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so so so so so three so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so what's the worst Thanks for watching! so so so so so so wow so so so just so so so so I'm wearing lots of bells. so oh so so um I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie
i'm not sure poppy support is doing much
we definitely have some
some interesting gaming going on here, not gonna lie to you boys.
But at least we have some CS. That's good.
CS isn't too bad. again so so so so so so so I shouldn't have reefed that so hard.
Man, I think I should've just backed off when they were under the turret, because I knew if I got double bombed by Zoe, I'd die.
Oh that Viego is not very smart.
You good, bro? What you doing?
I guess he did int ball in so...
Definitely not very smart
at least we get two drakes that's not too bad
i'm done with it so Thanks for watching! hmm hmm so Dang, I tried. If I had E'd the Viego, oh my god. That would have been a sick play actually.
What's my Poppy doing?
Man this of sucks. I'm just getting super weak-sided
and... eh it's all good though. I can play better.
... i could play better
we got two drakes it kind of sucks this fucking chem tech sold but whatever
our drakes are pretty good.
See, I went static shiv jinn.
How weird. I just cannot assume that is very good. I don't know if i can actually help this guy man come on.
Every time bro. so I don't know we can tell the turret though. Ah, I suck.
I should have buried the last one.
I was hoping I could get the...
I was hoping my auto would just kill this alien,
but he has 1 fucking HP.
Oh well, might be.
What am I any doing? Oh little bro.
Oof you're dead. Nice try.
What are ya doing?
Poppy's just auto-piloting around the map so so Copy. I have you muted, by the way. Stop typing and play the game.
You're just wasting time typing. so so so so so my team is really wanting to just int it up on the map right now. three so so so so Hmm. hmm
not that i do understand so so so so so uh Man, I should have juked that.
That was so close.
It's okay, I got the shutdown though.
It's not the end of the world. so so so Like, why? enemy has been destroyed I'm going to go back and get the key. i'm crazy your team has destroyed a turret so so so so has so so so Woo! This is gonna be a hard fucking game.
I actually have to straight up try and 1v9 it, but I think we can.
I mean, I have old. I mean, I have
doms now, which is really big.
What? The fuck is this? so so so so okay so so so so uh so so so oh this is a gun Oh, this isn't good.
Oh, I suck.
It flashed into the ult!
That's really not good.
I mean there was a plant, but...
Yo. No. Don't die so Man, if I didn't miss my flash up.
I had that.
It kind of sucks. this is a wild game because
I'm actually playing very well. This game overall
It's just an extremely hard game because I don't have anybody helping me in fights
So i'm basically making all the picks for our team while simultaneously...
Like, I'm making every pick for our team while also fending for myself the fights, so it's really hard. so so Oh no.
Well, we lose the game.
I can't be bothered.
You guys are hopeless.
Oh well. uh uh uh so uh so so so so so so so so so so so um okay okay Okay.
It's okay, you all will sit
lowy-low for life. Egos and black ops skill.
... Black Ops go.
Diamonds need to end their lives, IRL.
Please do it today now I hate them they do not have value as humans
put them in the garbage can
I would spit inside skin.
I would spit inside of their face.
Like,
I really genuinely hope this poppy dies
in game of course but like you know her worth as a human makes me just so disgusted I have a question. born retarded or did it happen over time Let me... You were D2 rolling on a Friday afternoon.
Like, you surely on a Friday afternoon.
Like, you surely are fat............................... Thank you. so so Welcome to Summoner's Rift. 30 seconds until minions spawn... Minions have spawned. so so I don't even think he wants to step up. so so so so so so so so stands for hmm uh I mean Lulu didn't know that I wanted to kill the Rumble there. She was just like kinda way too far back to follow up immediately, so it just sucked.
Like what is this?
This is not allowed by the way
he's trying to fix his wave at one hp what are you doing I mean, this is crazy. I mean, I don't know what to say. I hate these people. I wish they would die. They don't deserve to live a life The subhuman blood flowing through their veins I don't know man, I think Thanos had it right.
I genuinely think that these people are pigs that deserve to be put down
it was like i'd not know how auto I support meme. so so um Hmm, whatever. so oh the leona's a q sniper i didn't hide my cue did i ah so so so so whatever man something that so baby so so hmm so so so so so an ally has been slain so so so um has been whatever so so so hmm so um the plan so so so so hold on i'm about to see I have 100% KP while I have a support who's actively Q sniping and griefing the game.
I don't know what to say, it's just not fun. I'm actively queue sniping and griefing the game.
I don't know what to say, it's just not fun.
It's pretty depressing. Your planet is being destroyed! uh attention I mean, I can't play the game.
It's just how it is.
We win this, but
I know my boo-boo's gonna troll.
But I don't really care.
I'll be real.
Oh! I said it is what it is. She didn't heal.
If you're wondering how I know this guy's a troll... She didn't heal.
If you're wondering how I know this guy's a troll, I've played with him three separate times
in five days on two different accounts.
That's all I know when people are Q sniping
because they just
like if i if i randomly get the same player and they only seem to play with
me
it's pretty obvious.
You notice how he is also not talking at all?
He's trying to like make it seem like I'm crazy because he's
They all do the same thing, They try and, like, gaslight the streamers.
I would have more respect for it.
Like, I get griefed
all the time.
I don't really care about it.
But I'd at least
respect him a bit more
if he just admitted to it.
It's kind of sad. he just admitted to it
it's kind of sad so so hi so is your turret has been destroyed i'm trying to so so Hmm. Yo, Zarella by the way I know you're a troll.
Like I am 100% sure you're a troll. Like, I am 100% sure
you're a troll, bro.
Or you're not slick.
I will be permabanning
you really quick though so like
you might as well at least just say whatever your I will be permabanding you really quick, though. So like...
You might as well at least just like
say whatever you're actually gonna say.
Like whatever you're actually gonna say
I'm just gonna perm you in about two minutes.
One minute, whatever so...
You might as well not be a pussy.
This is your one chance.
Everything you say in my chat is passive aggressive.
It always has been.
Like, it's is just so negative.
Later! Later.
Okay, who cares? You all suck! Just go next and stop wasting my time. destroyed um It'd be a killing spree. Or something that isn't.
Or something that isn't... Fun games.
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun...................
Whatever. Like, bro.
Just stop Q-sniping me and let me play the game, man. Please.
I get it. You made me miserable. You did your job.
You ruined the game for our team. Blah blah blah blah.
Dude, I hope you had a good time doing this just let me play okay
like this is not fun man like you queue sniping me two days in a
row to run me down is not fun... Sorry,
I mean it's fine.
It's just dude
I just want to play
the game man.
Oh yeah to play the game man like every time i climb through diamond on some accounts
i always get my little group of fanboys
they're like fan club that hate watches me and they always just
keep sniping me for like hours on end.
It's like, dude, do you guys have nothing
better to do man?
Yeah. Wow, cool. Hello. yellow i sincerely mean this are you retarded
but you can be honest with me man we're accepting in this chat are you retarded
because you say i mean you act retarded a lot.
Like, a lot of shit you say
is just you being retarded.
That's why I'm wondering.
Here, I'll exercise a band........ Dang, you seem really good and fun. Watch and learn.
I'm gonna watch him
why do these players even queue up men
like i'm so sick and tired of the League community.
If I could pay $1,000 or $10,000
or $100,000
and just remove
the ability for anybody to chat in the League community
I would instantly do it.
Like unironically,
I would instantly pay
every dime
I make for the next 10 years
to make all these people shut the fuck up.
It's so cringe........................ I'm in such a bad mood today, man.
Being griefed
my first two games of the day
i got grieved for three hours straight last night man i am sad
wow let's see I am sad. Let's try and change the mood.
Oh, I just want to play League, man.
Come on guys!
... Like, I don't know why people enjoy pissing other people off but it's really frustrating.. Minions have spawned. Easy peasy. so so Cool. Oh. uh huh I'm going to go ahead and do this. so so Oh. oh Oh. Oh! I don't know what's going on with the homies. dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude
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dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude has been slain Hmm, I got feared huh? so so Thank you for watching! so um so so where's the action um and that has been safe I'm just dead.
I mean, I don't care anymore.
I've been trolled and griefed so much my... My mental has boomed.
It is what it is.
Unlucky.
We just go next.
Yeah, I mean this is just doomed.
Mind if we open?
Can't win.
Homie, I did indeed.
You also have not been above diamonds in your life so Okay. You have a count name, Wilbur.
Mmm yeah, bot is bad, top is bad, jungle is bad top is bad so so so so so so so enemy killing spree
enemy double kill
enemy so so so so so so so so so um so um is shut down so easy peasy so an enemy is so that looks cool wait comes the boot so so so so so so If it's worth shooting once, it's probably worth shooting a lot. so so and so so walking tall so oh I summon a mess of the dead.
A mess of the dead........................................ so so well this will be fun one where's the action oh well
doesn't really matter. so so so so so thing so so so so so uh so I'm going to try and get the first one. so so so so hmm so uh so so so so so so so so so bring on the bad guys so Welcome to the League of Draven. so uh so so yo david thank you for the 10 months man. Welcome back. Appreciate it a lot dude. so so yes um wow so uh so so uh so so Yeah, I'm just gonna run it down.
I don't care.
We'll just go take blue buff.
This account's already doomed, so let's just ruin the account more.
These people don't deserve me to try
to win, they're not trying to win so I'm not going to try and win. an enemy has been slain okay so wow um so so so so so Maybe we should see what's next. is so so so Your turrets. your turret has been destroyed let me get in there so so so uh so so so
you don't hurt him if you don't hit so so so so so uh Your turret has been destroyed.
Bring down the back!
Your turret is being destroyed.
An enemy has been slain. your turn an ally has been slain uh uh so so an enemy is dominating huh so so so so so Your turret has been destroyed. Your inhibitor has been destroyed so so yes so let's get this party started so so so extended warranty so so so so enemy and slaying so so so so so yes so I'm going to go back out there. an ally has been saved so so so so Your inhibitor has been destroyed. so so so okay um so so so um enemy been slain enemy double an ally has been slain uh destroyed your turret has been destroyed Thank you..... The Blitz 1v1 was too powerful
oh no.. should i add the amumu and see what he wants.
It could be funny content.
What's up honey?................ I mean, I thought this guy was going to talk or something.
He's just doing nothing.
He's saying nothing.
I got him on my team again though. Do you guys think he learned his lesson about when the enemy mid is low?
Do you think he learned his lesson to maybe walk mid and try and kill him? We'll see.
Let's find out. not again to prevent
30 seconds until minions fall i hate when we're in general I prefer liberate or procure.
Last night's bitch! uh uh me so okay i'll make this look easy wait we came out ahead on that train You are our homies here. so like the whole world
it's actually kind of funny i would have solo killed the Vlad if...
...
...
...
...
...... I would have actually solo killed the Vlad if he hadn't pushed my wave like that
oh he's so mad careful bro i'll repeat discord isn't gonna like you trolling games... is it? Last time I was in Shurima, I decoded some glyphs.
Something about a... Jackalian end of times? Not that usual.
I just wanted this newbie scarab to be like great on my hands. time He just keeps walking mid and taking my wave every time.
He goes and farms one camp, then he walks mid and takes my wave. uh I have a friend. of friends oh I don't know if that's me.
Back from the dead?
That confirms it,
I am a god Oh, he's so mad.
Look at him! He's so mad!
Oh, he's so mad. Oh, he's so pissed.
The warline has been slain. Blast!
I can reflect and still not miss. uh uh uh uh oh my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Hey there, Goldfish!
How you doing, buddy?
That belongs in a museum. Give me your watch, sure.
But I am the only one doing well. I'm gonna go back to the base. uh yo mu by the way
you may or may not get two weeks is Torian!
Mortal Attack! I'm always confused why...
Like, this guy got mad that I trolled the last game, right?
So we got into the game.
We started the game with two kills and he's just angry.
He's so angry that he wanted to just lose this game,
but it's like, it's clearly not my main account, right?
Like, this guy has what?
300 games played on a MAMU this season?
Like, he's on his main.
Like, I'm very clearly not on my main accounts.
So why would you grief your main account...
...to like, grief somebody's smurf?
Do you really care?
I don't know, this is weird ass logic man.
But hey maybe he's just mad like I said.
Oh god raptor attack!
I'm dead as fuck. No!
This guy's the original? I mean, anybody...
You gotta understand, Diamond players like a different breed of human.
You know how there used to be that old meme
Of like, yo, uh, Twitching Dad
Thank you for the 8-person raid, man
Sorry, I almost missed that
I appreciate it, man. Thank you.
Hope we had a good stream.
You know how like there used to be
a D4 or like
you know how like Platt used to be the meme of
everybody in Platt was really toxic and it elo hell, but yadda yadda
yadda. Basically, like, D4
is now the elo hell.
Like, it's, like, the same thing.
Like, D4-D3 is essentially old plat where everybody just breaches and trolls and shit so it's just like...
You pretty much have to chill. I can't take the seal that seriously.
It just pays for what it is.
How's it going?
It's good!
How are it going? It's good. How are you, man?
Like... Uh...
Nobody in this elo is actually even decent at League. Which is like why I don't really get too upset, you know?
If I was on my main, I might be a little fuckin' perturbed.
But we're just vibin'.
... But we're just vibing. I'm not even breaking a sweat.
An enemy is legendary.
Running with double kills. is Yes! No problems here. Bro, I'm a nerd.
... Your turret has been destroyed.
I never missed, but I have been known to fire a warning shot or two. like what I'm going to use the A lot of good mages out there. None of them are poor.
Oh, good. Well, remember when I told you that it's just everybody in this elo is delusional? Like the Vlad was mad because i was shitting on him early right
so like i told you it's just emerald or it's just plaid
like everybody in this elo is just platinum like they're all bad it's not
like i don't get too upset about it.
Like if somebody gets shit on in their lane they say that it's cringe to play something OP.
Like until you get up into like Grandmaster, nobody actually-
Like everybody thinks it's cringe to play strong champs.
They're like oh you're playing fucking Trist mid as mid? Oh you're cringe.
It's like no I just enjoy having fun and winning games y'know?
Like you can enjoy being Diamond 3 and playing Vlad.
You're gonna get shit on by people who are good.
So who cares? It's just like a weird mentality
you know?
Okay. so no so I don't read books about the world. I go out there and see it for myself. myself Thanks for watching! so uh uh skills uh Oh god, I found him!
Oh geez. We found Leona boys. stop so I mean it was quiet
It's cause he doesn't want to get banned
He thinks if he doesn't type
A lot of people have this assumption that if they don't type
They won't get banned because normally they don't.
But if you actually have like a VOD showing
that they griefed, you can send
that VOD to Riot and they'll look at it
and be like, oh yeah, he totally did grief.
Hey homie! Why didn't you type in game?
You think...
...you won't get banned which is. you just asked for my Discord after inting a game.
I'm confused on what our brain cells are doing. Like, what are you saying? so What are his brain cells doing?
I mean, no. I mean,
I guess
I just don't know what he wants to talk about.
Okay. I see..... He says he wants to flame me properly. I'm kind of curious what he wants to say.. Are you coming? I'm giving a nice sit.
Just join the channel. One click.
I don't get it,
I gave him the Discord link, and he's like
just... Like what?
Just join the channel. It's a single click.
You click on the link, you join
the stream or you join the Discord. It's not hard. And the same really worth my time.
If you yes, it's. worth my time if you just being scared bro I'm going to take a week.
If he's not in my Discord by the time
I get back,
I'm just going to queue up. Okay.... Okay.
Oh, he's in here. Cool.
Let's see what he has to say
yeah what's up yo yo what's popping nothing? Nothing much it's chillin.
Yo so what happened like you lost your
brain cells on that first game or
what? The first game?
Do you want me to show you what happened?
We can watch it. I'm down, I don't care.
Well, do you wanna show yourself running it down?
I mean...
I don't care.
It's not like
I give a fuck.
What?
Sure.
I mean,
stream it,
stream it.
What happened on the second game though? You seem to get lost. Did you want to hold my hand? On the second game, I don't know man. I just had a sudden headache.
I don't know what happened in the second game.
Dude, did you just wanna hold my hand, man?
You can be honest.
No, I really don't know what happened
on that second game.
I got a little bit confused actually.
Hey man, listen I get it,
okay? I'm a great
guy. You can hold my hand. Just ask
next time.
You know, listen,
I'm not into that kind of
those kinds of activities.
Are you a little scared
of holding another man's hand? Does it make you uncomfortable? It matches the profile, so we'll leave it at that.
Matches the profile?
Jesus, look at that history!
Hang on here, look at that history.
Jesus.
10 losses in a row,
all negative KDA?
Yeah. I just play for Vaughn on this account.
It doesn't matter.
Looks like somebody's a little tilted.
Do you still think this is my main by the way i'm like 90 sure it's your
main if you have a login to another account that's higher
I'm going to say that you bought that account
oh okay
there's just no shot
with this gameplay right
totally
pay a coaching session play, right? No. Yeah, totally. No, I'm just this definitely
pay a coaching session
for like any known
challengers streamer and we
can do it that way too. And he's going to laugh at you
pretty much the same way. right so who do you think
you would like to have watch the game i mean i i i would love to meet some challenger streamers
i've never talked to any so i would love to communicate you know well i mean there
are many
i have there are many out there i can
i mean it's like tell me
like who do you have in mind
we can look at that after.
But, I mean, explain to me how Atris...
How does Atris die to Ganks versus Vlad?
Hmm?
What's going on here? What's going mean? Hey, what's going on here? This is your first death.
We're having a nice walk!
How did he die here?
Oh... I walked back in the bush. How do you die here? What happened? What? Oh.
I walked back in the bush.
Keep playing it.
Well, I know what happens.
I walk back in the bush.
That's fine. Just keep playing it.
Let's see what happens.
Yeah.
I was like, oh shit, let's go. Walk the turret maybe? Flash maybe? No,
so we can't chain- we can't
flash the Sylas chain.
So, I have a question though
since we're so preoccupied with me dying level one.
Why are you standing here?
What does this do?
Give me an insight on somebody better than me.
What value do you have standing here?
Well first off,
a whataboutism is not really
like a counter-argument.
No, because I'm asking,
we're critiquing me,
yeah, I died, whatever.
But I'm wondering
if we're looking at the game though
as a whole right? How come
my movement is AFK
in a spot that gives literally zero vision
It's not...'s not you your death there is not just a whatever it's a significant death
he gave first blood to ezreal you could have you could have decided
to just walk straight up to return turret but you decide to juke like
so hard for no reason, like you're not juking anything. So you double-juke and
I mean you're not wrong that's true
You put yourself in a corner and then also again, how do you not use
your flash key? Flash over the wall
flash to Silas chain. That's what killed you
Wait, why would I waste my flash
level 1?
Well, you would have survived. You wouldn't have died.
Yeah but that doesn't matter. It's like... what?
What do ya mean? What do you mean it doesn't matter?
You gave first blood, does that matter?
Hmm? I mean giving first blood definitely matters.
But not like...
If I'm gonna... I'm not gonna waste my flash
because the flash is more useful than
giving the first blood.
Okay. That's kind of like an intelligence
problem then.
You know what? You're right. Listen, again, I'm only
Diamond so you'll have to speak slower.
Yeah,
I mean, that's another...
So I'm just another so what's
going through your mind right now
when you're jungling
are you hard losing trades
hmm
how am I...
How am I hard losing the trades though?
You realize that I have TP right and he has ignite.
Okay no problem keep playing it.
I'm not a mid lane expert but let's just keep watching.
Yeah you understand what like TP does? Like do you understand that?
Understand it.
I understand it.
It still looks like if you're losing trades versus Vlad level 2 as Tristana
which is very interesting I'm pretty sure Tristan went trades early on.
No yeah, I mean cheetahs for sure.
You're missing so many like why aren't you autoing him? Like he's getting free Qs cues on you why aren't you landing autos
just chilling what was that What do you mean?
Hey, back up. Back to the start.
I gotcha.
Can you explain what happened here?
Well, this guy is danged.
He's too good
wow because his gameplay was too impressive i didn't know what to do
we're still going so get massive mass out traded traded and then also
we're just going to hold flash.
Sure.
You're just going to keep saying yeah, whatever?
No, I'm just going to show you
because we're really focused on my gameplay so I'm just going to show you. Because we're really focused on my gameplay
so I'm just gonna show...
We'll speed it up a bit.
So my gameplay then?
Yeah, I'm about to.
This guy is 1 HP correct? Waste Ignite. Okay we're chillin'. So he stays...
because
I'm confused what's going on down here. Well I'm confused. What's going on down here?
Well, I'm about to dive with Blitzcrank when we keep playing
And what's your plan right now?
Reset.
Oh yeah?
Do you think there is a chance that you could have looked mid and done anything?
Is that my thing over there wait
wait can you oh your mini why are you minimap so
small jesus you want me to be so hold on
so you know that this guy is low, right?
And you know I still have Teleport.
He has no TP.
He has Ignite and we know he doesn't have Ignite because I pinged it
and like, we know
Silas is probably on top crab so that's why I'm hovering
bot side next to you
So I'm curious though
Okay, this is fine Yeah, so I'm curious though, like... Okay. This is fine.
Yeah! So I'm curious though why aren't we
trying to abuse the Vlad?
Because here if we look again right
he flashes so he just flashes down his
pools down you're right here why are we resetting
i will say okay i'll actually admit this spot is kind of close
i will i will admit that this spot is kind of close. I will admit that.
This one,
I think I probably should have went in.
Yeah,
I mean,
I know you should've.
Like,
I know for a fact
you should've just walked over here
and gone behind the turret
and killed him.
Okay. gone behind the turn and killed him
but i think because if you if you kill him right here
his game is now over entirely because i
still have teleport to tempo the lane.
He has nothing on a level up.
I reset, I'm on a big buy
he can't do anything and even though I'm 0-2
it doesn't fucking matter. You can get the kill, I can get
the kill, it doesn't matter. He misses two waves
and you can't walk back to can get the kill it doesn't matter he misses two waves and you
can't walk back to lane is the only spot where i will say it is close yeah but this is this
is the thing this had such huge impact because when you're playing like vlad out scales trust right
it's so nice it's obvious as a dive as you as you say it is because it is
it's very easy dive if you're if you okay so i did I... Look at the waves.
Look at the waves.
On what wave are we diving?
His wave is incoming any second now.
What?
Bro, there's two minions and a cannon.
He has no sums or flash
and he pulls down.
What are you saying?
Yeah, that's the only...
Well, we also know Silas is above.
That's the reason.
Like, that's why it's kind of like...
It doesn't matter!
Like, what do you mean?
Because he dies in one spell. You realize you realize that right like a single spell kills him
but his cues on he just cued to heal he has nothing
like if you had not backed
and walked over here,
I would be autoing the wave harder
we would be crashing this
and we would literally be killing him
with no escape at all.
That's just how
it works.
The only way this works for me is I have to queue
over the Raptor wall. No, you don't.
You can literally walk up. There's's a million ways to do this like
you can walk into the turret with me you could literally walk up zone him off
the turn you're right here right you could walk
this way you could go behind if you really wanted to you could go this way
and walk into the turret,
he doesn't have flash or pool.
So if he sits under the turret
you can flash on him QM,
he dies insta
Or you could just walk in
And see if he walks here
And if he does walk here
It doesn't matter
Cause now he's between the minions. You can still go in
with you and me. Either way
he doesn't get to get near the wave for this thing.
If Sylas does end up ganking
he's coming from all the way up here during this.
So how does he... He would have to walk all the way like this and then we'd have to walk all the way up here during this, right? So how does he... Like, he would have to walk all the way like this
and then we'd have to walk all the way from here
down to here. And there's
travel time. He doesn't have time to do this.
So what I'm telling you is, like,
this Vlad dies here 100% and then we get a lead in
everything.
Let's say Sanz is not here,
the Vlad kill isn't as obvious
because of the wave state.
Okay, so you had challenger friends, right? If you were to pull in a challenger player and show them that wave state and like what just occurred and you backing here do you think they would have agreed with you backing?
That's the part that i'm not sure that
that's why i admitted like beforehand that this is the one where
i think it works i obviously i'm only a diamond player
but i can tell you from my personal experience that
you should have dove that anyway
it's whatever you're still doing this thing where
you're doing like a full clear into like random like i just don't
wait if you keep saying the word word clear, it's irrelevant. What does it mean? I'm trying to play as optimal jungle as possible
Yeah no, full clearing as an Amumu is fine, Day mean you it is what it is getting dragon here that
only thing is bad but i'm saying like you and your like why is your duo fighting bobby
and just getting railed down here. Like, what's happening?
This is... I don't know what's going on down here. Like this is Nihilus
because you're doing... Yeah,
what I'm saying though is like you're doing dragon right? And so
the bot lane's deciding to fight while you're doing dragon which is
wrong that's their own issue they shouldn't have done that yeah okay it didn't do that so here
you invade this red right and this isn't even that bad of a play.
Personally, I don't think you should do this.
I think that our bot lane has no priority
and if Sylas did...
It's very likely Sylas does go top
but if he did choose
to go bot
because these two are low,
right?
And it's a volatile lane
right now.
If you didn't choose
to go bot
and you get caught on red,
you can't like 100%
1v1 him
and bot lane can just walk to you right so it's
like no i already know he stops at perfect but i mean look at the map this is having
i mean you can't know that you can't know that. You can't know that.
Like, I know 90% that he's top
90% chance
Well, yeah
like I said
there's a chance
he's top
but he should be top
because you took dragon
and you're probably
on a reset
even so
I actually think
what you should actually do here is not
even gank bot. This gank is worthless by the way.
These kind of ganks they don't do
anything.
So right here
you just got six and you queued this why not do dragon and then just either
reset if you have gold i don't even know if you have gold yet
uh you don't even have gold device up or you could just walk through mid and do
grubs in this silas's face because you're the six i mean
he saw me cue that right i want to take the red like we win right now right because i'm stronger
than vlad at this point so even though i'm o-3, I am still stronger.
I am Tristana and
I have double long versus boots Dark Seal.
So why aren't we just playing to the priority objective
instead of coin flip fighting for fun buying it just doesn't make sense
i just at this so at this point i thought that the grubs would probably be taken by
the time i get there i didn't like now Now we can see he didn't even start
them.
And like this,
so that's
my first plan.
What am I watching? What are you doing here?
Why are we not...
Oh my god,
what did I just watch?
Why did we not
just go for Ezreal?
Why are we chasing butts?
We know Ez has no flash. They pinged it, so why are we chasing the Blitzcrank
with Ez no flash? You literally just watched him E forward.
He literally I literally just watched him E forward.
He literally E's right there.
So you know no flash and you know E on long cooldown, right?
They pinged it.
Your duo should be telling you that
they don't have flash.
I mean he pinged it.
I'm just saying
I'm just telling you
that on the spot
And here too,
right?
I'm also confused
why you didn't just
like walk up r and then cue him
like why are you trying to do like this weird max range key like he's
he can't get away right it is to. Just walk forward and then you just
stand on him with your... You just cry on top of him, right?
And then if he chooses
the E this way, then you can just Q to follow
up or if he chooses the E this way, you just
like walk at him.
I just... because this was like
he whiffed this, he flashed it
then he whiffed R
This one, I'll admit this one I misplayed.
This whole situation
here, I misplayed it.
Although if Blitz didn't have
Flash, I would've killed him.
I mean sure but like the thing is
it's like you just said
using a
confirmation bias
if Blitz didn't have flash he dies there
It's like okay well You don't have flash he dies there it's like okay well you didn't you don't have that info but you do have the info that ez does not
flash so you should just fight based on the
info that you have yourself rather than coin flip a choice
like little things like this matter also you, you should always be focusing the AD
carry anyway because killing Blitz
has no value. What's the point?
You're killing the support, right?
The AD carry is the damage dealer. The support doesn't
matter. He's just a tank.
He has no mana so he does nothing to you except for maybe E.
So like he has
maybe ult, maybe E. Or he doesn't have an ult, he has M6!
Maybe E.
You know Ignite is down because you just watched him use it.
Ezreal has no flash and he has a 200 bounty, so I don't
know why we're not focusing on Ez here right? It doesn't make sense to me.
This one you are right, I should have just all on the ezreal 100
i would need that one I don't know.
See, the problem is that all of this stuff...
Like, I shouldn't die here but obviously
I'm just talking to my chat tilted out of my mind at this point.
Just autopilot.
Right?
I don't,
I'm going to be honest.
I just auto piloting auto wing this guy not like caring.
So the problem is right.
You can say like,
Oh,
my mid sucks
and I played dog shit this game.
I wasn't caring but you also have to
take into consideration that you are also
all of these things you're doing
that you're making these mistakes.
Like imagine you had just reset.
Imagine you dove Vlad or imagine you had reset
and just been at grubs instead of taking this bot fight
where you wasted 45 seconds doing nothing but dying.
Now imagine like you were here,
Sylas doesn't gank me
because you're in between
where he has to walk to gank right?
So either sees you on grubs or
and then fights you and I have prio of the wave so I walk
first and then we just kill him
or like all of these timers
matter. Like yeah, I shouldn't be dying
if I wasn't tilted I would never die to this
but the thing is
you can only control yourself, right?
Like,
I wasn't just
raging at me
the whole game.
If we actually did kill them
that would have been better.
It's not even better though.
Like...
Okay, so you're
doing this... Okay, it's not better
to go bot because it's a coin flip.
