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well Most every night. All right. Why do I feel like my top laner is about to get fucking demolished by this guy?
Oh no. Varus versus Gragas and
it's fucking X-bone versus uh
Oh no, man!
It's X-Bone versus fucking some Challenger guy.
I feel like we've lost in Champ Select but...
We'll see how it goes, alright?
Dancing in the moonlight!
Doo doo doo doo doo Do do do do do.
Natural Delight! natural light Minions has spawned.
My tribe will bring peace to the north,
The south should fear us almost every night
supernatural rabbit eyes the moonlight eyes In the moonlight!
I think we just kill these guys in a sec.
And Zarya's gonna W one more time?
Just walk up, and they're gonna walk back I did not choose you.
Where is this Rammus at? Or not Rammus, uh...
Velveth!
Stop.
Oh, I'm bad
Honestly, I would camp top too that was such a free ass lane to fucking gank.
Straight up.
Cause like, the lane is so incredibly hard for varus to win that unless uh rama sits top
but if ramis just said stop all again then i don't know it's definitely going to be awkward
pretty sure belbeth is just in our top side jungle terminal
yeah
bro i think im gonna have to fucking uh fucking so enemy has been slain. I have taken oath from you Oh no.
Ooh, not bad!
I'm serious! Ooh, not bad.
Oh my god! I really wish we weren't just like fighting them to fight them 1v2 in that giant wave man.
Okay. I mean, this game's done.
No worries though.
We'll just play to improve.
Because yeah, Top is dumb.
Like, X-Pone is the worst player on the server.
This guy's just gonna get fucking murdered all in.
And then, uh...
Nami very clearly
did not know what she was doing right there.
And I got fucked for it like i'm yeah i mean this game's done Our Baron is fucking horrendous. Nami's not very good either
i said we'll just play to improve rather than win than when like my nami is i have to tell you Like, my nominees...
I have to tell her to ward.
Which tells me she's not good at the game.
I mean, look at this, this mean like I don't understand
Like why would we try
And take that ward out bro?
You don't know? Yeah, I know you don't know.
You're bad.
Let's just go next.
Okay. Please just...
I'm just gonna go mid.
I'm gonna make sure we lose soon, sooner than later.
They have two challengers.
We have me and then four retards.
So I'm just gonna go make sure we lose the game.
Okay. So I'm just gonna go make sure we lose the game. My support is literally auto-filled.
He's an autonomous one trick playing nami We also have first time fucking Jayce mid.
So yeah, man we just go next.
It's like one of those games where we have to accept that the game is over and just like move on uh is
i hold a bow of thrice i hold my heart
oh be as mad as you want. You're a master's peak player.
You were literally first-timing Nami for fun? After taking a 3 to 5 day break?
Yeah... Just play your main champs slow bro.
If you're not willing to play your main champs, don't queue up League.
Right here it is bad at the game.
Play Main try your best or don't queue
Or I'm just gonna run you down because I don't really care about my time or yours.
For the Freljord! You're a savage... so I won't miss! I do not seek the throne of Avarosa.
My top laner has 3 Varus games, my midlaners 0 Jayce games and my support has 3 Nami games.
An enemy is dominating! games what i said we just got gaps in terms of team comp so is I will show them let's see how close this gets. so I'm going to use the same move as before
and
use
my
skill
to kill Your threat has been destroyed. An enemy is dominating you.
What is goodness but trying to do better than your forebears? so enemy is dominating
Shut down Together we are strong shut down You face an ice form.
You have been slain.
Shut down!
An enemy has been slain. After the tribes have died, I dream of no longer needing to lead. I'm going to try and get the swiftly now so so Your turret has been destroyed. The ice is not paying for its surrender. so let it sustain is so I'm going to go back and do a quick run through. so so and fireborn oh thank god Oh, thank God.. so.... Oh, my God. oh my god I mean, these people are weird as fuck, man.
Like...
I knew that game was just not worth putting time into
because like what do you think about it our top winner was just bad.
He was versus like...
I mean, look at the matchmaking.
Like, I'm not gonna put effort into that one.
My top laner is first-ingVarus against somebody 400 LP higher than them.
They did less damage than I did.
Look at this. This guy did less damage than me.
He had 0
KP he had zero kp
look i gotta be real with you man. So, Like, the Nami and the Varus were The two worst players in the team
So the game wasn't going to be one of them so..... you you......... Why am I going barrier over heal?
Oh.
It's just more efficient. It's like lower cooldown, and it's more effective. Heal is literally only because it gives you movement speed, and heals your teammate.
But honestly, Barrier is just like a really good self-sufficient seminar.. So,. you boop but. Hmm. Trying to figure out if I want to take cleanse this game or barrier.. Thank you.... Uh-oh. Uh oh.
Do they have Season of Leaves?
And we have Excalibur Prime?
Oh no!
Oh no!
What is this
loser's cube?
No! It's doomed The mid laner is like a 13 year old
challenger prodigy.
And my mid laner is like a
5,000 game
a year $500
already buying skin
coin flip
oh no I am ash daughter of Greta
okay I'm okay with that.
Pyke got it which is fine with me and he used ignite so I'm actually okay with that and
I didn't use anything
in the north a great chieftain is called War Mother.
Because like if I had used something there we'd just get shit on regardless.
And Pyke's actually, like...
Pyke with early gold?
I don't think he is the best user of early gold.
Unless he buys boots and rums around and shit.
Right?
If he doesn't buy boots, he's not like the best- one of the best users.
Cause yeah, he can buy an early longsword, like he did, but I actually don't think that early longswords is that good.
Cause like, he has to land his q
to make that valuable um so Now that I did not like from Mr. Emilio, because he did not need to walk up into the pipe there. I got one. Melewlion should have
probably played with me a little bit more there,
but uh...I don't think it's the end of the world because
I did get one.
Our waves kinda
fucked which I don't like. But...
...I do think we should've played together.
Like when you're playing support, you should never separate from your AD.
You should just play directly with him.
Well yeah, my B. and forge lord
but yeah might be
at least we got one kill that's like uh really really really good for us the
problem is
we need to
push this wave in.
This wave
is going to be very important to push right now.
If we don't crash this,
we're going to be in trouble.
Okay. If we don't crash this, we're gonna be in trouble. Nice huge... Huge. Nice job. I was really hoping that we would play that out just like that.
I actually probably could have played that even better to be honest if i uh
Oh said just bought again for some reason
I don't understand this though.
I mean, I guess I get it but she's flashing forward? Cause none of her bot camps are up.
So like that right there was a really bad play by Sedge, because none of her bot camps are up so she's uh...
She essentially came bot for nothing. Like no value outside of a kill.
But I don't think coming bot for no value outside of a kill is ever a good play.
Because what ends up happening now is she's going to be really behind
on all of her power.
She's going to be behind
against Rengar.
Rengar almost has double her cs now or
about two two full camp lead so all we have to do to win this game at this point
is essentially not die to pike uh make sure our mid laner doesn't die to Pyke.
Like, have good wave
managements? Like this wave
I'm gonna push in, right?
We need to push this wave in ASAP so I can go back. Oh yeah, we need to get this wave shift all the way in.
Yeah let him freeze. Okay.
This is actually pretty good for us. We're in a decent spot I think.
We don't have pinks.
Rengar's bot...
Like a big no for this? We have Rengar here. Damn.
I actually canceled Nautilus during that little trade if i didn't cancel the auto i would have killed him too like straight
up that was really frustrating
what is this guy doing? Pretty sure...
They don't need me for that
I fucked up my back tempo We gotta push this in ASAP because I super fucked my tempo just now.
Have to make sure this guy can't freeze We got two boots.
The wave's going to push to us.
I actually could have had a better wave state than this, but I fucked it up
Yes Ooh, not the worst.
I gotta chill here because I don't know... Pyke could be in one of these bushes.
He's level 5 which isn't too bad for us
Because we can actually fight him when he is level 5 like this
Because I am Ashe and really strong with tier two boots
wow i suck how am i good it was like my Wow, I suck.
How am I gonna- this is like my second game of the day? I'm trying to warm up man.
Hehehehe um Oh, that was a good W by that connection. That's not good. so We need to push this in.
Push my way, push my way! Not the worst.
Okay, not the worst.
It's fine.
You can let him freeze it.
We're in a really good spot now.
Oh yeah! Oh, no. Well, yeah, I think every game is winnable.
Last game wasn't winnable because it was a literal challenger
versus a Masters player.
And it was in like...
Last game our support was first-timing
a champ. Our top was first-timing a champ.
So last
game was not winnable at all, right? That was actually
not winnable. This game is definitely winnable at all, right? Like that was actually not winnable. This game is like definitely
winnable because everybody's on their rolls
and they're playing correctly so There is a steady hammer. tonight i'm afraid to I mean, Ashe is the best AD carry in the game right now.
Like, by far. She's just really boring.
So nobody plays her in solo queue because the queue and playing League is to have fun.
But she is the best AD carry in the game.
She's just so incredibly strong that you can't even think about her. AD carry in the game.
She's just so incredibly stupidly boring...
That like, people don't want to play her. Pros don't wanna play her.
Because they have to play her. I'm assuming pros have to play her. Because, like, they have to play her... I'm assuming
pros have to play her pretty much
constantly in, like, scrims and shit?
Cause she's
pick-banned in pretty much pro play. Like Like if you go look at any pro game in the last two months, she's like pick banned every single game. I'm just like sick of being in this elo, so I'm playing Ashe.
No, I don't think Jinx is second best.
I think it's like Ashe, Zeri and Varus. The problem with Jinx is she can't do anything in the game to help you win.
Jinx is a champion that if your team is winning and you're good,
You win really hard.
Like you win very very hard...
Like you win harder with Jinx.
But you don't have impact on actually controlling the outcome of the early game almost at all with Jinx.
If you're playing Jinx versus Ezreal, right?
You can't win that matchup in like early game. You just can't win. So you're just farming.
Your versus Ashe? You can't win. You're farming. Like if you're playing something that has...
Oh, I'm just dead.
Okay, I needed to arrow the...
I needed to arrow the pike there before I got hooked.
The reasoning is because
the way we play that is
when Pyke goes in, I arrow him and even if he
hooks me, he can't follow up because then Melio just Qs. So it's just my bad.
I think in my brain i was like i think we can
just fight this because if i get stunned neilio ults me and we get away
but the pike damage is a little too crazy
like milia has to play it flawlessly and i damage is a little too crazy. Like, Melio
has to play it flawlessly and I have to play it flawlessly
unless I just arrow the pike so that's my
bad.
It's not that bad
because we actually can just kill them wait what is this guy doing I mean, I'll take it.
I could have probably played that better.
I think I actually
could have lived
there, by the way.
Like no cap?
I think had I
kited under
the turret...
Had I hit
the sedge
initially
and had I kited under the turret,
I think we would have won that.
Because even after getting hooked or whatever,
you see how it was impossible for them to actually kill me?
That's because Mirio played that incredibly well basically what
milio did there was he blocked every auto from zary so when her e was down they couldn't hit
me like pike couldn't get on me because he wasted Flash earlier.
He had no ulti.
So like Pyke couldn't get on me anymore.
Zeri couldn't hit me through the Melio and the Sedge's melee.
So I just kite around it.
But I think the best play there would have been
kill Sedge
and then
kite back into the turret. That's just my ban.
Let's go! the turret that's just my bad
oh we can just kill these guys. This is really easy.
Sett is top, Lux is mid... We'll just take this turret. I mean, I could push bots though but it really depends on where... like if Lux is rotating down, I can't do it. harmony I mean, Mirio is the same thing as every other champ.
He doesn't win you a game.
Like...
Basically, in solo queue your job...
I'm just dead. RIP
Ah! Ah, my bad. In solo queue your job is create as much space for your team as you can by like, force it.
You want to be able to actually actively control what happens in the game.
Right? It's the same thing as Jinx. control what happens in the game.
Right?
It's the same thing as Jinx, it's like the Jinx issue.
You want to be able to control what's happening in the game and Melio
can't control the outcome of the game
he can just enhance one person to control the outcome of a game, he can just enhance one person
to control the outcome of the game easier.
People don't play him because
it's like any other enchanter
but he doesn't have any offensive ability.
He's purely a defensive Enchanter.
Like Janna
has offense ability, Lulu has offense
ability, stuff like
that where it's like Nelio doesn't have offense he's just like a
well he has his e but that's not like an offensive ability is not used as an offensive ability.
And you max Q last like you're not
building ap on milio and you're not you're not wrong
like you're not like uh you're not maximq first you know
and you're not building like so it's like
you got to understand how that works.
My Q is literally only used to mitigate engage right?
So even if it has the highest ap ratio on
the planet you still can't play it the way you would want to
like say janna, right? Like Janna's W has a pretty decent ratio on it or whatever.
So you could max W and in theory play really well with it. Hold on, this is kind of an important part of the game.
Give me a sec.
This is not really an important part of the game. um But yeah, that's why Melio isn't played very much.
Because again, even though it's like a really consistent champion...
You have no like... Because again, even though it's a really consistent champion...
You have no like, uh, really powerful impact on the game outside of...
Um. Like just enhancing your teammate.
That's why in solo queue it's better to play stuff like Nautilus,
stuff like Leona, Pyke, Thresh...
Because in solo queue those champions are a lot more
efficient at doing what they need to do so like help the team uh win the game It's also, a lot of people are really bad mechanically at like playing with enchanters so for example
enchanters scale in value the higher elo you get just because your teammates
will get better.
So, like, if you're playing
Janna and Silver, your fucking
AD carry is gonna be dogshit.
You might as well just play Nautilus
because a silver player still has
the recognition that
oh, I landed a hook?
I'm gonna fight this guy because my support landed
a hook. He knows to fight when the hook happens,
right?
You watch it occur.
Whereas like...
If I'm
charging up a Nado on Janna or something or i'm w-ing a guy uh in silver with jana
like my teammate is not gonna know that like his job is to do that so I mean, we should honestly just fight them as they walk through mid here.
I don't like this play of going for Baron here.
