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. you so so Welcome back. Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Who needs reasons?
Thirty seconds until we need you. reasons so Minions have spawned.
Now where was I? You, freaking Havoc.
... so so uh You think I'm crazy? You should see my face.
I actually think we would have killed the Leona. i'm not uh Yeah. I'm trying to care. so so hmm if that maokai had actually used any Summoner at all, we would have killed everybody there.
Like if he would've just flashed Ignite and...
We'd actually just kill them all because if he snares that guy and ignites the Leona under the turret, she insta-dies.
I don't know why he didn't use anything. oh part of the plan i just made up Yeah, I mean that wasn't very good. We have to go Samira. Like we don't have a choice. and if I mean, you can just kill her.
Like what? Just...yeah, just kill her.
She can't...like. What you gonna do?
There ya go!
Jesus Christ
The diamond players are really uh
Ha ha Holy Oh my god.
Dude, they are
beyond lost at this elo.
Holy shit! so okay so so so so so okay so There is no fucking way
I missed my W there.
God damn it.
She went behind me on accident when i w'd
i should have w as the i should auto mirror oh it's my first game of
day give me a break
whatever break whatever samara's so bad she just praying i up and walking a bit Ha ha ha! Whatever, let's just start shooting.
An enemy has been saved.
An ally has been slain. An ally
has been slain.
Hold on! so This is not a dive, by the way. Because Leona's gonna be here in a second Thanks for watching! so so so so so no so Why is this Gragas allergic to using spells?
Oh my god, he's the worst player I've ever seen.
Like actually the worst player I've ever seen
holy fuck he's bad You should be my sister.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie playing in Diamond you realize just how garbage junglers mids and supports are? so I mean, I can't really do much here. Just gotta go back.
I mean, okay, I guess...
Nice ulti, retardin'. I mean, I'm just gonna get dove. I can't play this.
Well, this sucks.
Come on... I sincerely don't think getting grubs is worth giving up this many plates by the
way yeah I mean it's just not worth.
We're just giving up free bot tower because he wanted to go get grubs.
Yeah, I mean...whatever.
Support death.
Can't do much about it. 2kp to 9.
It's always the support death. death I'm going to try and get the first one. so so so uh uh is people do this so um we can stay so We got a TP. I mean, we have to give this Drake because we're playing for Rift.
Ooh, it's not okay... It's not know how to work proper so It's 15 minutes.
It's time to watch the fiesta begin. so I should be mid,
but somebody had to come top.
Like, I don't want to lose this for free?
I really do wanna go mid though.
This is so scary, me being up here. I told you guys, the fiesta begins at uh
14 minutes in the game there's always a
fiesta six scrubs i should be able to get this
I mean there's no way I can help you guys. Like this is the worst fight I've ever seen.
Like holy fuck guys what are you doing? Shut down.
Like we just- I'm just getting the turret and getting out.
I have no idea what the fuck they're doing. so so so so you should see my sister so so these players really don't play to like snowball they just want afk farm I mean, we can take the turret but not if they're doing that. Holy fuck.
Did you come by? Mr Yasuo, there's farm to be had bro!
Oh nah, you just gotta fight madden It's funny because me and Samira actually have the same items.
Like, we're almost as strong as each other.
It's close.
But I just... my team is just fighting on repeat
In like spots that really favor Samara
And now we're not getting wards and spots. We need wards in either.
Like look at this, just come mid. so so No no joke though it is crazy how like dumb players are in sila like they'll tunnel vision on like the wrong thing and then they'll get mad
over the wrong thing and then they'll get mad over
the wrong thing
we can win this fight just go in Like, what am I watching? Why did we go bot? Why are we chasing aatrox bot
this is what i mean it's like why are we trying to catch that guy bobbing Oh, God. They're actually retarded.
Zug-zug perma split, zug-zug perma fucker! retarded ZUG ZUG PERMA
SPLIT ZUG ZUG PERMA FIGHT ZUG
Yeah if you can't get diamond in league, your actually
horrible. I'm saying like i'm sorry
I know that's gonna make a lot of people sad or pissed, but
dude, these players are
so bad that
I genuinely don't think...
