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Adc Academy - How to Climb on Adc from a Hardstuck GrandMaster Adc Grandpa
07-09-2024 · 12h 29m
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... Hello.
Hello....... I mean, I kind of want to take cleanse but they have so many stuns. But you know what? I'm gonna ego it.
We are egoing this shit.
Fuck it.
..... so praise kindred the two hunters pray we see death so we may complete our labors and die with our eyes open 30 seconds until minions spawn.
My tribe will bring peace to the north,
The south should fear us. hmm Hmm. We should just fuckin'...
We should just fuckin' cheese these guys! Come, like...
Come down here, friend! We must press on. Wait, my Plex name is I Can't Hit Hooks. Oh, is that a comet?
Jin?
What the heck.
That's not good. uh oh You don't have to push that man, you can just chill. I'm actually a little confused why they level 2 ganked us like that. That was some wild
fucking shit, I don't know.
Okay. You know what though? At least the Pyke's name was like not, you know incorrect.
I'll give Pyke this he was being honest when he said he couldn't land hooks.
Respect! Like, not everybody can be honest like that. I Think I'm dead.
Welcome to the League of Draven.
I can hit sub button kappa.
Not that bad bad though.
Ooh they killed that guy 100%. Nice!
Yo, bigger than 23!
Welcome back! Appreciate it a lot, bro. Hmm... Hmm.
Alright, I'm gonna go Tier 2 boot.
I don't think he's going to land, cause it's a Zyra bro. Nah, I mean...
Like if you wanna hug Zyra, you have to stun her first.
You really don't have a choice.
I am a war mother! Hmm, let me see. Are sure we just kill both of them. oh okay I mean, we could probably just kill these guys but it depends on if Pyke thinks he can actually land a hook.
I might be dead here. Yeah, I'm dead. It's too hard! Like Pyke landed the hook but he didn't land a stun so it's too hard to actually go in on that.
I expected
him to land the stun, that's why I walked up,
but he whiffed it.
So I think at this point, I'm just gonna assume
Pyke is not able to actually land spells.
Not in a mean way, but
he's not a good enough player to follow up and
play this correctly.
So because of that, what we are going to do is
we're actually going to straight up just ignore every time
he hooks unless it's
actually like a very, very
straight-up obvious
hook where we can immediately follow up like
i don't want to have to rely on him landing the second part of
his combo to be able to follow up
all right people got bad games but when your support is having a bad game you have to play essentially
just 100% for yourself. so Oh, we almost fight that.
I do want to try and kill one of these people, but...
I would probably have to try and kill the Zyra.
Mmmmm. um pike just ditched me I got a bell. Pike pretty much completely ditched my ass so I just got a complete bail. I think I need to ban Zyra.
The champ's too good against players who don't know what they're doing.
Like, the champ's just
good in general right now.
I think Zyra is worth a ban at the moment anyway,
but especially against people who don't know how to play around her plants
which is most players,
I think I gotta ban that champ.
My people know only cold and hardship i will teach them peace my mercy has limits. so Zyra doesn't really know what to do. Because she can't walk past me, and
they can't really do much.
I'm essentially just
pushing in the wave so that they...
So, the Jhin has to make a play on the wave before he can make a play on the...
On the play.
Ooh, that guy's dead.
Ooh he lives! I can't believe he lives actually. That's wild. Why are they flaming the Djinn? all for your design um I really need to go back.
We're getting shit on by poke.
And I'm not...
No, I mean,
I don't know if I can actually go in here man.
Yeah. yeah I'm dead. Rip!
I think that shit actually kills me.
Oh, it's so close
holy i wish I wish I could type to help the homies out with like how what to do this game
it's a little too hard because our teammates don't
they're not having the greatest game
topside because
they're playing kind of awkward.
We gotta
essentially try to snowball bot now Now that I have Kraken it's a little easier, but we gotta try and look for plays on bot
So I can actually play the game yes uh i mean he's gonna have to ulti.
I really want to go in on this bot lane.
We're a lot stronger than they are, but my Pyke is... My Pyke's roaming so I can't... This is just going to be one of those games that's going to take a while.
I can already feel it.
This is going to be a game
that we're going to be in the game for a bit.
It's my first game of the day, so I gotta warm up.
... oh guide me Peace requires a steady hand. I think we should be doing dragon instead of ref there, but it's all good
it's a little difficult to actually play this out properly right now. I have to dodge a lot of shit.
Let's try and thin this out.
Okay. hmm We are probably going to lose bot turret for that I guess. Yeah, I mean we can fight this but we need Pyke to start warding. We have so little vision, it's impossible to actually fight this without
vision. Nah man I'm not gonna ult that cause Sedge is
pretty likely just sitting in Tribush right now and
we can't go in without making sure you know i dream of the day after the tribes are unified
this is really awkward because it's hard for me to keep up good cs and
games like this or getting zoned off my wave half the game.
It's not the worst, though. It is me! The bow is my will given form.
It's me.
Oh, no! I do not know what i'm listening to. He's gonna try to get me mid and he should just go side, isn't there?
Okay... I'm assuming they subduanialed that. Around the outside! damn i kind of wish uh so so hmm so I don't think it's just jungle death.
I'm pretty confident that a lot of this game is support death.
Okay. support diff. I mean, the enemy jungler is doing fine, but...
Seek help? I'm pretty sure, though, right now all we really have to do is just let me scale up.
We have two drakes,
we have two dragons and then Azir's a scaling champ as well so it is one of those Our Pyke's kind of dumb.
Whoa, the fuck? that guy's kind of dumb too Pretty confident we can just kill these guys. so see how close they can get
damn this pike just straight up keeps hinting
like this pipe does not enjoy playing with his team. Hmm. Ow! Well that fucking hurt.
That was one of those things I didn't want to do. hmm ow well that hurt there's one rocket I mean, the thing is We will win this game if it goes long enough.
Just because once I get two items, we will probably just carry it
or three items i mean It's just that my team is really, really far behind.
We're getting pushed in on pretty much every angle right now because the team is so far behind.
Oh, I'm going to die maybe?
Dang.
I think that would have been perfect if Pyke hooked the Corki in or stunned him.
But it is what it is.
Yo, Pyke get Get in there, bro.
What am I watching?
Oh my god. He literally just dashed in
after they got out of the turret.
Yikes.
Yeah, but I'm not gonna lie to you, this Pyke is...
essentially really bad.
Because he doesn't know how to position around the fight so that he can go in.
Azir actually just made such a good play right there the problem was
pike doesn't know what he's doing at all this guy might be like a bronze support player
well he's playing He's
The reason
I think the reason
He's in this elo
Is because what
He's doing
Is
I'm pretty sure
He's doing
The thing
That a lot of
Pyke players do
Where like
You can climb
Really high
By winning lane
On that champ But if you go against somebody who counters you they can put down like Climber, Shaco, Zyra something like that.
He probably just doesn't know what to do when he can't hook them on repeat and lane phase Hmm. hmm
this is a really hard game for me to play right now oh i'm dead maybe yeah
i mean i guess we lose cassandra is just way too strong
basically like yeah this guy...
I don't even blame Kindred too much. Honestly it was just mid top and support mid-top end support.
Ooh, that Pyke's got a... he should watch some
videos on how to climb.
Not gonna lie, lie pike's decision making that game thinking that like the game was based on anything other than his bad play is really disheartening Thank you. Okay. oh no no that's not me. Would I have a fanboy?
Probably.
I have a lot of fanboys.
I'm quite popular.
It's true.
Thank you. Okay. I think he had played versus me.
It's my first game of the day, bro!
What do you mean?..... Wait, that guy did play versus somebody named Geronimo.
Who the fuck is this guy?. I wonder if they'll actually get to play Trist.
Most people just dodge when you pick Trist.
People don't want to deal with it, so people just dodge when you pick Trist. People don't want to
deal with it, so they just dodge.
Okay. I'm just 80.
Okay boys, what do we got? This guy banned Pyke?
Interesting.
I feel like the only
supports worth banning right now
are, like... I'd say, dude, the only supports that I think are worth banning right now are like...
I'd say, like,
dude, the only supports that I think are worth banning right now are Leona and Braum.
... I think Leona, Braum and Nautilus maybe.
Those are the only three that I think you should ban if you're going to play Nautilus or Leona and you just ban Braum.
And if you're going to play like
an Enchanter,
you just ban Nautilus
because like Enchantress can deal with Leona. Okay. This guy tried to go Malphite mid.
I mean, a lot of people do this.
They try and counter Trist with Malfi mid
but it doesn't actually counter Trist.
This is like a really,
really dumb thing that
a lot of people try and do
because they don't know what to pick.
A lot of people are like, dude,
what do I pick against Trist?
If you really want me to
tell you when you're playing
against Trist
Trist is just like really meta right now and really
OP in like 90% of matchups
but if you really wanna just counter counter her talia is really good uh
you can play like you can counter pick her
you could put a quirky and just go even you can play like
essentially anything that actually has value if you just fight Orianna's not
bad against Trist, Hway is not that bad against trysts i think a good trust shits on
way but i think like you're not gonna be playing it's good tristan isn't so like gm
like in solo queue like if you're if you're against somebody who's like...
If you're in Diamond or lower and you're playing against Trist.
Trust me when I say that Trist is not going to be good enough to matter. hmm Hmm.
Ooh, look at the ward that's huge!
But yeah I think picking Malphite mid
is really troll.
Like this shit... I don't think I've ever actually lost
to a Malphite mid as Trist.
You like...
you kind of lose
super early
and then maybe at six you kind of get like
maybe it's six like he has kill pressure with the jungler but
the problem with mouth mid is that like...
Tristana just outscales you so hard.
And if you don't,
Like, you can never really kill her.
So if you don't just straight up kill her in lane and get to the point
your solo killing her on repeats...
Like, if you go AP mouth
she can flash or buffer
your ults and you just can't kill her. And if you go AD mouth, or whatever...
Or if you go tank mouth then Trist just laughs at
you and takes your turrets in front of your face. Ooh, canceled Nautilus.
Like this guy has 5 CS!
Because like you can't walk up to Tristana to trade or you can't walk up to farm. I'm gonna miss a CS spot.
And now, like this guy is what?
Now he's half HP under his turret.
I can just hit him?
And now he has a TP back.
He's already solo,
he's gotta TP back.
Or he's gotta like
beg the Kindred to come try and gank.
But if Kindred...
If I'm not low,
right?
Like this is the issue
with begging Kindred
to come gank.
If I'm not actually low
on the Kindred gank,
Kindred can't really
do anything. Like he has to chunk me out enough
for i'm actually low on the gank I mean, here
I'm just gonna sit mid and just farm for most of this game.
He's trying to get in range
to Q me but it's like...
Kind of fucking worthless.
I could've jumped in right there and if he didn't flash the jump,
he would've died.
But if he does flash the jump then I...
In Kindred's there, I kind of just die.
So I think I'm going to play safe for a sec.
He'll TP back... so so Hmm.
I mean, yeah, okay. So we're in a good spot he already wasted TP. We got good CS per minute.
Uh...I think I'm gonna push this wave in? This wave doesn't quite get me my item that I want but it's good enough
We're gonna back and then then I'm going to go grab. If I didn't miss like two CS,
I'd have my item but it's not a big deal. He can't really do anything here because he has to go through the cannon.
And, he doesn't have enough damage to go through the cannon and he doesn't have enough damage to
go through the cannon without uh using all of his mana All right, so he's going to back 100%
right now. But when he backs there
he's going to miss an entire wave.
So what we're going to do is gonna miss an entire wave
so what we're going to do is because he has no tp right we're going to fast shove this way then which means i'm going to e the minion
waves we're going to shove this in as fast as we can.
Now I have a few options, I need to take a plate here
on his backdimer or I can go back and buy.
I don't think I actually have anything to buy
so I think I'm just going to walk up and take a plate because we see the kind buy. So, I think I'm just gonna walk up
and take a plate
because we see the Kindred.
So,
I can pretty safely
take a plate.
So now,
we gotta be
a little more careful
because he does have
level six
and he has tabbies
which means if Kindred comes mid i don't uh
like for example kinder comes mid and i don't just immediately w the ulti
like if i don't buffer the ults there's a good chance that I can die.
So we are going to be a little more care.
I'm just gonna auto him. If he's going to let me hit him, I'm just going to hit him.
He's already at 40% again which means if he tries to all in me again i could just kill him
and this is gonna keep happening until either
he gets mad and tries to ult kill me and fails? Or Kindred ganks.
It's pretty much
just how this is going to go.
Okay. go he's probably gonna hold me here yeah i think i am dead here maybe we'll see
yeah i'm dead all right so i up I fucked up because I took the turret shot.
He also ulted my ult
so I got kind of outplayed. Not gonna lie.
But I do think it's fine
because I'm going to show you exactly why
I'm going to take advantage of my misplay. So like, I made a mistake but
I can take advantage of my own mistake very heavily now.
So Zolty has a really long cooldown at level one,
he's not gonna have it available
and because I
still have a reasonably big lead
on him,
I'm just going to walk up, the waves and then start hitting his turret.
And he's either going to have to A hit the minions
To stop me from hitting the turret
To farm or hit me
And you can't do both without ulti, so...
Like here you see I'm just gonna auto him
and here if he can walk out and hit me all he wants, because he can never actually kill me without ults. Now dying once does put me in a really awkward spot. Oh, I'm dead. Yeah.
Okay, we got his flash. It's not the end of the world.
Wait is my support in jungle just having a full-on discussion about baking?
Yo I'm down to discuss baking but like you should play the game too
like enemy kindred 5kp zin 0. Like no flame Zin like I'm sure your bakeryery's great man. But you should probably play the game a bit.
If you're playing Xan and losing to Kindred, then you've already lost the game.
Xan is specifically designed and picked to counter kindred
because you want to invade her constantly and you want to put her on
the back foot pretty much the entire game.
Because if you don't put the Xin
on the back foot, the whole end
you're going to be really far
or I mean that Kindred
she's got scale you into oblivion
so Zin is not a full clear jungler
he's a jungler where like where you play to put the enemy behind.
The course you're in, it's probably worth it. huh He's going to TP back. oh we tp to the warren okay I'm a little sad that the Zin is kind of playing stupid.
But like I said, we just have to scale
Let's go ward over here. I'll probably just go...
Probably go Ward Dom second this game, or third I mean.
... our third i'm in
it almost feels like our zen is auto filled if i'm being honest that's kind of what it feels like. Oh, not bad.
See that's what he needs to do
to the Kindred
pretty much the whole game. if this in just does that to
kinder the whole game we are chilling like straight up that's just like the best play for him to do
walk at the kindred constantly and just fight Because there's two options that'll
happen. One, Malphite will walk to the fight
or two, Malphite will sit mid.
If Malph sits mid we win the game. Because he's not shutting down my farm.
He's just really denying me plates.
And I don't want to leave lane anyway, I just want to AFK farm so...
Oh! Hmm that was a That was unfortunate. Malphite flashed and then kept his ult. No smart buy him, actually. I'm happy both our side lanes are doing really well though,
because getting counterpicked and then
getting camped by Kindred half the game,
it's definitely not great.
I still think we're fine, but it's definitely rough.
Ulting early was sus?
I don't think so.
I think ulting him when I did was fine, because Kindred like... we didn't know Kindred was there.
And if Kindred wasn't there there we would have been completely fine so Easy peasy.
What a boring game.
I ain't gonna lie, I'm bored as shit.
Oh we're getting mid turd here nice.
Nice! if i didn't mess up a little bit early game on that very first fight,
I actually would have won this lane so hard.
Like that very first fight where I took that turret shot?
If I didn't get hit by that,
I actually just win this lane without even... It's not even close.
Ooh, good TP. Also I'm pretty sure Mundo just shits on this Malphite the whole game. Like straight up? I think that Mundo just destroys them. kill Nice, got the top turret I got this one.
Watch out, you're exploding! Whoa...
The fuck?
Mr. Zig just came mid!
Hey bro, relax, chill. Calm it down.
I'm just trying to chill? Alright, I'm just trying to farm some waves!
Calm the fuck down, Zig!
Oh I mean, I can 100-0 this guy really easy.
ZigZig is kinda trolling. Oh, I mean, I can 100-0 this guy really easy.
It's kind of trolling. hmm are they two manning
bot with malphite
janna
wait that's funny as fuck
like they just swapped it up to have ziggs go mid for some reason bad guy I'm gonna be double-killing you.
Orders are more like guidelines, really. Come on, cut! so let me get in there yeah They got 4 people bot. I might be able to take this top turret. uh
i think i can actually take this.
Nice!
I think I'm gonna go been slain
i think i'm gonna go dom seconds instead of uh
okay i think we're going to go Dom's here instead of going... Oh well.
Pretty sure they get this dragon. Now I just need to get Navori and we're chillin'.
Okay.
Malfight's top...
The only issue with what's happening here is we have so little vision, like Yuumi is just not warding at all.
She has 17 vision score she hasn't put a single ward down. so so so Hmm. What did that be? I don't know.
I'm not sure what it is, but...
Oh!
It's a It's a Hmm. How did that be?
I don't think I could have killed him, maybe if I jumped past
him in hard but I was slowed so...
Meh.
I think he just kills me there and then that's just the price i pay it's like i
paid a price because i uh went for the turret
i mean i'm extremely strong right now like way stronger than my score says
because i have two inner turrets,
like 9 CS a minute and 2 inner turrets
We're doing really well
We just have to get our jungler to play the game.
Like,
our jungler is like
super duper
autofilled. he's not really playing
he's not really planning to win this one
we need to get some vision on Baron.
Because the enemy jungler is way too fed right now.
I mean, we should just be doing Baron because... Janna's gonna face check this.
I can't sit there without my Vayne there, just because...
If Mouth
facechecks with, I die.
Okay. I mean, there's no way I can help you guys with this fight.
Not until Malalfold's...
I don't know why Vayne and Yuumi went bot there. That was really dumb pretty sure mouth still has r
i need to go push bot but i can can't. We need vision on Baron.
Okay, Malfolded.
Oh! I mean, I cannot help you guys.
I'm going to be real.
I dare you to do it. Okay, well at least we got... Hopefully we killed GP.
No, we're not.
Holy fuck, this is a hard game, man.
Our AD carry and support aren't
very good, and I'm too far behind
at the moment until I can get some more
items to make any significant plays.
We really just need Mundo to be the one splitting, me grouping
and then we need Yuumi and Vayne to group up
and start sitting mid
They don't know where to be on the map right now,
and I think that's the big problem with what's happening.
Like, what is that?
No, yeah.
That's like 100% that guy's trolling
by the way.
Like, our Zin
is not trying to win.
Okay. not trying to win so Hmm.
Why is my team doing this? I need to go grab the wave shut down
i need to go grab the wave so that they can't uh push I didn't really have a choice.
I'm trying to, like, break the wave because my team's doing this.
Oof, guys. What the fuck I feel like I'm a little confused at what's going on.
It definitely feels very awkward
to be playing this game where our bot lane is doing
this... our bot lane is doing this so so shut down so so so If we can...
Kindred's got their whole team. I think we can win if we can... Kindred's got their whole team.
I think we can win if we can just kill
Kindred.
This Vayne build
is not very good, but
I do think we can win if we can kill kindred or if i can like pull them around
we can also win right like if i can pull the enemy team in circles or on the map
that would be really really good as well easy peasy oh so I'm going to go ahead and do that. um
they actually three mananned a random bush top?
I don't understand this elo. Like, why?
There was no wave there...
I probably could have jumped forward and killed another wave.
That was the best play.
Jump forward,
kill another wave there,
and then play backward.
That was definitely the best play.
Because them killing me doesn't do anything
like they can't take any turrets from it and they can't really like
uh break the base it just gives them a little bit of priority to take vision top side.
I do think we really, really need to win
through split this game though. I don't know if we can 5v5 him with Kindred being so strong.
Like, kindred's level 18 with almost five items at fucking 28 minutes.
That guy being SO strong it's gonna be hard to 5v5.
Oh my god. strong it's gonna be hard to 5v5. I don't know why our Mundo keeps recalling, he needs to push sideways He's the push sidewaves. Oof! I mean, maybe the Vayne can make something happen here.
But it seems kind of hard.
Yeah, she's probably dead too.
Bam rip.
I mean, yeah, we knew that they were like maybe around here there's not much
we can do i mean this kindred is just so strong man
like this guy is thanos
gotta dodge Trist mid.
Wait a second...
You realize this game had nothing to do with Trist and all to do with GP and Kindred, right?
I think this guy's just
bad. It's just a low-level player.
I don't need to be upset about it. He's just a moron.
Yeah,
our Vayne understands it's a jungle gap.
I think our jungler is a win trader.
I didn't really hide Q this first game of the day and he hasn't played in two weeks so...
Pretty sure he's a win trade
or like a targetance.
It is with us... I don't really know what to ban in this elo, because it seems like everybody just gets shit on by
everything. Like...
Our AD carry picked Vayne over Karthus.
Our AD carry hovered Karthus then he picked Vayne even though
he's a Karthus one trick and we needed AP
He decided to troll
and pick Vayne.
Then he pretty much did nothing the whole game
with his lead. Him and his duo
were worthless.
Yeah, I don't know. That's hard.
That's a hard game. It is with us. Hmm. Let me see.
Welcome to the League of Draven.
Oh wow, 109. Time flies.
Hey Lunar, they've got 109-month resub.
Thank you so much, bro.
I appreciate it a lot.
Welcome back.
My man. my man how you been bro.. You know what I think it actually is?
I think I banned Kindred in the silo i'm not even kidding
i actually think kindred might be the like uh the main thing you ban in this elo in the CLO.
Because I have noticed that every Kindred I go versus is always fed. And I think it's because players in the CLO don't know how to jungle.
Like, anybody below mid-masters has no idea how to jungle.
They essentially just run in circles
and pray and hope their team carries them,
whereas Kindred...
If you go even with Kindred early,
she'll just win the game.
If you try and go even with that champ,
she'll's infinity scale
to stacks
and you just lose
the champ is
the solo queue
champ
do I want
to put Trist
into Yasuo
I kind of do because I kind of want to pick Tristan the Yasuo?
I kind of do, because I kinda wanna ego it.
Like part of me wants to just like ego this Yasuo a little bit
I've been playing really non-mechanical champs for a bit.
So,
I kind of want to...
Honestly,
I kind of want to play...
I kinda wanna play like mechanical shit. Warm back up.
No, I'm sorry.
We gotta warm up bro! We got a warm-up roll.
A player left?
Oh, you pussies. Okay. Why you guys dodged?
You bitches..... Wait, what?
You said you could pick Karthus there and it'll have the same value.
I mean,
you're just simply wrong.
Like if he walks in Malphite
and you pick Karthus, right?
Like we have an actual team fight threat
at that point
to where like we can walk into mid lane and control prio of mid. They
built pure armor on two champions right? So because they built pure armor on two champs, it makes everybody weaker.
And it makes everyone have to do different spikes and different things.
Yeah but the fact that you took so long to get out of lane phase versus Ziggs
Janna
That's not your team's fault
This is what I'm saying
You gotta understand
There were a bunch of times where like people
were low on the map a karthus would have had more value there and b
you could have just like it takes vayne a long time to wave clear compared to karthus right
well that's what i'm saying like you're completely ignoring the
you're completely ignoring what i'm saying to you
i'm saying because you take so long to wave clear...
You're never going to be able to actually do anything balling.
Like, you'll just get a power farm.
But in the league, why do you want to go even?
How can Karthus ever kill a 20-0 Kindred?
Yeah, but he didn't spawn into the game with 20 kills.
This is what you're not understanding.
Yeah, but Karthus outscales Ziggs.
Like very hard.
Karthus is to outscale Ziggs and you have more control over dragons
because when Ziggs goes to push, right?
Then you can instantly... When Ziggs goes to push, right? Then you can instantly...
When Ziggs goes to push, then you can instantly
push back.
Okay, I'm telling you straight out like...
I mean, I don't want to argue man.
You can think Vayne was a good pick there but
A you went Wits and Vayne
which might actually just be the worst build that
you could possibly ever go on that champion. And B,
we didn't
actually have any control
of the game because you were never mid.
You never walked
mid
to do a single
mid-wave clear
that game.
Like,
you and Yumi's job
is sit
mid
after 14 minutes and
wave clear.
Okay,
I'm going to break this down, man.
Your duo had 17
vision score at 15 minutes last game he had put down like six wards in 15 minutes Yeah, but damage doesn't matter.
Bro, I don't know how to explain this
to a Diamond player.
Listen,
damage doesn't matter
in League.
Like,
it does if it's 8K?
No,
it doesn't.
Like,
on my main account
I have constantly
junglers that do
eight 9K damage with like their
8 and 1
stuff like that
and they constantly do
you know
8, 9k damage or whatever
I have that all the time bro
like I mean, I have that all the time, bro.
Like, Belvett's do no damage. Belvett's
job isn't to do damage, right?
Zin is the exact same as Belveth.
His job's not to do damage in the game unless he gets giga fed
his job is to like create space so that he can like fight
the kindred on repeat the problem is zen can never invade
to fight them because you're always pushed in bot.
So even though I have prio mid, the enemy Janna can roam around
doing whatever she wants and your Yuumi is stuck to you right?
So that means because you're always
pushed in bot but the enemy
cannot do anything.
You were promo pushing? Okay.
So why did you guys not
like either A take
the turret or B get deep wards so we could see where Kindred was on the enemy camps. Instead you and your Yuumi sat in the lane going even farming You got all their sums? Okay.
Why didn't you just freeze the wave on them, then?
How does a Ziggs and a Janna break a freeze?
They can't.
So,
why not just hold the wave in front of
the turret, freeze, and deny
them if that was happening?
If you're winning that hard, why not deny the ziggs into stone in the whole game i'm not lying i'm asking you a question
because i Because I'm telling you right now, if you play Vayne against a mage, your goal as Vayne vs. Mage is to all-in the mage, as Vayne Yuumi. Your goal is
to kill Ziggs or zone him off of
waves.
That's your goal.
You don't want to go even with mages
as a lane like that
because it's what they want.
Also,
Malphite, whether you're playing
an AD carry with true damage or not,
Malphite can shut you down
as Vayne just as hard
as he can shut me down.
Whereas as Karthus,
Malphite can't shut you
down as hard because if Malf Ulti was Karthus, Malfite can't shut you down this hard.
Because if Malf ult's you as Karthus,
you're still doing your job
and you're eating a Malfult.
Like do you understand?
Like I'm not saying everybody played
perfect on that shit, man. I'm not. But what
I'm saying is the difference that you're not
understanding in the game
is that you genuinely don't have this understanding
of why you weren't able to push your lead.
Like,
it wasn't just your pick.
It was a lot of different factors
of why you couldn't push your lead last game
but you got to realize that like
the game isn't about like being up in cs and then not using it
the game isn't about
having this big lead
League is about
using your golds.
If you have a thousand gold over the enemy
don't you think that
like enemy, like don't you think that if you have a thousand gold over the enemy
he should be feeling the fact that you have a thousand gold over him
like if you're just going even with a cs lead and then saying, like, but I'm winning in CS.
If you're not doing anything with your lead,
you're not doing anything with your lead.
Having a CS lead is worthless if you're
not using the CS lead. That's what
I'm trying to tell you.
And if you can't use the CS lead
because you were playing Vayne,
which is fine like I said before
You're playing Vayne there's nothing
wrong with that but
you have to play Vayne a very certain way
to be able to utilize your lead well enough.
Homie, I'm not trying to argue with you. Listen, okay...
You can be as mad at me as you want, okay?
I'm not gonna argue anymore, alright? It's just kind of like a waste of my time at this point.
Bro, your-
I'm going to say this and I don't mean this to be insulting to you.
But it's just the truth. You're a diamond player.
You have never been above diamonds.
You do not understand how the game works past diamonds another lie okay show me an
account that you have ended Grandmaster or Challenger on and I will change my
tune instantly I will apologize right here right now
i will literally say i'm sorry and i will immediately apologize
masters is done I apologize. Masters is Diamond, yes.
You are not good if you're a Master's.
Like...you need to understand
Masters is just Diamond with more gameplay or more games
like trust me man you are not you are the same skill level as diamond players and masters
to somebody who's not a Masters player,
you're the same skill level. Like okay, yes, you are better than Diamond
players by hitting Masters. But what I'm trying to tell you... Man this is
so hard to explain
to me you guys are all the same does that make sense
like masters diamond you're all the same to me.
Grandmaster and Challenger is pretty much the same if it's low-Challenger.
If it's low-Challenger, Grandmaster and Challenger are almost the same.
If it's high Challenger, Grandmaster Challenger is almost the same. If it's high Challenger...
Like if you're in top 50 Challenger? No.
It's nowhere near.
It's really hard up there.
High Challenger? It's much harder.
Much, much, much, much harder.
If you're in the games where you see all those people play...
Those games are way, are way way harder than
then low challenger games because well
challenger games just are a bunch of
like
they're essentially just games where
like you'll get sometimes you get where sometimes you get Masters,
sometimes you get GMs.
People can squeak win streaks into it and stuff like that.
Once you get up into 900 to 1,000 LP,
the Challenger players are extremely good.
I mean, my knowledge is like low Challenger.
Like...I don't think I'll ever...
At one point, I was maybe high challenger a long time ago.
But right now it's nah, I'm nowhere.
I'm not that close anymore.
But knowledge is different than gameplay, like LS has high Challenger gameplay
knowledge right? Stuff like that.
But LS can't get into high challenger. So it's like...
It really just depends
That's why I said I've been hardstuck GM, because I have
I'm a hardstuck GM player right now.
It just stays with this.
Hmm, I don't think I can beat this guy right now.
Hmm.
I should have been more aggressive in lane.
That was autopiloting.
But yeah, man.
Like I said...
I'm just gonna say one last thing before I drop this because a lot of Masters players think they're better than they are.
Masters the Challenger is probably silver to diamond.
And I'm not even making it up.
You're essentially silver to diamond in
difference. Like that
big of a gap between Masters and Challenger
like, you don't understand
the game in Masters
You might think you do, but you don't and it's not like i'm not saying that to be mean
you are just you have no idea how the game works in master 2 compared to Challenger. I'm tuning on Diamond 3.
Yeah!
This is my stream account that
I just play on to commentate and chill
and vibe and shit.
If you go look at this account last season...
This account's been GM for two and a half years.
I have like seven accounts, man.
One of my accounts is usually always in high elo.
It just depends on what account I want to play at the time.
Like, I'm gonna be honest with you...
...I don't have to sweat my ass off on every account, y'know?
Sometimes I feel like sweating, sometimes I feel like just chilling and playing the
game and talking to my chat like not every account is used to sweat you
know what i mean not every like seconds use the sweat in the game.
Man, I need to go back. It's too hard though. I'm gonna miss a cannon if i go back right now.
He can't kill me with that R, it just sucks cause like...
...I can't really do anything. Like I can't pressure my lead right now.
Oh no! lead right now. I'll probably just wait for TP.
You're doing it for a friend? Yeah, okay. I mean...
Like I said that's fine there is nothing wrong with that.
You could be on smurf too! I don't fucking know.
I'm just saying if you are only masters
like I don't think your smurfing Like you technically smurfin you're smurfing
like you're technically
smurfing but you're smurfing
like a gold player would be
smurfing in silver
you know what I mean
like you're not that much better
than the silver players
that's all I'm saying
like I'm not trying to put you down
man
I'm saying. Like, I'm not trying to put you down man, I'm just being honest.
Like that's why like...the entire reason I did this too wasn't even to be derogatory towards you it was to like explain to you that I'm not trying- like, I'm not going to argue with you.
Because
it's hard to argue with people who don't know what they're
talking about, right? It's like, I can explain
something to you and you won't understand what
I'm saying, and then you'll just argue it, but you'll be wrong.
But I can't prove to you you're wrong
because
like you don't understand
what I'm saying. Like I can say like this is
how you're supposed to play this but then you'll
just be like okay that's not possible and then we'll argue about it now back well this is stupid
i don't play the game for a living. That's fine too, like I said!
I'm not rank shaming you for your rank. Like bro,
I'm not saying oh you're masters and you're a dogshit player. I'm saying
You are masters, but you don't understand as much as you think you do.
And that's why I don't argue with you it has nothing to do with like your rank
Like i'm just saying like as an understanding of like
You don't understand the game so it's
like it's hard to argue with people who
don't understand the game
i'm not trying to be mean man like if
you're taking
offense that i'm saying masters is bad like that's just you personally being upset about that because
it's all relative like i think bastards is bad masters could be great if you're a casual player
and you just you know know, play for fun.
Yada yada masters is great.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Like you should be proud of that.
Oh,
I'm dead as fuck.
Maybe.
I don't know oh no i'm okay
yeah we care um Yeah, it's been a while since I played Corki man. What is this, like...
fucking support Shaco ganking me?
Like, what is this, bro?
What's happening?
