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07-19-2024 · 9h 19m
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you you Okay....... you so so oh my god! Oh my fucking god. so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so okay so so so so so Man!
I took too much damage
holy.. Yo, what's up boys? Good morning.
Did Trick just come in here and type one word or like half a sentence and then stop?
I knew he was old but damn bro. Like what? I think Trick is going to turn into the Biden of League of Legends.
We're gonna start hearing him talk and it's not gonna make any sense.
Oh, he's still here? so so so Yo, I got three fucking projectile shit going on.
Like what the absolute fuck is happening? Okay. so so so so so so so so so Hold on, what the fuck's happening?
What does this do? Ohhhh. This increases my projectile
damage. Well, that's kind of fun seeing as like every one of my fucking things is a projectile. so Why is this boss so fucking strong?
Hello?
Fucking die, dude. so All right, this is not good. I'm like in the middle of everything and I'm about to die. Fuck!
I put myself in a corner, man.
I'm stupid.
I'm gonna try
one more time and then we'll play some League.
Dude, I want to get out of the first
fucking air...
Hard mode is insane.
Like, they make it... They just stat check your ass,
man! What, you just get fucking stat checks! What are these horrible cards, man?
Oh, nothing like having to fucking...
Reroll the very first augment. Cool. Okay. so
dude i don't even know how good the train is i'm gonna be real rail oh so so We need to snowball.
Let's get some XP.
Okay. we just snowball let's get some xp so so so so so so so so so so This is what we gotta do, man. You know what we actually need to do right now though?
Oh my god these all suck! Tch so so so so So I have two duration upgrades, which is kind of good I guess. there. so so so so so so so Did this shit say survive in the circle?
And then I instantly laughed or what?
Okay. or what like did i accidentally instantly leave that like that sucks
oh well that sucks oh wow so so Alright. I am so dead.
I am so
dead. so so Yep.
I couldn't dodge into them!
Ah! Ah! them they're doing these is hard because you have to get the perfect upgrades. Like it actually feels like I have to go
deep perfect upgrades.
Because I don't do enough damage!
I can't kill everything!
Like, what the fuck? Holy shit! Like I'm just getting stat checked. And these suck
oh my so so so so so so so so so really dude what am i doing tank jinx
like what is this? so so so Cool.
I almost died
you know what do we just go hard mode right now let's do metabolic overdrive it um so so so Why do you literally no damage? so so so You can't even walk out of that. Oh my god!
Nah, I mean dude you can't even walk out of that it's just one shots here
nah that was uh that was BS. So, dude the amount of like rNG that you have augment wise is insane well if
you don't get decent augments you literally just can't like kill the units
fast enough. so all right we got two good augments at first now we just need damage and crit. Ooh.
I mean, I kind of want to go XP.
I'm scaling we're scaling
Going XP here is really risky
Because we'll scale faster but the like early game is going to be really hard so Uh oh, I shouldn't have re-rolled.
That's bad.
The racing is not very good here.
I gotta get a shitty augment. Oh my god, these suck too. oh no so Right. Really? Ooh, do I want to do the pick-me-up one?
It'll make it easier...
This will make it easier to get all of my XP once I collect it. because i won't have to worry about actually picking it up up so so so so so all right well we're not gonna be able to level up for another minute
let's farm as much as we can. so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so What the fuck? Are you kidding me?
He hits me for half my health, and i can't even avoid it oh my god.. Dude, what the fuck?
I mean, I am in hard mode or whatever so it is hard. I
Get it But Jesus, dude. so so so so Okay, this is looking like a decent run.
We have some good shit, we have damage, haste, crit...
Now we just really need projectile? I think I have to get
XP. though i think i have to get xp so so Walk, we gotta go down to Yumi, huh? uh oh so so so so so so so when i get excited i lot more damage.
So we can just stay excited for, like...
We can actually do... we can farm really hard so so so so Oh, these all suck. so so so so so so so so so so
all right i think we go do the Belveth thing
I'll be honest. I think we just go to develop that thing but it is kind of scary with these other bosses
up as well That's why. God damn it!
Dude, I got Death Wave?
Dude, I don't want to do...
These Belvedere things
are so RNG.
I had such a good run too.
I have like the perfect augments
i'm sad
you know what i I'm just going to turn my brain off and play Alawi.
I don't care, man. I was gonna turn my brain off and walk around with tentacles. then we're gonna play some league
Dude I want to beat this one level man
But this is the hard mode level. so so so We got duration. Alright, let's go! so so so so so so so so so so
all right boys it's tentacle time so so so so so so At least I'm getting a ton of max health right now, because this thing I have scales with
max health. so All right, this is not good though. I'm just fucking eating some cock there are so many bad guys here
Oh There are so many bad guys here. I need to go to the middle and heal. so so so so so so Okay, I'm going to be honest.
I am not sure how we're gonna win this
oh my god!
That's how we win it, boys.
... so
we get the tank. so so so oh my god no so so so I think I'm actually just dead by the way
I am i'm dead. I can't avoid that holy fuck
Oh Holy fuck! I'm frustrated... Thank you. So, so so so Which one is this? Oh, this is crit. I don't want that. so so so so so so so so What do I have? Area size armor.
I need max HP.
Do I want health regen? max hp
don't want health regen okay we'll get health region we'll try full tank so so so so so so Bro, I really gotta...
Okay.
I'm dead.
Okay.
I hate this dead. Okay. I hate this game. It's like every one of the things you get,
specifically RNGs to counter what you need to do.
The only one where I
die there trying to do the Yuumi thing
is the Beach Ball. There's no other Yuumi thing that kills
me, but
it gives me the beach ball.
So I have to tank a fucking dipshit. so so so so so so Okay, we found all these the all these guys so so so Okay, I'm gonna try and do the Yuumi thing right when it spawns before the boss gets there.
Oh okay that's fine. so so so so so so so so so all right so so All right, boys. all right boys we just got to get to scaling Okay, I believe.
This is the run!
This is the run!
This is the run! so so Dude, it was almost gonna kill me. I don't know.. It's too hard, man.
It's too hard. so so Okay. so this does 70 damage. Okay, we got max HP. now it does 87 damage hits Let's get anti-shark mine.
Just a little bit of range damage. No worries, no worries Armor Armor?
Okay, now they're adding. okay Damage, haste, area size.
Damage, area size, max health...
So we need area size.
Area size, crit armor, damage haste. so so Okay, let's get some haste. So Let us Well this sucks.
I think the only thing that even works is crit.
Damn. Oh, what's up dude?
Hey, what's up homie? Yo, what's up dude? Hey, what's up homie. Yo, what's up
What's up bitch
Madden
I man Hmm, do I want the bunny Mega Blaster? Not really but it would do some damage. so so so hmm so okay we gotta get out of here. Dude, the ball shooting guys are cancer so so so He used to be good, but I feel like area effect is just so much better. so so
whoa Whoa!
What just happened?
Ooh, area size. Boom there we go
Holy shit look at my fucking thing!
Guys, look at my burn.
Oh ho ho, my god. so so so no so Dude!
Those stupid fucking guys
would not die. i got hit by one oh my god
you get it by one thing it literally puts you at zero hp
god. Good God. Nah, nah, we're doing this right now.
We're doing this right now.
We're doing it right here! This is the run.
This is the run.
This is the fucking run, here we go.
This is the- this is the run. All right, it's doomed. We can go next. so so so I always forget what this one is. Where IS this one?
Oh, it's area size. so so so so so so so so Okay, I don't know what i'm listening to
i'm not a huge fan but it is what it is so 50 damage 50% damage?
Wait.
Shrink 30%, lose 20% health and gain 20% movement speed and i'm doing it so so oh let's go!
Ha ha ha ha! Oh, now we're
gaming. so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so. so so so
dude i'm so fucking fast.
Oh shit we evolved the gun! Okay let's go. What the fuck?
Oh my god I can't move my fucking character. so so so so so so so Thank you. so so so so so so you so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so Oh my god, I almost just got one shot. so oh my god oh my god! OH MY GOD!
OOHHHAHHA
... oh my god so so. so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so.. so No!
Fuck. Okay... Dude, that was so close.
Oh!
Literally like sub-50% of the boss. Dude dude it's so there's so much crap going on i
i needed like any hp at all like if i was full hp i could have just sat there and
like tunneled the boss with my gun to like finish him but i couldn't We can play an Aurora game though.
I haven't tried this champ yet, we do one Aurora game and then see how it feels. feels. Dude, we were so close to unlocking Ribbon too. What does this character do? experience gain evolves for so so hmm so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so I don't even know what my ulti does.
Like, what the hell was that? I don't even know what my ulti does.
Like, what the hell was that?
Like, what did I just do? Okay. okay Like, that makes sense?
Because you like go invisible and just kill everything so I get it.
But, don't know what the ult does.
I was bouncing around.
Oh! bouncing around. I dig the swarm i just want to beat the first hard mode level like i'm literally on the first
hardware level and i want to be. It's driving me fucking insane, man Like what does this do?
Like what am I doing?
Right like, what's happening here?
And then I died. Sweet. I do want to see what that is, though.
Like, I'm curious what's even happening when I'm doing that.
Actually, I'm gonna take a leak over here.
... Okay...... All right, I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
We'll play actual league in a sec.
Sorry. Let's fight
What the fuck
There we go
My chair was stuck
Okay All right, don't worry guys.
We'll play actual League of Legends in a sec.
I wanted to try this champ out and see what she does
because she's uh i haven't played her in a league or in this right
we just unlocked there so let's get this going
what the
it's kind of cool so She doesn't seem to do that much damage though, I'm not gonna lie.
At least it didn't feel like she was doing that much damage when we just when we were just played her or whatever
maybe she has a very unique kit though
like maybe i need to actually read her kit. so huh i'm not gonna Huh.
I'm not gonna lie, they are giving me the world's worst
things to upgrade.
Okay. upgrade they actually though you know what it get them tippers so What are those marks that are on them? Oh, my E.
Insta kills them!
Ohhh... Oh.
So, the more guys I mark,
The more guys get insta-kill them.
Never mind. Okay. never mind so so okay
we should get this this. so so This is interesting. I can't pick up the uh, so Oh, this is really interesting. huh
i don't actually know what yumi does but I think she's garbage. so Well, that's kind of overpowered.
You can just walk out. Oh my god.
OH MY GOD!... so did i just stealth my heel oh my god Stealth my heal? Oh, my God.
I stealthed
my heal...
and then died. Dude!
I can't tell if Aurora is actually good or if she's like
what the fuck was that? I don't even know what the fuck that was so so Let me read this really quick. Oh!
Okay, interesting. So what she does is she puts Hex on the target, and then every third cast of her auto attack it removes the
hex.
Your E applies Hex. the hex your e applies hex Oh god, that's interesting. so so so Well, this is awkward. so so so I wonder how good Guiding Hex is when you have it maxed. The evolve is probably insane,
actually, though.
... so so so so so I'm going to go ahead and do that. so so so so so so I definitely don't kill bosses very fast.
If you guys are curious, I definitely don't kill bosses very quickly so there's that Like, this is kinda sad.
I'm dead...
...on my life!
I'm dead.
I couldn't avoid that.
Yeah, this champ sucks. maybe she's op if you're like really good at her
like she probably scales into oblivion right she'll be super scaling
but like that champ champ blows it does not feel good to play that guy
like real talk that didn't feel great
like i did not enjoy that very much. All right, I'm going to do one Olawi and then we'll go play League.
Fuck it.
Yo, what are you guys up to today? What you all doing boys? so so so so Allawi is like the best one to play when you're feeling really nice and lazy so so so so so so so so so so Oh my tentacle and God. Guys, look at the tentacles. so Oh, yeah.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
I need duration, not armor!
Give me duration. so Okay, if I don't get duration for my last upgrade it.
