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30 seconds until minion spawn.
What we had can still be. I know it. Minions have spawned.
These guns run on fury, I never run out I'm going to to be safe. Know in sunshine where I'm going.
Two guns, four bullets! so so so you're better off What are you doing Thresh? so so this line of work my full heart's an easy target so
oh the xp let's go
we just give the old slow pusher room push your room nothing left so Hmm.
I mean, he should kill them.
I wish we had just focused
the Samira
instead of the Nautilus but
I couldn't get past the nautilus because it's like what he's not understanding why I can't walk past him and he will snare me.
Oh! He is so stupid.
I'm going to death him. slain
i think this guy micromanaged my gameplay when he doesn't know what he's doing is annoying
because we should just kill the nautilus when he's standing in front of
us with no aftershock if I can't get to the
smear so enslaved
never really change change so so so so honestly we could probably just hold the wave here until I get enough for BF.
I think Nautilus has to back and then samira can't walk up at least i think so so this works me
i've always fought the black mist never thought Our jungler is top, I don't think we should be playing to go aggro right now.
We just give a nice sit. Okay. Ooh! Ooh.
What an interesting little
predicament. was this five is you have seen Let's go get my essence, River.
What?
Why?
Dude just walked up and was like, alright it's time to die.
Like what? don't be on the wrong side so That was like super obvious that they were going to be in that bush.
But I don't actually know if... Thresh knew that. Oh, see I don't know if um... um uh I think I actually could have killed all of them there oh my
warden god if i was better it's first game of the day give me a break
look if i didn't fuck up my calling, man. I called her fucking W like half of my calling
If I didn't fuck that up I would've killed all of them
What is this Samira smoking you are crazy bro so We're gonna kill him. when i kill them they stay so sorry ally has been so out All right. What am I watching? so I didn't want to barrier because I was like okay if if not only gets it we're chilling
so it's not actually bad right
i was like we're vibing and not guessed this so fuck it
damn i'm a little confused how
the tristana didn't take mid.
Dude, this Tristana's kind of getting bullied.
Getting bullied a little bit over there, trusty good bro?
Samara has just given you the so why did my tryst walk mid go bot what Why is my Thresh bottling?
Oh my god, these players are really REALLY bad. Thresh is bot- Tristana autopilots mid?
Thresh goes bot lane so that they can get 1v2'd by Yasuo.
Like, there's no world these are humans.
Thresh,
homie, just come in.
What the fuck am I watching?
Holy shit.
These people are actually just so bad. Like this is painful to watch 98 cs trust at 17 minutes shot to the head an enemy has been slain easy so so Whatever. I mean, I really want to get this turret.
Ooh.
Mundo went to that dragon so now I can get turret for free.
Let's go.
Okay. so now I can get turrets for free. Let's go!
Well, maybe not... uh One shot will do the trick. Shut down. so so so so so I mean, I don't know what to do there.
That's too hard of a fight without Echo using ult.
What?
... uh Dude, that is so fucking sad. sad my tristana just melee jumped into the yasuo what the uh so um What are we doing, guys?
Holy fuck.
This game is funny.
It's a good warm-up game.
I mean,
I'm having to sweat for this one. This is crazy.
They got Fed mid top and jungle.
I gotta get some juice flowing Dude, we... you guys gotta just chill. chill
i need some answer healing Why is my team fighting?
Don't.
I'm trying to push one wave!
Don't fight!
Oh no guys.
Well they got one.
... so um so is don't mean
holy mother of god so maybe it's best so is holy We're fighting so goddamn much. We need wards, I can't play like these boys.
Oh, I'm dead I think?
Oh, I'm definitely dead. Dang.
My bad.
Wow Nautilus has killed me?
Four of my six deaths. Damn I mean I dashed forward there because
I was like we win if I don't get knocked up by Yasuo and Naito but I fucked up. They're on this, btw.
The problem is my team wants to permanently fight, but we're not strong enough without our frontline. and we don't have really one for on champ
hit the backline hit the back line, hit the back line! There you go.
Uh... where's my
Trist? Oh, he has 1 HP.
Oh god!
I mean this is kind of awkward because they have so many shields.
Maiko tried to go in but he fucked up his combo. Why don't you just hit this guy? I don't understand. them I don't understand why my team was so scared there to hit that fucking Mundo.
He just sits there and dies.
What? What? Mundo he just sits there and dies What
Do I need fucking...
I need some life still.
... Dude, I'm so strong. Like no joke though, this is a giga fucking hard game.
... so This is the first time I've seen a out i think we're getting flanked so we gotta be care Honestly, we should just all-in them when we can.
Maybe... I don't know.
I mean, I'm four items like... so I don't know what Warwick's doing over here. Like, why, bro?
Dude, this is actually...
Like you guys will not believe how insanely stressful
this shit is to try and play right now.
Because I'm literally just like the main focus
every team fights.
And we don't seem to have anybody healing except Thresh.
Maybe Ekko can steal this!
Maybe...
... Oh my god, he got it. so out This is really awkward because part of me wants to go BT and part of me wants to go GA.
This guy wants the Forfeit even though we have Sol. That is the best mental I've ever seen.
Literally, best mental on the planet. so Well, I guess nobody wanted to go in.
Samira literally face tanks five of us. Ekko doesn't use a spell, Tristana
doesn't use a spell...
That is so fucking depressing.
She literally goes in 1v5 and my team-
My Ekko literally doesn't use spells.
I see why you wanted the 4-4 now.
You're retarded.
... Yeah, we're playing mid lane today. Yeah watching these mid laners try and micro is giving me like stage 5 cancer.
Better support wins better mid wins...
...and jungle.
Yeah it's a mid kindtime today, lads.
Mid-time today.
AD Carry is not
a good role until high elo.
You have to abuse
AD Carry champions
in mid top,
and then you can get to like higher ELOs.
Then you can play AD.... Dude, it is insane how bad they are.
D4.
First timing Trist, thinking
oh I can play Trist, she's OP.
No you can't, you're a V a vigar player your fingers were crippled at birth
oh that was just awful. This guy abuses Warwick top and loses to Mundo,
and Warwick counters Mundo.
Because he built no anti-healing.
Like build one
anti-heal item? You oughta win that bro.
... God, man.
I'm not gonna lie.
The players in Diamond... This is embarrassing to be in this elo.
Like, I feel like when I play in this elo
I genuinely think these players have brain damage
But it's embarrassing so.. I'm going to show you this game.
Why mid is uncontestedly the most broken role in the game
in low elo, like mid and top.
Until you get up into Masters,
mid and top are by far
the best role.
Other than jungle, but jungle's always
going to be the best role in every Eva.
Watch and learn boys.
This is gonna be a murder.
I feel bad for whatever fucking
diamond player I go versus this game, because they are gonna get
railed... Go ahead and pick your mid into Trist. Do it.
Let's see what you choose.
Gragas mid? Yeah, he loses.
How the fuck do we think
Gragas mid is gonna handle Trist, bro?
Good fucking
luck........
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.. Oh my god.
This Corky is about to get murdered.
You better fucking be ready, little bro i think i have the same jungler, but I can't tell.
Like maybe?
I mean,
The last game had a bunch of characters. I don't know. he was trash either way so but he did get junk
he didn't get dragons so i can respect it so so you guys ready for this one oh yeah baby to summoner's rift.
Winners don't duck!
Thirty seconds until minions spawn. in small Sometimes outnumbered, never outgunned. Minions have spawned! oh the misery wants to be my enemy so uh When his E's up, you just walk away right? It's easy.
His E goes up, I walk the fuck away.
Oh shit trying to like bait it right now a bit so It's actually crazy, he went Valk second. What are you doing? Wha- what am I watching right now?
Okay, time to grief.
Now you lose!
Oh! so I mean, if he wants the grief we can just lose. Dude came mid, killed all my minions for fun. Yeah go up!
You think I give two fucks about my Smurf bro?
I do not.
This is my smurf account, you have 150 games played. Diamond 4, hard stuck, negative win rate.
I have no
value in trying to win this game
with people like you.
Good luck
every time! Good luck, retard! where's the action
negative one rate washed this is my 4-clone account.
Bro, I'm literally walking around... My jungler took my wave mid to grief me and I'm following him around killing his camps.
You understand this is not
my main account, right?
This is the account I play for fun on
but we're getting griefed so the game is over from champ select.
So there's no point in playing.
I'm just dicking around.
He's literally trolling.
He's from fucking China.
He's mad that his region can't beat Korea or NA. I just need a point in the right direction
all he had to do to win this game was not fucking come mid and grief
and it gets a free one.
Don't get vanguarded?
Bro, nothing will happen to me.
What do you think is gonna fuckin' happen?
I don't type.
And this guy griefed me, like
I'm trying to win, I'm just gonna do it in my own
unique way.
Like, Nidalee clearly wants to take
my mid camps, you know? Or my mid CS. so my only way to do it if she's taxing
all my waves my only way to play the game is to take her camps sadly it's just the only way.
I'd be upset if somebody was acting like I was...
No, I wouldn't! I wouldn't give a fuck because Nidalee reefed me at the start of the game.
I would look at that and say, oh, that's deserved.
We can go next.
Okay. We can go next. Was it recoverable? I mean, yeah. But why am I... Why am I gonna be the better person
let some fucking retard in D4 walk into my lane
kill my wave and then
say like no you're good man that's fine.
If this was my main
account of course I would be super
I would just be like okay it's recoverable.
But dude when its a smurf account
I genuinely don't care.
Like I have zero care. so i'm just gonna run around the map trying to do random shit. oh uh Wait, tell me right now why
it is okay for a jungler to walk into your lane
and completely grief you at literally level 2. And you're supposed to just be like
no I need to be the bigger person and it's okay.
You tell me right now why you think that's okay?
Let's get this money started! Like, it's just stupid Foreign like I wouldn't care as much if riot actually banned people like that but they'll never get bangs that guy can walk in my lane, completely fuck my waves on repeat.
And Riot does not give two fucks.
Right? Like- like... it's just I'd rather intentionally do something fun in the game.
Like, I'm already getting griefed right
so i'd rather do something weird in the game and if we lose faster we lose faster
so it's just boring like it's like, fuck. Fuck it.
I'm not trying to lose, but I'm not gonna, like... Just allow this dipshit to grief the game because he's bored
Fuck it man
Like if I knew that if I reported this guy for doing that, he would get banned
I would never tilt, ever.
Like, I'm not even kidding! I wouldn't be mad about what he just did.
I'd be like, oh, I'll get to report him and he'll get banned for it.
But that won't happen because Riot doesn't give two fucks.
They're not gonna do anything. fucks they never have and they never will so so uh uh so Like, I don't think you guys fully understand how many times I've been griefed.
Like if it was just one time,
I wouldn't ever tilt because it's like, Oh,
I played a thousand games and then griefed once. That sucks.
We'll just move on.
But it's like, dude, it's literally every game people are doing this shit.
Every single game. On my D4
account, on my Grandmaster accounts, on my Masters accounts.
It doesn't matter! They're all doing it.
And it's just so fucking annoying.
Because it's a waste of time so uh my flag is the only black i like us so I'm going to go ahead and unmute them.
Unmute
them? Sure,
I'll unmute
them you guys can see
they're just gonna say that I have a I'll unmute them. You guys can see...
They're just gonna say that I need to have better
mental, and what Natalie's
doing is fine.
That's all that's gonna happen
because everybody likes the gaslight that like
it's the person being griefed faults for not having better mental while they're getting punched in the face and you stab someone?
Hey, man.
Have better mental.
Just walk away.
Like, my bad.
Okay. My bad The people are just fucking stupid
I so is Oh, fuck. so so so I'm going to try and get the most out of this. I mean, Kvill's doing good. just need a point in the right direction
your turret has been destroyed oh she had to come top and tax some more CS.
Like oh darn man! Your turret has been destroyed. That part of the before I played with her last game. She was the echo, but like I didn't even play bad last game. That's why I don't understand
why she is mad!
I was the only person playing well!
I had 5 items
at like 24 minutes
We lost because everybody else ran it down
that's the problem i didn't say a single word
right like i didn't say a single word to this guy last game. And I was the only one on the team
playing to win!
And this
guy decided to take his frustration out of
the other players on me this game.
It's disgusting.
So yeah, I don't give a fuck.
If this was like my main... maybe i'd be like a little more
like mentally sound but i would still be tilted on my mind so It's like, dude, I feel like it's just dumb logic where it's like...
Basically you can have somebody completely ruin your entire gaming experience.
And if you get tilted from it, YOU'RE the problem.
I think THAT is the problem with Riot...
...is that somebody can completely soft- soften and grief you.
And if you get frustrated from it,
you get punished for doing anything that's not accepting it
and it's disgusting I said,
I wouldn't even be in a bad mood because like
I'm in a good mood today overall.
But like, dude.
It happens so much.
Look, she's taxing again!
Okay. but he's retarded i don't know what else to say and now he's afk
let me get out And now he's AFK.
He's running in circles!
Like, I'm doing more in the game than he is. Like, actually!
Like, the early game I was trolling
and even now
I have the same KP
And i've been actively
impacting the map.
Like this is just fucking stupid!
It's actually stupid. All I'm gonna say is, dude, until Riot starts banning people that can do this shit without getting banned...
Right?
Like, their game is never gonna improve.
Like, this is disgusting.
What the fuck? I'm going to go ahead and do that. And the best part about this is because Nidalee
has barely typed
and all she's been doing is farming right?
It doesn't even look like she's fucking inting. Like you guys can
see that she's been trolling me the entire game
but to our teammates or whatever, like...
It's just- Oh this guy is trolling.
It's disgusting man. man Just forfeitfeit you absolute pigs please Just forfeit the game.
Like, guys,
just stop wasting time. so my uh I don't know man, my view on it is... Why do we expect people to not be toxic when we're not punishing people who are being toxic it is just the most obscene logic so so And then like, I'm getting flamed by Diamond 4 players. Like literal Diamond 4 players are flaming me right now for being griefed about my jungler.
Like, I am on my lowest elo account. Right? This is my lowest elo account right like this is my lowest elo account
getting flamed by people that literally can barely spell the word league let alone play it
it is wild Yeah, I did say time to grief the game.
And I followed the nit around for like three minutes in the jungle, and then
went back to farming.
But bro if your jungler does that to you at level 2...
You're not gonna win that game! Like I don't care how good or bad you think
you are.
Like you're not winning that game if your jungler does that to level two because just the sheer fact that he's doing
that to you right means that he's going to be trolling the whole game.
It's not even the one action, it means that he's going to continue to do that
The entire game
Do you understand?
So like, it's not about the current action happening.
It's about the fact that if it's that early in the game he is going to do it over and
over again.
So if I sit mid and I try and fucking play the game out,
he's just gonna come mid, tax my wave.
Come mid, tax my wave.
