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Minions have spawned. Okay. What are these people even saying right now? electricity made the brain work good I will see the Mungo so so I'm going to try and get the first blood sample. You know what I think?
Kind of interesting. so uh This hacker is so angry like bro are you okay?
Why you so mad man chill Relax, bro.
This guy's angry at nothing. I don't know what he's doing.
He's mad at the fucking world, man!
Bro is crazy!
... These hex rays look fine. That's what me'd say if me took hex rays. We so so so so oh it's okay me wash hand um so so so I probably am gonna get dove here.
But, I think it's actually okay. uh so need doctor Nice. Good work, bro.
Proud of you Here you go!
Me, Dr. Gunn! so haha Not bad, not bad. My Spotify stopped working.
That's unfortunate. uh I wonder if i can actually kill this guy at some point?
I think i can actually kill this guy at some point. I think I can
I don't think he does that much damage if you kill his fucking tentacles first
Like even if he lands
his E?
Doesn't seem like it
does that much, even if you kill his tentacles.
... um making time Yeah. This guy is going to die. i mean all i really have to do i think is just not die
right as long as i don't die i think we're like chilling so so i'm pretty sure if i can just get my warmogs i think we just win the game because then i just walk at this guy
take trades and he can't ever kill me.
Ah interesting! Ah, interesting.
Yeah I had to back bro.
Had to happen my man sorry.
It's just kinda how it works. had to happen man, sorry.
It's just kinda how it works. This guy wanted me to walk out of base to grubs.
I don't think that's a good plan. Pretty sure Laoi shits on Mundo like super fucking hard though.
Like this seems like a really hard matchup for me, believe it or not.
I could totally see this being a really hard matchup.
Because she kind of just has the advantage.
There you go! the advantage
wasted his R. Okay. so It's kind kinda hard to dodge every single fucking...
It is a little hard to dodge every single pinnacle hit.
I mean, I'm killing them on repeat but it is a little bit hard to dodge them all. uh Hmm. I mean, I got my warmogs to summon. Maybe I can back TP back before he takes my turret, but I doubt it.
He's probably just gonna take the turret. Yeah.
Ooh, he's actually an idiot Interesting. Very interesting. Hmm... hmm Let's see if I can get my Spotify going. Looks like it's bugged. so so so I think this is always kind of fun, but also kind of funny. because I'm not fully sure if like
this guy's just really bad?
Or what's going on? He went Black Cleaver versus Dr. Mundo, seems kinda bad.
Cause like I don't build resistance, I just go pure HP. oh The
saccharine loves the yap. Are you good bro? Why did this Katarina come bot?
This guy should just let me be bot.
There's no reason for cat to be bot here. She can just sit mid and get kills or sit top and get kills. So I mean if I... sit here for a bit so I'm going to go ahead and do this. uh um so I don't know if this is even worth trying to fight this by the way. So, I always kind of bad.
This guy doesn't play very well. I'm going to try and get the so I think if I ult,
I just ult and kill the tower there.
Pretty sure actually.
But
because I need fucking 600 gold for my item, which is wild.
So much gold. electricity make the brain work good
no my cannon! so Man, I'm so close. Oh!
Oh, I think I'm just dead.
Hmm, oh well.
I'm actually surprised we're not getting more.
Like, the enemy Swain is 1v2ing our mid AD support.
Hmm... oh well. I think we just go get Hard Steel or farm Bawave then get Hard Steel.
Dude, these people in this elo are really slow on what they want to actually do.
It is kind of crazy though.
Because like we're so far ahead that they could pretty much just be winning the game right now off of like forcing a baron or doing something like that
but they're not doing any of those things they're just uh
waiting they're like trying to outscale, but they don't actually outscale.
Right? Like Yi outscales Hecarim or does a decent job. Rumble will always be useful and...
Jhin versus Ez. Ez is at one of the strongest spikes at the moment.
Oh well.
I don't care too much let's chill I'm going to go ahead and do this. Oh. oh that was weird my internet went crazy for a sec so um Relax.
Relax, homies.
I'm fine.
What are they gonna do, man? Walk at me and then like I just walk away? These people are crazy. so These guys definitely take too long to actually do things in the CLL. so Why did everybody come top?
The fuck, why are you guys up here?
What are you guys doing?
You guys are psychos!
Why did we all come top?
What are you guys doing?
Radz, what're ya doin'?
Oh, Raditz! Where are you?! you doing I mean, yeah.
I don't know what that was.
Hmm. Oh well.
Yo, so nasty! Thank you for the 27 man I appreciate it. Welcome back.
Thanks homie.
I think my team is trying to play safe so that they get free baron but
pretty sure the enemy team is on baron by the way
but who knows This is definitely a funny game where I can just like from...
I could just tell from how everybody's playing, nobody in this game has been above emerald
In their career until now
Just do Baron. You guys are psychos, just go do Baron. Our Ezreal is retarded. started sometimes me wonder who is mean to play god then me remember so um team uh uh so Thanks for watching! Thank you........ Okay. I'll be. Thank you.......... Fuck.
What's up, lads? Fuck. Oh.
What's up, lads?
Hello.
How you guys doing?
Can you guys hear me?
Hello?
Hopefully my mic's on. Okay. Okay.... Silence. What's up boys?. Oh, they banned Dr. Mundo. Dude who bans Mundo? What the fuck? We have Mid N in Italy. We have mentally. This guy banned Dr. Mundo.
You guys are toxic.
Okay......... Oh, versus my QSniper fanboy. What's up, bro? 30 seconds until minions fall Ba-ba-bada-badabam. Ba-ba-dadadadadadadadadum.
Here, just to make it fair to my team because I know that guy's Q sniping,
I'll map cover for now.
I don't want my team to get screwed for it 15 years pod yeah thank you for the 15 months vengeful i appreciate it man welcome back bro huh Huh? Oh, the enemy Seraphine's
the sniper. He was the guy
who banned Mundo too.
I actually don't know
why he snipes me but he snip, but whenever I'm on my PESO account he snipes
me once or twice a week.
It is one of those, it doesn't really bother me.
I just wanted to play Mundo, to be honest with you.
I just
wanted to play Mundo. no um uh Oh my CS!
Man, taking like three days off of League? My brain is actually just mush.
I got the ol old mush brain. I should honestly probably go back, but I don't think I actually can. um I don't even think I needed a flash, but I did it because I'm bad.
Ooh, I should actually probably just have backed...
...because the way he's pushing to me,
and now I've kind of stalled my back
a bit. Yeah, I should have just backed immediately.
Oh well.
That sort of is... Like I said, I'm kind of like shaking off the rust.
I took a few days off...
I took the weekend off and then yeah, uh, I was gonna take today off too cause...
Fuck. today off too, because... I have a few
personal things going on, but
I'm gonna stream for a little bit. I mean, I don't think Darius with two suns on me is going to be too bad.
As long as...
As long as um...
As long as I don't just like walk into a hook
or something, I think I'm okay.
Okay. Because I do still have condemn, either way.
So he would have to like... All in me when my condemns them and then he would have to hook. I will end you.
Like, maybe if he like Flash Hook slows me and Ghosts at the time when i'm like not under the turret but You will be disassembled.
Dude, I gotta fuckin'... ooh... I gotta shake off the old...
I gotta warm up the old hands!
My hands are a bit stiff after taking
the week off, or the weekends. They're stiff as fuck
i don't want to push this wave in or die so um uh so I want to say, I probably could have just killed that guy if I condemned him and then ulted. I Come on back I kind of want to back.
I could probably zone this guy, but I think backing here and then going
getting Churchy Boot is probably better.
Yeah, just get like 32 boots here and then get a vamp scepter or something and we're chillin'.
Then this'll push back to me-
Oh Darius went bot?
Oh what a roam!
Ooh my man Dus is roman bot holy you good man i got damn
he's really out here
we got mid nidalee popping off. Oh, I am so dead.
Oh, I'm still so dead.
Oh, I'm still so dead?
No! I suck! Dude, I think if I actually condemned the Malz's ult,
I would have double killed them instantly.
Thank God this Nidalee is not very good.
I think she actually could have punished me really fucking hard there.
Damn, I really wish that I hadn't fucked that up though.
Cause like when I took off the thing...
...I'm just rusty.
If I had just rusty.
If I had used my condemn immediately when I took the thing off...
When I took the passive off? I would have killed her.
Even if he ulted when he was that low uh he wouldn't have gotten the second e
and then i would have bought time for kindred to like not be able to get there Pretty sure Kindred is still topside. I think she's in our jungle right now.
That's, like, how
I would view her.
Let's see what I would think she would do.
I do have think she would do. I have ult!
I'm level 8 and I have ult, so
like... there's a
chance that i can just uh
... just the i think i think I tilted this guy.
Look, I think the enemy Darius is mad. you had How much gold do I need for Bourne? okay okay
so so so Yeah, Darius is not happy playing versus VanTop. I wonder if it's actually worth to try and get
Vork before I back.
Probably.
Because I think I'd get it with this wave, as long as I don't miss too much CS. Not bad. Cool, we get Blade and then we just go take top turret?
I think we just win.
Well hopefully.
This guy's name is T Pacha My Spaghet. I mean, I feel bad, like... Vayne does just shit on Darius.
It's funny because I was going to go Mundo and I think darius is an easier time into mundo Bro.
This Seraphine intentionally Q sniped me to get shit on by
a Diamond 3 bot lane.
Ban the champion I
wanted to play
just to have me shit on the enemy top laner playing a champion that I'm better at. um I'll be real, that was scary.
Tanking that turret shot was scary as fuck. uh I couldn't. Bye bye.
Bye bye.
I wonder if i could just...
I wonder what I go next. Probably, I don't know
if Triforce is actually worth it this game.
Triforce isn't bad but I don't think it's worth like actually though
it would give me more... What's it called?
Can't think of the word.
Movement speed?
But I could probably go, like, PD if I wanted more movement speed as well.
Hmm. Double kill!
Now I'm page That guy has just telephoned out of his mind.
I feel kind of bad for him.
Okay, destroyed and turned hmm probably just back i don't think I should stay with this much gold. Do I ever go bot here or do I go back top?
I don't actually know.
Probably bot?
Can I 1v1 this Malz, though?
That's the question.
He's pretty strong.
I have no MR.
He's got an item and a half.
Ooh, that's kind of awkward.
I don't know if I can actually.
Maybe if I had MR
I could.
Maybe I can 1v1 him if i'm like better. Oh.
I'm pretty sure Malz is not here.
He just ditched bot turret, which I think it's fine for us because he ditched bot turret to go to the rift fight but i don't think like the rift fight matters at all uh okay Okay.
We're at Triforce,
at least.
That's good.
Honestly, I could probably sit here and kill the Kindred, but...
Uh, I think the Seraphine's like-
This guy's ghosting or whatever.
So, I don't know if I can actually...
I don't know if it's a smart idea. Yo, I'm actually down with that guy dying to the Darius.
Because now the Darius is worth gold again so I can just go kill him.
Like, I'm fucking down.
Yeah that guy wasn't worth gold before? Now he is like let's go
you know what i think i should have gone this game a static shade would have been
really good too just so I could wave clear a bit.
But, I do kind of want a little bit of MR
So that I can like uh...
Not instantly die to the fucking...
mouse surfing ulties.
Because they're both doing full AP, so like if I get a
If I get one of the memoir we're chilling an enemy has been slain I'm gonna break your code. uh What do we go wit's end? I don't know, maybe it's Wits Ends?
Not sure.
