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07-20-2024 · 7h 34m
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Well, fuck me! That terrible god fucking damn it. Okay. So, so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so oh dude it gets to this Fuck.
Dude, it gets to this point where like...
When you're trying to play a hard character
Like if your playing an easy character its not too bad
But if you're trying to play a hard character... It gets to a pretty hard point.
Okay. Yo, what's up lads? How is everybody's Saturday going? I hope well. What's up?
Sup sir!
Hello
Hey guys, it's me, the guy from the last episode subscribe so yes so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so Man, it's so...
Like...
Riven is so incredibly hard.
At least on this level.
Because
I can't... I don't have time to
ramp up.
Like, I feel like this level would actually be really easy with ribbon if I can get past the early game because everything's so like
corridor
who the fuck knows i'm gonna do one more and then we'll play some wade nice lead so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so oh i'm so dead um so so so so I Am so dead.
Bro,
it's like
crazy rough with Ribbon.
I don't know when the timer is to
use all my spells.
Maybe I just need
to run around and find the upgrades
more early game, like find them.
I don't know when they spawn but
I'm assuming there's gotta be
something happening where
I can run around and find the boons.
I don't know. Who the fuck knows, to be honest. Okay, what if we just went up here at the start?
Like I haven't actually gone up here yet.
At the start, I always like wait to go up here until later so so I didn't know that this guy could shoot those, by the way.
Wow, he was stunned.
Okay. so so so so so I'm so dead.
Rep.
I am better than dead right now.
Okay. now so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so dude this is so incredibly hard. so so I'm lagging what the so so so I'm so dead. Yep, i couldn't get i got trapped
dude my internet just like ping-spiked for a second when I couldn't play feels bad
Hello game Hello, game? Oh. The client's broken
Of course it is
Hello Hello?
My client's thinking it's like, how do I
load back into the game?
Hello?
What is happening? I could literally close the client, reopen it and it would do this faster.
This is absolutely unacceptable Riot. it Disappointing Riot Games.
Disappointing.
Unacceptable. Dude, Revan is so much fun
but she's so incredibly hard when you solo.
I feel like the easiest way to solo
anything in this game is just pick like
a laoi
build full tank
or pick like leona and build full tank
right and then you just stand on your tentacles
and nothing can ever kill you
probably
yeah there.. You Okay... Fuck it!
... so so hmm so What if we get all spells early instead of getting all abilities early.
Like, we'll just get all abilities and then or yeah, we'll just get all spells I mean. We'll see if it helps. so so so so so so so so so so I mean, I ain't gonna lie. I did not see so hmm so so Like is this poison upgrade right? And I can't tell if it's actually doing anything yet
Like are we smurfing with it or like You Okay, so we have level 4 train already and level 4 poison.
Finally got movement speed.
Now we just need area effect.... facts. so so so so so so Yeah, we have train fully evolved.
There's no way that's bad. Ugh, I hate the gold one man, it's so worthless. okay so so so I feel like because I have the poison,
I have to do loops.
Oops. because i have the poison i have to do like loops so so so Surely I have touched the laser. so so so so so so so so I can't actually tell if anything's happening.
Like, am I killing stuff?
I don't fucking know, man.
Okay. so so Damn it, man.
I couldn't see... There's too many particles!
Ah, whatever.
Dude, it's actually so hard because like
I wanna- I froze everything right?
But I have to do the meteor events and then i'm sitting there like oh okay
whatever bro Whatever, bro.. Oh my god. LCS is on.
And now one person cared!
Boggers. us so so so I'm going to try the same strat I just did, but with a laui.
Where we do the
abilities over the other upgrades and see if it
helps so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so What do I still need?
Any duration?
Okay. We've already maxed max health
buckets buckets so so so so so so so so oh my god, an HP.
Alright give me a battle augment please!
Of course it doesn't give me a battle augment then.
Like why would it, right?
What do they want? We have area area size oh i need duration still so so I'm dead.
I am so dead.
Dude!
Why does the boon have like an 80% chance to give you the gold one? you just get gold when you like kill stuff
i feel like that's actually the worst one and for some reason it always gives you the gold one and I don't know why.
It's actually kind of frustrating. Okay. so so so I'm going gonna try the full tank build.
Where you go, like, HP,
Tank, Duration,
Area Effect or whatever.
I want to see if it actually helps.
... God, why does that guy do so much fucking damage? I swear man this first little boss guy does way too much damage.
This first mini-boss should not be doing this much damage. so Dude just die
holy fuck fuck
oh there's nothing Oh there is an Uthgrin. Now, real talk though. I always get the fucking...
I always get the upgrade one when i don't need it but like
or i always get the damage one where i don't need it so so It's the last one I want.
I mean, I could go damage... it's not like it's bad to have damage. so so I failed to kill the vases, goddammit. I guess I'll freeze them all. My FPF is funny.
For my Twitch? Thanks man! so I need to kill this boss
dude i am so dead.
Yeah, I was gonna say there's no way.
Like getting that one before
I killed those stupid
guys who shoot the red beams or whatever
That was just my bad. I feel like I'm being impatient because I'm lazy.
Which is my bad.
Ah! uh I want to unlock the sixth slot.
That's why I'm trying to do this.
Getting the sixth slot seems pretty OP. I'm gonna give a stand.
Dude, Alawi's like a massive fucking human being or whatever the fuck she is. so so so so so Oh, the Yumi quest is below us okay so so Wait, I thought it was the run to the thing?
Oh no.
I have to kick the fucking ball well that's not happening
like that ball is not getting kicked so that's just not gonna happen oh of course it's the gold one dude it's always
the fucking gold one. I'm telling you man so so so so so so so so so so Thank you. so so so so so so so so Thank you. so so so Man, I want to go do that challenge but it's too hard man. It's too hard to get over there right now. so Oh, I'm dead.
I... Oh, thank God they'm dead. Oh thank god they're done! so so so so so. so oh nice so so so Okay, I think we might be able to go do the uh the belbeth thing
like there's a chance Nope I couldn't see myself.
