini-map. He valued his KDA over trying to win.
[01:34:30] Oh, that's funny.
[01:34:32] Yi got outsmarted by Gragas and then they lost the game because of it. My client seemed my client seems to have broken it's that time of day where I have to reload the
[01:34:56] client because it broke. I love it. I hate doing it, but
[01:35:15] it is what it is.
[01:35:41] . So, Guys, the yee added me.
[01:35:43] Do you think he wants to talk about the game?
[01:35:46] Hey man.
[01:37:27] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!..... That's so bad. Oh he removed me Aww
[01:37:28] I felt like that guy and I were bonding. Okay.... Guys. Guys, guys, guys.
[01:38:36] Relax.
[01:39:31] Okay. Relax, homies. You win some you lose some too... I think it's rumble top.
[01:40:12] I'm down. All right, let's get it boys. Let's get it!
[01:40:19] Oh, it's Nocturne Top with no Flash.
[01:40:24] I don't think that's gonna go well.
[01:40:28] No Flash No no cop is...
[01:40:31] I don't know how he's ever gonna kill me.
[01:40:34] Because I can just E every time he tries to fear and he should just never be able to actually get a kill i think nox one of those champs that you
[01:40:44] have to take uh flash on welcome to summoners rift you guys know what i'm saying Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
[01:40:51] You guys know what I'm saying?
[01:40:53] I don't think you have a choice, but it is one of those...
[01:40:58] Thirty seconds until the end of this world.
[01:41:05] Oh. 30 seconds okay
[01:41:10] what's going on there?
[01:41:26] I think our jungler is pathing to me, which is kind of nice.
[01:41:29] I need to know where Rumble's pathing.
[01:41:36] Because we definitely went 2v2 early. As a moment, Quinn. Like, we'll sauce them. um Sometimes I swear that bird is just showing up.
[01:42:07] Rewatch recall boots?
[01:42:09] I mean, it really depends. so from the sketch Dang.
[01:42:41] I was almost positive that I was gonna kill that guy right there,
[01:42:43] and I...
[01:42:45] fucked up.
[01:42:47] Oh! I'm dead.
[01:42:51] I mean, I ain't gonna lie, I fucked up every part of what just happened.
[01:42:55] I face tanked him? I-I mean, I fucked my entire game.
[01:43:07] Armamoo should have split the map though Because we knew he was there. I ain't gonna lie,
[01:43:21] I am actually
[01:43:23] in a very, very bad spot.
[01:43:26] Like, I'm ultra
[01:43:27] fucked, actually.
[01:44:47] ... actually. I mean, it it could be Adolfeld to be honest. win and apparently i'm auto filled just like face tank a whole wave earlier what has been hmm to pressure keys aloha has been slain
[01:45:00] is that nautilus just roaming around mid?
[01:45:33] Oh, that's interesting. kill Oh, I not only missed Q but I fucking walked up
[01:45:35] with my E on the cooldown
[01:45:36] Okay, I'm genuinely not thinking about the game at all
[01:45:40] right now. Like...
[01:45:41] I'm trolling.
[01:45:51] I need to like walk in.
[01:45:59] I'm like ADHD-ing where I'm just literally thinking about something completely outside the game and I'm autopiloting, but I am like...
[01:46:01] Like my autopiloting just getting me killed.
[01:46:39] Oops! oops so Man, it's so much harder to play the game when you fuck up your early game. I just...
[01:46:40] I mean, I did it to myself.
[01:46:48] He's gonna hit six probably on this wave.
[01:46:55] Yep, there it is. so And now that Mato has slain you, the island has been slained. You have slain an enemy.
[01:47:21] The fire is out!
[01:47:56] Take this! down so is on a good note, even though I suck, the enemy is making some big mistakes. stay alert not bad so an enemy has been slain I
[01:48:57] Think I'm dead
[01:49:02] Okay, so when he does that. I need to save my E for after his W.
[01:49:04] Because he's W-ing my fear?
[01:49:07] Or he's W-ing his fear, so I just need to eat the fear.
[01:49:10] An ally
[01:49:11] has been slain.
[01:49:13] An ally has been slain. An ally has been slain.
[01:49:19] Oh, he's just rushing fucking armor.
[01:49:23] Bull tank Nocturne or what?
[01:49:26] Hmm.
[01:50:21] Okay. um in the sky stay on the target What? Oh, there's just four people up there. Why is this Nautilus top the entire game? okay Good lord, that's fucking miserable.
[01:50:52] I mean...
[01:50:54] Sometimes I swear
[01:50:55] that bird is just showing off.
[01:50:56] I am really confused.
[01:50:59] Like, I did this to myself right?
[01:51:00] Like, I messed up pretty badly
[01:51:02] Uh my early game was
[01:51:04] horrible
[01:51:06] But I'm kinda confused how uh
[01:51:08] Nautilus is able to roam so much like there's no world you should be able
[01:51:14] to run this much like every time not roams you get minimum two plates like i don't know it's not playable not all has been topped five times
[01:51:55] you guys gotta push bot if you have to you can't just do this thing where you ignore playing the game.
[01:52:07] Sulu is not understanding what her role is as the support. I think this game's done. so so Weak supports?
[01:52:40] Well, you're smoking crack right? Twitch's best support is probably Yuumi or Lulu.
[01:52:53] They're just bad.
[01:53:00] Laners? bad laners lulu is one of the strongest laners in the game like i'm not even kidding like she like
[01:53:03] if i were a rank like waning supports lulu is probably the number one enchanter.
[01:53:10] She's probably right behind Nami. Right? Like, Nami and Lulu are pretty
[01:53:14] close. has been slain Look, the issue isn't
[01:53:37] The strength of the Lulu and Twitch.
[01:53:39] The issue is Nautilus being able to freely roam around
[01:53:42] the map without being abused for roaming.
[01:53:47] So if Nautilus roams, right?
[01:53:49] Your job as a bot laner is not to match the Nautilus roam.
[01:53:54] Your job is to take the turret.
[01:53:56] So when he roams...
[01:54:00] Let's say Nautilus roams top and gets a kill here right?
[01:54:01] Like, let's say Nautilus roams top and gets a kill here. Your job
[01:54:04] is to go bot lane, and
[01:54:05] you 2v1 the Kai'Sa under the turret.
[01:54:08] Or you dive, or you take the turret, or you zone her.
[01:54:10] You have to do something.
[01:54:12] You don't...
[01:54:12] What this guy is doing,
[01:54:14] this Lulu,
[01:54:15] is he's getting confused.
[01:54:17] This Lulu thinks that
[01:54:19] she needs to match the Nautilus roams but that's not how you counter
[01:54:24] rome so you counter rooms by pressuring the opposite side of the map when
[01:54:27] they're roaming
[01:54:32] but the lulu doesn't't perceive that as...
[01:54:34] She doesn't understand how you do it.
[01:54:41] See how she's always late to every play?
[01:54:49] Like, it's kind of just one of those knowledge bomb things where Lulu will have to learn through games how to play that role.
[01:55:02] Stay alert, an enemy is dominating shut down There's always a plan.
[01:55:21] Yo, there is no way we can kill this guy. was so Find me a path.
[01:56:08] Damn, we really are not forfeiting.
[01:56:28] Oof. I think I'm just gonna... swap accounts.
[01:56:31] I'll take the AFK.
[01:56:35] Like, it's probably the best thing to do right now actually because like
[01:56:36] this is...
[01:56:38] We stand almost 0%, probably like 1% chance of winning this.
[01:56:44] If I swap accounts at least...
[01:56:50] They get the reduced thing.
[01:56:57] Because like, this is just stupid. We're all kind of just wasting everybody's time. your strength is going to destroy you val's still Your turret has been destroyed.
[01:57:52] An enemy has been slain I was taking a drink of water.
[01:58:22] Fuck. so I don't really blame
[01:58:44] our team this game. And he's autofilled, I'm just playing like dogshit and our bot lane...
[01:58:55] Basically AFK'd the entire lane phase so it is what it is so so check the hunting fresh so Good morning. Hey, good morning. hmm bird's eye view is the best advantage oh Your turret has been destroyed.
[02:00:45] We've got this covered. so so so I'm gonna see how it ends.
[02:01:31] Now! My enemy is legend!
[02:01:37] Rampage Call me for 10 years?
[02:01:41] Damn, it's been a while bro! so I appreciate the continued support. Stick to the plan, Val. so They are 1000% on Baron.
[02:02:41] We don't have any wards
[02:03:43] Oh um Really? I feel like i'm gonna get rumble ulted right now and i'm gonna cry so Oh, we got two items. Not the worst, not the worst.
[02:03:51] Alright boys...
[02:03:54] Let's wake up a little bit.
[02:03:56] Let's see how good we do
[02:04:13] we got two turrets around the map, We actually have a chance to win this. Because all of the turrets on the map right now have bounties? Oh no.
[02:04:33] How did that guy know I was there? The fuck?
[02:04:39] He literally just like checked it.
[02:04:44] He's still up there, what are they doing?
[02:04:47] Wait that's crazy.
[02:04:50] The enemy team is actually getting caught and they're in a really bad spot right now. so so Winnebool!
[02:05:32] Holy shit.
[02:05:38] Winnable!
[02:05:43] Fucking mouse whale!
[02:06:06] Oh. Oh shit, the bounties are gone!
[02:06:09] That means we're actually...
[02:06:17] Since the bounties are gone that means we're getting actually getting close to being like within a reasonable amount of gold I mean, we're three items. It's not bad.
[02:06:42] We just gotta be a little careful.
[02:06:45] Because I do think that...I'm pretty sure I can 1v1 the Nocturne.
[02:06:50] But I still need to be a little care.
[02:06:55] Let's see if we can set up trap. Hopefully LeBlanc comes down here or knock?
[02:07:41] Okay they're gonna make a play Madden. They need to not die right now. Like, I have Baron recall. So if somebody comes to stop me, I can go defend. Dude, dude, I actually got fucking...
[02:07:45] I cancelled an auto.
[02:07:49] God, if I kill him there we win the game dude i canceled nato i'm so old We still got it, which is nice. But I had to burn my flash.
[02:08:09] Which is not nice. I think the next thing you buy is actually supposed to be...
[02:08:22] Yeah, I'm gonna be real.
[02:08:23] I actually don't know what my next item should be.
[02:08:26] I'm assuming IE is probably good, but... still kaisa's plot me That's really bad.
[02:09:09] Shut down!
[02:09:12] Shut down!
[02:09:13] Ooh, nice huge.
[02:09:15] An enemy has been slaved.
[02:09:17] Hmm I wonder if I actually should have just pushed top.
[02:09:20] I wanted to flank around because...
[02:09:23] ...I didn't want to die to a Blanc, right?
[02:10:04] And they were all so low I'm pretty sure my team can like a thousand percent go to Baron. Oh my team's gonna play for dragon. I don't think that's a good play.
[02:10:05] We don't have vision.
[02:11:00] Okay. so so um Damn it, man! I almost had that.
[02:11:01] Wait how did my team die?
[02:11:09] I'm actually a little curious about how my team died there.
[02:11:11] I got Rumble ults, LeBlanc, Zhonya's and ult.
[02:11:18] What killed him? It must have been Kai'Sa.
[02:11:23] There was nothing else that could have so Holy moly.
[02:11:54] Okay, I actually think
[02:11:55] I can catch them before they back.
[02:12:06] No way...