Okay. what's happening But anyway, man.
I feel like you're taking everything I'm saying personally
and I really don't want that to be the case
so we can just drop it.
You can think I'm wrong about what I'm saying,
That's totally fine.
You could think I'm a sweat, you could think I'm a loser
I mean, I don't care man, I'm just here
To teach people who are new to AD some tips
and help some people out
while I do it.
Okay. I'm making up arguments. Not, I mean, I'm not trying to.
The fuck?
I'm just telling you it's hard to argue with people who don't know what you're talking about.
Can i moan your name real quick? Yeah, that's not gonna happen. That's some that's some right there
that's that's not going to happen but
you know what i respect the fact you asked because you know that's embarrassing so i appreciate that
thanks balls Why is the support Shaco just standing in my lane.
Oh, my cannon.
I suck. Okay. wait that was actually beasts. I'm dead.
I didn't know Zolt was back up! I got baited!
Well played Shaco.
I actually didn't know Zolt was up, I got jubated.
What is
going on in this game?
I'm so autopiloted talking to chat
that I actually don't know
what is even happening. Like my top lane is getting pushed in
so Yone took top
Oh, let me assess the situation
Yone took top and then he
went bot and took bot
Yone's just like murdering my team he couldn't take mid so that's why he left
the mid when he tried to uh he tried to take mid earlier but he
couldn't take it so he left this yoni's gonna be huge man he has
so many plants.
We are losing a lot of objectives because our teammates...
Our team's getting shit on, so we're losing a lot of objectives around the map.
Like, we won mid but it doesn't really matter I mean, I'm just dead. I should be back here.
He's going to poof.
Hmm. I don't know where our support and bot laner are.
I mean, I have to farm one wave here.
They should go mid and I'll go bot. I don't think I can 1v1 Yone yet though, I need Manamune.
This is way too fucking hard.
Like that Yone is just way too fed
so i'll need manaman before i can one do another
man the ceo goes so slow though like crazy slow
like i just realized that blinked and it's
like 15 minutes into the game and we have one drake taken We can kill this guy.
We can 2v1 him for sure.
Really just depends on if Kayn 1th actually can help.
We got Shaco behind us?
Yo, hit him. What are you doing?
WTF I just watched my Kayn not hit him once.
Like he just stood there! He was like trying to go hit the guy
He was trying to hit the, what's it called?
He was trying to hit the back clone, or whatever it is.
I don't think I can help...
Pantheon has got gotta get down there.
Let me see... I'm gonna stop paying attention to chat for a sec, if you wanna keep arguing or whatever, feel free.
You do you.
Like, I've been autopiloting this whole fun game so...
Gonna be hard to win? I don't think so.
I mean we have okay. Uh
I think we're fine
I don't think it'll be that hard to win as long as we play it smart. Because we scale really well. Like, me at two items,
we have three items.
I'll just one-shot half their team.
So we just have to scale.
Malice scales really well too, but...
The only thing that kind of sucks
is this Yone
is really far ahead.
But if I can keep him bot
so he's not pushing his lead on our team,
I think we're chillin'.
Is it Malz? Or this guy doesn't get to push his lead on our team we're in a decent spot um The dork in James.
This guy needs, uh... Serpents. I mean, I'll get Serpants too but I have to get like third.
Uhh... Wait, kill this guy right now. Right when he poofs back.
Nice!
Not bad, not bad. wait kill busy Not bad.
It's actually pretty good, we got a bunch of shit.
Uh... okay. It actually isn't too bad.
Pretty sure Yone is going to come bot. I don't know why he wouldn't.
So, we're back before he gets this turret... Oh, he's top!
They are definitely gonna take turrets on the map right now. I mean, I can't really stop that.
I'm just going to take spot to it and then try
him to... Okay.
I don't know what this guy's doing.
That is illegal.
That is crazy.
Alright, we're two items. I'm gonna go Serpents next.
Uh... We need to get some vision. We need to get top turret and we need to get, um...
We need to get top turret and we need to get some vision.
Kayn should come kill this guy right now.
Like, this guy will die right here right now
somebody should come up here he's gonna push another wave Oh, there he is. I don't know if i can actually kill this guy. Oh, we can.
Okay not bad. Not the worst. I mean, this guy is just wrong by the way.
Like what he's saying is just wrong.
This is why I tell you guys like you just ignore your teammates by the way.
Like straight up what he's saying is 1000% factually incorrect.
He's like oh Corki needs to group or we lose.
But that's so untrue that it's not true at all. He's like, oh corgi needs the group or we lose
But that's just so untrue that it's like painful that he said That okay um I don't know if there's actually a place where I can TP here, man.
Nah, if I TP there, I'd just die. Like 1000% I'm dead if I TP.
Because I just got a trillion fucking gold, right?
This is like what I was talking about before. There's really no way to talk to people who
don't know how the game works
see like our team is just tilted because they don't actually know how the game is played so now they're freaking out and they're
like oh we just lose blah blah so Okay, I got one.
It's probably worth
because we got the dragon earlier
and then we got that just now oops
that's not what i want so with this but yeah so the reason that uh
the reason that like me just blindly grouping on the map is stupid is
because people
people don't view the game until you get up into higher elo
about winning the game in terms of
how do we win? How do we get gold?
How do we use that gold to get resources?
Etc. People just view the game as
if we lose this dragon fight, we lose the game.
But hit tab and look at this, alright?
I want you to hit tab and look at this.
A We got the dragon
B Fighting for that dragon when I'm getting two turrets top.
I got two turrets top and three
waves, so we
didn't even have to get this dragon. We could
have literally let the enemy team have the dragon
and we would have been really far ahead.
Like, going for the dragon
was actually what my team
made the mistake.
When they went for the drake, it was the dumbest
shit I've seen.
Because going for the drake is
worthless, is what I'm trying to get in so many words.
Like right now, my Kayn
just died again.
My singe is mad over nothing.
My cane and my brand died here.
What objective do we have
to be standing here?
There's no objective to be had.
So the thing There's no objective to be had. So, like... The thing is my team
is angry over nothing.
And if Singed was there, we would have won that fight too just now. But he's tilted and so he is splitting
and our Pantheon is tilted
So he's splitting.
But I'm strong enough now that if they group up, we'll
win the game. Like straight up
like the enemy can't win here, right?
And once
we 5v5 now, we auto-win the game.
But for some reason people get tilted thinking like
The game is over from X Y Z yadda yadda yadda
I don't actually know what to build now
I think this crit cloakak was trolling,
I think I go BT.
Should I go...
I think I go BT instead of...
Because I was going to go Ward Doms
but I think it's actually a BT angle.
Like high key? I think it's BT.
If you're curious the only reason why I haven't muted my team is because like
I'm trying to teach you guys why you don't care what your teammates think ever in solo queue.
Because when I'm on my main tryharding, I mute every single player I play with
unless I know that they're a good player, I mute them
and it's because nobody in solo queue
has any advice
that's going to give you
an ability to help
unless they're in Challenger.
Like if they're
a Challenger level player,
sure,
you can get their advice
and shit but like
if you're in like Sure, you can get their advice and shit but like...
If you're in silver, bronze, gold just mute.
None of your teammates know what they are doing.
If they did then it wouldn't be bronze.
They wouldn't be silver, you know what I'm saying?
So fuck them.
Like just ignore the idiots and just play the game. Fundamentally
play the game correct and you'll win most of your
games.
... you'll win most of your games.
Oh man, I really need to go get... Back up.
My team doesn't understand how strong I am because
they're too focused on
stupid shit.
What are they doing? This doesn't make sense to me.
We have a wave pushing into us and my team is choosing to take a fight in the jungle.
This type of shit is why people lose games.
They just get bored. they want to fight.
Don't be the guy who gets bored and wants to fight.
It's actually worthless.
What value does that hold?
Kill him. Motherfucker!
I actually could have killed BMF if I bitched out.
That was my bad
i gotta be careful to not get mouse ulted. I mean, Malz is literally taking our base.
But I can't walk into him because he will kill me.
He has ulti. Okay.
God, these people are so dumb.
Like I said, don't be like these people. They're tilting because they're terrible at League.
The main reason that the game is even thrown into whack
is because... they're basically
fighting on repeat right now.
Because they are panicking.
Like, this game was fine.
They panicked when the enemy team got barren
and instead of just grouping around me they
got caught in the jungle five times over and over again
like this is like you don't need to push me like there's no reason for
you to be exposed like that like we're not stopping this baron that's never happening
we have no way of stopping Baron right now, right? Like we're just gonna have to eat the fact that they're going to get Baron.
It sucks but it's just the way it's going to work. Yeah, like right there?
I don't know what that was.
Dude just walked up. Like stuff like that is what I was talking about.
The Brand just walked up to fight, but he doesn't need to fight right?
What's the point? I do have to be careful because the mallets can just flash ult me and i'll just die.
We need to look for a play.
Like, we have to engage before the wave
crashes, guys. Yeah, yeah,
kill that guy. Go, go, go.
Okay. I mean, I guess we just lose.
Yeah, I mean... I can't really do much.
We didn't go in.
Damn. Dude, this elo is harder than Grandmaster
because your teammates will just fight for this elo is harder than Grandmaster.
Because your teammates will just fight for no reason
when you're doing something on the map, right?
Like what they'll do
is they'll be like,
oh, we can't win a 5v5?
Let's keep forcing a 5v5 even though we can't win a 5v5? Let's keep forcing a 5v5, even though we
can't win that 5v5.
And then they will keep doing it
until you can't fight them because
they're all really dumb.
It's actually... Why do you think
when I play Mundo in this elo, I always win?
The reason is because top
is the best role below challenger.
And it's basically like if you can play with a top laner,
or if you're a challenger
playing in low elo, I can
gap everybody in this elo playing top
way easier than AD because 80 carry sucks below gm
but i also should have abused the mazahar a lot harder this game
because i was auto piloting talking to the guy in chat.
And I could have easily taken over this game
because the mouse walked into me and died at level 2.
So I could've easily just taken over the game by simply just macroing and playing correctly.
But yeah, a lot of lower elo games typically are...
What's this guy even saying?
I don't even know what he's saying. A lot of lower-tier games are typically more about your ability to take over the game early game than it is your ability to like play the macro so i would say like
the reason this specific elo like low masters high diamond the reason this
specific yellow is so hard is because these players don't know
what they're doing. They get lost, and then they force
fights when they get behind. So people in
this ELO don't know how to stop fighting.
That's a good way of putting it.
When they start losing, they keep losing.
They don't
know how to not
bleed out essentially.
So when I got those two towers top
was right here and you can see like I took uh...
I took two turrets. I killed two people.
I killed the Malz and i killed the Ivern
and I took two turrets, right? So when I did that my team wanted to
fight a dragon that didn't need
to happen. They were like, oh we need to fight second Drake
but that dragon is worthless because we're getting so much gold on the other side of the map
you just sack that dragon and use farm. You don't
need to farm that because we outscale them
so because we outscale them and we have so much gold
you don't do that, because when they
fought that dragon what ended up happening
was they ended up throwing the entire game away
because i had to go buy so they started
a fight while i was buying and after i
got like my 3000 gold spike right
then they lost giving the enemy team
baron when the enemy team got Baron,
they started snowballing around the map
because my team died after they got Baron as well.
So like the Brand walked...
The Brand and the Kayn walked into the jungle
for no reason, no objective, no thoughts.
And they essentially died again.
That's what I'm trying to tell you guys. If you want to climb in League...
League is not about fighting.
Kills, damage, all that shit
it's absolutely worthless. None of that matters.
If you actually want to climb in League of Legends
learn how to play
correctly
by playing for objectives
and macro because fighting is not how you win games
because you're gonna you're gonna start going against people that are way better
at fighting than him right so what i mean by that is like you're going to start going against people that are way better at fighting than you, right?
So what I mean by that is like
you're gonna start going into people
who have way better mechanics.
And as soon as you hit that wall of people
that are mechanically better than you
you're going to start being confused
because you're like to start being confused.
Because you're like,
oh I mechanically was winning
until this point.
But it's like okay yeah
now you're just getting caught
and you're still dying
and blah blah blah.
And people also
understand how to
counter pick you
in high relos right? Like when you get into all like people also like understand how to counter pick you in higher heroes right
like when you get into uh like all that jazz
here i'll play an ad carry game for you
i feel kind of warmed up, so I'm going to just you uh how to 1v9 a game on ad carry And it's going to look a lot different than your games.
Like, I'm telling you right now,
pay attention to everything I'm doing in this game.
All right? And I'm going to teach you how
to 1v9 a game from the ad carry role through like snowballing properly
and understanding like when to fight how to fight things like that so pay to this one lads.
I swear to god Tristana AD Carry players still take Taste of Blood and Treasure Hunter, but I swear it's bad.
Like, I swear that fucking sucks.
I swear it's this.
Jack and Biscuit
I swear it is.
Or like Jack and Biscuit, I swear to God. Or like Jack and...
You don't need biscuit on trust so it could be like
Jack and Triple Tonic maybe? Because you do want early boots.
Because this tree just feels so fucking bad.
Like, it just feels bad.
The treasure hunter's kind of trash.
Eyeball's like okay but... Let's try this. Let's try this. I haven't tried this yet, I want to try this.
This is like the Zeri runes
Okay let's do...
Uh don't want cleanse over barrier let me think
cleanse could be good here over barrier but barry is just op
the problem with cleanser or barrier here is like the only thing that I would really cleanse too much about
That I can't buffer. Like, I can buffer this stun
I can buffer this stun
I can buffer this stun I think if you can buffer this stun.
I think if you can buffer the stun, or like the stun
isn't a point click, you pretty much always take
Barrier always take barrier. We'll see. All right, watch and learn this one. All right, I'm going to teach you guys from the very start of the game.
Moodle.
Alright watch this.
Very start of the game...
Just mute them all.
None of them matter.
Their pings don't matter.
Their gameplay is dogshit.
Mute everybody.
Okay? Your teammates... shit. Mute everybody. Yeah?
Your teammates are
lost, little puppies with no idea how to play League.
Communicating with them in solo queue
below Grandmaster Challenger
is absolutely worthless. Your teammates don't matter.
They're gonna make
bad calls. They're gonna do stupid shit.
It's just not worth it.
I'm gonna ward this middle bush.
Uh,
I ward this bush because
if they do choose to...
I need to go stand over here.
Nobody's watching
at this entrance.
If they choose to like
try and cheese or something...
If they
choose to try and cheese or something like that
on this bot fight, or in this bot bush,
I'm going to see them, and we're going to be able to play around it.
I only really do this against
all in lanes. If it's an enchanter lane
I don't do it too much but
I'll do this a lot against all in lanes.
Another against all win-wins. Another really good tip
is don't ever
level an ability
until the game actually starts
because ability until the game actually starts
because there's no real reason to Okay, so they're starting in lane. I'm gonna get E.
If she walks in,
we just fight.
I can't see her? Okay.
So, I'm gonna stay a little further back here.
The reason I'm gonna stay a little bit
further back is because i really don't want to
uh i don't wanna just get w by rel so i'm staying on the left side of the lane
rel can't get to me on the left side of the lane rel can't get to me on the left side
of the lane here okay roll one in i can auto her
so here we're gonna hit level two first okay
and he's dead So here I'm gonna do something that I want you all to
Pay attention to, okay?
I'm going to fast push this wave as fast as I can
The reason we're fast pushing this wave as fast as I can.
The reason we're fast pushing this wave is so that you can...
Oh man, I fucked up and the
cannon wasn't close enough. I suck.
But don't pay attention to that.
Pay attention to what I'm doing.
So here, we're to go back, okay?
I'm not going to hit the turret.
I'm not going to stay overstay.
I'm not gonna do any of this shit, okay?
I'm going to immediately back as soon as the wave crashes.
The reason that you do this
is because now, okay? I have a 700 gold buy.
So now I have my gold buy and I can walk back into the lane. Okay?
Yeah. to the lane. Okay?
Now, we know Kai'Sa has no flash,
right?
So we know Kai'Sa has no flash, which means she she i don't think
she cleansed i didn't see her cleanse
anyway but
now the wave's gonna push to us once we
get level three
we're going to look for another all-in
we're going to be a little careful
because we don't know where udir is and
he could be pathing down.
Like, nobody's spotted him because nobody's warding
which is going to happen a lot in
the lower elos. People just aren't going to ward.
Okay? And when people
aren't warding
you can't okay and when people aren't warding
you can't know where the enemy jungler is without seeing them
so we see the enemy jungler he's on bot side of the map
or he's mid but he's like he he passed mid, but he's like...
He paths down.
So because he pathed down, that's gonna give me some knowledge, okay?
Now he's on top side.
He went all the way to top.
But because he pathed down,
That's gonna give me some really important knowledge.
It's gonna tell me that his top camps are gonna spawn before his bot camps Okay.
I accidentally Barrier'd because I normally have Cleanse, and I was trying to cleanse that's done
but it's fine so same thing as before we get the kill
and we push the wave in as fast as possible We can get one plate here. Okay.
I'm going to be a little bit late
getting back to lane here,
but what I'm going to do...
And I'm going to specifically
do this because
I'm playing Tristana.
You don't have to do this. do it because i take jack of all trades
i'm gonna go tier two boots so you don't have to do this if you guys don't want to okay like
there's a very specific thing that i'm doing for runes
i have jack of all trade so when i buy my boots i get uh
i get all the stats i also
probably could have gotten this because because I forgot that gives movement speed.
I think you can go Retrix there as well actually, because it gives movement speed.
That was kind of my bad.
I didn't realize that.
Alright, guys done. all right guys then i'm not gonna walk over and chase i'm just gonna
walk to lane and i'm gonna push the wave in as fast as i can same thing as before So here,
Udyr could be bought right now because
he... Remember what we talked about earlier?
He farmed his camps from top to bot.
So, because he farmed his camps from top to bot
that means there's a good chance
that he can be bot right now.
I don't want to be super pushed up right now without the knowledge of where Udyr is.
We don't have vision, so I'm not going to do more than just get a point.
Okay we see a deer up top on grubs.
Now we can play forward again because now that we know the deer is on grubs
we're chumming.
So here we have two ways to play this
we can either a shove the wave or b we can let the
waves sit and if you let the way of sit and slowly stack up uh we can maybe make
a bigger play on a dive.
We could probably actually shove this and just dive this guy because Rell went back
Like that's the best play I think, is you shove the wave in fast then you dive
because R relbacks.
But...
That guy got kinda shit on.
Oh, I didn't mean to do that actually.
That actually kind of sucks.
I think I can just sort-of kill the kaisa right now with a E flash.
I think I can kill her. Okay. I messed up my timing.
Damn, I actually could have killed her
but I messed up my damage.
I needed to jump in auto once then E-auto because she got just out of range so I couldn't auto her.
It's not the worst cause Rell got the kill. But it's always worth to kill the enemy AD as long as they don't get the kill on you when a wave is crashed,
Because then they're getting denied gold and xp
so both junglers and both supports are in top or mid. What I'm going to do is walk here,
And I'm gonna walk around like this and try and see if I can...
I wonder if this guy is going to try and fight me.
Hit tab, he definitely doesn't win if he does.
The only reason I didn't jump on him there is because
I think Udyr is on dragon,
and because I think Udyr's
on dragon, I don't want to jump in
and get caught in this weird spot.
Right? Like, I don't want to get caught
in a weird spot
where I can't play the game
without getting a reset.
Yeah.
But yeah, you can kind of see i'm just gonna do damage give him a few little up taps okay I still want to try and fight.
We can kill this Kai'Sa? I mean, we can just go in.
You can go on that guy too.
I think he thinks
he has to go on Kai'Sa here but he doesn't have to he can go in rel
like i'm so strong that we can just straight up kill them with any fight Okay, let's try and get some more plates.
Okay we're gonna dive!
Leona is tanking?
Ooh that's awkward.
I mean that was a really awkward ass dive because Kha'Zix didn't actually do anything.
He went in but he didn't actually fight.
Pretty sure the Kai'Sa's still there,
yep, there she is.
Damn, I really want to stay for my fucking Kraken Slayer. It's only one more wave.
It's kind of dangerous but I really want to stay for it.
We can, I mean we can kill this guy. This is not illegal...
This is pretty illegal what this guys doing.
There you go nice.
The reason I ulted him was is i didn't want him to get
his uh he didn't wanna get this thing off
we can dive the kaisa here as well diver
diaper just go here as well. Dive her. Dive her. Just go.
So, even if Leona dies, again, that is
worth. The reason that's worth is because the Kai'Sa
dies, she misses this wave and i just get a bunch of plates for
free so like never be scared of like making dive plays like that I'm telling the Kha'Zix that that kyce is going to walk from the lane
she's gonna walk here from the lane and when she does he can kill her Okay, Kha'Zix is... he played that really weird.
I don't know how I feel about that.
That's fine. We just take the turret anyway. I feel about that.
That's fine, we just take the turret anyway.
I could have let the cannon die but i'm in a hurry so I don't care.
Udyr is top and they he has mid we have 3k so i want to back
i'm gonna go kraken then we're going to go to vory
uh i'm gonna head Kraken, then we're gonna go Navori. Uh...I'm gonna head top here
because Top lane needs the biggest help
Like my top is bleeding out very very hard
My mid is too
My mid and my top are both like doing really poorly
But because both my mid and top are doing really poorly
I want to go help them by getting them out of the lane
as soon as I can.
Dragon's up in a minute 30, but this is
still like...
At this point in the game, getting second drake doesn't actually matter too much.
What I want to do is get as much gold as I can, and the best way to get as much gold as I can is come top and get plates.
We should kill them?
Wait, kill this guy.
I mean...I don't have vision so I can't move my fucking character.
Oh they have five people up here.
Ooh, that sucks.
So the reason that went so poorly is because we lost vision
and I couldn't do anything.
Like, we knew that was going to happen
but we should have had vision
to prepare for that
essentially.
Also,
our teammates did not
have any idea what we were doing there.
Like, the two people who are here on that pink warden
but because they're on that pink warden
They kind of trolled the Syndra and the... The Syndra and the Leonicon
griefs because they didn't
use their stun properly.
We could have probably insta-killed somebody
we could have instakilled the kale under
the turret but they went for a different play which
was kind of awkward
oh just kill this guy. What the fuck?
I don't know what that guy was thinking!
... I mean that was not a good play. Awkward.
We should get dragon. good dragon I think I'm gonna back so I can go get
my Navori.
The only problem is that I'm backing on a really awkward timer right now. Because...
The timer that I'm backing at the moment is really, really, really awkward.
If this guy is smart
he pushes the wave and he just takes my turret all right he's not that smart I'm not gonna jump in to stop him, just gonna walk if i stop my stopping.
It's too dangerous that i jump on that so uh I got the vamp scepter instead of like
the pickaxe or whatever because i
actually don't know if the vamp scepter
are the pickaxes worth
I don't know why they didn't just, like...
Like, if you're gonna dive that,
just ulti the guy.
That's really awkward.
All he had to do there was ulti the...
Dude, what is with this Elo and ARAM? You guys gotta stop ARAMing man.
Like this shit is wild! There's just like so many people standing in my lane mid.
What is with you people?
What is Oh, we can win this I just need a point in the right direction oh that was spicy so I'm gonna go ahead and get Dom's next okay let's see how this goes but yeah like i said i went bt because uh they don't have that they're not that tanky right when you hit tab
they have like merc treads a bunch of. So they're not actually that tanky.
So it's not that bad to going DUMs. I mean...
And I don't really need IE so Ooh, I actually just got boxed so oh my fucking god! The fuckin' BTV. the fucking bt value I need the back row like we need to go get dragon and I need the back. You guys have just kept me on the map for a fucking year over here.
Like, I can stay if I can get blue buff.
Alright, so yeah like right now our next goal
this is a very important thing
Our next goal is we essentially want to get Baron right?
We wanna take all of the outer turrets
and we wanna get Baron
because when we get Baron
we'll be able to siege
and I'll be able to siege and we'll be able to uh fight for the next big objectives as
uh the turrets much easier
this turret down here is extremely low so because it's so low i'm just gonna come down here is extremely low.
So because it's so low, I'm just gonna come down here and kill it.
Get this free gold, and then now I have enough gold for my Lord Dom's
And now that I have the Lord Dom's gold
I'm going to ping. We should do Baron.
One thing
that I haven't gone as in detail
that I probably should've in this game is
when you're playing to win and you
really are just full tryharding, full sweating, and you're playing to win and you really are just, you know full tryharding, full sweating
and you're playing AD. No matter what role
your playing okay?
You need to be the one telling
your team where to go and what to do
Like, you have to kind of
ping to remind them when you're really sweating
and doing this shit,
you have to ping to tell them what to do
and how to do it. Players in League
autopilot even Challenger players autopilot.
Right? Like everybody just gets into this phase
sometimes where they're autopiloting. And if you
don't want to be a part of that
and you don't want your team
to autopilot, you have to keep them focused.
It sucks and it's a lot of extra work
That you shouldn't have to do but you do.
I'm gonna go back Okay, we got that.
We do Baron here, by the way.
Come.
We do Baron.
I don't even care about pushing mid.
I just want to do this ASAP.
Just do it.
I'm four item Tristana. We will kill this in like five seconds.
Now
I'm going to keep an eye on
down here but you see we have a pink warden?
And the more...the faster you commit to doing things
Uh The The faster you commit to doing things, the harder you make it for the enemy
to react to what you're doing. So if you're going to do an objective or
something get vision of the objective and just
start it like if they're not close enough to follow up immediately
start it and then if it goes bad get off of it right like you can choose when to fight.
So here we're gonna take this... We don't push any further though.
This is something I see a lot of people do that are in the lower tier
ELOs, okay? When you guys
get something, you want to go even further
beyond. You want to keep going. Like, you get
greedy, right? You're like, oh shit, I want to get more.
Like, we're so strong, blah blah, blah, we have Baron, but
a lot of the time what happens
is a lot of your teammates haven't actually
bought yet.
Right? Like a lot of players
they haven't bought yet on my team
so unless you know the kaisa just walks into you like an idiot
you want to like back up you want to reset and you want to play around like what your team can do
the reason i'm continuing to push now is because it's just straight up 4v5
right like they can't engage.
Okay, Rells...I'm gonna hit Rell here. I'm gonna ignore the KS. Rel off of me so she can't engage.
Okay, I'm going to hit Rel here. I'm going to ignore the Kayle and kite up.
Hit the Rel.
Get that guy. I'm going to jump down.
I'm going to probably
flash forward here.
Okay. I'm gonna probably flash forward here.
I'm going to auto it to Lightsteal,
and now I'm just going gonna hit the turrets.
Auto to lifesteal some more, and the game's over.
So you guys can kinda see it... My team did not do good this game right? Nobody did great.
Nobody did particularly well. My top didn't do well, my jungle kinda got carried
my support was kinda lost a bit
Like it doesn't matter how good or bad your teammates are,
if you are clinically playing the game in a way
where you are just in the mindset of
I don't give a fuck if my team is bad.
I'm going to win this game.
You have to learn
to get into the mindset
of being the 1v9 monster.
Right? mindset of being the 1v9 monster.
Because your teammates are going to suck
up to Challenger, everybody's bad
even in Challenger people
suck sometimes. Bad games happen you have to have that like dog in you
you know i'm saying This is, like, what I'm trying to say.
Like, obviously, I'm on a smurf.
You know, we're in Diamond.
It's low elo or whatever.
But Diamond is still higher than, like, 90% of the player base.
I'm only doing this because
I'm trying to teach you guys how to carry,
so we're playing on this account.
But even damage aside, I don't care about this.
What I care is the stat that I want you to understand
is more important than damage.
If you look at what I did in that game
I walked around the map and took turrets and icst
okay i had 10.8 cs
i took turrets i did damage i didn I didn't die. That's all you
have to do to win games in League.
Don't die, take objectives,
get farm and
do damage.. People in Diamond, 6 and 7 CS per minute.
They're like this all the way up to
Challenger.
Like, okay. The thing is
when you're playing versus people that are as good
as you...
So like, I'm clearly better than the sealer right?
When you're playing against people that are as good
as you are, it's harder to CS
because they will fight you
for CS.
So if I go against a GM
AD carry, I can't guarantee that I'll have
9 to
10 CS a minute
every game. Because that's just not possible.
What will happen is
your support will roam, you'll get zoned off waves.
Or to not die, you have to go up CS.
Or they'll pressure
you early and you're just in a losing
matchup. Let's say you pick Jinx
and they pick Draven Pyke.
You're just in a losing matchup at that point, so you are just going to bleed a few CS away
if they're playing correctly no matter what.
What ends up happening is like
a lot of people
like diamond players just don't
value CS. People value fighting
if you're diamond and below in the league
you're not valuing the right stuff
you're usually just perma-fighting and when you fight, you're not valuing the right stuff. You're usually just perma-fighting, and when
you fight, you're not getting CS, okay?
And that's why a lot of these
players can't climb consistently because they just want
to fight, and in the games where they get fed
they pop off and they're able to carry
because they're fed.
But the thing is being fed doesn't always happen.
Sometimes you are the bitch.
Sometimes you get outplayed.
Sometimes stuff happens.
So you have to play consistently
to get gold rather than
play to kill. Play to get
gold consistently and the most consistent way to get gold
is towers and farm
And once you kind of ascend
into like- I don't think even Masters players
just fight as much as Diamond
players do with very little macro
knowledge. Like they'll just fight. They won't care about
CS. They won't care about any of that. They'll just fight
with not a lot of knowledge, and what'll happen
is they're just slightly better mechanically
than the Diamond players, so they climb.
That's why when I told
that guy earlier who was in the chat flaming me
for doing bad in his game or whatever. When I told him earlier
that he said he was a Masters player
it was something to be really impressive
to me. The reason higher ELO players
don't think Masters players are good
I've said this before and I'll say it again for you guys.
It's not that we think you suck balls at league if you're masters.
You're in the top 1% of all players.
You are good at the game.
You are just not nearly
as good as you think you
are, right?
Like you have about a
thousand LP of knowledge
difference between Masters
and Challenger.
And if you think about it, 1000LP is two and a half divisions worth of skill. So you just have to kind of learn, right?
You have to kind of learn how to play the game properly,
and then you'll start to naturally climb.
But I mean, this is a really good indicator.
Did it from my perspective in that game?
This is the perfect indicator
of why you have to view games as 1v9 games.
Did it seem at any point
like we were going to lose that game from
my perspective, right? Like you watching
my stream. Did it ever seem like
we were behind or going to lose?
It didn't, right?
When you're looking at the game state but that's because i wasn't focusing on how bad my
team was doing like look how bad everybody on my team did right they i had 17.7k gold
the next closest on my team
didn't break 10k
so it was almost
10,000 gold above
half of my team
the enemy had a
2,000 gold lead at one point.
I think I died 1 time and that one time I died the enemy got
a 2k gold lead right?
You just have to understand that winning games has nothing to do with your teammates.
They're going to play bad, they're going to
play good. You just have
to find ways to try and improve
every game even if you're going to lose or find ways to try and improve every game, even if you're going to lose or
find ways to carry every game. That's pretty much all you can do... Okay. Anyway, what do you guys think?
How's your day going? What are you guys up to today?
How is everybody feeling? We chilling, we vibing
we feeling good All right.
What AD carry should I play?
We have Nautilus locked in,
Rell Samira...
Let me think.
I mean,
I could play Kai'Sa here but
I'm gonna play a hard matchup
so that you guys can learn
how to play
a harder matchup.
Like they have
a dive comp
and I'm playing
ash so I
have to play
this matchup
very very
well
right
I have to
play the
matchup
incredibly
well or
I'm just
going to
get around
so uh the only reason I picked this matchup is because or I'm just going to get round.
So the only reason I picked this matchup
is because like
I want to kind of teach you guys
how to play the matchups
when maybe
you get countered
let's say you pick
a champion early
and you get countered like Let's say you pick a champion early, and you get countered. Like the enemy team
is extremely good
versus Ashe, right? Like look at their comp.
These players
are extremely good versus me.
Right? Like their whole team is.
It's your birthday?
Hey!
FeelsBirthdayMan's in the chat
from a boy, Fenroy.
Come on, guys.
Give my FeelsBirthdayMan
happy birthday, bro.
I'm gonna go take a piss,
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere... What the hell?
Who dodged? Hold on.
Who dodged and then who didn't accept my cue? Huh?
Which one of you was it?
Don't be shy now.
Which one of you fucks did it?
I'm disappointed in my chat........ Oh my goodness.
Alright boys and girls, sup-a-sup-asup?
Hello governor! Hello, boys. By the way, if you guys have any questions
or you want to ask anything between
queues
like league related or whatever or you want to ask anything between queues,
like league-related or whatever. Feel free.
Don't
think you have dumb questions
or whatever.
All right. think you have like, you know, dumb questions or whatever.... you so Okay. Where's my music taste from?
Oh, I just listen to everything man.