I think we should just fight them. Okay, I'm just better what like that's so dumb oh
My god. I fucking flash in place
We shouldn't be trying to even do that Baron though. It doesn't make sense
Man, that's my bad we didn't have a ward
like we had no vision we had no word here or here and but like i said we shouldn't be
trying to even go for plays like that on baron because our
our ari and our fucking garen were backed like there's no value in going
for that play like what am i watching right now
my garren is retarded like you, you gotta realize our Garen is not very good and our fucking Ahri doesn't know macro
So like I have to play perfect and I'm an old man
Like I'm 33 and it. Like, I'm 33
and it's my like
second game of the day,
man.
You gotta...
you gotta stop
forcing really bad fights,
you know?
We got a...
we got a master's mid and a a Masters top against Solar Baca.
And I'm probably the only Challenger player in the lobby and I'm fucking...
I'm 33 so you gotta give me break.
The Goddess Avarosa. I say I hear her voice. I'm 33 so you gotta give me a break.
Like, I've already messed up like 5 fucking times this game. I caught their Lux, so I got why he wanted to make a play but...
...I still don't think it was a good play.
Oh my god! hmm Ah, of course he landed that.
Aw, come on bro! Bye Leotiel. my little hill I'm not gonna waste arrow because our Rengar's top.
Why is everybody scared to hit those barrels by the way?
It's so annoying.
It's kind of wild.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Okay, no joke. Lux is
like broken as shit. I can't play the game.
Like their comp
is insane. This is actually silly.
We like can't play
the game against them.
Their Siege is too outrageous.
Okay, we just gotta go
in maybe? I mean, we have no ariel but
i mean yeah i don't know i can't really ulti here either so God, it's so fucking hard to play the game when we don't have a frontliner so Like, I'm trying man.
Yeah like there's not much I can do. It's like...
I can't dodge every fucking ability.
I dodged Lux R, two Lux E's, two Lux Qs, a Pyke hook,
a Sejuani engage.
The problem is we threw when we went for that Baron.
And like... just kill the minion if you're gonna-
Like why is my Ahri just standing here?
Oh... is my re just standing here oh man yeah it's just a it's it's is. Top mid diffs, so PE. Like I said Excalibur prime and some random garren versus two
like top 10 challenger players like i i could have probably carried that if i played perfect
but it's too hard like you get two literal master players versus two challengers. It's not winnable.
And the fact Garen lost to GP when Garen is a hard GP counter is wild.
Nice try. 50 LP Master Top Winner. ah man i think i could have carried that if I played absolutely perfect.
It's just so much like...
It's so difficult to carry every game you play when you get no help from your teammates.
Also, I don't think this is good matchmaking
like the enemy team had two challengers
i don't think there should ever be a match making where the enemy mid is 300 LP above my mid.
The enemy AD...
Like, look at the overall ELO gap in this game.
Solar Block has 1,000 LP above Garen.
Okay? Solar Bacca's 1,000 LP above Garen. He's on a smurf
so it's whatever but
it doesn't even
matter if he's smurfing because look at this.
This is the thing right? this guy's at 400 lp and he's
this guy's a challenger player so this guy's smurfing as well and so it's like two challengers
and then you have like these players suck but he's still higher LP than me.
So like we won bot whatever...
But why are we still down a total of 900 LP?
Why is this game even being created?
I think that's
the issue I have with matchmaking right now.
Because it just
favors Redside
way too hard.
Every game above
Grandmaster right now favors red side
every game no matter what redside's favored to an extreme extent though it's not a normal extent
it's an extreme extent like a normal red side favoring would be like, oh, they have a 100 LP lead.
Right? Oh, that's fun.
But every game I see,
Redside always has a 5 to 7 900 LP lead.
And it doesn't make sense
because that's not good matchmaking.
Like don't just throw like people on a team saying it's okay
cause it's red side,
like make a value in your algorithm that removes the ability to do
that and makes it so you cannot go past
a threshold of difference.
Even though red should have higher LP
because that's how the game is designed,
you shouldn't be able to go past like 100 LP,
200 LP.
And then you're
like, but Geronimo, queue times would be crazy long.
They wouldn't. They would just be five minutes
longer. People would spend
five more minutes in queue for a game
that isn't just over because I have to play like
I'm clearly better than this player
but I made a mistake
and that one mistake I made not calling
the fucking Baron off
like I knew it was a bad Baron Baron off.
Like, I knew it was a bad Baron and I didn't call off the Baron because like
I wasn't
thinking about it.
And this guy is not even good either by the way. This Rengar...
This Rengar is like probably a low- he's probably like a mid masters Rengar player
I could tell that he didn't know what he was doing because he wasn't playing for tempo on fights. He was playing
for kills.
He's good at Rengar, but he doesn't know how
the game works. That's why he started
Baron in front of Sejuani when I
had no arrow and our mid and our bot.
Also I don't know why Excalibur Prime went ignite This is really rough games.
Like, look at the difference in consistency between the players by
The way this is what I want to show you the difference between difference in consistency between the players, by the way.
This is what I want to show you,
the difference between challenger consistency
and somebody who's a low Masters player.
500 games played.
190.
Right? Yeah. 190, right?
But I want you to understand
this player consistently plays well every game.
Even when they lose lose they play decent
whereas like a caliber prime drops out 12 deaths. And when he wins,
he gets carried.
13 death win.
10 death win.
Like just stop dying bro.
You're playing Ahri. the only thing i can think about
about like doing this is like look i cannot win with this player
but i'm not even trying to be mean by saying this. But like dude...
You gotta understand that like...
The reason you can't win games is because you're dying a thousand fucking times a game.
But it's like-
It's not even a limit to...
Like you can't even make the limit test excuse.
Right?
When your dot- when you've played 3, 5, 10 thousand games of League
You're not limit testing anymore
You're just emptying.. Like, every game this guy plays
he gets carried. Every single
game he plays, he's carried.
I've never seen this player 1v9 a game.
Because he doesn't know how to play mid-late game
And he refuses to learn.
Like this player was ahead during this game at some point.
He basically fundamentally doesn't know how to play League. like fundamentally
doesn't know how to play League.
Like here, I'll show you while we sit in queue
what I'm talking about.
I could coach Excalibur Prime and he'd go
up 500 LP in two weeks. If you listened.
It's so easy to play League
because League is a game about fundamentals
and nothing else, nothing more.
You play the boring fundamental
games of League and you win every game
You play for kills you coin flip your games
Like look at this, okay?
So during mid-game here, right?
He's actually not doing that badly.
This is what I'm trying to say.
So here, this is actually a good play by Excalibur
because he knows his jungler is invading.
So let me explain.
This was a good all-in, right?
Because even though we wasted ults...
He's causing the Lux to get chunked.
And he's applying pressure while his jungler in his top invade okay that's actually
like a super good like understanding of why he's doing that but right now
he has to understand like what but right now
he has to understand like what his next role is when he comes back this garen is also griefing by trying to proxy this wave
because he's just gonna die.
So, like, right now, Garen should just immediately
go die to the turret.
Like...
Or he should walk away.
This is illegal.
So like this, for example, right?
This is how I know these players are low elo.
Because this is illegal.
What my team is doing.
So like he proxied the wave sure
but
Ahri is not in lane
so that means Lux
is going to come back faster
which means they can't do this.
And then the Garen gets caught because he's not thinking about it...
...and he dies.
Right?
So, he gets caught. Rengar wastes his ulti.
This is how you have to think about the game if you ever want
to improve past Masters. look at what just happened
garen's going to miss an entire wave solarbacca is going to either get a free reset on this wave or
he's gonna get a free plate and a reset right's going to get a free reset or a plate reset.
Both are bad because you're a Garen wanting to proxy against the GP.
Rengar no longer has R,
which means Rengar's entire kit is based on his level 6 R.
Okay? So, what they
just did is
for fun, they decided to fight
a random fight in the jungle
without their mid laner there, giving
like Garen dies, puts himself behind
Rengar has to back, his tempo
is thrown and he doesn't have ulti
so now he can't even walk bot
and make a play because he has no ult.
Right? So now we have to sit here
and slow the tempo of the game down
because, uh...
Even though we do have a small lead on bot side
we have to throw the tempo of the game down because rengar wasted his
ult for no reason because he had that he had to run away and then top lane got behind in
a scaling matchup because he also made a bad choice. And all of these things
might not seem like a big deal at
first glance, but they are and this is why
these players won't climb past Masters
because they don't understand these fundamentals
of the game
And yes, this is extremely boring
right? These are boring fundamental things but it does not matter because if
you ever want to actually climb, the game is boring it's fundamentally
boring
like we even outplay these guys here look at at this, we outplay the gank.
Right? So like you
have a hyper winning bot lane.
... so here Excalibur Prime also makes a huge fundamental mistake.
He tries to roam...
...to a play that's already over.
So here,
right?
He's half HP.
He should honestly just either hover
and cheese the Lux here
or use the Lux here. Like, there's
like three ways for Excalibur
to play this, okay?
He either A he should just walk into this bush and stand here.
Because Lux is also going to match this roam.
So why wouldn't he just cheese this kill?
He has ignite.
There's no value
in him walking all the way bot here,
and he does it late too.
He's half HP, he's walking late to
this matchup, and he's not cheesing.
So even though he pushed first, Lux got the
first move.
Do you see this? Lux moved
first, even though Excalibur Prime
had the shove on him.
That's a fundamental mistake. He didn't know what he was doing. Then here he is not acknowledging that the play is over So he wastes his R.
Right? So here, now he wastes his R as well.
R is completely wasted! Now he doesn't have his R for the next fight.
Lux is going to get to push this wave in...for free.
Ahri is still bot.
So now she
misses a wave mid, and Lux
gets a plate.
These things might not seem like they matter, but they do. Every single one of these things might not seem like they matter.
But they do. Every single one of these things matters a lot when it comes to the game.
Because you're doing this every game, right?
And every... You're developing these habits to do this shit every single game.
That's why it is really dumb to do this that's why i tell you guys when you're playing league of legends you need
to look at the game as a series of choices that give you the biggest possible lead to win
the game, not get kills.
So if you have a lead mid and you have ignite your job is no longer
like roam around the map, your job is create longer like roam around the map.
Your job is create space for your team who's already winning to win harder,
find a way to do that.
Find a way to create a pocket of space where your team can get objectives for free
and Lux can't play the game.
But, like I said, what ends up happening
is Garen throws his lead top
Lux throws her lead mid
and then
Rengar throws his lead because
he's wasting his R not getting kills.
And then I threw my lead
because I messed up mechanics.
Like I played
well pretty much the whole game and then I messed
up mechanical shit. And then when
we went for the dragon it was just stupid.
Or the Baron. It was a bad call.
Like, the Baron was an absolutely
atrocious call
and we just
lose the game
because even though
I played well
like,
at the end
I can't dodge
every ability, right?
I just can't do it.
Like, I
dodged... If you go watch the last fight,
I dodged like four Luxys, two
Lux Qs, a Lux R.
I dodged two barrels.
I dodged a fucking... Uh, I dodged two barrels, I dodged a fucking...
Uh, I dodged something else too, like
a pike hook. I was literally
getting as much damage as I possibly could
off. But the problem is
even if I can do that play perfectly, we've set
ourselves up at that point that it's impossible
to play the game.
It doesn't matter how good you are
at dodging because you've set yourself up
to like... If you get hit by anything i'm dead
and i did i got hit by one barrel when i instantly right so and that's just how league works because you get outscaled sometimes.
That's why, that's why you gotta understand like mechanics are important but they're not the most
important thing in the game because the most important thing in the
game is giving like giving yourself the ability to not even
have to like mechanically outplay people by just being so far ahead it doesn't
matter and how do you get through I'll play people by just being so far ahead it doesn't matter.
And how do you get far ahead? You fundamentally play the game correctly. I really want to be aggressive here, but uh...
I think the Kindred is actually- I don't know what she's doing.
I'll be real, I don't know what the fuck Kindred's doing here.
Something weirds going on with kindred
because i hawks outed through the jungle didn't see her on her camps so Oh, I canceled two autos.
Man what is going on? This is a really awkward game.
We don't have any vision... uh we need to play carefully here.
Not having vision's really bad in this specific scenario.
I don't know where the fuck...
Oh, Kinder's top okay the fact kindred stop here is really good for us
because it means we can play forward again
uh i think the karma backs but the seraphine didn't
it's gonna get some poke on her. Like, the Karma was chunked and the Seraphine wasn't chunked so that's why I let the waves sit there for a sec.
Yeah, Karma went mid.
We gotta push this and go help my teammate. I didn't want to flash there, but I didn't really have a choice.
Okay we need to push this fast because she's going to TP back. I mean, I don't know. Flashing there is awkward because I don't like wasting my summons like that.
Why is my Kristalana a moron?
I don't think that guy... If I didn't ping that,
I don't think Trist would have actually noticed that was even happening.
Like if I walked over a ward and Trist just didn't notice.
That's crazy. Wait, you win that? Just hit her!
Okay now you don't win because you have fucking's her face there karma wait they do
win that actually
like high key they win that so hard I mean, I can just run this guy down right now because I have tier 2 boots.
I just have to dodge his E. so come on Karma's behind me.
What?
Wait, you're an idiot right?
Motherfucker just tried to flash on me. What?
Are you good bro? Look at that!
Okay, the guy backed.
We should get dragon. so I mean, I don't know why he would ever flash on me there because they have no kill pressure Do you know what? Trist is not in a good spot. It's kind of funny. I'm going to go ahead and do this. I am the main enemy.
You've got an eye for error, death is the only possible out-time!
Never alter me... Never thought to.
With my arrows, I hit the gun!
That's it. so
together we are strong together we are strong.
Together we are.
Our victory has been seen.
I'm just dead? Damn, I really wanted to make sure that wave did not get frozen but I should have sure I could have actually stopped that if I played that better.
Sona, you HAVE to be bot. My Sona's mentally retarded.
She's walking in circles
like confused on where
to be on the map.
