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Informative Adc Gameplay | A simple man climbing his way back to the gates of Challenger
06-26-2024 · 7h 28m
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I'm crazy Minions have spawned.
All part of the planite! fallen so I'm going to try and get the so so that hit me bro is so Wow.
Missed like four CS right there. so and open it Fuck. uh Damn, I'm actually down CS here.
Down 9! down nine i missed nine minions
the fuck i suck so so It's okay. The enemy has been slain. uh so so so i'm trying Hmm. enough This guy actually trying to like...
Freeze that wave?
What? You good bro or like...
Diana walked all the way by to freeze my wave!
What?! What?
Then she tried to do dragon at level four. This guy's crazy! um um I have no sense.
That's insane! Eesh I mean we could definitely fight these guys like i'm way stronger right now
and we know Diana's top. it so I really want to fight because I wanna like push up and get plates and shit.
But we have to fight them for the wave so they can't thin the wave out.
My jump is too slow. My jungler definitely... Or not jungler, my support definitely doesn't want to fight.
Oh this is going to be interesting. thing so so Ooh, what an interesting little skirmish. I mean, I'm not doing that dragon bro. I got 1800 gold
There's no value in doing that. It just makes me feel like shit, because then I have to go back on a bad timer...
Nah, I'm good bro hmm Hmm. so Pretty sure we could actually. uh
are we kill ezreal like between turrets to be honest with you Hmm. Diana's here.
We could still win even with Diana here, but it really depends on...
Like my Leona is kind of a pussy.
Because Diana is 0-1-0
We can win the 2v3 but it really just depends I don't want to like force Diana to have
that like do a 2v3 she doesn't wanna
them or not die in at Leona well that's a good Q by that guy actually. I actually think I'd live there if, uh... We played together.
That was more of like-I knew that we were probably gonna get ganked
but
I was positioning
with the idea
that we were going play it different.
That's my bet.
Cause we definitely win that
if Leona blocks the SQs at the end and she,
but I mean, like I said
I'm expecting a lot from this player then i shouldn't do that She's really nervous.
This Leona is about throwing our lane.
So she doesn't want to play forward. Wow, this Leona really doesn't like playing with me what's happening She should have just been walking on the Ezreal there, but...
Okay. I get why Leona doesn't want to be aggro.
She's not an aggro player.
Okay. I'll stop forcing you to be aggro Leona. We can just scale. No worries.
I think I've dropped too low Elo to snowball leads.
Like, the support won't go in with you.
They will just sit behind you
and if something goes bad
they don't understand
to walk up a carry of the enemy
because like in his mind he's
not registering that i do more damage than ez he's registering oh my god
like why did you peel the taric but reality, you're never
peeling here. You're just always running down
the enemy carry like Perma.
You're just walking at the enemy AD as Leona
and standing in front of his Qs,
etc., and he can never play the game.
And then you're just
stunlocking him and shit, right?
But like I said, it's
a lot more
like... Hmm.
We take T2 turret here.
We have six grubs, and uh...
... so See, we just take the T2 turret there always. You ignore your team because when you have six scrubs like that
it dies when you have a cannon wave.
But yeah, you can kind of see the issue
with why I think
this hero specifically whenever you're playing in high tier why I think... This E-Load specifically, like whenever
you're playing in high Diamond low Masters
I always have the best success when I play really hyper scaling champs.
Whereas mid masters, I feel like you have to play lane bullies
because people are too aggro in other lanes
so you have to snowball your lead with lane bullying
but like
in this specific elo
yeah it's not great
cause like
not the flame right
like Leon is probably
a good player but
he's like a
low master
player
so he doesn't know
how to snowball
leads
he just wants to
exist and scale
there's levels to Sofus He just wants to like exist and scale.
There's like levels to solo queue, it's really funny.
The lower
elo you are the better it is to just
scale.
And the higher you are,
the better it is to just snowball the game.
Because
when you play with people
who know how to snowball with you,
the game is extremely easy.
Like that Ezreal and Taric should have died
like 50 times
but we were too scared to fight them
because she was like oh I don't want to die
to Diana or whatever. But in reality
if Diana ganks that they can't even
kill us the only way for Diana to kill me on
a gank would be
for
me to get Taric stunned but it's almost impossible with no Taric flash for me to get Taric stunned, but it's almost impossible with no
Taric Flash for me to ever get Taric stunned
with Tier 2 boots. So there's like
too many factors that are just too hard.
But thinking
about all of those things is like above this level.
Right, like LoL Masters don't think about all the factors that are going on in the game
We're just thinking about they have champions, we have champions
I have cooldowns, they have cooldowns
You're not thinking about individual cooldowns, they have cooldowns. You're not thinking about like the individual cooldowns and shit? Well, both mid masters is the same as diamonds. It's just they're slightly better. When I say GM is different than the other ELOs that's when people start actively using their brain. Nobody uses critical thinking until you get into
Grandmaster to play League.
People just run in circles and fight each other. okay... Welcome to the League of Draven.. you
you you. I don't think mechanics
get you to GM.
To get to GM. To get
to GM and to
get higher, you have to understand
how League works. That's why everybody sits
in low Masters.
Because they ruin games by over pushing leads and coin flipping fights and snowballing games out of control
because they want to just fight instead of do like...
Like if you have a team comp that's not designed to fight early and you just wanna scale.
But then,
You have a support and jungler who are like early game champs just perm fighting
It just becomes really bad. well like I said nobody does macro until Grandmaster ever
like I'm doing all of the macro
in every game I play.
If I wasn't doing the
macro, you guys would notice very quickly
that a lot of these games are just losses
because when I have a mid
or top that goes 0-5
Wait if I have a mid or top that goes 0-5 early
and I don't actually macro the map
Like pushing waves and ignoring bad dragon calls
and all this shit.
We would just lose faster. Okay..... If I had Perfect Mental, I would be...
Yeah. Of course I'd be Challenger. Like, I mean, literally the only thing that holds me back is my mental.
I know...
Wait, I've been playing the game for 10 years.
I've been Challenger for seven of those 10 years,
or 11 years.
Like I know how to get Challenger. It's just mentally doing it.
You guys put way too much value in this idea that like, I don't know what i'm doing Thank you.. I got them mechanically and macro.
I cap them every which way from Sunday, man.
Like, every way I gap these players it doesn't matter.
I mean I'm gonna play what I want to play aaron but thank you man Welcome to Sunderland's Rift.
I hate the word steal, I prefer liberate or...
30 seconds until minions I'm going to use the same code as before, but with a different environment. is um um I think that Swain might have brain damage.
Why am I being pinged right now?
Like, why am I being pinged by my fucking bot laner right now? Like can you shut the fuck up bro?
Oh, you're you're annoying living shit out of me.
Like I'm not somehow watching the map. Oh, no! Like this retard down here needs to pay attention to his own lane.
This is why I tell you Diamond players are bad. Masters players are bad.
He's watching me overwatching his fucking own lane.
He's trying to micromanage me, but he's down fuckin' 8 CS in a lane that he should be shitting on I'd be breaking them. Dude shut the fuck up! I'm gonna lose my fucking mind with these retards man
god stop typing stop pinging
like i don't want being pinged by diamond players Missed. But I have been known to fire a warning shot or two.
Danger, I don't know if you noticed, man. I don't know if you noticed...
Like, I don't know if you noticed but you're losing to Zeri
as a vein
like that's kind of wild huh so What am I watching, guys? And bro, you're just dead.
Can you just fuck off?
Just allow yourself to die man.
Like I don't know what we're doing, Swen.
Like dude,
I'm telling you
the only reason stuff like that
bugs me so much, by the way...
Is because...
When you have people focusing more on what the fuck you're doing in the game than what they're doing...
And, like, you're not doing anything wrong but they're just like they feel the need to tell it's
like a tarzan thing like dipshit tarzane does this so much when you play with him
he'll literally try to micromanage your wave states and shits based on like what he wants to do
and you just look at him and you're like dude you are the worst person to play with Damn, he actually went up.
I want to kill this guy but... Hmm. hmm
i actually need the back
nocturne is going to be six uh. Not right now, but somewhat soon.
I wanted Deer to come dive this Swain, but he's probably not going to. He's just going to do dragon, so... that looked like it hurt next time i'll open an eye Like, if I can kill this Swain...
When he's hiding under the turret like this.
He loses the game. It is what it is like i
i need my fucking like look at this look how low he is man but i mean i can't kill him
because if i stay it throws my tempo off. It's just stupid.
Maybe I can kill him now?
Maybe he is backing like a dipshit next to his turret.
Stuff like this is annoying, because I need my
jungler to pay attention to this kind of shit.
Because that Swain should have died like three more times already
but uh he's kind of just chilling.
I mean, the TF is going to look to ult mid right now.
Super obvious.
I can't really play too aggro because I know Nocturne and Tiff are both looking at mid. And my boots are not waterproof.
Now though, now that Nocturne ulted and TF ulted. Now they can just get their ass kicked.
Which is 2v2 honestly. just to be too honestly uh so so uh uh so Oh.
I mean, this Swain's an idiot.
I don't know what he's doing but Nocturne being there is kinda unfortunate.
Oh! I got the assist too. Nice!
Cool death. i'll call that it's not grave robbing if you have a college degree which i do I'm pretty sure Nocturne ult is about to be back up in a few seconds.
So I gotta just be careful eating forward. I'm not even breaking a sweat. This lane's kind of funny.
He went the literal
full fucking
tank early game build.
Okay. That's not good. He's definitely gonna all-in me there. Dude, he's so tanky man. it's kind of funny and sad at the same time that I can be this far ahead of Med.
And, uh...
I still can't like really push my lead too hard until I ever see the Nocturalty.
Also, it's funny that the person who was micromanaging mid and shit
pinging me the whole game
he's quite literally down
10 CS in a level on this area
and he went kraken slayer vein Demacia's lukewarm on me. Haven't been diodering yet, pretty nice!
An enemy has been silenced.
Ha!
Blast them, godmen!
There we go!
Oh no... okay well swain just trolled swain left his lane so that he can run bot but
that's really troll bro An enemy has been slain. I'm in danger. Why'd that guy do that?
The fuck am I watching?
I was just trying to go cover the turret man you don't have to chase it
what What? um so so oh Can I get an itemized receiver? Way too good at this job. Your turret has been destroyed!
The fuck am I watching? I hate merging projects! I'm trying to think of...
What do I want? yeah
the just slowed me?
Like, hit by the stupid Swain W. Like he just W'd
me randomly as I was like walking by
Swain bro bro. You gotta chill.
That's super fucking annoying man!
... so obstacle yeah uh uh I blame the terrain I'm going to try and get him. That's not good, bro. The fuck is that?
Your dear just wanted to hang out in the enemy jungle.
You see what I mean, though?
People don't do the macro correctly
in this elo.
Dragons up in two seconds.
I had to back.
Instead of playing for
the Drake or whatever,
my team's like nah man we got a
random fight before the uh objective like it so uh This is what I mean by, like, if you want to win games
You gotta realize, like
Who's actually doing the macro on your team to carry you in the games.
If nobody's doing the macro, you have to do it yourself.
You don't really have a choice. doing the macro you have to do it yourself
You don't really have a choice because it has to get done regardless. God, they really just want to fight, don't they? Like it doesn't even make sense why
they would want to fight so much but they do.
Okay that's how its gonna be huh?
We're doing that? You guys are toxic!
Zeri flashes on me?
Aw fuck you bro.
You buy a pink ward...
...to put it in a fucking random area right there? yeah
tf's just gonna run around the map killing my whole team for a bit because they're too stupid to like
slow the game down.
It's kind of like why TF is OP in a way, because people are too stupid to understand how to wait.
I mean look at the waves man.
My team's just A-ramming against a team that is better at A-ramming than them.
I mean, I can't stop this Baron it's impossible.
Like, I don't know man grouping up with them is just stupid but i can't really like oh maybe it is possible to stop that
your ear's kind of strong. yeah yeah
yeah
yeah
oh a plant
yeah
yeah I don't want to back. never
like i have to ping these guys because they don't know what the fuck is
happening I have to ping these guys because they don't know what the fuck is happening.
They just want A-Ram.
Okay. yes so uh uh Really? Really. Oh, you're dead.
Really?
An enemy has been slain! I'm gonna kill you! uh in turn so uh so so where were the homies why is my Udyr over there?
Whatever. I TP'd and then they just stood
there and watched, but it is what it is.
But I think it was too quick. I should've
TP'ed to the other wave because they didn't understand what was about to happen so they didn't rotate over.
They don't, like you guys don't have a wave. Guys, you need the waves.
Watching them not do objectives is painful. Like, this is why, by the way
If you ever wonder
Why people lose games
It's because Right there They could've I never wonder why people lose games.
It's because right there, they could have taken a free top turret.
They could've rotated to me and we could've won the game.
They could've done 1,000 different things right there, right?
And instead, they chose to take a fight that doesn't matter because fighting
is fun. Don't get it twisted! When you're fighting
you are not actually playing correctly. It's more fun, but you're not better because you're fighting.
Fighting doesn't win us the game it stalls the
game This reminds me of discovering the spirit of the artifact. uh I rarely know what i'm looking for but I always we're just gonna have to wait for baron this is boring
I mean, I could probably kill the swain. But the problem is it's like I need shen to be watching me
Because I need him to watch for me
cause there's a really high chance I get knock-ulted. so so is Oh, my teammate aced him.
Nice.
It is what it is. That's what I mean though,
like I have to do all the macro push all the waves
Games get prolonged for reasons that people just want
to push their buttons in this elo. Anything
like I said, it's just boring to me
because I'm trying to climb but these
people are trying to just push their buttons
so it's a difference of playstyle
they don't care about being in diamond
or masters whatever they just want to fight because that's like fun whereas i want to
climb so i have to do the boring shit that they don't want to do it's really annoying
it sucks and it's boring
like if you look right like i did less damage than vay and Udyr,
but it doesn't matter because the enemy mid was worthless. The enemy jungler was worthless.
