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i've got a good feeling about this. so not a problem so so so so so so uh and so Thank you for watching! so so two so No. not a problem I'm going to go back and do some more of this. so i don't know what i'm doing you got danger Death is drawing near. You've got dangerous eyes, I like that.
Be free!
Set sail! Don't get cocky huh is so so I'm going to try and get the good I've got a good feeling about this. I'm going to try and get the The music is not a problem. so Keep it coming! You got dangerous eyes so so together I'm going to use the same strategy as before, but with a different character. Don't get caught! Let go.
Hahaha... Shhhhhh I always shoot first storm so so so Thanks for watching! I've got a good feeling about this. Alright, who's next? not a problem so I know what i'm doing uh is so so so you've got dangerous eyes i like that I'm going to show you how to do this in a bit. so uh um so
sure you can handle me summoner so so so Step 2. I always shoot first. good feeling about this so um so not a problem uh is so so so You're mine!
Enemy rampage. so yes you can keep up with
the song between us. so so sure you can handle me Step 2 step two I'm going to go back and do some more of this. about this oh I'm going to go ahead and do that. My life has been destroyed so so is so
you've got dangerous eyes.
I like that.
Alright, get down with it so so I'm going to try and get the first one. so uh okay so okay so so so I'm sure you can handle me. so Thanks for watching! good so so um so step two Step 2 so oh yes oh oh uh so so Thanks for watching!.................................... Yo, what's up guys? Hello. Hello governor Hello, governor. oh Check. Welcome to Summoner's Rift. I'm going to try and get the best of both worlds. zero We are with you, Spiderman. I'm going to go ahead and do that.. These hex rays look fine. so so me so no so Mungo without borders. uh Oh, I got Exhausted.
Not the worst. so so mundo ready to cure what ails you an enemy has been slain me so perfect so wow uh so Oh my god.
Dude, I can't do anything this fucking
Tryndamere is just chilling.
Dumbass, Rindamere. uh It's okay. Once we get warmogs, it's GG!
We are just playing for the old mogs. See,
Tryndamere players play for early game
nowadays because Trynd doesn't actually
scale, right? He used to scale but now he's like an early mid-game champ.
Mundo players play for late game...
We smash! not remember uh so so five please maybe my jungler will head top lane once patients I should afk. I should actually afk so When your teammate does that to you, and then says nothing doesn doesn't apologize, doesn't say like my bad.
They deserve to be inted hard.
Okay. I genuinely think this guy deserves to be inted.
Okay. speed like what Like what is this? so so Nah, time to ruin the game for everyone. Just having fun.
Nobody gives a fuck that my lane's getting screwed by the jungler?
Enjoy the loss!
All he had to say was
MB, bro.
You apologize? I feel good.
We don't lose.
Unfortunate. unfortunate oh Oh no, my mental's trash today but I don't really give a fuck.
This ain't my main account losers can lose uh so so so if I don't play AD carry one single game does that mean I've stopped playing AD Carry?
I'm just asking because your logic is kind of weird.
Oh shit, he's not playing AD this game?! He must have quit!
I want you to say that out loud, like I want you to say that out loud. Like, I want you to actively think about that Kill him alive! Dr. Mundo I'm going to use the so I'm going to try and get the first one. Shut down.
Bless the sky! Patience, where are you? oh Damn it. I had E up in like two seconds. huh uh an enemy so is so so and ally has been slain Wee! so so Your turret has been destroyed.
I mean, I'll be real, I don't know how we deal with trends. We left them all on top.
We didn't give a fuck.
It is what it is? so me started this package so so Hmm. You cannot escape I'm going to try and get the shut down so I'm going to try and get the first one. Zahn, perfect place to do medicine.
Everyone sit there!
Hold on! everyone's sick there um mundo smash
it's dead. Shyvana ulted into 5%. shivana altered into five people died Hey, where are other doctors so lane so so so run with me so so so so getting free listen
are you bot?
Bro, if you keep being bot we're gonna lose Baron. Alright well he's retarded so GG. so need medical supplies it's like they're so retarded that they have no understanding of what's happening in the game outside of their little screen.
My Nefiri is 3 and 5 against the lane she wins,
in She's Bot Lane with Baron up at 22 minutes.
No objective on the map bot wants to go bot.
And you wonder why your heart is beating so fast bot wants to go bot.
And you wonder why your hardstuck retards...
Little baby retard diamond players, hardstuck.
Mundo dot mundo And you guys wonder... The little hard-st stuck retards. I'm going to go ahead and do a quick run through. oh Thanks for watching! so so I'm going to try and get the most out of this. um forgot how to doctor damn that ari really wanted that smoke bro An enemy has been slain. so you so so Wait, my Ashe went Wits End.
Oh, it's unplayable! Ohhh.
I wonder who put it in that game state?
Shyvana...
Actions have consequences so pillows on walls he's too fast so so Why did he flash is so so damn destroyed so so
you Thank you...... Okay. Honestly, I'm kind of happy.