Maybe it's Terminus. Nah, let's just go Wits. Fuck it. It doesn't add any actual damage but...
It adds like- Like I said, it doesn't add AD but... Bush is warded? Yeah, I don't care. ad but
bush is warded yeah i don't care it is what it is
we're just vibing.
Like I'm not sweating today or anything, you know?
We're just kinda chillin'.
Vibing about... bye 12 1200 huh We're almost 15. That's pretty good.
I don't think a Shin-Shin would be too happy with us, but I think like other than that we're in a good spot.
Oh I'm dead! Oh yeah I'm dead.
Oh yeah,
I'm super dead.
Oop. Oop.
What did they use?
They used a lot of shit actually, Flash ulted and then this guy ulted
Yeah I think they're fine.
Even if they take this turret, they can't get the inhib and...
They have no ultis. Wait my team just wins this.
Just fight! They have no ultis Yeah, I was gonna say like my team wins that extremely extremely hard
Like
I don't know what the fuck
I just saw but like that wasn't
great for you know
like the enemy team is trolling.
Oh, that guy's dead. Wait maybe not? Ooh...
Penta! Yo let's get Baron, fuck it. We don't even need our jungler,
Let's just get Baron, bro.
Just be careful of the Jinx rocket. That's about it.
Nah he doesn't want to? That's fine. so Oh, that's a good one. easy peasy lemon squeezy um An ally has been slain. And anyone has been slain.
Yeah, I mean Trist had a lot of gold there. um No worries, we just leave I kinda want terminus actually.
It's probably better.
Dude, it's kind of crazy how hard the enemy team is sweating.
When the score is 39-17 we have three dragons baron and they have no way of matching our
sport push it's kind of wild.
But I mean, I get it.
... They don't actually have Mal's flash, so he can't like...
Mal's can't Flash ult me.
So that's a little sad. Man, if you're gonna Q-Snipe me,
you gotta at least win.
Like I gotta be real man,
If you're gonna Q-Snipe me...
At least be fucking good.
Like if you're gonna ban the champ
I wanna play and you're gonna be cringe
and all this shit, like...
I gotta be real with you a little bro.
Like...
It's just depressing at this point
that I beat you every time I'm versus you when you Q-Sign me
and you int every time I'm on your team
because you think it's fun to get a reaction or whatever.
Bro,
you're just griefing your teammates.
Surely there's got to be something better you can do with
your time. Right? Surely... Like, this is just depressing bro.
Dog Seraphine? True. That Seraphine player is dog shit, too. Like, top it all off
that player sucks.
Like not only do they just waste
all their time cube sniping me but they fucking suck
too.
So I was like what the fuck?
Like dude, you want to know
how pathetic this is?
Look at this.
So I don't play on this account very often, right?
Like I just play for fun or whatever.
Look at this. I want to show you guys something.
Tell me this isn't a little bit sad.
The last time that this guy queued
a game of League was versus
me 14 days ago.
... 14 days ago. Or with me, and he just ran it down
right like he was like trolling or whatever
like three games before that he played with me again and ran it down in the strolling. I'm just confused
as to like why,
I guess.
You know?
It doesn't make sense.
And if you keep scrolling
you can find that he either plays with
or against one of my accounts
all the time.
It does not make sense, man.
I remember there was another series where
I was in
a low elo and he was playing with one of was, like, another series where I had... Where I was in like, uh,
low elo and he was playing with one of my accounts.
I don't remember when it was.
Oh, here it is.
Another game where he was, like,
Q-sniping me, playing with one of my accounts when I was in Loewe
just running it down.
This guy's
crazy, man.
It blows my mind this guy is crazy, man. It blows my mind
that this guy Q-Snipes me
to run it down on my team.
I mean, maybe he's just
running it down in general.
Because, I mean,
he ran it down last game too.
Like, this guy got shit on by me.
Actually,
I didn't even shit on him.
He tried to ban me out
because I was like,
dude,
I want to play some Mundo for fun.
He tried to ban me out
and he got shit on by the young Yam God.
Like this Diamond 380 carry player would duo with this Yuumi?
Took a shit on his face.
That is sad bro why are you trying to keep me when you can't even beat diamond three players like what is happening
like sincerely Like, sincerely.
You gotta stop them.
Like... you literally just log on, play ARAMs and wait for me to queue up in your low elo on one of my accounts.
It's a huge nightmare.
That cannot be a fun life.
But hey, I mean you want to keep
giving me LP? Do it bro.
... do it my man i'll take some more your lp let's go i'm not even trying right now i'm literally like map zoned out chilling..... Yeah, I'm okay. Ciao.... That's what I'm saying, Killer B...... Okay. You took a break from League?
How does your life feel, are you 10 feet taller?
Rich? Handsome?
... handsome?
Just a million times more intelligent than you were.
I'd have to
imagine
that's what's got to got I'd have to imagine.
That's what's got to happen when you quit league.
Just
constant happiness.... Thank you............. Oh oh Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
37 seconds. What am I versus?
Oh yeah, versus Cho'Gath.
I feel like Mundo vs Cho'gath probably favors me but...
...I don't really know.
Because we'd just farm it out and both like hyperscale
that's probably just how it goes But he did take Phase Rush, which is really interesting.
I think Phase rush is nuts
it's kind of crazy Yeah, I'll fist bump you bro.
Yo our whole team fist bumped holy fuck.
The whole team base bumps
surely this guy starts cute right yeah I was gonna say there's like no way he
doesn't start Q because that shit is so OP. so patience where are you so so motherfucker I don't know.
I probably should just like, intentionally go as fast as I can.
Like push this wave in as fast as I can. Like, push this wave in as fast as I can.
Ooh, that's not too bad.
Do I ever just go back on this timer or do I chill?
As far as this is bot,
I mean, I could probably just sit.
I don't know why I would back at us.
There's no real danger of dying.
I do feel like this guy out-sustains me to a fault, or
to a point, but...
It's like the amount of mana and he gets from killing minions is kind of crazy
who knows Who knows? Oh, you son of a fucking bitch.
Yeah cause I mean we'll get his fuckin HP... dude's fuckin Thanos up here.
I don't even know if Graves can kill him.
Like, if Graves comes
right now, I don't even know if we can kill this guy.
Honestly,
I almost want to TP back with full HP.
I'm a little worried that I might die.
Like straight up, it's a little scary maybe he can't kill me though even if he lands the knockup.
Oh my god. hmm Hmm.
I wonder if he... Do you think he just uses fucking
Flash WR and i die maybe
i mean i could see it happening like if i can't ulti
should be a little car.
Like I said, I feel like this is literally just us farming for a while.
It's how it's gonna go, we're just going to literally farm.
And then once I get Wormogs, if he doesn't
rush Wormogs as well, he probably just loses
the game.
Like, if he's not a Wormogs rusher.
That's
exactly what I was waiting for.
I thought he might like try and splash silence into ulti.
That's why I was like- I had my R key or my fucking fat ass finger on my r key
because i was like yeah if he does do that like
you could that's like his was one chance to actually just fucking kill
me now we can't really gap close anymore, so it's not really a big deal
Oh I should have maxed there Or I should've put a point in E. Hmm.
This guy's definitely going gonna try and freeze this. He already broke his freeze though, which is kind of funny. I don't think he can actually catch me. Okay, he can.
I should have been ready for the Q.
He's maxing Q so their cooldown is really low.
That's my bad.
Like, I should have just been ready
for it is all.
Because him...
When they max Q, their cooldown on Q
is like two seconds.
So that's just my bad.
Like I said, he can't really do much else.
Also, I can freeze this.
He kind of fucked up
and he's just like letting me freeze.
What? I messed up too. An ally has been slain. An ally has been slain!
Yeah, Griggs is definitely not gonna come up here. Oh I see.
I see what he did.
He rushed tier 2 boots.
Oh, okay.
I see.
He rushed tier 2 boots so that he could uh catch me through cleaver okay
i mean I'm okay if he doesn't get this plate.
If he's just going to walk away...
Okay with that.
I need, what? 500 gold? Oh. It's kind of interesting that he would rather sit in that bush than get a plate. um I'm just going to let him go. If he starts blocking my Qs with his body or whatever, that's gonna be a really bad choice by him.
That'll be the worst choice he can make.
Because I have 5 points in Q... That'll be like the worst choice he can make.
Because that's why I have five points in Q.
So if he starts blocking the Qs with his body,
he's just going to get way too behind
and way too fast.
I'll put him down
too hard.
Because like three or four of those and he's completely oom too. has been slain.
Pretty sure you guys just kill him, no?
You're fine.
Pretty sure now that I have Warmogs, the game's over for Mr. Cho'Gath.
Because if he ever trades with me, I just heal it back and so I'll never be in like death zone for him to kill me
he'll have to all-in me to kill me and i don't think he has the
thing i don't think it'll be possible for him to do that I'm going to use the is I'm going to go back. So you're like, I can just take trades now and the warmogs will out-heal me past his bullshit.
He's trying to go warmogs but he doesn't have the hp to do it or he doesn't have a gold yet Oh, I have
fucking double grubs. I have six grubs i've six grubs oh okay i really want to push this wave
in and just take plates now like i just want to intentionally tank uh Oh. Well, this is fucking insane.
I'm literally just sitting here stun-locked.
Like, I 8.71 seconds of cc
wait what
eight point seven one 8 what? 8.71 Chokir doesn't get CDR with points on it? Oh, I didn't know that. I always thought that it just goes down.
I actually didn't know.
That's kind of interesting. You know what's funny about this?
For all purposes, I actually did beat this Cho'Gath.
Like for all intents and purposes like I did beat him top
I got solo killed but I was about to take like five plates
It just kind of sucks
because like
I was going to take a bunch of plates
and then I got killed by
Miss Leona.
Okay, so... Hey, bro.
When you say something's boring, you mean chill right?
I don't know what's more chill. The Mundo gameplay or the music? sec I think I just got five fucking grass procs in that one trade with that Cho'Gath. that uh Oh, chose walking mid? yo feel free bro and walk it walk it down mid, bro
Listen I will take this tier 2 turret.
You walk through that fight like a fucking beast, Cho.
Go for it, buddy. I'm down to get fed. Excuse me, farmed. I'm going to go back and do this. so so hmm so What the fuck?
You guys just sent four people
and committed two ults in a teleport
to a Mundo who's 0-2?
You guys are wild!
My bad. my man I'm a little disappointed though guys.
I expected more That guy's ult did so little damage.
Holy fuck. I'm about to have my Heartsteal.
Cool. Alright, we got Heartsteal in 70 gold.
Okay. in 70 gold are you so Man, you guys just like love dying I want to go get my Heartsteal. I got the enemy Cho'Gath is five and one. I'm one-3 and
he hasn't been able to impact the game
literally at all.
Like, that can't be fun bro. so Don't worry, I'll wait here.
Don't worry, I'll give a stand. Man, you guys really don't do any damage. ah yeah look at all the jizzlets just hitting the turret. my son. you you. What happened to my client broke Damn, I did so much damage.
Did you guys see how
I was throwing cleavers
at the Mundo?
Or, man,
at the fucking show
walking dude I had a
stat pad 101 go
versus Cho'Gath and
just throw cleavers in
his face the whole
game that's how you stat pad right there, boys.
That's how it's done.
I'll be right back. back Okay. Thank you. I mean, shot by tanks with no damage items?
I mean,
I'm not sure you're getting one shot. If Mundo can gap close onto you...
Like if Mundo comes down
with Warmogs and Heartsteal...
And if there's a Mundo in the game period
and you haven't built like Dork
then you're just letting a Mundo cleaver you as an AD Carry.