[02:12:43] I mean, I tried. so Man, I didn't know she was actually gonna be watching that bush.
[02:12:44] I suck.
[02:12:45] Damn it.
[02:12:48] I mean, honestly,
[02:12:50] I knew she was there but I didn't think she......was gonna know exactly how
[02:12:52] I was pathing.
[02:12:54] I should've played safer.
[02:12:56] Like, I'm really fast!
[02:12:58] I should have just pathed the safe way.
[02:13:01] That was kinda stupid of me.
[02:13:49] Okay. Damn, I got caught and then they got caught. caught let's see if we can do it Damn.
[02:13:53] I'm getting flamed.
[02:13:57] Our Annie has 17 deaths,
[02:14:01] and the only reason that fight even went bad by the way before
[02:14:03] was because Twitch
[02:14:05] somehow died on top
[02:14:07] of the team.
[02:14:14] Never mind, it's not worth typing yeah you guys I mean, what?
[02:14:42] You can 2v1 her.
[02:14:45] Yes you can
[02:14:55] homie, 32 52. I'm just gonna play the most boring champs so we can climb.
[02:15:28] It's going to suck, but I am actually so bored of being in this elo because when I try hard
[02:15:34] I lose.
[02:15:35] So I might as well just play the most influential roles and those boring champs like most stat
[02:15:41] checky normal boring champs. The like, most stat-checky normal boring champs.
[02:15:49] It sucks because it's going to be boring but I'd rather
[02:15:52] be bored and wind than...I'm at boring, but I'd rather be bored and win than...
[02:15:53] I'm at the point where I'd rather be bored and win
[02:15:56] then have fun and lose.
[02:15:57] Just because every game of having fun is basically just
[02:16:01] me trying to micromanage like five people and none of them understand what they're doing
[02:16:07] it's very frustrating So I'm just going to do all the
[02:16:22] hard stuff myself.
[02:16:26] And there are some champs that
[02:16:27] you can just exist and do all
[02:16:29] the hard work without any effort.
[02:16:38] They just Like, they just... They reward macro.
[02:16:40] Right?
[02:16:41] They're what we call
[02:16:42] macro champs.
[02:16:44] They just reward
[02:16:45] really good macro,
[02:16:46] and I'm kind of sick and tired
[02:16:50] of fighting.
[02:16:51] So I'm just going to play
[02:16:52] the macro champions
[02:16:53] and we're going to be
[02:16:54] really boring
[02:16:54] and we're going to literally really boring and we're gonna literally just play
[02:17:01] to make everybody's life hell it is. So prepare for the world's most boring stream, boys.
[02:17:40] No action just farming.
[02:17:48] But the chances that I go up very hard,
[02:17:51] very fast in LP are very high. Like, when people pick stuff like that right?
[02:18:09] Like Smolder.
[02:18:10] I already know...er. I already know
[02:18:11] that
[02:18:14] he's either autofilled or...
[02:18:19] I don't think
[02:18:20] I'm respecting low elo too much
[02:18:23] I do this a lot where sometimes
[02:18:25] I will forget that diamond players
[02:18:27] don't know what they're doing
[02:18:28] and I'll respect them kind of like
[02:18:30] I'll make a play and that play will assume that they know how to
[02:18:36] counter the play so it's like a consistent good play because if they knew how to counter it
[02:18:40] i would get right but the problem is your team doesn't know
[02:18:44] what to do to counter their counter
[02:18:46] so it's like this giant chess match of
[02:18:48] essentially what you have to do is
[02:18:49] just understand that sometimes
[02:18:52] it's actually better to just do something suboptimal in this Evo because the enemy is not going to know what they're doing either..... What am I verse mid?
[02:19:57] Lucian? Easy win.
[02:20:03] See, this is the thing too right
[02:20:05] people will pick really aggressive
[02:20:07] things mid.
[02:20:11] People will pick super aggressive things in mid lane
[02:20:12] and they want to punish you, but
[02:20:17] nobody in this elo can play them. So they just
[02:20:20] die.. so so Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
[02:21:06] Fuck, I forgot my water.
[02:21:13] Support? Oh yeah!
[02:21:17] Support's one of the best roles in the game to climb. But you have
[02:21:21] to be willing to just like be bored support is um it's always going to be one of the best roles do not challenge what am i watching by the way so Okay.
[02:22:17] Fuck it! How crazy is that?
[02:22:34] We're at level one, and everybody is four-manning top at level one.
[02:22:44] That's so fucking funny.
[02:22:47] There's no way that this guy what am i watching guys
[02:22:51] why are you guys too many top or two manning men so so so so bam so so What the fuck is going on, man?
[02:24:33] Jesus Christ.
[02:24:40] Oh! Jesus Christ. Okay, relax, Brom!
[02:24:48] Chill bro Chill, bro.
[02:24:50] That looks clean.
[02:25:05] They played it decent, for a sec. The biggest issue...
[02:25:10] Was that it wasn't even
[02:25:14] That Smolder didn't come. It was that they cancelled two of their auto attacks like they actually would have won that Damn.
[02:25:51] I didn't know if he had flash or not, so I was playing like he didn't.
[02:25:59] It's okay though. Now that he has no flash we can get a shutdown so What are you doing?
[02:26:47] There's no way the solution is a real person. What? Hey, bugger.
[02:26:50] I gotta go back so so um What?
[02:27:46] Wow. What?
[02:27:50] Wow.
[02:27:56] Somehow Lucian roamed mid at level fucking five and got a double.
[02:28:00] Or, roamed bottom in. so hmm Pretty sure that guy's dead.
[02:28:42] Oh, he's not. Okay. Oh yes. Go.
[02:29:09] Okay.
[02:29:14] Huh? Okay. All right bro, you do you.
[02:29:18] You came all the way mid to push me off the mid wave.
[02:30:09] I don't know what that was for, but thank you. Oh my goodness. I mean, I'm not gonna run to that. That Lucian's trolling!
[02:30:13] Yeah, I mean that's crazy
[02:30:31] I told you guys though if If you just play boring-ass fucking macro champs...
[02:31:19] ...I'm telling you man so so I just took Lucian's turret at... okay.
[02:31:27] Oh, get fucked!
[02:31:56] Get fucked! get Dude, I'm so fucking strong. I think Lucian is roaming again.
[02:32:05] Dude, this guy has not learned his lesson.
[02:32:09] What do I illusion?
[02:32:29] Reactivist... Why are you picking me? Wait, I'm actually doing the correct play here by the way.
[02:32:33] Like my bot's getting dove, but...
[02:32:41] the dive is bad. And if you notice I'm taking like infinity turrets.
[02:33:08] ... I'm on their their inhib turret. 12 minutes into the game
[02:33:17] like they are they are beyond boned.
[02:33:23] Three turrets deep, baby! That is so much gold.
[02:33:33] We already have two items at 13 minutes.
[02:33:37] We have two full items level 11 almost holy Yeah, I do think Lucian is soft inting though. 100%.
[02:34:14] I don't want to take the inhibitor it's kind of worthless
[02:34:43] like taking the inhibitor actually just helps them so Dude, I haven't- I don't think i've seen a game this snowball
[02:35:12] legitimately in like 40 games or something crazy this is insane oh Oh no, I got hit by the spear. My mechanics!
[02:35:50] I actually 1v3 that if i don't get hit by that spear Now we just go Leandry's? uh uh-oh
[02:36:14] it seems our teammates are doing the same thing i did That's not my fault.
[02:36:15] The fuck?
[02:36:17] No, like straight up that was him being greedy
[02:36:19] because he did not need to be No, like straight up that was him being greedy.
[02:36:20] Because he did not need to be there!
[02:36:23] He could have just walked away and I'd get the kill.
[02:36:26] But he wanted to participate in the fight point blank against the dash that's on him bro so I'm not gonna walk up. Wow, we're shooting at two full items. so so so so are so so huh huh Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
[02:38:55] I'm really bored. I can't believe they're not forcing I'm three out of Malzahar at fucking 18 minutes, man.
[02:39:18] They have no turrets.
[02:39:26] Okay. they have no turrets oh that's why they're not forfeiting they remember
[02:39:28] that we have a smolder. I swear, man...
[02:39:38] The urge to fight is too powerful for some
[02:39:49] the urge to just push their buttons.
[02:39:53] Too powerful, boys. so I'm just going to set up here.
[02:40:19] Somebody will either A, walk up
[02:40:23] to push the wave or B... so so so This is actually very bad.
[02:41:22] Like, I can't actually stress how bad this is.
[02:41:27] I pushed mid but Illaoi didn't come. She needed the TP to that fight.
[02:41:37] Like that was a fight like I was pressuring mid there. We needed her to TP. I mean, there's no way you guys are trying to do Baron.
[02:42:09] They're gonna have to adult this guy really
[02:43:01] somehow kaisa's the most insanely broken champ i've ever seen so so so I'm telling you, man.
[02:43:04] Ending games in this elo is so hard.
[02:43:07] When you have a lead this early,
[02:43:09] it's actually SO hard to end games
[02:44:33] because people don't know what the win cons are. so guys please don't throw away baron so so Like, they got Baron and then they
[02:44:34] fucking threw Baron away.
[02:44:38] This is what I mean!
[02:44:39] Why are you guys throwing Baron away to kill some-
[02:44:43] Like...I don't get it man. okay Genuinely though, it's really weird.
[02:45:07] Because we should have just won the game off that Baron.
[02:45:11] But for some reason I don't think so. Like, we should have just won the game off that Baron.
[02:45:14] But for some reason they were like...
[02:45:15] Okay, we need to all three die at the dragon
[02:45:18] for second dragon of the game.
[02:45:22] Like I swear the biggest issue that people what so I mean, I guess I can just go group med but like...
[02:45:53] I mean... like i mean
[02:46:03] i don't even think we should be pushing
[02:46:04] mid i don't even think we should be pushing men so You guys see why I play Malz now?
[02:46:39] He just shits on people with bad macro.
[02:46:44] Like, I'm telling you man it's actually that.
[02:46:48] He's just a whore. man it's actually that
[02:46:54] he's just like a macro champion
[02:47:00] and if you have good macro you can just win the game with mouse like think about how insanely hard that game was because my team was just throwing away a lead after lead after lead after lead after lead.
[02:47:21] My god damn!
[02:47:25] Yo, homies.
[02:47:27] By the way, when we have
[02:47:29] Baron, I won't just die for drake okay What?. Poppy, if you're ghosting by the way,
[02:48:36] You should focus on improving Instead of like whining and bitching
[02:48:38] About how you
[02:48:39] Cause you guys just got shit on
[02:48:42] Like I didn't pay for anything bro.
[02:48:46] You just suck at fucking support.
[02:48:51] Straight up you're just bad.
[02:48:54] I can break this down for you Poppy if, if you really want to, dude.
[02:48:58] Here, I'll give you free coaching while we wait in queue.
[02:49:03] Because I feel like being a nice guy right now,
[02:49:05] I'll give you some free coaching while we're in queue.
[02:49:06] Okay? guy right now i'll give you some free coaching while we're in queue
[02:49:11] you ready pay attention all right there's a reason that your heart stuck diamond too
[02:49:20] so check this out
[02:49:24] level one let's see what mr leona did
[02:49:27] level one.
[02:49:39] It is 1 minute 32 seconds into the game, and Leona is top.
[02:49:45] You walked all the way from bot to top...
[02:49:48] To do what?
