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Geranimo - Finally Reformed? or? Adc can be fun!

07-17-2024 · 8h 46m

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[00:00:00] good feeling about this so so I don't know what i'm doing so so so I'm going to try and get the first one. so got me Don't get cocky. game has been slain
[00:02:12] an enemy has been slain
[00:02:20] an ally has been slain.
[00:02:31] Not a problem! so so so is Enemy double kill.
[00:03:17] You have been slain.
[00:06:15] Set sail! I'm going to go ahead and do that.. I know what i'm doing so so Thank you for watching! so uh there. so so so Step 2 step two so an enemy is on the spot enemy rampage Enemy Rampage so so has been slain and enemies dominate not a problem so so I know what i'm doing doing I'm going to try and get the so so so have been step two I'm going to go ahead and do that. so so uh uh um sure you can handle me summoner so uh I know what i'm doing so so What did I say? I'm a hit-witch.
[00:13:34] An ally has been slain. step two I'm going to try and get the first one. so so so so so so so so so so An ally has been slain
[00:13:40] don't get cut
[00:15:49] an ally has been slain so so so so is the slaves so so so so so
[00:21:59] i've got a good feeling about this. uh so so I'm going to try and get the first one. so so so I have been slain. You have slain an enemy. so has destroyed a turret. Thanks for watching! so so so I'm going to try and get the first one. so so uh me a double kill. so you've got dangerous eyes i like that so you can handle me so so Your turret has been destroyed. so so so so so good
[00:24:35] ok so so so Thank you for watching! so so so I know what i'm doing so You've got dangerous eyes. I like that. so so so An ally has been slain.
[00:24:43] You can now attack with your weapon, and the enemy will be killed.
[00:24:45] Ace! An enemy has been slain. Eight.
[00:24:49] An enemy has been slain.
[00:24:57] Your turret has been destroyed.
[00:25:01] Your turret has been destroyed.
[00:25:04] A summoner has disconnected.
[00:30:40] A second has been tested. Defeat! Thank you................................ Man, what a horrible first game. I tried my best but yeah that was rough. so not a problem Welcome to Summoner's Raid.
[00:31:20] I've got a good feeling about this. 30 seconds until minions spawn.
[00:31:33] Ah, no man.
[00:31:34] Low Ego is just... These people are fucking...
[00:31:36] Like there's no words that I can comprehend
[00:31:38] with how dumb people are.
[00:32:22] People just... holy fuck! Damn right, ssss... I spilled my fucking drink. That sucked. I like went to grab my drink and it was condensated, slippery, and I spilled it.
[00:35:29] I'm sad whatever so so I could have gotten out of there. so What? what so so Not a problem. What is going on? ah slain an ally has been slain sure you can handle me I can't really follow up on that, Ms. Rell. Oh my goodness. What is Miss Rell doing? so pretty sure uh at least Sin is bot right here.
[00:36:01] Oh, he's top? Okay.
[00:36:08] I have a Bisc biscuit coming in a second I don't know why we're playing top.
[00:36:27] Doesn't really make any sense My rel is gonna die when they get back.
[00:36:48] We need to back so my brawl doesn't die so um ah how annoying Ugh. How annoying.
[00:37:40] We got the wave crash though, that's huge I swear every jungler is just like the same human.
[00:38:10] They see a lane losing and they think that they have to camp the lane that's losing instead of gank the lane that's winning.
[00:38:16] Cause it doesn't make sense though. get gank the way that's winning because it's like
[00:38:17] it doesn't make sense though why would you not just want
[00:38:21] free win right like you just stack like you go to the lane that's winning
[00:38:26] and then if the enemy
[00:38:28] jungler does show up, you're winning too
[00:38:30] because it's like you're winning the 3v3 because your
[00:38:32] lane is winning. Whereas like if you go to the
[00:38:34] lane that's losing, there's a chance
[00:38:36] of that lane just 1v2s you and then
[00:38:38] there's also a chance that you definitely lose if it's uh 2v2
[00:38:44] it's crazy so so I mean, I'm gonna have to play safer.
[00:39:18] My role doesn't understand how to play the game.
[00:39:22] 1kp... 0 kp jungler.
[00:39:28] 1 kp rel, 80 carry.
[00:39:32] Top is down.
[00:39:34] Top has 37 CS.
[00:39:35] And this is why you don't play around
[00:39:40] lanes that aren't
[00:39:41] the people that you're told to.
[00:39:50] Welcome to low elo solo queue.
[00:40:01] It's so embarrassing.
[00:40:05] Like, being Diamond is fine.
[00:40:06] There's nothing wrong with it, but like... You guys, like...
[00:40:07] When I tell you in Champ Select or at the start of the game when I literally type to
[00:40:11] you, play bot and you win and then you just choose not to because you think you're better than everybody else
[00:40:20] like that is crazy
[00:40:24] why are we diving?
[00:40:25] Oh man, I don't know man. Like why aren't you diving that guy?
[00:40:29] Like I am so incredibly strong.
[00:40:33] We win a teamfight right now really hard. so so so so so I know what i'm doing so okay like i don't know what we're waiting for. Just go in!
[00:42:35] God man...
[00:42:39] This is driving me crazy.
[00:42:50] Jesus, this is such a fucking miserable elo to play in man.
[00:42:56] Like you literally just always get the worst jungler and you always get the worst support. And you always get the worst top.
[00:42:58] Mid is whatever because mid's a pretty bad role right now.
[00:43:01] So everybody on mid goes even but jesus christ guys
[00:43:07] like this roll is just literally coin flipping your early game every game
[00:43:11] it's so frustrating frustrating. We do the objective for once space so My top laner already lost his turret too. What the fuck?
[00:44:09] Ow!
[00:44:17] I always shoot i always so Step 2.
[00:44:44] Dear God!
[00:44:49] An enemy has been slain. Dear god.
[00:44:59] Ugh. oh so has been so This is kind of hard for me to actually pressure this dragon though. so Well, alright. Let's see if we can do this. I need to get an essence river yes you've got dangerous so so I've got a good feeling about this. so so so so I'm going to try and get the kill. so uh so Man, where's my team? Thank you!
[00:49:11] Getting ran at by their 11 kill pop winner for fucking 10 minutes?
[00:49:19] She's S. 10 minutes? Jesus.
[00:49:22] Your army has been slain.
[00:49:25] You're dead, I like that.
[00:49:27] Your turret has been destroyed
[00:49:36] sure you can handle me summoner so so um step two so Like how is this possible?
[00:51:01] Like, I'm just dying by one guy who's running at me.
[00:51:07] Like, my Rell had ult me like my rel had ulti my eve had ulti
[00:51:18] come on like why aren't we using alts guys i mean i can't survive that he's too fed rel oh peel rest of you only appeal do not ever dive heal who is their team homie i'm mf not a problem so has been destroyed
[00:52:06] i mean i don't know bro so so so summoning so me
[00:53:35] like what am I watching? Why are you fighting them at Baron? Like, ahhh! Mentally challenged. so I know what i'm doing so I can't switch low elo. so I hate the zero man. these people like...
[00:55:04] There are no words for how retarded these players are.
[00:55:46] ... I've got a good feeling about this. so Glad my mid went to farm bot. I don't know man, you guys stink.
[00:55:50] Like give up on the climb. so Whatever.
[00:56:23] AD Carry is such a fucking worthless role.
[00:56:31] It is what it is so step two so has destroyed the turret. Enemy killings for you. I mean, I don't know man. It's just so unfun to play the game like this.
[00:57:37] Like... you can win lane
[00:57:40] and then you can be super duper far ahead
[00:57:42] right? And it doesn't matter because
[00:57:44] you will just have nobody
[00:57:46] help you at all and nobody play around you at all.
[01:00:51] It's so frustrating man so so I mean, we don't have vision bro. so so so so so so so so so so so so Step 2.
[01:02:46] We don't have a wave. so um Just leave. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Oh no. oh no what i'm doing so so It's like they're so dumb. It hurts how dumb they are Your team has been destroyed.
[01:03:00] Your teams have destroyed the area.
[01:03:08] Your team has destroyed the area. so I'm sorry. I don't know, man.
[01:03:39] It is crazy playing with with fucking Visi Lo.
[01:03:42] Dude, they actually just don't play
[01:03:44] the game.... you you Yeah, what's up guys? How we doing lads?. Okay.. you you I think MF might be a good pick to climb right now, though.
[01:05:45] I'm going to try it out for a little bit
[01:05:47] because she's really good at making up for...
[01:05:53] Like, if you're better
[01:05:54] at tempoing than the enemy team
[01:05:56] you tempo extra hard with her.
[01:06:01] And I feel like
[01:06:01] a lot of this game is just about tempo in the CLL
[01:06:03] because they don't know what tempo is, so if you
[01:06:05] out-tempo them, they're just going to lose
[01:06:07] and they're not going to know why.... I was playing the new TFT set last night on PBE.
[01:07:09] I played like two games with Wings.
[01:07:10] Wings. I think the augments seem really really fun So, dude aurora is out too right now, which is crazy.
[01:08:02] I was thinking I should start banning that champ. Okay..... I'm a dinger.
[01:09:06] I am not going to pick
[01:09:07] hybrid.
[01:09:08] No,
[01:09:08] no,
[01:09:08] no,
[01:09:09] no,
[01:09:10] no,
[01:09:11] no, no, no, um Okay.. Oh, sweet.
[01:09:51] It's Wukong again.
[01:09:52] Again? love it bro Okay. Okay. Bro, what is happening? okay Okay... You know what?
[01:11:39] I'm going to ban Wukong.
[01:11:40] Okay. You know what? I'm going to ban Wukong. So, Okay. Why are Aatrox players taking Ignite?
[01:12:22] I don't get it.
[01:12:29] I feel like you should just fucking take TP So,. one game I don't ban Draven feels bad.
[01:13:14] Oh, nice.
[01:13:18] They went Lucian instead.
[01:13:20] Down......... you so so You've got dangerous eyes.
[01:15:22] Invade is coming!
[01:15:32] Bro, why is everything so fucked right now at the start of a game what you guys see this 30 seconds until minions spawn.
[01:15:37] Why did you guys see the shits?
[01:15:51] Like all of the things are out of order at the start of the game. I have to put them in order.
[01:16:22] The fuck? I actually think we win level 1. Not even kidding.
[01:17:16] Lucian's not very strong, level 1? If Seraphine lands your spells i'm actually pretty sure we won so All right, well, the Lucian's already at fucking 10%. Nocturne's got to do a full clear, so...
[01:17:21] We should be good.
[01:17:41] Took the 3-Way wave crash this. We could probably even four-wave crash it, just because of how far back they are. They might have backed.
[01:17:51] Lucian probably backed, like full back? Oh no he's at turret a turret okay yeah that's really bad for him I could back because I know Nocturne is bot.
[01:18:16] Or he's bot side of the map rather.
[01:18:20] But, I can also just get a plate.
[01:18:23] Like... That's a pretty free plate and not I'm not UMM or anything.
[01:18:28] It's not like the worst thing because now we're bouncing the wave
[01:18:33] And Nocturne is on bot side probably on crab but...
[01:18:37] Of the waves bouncing, we can play really back so it's not that bad
[01:18:45] all right he went mid now then You've got dangerous eyes.
[01:19:00] I like that.
[01:19:02] Hmm.
[01:19:04] I mean, this Lucian is not having a good game, bro.
[01:19:09] He's got half my CS down a level.
[01:19:13] Or he will be down a level because this wave is pushing into us.
[01:19:16] Honestly, if we leave the wave
[01:19:17] the way it is right now, they are
[01:19:19] fought spot.
[01:19:35] Lucian's not going to be able to play the game I gotta thin it a tiny bit here.
[01:19:38] The wave's a little bit too big.
[01:19:43] Okay. bit too big.
[01:19:53] We're in a good spot again.
[01:20:51] We could walk up and fight this Lucian pretty easily here. I should be okay so his enemy has been slain I still cancelled my auto. And I missed that CS, holy fuck! doing Okay.
[01:21:14] Good work, bro.
[01:21:16] Very nicely done.
[01:21:19] Damn, I missed like nine free CS.
[01:21:21] I should be at 61 or 62.
[01:21:32] But on a good note, we're really far ahead.
[01:23:02] Like this guy's... I'm almost fixed and this guy is still level 4. He's probably going to ding 5, but being level 4 is pretty bad. oh so so oh Alright, let's go get some mana All right, we have a 40 CS lead full level lead on their bot lane right now.
[01:23:27] I'm really hoping we can translate this into a win like surely Oh boy. You've got dangerous eyes. It's like a...
[01:24:14] And I'm not your slave. so so not a problem Okay. Should have just let this sit, right? Every time all these minions that are dying it's giving us a bigger lead against our bot lane
[01:24:32] i should have E'd Ard there. Pretty sure
[01:24:33] I kill Lucian there if I ER.
[01:24:38] Because he has no
[01:24:39] barrier, no flash.
[01:24:48] I'm a little worried because like...
[01:24:50] ...I don't think we've seen a Nocturnal yet.
[01:24:55] So I'm a tiny bit worried about Knock Ults. so I really don't want to back until I get BF. Or I mean...
[01:25:25] BT.
[01:25:28] I think I'm actually just going to ult this wave so that I can go back on a really good tempo and get bt here
[01:25:50] because yeah now I get back to lane extra fucking fast. Dude, I have a two-level lead and what is this off almost 60 cs lead
[01:26:04] so we're almost 60 CS2 levels. Don't get cocky. An enemy has been slain.
[01:26:31] An enemy has been slain.
[01:26:52] You've got dangerous eyes. so Jesus.
[01:26:54] I actually almost died.
[01:27:02] I ate the full cauling and I ate the full calling and i ate the fucking uh...
[01:27:08] That was close. I actually ate full calling, and two turret shots.
[01:27:10] It's okay though.
[01:27:19] I think I only lose 3 CS.
[01:27:23] Yeah, I didn't die so we got that going for us. so And I really want to get the spot turret. so so so so Cool.
[01:28:41] It took me a while to kill that turret,
[01:28:43] but I think it was because we were...
[01:28:44] I mean this guy has 59
[01:28:46] CS right now.
[01:28:51] Like we are in such a good spot
[01:28:53] it's kind of silly.
[01:28:59] Okay. silly. Enemy Lucian is very,
[01:29:01] very, very fucked.
[01:29:05] He's down pretty much a full level, constantly run out. And he has no way of getting back into the game without killing people but he is so low level and he is so low items...
[01:29:16] It's going to be SO hard for him to do anything, man.
[01:29:46] Good Is that on me? Hmm. Okay. You've got dangerous eyes. I like that.
[01:29:51] Okay.
[01:29:54] Now, now, now, now... now
[01:30:05] oh they forfeited yeah i mean i get it i would forfeit too
[01:30:09] i was double delusion CS at 15 minutes.
[01:30:17] Honestly, that
[01:30:18] was almost a perfect masterclass.
[01:30:21] That was close to being a perfect masterclass of like how
[01:30:23] to push your lead bot lane Well, that's the thing.
[01:30:43] We won level one, but what I did with the waves after level one is why we actually won, right?
[01:30:51] So like, I feel like a lot of the time people will get a free trade like that level one
[01:30:56] and they won't uh they won't snowball the waves properly
[01:31:09] like people with just ADHD and be like, oh this guy's low let's just push and dive or something.
[01:31:10] But you don't have to do that right?
[01:31:12] That's what I'm getting at right now, is that...
[01:31:17] Like here, we saw Blitzcrank walk into the bush so we walked up with the wave.
[01:31:23] We dodged the Lucian Q.
[01:31:27] We Q bounce...
[01:31:35] Dodge that, walk up and now they have no spells so I back off after getting pressed the attack
[01:31:37] And now I can just walk at Lucian as soon as he walks up to the minions,
[01:31:39] because I know that they don't have
[01:31:41] any way of fighting.
[01:31:45] So at this point
[01:31:45] right here
[01:31:52] uh this is this is what i'm saying it's the really important part of the lane though
[01:31:59] a lot of the time what will happen is people will just mindlessly auto the wave to push this, to try and abuse
[01:32:01] dilution.
[01:32:02] But that doesn't actually abuse dilution
[01:32:04] because he's just going to farm under
[01:32:07] the turret, and if you try and dive him there's
[01:32:08] a lot of ways that they have to stop that right so what you want to do
[01:32:11] is you want to like hold the wave and very Do you kind of get it?
[01:32:34] I could even be doing a better job.
[01:32:37] I was scared
[01:32:38] of getting hooked by Blitz, but I could even
[01:32:39] be hovering here
[01:32:41] to try and zone him uh because we're level two but i didn't want it because i want
[01:32:45] to zone him off these two minions if these two minions die and he doesn't get XP. It's a win.
[01:32:54] But, he's getting XP because I couldn't quite zone him
[01:32:56] off those two. I think I might have been able
[01:32:58] to but it's hard from this angle in my opinion
[01:33:00] unless you're really confident that you're not going to get hooked.
[01:33:03] Actually, I probably could have.
[01:33:04] Because even if I got hooked
[01:33:05] I'd probably just kill the Lucian, right?
[01:33:07] So I could probably actually
[01:33:08] just walk up
[01:33:09] stand right here
[01:33:10] instead of way back here
[01:33:11] zone him off those two minions and make it even worse
[01:33:14] because if i get hooked i still win
[01:33:22] but yeah we just chill.
[01:33:27] We probably could have three wave crashed it but I think that they were doing it so
[01:33:30] badly I was like okay let's four wave crash
[01:33:36] and then i could have reset here as well
[01:33:39] but what i wanted to do was i kind of
[01:33:41] wanted to apply pressure while they
[01:33:43] farmed under the turret.
[01:33:45] So because we knew Nocturne was bot, so I didn't want to go for a
[01:33:47] dive, right?
[01:33:50] We know that they have all their sums
[01:33:51] and we know Nocturne's bot, so I don't want to like go for a
[01:33:53] dive on them even though they're low. But I do want to
[01:33:56] get something out of this outside
[01:33:58] of just backing and getting a call.
[01:34:01] Like, I don't want to just
[01:34:02] back and get called here, so I'm like, okay...
[01:34:07] Let's just...
[01:34:13] Okay let's get the turret.