I can't even upgrade my tentacles oh my god
some regular japanese hentai in here. So Dude, that shit by the way. uh
that crowd structure i can't believe that's even possible so so so so so so Guys, I really need duration here.
Can you guys just give me duration please?
Like I really need it guys!
Guys! so Thrashing! so so so so so Give me duration.
I'm gonna lose my mind. so Thank you! so so so No way.
Three bombs spawned on me, and I couldn't run away from that.
Oh... That's so fucking lame dude.
Like actually spawned on me when I picked the thing up.
Dude, what is that RNG?. I can't believe that RNG is that crazy.
Like literally only way I lose,
Is bombs.
That was a winning run.
Fucking bombs, bro. so so so so so okay We start a new run. Bada-ba-bam.
Damn! I always got big ass tentacles.
Huge.
Oh, man... so so I don't actually know what I want to fucking get for my last thing. We probably try and get like Ability Haste.
Or Regen or some shit, probably.
I don't fucking know so so so hmm i mean i could go health regen right now.
Wouldn't be that bad.
Nah. Okay. nah
i'm going glass cannon allowee so so kind of crazy how little damage i'm doing though not gonna lie Hi. dude i am so dead That's so stupid.
He fired the balls as I ulted.
That's so stupid. Stupid.
He fired... I couldn't kill... he fired the
I couldn't kill
the fucking dumbass
guy even with
full damage build
I couldn't kill the boss
I hit him with 5 10 of build, I couldn't kill the boss.
I hit him with five tentacles!
I couldn't kill the boss. Full damage.
What the fuck?
I had near perfect upgrades.
I guess that didn't have any actual damage though. Like, I think if I lived
through that second boss
we'd win the game.
It's all good, we'll figure it out. I know you gotta like play on your tentacles, so that you can't kite that much.
You have to just kind of tank.
But I'm gonna be real, if you're tentacles...
You get regen when you're on your tentacles.
Right? Like
I get more regen so if I just tank here
right and like eat
damage, I'll regen it really fast
but when you're taking like a fuckton it's kind of hard.
Maybe we go pure defense Olauwe.
Nah, fuck it. Pure offense. it's more fun so so so so so Sometimes this Yumi thing is super OP. I feel like it's always worth doing so so By getting the ultimate ability haste is actually huge though. though so what do i want for my last thing i don't know we already have area size haste duration damage so like so so so so so I feel like this is the run And we just killed the boss so fucking fast. so Oh. Armor. I mean armor could be good, I don't know.
Because I am going gonna get hit by stuff
eventually so But it could also be max health We need to upgrade Tentacle Slam ASAP.
If we can get all the tentacles upgraded, we're gonna be juiced.
We'll actually be un-fucking killable.
Ooh Tibbers could be good for like act dealing damage to the boss
because right now i don't have a lot of like actual boss damage
timbers would be so good for that so so so so so so so holy Holy fuck.
We are tentacling, boys.
We are in this like weird choke where we get to sit here and tentacle
spam people.
Okay, we got
max duration- oh no.
Oh no, the bombs. Oh jeez Oh no, the bombs...
Oh geez. Okay, the bombs?
I might have to leave
the choke.
... so so so You don't You know what I really need right now is an evolve. so I need to go do the Belbeth thing. Oh, there's a boss. Let's see how fast these guys die. The bosses?
Oh, he is dying pretty quick.
Ooh, we got the Evolve!
Oh shit, boys.
We got the big Tentacle Evolve. Oh shit. tentacle evolves so so challenge me fools oh my god! What is happening? so so so I need to level up before getting that card.
There we go, because now I can do ant mines and now I can level up my mines.
Oh yeah! Oh, yeah.
Alright boys! We are in a walking explosion.
We're in a literal walking movie.
Okay. movie look at this so so Wait, I'm almost dead. This is not good. so so No way.
No way! Right
when I hit my R key, he knocked
up. Dude. Oh my
God. You guys have no idea how annoying that is.
I literally was like, okay
I'm gonna hit R and then run away, right?
He did an instant
knockup and then the other guy
killed me with his knockup as I
was about to win.
Hard mode's annoying, man! I'm so sad.
That was the perfect run, man.
Like actually...
I had the two upgrades.
I just, like... I went into the wall
and then I couldn't get out
because I took so much damage
from, like like random garbage oh
i'm tilted
oh well
wow Oh, well. What the fuck ever.
What's Let's play League. We'll play boring-ass league.
Fine.
Hello chat, how are we doing today? Okay....... you you... Thank you. same jungle meta what ap junglers? Yeah, I mean it is one of those. AP Jungle Wars is... What are those?
It's because of the new item.
Until they nerf Fade to Ashes.
What's up, AngryCareerMan?
Until they nerf Fade of the Ashes, man,
junglers are just going to be OP.
I mean, junglers are all going to be AP.
Like, it's just Riot
added a new item for zero
reason
and they just changed the entire meta.
Like, it is what it is.
They were like, oh we're gonna make
an item 900 gold?
Just be perfect amount of gold when
you do one full clear in jungle
and then that item is also going to speed up your next
clear by like 10 seconds right so what ends up happening is you're just left to...
You're essentially just left to eat a dick if you don't take the item on your first back.
You are the slowest, most awful jungle champion in existence.
You know what's crazy? I saw a tier list right now of the best junglers at the moment are like Udyr.
It's like a Mumu, Udyr
anything that can just abuse
that item to the absolute fastest
because right now all that matters is full clearing
because if you thought the faster you fold clear the more xp you get and
the more speed you get the like higher level you are
like jungle at the moment it's pretty much...
Jungle at the moment is like, the worst it's been in a while.
Because all you do is
full clear on repeats.
I mean,
I like the jungle meta
because I'm a loser
and I don't like ganking
so I like full clearing
so it's my favorite
type of jungle meta
where you don't
get ganked very much
by the junglers and
you know uh you
know where they're
gonna be because
everybody just goes
the same path thing
it's pretty easy to
track them etc
and i like jungling
in this meta because i can be lazy but yeah i could see why junglers
think it's really boring but there's also like junglers are also like the best
like they're actually op again, if you do nothing
but full clear
for like seven minutes
right now,
right?
Like the first
seven minutes of the game
you are actually
higher leveled
than the solo laners
as a jungler
which is
insane. That's insanity!
Being higher than solo laner by doing nothing but farming camps in the jungle is crazy.
Like, I don't think that role should ever be that strong.
Oh, yeah,
that's the other S-plus tier jungler right now is Shyvana.
Shyvana
and Udyr.
The two S-plus tier
junglers right now
Shiv and Udyr the two s plus tier junglers right now shiv and doodier
they clear too fast have too much damage.
And once you get Shoujins on Shyvana...
She pretty much always has ult up, and if she R's...
One E takes like a third of your HP so it's just not fun.
Also can somebody explain to me how the fuck Riot fucked up the coding?
For like putting these in the right position
Like does that annoy anybody else right now? Having to redo your fucking...
Like, your tab.
You have to move everybody
to the right slots.
That shit is driving me crazy, man.
I hate it.
I hate having to be like...
Oh! Tab in!
Oh! Tab in!
Oh! Tab in!
Like how did you mess that up?
What did you fuck with in the coding? You know what I'm saying?
Anyway boys... Anyway, boys. Today's a good day to gin! so The show never ends.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. Too much swarm. I'm playing really bad. Too much swarm! Too much swarm! Oh my god.
Too much Swarm Labs on too much swarm labs too much form That Ezreal just E in place? The fuck was that?
I mean, Jax could be down here. If we can get a ward done, I would appreciate
it.
Okay. Damn, my CS is trash. Dude this Ezreal actually has perfect CS almost. most Now where the fuck is the Jax?
Uh, he's very clearly bot.
Somewhere.
How can I be experienced? Somewhere. Oh, he's top.
Oh!
What an absolutely crazy pathing.
He went all the way back top to do the Scuttle Crab.
That's crazy!
I don't think that's a good play.
Oh, he's going for it. that's a crazy play You inspire me.
Please okay relax bro. You really didn't have to flash there Ez. Samira or Nylas soon?
I mean, probably not.
I don't play either of those champs very often.
Like, I'll just keep it real.
Probably not.
Uh... I mean, I could keep pushing the wave here.
I don't have enough for BF yet, so... You want to dive?
I mean, i'm down
i mean you gotta go if you're gonna go I'm not gonna lie, I did not expect Bard to actually tank that for that guy.
I'll be real even with AD Carry being OP right now...
The AD Carry meta is like boring the shit out of me.
Like...
Ashe... Ezreal, Kai'Sa every game is miserable.
Because they're like the three most boring fucking champions in existence.
I guess Kai'Sa's not that boring,
but Ashe and Ezreal... Like, Ezreal's fun,
but he's also boring in a way where like once you get to a point...
Right? Like this is my view on Ezreal. I've been playing Ezreal for a long time right?
Ezreal's boring once you get to a point where people don't fight you because they know how Ez works.
And so, you're just farming the whole lane phase and that's kind of super fucking boring.
Welcome, Kai'Sa's meta?
She has a good build path right now.
Anytime a champion's meta...
After not being meta for a while. She either A got buffs or
B has like
a build path got buffed.
And Kai'Sa's
build path at the moment is pretty good.
Yeah. pretty good Welcome to the world of the dark.
Welcome
is what I want
to see.
Prepare
for
the
final
alley.
The
light will shine okay
only during the performance I mean, that's really pretty much how champions come into the meta right? Think about jungle. Why would AP junglers get strong all of a sudden, right?
It's because the AP jungle item is strong,
that stupid Faded Ashes shit.
So when Riot added Faded Ashes to the game,
boom now it's an AP jungle meta, right? None of the junglers
got buffed. None of that
shit happened but now it's like oh, it's an AP
jungle meta now.
Same with Kaiaisa.
Like, if they buff a stat on an item and it lets Kaisa upgrade her shit...
Right?
She goes like Shiv right now into...
What's her build?
Shiv Rageblade, I think. and once you get rageblade you just have your q upgrading she has extremely like cost efficient and it helps her wave clear so
she has good way to clear with shiv it's cost efficient and she gets a q upgrade for free
and then you can also uh add a three item spike you can get all three upgrades right now as kaisa
also to top it off the meta is also very Kai'Sa favored meta
because
We're not playing in an enchanter meta
Kai'Sa likes supports that go in like not unless leona and shit because
Champions with stuns give kaisa passive stacks
Whoa
Something so oh yeah that's kind of how it works. nervous before packing the coins but i need that feeling
you will learn what it feels like truly is My work asks questions that no one has answers for. uh um um I got dead as fuck.
Nice try. Sorry, boy. I tried bro. Damn, I'm rich!
Boys be rich as fuck Which is the law? The mask or my face? Oh, I'm so dead? Not bad. Not bad.
Not bad at all! Everyone is watching.
Through my work, you shall transcend.
Three! Four! What is... I mean, you can't kill that.
You gotta wait for the wave little bro!
There's no way we can kill that without the uh You gotta wait for the wave little bro
There's no way we can kill that without the wave there just cuz the turret armored bullshit
No, surely you don't go for this right? Like you're not trying to do this.
Come on bro.
We are not giving this. This is crazy. um um I cannot believe that guy actually went for that.
He was like, surely they'll let me tell the springboard
i mean in his defense he did get the pink warden
right like you got it i'm and
well uh... that wasn't gold and you know he did it pog Oh, snake ears. Oh shit, where you going Barton?
I better go back midden.
I never hurt anyone, it is the performance that kills.
Who's this? um um so He almost got me killed. That was close. Oh, I'm dead.
Ooh.
I'm not gonna lie,
I really should not have done that just now.
I trolled the shit out of that. That was my bad guess.
Mmm, I kinda think I need to go mid? but yeah, I should. Zed went top.
Okay not too bad.
Still have the rift so we get an axe dragon and it is what it is.