That's probably your bad.
Like, Mundo is strong right now don't get me wrong but he's also like That's probably your bad.
Like, Mundo is strong right now, don't get me wrong,
but he's also like... He has very obvious counterplay.
Yeah. Does PowerPlayers build HP Shred?. Okay....... just didn't stand a chance
two items versus
two items
I mean
I think he would have
i mean think about it this way
that twitch was level 11. i was level 14 so i had a three level lead on him right and even though he had two items he still had no cs per minute
in low levels
now imagine Now imagine...
AD carries aren't designed to beat top laners 1v1 though. Now, imagine Leona was spamming Q
on me during that fight.
Right?
So, imagine Leona was spamming
Q to stun me and shit
while Twitch was hitting me during that fight there's a pretty good chance
that i just i just die also my items were more expensive than his items were So, like a Hurricane 2 item is not equal to a Heartsteal to Adam type thing..... so I'm trying to figure out what absolute moron is going Ruby Crystal Start Mundo.
Mundo actually falls off later on, so like...
The more items Twitch gets the easier it is for them to kill Mundo.
Like we were at the point where Mundo
is at his like peak strength
because I had my two core items
built
so Twitch was at his weakest
because he only had his two, like he had these like Bork
Hurricane but if Twitch had just gotten
Lord Dom's third I would just die.
Like I would just fall over.
Okay. okay Minions have spawned. Like, levels and items on 80 carries are the best scaling thing in the game.
The more you get, the more it multiplies multiplicatively. I don't know how I'm gonna beat Quinn as Mundo but we'll give it a go
I'm gonna have to chill and then just like super scale. This is going to be another
game like it was last game where we just try not to get behind.
Pretty much every Mundo game is you trying your best not to get behind,
and if you can not get behind
by the time you get War Mogs,
you pretty much win the game
Wow Wow, that sucks. oh my god i'm so bad pretty sure I'm supposed to use my W when Quinn uses her E.
Like, I'm pretty sure that's how this works. Quinn uses the E and then that's when i use w
quinn is this queen's not very smart she's letting me just kinda scale.
Like, she's not actively playing to put me behind which is not very good
she's planning to like go even or to get like 10 cs a minute
but i don't think that's smart i think playing to put me behind is a lot more intelligent Yeah, I mean, because that's not worth at all.
She just wasted her Flash and her Ignite?
Okay. and her ignite. And I can just TP back to win.
Like that wasn't worth for at all. so Hmm. hmm I actually have the same CS as this guy
which is not good for him
like if you're going even in a Quinlan, you are losing your land
Honestly Akram could probably just kill this guy. Like high key I'm pretty sure Akram just kills this Gwyn. there you got no prior top topside, buddy.
I'm going to keep it real with you.
You won't have prio this entire game.
It might suck, but the truth hurts. Okay. so so My Hecarim is actually stupid, by the way.
Oh you're an idiot! What are you doing? Actually stupid, by the way.
Oh, you're an idiot.
What are you doing?
Necrom, bro.
You can either gank top or play bot side
but there's no way you
can do an objective on topside
without like helping me first oh you're kind of trolling bro I think what we do here is
be sure
to try and push this next wave in
to crash it.
I don't know if he'll be able to.
Oh, maybe not. He already thinned the
wave out to make it even.
Like I said, that's fine. It's not a big deal.
Going even in this lane is winning the lane.
So I'm okay with it. yep Because what will happen is I'll get a Warmogs and then Quinn won't be able to ever fight
me in existence.
Cause she'll take like half her HP. What will end up happening is we'll get
into a fight, she'll take half of my HP and I'll just regen it with warmogs. She just let me freeze the wave in her face.
I know she can come back and fight for him, but that was still kind of dumb
because she's gonna miss like three or four minions here
and if she keeps doing that where i'm like a three four minion lead over and over again
she'll eventually get like really far behind because i'm already at full level up on her Alright, I got his ignite for free.
Well it cost him my ult but...
Not bad.
Hmm I have a really big CS lead. Well, considering that I'm playing Mundo versus Quinn. Like, I should not have a Cess late at all. If Hecarim sees this and just kills this guy, his game's over. man i really don't want to go back right now, but I have to.
If I don't go back right now and this guy just shoves the wave in
I'm gonna get too far behind he can just dive me homers oh okay Oh, okay.
Quinn went in bed?
Ooh, I don't know about that one.
It's kind of an awkward little choice, Ms. Quinn. so It's okay, I got TP.
Honestly?
I'm a little sad though, but it's okay.
Because I'm pretty sad though, but it's okay. Because I'm pretty sure I should have lived.
I missed my initial Q and I kind of ghosted late.
I'll probably lose one plate then return the favor and get like two three
it's just because i didn't have bullets Not having boots is hella fucking shit, but...
I mean now that we got fuckin' ummm...
Wormog? i mean now that we got um
warmogs now we're chilling What's you doing? What are you doing, bro?
Come on man. See this...
Remember when I told you we were both gonna take half our HP
and then what's going to happen is i'm just going to regen it back
and that's why warmogs is op And then Quinn's gonna try and roam,
and I'm gonna take...
If she doesn't come back right now, he's gonna lose his entire turret.
I do too much damage with Demolish. so your turn has been destroyed
hmm quinn definitely went back.
Should be here because Quinn's OP. Oh well.
I should have known William was going to be top there. That's on me.
That's okay.
Okay. My teammates are not very good, but I think it's not the worst. It is what it is. Oh Yes, you guys should just leave. You got the dragon!
You don't have to keep fighting.
I guess they did have to keep fighting.
That's okay. play god
we're actually like a very good spot now so so
thanks for the shutdown, little bro.
Appreciate it.
Oh! I'm dead.
Actually maybe I'm not dead i don't think they're gonna know
they're not going to think about the warmogs keeping me healthy right now
like i'm going to show up and then they're not going to be thinking about
it Like, I'm gonna show up and then they're not going to be thinking about it.
Hmm...I do think we can definitely fight this. so Hmm? Wait, that would be 4k.
I'm not sure if it's worth the money or not.
I don't know.
I think it's a good thing.
I mean, you can get a lot of stuff with this.
But yeah... I don't really like this one. Hmm? Wait, why would we 4-foot? We're chillin'.
They already carry us 1 HP. The fuck?
I'm confused.
I guess Quinn's coming up? Whatever.
Eh, whatever. whatever I mean what turn our gold, 200 gold for my Heart of Steel.
I'm actually kind of
mind boggled that my team wanted
to forfeit this. We're actually so fucking
in a good spot right now.
Like, we got two drakes. What? All I got
was like worthless rift.
Like,
that rift is so so irrelevant that it's like
i don't know why we would be upset about it like losing the wrecked fight is
like maybe i guess that's what tilted them or whatever but that also doesn't really matter. Okay, I got my Heartsteal.
Let me go bot now.
Oh yeah, we're in a good spot now.
I could just run this Quinn down every time I have Ghosts.
Like unplayable for her. Dear medical journal, Mundo attempt brain transplant on Mundo today.
Kira it's me? Did you miss me?
No
I missed nobody no i miss nobody Let Moon go through! Me, medical professional!
Here you go!
Sniper's doing it again. hmm
i might actually die here, we'll see.
See how this goes?
Ah... Dude if anybody was there, we'd actually kill all of them because Ahri used her ult.
Where was Rakan? Or Hecarim? I feel like both of should have been there, but that's okay.
Because it doesn't make sense
for
my support in my jungle
to not be hovering around
the objective, but
I think they're too tilted right now hovering around the objective, but...
I think they're too tilted right now.
Like my team's just dying to die.
At this point, I think my team is just really tilted.
But like I said we outscaled them.
Forfeit? I'm bad. Yeah you do suck but who cares.
Nobody in the Sealo's good. Yeah, I mean you do suck but who cares?
Nobody in the Sealo is good.
Why would you guys forfeit? Also don't ever go Kraken Slayer on Xayah by the way.
I've seen a lot of people playing Xayah because of the World Cup thing.
Don't go Kraken Slayer, Xayah. It's really fucking bad guys.
Like it's probably her worst item.
Always Essence Reaver, Xayah. Never Kraken Slayer. her worst item always essence rumors I am never cracking sire cricket sir does no damage because Zaya's damage doesn't come from
her autos that comes from her spells.
So trust me when I say you don't want to...
You really, really, really don't wanna go Kraken Slayer.
You're never gonna get value out of it.
Why is Caitlyn bot?
I mean, we should take advantage of this.
I can solo this Caitlyn like extremely fucking easy.
The only reason- the only issue that I'm gonna have is that like...
I don't think she's down here by herself.
What the hell? Yeah, I can kill that guy really easy don't say it's OP, because
that Caitlyn has a Collector.
Like, you gotta understand...
If you have a Collector on Caitlyn...
If you're going Collector in a game like this... You're terrible.
So what I just did
is completely balanced because that guy
should not be going collector
Caitlyn.
Just like my Xayah should not be going Kraken Slayer Xayah.
It's the same idea.
They're both losing to Shopkeeper. Yeah, let's get Baron. Come to Baron! okay why did my jungler just int instead of do baron
okay my junglers ret. I don't know.
That's crazy though that he just did that.
It's even crazier than my LeBlanc did that.
What are you guys doing? This is like...
I gotta be real man, this is kinda sad to watch.
You're just not gonna block it?
Like, what am I watching?
What the fuck am I watching?
Had ulti. Had barrier.
Wait these players are actual retards.
Why are you guys so tilted over the Hecarim?
Like yeah, the Hecarim sucks but like
I had both of my bot laners watch me die right there when i'm super strong
like what i mean the hecarim is actually just griefing on purpose.
Because it's just what he does.
Like...I've seen this player before.
He's just a troll.
This guy just sits in low elo and trolls.
But it's embarrassing that
the rest of you guys are just like this
delusional this is crazy.
Like, all you guys have to do to win this game is quite literally just play around the Mundo with three items, but that's okay.
I mean...
There's no way we win
that bro. We have no Reconar
Hecarim is trolling, so there's no way we win that either.
And the Xayah is just absolutely horrible.
I played this game really well though.
So, I'm okay with it.
Like unironically, I played this game almost perfect.
Like I had such good, uh...
Such good fucking... oh You guys are really fucking dumb.
I'm happy with how I played this game though, I've played extremely well.
Like the Quinn was really bad my guy if
if that guy wasn't trolling like if the uh if the hecarim wasn't trolling and the bolean wasn't
tilted over nothing we would have won that game from champ select
because Quinn was horrible.
The Lillia was really bad too.
They were both terrible.
It was just like
unplayable.. Did they ban Kane?
Is that why this guy picked Hecarim?
Or was he just doing the whole thing where he grapes for fun oh yeah no he was just creeping for fun.
Oh well.... I want to play some Malz. mouths it's for fun
i feel like being lazy so Okay....................
...
...
...
...
... Bro, what the fuck?
What
the fuck?
I queue top and I get like instant queues.
I queue mid
and you sit through four four minute cue timers man What the hell?.... oh my goodness We banned Tristana in these parts so we can play a bit of the Mal'Zihar How was your guys weekend chat? What did you guys do? You went to Anime Expo?
That's kind of cool.
Was there anything cool at Anime Expo, aside from the cosplayers. you have to pick up a twitch streamer i don't even know what that means Physically lift them? Why?
Why did you physically lift a fucking streamer?
That doesn't make sense. sense.. I fear you. you
what that sounds terrible.