[01:34:15] And if Nocturne ganks i have all my
[01:34:16] sums and we just walk away because they're too low to fight
[01:34:26] now watch what happens next.
[01:34:28] So, what happens next is we let the wave bounce...
[01:34:33] Right? Like I said, I could have gone back but I really only have 700 gold
[01:34:37] and I don't want to buy like double weapons Like I said, I could have gone back but I really only have 700 gold.
[01:34:39] And I don't want to buy like double longsword because I'm trying to rush BT so all I can
[01:34:43] really buy if I went back right now was a longsword and maybe...I can't even afford
[01:34:47] a longsword cold. So I was like, nah, I'm not going back.
[01:34:53] Now watch.
[01:34:53] So we see Nocturne mid, right?
[01:34:54] Look, we're hovering back here because we have no vision.
[01:34:57] Right when we see Nocturne mid,
[01:34:58] we can walk up and start fighting them again
[01:35:02] you say and here if you notice again the wave is pushing towards us, right?
[01:35:14] So at this point in the game the Lucian can't play
[01:35:15] the game anymore.
[01:35:18] The wave is going to
[01:35:19] push towards us
[01:35:20] Lucian has to recall or he's going to push towards us.
[01:35:22] Lucian has to recall or he's gonna get zoned, so he actually does the right
[01:35:24] play by recalling here, which I think was really correct.
[01:35:26] Blitz roams, which is probably
[01:35:28] also correct.
[01:35:29] But the problem is that we're in such a good spot that it's pretty much impossible
[01:35:35] for them to actually play the game. Right? And now we just sit here.
[01:35:55] Seraphine should be up here.
[01:35:57] In a perfect world, Seraphine's checking these bushes to make sure Lucian is not soaking free XP
[01:36:02] because we see Lucian's not soaking free XP. Because we see Lucian, right?
[01:36:08] And we don't know where Blitz is yet, so
[01:36:10] that's why we're playing a little scared, but
[01:36:12] like I could have played this more aggro on that timer
[01:36:15] but i didn't know where blitz was so i was a little nervous
[01:36:17] and then here uh i get hooked i make a mistake
[01:36:23] but because our wave is in a good spot they can't chase me down right?
[01:36:29] And then the fight starts. We get the kill and I push the wave in.
[01:36:42] And then at this point...
[01:36:52] On the very first recall of the game I'm up a full level double his CS and I'm up 600 gold and now it just snowballs, right?
[01:36:59] Like, every time he walks up I have a BF.
[01:37:01] He can't do anything.
[01:37:02] And it just snowballs.
[01:37:03] Now it's 70-31.
[01:37:07] I could have
[01:37:08] even played it better.
[01:37:10] I let him get too much XP and gold
[01:37:12] like if I was even better, I would have
[01:37:14] played even further up.
[01:39:07] Okay. So, so...... Okay. I was thinking about making a TikTok.
[01:39:09] That was actually a really good game for a TikTok. Okay.... you so Breathlessly.
[01:40:28] Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
[01:40:39] 30 seconds of convenience. Aurora seems broken. Oh shit! I like how the guy who was flaming...
[01:41:05] The fact that I didn't trade him in champ selects.
[01:41:09] Is AFK at his turret.
[01:42:09] Kind of ironic, though. upon the wind so so hmm hmm
[01:42:16] the jinx already pushed the wave so fast
[01:43:03] like she's already kind of the way so so Shaco's a little silly, Billy. He tried to invade when...
[01:43:11] There was no fucking world that he wins the 1v1 against Illea.
[01:43:53] Yeah, we already fought that right now and were chillin'. Okay. an enemy What is my Shaco doing, man?
[01:43:58] Dude is just straight up running it.
[01:44:12] Oh no... What a crazy person. We killed the enemy ball lane, and then shaco just straight runs it twice
[01:44:21] i feel like uh people don't understand when comes.
[01:44:30] What are you doing, bro? bro an enemy has been slain swiftly so I'm going to use the same With ease. He has TP, so that's fine. Hmm. hmm oh okay let me stop They actually have a better lane phase than we do.
[01:46:38] Like, we outscaled them a bit but they do have a really good lane. so Hmm. hmm
[01:47:23] not the worst
[01:47:29] hey don't do that so I'll need to go bot ASAP after... he's gonna get all that solo XP and then I'm gonna go bot after.
[01:48:01] I seem to be mid right now for this play.
[01:48:06] Because we know Lillia is going to be around bot or mid right now so
[01:48:09] we need to be here for the play so so so hmm anyone has been slain
[01:49:06] i did not mean to take those i am so fucking sorry bro
[01:49:09] like that was not on purpose I kinda think I need to go back and buy items. um Hmm.
[01:49:58] How do I play this?
[01:50:00] We're losing all the objectives.
[01:50:05] Mid is losing.
[01:50:07] We lost Grubbs, we're losing Dragon right now.
[01:50:11] How do I play this?
[01:50:15] Hmm... hmm
[01:50:25] as you wish.
[01:50:32] How does this guy know I'm here? What?
[01:51:56] Let's go! what so Okay, that's fun. so That's actually crazy though. so so Oh yeah.
[01:52:08] I don't know why Jayce is trying to fight that guy. Dude, I swear
[01:52:10] to fucking God
[01:52:11] all you have to do
[01:52:13] to climb out of
[01:52:14] diamond in league
[01:52:15] is like unironically
[01:52:17] play to the side
[01:52:18] of the map
[01:52:18] with the objective
[01:52:19] on the right timer
[01:52:21] and you will just
[01:52:22] naturally fucking
[01:52:23] climb
[01:52:23] not even kidding just naturally fucking climb.
[01:52:27] Not even kidding.
[01:54:27] Okay. please That guy is dead as fuck. so so i actually think jinx could have killed them all there no joke so so You actually want to go for this? I'm down. I mean that gives me my Mikael's so i'm down but it is risky.
[01:54:37] I'm rushing Mikhail's this game because they have a thousand CCs on their team.
[01:54:40] Right? Like, look at their team. They have
[01:54:41] fucking Lilia ults, they have lilia ults they have ashero
[01:54:45] they have uh pantheon w so i feel like mikhail is actually gonna
[01:54:48] have a decent amount of value uh so Not too bad.
[01:55:19] I'mma stay with me ad carry so okay Oh no. wow so so I'm going to go with this one.
[01:56:56] That was too fast for this run.
[01:56:57] Double kill.
[01:57:26] My deadline has been slain. so okay i'm gonna recall here. Hopefully we can...
[01:57:30] I'm hoping we can keep playing for
[01:57:36] just objectives and shits. The fact that we got that dragon's kind of neat but yeah my jinx is really really strong so i think at this point we're just playing for some objectives and
[01:57:39] playing full war scaling so an enemy has been slain Damn, I actually almost fucking saved her.
[01:58:15] I was getting zoned by Lillia, and I didn't want to be the one
[01:58:17] getting knocked up by the Lillia thing.
[01:58:19] So I had to wait half a second before going in,
[01:58:22] then when she ulted, I tried to flash.
[01:58:24] I tried to flash Mikhail with the slow,
[01:58:26] and then ulti, but dude that guy just got railed man.
[01:58:34] I don't know what to say he's got absolutely gapped.
[01:58:41] Hmm.
[01:58:46] I need to get more wards.
[01:58:47] Come out again.
[01:58:55] Because yeah, I mean, I don't want to be at a ward zone.
[01:58:57] I don't wanna like die and lose my mages.
[01:59:08] Hmm.
[01:59:22] Hmm. hmm An enemy has been slain.
[01:59:28] An ally has been slain.
[02:00:25] Swiftly! switching uh so so hmm Hmm.
[02:00:33] We'll go get some rewards. Okay. This is a funny game because I'm...
[02:00:43] I feel like I'm doing a lot in the game,
[02:00:47] but it's kind of hard to...
[02:00:50] That Jayce is just inting and sidelining.
[02:00:53] And Solo's just inting and sidelining.
[02:00:54] Both the Solos are literally dying inside on repeat.
[02:00:57] So it's kind of hard to snowball the game when both solos are permanently dying in the sideline so I'm dead.
[02:01:22] Where's our team at?
[02:01:25] Whoa.
[02:02:48] Uh... whoa uh so upon the wind so so so Why are we not just taking this turret? I don't get it. The fact that we were allergic to getting that turret is crazy. crazy Okay. upon the wind so breath so so I'm a kid with the fucking will you old instantly?
[02:04:47] It didn't matter Smolich. Your turret has been destroyed. The storm approaches, an enemy has been slain. so so so uh Dude, I am so good.
[02:05:50] You guys see that?
[02:06:17] I I knocked my Jinx out of Arrow. Dude, I should have ulted. Dude.
[02:06:19] I should have ulted.
[02:06:21] I tried to be fancy and Mikhail's it.
[02:06:25] My Jinx is a pussy.
[02:06:28] I didn't want to ulti because the Jinx put herself on the other side of the Pantheon.
[02:06:34] Your team has destroyed
[02:06:36] a turret.
[02:06:49] Your team has destroyed a turret.
[02:07:00] Dude, these players wait so long to end games in the CLO.
[02:07:13] They definitely don't know how to close out. Breathlessly. Breathlessly. so I'm going to help my teammates, but this is really rough. Hmm.
[02:08:05] You have been slain!
[02:08:10] An enemy has been slain so An ally has been slain I'm going to go ahead and do that. Upon the wind. so now so Like, what am I watching? Why is my Jinx walking bot to kill Yorick?
[02:10:03] Oh, my god.
[02:10:04] I have cancer.
[02:10:05] Like, I don't know what else to say man.
[02:10:15] Jinx!
[02:10:18] Stop walking to the Yorick!
[02:10:21] Push me! to the yoreth push me so so so Your inhibitor has been destroyed. dude why are these games so hard? Like, it's crazy how nobody understands macro.
[02:11:56] Push, Man! so so so so like i don't understand man Your so so so so
[02:13:52] bro i don't know what to say about this
[02:13:54] bro i don't know what to say about this
[02:13:54] bro i don't know what to say about this. This is wild.
[02:14:03] Like, why?
[02:14:06] Why are you face-checking? Walk mid with the wave! so so Breathlessly. so so so i mean i don't know man. so That's embarrassing from all four of my teammates.
[02:16:08] All four of them, I literally say come mid 3000 times right?
[02:16:12] What do they do
[02:16:16] what do they do i need to just fight i'm retarded my brain doesn't work as
[02:16:24] well as it did.
[02:16:27] I ride the short bus!
[02:16:32] Like, that's disgusting.
[02:16:43] Like, these people are so dumb.
[02:16:47] Like, do not take AD carry from me again.
[02:16:50] Like I cannot mentally believe
[02:16:52] that like I gave my team
[02:16:54] that big of a lead
[02:16:55] and they threw
[02:16:57] it away in an instant because they didn't want to group
[02:16:59] up and do the objectives.
[02:17:01] I single-handedly got my team
[02:17:03] an 8,000 gold lead
[02:17:05] by myself because my top mid lost mid lost tom had lost jungle and ad were clueless
[02:17:11] and then they just decide to never push waves James...................... God, I genuinely hate these people as people.
[02:21:29] It's so disgusting.
[02:21:30] Like the dude's like,
[02:21:30] I wasn't trying to win you here game.
[02:21:34] Oh cool. You weren't trying to win? Sweet! Glad you queued up.
[02:21:38] Just fucking kill yourself in-game dude. Nobody wants you here.
[02:21:42] You're wasting everybody's time.
[02:21:45] Don't get cocky. you're wasting everybody's time
[02:21:52] don't get cocky you are a retard i don't speak retard sorry look in life Welcome to Summoner's Pit.
[02:22:10] Your tuner games. for me I've got a good oh fuck
[02:22:46] i don't know, man.
[02:22:52] Like,
[02:22:53] I genuinely feel like half of the players who play with a diamond are actually
[02:22:55] retarded.
[02:22:56] It doesn't make any sense.
[02:23:00] They just completely have no idea how to play the game, run it down and then flame their teammates. I don't think he bought his account.
[02:23:14] I think he's just bad.
[02:23:15] Like,
[02:23:15] He's just tilted because he lost the game on AD carry.
[02:23:18] This is probably what happens.
[02:23:20] He got frustrated because
[02:23:21] AD carries a frustrating role, and he
[02:23:23] thought that like, oh, I'm gonna play a different
[02:23:25] role. He tried to play mid-fiddle.
[02:23:28] Then he tilted himself in
[02:23:29] champ select because it's a baby.
[02:23:36] Sure you can hit Then he tilted himself in champ select because it's a baby. Then he wasted 40 minutes of everybody's time
[02:23:39] because he's a fucking child.
[02:23:41] It is one of those, bro.
[02:23:42] Like I said, diamond players are not real human beings.
[02:23:45] These people are fake.
[02:23:51] What the fuck? so the fight begins uh like that no i love the game i just think the players are dumb what What? I mean, do you think I have a lisp?
[02:25:08] Are you okay?
[02:25:16] ... so uh That's actually worth, because I gave my shutdown to Blitz. Like high, totally worth.
[02:26:00] I don't lose anything? Blitz gets shut down. There's no assist.
[02:26:02] Not bad. Oh what's going on mid? thing. so Oh, I'm dead.
[02:26:52] That was actually a good play.
[02:26:54] I did not expect the kindred to flashy me
[02:26:58] i i don't know what's going on but
[02:27:03] that was a good play by them.
[02:27:10] Oh, I'm deafened.
[02:27:19] Ooh... I mean, I'm gonna keep it real. What?
[02:27:20] Oh...
[02:27:21] This Jhin is really bad.
[02:27:23] God, everybody in this elo is so so bad zyra's roaming for fun
[02:27:28] like there's no value to a roam she's hitting mid turret for fun like three five minutes
[02:27:35] dude i don't think diamond players even think about League.
[02:27:38] Like... like not to be rude but you guys actually don't even think about the game in this elo.
[02:27:44] You just walk in circles pushing pushing your buttons. Being mad.
[02:27:48] It's wild.
[02:27:53] Like look at what's happening!
[02:28:19] What? Like, what? I killed their jungler. Right? Level 2. The enemy Kai'Sa roamed mid I haven't seen my Zyra everybody's bay ramming
[02:28:26] like i haven't seen my zyra in 10 minutes she came bot like now they're just fighting mid for fun
[02:28:30] like what is happening?
[02:28:36] Nah, the Zealot's fake, bro.
[02:28:39] Like, I don't know how anybody gets stuck in a Zealot.
[02:28:40] You guys... It's so fake. Like, I don't know how anybody gets stuck in the zero. You guys... It's so fake.
[02:28:42] Literally just hit the objectives and you will win the games!
[02:28:49] Like, unironically, it's that easy step two
[02:29:01] huh i don't know about watching the CLO play League is like it's like going to the zoo and watching
[02:29:07] like apes learn how to like
[02:29:09] I don't even know. um now oh doing
[02:30:05] this is wild. I'm dead as fuck.
[02:30:32] Oh, I actually almost killed him! I think if I had fought him in this flush
[02:30:34] I could have vision gapped.
[02:30:42] That was so close holy
[02:31:03] that was so fun close I I have a question though, do you guys uh...
[02:31:06] When you're playing in Diamond and Chip,
[02:31:11] Do you guys like make game plans or anything like that
[02:31:21] or do you just walk around without thinking?
[02:31:29] This is crazy. Oh, no! so I feel like if the Shen taunted the Kindred we'd win that, but that's okay.
[02:31:50] He also should have ulted me at the end of the ult instead of at the start.
[02:31:55] What am I watching?
[02:31:58] Oh my god, like...
[02:32:02] Oh my god.
[02:32:16] I I okay Your team has destroyed a turret so
[02:32:54] nah cassandra's balanced though. Like what? Dude has- I have a full item!
[02:33:01] Dude has Murkthread Sheen. Guys, I think Kass is a balance champ. Yeah I don't have any mana.
[02:33:23] I should go bot side of the map though for dragon. so it's 12 minutes in the game, and there are...
[02:33:41] 30 kills.
[02:33:45] Guys, there are 31 kills at 12 minutes
[02:33:48] in this game right now.
[02:33:52] What? There are 31 kills at 12 minutes in this game right now. What the fuck? okay Wait, why would you ulti that?
[02:34:24] I mean we can't chase.
[02:34:30] Well that was such a battle
[02:34:40] okay uh Uh...
[02:34:57] Ooh, I want this blue.
[02:35:03] You can't even farm in this elo! Everybody's just run- like there's so much fighting!
[02:35:09] Why is Jhin mid?! so i always so I think the problem with this specific elo is legitimately...
[02:36:02] You guys don't know how to stop fighting once you get behind.
[02:36:06] Like, when you get behind, you're not like, oh let's play safe and scale?
[02:36:10] Force them to slow-play the game out and see if somebody gets caught
[02:36:24] right you guys don't do that what you do is you go like, oh let's keep fighting.
[02:36:45] Like what is happening? like
[02:36:58] this is insane! And then you just forfeit, so you infinitely fight when you get behind. And then you forfeit. So you infinitely fight when you get behind, and then
[02:37:03] you forfeit.
[02:37:08] How are you people
[02:37:09] humans?
[02:37:14] Like I'm sorry.
[02:37:15] These people are not human beings to me.
[02:37:17] This is insane!
[02:37:22] Like, genuinely?
[02:37:26] I don't even know where to begin with how bad everybody played.
[02:37:55] How are you stuck in this elo? Everyone is retarded. That's sad. We go again.
[02:38:05] Oh, you know what we should do later?
[02:38:06] Isn't the new... Chat, chat, chat.
[02:38:09] Isn't the new thing out
[02:38:10] the PVE mode?
[02:38:13] We should do that later.
[02:38:16] The raid or whatever the fuck is that like thing what's it called
[02:38:23] swarm isn't swarm out?
[02:38:28] You guys want to play some swarm in a bit?
[02:38:34] I don't want to play solo queue all day today because
[02:38:35] this shit is mind-numbing.
[02:38:37] It's awful. today because like this shit is like mind numbing oh it is awful.... Did I just stand up to go pee and the queue popped at the exact second that happened?
[02:39:48] No, it's called Swarm right? You guys know what I'm talking about. The like, the new PBE
[02:39:53] fucking game mode.. Am I feeling an axe slinging game?