Yo ninja! so we get an axe dragon it is what it is yo ninja welcome to the league of draven
a cannon A cannon. i serve a disturbing This performance needs more than that. um action so Nice. You've only something to do with it. uh There's no way I can help you guys. Yes. so so uh yes the gun is ironic I want to feel everything.
The gun makes it so I do. With my technique, killing demons gives you artwork.
A costume for makeup a spray of blood so Hmm. Heart is worth the pain!
There we go. so I will not surrender, I do this. so was paid to put on a terrible show so um Art shall blossom from your power. You will learn what duty true is. This would be easier if blood had more colors. is is See you. um stop I'm going to go ahead and do this. so I'm going to go ahead and do this. Fuck. oh that was feels bad man
man what do i get last item on Jhin?
I actually think I should just straight up get this. I never build this item ever, but 100% crit gen is pretty OP.
Bucket. bucket
We're so far ahead just fucking you know I oh Dude, the homies do not want any part of this.
Why don't we just go get brown return
i can touch your shadows
guys
you're not pretty sure it's not warded. We should just try and do it, I mean... um All right. all right so This is the hardest game I've been disfed in my life.
The fuck is happening?
Fucking six items at 30 minutes almost on jinn to live for the applause you will die for it
behind every mask is another mask.
An ally has been slain! I think my team to come with me
you guys just have to stay with me super easy to win That sucks.
I don't know why Bard is top, but he is.
It's okay my team has gotten out of smurfing it now.
Not the worst.
They ended up killing them all
Enemy team dove me i'm playing jinn. So it's a little bit rough
Bad Not bad. Damn, this Jax is literally 1v3'ing
my team. Look at this!
Like actually.
That's insane.
... This game should have
probably been over about 10 minutes ago, but it's just
one of those games where...
I can be really fed, but
I can't 1v9 because they have a bunch of stuns.
Basically Jax is too stat checky right now.
Or he was until like...now I'll just two-shot him but
He was too like stat check happy for a bit
I couldn't actually get through his stats and Leona is just a giant stun bot so... so we should just kill jacks he's gonna he's gonna walk in to the jungle over
i am 100 sure i need vijine I need a big gene.
Oh, I missed. so so hmm inspire action so is Cool, we did it.
Boggers!
Took a bit longer than I thought but you know...
It is what it is.
Got him!
Easy peasy right boys?
Right boys? Right, boys? Holy damage.
Level 18 level 18
with maximum
items at 20,000
gold at 32 minutes
level 18
holy shit I had 9,000 gold over Holy shit.
I had 9,000 gold over Ezreal.
80k AD carry of life.
I am going to make a sandwich, BB. Thank you....... Hello lads, I'm back. How are we doing? You guys have anything cool planned for the weekend
anything entertaining anything fun Okay. you but one chance to support me every single game in the future
that's a good question.
Hmm.
Uh,
I mean if everybody's
gonna change in skill...
Like, if I can't control the skill of the player
then it's always gonna be a coin flip.
Probably... Hmm... probably to be honest probably like Nautilus.
Because even if you suck at Nautilus goes with like every AD
and even if you're brain dead you can still like like every AD.
And even if you're brain dead,
you can still auto them
and hit R.
I got autofilled
to support.
Speaking of support,
we got auto-filled.
RIP.
RIP. rip fuck it I feel like fucking my entire team over.
We'll fuck them all over and just play fucking... Senna.
Fuck it, boys.
We'll be selfish little fucks.
Yo, any of you guys see the boys finale yesterday?
First season four.
Holy fuck. That should have a sec. That shit was sick. what is this clip is he bought...
One of his viewers is a they wrote they they wrote a children's book so he went out and bought the children's
book and now it's reading on stream that's like the most wholesome thing i
think i've heard in a month That's incredibly wholesome. God damn.
How nice.
What a nice guy.
Okay.. All right, what are we doing here? music Ah, sweet.
All right, lads.
We are versus BlitzcrankMF as Senna.
We could not have egoed more. But that's okay. Sometimes...
You have to ego, am I right boys?
Sometimes you have to ego them
To test yourself
Where I'm going, you don't want to go seriously you don't it's gotta be done rich Out of the lantern, hell came to pass.
Only thing bigger than this What the fuck am I watching?
What is happening?
Oh my god.
What is going on, bro? I'm going bot.
Like what the fuck was that like a nice little just for fun fucking thing or what?
What...
I mean we can't push this wave, we gotta push Wave 2.
We could push Wave 2 but not wave one.
Also it'd probably be better to just three-wave crash this even though the guy is low.
Because we know that MF has no barrier so it's going to be really hard for him to actually play the game regardless
hey all right yeah we should push in the uh
next wave now we can push.
Wow, my Q's are bad on Senna right now.
Holy shit!
Oh my god what am I doing?
Listen it's been a while okay.
It's been awhile!
First blood. The gun's not heavy after all the fear I've been hearing.
This guy should just recall, yeah there we go.
... Yeah, there we go.
Why is he here? Oh no this Caitlyn is strolling.
Why would you not recall there, bro?
Oh, bro. oh bro an enemy has been slain so yeah that's why she needed a recall. Because she literally doesn't like...
Gross! Yucky! Gross.
Yucky.
Yucky, yucky,
yucky, yucky wave management.
Yucky.
Yucky, yuck-yuckeroo.
Because he had enough gold, and he could have recalled bot an item
But now he's gonna die and miss the whole wave
And that right there is the importance of wave management In about 40 seconds you just learned why wave management is more important than greeting.
Like legitimately.
That right there is why AD carries don't climb, by the way.
When I stress wave management to you guys
it's because of that right there.
Because had Caitlyn just backed when she initially needed to back, uh... She wouldn't have died to the Zed.
She would've waited for the wave to crash.
The wave would've bounced and we could've pushed the recall.
We could've pushed the bounce have bounced, we could have pushed the recoil, we could have pushed the bounce
and then we could have played off
of it. But
Miss
K-Twin
1.5 wanted to play for greed is it's okay though we're farming well we got we're getting some good souls
farming farming decently now then Not bad.
Two more souls.
The fact that they just
pinched that bush tells me
I think the jungler might be here, boys.
Hmm... Whoa.
You don't win this, bro.
Oh my god! I should have flashed here to dodge that hook. Oh well... Oh, well.
I don't really want to rush Swifties
though. It's not very good this game.
Tabby Rush is broken
so we go Tabbys then we go...
This is what we're going to do this game guys we're never
tabby's into way to the rune king yeah boy I'm on my way, man.
But yeah! This entire game is stemming from the simple fact that MF had a BF sword on her recall and the reason she had to be a sort of
recall was because she got a kill from the mf or the kate overstang like the most are you gonna hit him or not he has no hook there we go not bad Not bad.
Sometimes you gotta force them to go in, y'know what I'm sayin'?
Well it was a good fight for us because we had Volibear there. And Blitz had no hook,
so it's like,
we should take that fight every time.
Trade with him? Nice, there's the shadow.
I'll get us through this.
Hmm, I'm not gonna be able to actually put a ward down there.
It's going to be too hard to get a ward down with Blitz like working.
Yep.
My blood still flows into the screen, and it will never be the same. Shut down! oh maybe i'm not is that an eob uh huh Hmm.
Hmm?
They want me to go to Void Grubs.
The problem is,
I know that if I go to Void Grubs right now,
my Caitlyn will die. I mean, I could just sack Kate's life and go to Grubbs.
But would it be worth?
Uh...
I don't know.
Okay. insane I'm Greatest
You're buried in all the things dude, what's crazy? Did Blitzcrank just walk to Grubbs, punch once and then... what? what Small talk wasn't really part of my plan. Hmm.
It's kind of a bad back timer for Cait, but it's okay.
They're gonna lose the plate no worries though. I have the most cursed luck you've seen? Sweet.
Oh, undead!
Well, I got my thing off- dude dude who does bad by the way oh wing gets that in like 400 games not even kidding
but it's just it's so bad there's no reason to do it one two three four five six Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
But he thinks it anyway! way oh you
let go start general your team has destroyed a turret if something wasn't trying to kill me me It's wild how many companies were affected?
Well, I mean it makes sense sense when you think about it like
if all of these companies are all using that software so keep your distance Your turn has been destroyed
I mean that was just awkward. I don't know what you guys do you.
God damn! god damn they ran it the fuck down so okay let's have flash bro Blitz had fucking flash, bro.
Nah if blitz doesn't flash ult that I kill both of them right there.
Don't worry, though.
It's always nice to have Grosscore on the team playing Caitlyn this game.
Who does not love that right Holy fuck, my team is special.
They run it down like three times in a row and they're like, nah, go next. so time Easy peasy. See, we win guys. No worries easy one
You so huh oh so so so compromise Damn it! I actually win that if i flash right when zed w's, or right when he ults.
I'm rusty.
We win this game so easy though!
Like 100% by the way. is actually cake i need some armor pin everything that's happened i just want it to matter what's going armor jackson's also
an armor so getting some armor pen will be huge for us.
Because, I mean, my Caitlyn rushed Collector and she's going Infinity Edge after Collector
so my Caitlyn lost the shopkeeper which means
I'm going to be already damaged this game.
Oh! Oh, I fucked up. I misclicked.
I was trying to fix my mouse wheel.
That's my bad.
Like, I need to tape my mouse wheel. It would be so much easier
if I never had to touch it
at all in the game.
Because my brain will subconsciously just...
It'll subconsciously try and mess with it.
You know what we should do right now? Get fucking Baron.
Like lowkey, we could just do Baron in like three seconds.
Okay. Guys, this is a little saddening. so so yes so so so so here to see them all living so No more. Oh shit.
Let's go baby!
Alright, one is in the chat if we win this game.
Well well Well Well, well. so Oh
What's from the boys, this guy's name is
Klazik Stan.
Ooh, I'm dead.
Oh, he missed!
Goodbye. Bye, buddy. so so my nightmares wish i could remember to dream out of the storm Thanks for watching! um so is okay be free Yeah, my only got hit by his ults?
Feels bad.
And is he...
I think we just go RFC now, right?
Pretty sure it's just RFC at this point.
And then we just win.
Because, I mean, how do they play the game? I have 123 souls at 26 minutes.
How do they play League?
They can't!
Too emotional about my rank and that's what is holding me down. I'm D4 for like 3 years even though climbing C2 should get back to D4
Yeah, honestly if you really want to climb in League
Don't give a fuck what rank you are
Just give a fuck about your gameplay it sounds like you know
like that stereotypical dog advice everybody gives but it's true
if you just play to get better you'll naturally climb without worrying about your rank um so For us.
For us.
We can't be.
It's a hangout place. wow i did a lot of damage i was not expecting that much
i know the bork build on senna is good, but I was not expecting that.
God dang!
Dude, look how even the game was.
And then boom!
Shit exploded in four minutes.
Shit was crazy!
For us.
We can't. It's a hard night, right? What do you guys think?
What should we play this game?
What sounds fun. you what's i'm saying man like you're worrying too much about what your rank is.
Like
you win some, you win some,
you lose some.
It doesn't really matter
too much in the long run
as long as you're playing
well every game.
So it's like...
If you're worrying
really heavily about
what your rank is and shit, you're worrying really heavily about what your rank is and shit,
You're gonna play like you're nervous.
Like you're going to go into the game and be like
Oh I can't lose this game, I need to win
And then you're going to play different than you normally would
Or you're going gonna focus on every negative
thing that's happening in the game because you want to win.
And it's just not good.
You can focus on getting better. But if any sort of statement that you're making starts with my team,
you're not going to be getting better. Like, don't give a fuck what rank you are.
Just play
to win whether you're in x rank y rank b rank doesn't matter
play the win figure out how to win and do that on repeat Kalista?
I did not want to play Aphellios or Kalista this game.
Sorry, boys.
Just because...