And I took every tower on the map.
That's why I tell you, damage is not always what matters.
Because sometimes people just fight to fight and it's really stupid. so..... I think Trinity is necessary. You need Sheen, but you have to have Sheen..... Fuck.
I thought I could make it back.
I thought I could make it back in time. No. Okay..... I don't play Top that much.
I'm not a huge
Quinn fan.
I mean, Quinn's fun
but I haven't played her in a while.. you you.. Thank you..... you enemies eyes Enemy's eyes.
All right, let's go over the patch notes.
We got to wait two minutes anyway?
Let's go over the patch notes.
They nerfed... Benerfs?
Chorista! They nerfed Karthus, they nerfed Kennen, Lee Sin and then they bought Lee Sin. Or do they buff Lee Sin?
Wait, why would we buff Lee? Lee is broken!
Wait!
Lee Sin's actually so strong.
Don't buff Lee! MF got three base damage and what is this?
Damage lockout goes down.
Upgraded move speed delay goes down.
Max bonus movement speed goes up by 5
Initial bonus movement speed goes up by five initial bonus movement speed it goes up from 25 to scaling all the way up to 50. like what the fuck is this?
Like
I'm gonna keep it real with you
boys in chat right now
There's no reason for mf to like be
buffed in her movement speed that doesn't make sense out of all the shit
that you're buffing
you're making her
W better
that's crazy
that just takes away the entire
skill expression of the champ.
You know what's stupid about a lot of league nowadays?
What not a lot of people
talk about is
tempo is like...
Tempo is very, very,
very important.
And there's a lot of champions in the game right now
that get to ignore tempo.
Like if you were an MF one-trick
and
you
try to play a different AD
after playing MF, you actually
will int on a lot of ads the reason is is is you won't even notice it
if you're probably in lower elo but the fact that like you're not gonna have that extra
movement speed to move around the map
you're gonna like develop habits and do things based on the timers
that mf has for like her ms and her ability to move around
the map because she increases your tempo
because of stuff like this
where she just has, you know
100 movement speed
so she just has like a hundred movement speed
or 50 movement speed and then when you hit W
she has the initial movement speed so like this just increases your tempo on
the map and a lot of people don't understand that they'll be like, oh, MF's OP.
But she's not OP for the reasons you think
she's OP. She's OP because she can sit on
the map longer than other champs.
She can rotate faster than other champs.
Stuff like that.
So it's like, I don't like Riot's idea
though. They do this with Hecarim too.
They do this with a lot of champions
with really high movement speed and
I think it's really unhealthy for the game.
Like, when you overload kits with movement
speed, you're basically upping the tempo of
the champion every time you give
them movement speed.
And... every time you give them movement speed. And
it messes with
how easy it is to play the game.
Where they're giving orianna 4 a.d what i mean this is kind of insane like orion is already really good at trading early
but her lane her early laning is actually really good.
Because she can just auto you to death
because of her passive.
Right?
Because every auto stacks more damage or whatever.
So I feel like this is
Kind of stupid. So I feel like this is, like...
Kind of stupid. Like you're gonna have
Orianna's bullying like Corki's and shit.
Um...
I don't really care
about this at all.
... I don't really care about this at all.
This is good, this is good.
This is good.
Whoa, what is this?
What the ever-living fucking Varus changes? Hello?
Varus has two builds right now, Lethality and On-Hit.
Lethality Varus is much stronger than most players
realize as Maxing Hail of Arrow's second
is better but less common.
Meanwhile, On-Hit Varus has the problem with quick reproaching attacks we kept at 2x5
Someone doesn't have a passive anymore and all the while Varus is the most picked ballgainer in pro right now
We'd like to not only shake up the pro scene, but also make Varus a more enjoyable and intuitive champion.
What?
Huh. Like what are they gonna do? Or what did they going to do?
Or what did they do?
Hold on.
That's kind of wild
the primary change is a retooling of his passive. Instead of getting increased amounts of attack speed,
it will give a smaller amount up front that should feel similar in laning phase.
But as the game goes on, it gives stats that synergize with attack speed AD AP.
We're also leveling up the spell weaving loop by giving more CDR refund on Blight.
The Urus will have a strong spell-weaving AD attack speed item alongside his pure Lethality
and on-hit ones.
The secondary changes are around making his skill order more intuitive, whittling away
at his pro strengths as mentioned before.
Lethality players were maxing w seconds
are making ranks and w matter a bit more for lethality builds to close the power disparity
early game nerfs through his attack damage through base adn qw should make him less
of lane boy found being a little more forgiving to use QW spell combo.
Giving him more time
to activate Body Quiver while charging up.
What?
So he's losing 3 AD
attack speed growth going down So he's losing 3 AD.
Attack speed growth going down.
What the fuck is happening? Passive.
Minion kill changed to
10% attack speed 10% attack speed
10% attack speed AD
10% attack speed AP
What does this mean?
What?
Okay.
Well, I'm assuming it means 10% of your attack speed is your AD and AP.
But like...
That's kind of weird.
I don't know.
That's a really weird thing to do.
Now includes attack speed from champion levels.
Okay, I mean
that's fine, I guess.
Attack speed cap increased from 2.5 to
2.763...
Like what is this?
What
is the math on this?
Like... What is the math on this? Why
this number?
Straight up, I want to know what the math is about why Like, straight up.
I want to know what the math is about why they would just randomly choose this number.
Okay. because that's kind of weird, no?
Like it goes from 2.5 to like 2.7.6 like there's got to be a reason but it's kind of interesting Okay.
Uh...
Damage is going up on Blighted Quiver stacks.
Missing health damage is going...
down?
Wait. Oh, they're not making it based on... Okay.
Okay.
Q cast lockout.
Whenever they do really big system changes
to champions like this, it scares me
because Varus is either going to be horrible
or he's going to be the most broken champion in the game.
Straight up, there's going to be no in-between
until they tweak the numbers.
This patch, Varus is going to be
the best champion of the game
or terrible? It's the champion alive.
Pretty sure. I mean, no change? Yeah, pretty sure it is. Okay. It's Pantheon.
What a weird pick.
I can just Blindest
engage.
Huh.
Huh. huh you can just like buffer blind is W
we'll say We'll see. Do I want fleet this game or do I want press attack? hmm Q-Cast lockout going up to.85 seconds.
Base ability cooldown refund going up 1%. I mean,
that's a lot.
That's what? 3% per three
stacks?
So like if you're popping two,
three stack pops in a series of like four to five seconds,
then it's going up 6% CDR for like an average fight
for your abilities. I mean, that's
pretty insane. That snowball is
really hard.
I don't know. Varus might be OP he seems
op equal down goes down.
Base damage
went up by
five.
I mean...
If that's per feather, like if this is
50 damage per feather that's a pretty big buff. This is really big.
This might kill Lanezak.
If this actually has, like, impact on the game...
...this will kill Lanezak, which is really nice.
Because Lanezak is broken. It's unbeatable, it's like Gragas. They both are just stupid champs.
Well Opportunity's dead.
Duck Harvest is dead.
Electrocute's broken.
... All right, let's see how it goes. 30 seconds until minions spawn. That's got to sting. Minions have spawned.
Reporting in. We needed AP.
Like, that guy didn't show he was gonna play Karthus.
He wasn't hovering it.
So I had to like 1, 2, 3, 4
First to none An ally of the slayer an ally Why though?
Why would you do that?
I'm so confused. Dude, I can't even push freeze it. He's gonna try, but I can't let him. One, two, three, four. one two three four what was this carthus pathing?
How's he doing red right now with 24 CS?
What the fuck?
The hell? I mean, I can't help you bro.
That's all of you buddy.
I'm not gonna like leave my lane here
to go walk to that fight.
That's just not going to happen, so...
Okay. I mean Shaco needs to go to his bot camps, but the problem is uh...
He might know that Karthus is on his bot camp so he might just stay top.
And if he stays top because he knows Karthus is on his bot camps.
I'm kind of in a weird spot. Okay. so so I wonder if I sit right here, if I could just kill this guy.
Oh, I should have flashed his Flash. Well now I know.
I blinded him but I wonder if like the initial jump, hmm.
I'm trying to think about what I did
how I can outplay that
cause I know I win that by the way
like I took the fight because like I'm know I win that, by the way. Like, I took the fight because
like, I'm positive I win that.
That's why I took the fight.
I just
misplayed it. Because I was at
what? 70%? he was at 30%.
I needed to probably just either flash his Flash or...
1, 2, 3, 4.
He's dead. Yeah, it was either Flash's flash or Blind differently. I'd have to know how the
Pantheon damage comes out,
because you can't blind as Q, but you can blind
his autos. So I think
I blinded while he was using E.
... while he was using e reporting in not sure An enemy has been slain.
An army has been slain.
An ally has been slain
it's hard to tell because i don't know the matchup.
Like,
I'm trying to figure this out as we do it, you know?
I'm trying to figure out
the matchup
as we play the matchup.
Okay. figure out the matchup as we play the match up i could probably also put like Oh no, that's not good.
He is an idiot though because he's trying too hard to like...
He really fucked that up.
Reporting in! He whiffed like, he missed half his wave chasing me for no reason. him i don't think i fight this i think i back yeah because he's
he's gonna do this
i think i'm okay with this he might try and dive me Oh, he has a Hexdrinker. That's why he has so much confidence. car I wonder if I ignited him If I kill him there
Nah probably not.
So can I avoid that?
I'll probably avoid that by going back.
But, I don't know. It's hard to tell.
Because he knew
that I was gonna do that so he waited the ult
but I also probably could have walked like
i can't avoid the actual damage of it but i could probably avoid that like cue after
because the damage in the old doesn't do that much damage.
I think it's the Q.
This is a weird matchup, because I don't think it's actually...
I think it's Teemo favored. You just have to know how the matchup works. I'm almost positive.
He rushed Maw, complete Maw!
Wow. That's some crazy
it's wild that he rushed a mob versus uh versus me What am I watching? Hmm.
Huh! Okay! Okay.
We're just playing a bit of the old weak side this game. killing spree Pretty sure I can just sit here and chill.
Because if he does roam, I'm pretty sure he loses too much. I don't think i can ever kill him with uh his maw. I mean maybe I can but...
Wow. Well he can actually just
100-0 me like that! I gotta be more careful.
I did not expect him to just literally 100-0 me.
What?
I just watched my Pyke
miss every one of his spells.
Okay, Pyke, please don't come top again.
Holy fuck!
That was embarrassing. thing my man quite just hit the Yeah, like you're dead.
Dude, that was
wild!
That guy almost
gave my Pantheon a free
shutdown because he whiffed his only two spells.
Dude, I'm surprised by how much damage Pantheon just shoots out of his butt cheeks. so What's this Pantheon doing? Shut down.
Supporting an enemy has been slain. and swing my Am I ever going to try Elden Ring?
Yeah, I'd love to. Once I save up some money to upgrade my
computer, I plan on playing some Elden Ring.
My computer can't really play it right now though.
Okay. An enemy has been slain. Yes, sir!
But I love it. I mean apparently it's like really fun so...
...I'm looking forward to it
it does have a lot of hype I'm going to go for the first one
and then
I'll
try
to
get a so and My trend didn't ulti. so Yes, sir! Wait, there's a blue buff here.
Ooh! A piece of candy!
... so so um Where is this Pantheon at?
I think he's going bought for this drake i can pressure the map okay so I don't want to get this Rift Herald, but I don't know if i can
oh that guy is dead as fuck by the way. so oh dear god is uh so Bro, these fucking mushroom...
Or these fucking stupid things are annoying me.
Fucking boxes, man. Fuck off!
Just getting boxed over and over again.
It's kind of funny, because I think I'm actually doing quite a bit.
I'm doing the boring macro shit this game where like,
I'm just pushing the waves in.
We got two items now though, we're pretty fucking huge.
I wonder with 2 items if I can actually 1v1 Pantheon yet?
So hard to tell...
Because like I don't know the matchup enough It's so hard to tell.
Because I don't know the matchup enough.
I mean,
I have a lot of HP but...
I don't know. It's really hard to tell if i want to be one that guy so so Oh, time to back.
I'm quite low. An ally has been slain. Shut down.
My line has been slated. dude my team just got wiped how did you guys lose
i'm aware bro oh I'm going to go with the Thanks for watching! so I really fucking... You've really committed to that role
bagger number smart that guy's not very smart
we should leave because pantheon can just like come kill us. so I think we just play for Baron at this point.
I have so many mushrooms mid, that it's pretty impossible
for them to ever like make a play mid without just being like one fucking HP.
I'm trying to keep good mushrooms.
I think that's my goal right now, right?
Just keep up the mushroom onslaught.
I don't think this is a good play to just go for this though. so It's your favorite Geronimo arc?
Thanks man.
Well if we play Top is relaxing...
Top is a lot more relaxing than AD carry
mainly because like
You don't get to play the game sometimes so you just exist
Shut down You play the game sometimes, so you just exist.
Was I AD Carry? I gotta do like 35 APMs a minute... Or seconds. For a seconds I'm just chillin', vibing, you know?
Having a nice old jolly time. He's actually always headranked. Not a lot of people know about it.
Because nobody goes on the PBE.
An enemy has been slain killing spree I would just be a slave.
Well it's good to know that I can kill that guy now.
I am level 16, so like i kind of understand Your team has destroyed a turret.
Your team has destroyed an individual. I'm ready. hey they got into to kill me yeah fuck you too dude.
Fuck that guy too I guess. Top is a funny role because all I have to do Is not get gapped
Right, like top lane it feels
Like all you have to do is not get gapped
And You don't really control a lot of the game
you just you just relax and sit It's very interesting. so Did that Pyke just kill that guy inside of his team and then walk away well that's toxic That's actually kind of wild. It's okay. There are some mushrooms in there for them to hit.
Surely they'll hit my mushrooms right? Surely.
Heh heh heh! Aww... right? Surely. Wings just hates League.
You gotta understand,
Wings is not a bad player
and top lane is not weak.