Like I solo killed
the enemy AD carry
Karma sat bot fighting me for the wave
My sona was Mia that entire time and she didn't get anything out of it
Like she has no just one assist that I gave her early game
But she's not she's not doing anything,
She's just existing. Just come AFK in the lane Sona
Why are you roaming as a Sona? It doesn't make sense. Your job
As Sona is get level 6. Nobody cares about a pre-level 6 Sona roam, nobody gives a fuck about that man, nobody's scared of that.
Just sit in lane until you get sex. We kill this Kindred right now.
Can you ult him or no? Thank you. thank you I don't know how we're not just ganking this Seraphine as Lillia right now, but...
Like that doesn't make sense to me why I would not gank
that guy, but that's fine.
Which he's
invading over ganking, but it doesn't make sense oh somebody's here oh i'm dead
i mean nice try but like...
See what I mean though? Like it doesn't make sense
why Lillia decided to- she should have done exactly what that guy did
is what i'm trying to get through your head. Like
the fucking Kindred like lame
ganks me. I could have avoided it if
I dodged the Seraphine. That was
my B but what I'm saying is
there's no value in taking one Wraith Camp.
Like, this doesn't do anything.
That doesn't, like, win you the game.
What wins you the game is, like...
When you have enemy Seraphine, No Flash standing here on your bot wave and you're doing Crab here...
Just walk down really quick. you don't even need old
because i'm ash you just walk down and you just play for tempo on the map Okay, Seraphine just TP'd mid for some reason.
This is when the Sona should go mid by the way.
Because she has no value being bought at
the moment because uh seraphine is tp so like her helping me get a uh
like tower plate is worthless it doesn't do anything Like, she should never be helping me get tower plates to begin with.
Because the gold is so much better on Mei solo. solo we can win this fight really hard, even though I don't have Kraken.
Damn she has no wards. so so I'm so dead
They should win that really fucking hard though
Oh my god.
Yeah, I mean this is a fiesta. This is wild. To me, this is like one of the most wild things I've seen.
Wait why isn't the... Why are we helping that guy?
What?! Why isn't Lilia helping that guy? What?
Why would you not help your teammate, Lilia?
I don't know,. League is doomed in NA.
NA League of Legends is fucking doomed.
These are Masters players that I'm playing with and they don't know how to help each other.
Your team has that bot turret! The world will tremble.
Get that bot turret! so no please put wards down, man. What? Why can't I see?
Okay. Dude, how is this happening? just like walk up guys
what am i watching Like that guy doesn't get to walk into that. I need 200 gold.
Let's hit the turret! Like literally, just auto the turret man! Like, holy fuck bro, the turret's 1 HP and this guy is scared to auto it. Thank you.
I probably have to push one more wave. okay Okay. I wanna go...
I kinda want to go Blink there, Sire.
I think IE is really good here, but...
BT would be really, really good as well.
You know what we should do? We should just do Baron on spawn.
Like I'm so fucking fed and Sona's so fed, I'm pretty sure we just win.
It's my warning to you...
...you're not gonna get away with this. Yikes. the ice is not pain it is surrender I'm sorry.
An ally has been slain. um uh I don't think they uh, I don't think she knew I had arrow. so Hmm... I don't know.
Imma get red. so Oh, my homie's all left.
I think if the Seraphine walks out, I could probably just kill her.
Oh she's going mid. I dream of a new champion! They're probably just gonna go to Baron here
That's what I would do if it was them
Because they don't have a lot of choices to play the
game anymore like they just lose in four minutes i think so okay they just have to make a play Let's just do baron fuck it let's go so I'm going to go ahead and do that. so so rip so
i always love right when you get baron i always love right when you get baron i always love right when you get Baron,
You just fucking win the game.
Always. Almost.
It's just how the game works. Okay. Yeah. y'all what's up man
jungle diff said the Malphite.
I don't think our jungler was that good.
I'm gonna be honest.
I think it was just like we all individually won our lanes and the jungler got to benefit
from it.... Can I jungle?
Wait, we have a top Rek'Sai?
And
Bel'Veth one trick.
Oh. and uh bellback one trick oh.. Have any of you guys tried the swarm thing on PVE?
I've seen a few streamers do it, and apparently it's pretty hard to finish it by yourself. So,... Dude, I'm actually kind of bored with playing Ashe.
Not gonna lie.
This champ's kind of boring me.
I kinda wanna play something more fun fun like this is probably my best
chance to win games just playing ash but dear god it's boring I mean, Jinx is pretty fucking boring too.
Anything that's not like
early game based champions are really
boring or anything that's not like a
champ that can dash and Anything that's not like a champ
that can dash and make plays
is pretty boring. What am I against?
Ezreal, Yuumi.
Okay...
What is our team comp?
Dude,
our comp's funny.
Do we think that
we win with this comp?
I don't know.
Fuck if I know!
Ha ha ha! The enemy brand stand is Orphan
Manager.
Ha ha ha! Ha ha! guys it's like to manage orphans? I'll tell you. If you play na solo queue for like a week you'll figure it out. What am I against?
I haven't even looked.
I'm out of it today.
Ezreal, Yuumi.
Okay.
Well,
I mean,
I'll be real.
We should just
destroy this duo.
He took cleanse which is kinda dogshit even though it is versus Leona.
It's still pretty bad because what's gonna happen is...
Apocalypse speaks one truth. is... He's gonna have to
kill the Leona or kill me
on Leona's first Q.
Like, let's say Leona goes in
and this Ezreal cleanses. That's like his timer to kill me so...
If we can bait cleanse then back out of the fight after we bait the cleanse...
We just win the lane. Like, in a perfect world
we would want to bait the cleanse reset and then all in them after. I think that would actually be the perfect
situation we could do, but
who knows?
Okay. who knows Whoa. I mean, this guy shouldn't be walking in like that.
I can volley the bush and we can see what's happening.
Okay nobody is in there.
We should still ward it so we can see where the fuck they are. Is Ezreal should try and set, uh...
Or not Ezreal.
Leona should just in the bush so I'm not fully sure what their plan was there, but okay. so I'm not sure if they just thought I was gonna accept that or if they are just bad. Because I have barrier and Together we are strong. Together we are...
Because I have barrier, and they don't.
So they just lose.
The barrier eats half the ignite,
and then the Ez has to be in my face
or the Leona blocks the Qs, but like
the Leona's passive and Q and shit are
too good. Okay,
this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
... What are you doing? You're not allowed to do that.
That's crazy.
We just double killed their bot lane. You gotta relax!
We got a back bro I I actually kind of want to just go back here because the waves pushing into us
okay i don't know how we're letting Yumi bully us right now.
Like what are you doing?
How is the cat bullying us man?
Like just walk up.
Like I'm really confused at what I'm watching here but okay.
How is my
Yuumi bullying? Or how's that Yuumi
bullying us?
... um That is wild to me that we were getting bullied by a Yumi just now, by the way. It's absolutely crazy. Absolutely crazy I You might have to go in on this guy. He might flash on me, bro. Okay.
My apologies for existing.
Like, my bad.
I won't do it again.
Like, sorry.
You know?
Like, my bad guys I am a war mother. right quickly I'm going to try and get the first one. so Okay, we just dive that guy.
Wait don't back. Oh no.
I mean, I guess if I just backed right now...
I think if I backed there, I could just back right now.
I think if I backed there, I could've saved my tempo.
Then I would have had a Kraken Slayer, but... If you guys are like, cool.
Like I would appreciate it if you guys just didn't die on top side of the map when i'm seven one
like i can carry people but like you gotta just chill you know like We need to break turrets so I can go help our team. Our team is getting fucking murdered.
The faster we can break this turret the faster i can go help
the homies With my arrow? I think not.
An ally has been slain! That's why you don't do that, by the way. That guy is an idiot.
I'm not actually sure why he did that, but like why that right?
Like why that uh velvet stayed because all of his camps are up so
like him over staying like that is just so bad. avarosa guide me so so okay so the power of an ice form Okay. I don't know what took so long for my team to get there.
Just ult him!
Bro, just ulti!
Why are we not using Mal's ults?
What?!
So if he ults that, uh... If he ults any of them...
Oh my god. That is the worst gameplay I've ever seen, by the way.
Like what am I watching man? We instantly kill Brand right?
Then I failed to flash...I got snared into a Zackey and I failed to flash the uh, I got snared into a Zackey and
I failed to flash. That was my bad
But like why in
God's fucking name
Is my... Like, why is Malz
walking around the map like an idiot?
Either take mid or ulti
a lane and then walk mid.
I'm like holy fuck man! What am I watching? No wonder you got shit on men. so so What the fuck am I watching? so enemy so is so This is crazy.
It's 13 minutes, and I just took every turret on top side of the map.
Okay. top side of the map. Like, what did my Leona
just do?
So we saw it coming, right?
We saw it coming and then Leona still managed to mess that up like she needed to just flash q auto
or should i flash but you get what i'm saying it is what it is it's not a big deal. Whatever.
Dude, how are games this hard?
They have no top
turns!
Also, why did you take the inhibitor?
Oh
Why would you take the inhib?
Who did that?
Like seriously
who took the inhib?
It had to have been Rex
that dumbass
Cause like dude It had to have been Rek'Sai's dumbass.
Cause like dude, that's such a bad play to take the inhib there.
Fucking 13 minutes into the game man!
How are we gonna pressure this inhibitor?
... pressure this inhibitor? Like, how do I pressure that at 13 minutes man? I'm going to try and get the first one. so What? um so Wow, we're actually just gonna win the game at 16 minutes. Cool.
Well that's how you carry a fucking game right there.
You had losing top mid and we just walked around the map and took everything.
If I don't get four honors for that game,
I feel like people are fucking delusional.
Ah.
Okay, my bad, guys.
You know what?
I'll play better.
It's completely okay.
All just improve. Okay........
.
.
.
.. Yo, low key though. That was like a master class on macro right there. We obliterated
them.. This guy's a streamer, I think. Oh, he's just gone.. What's this guy doing?
Yeah, man.
You would be nighed that game for sure. Yes.
You are welcome for the carry.
Your absolute aim... Welcome for the carry. You absolute ape! True. No, that's true! That's true.
Very true... No, this guy is nice. He's a nice dude.
Can I play Vayne? Uhhhh...
I mean I physically can but...
TWICE! Twice! GG's man GG man. Nah, that guy's nice.
He's funny dude.
I've played with that guy a few times.
Oh, that guy's funny. Okay.
Like I said,
I don't know if
I can play Vayne,
man.
I gotta figure out
like uh...
If it's like a
good Vayne game maybe but Vay But Vayne kind of blows.
And I'm trying to
lock in and
win. I'm trying to lock in and climb.
I'm kind of bored
of
being in low master elo
because the game quality is bad and i'm not having fun so
we'll see.
Like, I can't really pick Vayne into Xerath right?
I mean, I guess I could it It's just like... it's kind of hard. Delete the game?
We were remembered as heroes.
True.
Anybody who quits League is a hero to me.
The fact they were managed to break their addiction,
they're heroes in my book.
Very fucking true.. Nobody quits League.
They just
take extended breaks.
That is true!
League is like the fucking addiction of
this century.
People think I'm joking when
I say league is probably worse than meth.
Actually.
Because it's a completely
illegal addiction actually. Because it's a completely legal
addiction.
And it's like, the dopamine
hits you get from League are
impossible
to replicate.
They're like the highest possible highs,
the most insane
impossible-to-replicate dopamine
hits. Superman.
I should get some water.
Oh, we're against Hot E-Boy
Zareth.
Hot E-Boy Zareth. I'm a boyzera. Okay. What time is it?
Monday morning on the 7th on a Monday morning welcome to the stream everyone
it's the first of the seventh month of our beautiful year oh yeah it's time for video gaming.
Afternoon?
Okay, well maybe it is afternoon
but like good morning sounds better you know. was that worse maybe maybe
move quickly position well and the minions
i'm not quite sure we did get their sums they They got our sums. Dude, we actually would have just double killed them if Rakan was with me.
If I didn't AFK to get water and Rakan was
actually with me, we'd just double kill him. It's not even close.
Like, not even joking!
It wouldn't have even been close by the way
because that guy's got tear cassiopeia and he's against an Ashe level 1.
Like there is just no... like look at this,
it's actually not even possible for them to play the game
if we play the lane correctly,
they can't even play the game.
The only thing
we have to be careful of is a really early
Lee Sin gank because we don't have Flash.
But because we don't have flash. But if he leveled two ganks,
we actually kill him too.
The only thing we have to do is dodge his Q
and he dies.
You're welcome! he dies straight up
okay leeson's in our bot side. We need to back up. Yep there he is.
It's actually kind of funny because uh i
actually saw where leeson was gonna be before we saw the lee sin
wait have you guys noticed that? The hawk shot tech is overpowered.
Trust me, it's really OP.
Because we hawk shotted up through their jungle right?
We didn't see Lee Sin on top camps
which means because we didn't see Lee Sin
on top camps there was no way he was not gonna be level 3-ing bot. I'm just dead.
So, we needed level 3 there to fight
Uh...I should have let Rakan die? That was actually my bad
Um...letting Rakan die was actually my bad.
Let Ericon die was actually the right call, 100%.
Because I tried
to greed an extra kill
or an extra space
but it's more of...
When we roamed to go look for Lee,
We missed one minion.
And that one minion gave him tempo
To fight us on the level 3 power spike.
Because we very heavily win 2v2 in this lane no matter what. But that specific level 3 power spike gives him the advantage because Rakan needs all three of his spells.
Like, Rakan is a champ
that needs every spell
to be functional.
Like, I don't because I'm Ashe but it still would have been nice to have the extra HP
and AD.
Now on this note though we do do just all-in them right now.
We just straight up fight them right now.
I don't like that Rakan went for silas he should just always go cassio but
that's okay the reason you always go casio is because cassio has no
dashes and she's very immobile.
I guess I'm just dead,
and I'm gonna die, yeah?
That's why, again,
you don't ever go...
Okay, this Reakan's really bad.
I'm gonna have to play with the understanding that Rakan's a bad player.
Sometimes you gotta do that.