So if you're ever
saying like this might work this might not work that is very likely
a bad play
it's more consistent to just do very, very consistent gameplay.
Like you said, when you said earlier that you were farming and trying
to maximize your efficiency...
This isn't efficient, because you're
basically ganking bot, and even if you
mess it up... I don't even care about your mechanics, right?
Shit happens. I don't even care.
But what I'm saying is the whole process
of taking that fight to begin with is not efficient at all.
Because your efficiency is basing on like, oh my teammates need to play well
My Nyla needs to not int before I get there
You're taking these choices and you're putting them in your teammate's hands
And you're saying they have to do this
for me to do this. And when you're doing that,
you're just coin flipping because you can't control how stupid the
Nihilist is, right?
The situation is that
at this point in the game I'm like, I need to take more risks.
But you don't. That's the thing.
You don't have to take risks.
I don't have a mid laner.
That's what my head says. Okay, my mid laner is like, he's out of
the game. And that's fair but like I said
you're also only looking at KDA at this point too
so if you were to look
at the wave state, if you were to look at this wave state
when you're here
let me back this up a bit
and you're looking at this wave state
okay because this is when you choose to go bot right so
or you go red then but but that like i have full push on vlad right now
right so you want to create that, like I have full push on Vlad right now. Right? So you
want to create fights
not in the lane
right? You wanna create fights
in the jungle where I can impact those
fights very highly because I can move first
while Vlad has to farm under the turret.
That's the whole point of Tristana, she pushes too easily right?
So we will win- like Vlad's level 6 all in is also pretty dog if he's not fed so like mine compared to
his we obviously win this guy has a little five right i'm just saying first place take is red here
i mean you could take the red too right like either way
you could take the red or he could go to grumps because i have prio so if silas did come by
i would move first because i had frio so i was back through and walk down
and help him right that's the whole point of why i'm pushing
and so these guys fighting like I don't even care about this because bot laners are
sorry they're retarded, I don't have a better word. Bot laners are retarded
They're retarded. I don't have a better word. Bot laners are retarded. They're terrible players.
So...
Like,
I'm not gonna watch that. That doesn't even matter. But
like, I die mid, right? And then we
lose the grubs or whatever. I actually think Nasus 1v2s them,
because they're so horrible.
Like you come up here,
Nasus gets a 1v2, Soraka roams, blahblahblah
Yeah! No I mean I'm saying like that could have happened
faster. You know what
I mean? Like a minute earlier.
Cause at this point you know I'm just autopilot pushing mid. But look at the gold!
There's also that concept because now at this point
you're going to say why aren't I coming mid?
Well,
here's the other part too
is that
as a jungler
I know how much you can
also invest
in laners
that are like Shogun.
Right?
I mean,
I agree with that.
This guy is clearly out of it.
I'm not even supposed to put a foot in mid lane at all.
Well, I agree with that but when
I was asking for the first dive,
I wasn't out of it. I literally assist When I was asking for the first dive, right?
I wasn't out of it.
I literally assist pinged like five times.
I was like please and you just...
No but I'm just saying that even when we were 0-3-0 at that point
and the way you're typing and the way you were dying
it was like any
this one I'm very confident
Oh I don't care. Like I said, I'm not asking
even at this point I'm not asking you to come in
I'm not doing anything.
We lose, we get 1v2'd by Vlad at this point.
I'm not asking you to even come in.
You kept typing it into game
and even at this point saying
hey, come in, come in, come in
and he said if I don don't commit you're gonna
grieve but all the way towards the end you would keep saying that on the chat oh here i i hear
i literally as i was walking mid i wanted you you to fight this because Vlad is really susceptible
to just like getting shit on
right here,
right now.
Because he's going to walk up
and hit the plate.
I'm on a fresh buy.
I have items.
He only has a fucking
two stack Magi's,
right?
If you come like through here
You could even walk like this
It doesn't matter. All I want you to do is
Pressure this as your walking into bot side
Which you don't have to do do. I mean, it is what it is. You could just walk bot too so these guys don't get dove.
Time or resources in mid lane because of the way that you've been playing.
Yeah but I'm saying...I want you to take a look at this though.
Things like this?
Like, I don't have to fight this right?
But if you were here there's a very good chance
that Vlad just dies.
Honestly,
If you didn't die as much earlier than he did Honestly, if you were just like...
If you didn't die as much early on
and you didn't go up mental boom
early on I probably wouldn't.
Yeah, yeah.
I get it.
I understand what you're saying but what i'm saying is
like if you're making your gameplay based on
like the fact that you don't want to help me
because you think i suck or something it's still
the problem is like that's fine like you
don't wanna get dragged down
but you still have to like acknowledge that some of these things like
are possible
what's possible it's it's, what I'm saying is...
All of these fights that I am taking
If Sylas doesn't show up there
That's a very close 1v1
So it is what it is.
He just walked over. He was already
bot. He's like, alright, I'm gonna help this flat.
And at this point,
I can't just sit here and go even
versus fucking... This guy spent all of his gold on a worthless item,
so I'm going to fight him
because he doesn't have power.
So, you know,
I'm going to get outscaled,
so I might as well.
Well, I think Tristana's skill
is very good by the way.
It's good but I mean Vlad
is one of the few mages in
the game that can just
straight up if you get to
lead like there's no
counterplay to it because
he just pulls.
He had this way to clear the wave maybe for an
extra minute or something and then
decided to go all in once we've
Silas Ball lane
now would be a good time to all-in the Vlad but you decide
to just go crazy and just all-in
autopilot without knowing where
the Silas is. No yeah 100%.
And you decide
to all-in while your jungler has camps up on bot side.
I mean, what did we just do here?
I didn't even see this... What the fuck was that?
You're all in about Vlad was not correct.
Like at that point again, I'm not a mid laner.
Probably not! No.
I mean, like you said, I'm just playing because I'm tilted.
Yeah, I'm not a mid laner but I'm pretty sure
that all-in previously with Vlad was not correct.
So here though, like, you know Silas is here. Right?
Like we know he's here.
This isn't me. You can
never take this ward out.
Well here in this situation i'm
looking to fight, I mean look at their HPs
yeah but look where your team
is man
no this is fine
this is most certainly not fine
i'm pretty strong right now like um
i'm ready to take a fight okay but i mean we just watched like i want
to see what happens like soraka's up there, Naivo's got
to push the wave and then
you walk this way. You don't even walk to your
Soraka though, you walk away from her.
You walk into the jungle
like just walk this way.
Okay. into the jungle like just walk this way
because that's never worth for you. Because Nihilist's farming her wave, right? She's not just gonna ditch
the wave and then like
you ran
up here, you traded a one-for for one, burned your ult so that now Dragon's not even playable. Like no matter what it wouldn't be playable because you don't have ult.
Yeah I guess.
Look...
Like, I'm not blaming you for this game.
Like, I ran it down and I stopped caring.
Like, the game is my fault.
But what I'm saying is like
You have to like, you have to, like – it's okay to say, like, yeah, I shit the bed.
But it's also, like, if you looked and noticed all these little things that are happening, this is not just, like – there's so many different things that are happening this is not just like there's so many
different things that occur because like if you look like even with me being oh
six we're only down what 1300 on the game
that's not even bad it doesn't affect
the state of the game the state of the game is saying that we
don't have a mid laner and we have an asus who's very strong
we have nyla soraka which scale well. Blitz does not outscale
Soraka by any means. They have good scaling too they have Mez Veldt. Yeah they
have Mez Veldt I agree but we also have scaling right? You said Triss scales,
Nihilus scales.
No, but the problem is that when you play like this
it's-you're telling everyone else on a map
that we don't have a mid laner.
That's the problem.
Well, I feel like if you have
that understanding... Like right here
because I'm tilted
and then now you're doing the same thing that you're mad at me for, though,
is getting tilted and saying it's affecting your gameplay.
It's like, that's fine.
Because, I mean, it affected my gameplay,
but to put all of the...
All of your choices and your ability to tilt on me is just weird.
What do you mean? You decided to take my blue because I'm not playing mid lane.
I did do that.
I did 100% do that.
So what do you expect?
Do you expect something different?
No, I mean, you can do this. I don't give a fuck.
Like I said,
I expected you to troll like this.
I mean,
I trolled you.
It is what it is.
But what I'm saying
is there's been
a ton of times
that I've shown you
where
you could have changed the outcome of the game there's been a ton of times that i've shown you where
you could have like changed the outcome of the game but you're too focused on
the fact that i'm doing bad to see that like
your is doing fine your top's doing fine you're doing fine
so now you're just focused too much on like oh this guy's doing
poorly to focus on how to win you're like you're mad that i'm doing bad so now you're not focusing
on how to actually yeah at this point at this point it's like I'm looking to go next or...
I was looking to go next even a little bit earlier.
Even though we see the state of the game is like still winnable technically but also next year for sure i
mean like we don't have a mid laner it's 45 probably more i mean yeah no you're right i'm
just saying like that's your choice is what
I'm trying to get through your head. Like you are choosing
to actively stop trying
Well it keeps saying choice
we have to understand the root cause of that choice is you, right? No, no, listen
your choices will always
be your choices. If somebody kicks you in the nuts
you can punch them in the face or walk away
It's not... it's YOUR choice
Like yeah what they did is gonna piss you off and what that i'm saying like i'm saying though
i'm saying no you have to have accountability like this entire time in the discord
i've literally been like yeah yeah i troll I trolled. Yeah, I griefed this
Yeah, I was not trying. I'm just
telling you outright, I had accountability
for that, right? But you're
saying your choices are being based
completely on me.
Like I'm causing you,
I'm mind controlling you to stop caring.
No, not mind control yet.
All I'm saying is at like a 10 minute mark
the moment I saw you take that blue
like I was like,
okay,
let's go next.
That's it.
It's as simple as that.
It's not more complicated than that.
It's like,
he wants to take the blue,
you know,
it's like,
okay,
whatever we're going to go
next.
So,
okay. But why didn't they go next just because i mean you're
you're going to be like impeding you're going to be like competing my gameplay and it's like
okay i mean what's the point yeah but I'm saying like I was trying to
forfeit. It is what it is
So you keep saying
your choice, your choice, your choice
But I mean the person actively making bad choices
that's going to affect your teammates' mental, it's you.
Yes, but you're the one who lets it affect
your mental.
Yeah,
it's because of you. Your actions,
your jungler is blue, You're typing constantly in chat.
Yeah, no I was being
tilting as fuck, I get it.
But what I'm saying is
if I'm typing a lot and
annoys you, you could just just mute no it couldn't mute for sure but
I'm just telling you, it doesn't stop what you're doing. What you are doing and this is
the statement of fact is that your inking, you're being toxic in chat,
you're also taking your junglers
camps.
Yeah, 100%.
Let's stop talking
about other people here.
What you're doing yourself is that your briefing this is definition yeah and I'm telling you my guy I
literally stopped caring went full autopilot just ran around the map
because like I said hey I didn't want to play anymore right and that's my choice
to make and i made that choice but the thing is is like if you if you if you're in the game
and you're actively like sitting here pushing your buttons why teammates you're not just autopilot autopiloting
is like you know just playing bad in lane or something but you're intentionally griefing
your teammates look at what you're doing.
This is griefing.
So,
so what happened... What I'm saying though
is like we're making
this big thing
like you realize
the next game
we would have won
the game
but you decided
to intentionally grief?
I don't know what happened on the next game.
Next game, that had a little...
No, no, see this is the difference between you and me.
I'm taking accountability for this, right?
I'm like yeah, I trolled.
I wasn't trying to win.
You're doing this thing where you're like,
oh, I don't know what happened. I just walked into your lane and
took all the minions for fun.
Dude,
you can't be a pussy about it.
If you're going to grief, be a man and be like, yeah, I grieved you.
Like, I'll have more respect than if you're just gonna
do this bullshit of like, dude,
I don't know, I have a headache.
I passed out.
I don't know what you want.
Like...
It's bitch, man.
After when he just did this game?
What did you expect?
Like, what did you expect?
Hello?
Oh, like I said, I don't give a fuck!
This isn't my main.
I don't care if you brief these games man
It is what it is
What i'm telling you So So what's the conclusion?
The conclusion is...
Are we trying to make a competition about who played
the worst this game
because I think it's very clear
that not, like,
even though I've made
some mistakes...
Well, no,
you wanted the Discord game.
It's very clear
that you've just...
You've inted this game.
Like...
I think it's very clear.
You wanted the Discord.
I'm just...
Like, I don't know what...
Like, we watched the game.
Okay.
We... I showed you points where, like,
we could have won
the game had you
played it differently
which you agreed with
and then
I showed you points
where I just
didn't care
and I just
got caught. The Vlad dive
the Vlad dive at 330 that's
the one that I'm 50-50 on, I'm not actually
like... And the bot gank is also
horrible. The bot gank, the Vlad dive
all that stuff. The thing is it's like that snowballs the game.
I'm very skeptical for me. Like that for
me...
That's the thing though.
I'm gonna tell you right now
You dive that every time. I don't think so.
I have to see
because of just the way...
From what angle do you want me to dive that?
I want you to literally walk at him
like he has no cooldowns and he's fucking 50 HP.
He's going to walk back, hello?
Okay, listen.
So if he walks...
You could walk around too,
like walk through the back of the turret.
Like you mean through the raptors?
Raptorbush? Like walk like this.
Like walk around.
Okay
and he's just gonna path
away, like he sees me,
dude.
It's not like there's...
Okay,
yeah,
what I'm saying though is like,
okay,
so what's gonna happen?
He's at one HP,
right?
So let's say you walk like this
and you come around,
right?
All right,
let's go to the thing
so I can show.
I have to land my Q, basically. You don't even have to.
You have Flash. You don't have to land shit and also
if you can't land a Moomoo Q, you shouldn't be playing a Moomoo.
That shit is just like
an auto-land. It's free.
If he sees me coming, he can dodge it.
If I'm face to face with someone
they will expect the Q, they can juke it
it's not 100%. So what if you just walk
at him as he is juking and hit him with a...
I'm getting turret shot. The wave is about to be killed.
If the dive is too long, I'll get hit.
This is a 3 minute 30
tower dive. It's way different than like
a 10 minute tower dive.
Look at this. So right now,
you should
be hovering your camera mid.
And you should be like, oh look at this.
Because I pinged everything.
I pinged Ignite. You know he has ignite.
You know that i'm stronger than him.
I have a buy.
We have 50% is 20.
You know...
I think your point here is crash your wave and reset.
No, why would I?
No, no, listen, let me explain something to you.
This, if I crash the wave here and reset, Vlad gets
to do exactly what he wants. He gets to
not take TP, not get
punished for not taking TP,
and then get to safely farm
under his turret and only miss one wave if i tp back to push one
waving why would why would we want him to be
able to do that when you are literally within like
testicle fucking throwing like he can smell you
like no silas should be opposite of what
like right now like we yeah but we win the 2v2 regardless
we do yes let's take the 2v2 but i'm not going to take a 2v2 on his turret so let's say here...
So like here?
Right here? No, I'm gonna tell you right now if you can get any player that you want,
like I will DM them for you.
Any fucking player
that is Challenger
that you want me to DM
right now
and come in here
waste their time
and tell you you're wrong
I will do it because I'm really petty
about this. I know
1000% you are
supposed to just walk over
and dive this.
Let's do it. I'm willing
to pay also. If you want, I'm willing to pay also, like if you want
I'm willing to pay
for the
VOD review
from the guy
What are they going to say? They're gonna say, oh your Trist died
but that's not the point
that i'm making. The point i'm making is like
I'm 0-2 right now but this game was salvageable
had you just walked mid
But you're refusing to understand that, like, this
is not a risky play
because if you walk mid
two things are going to occur, okay?
One of two things. A, he dies
or B, he leaves the turret.
It's a win-win.
Let me explain.
It's a win-win.
I'll schedule one with one of them.
I'm just going to say this one one time i'm trying to be nice
he it's a win-win if you walk here okay we know he has no flash we know he
has no pool if you just walk here right now either
a misses this wave.
Right?
He just misses the way because he has to leave.
Like I said,
he would walk up,
let's say he has perfect reaction time.
Let's say cause this is watered
and let's say you do walk like this okay
let's say he walks up. He's now
zoned off the wave. If Sylas tries
to gank, we just kill Sylas because
Vlad can't even interact with the fight because he's at
1 HP.
If I'm all the way at the Rapt Bush, I can't come help you.
That silence comes for you. You see what I mean?
No! You 100% can because
you just walk through the turret
because the minions are about to crash.
You stand right here.
Right here.
You're going to see the minions are not gonna...
Look, play it and you'll look at the minions now.
Play it. You'll see how they move.
What? Look at the wave of C so this wave right here behind them is gonna
yes but no you realize listen listen you realize I didn't hard shove this because
you were backing.
Watch.
So here,
you notice how I'm not just autoing the minions as fast as I can?
You're still autoing the minions.
Yeah, but watch. You see what I'm doing?
I'm like... Look dude, okay, let's just
stop coping. If you want we can bring a challenger
in and we can talk about it. And here
by the way, even if you're
here, like even if you're standing here, if you're standing here, if you're here... Like, even if you're standing here,
if you're doing anything
to even remotely pressure this Vlad
being 1 HP under the turret, they both
die here. If you're doing anything at all
except recalling, they will both die. But you're doing anything at all except recalling they will both die
but you're so focused on this efficiency of i need to go do gromp you're not looking at the map
listen man this is the play where i'll say it's 50 Listen, man.
This is the play where I'll say it's 50-50 for me
but I'm not going to go higher than 50.
What?
Yeah, listen, listen.
I'm willing to put up 100 bucks.
Let's bring a VOD review in listen, I'm willing to put up 100 bucks. What the fuck?
Let's bring a VOD review in and we'll
settle it from whoever...
Bro, we don't need to watch
the whole VOD. This is the only play
I care about.
No, well there's other plays... There's others...
There are at least 8 plays from you,
that we have to also look at.
Yeah! I told you every one of those deaths
was me not giving a fuck,
tabbed out talking to my chat.
Which is my fault I didn't deny it
or you don't need the VOD review
I told you like I wasn't trying to win
but this I was actively trying to win at this exact
moment and it's like
you were actually trying to win when you gave first blood
to Ezreal or were you actively trying to win when you
gave second goal? Well yeah, I was trolling. I mean that was
just me trolling. I got unlucky. Like I was just egoing It was just me trolling. It was just
egoing.
Which is it?
You're trolling
in the first
minute of the
game and
you're not
trolling here?
Is it a
spectrum where
I identify as
a troller?
It wasn't like I walked in to here
just die to their team,
I was autoing,
I got caught
and then I'm dead.
Like I egoed
and I got punished for my ego
That's not me trying to lose
that just me egoing and being like oh that sucks
That's the difference man
I'm not intentionally losing here
I'm saying it was a bad play.
I got caught.
They abused my ego and it ended up giving as first blood.
That's on me.
But what I'm saying is like...
You said you were trying to win.
The game is still winnable at each point. You're just not...
At this point, the game's still
winnable but from this death
after this point... But this death
didn't need to happen because it's your
job as the jungler to cover this
listen it's solo q man you can't like expect
your no no no no you can't play its solo queue card when
you make a mistake like it's your job as the jungler to
cover this this is your job okay sure and let's say that
is my mistake does it justify you griefing the rest of the game because this was a very
pivotal moment of my lane and of the next five minutes
of the game,
because this Vlad is getting away with like $30 million in a bank heist
and his fucking underwear waving at the camera.
While the security guard eats a donut.
Like I don't know what you want from me, man."
Listen...
This is something that's absolute.
Even though after this play
whatever who was right or wrong doesn't matter
but it does not justify your griefing the person was wrong, doesn't matter. But it
doesn't justify you griefing the rest of the game.
I agree.
Nothing justifies that.
I completely agree with you.
You can't pull the morality card when
you did it the exact same thing
the next... You did it worse than me
the next game. You literally, like...
Like, the next game, you actively ruined
the game. Like this this game I just like
autopilot soft-inted. You
hard griefed the next game. Like, you intentionally
weren't trying to win.
That part? I'm not sure.
That second game... I mean, I'm not sure. That second game... Well, I mean,
I can just show you.
Like we can look at it.
Like I had a double kill
level two
and I'm playing
one of my best champions that i actually play on my main account quite a bit and
i mean like this vlad was like the game was over that's amanda mohan I saw your name in that champion select
it was like the game is over
I'm saying when you do this shit right
you can't pull the moral card
saying like oh oh, you know
it doesn't excuse you doing any of this shit
It's like, you can't say that
and then do the exact thing that you're saying
I don't get excused for next game
and then make an excuse for why you it was okay that you did at this game
like you can't have it both ways
listen man it's solo queue
I agree
One thing is for sure
Is that you just
You decided to just
Grief
You decided to
Piss everyone off
In that game
And for no reason
Like you could've
There was a reason there's 100
reason you were ignoring you were you were
ignoring everything or you were just not i was ignoring you
not everything i was ignoring you yeah and that's that's what i'm saying it's
like when i'm asking for help from my jungler i'm like hey come dive this guy and you ignore me
it's annoying but yeah i should have had better mental. 100%. That's on me.
Well, any
good jungler, like any coach
will say that you don't invest in
losing lanes and losing players.
Any jungler is going to tell you that. Bro, that's not an investment like somebody just asked if you wanted
a million dollars for walking five feet and you said no it's an investment any any
any second that you put into this game is an investment.
I shouldn't waste any time going to a losing lane.
Any coach will tell you this.
Bro, it wasn't...
Listen, the game state?
This is what I'm telling you.
Game states?
KDAs? All right, all right, go on. state this is what i'm telling you game states kda's over and over don't waste time on losing players oh my god that's it i'm gonna tell you right now tarzan hates my guts and if you showed
him that screenshot of what you did, that you backed right there
I'm literally going to pay Tarzan to watch this game
Like, right after, I'm going to play Soapy and go
Then I'm going to pay this guy to watch
Bro, if you want to get
If you want to gift your money to Tarzan, that's on you.
What I'm telling you, as somebody who plays
with Tarzan...
Coaching sessions, right?
Listen, listen, listen. As somebody who plays
with him,
I'm going to tell you right now
if i like he will tell you that i ran it down
that i suck that i agree to this game and he's right however
if you show him if you show him the screenshot of what I just showed you,
he will say that you trolled. He will say you griefed that. Then you show him the bot gank,
he will say you're retarded. He'll say those exact words like you are retarded
So you're gonna pay him $100 to tell you that you're retarded because on something I just told you shouldn't happen
If you want to do that by all means means man, but I'm telling you he's
just going to say that.
No, that
bot gank yeah, that bot gank
and the mid fight
is the one that I'm not sure The mid one's the one I'm not sure of.
So here, right? This is what
I'm saying. You can't pull the moral high ground
card when you're doing this, right?
When you do wraiths.
I have two kills. I'm in lane vlad's at 40 hp with the wave slow pushing
the way you set that but i set this up is i literally just walk up
zone vlad off the entire wave into Wave 3. Once Wave 3
gets here, I crash it on Wave 3
and I just dive the Vlad with
Level 3 before he even
gets Level 2 because he's literally
a sliver. He can't hit level 2,
he can't stay in XP range
so I zone him up
okay
I crash the wave at level 3
if he stays under the turret
he gets killed
he has no TP
he misses the entire
three waves
and now I'm level 4
when I get back to his little one
and his game is now over 100 but instead of no because you kept
typing that if they don't come in that you're gonna come
i i didn't type to you a single time this game.
This is the thing,
you chose to bring emotions
into this game. That was your choice.
This is me just following your directives, sir.
No I didn't ask you to come anywhere near my lane in this game.
This is what I'm saying. You were being petty from the last game
and so you wanted to come mid and be like,
oh, I'm going to be petty
and sit in his lane because look,
I don't care.
It was obvious
you were being petty.
I've been petty. I was petty last game. I don't care. Like, it was obvious you were being petty. I've been petty.
I was petty last game.
I don't actually care.
But what I'm saying is
what annoys me
is that you are like
doing this thing
where you're not taking accountability
for griefing.
You're doing this thing
and it's like,
oh, I'm just helping you.
You're being a pussy.
The milieu wasn't playing
because we all say you're not
going to play. We all agree based on
what you did last game that this game is over because
you're just not going to play. You're going to end.
What do you mean? That's the thing.
It's like, okay, listen.
You are literally at this point using
a previous game to judge what I'm
going to do with this game, even though
it's very obvious that I'm not
trolling by looking at the game state
already. It was very obvious
that you were crazy trolling last game.
So we just took that and applied it to this very next game,
saying well this guy didn't take a break.
So what you're saying is
You're being emotional from the last game
in this brand new game you're now
being emotional and you need to take it upon yourself
to personally make like make the game worse for everyone
because you're bringing last game's emotions into this game correct it's
not emotions i'm more so saying okay this is bro bro it's okay listen it's okay to be emotional
man okay there's nothing wrong with it.
I was saying earlier, like you got to –
You don't need the toxic masculinity, man.
You're fine.
What I'm saying though is like you can't just assume –
You are making an assumption to grief this game for everybody.
You're grieving it for our kaisa, you're grieving it for our set because of the game that we
just played together instead of running it down.
All I'm saying is you're being a massive hypocrite.
Well,
if you
look at the game state,
the game is already over.
Like we've won the game actually.
Like Vlad, 40%, no ghost,
no flash,
no XP.
I've zoned him on every piece of XP.
When you want a team it's never over.
When you want anyone's team the game is never over.
Again this is what I'm saying.
You're emotionally making a statement right now that isn't factual.
You're making an emotional statement making a statement right now that isn't factual. I see.
You're making an emotional statement?
Well, depending on what it is...
It's a factual statement.
You are emotionally unstable guy.
That's true.
It's going to either be winnable
or completely or complete losses it really depends on yeah but
but what i'm saying is it didn't depend on me because
you took it upon yourself to make it depend on you when you have a midland
who was on some type of spectrum where once the whole thing second homie
homies like you you can't say i did this because
i knew you'd grief.
Like,
what are you saying right now?
Like,
you chose to grief the game
because you were mad.
You were emotional.
That's just what it is.
It...
that's literally
just factual.
Like, nothing
is going wrong
in the game.
We're doing fine.
Nothing is going
wrong in the game yet.
You formed one camp
you got mad
you're like
oh we died level 1
and then you typed
I don't want to play anymore in chat
and then you walked mid after
there's nothing bad happening
in the game. Set is doing fine
it's fucking four seconds into the lane phase
And you're like, oh I'm going to go grief him because I know
I'm a fucking prophet. I know
he's going to do it again this game. But I'm literally
two-in-one. The Vlad's zoned.
That's too much on
you. I think the next time we're gonna talk would be like,
with at least have some type of third party
who has a little more knowledge than both of us
I would say.
Okay.
I'm not a challenger player but let's bring in someone
who has this expertise and- Oh, you're a challenger player, but let's bring in someone who has this expertise.
Oh, you're a challenger player?
I'm not a challenger player. No, I'm not.
I'm not a challenger player, no.
Let's bring someone in who has the skills
and we'll make a discussion.
Having been challenger myself more than once, I'm-
Highly doubt it.
I highly doubt it.
I think if you've ever been challenged in your life,
you probably done some things under the table.
Okay so I'm just gonna say this.
You know I'm a streamer right sure so i play almost every game
that i play on stream i'm streaming right now so what i'm saying is, how would I fake?
Do you have a theory like it's info hat theory that every time
I've gotten Challenger Grandmaster whatever on stream
am I just putting the webcam on and it's
just like somebody else's game plan i'm commentating it every time for like
seven years no no no no doesn't it's not bad but
there could be many things right but all i'm going to say is that based
on what i've seen on that game
that i mean look it's something very sketchy is going on that's okay well i mean i could
say the same thing right now based on what i just saw, you're bronze.
Okay.
If we're using
our logic on how people are playing game to game
right? You're not just saying
oh this guy got tilted one game and he inted.
Instead of having that logic of like, oh, maybe he's...
He's just tilted or maybe he's bad, whatever.
But you can only control yourself.
So instead of doing that, you're like, I'm gonna go fuck the game over at level 2.
And then now
you're saying it's because it's inevitable.
But bro, you're not Thanos. I don't understand
what you're trying to do here. You're literally
making an excuse for you running the game down because
I played bad and ran the game
down last game, so you wanted to return
the favor. Which again is fine.
You just have to be a man and admit
that you were fucking inting.
We can see you inting.
I'm watching you int.
Just, like...
You can't make an excuse for this.
I was trying to be a more supportive player.
You are a pussy!
We'll leave it at that, we'll leave it at that
I wish you the best of luck in all your
future projects and maybe
in the future we will be in touch with somebody else
No worries man
Kisses and hugs, bro. Kisses and hugs. Have a good night.
Yeah, I mean...
I don't know what else to say.
Like, I feel like that this was just hilarious to me.
Watch griefs the lane right? Solad loses griefs the lane watch this i'll play
this out because i think this is funny i get level three ganks my Bully, right? I survive.
Right? Watch what Rumi does.
And then he doesn't even full clear it. He leaves the wave intentionally frozen.
This is what I mean. If you're going to grief somebody,
have the balls to admit your griefing, right?
We can all see he's trolling.
There's no – just have the balls to at least own up to it.
You know what I mean?
If you have the balls to grief, you have the balls to at least own up to it, you know what I mean? If you have the balls to grief
You have the balls to own up to it
Because if you're just saying like passive aggressive pussy
ass shit
Like, I'm sorry bro but like
That's kind of sad.