Dude, the frog spawned
right as I was doing the Belvedere thing
and even though I had ulti
in the upgrade thing,
I couldn't see.
It was like...
so unlucky. Whatever. I'm too impatient for the PVE mode right now............. you you......... Thank you..... Bro, I don't know why I'm playing Ashe.
Oh, I swear Ashe is...
good but like
I don't know why I picked this this for my first game in the day... so
i loved my mother.
I loved my battle system.
I love my people.
It is because of this love that I fight
What is up Minions 30 seconds until minions spawn.
Today, the fate of our every time is the worst part of the fucking patch.
No joke!
I do not want to have
to redo that every time I get in their game.
I got it! has fallen know this i am ash so let's see how close they can get peace requires a steady hand bro how insane is it
that every other game is literally just random supports supports. and feel what is hidden I think, well wait, I might be trying to level 3 gank. Because I don't see her.
She should be pat be tapping up but...
I don't really see her.
She should be on red. okay banish the shadow uh so Ah, I couldn't really see. My volley was up too late.
I probably should have just inted for the kill, though. Okay. so The fuck? the target Why did that guy just die? stand against me so so so so ladies mark where they died that was the closest so I will show them the power of an ice form oh I'm going to try and get the this is so so so uh so Wow. I mean,
I didn't hawk shot him
but he was like
oh my god
he's going to die
and then he just Wow. I mean, I didn't Hawkshot. That was my bad. If I Hawkshotted it, I wouldn't have
had the flash and that would've killed them all. off so so
i will not allow us to be divided we are one so not
ok Let's go! uh this is the hearing of an ice so shall you oh uh Oh, I need 100 gold. so I guess I'll just wait in base for a sec. Fuck it! so so i am Hmm. Hmm. together we are strong How does Lux...
The whole minion in like 2 seconds would just be
the whole minion wave.
It's actually a little silly, look at this
1E entire minion waves are dead
That's kind of crazy. so so so so you face death ah oh your team has destroyed it's always kind of a beast. Alright, I'm just dead.
I wanted to go for it. There will be peace in the Fil yord i will forge it so is uh Wow, they actually both dodged that.
Jesus!
I hear my mother and her dreams... I actually bolt dodged that, Jesus. so so um so so are found and iceborn spirit water uh okay bro i have seen things the southerners cannot imagine
okay bro
wow She just solo ulted me. so guide me um so as all gods so so so so All the zombies! Your team has destroyed an individual.
Seek peace. I'm going to try and get the first one. Shut down. so
damn damn I only needed one shot so
you need the target so so so i was born into poverty arrow so so an ally has been slain is so position well oh
smash mundo smash
nice job mundo you sexy a Nice job, Mundo.
You sexy motherfucker! Sorry, I wasn't reading chat.
Arkham?
Uh... Yeah, I mean...
Taking inhib early is bad, but...
If the enemy team doesn't know how to abuse it, I just auto-pilot if that doesn't know how to like abuse it i just thought about it but
that doesn't matter on the war mother or chieftain only because no one else will do what must be done Beautiful wedding
surprise made to the waiter. oh fourth fourth so so so wow away I will teach them peace so Oh.
I mean, I'll be real.
I'm just throwing.
I'm just bored.
We can just win by doing Dragon and Baron.
I'm just bored because the game pretty hardcore. later Why is there a shagglebox at red?
Who does that? so shake I'm going to go ahead and do this. um you........................ Wait, what is this?. Wait, I just saw a post. What is this? Why are they derping Cassio? When's the last time you guys actually saw a cat see you?. you you I don't think Cassiopeia needs nerfs.
I'm staying by it.
I think she's OP, but I don't think people...
Like, I don't think you should nerf a champ that's strong
if nobody plays the champ...... so so please to wake us all say goodbye Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
30 seconds so Minions have spawned. so. so I'm not sure if you can see it, but the here all safe from the mist uh hey so so so oh so so so so so uh and so uh so so has been so so i've always fought the black mist never thought i'd be married to it so Perfect. so I'm going to use the bush. so so so so so all right Time to put you down. um so so is so so An enemy has been slain.
An ally has been slain.
Double kill! an enemy has been slain. I'm going to try and get the uh so so um used to think nothing was colder um an enemy has been slain so so so so I don't do warnings. so so has been slain um it's not the rate Your team has destroyed a turret. so nothing between um so so so got so so so so so so here so jump down so um let's see A company has been slated.
War teams are spreading their territory.
I'm missing more. War's end. There's a right side and a wrong side to these guns so so so What? kill Your team has destroyed a turret.
Your team has destroyed a turret. Double kill! That guy just got a penta. so so so Bro, I wasn't looking at my screen. so so so yes hey what's up guys? How's your guys Saturday going?. playing wow nice getting ready for the new expansion.
Coming out whenever... I think it comes out early next month now. Oh yeah.
I've never played Season of Discovery two A two-handed melee hunter.
Damn!
That sounds insane........ You started playing a new mode? Oh, I like Swarm.
I'm having fun playing it.
Yeah.
I think Seraphine... Jinx is definitely
hard as a beginner champ.
Seraphine's definitely the easier option.
Jinx is for, like,
the people who want to,
like, micro and sweat.
Seraphine's for the people
who want to be kind of lazy.
But they're both good champs in their own way
the thing i like about the mode is like it's actually pretty hard like it, it gets really, really, really hard if you solo.
I'm stuck on Hard Mode Map 3 right now because I just don't have a strategy. Okay. Oh, I think that if you play with, it's incredibly easy.
But the only reason I'm not playing with friends and stuff is because...
I'm pretty sure Wings has a different schedule than me like wing streams at
night and ice cream during the day
a lot of my friends who play it actually play at night they're all degens
but if i wanted to play i would just play for because like i don't want to play it until i complete it because it's too it's way too easy
like not even like i don't have fun
like just rolling over the game mode like i don't have fun
like just rolling over the game modes uh personally like i don't have fun just like rolling over them
they're like fun for me comes in the challenge of it.