Like I said, that Shyvana 100% deserved that loss.
Guy was first-timingivana playing like absolute dog shit packed bad didn't play correctly on dragons afk farms mid laner lost lane
Ashe had no
idea how to play
AD carry
in any facet
of that role
at all
like the dude just got railed bot lane at all.
Like, the dude just got railed bot lane. So, yep.
I don't really care if we lose that game.. You deserve nothing but death.
I think I found a retard
from my team.
Which retard were you, bro?
Which one were you, buddy?............ Thank you.. I'm going to go ahead and Can somebody ruffle your feathers?
Let's just say I hope I get into your games.
Oh darn, are you gonna run me down on my Diamond 4 Smurf?
Dear God, don't do it man.
I'll never fucking let it down. I don't know how I'll mentally recover. Welcome to the league of Draven
wow thanks for gifting a sub bro I appreciate it so back you like you're good? Oh, I don't think
I'm good.
But this is a Smurf and I am Grandmaster.
The difference between us is that I think that that's bad.
I think being GM is bad.
You would pray that someday you can make it to
GM to brag to your friends.
We're not equal.
Right?
Your shit's You're shit-talking me?
Yeah.
See, this is what my... I like having the delusions in the chat.
When you get people come in and they're angry
and raging and delusional it feeds the content that's good
you're welcome here bro you can you can be as delusional as you want
feel free Hey Grim, thanks for the other gifted sub bro.
Appreciate it.
Welcome to The League of Draven.
Devon if you want to get out of Diamond 4
You should focus on yourself and not other people
That's all I'm going to say
Alright little bro
Like I don't even know who the you were in that game
but everybody played bad so who cares? I'm going to go ahead and do that. Minutes have flown. so Stick around, though.
You might make some friends, maybe learn something. so oh did you google me thanks bro
appreciate it Appreciate it.
Love you too, baby! uh excuse me i don't run it down okay i'll have you know i tried my absolute best that game for sure so i'll stop so hello
it's okay okay Rip.
Okay, the enemy team just fucked their own wave.
Dude, Devin, how are you stuck in this elo, bro?
Like every time I look at like Diamond
games, I think to myself like
these people actively don't play the game.
Oh, I'm a lot better mentally.
I am. I'm actually in a very good spot mentally
i appreciate your uh care for me by the way i do i really appreciate it man.
Like this Nasus has to have brain damage right?
Like how do you lose to these people bro so Oh, I knew I was gonna get ganked. I just didn't care.
See?
That's the difference between us, bro.
I'm playing for fun just messing around
in your like
peak
elo
sitting here
having you come
to my account
and rage or come to my account and rage.
Or come to my Twitch and rage.
I got four accounts banned this split?
I mean, that's just not true.
What?
I gotta be honest with you, bro.
I think you're making shit up.
I don't even know where that came from.
That guy who added you, by the way...
To like tell you to look me up and shit in DMs.
Uh, that guy is a stalker of mine.
Just so you know.
He adds pretty much everybody I play with, you're not special.
He adds pretty much everybody I play with...
...he's mentally ill!
Like he basically watches me all day every day and gets upset.
Oh, if I juked that,
I could've killed him.
He basically watches me all day every day,
archives my life,
all that shit.
He's my biggest fan. You don't blame him?
I do, it's psychopathic!
Not like
watching me might be more entertaining?
Hell fucking yeah, I'm a streamer
I'm doing my job
If you are entertained by watching me i'm doing my job if you are entertained by watching me
i am doing my job thank you that guy adding you by the way just so
you know he is a thousand times worse than I am because I troll in a video game. That guy intentionally goes out of his way to try and be toxic as a human being to people
IRL. I've seen him punch babies, like he literally punched the baby in
the face it was so sad. an enemy has been slain uh double kill Because the thing is, I have no problem being an asshole in a video game.
I don't. It's a fucking video game.
But you know, I drop it at the video game.
Because, you know,
It's a video game.
We don't have to be assholes
To each other, IRL.
That guy though...
I feel like if he knew where I lived
He'd actually kill me.
Like he'd find where I am And he would try and kill me If he knew where kill me. Like, he'd find where I am and he would try
and kill me if he knew where I lived.
But he's that level of psychopic.
He has that level of psychopathy.
I'm not even kidding. I have it all documented, so
I have a lot of
things documented on my computer
Probably like 50 to 60
screenshots of him adding people and telling them
to go do stuff. Go to the
stream, look him up, blah blah blah
He does it every single game
I have tons of screenshots of that
I have tons of screenshots of him DMming people telling them to mass report the stream
a ton of screenshots of that guy basically trying to ask my irl friends where i live
they had they have some weird he has
some weird love like he
thinks that I don't get banned
in league because
or on Twitch because I know I don't get banned in League because...
Or on Twitch because I know somebody.
He's paranoid.