Dude, no. I'm telling you right now. Tarzan does not like me.
Right? Like he doesn't like me at all.
And I'm going to tell you right now
if I were to literally
ask Tarzan
I could DM him on Twitter right
now and he would say Geronimo
you're a fucking loser.
Okay that's cool can you come look at this VOD really quick?
And he would say for what? And I'm like I'll give you
one dollar and he'd be like okay sure
and so he'd come look at the
VOD because he likes being right
Tarzan is a narcissist who likes, you know,
proving to everybody how smart he is.
So he would look at that and be like,
Geronimo...
You were right.
You entered your ass off,
but I do think your mooMoo's retarded." And that's... he would just say it.
I know he would because I...
...I know what happened.
I could bring in Che Shaco he would say he's retarded
I could bring in fucking
any of the fucking
high elo challenger junglers
they'll still tell him
he's retarded
but junglers they'll still tell him he's retarded
okay geronimo you ended this game but
yes yes i did
that's the difference like that's what I'm. That's the difference.
Like that's what
I'm saying is like
you guys
like I think
you guys just got
a little insight
into the average
like why
if you guys ever
wonder why
I say diamond players are delusional retards,
go re-watch the Discord VOD of what I just spent an hour talking to.
Okay?
I want you all to just go watch
that VOD
if you ever wonder
why I say
Diamond players
are retarded
because it's not that they're bad.
It's that they refuse to admit any fault
based on the fact
that there's always something
mind-cont controlling their gameplay
that causes them to do that, right?
At the end of the day
you control every fucking thing you do.
Okay everything, everything you do. Okay?
Everything.
Everything you do,
you control.
If somebody's playing bad
in your team
and you choose to get tilted,
you chose that.
So stop being a pussy.
That's the difference, though. Diamond players will always have
an excuse for why they're doing something or why they're
inting or why they play bad.
No, you just fucking suck. You're diamond.
You have 200 games played and your heart hard-stuck in D2.
Just relax, bro.
Can I get a review?
I'm gonna refund your points.
I'll give it to you if you're still here after the game maybe i'll do it
i just want to play in a game i've already spent an hour just on some content but
i just want to play the game. That's the other thing, too.
I don't even give a fuck about his skill level.
That's the thing.
Like, I don't even care if he sucks or is good,
is bad, whatever.
Like I said before, guys,
every fucking
every diamond player to me
is like you gotta understand
it from my point of view
It's like imagine taking an intro
to like
I don't know,
a physics intro class.
I feel like
Diamond is your first learning
how League actually works in Diamond.
You don't know how League works until Diamond,
you're learning the very basic fundamentals
to get to Diamond, and then once you get to
Diamond, you have to learn so much more
to get higher, and a lot of these
players don't understand what they need to learn, because they always just AFK blame everyone.
So it's hard to describe to a delusional person, but they're idiots.
Either way, I don't give a fuck.
Wait what am I against mid?
Am I against Morg mid?
It's exaggerated.
It's not at all.
It's not exaggerated though.
Like literally the difference between diamond and challenger is the difference between silver and diamond, like legitimately
that you are, you are legitimately that different in skill.
Maybe more.
Like, honestly, maybe more.
Maybe bronze to diamond
is the difference between diamond and chow.
Like, you being a top percentile is the difference between Diamond to Chao.
Like, you being a top percent of the player base doesn't matter if anything that makes it even more egregiously hard to climb
like, that means that you have to know so much more, actually.
Right? Because if you're in the top 2%,
and
to get to that top.01%
of Challenger, you have
to know so much because you have to be consistent.
You have to know how to push leads.
You have to know tempo,
you have to know matchups.
You have to know timers.
You have to know how to CS.
You have to have decent mechanics.
You have to understand when to pick stuff. You have to understand how to play, you have to have decent mechanics. You have to understand when to pick stuff.
You have to understand how to play the map.
You have to understand the importance of just
where you're moving on the map at certain timers.
How you're playing the lane.
Where you're standing in the lane.
Like those tiny little things matter but Diamond players don't know
those tiny things matter because they think that they are closer to being
Challenger than they really are.
Like, Challenger players see Diamond players as Diamond players
see Bronze.
Like, that's how
Challenger players see diamonds.
You guys are bronze.
You have a million things to learn. Okay. Yo, man.. Just chill for now. I don't wanna like...
I'm just gonna play the game.
Like, don't ask it now cause I'm just gonna play this game man.
Ooh! I like the look play this game, man. I've been just...
doing random shit for an hour. I wanna play some League of Man. Oh! um are more like guidelines really minions have spawned Hmm, it's a morgue mid right?
I actually think
I could just walk over here
and fuck with this guy.
Oh he's not even
starting raptors.
Uh oh.
I thought he was gonna
start raptors 100%.
Because, I mean this is a Morg mid. It doesn't actually matter if I sit in the lane or not.
She can't really pressure R2-V1.
Oh, I suck. oh i suck
sup hey what's up man Easy peasy. I'm just missing that CS too. Damn.
Oh, I'm getting fucking eye-fucked by the sun.
Feel bad.
Hmm... Hmm.
Jesus, what ELO am I in then? Good God. What is happening right now? so I don't even know what's happening here. He's trying to hold his Q so that...
He's trying to hold his Q so I can't jump in on him.
Because he's trying to hold it, that uh if i jump he throws q Italy is below me in the river.
What are we doing here?
Okay. Uh, what the fuck is happening over here I mean, okay.
Well, that's what I was trying to say earlier.
When you get to the top percent in things...
People think it's like exaggerated, but it's not.
Like, the top percent of things is harder to climb than getting to the top percent.
Right? It's like
anything, it's like
what's the percentage of millionaires
to billionaires?
You understand? That's what I'm saying.
It's like... When you get to the very, very high percent and you're in a percent of a percent
it's-it's a lot difference
that's why i tell you that like...
Like it is in fact, Diamond is not impressive.
It's impressive if you're an average player.
I will say that, right?
If you're an average player, Diamond is impressive
and you should feel good about it, which I've said before, right?
I've said that plenty of times on this stream.
I've said diamond is good.
You should feel good about being diamonds,
but you should feel good about being bronze.
You feel good about whatever your rank is
that you're striving to get to.
Like,
that's just a personal,
a personal thing.
You should feel good about whatever you are trying to do, right? Whatever your goal is, you should feel good. so so But I'm telling you right now...
The amount of knowledge required to get to Diamond is very, very low compared to the
amount of knowledge required to get to Challenger. Which is obvious but... Is there a plant? By the way, am I trolling by backing here? Well, I guess like I said what i'm saying is like I see
Like I see... Like,
I see anything below Diamond
as you are new to League of
Legends. Right? Or
you can't play that much.
That's how I view it personally. If you're below Diamond, I think your that much. Like,
that's how I view it personally.
If you're below diamond,
I think you're new to league
and you or you like
can't play that much,
right?
Like you're just a casual player
you play for fun
you try and see
how high you can get
casually blah blah blah
like but if I think you're diamond your you try and see how high you can get casually, blah, blah.
But if I think your diamonds,
you're starting to
get into the realm
of like you're trying
to be competitive
as a diamond player.
You know,
you start to get
a little more
competitive.
You're trying
your best.
What the difference more competitive you're trying your best
but the difference is it's like once you start trying to be competitive right like you still suck so I mean, it really just depends on how you feel about it though okay so has been Like, right here...
I'm not taking this plate.
Right?
But you guys can all see, like,
I'm choosing not to take
this plate here, right?
How many of you guys would have taken that plate before going back like be honest don't don't do the like
don't do the like fake pat like don't do the gas lighting shit like that guy did
how many of you guys take that plate there well you just gotta kill
the waves going in you take the plate right but taking the plate is not efficient it's
actually better to just go back because now i'm full hp
i don't miss a wave and now i can pressure the morgana harder because i
have i get in the way at the same time as her
and now i'm back on the map so getting the plate is worthless because it's only 10 minutes. I can get a plate whenever I want.
Right? So things like this are really important. This is what I try and like tell you guys
things like that are things that like diamond players don't know
or they don't value it rather, they don't they don't like think about things like
that value it, rather. They don't think about things like that.
And that's the difference
I'm trying to get through your head. Because that's not even a mechanical thing.
That's just fundamentals, right?
Like fundamentally I know that
that's the play.
But I know that because I've seen that a thousand times.
Oh no, I have been caught! Don't kill me!
Bro even if I get hit by it she doesn't try and fight.
Oh she's so boring man.
People don't practice the fundamentals because they're boring? Oh, they are very boring. Fundamentals are not fun.
Despite the name. Well you'd think fundamentals would be fun...
They're not. They're not fun're not fun fundamentals are boring as right
you can all agree to that like anything you do fundamentals are pretty fucking boring What is this?
What is happening here?
Well played. Well played.
Like I said,
if you want to get
to the highest level
though,
you have to do
fundamentals because
League is not a game
about like
every game
you're the best player
or you auto win.
That's not how it works, right?
League is a series of
like climbing in League
is the same as
climbing in anything else when you're climbing
the ladder it's like it's not like a tournament right it's not one game
is like the biggest deal climbing and league is about like oh she finally hit me
climbing league is about a series of consistent games
and over that time you're gonna have things out of your control
so you're just trying to play as consistent as possible
over the course of those games
right and that's just how league works that That's how climbing anything works, it's
how chess works right? Think about it if you're climbing in
chess you just your it's consistency right
like you're consistently seeing things they're not seeing and consistently outplaying them.
And boom.
That's how you climb.
But there are like tournaments too.
There are like, you know, the tournaments where it's 1v1s and shit like that,
Where being clutch is more important. But why do you guys think whenever you watch a really high level League of Legends,
Why do you think that a lot
of the games are really fucking boring
a lot of the time?
Right? It's because they
fundamentally don't want to throw
the fucking game.
Yeah. throw the fucking game. Man, did I really cancel that auto? Well, this is a really boring game.
They had a Morg mid, so the game was over from fucking champ select.
I can't think of a worse matchup to go against Tristana than Morgana, maybe like Yuumi? Maybe Yuumi is worse to go against Morg. Like, I have a question for you guys.
If you're looking at the game state right now,
what's going through your head
right now in this game?
... your head right now in this game like we'll get interactive with the old chat
like what's going through you guys heads right now like what's your next play in your minds Because I'll tell you right now,
I'm not playing correct at all.
I want the turret so I'm just sitting here top with 2,000 gold.
But I should have backed a while ago.
So I should have backed a while ago. This is how it works.
Kog'Maw and Melio are in the bush.
Right now, I'm just wasting my time because even though I do want that turret...
Unless we kill these guys, I'm never gonna my time because even though I do want that turret, unless we kill these guys,
I'm never going to get this turn.
But what this does is
it allows my bot lane to push bot lane really deep
because the bot lane is top.
Right?
So because the bot lane is top. Right? So because the bot lane is top on this timer,
I'm going to show you something on the map.
Look at what's happening mid.
Because this is happening mid,
the enemy bot lane is going to walk mid lane's gonna walk mid, right?
So because they walk mid...
I'm gonna get a free turret.
Like obviously the game's over but I'm saying like this is like the things you need to think about.
That matter more than running into the fight.
Because like right there, I could've just ran into that fight, right?
Dude...I suck.
I didn't E.
By the way me jumping over there...
I actually lived there, I just suck mechanically.
All I had to do was ulti the uh...
What's his face?
If I ult- if i fly all right flash down
if i just flash here that's what i meant i flashed here or there's a thousand
ways if i e get the reset on the jump ie instead of
just auto ulti you know there. It is one of those.
I'm just bad at League.
But I'm sure
you guys know that by now.
Okay. But I'm sure you guys know that by now. Now he was on cooldown? Yeah, but it came up as I died.
Had I bought time with ulti...
There's a lot of stuff I could have done is what I'm saying.
If I used ulti properly then the enemy isn't hitting me right?
So I had enough HP to be able not just insta die and then if i use
because i ult the cog away he's not autoing me that whole time so he's like cc'd and he's out
ranged so i'm not actually taking damage and then if i flash properly uh i'm not actually taking damage, and then if I flash properly...
Uh, I'm not taking damage from a lot of-
Like it's just you're not taking damage if you play it properly is what I'm saying.
Games like this are gigIGA fucking boring, man.
Because the way you win this is you literally just 5 mana lane or wait for Baron angle and then we win. The report's not jumping in? Well, no. I mean you can jump in there.
I'm really strong like if i don't misfly i kill them all
like you're not jumping in there just a
pussy uh I mean, these people are so fucking...
Like what? Why are they not forfeiting? What's happening?
Seriously, what is going on?
They're down every turret almost.
They only have inhib turrets.
They're losing their jungle on repeat, they're probably down like 12,000 gold right now.
Like what is going on?
Like they're quite literally down infinity gold Man, I thought that guy was gonna die,
so when I got binded
I was like oh it's okay if I get
binded there.
You son of a bitch. I think that was the first bind that guy has landed in 19 minutes and I got hit by it because I was being lazy.
Because when I jumped in here, I thought the melee was going to die but he flashed.
And then I lost vision.
I don't even know what to buy man.
I'm bored out of my mind.
Like we just win it Baron.
Yo, just go Baron.
We kill on spawn.
So this is something that happens a lot in lower
elo. Teams don't know how to end the game.
Like so you see what's happening right here right is
like my team is getting into these like they're getting into these fights right
now where like they don't actually know how to end the game at the moment because
like it's another reason people usually
don't forfeit because people don just too scared to play correctly
because they they don't want to like make the dive play they don't want to like
walk up and hit the turret like look at this i can just walk here Like, I don't... like people are just scared to fight. Look.
It doesn't make sense. I don't know why I flashed.
I thought Kayle had a skill shot, apparently?
But what? Five seconds, we ended the game. Didn't even need Baron.
Like it's literally the game like it was nothing. But you notice how there was that weird
wait time once we took all the
outers? Like, I went bot
took the outer or the inner. Went top, took that inner, right?
There was that weird wait
time of like we had to wait for Baron to spawn
to make the play.
That's pretty much how
every league game goes no matter what.
Like if the enemy
doesn't forfeit at 15
if you're that far
ahead,
you just have to sit
there and wait for
Baron most of the time
because it's too easy
to wave clear.
But the problem is
like if you could
just kill Baron on spawn and they can't do anything.
They either have to fight you or they get Baron for free and then they just end the game.
So it's just kind of stupid.
Okay. it's just kind of stupid
by the way this account mmr must be like really bad because i lost like eight in a row like i was trolling a little too hard and
I lost like what eight in a row or some shit?
Cause I just got 21 LP.
Oh I lost 10 in a row. Fools.
Also, this is another reason by the way that people can't climb in League
Nobody hits turrets
People prefer
fighting over hitting turrets
Like look at that over hitting turrets.
Like, look at this! My jungler and my AD carry
did no damage to turrets.
That's crazy.
Two ranged AD champs are not hitting turrets as wild.
Yo did our good friend Zane win his game?
Oh, he did not win his game.
That is unfortunate.
He was not able to pull that game out of a hat.
Do you think that if we asked him what happened this game,
he would say his teammates cost him this win i wonder who knows Who knows? Phone call to him. Dude, you see how mad he got?
Did you guys see how angry he got when I asked him if he wanted to hold hands?
Dude, he instantly had to defend his masculinity.
That was fucking hilarious.
He was like, ew, no bro, I'm not like that.
I'm like, bro you don't want to hold hands with the homie
you Dude, I don't even know what to do.
This account's MMR is cooked! I trolled way too much on this account. Its MMR is cookied. Okay.. I'm gonna get some water.
I'll be right back.
I swear to God, if my cue pops and you guys don't accept it...
...I'm gonna be mad.
Fuck.
It was- it popped right when I was here. You guys got lucky.
You guys got lucky.
Been watching since season six, but don't watch much Twitter.
Damn, you've been watching for a while.
One of the sayers stole my goat?
Yo, Manly Mango.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate it.
I hope you're having a wonderful day, Mr. Manly Mango. Thank you, man. I appreciate it. I hope you're having a wonderful day
Mr. Manly Mango. Okay. Thank you. It's Friday, isn't it?
I didn't even remember.
Oh, it is Friday.
Dang!
You guys got any cool plans this weekend? Oh, shit. because of the water part?
Oh, shit. That'll be fun.
It has been hot.
I can only imagine though that it'll be
crowded.
Dude, that's the be crowded. Dude,
that's the only thing that sucks about doing fun stuff
because everybody
else in the world also wants to do fun
stuff so then you're just like
going out to do fun stuff and just like,
you end up waiting in line while doing fun stuff.
You know what I mean?
That's the only part that sucks.
Better white water rafting?
Ooh!
White water rafting sounds substantially more dangerous than water park.
But I mean, I've never been whitewater rafting.
I have been to a waterpark though, so I don't know.
Maybe I'm wrong.
Alright, I'm gonna go get some water.
I'll be right back.
This sounds fun though man.
I hope you enjoy yourself.
Last time I went to a water park...
I don't even remember.
It was like over 10 years ago, probably very long time ago.
I imagine going to water parks with kids.
I don't know how it would be. It'd either be really fun because you're making memories
or it'd be really miserable
because kids are demons.
So, I mean, it just depends.
You know? It is what it is.
Oh, upper B.
Why not both. True, true.... uh I'll take credit for getting you to an elo but i mean
i'm pretty sure it was probably you doing it
okay No, I'm sorry.
It's going to work a bit.
Yo, man! Sorry, man.
I didn't want to like
uh i didn't wanna read the question because i was gonna go get water and then I ADHD'd and didn't go
get water. If you're going to be here after this game, if you're still here let
me know and I'm down to answer
whatever.
You just
let me know man.
Minions? You just let me know, man. Ooh! Action vs Ezreal. This is a
really interesting matchup. It's super
snowballing.
I have the wrong runes don't
I? Yep, I do.
Ooh that was well played actually. He juked my Q. Also how the ever living fuck did Akshan just do that much damage to me with e auto i actually meant
to take press the attack not conqueror i did kind of grief myself Oh, God.
This guy's...
I should hold my Q. If I had pressed the attack, I could all win this guy.
Yo, Wokey though... This action's not that bad.
His understanding of his champ is good.
So if I press the attack we win no matter what
He can't kill me if i press but...
You need to talk so Whoa. Ooh, this action is trolling really hard. Why didn't he just go back? I don't get it
Like you should just go back, I don't understand.
Well, okay.
Whatever. I mean, okay.
Damn, I should have flashed sooner. I could have just flash and killed him.
Nice.
Damn, if I had flashed his flash, I'd kill that guy.
Because I flashed as I got feared.
Ooh.
Is that an MF support?
Ooh!
Miss Caitlyn.
Miss Caitlyn gave a little bit
of the old whiff.
A little bit of the old whiff. A little bit of the old wifferino! Hey. Fuck off, bro. I'm trying to chill, okay?
Okay.
Okay. Okay. I'm trying to chill, okay? so so I don't know if that trade was even worth.
Kind of rough to say,
because I'm pretty sure I'd win that if nocturne's not there
but it's hard to say as well i don't know i mean nami's here too nami is just sitting mid. Whatever, man.
This action is... I thought he was decent but I don't think he's actually very good.
He's just taking free damage out of the turret like that.
That's not a smart play by him token laws hmm it's really awkward i cannot pry this
line um Ooh.
Wait, you killed them all, no?
Oh, maybe not.
Damn, I didn't...
Oh well.
That was my B.
I was kind of tunnel visioned on...
I was tunnel visioned a little too hard.
I should have just left.
It is what it is. Mommy, what the hell is this? I don't know if action, skanking bot or what's happening. Okay, he is.
I mean, I pinged him.
But that's just going to happen.
He came out of base and went directly bot.
This is awkward, my wave state's really fucking weird. Yeah
He has a BF sword?
Bf swords kind of wild. No way.
So my ult just missed.
Also, how the
fuck is the brand mid?
Fuck.
I mean, this guy can kill me, I'm pretty sure.
I should just back... I should not ego this. Because i'm pretty sure i should just back i should not
ego this so i'm pretty sure you're gonna e over
and i just die okay Why would that guy ego that There's a chance knockout holds me here.
I do have E and flash, but like...I don't know.
The reason why I took that plate by the way is because I don't plan on going back until I get Triforce.
Like, last time I wanted to back because I was low
like the last game right?
This game, I don't think I need to back
until I get T-Force actually.
Because, I'm not low.
Plenty of mana...
Another day, another one. oh okay he has to be at literally one hp by the way i'm dead man He was at 1 HP. Man.
I mean,
I can't say I'm not getting help too.
Right?
Like,
I can't say
I'm not getting some help
from Lilia
but I definitely am not enjoying how, uh... I'm not getting some help from Lilia. But,
I definitely am not enjoying how... By the way,
I killed that action just now
if I had pressed the attack.
You know how you lived at like
fucking 50 HP or some shit?
Like, unironically, he dies. Every time he dies right there with Presta Attack.
Like having Conqueror was not what I intended to take if you're curious... I'm at my first point. oh
jesus christ that's so annoying.
I can't even help him!
Like, that's just straight up the nature of the champion.
He will be like he will just be able to do that on repeat for now yeah
like action just has swifties he's going the room build and my tempo is like really thrown off at the moments
like me dying to nocturne when I E'd forward......like, me not getting that kill really fucked me.
Okay, Lillia's not balanced by the way. Look how much damage that guy just took from one Lillia E!
Tell me that's not crazy! oh I mean, if you want to do this,
you got to do it. But... nice Honestly, I should probably go bot.
I don't think Caitate can win first action but I mean, I can ulti.
I mean, I can TP. um Where'd that guy go? Is he gone? so so so uh what kind of thing's been destroyed I'm going to go ahead and do that. so Fuck.
And that just spawned both of them.
Fuck.
Man, I knew we were getting...
I knew how that was about to happen.
I just thought I could outplay it... I knew that was about to happen. I just thought
I could outplay it.
I did not expect
Set
to fucking
dick me.
Oh, well.
Tears?
What are these?
Wait. That Trinimer could just kill the guy. Start up!
Wait what?
Oh I think MF forgot Akshen was there.
Which is both sad and kind of funny at the same time.
Ah, can't go to blue for all has been destroyed i don't really care about killing this guy i just want to stop his back Dang.
I missed one Q, man. That one Q I missed fucked me pretty hard because my E wasn't up in time.
Smolch.
Ooh.
Lillia should be okay, I mean,
I don't think she dies here.
Oh, maybe she knows actually she doesn't have her stacks anymore yeah
kate should be mid this whole game and then i should be bought with tp
can win so uh so so yeah um I'm gonna go for the dragon. um it's kind of hard to space here just
because uh we have no vision.
Oh, she's pushing that? Okay.
Hmm. Mmm, they're actually being bought. um I kind of wish they played forward there. Bot lane doesn't know who not be bought. It's just hard to play with them auto-locking.
Hey, damn it man stay mid please
your job is mid
and me split. Okay.
Cover mid-waves.
... a little bit sad from the expedition logs
i mean he is not wrong
this guy rushed collector caitlyn so yeah he is kind of stupid. uh yeah my life has been slain
yeah this guy's too good. Little bro is faker. I'm going to go ahead and do that. vice if no one tells you something's impossible then it's still possible
so go do it
they're gonna do Baron here. oh so yeah I mean, who's that on uh You guys gotta stop fighting in jungle, friends.
If you walk to baron instead of lane we can't see when knock holds after strong
you got caught it happens but is that middling sitting mid lane
she's worthless though I'm gonna die.
Play waves and play plains, not jungle.
We can't see what am i reading right now?
Like, bro. We can't see, man! Oh, no! so Let's do it. so I'm missing really, really slight skill shots. That was a weird angle. My bad.
I mean, I'm just playing better and now I'm kinda... out of it.
I need to drink an energy drink or something. I
Do think the Bali and dying to every single action room was unfortunate for me.
Like, if I had Presti Attack,
I'd probably just win the lane and he doesn't get...
He doesn't actually get to Rome.
So that's my bad.
It was just a rune diff.
Just Conqueror is not bad, but Presti Attack is so strong in lane.
Like, Conqueror's actually good this game,
But I have to shut down the action and win.
So if he has pressed the attack right
and i conquer he's gonna have the advantage in when
and it's going to come down to who can all-in who
so if we're just coming down to who can all-in who or whatever, it turns into this like I need press the attack
or I could never kill him. Because we are both stat check champs. And then he gets brio so he just walks bot and kills my team.
I mean, this elo is like... you saw it with Tristana last game.
If you win mid in this elo, you just walk down to bot lane and they'll
just die without a thought in their brain like they don't actually like actively think
about any lane but their own. shut down uh so I rarely know what i'm looking for, but I have to try. uh uh No plan survives first contact.
Pretty sure I'm about to die.
I'm out way too far.
They just called it the Dormant. Okay, good. Honestly? I don't know if this game is winnable. I'll be real, but we're not like at some point where it's like, oh,
we're going to get a kill and like crossroads of we just lose this is interesting
like there's a chance small chance but it's like a very...
There's a chance we could just win.
We're at the point where one good fight
... one good fight oh that was a big hit. so I told you we're at a point where we could win. Honestly, I think we need Baron over fucking Dragon. um so yeah. Hmm, not bad. Not good though. hmm hmm so so Wait, where'd my red go? You sons of bitches. so We should pressure with Baron. order yes Man, what are we doing? I mean, I don't know why we aren't mid. uh oh
willia surely killed this guy right yeah Yeah he's dead. Alright well fine.
Hmmmm Oh so so so uh uh We gotta push mid. okay I can't actually see what's happening.
Uh, what is going on here No, I got no R. We should just be able to nuke this. Uh oh.
Guys? Okay. What? enemy double kill like what so so Oh well. We couldn't really do anything. In that last fight they just walked at us and nobody tried to fight them so we lose.
Like basically I got action ulted, brand ulted, and my team was too scared to hit buttons
That is what it is just low elo games
My turn to rate is 13k damage..... I'm just going to start letting Diamond players be Diamond.
I'm not going to give them advice anymore. Are giving Diamond Player advice seems like
Giving a crack addict by telling them to stop smoking crack
But it's healthy to not smoke crack
And they're like, yeah, but crack
I mean, it's healthy to not smell crack and they're like yeah but crack and i'm like it's i mean
it's not healthy they're like yeah but i love it that's like what it feels like to talk to a diamond
player you can explain what they're doing wrong, and I'll still tell you you're wrong.
So that's on me. It is sort it is.. What did this...
What did this Caitlyn play, by the way?
Oh.
Oh gross. Oh I wish I hadn't seen this.
Ew, ew, ew,
ew, ew, ew, ew, ew,
ew, ew.
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew,
ew.
Eww! infinity edge collector fleet footwork cait Caitlin 4.7 CS a minute. Okay. Funny enough, this Lillia wasn't that bad.
But she didn't know how to play late game.
When we were sieging the turret with Baron, she went to go farm camps even though she had full items. Oh, this guy's a support main.
Okay, I mean that makes sense.
That is what it is.
I don't know what I want to do right now.
Obviously, I'm going to stream some more and play some more games but
I don't know what I want to do.
What do I want to play?
I have no motivation.
What sounds fun? Let me think about what
sounds fun.
... Let me think about what sounds fun... No, I mean,
I played bad last game. I'm not playing well right now.
I'm just...I'm kind of chilling.
My mechanics are kinda bad.
You know what I think you do? If you're having a bad mechanics day, or your wrist hurts, or just chilling or whatever. You know what I think you do?
I'm gonna show you. I'm going to show you guys right here, right now
what champs you play if you have bad mechanics.
Are you ready? Because my mechanics are like garbage at the
moment i don't know why
i got you boys.
Pick a myth. You do not need mechanics to play Misfortune.
Ya just walk up, Q-Auto-Auto
GG GG. Huh.
But I think Kalista is actually pretty good vs MF.
Holy shit!
This guy just picked Blitz into Kalista. There is no way that's a great pick into Kalista I like Malzahar.
That's a great pick into Kalista.
What you gonna do, jump around as Malz hits R?
You know what I'm saying?
Like that's a wonderful pick. The Blitz pick is going to be crazy though.
Yeah. gonna be crazy though. Morale? My morale's fine, I'm not tilted. I'm showing! Thank you very, very much..... Is that a brand support? it? Ooh, I'm gonna make a list. I don't think Kalista's OP or anything, but...
Do I really want to go versus Kalista right now?
Not when I'm being lazy. ash support huh it's not that but it's not that bad.
Okay, well now it's bad. A nice Nautilus. Holy shit!
Wait, the MF has some... Hold on.
Hold on. Let's check out the MF skins.
Hold on.
Hold on. wait
does MF have two
prestige skins?
She does. So I think my favorite mf skin is actually got the dress on or whatever and she just like runs around in high heels.
That skin is pretty good. so not a problem Welcome to Summoner's Ring. watch it bye-bye as the pendulum swings of them swings Okay, that's looking kind of good.
Dude she has such a big hat.
Like her hat is huge!
Look at it they invaded us and my Ash said forfeit.
Okay. Wait, why would my Kindred start? What the fuck? like
i mean there's just no way we can fight that.
We have a Malzahar mid bro!
There is no way you can fight that? What are you doing?
How do you want to fight Malz mid? What are you doing?
How do you want to fight Malz mid, or with a malz mid rather. so This guy is literally eating every MFQ bounce.
Bro, are you gonna not eat every MFQ bounce or what?
What? What?! what
what
What are you doing? What?