It's my duty
to not die anymore because Rakan is very poor he's very very bad
i should have known he was bad when afk level one and i shouldn't know he was bad when he
just fought a little two versus level three but my brain giving people the benefit of
doubt is never actually uh
it's not good right well you should never give people the doubt until they show you why you should give them credit.
And that's just my fault because Rakan is very bad.
We were going to get a
bad support at some point today
because our last two supports
are actually pretty decent
so I knew we were gonna
get a bad support at some point,
and when that happens
you have to just be okay with
carrying them.
I'll have to walk in
and just play better.
Okay. i'll have to walk in and just play better we must press on like i would bet dollars the donuts this recon's auto filled
and he is probably a low masters player like maybe 150 LP peak.
Yep, he is autofilled and he's both of those things.
I was right.
He's an Akali
one trick who got autofilled to Rakan, and he is indeed a 100 LP player.
So we're gonna play with that knowledge and change up our game plan As you can see, my Recon's retarded.
Because why would he roam there? There's no value in it.
It is what it is, we can go next.
Sylas is a better player than the Rakan.
They're both auto-filled, but Sylas
is willing to be aggressive.
Sylas is an assassin player and
Rakan is a mage player.
So we have two retards fighting it out,
but one has better mechanical prowess
and knowledge.
Because of that,
he's going to be aggressive.
Whereas my Rakan is gonna have brain damage the whole game. Why? Because he's retarded, that's right chat! He is retarded! Yeah.
I'm gonna go...
I'm just gonna walk
the other way
and make sure we lose this.
I don't wanna, like,
have my team thinking
the game's winnable
for 20 minutes.
The Rakan needs to be put in some sort of
like, oh my god
this Rakan has played four games
in two weeks.
I'm not even kidding. Two weeks he's played four games of ranked
he is a literal decay player yeah no i don't play with the k players
that's not worth it.
Oh, my God.
It just dooms. So I'm going to make sure at least we lose fast instead of slow.
I don't like playing with low elo Decay players.
People are just queuing up to get my Decay games in, with decay players.
People were like, I'm just queuing up to get my decay games in
and I don't feel like trying or winning or doing...
Nah, it's not worth my time.
Like mentally,
It's too much stress.
We just take the minus 18, minus 19 win the next two
save some time It's like the fact he was afk level one
Was enough annoyance but
Yeah
Yo get out of my fucking lane bro!
Just go do something else on the map please.
Like you're absolutely fucking retarded.
Please leave. Your turret has been destroyed. My mid's losing a matchup.
He wins too, so...
I don't feel too bad about fucking this guy over.
He didn't take TP and he's playing first time ezreal losing to azareth so i got him blood of blood I'm going to try and get the first one. You have been slain.
Like, I intentionally try and get out of these games as fast as possible when
I'm climbing because like you can tell if you're a
good enough player, you know the game's over instantly from
uh what your teammates are capable of so
I could probably win. I could have won this game if I had like fully locked in and fully focused
but I'm going to be real with you,
a low Masters game to me is like
it's like a jog through the park to a olympic sprinter
okay yeah i mean it's not even worth like five percent of my effort you know so so so I know you want it.
I know you want it.
That's me, just wanna get nasty if you are auto filled
just dodge the game bro you aren't good enough to win on that roll you are callie one trick you suck the dick so I'm not running it down, I'm just soft inting.
Like, I'm still in the game, I'm not like running into turrets, I'm still in the game.
I'm not like running into the turrets.
I'm just...
Not giving my like 150 fucking percent winning this game.
Because there's no point.
It doesn't matter.
Fuck! Like I genuinely don't care.
Like this game... What you said, for us to win it would have been too much effort.
And my team's not like that good either so it's not like it is one of those your so I'm going to try and get the away so I'm going to try and get the kill. okay your eyes have been destroyed um League is not about quality of your games anymore, it's about quantity. Like, this game's...
This is the good way to put this.
It's better to spam 200 games
get Challenger that way than to play 100
hard-fought super tryhard games
because
games like this will ruin... They'll make you work
really hard to win.
And that's like...
It's worth it
if you're really focused
and wanting to win
but if you're just chilling
it's better to just 15 it
and move on
because then
me 15ing this game
I actually get two more games and I'm going to win the next two.
So it is what it is.
Okay. So, Okay.. Hmm.... I mean, yeah. Look at this guy's OP.GG man. There was no winning with this guy
Like do you see this? He plays
so infrequently
and just the way he was like do you see this he plays so infrequently
and just the way he was playing lane it was doomed
mikey's a very casual player queues up once every few days like it just wasn't gonna happen you know
but he never performs well on Rakan. Ever.
I don't mind playing with casual players.
He's just like, it's not worth my time
to play
with somebody who's only playing decay games.
Like he's just trying not to decay out of Masters.
So like
I'll play the first
five-ten minutes of the game
and if it's very obvious that
he doesn't want to partake in the game
to try and win, he's just there
to fill the fucking
decay game slot, I just stopped caring.
Because it is what it is. so.. Hmm.
How do I play this?
We need AP. I mean, I could just play Brands but... We just go AP Kaisa. i'm assuming ap kaiser is not too bad Okay. Not bad. I mean
I think
I'm in a
loser's queue
today
so I'm
pretty confident
none of my
solos are
going to
perform
I don't think I confident none of my solos are going to perform.
I don't think I've had a single solo today play well. I'm not even
memeing. We've played five games
and I haven't had a single solo player win their lane.
Like, if you go back and look at every
one of my games, my solos are just getting shut on
every game.
So we are definitely in a loser's queue right now
which means if I want
to win a lot today,
I have to 1v9 every game.
Yesterday we were in winner's queue
because my teammates were just doing well
so we won a lot of games.
Today my teammates are going to do very, very badly. so you guys have no way
your streamer running down games
well let's both be honest with ourselves
when we said like you didn't queue up to win that game you're playing your decay
games you afk level one tried to fight them on a level 2 versus level 3 power spike
and then didn't understand
how the game worked at all.
Having this weird moral high ground when you play dog shit like that? I don't know what the fuck.
It calls me home. We survived together.
Yeah, it's probably us. survive together
yeah but why also were you afk level one Yeah, but you should always get E level 2.
When you're playing in a matchup that is two Immobile champs,
You always get E level 2 so we can just play around that instead of Q.
It doesn't really matter. I said the the level 1 we should have had a double kill
at level one. You were just AFK
and then we forced
to flash and you didn't
walk up and pressure the wave at level 2
So even at level 1 after he forced the flash you
weren't walking up to fight them at level one like cassio should never be able to walk
up to the wave with no flash you should just be walking into
the bush standing there and threading the w
like i said it, it is what it is, man.
It's just like we weren't going to win that game.
You're autofilled
and you're playing decay games
so you're not invested in
the game.
Right?
Like you weren't
looking to improve
or looking to win
or anything.
You're just trying
to get your decay
games done.
It is what it is.
I don't really,
I don't mind.
It is what it is.
It's just like,
you know,
I don't want to sit there and fully invest all of my time
and effort into a game where my teammates are half-assing
the game. all right Jesus. All this... I'm going to die here.
Oh, no!
No!
No!
No!
No! No! jesus oh this okay fight with flight i mean now
well yeah i mean like i said the level two thing is whatever uh
the wave was bouncing back to us because we went to go look for Lee.
But if you notice, the whole reason that I was even trying
to fight was because if you go back and watch the VOD
We were only one minion off of being level 3
And if we had level three there, we win the fight.
Right? And we were only one minion off so that's why I was like... Contesting that because I was like okay well we can just win with uh...
The level three spike.
We'll give Mrs. Hawks The level 3 spike. Well like I said, it is one of those men.
I need to get my stuff back. this man an ally has been slain an enemy has been slain
anger is useless to me. A wound that will only continue to fester. Ha!
The Ezreal rage quit. That's funny. so The guy literally just rage quit. See? If we didn't get out of that last game,
we wouldn't have gotten into this
game where we get a free win.
Like see the difference?
We lost 19 to win 21. so. Yeah, they get lost mitigated.
Like, they lose less LP. Okay.. uh So So what, I need 100.
How many wins do I need?
I need 380 secures me GM for today.
So I'm at 247, which means
I get 21 to win.
I don't know.
I need what? Like 7?
Like 7 wins would do it.
All right, we just gotta win seven in a row!
We win seven in the row right now. We're vibing, yeah?. I spent like 40.
I actually think
to get Challenger from here,
it'd be like 23 wins or something.
I mathed it yesterday.
You would need 23 wins in a row to hit Chow, which would just be fucking ridiculous....... now, now, now.
Damn I wanted to play Ezreal this game. Dude they banned Ashe so
I'm like dude I finally get to play Ezreal.
Oh?
He actually walked in vain. Okay...
... Okay.
Top Kindred?
What the fuck?. I mean, I don't even know what to... I wonder...
No, taking cleanse is kind of bad.
Let's see. I wonder if
I should take cleanse.
Oh, it's support TF?
Okay. Oh, it's support TF? Oh okay.
It was like a troll I guess
I don't know what was happening
Alright what was happening all right boys i have no fun clue let's do a little it
okay Guess today's League of Legends champion.
Draven.
One of these days, it's going to be Draven. Dude, one of these days it's going to be
Draven and I'm going to win.
2012
mana ranged.
Okay.
How's Zeri?
Zeri is really good right now I just don't play her often because I'm not very good at her
But she is very, very good
Okay Okay.. What is this?
Okay, so it's a female, not bottom
half-human mana range 2012.
Ooh, I don't know.
Could it be Ahri?
Eh?
Eh? Okay. So it's a middle?
Not Ionia Noxus. middle.
Not Ionia Noxus.
What the fuck?
Trying to think of ranged
female mids from 2012? Oriana?
Was Oriana before 2012? I think it was.
But it's half human oh it's from ionia karma or is karma support Or is Karma a support? What are mids, female mids from Ionia.
Hold on.
TFT has taught me
what this could be. Let me think about
TFT units that we're in.
Ionia
female mana using
half human.
Or like part human.
That is
crazy!
Ionians That is crazy. Ionia?
Who the fuck
is from Ionia? Is LeBlanc? No, LeBlanc's Noxus.
Is Syndra Ionia? is cinderella ionia
it is cindera It is Syndra. There's literally one. So it's like...
That was actually hard.
I didn't know Syndra was Ionian.
But there's literally no other champion
that fits this except for syndra Okay.
How do I go next?
Fuel for the Rune Race Ryze? He's the only one who uses runes
sever Sivir? Diamonds.
I don't know.
I don't want to, like...
I don't want to cheat yet.
This is such an easy clue
but my brain isn't thinking about it hold on i'm gonna take a leak
i'm going to take a piss i'll be hopefully i can think about it while i'm unleashing my uh
my bladder.
Who uses diamonds? Okay..... I think
I figured it out.
I'm not sure.
The only person who uses diamonds that I can think of is Taric.
Ah, he's gems! gems What is this? Why is there a smirk emoji for Taric?
What is that?
Is Tarek like smirking?
Like I don't understand. i gotta auto extend today the fate of our people hangs in the balance so Wait, I like that. wait i like our team comp it's actually a pretty good comp
we have a bunch of like anti-engage but we also have a bunch of like
ways to follow up my arrow oh i like it i like it's a lot
take a look at my girlfriends. She's the only one I got.
Much of her girlfriends, and they're looking hot.
Look at my girlfriends, she's the only one I got.
My girlfriends, and I'm gonna get it at that room pretty much always full clears.
Ooh, okay.
They actually want to compete for the level 2 but like... I mean I'll be honest
I don't think that's a good play for them Hecarim's always
due to full clear down.
This one full cleared up!
I should've
hawk-shotted sooner.
I could've saved my meds.
A level 3 Hecarim gank is like something you never see coming, because nobody does it. I Move quickly, position well and the battle is won before blood draws. I feel like the reason you never see it coming is because it's so bad. I don't know about that one, Miss Seraphine. so i don't miss yeah so so Hmm.
That went well.
I think...
I fucked up.
I'd have to go rewatch.
Because I...
I cancelled an auto when he was tanking.
Like, okay so...
I was trying to tank because
I had flash
but I think Seraphine
tanked and walked out of the turret then kane tanked
then seraphim tanks again like we just juggled aggro really bad that's my bad i think though
like i'm almost positive
this is 100% my B.
Because I could have just killed the Jinx.
I just like...
I got flustered because I didn't see who was tanking aggro so We should let this push into us.
Because that Ashe is sexy and tall and awesome, but outside of that...
Jinx has 1 HP. awesome but um outside of that jinx is one hp so we should just let this freeze
wait that guy goes recalls? I holdumble's here? hmm rumbles here okay Wait a second, I'm bad.
My team wins this very,
very hard but still like
Nice try.
Dude, why did I do that?
I actually could have just not
auto'd the Rumble.
Might be...
... me Ooh, I should have arrowed that for him.
If I had arrowed right there we would win the game. Not even lying. He would've Valk'd in and one-shot that guy.
Oh well. I'm playing kind of bad it's okay though we freeze this 100 you know what's crazy i didn't even notice i thought the rumble was uh
the enemy jungler i even noticed it
was their top laner ganking wait that's wild my
i will show them the power no if that had, we win the game.
It was so close man!
You must be in a zone so so Damn.
I'm playing mechanically extremely well, it's just...
That was so unlucky because Hecarim was top and then he went bot.
Also, if I had arrow we would have
triple killed him. That's my man.
If I had arrow the fucking Jinx would have died instantly.
Our top isn't doing too bad. so The enemy ball lane is not very good, but it's kinda shitty because regardless of how
good or bad they are, it's still gonna be a hard lane.
Or a hard game because of how...
The early game went.
Which is- I mean, it's my fault. Like I said, I died twice stupidly and both those deaths were like completely and utterly avoidable. Wake up! Like...
I'm really sad, man.
Seraphine didn't know I wanted-
She double snared and didn't ulti off of it.
She double snared and then ulti off of it she double snared and
uh didn't follow up we should have one shot the guy in this double snare arrow combo with ulti.
I don't think she knew that I wanted to go in,
I should have pinged
Aggression.