And when I was doing multiplayer with them the other night,
I think it was like...
I got off stream,
I think this was Thursday?
Maybe it was Thursday?
Wednesday?
I don't remember but I got up-
I got off stream and I was playing it with them
And it went from like
I couldn't clear a solo mode
to we were killing everything with, like,
no effort.
And I was like,
I don't think that's fun.
Like, I don't want to just stand there and was like, I don't think that's fun. Like,
I don't want to just stand there
and have the mobs die.... My age again?
What's my age again? performance banana
welcome to summoner's ring i envy silence because I must be loud.
Yeah, I mean, I feel like team games are fun but you have to... they have to be a challenge.
What?
Whoa, he actually landed that! I can't kill that guy though.
Go on. like i don't know Minions have spawned. so hmm
only to the audience do i show my true face okay so is Wow, he actually killed me with that damage
i'm gonna be honest i wasn't expecting to die to that
like i got hit by it and i was like oh i'll just barrier it damn My Shaco has a fucking dirk at three minutes oh my god
this dude's a monster. I like violent composition. so so so so so so so so The gun makes it so I do.
This kind of sucks, I don't want to get a longsword.
... I'm gonna get a longsword. I think the only two items Jin can play now are like Shiv, AI Rush but both of them don't feel like god
like low-key Like lowkey.
Oh my god. I feel like the bomb is going to win, my man.
Aww! Throwing my cannon. They are puppets. I pull their strings, and then they dance.
This is only the moment uh This is your curtain call.
You inspire me.
... um hmm uh It's so difficult to work under these conditions. dominating Oh, fuck. so I am pure. My work is pure.
And the enemy just in vain.
That delightful moment, before the curtain comes up...
And that's why I'm here!
Come on! that's why so so um um
everyone wears a mask. I just chose to create my own. My life has been slain. An enemy has been slain.
What? My clients expect the best. They will dance, they will sing. um is so that you is thank you see an enemy has been slain i must be perfection so Places and things.
Well that, is what I want to see. is and screams so blood I was paid to put on a killer show
anytime
i'd be there
like a flower in the dark um so so an ally has been slain so so my critics are usually showing me this. I never hurt anyone. i don't want so so of me so what sweet sadness is killing so huh oh so wonder what they think when they see me
through my work uh happiness so smart smart enemy has been slain uh yes Thanks for watching! Victory!... I want to try doing swarm again.
Let's do, I'm going to do a swarm really quick.
I want wanna try something... so so so okay so so so so so Hmm, interesting. Interesting.
So if I...
Put all of the tentacles next to each other,
they'll like focus fire the targets which means I can have less random fucking mobs on the map. so so so so so so so so so Like right here, if I put them all on top of each other they just one shot a guy it's kind of op hmm so so so so so so so so. so so so so so so so so so so so What the fuck
Jesus Christ! so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so Oh my god, what the absolute fuck is happening? so so so so so so so so so so okay so so so so so This is not good.
I think I'm dead.
Fuck! Oh, fuck.................... you All right, sorry I'm back. so so um I didn't know until like right now that i should be aiming my tentacles to be
right on top of each other. It makes
sense, I mean if they're able to hit the sense i mean
if they're able to like hit the same
target
yes that makes sense huh? It's like they killed that thing really quick. Wow, I already have level 5. Jesus!
Not gonna lie, having this fast of like level five tentacles seems kind of op
because all i have to do now is get duration upgrade Seems kind of broken. so That's a lot of bad guys. so so so so so so so so I'm gonna go XP and Yumi.
And, I'm going to see... so so Like, does Yumi actually pick shit up?
Or like... is this fake
like what am i watching here watching him. so so so so so so so so Let's try maxing only our abilities first. How does Yuumi not go pick all this stuff up? Holy fuck, I just killed both those guys instantly. so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so dude i keep having to ult because i'm against the fucking frogs and the frogs are too op
like they're like they do too much damage man And I have so many cards that I need to pick up, but i don't want to do it until i can upgrade shit. Oh, that's going to be huge.
Can I upgrade the battle bunny thing oh oh so so so so I'm gonna upgrade this really quick. so so so so so so so oh damn man i just need one card to upgrade my last thing
come on so so so so so so so so so so Thank you. I'm dead. Maybe?
I really need to kill this fucking douchebag throwing fucking ranged things at me.
Oh, thank god. so so so so so so so so so so so Why is this guy so fucking strong?
Like, what is happening?
Why has this guy made a fucking...
The most insane, ridiculous, fucking Thanos bullshit I've ever seen
Okay, that's insane.
What the hell? How the fuck is that beatable?
I have like a thousand tentacles just slapping everything
and the boss is
HP's not going down.
What the fuck?
Dude, I don't know how to beat that.
That's outrageous.
Like, that was actually outrageously insane... I'm going to try one more as Jinx,
and then I'm probably
gonna play some more League for the rest of the night.
I want to see if I can do this.
We'll give it a go we'll try to jinx so so. so so so Hmm, I feel like Battle Bunny Crossbow could be really good. Because I probably want Kret. so I Why is it just giving me...
projection, man?
I don't want that so Bro, these...
What is happening?
Guys.
Guys!
I mean Anti-Shark Se C-Mine is not the worst.
Because it builds off damage and I'm gonna go damage? Or it upgrades with damage?
But like dude... so Okay, bro. okay bro
okay dude so so I feel like it's
Boido Ring.
Maybe not.
Alright, fuck it!... Oh, the upgrade was above me.
Oh I'm stupid.
I'm dumb. Why am I getting the most dog-shaped ones?
Like can you guys just give me the ones I need?
Like, I have no rerolls left guys. I never remember which one the gatling one is? so so so so Dude, the Belvett Trials are so fucking scary as jinx it's fucking disgusting Oh, what?
So I already have projectile damage and haste, then I need crit.
Movement speed's not bad though. so so so so so so so so so so so so Oh no.