Fuck it, I don't care about my tempo. Hmm.
We gotta push in one more wave. Ash, come here!
Ash, come here!
Come here!
Don't push a wave! Okay, don't... whatever.
I think she fucked the freeze?
I'm not sure.
She kind of autoed the melee. She autoed the cannon.
Okay, you guys kind of suck
maybe i'm just leaving bro you guys stink
he's canceled two autos.
What are you guys doing?
The fuck am I watching?
What? You'd win by the way if you guys
spill. I don't know what i'm watching right now.
Like, what's happening?
What the... Oh my god.
Okay... I may still have some, so I can run this guy down.
Like, I can actually run this guy down pretty sure i can kill him.
Oh, maybe not!
Wait, I died to red. My bad. Dude, Ashe...
Your ping actually got me killed.
You absolute ape!
Like... I know you have no friends, iRobro. But like... this is sad. By the way, they hardware ban now.
So your smurf is your main when banned.
Enjoy! Enjoy.
I mean, I should've killed him! I literally...
unironically stopped because that fucking moron
spam back pinged me and my brain
is so autopiloted right now
like I actually fucked up
because I got spam backpings
like i just kill him i'm just that chicken What? What are you doing? I Don't know. This is kind of boring.
I'm going to keep it real.
I kind of want to just, like, AFK.
But I also don't want
to give this guy
the satisfaction
of getting less LP loss.
But I don't want
to waste my time
in this game.
Like, my Ashe time in this game like my ash might be retarded
like actually though like straight up. I don't know if he's as retarded as that guy, but it's close. so I mean, surely that guy dies right? Oh no he's not gonna die.
Ah, don't really care.
That's worth!
My Ashe is level 3. The enemy Nautilus
is also level 3.
Okay, I have to ask
when you guys queue up in Diamond as support mains, do you know what League of Legends is?
Like, I mean this in the nicest way humanly possible.
Do you know what league actually is or no? so I'm dead.
I can't be bothered, I'm just bored.
... My Kindred has got 38 CS. Do you guys even have fun in this elo, by the way way you all just suck oh i'm not D4 like you. so This is sad. It hurts my balls hmm hmm Hey, homie.
You're a D4.
Like... You're a d4. Like, do you understand how bad you are or not? Step 2, an ally has been slain. Shut down!
B4 is literally where you spawn
when you have fingers. Would you want to discord kindred
okay we can so pink I'm just gonna go ahead and do this.
Alright, so Mercure are people just this bad?
Oh, people suck!
Like I said, Diamond players
are not good. If you're a Diamond player
you're a Silver player with
more time on your hands than you should have.
I can play Yuumi mid to like Diamond. Like it's that bad and nobody in Diamond is good.
Trust me, it's disgusting. I have first-timed roles in Champions and spawned my MMR in Diamonds.
This is like the bottom of the barrel the enemy jinx is solo pushing bot waves by herself. so not a problem so I think the enemy team is actually bad enough that we can win this game.
They have one dragon, and they're really bad players um What am I watching? watching. wait what killed me Oh, he's got ignite. I didn't notice. I was like, hey!
Like the fact that Jinx has been pushing bot the whole game... Well played bro. Nice job. set sail Yeah.
Yeah.
We can discord bro, just play until then Well, they really just tried to kill me. Wait! The second drake is spawning at 18 minutes?
Oh, no! so hey Hey.
Oh, that's fun!
... fun so so oh good How unfortunate. No.
You choose to believe they're real people? They are, they're just tilted.
Diamond players have
really low knowledge and really high tilt.
So it's not a good combination, right?
They're really able to get shit on easily because they don't actually know that much and uh when they
get shit on because they don't know that much they get tilted because they got shit on
so it's like it's a really funny combo.
Started this game two days ago, how did you get good? A lot of practice
and a lot of playing the champ... find a champion that you really enjoy playing and just spam
that champ for awhile.
It's overwhelming at first, there are too many champions and shits i'm dead
i'm just bad as fuck I would say the best thing you can do
is
essentially play for
whatever you find fun. If you want to fight a lot, you can play champs that fight a lot.
PVE, jungle... there's all kinds of stuff you can do in this game.
Go through, like find a streamer.
Once you find a champ you like,
find a streamer or like a guide on like a really basic way to play the champ
and then just play a ton of games like
just have fun
i mean if you want to get good at the game it's going to take you a long time
the game is not easy there's a lot of knowledge in this game and shit, right? so so Ooh, Tristana is fun.
She's one of my favorite champs.
You got one shot?
Yeah, that's kind of how...
That's kind of how Tristana's
game or that's kind of how
her type of champion works.
Tristana is a marksman.
So, what is it?
Marksmen are really... They're like glass cannons.
I'm sure you've noticed, right?
They do a lot of damage
but they're also very squishy.
The offset is the fact that they die quickly too.
Tristana's one of those champs. But she's a good champ to have fun with.
100%. is a good champ to have fun with
like 100 I mean, yeah it does pattern us. Like I said, I don't really care about losing or winning games in low elo.
Losing doesn't bother me because it's like...
...I'm not sweating to win and that was not even a game of League.
I feel like league i feel like
i feel like that would be the game quality i would play
if i was literally first timing league at level four.
Like I just started playing League, and that was like the first game I ever played.
Hey bro! What's this word? We can VOD review
here again. Join any channel I put you on. I mean, what? It's just me in here. I I don't even remember how to add people on Discord.
Where's the button?
Uh... uh wait somebody
help me where's the button. Silence. Am I stupid? I, it's been so long since
I actually added people
on Discord. I don't actually oh here it is that was stupid Okay... Thank you. Hello. Hello?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Good day.
Tell me your point of view? Yeah, yeah I'll share the screen
I got you
Question Question. When we were playing this game, did you think... What was your thought process early game?
Why would you care about my thought process?
The only question here is why didn didn't defend the tribush or
the entry of the jungle?
Level 1?
That's all that matters
at the game.
I agree, but... all that's all the matter of the game that's that's it bro no i mean i i agree but i also
think that like you could also defend it i cannot defend it why if they have to defend my top side jungle.
Or in case, I have to ward his jungle
But I'm not going to invade
Well this is just a big issue with the entire team. None of us did it.
Like, I was AFK talking to my stream
Yeah but that's not an issue then
I'm getting harassed in the jungle because of your support.
Yeah, no, I'm not saying you dying level 1 is your fault
They invaded, we knew they were going to invade because they had Nautilus
One of us got have warded.
Nobody was playing...
The Ashe is literally AFK.
Malzahar's AFK.
Camille's AFK.
Like, nobody's watching your jungle, so I feel for you.
But I also don't think the game was over from this.
Like, I think that's delusional.
The game wasn't over about this.
It was like many fights and
the enemy was just better than my teammates
but the enemy was just better than my teammates. But, the issue was that if you guys defended
my jungle at the start I didn't have to die
and I would clear my jungle
and I could punish Lillia on his jungle
Yeah but what I'm saying is
right
is that like
you are basing
the fact that we
quote unquote
lost the game
off of one play
but that's just not
what happened
like the enemy team
is really bad.
These are horrible plays, man.
Malice walked in
and got hooked. He's
horrible. And here...
Why did you go to your bot side jungle here is my
question like why would you ever go into your botside here i know lilia can't
uh start at my red even if he starts at raptors i can punish her there how she gets raptors she's level two and you just lose
oh i don't lose you do 100 lose i didn't lose their team is here
i didn't lose you can watch it i didn't lose
i mean that's, for whatever reason...
I'll watch. I don't know what I'm looking at but...
And that thing want to accept your fouls, do not defend my jungle.
And that's all... That thing just cost
all the game.
But you don't want
to accept it.
I mean, bro...
Bro.
Do you understand everything that's happening right here is just incorrect and wrong?
Like you are just...
What counts it?
What counts it?
What's the first thing that caused all those things.
Yeah, what I'm saying is when something bad happens in a game
you don't keep dwelling on the fact that one bad thing happened
and so you force shitty plays off of one bad thing happening.
I didn't force any shitty play,
You forced this!
You forced this play right here.
You don't win it, you don't wait your level one at two minutes
yeah but with guilt that i get my jungle you know if i'm behind of the jungle
i get more experience from it yes after the camps are dead you have to clear them first yeah and we kill her i cleared
and i level up i literally just leveled up with compliments i think but
first watching like situations that happen because of your mistake.
Homie, we all made a mistake! That's what you're not understanding. Yeah, yeah, we all make mistakes but your mistake made us lose the game and you can't that no no it that's
what i'm saying though it was like no no it didn't you dying level one doesn't lose us the game you
your choices after you died level 1 lost us this game not i don't have to change my
game because my teammates doesn't know how to play the game yes you do that's
the entire premise of league no i don't i don't if you want to make me
taste take the defeat then just move on.
So you're okay...
You realize this is why you lose games though?
I don't know.
You are assuming things that doesn't know me. I have so many things that doesn't
sound like...
Okay.
I don't know you.
You judge me because of one game
that you misplayed and you want to change my mind because so do
you think you do you think like this i don't blame
you playing wrong cause you probably just doesn't know how to play the game
and it's okay no yeah no totally. You're right.
I definitely don't know how to play the game.
Correct.
Totally.
So I have a question though.
Do you think you played correct this game?
No, I didn't play correct because i have to
play like risk and do shitty things and i had like i ended up losing my matchup because
all that stuff but what i'm telling you it's in the first place it didn't have to happen.
I agree but it did happen.
Yeah but that's not my fault then.
No its not your fault!
You're not under what I'm saying
like we should have watched your jungle for you
I agree but
every decision you made to
force horrible plays after that was
your fault.
Probably it was because I have two different
things.
It sucks to have to
adapt to the game state
That sucks ass, I agree
But that's just how League works
Like what are you doing here?
You took blue and you're going for a walk What are we doing here? You took blue and you're going for a walk. Like, what are we doing?
Wait... I'm not watching at all.
Look at this! Okay, so...
We took blue, right? And then we went for a a walk around river after we took blue. Watch.
We took blue and were just like oh okay I'm going top. Nope not going top.
I'm gonna do this for some reason.
It was cause my laners where like... I didn't need my level 3 at all.
What I'm saying though is that you realize everything you're saying is like...
You are making these choices.
Why are not killing Wei here?
Why are you waiting?
What's causing this to wait?
Like you're just... Okay so so you queue forward here right?
What are you scared of?
What are we waiting on?
Why not just walk forward and chase her down and kill her.
They all move into that
You can see them Okay, you're really scared They all move into that.
Okay, you're scared... You realize you have your teammates coming in too though?
Are you scared of like this guy's way up here
he's not gonna teleport to you man
He's not going to appear here in two seconds like
I don't know this guy has no flash
wait, this guy is cutting him off
set is gonna start hitting ash because of the way
he's cutting them off. There's no conceivable
world you die and this in this 2v1 because it's Alilia.
Click on the way?
Yeah, why did we click back here?
Click forward and just kill her.
Okay.
Just play that? no no i'm i'm freezing this because
you clicked away instead of just killing this player
cause they don't have coolants so you want me to jump then
so so this player dies in two auto attacks.
Why are we waiting for...
Yeah, in three seconds!
In three seconds he has his ability.
So three seconds. he has the ability. Three seconds!
So you're saying you'd
you don't kill way here so you're scared and you need to run
i didn't carry away there because it was impossible to kill
you think it is impossible to kill you think it is impossible to kill way in this screenshot that i'm showing you right now
you really it is It is.
You...
You believe that?
You truly, honestly believe that?
Yeah, because I was playing the game and you were not playing the game. I beg to differ
but...
This is...
I don't think I
like you have to be trolling me right? Like there's no way you could look
at this and say like oh I can't kill Clay here
she's gonna live. Yeah I can't
kill him but I'm going to die and that will
Why would you die? What kills you?
What kills you? They all will kill me whatever what kills you
okay okay but you realize you realize you have ash here right ash is going to get
here before set so if you walk forward, auto attack this guy
Bro
do you understand how the game works?
She walks down She walks down,
you kill Huey, okay?
She walks down...
I don't need to!
You literally ran
from a 5% HP Hway for no reason at all!
Your rank delusion will do.
Homie, you're running from a guy who has no cooldowns.
You can't accept all the games just happen because of your fault
or you can't just accept it and move on to...
That's it! There is nothing else!
That's it! I'm nothing else dude, that's it
Like I'm trying to be nice here but like you realize your diamond right?
No I am not diamond dude and you telling me I am diamond cause you don't know me
But i dont have to tell who I am.
I don't care about you.
So what I just watched was no way it gets worse.
I can't believe this.
I thought it was bad when you ran away from a 15% HP Hue.
Bro, it gets worse!
You flash in after you give the Hwais cooldowns time to come back
up, then you flash
in.
Yes, you can!
And then he lives! You unironically can. No, no, no.
And then he lives! You unironically allow this man to live
because you refused
auto-attack. I refused?
So you died because you're stupid okay listen respectfully
you're retarded respectfully respectfully
you are retarded so So, this is insane.
Homie!
Homie!
I'm trying really hard to be nice to you
but like...
It's like...
There's nothing to be nice to you but like it's it's like it's like there's nothing
when i feel like you play wrong i suffer because of that
yeah i made like bad decisions but that's okay
i mean i take the defeat no you didn't just make a bad decision
You did nothing
correctly in the first two minutes of the game
You did everything wrong
So your teammates caused you to not kill the 150 HP Hue with no cooldowns?
Yeah, the way was very easy to kill there for sure. You're right.
Oh, bro, you are so delusional.
What's your pick?
300 LP or something?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't care what you say to me, it's just one thing...
You played wrong at the early game and...
Homie! I just watched you i just watched you like vomit on your
keyboard yeah and then that's going to change the
fact you my jungle because you wanted
to stay at tower tower for a minute.
Okay, okay hold on Kindred I have a question.
We can break it down listen no flame
No hatred here like
be honest with me.
How much?
How much did it cost?
How much what?
You don't need to play dumb.
How much your account cost?
My account?
Yeah, how much it cost? I don't know why well i mean uh you know listen
i'm not gonna report you right so like between us between you and me how
much how much do you spend dude i didn't spend money on the game.
Because I can sell you an account 500 LP higher for less, I promise you.
Hey dude, I can get that L- that if- and 500 LP faster than you, and it can be better. I mean y-you couldn't even find the ability...
Listen. You couldn't find the ability to hit a guy who was like fucking AFK?
And what is this?! Like, do you understand...
Let's take another look. What am I watching here?
You want to play fresh account for 500p
To see who first claims
What?!
Do you want to see who first, like,
who cleans first of Challenger or Grandmaster?
You have a 44% win rate on Kindred.
Do you want to bet? Do you want to bet you want to bet i'm i'm look i'm looking at it
you want the fat do you want to wet like for sure you want to wait for real
are you scared of it.
I mean...
You probably struggle with diamond,
but I can't just leave the elo in 10 games.
If you can leave the elo in 10 games, games. I, okay,
if you can lead
the ELO in 10
games,
why are you
50% win rate
right now?
I don't have
to explain
you.
Oh no,
yeah,
no,
yeah.
No one
we can do it.
No totally, you don't have to explain it to me right, you're just it's a special No, yeah. Anyone can do it!
Totally, you don't have to explain it to me.
It's a special reason right?
You're just chilling.
Nah I'm not chilling.
Do you want to try it
what what value does this hold for me
that was funny i don't wanna take your money!
I'm buying accounts, besides that.
Homie, I don't want to take
your money, like- Not because you
wouldn't take my money cause you're going to lose
Like, I have to be honest
here.
I just watched
the first four minutes of this game
and
I think I would have to start
I would have to start the account in bronze
Yeah, you started at Bronze and then you got Diamond 4
Then lose 10 games in a row because you are a fucking challenger smurf, right?
That's the only reason you lost ten games in a row.
I lost ten games in a row because I genuinely just play for fun on this account.
Yeah, you do, you clearly do. i genuinely just play for fun on this account i don't scare
what
i mean i've shown you every mistake you've made and you still refuse to admit. I'm not telling you that I played perfect in that game.
No, you didn't just play not-perfect though.
There's a difference between playing perfect...
You fucking misplayed at the early part of it. there's a difference between playing perfect and playing like you're...
You fucking misplayed that earlier.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
Listen homie, homie. There is a difference between
playing perfect and playing like your retarded.
There's big difference okay?
And I think like...
You can say whatever you want.
I will! I WILL say whatever I want.
Thank you for permission.
If it's ok, I don't Thank you, thank you for permission. It's okay if you think it's right
You have 11 CS at 5 and a half minutes
on Kindred.
Yes.
And what?
And I think you're retarded.
And? I mean, that'sarded. Mm-hmm, and?
No, I mean that's it.
Like I just... I think that you like...
I think you have this idea
that
you understand League
and so you're
doing this weird thing
where it's everybody's fault but
you're actually retarded what else nothing nothing I just I mean if you
know then it's not an issue right?
It's okay if you think that because
I don't have to care about it
Because i know you're wrong
I mean the short bus kids think they are smart
It doesn't mean they are
I don't think I'm smart dude i think you're wrong and you're wrong you cannot whoever you want and they will tell you that you're wrong
you're probably a master picker who thinks you are right but you are not.
Ah, no yeah totally, totally. How's your game going?
It's going alright.
That's good!
... so Alright, man. This was a fun deep dive into the psyche of a teammate. I appreciate you.
Nothing!
I said that I appreciate you. Thank you for talking to me.
I learned a lot. Yeah okay.
I didn't mean to explain anything. I'm just telling you that you were wrong at the early end.
Even if I played bad after that because you think i play bad
it just goes two guys state of kfk at the early and that was it
yeah no i'm mine i mind controlled you. It was my bad.
I'll not do that in the future.
Mind control me?
Yeah.
You said my actions caused you to do something so I must have mind controlled you
So it's on me.
Mhm, it is.
Yeah, totally.
You don't want to understand why they joined in my jungle because you guys say EFK.
That's okay bro you don't know
probably blow master player yeah that's me i'm a little masters player
you caught me it's yeah i'm not better, I don't know.
That's why I was asking you must know more than me.
I will for sure
never never...
I think I learned a lot about what not to do on Kindred,
though. So I do appreciate that.
I did learn that.
Some very important factual things going on.
But other than that, you know, go look in your game.
Hope you have a wonderful day.
I'm gonna go now because I feel like
I'm going to catch the tardy.
So have a good night.
Holy fuck.
You know, never let it be said that League of Legends doesn't do make-a-wish favors for people.
Never let that be said,
that Riot Games doesn't make a wish,
you know?
Because they do.
Dude, I can't believe that guy was actually arguing That he doesn't kill Hway
Like, I think
That's hilarious
Dude, I'm not going to lie talking
to diamond players in discord
about their thought process
about the game.
It makes me realize there's
no reason to ever be mad at these people for their gameplay because
they're just they don't know better they're actual they're actually stupid right like
it's not like like it's not even like...
I'm not even trying to flame them.
They genuinely don't know better.
But they're like...
They think they know better
but they don't, right?
So it's weird
because there's no reason
to be angry at them.
It actually is helping me understand the mindset of a diamond player. No, because in the game
I literally go
I made a mistake at level 1
I was checking out MF's tits I was zooming I was checking out MF's tits.
I was zooming in,
checking out MF's tits.
I wasn't watching the jungle
and the guy got invaded.
That's on me.
It happens.
You know?
Sometimes you gotta...
Zoom in.. I was admiring her hat. Oh, yeah, no, I mean her hat. My bad. Yeah. That's on me? I apologize.
I mean, I guess that's true.
I think the issue is when you talk to people in
a league who aren't willing to understand
that they can be wrong, even
when they are faced with it.
Like you guys are probably not
diamonding chat and I'm not saying that we mean right like i'm just being
like the average player is like silver right or gold or whatever you guys can from that screenshot
i showed you of kindred way you guys can ascertain or discern that like that way dies there right
even as a silver player a gold player i can show that to you and be like
this guy dies right like 100 he does And the fact that I can show that to you guys and then show that to him, and he will literally still say you're wrong,
that is
the issue with a lot of people. They get
stuck playing games
when they actively want to
improve but they don't they don't have the critical
understanding of i guess how to improve is a good way of putting it But anyway, who cares?
We play another game, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Another game?
Holy fuck.
Bro, normally I don't give a
fuck about the little...
I don't give a fuck about these little stupid ace things
or whatever on OP.G, but dude
you know a game was bad when you look at this shit.
You know a game was bad
when the 4-11 MF
got ace
on the losing team.
Like, you know you got shit on. Like, you know who you got shit on.
Like, you know that game?
That's a story.
Right?
Like, that's a fucking...
There's a journey
going on in that game.
Something happens.
That is wild.
I'll try and play Trist for you they probably might ban it though
trust is pretty banned so we'll see get 100 screwed up mechanically,
started playing this game in 2011
in my late 30s to slow down 50.
Oh you're 50?
Oh shit.
No I feel you.
It happens, man.
Getting old...
Like,
I can feel my mechanical skill being worse than it used to be and I'm only 33.
So, I feel ya. I'd still say
I'm in the top like 5
probably in the top actually like 0.5% of all mechanical players
in League
Like I have
Challenger mechanics but I think
sometimes I just brain fart.
And my mental,
I have bronze mental.
What do you get when you
combine challenger mechanics
with bronze mental? a 10 loss streak in low diamond
that's what you get. No, Tyler's mechanics are average.
Tyler has better game sense.
Like,
Tyler has a really good ability
to sense how the game needs to be played
even if it fucks him over.
He is really
good at not being the main character of the game.
Like, very good at it.
Like, for example he... like if you watch him
play AD carries
you can visibly see
he doesn't have good mechanics.
Like if you go watch
Doublelift or you watch
even me, right?
Like if you watch me or watch Doublelift
or any other challenger AD,
if you watch just how they play
the game, like mechanics,
positioning, autos, spacing...
Tyler doesn't do that stuff.
His mechanics are probably like D4.
If I were to give
Tyler 1 a stat...
Like D1.
I'd give Tyler D1 mechanics.
If you were just to rate his mechanics
on a league scale, he's got
D1 mechanics.
But his game sense is Challenger.
He understands because
he's gotten Challenger in every role.
And for you to get Challenger in every role, you have
to understand the game from every perspective.
So he has
incredibly good game sense.
And that's why he can climb
when he is, like,
not tilted. That's why he can climb so well because
his game sense is very, very good.
Like, he'll sack
a lot of different things
to get his team ahead
because he knows
that's the win con
at that timer.
But he's a smart player.
That's why he plays really easy champs, right?
Well, he played Animate.
He plays
Illaoi top,
Cho'Gath top,
Ivern jungle, right? right carthus like he plays like really easy champs that have a lot of impact by like existing in the game but he has good macro so he knows how
to play sideline as a top laner and allow you is like the perfect split push
sidewinder for him because he can 1v3 people then you have like annie is the perfect champ
because he knows when he needs to roam and play for the team. I mean,
Jungle, Ivern's just like a supportive champ
that can roam around the map and play for the team, yada yada.
But no, he doesn't have good mechanics at all.
Like if you were to compare him to like, if you were to compare them
to like...
If you were to watch
a Korean challenger
or an NA 80 carry
challenger,
they're crazy,
crazy good.. trust my good man we'll keep trying to pecker for you guys but i don't know
i don't know if we'll get the player we'll see yeah how's your guys' Friday night going?
You guys chilling?
We're good. Oh, this guy is trading our jungler.
Let me guess.
You are trading Billy
for Zeri Top?
What? What? what okay
so
i'm going to go ahead and Okay.
Okay, so he's going to go Zeri Jungle.
You know what? I don't even care.
You do you.
You play Zeri Jungle.
You play your heart out. Man, our team comp is looking sick.
We got fucking Lee Sin top.
Zeri jungle and Senna bot.
Fucking... Jeez!
Dude, our team's looking fucking slick. Action? Ooh. So this is interesting. There's a very real chance
I should just take
press the attack here, but
I don't know. This is a very unique
matchup. Hold on let me look this up
I played a lot of Trst mid but i i actually don't know if i'm supposed to
take uh this is like a very very unique matchup let me look it up. Give me a sec.
Come on, surely somebody has played versus action.
Okay. versus action it I'm taking
Pressy Attack.
So like...
The reason is
because you have to all-in. Remember
a few games ago when I was playing? This guy's name
is Zary Jungle. Wow.
You remember a few games ago when I was playing Ezreal, right? And I told you that
I had to have Presley attack or I couldn't fight him and then I proceeded to get fucking
demolished. Same idea here. I have to
have enough damage for his all-in, because Akshan has to go
all in right? He doesn't have a way of just slow playing the lane.
He ease in and kills you or he does.
So... Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
30 seconds until England spawns. Why is our jungle bad? I mean, it's bad because you probably clear the
jungle pretty slow and you're taking a lot of damage while clearing the jungle.
And you have an AD carry in the jungle so it's like
it's bad for a lot of different reasons right it's like you don't have you don't
have an ap threat like we don't have an ap champ and most junglers right now are ap junglers
we also don't have have good ganks with Zary jungle you don't have
good ability to like solo stuff but you can't uh
you can't like solo I won the trade, that's good. uh Here comes the food!
Boy, I see why I took a...
First lunch. See why I took
Breast Attack over Fleet this game?
That's what I didn't know, because...
It's really hard to tell.
There are very unique matchups for some stuff where like for example when you go against yone or yasuo as tryst
you always take press the attack right but you don't take pressy attack
against like silas even though they have like the same trade
patterns kind of like a little bit they have like the same trade patterns kind of
like a little bit they have like kind of the same trade patterns but you don't
you don't actually take the same
uh you don't take the same things. It's a really interesting...
No, Yasuo?
A good Yasuo shits on Trist.
It's actually interesting you say that because a lot of people do think trist beats yasuo but if you play at like the highest level it changes well if you go against the yasuo
that knows what they're doing in lane y Yasuo's actually a lane believers Trist.
Because you can't push
the early game hard enough before
he gets Wind Wall. And once he gets Wind Wall
he can trade against you with his E autos
like in lane phase extremely easily
trist shits on yone really really hard tristan's like a really hard counter to
yonay but not a very good counter to Yasuo.
I kind of want to jump in here, but I'm a little nervous of Kayn and he's about to be level 4, so I want to wait until I get 4.
Okay we got a Z. Not bad. So then his E is coming back up right now.
I actually don't know action's equal then believe it or not.
Well, I don't know why that equal then, believe it or not.
Well, I don't know why that would be a believe-it-or-not moment but yeah...
Because I feel like a lot of people probably don't know action is equal then?
Like uh, action's not exactly an obvious champ. Exactly. What the fuck?
What an interesting choice by Kane.
That was a really interesting play by him.
I don't think it's a good play.
Why do you max E before Q? E is your main damage on Trist that actually does damage, and it pushes the wave faster.
So every time I kill a minion, that little explosion goes up in damage for the explosion damage
when you max E which helps keep like a really big shove on the wave.
Whereas Q just gives you a steroid, and
it's like if your autos don't do that much damage
there's no real reason to have Q
right? Like if
like Q just gives you more attack speed to do more damage.
But if you don't have the AD...
There's no reason.
Like, E is your bread and butter. It's literally your entire kit
it's just the E. so See how I'm just kind of poking him?
As he's farming under the turret, I'm just kind of hitting him a few times.
You always want to be hitting them when they try to farm. Like that is one of the benefits to pushing the waves in.
Oh! I took a turret shot. Thank god!
If i took that turret shot,
I'm just fucking dead.
Yeah, and I was trying to get on my wave with that jump.
He's just ulting to poke.
Uh...I do beat him right now if he all-ins so we'll see if he tries.
I do just shit on him,
because he doesn't have the damage to kill me with only long.
If he does try and kill me here,
I'm going to A-click.
See this little crosshair?
So I'm just walking in circles like... A-clicking in a circle so if he does like...
Because action is a stealth right?
So if he does stealth or whatever, I'm just going to kill him.
So here, I'm going to E the minion wave wave because i want to push this as fast as possible
he went back so i also want to go back i don't need to get this plate right it's not that
important what's important is getting back to lane so I can start walking back to the fight.
I'm going to actually rush tier 2 boots here over anything else.
The reason why I want the tier 2 boots is it gives me more mobility,
So I am walking to lane quicker.
So I get all of the movement speed bonus from walking to lane...
Or for walking to lane, so I can go faster around the map.
And it also helps me push faster because I have more autos and it helps me fight
Because I have more autos. It helps me fight, because I have more autos etc.
This guy went a cloth armor which is
interesting. Interesting.
So, is my team trolling by the way? My Senna went top.
But the Vayne and the Lux is top as well.
Oh.
Dude, you know you're losing lane when I get full axe arrowed in the middle of the lane and you can't...
You-you're too scared to fight.
Like that would be real!
You KNOW you're fucking losing lane when that happens Oh I'm not playing too well
this game, actually.
I should be either rotating I'm not playing too well this game, actually.
I should be either rotating top to help kill the two people who are being stupid
or playing for plates a turret shot.
I mean that doesn't go through minions right?
I always forget if the action ult can go through minions or it's just because I know we can't
go through towers and shit. I don't know why Senna's mid. Can you leave? Please?
I'd appreciate it
like i'm winning mid really hard i would
really appreciate if you just left bro
yeah uh My network has been slated.
What are we doing here? What? Yo Ez.
Why didn't you hit him, bro?
Like what?
Wait that is actually
trolling though. Like wait, what?
