Unranked to Challenger || Informative Adc stream

LoLGeranimo

07-11-2024 · 9h 39m

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[00:00:00] so so i fight and will die fighting to give all avarosans a better life welcome to summoner's rift 30 seconds until minions spawn. the bow is my will given form I'm going to go ahead and do that. so The day our tribes are one, the world will tremble. so so so so We will unite the failure. so so so guide me uh shattered so has been slain. so so fuck the um so Thank you for watching! enemy has been slain so I do my best work from afar. oh my god it just missed 3 CS. Oh, I could have killed her too.

[00:06:09] I could've actually killed them all without flashing.

[00:06:13] First game of the day first game of the day give me a break so crazy I'm gonna i mean i don't really know what i'm watching right now Like, I want to abuse this Kai'Sa but I can't because Nunu's just hovering bot.

[00:07:17] And then I don't have Flash... it's too hard. If had flash i could abuse the out of this kaisa but so so Dude, I cannot get fucking CS. cx Oh my god. Whatever. I should have just gone back. so

[00:09:06] you face an ice board dude my cs this morning is so bad

[00:09:23] we've been getting like hard weak side of this game the entire game.

[00:09:32] But I mean our top is doing decent. So it's not that bad. so so I don't know, new news coming bot right now.

[00:10:20] We really want this fight and then we bail.

[00:10:27] Oh, I'm dead. Just run just run just run.

[00:10:31] Alright, we got TP'd.

[00:10:37] Dude this sucks! We're getting like super fucking...

[00:10:41] ganked like crazy. Enemy jungler three ganks, enemy mid one okay We're just in a...

[00:11:10] ...Evo where junglers don't think they need to play outside of farm.

[00:11:15] It is what it is. As you can see, they literally just spam farm. Not gonna lie, man.

[00:11:56] Having Nunu just spam gank bot mid on repeat right now

[00:12:00] it is really frustrating for me and trist

[00:12:12] but if we can just survive it, we'll be better for it.

[00:13:26] God man fuck off dude they do not choose you so okay here we go i need 11 50 gold, whatever. Honestly though, simple fact that...

[00:15:46] I mean we can't fight that because Tristana's not here. hmm i got kraken slayer What is goodness but trying to do better than your forebears? so Enemy killing spree. Oh? My bad. I should have seen that cheese coming. um um so I won't miss. hmm It's gonna be a weird game.

[00:15:48] I mean, we're shaking off the rust. First game of the day.

[00:15:51] It is a really hard fucking game, though.

[00:15:55] Alistar

[00:15:55] is not the best,

[00:15:57] but he's playing decent.

[00:16:00] Nami's just doing her job.

[00:16:02] I'm not...

[00:16:02] The problem is Nami's just doing her job. I'm not, like... It is what it is, right?

[00:16:04] The problem is

[00:16:05] they have so much power

[00:16:07] in terms of, like... so Like, this is what I mean of like...

[00:16:28] We get no help from our jungler. He just farms.

[00:16:31] Stop farming and play the game!

[00:16:44] Kill the waves!

[00:16:47] Quit the game. You are the worst player

[00:16:51] I've seen in a low elo, in years. Like, full flame you suck at this easy game

[00:18:14] first two has been destroyed Oh good barrel! is Morg, stop going top. Go buy! Nah, I can't with low elo mid jungles. You guys suck.

[00:18:18] ... so Wait, always on Trist mid by the way. yes um I'm just gonna let him win. has been destroyed

[00:19:51] I'm just gonna let him win. This isn't worth my time. your turret is Your turret has been destroyed. My tribe will bring peace to the north,

[00:19:57] The south should fear us. The tribe will bring peace to the north.

[00:19:58] The south should fear us.. so so Enemy killing spree. reading so so I was gonna sweat, but I die.

[00:21:42] Somehow I have the highest CS on my team while literally being weaksided and dying. Like, it's kinda sad man. man so so uh so your inhibitor has been destroyed

[00:22:50] your turret

[00:22:51] has been destroyed

[00:22:52] shut down

[00:22:55] your inhibitor

[00:22:57] has been destroyed

[00:22:58] we will your only inhibitor has been destroyed so so so so so We really wish that we would just stop trying to win this one, but...

[00:24:17] It is what it is.

[00:24:20] At least we'll lose it Baron!

[00:25:14] Oh no! Hmm. so so Oh, when Loeva wastes my time.

[00:25:15] Oh well.

[00:25:16] GGs.

[00:25:19] Sometimes you get the pissers Pissing in their own mouths

[00:25:23] How are you guys doing today? What's up? so................. ah ah Okay.............. I am in queue. Wait, they made a button so you can just claim everything that you get for free or whatever

[00:32:08] from the thing.

[00:32:09] That's kind of cool. Okay. what is all this crap they put on my screen... Oh, how interesting.. Yo, what's up lads?.. What should I play? Bro, I tried to ban Hecarim last second and I fucked up.

[00:34:46] If they pick Hecarim, I'm gonna cry.

[00:34:52] What do I want to play right now? Let me think.

[00:35:01] That Ashe game kind of rubbed me the wrong way for Ash today.

[00:35:05] Like whenever I get games

[00:35:09] like that, I kinda feel...

[00:35:13] I always get rubbed the wrong way a little bit.

[00:35:16] So let's try an Ezreal game.

[00:35:24] Ooh, Ezreal versus Kog is not bad for Ez.

[00:35:27] It's actually pretty good because all I really have to do

[00:35:31] is...I outranged a

[00:35:35] Kog so we're chilling We're cheering! okay. What the fuck is this?

[00:36:26] Why is this on my screen?

[00:36:52] Hello? on my screen hello did they just why did this just pop up? What?! what

[00:37:16] what the was that Why did they just show Ryu taking backshots from Faker?

[00:37:18] Randomly in my client.

[00:37:22] What the fuck? What the fuck? Why did it give me a winter blessed noble banner?

[00:37:47] Fuck it, I'll use it.

[00:37:53] Like what is going on right now? Dude, how do I even have this by the way?

[00:38:15] Deal 40% of your team's damage.

[00:38:25] This is not, that is not...

[00:38:27] That is not good.

[00:40:42] Okay. so pump it........ No thanks.

[00:40:44] Windows support isn't my jam.

[00:40:48] I'm good. I think I'm gonna dodge that one.

[00:40:59] I don't think i want to play with the Mundo support.

[00:41:03] I think i'm good. uh. window the warmogs is op yeah and toppling but

[00:41:46] i'm gonna be real with you, bro.

[00:41:53] If you're just going

[00:41:55] warmogs on a champion...

[00:41:58] Like every support

[00:41:59] is good with warmogs, right?

[00:42:00] Like Braum is an actual support good with warmogs, right? Braum is an actual

[00:42:01] Support. Good with warmogs, right?

[00:42:03] Nautilus, actual support. Leona

[00:42:05] Actual support. All good

[00:42:07] With warmogs. Mundo

[00:42:09] Does nothing So if you're just gonna pick mundo Mundo does nothing.

[00:42:12] So if you're just going to pick Mundo, go warmogs and spam

[00:42:14] cleavers, it's worthless.

[00:42:19] But he's

[00:42:20] just trolling. You know what I mean? It's just a diamond lobby.

[00:42:23] Below Elo players

[00:42:25] don't enjoy playing the game.

[00:42:27] They enjoy playing

[00:42:28] a champion

[00:42:29] or they enjoy trolling.

[00:42:33] Anybody below Grandmaster doesn't play to win.

[00:42:38] Unless you are locking in your best champion every game

[00:42:41] and you're trying your best every game, you're like trying your best every game,

[00:42:43] you're not playing to win.

[00:42:46] And nobody below GM really does that.

[00:42:48] So I'm just going to dodge the battle armies and be okay with it.

[00:42:52] Fook it.. Okay. Is there anybody streaming right now that we could watch for fun?

[00:43:32] While we wait for our three minute...

[00:43:36] Game time thing....... Thank you. Why is he jungling?

[00:45:11] He's just bored of support i guess Oh, wow.

[00:45:32] The game is 1-14 at 11 minutes. What ELO is he in?

[00:45:56] This has to be like Emerald.

[00:46:02] Something like that. Dude, how are you going to wish that on that guy?

[00:46:20] That's fucked up... Joe Biden can't say it himself.

[00:47:00] What do you mean?

[00:47:02] What are you saying?

[00:47:16] Oh, oh my god dude watching jungle gameplay is so boring i don't know how junglers don't lose their mind being bored the whole game just forming Okay. you

[00:47:57] oh Honestly, if he's in Emerald,

[00:47:59] he could still win this because Hecarim is OP. Okay. Oh, he knows. He knows it's Winnebill... They instantly push no.

[00:48:58] They instantly hit no.

[00:49:00] The instant no on the forefront.

[00:49:02] What?

[00:49:04] Ha ha ha!

[00:49:08] Ha ha ha! laughter laughter laughter

[00:49:10] laughter

[00:49:12] laughter

[00:49:14] laughter

[00:49:16] laughter Dude, like actually though it is kind of really funny watching...

[00:50:30] It's kinda funny watching this stuff.... Oh, shit.

[00:50:31] He got the shutdown.

[00:50:31] Let's go.... I kind of like our team comp.. oh my god Oh, what are we...

[00:52:00] Okay, let's see.

[00:52:02] I mean,

[00:52:02] I feel like mid Nasus

[00:52:03] is fine

[00:52:04] but I don't know

[00:52:04] if he's

[00:52:05] because like

[00:52:07] if you do that

[00:52:07] like Emax

[00:52:08] mid Nasus garbage whatever, where they just spam shove... The South should fear us.

[00:52:25] You guys know what I'm talking about.

[00:52:34] You just max E on fucking mr. Nasus and you just spam clear the wave on repeat it's fuckin broken

[00:52:47] they think we called They think me cold. I have seen things the Southerners cannot imagine.

[00:52:49] What's your count?

[00:52:51] I think I'm in like D2, D1 MMR. D2, D1 MMR. so i have the bone Honestly, we could kill these guys pretty fucking easy right now.

[00:53:37] It's pretty unlikely Viego level 2 ganks. Okay. Oh, he actually hit me with that. Okay.

[00:53:58] Ezreal hit level 2.

[00:54:00] Honestly, we really need to just get this wave

[00:54:02] crashed so...

[00:54:05] I'm not sure if we're going to get level 3 ganks.

[00:54:10] But he could do it.

[00:54:12] Okay. Oh, if I land that volley... yeah, see?

[00:54:40] Whatever. I got him right?

[00:54:42] Wow! Okay. Okay. has been slain. Dude, how unlucky.

[00:55:03] Like actually though, that was so fucking silly.

[00:55:13] Okay. and i'm trying to get a better life so i fight then we'll die fighting to give all avarosis

[00:55:18] i told you though there was a pretty good chance we were going to get level 3 ganks.

[00:55:24] On a good note, we don't actually have to do anything here.

[00:55:28] Ezreal is kind of just griefing by overstaying.

[00:55:31] Just leave the wave like this? It'll push it away. Ezreal is kind of just griefing by overstaying.

[00:55:34] Just leave the wave like this, it'll push into us...

[00:55:37] Ez will miss a buncha fuckin' minions there...

[00:55:38] And we're vibin', like...

[00:55:42] The Ez completely messed up leaving the wave like this. Because now it'll push into us.

[00:55:45] I don't know what this wave management is.

[00:55:47] This is why you have to focus on good wave managements.

[00:56:27] Okay. Because his wave is just stuck here now. I'm just going to thin the wave a tiny bit so that when they get back to lane, we can still freeze the wave. Oh. Alright, they're gonna try and do Dragon here.

[00:56:38] But I mean it's... Again, it's not that bad.

[00:56:42] Because they're giving up so many resources right now.

[00:56:44] This is why you don't do this by the way!

[00:56:46] So what they are doing right now is they're they're doing dragon right and they're two they're three manning it so I actually didn't mean to do any of what I just did, by the way.

[00:57:13] But well played.

[00:57:25] So I actually meant to...

[00:57:54] I'm just bad um. Seek peace, but bring the tools of war.

[00:58:01] We got a pretty good lead though.

[00:58:11] Soul push this wave in.

[00:58:18] Enemy Viego is...I actually don't know where he is. I have not been tracking him.

[00:58:21] Let's shoot a Hawkshot up the river, see if we can find I have not been tracking him.

[00:58:23] Let's shoot a hawk shot up the river,

[00:58:24] see if we can find the enemy Viego.

[00:58:30] Oh,

[00:58:31] we found him!

[00:58:33] Alright, so we're gonna just try and get some turret plates here.

[00:58:40] We know Viego's top. We have a big wave crashed. I'm just going to hit the turret. Ooh, good poke.

[00:59:03] Seraphine should be poking like that when she can.

[00:59:09] We're about to get ganked by Viego again.

[00:59:13] He's gonna come bot right now because he has no other place to go.

[00:59:24] Do not use mercy for weakness! I just saw the Viego thing. so

[00:59:41] diego is boss side right now i think he's doing bot crab Yeah, he just did Bokkrat. I think that's worth. The Ezreal died, we have a huge lead.

[01:00:13] Not bad.

[01:00:17] Ooh our wave state is in a good spot as well.

[01:00:23] We might have lost that dragon but it's not that big of a deal for right now. The fuck am i watching this bard is just sitting mid

[01:00:47] but i mean sadly like we can't even do anything about it really

[01:00:51] okay they could be in here

[01:00:58] i don't have hawk shot so we might need to get some wards so we can actually see Oh my god. I want to fight, but I need Seraphine to it up, but... We can also go to dragon. Oh, this's hitting again. so if you don't want to try and our diana and our nasus are very, very outclassed.

[01:02:54] I mean we can fuck with these guys on dragon really fucking easily right now

[01:03:05] oh they're gone wait why did Kayle TP?

[01:03:11] What the fuck was that?!

[01:03:14] Oh my.

[01:04:12] My Kayle just T TP'd to the dragon fight that was over as a Kayle, level 9. Dude, so many Ezreal do that where they ult the wave or whatever. It's so worthless. so so I think LeBlanc's coming down here. We do have a ward, but...

[01:04:21] I want to break this turret as fast as i possibly can right now okay Okay. so In the north a great chieftain is called War Mother. is I cannot get up there to help that guy, so I'm just gonna hit mid turret.

[01:05:43] Like, there's no way this Ezreal can 1v1 me?

[01:05:47] What the fuck is my team doing?

[01:05:51] I'm gonna try and catch this Ezreal.

[01:05:55] Okay...

[01:07:04] No, no, no! I'm not gonna chase. um so your machine has destroyed so our diana should have gone to help that nasa, to be honest. That was really... That's kind of fucked up.

[01:07:07] Damn both our solos just died.

[01:07:11] Uh they both had TP though so we can still play for the dragon.

[01:07:23] Dude that one Ez Q just took half my fucking HP.

[01:07:32] Like good lord.

[01:07:43] I'm gonna rotate down bot because this LeBlanc is like staying at a really low amount of HP, so she might back in a really dumb spot over here

[01:07:57] not bad okay i'll need to go Not bad.

[01:07:59] Oh, Kayle needed to go mid there instead of bot.

[01:08:03] That actually sucks because we're going to lose a mid turret. so so oh Not too bad. Okay, I'm out.

[01:09:05] Hmm... This feels like an IE game to me.

[01:09:08] TBH. But...

[01:09:10] I also feel like I kinda need some MR.

[01:09:12] Because LeBlanc is so fed that he's I also feel like I kinda need some MR.

[01:09:16] Because LeBlanc is so fed that if I don't get MR, it's definitely gonna... Like, I'm going to take some hits.

[01:09:18] But I do think I need IE because uh...

[01:09:22] I need a little bit more

[01:09:24] DPS so when we are fighting,

[01:09:26] I can just basically kill them

[01:09:28] before they can kill me.

[01:09:30] Or my team.

[01:09:32] If LeBlanc doesn't combo me,

[01:10:09] we can just kill their whole team once I get an IE. so I can't actually get to that top fight. My team won it anyway, so not bad.

[01:10:11] I do need to be careful right now though because we have

[01:10:13] Viego. I can't siege that

[01:10:15] because Viego's there.

[01:10:17] We probably just invade and take all of Viego's camps, to be honest. um I'm a little scared of being here because of LeBlanc.

[01:10:47] There's too many ways to be flanked by LeBlanc.

[01:10:49] Like if I get ult'ed by Bard or something stupid, you know?

[01:10:53] If I get ult'ed by Bard and I don't have anybody next to me

[01:10:56] I just die insta-to the LeBlanc. me i did die instead of to the oblong I will not allow us to be divided.

[01:11:16] We are one.

[01:11:17] We should just play for the dragon and my infinity edge.

[01:11:21] We have two really scaling champs,

[01:11:23] we have Nasus and Kayle on our team

[01:11:25] And Seraphine so like

[01:11:27] we don't have to like hyper try and force Force.

[01:11:41] Whatever, he's done. I got debated, but it is what it is.

[01:11:48] Oh, the Diana's trying to Baron. I'm not gonna go to that. That Baron is really,

[01:11:53] really, really dumb.

[01:12:00] Because like they know

[01:12:01] we're on Baron.

[01:12:15] Yeah. Because like they know we're on Baron. all

[01:12:23] somebody's got bot

[01:12:25] oh i don't want to siege too hard here.

[01:12:26] I should actually just full recall.

[01:12:28] I should have recalled earlier.

[01:12:32] We'll grab a pink. Okay. position well and the battle is won before blood is drawn um together oh alive We should actually go top here, but since we have the wave mid it's not the end of

[01:13:37] the world. It's just like i'd rather be top or bot

[01:13:40] there's so much gold on the map to be getting

[01:13:44] right Oh god, my bad.

[01:13:52] Uh oh I fucked up.

[01:13:57] The Ezreal fucked up too though. We're chillin'. Okay.

[01:14:07] Uh... I mean, I don't like this siege from my boys but

[01:14:16] i don't want to like mess with them with pings right now you know

[01:14:23] because it's like a really bad siege

[01:14:32] but if I ping them and shit like you know it gonna like throw him off and...

[01:14:37] Dude I really need a fucking Hexdrinker. This item sucks but it's the best item I can get in this situation. Your team has destroyed a turret.

[01:15:03] They're tip-pointing right with a smolder?

[01:15:05] If you're a support.

[01:15:09] I mean, you just have to scale.

[01:15:13] ... so so so so What?

[01:16:06] Kayle ulted herself?

[01:16:10] You bitch! Ooh, well played.

[01:16:23] She don't stank, but mean a little bit closer see.

[01:16:34] Ooh ooh ooh ooh.

[01:16:38] Man I really wish that I had a fucking...

[01:16:43] Wait what's my...?

[01:16:46] Oh.

[01:16:48] Wait this guy went-

[01:16:50] He doesn't even have a Mana Moon.

[01:16:53] Why would that guy not build

[01:16:54] Muramana on Ez?

[01:16:57] You're just asking to

[01:16:58] like, not actually

[01:16:59] do damage.

[01:17:03] Okay. actually do damage

[01:17:24] this diana's actually pretty good. Uh, guys?

[01:17:25] I am dead.

[01:17:34] Kill them all, Massus.

[01:17:35] Get them all, bro!

[01:17:37] Woo!

[01:17:40] Don't stank,

[01:17:41] boy. Woo! I mean, KOSR...

[01:18:02] ...

[01:18:10] I don't know what my team's doing

[01:18:16] oh nasa is just. Go for it bro!

[01:18:20] Oh, nevermind.

[01:18:23] Maybe you can just cure? Okay... Your shit don't stink, but...

[01:18:34] Oh my god

[01:18:44] just hit the turret what are you doing? I don't understand. so oh the serapine kind of ulted slow i actually would have had that too so oh Oh.

[01:19:45] I didn't see Kale was ending the game, my bad.

[01:19:48] I'm just blind.

[01:19:50] Dude, I...

[01:19:57] I don't know if my brain can ever wrap itself around not playing as a team.

[01:20:01] Like, I know asking them to play as a team is stupid.

[01:20:04] But I don't know if I can ever wrap my brain around not doing that

[01:20:09] as an AD carry main.

[01:20:23] Because like, I know people don't like playing as team in League until high elo. That's why they're in this elo, because League is a game where everybody just wants to be the main character.

[01:20:26] So there's one of those. But I can't not want to play the game correct.

[01:20:38] Oh, well.

[01:20:41] My brain is too ingrained in like...

[01:20:43] I wanna play correctly.

[01:20:51] Okay. I want to play correctly. Oh, well, it is one of those.

[01:22:58] Okay...... you you.... Wait, Riot was working on a game that was like Smash Brosos type game and then they cancelled it and they never even announced it

[01:23:44] wait i didn't even know that... I feel like Riot should just stop trying to...

[01:23:49] Copy other popular games.

[01:23:54] You know what I'm saying?

[01:23:56] Like, you guys gotta stop trying to copy games. Like, can you guys just re- Can you guys just like...

[01:24:18] Work on the game you have.. so....... I mean, I'm being honest with you guys.

[01:26:14] I'm just going to keep...

[01:26:15] I don't think Riot could

[01:26:17] copy, like,

[01:26:19] I don't think you ever try

[01:26:20] to go against,

[01:26:20] like...

[01:26:22] There's, like,

[01:26:24] big names in every

[01:26:25] type of genre

[01:26:27] of gaming. Right?

[01:26:28] I feel like Riot should stop trying to make

[01:26:32] their name in other genres and just focus on min-maxing

[01:26:36] the current genre. because my issue is like i don't think the i think

[01:26:43] they're trying to like beat wow but i don't think i i don't think the mMO is ever even going to come out.

[01:26:53] Right?

[01:26:53] Like,

[01:26:55] I'm pretty positive the MMO is just never coming out.

[01:26:57] Yeah,

[01:26:59] they're making a Street Fighter game.

[01:27:00] Right?

[01:27:00] Then they said they scrapped a Smash type game.

[01:27:07] So they scrapped their Super Smash game.

[01:27:09] They're making a street fighter game

[01:27:10] they're making a street fighter game

[01:27:10] they're making a street fighter game already

[01:27:12] already

[01:27:12] already they have a shooter

[01:27:14] they have a shooter

[01:27:14] they have a shooter and their mmo just got like reset after

[01:27:18] and their mmo just got like reset after

[01:27:18] and their mmo just got like reset after three years of them working on their

[01:27:20] three years of them working on their

[01:27:20] three years of them working on their MMO,

[01:27:21] they were like, oh, we had to scrap it and start over.

[01:27:25] Like can you guys just invest all of that money

[01:27:28] into like a workable client for league. Like, I'm pretty sure everybody would be okay with that.

[01:27:51] You know?

[01:27:53] Like, stop investing this money into games that are not going to do well.

[01:27:56] And just like...

[01:27:58] Just invest a quick million dollars and remake the clients.

[01:28:04] My client breaks... million dollars and just remake the client. My

[01:28:04] client breaks once a week

[01:28:06] minimum.

[01:28:10] It's laggy, it's shitty

[01:28:12] it looks ugly It's laggy, it's shitty.

[01:28:15] It looks ugly. Like high key.

[01:28:27] You guys should just be fucking...

[01:28:29] I mean, you guys

[01:28:31] should just be straight up doing fucking

[01:28:32] League of Legends investment.

[01:28:44] Do it.

[01:28:48] Invest. This guy's name is Losers Q Larry.

[01:29:04] What an unlucky decision to call yourself, Loser Q Larry. What an unlucky decision to call yourself

[01:29:08] Losers Q Larry.

[01:29:10] Oh, dear God.

[01:29:13] I don't know

[01:29:14] about that one, bros. I'm gonna be real.

[01:29:16] That's a decision.

[01:29:29] Oh, wee! burrows i'm gonna be real that's that's a decision bam bam what are we doing?

[01:29:41] I didn't even see what Valiant Reversed Vel'Koz Jinx.

[01:29:45] Oh! We have a Rell. We should just win.

[01:29:48] We have Ezreal to gap close and we have a rel we should actually just murder them I always know a shortcut. That's not bad.

[01:30:17] We got Vel'Koz Heal Flash,

[01:30:19] we got diana flash so This reminds me of discovering the spirit tomb of Ekren. Bro, don't auto the minion.

[01:31:01] That made me sad.

[01:31:13] We could actually just straight up kill them right now. Like, Rell just flashes we just go in and kill both so so Like, Rell bro.

[01:31:59] Just kill her from bush.

[01:32:03] This Rell is so bad! But I have to notify your warden. just

[01:32:26] to all in for now.

[01:32:39] I don't know why he would Hex Flash in the Jinx's face.

[01:32:42] Like, on a ward.

[01:32:44] Like, he Hex Flashed on a ward in the Jinx's face

[01:32:48] instead of just using Q.

[01:32:51] Like, Jinx was close enough that he could have just Q'd,

[01:32:55] and then W'ed after.

[01:32:57] Or even if he Q'd I would've killed the guy after the Q.

[01:33:21] What? the queue Why would that Jinx all in me with boots? Yo, I gotta be real, Jinx.

[01:33:24] That was a bad fucking call, bro.

[01:33:30] I gotta stay... okay Up and goes violence.

[01:34:39] What? what why Why? so I'm going to try and get the most out of this. They really hate me and Shurima. And Noxus! Demacia's lukewarm on me.

[01:34:43] Haven't been to Iodia yet, it seems nice. so what is happening okay huh Yo, what's up team? You love diamonds? Diamonds are a girl's best friend. So I've been told, I don't talk to girls. Why are you typing this shit in all chat like I give a fuck?

[01:36:07] Like dude, it's so funny.

[01:36:10] He's like typing it into all chat like I care! I don't know. I don't think it's just solos.

[01:36:15] I mean...

[01:36:17] I'm not sure if that was a good idea, but

[01:36:19] I guess he could have used

[01:36:21] the ulti to get him out of there

[01:36:23] and then go back in and do some damage I don't know. I don't think it's just solos, I mean...

[01:36:28] You'll step in front of a train since you're not a girl? No, don't do that!

[01:36:32] Like, you should ride the train though you know that's what they're for uh I don't know why anybody uses any third-party shit.

[01:37:10] Like, Imma keep it reality boys.

[01:37:15] If you're using like third party shit for for stats and you're like this is this statistic

[01:37:20] And this is like your your fucking bad player

[01:37:26] Like Like I genuinely Like...

[01:37:29] I genuinely, I used to look up

[01:37:33] I used to never look at my teammates ever because you couldn't way back in the day.

[01:37:37] Back when I was actually in Challenger i used to never look my teammates up right

[01:37:41] then i got into the habit of looking at my teammates for no reason

[01:37:48] and i just it never helped so i just stopped and I'm so much happier because I don't give a fuck.