Wings just hates league of legends Whereas, like... It's kind of funny.
Wings hates League.
I hate the players who play League.
Like, I'm not even kidding.
I love the game.
I hate the humans who play it. So I'm only getting 20 LP a win.
Like,
I know I cooked my MMR
yesterday with like a bunch of losses but this is crazy You know what I think is wild? wild. My MMR dropped so drastically, but the only game I lost or the last game i lost
i had a challenger player in my game
this guy was gm trolling This was like a boosted account.
And everybody was like, hi masters.
We lost this game and then all of a sudden I'm just in diamond games.
I don't get it.
MMR is... I feel like MMR is just weird, weird man i don't know how mmr works it's crazy. Wait, I don't understand this.
What?
For a long time after being promoted to new ranked tier, you would always start at 1 LP.
Especially when winning at high LP values we're making a change to count LP as normal
win after being promoted.
It will be more intuitive and true to players' game
by a game rank journey with the inflation control
and LP optimization we've been doing,
you're confident that this change won't
introduce inflation or break competitive integrity at
base. So now if you win...
What it's saying is if you win
at 99 LP,
you'll go to 20 LP
if you get, and what they're saying is
If you get promoted exactly to zero
It'll put it at one. Okay.
How interesting.
.... Answer the team chat?
What'd they say in the team chat?
Who wants to kiss?
Oh. No, I'm good.
I think I'm good. I don't need to answer that. I'm chill. So, huh Okay. Wait a minute Hello... You Ah I'm in Jinx.
Currently in Plat 3,
what do you think low level players
do wrong with Jinx?
You probably players do wrong with Jinx? I mean, you probably just
don't farm well enough
or wave manage well enough.
Because when you hit two
items with Jinx, you pretty much just win fights.
Well, you win if
you're even or ahead.
If the enemy's shitting on you, then you don't just win. I mean, I can try and help you this game with like telling you what I'm doing
and shit like that. And why I'm doing it.
You can try
and be talkative.
The big thing with plat players is that you're not
farming.
Yeah, like I think you guys think you're farming but I don't think
you're actually farming. You're also probably not
walking to fights properly. Or, like, not walking to fights properly.
Or like, not walking to fights properly.
Because the game isn't about just perma-fighting.
Sometimes it is but sometimes...
Like if you're playing something like Jinx
It's not about perma-fighting, right?
Whoa.
Look here, I'm gonna rocket the
first wave
just because... Here, I'm going to rocket the first wave.
Just because...
The Leona went in level 1 which is wild that's like a horrible play i don't know why she did that
but so uh that leona was really bad
but that guy is horrific he does not know what he's doing.
Like, he didn't push properly for level 2?
And then after... like, went in level one and then didn't push properly
for level two.
I think the Leona's a Q
sniper. I didn't hide my Q.
I'm almost positive that Leona's a stream sniper.
Like, you see how he's typing and shit?
Like, he typed in champ select
and now he's typing and shit like that too.
Like... like an enemy has been slain i mean i get back here but i don't need to we we just push this wave. This is kind of what I was talking about though, but like you just have to learn how to wave
manage and farm and shit as Jinx.
Like right here, I'm not really down even though my Leona ran it down
I'm not down that much farm
We backed on a cannon wave
so like if you notice they can't really punish me because um
They can't punish me for anything because we backed
On a canon web, so they can't push the
wave in fast enough to deny any minions which means i get to back and get back
to lane before the wave crashes or before they can crash it
so now we save a bad situation by playing...
We save a bit of a bad situation
By like, playing fundamentals and here i don't actually want to fight but
i do have jack of trades my jack is already stacked but his. So we're evened out right now. I missed a few CS there, that was my bad.
So do I rush Kraken or I or ie like before it depends on the game
it's really game dependence
but you change it from game to game
uh like this game i'll probably rush ie
because we're not snowballing and i don't think uh I usually only rush Kraken
if I think I'm going to be snowballing the lane
or if I think we need to win early game
because Kraken does do more damage.
But, if we can scale up into mid game, I think just going IE rush into PD is better. so oh i suck so so Not bad.
Fights like that, too, you have to be willing
to auto.
So the reason that fight ended up working out...
If you noticed what I was doing
that whole time
is I wasn't just running when we were getting ganked, right?
That's something that I think
I have to teach lower-level players
when they ask me how to carry as an AD carry.
When you have a situation unfolding that's really awkward
right?
I used my E
to stall the Thresh so he couldn't
follow up on the Leona.
When we saw the Yi on the Leona. When we saw
the Yi, my Leona was stuck here,
but she can run back, right?
So I missed W, which was really bad.
That was like the worst part of that play.
That W miss was actually really, really bad. We got lucky that we didn't get fucked for
it but
you notice like I was just
hitting them the whole time as we were running because
they were focusing Leona and I
was staying out of range of getting focused by
them. So if they wanted to
engage on me,
uh... I was still far enough away.
Okay. Damn, I suck. That guy sucks worse. I actually think I should back.
We have no vision...
And Ezreal's not weak.
Me staying right now is like, I'm just egoing him.
I'm just full-egoing this at the moment
because i think I'm better So you see right here how my team,
my Leona got caught and I didn't run to help her.
I just pushed the wave.
That's another thing that you have to be really careful about I just pushed the wave.
That's another thing that you have to be really careful about doing.
When your team gets caught, right?
You got to make a choice.
You don't always have to go run to help your teammate out of the situation like that. I don't want to do dragon because I'll miss a wave. so so I'm going to use my movement speed?
Did it hit the guy a bit?
Oh, my God.
Okay, that was actually so sick from Diego.
So cute. from Viego. So here, I'm going to do
something really important that I want you to understand.
I'm going to push this wave
and then recall as fast as possible.
I'm not going to focus the turret here for another plate, because
I don't care about the second plate on the turret.
This is an important
thing that I don't talk about
enough. So here, I'm just gonna back,
right? I don't care about that plate at all. I don't give a fuck about any of that. I'm just gonna back right? I don't care about that plate at all.
I don't give a fuck about any of that.
I'm just going to back.
So I push the wave in as fast as possible
and now I'm going to back.
You're like Geronimo you are really close to IE but i have no mana i'm sitting on stupid amounts of gold and it's just not valuable
to sit on 1900 gold so you can like as soon as you start doing stuff like that where
you're greeting gold timers and things like that,
you're going to have people that are good enough
to hit tab
and understand
that you haven't backed.
And as soon as...
Like I use that trick
to kill the enemy a lot.
I don't talk about it very much on stream,
but I use the trick of like hit tab and
notice that they haven't bought, and I just kill them.
I do
that a fuck ton.
Because that's something
that I just noticed people
fundamentally do poorly a lot.
So here we have a lot more AD than the Ezreal does. He is still Ezreal, so we gotta be a little care.
But we do have more ADs, so I can play a little bit forward.
Okay we see the Thresh.
I'm going to W and keep distance.
I'm gonna E there.
What that E does is it makes him have to walk the long way around.
So if they did want to try and 2v2 me, he would either A flash which he doesn't have
or walk the long way. And if he walks the long way, then I can
buy time for my team to get there or
I can just straight
up kill him in a 2v1.
... I can go mid if Trist wants plates. I don't care.
She doesn't want plates.
I don't know what I'm watching.
Link, what are you doing, bro? Oh. I'm pretty sure we can just take this turret.
Grubbs are OP. Alright, we just back off.
We're just gonna fullback now.
So like at this point in the game right?
I'm sure you found yourself at this point in the game
sometime or another on Jinx where you have a good lead.
You won lane.
Your goal is going to be
you need to understand
where to be on the map for the next, I guess 13 minutes in the game.
For the next 7-8 minutes until Baron spawns you need
to understand where you need to be on the map.
Okay? Whether your Jinx, whatever AD carry you are.
I don't want to go bot here because Rift Herald is spawning in 50 seconds and I want to be able to
be around the rift cause i'm the strongest person on
the map right now other than maybe Trist.
So here uh my team's getting into a fight to my left.
I'm going to push the wave because it takes two autos to push the wave, and then we're going to walk in.
Okay. so That kind of sucked. Oh well.
You know what I actually should have done? I should've gone top to get more plates,
I actually messed up.
I wanted to be mid right?
But I actually think the proper play was for me to go top
because there were still plates to get toppling and i missed out on like maybe 300 gold
like i can get the turret but i think i missed out on like free gold which is pretty bad.
Here, I'm gonna push this wave...
...I'm going to try and stay away from the bush as I push it.
Like...I'm thinking like just reactively of like
I don't want to be standing next to this bush
if they end up like coming out to kill me here from there
here we have a few options i need to go help with rifts
but i think rift's just gonna die or i can sit here and I can
Play for my Next item. so so so I'm gonna walk up so i can snowball with my passive.
It backs them off.
I think one of the main things as well is like when you get excited,
like, you should be walking up to back them off of
turret and shit. Like always play forward with your lead and your passive
like when you're killing a turret, and you are strong
and you can fight them, make sure you're playing forward
in the turret.
You want to play with the threat that
if you kill this turret,
you get your passive and then
you can kill them all.
And a lot of people
especially in lower
elos won't respect that.
So if you end up
killing the turret
and they're just
standing there trying
to defend it,
you can just get
your passive and use
it and kill all of
them.
Another plus 20. Man, fix my MMR.
Like I have five wins in a row.
Fix my MMR you stupid fucks.
Getting plus 20 is making me miserable.... Like, I'm playing in...
What is this?
I'm playing in like 200 LP games.
Or 150 LP, like why?
Why am I getting plus 20? Stop.
Dude, the last two days were a fucking rollercoaster.
I ain't gonna lie man, look at this shit.
This shit was a rollercoaster. Okay. roller coaster.
We had the Malzark.
We had the games where we were popping off
and losing.
It was
fucking cinema.
Why is your goal to get Challenger if you've not been GM in four years?
That seems a little weird.
I was... wait, I-
I've been Grandmaster
as recently as the last split.
Like quite literally
I was like 500 LP
last split.
Like I was GM for pretty much the whole split
last but actually
I'd say like 80% of the split I was GM That's like weird.
I don't even know where this random statement is coming from.
It's like a statement based on nothing.
Okay. It's like a statement based on nothing... I mean, I can even show it to you. Look.
Right? Like not even like bullshit. I mean, I can literally just show it
Right? Like this is my main account that I was playing on like tryharding on the last season. Two splits.
Look.
I was
literally GM both splits.
Season 14 split one,
season 13 split two
560 420.
that's it's not like I'm lying.
Like,
I'm not a challenger player
but I'm definitely
a GM player.
Like,
I've been GM
fucking
every year
minimum.
You know what I mean?
I'm not just like lying about it.. How do you determine what your count to main on each season?
Oh, um...
It really just depends on what account does well early,
and I just plan that account.
Like if my main... If I do well in my main early,
I'll just plan my main.
If I don't, I'll just plan my main. If I don't,
I'll just plan a smurf. But I always get
at least one account into GM every season... Why won't they leave in here? I know why won't they leave in here... Honestly, I should probably just go scaling runes.
Like, go Absolute Focus and uh gathering this game but i don't want to
i should just because of um their team comp is like they're just going to try and perm scale. Okay. I'm in to you. yeah Ta-da-ra-ta. 30 seconds into a minion storm. I'm crazy!
Pen and pen. I wonder who I should play around. Hmm. Play arounds...
Our team comp's really wild! I kinda like it, though.
Like, it's not bad. Hmm, we should play really aggro here, level 1. They have a poke comp and we have an all-in comp. Zerath is going to W me in about two seconds. Oh, not bad though.
Honestly, not that bad. I mean...
We got the Xerath cleanse.
This Thresh is not bad, the way he played that was exactly how I wanted to play it.
...... um I think the Thresh actually could have walked up and slain,
and we might have killed them both there.
Okay. This is really awkward. Because Thresh should have just stood with me to get lantern and then lanterned me away. So the awkward part about that was we were one minion away.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He should have just stayed close enough to get
the minion. I think he understands though.
I think he knows why you messed up.
Because like we saw the odier coming right and the reason i stayed was because we get level three off the next minion then he lanterns me away from the other two he
lands me away from zarath and Seraphine,
and we just win the fight
because they can't fight us.
We gap close too much distance.
But I think he just kind of messed up and he just panicked and ran. That's just one of those things that's hard to...
You have to know what your game plan is before it happens, right?
That's why you saw me confidently stay
because I'm like, okay.
We win the fight no matter what.
So I was like, I'm just going to stay.
Okay. Hmm.
So now, though, Thresh needs to come back bot.
Like he can't do this thing where he's roaming on his timer
because I have to play really far up so that I don't just die been slain He's the Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Dude I am just not getting fucking...
Oh! okay.
I don't know why he walked into her dagger with the lantern
but... Dude what is going on
by the way? I'm getting fucking murdered over here.
Like, I'm getting fucking...
Five manned bot the whole fucking lane phase. What is going on bro?
Like that's our third gank bot lane and we got catarina'd
so not only are we getting weak-sided but t TF is losing a matchup that's impossible to lose
because he's melee versus ranged.
And my...
So my Viego's weak-siding the wrong lane,
my Thresh is messing up and my mid laner
is letting a Katarina roam on him as an
asses.
This is going to be a rough game. All we can really
do with like I can
already tell you like my team is very,
very outclassed this game.
And because they're
also outclassed
what we have to do
is we just have to
try to scale up
and win through mid-game
instead of early game.
That's pretty much our only bet at this point. There is not much we can do, sometimes you just get the outclassed teams that just League of Legends
I suck Damn, I'd kill that guy if I don't fucking mess that up
I'm sad
I'm sad.
I'm dead.
Man!
It's not warded,
I just got shed on right there that is so tragic I mean this this is tragic.
I can't really play the game due to just like what's been going on and we're getting really far behind now
because we win this lane but Thresh played like i said thrash played really bad early so now we're just reaping the
the issue of like thresh misplayed early
it's like one of the reasons that if you pick a champion
that has to be aggressive in lane,
it's a really scary thing
to do, right?