And it's gonna get so annoying uh hmm How am I pulling two people to a side lane permanently right now...
...and somehow I'm the villain.
Like, why aren't you guys doing anything?
Firework? uh oh it's wild so so so so We're gonna lose Dragon, because they are diamond players and don't understand how to put wards down before the objective spawns. so so huh Like, look at my Nidalee right now.
This is the most soft inting shit I've ever seen, man.
She's full HP just walking around
in the fight not throwing spears,
not doing anything.
But I mean it's...
It's just...
Like this is the kind of stuff where if you don't go watch the teamfight
You're not gonna realize how toxic what this guy
just did was.
Like it's silly.
...
...
... been destroyed so I'm going to try this out. An enemy has been slain. insane uh
i just need a point in the right direction I'm going to try and get the What the fuck?
Did that Belvett just walk all the way top to try and kill me in the bush?
What are you doing, bro? so oh
dude this is funny.
I'm literally the only one pushing side waves out.
Like, I'm not even kidding.
My team is just standing mid and I'm pushing top out.
I'm pushing bot out.
I'm pushing top out.
I'm pushing bot out.'m pushing top out i'm putting bought out
like nobody's pushing fucking waves
like what the
fuck easy peasy
like we have zero words on the map too like actually like where are our awards
man why do we have wards here here um let me get in there look what is happening double so You guys gotta back.
I have to go buy.
Oh my god, what am I watching? Dude, we're actually gonna win this game? Because I think Kaisa is actually just trolling. so so so I'm getting ran down.
Wait, there's just no way this guy actually catches me
though.
Yeah, I don't know what he's doing. Wait, there's just no way this guy actually catches me though.
Yeah I don't know my team realizes that I'm like six items or five items i have the same items as quirky
like i'm literally just as strong as the corky now so um is um I am Victory Victory!.. Like, I mean,
I don't even know what to say.
Like diamond players might be retarded.
Like, we get griefed by the Nidalee, right?
We get griefed by the Nidalee
then the fucking random e-girl
calls me
bad. Like dude, like some E-girl is
playing in D4
and she's like oh my god you suck
And I'm like bro, what?
Are we ignoring the Nidalee like the entire game griefing non-stop
and are we also going to ignore the fact that i did a ton that game to help us win.
I literally side-laned almost perfectly,
took a bunch of turrets
farmed back into the game
without dying too many times.
Like dude, I don't
think people realize...
I don't know why Diamond players have this weird fascination with KDA and fascination
with ignoring when people are being griefed.
Like you guys are retarded.
Like it is painful how retarded you are
yo gg quirky i dude i Corky, I... dude, I...
I mean you saw what the Nidalee did at level 2 right Corky?
Like please. You understand why I'm so irritated.
That was in.
Thank you! It's fucking disgusting.
The guy's like, oh, I'm gonna grief.
Even though in the previous game I just played with a dick shit
I was the only person playing well on his team.
It's disgusting.
Thank you for watching! I mean it is what it
is.
I don't care.
We all know Diamond
players are like the
most delusional retards
in all of League so I don't give a fuck.
I'm more
mad that, like...
Nidalee just gets to do whatever she wants
to grief the game soft-ent and shit
And then, like, I get flamed because, like I don't want to be soft-ented shit, and then I get flamed because I don't want to be
soft-ended. It's disgusting. Whatever, I'm gonna to change the attitude a bit and we'll have
A more positive experience
Okay.... Wait, holy fuck.
The enemy team comp is literally just
3 AD carries
a Bard and a Mundo.
What the fuck? Okay. This shit is wild.. so so I don't care where here is. 30 seconds until minions fall. true explorers follow the compass in their heart I'm just gonna death in every game.
I do not give a shortcut.
Minions have spawned.
Dude, what year is it we're playing ezreal vs lucian mid this are you not intrigued i'm just full of salvation come get it so ah Ah!
I see. Now! Gawk at this!
No plan to provide first contact with me. Oh, I'm so dead.
I'm okay with that.
I did fuck up,
but we got our flash,
so I'm okay with it. Okay. Man.
My cannon.
Oh, man. My cannon! I'm scared. uh It's like the reason I don't care that Zyra did that was because she's not doing it to fuck me over. Like, her intent is not to be like...
I'm gonna go mid and steal your minions.
Her intent is like, okay, I'm gonna help you and steal your minions her intent is like okay
i'm gonna help you shove this for a sec I probably should have recalled though.
I overstayed.
I was trying to stay to help the Lucian,
I mean to help the guy but that's my bottom.
Man, I need
to wait for Bard to show back bot.
Okay. show back bot Yeah.
Bard still hasn't shown bot. Oh, no! It's funny cause like That was a warning shot.
It's funny because, like... I beat this guy endlessly if I have HP.
But I've sent him back, like, three times.
So... He's just been getting free free uh hp and my back timers were really bad
the last time i sent him back, I needed to back myself.
It's kind of hard to do anything mid right now
because...
I want somebody to come help me
back mid right like i want them to Fuck, I was looking at Zeri on accident. God damn it, I got shit on.
Like, I was tabbed over against Zeri for half a second.
That's my bad.
Now we should just be able to solo kill him a few times though.
Maybe I should have just sacked one wave
and just went, but...
Wait. This is illegal.
What's he doing?
He dies right now.
I need Zyra to actually pay attention
Oh never mind An enemy has been Yeah, whatever.
That guy's not getting away.
I'm not going to go chase the bargain he's trapped If I don't know the rules, then how can I be breaking them?
Must've ricocheted. uh you're not talking on me yes um I mean, I'm trying to help the homies as much as i can nothing stopped me except for shuriman
parasites it was not pretty An ally has been slain. The gauntlets for sure. pretty striking this hundred to zero this guy Damn, I fucking
whiffed one Q.
Damn. It was a good fight, I fucking whiffed one q damn it was a good fight i just whipped the cube
i didn't want to ulti because i think he has flash so i didn't want to let him
flash my ults.
But I mean, my bad. I just left a Q.
... I'm going to try and get the map. Who needs a map?
Garland!
You're embarrassing me in front of the bad guys That looked like a nerf. Damn. He had Flash!
... surely this guy doesn't just get to walk up right You know what kind of sucks? It was that very first Zeri gank
That I didn't respect, that really put me behind
Because I had the TP back after.
And then it threw off my tempo really hard.
Like, I was auto-piloting not thinking about this area at all.
It's okay though. I'm pretty sure we just win this game automatically. The Lucian is not that good, and...
We have a better comp so
We're just gonna auto-win
Oh! one Ha ha! Marvelous death!
An enemy has been slain
Shut down I'm going to try and get the first kill. so That Lucian just took a really big coin flip. That's what I meant by he's not that good oh let's take a fight let's take a plate I'm dead. Dammit! If I dodged one fucking thing, I would've been fine. and enemy has been slain
that sucks so much ass i I actually would have...I needed my E
Like, I needed to save my E when I got Bard ulted
So that I could distance
Could've just wasted his ult to wave clear. huh so is I hate the word steal.
I prefer liberate or procure.
Dark exists!
What? Dark exists! Feels like the whole world's gone crazy.
I blame the terrain. Totally that rocks, buddy.
An enemy has been slain!
An enemy has been slain here so Okay, not the worst.
I'm gonna go bot now.
Rift is up, but I mean, I have TP
and just really want to try get this bot turret
And I don't wanna give THIS bot turret if we can help it
Uh-huh...I'm actually gonna TP here
I don't wanna give this
... Because it's got a bounty for them. Whoa, whoa.
Why is this guy playing so far up? Is somebody here?
Oh, they are.
I knew it! I'm it.
I'm bad.
He's playing with super confidence.
I should have just respected it. Just ult him. What am I watching? Oh my god I'm going to go ahead and do that. name desperate I'm so bad. Once it's a ruin, I can do the same thing.
Down here!
Now I haven't seen...
God get this! Fish! uh uh I'm going to try and get the Damn, I suck.
Ahhhh...I'd kill them all there if I didn't whiff a Q.
I out of the minion instead of the fucking Zeri and then I whiffed a Q.
RIP here. uh on a good note though we're back in the game that's big huge now do I want to go bot here probably not not unless jinx like goes down there she is bought but i don't know if she's
gonna push another wave no way to predict so so What are we doing, boys?
We're just hanging out between the turrets for fun.
Oh, that's a good one! I don't think you need Essence Reaver on Ezreal.
I would always do it on Lucian, I've been rushing Essence Reaver on Lucian every game
but...I really don't think you need it on Ezreal like I think Mana Moon's enough
... real like i think mana moon's enough uh I don't know the rules, then how can I be breaking them?
Your being has destroyed a turret. Yeah, I'm out.
Nah, I'm out. Zyra could probably just kill that guy though. oh The fools left their base!
Oh no, Lucian got a triple.
But guys what happened to your base? so uh i missed that one cue when i eat forward but one q cost me that man Man.
I mean, you could at least get vision of it. You're standing a foot away, Pyke.
Put a ward on Baron or Dragon.
Good Ward bro! Good lord, bro.
Let's just go get Baron. We don't even need this fucking dragon. Like actually we don't even need this fucking dragon like actually don't even need it man zyra
just come get baron don't chase, just go get Baron.
I'm three item Ez. We do this in like five seconds with Azaira.
And they're all gonna back and deal with Udyr right now.
Oh, it's cool.
Team don't come.
Don't come.
Four people are standing here but like let's not hit the Baron guys.
Come on. Wow. Like I, dude...
I had to literally start it myself. uh who needs a map Watch and learn uh uh over here what the am i watching Thanks for watching! so so Nice!
Powerful!
Wins!
Let's go!
Hey. All right, chat. You get to decide who gets boys decide go for it Udyr?
Couldn't agree more.
Mr. Mario Stomp, Giga Chad motherfucker just owning top lane men.
Ah!
Real recognizes real.
My boy! way Welcome to the League of Draven.
LFG.. Yo, Ducky.
Thank you for the 31 months, man.
Welcome back.
Hey, I appreciate it a lot, man.
Thank you.
Let's go.... Thank you. you you All right, bros. Who is ready? chat how's your guys sunday going did you guys do anything fantastic today or this weekend did you guys do anything cool
anything that you're happy about
oh is there soccer going on right now like world is the world cup going on right now? Like, is the World Cup
going on?
Who are you guys rooting
for if you're into
soccer?
What's your go-to soccer team? Oh, it's over? Spain won?
Go Spain!
Who's on the Spain team? Anybody of note? Is anybody like super good? listen i'm trying to make conversation here man okay i'm trying to i'm trying to talk to you guys help me out a little bit so one of them is the youngest goal scorer
internationally
you're allowed to play in pro at the youngest goal scorer internationally?
When you're allowed to play in pro soccer
at 16.
That seems
really young.
Yeah, that seems really young like like that seems incredibly young.
Because people don't even go pro in football until like, what?
20-something?
Yeah. That's crazy. I imagine that
kid's just some random
soccer prodigy.
.... Dude, I don't know if I would ever want to be like a super good player at a young age
at anything.
Can you imagine
like how much pressure
would be on that
player to do well?
Like let's say they
pop off,
they're like 16,
17.
Like dude,
they're just like I
would not want to feel what it feels
like to have like that because i know how much pressure
i've had in my life and i can't imagine having like shit
like that especially when you're young that
shit would suck.
I like feel for him.
I mean,
I was a pro player
when I was 16,
I think almost
I was almost the pro.
Well,
I think I was a pro wow player at 17
but obviously being a pro wow
player is not the same as being a pro soccer player
like they're worlds apart
you know what I mean?
Like, being a pro soccer player is infinitely harder at 17 than being a pro WoW player. So... out player so but you know we were both pros when it was you know one more young
self you know you can say me and that guy are pretty much the same human.
It's no big deal.
I don't like to brag but
the truth is the truth.
You know, we're pretty much the same.. Dude, I'm waiting for it to become a meme. Why did I click this?
God damn it.
Dude,
I'm waiting for it to become a meme.
Like the Donald Trump shit.
I'm waiting for it to become a meme, man.
Somebody's gonna be like
Man, this man
This mother
I'm just waiting for the kids
To make it into some sort of meme.
Well you're gonna start saying like somebody
misses a skill shot and you're gonna be like man this man has assassinate him
so many dodges in skillshot this man's gonna be like, god damn it's Trump.
Like I'm waiting
men. I'm waiting for the stormtrooper
memes to come back.
Right? With like Donald Trump
and the assassin.
Like I just,
I feel like it'll happen. I mean, I don't understand this at all.
Like what? Why would Vi intentionally fuck her...
What? Why would Vi intentionally fuck her...
What?
What is this?
Wh-what's happening?!
Wha-What is going on here?
Hello?!
Like, what is happening here guys?
What like what the fuck is happening Yo, there's a Vi right here by the way.
There is no way we are just letting this by do raptors
like what bro this guy's level one.
What?
What the fuck?
What? What? what We've got this. I mean the Vi is just dead, no? How does that guy even play I watching right now?
That guy actually just fucking
Flash healed He E-Flash healed the fuck actually just fucking flash healed?
He E-Flash healed the fuckin'
Ahri.
Why did my Belveth not take all of that guy's camps?
Like, this guy is still level 1.
Oh! This guy just soaked all my XP. Like unironically, he just soaked like half my fucking XP.
Yeah I'm coming but I'm not gonna not fucking push the mid wave in. What the fuck is happening? uh are more like guidelines really
this is insane uh so huh i might just drop I mean, I'll be real.
I probably shouldn't have done that, but
like...
I really just wanted to kill
and i think it actually benefits me like high key because I'm rushing boots,
uh...
I'll have TP in two minutes
and she doesn't have Ignite.
Why aren't we getting
the objectives though?
This Vi's like level three.
Okay. This Vi is like level 3.
Excuse me, ball fondler? Would you mind going and fondling the Vi's balls in the enemy jungle?
Thank you. I kind of want to go check on... Oh, I was gonna go check on the grubs.
The Vi is level 4.
I really want to try and kill her. What am I watching right now? uh what the absolute ever-living mother of diamond game as this....
...
... so huh An enemy has been slain. That looks cool I wanna O in this guy, but I'm a little scared of Vi.
Because I don't know where the Vi is. Nice, we got our ult. i mean i'm pushing the wave bro Where's the action? Uh-oh. Uh oh.
What am I watching?
I just missed four s- dude, I think I'm retarded. so Let's get this party started. What the fuck is going on?
How does this guy have an item?
Oh, he has no boots.
He like sacked boots to get an item, which is wild. I'm not the bad guy. This Aria is so fucked. so what What?
Yo did I kill the Vi by the way with that fucking play? I didn't even see if I actually got the buyback.
Uh, I need to push this last... I need to push another wave in before I go back here.
The problem is, the timer on this is really awkward Man, I need to have somebody cover mid so I don't lose plates.
Oh this timer sucks. Whatever.