Come here You didn't auto. Like, your Q is not important. Missed auto!
Oh god!
Oh god, these players are really bad. I am beyond
confused right now.
Okay. okay friends so i'm dead.
Homie,
I can't argue with you
because you were
sorry for all chats as it's raging apologies Please.
What? He is really bad.
I mean, I see why though.
He is really bad at AD. so I don't time huh huh Ez, what- oh let's do this again. Ez... would you like to discord
VOD review after the game? I'll coach you for free, as usually I'd charge. But this will be insane content.
I'm just going after it. sane content
i'm just going after no flame just coaching
i think this will be great content.
Like, League is obviously shitty.
These games are fucking...
Like, I feel like I've teleported into
the Twilight Zone of
like...
I don't know what's going on but like it feels like july 12th
every retard on the planet has decided that they want to queue up in diamond 4 yellow i just need a point huh Fire at will!
Woo!
Fuck!
Fuck! Quarters! so I mean, this game is...
I don't want to play this. This is wild.
... um so Hey! so What is going on here?
What am I watching? You have been slain.
It's an offer, homie!
This isn't... My main and you leashed a jungler.
So, you could use coaching. Leashing's bad. I missed the Draven one trade runabout? Dude, I can't play Draven anymore.
Dude, I swear to God, Draven you actually have to be psychotic
to play the champion.
I'm not kidding.
You can't play
Draven normally.
He's not a champion you can play Like, normally. Right?
He's not a champion.
You can play the game normal.
Why did I hit no?
That was an accident.
Been watching too many Azap fucking YouTube shorts. My fucking hand just went to hit the no button. Fuck you, Azap! you asap This is crazy to me.
Like, I don't think any of these people... They get so mad over nothing
right? Like we're winning the game
the whole time and then they get mad over
nothing.
Like they're just angry at nothing.
Yeah. I mean, homie just trust me when i say you didn't lose bot if you center
do want to know why much how a de kerry
come figure it out.
I'm throwing on a Smurf.
You've got to relax. Okay. You gotta relax, little guy.
Why does everybody care about win rates so much?
This is the problem that we've been facing for a while now... rate so much.
This is the problem that league players have.
Everybody gives a fuck about win rate, but win rates are relevant.
Win rate doesn't matter.
If you're tryharding every game, sure
your win rate matters, right?
If you're sweating and like
tryharding and like duo queuing and like you know like full focus all that like the win rates great
but like i don't know.
But win rate's not actually that important.
Like, I would take somebody with a 50% win rate in Challenger
over somebody with an 80% win rate in Masters any day.
If you had to tell me who i would pick to have on my team i'll pick the challenger
i don't care like your rank matters your win rate doesn't. I'm going to challenge a player
not carry games three ranks below.
Were we watching the same game?
You want me to carry this game? You want me to carry this game?
You want me to carry the game where the Senna went top at level 2?
Where I solo kill
the enemy mid twice.
Survived I solo kill the enemy mid twice. Survive
the cane gank
twice, absorb
an ash arrow,
pretty much
shut down the entirety of
the game.
No, I mean you can't carry every
game it doesn't matter like it doesn't matter how good you are or bad.
Like league is a game based on teamwork.
Like if my team is genuinely trolling now,
you're good, man.
If my team is genuinely trollinglling you can't carry every game
it's not possible because like if i'm better right
i still like can't win
you can't
control your teammates
so if they're running around
just inting on repeat
or just trolling and trying to lose
and all that shit like you can't stop that all you can control is yourself. Like, the guy who was saying that he didn't want coaching because I was bad?
He's currently
232 games
hard stuck in
the same ELO he's been in for
200 games.
Like,
he hasn't improved
in 200 games.
He's been
in D4-D3
for 200 games.
That is so many
games to not get better
that you can't blame your teammates
for that.
You just can't. My God, that's selling.. Yeah, the difference is here I can explain it a little bit.
The difference between FPS and MOBA is just what the game is, right? So because MOBAs... if you're given gold your champion increases in strength
like over time, right?
In FPS games
you're the same strength every round.
Okay.
Right? So, like... If you're better at aiming or you're better
positioning, better reactions,
whatever, you can 1v4
teams with perfect
gameplay, you're in the moment
blah-blah-blah. Whereas, like...
Because you're on even footing as the other guys
who are shooting most of the time, right?
So most of the time you're like, oh I'm on even footing
if I hit him in the head, I win. where it's like you could be down 14 rounds to zero
and make a comeback in fps because there's no snowball there's not like
a snowball effect it's like oh we can just start winning because
we're aiming better now or something
or team working better, whatever
but in League if you
get behind in a game
like 10 minutes, 15 minutes into the game
The enemy team is gonna
have like more stats because you're buying
items that give you stats. You have
levels which give you stats
You're leveling up, getting more items, doing all that shit.
And because you're doing all of those things
even if I'm a
better player, like I'm up two levels
on action, I'm up a full item
on action, blah blah, blah, blah.
What ends up happening is
I can't physically
out-stat check
five or four other people
who are really far ahead.
Like maybe...
I probably could have
carried that game if I was
full-on focused
sweat mode, ultra
trying, just like absolute like not talking mind's like just
fucking super focused yeah sure maybe I mean, it's Friday
night. I'm just chilling.
Now what I'm saying... so Thank you. No, no, no. It's not almost impossible to come back from small mistakes.
Like that's what separates good players from bad players is like the
good players can make comebacks and I mean, I can make comebacks all the time.
I do it all the time. The problem is you can't
make comebacks if your team isn't willing to
play. So, like
my teammates stopped
playing. Like they were
walking around the map, like typing
and not playing the game anymore.
So imagine you're playing a first-person shooter
and you go out on the map
and your team just walks into the enemy and dies
every round.
You could still win but you're gonna be like
Having to 1v4
8 straight rounds in a row
You know what I mean?
Like, you have to be
Like, incredibly better
I'm talking like
In the zone
Try hard better
Well yeah I can do that but like
Like I said it takes a lot of mental like focus to do that type of shit and right now I'm just vibing.
There was one time last year
I got really mad
at my chat for calling me bad.
And I remember
I did an off-stream climb
I climbed to Grandmaster with a 77 win rate solo queue on a fresh account in four days.
Then the account got banned because apparently
somebody had given me the account
and I did not know it was botted
but it was
and it got banned.
So that sucked.
But I still did it, and I was proud of that.
Like, it was like a self-proud moment, you know?
Like, I was proud of what had happened
i was like okay you know maybe i do still got it sometimes
i mean i literally got accused of scripting in more than one
game yesterday. Like, I was
locked the fuck in last night
and I was like...
I was 1v9-ing games last night hard.
And I got literally fuckin accused of scripting
by multiple people in multiple
fucking games. Granted,
the only thing I'm scripting is my fucking prescription because I'm old as shit.
And those players are bad. Like they were like Diamond 1 Masters players so they're not very good but But it was still... Yeah, it feels good.
Like when you have somebody telling
you you're good, you're like, oh thanks.
I don't know. It's
like back pain meds because I'm 33.
I mean...I can show you guys...
...I did have a
point where
I took Adderall
like four years ago
or something
or three years ago
and I can show
you guys
how fucking
OP Adderall is
if you want
after this game.
Somebody made
a montage of me when I was on Adderall.
It's
gross.
Like, if you watch my like...
You think I have good mechanics now?
That shit was gross.
That was a fucking
machine.
Yeah, I can show it to you. Just remind me after this game. There are pros that are 36? No, I don't think age affects too much if you're playing a lot.
Right? Like, I think the whole age makes you bad...
...I think it's fake.
Like, I think that the issue is everybody...
We are at the point where everybody thinks
we haven't gotten to... We're in like
the new frontier of gaming where
there weren't pro players
old enough
when pro gaming became a viable weren't pro players old enough when
pro gaming became a viable option
as like, a career path. Right?
Like, 20 years ago
there weren't pro players that were like, old enough
if that makes sense. Right? So we haven't been in the genre
of pro play existing for enough
time to say
this person is washed up because they're
X age. Because we haven't experienced
people who are still actively playing the game a ton
Who are actually really like mechanically good still at 30 40 whenever?
because they like I actually think it's more like
You know how
LeBron is still
really fucking good
but he's drastically
worse?
Not drastically
but he's worse
than he was
in his prime.
That's kind of
how I feel esportsports is gonna be but you also gotta remember
like he's actually using his body whereas you're only using your wrists.
I think if you take care of your wrists as a gamer,
Your brain doesn't actually cognitively decline until maybe...
At least I don't think it's gonna cognitively
decline that much if you're using it
staying healthy and all that shit.
Probably until you're mid-40s or 50s.
We'll probably
in 20 years, we'll probably see people who are like 30s
Playing pro.
I mean, I can get Grandmaster
every year and I'm 33. faker just won worlds and he's like 29 so Fuck. Dude, I am so autopilot and I'm just sitting here like not abusing anything.
This Akali should not be able to exist in this lane at all.
Well, I don't know actually she has D shield second wind that's pretty op maybe she can't exist
D. Shield second wind is beyond broken. It's so op
It's like maybe I have no idea i'm just vibing.
But yeah, like I said,
we'll get to a point at some point where
people realize that like you don't have
to be ultra young to play games.
Obviously though, like you'll have the prodigies that are just insane.
Like I don't know if you guys have ever...
I don't know if you guys have ever... I don't know if you guys
have actually watched
like, Gumiase play the game.
But I'll show you
a VOD of
Gumiase playing solo queue
after this game.
He... Like, because I had a point where
I was watching a lot of Gumiatsu.
Whatever his name is. Gumayusi.
I had a point where I was watching a lot of him
because I was trying to improve. Dude, he
is...
I- He's not human.
People have good mechanics. Faker has really good mechanics.
Puma Yusie, when I watch him in solo queue...
I can't explain it.
Like, I know I'm fucking
glazing him up like crazy right now but...
I don't know man.
You watch any of the pro solo queue or you watch any of the pro AD carry players?
Like some of the GOATs, you know?
Jackylove, fucking...
Guma Yusi, you watch...
What's that one guy's name?
White? Is that his name? The guy who was really, really good last year in Worlds?
There was that one Chinese
AD carry that was super fucking good
they are like crazy anymore hmm uh so so i'd be pushing this guy in so much?
I mean, I'm winning CS really fucking hard.
Maybe I should be holding the wave.
He isn't a Kali, so it's like hard for him to play the game
if I just hold the wave here.
My cannon! This is a really big fucking wave crash. I'm gonna get a lot of turret fights there.
I am dead. I am so dead.
Yes! Thresh took the kill!
Nice! Thanks bro, Thanks bro!
Thresh is like, yo I got you man.
Thanks dude, I appreciate you Thresh.
Now I misplayed that so hard though. I would have killed the Akali if I didn't miss my Q.
It might be.
Honestly, I just auto-piloted because i was like dude i'm so bored and
this wave is pushed up on the turret
like you don't have to actually hit the turret there by the way
i just did it because that's so boring
you could go back since you don't have uh we should be diving him um so So annoying to try and poke this guy.
But he just doesn't fucking take damage, man.
Like why does this guy not take damage? It's crazy.
I mean I have 40 CS on him.
Like, I'm destroying him in terms of CS. It's just like dude take damage!
Like, I have so much more gold than plates and shit, but...
I can't kill him!
Fucking Akali is unkillable bro.
Like I wanna go look at how much this guy's gotten from D-Shield after the game i want to go like look at
his healing from those two runes like i have to imagine it's disgusting. Oh. Okay, bro. I'm dead.
I mean, I just
ehoed it.
This is what happens
when my ADHD goes off.
I just get bored.
Like the only reason
I'm dying right now
is because I'm literally just bored.
This pure boredom of
mid being a farm lane and
I can't punish the Ecoli for being bad?
Like, I'm just
trying to hit the Thresh and the Ecolali because I'm bored out of my mind.
Our bot lane should be...
The turret should already
be gone.
The amount that Thresh
has been mid with Kha'Zix,
the bot lane should have
already taken the turret
but like I said
this is one of those
it's hard to explain
To people. Maybe it's hard for me to explain to you guys
Unless you know what I'm talking about.
Okay. Because it's basically like...
The game is about doing damage to the turrets, but a lot of times people are really scared
of hitting the turret because they think
that they're just going to die
the second they walk up to the turret.
But there's so much crap you can do in the game...
Have you ever wondered how high your AD carries just melt turrets
so quick? It's
because...
Oh, you're dead bro.
It's because they are tracking everything going on in the game
so that they know that they can hit the turrets
safely
Right? So you track the jungler. You track the mid, support and all that shit. so I mean, whatever. i mean whatever
i'm just bored apologies boys for being bored and bad.
Apologies.
Just once again... Once again.
Oh, I didn't miss the cannon though. Boys! We got the cannon.
Oh my god, my mouse wheel is so fucked.
Stop fucking scrolling!
Fucking stupid ass mouth spell Hmm.
Kali is...
Where is she? Is she over here?... um Hmm.
Wait, does Jinx get out?
Oh my god, she lives.
You sexy motherfucker jinx! I'm gonna go to the bathroom What's with the boredom?
Oh, I mean it's just...
Like...
I have ADHD.
If I'm not like constantly focused on something...
Uh, I really, really drift off oh okay we're gone Oh? Okay, Wukong?
Mord jungle? I mean, I think it's pretty garbage but...
I think you can play whatever you want until like if you're in silver just play more jungle with it.
It's like Mord your favorite champ and
you're a silver jungler man just play
Mord.
Dude one of the biggest things that I
think new players are scared of in league
is like people are like, I want to be
competitive. I want to, like, you know,
play the best, do the best, blah, blah, blah.
But the thing is, it's like if you're new to League
and you're, like, you know, not in, like,
fucking Masters, Grandmaster Chall challenger just play whatever you think's fun
because trust me you're gonna climb if you're good enough regardless of what you're playing your plan.
Like straight up, you will climb regardless of what your plan. I remember when I first started playing this game, as a top main.
This was in season one so obviously players are a lot better than they were in Season 1.
So like you know...
Things change.
But I was like a top main.
And I remember uh...
I thought I couldn't climb because I didn't know how to play the meta tops.
Oh!
I'm dead.
Maybe? Oh yeah, I'm dead. Maybe?
Oh yeah, I'm dead as fuck.
Wait, maybe not?
Oh come on!
Come on!
Nice try, Raka.
I respect it.
You tried your best.
I was auto-piloting and trying to back on a ward.
Dude, Soraka almost kept me alive. I ate three ults in a flash.
This game's already
over. We've already won though.
Wait This game's already over. We've already won though.
Like genuinely, I can tell that this game is just a win.
Our Udyr is a decent player. He's pretty good.
We have two dragons, our Udyr isn't bad, our Jinx isn't bad and uh...
Our Soraka is not bad.
I'm just getting caught because like I said
I'm being a dumbass and overextending. But when you're this far ahead at the stage of the game,
You can kind of gauge how good or bad people are.
I mean Akali's got 99 CS to my 163.
You know what the actual play is here, by the way? See how I just blew that wave up?
The actual play here, by the way
you let that wave sit and you freeze it.
But that's a really advanced tactic
that not a lot of people use.
I don't use it very often.
You're supposed to just freeze the wave here because there's nothing to do.
There's no dragon up, there's no Baron up for like a bit right? You just freeze the wave.
Akali can't walk up to me. okay so dude corky does so much damage i don't play a lot of Corki but Jesus...
This champ does some damage man.
Like look at this. This is disgusting!
I don't even have to do anything, I just win! Like it's sort of just like a win.
Dude, they really need their nerf Fleet Footwork by the way.
I think they're nerfing it next patch but like dude...
Straight up though, Fleet is crazy.
Damn. I almost... crazy i almost i would have killed that guy if i got my next cue dude i can't believe how much damage i do though this is not balanced
obviously i'm like taking a lot of fights but
uh we just do baron if we want to win to be honest
they can't win the game or fights we just are kind of stalemating because
they don't know the game is over God, I sound like such a douchebag but...
I mean it's just true.
The game has been over for about 10 minutes.
We have better team comp with
better players like we could probably throw another like 10 kills of these guys and we would
still win Hello! Wait, what is happening right now?
I'm a little sad because we win that really hard.
How did my Jinx die?
Oh no...
Okay, uh, my bad i did not see jinx and blocka die
well you know what we're about to find out.
If I was right and we win no matter what.
Let's find out, boys. Oh. oh so is okay i gotta actually stop autopiloting for two seconds There's Kha'Zix, he is probably down here right now.
And I need my team to...I gotta back up and let my team to i gotta back up
and let my team push
like essentially i have to just play oh he's top okay we're fine
honestly i have to play this little rope-a-dope game where like... I mean, I could just TP to this.
This is going to be a very important... Yeah, I should.
There's no ward to TP to though...
Whatever.
I mean the only ward I could literally TP to was...
Fuckin'... I should've pinged her I guess at least has been slain
at least we got baron but yeah
that's kind of unfortunate I guess we lost Baron. That sucks.
Uh, I can't really come to fights if we do stuff like that.
Yeah, I TP'd but didn't see Caitaitlyn but i had to tp because if
i don't tp we just lose anyway like if i don't tp there we lose the fight regardless right
because they were busy hitting me instead of uh
our jungler. So we ended up getting Baron, but it was pretty bad.
Dude I'm gonna be real This is like awkward as fuck.
Like we are just getting shafted on the map right now because uh...
Well for lack of a better understanding there's no macro going on in the game so I can't believe that Kha'Zix lived. snubs um back up I mean, I'm dead.
Ugh!
I didn't have fucking...
Wait, what was that TP?
Oh no.
I didn't have Valk.
Oh no.
Alright.
We may have thrown the game. we'll see how it goes though. I still think it's winnable, very very winnable because i'm very strong but... so
our rock has 26 vision score
what was that
i guess we're gonna lose another dragon.
Okay, my bad. Just trying to teamwork.
Heh!
Like what? I mean, yeah. I can't really do anything. hmm Yo, let's just force a fight 5v5 and say if we win, we win.
If we lose, we lose. Macro is not this team's strong suits All of you, come back. wait for us so
nice good work so Oh, pretty sure they just killed that guy. nice i wasn't trying to flame him by the way when I was like typing them.
You would know if I was trying to flame him,
I wouldn't have called him a name.
But oh bro you fucking suck.
No I actually wasn't trying to flame him though Oh bro, you fucking suck.
No I actually wasn't trying to flame them though like we literally half the group because like...
They- Like before?
I fucked up the macro like twice really. And now I can't side
that easily anymore, right?
I mean...
That happens so much.
I was in the right spot by the way.
You weren't.
Okay.
Whatever the diamond player thinks. My bad.
Nice CS, by the way. Very very good. People like this make me not care about being 1-9, by the way.
Like straight up, I don't give a fuck.
Like genuinely, these people
don't understand the game at all.
We needed to get a mid-prior there. That's why
three of their team were waiting mid
whereas my entire team was standing here
at Baron but that's worthless because that doesn't do anything.
Like AFKing at Baron doesn't do anything
like afk at baron doesn't do anything right whereas it's like
you see how the enemy kha'Zix is prio-ing mid?
Like, the enemy Kha'Zix is much better than my teammates by like a mile so What just killed me?
Was that a K-Auto?
Oh no, it was just Kozak's. Damn!
Yeah! Yo, Wu.
You sure you want to be top?
With no turret there?
Or what?
Great spawning.
Maybe we 5v5, like I said.
Now, I'm being an asshole!
Good ear. Mac macro is just as bad
as the top.
You haven't prio'd mid wave once. I have literally played against Faker and beat him.
Holy shit.
Dude, my apologies, man. I didn't know I was versus the fucking Faker killer. Holy shit! Very nice TP there. That was great. great
baker level tp
god what a beast.
Honestly I'm okay with losing, we can just push bot. I'm just gonna let him ends.
Like, every one of these players is a loser.
Like, I don't like them as people so it is what it is.
They can just lose for all I care.
Like when you play this bad and then you start being toxic to people literally just like...
When you start being toxic to people literally just trying to win...
It's fucking annoying.
I mean it's my smurf.
You are...
peaking where I troll.
Have a nice day in low diamonds.
See, this is why I like when we lose in low diamonds because these players are horrible and they all rage and troll.
Like, this might make me
an asshole, but it feels
good when they lose.
Seeing them be mad, but they're the problem
makes me smile.
Like, this is my smurf, right? I have an account
in Grandmaster.
I don't care about losing a random game on my smurf these people are like sweating their ass off and they're the ones raging
like they're playing bad and they're raging i'm chilling these people suck Holy! Holy.
Ha ha! Holy fuck What am I reading?
I mean that guy is surely going to get chat restricted after that one.
My bad, I'll just have to beat Faker like yourself.
I'll improve. Wow, 600 LP?
You're Smurf.
Oh, hi.
Okay. okay. How many awards did Soraka put down?
In a 34-minute game, she put down 24 wards.
Oh.
To put that in perspective, the average challenger player puts down 80.
Just let that sink in.
The average challenger player puts down 70 to 80 wards in 34 minutes,
and the Sirocco put down 24.
That's the difference between chow and diamond
one sec
oh yeah i was going to show you guys the thing. Okay, one sec.
Okay... I don't remember which one it is.
He made like five.
But I don't remember which one...
Like, was it this one?
Because this one has the most views.
I don't know.
I mean, we'll just watch this one,
I guess. we'll see
i have no idea Oh, it's so loud. I don't even remember some of these plays, man.
Like, I genuinely don't remember half of these plays.
... genuinely don't remember half of these plays. Okay,
that was pretty gross
though. This type of shit,
this is funny.
Look at this movement. I'm just sitting in the bush trying to dodge this cane and mf's look at this you. Oh my god.
God damn!
Kind of smurfing it a little bit.
Sheesh! Oh my god! Wait, somebody's playing wait some of these plays are pretty cool
oh i remember this.
I fucking demolished these guys.
Oh my god.
They just got
fucking shit on.. Oh, this was in the tournament.
I remember this.
This is when I was playing with
Sinchovies back in...
this was Twitch Rivals.
Oh, that was literally Twitch Rivals.
Yeah, that's cool.
Or like
that was a
what's it called game?
But I was playing with the Twitch Rivals team.
Players were so bad But I was playing with the Twitch Rivals team.
Players were so bad. These players are GM, they're not bad!
What?
Okay listen, listen, listen.
They're not bad at all.
These are like... I wasn in GM in these clips.
These players aren't that bad.
Like,
I think you underestimate
how hard it is
to like hit something moving.
This was like, what? I mean, two years ago?
2021.
So three years ago. Yeah, three years ago, four, yeah,
three years ago, two and a half, two and a half years, whatever it is.
It's not that long ago, man. I think I one-shot somebody here with the cape. Oh!
Oh my god.
Look at this movement!
Okay. Clean.
I don't remember these plays. There's no way I live here, right?
I mean the play didn't end.
Oh that was fucking dirty.
Oh my god. That's kind of dirty.. Kaiser? When did I play Kaiser? Oh my god.
Wait, I remember this play. This was a crazy play, I remember this.
Watch... Okay so this Yone is like a GM Yone he's's not even bad, right? And this was when
Yone was at his strongest.
This was back when Yone first got released and he
was literally the most broken champion in the game.
Dude
watch
I went Dude, watch like...
I went ultra instinct for this play. Watch this.
I'm point blank dodging yone's abilities well watch this Dude, the S key there.
I haven't done that in so long.
It looks so much easier dodging.
I dodge two Qs!
Dude this is what i'm saying, you guys look at plays and you don't understand what's actually
happening in the place watch like I dodged a cute point blank watch Point blank. Watch.
Look at this movement!
If you didn't know it was me that would that looks insane because it just looks ridiculous And then here I S key, watch I auto him and then I S key, and then auto.
It's actually crazy.. Oh, I suck.
Oh my god.
I played that so bad.
I was wondering when...
If this had, uh...
I was wondering if this montage had ezreal plays i put a lot of ezreal. Oh my god.
What the?
I got this face tanking half their shit.
Dude,
This was the most broken Ezreal ever by the way.
I don't know if any of you guys actually played the game a few years ago
when Mythic Items first
came out, Sundered
Ezreal was so
incredibly broken you could literally buy this item and
you were thanos you just healed like a thousand
fucking you killed a thousand every cue
oh that's clean it's clean here oh good alts?
Okay.
Okay.. That was crazy. Dude, imagine you're this Caitlyn. Tell me you aren't like...
You don't uninstall after that yo this guy's this fucking... Boop. I didn't realize how much Draven I played. Did I really play this much Draven?
I haven't played Draven that much in like months man. some of these are just normal players i wonder why they're in the month
some of these are like really normal like they don't make sense.
Oh, Stormrazor's broken, man. Okay. man Oh my........ Well, Draven was broken. Wait. Wait, how did that land? Rip Lethal Tempo.
Rip Lethal Tempo.. Why is this a player?
Wait a second, this is... Wait, this is insane.
Oh my god! Oh, that was literally
That was literally versus Sasuke
Yeah, I was gonna say
This isn't low elo So,...... What the...
Bro, what happened? I used to be so good.
What happened man?. Oh my god... What the...
Oh my...
Nah, what I just watched was illegal.
What the fuck was that?
Nah, do I bounce it? Oh my
God!
What the fuck?! Okay, I gotta ask though.
Like I don't even know how this is happening.
Listen, listen, listen. I don't what the fuck's going on in this clip
we're level one like fighting them
like Nasus has no smite or something
he's not smiting
blue, I don't know. What the fuck's happening? that was cool
dude i made some sick Draven plays though.
Where was that one Draven play?
I thought that one Draven play at the start
was really...
That was was my favorite
play because this was like a legitimate fight
this was a legit one one, like 2v5 That was kind of fun. Draven game. I want to play a draving in right what do you think maybe i mean i don't know
yeah i mean we could i just i don't think I'm... Dude,
I have not played Draven in so long.. Dude, didn't Trick take a break from streaming? Welcome to the League of Draven.
Has this man been playing League of Legends off stream? What a loser.
Yo, crazy shot! Holy shit.
Brother, thank you for the
100 brother thank you for the
111 month resub
thank you so much man
wait why can't i queue up hello
111 months is crazy man that is crazy
why why did my queue not work it's my fine book How are we feeling today, guys? Are we feeling good? Bad? I mean,
I'll be impressed
if Draven's not banned,
man.
I don't think I've ever seen Draven's not banned, man. I don't think
I've ever seen Draven not banned.
That champion is perm-banned. parm band.
How's the progress going?
I've won two games today,
and I've lost ten.
I stopped caring about that account,
and my brain hurts.
How is your day going?
I've lost more in Diamond
today than I've lost
uh more in diamond today than I've lost
in Masters
in the last two weeks. That's not true, about
the same but in one day.
All right, let's buy a skin.
I have 10,000
Orgescence and I have so many skins
The Challenger
We still have what?
Season doesn't end for what?
Another few months
or something,
like month,
month and a half.
It's a while.
Well,
I mean,
I might not get...
Like,
I'm going to hit GM this season.
I always hit GM
but I don't know if I'll hit Chow.
I can't like...
I haven't hit Challenger since 2019.
So I have no idea, man.
I'm washed.
If I could get a hold on my mental,
I think I'd hit Challenger.
Or if I could just walk in and not get tilted at all,
I think I can do it.
But that's part of the
battle.
You gotta not tilt and my mental
is like F2.
It's really hard to keep wanting To care when you think your teammates are
Idiots
You have to just mute everybody every game and be like,
alright we'll play to win.
I mean every season I usually climb the GM and like...
I'll climb from D2 to GM in a week.
I don't know what happens.
There must be some sort of star sign
or something.
I have no fucking clue, but something happens and it's like
i just walk in for a week and go up with 900 lp i K because I stop caring or I lose it all because I'm bad.
It's the curse.
I mean, I guess we could play Draven this game if you guys want me to. I don't think Draven's good right now though.
I think he's pretty dog shit but...
We can try him. I'm like Draven's bad when...
Draven is always in a bad spot
When stuff that outranges him in lane is
better.
So like, Ashe?
Incredibly good versus Draven, right?
Yeah. Ash. Incredibly good with Draven, right? What are these runes that everybody's running on Draven right now?
What the fuck?
What am I looking at?
Like, what is this?
Is Challenger Draven one trick in Korea?
He's running...
he runs this, actually.
He runs these runes...
I don't know why though!
I feel like you would want to run Biscuits.
Why would he run these?
These seem bad, but I mean he runs them every game.
Fuck it! But, I mean, he runs them every game.
Fuck it.
And he's much better than I am.
We'll try it.
Fuck it, let's do it.
Joy Arena?
Dude, last time arena was available...
I got bored of
arena really fast.
Because last time arena was available, I remember I got Gladiator or whatever the fuck it is.
The highest rank you can get without losing a single game.
I was duo with RF, he's like another
challenger topman
and we didn't lose a single
game
And we stopped playing. After I got glad, I didn't want to play anymore.
I actually haven't played the new arena though.
I heard it's much different than the last arena, can somebody confirm?
Somebody said that was more like TFT now, where there's augments and you choose...
Like the first rendition of Arena was a lot different than this one.
And I haven't actually tried this arena yet, maybe
I should.
Like, I should give
this arena a try before they take it away.
Right?
Give it a try.
Because apparently, yeah,
it's a lot different.
It'd be fun one of these days to just do some nice arena don't have a map cover back on when I was on an account with my name
on it, but I don't care.
Fuck it.
Oh!