Wait, I'm dead.
Man!
I put myself against the wall and a bomb spawned on top of me
i have an idea though
Alright we're gonna do this as the hard one again
We're gonna go Revan again
Cause she's hard as fuck.
I'm in the mood.
Can you even pause this, by the way? so You know what's funny about this? I think duration is actually good on Riven.
I didn't notice, but her shield... the shield she gets...
Duration affects it going up
i didn't actually know that so so so Yeah dude, I got like you dog shit augments like i get it but it really sometimes fucks you, man. There is a reroll but i don't want to waste all my re-rolls And the thing that kind of sucks with ribbon is she's really bad early
Like this character such balls are on a game so what ends up happening is
like if you get bad augments or late it turns an already hard early game into
life and almost impossible early game into like an almost impossible early game so I'm so dead by the way like dude
fuck off off so I still haven't killed the boss from the very start by the way. so Yeah, I mean, I'm just dead.
There's just no way.
Like, I got pretty much nothing at all to help me.
That's like why that was so shitty.
Like, I didn't get my upgrade on my main ability, I got like damage which is
the most worthless stat early.
Damage is actually just irrelevant early game. It sucks balls because it's like multiplicative silly as fuck. Fuck you, man. I went to...
I stood up for a second!
Oh, I remember how I did the early game though last time.
Hold on. there we go. I remember
last time i remember how i did the early game i went up
to the ice things right away.
Crit's not bad on Riven,
because your thing does get buffed from crit but so so This one's a little bit better. Oh, I dashed into a...
Okay.
... so so so dude ribbon does so little damage early i can like barely fucking kill those.
Oh shit, my thing's up- er the things up over here I might be able to make it across if i can get six okay
i always forget which one this is too haste i don't want that
okay i don't want that okay so so so so Man, I hate getting the train.
But like, an ability is an ability.
Anything that can help me okay this is good We're starting to get some levels in our abilities.
Like if I can upgrade my main ability or whatever, that's when we start smurfing. Think I'm gonna go use this. I'm running back through them because I have the poison boots so
well that was a little scary so so so Okay, I need one more bunny hop.
There's two cards so all we have to do is get one more bunny hop like level up hope that we get bunny
hop here and then we can get our max bunny hop
Which would be fucking huge Okay, that was not the max money hop.
I'm gonna reroll.
That was not what I wanted to do either.
Maybe I should just get hp
i mean it's not bad
you know i can eat one of these We just have to kite around until we get our ults. so I mean, I have ult. Fuck it, I'm just gonna go for it Okay, nice.
We got our evolve...
Okay we might actually be able to win this run.
We still gotta be careful but... but I gotta be careful not to put myself against the wall so um ah so so so Fuck it, I'm gonna do this and just pray. so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so Hmm. so so so so so so so so Fuck! so Holy fuck.
As soon as my ult's back up, I'm gonna go do the uh bell that thing Bro! Holy shit! All right, let's head over to the Belveth thing. so I'm not gonna lie,
I can't even tell what the fuck is
even fucking happening. Okay. gonna lie i can't even tell what the is even happening
i'm in the size of a like oh my god so Jesus fucking Christ. Oh my fucking god! Holy shit! so so Uh, guys?
Guys?
Why am I moving at 3,000 miles an hour
right now when is happening hello What is going on? so so Why does this guy have so much HP, man?
Man. so Uh oh.
This isn't good. I have nothing to heal off of and I don't have ulti. so Dude, what the fuck?
Nah. I don't know. I don't know how to do it i don't know how to do it like am i missing something or is she just this tanky so I had best in slot augments, or best in slot of these basically right
everything upgraded 4. We're four trials away from Zaya.
So that's kind of cool.
So we'll get that eventually, but...
Dude, I don't know.
She takes so little damage.
Like real talk, I don't know what to do there. Like, Riven versus Belbeth seems like I'm...
I don't know. Riven versus Belb seems like i i ulti and dance on top of her she takes
10 percent of her hp and then i can't do anything i'm playing dodgeball for 30 seconds
then I do another 10%
and I'm playing dodgeball again
like that champ has
so much HP
and I'm just nuking her. But that's actually crazy though. I mean,
Belbeth has ads.
They spawn every
45 seconds.
...
... I want to try...
I want to try one Yasuo game.
And then after this, we'll play a league.
Or after this one,
we'll play a league. Okay. so so I mean, from my understanding playing it so far Aurora feels awful.
Like high key she feels really bad to play. so so so red scrap three flow So does that mean if you have 100% crit or whatever...
Does that mean, in theory theory you could just be perma casting because your flow is always up like when you start getting surrounded in ships? Why does it keep giving me
the only three I don't need?
Oh, thanks.
Like, I have cancer.
I don't know what else to say.
Okay. yeah i mean max hp is not bad it's just like I feel like the entire premise of this champ is to be, like... Ugh, I did not mean to pick that up.
I mean we already have crit, projectile and damage. That's not bad. What is his last stat?
Haste.
... so so really Really? so I feel like movement speed is not the worst.
Because every time i move it also gives me flow. so so so hmm so so I did not mean to pick that up but whatever so so so so oh this isn't good hmm Oh This is really bad I'm dead.
Fuck. You can backseat if you want. I just
stop reading chat when people back seat so just just
you could backseat under that information if you really want to like i won't respond to you. so That's fine. so so so watching the little bomb go out is kind of funny.
Like when it starts just like going between everything,
It's kind of a funny little... so so so so I feel like XP is weird.
Cause sometimes it feels decent, but other times it feels shitty.
Like that Alawi game game it wasn't that bad but I don't know when it would be more useful than having actual damage. Like, you hit a point where you maxed out on everything anyway almost so so so so Oh, this is awkward. Ooh.
That was kind of juicy Oh, I'm about to get rich. so so so
this is really awkward i can barely move I actually hate this one more than the other ones
Just like upgrade or whatever because it like doesn't actually give you any fighting stats which suck
so it feels kinda bad so so Oh, I'm gonna die. This is really bad.