He thinks I have some inside
fucking homie who makes sure that I never
get banned.
Yeah, me who make sure that i never get banned
it's wild man's a fucking crazy person.
I just feel bad because he's been doing it for
like,
I want to say upwards of four years now
like imagine you're so invested in another person on the internet's life uh No, I actually could have killed him if I outed them one more time.
He's psychotic? Oh he's super psychotic.
There is more than just 1 of them though, there's like two or three of them.
And they all sit in Discord and have a little Discord to try and relay messages to each other
and Q-Snipe
and all that shit. It's really sad.
It's a little scary, too, because it's like...
I don't take anything out of game ever.
I never harass people out of game.
I never try and make people
hate their lives
out of games, stuff like that.
These people though,
they're actually and stuff like that. These people, though? These people are like...
Dude, they are...
They're actually just evil.
And then they delude themselves
by saying
I deserve to die
because it's a little cult
Because like I troll in League of Legends
How wild is that think about it?
Oh If you don't believe me, by the way I actually talked to one of them on Discord
Twice now
But I talked to one of them on Discord a few years ago
And I recorded the whole thing
And he was shameless about it too And I recorded the whole thing.
And he was shameless about it too.
The guy was like, shameless. He was like yeah we Q-Snipe you all the time
We like watching you get mad
We try and make you upset We don't give a shit about
anybody else in the game.
They're basically like, we don't care
about anybody that you're playing with.
Their time doesn't matter. We just enjoy
ruining your time.
And I'm like, why? And they're like, oh because
you know we don't like you and I'm like
so you're like...because you don't
like me, you're choosing to
stalk me for years and do all this shit
it's just it's weird behavior you know so if you don't like somebody just stop
watching them
but hey you know what I said.
It do be what it do be.
I'm just a mental streamer, boy. They have nothing better to do?
No, their lives revolve around me.
I'm not even kidding when I say this.
They literally revolve...
They, like, set alarms.
They're like, is Geronimo streaming?
Like, I... When I say, like, is Geronimo streaming? Like I when I say like I am their life
I'm not even trying to be narcissistic.
Like I genuinely am you don't spend four years harassing
a random guy online
You've never met because he said
something to you or you think he's a bad person over a video game.
You don't spend four years doing that shit, adding people like...
Think about it!
Like I'm downplaying this, I want you to think about this.
Have you guys ever watched a streamer
that you like
thought was being toxic or didn't like?
And you thought,
I need to add this person he's playing with and tell them he's a terrible person and
like report them by the way have you ever actually thought about doing that like adding people
that your streamer that you're watching games playing with to like
Talk to them about the streamer they just played within a fucking video game on internet
These people do it after every game
Every game! I've played tens of thousands over the last four years, every game Every game. And we wonder...
Why I'm not- why I'm scared of, uh...
Being killed or something by these people eventually. Well you know if I ever end up dead, you guys knew who did it.
So at least we got that going for us. so oh i'm 33. i'm chilling.
I don't like hurting people. I'm just saying they're psychos. Do we go... I think we go Yandere's, right? so so Damn, if I had put the mushroom there, I would have killed that guy. That actually sucks.
I fucked that up a bit.
I could have killed them all
if I had put the mushroom here instead of here,
because I thought I was going to kite down,
but then this guy...
I just flashed over.
We can win this though. I mean, I just got a massive shutdown.
This game easy peasy. Once I get three items, if we can last that long they won't be able to walk anywhere near the objectives and we just win. uh I mean, we can just kill these guys. They're doing rifts.
Oh they're not doing rifts? Oh I was positive they were.
Wait do you guys think...oh no.
Do you think Zyra's in this bush?
Thank god.
Okay. Okay, I think we try and sneak one more wave here. I don't know if we can but we try.
I just hope Zyra's not here. Okay.
How's your guys' Saturday going?
You guys all chilling, having a good Saturday? Pretty sure Nasus is coming top there.
Don't do it, Nasus! Don't stop my recall!
Thanks bro. so so Not the worst.
Damn! I got twitched!
Wait can you actually kill that guy or did I fuck up?
Oh, I fucked up. My bad.
I should honestly just go push side lane.
Grouping up is like pretty bad. Like I know for a fact grouping up is, like, pretty bad.
Like, I know for a fact
grouping up is bad right now
because there's no reason
to group, right?
Like, we don't need
to fight.
I could just go to a side
and nobody can 1v1 me
on the side.
Like, if Twitch opens
he dies.
If Trist opens he dies, right dies right? I just beat everybody right now.
Excuse me.
So, yeah, I should just go side and sit there for a bit.
I might have lost my chance to do that because I trolled, but we'll see
because like our best bet to win right now is to uh
pull them around the map around mushrooms and get some levels. Scale it up.
Because it looks like we're getting shit on, but we're actually
quite fine.
Mainly because
uh... We have so much gold being thrown around in shutdowns and stuff on the map.