I don't know. I don't have, like, a genre. Your last four losses, did you just put the team differential?
I mean, don't look at stats.
Okay.
Dude, one thing I'm going to say is
don't look it or care about this.
These don't matter.
Listen.
OP.gg is like little funny things that are like
oh this, that and all of this garbage
none of this matters man
None of it matters
Like nothing on this site matters
The only thing you should be using
the site for is tracking
stats like
was my CS good?
This game could have been better
Did I build correctly in this matchup
you can look and see if you should have built something
different was there a timer that
you could have done something
these worthless ass
fucking stupid words down here and like all of this other
garbage, none of this matters.
Like League is not
a game where you should be looking
statistically at why you lost in terms
of like,
the game said I deserve to win or like the game blah, blah, blah.
My teammates have been doing bad every game.
Like they do everybody sucks right?
Like every single person sucks. Like they do everybody sucks, right? Like every single person sucks like people have bad days
People have days where they just want to be lazy
Sometimes people suck it is what it is men
All you can do is try and climb throughout your own personal skill.
Okay, if you're ahead by big margins
right?
Think about what's going on
in the game that's causing you to lose
So
let's say one thing
that's really big that a lot of bad ad carry players do
well saying bad is like kind of toxic but like
any carry players do this a lot that are not like... until they learn
it. You have to learn that
your back timer and being on the map
at certain points and being and doing things
is important.
So if you have 2, but dragons up in 30 seconds
don't just stay an extra 400 gold for your item just go back spend and walk to
drake now if it's a's a dragon that doesn't matter
or let's say your support just got
picked and you're not going to have vision
you need to assess that
and not walk to that dragon and then try
and apply pressure somewhere else in the map.
If you're really
strong,
you also want to be
really prioing mid.
Like did you notice
that last game
after I broke
bot lane right?
After I broke bot lane, right? After I broke bot lane last
game, I went mid. Well, I went top
but my team wasn't good enough to play around top
so I went mid.
Okay? When I was
standing mid with my lead,
I just permanently forced them to try and kill me.
Think about every time that the enemy died mid
it's because they were trying to force fights
on me on repeat.
And I was just playing
far enough up that they can't
force those fights.
They have to try or i take their turret or i poke them where i just kill them uh but i'm playing on like i'm doing a bunch of things that you need
to learn how to do when you're playing around mid.
So, for example,
if I'm... I'm going to use this little mini-map right here
to show you what I mean.
If I know the entire enemy team
is on top side of river,
I will hug the top side of river. I will hug
the bot side of river
when I'm in mid, so I'll walk up
on the bot side of river and I'll
start hitting them under the turret or I'll start
walking to do things. Let's say my team is all trying
to get vision of topside river i'll push mid wave in and then i'll walk in with my team there will
very likely be one person forming that that mid wave, so you'll have
priority to walk in and have the advantage
in numbers. If your
team isn't trying to contest that vision
and they're all playing bot side, then
you just hug the side that your team's on and
don't go near the side where you have no vision
and where the enemy is playing. You do
the same thing. It's like you swap it
back and forth. You're always playing
to essentially
make you're always playing to essentially make them feel
uncomfortable. You're trying to squeeze
them out of wins.
You have to learn with leads in the league how to play aggressive with leads.
Like, if you're doing well
in the game and you're waiting for somebody
else to make the play for you
you are going to have a bad time for somebody else to make the play for you,
You're going to have a bad time.
But you have to learn how
to do things yourself
and have the confidence
to do it.
And then you have to learn through trial
and error when you're pushing a lead too far
and when you're pushing a lead too little, right?
So let's say you start the game 5-0 and you
take the bot turret. Let's say you go mid
and you push
a wave in, right? You need to actively
be always looking about what to do on the map.
If there's nothing to do, hit the turret.
Like if you don't think you could safely hit
the turret just stand there and do nothing
but your goal is
make them play around you with your lead
if they have too much wave clear mid just go even and then walk around the map because
people will always be doing things right there people will always be doing things.
People will always be doing something on the map,
your jungler, the enemy jungler, top supports
everybody's doing something.
So if you're adding an extra human to every single play,
You're doing something correctly.
Because I lose games where I'm ahead all the time too.
But you should...
If you get far enough ahead enough times,
You shouldn't be losing every game that you have a lead.
If you're losing every game that you have a lead
That means you don't know how to push your lead.
And you just have to play with being aggressive at certain times,
tracking cooldowns, understanding when to fight,
how to fight things like that.
And if you're not doing that then you're
not going to be able to climb
as high as you probably would have been able to had you been pushing your lead better. Because I mean, at the end of the day man it's just you.
You can only control yourself.
Know what I'm saying?
And you got to learn.
I mean, I lost three games today in low EVO.
Like, well, what's low to me?
I'm 1-3 today.
But I'm gradually
shaking off the rest.
Because I haven't been playing AD carry for a week, so I'm like
gradually shaking the rest off.
Okay. So,...... Oh, yeah. oh yeah brothers..... In God's name, it is happening.
What is going on? Hello?
Yes, hello. Hello, hello, hello.
Excuse me? hmm
excuse me
whoever's hamster died please resuscitate them thank you dear God oh my fucking goodness shit is wild.. so so Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
If you come along, try not to die. to summoners
did this just say that...
Is this motherfucker ghosting?
Bro.
Bro, stop fucking ghosting.
What is this loser shit?
Yeah, my fucking Garen is ghosting their Draengor.
Where the fuck are we ghosting in diamonds?
Hello?
Are you okay, man?
Watch your own monitor.
Christ.
Dude, I swear to God people are so disrespectful with ghosting
that is. It's actually just disgusting.
Like it makes me sick, bro.
I'm gonna sit in the bush for a sec, and then I'm just going to W.
I probably could have...
Oh, I'm not going get that am I? Okay.
I mean this is a really bad gank.
Like why? Also, why didn't that Nami heal me earlier than that?
Ooh.
Nami should have healed me instantly!
What am I watching, man?
Like what is going on here?
I mean I'm just gonna back because there's really no reason not to.
What the fuck?
But yeah when we were getting ganked like that, uh...
When the Sylas was level 2 ganking us or whatever.
You should always, uh...
Take it from me.
Always fucking heal early when you're playing Sylas. Take it from me, always fucking...
heal early when you're playing League.
I mean,
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I might AFK because this isn't like...
Weak-siding your Lucian Nami?
Because you don't want to,
he has no reason to split the map.
I'm getting level 2 ganks?
Wait,
I'm getting flamed by this retard?
I mean,
I'm gonna be real.
A,
I'm torn
because part of me
wants to lose the game on purpose now.
Because my J4 is a piece of shit.
And he's weak-siding Illusion Nami.
But part of me also wants to...
Like... Part of me also wants to... Like, he's not
like, he doesn't understand that his
job is not split map against Sylas.
As J4
he should be trying to fight bot side.
But you never split map. You always go down because we want to fight them botside. never
i'm being flamed by some guy that i don't know who he is who is I mean, we should just fight them. Why would we not fight this?
Like, what are we doing?
Are you guys just dumb? Like, what am I watching here?
Like dude! Just... like... go in.
This J4 is a moron! You're full HP! What are you fucking scared of?
What are we scared of, Lil Bro?
Okay. I'm gonna be honest.
I'm only tilted right now because of how garbage both this Nami and this J4R,
I should just take a breath and untilt. Because the enemy Sylas
is ten times more garbage than both
these guys combined.
The Sylas was pretty much just griefing to
sit in my lane.
But he's just a low elo but it is what
it is. Dude,
I think I'm just really frustrated
by how bad
like we're playing Lucian Nami.
The Karma just walked into the turret and died.
And my Nami is nervous. She's scared of playing League.
... scared of playing League.
Yeah, I don't know why E'd, but that's fine.
We could either dive or do dragon, but we gotta do one of them. Okay, we should dive. Art shall blossom from your head.
Like, what am I watching?
Okay.
So Nami didn't heal.
She didn't use bubble.
J4 didn't auto Bubble. J4 didn't auto-attack.
I'm about to just AFK
so that we lose this on purpose
because these two players are horrible.
Like, they're actually REALLY bad.
Like holy mother of fuck fuck they're back. okay nami yo miss mental retard Okay, Nami. Yo, Miss Mental Retard!
God I-I can't stand like... Just fight!
Like just just fight!
She has heal? What am I gonna do?
You heal.
Tell me why I shouldn't AFK right now.
Tell me. My Nami is a... now tell me my nami isn't is literally trolling
my j4 is like whatever he's bad i don't really care but this nami might have actual brain damage.
Somebody in chat tell me why I shouldn't AFK on my Smurf right now.
Why I should give two fucks
like give me a reason to win the game for this like
absolute garbage player
like look at this guy didn't even heal makes sense
how do diamond players not end themselves irl after every fucking time
they wake up like i want to know how these they wake up.
Like, I wanna know how these people wake up and don't just put a bullet... Nevermind.
These people disgust me though, like holy fuck. You guys are disgusting human beings.
Like I would look at you IRL and spit in your face and say wow...
Thanos was right.
You're a fucking food thief.
Emerald players are fine.
Diamond players are delusional. There's a difference.
Like, emerald players are toxic as fuck, right?
But diamond
players are delusional and toxic.
... so oh
i mean i might just pull the Nagur and start a AFK. Like, this is gross man. My J4 completely trolls the game by weaksiding a Lucian Nami lane after we get level 2 ganks.
He's strong-sightiding a Garen lane.
Which is just disgusting.
Like, I don't know what the fuck that is.
Then my Nami decides to not actually play the game.
She's a KDA fucking player.
Like, just literally trolling because
KDA is like...
I mean yeah, I might just head out and play some Lola Duel.
Like I said
The only thing keeping me from tabbing out right now and playing LoL is the fact that my mid and top are trying to win.
That's pretty much the only thing keeping me from doing that right now.
Is that, I'm trying to respect my mid and top a bit...
We're gonna die anyway so I gotta play forward here.
Cause I mean, I'm gonna to die out of the fucking jungle or whatever.
But
Yeah. But yeah, I mean these two are like the only people making me not completely rage quit right now.
The fact that they're still trying to win.
Like i'm just trying to respect
of the other two teammates because this J4 and
this Nami are absolute garbage human beings
like they're not only bad
but they're so fucking cringely
like bad that it like hurts my balls knowing
that they are literally waking up every day and
stealing food from babies
like imagine imagine you wake up and you steal food from babies.
Like, that's who you are as a person.
It's disgusting.
Because I mean... we win this game outright. Nami is not even attempting to win anymore.
We're just losing Tier 2 tower because my Nami is like hugging J4's cock.
Okay. so it is uh Dude, these people are so bad. I'm like, what?
What? Also, who the fuck is this?
I don't even know Who this Silas is
Like straight up I don't even know Who this guy is This is of us is.
Like, straight up,
I don't even know who this guy is. Is it like some fanboy?
What's happening, bro?
Did I fuck your girlfriend?
Like, what is going on? This is some, like like wild fanboying
he hates me i don't even know who he is.
You know that scene in like...
You know that scene in Infinity War where, like,
That guy's like you took everything from me and he's like
I don't even know who you are
like i genuinely i don't know who the fuck this guy even is. Yeah. yeah i don't know so
you just some guy guy I'm down to four of it though
let me just go to a new game this one's doomed like our fucking uh jungle support are just gonna lose their
next 10 games in a row so i don't really see any point it
doesn't really see any point it doesn't
really matter You might want to put some wards down, bro.
Like Miss Nami?
Might wanna put a few wards down.
You have like 30, you know? You might want to put a few wards down.
You have like 30, you know?
Might wanna put some of them down.
You know what's funny? I could definitely carry this game...
...I just don't know if I want to.
Like, I can carry every Diamond game... right?
Everybody's just bad.
I can pretty much carry every Diamond game I play in.
I just don't know if I want to because it's like so fucking...
It's such an annoying thing.
Hey, why did that change twice would you see that the cannon changed focus twice
well that was wild.
I don't know if I can actually groove up and do much right now on the other side of the map maybe i just try to take this turret I
Just dash into the wall
never oh Oh I mean the enemy team pretty bad. I don't know what they're doing. Holy fuck that guy's bad.
Wait the silence is really, REALLY fucking bad.
What the fuck was that bro? oh
you decided to go in one before or what i don't get it I mean...
Okay.
What the fuck?
Wait, when I lived that and then the J4 and Nami bolted... This is what I mean. Like, how embarrassing
is this man?
Like you guys are... That is
embarrassing.
I live the fight, right?
And then they're both like
Oh we need to die
Like holy shit you people suck
What the fuck
You're not as bad
As this fucking Sylas is.
I mean, everybody in this elo is bad but...
This is disgusting.
I don't even know what to say about this shit. Like dude, like what's he doing?
Are you good- like what is wrong with you?
Are you good? Like, what is wrong with you?
Are you okay, bro?
Dude, I feel like lower level players are more concerned about weird shit than anybody else. Ah okay... Ah, okay. I kind of want to get tabbies, but...
Or not tabbies. Merc treads.
What the? Merc treads.
What the?
My J4 is top? Man, how'd you die top bro?
Wow! Dude League is such a funny game.
I literally went 0-9 this game and I'm still the only one playing the game to win.
League is... still the only one playing the game to win. She has every cooldown. But she just ran.
You see what I mean?
By like, these players aren't trying to win?
It's wild!
Because if Nami
walked up with me and gave me her E I would have insta-killed the Karma.
Then she just RQs the Sylas, then we kill the Sylas after.
It's literally like... We instakill these two because they're both melee.
We instakill Karma with Nami's Mandate,
she has Mandate, so she just E's me
ours behind me to stop the two melees
and then we insta-kill both.
But for some reason, they don't want to like... Nami doesn't actually want to play the game. She just wants to stand there and do nothing.
I wouldn't even care but it's such a waste of time. I mean, we should just engage on this. like what are we doing go in holy Like, my Jarvan is just watching. Wait, what?
I'm just watching my team watch everybody die.
What the...
Yeah, like Jhin is standing right here just autoing me.
Jarvan's standing right here not going in. He finally in jim instant eyes we win the fight
why are these people so scared to disengage when the enemy is being stupid
it's actually wild playing ad carry in this elo is wild because these people are really bad J4 is being outleveled by silas who ganked bot seven times what Oh my god, they're just bad.
Vy'gar also didn't go hat he went Ludens.
Oh...
What the fuck?
Why would you got Luden's, bro? My J4 is in the back.
What am I watching? um so so Why is the Garen just standing there?
Ooh, Vygarde didn't even use...
You know what I'm down to just get out.
Like, I'm the only one trying to play
and I feel disgusted that I'm even
trying to win this game for these people
Come on guys, let me out of the game!
It is just gross. Playing in this elo is just disgusting to me, like it physically hurts my balls. I ain't got time to die.
Happiness is for other folks.
Like, my nami's AFK.
What are we doing?
Checking out Netflix?
Checking out the Target catalog.
Like what's going on?
Play the game bro.
Hey yes or play the game?
Nah I'm saying
like you're already wasting my time
and my time's worth 10 of yours.
Just either fucking play the game
or hit us, you know?
Hit us with this. What is my Nami doing?
They don't even have their jungler.
Nami, you can go ward it. Like...
It is possible to throw a ward at the thing.
Okay.
My nami doesn't want to God, I'm not gonna lie to you man. If you can't climb out of diamond to the support main, uh...
You just fucking suck.
This guy has a Nami one trick and he still can't climb out of diamonds.
My jungler... I don't even know what this guy mains. Maybe he's not a J4 player.
Oh, my jungler is autofill. That is a little more forgiving, I'm not gonna lie. So the fact that my jungler got so shit on because he was auto-filled and didn't know what to do...
I'll give him this. That's a little bit more forgiving, right?
Didn't get healed
or Nami ulted, like she didn't use ult or heal.
She has to actually be trolling!
Let me check... I didn't hide Q. There's a high chance she used the Q snipe.
It is a Q snipe. Okay. I confirmed.
Because I didn't hide my Q and this Nami has been trolling since level 1
So it's pretty obviously a Q snipe that's just on me i should hide my cue every game I mean, look at this. Do you guys see how like obvious it is that the nami is
trolling she has had heal andlr ult in five minutes literally five look at this yes I mean, I tried.
The Nami is not trying to win.
Chill? Wait, why? I mean, I'm getting targeted. I don't want to chill, you know?
Like it's a waste of my time.
You guys got to understand playing in this elo doesn't do anything for me right? Like I'm on a smurf
right now. So playing in this elo is
completely worthless. I'm not trying to climb
I'm not trying to have fun playing
in low elo. It's not fun right? These people suck
I don't gain value out of playing in Piss Lap.
The value I gain is that I can
teach you guys the game and have a good time.
When I have somebody intentionally
griefing the game like this Nami...
When you have somebody like Nami intentionally griefing your game like it's a waste of your time because
my time is money right and there's not any queued up because
she wants to essentially mess with that.
Right? So, like, the Nami queued up to, like,
mess with my income. That's why I'm annoyed.
Okay. that's why i'm annoyed Like, it's super annoying.
It's just not fun for me, you know?
I think you have fun in League.
I have fun
in League all the time.
I think if you're not having fun playing
league that's a personal choice like if people are trying their best i
have fun every game
when people are like intentionally griefing and trolling it's not fun is Why would you ult that guy? I mean, Nami intentionally walked away from the Jhin shot.
So the Vy'Gar would die.
Am Hearthstucker throwing intentionally? No, I just don't try to win in games like this.
Like when I get a game like this, I just don't try to win in games like this. Like when I get a game
like this, I stop caring.
Right? Because these games don't mean anything
to me.
Like I'll
try my best but I get Q sniped a lot.
It's really easy to Q snipe people in League.
So I get Q sniped quite a bit, right?
Like, a ton.
And I have no value to try hard on
my low elo accounts. I don't like
there's
no value in tryharding when you get Qs times
by Nami, right? And you just give
people griefing and shit. There's just no value
in it. What's the value?
Like, if I want to try hard,
I'll go on my main. Like, I'll go on the GM, you know?
I play
in this elo to typically teach
but when you get griefed like that it's super unfun
like i'm down to teach games and but not when people are briefing Okay. okay because i mean i half-assed that game the entire game and i still
ended up almost winning i mean it is what it is, right?
You gotta understand, I don't give a fuck about LoL Evo. Like all of these
players, they don't matter
to me. Like they're bad
unless you are literally Challenger GM,
I don't think you're a good player in League.
And there's
a lot of fanboys in Diamond and Masters.
Like, a lot of fanboys.
You have people just Q-sniping you all day trolling trying to ruin make you upset
to get a reaction they're just fanboys you know what i mean this is with us like if you want
to watch me try hard come back on one of the days where I'm just like playing my main and then like you'll see a huge difference. But yeah, I can't be bothered to like try hard in games like this right it's just not worth it I'll hide my Q.
Make it a little harder for the people
that are queue sniping this night.
We'll make it a little harder.
Okay.. Well, like I said, League's fun.
Like, League is really fun and I love teaching the game.
I just...
Uh...
I mean, sometimes you literally
just can't...
You get griefed. Right? Like, sometimes you literally just can't you get griefed
right like sometimes you just get trolled like the j4 and the nami were both just
trolling that game they didn't want to win they had absolutely no intention of trying to win
i mean that's what it is right you can't wear them all..................... must be joking saying Nami J4 is trolling they were they
were both actively trolling
that game like unironically they trolled again but
for me to explain why they were trolling i think you'd have
to be above a diamond level and i don't think nate 1v9 is above a diamond level in the league
so i'm just going to go ahead and not try to explain that to you of course you are i doubt it masters is diamond to me unless
you are currently in grandmaster challenger i don't respect your
opinion bro like i'm sorry but masters is just as dog shit at diamonds you all suck
like i don't think you fully understood what happened that game
and I think either you didn't see it
or you're just
trolling, that's all I can really say
It's either you're trolling or you didn't see what happened.
There's 70% win rate?
Yeah, and my main is GM.
So I have a Grandmaster account right now, 78% win rate.
I have a Masters 100 LP account, 55% win rate.
I have this account that I play for on stream with a 50% win rate.
Bro, I'm a streamer. I have accounts in almost every game with a 50% win rate.
Bro, I'm a streamer.
I have accounts in almost every elo.
Like,
I don't know how to explain this to you.
I'm delusional. How is me telling you that
I have accounts in GM and Masters
delusional?
What?
Here, I'll show
you my Master's accounts.
Because my GM account is my upstream account, but I? This is my master's accounts.
Okay?
It was just what 300 LP.
I lost like seven of the rope.
We have losers queue and I tilted, so we lost like
7, and then I stopped playing on it.
But this is my fucking... What was it?
I don't even remember the highest LP
it was at. Like 226.
So yeah, it was like 250 or whatever. That was the highest LP I think. It was like 250 or some shit.
Yeah...that's my smurf! So this is one of my smurfs at 250.
Either counts 500 LPGM, and
then this account is my
stream accounts, so it has
the name Geronimo
You can believe me or
don't believe me I don't believe me. I don't really care, man.
I don't know if I'm gonna argue with Twitch viewers who are gold players.
You do you little bro.
Like it's like beneath
me to talk to people that are in Masters here
and Diamonds about League of Legends
and have me think that like you're not an idiot.
Come back when you can hit GM or Challenger then we can have a discussion
about the game. But until you hit GM and Chow I don't want to discuss
the game, okay? Bro, I-I don't want to discuss the game, okay?
Bro.
I don't need to prove anything.
The account I'm on right now was 580 LP
Grandmaster last season.
Like it's not like i'm lying
like i i don't understand right like i genuinely i don't get it
like i think you guys are just retarded.
No, I don't have anything else to say.
Like, I think you guys are just little retarded fanboys.
Like, I don't know what else to say! knows i'm trash dude do all the retards come into my chat?
Like, you guys realize you guys are actual
bad players, right?
Like I...
Dude, I cannot believe the delusions that I get in Twitch chat.
It's like only Diamond players and Masters players have these egos
That try to shit talk Twitch streamers who are better than them
Like it's wild that you guys do this shit it actually blows my mind like i just don't know where it comes from right like
i don't know where this like weird delusion comes from
hey man how about this you link me your main account
right now and we'll have a discussion sound good How about that?
Because right now, you're calling me out saying I'm a liar, all this shit.
How about you link me your account?
Your main account,
link it to me and we can have
a discussion about the game.
Like I showed you one of my accounts that's in Challenger, or in Masters
Why don't you do the same? like i'll eat my words right now if you're a grandmaster challenger player
i'll say okay my bad you're right.
If you link a GM account to me and it's yours
You can add me on it, it's your account
By all means bro. I will eat the shit.
But the thing is
it's like
I know you can't.
So you're just a random troll
in Twitch chat.
You're like a random troll in Twitch chat. You're like
a gold player, maybe diamond player
who's basically
trying to tell a multi-season
challenger Grandmaster AD Carry
that he's bad at League because they had one bad game
where he trolled half the game
because he was getting griefed.
That's what you're trying to do right now,
and then I asked you to prove
that you had any sort of standing
and understanding of the game,
and you can't. So I just feel like until
you can, you can't comment on it right?
Like when I told you, I'll immediately admit i'm wrong if
you can just link me like an account that like you actively
you can make me an account that you actively play on, that's like right now yours and I'll shut the fuck up.
But outside of that?
You just...
You're a troll so I'm gonna move on.
Hope you have a good day, man.
I hope you spend a little bit more of your day
doing something useful other than playing diamond games in league of legends to
nobody like you have no viewers nobody gives a fuck you're just raging and oh i eat the jarvin on
the jump instead of
eating the fucking uh bard i hit the jarvan because i have fat ass fingers
might be cause yeah i would have killed both i would have double
killed right there if i eat the j4 if I even if I hit the J4,
I would've killed him. But I was focusing
on Bard and they were right on top of each other when
I jumped.
It was like Fatman versus fucking
giant skeletal beast.
We actually had pretty good scaling with our team comp though, I'm digging it. Silas and hatewatchers? Bro,
Silas has one viewer.
And it's his mom.
Like, you gotta understand
Twitch is full of people who want attention and clout,
but they're not good enough or entertaining
enough to actually get it.
Right? So what you
get is people who will try and start drama
with people that matter.
Like people with viewers viewers People who are better than them etc. And they'll try to start
drama with those people so they can get attention in Twitch Cloud and all this other garbage
nobody actually cares about.
Like, if you go look at the Sylas' stream, I bet he has like four viewers.
And it's probably really fucking depressing.
So who cares?
Like giving people that attention is just worthless. an ally has been slain
am i trying to win this time no i'm just autopilot
i've been talking to you this whole time. When I try to win,
I literally... like full focus it's obvious bro
Like i can autopilot and play in this dog shit elo.
Because these players are terrible. um J4 could be bot right now, but I do kind of want to just go for a fight.
Even though J4 is probably bot
because it sounds kind of fun. Oh, J4's mid. Okay. We're chillin'.
I wanna jump in and I want Sona ulti but...
It really depends on the Sona. She's gotta ulti when I jump in.
Let's do it, baby! Oh my god... I mean we scale, Sona scales really hard so it's not the end of the world but... Hmm.
Mid to me, huh?
Let's push one more wave and then I go back and buy my
Dragon Slayer I got hit by that. What the fuck?
I mean, I'll be real. I did not think I was gonna get hit by that
Trist has too fat of an ass. It's too OP. No. No, I mean, I'm pretty sure it just clipped me. Sometimes like uh...
You just get clipped by shit. It is what it is.
Like I could have left and not farmed the live
i just greeted because i wanted the boots
right cause if I get boots better then we're chilling We 2v2 this really, really hard. so so I think if Sona stayed with me out to the left. Because I had to kite away from the bard because the bards ranged so i had to cut
away from him but if sona stayed i think we just double kill oh well i mean it's not a
big deal though that's fine so so Ooh, I'm just dead or what? Yep.
Wait fight that! Fight that! Fight that!
Oh you guys have Viktor! Fight!
Oh no why did you guys not fight?
You had Victor!
Damn.
I was gonna say if they had Victor there, they should have fought it but here's what it is...
Gotta get back out of here! but as well as so I'm going to go back and do the same thing. brother oh I'm pushing push on my wave.
Ooh, I mean that I got stun. well i might just be dead
maybe not Maybe not. He's dead, he's dead. I'm dead, I'm dead!
Okay nice.
Not the worst, not the worst.
This could have gone way worse.
Does TL choke so bad against T1 the other day?
Oh dude, TL... I was actually kind of proud of them though.
I'm not gonna lie, dude. TL
I was proud of them because how well they did do
Like, they actually
could have won
like that was insane.
TL actually could have beat T1.
They were
actually shitting on them.
If they didn't throw, it might have been like...
NA might actually won the whole tourney. like that was crazy It was so disappointing.
But it was actually really cool to see, regardless of them losing.
Regardless of the losses or whatever, I think it was sick to see them play well.
Is that bad? Yeah Yeah I guess so.
Oh thank god Bar doesn't have ult.
Uh yeah I'm not going to that fight.
That guy's already dead. There's not much I can do there.
Like we couldn't really play the game, really?
On that timer? my team is like doing some weird shit right now.
Hmm, huh that actually wasn't too bad.
Let's go mid and take this turret. There is not much I can do here.
Like, the fight is pretty much already over right? Like I can't really impact that fight.
So I'm just gonna go mid and take this turret.
Uh... Bard is coming. Ooh we actually just kill this j4 so um
i think if i get to sona we can win this
but to sona we can win this but Oh, okay. I gotta go back.
This isn't actually too bad.
I can't help you bro. You're just edge.
Which is not the worst situation to be in right now.
My team's not the worst.
Let's see if we can pull this back.
We kind of autopilot it a bit at the start, but I still think the enemy team is kind of dogshit.
So I think it's winnable.
They're probably going to focus me?
I mean they are definitely going gonna focus me. I mean, they're definitely gonna focus me but...
It doesn't really matter because like if they focus me it opens up opportunities for my team to play a game.
Like, if the enemy team focuses on
the best player
on the team
it's not bad.
Like I kind of want them to focus me.
Because that means they're using their resources to try and kill me.
Is it winnable uh i mean maybe
i think every game in this yellows winnable just depends on like how hard i want to try a lot of League of Legends has like winnable games. so We should not do this.
Oh, we're doing it.
Fuck it.
Voidware has no Smite, so it's a little risky.
And I'm on a pink ward. not the worst i need to get more doms damn i think we're gonna lose mid turret which kind of sucks but
it is what it is
yeah which kind of sucks but it is what it is
yeah we lose mid turn here and then I am not actually going to walk through this dragon fight.
So, I don't think we win this dragon fight and we have no vision of dragon
fight right now or the dragon i think it's a horrible
fight to take.
I'm going to try and get gold.
We don't lose off of this dragon.
If we lose this,
we only lose three drakes so So it's not the end of
the world and we have a wave that I can play topside with
with Baron so i'd rather use baron here and try and get some
some extra golds. okay we got that guy's tp because you see like i just got a
ton of gold right that gold i just got is worth more than that third drake.
Because we're not going to win off of stalling that dragon, but we might off of getting like an extra 2 000 gold
right Thanks for watching! Dude, Sona just did not want to help me there.
But it's fine.
I threw away my Baron but I killed two of them
and got a shutdown.
I'm just trying really hard to get my BT as fast as possible. I reeeally need BT right now.
I don't even care about IE, I'm pretty sure
I actually lived there if
If I buffered my R. But it's fine.
Once we get BTE, we should be able to just win the game. Not a huge deal.
We have three minutes till the next dragon, so it's not a big deal. so So What is this put my AD at?
265...
290?
Ooh, that's pretty good.
Our team is fighting over no objectives
So when your team does this where they get bored and start
fighting over no objectives and shits.
Your job is just push waves, so they can't push waves.
You see how they're trying to like push the waves in right now?
Bard is on my left, so we can't really... I can't really walk up yeah so uh so I really wish Sona would sit with me.
If Sona sits with me, we'll just win the game because...
Like her stats will be too good.
My last item is probably going to be IE, but...
I need to try and make a pick on somebody on bot side of the map right now.
Alright J4 is right here Uh oh, I think I'm dead.
Yep! That was my bad.
That's probably the single worst play I made.
My team can't win this fight without me. That was probably the single worst play I made.
My team can't win this fight without me,
I should have just Bumper Jumped the J4 ults.
Just wait for me or go to Dragon guys.
That's why I i wanted the uh sona to come with me but she was a little late
to the play and i should have just waited for her that was 100 maybe like 100 my bad might be
like a hundred percent my bad there uh oh my team's chasing zed instead of doing drake
go to the dragon. Don't let them walk into the drake. Sona, don't walk down! No no no!
Don't walk down! Walk to your team!
Sona, walk to your teammates!
Okay, Sona's retarded.
Instead of walking to her team she walked directly into four people on the enemy team.
Well let's hope J4 can steal this. I mean Volgar. so Fuck me. I think we just lost the game.
Fuck, man! We got the dragon? I should have jumped out instead of in.
That was my bad.
Just don't die and maybe they can stall like maybe this Sona can stall. Just don't die.
Please don't die man!
Like dude, what does that ward
do?
What retard thinks-
We need to boost it hard things oh anything
like dude are you human like dude diamond players are not human like this guy is actually not a human being.
Like, I can physically see this person drooling on themselves trying to figure out the next best play.
Like...
Like, like, I don't even know. I'm stupid.
You are indeed, Sono. You are indeed. so I'm going to go ahead and do that. so so don't just walk with me please don't face check kill this guy right now go Why is my sona at DC?
What the fuck man. Like what the the heck what the absolute
fuck
but she actually was bc'd I can carry this still.
You know what?
Fuck it, fuck this Sona.
I'll win without her. You want to rage quit like a little bitch? That's fine, I'll win
without you pussy. so so so so Oh, we didn't lose? so now you came back moron so so That guy actually fucking lived. Oh my god, I'm bad.
Damn it.
I mean surely my team can 1v3 the Zed.
I fucked up and died.
Kill the dragon!
Guys, just do it.
Fight them! You're 4v2!
Holy crap! Do the dragon!
Do the dragon! Please stop chasing. Guys do the dragon!
Weetons! Guys, guys go do Drake. Like literally only dragon matters! Holy shit why are we chasing kills?
And...we lost drake. Because my team chased the kill and that that 30 seconds that they chased lost us to dragon. That is why you don't
chase kills.
God, I hate
retarded players.
Like it's disgusting watching how dumb every single one of these human beings is So, right for our teammates.
I mean, that was my mistake because I inted trying to kill the Seraphine. That's just Oh my bad.
Like dude, like what is this?
Whatever, I'm done.
I'm done, my Sona's fucking retarded.
The retard! The retard! done my sona is fucking retarded like I'm six item tryst and my sonas hugging our a trucks man like what are you doing
like how fucking mentally retarded are
you we need to bring back shaming like
this sona could feel pure shame for how she is playing this game.
Like, ult the waves!
Ult the wave! wave back
Sona I know you're watching the stream.