They have a Vi and Alistar
A Kai'Sa And a fucking Sylas. If I pick non-mobile shit this game,
I'm gonna get just railed like some games you gotta pick 80 carries that are somewhat mobile when
they have like i also i could pick zaya
i didn't think about it but i could have picked zyia this would be a perfect
desire game look at that comp
i just haven't played xayah in so long that she's not even in my brain for like
oh you should play this champion you know what i mean So the picture oh, I don't care bro. Like uh...
Like I said if you're dwelling over some dogshit player you played with like yesterday or earlier or whatever
it's not worth it take it from me then
Oh Everybody sucks at this game. Like every single person, if you are not a pro player and like actively trying your best to win every get you suck everybody sucks
right like who cares I rarely know what i'm looking for, but I always find it. Minions has spawned. I mean, I get people who
first-time champs in my games all the time.
Sometimes you lose sometimes you can carry those games who knows True explorers follow the compass in their heart.
We should play up.
It's an Alistar lane, so they can't play the lane level one or rather. They're not allowed to play the lane level
One
Foreign uh uh Not bad though. Got her flashed, that's pretty good! So what's gonna happen? Is they're going to get level 2? I can tell you exactly what's gonna happen is they're gonna get level 2.
I can tell you exactly what's gonna happen.
Alistar is gonna look for a flash on Blitz or me because we don't have
Flash in the lane.
And if he combos the Blitzcrank, I just go in on the Kai'Sa. If he combos me, I go in on the Alistar. oh uh First love
Yeah, that's warden.
Just gonna throw some poke at the old Kaiaisa once my biscuits up in 10 seconds
uh we can pressure the lane a lot harder Oh, it's still warded huh? Alright, now the worm's gone.
I'm just gonna use this bush...
I'm gonna use this bush to drop vision and just poke yes no sweat we can actually dive these guys extremely easily
we can win this What are you talking about?
Their kites have 1 HP, bro! See? Easy peasy.
Like, how do they fight? They can't! uh i can blink and still not miss hmm I'm gonna miss a play at them I think walking up to get that plate is
like some really hard.
Like, yeah, it's actually a REALLY hard plate. the enemies Oh yeah, I mean there's a lot of
account shares bro.
I've played with a ton of people.
League is I mean you just gotta deal with it or quit the game you know those are your options if somebody's like if you're in a game and you're upset you got
somebody who was like account sharing or trolling or whatever on your team yeah two options you queue up again
or you stop playing
it is what it is this uh i can read This guy's gonna break the phrase.
Yeah.
I don't think he knows better, right?
He doesn't know that he has to keep the cannon left yes uh Dang.
I didn't know Blitz was gonna ulti that guy.
Goddamn!
I mean, I played it wrong. I should have just killed Alistar.
Like, I E'd forward onto the Kai'Sa but I can just kill Alistar, so... Let's fix the wave. I use a fake name in Demacia, Jero Light.
Let's fix the web!
He is an actual hero. uh Damn, I had that if I landed
back here. I had that if I landed that Q.
I missed that Q by a fucking hair bro. I don't see any reason to go back yet, so we're gonna just vibe for a sec. Oh. I have no idea why Kaisa thought she could walk up to me, but she tried. yeah
I'll make this look easy fuck so good luck shivano Good luck, Shyvana!
So are youuuu. Super you!
Who needs a shutdown? I'm pretty far ahead. specialty uh um so Oh, what's going on down there? This is awkward. okay dang
it was close so so oh Oh Miss missed that one.
Wait why you got ditching me
my whole team ditched me what did you guys see that? yeah yeah But I haven't known the fire of war. Well, I'm dead as fuck.
Got as much damage off of him as I could though. Oh
Oh go get him, Shiv!
Go get him him little guy We're gonna be enough.
Is it ever going gonna be enough What's that get our mana moon
dude it gives me 50 AD.
Mana Moon's insane!
I went from 180 to 230.
I'll handle this! 30. uh My bad.
I went for the greedy kill on the... I could have lived, but I went
for the greedy kill on the Anister. I lived, but I went for the greedy kill on the Alistar.
I was like, I can land it! And then I missed
and I was like, I cannot.
... so Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit you're about to get fisted.
Boop!
Boop!
Oh, oh!
Oh what's, Camille?
Ooh.
Grandma gets fisted by Robot. Oh! huh Where are you guys at? hey are you not intrigued uh i would say that was a warning uh uh Wow.
I missed one ability and I just die.
I mean,
I legitimately
should have...
I missed my W.
I'm just so bad.
Dude Vi's got a sleeper OP!
She was really terrible and she 100 zeroed me
but clay literally just in the ass by kind of OP? I'll be omitting that little mishap from the expedition rods. um contact playing the terrain totally that rocks Oh, I'm dead.
I E'd too late.
I was trying to E, or I should have let it hit me then E'd. That's my bad.
Oh! I just eat during the travel time. That's what it might be.
Ooh, nice job though! Nice job, though.
I mean they can't win a fight without me alive. It's not possible.
So I gotta stay alive
i'm just playing really far forward because i'm i'm playing really uh for fun
we plan to game this game you know
what is this guy doing What am i watching I'm dead as fuck. Honestly, I should have just let him back.
His back timer was terrible!
I'm just an idiot. Oopsies.
Ooh, you guys do not win that.
Or do they?
Okay I stand corrected!
You guys are them!
I still think they lose but they played that really well.
Like, they killed a lot of them. Goddamn!
Like, respect! Yeah wow he played that well too. I mean, Shiv's not wrong
but I'm also not going to play it and just like
if they're not in the right spot
at the right time. If my team's wanting me to slow play
and wait for them to do random shit that doesn't matter...
I mean,
I'm gonna be honest, man.
I'm just playing for fun.
I'm trying to relax and vibe, you know?
Like yeah...I mean I'm playing really reckless and stupid but like...come on bro.
Let's not act like...
You know...
My zed doesn't have 4 CS a minute.
Like, I mean it is's a low elo game.
If we're not playing to have fun in the low elo game
what the fuck are we doing?
... Why are we ping me?
This is what I mean, bro.
You said you wanted to try hard. You were oh hey come play with your team but like you're an idiot we can't
uh we can't play the game there we don't
have vision. me
i got mid prio got double ulton and my shivana's farming krugs so i mean
you know...
You can be as mad as you want that we lose this game
I don't really care
Like Sett went bot
for when tier 2 towers not even up right?
He went bot when there's no tier two
Uh Blitzcrank has zero ward style on Baron Right now he has one He went bot when there's no tier 2.
Blitzcrank has zero wards down Baron right now, he has one single ward.
Like I said, I'm not gonna get mad or whine and bitch about that but like...
...I think if you're in Diamond, you should focus on your own gameplay and not others.
Because this Vi is 10x the Shyvana's...
Like literally just gapping the Shyvana into tomorrow.
I mean our mid is fucking worthless too.
But like i said, i don't want to be toxic man you guys just gotta chill ya know? I'm always up with new ideas. My new ideas!
Ha!
Now you're asking me
to tell your family?
Marvelous! I mean
RZ couldn't kill a Vi at 1 HP? Ooh. Nice try! hmm I strive uh relax Oh man, relax. I mean we have no vision like this is too hard to play I mean it is what it is.
All that happened was the...
My team got mad that I got caught once, and so they started running it down.
It is what it is.
It's just low elo, man.
Like I said, if you're in an elo and your priority is not yourself,
you don't belong any higher.
I could watch the bot and rip every single one
of these players' gameplay from start to finish
but there's no value in it
because you know, it's like everybody just plays for fun.
It is what it is. so.. Bobby on the moon ride. Moonlight
Today Okay. um. Okay.... Oh shit! Papa. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Okay........ I need to get some more agua. Thank you. okay.. do do do Well, well, well, well. Oh.
Wait, I have unironically seen a Zed in one of my games every game today.
Wait, that's actually crazy.
Why is everybody playing Zed?
Is this just... because,? I have no idea.
It's the most I've seen Zed in forever. Someone in the anime team banned Yumi.
What?
Wait, that's crazy.
I don't think
I've seen a Yuumi ban in the last
5,000 League games I've played. I mean, it might just be a q snake
sorry not wanting to play with it nobody even plays you me
like when i say i don't i have not seen this champ band in like years i mean it like literal like since like she was meta two years ago i haven't ban it because nobody plays it
and even if they do play it's not even op
like yumi's weak as shit you I mean, even if they do play it, it's not even OP.
Yumi is weak as shit.
You just play an engaged champ and you just kill her... A doobie what a doobie.
Ooh!
What a reverse.
That is a fucking toxic-ass song.... I got some water.
I did it boys! Don't worry though, I got some water.
I did it boys!
I got myself a nice agua.
Ooooooooh yeah buddy! I'm living shit out of me. someone
means a convenient spawn. so why did lucian and leona both have uh
why do these guys both have Ignite?
Goddamn.
The fuck?
Ever looked at MF's cannons?
Yes.
I told you guys that somebody was Q-sniping.
Okay. as that somebody was Q-sniping. He already, uh... he already alt chatted me.
Told you guys!
It's very common Step back. step two I Think we could kill these guys right now.
Ezreal E'd forward, which means Taric could just go in but...
It really depends on what he wants to do.
Like, what are we doing?
My Taric just... wait fight him!
Holy shit.
Okay, not gonna lie to you boys... This Taric is definitely a Yuumi one-trick.
Just to be completely
transparent,
I don't think this Taric
has ever played this champion
before.
What I just watched might have been the funniest shit I've seen out of a support in awhile.
He whiffed stun, didn't walk forward
when the Leona was walking at us
like early game or whatever.
Then Ezreal E'd in front of him,
he didn't try to E the Ezreal
after. He didn't flash
his E, he didn't flash as he he didn't uh
there's like a lot of funny little things there
that's no worries though as long as he tries his best
that's what matters.
He gets it. uh so You can kind of see like here, all I'm really doing is trying to play forward. Obviously the...
Sorry, obviously,
the Taric's not playing with me,
but...
Oh, I might die here?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
that I'm dead,
but we don't really
have a choice.
Because
Taric just ran away.
I mean
he could've flashed his Taric just ran away. I mean...
He could have flashed his stun on the guy.
He could have done anything, but...
It's definitely a Yuumi one trick let's
just put it that way
that's okay though though I know what i'm doing Nah, Taric whiffed stun on a guy point blank holy
do not touch the wave.
You me one tricks don't get to,
don't get the wave manage I'm sorry.
Sorry little bro.
You land a single stun this game, I'll let you hit the win. Deal? so you can have so Go in, bro.
Why is that guy not...
Ezreal is eating forward.
Use your stun!
Oh my god.
No joke, I think Taric might actually be a retard.
Like I think it might be a mentally retarded human. But it's okay.
He just missed his stun! No way!
He missed his stun, no way! He missed his stun.
Holy shit
You can't make this up.
Step down! Holy fuck. I don't think I've actually ever...
I'm not even kidding,
I've never seen a Taric player this bad.
This right here is why everybody hates playing with Yuumi
if you're curious the reasoning is is because
you can get to it you can get to like diamond four and have actual like actual brain damage. What's this Ezreal doing?
You guys are silly. What're you doin'? Oh my god.
Holy shit, they are bad. I don't know.
I feel so bad for flaming them,
but what the fuck was that? uh Bro, I don't know what to say. This is actually just insane. Holy shit!
Okay, chat, I need you guys- okay.
This is gonna be really mean but i need you guys to tell me has tarik actually
landed a stun like i know that's mean!
I'm not even kidding!
I don't think he's landed one. Wait, I saw... so holy taric Are you good bro? Jesus.
Jesus. don't get cocky okay so Oh, my God. yeah dude this is so funny Oh, he actually got that.
Wait this Taric is horrible.
Oh my god.
Dude I can't even be mad because it's like...
It's like if you get mad at players being this bad in Diamond
it's almost like you're making fun of cripples.