Whaaat-ever dude! whatever dude hopefully I can save at least one plate. Okay, nice.
Yo Ari! Bro you got no boots. oh uh uh Fuck!
If that guy had waited to use his knockup until the guy was on top of me. We had that, but it is what it is.
I also messed up and used my mana.
Oopsies!
Yo, what's Smolder doing? oopsies
yo what's smolder doing what are you doing down here buddy
smouldering do you guys think smoulder yells it's smouldering time when he gets kills?
Like do you think he's, do you think he's him? is I'm going to try and get the Okay. Fuck you.
I'm dead.
Man,
I knew Ahri was there but I...
Space drone.
And then the fucking Nami.
I don't know, I'm playing bad. No no no Smolder go mid
Go mid. There you go
I swear to god if you guys want the biggest tip
that I see every single fucking AD carry player do ever?
Dude when your tower is gone bot lane
You just go mid
You guys would not believe the amount of ad carry players i see just simply not walk mid
like just go mid.
When your lane phase is over guys, just go mid. Damn it.
Fuck you, Ahri!
I canceled a fucking auto.
If I had canceled an auto, I would have had that...
God damnit. That guy flashed on man so Okay, I'm not gonna lie though.
I think it's crazy that this Vi is allowed to be the same CS as my Velbeth, right?
This Vi was
level 1 for the first 5 minutes
of the game. Like I'm not even exaggerating
5 minutes she was level one
and now she's the same CS... like this Belbeth doesn't know how to play
jungle.
If this Belbeth was a really good jungler,
she would have put this Vi so far behind that
this Vi's parents would not recognize
her. It was like a fatal car accident level of, like, fucking...
That was kind of dark.
My statement stands, though.
Can I explain?
Why mid should go s sideline. It's because
mid laners are typically higher
level at this stage of the game, and
they typically have more use
in a sideline than the AD carries.
Like, AD carries are typically very low level
and they're very susceptible to being killed
with ganks. So because
of that
you put like a
person who's like a higher level in the side lane so that they can accrue
solo XP and TP. Yeah, TP is also a factor
but sometimes you still side lane people even when they don't take TP
Like this Ahri still go bot lane and
like sideline even with ignite during this stage of the game because
she's she's got higher levels yes okay that looks really cool that looked really cool. What are you supposed to do with Zaydi if mid sticks to mid?
Um, I mean...
It depends on what elo you are at.
Uh, if your mid is sticking
to mid,
I'm assuming
you're probably below like plat or like plat or blow.
Like I think in emerald the mid laners kind of start understanding how to rotate out of mid, right?
Like I think it's probably around emerald that they start learning
your mid plat okay so yeah so you're you're right on that elo where i assume a lot of
your mids like let's say you stomp bot lane and then you're like hey go
bot let me take mid. And then your mid laner
is like no I want to play the game, you know whatever
You can go top
Like ask your top laner if he'll
go bot, ask your mid if they'll go bot and just like ask them.
Just type it in chat back hey can you go bot?
I wanna be mid
And if they say no or they ignore you
you can still go bot lane
for a bit, but just you have less impact
on the map.
The reason you don't normally go bot as the AD carry
once they take the turret is because AD carries want to be
around, they wanna be rotating to
fights. Right? So every time a fight
is happening, the AD carry wants to rotate
to that ASAP. And
if you're walking bot or top
it's harder to rotate to the fights
that are happening on the opposite side of the map
whereas if you're mid
you can just rotate in like 2 seconds
so
it's also a very short can just rotate in like two seconds so
it's also a very short lane so it's safer but like if you go bot
you can sit bottling if your team refuses to leave
uh just make sure that you don't die
because you're gonna be pushed up with no turret.
Like, you're gonna be pushed up further
than you want to be is what I'm saying.
But you do
have to get farm.
Uh... But you do have to get farm. You can also go mid and try
and just take the turret or
go top and try and take the
turret, right?
Like if you're that fed early
you can go mid or top.
And if your teammate refuses to leave,
just hit the turret and try and take plates.
The enemy will be forced to come to you
and
just go back bot as soon as the wave crashes into your turret, or as soon as it's about to crash.. why did ball fondler add me
like what do you want ball fondler
actually like should i just add this guy for content
what do you want man Hello. How can I help you? I mean
you guys suck in d4
you would You guys suck in D4.
You don't know how to end games. so I mean..... That's.. Not at. I mean, not at level one. so No.
It's saying,
Bi chased me like an idiot
then you invaded killed her left none of her camps But, I'm level 4 trust.
Like, just... Don't be scared to actually play the game.... Okay, but just because you win scaling doesn't mean you don't try to push leads. That's really, really dumb logic............ I think something that happens a lot in League, guys, is that people have this idea
that they're always scared to make misplays or they're scared to throw leads if they can scale.
But it's like dude imagine okay this is the best way to put this right
imagine
like you can wait an hour
for i don't know what's it like if there's no for...
I don't know.
If there's no risk in pushing your lead,
I'm trying to think of a good analogy
for this, but if there's no risk
in pushing your lead,
there's no reason to just
not scale. Like imagine you start the game
with a BF sword on AD carry, right?
Let's say you get a quadra
and you start the game with a fucking BF or some shit
on AD carry bot.
What's and bf or some right on ad carry bot what's your incentive to not literally just walk at them level one there is none right because like
they physically can't fight you you're and you be like, oh I don't want to die
because if I mess up we give them a shutdown
and we lose our league. It's like what?
Like
League is a game about putting your opponent
behind
more than you put yourself ahead.
Because every time you put your opponent behind,
you're naturally going to be getting more ahead
just in the fact that they're getting behind. And, the best
players realize that the game is about putting people behind not going even and getting ahead.
Because I can be better at farming than every single person up
till Grandmaster right? Like I literally if we were to just have a farm
off, I could beat everybody up to gym. Because I'm
better at farming. That's what I am.
Right? I play the game a lot.
The problem is going
10 CS a minute versus 9
CS a minute is fucking worthless when I can go 7
CS a minute vs 2. Something like that, right? Like let's say they have
like- I'm level 6, they're level 3 with 2 CS a minute but
I'm not 10 CS a minute. I'm 7. That's still
worth and
a lot of people don't understand that
logic because they think it's
risky, but in terms of like if you're level
seven and their level three or your're level 6 and they're level
3. Like it's not risky at all. There's zero risk
unless you
vomit on your keyboard and you have no idea how to
push your buttons. There's no actual
risk right?
Yeah. there's no actual risk, right? The thing about League is like
everybody has this idea
until you get up into high elo
that
if you have a scaling comp
it's your job to scale. But if somebody
just gives you a free kill, like let's say
you're playing Smolder and somebody gives you a free triple
kill early, you can still play
aggressive.
You have more damage.
You have items.
You don't need to scale.
You can just use your lead. so whose computer is made of fucking dog shit what's happening
hello Hello. Dude, what is happening right now?
Dude, I have a really bad computer.
Okay?
It is hard to believe
that anybody
could have a worse computer than I do.
How is this happening?
What is going on? on so Okay. Bro, I'm saying you didn't play it properly because I watched it happen and I've watched that oneengers in the same spot for years and how they play it.
Good luck on your games though. Do you guys think it's a remake, or are we gonna point this out.
Wait, I'm against the Kayle mid?
Wait, who the fuck plays Kayle mid?
One in the chat if you think Kayle mid is trolling.
Okay... I mean, I'm just gonna fuck with this guy.
Like, I don't see any reason not to. Oh, I need to get XP!
Nice.
I got XP.
That's the most important part.
Kayle...
Diana was late
to her camp.
Kayle missed three minions. i don't even care about
the actual uh i don't even care about the golds
kayla's like super fucking far behind now. huh What is this Kayle doing?
Hey, what am I watching bro? Do you guys think what I'm doing is kind of mean? so so sometimes outnumbered never outgunned
an ally has been slain I mean that guy has to go back and TP.
Like genuinely doesn't have a choice.
Cool.
I kinda wanna push this wave and recall myself. I'm gonna recall over here, in case Brand finds the Diana or something. No, because if I don't punish her she'll be a monster. True!
I will say this though, I do feel dirty when I play Trist mid
against like weaker champs
cause it's like
I've been on the opposite end of a good Trist mid
right, like I've been shit on by good Trist mid players
it's not fun right right? Like it's
really miserable.
I'm gonna let him CS these, and then we're back.
I'm going to let the wave push.
Alright, now he's going to be really overextended.
I'm probably just going to jump on him when he goes for the CS. I think they're on dragon but i don't want to let kale farm
like i actually think Diana's doing dragon right now
Yeah like I could have stopped that but i also really don't want to let kale just
like get to back for free and i don't think
that dragon is actually that big of a deal right now. Why is Darius here?
But yeah, if you're playing Trist mid
Make sure that you're actively autoing pretty much every chance you get.
You don't want them to ever be able to hit anything
without taking damage.
If they walk up,
you need to make sure that they get punished for uh trying to do things
yeah i'm coming. I'm on my way.
Oh, this isn't good.
Dude, he actually... That sucks.
I fucked up my...
He Q'd my jump.
Mid-jump.
Like, I actually just got outplayed.
I was trying to buffer it.
Like, I was trying to buffer my jump and he fucked me.
Wait what's happening here?
My bot lane is mid so I'm going to TP bot. I can actually just straight up kill both these guys right now, I think.
Ooh! We got their exhausts. That's actually huge. Please come back, bot. I got the exhaust for you.
You should never die now. so My bot lane rotating mid was so bad.
Because I had to go cover bot, so we didn't lose a thousand fights.
Oh god, my bot lane is really bad!
Like this Zeri and this Blitz are really really really really really bad.
Ring on! Like this Zeri and this Blitz are really, really bad.
Oh this is gross how bad they are.
I don't even know what to say about that. Should still be a free win though.
I just got fucking shit on by the ribbon for my one death, but we're still way ahead. uh This guy actually chasing me?
Fuck off. I mean, I can kill this Kale really easy but the Diana hovering mid is pretty rough.
Okay, she stopped.
I think the Kayle...
Wait there's no way he has TP right?
Okay I just... this is gonna stay.
I need to get this play it.
Let's go for the play! An enemy is ready to fight. The war has been slain.
The War Geeks are behind! all right we got assault that's huge so uh I'm just gonna go back man. I actually got hard gold
Where they kill this guy, right?
Surely.
Fucking nice.
We should get a dragon.
Wait, this guy stayed? He's a psycho. Holy...
They got a shutdown right? What is wrong with your game? What What?
Like, right.
Right, right.
We need to talk.
There is no way that guy should ever have a shutdown
He's down 15 cs
He has zero plates he's done 15 cs on me
What Okay. What?
What is your game?
Okay. It's like, I mean, I'll take an extra bit of golds but......I don't think I earned it. I'm looking for you. is You guys think this guy has TP?
If he doesn't, I just think he loses the turret. But I could be wrong. What are we doing here?
I just got 1v1'd by a Kayle, down two levels.
Because she got Soraka ulted and I got hit by her R.
I guess I'm retarded. My bad, I suppose. What the ever living fuck. Does anybody in this deal ever like...
Not die? Like not play the ints?
What's happening?
Dude, I'll be real.
I'm actually impressed though that Kayle could kill me.
I guess the Soraka will actually save her, so...
I mean it makes sense I guess huh? Because the Soraka quite literally kept him alive. And he beat on me for like, I started the fight at half HP so...I get it. Oh, he fucking eed behind me Double time! I'm gonna go get this red
i'm gonna have to go help our ball in
oh this isn't good okay i mean i guess uh
we can't do that
Whatever Ready so so Huh.
Okay.
What did I just watch?
Oh, oh god you people are bad.
Oh no.
Bro, he's got no mana.
Oh my God, they're retarded.
Oh my God.
It's like watching a circus
but the people in the circus are... god it's like watching it's like watching a circus but like
the people in the circus are like they're all brain damaged I'm gonna be real with you, I'm actually going to TP top here and just try and take turrets i think getting myself ahead right now in
gold is the best way to win this game because uh our teammates are not very
good so what we got to do is we have to just try and get ourselves as far ahead as we can.
Which means putting ourselves...
Is this bronze? It's like diamond four so like close enough diamond three whatever the this is i mean it's pretty much the same I swear Riven players give me cancer because they all think that
they're like ten times better than they
are
like look at this guy i'm gonna flash on
you bro i'm ribbing
like okay cool like dude he's got a black clay Okay, cool.
Like dude he's got a fucking black cleaver or- trying to flash on me with fucking cleavers and shits?
Ooh I like the look of this baby!
Ha! baby An ally has been slain. That Urgot just died to that Kale! What?
Oh my god... This is insane.
I am... in awe.
Easy peasy.
I don't even know where the enemy team is, I'm so scared walking into the jungle here.
We have the darkest map I've ever seen.
Like genuinely like
I don't know what the fuck is happening on our map.
We literally have no vision oh Ooh.
I mean,
I'm just dead.
Ah!
Why did I walk up?
That's my bad.
I need to go bot instead of stay top
because top is too close to the objective.
Or Urgot doesn't have TP and he'll never be able
to pressure...
What is this?
Guys!
They're never going to walk there.
What am I watching right now?
Holy shit!
Here you go. Holy shit. Like we're losing everything on the map because they wanted to
fucking sit in a bush holy god this elo
are you guys human beings?
How do I defend this, tell me.
Like, I don't know. oh my god damn it man come on Shut down.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
Holy crap! Diamond is the new bronze.
Where's the action?
You know that show, Orange is the New Black Bro, Diamond is the New Bronze.
This is crazy!
Oh my god! Wait, I know my team is not trying to do Baron in front of their whole team.
I know you guys are not attempting to
be baron right now so has been slain orders are more like guidelines I mean, we have to try and fight these guys.
We don't have a choice.
I mean, I can't do anything.
Oh my god.
Brand starts Baron in front of four
of their team.
What the fuck?
What the fuck? I Guys with that my guys are dead what inle is going to go top.
We can fight this right now because Kayle's going to go top, and I'm
three items. This is actually a good fight.
Okay. so We just need What's-His- his face to be in here
i can't jump in because i'll die to ribbon i need blitz to go in Wait, what the fuck is this?
Why are you top?
Oh, come on, man.
I know you got shit on by this Riven. You're mad.
You're salty. Like, your your diamond just like what are you doing
oh it's a retard in its natural habitat
retarded!
Holy fuck this is- I'm not even kidding diamond four and master zero
are the harder they are harder to consistently win in than grandmaster
i'm not making that up grandmasters easier than diamond four and master zero because you can do
everything right and still lose in these elos grandmasters if you're having right your team
will play around you and you'll win these zeros these people are actual subhumans.
Yo forgot quickly my mom saw that she hates you.
It's embarrassing. same Like, how in God's name did these retards not just play the game?
What elo are these people using? just play the game.
Like, what elo are these people?