[01:37:54] Like, I'll look them up at the end of the game...

[01:37:57] But there's no point in looking people up at Starter Games and shit because it's fucking worthless.

[01:38:01] Like who cares?

[01:38:21] ... I'm with you though, T.

[01:38:23] Damn that guy just got nuked!

[01:38:26] He got swagged on by a Jinx.

[01:38:36] I mean, we're not gonna die without the turret bro is what I meant to say.

[01:38:47] So with just Triforce? I can't keep my W stacks up by themselves. Oh, you can actually. so uh hmm so Oh my god, we just got dumpster'd.

[01:40:28] Hey homies... stop trolling. Just play normal or you will lose. news. Why does everyone in this elo have such hatred and ego for typing? I don't get it, man. so That was a warning shot. Man, I don't know what's up with players in Diamond.

[01:41:49] These people are like...

[01:41:50] Like my team is just as weird as the enemy team.

[01:41:53] They're all fucking...

[01:41:54] They're all just like weird humans. I don't know man.

[01:42:02] I'm just dead?

[01:42:06] Yeah that's my bad i mean i didn't know velkoz was going to be bought

[01:42:11] or made him in there so There's an unspoken law in archaeology. so so that a problem i couldn't blast away with magic that i don't even understand so so so Funny because I can kill the Jinx pretty easy 1v1, but...

[01:43:54] I have to uh...

[01:44:01] I have to be careful because it's not going to be a 1v1.

[01:44:04] That is why I am kind of playing like this,

[01:44:08] they are going to be everywhere on our team. What am I watching?

[01:45:11] Natalia walled me away from the turret so I couldn't hit it. so so You know what's kind of funny? The only kills that Jinx has gotten are from her rockets.

[01:45:14] Like, I'm not even killing. Kidding.

[01:45:23] She literally has rocketed six kills.

[01:45:27] Jinx rockets op

[01:45:55] god damn Dude, my eyes hurt from reading this chat right now that could be because i'm old though so like you know don't take that too seriously like maybe i'm just holding my eyes hurt.

[01:46:07] I mean, the only reason people type so much in all chat is when they have ego.

[01:46:13] Like that's just all it is it's just pure you go I know how to predict the twists and turns ahead. That's why I wing it!

[01:46:26] God, miss this!

[01:46:32] Ha! Huh! I mean, let's just get this turret.

[01:46:42] Fuck it. They're gonna give this to us for free.

[01:46:58] Dude! Dude, Dog counters Ed by the way. I can't hit him with any spells! uh so like

[01:47:43] straight up though i can't hit the dog with spells because the dogs just like counter it my entire kit, bro

[01:48:00] And any foreigner Man, I need 400 gold.

[01:48:03] I should just go back, but I really don't want to...

[01:48:23] Oh. oh i'm dead

[01:48:33] this route's not very good. Ah, I should have just gone back

[01:48:35] I guess.

[01:48:37] Rel whiffed every spell

[01:48:42] Uh it's uh...I'm not gonna type I'll whiff every spell. It's...

[01:48:42] I'm not going to type.

[01:48:43] I feel like there's so much typing going on,

[01:48:44] I'm just not going to type.

[01:48:47] What is my camp doing though?

[01:48:50] Bro, you... are trolling.

[01:48:56] Yeah this Taliyah is really bad so we have to play around the Taliyah not knowing where to be on the map and the Xin not knowing where to be on the map.

[01:49:09] Because the enemy mid is very

[01:49:15] decent. He's actually a decent player, he's like

[01:49:17] basically playing...

[01:49:21] He's the only one playing smart.

[01:49:33] Why don't we just go to Baron? Guys, let's go to Baron.

[01:49:44] They have no Jinx rocket, their Grler is dead, their mid's dead. Nice.

[01:50:06] We're gonna lose mid turret, that sucks.

[01:50:14] Wow he didn't even go for that

[01:50:18] yeah we probably just play for soul here i can't believe the jinx left bot lane

[01:50:25] and my support in my fucking mid actually just ran it down so hard that like, we're in an actual game now.

[01:50:36] That's crazy.

[01:50:38] I'm into such a weird place.

[01:50:46] You know what a lot of it is, too, though?

[01:50:48] A lot of it is the fucking mid laner countering all my kit.

[01:50:52] Like those little dogs are so OP bro.

[01:51:03] Wait this guy doesn't get to just walk up and hit our cannon. Aww, our cannon! just

[01:51:19] i mean the rails could just be diving.

[01:51:21] But my rel is kind of a bitch.

[01:51:25] Look at my rel.

[01:51:26] She's the tank on the team.

[01:51:27] She's sitting in the back.

[01:52:12] There you go. so so I have to say,

[01:52:15] I actually think that Jinx was the best player on their team low-key.

[01:52:16] But I had to say sorry for the bad AD

[01:52:18] because I know it'll tilt him.

[01:52:21] Like, I had to do it, right?

[01:52:23] Because I know he's going to get tilted off it so i had i had to give him the I'm surprised Pantheon beat Alawi

[01:52:44] I feel like Alawi wins that

[01:52:45] the pants gotta be I feel like Alawi wins that.

[01:53:15] That pants got to be pretty good.. This guy's had free feedback reports on Illaoi, Vel'Koz and Jinx. Let's see if I report them am i going to get a feedback report

[01:53:20] let's see if that guy was right

[01:53:24] i'll report the rel for fun because this guy was a douchebag

[01:53:37] do you guys like my pretty border that I got somehow?

[01:53:40] Don't know how, but somebody gave it to me.

[01:53:44] You guys like my little pretty border? JinxOP.gg? Why?

[01:54:01] I mean...

[01:54:05] It's just some random bad player.

[01:54:16] Maybe just some diamond player.

[01:54:20] I mean, the guys was bad. This guy's name is Polymorph Cuckorn. And he's a Lulu main with a higher win rate on velkoz than lulu

[01:54:54] what

[01:54:59] feels bad when everything below gm is considered bad yeah it's only

[01:55:02] considered bad to like elitist douchebag streamers like me

[01:55:05] and other high-yield

[01:55:07] streamers. If you're below GM

[01:55:09] and you think you're bad,

[01:55:11] you're not.

[01:55:18] Don't let streamers make you feel bad about your own rank.

[01:55:20] Don't compare yourself to streamers.

[01:55:26] Like the reason streamers say the ranks suck is because like I've played for 10 years.

[01:55:28] Right?

[01:55:29] Like

[01:55:30] everything is bad

[01:55:32] relative to how

[01:55:33] good you are at

[01:55:33] the game.

[01:55:35] So,

[01:55:36] if your goal

[01:55:37] is to hit Masters and you've never hit Masters

[01:55:39] before, you're not bad.

[01:55:42] Like, just because I say Masters

[01:55:43] is trash, you shouldn't feel bad about being

[01:55:45] Masters, you know?

[01:55:49] Because that's like...

[01:55:50] It's all just perspective.

[01:55:51] It's like if you have a billionaire calling

[01:55:53] a millionaire poor, right?

[01:55:57] It's like, dude, I would kill to have a million dollars but

[01:55:59] like the billionaire is just laughing he's just like oh a million dollars is

[01:56:02] pathetic

[01:56:07] so like you can't just don't like compare yourself to streamers and what you hear people say about the game and the ranks and stuff.

[01:56:14] Like whatever personal rank you go for, feel good about that.

[01:56:26] But if you want to improve and you want to hit whatever rank you're trying to hit, do it. Feel free.

[01:56:37] Don't think like you know oh every streamer says it's impossible not the gm if you have a brain but i'm silver. Yeah, but you probably started the game

[01:56:41] a year ago and you play like five

[01:56:43] games a week.

[01:56:45] You know what I mean? That streamer

[01:56:47] saying that has played

[01:56:49] 10,000 league games over 10 years Yeah, I mean...

[01:57:07] If you're good enough,

[01:57:07] You can carry in any game.

[01:57:09] Like,

[01:57:09] I've carried some like...

[01:57:11] I mean,

[01:57:11] You guys have seen me carry. Like, I'm not even Challenger And you guys have seen me carry...

[01:57:13] Like, I'm not even Challenger and you guys have seen me

[01:57:15] carry some fucking insane games.

[01:57:17] Like when you're locked in

[01:57:19] and you get a lead and you're good

[01:57:20] if you're good enough

[01:57:21] You can carry some crazy fucking games.

[01:57:26] You just have to be good enough

[01:57:27] to do it sometimes. How was your day, T-Split?

[01:57:42] When does school start again?

[01:57:48] I don't even know. August, maybe? One month.

[01:58:04] That makes sense, I was like,

[01:58:07] I haven't been in school for so long

[01:58:08] but I kind of vaguely remember school

[01:58:10] starting around August.

[01:58:16] Yo, I'm going to play a quick ad.

[01:58:17] I'll be right back because if it doesn't

[01:58:19] play now, it's going to play in the middle of the game

[01:58:20] so I'd rather play for you now.

[01:58:57] I have not been out of school for 30 years. I'm not that old. Fuck.

[01:59:01] I was just going to go pee during the ad break. But the Q dodged.

[01:59:10] I mean Rocco, I have the same thing sometimes

[01:59:12] like

[01:59:12] I get

[01:59:13] I have ADHD

[01:59:13] so I get really bored

[01:59:14] playing the same champion

[01:59:15] over and over

[01:59:16] and over

[01:59:16] and over again

[01:59:17] Like

[01:59:18] this is what I do

[01:59:18] right

[01:59:19] I

[01:59:19] I have like

[01:59:20] this weird thing I think it right? I have like this weird thing.

[01:59:21] I think it's ADHD but I don't know

[01:59:23] because it's like a trait I have.

[01:59:24] I'll spam a champion for like 40 games in a row

[01:59:27] then I don't ever want to play the champion again.

[01:59:32] Right?

[01:59:32] I'll be like,

[01:59:33] I can hyper-focus on spamming a champ

[01:59:34] a ton to gain a bunch of LP

[01:59:36] but then I don't want to play that champ

[01:59:38] for like

[01:59:38] a month

[01:59:39] and then I'm like

[01:59:41] oh,

[01:59:41] I want to try out different champs right

[01:59:42] like i want to play this ad in this 80 and do this top lane and mid and jungle

[01:59:56] that's why you just got to take the climb slow if that's your mentality, right? Like if your mentality is oh I don't want to play X champ or I don't wanna play

[02:00:00] the champ right now that I'm best at in solo queue.

[02:00:02] Just plan a smurf for normals or something because you're just gonna lose or i don't want to play the champ right now that i'm best at in solo queue

[02:00:03] just playing a smurf for normals or something because you're just going to lose lp

[02:00:12] i need to improve your macro.

[02:00:16] Your Emerald 1, 89 LP, 70% win rate?

[02:00:17] I mean, 70% win rate is pretty good.

[02:00:23] You're bad at playing from behind?

[02:00:27] I mean, a lot of people are bad at playing from behind. It's really hard to play from behind honestly

[02:00:29] Uh...I would say like

[02:00:34] Learning macro if you're an AD carry main, macro is not that important

[02:00:35] Like it's not that hard.

[02:00:38] Wave states and stuff is macro technically but it's like a subset of

[02:00:40] macro, right? It's not like

[02:00:42] map macro.

[02:00:45] If you're an AD carry main and you're stuck

[02:00:47] you feel like, and you're trying to get better

[02:00:49] at macro, just learn

[02:00:50] wave management over everything else.

[02:00:53] Learn how to farm, learn

[02:00:55] wave management, and then learn where

[02:00:56] to be at like

[02:00:58] the middle of

[02:00:58] the game.

[02:01:00] Like during mid-game

[02:01:01] you have a lot

[02:01:02] of...

[02:01:03] is where a lot

[02:01:04] of people get

[02:01:04] caught in

[02:01:04] Diaton.

[02:01:06] They either

[02:01:06] A make bad choices with their

[02:01:08] waves in lane and they get caught because they're not

[02:01:10] paying attention to wave states

[02:01:11] so they'll die to the jungler being weak side

[02:01:14] or something like that or they'll

[02:01:15] uh

[02:01:15] Or they'll not die in lane, maybe even win lane.

[02:01:23] Then they'll go mid after lane phase, but they won't know what to do in mid.

[02:01:28] Like, they won't know how to rotate around the map or like punish

[02:01:31] the enemy. They won't play aggressive enough that I

[02:01:33] actually punished mistakes the enemies making so they'll just

[02:01:36] like kind of go even during the mid game and they'll just

[02:01:38] stand mid or there'll be too scared to like walk in and So they'll just like kind of go even during the mid game and they'll

[02:01:39] stand mid or that we too scared to walk in and help their team.

[02:01:43] And it's a lot of time,

[02:01:44] like the mid-game once you get 14 15 minutes

[02:01:48] That's when you start seeing like the skill expression of

[02:01:51] knowing how to play the game. Like, you have the lane phase but laning phase is

[02:01:55] like the easier part of the game for a lot of people

[02:01:57] because it's the most played part right like you always play lane

[02:02:01] but like a lot of people don't know what to do if they can't play line

[02:02:05] so or they don't know what to do out of plane

[02:02:10] i would say if you need practice out

[02:02:11] of lane you could either get coaching or you

[02:02:14] could uh

[02:02:20] dude they banned ezreal i wanted to play play Ezreal again but they banned everything.

[02:02:23] We banned Trist, we banned Draven,

[02:02:25] we banned Ez...

[02:02:29] Alright, I'm gonna go take a leak

[02:02:31] and grab some water. But yeah i would say like if you need help

[02:02:35] during the mid game just watch a high elo streamer and if that's not enough like watch a hylo adc man

[02:02:41] watch their movement what they do and pay attention to

[02:02:44] not their fighting but pay attention to

[02:02:46] how they're moving around the map and

[02:02:48] what they're doing to keep good CS.

[02:02:51] That's where you have

[02:02:52] to pay attention to it if you're trying to get better. It's what they are doing on the map, not how they are positioning and fighting.

[02:02:58] You aren't going to learn how to win games by watching other people play the game mechanically.

[02:03:03] You are gonna learn by watching how they position and how they move.. Meow, meow..... Oh, we have a Braum.

[02:04:25] I don't think Braum is very good unless they have

[02:04:27] a melee bot though.

[02:04:28] I didn't see what their support was.

[02:04:31] But hey,

[02:04:32] you can go into my Discord

[02:04:33] and if you want to buy some coaching,

[02:04:37] there is a coaching section in the Discord

[02:04:39] where you can put a message in there.

[02:04:43] Listen, i'm down i'm done to help some homies i could always use more money for talking about being a nerd in the video game

[02:05:06] what's up hey what's up man oh god this guy picked brahm into kaisa karma oh oh brahma is horrible this game

[02:05:16] okay so this is gonna be a hard game for us. Because A, we have that same dogshit mid from last game, right?

[02:05:20] So, we have that same guy from last game who ran it down. And we also have... Huh.

[02:05:38] Okay, alright sorry. We also have a really bad bot lane matchup.

[02:05:52] Braum is just going to be really trash into double ranged.

[02:05:59] If he can tag them it's good right? We'll win if he can tag them with his Q.

[02:06:05] But if you can't get on top of him to tag them with his Q. But, if you can't get on top of

[02:06:06] him to tag them with Q,

[02:06:09] uh... He's gonna be pretty worthless during the main phase.

[02:06:19] Okay. Welcome to Summoner's Rift. I mean, they have ranged jungle too.

[02:06:23] So Braum is going to be blocking almost nothing.

[02:06:27] Or he's not gonna be able to apply his shit very well.

[02:06:40] I hit somebody in that bush.

[02:06:41] I heard it.

[02:06:43] I don't know who it was, but I hit somebody. Okay. You know, one of these days

[02:06:55] I'm gonna get a mic that I can just take to the toilet

[02:06:57] with me. And you guys can just hear me pee.

[02:07:00] It'll be a good bonding experience.

[02:07:40] Okay. so I am the bow. Star and a star's fuse! No, my minion! No!

[02:07:45] Oh my god. That was so

[02:07:47] bad.

[02:07:56] I don't actually want to fast push this.

[02:07:57] We don't need to, we can just...

[02:08:06] We can just kind of slow push the wave in, but I think it's gonna two-wave crash instead of three.

[02:08:09] We pushed it a little bit too fast. I'mma Hawkshot through their jungle to see if I can find their jungler...

[02:08:12] Get a volley... Okay, their Jungler get a volley okay the junglers pathing down which means we have about

[02:08:17] 30 seconds until they're jungle is going to be here maybe like 40 seconds until they're

[02:08:21] in the lane with us because zyra has one of the fastest clears in the game with us.

[02:08:25] Because Zyra has one of the fastest clears

[02:08:26] in the game at the moment,

[02:08:27] so...

[02:08:28] Uh, because of that

[02:08:29] we want to...

[02:08:30] I could have let this wave

[02:08:31] bounce just now.

[02:08:33] Oh, I suck.

[02:08:34] I'm actually really sad

[02:08:35] about that.

[02:08:38] How do I always miss first cannon?

[02:08:40] It's like a mental block, man.

[02:08:42] Okay, back up.

[02:08:45] We can push for level three but the problem is my brand is very behind in the jungle

[02:08:50] right now Because Zyra's going to be

[02:09:01] going to crab right now.

[02:09:04] Yep, there she is!

[02:09:10] Okay. is. I don't know if we can actually fight this.

[02:09:12] Ooh, now we can't.

[02:09:22] Yeah, we just have to give crab. I don't want to push this wave at the moment,

[02:09:25] I'm going to let it sit because...

[02:09:27] We know Zyra is in Basad, so...

[02:09:31] I don't want to get looped around because Braum hasn't put a ward down yet.

[02:09:35] He hasn't put a single ward down yet,

[02:09:37] So I don't want to get looped on.

[02:09:46] Okay. board done yet, so I don't want to get looped on. Gonna miss... Ooh! We got it. Nice.

[02:09:48] Thank you. Thanks, Braum.

[02:09:52] Pretty good chance that we can actually straight up beat them in a 2v2 right now.

[02:09:57] But I need Braum to be able to... I want to fight them for this cannon, but I need Braum to walk up with me. uh All right play bro.

[02:10:48] Nah you are... oh my god this Braum... Like we knew they had heal bro.

[02:11:11] So when we were taking that 2v2, Braum was essentially trying to run too much. The issue Braum was having is like,

[02:11:16] this is why I said this matchup's hard.

[02:11:17] So

[02:11:18] this is something

[02:11:19] a lot of melee supports do.

[02:11:21] If you're a melee support player

[02:11:22] in the stream

[02:11:23] I want you to listen

[02:11:23] to what I'm about to say, okay?

[02:11:25] Because it's gonna be a really good tip for you.

[02:11:27] If you are against a ranged champion as a melee champion

[02:11:31] even if your spell is not on cooldown

[02:11:34] or even if your spell IS on cooldown

[02:11:36] You want to be constantly playing in their face

[02:11:40] because if they have to hit you instead of your carry you're automatically out of advantage

[02:11:46] and it means that you're going to be in a good spot when your rotation of spells

[02:11:49] does come back up. And if you're playing something like Braum for example, even

[02:11:54] autoing an extra time can matter because you can proc your passive.

[02:12:01] Now the enemy team just completely griefed themselves by staying...

[02:12:07] I mean we did-'t... No, no. Get this.

[02:12:11] Do that.

[02:12:13] Their bot has to back. The enemy bot lane has to back here because they did a really bad back rotation.

[02:12:23] So we're going to push this as fast as we can, and then we're gonna get dragon.

[02:12:28] That's another thing that I try and talk about in the game. And then we're gonna get dragon.

[02:12:33] That's another thing that I try to talk to you guys about, like right there is a macro wave management thing

[02:12:36] that I was telling you about.

[02:12:38] There's absolutely no reason for that Kai'Sa to overstay.

[02:12:40] She loses a plate and loses the game There's absolutely no reason for that Kai'Sa to overstay.

[02:12:44] She loses a plate and loses the dragon for free.

[02:13:16] Pretty much exclusively because she stayed on my back timer. We need to keep an eye on action, and we need to keep an eye on... Zyra's gonna come bot and Akshan is... Oh, Zyra's top.

[02:13:17] Okay, I mean she should be pathing bot.

[02:13:18] I don't know what she's doing.

[02:13:20] But when Akshan's not there

[02:13:21] we have to keep a good eye on him.

[02:13:24] Okay. But when Akshan's not there, we have to keep a good eye on him.

[02:13:41] So we're almost six. We want to wait for me to get six, we can fight them pretty easily. We might want to wait for Braum's level 6?

[02:13:45] I don't know.

[02:13:46] It's kind of hard to tell.

[02:13:50] Like, part of me wants to wait for Braum's 6.

[02:13:53] Oh yeah,

[02:13:53] Braum is not

[02:13:54] a Braum player.

[02:13:56] So Kai'Sa's cleanse right?

[02:13:59] The problem is if I ult the Kai'Sa before Braum can follow up with his...

[02:14:05] What the fuck? If I ult the Kai'Sa before Braum can follow up with his... Oh, what the fuck?

[02:14:09] I said if I ult the Kai'Sa before Braum can follow up with his ulti,

[02:14:11] she'll just cleanse it and then my arrow's

[02:14:13] wasted.

[02:14:23] Action uh action is mia right now so we need to be care there's a lot of crap you have to keep track of when you're playing 80 carry

[02:14:25] like i have to keep track of their roaming mid i have to keep track of their roaming mid, I have to keep track of their

[02:14:28] jungle pathing.

[02:14:31] Like, it does

[02:14:32] kind of suck to have to keep track of a lot of this

[02:14:34] stuff, but everybody in the game

[02:14:36] has to keep track of this stuff

[02:14:37] except for support players because they're Everybody in the game has to keep track of this stuff.

[02:14:39] Except for support players, because they're kind of stupid.

[02:14:46] Support players have to keep track of new show release timers and stuff, you know?

[02:14:51] Like doing their laundry. Stop pushing.

[02:15:03] Where the wave is right now

[02:15:04] is perfect, because it's like...

[02:15:06] We can constantly

[02:15:08] threat a kill and uh uh if you're curious that right there is why I didn't arrow because it was really obvious that Zyra was bot.

[02:15:43] Don't ever make a play

[02:15:45] based on...

[02:15:49] If you think

[02:15:52] that it's going to be an easy fight or whatever, because they're baiting...

[02:15:55] If your jungler is on the other side of the map, unless you are much stronger,

[02:16:00] It's always bad to make that play.

[02:16:03] I'm gonna ulti

[02:16:04] this Kai'Sa to stop her tempo.

[02:16:19] I don't actually care about killing her with that ult, but I wanted to stop her back.

[02:16:27] Because now it's going to be the same thing as before if she stays... We have a buy, we're full HP

[02:16:29] and she's not gonna be able to play the game. So now we just

[02:16:31] play for points again?

[02:16:57] I have taken oaths to you i have taken over I'm going to go for the Ugh, actions Mia. Dude this is such a weird game! I can't get an

[02:17:01] elite because our action

[02:17:05] is so bad that it's not even worth the I can't get a lead because our action is just like...

[02:17:11] Action has essentially

[02:17:12] always been Mia.

[02:17:13] He's 90% of your AD carry games?

[02:17:21] I mean, the difference is

[02:17:22] that the lane

[02:17:23] is only hard

[02:17:23] because Braum

[02:17:24] is a Braum.

[02:17:27] Like if he didn't pick Braum and he picked something else...

[02:17:30] I would probably be killing these guys on repeat.

[02:17:35] Also, we're getting hard weak-sided.

[02:17:36] So it's a little hard on that too.

[02:17:40] But we are winning on the other side of the map pretty

[02:17:42] hard, so it's not that bad.

[02:18:03] I think everyone is getting... My back. Actually, I don't know if I had time to back.

[02:18:09] We'll see. I don't.

[02:18:12] I would miss... I'd lose a point and

[02:18:14] a wave if I back Rano

[02:18:15] because she has Static Shiv.

[02:18:27] Flame of Spot. I mean, we can take a fight but... I mean it's full item versus fucking boots and and...

[02:18:43] I mean, we can fight this. But it's going to be hard.

[02:18:48] Nah, our team doesn't want to.

[02:19:29] This Brandon is really bad. He has 0kp and he is just walking around power farming camps. so I mean, I think I'm just dead. Yeah this is just... Stop making plays bot when our jungler is afk top I have heard no better words than the strong is out of bounds.

[02:19:56] He won't. auto phones he wants I'm not gonna flame. ah um Hmm. I really want to fight, but I don't have Kraken Sly yet.

[02:20:56] Oh my god! My brand is so bad! I'm going to go, this friend kind of funny. Yo, what are you doing man?

[02:21:43] Like we're just gonna get killed. Double-killed right now if you keep Yo, what are you doing man?

[02:21:47] Like we're just gonna get killed- double killed right now if you keep doing this shit.

[02:21:53] Like yeah like...

[02:21:58] Why are you trolling? Mr. Fromm.

[02:22:30] This guy is so bad! He's first-timing Braum for fun in the worst Braum game I've ever seen. it might be that he pleases you let's sustain my training

[02:22:41] aurelia do what i say go bot Go bot. God, I hate Loilo.

[02:22:45] Like this guy is such a pig.

[02:22:49] He's just too stupid.

[02:22:52] Or loose, I don't care, Loilo.

[02:22:56] Move on.

[02:22:57] I'm Smurf, you aren't...

[02:23:00] You sit here for life.

[02:23:09] Throw me more, loser! I can buy your house. so Push mid, please.

[02:23:40] Irelia admitted to griefing on purpose in chat.

[02:23:45] I will have her ban.

[02:24:04] Okay. We have first time LeBlanc top, first time Irelia Mid, first time Braum, first time Brand.

[02:24:12] No fate is written to accept my life so so Please don't hostage me. My time is worth more than yours is. You can all just int next game. i am like even that sounds cringe it's just true, right? uh dude i don't want to sit here and do this this is so boring so so Oh, it's so boring man.

[02:26:19] I literally have four people first-timing champs on my team. Ugh... okay seems winnable.

[02:26:44] It is, but I don't want to play it.

[02:26:47] Think about this.

[02:26:49] The mental anguish that

[02:26:50] I'm going to have to go through to solo carry

[02:26:52] this game

[02:26:52] is more than i care about the lp

[02:27:00] that's like a good way of putting it They're probably going to do Baron because it's Zyra.

[02:27:13] But my team is just afk uh my rally to solo ultra garen I'm really just solo ulting Garen. so is it is surrender Your turret has been destroyed. Say bye-bye, Counter Area. Bye-bye!