My bad.
Okay. Huge shutdown though. Really, really big. Kayn is like one of the few champs that can just like delete a fed AD
no matter how fed they are.
And we do have
a Corki, so we'll always have the ability to fight regardless. Uh, okay.
I just lagged out. No way!
I actually lagged out during that...
Like, he ulted me and I couldn't move.
Did my stream die? Like, hiccup for a sec?
He's like, I genuinely couldn't move.
I dc'd for like a quarter of second
and then he killed me cause
i was gonna flash over the wall
Dude, how unlucky is that? How unlucky is that timing? so This Jinx isn't very good, but it doesn't matter how good or bad she is because like
I fucked up so. it is what it is Oh, Okay. Seraphine is really bad.
Why didn't you sit under the turret?
Why would you walk away An ally has been slain.
A battle worthy of the Freljord. uh damn if we played perfect we win this game though that's on me the early fights were actually really really good i
just uh didn't uh ping that early dive should have gone way clean ping.
That early dive should have gone way cleaner.
Like, the early dive
was bad and then we also had...
Outside of just the early dive, we also had that really bad fucking...
Fight at 6 where I didn't ping.
So that just sucks. where I didn't ping.
So that just sucks.
I mean, yeah, I'm just dead. This is a 15 by the way.
Our challenger mid got gapped really hard too
and we got
gapped bot. Are 1,100 LP Challenger mid.
First timing Corki.
I hope he loses so much LP for this loss.
He's a Tryndamere one trick.
Like, I genuinely hope
he loses so much LP for for this loss my man deserves it so so Okay, maybe we win.
I don't think I can take this point.
Or, this tower. I gotta back. Hmm.
Alright, do we think we win this?
We did just get a lot of big shutdowns. Corki got them too, so like he's very fed.
We'll see how this goes. i mean so so my will given form i am I do have arrow, but Jinx could have cleanse.
That's not good.
We have no vision! Oh, there we go. Huh.
Can we actually do anything here?
They're just gonna keep invading our camps, but I think if we can make a good pick with arrow we might be able to still
win the game we just got to make it really good and like control some vision chip
like i think it was... That last play we made actually made it winnable.
They have so many shutdowns that if
we can just like, uh,
and we can make a play,
like when they go for a Baron or something,
we can just,
uh,
make a pick with arrow. Okay. so Fuck. This is really awkward.
I feel like I need to get anti-healing...
Like, I need to be the Anti-heal bitch because I'm so far behind.
But...I need Phantom Dancer and I need Anti Healing.
I think if we can get those two, we might just have Kayn one shot.
If Kayn can oneshot one of the carries and then like i if i can kill
hecarim oh that guy is dead ooh that was a nice try though.
The problem there is we couldn't actually push the wave because uh oh I don't know what i'm watching yeah that's crazy. oh i should have barriered.
It would've bought Corki enough time to kill that guy if I
barriered...
I mean on a good note they can't Baron so
because we killed them.
But yeah, I think if I buried there
uh
I would have bought
him enough time
to play the game
a bit better.
Maybe that's why
I'm maddened.
Like he might
have killed Trist.
I do think we can win though like the way that the team fights are going
because i wasn't even in the fight for a bit there cause uh quirky died so so taking that fight is kind of stupid.
So it's like one of those we just kinda chill on that timer?
Ooh... You can just give that drake, man.
Second dragon?
Sure doesn't matter.
Who cares about that?
All we do here is try and not let them
do baron This is gonna be bad though, I only have Blue Orb.
They're definitely going to try and do Baron here. Like they're gonna control baron with vision I think we should kill these two, not go top.
Because I have arrow.
I'm almost positive what we do there is just kill those two by the way.
Like straight up? we just killed them Welcome to the League of Draven.
Do I go PD or do we go Hurricane this game?
I don't know, hurricane is probably better but
because i'm gonna be hitting like multiple targets
but i also am only going to be hitting one target for a bit
wait what just stop my back okay i'm frustrated
did i stop my B.I.G. I'm still really far behind but we have like a chance to win now.
We need to push mid, guys.
Like I can't arrow this Jinx either because she has cleanse so I gotta save it for somebody important like Hecarim or something like that when he goes in.
Tristana's pushing bot?
I think we have to just make a play here and go for a fight.
Because Trist is
pushing bot.
Okay.
I mean, this is ridiculous.
Oh. I mean, this is ridiculous. Okay, I guess we just lose.
I don't wanna win.
I say to help mid pressure go for a play
because Trist is bot
Nobody's... they don't care Our top and our mid aren't very smart. so um We also have no vision control because we're so far behind. Whatever. Okay.
Honestly, we just got too far behind guys. We can't win anymore. so so come on Okay.
At least it's over.
It was just a mid diff. is joel stummey diff yo waller thank you 57 man welcome back
appreciate it bro damn our jungler sucks too the 14k damage damage.
Man,
I'm not gonna lie to you,
I get really frustrated with supports because we should have won this game
based on a bunch of different factors but
i think support is the easiest role played by the worst players
and i will never change that mentality.
Like,
I could get rank one challenger and also say supports the easiest roleplay
by the worst players... When I died on the Rumble gank bot, that was the beginning of the end for my lane that's my bad So, Okay....... There are too many Hecarim one tricks in the game.
I think I'm going to swap my ban from Draven to Hecarim.
Hecarim one tricks can't physically play any other champ because they
only know how to play really high
tempo champions, so I think I i'm gonna ban hecarim
the amount of heck or one tricks that i've seen in the past, three days is wild.
Like, we live in an NA as a Hecarim
region because
Hecarim sucks if the support players just pick Nautilus or Leona.
If supports just pick not Leona, Hecarim's a garbage champ. Okay. But for some reason, nobody does that.
Nobody...
Support players don't like...
Every support player in this region
is an enchanter man so it feels really weird.
Like, the more
aggressive champs you play,
the easier it is
to play League.
If you play Leona,
the game's free.
If you play Nautilus, the game's free
because your teammates will always run it down
without a frontline champ
and the enemy team will always run it down versus you. let me go look at what the top support players play
i just want to compare.
Yeah, the best support players on NA play Nautilus,
Rell, Leona.
Rell, Nautilus, Rakan.
Nautilus, Thresh, Leona.
Like do you guys see the difference in like why these players are so much higher ELO?
Thresh, Leona, Karma.
Leona, Rell, Nautilus Nautilus Leona Thresh
Poppy Nautilus Pyke
Leona Sferner
Alistar
This is the first enchanter player
Enchanted only support player and
They're below like nine other fucking
There's one in chancer only support player in the top 100.. Well, that's the meta right now.
The meta of the game at the moment is literally
you need a frontline champ because it's a carry jungle meta
it's not a tank jungle meta it's a carry jungle meta so you have to have a frontline champ.
Because everybody's playing stuff like...
Zyra jungle, Lillia jungle, Kindred, Graves...
Hecarim. Like they're playing carry junglers
We are also playing AD mids
So we have AD mids and carry junglers. Which means
like carry AP junglers and AD mids
are really meta.
And because carry junglers
and AD mids are meta
you need something to facilitate like engage So yeah, if you don't have something that can facilitate engage for you the game gets really awkward real fast.
That's why I think people who play like, Rel and Nautilus
And stuff like that
That's why it is so much easier for you to climb because
The games just feel unplayable
For the enemy when you play stuff like that. i was just really undervalued too Well, I mean...
It's not hard to hit top challenger if you're a really good player at the moment.
Think about this.
Shipter came back, played 100 games and hit Challenger.
I'm a cutie pie, played 1000 games and hit Challenger. Like, Challenger players are still bad.
None of the players are good.
It's just that like...
Basically, Challenger is always going to be the same thing.
Know the tricks to win solo queue
and play extremely meta champions If you play extremely meta champions.
If you play
extremely meta champs and you know all the tricks
to win in solo queue, you can climb.
And you keep good mental obviously.
The mental part's
my problem.. What's their comp?
They have top acel?
Wait, are they going to play this out?
Are they going to play top acel on? are they gonna play tommy so long But yeah, like I was saying.
You can kind of figure it out right? right like
like getting challenger is just all about using the tips, like little tricks that you know to climb.
I wanna go look at something.
It's like using all the little tips and tricks you have to climb throughout the years of knowledge.
Like, I have the knowledge to get Challenger.
I just need to be able to like be consistent
like once you hit challenger you have the knowledge to get challenger
the difference is you have to understand how to play consistently
the consistency is the biggest factor
and uh mental mental inconsistency.
Hold on, I want to go look at that first.
Ah!
So Hecarim wasn't going gonna gank but he did because this guy was low
i mean corki honestly should have gone to ward right now
but he has scanner Honestly, should have gone to ward right now.
But he has Scanner.
So like right now... I'm actually kind of confused.
Did he start Skinner?
He did.
Why wouldn't he ward?
I hawk shotted slow, though. So right now,
I have Hawkshot.
I should've instantly
thrown it out.
Like,
I made this comment.
I should've thrown
out Hawkshot immediately
because
I knew that there was a chance
that Hecarim was going to do something
and I wanted to find him.
If I
hawk-shotted right now, I could have saved my
Corki by the way. I waited a few seconds which was kind of bad.
Like no joke.
100% could've saved this guy.
That's my bad. Wait, I want to go look at that dive we had bought.
Because the enemy was fucked right now.
Like, we set this dive up perfect, we just executed it really badly. Okay... Okay.
So Kayn was...
Like, right now
I should have
I had my Q going
I should have secured this kill while he tanked.
Like, you see like right now?
This guy's one fucking HP that's 1 more auto and then we drop aggro
and we redive.
Like, I fucked that up
so bad, man.
That was like
a thousand percent my bad. so Okay, let me see.
Yeah, I mean we both died.
I wasted my flash.
And then here...
I think I messed up here as well.
I stopped and got rooted, yeah.
If I didn't get rooted, that guy would've died.
That's how low he is.
Like stuff like this might not seem like it's a big deal but it is so like right now also like i see
i'm walking forward like right here i should have not autoed i should have made sure i was standing
here because this guy dies here every time, there's no excuse for letting this guy
walk to turret when he is standing 2v1 with us. And then here, the enemy Rumble came bot for no reason.
I don't know why he came down here. He's being an idiot.
And then here,
I just got fucked.
Okay. And then here, I just got fucked.
Yeah, I mean, I just played this game bad.
And there we've got ganks.
It's my bad, I'll take the L. That's on me. So, okay I'm going to go ahead and do that. bless us all right let me see Oh well. What do I do here? I don't know. That guy's
dead. There's one of those... I don't know if there's anything we can do there, to be honest with you.
To help him.
He kind of just griefed.
Okay.
Okay. What's my... wait, hold on.
Galio...
I kind of like Galio
support actually, but
you have to do it against other
melee supports.
Because, yeah, I feel like if you play Galio support, right?
And you don't play him against other melee supports,
you're kind of just trolling.
Like double ranged against Galio?
If you blind Galio and then just get double range abused...
You're fucked. I mean, this is not good.
Yeah, I mean, Galio needed to flash out of that.
But he flashed here? He had to flash the hook.
Because...
I didn't have vision.
I lost vision here, here... Like, I could've 1v2'd it, but...
I had no vision of anywhere.
Like, choosing was actually okay.
But I... Like I said, we needed to...
Oh no.
Bro, what am I watching?
You gotta wait for me, man.
Like, you're just gonna get flashed on by...
I don't know what
I'm watching here.
This Z'Gaio This Galio is definitely trolling. He also took fucking electrocute.
What?
Like what is my team doing right now? Oh.
Okay.
Uh...
That's fun.
I don't really know what to say.
My Galio is still level 1 because he walked into lane and just died. Then I walked up to help my Kindred,
And she ego'd the play...
Oof. ego to the play This is rough
I mean, I just have to not tilt
Climbing in league is just purely not tilting and scaling when something bad happens early
at least there's an ad carry because yeah it's like uh as navy carry you don't always
get to play the game the way you want too early because it's a lot of support diffs.
The support just dictates the lane so...
What you wanna do is understand, you can always scale.
But if you cope and tell yourself that you can always scale...
You're chillin'.
I mean...
Yeah, this is like cancer.
I don't know what I'm watching but okay.
Like, what are you guys doing?
What am I watching? What are you retards doing? Why are we trying to stop the Zin just... doing.
Why are we trying to stop the Zin? Just let him take the camp!
Oh god, man.
Like I don't know what to say.
I think this Galio is the most autofilled player I've ever seen in my life.
He has to be, right?
There's no way he's on roll.
Yeah, he's autofilled.
Okay.
He's fucking Diana one-trick.
He's a... he's a Diana mid
one trick. And he's trying to play Galio
with Electrocute support.
He should be playing Aftershock.
1,000%.
It's always Aftershock because you're trying to be tanky, not aggressive.
And he went Amp Tomb.
Oh god.
We just try and scale.
I said
I can't control how retarded he is. We just try and scale. oh you're so bad
I mean we can't let them freeze this bro. okay and i'll wait so three
of course man come on bro Come on, bro! I have seen things the Sherners cannot even explain.
I might just play support and climb my ass off today.
Unironically, I might go full on support games.
We're already at like 250
LP, 240? If I play
support, I'll win nine in a row and just hit GM
by the end of the day.
It's not even funny how easy that
fucking roll is, bro.
It boggles my mind people make this roll seem like rocket science.
But it is what it is.
Like that roll is so...
I'm already playing Ashe every game to climb,
so it's like I'm already being bored out of my mind.
I might as well just guarantee
that I'm gonna get LP.
Okay. An enemy has been slain. and fireborn all frivolities are my kin
our jungle is pretty good though up Damn.
I was almost six.
That was tunnel visioning on the wrong thing.
My bad.
That could have been a lot worse but i fucked up
I'm gonna go Bork this game. Bork is going to be a lot more useful. I was born into poverty. audience are This is the fury of Iceborn! Dude, I don't even know what to say.
Galio is so lost.
He's so fucking lost on the map, man.
I can't walk up because they're all like in our jungle and shit. I can't do anything.