So you can't actually see how decently close we are in gold right now because of how the game state looks through kills, but we're actually pretty close in gold. yes sir Your team has destroyed turret.
Your turret has been destroyed.
One, two... one two three four
we should give this drake.
Do I need a... pen? Probably. so yes sir I'm going to try. so No! Oh, the Janna got it. Nice. We got the Tristana and killed that guy. Not bad.
You guys should stop the Baron though. There's only two of them on it! Ooh, nice try. Nice try.
Oh my god! The latest Yone ulti I've ever seen.
Okay, get in there, Yone!
You got this bro. I'm gonna see you. My fucking mouse scroll wheel is actually broken today.
Okay, we got our items though.
Once we hit 16...
We're actually so juiced out of our minds once we hit 16.
We just put Infinity Mushrooms down.
Like, actually though, like, we just need level 16 and then we do infinity mushrooms.
And then the infinity mushroom tech.
And we are vibing I'm sorry. okay not the worst because uh they three man to be top so we got
Like we got their TP. We got mid. We're stalling Baron too
not bad
like the fact that we're just stalling them on the map right now is really big, right?
Like we got NASA's TP We sent three people top to fight me. That's actually not bad at all
because it means that we're pulling pressure away from the rest of their team. You guys should leave though, don't fight that!
Oh no...why are they fighting?
You're just gonna die
why would they fight that doesn't make sense
see like that's why i say diamond players like i don't know how people get stuck in this elo for long periods of time
Because...like look at what my team just did
Like diamond players are absolutely morons and get destroyed.
I need you to stop there.
It may not Like, we literally would have won this game if they didn't 4v5 them in our jungle for
no reason.
But even though they were all playing bad right?
It doesn't matter. Like people playing
bad doesn't matter. Like it's irrelevant.
It has no impact on the game. Like nobody actually
cares about how good or bad you play early game because
early game doesn't matter until high elo. Unless you're in Grandmaster,
early game is irrelevant.
Everybody will throw, everybody's bad, right?
So it's like all you really have to do
is play to win at every
stage of the game and you'll eventually win. But what
my team was doing is they got impatient.
And they were like, oh, I don't want to play
anymore. Let's just end.
That's such a bad strategy
and that's why i tell you guys like if if you ever get hard stuck in anywhere below Masters
It's only you. Either your not trying You're trolling or you suck
Masters is like kind of
an understandable place to get stuck in
because even challengers
get stuck in masters
because of how awful it is.
But outside of that,
I mean, I could literally right now start queuing AD Carry.
Play Ashe, Tristana, Ezreal and carry a at least masters in like two days on this account i
just don't want to because that's like so unfun fun. Okay.. Beep, beep, doop, doo-doo-do.... We go for the Draven top. Yeah, I don't really mind losing games
in the EOA of. But it's like...
I feel bad for people that don't...
The only advice I can give you guys
for playing in Diamond
is that you just have to play
for self-improvement not for winning
because nobody i'm gonna tell you right here right now nobody in the ceo is good
like there's not like nobody as good in this elo.
If you think your team sucks every game,
like they do but the enemy team
is just as bad
as your team is.
The way that you climb out of diamond
is you just play
to basically macro the map.
I do the same thing on AD Carry when I'm in a CLO, like you never group.
People think grouping is how you win in the league. It's not.
If
you're struggling to climb in like
any elo that's not high
elo, just focus
more on objectives. Like if your team is fighting and they're doing bad...
Say you get a lead as an AD carry
You're 5-0 and your top's 0-5 or some shit
Just push mid
And then rotate around the map
And take turrets.
Go take top turret.
Go take top waves.
Like, let your team... Let your team int.
Your dipshits getting in another fight?
Fuck them.
Go let them int
and just go take resources
because if I have 4K Fuck em. Go let them in and just go take resources.
Cause if I have 4 items on AD Carry,
I carry 99.9% of every game
in this elo.
Like it doesn't matter who I'm versus
what comp I'm versus, how fed they are.
99.9% of games I to the four items.... Oh yeah, that's why AD Carry is bad in solo queue.
But if you wonder why people say AD Carry is bad in solo queue it's not because the role sucks
It's because uh...the role was good but in solo queue it's not because the role sucks it's because uh the roll is good but in solo q games get like escalated too fast
right all the games get escalated too fast and so with you so
you need three to four items to solo carry games in solo queue as an AD.
Whereas like,
as a top or a jungle or mid,
you only need like one or two
because you have...
Just because of your impact.
Like your level of agency just is the difference 30 seconds until minions fall so so
smooth
minions has fallen Minions has spawned.
Doesn't get better than this! I mean, I'm gonna just go ahead and assume they're ghosting.
But, I mean... I get ghosted pretty much every single game on this account, so...
It is one of those bro
i'll take that
there's no way you're fighting this, right? uh
babe what would she be baiting for
think the jungler is going to come up here level one watch and learn. something oh Let's do this.