Yeah, that doesn't sound good. Okay.. you so so Welcome to Summoner's Red. I'm going to try and get the first one. Jenna, I don't know who that is. Cool! Sounds fun though. Minions have spawned. Hope you're doing
well this evening as well. so is so so so Wow.
Oh, he actually killed me.
Holy shit.
I should have flashed that second R...
Or the second Q, I mean.
I should've flashed the second Q.
That was my B. I woulda have 100 killed that guy if i did uh An ally has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
Hmph! hmm um It can't be a fake.
Man, okay! You do you bro!
I'm gonna go for the kill oh what's up castle sorry i hope you've been good Thank you for watching! so Oh, you got him. She has no mana.
Ooh, that was actually
really close. Uh oh I can't move again?
My internet's doing the thing again.
If my stream drops out, I apologize.
Hope all is been well.
Yeah, we've been chillin'.
Kinda taking it easy this last week. Just relaxing.
I'll probably play some AD Carry and we'll do some teaching stuff tomorrow, that's the plan
just had some uh stuff going on so we've been taking it a bit easy easy
yeah i'll be okay. so so Damn, I missed that fucking... Dude. I actually missed the fucking uh,
i'm really sad
Oh I missed my fucking Q on the guy. Totally would have won.
Is he going to just say...
Is the guy gonna say,
I have palm cruise on my team.
What does that even mean?
What are you trying to say, bro?
What're you trying to say right now man?
What do ya- what he said? what are you trying to say right now man what do you what are you saying An ally has been slain.
We are timeless so Holy fuck, that Pantheon's a fucking beast!
Well played bro. Jesus. That was actually pretty sick. Oh, I better go get my Blackfire torch. Yeah, I'm just listening to some like sort of...
It's called relaxing video game music. so who knows it is what it is
Miss Cassio does not have or she's going uh rot of ages that's kind of dog shit but
who knows it is what it is. What's up hey what's up Josh i'm doing good man how are you doing so You're good?
Oh, I'm good to hear.
Yeah, we're just kind of vibing today.
I've been kind of vibing for the past week.
We'll get back to doing some actual stream content soon. Just needed a bit of a break. What are you doing, Miss Cassio?
Hmm.
Miss Cassiopeia? What are you doing?
Because killing me is not part of what you are accomplishing with Pretty sure. uh yo by the way like you we might be able to kill this guy but you got to be careful so nice nice
oh man Oh man. You know what I don't take League too seriously?
I mean, I do too.
I just like...
I definitely am still competitive.
I think it's just
when I...
I still want to try and get Challenger on my main account
but
I definitely...
It's definitely relaxing to not care. That's for sure.
Like I say, relaxing to not really caring about what you're losing.
So you're not doing a job, know I gotcha bro uh
and they really just sent like three people mid there, huh? It's actually kind of nuts.
If I had ulti, I would have gladly helped that guy. But alas, I did not have ults. I
Don't even care. Worth it.
I might have given that guy gold? Don't care, got the first turret. Worth it! Got my Rylai's.
I got all of my shit, fuck you.
Worth it!
Oh there's like one plate.
Actually, he has four grubs. Maybe I'll lose two plates.
Oh no, he only has one grub.
Yeah we're chillin'. I'll probably lose two plates though just because i don't have tp
oh no the plates ran out i'll watch them 14 has exploded in the face.
14 is it?
We're almost 11, that's pretty good. Let's begin. yes hmm
farmer kinda just running it down. so so just hug Are you guys okay? Oh, there's an Urgot here.
What? I didn't even see that guy!
There was a ward!
Wait, did I... Am I blind?!
Oh my god, I think- am I blind?!
Oh my god. I think I'm actually blind!
I swear to God......I did not see that Urgot walk behind me.
Oh my god, I'm actually just blind man! blind men. I'm dead.
Yeah, it's okay though boys. We already got two full items almost three
We've got nine CS a minute. Yeah, we're vibing don't worry about it i got you guys with the carry uh so and of course and my guy just did not think that he was going to die there. so Honestly though, I'm fucking fed as shit. This is sick. We got
Liandry's, and then I can probably get some
armor pen? Or, I mean, magic
pen?
It's not
bad.
Uh, It's not bad. Uh...
We'll probably just get Magic Pen now.
Either finish
fuckin'... what's it called?
Magize?
Or we just get some
Crypto Bloom.
I mean,
I'm pretty strong. Three items at 18? Like it's kind of a beast ass you know... doing some work.
Oh, I'm dead maybe?
Ooh.
I died but hey
we got one.
Got one.
Alright boys, this is the question.
Do we go Magize here or do we say
fuck Magize and we go
Crypto Bloom?
It's probably mad jazz It's like finishing the Magi with a little grief when I only have two stacks.
Yeah, that's probably a little troll.
Dude my team is zoning. Nice job!
They're kind of popping off.
Wait there's no way I let you you have that. Let's not be silly.
Like I actually just TP'd to try and fucking flank me. That's wild. What did he think was about to happen?
Ooh, that guy died.
I'm gonna keep going bot... I could probably walk mid here but i don't think it actually does anything
i think pressuring bot and hit turret is way bigger because i don't think they can end the game.
Wait, I think I can actually outpush them?
Just wave clear. We'll get the wave.
But guys,
they can't end.
There's no way. But guys, they can't end.
There's no way.
So we just trade in Hibs? It's not a big deal. No. Just like that, we trade inhibitors.
I can walk from behind them and give a flank. Cassiia has no tp and she's stuck in the base Yeah, we don't need to chase.
Yeah, we can go do Baron.
I really do wish that I had my item finished right now. so so hmm Let's go Void Staff, because I'm solo AP.
Just grab that... Oh man, I am just grab that.
Oh, man,
I am super fucking strong.
Like,
holy fuck I'm strong.
Four items?
With a void staff? Oh,. Like this is... I'm gonna murder some people.
We're almost 16. Pretty sure I just Flash R somebody and they die.
As long as...
As long as I don't get screwed over by CC? so I'm going to have to get rid of this one.
Balan's got a double See you later, Daisy!
Balane's got a double inhib pushing in? Or double super minion.
They are not gonna be happy. They're gonna have to
go cover that in about two seconds.
Yep, they're gonna have to go cover that shit.
I kinda wanna split that somebody can go bot and mess with the Urgot, but... Oh, we win. Okay, GG.
GG! Easy peasy. I was going to say, with how far ahead I am. I am effect we should win that Maybe I should have honored Pantheon.
I feel like Pantheon kind of carried
and Ivern and Pants both did really good.
It kind of like
covered me mid enough that I was able to just play the game.
That Cassiopeia...
I think she fucked up
because her build is so fucking garbage.
Like, she went fucking Rod of Ages, but I think Rod is
terrible man
That item is so fucking bad
What's up? Hey what what's up man? How's it going?
Alright, I'm gonna go take a piss. Thank you.......... Oh, yeah.
I said tomorrow we'll probably get back to teaching AD Carry. Okay. Like, hopefully my
plan tomorrow is to stream
during the day again.
I like to start my streams early and get back to teaching some AD carry... You know what I do notice about myself
when I take big breaks from league?
Or not big, but like a few days off.
Every time I take a few days off of league,
I notice that I just don't tilt almost at all.
Like, I don't think i've tilted today at all
okay i'm just gonna show It's kind of nice. You just don't really care too much after taking a break, right? You're more in the vibe...
You stop giving us mini books rather Oh, were you the person... Wait, you were the guy who donated
the hundred?
That was you? I emailed you.
Yeah, because I didn't know. So my notifications
were broken.
Like they weren't showing when people were
subbing or donating and I didn't
know that because I can't ever hear
my things anyway.
Right? So,
and I don't get that many donations
so I didn't know.
And you didn't use your
Twitch name
so I couldn't find you.
I emailed you like to the email that's on
your paypal or whatever but uh yo thank you man no i really appreciate it.
Like,
I was trying to figure out
who you were
because I felt bad
because I didn't realize
like...
I didn't realize
you donated
until like two hours after you had donated.
And I was like, oh fuck.
Like that guy just donated a ton of money.
And then I
did some problem solving with my shit to make sure when people donate and sub
and stuff now, the sound works.
Well yeah, thank you so much man.
That was really nice of you.
I appreciate it a lot. Yeah, we were doing like a stream tech fix all my shit for like an hour.
It was hilarious. And we got top lane again.. you do you usually listen and watch me play well dude I mean I appreciate it man
I mean you working is totally cool you know it either way hell yeah man glad to have you still hanging out
even if i've been kind of a shitty streamer for a few years you know. Oh.
Is it QuirkyPanthBot or is it RumblePant?
I mean,
I don't know.
It's somebody.
I've never seen a Rumble AD carry but
I'm
I mean, Rumble is broken
and that champ's OP as fuck
so
I'm not surprised
like if that
if that shit shits onto my bot lane i will not be surprised man
like like i bet it would be hard for me to beat a rumble pantheon bot.
Because they have to just farm.
Like, there's no way they can fight them early game as Seraphine and Kai'Sa.
They just have to farm.
And if they die
once, their lane is gonna be
really fucked.
... That's like one of those games, or this could be Like one of those lanes where you genuinely
Can't die once
Yo Sith I can see your sub badge.
Uh...I think what it is, when you do a resub
You have to refresh the page and then it gives you
The option to share your resub after you refresh the page
that's usually how it works from my experience
oh wait this guy's just already fucking
he's already ghosted at me. Oh, I'm just dead.
Okay my bad, I got cheesed.
I'll be honest though, I feel like Darius always does that type of cheese.
Right? Like, they always cheese you some way with the ghost and
the flash and everything.
But the funny part about it is I never feel like
they win off of it.
Like, Darius is so funny because
They all cheese at level 2,
level 1
but they never win the game off of their cheese.
They just get a small lead,
but now he has no sums for the next fucking...
Now he has no sums
for the next whatever, you know?
Like five minutes.
And I didn't...
I lost three minions.
Like I'm not even behind.
I lost a...
Like once the wave crashes unless they dive me the only way I'm behind. I lost...
Once the wave crashes, unless they dive me The only way that they can
I think the only way for me to actually get put behind here
Is for them to dive me on this crash
But if they don't dive me on this crash then i'm never behind right
and it's not even a big deal Tell me what to do. Like, he has another chance to try and kill me right now.
While the wave is pushing out.
But...
The other thing that's kind of silly is like I also have, what's it called?
I have my passive right. So even if let's say Maokai comes up here right now on this exact timer to try and kill me
I have my Passive, so... See?
And now I can just, like...
Force him to crash the wave.
Right?
And now he can't do anything so like now he's not ahead he's ahead by what four
cs
and the kill so it's like not even that bad. Especially since
Mundo outscales
Darius really hard.
Right? Like I'll basically
beat him pretty much always
but once I get Warmogs he can never win the game again.
Or you can never beat me in a side once I get them on.
So it's like...
I'm just chillin', you know?
That's why I always think it's interesting. But I think Darius might have to cheese? Like, he might be a champ that like... He might be one of those stupid champs that has to try and cheese you because his champion sucks.
Like, there's a lot of times where like champions will be really fucking bad.
And they kind of have to cheese you because if they don't...
They can't- their champion just sucks.
They have to play
their champion really stupid.
So I don't know. We'll see. Like I said, it all depends. He can still kill me as he
E's back up. So like... If i'm not super far behind by warmogs we win the game.
That's my wincon. Don't die before getting warmogs.
Don't die again um I mean, I'm actually okay with him blocking that.
It's not a big deal.
I mean, he's blocking out with his face so oh I'm a little confused. Why? Why did I not get
ulted by Darius?