[02:49:50] To get queued by Braum and then walk all the way back?
[02:50:07] Okay. Okay, so you chose to go on a fucking expedition. Right?
[02:50:09] Like homie...
[02:50:12] Nobody's win-trading your games.
[02:50:14] You understand that you just spent a full minute
[02:50:16] walking around the map doing nothing.
[02:50:20] That is why you are hard stock diamond. There is no other reason like, but you're delusional if you actually think that it's anybody but your own gameplay. That's insane! so I don't even know who's supposedly win trading yet. Okay, so you guys get poked.
[02:51:35] You EQ the Braum.
[02:51:39] So your first fight of the game, let's check this out...
[02:51:43] You get poked down, you're at 40% HP
[02:51:46] You EQ the enemy support
[02:51:50] then flash away and you have two wards available,
[02:52:02] and none of them are placed on the map.
[02:52:07] Is that about right?
[02:52:13] You have no vision on actually making excuses right now that's insane so Dude, look at our lead.
[02:52:58] Holy fuck, dude.
[02:53:01] I have 7500 gold
[02:53:02] at
[02:53:04] 13 minutes.
[02:53:06] Holy shit. so so
[02:53:31] i'm still confused who's win trading huh so I mean, this is crazy.
[02:54:19] They're trying to two-man Baron. so blue team has Thanks for watching! I don't know man, I'm gonna be real with you.
[02:55:03] I think you're just...
[02:55:05] Delusional.
[02:55:12] You straight up lost that game because you guys didn't know what
[02:55:14] you were doing.
[02:55:17] Like, it's literally it.
[02:55:18] You just didn't know what
[02:55:18] you're doing.. you you.. All right, guys. You guys ready for some gaming?
[02:56:28] Let's do it lads. Gaming time!. I'm a little sad
[02:57:02] because
[02:57:03] I wanted to play Leona in this game, but we banned it.
[02:57:10] It's kind of my fault though.
[02:57:11] I mean, I didn't hover.
[02:57:12] I don't know... All right, lads.
[02:57:53] I know, I got a lot of lurkers in the chat tonight. Not a lot of people are typing
[02:57:59] you're all just tired and chilling, asleep...
[02:58:02] I get it.
[02:58:04] I've been there lads.
[02:58:46] Glad you guys are enjoying the stream. as you wish 30 seconds into a minion spawn Working is what you do? No, I appreciate it. You guys are... even if you are workers, I appreciate you guys chilling with me. Minions have spawned. Breathlessly.
[02:59:07] Breathlessly. so I'm almost positive
[02:59:37] that this Kindred
[02:59:40] is going to invade level 2.
[02:59:45] So,
[02:59:46] I have the Kaisa ward in the bush level 2. so Yep, there she is. Told ya!
[03:00:21] Every Kaisa- I mean every Kindred does the same thing.
[03:00:28] They all invade on that timer or in a game? We need to push this so I can go back. ah
[03:01:08] an enemy has been slain so so Inheritance. I'm really sad.
[03:02:08] I literally went mid to make sure that guy doesn't die, and then he ran it down.
[03:02:30] Okay. so Now, the super speed has been slain. Too late to run. I'm going to try and get a little bit of health from this first boss. And a Dr. Mundo just solo killed Vayne?
[03:02:48] Wait, that's crazy. so so ready to kill them again I'm actually surprised that Vayne is losing to Dr. Mundo?
[03:03:46] Because that's, like, actually an impossible matchup.
[03:03:50] Like, I
[03:03:51] say that sometimes where it's like oh that's an impossible matchup
[03:03:54] no i mean that's actually an impossible
[03:03:55] matchup so oh Wait, I actually almost griefed by the way.
[03:04:31] Goddammit.
[03:04:36] You get hooked one time!
[03:04:44] Not bad, though.
[03:04:52] Huge!
[03:06:02] Very well fucking played. so has been slain Not bad. so What?
[03:06:06] Alright, well we can't go help Top anymore.
[03:06:09] He decided to condemn
[03:06:10] the guy to safety.
[03:06:12] Hmm...
[03:06:18] Which is crazy! crazy oh so Dude, I'm telling you man. Support is so boring but
[03:07:05] so fucking OP so so You guys think he's gonna randomly hook the bush?
[03:07:44] Nah, he didn't. Okay. so huh so so so so so as you wish Man, I can't go anywhere without my team dying, can I? With ease. so I'm going to go back and do this. so I'm going to try and get the so I'm going to go ahead and do that. so make peace Good morning.
[03:11:24] Hmm.
[03:11:29] What's up, X?
[03:11:38] How the match has been. I decided to just win every game from now on by
[03:11:40] playing... Like, I finally gave up
[03:11:43] and just said, I'm just going to play the most boring
[03:11:45] possible things of all time.
[03:12:01] So sadly we are just going to climb through really boring macro champs.
[03:12:06] Because nothing else is working and I'm going to move in. so so breath You won two Jungle Yumi games in a row.
[03:13:03] Do I want to know why you were playing jungle Yumi or is that just we'll just forget it
[03:13:36] An ally has been slain As you wish. Your turret has been destroyed. so so black I'm going to go near that guy either.
[03:14:29] What is going on with like...
[03:14:35] I'm an idiot.
[03:14:39] I mean that was just, I should not be anywhere near that guy. That's 100% my bad.
[03:14:46] Like, this... This guy and this guy?
[03:14:48] I should not be anywhere near those two.
[03:18:07] I will take 100% of the L. so so so so so uh so so... so harmony so let's just do Baron on the spawn. upon the wind so so Dude, it's actually hilarious how much more control you have when you play support
[03:18:10] over like forcing people to do stuff
[03:18:17] it's actually really funny. You know when I'm playing AD and paying to do stuff?
[03:18:21] It never happens. But when I play support, I'm literally like like hey guys let's do the objective
[03:18:40] and it's 20 minutes and they're just like oh yeah okay so so four turns so so so The Kai'sa is good. Do you want to know a secret?
[03:20:10] Every AD Carry looks good when they have a pocket
[03:20:14] enchanter.
[03:20:21] It's like
[03:20:22] when you have a pocket
[03:20:23] enchanter,
[03:20:25] you gain like fake skill i don't know how else to put
[03:20:31] it like um if i'm doing a lot of the Like, um...
[03:20:38] If I'm doing a lot of the work for you and like let's say you make a mistake
[03:20:40] and I make up for your mistake
[03:20:42] Let's say that you get hooked
[03:20:44] And then I am standing next to you everywhere you go, and
[03:20:47] like, you have a lead. Let's say you
[03:20:48] get a lead, and now I'm just hovering you the entire
[03:20:50] game? If I play correctly,
[03:20:53] you can't
[03:20:54] die.
[03:20:56] Because I have too many ways of, like, peeling him.
[03:21:05] So it's like...
[03:21:05] I do think that Kai'Sa was decent by the way.
[03:21:07] Like I'm not trying to flame the guy.
[03:21:08] I think he played really well.
[03:21:10] I'm saying more so...
[03:21:11] I'm moreso trying to say like a...
[03:21:17] You have to like view the game more about when somebody's doing their job correctly
[03:21:29] the game feels
[03:21:31] way easier
[03:21:33] straight up though that's just kind of how League works it's like Straight up, though.
[03:21:40] That's just kind of how League works.
[03:21:41] Because League of Legends is a team game, right?
[03:21:44] Because it's a team game,
[03:21:46] if you're doing your job correctly
[03:21:47] as like a jungler,
[03:21:49] support, top, whatever... job correctly as like a jungler uh you know support atop whatever um
[03:21:55] you make everybody else's job easier and that's why when you're playing AD Carry, or any role I guess.
[03:22:03] Let's say you are a challenger player right?
[03:22:06] Let's say your an actual challenger player and you're just climbing through the ranks okay?
[03:22:10] If you were to ask any challenger player what the hardest
[03:22:12] rank to climb through is, they will
[03:22:14] actually tell you Masters is
[03:22:16] harder to climb through than
[03:22:18] Grandmaster.
[03:22:20] Even though it sounds crazy because you're like that doesn't make any fucking sense right?
[03:22:24] Like why would GM be harder than or why would Masters be harder than GM?
[03:22:27] It's because the game gets easier when everybody is doing the job that they signed up to queue
[03:22:33] up to do.
[03:22:35] So in Masters,
[03:22:37] Masters is like the elo you can get
[03:22:39] to with really basic
[03:22:41] knowledge of macro but really good knowledge of matchups and champions
[03:22:47] like if you're like a one trick i don't know top laner right you can probably get to masters
[03:22:52] just like by playing the match matchups correctly and having decent
[03:22:55] mechanics and not dying.
[03:22:57] Once you get to Masters, you have to actually learn
[03:22:58] wave management and tempo and all that
[03:23:01] shit, right? Because
[03:23:02] all of that is really important to being consistent.
[03:23:06] The problem is a lot of people
[03:23:07] don't have to learn that, so you get into this weird
[03:23:09] place where
[03:23:11] people will do what they've been doing
[03:23:13] to climb but they won't improve. And then you get
[03:23:15] nobody's doing the
[03:23:18] macro that their role was supposed to be
[03:23:20] doing.
[03:23:22] So it's like if you're playing support
[03:23:24] your job is to either A, be the engage and put wards down.
[03:23:30] Or B...
[03:23:33] To play-
[03:23:36] To be the mitigator and control vision through helping your team.
[03:23:41] So you can pick an enchanter which mitigates, or you can pick Nautilus or Leona which engages.
[03:23:47] Right?
[03:23:49] That's pretty much
[03:23:50] what
[03:23:51] support does.
[03:23:57] But hold on. I'm gonna show you a replay of that game to explain to you why I say that like...
[03:24:07] When I wanna climb, I just spam support.
[03:24:10] It's incredibly boring for me because it's not fun to run around and play support.
[03:24:17] But let me show you what I mean, okay?
[03:24:25] So just outright...
[03:24:31] Watch what happens.
[03:24:36] I'll play the entire lane phase because the start of the lane is actually really important.
[03:24:38] Watch. So just outright, let's
[03:24:40] watch what happens at the very start of
[03:24:42] the lane.
[03:24:46] I mean already Nautilus is fucking up
[03:24:51] right like he's already
[03:24:52] messing up. Look where
[03:24:54] he's standing.
[03:24:57] Like, if you're standing
[03:24:58] here as Nautilus, you're not
[03:25:00] creating any space or pressure in the lane. And what does Nautilus, you're not creating any space or pressure in the lane.
[03:25:03] And what does Nautilus want to do?
[03:25:05] This champion is designed to create
[03:25:07] space for his AD carry and create pressure through
[03:25:09] kill pressure, right? But if he's here
[03:25:11] let's say he's here,
[03:25:13] let's say he walks up.
[03:25:15] This Kai'Sa can just walk over here. We know where
[03:25:17] he is because we can see him.
[03:25:20] And he's just
[03:25:21] making a mistake. So here, he walks up to auto this minion
[03:25:24] and look how much damage
[03:25:26] he takes.
[03:25:38] He just took a third of his HP because he wanted to walk up and hit a minion.
[03:25:46] I'm not doing anything crazy, right? Like we're not doing anything crazy. Right? Like, we're not doing anything insane.
[03:25:53] I do it again... Boom! W auto. Now he's at 60%. He's chugging a pot.
[03:25:59] So here, I actually had my Kai'Sa put a ward down.