I actually could have killed her at level 2, and it would've ended her game.
Like straight up, I could've just straight up killed
her. I'm just bad.
Like, because
I could've dove her, right? She doesn't have flash.
She was...
Press the attack, E.
She was four autos with E.
And if I die for that
it is worth it because she wouldn't miss
even though she has TP
she still misses like half the wave it is worth it because she wouldn't miss even though she has tp
she still misses like half the wave let's see
we playing draven, we playing Draven.
Playing with the D on stream.
Playing Draven, playing Draven. Stand back.
Do I sing the Draven song in the shower?
Why the fuck would I say that I'm playing Draven on stream in the shower?
I'd say, I love Draven.
How's the's going?
I mean, it's League.
Here's one of those.
You know, it do be League of Legends. uh I mean, there's no way Kha'Zix is still here, right? He left. now this gets out of my so I can't believe how aggressive his lens being. Like bro, I i'm driving you can't do shit
she's trying to back. I'll be real, I thought she TP'd before.
Mmm...I probably have to flash here.
Oh, I'm dead!
I was gonna say that I am definitely dead.
I should've flashed earlier.
I should've flashed as soon as the first slow left.
Dude, I'm wrong.
I thought she TP'd back originally
but she walked.
That was smart.
Pretty sure I kill her if i had mana Oh!
You guys ever seen a Maokai bully a bug? The tree vs the bug.
The age-old tale.
I'm gonna go for that one. Hmm.
I think Gwen might... I don't know how strong Gwen is without
ulti though.
I think she might just lose 1v1
I'm down to limit test it
Like, you know, check and see if
she loses this.
The only thing I don't like is that Syndra keeps moving when she's trying to come
top. It's
really annoying.
... Kha'Zix is gonna be top in a second. Ah. Silly, silly, silly.
What are you doing, Gwen?
Why are you trying to fight with the bee? d
like i'm still draven bro doesn't get better than this uh God axes need victims.
Yo, what's Kal'Zix? Guys I think I'm dead.
I am.
I knew that was a bad idea,
but I was like, eh, fuck it.
Because, I mean...
For that play to work,
I need Sylas to rotate.
And obviously my mid's not gonna rotate in diamonds.
So that was just me being greedy.
I honestly thought the Kha kazeks might just die it is one of those shut down Watch and learn.
I'm a little embarrassed for Gwen, though.
I don't know how you lose top win while being strong-sided
like if i ever get strong side and top i'm taking turn at five minutes Oh, I might die. Yeah, I'm dead.
I knew Kha'Zix was there but I really wanted my Bloodthirster.
I mean...
You know your camps are gone bro!. You just spent 40 minutes bot!
You sacked top lane this game.
Like... current has been destroyed
like you sacked top so yeah your camps are gone so
thrash Thrash. Let's do this. Fuck you, easy!
Eeeeee Do we think Gwen has ult? Nah, she doesn't.
But she is stronger than me. Yeah, this Tristana's not very good. so I don't do settle. Yo, retard! Come top once. The last time you came top we killed her right?
Like stop AFKing bot side when our Tristana's dog shit.
I guess it's so sad...
... I'm still getting weak.
Like,
I don't know.
I don't care anymore we can lose
we decided top but i didn't feel like playing safe this game so we're gonna lose on good sound look at this I mean, the Gwen is ghosting.
I could tell earlier when she walked to
the Maokai when the Maokai was on prugs.
But I don't really give a fuck was on prugs. But,
I don't really give a fuck.
That's not that Gwen also knew
that nobody was gonna gank her when she was hitting that turret
because she saw that everybody was on dragon.
Okay. We We lost Dragon? Nah, you people stink.
How do you lose Drake when Kha'zix has been top half the game
how's that even possible bro so so
yeah we can just go next boys it's fun yeah we can just go next boys it's fun yeah we can just go next boys. Let's go ahead and...
We wanted to ignore top! You guys can reap the counter-clemses.
We'll go full wings of death. Let's admire me for a bit Don't be jealous
up uh uh uh but oh I don't really mind. If you guys are good enough,
You should carry.
You got the jungle help, right?
This is my view on why I don't give a fuck
When people get mad at me.
If you get weak-sided and your strong side doesn't carry that's not your fault
why don't we run there so so enemy I'm going to have to go need a sea The 1 in 6 Lulu who ran a downed bot is now raging at me. And this is why I do what I do, boys.
I feast on the tears of the retards.
Smooth. the tears of the retards. When the retards cry, I smile. uh is destroyed uh
every game someone runs it silas
you had no impact i didn't know we have a silence
but if i'm gonna be real i don't't even know like Sylas was in this game.
Am i drawing? What do you mean?
How am I drawing?
I got weaksided, and the
lane that got all of the jungle ganks inted. Like my
Tristana and Sil Sylas both lost their lanes
when Maokai spent the first 10 straight minutes bot side.
What do you mean?
You want me to just play like, play safe and...