Ball wave is just frozen. Ball wave is just frozen. frozen always frozen and Zin's bot I can't play the game
I'm dead.
Yep, can't play the game.
Daoio's mid because he's too retarded to understand how the game works
i'm gonna be supporting walker in the map i don't care about my teammates
why should i care about them i I'm a Weetard.
Wow, this guy has a negative win rate too.
Ooh.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
How is he climbing with a negative win rate?
Oh.
Riot! What are you doing guys you guys gotta understand i'm just gonna walk up i don't care
like i genuinely don't give a fuck. But I die.
If nobody wants to help me, I'm just gonna make the game about myself.
I can't artificially E-1 fight this retard.
I...I can't in good conscience let that guy win when he plays like this.
Mid is 0-2 and a matchup, they win. when he plays like this.
Mid is 0-2 in a matchup, they win. Top
is winning really hard but
Mr. Support main
who quite literally has a negative win rate on the easiest
role in the game, which is mid.
It is what it is. I don't really care.
... like i don't mind the galio support but he misplayed the entire early game and then he
has been throwing me to the wolves yo get the out of my lane
like what you just gonna come down here now the game's over bro bro. We're just 15-ing. And he took the shot down. Yep, we can go next. Didn't ulti again, by the way.
Died without ulting again. That was the second time, by the way.
Yeah no we go next, we go next. We go next.
We go next!
This is disgusting.
100 LP mid laner.
100 LP hard stuck autofilled support with electrocute
And my jungler who I thought was decent hasn't used his ult during this current game we are playing.
So that is what it is.
I'd rather just go next. This is a waste of my time.
I learned nothing, and the odds of winning are really low.
Peace requires a steady hand so a rusa guide me Oh well. Protobelt Galio. Yeah, man that's the best choice. You're a fucking monster at this game. Shut down.
Let's see how close they can get.
An enemy has been slain. Your turret has been destroyed.
Just go ahead now. The fact you can lose lane this hard on a soul of all champs makes me question if this player has ever played
that role.
But, I'm gonna go for this.
I can't
really control him. He's just a bad player.
... He's just a bad player. so I feel kind of bad for Vex dude. That champ actually had like such an interesting design
and i feel like nobody ever plays it because it's not very good you're kind of bad for it
cause like the champ just gets countered like it's supposed to be like countering mobile champs or whatever right like that champ was like supposed to be countering like high mobility champs
but it doesn't do its job very well so I'm pretty sure we're just gonna die right now by the way.
Like this is... my team's overstaying. Yeah, that was really obvious.
And didn't use ult again.
The two retards of the team dying again i told you though we overstayed they
were just too stupid to understand that we were overstaying Oh, we're just...
Okay.
Now we're just given mid turret for free because Aesol wanted to walk top lane.
Nah, like just forfeit guys!
My Aesol just walked top lane after trying to siege mid...
Instead of saving me. like trying to siege mid instead of sitting made to wave clear so they don't get a free fucking mid turret he walks top and didn't even push the wave in and
now my gallery I was trying to solo a fiora i don't know what to say man, you people are disgusting. No, that was a good taunt bro.
Their support vs my support by the way that right there should tell you all you need to
about why I'm not trying in this game anymore.
Just there's one of those... Just is what it is. Enemy AD has three items, because Plague Spitter and uh...
It is what it is.
Like I could have probably killed him with the Ice Shield That is what it is.
Like I could have probably scaled and never died this game, but like I said
I don't have an enemy today until I do that.
But that's not fun. Good work, Galio.
You're a beast, man.
It's crazy how good this
Galio player is, man.
11 deaths.
That's wild.
Okay, that guy didn't use his arrow.
Can we forfeit? Wait you didn't use ulti- You have not used ult this entire game!
You're very clearly not trying to win, man.
Just let me out of the game, bro.
Stop hostaging.
Like you're gonna be diamond tomorrow.
You're gonna be whatever.
Just don't hostage people, man.
It's so unfun.
Okay. Come on guys, just hit yes. Let's move on. I don't even care about the LP,
we're wasting so much time doing nothing in this game.
It will not happen.. Yeah, but if you're playing a champion because the streamer is good at it,
You're a fucking retard.
Okay. um just forfeit oh my god i hope they just win the game.
I mean, I'm just gonna go top so we can lose.
Hopefully they descend.
Why is 4 printing too hard?
Because we're in NA.
North American region is not about being the better player for a lot of people, it's
about like being an asshole
to their teammates because they think it's fun.
Me and Renekton are the only two humans on the team,
And we're the only ones who have given up.
Like look at this.
My Renekton is also pushing the side lane with me.
Right?
He doesn't want to play either.
He's just sitting here with me pushing side.
But my team is like... The retards of the game are defending
because they're like...
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. are defending because they're like
it's always the worst players who try the hardest in these games because
they don't realize that like if the game is over because they're too stupid
it's just a low iq gaming low IQ gaming. We praise the leader who unifies, forgetting it is only the unity that matters. I should have a like a game I can play. Dude, I should get a game I can play when games like this happen
where I can just tap out and play a game. Like actually though.
... Like actually though.
Just like some sort of game I could open and then
get window fire.
Okay. I got since you always gave me the idea right I was watching Sam's yesterday and he just plays OSRS or whatever in queue. Or like
when he's like... When he's in games like this
he just tabs out and plays OSRS
And I was
like dude that's such a genius idea
i just wish that like i don't know. your team has destroyed
i don't know i feel like osrs would take so long to get into because there's
so much stuff so so Yeah, I have IRL friends who are really into OSRS.
Like they're really good at it and they play it...
They're super good at it.
I just never like... like they're they're super good at it
i just never like it was one of those things where i always got so like they started way before me right so they had like uh
they have like really high like they have have really high stats and characters and shit.
And they know everything about the game.
And I always felt like if I were to start playing,
I'd be too far behind.
Like, I feel like OSRS is one of those games where you have to really individually...
Like, I would only play it to play with my friends.
And I feel like it's one of those games where you have to
really individually want to play the game does that make sense
like i would probably only play it because i would want to play with my friends It's not even like I don't like games
like that.
I think that I just...
I have to be in the mood
to grind stuff like that.
Right now,
WoW is probably still really fun.
I think people overall
have kind of liked Dragonflight.
It's not that bad of a game.
There's still a lot of people who play it.
I actually stopped playing
though when my friend
stopped playing because I got burnt out.
But I spammed, when I was playing,
I was spamming
a lot of Mythic Pluses
and I was like...
Because I wanted to do 20s of every Mythic Plus and I wanted to beat Heroic Ragnarok, Raznagath and all that shit.
And then I also spammed... Dude, I went so ham on grinding that game.
I sat through...
So, I don't know if you guys actually play WoW
but they added something in the last expansion called Solo Shuffle
and you basically just like solo queue arena
and i remember i was like okay i want to play some like solo q arena
and i you get high enough uh you get high enough lp or like i don't know what to call it.
You get high enough rank where you sit in really long queues.
I'm saying like my longest queue,
I was ranked three affliction lock in solo shuffle.
Like of all the affliction locks that play
I was ranked three.
The only two above me were snuts and a pro player
like literal like best of the best god tier warlocks and uh i played so much Solo Shuffle
that when I was pushing to
see if I could get...
This is my theory. I wanted to rank one
title for Solo Shuffle,
so I got really high Elo,
but I didn't want to play Demo because it was boring
and nobody played Affliction.
So I was like,
I bet you I could actually get top 10
Affliction because nobody plays this shitty
spec. And I got
top three but then I stopped playing so
I had to replay again at the end
of the season till I try and climb.
I sat through a
what was it?
A 74-minute cue
and I went 0-7 74 minute queue.
And I went 0-6.
I sat through a 74 minute solo shuffle queue because
my MMR was stupidly high to go oh and six because uh
the entire lobby was melee and i couldn't win against the maylays
cause affliction was just too trashed.
And I went against, like,
a bunch of Cleaves over and over again, right?
And I went 0-6
and I never played Solo Shuffle
again.
But I did,
I was sitting in like average 45 minute queues for solo
shuffle games
like when you climb up as a dps player
you sit in like literally 40-minute cues it's awful
it's actually awful and then if you go to pee, like I would go to pee,
I would go make dinner, go make lunch or something
and I would just miss my 40 minute queue
and it's terrible.
It feels awful.
So it's like, I'm down to grind
stuff if I'm in the mindset of grinding it
but
I was just not in the mindset to grind out...
Solar Shuffle.
I'm not in the mindset to grind out OSRS.
Although my friends tell me it's really easy, you can just automate it now. You can just go on your phone
and you can literally just AFK
from what my friends tell me, you can literally just like AFK.
From what my friends tell me,
you can AFK like just grind out stats now
because you just like go on your phone
or some shit
or your second monitor
and you basically just automate and click everything.
So that sounds kind of nice.
If that's
actually true where you can just spend like almost no attention span to do it.
But you just click every once in a while and that's all you have to do.
Like, maybe that would be worth it.
Okay. Adding Solar Shuffle killed the game for you? Yeah, I...
The one thing that I don't like about WoW right now
is- or at least when I played
You know what made me really sad?
Because WoW is going to be one of my top favorite games of all time, right.
I played WoW when I was a teenager and I went pro
in WoW. Like I loved WoW so much. I went pro in WoW. Like,
I loved WoW so much
I spent so much time
to go pro.
So like,
WoW is one of my
favorite games
of all time.
Goated.
Every expansion
I play.
Like every single
expansion
I play WoW
because I
love the
game and
I'll stop
playing but
I always
play for a
little bit
every
expansion.
The problem
I had last
expansion was
like it's fun to do raid I had last expansion was like...
It's fun to do raiding with your friends.
When you raid with the homies and you do some 10 mains and 15 mains, whatever,
it's fun to get into a raid with your homies
and do some Mythic Plus and stuff. Like that is fun
but I always want
to try in PvP.
PvP
is in such
a weird spot
because
Solo Shuffle
made it
so everybody
doesn't want to play 3v3.
Legitimately, people don't enjoy playing 3v3 anymore because
people wanna play solo shuffle.
So the only people that play 3v3 now in Arena, or like
2v2, the only people who actually play
that are like the super try-hard
diehards, like sweats
and
not only is it like really hard to casually play 3v3 Arena.
Like I was trying to...
My friends aren't the best players, but they're not the worst either.
They're, like, average.
They're not bad at the game, right?
Like, and we couldn't get past, like... They're not bad at the game, right? Like...
And we couldn't get past like 1800.
I think our highest was like 1890.
And I was thinking to myself like
I mean I'm ranked 3 warlock
in solo shuffle for Affliction.
How the fuck
am I hard stuck
in threes
to like fucking
whatever?
You know,
like...
The problem is
is like
the core is like the coordination gameplay aspect of it
is really annoying
when everybody has
a thousand add-ons
nowadays.
So,
my friends don't use
they didn't
they didn't use add-ons
really so it's really
hard to tell when
they were going to get
one shot right
everybody just uses a
thousand add-ons now
in threes where
like the second somebody blows an important cooldown,
the enemy's screen lights up a thousand times and tells them when you're playing it.
Like basically
like you have everything doing everything for you automated style nowadays
and league I mean, and WoW.
Comp is more important than it's ever been in the game
And it also feels like 1900 players felt like they were gladiators.
And they were,
like when I would go look up their rank,
they would be like actual,
like previous season gladiators that we would be playing against and shit.
And I'm like,
why the fuck am I
1800 with my
casual IRL friends
playing against... And I'm casual too,
right? Like, I don't play that often anywhere either.
And I'm sitting here like why the am i
like playing versus gladiators in threes at 1800
and it's because nobody plays the game so like these gladiators just
play with random people to like boost or make money. It's really weird,
I don't know what the problem is with the game. There are a lot of little problems.
Like... It's, like, a lot of really small
little bitty problems with PvP
and WoW
that I feel could be fixed if Blizzard
was more active like, active.
But I feel like the problem is
nobody wants to play Arena because it's bad.
So, like, it's not fun for the casual player
to play PvP in WoW.
So it's kind of
like...
Blizzard's
not going to put in the time and effort to make
PvP better because the
casual player doesn't play it.
So, it's a really bad
catch-22
or whatever you call it
where they can't
use resources to make it better because nobody is playing it, but when nobody's playing it because it sucks.
It's really hard to explain.
And then like like... Raiding is just...
You can't balance PvP
and raiding either.
One thing that I was thinking about too
I was watching a video on a guy explain this
I don't remember who it was
some WoW content creator.
But he was explaining that another reason that WoW PvP feels so miserable is because there's
so much power creep in movement and stuff where k, like, kiting doesn't exist
in WoW PvP anymore. So you're
essentially just trying to one-shot people while
throwing instant casts and tanking.
Right? Like there's no kiting anymore
in WoW. Not really.
You're essentially just tanking combos and if you can't take the combo you die so you're saving defensives and like really important
weird things for like big cooldowns And the problem with that is that
you can't fix that, though,
because all of those cooldowns
that all the characters have
are being used in
PvE, right? So PvE.
PvE has become so ingrained and we're balancing
the game around PvE that
there's too much mobility for all characters
because every PvE fight nowadays, like, every raid
has really crazy
cool raid fights.
And so it's impossible to balance PvP around that
because then if you give a rogue
like if you make rogues immobile
they're just gonna die in raids now.
Or if you make a warrior not able to jump three times they're just going to die in raids.
So it's too hard to balance for them, if that makes sense.
So like, it just feels awkward. because I still love WoW
like,
I'm going to play
the new expansion
probably with my friends
when it comes out.
I don't know what our consensus is yet because like they're going on a trip or something during when it releases so i well i'm probably
just gonna have to wait for them to get back to play but uh it's definitely interesting.
Because I'll still play, but it's a very...
Aren't they adding?
I heard they're adding more buttons is that true or not
i heard there i haven't looked into the new expansion but wings
like wings of death told me they're... I haven't looked into the new expansion, but Wings...
Like, Wings of Death told me they're adding like
weird new hero talents
or whatever is what he said it was.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what that is.