These are the people that you would give
the answers to the test and they would still fail.
No like legitimately did you just see that? Mike Ragus whiffed his R on a guy who was slowed. seriously like this is crazy you guys how do you go one and six and two and eight on gregas and
maokai your champions are broken!
Yeah, it's a bot canyon when the enemy mid top and jungle have all of their kills for sure This is why you mute in solo queue, by the way. Because genuinely everybody below Challenger is mentally retarded.
Every single human.
Like none of them are good.
You aren't good.
You're mentally retarded too.
When you're like, oh that's not me.
It is.
It is you.
Everybody below Challenger
is actually retarded.
You are terrible players.
Like absolutely garbage
horrible players.
Like you just run in circles and have no idea how to play the game. So don't rage at your teammates. Just play the fucking game.
Because then you get people like Gragas who are down five levels
one and six and blaming their team because they think it's like
not their faults
it's disgusting Thanks for watching! so so I'm going to try and get the first one. so so so so I mean, this is crazy how fucking much more this Aesol does than this fucking Yasuo
whatever it's Uh, whatever. It's just a jungle mid support diff.
My top didn't even do that bad! He just didn't know what to do after main.
So always jungle mid support diff.
Wow, The also mechanics are insane, bro. Why are we tunnel vision the Leona?
Are you guys actually stupid? so........ Like, I don't care about like you doing badly when I'm on a smurf man.
He's like, play it on your main! No that's-
Dude, I don't care about you doing badly when you're playing when I'm on a smurf.
What's annoying is when you're typing and playing badly like just focus on yourself
because like straight up like unless you are in grandmaster challenger
you're retarded so just focus on yourself and improve that way
but you're actually if you're not in grand master chow well you have no idea how league works
so you typing and bitching And moaning the whole game
Is so fucking annoying
And you're never gonna improve whatever i don't care anymore let him be retarded
you guys know by this point how i feel about diamond players Diamond players. so.................................. you you... what are we against this game by the way?
What the fuck's happening here?
Am I Malachi?
Am I Malachi?
Ignite Kled?
TP Mord? Oh my goodness. okay wait my chat is frozen I had to refresh. Okay....
. We're done.
How you doing, man? Okay.. Why can I not get into the game?
I swear man One's for what's in front of me, one's for what's chasing.
Welcome to Summoner's rift.
Thirty seconds until minion scourge. It's me guys, Geronimo.
And this is for you boys.
Oh, you can't even see it.
Well fuck! That's annoying.
We want to play really aggro early against this lane, because it's Maokai.
Maokai only has very few ways of actually fighting until level 2.
Well, he can W if he has it but...
It doesn't do that much if you just kill him after you just ignore him and hit the mf
see we just take a trade and now we just walk up.
Now, we can just hit MF.
And bada-bing, bada-boom! We win the lane.
That's why playing super far up early is like super important when you're playing something like a Russian.
I'm gonna try and Q-snipe the MF with my q There's not really much I can do here. I could back actually and just go get...
Oh, that's not good. I suck man!
I need to turn off auto attack oh i'm dead actually straight up yeah i'm just done
maybe actually or maybe i'm not dead
why would that guy do that?
Okay, I'm gonna be real. I don't know what the fuck i just watched but that was some like horrid gameplay zed didn't even go in on the one hp guy why didn't he just kill him?
Why is he even there if he's not gonna fight?
Yeah, see
When I tell you that like
If you're below a certain elo You suck It's not because I'm trying to be
mean it's because like if you look at these games like do you think what Zed just did
was cost efficient at all? No he just lost two full waves mid to go
for a roam that he did nothing on
where he basically watched his
team die in front of him,
didn't use SOMs to go in,
didn't try and fight. He could have just pushed two waves recalled
and had tempo on mid and then even though zed or even though kled got the roam off
he could have been stronger but he didn't do that
and now he's behind me but he didn't do that
and now he's behind mid because he tried to counter roam the zen
i did need to turn off auto attack. When I got W'd under the turret,
I was actually okay with getting W'd.
The thing is...