I'm a little
confused by that.
What the hell was that?
Yup, you crazy what the hell was that Oh, I'm dead. That's okay though. He immediately broke his freeze.
See, this type of shit by the way... If you ever wonder... Like I tell you guys this all the time
but if you ever wonder why
people suck at
climbing in League it's because they're
impatient.
Like right there, right?
So Darius and the Mundo
completely...
I mean, Tina Mundo.
But the Darius
and the Maokai
completely fucked up, right?
Then I should have
just backed
but I fucked up.
Alright?
So they both fucked up.
But then after the Darius
uh...
Fucked up and the Maokai fucked up,
the Darius
fucked up again just now because he blew
both his sums.
But then he didn't like...
He didn't actually use the fact that he killed me to get a lead for himself.
So I'm... the fact that he killed me to get a lead for himself. So like...
He didn't create a freeze, and he didn't deny me any minions or anything like that right?
He just blue bolted his sums to get one kill again again. It's the same thing he did in level 1
He blue bolted sums to get a kill, but he didn't do anything
So yeah, he's just kind of chilling. Because I mean they have no plates.
I'm in a matchup that I want to scale in I have no plates.
I'm in a matchup that I want to scale, and Darius has no sums.
And I have TP! So once I get enough from my warmogs,
I just take a trade.
I go back.
I take a trade.
I go back.
I TP with warmogs and then he just loses.
Because how do you counter true damage? You just build HP. And I'm okay because like, I'm getting weak-sided this game.
Right? Like my jungler's playing bot side... But I'm not losing bad enough for that to matter.
So even though my jungler is playing bot,
I've only died twice in a matchup
that I should be dying on repeat
which is i mean it's maokai's fault right like
it's straight up like it's not my fault it's now or it's not the darius' fault
i would say it's probably the maokai but darius definitely could have put me way further behind As I said, once I get my... Let's see if I can bait him into using his Q
on the wave.
Ooh, huge.
Because if he uses
the Q on the wave like that, it just pushes to me
so we're chilling.
But yeah, here i just uh
i'm like what one wave off of farming or off of my all right yeah i'm one of War Mogs and then we just go back TP
And so we're chillin' so I should probably go get my War Mogs.
He's about to have Sums back up, so it's probably smart because the second he has his sums up
he is going to ghost at me. So I probably should go get my mobs, but...
Because yeah like I said...
He's just going to ghost at me as soon as this shits up, so I should probably go back.
Being only down 20 CS and like half a level is not that bad. so so i took a big trade, right?
Now all I have to do is sit here.
Not take a trade for a second.
Like not get hit by these minions or anything.
War Mogs just puts me at full he wasted his ult
and now we just go get plates And that is how you win matchups that you're not supposed to win.
You just survive until you get warmongs.
Now I took three points and got...
I've already beaten him in the span of And now I just took three plates and got...
I have already beaten him in the span of a few minutes.
All because he didn't push his lead early game, hard enough. I will be so No help. I'm going gonna take his turret.
What are you doing, bro? I mean at least he tried.
I'll give him a little bit of credit on that one.
At least he tried. I'll give him a little bit of credit on that one.
At least he tried.
Like, he's still fucked but...
At least he tried. I don't believe
in
you
are
believing wait I didn't even need his CP. That was completely fine! Why'd that guy have TP?
There's no chance Darius can kill me. He has no ulti
Oh now he can. Ooh, this isn't good. Oh
Oh, this isn't good i'm definitely dead They just said four people top.
What?
Holy shit, man!
They really wanted me to die.
Jesus!
You guys really, REALLY, REALLY did not want to kill me. Or didn't want me to be alive.
I guess I'll TP bot and we can play for this drake.
But, I have TP and I have all my cooldowns so we should just win. Like, we 100% just win this drake fight. Okay. What am I watching happen right now guys
like they're all chasing me you know if
you guys want to like do anything you you guys are more than welcome to Welcome to. There you go, nice job. That was a really funny ass fucking series of events.
Entire enemy team chases me around, Right? So they like,
chase me in a circle.
But then they don't kill
me. They just keep chasing me in a circle.
Then they get wrapped on by my team after chasing me in a circle.
Like I'm not gonna lie it's a really funny series of events. Pretty sure I'm fine. I don't think I can 1v1 this guy without Heartsteal, but oh okay.
He still has to stay bot.
Basically, he's gonna have to stay bot this whole game.
Because I think his turret is too fast.
This is why I say Darius is kind of a garbage champ.
He has to sit bot and match me but he can't said bought and match me because
he can never kill me and he can never like if he ever leaves for two seconds, I take his entire base.
So it just turns into this like... What the fuck is Darius supposed to do? You know? Like what does he do?
He's just not able to play the game.
And my bot lane is like winning, he lost the coin flip. He lost the old bot lane coin flip I mean, yeah. What does he do?
Is he gonna try and run bot? He's trying to run me down or...
There is nothing to do
He just loses
Yeah, it's a J. Yet another top game!
Another nice balanced game of Top. See, that's the thing though. Top lane is not nearly as hard
as people think it is. People think you have to constantly be fighting
top lane and constantly be like
egoing people and doing all this shit.
You don't.
You really don't. I just play the game. like top lane's not a hard role your job is literally just
like whatever matchup you're in or whatever champ does right right
like whatever your champ does or
whatever your role is in the game just
play the game, just play the game.
Because it doesn't really matter how good
or bad you do.
As long as
you're doing your job, KDA is fucking worthless.
It's like people value that shit way too high.
Like I'd rather have a Mundo who's like 0 and 2 but taking turrets and not dying than
a fucking Darius who is 3 now.
But he has no turret damage and he's just not pushing his lead.
Like I said, that Darius'
biggest mistake
was
quite literally that he didn't know
how to freeze the wave.
Like here, I'll show you the exact moment that Darius lost his lane.
He killed me and he still lost his lane.
Watch. Right here,
I overstayed trying to push this wave in
because Hecarim was down
here. So I was like, okay.
He flashes on me kills me
so like all you have to do to infinitely make my game impossible
is to just hold the wave right here and then stand right here.
Like, actually
though, that's literally all he has to do
because I can't fight him, right?
It's impossible for me to actually fight him
like I have no teleport I have possible for me to actually fight him.
Like, I have no teleport, I have no ghost,
I have no ult.
Like, all this
guy would have to do to win this lane
at this exact moment where he has a lead i'm like behind
i just died in a really bad spot like all he has to do is literally
just hold the wave right here maybe kill like maybe kill these two melees and then
the cannon you kill these two melees in the canon
and then you just hold the wave right here with these five casters and this melee, and you just
sit here. And then
you go into the bush, and you drop aggro,
and you sit here. You pop your pots, and you just stand
and you just last hit.
There's nothing I can do to break this freeze.
My jungler literally has
to walk top to break this freeze,
but if he walks
top, there's a chance that we just lose because
the Darius is fed.
So it's hard to break this against a
fed top laner
unless you have a way of 1v2ing him.
Right? But he's
level 7 and he would be around level 8.
Maybe almost 8
by the time Hecarim can gank.
That's all he has to do
is quite literally kill 3 minions
hold the wave here
and he pretty much shuts me down for
the next five minutes
right it's that it's actually that easy but But the difference between
a good player and an average player is
this guy doesn't
understand how to wave manage,
he doesn't understand the delicacies of
like, he got a kill because I ego egoed but he's not pushing his lead he's just
standing here so he just like goes into this mindset where he needs to auto autopilot push
the wave and he just completely fucked his lead.
And when he did this, I knew I was going to win the game
because my bot lane's already
doing well, right? Like, my bot lane and my jungler
are already doing really well. My mid's doing really well.
Then he just gave up the only chance
he had to carry this game was
completely shut me down
and he gave that up. He was like no fuck it
I'm just going to push the wave
and this is when I knew I was probably going to win.
You're going to win. Because if you look
what happens, right?
What?
He shoves the wave in.
Right?
Recalls.
Recalls. I missed two minions!
I missed two minions there, right?
Now watch. This is all that happens when he does what he just did
When he's against somebody who isn't stupid this is all that ever gonna happen to him
Watch. I push his wave in...
Right? I insta-push the wave because I know he's back, then he has no TP.
And now... He has no way of punishing me.
Like the wave is just gonna push to me.
It's gonna stack up on a cannon and it's gonna push
to me. And he has no way of punishing me anymore outside
of me getting dove or something.
... or something did i win yeah Did I win? Yeah, we won. Well you kinda see what I'm saying I hope like it's just...
You gotta stop doing this shit where you're like autopilot fucking the wave like, right now he has a 600 gold lead.
Right?
Maybe it'll go to, like, 700 when he farms this.
But if he had...
If he wasn't dumb,
He'd have, like,
A 1500 gold lead instead of a 700 gold
lead. And it would just
be unplayable for me because Mundo has
to get his warmogs.
Like if you're against somebody
who needs an item to function like like War Mugs or something.
The longer he stalls out my War Mugs
the better chance he has
to snowball the game.
But if you see what happens
he doesn't do anything
we just stalemate for the next But if you see what happens, he doesn't do anything.
We just stalemate for the next fucking ten minutes.
Right? And then I get warmogs and now he can't play the game!
He literally landed every one of his spells and now he can't play the game. He literally landed every one of his spells just now
and he couldn't play the game.
He landed a five-stack ult on me
and he can't do shit.
Like, I outscaled
him
and I just keep
outscaling him too
there'll never be a
point where Darius
can ever 1v1 me
as Mundo
like at that
point he can never 1v1 me as Mundo. At that point, he can never 1v1 you
again when you hit that point.
So it's
like if you play a champion
that's supposed to be a lane bully or supposed to
be really aggressive snowballing in the side lane like if you're not
playing a teamfight champ or scaling champ you have to understand wave management really well
that's why you don't see a lot of people in solo queue placed until you get up into like
Challenger and GM.
You don't see people play snowball champs in solo queue very often unless they're duo
or unless they're actually or unless they're like actually really good players and it's because 90 of them
don't understand how to snowball like people don't know when they can fight
when they can't fight wave managingers, stuff like that.
They just kind of sit.... What if you could push turret
and take plates? I mean, it's
pretty much impossible to take plates
against people who are standing in the lane with you.
Like, unless they're
just brain dead, right? Like, if they're just brain dead. Right?
If they're brain dead and let you walk up and not hit the turret... Sure.
But if that Darius hits my turret I just walk up and take him like...
It's not like I'm not a player you
know what i mean like let's say darius pushes that wave in also pushing one
wave in you're never gonna be able to get turrets either
you have to like slow stack waves right but even then
think about it this way one turret plate is 160 gold right So you get like 160 gold off a turret
plate.
Every time one wave dies
they're essentially losing
150 gold
somewhere around there. The math is not losing 150 gold.
Somewhere around there.
The math is not perfect, but they're losing maybe 100 to
120
gold per wave or something, right?
So every time a minion is dying
the gold you're
gaining from hitting a plate
doesn't... It's not better than
denying them XP and denying
them gold. So, you can stand here
when... Like, let's say Darius freezes
the wave here, and then he stands here, and I'm way
over here because I can't walk up.
I'm getting denied XP, gold,
and I can never like ever stop that without help. He could do
that until the dawn of time against me right? Like there's no counterplay to it
like if he's that far ahead stat checking me my counter play is
praying my jungler comes top to help me like plates are not important like they don't actually
matter like i take points if I'm ahead or
not in the lane, like yeah
I'll take a point, fuck it but
If I'm like
I mean if I'm... Like...