[03:26:07] Like, I pinged her to put this ward down because...
[03:26:13] ...I knew that Kindred was gonna invade level 2
[03:26:16] Because every Kindrid always invades blue level two.
[03:26:21] And it's just a knowledge thing so we have the ward
[03:26:23] so we can see the kindred invading.
[03:26:26] What this does is this tells my viego to not sit but right this tells
[03:26:33] my vigo to sit uh just change his pathing to not go into his own jungle but to go into the enemy jungle
[03:26:44] sorry i'm doing my runes give me a sec.
[03:26:55] But there's a lot more to the game than people understand at the highest level.
[03:26:58] Like, A LOT more to the game.
[03:27:01] Here, watch.
[03:27:05] So Viego's invading right?
[03:27:07] Now watch...
[03:27:13] I miss the Naito right? i get hooked and watch what we do the second i get hooked i heal at full hp because this is like an all-in timer for them right so i don't want the heal to be mitigated
[03:27:23] by the ignite so i heal it full hp and i w and i just start fighting the Nautilus with autos.
[03:27:33] And he's dead.
[03:27:39] Here,
[03:27:39] this is also a very important thing.
[03:27:43] I ping that we need to shove the wave.
[03:27:45] See, I ping shove.
[03:27:48] The reason we need to
[03:27:49] shove this is because both of us need to reset
[03:27:51] and I want to go top
[03:27:53] to help out my jungler because i see that my jungler is fighting the kindred
[03:27:59] and because i see my jungle was fighting thered, I want to go top.
[03:28:06] So we get the reset.
[03:28:08] I go mid. Now watch what happens.
[03:28:10] Instead of resetting, I hover
[03:28:12] mid for a sec, right?
[03:28:17] Diana goes in...
[03:28:23] Burn her flash.
[03:28:31] So in the first 3 minutes and 30 seconds of the game, I have one bot lane for my team, One mid lane for my team,
[03:28:33] And one jungle for my team and one jungle for my team
[03:28:37] with all of my decisions in the first three minutes.
[03:28:44] And the fact that support allows you to do something like this in the game is insane.
[03:28:54] Like, the fact that this role is so strong that you can do like this where i've basically
[03:29:00] given my team a 1000 gold lead at three minutes into the game, it's insane.
[03:29:12] No other role in the game can do this.
[03:29:22] But I Like, it's actually crazy. What about jungle? Jungle can't do it
[03:29:30] because jungle has to farm.
[03:29:32] So, like, jungle
[03:29:33] has a lot of influence in the game
[03:29:35] in a different way, right?
[03:29:38] Jungle's influence in the game is you can
[03:29:40] influence lanes and invade and do all this stuff,
[03:29:43] but you also have
[03:29:44] to be farming camps.
[03:29:46] You don't have to farm camps
[03:29:48] as a support.
[03:29:52] So to farm camps as a support. So I can just walk around
[03:29:53] the map and do whatever I want with no downside,
[03:29:55] except for like, I have to be helping my team
[03:29:57] at certain stages.
[03:29:59] And then this guy... I probably should have pinged him because we knew Nautilus was going mid
[03:30:05] Because he's doing the same roam timer that I just did
[03:30:07] So we knew he was gonna be mid and this guy has no flash
[03:30:10] Okay is going to be mid, and this guy has no flash.
[03:30:14] Basically what ended up happening is the Aurora
[03:30:16] overstayed.
[03:30:20] She had 600 gold? She should have backed and TP'd.
[03:30:31] Here, I walk over and we get another kill. I clear the wards.
[03:30:50] And if you watch what happens here,
[03:30:53] I push the next wave in. Or I recall or I push the wave? I can't remember.
[03:31:03] Oh we just pushed the wave. Okay.
[03:31:09] So we push this in and then I go help Viego, then we recall.
[03:31:19] ... Then we recall. Now I'm just going to do the same thing,
[03:31:21] I go back bot,
[03:31:22] I start pressuring bot lane.
[03:31:30] I missed the nado because i'm bad but this was
[03:31:32] bad.
[03:31:33] I actually messed up
[03:31:34] here and I got hooked
[03:31:34] for like half my hp.
[03:31:36] This was actually my bad the reason
[03:31:38] i flashed if you're curious is because uh
[03:31:40] if zary had flash auto'd, I would have died so i had to flash preemptive
[03:31:45] because if she flashed on me I just die so I made a mistake I got hooked that was my B
[03:31:55] but here you notice how like even though I'm at 1 HP,
[03:31:59] I'm not running away.
[03:32:00] This is what I'm trying to get through your guys' heads
[03:32:02] is why support is so strong.
[03:32:15] Okay. Wait, I had heal up when I died? Wait, I'm an idiot.
[03:32:20] That's gotta be a bug!
[03:32:27] Wow, I had heal up and I just didn't use it.
[03:32:31] What the fuck? I suck!
[03:32:40] Really well played by Kaisa.
[03:32:43] Top lane, the Kindred is out of the game. I
[03:33:02] Don't know what is going on here.
[03:33:04] This Vayne's gotta just be tired.
[03:33:11] But we show up again, right?
[03:33:13] And we get another kill for just walking top.
[03:33:17] At this point
[03:33:17] I have six of the seven KP
[03:33:19] on our team. here we do it again we recall we walk We recall. We walk. Another pick.
[03:33:48] Ooh, this was sick!
[03:33:49] I actually am pretty impressed with myself here.
[03:33:52] Watch how clean this was.
[03:33:53] Watch it's watch.
[03:33:55] Watch how clean this was. Watch it, watch. Watch how clean
[03:33:56] this dive was.
[03:33:58] This is probably
[03:33:59] the best dive
[03:34:01] I've been able to do
[03:34:02] on Janna in a bit.
[03:34:03] Watch this, watch this.
[03:34:04] This was like an actual
[03:34:05] challenger dive
[03:34:07] watch how i watch how we set this up i walked out of vision to drop the nato
[03:34:14] right like she can't see the NATO.
[03:34:19] Well, you can't see it on her screen, right?
[03:34:23] So I walked out of vision to drop a NATO.
[03:34:26] I walked up here
[03:34:32] i forced her under the turret by trying to like she saw the nato panicked
[03:34:41] i w get tur aggro nado we're up. And we just get the dive.
[03:34:47] Almost perfect. At this point we have 8 of 11kp. Nautilus has 2.
[03:35:47] Here, yet again we just make another play. so We're just following everyone around doing shit.
[03:35:49] But you get the idea, right?
[03:35:52] The reason I was showing that to
[03:35:53] you guys is because I want you to see the idea
[03:35:55] of how
[03:35:57] fucking hard you can snowball
[03:35:59] Waynes as this role.
[03:36:03] And kind of
[03:36:04] why I picked this role?
[03:36:20] By the way, I am in a nine minute queue. I think it's bugs.
[03:36:23] I'm going to re-queue.
[03:36:31] It's only if the AD carry is decent?
[03:36:33] I mean, this AD carry is just like every other
[03:36:34] AD carry on the sealer though
[03:36:37] like here all i'll go look at his uh i mean the kaisa played well but
[03:36:42] again what i'm saying is like you enable your teammates by
[03:36:47] being a good support. You
[03:36:48] enable them to play better.
[03:36:53] Like, look at this.
[03:36:56] This guy's obviously not a bad player right he's like i'm
[03:36:58] he's like a low lowish masters like 70 to 100 masters 80.
[03:37:03] he's not bad right but the thing is this doesn't make him any different than any other ad carry in the seal Okay. I mean look the enemy's airy ended 140 LP masters in their peak so the enemies area is not
[03:37:46] bad right it's the same idea.
[03:37:56] Like, this AD carry is not bad.
[03:37:58] It's just that he couldn't do anything
[03:38:00] because the Nautilus didn't know how to play support
[03:38:06] so because i'm obviously not diamonds and support is a really easy roll.
[03:38:16] I can just impact the game extremely hard. Right?
[03:38:27] Like, none of these players are substantially better than their counterparts.
[03:38:39] Yeah. counterparts. It all just comes down to you
[03:38:41] enabling people to play the game Okay, I have been in queue for 20 minutes.
[03:39:01] What's going on?
[03:39:27] It is Friday night, Saturday morning and I'm in a 20-minute queue. Hello?
[03:39:36] I mean, if you think about it though... The only reason AD Carry mains are good...
[03:39:41] Most AD Carry mains who have been high-euro can play support.
[03:39:46] Because when you play AD Carry,
[03:39:48] you know what you want your support to do
[03:39:50] so when you play support, you just
[03:39:52] do it. Does that make sense?
[03:40:03] It's like you're just automatically ingrained in knowing the role because you play AD, so you have a cheat code to know how support works... That's why you like watching ADE, because then you get to learn what they do on support.
[03:41:00] Oh yeah! There we go. Same idea. gonna learn how to what you're doing support oh yeah there you go same idea well you can watch
[03:41:05] ad streamers to learn how to support you can watch support streamers to learn how to add
[03:41:09] it all makes sense
[03:41:22] hey what's up welcome to our Q simulator stream we're gonna have been in queue for 22 minutes.
[03:41:28] Oh, I guess you just have to bitch about it.
[03:41:32] Like maybe when you bitch about it. Like maybe when you
[03:41:35] bitch about it, Riot will make a pot.
[03:41:39] That's the golden rule. So, What the fuck is this song?
[03:42:01] Who's that? I was listening to say this
[03:42:23] To you right now
[03:42:23] I'm going to play a very
[03:42:26] Very easy mid My hand hurts.
[03:42:29] I've been streaming 12 hours a day all week and
[03:42:34] I will be just honest...I it's a thousand times easier to carry
[03:42:44] on a champion that is designed to just macro than it is
[03:42:47] on a champion design to kill people.
[03:42:50] Because if you're, like, doing
[03:42:51] macro and shit...
[03:42:55] ... hmm it's a lot harder for the hand? Yeah, I did.
[03:43:17] Doctor said I had to either get surgery or take like a two month break?
[03:43:23] I
[03:43:23] didn't do either because, like, I couldn't
[03:43:25] take a break. Because, you know, I don't make
[03:43:27] enough money to, like, take a break and
[03:43:29] uh
[03:43:29] Surgery would be the same thing.
[03:43:35] Like, I have good insurance so
[03:43:36] I could probably get
[03:43:38] carpal tunnel surgery really easily.
[03:43:41] Like, I could pay, I mean I could like pay for it
[03:43:43] just cause my insurance is good but the problem is
[03:43:49] I would still be out of commission for two two months because you got a lot of
[03:43:53] IQ.
[03:44:05] My goal is... I actually do want to take a break from League for a little bit.
[03:44:12] But the only thing I can think about doing is either
[03:44:15] playing TFT, but I don't get enough
[03:44:17] viewers when I play TFT.
[03:44:20] Like it's like...
[03:44:22] I don't mind having low view count
[03:44:24] but I have to like make...
[03:44:25] I have enough viewers that like
[03:44:27] Make enough money if that makes sense
[03:44:31] So yeah. I don't mind
[03:44:33] But it's like I get more viewers when i play league
[03:44:36] so
[03:44:42] uh also though i want to do coaching.
[03:44:47] Like,
[03:44:48] I think I would be really good
[03:44:50] at coaching people
[03:44:51] to climb.