I know they're D4 but like,
I'm saying like how are you even in diamond
well it's a support main trying to play ad okay well that makes sense remove about five six hundred lp from your rank when you play anything that's not support if you're a sportman
this guy was trying to first time brand brand. this player was first timing ergot for fun and he got shit on
bro i i mean this is wild. This is crazy.
Like unironically it's crazy how bad everyone is in the CLO
Because all they have to do
is exist and not make bad
choices,
and you auto-win them
in the game, right?
Urgot forced me top
instead of bot
because he refused to go...
He refused to play
because he was tilted.
My brand was forcing objectives he shouldn't have
been forcing because he's retarded and my bot lane is just bad i mean they're just nobody below
grandmaster is good at ad like if you're not a grand master, you are not actually good at AD until then.
I'm not saying that to be mean, it's just God honest truth.
If you're not able to get to GMm as ad you are not a good ad. Wait, my bot lane was duo queue.
They went, dude,
what the fuck?
They went fucking first time
Blitzcrank
and first
time Zeri
and And first time Zeri.
Like, what?
Why? I'm gonna play something that can 1v9 harder than even Tristana mid,
but it's better if you're
better at it.
Because you push faster than Trist
as is
You have a lot more
fighting power early and you can
make more plays early game.
. dude i don't know though i gotta be honest with you guys like i think like if you guys are 80
carry players in the chat trying to get better and trying to climb.
I am so sorry that you guys...
Like,
like, I would not wish
playing in low elo on
AD carry on my worst enemy.
Because you're not even playing AD carry.
Genuinely.
Like,
you guys aren't even getting to experience AD carry. Like, you guys aren't even getting to experience AD carry.
But if you're in gold or silver or platinum
diamond or whatever, you're not even experiencing what AD carry is.
You guys are pretty much just farming and hoping your team doesn't lose before you farm.
Because I'm on a Smurf,
And I'm struggling to climb in these Elos sometimes.
That's wild like that's actually crazy Like, obviously I'll climb whenever I... Obviously I'll climb well when I want to, right?
But like if we all put...
Like if I played 100 games
and a fucking Diamond player plays 100 games
obviously I'll climb out of Diamonds
and he won't because of the difference in skill.
But I'm saying sometimes when you're playing...
Sometimes when you're playing the game in a silo,
I genuinely feel bad for people
Because I don't know how AD Carry players are supposed to learn
what their role is
when they...
When the game explodes like that,
that fast.
I don't know how they're supposed to learn
what their role is it's really interesting... Because, like, genuinely, Jungle is
without a doubt the most
overpowered role I've ever seen in all of league of legends
like at the moment jungle's stronger than it's ever been and it's easier than it's ever been
so it's at peak strength and peak ease to play jungle at the moment
like jungle used to take a lot of skill but now it takes almost none
which is really depressing it's like the most important role
and it takes the least skill and it's the most important role, and it takes the least skill,
and it's the most OP.
It's like a triple threat because Riot...
Riot wants people to have to-
Or they want people to play jungle
because jungle is like
the least played role in the game, right?
So they want it to be
OP so that people play the role.
The problem with that
is that you get weird
games where
you need your jungler to do stuff with you,
but they
won't because they're stupid
or they think they're right
or they just refuse to help you,
cause their junglers.
And because of that,
They like...
Like they don't realize
That it is a team game.
Riot has made jungle not feel like a team game. Riot has made jungle not feel
like a team game anymore.
You can just AFK farm,
scaled level, whatever, and
that's your role as
a jungler nowadays in solo queue, right?
Like, in pro play jungle is a lot different.
But in solo queue it's like...
They want junglers to just be able
to do nothing but farm and still be useful.
And the
problem with that is that junglers take
that as, like, the most... The best way to play
jungle is to only farm.
But there's, like,
situations where it's not the best play.
And they won't learn those situations
because
they think that farming is the only way
and think that farming is the only way?
No, jungle is the strongest it's ever been in
the history of the game right now.
You say jungle has less carry potential,
but it doesn't.
It has more
than it's ever had.
Junglers are
the same level
as solo laners now.
Like I don't know
if you understand how insane that is
a jungler can do nothing
but full clear
and be the same level
in the same CS as solo laners
while not actively fighting another human.
That's what you have to understand is broken.
The point of jungle
Is that you are not actively
Fighting anybody else for resources, right?
Not early game anyway.
The first two clears,
you're not fighting other people for resources
unless you're being invaded.
But it's so incredibly hard to invade at the
moment, unless you know exactly what you're doing
because
like, the tempo junglers, like Zyra
Lillia, Brand
all of these junglers, Heim. These junglers that have really
high tempo in their jungle
they can essentially
out clear
your
They can out clear your invades.
So unless you invade perfectly on the perfect timer,
which is very hard for lower level players to do,
you're just going to get behind if you don't kill them
because then they're going to have three camps on you
and now they're going to have three camps on you, they're going to be up a level, and now
they're going to redo all of their camps again,
you're going to be down two levels,
and then you're just going to start this snowball that you can never come back
from. And that's why
people who play Lisa and Kindredred and stuff they have to know
like they're actually good at the jungle roles like those jungler players are good at the jungle
world however they can still get on right even though they're good they can still get shit on.
Right? Even though they're good,
they can still get murdered.
Because if the enemy jungler is just as good as them,
they're now playing a champion that's inefficient
in the jungle and they get shit on.
Because... inefficient in the jungle and they get shit on. Because
it just becomes this thing
where the best play at the
moment is to literally AFK farm
in the jungle until a play is supposed to be made because you're not actively
taking risks and you're getting the maximum amount of resources possible.
So every full clear is worth
like three waves for
laners, right? The difference
is laners have to fight
enemies in their lane while
worrying about wave management,
while worrying about being ganked by the
jungler to get resources.
Whereas junglers can literally
just walk around the jungle, farm with really easy rotations and spells...
Right? And then become just as strong as the solo laners are at 10 minutes.
Like, jungle used to be a lot of thinking.
Like it used to by far one
of the hardest roles in game, right? Like you used to be by far one of the hardest roles in the game.
Right?
Like, you used to have to think... Okay.
Like, this...
I need to be able to invade on this timer or this guy's gonna invade me
or I need to like pry out a bot wave or like I need to...
There was just so
much that you had to think about when you played jungle before run but the problem is...
Saying that Jungle can't carry in this current season as hard as it used to be able to,
It's just wrong.
It carries harder than it used to, you just don't notice it
because
both junglers are
extremely strong.
Right? So like in the past one jungler would carry and the other jungler would get put
behind. Now both junglers are really strong the whole game so it doesn't seem like they're
carrying as hard if their equal skill, but I promise you
If you go versus... let's say you go versus Spica
You're gonna hate your fucking life. I'm telling you right goddamn now steel i prefer liberate or procure like i jungled versus recently
like a few months ago i had to go autofill verse fucking speaker
and i got railed like I got absolutely buttfucked.
And I'm not bad at jungle.
I'm like a 100 LP master jungler.
I'm not bad at the roll.
And he just destroyed my life.
... so well i mean obviously speak as you know like one of the best junglers on NA so...
I am comparing to getting shut down by literally one of THE best junglers in North America.
But you get my point! There's a thing where it's like autofill jungle versus non-autofill
jungle is one of the if not the biggest issues in the game right now.
Like an Autofill AD vs non-Autofill AD doesn't
feel as bad
as Autofill Jungle versus Autofill Jungle.
Like, when you go Autofill Jungle
versus Autofill Jungle,
it genuinely feels like you're the game
you're choking right like it feels like you have no air You can't play.
The enemy jungler is up two levels on your jungler at five minutes.
What the fuck is happening here?
I'm going to go for the wave.
I have no idea what's going on. I'm in my element
that look like it hurts
dark as this like it here
its I feel kind of bad for playing as mid, but I also said that last game and I just got fucking demolished because my team fucked up. And then i made one mistake and i lost
so you know what i'm gonna stop feeling bad for playing 80 mids
i'ma stop feeling bad Because, I mean, yeah.
Like, look at this.
Like, I'm up...
What?
15 CS and a full level?
But... The game is still like kind of rough you know What is this guy doing?
Oh, the Syndra's trying to stay.
Oh no that's not going to be allowed bro.
I gotta be honest with you man
yeah you're not you're not getting to just stay i mean i don't know what to say
sorry little bro. I'm gonna go check Grubbs just to see if this guy's on them.
I don't think he is, but...
Wait, I should take this.
Like low-key, I think taking the crab right now is actually pretty good
i think i'm fed enough to do it and as long as warwick doesn't walk by
or uh shivano doesn't walk by and like say hey this is mine
i think we're chilling I'll make this look easy.
My team is very tilted. I rarely know what I'm losing.
The reason why I am playing so far up right now is because
I'm making the Syndra have to make a choice between fighting me, like using spells on me or using spells on the wave.
90% of people will use spells on the person in their face instead of
quite a bit.
That'll happen.
Honestly, it's just because
people
don't like when somebody is in their face.
They think it's disrespectful.
How dare this guy?
But a lot of times, it like nine ninety percent better to just
this guy is making me think uh shivana's here
i don't think shivano can actually do anything to me, but...
He's making me a little nervous. Oh, Shyvana was there! I was right! haha a beaten path is a boring path
enemy killing spree The Syndra's doing the thing where she doesn't actually understand how to play the lane fizz?
She's trying to poke me out too much. Can I get a Dynamite's receipt? My accountant is way too good at his job.
She's down 20 CS. Like she's not focusing on CS.
It's okay, though.
Yo Taric can you go bomb man so or follow the compass in their heart I'm gonna be honest man.
Yo, can you get out of my lane man? Like what am I watching?
Just go bot man This reminds me of discovering the spirit tomb with Ekren. That's what skill feels like! uh I mean, I was going to regardless because Shib was there.
What are you guys doing?
How are you beating 1v3'd by a Smolder?!
Wait- I have three people on me mid
and Smulders 1v3ing
the enemy AP!
AP, Smoulder!
... Mulder? Do I not look at my map on the Smurf?
Are you retarded?
What are you trying to say?
I knew everybody was there.
Like, what do you want me to do? Like, say i knew everybody was there
like what do you want me to do like why am i being talked down to by a retard in my chat right now
are you okay bro
like i'm getting backseated by a fucking gold player. It's crazy. oh Like...
Wait, I don't know this is wild
like what are you doing?
Like go around and just ult!
Why are we at the turrets?! Like dude, what am I watching here?
We have ulti available and he's like...
What is this?
Dude. I'm gonna lose my mind man do the objectives retard
please like i'm begging you i've had three people in my lane for five straight minutes, and my jungle and bot are still losing
Like what? And my top lane lost his tower at 13 minutes.
Oh, he's dominating that little mishap from the Expedition Logs. why are you in my lane Some people call me a hero.
Their words, not mine.
Leave!
Get the fuck out of my lane!
Like, Diamond players need to be shot in the fucking head in-game!
This is disgusting man.
You people are not humans!
Enemy recontained.
Yes! enemy
like instead of just admitting maybe you guys suck and playing to like stop- You guys are type racering.
Like, guys!
Retards!
Stop type racer'ing the whole game.
Like, I wish to God I could like...
I think if you are
the only person on
your team with good
KDA at 15 minutes, you should have the
option to global mute your team
so they are not allowed to type.
You can mute them.
If they have bad KDA,
You can just mute your team. I mean, I don't know what to say.
Taric just died with that whole thing.
My Warwick's trying to gank top for the 15th time
kaisa is literally losing to smolder an ap
smulder
i mean i don't know man.
I usually dodge Taric players.
I wish you had dodged, like I wish your mom
had not dodged the coat hanger
that she tried to evict
you with. That would have been nice.
Like imagine that. Imagine your mom didn't dodge the coat hanger.
The world would be a better place.
Yo weak mental! I know you're a troll, by the way.
We've established this.
Like, you do this.
You make new accounts and then you try and act like
I don't know who you are?
Homie, I am smarter than you.
When are you going to learn?
I am so much smarter than you are bro every time you do it
every time you do it I'm just gonna permaban you retard. Fuck out of my chat. God, it's like sometimes you know that man rides the short bus.
He rode the short bus in school right?
You just know he did but we're in 2024 so he gets to...
He feels like he's not retarded
it is one of us Thanks for watching! Cool, man I mean, I don't know, dude
Playing League in this elo
Is worse than like Like smashing my balls against a wall.
Like, unironically, this is worse.
I have cancer. this is so bad Bro, can you stop typing?
Kai'Sa, you are 600 games played.
Diamond IV. Can you fucking stop typing men
like why do people blame everybody? Just...
You all thought! Play the game!
When I mute them. I like reading their delusions because it makes me angry
and then I feel less bad
when I troll them in the future games.
Like, when I have a person being delusional...
Right? being delusional right so uh uh Ah, whatever Yeah yeah I think I have to play
AD carry in the CeeLo.
Because the problem is,
think about why we've lost my last four games that I've lost.
It's always bot diff.
Somehow, AD carry players don't understand how to not die a thousand times.
Like, it's really gross.
It does not make sense I'm going to try and get the last one. Never met a problem I couldn't blast away do it, but I think it's a good idea. feather never gives up learn that from me huh oh I do not want to play on my main account on the weekends do you see how bad weekend games are bro you think weekend games and masters are the exact same fiestas as Diamond,
only they're slightly better at the game. so so so yeah So,..................................... you you. Good God. I'll be right back. Thank you... so Welcome to Summoner's Rift. 30 seconds until minions spawn. Oh my god.
Alright, I'm back.
Alright, boys and girls.
One's in the chat if you think we win this game two if i'm gonna lose my mind give it to me Holy shit.
Yeah, he's getting givin'.
What are you doing?
What the fuck is my fiddlesticks doing? Stop.
STOP!
What in the FUCK am I watching? let's clear a path uh When you've got talent, there's no such thing as a lucky shot.
Really though like I'm not-
Like this guy walks up to the fucking wave level 1
Uses E
And then fucking like what the hell man? so so wait how the fuck did my barrier...
He killed me before I thought...
I'm actually just bad,
I don't know.
Like that looks like it was a
picture perfect death.
I didn't want to barrier until I saw the next auto,
but I should have barriered.
Dude, I'm losing my minds.
Like actually though. I'm actually losing my mind right now.
You have no idea. I'm starting to fucking go crazy.
Like, I'm okay with the Fiddlesticks pick or whatever
but dude, just don't hit the wave
level 1.
Oh fuck, that's annoying.
Like why is he standing behind me in the lane?
Bro go here. Why are we not getting vision?
What are we doing?
Like, I don't get it. Why is my fiddle 800 yards back? Oh Whatever. whatever.
Like, Nocturne's literally flanking and my Fiddle is standing behind
me in the lane.
What the absolute fuck, man?
Surely this guy
understands how to play like his own
champion. He's a one trick
right? Surely
surely Surely.
I don't read books about the world.
