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Unranked to Challenger || Informative Adc stream

07-12-2024 · 2h 38m

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[00:00:00] so so do it me not a problem so step two so so so so so so so so so seminary so Oh my god so Damn it. damn it Ooh, I got the assist. Worth.
[00:04:03] I mean if that guy lives, that's gonna be incredible.
[00:04:07] Oh my god and then step two so so so so uh
[00:05:28] i know what i'm doing ah um so so so okay so so so so get cocky not a problem Thank you for watching! enemy double kill step two so has been destroyed so so got dangerous eyes an enemy has been slated is so so so so so so so um so so so so uh so step two so me has been slain you've got dangerous eyes i like that so um so so so so so sure you can handle me so an enemy has been slain so um I'm going to go ahead and do this. so so get so so so has been destroyed is enemy triple kill so um uh step two so and so now i have been slain so Your turret has been destroyed. so I'm going to go ahead and do that. can handle me an enemy is legendary shut down has been destroyed your turret has been destroyed
[00:18:54] you Thank you.................. Hmm?
[00:22:13] Must go, homie. Everybody in the Zero is dogshit?
[00:22:18] They're really, really bad.
[00:22:20] They deserve to be
[00:22:21] flamed and they need to be flamed.
[00:22:31] A little flame makes... puts hair on your chest, bro. If you're playing like dogshit, you deserve to be told that you are playing like dogshits.
[00:22:38] How are you going to know until you're told?........ Thank you.. Oh, I'm so happy.
[00:24:49] I get to go versus
[00:24:51] three
[00:24:53] of the fucking retards
[00:24:55] that were in my last game.
[00:24:57] I get to literally go burst my entire
[00:24:59] team from last game, except for
[00:25:01] the Fizz.
[00:25:06] Oh my god. I'm so excited. I always welcome to summoners rift
[00:25:37] 30 seconds until minions spawn.
[00:25:46] Nothing stops me, except for shuriman Parasites. It was... not pretty. so is so uh yes so Once it's a ruin... First the same jungler, yep.
[00:27:20] The top, jungle and support are the same three people that were on my team last game I'll be camped? Oh, let him
[00:27:45] camp me. I go out there and see it for myself I don't see the books.
[00:27:58] I go out there and see it for myself.
[00:28:01] No, no, no, no, no.
[00:28:07] Playing with terrain is totally that rock's fault. Wait, what? We went top. is so I'll handle this. look if i don't know the rules then how can uh uh oh yeah no these guys are this nami is way better Do you ever play kate uh very rarely so I think MF's broken.
[00:30:56] Uh, I was trying her out a few games.
[00:30:58] I think she's really strong.
[00:31:01] Both games that I lost with MF
[00:31:03] were literally
[00:31:05] with the guy that I'm against right now
[00:31:07] in lane, this Thresh
[00:31:07] and he completely sucked both games but mf still felt strong even
[00:31:14] though this guy was trash so like you gotta assume mf's pretty good uh yeah
[00:31:50] remember when i told you it would be totally okay if they camped me? Damn, we got roamed on by fucking Vel'Koz.
[00:32:11] That's okay though. though so I almost made a sick play. uh so no time to waste so uh so uh uh Man.
[00:34:16] I don't think Nami was ready for that dive.
[00:34:18] It's okay, though.
[00:34:24] Ooh! Ooh, well played.
[00:34:31] Like we actually win that very hard if Nami fights with me.
[00:34:32] Like she dives with me but they're mid in their jungle flanked and she got nervous.
[00:34:42] I guess i'll go mid? Oh actually, I want to stay bot because the Vel'Koz is trying to kill this guy. oh His Vel'Koz actually isn't too bad.
[00:35:11] It's always the people playing the weird-ass champs that aren't that bad like actually though Yeah, I cancelled my auto. so so stay explorers follow the compass in their heart so uh-oh well i hope he kills that guy because
[00:36:49] i ditched him.... yes yes um see Yo, let's get all the plates. That was actually good by Delka, not gonna lie.
[00:38:13] That was clean as fuck man so so so uh so yes is um so I'm not even breaking a sweat uh uh so so I told you.
[00:41:15] I fucking told you, boys.
[00:41:18] Didn't I? didn't I say
[00:41:19] we are going to murder
[00:41:23] those three players yes the Thresh, the Rengar and the Yes.
[00:41:40] The Thresh, the Rengar and
[00:41:41] their Graves are really bad.