[02:28:49] We were red side too That's the sad part.

[02:28:52] Our team had more LP than theirs and they chose

[02:28:54] to first time five champs or four champs.

[02:28:58] It's always disgusting.

[02:29:00] But it is what it is so How come nobody has the balls to actually answer people when they ask them questions now in games?

[02:29:37] Like I asked you, why are you grief right?

[02:29:41] You say nothing

[02:29:50] why

[02:29:56] if you're gonna grief people at least least have the balls to type to them.

[02:31:49] Don't be a pussies about it.......... I mean, look at this. 0% win rate, no brand games.

[02:31:56] No LeBlanc games.

[02:31:58] No Braum games.

[02:32:00] Like all four of the retards decided that they just wanted to pick champs

[02:32:04] They don't play.

[02:32:07] This is why League is not fun as an AD carry and a low elo

[02:32:11] Anything below Grandmaster

[02:32:13] As an AD Carry is not fun, because

[02:32:14] every retard just picks

[02:32:16] to have personal fun, but they

[02:32:18] want to play a champ and push their buttons.

[02:32:21] It's like, dude, just play to win,

[02:32:22] and you win games.

[02:32:24] If you're playing ranked, play to win and you win games. If you're playing ranked,

[02:32:26] play to win or don't queue up ranked

[02:32:27] and just play normals.

[02:32:29] Like if you got 30 minutes before class

[02:32:30] or before work

[02:32:32] and you're just like,

[02:32:32] oh I'll play a game of League.

[02:32:34] Play normal dude.

[02:32:36] Don't first time Le blunt pop in ranked and just into your ass off

[02:32:41] because you're just ruining people's day it's so unfun to invest time when the enemy team is not investing time to care about your time.

[02:32:53] It's so unfun.. This guy is just Q-sniping me.

[02:33:27] Like, it's like

[02:33:27] Giga obvious he's a Q-Sniper, because if you look...

[02:33:30] ...he doesn't fight the game.

[02:33:35] He's either a bot account or a Q-Sniper.

[02:33:37] Because this person was apparently masters three years in a row but i can like with like 100 certainty tell you that person was not a Masters player.

[02:34:08] So he's either Q-sniping to grief or somebody bought an account with only a rams and........ Hello. Oh, well. Ugh!

[02:36:09] Ugh!

[02:36:10] Ugh!

[02:36:11] Ugh!

[02:36:12] Ugh! Oh, I don't know. It doesn't really bother me. Welcome to Summoner's Raid.

[02:36:42] Yeah, we'll liberate a priceless artifact or two, kill some bad guys, maybe save the world...

[02:36:49] Thirty seconds until minions spawn. I should be watching for the invade, but... possession is nine-tenths of the law caitlyn those prezonic demon totems are mine fair and square Okay. I thought you had Q. Well, Yana should have started Q. It's okay now. uh oh Uh-oh.

[02:38:12] Yeah, we're definitely in the loser's queue algorithm today.

[02:38:15] It's gonna be a rough one.

[02:38:18] I'm gonna have to 1v9 every game today like you can tell sometimes when you get into

[02:38:24] the loser's q like early on in the stream because you'll get like bad players they're

[02:38:29] just trolling like it's like a constant flow of bad bad bad bad bad bad and

[02:38:35] you're like yeah this is too many bad in a row

[02:38:40] so we gotta look for uh opportunities to pop off

[02:39:37] but yeah that way yona should have used her Flash level 1 by the way. always oh my god man uh Ugh, it's worth. It's worth.

[02:39:39] The Cait misses the whole length I Nice. I can blink and still not miss. so We need to kill the cannon before we fight. We can fight them right now, but we have to kill cannon first. I have a feeling Yi is here.

[02:40:53] Because they're playing...

[02:40:55] They're playing really awkward.

[02:41:03] Like, they're playing super-awkward.

[02:41:10] No more! They're playing super awkward. Man, I really wish Leona was going in...

[02:41:14] So like when they are this far up there is no reason not to just go in

[02:41:19] If he's on dragon we can still fight

[02:41:27] maybe when i pinged ye she got spooked.

[02:41:54] Oh, what the fuck was that bro? I'm just dead.

[02:41:58] Nah, I'm just full-dead. Yeah. Even if I barrier, I'm just full dead. Yeah...

[02:42:00] Even if I barrier, I'm dead there.

[02:42:03] Dude what am I watching this Leona do though?

[02:42:05] This guy is like...

[02:42:07] Allergic to walking forward and using his spells.

[02:42:16] Oh god, every support I've seen today is just retarded. Like, it's kind of

[02:42:24] embarrassing at this point. Watching

[02:42:26] supports walk in circles

[02:42:28] and be unable to just simply

[02:42:30] hit their buttons.

[02:42:34] I know that they deserve

[02:42:35] like-I understand

[02:42:37] the idea behind Bl like, Geronimo.

[02:42:48] Maybe they're autofilled.

[02:42:49] Maybe that you know...

[02:42:50] You're not in Challenger.

[02:42:51] They're not gonna play perfect but like...

[02:42:53] I feel like a Diamond Leona should be able to

[02:42:57] understand the idea of how

[02:42:59] go into a bush and then

[02:43:01] Q.

[02:43:03] Or take Hex Flash. Not taking Hex Flash seems queue or to take hex flash like not taking

[02:43:05] hex flash seems kind of like you're just griefing

[02:43:12] that's just wild to me.

[02:43:20] Like, I'm being bullied by a Soraka? When we have a Leona... My Leona is scared of

[02:43:22] Soraka.

[02:43:24] Like that is crazy! An ally has been slain. An ally has been slain.

[02:43:43] Like what are we...

[02:43:45] Why are we scared bro? She has boots!

[02:43:57] Finders Hall. Not to be straight up a dead end Thank you.

[02:44:04] Like, she was also tunnel visioning there instead of just going the... The Raka.

[02:44:08] Like, just hit whoever you can hit, man.

[02:44:11] Like, you don't have to tunnel.

[02:44:15] We got this.

[02:45:31] Okay. Leona is just way too OP. Like, we win every single fight we get into right now so Kill that guy. I'll push my way then These are some funny fights.

[02:45:33] Also, this Caitlyn has 30 CS.

[02:45:38] This is what I was talking about before.

[02:45:41] It's like the importance of knowing how to wave manage and shit. My Caitlyn's got

[02:45:42] 30 CS.

[02:45:45] Oh! that was cool looking. That was so

[02:45:49] cool looking. get a 150 oh and 15 yeah so i mean just report them There's not really much else to do right? so so Man, my Ez is actually really bad.

[02:46:47] Like for some reason today my Ezreal's just so trash.

[02:46:53] Ohhhh man... I need to stop forcing with this Leona

[02:46:58] because we win all these fights I'm forcing but the Leona. Because we win all these fights on forcing, but

[02:47:00] the Leona's like fucking trash.

[02:47:07] Like why are you rushing Bramble Vests?

[02:47:10] That's only good if like Soraka is autoing you.

[02:47:17] Ugh... whatever. I'm not going to keep whining.

[02:47:21] We'll just look at the positive.

[02:47:23] We get to play League of Legends today

[02:47:24] and enjoy ourselves

[02:47:27] instead of going to work in a coal mine.

[02:47:32] So you know what? we'll be positive about

[02:47:41] that I'm going to go ahead and do this. Exploration runs in my veins, it's in my blood I need help.

[02:48:13] Where's my team what are you guys doing uh me chevron had a problem i couldn't blast away with magic so so uh in We should be diving this. is notorious

[02:50:14] careful we don't know where cat is Oh, this is bad. instead

[02:50:49] i overextended

[02:50:55] please get rift since you are aeth, and ye is bought.

[02:51:21] Jungle a very simple roll. I know I'm flaming these people so they're less likely to play, but dude, they need to be flamed. like if you're playing jungle and you don't understand that like you make a cross map play when the enemy is camped bot for five years

[02:51:24] it just doesn't seem that hard

[02:51:28] i mean my leona has been afk boleyn just absorbing xp for five minutes

[02:51:43] dude why does it feel like the players are worse the higher ELO you get? Straight up. It genuinely feels like the players are actually worse. uh ah What am I watching?

[02:52:25] Bro, what the fuck?

[02:52:49] Why would you go in? like what the fuck oh my god.

[02:52:52] 0-4 Gwen top, in a matchup she wins.

[02:52:57] A Leona with Down Syndrome...

[02:52:59] Like I never thought that I'd actually see a Leona make me think that like...

[02:53:03] ...I prefer a Yuumi.

[02:53:12] Like, Leona is literally one of the easiest champs in the game bro. You just walk forward and hit Q.

[02:53:20] Like we couldn't have hit Q level 1. We started E on Leona.

[02:53:28] Yeah man, that's the play! We start E-Leona. Poggers.

[02:53:38] I mean,

[02:53:39] I knew that was gonna happen.

[02:53:41] I just can't like...

[02:53:44] It is what it is.

[02:53:47] Can you walk at the Katarina?

[02:53:48] Oh my god,

[02:53:50] you are like...

[02:53:53] I think you genuinely smell like cheese.

[02:53:54] Not good cheese,

[02:53:55] like cheese that...

[02:53:57] Yeah, no, get me killed too, bro.

[02:53:59] No, that's good.

[02:54:01] You need to quit weak.

[02:54:18] You rush thornmail Leona, started E and have no idea how to play that role? I could do better duo with my feet. Jungler is also D1 peeking, peeker.

[02:54:35] OP D two peeker.

[02:54:40] From China.

[02:56:24] China. uh engage ape uh Cool. I'm glad my Leona is kiting! Nice kiting, Leona. Well played. so so I'm going to try and get the uh been slain

[02:56:30] i don't want to play i don't know, man.

[02:56:36] I think the problem is

[02:56:40] I'm trying too hard to push leads with people

[02:56:44] who are retarded. Like this happens every time I get into D1 lowmasters

[02:56:50] you need your team to push a lead right but i try and push it too hard,

[02:56:57] And the person isn't capable of thought.

[02:57:01] So I end up pushing my lead well, but they can't mechanically keep up or like decision making.

[02:57:22] Please do Baron we have no vision. So we just whiff Q on a guy not moving so um so an enemy is godlike oh uh God damn it!

[02:59:03] Your team has destroyed a turret. An enemy has been slain.

[02:59:24] I'm at my best in the Warp Tour, Prince of Anaheim. enemy has Bro, come on guys.

[02:59:25] We can't win? Can you guys stop wasting my time?

[02:59:29] Thank God.

[03:00:32] Okay.. so oh my death has been I like how I'm macroing the other team. Marvel. If I don't know the rules, then how can I be that?

[03:00:39] Your creator is destroyed.

[03:00:40] Your credit has been restored. Whoa! your character

[03:00:52] thank god okay Thank God. Okay. I'm gonna play mid today.

[03:00:54] Anytime- Remember when I told you

[03:00:56] before, if you change roles

[03:00:58] you instantly go on win streak?

[03:01:00] I told you guys that yesterday. remember when i was playing only mid then we lost

[03:01:04] two mid games because our bot lane didn't well now my teammates are all inting on top

[03:01:08] side of the map so i play mid and we auto win every game watch it, it's so easy. The algorithm is my bitch. I've solved it...................... you you......... I mean, that's pretty okay with me. What is this logic? What?

[03:07:39] This guy's like, gaming is the only way you meet me.

[03:07:43] I mean, I haven't met...

[03:07:45] Like... What? I mean, I haven't met like...

[03:07:48] What?

[03:07:53] I haven't met my neighbor that moved in down the street a year ago.

[03:07:57] I'm not sure I would care about meeting them either. Ah.

[03:07:59] .

[03:08:01] .

[03:08:03] .

[03:08:05] .

[03:08:07] .. That guy...

[03:08:17] I think that guy thought

[03:08:19] he's

[03:08:19] very important

[03:08:20] person

[03:08:21] apparently

[03:08:21] Vince A very important person. so We are What do you guys think he does?

[03:09:07] He said I would never meet him if it wasn't for League.

[03:09:15] You think he like

[03:09:21] do you think it's bruce wayne did we meet batman

[03:09:23] what a beast What a fucking beast.

[03:09:56] I mean, you guys can't kill me. Are you just wasting time? you know what I mean? Maybe he's the extraterrestrial life we found on Mars. You know, like maybe that's where he's from.

[03:10:00] Like maybe he's...maybe that's his job.

[03:10:04] ... job so so who would have thought we would be fighting a brand nami level 2 as Jinx.

[03:10:52] Oh my god, my CS today is so bad. I gotta lock in!

[03:10:58] My CS is dog shit today man. gonna walk in.

[03:11:00] My CS is dog shit today, man.

[03:11:24] We gotta get the wave crashed. He's gonna E the wave. I mean, we have to fight forward.

[03:11:26] We don't have a choice, man.

[03:11:30] Like, that's why I wanted to push the wave in and then... I will be understanding more about the game now, Pike. I suggest roaming your skill is not there for lane The The Pyke is not good enough to lane, so I'm gonna have him roam the whole game.

[03:12:20] When your support is bad, ask them to go roam. Like if you're're good enough you can 1v2 lanes

[03:12:30] but i genuinely would much rather one be two of these lands because what will happen too

[03:12:34] is the enemy nami will likely roam with the pike

[03:12:38] like enemy supports are just as stupid as your support

[03:12:42] right not me just as bad as pike is it's just that like pike is a champion that has to like all in to do his job. Wait, I got ganked?

[03:13:10] I 1v2'd them and...

[03:13:12] Like you aren't human right, Pyke?

[03:13:16] I don't know what to say.

[03:13:21] Like, we win that

[03:13:23] but you ran!

[03:14:36] Okay. Help your team, Pyke! You are the support player. all right an ally has been slain so You guys see why I want to play mid, though? Like straight up.

[03:14:38] Do you realize how much easier the game is?

[03:14:44] We don't have to watch these players do nothing

[03:14:58] Like I'm literally 1v2ing bot right now.

[03:15:01] Look at what my Pyke's doing.

[03:15:04] He has to be retarded.

[03:15:06] Look at this.

[03:15:09] He's level 3 walking around the map

[03:15:10] standing in a bush.

[03:15:13] There has got to be some sort of like...

[03:15:16] actual mental deficiency going on.

[03:15:22] Like if you're a support player and you can't climb out of diamonds?

[03:15:45] Holy fuck! What are you doing with your life Like, I genuinely think if I was good enough at like controlling my feet.

[03:15:49] Like if I had better motor controls in my feet,

[03:15:51] I genuinely think

[03:15:52] I could 1v2

[03:15:54] Botwins

[03:15:55] in this elo.

[03:16:23] Okay. in the silo. like the brand just flashed on me like what is like what is happening? Bro, just go help the team!

[03:16:49] This is Diamond 1! I am in Diamond 1 elo with a Pyke who's mentally retarded. Like how dog shit are you people? so so so so god dude like i'm i'm him i am him and this game is still this hard.

[03:18:12] God damn it, man! Dude that's what I'm saying man.

[03:18:19] Like, I wish to God

[03:18:21] I could just show you guys

[03:18:23] there is almost no

[03:18:25] conceivable way You can get stuck in Diamond as a support main

[03:18:30] if you're using...

[03:18:31] All you have to do to climb into Zillow

[03:18:33] is turn your brain on.

[03:18:36] Just, like,

[03:18:37] breathe. Have, like like- like breathe! Have

[03:18:39] a functioning cerebellum! You know what I mean? It's crazy! so Like, no way right? There's just... there's got to be absolutely no way these people are real. so Why is Cho'Gath bot? so okay so so what the What the fuck? Okay. Bronze? Dude,

[03:21:00] you guys... This is what I'm saying.

[03:21:02] Viewers watch streamers

[03:21:03] and they're like, man, I want to someday

[03:21:05] be able to climb up to Grandmaster and Challenger.

[03:21:08] And I wanna be able to like say that

[03:21:10] or play with really good players.

[03:21:13] They don't improve.

[03:21:16] Like you guys can just chill.

[03:21:17] Like I would rather be

[03:21:19] blissfully ignorant

[03:21:20] about how the game

[03:21:21] is played

[03:21:21] like

[03:21:23] I'm not even kidding

[03:21:24] when I say this

[03:21:24] listen

[03:21:25] I would actually

[03:21:27] rather

[03:21:28] not know how to play League of Legends,

[03:21:31] like be way worse at the game

[03:21:32] and at least have fun

[03:21:34] than like

[03:21:37] be high elo

[03:21:38] and watch the atrocities that I see players in this elo do.

[03:21:52] Because...

[03:21:56] I don't have words. It's like...

[03:22:20] Like, you expect people to be smarter as you get higher elo but they're not sorry i'll stop whining i'm just been like i've lost two games in a row so i'm getting tilted. We'll walk in...

[03:22:25] I'm just tilted as fuck.

[03:22:30] My Cho'Gath walked bot?

[03:22:36] Okay! My Cho'Gath walked bot. Okay? Oh, nice! Well played.

[03:22:42] My Cho'Gath walked bot earlier to chase a Nami into second turret instead of farm away mid. What are you over in sadly we're on d1

[03:22:48] like i should be in masters mmr already but we got stuck in d1 MMR because I lost two games.

[03:23:00] That's what I'm saying, man.

[03:23:02] Like, low elo is actually not as bad as everybody makes it out to seem.

[03:23:06] The game quality... Sure, it's like you're not good but like if you're okay with just not being good at league who cares

[03:23:12] like i'm not good at a lot of shit.

[03:23:19] Dude!

[03:23:20] Tell me,

[03:23:22] I'm not him! him so so like did you guys see what i just didn't i juked the Flash Casio R.

[03:24:15] Like, come on!

[03:24:19] Jesus, I know I suck at League, but Jesus, I know

[03:24:20] I suck at League but like

[03:24:22] I am playing above this level

[03:24:24] 1000%

[03:24:30] I'm trying to care.

[03:24:34] And Adela has been slain.

[03:24:42] Dude, that's what sucks about high elo though You have to play meta champs

[03:24:44] Like when people say they want to get high elo

[03:24:46] I tell them it's not as glamorous as they think

[03:24:48] You have to

[03:24:50] Play a lot of games You have to play a lot of games.

[03:24:52] You HAVE to play meta.

[03:24:56] Unless you're really good at something like Vel'Koz,

[03:24:58] your 1 in a million ASAP or some shits...

[03:25:00] ...you have to play meta, or else you're just griefing your team

[03:25:08] uh you're always going to be huh

[03:25:21] so huh

[03:25:31] sorry i was trying to i'm trying to like space and... All right.

[03:25:50] Anyway,

[03:25:50] like I was saying,

[03:25:51] you have to play a lot.

[03:25:52] You have to know a lot.

[03:25:53] You can't make mistakes.

[03:25:54] You have to play meta.

[03:25:56] The players don't actually get smarter

[03:25:58] they just get slightly better at their champions

[03:26:02] and you wait in really

[03:26:04] long queue times.

[03:26:06] That's the other part that really sucks.

[03:27:15] Damn. okay like sometimes your queue times are longer than your actual games games. so so Do I need 15 or is 14? Oh, I only need 12.

[03:27:17] Nice.

[03:27:19] I actually didn't know how much the cost was when you have Zeal and Dagger. I didn't know how much the cost was.

[03:27:22] When you have Zeal and Dagger,

[03:27:23] I didn't know it was 12.

[03:27:25] It makes sense because Zeal is 15 but my brain wasn't

[03:27:28] braining.

[03:27:34] Okay. I'm just mining. We should get a Red Serald so so so so I'm dead.

[03:28:29] Fuck.

[03:28:31] I was trying to limit test, but my team made the right call.

[03:28:36] That was just pure ego.

[03:28:39] My bad, guys.

[03:28:40] I egoed one time.

[03:28:55] That would not be fun, by the way.

[03:28:57] To lose because of one ego?

[03:29:01] Because like why are they even fighting right now?

[03:29:09] So like... right now. So, like,

[03:29:09] right there,

[03:29:10] what you guys just saw,

[03:29:12] my team fights

[03:29:12] intentionally 5v4

[03:29:14] without me?

[03:29:15] That right there

[03:29:16] is

[03:29:17] basically why players throw games.

[03:29:23] I mean, I threw first, right?

[03:29:26] But like, there's a weird phenomenon that happens where somebody will throw on your team,

[03:29:31] and then your team will still take an uneven fight because you threw.

[03:29:35] Instead of just walking away they'll...

[03:30:11] ...troll. they'll just crawl. so It's just gonna be Baron.

[03:30:23] My spacing is good? Thanks man, I think that's my only saving grace in my 33 years on this planet is that I can somewhat play AD Carry well

[03:30:27] in a children's video game made 15 years ago.

[03:30:50] That and I'm like... you know, not the most annoying person. Like, surely there's somebody out there more annoying than me?

[03:30:56] It'd be hard to find them but like... There's somebody out there more annoying than me like it'd be hard to find them but like there's somebody so so I mean, yeah. We just run them down mid now. down Uh oh.

[03:31:49] Uh oh.

[03:32:00] Uh oh, I'm dead. Maybe?

[03:32:03] Don't pull into me! Oh, I'm still dead.

[03:32:22] I'm a little sad because my Pyke is just standing here watching it happen i mean that was my bad. Pyke kills them all if he goes in, but our pyke is really dumb so he's not gonna go in.

[03:32:28] Like that's just on me

[03:32:33] like the pike might actually be soft inting i'm not even kidding look at what

[03:32:37] he's doing

[03:32:40] like look at this.

[03:32:43] Lowkey I think he might be trying to lose.

[03:32:49] I've seen a lot of gameplay in my years.

[03:32:54] I've seen like literal gold players play Pike better than this guy.

[03:32:58] And this guy's a Pike one trick with 60 Pike games this season.

[03:33:45] Yeah. pike one trick with 60 pike games this season I mean everybody on our team is super far ahead except for Pike. Ah. Ugh. Whatever. We got dragon...

[03:33:49] Why would you guys do that?

[03:33:53] I don't get it, but whatever.

[03:34:01] Okay...I teach you all how to win game.

[03:34:06] Group, as a team.

[03:34:10] I'm very strong. You oughta win. so so Why is it impossible for our team to ever group up?

[03:36:04] I don't get it but you guys do you uh your team has destroyed an inhibitor So, I'm going to go ahead and do that. wait i didn't actually get my reset on that. I mean, we could just go to Baron. But we could probably just kill them too. Like, I actually think we can fight them.

[03:36:06] Like, I'm very strong.

[03:36:27] Oh, that's a good one! A lot of this is just gonna be my team is too scared, but whatever.

[03:36:30] Let's slow play it.

[03:36:32] I've lost two games in a row.

[03:36:33] I don't want to risk losing a third.

[03:36:36] Just come slow play. lost two games in a row i don't want to risk losing a third

[03:36:53] just come slow play Like, we don't need to do Baron but...

[03:36:56] You see what I mean by my Pyke is soft inting, by the way?

[03:36:57] Like why would he be there?

[03:37:04] Why right? Because he's trying to lose the game.

[03:37:09] Pyke you're not good enough to lose this game bro. You tried...you're not good enough. so so Wait, why did that slow me?

[03:37:44] Wait, how does that work?

[03:37:46] What did I get slowed by?

[03:37:47] Do I not know how Shen works?

[03:37:55] Okay. do i not know how shen works like what's what slows you so wow i'm doing so much damage wait a second, I'm doing zero damage.

[03:38:23] Oh yeah! The red wins! I just got facetanked by a Shen with only Randuin's. Okay. So,..... How's your guys day going by the way?

[03:40:17] Are you guys having a wonderful day

[03:40:21] watching me get mad at a video game made for children.... So,.................... I did.

[03:45:00] I finally got some sleep.

[03:45:02] I only slept for seven hours, but it wasn't bad so... Better than three?

[03:46:06] Oh, I feel a lot better today

[03:46:07] than I did...

[03:46:08] Trust me.

[03:46:09] I feel a lot better today

[03:46:10] than I did yesterday.

[03:46:41] Yesterday, I was a lot better today than I did yesterday. Yesterday I was a fucking zombie. uh Oh, question.

[03:46:44] I suck, but I'm...

[03:46:50] You are 200 games in D2. Are you also bad? I'm just saying

[03:47:11] you're talking like you have any idea how League works.

[03:47:19] But, you don't. And it's shown you don't by your ego. So I'm done arguing, I hope you have a nice day. You will stay in low elo.

[03:47:36] Until you drop your ego.

[03:47:46] The one game I don't ban fucking Yasuo.

[03:47:50] I perma-ban this champion always, and I didn't ban him this one game.

[03:48:24] Fuck. man the guy's straight up always been this champ Hmm?

[03:48:26] Oh, it's not about him being bodied.

[03:48:28] It's just that he counters me in lane.

[03:48:32] This guy is not very good at Yasasuo but he also does beat uh tristana

[03:49:45] he's just not very good at Yasuo. so I'm gonna go do it, I'm chillin'. so What is my Jungor doing? Okay, my Jungor's an idiot. Like what are you doing bro?

[03:49:53] Like what?

[03:50:00] I don't know, this is wild.

[03:50:04] Like little bro just walked into a Yasuo for fun.

[03:50:14] I gotta TP back.

[03:50:19] Like, I'm already in a counter matchup and now I'm in a counter match up against double buffs.

[03:50:25] Because this guy just decided to walk into him for fun.

[03:50:28] That's gonna be rough.

[03:50:34] No, you still have to... Oh yeah they got rid rid of placements i mean not placement so

[03:50:40] they got rid of promotion games

[03:50:44] it's like one of the nicest changes that anybody's done I don't really know how I'm going to play against Yasuo with boots and double buffs at 4 minutes.

[03:51:08] Go in! Go in, go in go in go in thank you like i'm genuinely just gonna have to

[03:51:30] fucking roam That killed me? Oh, I suck.

[03:51:57] Damn, my bad. so so so Guys, you have a Yasuo behind you.

[03:52:40] I hope you guys know that.

[03:52:41] Just go on the Yasuo.

[03:52:43] Literally just go on the Yasuo.

[03:52:48] Stun him!

[03:53:29] What the fuck am I watching? oh my god it was like petrified why did they just go in Hmm. Ooh, he actually got him! That's

[03:53:31] actually pretty sick.

[03:53:33] Nice job bro.

[03:53:40] I'm gonna be real,

[03:53:42] I don't think...I said this

[03:53:44] yesterday but Aphelios is one of those champs

[03:53:46] where like I genuinely don't think you should

[03:53:48] play Aphelios.