I go out there and see it for myself. Marble is back!
Ha! ah uh uh me uh uh oh An ally has been slain. I use a fake name in Demacia, Jaro Lightfeather.
Sentinel of light, 8th order. he's a national hero uh my family Thanks for watching! is oh
Bro what the fuck?
I mean,
I don't know. This guy is just special. Yeah! so know difficult hero stuff uh uh so It is mind-boggling that my Fiddle has full mana right now
like fiddled bro just one man like please What the fuck?
God, they're so bad! uh I'm going to try and get the first one. so wait are you so Wait with me!
Last time I was in Shurima, I decoded some glyphs.
Something about a... Jackal Head, End of Times? The usual.
I just wanted to movie scare him and make him grate on my mantle.
An ally has been slain. so I mean, I don't know man.
Like what is happening here?
What my team just got 1v2'd?
I mean Seraphine's not even OP, the champ sucks. The only reason I died is because I have to literally 1v2 them like my fettel's chasing
the enemy mid
an enemy has been slain No sweat.
Over here! I did not mean the E, I took my hand off my ki. my keep so so so is and turtles this Dude, I don't even know what's going on in these games, by the way. I think
the biggest issue is
I'm starting to think
the only reason that
these games are hard is because
I'm not using a map cover.
Like,
I didn't want to like say anything because I'm like,
okay,
like,
I don't really care.
But like now that I like,
I'm getting a little annoyed and I feel like it is just straight up.
There might be one person
on teams ghosting
because somehow
everybody seems to know exactly when to play safe.
How to play safe.
And it's like these are D4 players.
They're retarded.
They're not geniuses.
Like they're the same intelligence as my team.
But they seem to...
The enemy jungler every game has been like Thanos.
And I'm like, I feel that's just because they can literally map hack uh so Why is my Fiddle just sitting 800 feet behind me while I poke them?
Like, bro. just go back!
Oh my god. uh killing spring uh I didn't see any of these priceless artifacts for sale an enemy has been slain yo god bless this Jax. An enemy has been slain
Double kill God get this
His eye has been slain Hard work, not today uh so I'll come back later and sit through the rubble for artifacts. um How unlucky.
I dodged the majority of his Bladecaller too, he just has stats. Ah... stats I have an idea.
I have an idea.
What if you just played perm shove champs in the CLO, and nobody knows how to play around
the...the shove? So even if your support is bad it doesn't matter because
you're just perm shoving. And they don't know how to play around that I always know a shortcut. shortcut uh what the ever-moving fuck am I hearing?
What is this?
Hello?!
Welcome to The League of Draven!
YAAAHHHHH!! Raven.
That was like scary as fuck!
Jurassic Park shit. Ah, whatever. I mean, I was gonna probably have to outplay that if I kite it down. I'm just being toxic.
... I'm just being toxic.
Like,
I'm playing bad because I'm just
teleporting out of my fucking mind
so I just want to...
Like,
holy fuck,
I'm irritated.
Yo, Grim,
thank you for the 38, man.
Welcome back.
Appreciate it a lot.
Thank you so much
for the reset, bro.
Glad to have you here today.
Hope you're having a wonderful weekend!
I think my Nocturne might be unable to walk near schools within a 50 yard radius.
But you know, that's okay. so so i can blink and still not miss
the uglier the monster the more fun they are to shoot. so so Dude How Dude, how am I dying so much?
Like, I'm gonna be real.
I don't even know how I'm dying so much.
Like, I'm just tilted and playing so bad.
What am I watching?
Like we lost dragon after We got baron because we didn't have fucking
How did my what the fuck because we didn't have fucking...
How did my... What the fuck?
I hit barrier and I still got one shot.
How did these two retards die like dude
can like can you guys have any semblance of a thought going through your brains
please Please.
My Jax is Thanos. It's okay. It just doesn't matter if he's Thanos, because the rest of my team got Baron and Nocturne decided to go farm.
Dude I don't know man zero is too low elo for my brain to like not tilt it's like everything
that is happening in these games is basically like my team is lollygagging
Around not thinking about the game
They're autopiloted, tabbed out
Fucking watching TV
I don't know, man.
Being the only one thinking about the game actively hurts my soul.
Actually Jax is trying really hard this game. That's it! Jack is dark as
fish!
Slaying an enemy.
An ally has been slain. I'll give Jax credit. He's trying pretty hard.
I think my Fiddle is just playing for fun. uh If I don't know the rules, then how can I be breaking them?
I blame the terrain.
Don't leave that rock.
Okay. uh been slain I am the one who's living. And any past tense,
will not replace me
in my life
and it will destroy the planet.
Just go make temple traps like these is Oh, that wasn't even fun. legit that was not fun
that was miserable. I did not enjoy a single thing that just we got the dub.
We got the dub.
At least we got the win, so like you know
there's that.
There's that. Yeah, I mean I'm telling you man
You have to really enjoy Yeah, I mean, I'm telling you man.
You have to really enjoy fighting
aspect of the game
to play in this ELO.
Because these people just fight.. Okay.. three deaths a minute is crazy oh 100 is crazy
yeah no that shit's wild......... one sec One sec.... What is our team comp?
What the fuck?
Okay. The fuck? What?. so so i will find project and destroy it oh they have a mid Caitlyn. Okay. I get it
All right boys and girls let's get it! Let's get it boys!
... oh shit wait what's happening?
I come!
The fiesta has started. Oh my god,
what the fuck?
Okay, good work everyone!
I'm here.
Very nice, very nice. I respect it.
I walked all the way up there but you know what? It's fine.
You know, sometimes you just die for no reason
but you know, is one of those so I might just be really bad at League.
I mean, we can't really play aggro. They're gonna get level two um Fuck. uh hmm Hmm. What am I watching?
What is happening here?
Dude, if that's warded I can kill him.
We both don't have a ward though.
That sucks.
Oh my god.
Stop pushing!
Please! I'm gonna go back to the base. oh my god stop stop stop pushing stop pushing please Oh, I'm dead.
I'm not gonna use anything...
I was autopiloting thinking about something that I shouldn't have been.
Goddammit, those are my faults.
I need to get a snack after this game.
I think a lot of why is this happening is because
I haven't eaten today.
I was like thinking about that just now.
I was like, man,
I realized I forgot to eat this morning
before I streamed
and I think it's actually affecting my
fucking brain.
Okay. Fucking brain. I'm going to go ahead and do that. uh um okay I will ditch this
This is bad, really? um so um um What the fuck? I am the truth behind Project Life. I definitely feel like i have no energy. Let me find some d- skim Where there's no way you're doing that. Wait, she put down two traps there.
That's wild.
Or two plants I mean.
Oh, Kaisa rocks once again six i'm just gonna kill this guy so uh My justice will now be denied. Here. I'm here.
Woo! so hmm hmm I'm going to go ahead and do that. uh uh Dude, I cancelled my aw- What is wrong with me?! Enemy double kill.
Complete. Pfft! Thank you. There's a sad bro. bro um so so so so so so so uh uh is so I'm gonna be real with you guys.
I don't know why.
But, I definitely feel off. Like, I'm playing bad and my hand hurts
And my brain is working reeeally slow
I think it's the lack of food. In the past 24 hours, I haven't eaten that much food.
And I'm feeling the effects of that right now.
Yeah! yeah oh so so uh destroyed so so so so oh so so Man.
I knew that guy was coming, I just didn't know when he was gonna get
there An enemy has been slain.
Ah! What is wrong with me? ah
oh what is wrong with me so uh has been slain so Oh, that guy actually still had R. My bad. I need one more Q and then the tower dies, and then I just kill that guy. Did I swear Nasus is underrated, man?
I swear that champ's actually really fucking good. uh I've compiled all of Project's errors. I'll check NASA stacks stacks when he spawns.
I got you bro.
Yeah, i'm gonna take a five minute break after this game and see if I can find somebody to I'm like getting lightheaded.
It's getting worse We are addicted to the Neon. he has 474.
I'll be real with you,
I don't know if that's a good amount of
NASA stacks or not.
I haven't played that champ in so fucking long.
Oh, What? What are you scared of?
Wait, you're playing Quinn. Just kill that guy!
Hey what are you scared of?
What? Nice.
Ooh, actually well played by Quinn. so slain What else?
I don't know man. is spawn so there has got to be a warden here right there's no other way they know we're
here yep there it is I'm trying to pressure because Nasus is pushing bot. so I wonder if this Caitlyn tries to push another wave.
Hmm.
This is kind of hard, because I can't really walk up without the team's pressure.
But it's not too bad, even though
i mean i can kill this guy pretty easily but my team's getting a free dragon and
now i'm playing bad so fuck that uh so so What? Why was Kate there?
Whatever, I mean...I e-egoed it.
I'm just kinda playing egoey Kinda playing... ego-y.
Okay!
Good work, team. Oh. My Voya is farming instead of ending oh
what the fuck oh my god Oh, fuck! Okay. I meant to honor the NASA's
fuck. I misclicked. Okay. Give me one sec guys. I'm going to go see if there's any food in my house that I can
make really quick. I'll be right back.
If I don't eat something, I'm gonna...
My brain's going to start going bad.
I'll be right back. Going bad....... Okay, I found some crackers. This'll have to do for now.
I will just go to the store after stream today.
Oh okay boys and girls.
Sorry about that game.
I don't know why I'm apologizing.
We won.
Give you up! Man... up man
oh i'll be eating crackers see this makes me feel better
hopefully so. I need something to watch while I eat.
While I replenish my fucking resources. This guy's 1K LP with fiddle.
How do you possibly get 1k lp with middlemen It's kind of crazy, right?.. Yeah, it's worse than that... Why did he cancel his W?. What is going on?. interesting Interesting. so. wait this is kind of op because Corky can never fight him if he bouts out
the first W Fiddle gets the second w off because
like if you finish your w i think you get a cdr i guess how it works right
well this is kind of ob so he just drain tanks the Corki damage...
Right? And if Corki runs away... Yeah, I don't know how you beat this.
Oh yeah, this is pretty gross.. he just bowled wave cleared with two W's
what the fuck?.... What the fuck?
Wait, he just ults in his face?
Like what the fuck is happening right now?.... Did you just tell me to end my stream with points?
Bro.
Bro. Have a good day that's your request you just spent a million
million channel points to tell me to have a good day.
All right, cool.
I guess I was unaware with your game.
Apologies. That's some GigaChad shit. Why, goddamn.. My question is, why does Fiddle Spells cost so little mana?. Wait, he's getting three mans. Akinator thank you for the four person raid
man I appreciate it welcome
to this trade
thank you so much man hope you had a wonderful stream
yourself Hello, brother.
I'm just watching other hello brother
i'm just watching a mid beast arena vade in queue we're just vibing okay hi Okay, how does he know that kills him?
What is... What?
Yeah, but that's like the perfect amount of damage.... five wins two losses i mean that's a double on the day right like this is crazy he barely had enough mana for that. Okay... You have a good night, you men. so. Like, what the fuck?
Dude, he is just getting bullied. What the fuck?. Dude, that's what I was saying.
I feel like it's weird how little mana cost Fiddlesticks costs.
That's the big thing.
Yeah. That's the big thing. I think that's why it's so good is because it doesn't cost them anything to just walk up and trade trade. midbeast said hawk to uh. you know like this is the most
uninteractive shit I've ever
seen.
You know what this reminds me of?
Fiddle reminds me of Garen.
He reminds me of like,
What Garen does.
You just exist.
Clear the wave and exist again. The thing is, I don't think Mal's hard... I mean, I guess you could Q him.
So Mal's what I counter with Q, I guess?
But still, that's so like...
The problem is if you pick Fiddle though
You're only picking Fiddle because the meta
is Corki-Trist If they pick corky or trust you just pick fiddle
and then you don't pick fennel if they don't pick core characters welcome to summer that's crazy hospital already have five patients 30 seconds into minion spawn We have been autofilled to top.
We are here, boys.
Yo I come? we are here boys yo i come oh Oh, we forgot how to doctor.
Huh!
That's not good?
Hold on let me put some music on. Oh, what is this? What am I watching right now?
What's happening? are you I'm gonna miss 3 CS. man Wrong. an ally has been slain Bro, why does it feel like Cho'Gath's a lane bully?
Surely Cho'gath is not supposed to be a lane bully right? uh I'm just dead.
I'm not gonna flash
i mean i'll be real i thought he tried to do a cheater back
that's why that was why i did that i thought it was cheetah recalling
but he wasn't i got debated
wait how's the score zero to five
that's rough i was like i'm the only one autofilled right like hopefully Hopefully.
Cho got wasted his TP, which is really good.
... so i'm wasting the tp it's super good one billion drops of healing juice Bro, stop chasing the Hecarim. There's no way I can come down there. hmm These hex rays look fine.
That's what we'd say if me took hex rays. took x-rays
dude i'm telling you though. My teammates don't get this invaded...
They don't even get invaded as much when I'm on my main.
Like it feels so fishy when I'm on this account.
Like, even if it's not true and people aren't ghosting,
it feels fishy
because like I haven't seen people
actually be this fucking aggressive
to invade this much and. So, like, invade
this much
and I'm in,
like, diamonds.
Okay. so so Fuck this Hecarim. no
the sacrament so and uh uh I was gonna say, I know he has Flash and Ult's but I wanted to force it. I was hoping that I could bait it out just a little bit more but there's this
i mean the chocat is losing the game right now i don't know what he's doing
him staying like this is really stupid.
Like I can't kill him, but he's gonna miss...
I see why-I mean, I don't know. This is just hilarious to me.
Ah! medicine everyone's sick there so so Thanks for watching! That Cho'Gath just missed an inhuman amount of CS, by the way. That guy just like missed I think like two waves chasing me. That was crazy.
Okay. I'm pretty sure he unironically just put me back into the game on accidents. I mean that was close. I just can't do anything about it. uh those so I'm okay with that.
Like, these deaths aren't
that bad because
I'm not losing anything for them, really.
And we're getting a lot on the bottom side of the map i might lose a point here. We'll have to see
Yeah, my was lose a play to Demolish. Oh definitely losing a play. so so so Hmm
I mean i'm trying
It's just gonna happen when I don't have I mean, I'm trying.
It's just gonna happen when I don't have jungle pressure.
But I mean...
Like I said, basically
the enemy jungler is
beating our Warwick so
because of that we're going to lose top.
We won 1v1.
But the Hecarim basically
is winning in this lane.
Is me okay? But it's totally okay.
Because like I said, we outscale Cho'Gath very hard.
Like it's not even close how hard we outscale him.
So like...
He can do anything he wants.
Because we do percent damage no matter what
Foreign Thanks for watching! see so I'm going to use the same strategy
as
before
.
I so incisions so so He wants me to go help him on his camps? I mean, the guy's not there.
I want to take this wave too but
I'm a little worried that
trying to take that wave is bad has been destroyed
my way is like comparing ganking mid to getting a stimulus check from Biden.