[03:44:52] One of my biggest issues
[03:44:53] right now
[03:44:54] of why I can't climb
[03:44:54] is like
[03:44:55] my hand is kind of and i uh not only that but
[03:45:02] i'm really burnt out Yeah, wait. What's going on?
[03:45:13] What the fuck is happening here?
[03:45:32] Uh... uh Like I said,
[03:45:33] I genuinely think if my hand was 100%,
[03:45:38] I would have gotten Challenger.
[03:45:40] Because AD Carry is broken right now, right?
[03:45:42] If my hand was 100%,
[03:45:43] I would be Challenger already.
[03:45:45] But it's hard.
[03:46:17] Okay. Minions have spawned. Sorry, I'm back.
[03:46:19] Went to get some water. Damn,
[03:46:20] I don't have wraiths warded no the
[03:46:25] fuck so so uh I think we're going to have to go back and do this again. Did Faker lost worlds? Hasn't Worlds not happened yet? It's not July. Wait, what the fuck?
[03:47:32] Wait my little void puppies died instantly.
[03:47:35] The jislets! do.
[03:48:01] Dude, you guys would not believe the amount of people that do what that Seraphine just did.
[03:48:03] Like constantly when I play Malzahar.
[03:48:10] Like they don't respect the um...
[03:48:23] They don't respect the Mausoleum. Malazal then. Look at her!
[03:48:24] I could have just ordered her one more time and she was dead.
[03:48:27] That is purely
[03:48:28] me being tired right there.
[03:48:30] Uh-oh, I need this to That is purely me being tired right there.
[03:48:34] Uh oh, I need this to kill it. Nooo!
[03:48:38] I fucked up. You have to E the minion...... um so My bad.
[03:49:17] But yeah, you have to E the minion on
[03:49:21] like first wave or the first wave...
[03:49:33] On the first few waves, you have to E the minion that all the minions are hitting.
[03:49:36] If you don't have mana for W.
[03:49:46] Surely this guy doesn't try and back in front of me, right?
[03:49:51] Oh. I mean he TP'd and then left?
[03:49:56] That was maybe the worst macro decision i've ever seen
[03:50:01] because yeah he just he tp'd in then he left
[03:50:09] like that's just bad. I just get a free plate and i have a level lead so I Have all i have all
[03:50:54] we could pretty easily actually kill them here killed him here Where is
[03:51:14] Diego? so Oh, they're on dragon. I don't know where Seraphine is, but she's not
[03:52:04] mid.
[03:52:59] ... so so Yeah. You can kind of see that I'm like... oh that's actually bad i missed
[03:53:27] ooh huge not gonna lie i flubbed that really bad. Worth. I don't even care, worth it, worth it, worth it. I got my item?
[03:53:28] I actually could have not died.
[03:53:31] I'll be real, but...
[03:53:34] Having my full item this early is huge.
[03:53:45] Like, even if I miss one plate...
[03:53:48] Obviously I shouldn't have died But having the item is massive. dude did you guys see do any of you guys watch My Hero?
[03:54:17] Dude, the new My Hero was insane.
[03:55:16] That shit was actually sick. Thanks for watching! I have ult in 15. so Well, I saved my Graves.
[03:55:19] Do you think my Graves is
[03:55:19] happy?
[03:55:23] I literally
[03:55:24] saved him so badly. I usually don't go CDR boots, but...
[03:55:48] Uh, I couldn't really afford...
[03:55:53] To uh, go the normal boots. So I said fuck it.
[03:55:57] Yeah, I mean the... My Hero episode definitely had the feels going man. so so I actually never read the manga.
[03:56:45] Like, I'm not a manga reader,
[03:56:47] I'm like a loser anime watcher
[03:57:37] So I didn't even know there was uh so Sorry, I was trying to focus for a sec. I know it sounds funny you're like what do you mean trying to focus?
[03:57:40] You're playing fucking mouse.
[03:57:42] Like i know it sounds like...
[03:57:43] It sounds fucking stupid but
[03:58:01] Oh You love reading manga?
[03:58:02] Yeah, I mean I have friends who love manga
[03:58:03] There's nothing wrong with it
[03:58:05] I just, like...
[03:58:06] I feel like
[03:58:07] it's one of those things
[03:58:08] that, like,
[03:58:08] when you're a kid
[03:58:10] you either read manga
[03:58:12] and read comic books
[03:58:13] or you don't
[03:58:14] and a lot of my friends
[03:58:16] had that, where they would read manga
[03:58:19] and comic books and shit.
[03:58:21] I just never got
[03:58:23] into that, even though it's
[03:58:25] not bad.
[03:58:29] I've read manga before. I think it's like not bad i've read manga before i think it's great
[03:58:35] i just like don't go out of my way to like you know like i'm not like a die hard like there are like some crazy manga lovers out
[03:58:39] there
[03:58:41] I'm not like a diehard manga lover so How did they know I was there?
[03:59:09] Dude, why does it always feel like you're being ghosted in League of Legends?
[03:59:14] Like even though I'm not being ghosted right now.
[03:59:16] I swear to God that feels like it man.
[03:59:19] That guy earlier...
[03:59:23] Literally called me Geronimo.
[03:59:29] But I'm not a big enough streamer for people to know that this account is just me, so that's kinda crazy.
[03:59:40] Second site! So that's kind of crazy. God damn it.
[03:59:45] I was scared to ult. Oh, we got Vol'd. That was my bad though. I mean, I was scared to ult there because
[04:00:01] if I ulti and it gets like uh
[04:00:04] and it gets like stunned or something then i just instant eye You know what I think is kind of funny about this?
[04:00:17] You can literally, like...
[04:00:21] I'm 0-3-4.
[04:00:25] This is what I love about leagues sometimes.
[04:00:27] Your KDA can be absolute dogshit,
[04:00:29] but like,
[04:00:30] what you do in the game
[04:00:32] just wins your team
[04:00:33] the game sometimes, right?
[04:00:37] Like, I genuinely think like uh
[04:00:45] graves got fed because he just like abused the seraphine and i was like helping him cryo madden ship See? See what I mean.
[04:01:03] I get stunned and boom!
[04:01:05] Then... I get stunned and boom.
[04:01:08] Dead.
[04:01:16] Our 22 minute- wait. Wait a second!
[04:01:23] Wait a seconds...
[04:01:25] Our queue
[04:01:27] was longer than our game. I had a 16 minute game and I sat in a 23 minute queue.
[04:01:50] Bro. Bro. Oh, we go again.
[04:02:10] I'm telling you, man.
[04:02:11] Like I said, until my wrist
[04:02:14] feels better and until
[04:02:15] I mentally stop burning out
[04:02:18] I think we're just going to play really boring
[04:02:20] ass champs to climb.
[04:02:23] I am sick and tired of being in Masters,
[04:02:25] low Masters diamonds.
[04:02:28] And I know
[04:02:29] I can climb if I just play. Thank you.. Oh yeah, did you guys see this?
[04:03:21] Dude I thought this was really interesting.
[04:03:24] ... This was really interesting.
[04:03:31] Did you guys see this?
[04:03:35] It took Riot so long to do this.
[04:03:39] They're making it so when you
[04:03:40] level an account
[04:03:42] to 30 or whatever,
[04:03:44] you still have to play
[04:03:45] 10 normal games
[04:03:46] on the account
[04:03:46] to play ranked normal games on the account to play ranked
[04:04:00] but i don't know why they didn't require this years ago.
[04:04:05] Like,
[04:04:05] this is actually such a good thing
[04:04:07] because now when you buy accounts
[04:04:09] that are, like, bought it or whatever...
[04:04:13] Uh...
[04:04:15] Because most accounts,
[04:04:17] when they get boughted,
[04:04:18] they only level with
[04:04:20] like bot
[04:04:22] games. Right? Like ARAMs and
[04:04:24] bot games and shit. And that's how the bots
[04:04:26] usually go undetected.
[04:04:28] But
[04:04:28] now if you do that, you're still going to have to play 10 detected. But now,
[04:04:31] if you do that, you're still going to have to play 10 games.
[04:04:40] Which I think is actually really cool.
[04:04:42] Like, finally...
[04:04:43] Like, I don't know why it took him so long to do this though.
[04:04:53] No, I like this idea by the way. I think this is the best idea...
[04:04:56] I've been saying this for years.
[04:04:59] I don't think you should even have to level to 30 to play ranked.
[04:05:05] I think what should actually
[04:05:07] be happening
[04:05:07] is
[04:05:10] when you make a smurf, you just have to play like 30 normals.
[04:05:14] Like this guy said, right?
[04:05:30] Yeah. Like, think about it like that. Imagine how would people sell accounts as easily? You couldn't't they would all have to be hand leveled
[04:05:36] and if somebody's hand leveling an account playing 30 normals
[04:05:40] very likely that account is going to be like 50 bucks
[04:05:47] and people aren't buying $50 accounts in league they're buying two dollar accounts so I think it would definitely help.
[04:06:03] The thing is, I don't think Riot makes money off of people buying boosts.
[04:06:06] That's what I'm trying to say, like riot doesn't make money off of boost money that's all third party
[04:06:21] you I don't know.
[04:06:21] I mean,
[04:06:22] I feel like Riot's finally doing stuff
[04:06:23] but
[04:06:24] this is gonna sound
[04:06:26] kind of mean
[04:06:26] but I feel like a lot of this should have been done
[04:06:28] years ago right it's just lazy
[04:06:31] straight up
[04:06:35] this shit should have been done
[04:06:36] fucking years ago, man.
[04:06:39] Tell me I'm wrong. Like.... Riot's schedule is crushing
[04:07:04] LCS viewership.
[04:07:07] Yeah, I don't know...
[04:07:09] Can somebody explain to me when LCS is on?
[04:07:13] So I don't watch a lot of LCS.
[04:07:16] I used to watch LCS every weekend.
[04:07:19] Obviously like I just don't care about League as much
[04:07:21] as I used to when it comes to pro play
[04:07:23] and stuff.
[04:07:26] But
[04:07:27] what's going on with the LCS
[04:07:30] schedule? Like, does LCS even...
[04:07:52] I know it happens on the weekend, but like
[04:07:54] what time?
[04:08:08] ... Like, when even is LCS?
[04:08:10] Is LCS going on? Yeah. Prior cosplay?
[04:08:25] It's better not be like hentai.
[04:08:42] Okay. I okay this is, I can't tell
[04:08:44] Bra I can't tell.
[04:08:49] Briar cosplay is weird.
[04:08:55] This girl's like 13, right?
[04:09:03] Like there's no way
[04:09:04] if this person's like 20
[04:09:06] and they intentionally try to look young I don't know. It feels weird.
[04:09:11] No, no, no.
[04:09:12] I mean it looks cool. Like the cosplay looks sick.
[04:09:15] I just feel weird.
[04:09:16] Maybe it's my age, but I feel weird about
[04:09:19] stuff like that.
[04:09:21] Fuck! I can't play Malz,
[04:09:23] man!
[04:09:24] Look at our team!
[04:09:29] Bro, I can't play Maus into that?
[04:09:36] I gotta break
[04:09:37] my fucking wrist.
[04:09:39] What? I gotta break my fucking wrist!
[04:09:43] I wanted to be lazy.
[04:09:47] But we have fucking Syndra AD, a Kali top... Okay somebody dodged thank god.
[04:09:51] I was like I can't play Malz into that shit.
[04:09:57] But yeah, I don't know...