[03:53:52] Unless you're in high elo.

[03:53:56] Like, I know I sound kind of douchey for saying that but it's like he feels like one of those champs to me.

[03:54:07] Because he's not directly easy. But, he is one of those champions that requires a lot of... you have to know how to play him.

[03:54:18] We're only in D1. Okay, we got the Yasuo ults.

[03:54:44] Actually not that bad.

[03:54:46] Oh I'm dead actually.

[03:54:48] If he was good I'd die there.

[03:54:50] Thank god he sucks.

[03:54:57] Just push the wave, push the wave!

[03:55:48] Thank you. so so so I think when Tristana gets nerfed next patch, she'll still be good but she will definitely be worse than

[03:55:53] she is now

[03:55:56] wait is this guy going Kraken Slayer?

[03:56:02] Wait, is Yasuo supposed to go Kraken Slayer?

[03:56:05] I don't even know. know so uh so so that's what is on the tree I was having a question. Is that like...

[03:57:22] Is that a normal Yasuo skin? hmm I don't know what's happening.

[03:57:49] I'm just getting kinda screwed on XP here though. What? Max EP I guess. max ep i guess that works out

[03:58:18] why am i 1v or 2d3ing mid though what's happening right now Wait. i mean he also doesn't have his ult back yet up yet Dude, there are so many games I play

[03:59:05] that just feel like

[03:59:06] I'm stalemated mid by a counter.

[03:59:09] Or I'm just stalemated in general by

[03:59:10] a counter but whether it's bottom mid and then the games

[03:59:13] just feel so hard because you're just countered by

[03:59:17] stalemate where you can't do anything and it feels

[03:59:20] so bad hmm Hmm.

[03:59:43] Okay, I got his

[03:59:47] stone quitting.

[03:59:51] ... What?

[04:00:06] No, what? I buffered the W jump?

[04:00:10] You don't win this.

[04:00:12] Please don't take the fight

[04:00:19] dude i buffered the w jump and i still got knocked up

[04:00:26] damn

[04:00:31] why is this game so slow like i'm getting two three man mid the whole game and my teammates are just standing

[04:00:37] there like with cock in hand oh i said don't take the fight man why am i being ignored?

[04:00:47] Why are you taking the fight? don't duck Wait, I'm gonna lose my mind.

[04:01:25] Thank you! Guy is literally the worst player I've ever seen just auto-attacking me to death because he has no skill.

[04:01:37] Leona, go top to rift. Bot is about to fall. Just go topside. I swear to

[04:01:59] God.

[04:02:00] Like, I have to God. Like,

[04:02:01] I have to literally tell my team

[04:02:03] like chess pieces.

[04:02:04] Like go here, do this,

[04:02:05] do that.

[04:02:06] Like do this,

[04:02:07] ward this.

[04:02:09] Like I swear

[04:02:10] to fucking God it is insane. Oh my, we're only just standing here.

[04:02:29] Don't worry! Like, we're watching.

[04:02:32] Like what am I watching man walk at him bro why are you kiting Like, Leona's

[04:02:50] entire job is walk forward

[04:02:52] and create space.

[04:02:54] She's standing behind me!

[04:03:01] Bro, what are you doing?

[04:03:05] Why are you pathing bots?!

[04:03:11] Why is my support going bot? Like, dude. Like dude, what are we doing?

[04:03:30] What are we doing? Go mid.

[04:03:41] Yeah, maybe we should go mid!

[04:03:51] How is every support this mentally retarded? Like, real talk don't care.

[04:04:07] We are a three-man bot with no objective up other than rifts yes we do

[04:04:15] you diamond hard stuck loser.

[04:04:24] Why do diamonds even get to breathe?

[04:04:27] Tell me.

[04:04:58] I don't know. Tell me. diamonds may not speak to me as if we are the same The same. Are they on a whiffed ulti?

[04:05:46] Let me out diamonds so We have no vision, so I can't even fight man.

[04:06:13] Notice how they are as five notice how we have zero warts in any bushes Wow.

[04:06:14] One ward.

[04:06:18] I ace them if Leona

[04:06:19] wards this.

[04:06:23] The one

[04:06:24] they are all standing in.ha'zix your d2 your mom needed to not wake up I don't talk to D2 peekers.

[04:06:45] So you inting to yasuo level two was 900 lp so

[04:07:07] being bought with baron up 900 lp That's right. Payback is hard.

[04:07:26] Homie, I'm on a smurf and you solo lost me mid at level 3. Then...

[04:07:38] You really don't want to do this.

[04:07:42] Lil bro. Please don't play a felios either by the way your champs are karth You realize I bounced the wave on Wave 2. Then he was 30% HP, I was

[04:08:25] 50.

[04:08:27] I'm not going to TP

[04:08:28] to spend

[04:08:30] 400 gold

[04:08:32] so you can take

[04:08:34] craft. Okay, so you can pick crap Leona you lost bot as Leona You can invade!

[04:08:53] But why ego the crab? The crab does zero! You were 900 LP, you know that! I wasn't losing! I just explained what happened

[04:09:13] dude how are these people functioning members of the fucking universe.

[04:09:19] I feel like I'm talking to a literal retard!

[04:09:21] Oh, there's your new prio!

[04:09:23] I walked into Yasuo, gave him

[04:09:24] double buff, and then brought

[04:09:26] 900 LP! No you're goddamn not!

[04:09:32] I'd bet my left nut

[04:09:33] you're not 900 fucking LP.

[04:09:35] You're so fucking bad.

[04:09:50] My right nut is too important to me.

[04:09:52] I won't bet the right nut, but the left nut,

[04:09:53] I don't give a fuck.

[04:09:55] I'm willing to part with the left nut.

[04:09:57] It's still important, but it's like your favorite kid when people have kids and shits.

[04:10:06] Yeah? you know, like when people have kids and shits. Like I don't get it man

[04:10:07] Jungle is not a fucking hard win

[04:10:09] Like look at this

[04:10:15] like look at this jungle is not a

[04:10:17] fucking hard role everybody who thinks jungle's hard has just never actually played jungle

[04:10:29] it takes a hundred games to learn jungle. It's so easy.

[04:10:32] Look.

[04:10:35] So right here,

[04:10:37] we win the trade.

[04:10:39] I miss the jump. Whatever. It doesn't really matter. He would have

[04:10:41] been another 100 HP lower,

[04:10:43] so that's on me.

[04:10:44] Right?

[04:10:45] My Kha'Zix is invading

[04:10:46] like he said he wanted to.

[04:10:48] I was like, okay.

[04:10:50] We have full prio.

[04:10:52] There's no way this Yasuo can do anything.

[04:10:55] Correct?

[04:10:58] I jump in, we

[04:10:59] take another perfect trade by the way.

[04:11:02] Literally like the perfect

[04:11:03] fucking trade.

[04:11:04] Now why doesn't my 900 LP jungler come dive mid on this wave crash.

[04:11:20] You want to know how I know he's not a fucking challenger 900 LP jungler?

[04:11:22] Because any fucking person

[04:11:24] with any sort of relevance and any sort of skill would walk mid here and kill this Yasuo instantly.

[04:11:32] He would get off of blue, walk here, and jump over the fuckin' wall.

[04:11:37] You're worried about

[04:11:37] your prio and the crab? Just come

[04:11:39] dive the one HP fucking mid laner!

[04:11:48] Like, no.

[04:11:50] That's how I know he's not a fucking good player.

[04:11:52] Dude, it's disgusting! And then he does this

[04:12:00] The only reason I don't back right now

[04:12:03] Is because he is going to be topside

[04:12:05] Forcing a play

[04:12:06] And I don't want to have to use my fucking teleport

[04:12:09] to help him

[04:12:11] force a shitty fucking fight.

[04:12:17] Like,

[04:12:18] I want to dive this guy and pressure right? Like, I want to dive this guy and pressure. Right?

[04:12:20] Like, I wanna pressure this guy because he's super low trying to farm under turret

[04:12:26] And all I can really do

[04:12:36] is recall, and then I choose to actually not recall here because I know that we can kill this Yasuo if he greeds a wave.

[04:12:43] Because they have no ward, right?

[04:12:44] So if he greeds a wave,

[04:12:46] Kha'Zix can literally just come kill him.

[04:12:51] Like, this weird infatuation with, with scuttle crab is just disgusting.

[04:12:58] Like I don't even care that he's full clearing. This doesn't matter. Right?

[04:13:01] This doesn't matter. Right?

[04:13:02] This doesn't matter at all.

[04:13:03] The Taliyah is bad and my Jungler is actually ahead.

[04:13:08] Right?

[04:13:09] Like the Jungler is ahead right now.

[04:13:11] But I stayed, okay? Because my jungler is literally like... Like look Like, look at this.

[04:13:29] Like, look at this.

[04:13:35] It's like he doesn't understand how waves work.

[04:13:47] Yasuo is going to push the wave, and then he just greeds and dies. Like, why even take the fight?

[04:13:50] Why not just blast Kona

[04:13:51] away and leave?

[04:13:53] You know she's only done three camps.

[04:13:57] She has 12 CS.

[04:13:58] You're ahead, right?

[04:13:59] Just blast Kona away and just leave.

[04:14:03] Then you just go to your bot side

[04:14:04] And you get your entire entire bot camps for free.

[04:14:09] Instead, retard goes in...

[04:14:15] Decides to give first blood to Kha'Zix, knowing that I have to sit here and do this because the wave has crashed. Or bouncing... like you're not allowed to be mad like i'm sorry you just not you're not

[04:14:37] about to be mad at your team when you do that.

[04:14:45] Like,

[04:14:47] you're not allowed to NOT dive the 1 HP mid laner

[04:14:49] then

[04:14:51] int double buffs and first blood

[04:14:53] 2 said mid laner

[04:14:55] and then be like, oh my mid lost lane?

[04:14:57] Like, what?

[04:15:01] I didn't even lose lane either i was 3-0

[04:15:09] like i went bot got three kills a plot like applying pressure on bots out of the map. My bot lane still lost lane

[04:15:11] even though I pressured bot

[04:15:12] the whole game, they still got shit

[04:15:15] on

[04:15:15] and then our Kha'Zix and our Leona refused to play around the fact that I'm a Tristana.

[04:15:26] Like, I'm stronger than the Yasuo is during mid-game, right?

[04:15:34] So then they refuse to play around that and just decide that they want to just sit like leona's pathing bot lane on repeat with every objective up mid and top.

[04:15:44] Like, dude, when I tell you that if you're Diamond, your brain is retarded...

[04:15:48] You guys have no clue.

[04:15:51] Diamond, Masters, anything. You have no

[04:15:53] clue how League is played. You're just

[04:15:55] standing there like a retard.

[04:15:57] You're walking around the map with no thought in your

[04:15:59] brain like an absolute retard half of your games.

[04:16:03] Like you guys don't even

[04:16:04] play League of Legends until Grandmaster

[04:16:06] and you still suck!

[04:16:10] But you're playing fucking battle

[04:16:12] simulator with an optional champion

[04:16:15] until Grandmaster.

[04:16:17] That's all you're doing! You don't-you're not thinking

[04:16:19] about XP, you're not thinking about waves,

[04:16:21] you're not thinking about matchups. You're literally just like

[04:16:23] I'mma hit them.

[04:16:25] I want the big dragon!

[04:16:27] I wanna fight!

[04:16:30] So that's- oh my team? My team?

[04:16:32] Team.

[04:16:35] Like dude, everybody is so fucking retarded.

[04:16:39] I'm only frustrated by this because like......I'm investing time to try my best every game.

[04:16:42] And it's like, dude!

[04:16:43] I'm getting flamed by retards!

[04:16:46] I'm gonna mute all.

[04:16:47] I can't.

[04:16:51] I can't. I have to mute all. I can't deal with more retards.

[04:16:53] I've lost three games today and it's purely

[04:16:54] off of retards? I't we actually win level one really hard here It's crazy.

[04:17:12] Like, lead players are something else, man.

[04:17:14] You guys really fucking suck.

[04:17:16] But like you don't you don't understand

[04:17:18] you suck it's like the dunning kruger prophecy and league of legends Like what? like what

[04:17:44] what are you doing? Bro. uh like there's just no way this is a human And I'm dead.

[04:18:29] Oh, I suck!

[04:18:31] I should have just farmed...

[04:18:33] I should've flashed the second E.

[04:18:37] That's my fault.

[04:18:47] I should never have flashed the first E. It's always flash second E, or I tried to flash the W but I just flash too early that was my bad.

[04:18:51] Okay i can tell i'm playing bad now because I'm tilted.

[04:19:00] You're really gonna fight me in this minion wave?

[04:19:01] Yeah? Okay. I

[04:19:16] Don't even care man, honestly, I don't even care, man. Honestly,

[04:19:17] I don't give a fuck anymore.

[04:19:19] I'm too tilted to give a fuck.

[04:19:21] We're gonna lose this game.... so Every jungler is so fucking retarded, man.

[04:19:49] I need my Crab! Jesus fucking Christ.

[04:20:07] Like, I'm over it. This is a loss. I'm okay with is the loss.

[04:20:08] I'm okay with losing this one.

[04:20:12] Oh, my God.

[04:20:17] He's got Silas walking in I gotta have Sylas walking at me, W'ing me on repeats for half my health.

[04:20:24] Because that's just what that champ does.

[04:20:28] Like he...I force his flash at level 2.

[04:20:31] Like, uh...I don't care by the way.

[04:20:35] I'll keep dying since we have AFK players

[04:20:39] and I'm tilted. so so so okay so Well, so another I'm just gonna AFK mid the entire game.

[04:22:24] Never join fights, never do anything. Too tilted?

[04:22:28] I'm just gonna untilt and disfarm.

[04:22:32] If you guys wanna win...you'll do it without me! and the ally has been slain cool uh hmm so uh so so so so uh easy peasy Yeah, I'm not cutting them off either. We just play pure selfish. so so so wow

[04:25:47] lilas might be the most brain dead champion besides maybe like echo that i've seen in a long time look at this guy

[04:26:00] cool oh we finally ganked mid huh? Wow, Pog.

[04:26:09] No that's...that's 15. so Honestly, I'm just venting frustration.

[04:26:37] The game's probably winnable...

[04:26:40] But I'm tilted so I am just venting.

[04:26:47] I need to get it out of my system. Like having a champion that only goes in mid and then having like messing up one mechanic,

[04:27:03] And then having your jungler just AFK is really fucking boring. um Whatever, bro. girl. so I dare you to do it. so an enemy has been slain so I would miss the cannon. uh so I don't think Sylas has trade patterns that feel fun

[04:29:36] i mean he doesn't trust but still that's wild he literally just walks at you

[04:29:42] w's walk see your w's walk to your w's oh yes he's gonna walk on me W's, walks at you. W's, walks at you.

[04:29:45] W's.

[04:29:45] Oh yes, he is just going to walk at me.

[04:29:47] I have to actually ult him away because he can just kill me.

[04:29:50] By simply using W,

[04:29:52] he can just kill me.

[04:30:04] Wow, he finally got punished.

[04:30:09] Thank you! I appreciate the help.

[04:30:15] I feel like we should have punished that a long time ago but like......I still appreciate it.

[04:30:16] Thank you so much, Mr. Horseman. so I know i'm being a baby right now.

[04:30:45] I just have to get it out of my system.

[04:30:57] I need 2 CS. I'm so fucking bad at at league i need 2cs for cole god damn it Who's your guys' favorite champion in chat?

[04:31:14] Take my mind off the fact that I'm tilted. so has been slain Huh? so We are going to have a little bit of fun. Oh, that's cool.

[04:32:17] Leona is a pretty interesting champion. Although I will say this...

[04:32:19] I've never heard anybody say

[04:32:21] What do you like about Leona?

[04:32:23] Do you like the playstyle? Do you like the theme? Is it the theme that you like, or the playstyle? Or what is it?

[04:32:30] I'm just curious. Because...I don't think I've ever had anybody tell me Leona when I asked that question.

[04:32:44] Senna's understandable, she's one of my favorite champs too.

[04:32:47] Fucking love Senna.

[04:32:55] Graves? Graves is a great champion. Yo, I have a question for you guys.

[04:33:23] Do you guys......actively still play league or do you guys watch

[04:33:35] i think 90 of people who watch League don't play it that often. Stop playing because me is toxic i'm not i'm like a lot i'm being kind of toxic this game so i get it

[04:34:08] i wouldn't want to play with me right now either i totally get it like uh if i was not a street now I got lead streamer I probably wouldn't play it I was still

[04:34:40] playing but you could but not nearly as much as I do right now.

[04:34:44] Because like,

[04:34:45] I'll be real,

[04:34:47] I enjoy League a lot

[04:34:49] But not

[04:34:51] As much as I play every day

[04:34:55] What?

[04:35:06] Wait, that guy just killed me?

[04:35:14] I mean... I'm not gonna lie he played that well. Like I can't even be mad he just

[04:35:19] that was a small play.

[04:35:23] Like i'm a little embarrassed but I don't think I can be mad.

[04:35:36] Yo! LOL underscore eight underscores i don't know how many that is thank you so

[04:35:40] much for the reset man welcome back appreciate a lot so so What? easy piece okay why did set come top

[04:36:25] uh i mean okay

[04:36:29] we're definitely not getting this dragon. so dude what the fuck barris just ulti somebody and I'll kill them.

[04:37:07] Varus is a pussy.

[04:37:16] I'm actually pretty sure we just win that by the way. Varus ults, but oh well.

[04:37:22] It is what it is. Let's just fight bot Wait, this Sylas is so far behind by the way. so so Okay. okay I feel like I need more DUMBs. Lord Dom's.

[04:38:43] Wait, do I go Lord Dom's this game or do we go Mortal Reminder?

[04:38:47] We don't have any anti-healing and they do have quite a bit of healing. Seraphine, Gragas... I think it's Mortal Reminder. so I want to go bot and push, but at this point we actually should go mid for a sec.

[04:39:24] We should actually force Baron because I'm three items and Gragas is bot.

[04:39:33] Just do it.

[04:39:34] Just do it, trust or trusts?

[04:39:36] They're gonna have to TP.

[04:39:37] Just do it.

[04:39:42] Guys, we could just do Baron and trusts. Like, we actually could just do Baron. Trusts.

[04:39:45] We actually could just do Baron right now but...

[04:39:48] Okay.

[04:39:51] Or you guys just like

[04:39:54] Do no pressure at all and Gragas what you're starting this I don't give a fuck Gragas is literally taking my tier 2 bot

[04:39:59] you're gonna fucking start the Baron.

[04:40:06] Like we're not just doing this thing where you walk in circles because you are scared of doing the objective

[04:40:08] Thank You

[04:40:12] I'm losing my fucking tier 2 bot turret here guys.

[04:40:23] Okay...

[04:40:32] I don't want to play. Please let me out, Jungle Biff is so massive.

[04:40:36] I had to beg him To do Baron

[04:40:37] And we're losing T2 Bot

[04:40:57] Okay Grow a pair?

[04:41:16] God, these people suck I mean, I don't know man.

[04:41:19] Push the mid wave! Mid waves...

[04:41:30] Oh my god.

[04:41:30] Whatever.

[04:41:35] Yeah, our jungler is so fucking bad.

[04:41:42] Like they have no idea how to macro at all they're just running in circles like enemy ad carry carries willing to go in my 80 carries are sitting here

[04:41:53] but he's scared to use his r as varus

[04:42:05] what am i watching bro why are you nervous I get one shot by no skill shots. Fun champion, two items. I love the fact that you can get literally one shot by W.

[04:42:55] Lands one spell, one shots me with two autos. so so Don't worry bro, I'll do it for you.

[04:43:33] Like this is crazy. so so um uh so That is how you play AD Carry Varus.

[04:44:49] You get a lead and push your league. You fucking absolute baboon

[04:44:54] I started this game oh and three

[04:44:57] And I ended up doing the most on our team by a mile

[04:45:01] I do not understand how you

[04:45:03] guys can win your lanes

[04:45:04] and then literally AFK for the next

[04:45:06] 20 minutes after you win your lane.

[04:45:08] You don't do anything, you just stand there.

[04:45:10] You're not even playing League, you're like oh oh I won my lane. I guess we'll go

[04:45:13] even. Like, we won't fight

[04:45:15] to kill people. We won't do anything. Oh the objective's

[04:45:17] on up? We're not gonna even try to use an arrow

[04:45:19] and we're not gonna try and use ult. We're not gonna

[04:45:21] do shit. old we're not gonna do

[04:45:26] i gotta be real guys if you guys queue up to play league

[04:45:31] play a league what are you scared of Do I play Kaisa?

[04:45:56] I'm pretty bad at Kaisa.

[04:45:58] I bet you if I spammed her for, like, 30 games,

[04:46:01] I'd be good at her, but...

[04:46:04] My brain is weird.

[04:46:06] I have to play the champion a lot

[04:46:07] to learn how to play the champion.

[04:46:08] I can't...

[04:46:09] What kind of learner is that?

[04:46:13] I'm like a learner

[04:46:13] where I can't just read something

[04:46:15] and learn it.

[04:46:15] I have to experience it to learn it. I don't just read something and learn it. I have to experience it

[04:46:17] to learn it?

[04:46:21] Well, I mean, I could read something

[04:46:23] if it's knowledge

[04:46:25] but if it's like an experience,

[04:46:29] like if I read how to do something,

[04:46:32] I would have to do it.

[04:46:33] But if I do it,

[04:46:34] I will learn it really quick.

[04:46:35] Right?

[04:46:37] So it's like I could read how to like Like I don't know. Let's say like

[04:46:40] I could read how to build a house

[04:46:42] But until I see myself fuck up

[04:46:45] How to build a house

[04:46:45] I'm not gonna know what I'm fucking up

[04:46:47] Or like

[04:46:48] You get the

[04:46:49] idea.

[04:47:06] Yeah it's like- i have to experience what's happening but i also get really good and i learn really fast when i do experience stuff. It's a weird

[04:47:13] stat point to have,

[04:47:15] like a really good ability

[04:47:17] to learn things quickly if

[04:47:19] I'm doing them and pick them up really fast

[04:47:21] and I get really good at them.

[04:47:22] Like if I like threw a football

[04:47:24] for like four hours

[04:47:26] into like a target,

[04:47:27] I'd get pretty good

[04:47:27] at like throwing the football

[04:47:28] for four hours.

[04:47:34] But if I read a book on how to throw a football and i went out night like tried to like do the perfect curve in the positioning everything i would just int Yeah, yeah.

[04:47:47] I kind of wish that was the other type of learner sometimes though

[04:47:51] like the one where they just can read something and just instantly know what

[04:47:55] they're doing i kind of wish i was like smart enough to be able to do that i feel like that's

[04:48:01] like like i have a few friends that can do that they, like... Like, I have a few friends

[04:48:03] that can do that.

[04:48:04] They can, like, visualize

[04:48:05] shit in their head

[04:48:05] and then they just, like,

[04:48:07] kind of know how to do it

[04:48:08] after they think about it

[04:48:09] for a little bit.. I kind of wish

[04:48:27] I could do that.

[04:48:31] Well,

[04:48:31] I have an imagination.

[04:48:33] I have a really...

[04:48:35] Or at least I used to

[04:48:36] I feel like

[04:48:37] I have a good imagination

[04:48:38] I just don't use it

[04:48:39] very much

[04:48:40] because I'm

[04:48:40] a league streamer now

[04:48:41] and I just play

[04:48:41] League of Legends

[04:48:42] all day

[04:48:42] so my imagination

[04:48:44] is like

[04:48:45] I don't have downtime. Like, I very rarely do nothing anymore. I overload my brain with always having something to do

[04:48:59] i don't know if that makes any sense

[04:49:12] but like my brain is always trying to think about what I'm doing in the moment. Or I'm thinking about something with autop I'll autopilot and think about something else,

[04:49:20] but I don't like...

[04:49:21] I don't know how to phrase this.

[04:49:24] I'm like...

[04:49:25] I don't...

[04:49:28] I mean,

[04:49:29] I do think a lot

[04:49:31] in my head

[04:49:32] but I don't imagine...

[04:49:35] I don't like create things

[04:49:36] that I'm thinking about

[04:49:37] in my head.

[04:49:38] I don't know how to phrase it, like,

[04:49:39] I don't make, like, worlds and stuff,

[04:49:41] and, like, I don't think about, like...

[04:49:43] I can't, like, make an item in my head

[04:49:45] and then say, like...

[04:49:46] I mean, I can, but not, like...

[04:49:48] I can't have, like, a full scene go on in my head

[04:49:57] like some people can like think about something before they draw it and then

[04:49:59] drop perfectly i kind of something before they draw it and then drop perfectly

[04:50:01] i kind of have to like draw it and like once i do it once i'll be able to do it always I'm versus a Zed.

[04:50:27] Smolder? Nah, I mean I'm not gonna play smolder into zed

[04:50:29] We also need AP

[04:50:31] That's the only reason I picked fucking Malz, man.

[04:50:32] I don't have AP champs on this account

[04:50:34] but if I pick an AD mid

[04:50:37] we just lose, right?

[04:50:39] I need to play like Malz

[04:50:40] to do anything anything this game.... so Welcome to Summoner's Rift.

[04:51:54] Thirty seconds until minion spawn. so Minions have spawned. so you guys think...

[04:52:55] Zed is hot?

[04:52:58] Like under his mask.

[04:53:00] Do you think Zed's attractive?

[04:53:02] Did he just get those vibes Or is he like scarred?

[04:53:09] I'm just asking, it's a question bro!

[04:53:12] I don't know.

[04:53:15] I was thinking because like there is

[04:53:17] like...I stumbled upon this so much

[04:53:19] Jin fan art

[04:53:21] right? Like people think is like super hot or something.

[04:53:24] But he's got so much fanfic.

[04:53:26] And I was wondering...

[04:53:27] I was like...

[04:53:28] Zed's also a masked man in League.

[04:53:31] But I never see Zed fanart.

[04:53:37] So they must just be giving different vibes

[04:53:59] right right He seems battle-scarred? Kinda, yeah.

[04:54:07] That's what I'm saying right? Like I think Zed is like he had like a horrific accident

[04:54:21] and now he wears a mask to hide his like his face

[04:54:27] whereas i think jyn is just...

[04:54:32] I get the idea that if we ever did,

[04:54:35] if Riot ever did make like a Jyn fanfic or like a Jyn fucking face reveal, they would make him the hottest man to ever exist on the planet Earth They revealed Jin's face? Jin to me is such a weird champ.

[04:55:22] Because he's so good, but nobody plays him.