But it seems funny
okay the enemy support like went made at level one and just walked up i guess
that's crazy They're removing buttons? Oh. So they are keeping some buttons and removing some buttons?
Interesting. Okay.
Yeah, I haven't really looked at it too much...
So... Sorry Dude the league...
Did you see what they said, by the way?
They said like
The League MMO got scrapped
So they have to redo it
Like we're not seeing The League MMO until like 20th redo it.
We're not seeing the League of them all until like 2035,
man.
Like that shit's just not happening, you know? so Our Corki is not very smart, by the way.
Like that guy's actually kind of dumb. He's died twice now with flash up.
Dude, I swear to fucking god...
Uh...
Like, I mean this in the like...
I swear to God.
Mid players are- sometimes mid players are sometimes mid players surprise me i actively think they're the worst player on
the team sometimes not always but but sometimes.
Because they shouldn't be.
Mid players should be one of the best players in the team.
But I gotta be honest with you
it definitely is funny
watching mid players die
to really obvious shit
because they are just too lazy
to stand at
a safe spot.
Like, it's really interesting. I mean, the Riot's fighting game looks kinda cool. so Like, their fighting game looks actually kinda cool. I think all the other projects Riot's doing are probably gonna be good.
I mean,
I assume Riot is good at copying people and min-maxing
stuff that people enjoy, right?
Like look at TFT.
TFT is fun, right? It's like for all
intents and purposes
TFT is pretty
fucking fun
and the reason
TFT is fun
is they literally
just ripped off
like the auto
battler or whatever.
I don't remember
what the original
auto battler was called
but there was an OG I don't remember what the original Autobattler was called.
I can't remember what it was called, but there was like an OG one that they just straight up copied.
But they did a good job copying it, right? Valorant is just the CSGO ripoff. Yeah, auto-chess.
Like, Valorant's just the CSGO ripoff but people really like Valorant's just a CSGO ripoff. But it's, like... People really like Valorant.
So I was like...
Riot's good at making games.
So, like,
I bet you
whenever the MMO does come out,
it will be good. Like I guarantee
the right MMO won't be bad.
The problem is, I's like I don't think it's ever coming out. Making an MMO is hard. like straight up making MMOs is not easy.
Right? If it was easy like every single person would just do it
because MMOs are probably... I would say MMOs are probably
some of the most actual fun
video gaming in, like
that exists.
Like going into a virtual world
and fighting a giant boss with other people in the
virtual world,
leveling up and feeling like your character's
getting stronger.
All that time and effort you're doing is
paying off... MMOs are awesome.
Right? They're really cool. But they're so hard to do well. so This is really interesting, by the way.
I'm kind of waiting. I want to see if this Trist will just jump
in on this Corki. oh
let's push this mid wave I got you like
trust me, i don't think sedge is gonna actually like
Like I don't think this is like that big of a deal think sedge is gonna actually like
i don't think this is like that big of a deal okay i mean i thought we would do some damage
my bad i did not realize i was that guy does negative damage it's on me
100% my bad i did not realize he was made of like he's's not anything.
It is what it is.
I'm full autopiloting this game.
I mean,
this guy's really fucking bad, by the way.
This game is horrible, but it doesn't matter because uh...
Ooh that was a good play though.
Here just push this man I'm saying it's me. Hmm. I gotta come bot for a little bit to help Jinx a tiny bit here. Midsmina...
Alright, how do I snowball this?
Let me think for a sec...
I have six, they don't.
We could probably go in but the problem is...
Zyra's like... It's like...
How do I put this?
Yeah. That's why it was like rough.
Oh well.
Because if Sedge is bot on that timer we just die but
It's not a bad
timer to take because like...
Yeah, I mean he's not wrong.
It just
sucks because uh
like my top of my men are losing so badly that i have to try something in the other lanes well I mean it would have gone well you saw we almost killed the Zyra
if my
if Sedge didn't get or if Sedge wasn't there to fuck with us we'd win that fight extremely hard.
I mean, I don't know what to say man.
Okay well we just lose It is what it is.
This game's just done. I mean... I auto-piloted the early game and my top mid and jungle...
My jungle weak-sided bot
which is like fine
it is what it is
but
the problem is
is like
the lanes that he strong-sided
didn't win
so
Like my Darius's So...
Like, my Darius is like he's a mental retard. Like Darius is an actual retard not even like
That's one of those players that you know is just really bad at League
Because like
Darius is one of the easiest champs in the game
And if you can't play Darius
You probably shouldn't be playing League
Yeah You can't play Darius, you probably shouldn't be playing League. so Like, everybody in this game is so bad.
Like,
this is disgusting. Oh, I just realized my kindred's shepherd.
Ah, that makes a lot more sense.
I did not realize that was Shepard.
Okay real talk though, this Corki might have brain damage.
I mean, I can't man. Just push him in.
Let's push the wave for this guy.
Ooh, actually well played by Shepard. Like not bad! Corki... bro you can't be mad at your teammates
Like when your mid lane is like this fed
Because you died to a level 1 Camille gank
I want you to think about something guys
Camille doesn't actually have any way of getting out I want you to think about something, guys.
Camille doesn't actually have any way of gap closing outside of E, right?
So if you die
to a level 1 Camille gank
don't you believe?
Don't you think that like...
That's probably a personal issue?
I do! I think that's definitely a personal problem. The problem too is like, my Jinx can't really play because we can't play aggro bot lane.
And uh... Zyra's like- it's a Zyra he just hits Q.
Like this guy's playing Zyra. He just hits Q.
Like, this guy is playing Zyra AD which is just unplayable for Jinx.
It's not even her fault.
She just can't play the game. Like, this Jinx is not even bad to be honest with you. Yeah, like look.
These guys suck!
This Camille's horrible.
This is what I meant when I was saying earlier
I wasn't trying to be petty or anything.
This Camille's actually bad.
And the Zyra is just a Zyra. The guy's just using, you know...
The problem is Shepard played to topside, which is just stupid.
Playing to topside this game is just dumb.
And our top laner's first-timing Darius.
Like, why would you first time a champion ranked bro?
Oh! If he AFKs and doesn't come back that's actually really good we get LP mitigation.
Like, I'm okay with getting some LP mitigation and then he gets
the AFK warning.
I'm okay with that 100%.
That's why you never hit yes.
Somebody will rage AFK.
Perfect.
So I just want to point this out
to you guys, my mid is first time in quirky
and my uh top is first timing darius and they got confused why they lost their
wins
that right there
is why
Master Tier North America
is not to ever
be thought of
as high Euler.
Because it's not.
Masters NA
is
really bad. I'm saying like so bad that it,
I would put like gold Korea above us. so so I mean, like I said, Master Tier NA is just a joke.
Why did they hit no?
Like this is what I'm talking about!
Why do we get no guys? We're in a 4v5 right now
my jungler and my top or by jungle on my mid, both hit no.
Like what?
Guys it's a 4v5! Like the Darius Ragequit!
What is happening? so like i think this jinx might be a good son always right
like i think this jinx might be the only person on this team who's not retarded Like, what is happening? happening destroyed
Oh the corky is what
Your turret has been destroyed what the fuck
an enemy has been slain the corgi's a wind trader. What the hell? Like, not even kidding. The Corki's wind trading the Camille.
What the fuck?
That's crazy actually though.
No wonder he died level 1 to the Camille. actually though.
No wonder he died level 1 to the Camille.
I'm not even making this up, look, this is the Camille's
match history.
Like, this Camille
has lost every game, right? This guy's horrible. He just loses every game he plays.
The Corki's match history
is even more weird!
Look at this!
They had two remakes within a span of 2 hours
last quirky game he went 1 in 15
this is nice I summoned him as a disconnect. Disconnected.
Like, straight up
I think the guy is win trading.
He's just a win trader.
It feels like he just...
Whenever he's playing support, he tryhards
and then he queues mid
and just win treads.
Because, like, why would you queue mid and just run it down like this?
It doesn't make sense.
That's crazy. you need to quit league i don't know how but jesus
that shepherd guy is like dude I don't know how he even functions
I'm gonna be real. That guy's horrid at video games
... So, so
i mean you It doesn't make any sense to me.
Huh? Oh, thank God he's in champ select.
If we forfeited it would have been mitigated because he was already afk
okay but Okay, but playing dying level one. no you don't. You could also not hover bush number one Knowing, you know, is in game.
I mean, no, it's a dumb gank,
I agree.
But...
Letting it
lose you the game is just stupid. you died men one one minute later, so don't die.
Like
you realize
we dove
Zyra the second time he roamed.
But your brain is so small, you didn't wait for that.
You just... wait for that you just from aggro no thoughts it's insane If you are 50 LP losing in low masters okay but the positioning in mechanics..... Yep. Mine is mine is. So, so It's crazy. This guy is
typing this. This is wild.
He peaked at 450 LP Masters, which isn't Chao. But he never actually got Challenger oh I was playing random shit. But it's like what?
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't really care.
I think it was wind trading
because this is the weirdest
match history ever.
Maybe he's just bad
because if you look at this, this is like Maybe he's just bad.
Because, yeah, I mean, if you look at this,
this is just weird.
Like... Two remakes in a row?
That's super weird.
I don't think I've ever had
two remakes in a row
in my life,
but it can happen,
I suppose.
Yeah. Hey, what's up man? Yeah this is just weird. I don't know. It's a really weird thing. Fuck. I didn't ban Hecarim.
Of course they have a Hecarim.
Every time I don't
ban Hecarim, they always have Hecarim.
... Every time I don't ban Hecarim, they always have Hecarim.
Uh...I don't really know what I want to play. I could play Malz and probably just win. We need some sort of CC for their dive. Because we have a really squishy frontline.
Oh, we got my boy hunter nice
i wonder how good i think shaco's pretty good versus panth
i think that matchup is not the worst but i don't know anything about shako matchups like straight up i don't know anything about Shaco matchups.
Like straight up,
I don't know anything about Shaco matchups, man.
I don't know what's good,
what's bad, what's OP, what's weak.
I don't know any of that. Man, I feel like
I've been winning two
losing two all day today
It's been
win two lose two
win two lose two
It's really frustrating. And then we just lost three in a row, because the game quality today feels really bad man. We had an autofill support run it down then we had somebody afk last game
than the game before that, like...
I think there's been four AFKs. Three AFKs in my games today.
Like legitimate AFKs. There have been three of them.
There was that one-
There was that Kai'Sa game where the enemy ends afk at level literally two
oh you eat forward died afk
then there was the support earlier... Then last game, we had top AFK.
Okay. I feel like climbing through masters is pure coin flip.
It's so coin flippy!
Oh, that actually hit me. Oh, she has electrocute. I should have given her the third auto.
That was my bad.
Ooh! I should not be standing behind the minions there either!
That was my bad. Sandra is a champ that I do not play versus very often. Oh, my bot lane already died to a Jinx Soraka.
Ooh nice job! Pyke played that well. Dang.
If I was level 3, we'd win that.
We got our flash though though it's not the worst It's actually weird that people
don't TP immediately back to lane when the wave is like this uh so uh Hey, I like Malzahar men.
Malzahar mids fun as man
it's relaxing so so oh I just need one more wave and after this next wave, I can go back tp and lane lock him i just need to get my thing whatever it's called
i don't remember the word between the like book that gives you infinite mana
and shit the The book's so OP.
Yeah, Lost Chapter, yeah.
I always forget the name of it. Which is kind of sad but you know,
I'm 33 and it's like senile kicks in
i probably didn't even have to tp because the lasandra is gonna back here
and it's a cannon wave, so...
It would have probably been better not to TP here actually. Oh! so I mean, I don't think Mal's mid is bad.
I can play Trist mid and Ez-M Ez med. I can do all that shit.
I just don't want to because we need an AP. so so An ally has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
Damn, Pigwart's not having a good time up there!
Oh we got him! Nevermind. Pigward is sm of rough because I can't ever walk up against this list.
Unless I have good wards.
She could just kill me so easy with the like good wards.
She can just kill me so easy with,
like,
an E forward
into a fucking
Hecarim gank.
But it's 2 LP.
Yeah. He's 2LP. That was good though, that's a really good play actually.
Oh, huge. Got flash, got ult, it's huge.
Got the Soraka? Ooh.
Let me push mid.
... I could back air, but I don't know if it's worth. I'm gonna go...
Okay, that was bad. Yeah they should have just chilled I mean I don't have ult so I can't help them
They basically had no Rengar ult there
Like they had no Rengar ult there. Like,
they had no Rengar ults
and I didn't have ult
so I can't really do much.
I think the best thing
they should've done there
is just
take him to win like taking the rocker kill and we just we play off that so I mean, I think we just play for Dragon.
Why does that guy keep putting that ward there?
Like, I know the purpose of the ward but it's worthless versus me.
Because like, I'm not roaming.
Like, it feels like it's a worthless-ass ward because
it doesn't do anything.
It's like, okay you see where I am at all times but what if I just walk into a bush and stand there instead?
And I'm just kind of pushing the wave in over and over again It is what it is.
I'm gonna go back and get...
This is a really bad time for me to back. That was a bad back timer.
Because Liss can push this wave in and then roam.
She could push this wave in
and roam if she wanted to, but I don't think
she's going to.
We'll see.
Okay, Pink Ward doing
Pink Ward things.
Okay... oh he's so dead. Wait! Maybe not?
Okay! Guys, I can't help.
I have no TP.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. so I'm just gonna get some points.
Oh, I'm dead.
Feels bad man. I'll be real that was a good gank.
I did not think uh...
Lissandra was still there, I thought she backed.
That was like a very good gank by Panth, because I egoed the plate but then I didn't know that Lissandra wasn't there.
I don't know how Rengar died, though...
Rengar dying was wild! so uh I have ult.
I should push one wave really fast right here, and then I should rotate. uh We're not in the worst spot.
We have dragon possibility.
It's not the worst This guy's just taking half his HP for fun. Okay. yeah this is awkward as fuck.
Huh. I mean, I think we could have stopped that.
Actually though...
Pretty sure we could've killed them if rengar just altered
because we could have wave cleared and just killed all of them with my ulti
i don't really know.