... oh I mean we went very
hard level 1
oh it doesn't get better than this uh oh interesting Oh, interesting. Dude, oh my god. It's been so long since I played Draven. This is actually crazy. It is not like riding a bike. Let's admire me for this.
Yeah, I mean they're gonna be bought in a second but we just win the 2v3. We just have to get level 3.
We win the 2v3 extremely hard. Like, very, VERY hard. It's a Lillia, she doesn't do anything.
All we have to do is dodge the Rakan W and they just lose um Okay.
I did not flash that Rakan W.
We would have won that very hard by the way if rel just went in before i got
recon w you had to go first well i can't type oh well yeah no if rel if roger's gone
first like you know how like rakan knocked up
like when we were face checking the bush right
if rel just w'd the bush blind uh i would have killed them all no following these
because rakan got to set up a perfect like thing where they've got to land all their spells
and my rel wasn't playing uh
to fight she was playing to like gauge the fight
but we're playing draven versus Aphelios, so we auto-win the fight.
This is the only thing I don't like about playing Draven
is people don't play aggressive.
Like, I'll pick Draven and my support will play behind me
like they'll be scared to go in and i'm like wait i'm playing dragon right
like we just killed them all But they're like scared to fight.
It's very humbling. places to go me Like right there, I think we just Q them and play forward
But I mean, I guess it's okay Like we went so hard 3v3 right now
like why are we scared? Oh, you see what I mean?
They're like...
I don't know why they're pissing themselves.
We win so hard it's just...
They're not going- like Rakan has engaged first twice now.
He flashengaged on us!
That's like what i'm trying to say is that's a huge difference.
Like, if you have a jungler or a support who's willing to go in early in the fight...
You win so many fights as Draven.
But that's why it's kind of annoying to play this champ sometimes, because your teammate won't trust you to go in.
So it's pretty frustrating.
Yo I got three treasure hunter stacks though! Let's go.
I'm rich. What are you doing?
Stop hitting that.
Do I need support? No, no I'm not blaming him.
I'm saying there's opportunity loss.
There is a difference right. I'm not saying the support is bad. We're losing opportunity to do things because he's playing too passive
like we dive this before
oh poor concert I should have pushed faster.
It's like, every fight that we've lost so far or that we've...
I guess we've gone even in a few of them...
Every fight we should have just hard won though. We should have triple killed.
Because Draven is stronger than Aphelios early game by a mile.
And because I'm stronger than him early, that means if we go in first
We'll have the fight tempo. Like I get an extra two autos
Which means instead of them getting the extra two autos, I get the extra two autos
And if I get the extra two autos, we just win, right?
It's just fight tempo.
The fuck?
Am I on a ward? What's happening?
They do have the OP guns.
If we fight right now, it's actually kind of risky.
We can beat the OP guns if you Q them.
Like, if you stun them or...
Save my Stand aside for when Aphelios is doing his spin.
If you Stand Aside the spin, you can actually win. I can't do it.
I don't have mana.
I didn't have any mana, and then the Gragas got caught, that sucks.
What am i watching right now? What's happening?
Oh! now what's happening nice How much gold do I need for BT? yes No I don't actually know how much gold I need for BT, which kind of sucks.
I don't buy it enough.
I'm assuming
when I have the vamp,
it's 25 right it's the same as ie Oh, my God. huh no Okay, we are strong. I got Dirk and BT.
Okay, I think we just kill everything here. oh has been slain No following these footsteps. hmm Nice. I Want this plate no, no, we don that was like obvious.
Dude, I wish I had cleanse.
In this moment, I should definitely have taken cleanse.
Barrier's been pretty worthless.
Like cleanse is good for......backstabbing? had taken cleanse. Barrier's been pretty worthless.
Like, cleanse is good for that exact reason
where it's like...
Lillia's definitely
one of those champs
where you gotta take cleanse so you don't just get
fucked her lissandra leona shit like that
oh shit our top is getting railed!
Our mid's getting railed too.
Pretty sure this guy just dies if he stays. I'm also pretty sure we just killed them both right here. Man, I killed that guy.
I canceled an auto.
Ah!
I ran through the Rakan W perfectly.
I just canceled a fucking auto.
Man. Man!
Just old and washed.
Your team has destroyed a turret. is Man, I'm good. Oh my god.
I dropped my axe.
Well, I got...I dropped one and I got knocked off the other one.
Dude, I'm so bad at Draven now.
I'm so bad at Draven now. I'm so bad at this champ now,
I should have had that
I dropped my fucking axe here
and then i got knocked up with the Rakanar
That was my B up with the recon r
how's my b gargarin is running at... I just missed four CS. Ooh.
Nah, I don't think we go for that
dragon.
That's just not worth throwing.
Okay. that's just not worth wrong so Remember when I said barrier is worthless?
I was kidding, it just saved me. uh has destroyed a turret I think I can actually take this turret. Even if I die, I think it's actually could just get ie
yeah might actually be worth.
I don't know though. I mean, I do have two full items now.
I don't know.
Maybe it is worth... Two items and a Dirk?
Nah, I mean,'re not gonna do shit
with Harold.
Doesn't matter.
I don't actually worry
about losing Harold
until I get into
like high UO.
Like nobody uses Herald correctly below GM.
They just throw it at a random turret.
Like losing, it's not a big deal. so just um Hmm. I mean, these people are really scared to fight. I don't know why we're so scared to fight.
I'm two item Draven... but it's okay.
... What? It's okay.
You guys are welcome to be scared, it's not Miguel.
Not gonna judge you too harshly on it.
Ooh, a blue buff!
Wait why is Garen mid?
We can just do Baron right now, by the way.
I actually think we should just do Baron.
... Hmm. hmm
i get more doms next right
pretty sure yeah i'm gonna grab ward doms
wait this guy has no items.
Sibelius hasn't actually bought items!
Let's just take Baron right now.
Like fuck it.
They're probably setting up dragon visions? So fuck it let's just get Baron.
Three fucking items and shit is free like i'm gonna murder this thing so so many Bro, if I had cleanse or if I flashed the Rakan knockup. We win that.
That was such
a good rattle, too.
The problem
was I auto'd not Lillia
because they were right on top of each other.
So, I had to auto one more time and when I had to auto one more time
I didn't flash fast enough.
We actually 2v4'd that. No joke. What are you guys doing?
Oh, you cuties.
You adorable little motherfuckers.
Man, I'm hating not having cleanse more and more against their team.
Uh...
I'm just gonna go push side.
I don't think our team is good enough to siege with Baron right now, so I'm just going
to go push a Side Wave.
If I don't die to Lia, we're chum.
I mean... 3 full items.
I probably just 1-shot half their team.
As long as they don't die in a CC.
Yeah, get ready to replay! nice ass i'll take it uh uh uh so Nobody's gonna go stop Urgot or he's gonna take our base. And we have another wave coming in, we can take this. What's your name? We do not have a wave. No following these footsteps. oh i don't do subtle
i have rfc let's bring it in Raven's making an exit.
The chew is not that as good? No, it has just been a long time since I played Draven.
Like, this account is not my original main account right? This is like my new main but I got my old main banned like 5 years ago
So I never bought any driving skins so yes what the What the fuck?
What even killed me?
Ooh, not the worst. I mean they can't Baron so that's good.
I don't know what my team is doing like
what does this guy do just run
dude i exploded there though that was wild.
I'm gonna keep it real, I actually don't know what the fuck to build. I guess I could get QSS...
But that item sucks so much balls
dude i can't believe i died so fast by the way
like i was i was at like 80 and then all of a sudden one hp and i just
instant and I just instant-eyed. Holy fuck, my team's fighting again. um uh so I mean, we should just go bot.
Like, we should siege bot?
I'm 6 item Draven so...
...I think we win
why are we fighting in the jungle guys doesn't get better than this so we're gonna go Oh. Man! Man. Oh nice, you got him.
My Gragas didn't ulti and my fucking... By the way we lose if they don't go back it kind of sucks like ragas been old to neither did
my uh My Rell didn't ulti either. They both didn't ult.
That is a feels bad man, I couldn't do anything like they just...
Gragas doesn't ulti, so he just dies instantly.
Like I think it was an okay engage
because we were 4v5, 5v4.
But again,
it was like
Rell didn't ult and then Gragas didn't ult
And then Sylas actually was 4v4 because Sylas wasn't there.
Yeah, Sylas not being there is pretty bad.
This is rough!
Like I don't know how to take these fights
Because it's essentially my entire team dying before i get to play the game like they're not using cooldowns when they go in, they're just dying instantly.
It's really rough.
But guys! What are we doing? Why are we mid? I should not have to spam ping my team. oh I Like, what is happening?
What is going on? Why are we here?
You need to come down no
you need to be with me
oh i mean you're just incorrect
well you're straight wrong, Rel.
We don't fight in the jungle! We fight in Drain...
But you don't fight in the jungle, it's stupid because it's harder to do things in the jungle.
Like you fight in the lane phase
or in the lane because I can kite back and forth in the
lane.
I mean, I don't know. These people are really
stupid.
Like bro, you're dumb
i mean it's not gg he just has to you have to go in before they hit the
turret like we might be able to actually
stop this okay it's overcon bro.
I mean, I don't know what to say. Like...
We win every fight but my team is never with me.
It doesn't make any sense. like what are they doing Wait, what the fuck just...
What just pulled me?
Oh, the dragon
knocked me up.
Oh my god.
Also, why did my dragons not just R them?
But it doesn't matter.
I got killed by dragon knockup.
Dude, this sucks.
They actually have a way better top mid support and jungle
like i suck at draven but we should not be losing fights oh well it's just damn
split 80 carry i feel like i feel like we need to have a nice discord with rel let's
have a nice discord with the rel. Let's get a discord going.
We'll use it as a teaching experience,
because Rel fighting for fun in
the jungle for the 15th time
she might be retarded.
So let's go find out if she's retarded, shall we?
This is what I like to play. I like to play Are They Retarded
and we pull them into Discord and we see how retarded they are. We're two for
two today on them being retarded. All right, boys.
Put your money on it.
Is Raul retarded or is she willing to listen
to why she's bad?
What do we think?.. so Hold on, let me share my screen. Hello?
Yo! Hello? Yo.
Can you hear me, hello? You good?
I'm streaming for you.
I see it.
Okay.
This entire late game,
you guys...
And keep in mind this isn't a big deal because like I said
it's not a big deal cause
this is Diamond so I don't expect you to know this.
But all of this stuff you guys are doing like this fight is
worthless yes like this is completely worthless fight it doesn't make sense like you guys are
forcing without me or gregis there and you are like, oh let's just take a
random jungle fight for fun.
But it doesn't do anything because the only way we win
is by pushing in this turret
pushing in this wave
This doesn't do anything and you don't have your strongest member there so
you're just you guys are just seeing a champion and trying to fight for fun makes no sense
like this this makes absolutely no sense.
What are you fighting over?
Red?
Yeah, I mean that's not worth it right? That's stupid. Yeah. I'm trying to push the waves so we can actually get objectives.
I run past a wave, I come but I'm running from base and you guys are just fighting
like and I can't follow up on this after being in base, it's not possible
And then, like...
Like, this Silas is horrid.
If you hit tab here, right?
Or if you look... Is there any reason
you should ever be playing
around our Garen
or our Silas this game?
No. No?
No, so it's like
there's no reason for you to ever do that
because
he has two items
Yeah I know but you're here
which is creating
You should only be with me
anywhere I walk on the map because we can 2v5 them
You and me can literally
kill their entire team in 2v5 because i'm so strong. So like,
you should only be with me! Like supports don't- your job's not that hard. Your job is glue to
whoever is the strongest person on your team and play for the objectives with that person.
Like, taking random fights
because the two dumbasses on the team are fighting
you're just gonna lose games because these people are stupid.
Like they're just fighting because they have
five second attention span and they're just,
They want to just hit stuff because it's low elo. I think you should ping them
I mean i can danger ping...
I danger pings you guys a thousand times.
It never did anything.
And then like here, right?
Here was awkward because
you're engaging but there's no ward in the bush
provision yeah so like you notice how like briefly
you walked out of the bush for a quarter of a second there, I can't hit them.
Watch you walk out of the bush because you're ulting. It's not your fault that you went out of the bush right?
Because you're ulting so it takes you out of the bush with the movement. But I can't follow up.
I would love to kill all these people.
But I can't walk here.
I can't go into the bush, right?
So I have to stand like here
because Urgot's here
so I have to like stand here
to hit them
and then there's a trap etc i just can't see them
because right now you're not in the bush technically
and it's like i can maybe try and hit them but I have like...
Rakan is also gonna W me right? So if I get W'd here.
I can't follow up because Rakan CCs me
Then I'm just going to get followed up on by these guys
Ekko has W
So like, I can go in but we have to literally one-tap
both of these people as you hit your engage.
You also didn't ping
that you were going to go. You just went.
But the problem with this is, like, Gragas and
Garen are here, so we can
2v5 this but this is also a really hard
fight for me to take because
we're fighting in an area where I can't
outplay half their stuff.
If I get hit by Rakan W
Ekko just
ease- he walks past you, eases to me,
I get CC locked, Urgot flanks me, and now
I have to like make an outplay
while I'm CC'd half the fight.
Like it's just... It's like...
See what I mean?
And I can't walk up
because now
we have the Urgot flanking
We barely didn't kill this guy
and then it's just like these two
aren't going to be able to follow up.
So, it's like we can't...
We're just taking fights when I'm really strong
but all those fights are so
hard.
We don't need to do that. We can walk up mid
and then stand right here and hit the turret.
And if we stand right here and hit the turret
it's a thousand times easier for me
to kite.
Right? Like, I'm not worrying about being flanked am i worried
i get to sit here hit the turret if they come from the left we walk to the right and then i just tie down or we can cut down if they compare we from here, we just cut down.
Fighting in jungle is so, so bad.
Like if you don't have good vision and you don't have your
full team, like it is so
bad. And then here
we got Baron right?
We get Baron for free.
Literally all we have to do right now is push mid and bot at the same time.
We put one mid or top one bot
Or one mid one bot
Or four bot And then we just play off of that.
That's all we have to do here.
But as we were getting into this fight
again, we're starting another fight for fun.
Okay another fight for fun. Like, they run away.
All we have to do now is group up.
Sylas pushes bot. We four-man
mid or we... Sylas mid, four-man
bot doesn't really matter.
In the CLO it's not a big deal.
But right here...
I saw your vision of going for this play
but you used your combo on the tankiest
person on their team
silas isn't here because he doesn't have tp so he has to run from base so we're
essentially taking a fight that's like bad odds.
And you have to think about how I can fight this,
right? It's the same thing as
before. Like, I have
to deal with the Rakan ulting, I have to deal with the Lillia ulting, I have to deal with the Rakan ulting,
I have to deal with the Lillia ulting.
I have to deal with being rooted by this guy and ulted
And then I have to deal with like...
So like disengage is fine if Sylas is there
But I can't even get damage off before the team explodes.
Like Gragas doesn't even ult.
I don't know why, but you should have ulted too.
If you're going to all in a player just use your full combo because you all just died right
like you exploded for no reason like this was just it doesn't make sense to take a fight where we
don't have our full team and it doesn't make sense to take a fight where like we're not using our cool dumps
like are you at all he had old like this guy
this guy backed on weird timer but it's but I can't physically play that.
That guy, by the way? Holy fuck.
That should have killed him. That's so unlucky.
The best thing I can do here is just try and like fight a bit for like a one-for-one That's so unlucky, though.
Either way, like we blew our GA...
We don't have good- Like this is just-
We're fighting for nothing and we just threw our Baron away right?
You don't have to engage
either. So when you have Baron
you don't have to engage with Baron
You don't have to go oh we have to fight, fight, fight
All you have to do with Baron is make them engage
on you because all you have to do is walk the waves in
when you have Baron,
stand in front of the turrets, right?
Like Sylas stands here or somebody stands here
preferably Garen because we want Sylas
in the teamfights. So if I have Garen stand here with Baron,
we stand here with Baron, or it's vice versa,
doesn't really matter.
And then we just let
the Baron minions end the game.
But what ends up happening is like, we're forcing fights for no reason,
throwing away our Baron because we just want to fight
instead of take the objectives. These
are what matter. Like these towers,
this Nexus. Fighting does not matter.
It's absolutely irrelevant to force fights when they have the advantage,
because then you just put yourself behind and throw,
and give people time to play the game.
And here what I wanted to initially do at the end of a game here...
You see right now, the entire enemy team is here. They're all in the bot side of the map.
They took our top inhib, so we want to push
in the top inhibitor.
Sylas can push this, right?
But you guys should never
be fighting in the jungle. It makes no
sense.
The jungle it makes no sense
because if you guys fight in the jungle it's the same exact thing this is what i mean though like you see how like you run down to try and cut them off
just stand with me
And then when they come we fight them.
Like right now for example, right? Right now if you're with me you engage on aphelios
you flash and gauge on him he instantly dies their ad carries dead insta
right like let's say you're standing with me. Boom!
He split from the team. These guys are gonna die whether you're here or not
You literally just... these two idiots are going to die no matter what
So if you're with me though
the six item Draven
we just hit the turret.
And then
if this guy walks up
to contest it
that you flash on him
he dies and
then we can just play
in this entire base k kiting them around.
We can take this, we can take the inhib,
we could play around here if they try and come this way
we can like fight them after they use their cooldowns
because they're using all of their cooldowns in this fight
but they don't have their AD carry.
So the only actual threat in the fight is Ekko.
Because Ekko's the only actual threat now
I can kite forever because
they are all melees.
There's no threat for if I get slapped or anything.
If we take away this threat, we win.
There's no reason to be randomly fighting
here, because let's say I do walk down to this fight,
it's still
Aphelios just walks like this right
like if i was only here because i'm here so like if a fellow is here
like walking down and i'm in this fight we still lose this fight
because gragas is here, we're forcing fights...
for no reason!
You are just playing around the two worst players on the team for no reason.
Here I get slept and still kill Aphelios.
But I get flashed for conned...
And we just lose. But the problem
is, these two players who died here are irrelevant.
It's all about the tempo and the pacing of
the actual teamfight. If this turret's
dead and we're fighting here
none of this matters because it doesn't matter if I'm
here Rakan doesn't follow up off the sleep and if Rakan can't
fall out while asleep.
I just life steal right?
It's like a snowball effect so there's an all we want is to get
the objectives. We don't actually care about fighting.
I just don't see like 2v5 being good ever.
Well that's what i'm saying though,'s like we do win 2v5 because
i'm six item driven
level 17 6 item draven and it's not even a
2v5 it's just the you play with
the only person who actually has value on the team.
Like, you're playing with the two anchors of the team.
They don't do anything.
So when you're getting in a fight there,
you're like asking me to come coin flip a random fight that you guys want to take, but that
fight is in such a bad...
We don't want to fight in these spots.
Think about how hard it is from your AD Carry's perspective.
I'll break this down, as the tank's perspective
you're just seeing like okay I can engage here
we can hit him in his choke with my ult and that will be great
but from an AD Carry's perspective this is a nightmare for me.
They have a Rakan who can go here
I can be flanked from five different angles fighting here
right? Lillia can like take
the Blast Cone and easy ult me
Urgot can flank. The fucking
Echo can W-flank from like...
It's... This is a nightmare.
Like, look at our vision
man. Like, this is not a
fight I want to take.
Our vision is so bad that if I walk down into this jungle...
I'm in the lane, you guys are in the jungle right?
We don't know where anybody is except for these two.
So like we have no vision here.
We have no vision here.
We have no vision of the middle of the lane.
We have no vision up here.
Like I can't safely just be like, oh,
I'm going to walk down and we just stand
here and pray that
there's nobody TP flanking over here.
We pray that I don't get
fucking ran down. Somebody doesn't come through
here. One way it doesn't just go whoop as whoop! As I'm standing here, she doesn't
loop around. There's too much.
Okay. I guess the whole point of what I'm saying is just play with the strongest member on your team. It's not about...I'm not split pushing to split push, I'm doing it because this is the best call.
Like, it makes it easy for me to fight.
I don't have to put myself in a
horrible position in the middle of like
a horrible non-warded jungle
where I can just get butt fucked all day and
we make them come
to us. Like if we go to them
we're fighting them on their terms
If they come to us, they're fighting us on our terms
And you always want them to be having
to fight into me as the draven as the draven rel you want them to have
to die for me right but if like if they can flank or like
whatever it's it doesn't like they never have to dive that's like what I'm trying
to say in so many words here is because
it's just too
hard
when they were coming to us from hard.
Yeah, what I'm saying though is like if you're here this Aphelios dies before they get
there. Like there's timers right?
Like watch.
So right now if you're standing with me this Aphelios can't walk up so I just walk into him and you can literally just flash on him and force his flash.
And let's say he does flash your flash
and you do that,
I take the turret
and then we just play down
and we play...
Even if they come this way,
we know how
they're going to approach us.
So we have all of this area
to run in kite
and use your cooldowns
It's just, it's all about like
How easy it is for your teammates
To play the game
Because when you have people
Just actively inting
Like Sylas and Garen
You just have to play with the person have people just actively inting like Sylas and Garen, you
just have to play with the person who has all the kills.
And right
now, look at where you are. You're
way over here, right? If you were even
here, you create space between...
Imagine you're standing
right here.
You can stun the Lillia and she can never get to me
and then I'm level 17, six items.
I can just dive.
I instantly kill this guy mean you saw me kill him it takes three two autos to kill this guy so like i walk forward right and i want to kill this guy and then
like if you're it's just it becomes this like I actually should have killed this guy but i'm rusty so I
Should've just literally dove him because lily was behind me
But i'm a little rusty and i'm an idiot she just eat and
Just walked forward but like we just have no reason
to be this far away from our carry ever.
Like, just follow your carry.
Even if you think I'm not in the right spot
or you don't like where I am,
just follow the carry.
Because it's better to like, follow me when I'm the most fed person
and be like maybe we can fight, maybe we can't
than to follow like the really low elo
or not low elo, the really low KP people or not low elo the really low KP people
who aren't actually doing anything.
Because we can't control them
but like we can control ourselves.
And if you play with your teammate
the support's only job is to play
with the strongest member.
If your AD carry's bad and your top's popping off
just play with your toppling, right?
If your AD carry's popping off and your top's bad off, just play with your toppling. If your AD carry's
popping off and your top's bad, play with your AD.
Supports are only there to create
space so the AD carry can auto-attack.
That's your job as the support.
And then here you guys fight again.
Even after we stalled the fight,
You face check this bush.
We know they're there!
You just wait so when we're pushing these waves in right your job is to
safely walk like around and ward dragon but like you see how like
you're not even thinking that they could
be here it's not even going through your
brain
you should just be either approaching
it from down here
and like warding each bush as you walk
right she'd be like warding each bush as you walk, right? You should be like ward,
ward, ward, and like approaching it
safely or you should be going through mid
and then as we're going through mid
you can like chill with your team
wait a few seconds. Because these two are not going to instantly kill this
dragon. We have time to get there.
But when you die here
like
I don't have time right? And then you get Garen killed too because of the fear. It's just...
Like this is just impatience. It's really rough.
So there's not really like...
And then I fucked up because the dragon
fucking knocked me up and I got shit on.
But yeah, it's like
everything that is going in this game
feels like its impatience. Does that make sense?
Like you Does that make sense? Your job is to play with me and
me alone this game. I am the
main character of this game because I'm playing
a fed 6 item
AD carry at 33 minutes. I even have Zephyr.
So, I have Zephyr at 33 minutes
level 18. Nobody else on the
map matters but me and it sounds
ego-y but that's just the game. The game is
if I'm the carry and I'm this fed
you have to use resources to keep me alive
not to like help
other dipshits because it's just worthless
You make my job ten times harder
when I have to
play around, like,
you guys doing dumb shit on the map.
Whereas if you guys just play around
the AD carry,
you win. Like ad carry doesn't
play on the team the team plays around the 80 carry that's how league works But yeah, I mean there was so much just random stuff.
I thought your lane phase was great though.
Your lane was actually sick.
That's why I got so fed.
Lane phase was easy as fuck.
We got super fed. The game was
easy. But then, like I said,
this is when everybody... And you shouldn't
feel bad about this. Everybody
sucks. Like, up until Grandmaster
Challenger nobody
knows what they're doing past 20 minutes
in League of Legends. That's like
the difference between high elo and low elo is
like... In Diamond you guys just run in circles
trying to force fights at 20 minutes.
You don't think about waves right?
You're not pushing waves in,
you're not pushing siege towers on timers
Like your'e not getting vision you're just trying to fight them. Anytime you see a champ,
fight the champ and that's why you guys throw games because you don't think about the game in
that way. you don't think about the game in terms of that
this was actually
a really sick engage
I actually just didn't flash the the fucking recon W I thought this was
awesome by the way this is really good like right here if I flashed the Rakan
w ii actually kill all, but I just fucked up
Because I had to flash the nugget feared
Cuz yeah
Then I just one shot of felios after a flash. Then I just kill everybody like that
so mechanically it's my bad but
you see what i'm saying though? Like even
that fight alone right?
We still killed two of them
Even though it was like a 2v5 or 2v4 we still killed two What do you think? What's your thoughts on everything?
I think it makes sense. We're not used to having one person doing something else
and I think really fed?
Because usually
everyone just joins the team fight, you know.
No, it makes sense
but it's like I said it's better to sit around your most fed player than
to ever like this is the best way to explain this in so little words.
Before you start a team fight, ask yourself what do we gain by winning this team fight?
Right? That's the most important thing. winning this team fight?
That's the most important question.
Because if the answer is fun,
like if your only answer is, we have fun.
Like it is fun to fight.
Don't get me wrong.
I love team fighting.
It's fun as fuck.
But if you're trying to win the answers almost never, uh,
it's very,
very often not
force fights. Because even if you're
stronger... Think about it this
way. Every time you force a fight in a weird
spot, you give the
enemy a chance to come back that doesn't need to be given.
Like, you have to make the enemy fight you when you have a lead.
Like, you want to go to their objective right?
We walk up to a turret together as five people
we stand there Now they have to find a way We walk up to a turret together as five people.
Now they have to find a way to engage on us or
they'll group up, right?
It puts them in a really bad spot where we can combo
them because we know
where they are. We can see them visibly on the map
we can react to them visibly
It's easier for everybody to play the game
if we're all
in a lane with full vision rather than like I have to
guess and react on the fly and do all this
random shit. And it's like
outside of all that crap, it's so
much easier for your teammates to play
if you just don't force fights for no reason. If an objective
is not up and you're just having fun fighting
in the jungle when
you could be pushing a wave and getting a turret,
that's just... I mean sure, you can do it for
fun but just expect that like sometimes
it will go bad like last game and we will lose.
And it's not going to be your team's fault for forcing a fight
if you know that your teammate is not there
and you're still forcing it
like getting mad that your teammates not there after forcing a fight it doesn't make sense
you should notice that they're not there ahead of time and say, hey, fuck fighting this. This isn't worth it. And then you walk away.
There's just like a disagreement with where you're supposed to be though.
It's not that I get mad that you're not there, but it's like you could have been there
But you decided to push instead instead yeah no i agree um i
i decided to take the safer option
because pushing there is like...
We didn't have our team with us. Right? Like I said before,
Gragas wasn't in the fight when you guys engaged so
it was like the fight before. Remember?
Like when you guys tried to fight mid.
You engaged without our team there.
Like you guys were fighting fights
without our full team
and it doesn't make sense.
Like you guys were... Like Sylas was mid and
Gragas was at our blue buff when
you and the Garen were sitting in the jungle trying
to fight people but that's
what you're asking me is to come
into the jungle where we have no vision
to coin flip a random fight
without our teammates there.
But I mean, that's just...
Silas was getting chased
from mid when you were pushing top.
Yeah, let him die!
Let him die!
But he was chasing them into our team though
because we were all topside
except for Gragas over the pit.
Yeah, but whether it's chasing him into our team again we don't have vision
we saw all four jason silas and you have a phileo stop
yeah but do you remember earlier when I told
you that like, I can't play without
vision? That same thing is going to happen then.
There was
a word on the
red board.
What happens if
the fight prolongs and we walk into
bushes that aren't warded? Or what happens if
we get flanked? Like, Lillia
is moving at the speed of light. Echo can go over
walls, right? Gragas... We don't know
if they have Flash or not.
We haven't been tracking Urgot Flash,
Lillia Flash. So what if I get
flashed down by Lillia because she decides
to flash over the wall, Q army.
I can't position for that if I don't know exactly where she is
so I'm just guessing at this point.
Think about it, the spot you were fighting has six different ways
for them to approach us.
If we walk into the lane, they have one way to approach us.
They're all chasing satellites though.
Yeah but okay...
I'm gonna respectfully
i don't think you're understanding what i'm saying
i'm going to play my game.
I appreciate you coming in,
talking,
but
I'll just tell you
if you keep doing that
you will
be very frustrated
in your future games
if you keep forcing fights that don't have... be very frustrated in your future games.
If you keep forcing fights that don't have objective value,
you will be very,
very,
very frustrated for a long time.
There's nothing else I can do as support.
You can sit with me.
That's what you do,
you sit with your AD. Support glues to the AD carry like him no matter what.
Your job is protect and peel for ad
that's that's league of legends if you don't like
that you shouldn't play support because that is your role
your role is help the 80 carry once it hits 30 minutes
because the 80 carry is the main DPS.
Alright, I'll see you.
Alright, have a nice night man Let's do this. By the way, just to clarify...