[04:55:30] Like, Jin is actually such a good fucking mid

[04:55:33] If you don't go versus Corki or Trist or something

[04:55:38] Sorry, Zed. I meant Zed

[04:55:41] Jhin is also a good champ, but he's...

[04:55:43] I know why people don't play Jhin because he gets countered by Ashe and

[04:55:47] He gets countered by the meta. That's why nobody plays Jhin.

[04:55:51] Like, he's not bad right now, but the meta champs are better than him.

[04:55:55] And he doesn't have good matchups into them.

[04:55:58] He has an okay matchup into Jinx.

[04:56:01] I think

[04:56:04] Zed into

[04:56:05] or I mean

[04:56:06] Jhin into Jinx

[04:56:06] is okay

[04:56:07] like if they pick

[04:56:08] Jinx you can

[04:56:09] pick

[04:56:09] uh

[04:56:10] Jhin

[04:56:10] but I mean

[04:56:11] if they pick

[04:56:11] Ashe and you

[04:56:12] pick Jhin

[04:56:12] it's kind of

[04:56:12] like a bad

[04:56:13] matchup or like an awkward one.

[04:56:15] Ezreal is decent into Jhin.

[04:56:18] Pristana is really good into Jhin.

[04:56:27] Why does this guy keep doing that? He keeps wasting his WQ to trade.

[04:56:31] Jhin's bad in the tanks? Yeah yeah he is

[04:56:38] it's because he can't dps like through them obviously you know okay I'm almost six. Got him.

[04:57:28] I feel like Malice would actually be pretty decent into Zen.

[04:57:32] Right? Like, in theory it's pretty good right?

[04:57:34] Because you just R has R. So again, in theory I feel like Malice would actually make Zed's life miserable.

[04:57:48] Kinda like Katarina or something.

[04:57:51] Where if the entire identity of a champion is just being annoying... Like Morgana.

[04:58:03] You don't pick Malz to beat Zed, you pick him to not

[04:58:07] lose the zed and then go even. Because that can't really do shit.

[04:58:34] I'm gonna I need one more wave. Pretty sure Lee Sin is here, yep. If I had ulti, I got dead. But...

[04:58:57] You know if I had a million dollars, I'd be rich too so like saying shit like that's kinda funny. Ooh! I got a nice amount of CS right now lads.

[04:59:09] A nice solid amount of CS! so

[04:59:32] i mean i got bad I mean, I got that. That is just Black Tower so long ago.

[04:59:42] I swear bot laners are the dumbest people on the map.

[04:59:48] Being a bot laner, I think they might be the dumbest people on the map

[05:00:09] like i can write but it's still annoying Because like I pinged Zed was going to be mid or come from bot. And then they gave him a double kill.

[05:00:12] So, I don't know.

[05:00:24] ... Okay, I mean he's dead. I don't know what he is doing. Why'd that set just W into me like that?

[05:00:43] Okay, maybe mid laners are the dumbest people on the map. I'm going to go ahead and play League.

[05:00:58] Let me ask you guys, when

[05:01:00] you do play League, who do you think is the dumbest player in your games?

[05:01:06] What role did they play?

[05:01:09] Give it to me. Go Ham! I want to start a war on my chat.

[05:01:12] Who are the dumbest players

[05:01:14] in the games? What role?

[05:01:28] We got every single roll in five seconds. I love it. Fucking love it, dude.

[05:01:42] I gotta stay back until my ult's up. This guy can 100-0 me with that ult, like easily too. I'm going to go in the back. I mean you mean you mean you mean we

[05:02:07] have a double shuriken and fuck double

[05:02:12] shuriken he might actually kill me on

[05:02:15] his next W I'm actually gonna push this, or try to push this and then immediately back if I can.

[05:02:22] Yeah, I'm just going to back. Because he can, uh...

[05:02:28] He can kill me.

[05:02:30] Actually I have passive maybe I stay?

[05:03:06] Okay. so so I TP. Don't worry guys, I can TP.

[05:03:11] I can TP and come help. I mean, I told you to wait two seconds and I would have been there but...

[05:03:27] Wait. There's no way you guys are actually trying to do this right?

[05:04:42] Well, you guys aren't trying to do grubs right now right so Ah. Huh. I mean, I TP'd but I can't really do much. so Jesus Christ, guys. I'm playing happy feet over here. Dude, I really don't want to fight

[05:04:44] over here guys Dude, how can I ever go in here?

[05:05:11] Man, I don't know if I can actually flash ult kill the Zed.

[05:05:22] I'm down to try though.

[05:05:24] Okay.

[05:05:26] I got sick and tired of him doing that.

[05:05:29] I'm dead. That was a good Q, by the way.

[05:05:33] I was trying to hide behind the minions, and he fucked me in the ass with his fucking blind supersonic kick of doom.

[05:05:48] My bad.

[05:05:51] Yeah, Yeah!

[05:05:53] Yeah!

[05:05:59] I think I'm gonna get a Ruby Crystal.

[05:06:03] I think HP has...

[05:06:07] What's happening?

[05:06:17] Okay, I believe in you.

[05:06:20] Wait let's see... Oh the juke.

[05:06:23] Alright chat...

[05:06:31] If you had to turn into one lead character for 1 day, who would you choose?

[05:06:35] Oh, you had to. You didn't have a choice.

[05:08:20] Okay. aurelion soul oh god that. That's lowkey kind of a good choice. The fuck? Alright, you might be right. um mf now why would you want to be mf so so so so destroyed. An enemy has been slain.

[05:08:24] Okay, I have

[05:08:26] two people bot or top

[05:08:28] and Kahn. I'm I have a two level lead on the Zed. he has destroyed Wow, he actually outplayed me.

[05:08:54] I guess having a two-level lead doesn't change the fact that

[05:08:58] he's got two items and he said, my bad.

[05:09:05] I wish he wasn't getting free kills all over the map but that's not really

[05:09:08] you know my fault you guys should back up

[05:09:13] zed is coming. Just leave.

[05:09:19] We play for Drake, then Ben.

[05:09:43] ... so timer timer okay Heimer?

[05:09:45] Okay, okay.

[05:09:46] See you.

[05:09:48] The problem with Heimer is you'd be like really fucking short

[05:09:50] and you'd be like a yordle

[05:09:53] right? You'd be a short yordle

[05:09:54] Are you okay with being a shortel

[05:10:02] that's the real question.... so so so so Worth it. so so so you Okay, I can't be the only one who thinks Lee Sin is OP as fuck.

[05:12:07] Right? Like, I can't be the only one.

[05:12:10] I hate playing versus good- like, good Lee Sins men. like goodly sense men has been slain um uh uh destroyed and

[05:13:19] we're almost level 15. We're closing in.

[05:13:27] Okay, I'm Thanos Pre-Stones boys.

[05:13:33] Oh no! Don't fight don't fight don't fight! Oh geez...

[05:13:37] I can't even TP to that there's no one to tp too safely has been slain we just ends so so wait Wait.

[05:14:49] Did I just 100-0 the xerath with 1e

[05:14:59] how did he die no way No way!

[05:15:15] Oh my god, that was amazing

[05:15:27] oh viego versus mundo okay let's get it let's get it let's get it let's get it let? Okay. Let's get it! Let's get it!

[05:15:31] We TP top lane! Okay, do you guys think I can kill Mundo through his passive with my full R at level 16. like i know he like immunes it but

[05:15:49] like he still eats the entire damage right like he still eats the damage of

[05:15:54] the r The answer was no. so I can't believe how little damage I did to that guy actually though. so your team has destroyed a turret uh EG!

[05:17:20] We did it. Yay!

[05:17:26] I'm sorry, I can't get hyped for playing Malzahar.

[05:17:31] Malz is not a champ that I feel like I could ever get hyped up, you know? 100% it's fake

[05:17:36] 100% fake hype

[05:18:20] 100% Okay. See? Dude, this is the perfect example by the way.

[05:18:20] Look.

[05:18:29] This Janna that we just had was the same Leona from like two hours ago.

[05:18:33] You guys remember that Leona that was fucking awful, like two hours ago?

[05:18:35] You guys remember her?

[05:18:40] Yeah. You guys remember? This is what I was

[05:18:41] saying, man. Like you

[05:18:42] guys got to just play

[05:18:43] champions that your

[05:18:44] like that fit your

[05:18:46] play styles. There are

[05:18:48] so many champs in the league,

[05:18:50] you guys should just play champions

[05:18:52] that will fit your play style no matter what.

[05:18:54] Like if you're not an all-in player

[05:18:56] like you're an AD Carry main don't play Leona

[05:19:00] but you're an AD carry main, don't play Leona. Like

[05:19:00] you're not gonna know how to unless you

[05:19:02] understand a little

[05:19:04] more than being a Diamond AD main.

[05:19:14] My man found Jana though and I respect that all right All right, chat. how is it hanging with you guys.

[05:19:43] Tell me something about you guys.

[05:19:55] Do you guys have any cool jobs?

[05:19:59] Do we have any, like... People just doing some sick shit in the chat.

[05:20:01] Like, oh,'m developing like AI or

[05:20:03] doctors or like

[05:20:05] you guys do anything cool?

[05:20:10] Or are you know, like whatever

[05:20:12] you are maybe you're like a

[05:20:15] uh you know, like whatever you are. Maybe you're like a...

[05:20:23] Like restaurant worker owner.

[05:20:27] I don't know maybe you guys are like

[05:20:37] oh dude Oh, dude.

[05:20:40] You guys want to know something really funny?

[05:20:42] You guys are probably going to laugh at this a bit.

[05:20:44] It's funny for you, but not for me.

[05:20:46] So I fell asleep the other night with my TikTok on right?

[05:20:51] Like I fell asleep watching a TikTok

[05:20:54] and it went to the next TikTok as I fell asleep.

[05:20:58] And the next TikTok, for some weird reason, was septic tank cleaning?

[05:21:13] Don't know why but that must have been on for like an hour before it turned off on my phone because now i get fucking disgusting ass septic tank cleaning videos

[05:21:19] on my TikTok.

[05:21:21] Every like third TikTok is some

[05:21:23] random, like

[05:21:24] it's like a dude cleaning shit.

[05:21:30] It is so disgusting.

[05:21:36] I respect it,

[05:21:38] but it's disgusting. Wait, let me see what you guys do.

[05:21:58] Let me read.

[05:22:08] Okay. Let me see what you guys do. Let me read. Playing league?

[05:22:09] Same.

[05:22:10] I've been reduced my golf handicap by 4-5 shots in the last 2 weeks

[05:22:12] Oh, that's kinda cool

[05:22:14] I suck at golf

[05:22:16] I have family members who are really good at golf

[05:22:18] and I played golf when I was a kid because they taught me

[05:22:20] back when I was like 10 or 12

[05:22:23] or some shit.

[05:22:24] And I have not played since,

[05:22:28] I would be awful at that.

[05:22:30] I think my job's cool.

[05:22:31] I fix massive corporate network issues.

[05:22:36] So you're like a tech guy at,

[05:22:38] so you're like a tech guy

[05:22:41] at like a big corporate company.

[05:22:44] That's cool.

[05:22:46] I mean, the job must be either...

[05:22:48] I don't know how it would be.

[05:22:49] It'd be either really stressful or really laid back.

[05:22:52] I feel like there's no in-between.

[05:22:55] Like you can't fix the issue and you're annoyed or everything is really easy.

[05:23:01] I could not speak

[05:23:03] to it.

[05:23:06] Getting into data science?

[05:23:10] I majored in accounting, so this is way out of my league.

[05:23:11] Oh!

[05:23:16] Yeah, I don't know what data science... Like, I've never even thought about it.

[05:23:18] That'd be crazy though.

[05:23:22] I hate math.

[05:23:24] I've always been decent at math, but I hate math.

[05:23:26] I can't stand it.

[05:23:27] It makes me mad.

[05:23:30] I get tilted at math.

[05:23:31] I get tilted at league.

[05:23:32] I get tilted at math.

[05:23:36] Working for a tax office before I got cancer?

[05:23:37] Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.

[05:23:39] Oh yeah! You've told me that!

[05:23:41] Why am I being stupid?

[05:23:42] I know who you are.

[05:23:44] I didn't read your name

[05:23:45] before reading your message, Manf.

[05:23:47] I'm an idiot!

[05:23:50] God, I'm stupid.

[05:23:55] Working tax office before?

[05:23:57] How's that going by the way? Are you having good days? Are you feeling better? I don't know what to say when somebody has cancer really, because it might not be like in remission so you're like actively fighting it

[05:24:11] so uh i i hope it's going like as well as probably cancer can go like we're doing good.

[05:24:26] Beat Antibot? Yeah, I think Antibot has some really bad

[05:24:28] mental issues.

[05:24:31] Not like, I'm not saying that in a toxic way, right? Like, I'm trying to say that

[05:24:32] in a... That came out of my mouth really mean.

[05:24:35] I mean, like, I think he's

[05:24:36] working through some things

[05:24:39] IRL. That's a better way to put it and so i think he just uses league

[05:24:43] to escape from his irel right now and he's like probably just auto pilototing every game.

[05:24:58] Custom car shop is really cool.

[05:25:00] Medical billing? Sounds boring, but i bet there's some like probably

[05:25:03] cool stuff that you get do you get free health care if you do medical billing

[05:25:07] did they just give you like free checkups and you're like yo doc

[05:25:11] check this lump on my testicle and you're like all right he's like all right

[05:25:20] data science is ai ah i didn't know it was called data science okay

[05:25:28] oh so like you don't get the option of not fixing it got it Got it.

[05:25:46] I missed two CS on my first wave.

[05:26:00] And I just took half of my HP and fucking minions. My spacing in this matchup is really bad.

[05:26:03] I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

[05:26:05] Like, I'm actually just getting shit on by the way. And I am pretty sure that I win this matchup.

[05:26:11] Well, I think it's a skill match up but I'm pretty sure I win. Unless DoubleBlanc is like, Bob Quinn.

[05:26:29] He just fucked both his CS to use W on me. Fucked, nerd. I'm just dead.

[05:26:43] I was not expecting the level 3 E gank, my bad.

[05:26:47] Or should've kept hovering bot side. That's on me.

[05:26:51] He did flash at least.

[05:26:56] After you got an operation, doctors said you're good but there was some number wrong in my blood that has to be

[05:27:00] checked well dude i hope everything you know like that shit truly does really suck so so Oh, so you guys make some good money then right?

[05:27:48] I feel like anything in the tech kind of stuff makes decent money like you put you guys probably all make

[05:27:55] more money than i do the trade-off is like i don't have to

[05:27:59] wake up at 9 00 a.m and go to work and deal with

[05:28:01] like co-workers and shit.

[05:28:13] Unless you all love your jobs.

[05:28:19] But I mean, I feel like it'd be wild if everybody loved their job.

[05:28:27] Like, do you guys like what you do?

[05:28:29] Or do you just

[05:28:30] do it for

[05:28:30] to stay alive?

[05:28:33] You know?

[05:28:34] Do you guys actually

[05:28:34] enjoy your jobs or is it more of like a work sucks but my job's bearable.

[05:28:44] Because obviously if given the option everybody would just not work.

[05:28:47] But you know what I mean. You don't like your job, but you get good money.

[05:29:04] I mean that's an okay trade-off, right?

[05:29:09] Save up some money.

[05:29:12] Do some IRL grinding for a few years.

[05:29:13] Get some good money savings going.

[05:29:18] That's gotta be like some, you know...

[05:29:27] I'll tell ya right now. If I'm making a good chunk of money I I can tank being uncomfortable.

[05:29:29] Just personally. If I was

[05:29:31] making really

[05:29:33] good money a month or whatever, I could probably tank

[05:29:35] for years being miserable.

[05:29:46] ... years being miserable. But I also like...

[05:29:48] It's hard for me to speak on stuff like this this because I'm not a... I don't work.

[05:29:53] Right? Like,

[05:29:53] it's really hard, man.

[05:29:58] Like,

[05:29:59] I don't like to speak on stuff that I haven't done myself.

[05:30:01] You know?

[05:30:02] Because it's like...

[05:30:03] I can't really explain, like...

[05:30:10] I haven't worked a job in like 10 years.

[05:30:12] What are we doing? This is not a game, just leave.

[05:30:16] It's not bait ramming, just leave.

[05:30:20] Leave. You know what's funny?

[05:30:34] I actually don't know

[05:30:35] What I would even do.

[05:30:37] Oh my god.

[05:30:40] Does he have ult?

[05:30:42] Yeah, I can actually outplay him. Oh, I should've knocked him into the turret.

[05:30:49] I'm not gonna type to him. My tier 4 is a moron. I don't know what else to say.

[05:30:58] I'm just gonna be nice and not type.

[05:31:07] About retirement for 1k benefits? Oh, I have none as a streamer you're an independent contractor unless you're like actually salaried to twitch or youtube or wherever

[05:31:13] you're streaming on like you don't get any

[05:31:15] fallback plan

[05:31:18] that's why i tell you guys like there's so many people that think like

[05:31:22] streaming is this great job if you're making like if you're a big

[05:31:24] streamer streaming's great right like if you're making like if you're a big streamer streaming's great

[05:31:27] right like you're making good money every month or whatever and like

[05:31:31] like streaming is a wonderful job if you're literally doing nothing

[05:31:34] and just making a ton of money. well yeah if you like

[05:31:54] I don't actually have

[05:31:56] all the retirement option Like, I don't actually have...

[05:32:02] You know, like all the retirement option stuff that you get with, like...

[05:32:05] The benefits is what you call it with jobs.

[05:32:07] Okay, bro!

[05:32:08] Why am I... I have...

[05:32:10] I'm playing so bad.

[05:32:24] Trust me, if I didn't love streaming, I would not be doing it. I just really enjoy...

[05:32:28] ...streaming. i just i just really enjoy streaming Do I go back here?

[05:32:47] I mean, I feel like this guy can kill me right now.

[05:32:49] But I also don't want to just back on another 100 gold buy I feel like this guy can kill me right now.

[05:32:53] But, I also don't want to just back on another 100 gold buy. I don't know...

[05:32:55] It's hard to tell. ah i got up one uh it's okay though man

[05:33:20] well bone getting so many kills for free. Every time I play mid, my laner always just gets hand- like spoon fed kills and it's so annoying.

[05:33:33] Nice. so so uh so um Damn.

[05:34:43] I mean, my lane got completely fucked at like level 4 when J4 died to a wonk for free. But I can't really blame him for it.

[05:34:54] Like I don't want to blame him for it because I've died 2-er. I just died 1v1 to her.

[05:35:04] Blanka's super OP, I see why she's perm banned in high elo.

[05:35:09] She just does too much damage like i get it Okay. I think Oblong's solo carry is maybe... I can't lane or do anything.

[05:35:41] There we go sometimes outnumbered never oof i don't know

[05:36:11] she just that checks me so Guys, Melio's right here.

[05:36:47] Oh my god... That is crazy. Okay.

[05:37:25] Did you guys not see Miriam? Not Simulium? No, you just walk at him and R him. Back to the action.

[05:37:54] Your turret has been destroyed. Thank you for watching! I just need a point in the right direction Green Blitz.

[05:39:14] Yeah, this is done by the way I mean this is... Yeah, it's not playable. Let's move on.

[05:39:20] They have Smolder when we

[05:39:24] go outscale.

[05:40:31] I mean, I don't know. You guys are just dumb. so so your turret has been destroyed I am so tilted right now. You guys have... Actually, you probably have a pretty good idea how tilted I am.

[05:40:39] ... so so so okay I feel like I'm gonna run into LeBlanc and die. She's gonna accidentally kill me or something? On a good note, I just took two turrets. We lost one drake and we got two turrets for it.

[05:41:47] So that's good. That actually is really, really good for us.

[05:41:53] Like, we're actually kinda back into the game now.

[05:42:01] If I can outplay LeBlanc, if I could kill her we can win been slaying unless it's to talk

[05:42:34] and we should just fight no like what are we doing

[05:42:41] i don't understand we are 2v3 mid by the way

[05:43:23] flash Flash, E her and Kai'Sa R. Get her 1k. You wasted R on the support. uh Huh. Dude, I don't know what to say.

[05:43:25] I can't play. I'm just not gonna function

[05:43:27] this game until later.

[05:43:38] Double time! later our blitzcrank is scared of his own fucking shadow

[05:43:41] well yeah i mean if you're wondering why i just walked in and looked like I inted it's because like fucking...

[05:43:46] We are 3v2 mid.

[05:43:49] Right? And we have our strongest player, Kaisa mid with us.

[05:43:54] What does flash do to me? strongest player like Kaisa made with us. Blitz has flash and uh, Kaisa's ults. They a thousand percent should have just

[05:43:58] flash punch to the wonk and given Kaisa the 1k shutdown.

[05:44:09] I mean, what are you guys doing down there?

[05:44:13] They're just fighting for no objective oh well I'm just dead.

[05:44:28] Please move on, you guys are inting bot for zero objective.

[05:44:42] You guys are just the lost diamonds with no idea how league works other than fighting Thank you for watching! so so so Go.

[05:45:44] Hmm, I can't go back.

[05:46:26] I'm in outpace. we are being hostaged. Please just end the game. so I'm letting you in.

[05:47:18] Just walk and end. off and then Your first time Blitzcrank. First time J4, first time Blitzcrank man. Hello, Sanxs. I can't stand when people do this shit.. Yeah. First time Blitz, first time Blitz.

[05:47:48] First time J4.

[05:47:49] So frustrating.

[05:47:51] And my entire lane got fucked by...

[05:47:54] J4 deciding to walk mid and A-Ram with me for like a full minute.

[05:48:00] Then he walks the grubs and dies.

[05:48:05] Like, it's disgusting. disgusting. so................... Bro, please don't play

[05:52:09] Cog Top against Yorick. I can't

[05:52:11] dodge again man

[05:52:12] Like it sucks I can't dodge again, man.

[05:52:17] Like it sucks being auto-filled but just either play something that's like

[05:52:18] really basic like mouth or something

[05:52:20] or

[05:52:21] oh my god..... That's what I thought, pussy. Threaten them with the hardware ban? Bada bing! Bada band!

[05:53:24] They dodge. They always dodge. Man, let me not fun sometimes you have to sit it's fun sometimes

[05:53:43] and sometimes

[05:53:43] it's really not... I just want to win some games a league.

[05:54:38] Is that so much to ask, guys?

[05:54:42] Is it so much to ask

[05:54:44] To win a few league games

[05:54:45] Feels bad man

[05:57:12] Okay so Okay.... Oh my goodness gracious.... you you. Man, I want to play Trist mid.

[05:57:13] But I don't know if I should.

[05:57:15] Let me see what they pick.

[05:57:17] Let me see what their mid laner is.

[05:57:28] Okay. Oh, we have Vlad.

[05:57:33] Dude, I don't know how that matchup goes. Okay. hmm you know what i actually kind of want to do here let's play Ezreal.

[05:58:13] I could play Trist, but I actually want to put Ezreal. It's not. You're good, bro

[05:58:19] I don't think Vladlad should take ignite though

[05:58:32] whenever you take ignite top lane or in a solo win

[05:58:35] you're basically griefing yourself.

[05:58:40] TP is so overpowered in solo lanes that it's like if you don't take it... Let's say you solo kill

[05:58:43] the Camille.

[05:58:45] This happens a lot, right?

[05:58:46] And this is why TP needs to be nerfed or they need to change the dynamic

[05:58:49] of it. What ends up

[05:58:51] happening is let's say you solo kill the enemy

[05:58:53] Camille with

[05:58:55] Ignite, right?

[05:58:57] Now she just TP's back

[05:58:59] and because you were

[05:59:01] fighting so hard early

[05:59:03] you can't push the wave in

[05:59:04] So, now

[05:59:05] you can't crash

[05:59:06] the wave

[05:59:07] faster than

[05:59:07] she can TP back

[05:59:08] with full HP

[05:59:09] So, after fighting her you're likely going to be

[05:59:12] not full hp right so she's gonna have a fresh buy she's gonna have an item lead

[05:59:18] and she's gonna have an hp and mana lead

[05:59:21] and you're not going to be able to push your wave in so now your wave is going

[05:59:24] to get stuck in a bad spot and you're going to bleed resources

[05:59:27] until you can fix your wave

[05:59:31] right fix your wave. Right?

[05:59:35] So even though you're up

[05:59:36] 300 gold because you got a kill, you're going to lose

[05:59:38] more than 300 gold if the person

[05:59:40] playing versus you is smart smart because then you just lose

[05:59:43] if you ever die in that situation too like say like you die because

[05:59:46] the jungler level threes you after you get a kill or something

[05:59:49] you just are your game's over because then you just you lose too much, and you're always down a level in the lane at that point.

[06:00:01] Yeah, Camille...

[06:00:02] I mean... Camille shouldn't be taking TP ignite in this game either.

[06:00:12] People just take...

[06:00:14] They just default the same sums every game.

[06:00:19] Akali should also be taking Flash.

[06:00:22] Like, these two not taking

[06:00:23] Flash is basically just them egoing the lane saying I'm never gonna put myself in a bad enough spot.

[06:00:28] I'm going to need flash.

[06:00:30] That's all they're saying by taking fucking TP ignite.

[06:00:44] That was a bad play. I don't think they're griefing though.

[06:01:04] Because you can get away with taking shitty summoners a lot in League, especially at the lower levels.

[06:01:14] It's not like this Vlad is gonna really know how to abuse the thing likely, right?

[06:01:23] Like people stop taking greedy sums once they get to a certain thing where

[06:01:27] They know that they're going gonna get abused for not taking those

[06:01:29] sums so so Feels like the whole world's gone crazy.

[06:02:05] Like, I think that's a call he's an idiot.

[06:02:09] He was trying to get level two but like what

[06:02:19] like why would you walk up to ezreal and take half your hp level one

[06:02:27] you're also supposed to go d shield in this matchup okay breaking a sweat

[06:02:48] just like what she's just you're missing cs now too

[06:02:53] like stuff like this right like this is like stuff that you learn missing CS now too.

[06:02:54] Stuff like this, right?

[06:02:57] This is stuff that you learn fundamentally but

[06:02:57] it is what it is.

[06:03:05] That It is one of those. That Lucian's gonna die, he doesn't have Flash.

[06:03:53] Oh no! so and i might have been Dude, that guy dinged his level as I walked away. Did you see that? That was fucking unfortunate. That actually felt so fucking bad. bad uh There is no way that I misplayed that, right?

[06:04:28] I mean, I did.

[06:04:29] I just watched myself do it but holy fuck! I misplayed that, right? I mean, I did.

[06:04:30] I just watched myself do it.