If you get snared or CC'd, it automatically turns on your auto attack for some reason.
It's just part of how the game is coded at first.
So you have to turn off that feature in like the settings so so seems so much death i don't even notice it anymore so so
we're getting roamed on by Kled again.
I mean, we have to go forward there because we can't go backward. That's why like you see how Melio tried to run?
He should've just stayed with me. because he was going to die regardless right?
So he should've just stayed with me during that time, because if you're gonna die
regardless, you always just take the...
You take the trade kill.
What is my brand doing?
Hmmmm... This guy also doesn't play Melio.
I can tell just because of
the way he's using his spells to help me trade.
Because every time I dash forward, he's like using his spells to help me trade because every time i dash forward he's using his uh he's using a shield after i trade What the fuck?
I mean, oh yeah.
He also had heal.
Where's my heal, bro?
Oh!
I don't know, man.
I feel like...
Whatever.
This guy freezes the wave but doesn't heal. Hello?
What am I watching? this enemy has been slain Let's go back, dude.
God.
Like, we can win, but I don't trust him to use his fucking heal.
Like actually... we could actually just 2v2 these guys,
But like i said, I really don't trust him to use his fucking hill man He does need to go back though, he's too well
issue on manna There's no way that this clan wins games doing this right so I mean, my brain is Hmm.
I mean, my Brand died without using his R.
The enemy Kled has 37 CS......and he's just sitting by me. 47 CS.
And he's just sitting bot the whole time and my Zed is too stupid to take the turret.
Dude, this is not real ELO.
Like if you are playing in Diamond I cannot stress
this enough. You actively
don't even think about League.
I could coach anybody to the Sealo
If you have like
actual brain damage, I can coach you
to the Sealo. I'm not even kidding
Brain tumor? I can coach you to diamonds.
You can barely hold a controller? I can coach you to diamonds.
Can't use mouse keyboard? i can coach you to diamonds so whatever has been saved I don't want to fight him just because he might have barrier and I wasn't
tracking if you had barrier or not cuz we he has barrier he gets
barrier baby
there's no barrier i could one tap him before he can kill me but
yeah it's more of like too scary you know I'm not only supposed to grieve when the thing you mourn comes back. so nothing is painful as seeing something good Hmm, that guy's just clearing wards by himself it seems. Oh my god.
Holy shit, guys! What is going on boys? I'm getting dove while my Melio's top for no reason.
Like, what are we doing?
What are you up there for?
Nah, I mean... This is boring. I'm just waiting... we doing? What are you up there for?
Nah, I mean, this is boring. I'm just waiting
a few hours and then I'm going to go in my
master's account. Diamond
is like if you really want to just
have brain damage and you want to just like have brain damage,
and you wanna understand how much smarter
than the average human being in the world.
You play Diamond MMR
Like what is my Melio doing?
A little bit of the brain damage or what?
What are we doing, buddy?
Yeah, this Melio probably was that kid who sat
in the back of the class sniffing
glue and eating rocks
like unironically like i would use a glue sniffer this is disgusting
come bombing for once.
Like, I don't... Okay, whatever.
If he doesn't come
bottom, it's gonna AFK until we Forfeit.
Like, I can't be bothered to like
Be trolled today in low elo
Cause this isn't fun, right?
Like it's
Like Diamond games to me aren't fun
Like I don't enjoy playing with retards
It's genuinely not fun To play with retards. Like, it's genuinely not fun
to play with retarded players for me.
I mean, my brand just
missed all of his spells.
Like, he of his spells like he literally just whipped a point blank spell Yeah, if we don't forfeit I'm just gonna go stand in the bush. Like it hurts my balls playing with players this retarded. an ally has been slain There's no value on me playing tryharding on a smurf in low elo when everybody has mental damage. this please my allies
an ally has been slain
guys just forfeit please dear god So
Your toilet has been destroyed.
Masters players have the biggest egos,
but Diamond players
have the most brain damage.
Like, unironically,
Plat and Emerald players
are better than Diamond players players they just don't play
as much so so so It's a trip in the air. Enemy double kill.
Enemy triple kill.
You can call it a second game, but I'm glad you mentioned it.