Like,
if you're playing a champion
that has to be aggro on lane,
uh,
it's scary because if you do if you mess up the like double ranged
lane will outscale you and what's happening right now is the enemy mid is getting gapped by cat
all we can really do is continue to try and wave manage keep fundamentals
up and try and look for plays.
That's pretty much it. Udyr is behind us right now
in our jungle so we need to push this and leave. um It is wild that I have to to i have toward that by the way that's wild
this is kind of like why i wish there were comms in the game by the way
dude i can't move 4.47 seconds of cc like i literally couldn't move i don't even think one of you can pull a step up!
That's crazy, I couldn't even take a link turn, man.
Like literally, I was spam clicking it and every time I would come out of CC I would just get CC'd again.
Fucking CC locks, man!
It's like I'm playing WoW Arena. uh Well, this is the thing about Jinx. Even though the game is going bad early
we do scale really well
we just have to keep good cs and half the points of scale
this guy's up way too far man i don't know what you're doing
like i can't fight this with you bro I don't know what you're doing. Like,
I can't fight this with you bro.
Like,
I can't,
I can't fight that with you man.
Okay. so he should have gone for cat and anyway
he should have gone for katarina because she has a shutdown the fact you didn't go for cat was really bad
cause she has to shut down so there's no reason not to.
But yeah, that's like...
What just happened is pretty rough too
because there's just been a ton of little misplays
going on from everybody on the team. And when you're
the AD carry that has to scale,
you're the one affected
the most by the misplays.
Right? Because if Thresh
goes in to try and 1v2 cat,
And I know we can't win that 1v2.
I can't commit to it with him so he just ends up dying
And then I end up losing wave after wave because he dies.
So the best thing you can do at this stage of the game,
like I said before, is just scale up the best you can.
Okay. again I mean,
I can't do anything there.
Like Thresh is just forcing fights that do not need to happen. Right there when we were fighting the Katarina, I didn't want to fight.
I wanted to farm. I don't wanna fight that, I just wanna farm. farm, right?
Like I don't want to fight that.
I just want to farm.
But I mean
I'm just poking her, right?
Because there's nothing else
to do.
Madeline has been slain But I mean, I'm just poking her right? Because there's nothing else to do. This kind of happens in solo queue.
This is like the AD carry thing.
Like every elo has this type of shit where like your team will just have bad games.
And if you mess up, I messed up twice in this game
and if you mess up early-game you kinda put yourself in a bad spot
so you just have to play for scaling you kind of put yourself in a bad spot.
So, I just have to play for scaling.
That's why I like playing champions that can play for scaling
or in, like...
Elos like this and lower elos. Stuff like Jinx, stuff like Cesare, stuff like that.
It's extremely good in certain elos because of... I mean Lan lantern me.
Nice.
Because you always have the opportunity to come back into the game through scaling. Because regardless of how fed this Katarina is, or regardless of how fed everyone else is...
If I get the shutdown on Katarina, for example, right?
Like... Let's say I get that shutdown
on Kat.
I can still carry the game
because Katarina is a squishy champ and we have a lot of CC.
So... Katarina is a squishy champ and we have a lot of CC.
And Jinx has good scaling. Like, if I was like Lucian or something this game would be a lot harder
because if you lose lane on something that has to win lane
like Caitlyn and Lucian
the game feels way more miserable.
Like TF is going to have a horrible
game.
For example, TF is going to have one of the worst games
possible right now.
The reasoning is because
TF has to win lane.
That's the premise of why you pick TF.
If TF top loses lane,
that champ is fucked.
Okay. fox huge so so so It's hard to all-in if we don't have the ability to like engage like right there, you see how everybody's like 1 HP?
That's the worst feeling man.
Cause if I kill one person in that fight
that's another beauty of Jinx
If you kill ONE person in that fucking fight where everybody's low,
You just win because then you get the shutdown right?
Or you get the reset I mean.
If you get the reset, then mean. If you get the reset then
the game's free.
Like right now this Seraphine
walking up like this with no ults
This is pretty illegal.
I mean,
I can't take that, man.
It's not... I mean, I can't take that man.
Like, I'm gonna be real man this Thresh doesn't think about like who can kill people?
I mean, this is wild. This threat's just really fucking bad.
He's just going in without thinking about like...
What can kill him and where they are.
Weak setting us was a big issue, I agree.
But I don't think that's why we're losing.
I think we're losing because Thresh made a bunch of really bad engages.
Oh, he's so lucky that didn't land.
We can win though! so so Man, if TF was there
We aced them. If TF and Nasus actually were there...
Dude, I played that fight so good.
Like, no joke, if TF and Nasus had just had the balls to hit their R key
and walk in, We aced them
and we killed everybody in that fight, I'm not even kidding
Like, I spaced
Katarina, insta-killed her
Spaced, I got Aurelia and
Katarina killed
The only thing that hit me was Seraphine I got Aurelia and Katarina killed.
The only thing that hit me was Seraphine ulti.
Dude, I actually
spaced that fight almost perfect.
The only better
play would have been dodge Seraphine Ult.
And if I dodged that Seraphine ult, I'd kill all four of them.
The problem is,
I mean that's like...
What I just did is like
That is well above this level of gameplay.
Like, I know that sounds ego-y, but like nobody in fucking Masters is playing the game like that.
I would have had to like ascend even further beyond on that one. This is rough. My team has mentally given up.
Like, the Nasus and the TF have given up.
Oh my god! so so this game it's pd always i need the movement speed.
Basically, this game, I have to have the movement speed from Phantom Dancer
to be able to kite and play the game.
Like her kite... game like hurricane's not gonna have value since we don't have a front line so i
can't like hit them with the hurricane like hurricanes value goes up a lot when
you have like people that you can hit
turret into.
Like in a teamfight right?
But if I can't do that because
I have no frontliners
I basically just
have to... Well, the only
thing I hate about Seraphine is that
um
That
player is not very good. Like, I'm very, very much better than the Seraphine.
But it doesn't matter because
her team won.
This is the only thing I hate about that
champion, right? Her team
won their lanes
and shits. And because her team won
their lanes and shit, her value
is huge from just hitting one button.
If her team had lost lane
I'd be able to impact the game a lot more
Because she's not actually that fed
But because she didn't lose lane
Or because they didn't lose lane i it's hard to
i mean we might be able to kill this guy right now
they need to figure out uh when Mean we might be able to kill this guy right now
They need to figure out we need to fight this ASAP. They have two people top so like we need to look for something When they're split like this, you always look for shit.
You always look for engages on the opposite side of the map when people are split. The fuck is this? so We need to get this dragon. We got to go for a pick here.
We don't really have a choice.
Like, hopefully the Katarina
or somebody face checks us
and we can just kill them.
Okay. and we can just kill them so so
we should just go to baron dragon guys let's just go to baron dragon guys
let's just come to drake
there's no reason to be just sitting here My Viego just lost us the game.
Like, why didn't you just walk to Dragon?
What are you doing? Like my Viego and my Nasus just aren't coming!
We pinged 300 times and they're just ignoring us!
I mean the the game's over now.
Like, I don't know why
they would just ignore that
because we had an advantage.
We had a numbers advantage
because we killed their Xerath and they were cut off on the other side of the lane.
So if we just go in, we win.
Like that guy actually lost us the game because he has an ego.
That's so frustrating.
The ego on that guy is crazy man
and we should fight this so Hmm. Yeah, I think the Viego and the Nassau Your turret has been destroyed.
Yeah, I think the Viego and the Nasus are just trying to lose.
Like it feels like they're genuinely trying to lose.
Oh my god! only trying to lose
yeah i mean i'm pretty sure viego masses were trying to lose that game because
their egos couldn't take getting shit on.
The TF was too, but you can't win games like that. It is what it is
we actually could have won that game.
Makes me sad. Welcome to the League of Draven.
Don't be sad. David, thanks for the nine months man. Welcome back........................................................................................................................... All right. Sorry, I'm back.
I'm back guys, sorry.
I'm gonna play a TFT real quick.
I had to talk
to my mom about stuff.
There's like a...
What is happening? I said that I just had to talk
To the old mom about some important
Shit
Yeah she likes to like...
downplay when she feels sick and shit.
But she's old.
So I had to try and explain to her the importance of like not downplaying feeling sick. so It is what it is. Sorry I talked so long, though. That was just kind of important Grandma didn't tell your dad
the trade price against us
until she finished fighting it?
Damn.
No, yeah, I mean that's...
It's ridiculous
so they do maybe but I feel like some stuff is, like...
You gotta figure it out when you're...
Because my mom's mom's like 64. she's old
you know i got a better name hey wait and she smokes too so she's like super at risk for stuff you know.
Because she like smokes etc. Etc.
I was just talking to her. Yeah, my mom
That's part of what we were talking about
She was getting vertigo
And she couldn't stand up
She was like getting really dizzy and shit,
and her blood pressure spiked. So she had to go
the emergency room because her blood pressure
was super high I don't know why she didn't call me.
Fucking mom.
She just like showed up
because she works still and she
showed up after work
like three hours before
she usually gets home
and she was like what the fuck so i went up to
see what was going on it's like yeah it came from the uh urgent care i was like what How could I never sleep?
Yeah, it's fuckin'...
...mom stuff. fucking mom stuff so I'm going to go back and get the so
i'll go where the trouble is.
How do i even play this? Hey what's up? Hey, what's up Jack. How you doing man? Man, I think I would totally take Arcanist's Bat if I had a tier.
That would actually be sick.
You know what? I think i'm gonna do it anyway
i think arcanist fat is just too op so yes so so I don't remember how to play Arcanist though. I think it's like you make a Moomoo in Arcanists.
Pretty sure that's how you do it
i don't remember so oh sorry about that though guys. I'm back.
I just gotta get back in the mindset of League of Legends.
Bro... why did I just open YouTube
and the number one searched
YouTube thing at the moment is
HawkTua?
What's happening tour what is happening
like just the baseline youtube is hot
like what is that dude
like what is this horrific meme? What's happening?
God damn it.
Oh my fucking god. oh my god
uh kill me man so so so so. so so so so so so so so it never really does so This is my choice so so I'm going to go ahead and do that. so hmm i don't know how to play this.
Oh, I need an Alawi huh? That's what I need.
I was like, what am I missing?
I need an Alawi?
Hmm.
Hmm. I'm going to try and get the last one. will escape my grasp We got the old four Arcanists.
Can I really not find an Alawi, man? This is wild that I can't find to roll too much. I already rolled the 20, because I'm trying to like make sure I'm on six so
I can get like fucking actual units.
Because I need level 3 units and level...
Like, I need a Laoi,
I need fucking
Amumu too.
Because, like, Amumu is smurfing it, but he's pretty fucking...
He's giving the old Smurfs right now in terms of tanking.
We gotta get him upgraded
i also think i should probably save one of these for a spark even though i
think shiv is better
am i supposed to just go boiling points guess we have a moomoo in the locks Gives me an Amumu and a Lux.
God, I almost want to roll just to try and get an Amumu to win streak. But I'm only on three
so it's not that big of a deal, I guess.
I really, really, really need a fucking Alawi.
Like GIGABAD needing an Alawi. Uh oh.
I'm pretty sure I lose to this guy. Maybe if
I had a Zoe 2 or a Mumu 2
I could beat him but...
Maybe not. I don't know. that guy's timo is cracked oh my team owing god
guy murdered me. I don't want to roll anymore.
I just have so many pairs, man! What are Mumu's best items?
I have to assume it's just like HP. so so so I can get the spark to a moon? so so I'm going to use the same strategy as before, but with a different character. pretty sure i replaced diana anyway so i'll just get rid of the Spark for now. Uh oh.
I am getting kind of railed not having...
Not having a good frontline. uh I'm going to go for the first one and then
I'll
get
a
little bit i want to see everything I don't think I go Lux 3.
Because, I think if I want to
go...I'm almost positive you don't Lux I think I have to go, if I want to go like
almost positive you don't Lux 3
with this version of the comp.
Because I'm not going Lux reroll,
I'm going like
8 Arcanist
so I think you just go
fast 8 and get
Syndra
or I could sit on seven and reroll for a mummy three.
But, I feel like I probably need Syndra.
Wow. That guy just moved me to the right side of my screen. Probably needs Syndra.
Wow, that guy just murdered me!
Hey! Well, this is embarrassing. Zoe 3? I feel like I would assume Zoe 3 is important as well, but...
I don't know.
I mean, I haven't scouted, I guess.
See if people...
If I can even hit Zoe 3.
I just have not gotten too many zoes
i just feel like having eight arcanist is
like the literal like most op thing ever
Is Stand back! Big strong ganko coming through! I'm not fully sure what to do here
item wise
i mean i guess i could make another jeweled gauntlet
we'll replace her
probably just do that This guy already has a Syndra 2.
What the fuck?
Bro, I don't even have a zoe too
that guy got cinder 217. Holy fuck. so right now i could take out Zyra
and if I can get an Alawi
we could take out Nautilus for Alawi
We could put in six Arcanist with Nautilus. Or with Illaoi over Nautilus.
I think Crown Guarded could be super fucking good. good oh a syndra so way way so this is interesting. now what do i roll for right now how do i not have a zoe too
i'm losing my minds
i think i'm fucked.
Nah, this is fake. so Let's find some friends
This is the most fake shit i've ever seen how do i okay well at least now I'm doing damage.
I had to completely gut my entire econ...
But I'm at least doing something. Oh, I see what you're supposed to do.
You're supposed to... Run faded.
So I see what you're supposed to do.
You're supposed to...
There's two ways to play it, you can play the Amumu version where
you like do the Amumu reroll with Zoe right? Which is kind of what we are doing
but also just do the version where you go fast 9
and you just play Syndra carry
with
the
Arcanist spat on
set and then you just have cinderella carry normal Okay, next turn we get a Moomoo 3. That's huge!
I can't believe that I cannot hit an Alawi 2.
That's actually wild.
Okay, I went true zero to hit Alawi 2. Okay. holy mother of god this person is Thanos.
Holy fuck...