[00:41:45] They were bad when I played with them on my team
[00:41:47] and they're bad when I played against them.
[00:41:49] They're all horrible players.
[00:41:55] This guy rushed Unending Despair
[00:41:57] on Rengar.
[00:42:02] Like on Rengar like
[00:42:06] like what are we doing
[00:42:11] honestly Honestly.
[00:42:48] What? So,. Like, I genuinely hate playing in this elo.
[00:42:53] Because every game in the sil year is like a massive, massive coin flip.
[00:42:59] I mean we got fucking roamed on by Vel'Koz, man.... Okay, really? What is bro cooking this guy literally just goes this build every game.
[00:44:24] Like... There is no world that that is good. What?
[00:44:28] Like, what? Like, what?
[00:44:36] Like, I feel like the only reason he wins games is when he gets carried. I'm so confused.
[00:44:56] Like, surely you're not having fun
[00:44:57] rushing Unending Despair Rengar top?
[00:45:01] Unending Despair Liandry's Rengar top. Unending despair
[00:45:02] Liandry's
[00:45:03] Rengar top.
[00:45:08] Like,
[00:45:09] there is no way
[00:45:10] you are having fun
[00:45:11] doing this.
[00:45:12] You're literally
[00:45:13] getting carried every game.
[00:45:20] Like, I feel like...
[00:45:21] You know what this is?
[00:45:23] You know what this is? I feel like... You know what this is? You know what this is?
[00:45:25] I feel like
[00:45:25] What this build actually is
[00:45:28] Is he baits people to all-in him.
[00:45:32] Like, he doesn't do any damage.
[00:45:34] But like...
[00:45:36] People are stupid in this elo, right?
[00:45:39] And they don't hit tab.
[00:45:41] So I feel like what happens
[00:45:42] is he maxes W
[00:45:44] and he literally just jumps in
[00:45:47] and tanks their combos and then reheals the damage
[00:45:54] but actually though.
[00:46:00] But everybody's a moron so they all focus him. Okay, if that's the Nami from last game
[00:46:13] That guy was actually
[00:46:14] How often do you guys actually hear me compliment my supports?
[00:46:20] Never, right?
[00:46:23] That Nami from last game was actually good.
[00:46:28] Like, not just like for this elo, that person was
[00:46:30] actually good.
[00:46:36] Like,
[00:46:42] she was playing in front of me as Nami.
[00:46:46] Like going in on really good timers.
[00:46:49] Fighting with me when I needed her to and she was like, you remember when I went
[00:46:51] top? We took bot turret and I went top.
[00:46:54] She followed me top
[00:46:55] to take plates.
[00:46:57] Instead of autopilot AFK mid, she literally went top to like help me take points.
[00:47:09] The fact that she did that alone is crazy.
[00:47:14] I haven't seen a support go to my lane
[00:47:16] to help me rotate in 300 games.
[00:47:24] When I was playing in Grandmaster,
[00:47:26] my supports were not rotating with me to turrets. They were like AFK
[00:47:28] walking in circles.
[00:47:33] ... walking in circles. And you know what's really sad?
[00:47:38] Simply just
[00:47:39] walking with your AD carry
[00:47:41] around the map when they're fed as
[00:47:43] a support? It
[00:47:45] sounds simple, right? It sounds like it's like
[00:47:46] you're like Geronimo. That sounds like even
[00:47:48] a bronze player could do that.
[00:47:51] Yes.
[00:47:53] Yes, even a bronze player could do that. Yes. Yes, even a
[00:47:53] bronze player could follow their AD carry
[00:47:55] around on the map when they have a lead
[00:47:57] but somehow
[00:47:59] masters players can't manage it.
[00:48:21] Yeah players can't manage it. Creepy Diego skin? Oh god, what is that? You're not wrong.
[00:48:29] No, it's not the same Nami.
[00:48:32] What's on his chest?
[00:48:37] No, roaming is fine. Roaming's good. But like... The thing about it is uh...
[00:48:39] So let me explain something. If you take bot turret at nine minutes right?
[00:48:43] Like if your winning bot lane so hard that you took turret at like nine fucking minutes
[00:48:49] You should always and I mean always
[00:48:52] Like no excuse doesn't matter what champ your playing doesn't matter what you're doing.