Okay. ready I'm going to go ahead and kill him. Your inhibitor has been destroyed. Your turret has been destroyed. Let's crack the open door. An enemy has been slain. so so So, Thank god Thank you for hitting yes At least the retards hit yes. I appreciate it guys, thank you. Get the snakey.... I'm worried that
I want to grief this game because I hate these players. oh Hey, what's up man?........ Silence. Okay........ you you......... I mean, I don't care bro.
I'm just gonna play completely super ultra mega aggro 1v9
for fun mode no safety, no nothing. Super limit test
Like I can't keep dealing with my supports picking the most
shit on the planet i say what can you pick a real support he goes you must be fun to the league
of draven like i, I don't know man
the actual like brain damage
coming off of players
and diamonds
but why are you
playing jungle?
Why are we playing
support if we want to play
sedge?
Just play jungle
but you're retarded
you're actually a literal retard it's disgusting
yo thank you for the reset, Plags. I appreciate Summoner's Rift!
He is literally...
Like, he plays normal supports
he just chooses
not to play support this game
I don't know man
we're against
an 80% win rate jungler
and we have
an auto-filled
Kha'Zix
who mains top
so our jungler
is auto-filled
versus 80% win rates
and I have a sedge support first time So our jungler is autofilled versus 80% win rates.
And I have a sedge support first time.
Whatever, man.
I'm just going to try my best.
But you know what?
If we start losing,
I'm just going to half K.
I don't give a fuck. Like, these people are just not human.
Okay. These people are just not human. so so Oh, a plan! Yeah. I totally have one of those. I'm gonna go get him.
I'll be right back.
Oh, a plan!
Yeah. I totally have one. uh Like, when does Sejuani do anything?
Like genuinely though.
Like look at this. Go in!
On the guy! He has no flash!
Are we retarded?
Go in.
Wow, you did it! Oh! Like, this guy cannot be a human.
I dodged literally every single one of his attacks. this guy cannot be a human.
I dodged literally every spell
twice,
right? My
full HP Flash Ignite
Sejuani
is standing behind me against the double 30% no flash bot lane being an absolute fucking retard.
I don't care if you suck, but like...
You queued up to play League right?
Play the fuckin' game retard! But like, you queued up to play League right?
Play the fucking game retard!
Goddamn!
Why would you go in now like what leads
you to believe we win that or follow the compass in their hearts Thanks for watching! Yeah, I'm not going bot again.
Yeah that's not happening and I don't give a fuck.
Actually, I can go bot if he wants to. I'm just gonna go mid.
Playing with the guy who didn't queue up to try his best is not worth my time.
So I'm gonna go do something that I think's fun.
He's first-timing Sedge in my game, so like...
...I'm going to do something that i think is fun
we'll try and the new strat. ah close so Oh no, the diamond action is mad at me. Bro, I'm not gonna just...
I'm gonna play the game the way I wanna play the game
because our Sejuani,
I literally nicely asked
why are we playing not...
Can you play a real support?
He goes...
Walks in Sedge and then
tells me that I am boring
at parties or some shit.
So it's like, dude, I mean...
Ben completely
fucks up the lane phase after i like sit in the game
so you know what's i'm still gonna try and win like i said but we're gonna do it in a way where
like i don't have to be around this is juani. We're gonna find another alternative way to win.
Ah! ah kindred op my death has been greatly exaggerated Last time I was in Shurima,
I decoded some glyphs.
Something about Jackal Head, End of Times, that usual.
I just wanted this ruby scarab to be right on my mantle Thanks for watching! okay Huh! Wasn't a miss. What's up? Near hit.
Marvel at that! so so I never miss, but I have been known to fire a warning shot or two. That was like a curve. yeah Alright guys, don't miss me too much.
What a sad buy I'm going to try and get the kill. don't be surprised killing something's impossible then it's still possible I
the past and sell them to the highest bidder.
Does that make me a criminal?
Yo, Waller!
Welcome to The league of draven
yo thank you for the 57 man welcome back
appreciate it a lot dude I'm going to try and get the best of both worlds. so
rampage age I'm going to go ahead and do that. Feels like the whole world's gone crazy. Right on schedule.