Do nothing?
Nah.
That didn't work....... Come here, child. Bro, you stupid fuck.
I was going to tell him
I'll teach him how to play Trist
for content. Okay..... What do I want to play this game?... Hey, what's up man?
Homie are you trying to brag right now about beating me in a d4 game on my smurf when I'm playing for fun. You felt the need to like try and make me
feel like I care in my chat? Come on, bro. so Okay.. Like, what are you even saying?
Jesus Christ dude. you're just coming to my chat
do you just come into my chat
be racist
and then
brag about the fact you have a
45% win rate
in low elo
playing your
one trick
ghost Playing your one trick.
Ghosting, sweating and
like this is sad.
But I don't want to call you out man but like this is depressing like how do you...
Like what?
I would not be flaming in people's chat over one game when this is your like,
This is gross.
Like, Jesus Christ! like jesus christ Oh. I'm going to go ahead and do that. do you guys notice how i never get these
fanboys when i'm on my main account?
This is why I don't call my main account Geronimo.
Because, like,
holy fuck, the amount of little
fanboys that you fucking see in low evo is wild.
Like, you play for fun?
Yeah, I'm tryharding, man.
I'm playing Draven top.
I'm trying my best like relax you know let's admire me for a bit Weak players are a different breed, bro. I've got pain to serve. so Man, I'm good. uh Don't be jealous. I'm going to try and get the first blood. go uh good try no following bees footsteps so so uh uh I Mean gonna bait him. This is where Draven shines. oh here's that so so Let's do this. um How did this Lilia die level 2.
8 CS Lilia, Level 2 has more CS than my Yi
who didn't die
and has a kill
... Oh. man you be you guys do be sucking at jungle in this elo all I have to do is farm so oh we still got the wave in like what's my ye doing
he has 24 cs to 42. like i killed this guy and he's a level up with double his cs
what have you been doing on the map bro like what is happening?
Oh, fuck.
Deja vu.
Bro, just... I want to say something to you.
Just know this.
You've been watching my stream as a hate watcher
for 25 minutes now?
I've played two ads.
I appreciate the fact that you think
you're getting something over on me,
but you are
literally giving me money.
Huh! relax the difference between you and me is I make money playing a video game whether I win or lose.
You're spending your Saturday sitting on a random streamer's stream trying to be
a hate watcher.
That's how you are
using your free time. i'm at work right
now i make money regardless right
i'm working bro
now this is how to move.
I can inch my ass off and d4 on a Smurf account, not give two fucks.
Then I can get off stream and go chill I actually derive enjoyment from trolling in this elo because it makes me enjoy how salty...
Like, I'm enjoying the fact you came to my stream.
You think you're making me mad?
I'm enjoying every second of this.
Think about it this way,
when I play on this account right?
I get people like you who come in and then they like...
They wanna watch and flame.
Bro, I just grow hate-watchers every time.
I love it.
You don't like Kacetron, right?
How she makes money because she's a troll?
Oh bro, you're just falling for my trick.
I could right now go on in my grandmaster account try hard and
And and and I don't I would wouldn't care at all. I'd never see you
But I can tell you with certainty
if I logged on my
Grandmaster account right now
and tryharded
you would still be here
hate watching.
Right?
So, I've absorbed your free time. To break this down in a funny way, I'm stealing your free time
and i'm all for it bro good you donate ten dollars You donate $10. I'll show you my GM skills.
Ten bucks, I'll try hard.
Don't be jealous... I'll try hard.
Because that's the thing, it's like why do I care what you think?
You think you're important? You think you saying I'm bad, you're the first person to ever say I'm bad bro?
What?
Newsflash.
Oh my god. uh okay
leave my like leave my turret bro. Stop!
Fuck off my turret! God I hate this Yi.
Like Diamond players are actually retarded. You people suck! the white knights what you mean you mean the people who who aren't hate watchers?
So, for somebody to enjoy
somebody else's content
without being hateful, they're
automatically a white knight?
Like what?
You Like, what? You've never talked to a girl have you? Be honest with me.
Listen we can- no judgement here.
But your giving me vibes like
you're fat,
which is fine, right?
There's nothing wrong with being
fat.
It is what it is.
I'm a little chubby now it is.
But you're also giving me vibes like...
You're giving me the where's my hug vibe, IRL, you know?
Like there's a girl hanging out with you and you're like, dude, where's my hug?
That's the vibe I'm getting.
You talking to me right now? Yeah that's how
I can tell that you're like a
Where's my hug homie?
... me oh I mean, I'll be real with you bro. There's nothing wrong with being an incel, right?
There's nothing wrong with being fat.
There's nothing wrong with like Being scared of girls But I'm here for you, y'know? Like my chat, we're-we're here for you.
Okay? If you ever want to branch out.
I got you bro. uh go I'm dead. Oh, he even autoed a minion. I just dropped an axe.
Yo what's up sir?
Snake?