I need some hp man
Ah, I needed to juke that. Man! Oh well. Oh, wow.
Yasuo's fun.
I feel like Yasuo's thing is he just
takes so long to get going early.
He's like the longest
get-going champ early game.
Him or Riven?
They're both pretty bad.
You have to, like... The first, like, nine minutes with ribbon and yasuo feel like hell so Oh, cool.
Right right away is great i want to see what my stats are.
I was wondering why that was going so badly. So, I already have 48% crit.
Jesus!
That's kind of crazy actually. so so so so so so so so
i think you want to freeze really quick so so so Oh shit, we're in the tank. so I think getting as much crit chance as possible was probably really good. Does area size affect anything?
Not really. so so so so so so Okay. Can I eat the cards early?
I think there will be plenty of cards that won't be a big deal.
Ooh, not bad.
I just need one more now. I didn't actually mean to cancel that.
I didn't realize I was still inside of that,
I thought I got out before it activated.
That makes me sad.
...
... so god i almost feel like i need health regen so i can like survive. Like, I know I don't because 4
is not that big of a deal
past 75 but...
... five but oh this is really bad i'm dead so I need to get to this thing. what what
bro what the fuck so so Dude, give me HP! so Dude, come on!
I killed seven crates. Seven and I didn't get a single HP thing?
Nah, this game's trash.
The RNG is too silly. Seven crates?
No HP.
Seven crates.
I did some fucking
faker level juking in there do you guys see that
tell me i was not turning into fakir mid one hp dodging like fucking point blank shit man
like what the fuck?
I think being in the bottom side of the map is trash.
Every time i've won it was on boss out of the map is good later but I think top is better early.
Like I know it sounds like I'm coping, but
I swear to God.
There's better places to kite up here.
Okay. Okay, the auto-aim by the way is so fucking bad. so I don't know.
I like being on the top side of the map.
I don't know why, but being on the top side of the map. I don't know why but carry brain wants to just circle this
You know what fucking I'm gonna do XP I don't even care
I'm sick of being so low level
Nah, okay Yeah Yeah fuck you too dude
Nah don't we love the guy who fires the three balls that one shot you i love that guy so so so Ah, here come the gizlets.
The only reason I like the gizlets is because they uh...
They're like super fucking weirdly easy to kill
You know what dude I'm gonna get ice armor, I don't even care
Oh so so so so Is it metabolic overdrive broken as shit for Yasuo? so because like i don't want to get hit anyway Fuck.
Guys, I don't have projectile buff.
Just letting you all know.
I don't have projectile upgrade, so this is going to get fun. All right. so Ooh, getting this much XP early is not bad.
Because it snowballs.
Okay. because it snowballs so so so When Vol's OP, because you can stand directly on it.
Or, you put yourself in a corner
and nothing can hit you when you're on the wind wall.
It's like normal Wind Wall in League, it's coded like dog shit. so so so so so so so Whoa! Oh.
Fucking bombs!
Dude,
why can bombs... Okay, so when the bombs are happening
I have to be in the middle of the map.
Wait, I'm actually
an idiot dude.
When the bombs are happening, I need to be in the middle of the fucking map. Okay. Okay, I have an idea.
Hold on, I have an idea. Watch and learn. hold on Again, for some reason the AI is absolutely dogshit at aiming this and I don't know why. Nice.
Okay, two still Tempests early.
That's really good. We do damage now so so Seriously, how is this boss not dead yet man. Thank you.
I'm just gonna get this, I don't care
Okay Oh so so so These all kind of suck.
I mean,
I can take the ultimate haste.
But... the ultimate haste
like wind wall is not the greatest but it's not bad
it's like i've got windwall people think when ball sucks don't know how to use it. so so 10 second cooldown wind ball seems pretty good so so so Oh, I did not mean to pick up the card.
God damn it.
I had a strategy planned
to like...
I had
a strat where I was gonna wait and then upgrade my queue really hard so so Honestly, I should just be wind walling on cooldown
since it's such a short cooldown.
Somehow Somehow that fucker died, and I don't know how.
Apparently I did enough damage to just straight up kill him which it was really unfortunate why do i always attract myself to this corner?
Dude, I cannot stand that corner.
But I always do it so so so so so so so so so so so so so so I just need to get one of my spells
To fucking fall
Okay Like seriously all I need to do is get one spell at the fall
so that i can actually play the fucking game
I'm gonna fail the marathon because i got bombs in my face man nice we got an evolve. Now I just need level five. still tempest or whatever the it is
we see level five tempest man
So so so so. so so so dude just give me tempests so so so so so Thank god Thank God.
Okay.
Now we're gaming! so I'll be real, I'm kind of scared to walk over this red crap during the Toad phase.
So i'm just gonna sit here and like
not deal with it I want to go to run over cards they're just everywhere so so so so so so so so Dude, I'm lagging.
My computer is actually lagging!
I think my computer is about to break!
I can't move my...
... I can't move my... Like, I actually think I'm about to... My computer is about to break.
There are too many particles!
Look at this. so so But I'm actually dying because of all the red garbage or the stupid frogs i have to like stay put for a second so the frogs don't kill me so so I'm trying to upgrade everything last second. second oh i can't even make it to the card can i Yeah, even if I wanted to
I couldn't make it to the card
Oh wait, I forgot I have time at the moment
Nice, there we go time at the moment.
Nice, there we go.
...... Well, we upgraded everything. so um so seriously though why does this guy have so much fucking, uh... HP.
Oh my god, no. No, not
like this, man.
Holy fuck!
I give up.
No, this is stupid.
So you're not...
So I can't stand anywhere near her during that phase at all
and I didn't know that.
Like it's unavoidable knockback damage. I didn't know that like it's unavoidable knockback damage
i didn't know that
well now i do
but you can't even windwall it.
Whatever. I tried my best. We played some games. James.. I'll be............ Thank you.. Okay...... you but Thank you. so The mist knows my name.