Gawk at this!
Unstoppable
Shut down
Jaro Lightbecker never gives up, he learned that from me
Enemy double kill He learned that from me. Thank you for watching! uh You were swinging hammer An enemy has been slain. so i won't say anything uh uh Sweet. uh sounds dangerous i'm in uh um so so uh has been destroyed so Your turret has been destroyed.
There's no such thing as a lucky shot.
Don't worry, I'm not a magic artifact police wait are you so follow the compass Wow.
That guy was gaming.
Mike, wowzers! That was some gaming right there.
Holy!
Okay. I'm always open to new ideas. so relax so No plan survives first contact with me. me uh here Your team has destroyed a turret. And the enemy has been slain.
Your turret has been destroyed.
All part of the adventure! Shut down. Don't continue the fight without me!
Shut down.
Enemy rampage.
Marvelous attack!
Your team has destroyed our inhibitors. uh I need to get this way to get an assist.
Like, I need to die right now
to the Kindred, right? And I need way
to get an assist so her gold
resets. So we can
kill her for full gold.
Okay. So we can kill her for full gold.
Nice, nice, nice! Now he's worth full gold again.
Because he was only worth 100 before. Nice. Your team has destroyed a turret. I'm going to try and get the bomb. uh Yeah, siss and kills refresh gold That's some gauntlet my cannon That might actually be the worst kindred i've ever seen
but i have been known to fire a warning shot or two holy Okay. huh uh feels like the whole world so destroyed is What am I watching?
What is going on in this game? This is a wild one.
There! huh uh so is so any has been I mean, I... now steel This reminds me of discovering the spirit tube electric so uh How am I getting 2v1'd and the homies are still losing?
What on? I don't get it. like what you people are weird.
I mean, I guess Gwen was kinda backdooring them a bit...
But still. They really hate me in Shurima.
Dude, you know by the way that... get cooked when I'm
the highest level on our team you know we just cooked it on the highest level on our team yeah now so uh so so ancient magic
bro this is not a fight by the way.
Oh my god guys you are idiots!
What are you guys doing?
I mean, yeah. You guys are chill
i can't get harlem
like they have baron you guys don't have to do anything. oh is a boring uh yeah
yeah so uh It's funny how hard it is for them, my team to end the game. Focus tank more.
Well, you are
the only person in front of me
so yeah
I mean...
...I'm confused. What the...? i'm getting flamed for hitting the guy standing two feet in front of me.
I got my Kha'Zix that's like trying to steal my CS.
Like, what are you doing bro?
Like I- like what are you doing bro
like i know we're not like egoing right now as i'm the only human being on the team so which um my boots are not uh oh so um um Wait, it's just scary. yeah so Now! Yeah!
Oh!
Yeah!
The enemy has been slain.
A ally has been slain
pretty scary because like uh i mean he's got four items so he does a lot of
damage regardless of like kda I mean, I don't know what I'm watching.
You guys got it like... Wait, we can't just leave the waves here. What am I watching guys?
Alright guys, go! Jesus Christ they're so bad like all
that it was not chase to do Baron there.
But like their small brain thinks that they need to do Baron
Oh, Never met a problem like being blasted away with magic. Like, oh we must chase these two down to do Baron- it's not- I mean you don't have to.
You get to chill. Okay. If I don't know the rules, then how can I be breaking them?
Well, you might as well just go and sleep.
God, get this!
I'm ready! it
no way to predict the twists and turns ahead that's why i wing it
this is a really funny game.
Like, when TP bot...
For some reason so uh Nothing stops me, except for Shurima and Parasite. This is the doozy of a game.
Wait, my mid laner has no armor pen.
Oh man I think you want to get some armor pen MrAction. action like i barely hurt this one bro uh so so so Okay, I mean...
I guess we lose.
I couldn't really do anything!
I don't do any damage to the front of the horn and our Gwen was split pushing for no reason.
I mean they're just bad players.
Like it is what it is.
Yeah.... Why did this guy not build armor pen?
I should add him and tell him that he's retarded.