Listen, I'm gonna be real with you bro. You have no friends IRL
Your mom doesn't love you. Do the world a favor.
Gotta get back up! You're a sad, pathetic loser.
And I mean that.
Like you're just queuing up to grief games
because it's fun for you.
Just fucking quit.
You are so unfun dude.
Maybe my Sona will finally come with me.
Crazy! crazy so Oh man. oh my god.
Dude, what am I watching? watching.
Are you people human?
... Are you people human? Dude, I don't know what to say right now we need to just go do baron like badly Our top is pushing in really hard. like we have to do something that's not just running in circles guys okay fight them Okay.
Victor went back to defend, and then my team engaged after victor went back like dude i don't know man
like what is this? What am I watching? Nah.
I'm so frustrated. This is disgusting to me.
... This is disgusting to me.
These players need to be put down...
Some sort of kennel.
Fun- Yeah, you fucking suck! What do you mean fun? Bro, you're bad! Maybe if you didn't suck balls, you would have fun.
Are you kidding me? so.. Holy fuck, man. I am disgusted right now.
Like, actually disgusted with the play that I'm watching.. Oh, I'm so disgusted. You guys have no idea.
Like, I want to smash my face into a wall how disgusted I am.
I'm actually disgusted I am. I'm actually
disgusted.
Volibear,
like just a
mental retard. Why are we scared to talk?
Add me, pussy.
Are we scared?
Scared of communicating?
Are we a fucking bitch?
My god, you disgusting subhuman pieces of trash. Like, you're so bad. Every one of you is so bad.
Like it makes me physically ill knowing you breathe.
Like watching you people try and function is like,
I want to watch you.
I would pay money to watch you shop for shoes. Because I know you get lost
like, no joke,
you try and shop for shoes,
you'd somehow get lost
and end up buying a camel.
Like, you're so retarded
Look how bad
You are
All you had to do that game
Whatever
All you had to do
Was group with your AD
And you auto win the game
I'm not even kidding
You just group
With your AD carry
You automatically Win that game.
But you guys are too fucking stupid. Like, you're too mentally
retarded to even attempt to do any
of that. Instead, you guys are like
nah man, like, I'm gonna go
do my own thing we taught it
with a W because I can't say the word R
I can't sound it out
god
I fucking hate these
pigs of human beings.
Oh, well. You know what is going to be great though?
Riot confirmed they're gonna be hardware banning soft enters soon.
They confirmed it.
So if you hard int or you soft, Riot's gonna start hardware banning you not just account banning.
That is going to be so fucking great when they start doing that. I'm excited. You guys have no idea, I am so excited for Hardware Bans. All of these fucking losers are not going to be able
To play League
And it's gonna be fucking amazing You know what?
Just because of how fucking stupid everyone is,
you know what I might do?
Should we just do it? What do you guys think?
All of these players
who think I suck or are toxic
and all these fucking retards...
I might just do a speedrun account to challenger.
I might just use one of my accounts and speedrun it to chow.
Okay, cool. I think one of my accounts is...
Let me see.
What account could I use?
I think there are two accounts that like not being used right now.
But one of them is chat banned.
I don't know, I have to see. Let me see. Like, so I might have to play like the five games on it or whatever.
Let's do it.
I am so sick and tired.
I am
sick and tired of these absolute fucking morons questioning my ability to play League of Legends.
It's disgusting to me.
That is the wrong password. I'm pretty sure this account is five game restricted though, so we got to do normals.
Like i'm almost positive.
Because I haven't played on this account since last year.. That is. Alright. Actually the last time I put in this account was in February February.
But you know what? Let's just do it.
I'm kind of sick and tired Of
People putting dirt on my name
I'm a little
Sick and tired of it
All of these losers in Diamond and shit...
I know they don't matter, but you know what?
I know that these people don't actually matter but let's do it. you
viewer normals no i'm just going to try and win these normals as fast as I can.
Like, I would normally play with you guys but I don't wanna like pro long games and shit.
We'll do sub- sub games another time.
Okay,..... I'll play in quick play for two minutes. Hello? The fuck was happening? This is wild. League's actually not dead at all.
Like, I saw the numbers recently it's like very alive. League is very, very alive. like
league is actually like a super popular game right now okay I mean, it's alive in every region. Like NA is obviously, I mean you're not wrong,
NA is definitely like lower play than China. You ain't wrong about that
i wonder if korea is lower than china because they play a lot in korea too but
i don't actually know what the like they don't actually have the numbers
available for china like they don't post them.
Which is kind of fun, right? Like imagine your biggest player base
you don't even see the numbers on that ship it's kind of funny
china has the highest play risk i mean i would not be surprised
i mean they have the highest population! okay What the fuck is this? Oh, something about my settings feels off. I don't know why.
The fuck?
Wait, why do I have heal by the way?
Why did they give me heal and quick play instead of TP
for mid Trist. What the?
Worth! Worth.
Oh, I forgot I don't have TP.
Is the Trist going boing-boing?
True.
True. I did go, boing boing
you ain't wrong Hey.
This guy just fucking
Windwalled my This guy just fucking wind walled my CS. That's toxic as fuck, bro. is What? what Dude, I've been rewatching Game of Thrones.
I forgot how fucking good the early seasons of Game of Thrones are. They're so fucking beast.
I had like forgotten because I haven't seen them in like fucking years.
Like, I remembered they were beasts but but like...I forgot how beast.
It's a pretty good rewatch.
Like it's been a pretty nice rewatch.
What season? I just finished season four I
Don't actually remember if anything cool happens in season 5 but What What?
What did this guy just do? so Okay, I think I'm against bots. Okay, I feel bad.
But I think I'm against actual bots.
These have to be like brand new players.
Okay, now I just feel bad. is I don't want to beat up on people in normals that are learning the game.
But because I was naughty, I have to play my five games.
Like, I genuinely feel kind of bad about it. What do I do? that Yeah, House of the Dragon is actually pretty good.
I kind of like it.
Dude, the...
The fucking fight
in the newest episode
was fucking sick.
I don't know how
expensive that shit was to...
Nah, I'm gonna be real.
I don't know how expensive that would've been
to fucking do but like
I'm gonna- Like to keep it real that was like
probably one of the most insane insanely cool things i've seen out of the Game of Thrones universe.
Like, that was a pretty well-anim animated episode of Game of Thrones.
Or like House Of The Dragon or whatever, it's pretty sick.
I feel like they blew their entire budget for the season on that episode of the show, though.
If I'm being honest.
Like,
I have a feeling they blew their
budget.
The fuck is going on top?
I don't see her yet up there. the focus going on top
up Yeah, yeah. Absorb Life is the best rune on Trist by a mile.
You should take Absorb Life on almost every AD carry, actually, at the moment.
Like if you are playing AD carry
at the moment and you don't need Presence of Minds,
You should almost always take Absorb Life.
It's too OP.
If you go versus people without it, when you have it, you'll notice it almost immediately.
And I don't take Bloodline because Bloodline kind of blows.
Like, Bloodlines good if you're... Like, if you absolutely need lifesteal.
I get it on Jinx.
If you're not gonna build Bloodthirster for a while I get it on Jinx.
If you're not going to build Bloodthirster for a while, on the champion, it's really good.
But if you're playing anything where
you might get an early vamp or early
sustain.
It just feels bad.
Do you guys think my wait time in Quick Play was so long?
Not because I was too high E-Rogue, but because I was too low Eero to find a game.
Like, I'm starting to think that
that was actually what was fucking with it? Like, I feel kinda bad.
I don't think that's true. They don't get lower priority in matchmaking if you're restricted.
Restriction has nothing to do with matchmaking. I don't know. Because half of Hyela wouldn't be able to play the game.
Like imagine you're a high elo player, and you just wouldn't be able to play league
like 90 of high eos like gets chat restricted at some point disconnected so Do you think if we tried to forfeit, they would just forfeit?
And we could just save time.
Oh! Maybe they will. Wait...this is such a good idea.
Because they're doing bad right? And I'm the one who started the forfeit vote.
So like maybe they want to get out of the game.
Come on guys, can we save one more? And then I can...
Yeah yeah she 1v2'd you look oh no darn hey yes
Hey yes, hey yes
Yes
Quick play doesn't impact her anymore. No.
Because I have previous season MMR.
Oh, that's a good one! yes yes yes Yes! It is.
Okay...
Is rank restricted? I mean, I am rank-restricted. That's why I'm doing normal games.
I have to play five normals.
But the only way you get ranked restricted is by doing...
The only way you get ranked restricted is literally by chat restriction.
I got chat-restricted like six months ago, and i never did my games has been destroyed i mean i don't mind Oh, this guy's's good.
This Caitlyn is murdering my teammates! so so I'm going to go ahead and do this. You don't hurt him if you don't hit him.
Do you think that Caitlyn can come out of base and one-shot me with ult?
I feel like she totally could, maybe.
I don't know, She's two items.
Not sure.
It'd be close. so so Man, my teammates are so nice.
Dude! I'm telling you man...
Oh my god that is like the most wholesome thing I've read in so long.
Aww, that's so wholesome.
Oh.
Dude, I'm telling you,
I don't know what it is man.
Like... The lower level League players
are like the nicest
human beings on the planet
They're such nice people like they just play the game to have fun Like, I genuinely like these type of people.
Listen you guys...I get really toxic and really mean.
Right?
I don't ever get mean to people like this.
Like, if you're genuinely new to the game or just trying your best...
...I won't be mean to you. Cause these people are just vibin'.
The people that I'm mean too,
the fucking losers in Diamond and Masters
who have these like egos
that just make everybody
they think they're better than they are
and they just flame everybody for no reason
those people disgust me
but like These people disgust me.
But like, the people when you play games like this where you're just vibing with
People who are trying to learn the game
This person is trying to learn the game so they can play with their boyfriend.
That's absolutely adorable,
bro.
They just want to do something with their significant other that's fun. Now I don't know why they chose League of Legends, like that was not a good choice?
Right, like that wasn't a great choice, but
You know I'm not gonna like flame him for it. is Dude, I really feel bad now.
But I just have to play the normals so that I can get out of this elo.
Or, so I can play ranked.
I just feel so bad!
Oh, I gotta go help my team. They're getting smurfed on. I gotta go help them. uh uh yes take so I mean bro
Why can everybody who plays this game so just like genuinely nice.
And they're just enjoying themselves playing normals
and shit.
It makes me like...
it brings a tear,
you know when the Grinch
had his heart
made bigger.
That's what I'm feeling right now.
Right? Like, I've been playing League
in fuckin'...
fuckin' dogshit
diamond masters for so long. I forget that like people are actually enjoy the fucking game
Like it's wild right because like these people are actually just enjoying
themselves having a good time like they're like worried about playing
bad and letting people down and shit i'm like no you're fine man
like what the fuck fuck.
Like, I just wish everybody was like this mentality.
Just like have fun
and play the game.
Like, I'm sweaty as fuck too.
Where like, I'm sweaty as fuck too. Right?
I'm a sweaty motherfucker when it comes to League.
But I feel like...
I only get tilted
When losers are being losers. so I want to fight for these people.
Like, I want these people to have the greatest time playing this game that they've ever had.
Like-I wanna protect them at all costs. costs I dare you to do it.
Go now, Jager!
How ya feel? You're mine! so I mean, she's probably on like whoever she's vibing with.
You know? whoever she's vibing with you know they said this is just like
I were playing we're playing normals.
Dude you know what we are going to do? I'm gonna tell you guys what we're gonna do right now. You ready? Listen up.
We're gonna go ahead
and get this
account to Challenger.
I'm going to try hard every
game that I'm playing on these accounts. I'm gonna M try hard every game that i'm playing on this accounts
i'm going to mute all every game and i'm going to pretend everybody is as
wholesome as the people i'm playing with right now
that's how we're going to do it we're just pretend everybody is just
as nice as everybody that I'm playing with.
And we are gonna live in that delusion and not actually hear what these people have to say so um oh um so so so so hey let's go Bro I turn into such a fucking...
I don't know why
I turn into
like
I just want these people to have like the greatest lives ever.
Like, I don't know why.
Like every one of these human beings was like the nicest person.
Like I don't know why anybody would want to actually play in high elo ever.
Like, genuinely, man.
These people are all just enjoying League like they're new to the game, they're enjoying themselves
and they're just having a good time
trying to...
I don't know man
it touches my heart.
... it like touches my heart like i genuinely don't know how to like feel. Like, I don't even want to be ruining the game for those players.
I was trying to end that game as fast as possible.
Right?
Like, I want to get back into rankeds.
Like, I need to get into ranks.
I'm in normals? It's not about that it's about like...
I don't know- it's something about the innocence of these people
makes me feel
different.
I don't know how to explain it.
Like, it's their innocence and they're like just wanting to play to have fun. I can't explain it.
I don't know Like, I don't want to ruin these games.
Like, I have to...
Dude, this feels so bad.
I have to play four games
to get out of normals
because I'm playing versus actual new players.
Okay?
Like, this doesn't make me happy
These people are just learning
the game, right like
This person is trying to play so they can play with their
boyfriend This person is playing for a reason. to get better so they can put their boyfriend.
This person was just, like,
upset that they kept DCing but, like...
Like, they're just learning the game and trying to have fun.
Like, this person's iron
they just play quick play Hi, team.
Like, dude, are we really gonna like...
Bro, I need you to not be
super nice. Like, I need
bro, I need you to be an asshole.
Twitch, please. Please be an asshole. Like Twitch please...
Please be an asshole.
I can't do this again
Like i cant sit here and like
Have wholesome motherfuckers
in my games. Like, oh my god.
I don't know what to do.
I can't-
I can't do this.
It's too nice.
It's too nice.
Like these people are like
like they're making me feel so bad.
Like I just I have to play four games because I was toxic seven months ago, okay?
I'm not trying to ruin your games.
Oh, I feel so bad!
They are just chilling after work having fun oh my god
hello like oh my god
when i play something and don't normally play everybody in these games is actually
like their actual like iron like...
They're actual, iron new players.
They are actually iron players or new
players.
So whatever I play,
I'm going to win.
Like whatever I end up playing,
I'm going to destroy them.
And I don't want
to make people
who are learning the game not have fun.
You know? Like, I just feel bad.
Aww...
What's that? I hate Diamond players.
I hate Masters players.
Like,
I genuinely hate them as people but these people
like,
I can't hate them.
They're just they're just trying to have fun This is why I don't typically smurf on...
I don't make new accounts anymore. on, like...
I don't make new accounts anymore because I don't
like smurfing in
actual low elo.
I don't know how anybody
could actually enjoy ruining people's time.
Like, if you're smurfing in Diamond 4 and you're a Masters player or something...
...I get it. It's not that big of a deal.
But if you're like...
If you're like a fucking diamond player or something, or masters and you're
smurfing in gold and shit, you're just being an asshole.
Or bronze or some shits.
I don't know, man.
Maybe i'm a pussy.
Who knows? maybe i'm a pussy who knows maybe i'm just a pussy
i'm trying really hard to like
i'm trying really hard to let this guy kill me, man.
Like, I want him to feel like he made a cool play.
Well played. still Like, I don't...
I'm torn.
I don't know if I should rip the band-aid off.
Like, I don't know if I should just
rip the band-aid off so I can get through this quickly or if I should be nice.
I'm torn.
I don't know what to do.
Like, I want them to enjoy their time. But I genuinely...
This account is like 2 years old, and I've never played normals on it.
So its MMR is really low.
This account got leveled like literally with only a Rams or not a rams like bot games or whatever it was
I Oh, I feel so bad. so so so i mean i don't know what to say i feel like I mean,
I don't know what to say.
I feel like in League,
if League players weren't absolute fucking awful pieces of shit
100% of the time,
I feel like
everybody would just enjoy
the game more because the only thing i hate is when
they're like dog shit awful humans type
like dog awful oh Oh shit.
Rengar, you got him?
I believe in you.
Well okay,
you don't understand.
Masters and Diamond players are like 99 douchebags
like it's like every other elo might have like a five percent douchebag rate. Masters and Diamond are like 95% douchebag.
Trust me, I've played enough in the elos that I fully understand how douchey every one of them is.
Like, it's miserable man.
Like not- And the enemy is enslaved. Like, not only are they toxic SOBs but like, they suck. So it's even worse.
And the enemy is enslaved. like imagine you're like an nba player and you have some random street kid come up and call you bad
because you missed a free throw in like the nba finals
you're like dude like shut up Oh, my God. okay
is the call he's kind of good for like mechanics it's not bad
not the worst All right.
This is going to be our rule set.
You guys ready?
I need you guys to hold me to this. So we're doing the unranked challenger, right
on this account.
We're going to try hard every game but i need you guys to hold me to this
i will not type negative things to my team we will only type macro or not at all.
I will not add to the negativity of this
dog shit game.
Okay. so By the way, this account's MMR is high elo already. Or it's like Diamond so...
I wouldn't worry too much about like... I'm not gonna be starting the unranked challenger in gold.
Like, I'm not ruining Gold games.
It's probably going to get put in like... Probably for my placements,
gonna be putting high emerald.
Like I'm assuming it'll be emerald 2 or 1.
So I'm not just griefing, LoLGames. enemy killing spree Kill me Akali.
Oh, close. Wait kill that guy!
I'm trying to make the Akali Oh, close. Wait kill that guy! Aw...
I'm trying to make the Akali feel good.
Like i want to make them have a fun time
but i don't know how to do that without inting
But i don't wanna int
like i'm trying to just make sure everybody has a good time in this game.
That's my goal.
I'm going to let this J4 kill me.
Oh, nice! so Yeah, but... Okay.
Dude, like, let me explain something.
10 kills
on somebody like me is not the same as
4 kills on MF. Or 4
kills on me is not the same as 4 kills...
You know what I mean?
Like if I sweat in this normal game right now, you know it's gonna happen. Right?
If I just full-sweat and it's fucking normal,. It's gonna not be good. I dropped 90,000 damage last game Like, I don't enjoy... Contrary to popular belief,
uh, I'm an asshole. But I'm not an i don't enjoy contrary to popular belief uh
i'm an but i'm not an who enjoys beating up on people that i
am better than like i'm an because i talk
people right i have ego i should talk people that's? I have ego, I shit-talk people, that's why
I'm an asshole. But I'm not an asshole
because I enjoy beating up on lower
level players. That's
just stupid.
If you enjoy queuing into low level players and
you're a smurf and you do it to feel better about
yourself i think you're just an insecure little
bitch i'm gonna be honest.
Oh, please kill me! Bro, I'm just afk autoing you please
okay at least he killed me Like, believe it or not, I would love if more people played League, right? Like this is what
I think you guys gotta understand.
I don't hate League.
I know a lot of people are like Geronimo, you're lying. You hate League.
No, I love this game. This game has
been a huge part of my life for like 10 years. Right? I played this game. This game has been a huge part of my life for like 10 years, right?
I played this game through my entire 20s.
This game is my job. Like, I love this game.
I love the community that's around the game usually
but I hate some of the players
that play it. Like when I get
frustrated at the game, it's not the game that makes me
upset. It's the people that are just absolutely
fucking awful, awful humans.
So when people like,
you know,
who are new to the game
want to come learn
the game,
like I don't want
to shit on them
and be like,
hi,
you suck,
blah,
blah,
Like I would like
having people
who are new
to the game come learn the game.
Like our game is gonna die unless we have new players
constantly joining the game you know?
And I-I would love having new people constantly joining the game.
It'd be great. Now I feel bad.
That's why I don't think, like...
I think Riot should probably remove smurfing altogether, but that's just me.
Or if you're not going to remove smurfing, make it so like there's higher
punishments right? Like if you're gonna allow smurfing
make it
no, no. Smurf queue should never be in the game.
Don't ever talk about SmurfQ again.
No, no, no.
Fuck SmurfQ.
No, I didn't.
It didn't help anything.
Listen,
I'm sitting here telling you
that I think Smurfs shouldn't be in the game.
I will never advocate for SmurfQ ever.
You didn't get to experience
SmurfQ, okay?
SmurfQ is the worst thing
that Riot has ever put into this game by a mile.
And the reason it is, is because if you were playing on an account that decayed
You're in smurf queue
and you wait in 30 minute queues
to play with quote unquote other smurfs
just because you decayed an account and it feels awful. Like, for
actual smurfs, SmurfQ was fine.
Right? It was like somebody actually smurfing.
But if it's like
you had to go do school and you came back
And you're like, I want to play at the end of the season
And try and climb
Then all of a sudden
You are in 20 minute queues because you were Diamond 1 before.
Right?
You're in like, 20 minute queues cause you were D1 or whatever.
And then, like...
Now you have to...
You can't even play the game.
Like getting into a game was harder
in Smurf queue than playing the game.
It just was awful,
the way they designed it.
I think SmurfQ
was a good idea.
They just designed it
and implemented it
really bad.
So if they brought back
SmurfQ
and their idea behind doing SmurfQ was like...
Let's say they bring back SmurfQ,
They make it way more accessible to decay.
I think it'd be fun.
Right?
But it's just...
I don't know.
I think what would also fix it is you could just leave smurfs in the game if you like account banned people or like uh so i
think there's not actually that many smurfs in league
like this is gonna be a hot take but i don't think a lot of people are going to agree with
i don't think there's that many people like regarding the whole player base
right? I'm saying regarding the entire
player base. There's not that
many smurfs
Right?
Like probably less than 2% of the entire player base is smurfs.
Because there's a lot, like a lot of people who just don't play ranked.
Right? Like a lot of that league playerbase doesn't play ranked.
So because they don't play ranked,
They're probably not even making a second account
They're just playing normals and shit right?
So it's probably like 2%
Less than 2% smurf
And I think that like
If Riot was just
to actually punish people for
when people do
smurf and then they get
let's say
they do smurf and then get shit on when they're smurfing, or rather they get banned. That's what I'm trying to say, sorry I can't talk right now apparently.
Let's say they are smurfing but they get banned,
right? It should
ban your main too.
Right? You don't need to
perma-ban it. Like I'm saying... But like let's say
your smurf gets chat restricted. Your main is also
chat restricted.
If your Smurf gets banned for two weeks,
your main is banned for two weeks.
People would still
Smurf,
but they would like play
more proactively to win
every game when they were smurfing.
And they wouldn't... They would take their
Smurfs more seriously
and then while they're taking their smurfs more seriously and then while they're taking
their smurfs more seriously right they would also like slowly climb
to their elo on that account Does that make sense to you guys?
So if you have people
who are smurfing with the intent of staying in low
ELO, if they got banned
for it... Say somebody was
soft inting and they're trying to lose
on a smurf to just mess with people
because they think it's fun, right?
So they're trying to de-rank on a smurf.
If that account got banned
your main account would get banned too.
So it would be very
heavily
It'd be a lot more
decentified.
I don't know what the... De-incentified?
To smurf and troll.
Because then, let's say you're on an account that is designed to troll people and shit on bronze players.
But let's say like...
You start losing on purpose to get down to that elo because let's say you're a diamond player, and then like
you lose on purpose to get down to bronze. And then you-you get that account banned in the process
now your main account is banned. That person's never gonna do that again
Right? Like th-that'll be one of those moments That person's never gonna do that again.
Right? Like, that'll be one of those moments where that person says,
Oh, that is way too risky. I'm ready to pay for this! right i feel like a lot of the reason league players do toxic
shit is because they can get away with doing
toxic Maybe if they can get away with doing toxic shit.
Maybe that's like a hot take and I'm just wrong, but I do feel like a lot of the reason League players get away with shit is because they can.
Like, what do you guys think? I guess I should have asked you guys.
What do you guys think about hardware bans and that idea? Uh...
Hardware bans, and that idea.
Because Riot actually said recently uh...
Riot actually said yesterday,
they came out with a post yesterday which was asking
the community when they
should start doing hardware
bans for people because
like they...
I think that they just
recently...
I told you guys months ago, remember when Vanguard first got
implemented? I told you they're going to start hardware banning people
but to what degree they are gonna to do it? I don't
know. But they will start hardware
banning people, right?
What do you guys think about that?
Like let's get a discussion going. I mean, I'm just
playing a normal game so...
I'm not like sweating or anything we're just playing normals
Like what do you guys think in terms of like
Do you think it's a good idea to start hardware banning griefers?
What- like better, would it improve your
personal experience playing the game
to hardware
banned people?
Do you think your personal experience playing would be improved
as just whether you're a casual player, tryhard player or ranked player.
Do you think making it so people won't be able to make a new new spur for buying new smarts if they get
banned is a good idea or do you not care
well the reason that would be a bad idea
is because...
Like somebody pointed out. There's like PC Cafe culture.
This isn't big in EU and NA, but in Korea and China there's a lot of like PC cafes.
Right? And it
would be really hard for
PC cafes to stay in business unless
they specifically had...
I think the only way they could do that is if
they specifically proved to Riot
that was a PC bank.
Right? It was like a place where people
go to play multiple accounts or
log in from the same IP and shit,
they'd have to prove to Riot
so that Riot doesn't hardware ban that.
Yeah, you're not wrong.
I mean...
There's still scripting, right?
Like, I was watching Humstream and he's already...
He's playing on the Middle East server, right? And he's already ran into
a ton of Scripters on the Middle East server.
Like, Vanguard can't
ban every Scripter, right? Because it's like
it's not possible.
There will always be like new script stripping software
there's always like new cheating ways all that shit you're basically just
playing a game of like can we stop them before
it gets out of hand?
I do...
I have not seen a single Scripter on NA.
I'll say this.
I haven't seen a single Scripter on NA
since,
uh...
Since Vanguard
got implemented
I haven't seen a
like personally
I haven't seen
a single scripter.
But obviously like i'm you know not
i'm not playing in like, I mean, I guess I'm not playing in, like... I mean,
I guess I'm
playing in Masters
and Scripters
are in Masters
a lot.
But...
I haven't seen
a lot of Scripters
personally.
The Scripter got banned by a guy in high elo? I mean, then Vanguard's doing its job right if it is banning shit.
There are ways to bypass Vanguard right now.
Like, I know for a fact there's ways to do it.
You know what's kind of sad?
I think I've told you guys this story, right?
I'm pretty sure I've told this to you guys before.
There was a guy I was playing with last split
This was like two weeks
before Vanguard came out, right?
And I was queuing up with him on my
off-stream account and he was
a... He's a scripter.
And I played with him one game,
and I added him because he knew who I was
so I added him and I was like hey
what are you gonna do when VanGun
comes out? Like I was just trying to talk to him right
cause he wasn't a douchebag. He was like... He was a cheater
but like he was weirdly
nice. I mean don't
get me wrong. I reported him.
Just to clarify right now before you think of an asshole.
I reported the guy. But there's only so much i can do right so i just
added him to have a discussion after reporting him and he was like he was like yo uh vanguard
only gets the cheap scripter software so if you're if you're not using like the top-of-the-line script or software.
So if you're not using the top of the line scripting software,
Vanguard gets it 100%.
But he was telling me that there's
software that can bypass
Vanguard because people do it in Valorant.
That's how he was telling me, right?
Because Vanguard has been
in Valorant for a while.
So he was like,
there are scripts
and aim bots and things
that can bypass Vanguard,
they're just extremely expensive.
So you're still going to have people scripting
and cheating in the games. They're just going to be paying more...
Before Vanguard,
you could just download a script for free, he was saying.
You could just download shitty scripts and maybe
you'd get caught, maybe you wouldn't but they worked is what he was saying. He said those
scripts would essentially be good enough to get like average players
to masters or whatever, right?
But now it's like,
now that Vanguard is out you can still script.
but it's just way,
way harder because you have to download a lot
of software and you have to
set it up in your computer a way
where Vanguard can't detect it or something.
There's something weird with it.
I talked to this guy for like an hour about this shit.
Because I thought it was interesting,
right? Because I was like...
This is my only chance to talk to a scripter who's
like... He seems like he doesn't get...
You know what it was? The reason he was being nice to me
If you guys actually want to know and I can prove this by the way
Because I took screenshots of what he typed to me because if I thought it was funny
So I can prove this but he was the reason i thought it was so funny
was because uh he was asking me to report directly to riot like he was asking me to report directly to Riot.
He was asking me to go into the
LPP Discord and send
Riot... He was snitching on his fellow
scripters that he didn't like.
He linked me
nine accounts in Masters that were all scripters,
and he was like, all of these people are awful people. You should get them banned.
And he just snitched on all of them.
I was like, bro, this guy is goaded.
He's talking
to me about how they're scripting
that... He wasn't flaming me.
He didn't try and gaslight either.
My favorite part is like,
I respected him because he didn't gas light.
He literally just said yes,
I'm a scripter.
He was like yeah, I'm a scripter. He was like, yeah,
I'm a scripter.
I'm not worried about Vanguard because I have the expensive
version of the scripts.
I do this for a living.
He was basically saying
he scripts for a living.
He makes money off
of scripting to like
Grandmaster challenger
he showed me three accounts that he had in challenger at that moment he had
three separate accounts and i looked him up and i trusted him
because they were all accounts with only zary
it was literally only zeri played on every account,
and he had like 90% win rates in Challenger.
And he was like all I want you to do
is make sure you report these accounts
and they linked me like 10 accounts, the link to Riot.
And I thought it was absolutely fucking hilarious.
Like, I couldn't stop laughing. You know what I did really enjoy?
Not a lot of people
know this, but you know the software that lets you see like the champ select or whatever?
One thing I thought was really...that I really enjoyed with Vanguard is that
The first week Vanguard came out,
Twitter exploded because tons of people were getting banned
because that's a third-party software and Vanguard detects it.
So people were getting two-week banned off of their Champ Select thing
that showed who was in Champ Select.
And I was loving it, man.
I was all for it.
People were like, dude, that's not fair.
Why am I getting banned?
I never bought other scripted.
And I'm like, do you use the fucking third-party cheating software?
And they're like, yeah. And I was like, do you use the fucking third-party cheating software? And they're like, yeah.
And I was like...
Deserved.
Guess I've got banned by it?
Yeah, deserved.
Wait, that Lee Sin just ward jumped! Okay we're not in Kansas anymore.
That guy just ward jumped to auto me Dude, I can safely say that I never used the champ select screening thing, and I'm happy that people who did use it got bans. See, I feel bad. Like...
See stuff like that makes me feel bad man.
Cause like what if this Diana just got home from their
7 hour shift at work and they're just trying to play a game
with their friends.
But at the same time, Riot's system says that I have to play five normals before i can play League of Legends again.
So,
I feel bad. There should be an outlier.
I should, like...
There should be a timer.
Like if it takes me nine months or whatever
like if I don't play on the account for nine months
I should be able to just skip this.
I just feel bad right now. Like i think i made the Diana AFK
Yeah, like I made the mid afk
Now I feel really bad man
God damn it!
No, I agree.
I don't think...
I think if you're
chatbanned
you should not be able
to go into games
with new players.
Like, if you're...
My account's level 40, right? This account's
a very early account, but it's level 40.
I should never be
able to play with a new player ever.
Just ever. I just shouldn't. Like, I don't know how Riot fixes that but I shouldn't be able to play with new players
four foot ten i mean i i don't have any control over it
it's the enemy team. But yeah, I mean it. I don't think you should
be able to play with... Like Riot should not subject normals players to chat band people
like if you get it should be even worse like as i'm doing this while
chadband okay i i'm gonna advocate for this right now
and this is like i'm chat band so i i i this would affect me
i just want to make that clear i think riot
shouldn't should put all of the chat banned people...
You would have to wait in long queues if you get chatbanned,
To play with other chatbanned people.
So it'd be double the punishment, right?
So it'd be like...
Like, instead of putting me in a game
with people who are literally brand new
to the game and forcing me to shit on
fucking bronze players
so that I can play ranked again,
you should just
put me in a game. Make it
a 30-minute queue.
I guarantee
if you made chat restrict
a 30 minute queue, I would never
fucking type again.
Even in my most heated moments
I would be like Geronimo remember that time you had to wait four hours
to do five games you don't want to do that again like it would be like trauma
right Right?
So it's like, why not do that?
Like, I should be punished because I'm chat restricted.
And there should be something that punishes you for that. punished because I'm chat restricted.
Right? And there should be something that punishes you for that.
But putting me against people
that are just playing after
one or two games of normals after work
or what if these people are brand new to the game
and they're just learning League because one of
their friends asked them to play League or something, right?
The friend's like, hey, you should
learn League. And he's like, sure, I'll try it out.
And like, you go versus me
like chat restricted on a Smurf sure i'll try it out and like you go versus me
like chat restricted on a smurf
in a normal game and like i just
kill you before the lane starts
like i don't want to be here i don't
want to be doing that but i don't have a choice because i was
toxic so because i was toxic i'm punishing new players.
Like that
to me seems really fucking
stupid.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? That is why Riot's like, oh new players don't come to League.
It's because the new player experience in League is awful.
Like, it's actually awful.
Like, the new player experience
in League of Legends is fucking horrendous.