[02:40:30] I'm going to be real, dude.
[02:40:31] Not really.
[02:40:32] I do not feel like playing Draven right now sorry welcome to the league of dreams no
[02:40:39] no sanity thank you for the 73. welcome back appreciate it a lot, homie.
[02:41:23] Thanks so much for the resub... I might try the new swarm mode later.
[02:41:24] It sounds kind of fun.
[02:41:27] I also want to do some more TFT on PBE for a little bit.
[02:41:29] That also was really fun.
[02:41:31] I didn't get to play too much last night because I was too tired,
[02:41:33] and I only played like two games, but the two games I played were really fun. Thank you. okay Dude.. Hold on, hold on. Oh my God. I got. okay Okay... On a side note, I ate a bunch of pickle slices and now my tongue burns.
[02:44:05] What the fuck? Okay. Wait, what got banned? Somebody on my teammates' champ got banned some somebody my teammates champ cop ends
[02:44:45] why does he want to first pack
[02:44:47] oh my top runner wants Aurora.
[02:44:54] Dude, I played one game with Aurora
[02:44:55] and I can't tell if she's actually good or not.
[02:44:58] I don't know what she does.
[02:45:04] Well, I know what she does but like
[02:45:04] it didn't feel
[02:45:06] like she did anything
[02:45:07] she was just kind of
[02:45:07] running around
[02:45:08] but she was fed
[02:45:09] yeah Okay. you you I mean, what is this?
[02:45:49] Wait,
[02:45:50] what the fuck
[02:45:51] is this? okay What the... So, Okay... Who is this?
[02:47:04] I can't tell who this is.
[02:47:08] Wait,
[02:47:08] who is this?
[02:47:09] Is this, is this Briar?
[02:47:11] I don't know who the fuck this is. so Oh shit, they were chillin' and then like Aatrox just comes down with his fucking blade.
[02:47:40] He's like not not today, pussies.
[02:47:47] Okay, why is Aatrox so
[02:47:49] fucking big?
[02:47:56] Dude, he's fucking massive
[02:48:17] not a problem i always forget how big the characters are sometimes in League. Holy fuck!
[02:48:40] That is a big man. Minions to spawn. What? What is happening?
[02:48:51] She didn't get wings?!
[02:48:55] What the fuck?
[02:49:04] That's fucking hilarious.
[02:49:07] She was like, don't worry guys.
[02:49:10] I have the wings.
[02:49:56] Good lord! uh oh we got level two Ooh, I should have auto'd one more time there.
[02:49:57] That's fine then.
[02:50:00] There is a chance we get hit by Kayn here. I'm not gonna lie, but...
[02:50:04] I don't think it's too bad.
[02:50:08] Okay.
[02:50:12] Dude, this's hard for me to tell who has what!
[02:50:16] Oh, there he is.
[02:50:20] ... so so your plane Dang, if I had better CS, I think I'd get BF sword. Yeah, that Aphelios
[02:51:07] definitely ran it down
[02:51:10] a bit there. That is very true
[02:51:11] Not sure why
[02:51:13] but like I think he saw that the game was going too well for them and he was like
[02:51:20] Yo. I need to somehow make this game more in their favor
[02:51:27] And I was like oh, I appreciate it.
[02:51:28] Like, that's true.
[02:51:29] I mean...
[02:51:32] Thanks, bro!
[02:51:33] Let's go!
[02:51:36] Alright, I'm gonna go to lane here. Uh...
[02:51:36] I mean we're huge right now.
[02:51:38] Like massively huge.
[02:51:39] He has a Cull.
[02:51:41] I missed the Cannon
[02:51:42] cause you know...
[02:51:44] That sucks.
[02:51:48] Uh... I really... that sucks uh
[02:51:53] i really don't want to play too aggro here i kind of just hold the wave because braum could flank and i could die right now because we have no vision
[02:51:56] of behind me so if like Braum walked around, that guy could've died so...
[02:52:01] Even though he didn't it's still good to make sure they don't you know?
[02:52:08] Why am I being pinged rocks. I swear to God,
[02:52:26] I only tilt when I'm on this account
[02:52:28] or on a smurf
[02:52:29] when I get stupid this account, or on a smurf. When I get like stupidly
[02:52:31] pinged.
[02:52:35] Like,
[02:52:36] when people just spam ping
[02:52:37] when I know what I'm doing, it's so frustrating
[02:52:39] man.
[02:52:41] Okay, back up! what i'm doing it's so frustrating man
[02:52:43] they're like back up and i'm like i mean i have a lead
[02:52:46] i like that
[02:52:48] like i don't mind people pinging and
[02:52:49] shit but it's like frustrating when...
[02:52:53] They do it a ton you know?
[02:53:01] There is no way you can freeze that, buddy.
[02:53:07] Cool!
[02:53:07] Alright, we got the pickaxe,
[02:53:09] We got the fucking vamp scepter...
[02:53:11] Okay, let's go baby.
[02:53:12] Yo, Janna! What are you doing in there?
[02:53:14] Okay, she's resetting.
[02:53:19] Oh shit.
[02:53:21] Okay.
[02:53:22] Okay.
[02:53:27] Okay. Okay? How's top going?
[02:53:39] Ooh, the Aphelios stayed to push one more wave in. But I don't think that was a good call Cool.
[02:53:58] Alright.
[02:54:00] I pushed the bot wave in.
[02:54:10] There's a Braum here. Hey! What's up man?
[02:54:13] Where'd you get Baron? Mini-Baron? This green Baron? baron mini baron this uh green baron
[02:54:20] oh shit
[02:54:52] uh we have a decent advantage here if we want if we want it I mean, I don't know what Aphelios was thinking. Because the issue that he has is like all he has is a pickaxe, and I'm... I have a level weed.
[02:55:03] That was one of those moments where
[02:55:05] like
[02:55:05] the Aphelios kind of
[02:55:08] didn't think about the fact that Braum's level 4.
[02:55:14] He didn't think about Braum being four, me being six...
[02:55:19] Uh he had bad guns, too.
[02:55:20] Like he didn't have great guns.
[02:55:21] He had like blue-white.
[02:55:23] Blue-white's not bad for fighting.
[02:55:26] But the problem is
[02:55:26] we had a level advantage
[02:55:28] and an item advantage, right?
[02:55:30] So I have the Vamp Scepter
[02:55:30] so I'm healing every auto
[02:55:32] the janna is she used her heal she had sums i had sums
[02:55:38] so it's just like it's too hard for them to actually make a play happen
[02:55:46] and mf ult is pretty worthless in lane unless you have like
[02:55:50] unless you have somebody who can like stun and
[02:55:52] shit you know like set you up m MF is pretty fucking dogshit in lane phase.
[02:55:56] That's why I used it to clear earlier because it's not a big deal.
[02:56:06] I'm going to soul push this and then...
[02:56:12] I have enough for my item, but I don't need to fast shove this wave in. this is so uh name
[02:57:02] i mean we could back right now but i don't see a huge reason to.
[02:57:16] I could also ult and if we can get the Braum shield,
[02:57:18] I can probably just ult D.
[02:57:22] Nice, got his flash.
[02:57:24] Alright, I'm just gonna back.
[02:57:26] I got 1200 gold
[02:57:28] but I'm completely oom, right? So it's like...
[02:57:33] We'll just do that. Do I want mercs this game?
[02:57:37] I kind of do want Mercs.
[02:57:43] Playdent's not bad either,
[02:57:44] but they have so much CC and
[02:57:46] so much magic damage that I actually think Mercs is decent.
[02:57:49] Playdent's good because Aphelios autos, Kayn autos but like...
[02:57:53] I feel like it doesn't reduce spin,
[02:57:55] It doesn't reduce a lot of the damage from this so it's only Aphelios autos
[02:58:00] But I think getting Mercs just gives me more value.
[02:58:02] Like, Mercs are swifties! Oh my goodness! Boop! Boop! Boop! I could probably start roaming after this.
[02:58:29] Like there's not a huge downside because i already pushed in bot wave
[02:58:37] so i could run up to this and see if i can like help anything
[02:58:42] ah just push this in. I just wanted to roam up there so that if a fight did break out,
[02:58:59] I could help.
[02:59:02] And that's the beauty of MF right now too.
[02:59:05] They just buffed her fucking W?
[02:59:08] MX movement speed is so gross
[02:59:10] That you can just walk around the map and do stuff
[02:59:13] That you normally wouldn't be able to do on tempo
[02:59:40] You could just do that now with mf it's actually kind of gross We should dive this guy, no? Oh, okay. I mean he's still gonna die but...
[02:59:43] A little unfortunate that guy died too. Oh well. I should be able to get the turret here for free. um dangerous huh cool all right so once you get uh let you get the bot tower down
[03:00:31] as an AD carry, I've told you guys this before but
[03:00:33] we'll go over it again
[03:00:34] You're going to want to rotate around the map
[03:00:37] to a lane that
[03:00:37] you can pressure much easier than the current lane
[03:00:41] you're in.
[03:00:42] So here, we could go mid, we could go top.
[03:00:45] I think it's actually better if we go top here because
[03:00:47] we could just take the turret in front of Garen.
[03:00:50] Our top laner is not doing that bad though, so she just set
[03:00:52] up a freeze and she's probably gonna... Like I don't want to completely fuck his lane over.
[03:01:05] Well, granted, if we go top we will just gap them but
[03:01:07] it's also just one of those things
[03:01:11] where you know
[03:01:17] Okay Is so so Damn.
[03:01:46] Hmm...
[03:01:51] That's really unfortunate.
[03:01:58] We almost popped off! It was close...
[03:02:02] Yo, I gotta wait now so I can get my Essence River. And then once we
[03:02:07] get Essence River, we're just gonna be pretty much unbeatable. The Essence
[03:02:11] River spike is going to be way too fucking big for them to deal with because I'll never have to go back.
[03:02:15] Right now, I can still oom. Once I get the Essence River, I'll never have to go back right now i can still um once i get the
[03:02:17] essence server i'll never whom which means i'll never have to back
[03:02:20] which means the game's over because if you have bt and essence
[03:02:24] sweeper like endless hp and endless mana i mean what the did they do
[03:02:30] right like it what can they do nothing that's all tell you nothing
[03:03:12] but you know that's all tell you nothing there's even nothing let's fucking go I'm on my way mid. It's a good dragon. We can't really break mid-turf because Xerath is here.
[03:03:15] Well, we can but we have to kill the Xerath. I mean, I really want to just get this dragon. Cool.
[03:03:43] Because we always have really good tempo on certain waves, right?
[03:03:47] Like when we push that mid wave in, we have really good tempo on that wave.
[03:03:51] ... on that wave okay
[03:04:12] uh i think what i'm gonna do is Okay.
[03:04:15] I think what I'm going to do here is actually rotate the top, so that we can maybe try and get this next turret as well. Oh. Cool. Now we got this turret.
[03:04:40] Surprised they're not forfeiting this. This is like a clinical game of League. Like they are... I got that Cho'Veecs right now. Hmm.
[03:05:31] I should be kind of careful here,
[03:05:33] because we know the cane is
[03:05:34] here, and I'm sitting on
[03:05:36] 2,000 gold.
[03:05:40] So I'm going to push one more wave.
[03:06:06] Okay. oh i'm dead dang That was actually so many people. Damn, I tried so hard to ego that.
[03:06:11] I should have backed. I just really wanted to ego that, I'll be honest. Because I have Merc Dreads,
[03:06:13] so the stuns aren't that bad.
[03:06:17] But I got tagged by the Braum Q,
[03:06:18] so it was my bad.
[03:06:23] We got tagged by Braum Q and then we got fucking...
[03:06:30] What's his face? Garend.
[03:06:33] You get tagged by Braum Q, then you can get ran into?
[03:06:34] Yeah, that shit sucks. Let me tell you what.
[03:06:38] Doesn't feel great. Your team has destroyed a turret. Okay. Oh... Let's try and push up one more wave.
[03:07:08] Once we get the Horde Doms, I think we'll just melt the Garen as well.
[03:07:21] Because I think that's a kind of the issue that we're having right now it's like we can't kill Garen yet but they said once we get Dom so which is pretty close We'll kill Garen
[03:07:27] And we're just so close to our third item
[03:07:29] The only problem is Braum kinda shut down
[03:07:31] My snowball. Right like it's actually
[03:07:33] Kinda hard to
[03:07:35] Snowball as MF into braum because you saw like i was trying to
[03:07:39] snowball just now right and uh if i get tagged or if they like
[03:07:44] walk at me in a weird timer it's really hard to make sure that i can just one before
[03:07:54] but we got doms now so now we're pretty much the game should be over.
[03:07:59] We should just win this dragon.
[03:08:03] Dude I have almost a 100 CS lead on
[03:08:07] the enemy AD carry at 20 minutes.
[03:08:11] Holy
[03:08:11] fuck, this guy is getting
[03:08:13] fucking masterclassed.
[03:08:56] ... blast so so yeah i'm gonna lose my mind stop paying me
[03:09:05] like you guys play so slow let's go to baron Yeah, just start it.
[03:09:26] We can turn.
[03:09:28] Guys!
[03:09:30] Oh my god they're such pussies.
[03:09:35] Oh my god.
[03:09:39] What am I watching right now?
[03:09:45] Oh! so
[03:10:11] dude they are genuinely fucking bitches. We are so far ahead.
[03:10:26] There's genuinely no reason for my team to be scared. Oh, my God! I almost had a 100 CS lead.
[03:10:29] Ah it was so fun close!
[03:10:33] Fuck!
[03:10:36] It was close, it was close. We go again.
[03:10:57] We go
[03:10:58] again!
[03:11:00] Damn, chat.
[03:11:01] Wake the fuck up, you stupid fox.
[03:11:03] What are we doing here? Huh?
[03:11:05] Wake up and participate in this stream.
[03:11:07] I'm gonna start fucking yelling. You're awake and participating? Good. Keep it up.
[03:11:27] Good work. Animal Squad 2021 Anime Squad 2024.
[03:11:57] What is this Yumi skin?
[03:12:00] Prestige Cybercat Yumi.
[03:12:07] What?
[03:12:08] What is that? You need the Yuumi skin?
[03:12:21] For what?
[03:12:25] What do you need the human skin for?
[03:12:31] No. so To impress the ladies.
[03:12:51] Do we think the ladies are going to be impressed by the Yumi skin?
[03:13:05] Why does that link me as ob.gg? I mean, what am I looking at right now?. This guy linked me.
[03:13:39] He has a positive win rate in his last 20 games,
[03:13:42] but he's playing in fucking Diamond.
[03:13:48] I mean just dodge if you're not gonna... Yeah, play sport or dodge?
[03:13:51] I don't give a fuck.
[03:13:55] Let me see... so I think anybody who plays Yuumi is a loser.
[03:14:28] Because fuck Yuumi.
[03:14:38] I said it i sa-i said it fuck you me
[03:14:59] dumbest champion ever Don't miss Champion ever. True, that is me.
[03:15:02] Nah, Yuumi players are fun.
[03:15:03] I feel like... Dude, Yuumi? You gotta understand.
[03:15:07] Yuumi
[03:15:07] was in the
[03:15:09] game back when I was playing in Challenger
[03:15:11] and Yuumi...
[03:15:13] I have PTSD.
[03:15:16] Yuumi was so OP on release
[03:15:17] and she was like pick ban every
[03:15:22] single game.
[03:15:23] Also, people who enjoy Yuumi...
[03:15:26] Like, Yuumi fans are the worst humans.
[03:15:29] Typically, like they ru-
[03:15:31] The fanbase of Yuumi ruins Yuumi.
[03:15:34] You know what I mean?
[03:15:36] So I have PTSD
[03:15:36] from the fucking champion
[03:15:38] and the fan base
[03:15:39] kind of ruins it for me.
[03:15:44] Nah,
[03:15:44] I'm saying...
[03:15:48] But if you guys love Yumi, there's nothing
[03:15:50] wrong with that.
[03:15:54] You guys do you.. Now let me ask, is Yumi.
[03:16:32] Does anybody in chat believe Yumi
[03:16:33] deserves to be
[03:16:36] like put in a
[03:16:39] stew?
[03:16:41] Like would you eat
[03:16:41] a Yumi stew?
[03:16:48] You know, just asking.
[03:16:49] Just asking.
[03:16:50] I wouldn't obviously
[03:16:52] But would you guys eat like Yumi
[03:16:54] stew?
[03:17:00] Hi what rank is this? Oh we fell from 300 LP Masters to the depths of D1. We had a bad string of events so we are currently in Diamond 1 and I hate my life. Welcome!
[03:17:18] But I mean, we're climbing out
[03:17:19] but geez, yeah, this Evo is
[03:17:21] it's fun. How's your day going kill What's up, bro?
[03:17:45] Ooh! Oh.
[03:17:53] So I forgot I wasn't listening to music, and it's kind of interesting because this is how i normally play league
[03:17:57] like i don't actually listen to music when i play the eeg off stream
[03:18:01] so it's a little interesting it's kind of boring.
[03:18:13] But it's also, like, easier to focus. Okay. Oh, that actually fucking...
[03:18:28] Haha! Nice. Actually not bad. thank you This guy said, okay MF.
[03:18:53] That's scripting.
[03:18:56] Why does this always
[03:18:57] happen? Guys, I am not a scripter you are just diamond Like, the only thing I script is my fucking pain meds because I'm 33.
[03:19:18] You need to relax.
[03:19:21] Chill. Chill. You need to relax chill I 35? I am 33, fucker!
[03:19:38] Fuck you, dude. Ugh.
[03:19:58] Uhhh, interesting...
[03:20:02] I don't really know
[03:20:06] i mean we could fight this uh it's not that bad What am I watching? You're 33-2?
[03:20:41] Hey!
[03:20:42] 33, gang.
[03:20:49] Dude, I've been streaming for fucking 11 years, man. My chat is just full of boomers like we're all just old so I actually think I need to go back.
[03:21:19] Okay, this is actually awkward because I do think that I need to back.
[03:21:23] I can't really play the game here but I don't want to leave the wave in such a shitty spot either.
[03:21:27] Ooh, this is a really awkward situation
[03:21:38] i'm so dead.