Maybe he'll learn how to build some armor pen on a champion that's designed to do AD.
That's wild, because the
enemy team had probably...
I mean, look at his damage!
He had 18 kills and he did half my damage. That's sad. so so.................... It's not about Ornn being too strong late game. That had nothing to do with it, he just built pure armor and we couldn't kill him.
Like, I was the only damage.. I said, I mean,
I already told you guys I don't really care about losing on this account.
It's not a big deal to me.
I'm just vibing. so............. Hold on, I'll be right back............... Oh!. Is Gathering Storm good on AD carries?
Yeah, Gathering Storm is good.
Right now a lot of AD carry players Yeah, Gathering Storm's good.
Right now a lot of AD carry players are going
either Boots Biscuits
or for like the gold
allocation or they're going
Biscuits, Jack of Trades
because it's free stats.
But
it really just depends. Gathering is good though, especially if you're in the lower elos gathering super
good........ I'm trying to figure out if I want to play a league
right now.
Like, I'm gonna be real man. League is
like... Like playing in Diamond
is just not- I'm not having any fun
playing in the CLO. These players just fight and do random shit,
but when you play AD carry,
you can't fight and do random shit?
I don't know.
I'm going to take a leak
and I'll figure it out.
Maybe I'll just play some mid and just join the fiesta Okay.. you you... Thank you. would i ever take futures market doesn't even exist anymore. okay Okay..... you yeah there are things like
whenever you buy a full item it just gives you
fucking gold back.
It's not that good.
It's not that good. It's not bad, but it's just not as good
as the other runes in the tree
so there is no point taking it. so Okay. no yeah you don't get a discount on the item you just get a what's it called?
Yeah, the item is not discounted.
It's just like a refund.
You get an ultimate gold when you buy it,
which is kind of shitty because then it's just
like...
It gives you an investment towards your second item,
but it doesn't give you... It doesn't give you like any value until
like two three items so it's like you're basically just down a rune for half the game.
It's the same reason people don't take gathering and
absolute focus very much at
the moment, it's because you're just like, it's too OP to be
like if you take a rune
that has value in the first 10 minutes of
game, it's infinitely better
to help you snowball the game than it is to take
a rune that has value at 40 minutes because you don't
you guaranteed are going to play the first 10
but you're not guaranteed to get to the like 40 minute mark so it's okay
that's like the trade-off dude i was looking at all
the stuff
yeah looking at all the stuff.
The new TFT
stuff, it's really weird.. Ascendant charms can appear in your shop. The odds increase by 10% after Fire Combat up to 50%. When you buy one, the odds reset.
Huh.
Well that seems kinda cool.
Why is Morgana the Bat Queen?
The fuck is that, man?. The Bat Queen. Morgana's bat kills an enemy, they have a 45% chance to abduct one star copy of it.
I mean that is kind of cool mechanic. one star copy of it.
I mean, that's kind of a cool mechanic.
Who the fuck is Nora?
Nora summons Yumi to help her team.
She can be attached to allies
holding her over them. Yumi to help her team. She can be attached to allies holding
her over them. Yumi shares her ability
power with Nora and dies when Nora dies.
The fuck is a Nora? Blasters gain damage amp, which increases for 3 seconds after casting their ability.
Oh that's cool.
15
ability power
begin a 16 second countdown
which speeds up by
one second for each chrono ability
cast.
At the end of the countdown, gain a special effect.
Wait, that's gonna be broken.
No, this is gonna be broken.
Like I can literally already tell you this is going to be broken.
I don't even have to read the effects and I know it'll be broken.
It has a four second or 2.5 seconds done And if you get a spat, it gives you 60%- It gives you 100% of your HP back.
What?
Okay. What? It's broken! i got it Dragon.
Dragon attacks burn one damn...
Okay, so what is this?
The power of friendship upgrades all dragons.
God damn it.
Thanks, Riot.
I'm happy the power of friendship is upgrading stuff, Riot. Nice job. so And my boots are not waterproof.
Fantastic!
Ha!
I'm gonna send you back to wherever your dolls come from. No plan survives first contact with me uh Can't learn that in a textbook.