Right? Like imagine that I'm laughing at a guy in a wheelchair not being able to run a mile.
Like that's kind of what it feels like watching League players playing Diamond you know?
Like I can't be mad at a cripple for not being able to walk set sail Tarek, you want to walk at them?
Oh my god.
I'm not gonna lie watching T Taric be this confused is funny. Dude, he's so confused.
He's like wait I should use my stun now.
I don't think he knows that your autos reset your stun so Don't get cocky.
Oh my god! He rushed Winter's approach. more funny Wait! He landed the stun!
Wait, he did it.
Not a problem My man is smurfing. Smurfing? so I think I just watched Delilia miss four spells on me.
I walked past her, and she whiffed every spell.
Wait that's insane so so so Oh
Here is taking our top tower by the way
guys he took our top turret wow casante actually killed that guy holy shit because i'll be i thought they would be so nothing oh i might be dead here
i'm pretty fast we'll see um I always shoot first.
What is happening right now? You guys are sweating.
What is this fanboying? Let me play the game!
You've got dangerous eyes i like that so get hmm Ooh.
We should just give the dragon.
If we actually want to win,
We gotta just give objectives.
I need three items
Because they're so tanky.
Like,
I just need more doms.
Once I get doms,
I can carry.
But until doms. Once I get doms, I can carry. But until doms? Dude,
they're way too tanky.
Once I get that shit though, it's probably
just over.
Like,
I don't even need ie because they're all so squishy except for uh, oh dear step two Yo!
Leona,ona you man Shut down.
An ally has been slain.
I don't think you can see us, Mike. I'm going to go ahead and do this. I pretty much just have to farm all of the waves during the mid game
here uh that's that's essentially just how
we're gonna play the mid game they have four people bought or three
people bought so we're just going to push waves They have four people bot, or three people bot.
So we're just gonna push waves.
Try and use their time to our advantage.
There's not much else we can do. We just keep pushing waves and hoping.
I mean this is a bad play.
Because I know they're ghosting.
Yeah you gotta get off for them. off room like it wouldn't have been a bad play if they weren't ghosting
because i don't think they would have known we were on it, but... so we go hmm i don't know why he did that I mean, I can't do anything. What do you want me to do there, buddy?
You just R'd in and died instantly.
Yeah. R'd in and died instantly.
I can't really play the game against a new deer with this many items this early in the game. What do you want me to do?
I'm getting flames.
Ult and he dies.
You're just wrong.
Okay. Oh, my bad I mean, we can't fight that. so This is what happens sometimes when you're in lower elos.
People just focus way too much on fighting, right?
Look at the CS numbers in the game right now right like our taric
is not very good so because terek's not good we can't
really play off of like tempo on the map because our taric sucks
uh and our jungler is being gapped too so we can't really play off tempo right Ryan? uh Why didn't you go in?
Wait, Lucian wasted his dash.
We should have gone in right there but so I Will end the game. so um What did you want me to do there, buddy? no Dude, I don't know.
These people are funny.
Why am I getting hyped at so much right now? What the fuck is going on?
See, I'm literally the highest level in the game. Other than Udyr.
Like, I'm playing correctly by the way. 100%. down um oh what am i watching so uh so I mean, if we want to win
We should probably try and stop him from getting dragon
It's going to be hard though
Udyr is going to have a really good tempo in this It's gonna be hard though.
Udyr is going to have a really good tempo on this. I had to push top in there though because if I don't push top in... Like dragon's not for 20 right? So if I don't push that top wave
in here. We're not going to be able to contest
the dragon safely. Cause top will just
get pushed and lose., just kill this guy
Well that's crazy
Yep yep yep, yep. Udyr is pushing top. the so I mean there's not much i can do the Adair is just better he's just better than our team Okay.
Dude just one-shot me in the duration I was stunned through Merc treads.
Like literally, in the Merc Treads Thunderation, I died.
But yeah if you're wondering why games are hard to carry as an AD carries sometimes it's because like look at this game right?
I have almost six items 10 CS a minute.
Right?
Like i've played this game relatively really well.
The problem is our team is trying to force fights mid
like pretty much on repeats at the moment
and you can't keep forcing fights mid on repeat like this
because
we need to actually do some macro or
we're just going to lose the game through
Udyr splitting or objectives know objectives things like that so
you have to macro a little bit um Oh, I'm dead.
Tarek didn't ult or use heal or do anything. anything
i mean that's gg they're just gonna end we needed to contest mid as a team but they didn't want to so i mean it is what it is
we have to contest that wave mid we genuinely don't have a choice by the way
if we don't contest that wave we just lose baron we lose everything
yeah this game's over deer just ends GG.
That was a top diff and a half, though.
Like, real talk.
And support, but i mean in in the in the terek's defense he is a yumi one trick and he did get target banned so it is what it is you know It's all good. wait this is my lowest account.
I'm being flamed by D4, B3 players
on a smurf.
This is crazy behavior
wait i had a hundred cs lead and we only lost because
you target banned Taric.
The fact that you don't understand damage doesn't matter in league it's likely why you can't climb past e3 enjoy slow bro I think the fact that people don't understand
That damage is irrelevant
That is genuinely hilarious.
Because, I mean...
The only reason
that game was unwinnable
was straight up because
somebody target banned the Yuumi,
right? So like the Yuumi is worthless.
Like Taric is not going to do anything that game.
Like it's not even really his fault,
right? He's a one-trick Yuumi player.
So he has no idea how to play the game.
It is what it is, right?
But I mean that wasn't even the worst part.
The worse part was we had first time Zed,
first time Brand and
the only person who was like doing anything on our team
was me so it was like i was doing all the macro and
I was trying to push all the waves and keep us in the game. It was just not playable
I think it is what it is.
Dude, no joke though. Diamond players
are crazy.
Like, I just got flamed by a Diamond 480 carry main.
Wait, I want to show you guys something.
This guy has a 48% win rate.
300 game per match. has a 48% win rate.
300 games,
48% win rate D4 and he just
flamed me.
That's insane!
Like That's insane. Like,
like actually crazy?
Like this guy genuinely is bad at League.
How do you have 6.6 CS a minute on Ezreal?
What are ya doin'?.. Maybe I should hide Q so my teammates don't get banned out.
I feel bad.
Because, like,
I don't even care that the Taric sucked, right?
Like, he's autofilled,
so it is what it is. Ha ha ha! oh hmm you you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you you Remain sane... do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Wow... Wow. well Okay....... Oh, I'm birthed the same Zed as last game that was on my team. Guys, I think the Zed is angry.
What do you guys think?
What do we think? This guy took Smite. Welcome to Summoner's Raid.
Thirty seconds until minions spawn. wait two people took smite i don't actually know who the jungler is
war mother of the I don't actually know who the jungler is.
We can win this by the way. They're really low. is I
Was trying to get her to uh, bite me Hmm Bite me.
Hmm?
Why am I being microed by this...
What am I watching? What is this guy doing? No one escapes my aim.
Oh no, I've been hit!
Don't kill me!
What the fuck is this, man?
I'm getting level 2 ganks by Zed?
Okay, not gonna lie. That's so fucking funny. Dude literally flash W WGankzman.
He's so mad, like last game pissed this guy off so bad. That is the most fanboy shit I've ever seen! I have heard no better words than the strong must try the impossible.
This is the oath I must fulfill.
Ooh, I got the xp baby an ally has been slain so Ooh.
Alright, it's gonna bounce? Uh we need to get level 3
Oh I suck. We need to get level 3. Ooh, I suck. We need to get level 3 though!
Okay, I'm just bad.
I've missed so much CS. Holy shnikes.
I'm so fucking mad so so An enemy has been slain.
You let the guard down! so What am I watching? so so I'm going to go back and get the I mean, I juked literally everything except Rosado.
Ooooooooh.
Oooooo!
You got spit on Kled, oooo!
I won 18 games in a row and now I'm scared to play ranked. Why?
What are you scared of?
If you don't think you belong there,
You'll know real quick.
Just play the game. This Ez has me fucking down to a T.
He knows exactly how I'm gonna dodge.
Oh, my God! uh Oh, I messed up my spacing. Oopsies! Dude, not gonna lie.
It's kind of funny watching York get shit on by Zed men.
Or not Zed, uh, Kled.
But I mean, he's a
Yorick so he can't really do much.
Like it's not even his fault.
Yoricks entire kit is just push.
Right? So its like okay well...
He either pushes or he doesn't push
those are his plays Alright guys, let's see if we can get a kill here.
Seraphine is still level 4 which is kind of yeah it's kind of rough but
you face an ice
oh okay That's fine.
I'm gonna go into the bush and ulti
this guy.
Or just get hit with every fucking SQ on the planet. I really wanted the ult right there but... Ooh, I suck.
Dude,
dude, I am bad!
I really needed to land that arrow but
that was my bad.
How is our top lane doing so well?
Respect.
In my defense, we have had
Kled and Zed down here
the entire game.
So, yeah, no.
It is
my bad.
But at least we have a bit of an excuse to play bad. We are getting ultra ganked! Ooh. Nami went ooh
nami went mid what are you doing bro All right, chat.
You guys let me know when you want to see me like...
uh, turn it on. You know?
You let me know boys!
I'm old, y'know I can't turn it on all the time. uh so I mean, yeah that's just not playable. Zed is down there again. We actually played that perfect too.
We're just getting camped.
There's not much we can do, I mean we could not die to that gank because we knew Zed was boss side but there's just not much we can do in general.
Like if a jungler wants to shut down your lane they can shut down your lane no matter what.
And the fact that uh...the mid laner is also shutting my lane
So it's like mid and jungle are both shutting my lane down is really rough, you know?
Oh. Zed is going for another gank. That's okay. flee from the cold All right, you guys should not have tried that. I mean, of course the Zed is still here.
He's got to keep fanboying me.
I didn't I
didn't fucking carry
his game last game.
So now the Zed's angry.
He's angry I didn't care with him last game, so now he's fanboying me. uh so not bad though, not bad!
More reasons...
Somebody new like you
Oh Watch this. What?
Shh! Listen up! Okay, that was really fun. Shut down.
Okay, that was really fun.
The greed? Hell yeah! Dude I'm playing for fun today I am a warrior.
This guy went Swifties on Ezreal and said, report Cait.
Excuse me?
I mean, I will report Kate because she is trolling.
But...
...I think it should also be noted that
It might just be trolling to go Swifties on Ezreal
That might also be trolling
So like you know Yeah Caitlyn is trolling so like you know but yeah caitlyn is trolling
but i think it might also be trolling to go swifties enemy has been slain so wait wait Wait, wait!
Not one of you saw that.
Whoops. Oops.
So what? Oh yeah totally, no I agree. so uh Man, I was trying to be fancy. Dude, I'm not gonna lie Sometimes when you play in Lower Elo
And you're just like
You join the Fiesta and you start fighting
It is
Listen Okay, listen.
Okay, listen, let's listen.
I will admit this. It is fun sometimes.
Like,
I get why people do this
where they just coin flip fight because it is kind of fun to turn your brain off
and just like walk at people right it's it's fun but i will say like what we're doing this game.
If you do this every game, you will never climb.
Straight up. But I will say it is really fun.
But yeah, you will not climb playing
stupid like this every game.
... stupid like this ever game Alright boys, do we limit test again? One in the chat if we limit test. Two if we hit back.
I'll let you guys decide one or two
one okay so hey Holy fuck! All right, one to stay two to back.
We'll do Twitch plays AD carry.
Okay, please let me back.
Listen.
Chat, please.
Please let me fucking back.
Please let me fucking back. Please let me back.... All right.
One, if I go top.
Two, if I go mid. Three, if I go top two if i go mid three if i go bot all right i see a bunch of ones. So we go top? Okay.
Okay. so We made it We made it!
We do need to report this, Kate though.
I'm not going to lie. Did that Nami just come out to bubble me?