It howled it for years years but it was only asking for help
welcome to summoner's rift Fuck. I fucked up and didn't buy the support item because I raided and autopiloted. autopilot my bad whatever i'll just go back on first buy Minions have spawned. so. Those trapped in darkness need light the most. uh so uh uh I don't remember my memories.
Wish i could remember them i don't remember Thanks for watching! damn Damn. Pretty sure Karthus is gonna be here in a second I'm actually surprised he's not here.
What?
That's crazy.
He must be topside, I guess.
Okay. so so all this pain it's not mine so That was probably worth.
Thelios misses the wave. Yeah, it's probably worth. an ally has been slain i carry this to compromise
what's me behind because i bought the ones dude when you swap roles you gotta like
it just auto i just autopilot at the recommended Who knows, though?
Maybe it'll work out.
We got Sylas two kills... or one kill.
Maybe it will work out? out so Not my funeral, already happened. so thought i was lost when i was in the i do not like that ward deck i put down. God, that Melio is an idiot! He bought two pinks on his first back? That's crazy bad okay
did he waste 150 golden He wasted 150 gold?
To make sure we don't have Tribush control,
but like... doesn't really matter too much.
... really matter too much He's not even ahead in gold anymore,
even though I sold a Doran's Blade.
The fact that I had to settle with Dorins and he's still not ahead is pretty bad. I mean you're not gonna protect this little bro.
And that's why buying two pinks is stupid.
Because we pretty much just instantly take it out. It's just nice and so so so The failures went dark.
Holy.
That's a crazy rush so save my soul I remember my lessons and the people who taught them. I forgive. No one else has to.
You don't actually have to do anything, you just need to go back and get the key.
I'm not going to let you go.
I'll be right there.
I'm coming for you.
I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. You know what I should have probably rushed this game is, uh...
Merc treads or something
they have a lot of value versus these two and then miria the more blood on your hands
the harder it is to let go i should have gone mid hair too
oh well When you're drowning,
You still remember how to breathe but you can't that's the mist Oh, I'm dead.
Not gonna lie... that was some of the funniest damage I've seen.
I got killed off-screen...
...by Emilio and Felios. one video and uh that's how it is An enemy has been slain.
I could have rotated for grubs there.
On a good note,
Smolder is getting the free scale. the gun's not heavy after all the fear i've been feeling I don't know.
Emilio's Q is such a long range.
Did they change it?
His Q never used to be that long
like he can cue the wall now Okay, Karthus just wanted to int to kill me.
Oh I guess he got all of us stem
yeah i probably shouldn't have forced that that's on me i saw jace and i was
like we could probably win this. Push! If life is my curse,
memory is the cure.
The only issue that the enemy's gonna have here
it's too hard for them to actually play the game versus me and...
Small their late-game.
Like our team comp is too good late.
They're not actually gonna be able to play a league.
My blood still flows. league uh uh so Holy shit, Sylas just saved that guy. I'm here to save them all, living and dead. If something wasn't trying to kill me, it would have been worse. We should really get dragon. um We're gonna lose top turret too. Our macro is not doing great right now. That guy should not have been doing dragon alone. that monster wants to hear me scream he can keep waiting
Isn't too bad that we got 60 sacks it's not the worst once i get bork we are chilling so Light should teach us not to fear the dark. so been slain so so this so so so so uh so um uh Okay. and i'm dead so so to be reborn okay uh so anything No one said this would be easy. If they did, they're probably dead by now. so huh so so loud you can't breathe. so so so I'm going to try and get the so Your turret has been destroyed. yeah we're acquainted so
your turret has been destroyed I'm hoping Smolder gets to the point in which smulder you know
is strong soon so uh I'm going to try and get him. so let's go I need to go get wards man. Oh, my I dead? Oh, thank god.
Did our jungle and top are so far behind? so so All right, well Smolder hit 225 stacks. so so Oh, I'm just dead.
I mean, I don't know if I can carry this...
Our Jax and Syas are trolling real hard smolder's trying his best so jace but
the problem is jace doesn't know how to macro and...
Our jungle and our top are pretty much non-existent this game. They don't know what they're doing either.
Like the enemy Fiora and the enemy Ryze or Karthus are
super fucking strong.
Enemy
bot lane is pretty worthless, but
it doesn't really matter.
Because these three are so fucking Thanos strong it's so hard to play right now. Hmm. I mean, if I can get like...
I mean, Senna,
I'm not sure what to do with this
because it's a good thing that we have
the best of both worlds and we're still hmm i mean if i can get like
i mean senna always can always scale so i mean we got that going for us right so so Oh, this is really hard. yes is my Yeah, I mean this is... Fiora's way too fucking strong man.
That I can't even play against this guy.
Like we, we can't even play the game in bot lane
because of how badly Jax got shit on.
... so We can win if the game goes another 10 minutes, but it's gonna be really hard to get the game to go another ten minutes.
I'm going to go mega hard Okay. so so
i mean i can't even play the game.
Ooh, I probably can't stop this.
They're all alive.
They don't have Baron, which is nice, but...
This is so rough.
Yeah, this is how we get through this one. so Hmm. I mean, if I can Last Whisperer, like somehow some way I can get Mortal Reminder
I could probably solo carry it but...
Getting Mortal Reminder is to be really fucking hard. will be the easy part
that's a bad board there we go Not the worst.
We got a nice pick there.
Somebody's gotta go push bot though, and I need to go get wards.
It's gonna be a really big fight for Baron.
I'm just gonna buy a pot, fuck it.
We're either gonna win or lose the fight very soon, or lose
the game. If they get
Baron here, they're gonna get dragon too so
wait why did we give them crab why is my side a spot
oh we just gave full vision control and wave state control i think i'm gonna die for this We gotta kill this Fiora.
We don't really have a choice. Oh, okay.
Yeah I mean we had to try. If we can't 3v1 the Fiora, we're not gonna win the game anyway. So, that is what it is. Smolder needed to get armor pen too before BT. He's our only damage and he didn't go... This guy has 40 armor, 95 armor.