[04:09:59] I think this weird idea idea of like trying to look
[04:10:00] like a child
[04:10:01] to me,
[04:10:03] even though it's like there's nothing like innately
[04:10:05] like supposed to be like...
[04:10:08] I don't know.
[04:10:08] I can't put my finger on it.
[04:10:10] It feels weird.
[04:10:11] Maybe it's just a me thing.
[04:10:13] Like, maybe I'm just weird. But I mean, you know...
[04:10:30] Special.
[04:10:31] I'm returning to League of Legends.
[04:10:33] What?
[04:10:37] Oh, so he's just advertising
[04:10:38] his coaching. Okay. Cool. Wouldn't a cat girl
[04:11:03] chant be free LP for Riot?
[04:11:06] What does that mean?. Okay. Dude, I didn't realize how dead
[04:11:41] League Twitter...
[04:11:42] I mean, League Reddit is.
[04:11:46] These posts all suck.
[04:11:54] But what happened to the days of people making cool content?
[04:12:05] Feels bad, man. Discussions subreddits are dying?
[04:12:23] I guess so.
[04:12:26] I guess I just never
[04:12:28] really look at Reddit very much.
[04:12:32] Like, I used to use reddit all the time but i think i just like kind of stopped using it because red's kind of worthless. And I didn't know.
[04:12:58] I didn't know it was like so fucking my jungler said bot preferred oh it seems our junglelers are all fed boys.
[04:13:28] That can't be good.
[04:13:39] Younger generation? What do they use then you know I'm wondering what does the younger generation to use if they're not using like two pages people just don't
[04:13:43] talk Like, do people just not talk?
[04:13:50] Surely the internet... People talk to each other.
[04:13:54] Yeah, but I mean, Discord is more like...
[04:13:57] You use it as a communication between individuals.
[04:14:03] Reddit and Discord are different, right?
[04:14:04] Because Discord's like like oh we communicate
[04:14:06] via like an individual one one-on-one whereas they read it's more of like a
[04:14:12] this is a cool idea let's talk about it yeah I don't know.
[04:14:34] My jungler...
[04:14:36] Guys my jungler looks a little unhinged. What is this?
[04:14:58] Oh, I saw
[04:14:59] this on Livestream
[04:15:01] Fail or whatever.
[04:15:02] I saw this. Apparently
[04:15:04] DrK got...
[04:15:08] He got in trouble
[04:15:10] for
[04:15:12] something to do with
[04:15:14] Rekful when they were
[04:15:17] because he talked to Rekful
[04:15:19] on his stream
[04:15:19] years and
[04:15:21] years ago, and apparently he got in trouble for it.
[04:15:24] And I was like, I wonder
[04:15:25] why? Like what the fuck?
[04:16:31] .... Okay... I mean, that's got to be a shitty situation to be in.
[04:16:33] Like, I feel for him.
[04:16:36] I do.
[04:16:38] Because Dr. K...
[04:16:38] Everything I've ever seen of this guy,
[04:16:40] he's pretty sincerely just a nice dude.
[04:16:43] So I can't imagine
[04:16:45] that he did anything
[04:16:47] like super
[04:16:49] shitty behind the scenes
[04:16:51] like, I really can't
[04:16:52] So I'm just
[04:16:55] imagining that like, it's shitty because he can't defend himself.
[04:17:04] That feels so bad. he says black jungle can't win?
[04:17:29] Just means the jungle is black. Is there a problem with that?
[04:17:33] So what is the problem, there's no prob- What is happening?!
[04:17:40] WHAT?! what is happening what What is going on?
[04:18:05] Oh my god.
[04:18:12] He puts except black...
[04:18:14] Oh, my fucking god.
[04:18:21] Jesus Christ
[04:18:23] laughing you god damn it
[04:18:52] the internet will never change god dammit
[04:19:28] the internet will never change. Well, that clip doesn't exist.
[04:19:30] Oh well, I'm done.
[04:19:37] Dude, this is crazy by the way. When you play
[04:19:39] in the morning
[04:19:40] you used to be able to get into a game
[04:19:43] faster than every 20 minutes
[04:19:45] Dude, do you guys want to see something really 20 minutes.
[04:19:50] Dude, you guys want to say something really sad about it?
[04:19:52] I'm going to show you guys something that's really
[04:19:54] embarrassing about North America. Are you guys ready?
[04:19:59] Prepare yourselves.
[04:20:10] So, our...
[04:20:14] What is our challenger cutoff?
[04:20:15] It's bugged.
[04:20:16] I'll just go look.
[04:20:21] Our challenger cutoff in an A is like, what?
[04:20:21] 800?
[04:20:22] 700?
[04:20:27] So our challenger cutoff in an A is like 750, okay?
[04:20:34] It's like 750- right you're like oh that's not too bad
[04:20:43] like what do you mean drone well it's not bad like our gm's 464. yeah no it's fine let's go get us
[04:20:52] so EU West GM cutoff is higher than our challenger cutoff.
[04:21:06] That depressed me yeah that's depressing genuinely night it makes me sad to know that.
[04:21:30] You know what else makes me sad? Why is rank
[04:21:32] so inflated.
[04:21:35] Look at the inflation
[04:21:37] going on right now.
[04:21:40] Challenger in EU
[04:21:40] is
[04:21:41] 1074
[04:21:44] and I don't even know when or 1074 and
[04:21:45] I don't even know when the season ends
[04:21:47] but it's not soon
[04:21:48] so that shit will go up
[04:21:52] even higher
[04:21:52] that's crazy
[04:21:54] okay higher that's crazy 30 seconds until minions spawn.
[04:22:13] You're just better? You are! I'm not gonna defend you, or I'm not going to defend you, or I'm not
[04:22:17] going to defend us.
[04:22:19] EU is so much better than NA man.
[04:22:29] Mike Mike you guys at least
[04:22:31] play your video game
[04:22:32] if I had money
[04:22:34] I would do like
[04:22:35] a one month boot camp
[04:22:37] in EU
[04:22:37] and see how high i could climb
[04:22:39] if i had the money to do that i would 100 try it Not even kidding.
[04:22:52] Is this a Pyke mid?
[04:23:02] What?
[04:23:04] Did he just all enemy level one? Oh, wow.
[04:23:14] I mean, I can't say
[04:23:14] I was expecting that.
[04:23:17] I'll be honest.
[04:23:47] Okay. honest Dude, I'm one minion off of level 2. God damn it.
[04:23:49] I was even trying to keep XP.
[04:23:53] That makes me so frustrated, you have no idea. Because, uh...
[04:24:13] I was actually... Because, uh...
[04:24:16] I was actually...
[04:24:21] If I hit level 2 there he just dies by the way. That's why it frustrated me.
[04:24:25] I gotta walk in, man. I got solo killed by a Pyke.
[04:24:29] We gotta walk in.
[04:24:33] Like, I ain't even gonna lie, i'm almost positive mazahar on pike What is this, by the way?
[04:24:51] Why is there a victor mid or a victor support in my lane level 3.
[04:24:59] What the fuck?
[04:25:02] Okay.
[04:25:04] I know the first death
[04:25:05] was my fault, but what in the absolute fucknuts is the victor support roaming mid-floor at level two i didn't get any of those. I will say this, if I hadn't died yet the lane would already be over.
[04:25:48] Pyke has no wave player. So he has to rush Tiamat.
[04:25:57] He can't actually play the game until he gets a tmat so Like, this is disgusting man. Can you guys fuck off? so you see what i mean though like he can't actually beat me
[04:28:06] i'm not gonna lie this is actually kind of insane. so so like again there is no way well i I want to go next.
[04:28:13] Is that a 20 minute queue queue to get three manned twice at level five To have my top and mid both lose
[04:28:16] Or top and bot
[04:28:19] That was a victor support or ToppinBot. How is a
[04:28:20] Victor support
[04:28:21] out-supporting
[04:28:23] a Nautilus?
[04:28:25] That Ashe
[04:28:25] is level 6.
[04:28:32] I don't know.
[04:28:34] Like,
[04:28:35] I feel like maybe I fucked up,
[04:28:39] right?
[04:28:41] But...
[04:29:08] Actually, I think we can win.
[04:29:15] The Pyke is cheesy, but he doesn't know what he's doing outside of cheese. So I think what'll happen is we'll get to a point where...
[04:29:31] Okay.
[04:29:35] Also, like what is happening here?
[04:29:37] Why am I constantly being 1v3'd?
[04:29:52] An enemy has Jesus Christ.
[04:29:56] I should have dodged my... Or, I should've uh, recued after
[04:29:58] like the third dodge.
[04:30:34] Honestly, I think I'm doing quite good considering it's been like four people mid the whole game. so Oh See oh crazy
[04:30:38] That was actually well played.
[04:30:40] I told you, it's
[04:30:41] actually winnable though.
[04:30:43] I don't think the enemy team is that good.
[04:30:46] You're like, but Geronimo
[04:30:47] you're getting shit on. I mean, you're not wrong
[04:30:49] But i don't think it's because they are good
[04:30:57] I think its because im lazy and they've three manned me five times. so so again Like, what in have to see that this is crazy right i have literally been roamed on ganked by every person on the enemy team
[04:32:12] except ash every person on the enemy team except Ashe.
[04:32:21] Like, I can't even keep up with this! I'm trying!
[04:32:30] ... Trying! Like, I can't stop like Pyke from roaming if he wants to. It's crazy. I said though, I'm actually almost positive we still win this game.
[04:33:05] Like I told you guys before,
[04:33:16] You can kind of like feel when you're going to win games.
[04:33:19] Based on how good or bad people are that you're playing versus you can like feel it
[04:33:24] and the thing about pike mid is like pike made it's like unless this is
[04:33:27] davemon which i don't think this it's Davemon that he will actually carry Because the Pyke's not that bad, but I also like he can't scale
[04:34:15] Like genuinely like you just can't say oh it's impossible
[04:34:23] So because he can't scale,
[04:34:24] uh... He's not gonna be able to play the game later.
[04:34:30] You know what this is?
[04:34:33] You know what happened? My music stopped.
[04:34:35] That is why we are dying so much.
[04:34:39] Fucking knew it.
[04:34:48] ... Fucking knew it. You know what kind of sucks? That Pyke has lived 1 HP like 4 times.
[04:34:55] Makes me sad. has lived one hp like four times
[04:35:39] makes me sad so He also has no sustain outside of his passive or whatever. So if I can tag him with like a W?
[04:35:41] Or, I mean an E? Like that?
[04:35:49] He just gets chunked for like half his HP every E.
[04:36:15] Ooh, that's not good. so Don't worry guys, the victor support is bot again. This guy must be duo by the way with the pike
[04:36:22] like they have to be duo so It's okay, as long as we keep a cool head, don't tilt...
[04:36:55] The game should be free!
[04:36:59] We outscale them? An enemy has been slain.
[04:37:19] Destroy the turret.
[04:37:35] Shut down. told ya Told ya! Tee hee!
[04:37:39] Can I get a teehee in the chat? so so i told you guys though we outscale them
[04:38:14] we just have to survive the early game...
[04:38:19] of getting, like, literally four-manned on repeat for five minutes
[04:38:26] or three minutes.
[04:38:27] Or three minutes.
[04:38:30] It felt like four men, but you know... so guys Okay, I'm being ghosted.
[04:39:04] Okay Victor! Bro are you really
[04:39:08] being this cringe?
[04:39:12] Victor. Homie. We're playing in a Diamond 1 game and you're ghosting?