Dude, I can respect that. medical school yes smooth uh oh so my blue my gromp oh so good morning
clean my rightful place the time is in the fights always been a dream gotta catch them I gotta BM him a bit because like he was talking in all chat
i guess we gotta give him a little bit of the bm you know
gotta catch him Gotta catch em all! Are you crazy? You lost me!
Double kill double kill
patience where are you
why did Cho go mid?
and these guys really want to lose their turrets. No!
Three minions? Bro...
My E doesn't do enough damage to kill those three minions, are you kidding me?
... Are you kidding me?
That is so fucking depressing.
Yo, you guys wanna see something funny? I'm 1-4 and I have a shutdown.
League of Legends. can I'm going to use the same strategy
as
before
and
then I'll You know what I really need right now is uh...
Hey! hey unstoppable And the lightning has destroyed her.
Your team has destroyed her. oh has been dude i yo choga better bot lane wins, bitch. so people Two bajillion drops of healing through staff. Yo, thanks bro. Appreciate it.
Appreciate that one too. Thank you so much.
I mean surely you don't want to fight much.
I mean, surely you don't want to fight this, right?
Holy fuck! They sent the whole Olympic swim team. so You know what we need?
This is what we need. When you're playing Mundo,
You need this!
This is what we need, right?
This is how we play Mundo, boys. I'm going to try and get the first one. I'll go with this me doctor good Dare you take on the raid boss?
Here we go, boys! Fight me! oh bones connected to the flavor bone too bad you aren't a main character your team is uh ah so so Wait, why did my team not get dragon? uh-oh now it's a real fight oh no I'm not sure if this is the right way to do it, but I'll try.
I don't know what's going on here... is sleeping me an ally has been slain yo go to bed! Thanks for watching! so I'm going to use the so he's so so That's why I'm the main character, motherfucker. Motherfucker.. stay with me chow better top wins Dude, dude. Final Fantasy music makes everything a thousand times more epic like actually Like it's literally just me
pounding my face into a turret.
Me and Cho'Gath are just fighting each other
like two,
it's like Godzilla versus fucking
the gorilla King Kong,
and we're just beating our faces into each other.
Yo, in my defense though,
I did play better than him the entire game
by the way.
The one time
I got solo killed he had to flash for it
then he mismanaged
his wave. I zoned him off two
full waves. I died,
missed zero minions,
zoned him off two waves,
then Hecarim came. I still miss
no minions. Hecarim
came again
and then I ended up doing more turret damage than him by double.. I mean, yeah.
His champ damage is fake
because he's hitting a fucking
8000 HP Mundo half the game the game like he walks up and uses his e right
does he does percent damage so he's just hitting a fucking mundo the whole lane phase. Yeah. Yo, lowkey
this is one of the greatest
battle themes
ever. I got top again bro Bro. I mean, do we run it back? Wrench out with the tanks.
But Mundo's OP. Okay. branch out with the tanks but mundo's op
and he's really fun I'll give you guys something special.
If you can guess which... What Final Fantasy is from, and what
it is
from in the game of said Final Fantasy.
Tommy, give me a last peg
you're ready to carry It is battle music, but what type of battle? It's not a normal battle. It's boss battle music. Like whenever you would go into a fight
And you hear that
You're like oh I'm versus boss
Except for like some unique bosses didn't have that, like Sephiroth. I think...I can't remember if Jenova had that or not.
Some of them, some bosses
had unique music but most of the time if you had a little little boy boss it was like that Oh.
See, this is why I wanted
last pick.
This is why I wanted last pick.
I have been hard counted.
Badge. I mean, if this guy locked in Susan and I was last picking a champ...
...I would likely just pick something, like...
I mean, I don't know. Probably, like... Let me think.
Maybe Maybe Renekton.
Maybe... Oh, Rumble!
Rumble is like super OP versus Nasus.
I would just go Rumble tough.
Run it back from my go Rumble tough, run it back from like my old rumble days 10 years ago. so No, I actually think Nasus counters Vayne. Believe it or not.
Because the thing about Nasus is bad Nasus max Q. Good Nasus? Like if there's a matchup that's hard, Nasus players will just max E.
Right? So it's like uh...
If you're versus a Nasus in lane and you're playing like a ranged top,
Nasus actually has the advantage in that lane.
He just
has to not lose pre-6.
Like if you play safe until level
6 and you keep
decent CS,
you just weather
and walk him down.
You have to win
that lane before 6 against Nasus or he just ghosts at you and kills
you with Wither.
Because Wither's too OP.
Wither is the ultimate ranged counter. phrase
that's fine oh i can't type
i will be able to type in 2025. no Why Mundo do this? For the community! No. uh i want to crash this so that he can't stack
Please Do you guys think I'm supposed to proxy against Nasus as M i don't know because then the wave would always crash
it's hard to tell
i'm getting ganked.
Not getting ganked, he's just...intentionally not CSing, I'm just gonna freeze. uh uh You know what's interesting?
Nassus feels like one of those champions that,
you actually have to like...
Go, like, sustained damage versus this champ?
He kind of feels like that.
Like Sunfire
or something, you know?
I will say this,
I do just get to stack endless fucking...
Like permanent endless
fucking whatever it's called on this guy.
Uh... called on this guy. Resolve 3 thing.
Okay. Grasp, yeah. I do just get to stack permanent grasp- oh my god
My mouse just blew up we'll up
oh he just had sex that's not good oh so Yeah, I'm going to try and get the first one. you in good hands uh You know what we need for this. I'm going to use the Hold on.
It's hard to find music when I'm in the middle of laning phase. uh
we need the attack on titan music man uh Dude, I'm stacking so many grass procs and he's stacking stacks so oh i'm low
uh-oh i think he can actually just run me down with ghosts right now
I don't think he knows that but I think uh, I know that
So we gotta be care
Uh-oh I'm dead.
I got a Grass Brock worth. no uh RUN! Run, Starner! has been slain sometimes me wonder who is me We almost have Wormons.
We're close.
Okay. almost have warm-ons we're close okay i think I'm gonna go back, TP and buy Warmogs.
By the way, I'm really happy...
I'm really happy that my teammate made me get counterpicked top and they're losing bot.
That's my favorite uh what he's ob He's OP!
How are we losing every lane? What is this?
How am I autofilled, My bot lane, who made me...
didn't give me last pick is losing!
Like holy fuck you You last picked a Zyga.
Like how embarrassing Yo, stop that.
Like I don't care how fed you think you are You're not gonna tank the wave
An enemy has been slain uh so Oh, I'm dead.
Giga dead.
That's why he counters Mundo there by the way because there's nothing i can
really do once it hits a critical mass and i can't stop him from farming early because Mundo's weak.... Like, I don't know how my Scar- like why are you guys angry at each other?
Like, I gotta keep it real with you boys.
Leona counters Ashe and leona counters camille uh Like, let's just go next.
Like, let's just go next guys
this is sad.
Nah, you people smell like cabbage that's been left out in the sun for a week.
That is disgusting. Holy fuck, retards! Just forfeit. I'm going to try and get the key. Your turret has been destroyed.
Enemy in round two.
Get ready to lay down!
I'm slowing you! ah Ah. so so uh
i mean i'm just so bored man why are we in this game guys so so oh Let me out of the game guys.
Like I get it, you guys are having fun inting.
Can you just let me out though?
Come on little guys.
Come on.
Take it from me. You guys suck.
You'll be Diamond tomorrow! Just stop fucking wasting everybody's time.
You can try not to bring this to Mundo before Mundo was Mundo. Thank you. I'm going to go back into healing play. Just see......... I have no idea what that guy was saying, but I just said retard a bunch of times and told him to Google it.
So I hope he Googles retard and finds out what it means.
That'd be sick....... you you..... And I'm trying to......
.
.
.
.
.. Trying to play AD, man.
Dude I have been top like four times!.. uh whatever. Whatever. I shouldn't even be upset
we should just chill I don't have AP champs so and I don't have AP champs.
Sweet.
Man,
I love legal items. I mean, I'm just gonna go Vayne.
Like, at least Vayne is
like true damage.
... image You don't get to be upset at what i pick Like, these you ask somebody to
like
I don't know. Imagine you ask somebody to do something to, like...
I don't know. Imagine you ask somebody to do something for you
and then
they do it and you get mad about how they did it
and you're like, what do you mean?
You don't get to like be mad that somebody
did you a favor. That's the dumbest thing
I've ever fucking heard
but you're the one
trick right
like if you are the one trick
why do I have to pick
I gave
you my role and I'm
picking
I have to pick around you even though
it just doesn't make sense Like, I have to pick around you even though like...
So it just doesn't make sense.
Like League players are weird!
You guys are crazy!
You guys are dumb as shit!
You aren't the main character, guys.
You're not!
You're Diamond 4!
I was Diamond 4 before your balls dropped!
Just play! so Thank you.. What is this?
Cyber Owl plays on Riven Is the most broken thing I've ever seen.
Like what?
Don't get me wrong.
He played this well
but like what? I mean, I don't know man that is wild
What the fuck?. Wait, I'm not gonna lie.
I don't think I would have even seen that Poppy Q.
I don't play versus Poppy enough to know to flash that Poppy Q.
That's actually kind of crazy.
He flashed before the Poppy even queued.
Look at that.
That's pretty good.
Goddamn! God damn.
Kind of clean.
Respect.
Kind of clean. Just a little bit, just a little bit.
Okay...
You guys are watching an ad right now
so nobody will hear me say I hate myself
and I hate League of Legends.
I'm just kidding.
I love League. lovely Okay. I want to listen To something that's like
Relaxing I want some nice Roll it's like relaxing.
I want some nice
relaxing music
at this moment in time.. Okay.
Somehow their last picking mid over top.
Like what?
Unless it's mid fiddle.
Wait, I think this guy saw the mid beast video and he's playing mid fiddled
so we're gonna counter mid fiddle
oh
it's fucking time guys. He saw the mid-beast video about how Fiddle counters Tristana and Corki. However... However, he doesn't know I'm Malzahar.
I just literally cue his drain.
You're fucked!
And you didn't take TP!
And you took
electrocutes! You took the wrong runes
With no teleports
Oh, no bro. You're fucked like you're cooked Teleports!
Oh no, bro you're fucked like your cooked You're cooked. 30 seconds into a minion spawn my comment did 24 damage. That's kind of cool What What?
I mean,
I'm okay literally just getting
three mana flow stacks.
Okay. of flow stacks. What is he doing?
... okay is uh nice Like, once I get level three he just loses. He's barely winning now!
What are you doing? so You're an absolute moron! like what the so do just remember this guys.
Don't let your dreams be dreams, next time you queue up a League of Legends and think
Man I don't think i'm very good at the game
I don't know if I can climb this federal is d2
never let your dreams be dreams guys
just do it. so so I missed. Like, I don't know think he knows what silence means.
He's like, no, you're not supposed to be here.
You have to go back and do it.
And then he goes, okay, I'm going to get this guy.
I'll just take him out of the way.
And then he goes, okay, I'm going to kill you.
And then he goes, okay, I'm going to kill you.
And then he goes, okay, I'm going to kill you.
And then he goes, okay, I'm going to kill you.
And then he goes, okay, I'm going to kill you.
And then he goes, okay, I'm going to kill you.
And then he goes, okay, I'm going to kill you. And then he goes, okay, I'm going to kill you. And then he goes, okay, I'm going to kill you. What? Like, genuinely I don't think he knows what silence does. so yes What are we doing?
What are we doing? What are we doing man? uh so Guys, I think the fiddle AFK'd. so It looks like he AFK'd.
He is definitely not here. I'm not quite sure where he went. Okay.
You know, I'll just take his turret at seven minutes longer. ah so so does anybody know what the earliest they can forfeit is.
Like, if somebody rage quits, is it 10 minutes?
Because I really gotta pee. because
i really gotta pee I mean,
I feel like only in North America can you be in a game
where the enemy mid has literally AFK'd
at level 3
and
your team will still manage to
continuously die on repeat. It's a little embarrassing, you know? Like, what's happening here guys?
Like really, what's going on? This guy is literally AFK.
You guys could unironically just chill and we win the game.
There's physically no way they can win if you guys just chill.
Like, it makes no sense.
It's like imagine somebody said you get $100,000
if you stay here and do nothing for 25 minutes.
And then they point to the park bench
and you're like,
there's an ice cream truck that drives by
followed by a semi and you get hit and die because
couldn't stand there and wait for five seconds.
And you're like wow! There was no counterplay. That's crazy. Guys.
I'm chat restricted, right? How do I relay
that guy is literally AFK.
Like, how do I relay
that so my team doesn't keep inting?
... so so I mean,
I got shit on.
Okay, at least
we got
dragon 4v5, that's good.
This isn't actually
the worst.
No joke?
I just hope this guy doesn't actually take
top turret but I think he's going to.
Because for whatever reason...
I-
Like somehow some way
these players are still retarded.
This is outrageous what it is.
No! Lillia is coming top again.
They have no ults this time, though. Wait, there's no way this guy egos this hard right? so so Cool.
Didn't go perfect, but
we did get
two assists.
Dude, why is this game hard?
This guy has 19 CS! He AFK'd 10 minutes ago!
Like where's my support man? Why is my support soloing Wreck- What is going on
What is this? Guys.
They're fiddle AFK'd!
What in the fuck am I watching? so so Like...
Like, what the fuck, man?
My Janna is-
Oh, I'm gonna have a headache.
Like, how am I being like four-manned on the map constantly when there's only
four people in the game guys like what are we doing
why are we trying to hit their inhib turret retard what are you doing
second sight ordains it
like there is no way there is no way.
There is no world that these people are human beings.
Like, I've said that multiple times today,
but this is insane! I feel like I teleported to, like, Iron 1.
You know what's funny?
I always go Rylai second.
And if I went Rylai second this game,
I'd be destroying the set.
Like,
I would never die to the set.
But I didn't go
Rylai second this game specifically because i was
like oh they're just gonna forfeit so it doesn't matter what i pick
little did i know that even against the 4v5 odds of the enemy fiddle AFK, literally five minutes into the game.
Little did I know my teammates would make some plays.
Why are you here? Why are we soaking gold? Like, look at this.
I have three people top right now.
What is going on?
Guys?
Guys? so so so We are timeless. Your team has destroyed a giant.
I think the Lillia just flashed on the Jhin.
You're not challenging me, you sweeper! I just flashed on the Jhin. There is no world that my team is losing
on the other side of the map right now that is insane really yes
okay i think i'm on candid camera. They finally forfeit it!
It took them... Your team sucks?
What do you mean your team sucks?
Every one of your lanes won! except for mid who AFK'd. That's insane! uh.. Respectably,
when the enemy
AFKs
at level five stop dying like a retard it's really simple.