... fucking horrendous. Like,
that's what I'm saying. It's like, dude,
I'm okay with admitting I should be punished
because I deserve it.
I was toxic, right?
But I just just feel bad man
because if these guys were also assholes i wouldn't feel bad
like you guys know you can go back in my VOD three hours ago.
And I was telling people to not wake up tomorrow.
Right? In-game.
I was like dude, I don't want this guy to wake up in game tomorrow because he was being such a piece of shit in the Diamond game, right? You can literally
go look it up in the VOD three hours
ago. And at the same time
like
if you're... But if you're new and
you're trying your best and you just want to have fun
Like, I'm okay with shitting on people who are awful
Like, I'm okay with
Shitting on douchebags, right?
Somebody gets chat restricted and I'm chat restricted
I'm okay with shitting on that guy because we're both assholes
but like i don't want to fuck with the innocent guy man
by the way the only reason i'm whining about this so much is it's like this
shit actually kind of bothers me.
Like
I'm not just trying to play this
Like
This empathy card
Or something
It's always bothered me.
It's why you guys Don't see me smurf On accounts Like, this shit actually- it's always bothered me.
It's why you guys don't see me smurf on accounts that aren't in Diamond or Masters.
When was the last time you saw me smurf on any account that wasn't in Diamond or Masters masters it's like never right like years i'm talking
like like years ago
and it's because i don't like ruining the experience for new players. Dude, everybody's so nice man.
Fucking A.
Dude, I'm going to hell.
Like there's a nice spot in hell with Geronimo's name on it, man.
I'm going to hell.
Like I'm I'm going to fucking hell man Like, I want you guys to look at this.
Do you think this is fun for anybody?
Like, be realistic.
This is a 26 minute game.
Was this fun for a single human being in this game?
I did 84,000 damage in 26 minutes and got two pentakills.
I didn't have fun!
Nobody else was having fun!
Like... Like, there's no way! Right? Look at this.
It's like I was playing a co-op versus AI bot game.
I just feel bad.
I had more kills than I think both teams combined.
27,
31.
I had
33 kills and both teams combined
at 34 without me.
So it's 34
kills to 33.
Okay. So it's 34 kills to 33. It's just not good.
The only reason I'm doing this is because I want to do my unranked Challenger on this account.
Like, I wanna prove to you like rejects...
Or not-not you guys but like THE rejects
I wanna prove to YOU THE rejects
That I can get Challenger in my main account.
My Geronimo accounts too hard stuck and my other accounts,
uh,
I don't wanna play on world first
i mean i guess I could play on this one.
Right?
I guess I could play on this account.
My nobody really accounts. This account had a bit of a loose streak too.
I haven't played on this account in a month.
But, I mean...
I guess I could play on this account.
I just don't want to.
I guess I could, though.
I think this was a different... This is my other account that's no longer... Oh, no. This is my account now.
This is the account I play with friends on. Like, I duo with friends on this account.
It's like High Emeralds.
I don't have an account below High Emerald MMR.
I refuse to play below higher worlds
like the last time i remember i played
the last time i played below like diamonds on a smurf was when...
Dude, these people are too nice man.
They're too nice.
I don't know what to do.
I'm going to hell. I'm going to hell.
They're too nice. They're too nice.
I'm going to hell. Like, this is crazy.
Ugh... We're on game four, man.
Ugh... I'm going to hell.
100%. The main map is too small compared to the map cover?
Ah, that's probably true actually.
Wait why am I using a map cover in normals?
That's kind of worthless huh?
This guy playing mid Ashe? Hey! Wait, this Ashe is autoing me.
Okay, this Ashe might be a little bit better than Bronze.
He's taking smart trades.
Wait, I might actually be able to have fun.
I don't know, we'll see.
If he doesn't back up no never mind
you know what i'm not gonna be able to have fun i take it back
nevermind Nevermind.
Dude, you know what's actually kind of funny?
I think Xayah might be OP right now.
Like, I think Xayah might be an OP AD that I haven't looked at in a while.
Like lowkey.
I saw some high level people playing her and she actually seems pretty good.
What do you all think of this game? This is a normal game and I'm going to hell.
That's all you need to know.
I am doing my Riot mandated punishment
by shitting on new players so that I can play ranked. And I'm going to hell, so.... I got chat restricted in February on this account. And I can't play ranked until...
I do my Riot-mandated...
Toxic shit.
Like, surely this is more toxic than whatever the fuck I said.
Like...
Like straight up, this has to be more toxic than whatever the fuck I said. Right? Like, this has to be.
...
... February? Oh no, this is just one of my accounts I don't play on. Like, I have a thousand other accounts.
My main's not restricted.
My smurf isn't restricted. Worldforce isn't restricted but like world force isn't restricted
geronimo's not restricted well geronimos like chat restricted but
that's like a year and a half or whatever
that was from like a year no that was actually from over a year ago.
I don't know if Geronimo will ever get un-chat restricted, I have no idea.
Like, I'll be real...
I can't even remember when I wasn't chat restricted on that account.
Didn't it get unrestricted in April?
No! So this is the fun,
this is the fun part.
The day it was supposed to get unrestricted
it just re-restricted me until
January 1st of
2025.
I didn't even get to...
Nothing happened. It was just like, you have a new one.
I'm like, oh.
Okay.
My apologies.
I will improve.
That account's honor is actually high again.
Like what? is actually high again. Like, low-key that account's an honorable account.
I get rewards! I just can't type because it's been so
fucking long. so No, this account
I'm not chat restricted.
I mean, like I I'm not chat restricted.
Like I said, I got chat restricted on this account like six months ago, whatever February was...
But I just never did the games to get unrestricted. I think this is the first time I've seen an invade. The Sona Smolder Invade was not something that was on my bingo card. so I don't know man This ashes movements not that bad
He's probably at least gold.
I would put this guy like, gold maybe?
He's not the worst player well he's
not he's definitely not like iron
but he's moving his character
and he's like actually kind of auto-spaced me once.
Where he had the advantage and auto spaced me a single time.
He also built Cole which is kind of impressive.
Because he knows what Cull is.
So maybe I don't feel as bad. I'll just stay until i get my fucking item.
I mean dude like i said, i'm just gonna be delusional.
What I'm going to do is I'm just going to mute every...
Hey! Where's the stun timer?
I'm just going to be
delusional when I finally
get to play ranked.
I'm just going to mute all every game and i'm gonna pretend
that everybody's really nice and wholesome so we're just going to be like ultra delusional so Like somebody pings me, I'm gonna be like
Oh he's pinging me because
I made a cool play
Not because he wants me to kill myself.
Smiley face.
Oh, no! Let me get in there.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie.
It is hard to be an actual good role model in the League community
because everybody's such a piece of shit
Because it just gets you you. Once you play League for like...
Hours and hours, months at a time and days
The toxicity seeps into your balls.
Like, it just feels so bad.
I got you, Ashe.
I won't let you die to the turret.
I got you, bro. I got you. Yeah, Broxa? There's a few. Broxah is really nice.
Sturgeson is's really nice. Xerxes is also really nice.
Like, Xerxes is nice, Broxah's nice...
There are a few other people that I can't think of right now but there are a few streamers that are pretty nice
like even with all the toxicity but i mean i've seen broxa loses minds
like i've seen bruxa lose his mind to toxicity too.
And Broxah is like one of the nicest fucks in the League community.
I've seen him lose it, to people being toxic.
Even like... Like, even the most pure
mental players
will lose their minds sometimes.
Azap's really nice. I think azap just has like ridiculously good mental
like i don't know what's up with that guy's mental but his mental is like the
best mental of anybody i've ever seen in my life.
Like he can somehow
no matter what
the game state is
never get upset
or he gets upset
but he like
doesn't show he's upset in
game. Like he'll whine on stream or something.
He's definitely
a mental fucking monk.
Also, he's just weird...
Like, what?
Also, I have no idea how the fuck...
I don't know.
That was weird.
Uh,
I have no idea how the fuck
Azab gets the challenger
on the world's worst champion.
Oh see,
this is, see? This is...
See, like...
Guys.
This is what I'm used to, right?
Like, this is good.
Right?
Like, now I feel like
I'm at home in League of Legends.
Right?
Report Ashe. Report Shaco racist. Okay. legends right report ash report shako racist like see this is what now we're getting into league
right like this is there you go
see now i feel better about shitting on them.
Because like
I know they're pieces of shit.
So like
Now I don't feel as bad.
See that's what I needed
I needed them to be assholes in all chat so I knew they were douches.
Because now I feel good about it. Like they deserve it. But like before, you know? They didn't deserve that okay This guy just said it's okay our jungler has no brain.
My Darius then? okay our jungler has no brain my darius then
like real talk though like why are we flaming guys i'm hitting their nexus.
Why are you guys flaming each other?
I'm literally hitting their nexus.
What happened to the, like, three games ago where i had the people who like
the one dude was like fucking learning the game for their
boyfriend or some shit like bring that guy back right like i
want i want that guy to come back what happened to that guy girl whatever is i don't know tissue
paper pigeon or whatever the fuck people are
you know like that person i want that person my game I Dude, I miss when...
I genuinely miss when... Uh...
When League League's always been toxic, but I miss when League was
more like personable.
I don't know how to phrase it.
Like, when League was more
kind of AP Soraka?
Bro, what the fuck?
Well, our Trist is plat.
Bro?
No wrong. Social, I don't know.
I kind of wish it was more social.
Like, even when people were toxic
the game was more fun when people always
talked to each other.
Nowadays
League has turned into this wasteland of just... nobody communicates with each other ever. Because everybody's scared of getting banned.
Like, unironically I think Riot adding really strict chat restrictions...
...I think it unironically made people more toxic
because you can get banned for just saying stupid shit.
Like, not even- like, you could ban it from being toxic and that's fine...
But sometimes people will get banned for just...
Saying dumb shit.
Not always, like I- just so you know, like...
...I know people in chat like to cope and say like, Geronimo that's me! i said oh my god have a nice day and i got perm
bands no you didn't okay you said oh my god have a nice day and then you said the n-word five times
like don't don't be don't pretend you know like don't pretend that's you like that's not no but there are people
that will like accidentally trigger it so So Anytime a chatter says I was banned I'm like, no you're not. I'm just gonna go ahead and do it.
Anytime a chatter says
I was banned unfairly
I know that they are lying
Just letting you know
Like if a twitch chatter goes
Geronimo
I got banned for two weeks unfairly. I'm like no you didn't know you didn't it's so rare.
Like I don't think people fully understand just how rare it is
for like outliers of people getting banned that don't deserve
to be banned. It's incredibly
rare.
I think
I've gotten banned when I didn't deserve it one time in 10,000 games of League.
One time. And I messaged riot and they lifted my band because i if i remember correctly
uh it was a game where i was getting dove and fanboyed by the enemy team like
crazy i had like 13 deaths or something i went like 1 13 and 0.
and i got uh ticketed so my account got banned.
And I just messaged Riot the next day
and then banned my accounts
because I told them to watch the VOD
because in the VOD,
I was still trying to win.
I ended up taking four turrets or something it
was obvious i wasn't trolling and that might be like the only time.. All right, last game.
Last game. Let's make this one quick
so we can get to ranked.
I don't want to beat up on gold players no no we're getting into the elo we're Nah, nah, nah.
We're getting into the ELO where these people are like...
You saw it last game?
Everybody was being toxic, right? Like that Ash trolled
and some guy...
See, we're getting into the ELO now where
these people are
actually assholes
so I don't feel
bad about shitting
on them.
Like we're getting into the MMR range where we're playing against like
people that aren't terrible.
So...
I feel less bad about gapping them because they're just toxic.
Ashe tilted because of
skill gap?
Yeah, but the fact he was being a toxic fuck
doesn't like... You can tilt
because I'm better than you.
Like that's fine.
But Like, that's fine. But like... when you're being
toxic- a toxic fuck, like c'mon
Like just be Why'd you be tilted? Just don't say anything. so Minions have swarmed. Maybe we should shoot faster!
The first rule of League was to blame jungle, and she did.
Yeah, and this was her jungler.
Her jungler was level fucking six.
So Ashe was level 161. Ashe was level 161
blaming the level 6 player.
So yeah, I think the ash is a moron No, I have uh...I have IRL friends that have never been banned.
Like they're pretty wholesome nice people so Oh. I think i'm dead.
Wait, that Trundle did a good combo. He auto-queued.
That was well played! Nice job!
Oh... That's quite well played. Wait, wait, I'm gonna get Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna get solo killed.
Okay.
Listen.
Listen!
I was one-handing the...
Listen.
Okay?
That wasn't my fault.
I was drinking,
and I tried to like... reposition. so Dude, I'm never gonna live that down. They're gonna draw. Remember that time in that normal game?
That you got solo killed by a fucking level 5 player?
I don't know, but no.
I don't.
But I will remember.
I will never forget.
The North never forgets. uh What are you doing?
Yeah, what television shows
are you guys watching right now?
You guys watching anything cool?
I said earlier, I started uh... I started rewatching Game of Thrones because it was kind of fun. Or I forgot how good it
was and I wanted to like remind myself. And yeah, it's pretty good. It's a shame it ended at season six. one huh By the way, I just want to point something out.
Okay?
Just to like...
Because I can't prove this any other way than
like this.
Just remember if you guys ever say stuff
like geronimo like whenever i'm teaching
you guys by the way i get i get told this a lot when i'm
teaching you guys where i'll have like a silver player or
a gold player or some shit or a bronze player they'll be like
geronimo if you did that in my elo it wouldn't work
like i'll do something and i'll say this is how you're supposed to do this right
and then people will be like no that doesn't work in my email
i just want you to understand like i dropped a double pentakill
12 cs a minute.
33 kill game against silver players.
You guys genuinely
are silver because you belong there. Like, just... understand that, okay?
It's hard
to explain but like, you guys have to
... but like you guys have to
you just gotta understand that type of sometimes so I might have let him back.
I'm not gonna fuck with this back,
I would feel bad.
You have to assume nobody has mechanics well no
what I'm saying though
is like
mechanics are
no mechanics
right
it's still
that's part of
playing league
having mechanics
is part of
playing the game
so if you guys are in silver and you're drawing them on Like, having mechanics is part of playing the game.
So like if you guys are in silver and you're like Geronimo none of my teammates would have made this play with you
If I did the same thing
I'm like well I mean...
You're just wrong
Like that's what i'm trying to get at right? It's like people were just wrong. Like, that's what I'm trying to get at, right?
It's like people are just wrong.
Like anytime you make an excuse
for being stuck in whatever elo you're in
and if it's not Masters
If you're not stuck in low Masters
that is the only elo I will allow
people to make excuses for being stuck in.
That is literally
the only elo I will allow
because
you can be in low masters and genuinely be stuck. That elo is miserable. Miserable.
I watched QTpie sit in low masters for a thousand games last season,
and then he went up to 1000 lp challenger in a week that that elo is a pit of hell that no man deserves
i would not wish games of low masters on my worst enemy.
I'm just dead, huh? Wow. That was well played.
No, like straight up though it's actually a circle of hell.
Who wins between a Fiddle and a Warwick? They're both just healing.
I guess we found out! up where's the action up
yeah i found the fid. What's up bro?
What do you guys think Fiddlesticks name is outside of Fiddlesticks? Like if he had like...
If Fiddle had a name that wasn't fiddle what do you what would you call
him
you know like a normal name
is he like a Robert?
Aw, he's not a Steve. No way.
Fiddle does not give me Steve vibes. Austin? What are you trying to say?
I don't think Fiddle gives Austin vibes. Austin gives me vibes of like really good at League, tall, handsome...
Just a really intelligent awesome cook.
That's like the vibes I get from Austin you know?
I'm staying in an enemy team. Young, too.
Like really young.
You know?
Not 30. Not know? Not 30.
Not 33,
like 17.
Like just...
Like a young powerful fucking
unit of a human.
That's ag the Austin vibes, you know? I'm gonna get ulted by Fiddle in about five seconds.
Wait! Nooooooo! Your team has destroyed No!
Austin gives me 5-2 vibes.
That's... that's... there is no way. You're just incorrect.
That's just incorrect. so Yo, what's up Warwick? Thanks man.
We're seeing it bro. so so so so so uh has been slain an enemy has been slain
what's your guys favorite name what would it be this guy says Ben.
I wonder if that's his name?
Is everybody's favorite name their own name? There is no way.
Right? There is not way everyone's favorite name is their own name. Well, some people have to hate their name
Like there's got to be somebody out there
Is Because, like, you don't have any control over it, right?
Like, your parents could troll your ass off when you're
at birth and you're just like
my name is stupid.
They could literally just name you stupid
and you would just be stupid.
You just have to deal with that.
You are
stupid until you can name change.
What's the legality behind name changing, by the way?
I'm actually curious.
Like do you have to be a certain age? Or is it all just like... Parents can tell you that you can do it if you're below 18.
You have to have parental- Yeah sure, you can change his name Dude, what are Elon's kids names?
Aren't they actually super fucking weird so oh you want to troll this fucking kid super hard your team has destroyed a current shut down so I was trying to end this game um
my adhd is kicking in and i'm starting to get like
bored let's try on this Bored.
I'll try and end this.
Sure way to win this, right?
Well... you know
A three item yordle is no match for a spinny man.
I think I was outplayed.
Dude, I can't believe I lost that!
That's actually crazy.
Teammate? Phage? Steel Caps... I was up two levels. He was level 11 when I fought him.
So I was up 2 levels.
I landed every spell? I didn't have ult, I guess but...
Damn! I thought I could just stat check him.
Straight up! I thought I could 100% just stat check his ass.
... so so Fuck, dude their spawn timers are so slow. so Wait, wait I suck.
What you got this? I believe in your setup.
Nice try. Ooh.
Okay, let's see it, Senna. Give it to me?
Oh!
Give it to me, Senna!
Oh shit, the movement!
Oh, the spacing! Let's go!
Come on! all the spacing let's go so let's go so so Oh my god!
Wait, that guy just outplayed me. so What? Wait, what? No.
Wait for Harold? Why?
Why am I waiting for the Herald? Wow. Report. What do you mean?! What did I do?
You wanted to watch Shelly dance?
Ah.
But the Herald was top!
Like how...
It had to go through like five turrets how would he have gotten there All right.
I think it's time we play some ranked i'm gonna get some water though i'll be rb
there's an ad playing right now anyway so half the stream is watching that ad............ Fuck! Oh, whatever.
I'll be right back........ Oh, okay. I'm back. Sorry. I'm back. I'm back.
Oh yeah! I wanted to watch this thing on Twitter.
One of the other like high, high-yellow coach people
made a video on
Agur and AFKing his game.
He made, like,
a commentary video
on Agur and AFK-ing that game.
Because there was this Reddit thread about, oh,
Agur and AFK'd the game because some guy was controlling him.
Yeah. okay Yes, thank you. Listen this is something that I think makes me really frustrated because Riot has this idea
that it's okay to play League, quote unquote your way. Right?
The problem with that is when your way
like intentionally forces every other person to play around
your way of playing, it is a griefing way to play the game.
Like if your way of playing the game only works
if every single other person on your team plays around you
correctly.
That's not a good...
That's not fair
to your teammates, right? That's shitty.
It's really shitty because then everybody is like,
you're not enjoying the game.
If I have a guy who's saying – this was back to the –
do you guys remember back in – is like maybe seven years ago five
years ago.
I don't know when this was but like the Timo thing
with that Timo guy who got into the argument
with nightblue,
and it was all over Reddit right?
And it was because like the Teemo guy
was literally walking top every single game.
Yeah Nubrak!
He was walking top he's playing Teemo support
and he would walk top every game
and just AFK in the lane and stealth every single game
you played.
And it was like ruining everybody's games because
everybody has to play around that now,
right?
Like your AD carry didn't sign up to have to 1v2
the lane with a Teemo sitting top.
Your top laner didn't sign up to be like
1v2ing
because this guy wants to sit in their lane and
soak their XP blah blah blah
and he doesn't say...
He didn't say he was going to do it in champ select.
He just does it every game where he did it, right?
I feel like that play style,
it's so unhealthy because Riot
allows stuff like that to happen.
And then if a Gurren doesn't want to sit in the game
with somebody doing that, so he leaves?
Now, a Gurren is punished
because he didn't want to spend 25 minutes of his time
playing a game out
that he would have had to specifically
play around that player griefing.
I'm
with Agurin leaving the game,
personally. Like, I know that's kind of a weird
toxic take, but I don't think it's okay for people to like play champions
like this off meta play styles and then if it goes badly,
your teammate just has to suffer.
Because you want
to play how you want to play. It's just really stupid.. yeah so Yeah.
Exactly.
This is what I'm saying.
If you want to play an off meta champion in a lane that's fine right there is nothing wrong
with that like it sucks like obviously like if you want to play teemo support you can play teemo
support if you're playing support, that's the
thing that I think people... Because you can dodge that, right?
Like if I don't want to play with Timo's support, I just dodge.
But like
if that guy is going into the game and I'm like
hey fuck it, maybe this Timo's support is good and then he sits top the game, and I'm like, hey, fuck it. Maybe this Teemo support's good.
And then he sits top the entire game
and ruins the entire game
and your idea going into the game
was that you were gonna have a support
and now you don't
because he has a different playstyle?
That is something that... He's just toxic like it's up
that's like something i'm trying to get through you guys
because yeah that's a that's a very shitty playstyle.
Okay.. Exactly.
This is what I'm saying. It's like...
There's some games
are just not playable, right?
Like
he cannot
physically play the game right now.
Like, his bot side camps are not up, right?
This is like the only way he can get gold.
He can't walk into the enemy bot side to take camps when shit like this is happening?
Because look at the enemy mid.
It's 5-0.
The enemy, like...
fucking Leona could just roam.
There's no way for him to play the game.
Yes.
Hmm! I have not watched this before, by the way.
Listen, listen, before you guys try and expose me i have never watched this video
i have never watched this. But I knew
this was exactly the same
thing.
It is not okay to have these
off-meta playsty styles if your team does not want
to play with this. Yes, it was awful.
It was absolutely terrible.
Yeah, it sucked.
It was awful. so See, this is the issue that I have with the League community.
People...
Hold on. I was going to flash the video....... Okay. See. Okay.... I'm going to go ahead and do this. nice you can send a bill to my uncle Welcome to Summoner's Rift. I'm at my best when the world's on the brink of a disaster. 30 seconds until minions fall. yeah
i rarely know what i'm looking for, but I always find it.
Minions have spawned. Anyway.
Like I was saying,
I think it's stupid that we...
That like the League community will
demonize people for not wanting to waste
their time, but they ignore
the people that are doing the griefing
that caused the waste of time
to begin with.
That's all I was going to say i think it's stupid I hate the word
or procured.
Don't make me feel like God damn it.
Huh! uh so What the fuck? How am I missing so much CS? Hold on, what is going on?
My brain hurts.
What the fuck?
... but i haven't lost my reward uh so uh uh What the fuck did I just watch?
Hold on, something weird is going on with my mouse. mouse What is happening?
My mouse dying? The fuck?
Like straight up, I don't know what that was.
How weird.
Wait, they actually backed at a good timer? Wow.
I hope it's fixed.
Feels better.
Definitely feels better than it did.
That was really weird. It was like hyper...
I don't know how to put it, it was like fucking with the speed.
So I couldn't control my mouse speed as well.
It's really awkward. Whoa. They got flashed on me?
Ooh, okay.
I think we should have killed that guy when he flashed on me just now, but...
Oh I'm dead. I'm just bad 100%.
I was not paying attention to that.
Ooh, I gotta lock in! I'm like...
Getting shit on because I'm autopiloting.
Trying to figure out what's going on with my fucking mouse.
I gotta walk in, though.
Like nothing changed! Hold on. I'm just unplugging it really quick and seeing if I can't get all of you to be supporting me. hmm Hmm.
I'm gonna have to play a little bit more passive until 6.
That first fuckup with my mouse, where I just sort of inted and got Seraphine killed...
Like, I got her killed too.
Because she committed to the fight, then I wasn't paying attention and I died to TF. On a good note, we're still in a good spot though.
We have almost our entire turret so...
We have Dragon, we have almost their entire turret.
We are chilling. I just have to
focus up
Pretty sure Shaco is bot right now. I maybe should have pinged the Shaco. Maybe that's my bad. so so so uh uh Gotta be careful, because the TF can just ulti bot right now.
Yeah we gotta back off because TF can come.
TF could go top here too. If Smolder stays, we can probably kill him.
It depends on that.
Because we can kill him, but she has to land her ulti on him.
Oh! Ulti him!
Ooh, I just missed
two of my spells
on a guy who was ulted.
Ooh, Seraphine also missed her spells. that's not good. Don't do it! Don't do it! I don't know if they can actually shove that in... Maybe
they can? Man, I am playing kinda bad.
It's okay though.
I think it's cause I'm fucking... first of all, I haven't played ezreal in like a month and a half
not 80. i've played him mid but i haven't played him in a week
i gotta shake off the rust i'm playing like the hardest mechanical ad
and my fucking mouse fucked up early
I lost my early game.
I'm just bad.
Ah, we chillin'. ah which one though um Hmm, gotta be careful of Tiff.
I don't know where Tiff is so we gotta chill shago's bot too I don't know where Chaco is, I just know he's bots. Because I saw him for like half a second on that ward.
Okay, went mid. We're chillin'.
TF could still ult so we gotta be able to care.
If Seraphina has ult, we can probably just kill them with TF ults though so it's not that bad. wait someone made Ooh.
Sona with the mid gank out of nowhere!
Seraphine should just cheese this guy.
I mean, we could still get TFf games but if smolder stayed here
okay he didn't oh yeah i should have been more patient. Ooh, this isn't good.
That was really good though!
That's a good play.
Ooh, Ultrim?
Okay. Back up?
I'm gonna get my Triforce
This is a... I'm gonna get my triforce
This is a me fucking up the early game really put us behind
Because uh ezreal's like a champ that has the snowball.
That is really bad Nunu gank. He has no damage. all right we're gonna get back to it uh uh I'll come back later. so so so Whoa. Whoa!
I should have flashed sooner, I didn't know he was gonna burn me alive.
My bad.
We're still fine, but I definitely should've flashed that.
Because I thought he was going to back up. so so No time to waste! I'll take that down uh so I want to play really far forward but i can't
we envision We need vision.
Like, Seraphine needs to get some wards down. She has very low vision right now.
It's really hard for us to play her with such a lot of vision.
She is going to get ulted. she's gonna get olden yeah so. so uh um Dragon's up. I just don't know if we can fight it.
TF is top, so there's a chance.
We need to get... I don't know about this, man.
Like, I can't follow up on that.
Like, I really can't.
Uh oh!
Ooh, that was a really good rumble plank actually though. Like really, really good.
Yo... don't waste bolts on their support.
Just play with me and...me only.
Okay?
Sarah, don't R them in your decks.
I got this.
Let me play please. I got you but I need time. This role sucks. I want less time. is destroyed
like yeah my team's like gapped out of their fucking minds this game but
we can still win that's just how League works. so uh The beaten path is a boring path.
An enemy has been slain.
Get out! me uh uh i got to retrain my brain for it's actually kind of awkward. Oh no, what are you guys doing? They are just not having a fun time.
I'll be real, this rumble is way better than
ROF.
Okay. Oh, wow. Damn, I mean this game is my fault.
I could have easily snowballed this if I didn't fuck up my lane phase
because the enemy bot lane is not very good snowballed this if I didn't fuck up my lane phase.
Because the enemy botlane is not very good, but I couldn't push my lead and it's a
Sona so if you don't push your lead early, you can't really play the game right?
... Can't really play the game, right?
It's Mulder Sona.
So we have to win lane and I fucked up the level 2.
I don't know what it was.
I, like, unplugged my mouse and plugged it back in and my mouse is fine now.
Before though, it was like...
Like, it actually had something wrong with with it i don't know what it was
we're gonna get flanked by rumble so uh bad guys The problem is my Nunu has mentally given up already.
Damn, everybody on my team I think is mentally giving up already.
Damn.
I might have to play a different champ than Ez in this elo.
Like, I might have to play an even harder snowball champ
like this yellow like low diamond is not about anything other than like tilting your opponents This Rumble is actually not that bad by the way.
The Rumble's smurfing.
I see why he shit on our Olaf,
He's actually not bad.
Damn, that one misplay early...
Like I couldn't carry my team because they all tilted too hard.
Yeah, I think I need to play something more aggressive. Like, I have to really win lane in low diamonds
Because these people are like...
Low diamond is like low. They're both the same. If they get behind, they tilt incredibly hard. Like, they don't want to play levels of tilt if they get behind. because the enemy ad wasn't that good and the enemy sona was really bad
i just needed to uh not up my Airbnb. Okay. Let me see. Do I have every AD carry on this account?
I don't even know.
Because, I think when I'm going to play... accounts i don't even know
because i think what i'm going to play
if tristana's banned
i think i'm gonna play uh
i can play ezreal but
i have to play like actually perfect
to make ezra work cause you have to play like actually perfect To make Ezreal work
Because you have to pretty much 1v2 the lane
Like Ezreal's fine but you have to
Really make him work
To snowball in this elo.
So I could play for scaling too, like I could just go something like
I could just go something like Kaisa.
The problem with scaling is, you saw last game
if you try and play scaling versus scaling in this elo
You pretty much coin flip if your team's going to tilt before you can get out of lane.
So I have to push my lead by being a better player.
I could play Jinx too, or Ashe.
I'm gonna play Ashe actually.
I think Ashe would be really good in the silo
like if i play ash i can 1v2 everything without trying we'll get quirky too
i could buy lucian
okay i think we're good.
Zeri's not bad either but i'm not very good at Zeri.. Yeah, I mean...
Damn, I wish my mouse hadn't fucked up.
Like obviously the rest of the game
wasn't the mouse's fault, but like me dying at level
two to a Sona smolder.
Like it sucks.
Cause like when I,
when I went into fight my
mouse and like moved me
backward.
I didn't mean to.
Yeah. I didn't mean to. That was very unfortunate. Awesome. if i really wanted the power through this dog shit elo, I would just play mid-top.
I want to do it on AD.
But if you really want to power through this elo,
you just play mid-top every game and you just
shit on everyone.
Like, I could just play fucking Mundo or
Vayne top and just 1v9
and then mid you just play Trist Corki
but I don't really want to do that. All right, yeah we're fine.
So I was looking at the stats, I was like my.
I was trying to figure out like I was looking at the settings and I mouse since i'm not in queue.
I don't know nothing's off I don't know why it was maybe there was like something wrong with the connection because it's
like a wireless mouse but it's working after i re-plugged in
like it's like there's no issues maybe i just have to unplug
and plug it in again.
Everybody was always right.
You just unplug it and plug it in again,
and you're chilling.
Just like everybody...
Everybody always Just like everybody, everybody always said. So I think we'll go Trist or we'll go Ashe.
I can still play Ezreal in some matchups,
but I think the hardest carry champs right now is...
I just play Trist Ashe.
Okay. stash. Yeah,
that's what we'll do.
I don't know if I want to do Thank you. so okay What are you doing, dumbass?
What are you doing, cat?
What are you doing?
What?
You just giving away?
Yeah.
Haha! Dude, the way my cat lays... I need to take a picture of it sometime for you guys.
She lays completely on her back!
Like, my other cat hates being on her back
This cat lays directly on her back. This cat lays directly
on her back, feet straight up
in the air.
It is the funniest looking thing you could ever imagine.
It is so fucking funny.
Thank you.. Barrier's better than heal?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Barrier is a lot
better than heal.
I think barrier
is better on every AD
right now. Like, I think yourier's better on every AD right now.
Like,
I think you should just always default Barrier
instead of Heal
unless they have something
that you should cleanse.
Like,
that game they had Tristana
or that game they had
Poppy Vigar game they had Tristana, or that game they had Poppy
Vigar
I don't
remember what the rest of their comp was. It was like Poppy
Vigar something
But But you don't want to...
Heal's just not worth it.
If you want to take heal bot, your support should
take it.
... bot your support should take it barriers got too much value I kinda wanna ban Poppy.. Kind of feeling the poppy, man.
I kind of like it because
if there was a guy
who could play
Poppy supports,
it feels really good
picking or banning
it and then you can just play freely.
The only thing I hate
about Poppy support is that you can beat it
but it shuts down any aggression.
Leona doesn't shut down aggression
that hard because
let's say they go on my support right i can just
jump past her or let's say like they do go on me and i cleanse it i could just jump pastor right
like i can i can pretty much jump on the kaisa whenever I want when I play Trist.
But, when you play
versus Poppy
or there's some other champs
that do it too.
Zyra is another champion that like really disgusting when you're playing an all-in champ
right like xayah is a really good counter she like uh just completely mitigates all in and...
Yo, what's going on?
Why are everybody dodging?
What's happening here Like what is happening here?
Why are there 50,000 dodges?