[00:48:56] You always rotate to the
[00:48:57] other lanes with your AD
[00:48:59] because if you're that far ahead
[00:49:01] pre-10 minutes and
[00:49:03] you rotate into top lane
[00:49:05] What the fuck do they do right it's impossible like if you're if
[00:49:10] you're rotating top lane at 10 minutes as a fed support ad
[00:49:15] the toplaner cannot physically play the game.
[00:49:18] You just take his turret in front of him and he can't move.
[00:49:25] Roaming is good on support, but not under the circumstance that you're snowballing the game super hard
[00:49:32] like each game changes based on what's happening right
[00:49:37] like if you are snowballing incredibly hard
[00:49:40] you don't play the game
[00:49:41] the same as if
[00:49:42] you were even.
[00:49:45] Like, let's say
[00:49:46] I have five kills early
[00:49:47] and I have a Triforce
[00:49:48] at ten minutes
[00:49:49] or like nine minutes If I have a Triforce at 10 minutes or like 9 minutes, if I
[00:49:51] had 9 minute Triforce
[00:49:52] we are
[00:49:54] 2v5ing. We're playing so
[00:49:57] far up their asshole bot lane that
[00:49:58] we either take the turret or kill their entire team.
[00:50:01] You don't just play...
[00:50:07] You don't just AFK and say, oh's just keep scaling we have a lead no no no no no
[00:50:15] you understand that you win every fight and you force them to come fight you or lose faster.
[00:50:31] Season 4 Masters? Oh, you'd be like low gm
[00:50:35] season 4 masters it's like low jam now
[00:50:39] like d1 is like old before old d4 Okay, well... okay well sure
[00:51:10] why not You're still on 4 now?
[00:51:18] Okay, then you just don't play.
[00:51:21] I'm gonna be real.
[00:51:22] You just don't play the game.
[00:51:24] No playing.
[00:51:29] Because that was like 10 years ago, so I get it you know well if you just came back to the game after ten
[00:51:31] years or a few years if you casually play now like what we
[00:51:35] will players are good like silver gold like they're actually decent
[00:51:40] like their laning phase is not bad
[00:51:46] by gloki i played on one of my friends recently last year. And I was pleasantly surprised.
[00:51:58] I was like, wow, gold players actually aren't that bad.
[00:52:01] They just don't know what to do after lane phase, right?
[00:52:06] Like, after lane phase, they would kind of... of... They wouldn't keep up in CS but they would have respectable CS during lane. Okay, I...
[00:52:28] I wanna die. Like actually, I want to die.
[00:52:37] I was trying to give the kill to Viego and he was trying to give the kill to Viego, and he was trying to get the kill from me.
[00:52:42] I was giving...giving you.
[00:53:27] That sucks. uh I mean, that's very tilting but we fine.
[00:53:35] I would say though in in solo queue... Always take.
[00:53:39] Yeah, I mean, I tried to give the kill
[00:53:41] to him and he took the ki- like
[00:53:43] He tried to get the kill to me And so i queued late and she just got
[00:53:45] to eat over the wall that was my bad but he was trying to be nice and i
[00:53:50] was trying to be nice i should have been greedy like i should follow my own advice.
[00:54:04] Always take? Don't try and kill. It's too hard... Or don't try to give.
[00:54:07] The reason why I was gonna give him the kill was because he spent the time
[00:54:09] ganking, right?
[00:54:11] Like, he spent the time to come down there
[00:54:13] and gank. So I was like, okay,
[00:54:15] I'm gonna give him one kill for my resources
[00:54:18] because if viego gets a lead early he just like snowballs out of control so Yeah, it's not happening again bro bye so oh oh okay god dang so so Yeah, I mean that was just sad uh like how does my viego just walk into a giant fucking Waze?
[00:57:02] I'm smurfing.
[00:57:30] Because he thinks I'm scripting. I see.
[00:57:53] You cannot drake here. Please do not force place so so so huh here me This guy really gonna do this, huh?
[00:59:19] Look at this guy.
[00:59:21] We're really doing this bro? Come on, bro.
[00:59:40] I move normal always. I'm literally streaming.
[01:00:00] I'm a chow AD. You just suck.
[01:00:04] You're D1. no problem here so Yeah. yes that's hands I always know so uh so Can you guys just leave?
[01:01:38] Stop egoing. so Like, I'm really frustrated because my Sona is playing so fucking dumb. i don't know
[01:02:19] like we lost our fucking turret man
[01:02:24] because the i'm trying to like hell or
[01:02:26] i'm trying to like hell or i'm trying to like play the game I mean that guy's just fucking dead. an ally has been slain like why are we not taunting the yoni?