The guy was really nice.
So I feel bad when I say this
because he was actually pretty nice.
It was confirmed he was retarded.
You know how I said we were playing the Guess the Retard game?
He was
retarded. uh not to be mean because he was a nice guy I mean, you can be nice and be retired.
But yeah, you guys see what I'm saying though? I explained in detail.
This is why I get frustrated if you're wondering.
Okay, am I just dead or what? if you're wondering.
Okay, I'm just dead or what?
Okay... Okay.
Dude, I don't know why my Braum is walking behind me.
Whatever.
I don't care.
Like, what are you doing, man?
We're playing aggressive, right?
Up on their turret, I'm autoing Pyke.
Braum lets me eat the hook. He has his shield up
and he's like, I'm going to walk
behind my AD carry
and let him eat
the hook.
Dude, low elo is wild. How bad everyone is in this elo. Supports are like yo bro! Bro! Just dodge everything I don't want to have to actually do my job or the guy from last game
Yo, we started a worthless dog shit fight
Come to the fight so that we can do a worthless horrible fight.
But dude, I hate... Stop pushing the wave!
I will AFK. I will leaf stop hitting the wave
Like like why why are we pushing bro?
But yet again he just doesn't...
I don't know man. I feel like Braum players might... This guy might have a lobotomy.
Oh my god.
Okay. Oh my god he did it. He ate the hook.
Holy fuck, he ate the hook.
Am I like a Scripter? No, I mean I'm walking in a straight line.
Like why aren't... what are you doing?
Why don't you just Q that guy.
Oh my god, I have cancer.
How do I have more CS than this? Hey!
Like, this is crazy.
I mean, I don't know.
I am tilted as fuck right now. Alright, I'm less tilted.
Well, I'm still a little tilted but you know,
I'm less tilted.
MutePikey BM'd me? Bro, I couldn't care less if people be on me
Like imagine you're a fucking pro football player and you're at a park
and you drop a pass,
and some guy bms you who's like
some bum on the sidewalk
on a bench.
Let's say you drop a pass as a full-
Playing for fun at a park on a Saturday,
As a pro football player. You drop a random pass
And then like you get BM'd
By like a bum sitting on the bench, smelling like old cabbage.
It doesn't really matter.
Oh! Like, I feel like being upset by people calling me bad in LoL is something that...... like i mean i just would have to be super insecure does it get better than this uh so so Wait, what am I watching?
I've literally pinged to go in five times
and he's standing behind me.
How many more times do I have to ping?
I said, Go in! Go in! Go in! Go in!
He's standing way back here.
I'm like dive, dive, dive, dive.
Caitlyn has no net. D dive, dive, dive. Caitlyn has no net. Dive,
dive, dive! All he had to do was tag Caitlyn
one time.
This is wild
dude. Like support
players are literally children with no idea how the world works
cradled by their daddy 80 carries
you are crazy people. so Worth it.
I'm just going as ham as I can, I don't care about waves or any of that shit.
I'm just fighting man, I don't care about waves or any of that shit.
I'm just fighting, man! I don't care.
Supports are good players. You're just...
I mean, you're wrong.
Listen,
I respect
good support players.
Well, let's not like...
I mean...
I mean, You know...
The kicker is part of the football team
but are we going to say
the kicker is, you know...
Like ehhh. I got that! You know, like is the kicker actually good? having a super good high range kicker's OP. I agree!
That's what i'm saying. Having a good kicker wins you football games, right?
Consistency all that shit. You win-you win games with good kicker Where is my Braum right now?
Braum.
Braum, what are we doing, Braum?
Can you just walk up and hit the fucking Rengar?
Oh my god. It's like... this is crazy. Cool.
Like I was saying, it's really good to have
a really good kicker, right?
There's nothing wrong with that
like people would love having a
consistent great kicker
but i want you to think about something
do you really notice if the kicker is bad, but the rest of the team is good very often?
Not really. Like maybe, but not to the extent that you would think.
But a good support is very noticeable and it's very helpful for the team
just like a good kicker is very helpful to the team. They'll never miss,
they'll always have good pressure, great kicks,
great kickoffs, etc., but if you have
a bad kicker...
You notice it, but not as much as if you have a good one.
Supports aren't as important as people think. think until they're really good then
they're fucking Thanos okay No following these foot steps. Hmm.
Oh, I'm dead.
I mean, yeah...
Again,
Braum's just hanging out by himself.
I'm gonna keep doing that,
by the way.
I'm in the mood to just troll. Like. I'm in the mood to just troll.
Like, I'm in the mood right now to just play super Limit Testy on Draven
because I haven't played Draven
in years or months.
Months.
I'm in the mood
to just play Limit Testy. If my supports want to be retarded and want
to stand by themselves in a corner and jack off you do your boys i'm gonna test my ass off Support players will learn to stay with their AD Carry, or they will sit in low hero for life I'm going to try and get the first one. oh
braum is doing it again. here we go I'm gonna be real. AHHHHH!
I'm gonna be real...
That one was my fault.
I mean, it wasn't my fault that I died immediately, but it was my fault that I didn't kill the Rengar.
I dropped my axe when I flashed.
See? That's why I'm limit testing. Because I shouldn't be dropping my axe like that.
Cause' I penta that. if i don't ulti either
i shouldn't have altered right away either i should just saved ults and i killed them all That was just my B. Wait, let's fight this. Come here! uh perfection uh so um uh so so I'm just gonna keep fighting, by the way.
Lillia's an idiot.
I don't know why she's farming but eh, you do you.
Like I said, I gotta shake the rust off my old mechanics...
So if I gotta shake the rust off of my mechanics i gotta fight first fight I'm not gonna go to this dragon bro. This is such a bad trick i mean it's gone I mean, I don't know what to say about that. uh okay trucks Okay, trucks. uh Not bad, bro. Not bad, bro.
Not bad!
Not bad at all.
Okay. Settle. I don't do settle. so uh um so Oh shit. oh Are Lillia's addicted to farming her own jungle instead of fighting for the enemy jungle. I mean, right there was just like... Obviously we shouldn't be fighting that.
I'm trying really hard to force fights.
I'm forcing fights on purpose, right?
Places to go, me to see.
Why thank you! um so Hmm. hmm
you know what let's just start brown more uh My Braum's gonna go solo that guy.
What a fucking beast.
Holy fuck!
Like, what is this? Why- why's my Braum
gonna go solo their team? Oh wow, well played!
Aatrox has 1v9!
I don't even think you need it Braum to be honest. Homie's smurfing damn uh let's admire me for a bit in a place like this so
i might die here. I gotta wait for Brom.
No following these footsteps. I mean, I'm just gonna push.
I'm gonna live and test this.
If my Braum wants to sit mid by himself like a feel free bro
you feel free don't be jealous uh oh uh so so 25 you see though why it doesn't matter that some random dude make fun of you and at the park
doesn't matter so so Oh, my God. hey why don't brahms stay
the guy just stayed that's wild. Let's do this.
What in God's fucking name is my team doing why are you guys fighting um I will never understand the Elo's want to permafight.
It is just something that I don't understand.
Better than this...
HURRAH! so What am I... Dragon will win the game, who cares? Like sincerely it doesn't fucking matter.
Now this is that move. priorities, man. They're literally
struggling to clear everything
and my team is like
we better secure the dragon real quick.
You really don't have to, man.
Okay. real quick it's like you really don't have to man like what is this?
Like, what are we doing?
This is what I mean.
People are so bad at league
like what is happening right now they have one turret
we have baron and my team's like no man we have to secure
bot push and dragon.
Like what is people's fetish with playing the game longer than you have to?
If they are doing Dragon when we're sieging this turret, it's a 5v4 and we literally just win. We force the turret down and take this turret.
Like what is even happening right now?
I don't get it bro.
This hero has no macro like they just i don't even know what to say I mean, okay. We just won't do the objective. so You have slain an enemy.
An enemy has been slain.
What do you mean, how do you wake up dead?
I mean, you do you wake up dead?
I mean, you go to sleep alive and then you wake up dead.
What are you saying?
Oh yeah, that's cool! so I Just got flamed by the pike
Yo Pike bro i just got flamed by the pike yo pike bro
holy shit why are you so bad He's so mad. Dude, he's
so mad.. Dude, I haven't seen somebody that angry
in a while at the opposite
team. Especially
when I didn't say a single thing.
Like if I was flaming him,
I'd get it but like
I didn't type a single word.
Man
man was
telling me to kill myself in all chat.
And I didn't type a single word.
That's how you know, you've reached... That's how- that's how you know you've reached...
That's how you know you've made it.
You know, am I wrong?
Tell me.
I feel like that's how you know you've made it in streaming.
When you have people who
you don't even know who they are,
they just hope you kill yourselves.
You know?
You don't interact with them
once. You never talk to them.
You know what I mean?
Like, you don't have a fucking thought about them in your head
and they're contemplating wanting you to die.
I feel like I'm winning, you know i thought he got to win that's a dub
i impacted him so much he feels that way Okay. League of Legends
never change Never change.. Oh. oh yeah the draven's kind of fun though i'm not gonna lie
i don't know why like i'm shaking off the rust a bit but it is kind of fun like Draven hit very hard. Hard hit? Me like..... I mean, I used to be at Draven main fucking eight years ago.
No.
He's banning Draven.
No!
What champ should we play, guys?
The D has been banned What champ should we play, guys?
The D has been banned.
Now that the D has been banned, what should we play? Okay. Callista Smulder!
I don't know about Callista Melio.
I mean, I'm sure it's fine but...
...I dunno how good it sounds.
Like what am I gonna do? Throw Melio into them with my ult? Hmm. I mean, Lucian Newell is good. Caitlyn...
Hmm.
I feel like I've played so much meta
you guys deserve me to not play
super meta champs.
Because I feel like I've played so much meta champs
you guys might deserve
some non-met meta champs so let's play a lucian game I mean, I'm rushing Essence Weaver right?
If I rush Essence Weaver do I want to get Absorb Life?
It's So good.
Yeah, but I can't pick Calista when
they pick Poppy.
So like this guy picking Poppy
pretty much made me not be able to play
Kalista.
I don't know if you've ever tried
to play Kalista into Poppy, but let's just say it doesn't really go well typically.
I should take cleanse here 100%, but I'm going to ego.
And, I'm going to regret it, but I'm going to ego... No, absorb life is super OP. I take it on almost every AD.
If i don't need presence of mind for champions, Luciusion is just way too mana heavy until you get Essence River.
He's ultra-ultra-mana heavy until Essence River.
It's like Draven right? It's the same idea.
Like you need
presence of mind on champs
or you have to go essence waver
because like Draven
you're spamming too much mana
Lucian you're spamming
too much mana
but I do go Absorb Life
on, like, Trist, right? Like, Trist I go it...
Uh, I do it on...
Who else do I do Absorb Life on?
I know it's Tristana, sometimes Jinx.
Uh... I know there's more.
Varus, I absorb life.
MF, you take absorb life.
Okay. just need a tummy because it doesn't seem like a lot because it's not uh
it's not obvious value right away right
because it's not obvious value right away people don't think it's very good.
But it is very good. now she feels cold
let's see if they walk through i haven't done this bush cheese in a while while.
Ooh! Not bad.
It worked.
Yeah, I haven't done that cheese in a bit.
That was some of that dank stanky chase.
Okay. of that dank stanky chase
oh this song slaps Oh, I didn't mean to use best hit.
Oops.
We did miss three melees so my...
Ooh, that was a good shield. Because we missed three melees, so my... Ooh that was a good shield.
Because we missed three melees, my fucking... no No!
Don't do it.
Damn, I actually could have lived.
Dude, that was so close. I even did a short dash into the wall.
So close. What tree is Bloodline in Inspiration? It's in Precision.
Yeah, I mean Lillia's probably here but we gotta push the wave in. We can't just have it sit here forever. Also, if Lilia ganks right now she's only level 3? Maybe 4?
It wouldn't be that big of a deal. Wait, this Caitlyn still hasn't bought. i'm sure it's fine If you can't run from it, you might as well shoot it. I actually think I killed that guy there if I played that perfect. I had like a very, very slight
push white uh what a push different What the fuck is this Caitlyn doing?
Why are you still here, bro?
I mean we win this. It's fine. That's where I fight the big. so I mean, we should be able to dive these guys. We just need Brands
but...because Lillia's covering them right now so we can't dive.
But what they're doing is illegal, them staying like this? That it's super illegal. Damn.
Dude, I wanna stay for BF. I'm doing it.
I don't care.
Terrible tempo... But I'm staying for BF. I don't care terrible tempo but i'm staying for bf i
don't want to go back and buy a Caulfield's fucking crit cloak.
Like name of worse buy than caulfield's crit cloak on your back
just like name it i'll wait like that it's so bad.
Three motes?
Okay well I mean that's yeah that's worse i i don't know i don't know what three moats were
built into but like i feel you
oh caitlyn made a mistake she's her net she's netted for fun oh well Hmm.
Maybe I should back. Hmm.
Maybe I should back.
I mean, that's not gonna freeze it's fine.
Is Ember Glaive an AP item? No, it's literally Lethality.
Are you... are you okay
hello
wait i have a jungler?
Wild.
Burn in one man so uh yeah Lilia's here.
I don't know where she is.
Is she in here?
She trying to do dragon?
Is she in our jungle? Like, where'd she go?
I just saw her
worse yet huh
damn i have no idea where she is
that's where i just saw her man.
We should fight this actually though.
Oh! We should fight this?
A thousand percent.
Let's do it!
Mirio!
Mirioooooo! meal y'all Whatever. I'm gonna go to my Essence River. Oh, yeah boys we are just We juice in all right We juicing.
All right, lads.
I'm going to need chat
to wake up a little bit and stop working.
Why? Because I fucking said so.
Okay. Why? Because I fucking said so. Oh, the track!
Run in, run! of the track Nothing is painful as seeing something good, no bad. The fuck? one shot I really want to dive, but like... I would need Melio to dive with me. okay Yeah, Emilio's not a great choice this game but i mean maybe he's a one-trick you know we never know so um How are they allowed to do this, by the way? Oh man I mean I miss misplayed but...
I'm not gonna NOT play forward. Like...
My Brandis must be drunk right?
No flame! This guy has to be
fucking drunk.
My man's been wandering
around.
He's been wandering
around like a little lost puppy for like five minutes now I swear junglers miss so many opportunities to win games for laners by not looking at lanes.
Like, the second you start noticing when people are getting low in lane and you go and you just like finish
them off under the turret...
The second you start doing that, it becomes
so fucking easy.
Like, the the games just become face roll so like how low have these guys been right the whole game
bro like i can't even fight man
don't worry guys my brand is on his 10th full clear folklore in, folklore in jungler. He's chillin', gettin' his folklore on. Oh yeah! Oh yeah full clear and brand your beast.
Fifteen-four clear barely ahead of Lillia. Good work, friends!
That's the doobie.
Remember that jungleler we talked to earlier when I was like, hey you should come dive mid
and he was like, I don't think that's the correct play
I feel like junglers
don't understand how to play league
but i mean we know that so there's no point in raging about it Rampage!
Like, where's my Melio?
Why does nobody play with their team?!
I can't get over the wall
just walk around um so to these guys I'm going to use the same method as before. um so I don't know how you guys want me to help that. I'm not fully sure why Nealio didn't just walk around.
Wait, what am I watching? And then what's this?!
Yeah my brand has to be high!
No he HAS to be high. No, he has to be high.
What am I watching?
Oh! Holy mother of smokies!
We do be in that low ego, boys.
That Poppy, guys.
He was out of nowhere.
Man, I'm not gonna lie.
Brand is burning something.
IRL.
It is in his brain.
Pass it, bro, so I can not feel like I'm also fucking losing my mind. so I appreciate the content. I appreciate you.
Okay... We don't have any vision but like it
brand's like yo guys hold my beer oh I legitimately
almost fucking pissed myself there.
It was close!
Wait, I wonder if I...
Okay hold on, I have a theory.
Oh throwing my ulti and watching the world combust LaMalle.
Yeah, Brand is high as fuck.
Guys... guys
my boy brand is very high how can you do that
what is it fancy word for someone with nothing to lose is so is your team has destroyed the turret I'd really rather just breaker so so
oh a little bit of the old dust arena
yeah this sets actually kind of a beast that What's that? I don't know if you can hear me, man!
You're a fucking monster.
I like your name too, Dildo Baggins.
My man... my man Elo? Oh, this is not my unranked account. I never changed my...
I never changed my... I never changed
my fucking
title.
I'm sorry, bro.
This is pretty low-eat-low.
We're in like D4,
D3.
I mean the game's
it's not like
we're not in like
golds but we're not in, like, golds.
But we're definitely, like, you know...
We're not in, like...
Master Jim Chow on this account.
So, like, the game quality is, like, above average but not, like the game quality is above average but not high elo yet.
Anyway welcome to the stream men!
I'm still teaching the game and shit so you're welcome to hang out if not that's
cool too I'm old so I understand I feel like i'm biden in league of legends somehow i'm still here and i don't know how What the fuck? what the Oh, I split from Melio.
My bad.
Wait, why are we doing this though?
This is weird.
Oh shit the double split push!
Yo enemy team!
Guys I think you're losing your base
The entire enemy team
fucking came to kill me top
and it's like, oh shit
I guess your base is gone
You guys just got
fucking jubilated.
You said play
three? Try and hit Emerald? A, you got this, man.
I mean, if you're 17 and 1 in your last
18 games bro you're a beast
That's a pretty good win rate
You'll definitely hit plot if
your emerald if you're doing that you got this bro
man low evil games are so
weird because they just
I swear to god
anything below Grandmaster this is what happens
it doesn't matter what elo you're in
it just gets slightly different.
It gets very slightly, slightly, slightly
different because everybody
gets a little bit better every elo.
Gold is not as good as Platinum.
It's not as good as Emeralds and stuff like that.
But they all do the same
net thing of
16-17
minutes rolls around and then they just
don't know what the fuck to do and run in circles
and go crazy
It is insane
like early game nobody knows what they're doing either
like uh this brand could have dove ball lane 30 fucking times that game.
The enemy Cait was under turret
1 HP for like half the game, but I couldn't dive
because Lilia was just 2v3-ing us
in lane.
This shit was rough, man.
Yeah I think that's all you guys' issue is.
Like legitimately,
I've seen gold players that are pretty good.
I've seen black players
that are pretty good.
I've seen emerald players
that are pretty good, right?
They're not bad.
I've played against
good players in lower elos.
The problem that a lot of players
in lower elos have is you guys just get lost.
You guys are like
fucking...
What's that dude from One Piece
who always gets lost?
Why can't I think of his name? Swordsguy.
I don't know why I can't think of him, but you're like
him. You literally just
spam get fucking
lost every five
seconds. Every game, Zoro, yeah
you guys are like Zoro in one
piece. You walk
around, you know what the plan is
okay this is my plan
we're gonna take a turret, you're like okay this is my plan. We're gonna
take a turret we're going to rotate
and then somehow you end up at grubs
at like 15
minutes of game you are at rift herald
when like the enemy's 5 manning your bot and you're like what the Herald when, like, the enemy's five-manning your bot
and you're like,
what the fuck am I doing?
Or you end up
with the enemy Gromp
at, like, 17 minutes
for no reason.
And you're like,
why am I here?
Do you guys think
you guys just, like... It almost feels like it's a follow the leader.
That's what it kind of feels like.
It feels like you guys follow the leader,
and if one person goes for a a play you'll drop everything mid game
and run to that place that's what it kind of feels like That's why when you guys see me not walking to plays, and I get flamed...
...I'm not making the wrong call.
When I'm just pushing a side lane or doing something,
randomly coin flip fighting all day every day
is such bad habits
because that's why people get stuck in ELOs, right?
People will get stuck in ELOs because they don't have the fundamentals of how to actually win
the game. They just want to fight and then as soon as you get
a point where your mechanics can't carry you through fighting or you're not good
enough for 1v9 games
through mechanics. That's where
everybody gets stuck in Diamond, Emerald,
Masters. People get stuck over and over again because
they don't actually know how to play
the game. They just fight.
You're the Caitlyn? Hey, GG's man.
I mean, Melio
Elution is a pretty hard win
and your Nami died twice at like level 2 or level 1 so that's not very good. You had a pretty rough start.
I think you did fine, man.
You were like what? 4-1 at one point? Oh, you did great.
Sometimes you just can't do shit as an AD.
It's not your fault.
Like that early fight
where you baited me with barrier was really,
really good.
I thought because I like played it perfect and I still barely died.
I was like damn it.
The only thing I would say for you, Kate is one thing.
I noticed that he did very,
very wrong when you killed me on that play where
you were like freezing the wave.
You need to just recall so one thing
that you did very wrong
in the early game is
when you got that advantage by killing me
you stayed
under the turret because technically you could
right like we can't die but if brand was
like playing properly you would have just lost
like straight out you just lose because if you're under turn at like 30
and you haven't bought anything you're just gonna die you're under turn at like 30% and you haven't bought anything,
you're just going to die.
You're going to go dove.
You're going to lose the wave
and then the waves are going
to crash back on us
and we're just going to freeze it
and you're going to lose.
Yeah, no, that's...
It's hard.
It's hard to know how to back. I'm going to tell you right now sometimes you just hit the back button.
That came out really mean it wasn't meant to.
It is that simple
like when you didn't like you just have to like sack the wave and just back
like if i'm dead and I can't pressure the wave,
If you just killed me,
Just immediately back And go get full HP and mana
And come back to land.
Because if you buy,
You can pressure me super hard sorry I wasn't meaning to ignore you guys by the way.
The one loss? You got turbo fed? Yeah, 80 carry is not a super consistent climbing
role. Unless you duo.
Like, if you duo Q,
AD Carry's broken.
I could probably climb to GMm like 80 90 one right if
i'm duo with a high yellow support just because of how broken bot lane is okay hold on i don't know what the hecker maroons are. Give me a sec. So, Okay, I think this is correct.
I just copied the guy
I played with a few days ago who had like the 90%
win rate hyper.
I just went to his op.gg
and copied him, so
I'll take his word for it.
Yeah, honestly if you want really
just like critical
advice Sally
I would say the biggest thing if you want really just like critical advice, Sally.
I would say the biggest thing that I noticed that a lot of AD carries struggle
with in Diamond and Masters is
you guys have good mechanics.
You guys have pretty decent farming in Diamond Masters.
You guys' problem
in lane phase is that you don't know when to back.
Like,
people are like perfectionists
and people think that you're not
allowed to back unless your wave is perfect
or something, but
sometimes you just have to back
when you know a play is going
to happen.
Right? Like, say Dragon's coming up or something, or say your jungler's pathing down
and you want to be able to dive
There's a lot of factors that happen
in League where you're just like
sometimes you'll be like okay i'm just gonna back
i have 1300 gold i'm going to try and push the wave in
and back or i'm going to try and just if i kill them or i force a trade and
i get them to back i'm just going to back and force
the back i think that's a really, really big thing
i do notice with a lot of uh... 80 carries around that evil wrench.
I mean, I did it for a long time. Like don't even worry about- I still do it.
I still do it by the way. I still do it.
Like I'll autopilot and be like fuck I should be back Like, I still will not...
Like, I'll autopilot and I'll be like, fuck.
I should be backing right now.
So it's just developing the habit.
You have to develop
the habit to back
without thinking about it almost
Why is this in second nature which just comes with practice that's all it is
But I mean you played well, I thought you're playing right yes That's all it is.
But I mean, you played well! I thought you played great.
It was fun.
That game was just hard because
you got team gapped.
The brave call... team deft.
Hope you're making bank off this 4 AD, bro? Oh the adds! Yeah. Sorry i gotta play ads sometimes when i
blew first uh i mean
ah i feel like wraith start on hecarim is just really good I don't know.
I feel like Wraithstar on Hecarim is just really good. Wait, am I gonna get invaded?
I just noticed it's a fucking Lee Sin on versus men.
Ooh.
I Sen'um versus men. Ooh. I should have warded
my camps.
Okay. Can I kill this guy? Welcome to the League of Draven. Got him!
Yo, Mahari. They gave you the tier 1 sub.
Appreciate it a lot man. Welcome back.
Wait, do you ever get refillable pot on junglers or am I
trolling?
I feel like you never do.
I feel like this is really trolling.
Okay. this is really trolling
okay i don't know why i said welcome back by the way i'm i'm tired dude oh i just wasted my w please tell me lee's not here. Oh thank god! so dude hecarim's so chill you just look around the map and spam q
wait a second, Hecarim's broken!
Like you literally don't have to like do anything. Look at this! Wait... I suck.
I should have juped that.
Surely this guy dies, right?
Oh no he's gonna W to his teammate.
Oh no...
OH NO! Oh no guys, they're so well get in there as oh
No
Why the heck refuse to ping?
I know we're not blaming, like...
I know we're not blaming you dying on a ping right like that's not happening Yo guys, yo guys I'm- team? Team. Team? Team, team, team, team, team. What are we doing uh you guys like how i bought that refillable and then immediately sold it on my first back
i am a jungle connoisseur just saying
yeah i thought so. wait there's no way he just got to walk away right?
Like, no shot. so Like, what is happening? A block! What am I watching?! Wait a minute.Blanc is actually blind.
Nah, that's insane by the way!
Like she unironically just AFK'd four feet from the fight.
She wasn't even fighting a Kali,
she started to fight after we died
jungle is canon wait you're 0-2.
How do you... wait, you are literally 0-1 Pantheon.
And the only reason I'm behind is quite literally...
Because Lee Sin invaded?
Why am I being- See, this is what I mean. Okay listen to the lesson.
If you guys are in a game of League of Legends,
okay? And you are 0-2
as your lane, like
whatever lane you're in, you should not
be focused on other people's lanes.
You should be focused on yourself.
Because I'm gonna be real,
I have a scaling mid who's getting shit
on, I have a top lane who's not
rotating, and I have a
bot lane who rotated one time,
but they rotated super late
and then blamed me for not pinging
that they should've rotated faster.
So instead of noticing themselves,
they got mad that I didn't ping faster.
So like...
And I'm auto-filled right? So I'm okay with just chillin'.
I'm dead.
Also, I just wanna say...
...I don't like saying this stuff but I'm almost positive that Lee's ghosting.
Because a lot of people do that shit.
Where they'll just ghost you.
Wait, that's bad.
It's why I don't jungle without delay on stream.
But, like, autofilled so I'm like ah fuck it right?
Mid open 9x heck.
Damn my Owen
3 Pantheon who rushed Tabby's
seems to be very angry right now.
But yeah, the fact that Lee Sin
walked to this camp right here, by the way.
He walked to directly where I was
standing tells me he's probably ghosting.
Because earlier
in the fight... Earlier in the game, right?
If he was
he has no reason to like do that
because i don't really care that he's ghosting if he is
like it's not a big deal to The problem is our support is like ultra gapped and somehow nasa says 36 cs
wait 30 he has less than me It's funny because Nasus actually...
Nasus counters Yasuo. It's like one of his biggest counters
Because all you have to do is wave clear, get enough
stacks so that you can just all win him when he when
you hit six and yasuo can never fight you I'm just playing for fun, man. I do not rest.
Hurt, rot, despair so Man, I should have wish I had ult.
XD I am beyond death.
Yo, Hecarim kind of smurfs the Void Grubs right?
Did you just hit them all?
Wait why am i taking so much fucking damage? so like holy i'm taking so much damage so on a good note they only have one drake. XD
Oh, guys!
There is a... we sit over here.
... so I think I messed that mechanic up. I think I had a good fear, but I think I fucked up my...
I think I could have killed that guy without worrying too much about it.
Oh! Ezreal got shit on.
Okay. Oh, Ezreal got shit on. okay an enemy has been slain
we got three crabs or three grubs and we got fucking uh...
Go over what we got.
We got three grubs, cancer.
We have plenty of cancer. We got plenty of cancer.
And a dragon.
Not bad.
Why would we ever fight that?
Okay. ever fight that No, I'm not fighting that guy bro. Zyra's behind him dude! I'm having fun.
I'll be real, I'm gonna hit no.
This Pantheon's kind of a and
i'm kind of having fun playing hecarim And we're on the board
he stole my camp. so what a dick, man.
This guy really hates happiness.
But he's just frustrated.
By the way, am I ever supposed to go Eclipse?
Like did I go with the right build?
I feel like Eclipse is probably fun Dude, I can't even walk into my own jungle.
What the fuck?
It's literally like fucking
constant dick in my ass.
What the fuck? constant dick in my ass so You guys are fucking sweating on me.
What is happening, guys?
Do you guys realize like you don't have to walk at me on repeat right now
rights that's not like it's not a sort of requirement jesus christ so oh Why would we not fight?
We should fight something.
An enemy has been slain. I mean, we could...
Ooh.
I think we should try and fight here maybe? Stack up my Q.
Dude, that guy tried to steal my camp too!
What is wrong with you people
it wasn't enough that you guys fucking entered your lanes you gotta come steal my camps give me a break Can I actually kill Zyra 1v1?
I don't think so.
Like, I don't think so like i don't know but
i have to assume no so so so Got him! you have been slain just wait dude i swear to god if those two guys weren't being like gross for cosplay standing in the corner watching i actually think we win that. Yeah, I think I can kill Z i can if i dodge Bro, my Pantheon
isn't warding
and I'm getting all of
my camps stolen.
What? And I'm getting all of my camps stolen Just stop guys so That was a terrible play by Mr. Pantheon.