[06:04:31] But holy fuck, I suck.

[06:04:38] Why are you mid?

[06:04:39] What're ya doing?

[06:04:40] Let's hop.

[06:04:43] Like, look at this wave.

[06:04:49] Had the double kill. When I eat forward into Akali after W, I Q incorrectly. Whatever, I suck.

[06:05:00] Whoa! What is that? What is this?

[06:05:03] Hello?

[06:05:11] The fuck? what is this a colleague doing like surely this guy's autofilled right

[06:05:31] like I'm not like I swear i didn't buy a wind train like i swear to god

[06:05:39] you guys can trust me like i did i did not buy a win trade from this Akane.

[06:05:51] Yeah, I don't know what this guy's doing.

[06:05:53] He's level fucking four four i missed my cannon okay we can go next so uh so Thanks for watching! This guy has to almost be six.

[06:07:02] It's the only reason he is fighting me here.

[06:07:13] Are we ever going to do do this by the way? Big rubs please.

[06:07:19] I mean, I'm literally up fucking 30 CS mid.

[06:07:24] I've had this guy under his turret, begging to die for like 10 minutes.

[06:07:28] We see Kayn is literally in bot. Can you take Grubbs, bro?

[06:07:32] Like do an objective please they're gone. uh

[06:07:52] i'm so dead.

[06:07:53] Ooh, maybe not.

[06:07:57] This guy always kind of trash.

[06:08:01] We need objectives bro.

[06:08:08] How can I have...Perma mid-priot all game and this guy still doesn't want to play for objectives.

[06:08:21] Okay, let's see if the Vlad can kill this guy with his Ignite.

[06:08:28] Damn.

[06:08:30] Yeah you guys see what I mean though? By like...

[06:08:32] The Vlad didn't get punished for having Ignite top?

[06:08:37] It's because, like I said,

[06:08:38] I think players that are in

[06:08:40] the

[06:08:41] lower tier ELOs, they don't really

[06:08:44] know how to punish people through wave management

[06:08:47] they only know how to punish people through kills uh there so Yeah.

[06:09:33] Dude, how have we not done Grubbs yet?

[06:09:57] Okay. Yeah, what is going on? I mean, I can't see. Oh my gosh she didn't take the ward out.

[06:10:02] What?

[06:10:05] What is this guy doing? It's a call that is funny. Whoa!

[06:10:27] I just hit... Did you guys see that?

[06:10:29] I just spiked

[06:10:31] to 300 MS. Dude, I would have killed that guy.

[06:10:37] Oh my... Like actual ping spike costing me the kill

[06:10:46] bro

[06:10:48] how unlucky man come on

[06:10:59] i fucking e forward the first time I've lagged all day.

[06:11:08] Just random spike to fucking 400 MS so I can't hit him?

[06:11:13] Nah, that's fucking tragic man kind of scared i'm gonna spike again. uh uh Where did Kali go?

[06:12:02] Oh, Kali just went bot?

[06:12:08] Okay. Oh, Akali just went bot?

[06:12:09] Okay.

[06:12:12] I guess I'll take her turret, I don't know.

[06:12:15] Like that was kind of a bad play but... Oh! I don't know the rules. Killing spree.

[06:12:22] Or follow the compass from there.

[06:12:55] What's in a mist? What is that? Near him. uh Well he actually ulted me, wow. has destroyed a turret. Dude, how did that Caitlyn

[06:12:57] take bot turrets?

[06:13:00] The guy walked into my lane, tried to fight me under

[06:13:03] turret. I kill him and somehow

[06:13:04] my bot lane

[06:13:06] lost it?

[06:13:10] The fuck?

[06:13:30] ... the What's going on mid? Whoa.

[06:13:32] Damn, that guy actually just R'd before the teamfight.

[06:13:39] What am I watching?

[06:13:45] Him? Team?

[06:13:49] Lads?

[06:13:54] What am I watching? Why are you guys fighting for no reason?

[06:13:58] Yeah, okay. Low elo is crazy.

[06:14:00] Like that was literally like... I don't think there is a worse

[06:14:02] reason to fight than I've ever seen just now.

[06:14:07] Like the worst tempo fights

[06:14:09] of all time.

[06:14:13] My dragon's up. They chase...

[06:14:16] They chase the enemy in... dragons up, they chase... They

[06:14:17] chase the enemy into

[06:14:19] the opposite side jungle of dragon.

[06:14:23] Like what?

[06:14:40] ... Oh. Wait, my Shyvana's just not going for dragon anymore?

[06:14:44] Why'd you go back top?

[06:15:03] What?! What? What the absolute fuck am I watching happen right now?

[06:15:28] They both saw that Wow, I can't believe I almost died. I mean at least get rifts guys!

[06:15:45] Ohp, I guess we're A-ramming again? Like what am I watching then? Are you people, addicted to fighting? Look at the wave state going on right now.

[06:15:48] Go push top! This guy has no ult. I can Nami was I guess I'm dead.

[06:16:25] I thought Nami was coming.

[06:16:32] Dude, what the fuck?

[06:16:33] My Nami was right here and she...

[06:16:35] Whatever.

[06:16:36] That's not her fault so I'll take that off.

[06:16:39] Did my Lucian just walk into a fucking bubble?

[06:16:42] Or into a fucking trap?

[06:16:47] Dude, I think if you ever make

[06:16:49] a play in the silo and your play revolves

[06:16:51] around your team helping you do anything

[06:16:53] you unironically

[06:16:55] are misplaying.

[06:16:59] This is crazy!

[06:17:02] I use a fake name in Demacia, Jaro or Ash.

[06:17:06] I say it all the time. What do you mean? Enemy double kill.

[06:17:15] How is this Akali gettingie getting kills dude are you all just what is happening so like i have to go versus a super juiced mid laner again

[06:17:53] i literally took his entire turret huh uh kill feels like so yes

[06:18:50] this guy's a higher level than me. That is wild. they must use them to warm on me How can I survive this Akali in a side lane? Not actually sure, I'll be honest. I actually have an idea.

[06:19:39] I think what we do here is we Force Baron. Do not chase! Stop chasing. come so so prediction so I'm going to go ahead and do that. um um so uh huh your team has destroyed a turret so so uh Okay, I think the key to winning in this elo is get Baron because the enemy team has no

[06:22:52] fucking clue what to do when you take Baron.

[06:22:55] Like they just fight you and they don't know how to fight you without dying.

[06:23:05] And then it's more exhausting, right? If you get Baron baron is like a really good play but like in this yellow it's

[06:23:13] extra good so I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you for the advice. If no one tells you something's impossible, then it's still possible.

[06:23:44] Don't do it. Are they really setting up a fucking trap?

[06:24:01] Holy fuck.

[06:24:25] Damn. The heart of the father has been slain. The heart of the mother has been slain. Like, what are you guys doing stop dying for fun

[06:24:45] and therefore take no place.

[06:24:52] Repair the drake and walk bot.

[06:24:56] Nevermind. Drake then Baron. walk bot never mind break them baron hope nobody says that

[06:25:11] dude it is wild how hard i have to tell them what to do in the silo

[06:25:16] i killed no minions? Man... me

[06:25:35] it's like a bunch of monkeys with their heads cut off in the sea. Like they're just oook-ooking around the map. so so uh uh I mean, I think it's kind of hard to dodge Ezreal

[06:26:44] spells if

[06:26:45] you're walking through a choke point.

[06:26:59] Like, I'm not going to blame them for that one because... like it's really really hard when they're all trying to walk through a random choke point and I can just throw out 50 spells

[06:27:03] and hit somebody

[06:27:59] it doesn't really even matter who i hit because i'm just chunking them all out so An enemy has been slain. and the enemy Your team has destroyed an inhibitor. Faced.

[06:28:02] Dude, getting people to do macros is really hard. Wait, it feels like I'm working. Okay.. Okay. Thank you..... Oh, yeah. That annoys me too, man.

[06:29:58] But I think a lot of it is like people...

[06:30:02] It's just like people will just autopilot right? So just gotta you gotta kind of like guide them

[06:30:09] but he's got a pink spam so you can guide him a bit so okay.. Oh, fuck! I missed my cue.

[06:31:10] Just turning the AC on.

[06:31:12] What the fuck?.. Oh man. Let's do a loldle.

[06:31:54] I'm in the mood.

[06:31:56] We haven't done the loldle yet,

[06:31:57] let's do it.

[06:32:00] Sorry boys,

[06:32:01] loldle time.

[06:32:04] Okay, let's see let's see we start with the d like always let's see

[06:32:13] okay it's a

[06:32:15] male with mana 2012.

[06:32:17] That's actually pretty good info.

[06:32:19] Male with mana

[06:32:20] 2012

[06:32:21] not a bottom

[06:32:24] not a human, not a human. Melee, not Noxus. What's a non-human mana 2012 champ that we can pick. That's a dude.

[06:32:36] 2012,

[06:32:37] 2012.

[06:32:39] What came out in

[06:32:40] 2012?

[06:32:42] That's such an awkward year.

[06:32:44] I feel like it's like nocturne

[06:32:57] it was 2011. yeah like i said i i feel said... All the champs for me...

[06:32:59] 2012 to 2013,

[06:33:00] all the champs are the same.

[06:33:04] So it's not a jungler.

[06:33:08] Okay, so...

[06:33:10] Hmm.

[06:33:12] Not a jungler.

[06:33:13] Not

[06:33:14] a bottom.

[06:33:18] Okay, AD carry.

[06:33:19] Or not an AD carry,

[06:33:20] not a jungler.

[06:33:21] I don't know.

[06:33:22] I mean,

[06:33:22] what are supports,

[06:33:24] tops or

[06:33:25] mids that came out

[06:33:26] that have mana

[06:33:28] that are male 2012 2012.

[06:33:35] i'm trying to think of champs they came out in 2012.

[06:33:39] that's actually hard

[06:33:54] silas was like 2017 right This is hard.

[06:34:04] A melee male champion? I think it's a top laner.

[06:34:10] Melee male champion with mana? From 2012.

[06:34:12] Fuck, I don't know.

[06:34:21] I'm just gonna have you guys help me.

[06:34:22] I don't know, no it can't be Zin because he's not a jungler

[06:34:26] What do you think it is?

[06:34:28] What about Aatrox?

[06:34:31] Why did i think Aatrox had mana?

[06:34:33] I'm stupid.

[06:34:35] At least we know it's not a top now,

[06:34:36] so it's a mid or a support.

[06:34:44] Mid or support Fizz?

[06:34:47] Okay, so

[06:34:48] support

[06:34:48] from Bilgewater.

[06:34:53] Okay, am I stupid?

[06:34:55] It's a male support from 2012

[06:34:56] from Bilgewater.

[06:34:58] This has to be really obvious.

[06:35:16] Okay. I'm just trying to go through all the supports in my head right now.

[06:35:22] It's gotta be Nautilus, right? It's the only choice! There are no other Build Water Supports.

[06:35:25] Dude, Nautilus came out in 2012 this champion's been out for 12 years oh i was born to ruffle feathers. Zaya? It's gotta be Zaya.

[06:35:51] I've heard it so it has to be Zaya instead of Rakan. This is Zyra, right? Karthus?

[06:36:27] Dead Hammer Sion?

[06:36:31] Dead Hammer Kion? Dead Hammer King.

[06:36:35] What?

[06:36:39] What is this?

[06:36:45] The fuck do you mean dead hammer king

[06:36:49] What King. What?

[06:36:58] Who the

[06:37:00] fuck would this be?

[06:37:07] Oh my god. Who uses a crown that's dead

[06:37:11] and has a hammer? I don't know, Yorick? Stadia- What do you mean?

[06:37:45] These are the worst clues ever! I might have to cheat and look at chat.

[06:37:48] I have no clue.

[06:37:50] Actually zero.

[06:37:53] Mord?

[06:38:08] What? Okay, is- what is this? First of all, Mord has a mace! not a hammer. Like what is this

[06:38:09] garbage fucking emojis?

[06:38:12] What do you mean?

[06:38:15] And then what is this?

[06:38:16] Is Mordekai King?

[06:38:17] I don't fucking know.

[06:38:24] Like,

[06:38:25] oh, like what

[06:38:32] oh darn i wonder what champ this is

[06:38:40] if you guys watch my stream and you don't know what champ this is, I swear to God You can just stop watching right now.

[06:38:43] I'm kidding please don't I need the viewership but

[06:38:46] I will be embarrassed for my viewers if we don't know what this is okay i'll be embarrassed

[06:39:03] because i play this champ a fuck ton.

[06:39:16] Okay, let's try. I've never done these before or I have just not in a while. Let's try Pokedoll.

[06:39:20] I was making sure I don't need puns.

[06:39:26] Type any Pokemon to begin.

[06:39:27] Okay, Pikachu. Wow.

[06:39:33] Okay.

[06:39:35] Well, you know, one out of seven is not bad or one out of eight.

[06:39:39] That's not bad, right?

[06:39:42] Ooh, ooh. one out of eight. That's not bad, right? Ooh.

[06:39:43] Ooh.

[06:39:46] Okay.

[06:39:47] It's a first evolution.

[06:39:49] You guys can help me by the way.

[06:39:50] There's no way I'm going to get this by myself chat so it's not electric

[06:39:56] it's not a non-secondary so that's a two type evolution it's a two-typer.

[06:40:05] First Evo two-typer, it's bigger than

[06:40:07] Pikachu but weighs less

[06:40:09] than Pikachu.

[06:40:12] What?

[06:40:19] What? I mean it's gotta be like a skinny champion.

[06:40:23] That's got to be like a really skinny Pokemon, man.

[06:40:27] I don't...

[06:40:29] Weighs less than Pikachu?

[06:40:32] The fuck?

[06:40:36] But it's taller.

[06:40:40] I mean, yeah, I don't know. We'll just do San- we'll try Sandshrew.

[06:40:44] Oh, Sandshrew is a non- secondary. And he's yellow!

[06:40:47] Okay you know what? Whoever said Santru...

[06:40:50] You and I are both really stupid. annihilation

[06:41:00] okay uh

[06:41:09] weedle and i'm willing to try it oh it's a poison type okay okay it's a poison weighs less than 3.2 kilograms but's bigger than 60 centimeters what oh it's secondary

[06:41:25] poison wait is that a ghost is it ghastly

[06:41:35] it's ghastly easy Easy.

[06:41:42] Yeah, that's right I'm him boys. I'm him.

[06:42:37] Oh! I'm gonna use the fact that Ez pushes lane really quickly early game. A lot of people don't realize how overpowered a passive actually is at like pushing early. So, people usually just get pushed in but it's pretty op I wanted to 3-Wave Crash and go by tier, but...

[06:42:39] Like, I wanted to do the Tier Cheater, but I can't.

[06:42:46] The problem is we have an Alister so three-way crashing with an alistar is really hard

[06:42:50] we know zyra is going to be full clearing though.

[06:42:54] Right? Like we know Zyra's full clearing because

[06:42:56] it's a Zyra.

[06:43:08] Yep, there she is. Right on time at three minutes with the fastest clear time in the fucking universe for some

[06:43:13] reason.

[06:43:14] Bro I'm level two! fucking universe for some reason.

[06:43:18] Bro, I'm level two! Trying to get level three really quick? Okay.

[06:43:31] I mean, you guys are just stupid. You're an idiot, bro. is See, wait. I'm baiting this really well.

[06:44:05] Okay get in there alistair

[06:44:16] like i'm not gonna lie we just tried to fight a level 4 Zyra with a level 2 Alistar and a level 2 Ezreal...

[06:44:28] ...and a Yi.

[06:44:33] Like, I swear to God I lose my mind

[06:44:36] in this elo, man.

[06:44:44] Okay. Like, Diamond players are not real humans. Actually though...

[06:44:50] Like I- Like, I...

[06:44:53] Like, I wanna hear his thought process on

[06:44:56] we win that fight. You know what I mean?

[06:44:58] Like, I genuinely want to hear how he thinks

[06:45:00] we win that. because that is wild

[06:45:08] like nautilus does his entire kit at level two alistar can only wq can't follow up with e i don't have w damage and

[06:45:17] he's level three to level four so they have a level lead and they have better champs

[06:45:29] i mean he's a ye main so his brain is broken from birth, but...

[06:45:41] I need to perm ban Zyra.

[06:45:44] I have gotten shit on ban Zyra. I have gotten shit on by

[06:45:45] Zyra five games out of

[06:45:47] five games because my junglers don't know

[06:45:49] how to beat it.

[06:45:51] Like, don't get me wrong, Zyra's OP as fuck, but

[06:45:53] the fact that my junglers don't actually know how to beat it is really bad so okay Please don't hit the wave.

[06:46:42] Just check your HD for two seconds, Allie.

[06:46:47] We can just chill for now you don't have to hit the wave, bro.

[06:46:56] Uh oh! I see the sun came out of its little fucking pocket.

[06:47:03] I'm about to take the Sun's cock in about 20 minutes. so so That was probably the best thing that could have happened to us there.

[06:47:44] Because now, uh...

[06:47:48] We have a huge lead! Jhin misses the whole wave.

[06:47:55] Nice. Jin misses the whole wave. Yeah, that's so good for us goddamn jinn just missed that whole wave and we uh

[06:48:00] We're back in it

[06:48:01] My cs is a little shitty but you know, here's what it is I'm about WarGround.

[06:48:31] I can't fucking...

[06:48:33] walk up.

[06:48:37] Because I don't get dove.

[06:48:51] I don't think they can dive because Nautilus isn't 6.

[06:48:55] Like, they would have to really go hard on me if they wanted to dive me, 3-6. I'm going to go ahead and do this. What? what

[06:49:36] okay no way bro am i really getting zyra right now

[06:49:43] what the Nice. nice

[06:50:10] not bad Not bad.

[06:50:17] Not bad?

[06:50:18] Holy fuck though, man. If I don't know the rules, then how can I be breaking them?

[06:50:37] It's okay. Even if Yi tilts we have ironclad mental today. don't actually but i'm gonna say that to myself

[06:50:46] you know how like they say if you if you say we have ironclad mental enough surely it will be true.

[06:51:11] I'm level 8, you could easily just go in Mr. Alistair I'll kill them all

[06:51:12] We can either go in or we

[06:51:23] can dragon We can go help Yi on dragon. oh he just went for that Guys, I'm trying to push the wave.

[06:51:51] Guys?

[06:51:52] Guys, I-I'm trying!

[06:51:55] Wh-what?!

[06:51:56] What is this?

[06:51:57] What's going on here? What are you doing? What? I'm trying.

[06:52:00] What?

[06:52:08] Alright, huh? Let's see if this Yone goes for this...

[06:52:09] Oh, he did!

[06:52:15] WHAT?!

[06:52:17] That little bitch got one cue. Oh

[06:52:20] my

[06:52:23] This guy walks up and gives me the limp dick Q he's just like

[06:52:48] Alright I should have eat before I get hit by that. That's my bad. Old man hands you know? Well this is awkward. I feel bad for that guy.

[06:52:57] Wait, why didn't Alistair go around? Why did he not just oh my god what the am i watching ricochet off a cricket or something Dude.

[06:53:40] Man, I got CC'd...

[06:53:41] I mean, I knew I shouldn't take that fight.

[06:53:43] That was pure ego, right?

[06:53:44] But like dude! I got cc'd twice! I knew I shouldn't take that fight. That was pure ego, right?

[06:53:44] But like dude...

[06:53:46] I got CC'd for five seconds!

[06:53:52] Like are you kidding?

[06:53:57] Five seconds! Like, are you kidding? Five full seconds of CC!

[06:54:02] Like I win that if I can auto attack the Nautilus or auto attack the Jhin a single fucking time.

[06:54:09] By the way...

[06:54:12] Five fucking seconds of fuckin' CC?

[06:54:16] Dude, Nautilus is so cancer

[06:54:17] to play versus.

[06:54:20] How does everybody not just love

[06:54:21] playing this champ?

[06:54:23] You make everybody

[06:54:25] hate themselves.

[06:54:59] I never miss You like make everybody hate themselves. so I'm so dead maybe of course of course.

[06:55:02] Dude, fuck off!

[06:55:05] I'm gonna lose my mind... Like, I shouldn't be dying right here,

[06:55:06] I should just be playing safe

[06:55:07] because I'm weak-sided?

[06:55:09] I'm just bored out of my minds

[06:55:14] my adhd is killing me right now

[06:55:17] wait we're gonna lose mid turret because my cannon went bot

[06:55:21] why would you Wait, we're gonna lose mid turret because my cannon went bot?

[06:55:24] Why would you go bot?

[06:55:34] Oh no. He is dead. You better result, man. Ooh! Well played actually. Okay well played!

[06:55:38] He's still dead...right?

[06:55:40] Wait, Kennen? Faker?! Oh my faker canoning God holy shit Holy shit.

[06:55:59] I'm actually so sad.

[06:56:06] I feel like the games today have been...

[06:56:10] Either I barely mess up, The games have barely feeling like either I barely mess up or...

[06:56:19] Unwinnable.

[06:56:23] Like, we'll probably still win this game but I'm saying like more of like I keep inting.

[06:56:27] And I keep having bad CS too. years The only thing I don't understand is why are these people on this these sides of the map

[06:57:00] there's no objectives top right so why is zyra top.

[06:57:12] This is wild.

[06:57:24] ... Carry me, lads.

[06:57:35] Nice job, lads. I still think that Yi is a moron but he's playing Yi so... If he's fed? He's's fat i'm down uh um of that so i don't want them to know it's warden I think we just chill, honestly.

[06:58:48] We probably just relax until Baron and then we just do Baron with a fed year. hard work not today so okay I mean, I'll be real.

[06:59:40] I think Zyra jungle is good. Why would they...

[06:59:56] Why would they... Why would they

[06:59:59] flame the Zyra jungle?

[07:00:03] Like, that Zyra was not

[07:00:04] the problem in that game, by the way.

[07:00:06] She died a bunch, but that's not her fault.

[07:00:10] Kennen is way stronger.

[07:00:12] Like, Kennen basically solo-carried

[07:00:13] the game with

[07:00:14] the Alistar roams

[07:00:17] and then Urgot won his lane.

[07:00:21] He had three winning lanes

[07:00:58] like or not solo one is laying top and then um we all won our lanes too so it was like Okay. like I'm gonna go look at the VOD and see if maybe should have gone to the fight level 2 anyway

[07:01:00] like maybe I'm wrong i will go see if

[07:01:04] i'm wrong or not guys i'll we'll do a bit of uh bot review

[07:01:09] because i'm always down to improve. But,

[07:01:12] I don't think

[07:01:13] I should have gone

[07:01:13] into that fight.

[07:01:16] I'm almost positive

[07:01:17] that was not a good

[07:01:18] 3v3. like zyra's already dude this champion is nerfed. Do you guys see this?

[07:01:38] It's 250 and she's

[07:01:40] finishing her Krugs at 250.

[07:01:43] She'll be done

[07:01:44] with her stuff

[07:01:45] in exactly 3 minutes.

[07:01:49] Oh my god!

[07:01:54] Yi is literally still doing

[07:01:56] fucking blue, man.

[07:02:04] So like this is the issue with this, right?

[07:02:07] Me and Alistar could try I guess

[07:02:10] And walk into here

[07:02:12] But I need Alistar to go first

[07:02:13] Because we don't have vision

[07:02:15] Okay Because we don't have vision, look.

[07:02:22] So like we know Zyra's here but we don't know where in the river she is.

[07:02:25] So she could be here or she could be here, like we don't know. I need Alist to like walk with me but he's pathing this this way

[07:02:31] so like we could in theory kill the zyra hair if we catch the xayah out and

[07:02:35] we 3v1 her before these two come right we do have first move the problem is is like i can't be

[07:02:40] the one to face check zyra like if she's standing in this bush i just die right like if i walk up

[07:02:45] to this bush and she's standing here, I die.

[07:02:48] If I walk past the bush, she's here, I die.

[07:02:53] So we just don't know.

[07:02:58] And we see her.

[07:03:04] But now, because I had to back off...

[07:03:08] Also, we should never take this play ever.

[07:03:12] Like, look at the champion difference and look at the levels.

[07:03:15] Nah, we never take this play by the way.

[07:03:31] Maybe if I can solo out the Jhin here, but even now we should just leave.

[07:03:35] My Yi is starting to fight at 60% HP...

[07:03:40] We're one minion- I'm one melee minion from three.

[07:03:45] Like, this is crazy.

[07:03:47] What's up?

[07:04:10] ... huh Huh. Well yeah, I mean like I said this is such a great fight

[07:04:19] look at this

[07:04:24] like boom like for? So we can coin flip a fight for crab that they have the advantage in?

[07:04:30] Nah, this is just stupid.

[07:04:34] Even if I'm there

[07:04:36] we don't win this.

[07:04:39] Alistar got a three-man

[07:04:40] pull.

[07:04:43] But like,

[07:04:43] even if I'm there

[07:04:44] there's no way we win.

[07:04:45] He just dies.

[07:04:48] Let's say I full combo Jhin here...

[07:04:51] He just flashes away.

[07:04:54] Like, say I'm here when we fight down. Jin might die but then I just die to the rest of them or Yi still dies and it's a 2v2. Nautilus has hook coming up again already. Zyra has cooldowns coming up.

[07:05:10] This is just such a bad fight! Like, straight up.

[07:05:23] That was just like...

[07:05:24] I don't know what I just watched.

[07:05:28] Okay. what i just watched

[07:05:33] and then he got mad he was like pissed he was like raging at me because i didn't go in for him so so

[07:05:58] i'm trying to figure out what they were doing here

[07:06:03] i guess they were trying to look at something.

[07:06:25] Dude the reason by the way that I eat here is because I thought the Nautilus...

[07:06:32] I actually shouldn't

[07:06:32] have eaten this way.

[07:06:33] I should've eaten

[07:06:33] here.

[07:06:35] My thought process?

[07:06:37] I panic-eat here, but

[07:06:38] I should've eaten

[07:06:38] here so that I could

[07:06:39] chase.

[07:06:40] Like,

[07:06:41] that's the only thing

[07:06:42] that I can really take from this.

[07:06:44] Is I know that I'm stronger than them so...

[07:06:48] I could've E'd here.

[07:06:49] I could have waited for Nautilus to auto me.

[07:06:52] In the absolute perfect world

[07:06:54] I wait for Nautilus to auto me

[07:06:55] Then Jhin Ws off that

[07:06:57] But then Nautilus just dies anyway

[07:06:59] And then I just E here

[07:07:01] and I chase

[07:07:02] And this guy can't gap close because he's way over there it worked out anyway but the

[07:07:09] reason i eat backwards is cause i thought natalas was gonna get turd aggro then he eat in anyway

[07:07:23] and now i'm just getting fucking dove by three people

[07:07:42] don't worry though what was our Yi doing during that time? Farming. But hey man...