[01:03:21] OK, now we go. No, I never mind.
[01:03:29] I think we lose, to be honest. You guys are lost.
[01:03:38] We have no actual uh teamwork a quarter uh uh is dude yoni is so incredibly broken by the way
[01:04:45] what my team is still fighting. Do you guys see the Yone almost 100 to zeroed me?
[01:05:05] And I was CC'd for half of it? Like what the... hmm they're full id except for a mumu i don't know if i want to do do so um I'm just bad by the way
[01:06:07] oh that's right Oh, nice try. My bad.
[01:06:17] Honestly I kind of respect the full AP of Mumu. It's kind of funny.
[01:06:26] I'm wondering if I should go
[01:06:28] Frozen Heart or just
[01:06:30] go Shoujin? I'm just going to go Shoujin.
[01:06:33] I can dodge half their spells, I just have to do it. so so so so so you Holy fuck.
[01:07:53] You guys really suck. ace uh so Now I'm here disappointed that my team is this dog shit at League, but it is what it is. i can play uh so so dude it is wild how bad they are so okay Exploration runs in my family. Why are you...
[01:10:39] Okay, Sona is trolling now.
[01:10:43] I made the E girl angry.
[01:10:47] ... Omi, you are duo with Zeri. You've still got Cloud.
[01:11:02] Sona is eagerly angry at the moment.
[01:11:04] I can't do much.
[01:11:09] Yeah. Man.
[01:11:15] Up to 1v5
[01:11:19] with the e-girl rage I am a god. Look at you, girl rage.
[01:11:24] The fact that you lost Baron at 20 shows how bad you are.
[01:14:44] I go mid, you lose if Nel come. yeah He sent the re-bot and didn't kill Yone. so so so I mean, I don't know what to say man so um uh on so so you have been so An enemy has been slain.
[01:17:17] Wait, I'm literally streaming. What? uh liberating um so so so holy fuck bro bro oh it does your inhibitor has been destroyed I can't argue with you.
[01:17:20] Save your cooldowns, whatever. Don't die on me, I don't care. uh so huh I hate people who say shit like that.
[01:18:13] You're taking the game too seriously!
[01:18:15] Bro, we are playing ranked league of legends like my bad for caring about
[01:18:21] like winning in a game that i signed up to care about winning so so uh so so uh um uh is uh so so oh my god uh Marvelous!
[01:22:36] Once it's a ruin, I can leave you. oh so so so so so so Dude, I'm not gonna lie though. It feels pretty good when people like three people on the enemy team think you're scripting.
[01:22:41] That feels pretty good... you do
[01:23:16] i don't even think there was a single time where it looked like i
[01:23:18] scripting except for one play
[01:23:20] there
[01:23:22] was
[01:23:24] one play there was
[01:23:27] one play where it looked like i was scripting and it was like i hit a cue through a minion let me see.
[01:23:50] Because I mean here they just got gaps.
[01:23:53] Wait, where did that kill that Yone?
[01:24:02] I don't think that Q should have landed on the Yone when it was like here. Like, I don't think this Q should have landed but let me see.
[01:24:51] Oh, that was fucking clean though. Dude tell me that wasn't fucking clean though! so oh where did we think where did they think i was scripting where was it
[01:25:00] like here because i mean they're not the Because, I mean, the Zeri just walked into me.
[01:25:29] Okay. I mean, the yone also had really bad positioning right here. Like this isn't really scripting, he's walking in a straight line. Also, now we needed some sick plays after our Sitter's Scripting so they'll believe it.
[01:25:29] Ah! Ah, well thanks for hyping me up.
[01:25:40] Dude that looked a little sus I'm not gonna lie but I didn't even know mumu was there
[01:25:48] like low-key like this looks a little sus
[01:26:00] because i walk down the second he throws it but i didn't even know he was here. Like,
[01:26:00] I just walked to kill Nami.
[01:26:20] Okay. Like, high key I was just like...
[01:26:50] Dude, this is a cool play though. so my movement's crazy. Thanks, man. I think I kinda suck but...
[01:26:54] ...I feel like I'm shaking off the rust a little bit.
[01:27:01] Dude, you would not believe how hard it is to get to Challenger playing AD Carry only though.
[01:27:07] I have 63% win rate in Diamond.
[01:27:13] This shit is rough.