You fucking bitch.
She's all the way out there there to bubble me!
Fuck you.
Fucking bitch. What did the fucking bitch?
Nah, I feel bad though
because the enemy team did get trolled.
Like if that guy picked like
something in champ select and then swapped to smite
last minute, I'd be like
I feel bad
Now if he had smite the whole time and they didn't dodge
that's it i'm still gonna report him but they're idiots.. Okay. Does Yasuo suck balls in Swarm?
No, I think Yasuo's actually
really good.
But he's like,
you know in normal
league Smolder sucks ass early but
he's insane late? That's
kind of how Yasuo feels I think
where you have to survive the first
five minutes to get to play the next ten.
Writers think Yasuo's the best?
Well, that's what I'm saying is
I think Yasuo might actually be the best.
But the problem is,
his early game is just so bad
that you have to basically like...
You have to survive really well.
Yeah. survive really well. What happened there?
Zed stole my jungle. Jungle. Nami, are you single?
Bro, what?
What the fuck?
What is happening right now?
Oh my goodness.
Anyway, how was everybody's Friday evening going?
How are we doing boys? Are we having a nice Friday
evening?
Do you guys have any cool plans
for the weekend? Are you doing anything
wonderful?. Okay... I mean, Briar's pretty OP in Swarm.. I think swarm, uh...
The hard mode is really interesting the hard mode and swarm is weird because uh It stat checks you more than
like, you lose from skill.
Right? Like Swarm hard mode is way more about just being stat checked Now that you mention it, I kind of want to play one swarm. swarm... You know how I feel. For me.
Bro, can you relax? Okay. I'll be real,
I kind of want to be lazy.
I'm going to play a lawie.
I want to be
a lazy.. I mean, I don't think
they should make this PvP.
I think if they made a PvP, it wouldn't be as fun.
Because what would the pvp aspect be
like when you're racing each other or some ships like it's kind of like whatever Well, I mean, I think playing solo is just really hard compared to not so well like playing a group is like 10 times easier than solo.
Which is interesting because like...
In theory it shouldn't be easier but it is.
Solo is literally just the same as grouped.
It's like, it's the same amount of mobs,
every time you have somebody new in the game
it adds the mobs to the game.
So... so who knows bro so Bro, I'm just gonna level Tacle slam all the way up right now
like this already feels like I'm cheating.
My tentacles do so much damage. so Yo, what's up boss man? What's up, Krug?
I don't actually remember what the best is here.
I think I want haste area size next experience is nice but
i don't know if like every time i take an experience i just
die so it never really actually helps me.
I could reroll too, but nah fuck it.
Goddamn!
I just wiped this boss man.
Having four points in tentacles early game is insane Oh, I missed the upgrade.
Or I missed the buff. so Yes, my tentacles. Kill them all!
I gotta save my ult for like when I get thrown into that stupid pit...
...I don't know what it's called the ring of death
this You walked through it? I know, but like...
It's more fun to pretend you're a gladiator
and then kill every- you just get to kind of pretend
you're a gladiator in here
Your goal I can't leave. I have to kill everyone
It's got a fun, you know of the roleplay going.
Now this is the real question, do I actually want to try and do Belbeth?
Every single time that I've tried to do Belbeth, every single time
that I've tried and do Belbeth on hard mode,
I have failed.
Because a boss spawns when I do this, like every single time a boss spawns and I lose.
So it's like it feels bad then. I need to wait for the boss
To spawn before i can
like i don't want to ult before the boss spawns
you know what pocket this is too many people
there's too many and like i just i got once
good god there are so many
well there's a power-up over oh there's the boss.
Dude I genuinely hate these fucking bosses too. These guys who charge are so cringe Oh my fucking god, bro. What the...
No, that was fun.
That was fun and fair, guys.
I'm glad
I got to see where those were.
Fun and fair! Wait, I'm gonna die.
I'm dead. Oh no.
I knew
I was dead the second
that I didn't
full heal off of...
I walked
down there instead of...
Because
I knew that stupid little boss
was spawning.
That stupid ass dumb boss was spawning We could try Yasuo, but this is gonna be hard as fuck.
Like, Yasuo is just like stupidly fucking hard. At least he has a dash though. Having a dash is kinda nice. um Wow. I'm smurfing. so so so so What do I need for this?
Ability haste, crit. So I already have damage and crit so we need projectile and ability haste?
Okay well might as well get this. so so Chase the laser. Sweet.
Oh, that's how we're playing this huh?
No, that's-that's how we're playing it
huh nah come back no i don't know so so so so so so so So I need projectile count. count Wait, I didn't one shot that guy.
That's actually kind of crazy. so A A Belveth trial has started. so so Oh shit, it's tank time.
Na na na na na na Batman! Batman
It's just me in the Batmobile. I feel like area size is kinda shitty... so so so so Oh my god, that looks insane. so so so I'm getting kind of low. What?
Uh, excuse me so so this is not good i'm gonna die
like right now i'm gonna die
so Right now I'm gonna die. Dude, my dash was off cooldown but what even hit me?
Okay I need to focus fire those stupid...
I need to focus fire those dumbass fucking guys that put the red shit on the ground,
because that's the only reason that was actually crazy.
I almost clutched it.
I actually could have clutched it if I had fucking...
If I had dashed at the end.
But yeah, I didn't...
I'm so sad.
I mean,
I just misplayed.
... I think if I got through that wave That I was on just now
If I get through that wave
I'm pretty sure I win the level.
Because I think Yasuo is like the hardest early game
Medium difficulty late-game and then when you get to
Or sorry medium difficulty mid-game
When you get to late- late game i think you just win so so so so so so so Why am I getting so much projectile? so
i have like infinite projectile already.
Which has got to be good, right? Like there's no way it's not good.
The more shit you shoot, the more damage you do. okay so Dude, I am not killing this guy at all.
Like last round, I was murdering this guy like i absolutely murdered that guy last round
oh my god
bro all this does is give me golds Wait, bro. Kill the boss! so so I'm not gonna lie man, my nados do zero damage.
All i have is projectile- I'm shooting a bunch of fucking pea shooters, man.
Okay. so so I'm so dead.
There's no way I live through this. so so oh my god late so so right so Bro, what the fuck? What the fuck? so so this is absolutely absurd. so so so so so so so so Dude, I want to get the red dot but it's so far. so so so so Bro, I need to go kill the Kog'Maws. so so so so so so so so so so
bro how strong is this guy?
Shooting fewer and larger tornadoes that curve through the air
and leave damaging Tempests at their point.
Okay, here we go.
Oh my god! I can't see what's happening uh
uh uh so so Uh... Guys? uh guys
what the is happening wait i'm one-shotting the bosses I mean, I can't see....
Always level items? Yeah, I know.
I should...I mean, I think you're supposed to just
in the perfect world
save the cards and then
hold the cards
and then you go level up
and then you go back to the cards. Yeah, I know.
I just...I am lazy man.
Like I'm literally just auto
shooting now. I'm literally just auto-shooting now.
I'm not even aiming anymore.
Straight up, I'm not even aiming man. I'm moving my guy and...
I feel like i'm just
raining down hellfire oh my god.
Why?
Why more particles, man?
Okay. Dude, is my stream actually being affected by this? Like, is it actually lagging my stream?
That would be so fucking funny.
The frames dropped? That's so fucking funny! so
i mean i'm not surprised that you guys i mean i'm not surprised that you guys i mean i'm not surprised that you guys can't see what's happening.
This is like absolutely absurd.
You know... You guys know when the zoomers use the slang aura?
I think this is what they mean.
I think i can go to the bathroom i'll be ready i'm gonna afk a sec i'll be over you guys so so so I want to save this card.
I want to save
this card so I can level up my crossbow thing so Okay, nice. okay nice
oh my god. is this story no i'm on hard mode what whoa whoa so so Fucking A-
Dude, I couldn't see.
I actually couldn't see the stupid shark pixels.
I knew I needed to go top.
Dude, I'm so frustrated.
I knew I needed to go top to kill the stupid
thing
but I couldn't see.
Like, I don't even know what hit me initially.
I think it was one of those bombs.
Oh my god.
I think it was one of those fucking bombs and it took me to fuckin' 30 or
10% so I had to play extra safe
Oh my god yasuo is really op though that's that is crazy i feel like i told you guys once I got to 10 minutes,
I feel like the game wasn't even a game anymore.
Like it was like me.
Like once I hit 10 minutes,
I feel like we just won.
There was no more like
like there was no more like okay hold on hold on we need to prepare I'm going to complete this.
I will not choke again!
Hold on... Okay. I will not choke this again. Oh.
It's time.
It's fucking time. Okay. I'm in the zone. Let's go! I, listen.
I might have choked.
We win these.
Okay. No more choking. Winnable.
Huge!
We already got haste. Nice! so okay focus up Okay. Focus up!
Oh shit!
... so Uh, we gotta go crit right Shirley? We gotta go crit. so
i really like this one. I like this one because it cleans out the sides.
Like when you full upgrade it, it cleans out all the signs. All right, let's go get you me
race to the finish.
Okay. I'm not gonna lie to you boys i am not doing much damage to this guy Okay, let's see.
Ooh!
Did we do the pick-me-up?
I feel like it has to be Ramming Runner.
It's so good on Jinx.
Because every time you get excited right you just get 10 increased speed
it's too good
um It's too good. so so I swear, I...
It's autoplay. Ooh, I really like Final Transit.
The train is actually so good.
... so
you hate the train? I fucking love the train, dude.
The only thing I hate-the ONLY thing I hate about the train is that I always try and dodge my own train. Like, I unironically will like like, late game get confused.
And I'll try and dodge my own train sometimes.
Just, like, AD carry brain.
And I'll just, like...
Sometimes I'll int.
Okay? just like sometimes I'll int. I should not, well actually I don't think picking up the cards early matters too much
like early game they're not that bad to pick up
you gotta save my late game uh i guess we'll just keep stacking haste Oh my god. so Do we want to get the bunny Mega Blast for our last thing?
Hmm, it's hard. I I mean we can upgrade it.
I don't know how I feel about this.
Fuck it.
Okay. I don't know how i feel about this. Fuck it.
Dude, I'm getting heart attacks!
Oh my god, I'm actually getting heart palpitations from the fucking train men so oh no Oh no Foreign so I should do the upgrades when I level, right? That's how you do it.
You do the upgrades when you level so
that you have the five stack for the cart for the boss cards so so so I think I'm just gonna auto-shoot.
I actually think
I might need to auto-shoot right now
because I think
my brain is going to start...
I'm not even kidding, I think I'm gonna be moving too fast soon for my brain to comprehend what's happening. I'm dead.
Fuck!
Dude, I knew that was gonna happen.
The only reason I don't auto-shoot is right there.
Hold on. It was this fucking song I'm telling you it was this dog shit song whatever the fuck that was okay like
this is not...
What is this playlist?
What's happening?
Like what?
Like what?
Oh my god.
I have cancer. okay Okay, so when I see the bombs... Hold on. Let me think.
I need to think.
When I see the bombs, I have to take off auto-shoots.
I HAVE TO! I have to. Like, it's too hard.
Because I have to clear the bombs first.
... I have to clear the bombs first.
Was the best burst max?
Ooh, on Jinx?
I don't know. I'm'll probably i've been doing uh i just maxed her first weapon
because if you can get that laser like if you get the laser gun it's pretty insane.
Cause if you have good movements, like if you can move your character well with the WSD.
You can put it on auto shoot once you get the laser and you can just kind of like position around the
map with the laser it's kind of nice
the skills I'll be real.
I think the skills,
I just take whichever one's upgrade with my best...
Whichever ones upgrade with
haste, crit and all that shit.
I usually just take those.
... like i don't have a preference because you don't get to choose a lot
so i'd rather just like get a damage and then go for the kill
okay oh because you don't get to choose a lot.