[07:07:48] I'll improve. That was my bad. Do you guys think that's TF top or mid?

[07:07:52] Which one do you guys think it is?

[07:07:56] I have a feeling it's tiff top but

[07:08:03] i'm feeling their last picking mid

[07:08:08] like i think it's TF top.

[07:08:11] Dude, this is weird. They have a flex.

[07:08:13] It could actually be TF mid-Zack

[07:08:15] top or it could be TF top-Zack mid

[07:08:17] or it could be TF mid,

[07:08:20] Zach jungle. These two picks are so

[07:08:22] flexed that it's hard for me to tell what the fuck I'm

[07:08:24] versus.

[07:08:38] ... I might have to be a bitch in this game and play Malice again, guys.

[07:08:46] I wanted to play Tristana but their team comp like I don't know

[07:08:47] what their mid is

[07:08:48] and our team comp

[07:08:48] is so

[07:08:49] like anti- And their team comp is so...

[07:08:53] Like, anti-

[07:08:56] I can't play.

[07:09:05] Whereas Maloz makes it so that I can play no matter what in this team comp not os okay well i mean i didn't expect that i don't even know what's happening is it not always top Is it Nautilus Top?

[07:09:28] Ornn. Okay, that makes more sense i was like what the is that guy doing

[07:10:07] i don't know. Okay. What is this matchmaking? There's two masters, three emeralds.

[07:10:11] And then like eight diamonds or seven diamonds or something.

[07:10:15] The fuck is this matchmaking?

[07:10:21] What's up? Hey, what's up, Shotcoder?

[07:10:23] What's up, Seth?

[07:10:25] I hate you, Zeb.

[07:10:28] Zeb. Zeb's just not even subbed anymore. We'll get him down there.

[07:10:52] 31... 30 seconds until minions spawn okay

[07:11:31] second What would be gross? They don't know Yi is at our red, by the way. Whoa, what the absolute fuck? Whoa.

[07:11:34] What the absolute fuck is happening here? Uh... uh uh

[07:11:44] Uh

[07:11:47] Okay

[07:11:49] Guys, I don't know what's happening. But like can you do something so I don't just lose minions?

[07:11:59] Guys. I'm just losing minions. Like i feel like my brain hurts

[07:12:10] This is wild

[07:12:13] We're literally just playing fucking...

[07:12:21] What? Like wha-

[07:12:23] Wait, uh...

[07:12:24] Yeah.

[07:12:26] I don't know.

[07:12:31] I'm surprised they were so scared to fight us when they have a tf versus mouths if i'm being honest

[07:12:38] because there's no way i am more useful than miles or than tf um You know what?

[07:13:04] I don't think eating him is good.

[07:13:05] You know what I should probably do?

[07:13:07] I think I should actually be spam shoving this wave in

[07:13:10] so that I don't lose priority on the wave

[07:13:14] so my jungler doesn't get screwed over.

[07:13:40] Okay. jungler doesn't get screwed over I don't want TF to be able to walk the fights and shits. Yeah, that...the Zac is trying to invade

[07:13:42] right now. My ward spotted him.

[07:14:55] ... um so Dude, there is no way! Like... hey I'm a mouse by the way i don't have value why does everybody keep doing this Like, why are we forcing the worst fights imaginable? I actually misplayed the fights, but it's so frustrating. Like, I misplayed it because

[07:14:57] uh...

[07:14:58] I could've popped Biscuit and probably gotten enough mana to E

[07:15:00] and killed a Zac.

[07:15:02] But before he popped.

[07:15:04] But dude, I...

[07:15:10] Why do we have a Yi and a Malz? And we're fighting early against the Zac TF?

[07:15:16] I don't understand

[07:15:37] i mean the ash and amelia were really strong but okay bro Okay, bro.

[07:15:45] I was going to try and...I just walked top for no assist.

[07:15:50] Oh, no...

[07:15:54] That was a terrible ward as well.

[07:15:57] I'm gonna have to walk through tf

[07:17:37] oh no so so Bro, what the fuck? so so so Guys, I can't do anything against TF. He's gonna have Pryo for right now. Oh my god.

[07:17:49] Guys, just stop fighting!

[07:18:00] Yep, there it is.

[07:18:10] Enemy killing spree I... How many times do you guys think

[07:18:11] I just didn't ping enough?

[07:18:12] Or, like...

[07:18:15] He was gone for like a year so I'm a mouse with no R.

[07:18:44] You are losing butt as melio ash so 39 cs so Somebody doesn't respect the TF walking to bot lane through 50 pings then says mid diff i think for sure milio deserves to have water and food

[07:19:47] the rest of his life so so so I want to go get my Blackfire Torch. so I will TP mid, so that i can prio the wave so you guys don't cry like little babies sure bro Sure bro. Ah.

[07:21:30] I see.

[07:21:37] What a fun game!

[07:21:42] I for sure am enjoying the fact my bot lane lost their turret

[07:21:47] I think you guys need to learn how bot works, by the way.

[07:22:31] They literally lost bot turret at 10 minutes as ashmelio That's like physically not possible. Like I went to the fight early. My team got mad that TF did more than a Malz at level 2. Then... then

[07:23:01] then i pinged the tf had a roam timer for 10 seconds and they got mad again. Because Zeri

[07:23:02] should never be able to play lane phase against Ashe.

[07:23:05] Basically, if Zeri walks forward against Ashe...

[07:23:09] She should just instantly die.

[07:24:17] Okay. I mean... do junglers and supports just eat glue in this hero so Ah, that's unlucky. Damn. I could have killed him, I think. it's my bad though Like, genuinely though I will never understand how people can play this badly and then type... they're duo q with each other so

[07:26:53] all right my bad. I just got fucking analed by three ultimates. so so so okay I mean, I don't know man. so is legendary so I also don't know how my Ash got so railed

[07:26:55] bot lane.

[07:26:57] I mean,

[07:26:57] I have to go watch the VOD

[07:26:58] after this game

[07:26:59] because

[07:27:00] the fact they lost that

[07:27:02] The fact they like

[07:27:04] lost that early fight

[07:27:05] as Ash Melio

[07:27:06] versus Zeri

[07:27:07] Like,

[07:27:08] Zeri can't even

[07:27:09] play the game.

[07:27:11] Like when I say

[07:27:12] Ashe beats Zeri in lane,

[07:27:14] I mean like, Zeri can't even play League of Legends.

[07:27:19] Like it's that bad

[07:27:19] of a matchup for Zeri. You just lose the game.

[07:27:23] All you have to do is quite literally walk up to Zeri, and she essentially takes half her HP by you existing. I'm not going to forfeit just because we have like a crazy good scaling comp so i'm gonna make them have to end the game

[07:28:00] but jesus christ so We need to go, we need to get some golds.

[07:28:31] I need to get some of these bounties man

[07:28:39] oh my god

[07:28:44] they just tried to fight them mid.

[07:28:51] Why would you guys fight that? uh has been destroyed So

[07:29:30] Guys he's one hp surely you guys can kill him rex

[07:30:20] oh my gosh okay okay okay

[07:30:23] only you guys could see my face right now.

[07:30:31] I am in shock that like... These people are trying to, what are we doing guys oh well i guess uh okay oh thank god has been slain disconnected That is my real face.

[07:31:37] That's just a picture.

[07:31:43] What the fuck?

[07:31:46] I mean, I don't know what to't say that's wild

[07:31:50] ash just don't follow bad players when they make rad plants

[07:33:39] the smart phone do you not know how league works....... He's an idiot. I'm really curious though, how... How are these people so bad?

[07:33:48] Are these like, were those two Chinese boosters or something, trying to boost with Milyo Yi?

[07:34:02] They're not very good.

[07:34:10] Okay. good. I mean, he has nine death...

[07:34:12] Like, look at this!

[07:34:15] This guy averages nine deaths a game.

[07:34:19] 35 games played, 6.6 CS, 9 death average.

[07:34:26] Like holy fuck

[07:34:28] this guy's gigabad

[07:34:35] and they're duo Q and he still averages

[07:34:38] nine deaths. He averages eight deaths on Melio!

[07:34:46] Holy

[07:34:47] fuck, they're bad I don't know what to say. Yo. yo

[07:35:33] for me so Like, Melio's level one. huh so I mean the meal is literally level one

[07:37:07] Like this player's a moron like look at how stupid they are Like, this Yi is trying to fight with a level 1 Melio and a half hp ash farming in lane

[07:37:43] like what there's no way you actually thought you'd win that oh god so I got you, bro.

[07:37:44] I'll give you guys discounts.

[07:37:47] If you guys want to buy the coaching,

[07:37:48] I got your voice.

[07:38:34] I'll get you with the fat discounts. Okay.. god damn is this gonna support me

[07:38:38] oh no I'll be back.

[07:38:49] I'm going to take a leak. Thank you... Okay.. Okay. uh no, no worries. well

[07:40:37] all right, my mouse is about to die.

[07:40:44] We need to pray? Everybody needs to pray in the chat that my mouse doesn't die right now...

[07:40:53] In the middle of the game.

[07:41:11] Welcome to The league of draven

[07:41:12] yo bad brown there with a 37 man welcome back appreciate the Oh, Bad Brown. Welcome back.

[07:41:14] Appreciate the resub.

[07:41:16] Thanks man.

[07:41:20] No my wireless mouse is perfect because I used to use a wired mouse.

[07:41:25] Trust me the-the mouse is actually incredibly responsive. I don't even notice it

[07:41:31] Like i don't notice there's delay.

[07:41:37] More batteries? No, I just...I mean I charge it.

[07:41:43] I just haven't charged it in like two days. 30 seconds until minions spawn. What? What are you doing? Minions has spawned.

[07:42:28] Go, bot lane! I am mid.

[07:42:32] No! You go bot! bots what the is like Wait, what?

[07:42:53] Like I genuinely don't know why that guy is like

[07:42:55] Mimid?

[07:42:57] What do you mean?

[07:43:02] You're playing Lucian Nami man.

[07:43:05] Like, you should not be nervous about that. That was dangerous! I'm dangerous, come in. What the...

[07:43:24] I swear to God, bro.

[07:43:32] Oh my god,

[07:43:33] I can't see us. We're shit.

[07:43:53] Okay. Oh my god dude, why are all the minions hitting the one CS?

[07:44:01] Oh...my God.

[07:44:04] Okay I won't miss the cannon.

[07:45:09] It's okay. I didn't want to back and get my tear here anyway. yes oh hey so you have been slain an ally has so so I'm going to go fire a warped statue.

[07:50:17] Ever-Magnetize! so is are sort of my uh so um so I'm going to last in the world from the brink of annihilation. so so no problems here uh uh uh yeah let it go uh um so so so I'm always open to new ideas lane I mean my element is like mini-vote? Ha!

[07:50:19] Yes!

[07:50:21] Wow!

[07:57:35] Huh! I'm going to try and get the look like it hurts so so so so so Enemy killing spree so enemy I'm going to try and get the uh I'm going to try and get the first one. so so so uh so so so so I'm dead. enemy double kill uh uh uh uh so dangerous so uh so so i hate um so so so so uh ally has been slain

[07:57:38] last time i was in shurima i decoded some glyphs something about uh jackal head and the time is an ally has been slain Thanks for watching! uh uh so um please has been destroyed so so Thank you. I don't understand the logic.

[07:59:58] This guy goes,

[07:59:58] I don't care if I'm good or bad at League.

[08:00:00] Why are you playing League?

[08:00:04] Okay. Nami, question

[08:00:08] why do you play ranked if

[08:00:10] you don't try to win

[08:00:13] Like what try to win

[08:00:18] like what i mean you ran it down mega hard then said i don't care here.

[08:00:45] Like, what is wrong with these humans?

[08:00:47] Dude's just first-timing Lilia for fun?

[08:00:51] Stop first-timing champions! Like, seriously. How the fuck is everybody just inting in my games today?

[08:01:08] It has been six games of people running it down!

[08:01:12] It's like we've been lucky that I carried some of them but this is outrageous like every ad carry in my every single 80 carrier i've played with today

[08:01:25] every one of them has entered. Every jungler has entered.

[08:04:36] Okay................. That guy just said,

[08:04:38] I need better mental.

[08:04:43] But at the same time said that he let his friend,

[08:04:44] which I don't believe,

[08:04:45] but he's like,

[08:04:45] oh,

[08:04:46] I let my friend play on my account.

[08:04:49] I,

[08:04:50] I don't get it. Do people not realize that like, you're just being a dick? Like nobody's gonna have good mental if you're just trolling people.

[08:05:05] Like... like what?

[08:05:09] I don't understand.

[08:05:12] If you're trolling your teammates right

[08:05:15] they're not going to have good mentals because you're trolling them i mean am I wrong?

[08:05:29] I feel like anybody who gets trolled in a league has the right to be tilted by it.

[08:05:33] That's wild

[08:05:34] i don't know that's crazy I will make sure that guy's banned though.

[08:06:09] I'm gonna send a...

[08:06:13] an account share report

[08:06:15] I'm petty, man.

[08:06:17] Like you let your friend

[08:06:18] play your quote-unquote decay games or whatever

[08:06:20] in my games? Like I'm petty, bro.

[08:06:22] I'll get you banned straight up.

[08:06:26] I'm a

[08:06:26] petty fuck.

[08:06:33] You know what

[08:06:34] I do think is going to be really interesting, though?

[08:06:36] They're going to start doing like actual hardware

[08:06:39] bans,

[08:06:41] like legitimate,

[08:06:42] like you can't play a league period for

[08:06:44] actual,

[08:06:45] like no accounts are safe.

[08:06:46] They're going to start doing that soon.

[08:06:49] And I can't wait to see all of the...

[08:06:50] When they start hardware banning

[08:06:51] people in League

[08:06:52] for trolling

[08:06:53] and soft-denting

[08:06:53] and raging

[08:06:54] and griefing

[08:06:54] and shit,

[08:06:55] I can't wait

[08:06:55] to see all these people

[08:06:56] get mad

[08:06:57] and be like,

[08:06:57] I don't want

[08:06:57] to play anymore.

[08:06:59] Like, I can't wait, man.

[08:07:00] I can't wait to watch

[08:07:02] these people rage their ass off

[08:07:04] when they get hardware banned.

[08:07:07] And they're like, wait, why can't

[08:07:08] I log on to my Smurf and play or my main like i cannot wait man

[08:07:14] like i'm i'm gonna be eating good when they start doing that like high key i'm gonna be eating good.

[08:07:24] Because that shit is cringe.

[08:07:29] Cringe! Welcome to the League of Draven.

[08:07:46] Happy 10 years, homie!....................... All right. Sorry about that, I had to mute for a second dudes.

[08:11:40] I just wanted to say thank you

[08:11:44] For the 120 month resub.

[08:11:49] That is absolutely fucking insane.

[08:11:54] Thank you for that, bro.

[08:11:55] You know I love you, Claudia. No, I mean, I can show you guys the message.

[08:12:23] Riot literally said that they're going to start hardware banning people up.

[08:12:26] Okay. It's like this Riot guy. So you'll be looking into

[08:12:43] increased detection of punishment for soft inting,

[08:12:45] which is a large problem in the game.

[08:12:47] Now that we have machine ID info

[08:12:49] with Vanguard, Quickly should we transition

[08:12:52] punishment from account level to hardware level?

[08:12:56] And basically, everybody in the comments is essentially like literally

[08:13:00] everybody in the comments said immediately.

[08:13:04] Like all 800 comments

[08:13:06] is literally just ASAP. so I'm assuming

[08:13:18] Riot will probably

[08:13:20] implement Vanguard

[08:13:22] within like a month or two

[08:13:24] for hardware bans.

[08:13:26] Which would be sick, because

[08:13:28] like I said...

[08:13:31] People can just get banned and not give two fucks about being

[08:13:36] banned at the moment because they'll just go on another account.

[08:13:40] So, they just troll games

[08:13:42] and it's miserable. That's what it is, though.

[08:14:17] I feel like an asshole whining about this, man.

[08:14:18] But it's just bugging me.

[08:14:21] Like, I'll try to stop whining about it so much, but dude...

[08:14:23] It's just bugging me so much.

[08:14:32] Like, it's really hard to want to win games when every other

[08:14:34] game is literally like

[08:14:35] somebody trolling or somebody griefing

[08:14:38] or somebody being toxic

[08:14:39] or, like,

[08:14:40] somebody running it down

[08:14:41] like that Lucian last game

[08:14:42] was, like...

[08:14:43] That Lucian last game

[08:14:44] was, like, give me mid, right?

[08:14:46] I said no.

[08:14:47] I don't want to give you mid.

[08:14:48] Go bot lane."

[08:14:49] And then he tilted because

[08:14:51] I didn't give him mid

[08:14:52] ran it down bot

[08:14:53] and we had a Lillia

[08:14:54] who was apparently

[08:14:56] playing on a friend's account

[08:14:57] run it down in the jungle.

[08:15:00] So like, the game wasn't even playable right? Like that shit is sooo

[08:15:04] miserable man... I know

[08:15:22] I've been fucking so negative on stream

[08:15:24] today.

[08:15:26] Like, I've just been whining and bitching

[08:15:28] and negative and shit, and it's just like...

[08:15:31] A lot of it, like I said, and it's just like... A lot of it,

[08:15:32] like I said,

[08:15:32] is just because

[08:15:33] it's really frustrating.

[08:15:44] Okay. Minions have spawned.

[08:15:53] And my boots are not waterproof. Fantastic!

[08:16:08] Boom, boom, boom No, don't throw a hook. Just walk into the bush! Ah, it's fine.

[08:16:12] All he has to do is walk into the bush.

[08:16:17] Because only the first

[08:16:18] bush is warded, right?

[08:16:23] Like, only this bush is warded. So if he just walks into that bush...

[08:16:25] ...it won't be a ward anymore.

[08:16:28] Because then he's in the non-warded bush!

[08:16:34] Ooh. so If not only was it ignited the Kai'Sa, I would have maybe killed her.

[08:17:11] Oh my god!

[08:17:16] This guy has to be autofilled What should I eat sooner?

[08:17:37] Time is it 3? Okay. Hecarim could skip camps here, but it's low

[08:17:46] evo so I know he won't... Which is not a good thing, by the way. Like,

[08:17:51] I shouldn't be playing off of like oh it's low elo? I know he won't.

[08:17:55] Like, I shouldn't be doing that. nice you can send the bill to my uncle's museum He doesn't punish trolling enough. I agree, you can literally do anything in league as long as you don't type B. It's really hard to defend.

[08:18:30] Unless you drop like 30 deaths or something wild right?

[08:18:34] Like if you drop like 30 fucking deaths or something, sure but...

[08:18:42] It's like super hard to get banned in this game. There's an unspoken law. up what's up bro how's it going i'll make this look easy so uh Holy shit, this Nautilus is my baby daddy. Your mid died 20 times last game?

[08:20:06] I'm pretty sure there are, like,'s like, soft things. Or what's the word I'm looking for?

[08:20:13] You know what I'm talking about! There's like, soft int levels where if you have X deaths, you will automatically

[08:20:20] get hit by the system.

[08:20:23] Like, I know those

[08:20:24] exist, right?

[08:20:27] Because I've

[08:20:28] seen people get, like, 30 deaths and they get insta banned the next game.

[08:20:32] I'm pretty sure 20 deaths is an instaband if you get that, but...

[08:20:38] ...I can't guarantee it.

[08:20:40] There's other stuff in their algorithm

[08:20:42] though too. Like...

[08:20:44] Like when they're looking

[08:20:50] to ban you for amount of deaths,

[08:20:52] They also check...

[08:20:54] Their algorithm checks your activity in the game too.

[08:20:58] That's something not a lot of people know.

[08:21:00] It isn't just stats like if you're if you're like actively like clicking

[08:21:07] a lot and doing things right the algorithm will like understand that you're doing that?

[08:21:19] Uh oh. Aw, Oh, if I WQ'd he might have died.

[08:21:30] That's fine. I mean that was my bad.

[08:21:33] Whoa! That's fine. I mean, that was my bad.

[08:21:35] Whoa!

[08:21:41] What in the fuck man?

[08:21:52] What is happening? The Talon trolled that, though.

[08:21:54] He went way too early.

[08:21:56] He should have waited for us to get there before going in.

[08:21:59] Because the dragon was at like 80%.

[08:22:02] Like when we walked over or whatever if you just waited we would've killed them all.

[08:22:07] Oh no! whatever if he just waited we would have uh killed them all

[08:22:11] oh no i've played with that guy the like stupid fucker who uses the ai to run accounts down and shits i've dodged him before

[08:22:27] yeah I know no he uses AI to queue like 10 accounts at once

[08:22:30] and then he just plays on whichever one of the

[08:22:32] accounts gets the Q pop.

[08:22:44] And then he just like runs it down when he does get the Q pop, right? He like runs it down hard.

[08:23:08] The game I played with him had 34 deaths on Remus and the insta he insta got banned Like the whole world's gone crazy. It was literally just like an instant, I got the feedback report.

[08:23:14] I don't know, I think Riot's headed in the right direction though.

[08:23:18] Right?

[08:23:19] Like I think the direction they're heading in is perfect.

[08:23:21] Because now if somebody is caught trolling and Vanguard bans them or whatever

[08:23:25] you get your LP back for the game.

[08:23:27] You get some consolation LP or whatever.

[08:23:30] So it's not perfect but at least it's something

[08:23:34] to make people feel better about like being like when people get punished And like Vanguard also is really nice because...

[08:23:50] Vanguard's also pretty nice because

[08:23:55] Vanguard's like...

[08:23:57] Even though it's not perfect,

[08:23:59] like I said,

[08:24:00] it's still nice to have something in place

[08:24:02] where like...

[08:24:06] Somebody gets punished?

[08:24:10] Wait, that minion got

[08:24:12] stuck under the tur- wait, what is the wave?

[08:24:15] What just happened to my wave?

[08:24:18] That's not a good play.

[08:24:28] Oh! Oh, I'm shooting these Qs too high. We need to push this. time for a true display

[08:24:54] yeah okay so what hardware van means is exactly what that guy just said essentially Vanguard can see every number on your PC right because Vanguard has like full access to essentially everything on your PC that,

[08:25:08] like, is hardware-based.

[08:25:10] Right?

[08:25:11] So, like, the...

[08:25:12] Everything that's, like, a hardware on your PC it can access.

[08:25:15] So, essentially what happens is like if they want to,

[08:25:21] they can go in and ban the like...

[08:25:25] They could ban your computer from accessing uh riot's client like they'll ban like the number of your computer

[08:25:34] from accessing the client so that even if you have like five six seven thirty accounts uh if you log on one account you'll still

[08:25:43] not be able to play on like if you get banned on one accounts you won't be

[08:25:48] able to plan any of your accounts because it's on the same computer.

[08:25:51] Yeah yeah you can spoof it! Of course, of course.

[08:25:55] But I think spoofing is a lot harder than spoofing other stuff, y'know?

[08:26:05] ... spoofing other stuff, you know? Like...

[08:26:51] ... so I can sleep. I'm not going to and my top side is getting shit on this game.

[08:26:53] Gotta walk in for a sec. Like, I am so fucking sick and tired of losing. Well, I'm dead. I should not have stayed for that wave.

[08:27:16] I mean, I'll be real,

[08:27:18] I didn't expect...

[08:27:19] I expected maybe Hecarim

[08:27:20] but I didn't expect Ryze to go all the way bot

[08:27:22] for that roam.

[08:27:25] Either way, I overstayed but i just did not expect him to go bot uh A lot of cyber people stopped playing League because of it.

[08:27:53] Oh, I don't think anything having that much control

[08:27:55] of your computer is good.

[08:27:57] Like I said, the only reason

[08:27:58] that I'm happy about it is because

[08:28:00] maybe

[08:28:02] it will actually

[08:28:05] actively stop people from griefing

[08:28:06] the game as much.

[08:28:09] Right? Vanguard! stop people from griefing the game as much

[08:28:14] right like vanguard's not perfect by any

[08:28:20] means or follow the compass

[08:28:31] Oh my god. Oh my god. Nice, well played! I misplayed

[08:28:35] that so hard. I flashed into the wave...I'm bad.

[08:28:56] Dude, why is this Ryze Thanos, by the way. Like why is Ryze so

[08:28:58] fucking strong?

[08:29:02] He has one item and he can do so much damage.

[08:29:09] I mean,

[08:29:10] I'm not going to stop playing League

[08:29:11] because of Vanguard.

[08:29:12] Nothing is like...

[08:29:13] Riot will never actually take your info.

[08:29:16] They're not gonna rob

[08:29:17] your fucking bank account and shit.

[08:29:19] That's not gonna fucking happen.

[08:29:25] Okay. So... Like, I understand why you would stop playing because of it. But I'm just saying like, I know like, y'know

[08:29:32] Like personally, I don't think anything super bad is gonna happen so uh uh so What the fuck? They're all 1 HP. Oh my god! We can win, but fair warning... there is zero reason to be fighting with no objective on the map bottom. you will learn as you improve fighting Fighting is fun, but bad.

[08:31:23] No time to waste! Oh, they're fighting again

[08:31:52] jesus fucking christ man uh it was actually so close to me just straight up eating a fucking dick. everything about quitting League?

[08:32:15] Oh, yeah. No, I mean, League sucks.

[08:32:16] Well, it's fun but it sucks.

[08:32:19] League is like that...

[08:32:20] League is like that addiction

[08:32:21] that once you quit

[08:32:24] you have to be very careful because it's fun unnecessarily that, like... Once you quit,

[08:32:25] you have to be very careful because it's fun enough

[08:32:27] that you're willing

[08:32:28] to take it in the ass

[08:32:29] for, like, one dopamine hit.

[08:32:32] One time.

[08:32:33] And then you're willing

[08:32:33] to just hate your life

[08:32:34] for fucking

[08:32:36] ten more... like, ten hours for one dopamine hit of

[08:32:40] oh that was really fun. Right? Like that's what League is.

[08:32:44] ... Like, that's what League is.

[08:32:53] Because it's such a big dopamine hit that it's like

[08:32:55] holy fuck, that was sick. And then

[08:32:57] you want that again for another

[08:32:59] and then it happens again after

[08:33:01] another 80 games and you're like, oh worth

[08:33:03] Riot has perfected the addiction. If you had died there, I would have clicked it and put it on Twitter.