[01:27:19] But, I want to watch that in real time.
[01:27:25] Oh yeah, you know what else was scripting? This!
[01:27:29] This might have been the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life.
[01:27:37] Dude, like how embarrassing is this?
[01:27:41] I can't believe a single human being would ever accuse somebody of scripting after this.
[01:27:50] If you're just tuning into the stream, I want you to pay attention to what happens here.
[01:27:53] Okay?
[01:28:01] Yeah.
[01:28:05] Yeah, that just happened.
[01:28:10] Yeah, that...
[01:28:13] That's embarrassing. That's... yeah.
[01:28:21] We don't talk about that though. Dude, this Viego was hellbent on trolling. But I respect it.
[01:28:38] The level 2?
[01:28:40] Yeah, the level two play wasn't...
[01:28:42] Wasn't the greatest.
[01:28:48] Dude! Dude, I actually think I could have double killed the Zeri
[01:28:51] and that... So right here
[01:28:52] I was actually
[01:28:54] I think I might have actually broken the
[01:28:57] Zeri's brain. So
[01:28:59] at this exact moment
[01:29:01] I was about to flash
[01:29:03] E WQ
[01:29:05] or flash E auto-queue.
[01:29:09] Like I remember this going through my brain
[01:29:10] and I was like, I'm gonna kill this guy right now.
[01:29:12] I was gonna flash here
[01:29:13] and then E here and then auto-queue
[01:29:16] and she would have died.
[01:29:18] But I... I'll be real.
[01:29:19] I didn't want to waste my Flash on this play.
[01:29:22] I was like,
[01:29:22] I think I can kill her without Flashing.
[01:29:24] But I think she got level 3
[01:29:25] off of the two Melees.
[01:29:29] Oh, I guess it was just off of the...
[01:29:35] Oh this too? Yo,
[01:29:37] This by the way, i'm not gonna lie it
[01:29:40] this was just pure luck
[01:29:43] but i guess i could see why people thought i was scripting
[01:29:46] because if you look at it from my pov i don't know where amumu is
[01:30:04] smolder i mean i don't know what I want to pick dude. I don't know they have Smolder Renata, I mean... I can just go Ashe, but Ashe is...
[01:30:14] Dude, I've been so bored of Ashe.
[01:30:17] Ashe wins this really hard.
[01:30:19] How do I feel about ash i think ash is the best ad carry in the game by far like it's not even close Like, she's
[01:30:37] beyond broken.
[01:30:39] People just don't play her in NA because they're bad.
[01:30:42] Like, quite literally,
[01:30:44] the only reason
[01:30:46] Ashe isn't picked banned in NA is
[01:30:48] because all NA players have no fingers.
[01:30:51] They don't know how to actually
[01:30:52] play lane and Ashe is like... They don't know how to actually play lane. And Ashe is like...
[01:30:54] They don't know how to simply walk past the lane level 2.
[01:30:58] A lot of NA players get scared
[01:31:00] of fighting people.
[01:31:06] Look at this. I didn't even mean to do this by the way Okay okay that looks sus
[01:31:09] Listen listen listen
[01:31:10] That did from my
[01:31:12] That did look a little sus
[01:31:14] Listen That movement right there from my... That did look a little sus, okay? Listen.
[01:31:16] That movement right there
[01:31:18] that one
[01:31:20] right there did look
[01:31:21] a little sus on
[01:31:23] the rewatch, okay okay that one was a little bit suspect
[01:31:30] but promise you i was just clicking really fast i promise you dude I'm tired right now.
[01:31:51] So my brain is not macroing right?
[01:31:53] Like I had six CS a minute that game.
[01:31:59] I did a bunch of damage,
[01:32:01] but like... Dude, holy fuck.
[01:32:03] Also, I'm not gonna lie,
[01:32:04] I think you can sneak Baron every single game in Diamond.
[01:32:08] Like, if you have like three items
[01:32:10] on AD or like two items, I think you can literally
[01:32:11] do Baron at 20 minutes every game
[01:32:13] in the CLO.
[01:32:16] Like, nobody even
[01:32:17] checks it.
[01:32:34] Nobody cares. nobody even checks it nobody cares I am kinda tired though. Like, I'm tired to the point that I'm playing bad.
[01:32:40] Let's go okay
[01:32:44] yo seraphim wake up so everyone wake the fuck up
[01:32:49] wake the fuck up, bro. Yo I'm flanking!