And Ezreal is victorious uh I hate the word speed. This is really worth it. Thank God I don't believe in luck. I barely know what I'm doing. But I'll be fine. An ally has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
There's an unspoken law in our country
about the life of miners keepers unspoken law I am.
Hey, why is brand here so Another day, another bullseye.
It wasn't a miss, it was a... so will come back to my specialty I don't know the rules, then how can I be breaking them? yeah an enemy has been slain
i'm allergic to caution. so Oh, ho! Go on.
An ally has been slain
An enemy Has been slain uh I hate these guys. I mean, I can't get away from that. Ha!
He's just uh...
I gotta run my ass down What am I watching?
The fuck?
What are you doing, bro? The fuck?
What are you doing, bro?
Okay. I never admit it, but I happen to how to fire a get the last one. hard work not today Dude, how boring. I mean, I guess that guy's thing is back up.
I'm just bored. uh I'll be omitting that little mishap from the expedition logs. so
poggers nice job guys um huh Fucking mouse, stop! uh yeah uh okay because you guys have no idea how fucking mindlessly boring it is to play versus Ziggs mid?
When the enemy jungler is just walking mid on repeat versus you.
Like, dude...
I don't think you guys fully understand how awfully boring this shit is.
Like a whole week of... fully understand how awfully boring this shit is. Like, holy fuck man.
... huh it works something shut down oh this guy's mid again. Cool.
15th time!
Man I'm just bored. I'm gonna keep playing up because...
That'll be real. I'm just bored. I'm just going to keep playing up because that'll be real.
I'm just like... I couldn't care less
about winning or losing
these games in Diamonds.
I have very little,
like,
care
because every game
I know what needs to be happening and it
doesn't happen because obviously your teammates are retarded so take one of
those things where I can play like if you know i could play safe and slow the game down but i just don't want to so I have like a perfect freeze early game.
On the Ziggs, right? Killed him, had a perfect freeze.
I mean we should have just killed them all.
Oh! killed them all. It's just not fun, so I'm just gonna keep
doing whatever.
Our Ezreal has no map awareness!
I mean Olaf you're AFK farming then.
You're doing your 50th full clear.
You're playing Olaf
versus Briar. Like, you should have just been perma-invading
him in the jungle the whole game.
But you're Diamond,
so you don't understand that you should be invading them in the jungle
the whole game with your
permanent mid-priot.
So what ends up happening is you just want to go
even and I don't feel like just afk in the lane doing nothing
so it I'm just bored.
Like I said, my boredom is like...
It's hard for me to try hard a lot of the time if I don't actually care.
Because, I don't find League fun right now.
Like, League is not fun at the moment.
So it's like... If i don't get value out of
it i don't feel the need to like sweat uh We're down two dragons with a winning bot lane and a winning mid. Or I was winning.
And we still lost two dragons, like the jungle diff is just too high.
And I don't feel like telling
my Olaf to get dragon.
Oh! dragon has destroyed Exploration runs in my family. It's in my blood. Pfft! huh uh uh uh um Ba ba baa baaa so and
i did indeed feed briar. And you did indeed suck balls, so...
Grind me a fucking river pussy!
Maybe we shouldn't have tried to do literally nothing on the map the entire game. Get dragons, play to dive, play to do stuff.
Not just AFK farm, grab grubs and then re-afk farming back done in I'm going to try and get the first contact. so is. I'm going to go back to the deck. hmm Hmm. Shut down. Yeah. That guy's pushing topping uh Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. uh so so I'm going to go with the double kill. I'm going to
use my
ultimate
and
then I'll Double kill.
I rarely know what i'm looking for, but I always find it.
That was a... that was a warning shot! uh a beaten path is There's an unspoken law in archaeology.
Finders keepers. i guess I think our Draven is uh...
I think he thinks that 70% win rate for Diamond 4 is impressive.
He thinks it's more impressive than it is. Ryar is one of those champs I bet you he's really fun to play.
Like, I swear to God that champion is like really easy and doesn't have any mechanics. So your hands don't hurt.
You just walk at people.
The briar knowledge is knowing when you can fight, right?