[04:39:20] That's insane
[04:39:57] an ally has been eliminated. so Gotcha, bitch!
[04:39:59] Yes.
[04:40:00] Let the... Let the space aid spread.
[04:40:04] Mwahaha. Let the space aid spread!
[04:40:27] Let it spread. so by the way if you're curious how I know he was ghosting...
[04:40:31] There was no ward where I was standing.
[04:40:38] Like this wasn't warded and the Kha'Zix ult'd into the bush, And the Viktor threw they knew that I was there. There was a ward here, but there wasn't a ward here.
[04:40:57] If that makes sense.
[04:41:03] Unless I'm blind. In which...
[04:41:08] ...I'd like to apologize for being delusional.
[04:41:16] ... so so oh so so wow Wow.
[04:42:28] My apologies, I didn't realize that was gonna happen. Huh.
[04:42:34] What the fuck am I watching?
[04:42:49] Jesus, that Kha'Zix literally just wants blood. so Uh oh.
[04:46:13] Wait, how did that pike not die? so Yes. so uh so so so so so so so Yes, the Space Aids! Yo, Ava's up man! in? Dude, I've never actually gone
[04:46:14] Zhonya's on Malz this early.
[04:46:18] I know never actually gone Zhonya's on Malz this early. I normally never do this, right?
[04:46:19] Because it's kind of worthless.
[04:46:22] Malz doesn't really need Zhonya's but like
[04:46:23] I'll be honest
[04:46:26] nobody on their team has the armor pen except Kha'Zix, and they're 5 AD...and a Viktor.
[04:47:49] I think it's worth. uh so so Do you guys think that it's really unfun to play versus mouths Would you say he's the fun destroyer? Because I mean, that was pretty mean. Your team has destroyed an inhibitor.
[04:47:53] Because I mean, that was pretty mean.
[04:47:56] This Kha'Zix has been smurfing
[04:47:57] all game?
[04:48:00] And I just hit R on him.
[04:48:07] Victory! And I just hit R on him. Seriously though,
[04:48:08] I have not had that many people in my lane
[04:48:12] like that early
[04:48:13] I mean,
[04:48:14] I got roamed on by Victor
[04:48:15] level two.
[04:48:17] That's insane!
[04:48:29] Okay. Hey homies. Keep three manning mid, it worked. gg Dude, I'm telling you.
[04:49:07] I can lose games where
[04:49:09] I'm 10 CS a minute
[04:49:12] and
[04:49:13] start the game
[04:49:14] insanely fed
[04:49:16] or I can just win games where I'm bored out of my mind going one
[04:49:25] and four and five and eight because this champion just wins games.
[04:49:32] I hate League of Legends
[04:49:35] sometimes, I really do.
[04:50:29] I love gonna do it i love this game and i hate this game Wait a minute! Let me go check something. so Oh god. Oh, oh my god! Do you want to get this? Dude, look at this! I can't even think! Like who does that? Where was that time I was standing in the bush and I got killed? Bro, he went down to 10 10 hp so That's what happened. I didn't W.
[04:52:20] That's what I was checking.
[04:52:21] I was seeing if I W'd there or not
[04:52:23] because I remember this guy
[04:52:26] should have died here and then
[04:52:28] I ended up dying, and I was like, Oh, it's because I didn't W.
[04:52:33] It makes sense.
[04:52:53] Alright, let's go see if that bush was warded. Fuck.
[04:52:59] Well...
[04:53:03] Apparently the bush was warded. My dumb ass
[04:53:07] is just standing on a fucking ward.
[04:53:11] ... me connected
[04:53:21] god i'm stupid. I am so dumb.
[04:53:43] Do you guys think
[04:53:44] if I were to climb up, let's say hypothetically.
[04:53:48] Let's say hypothetically I climbed up to Grandmaster playing Malz Men.
[04:53:53] And then I started playing AD Carry in GM and got to Challenger
[04:53:57] Playing AD Carry from GM to Chao
[04:54:01] Could I still be considered a challenger AD?
[04:54:05] Because I just didn't want to play with the cancer a Challenger AD because I
[04:54:05] just didn't want to play
[04:54:07] with the Cancer.
[04:54:10] Like, technically
[04:54:11] you still climbed
[04:54:11] two Challenger
[04:54:12] playing AD
[04:54:15] You just like didn't climb through masters
[04:54:18] planning ab
[04:54:23] yeah arguably arguably
[04:54:30] arguably it's probably harder right 30 seconds until minions fall
[04:54:44] Oh, okay Oh
[04:54:50] Okay Hey Hey.
[04:55:01] I got a back. have spawned. Dude, when they
[04:55:21] finally fix... I think I'm taking
[04:55:23] for granted having all
[04:55:25] of this automatically in the right spot.
[04:55:28] When they finally fix
[04:55:29] the scoreboard shit,
[04:55:31] I think I might actually write a letter to riot saying thank you
[04:55:41] straight up Straight up.
[04:55:51] Where's the Akali?
[04:55:54] Wha-
[04:55:57] Where'd she go? Bro, what the the was that ah so so so
[04:57:04] you just think it's a little crazy that Akali can survive mid with only D-Shield and Second Wind, And she just sits at the same HP for being...
[04:57:11] She just sits there.
[04:57:25] Okay. I can't get her below half. Like it's actually impossible. so so so so Did my echo die? The fuck?
[04:58:35] I didn't make any switch...you know what, I'm back.
[04:58:39] Uh, thought I'd refile the best AD carry in the world
[04:58:43] Listen I thought I refilled the best day to carry in the world. Hey, listen, you might be lying
[04:58:46] right now and like glazing me up
[04:58:48] but I appreciate
[04:58:50] that. Keep it up.
[04:58:55] I appreciate you so question Okay, well I gave my life so Ekko wouldn't die. You can't ever say I'm not a team player! And he died anyway. Well, okay.
[04:59:44] I tried.
[04:59:58] I thought I played that pretty well.
[05:00:04] Flash, killed the Shiv, got the Akro to kill...
[05:00:08] Wow! Wait wait wait how is my top laner getting railed so hard? That can't be good!
[05:00:37] Oh. so Huh. I guess he didn't do a big deal there. Like I seem to have died a few times. oh That's okay.
[05:01:17] Just like last game, we just gotta scale!
[05:01:21] ... I'm being ganked by a level 5 Shyvana. Or, a level... A Shyvana with no ult.
[05:01:43] Typical League game? Yeah! that's why I pick Miles.
[05:01:47] Real talk, I pick him because he's not...
[05:01:49] Like, I'm not stressed at all.
[05:01:52] It's fun to like, not have the stress of like oh
[05:02:27] we gotta win when women and men like wait a scale We are timeless. Oh there it is, four manning bot. I've been there man man. I know that feel.
[05:02:29] Sorry, Botlane.
[05:02:32] You guys don't get any help for right now.
[05:02:36] It's the price you pay
[05:02:37] for losing bot lane early game.
[05:02:44] It sucks, I know. It feels bad man.
[05:02:48] I've been there But I got my item.
[05:03:07] So we just wait for a caller to push this wave.
[05:03:13] We counterpush, I recall and get my item.
[05:03:16] Warwick gets another kill top, we're chillin'.
[05:03:45] The enemy is dominating! so so We're actually...
[05:03:51] We're actually wave managing really well. Like, all jokes aside, our wave management is pretty good.
[05:03:55] We have almost a full 20 CS lead on this Recalling.
[05:04:16] Okay, all we have to really do to win though actually is um
[05:04:25] get some of these shutdowns like all memes aside we just get some shutdowns so we can win.
[05:04:46] Malzahar is actually really good versus that be able to like create a lot of bullshit in their team
[05:05:54] so like low-key i think it's actually not bad Your threat has been destroyed. so huge so What? Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
[05:05:55] I could've lived there.
[05:05:55] Ha!
[05:05:58] I was watching the fucking minion to see if I got the CS
[05:05:59] and Shyvana fuckin' ults me over the fucking minion to see if I got the CS.
[05:06:01] And Shyvana fucking ults me over the wall.
[05:06:05] I have TP, so it's not that bad though.
[05:07:53] I didn't even TPPN bot. See? so Second site, what do you see? ah ah me so I ain't gonna lie,
[05:07:54] I'm really sad. I actually played that really good.
[05:08:00] But,
[05:08:01] I didn't get like
[05:08:02] enough out of it
[05:08:02] to make myself happy.
[05:09:27] Okay. like we should have had i should have had the ship then your team has destroyed eternity so so um so Oh, I should have not taken that fight.
[05:09:32] I should've walked top.
[05:09:37] Like, the second we saw them all i should have walked top
[05:09:42] there was like that that momentary thing where like we were chasing for no reason
[05:10:06] like legit that was like the moment you walked up I just gotta change my decision making a little bit. Because that actually would have won us the game.
[05:10:10] Well, it would have been better. There we go. Okay, we almost have Rellis. Shut down.
[05:10:41] An ally has been slain.
[05:10:45] An enemy has been slain
[05:10:53] why does this guy take zero damage
[05:10:57] what What? Is there something in Warwick's kit that gives him mr
[05:11:26] that i don't know about so oh so Well, yeah. I know his E does the damage reduction but...
[05:12:11] Was his E up when I ulted?
[05:12:13] I could've sworn it wasn't. uh An enemy has been slain.
[05:12:42] Double kill! double kill
[05:13:25] triple kill uh so Yo, my AD Carry is kind of smurfing. This guy's like really putting in work though.
[05:14:03] Guys, I need help. Team don't need help.
[05:14:05] Okay, I just realized Rylai's against Warwick is really toxic.
[05:14:13] Like what does he do?
[05:14:17] That was so fucking mean. Okay. so I'm going to go back and do some more of this. Oh, we almost have Leandry's.
[05:14:52] I need one wave. We almost have Leandry's.
[05:14:54] I need one wave.
[05:15:00] Does Warwick have QSS?
[05:15:03] The fuck?
[05:15:10] Please don't embarrass yourself, Akali. Don't embarrass yourself Akali.
[05:15:16] Don't embarrass yourself bro. Just walk away, Akali.
[05:15:29] Walk away bro. Thank you for watching! your echo's dead uh we need those guys to not die right now
[05:15:52] if they die while echo is dead we're gonna lose the game
[05:15:59] oh If they die while Ekko's dead, we're gonna lose the game.
[05:16:07] That's like the only timer we have to throw. I know! so so Okay, I actually think by the way
[05:16:36] The most op thing in Malza's kit is actually his silence
[05:16:42] Like everybody talks about how broken mouse are or whatever i actually think it's the
[05:16:46] silence like a straight up two second silence on like a five second cooldown aoe is insane Like they can't play the game. uh uh so I'm telling you, man.
[05:18:02] I think my favorite part of this is that if you can just keep good consistent CS,
[05:18:11] you can win a lot of games. 31 Damn.
[05:18:39] I actually got shit on.
[05:18:45] That was my bad, guys.
[05:18:52] I wish I could type in my bad.
[05:18:59] That was 100% mid getting shit on, I baited you all
[05:19:06] you know it's gonna be interesting them buffing void staff again next patch i feel like it might be too much.
[05:19:12] They really want to bring
[05:19:13] mages back, but...
[05:19:16] If you make mages one-shot
[05:19:19] you with spells,
[05:19:20] you're just going to have 80 carry but, like...
[05:19:23] You're gonna get one shot by a fucking...