[01:32:52] I'm flanking!
[01:33:00] No this I have had. I am the boldest yes Make this guy flash too.
[01:33:27] Well, this is awkward.
[01:33:39] Like what the fuck is happening?
[01:33:45] How did that just happen? Dude, what is
[01:33:47] this elo
[01:33:49] at night?
[01:33:51] Does something happen in Demon Hours
[01:33:53] in Diamond where Like where everybody just goes
[01:33:56] full fucking crazy
[01:33:58] mode and fights non-stop.
[01:34:00] Like we go full Korea.
[01:34:05] I have never seen shit like this.
[01:34:09] We are full Korea right now.
[01:34:13] No thought, just full ZUGZUG. This is more Z this is more zog that i've seen Okay.
[01:34:33] Hold on, I gotta lock in for like two seconds?
[01:34:36] I'm not tracking the jungler. I have no flash, and...
[01:34:39] I don't want to win this game before I go to bed.
[01:35:12] Oh my Seraphine-ing God. That may have been the worst Seraphine E I've ever seen in my life. We are getting ganked by Kha'Zix.
[01:35:52] I really didn't want to give that Kha'Zix the assist. so Got to walk in a little bit here. Hold on, let me shake the old rust off
[01:35:53] of my hands.
[01:36:01] Okay, my Yi is absolutely completely trolling right now.
[01:36:09] But that's okay I believe in you Yi. Okay.
[01:37:18] I'll be real dude, I kinda have fun doing funny shit like this but... i don't know Hmm. We got to push this one wave in. Okay, where is Kha'Zix at?
[01:37:32] So he'll be down here in... what? 20 seconds, 30 seconds?
[01:37:49] Oh my god I'm so bad. Oh my god. Alright, Kha'Zix is gonna be down here in a sec.
[01:37:55] We gotta push this ASAP! Push and push!
[01:37:58] Fizzle's also running down right now.
[01:38:00] Okay yeah you went back and then we're chilling.
[01:38:03] Kha'Zix is on Krugs right now?
[01:38:06] I'm just gonna back.
[01:38:08] Or he's like going to start Krugs in a sec. Or he's gonna start Krugs in a sec.
[01:38:14] Or he's doing Dragon, I don't know which one he's doing.
[01:38:21] My Ashe is kinda sloppy right now...ah there it is, damn. I mean I knew that was coming.
[01:38:27] Uh...I should've pinged back. He didn't know Kha'Zix was there. I didn't rely on it to him.
[01:38:39] I mean, Kha'zix still has Krugs to do a think...
[01:38:43] So he's not gonna...
[01:38:50] Yeah his krugs are still up.
[01:38:56] So there is no reason for him to walk the Drake here. We can do Dragon!
[01:39:00] We just have to... let me push bot first. so I should be okay, just don't stand on me.
[01:39:35] We actually got it in this way...wait wait, don't let them take that.
[01:39:39] Wait fight this!
[01:40:02] ... Where's the arrow? We had a ward? I'd kill all three of those guys.
[01:40:05] Ooh, leave the wave!
[01:40:10] Ah, I actually killed all 3 if we had a ward there. That makes me sad.
[01:40:14] Almost six.
[01:40:20] I'm gonna get six in this bush, and then I'm gonna ulti And we're going to kill them both
[01:40:24] Or not
[01:40:28] I did it too fast. I don't think surfing had e
[01:40:31] what is goodness but trying to do better than your forebears
[01:40:37] i should go back but i can't buy anything going back on this shitty-ass timer.
[01:43:01] Bro, what is wrong with my fucking CS today? Like no joke this is like... so them the power of an ice form um I'm just gonna let him kill me, because I don't want to waste my barrier. What when so all for your self oh so. Roll. I am so sad.
[01:43:05] Actually played that well too. okay Enemy killing spree.
[01:43:39] When I say Avarosa, I hear my mother and her dreams. I mean we can't calm down it's a smolder game.
[01:43:56] Like they outscale us, they have smolder. so I don't know so so Dude, I swear.
[01:45:13] I can't fucking stand
[01:45:14] when...
[01:45:16] ... when...
[01:45:29] Why aren't we just using ults? Why aren't we surfing-ulting there?
[01:45:48] ... Like, I don't know man. I'm like literally standing there tanking all their damage and Serphine's just watching me do it. Shut down.