[03:21:44] Wait? All the way up? Ah, perfect! um Like, unironically though
[03:22:12] It's better to fix your wave and die
[03:22:14] Than to leave your wave shitty
[03:22:15] But a lot of people don't realize that
[03:22:17] It's kind of why I see a lot of people...
[03:22:23] They'll get like, a lead in lane and then they will lose their lead because
[03:22:26] they don't understand the wave management aspect to the game.
[03:22:30] That is honestly the biggest issue with this elo.
[03:22:32] Is that they don't play to waves, and because they don't play to their waves a lot
[03:22:36] They kind of get caught out in weird spots
[03:22:38] And then like...
[03:22:39] The game turns into a fiesta where everybody is dying every four seconds
[03:22:42] Because people are just fighting instead
[03:22:44] of farming it's kind of funny so the fun begins an enemy has been slain We should just let this push. We need wards and we should just let this push.
[03:23:30] We need wards and we should just let this push because Velvet is going to be top.
[03:23:34] It's not that bad.
[03:23:37] Because I'm doing pretty bad on the mana, i've been spamming too many cues would they punish you in this eo if you
[03:23:41] have to wave like that probably not but this is the problem okay okay? If you do stuff
[03:23:48] because you don't think they're going to punish you for it,
[03:23:51] every time you
[03:23:52] do that and your idea
[03:23:53] for not doing it a certain
[03:23:56] way is because you don't think they're going to punish you,
[03:23:59] like, you will get
[03:24:01] punished eventually. Right?
[03:24:03] And when you do get punished,
[03:24:06] you're going gonna lose.
[03:24:13] So it's better to develop good habits by just playing the game correctly.
[03:24:17] Even if it's not a perfect...
[03:24:20] Let's say that situation would have
[03:24:22] been different, yada yada yada. It's still better
[03:24:24] to develop habits based on
[03:24:26] proper gameplay rather than, you know, shitty
[03:24:31] gameplay. That's why you always see like high elo
[03:24:35] players do the same thing in low elo almost unless they're duo queue
[03:24:38] Like if they're duo queue peopleue. Like, if they're duo-queue... People will do different shit, right?
[03:24:41] Obviously.
[03:24:45] Like, if I'm duo...
[03:24:46] I'm diving everybody between towers and like 1v5ing the enemy team and shit, right?
[03:24:50] Because my duo knows how to
[03:24:52] play the game. We know how to
[03:24:54] tempo levels in CDs
[03:24:56] and shit. But in this elo, when you don't
[03:24:58] know... When people aren't paying attention to
[03:25:00] CDs and levels and timers
[03:25:01] and people are just looking at items and when people aren't paying attention to CDs and levels and timers,
[03:25:04] and people are just looking at items and KDA and shit. It's a little bit different
[03:25:06] because you still want to practice
[03:25:08] being efficient.
[03:25:11] Every time you're not efficient, you're just building a bad habit.
[03:25:17] And that's kind of the difference is like...
[03:25:20] If you want to climb in League it's all just a series of good habits. That's all it is.
[03:25:27] Oh my god I'm so bad.
[03:25:30] I was...I don't wanna tell you what i was doing. I like that.
[03:25:51] Yeah, the matchmaking in League at the moment is kind of trash with you men.
[03:25:57] On this account... This account like GMMMR before right?
[03:26:04] Okay.
[03:26:07] This is interesting. I guess we just like, get zoned off our wave
[03:26:11] sure. At least it wasn't a big wave!
[03:26:15] ... a big wave
[03:26:26] but yeah so like when you get into like gm master like high gym or high masters, low GM games.
[03:26:27] I can't speak for challenger cause I haven't been challenged with the
[03:26:29] season,
[03:26:30] but when you get into like the higher level games in general what kind of
[03:26:35] sucks is you start seeing that like matchmaking's really fucked at the moment
[03:26:39] in high elo.
[03:26:40] Like I'm saying, like REALLY fucked. And then like, you'll have four challengers on one team versus four masters.
[03:26:52] Then the master players will also be auto-filled.
[03:26:57] There's games where I zone in and I'm just like, we lose.
[03:27:00] Like, it's not even like...
[03:27:02] When you get to high elo, you know who's going to do bad or good
[03:27:05] and who's on roll and who's not.
[03:27:06] And you can kind of just say, like,
[03:27:07] there's a 5% chance we win this.
[03:27:10] It feels bad because, like... there's a five percent chance we win this
[03:27:14] it feels bad because like you want to try and win and you want to try and like be better in climb and ship but like
[03:27:17] it's so bad you wait like three minutes to get
[03:27:21] three people off-roll, or to get
[03:27:23] four people who don't belong in the MMR
[03:27:25] range that they're in, and yeah, it's
[03:27:27] rough.
[03:27:34] Riot said they're looking into it, but I mean that's Riot. Like, I'll be real, I can't trust Riot man.
[03:27:36] Like, I'mma be honest, like, Riot says they're doing a lot of shit. Also, can we talk about this for a sec?
[03:27:56] About like...
[03:27:58] Why the fuck am I playing weak side while being fucking...
[03:28:02] Completely fucking dove a thousand times right now.
[03:28:11] I mean, this is silly like...
[03:28:15] Yo I mean, this is silly. Yo...
[03:28:18] The re-bot for 10 minutes
[03:28:21] is cringe. Can you help?
[03:28:25] Like, I'm not trying to be toxic bro
[03:28:27] but like this is stupid.
[03:28:29] Like...
[03:28:33] Your bot is smurfing and ahead. Don't play top when top is behind. You never help losing lanes, you help winning wins.
[03:28:51] Junglers have this really bad fetish in lower elos too, where they will always go
[03:28:53] to help the losing lane. I don't know why
[03:28:55] they do it... It's like a- I guess it's just something you have to learn
[03:28:57] as a jungler to not do, but
[03:28:59] it's a very common, common, common
[03:29:01] thing that junglers will just help
[03:29:03] losing lanes.
[03:29:06] It's because I think that they want to feel useful, but it's never good to help a losing
[03:29:10] win.
[03:29:11] You always help the winning win. Anyone around here? Come on, come on. Not bad.
[03:29:36] See?
[03:29:38] The second Belvedere comes down here here, you see how the game shifts instantly.
[03:29:43] Right like the enemy team is not ahead of us they're just playing a comp that's really, really OP.
[03:29:52] Like Braum
[03:29:52] Grave Solution or whatever. It's too impossible for me
[03:29:55] to actually play the game.
[03:29:56] I need Belveth to come down here and just
[03:29:58] hover. I don't need her to gank or do anything but she needs to like hover the
[03:30:02] game so that i can play the game, that type
[03:30:04] of shit right? And that's kind of how you have to play League of Legends
[03:30:09] is you essentially like, you need your
[03:30:12] team to help you do things on the map.
[03:30:14] Just like you need to go help your team do things, etc.
[03:30:19] And if you're
[03:30:20] doing that, helping each other take turrets and tempo each other and shit? You're gonna be in a really good spot.
[03:30:28] If you're doing the thing where your trying to gank losing lanes on repeat and you're tilting.
[03:30:33] It's just not worth it. They actually have a pretty annoying team for me. oh I
[03:31:40] Can't see uh Let's do this.
[03:31:47] Nice, this is actually really good! So once I get Essence Re favor we should just win the game
[03:31:58] yeah we win by letting her be bad on other side now easy
[03:32:09] when you have somebody fed in the game, by the way... Right? Like, you don't- like,
[03:32:11] The way you win that is not to like
[03:32:13] Yo what the fuck is this, by the way
[03:32:17] The way you win when someone is really fed on the team,
[03:32:20] it's the exact same principle I was just telling you about.
[03:32:24] You don't play around with losing lanes right?
[03:32:26] So the way you win is that you let that person be fed...
[03:32:30] Oh my god, my mouse! Let that person be fed on the other side of the map then you just say okay well i can
[03:32:33] just be fed over there Also, a really important thing that you should do is make sure that you are pushing waves
[03:32:57] before going to do any objectives on the map. An ally has been slain. Your team is destroyed.
[03:33:11] I know what i'm doing
[03:33:15] The enemy team has somebody who knows how to macro uh your turret has been destroyed
[03:33:36] like uh somebody in the enemy team definitely knows how to macro
[03:33:43] just do it. Okay.
[03:33:59] Uh...
[03:34:00] Kind of rough.
[03:34:04] I mean, it's not Belvett's fault. It's a 50-50 but
[03:34:07] it is kind of rough
[03:34:08] This is going to be a hard game
[03:34:11] I think I'm the only one on our team
[03:34:13] who
[03:34:13] understands how to play mid-game is fine it's just gonna be hard so so so Holy shit, I almost died. That's fine. I got two of them.
[03:35:18] Not the worst This is gonna be hard.
[03:35:40] I'm worried about the dragon.
[03:35:44] Nautilus is autofilled, so he doesn't actually have...
[03:35:46] Nautilus' issue is going to be that he doesn't know where to ward.
[03:35:47] So because he's autofilled and he doesn't know
[03:35:49] where to ward on the map,
[03:35:50] it's not his fault.'s just gonna be something like
[03:35:53] It's really hard to exist in the games
[03:35:55] when the enemy is this fed and
[03:35:57] when you have people who aren't warding
[03:35:59] Because the whole
[03:36:01] premise of how we win fights right now is getting picks with vision control.
[03:36:10] Because we have no AP threat, because we have mid-airs. um What am I watching?
[03:36:41] I mean...
[03:36:42] Okay.
[03:36:50] Man, Braum is just shitting on us so hard.
[03:36:54] I mean Nautilus died with that ulting...
[03:37:27] This is really rough, man. so You guys need to play with me and only me.
[03:37:29] I mean,
[03:37:30] as you picked
[03:37:31] full AD
[03:37:34] and lost mid
[03:37:35] you can't do this.
[03:37:41] Yes. you can't do this yes unless you are up 100 cs you lost them Play with me and me only. Not a problem.
[03:38:01] Not. Go ward, great right now.
[03:38:05] Wards. Your job is wards.
[03:38:09] I'm gonna stop is warts.
[03:38:16] I don't know.
[03:38:18] This might be one of those unwinnable games like they happen
[03:38:20] sometimes where
[03:38:21] you're only one person.
[03:38:28] And no matter how good you are if the enemy stacks dragons like this, it team is bad.
[03:38:49] God they're so bad at League.
[03:38:52] Like he just face- that guy just face checked the enemy team I mean, that guy's too strong.
[03:39:10] You face-checked
[03:39:16] their entire team
[03:39:18] on a ward.
[03:39:24] Not,
[03:39:25] you also AFK'd and didn't come mid with me.
[03:39:32] You guys gotta learn how to play with team not rage and stand
[03:39:42] it's so frustrating so It is what it is
[03:40:05] Oh well
[03:40:07] Probably can't carry low evo players.
[03:40:13] Imagine. is that sucks i mean it is what it is.
[03:40:36] I mean, it's just the simple fact that Diamond players don't play the game to win.
[03:40:40] They play the game because they get home
[03:40:41] from school or get home from whatever,
[03:40:43] and my knowledge... The difference between
[03:40:45] my knowledge and a diamond player's knowledge is
[03:40:47] I would say bronze-to-chow, or
[03:40:49] bronze-to-diamond Like that's my knowledge right?
[03:40:51] My knowledge is bronze to Diamond
[03:40:53] That's how much higher I am than these players
[03:40:55] These players to me are bronze
[03:40:57] in terms of like knowledge in the game
[03:40:59] That's like the difference
[03:41:01] between good and bad players the game. That's like the difference, right?
[03:41:02] Between good and bad players
[03:41:04] is like I'm versus essentially
[03:41:06] or I have basically four bronze on my team
[03:41:09] every game but I'm also verse bronze
[03:41:10] so it's like you know you gotta learn how to like kind of uh play but also snowball
[03:41:20] it is a little rough like i said ad carry is one
[03:41:22] of the weakest roles in the game early.
[03:41:24] It's one of the strongest roles in the game in general
[03:41:26] but one of the weakest roles early game
[03:41:28] so if you have a team
[03:41:30] that's not willing to kind of like play around you when you get
[03:41:32] a lead, you do have to just kind of pray and hope
[03:41:35] that they don't take every objective.
[03:41:37] And our jungler gave up every
[03:41:38] objective early to sit top.
[03:41:40] And when he was doing that, he essentially solidified
[03:41:43] that we would lose the mid-to-late game
[03:41:45] because he was trying to help a lane
[03:41:47] that had no business being helped.
[03:41:54] If you're a jungler in the chat and you want some really solid high-level jungle advice,
[03:41:58] if you have a lane that's unwinnable, you never go to that lane.
[03:42:03] Like, if they lost in drafts, right?
[03:42:07] Like, if you're playing a Laue versus Cass,
[03:42:09] you sack the lane because that's not your win con. What challenger
[03:42:11] players do is they establish win conditions
[03:42:13] in the game and they play
[03:42:15] around those win conditions. That Illaoi
[03:42:17] is never our team's win condition
[03:42:19] because that Illaoi can be 20-0
[03:42:22] and Cassiopeia can still kill her.
[03:42:24] It's an unwinnable
[03:42:25] side lane matchup.
[03:42:31] So because of that, the Illaoi cannot be played around ever.
[03:42:32] Right?
[03:42:35] Lane swap to top? No.
[03:42:39] You never lane swap in solo queue unless you're in challenger that's delusional and stupid
[03:42:43] lane swap like lane swapping is one of the hardest things to do in the game
[03:42:46] it's very very very very hard to do correctly i'm not gonna lane swap with a diamond one top laner so that he can
[03:42:54] not know what the is doing like that's just dumb
[03:43:00] but you're overthinking it.
[03:43:02] Don't do advanced mechanics
[03:43:04] you don't know how to do, you know what I mean?
[03:43:06] You're gonna not know what the fuck
[03:43:08] you are doing and then you're going to lose. That's like whenever
[03:43:11] I see somebody do something stupid
[03:43:13] in solo queue, they're like, oh, I saw
[03:43:14] somebody did this in
[03:43:17] pro play or somebody countered this with this
[03:43:19] and I'm going to do it. Yeah, but you're just
[03:43:20] going to lose.
[03:43:21] And the reason
[03:43:21] you're going to lose
[03:43:21] is because you don't
[03:43:22] know why they
[03:43:23] counter them.
[03:43:23] You don't know how
[03:43:24] to play that champion.
[03:43:25] You don't know how
[03:43:25] to play that matchup.
[03:43:26] You don't know
[03:43:26] how to play the tempo.
[03:43:27] You don't know
[03:43:27] how to play the game
[03:43:28] doing that.
[03:43:29] The person who knows
[03:43:30] how to play the game doing that is going to win. You person who knows how to play the game
[03:43:31] doing that is going to win. You don't know how to do that, so you're
[03:43:34] going to lose. Play what you know
[03:43:37] and what you've climbed with. Don't try
[03:43:40] and be fancy and do anything that you don't know how to do.
[03:43:43] Because like I said, guys,
[03:43:44] League is a very complicated game at the
[03:43:47] highest level, and a very
[03:43:49] basic game at a low level.
[03:43:51] The stuff you guys don't know
[03:43:53] about League, like what I'm thinking
[03:43:55] about in League, you guys haven't even
[03:43:57] like... You haven't thought
[03:43:59] about it once.
[03:44:01] And it's not your fault. It's just that I've played the game for so long.
[03:44:04] Challenger players think about the game at a
[03:44:06] much different level than the average player
[03:44:08] even GM Masters players
[03:44:10] Like a challenger will think about the game 10 times
[03:44:12] more than a masters They'll think about the game 10 times more than a Masters.
[03:44:14] They'll think about every minion, every trade, every timer,
[03:44:17] every CS,
[03:44:19] every back-timer. Like they'll
[03:44:21] think about all of these things right? Whereas
[03:44:23] like Masters players are good at individual
[03:44:25] matchups and they're good
[03:44:27] at understanding what their champions do and they're good
[03:44:29] at understanding how to play macro a bit.
[03:44:31] But they're not thinking about min-maxing
[03:44:33] every aspect of the game and challenger players are
[03:44:36] and that's the difference it's like if you try and play
[03:44:41] a matchup or try to play something being told that like that match up is supposed
[03:44:45] to be played like this
[03:44:46] until you do it and practice it, you're just going to int.
[03:44:50] So just stick to what you're good at and what you can climb with
[03:44:53] And if you want to learn, you can but But like be prepared. Like you need to be open
[03:44:57] To learning.
[03:44:57] Not just picking something
[03:44:58] Because you think it wins.
[03:45:03] Like last game...
[03:45:05] I told you guys right?
[03:45:06] Last game was a really good
[03:45:07] Example of the perfect...
[03:45:08] The literal second that Belveth came bot,
[03:45:11] we broke bot turret.
[03:45:12] Right?
[03:45:13] It was literally like the second she came bot,
[03:45:16] we broke bot turret.
[03:45:16] She spent nine minutes of the game top, right?
[03:45:20] She was like mad.
[03:45:22] And this happens a lot.
[03:45:23] People will spend time in a side of the map that isn't valuable.
[03:45:29] Junglers do this a lot,
[03:45:30] and this is why junglers get hard stuck
[03:45:31] because jungle's not nearly as hard
[03:45:33] of a role as people think it is
[03:45:35] but you as a jungler like jungle players
[03:45:38] will sit there and get mad
[03:45:39] that their team is doing bad
[03:45:41] instead of just play around the person doing well.
[03:45:44] You have two options when you play jungle.
[03:45:47] You can either A,
[03:45:48] get mad that your top lane got solo killed
[03:45:50] and you can't go near your top side because you're getting
[03:45:53] invaded. Or B
[03:45:54] you can play around your bot side
[03:45:59] that's like 2-0
[03:45:59] right? And then if you break your bot side that's like 2-0.
[03:46:01] Right? And then if you break your bot side's turret open,
[03:46:03] say you go bot, you dive, you crack the turret
[03:46:05] open, now you've achieved multiple
[03:46:07] things. You've achieved getting the lane
[03:46:09] broken, which means bot lane can overextend
[03:46:12] and you can get free kills on people overextending.