This guys over 120 extra armor
With Mountain Drake? Yeah like he needed to get Armor Pen to carry this.
That's all. So...
Yeah, I don't know if we can do it.
Life should teach us not to cry. I don't know. I mean, we need to just engage on them when...
We have to engage on them when uh fiora goes top here or
we have to either try and kill rise or try and kill
we can't let them one three one us We got to engage somewhere guys Oh, they tried to 2v1 Fiora.
I don't know why but that's probably why they got so far behind this game.
It's just a jungle top diff. I mean, it happens all the time. laner is OP.
It is what it is. Okay. So,. I'm a little sad that
I gave Jace his lane
and he ended up doing
literally nothing. That made me really sad but
like the fact that this jace didn't like win versus rise is insane
like somehow the rise was able to function during the game and Jace wasn't able to pressure anything. Like that Jace should have taken mid turret, then rotated to like we should've never lost dragons. Then it should've been like...
Jayce pressures the Ryze on T2, Jayace 1v2's card this and rise i think it's just the Jace and the
Smolder didn't know how to play the game very well.
It is what
it is.
Okay, Silence......................... the idea of wards, man.
Like ward skins is so weird. Thank you for watching!.... Bro, I'm just sitting in a queue........ Here we have an Aurora it's aurora
and at least in top oh And a recent top. Oh, shit............ you
you you.. you I need to go get some water.
If i was sitting here zoning out. I'll be right back. Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Thirty seconds until minion spawn. so Minions has spawned. minions has fallen so vengeance is mind jesus ah Oh, hello! She should just flash Q.
Walk at him. Walk at him!
Like, just flash Q!
Just flash Q! Just flash Q?
Why am I like... Nah, my Leona's
mentally retarded.
I waited in a 9 minute queue to have a Leona with mental retardation.
Like why aren't we
flash queuing?
The Twitch is standing there looking at you
and
you're unable to hit
Flash Q.
Flash Q ignites. Yes! unable to hit flash q
flash q ignites guess what happens when you flash q ignites the twitch has to flash himself then he doesn't have sums, right?
Ding ding ding!
Whatever I'm just gonna...
I'm just going to play this one for fun.
If we lose, we'll lose. Not in the mood.
... Whatever I play against people and they don't know how to do basic things in games, it's really sad.
Like, I could tell a gold player to flash there, and he would. What?
That is one of those...
Jesus Christ, this Leona is probably the worst player I've seen ever play Leona.
The only thing that I hate about stuff like this is she genuinely doesn't even attempt to pressure the waves. Like, do we want her just stands there and looks like she's just confused.
Like, it doesn't make sense.
Yeah, roam to the Kassadin who's pushed under her turret dude.
I wonder if Leona is smart enough to just go in and kill him? under her turret dude
i wonder if we own is smart enough to go in
oh she did it Damn.
I actually had that.
Hmm. hmm um Hmm. I'm bored.
If I look and this guy's playing first time Leona,
I'm probably just gonna AFK and swap accounts.
... so uh Nah. He is playing first time Iona, but it's whatever. Like, why is he just standing in the lane?
Why not stand here?
Doesn't make any sense to not stand in the bushes.
Bushes are your friends when you're playing melee.
Because the enemy team can't find you if you're in the bush. Like, flash on him. Or don't. Okay.
I mean, I dunno what to say man like... same We're not queuing the Twitch for some reason. Oh no. Whatever. an enemy has been slain.
We were all warriors, protectors and our honor damned us!
I was hiding! honor damned us Now, there's a smell you can feel.
Another chance to choose peace.
I am a weapon.
What choice do i have and he has been slain oh That's unfortunate. no
was literally just not going in.
I don't know, man... an ally has been slain so
no peace will endure once i find my fellow darken uh i was before the massacre resumes I'm going to go ahead and do that. This world wronged us, Valmar. I will make it real. Why are we not killing this guy? uh No harm to my sweet home.
This form must not fail.
Watching Leona not understand how to use her actual body to fight is one of those things that like...
Yo, good ult bro.
Yeah this game's... not fun.
My support has brain damage.
It's almost like as Varus, I'm stronger than he is early.
And we want to pressure the lane because of that.
Leona is stronger than Nami and Twitch so it's almost like you should also be walking up. But...
You want to scale because you're a low elo support player. So your brain is just always thinking about how to scale, not how to win.
And it makes me sad. Normally I wouldn't care, but...
...I'm having a bad day.
So I don't give a fuck. a okay Okay. Make it up.
Compassion.
An ally has been slain.
Godlike. Shut down. so uh quiet my mind so so um so my host so so so um has destroyed entirely all who cross me will be made my targets so see um I'm sorry.
Godlike! Find your mind! godlines then uh so has been so Your team has destroyed a turret.
What about the document?
The pain and rage you mortals dare forget. uh um hmm hmm so uh so so do not divide my focus so An arrow should not question its course. course so um so to descend your team has destroyed so so um it up please Thank you.......................................... Thank you. Okay.......... so um Welcome to Summoner's Ridge. I hear you.
You sacrifice 30 seconds for minions fall. so. Minions have spawned. so. so I'm going to try and get the first one. so uh so so Hmm. Oh well. We all know one of the focus their support? That's what happens.
It is what it is!
If pain is what awaits us in the darkness further we must run to it i'm afraid so Oh, Yona's roaming on the worst roam timer ever. wrong so so is this leona doing
oh he's retarded. Oh no...
Oh no...
Leona might be retarded!
... so so Leona got 0 KP on that gank by the way
like she didn't hit them once
with flash ignite ignite.
That's actually impressive.
... so but when darkness comes brother why are you guys trying to sell accounts in my stream now all three of you are perma banned
like what do you dip shit into
i'm gonna go ahead and just get this guy out Now all three of you are perma-banned.
Like, what're you dickshits doing?
Like...actual mental retardation. I don't know man, what's in the water?
Well you guys have to be stupid Oh is An enemy has been slain.