[01:46:07] Come here! Shut down. so me so so so i will not allow no fate is written except by us honestly i just mute
[01:47:34] i'm gonna meet the D1. Go up.
[01:47:45] I don't know, hopefully we can win. I just gotta kill Kha'Zix once.
[01:48:00] Uhh... Uh...
[01:48:02] What?
[01:48:06] Okay, she's griefing. We move on.
[01:48:10] She's soft-binting because I angered the E-girl.
[01:48:23] It's just... funny D1 support things.
[01:48:31] Let's move on. the target
[01:48:39] i don't know why e-girl supports are such
[01:48:44] like it is actively depressing to me that they act like this man.
[01:48:49] You ask them to play the game a little bit outside of what they want to do... They throw a fucking little hissy fit temper tantrum.
[01:48:53] It's fucking pathetic.
[01:48:56] Like good lord.
[01:49:56] Oh. quickly now i dream of a notion for my people so uh Oh, that was actually warded. What? The fuck am I watching?
[01:50:10] Oh, no. Oh. Like, every game just ends up in an ARAM in Loilo. Stop ARAMing! Push top waves, bot waves. Do macro, you apes!
[01:50:40] Oh my god.
[01:50:43] It's so gross how overpowered jungle is, man.
[01:50:46] Like if your jungler
[01:50:47] is an idiot and the enemy jungler is not a bad player they automatically win the game for their team by being human.
[01:50:57] I genuinely don't know how any jungler has a negative win rate ever.
[01:51:02] Your role plays itself, there's no skill expression you just spam farm do objectives
[01:51:08] It's so fucking easy!
[01:52:15] And Adeline has been slain... yeah i mean please forfeit your turret has been destroyed They have better mid-top general support. park yes so and the enemy has lost
[01:52:23] yeah god put away to the bowl of air a thousand pierced beast give my people I'm going to go back and get the so um never so I think I have to tell the enemy team how to win
[01:53:30] how to win I'm going to go ahead and do that. so people
[01:54:07] your turret has been destroyed
[01:54:12] your inhibitor has been destroyed
[01:54:16] your inhibitor has been destroyed
[01:55:26] i am a war to kill your turret has been destroyed has destroyed.. well time to play playing jungle, or playing AD carry is fun but it's really tiring
[01:55:29] because every
[01:55:31] support below Grandmaster
[01:55:32] is retarded.
[01:55:36] Like I don't even mean to be
[01:55:37] toxic when I say that
[01:55:40] but they just are
[01:55:41] unironically every support player
[01:55:44] below GM is retarded
[01:55:45] actual retards like Like, actual returns like should be tested for writing the short bus.
[01:55:52] If they were allowed to drive vehicles next to schools within 500 yards.
[01:56:02] That's a lot of money. Like if they were allowed to drive vehicles next to schools within 500 yards, I'd be scared.
[01:56:33] You know what I mean? these people vote trump and like proudly do it Yes, for writing the short bus. Seeing if you can play one League of Legends game
[01:56:37] as a support without being completely lost.
[01:56:43] Here, I'll even show you.
[01:56:45] I will play support for my last game of the night.
[01:56:48] You guys want to see just how fucking dogshit
[01:56:50] easy this role is? I'll play support.
[01:56:53] We'll do
[01:56:54] one support game for the end of the night. Let me show you just how pathetic this is. so........
[01:57:45] ...
[01:57:47] ...
[01:57:49] ...
[01:57:51] ...
[01:57:53] ... Like, I genuinely It genuinely feels like I'm playing
[01:57:58] a completely different game when I play supports
[01:58:00] in Diamond because they
[01:58:02] actually don't have fingers
[01:58:04] and they all just AFK the entire
[01:58:07] time hoping somebody carries them in a C-Low.
[01:58:11] Masters
[01:58:11] is just as bad as Diamond
[01:58:12] but in Masters you'll get
[01:58:15] like the occasional person who's not bad
[01:58:17] and diamond both supports are horrific
[01:58:26] like always there's no in-between.
[01:58:28] Bolt supports are drooling
[01:58:30] fucking glue eaters and diamonds.
[01:59:53] ......... How do I have a long queue playing support
[02:04:49] what the Okay. okay............ hmm........... I'm just gonna go. My new streaming hour? No, I've just been streaming a lot lately. welcome to the nominers rift
[02:05:09] 30 seconds until minions fall so Minions have spawned. The sun always rises.
[02:06:53] First blood! First Blood so of the so so Wow, support is so hard.