My Illaoi blocked more than my Amumu?
Wait, how? How did my Illaoi 1 block more than my Amumu? Wait, how?
How did my Alawi 1 block more than Amumu?
So we got a number three. so This is rough. off I mean, my MooMoo is kind of a smurf. Oh, Allie's of smurfing it too. How is Illaoi blocking more damage than Amumu?
What's happening?
She's the Amumu, she's the Laoi 1!
I'm not gonna roll for zoe three
i think i need to go eight so and i'm seriously fresh too so so I can't believe
I haven't been able
to find a single
Alawi 2.
Like, we're not even trying to get a lally three here.
We're trying to get an allowee two
but think about that.
A laoi 2 like what Still no Illaoi too, huh?
You know what?
I'm just going to roll and see if we can hit Zoe 3 and allow a...
Oh. Nevermind. Help me! Oh, there is no way.
Thank you! I don't think I need these two at the moment.
I think after this Prince, this Zoe...
We get rid of the Huey.
Or I lose on this round right now before one turn before i get zoe three
not eight arcanist i mean i i am gonna try.
I mean, bro, I can't magically make it to level 9...
Or level 8,
I'll definitely play an Arcanist, but...
I think Hue is probably better than having another
Arcanist in right now. It's probably better, although this guy is holding my item so I'm just holding my item.
So, I'm wasting an item.
I'm pretty sure I lose to this guy by the way.
Unless Zoe is a smurf. Like, this guy Syndra is murdering me.
Oh my god I barely lost. Dude!
I lost because of Syndra's...
Because of the Azir token.
I literally only lost because
Syndra's cast was in the air?
And then there was the
Azir thing. Dummy.
How lame!
Oh well, it is one of us. Oh, well......... What the fuck is this? Oh my god.
This guy apparently worked
at Twitch
with like the whispers.
He could see everybody's whispers on Twitch
and he says that there's a lot
of fucking sick fucks out there.
Oh my god.
And he's under NDA, so he can't actually say anything. anything Dude, I wonder how many people are like creepy people on Twitch?
Oh my God.
Probably a lot.
I'm assuming the majority,
I'm assuming there's a ton of people on twitch who are probably really shitty
people so Thank you.. I think the Dr. Disrespect shit is wild.
That shit is wild. That shit
is crazy.
My man tried
to defend that he was
DMing underage girls
with, like...
the Hashinshin defense.
Oh, but... I was investigated and found innocent.
There was no wrongdoing.
Motherfucker, you were talking sexually to underage girls like knowingly what do you mean there's no
wrongdoing what because you didn't like fuck them you're fine, what's wrong with you?
That's like... It's like that's some wild mental
gymnastics, man.
... that's crazy hold the sheet?
Nobody knows.
Like, they just...
If you read Doc's tweet,
he literally just says
that he was having discussions
inappropriate discussions with underage girls. I mean
that's insane.
He is like, yeah I'm not...
If they're 17 you don't really care. Yeah but listen the issue with that is
You gotta understand like the law's the law
if they are 17 you can still... This is my view on it.
If I'm in a position like the Doc
and you have your entire career, right? Like millions of dollars a year known for... You're the face of Twitch. You have a wife, kids, etc.
Why would you talk to underage girls? Like, the logic's just not there. This shit's crazy like that shit's wild
but people don't understand
it's so easy to not talk
to underage girls
it's
probably one of the
easiest things
in the world
you literally
just like
don't message them
I know it's like mind-boggling to people they're
like yo but what if they're like 17 and they're really hot i'm like bro
it's like you're 30. just don't message
them it's very easy
but it's simple Megan Fox at 17?
Yeah, but Megan Fox at 17 looks the same as
Megan Fox at 18
are you getting what I'm saying
like what's the
I don't get it. also I think that like
as I've gotten really old
like as I'm like 33 now
dude you look at people that are 18
19 and 20
You know how like you're supposed to be an adult when you're 18
or whatever?
I swear
Uh Uh... No, it's not okay if they're 17.
What I'm saying is
I swear
they're babies.
Like 19-year-olds are babies, bro. 18-year-olds are babies, bro.
18 year olds are babies.
It feels like they're babies.
As I've gotten older older they look so fucking young
like when you're when you're like 17 18 everybody like looks old, but you're like oh, you know, you can tell like um
You have some people who are are more mature. They look older
Blah blah blah. Dude even people
that are 18 now
and I'm like this person is 18 years old
they could be 6'5", 250 pounds
of muscle and I'll still think they look like they're fucking 18
They still look like a fucking baby
So it's like III don't even do I genuinely don't think I could go I date girls at this point in my life that are below
25.
It's actually
like
they're so
young
even if they are 18 So young.
Like, even if they are 18...
It gets wild to me man. Wait a second, why do i have a mouth support
wait what's happening Minions have spawned.
Either way, not even talking about all that stuff...
You have to understand it's a predatory thing to talk to your viewers.
Like if you have somebody...
If you have a platform and you are using
your platform in a predatory way
you're a moron like your it's wrong well if you have viewers that are underage and you are using or you were talking to
them on the platform that you've established, right?
And you're talking about things of sexual nature or whatever.
Like it's just wrong.
... Because, let me tell you something. I remember how retarded I was when I was 18 and how retarded the girls were around me when i was 18.
and you know in high school and whatever like i remember it.
They are not, like, adult enough to make decisions.
Heh! They're really not! I mean, yeah we can push this way then and we just got to push the wave all the way and we're gonna make sure it crashes
alright all right we're chilling why am i being pinged, by the way?
Why am I getting pinged back? Don't ping me.
I'm world first.
I'm here to own.
I do need
to go back, though.
Okay. I do need to wildest thing about all of it though
is how like The doc decided to just
like come out with a statement admitting that he did it saying that
like he's just gonna keep streaming like
nothing he's just like keep streaming like nothing.
He's just like, I'ma take a break and uh...
You know, I'll be back! Nothing can stop me though man
Like-
It's wild.
It is wild, man. so so Ooh, well played.
Nice job. Does that...
Zach win that?
Did he win that 1v2 Damn. Yeah, I'm pretty sure Zach's bot.
But like...
I don't think he can actually kill us.
Like these pings that my team has been doing by the way... They don't make any sense.
Like I'm almost positive
that Zach cannot kill us.
I have tier 2 boots.
Like, I know why he's pinging because like He doesn't know that I'm...that I know what's going on.
I get it.
Like, he doesn't know that I'm not a bad player
So if he can't assume I'm not a bad player, like I get it. He's going
to ping and tell me what to do blah blah blah but like... It is wild to me that people will
focus so heavily on spam trying to micro their fucking teammates in solo queue.
Like I only do
that for my supports.
Like genuinely, like the
only time I'll like spam micro is
supports.
Ooh. spam micro as supports. Ooh, that guy's dead.
I don't think
I'm dead. I shouldn't have to play him.
Oh! Jesus!
I guess I should have flashed...
I didn't think he could kill me.
I should've flashed.
My bad.
Like, I... I'll be real!
I didn't think that guy could kill me!
I did not think the Nefiri
could do that much damage.
He has a double longsword
Doran's shield.
And he just
did fucking...
I don't even know.
Like
800 damage under my turret.
Well no, I mean the told you so...
Like, I could have walked away and tried to fight the...
I tried to fight it because I didn't see the Nefiri.
Like, Zac? They don't kill us without neferi like i turn that every time so if it was just
zack it wasn't a big deal that's what i was trying to get like say
is like being scared of the zac is worthless That's what I was trying to get, like, saying.
It's like being scared of the Zac is worthless.
Because it's a Smolder with a fucking Cull,
a Renata who's level 5 or level 4
at the time so it's like a level 4 Renata
a level fucking... fucking Smolder
with a Cole and Zac.
And Zac wasn't 6, so it's like
you gotta take in all the info
right? And realize that
there's no way we lose that fight.
I don't think we should dive this, bro...
for the simple fact that they they do have a renata
i mean i'm pretty sure that's reported but
I'm almost positive
that shit's worded bro.
Okay. uh so oh
hey hello how's it going man what
oh dear god
are you good Okay. Yeah, I mean Zac might be here, I gotta back up
that's wild that was it was a crazy uh choice to go to go on the R and the
casters there.
He followed me
on February 6th, 2014.
Holy fuck!
That's a long-ass fucking time ago, thanks man!
Appreciate it.
They are definitely on Drake. Hmm.
Now how do I play this?
This is the true question, boys. How do I play this? We are weaksiding bot, which is fine.
Our Malphite is kind of bad hmm Hmm. hmm Okay.
Okay.
Relax, guys.
It's a farm game? Yeah it is.
Wait for R. Sure, bro. Yeah, it is a farm game.
Which is funny because the first blood I got was me
just squeaking out a free kill and then the rest of the game just
feels shitty
please don't hold that oh my god No!
I should have flashed on the first
whatever it's called, man.
The first reset.
I wish that U a deer had not
uh gone under the turret though like when he went under the turret it kind
of me like that was kind of an awkward
situation but it's okay.
Okay... my Garen got bot turret and mid-turret.
Dude, my garen is crazy okay
what am i watching what the fuck is happening so my malphite support was soloing their mid man I'm a little scared that i'm about to get zacked.
Like, this is the exact position
that I've been in a million times
and then Zack, like, bends me
the fuck over.
I have been in that exact spot. Zack just like,
eez over this wall- There he was! Look, I fucking told you!
I could fuckin' feel
his aura.
Like, I can feel it man!
I can feel his stupid ass aura just this fucking green-ass blob
sitting over the wall waiting. I could fucking feel it. Uh, do we get dragon here?
I guess we could but we need our jungler.
I think Zac is to my right i can smell him
i can smell the goo uh oh Shut down. Dude, what is happening right now? Oh, wow.
Could I have escaped that?
I don't know.
I mean, that would've been hard as fuck.
So we lost Dragon.
Or no,
we got Dragon.
I'm not really sure
what the fuck just happened though.
We got Drake but uh garen was trying to 1v4
the rest of our team was just mia my mouth fight support just double killed...
What?
What?!
Hello?
Yeah, dude.
Why do people play this role?
Why am I playing AD Carry when my mouth support can R and just kill three people?
Okay. He even knows, man.
He knows that I'm worthless.
Look at him.
He's giving me a thumbs up
he's giving the old disrespect thumbs up right now
he's like bro we know you're worthless men just auto the auto of the turrets. My bad.
Phew! justice I think we just win the game by the way so wait grubs are kind of op here. so Wow. Okay. I mean, nothing like just doing
literally nothing and getting carried.
Nothing like a game like that.
Dude, stop giving me plus 20!
Like give me plus 21, 22
23, why am I getting
plus 20?
What did we do to the
MMR this patch?
Like what did we do
to the game in this
patch where I'm
getting plus 20
instead of like...
Why did this guy go T1 vs. Bro? GG's, unlucky. What? What are these people saying?
On a good note, we've won
a lot of games today. I'm pretty happy with that.
I think the only game we lost,
we probably could have won this game too if I played perfect.
It would've been hard though
because my top of my jungle didn't want to play halfway through.
Okay. oh god i'm to hide my Q. Okay.... Dude, I want to play that new game mode on PBE.
. What's it called? The new game mode coming you know?
Like...
Sounds kind of fun.
I have a Bard.
I don't know what to pick, man.
Anytime my support hover's Bard, I don't ever
know what to pick because it's like
Bard's not
a bad support. It's just
so annoying because they're either
1v9 or they're worthless.
That's how bard players work.
They 1v9 the game
or they're absolutely fucking worthless yeah i mean i can pick as here i just Yeah, I mean,
I can pick Ez here.
I just wanted to be lazy.
Like,
I felt like being lazy today.
Not playing
super mechanical shit.
You know what?
I feel like playing Smolder.
Smolder's not even a bad champ
as long as they don't play like a super aggro bot lane.
Okay.. Okay. So it looks like everybody goes okay Huh.
So it looks like everybody goes Essence Reaver?
You can go Essence Reaver into Triforce or Essence Reaver into Shogun. Looks like those are the two builds.
A lot of people do Essence Shogun RFC. Some people do Essence Triforce RFC or essence triforce Shogun all right we'll see how this goes My sneezes are plain natals, and my super fire beam breath is only getting stronger. You weren't even treated like a hatchet!
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
We'll see how it feels. Do you see anything fun up there?
That guy said no leash. Alright, I'm down. What would you guys rate Smolder on a scale of
1 to 10 on cuteness.
What do you guys think?
What are you rating Smolder's cuteness,
scale of 1 to 10, go.
Okay. Smolder's cuteness, scale of 1 to 10. Go! I think he has a solid 8.5
He is kind of cute I think it's like a solid 8.5.
It's kinda cute.
And then, I feel kind of cool. I mean, I'm a dragon. That's kind of sweet.
Guess I got playing smolder, going to queue and I'm queuing the wave. my skin
oops yeah we gotta back up
What What that's bs but okay That was the most bullshit blind ever. so so I mean, good luck Poppy. Like we can't help you bro.
I mean Poppy's an idiot there's not much we can do.
Oh! I think I'm dead.
Oh, I'm mega dead. Yeah.
I mean there's not much we can do there.
He is just getting jungle gapped.
It is what it is.
Like, enemy jungler is just walking into the jungle because
he's not respecting it and he didn't ward early
He went Skinner.
Well, the other problem is like when you walk in Bard
you're basically giving up your early game completely.
Like there's... It's pretty rare that you see like good Bard players
So that's why I walked Smolder because if if we're just going to give up my early game,
fuck it.
I'm just gonna like...
I'm just gonna play to either win late or lose.
I don't wanna like have to be the guy right now,
I'm not in a mood to do the 1v9 game of...
I pick Kai'Sa or some shit and I just
won B9 this, or like Ezreal.
Or not Ezreal, like Vayne.
What the
fuck?
Why did my Bard just roam?
Oh no, Bard you made a cardinal sin mistake bro.
He made one of the biggest cardinal sin mistakes support players can make.