An ally has been slain.
Enemy double killed!
Ally has been slain. so so so so so okay can see I'm embarrassing how bad players can be at champions even in diamond four like actually though
like this guy is what first timing leona uh so so so been seen wow I'm going to go ahead and do that. um oh so so so I'm going to try and get the first one. okay Okay, well...
If Leona had used any spells at all
we wouldn't have died there. But held ulti
held flash, didn't use anything.
I'm...
probably
under the assumption this man bought a boosty
little boosterino! Ba-ba-ba-ba-boosteroo! All right. Let's see the ult we got on him. Let's see if he can use one.
Oh!
We're still not ulting?
Still not ulting?
Oh!
Didn't want to waste our ulti to save the Sylas. Yeah, Loewe was one of those Elos. so so Don't worry, Leona.
You can watch bro
i got you man so so um so okay hmm so so hmm so um so so so um so your turn has been destroyed so so hmm Hmm.
Ahhhh...
Our top and mid are bot accounts,
And they're griefing for fun.
That sucks. Oh wow. so so uh I Like how my Sylas is just mid. That's good.
I wonder if being mid is the wrong call?
I'm pretty sure it is, Mr. Silas. That's okay though buddy. I didn't plan on winning this game anyway.
I'm not too upset about it. so so uh got this We should go next though, I mean I'm just bored. Playing on my Smurf account and having people do this shit is not fun, you know? It's not worth my time. so so so uh I'm going to try and get the so I will not let you die. Your tribe has been destroyed.
May I ask why you particularly care which one of my accounts is my main sp flow so You answer my question, I'll answer yours. I see. i see
unfortunate unfortunate.
People are weird in Twitch. They ask you a question,
you respond to them and they don't say anything.
I have four in diamonds? Ah, see I caught you buddy!
You're a hate watcher.
You did exactly what I wanted you to do.
You got baited into showing me
that you are a hate watcher
any last words kill The enemy is legendary.
Try and not be a hateful person on the internet, Mr. SPFlo.
You're spending your Saturday night to be rude and toxic to somebody you'll never meet because for some reason it makes you happy.
I genuinely hope you,
you know change who you are as a person.
Don't gaslight me, I'm smarter than you buddy.
Come on.
Shut down. than you buddy come on You're gonna be one of my 5,700 people I have banned. so um uh uh I mean, I've been streaming for 11 years.
I've had over 15 million people view the channel.
5,000 bans isn't too bad... you know? I So,..... Okay. This field should be able to figure all this out real quick. not figure it out so..... you you
you............................. you you....................... you you Hey, we can do this. Well, I can still give you... i can just I'm going to have to do this again. it's in my blood. Minions have spawned. First Blood. An ally has been slain. I'm not sure if that's the right word, but it does sound like a good idea.
I don't know what to say about this... gives up he learned that from me huh is I'm going to try and get the most out of this. talents on me uh That's what skill feels like. like hurts doesn't it I can hear you. uh yeah the map I'm going to try and get the first one. don't continue to fight without me has been I'm going to try and get the first one. An ally has been slain.
An enemy has been slain. Hush! uh I'm going to go ahead and do this. so
i'm always open to new ideas my new
ideas open to new ideas my new ideas An ally has been slain.
Blast them, Gauntlet!
I hate the word steal.
I prefer liberate or procure uh contact with me uh This is really worth ten times the asking price.
An ally has been slain.
The next enemy double kill.
An ally has been seems looking solid so go do it I'm going to try and get the last one. oh a plan so
i always know a shortcut uh so and my boots are not working fantastic I would love to kill this guy, but... Oh there's an idea here. uh uh yeah
another day another bullseye I'm going to try and get the best of them. specialty Told them I told him. uh Oh, Mr. Deere is here okay sleep Back from the dead. come on little sad bit Syndra got to walk bot over two wards and get a double kill. Especially when we pinged her like five times. uh uh You guys seriously fuck off man? Like this is miserable last sucks That sucks.
You just have the endless...
Ballein dies to literally nothing and then...
Ekko refuses to gank mid as an ekko. No flash Syndra. He's to do all the objectives which are worthless
because grubs don't matter if you can't pressure the lanes so it is for this It is worth it.
Oh well.
Eh, it's just a lot of hero games. Nobody actually plays to win in this EO, they play to hope that they can scale.
Like right now, why is Syndra not getting pressured?
She's just standing in that bush mid doing nothing.
I mean, it doesn't really matter oh it'd be cool if we can kill that guy Like, this guy getting to stay at fucking 20% is so illegal.
Like, it makes me sick to my stomach.
But they don't have a jungler or something, I'm gonna sort of just... So, minus one of those. just between me and glory so we are mission uh Nobody saw that. I can't get called into Wizard Court again.
Just look at me, you don't have to come in for the gauntlet. I've never been, but I have been known to fire a warning shot or two. Damn, I actually win that if I didn't fuck up. An enemy has been slain.
Your turret has been destroyed double kill so oh. no luck uh I am so uh uh so so uh I'll make this look huh I have been slain.
That was a warning shot!
Enemy rampage.
An enemy is dominating.
Enemy double kill.
God, get this!
Your ship has been destroyed. look at this yeah Your crocodile has been destroyed. Your team has destroyed her.
Ancient Magic! so so so so I'm going to go ahead and get the my death uh enemy killing spree
come here Once it's a ruin, I can legally loot it. so oh hmm Hmm.
Rip!
... so so so An enemy has been slain.
Enemy killing spree.
The movement is unstoppable! is free Bless them, Godric!
There's an unspoken... uh so uh so so I'm always open to new um Your turret has been destroyed!
Lock and fist!
No time to waste!
Time out everyone, don't continue to fight without me!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
My chain!!
HAH! Marble is back! I'm going to try and get the most out of this. Artifact or two kill some bad guys, maybe save the world. You know typical hero stuff
Hard work Oh uh oh uh Thanks for watching! you...... Okay...................................... Thank you.