You lost in a 4v5. like legit 45 i made him rage quit level five minute five Minute five.
Just don't be retarded.
Thank you. That's crazy. Does that fiddle play a lot of
fiddle mid? Or is he a jungle main?
You know what I'm thinking? I think he's a jungle main who got auto-filled
mid.
He is, yeah. That makes sense.
Okay, now that makes a lot more sense.
Like he's just a fiddle one trick so he just tried to play his like
main champ.
But the problem is I literally just counterpicked him.
Like, I don't think Fiddle can ever exist in Midland vs Malz, ever.
Anytime he ever tries to drain the wave, I silence him.
And then anytime he ever tries to do anything,
I just stop him.
So he just bleeds resources
because he can't farm.
He gets too far behind
and he loses the game.
It's really impressive, though, that you can be that far ahead
individually and people will...
Hold on. I want to go see what happened with my Janna.
Why was she soloing bot?
Hold on, I want to watch the Vaan.
Hold on, I want to watch the VOD.. Okay, so okay so wait what happened to janna Red team's turret has been destroyed. What am I watching? please so What in the...
What in the fuck am I watching?
Oh, just a little bit of uh...
Doing a little bit of the solo red buff on jana okay i respect it Okay. Okay, still being soloed by Red.
Okay.
Oh, got the plant!
Okay, juked the thing, nice!
Oh!
Oh, the heal! Okay. You know what, I think we need...
Hold on.
I think we need some...
Hold on. this is...
One
sec.
.... here's what we need to do. so so so so oh round two oh so impressive talk.. I mean, in his defense he actually...
He got the red down to like i mean he got that was like a fucking
elden ring boss for janna
dude was doing the uh what's the run
where you're like
the build where you literally are like level one
and you have no damage
and you can't take any damage.
He's doing the Elden Ring super
hard mode build
trying to beat up on the red buff. so................ I'm being really, really lazy this game with my tech. So we're just going to play of jinx...... so his name is rim job randy nice Nice.... Welcome to Summoner's Red. 30 seconds until minions spawn Rip. rip fur there's but there's no way we fight right Right? Oh, you got the kill. Hopefully it wasn't Kog. Nice. nice
other games yeah pretty even we're chilling relax and put on some Chillin'. Relaxin'.
Put on some nice soothing music.
Give it a nice chill. How you doing, man? What's up Ricky?
How ya doin' bro? how you doing man what's up ricky how you doing bro uh so so Doing the old two wave crash sucks, but it is what it is. Wait, I can't even buy my...
Oh, I fucked something up and I can't buy my coal. Damn.
That's my bad
we probably don't have to back here anyway just because i'm like so far ahead in uh I mean, I'm just dead. It's fine. I could have put a ward down, but...
Eh.
I'm bad.
I'm kind of just chilling and auto-piloting.
Not thinking.
So that's my B.
I think this Zyra can actually kill that guy.
Wait, you can kill that guy too. What am I watching? watching wait our team just got supremely outplayed by the way so so you should see myself so No worries, though.
Okay... Bard with the roam, let's see it.
Let's go rim job Brandy.
Oh shit.
Oh easy stun!
Ooh, the flash.
Nice try, nice try.
Perspective. Nice try. Nice try. so so We could probably just do Dragon here. If Zyra wants to. We can do Dragon, or we just go even. I mean...
To be honest, it's not that bad at the moment.
I have a Cull. We're up like 10 CS...
it is what it is.
I am down for whatever, you know?
I do think we should try and Drakeke, but it really depends on what she wants to do all of a sudden. That's a really I can go take.
I'll do it in a sec.
I want to get six and see if they stay, then we dive them.
I actually don't think we even need to get the plant, so I'm just gonna back.
We could probably dive them as they walk the lane but it's a little risky.
So...I'm just just gonna back fuck it
because we didn't know where he was oh shit dude I swear so. Oh, shit.
Dude, I swear every time
I see a Yorick they always do well.
Like why do people
think like why is Yorick not played?
I swear that champ is broken.
I've never seen a Yorick just like run it down. I don't even think your players are one
tricks there was a guy who came to na that like challenger guy
and he used yorick to carry uh
half his games in Masters.
Because I played with him when he was in Masters
before he got to Challenger,
and he was playing Yorick
all of his fucking games
but then he got to g and started playing range top.
Oh, I'm bad. Like, he got to GM and was like, like, okay I'm gonna start playing fucking...
I think he's playing Vayne, TF stuff like that.
Quinn. uh No way.
He got that auto off.
Ah, I had such bad traps.
No joke?
My first traps were so bad
If I had better traps, i'd definitely kill him triple that
That sucks
Okay was trying to wave clear and uh, I should have trapped on top of myself so the Yi couldn't flash.
Wait? Rim Job?
Oh my god. Oh, is that him does that rim job Randy holy shit Holy shit. so so so so 3, 2, 1... And liftoff!
Actually I think I can go bot.
Farm two- I think I can go bot farm two waves and it'll be okay.
If they're cheesing the bush i'm i mean it's the dead but i'm gonna
take the risk i really wanna i really want my kraken side before i go back
we should hold the wave here for one wave.
Because we're gonna have to push one more wave after this.
So now I'll be fast enough so now we fast push this way him. All right, cool. Nice, you got the Kraken Slayer? I'm down. No, but I swear
every time I go against a Yorick top
they feel like they're
randomly
unkillable fucking Thanos monsters
of champions every time.
Like, I could just be bad versus the champ
but like...
Oh man.
It definitely feels like you can't go anywhere near that champion without
like three people it's like a laowii kinda so so Yorick beat Mord in Death Realm?
Jesus. I mean, he's pretty strong.
Actually, he only has pickaxe and cold field.
Maybe he is not that strong.
I don't know.
I'm talking like
I know somehow what Y york's power spikes are
i don't know what the yorks power spikes are so Oh, there's a Yi in here. Oh. I mean, I'm not even a challenger fighter right now.
I'm like Grandmaster peak in the last few years
But, I mean, I think it's just there's too much crap to know for every single champion now right?
Oof. It's so rough man oh come on so so so so cannon let's go so We're kind of strong. It's not too bad.
If Kraken are you?
Wait, I got a 3-level lead on this cog. If Kraken are you.
Wait, I got a 3-level lead on this cog?
This looks funny she has no boots.
That Zyra has absolutely only fucking...
Only the Liandrys. I'm bleeding. I'm not! so so I'm surprised they didn't forfeit.
This is like the most one-sided game of the day. so What the fuck?
How am I tanking that,
The tower?
Okay. hour Nice.
That was a crazy fucking good game.
Everybody just popped off.
That bar was really good.
Rimjob Randy. be oh were you the Bard? AGGs man.
Ooh...
The turret damages are not great.
Yikes.
YIKES!
Hmm? Oh yeah my MMR is fucking cooked on this account. I'm gonna play on my main tomorrow- or like other accounts, my's account tomorrow
my world first account got got two week banned so I have to wait for it to get unbanned tomorrow.
We did a bit of trolling.
We went 3-16, so it got like automate banned
but my mmr is still really really good on this account so
we should probably still be able to hit GM. The funny part is,
it's like...
In all of these games that we lost
the only two I think I was just like super
out of it were this Draven game and this Ashe
game. Even this game
I was tryharding. It was just like not
This game was awful. We got
dove by these two, like, 50 times
and then Pyke...
we just got railed this game.
But I think what happens is if you do
battle a bunch of games in a row now,
it like adds up.
Right? So it's like because I had
10 plus deaths a few games,
this one hit really hard.
It was like okay there's no way he's inting that hard
I mean I deserve it
I deserve the two week ban
I was literally not trying to win this game.
So I get it.
But my MMR is still really good, so even with these losses
it still doesn't matter.. so.. you you... I'm gonna go to the store after stream today, and I'm going to get some meal prep stuff.
Or stuff that I can just make easily.
I've been streaming a lot,
so I haven't been able to make
food during my stream,
so I just end up not eating.
And then I end up like...
either tired
foggy because I'm not eating or
angry cause I'm hangry.
Because I usually don't eat right when I wake up,
right?
Normally,
I give it a few
hours before I
eat.
Hmm.
I very rarely
eat breakfast and then, normally it would be like okay,
I'll have some yogurt or a mild lunch and then...
But I don't have anything right now or am i gonna sandwich There's one guy in the US.
Like I said,
I think it's a system that has to be... Like I said, the reason that my other
account got pinged was
because I had so many games in a row.
Like,
I'm assuming
the way
this system works is if you do
let's say you have 20 deaths one game
out of 10
games, right?
Let's say you have
20 deaths
one game
let's say this was the only
game where I had bad
deaths,
right?
Then let's say like
all of these games
were just like these
right?
Where I was like 14 to 2 18 blah blah
like it i wouldn't be banned like i wouldn't have gotten banned for the one game where
you go with 316 three right but what ends up happening is uh because like all of these were in a row this was the same
day and i'm assuming like some of these were just like a lot of deaths
and i'm assuming i got reported in some of these even though like,
I was trying.
I wasn't trying in this game or this game at all
but I was actually trying in these games
I just you know, I just did bad
This game... Was I trying bad this game was it trying in the same
i mean i don't remember i think we just got oh
i did this game on stream no i wasn't trying in this game either so yeah so
i'd like because you can see
I got only four CS a minute
but you can see the games
where I'm trying
even when I'm doing battle
still have seven
CS a minute.
6
The games where I'm just
actually mentally checking out
will have like 5
Right?
Like 3.9
4.7
Because a lot of games 4.7
Because a lot of games, if I'm... Yeah like this game too
You can kind of
If I reported a bunch in a row, in one day.
Like I think I deserved it.
I mean like it looks like I did...
I stopped caring about four games out of 15 or out of like it's like four out of the like 10 losses so it's like 40 percent I just have to force myself
To stop playing when I get that tilted
That's literally all it is
It's just like like force an hour break.
Because Masters is like incredibly... Masters is so incredibly fucking tilting, man.
Even if you mute all of it's really frustrating.
Thank you for watching! if you move at all it's really frustrating.. Yo, I'm gonna refund that.
I'm going to refund the end of the stream thing, Sage.
You don't need to waste your million points man.... What time is it?
8.30?
Alright, this might be my last game.
I want to make sure
I can go to the store and...
I want to go for a walk too.
He said we'll do the challenger climb tomorrow that's when my account gets on ben. Yeah, what's up man?
I'm gonna get some water. Go ahead and ask whatever you want to ask, I'll be ready.
Oh, I should have taken Presti Attack. Oops! Okay. you you Whoa! whoa
I came back to a
fucking paragraph
what's up bro
Alistair with
Kaisa AD carry
versus Jinx and Lulu
my jungler decided to AD carry versus Jinx and Lulu.
My jungler decided to spam gank us at level 3 when we were level 2 after a couple tries
he killed the enemy bot lane but jungle didn't help
us push the lane, the wave state was still pushing for his enemy
as my AD carry tried to push it, instead of leaving
it frozen in front of the tower
so I was at the position to decide
if I let my AD carry go unbot with a
really bad wave state vs Jinx, little bit of potential
jungle to help me out with my jungling grubs I decided to have my AD carry persuade Yeah, no you can't leave the wave state bad ever as a
support.
You made
the right choice. Your team just didn't.
If the J4 ganked
and didn't fix your wave
j4's punishment for not fixing your wave is that he doesn't get grubs
like that's just a punishment because it's a team game right so if your wave is frozen in front of the enemy turret
uh like i'm assuming you're talking about the wave was like stuck here
like in this area right here. If your wave is
stuck here and your jungler is forcing grubs or whatever
it's not your job to go up and help him do grubs
and fuck your AD carry over.
Because if he ganked and didn't shove that wave
in, then you don't
know. Because the problem is
if you roam and Lulu doesn't roam
your AD carry gets zoned
So you don't know what Lulu's going to and Lulu doesn't roam, your AD carry gets zoned.
So you don't know what Lulu's going to do before she does it because that's just how the game works.
You can't tell if she's gonna roam into the grubs.
So she has two options
and you don't know which one she's taking. So because you don't know which one she's taking.
Because you don't know which one she is taking,
You have to take the safer more consistent option. Check out our great chill music from the past.
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Where I'm not trying to not die to this
lane.
You know what's funny?
I actually don't know how to play versus Nila
as...
...as Jinxed Pyke.
Like, I haven't done this matchup very much...
I know I'm supposed to have Press the Attack but...
Oh shit! Oh, she... Did she really just polymorphed my fucking melee minion, man.
Who does that? Who polymorphs the melee minion man who does that
who probably works the melee minion bro
because the problem with nyla is you
always get into the position like this
like we're in such a weird position right now.
I would
actually have to talk to somebody who's
high elo to figure out how to
not let this happen.
... I would not let this happen. I mean, I think I know how to do it
It's just wave management stuff
But i would need to know exactly how
to do it or i'd like feel comfortable
because i'm pretty sure it's literally just you wave manage better.
You like slow push so that when it crashes,
It's a different crash timer. Oh, man.
Shit on him? Well yeah I mean Nyla can't play the game.
That Pyke is kinda trolling.
Yeah, that was pretty troll.
All the Pyke had to do there by the way was um Damn. Nah, we gotta run.
Literally though all the Pyke had to do there was let them be low under the turret.
I think I understand what his thought process was there because he's like oh I really wanna...
Like, I kind of understand his thought process there. Um...
Because I'm assuming what he wanted to do
was just try and get the kill, but when they're that low under the turret...
I should have backed here by the way.
Actually, I mean I still can I guess? Yeah, I need to back.
I'm gonna fuck my wave here, but I don't really have a choice.
My timer's off and this is a cannon wave. Oh... are we going to greed this?
We're going to greed it aren't't we oh this is so bad this might be the worst possible Okay, we're in a good spot. Nice nice nice
Dude that's like the worst possible fucking timer for us to try and do that by the way.
Oh no I backed into such a bad spot. Please don't stop me, please don't stop me, please don't stop me.
Nice, nice, nice.
I like max greed back so I wouldn't lose the whole wave.
I still might lose the whole wave though.
I don't know.
Yeah, have a good night, Mimph.
The thing is, we have...
Jinx's...
Nyla's really good with engaged supports.
She's really good with stuff that can go in, like her
passive is good with enchanters or whatever but
she has to
all-in so if she can't all-in she just gets poked
right? And if
she just gets poked
then she can't, like she's not gonna be able to ever and she just gets poked,
then she can't... She's not going to be able
to ever all-in.
So you need somebody
that can help you go all-in.
Like, Rakan is actually really good with Nyla.
Let's take a sleeper OP pick with her.
Nami's not too bad. everybody so I actually just missed that rocket on that Lulu.
Oh, I'm bad damn
dude we win that so hard if i don't miss
that too
do you realize how fucking op that
would have been? Damn.