It's really hard to say...
I need to push some mid waves.
You're on a pink ward.
What am I watching?
He was literally standing on a pink. We We should just back.
Yeah, I don't know why I'm not backing.
I got a lot of gold.
Because Pantheon's gonna go bot here, yep.
And I don't think
I can actually play that
with like
sitting on 1800 gold
like I can't make that play
I do think we give this actually though i think we do
like crisis the back i don't have bolts wait i think we just get man. It's not a big deal.
I mean... I don't know what they're thinking.
Like there is no reason to fight for that dragon right there
my rengar is like throw he's like just tilting i don't know
he doesn't even seem like a bad player, he's just helping for no reason.
Doesn't make sense. so was once i get rylai's I'm pretty sure we win the game.
We just have to let me get Rylai's actually though.
Because they have so many melee champs on their team that if I can get Rylai's we will like... Uh, I'll be able to just...
If I can get Rylai's or whatever,
I'll be able to slow their teammates their teammates or their team and we'll be able to kite them around
be really nice Hmm.
I mean, I got this guy just... Their jungler literally sitting bot right now.
Like, I have him stuck down here
which is really good for us if we can play the game to get Pryo
in a different lane
Okay, Lissandra died Chaos Underdyne. so This guy's only level 10.
What? This guys so far behind... What the fuck?
He is really far behind then.
What did Pinkor do to this guy
i think we're gonna murder this guy we're gonna obliterate them.
Because I mean, right, I'm like... I should probably go mid here.
There's going to be a play that they're gonna try and make mid 100%. so so Okay, I got CC'd for 2.4 seconds.
Wait, I flanked but nobody wanted to fight?
What is this okay so we win that by the way like 100
like when i'm flanking we 100 win% win that. But Rengar walked bot.
Like, what's he doing?
If he just ults mid on that timer, we win because I don't die.
Pyke whiffed his hook which
really sucked. He needed to land the hook on the
Soraka but I don't know what's going on guys like we win this game if you Your turret has been destroyed.
Like, we win this game if you guys play to win.
This is what I mean.
There's been somebody AFK every game today.
Like literally every single game there's been somebody AFK.
That was what I was saying, it's like...
It's a really interesting
feeling.
Like Masters feels really bad.
Because I hit a huge power spike just now...
Walked up so that we would fight them uh on that wave but i did die because my team walks away so like when they walk away I'm obviously just gonna die.
Uh...
I mean we have to give our rengar is not playing the win Apparently neither is Pike. What was that?
What is happening, man?
Why isn't jungle support
every game?
Like, Pink Ward is terrorizing, by the way.
Like, he's doing so good.
Like, I'm not kidding.
We win this game.
If my team plays to win...
Pink Ward is really far ahead of this Pantheon.
He's level 14.
I'm almost level 14.
Pantheon's level 11.
One single team fight where we play as a team, we'll just win.
Like if we get Baron and we just play to win one fight, I guarantee we win.
Like, I'm really fucking strong too.
I have anti-healing for us.
I'm strong as fuck.
Okay. Strong as fuck. What?
I don't get it, I'm gonna get fucking Pantheon ulted.
I mean, I'm dead as fuck.
Yeah...I can't juke that. It's impossible.
That was my bad, I should have backed off a bit.
That was huge!
Maybe he'll play the game now. I mean, I have TP. We can stop Baron... maybe?
Maybe not.
I mean we have double TP! We can stop this. Go!
Huge. Yeah, we can easily stop this.
They just need to buy time.
Oh my god, Pink Ward's a fucking goat. uh We can actually do this, by the way.
It's Baron? We can actually do this, by the way.
Akram has no ult. We should do this right now, actually. shut down
i mean what the fuck was that?
I mean, i don't know what to say to that one.
It's like Rengar is literally just trolling. That was the most soft int thing I've've seen why would he go in there oh whatever he ulted me should die
uh that's my bad We needed to go in sooner.
This is really shitty, man.
If this Rengar
was trying to win, we would just win this game.
Like our AD carry kind of sucks
but I mean every AD carry in the CLL sucks.
Jinx is bad too.
The difference here is that Pyke is worse than Soraka
so Jinx doesn't get to...
Or Kai'Sa doesn't get a show how much better she is because of the support diff so hmm
i mean big one is smurfing.
Like actually, look at this.
This is disgusting.
He's doing so fucking good.
Like holy fuck man
he's a fucking smurf.
He just soloed their Vaal in.
Let's go get vision! Like, what?
My Kai said I didn't ult.
Why didn't we ulti, bro? Like what? She ulted herself. What do you mean flash? Just like, ult! You can't make that excuse. What do you even saying?
She didn't alter you!
But I know she didn't alteri you because she ulted herself.
And if you were close enough to get W'd by the Lissandra, you're just bad.
Because she should have just instantly died in my R.
Like when Hecarim was going in all you have to do is r
to the back of the lasandra
that's literally it I can't fucking... Fucking
This guy said just not do any damage? I guess not. Oh.
Oh yeah, our ball man's pretty out fast. This is gross. so So I've reduced so much healing already. 2,000 healing on my item.
This is why I swear you have to Pavan Hecarim in NA. If you don't ban Hecarim in North America, somehow Hecarim gets fed every game.
I-I swear the champ is not that good.
But like, there's so many one tricks in this elo. And they will hard int off of Hecarim, like it's not even close how bad we... Hecarim
may suck off Hecarim. I mean, we can play for pushing waves out.
How do we play this? for pushing waves out.
How do we play this?
I don't know, let me think.
I gotta cover bot right now because i have tp
i wanna push one more wave and i'm gonna look for a play mid I mean, I can't really TP to this.
There's literally nothing to TP to. I'm just gonna die now.
Yeah, I mean I can't play the game. We killed each other, but I mean it's worthless.
Alright Kaisa now is your time! Now is your chance Kaisa!
Oh! Yo Kaisa Oh yo kai-sa you're gonna die oh noa. That wasn't the greatest play bro. That was well played, actually.
Okay can we actually get something done here? We gotta push every wave out right now.
Oh, we're gonna sac Baron for Dragon?
I'm going to sac dragon for Baron.
That's probably fun because it's chem tech but But we need to push at least one wave out, bot.
Okay. Here. Dude. It's chem tech, it's not a huge deal.
Like why are you guys trying to fight right now?
This is NOT a good fight
why are we trying to fight after we got baron guys
oh my god like what are you doing?
Like you're the most retarded players I've ever seen.
We get Baron, me and Shaco are handling Sidewaves...
And you guys are like, oh now's the
time to fight mid 5v3
They got a battle summoner
or they got a Battle Assist by getting Dragon
Right? by getting dragon, right? so What do you fucking want? I'm literally fucking wave clearing!
How do we end, dude? Are are you are you retarded?
Foreign Second Scythe 14. I swear to God, I think our Rengar is a moron uh I mean...
I don't know what to say.
Like, why are we trying
to end the fucking game? i'm being spam pinged by
retards
like we're just gonna lose. They're going to push mid and win, no?
Maybe... I don't know it's going to be hard.
Like sh- I think Pink Ward is the only one in this game who is actually using their brain.
The other three people are just ping spamming, I'm gonna mute them.
Wait, I wanna mute all because i want to hear pink words things but like dude the rest of these people are oh god they're bad
like they have no idea what they're doing.
He's like, that's just wild to me.
Like look at that!
He just jumped in on Lissandra!
That's crazy! Oh! so so I mean, I can't play the game. The Jinx is literally just...
Like, my Rengar just jumped in on the Lissandra.
Like what?
So Intz like, what are you doing?
Like Rengar's like we need the ends now as he runs it down mid
ults Jinx, dies 1v1 to Jinx cause he's bad
As a Rengar vs. Jinx he dies 1v1
Then if he wants to end
just push mid... Holy fuck, they're bad.
God, I haven't seen players play that
bad in so long.
Like dude, I don't know like if I play that's I I
don't know man something is going on today where every
retard is playing the game
and they're the worst players I've ever seen.
Oh yeah, no it's
Losersqueue. I told you my account is in Losersqueue.
I told you Losersqueue's q and winnersq does exist if
you're ever curious it is 100 a thing because if you notice here this guy has
won one game in the last 15 games he's won one game.
He's 6-14th.
Like this player is awful right?
He's a terrible player.
This player... somehow a 500 LP
Pyke one trick
who lost lane to a Soraka
Jinx as Pyke.
That's absolutely disgusting. Like that's impossible. possible.
This is just a
diamond player.
He averages 6 CS per minute.
He's just a Diamond player.
... I don't know. That's wild.
That's crazy hard man
i mean soraka is good versus pike yeah but
it's not like you can't win the lane. So, let me explain.
Pyke Q has a lower cooldown than Soraka E.
So,
if you charge your Q
and Soraka Es you, you just walk into the bush
and then when your queue is back up you charge your cue
like the matchup is face roll because Soraka E is a longer cooldown.
So you just play it like you would, like a Blitz Morgue match up or something right?
Where your entire premise of playing the matchup is...
Cooldown management premise of playing the matchup is cool down management but like
i don't know.
I guess I don't know what to say.
That game was just
rough.
We had good
cooldown management
for most of the game, but...
The macro mid to late? My team did not know what they were doing.
Like Shaco, Pink Ward literally 1v2'd
or 1v3'd their team three times.
And the other
three people didn't understand how to push waves
out after.
Me and Pink Ward, we get Baron, right?
After we get Baron right? After we get Baron...
We quite literally just reset. Right?
That's all you have to do after you get Baron is reset.
You reset and push waves.
That's all your doing. You reset, group, then push waves. That's all you're doing.
You reset,
you group,
you push waves
but the morons
like tried to fight
at dragon
for no reason
like they took
a 5v3 fight
at dragon
because they're bad.
Which is embarrassing as fuck. Okay... I think, I just think like mid masters and low masters is just so coin flippy.
Because players don't know what they're doing. Okay.. I mean, that's not how it works.
It doesn't change based on win rate.
It changes based on day and play time.
Like, your algorithm
doesn't change based on win rate ever.
It changes based on how much you're playing the game. That's all it changes. Like literally it's just based on playtime.
Like for example, if you stop playing League for like let's say...
Let's say you take a break from League
For a few days. It'll auto put you in Winner's's queue because it wants you to play the game.
So, like, when you come back from a break,
you're going to have really good teammates who are on win streaks
because it's like, oh, we want him to keep playing
because he's going to have, like...
He's win streaking and he's going to want to play.
And then, like, you go on a win streak and then like the
next day if you try and play again, you're like oh I had
fun playing league. It'll put you
in losers queue so now it wants you
to play more because you just played a bunch and i gave you a bunch of wins
now it wants you to play a bunch because now you're losing and i want to get it's like the
it's like the gambling thing it's just like gambling mentality for their algorithm. That's all it is.
That's why if you get an account in Losersqueue,
If you just swap accounts
For a day and then come back the account will be out of loser's queue
because it'll reset if you don't play games in a day
but that's why you always see like big spikes of players doing really well
one day really bad the next, really bad the next day,
really well the next day.
Because it's all based
on...
It's literally all based on their algorithm and how they match you up. I gotta meet these people.
I don't know what to say, man.
My team is like pissed off I don't know what to say, man.
My team is like pissing themselves over low elo. no following these footsteps my brackets it is like AFK standing in a red. hmm
okay I'm gonna lose my minds.
I mean, I could've flashed but that was my bad for not thinking that I'd get level 2 ganked by Nunu. I got too caught up and tilted
off of the fact that they
even got to walk into this bush. Because, they should have died
right here, by the way.
On that bush timer, they should have died right here.
Like, literally right here, they should have been dead.
But my Gragas was standing afk at our camp and i got
mad about that for some reason and i tunnel visioned on that in my brain so that's my gun
Like the fact that we're gonna uh, then we're getting pushed in like this is really fucking annoying
Because they should never be able to do this. Go!
Or don't flash on him.
Okay, I can already tell my Gragas
is a fucking coward.
He's either autofilled or he's not somebody who plays aggressive and he's either auto-filled or he's not somebody who plays aggressive,
and he's going to play behind me the whole game.
I picked Draven, so I'm going to rage pretty much this entire game.
I'm just letting you know ahead of time.
I'm probably going to rage the whole game
because I picked a champion that I'm really good at
so we can play aggressive,
and I have a guy who's pretty much a retard.
So he's like... a guy who's pretty much a retard so
he's like retardedly passing
yeah it's 2lp 2lp we are in a 2LP game.
Like, look at this.
Like... so Like, I just want to go in. You need to just engage.
Literally just flash E.
Like bro, I'm gonna lose it. Just flash E one. Please!
Flammo Torpedo! Oh my god, just Flash E man! Holy shit this player is the worst player ever man.
Like dude why do we have flash if we're not gonna use our summoner?
Like, use your fucking abilities man! The Rumble just flashed on you and you flashed away!
Awwww.
It's fine.
I think I'm done after this game for the day because we need to just wait a day.
I have to not play in this account and just wait.
I gotta wait, I don't want to lose all
my LP so I gotta stop playing in the loser queue accounts.
Like the algorithm's too OP to beat. Unless you duo queue or just straight up 1v9 super hard, the algorithm's too OP
Cause I mean...I have a Gragas with fucking brain damage
Last game I hadas with fucking brain damage. Like, last game,
I had a Pyke with brain damage. 400-500
LP this game. I have a guy
who's afraid to play aggressive with a fucking Draven
versus Ahri matchup.
Like, he's actually retarded.
If I were to take this guy's IQ IRL, it would be in the single
digits and he'd be lucky to be alive.
And that type of gameplay, it just says so much
about people's level of intelligence to me.
If you're willing to play
aggressive in lane as
a player, that tells me that
you're a good League of Legends player.
If you're sitting here AFK typing for no reason,
it tells me that you have brain damage and
you're actually retarded.
Two LPP 2 LP player.
Honestly, I'm an AFK and hope he demotes.
Yeah,
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
I can't do this.
This ain't worth my time,
I'm just gonna go top and AFK.
Have a nice day!
I hope you guys have a wonderful rest of your day.