Ahead enough and I want to like fight them.
If they give me a wave that I can just freeze,
I'll always freeze.
Because two things are gonna happen, right?
If you freeze a wave... or one of two things will happen rather.
One they're going to walk up, ego you, get mad and just die
Which happens way more than you would think even in high elo people get mad that the wave's frozen
and they'll just walk up trying to unfreeze the wave and they'll just die it happens a lot
like a lot of
that's in
like Masters
that shit
happens,
right?
Because people don't want to be patient.
They don't want to sit there and go like, well this sucks
and just take the L because that's not fun
for people.
So when you have stuff like that going on it's like okay well
it is what it is but you just have to learn how to wave manage
because weight management is literally the backbone of league and the reason people don't
know how to play league anymore even in high elo nowadays people don't know how to play League anymore, even in high elo
nowadays, people don't know how to play League anymore is because
they don't think wave management
matters. And then when you go against
somebody who's actually good at wave management
and then you get shit on,
you're gonna really fucking hate your life.
But the
problem is that not a lot of people use
wave management as a tool to win very often
and because people don't use wave management as a tool to win very often. And because people don't use wave management
as a tool to win very often,
because it's like not a concept
that a lot of people use
it's much easier.
A lot of people have the same thought processes like you were bringing up, right?
They're like, oh, I'd rather just
get plates, take the turret and rotate to a different
lane, yada yada. But sometimes
you want to keep them in the lane.
Let's say they're a scaling champion right
let's say for example you're playing draven and they're playing twitch okay
i would much rather just freeze the wave against the Twitch
to where that Twitch can't play
the game for
fucking three minutes. Let's say Twitch
just can't play the game, right?
I'd rather just sit there freezing the wave against the Twitch for three straight minutes
than to take his
turret and rotate because then
Twitch can stealth around the map.
Right?
He can stealth mid. He can stealth top, he can jungle stuff.
There's too much garbage that happens when you break lanes
for people who want to be on the map using their champion on the map.
Whereas if you force people to just sit in a lane
and get no resources,
You kind of bleed them slowly
And then when you finally do break the lane
They're fucking worthless
and you have 1000 more or000 more gold than them.
Even though you didn't get plates it didn't really matter
because you're still stronger and impacting the game more.
I think that's something that has been really lost in the recent generations of League players.
There are not a lot of people who teach proper wave management for high elo players, and a lot of high elo players.
And a lot of
high elo players
just get shit on
to good point.
Why do you think
Pullbelter
shits on 99.9%
all mid laners,
right?
Like he has he's a mid laners, right? Like he has...
He's a mid laner
and he still has great
wave management mid
or you have people
like Aeolus
who just shit on most top laners.
Like it's not that they're
just like mechanically good I mean they are but it's not that they're just like mechanically good.
I mean, they are but it's more like
They're just being smart about how they play the game and they're giving themselves
really good time to like
do stuff
also stacking waves
is just always going
to be better than
fast pushing waves in
unless you're trying
to get something
out of the fast push.
Let's say you crash
one wave and wave of six minions
right? Into the turret. You'll
get maybe one plate if they don't
hit you back. Like,
if they just completely ignore you hitting their
turret, you might get one plate with Demolish.
Right? Like maybe...
Whereas like
if you stack a wave
your building time for stuff to happen on the map Let's say you stack a wave, your building time for stuff to happen on the map.
Let's say you stack a wave up right?
And then like let's see push that way then.
So you stack away and then you push that way okay?
So now let's say like your jungler
starts grubs
right as you push that wave in.
How does your jungler
or how does that top laner
come to help on grubs. He can't
because he's going to lose like fucking two waves
so he has to sit there
and then you could just move freely or let's say
you do stack a wave now there's
more minions that they have to clear
before they can, like, do anything.
So it's like now you can just safely walk up
to hit the turret
because if they're hitting you and not hitting their minions
they're losing more minions
trying to deal with more minions. Trying to deal with like more minions dying
like more stuff going on
like they have to deal with all of that shit
while simultaneously trying really hard
to like... It just creates
like slow pushing just creates more opportunities for you to do
stuff freezing and slow pushing are way more important than just spam shoving waves uh Like right here, my Corki's roamed twice. Have you noticed that I haven't roamed with the Corki at all?
Haven't even tried, right?
This is exactly what I was talking about.
I haven't roamed a single time
because I'm playing fucking Miles Home
Like sure like I have ulti I'm playing fucking Miles home. Like, sure
like I have ulti
I can go roam
and do shit
but
like
you know
it is what it is.
Here? I know
Zac is mid so
I'm just gonna go ahead and
What the fuck am I watching?
Okay.
Um,
I think like...
Okay,
can I be honest with you guys?
I don't know how I'm in such...
This account's really low.
So this isn't really fair.
This account's like in diamonds.
So this isn't really a fair assessment of what I'm saying
because I don't think these players because i don't think these players
i don't think these players oh man how do i not be mean by saying something
like this i don't think these people are coherent
like if these people- like, if breathing wasn't
an automated function of the human body
I can't be confident that these people
would have made it past
childhood. If you had to cognitively remember to breathe,
that's a good way of putting it. So that's, diamond level shit.
I also just messed up really bad, by the way.
When I got my kill... You see how I overstayed?
I was checking.
You see how I hit tab earlier?
I was checking to see what how I hit tab earlier?
I was checking to see what my gold was. And I just messed up my back timer because I was too busy yapping to you guys.
I wasn't thinking. I was being stupid. But yeah, you essentially want
to make sure that your backing on the best possible timer for you to be backing on.
Mainly, there's a few reasons you back on really important back timers and shits.
One it so that you don't miss waves like i might
miss a wave here if this corki is good right but it's also because every time you back on
a bad timer whether your top mid or jungle or tom at ad you're giving the enemy time
to do things so it's like let's say i'm back and i'm an 80 carry and i back out of that timer now
they get to push the wave in and the support gets to roam while that wave's crashing.
Or while that wave is like re-crashing.
So you give support time to roam, you give top time to roam,
you give mid time to roam...
You miss gold and XP and shit, but you also like
give the enemy time to do stuff
when you're not playing around timers.
So, like here too you notice how I have 101 CS
and I have 9 CS a minute right now
or 9.5 or something?
The reason I have more CS than Corki is like, I even messed up my
I actually
messed up my
uh
my macro like My... Uh... My macro.
Like, my wave management stuff, I messed it up.
And I'm still able to keep good CS lead on the Corki.
So even though I
fucked up, I can still
play
confidently well because I didn't fuck up
bad enough.
Okay. and like here like i don't need to run or do anything crazy.
I don't even really care if that kills him or not. I'm not trying to kill him with that ulti.
I'm just trying to make it so he has the recall.
He got my flash, but again I'm buying time for your team to do stuff as well.
Right?
So if we take a look right now at what's happening...
They sent four people mid, right now at what's happening.
They sent four people mid, right? We didn't die......we ended up getting a kill.
What this does is it makes it so uh...
It opens the opposite side of the map it so uh it opens up the opportunity for my team to not get shit on
so like now because I did that... Um.
I let my Twitch get two-point spot right?
So he ended up getting two points
Because I ended up surviving the play
And that's just kind of League of Legends in a nutshell you don't
actually need to be mad when your team
gets shit on or like when you get people
in your lane as long as you're not dying,
it doesn't really matter
if people are in your lane or not. That's the beauty
of League. That's why Faker
is so fucking insane because
he'll just get camped every game he plays and they'll still come out ahead I have TP so I can take some trades.
I'm actually going to back way up here, so he can't rocket me, and then TP.
He's just sitting there like a dipshit trying to essentially lane-lock me...
But I'm not going to him wane lock me. so But I mean also, like look at what's happening.
Look at my CS and look at Corki's
CS. I'll hit tab
so you guys can see it in a sec.
I'm not saying to look at it because like, oh
I'm the best CSer. It's just
if you look at what's actually occurring here, it's...
The reason I ulted the Zac there and not the Corki
is because the Zac is pretty much
just sitting
there.
Zac's kind of just like sitting there. Zac's kind of just
like,
sitting there
as a melee champ
and we can just...
I know for a fact
we can kill the Zac
if I ult him.
Okay. Oh yeah. So Corki has 30 of us? Yes, that's me. Here's what I tell you guys.
You don't have to be really
good at League or really good mechanically
or you don't have to be faker to carry.
Because everything I'm doing right now
is doable in every elo you guys
play in. Like, I could be doing this in gold,
silver, bronze...
It really doesn't fucking matter what elo I you know? I mean, I can do this in every you know
Definitely dead.
I was auto-piloting again, that's my bad. That was like wait a second
I'm gonna die
But it can die in every
Evo 2 I can die in every evo too
It's true
I really can, i'm that guy. You do that? Oh, sweet! Yeah same.
I also do that.
Same dude, same. same dude same Well, I really do want to...
I wanna go bot, but... But yeah, like I said before Another thing that I think
People try to do when they play the game, and I've been...
I've done this too.
I think a lot of people try and do too much when they play League.
Sometimes you do have to do everything for the team, but sometimes your job is literally just be the guy scaling.
Be the guy pushing turrets and creating pressure. And if you can do all of those things,
you're doing your job.
Right? You're fine.
I mean, right now
I have 10 CS a minute.
Right?
I've died one what, one time 6kp and I haven't
left mid a single time.
But I'd also like... Think about Alright.
But I've also, like... Think about how many times
I forced the enemy team
to come to me mid.
Pyke's been mid
like five times, right?
Zac's been mid three times.
Like, the entire enemy team has been mid so many
times at this point
that... and I've survived most
of their ganks that i'm just really far ahead so My Nidalee should not be down here with me. Sometimes you get really awkward teammates
who want to come help you when you're pushing a side wave.
That just happens,
so you don't really have a choice.
You will just get the sidelane heroes that come over and try to help you. enemy
i don't really know why they do it, but I think they just don't know that
playing...
Like, I don't think they know that my goal
is to fit in a side lane
and apply pressure.
Which is fine, I mean like you said.
It is what it is.
I need to go back. I kind of want to look for a pick, but Dragon's up in 40.
How can I get anti-healing.
I hate getting anti-healing this early, but...
I'm gonna get it just cause. Rakten should probably be grouping bot. I should be top, pushing waves because I have TP.
Twitch should go invis here. We just killed this guy right now
you see how i didn't like hold my ult for an important target or anything like that
it doesn't matter. come on I feel like that's another thing
I actually notice quite a bit with people.
A lot of people have a really big problem where they will not use their cooldowns because
they're like, I don't want to use my cooldowns on Pyke or I don't want to use my cooldowns
on XYZ.
But I'm gonna
be real with you.
Using your shit to kill somebody and
making the fight an automatic 4v5?
It's pretty dirty.
That Pyke might be
1-9 but
if their way of starting
fights is Pyke and Thresh
or Pyke and Zac.
And you take away one of the ways that they start fights...
Now it's really hard for them to start fights.
If it's hard for them to start fights then... How do they start fights? uh The reason I did that is because my team is fighting on top side of the map right now.
And I want Corki to have either go back or be really low,
cause I don't have teleport, so because I don't have TP...
...I want Corki to either have to go back or be extremely low for this next uh
for the fight that's happening right now And I don't think he can actually kill me.
Like, even if he were to Valken right now, he's down a full two levels.
It would actually be pretty hard for him to kill me regardless at the moment
my ult's up soon i just have to be careful
i think pike is coming down here right now
yeah somebody has him There's that guy.
Damn, I was hoping that I would be able to
1v3
that.