I think Pyke misplayed it at the start, and then I misplayed
it with the rocket but... Because we know Gwen's bot because Viego is top
right so like, we shouldn't be taking the fight and if we do take
the fight we should play front to back on the nylon not the he tried to go in on the lulu I know. um uh our wave state's good but i'm low i don't know how to
i think we just back, to be honest.
But it's a really awkward timer to back because
this guy is coming.
Wait, pull him!
Oh that guy misplayed so bad. What the fuck? I actually have to replay and they're gonna try and dive me. Oh, this isn't good. um Woo!
Woo!
Let's fucking go. whoa let's go That sound good? No. I'm old. um What the fuck is happening then?
I swear, Huey is so broken but nobody plays that champ.
Well they do just not in this elo I guess.
Wow I actually missed.
The fuck?
I'm trash.
Hmm... Oh, I got the blue one. oh Damn.
I fucked up Oh no way bro! I think I win that.
Fuck!
Dude, I'm positive I actually win that if I don't fuck up
Got'em Got him!
Watch this.
Pew! Oops! Man, I'm so sad. That was such a free fight
yeah i think the w is what fucked me i mean he did get healed
the reason i wanted to w was because w does 2 autos worth of damage before you have Kraken.
Like my W actually does do more damage than my auto there, it's just that um... I am... oh god, I just vomited on my keyboard. Now we can't fight that. It's too hard.
But the reason I W'd is because like, I knew he needed two autos.
So I was like, if I didn't W there's a chance, sure, but I think W was the right call, I just
missed.
Okay. Man, fleet is really broken by the way.
Like actually just insane.
It still blows my mind that fleet is like allowed to exist in the way
it does.
Like, it gives so much movement speed and gives
so much fucking...
Like the movement
speed that it gives is
just so broken
like look at that
he's trying to engage and he can't right there was the perfect example i missed missed a cannon. Don't do it, chat.
Don't do it.
I know you guys want to use the cannon emote. Don't do that.
But yeah, that was the perfect example of why Fleet is OP.
I propped Fleet,
the dude, like, tried to chase me down, and
Fleet kept me just out of range of the Nihilus E.
Like, it was literally
a Fleet diff. That's just disgusting.
That extra movement speed was that's just disgusting
the extra movement speed was this so good Welcome to the League of Draven. Cannon.
Did you start to say cannon?
Fuck you! Oh fuck you bro.
Thank you for the 13 man welcome back.
Appreciate it a lot. I
Think I hit him but don't kill. Ooh! That was close.
Oh, no! uh I mean they, I think the game's over. Niva is too far behind.
When Niva gets this far behind she can't fight anymore so Your team has destroyed a turret. so Wait, I flashed into it. Oh my god,
I flashed into our Q.
I'm so bad.
Dude,
I meant to flash
to the side
so I didn't get hit
by the snip and uh whatever Hmm? What do you think the top three worst eddy cars are like, worst worst Worst? What do you mean...
Just outright unplayable? I mean there aren't a lot.
I don't even know if there's three. You could play almost every ad to an extent right now i think the worst at ease are probably like i mean i don't know i'd have to look at a list.
I can't remember a lot of the AD carries right now. I mean, Nyla's not actually bad. She's just really situational.
Like if you pick Nyla into Cry Tristana for example or Draven...
She's really good in the Tristan-Draven.
Right? And those two champs are pretty meta right now.
Anything where you all-in as Nyla... pretty meta right now.
Anything where you all-in as Nyla, anything you
all-in... Smolder's actually, again,
Smolder's not that bad situationally.
For example, if
you pick...
Let's say the enemy team picks Jinx or Zeri.
If they pick like Jinx or Zeri,
You could pick Smolder pretty easily. Because your just because you're just playing the scaling battle at that point Like if you get a... What was I going to say?
If you get a decent amount
of stacks on Smolder,
once you get the
like... He's still OP.
I think people think Smolder sucks
because of
um... Because of... uh because he's bad in low elo because there's so much fighting so it's kind of hard to It's kind
of hard to find times to scale
in certain games, right?
Depending on your elo.
But I mean he's not the worst.
If you pick Smolder and they
like... And you're blind
picking him, you're gonna have a horrible time.
It's like Nyla.
If you blind pick Nyla or Smolder, You're going to have a terrible time.
But if they pick a scaling champ and you
Pick Smolder, I mean, you can do it most of the
Time, right? If they pick an all-in
Champ, you pick Nyla, that's fine. So it's like stuff
Like that.
Okay. pick Nile it's fine so it's like stuff like that. Wrecked?
Yeah, that was a fun game actually I actually had a lot of fun that game.
Let me look at the list and I'll tell you what ADs are the worst.
It'll probably just be whatever's
the lowest win rate. It's not
always that but a lot of the time
it's like whatever AD carries the lowest win rate.
Masters plus is bad.
Sivir.
Sivir is really bad.
I think the only time you pick Sivir is really bad. I think the only time
you pick Sivir right now,
like,
the win rate's...
I totally forgot about her.
The win rate
is actually indicative
of this champ
sucks balls.
Basically, the only time I think you pick Sivir indicative of, like, this champ sucks balls. Basically
the only time I think you pick Sivir is if they
have a super melee-heavy
team.
They have four or five melee champs, right?
And you want to assist your team by hitting
R. If you need movement speed
and you know you're going to scale...
But that champ just blows.
Caitlyn's actually pretty bad.
I'm surprised so many people play her.
Like, a lot of people think Caitlyn
is good. Uh...
I see a lot of people say Cait's decent right now,
and I think they're idiots.
I think this champ is really bad.
The champ's only bad because of the meta though.
Right?
The meta is why this champ sucks.
Like what beats Caitlyn? What's like... The meta is why this champ sucks.
What beats Caitlyn? Think about it, right?
Actively, what do you guys think in chat beats Caitlyn?
Ashe.
The number 180 carry in the meta
destroys Caitlyn's life.
Right? One of the hardest Caitlyn
counters in the game, Ashe. You're like
okay what if I just pick Cait and ban Ashe?
Okay sure. You can do
that right? Varus.
Varus is actually insanely good.
The champion
has broken his shit right now, but people
suck at him, so he has a bad win rate,
right? But he is the good champion.
He beats Cait. Ezreal
Beats Caitlyn
Jhin does well versus Cait
Zeri
Zeri vs Cait If the Cait's good you will push the Zeri? If the Kate's good, you will push the Zeri under the turret.
The problem is that you have to play the matchup perfectly because if Zeri ever goes even with you...
Like, if you leave lane and Zeri isn't crippled that you lose the game right uh jinx
goes even versus kate very easily right like brand these three really good against Kaitlyn.
Kaitlyn is just one of those champs that like...
She has to be strong enough to do what she needs to do
and if she's not, she's too hard to pull off zaya sleeper OP right now.
This champ is actually really,
really good but I only see her
played in high elo games.
I don't think low elo players
know how good Zyia is yet
because she hasn't really been...
People think that you're supposed to go Kraken Slayer on her?
Once high elo players start
going Essence Reaver,
once the players start going Essence Uber they'll realize how good the champ is. Like, you see how like every fucking pro player in high elo goes essence waver on Xayah? Not every but the majority go Essence Weaver.
Like Essence Weaver is incredibly good but people don't build it so they think the champ isn't very good I mean,
I don't know.
Outside of Kate and Siver,
I don't know what's bad. Like I mean, I don't know. Outside of Kate and Sivir, I don't know what's bad.
Like I said, Smolder is not actually bad.
Oh, Vayne.
Vayne is pretty bad. Okay. I don't think Vayne's in a good spot.
I think when they nerfed Vayne top,
they gutted AD carry Vayne too hard.
And it's the same idea as...
It's the same exact idea
as Sivir and Caitlyn.
All of Vayne's counters
are meta at the moment,
so it's hard to fire
i think the best 80 carries in the game right now though if i were to make it i can make a tier list tomorrow. I'm too tired today
but I can make
a tier list tomorrow.
I think the best AD carries
at the moment though
are
Jinx
like this list
doesn't tell you
who the best ADs are. I would say it's Jinx, Zeri, MF...
Actually, MF is like A tier, I'd say. Let's see if the S-tier champs are kaisa jinx zary ezreal
yeah i think those are the only ones. Oh, Ashe.
I think I put those five in S tier.
Jinx, Zeri, Kai'Sa, Ezreal.
I think they're all pickable and I think
they're all really good. Like I think the A tier ADs are like MF.
Draven probably MS drivenah, Lucian...
Hmm. Varus...
I don't know how I feel about Twitch.
I feel like this champ sucks.
The problem with Twitch is
the higher ego you get,
the worse Twitch gets.
Okay. the worst Twitch gets. Okay, I'm wrong.
I still think
Twitch sucks.
I stand by it.
This is a really low sample size this is just all one tricks like if you look at zary she has the same exact win rate as
twitch with like 8 000 games compared to 500.
This is what I'm looking for
when I think a champ's OP
is like this.
Right?
That's
what I look for.
I don't think Twitch is OP, I think he's good in solo queue because people...
I think he's good in solo queue cause people just get caught.
Right? I think that's the issue with Twitch. In solo queue because people just get caught.
Right?
I think that's the issue with Twitch.
In solo queue,
it's really chaotic
and people can't communicate
so you could be like 5-0
but Twitch could be 0-5
in lane down two levels you have a freeze on him and he can walk mid
And just unstealth on your Mid Laner twice and win the game
Because he tilts your mid, gets a shutdown... Just like, Twitch is one of those solo queue champs,
right?
So who's the bottom in Challenger?
No, Thaleos
is, but I also don't think if Thaleos
is bad right now either. I it's always actually decent the problem
is is ethelios has the issue of he needs like very coordinated gameplay to make him work.
He is not a solo QAD,
he is a pro play AD.
That's Aphelos' issue. Like, you have to have very
good coordination because he is literally like...
He needs 2-3 items to function.
In his early game he's really good, like a lane bully
but he can also get countered by stuff like Ashe
Like all of the meta ADs right now
Can shit on Aphelios too.
But I don't think he's that bad.
He's like a worse version of Jinx.
He's like
a budget jinx.
I think Emeth is really good, just like uh she's not op she's just very good
because like mf what you do at the moment is you just rush blood boaster
into essence weaver her build is really simple too you go bt essence river press the attack and
you just start killing people the bt shield gives you the ability to keep your strut going the whole time, and you're
just a fucking monster walking around the map at light speed. I mean, outside of that
I still think Vayne's garbage
Kalista's good
Kalista's really OP
but again
Kalista's one of those champs
where she's only op if you have coordination with your
support because you have to have really good synergy with your support play that champ at least
in high eloO you do.
Like, if you're versus other challengers like let's say you're in challenger
against another challenger ball in
you need your support to pick
around the champ
and you need your support
to play around the champ.
Like, and you need your support to play around the champ like so you need bernada or you need like a nautilus or a rel or like something that can
synergize really well with callista. And if your teammate doesn't play around
you or pick that, this champion
sucks.
Seraphine AD carry I think is really bad.
I think it got gutted,
but...
I still see people play it,
but it definitely doesn't feel OP.
Like last split, Seraphine was broken the whole split and it felt awful.
This makes sense. It definitely doesn't feel like Seraphine is OP.
This doesn't make sense! think way is really op in the ad carry position like
really really really good
i think people just don't know how to play him i don't think ad carry players
know how to play way and i don't think AD carry players know how to play Huey, and I
don't think AD carry players want to learn how to
play Huey.
So if you
put a mage player
like a Huey one trick in the AD carry role I think they would do really
well and in an egg in bombing I'm super...
Like, remember what I told you though.
Nyla is incredibly good, right?
Like I told you guys.
Nyla's super good.
There aren't a lot of matches, obviously.
But the reason Nyla's good is because...
Like I said, she counters a LOT of stuff in this meta.
So just to name a few things
Nyla counters that you guys might not be thinking about.
You guys might think she counters auto attacks right?
But think of what else she counters.
Leona's stun is technically an auto attack.
Right?
Leona is one of the top supports in the meta right now.
Right?
So Nyla, when Leona engages,
Nyla can just mitigate her stun completely.
You just... Like, the Leona can't stun you
because you just hit W and now she can't stun.
It's really broken.
All right?
Think about that, right?
And then you have Nautilus
Nautilus can't root you
So he'll hook you
and after he hooks you, he can't root
so you just move around afterward.
Blitzcrank can't punch you. All of these
supports have to auto attack you
to do their damage.
Like,
there's their abilities
I mean like
knock up auto
Alistar stun
auto attack
Leona Q
auto attack
Nautilus snare
auto attack Well, you guysus snare, auto attack.
Well you guys get what I'm saying right? I don't have to keep going
like
that's why Nyla is so good
it's because she's literally like a
counter to almost every engaged support in the game, except for Rell.
Rell is one of the only engage supports that she doesn't hard-counter
because Rell doesn't have an on hithit, like, stun. Her stun and
knockup and
everything are
like spells.
Yeah, you can
get sheeped.
It only mitigates
auto attacks.
Mavis W
only stops autos.
It doesn't stop spells.
But the thing is, Leona's CC
is an auto attack.
Nautilus' root
is an auto attack. Stuff like that, right?
Those are all autos. So they have to be applied through autos
and if you can't auto them to apply it then you can't hit nava This champion is broken, though.
Like, if you're...
When you see the really good challenger AD carries play this champ.
You realize how broken Zeri can be.
The only thing is, Zeri can't function against Ashe.
That's the only
downside to playing Zeri.
You physically can't function against Ashe.
You can't function against...
I mean, Kai'Sa-Zarya is just a
farm lane. If you play these
you're just farming
Both of these champs want to farm
and play mid game so both are the same champ
I think Zarya's a little better than Kai'Sa personally,
but they're basically the same.
Jinx is kind of worse
than both of them a little bit.
She's still good,
but she's a little worse than both
and Ezreal's his own playstyle
where Ezreal's his own playstyle,
where Ezreal is basically...
Um...
Ezreal's actually better than this.
Ezreal's one of those champs that is really hard to look at win rate for
and say he's OP or bad off his win rate because he's so difficult.
Where if Ezreal has a 50% win rate in Challenger,
He's OP.
But you see how his pick rate and his ban rate are really high?
You see this?
Ban rate, pick rate.
Ban rate's almost 30%,
and pick rate is 30%.
If you compare that to something like Jinx,
where it's 10% and 1% ban rate...
Or even Zeri.
Ezreal actually has a higher ban and pick rate than Zeri does.
4% higher pick rate,
and 20% higher pick rate and 20%
higher ban rate.
And it's way higher than Ashe.
These are the stats you have to look at when you're looking at if a champion is
OP or not.
It's like all of the stats combined, I think Ezreal is S tier right now but you have to
know what you're doing. but you have to like
know what you're doing
he does so much damage All right, guys.
I'm going to take a break and go eat some dinner and go for a short walk. so I wanted to say thank you guys for watching.
I appreciate it as always.
I love you guys.
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