That's your knowledge on Briar. When can I fight and when can I not fight?
Will I be in next? I don't know. me I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I was considering just getting off stream for like three hours until my other account's unbanned or whatever, and then
I'll just play on my other account.
Cause like, I'm not really
motivated to try in these games
and as much as i love just autopilot inting i you know it's probably not a
good idea then i just don't give a fuck Yeah, I mean you got two events because I dropped 16 deaths one game so the automated system was like oh shit
get him
but i mean it's unbanned in like three hours so I'm going to go ahead and do this. uh I said,
I'm not really in the mood to like play league at the moments with no goal.
That's my issue right now.
Like, why I have really low care.
My goal is like...
Non-existence.
So when I have a goal to climb or whatever in my other accounts,
I care.
But not having the goal in this account, right?
Like, Diamond Elo is, like... These players, like, actively don't have that these people have my brain
damage right they're really bad and in the sea load, to consistently win...
You have to just be okay with your teammates being really slow on everything they do.
Basically everybody in this elo just permanently
like doesn't- They don't auto turrets
they don't do anything. They don't play around
their teammates. Like your jungler will full clear
17 times your
AD carry and support,
your mid, whatever. They'll just perma-weight to scale.
Nobody has any sort of
semblance of aggression in the CLO or
playing as a team.
Which is fine because they don't know what they don't know. It's not their fault I'm not flaming them for their skill
I just personally don't have fun
And if I actually want to tryhard in this ego, I have to like...
Want to be patient you know oh i have to like
want to like be patient you know oh I'm going to try and get the first one. um Man, I gotta figure out a way to kill his stupid little thing. uh I mean, the funniest part about this game is that like Draven's flaming low
diamonds or whatever right but it's like this guy's probably like 100 LP master
peak
like he's got a 70% win rate but he also has no fucking clue what to do.
If he was actually a good player, he would have known how to snowball the game
But he didn't know how to snowball the game
He knew how to get fed
But he didn't know how to use that lead to do anything.
Like, he didn't hit turrets, he didn't play for like early aggression
like he didn't play to like snowball the lead he just played to get fed
but he had kills but he was completely even with jim ballin
in terms of like x XP and gold and shits. uh so so is um I'm committing that little mishap again. yeah huh
what did that guy just ping me because i what
did that guy just ping me because i didn't die with him here
you can send a bill to my uncle
i think he wanted me to like walk into the jungle and die with him so so an enemy has been slain I mean, if we want to fight for Elder We can do that, I guess
Well, we need to get vision of it
Like now
Because we're going gonna have to uh
if they want to fight for elder we can definitely do it but they have to get
vision of it like literally right now I use a fake name in Demacia.
Garo Lightpit.
Sentinel of Black Horde.
International hero.
Shhh! I mean... What am I watching? I mean, it's just sad.
Like...
They got caught there and there. It's just sad.
They got caught there and there.
That's what I mean, though.
They're raging
and they're like, we actually could have
won that fight right? But instead
of playing correctly they're just
raging trying to fight each other
Like this is what I mean it's like i can't be bothered to like super
sweat in games where people are literally
retarded
like
like i get that you guys only see champ
fight champ but like jesus
you guys are actually dumb
I mean you have no idea how bad you really are in jungle Okay, I'll give you a bit of advice.
When your mid is perma winning just invade briar and take drakes
why did we lose Drakes then?
Okay, you invaded on backfirmers.
Why not invade when he's 20 percent hp under his turret let's see
tell me if enemy is 20 hp I pressure him.
That's how the game works.
I don't know,
explaining
the game to d4 is like explaining calc to a child I mean,
I don't care what rank
I'll end this season.
I don't really give a fuck.. yo Hmm. I'm killing, bro.
Wow, that guy's really angry.
Here, I'll add him back.
Why is he so mad? Oh, he doesn't want to be my friend. Yo, I'm gonna get off stream until later.
And then we'll play on my other account later.
I just don't want to sit here and keep like
trolling games
on a smurf
and not having fun
so you know
it is what it is
I'll be back later and then we'll play another game.
Thanks for watching.