I knew I was getting
roamed on, right?
I was like, oh they're gonna roam on me here?
But I was really hoping I could 1v3 that.
I mean, I got them so low
all of them got really low.
But my R wasn't quite up.
If my R was up,
I would have ulted Vlad when he was here
and I would have probably killed him.
Dang.
That actually sucks
because me pulling
three people bot is actually really
good. The problem is my team
wasn't in position to take
Baron when I pulled three people down there.
Because if you ever
pull that many people and you end up
chunking them all, your team should
just have a free Baron.
That's the premise of why split
pushing is so OP.
So I don't have TP
for 50, so I'm actually not gonna go bot here.
I'm gonna go mid and I'm gonna
threat a fight around Baron
until I have TP up.
Okay. up. Did you see Corki's bot?
That's actually totally good for us.
I also have flash, so like I could go for a nice flash ulti. I'm dead as fuck.
However, my team should win this!
Uh... I don't know where my teammates were.
Okay not to like flame the homies but
they just used two flashes? Two ults.
Uh you guys should have done something there.
Like that's... I gotta be 100%. The fact that my team lost this fight with me essentially forcing
that many people.
That's the kind of thing
that makes me a little frustrated,
but I don't think they knew what the goal was there.
So like...
I was prioing our mid, right?
And because I'm prioing mid,
we all need to pri omid as a team like as
like as a unit we need to prio- uh... the game.
But my team is so far behind individually right now except for me.
I think I'm the only one who's not behind.
They're so individually far behind. They don't quite understand
Oh
My fuck though, oh well
they don't quite understand...
I actually didn't mean to R.
I fat fingered it, but...
Like right now they should just fight. This is a fight by the way like twitch and renekton just both ulti go in
and they lose but again like i was saying
it's really hard when people are too scared to take fights.
It's very, very difficult
to get
people to actually
play. So for example,
our Nidalee is 12-1, right?
But our Nidalee is not a good enough player
to utilize the fact that he's
12-1. So what
he's doing is he's just allowing
the enemy Zac to make picks on us.
He's not prio-ing, you know pushing towers and doing all these things
Our Twitch should also not be bot he should go mid
We also need wards on
Baron.
We have no vision right now of Baron.
Ooh, that's a good ward actually. It doesn't get seen.
Damn, I made one mistake this game
and I think it might cost us the game.
I have to go bot.
I can't even help my team in a fight.
They're not actually strong enough to want to 5v5 right now and i can't type i would normally type and say, hey, do Baron when I pull two people bot.
Because I guarantee Corki's gonna come bot. He has to match me. And when he does...
We can just win the game
but again this is turning into one of those long drawn out games because my
team doesn't know uh they don't really know how to play the game.
See, they just kind of instantly die like Maokai does.
It's definitely rough.
There's not much I can do to stop this. Twitch doesn't want to play...
Yeah, there's not much I can do to stop this right now. Twitch doesn't want to play around Baron.
Maokai got caught and Twitch doesn't wanna play around Baron so...
I'm just gonna recall go get my Void Staff and hopefully we can win a fight.
I'll be real, my teammates are definitely tilted out of their fucking minds right now
They're not thinking about how to win this game anymore
Like they're trolling at this point
See this type of shit too so like at this point. See,
this type of shit too...
So like...
If you guys really wanna
win games by the way
don't focus on
this nonsense
that's already happened
Like who cares, man?
This happens a lot where people will focus
on this worthless shit that's already happened in the game.
It's like, oh, you inted
this guy 8 minutes, 10, 12 minutes ago. It's like, yeah you inted this guy 8 minutes 10-12 minutes ago.
Yeah he did and he sucks. You suck too. Everybody sucks.
Unless your name is Faker you suck at League so why are we fucking
raging about it? Just play the fucking game.
Like, you're all bad.
You know what I mean?
Like, whining about who's the fucking smartest kid on the short bus is just dumb. I should probably push out one more wave. wave shutdown oh what played
what's my last item here it's billy item bear. Spelweanders?
Yeah, my team's pretty fucking AFK
But like I said this is just something that happens.
You're going to play with people who don't want to actually play the game.
That's just legal, Enims. Like this.
Why are we not Maokai going in right now?
This is wild to me because I just got three people on their team to one HP pretty much by myself.
Right?
But like I was kiting three people by myself.
And...
What ends up happening? The Twitch Wastes Cesar...
Right? The Maokai didn't go in. Like if Maokai had just gone
in... This is something too
that I noticed that happens quite frequently
with lower level players.
They'll play champions designed to create
space and go in but they'll play them like enchanters so you see
how maokai died white over here why didn't malachi just go in here right like when these two were
chasing me and i flash silenced them both maokai should just w one of them snare
them and create this like pocket of what we call space and when he creates that
pocket of space for me it opens up a world of opportunity that just like essentially allows me to
it just allows me to play the game in a much easier way. okay so the reason i did that was because caitlyn is their strongest player okay So I essentially inted so that I could kill the Caitlyn.
Twitch didn't want to hit the...
He didn't wanna hit the guy he was supposed to be hitting.
I mean, you can kinda see why they're doing this. the... He didn't want to hit the guy he was supposed
to be hitting.
I mean, you can kind of
see that Twitch isn't
very good but it is
what it is so we
should have won that
fight very hard because
I killed their Cait.
The problem is our because I killed their Cait.
The problem is, our Twitch isn't the best player so it's kind of
rough but
maybe I shouldn't have TP'd
I don't know, it's hard to say
because I feel like it was a don't know it's hard to say
Because I feel like it was a good tpe because it's their third drake and we haven't we had tempo lead on them
So, like it wasn't the worst tp
The issue that we're having this game is like, I'm quite literally all of our damage.
Like I am all of our damage and our Maokai is too scared to go in so...
This player's too scared to go in and this players' too scared to go in, and this player's too scared to go in.
Like our Renekton's not grouping ever but he has no TP so he's essentially being an idiot.
Our Renekton just needs to group and fight with the team at this stage for
objectives. Like, an objective is up
you push the wave in and then you rotate
You push the wave in, then you rotate
You don't just AFK in the sideline
the whole game
You push
And then rotate
Then you push
And then you rotate
And that's just
You keep doing that
Over and over again
Because eventually
They're gonna get dizzy
And eventually
Something is gonna happen I'm just dead.
Cool.
But, I mean, I'm the only one
on our team in the right spot
by the way so I don't really care if we lose.
Twitch's backing top Nidalee's farming camps...
Renekton is sitting bot for the 15th time.
So like Maokai is here- Like I said it doesn't bother me when I lose games like this
Because honestly if I wasn't in this game these players would have lost 15 minutes ago
Like literally I'm the only one keeping these four players from losing the game.
So if I mess up and they lose... it doesn't bother me too much. It is what it is.
They're just... You know, sometimes you get outclassed.
It is what it is
Like if I was this twitch, I would have probably wouldn't be nine to this game
Obviously, I'm a Grandmaster Challenger player
and Twitch is Diamond but the point I'm making
is that...
That was not an unwinnable game
But Twitch, in his mind, thought the game
was unwinnable.
Because, in his mind, he had already decided that the game
is unwinnable.
Twitch, you're bad
please stop you suck at league focus on yourself man you all suck in well you self, man.
You all suck in World War I. All of you.
Focus self, bro.
You are diamonds.
It was diamonds
before your balls dropped into your body
Just play okay
You really suck at a stop whining ggs homie this is my smurf i'm chow for 10 years
We're not good
Come to the stream.
You'll see, moron!
Have a nice day.
Heart's stuck in low.
Had to flame him because he was just sitting there whining
the whole time.
Like, bro, if you're that dog
shit at AD carry
like, you gotta stay if you're that dog shit at 80 carry,
like you gotta stop playing that role
if you can't solo carry on it.
Like it is
miserably annoying trying to listen
to low elo players
whine and bitch about the game.
Like, I mean, I could rip this guy's
account apart.
Look at his CS!
Bad CS, bad build.
Lost to a Caitlyn. Like I don't know there's just so many things
it was a tough one on his kid oh yeah jesus man you made my twitch uh whine like a baby the whole game.
This is just my for fun Chella count.
I just play off-roll
because if I play AD carry in this elo
it's like...
I'm going to be honest with you.
If I play AD Carry in the CeeLo, it's pretty much like I'm beating up on toddlers.
So I feel really bad playing AD in this elo.
No, yeah, you shit on my Twitch man. That guy...
that guy was having a fucking aneurysm in chat.
He was losing it man. You did a great job shitting on that guy. That was funny. There are a lot of champs that you shouldn't play unless
you're in, unless you are a Grandmaster or Challenger player.
There are a lot of champs
you shouldn't play. Obviously, that's like a really mean statement
but you can play whatever the fuck
you want, right? Like, whatever champ
you wanna play, play it
I'm just saying, like, you will not
proficiently use most of...
There are like three champions in every role that you will not
proficiently use unless you're a Grandmaster or Challenger
level player.
Like Nidalee, for example, right?
The Nidalee from last game should not be playing Nidalee,
right?
I think he was 12-1 or 8-1
at one point, but he didn't actually
know what he was doing. It's not his fault.
Like I said, it's just one of those things where
you can't...
You have to learn
how to snowball
with snowball champs.
Remember earlier
or last game,
right?
The last game
when I told you guys
about the Darius
where the Darius
had me beat in lane,
right?
Because he's playing
Darius versus Mundo
and I fucked up. So he had me beat in lane, right? Because he's playing Darius versus Mundo and I fucked up.
So he had me beat in lane phase.
But he didn't snowball his lead properly,
right? And the reason
he didn't snowball his lead properly is because he just
autopiloted and jacked it off. But, the thing
is if you're playing a champion that
has to snowball your lead
right? You have to actually
be focused on how to snowball your lead
And Nidalee is one of those champs so if you're playing nidalee
and you're not actively invading and actively taking turrets and actively taking objectives
and things like that you're just gonna fall off extremely hard mid-to-late game.
And that's kind of what happened,
was like Nidalee didn't know how to transition her early lead into a snowball.
And that's what a lot of players struggle with.
Even Masters players struggle with. Even Masters players struggle
with snowballing their leads
in games. You don't really see
a lot of the gameplay being snowballed until
you get into GM. You might think
you're being snowballed on, but you're not.
Until you are literally in Grandmaster or Challenger
and again I'm not saying this to
try and put anybody down for their rank
you should be proud of whatever rank you're playing
be happy about it.
Enjoy yourself,
blah,
blah,
blah.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Right?
But what I'm saying is like,
you can't ever be frustrated by if you pick an early game based champ and you lose because
you didn't know how to snowball,
that is your fault.
You could have a good KDA
and it's still your fault.
You can be 10-0
and you're playing Nidalee
and you don't know
how to push that lead.
The game is your fault
that you lose. Not your teammates. Because
you took those kills. You got that strength
yourself on an early-game
snowballer. And you didn't early-game
snowball. So that's not your team's fault for being
you know oh and two oh and three for not like if you take kills
and you take resources it's your job to carry
and a lot of people don't understand that.
That's kind of like the issue, right?
With why I say
you should only play
champions that are easier
to understand how the game works.
So if you're playing...
This is something I've said for years
and years when people ask me like
I'll get asked a lot
Geronimo what champion should I play to climb
or how do I, what's an easy AD carry
I'm new to AD or whatever
people ask me these questions and what what's an easy AD carry? I'm new to AD or whatever.
You know, people ask me these questions and what I always say
to these people is
I'm always like
okay guys
if you genuinely want
to improve
you need to learn
how to play League not learn how to play League, not learn
how to play your champions. Okay? Because
being good at League and being good at your champion are very
two different things.