[02:06:55] Boggers. Boggers. I mean, we can't push this.
[02:07:08] This is crazy so rally to me so That guy should have rushed fucking... that's interesting.
[02:08:10] I mean, we need to crash this. Okay, we're fine now so so
[02:08:56] please push the wave in, bro. bro no we need help crashing we're gonna die I guess we're dead Oh, nice. We're done.
[02:09:23] Yep! Oh, break. break freeze or we lose game i'm not kidding now Ow.
[02:09:54] This is sad.
[02:10:44] You don't scale, you just walk up break freeze do drink Pog. pog Okay, go next. Mid is awful. to me
[02:11:13] win a spot but the jungle can't play. so the sun always rises. so so fun so so so so so so I'm going to go ahead and do that. so uh so so so uh Havana is 28 CS.
[02:14:25] You have positive attitude?
[02:14:29] Homie, it's 10 minutes into the game and my Vayne has 28 CS.
[02:14:34] You are telling me to have a positive attitude with a Vayane with 28 cs at 10 minutes into the game
[02:14:45] that's what you were telling me right now.
[02:14:49] His Vayne is Diamond 1 Elo with 20...
[02:14:53] 20 CS at 10 minutes.
[02:15:00] He's playing 2v1 no
[02:15:01] no he's not
[02:15:02] you're retarded
[02:15:04] and I can already
[02:15:05] tell that like
[02:15:06] talking to somebody
[02:15:07] so retarded
[02:15:08] is going to hurt my brain
[02:15:09] so I'm just gonna pretend that you're trolling so that talking to somebody so retarded is going to hurt my brain,
[02:15:12] so I'm just gonna pretend that you're trolling so that I don't think that
[02:15:13] somebody so retarded lives on this planet.
[02:15:16] It's gonna hurt my brain
[02:15:18] thinking that you like
[02:15:19] are able to drive a motorized vehicle Listen, homie. Like I said before, I don't think I'm going to with you you're very low elo player
[02:15:43] it's very obvious your low elo i i don't i don't want to argue right now okay
[02:15:49] i'm too tired to argue with low-level players in my chat tonight so so He has 30 CS at 12 minutes now. so so so rally to me so so
[02:17:47] i bought so much time
[02:18:14] that was a lot of time By the way Ben, I'm making VOD report to, uh...
[02:18:17] A hardware ban.
[02:18:19] Soft inting now.
[02:18:21] Get up on reddit good luck so uh oh so so Thanks for watching! so so the airline has been slain so uh Why like this?
[02:20:35] Your team has destroyed a turret. I'm gonna go back to the base so Thank God.
[02:21:04] Dear, dear, dear?
[02:21:05] Why are you ghosting? Yeah, my Vayne had a brain aneurysm that game.
[02:21:20] I think...
[02:21:22] Like, I think if that Vayne died in-game, of course, not I think... Like, I think if that Vayne died
[02:21:24] in-game, of course. Not IRL, but
[02:21:26] in-game, I think the world would be a better
[02:21:28] place.
[02:21:33] Like, unironically.
[02:21:35] Cool, my client's broken.
[02:21:40] Just imagine waking up as that vein
[02:21:43] fat
[02:21:44] poor ugly playing league of legends just to go 30 cs at 10 minutes
[02:21:54] like just imagine like i can't imagine being fat or ugly and going 10 CS or two CS a minute
[02:21:59] in the fucking D one game. That is disgusting. What are these cancer researcher? You know what, I'm legitimately gonna make a ticket.
[02:22:29] I'm gonna send it to the LPP discord and I'm gonna make a ticket.
[02:22:33] I'm gonna do both, and I'm gonna show the VOD of Vayne AFKing top.
[02:22:44] Like, I'm gonna make- do everything in my power to get that guy bent Okay........................................................... The Mist knows my name.
[02:33:41] I bow in the deuce, and it was only asking for it.
[02:33:46] I'm not sure if this is a good idea or not... so Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
[02:34:05] The mist is not my fault.
[02:34:09] Thirty seconds until minions fall I just goes to show you, you're nothing but a whiskey delta.
[02:34:26] It's just nice not to be in that place.
[02:34:27] I just goes to show you, you're nothing but a whiskey delta so so so curves so so so um so so um I remember my nightmares so okay why should today be any different so it's enough so so yeah I love this. And a double kill!
[02:38:31] Everything that's happened... I think I'm just going to AFK.