He roamed on a wave shoving to the enemy
you can't do what this Bard just did by the way he might have just lost us the game because look at the wave
well you genuinely can't do that.
When the wave is pushing out, You have to sit bot
Because...
Why did you stand there?
I mean why did you roam?
Why are we roaming
mid when the play's over?
You know what? I'm just gonna mute him.
I'm not gonna be mad.
This Bard is very clearly
A bad player
If I don't mute him
I'm just gonna get frustrated
It's better to just
Mute him
And understand he's bad
And not
Not try and explain
The game to him
Cause Everything he's been doing bad and not try and explain the game to him.
Because everything he's been doing is just wrong, but like I said
he doesn't know that and explaining it to him just makes him focus on
the wrong shit.
It's not worth it. Mike, you cannot pick champions like Bard if you don't know how to roam properly. Because I'm just going to get zones, right? Like, I can't walk up to the wave
to stack or do anything.
That's the issue with doing what he is doing
Every time he roams right now
I miss half a wave
and i'm playing a champion that like i need to be able to farm so it's very frustrating starting so okay well he's dead
yeah this guy is not very good at bard that's okay though.
I think i'm gonna get dove.
I'm going to try and make the outplay, fuck it. I mean, I have Barrier. um Wait, I just heard such loud ass thunder outside.
Oh no!
It's gonna like ultra rain.
This is really bad I need to go back.
All right i'm out honestly if this game goes to like 40 minutes i think we do win we have cassante we have smolder
like ezreal's pretty dog lay game so if the game goes late like there's a
good chance we can win right like let me stack up to
like 300 stacks we're chilling my My farm is absolutely awful, but that's just gonna happen. so um so so much slain so Okay, guys.
What do you guys in chat think the odds of winning this game are? Go.
What do we think? It's 11 minutes in, what do we think the odds are?
Give it to me.
17?!
45? I respect the 45 45 17 is wild you think it's that low the score is 11 to 9. so wait guys i need help do I max E second or W?
What am I supposed to do?
Who plays Smolder?
Help! so Okay, well that hurt. I should not have been pushed up to the tower there.
It's my bad.
I was only pushed up to the tower
because I was like, man,
I need 100 gold.
But I mean, it's too dangerous.
I knew it was too dangerous. I knew it was too dangerous!
I'll be 100% honest with you guys right?
I'll be transparent on what I was doing.
I tabbed out to go check and see what i max second
and i was wrong. It's W. do you see anything fun up there?
Jesus Christ, why does the Lux do so much fucking damage, man?
Also, why the fuck am I getting spam fucking ran at?
Good lord. good lord
this is crazy so so Man, they're all 1 HP.
Wait, why didn't we Bartle me?
What?
I mean, okay.
At least Zed got fed.
Wait, why didn't we Bartle me?
I'm so confused.
Like,
I feel like
I should have been
Bartled to there
because,
like,
I could've just
gone over the wall
and said fucking left.
I only stayed because I was like trying to bait for fucking
The Zed but this bard's just kind of letting me die
that feels bad man wait run at the
ezreal just go kill him what how does he how does he do anything
just go hit him. your
pretty sure i could just 100 to zero this Ezreal by the way, but I'd have to be like really careful with it
Cuz I don't want to die to him. Oh
You good Barton? Oh, yeah, he's fine. Whoa. What are you doing? The fuck oh Wait, why didn't he ult?
Oh wait it doesn't have it.
I am dead as fuck.
Bye guys! I mean... dead as fuck. Bye, guys.
I mean...
Yeah, this game might be done.
I think it's just a massive
jungle support death.
I mean, our mid is down two levels jungles down two levels top is down two levels and two towers
i'm down to play it out but i also think the game might just be done
because like sadly there's literally nothing i could do this game
to carry this
but this is one of those games where i would have had to play an 80 carry that can 1v9
but when i saw the Bard pick,
I knew we were going to lose.
So I was like,
I'm just gonna play Smolder
and I'm just gonna exist
in the game.
Usually when there's
losing drafts
and I don't feel super sweating,
I just pick something stupid.
Because I know that draft...
People in Masters aren't good enough
to make bad drafts work.
They're not good players
it sounds toxic but i mean it's just true so like
what ends up happening is like they will draft stuff like
bard to like all that shit.
And then they won't know how to play around it.
And then they'll just run in circles and int control and all that shit so it's
just like you know i'm cool with this playing whatever so That is the first good Bard ult I've seen.
And then he knocked him out of my ult.
Oh, I'm dead. Oh?
Oh. Dude, this game is impossible to survive.
They have so much damage and mobility it's actually impossible for me to survive
because if every one of my lanes didn't lose
i think this game is winnable, because our draft isn't bad.
We actually have decent drafts. The problem was the Poppy pick was awful.
Like, Poppy in this game does nothing.
Poppy's usually used for Dash champions, like You use it to counter dash champs like Vi or Vayne, something like that.
The enemy doesn't actually have dash champs they just have really fast champions.
So the poppy picks pretty worthless
i am dead as So yeah, that's why this game is kind of rough.
We just lost in champ select to be honest. That is what it is. Heroes are born from crisis. oh so can we even kill the studio by the way I don't think we can. He's too tanky.
Oh well, let's go next.
Oh my jungler does not play Poppy, by the way.
He is first-timing Poppy.
Straight up, he is first-timing Poppy Jungle right now.
That makes sense why he got shit on.
Whenever people do the four fun picks, they usually lose.
You can't really force a pick to win like, whenever people do the four fun picks they usually lose.
You can't really four fun pick
in high elo.
Like if you're in...
Not even that Master's a super high elo.
But if you're in reasonably
high elo... I would say above
Diamonds, if you're above Diamonds.
It's kind of hard to 4- fun pick. Because the game is just so...
Like everything- every little mistake has a lot of impact on the game Also, is Riot ever going to nerf garen by the way like actual like real talk i feel like that garren
champion is the most broken shit ever and riot's just okay with it being broken. and Gamer, weren't you the guy who made your account today because I banned your main
account then said a complete lie in chat earlier? called you out on your lie and you
disappeared for three hours lurking and watching my stream trying to
be a hate watcher aren't you that guy
are you good bro is has been destroyed.
I'll be real, my homie.
You got some weird... You got some really weird fucking love.
For making new accounts to troll on the internet
and spending hours of your day
watching people you don't like.
I mean, you could do you.
There's a lot of mentally ill people in the world
but I'm sure you're you know no exception it's just like weird Well, there's nothing wrong with being mentally ill.
It's just... it's interesting to get the experience your mental illness.
No I mean that game was lost in champ select.
Like I said it is what it is.
It just wasn't playable like we had first time Poppy
Our Zed did fine but
Bard was bad, Poppy was bad and the other two couldn't play the game because their deer
was gapping.
It is what it is.
I mean just...
It happens.
You get games where they're unplayable.
I mean,
I'm 33.
Can I ask you a question?
Is there a reason
uh
you enjoy
like
I'm trying to wonder why
what do
I do to make you hate me
so much that you make new accounts
on Twitch
like randomly spread lies
and then
this is
just sad behavior.
What if I do to you?
Did I fuck your girlfriend?
Like, I'm just confused, man.
You know, like...
This is weird behavior.
But you made a burner account on Twitch to follow me.
So that you could say this, just be hateful like
you're trying to be hurtful and hateful and shit right? And you've been here for two hours doing it
It's wild. And this isn't even true, like I you said
You haven't been GM in four years and then I pulled up my GM account
for the last two years
and you didn't say anything for two hours
and then the first bad game i've had in two hours
that was my first loss in two hours. That was my first loss in two hours.
You type again, trying to be rude. It just doesn't make sense.
You know what I mean? Like, it's like a weird...
It's such weird behavior.
I hope whatever is up your ass tonight
or today, I hope it gets better, man.
Because you're clearly having a bad day.
I hope
your day goes better, bro.. No, I think it's just like a mentally ill human, right?
The internet's full of them.
It's just some random guy who
like wants
to be an asshole so he just says
troll shit to try and get a reaction.
It is what it is.
People like him exist all over the world. Okay.. hit that hit that... Oh, I can tell you why they do it.
They just want a reaction.
I mean, this is the thing. He tried to insult my gameplay earlier, right?
First thing he said when he came into the stream was he tried
to insult my ELO.
I proved him wrong.
He's like, oh, you've never been GM.
And I showed him my GM account from two months ago.
And so he comes back
and now he's trying to insult me as a human. It just, like I said, it's just like
a delusional way that people can feel like they matter.
He just wants a reaction.
Like, he went through the trouble of authenticating a Twitch account.
Like, he has to authenticate
a Twitch account by making a phone number and making an email
and authenticating both the email and the phone number to type in my chat.
So he went through the process of doing that just to get a reaction.
I feel like I gotta at least give him a reaction, because I don't want him to off himself.
If he went through that much work to try and troll,
I gotta give him a slight reaction Okay. Yeah, I mean...
Yeah, it is what it is.
I'm a good guy.
Clearly Clearly he wasn't getting enough attention today From IRL
So he's like, I'm gonna go
Be toxic
And get some attention elsewhere
So I feel like if I don't give him the attention he
needs you know like he's not getting it from anywhere else so like i'll do the world a favor I got you. I'm going to take scaling range this game.
I wonder if I should
take absolute I wonder if I should take Absolute Gathering to...
I don't know.
10 Adaptive early is just so good.. Thank you... so so lots of belts to summoners
you refuse to believe humans are that big of losers i don't
like i know how much of like there's a lot of losers in the world man Okay. What a weird game.
They have... Samira? I mean, they have Nyla... Karma.
I don't know how I feel about this game. This is gonna be an interesting one.
Very interesting game. I'm gonna go for the so so so so so How's my day going? Not bad. Just chillin'.
Yeah, D1 today in TFTft hey let's go bro
nice job Whoa.
I mean, there's no way we get dove right now by ivern. So like
Ready to cry Elden Ring? Whenever I can save up enough money to buy a new computer, I'll play some Elden Ring. Whenever I upgrade it.
We gotta push this wave in.
No, my minion! Bro we can't let them freeze.
Even if they do fight us here, we just can't let them freeze. I mean, we gotta try and kill Karma here.
We don't have a choice, we have to fight that.
Because if we let them freeze that, we just lose.
Cause it's a Nyla and a Karma.
So if we let them freeze
That right then and there...
Uh...
We get way too far Behind on XP XP and we just lose the game.
That's why I was trying to push it really fast. so I've never even talked...
I could probably reach out to a PC company and just ask.
There'd probably be no harm in just like asking
but i just have never like reached out to anybody because i'm just chilling so so Okay.
This is rough because we cannot win this lane. Like, this is literally like an unwinnable lane for us. We just have to AFK and pray.
This is one of those lanes that we... uh, we just have to scale really hard.
The way you beat Nyla, is you pick something that's like a mage.
You can pick a mage against Nyla right? Like Karthus or Brand or something.
You could also pick...
You could pick really heavy scaling things.
That guy's dead and I messed up my E.
But he needed to just wait...
He said the wave was about to crash, he had to just wait he said the wave is about to crash
he had to just wait for the way if he just walked up too close The problem here is I can't do anything.
So, like they're always going to have Pryo on bot.
We have to gank them or they're going to have permapriobot just naturally the way uh this matchup works. I don't think this is a good play.
I don't know what's happening.
My team's like...
Kind of just getting railed.
Well, Karma is useless after laning but Nylah's not.
Nylah was pretty useful the whole game. The problem is, with this game, we needed to play really aggro on like the timer that they wouldn't be able to play the game on.
Which is, like,
the level 1-2 timer.
Okay. i just I mean, this is just rough. This is going to be an almost impossible game.
Basically,
our game is going to boil down
to can my mid
and jungle impact the game
enough
before we just
get railed I want to go back, but I don't want to lose all of my fights. so
i gotta go back.
Get a single winning lane challenge?
I mean,
we just can't win bot.
It's not up to us.
That's the funny thing about this, it is genuinely not my choice.
We picked Seraphine and Seraphine cannot function versus that Ball Man.
And I'm Jinx so...
...I have to scale.
Right? My Seraph surfing's level five they're
level eight uh and then we have quinn who's not
roaming well you could have quinn spam roam
that is a possibility, right?
Quinn
could just spam roam this game.
Push in mid, roam bot.
But she's not doing this game. Like, push in mid Rumbot, push in mid Rumbot.
But she's not doing that which is fine. It's her choice. She can do
whatever the fuck she wants.
But it's...
There's nothing I can do.
This is, like, actually out of my control.
The only thing I can do this game
is farm.
Farm and hope that
once I get three items I can can play the game or two items
That's my goal this game. Get two items and try and carry once I get your items
That's why I'm going Infinity Edge instead of Kraken.
Because, like, I can't snowball the early game anyway...
So I might as well play for mid game I mean, there's no way you can actually do anything here.
The fact Karma was like trying that hard is wild.
Wait this guy just dies no huge Huge.
I wish that
I got those shutdowns,
though.
If I got those shutdowns, game's over. We win 100%.
So funny enough we can't actually do this dragon.
My Taliyah's kind of trolling by doing this, by the way.
Because, I have to back right? So like
This is the importance of what you kind
Of learn later on
Doing this dragon doesn't matter at all
And the reason is because we just got a big shutdown
or we got three big shutdowns,
right? I have to fix my
tempo bot lane, go spend my
gold and my jungler
needs to fix his tempo, and go spend his gold.
Because if we don't do that
he's gonna get caught on the map
and he's gonna be unable to fight
because he's holding his gold.
So he's just gonna gold. So,
he's just gonna have a bunch of gold
and he's not gonna be able to play the game.
Yeah, look. My jungler died, right?
This is exactly what I was talking about before.
Like... talked about before like so Like, he died and it was literally because he couldn't tempo. It's like... I swear to God that is You should see myself. doing it a bit the biggest thing that i would notice or
that i would try and like drill into people's heads was the idea of tempo
i think that guy just wasted his arm i think I heard it.
Wait, I didn't see it but I think I heard him waste his R.