[03:46:14] B, you have the global gold from your first turret
[03:46:16] to help you snowball. C, all those plates
[03:46:18] like you're inflating an AD carry
[03:46:20] into support, which are very strong in this meta
[03:46:22] to snowball and be able
[03:46:24] to play forward. You also have the idea
[03:46:27] that those two lanes can go help your
[03:46:28] losing lane. Let's say you break
[03:46:30] bot lane at like 10 minutes
[03:46:33] right
[03:46:33] and your top lanes losing your bot lane
[03:46:35] can now walk
[03:46:36] top and now the enemy top laner can't
[03:46:39] push their lead
[03:46:40] nearly as hard as they were before and they can't push that read nearly as hard as they were before.
[03:46:45] And they can't push their read
[03:46:45] nearly as hard
[03:46:45] as they could before
[03:46:47] because now
[03:46:47] what's actually
[03:46:48] going to start occurring
[03:46:49] is that
[03:46:50] they're not
[03:46:53] going to be
[03:46:53] as strong as you because you have all that extra gold from taking
[03:46:55] plates and turrets and things like that, and your 2v1ing
[03:46:57] the top. So now you're rotating at the
[03:46:59] top as a 2v1, you have a lot of kills, you have a lot
[03:47:01] of gold. That player is very unlikely
[03:47:03] to beat you.
[03:47:04] And if the jungler comes top with you,
[03:47:06] now it would be a 3v2 or a 3v3
[03:47:08] with enemy support and you'll still win. Okay. It is one of those.
[03:47:34] Oh, yeah.
[03:47:35] Tristana got changed.
[03:47:36] They made Tristana's changed huh they made tristan's q cost mana
[03:47:42] let's see how it goes. Just only got like slightly nerfed.
[03:48:07] Oh, I have the wrong runes.
[03:48:09] I auto-piloted into Press the Attack instead of...
[03:48:13] Wait. It's actually a pretty big deal.
[03:48:17] That sucks. Oh well, it is what it is.
[03:48:24] I'm just gonna the last game.
[03:48:45] We'll see how it goes!
[03:48:49] Yo, your Q costing 50 mana is kind of kind of crazy
[03:48:55] 30 seconds into a minion spawn
[03:49:00] orders are more like guidelines really yo you guys ready chat for the yordle feeder?
[03:49:12] First one's free. This shit ain't for you it's 50. Minions have spawned.
[03:49:26] Yeah, 50 more mana?
[03:49:28] Yeah but I mean it's not 3!
[03:50:13] That far? a farm so so Man, I wish I had Fleet.
[03:50:16] I'm already sad that I don't have fleet. I would've gotten another bomb tech if I had fleet.
[03:50:22] Precise attack is good for getting kills, but mid you want the sustain from fleet Okay.
[03:50:43] Hmm...
[03:50:47] This is kind of a weird game.
[03:50:54] I kinda wonder if you can use your Q on the wave?
[03:51:03] Hmm... There we go.
[03:51:08] She's gonna hit three right now.
[03:51:11] Okay, huge.
[03:51:13] This is actually really good because the wave's in a great spot now.
[03:51:16] Now she has to overextend
[03:51:18] and the wave's in a really good spot.
[03:51:21] She needs to crash this wave,
[03:51:23] so I'm going to try my best
[03:51:24] to not let her crash the wave.
[03:51:52] Kha'Zix is on that left side of the... here we go Where'd the Ahri go?
[03:51:57] Ahri, where'd you go, bro?
[03:51:58] Oh, shit.
[03:52:01] Kha'Zix is definitely around here. Man, not having fleet is actually ruining me so I got our Boon fighting us huge. hmm I'm just gonna walk at her.
[03:52:53] I'm not going to let her clear this wave for free, because I know kha'zix isn't behind her
[03:52:57] right now
[03:53:04] dude how shitty was that? I barely missed my jump
[03:53:14] If i wanted to jump out of kill there
[03:53:23] Oh If I had a jump, I would have killed her. She's gonna TP. I'm going to push.
[03:53:30] I'm six.
[03:53:34] She has to cover the mid wave.
[03:53:36] Okay,
[03:53:37] I'm gonna go get boots.
[03:53:42] Uh, this guy jumps on me... Oh you stupid fah.
[03:53:46] Hmmmm
[03:53:55] I really wanna get boots here. Ah, I should jump on her but
[03:53:57] I think Kha'Zix is behind her.
[03:53:59] Oh he's in the jungle. Okay. That sucks.
[03:54:02] I wanted to jump in on her
[03:54:03] there but it's hard to tell where Kha'Zix is.
[03:54:15] Okay. I'm just getting HP.
[03:54:16] Okay.
[03:54:19] Oh, Kha'Zix is here?
[03:54:19] Okay. Alright bro bro relax man why am i getting two-manned on repeat Why is everybody so scared to play the game?
[03:54:49] This is actually kind of crazy.
[03:54:53] Why is there bot lane here?
[03:54:58] What the hell? so I
[03:55:37] Get two plates, I don't know if i can get two maybe
[03:55:45] Dude q costing mana sucks
[03:55:50] like i actually feel it
[03:55:58] trist is still broken but i i feel the Q.
[03:56:06] She pinked the ward I put in the middle of the lane.
[03:56:11] That is crazy!
[03:56:17] She just gave me a free 30 gold. I'm going to see you. Hmm.
[03:56:51] I don't know about that one, oh new is literally o and two and i have milio made again what is what is going on how am i 1v3 mid.
[03:57:09] What? What?
[03:57:16] Okay, real talk. How is this allowed? This is actually kind of crazy.
[03:57:30] Like, we have a pretty big lead but...
[03:57:33] The fact this isn't allowed is nuts
[03:57:38] Because my mid or my bot lane is losing to
[03:57:42] The fact boleyn and also losing when I've had Melio mid twice is insane.
[03:57:47] Also, what is this?
[03:58:13] This guy's just staying? What the fuck? I mean, surely the enemy
[03:58:17] bobbling... Surely my team doesn't
[03:58:19] fight that, right?
[03:58:34] ... You think Ahri is gonna go bot here, or she's gonna go mid? Oh, she came in.
[03:58:35] Dude, you know what sucks?
[03:58:36] I would've already solo killed this Ahri twice if I had
[03:58:39] Fleet instead of Prestidigit.
[03:58:42] Not even kidding.
[03:58:43] I actually would have solo killed this guy twice with the
[03:58:44] Fleet.
[03:58:53] Because because like the movement speed you get from fleet is so op what in god's name is this Ahri doing?
[03:59:02] What am I watching? okay Okay.
[03:59:23] Murio is still mid.
[03:59:26] Ahri is still mid, no ulti at one hp
[03:59:37] dude i'm trying my best guys but like this is
[03:59:41] actually kind of crazy What the fuck?
[04:00:06] How does this guy know I'm here?
[04:00:08] I mean,
[04:00:08] I'm just dead.
[04:00:11] How does he know that I'm there?
[04:00:14] That is not warded.
[04:00:16] No, it isn't.
[04:00:20] That's so unlucky.
[04:00:21] I actually don't think he knew.
[04:00:22] I think he was rushing grubs.
[04:00:26] Yeah, that's what it was. It it's my bad i shouldn't have backed here well i should've been lazy he was literally just rushing the grubs from
[04:00:31] uh bot lane going through mid your man I'll get back out there. Weak is such a silly game sometimes. um um i can't really break this mid turret Yo, Kha'Zix is in our jungle bro. Don't go in there. Like this is wild man.
[04:01:59] Look at this! This is wild, man.
[04:02:01] Look at this!
[04:02:05] Like how many times are we gonna have three people mid?
[04:02:08] Hello? Guys... Guys, like what's happening here? I genuinely can't even help my team.
[04:02:35] Like they're just dying before I can do anything!
[04:02:41] I have a huge cs lead mid
[04:03:04] and i've been ganked more than any other lane I don't know. How am i doing the best?
[04:03:13] We just keep trying our best.
[04:03:30] Jesus Christ this is insane though. This is crazy.
[04:03:37] Like how is this allowed?
[04:03:41] Look at this guy!
[04:03:45] Can you put a ward down? Like, dude.
[04:04:04] What is...
[04:04:04] Like, how?
[04:04:07] Okay.
[04:04:23] I mean, I don't get it like... How have I had three of these games today?
[04:04:31] I don't know. I don't know what to do. I've had three games like this today that were unwinnable,
[04:04:35] I played perfect and still lost. like it's it's crazy don't duck
[04:05:24] your tunnel has been destroyed Let me get in there.
[04:05:37] My Kai'Sa just flashed in front of me because I said, do you play the game?
[04:05:43] Man, it kind of sucks. I genuinely would've had fuckin'...
[04:05:51] Like, I genuinely would have had... what's it called uh two kills in lane if i had fleet
[04:05:59] makes me kind of sad Also, I actually do think we can still win but we have to um...
[04:06:25] Because we have two drakes, and the game is like...
[04:06:28] You know.
[04:06:30] Like think about it in terms of this right?
[04:06:32] This is a good way to put this for you guys.
[04:06:34] The enemy has not really taken too many
[04:06:36] actual objectives on the map And they're not good they're just very
[04:06:39] far ahead so if we can get some shutdowns right like if we can get a shutdown or two
[04:06:46] uh we can come back into the game we just, you know, find a way to get a shutdown.
[04:07:21] What? What the fuck am I watching? What is going on here guys? Hello?
[04:08:08] Huh You don't hurt him if you don't hit him. I think sometimes you just get really tested on your mental in solo queue. I mean, the enemy A carry is horrible. He just walked into the turret to tank turret shots. That's fun Okay, that's huge. Not the worst, actually. Believe it or not, not the worst.
[04:08:57] I don't even know if i want ie next
[04:09:01] this guy has a 350 shutdown, I can 100 is- I can actually 1v1 this guy Damn.
[04:09:13] If I had fleets,
[04:09:14] I'd kill him there.
[04:09:24] You know how op fleet is by the way i just want to clarify something you know broken fleet is i have pressed the attack and i said if had fleet, i would have killed him.
[04:09:31] That's how broken that rune is by the way. Not even kidding.
[04:09:43] Because all...
[04:09:43] Like, what I mean by that is the...
[04:09:45] The extra movement speed you get from the fleet
[04:09:47] it's the movement speed
[04:09:49] that I care about, right?
[04:09:50] The movement speed you get from that fucking rune is just disgusting.
[04:10:00] What is going on guys? Why are we playing for fun out in like... what are we doing?
[04:10:10] It's like, what's happening here?
[04:10:17] I don't know what to do here. i mean so hello It It is wild how hard I have to like try in Diamond games.
[04:11:13] I've never had to try this hard in a challenger game in my life
[04:11:19] because the challenger game the game is just over and like
[04:11:39] like a very early part of the game. All right, boys. One is in the chat if you think I can still carry this.
[04:11:41] Two's in the chat if you think it might be cooked. An ally has been slain. rearm
[04:12:05] nice we got the ratp that's actually really good.
[04:12:09] She might walk up! I'm going to go back. so so Jesus Christ. destroyed so I don't know. How'd that guy not die?
[04:13:38] That Kha'Zix.
[04:13:39] The fuck?
[04:13:41] I swear, he had three ultis
[04:13:43] and then he used the last one.
[04:13:45] Damn I thought I had that.
[04:13:48] Wait what's happening?
[04:13:50] Guys just don't die! Don't die!
[04:13:52] I had to leave for 1 second to go push out a wave.
[04:13:56] I'm sorry
[04:14:20] i'm sorry children i left daddy's home don't die um if I can kill Cossacks,
[04:14:21] I can kill the rest of them. Honestly, the hardest part of this is just killing Kha'Zix. wow All right boys, I don't think I can do it.
[04:15:00] I'm sorry to say, but I don't know if I can't do it.
[04:15:20] My frontliner is sitting behind me in the fountain and...
[04:15:24] ...I'm just getting zoned by Kha'Zix himself.
[04:15:28] I tried my best though! Honestly, maybe if I had Fleet,
[04:15:32] I'd win that. Maybe. Like there's a chance
[04:15:36] I would win that game with Fleet but like all four of my teammates lost
[04:15:40] so badly that it was really hard.
[04:15:44] Like, they were
[04:15:45] not good players.
[04:15:58] Like, when I tell you Diamond Masters is harder than Grandmaster and Challenger... I'm not saying that to be delusional.
[04:16:00] I'm saying that because it's true.
[04:16:02] By the way,
[04:16:03] it's not harder
[04:16:07] because the players are
[04:16:08] harder.
[04:16:08] It's harder because like
[04:16:10] you don't get games
[04:16:11] where your new just
[04:16:12] ruins the game at two
[04:16:13] minutes into the game. You don't get games where your new just ruins the game at two minutes into the game
[04:16:14] you don't get games where your bot lane just gives up three minutes under the
[04:16:18] game
[04:16:20] like you don't get those games in high elo
[04:16:24] well you just simply don't.
[04:16:27] In this elo people would rather
[04:16:29] go next because they
[04:16:31] don't play to win.
[04:16:33] The thing about Diamond 1 Masters is that people are good enough to get to this level but they're not
[04:16:37] good enough to climb so they hit this point where they just want to queue up to only for fun in
[04:16:43] the game and there's nothing wrong with doing that, right? Like it's fine
[04:16:46] but the problem is
[04:16:48] they create a negative experience because
[04:16:51] they know that they can't get higher
[04:16:52] so they just want to queue up and just like
[04:16:55] play for fun. But when they do badly in the game, like say they do get outplayed or make a mistake...
[04:17:01] They don't wanna sit in the game anymore because it's no longer fun.
[04:17:05] So they'll make a mistake,
[04:17:08] cause their own game to not be fun because they fucked up.
[04:17:11] Then they get mad
[04:17:12] that people are hostaging them in the game
[04:17:14] and still want to play.
[04:17:15] What they do is run the game down like they softened the game
[04:17:19] so that they so like you are forced to lose as fast
[04:17:23] as possible so that they don't have to sit in a game
[04:17:25] they don't want to play and And that's pretty much the exact
[04:17:29] reason
[04:17:30] Masters is bad, and
[04:17:33] High Diamond Low Masters is bad.
[04:17:36] Because the players
[04:17:37] don't value sitting in the games because they don't want to
[04:17:40] improve. Because they can't
[04:17:42] because it's too hard, like getting from
[04:17:44] Masters higher is too hard
[04:17:45] so they just ruin games and run it down
[04:17:48] and get- They want out of the game asap
[04:17:50] and it feels bad because everybody's affected really negatively by that
[04:17:53] gameplay
[04:17:56] so because they are unwilling to just play safe
[04:17:59] and not die a thousand times, the game
[04:18:01] is over at five minutes in the CLO sometimes
[04:18:03] because they just won't try.
[04:18:08] Like I could have
[04:18:09] played better but I think I played pretty damn well.
[04:18:13] Considering I took the wrong rune and I still managed to like...
[04:18:16] Considering I took the wrong rune,
[04:18:17] I had four people or three people in my lane for half the fucking lane phase.
[04:18:21] I think I did decent decent but that is frustrating as
[04:18:26] and the last game we played was also frustrating
[04:18:29] right like we've actually played every game today I've played well. Every single game.
[04:18:34] The problem is
[04:18:35] you have to just be
[04:18:37] okay mentally with losing games
[04:18:39] that you deserve to win
[04:18:40] and just continue to play well no matter what that's your goal right?
[04:18:46] Your goal is try your best to play well,
[04:18:49] no matter what.
[04:18:51] And you're just going to lose games
[04:18:53] You deserve to win because your team will mentally explode
[04:18:56] it is one of this but the you'll also get into games where the enemy team will mentally
[04:19:01] explode at some points and that that's winner's queue.
[04:19:05] Loser's queue and winner's queue is not real, but what it is, is it's
[04:19:07] essentially
[04:19:11] your teammates' mental
[04:19:13] and your mental combining
[04:19:15] to be
[04:19:16] your teammates will just be the reason you lose sometimes
[04:19:20] and you can't carry, and you have to keep enough mental
[04:19:22] to not be the reason you lose next game.
[04:19:25] That's your goal. because I mean
[04:19:43] it was very obvious that our
[04:19:45] Nunu was trying to lose
[04:19:46] right like he obvious that our Nunu was trying to lose.
[04:19:50] Right? Like, he was very obviously griefing that game.
[04:19:53] He is a Rengar one-trick
[04:19:54] who doesn't play
[04:19:55] Nunu.
[04:19:59] And play Nunu. And everything he was doing
[04:20:01] in the game was toxic.
[04:20:07] Right? So, he didn't want to dodge because
[04:20:09] he got his Rengar banned and he didn't
[04:20:11] want to dodge. So he decided to just
[04:20:13] run it down,
[04:20:15] inting the game because
[04:20:16] he doesn't care, right? It's just... It is what it is.
[04:20:22] I do think once Riot starts
[04:20:24] banning people like this,
[04:20:27] like,
[04:20:27] I think when this...
[04:20:28] Like,
[04:20:28] when Riot starts,
[04:20:29] I don't know when they're going to start doing it but
[04:20:30] when Riot starts banning soft inting
[04:20:32] the game is going to skyrocket in
[04:20:36] quality
[04:20:37] because Riot said they were
[04:20:41] looking into like hardware banning
[04:20:43] soft enters for like two weeks, right?
[04:20:46] The problem with
[04:20:47] doing something like that is you will have people
[04:20:49] that are having bad games who get banned right like it's like
[04:20:53] it's impossible to avoid out of the millions of games that are played every day you'll have
[04:20:59] people who just like die a bunch get banned and then it's like a false positive which sucks that's
[04:21:08] like it sucks ass right like nobody wants to be banned for nothing. But the problem is, I think that
[04:21:16] if you can get like 10 people who are
[04:21:19] soft-bending banned for one that's
[04:21:21] genuinely trying and gets banned,
[04:21:23] that one person can just go make a ticket
[04:21:26] and get unbanned in a day.
[04:21:28] Right?
[04:21:29] Like you can make a ticket
[04:21:29] and just get unbanned.
[04:21:35] Whereas I think the other 10 people It would make the game more positive overall
[04:21:39] Than to just deal with this
[04:21:41] Because I've said this before
[04:21:43] And I'll say it again
[04:21:44] One of the most awful things about playing Wait until you get the moment because I've said this before, and I'll say it again.
[04:21:45] One of the most awful things about playing League at the moment is
[04:21:47] I play this as a job, right?
[04:21:49] Like, I play League of Legends as a job.