Yes. This is wild. I think
there's different
you guys can like
let me know if this is true but I think
there's different
matchmaking during your placements.
Like,
it feels like
there is.
Because I'm in this accounts like d4
right we were playing a d4 game
but shouldn't be playing in a d4 game and having a five-minute queue
especially when we're playing ad because nobody plays id in the sealer
no nobody was in their placements in that game like i was the only one in my placements, it's just that
The game is taking forever to like find a match
That's-that was all I was worried about.
It's annoying.
Dude, what do you ban in this elo
by the way?
Like
what's OP?
I don't even know.
I don't know what's OP in a CLL.
I'm assuming anything that can just like hard snowball is broken as fuck in a CLL. Because like I said,
when people start dying in Diamond, they just keep dying.
They don't stop dying.
Let's see, I want Zeri. Nylah's pretty bad in every elo
like that champ is trash
I will never be scared of Nyla
in my entire life
unless you are literally
a challenger Nylah one trick
I don't think
I'm ever scared of that champ
it doesn't do anything
like it genuinely
just sits there.
They have to all in,
you have no options.
Like neither of this
issue is like
you literally
have to all in
but
the problem
is like
if you lose one all But the problem is, like...
If you lose one all-in on Ni'Vo your game's over.
So it's not worth it. If you're losing to Nyla,
you have a lot of...
You got all the problems happening in your games
if you're losing to that champ than
did
you think. Trust.
You definitely should not be losing to Nada.
Yeah. Well, if you haven't seen her why would you say NILA OP? What? hmm huh so here to charge Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Let's get this party started!
30 seconds until minions fall. I don't know about this... um Minions have spawned.. running home um me Not bad.
Okay, we got his flash. Not bad.
Should've just killed Zerath. Right when we hit level 2? Huh.
I don't know why he wouldn't go for the Xerath, because he had no flash. But that's okay. one shooting once Oh, I gotta be really careful. I have to dodge this next Seraph ability! so I should have just flashed over.
If i had flashed over right there, probably would have killed her. But I might've died to the Eaves so it's really hard to tell.
Is there a Might dash here? I need to go back ASAP.
The Eve can just kill me whenever she wants right now?
Well, I guess she can't because i have bomb but Man. so oh Ooh.
We could probably kill the Zerath, but Pyke's gotta land a good stun or a good stun. Or a good hook. Because he's too healthy for me to jump in and I haven't backed yet.
So, it's a little too hard.
Oh my god. So, it's a little too hard. Ooh I can't jump in on that, I'm too low. Sorry bro.
Oh he's dead.
Yeah if I go in on that I just die.
It's way too shitty.
I don't think they've warded this so we'll see.
They're just going to push this and I'm just gonna farm it and then back. so oh Oh, not the worst. I probably shouldn't have even pushed that though.
I should've just backed. Like actually though.
Dude uh... That first fight, I actually spaced kinda wrong on on this area but it's not too bad
when i got cleansed back up we're vibing they got no flash on uh one of them we should just try and kill him I kind of want to just jump on this area, because she's got...
I kind of wanted to jump on both. I'm pretty sure Eid could be bought right now maybe care I just need a point in the right direction.
Falling back! That looks good. so So Just kill Zarya. so so so so so dare you so so so What an absolutely wild little fucking game right there what was that Oh, wow. I'm getting a lot of damage. Why do I have to check this?
Oh.
My life has been slaving back. I mean, Zareph might hit six right now. He might just kill me I had to back because Eve could be bought and Xerath, etc.
I'm just sitting here grabbing my Kraken Slayer.
Probably lose a plate cause I had bad tempo, but
I was trying to greed my...
I was trying to greed that last
plate. It's literally one
fucking HP.
So I was trying to grid that so I could fuckin' get my item.
Ooh, well played! oh so Who is that?
Lissandra? Oh, okay. Alright well I mean
it's fine so so so okay
damn i kind of fucked up there.
I should've let Pyke stun him- er not stun him,
I should have jumped in when Pyke stunned him is what I meant to say.
I jumped late so I ended up giving the shutdown.
Might be... ended up giving the shutdown. Hmm, I actually kind of want to go mid here.
Towers are going to drop anyway, so I kind of want to go mid.
I'm going to go mid. Or he'll TP back. Okay, never mind.
That wasn't good.
I wanted him to TP bot bot but here's one of those so oh well 14 has destroyed I actually hit me with them.
Alright, we got back.
Eve can just come in. so Rikski, come on!
Easy peasy. so uh we Damn, I actually could have lived there. Pyke used this thing into the fucking Lissandra.
Alright, we'll put... Oh, what button?
Damn this game is fucking done.
My flickerblade? I mean it's Tristana's best second item.
Her uptime of spells was more important than the extra attack and speed you get from PD. So, you just go Flickerblade. Because it gives more value.
I'd rather do a second rotation of my E in a fight than auto a little faster or so Oh So I actually Oh.
Is that actually warded or is he just guessing?
Oh, he was just straight-guessing. Wow.
Okay... huh so so um so so Hmm. That guy got wiped right there. I'm going to go back and do this. um I need to go buy...
I can get my item, cool. Fuck.
The mouse was doing that thing again.
I guess I'll just have to unplug it and plug it in again I don't want to try and get this red but it might be greedy. sweet an enemy has been slain so so so so I'm going to try and get the so so so Damn. She actually one-shot me with that.
Oh well, it's not a big deal.
Ooh, Woppa. Well played. please
pretty sure it's just over.
Yeah, it's a bit over. Ooh! Well played Darius.
Kinda spicy right there. That was kinda slick.
Ooh you're dead though.
You did.
Still the well played.
We should just do Baron. so so he has no r i dare you to do it even though our so so so so so so so I gotta pad my stats!...... Oh shit, the set 12 artwork for TFT got released?
Hold on. Let me take a look at this.
Let me take a look.
Oh, that's kind of cool.
Morgana?
It looks like there's,
Like a...
Like a Halloween type theme.
Where they have,
Like witches.
Pengu's like a wizard.
They have, like,
Pengu Wizard, then they have like... Oh, it's magic and
I'm stupid.
Wait, Nunu is...
Wait it's B-Nunu.
Who's this? What is this thing? Is that just like a little legend? Briar? Oh.
I mean, that's kind of cool. Waze? way is a way as a confirmed champ. Okay, be b ice and frozen oh
interesting
dude i know a lot of people don't give a fuck.
I actually kind of like TFT though.
I fuck with it.
TFT is sick.
Like, I fuck with TFT. so i'm kind of excited for the new set because the last set is getting really boring.. Okay. you you. Oh, sure. I'll trade you. Mr. Top lane. Yo, I got you bro.
I will trade you. Okay. What do I want to play?
We have a Heimerdinger support.
Interesting.
I don't know how good Heimer support with TP is.
Oh, he's auto-filled.
I mean...
If he's auto-filled and picking Heim support maybe he plays Heimer.
Maybe he's a Heimer topper mid player right and he just got out of film which is totally fine like that's totally okay.
Alright, I'll be a wreath.
I'm gonna grab some more water and I need to eat something i haven't eaten anything today i gotta get some food in me. uh i don't think i need cleanse though short take barrier. So,.. Yeah, I probably don't need a...
I don't think I need cleanse this game.
Pretty sure if I have to cleanse something?
Uh, I'm already in a bad spot
not what i'm saying boys you know what i'm saying
yeah let me cleanse the unclenchable Malzar. For sure bro!
You're trolling. so so Welcome to Summon same strategy as before. I don't want to get shit on. I mean, if they face check that,
They're probably just gonna die.
I believe in you.
We just get them to face check this and then they just die and we're chilling
i believe in you.
I mean, I don't think it's very good but...
Because like they have to walk in. Is that the same Xerath or a different Xerath?
I don't know.
That is a different zareth
two xerath supports in two games the fuck that's kind of crazy Oh, nice try Maybe I should have gone on the Kai'Sa there instead of the Xerath. I was thinking that I wanted to go Xerath because he was already low, but I think that was a Kai'Sa jump. Hmm.
I wonder if we can just sit here?
Go for a kill.
I don't know if it's actually warded or not.
We should go help our graves though. So... Wow, that was very close.
I should have jumped in sooner.
Okay. I mean we 100% should try and dive these guys, no? This is wild. Like, Zerath has one HP.
I'm just gonna jump on him. Hmm.
How interesting, they actually are just staying.
This is some ego if I've ever seen it. Yeah, man, I mean,
I don't know what that was, bro.
You gotta not ego.
Okay. They don't push the wave without me there.
What are we doing?
Aw, smudge.
Don't do that! Come on! Okay. so My Graves hasn't actually backed yet. Normally, I wouldn't go help this guy on Dragon.
But I'm the one who typed it to him. So I'm gonna go help him.
Just cause like...I literally typed it to him.
So I'll feel bad if I don't go help them a little bit
normally i wouldn't but i think it's worth Pretty sure they have exhaust back.
That's why he is playing so far up. Pretty sure I killed him through exhaust though. so so so so so I'll take it. I had to commit once I started
egoing so
I was like
ah fuck it Like once I started egoing, so... I was like, eh fuck it.
Like once I egoed that shit
I just- I mean I had to commit at that point, so
It was what it was
What the fuck am I watching? Hello?
Okay, Heimerdinger is 1v1ing the Kai'Sa. Let's get it!
Let's see it, Heimer!
Uh...I think you're dead so I think that's on Graves. so okay Okay. Man, what are you people doing? What am I watching right now, guys? Come on. is Damn.
I'm bad.
I thought I could juke the, uh... Zarathult
Or not Zarathult, Zerathy It's all good
my bad so I don't have jump, and if knock goes on me right now, I'm probably going to die. We'll see.
Nocturne is in bot side?
I don't know where in botside he is, but he's definitely down here somewhere.
Might be up here yeah there is so Oh, that was actually a good play.
I mean hopefully we can just...
We could get a free dragon I mean, hopefully we can just...
We could get a free dragon.
Oh you fucker man. Zarek is poking the shit out of me man.
Oh, I'm just dead or what Damn it. I mean, I couldn't see where the Nocturne was so like...
Nocturne actually just shit on me because I couldn't see where the Nocturne was.
So like...Nocturne actually just shit on me because I couldn't fucking see.
Ooh. Heimer didn't ulti.
I think if Heimer had healed me when we were fighting here i could have
gone in and just killed
but in his defense he has one kp and he's auto filled so like
i'm not gonna be too critical of this guy, like he's very clearly autofilled.
You know what I mean? Like he's got 1kp...
He's not a support player so he's trying his best and I can respect that.
Like I got stunned by Zyra. That's my bad. We got two drakes.
We are vibing. What the fuck?
Dude, I don't know why but I can't see the stuns. Like...
I can't see the Stun Bar on any of my accounts.
I think it's a bug for this patch or something.
Because like, I haven't been able
to see a single stun bar.
It feels really bad.
Okay.
Something is warded over here, by the way. Like 100%. Because... Yeah, like he knew exactly where I was standing that whole time. So this is definitely more than that but i mean timo's doing a really good job top lane and uh uh Your team has destroyed a turret.
Your threat is in your favor.
An enemy has been slain.
The enemy has been slain.
Shut down the turret! uh so so It's going to be a harder game. I've gotten hit by too many things, and we definitely don't have... the best players.
So I'm just going to focus on improve.
We just focus on farm,
focus on turrets and
take objectives on timers when we're chilling. so so I don't know why Sylas came mid. That's really bad.
Like that's like super bad.
Cause it's like look at this, like... like so so so Cool, we got three drakes.
Stacking the drake is just like such a
really big thing right now. Okay
I don't know why Sylas just inted 1v2 into the enemy mid but
in the enemy mid, but... In the enemy AD. Okay.
One Q
just took 40% of my HP and he has
one item. That's
crazy, by the way like that's actually insane
but that should never happen in a billion years that's insane
oh no this is very bad i can't see and i
can't like play the game.
Yeah, that was a really bad play
because um...
... I couldn't see. We're definitely in a weird elo where my Sylas
and my Graves both just want to permanently
fight. And fighting is really
bad, so...
They just want to permfight, but perm fight is like the worst thing we could do right now. I gotta try and get bought through it.
This kinda sucks, I need to get Lord Dom's so i can actually
kill people on the enemy team but I also need BTs so that I don't just fucking die.
Oh, that was actually a roger.
Yeah, I need BT so I don't just die to fuckin'
oak. Cause the enemy team Yeah, I need BT so that I don't just die to fucking poke.
Because the enemy team is gonna be poking me.
I actually probably have to go IE this game because I have pickaxe and I don't think I should get BT. That guy has not ulted yet, so I can't really walk up. Ah!
Yeah he just flash-ard me. Couldn't do much.
Use your ult, Sylas! Use your Nocturne ult man!
What did I just watch? Okay nice.
Not the worst.
We didn't lose dragon.
We're not losing objectives or anything.
Not the worst.
The issue here is like I said
I'm the only one they're focusing and uh i need my team to play around me
we just need to play for dragon and play around the heimerdinger so so Ooh, this is not good.
They're gonna Baron.
I can't do anything.
I have to just push bot
because I came bot
to try and put some pressure
on the map
but I can't... I have to just take this turret.
I can't even go to Baron. Yeah they're gonna get it. Man, this is really rough.
I really need
items. The game is just exploding
too fast so I can't get
items because the game's exploding.
Right? Like they're just uh everybody on my team is fighting so so Holy fuck, no way.
Nocturne E'd my thing?
Kai'Sa went invis on my last auto?
Holy fuck, that actually
sucked.
Kaisa went invis. I flashed away from Malz
so he couldn't ult me, right? Like, I flashed out of
his ult range.
And then I...
I needed to just probably
try and kill the Nocturne.
Yeah, I think that was
the play. IE is so bad.
This item sucks.
I need Lord Dom's so much worse than IE.
Like, this item...
Like, I was hitting Kai'Sa just now with like fucking 50% crit autos, 300 AD or 275.
Kai'Sa was taking like negative damage,
I hit her with so much damage. so I cannot jump on this guy cuz those guys are fucking nothing I want to try and died of the fucking nocturne
i want to try and kill him it's just that like nocturnes hovering him
it's too hard This Sylas is not... He's really lost, man.
He does not know where he needs to be on the map right now.
Oh, he didn't even ulti? Man you- you didn't even get his ult?!
Damn. What the fuck, bro? so Oh, good kill
he died but he got a really good kill so They have so many wards just everywhere. so so so so um um okay i'm just dead oh maybe not
oh my god i couldn't see because right when we went in, Nock ulted the second we went in.
Oh my god... so God, that's so fucking tilting.
Like I had to go into the fucking bush.
Okay... Okay.
I mean, that was my fault. I shouldn't have gone into that area.
I should've just played the middle of the lane.
Like, I know that that's like a thing
that can happen right so i gotta stop doing that I mean, I'm so incredibly strong.
I can 100% win this game for my team if i can uh see
we should just sit here and and well we should start baron actually you know
what let's do this so It was actually huge. I can't see.
No way! NO WAY!
He fucking E'd so late.
I'm so bad.
Why would you E, like,
so late, bro?
You're seeing me auto you
and you're like,
his reaction time was
so bad!
Oh, we could have done Baron.
Like I actually just outplayed myself.
Push mid.
Pushing mid. Oh, my Graves is definitely dead.
Or Heimer, one of them.
Fuck, I might have thrown...
Because I flashed into him.
If I kill him, I kill Trundle too and then we just get Baron in the game but...
Damn.
I'm just like slightly messing up mechanics Damn.
I'm just like slightly messing up mechanics, and it's really fucking us because we're so far behinds.
On a good note, I have six items so that's good. Also not being able to see is so fucking annoying.
Like holy motherfuck it's AIDS not being able to fuckin see shit. so no fucking way, man!
God! It's so
annoying. For the last
time, play with me and Teemo.
Sylas? Oh or Forfeit.
Because you're all low elo awful players.
Go come climb, suckers.
God, stuckets! Man I messed up two things that game and we lose.
Nah, I'm playing mid. It's mid to chow. I can't be bothered to play AD carry.
This role is too trash.'s two dog shits you
get hymer supports you get guys afk mid 15 k 3 and 10.
you up again mr graves silas i will make you rue the day dude i can't man how is the zelo this hard you're always playing with a retard
you're playing with multiple retards actually you're playing with like
heimerdinger support and then you're playing with like your jungler's a
and then your mid laners also your top laners are human but he's like hitting yes on forfeit vote because he's mentally
retired as well like this is disgusting d2 quit? Quit the game. Or Emerald 2? You won't improve. Quit the game.
This was the EVE that I stuck my dick into last game wasn't it?
Quit the game, bro.
You've peaked.
You've peaked.
If you're below Grandmaster in League
your dog shit at this game
quit.
Quit now.
I'm sick of being nice
to these people
quit.
Quit the game.
Like playing with a Heimerdinger, missing every stun, dying on repeats...
5k P Heimer? How many wards did you have, Heimer?
How many wards? Let's see.
Vision score.
52 to 96.
52 to 96.
54 awards placed to 20.
Ugh, yeah I'm not Q'ing AD. This roll is too trash.
I see why it's a priority roll.
Too garbage.
We queued mid-top.
That roll is way too trash.
I can't.
Like, it's so unfun.
I don't know who can deal with playing
AD carry in this elo
past like one game.
Like, it's actually miserable.
I feel bad for anybody who's not duo-queue
playing below Masters
on AD.
It's winnable. You can win these games
but, because, I mean, i did not play perfect by any means
right like i've been streaming eight hours my hand hurts i'm tired whatever so i'm not playing great
but like the fact that the games are this hard, like,
the fact that they're this hard to win.
Like,
look at this.
When you have,
like,
that big of a lead,
like we had three dragons
and the fact that
it's still
almost impossible to play the game with
three Drakes, because
like 3 of your teammates are just so
bad...
It is rough.
AD Carry just doesn't have the control you need to carry games in this elo.
To win
on this, in this elo
you need to be playing a role that has
impact right? So like let's say I'm mid
against this Malz. He just dies
like five times or he loses all his
plates, right? And he just gets roamed on
and then he's really far behind. Whereas
like this Sylas is just running in circles confused on how to play league
i think his brain broke
silos is like drooling on, trying not to be the next top retard.
But it's rough.
I'm going to be real.
Anybody who's playing in Zillow?
Like, you guys suck.
If you're Diamond or Masters,
You are fucking bad.
Like, I'm sorry.
I was trying to be nice earlier.
You guys are just fucking bad.
Like, I mean it.
Like, you mean it. You really suck.. Like that guy first-timed Teemo.
And he did well.
He actually did very well.
For first-timing Teimo, he did a wonderful job
but he didn't know how to play around his team and then I
threw twice so it was my bad. I'll play some more AD.
The supports I've been getting in this elo
like i'm not in the after eight hours i can't like mentally
be okay with like having a heimerdinger support
with every spell the entire game while i 1v2 them on repeat i can't do it Okay. Why don't we back in chat after a three-year absence due to no good internet at home.. Welcome back homie. I actually don't hate Tarek here. That's not bad.
Wow, like Tarek's actually not a bad pick.
Oh, that's impressive.
That's not bad.
Not bad at all. I can't believe I lost two games.
D4 is the same as WorldW Masters. These games are exactly
the same. I'm not gonna,
I'm not lying, like
WoW Masters and D4 are both such
weird elos because
basically everybody just gets mad
and then starts trolling when they get behind.
So that Graves and that Silas
didn't want to play the game anymore
when they got behind
because they were frustrated. It's actually kind of insane.
It's okay, though.
We win this game.
Easy dobs! Let's do a prediction. Okay. Silence. so so Welcome to Summoner's Raid.
I don't care where Kira is, just point me toward Adventure.
Thirty seconds until minions spawn. um got words to really
bro i don't do it with diamond players what's going on
you knew i was gonna tell you no, bro.
Like...I'm not even going to Evo Boost you.
Like what? No plan survives first contact with me. I'm going to try and get the most out of this
I think it's
a good idea
to go
with
the best impossible comebacks are sort of my special uh adventure Marvelous death!
A beaten path is a boring path. Time to show me your best Oh, my bad.
Little too egoey so dangerous uh you have seen an enemy Oh.
Well, that's a faster way to get back. Why would Kha'Zix be there? What is this Kha'Zix pathing.
What the fuck?
He went from...
He stopped doing his camp topside
completely and walked down to bot crab.
Or, walks to bot mid to try and kill me. That's actually crazy! Like, high key that's like one of the craziest paths I've ever seen.
Doesn't make sense. I think
I pissed the Kha'Zix off so he's gonna sit mid
for a lot of this game
because like I tried to fuck with him too much in the jungle and
i've angered the diamond player so like he's gonna go full diamond to just sit my lane the whole game uh so uh like really bro?
Yeah. I mean this is wild! This guy actually just sitting mid non-stop.
Like, zero farming,
zero anything, just per mid.
I gotta relearn how to climb
in low elo, I guess. Because what ends up happening is
these players don't play
efficiently, right? They play with
the idea they want
perma-kills and I need to remember that.
Right? Like I need to re that. Like, I need to re-teach
myself that none of these players are playing
to do like...
anything other than kill you.
They aren't actually playing with any other brain activity except for get kills.
So, they're just gonna sit in your lane and try to fight you on repeat.
So if I don't die we just win because there's no way
uh there's no way that we don't outscale them Marvelous!
Okay, shut up.
Totally that rocks huh uh Watch out for him! Like holy fuck.
Thank you.
I was baiting that like crazy.
Ooh, we can kill him!
There's absolutely no way that guy kills you. Yeah nice
No time to waste! uh yeah Thanks for watching! feels like the whole world's gone crazy oh my god like i can just pull clear that wave huh
i did not know that. I'm always open to new ideas.
My new ideas.
Oh, yeah! I'm going to go with the Hmm.
The enemy jungler is literally 6 and 1. What the fuck? oh my god
being ganked again by the enemy jungler huh bro this guy does not leave mid
good fucking god. so What?
Are you good bro? has been slain uh uh uh I mean we're trying to win this 2v1 essentially, which is pretty fucking hard.
Not undoable but it's pretty fucking hard.
... oh
Oh, no. Oh my god!
I see how Botlane's losing.
I 1000% get it. After that beauty of a play. yeah dude this guy is flash ulting me mid.
Like, what the fuck?
This is the most crazy jungle diff I've ever seen.
I'm literally getting flash ulted mid by enemy Kha'Zix!
My jungler can't seem to fucking full clear properly.
Really hope nobody saw that... properly like a holy fuck you just open a katarina oh thank god fake names so so Holy mother fuck. Man, I need to push one more wave but it's
dangerous because she is going to blow this wave up I need to push one more wave, but it's dangerous.
Because she's going to blow this wave up in like a quarter of a second.
I guess I go to backed because i had tp
yeah there's no way you're diving me here bro. Fuck off, Leona oh bro fuck off ayana
the fuck The fuck? Not bad.
Let's add some positivity to the game nice job all Your turret has been destroyed your ally has been slain
take five everyone Okay, Kha'Zix is top. That's good to know. Yeah.
We do need to play for this dragon though.
I don't know if I can actually fight this Katarina 1v1 right now.
I think I can, but it's kind of rough Oh, yeah. We'll see.
Yeah, keep doing that shit! Keep it coming! Oh, that's not good.
Ooh, that's really not good?
Last hit! That's the really not good? and times
up huh Okay, I got him.
Fuck, man!
I almost... I should have E'd earlier and then I should have spaced that out but it's fine oh yikes is so Like, what the fuck?
He still had his R.
Shoot Rocket!
Shoot Rocket!
Oh my god, my Jinx is retarded. Oh my god, my Jinx is retarded.
Oh my god,
my Jax is retarded.
Oh my god,
he's actually horrible. Oh my god, he's actually horrible.
Oh my god they're the worst players I've ever seen.
Oh my god it's like watching a fucking slow motion car crash.
You're still getting that little mishap from the Expedition mod. I feel like it's painful as fuck to watch. so so so so uh so so uh so I feel like I have cancer and it hurts my brain. Like just how cancerous it feels to,
like, have this cancer spreading into my balls
this is so crazy that i can't like even begin to explain
just how bad everyone
is.
... Like, what is this?
This guy's just taking a top tier two.
What?
How does that guy get to take top tier two?
How does this guy
get to do this retards yo earth the retard's on my team can
you guys like play the game oh Wow, we did it! We killed them. Wow, Pog!
Somehow Jack's died bot.
What are you doing what are you doing what are you doing
you can't do anything over there like we need help here so uh uh all right guys don't know. um huh What am I watching? enemy has been so so so uh I'm not gonna lie,
I've learned my lesson.
I will not ever try and cheese the enemy jungler like that again
i have learned my lesson I mean, of course Smolder is bought for absolutely no reason. so Huge. so so come on everyone don't continue to fight without me
so yona might have brain damage so so oh Woo! Sorry, I had to flame the diamond player.
Dude just sat mid at the end of that fight. Sorry, I had to flame the diamond player.
Dude just sat mid
the entire fucking game doing nothing but
camping me. I had to flame him.
I know it was toxic.
I had to do it.
It had to do it. I had to do it. It had to be done.
It had to be done.
It had to be done.
It had to be done.
I had to flame that guy. Smulder?
I don't think Smulder was ghosting, homie.
I don't think anybody knows this accounts me.
Like, like, I think it was just warded.
Like, it's pretty good chance that I was just warded. You know?
Where did you think he was ghosting? Let me see. Well, I griefed early game.
Like my level two was the most ego-filled troll thing
I've ever seen.
Don't get me wrong.
I deserve to lose that game.
My level 2, when I walked into that guy's jungle and started hitting him on his camp... That was pretty troll.
Like, that was like me purely egoing, but...
Thank God the enemy team decided to just throw the game away by...
I mean Malphite solo tried to ult me
at the end.
That guy
tried to solo ult me at the end
thinking I wouldn't flash his ult.
So he had no ulti for that fight, and then after
I just TP back and we just win the fight...
Like if Malphite has no ult,
he's worthless. He doesn't do anything.
Right? Like that's the problem
with Malphite as a champ.
If he doesn't have an ulti...
What the fuck does he do, right? Am I
right?......
...
...
...
...
... Like, you I'll even embarrass myself.
Here let me crack open a soda.
I want to keep streaming.
I want to keep streaming, but I need some caffeine.
Let me crack open a Diet Dr Pepper. Shall we boys? Yeah, we'll give this a look. Let me show you.
Like right here, I was egoing because I crashed the wave.
Watch.
I should have just reset like right now.
He reset his camp.
Right now,
I should have just walked away. Like, I stalled the Kha'Zix which is what I wanted to do...
Like, I just completely trolled right?
Like this was a good play- like fucking with Kha'zix was a good play, but I should have just left him alone and just
walked back mid.
Funny enough, this Katarina...
I don't think she knew how good Ezreal is so she just decided to take my autos.
Dude that is a crazy E!
Oh no! a crazy E. Did you guys see this?
That is a crazy E-forward.
What was that?
Oh my god, this guy's a psychopath! But...
Like, what do you think was gonna happen? This was me. I lazy backed here, too. This was my fault. Never do the lazy back!
I deserved that death. 1000% I deserve that death. Here, my bot lane should have respected this gank. Like, as you can see like I was straight trolling in these games.
Right?
Like you guys could just tell i was straight rolling man I should have hugged the bot side.
Dude, I was just playing so bad this game.
I hugged my non-ward side god i played like dog man
i really gotta drink some caffeine.
Because, yeah,
that was crazy.
I hugged my non-war side of my map.
Tried to fight CZix for no reason
other than like
for fun, I guess?
Damn, I suck. damn i suck
character's not balanced tarik's pretty crazy
but you're not wrong. Tarek's pretty insane. you the one thing that sucks about Taric is he's really bad...
Um...
He's really, really bad into double range bot.
Like if the enemy team only has like one melee, Terra kind of sucks.
Right? Like he's super good into stuff like Nautilus.
Stuff like Leona.
Right, the enemy team had a Kha'Zix,
a Leona,
they had four melee champs.
Terika was like the perfect pick
into four melees.
That was a really good pick.
Thank you. good pick but uh yeah i mean it's it's really really bad pick not in the four my eyes uh somebody remind me after this game i'm gonna eat
i'm gonna do a long stream tonight because I've been doing really short streams lately.
And I feel REALLY bad about doing that.
And uh, I actually am in the mood to play some League tonight.
So we're going to do a longer stream.
I got to eat after this game, though.
I have not eaten...
I woke up today at 9am and I haven't eaten anything.
I need to eat some food. so. you you...... Hmm. Do we play Dressless game?
Or do we play Ezreal? It's kind of hard to tell.
Like, I want to play. I need to figure out
what champ I think is going to be more useful
to 1v9 the game.
I think Ezreal and Trist are both
really good. God no
I mean bro
sometimes you gotta do
what you gotta do
like we're tryharding on this account
so I can get to Challenger.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, that guy decided to grief.
Okay. I'll make the ticket personally.
I'm lucky he doesn't want free win. thanks is.. I'm not gonna dodge, because
I'd rather get this guy banned than dodge.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
I knew he would dodge.
Anytime somebody is griefing champ selects
you just say I'm'm gonna make a ticket myself
because what ends up happening is if you uh
if you make a ticket in League and they grief with bad sums and troll, Riot bans tickets pretty heavily nowadays.
They're super heavy on banning people who grief.
The problem is, you have to actually make a ticket for them
to ban them. It's not automated, right?
You can't do it's not like automated right? But you can do I can automate a ban anymore.
Or it's too hard for them to like automate
Ban people to like automate ban people.
Do I want
to play Vayne top or do I want to play Mundo?
I don't know what I want to play.
I mean,
I'm red side so I get to pick. What's like a really bad champ to go versus?
Top lane right now.
What do you guys think?
I was gonna say like
Teemo's pretty annoying
to go versus
right?
Like,
Teemo's pretty obnoxious.
Darius
he banned Vayne
and picked Darius I He banned Vayne and picked Darius?
I mean, I could easily just play Mundo this game and probably win.
Or TF.
I could just be really cringe and pick
TF top.
How sweaty are we gonna go
this game, guys? What do you guys think?
How sweaty are we being?
... How sweaty are we being? I could easily go TF top and just run this kid over.
Nah, Quinn's not good here.
But TF or Mundo are both looking okay.
Like, both of them are looking pretty sick.
It really depends actually because you see how we have a ranged support? The fact that we have a ranged support...
the game gets a lot harder to play.
Like say I pick Quinn right? Then we we have four ranged and Gragas...
It's kind of hard for Gragas to play the game then right?
But I will say this.
I think when you're in lower ELOs,
it's better to play stat check champs that can push really hard.
Like whenever you're playing in an elo
like below Masters,
it's really important to play
stat check push champs
because nobody on this elo
knows how to actually macro or anything, right?
I'm gonna reset my Q.
Nobody in the CLO really knows how to macro
and because nobody
in the CLO really knows how to macro
playing just like stat check push champs.
It's really, really, really OP.
Bro, this might be the worst start to an unranked account I've ever had.
I feel terrible. Let's open some chests.
Briar, Project Yee,
Cosmic Huntress Nidalee.
Crystal Rose Janna.
Lord Darius.
El Macho Mundo.
Blood Moon Thresh.
Gladiator... Ooh, that's a good skin.
I kind of like
Gladiator Draven.
Ziggs.
High Noon Yone.
Odyssey Kama.
Aether Winged Kale.
Wait, we're getting a lot of legendary skins.
What the fuck?
Dude, we just got so many legendary skins.
What the hell?. Bewitching Senna. Ooh.
Okay, what did we just get?
We just got a bunch of stuff.
Let's look at the skins.
Let's look at the skins.
Do you guys see any skins worth trying to buy?
Oh, I don't have enough orange essence anyway for most of them.
We gotta wait- we gotta accumulate the orange essence
a bit more.
The Mundo skin?
Where's the Mundo skin?
Oh. skin. Oh, El Macho
Moon? No, that skin sucks.
Like if I'm gonna get a skin it's gonna be like Glad
Draven... skin is gonna be like glad draven or like ssg ezreal or something
that mundo skin is so garbage, bro. How do I have...
Okay, somebody explain to me how I have
Tryndamere Chromas.
What is this?
When the fuck did I get trendemir chroma i don't even have the champion
oh you just get it for free.
Okay.
Okay, I didn't know.
Wait, this is a cool Jarvan thing.
I wanted to change my thing.
What the hell? How's trying to change my thing?
You guys are toxic.
Want it right now you would gotta just feel so just feels so good Do it just like you. I did what Iension to break.
I kind of wanna play Tristana.
Trade me. What? trade me trade me what
why would you not want to trade that's wild
the fact that i didn't want to trade as the top laner,
and he just wanted a blind pick Kled top with Barrier Ignite.
I have a lot of faith in that man.
I'm going to be real.
I think that man... I'm gonna a bit.
I'm gonna grab some more water and soda.. Thank you.. Bro!
Seriously, what the fuck?