[08:33:22] You are toxic! I'm in. Why so gauntlet? I was like, wait a second.

[08:33:46] Why'd that slow me?

[08:33:48] Fucking Nami-y.

[08:33:54] Do you think mage DPS supports are valid? Wait, what do you mean?

[08:33:58] Oh! You mean like mage supports Brand,, Deseret, stuff like that?

[08:34:07] It's hard to say. I don't think they're good in high elo unless you are like really good at them

[08:34:14] like unless you're like a zap or something you know i don't add a lot of value outside of being the carry.

[08:34:32] When you're playing Mage supports, don't add a lot of value outside of being the carry.

[08:34:33] Right, like when you're playing Mage supports

[08:34:34] You are trying to make yourself the carry as the support

[08:34:39] which is fine but you have to like...

[08:34:47] Done, Baron.

[08:34:49] Done, Baron! Just go.

[08:34:57] They're going to try and finish it, just fight them! Go! so I've seen You never seen me send you an ICDM?

[08:35:30] Do you deserve a nice DM? nice damn i send you nice DMs. Oh, my team's fighting again I don't know how

[08:36:17] I'm going to actually... Yeah, I can't 1v1 Ryze right now.

[08:36:22] I need Shogun. Isn't Lilia supposed to be broken? She's extremely broken.

[08:36:37] But, it's like, imagine a Diamond player playing a champion that requires a lot of effort and

[08:36:45] skill.

[08:36:46] It doesn't always go great. so what are you guys doing

[08:37:39] what Why are they fighting? Fiora's bot. Stop fighting to fight.

[08:38:43] God, it's like every time these people just run it down on fucking repeat for fun. God, I'm just being slowed by fucking everything. so so Dude, I don't know. This is wild man. Like, I'm so strong!

[08:39:51] My team is literally fighting as far away from me as they can every time I'm in my element, fighting evil. so so I don't want to go back but... Come on guys, just don't want to go back, but...

[08:39:55] Come on guys. Just don't die right before Dragon. That's all you gotta do.

[08:39:57] Really easy. Just don't die right

[08:39:59] before Drake and we are chillin'.

[08:40:47] ... chilling so uh uh I'm here! I don't like to predict which one turns ahead.

[08:40:50] That's why I wing it.

[08:41:29] Yes! It's not grave robbing if you have a college degree, which I do. There's so much gold I need to go spend

[08:41:38] oh my god I'm so frustrated right now I would tell you why I'm frustrated but I don't want to whine and cry what are

[08:41:42] you doing no you're an idiot stop we have no vision.

[08:41:57] Nott gets wards, and we play vision uh um blasted right foot so so so is Get fucked, nerds! so That rise griefed me yesterday. I got 23 LP and diamond two. My count's cooked. so Okay. I might have to get off

[08:44:58] after this next game

[08:45:00] uh I have one of my friends after this next game.

[08:45:05] I have one of my friends staying with me and he needs to use my computer

[08:45:06] so that he can order some food

[08:45:09] or something. He wants to do

[08:45:10] something on my computer.

[08:45:17] I might do a second stream after like take like an hour break go make some dinner myself and come back and do another stream but i I don't want to like...

[08:45:28] Uh...

[08:45:31] I don't want to be rude.

[08:45:35] You guys know what I mean?

[08:45:43] Oh, yeah. To add to what I was saying earlier, Aegis, because I was in the middle of a fight so I wasn't able to say it.

[08:45:49] I think supports...I think mage supports are fine, right?

[08:46:01] I think Mage supports are fun.

[08:46:03] I think the problem

[08:46:03] with Mage supports

[08:46:04] at least in my opinion

[08:46:05] is that

[08:46:06] they they fit like supports are supposed to fit a niche to the team comp and if you pick

[08:46:12] a major support you kind of force your team to play around the fact that you're a ranged carry.

[08:46:19] So if an enemy has like Nautilus or Leona,

[08:46:23] Engage, or if the enemy has a really good Enchanter

[08:46:27] You aren't

[08:46:28] going to be... Unless you're really good at

[08:46:30] your support.

[08:46:33] Like unless you're really good at Zerath

[08:46:34] or really good at Brand or really good at Zyra

[08:46:35] or whatever mage support you're playing Vel'Koz

[08:46:38] You're essentially

[08:46:39] forcing your team comp

[08:46:41] to be suboptimal

[08:46:42] Right?

[08:46:45] And it's not like

[08:46:46] It's not like

[08:46:46] team comp matters

[08:46:47] that much until you get into high elo So, it's not like team comp matters that much until you get into high elo so

[08:46:50] it's not that big of a deal but it definitely is like harder from the ad carry perspective

[08:46:55] it's a lot harder for your team to like function if you're not playing something that

[08:47:02] has like uh actual supporting capabilities

[08:47:05] like say you have to walk into a dragon fight right

[08:47:08] like let's see let's say say you need to be walking as

[08:47:11] five into a fight.

[08:47:12] If you don't have

[08:47:14] a frontliner that can do that, it's

[08:47:17] way harder

[08:47:18] to check bushes and walk forward.

[08:47:21] You have to poke them out off the fight instead of

[08:47:23] like, walk forward.

[08:47:26] So if you pick

[08:47:27] a mage in your top jungle

[08:47:29] already picked

[08:47:30] random shit,

[08:47:33] like a split pusher in a mage jungle or something.

[08:47:36] Then you're essentially...

[08:47:37] It's going to be hard for your AD carry to function

[08:47:40] and it's going to be hard for your team to function unless you're

[08:47:42] really good like i said i'm not saying don't pick it i'm just saying like from the other

[08:47:48] perspective of the game you got to try and like realize why the game...

[08:47:54] Why you might lose sometimes, where you think you're doing really well.

[08:47:56] Let's say you're 5-2,

[08:47:59] really fed two items mid-game

[08:48:01] on Xerath support or something.

[08:48:05] Right?

[08:48:05] And then all of a sudden you're like, oh shit!

[08:48:08] Why are we losing? I don't get it.

[08:48:10] A lot of the time it's because

[08:48:11] you don't have something where your team can function.

[08:48:15] So, like,

[08:48:16] your teammates aren't going to be as good

[08:48:17] as the high-level players, right?

[08:48:19] So they're going to get caught by

[08:48:21] Leona, Nautilus.

[08:48:23] They're gonna get caught by Pyke.

[08:48:24] They're gonna get caught by Rke. They're going to get caught

[08:48:24] by Rakan.

[08:48:25] They're going to get caught

[08:48:26] by Assassins.

[08:48:27] Like they're just going to

[08:48:28] because they're not

[08:48:30] typically high-level players.

[08:48:32] Whereas like if you're playing

[08:48:33] something that can protect

[08:48:34] your teammates it adds a lot of value because like if your teammate is going to get caught and you're standing there.

[08:48:41] You help them and then that pick turns into like you getting a kill.

[08:48:44] You know what i mean

[08:48:53] i hope that was like helpful

[08:48:57] you can play anything you want until you get up into high elo, though.

[08:49:00] So that only pertains to

[08:49:01] literal...

[08:49:02] Like I said, I'm positive

[08:49:05] there aren't any challengers or Grandmasters in my chat.

[08:49:08] So,

[08:49:09] if you are below Grandmaster,

[08:49:12] you play whatever the fuck you want.

[08:49:15] Like, until Masters,

[08:49:17] it doesn't matter at all and then even in masters

[08:49:20] it's not that big of a deal like i mean

[08:49:26] i played senna to gm when sennana was in her worst state a few years ago. Before they buffed Senna, I played her to Grandmaster three years ago and she was terrible.

[08:49:43] Like, I fucked my team comp every game and I felt really bad for my teammates

[08:49:45] because every game I was just picking Senna

[08:49:47] and my team was suffering because of it

[08:49:50] and we would win but I was like i was the main character you know

[08:49:57] so it's like if you want to play support you should learn to play support roles or support champions because the whole point

[08:50:01] of playing support is just like it

[08:50:03] says, you're supporting your team.

[08:50:06] So if you're going to play a mage

[08:50:07] my question would be why not just play

[08:50:09] AD mage or play mid-mage?

[08:50:12] Like, let's say you want to play Brand. Why not

[08:50:14] just learn mid Brands or learn AD Brands?

[08:50:17] Both are viable, right? They're both good picks.

[08:50:27] Like, the only thing I can think of is that you want to play support because it's

[08:50:28] the easiest role, right?

[08:50:32] Because it doesn't require a lot of thought.

[08:50:34] You can just walk up, trade

[08:50:36] and not worry about CS

[08:50:37] you don't have to worry about

[08:50:40] farming, you don't have to worry about waves

[08:50:42] you don't have to worry about waves, you don't have to worry about CS. You just walk

[08:50:44] around and throw spells, and that's support.

[08:50:48] So instead of playing it in a solo lane

[08:50:50] and playing it for what it's meant

[08:50:52] to be, you want to be able to play it in the to be, you want to play in the support role because

[08:50:55] like, you know, you wanna be lazy. Which is fine! I'm just saying

[08:50:59] if that's your thought process then you're gonna have people who are

[08:51:03] going to be unable to play with that because they need

[08:51:05] to be helped. So it's going to make it harder for you

[08:51:08] to climb unless you're really good. I like how I said this was going to be my last game for an hour, and the queue time

[08:51:23] was like, alright bet.

[08:51:24] We're gonna make it a 10-minute queue. dude there's so much op stuff in a-ram ever like i only play aram once on the blue moon

[08:51:43] but every time i queue ARAM, dude.

[08:51:51] You just lose sometimes.

[08:51:56] I had one ARAM that like haunts me it was

[08:51:58] like maybe like six months ago i was like playing with my irl friends

[08:52:03] and i think we all got melee champs

[08:52:07] like we even re-rolled there was all melee champs. We even re-rolled and it was all melee champs

[08:52:09] and the enemy got

[08:52:11] Sona,

[08:52:14] Xerath,

[08:52:15] Kog'Maw, Lux...

[08:52:18] It was unplayable.

[08:52:19] I couldn't do anything.

[08:52:22] They were silver and they

[08:52:24] were shitting on me in ARAM because I couldn't play the game.

[08:52:28] I'd walk

[08:52:28] near them and I'd take 90% of my HP.

[08:52:47] It's wild a ram is funny because like you do just get shafted sometimes

[08:52:52] although i think it's kind of funny uh My friends were telling me that you can make ARAM smurfs

[08:52:55] where you literally just have an account with only champs

[08:52:58] that you want to play in ARAM,

[08:53:01] which i thought was really funny

[08:53:14] I Was like who the fuck makes an ARAM smurf

[08:53:15] but then I was like I guess if you like only

[08:53:18] play ARAM

[08:53:19] right

[08:53:20] like I wouldn't want to have

[08:53:23] Cho'Gath or

[08:53:25] fucking

[08:53:27] Set in ARAM either. you guys only play aram oh dude there's so many people who only play ARAM.

[08:53:45] I didn't realize how big ARAM actually was

[08:53:47] until like a year ago

[08:53:49] because I've never been an ARAM connoisseur

[08:53:51] but I did not

[08:53:53] realize... First of all,

[08:53:56] not only is there tons of ARAM players,

[08:53:59] but when you get high MMR in ARAM,

[08:54:04] it is the sweatiest thing I've ever seen

[08:54:07] in my entire life.

[08:54:11] I remember when I was

[08:54:12] leveling one of my smurfs like

[08:54:14] a year and a half ago

[08:54:16] I was

[08:54:17] using ARAM because my

[08:54:19] normal queue times were

[08:54:21] 20 minutes.

[08:54:24] My MMR

[08:54:25] was too high on normals and nobody was playing. So at a 20 minute normal queue time,

[08:54:30] And then I didn't want to do bot games because bot games bored the living shit out of me. Like I was just literally like bored out of my mind just drooling on myself right

[08:54:41] and so it's like okay i'll play some arams to level and i think i i think i went like 15 though

[08:54:46] right because it says like a ram is. It's just mechanics and I'm good

[08:54:49] at mechanics. Dude,

[08:54:51] I remember

[08:54:54] sitting in like four minute

[08:54:55] ARAM queues after going 15-0

[08:54:57] and the people that were playing

[08:55:00] versus me?

[08:55:02] They were either scripters or some

[08:55:04] of the best motherfuckers I've ever played

[08:55:06] versus in my life.

[08:55:08] It was wild.

[08:55:17] They weren't even ranked!

[08:55:19] Like, they literally

[08:55:20] weren't ranked. They were they literally weren't ranked.

[08:55:21] They were like

[08:55:21] unranked players

[08:55:22] and their mechanics

[08:55:24] were insane.

[08:55:26] I was getting outplayed

[08:55:27] by unranked players

[08:55:28] after 15 wins

[08:55:29] straight at A-RAM.

[08:55:31] I was like, what the fuck?

[08:55:50] . All right. Let's finish out on a win and then we'll take a small break, and I will be back in like an hour after the break.

[08:55:56] I'm going to go probably...

[08:55:58] Dude, I haven't showered this morning.

[08:56:00] I'm going to probably take a shower, eat some dinner,

[08:56:02] and then I'll come back

[08:56:05] i've just been sitting here sweating like i smell like swamp ass right now i literally

[08:56:11] smell horrible because i didn't shower this morning and

[08:56:14] it's hot, and I've just been sweating.

[08:56:32] The only problem I have with snowball and ARAM is that if you're versus good players, it's worthless.

[08:56:39] Like,

[08:56:40] it's the easiest skill shot in the world to dodge.

[08:56:59] Yeah. But it is fun. Snowball is a super fucking fun ability.

[08:57:02] You play like

[08:57:03] fucking, what's it called?

[08:57:05] You play like something

[08:57:07] like a Moo Moo, right?

[08:57:08] And you just have like

[08:57:09] you go like full AP

[08:57:10] and Moo Moo

[08:57:10] and you snowball

[08:57:12] into the middle of their team

[08:57:13] and just R.

[08:57:15] I imagine that would be

[08:57:16] fun as fuck.

[08:57:18] Like Niko or some shit, right?

[08:57:19] Like you play Niko

[08:57:20] and you like snowball into the middle of their team

[08:57:22] in his R. Dude, the funniest thing I ever saw a Scion do was...

[08:57:43] You can kick the minions, right?

[08:57:52] With Sion.

[08:57:52] Like you can push them even if they're at full HP.

[08:57:57] It's not like Mundo, if I remember, right?

[08:57:59] Like Mundo has to kill the minion to shove it

[08:58:01] whereas like Sion can do it when they're at full HP

[08:58:03] I think the funniest thing I ever remember

[08:58:07] is

[08:58:09] uh

[08:58:10] Tristana

[08:58:12] bombed a minion when they were sitting under their

[08:58:14] turret. And the Sion

[08:58:16] kicked the minion into them?

[08:58:18] Like, I didn't even mean to do

[08:58:20] this! I Tristanaistana bombed the cannon

[08:58:23] because I was trying to push the wave

[08:58:25] under the turret, right?

[08:58:29] And uh...I remember I had a Sion support

[08:58:31] and I-I was just trying to push the wave so we could dive.

[08:58:33] And he walked up and kicked

[08:58:35] the fucking...I wasn't even streaming!

[08:58:37] Like, I wish I was streaming it

[08:58:41] because it was like the most insane thing

[08:58:43] I had seen

[08:58:44] and I was like

[08:58:45] nobody will believe

[08:58:45] this happened

[08:58:46] but yeah

[08:58:51] they're like

[08:58:51] they got double killed

[08:58:52] under the turret

[08:58:53] by one bomb

[08:58:54] that the Sion kicked under the turret.

[08:58:57] All right. It was crazy.

[08:59:11] Alright.

[08:59:13] Okay. Alright.

[08:59:18] Okay... No, that was- That Scion was like goaded

[08:59:20] I will never forget that guy

[08:59:22] Cause like Scions supports suck right? Like they're typically

[08:59:24] pretty bad.

[08:59:28] But that guy? I will never forget that guy.

[08:59:31] That guy was goaded with a capital G.

[08:59:44] ... Last time I was in Sharina, we cleared some glyphs. Something about Jackal Head and the times that usual.

[09:00:23] I just wanted this Ruby Scarabab it looks great on my mantle oh zyra is not in a good spot We can walk up by the way. They're not allowed to touch this wave. I missed three minions, but it's not that big of a deal.

[09:00:24] Like, I got the XP and they're both chunked out like crazy.

[09:00:31] Stop. Stop hitting the minions with stuff and stuff.

[09:00:39] Ah, the Zyra hit the minions too much. That sucks.

[09:00:43] I was trying to 3-wave crash the wave, but we're gonna end up 2-wave crashing because Zyra...

[09:00:50] She outed her minions too much.

[09:00:56] When you know you're already gonna get level

[09:00:58] 2 first,

[09:01:00] You don't actually have to auto minions by the way

[09:01:06] like like high key you just you just chill element nobody saw me miss that

[09:01:22] that cue on the cannon, right?

[09:01:29] Why are we just letting them do this Oh, I'm dead.

[09:01:53] Run, Zyra!

[09:01:56] Dude... Run, Zyra! Dude.

[09:01:58] That Janna shield was crazy by the way.

[09:02:07] I'm so sad, man.

[09:02:12] Zyra landed all her spells but we couldn't finish her and then I

[09:02:13] trolled my flash.

[09:02:15] I knew Udyr was bot and i autopiloted that was my bad

[09:02:21] like this like this udir always does the exact same pathing

[09:02:25] every game that he plays.

[09:02:28] He full clears into a level four gank, but I was autopiloting

[09:02:30] and I didn't think about it.

[09:02:43] ... Dude, when is your deer gonna get nerfed by the way?

[09:02:48] Like straight up though...

[09:02:49] Why has that champion not been nerfed?

[09:02:53] Out of like all the champions in the game.

[09:02:57] There is no way Riot does not thank you, DearestOP. like i actually have seen Udyr

[09:03:33] so fucking much

[09:03:37] in my

[09:03:37] on my main account, I see Udyr every game

[09:03:41] like every game.

[09:03:43] Like,

[09:03:45] every game they play Udyr in Master's GM.

[09:03:58] It's like zyra oh dear uh brands

[09:04:12] lilia Lilia! Whoa. Okay, so...

[09:04:15] I'm positive by the way that Udyr is here. Yep.

[09:04:19] Wait we killed this guy though! There's no fucking way, man!

[09:04:38] Just kill them!

[09:04:40] There is no way.

[09:04:44] I'm gonna lose my mind right now.

[09:04:49] Zyra, run to me by the way when we

[09:04:51] are fighting! Not away!

[09:04:53] I'd kill if you

[09:04:55] run melee to me.

[09:04:58] Like, why is she running up man?

[09:05:02] Teamwork! Please!

[09:05:06] She ran like this! Just run like this!

[09:05:10] Like I landed everything too

[09:05:12] it was just that like... She needed to

[09:05:14] run up to the jungle so that

[09:05:16] I could fucking play the game. I shouldn't type though.

[09:05:32] Because I autopiloted

[09:05:33] the first death, which was my bad, and then

[09:05:35] she autopiloted that death.

[09:05:37] Maybe I should have pinged?

[09:05:40] Because I knew Udyr was there and she didn't.

[09:05:42] I should've helped her, yeah that's my bad.

[09:05:51] Okay don't use your fucking thing.

[09:05:53] What?

[09:05:57] Bro, you have fucking stacks!

[09:06:02] I don't know, man.

[09:06:06] That Udyr is so bad.

[09:06:09] Like,

[09:06:10] I don't even know what to say with how bad that guy is I'm at my best when the world's on the brink of extinction.

[09:06:34] I'm starting to get in the middle.

[09:06:39] I'm starting to get into it again. oh i hate the words holy Holy fuck!

[09:07:30] Just follow me, they need a little controversy. So empty without me.

[09:07:36] Get off of me, show everybody, just follow me cause we need that little controversy. So empty without me!

[09:07:39] Na na na na na...

[09:07:41] Na na na na na...

[09:07:43] Na na na na...

[09:07:46] Nya nya nya nya! na na na na na na Wow. Oh, you guys wanna...

[09:08:18] Okay. This is gonna be really gross

[09:08:20] but I'm going to tell you anyway. You guys want to hear this?

[09:08:23] My arm

[09:08:24] is sweating because it's hot right

[09:08:27] and its

[09:08:28] sweating and it's pulling my mousepad on the desk.

[09:08:46] Because there is friction.

[09:08:49] And you know what?

[09:08:50] Now you guys know that too.

[09:08:53] I'm happy that you guys got to hear me say

[09:08:56] that.

[09:09:17] ... There's an unstuck. Okay, if this guy... Oh! Let me see. If he doesn't check that bush I'm gonna kill him.

[09:09:21] But he didn't, so... uh Hmm. uh your path Alright guys, don't miss me too much.

[09:10:21] I like how that Janna froze the wave just for Brands to

[09:10:25] unfreeze it in two seconds.

[09:10:43] Isn't there a new Eminem song? I haven't heard it yet. Let's listen to the new Eminem song, I't heard this yet, but I heard that there was a new song. oh this is a weird beat so uh and ezreal is victorious

[09:11:33] well no he has another new song out which is the one we're listening to

[09:11:39] he has like a feature i don't know who feet, I don't know who this is singing though

[09:11:45] I have no idea

[09:12:17] Is at this I kind of like this guy's... I kinda like it though.

[09:12:21] It is a crazy beat though Dude, I suck. I didn't warn the Zyra.

[09:13:06] Like, I mean, I'm just throwing for fun. so excellent so oh there's them then sure he is Is he raging in this song about being on a list?

[09:14:31] Is that what this is? a list?

[09:14:34] Is that what this is? Okay. okay uh uh um Got him! Oh, I missed. My bad.

[09:15:39] I did in fact not get them. so I'm always open to new ideas. so the whole world's gone crazy oh Well, I need to go back. uh anything glorious in my absence

[09:17:09] no i knew that was gonna happen.

[09:17:18] I can literally type, let me back...

[09:17:22] And they will still find a way to run it down.

[09:17:24] Good god.

[09:17:29] You people are ridiculous. Okay. I always know a shortcut.

[09:17:51] We can actually do Baron on spawn with Zyra. be breaking them so oh okay Okay.

[09:18:41] Damn! Apparently that's warded.

[09:18:46] I didn't know. so so uh Oh They're gonna do this. oh this old's gonna be sick!

[09:20:06] Okay that wasn't a sick ult. guys i up Guys, I fucked up. Oh my god.

[09:20:50] Oh no.

[09:20:57] I mean, my bad. I made a mistake and then my team was doing Baron

[09:21:01] And it turned into a really big mistake. A small mistake turned into a massive

[09:21:05] Mistake small mistake turned into a massive mistake

[09:21:12] dude what is with all the like diamond ye players

[09:21:16] throwing games for fun today um so Wait, what are we doing?

[09:22:09] Go in!

[09:22:41] Holy moly go the f in you cowards I see how Udyr destroyed our jungler now at some point? Yeah, I did.

[09:22:52] I still play WoW but only when the expansion comes out. uh uh yeah i played dragonflight at the very start of dragon flight uh so Play Warlock? Yeah, I always play Warlock.

[09:23:53] It's just like my main is always Warhawk. You know, like everybody

[09:24:09] swaps and shit.

[09:24:13] Like alts

[09:24:15] and shit.

[09:27:06] I can blink is so I'm going to go ahead and do that. uh uh totally that right oh two so so so so Actually, we could probably just straight up kill Baron. um Whoa! Hello, team?

[09:27:11] Like guys.

[09:27:19] I'm gonna lose my mind. so uh uh asia caro life feather sentinel of light a4 he's a national hero yeah uh uh I don't know how to get the homies to play with me in the fights.

[09:28:54] I don't know.

[09:28:57] Okay. I don't know.

[09:30:51] Okay, I'm gonna stop uh over macroing runs in my family so so so so huh uh so Got it. I mean, I'm getting ghosted by the Udyr. Willy P ghosts he's a fucking loser but

[09:30:57] I still...I'm still annoyed double shot rockets so uh i rarely know what i'm looking for I'm going to try and get the yes so so Dude, how is this happening so much right now oh my god so so so I can't get hauled into wizard court again.

[09:33:33] Technically, I don't have a permit for that. You're in prison? get hauled into wizard court again so here i always know uh so so so uh so so so Last time I was in Shurima, I decoded some glyphs. um um so so Woo!

[09:36:42] Now that was spicy.

[09:36:48] Goddamn.

[09:36:51] Not gonna lie, bro,

[09:36:52] that was crazy.

[09:36:55] We only won that because my team listened to the macro by the way like i wish i could honor a

[09:37:01] lot of these guys like they unironically did exactly what I said. And we just won instantly. Like, I'm telling you man

[09:37:23] If you can just get people

[09:37:24] This is why

[09:37:24] This is the perfect example of why

[09:37:26] Voice columns would be so good in League

[09:37:28] Like did you see like example of why voice comms would be so good in League.

[09:37:29] Like, did you see like the game was close and then we just literally took over

[09:37:33] the game the second everybody started listening to the calls?

[09:37:37] I was like do this, do this, do this, and everybody starts doing it.

[09:37:40] Engage now! Fight them?

[09:37:44] Walk down mid and end. I'm telling you, man.

[09:37:59] Comms will make this game so good.

[09:38:02] Anyway, that's going to be it for me

[09:38:03] right now. I'm going to take a small break.

[09:38:08] Guys, I'm going to take a really small

[09:38:09] break.

[09:38:11] Like I said, I'm going to take a really small break. Like I said,

[09:38:12] I'm going to go eat some dinner and

[09:38:14] I want to let my friend

[09:38:16] use my computer really quick.

[09:38:18] But I wanted

[09:38:19] to say thank you for watching. If you're not going to tune in in a little bit,

[09:38:22] I appreciate it a lot.

[09:38:23] You guys are awesome.

[09:38:24] I love you.

[09:38:27] I do plan on doing a second stream 100%, though,

[09:38:29] so I'll see you in like an hour,

[09:38:32] maybe hour and a half.

[09:38:40] Thank you for watching.

[09:38:41] Thanks for everybody who subbed.

[09:38:42] Thank you for everybody who followed. Thank you for everybody who subbed. Thank you for everybody

[09:38:43] who followed.

[09:38:43] Thank you for everybody

[09:38:44] who just hung out

[09:38:45] and chilled with me today.

[09:38:46] I appreciate it a lot, guys.

[09:38:48] I love you.

[09:38:49] Thanks for supporting me.

[09:38:53] I hope you guys all have a wonderful rest

[09:38:55] of your day. If I don't see you,

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