... more But yeah, like I said, it's like that's the biggest thing.
I think between Matt if you ask any Challenger player
The biggest difference between Masters and Challenger
A lot of them will say
it's understanding back timers in tempo like when to back how to back
uh when you should be playing off of like objectives when not to play
objectives like a lot of them a lot of people think of objectives, when not to play objectives.
A lot of people think that
they greed too much almost.
You make a play and your
tempo is now either
you do the dragon and then immediately back or you push the dragon and then immediately back, or
you push the waves and then back.
Right? Like that's kind of how
League works. You're on a timer, it's like chess
where you take turns.
I don't know if that has any value to you guys,
but it's like you take turns
and when you make a play extend your ability to take that turn.
Oh shit!
Oh... I cannot see.
This is really awkward, we don't have anybody on the map that i can like we have no fucking vision This is really awkward. We have zero vision, so I can't walk anywhere.
I guess you guys can't see my mini map but like this is our vision right
it's pretty bad the seraphine needs to start putting wards down
she has zero three on the map right now if we don't get words down
we're not gonna be able to make plays.
Because they are just gonna keep walking in jungle, and I'm not gonna be able
to fight. It's not that I don't want to, it's just like I can't physically
walk into four people with no vision. Oh my god.
Like here, I have to literally check every single angle of everything.
Oh, we don't have wards man...
Can you guys stand here at least? have to we have to pray on man I don't know if I can get to this fight.
Holy shields, man!
We should back off, back off, back off.
We should back off and go do dragon.
I pushed the mid wave in which means we have like 15 seconds to do drake before that crashes
oh nice quinn's actually going okay nice
i'm going to left the map cover uh i guess i could do it for the rest of this game.
A lot of people know this is me,
so it's kind of hard to...
It's really hard to not use a map cover
in League because
it still It's hard to not use a map cover in League because it's so easy to cheat.
Because vision is like 80% of the game, right? Like lowkey, it's actually just such a big part of the game
Damn
Foreign Wait,ivan's here
i think he's on Gromp right now. so Yeah, the Ivern's solo throwing the game right now. My man is just trying to push his lead too hard.
I'm not gonna walk to that fight, there's no reason to.
I'm going to watch it so that I can arrow or ulti if I need to like that...
But I'm not going to walk through the fight because there's no value in it. Now we just leave.
Like, I could walk up to that fight right now but
I need to go back, right? This is another tempo thing
That i was talking about my entire team you see how
they're like dicking around up here none of this matters because like that tower is whatever right
so essentially they're just kind of dicking around up there for fun, and it doesn't
matter at all.
... Ooh, I need to go bot maybe? Nobody's here. Like our... my top laner fucked his tempo so bad. Sting? Sting? so so Hmm.
We do need to be able to care.
We're actually
ridiculously strong
now, though.
I wonder...
I was thinking...
I was trying to figure out what I wanted to get as my next item.
I'm actually...
I'm not sure.
I kind of want to get the anti-heal thing, like Mortal Reminder. Always ready to cry
Rfc no, that's too much attack speed with no ad I need raw. Ad is my next item Like I need either ad as my next item
Like I need either doms or uh, the feather thing whatever the wild arrows. I don't know why I called it the feather thing.
There is a ward on this so this is ridiculously risky.
I'm going to try and stand here.
Dude, if you stand at the back of the pit
though, I'm almost positive
you take more damage.
Okay, I think almost positive you take more damage
okay i think that's actually how it works
i don't know if that's how it works but i I think so. Like, I think there is an actual mechanic
I just remember reading that in a patch note
like 10 years ago or something
Or last season I don't know why I said 10 years ago but like
last season when they reworked Baron they had that patch note or
something so i'm gonna get this dragon.
My team doesn't want to, but I think it's better to go for this drake because we don't
have waves
like we don't have a midway and uh there's nothing else to do on the map right now
like you don't have to force like ultra fast force the inhibs down we have three dragons we outscale them like you don't have any wards.
Or, man, I have so much golds.
I don't like sitting here with an infinite gold is your Cool. Nice! Not bad.
Was resetting for dragon...
Or getting dragon troll?
I don't think so.
I think the only other thing
I could have done except for dragon
was reset to spend gold because we had to wait for
cassante to come out of base so we had the idea like i can't siege mid without Kassante there.
Right? So it's like,
if I walk... That's how I die.
I need them to have a threat
of something.
At least in my opinion.
I could be wrong but I think Dragon was fine.
It was either reset with Baron buff
and walk down mid with gold
with Kassante or it was...
Cause we did have a mid wave and a bot wave, but
didn't have the team. So we would've
had to wait for Kassanta anyway
And he was one of our strongest people.
So I don't know,
I was just worried about...
I mean,
I probably could have gone mid and sacked Drake.
Drake was definitely just like a safe option. I think I have solo queue PTSD.
In competitive,
you never drake there. If this
was a competitive game, you'd probably never ever
drake. But because it's solo queue
I think that it's like
I would have rather had the fallback
insurance if that makes sense
cause something can always
happen in this stupid game.
Especially in Masters, so like Masters players love to throw games.
So like something could always go wrong in the CLO.
So I was thinking of myself, like, okay, how can
I secure that we can just do this shit?
Because yeah, solo queue is more about
sometimes you can just end the game.
But sometimes I think it's better to be safe.
This is the perfect example of what
I was talking about earlier in the game.
We get railed bot lane perfect example of what I was talking about earlier in the game, right?
We get railed by lane by their lanes. It's just
impossible for us to actually win that lane.
That's why we were getting railed
so fucking hard.
But we outscaled them, right?
Like Jinx outscales Nyla
and Seraphine outscales Karma really hard.
So we just outscale them
and as soon as I get two items, which is exactly what happened,
we just start winning fights.
And then Ivern let us get back into the game.
That Ivern threw that game so
fucking hard, man.
He had mid- winning and bot winning
and he did like three really bad invades
and every time he invaded we just caught
him out and killed him
like all of his invades?
They threw the entire game.
Is a good Nihil one of of the best late game champs.
Only against certain comps.
Like, Nylah can't function
against our comp. Look at what our comp does.
So, Nylah
has a good lane phase versus us because we can't fight her back.
But look at what our comp does against Nyla, right?
We have Taliyah E so Nyla has trouble engaging because
Talia E's her. She doesn't have cleanse, so she's gonna have
trouble getting through Seraphine ulti
She's going to have trouble getting through my traps.
So we have like thousands of ways of stopping her engage, and we also have a really easy way of outranging her
Like I outrange her Seraphine outranges her really hard.
She can never fight
Kassante, like Kassante just shits on her the whole game.
So it's like
Nyla is good but not in
this game.
Okay. good but not in this game like i think nyla's op if you're shutting somebody down early who has to be a lane bully or your uh playing versus somebody where your W gets a lot of value.
So if you're versus like Draven, Tristana, stuff like that
where your W has infinite value, the mitigation
You're gonna smurf right? Like you you're going to smurf.
You're just going to win the game.
But if your verse is somebody who can outrange you
like I'm playing Jinx Seraphine
it doesn't do anything
because I can just sit there late game with two items
and I can just poke until they're forced to all in.
And then when they're forced to all in,
we can just mitigate their all-in with jungle top support.
It's too hard to play the game for this guy. I think that's something
That's really interesting to think about
When you're looking at team comps and stuff like that
I feel like people
A lot of the time
People don't understand
That team comp doesn't matter until
like probably grandmaster because if you look this guy's not a bad knight right
like he's 200 rp 54 win rate like he's not bad at the champion.
Like, good KDA...
You know, whatever. The problem is
when you get
high enough ELO
people know... when you get high enough elo,
people know not only what your champ does
but they know how to draft
around your champions.
Right?
So it's like
that's why you see Challengers.
Like Challenger being so...
Like another reason that Challenger and Grandmaster
is so much harder than Masters
is because in Masters people don't know how to...
They know what Jinx does.
They know what Seraphine does.
They know what Nyla does.
But they don't know how to draft a comp
based on shutting down an important factor of the enemy comp.
And once you get into high elo,
like I'm talking about once you get into actual good players every game...
They will literally pick something that completely
fucks your champion from start to finish of the
game, and
they will know how to play for that
situation. And in Challenger, you can lose in draft.
I would say in Masters, you never lose in draft. I would say in masters,
you never lose in draft very rarely.
Like 1% of the time you'll lose in draft and masters and lower like
masters and lower,
like,
you know,
diamond gold,
silver plat Emerald,
all that shit.
I don't think people like to say like, silver, plat, emerald all that shit. I don't think people like to say oh we're all AD
or this draft sucks or whatever
I'm going to be
brutally honest with you guys
if you guys are below Grandmaster in League, your draft
does not fucking matter.
Like, your champion doesn't matter, your draft
doesn't matter, none of that shit
matters to you if you are below Grandmaster
and the reason is, is because
you lack
so many fundamentals of
game at that point when you're in those elos
that like, you trying to
pick and choose based on draft wins
and losses. You're going to lose more than
you win trying to counter people because you don't know why or how
to counter people. And you're still gonna make the same fundamental
mistakes you made before.
Right?
You're still going to get caught, you're still going to die to a bad dive, a bad back,
a bad trade.
You're going to farm badly,
you're going to be off an item.
You're going to mess up.
Also, I have
no clue by the way why I picked Ashe.
I just wanna clarify this real quick.
I have no fucking clue why I just picked Ashe into this comp.
Like I trolled myself so hard.
Speaking of like shitty team comps...
The rest of my team's good.
Oh, you know what it was? I was autopiloting and talking to you guys right so
like i was i should have picked zary here if you're wondering what you pick in this situation
it's always sari just if you ever find yourself in a situation where like
you have a first pick Yuumi and they picked Ezreal
it's almost always
Zeri from this
uh
spot we're in right now.
But, like I said, it's never
immobile champs unless you're comfortable.
Like, if you aren't
comfortable with an immobile champ
like a Jinx, a Varus, something like that
you don't pick it with
Yuumi because what ends up happening is unless
you play really well uh all of the power of the game is on
you to not die right like yumi can add
like a bunch of help to me.
But the entire game I have all of the power.
Yuumi is like the one support that gives you
All of the agency in the lane.
Normally supports have like
80% agency. Yuumi's
the support that hands all of that agency
to her AD carry because she
just gives you stats.
So because she gives you stats and like now it's like you are a stronger
you are strong enough to 1v2 if you like dodge stuff or you
understand like what your champ does etc that That's the premise of Yumi.
So
me picking Ashe
I can play it
right?
I told you earlier today. Remember
I said I wanted to be lazy
So like, I'm not feeling the
best there. I think I'm getting sick or something
I'm feeling kinda brain fogged and just out of it.
So, like really tired.
Oh?
Okay... 100% worth, by the way. But like... Perfect example! enemy.
But like, perfect example right there.
Perfect example boys right there.
Like I
should not have walked up like that without volleying that bush
i just shouldn't also if you're wondering why didn't cleanse it's because the cleanse is worthless.
Like, if I cleanse Luxnare she has already landed it and done the damage
And I'm not getting Kited so...
They don't have a way of stop they don't have a way of stop. They don't have exhaust
or ignite. They have barrier heal, so it's like there's no value
right in me doing that. That's why I held cleanse because
it's just a completely worthless sum.
The reason I took it is because they have a TF
and later on in the game
it's going to be too hard for me to dodge
like Lux bindings
and Hecarim bolts and shit, with TF pretty much just permanently
stunning me and shit.
... so uh but bring the tools of war Hecarim is bot.
I took Hawkshot to see if he started on...
He's not dead.
So close.
We have to get level three here.
Hecarim can skip camps and gank me right now. Oh, I suck.
Damn, I should not have flashed.
I should've saved it because there's no way
I live there and I get Yuumi killed too.
Dude, the Hecarim e thing is op that was my bad
like the fact you can eat your flash is op
that's on to me the reason i flashed just because like in my brain
i was like okay maybe i can get my q auto on him and then like maybe as that happens
but you know what I should have actually done if you guys want to know the actual play like looking in hindsight or whatever is I
just kill Ezreal that's's actually what the play is,
is you kill Ezreal because he has tear.
Like, you get ganked by Hecarim,
you just understand that like
you're probably going to die.
You have two options.
You either back off when you hit level three
because you know Hecarim's going to gank on that timer
So, you have the timer of like, you back
off and just don't die on the level
three timer
And then you never trade the fight. You just like trade
the fact that they're low, you don't die
Or you can take trade the fact that they're low you don't die
uh or you can take the fight like that risk the fact that heck will be there
which we know he will be and then uh you can
uh kill the Ezreal too. that game in the spirit I'm just going to take small little trades, like you can see right there.
The reason I took tier 2 boots on Ashe is because
You see how I'm just like...I'm versus two
skillshot champs? And you
see how I can kind of like walk at them?
I think I'm dead. Oh, that Ezreal is so bad. Thank God!
We gotta back up. so so Yeah, I'm playing bad.
No joke?
I should have had so much better control there.
I'm gonna back, but...
I'm gonna get a Vamp Scepter this night.
I'm gonna rush Bork.
So my wave is fucked, right?
Like,
my wave's in a bad spot.
But
I'll be real with you, there are
a few times where you just do not get to
fix your wave.
It is one of the worst feelings
in the game when this happens to you.
But you don't...
I don't have a choice.
Oh what the fuck?
Because we see Hecarim's top right like we just saw
him take grubs. The problem is he doesn't
have to go top.
On this timer he can choose to go top or bot because all of his
bot camps and top camps are up. So let me explain what's going through my head
right? What's going through my head is that I know
all of his camps are up on his side of the map because he invaded my
side of the map, which means that he didn't actually clear any of his camps.
Which means he gets to make that choice to either go bot or go top and because he gets
to make that choice, I can't greed my way up.
... move quickly so Damn, he actually killed my Yuumi. That's not good.
Damn, if Yumi didn't troll that
I'd actually kill...
I'm not even kidding.
If Yumi trolled
I would've killed both
if she didn't do that.