[04:21:51] I get paid to play the game. I'm lucky as fuck.
[04:21:53] Okay?
[04:21:55] I can
[04:21:56] spam hundreds of thousands of games
[04:21:58] a year because I'm lucky enough to
[04:22:00] have it as a job.
[04:22:02] If you're not lucky enough to be able
[04:22:04] to do this as a job
[04:22:05] why would you ever use your if you're not lucky enough to be able to do this as a job,
[04:22:07] why would you ever use your free time to play
[04:22:09] a game where you can literally just play
[04:22:11] for three hours, play perfect and lose
[04:22:13] all your games because people are
[04:22:15] trolling?
[04:22:17] That's going to turn you off of this game so fast.
[04:22:23] Right?
[04:22:24] Like, it just will.
[04:22:31] Like, people will not play the game
[04:22:32] if it's not like
[04:22:33] a hardcore player.
[04:22:46] Like, Riot really needs to understand that a lot of their player base just wants to play the game without having one dipshit go 3-13.
[04:22:48] Right? That's all they want.
[04:22:49] People just wanna play...
[04:22:50] Winning and losing doesn't actually matter to a lot of people,
[04:22:53] right? Like, obviously people wanna win,
[04:22:56] right? Like, very obviously,
[04:22:57] people want to win League,
[04:22:59] they want to win, they want to win you know whatever
[04:23:03] like people want to win and improve and all that can get the glory of
[04:23:05] the dopamine yada but i think the number one thing that
[04:23:08] people actually want more than winning is to have fun.
[04:23:11] And I think that the problem is, when you have people doing this...
[04:23:17] He died- he's been inting all day.
[04:23:19] So when you have people like 12,
[04:23:20] 10,
[04:23:20] 13,
[04:23:24] like when they have like this pattern of running it down or whatever,
[04:23:27] I feel like they should get warned and then banned.
[04:23:30] Like you don't need to ban them immediately,
[04:23:32] but give them like a day ban, Like give them a DAY hardware ban.
[04:23:34] They cannot QE for an
[04:23:36] entire day on every one of their accounts.
[04:23:40] Right? And then I promise you when they know that it's possible to be banned.
[04:23:47] All it takes is people knowing that it's possible.
[04:23:51] It's like why laws exist right people will still break the laws
[04:23:55] but how many more laws do you think people would break if the law didn't
[04:23:58] exist It's the same idea.
[04:24:07] As soon as people know that it's possible to be banned for softending,
[04:24:11] they will immediately stop softening
[04:24:12] or it will go way down Okay. And I'm hoping Riot will eventually do it.
[04:24:39] You know?
[04:24:41] Because it does suck!
[04:24:44] It really sucks, but... Because it does suck.
[04:24:49] It really sucks to be like, I totally get why
[04:24:51] casual players don't want to use their time
[04:24:53] on this game. Not really.
[04:24:55] Like obviously a lot of people play League, but I'm saying
[04:24:56] you're missing out on so many
[04:24:59] people who don't play League because
[04:25:01] of how awful it is
[04:25:03] in the time sink. This reminds me of the story.
[04:25:19] What is it? Swain support or Pantheon support?
[04:25:56] I'm assuming to go ahead and do that. one We can actually just kill all these people by the way. Kill them all, go! Or not.
[04:26:07] I'm not going to burn a flash here.
[04:26:09] Why is Pantheon bot
[04:26:14] whatever so I go out there and see it for myself. Hold on, I actually have to focus this game.
[04:26:52] Because
[04:26:52] I want to win this really bad and I am sick and tired of cheese.
[04:26:58] Like actually so sick and tired of cheese.
[04:27:02] This shit's- Cheese is driving me crazy fuck she had electrocute. I didn't check.
[04:27:16] I could have killed her if I
[04:27:20] Barrier'd No.
[04:27:29] But you guys need to
[04:27:30] try to help each other,
[04:27:33] not AFK.
[04:28:38] It seems like the whole world's gone crazy AFK uh no plan to survive contact with me uh niche I never miss, but I happen to know the fire a warning shot at me. Now I'm going to get this money. This is hilarious.
[04:28:59] I mean, unlucky. ah i mean i'm lucky
[04:29:57] it is ross It is Ross. I'm going to try and get the first one. I mean, this is ridiculous.
[04:30:07] Nevermind, Diamond isn't worth arguing with.
[04:30:09] You guys are just......lovey love players.
[04:30:11] Whatever.
[04:31:19] They don't know better, There's nothing to really say. I'll just mute and understand you won to climb. I'll also report Xerath with Picket They, uh... Hardware now. Dispatch by the way. Zerath? He fucked my entire wave.
[04:31:19] I mean,
[04:31:21] I can't really play the game.
[04:31:24] Like we had a freeze and he fucked it. Godlets for show the talent's on me Alright, let's look at this.
[04:31:47] I cannot believe...
[04:31:51] Dude we are getting hit with a lot of fucking shitty games today.
[04:31:56] It's okay.
[04:31:59] You know it happens man. I mean, there's just not much to do.
[04:32:22] Yikes!
[04:32:36] Oh well... yikes oh wow I have not seen a bigger like stomp from support jungle in a long time
[04:33:10] i mean, I can't even walk up. I just have to stand here. I can't walk up.
[04:33:10] I mean,
[04:33:10] I'll just die.
[04:33:16] I genuinely think you should be.
[04:33:16] I mean,
[04:33:17] because he did it,
[04:33:19] it's the intent behind it Brad.
[04:33:20] Think about this.
[04:33:22] If your intent of breaking the freeze is to be toxic
[04:33:23] why would you not get banned?
[04:33:26] Answer me that.
[04:33:28] If you accidentally break a freeze
[04:33:29] because you don't understand,
[04:33:31] that's one thing, right?
[04:33:34] But if your
[04:33:35] intent is to be toxic
[04:33:37] with what you are doing,
[04:33:42] why would you not want somebody to be punished for that?
[04:33:46] Do you not think that that is a fair punishment, to ban someone from playing the game completely on every account if they're choosing to do this
[04:33:54] are we saying that it's okay to ruin the game for other people
[04:33:58] because you're bored and you feel like just hitting your buttons?
[04:34:02] I don't agree.
[04:34:06] I disagree with that completely.
[04:34:24] I think we need to take a stricter stance on people throwing.
[04:34:31] Oh, I don't think anything actually will happen either but...
[04:34:59] ...I definitely think it should is it's crazy because this game should have been free actually like the enemy team is not very good we just can't do anything
[04:35:02] because we're so put back
[04:35:03] like
[04:35:03] the enemy nidalee just lived in our boss side jungle and
[04:35:06] nobody did anything to help our jungler the pantheon five man invaded level one
[04:35:13] are arderarius lost lane
[04:35:16] against the Pantheon
[04:35:19] who used his summoners level 1
[04:35:21] and invaded level 1.
[04:35:25] And this guy still managed to be losing lane to that it does not make
[04:35:29] sense that is wild what I mean it is what it is.
[04:35:37] We can just go next at 15.
[04:35:45] Not much we can do about it. We're just being griefed. Hmm, that is what it is.
[04:36:12] Ha! I hate the word steal.
[04:36:21] I prefer liberate or so so I'm going to try and get the most out of this. is a lucky shot so I'm going to go ahead and do that. so so party adventure so an enemy is legendary Your turret has been destroyed.
[04:38:38] Yeah, I totally have one of those.
[04:38:46] Your turret has been destroyed.
[04:39:22] I rarely know what I'm in my element fighting evil shutdown your twitter has been destroyed So, so so I'm going to try and get the kill. gone crazy right on schedule oh I didn't even vote by the way.
[04:40:40] Like, legit?
[04:40:41] I didn't even vote, man! bad so so so so uh best when the world hmm hmm slain an enemy
[04:42:26] i mean i can't really help bot side right now
[04:42:47] it's not much I can do. Dude, I'm not gonna lie though.
[04:42:48] In my like literally in like my last 400-500 games
[04:42:50] I think the games
[04:42:52] that we've gotten into
[04:42:53] in the past two days have been worse than the
[04:42:56] games I played in the last 500 games.
[04:42:59] Like I think we're just in like, the biggest pot of trash?
[04:43:04] Of unlucky RNG
[04:43:05] Like I don't even think it's like, it's gotta be pure
[04:43:09] unlucky RNG to get these games over and over again
[04:43:13] Time out everyone! games over and over again it's kind of crazy so
[04:43:35] true explorers follow the
[04:43:37] The golf is your show, now it's all me
[04:44:02] Ancient well we got our first item in 19 minutes let's go Can we kill this guy? I don't even know. i think they're going to try and do Baron on spawn.
[04:44:29] Yeah, they're definitely gonna try to burn on spawn Damn.
[04:45:27] I'm just trying to clear mid wave. so so Oh! Okay, the Cyan ult from hell. Okay, Mauszzle down. Ow.
[04:45:53] That was a really fun game. so That game shows you more than anything though how broken the jungle role is
[04:46:31] that nidalee pretty much took over the game by herself 1v5.
[04:46:58] I'll support them. That's crazy though.
[04:47:02] Wait, this guy streaming himself? Running it down in a 1v0 lane?
[04:47:06] That's crazy.
[04:47:15] How did Darius lose top lane?
[04:47:23] I want to go see how
[04:47:23] Darius lost top.
[04:47:24] I'm kind of curious
[04:47:25] because he wasn't laning
[04:47:27] versus anyone
[04:47:28] for the first minute
[04:47:29] of the game
[04:47:30] like legitimately a full minute for the first minute of the game.
[04:47:34] Like, legitimately, a full minute, he was just standing there farming minions.
[04:47:40] ... like what happens So Darius is slow pushing the wave. I mean, that's fine. huh I don't know. How does he not just kill the Pantheon right now?
[04:48:40] Or how does he not force Pant Flash?
[04:48:44] Why doesn't he just walk up and flash QW the Pantheon?
[04:48:56] Like, how is Pantheon allowed to zone him off a wave?
[04:48:59] This is disgusting. My level 2 Darius
[04:49:03] Is running away from the level 1 Pantheon
[04:49:05] And the Pantheon has Q.
[04:49:10] What?
[04:49:14] This is insane!
[04:49:17] He's being zoned level 1
[04:49:18] versus level 2.
[04:49:22] Yes!
[04:52:04] Yes! so..... okay.. I really want a real support. so Okay. I feel so bad for anybody who unironically is trying to improve on the AD Carry role in low elo.
[04:52:08] Like, I'm not even kidding.
[04:52:09] I feel so bad for anybody trying to improve on the AD role in this elo.
[04:52:13] This is like...
[04:52:17] You have to literally deal with like Zerath's support.
[04:52:20] Fwaye's support.
[04:52:22] Then you have to deal with your team pretty much running
[04:52:24] it down the whole game.
[04:52:27] Right? So
[04:52:28] it's like, the team runs it down on you before the game starts.
[04:52:32] Then you have to deal with twice supports
[04:52:33] and zero supports, random
[04:52:35] other shits.
[04:52:37] Like, god damn!
[04:52:41] Diamond Masters
[04:52:42] is literally
[04:52:43] like,
[04:52:44] I unironically
[04:52:45] would rather
[04:52:47] stick my dick
[04:52:47] in a blender
[04:52:48] at this point.
[04:52:48] This is crazy.
[04:52:54] Like, I would not wish this elo i would not wish games in the silo on my worst enemy
[04:52:58] this is this is insane. Well, I'm just gonna pick Zeri because...
[04:53:16] Zeri's one of the few champs that like...
[04:53:19] You can carry on Zeri no matter what.
[04:53:21] Like if your support's bad, you can carry pretty hard on this champ
[04:53:24] if you just farm 10 CS a minute.
[04:53:28] Zarya is like, unironically, one of the best
[04:53:30] 1v2 champs
[04:53:32] for bot lane because you just kind of...
[04:53:35] You can just kind of like allow the game to...
[04:53:48] I mean, league players are pretty bad until you get the Challenger, sure.
[04:53:50] But
[04:53:50] I don't think them being bad is the issue, right?
[04:53:53] Because it's like... I know I'm better
[04:53:56] than this elo. I perform every game
[04:53:58] The issue isn't that. The issue is
[04:54:02] you have to pull
[04:54:04] really heavy teammates over the finish line when they don't want to like
[04:54:08] Like they don't want to be pulled over the finish line and you have to pull them over the finish line
[04:54:12] Like that's what kind of sucks
[04:54:23] Yeah Sucks. Like they won't play with you
[04:54:25] even if like, you're doing well like they just't play with you even if like you're doing well
[04:54:28] like they just don't want to play the game unless they look if they do bad early
[04:54:33] that's i think what sucks Thanks. okay
[04:54:54] i mean i'm just gonna let him kill me if we're not going to play level 2, I'm not gonna...
[04:55:01] I'll be real. I don't have the patience to just play safe like... so uh Like, just play to get level 2 bro.
[04:55:36] So easy.
[04:55:37] Not a hard thing to do. Like, what are we doing?
[04:55:46] Use spells.
[04:55:47] I'm so confused.
[04:55:53] Like... I don't know, man. Whatever.
[04:55:55] It is what it is. I give up.
[04:56:07] Like, I can't keep mental this game. What are you doing?
[04:56:10] Nah, that's 15. Lightning in a gun? Like this game 100%% is going to be my fault. I can't keep Mental.
[04:56:40] 100%, this one's on me.
[04:56:45] My Mental's doomed. my mental seems leave others behind so I'm going to to farm 10 CS a minute this game I'm going to try put in a lot of effort here.
[04:58:07] I'm just gonna wait for it to crash so so okay okay whatever whatever consistent
[04:59:37] i'm sad.
[04:59:45] If I duo-queued with a good support, I would be Grandmaster in a week. Like you don't have any idea how easy it'd be.
[04:59:49] But I don't want a duo. uh so Done. so I'm going to go back and get the down from a fight bless that woman
[05:00:56] well this is fun I don't care enough, bro.
[05:01:20] You're very clearly just autopiloted not trying to win the game, tabbed out watching Netflix doing whatever...I don't care
[05:01:31] i've been sweating every game in the co for the past six hours my brain hurts is so It is what it is. so so uh so Thanks for watching! Okay. Okay, well...
[05:03:36] I don't really do anything here.
[05:03:38] We just stand.
[05:03:40] Can't walk up to the wave. so so uh man Shut down. I'm going to try and get the turret. nice job, bro Cool Go! so Oh well. oh well
[05:06:09] GG Oh, wow. Shut down. oh wow um so uh Man! I mean, that will forfeit but it is what it is. so so Oh, wow. has been destroyed your turn so so so so okay
[05:09:21] i mean my hey my way is trying to take my farm so so so I'm going to try and get the last one. okay It is really hard to stay hyped about games like this guys.
[05:10:34] But we do our best. so so so so so so so so I'm going to go ahead and do that. so huh Yeah, I mean my mid's down 100 CS. My jungle is down 40, I'm 1-9. I don't know why we're i'm one in nine
[05:12:57] i don't know why we're not forfeiting but it is what it is
[05:13:06] like this is My missons. I'm going to try and get the kill. break so oh wait i forgot so so An ally has been slain.
[05:14:53] I think we're done. so Yeah, I feel like I'm going to would be really fucking insane. I mean honestly it's just the fact that we...the support trolled the early four levels, and then
[05:15:37] we got dove by Echo like
[05:15:41] four times.
[05:15:45] I kind of backed off
[05:15:46] and just sacked our whole turret, but I just didn't have it in there. I'm going to try, shoot the bad guys. Easy enough!
[05:16:18] Alien healing spree... My mid has 88 CS, the enemy mid has 200. It is 210 CS to 88 in the mid lane, by the way. so Oh, I tried. so oh Oh, well. Cool.
[05:17:46] Glad I got to play that game.
[05:17:49] I for sure don't have cancer.
[05:19:04] Hmm. Damn. What a fun game. so And I just really enjoy playing the game. Okay. There's no value in picking any supports right now that are not Nautilus, Braum, Leona or Enchanters. If you're picking mages in the current meta, you're trolling.
[05:19:07] Mages have never been worse as support champs at the moment.
[05:19:11] They are unironically the worst possible supports you can pick.
[05:19:17] There's times and places for support mage champs,
[05:19:22] at the moment they are literally just a selfish pick
[05:19:23] because you don't feel like playing
[05:19:24] a real champion.
[05:19:28] That's it.
[05:19:29] That's all it is
[05:25:49] oh well.. We go again. again................. Well, maybe this game will go better. Okay.. okay.. you so so Welcome to Summoner's raid in school might die here let's make sure we go down Minions have spawned. Quick feed quick trigger Okay. so I don't think my Lulu wants to hit them. so so I'm low.
[05:27:17] Not broken yet, but just keep it that way.
[05:28:59] I'm on my way. Can't be bad. so so okay so so I'm going to go ahead and do that. okay uh so so
[05:29:22] really bro Really, bro? Man, I lost vision. Dammit. If I had vision, I would have been out to get us. I've got to be faster! I don't even know what is going on with this Viego, man.
[05:29:58] Dude is just sitting bot lane, like what are we doing? okay No? No problem. I'm going to try and get the first one. uh oh enemy ah ah
[05:31:29] my wave man just push the wave Ah, whatever.
[05:31:41] By the way, they're never going to be perfect this game!
[05:31:43] They're just going to be fucked the whole game! Damn! Bro, you guys have no idea how annoying it is to watch my waves get fucked time and time
[05:32:02] again.
[05:32:03] Big as Lulu's chasing kills.
[05:32:06] God, that's so fucking annoying. later Oh my god.
[05:32:33] I'm losing my fucking life,
[05:32:35] man.
[05:32:39] Yo! You have item, but like I have four CS a game because you're bad best thing i can do is fight
[05:33:09] whatever i mean i don't know what to say.
[05:33:12] He's just a bad player.
[05:33:15] People don't understand the value of actual important things
[05:33:18] when they play supports in this elo.
[05:33:21] At least he's playing Lulu. Don't worry, we're getting ganked again.
[05:33:39] This is fucking crazy. Like what is happening man? Like
[05:33:58] I can't play the game.
[05:34:26] This is insane! dude i'm gonna lose my fucking minds
[05:34:28] what the fuck, man? Like it's just fucking constant
[05:34:32] fucking dives and shit on me.