So I'd rather just like, get a damage one get a crit one
so that I can evolve them
Okay, I cannot auto like...
This is taking so long.
You don't play LoL?
I do!
I was playing League earlier,
I just...
I was like,
I'm gonna do one swarm
and then I literally inted
like I almost ran it back on the swarm.
Like, I almost beat the hard mode level in the first try.
Then I got mad.
So now I'm tilt-queuing Swarm.
I play League but like i'm still killing swarm
i'm angry because i i entered my my free win earlier so now I'm pissed.
I gotta like prove to myself, I can do this. so so so so okay so so so Dude, I feel like the crossbow is actually really sick. Fuck.
These are all awful. so Wait, what the fuck is happening here?
Oh, I don't like this. Okay. Isn't the fucking Avengers theme...
Okay, my Spotify is on some kind of crack i don't know what what like i so so so I mean, I do kind of feel like
I'm in the Avengers movie right now.
Like, I'm defending the city from aliens.
Oh my god, I'm too fast.
No no no no!
Oh jeez. Oh no. Oh no, I no oh no i can't oh god
oh no
this is not good
oh geez oh no Oh my god, I can't move Bro bro so so so so so so so so so so so so so so oh my god guards so I need...
Uh-oh, the Kogogmas are here okay we got the laser beam! Okay, I think it's gonna get intense.
We got the laser beam.
We're playing soccer? Okay.
I apparently... okay, I'm an idiot.
Thank you.
It pains me that you don't level your items. I like to play on hard mode. No, i'm just really stupid. Well, you should understand that I am stupid.
God! Do I go bite size?
Oh my god!
There's no way!
Tank! Tank time! Come here, motherfuckers.
Okay, do we start the Belbeth thing?
Okay. okay do we start the velvet thing so nice Nice.
Here, I'll level my abilities for you. Because I know it's like painting you to see me not level the
abilities. I gotcha bro.
... Dude, I want to hold the card until I can level one of my two abilities that's at level four so so so so so so so so Oh nice, a crit chance wait, there's an upgrade up here
What is the blue one do again? I don't even remember, nice.
I can get the final transit? okay so so so Fuck. I didn't mean to run into that oh well so so so oh so so so so This is my stream at 4 pixels right now. Are you guys getting the pixel stream?
Okay, it should get better here hopefully so so so so so Thank you. Yes!
Let's go! Glad we won to whatever the fuck this song is. is Whew! Goddamn! wait I gotta try Riven out right
I gotta try her
out really quick
before we play more league i have to
like she's new you know i got to try her
out okay Okay.
What's our am I looking for?
Move speed?
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah. Okay, this music is like... Hold on. Oh my fucking god. Riven passively gains movement speed and she moves up extra as she jumps.
Oh! What?
Oh, this is...
This is interesting.
This is a
very interesting... so so What are her best stats? It's for sure not projectile dude this is really weird. so
you have to like move backward so so What the?!
I mean, these all suck should i just get ice armor
these all blow cock i mean Okay. okay her ulti is crazy so Wait, don't I want Heavy Hitter?
Because haste is worthless so Okay, how do I survive during the mid game?
Uh, guys?
Guys.
Guys!
Guys! What the fuck? hello Guys?
I think my game broke. so so so so so so so How big is my area of effect to get? so
like how big does the area get Oh, there's the movement speed.
This playlist?
The fuck am I listening to? What is happening uh hello What is going on? so so so
oh my god so help me Help me! so i'm so dead!
Dude, this is
so hard. So I'm guessing Riven is like Yasuo, right?
Yes.
Correct? Where... right? Correct.
Where
she's incredibly stupidly
hard early, but then
once you upgrade your thing
you're 1v9 with barely effort
but you probably just straight up like kill everything once you upgrade your thing
my client seems to be breaking i want to get zaya how do i get ziya i just have to do the bell bath trials to get zia right just do a bunch of Belbeth trials or whatever. What is happening? Alright, maybe I should go play League after this game.
Like, I'm down to play some League after this game
like i'm down to play some league after this
we did our one hard mode i had fun
landlocked ribboniven's pretty fun. Why is our shield so small?
Surely I get a bigger shield than this at some points. so so Okay, I'm just gonna keep getting bunny hop.
I guess four points and bunny hop can't be balanced.
Oh, you can animation cancel! Wait that's awesome That's actually so cool
okay i'm starting to get the hang of it so so so movement speed gives me more damage so
what the
fuck so so so so so so This is actually really hard. Crossbow's good?
Okay, I'll remember that for next time. I should get a blade of rang, huh? dude i need some regen Okay, what?
Uh...
Excuse me?!
What the fuck?!
What happened?
Bro!
That was the run! on. Hold on, let me close my clients.
Something is very clearly going wrong with the
client right now, so let me close this and figure it out.
Let me reopen.
Bro, that was the run! I was
two upgrades
off of the... I had the
movement speed. I was
two upgrades off of the
fully upgraded passive
thing
dude
what's the run Okay, I gotta be real though. Yasuo was problem to me is that he was like, you can just AFK.
Once you get to a certain point with Yasuo,
you can literally afk wait how close am i to how close my desire where do I see?
How can I see how close I am to Xayah?
Like, how many more do I need? am i dumb Well, it's not telling me though. It just says complete 20 trials but I've done at least like five.
I just don't know how many
I am at.. What do we click on the hard tab?
I'm on hard. Oh. Okay, so I need 16.
Okay. Riven is crazy, man.
... so What if he was zoomed in?
You think anybody can complete this fully zoomed in the whole time
yeah give me a break the last one DC'd me. I don't know why.
It was gonna be my last one but it kicked me out.
It was the run too man so You got Zaya?
Oh shit.
Let me know how fun it is. You got Zaya? Oh, shit.
Let me know how fun it is.
Zaya's- I haven't seen her yet
so I don't know what she even does.
I'm gonna go ahead and make a guess that has something to do with her feathers
that's that's my guess so so so Thanks for watching! so so so all right this this so so Oh, now is really cool. Yo, would you mind shooting the big guy?
Like, excuse me?
Okay. yo moron shoot the big guy so so Okay, I just need movement speed.
That's all I need! Oh, let's go!
Oh shit!
Okay boys we got the upgrade so so so so so so so did i try and do the belvedere so I kind of want to try and do the Belveth, but it's probably a bad idea. so so so All right. so What is even happening right now? so I don't think Static Sword is that good,
is it?
I don't know. What would be a good last item?
I mean, I could just take it now because but i could also take this so Bro.
I can't stand on the thing! Like, I can't stand on the thing so wait do i get a feel based on how many i hit wait do i get it based on how many i'm hitting
wait i'm stupid! so hold on i need to go get the gun thing again or the big gun thing you know what i'm trying to say.
When do I actually heal?
Uh oh! Oh no! uh-oh
go away
bro go away!
No way. so Oh my god, I'm so fucking fast.
What is happening?
Okay. so What is going the fuck on? so so so so okay the bombs are still really scary. so so so so so Wait, can somebody remind me who the boss of this level is
oh it's wait who who's the boss in the second level oh is a briar so so What the fuck was that? that so Okay, hold on, I'm gonna do Yuumi and then we'll go to the Bel'Veth Trial. so Oh, God. oh god
oh god so All right, let's go to Belva.. Oh, I accidentally won
guys i accidentally uh won the belbeth one that was uh that was okay so I think I have to save my ulti for Briar. so so so Oh my god. Hold on, I need to get back over the card. so so Fuck it. I don't even care about that ability maxed
Oh my god, wait! All right, here we go. so Holy fuck, I don't even know what's happening so like what is going on right now now so Riven might be the most broken champion in this game.
That was like,
there was never a single chance for me to die.
Like actually.
That's insane.
What is paw print poisoner?
What does that do? Singed passive?
Oh, that seems good.
Alright guys... Holy- we did a lot of uh...we did an hour and 20 minutes
Of this
This is fun, though.
How do I unlock anima power?
Is that legend mode? Is that like after you beat hard mode? Who knows?
Well, now we have damage maxed like the true AD Carry we are. Duration, projectile, experience, damage,
gold. I think
we chose the best things to max
first.
... We only did one Belveth run, though.
Is there only one Belveth thing per fucking...
Is there only
one Belveth thing per level?
That's insane! Or did I
just wait too long to go do it like if you do it immediately when
it spawns uh i'm assuming it's but is he you get like three then okay I mean,
I was in the process of like learning ribbon.
Right?
I didn't even know that hitting people gave you the shield.
Dude, you know who
sucks? Aurora.
I'm gonna go take a piss
but I was playing Aurora earlier
this is the worst character
I've ever fucking played in my life.
Like, boring as shit...
Right?
Absolutely fucking boring.
Her ulti
is dogshit. All it does is trap the mob.
I feel like Aurora would be good in 4-man. If you were doing doing like a four man Aurora would be really
good. Right? Because
the way that she kind of works is
uh, if you're like four manning, you could
ulti and like hold the mobs
where you can like stack the mobs up, and then
she just ults, and then you just nuke
all the mobs at once with your entire team.
So that could be good,
but outside of that,
she sucks balls.
Her little things of that, she sucks balls. Like her little thing
that's like oh the more you hit him
it stacks up your little charm
and then you're like no that's so bad
It was so bad. It was so bad..... All right, I'm back.
All right, should we play some actual league?
I'm assuming there's some people in the chat who want to see some actual league over this.
We can put some actual league. I will say though
that was really fun.
I do feel like Swarm is one of those gimmicky things where it's probably extremely gimmicky
Where once you've beaten it all,
it has no replay value.
Once you've gotten all the achievements...
I assume once you beat the last
Aatrox on Extreme Mode or whatever,
it probably just has no
replay value after that.
But
it's still, like, fun
to fuck around in for...
You could probably drop 10 hours hours total and swarm over like
say you like play like 20 minutes a day 30 like one round a day or
like two rounds of years oh you could you could you could drop like 10 hours in
i would hope that they would release more champions
like i know they're hard to design, right?
But to me the maps... I don't give a fuck about the maps.
The maps to me are all just whatever.
They're all... they're maps.
The champion designs are really interesting to me.
Riven was a crazy
design. The fact that
you're moving,
the fact that you're moving around
and as you move
it charges your shit
and then if you hit
the enemy with spells
based on the damage
you're dealing
it gives you a shield.
I think that's such
a cool design. Granted,
it's broken because
you get to an infinity point where it's
impossible to actually die.
Right? So like, you get to
a point where it's actually impossible that I am Riven.
But outside of that,
It's definitely...
It's a really cool design because the early game...
You guys saw me struggling.
The early game on Riven, ribbon that was hard that was really hard
i was like one hp four or five times. It was crazy.
But then once you upgrade your queue, like you get the upgrade
and then once you
upgraded and once you get level 20
or some shit, you just go infinite...........
...
...
...
...
I kind of like
swarm, but
like I said, I think the only issue
I have with swarm is
it's definitely confusing right when you start too.
So I was thinking about this, right?
I had a friend who was playing Swarm for the first time this morning.
I was duoing with him,
and it's really kind of confusing
because they have pretty much no explanation
of how it actually works.
Like, they don't just like,
there's nothing that tells you
that when you evolve something
like there's nothing that tells you
you need to take haste
but you can hover it and deduce it yourself or have somebody else tell
you right? You can have a friend tell you how
it works, or you can figure it out.
But there's nothing that
gives you the instructions of
you want haste and then
you wanna hit tab.
I didn't even know tab existed until
halfway through the fuck.
What I'm saying is it doesn't
tell you.
If you're brand new to it
and you're just playing
it by yourself,
it could be very confusing
as your first time.
There should be a five minute tutorial
to teach you what the stuff does, right?
There should be even if you don't need
that tutorial make it five minutes men and
like just go over like oh you picked this up
haste can upgrade your items like these and then give
like items that haste can upgrade or something.