Snake?
Snake?
Snake?
Snake?
Snake?
Snake?
Snake?
Snake?
Snake? Snake? Snake? Oh, he even auto'd a minion. I just dropped an axe.
Yo what's up SirStank? How you doing man?
Sup bro?
No no no! I don't care. Like I said, I don't give a fuck if I have hatewatchers.
Everybody has hatewatchers right? If you're a streamer at all and you've been streaming for X amount of time
You'll have like the incels of the internet come into your chat and hatewatch you. It is what it is.
They just add
viewership, right? Like, it's not like I care.
I got pretty thick skin.
You gotta have thick skin to be a
streamer.
Like, if I gave a fuck about what the hate watchers thought of me on the internet...
...like, I just wouldn't-I wouldn't stream.
You know what I mean?
Like, it is one of those.
Like, think about it this way.
People in the world
think Faker's a bad player.
Like, they exist.
Like, as soon as you start realizing that there's always people in the world
that are retarded, you stop
caring about what they think about you.
Like, am I gonna get insecure because a Diamond 4 45% win rate Gwen player came to my stream after beating me in a game where I'm playing Draven, Topp and Trolling?
No.
It's just free plus one viewer. oh run away oh If you buy the $500 bundle, your faker's girlfriend?
Pretty much. Faker...
I heard if you buy that, faker shows up at your doorstep
and actually just
gives you a blowjob.
But the key is
you can't tell anyone about it.
So everybody who has that skin
has been blown by Faker.
Okay, so... I'm going to use my ultimate. I mean it's the least he can do for $500. What's going on over there? Oh shit!
Get him Tarek.
Chase his ass down!
Hurry, before they end the game!
Don't let him live!
Chase that little yodel fuck down. Oh, you got this mf get him bro wait tarik actually killed the
what did he actually kill the trust he actually did it. Wait, I was kidding bro!
You didn't actually have to kill that guy.
What a fucking beast! learn I'm going to try and get the most out of this.
I'll just go with
a little bit more
speed here
and then
I can do Thanks for watching! Let's do this. I'm just gonna let that minion hit me Get fucked, pussies! Well, the funniest part about it is like...
Technically I have the highest KP on our team. So like...
Just saying!
You know, technically, I do have the highest KB on the team.
Sick baby! Oh shit... Baby.
Oh shit!
You're a WoW the Rift player now, SirStank?
I heard WoW the the riff's pretty fun
dude they also update it way more than they do league
like while drift has has some really cool shit. uh Last Q time? Yeah, I imagine a lot more people...
Well, I don't think MORE people play Wild Rift.
But I imagine like... GG!
G, motherfucking g boys
Jj
Foreign Thank you.. Unlucky. AD death. You. Yep. I mean, you're D4.
Learn why
you suck
and understand we aren't equal.
I play in your peak for fun as you struggle like a baby to climb.
Enjoy the
aloe bob.
Watch, this is my bait. I flamed them, then I bait them to come in, okay?
I bait them to come in and he's gonna come to the stream
and he's going to add another viewer.
You got to bait them to hate you, it's easy.
Also did that Taric just say I've only been learning
Taric for a week for fun?
Brother you have 120 tarot games played
and you have less than
yeah And you have less than...
Like, what is that guy even saying? like if you can't figure out how a champion works in 120 games, that champion's not for you. I'm going to stick around for this game too? I'm gonna play an ad really quick.
The longer you're in my stream, the more viewers I have.
So my concurrent goes up, which means
I get more sponsor money.
You should stick around, man.
For another 40 minutes.. What is this?
I don't even know who this is. What's up man?
Hello! How are you? Are you angry I understand... Okay. I hope you have a
wonderful day
no bro
don't let your mommy know you are angry on the interweb. you
I don't even know who this guy is.
He just randomly flaming me.
Wait, you're plat.
Did I just have a random plat one player for...
You've been plat for the last five years. Did I just have a random plot one player add me to tell me I'm bad at the video
game and then remove me are you okay, man?
That's crazy.
That's wild! But hey,, if you want some help getting out of Plat I can help.
I don't think I've ever been stuck in platinum so I can give you some tips
You can watch and learn if you want.
I got you bro.
Because I feel like to be stuck in platinum
you have to have literal brain damage so
if you want any help like feel free you know
i got you you donate five bucks,
I'll do a coaching session of one of your
plot games. I got you bro.
Yeah my voice is
a little fucked right now. It's because I've been talking so much.
I've been doing like 14 hour streams
and talking the whole time
so my voice isn't used to talking that much I don't know what i want to play....... Also, why does everybody think I have banned accounts by the way?
None of my accounts are banned.
I was thinking about that guy earlier who was saying I got four accounts banned
I literally have like none of my accounts are banned
Like two of them are chat restricted so I have to play five normal games to get out of the
chat restriction and I'm not playing on him because I don't want to do that but they're not banned that is crazy I just sincerely don't want to play five normal games.. Three to the four.. Are there the same champions in wild rift as league
is there any extra champions or like extra mechanics and wild Rift that League doesn't have?