[05:19:27] I don't know.
[05:19:30] Are they buffing Void? they're giving it five more ap
[05:19:34] it doesn't seem like a lot but it's like you're nerfing 80 carry stuff
[05:19:41] right the reason that's op is because like you're already nerfing a bunch of 80 carries
[05:19:45] and 80 carry items and now you're making uh mages even stronger. They're also buffing the other Mage item. What's it called?
[05:20:06] Uh, what's it called guys? The one that like does the thing and then delays the thing. It's like a boom and then like a tick-tick
[05:20:15] boom
[05:20:18] it's blue Somebody help me out.
[05:20:27] Storm surge, yeah that's it. so Is that Pokemon music?
[05:20:54] God damn right. it goddamn right uh Oh, you guys we scale
[05:21:46] easy right That's why I love Malice. You don't have to do anything. You don't have to get nervous, You don't have to, like... Be scared
[05:21:52] Something goes weird in League
[05:21:54] Or in the side lanes or whatever
[05:21:56] Or early game
[05:21:58] You just chill
[05:22:00] And you're like, well, time to push some waves.
[05:22:04] And then you just end up fucking...
[05:22:10] 1v9ing later. We go again.
[05:22:27] It's actually getting
[05:22:31] pretty late. Okay.... How's your guys day going?
[05:25:28] Are you guys in the E of U? Okay... Well, find him. Don't answer me. I don't want to talk to you guys anyway. anyway just a night owl i feel feel you. I mean, I am too, huh? night owl-y vibe happening you know so i feel me. I think if this hits five minutes,
[05:25:51] I go take a nap.
[05:25:53] ... I go take a nap.
[05:26:07] Let my hand rest a little bit.
[05:26:15] Because I already did a stream today, I did a 5-hour stream earlier today. wanted to do a second stream
[05:26:30] because, dude, I had to
[05:26:31] stop streaming earlier.
[05:26:53] Sadly, I had some like IRL shit going on that I can't really talk about. but it was very frustrating just know that
[05:26:54] and I was like well I gotta go deal with that wow 451.
[05:27:21] God! I said five
[05:27:25] minutes and we would go to bed?
[05:27:29] Client's like yo bet? and it pops at 451.
[05:27:37] goddamn how's your night going guys? Anybody doing anything fun, guys and gals? Other than being night owls and
[05:27:54] you guys have anything cool planned for the weekend
[05:27:56] or are you guys just being lazy like me? Path of Exile?
[05:28:13] Man.
[05:28:44] So many people have like that up like crazy. The only reason I haven't played it is because it looks really complicated to get into.
[05:28:53] Like, there's so many builds and so many like I saw like there's a talent tree
[05:28:59] And then there's like a thousand builds, right?
[05:29:03] Like I feel like I'm going to be overwhelmed.. all right boys this might be my last game.
[05:29:40] I'm feeling the
[05:29:41] imminent...
[05:29:44] What's the word I'm looking for?
[05:29:52] Veil of veil of I want to say
[05:29:59] tiredness, but I don't want to use the term tiredness.
[05:30:09] Exhaustion?
[05:30:18] Hmm, exhaustion is different. What's the word for being tired
[05:30:23] but not tiredness.
[05:30:25] Huh.
[05:30:34] Look up what looks fun?
[05:30:36] Yeah, sleepy.
[05:30:37] Kinda.
[05:30:43] I mean, you ain't wrong though.
[05:30:44] I think... I think any game like Path of Exile
[05:30:49] I would definitely have to look stuff up.
[05:30:53] Dude, games have gotten so weird
[05:30:55] because like
[05:30:56] even
[05:30:58] World of Warcraft
[05:31:00] I used to be able
[05:31:04] To just have fun
[05:31:05] And do whatever talent trees
[05:31:07] You wanted and shit
[05:31:08] Yeah, fatigue
[05:31:10] That's the word
[05:31:12] I think I was looking for
[05:31:13] But yeah It's like even with wow thank you by the way uh but
[05:31:19] like with wow or whatever right
[05:31:22] it feels kind of shitty
[05:31:26] because you can't actually make your own build, because everybody like literally just min-maxes whatever is best. okay and if you don't copy what they do
[05:31:52] you're just nerfing yourself so hard hard so feels bad man okay I have a really bad feeling by the way that Aurora shits on me.
[05:32:28] I think she has too much
[05:32:30] bunny power.
[05:32:35] My champion's from
[05:32:36] like 10 years ago, and her champion's
[05:32:38] from like
[05:32:38] fucking 10 minutes ago. And her champion's from like...
[05:32:42] Fucking 10 minutes ago.
[05:32:48] I mean look at that, I just lost a third of my HP because she auto'd me.
[05:32:51] Literally just autoed me to death.
[05:32:52] Third of my HP gone.
[05:32:57] Like, how do I
[05:32:57] play this?
[05:33:56] Okay. so uh so so Seriously though, like...
[05:34:04] Like I genuinely can't play the fucking game look at this
[05:34:11] huh I think what do I do? so Oh, that's so bad you guys have no idea
[05:35:30] got it Got it. Okay, straight up though I have no fucking clue how this champion is not going to be gutted soon.
[05:35:40] All saltiness about me getting shit on, obviously by new champ aside it doesn't seem fair so Like, surely this champ's win rate...
[05:36:09] Like, against ADs,
[05:36:11] this champ sucks.
[05:36:13] Like, Lucian probably shits on her...
[05:36:17] What else?
[05:36:20] I'm assuming Lucian does well.
[05:36:21] I'm assuming, like, Tristana does decent.
[05:36:25] Right? But other mages, I feel really...
[05:36:31] Kinda...
[05:36:33] Like at the mercy so As you see shouldn't even roam.
[05:37:10] My bad!
[05:37:14] It wasn't even close! Like, I should just sit mid.
[05:37:21] Like, I thought maybe
[05:37:22] I could roam?
[05:37:23] I can't.
[05:37:25] It's like a 200 years champ
[05:37:27] versus
[05:37:27] a 200 years champ versus A 200 years old
[05:37:30] Champ
[05:37:30] It's insane so so I mean... I'm trying to do too much.
[05:38:37] Like, I could be trying to do too much, you know? so She outranges me too!
[05:39:08] Like actually, it's insane! so so so uh I really need to get a plate so I can get my item. so okay we got our item. That guy also has his item. I don't know which one of us has a stronger
[05:40:44] item but like...
[05:40:48] Definitely has seven stacks of magines. so uh as this was slow um so I'm not gonna lie,
[05:41:59] I think I played that fucking amazing.
[05:42:02] Not to toot my own horn.
[05:42:30] Okay. horn actually actually
[05:42:59] like i know mouths isn't really skill expressive but kind of proud of that so All of them have been slain.
[05:43:45] The so so Thanks for watching! Man.
[05:43:50] I think I messed that up
[05:44:02] I think i'm dead.
[05:44:07] Ahhhhhhhhhh...
[05:44:11] I'm bad.
[05:44:14] Suck it! I'm bad. Fuck.
[05:44:20] Dang,
[05:44:20] I just fucked up so bad.
[05:44:23] We lost the kill on the mid laner even though i flashed for it because the jinx didn't notice
[05:44:31] well i didn't ping i was gonna flash for it. So yeah, that kind of my bad oh Oh!
[05:46:52] They are definitely dead. so uh so so so I'm assuming I go top but... You know what's funny normally i'd be like oh we scale but I actually don't know who outscales this game.
[05:46:55] Both teams scale well.
[05:47:22] It's actually hard to tell. I am dead as fuck. They did in three top...
[05:47:33] That doesn't make sense to me.
[05:47:48] Like, the three top is really weird jinx says dead as fuck. What? She's alive! How did Jinx be... how was she the only one who lived?
[05:48:07] Wait, that's actually crazy. It shouldn't be tilted on that.
[05:48:32] Oh, Jinx has died seven times. I get why she's mad.
[05:48:36] I've been there, Jinx.
[05:48:37] I get it man. so so He should let me push.
[05:49:18] Like, he should go group because he's incredibly strong.
[05:49:23] Or not group, but like
[05:49:24] he should hover mid.
[05:52:25] Okay. so. so this is warden come to burn Come to Baron! yeah so so Okay, I stand by it By the way i do think baron was to call so so huge But yeah, the reason I don't think this dragon is very useful. It's because like...
[05:52:29] Oh, the Seraphine!
[05:52:36] The Seraphine gave her life I think. Maybe?
[05:52:40] Oh my god!
[05:52:44] ... so Okay, we almost have Liandry's.
[05:53:08] Once we get Liandry's it's a GG well played!
[05:53:12] I think. uh I need one more wave. so Not bad, we got all the Liandry's.
[05:54:07] Now that we have Liandry's, I'm gonna walk mid for a sec.
[05:54:11] Uh...I think what we do now is just just go normal we just get the pen
[05:56:12] i want to go cover my jinx um so so so Thank you for watching! so Dang. Pain is alive. Oh My god I do have TP
[05:56:20] Huge huge
[05:56:37] okay actually huge though Dude, this game is a fucking fiesta. Like holy fucking shit.
[05:56:45] We need to go push Toppin'.
[05:56:48] Oh, he's not gonna do it.
[05:59:06] Oh, that sucks. so so An enemy has been slain. insane so An ally has been slain. so okay so Thanks for watching! so shut down
[05:59:09] i have an idea i think i'm gonna push because they're gonna try and go to baron so Huh.
[05:59:34] Kai'Sa backed?
[05:59:37] Uh-oh.
[05:59:50] Okay. I'm almost positive they get Baron here.
[05:59:52] I don't think there's anything we can do unless kane steals it okay everybody pray
[06:00:04] oh rip Oh, rip. Fuck! I needed to stay alive.
[06:00:08] I genuinely got baited.
[06:00:12] ... oh that bubble was crazy so so an ally has been slain so so so so so so um have been has been so um i was dying for that too dang
[06:03:05] i was dying for that too i only need one more auto
[06:03:13] high key if i get that and hit we win the game
[06:03:19] oh cool so so so so okay so That's not good.
[06:04:57] Okay, action! It's all up to you buddy!
[06:05:03] I couldn't even get my ults off!
[06:05:07] Good luck!
[06:05:14] Damn they actually outranged me. I couldn't even ult man.
[06:05:16] Kai'Sa had invis right?
[06:05:20] Kai'sa had invis and I couldn't uh...
[06:05:21] I couldn't even get an ult off.... What a fucking insane game for my last game of the night, though.
[06:05:42] Oh. though so so uh That is a 25 kill Kai'Sa. uh oh so so oh
[06:07:23] your team has destroyed an
[06:07:25] invicta
[06:07:29] i believe in you guys.
[06:07:33] Oh, sick fucking ults.
[06:07:39] They have surfing ults?
[06:07:53] Oh my... they have surfing alts oh my seraphine ulting God that old That ulti? Oh, seriously.
[06:07:59] That was insane. I had to give it to Seraphine, man.
[06:08:17] That ulti at the end was disgusting.
[06:08:20] Disgusting.
[06:09:05] Disgusting. dude ulted the garen flash so. I have some bad news. We're two wins off of getting back to Masters on this account.
[06:09:11] We have a seven win streak at the moment, I believe six win streak.
[06:09:16] But I have some bad news lads. It's 3 30 in the morning and i'm kind of tired
[06:09:25] I think we're gonna have to call it for now come back tomorrow
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