You know what I mean?
Like,
you want to use... Because people
will just take stuff. They'll oh regen armor hp that's super good
right like i'm gonna be tanking stuff i need armor but then you never get like any now you're
like oh but i don't want the like tank abilities right you're like oh i'm playing oh but I don't want the tank abilities.
You're like, oh I'm playing Jinx.
I don't want Sunfire.
I don't want these random tank abilities when I'm playing Jinx.
So... So, like now
though you're stuck because now you took damaging
abilities and you took
HP regen armor
shit like that. And now you can't evolve your
abilities and I feel like evolving
your abilities is like
85% of the fun
of Swarm when you evolve stuff
For me personally,
I think the first 10 minutes of the Swarm game is like incredibly
boring unless you're
playing like survival
simulator, right? If you were playing like Revan was fun survival simulator.
If you're playing... Revan was fun, because I had to figure it out
and shit. But if you're
just a casual player and you're playing
story mode,
the first 10 minutes minutes story mode is boring
as shit. Like you can't tell me different, it's super fucking boring
like even when I was first timing it, it was super boring
because there's no threat of dying almost ever in like the actual it's not hard really So I wish there was like something that would tell you to hover your abilities.
Also, the other thing that you don't learn is
I had to learn this right?
This isn't intuitive like they don't explain
this to you. Your main ability scales with every single stat
when you hover it, so your main goal of every game
is to get the stats that your main ability
scales best with, right?
If it has four stats that it's a scaling
you want all four of those stats if you can get them.
And then you build
your secondary abilities
around the stats that you get
that buffed your main stat the one you're using the most
right and but like I said nobody
tells you that.
I played
probably five games of Swarm
before I even realized
that you can
hover your main thing and see before I even realized that like you can,
that you can hover your main thing and see like all of the stats that you want.
Right?
Like,
I didn't even know you could hover
all of those stats at first.
I was like, oh my god.
Okay. It's a learning curve? I mean, yeah. But...
Yeah but TFT is a lot bigger of a game than Swarm.
Like, Swarm is not a permanent game.
Right?
So it's like, I feel like
if you're gonna make a game that's
a temporary game...
Just make it like intuitive. Or, make it like a small
teaching session.
Because, like I said, the game is really boring until you evolve stuff.
... so She She took one of my CS. uh one crazy
they have an echo and i'm very scared that their echo could just kill us right now. oh ahead.
They can't be evolved in the first games?
Well, that's what I'm saying though is like the very first few games you have
to unlock the coolest stuff.
I think it's weird
that they don't just have it...
Like, you should have something cool
to begin with
and then you can unlock
other cool stuff.
Right? There should be cool
stuff that you can unlock but
at least have one or two cool things to begin with
because you want to learn why it's cool
I will turn stronger in my next why it's cool. I mean that guy is dead. This guy died, said GG and then Mute ult. mute all Oh, I missed 3 CS. I'm sad. okay attack them Yeah, we can push I guess
Ooh, that was actually so close bro.
If he landed that chain, that would have been insane.
Yeah, our top's getting hard camps.
They feel kinda bad. they feel kind of bad so so been slain will they now speak i can do this Was that worth you guys think? We did get our shiv.
We do have a 6 minute shiv, which is...
Probably insanely illegal.
That's pretty nuts. This world is changing.
We decide into what?
What? decide into what Ooh. Ooh, I could have warded that better.
Okay. I came for the hunt. You guys think Diana's coming down here? I kind of do. me I can do this.
I need to gather my strength
Yo, real talk though This LeBlanc is like pretty damn good
I'm gonna go Yeah, at least the block's not bad at all but you're not wrong I like how I have 100% KP. I'm going to be honest, I should not be doing this much damage at this point in the game.
This feels like I'm cheating.
I just one- shot that guy.
Like something is happening where it feels like I'm cheating. so Damn!
Dude, the Echo actually played that so perfect.
Not even kidding. He played that so good. Because I was gonna kill him with my...
Your ulti is actually an auto-reset.
I was gonna auto him for my fourth shot,
and then uh
ulti to get the insta-auto reset kill but he actually played it he instantly He instantly ulted instead of egoing it.
But he could have ego'd that and he would've died. done so
i'm dead.
Oh, she's dead too. into.
I mean,
I'm not gonna lie, I am definitely playing way too ego.
I'm playing pure ego right now considering like... I'm liking almost all the kills, but
I really want to test my...I got a limit test.
Like I gotta see if I can get close enough to the Thresh and like you know...
See if I can outplay him. huh so uh this place is beautiful i'm going to save it.
Wait, I didn't even see her animation. My bad!
I'm bad.
I knew she was gonna ult but uh...
I didn't see the animation.
I thought it was her W.
Dude, I'm still sad that Ekko didn't die. Wow, they are actually just gonna try and take the whole turn here, huh? uh
oh there's no way you guys kill me. is This is kind of a fun game though. Like this is really close. And everybody's just fighting.
Ooh.
JSTP bot?
Wait, I'm supposed to put points in W, huh?
Oops!
... uh Oh, shit. Don't flash, don't flash, don't flash. moving so okay Okay, it's 16 minutes and we have 3 items and three upgrades. Not bad.
What am I supposed to get next?
Like, what do you guys think?
What do I get next item?
Hmm. like what do you guys think what do i get next item
i'm not sure probably zhonya's maybe uh uh this world has changed we decided to watch so so Oh, I don't know what the soundtrack's from.
I'm just listening to like an autoplay playlist.
Are you stuck or what? I'm gonna go back to the your team has destroyed uh I don't know what I should get as my next item. i came back for the others who could not so Dude, that sucked.
I fucked up my combo.
Oops! Oops.
I do think I should get Zhonya's's though i think it's good to have it An ally has been slain. Killing spree!
That Shyvana is definitely getting carried this game
Uh, like holy shit holy she's got three winning lanes and she's oh and four
that's impressive so oh
like going on four while being being 3 winning lanes, that is actually just like... You have to be trying to lose in the jungle when you do that shit.
But I'm impressed uh so Survival is an instant
Let me just do baron
So let's do it so so Oh, no. more now I shouldn't need ma my shield plus my damage should be enough like my Like my last item will probably be some sort of pen item. when i was and And enemy has been slain.
And honed by the so so Wait, I hit my Zhonya's but it didn't go off. Oh that is so unlucky!
Damn, I actually hit that and it didn't go off.
Not that I...
I don't know if they would've saved me but...
Oh my god! My 3kp Shyvana is pinging the enemy Jinx's items, but she doesn't realize that...
...that I'm ten times stronger. the only reason this game is still we're
so in the game is because uh because i'm trolling if i didn't troll a single
time this game they probably would have just forked it uh so I'm going to try and get the first one. Ah! Trees. uh so
we could literally just group mid and win right now, but...
We might have to wait for the team.
Our teammates are really not interested in diving them. i'll be your monster so What was that Aatrox TP? Here, I'll ping how you guys win the game by the way.
I gotta actually ping them because they don't know how to end. so Oh, Shyvana might have just thrown but we'll see how OP Shyvana is.
Ooh my team's doing the throws.
Oh nevermind, Jinx sucks. GG. Your team has been slain.
Your team has destroyed an inhibitor.
Wait, I want to be in the fucking...
I want to be in the fucking
uh...
The end screen.
Okay. The end screen. um GG.
I trolled the shit out of that game, though.
I was limit testing really hard.
Sometimes when you limit test... I mean, I had a shiv at seven minutes.
If you ever have a full item
at seven minutes
and you don't just blow the game out
you probably fucked something up.. Hmm.
I think we gotta give that guy the honor..................................... you you............. Okay. Thank you.. Thank you. you you you Thank you. so so so and i'm getting close 30 seconds until minions fall
all women desire a con like they'd know what to do with him I prefer to work at night because you know the sun bright I'm going to go ahead and do that. Chaos is the preferred state of nature. Oh, I was warned about all feathers.
Nothing is ever easy with that. one to level feathers
nothing is ever easy huh so Okay. so so so I'm bored now. so i want to buy all the things so so of our full glory Rebellion puts fire in my blood. They dropped something. so delicate Cut fire further? So delicate.
An enemy has been slain. An ally has been slain.
Keep up! keep up so so that was too easy it's so much fun so i will rest when our home so so so so me with these fools so so hey Pandemonium follows me everywhere I go it's like a puppy i once fed so so so so and then so boy is gotcha uh uh yes so so so I'm going to go ahead and get the kill. Shut down. so so so so so I'm going to try vacation from the TV.
But nothing good can last, I suppose.
... so otherwise is so unsatisfying so a thousand cuts is so so uh so so so Destroyed turret. Shut down.
An enemy has been slain.
They say I don't know when to the clip like that's a weakness so um so so I'll do whatever needs to be done. so Thanks for watching! Thank you................................ You're welcome, boys. Hello.
How we doing?
Oh!
We are playing a bit of a catering game.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
No matter the situation, a good investor can always be at home.
Thirty seconds until minions spawn.
I'm going to go for the first one. minions what is going on up here and I Hello? It's my business to know what others...
Don't worry, I'll come hang out.
Lux is doing a great job. She's protecting the turret, I respect that.
Don't want any people backdooring our turret at level one I'm going to use the same method
as
before
.
I um I'm going to use the same strategy as before, but with a different attack. so
i'm still dead I'm so done dude ironically oh Dude, I- unironically? Canceled Nautilus.
... My Lux just pinged my flash like that was gonna save me.
I don't think she auto'd the cog
more than once.
But hey,
it's the flash bro. me let's do this hmm I can't really chase that guy
Who the fuck is pinging back?
Bro, we have to try and fight them here We don't really have a choice. The wave is in such a shit spot.
It's still in a shit spot spots build badminton I cannot afford to falter.
My wave! What are you doing one must never start an investigation without so uh so Dude, he can auto me further than my trap range. What a funny-ass game. It's just like I have 19 CS and 6 KP 6kp.
We're just fighting. This shit's fucking bloody.
... so yes Okay, I'm not gonna lie, it's really fucking funny watching this
fucking
No stone left untouched kog'maw just ints for kills so never a dull moment I'm going to try and get the first one. huh wow so Damn, these people hate us man.
I have IE at 8 minutes. What are we doing guys?
This is crazy! is its people enemy has been slain I do love a good mystery
good lord man uh so What the fuck is that?
Holy shit, this is some spicy shit.
I don't even know what to say, it's a spicy meatball! I'm level 7!
My box is on the floor okay okay honestly i don't want to freeze. I want to push
I'm so dead um Killing spree.
Double kill!
It seems I may have a new suspect
An ally has been slain Shut down.
Executed. This is where you yield! yeah so crime is common um so oh thank you so so so okay so Let's craft let's crack this case wide open so I'm on the job. so is finished before tea time so uh find a book Your turret has been destroyed. so
i'm back on the case and this time I will not fail. so
they cannot run from the long arm of the lord so uh uh so so so mind the trap hot on the trail so so uh An ally has been slain. Your team has been destroyed. so so I cannot afford to falter. Shut down.
Shut down.
A true professional is always aware of my surroundings
target not just doing an easy caller so Your machine has destroyed a turret. so huh I am not alive as a mage. I work for its people, no one else!
Your attention is checked.
Thank you. Pay no attention to the trap.
Thank you!
Your enemy has been slain. uh so up so so I'll be adding that to the charges. Never a dull moment so chase so so okay so is I'm back on the case, and this time I will not fail. so no hesitation uh so I'm going to go ahead and kill this guy. enemy killing spree I'm going to go ahead and do that. always maintain a proper chain of command uh so so okay uh It seems I may have a new suspect I do love a good mystery quick uh so so so
an enemy has been slain. Enemy double kill! so I'm not here to serve.
I'm here to protect.
Push! okay I'm going to try and get the first one. um uh enemy i aim to win so so uh so so so uh um Thank you... Thank you.