[05:34:36] ... so so dude so Like, what are you doing man? hold on What is going on? so like what the uh um I mean, I'm gonna be real man. understand so Like what the fuck man? Like yeah, what is happening here this is insane
[05:37:24] like dude What are you right now?
[05:37:59] Oh, man. you're so little drastic so so I mean, I don't know what to say. Like, what are you people doing?
[05:39:14] What is happening so Dude, what are you people doing Like I...
[05:40:01] I don't know what to say. I'm not sure if that's the same thing as a Oh. oh my god wow Like, what am I watching? um so There is no way these people are playing this game to win What the fuck? so uh Uninvitable What the fuck.
[05:42:25] I don't know.
[05:42:26] I'll be real quick. I don't know.
[05:42:28] I'll be real, I don't have words.
[05:42:32] TheWuWu is not the worst player in terms of mechanics
[05:42:36] I like how the WuW at least like commits with me when
[05:42:40] we fight that's that's pretty good right like the blue is actually committing to
[05:42:44] fights and which is really nice so we can just 2v5 them. so Damn.
[05:43:18] Nice try! If I had ult mana, I think we win at the start of that. so uh fight the way so so so so so so Damn.
[05:45:16] I was hoping we could play up a bit there
[05:45:19] we could have done baron but i wanted to limit tests
[05:45:23] i mean i'm just straight up on the testing at this point i'm just trying to have fun.
[05:45:33] Like, high key I'm just trying to
[05:45:34] have some fun
[05:45:34] because
[05:45:35] I don't think this game
[05:45:37] is going to
[05:45:38] end soon I don't think this game is gonna...
[05:45:41] end soon.
[05:45:44] We should just probably do Baron and win.
[05:48:35] What? But my Jax is giving up 600 gold. Like, don't do that. Thanks for watching! so please so so so Shut down. uh I'm only level 13 man levels are so weird I am level 13 as Zeri with 15 kills. you've got so No, they're all 1 HP I cancelled one
[05:48:38] Alright, I fucked up one auto
[05:48:40] I hit the Vlad when I meant to hit the Diego
[05:49:00] Oh Like I hit the Vlad instead of the Viego with my passive, or like my actual auto attack not my cue that shit sucked. Oh well, it's one of those
[05:49:24] I Wait, they have so much MR. Or magic damage.
[05:49:29] I should probably
[05:49:30] not get
[05:49:31] MR actually. I should just get more doms whenever you have a an enchanter and you're this
[05:49:37] fed it's just so much better to not get defensive because her shield right like if i get doms
[05:49:42] and i'm just like doing true damage to them or whatever...
[05:49:45] Her shield pretty much gives me free...
[05:49:48] Like, I'll one-shot them without the danger of dying.
[05:51:19] They're like a camera! so hmm so um so hmm so I Could have killed that guy actually.
[05:51:22] I'm just being stupid.
[05:51:28] I'm bored out of my fucking mind right now.
[05:51:32] What should I get next?
[05:51:37] Uh, I mean I can get shield bow, I can get...
[05:51:41] Shield Bow gives me crit, which is
[05:51:43] nice actually.
[05:51:45] Dom's gives me a lot of damage.
[05:51:46] Shieldbow gives me a lot of damage.
[05:51:48] I'm going to go shield though.
[05:52:07] Like they have base armors and shit, but I think this shield was better. Nobody on their team has a single ounce of extra actual armor.
[05:52:14] Except for LeBlanc. Enemy has been slain.
[05:52:17] Slain...
[05:52:20] Enemy double kill! Enemy has been slain I'm going to try and get the first one. I belong here.
[05:52:49] Your turret has been destroyed. No! so okay Damn. damn
[05:54:15] i mean i should like in a perfect world wait for lulu but i'm just bored Thank you for watching! so Thank you. I mean, the game was still pretty bad.
[05:54:17] Like I said,
[05:54:19] I had more fun in this game though.
[05:54:20] Overall,
[05:54:23] the game quality is still really fucking bad in this elo
[05:54:23] I got chat restricted
[05:54:26] rep
[05:54:27] you've been chat restricted for 5 games
[05:54:31] I did type a lot like two games ago i get it Trevor Sturgeon is like a buff to me though, if I'm being honest.
[05:54:49] Because if i can't type it's like a huge buff.
[05:55:02] That sucks.
[05:55:28] Okay. Cool. cool terry's pretty fun, though. Not gonna lie.
[05:55:30] I mean, I'm not playing five ranked games right now.
[05:55:33] I'll play those another
[05:55:34] time.
[05:55:37] I want to play the new mode,
[05:55:39] the swarm thing. Let's play Swarm.
[05:55:56] Okay. We'll give it a try. I haven't actually played it yet.
[05:56:02] Dude, why does my client break every five seconds?
[05:56:05] Does anybody else have this issue with the client
[05:56:06] where it just breaks all the time.
[05:56:17] Like, I have to literally try and log in six different fucking times before it logs me in.
[05:56:24] Did I play the new set? I've only played two games.
[05:56:28] I wanna test that out a bit. Swarm.
[05:57:03] Alright, let's see what swarm is.
[05:57:05] Let's check this out.
[05:57:10] Wait,
[05:57:11] what? What is happening?
[05:57:14] Why are these locked?
[05:57:18] The fuck?
[05:58:11] Okay. Dear God, what is happening?. It says queue times are going to very long. It was 30 seconds!
[05:58:15] What do these people think long is?
[05:58:21] Okay, how do I play?
[05:58:23] What am I doing?
[05:58:29] Wait.
[05:58:37] Do I just automatically shoot? Like, what's happening?
[05:58:41] How do I shoot? How do I activate it? What's happening here?
[05:58:55] What's my goal? i don't understand Okay. okay
[05:59:21] whoa oh this is interesting.
[05:59:47] So I can't shoot it whenever I want! It's on a timer
[05:59:51] of when it shoots.
[05:59:54] That's so crazy.
[05:59:56] Wait, what are these blue orbs? Okay. so so Oh, so I've just been trolling and not picking up the orbs. Okay, I'm stupid. so so Okay, what the fuck is that? so so How do I heal?
[06:01:45] There has got to be a way to heal.
[06:01:48] There's no way there's not
[06:02:25] So so Like, there has to be some form of healing. Wait, I can change? Oh my god.
[06:02:29] I didn't know i could use abilities so Oh Excuse me Oh, excuse me?
[06:03:09] Uh, excuse me. What the fuck is happening here?
[06:03:18] ... Uh...
[06:03:20] Can I get out?
[06:03:25] Excuse fucking me, I don't...
[06:03:27] Did I hit the wall? Like, I don't...
[06:03:35] ... okay i'm just dead. When do I get more fucking healing?
[06:04:11] Oh my god if I knew that I had to go to the middle so so so so so so Wait. wait press c what do you mean press c Wait, I just saw a healing thing.
[06:05:57] Okay, I'm dead. Wait, I saw a healing thing...
[06:06:02] To my left! I should've grabbed that. Okay.
[06:06:19] Did I not win?
[06:06:31] Is it
[06:06:32] not infinite?
[06:07:08] Okay. Okay. Why is this lagging?
[06:07:11] Hello?
[06:07:16] Guys, I can't upgrade shit. It's lagging.
[06:07:21] I'm being fucking nerfed.
[06:07:26] Riot is nerfing my ability to play this game.
[06:07:29] Hello? Hello?
[06:07:34] Hello?! Well, it's broken.
[06:07:36] Okay. All right, guys.
[06:07:46] I'm not going to be able
[06:07:46] to... I can't upgrade yet. I'm assuming this is easier with more people right
[06:08:15] like if you have four people this is probably easy as fuck
[06:08:39] like i cannot imagine this is hard with four people without like... I mean, the problem with using The C button is it'll automatically
[06:08:41] Hit the closest target
[06:08:42] But like what if you don't want to hit
[06:08:45] The closest target
[06:08:49] right like what if i what if i wanna like
[06:08:53] you see how it like swaps and i have to like hit these guys or whatever so so
[06:09:25] how long does the heal recharge? Okay.
[06:09:43] Wait.
[06:09:52] Whatever this ability is that I just got Is insane
[06:09:53] Okay so Okay, I see why it was so hard last time.
[06:10:24] Because I didn't know that you are supposed to get the XP?
[06:10:31] You want to know why it was so hard?
[06:10:36] Because I didn't get any XP until like three minutes into the fucking game is there a max level so so Oh, yeah.
[06:11:29] This is way easier when you buy XP
[06:11:31] or when you pick up the XP.
[06:11:34] It's not even close!
[06:11:56] They just get deleted. Look at this! Okay, using the auto-shoot is good once you like
[06:11:59] i bet the auto shoots like decent once you have like some
[06:12:03] some levels
[06:12:08] like once you get some levels going it's not that bad. Uh-oh. Uh oh. Oh, we're doing this again huh? so So do I have to kill a set number of these guys to get out or am i just stuck in here for like
[06:13:04] a set duration What do you mean, you can walk out of the circle?
[06:13:19] When you're trolling so so so so so so so So what's the cooldown of the, um...
[06:14:55] The heal. so so Okay, things are starting to get a little scary. so so
[06:16:01] dude the goal okay this is starting to get a little bit scary.
[06:16:06] How important is armor? Am I gonna start getting fucking hit hard at the end of this game so so It's kind of fun. Oh! Oh, I get it. so
[06:17:25] when do i get the heal up again?
[06:17:32] WHEN DO I GET MY HEAL UP?! so so so so so What the fuck
[06:18:52] oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. so What the fuck is this? So so so oh my god so okay somebody tell me what are the purple things so so Uh oh, I'm in a pickle so I think I'm fucked. Yep.
[06:21:37] Fuck!
[06:21:39] This is hard!
[06:21:42] Well, I think there's a strategy.
[06:21:44] I think I'm not doing the strategy.
[06:21:46] Let me think.
[06:21:49] There's got to be
[06:21:49] the strat of just go around
[06:21:51] the outside.
[06:21:54] Right?
[06:22:03] Yeah. right like the shred has got to be just going around the outside of the whole thing on repeat.
[06:22:17] Is this supposed to... Am I just really bad? I feel like I'm not doing anything wrong.
[06:22:21] Am I supposed to have upgrades, is that why this is hard or what like is it easier once i buy upgrades Okay, let's try Leona.
[06:22:48] Let's do Leona.
[06:22:49] Leona sounds kind of fun.
[06:23:15] Okay.. Upgrade something? I'm saving my gold. There's gotta be something more useful than these trash things
[06:23:23] there has to be
[06:23:27] that's how the game gets you it's like hey upgrade
[06:23:30] these dog shit things and then it's like here hey upgrade these dog shit things.
[06:23:31] And then it's like here have a giant upgrade but oh you have to farm for it.
[06:23:35] Nah.
[06:23:38] Okay well what does Leona do?
[06:23:42] What the...
[06:23:49] What is this absolutely horrendous ability? so so so so Oh, Leona can tank more hits.
[06:24:55] Like Jinx was not able to take damage Leona can tank more hits.
[06:24:59] Jinx was not able to take hits at all.
[06:25:10] What is static sword? Oh my!
[06:25:11] What was that?! so so so so so Okay, so ability haste increases my abilities. It's pretty straightforward, I think, right?
[06:26:24] Increases the abilities... Okay.
[06:26:35] Oh, big guy!
[06:26:39] So Big Guy spawns at 2 minutes it looks like So does it tell me where the extra HP is? Or like, the little things or do I have to walk around the map looking for them?
[06:27:00] Because you know there's like the heal in the middle, right?
[06:27:04] But what about the other little other heals that are around the map? I'm just gonna use this. I don't want to be at half HP right now, man. Oh, the E gives me a shield! so I see. okay Okay, well Leona is way harder than Jinx.
[06:28:25] I think
[06:28:34] I didn't know I had a shield and an
[06:28:35] ulti and I wasted my ults
[06:28:37] I wasted my ults and shields.
[06:28:45] Ah, okay. Let's try Seraphine.
[06:28:49] I haven't seen Seraphine yet. Oh, I see. So the cost goes up as you upgrade stuff.
[06:29:07] So you do want to upgrade stuff and then you have to save for my...
[06:29:11] Okay, I see.
[06:29:41] I get it. I get it i get it okay so Hmm. What a weird game!
[06:29:43] It's kind of fun though All right, let's see what Seraphine does.
[06:29:59] Sounds like a wave of sound damaging enemies. Not bad.
[06:30:09] So surfing is like a wave...
[06:30:13] so you wanna line them up a bit
[06:31:01] yeah like that. so What? Damage is needed by enemies. Scaling with your max health.
[06:31:06] This seems like it can either be really good or really bad.
[06:31:17] Like, if you're a Leona or some Right? I feel like it would be pretty good.
[06:31:29] Oh! I can speed and shield myself! so so so Oh
[06:32:24] What Excuse me what
[06:32:26] excuse me
[06:34:34] what Can somebody explain to me why Seraphine's ult is the most broken thing I think I've ever seen? scene. so so so so so so so so I'm going to try the strategy where we just go a lot of like stats so so so I feel like the battle bunny guns feel pretty good.
[06:35:32] Because they just do damage. uh whoa
[06:35:55] what the is going on? Dude, it's actually kind of hard to get to your XP.
[06:36:16] You gotta like do the loops.
[06:36:18] Uh-oh.
[06:36:22] Time to use
[06:36:22] the ult.
[06:37:53] Okay. so Is upgrading haste actually good? so so so so so so oh my god. so so Bro what the fuck so so I'm dead. No, I'm not dead! few more seconds so do i have to kill these boss guys i'm assuming i do What the fuck? oh so Holding C is kind of cheating.
[06:40:51] Or approaching C feels kinda like cheating, but...
[06:40:55] It's definitely interesting
[06:40:58] okay let's see if we can go kill the bosses so so so So How many dogs the coggles is kind of funny not gonna lie so What the fuck is that? Why am I being...
[06:42:18] Fuck you.
[06:42:55] Yeah, that's not balanced by the way Welcome to the League of drayden
[06:43:01] oh this can't be good
[06:43:13] oh i'm dead. Oh my god. Goodbye everyone. goodbye everyone boom
[06:44:06] yeah like that's just disgusting though so Yo, Shinny! Thank you so much for the sub man. I appreciate it. Welcome back. So what's my last ability gonna be
[06:44:59] i feel like we need a little bit of knockback Walk back. so so Okay, Serapine feels like one of the easier ones to do. Like a thousand percent Wait, I take it back.
[06:45:20] Guys,
[06:45:20] I was joking.
[06:46:49] Okay. guys i was joking so Bro, what is happening? so so so What the fuck? fuck
[06:47:03] i mean i'm just dead!
[06:47:29] What the fuck is this?! Wait, it saved me! what happens
[06:48:12] oh i'm gonna! Like a boss fight. so so Okay, I'm just dead. Wait...can I clutch? so Fuck.
[06:48:40] Okay, there has to be a way to heal.
[06:48:44] I need to get out of whatever the fuck area i'm in right now Okay. what? Like there's nowhere to hide!
[06:49:12] What do you mean?! so No
[06:49:32] Yeah, I understand
[06:49:34] I have to hit the thing in the middle
[06:49:37] I'm not stupid
[06:49:38] I understand
[06:49:39] How do you proceed i get there
[06:49:46] let me just walk through all the garbage Okay. It's insane! Oh my god! Alright, let's try
[06:50:35] Lowy. What the fuck is the laui?
[06:50:55] Okay, let's see.
[06:51:02] Dude!
[06:51:05] There's no way.
[06:51:11] Hold on.
[06:51:13] There's no way. Okay. Way.
[06:51:35] That, uh... uh
[06:51:37] what is go-
[06:51:45] Wait, do I place tentacles?... Interesting. so What does he do?
[06:52:18] Oh, he just like like slammed the tentacles okay so so so so so Yeah, no. We not doing this shit.
[06:53:40] We're playing a tank?
[06:53:41] We're going tank! so so Holy shit, tentacle pawns.
[06:54:17] Holy mother of tentacle porn.
[06:54:25] ... Get him, Tackles.
[06:54:32] Get him, Tackles. I mean, this one's a lot more funny
[06:54:42] because you just walk around.
[06:54:46] I don't know what
[06:54:47] this looks like to me
[06:54:48] when you're playing Illaoi. You just walk in circles
[06:54:55] And my tentacles do the work for me right like i don't have to do anything so It is interesting.
[06:55:26] The problem though, if you walk away from the tentacles, you're kind of just like tank them so so uh-oh we got the wave of little fucking things.
[06:56:38] Oh, those things just die!
[06:56:41] Okay, so
[06:56:42] this little circle just fuckin' evaporates
[06:56:44] these- okay.
[06:56:50] ... just fucking evaporates these. Okay. Well, I mean, this is
[06:56:51] broken. Like, this is
[06:56:53] just... I'm gonna be real. This is
[06:56:55] not fair. What does this mean? Does it mean the higher HP I have,
[06:57:14] the more damage it does? And is this the higher HP regen
[06:57:17] that I have, the more damage it does so I mean this is just...
[06:57:51] I feel like I'm cheating.
[06:57:56] This has got to be
[06:57:57] what Tyler1 feels like
[06:57:58] when he plays a Laowhi top.
[06:58:04] Right? he literally just afks and just gets to freely win I always read chat. How do I kill bosses with the tentacles though? huh so so so so so so Okay, I am like a straight up tank.
[07:00:01] I have like a bunch of max HP and health regen
[07:00:07] Yeah, I'm just straight up like full tank.
[07:01:03] I'm not standing in there. so so so Oh, the healing fountain's ready? Oh cool. Glad I'm near
[07:01:07] the healing fountain for like that's sick.
[07:01:11] Okay, so we're gonna go glad i'm near the healing fountain for like that's sick so Bro, I feel like I'm in walking simulator.
[07:01:43] Like when you play a Laoi it feels like you're literally in walking sim. so so so so Oh, we gotta get some XP boys. Let's go pick up some XP. so How do you guys enjoy my strategy of...
[07:03:11] Your base stats?
[07:03:15] How do you guys like
[07:03:17] my pure base stat
[07:03:19] strategy of out-tank the fucking...
[07:03:21] ...
[07:03:23] ...
[07:03:25] ...
[07:03:27] ...