Like, there's a reason
that I can play almost any champion in the game
to Masters.
I've played every role to Masters.
I can play any champion in the game to Masters.
And it's not because I'm good at every
champion, I fucking suck at
champions. Like, I'm terrible
at certain champs. But I understand
there's fundamentals that don't change when you're playing the game.
And, the thing is...I can be worse than you at a champion or worse than you at a matchup and I'll just naturally beat you because you're not fundamentally
playing correct. And if
you're ignoring fundamentals because
your champion can ignore them or because
you don't want to do them but you're winning
anyway and you're like oh maybe I don't need to work. You'll just hit
a wall
where you will not climb
and you'll think that it's your team, but it's
you fundamentally not understanding how
to be consistent.
And that's the biggest issue. Like I said, right now, I'm going
to climb to Masters on this account
half-assing every game I play.
I'm playing Mundo and Malzahar
AFKing my brain
playing with one hand.
Like...
You guys have to understand...
If you want to get better at League, play something that's easy.
Play something that doesn't require tons of matchup knowledge
and then once you've learned how the game works tons of matchup knowledge.
And then once you've learned how the game works with wave states,
rotations, things like that...
Once you learn how the game works,
then start playing the game
to learn matchups and snowball your leads, things like that. Like last game, right?
If I played perfect
we definitely win that game.
Because I messed up
like two or three times,
right?
Which,
I mean,
it's fine.
Like I said,
I'm not really sweating right now. I'm just kinda chillin'.
Right like uh- I'm just kinda vibing today, just listening to some music... Chillin'...
You know if I mess up, I mess up I'm not gonna like beat myself up over it
But you should like
Understand that like your goal is understand that, like...
Your goal is just to...
There's no way you go for this, right?
Ooh.
I could have killed that guy, actually.
Dude! I actually could have killed that guy actually. Duuude!
I...
I actually could've killed him.
That's not good. That actually makes me sad.
This guy might try and Flash Combo me. I want to not take damage so I can get my passive.
I'm going to push this wave in...
...before I go help the Scallion.
You see how I'm focusing on the wave more than I'm focusing on fighting these two? Okay, so that's worth only for the reason
that the Galio
misses this whole wave.
Okay, that would have been worth
if my Viego didn't
for whatever reason
int after I died
Like, I'll be real, I'm not quite sure why Viego decided to run it down under the turf there, but...
You know?
It is what it is.
He might...
You know, he might be new to Viego.
Who the fuck knows, man?
But yeah.
Like for example right now
do you see how dog shit the CS is on both teams for...
You see how fucking horrible the CS is for both teams right now? For fucking jungle?
That is wild to me.
Both junglers have no CS.
We're literally in a meta
where AFK farming
is how you win games.
Like, actually how you win.
It is actually like an AFK farm meta.
And the fact that both of them are just not farming...
The fact Gragas has 11 cs top these things to me
are really silly I don't want them to come mid. The Viego is trolling, like I don't know what he's doing.
I don't why he's taking CS, I don't know why he's doing. I don't know why he's taking CS.
I don't know why he's mid.
It doesn't make sense.
Like, he has all of his bot side camps up.
He is basically just fucking my XP.
Yeah. He's basically just fucking my XP. But yeah, I mean...
Like I said.
Maybe you guys don't want me
yapping so much about this shit.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm annoying her.
I just think that you should...
not be like the people in the games
that sit there,
don't understand why they can't climb and then they get mad.
Because you would not believe, dude...
Even in like- this is Diamond right?
And there's already I think top 10% of all players, right?
Like a lot of the people who watch streams and other people play the game like I think top 10% of all players, right?
Like a lot of the people who watch streams and a lot of people play the game
they're not diamonds. A lot of people are
silver and gold and shit, right?
And that's totally...
It is what it is. That's just
what it is because people have jobs and shit
And then in masters they also do the same thing.
They just bitch and moan about their teammates all day every day
but they don't actually try to improve
Like they'll-they'll do these-they'll just get mad and they'll do these
They'll just get mad
And they'll just like
Sit there and whine
And cry
All day
About their teammates
And it's such a bad
Haven't.
Like, if you guys just try to figure out why you're losing games...
Watch a fucking 30-second video on YouTube.
Watch a 30 minute video I mean, youtube about like what wave management does
one time and you'll instantly improve in league harder than watching or playing 20 games Because it's just one of those.
I mean, look at this.
Have I really done anything
in this game?
I'll just ask you guys in chat do
you think i've done anything this game
at all
like be honest not really right
that's pretty much done nothing but i
have
a what 14 13 CS lead and half a level lead.
And I've kept Galio from roaming. I'm not gonna ult him because he will never die. Even if I ult him, he won't die by the way.
There's no way because he has too much MR.
Like it's just so not valuable to ult that guy actually though. so I'm so dead by the way.
I messed up.
Maybe Viego kills him?
Oh he doesn't have ult, Damn I suck. My bad.
I should've just not thrown my ults out.
Like I shoulda played a little slower on the Volibear.
Cause like these guys should die right now, right?
They should in theory die because they're being really cringe.
I am a little confused because I don't know why we're A-ramming so far.
Like, everybody on our team is essentially just walking mid
on repeat right now and I don't really know why.
Right? Like, I'm a little confused.
I mean, bro, you can't take the mid wave and then want the top wave too. Like this is just stupid
I don-I don't like when people do this. He walked mid, taxed a wave
And then said that he was gonna go top afterward, but you can't do that shit.
If you're going to leave the mid-wave,
leave the mid-wave for it.
Stuff like that happens a fuckton where people will do that type of shit,
Where they'll take a wave but then want their own lane back.
It's really toxic playstyle.
And it's like why...
It just annoys me is all.
Like I know it's complicated,
a lot of people aren't focused on that type of shit
but it annoys noise the out of me uh this is kind of funny because this Camille should be railing me, but the guy put him
so far behind.
Like, Camille's like 0-2 or whatever, or 0-3.
He's so far behind that he's just railing everybody.
This is a really awkward fight I don't think we can actually fight this.
Nah, it is not worth...
Like, this chase is trash, right?
This is one of those
fundamental moments that I try and get through your guys' heads.
There's no reason to chase that.
Like, this exact moment
there's absolutely no reason for me to chase a kill
why would i want to chase a kill and don't shove waves in, right?
We're missing more gold chasing that kill at an attempt to 300 gold then we are just simply walking mid pushing a wave
taking a plate like what i just did mid gave me more gold than if i had killed Galio when I chased.
That's like a really good habit to get used to, like focusing more on consistent gold than
uh consistent gold rather than gold that like you have to chase to get.
Shouldn't I early void?
Yeah, bro,
I'm not gonna rush Void Staff first item.
Like if I wanna lose
the game, sure. But like there's more than just Galio in the game. Like, don't build around one person ever that's in your game. If somebody builds a bunch of MR...
No. Go top! Go top!
Go top, don't be mid go top. Stop.
Go top! What is this Gragas doing? Go top.
This Gragas is actually so fucking stupid.
Why would you just ARAM here?
Man...
I do not understand this Ragus's thought process.
I don't have TP! Yeah process i don't have tp yeah i don't have tp
either and i just walked top Like, it doesn't make sense.
Like what?
He goes I don't have TP Like, what?
He goes, I don't have TP.
I can't walk top.
Bro, I literally just walked there.
Like, my Gragas has 59 CS right now!
It is 14 minutes in this League of Legends game, and this Gragas has 59 CS.
This guy
has like gold level
CS.
Okay, This guy has like gold level CS. What the fuck, man? Wait, he just ignited me?
Oh you stupid fucker
What we got a fanboy in the chat like what are we doing man but yeah i just said don't be But yeah, like I said
Don't build
Pen just because somebody's building armor
Like it doesn't make sense
My job this game is not to get through
Galio's magic pen right because we have
a Varus who's AD
We have a full AD Varus and we have a full AD Viego
So if this guy builds
infinity fucking magic pen against me or whatever, it doesn't matter because all I have to do to beat that is not use my spells on Galio.
And instead, I just let Galio die to the other fucking two people.
And this, like...
This Gragas
who has fucking four CS a minute
this type of shit is
also what I tell you is like
you should always be just focusing on what you can control in the game This Galio is really stupid.
Nah, it's kind of toxic.
Like, I'll never be able to kill him but he can't ever kill me either
so it's like...
It is what it is. I don't know man, I think the reason why I keep bringing all this stuff to you guys
is because... I want you to this up to you guys is because...
I want you to know that if you're in Silver, Gold, Plat, whatever.
If you fundamentally learn the game instead of thinking
You have to be the best player on the team through mechanics and knowledge.
Like, you'll win most of your games because even in Diamond these people are really fucking stupid.
That's like the point I'm trying to get through your guys' heads.
Like, I'm in a Diamond game right now and my top laner has four CS a minute
didn't rotate to stop him from taking the first turret.
Essentially we've had like 5 people ganking mid for 10 minutes. so See, like that. I'm okay with that, right?
Because
I got a turret's worth of gold, we pulled two people top and I didn't really lose anything.
I lost 300 gold so...
I died for 300 gold right?
I got the wave, I pushed in the wave and I got the turret
forced 2 people top.
I have teleport if they need me at this dragon fight
and I ended up getting a tier 2 turrets
worth of gold for free.
So I'm totally okay with it So, like the score is 25 to 6.
Right?
I'm going to be... I'm going to I'm gonna say this
in the nicest way possible
The enemy team
should definitely
just forfeit
They won't
because it's like
diamonds
but
essentially
what's going to happen
here is one team,
whether it's my team or their team,
is going to try and explode the game.
And if they can't explode the game,
they're going to lose.
So here I'm going to focus on going
to try and kill this kaisa Dude, there is no fucking way I couldn't kill that guy.
Man...
You know what it was?
When I used my R,
I didn't use W.
I'm sad.
I didn't get my W off
so all my little Voidlets
and my Jizzlets didn't get on
the Kai'sa.
Yeah, I mean we just do Baron here. Oh, it's no ward. Whatever.
If you ever find yourself this far ahead and the enemy is not forfeiting, just do Baron.
Like, you don't need to be scared. Baron's not some
crazy objective that you're going to throw the entire game
at.
Just do the objective. It's so fucking free.
People get way too fucking scared of Baron.
Like, people will piss themselves over that objective especially in lower elos
But like you're not crazy oh i'm just dead my bad you're not like crazy i'm
autopiloting so hard you're not like crazy against doing baron ever It doesn't really matter. so so okay um double kill I Think I just got flamed by the top laner with 100 CS at 22 minutes that's crazy like i actually got flamed by the guy with like four csm in it
that's wild.
I don't really give a fuck because these people suck, but that is
wild, man.
Yeah, that's
insane..... I'll be right back. Thank you............................................................................................. Sorry, I'm back guys.
Just had some stuff I was dealing with IRL really quick. hmm. yo boys i think
I'm gonna call it for now. For the chill stream.
Tomorrow, uh, I'm going to try and do an early stream again.
Sorry, I just have some stuff I need to figure out irl um tomorrow
i'm gonna do my normal stream time if i can like 10 a.m
my time uh i've been waking up kind of late but tomorrow i plan on doing like
the 10 am streamm. stream.
Uh,
I'm probably going to play AD carry tomorrow and do some like teaching.
So if you're interested in learning some ADC or just chilling or whatever the vibe is,
uh,
let me know where you can show up and hang out.
Thank you all for watching either way. I really appreciate
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