Because,
I genuinely think Riot puts a lot more effort into Wild Rift because it makes them more money than League, believe it or not. Mobile games print
money like it's disgusting.
Like mobile games are
really fucking good for money.
So like, I'm not surprised
Riot puts more
cosmetic stuff and more like fun stuff in wild
rift because wildrift is like the casual league of legends right like you have normal legal
legends but then you have like Wild Rift which is ultra casual.
And people who
just want to queue up a
Wild Rift while they're waiting for their fucking haircut
or something. Say they're waiting in line
for a haircut and they're like, oh I'll just chill.
They play a quick wild rift.
You know what it is?
One of those.
It's just so,
it's so much more accessible to play mobile.. I mean, what is this?. oh eminem brought out his full album i didn't know that Wait, I want to listen
to his album.
Let's listen to it from start
to finish. Let's listen to the album.
I haven't heard it.
Welcome to Let's listen to the album. I haven't heard it.
When did it come out job 30 seconds until minions spawn
okay okay Minions has fallen. minions have spawned I truly hope nobody saw me. is that a good volume for you guys by the way i can't actually tell because it's really loud for me but it's quieter for you
guys so I don't know how I don't know if you guys hear it loud or not I'm at my best
That was the whole song? Was that?
Oh oh you have so Oh my god.
What the fuck am I listening to holes then how can i be breaking them The reason I like this is because it does give me like actual slim shady vibes uh you Ready? Or follow the compass in your heart.
That was it! or respond to the compass I'm going to try and get the first one. Did he just sample mr garrison Wait, are you?
This is really worth ten times the asking price.
Every side has been seen. Ah! ah Ooh, this is nice. Oh shit! so uh what the but Hahahaha! uh huh uh What? Haha! One plus two! Holy shit! Oh My god oh my god uh What is this beat? yeah Once it's a ruin, you will sleep. uh feels like the whole world's gone crazy I'm not gonna lie, I deserved that.
I was tabbed out or I was I was like not hugging my screen.
Last time I was in Shurima, I dec the opposite of LockedIn.
I'm listening to the music.
Like, I'm listening to lyrics so it I never miss, but i have to know the fire alone is not a thing. so I'm not even breaking a slide. Christopher Reeves! Oh my god. yes yeah uh All right, guys. so. I hate the word steal.
I prefer liberate or procure.
Yeah! Marvelous! Marvelous! haha huh so oh what so I don't know if that was worth it, bro.
But respects. Your team has destroyed a turret. What am I listening to? an ally has been slain uh When you've got talent, there's no such thing as a one shot. yeah uh dude if uh rakan ulted earlier I actually would have killed all three.
He ulted really late.
It's okay though. I think he is just tabbed out, like the Rakan has not walked in.
Damn, I definitely would have killed all three of them. That's wild.
Oh! Wait, I even got ganked by fiddle
holy shit wait my so uh unload
back from the dead that confirms it i am a god Like what is happening man?
What is this fanboying?!
I'm trying to listen to a song bro
what are you people doing
god damn Goddamn! I'm going to try and get the first one. That's insane. Omitting that little mishap from the expedition. I'm going to try and get the first kill. was on the brink of an there
bro this quinn Don't attempt to make Inglourious in my absence.
That belongs in a museum! Alright... Dude, I don't even know what's happening in the game. I'm dead. I'm going to use the same strategy as before. has been slain I'm going to go and get the first kill. Oh, my God. hurts so so so Sounds dangerous. I'm in.
Enemy has been slain.
An enemy is unstoppable. An enemy has been slain. is uh And this.
There's an unspoken law in our-
Nothing stops me, except for Shuriman parasites. uh uh so I'm going to go ahead and do that. Hello everyone, welcome back to my channel. Today I will be showing you how to use the
skill of the
Shaman. so Your team has destroyed a turret. so Thanks for watching! not one uh so So, Thank you.. I'm going to try and get the first one. They really hate me for this. you uh once it's a ruin i can uh so I rarely know what i'm looking for, but I always find it. so uh nice you can send the bill to my uncle's museum uh this reminds me of discovering the spirit so so so uh I'm never to use the same
strategy
as
before
and
then I'll The Eaten Path is a boring path.
Marvel at that!
Gawk at this! I'm going to try and get the most out of this.
I'm going to go so uh so No way to predict the twists and turns ahead. That's why I waited! I blindly teleported there all the time!
Get this guy out of here! If anyone asks, I didn't see any of these priceless artifacts for sale. I'm going to use the Not mine Some people call me a hero. Their word, not mine. But it does have a nice ring to it.
I'm going to try and get the best of both worlds with this one. I hate the word steal.
I prefer liberate or procure uh An enemy is legendary. so there so so so uh uh uh so is so so Your turrets has been destroyed.