[07:03:29] ...... so so so Okay, we have max radiant field. old You know what fuck it oh okay okay okay Okay, okay.
[07:05:01] I do feel like I'm gonna need to go heal soon. Maybe not.
[07:05:10] Maybe I'm actually fine. so I'm him!
[07:05:34] This is what we call aura.
[07:05:38] Chat, if you're ever wondering what we call aura...
[07:05:40] Uh yeah this is it. so Oh yeah! um so Oh Oh uh oh okay my aura is getting kind of so So all of my damage, armor, max health and health regenerate are all maxed.
[07:07:30] Enemies killed within the zone explode?
[07:07:49] What? Boys, I need to go get to the heal.
[07:07:54] We need to heal. We need to heal. what was that demonic nami wave hello Uh, excuse me?
[07:08:29] Guys?
[07:08:30] Uh, guys!
[07:08:32] I'm just gonna die.
[07:08:36] Survive this!
[07:08:39] What do you mean?. How do you even survive that?
[07:09:14] Hell fucking low.
[07:09:22] That's insane.
[07:09:32] Okay, increasing projectiles
[07:09:36] fired by projectile weapons
[07:09:38] seems really
[07:09:40] broken.
[07:12:17] Like this like this seems insane so...... oh my gosh... gold mf boards what do you mean? Oh, there it is. Increased generation of Misfortunes Battle Bunny Boons.
[07:12:19] I don't know what the fuck that means, man.
[07:12:38] .... I mean, this is hard.
[07:12:39] What are you trying again?
[07:12:41] I'm gonna get some water.
[07:12:43] This shit's... It's like kind of fun
[07:12:44] but it's also kind of hard.
[07:12:45] I feel like it's just
[07:12:46] nearly impossible solo.
[07:12:49] It probably gets a lot easier when you have
[07:12:51] co-op people.. Okay. okay. All right, sorry. I'm back.
[07:13:52] I had to make a really quick sandwich.
[07:13:56] Okay.
[07:13:58] I'm back.
[07:14:00] Let's play a league...
[07:14:01] Or let's play Swarm.
[07:14:14] Dude, the Alawi one was hilarious but at the end
[07:14:16] I was just tanking and
[07:14:18] I had full tank stats
[07:14:19] and I still died.
[07:14:22] Like,
[07:14:22] I don't know how I'm supposed to like
[07:14:24] survive that.
[07:14:30] Like it doesn't seem survivable. so so so okay oh my god The hardest part of the game is getting back to your XP.
[07:15:50] Oh, haste affects my minigun! I didn't know that.
[07:15:56] Okay.
[07:16:20] Okay. okay Yumi quest spawning? The fuck does that mean? Let's go see!
[07:16:28] ... Okay, we're here.
[07:16:37] What is the Yumi quest? me quests Oh, here it is.
[07:16:57] Destroy the vases?
[07:16:58] Oh they're on the mini-map.
[07:17:05] Okay. That doesn't seem too hard. What is this? so
[07:17:43] deal up to 30 more damage this antenna means pick me up seems good so so Wait, why can't I pick stuff up? Did that thing I got just making me unable to get anything am i just like what's happening
[07:18:46] hello hello Hello? Hello?
[07:18:50] Hello?
[07:18:54] Oh!
[07:18:55] Oh, God.
[07:19:01] What is this?
[07:19:08] What is duration? Oh my god, I'm... oh my god i'm well oh my god
[07:19:17] okay so i know what that does from now on
[07:19:27] you just go farm as much as you can and it collects them all at once
[07:20:04] that's actually insane so Oh, it's permanent. So I can't pick it up at all.
[07:20:06] Oh jeez.
[07:20:08] Okay so I can't pick him up at all right now.
[07:20:09] It's perma.
[07:20:12] Okay. Okay. okay So it must just be on intervals. so so I don't How do I pick stuff up now?
[07:21:21] I would like to have some levels now.
[07:21:23] Thank you.
[07:21:27] Okay. Holy fuck.
[07:21:38] Okay, I'm just okay
[07:21:45] Okay can you
[07:22:59] What is happening? so Why am I shooting fucking rainbows? uh so so Wait, I gotta get to the bottom? Because that's where the Yumi quest is.
[07:23:34] But how the fuck do i get to the bottom without dying. okay i'm at the yumi quests Roll the balls into The gold area
[07:23:35] Oh no this is, this is...
[07:23:37] Okay, this is awful.
[07:23:42] Oh no.
[07:23:58] Okay. I mean, you guys knew I had to go glass cannon.
[07:24:15] ... Okay, I'm vomiting rainbows. Uh... okay.
[07:24:17] What? What is happening? so. so What's on my head? so I'm not gonna lie though, I was not this OP last time I played this.
[07:25:39] What is that?
[07:25:40] Oh!
[07:25:47] Wait, when do I get all of my XP and shit?
[07:25:53] Okay.
[07:25:54] There has to be a way to just pick the XP up.
[07:25:56] Is there a button?
[07:25:59] Should I have red?
[07:26:20] ... so Oh, we got it all.
[07:26:25] What the fuck is this is cheating.
[07:26:50] Surely this is just cheating.
[07:26:55] Like I unlocked
[07:26:55] some sort of cheat.
[07:26:58] Riot saw that I lost five times in a row, and they felt really bad for me. so because this is the easiest it has been in
[07:27:29] the last five runs so so. so It happens every 60 seconds? Why is it not happening right now?
[07:28:47] Oh, there it is. You're right!
[07:28:51] Oh man... Okay, hold on.
[07:28:55] ... Okay, hold on.
[07:29:03] Creates a storm around targeted enemy that deals damage for duration? Okay.
[07:29:09] Whoa! Whoa. Okay.
[07:29:24] What is happening?
[07:29:28] Okay. What is happening? Let's do the Yumi quest.
[07:29:44] Everyone must reach the destination within time.
[07:29:48] Okay.
[07:29:53] That was really easy!
[07:30:03] Gain 100 ultimate haste.
[07:30:06] I mean, these two suck! Holy shit my ult's got a 30 second cooldown. Is this PBE? No, we're in live.
[07:30:38] Swarm is live! It's kinda cool. I think I unlocked some sort of cheat code because the first time I played,
[07:30:50] I was not this strong. I think my computer is going to explode. so so so What's the highest level you can get to? Does it have a cap so so I feel like at this point, I don't even have to play the game. so so I think i'm level capped at 30. so so maybe i'm not so Dude, there are so many particles going on I lost my fucking mouse. Oh my god after after going 0-5 we got a first victory. You can get levels in this game?
[07:34:44] What the fuck Okay. I'm not reading that.. Cool. Do I have a new...
[07:35:21] Wait, how do I do this? Defeat Briar
[07:35:23] on the outskirts.
[07:35:57] Okay.. That looks easier. That was the first level. I was just struggling with the first level. So, Let's try Leona.
[07:36:23] We'll do this level with Leona and see if it's better..... You
[07:37:51] What? Okay.
[07:37:59] What the fuck is this? Oh, shit! Yumi bot.
[07:38:05] What?
[07:38:13] What is this?
[07:38:23] What is area size? Is that just my... um Oh, it increases the size of my ability. i mean we might as well just picks up my XP for for me it's great i feel like i want radiant field with leona so so uh I mean, that wasn't very hard.
[07:40:25] Oh, there's more levels.
[07:40:36] What is duration?
[07:41:28] I don't know. what is duration so Okay, I'm kind of dying. Oh my fucking god.
[07:41:53] Oh my god, fuck playing melee champs. God damn it! so
[07:41:55] bro what the fuck?
[07:42:01] Oh my god.
[07:42:01] I'm gonna die. Where is a heal? I'm dead.
[07:42:25] God damn it!. I think the Yumi is bad.
[07:42:56] Yumi bot seems bad,
[07:42:58] I don't want that. Okay. so All right. what's that thing on the map up there so
[07:43:58] what is that yes so Shield slam?
[07:44:29] Oh, it just gives me an upgrade for the shield slam. Okay.
[07:44:39] What is this?
[07:45:43] Requires a fuel cell... what?! cell what so Haste makes my shield punch more often, I assume. Oh, this shit spawned across the map huh? Why did we spawn across the map, dude? so oh this is fun! so so so so so so so Oh my god. bro so Oh thank god. Oh I so so so so so so Oh my god. This is so much harder than jinx was
[07:50:00] oh my so so so so so so so Come the fuck on.
[07:51:39] What the hell What the fuck?
[07:51:59] I'm just bad. Nah, this is ridiculous.
[07:52:21] What? Like, who plays Leona for fun
[07:52:37] Like what kind of
[07:52:39] Psychopath
[07:52:40] Ridiculous human being
[07:52:43] Plays this
[07:52:44] Like what human being plays this like what okay No, that's impossible. That's actually just like...
[07:53:17] It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense.
[07:53:18] It doesn't make sense.. so so so so. so Am I supposed to just stand here with a laui?
[07:54:51] Is that how this works?
[07:54:53] You just give a stand so What does projectile count do for me? Number of projectiles fired?
[07:55:27] But I'm not firing projectiles with Oali.
[07:55:31] I should not have gotten projectile.
[07:55:35] Yeah, like I'm not firing so I mean, this is just what it feels like to be Tyler1 playing top lane.
[07:56:00] Your champion just stands here and does everything for you.
[07:56:20] Okay. And then I can pick an even more AFK champ. Like, I can pick a yumi bot and just have like even more afk
[07:56:28] what am I doing?
[07:57:00] Am I literally just moving the yarn? so wait this is oh my okay I'm huge. But how am i dying so so I need to find some HP.
[07:58:12] Okay, sincerely though, how do I not, like... Get H to, like...
[07:58:17] ...
[07:58:19] ...
[07:58:21] ...
[07:58:23] ...
[07:58:25] ...... Like, what the hell?
[07:58:40] Like, I can't kite them. They just kill me.
[07:58:45] What the fuck? Jinx will be too easy. I want to experiment with the late game of all of these other
[07:59:10] characters.
[08:00:01] ..... so I gain two health regen for each tentacle. Okay, so am I supposed to... so projectiles increase...
[08:00:31] my spawn tentacles with alts so. Okay.
[08:01:10] So when you use
[08:01:11] her Tentacle Slam...
[08:01:16] So
[08:01:16] her Tentacle Slam automatically puts a tentacle down.
[08:01:22] Okay...
[08:01:28] What does haste increase?
[08:01:31] Everything.
[08:02:12] Okay, so so I feel like I need Health Regen.
[08:02:40] Wait, I need to go Yumi. Okay.
[08:02:43] Catch the red dot.
[08:02:45] Wow, that was hard.
[08:02:48] What? Oh! so so How did I almost just die?
[08:03:27] Excuse me, how did I almost just die? Excuse me, how did I just almost die instantly? so What did I just get?
[08:03:58] What the hell was that? so Bro, no fucking way. There's just no way
[08:04:37] So Like, why am I not healing? so so No, no, no, this is cheating.
[08:05:31] I don't know what i'm watching right now but this is not fair!
[08:05:39] Nah, fuck you dude. Okay, what the fuck is this?
[08:06:03] Is it the core? I don't know. okay
[08:06:15] we're in the cannon's arms?
[08:06:18] Oh, does it just help me?
[08:06:21] Aw sweet.
[08:06:24] I really needed that. That's... so Okay. Wait, duration seems good.
[08:07:05] Does duration upgrade my duration of my tentacles. so Dude, it's these fucking ranged guys by the way.
[08:08:25] Like it's these stupid fucking ranged guys that are killing me. so Okay, here we go. Wait, we're max ability hastes. Oh my god, there's a lot of tentacles holy holy so Oh my god, there's a Yuumi?
[08:09:42] But I can't leave my tentacles without dying right now.
[08:09:48] Like, I swear if I leave my tentacle at the moment, I'm just gonna die.
[08:10:24] Fuck it, we ball. What the fuck is this?
[08:10:28] Oh my god. Oh my god. wait gain health whenever you're getting gold wait that works with my other thing so so Why am I getting fucking knocked up? Stop it.
[08:11:24] Okay, that's it we're just fighting. Why am I getting fucking knocked up? Stop it.
[08:11:30] Okay, that's it we're just fighting wait
[08:11:37] What the fuck!
[08:11:52] Dude, it knocked me into- and I just ulted
[08:11:53] ah
[08:11:56] oh ah so i just altered man that's That's bullshit! Dude, Alawi is so annoying. so Oh my god, we gotta start over.
[08:13:31] So wait what are Illaoi's best stats i assume it's like duration Go to different build? Oh.
[08:14:40] I mean, i guess i could so so so so A Yumi quest is spawning.
[08:14:41] Okay.
[08:14:45] Let's walk to the Yumi quests.
[08:15:17] Okay. the yumi quests so Catch the red laser. Nah.
[08:15:19] Nah, fuck you dude okay so so so Wait, I shouldn't be going area size should I?
[08:16:19] Area size is probably only good if I want to do the like aoe spell right
[08:16:33] but i think we're gonna do a different build so Help! HELP! HOLY FUCK!
[08:16:56] I'm gonna die!
[08:16:57] I'm gonna die!
[08:16:58] I'm gonna die!
[08:16:59] I'm gonna die!
[08:17:00] I'm gonna die!
[08:17:01] I'm gonna die!
[08:17:02] I'm gonna die!
[08:17:03] I'm gonna die!
[08:17:04] I'm gonna die!
[08:17:05] I'm gonna die!
[08:17:06] I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! Help!
[08:17:10] Holy fuck, help! Oh so so um Fucking Mega Bunny Blast! bunny blast so so How close do I have to be, by the way? For my tentacles
[08:18:46] to give me the extra regen.
[08:18:50] Am I within a decent amount here where'm standing? Am I chillin'? Do I need to be in their asshole?
[08:18:59] I don't fuckin' know. so so so so
[08:19:44] help me so Dude, these projectiles! so So I need to go all the way down to the bottom for Yumi. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. What the fuck? No!
[08:21:26] There's no way There's too many enemies
[08:21:28] and I don't actually kill them
[08:21:32] What the fuck?. Dude, Alawi doesn't do anything.
[08:22:00] No, Alawi sucks. I'm going Jinx.
[08:22:13] Like,
[08:22:13] allow me is not fun.
[08:22:16] I can't do it. I can't do it.
[08:22:18] It's OP.
[08:22:24] I'm raging!
[08:22:26] I'm rage- rage picking Jinx.
[08:22:28] That's right, boys.
[08:23:24] Thank you for watching!.. so wings is trying to tell me melee takes more skill than ranged. Okay. i feel like he's just incorrect all right i want to see what this bunny blast thing is.
[08:23:56] Oh, it just does the little orbital shots.
[08:23:58] Okay.
[08:24:17] The little orbital shots are kind of cool though. I didn't know you could upgrade XP.
[08:24:21] So now we're going to level up way faster?
[08:24:23] That's kind of crazy actually though. Oh, there's a Yumi thing already. Oh, we're doing the yarn boys
[08:25:19] so both these are haste area size crit.
[08:25:27] Wait, that's kinda cool! So you get uh...... so okay so you get the the explosions are bigger so so so all righty boys it's time to game so so so i feel like i'm a pretty high level
[08:27:35] for this part?
[08:27:37] Oh, we have XP maxed. Oh my god!
[08:27:45] ... What do we want to upgrade next?
[08:27:54] Can crit?
[08:27:55] Oh, we can get crit.
[08:27:56] I guess one of our stats because that crit is good for the other thing too I'm too lazy to aim.
[08:28:20] I'm just gonna have it auto-aim for me. so so so Oh, I am made of paper. so so so oh my god. so so Which one is better?
[08:30:39] I don't know what the Vortex Glove is.
[08:30:41] I've gotten it a few times, but I don't know
[08:30:42] what it actually does.
[08:33:16] Okay. We gotta get down to Yumi. so oh my god Fuck off! Oh my god! so bro i wanted to go to yumi but i don't know if i can so oh we got the laser so so Oh my fucking god. Was that three bosses at once by the way? Is that what that was?
[08:33:25] Holy shit!
[08:35:52] By the way, I only went Yuumi because I'm lazy and i don't want to have to pick up all the orbs so so so What in the absolute fuck is actually happening here so Guys, I'm having some issues. so so so so Okay, I think...
[08:36:20] Holy fuck. Okay, get, okay.
[08:36:22] We need to get excited?
[08:36:24] There it is. Okay. so so so Okay, I'm not gonna lie. Getting these cards is broken.
[08:37:13] Do you get one of these every time you kill a...
[08:37:16] Do you guys- do you get one of these cards every time you kill like a big guy on the
[08:37:20] map?
[08:37:21] Is that what that is?
[08:38:27] So so so so so wait what is this? Full build plus 25.
[08:42:46] What does that mean? so so so so so so so so so so so so Okay. I gotta kill Briar. so so so so so Dude, what the fuck? so you mean hp No way!
[08:42:48] Dude.
[08:42:50] Oh my god.
[08:42:52] I just can't move.
[08:43:22] I'm just and eleven. I'm 1-11. Oh, I see what I did wrong.
[08:43:39] I didn't actually upgrade any of the abilities to their evolved ability except for this. Okay, I see.
[08:43:46] I get it.
[08:43:47] Okay. Okay.
[08:43:53] So, I needed to upgrade my other abilities more.
[08:44:03] Okay... Okay. Dude, that was so
[08:44:04] insanely close.
[08:44:14] I think if you evolve all of your abilities the bosses just die
[08:44:20] if all my abilities were evolved, I'd probably win that. But only having one evolved ability? That didn't feel great..... All right, guys.
[08:45:22] I think I'm going to call it.
[08:45:27] Did a nine-hour stream.
[08:45:29] Not too bad.
[08:45:30] Not too bad.
[08:45:31] I'm gonna go make some dinner.
[08:45:34] Thank you guys so much for watching.
[08:45:35] I appreciate it, dudes.
[08:45:42] You guys are awesome.
[08:45:45] Yeah!
[08:45:47] Appreciate you guys.
[08:45:48] Today's league games were miserable.
[08:45:52] I don't really have anything else to say about it. They were miserable, and they were awful.
[08:45:57] It is what it is.
[08:45:57] We didn't even play bad, but
[08:45:59] you can't win them all.
[08:46:03] Hopefully tomorrow's a bit better.
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