Okay. I know it's late right like we're in demon hours or whatever
right now but can somebody explain to me
why...
Like, I get we're in demon hours,
blah, blah, blah, blah.
Why has there been like a thousand dodges this is kind of crazy you know so so. you realize it's late and they have to dodge And go to bed for work
Alright that's fair
No that's fair
Why would they queue up though
Like do they like autopilot Queue up Like Like Why would they queue up, though?
Like, did they autopilot queue up when you hit the button
and you're not thinking about it
and then they accept it
and they were like,
oh wait, it's fucking 11.
It was like a like it was a mistake to queue up and they
just autopiloted it
.... I'm going to be annoyingly positive.
Being negative never seems to work, So let's be like annoyingly positive.
Let's see how it goes. Silence is crazy? Do you guys get more annoyed by people being positive or people
Being negative, or would you rather people just not type?
Because I feel like typing,
oh, we got this, or asking somebody how their night's going...
I feel like that can't be
THAT tilting.
Oh! Oh.
We got a fucking doozy of a mid lane fight.
Action!
Like, this is actually gonna be a really fun mid
Shows get hyped This song slaps! Here we go, boys.
Let's get it! Thank you.. What are we against?
I didn't notice their jungle was Sylas. For some reason, my brain thought it was top.
Nasus, Sylas,
Akshin, Ashe, Nautilus?
Ooh, they have kind of a dirty comp, not gonna lie.
Like, enemy
comp is actually pretty fucking dirty when you look at it.
Wait that's actually kind of scary.
Lowkey their comps kinda... Kinda scary.
I think we'll be fine but uh...
Like I think-I think we'll be okay.
But yeah, their comp is kinda...
Kinda crazy.
Like if you look at what that comp does, it's pretty fucking wild.
It's like really straightforward and really easy to play.
Outside of like Ak-Chan, I guess.
Like, Ak-Chan is kind of hard to play.
But outside of him... Aircon was pretty fucking easy to play. It's just like...
Oh, sorry you're on AFK? Oh no he's here. Cool. All right, let's see if we can...
Whoa.
What?
What am I watching?
Whoa! What the fook?
Nautilus just came from...
above me?
They're probably on our red.
Like, there's a very good chance they're on our red buff.
They invaded and started on our red.
I need to go check for my...
I need to go check for my Diana so she doesn't just get shit on.
But, I also...
...need to get a really good push early on this action.
I could either check this or go ward.
The way we do it is, right? I can either check this or go ward Wraiths.
Okay, Wraith Cam's gone which means he didn't start our Red.
That's good.
You see how he like dashed into me and I didn't just run, I traded?
You don't want to ever just run and let them freely trade on you.
It's never worth it.
Okay we see Sylas bot. I looked to bot and Sylas 3-camped bot which means he still has his top camps up
Which means my Diana could actually invade...
If she wanted to right now, she can actually invade the uh...
The silence of topside and maybe get some really good... good counter jungling going but you know if she doesn't want to, that's cool.
Here I kind of want to
hold the wave a bit in front of the turret
like this.
Okay. a bit in front of the turret like this
my diana might die here if i lose prio because like action is mia yeah, she's gonna die.
100%. I mean, I can't help her.
Oh, yeah, Nautilus is here too? Oh, no, yeah, we're not
doing that, bro.
Like if
Nautilus wasn't there as well?
If Batman didn't level 2 roam up for crap?
Dude that's crazy.
... uh Ooh, not bad.
So you see how immediately when we get that kill
We're gonna push the wave.
Right?
We're going to immediately go mid and shove the wave in.
Now we're on a timer action is going to run mid out of base
And he does have the home guard boots so what i'm gonna do here
i'll push this as fast as i can and then we're bail i'm not gonna full shove the wave in
because we're on a timer for axiom to be made
now i do have, like I said,
teleport so this is not too bad
to just go back on the timer
and TP back.
It's kind of unfortunate I can't get Sheen, but because we have Jack-o'-Trades what I
can get is Boots tier Longsword.
And now
even though the action
is pretty strong, we can still play
fairly aggressive here in the lane.
He's running directly to my jungler who is on dragon.
The problem is, because I'm always going to be a little late to these fights...
Ooh. I do not like the fact that my jungler's forcing this by the way.
Like this is not good bro.
Oh no I E late!
No!
My camera was bad and I
E'd poorly.
Okay, so going to the fight was fine
but I need an E over the wall
because normally you don't go to fights like that going to the fight was fine, but I need an E over the wall. Because normally
you don't go to fights like that, but it was
fine because I was on tempo to do it.
Yo,
let's just farm. Okay, Diana?
... Okay, Diana. And that was my bad. I just played it wrong. Hmm.
I don't know where Nautilus is right now.
So, I need to be a little care.
Okay... my bad
jesus silas and god I actually could have killed that guy too.
I'm playing really sloppy right now.
Shouldn't get three grubs. This Nautilus is roaming a lot!
Like, kind of a stupid amount. Like you're 2v1'd. down. Ooh, good kill.
The only problem is I think action can walk bot right now
and kill that guy.
The only real way for me to pressure action off of going bot is for me to push mid, but I can't walk up to the turret yet.
So actually it's gonna be invis for a bit here.
I can probably beat him 1v1.
Oh, never mind.
He has Kraken Slayer.
I definitely can't.
I take it back?
Yeah, he has Kraken Slayer already.
Holy fuck.
Okay, we're not gonna be fighting this guy until uh try force
man that nautilus is actually making good versus me. oh
do they really gotta stop fighting.
Like Diana's just fighting on repeat right now
and she needs to stop. Every time this Diana fights like that
we can't fight back.
Because they're stronger than us at the moment and we need to just chill.
No way that kills me. What in the absolute fuck?
Nautilus just came mid and ulted. What am I watching?
Wait, Diana killed that guy. Wait, Diana?
One more? Nice!
That was actually huge!
Bro I'm not gonna lie, I don't think I've been fanboyed this much mid in years.
They don't know it's me so they're not fanboying but like...
It sure fucking feels like I'm getting fanboyed.
Look at this Nautilus not obviously what are you doing?
He's trying to freeze the mid waves
Am I playing versus faker
Kyria?
Nautilus walks to every objective.
Like, every single objective he's walking to early game.
Every single one.
I mean my bot lane is doing really well considering like...
Considering Nautilus is roaming so much,
the bot lane's actually doing quite well.
The Diana on the other hand not doing great Jesus Christ! Kraken Slayer is so broken. Oh
Bro what the fuck
No way! What HP?
Okay, I know for a fact now
that I'm being Q sniped.
There's no way you spend this much time mid unless you're Q sniping and just sitting in my lane on purpose.
Yeah, it is a Q snipe. 100%. I just checked the accounts. Yo whoever's in chat queue sniping, stop sitting in my lane bro it's really annoying
like your bot lane is getting gaps just go go bot and help them out man go up your bottom this is obnoxious bro so so An enemy has been slain. God, this fucking guy.
I gotta be care because I don't have E.
I can bait him pretty easily probably but Dude, my team is actually doing so good though.
Oh this is bad.
I mean i'm just dead.
Yeah i'm just dead imma get auto'd.
We can't do stuff like that without vision.
I knew that was bad too and I still fell for my own... Ugh! That was my bad.
I should've never called for it. Or not called for it, I should have called an off rather. I just wanted this ruby scarab.
It looked great on my mantle.
Enemy killing spree.
Run! enemy killing spree Yeah, who would have guessed? Nautilus is here again.
Yeah, who would've guessed bro?
Nautilus maybe you should go bot man! uh uh so so so Now is the time. No way to predict a twist and turns ahead. That's why I wing it!
Marvelous! so Okay.
Man, these guys are like actually really fucking cringe.
When I've never seen that interaction? That was wild.
Dude...I'm not gonna lie. I know it's nighttime and it's like easy to Q-snipe people
but this is crazy.
I have not been like, he sniped and just camped like this in a long time. Okay. Okay, that guy can one-shot me by landing
one spell? My bad. I should have flashed the E. Okay. so so so Sounds dangerous. wait we got a fight guys we can't give another dragon What am I watching here? Like what is happening? dude i have to be honest i have no idea how
to play games that are this fucking chaotic chaotic.
Oh nice, nice huge... Shut down so The fanboyism is wild though. Yeah, the Nautilus by the way is making these calls.
The Nautilus is definitely...
...the one who Q snipes.
Other than just sitting in my lane half the game,
he banned Trist
and he also is
making calls
based on the fact that I don't have a minimap cover on.
This is cringe, bro! You gotta stop doing shit like this.
Like, don't make me put a minimap cover on because you can't keep it in your pants oh that's not fun bro robbing if you have coffee which i do Okay, I'm just dead.
This guy is like un-fucking believably strong.
No yeah, I'm dead.
I will support death if I am lucky. A summoner has disconnected I did learn a valuable lesson this game.
I learned a very valuable lesson in this
game, I have to hide my champ selects
i have to use map cover and i have to play uh to never help my team ever
like we played 10 cs a minute so um I'm not gonna lie this is kind of wild
low evil games are more intense than
grandmaster games cuz I couldn't play games.
Because I couldn't play the game, it was basically just Nautilus sitting in my lane the whole lane
because he's a fanboy and then our bot lane
lost 1v2? Well we didn't lose
The Kai'Sa didn't lose but she doesn't know what she's doing.
It's not really her fault.
Okay. so Every time I play in low elo, I always have to relearn how to climb through it. And then I go on like a 15 game win streak once i relearn how to climb through loweo
it happens so much you'd think i would remember but i never do so Like, let me show you. Yeah, I got a hide cue though.
Diana was actually
an autofill.
So it's not really her fault she got autofilled.
But dude,
I can't believe I have to hide Q in Diamond 4.
Do you guys realize how insane that is
I should not have to hide Q&D for her. so so I'm intrigued.
A lot of good mazes out there.
None of them are good.
Like, this was horrible.
But like, why are there four people mid?
Right? Like, the bot wave is here and they're
formatting mid. This doesn't make any sense.
These guys got
level three ganks.
My Diana went for a bad play here. This guy's just autofilled, so he's too stupid to back off the crab. So he's not gonna understand. And then she's forcing... Yeah, I just didn't walk to these.
I should have let her die.
Honestly?
I don't know why I was falling victim
to this walking-to people thing i learned my lesson though we're chilling so so I'm going to go ahead and do that. Dude, I did not realize how many
fucking crazy levels of cringe
people are in Low Diamonds. You get like
Q sniped? Camped? Trolled? Inted? People get autofilled they don't dodge? This level is wild man I feel bad for you guys. Like actually though.
Like I kind of genuinely feel bad. only so bad you... On another note though, I bet you if you were a jungler
like if you're a jungler playing
at this time of night, you probably just get free wins
up to GM.. Because everybody's always auto-filmed. so...... you you Oh, interesting. how very interesting... This should be a pretty easy game. I don't really see...
I don't really see us losing this.
They don't really have a way of winning.
Like, Galio can't play mid...
Or Galio support can't play the game.
And if it's LeBlanc support,
Galio mid.
LeBlanc can maybe play but that's double ranged bot versus Galio which means
If they like do anything... Like all they have to do is not die and they just win.
So we're chilling. Why do I recognize this guy's name?
I think I played with this guy earlier.
This jungler...
I don't know why, but I recognize his name.
Oh, I did play with this guy earlier.
This guy ran it the fuck down super ultra hard earlier.
And then he took a two hour break, and he's ready to run it down again.
Actually you know what? I'm going to give him the benefit of that.
Maybe he's reformed.
He averages like 11 deaths a game on Nunu, but he might be reformed. You know? You never know.
Who the fuck knows?
Okay. Who the fuck knows? Aww. Aw.
Lucian said hi to his Nami.
That's cute.
That's fucking adorable.
Oh my god, they're being so wholesome again.
They're being wholesome again! I can't...
... so Well, Blanka has Ignite so I'm going to pop an early pot because she's gonna get level two here damn my bow and just got dumpstered. so so hmm I was gonna die there regardless so it's like fuck it you know we got our
ignite I have TP, so I lose nothing.
I killed the Lee Sin. We got our ignite.
I have TP, so I lose literally nothing. We're chillin'.
... stalling the galleons back Okay. We're in a really good spot now.
Pretty sure Lee Sin is on his red, or he's like on Krugs or something.
Hmm where is he? He's gotta be somewhere boss side. I'm not gonna use my jump there, because uh...I wanna save it. but...
Lee Sin is heading back down bot.
I can jump in here
because he can't fight me.
Now, he's at half, he has no clone. so oh
ooh that's what way Ooh, that was well played. If I was A-clicking, I'd kill him
but it's still really well played. Like I got
credit where credit is due you know. That's impressive to me.
Well done.
He shouldn't have stayed so long, but still well done either way. An enemy has been slain. so Nice.
Katrine? She does have Ignite, so I gotta be a little care
but
she is at 30% HP
so ignite or no ignites
uh
she will die if she
messes up
um She will die if she messes up. Right right there i was just uh trying to play around her CSing.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, having
like... the enemy
jungler has been mid so much this game like i don't know what to say
this is like actually kind of blows my mind.
I don't think I should have gone for a plate there.
I'm gonna miss a CS... or, a wave rather.
Well actually if that guy doesn't push then I don't miss shit but
That guy SHOULD be pushing! The Sibling should be pushing the wave, but if he doesn't I'm okay with it.
What's happening top? Oh...
I mean this guys surely just dead.
You've got to just be dead right?
What do I watching?
Why didn't he just try and snowball away? Well you could have at least tried. I think you should always try. Okay, got her again. She's 1 HP again. Not bad. not done oh I mean, I had Kraken Slayer. I over-stayed here, but...
...I can probably be okay with the overstay just because I have...
Just because I have TP.
Typically that's usually a bad play by me but tp bails me out
there's no way you're gonna go for this right like surely you don't
come on bro is it really Come on, bro.
Is it really worth taking half your HP for stopping me?
Come on, bro. Surely that's not worth. No. No, like what is happening in these games man? Like, okay I know that was pure ego but like...
Look at what's happening here. The enemy Kai'Sa just 1v2'd my bot lane. Excuse me, 1v3'd... Stop forcing bot. I will carry.
But you cannot just tilt okay
i've been 1v3 most of the game. It's okay, I don't mind but...
What else? page
now these players just tilt over nothing and they're not even the ones like
getting camps I think the game's over? How?!
How is this game over?!
... so so Oh my god, like look at this!
Fucking 3 mid again! I'm telling you, what is going on?
How is there like
a fucking enemy team just hates me this is wild This is crazy.
I've had Galio, Lee Sin and fucking LeBlanc in my lane for probably more than I'd been
in my lane by itself.
Not even kidding!
But we did get bot turret... like the good news is my team got bot turret. Right?
So they abused the fact that Galio's been mid all game.
The fact they abused it is huge. I'm down with that.
Oh my god! Oh, he's mid again.
Okay.
Oh, and Lee Sin's here.
Okay.
Okay, I'm just dead again or what?
Like... what is this
like what the man
tell me in a while
like what the fuck? Dude, I don't even know what to say right now about just how crazy this is.
I have never had this many people in a lane with me for THIS long?
Even in high elo, people don't do this because it's just bad Oh, Lee Sin's boss. Like... Like, we exhausted late.
Nami.
Sit with us men.
Bro, why are you
always Mia?
Like, my Nami's
actually AFK!
Like, no flame bro but just afk sit with team support easy roll
like what am I watching?
Lucian! You're retarded IRL and in-game. Shut the fuck up!
You are actually a fucking retard. Be the fuck quiet.
We know speak when we are this retarded.
Riven, Emerald? no speak. You are beneath everyone in life and in League. Wanna compare?
You can meet my peak. I'll literally give you $1,000. so so so I'm going to go for the monkey.
Low elo players are actually just monkeys you guys aren't dressed pigs like
like i mean that like you guys are piggies in the elo. You guys ego
like little piggies
but you fucking suck
But you ego, but you suck.
Like I'm literally 1v3ing mid for 5 straight minutes...
And somehow my bot and my top are tilted like i want you to imagine this i want you to imagine your mid is 1v3 for five straight minutes, and somehow you're
tilting.
Oh my god, he's fucking 20
HP man. Fucking A. Like this Lee god he's fucking 20 hp man fucking a
like this lucian this lee has not left
mid the entire game
which is fine like i'm used to it
but like
how is the oh man i'm sorry for whining i'm tilted this is crazy to me shut down You know what's crazy?
How does Riven even lose lane
to an Aatrox?
I don't actually know the To an Aatrox.
I don't actually know the matchup, so I'm genuinely kind of asking like does Aatrox beat Riven or is that a skill match up?
Maybe he's just outclassed. I don't know
Maybe you know like it happens
Cuz I genuinely like I don't know top lane matchups
It's like Riven would have an advantage if the ribbons good But I feel like if the ribbon's good but i feel like uh if the ribbon is not
good the other guy has an advantage 100 so He's gonna poof back over?
Okay...
Nami, what are you doing?
Where is my Nami bot again? This is wild. I don't know why this nami sits alone so much so like what the fuck? Bro, where is our team? Oh my god.
Like what-what is Riven doing? Help the homie!
Well played Lucian.
Riven just...
likes to watch Yes, and I 1v4'd all game long.
While you lost 1v1 in crime.
Homie, Riven beats Aatroxx if you aren't bad so
this is rough. Where is my team?
Oh, there they are
Holy fuck
I found him.
I'm going to be honest, though.
That was such a bad play by them.
Fuck. Fuck. oh my fucking god bro fucking five mid again what the fuck? so so I feel kind of bad. This Lucian's not that bad, but this Nami is really bad.
Like the Lucians's not actually mechanically that bad. Play it you low elo fuck. so Again, people have this weird idea that KDA matters at all and it never does um I'm going to try and get the first one. Nice job.
KDA doesn't matter at all in the League, what matters is like
What you're doing with your kills and your gold
Just ignore that near gold just ignore each other you all suck
jesus christ guys relax Relax.
I shouldn't even be typing, I'm just tilting.
You remember earlier by the way when I told you that like...... I love the game and I hate the fucking players in the game? so Okay, well that's fine. I just got one shot by the fucking Lee.
Like, oh he's 16 and 7? I didn't even see.
Fuck, I shouldn't have forfeited
or I shouldn't have tried to flank that.
That was my fault.
I did not see that guy with 16 kills.
How the fuck did I get one shot?
But it's just
he just ults
because he is full Lethality Lee Sin.
Bro, because he's fully family listen
bro you realize i killed their lee level two and you still lost jungle let that sink in
you all suck. huge Hmm.
I cannot push this... I think if Revan comes, we might be able to win this fight. so How in God's name did Aatrox have Flash, Exhaust and Ulti on me there?
And like we lost the fight
on the other side of the map.
That is wild.
I mean we have to just give this.
We can't fight this unless he lands that.
... he lands that I swear to God, low evil players don't even want to play League of Legends. I swear they don't.
They just want to win,
but they don't want to play.
Lucian has four items.
Why would you not want
to play League right now?
He's like trying to forfeit.
Like, why?
Like, games like this are why you play League of Legends.
Like, unironically, these are like the why you play League of Legends. Like, unironically these are the games you play League for.
I'm getting so stuck!
I don't know what to do with my life... so so let's go this guy I don't understand.
Revan, we could just kill that guy but...
Okay. My team is going to die on Baron right now so How did Revan die? an ally has been slain
how did reven die
she had both sums so so so so so so so so so so so I'm going to go ahead and do that. so Okay. Not the worst. I mean, I'm literally one or two b-fiving with nami I almost want to get a GA, but I don't know if I can. so so hey so so so Thanks for watching! so oh so The difference between Hyde Elo and this Elo is like, This hero likes the ego
Like they're good.
But like...
They will throw the game because of like
They're angry at the world
Because they're just fucking dogshit players.
Like, Jesus, you people are bad.
I'm being flamed by a D4 ribbon an Emerald 280 carry
and a
D4 support
i should know sorry jungle jungle my support was actually good
like this is disgusting you people are horrible players so like i don't even know what to say
like lucian played fine but his attitude was horrid
like it is crazy that like i had three people in my lane the whole game
and i still had to end up carrying the game.
Lucian did his job, but that is crazy.
I want to add this Nami and say thank you for playing the game. so so so. you
homie you are literally d4 trying to int games and being bad at it
it's so embarrassing
hyping non-stop okay bro you are or? Low master peak?
Maybe.
You still suck.
Okay. oh my god man... God, I don't know what to say man. I shouldn't even be typing to this loser. I typed a typing for you to play league is not toxic you absolute moron.
Just play the game you queued up to play.
It's so easy.
Like, dude, this is my issue with every single person that plays League and higher elos.
You guys queue up but you don't want to play the game!
If the game goes bad even a little little bit you get tilted and you get mad
and want to run it down.
And if this guy is smurfing
its even worse.
If your smurfinng and the game goes badly
You should use that To figure out how to carry because
you are better than the elo that you're playing in. Correct? So why
are you like saying GG go next because you got shit on
instead of figuring out WHY you got shit on instead of figuring out
why you got shit on
and just getting better.
Like,
just stop typing in games
and play the fucking game.
Yes,
I did have 11 deaths. I also did double your damage to turrets and champs while being 1v3 mid,
then typing to you.
Bro! you are acting like Riven is rocket science.
Are you joking?
Your champ... are you joking
your champ has like three combos i'm saying you weren't even trying to hit them.
Yes, I should do more damage,
but you did so little.
It's embarrassing.
I should stop typing to this guy, huh?
I'm gonna just move on.
Go walk in lowy-low.
If you wanna improve, do it.
But stop typing.
A community is toxic do it. Let's stop typing. The community
is toxic enough.
Yeah.
Like, dude.
I'm just gonna... I'm gonna mute him.
There's no reason
to talk to this guy anymore.
I can't remove him
because apparently
you can't remove people
in chat but dude
I shouldn't even type to these people like
i know that they're disgusting ggs man it was such a hard game uh wait who are you yo ggs man Yo, GG's man.
The Galio? Oh, GG's dude!
Wait how did you know it was me?
Wait, what? That's crazy.
That's impressive. No, you played really well, Galio.
You played well.
Like I was getting like you sitting mid with Lee Sin
for like the fucking five straight minutes.
Dude, you guys tilted me.
I'm not going to lie lie you guys broke my mental man
me just sitting there for five straight minutes getting analed by three
people holy my mental boomed we had to like i had to like lock in while typing to my team
i've also been streaming for 10 hours so like think about this man, I'm 10 hours deep into a stream playing on
a Smurf typing while being 1v3'd every game.
It's just wild.
Seriously, though, how the fuck did this guy even know it was me?
How'd you know it was me? How'd you know it's me?
That's crazy.
Was it the dashing good looks?
I get that a lot.
Here, I'll put my webcam on for you guys oh yeah
first love
i got you, boys.
You're swagged out?
I don't know what that means because I'm 33.
I respect it though.
Minions have spawned. means because i'm 33. i respect it though lost the brush Ooh, dude. You know what's crazy? I actually think Syndra is a good pick into Trist.
I never see people pick Syndra into Trist, but like high key
I actually think it's a good pick. Real talk
because if i jump in and then I get E'd...
You're not a sniper? No you're fine man. You're good.
No worries bro.
Even if you were
a sniper it's like as long as you're just playing I don't care.
Like when people snipe and then they ghost and cheat and troll and all that shit
That's when I usually go like, oh what a loser. But if you're just playing the game
I don't really care when people snipe But like, if you're just playing the game...
Like I don't really care when people snipe.
If you're sniping to get on my team and trying your best, there's nothing wrong with that right?
Sometimes people will do whatever. Yeah, the Nautilus a few games ago
was blatantly ghosting.
That guy was
blatantly fucking...
Oh my!
OH MY!
Wait. My bot lane is Gumiase?
What the fuck? Wait, my bot lane is Gumiass-ing? What?!
We got T1 Bobbin!
So like right here, if I jump in when she Qs this minion wave...
Ooh, she actually fucked it up.
And I missed my cannon.
But yeah so the way Syndra can beat Trist is like if I jump in she can save her E right?
And she could just sit there and E me away every time I try to jump in.
That's kinda why Syndra beats Trist. Well, beat is a bad word but it's not a bad matchup because I think Trist still does better than Syndra for the majority of the game, but... Dude isn't playing versus Tristana fun?
Where I just auto her while she farms under
the turret and she can't play the game.
Isn't that, like, ultra fun?
Nah, this champ
needs nerfed though.
I just hope
they don't nerf Trist out of AD carry.
Because you guys know how much I love playing Trist AD.
So I'm just hoping that
they don't nerf tryst ad carry enough
but she does need in there. A hundred percent.
So I'm hoping what they do...
You know what?
They said that they were going to try and tackle
with her turret damage early.
I'm hoping all they
do is nerf her
damage to turrets.
Like, genuinely. I'm hoping that
what they do is they make her E... I'm hoping that like what they do is they make her e uh i i'm hoping that they nerf
for e damage to turrets see it says like uh it like taps out on turrets or something
i don't remember how works but i'm hoping that like that's all they do and
they don't actually nerf her damage damage because tristana
damaged damage is not actually that op
like it's not nearly as OP as people think. I know you guys are like, Geronimo your capping her damage is insane.
But it's not that her damage is insane,
It's that she has insane damage and
can kill your turret in five seconds.
Like there are no other mids
that can literally delete
your turret if you make one mistake.
Right? That's like the issue with Trist.
One mistake, oh turret is gone. Okay.
... Wait, I can walk up right now? And I just hit the turret in front of her and there's nothing she can do about it left.
Right? I'm taking point. there's nothing she can do about it left.
Right?
I just take a point.
And then the other part that kind of sucks when you're playing versus Trist is not only
can I take a plate, but I
can fucking do damage to her so if she tries to fight me...
Right? If she tries to fight me as I'm taking that bite, she can't do shit.
Like, THAT'S why it's OP!
Yo, Graves you good? What am I...Graves? Homie? Like, don't get me wrong.
Tristana's damage is crazy good but that's like her kit.
Her kit is designed to have her be good in lane.
I could've 1v3'd that. I just suck.
If i dodge that hook, I definitely 1v3'ed that.
... I have jumped back up, but I gotta be careful.
I don't know where Pyke is.
I think they're on Dragon,
but I don't know for sure.
And Syndra is six, so she can just one-shot me from half.
I'm actually gonna jump in and try to kill Syndra. Her E is on cooldown.
If she gets a little bit closer, I'm going for it.
Okay her E's back.
Her E's back. Her E is back now I believe.
What?
What is happening?
Like am I the only one who thinks it's hilarious this graves just kind of walks into mid like what what is what is going on
like low-key this guy just walks in my life right now Wait, they 4-footed?
What?! Who AFK'd?
Was it our top B team? What? Who AFK'd?
Was it our top, the enemy top laner?
What?! The fuck? Okay. Oh, yeah.
Oh, it was him.
Wait, I gotta go see why this guy AFK'd.
I gotta go see.
Like, I need to see what happened
because he died like twice and then...
He died once, then AFK'd.
But he made it to level 6!
This guy made it
to level 6 and then AFK'd.
That's crazy.
Let's go see why.
What is that? What is that?
Like I said, a follow would mean a lot.
If you guys want to go follow the O and 2 Jinxs, because like why not? Feel free. okay i wanna i want to see what happened top
let's take a look. Oh god, what is this?
Okay they're five manning Rumble...
He flashes.
They have no other CC because Viego started Q.
Did I just watch Viego flash Q the Rumble?
Nah, there's no way right? I not just watch this vehicle flash cue a rumble
Like like what was that?
like what What Like what?
What?! WHAT?!
... what the oh my god Guys, don't ever let your dreams be dreams.
You too can get to Diamond. Anybody in chat, you can get to Diamond I believe in you, you can do it. Don't let your dreams be dreams just do it. Like what the absolute that i just watched okay so yone stayed in the game for a
little bit then it looks like he died one time to Rumble and gave up and left.
So let's watch.
So his wave is fucked...
Wait, could he have not gotten his wave fucked there?
I gotta make sure it's...not like a troll.
I gotta make sure he didn't fuck himself.
Ohhhh, he fucked himself. I i mean i'm gonna be
honest yone did this guy did it to himself where was
his tp
when did he even tp what the fuck
i mean to be fair, Rumble top is not balanced.
This is the most broken top laner in the game right now.
Right?
Like that champ is not balanced, to be fair.
But like... Oh, Yone. What are you doing?
I mean, I'm gonna be 100%.
Yone did this to himself.
Like dude is not waiting for the wave.
He should just be right here
hovering to get XP.
Why are you
walking up to this guy when you're level 2?
This is wild. He's fighting
a Rumble who's about to overheat.
Wait, he's fighting a Rumble
level 2 versus level 3.
That's crazy. that's crazy that's craziness you're a psychopath Wait, he's taking too much damage.
Like this is the issue okay?
I'll give you guys a little bit of a teaching lesson here. This is the issue with why this Yone
fucked himself, and that's what I'm saying
Yeah, the Rumble was a stronger champ than Yone early
but you shouldn't be taking damage like
this
He knows that the Rumble has boots and an Amp Tomb.
Right? Because Rumble got two kills
on level one. So because
Rumble got two kills on level 1 you know
that Rumble has boot-Amp Tomb. Which means
he has an advantage. Okay? Because he has the advantage you shouldn't be trading into him.
You should just be waiting for like a gank or setting up wave management
because you know he has no flash
So Graves is pathing top right? This Graves is pathing top right this grave's is packing up
which means that uh yone cannot put himself in this situation Let's just speed it up.
I mean, yeah he's just fucked!
He fucked himself.
Like, he took too much damage and now he's in kill range.
Even here, he didn't even play this that bad.
But he took so much damage that he has to use the TP.
So, now he has to tv back right so he's pretty much lost the lane at this point
because he has to tp back and his only his tp buy is a is a what
does it keep you buying dagger. So he didn't
even buy... Wait.
Why didn't he buy pots?
Huh.
Why didn't he buy potions?
That's crazy.
He has 150, he should have bought refillable.
Because he is taking so much damage.
Here, like this right here too like
like after tp's back, let me show you guys what i'm trying to say
so after this guy TP's back...
Watch, watch.
Holy fuck just sit on Yone bro. Okay.
He's choosing to take these trades? Like that was a good trade right? That was actually a really, really good trade.
He should honestly just straight up all in the Rumble
right now with his E.
He has the third Q.
He's just all-in Rumble.
He's just E and all-in him.
I don't know what that was. That is like
what the fuck that Q was.
But Rumble's Q is on cooldown
and he can't E him through
the minion wave. So,
he should have just E'd,
traded,
and then...
Because he needs to crash this.
The important thing that you guys gotta understand about Leeg is like
fighting this guy doesn't matter.
He's trying to make this Rumble use his teleport.
He needs to crash this wave so we can go back and buy.
Sorry, my game is about to start.
I was going to go more in-depth
about that but the game is about to start.. you
yo how's your guys day going chat i usually don't stream this like. This is kind of wild.
How you guys doing?
I haven't done a long stream like this in months. By the way, if you guys have any questions about the game,
don't be scared to ask in between queues or whatever you want to ask.
Like for the most part
this is a teaching stream.
I feel like there's not
a lot of
AD carry teachers
going on right now.
I think Saber
and Rektile are the only two ad carry
players that like teach the game so i kind of wanted to
uh i kind of wanted to start teaching the game again.
But, I also have to prove to everybody that like...
Every year this shit happens where every single year
people think I'm washed up because I'm not playing in Challenger GM constantly
Because like
I'll just play for fun or I'll troll or whatever
Once a year, I gotta do a climb
Up to GM Child just to tell people
They're fucking stupid
We gotta prove them wrong, you know just to tell people they're fucking stupid.
We gotta prove them wrong, you know? People be...
People be silly.
It's 2 AM, you work at 8?
Bro, you should get some sleep.
Get some sleep, brother. Okay. brother Zed vs Trist is an interesting matchup. because i'm actually pretty sure i win this extremely hard but zed can win I'm pretty sure.
Like if I make a mistake he can capitalize pretty hard on it.
But I'm pretty sure I have like a stupidly good advantage in this lane. I'm gonna sit here and just auto him when he farms so Oh, this guy does have Ignite.
I didn't check to see if he had Ignite.
I'm glad I just did.
I actually should've jumped on him the second he used his E, but I can already tell I'm getting tired.
I normally am laying in bed trying to sleep at this time.
But I thought hey, I owe you guys some streams. uh Whoa.
Interesting. That was a really interesting choice, but I gotta play like that what am i watching
what hey Hey! If you're Give him the lick.
Yeah, give him the lick!
Oh well...
Maybe we push this in and then then if he stays, we dive him?
Oh I'm dead.
I should have jumped! My bad.
Shoulda...jumped. That's fine. oh our bot lane is not doing hot loco's ad carry is pretty dog shit though so i
didn't expect him to do well
like that's not a good thing rank oh I should put my unranked challenger rank on there huh.
Somebody remind me after this game to put my rank on there.