Oh, I see what he was doing. He's trying to get everybody that forfeit.
Like,
he pinged that he was gonna go in
so everybody would forfeits oh he was trying to intentionally
feed okay real talk though there's absolutely no way they can do Baron right now, right?
So I think we just chill?
We're scaling pretty well!
What am I supposed to get next? Do I keep getting... If you go the Lethality build, do you just perm-go Lethality?
Probably. Probably?
This guy goes fucking opportunity, which seems insane. Oh, fuck. I mean, we need a ward.
Oh, pants stew in my croaks instead of warding.
No, that's cool.
Now yeah warding is stupid I agree. Warding sucks man.
Yeah go get my camps
Like you gotta love this type of shit.
I got ignited. Oh she one shot that guy though yeah
i'm telling you this game is actually winnable if pantheon just plays
like no joke if Pantheon just played the game we would actually win
Like high-key we would definitely win if panth played
Like look at this they're just inting.
He's just isn't tilting.
My Ezreal is also full HP, full mana.
He's full
HP, full mana and he's not trying to
fight them.
Like my team is just playing so...
For lack of a better word?
Like pussies.
They're taking my camps...
Like they're essentially
taking my camps...
Playing like absolute pussies.
And not even using the gold that they are getting from my camps to play the game.
Oh yeah! We're gonna go ahead and...
Maybe we shouldn't take my camps, bro.
Huh?
I'm confused.
You take 50 of my camps but i take one wave and you're mad so so
because what i mean like what is happening here like
i'll be real i don't even have wards man.
My Pantheon went bots so wait what is this Oh!
What is happening?
I was having fun before, but like this is crazy. You guys aren't even trying to win!
If people are trying to win, I'm down right?
I am always down...
I'm always down to play League when people are trying
to win whether the game is good or bad.
But like this Pantheon is literally just griefing for fun.
Ezreal is just –
like I don't know if he's bad, good or trying to troll.
Nasus is really bad and LeBlanc is good but refusing to actually play the game.
Like I said, it's always confused me
why people queue League
if they don't want to play League.
People have this idea that League of Legends should only be played if you're ahead.
But it's a game, there are going to be winners and losers every game you know what i'm saying like it doesn't make sense so That guy walked all the way bot to try and take my fucking thing.
And then Ezreal's pushing top! so Look at my anthrail
like he's farming
we're fighting them and
he's farming you can't make this up so so huh
how am i the highest level on the team Holy shit!
I mean, i'm just gonna force we just have to go in. I am real. i think we lose points i think it's doomed. GG.
I feel kind of bad because like...
You know when you see somebody say something so
retarded that like you kind of actively feel
bad because you feel like if you call them out
they're gonna look more retarded.
I feel like I can't really blame the Pantheon because it'd be like making
fun of a kid
on the short bus.
That's what making fun of Diamond players has become to me.
I'm just making fun of low-hanging fruit.
They can't help it, they're just retarded.
Right? Like, they're stupid.
There's nothing wrong with it, it just that like, they're dumb.
So if I keep pointing out how dumb they are, I feel bad. Like, it's kind of sad. so so I mean, it's no worries though.
I mean, honestly
that game was
I think we played fine considering
considering we had three losing lanes with no Lee Sin impacts.
Top mid jungle all lost, or top mid AD all lost their lane
with no impact from Lee at all because Lee was just invading me considering that like i'm pretty okay with it
it is what it is i should report this guy though he was typing so much
yeah like i mean like I said guys
the Pantheon wasn't trying to play
the game
he played bad
his ego got hurt
and
look at this guy's fucking OP.gg.
He's got 300 games played, 54% win rate,
hard-stuck diamonds for the entire split he's been hard-stuck D1 or hardstuck peaking
D1 one LP.
Normally I wouldn't flame somebody like this because
if he's trying his best to improve, I don't give a fuck
but he literally gave up at three
minutes into the game because he has fucking mental illness.
So, like, fuck this guy, right?
Like...
If 300 games played and you can't climb
but you're just
hovering the same elo in 300 games. This is sad, dude.
But you're just bad.
I'm sorry. I mean, Sadie Carey is the same.
He has a negative win rate.
Negative win rate 300 games.
Taking touchdowns win rate 300 games taking TP Ezreal going 7.8 CS per minute as TP Ezreal like I don't know. This is embarrassing.
But you guys should feel...
We need to bring back shaming.
Not in a toxic way. Not in like a toxic way,
but like in a way where people feel
like they're being shamed.
Right? Like this is embarrassing
and you should feel bad about this.
Like we need to...
It's D3?
Yeah, but he still
deserves to be shamed.
If the guy who makes 10K a year pushes a kid,
are you just going to let it happen?
Shame him like you would the fucking movie star.
Everybody gets shamed.
Do something stupid, get told you're being stupid.
There's no like just assuming that it's okay because
they're dumb it just seems stupid
like if you're bad at league just don't type. Just be okay being bad. Right? There's no downside. It's just like...be okay with it.
It's so fucking annoying.
Whatever, I mean, I don't really care. I'm just bitching to bitch.
Shaco supports?
Man!
Just when I was like, dude, let's have fun
and play AD. This guy walks in
fucking Shaco.
Oh... This guy walks in fucking Jacob. I don't care.
Alright, what are we playing, guys?
Kind of wanted to play Draven.
I've been having fun playing Draven, but...
Twitch?
Twitch is like hard to just blind pick.
Yeah. Twitch is like hard to just blind pick.
Because there's so much stuff that shits on him right now.
And if I have a Shaco support, I'm gonna have pretty much zero...
Like ZERO fucking way of playing Twitch this game.
Like let's say they pick Ashe and like...
Let's say they pick fuckin' Ashe fucking Ash Melio or some shit.
I just lose, right? Or they pick like Ash Karma.
I just lose.
Kekarma, I lose.
Bushinami,
I lose.
Yeah. Lucian Ami at lose what sounds fun?
I think that's a Maokai support.
Ooh!
Let's do Xayah this split yet.
But she's actually not that bad right now.
Like high key, she's pretty good.. What are the runes everybody's going? Let me see.. wait why would you not go this?
Like I just auto-potted my runes for a second.
I'm like... Because I'm looking at pro players, right?
Why did this guy...
Why did Prince not go jack-of-all-trades?
What are you doing?
Why? What are you doing? I would say Ruler goes jack of all trades.
And it's good. Like Jack of all trades is super good.
Like, genuinely it's one of the most overpowered
runes in the game right now.
It's funny because nobody actually researches this shit
I do cause i'm a huge loser
but there is no...I should actually put out some, you know, I should actually
start making content like a good streamer
and start telling people what's
I've called what's OP how
many times over the last two years?
How many times have you guys seen me call out what's going to be
op or what's op like day one of a new patch and i just don't make content
and then like two months later people are like dude this is really good.
Straight up.
I'm gonna go get some crackers, baby.
Oh yeah like I said nobody goes this jack of all trades.
Like I feel like...I literally just copied the prose. I don't even know why people don't do it.
The only people I see
take OP runes is
the fucking Korean players
will cook with the new runes every time a new rune
happens.
They'll cook a bit, and
the rune is always OP. I prefer to work at night because, you know, the sun.
Right?
Yuck!
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear! what I'm really here. yeah
i really hate anyone who's not me or robots no No!
Why did I not take
W level
2? I'm so
bad. I panic E!
I meant to take...
We both suck.
It's fine, we both suck.
Okay. suck it's fine we both suck magic there you go we both suck man if i got w there i double kill him
listen i'm tired i'm not locked in right now at all Wait, let's see if the Maokai walks over my feathers. Seriously, though.
You know what it was?
Okay, you guys aren't gonna believe me when i say this okay when we were taking that fight
like i know this is going to sound completely like i made this up just now i promise i didn't
it's just so stupid i didn't want to say it when we were taking that fight i had four crackers stuck in my
mouth And I was trying to focus on chewing the crackers without choking.
I know, it sounds ridiculous but it's the god honest truth.
I stuffed my fat face with four crackers and I was trying to like not choke on them as we got into like a
random fight That was too easy. so
what is going on with my mouse man stop What the fuck?
Yo, fuck off.
I'm getting zoned off my wave by a fucking sapling man
Dude I am playing so bad. Like we should have won this lane off of Maokai inting earlier...
But I'm just playing so fucking bad.
Alright time to eat some more crackers
have i been on vacation for a little bit god i wish
i barely got money for rent and food right now. You think I can go on vacation? Fucking wish, bro. Sub and donate please.
No, I...
I stream at a different time.
Like, I don't stream at this time ever.
But lately I've just been like...
Last month, I streamed the lowest I've streamed in the last four and a half years
And I was like dude, I gotta get back on the grinds
The depression was hitting me like super hard last month, I didn't
want to do anything but lay there and go for a walk. So I was like, fuck it.
You know what? I'm just gonna fucking try my best man.
I said fuck it, I'm just gonna stream a lot. In the month of July we're gonna stream like crazy.
And just try and be happy. Oh. Ooh, this is...
I mean that might have been one of the worst plays
I've ever seen.
Oh Shaco bro what are you doing man?
Don't go in like that what am I watching? And right now, you're going to watch a game with a player who is one of the worst support players I think I've played with in probably 10 years.
And we are gonna try and salvage this game.
This will be a good
teaching experience for you guys.
We're going to try and still win this game,
even with a really bad support player.
Let's see if we can do it
let's let's uh walk in and see if we can stop carry we'll do our best oh me want to what the Okay. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Bro, there's no way he got his W off.
That sucks.
Alright, I take it back. We can just 15.
I'm gonna eat my crackers in shame.
Okay. In shame. I if our existence is everyone else's chaos so be it i'm just gonna afk push the wave if we die we die on I mean, Zyia was a really good pick this game. They have like a ton of dive so...
It's still a good pick!
It's just that we're so far behind.
Okay. so hmm
okay Okay.
My bad.
At least we got the shutdown, but I went to Shaco, so...
That's pretty bad
why is he pushing my wave? The Shaco just...
fucked me harder
than I was already fucked.
What?
Like what are you doing?
Nah, nah, nah, i'm not going back bot
nah that ain't worth going so um I was born with weapon numbers. I'm going to use the same
strategy
as
before
and
then I'll oh that's fun.
I got ulted one inch away from the ulti!
Bro!
Okay. Your turret has been destroyed.
Now!
Ooh, I wasn't finished with these fools yet.
What is wrong? doing? What are you doing bro? Are you mentally ill? Why did you just fly from bot lane to top lane?
What?!
Kindred is below me. Oh no, she's a dragon. Okay. I don't know, Q and AD carry is fun, it's just you do get games like this sometimes where your support will troll.
You've got to be okay with it. troll.
You just gotta kind of like be okay with it.
It is the worst part
of playing AD.
Okay. oh i am so fucking dead.
I need to get a cannon.
Get the cannon!
Got it.
Worth. Cannon secure. worth cannon secured uh
i always wanted to be buried and resurrected in this outfit. Ooh.
Is that a fucking Leandry's Galio?
That actually seems kind of good.
Because, like, he'll be really tanky, right?
I mean AD carry is my favorite role.
It always will be.
It's very strong right now too.
Like, AD carry is strong.
Anybody who tells you AD is weak at the moment
is delusional.
The role is really strong it just has really low agency so it's delusional. The role is really strong,
It just has a really low agency so it feels bad to play.
But that's kind of the trade-off.
The trade-off is like you have a very strong roll
So if your'e the better player and your team does
Like play around you, you just win the game automatically
That's like the trade-off right
I so No! I played that so good.
She's too fed. Man, where'd she get all these kills?
If she didn't have a full two items almost that would have been cool
oh i wasn't finished with these fools My Gwen?
My Gwen does so little damage. Or not my Gwen, my Quinn. How does that guy do
so little damage? Ionians never learn. So, the reason I'm pushing side lane by the way...
Oh.
I'm dead damn
dammit anyway uh I e-goated and started eating a cracker not gonna. Uh, I did not have to die there
I just fucked up
But i did get the cracker and it does taste good
so at least theres silver linings
Uh, what do you gonna say?
Oh yeah. The reason I'm pushing side is like......I should be mid here clearing mid waves.
But the problem is Galio's been like mid and we need to get these turrets.
So in a perfect world I don't die and we just permanently sideway and get back into the game
but that was a nice vacation from the stadium
hey we should fight this Also, question. Why does this Shaco keep getting the shutdowns? That's so unlucky.
Damn.
Like, I could use some of that gold, bro.
We just hit dragon here. That actually wasn't too bad. I kind of want to try and...
I'm going to be honest, I kind of want to min-max our gold here.
I think if they can get dragon without me right now
there's the ms oh that's not good okay Okay, I'm gonna leave.
Go up!
Yeah, I'm leaving. But at least I forced them out to combat
it's not the worst.
Oh, Gwen is going to be a massive problem.
She has been... She has so much gold! gwen is going to be a massive problem she's been
he has so much gold i mean she's been farming all game
she has uh two inner turrets.
Gwen's CS and kills are not indicative of how strong she is, She has so much global gold.
Because she's just been taking turrets and shit Oh.
Hmm...
We need to get a Warden Baron!
Hecarim was like, yo hold my beer I'm gonna ult for Gromp.
Why do we have no vision? Why is my Shaco bot? What is this? Bro they're on baron
what the man Cool, nice play there. Respect. Wait, we should just fight this actually. Okay, I'm gonna be real? I don't think I can help you guys. Good luck!
Yeah, that guy's so tanky bro.
I like how the Quinn decided to bring the guy directly where I was backing.
Yo why are we in this game by the way this is disgusting
i just thought about this like when got gapped we got gaffed bot and our jungler got gapped
wait let's just leave i yeah, they had the better support.
But it doesn't matter because they have
the better jungler and the better top as well.
Like every lane sucks.
We all got gapped.
That's why I'm asking why the fuck are we still in this game? Thanks for ruining it. so I was gonna say. oops your value has been slain
batch now dude i don't know if i can still acquire those guys clear this guys i mean okay
and that's just literally wasted there are Now! One, two... Dude our waves are really bad
we might get another dragon though
all right chat is this game winnable yes or no
yay your name in the chat winnable or not winnable um And if they were going to do Baron, or if they were going to do Dragon, they should Yeah, this is not a good fight by the way. We don't take this fight. We have to give. They needed to just start the Baron, or the Dragon sooner but they didn't.
Like if we were gonna fight for that
after
Sorry not
after. If we were gonna fight for that
on
the like if we were gonna fight for that, we'd fight for that on......
On the like kill
timer that we did.
... well on a good note we almost have our... If you're wondering why I'm taking these camps by the way it's because
It is very likely that Kindred will come up here and just take him anyway. Oh, we got the Yone ult.
That guy solo-ulted Shaco.
That's pretty good.
Yone no ults? Huge!
I really hate anyone who is not me...
or Rakan
I'm just gonna run away 17. This guy's level 17!
Don't worry guys, this guy's 1 HP.
Okay my Quinn finally did something for the first time in this game.
I actually think I could have killed that guy, but I fucked up.
Ooh, Shaco with the solo.
The solo Bolo.
Okay, Quinn goes in, gets one-shot by the MF.
I don't play with map cover? I do on my main, but
I just don't give a fuck about this account.
I feel like people enjoy watching without map cover more than they do with map cover
because it's easier for you guys to see the map and immerse yourselves.
And if I'm not climbing on my main,
I really don't give a fuck if we get ghosted
because it's like, okay, whatever.
You know what?
It's a loss on this account.
It doesn't matter.
Like, I'm trying to win all my games but it's not gonna
like lose me in my mind, you know?
Yo homies.
We gotta get some wards on El Beiroun.
We really wanna do this.
We gotta do it. We gotta push mid and then get some wards on Baron.
I can't believe I... Oh, I think I'm dead.
I am indeed. Oops!
That sucks. Man that happens so much because like for some reason nobody wants to actually cover mid waves as-
That happens to me so much but it's like we can't wait for the wave to crash here
because then they'll just get barren. So we have
to meet the wave here so that we can walk
to barren, right? Because if we don't
meet the wave here, they'll just do
barren while we kill the wave way down here
so you have to four man this wave and fight for this waves that they can't just do baron for free
the problem is i can't as the solo AD carry do that.
I mean, I did and died but I need the team to help me.
I always wanted to be buried in Resurrection City... so Oh, nice engage Quinn.
Ooh well played guys! um
as gallio said you guys are awful that's toxic bro
let me catch you go 10 that's another one of my games geronimo bro i don't know who you are
guys you guys got to understand this account hasn't been diamond in four years.
I don't know who you people are.
Why are we flaming? Like, genuinely.
You did 11,000 damage as a Hecarim.
Why? damage as a Hecarim. Lost every dragon
and full cleared on repeat
while my Shaco support ran it
down five times in a row.
Like, you guys can blame me all you want,
but KDA doesn't show what happened to this game.
Like their Gwen was a monster right our Quinn couldn't sideline versus when we never team fought
We never warded.
We never like played the map.
So you guys be as mad As you fucking want
I'm gonna fuck
The Maokai did out damage
the Hecarim
that's embarrassing
that is really embarrassing bro not gonna lie.. Yeah, I mean me and Shago both fucked up.
That early fight between
me and ShagoBot, the cracker incident?
Bro, we both fucked up so bad.
The problem was that didn't lose us the game.
Sheiko walking into them
two more times to die lost us the game.
Like after we got double killed, he proceeded
to walk into them two- two more times.
Like that's what made the game unplayable. Oh, I got to send something to...
Hold on.
I gotta send something
to T-Split real quick.
Daily reminder.
Yumi smells like spoiled cabbage.
IRL.
Have a nice night.
All right, we're done. Yo, does anybody else spell Yumi with two N's instead of
two U's? Or am I just really stupid?
I've always spelled Yumi with two N's instead of yummy.
I've always called her Yummy over 2 U's, which is like the Yumi.
And recently I started forcing myself
to spell it correctly
so I retrain the brain. Okay.... you you All right, chat. Oh. Yo, you guys have any good like healthy food ideas? I've been trying to eat a little healthier because I've gotten fat. but healthy food tastes terrible.. I don't know. Eating healthy is fine after like a month.
Like once you get past the first month,
you stop craving food.
Like you don't really crave certain foods anymore after a month.
And then your body's just like, oh, time to eat more chicken.
Right?
It's like, oh, time to eat some vegetables.
But the first month is fucking awful i just always want food Okay........... I'm about to turn 30 and this is the first time in my life I've ever watched what I eat. Oh, I've done a lot of health stuff over the over my lifetime
but sometimes you're just like oh time for like a nice
three month like spam gym spammy chicken rice and then you
you lose like 20 pounds and gain 10 pounds of muscle or
like five pounds. And then you're like, oh I feel good! And then you stop doing that
and you just lose it all.
And then it's like uh...you do it all. And then
you do it again.
It's great! Bro, it is 1 a.mam on a Saturday. Right? 1am on a Saturday and I'm in a 7 minute 20 second queue in Diamond 3 MMR Elo.
I don't
physically have an account in lower MMR.
Like, I just want to play League. God damn it.
Like what do I do? Yo, was that up Meow4Coffee? That fucking name.
Yeah I like the little mouse.
Homie's jamming. yo what's your guys favorite uh emote at the moment? Like, put your favorite emote in the chat.
Oh that's such a good emote Master Chief. That's pretty good.
Okay.. Bro, what is this queue time?
Hello?
Hello, excuse me. Would you mind letting me play League of Legends?
Thank you. Oh, we got mid. Yes. What should we play mid lane? I really don't want to first pick mid, but whatever. Hmm... I don't know if
I own
Vel'Koz
I have never once played velkas so i don't know if i own him What am I supposed to go secondary on CAS?.. Oh shit. People use last stand.
I mean, that doesn't seem good.
Wait, what are my verses? Rumble?
Fucking kill me, man.
I think I'm going to go Scorch just because...
It's like a toss-up. Some people go Scorch, some people go Transcendence.
And then the Chinese players
go...
Dude, they really love
their biscuits, don't they?
Look at this.
I swear to God, man.
Even the AD Carry players
whenever they play fucking
in China
just Bisc just biscuits cosmic.
Korea goes
Manaflow, Transcendence
Manaflow Downflow.
Huh! Who knows?
Oh, I'm against Scion Med.
Okay, lowkey, I'm actually okay with Scion Med.
It's better than... I'm okay with Siamud.
It's better than...
Better than going versus Rumble. mind What does cassiopeia like if she if she was to listen to a song
What would cassiopoeia's
ipod play? so Is Cassiopeia listening to some pentakill i can't tell What are we doing? walk around huh uh the whisper so so so
this movement is weird. Like, I can't tell if I suck or this guy
is crazy.
His movement does not make sense. like what okay so Man, come on.
Hecarim's too hard to hit man I should have just uh... I had the win in that first queue.
I should've stayed mid. I tried to roam, but it was like worthless.
I don't know why the Graves left the turret... that didn't make sense I'm going to use the same skill as before, but with a different character. Careful now, I bite you. so so What? My cannon.
This guy's trying to do some boss and law shit.
Wait, he's trying to int between the turrets and then...
he's like attempting to boss law mid.
Well, I don't think he can
Oh Fuck, man. At least I got the Hecarim but... I'm not sure if you can see it in the video, but...
I think if I had a...
Hey what's this? Why is Trundle mid?
What's happening?
What am I watching?
What? I'm not gonna lie, I hate when people do this shit. Where they uh... take your lane and force you to play the other lane. Especially when you're winning! What was that I guess I'm just dead.
I knew he was gonna do that, but like...
Like what?
What is this
what am i watching man
what the What the? He has 13 CS! Wait, how did you go mid? mid I am so confused right now.
I mean,
this is not playable. It was playable until that...
I think Tundra's a win trade
because we sat
in a nine and a half minute queue,
right? We sat in a nine and a
half minute queue, and
Trundle took my lane
after I started winning.
Like, I started winning. Like,
I started winning really hard.
Okay. Then he has 19 CS now. Yeah, i'm almost positive this is actually a winter red
Like I don't think winters happen that much, but this is like...
I'm getting really bad vibes off of this. so messy so so so Now he has 20 CS?
Well, the part that sucks is like Sion actually played it wrong.
I'm kind of frustrated because the Sion played this completely wrong.
Like he's doing it right now but that's because he had...
The Trundle went mid and he over the wave like
trundle forced me to go top and on that top timer the wave got completely every girl is an opportunity
like how's this trndle so much- killer him! I mean, I don't know what to say man.
He is a thousand percent drawing
Your turret has been destroyed it is the wind trade I'm not even kidding.
I called it! Think what I could offer. No, it's 100% a wind tread. Look! Look. The account gets to Hiyolo playing Thresh, and then they play Trundle versus people to win trade the accounts.
Look. Look. the win trade the accounts look could this be boosted no because it happens every season
like this account has no games played this season.
Oh it's on win trade? The Sion has a good win rate!
The Sion is buying wins from the Trundle, so he keeps his winrate.
Because the Sion's not a good player.
Like this guy's trash.
Do you remember how the Trundle
literally went to the mid lane
when I fucked the Sion over,
right?
I told you.
I stopped the Sion's cheese.
Scrundle went to my lane
to make sure
that Sion could continue to cheese.
Why would he do that if
he wasn't win trading the 90% win rate Sion?
Right, like it doesn't make sense.
It says that a wall mistles.
I mean,
I don't know why we're
laughing. This guy is
literally taking
his dick and sticking it inside of you, your girlfriend,
your mother,
and your father is watching
and praying he gets him next.
I don't understand Mr. Graves.
Secrets are sharper than... What is going on bro? Why are we flaming as a diamond player? there. Like, if you're Diamond and you're typing and flaming to people in League,
I got some news for ya man.
Just saying, I-I got some news.
I could get Diamond with one hand tied behind my back playing Yuumi mid. Like, the raw- it's a joke..... See, he will never add me either.
Yeah, that's 100% a win trade. I'll make a ticket and see if it does anything
so damage he's when trading somebody purchased on a website.
OK, listen, there was a discord or a website ticket asking for a win.
Trundle said I have an account.
Oh, I'll log in.
I'll give you a free win like it's a literal win trade
very obvious.. you you What's up? yeah trundle for sure wasn't when trading bro.......................... I like how that guy literally...
I like how that guy just admitted to ghosting.
I mean, I don't realize it.
I don't really care.
That's why I don't hide the minimap.
But when I tell you that every single person ghosts. I don't
think you guys understand
as non-streamers,
I would say out of 10 people
in every game or 9 random people
in every game,
1 per or nine random people in every game, one per game is guaranteed to ghost.
Whether they're on your team
or the enemy team,
you will guarantee
to have one person
ghosting your stream 95 chance that's why i tell you guys, like,
You have to use map cover.
Yeah, I don't use delay because people
Use delay or... Like, if you use delay and you're not
A jungler, you're a pussy.
Okay. delay and you're not a jungler, you're a pussy. I don't care about climbing that much. If I wanted to
climb...
If I wanted to try hard and climb, I would just do it off stream.
Right? Because the whole reason that I
stream is that I get to talk to people.
But if I have a two minute delay...
If I have a two minute delay
to talk to people, why even
stream? It's not fun.
Like, I value the...
Uh...
I really value, like, the interaction with streaming
Not the, like...
I don't give a shit about it, the other shit
That's why, like, if why when I try hard,
I usually just play off stream and I'll
climb up like 700 LP in a week. I mean, you won't find a single streamer that doesn't use a map cover
That's an elite streamer
Every single one of them does
Because it's impossible to not have people ghost
Which... ghosts. Which, I mean, it just comes with streaming, right?
Like if cheaters have an ability to cheat
they're going to cheat.
It doesn't really matter.
It is what it is.
Well, that's why I was telling you last game.
Like, that Sion says he peaked 500 LP Masters, right?
He's never going to get higher than that because even if he has a good win rate,
even if he's whatever...
I just played versus that guy, right?
I'm 13 hours deep into a stream trolling for fun on a champion i don't
play while we had a wind trader go 10 cs at
nine minutes top i mean once you get into like higher elo you just lose
he also duo abuses every game lose. He also
duo abuses every game.
You also can't be
proud of win rate if you duo.
Because if
you duo and you have a high win rate from Duo Q, like personally I think that it negates any win rate that you could possibly have.
Obviously that's my personal opinion but I think if you Duo Q its too's too easy to have high win rate and low elo.
Like here's a good example, right?
That Sion wasn't very good.
This is why I don't give a shit about win rate.
Let me show you something.
This is why I don't care about win rate, okay?
This Sion
duo-queued with the jungler
as a mid laner, right?
He started in silver.
So they're duo-queuing but there's in silver. So,
they're duo-queuing
but they're shitting on
like plat players
and gold players
while their duo queue.
Like this isn't hard.
Like if you're a Masters player in your duo queue
You'll beat everybody in these elos
You'll just shit on them
Right? It happens
It's not hard to be undefeated until you get to your true rank.
It's really not.
That's why I don't care about win rate like people will look up people's win rate like
that gin and be like, oh dude his win
rate is insane or like the guy in my chat
but he's not a good player. He just
played on a new account and spam duo
queued with a random guy
Look at his stats, he has 7 CS
a minute on his
one trick.
... And once he starts getting... He's in diamond.
He's in d4.
TF Blade I respect because like...
TF Blade gets Challenger with 80% win rates and shit.
See?
I can respect the shit out of tired.
I've been streaming for about five and a half hours, so I'm a little tired.
I might call it, actually,
and we'll continue the streams tomorrow.
Kind of want to go lay in bed and see if I can sleep.
What's my GM account?
My highest stream account is
World First, it was like 300 lp uh my highest my gym account is
not going to be said on stream yet because I enjoy not being griefed. Like, I can't explain how nice it feels to not play the game when people don't know who you are.
Like, it's like...
People don't understand streaming
league is not playing league.
A lot of people don't understand that.
If I were to play only off-stream,
I would already be Challenger.
If I took two months and only played off-stream,
I would get Challenger easily
because playing off-stream is easily.
Because playing off stream is completely different than playing on stream.
Like when you're playing on stream,
you get ghosted,
you get people queue sniping,
you get people like inting your games
because they don't like you.
You get all kinds of stupid bullshit when you're
playing on stream, right?
You're also distracted when you're playing on stream
because I'm talking to you guys.
Like we had the cracker incident, you know?
You guys know what I'm saying though, right?
Like if you're not a streamer
you can't really relate, I guess, but it's basically
like
interacting with people and
all the other bullshit that comes
with being a streamer. It's
a lot more frustrating to climb on stream than
off stream.
It's just like league isn't really that fun to play off stream
because i enjoy hanging out with you guys right it's way more fun to play league on stream.
So you kind of just do the trade off of like,
you play for content
instead of to climb
and then maybe once a split you
climb up to like whatever rank you want to get
get to and then you don't really care anymore
and you just let it sit and then you play for content some more
you know what I'm saying?
Anyway. I'm going to go to bed.
Thank you for watching.
Thank you for all the subs,
uh,
the donos.
I appreciate it a lot guys.
The follows just thank you for everything.
I appreciate it a lot.
I will be live tomorrow.
Hopefully I'll be able tomorrow. Hopefully, I will be a little less salty.
Fingers crossed.
We'll go on our unranked Chao account tomorrow
instead of this one I just wanted to play for fun for the last the last few hours but yeah
thanks for watching.
Appreciate it.
Hope you guys have a wonderful weekend if I don't see you tomorrow.
I really do.
Bye, guys.
Later.