Because I'm going to forget.
I always do.
At the moment we've only played seven games we're playing in like d4 emerald Ooh, he's level six. He has a sex spike. Is he gonna use it? Doesn't look like it. Damn I really want that fucking plate. Bro.
He might try and go in here. If he does, I just kill him.
Man, I can't jump him even without his fucking E.
Oh, I gotta go help my team.
I'm gonna walk this way so that if the Zed tries to follow, I can just kill him.
I do need to be careful face-checking this
though.
Let's see if we can get him to waste his W
on the wave. didn't I could probably
jump in and kill them but I wanted to use this w there we go What is he doing? Where'd he go?
Is he just gone? Oh. Wait, what?
How did he get there?
Wait, am I...am I an idiot?
Wait that was some fucking sorcery.
... I don't think he's dead.
Oh, it's so close!
I need one more auto. Ah.
I'm 150 gold off.
Like,
I should not be staying here.
Because I can't take this point.
And he's gonna come back with ulti.
Now I've trapped myself in lane...
The thing is though, I just really want Kraken S kraken so i do this so much to myself
like sometimes i just ego it and i know it's bad okay
okay i'm fine.
Alright, I'll just go back. I can afford it in a sec.
I ego this shit way too hard, man.
Ooh, Zyra might die.
Okay, maybe I shouldn't have pinged her.
She didn't...
She didn't understand that assignment.
My bad.
I just wanted to catch the wave but she ganked the Zed.
Oh, she muted herself? Okay...
I kinda get it. She didn't know what I wanted because I couldn't ping and type it.
I should've just typed catch wave that was my bad.
Pretty sure i just take this. Yeah, he can't stop us. Ah, if I flash before he got his auto slow, I kill him.
Dang. I fucked up slightly, my bad. Like, I had the right idea... wrong execution. I'm old. so Dude, what the fuck?
Crushing waves is an ever fuck
crushing weights doesn't ever wait memories are dying days just like hurricanes
is that has all right he didn't ult during that fight. No I know he didn't.
He only hit me with one Q. Not bad.
I gotta push this wave in and then rotate.
I mean, I can 1v1 him pretty easy but I don't wanna jump in if Ekko's nearby so I'm going to...
Like I said, push this wave and I'm gonna rotate.
Ooh! He ultimated him.
Wait that was actually such a good play by him.
He shit on me.
Well played, I have to actually back I think. That was a
really good combo because he got
me with triple shuriken. Careful.
That will be there in a sec yeah there he is
you know i can't fight because we don't have uh vision
i don't have wards.
Oh man, I really wanna fuckin' go mid.
... okay where's senna senna come senna i need you. Senna! Stop typing!
An enemy has been slain... I mean, that guy's just bad.
I can't help him
senna be typing up a storm so Let's fucking go. Nice job, lads.
I think I can get two plates here before the plate...
Or before the plate. Right before
the thing drops.
Nice.
Maybe three?
Oh,
the triple
plate?
Oh, the rare triple plate oh they're rare triple plate Is this warded, you guys think? It definitely is.
Yeah like 100% that's warded.
Oh it wasn't warded. I for sure thought
that was warded.
Ooh my bad. that keeps me waiting
wait i think karma is to my left. Yep there it is.
Wait this guy is trolling.
Yeah that was troll as fuck man. Damn Damn, he actually got that. If Ezreal's in one of these bushes I just kill him but we'll see.
Like he might ego this and try to fight. Not today not today not today oh
mine
you guys think this is warded?
Like, what are the odds? Oh, I think we're gonna lose mid.
I don't know if I can actually get there in time maybe oh i can okay Okay.
Ow, okay.
That's not very fun.
... um I wonder if their red buff's up.
Can't really check, it's a cannon wave so i gotta push this in
it'd be cool if the red was up though i don't wanna go check Oh, I got outplayed.
I
mistracked his shadows,
my bad.
Like,
I win that
if I don't
fuck up.
Like,
I thought the
first shadow he used or whatever was
his uh second channel i don't know how to phrase it
i just messed up
i'm just dog it is what it is.
I gotta stop making misplays though, because we're in the point where every misplay I make my team's not doing too hot so if I make a bunch more misplays like...
...I could probably lose the game for my team.
Sorry, I gotta be a little careful.
Ooh, well played!
Forces the ult... Ohp, nevermind.
Oooh. I don't think Zed should be in these bushes. Like, I should not be face checking these. Oh my god.
I am... oh my god, I'm pissing myself.
It shouldn't be bot either but
Dragon's up SX so i kind of want to like
take a croak take about wave
uh one sec somebody's at my back door.
Give me seconds... seconds. Hey man.
You can come in.
Sorry I'm just streaming. so uh Sometimes outnumbered, never out. so so I had that guy if i didn't mess up Wait, what's happening over here?
Holy fuck.
My team is losing to Baron.
Where they're, like, hard losing
to Baron. Dude, Ekko is gonna steal this.
Ekko is gonna 1v4
steal this. I'm calling it
now. Yeah
Oh
My god, what to do? Well, I can tell because my team is...
They're losing all their wins.
When you are against people who are just losing their lanes
You can tell what is going to happen before it happens
I'm not sure if this is a good idea so uh
i probably shouldn't ego that hi hello How you doing man? Welcome to the stream! You missed my team getting 1v4'd at Baron and getting outsmarted welcome Oh, that was a good ulti actually.
Ooh, that was the bad play by me though.
My bad.
I misplayed the Walmart. Just play with me. Uh, do I need...
I think I need GA.
I don't think I actually
need Dumbs this game.
I mean, I fucked up.
We can still win this.
I just... I can't make mistakes like that.
I egoed it.
I guess I'm egoing.
I'm...ed it. I guess not egoing. Hold on...
Jesus Christ. I definitely need a GA though. 100
oh that was a good w by that guy. Not bad. oh that's really bad. Uh I think I can still play this really well but...
Please don't kill me. Fuck! Don't die!
Leave, leave, leave!
Leave, don't fight! so so God, man.
I see Tom to sit with me
and I need to
walk in.
God, they have such a disgustingly OP comp for snowballing the lead if I make one mistake.
You know what's funny?
I didn't even actually make the mistake this game.
It was my teammates but I don't want to blame my team.
Like, I-I don't want to blame them, you know?
It's just like stupid to do that.
I really don't need doms because nobody has armor. It would literally just be for fucking base armor at this point, and GA is so much more value
they have to be behind this Camille, no?
Okay I need...
70 gold for GA
I'll feel a lot more confident
like jumping in when I have GA
okay that's fine
we got this we got this Okay, that's fine.
We got this! Just need to focus up.
God... Okay. Because I mean, I'm almost level 18.
Like, I'm very high-level.
... so so oh my god what the fuck is happening over there? oh what is going on Oh my god guys please
wait how did my salad die one way okay not bad we need to go get Baron.
And now I sell GA and I grab... so so I'm gonna go back to the base. so jay we get doms so oh they're gonna try and actually macro?
Well that's actually interesting. They did the macro correctly there
actually peace Okay, we just push mid. so so so so so so Oh oh that should be gg Nice.
Close game, I almost threw that it was so close. cross yo boys give me like two minutes
okay like two minutes okay I need to talk somebody around very quick i will be right back
don't go anywhere
oh yeah trista is is really gross. Super-gross. The champ's RP. I'll be with you in a second.. Thank you..... Okay. Thank you. you you........ All right, I'm going to have to be a little quieter. Uh, I have a friend here
and he's trying to sleep so I don't want to like you know
keep him up.
So, I'm going to have to be a little quieter as I'm talking but
you guys should be... As long as, can you hear me at this volume?
I talk like this. Can you still hear me or am I
do I need to get closer to the mic? so....... What did you just say?
When you look at other mid-laners,
you feel depressed.
Kinda.
Like I could see that, kinda.
Like, you're not
completely wrong.
Because Tristan is definitely one of those mids that's like
she's kind
of like the
idea of
she has two of like...
She has too good of an early game.
Even though I threw this game twice,
you can see here,
I threw my lead really hard twice.
We were still able to play the game dude this is crazy by the way look at this so i
i think this is actually kind of wild so i 1v3'd them bot right right? I killed all three of these guys' bot here.
My team got aced at Baron and we lost Baron. That's crazy. We dropped like 6k gold lead instantly that was wild oh i forgot i need to put the rank
robot thing i need to put this account on there. My bad.
Low rank bot.
Hold on, let me put the account in there.
It said hey Tristana What is that? I'm scared to click this even though it's a YouTube link.
I'm kind of a pussy. Yeah, it's like demon hours.
And homies linking me some weird
ass shit.... What is... what's going on?
Is this guy, is this guy okay?.... you
guys I think my Raptor might be high as fuck. I'm not sure. What is his name.
What's his name?
Spogbobble?
Oh, geez.
Oh, geez.
His name is Spogbobble. You know maybe that's his IRL name we don't know.
Not gonna judge him right like that's you know maybe it's a side real name man.
What do we know? We don't know. Too much judgment! What was the Melio spamming?
Oh.
You know, maybe that's a Zyrel name.
Welcome to the League of Legends. You know, maybe that's a Zyrel name.
Welcome to the League of Draven! We don't know.
Yo, Shafen, thank you for the 78. i really appreciate it man welcome back
thank you so much
welcome to my first 12-hour stream in like three months we're vibing
hope you're having a good time This ain't a scene, it's a damn arms race.
Started work in the UK?
Hey!
That's good, right?
Well I don't know, is it good? Maybe it's good? Maybe it's bad? Not sure.
I'm helping send you through boring emails and glad i can help men
whoa Whoa.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Wait is that a mid Sajuan? Okay.
Wait, is that a mid Sejuani?
Okay, I did not
check what was going on in this game
from drafts.
But that is definitely a... What?
That was definitely a mid-Sedge.
I think...
So it is!
On a good note, she wasted Ignite and she has no Flash. no flash so If it weren't shooting one, it probably wouldn't have leveled my E yet actually.
Like low-key, I could've slow pushed this and not leveled B.
And then I coulda crashed wave 3 instead of wave 2
because it's probably going to
crash wave 2
and I could have crashed wave 3 if I didn't level my
E there, like high key.
That kind of sucks actually.
Oh well well it's all good Thanks for watching! i might just drop in I feel like I just gotta auto this guy a bunch. Like, there's nothing else to do against him, just auto attack him as much as I can.
Yep. yep Yeah, we should have won that very hard. Thank God Melio came! Braided pubes with the fucking play! My man. if this guy has
ignite which I think
he does
I think I die here
like he's going to does i think i die here
like he's gonna try and go for it there's no flash so i just have to juke
this damn i was trying to bait that guy's all-in, but...
I need to push.
Oh man, I really wish this guy was helping me push this wave. It's okay though.
Uh... Man.
Okay, I'm fine. I'm out.
I'm gonna miss a wave here but I don't really have a choice. This sucks.
I really don't want to miss this wave,
But I really don't have a choice.
Damn. All this because I kinda fucked up level 1.
It's fine.
Sedge, Mia for a sec.
Thank you for help. I'll return favor with LP I have never seen a Sejuani mid in my entire League of Legends career.
It's actually pretty interesting.
Oh, my God.
I missed four CS.
This guy is not
six yet but he could be six on this wave
so I gotta be careful.
Oh my god. I might have to flash here. What the fuck am I watching?
He might get six on this wave.
I'm a little nervous.
You know? Dude, this guy's actually like a Sejuani Connoisseur.
Look at that shit!
He knows his damage this is wild so Oh, you guys gotta be care.
I have to be.
Okay. I mean, I can TP now but like... I'm late guys so
please be careful.
I have no boots you guys gotta be careful here
wait there's just no way right wait there's just no way right? Like guys
Please don't force things when I'm not
There okay. I will carry but you cannot force stuff like that
like uh fid just get six okay? With autofilled it's ok
but don't force
Just...
Get 6, play to win
I think my fiddles autofill because he is trying to do the thing that a lot of autofill junglers do.
Where they overforce objectives even though the objective is worthless.
You would not believe how often people do this shit.
It's so common.
Like they'll unironically force the worst objectives ever. Yeah, he is autofilled. Okay.
I was gonna say they'll do this thing where like they don't understand that they can't do the objective because they're autofilled so they're not thinking about it and they're just like oh oh junglers told me to play for the objective or whatever. What?
He actually knocked my jump. What?
He actually knocked my jump. so Okay, I'm really strong.
I'm going to have to solo carry this again.
My back's getting a lot of...
Not going to lie to you, boys.
I'm getting a lot of workout with my back today.
It's like what?
The fourth game in a row I've had the 1v9.
Like, whoa Diamond! You get some back workout going on in this elo.
That's of wild. Oh, I hate this game.
What? WTF?
Just run I guess.
Wait, do I just die here? No way.
Wow!
I do.
I just die.
I mean, my bad. Like, straight up. I was not expecting to die. My bad, straight up.
I was not expecting to die to just a 57 CS
ult ignite Sejuani.
But it is my fault.
Please don't give pipe.
She has no armor, that's...
My fault! 100%.
Ooh, Melio kind of Smurfed that.
And that!
Wow!
Dude... I'm confused. Because I think I'm just losing because I don't know how Sejuani works.
Right? Like I think I fucked up because i ate her son
so 20's weird to me like i genuinely don't know how that champ works currently What? How did I just take two fucking turret shots? So Joanie's gonna try and flank me right now?
I guarantee it. Somebody is, yep there he is. Fucking knew it.
Oh this guy went...
Die! so I love this Melio.
But our Lucian is getting shafted pretty hard by Melio coming mid so much,
so I feel bad for Lucian.
But, I mean...I'll be real. I do think like i'm gonna be the one carrying the game. So I don't blame the Melio for coming mid so much. I need 100 golds.
What the fuck?
Wait, he's just doing this?
What the fuck is this?
I mean, this is not allowed, bro.
Okay, he's getting off.
I was gonna say, what?
That's some wild shit right there.
Pretty sure Sedge is like... Right, yeah.
What the... WHAT THE FUCK?! Okay, I think I figured out why this guy is so strong. It's the passive interaction with... Like, her passive does a ton of damage and it interacts really awkwardly.
I get it. That's why I like UC see how she does no damage now?
Like right there, she did zero damage to me.
It's because now her passive is down. If I can keep her
passive down and her ults down, she can't do anything. Oh my god.
I actually got outplayed. Oh, not bad.
I gotta stop making little mistakes like that.
That's the second one this game.
I got to stop doing that just because... in games where you have to 1v9
cause you're getting resources every mistake is a really bad deal we're down three grubs already.
I don't have TP right now either.
We got two drakes, or we got one drake. Not bad. not bad Once I get BT, this guy will never be able to kill me. I'm actually wondering, do you guys think I go Orc this game or BT? It's probably just BT. Like I said, he is going HP but the BT's value is way too good. hmm uh hello so so hmm
brains up for three minutes. Sylas is on bad, I need to go back and buy.
Man, I really need lifesteal.
Like badly.
Don't do it!
Sylas is in there.
I need more doms, that's what I fucking need.
If we can get a Doms third right now, and then I can get BTR Bork fourth...
Pretty sure it makes the game unplayable for the enemy and we just win
hopefully oh Oh. No, come on!
I'm so bad.
I fucking should have just hit- whoa.
That was not good.
Okay. That was not good. just back off. Dammit.
It is, like quite literally me versus their entire team right now.
... versus their entire team right now
i can't face check that. Feels bad. And we lost bot turret. Man, if these guys were just like a little bit human, we'd win this game without even it being close. I said,
I can't flame them because like... Where is my team?
Guys, please. so so again so so oh i'm dead. Worth.
I got the shutdown though? It's probably worth...
Wait should I-I shouldn't get
doms this game, I should get anti-healing.
Nobody else is going to get it, so I know I need this.
Yeah, it's a guaranteed
mortal reminder angle.
... Oh, you guys win that. Nice! Huge! Wait, do Baron. so so
what the What the fuck am I watching? Whoa, what is going on here guys?
Uh okay. Well that was a very interesting fight. so Clean up
Damn it man uh i should not have called the baron that's my bad so I mean, my bad.
I just tried to push
my lead too hard.
I think calling the Baron
was bad
just because we don't need
to do Baron toon to win we can
just perma scale right like doing the bear in there is uh it
wins us the game but we don't have to win right now
because we're playing we have a better scaling comp anyway
so i'm just i think i'm just trying too hard to push the lead because i'm scared
my team's gonna end later like the lighter the game goes it's
actually easier for me to carry
because i'll have more items. so worth shooting a lot so so Thanks for watching! Their Jinx should never be allowed to be here is because I'm by myself.
Need you guys to push or pressure
when I'm bot. You can't AFK.
Give this. Do not die.
But, when I go bot, just play mid and push or top and kill Sedge.
Like...
Go play! Like...
What the heck?
That was my fault though, I should have 1000% been able to kill the fucking-
No that's 100% my fault.
I should have been able to kill the Trist
before the Sylas got there. Like, I'm just briefing my macro because I'm getting tired. It's been a long stream.
Let's...
We're sparing.
Fuck it. hi so so so so so We can end when you save the wave. so GG. Man, I almost threw that game.
Maybe I should go to bed soon.
Like, I had the lead
in my grasp
and then I threw like three times
Like straight up, I just like
fumbled that shit over and over
I can't believe I just honored a guy named Braided Pubes, by the way.
Like,
I feel like part of me died honoring
a man named Braided Pubes but, you know,
it is what it is.
Part of me died there but, you know, it is what it is. Part of me died there, but you know
it is what it is.
It is what it is. dude my kda just gets worse and worse the longer I play. I do not have energy drinks in my house.
I should probably go get some for tomorrow's stream..... Ignore that.... What brand do I like?
I don't know, I like a lot of different stuff for energy drinks.
I've tried out pretty much every energy drink at this point
like i've tried so many but i think i wish rain Rain tastes really good.
I just wish rain didn't have like 300 milligrams of caffeine or whatever the fuck it has that's absurd.
Because it taste good it's just that like there's so much caffeine
like i love caffeine and i i tweak out from too much caffeine when I drink Ren.
But, I mean...
What are some other things that I think are good?
I mean Monster what are some other things that I think are good? I mean Monster. White Monster.
Classic.
Orange Monster.
Pretty good.
Like I was on an orange monster binge for a while.
For a little bit.
I was on a bit of an orange monster binge.
Okay..........
...
...
...
Mango Monster? I think i tried that a long time ago but i was never like in
a mango kind of like i was never really like a mango kind of guy
you like a mango kind of guy. Like, nothing against
Mango. I think it's, like, good.
I think the artificial
Mango flavor... I don't know how much I like it, like, personally. I think the artificial mango flavor,
I don't know how much I like it personally. But I do know it's good.
Like, tons of people love that shit for a reason. Alright,
it looks like the build on Corki every game
is exactly the same.
There's no variance. Everybody builds the same. There's no variance,
everybody builds
the same shit on Corki
every single game.
It's quite literally
Mana Moon
Seg Triforce, Man of Moon, RFC.
And if it gets late enough
you just go...
Lord Dom's Eye.
Ghost? I actually had a ghost energy drink at the very start of my stream, like 13 hours ago or whatever.
Or 12 hours ago, I had a ghost energy drink i had the uh cherry limeade one
love that man that shit, man. It's good.
I feel like some of these energy drinks have so
much caffeine that it's hard for me to...
Like, I have to really want
some of these.
Ghost has a lot
of caffeine too. It has 200.
Like, how much does Monster have?
I think Monster is like the lightest caffeine you can get.
Okay. maybe red bulls lighter
yeah monster is not that much Monster's like 150-ish. Yeah, it's like 160, 150.
So it's not too bad.
Whereas when you drink a rain,
you're drinking two fucking monsters
which is crazy.
That is wild.
Okay. That is wild. Well, I don't think there's a maximum allowed like the second you go like say the maximum
is like 400
I think it is.
I don't think
like the second
you go over
fucking 400
you just drop dead
but
I think there's
like a daily allotted
uh
there's like
a recommended amount that you shouldn't go over so your heart doesn't
explode in like 15 years. Like, you don't want your heart working overtime like for
10 years straight or something, you know? That wouldn't be good.
Like I'm pretty
sure
everybody's different too. Everyone Like, I'm pretty sure...
Everybody's different too. Like everybody is different right?
Like I can handle-
I have a really high caffeine tolerance
because I've been drinking caffeine
for like 10 years plus every day.
But for like 10 years plus every day but i very rarely go over that like 400 amounts like very rarely
like maybe if i'm doing like a 24-hour stream I'll go over it right?
But I usually don't drink caffeine
unless I'm
streaming or
I just want like a soda.
But I mean, soda has such negligible caffeine that it's like...
Like actually though, sodas' caffeine is so negligible compared to energy drinks you don't even really notice that if you have
like one soda
i'm an addict oh i'm hugely a caffeine addict
huge caffeine addict. Huge caffeine addict.
Huge.
Like, I've stopped cold turkey in the past, drinking
caffeine and shit, and I get like, the withdrawals were real bad. Like
it was...like the caffeine withdrawals you get sometimes? They're excruciating.
Yeah.
If you ever want to stop doing capping in there,
do it.
Like if you ever want to do...
I don't know what I'm trying to say here.
If you ever want to, um...
Like, cut out caffeine?
Like, if you're just trying to, like, straight up
not do it anymore?
Trust me when I say, like, you should just slow do it.
Like if you drink a lot of caffeine in the day don't cold turkey it.
It is not worth it man.
You're like oh I'll feel great. No you won't.
You won't feel great for like three weeks
So you might as well just do like one of those things where you drink like way less per day, right?
Like let's say you drink 300 a day.
Drink like 100.
You know, like go way down or some shit
You feel like that for yeah I did that a long time ago
I tried to cold turkey. I had a really big health kick in, like, 2019 for some
reason. I don't know why. I think
everybody just has health kicks sometimes, you know?
But yeah, I had this, like, health kick in
2019 and I was
like, dude, I'm not gonna drink caffeine.
I'm gonna eat super healthy every day.
And I mean,
I was in good shape,
the skinniest and most in shape I've been.
But at the start of that, the first month
of that was...
I don't think I'd wish that on my worst enemy, man.
That shit was so
incredibly brutal.
Like,
always tired, right?
You're in a natural state
of being tired
because you're not drinking any
caffeine so your body isn't making...
Your body's not making the thing
that makes you not tired.
Because you drank caffeine
for so long.
So you're just always fucking tired. Then if you don't drink enough caffeine, your head hurts.
Right? Like your head just fucking hurts and it sucks.
The fuck is this? What are you doing? It fucking hurts. And it sucks.
The fuck is this? What are you doing?
I'm autopiloting really hard.
I should probably focus, huh?
This is like my try-hard account.
I should probably focus.
I'm just getting tired and whenever I get tired
I get really talky.
Like I get chatty.
Because it's not like I'm playing in silver.
I'm still playing in D2.
So the players aren't that bad. That kind of thing has been slated so Wait, how did my character turn? Did you see that? I got stunned sideways.
That was wild.
Oh, I'm getting ganked.
You might try and flash here...
Yeah, I gotta f- flash here yeah i gotta
oh i should have helped man bro if i just
valked forward auto'd him he dies.
Man!
I had that double kill.
Like high key.
I just had to Valk forward and double...
Or auto.
Oh, God.
Wait, there's no way this guy
just gets to sit here at one HP.
Right?
Like he doesn't just get
a push this wave in, right?
Like this doesn't get to happen no no no this is disgusting I know I got ganked or whatever, but like that is gross dude.
My man just like walk it up trying to push the wave in at 1 HP. That shit is never allowed.
I ever do that? I instantly get 4-man ganked from fucking Africa.
Like I'm being hexflashed the enemy support behind my turret.
Right, that shit is fucking rough.
Did you know what kind of sucks about playing mid lane nowadays?
You don't have any roam timers.
Not really...
Because like right now, if I go roam
Like imagine I go roam...
Like, imagine I go roam right now, right?
I just, like,
can't do anything with it.
Like, I lose a wave and then that wave isn't worth roaming. It actually feels bad. What the fuck? Oh, he actually killed me with that ult.
The Zarya's not
that bad.
This is the Sedge I was
playing last game? He's not that bad.
Oh, he's Masters! Okay, I was wondering...
I was like this guy's not THAT bad. because he wasn't that bad last game either he was just playing sedge mid He used it pretty fast.
I mean, if you're a Xerath player, you can just spam your R key.
It's not that bad.
I need to push this though. Wow, he even pinked this.
Wow! That's actually kind of impressive.
I did not expect that from him.
I am going to Realm Bot because both I did not expect that from him.
I am gonna roam bot, because both these guys are 1 HP.
If I don't come down here now, I'm just trolling so... Push. Push the wave.
Team, teammates! Teammates please. Please dear god, teammates.
Thank you. Appreciate it. so so Hmm, Pyke's five. He's not six so...
Damn I don't like this though. I kind of took too much damage there.
I took so much damage from trying to make that dive happen.
I should have just sat in that.
Anytime I ever roam, it never goes well. Like, I never actually do well with roams. hmm nah this isn't really trying to dive me right now? Is that what we're doing?
Ooh. This ain't good. I'm just dead, I'm not even gonna flash. Aatrox is a little lost. My bad.
I'll be real,
I don't know what Aatrox was doing.
He should have just
ran at them.
Like he was like
kind of
you know what he did there
that like kinda makes
me a little tilted?
Uh, he did the thing
that a lot of people do when they play
when they play
uh
solo ends. Like, when a fight's happening near them play solo lanes,
when a fight's happening near them, they
hesitate on whether they want to go to the fight or not.
But they half walk through it.
It happens so much, man.
They're like, oh my
God. I am gonna pretend
I didn't see that because
uh...
Wow.
... Wow. I am just gonna pretend I did not see that. slain so I got his flash. Damn, that was a good kick. If he didn't kick me there I would have killed him. want to kill them Ooh.
Well played!
Dude, I'm actually kind of the weak link this game. I'm playing bad.
My Corki's not even bad either, I'm just playing bad. Oh, okay.
Man, what the fuck? I mean my bad I suppose.
My Aatrox is kind of a bitch.
Like dude, our side lanes are winning so hard but they...
They fucking hate helping team. I'll be honest the amount that i have been like ran down right now is insane
We just killed them both! Aatrox wins that. What am I watching? What the fuck? There's no way this Lee Sin is this greedy, right? Dude, what is going on with my mouse wheel right now? Stop it.
Oh my god! It's like full broken.
Oh my god. I can usually fix it...
...I think it's not a good feel.
Hmm... Maybe I should take a break after this game.
Like, I'm very clearly not playing well
but i think my tiredness has finally caught up to me Bro, like why are you bot right now like why in god's name is that guy bought. Like, Rift
is up. My team
is duo sieging mid and
this Lee Sin's like yo
I'm gonna go bot and kill the fucking
fodder.
Bro, why you gotta ruin my kda man like i'm tired okay i'm 33. i can't do all-nighters anymore more so so I back. You guys think I go...
Hold on, quick question.
Do you guys think I go...
Well played.
Do you guys think I go
Mark Trace this game? Probably.
Tabby's doesn't seem that good.
Like,
they don't have that many autos outside of fucking...
Thelios Lee.
Like Pyke doesn't really auto and if Sett is autoing me i'm pretty sure i'm trolling right like
if so it's that's autoing me i'm pretty sure i've made some mistakes in the game.
Eh, it's all good.
I'll trade one for ones like that all day right now.
I'm okay with it.
Like,
I knew I was getting
baited but
I was like,
eh,
fuck it.
Okay. so I just realized in this moment,
I'm asking my Aatrox if he wants to top or bot and I'm full muted.
So like in this moment, I'm talking to myself.
You know...
Sometimes in life you get old you just become really stupid.
Yeah? What do you guys think yeah? I'll fight you! um so this
i'll be real what i'm doing right now is so illegal
yeah that's not allowed. I'm terrible.
If I die here it's 100% deserved.
Chat are you guys there? Am I talking to myself?
Can you hear me? Or are you
guys all just like lurking and vibing?
Okay. You're gone? Ah, rip. GG.
We knew you well. gg
we knew you well it's 4am dude hi tell me about him man i feel you i'm a i mean i appreciate you guys ride or dying with me today on this 12 and
a half hour stream.
I appreciate it, boys.
You guys are the real ones.
You guys are the homies.
Oh. Oh, I think we're going to lose top turret. Oh. Whoa, fuck you guys!
Like what the hell?
Like wha- What?! the hell like what
off
like i'm weak but i'm not that weak bro so has destroyed
yeah my team just straight carried me this game.
Yo... Thank you for carry.
You know? Everybody's gotta get carried once in a while right?
My team straight carried me.
Wait, pad stats so it doesn't look like we got too carried?
Wait, pad the stats?
Okay, nice.
Good work.
Smooth Good work. Smurf to the end? I think anybody with two items on Corki can just walk at people and auto them, then they die.
It's kind of why Corki is broken right now.
It's like kind
of the same idea as tryst except for corky takes less mechanics than trist
like just a slightly higher mechanical requirement and quirky just like kills you.
I don't know who to honor.
Every single player played so good on my team, man.
I genuinely don't know who to honor. Damn.
I kind of want
to do one more, but I'm playing
so bad right now.
Like it's probably
best I don't know.
Give me a sec. Let me think if I want to do another... So, Hmm.
Oh, why do I still have this guy? My friend's list. Fuck that guy. hmm Hmm.
Because the problem I'm going to have is...
I just got a free win, right?
This is my thought process.
Let me break this down for you guys.
So I had to actually 1v5
four different fucking games
in a row, right?
These four games games I had to go absolutely Thanos
mode. Like, I had to straight up just 1v9
these
And I don't know if I have
the 1v9 in me at the moment to do it again. and you gotta kinda like
the issue with League
is you have to, like...
be willing to
put in, like, a thousand percent
effort
every game. Or you kind of just
start getting shit on.
... or you kind of just start getting shit on. And I want to keep, like, good win rate, right?
I want to keep, like, a good win rate
and I want to try and get this account to Chao.
Oh, we reversed two Masters
players. Wait, how did these
guys fall so hard?
Yo, thank you for the raid, man. I appreciate it.
Both of these players were Masters last year.
And now they're...
D3, negative one rate.
Huh. Huh...
Maybe they were boosted?
No I mean the Xerath wasn't that bad. Oh he's been Masters more than once.
No my MMR is really bad on this account right? Like super bad.
Look at how bad it is i'm playing d3
it's because i went two and three in my placements
those are like the worst placements I've ever had.
Like,
I straight up went two and three
in my placements.
Like all three of my losses were in my placements. All three of my losses were in my placements.
Because of that, you see how I'm just like in Diamond 4 MMR now? You see how I started in D4 MMR?
Lost. Then it put me an Emerald. I won.
Then it put me a D4. I lost. Then I won. Then I lost.
And then it gave me an emerald 2 game.
I destroyed it.
Or we won.
Then it gave me a d4 game,
d3.
So like
if I win my next
eight in a row, I'll be Masters
MMR tomorrow
pretty easily.
I think we can hit Masters
MMR tomorrow pretty easily.
We just have to win like 8 or 9
in a row, and then we're chilling, which isn't hard.
I mean...
If I warm up before I play...
Like, I didn't really have a good warm-up.
Like this game,
I was like straight up my mouse fucked up.
And I was playing
the hardest champ in the game to snowball with
and I couldn't snowball because
my mouse fucked up and I just trolled.
What happened this game?
Oh, this game my team just forfeited.
I remember.
I was trying to carry this one.
They just gave up.
Like, I didn't even get to try and carry it.
They just did not want to play anymore.
I had six items
and they just forfeited.
My team forfeited this game too.
But, I mean,
this one was more okay. This was the Q snipe.
This Galaxy guy spent 90% of his game mid lane. I mean, I can just disable... My mouse is really good.
It's literally only the scroll wheel.
Like,
I could probably
just go into Windows
and disable the scroll wheel
or I could put tape
over the scroll wheel. wheel but yeah this guy
Q sniped me earlier and then just straight
up fucking
sat mid the whole game.
That was frustrating. I mean,
I'm trying to decide
if I want to keep playing.
I'm pretty tired.
I did like 12 and a half hour stream i really don't want to like run it down I think I'm going to call it.
I think I'm going to
call it for now, guys. now guys i'm gonna let my wrist rest and then i'm gonna come back tomorrow and we'll play some more games tomorrow.
But, yo, thank you for everybody who resubs today.
I appreciate it a lot.
Thank you for the new subs,
the old subs, people just watching. Thank you for the new subs, the old subs people just watching thinking of the followers. Thank you for hanging out with me choosing to spend your day
with me. Appreciate it a lot guys hope you have a wonderful rest of your day
and if i don't see tomorrow uh yeah
you smell bad sorry that's just how it works
if i don't see you you smell bad so Sorry, it's just how it works. If I don't see you, you smell bad
so I better see tomorrow if you don't wanna stink.
Later dudes have a good one.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Bye bye.