She got off to try and block an sq but she up
she took too much damage dude that actually sucks by the way.
I'm gonna go grab Yuumi and then I'm going to arrow And they're not going to expect the arrow
Okay, they expected the arrow because I hawk-shotted
I should have just been comfortable in myself.
Fuck.
Or I should've aimed it better.
I mean, I coulda landed that.
I'm just playing bad today.
Damn, that sucks though! We were one one we were like two minions off of six
The reason I was taking that fight was because I duped everything
Like uh, if you're wondering when you go to Geronimo
why would you fight them
that close to the turret
blah blah blah
it's because I juked
the Lux Q
the Lux E
the Ezreal W
and the SQ.
Like, when you juke
every single ability,
Ashe has... And I knew that Lux had no Flash.
Or no heal,
I mean.
Like, when you juke all the abilities, it's just like
You gotta play around that
Oh I am so dead.
I'm not even gonna flash.
Nah, I'm dead.
Yeah, she's dead too.
I don't know what I was thinking.
That was 100% my bad.
I should have just walked uh around like this because we didn't know where hecarim was
and they had tfl and i wasn't thinking about that like i brain farted and i just straight up wasn't thinking about that.
Like, I brain farted and I just sort of
wasn't thinking about
the TF ulti.
This kind of sucks
because...
Um... This kind of sucks because we're getting like Giga weak-sided this game. And we are playing Ash Yumi, so it does feel bad to get weak sided but it is what it is it's not like I'm dead.
Dude,
I couldn't see the fucking...
I'm not gonna lie,
I am so frustrated
because I couldn't see.
Yumi didn't ward the bush.
That one,
I'm going to blame on Yumi
because she didn't
ward the bush.
Like you see how she panicked and put like 50 wards down at the end?
When I was here...
Okay so when we were fighting
and I arrowed Lux,
I had to ward the bush right? I was standing here trying to auto her.
I lost vision.
So Yumi didn't immediately ward
the bush, okay? So I warded it.
Then when I walked down,
the same exact problem happened
where it wasn't warded.
So I again
lost my ability to kill her
because I lost vision for
a quarter of a second.
That's the importance
of keeping everything worded as the support
when you're fighting in bushes,
I can't do that myself.
That's just a straight up like, we had to have that warded to fight. I am playing like mechanically kind of bad but... I'm holding this.
Now you're ready to prowl!
Lead the target... So yeah, like three of my deaths were avoidable.
That last one we should have gotten a double kill.
Makes me sad.
Okay, we see Hek-Tom?
Oh, fucking Tiet.
Okay, well at least...
...Huei gets a mid wave. That way he needs to walk up and actually take points.
This is a pretty big, pretty big unlucky game.
We weaksided bot, TF camped bot and I didn't respect it twice.
So, it's like a feels bad man.
Because I could have just played ultra...
This is why I think Zeri would've been like Ultra Farm. This is why,
like,
I think Zeri would've
been perfect this game.
With Ashe,
you have to play
like aggro in lane
because Ashe
is a lane bully.
So I'm like,
okay,
I can win lane
as Ashe really easily
but I have to play aggro in that I'm like, okay, I can win lane as Ashe really easily.
But I have to play aggro in that lane with
Ashe and then
there's just a bunch of little mistakes.
Whereas if I'm Zeri this game I just have 10 CS a minute, no deaths, etc.
That's why Zeri is so OP with Yuumi, because you can literally just perm scale.
And you don't have to worry about actually pushing a lead.
Like it's so broken. And it happened again where we didn't have a ward in the bush, by the way.
I didn't have arrow!
Like, I didn't have arrow until...
They were ganking off my arrow timer.
Which was really bad.
So he ganked off my arrow timer.
It wasn't up yet.
And then when we were running at them after that arrow or whatever, he...
We didn't pink ward the bush. So because it wasn't pinked
The normal ward didn't work right?
There's just a lot of like- these are really fundamental things that I think this is like
This actually pretty good game for explaining why Masters players sit in masters.
If you're curious because they're not bad players like they're not but they're making bad decisions
on bad timers over forcing bad things and it's like uh And I made a bad decision once this game
as well. Actually twice.
Right?
And because all of that's happening
in succession that's like the biggest issue
because we actually should have won when we caught the hecarim uh
invading earlier we should have won the game right then and there.
But we just played
off-tempo all
game, and we weren't playing as a team.
I think we can still win because Ashe is OP, but...
The enemy has been slain! so they don't get to int over and over again top side and and then push yes. They don't get to do that.
Like I want a chance
to play the game, you know?
Like... Fuck. like fuck you guys I'm going to try and get the oh That was really big. We got the Lux Magi's, we got two shutdowns. Huge. is not pain it is surrender Hmm. I mean, honestly this is winnable.
They only have two drakes.
The enemy team's not that good from what I've seen.
Like they're not mechanically gods or whatever.
So like...they're just playing really easy comp. Because they all have point-click shit so they're just playing really easy comp.
Cause like they all have point click shit
so they're playing a real easy comp.
I mean you saw in lane Lux landed what?
Two binds on me the whole lane.
So like, I know we can win.
We just have to get
to the point where
we're on equal rounds.
What do you think about
Bork Trist?
I don't like Bork Trisks.
I've seen a lot of people
do it.
I don't like it personally.
Like, maybe it's good if you need Bork.
Right? If you need a B Bork it's probably okay.
Oh no I'm dead.
Dude, I keep getting baited by TF.
Like, no joke.
I'm just getting shit on by this TF, man.
I baited that guy too.
I shouldn't have been there.
Like, it doesn't make sense.
It's my bad.
I don't know what it is about like brain sometimes, but if I'm not thinking about something,
I just keep forgetting about the whole game.
TF has a blind spot in my brain right now.
I don't know why.
Doesn't make sense. Okay... See, it's like one of those champs that you can't autopilot versus ever
or you just die a thousand times like the champ's not op
but he's definitely uh it's definitely like incredibly annoying because you have to
like oh it's like nico tf is like niko you have to like oh it's like nico tf is like fucking niko you have to like turn your brain
on the whole game it's like twitch nico shit like that or you just get railed down. I don't know if I can actually...
We definitely have to get this Drake, but
you don't know what
I'm thinking.
I actually think we
could've maybe done
Baron here.
This is like one of
those moments in
solo queue where
you can solo queue
people.
Where we know that they're going to set up for Drake
and then you just walk to Baron and you can maybe sometimes
get Baron. Like if it's not warded
and shit.
Oh yeah, I'm not going to that fight.
That was just Viego being fucking stupid.
I don't know why he was in his bot side jungle there.
You split the map there by the way.
You know they're on dragon or whatever?
Or you just go to top side camps and you split the map?
You never go into your bot side when you know they're all there?
That's just like the dumbest shit I've ever seen. i'm I need to get the fuck out of here.
I can get TF ulted.
I can't even go for a kill on this Ggas because i'm just gonna get tf ulted
i think I think I have to leave.
Ekrem's pathing top
and TF's pathing top.
Wait, they're trying
to do this maybe?
I don't know what I'm watching.
Oh here he is.
Uh... I hope we can kill them. I kind of misplanned.
He ulted me and i flashed but i
ulted late
i could have bolted so much sooner oh no
wait they can kill them all though oh no
gg dude i ah if i They can kill them all, no? Oh, no. GG.
Dude, I... If I flashed and did it...
If I ulted him under the turret, we'd win the game.
Because that was such a bad play by Hec.
Like, that was such a bad dive.
I just didn't ult him fast enough.
That's my bad.
Like, actually... oh like actually just mechanic diff
yeah we can fight this, by the way. so so
dude i really want to win this or got the game because he's playing so well
the zergot is actually playing so well and this fucking
this uh this gragas is being so obnoxious We need to get vision on dragon, not bot side.
Because we can get flanked from here.
There's too many ways to die right now.
Wait, this guy's trolling wait he's just gonna die
They're on barbarren, but...
We had to take the free juice, you know?
We don't chase this. Oh, we do
chase this.
Yeah, that's why we didn't want to chase that. Urgot kind of griefed.
Oh well, that's GG.
Urgot did not need to make
that play but I think he's just tilted.
Like he's playing really well and wanted to make a play so he went for it
We should have kept scaling and played safe
Oh well... This game's kinda my fault.
I think me and Yumi played well, but we got weak-sided
And didn't play like we were being weak-sided
That was the reason this game was hard because you can't control your junglers
like no Viego shouldn't be weak sighting bot but I can't control that right
you just have to play around how your junglers
Play the game
Cause like I said
Most junglers just pick a side that they want
A path to, they don't actually think about the game
They pick a side they want a path to, and then they just do it.
So it was kind of my bad.
I should have just picked Zeri
AFK farm
didn't we win this game?
... because like I said,
I don't actually think that they were better players than us by any means.
I think that it was just a...
TF sat bot and we didn't respect it. I think I'm going to ban Hecarim.
I actually
think if I go and look at my
win rate versus Hecarim in the past like 30
games, I think I lose versus Hecarim quite often.
I think the champion is the strongest that's ever been right now, Hecarim.
I think it's broken?
Farms too quick does too much damage and has too mobile?
Too much tempo for free?
And not only that but every Hecarim one trick
if you ban Hecarim they all int.
Like Hecarim one tricks will int their ass off if you ban Hecarim, because they don't know what to do in the game. If their champs fans so Okay........ I hate first picking AD.
It's so boring.
Like, when you first pick AD,
You can only pick like 3 ADs.
You pick like Ashe, Ezreal, Jinx...
I guess you could like blind Kai'Sa maybe. I've played versus Ezreal almost every game today.
Which is funny because nobody's good at him.
Like, even that Ezreal from last game wasn't very
good.
Like, Ezreal players kind of suck.. But you kind of saw last game how broken Ash is, right?
Well, you guys saw that if you dodge one spell
the enemy has to back up immediately.
That's kind of why
Ash is pick banned in High Elo.
Like the fact that I walked at them
in their minion wave
and was like winning almost every trade...
Ashe does too much damage right now.
The volley...
There's like a... I think there's like a really bad mix of things
that make ash op at the moments it's like approach velocity op with her passive always up uh i think boot rush op in this meta
volley with the
Volley auto trade
when like a lot of
the AD carries can't
trade back is really
OP.
The ability for her to go bork or kraken like first and second item that's op I wonder if Varus is good on the new patch.
Because he got changed, right?
They completely reworked him or whatever.
I wonder if he's good.
It's you? what's up hello
what's up man how are you doing
what's up, royalty?
Sorry I didn't recognize you without that sub-icon next to your name. My bad!
There it is! My bad. Broke, you're fine.
I'm just making a joke bro, you're fine i'm just making a joke bro you're fun Oh Should have walked around
welcome to the league of draven
oh that's bad I mean,
I can't play the game, bro.
It is what it is.
I'm not gonna use use sums there, because...
So the problem that I just watched is Thresh took hook level 1.
Blind hooked into the bush and then...
Okay, I did learn a lot just now.
My Thresh is 1000% auto-filled
so I'm gonna play to farm.
Like the simple fact that he
didn't know how to play that level 1 tells me he's very autofilled.
Because we win this level one VERY hard...
So I'm going to PLAY like he's autofilled, and we are going to just scale.
Which happens a lot because you get a lot of times in League where your supports
are autofilled or they're bad or having a bad game.
And like I said before because support controls
the majority of the lane
you just chill and farm
Because like I said before
You saw that one game with Niva earlier
You saw the game earlier where we came back from the other deficit earlier
league is not a game like the majority of players don't know what to do after
like 20 minutes into the game a lot of them just kind of like want to perm
fight. And if they can't just kill
you, you can outscale them.
... Oh, that guy is dead.
I think that's fine though, I mean...
Did Thresh die? Yeah, but like did I live?
Yeah we're chillin'. Whoa what is up there?
That is Beigo trying to go behind me.
That is an interesting choice. I
Kind of see how i'm playing to like find where that viego is
okay so right there uh rush had to block the stun.
He walked past the Brand.
You could say Geronimo why don't you just dodge it?
But like I'm point blank hitting him.
It's hard.
I don't know what else to say, and it's really hard
to dodge that. He made a really good hook though so I'm not gonna be too mad
he played it well we just... you have to like teamwork with each other
Like when Brand- When he hooks Brand like that
and we go... Okay I don't know what Thresh is doing.
Wait we kill this guy. Go go go.
Just keep fighting. gogo chase.
Yeah why are we backing off? Just go!
I don't know why he ran away, that didn't make any sense.
I do need help though because my wave is fucked.
So i'm just trying to try and walk up
and get xp
wait that stun should not have fucking landed.
Wait... I need to go rewatch the- Just walk in! Lantern him and walk in lantern him and walk in So, I don't know how that stun landed on me by the way.
That Brandstun? I need to go watch
it. Maybe it's the skin and I got tricked?
I don't know.
This is a rough game because this
Thresh and this Yi are incredibly bad i'm talking like
two of the worst players i've seen in a long time
like bad games happen so um you So it is what it is.
But I can feel the aura coming off this Yi and this Thresh
And I can tell they're on massive losing streaks.
I don't even have to look it up, I can tell.
Because right there when we walked up
to fight that wave...
The Thresh the entire game
he's not playing to stop game he's not playing to stop...
He's not playing to block the stun. So every time
we get into fights I'm trying to juke the stun but
if you want a support tip that will make you an instantly better player,
if you can stop a possible play that's, like, a risk?
Do it.
Like,
if you can take out
the risk of the play
is what I'm saying, right?
Like,
if somebody's throwing
a spell,
if you can eat...
Like, walk up to him!
This is wild, right? Look at him!
This Brandis
walking forward
into us and he has
dodged... See?! exactly what i was saying
he is this is why i can tell good supports from bad supports
bad supports are like lol just dodge every spell
you you need to be better. Good supports will
be like, hey I'm going to go ahead and block
this spell for you so that you don't have to dodge it and we can just take away the entire
RNG of it. so Wait, I know that sounds like stupid because Geronimo you can't blame him for not doing
that.
I'm not saying it's his fault I'm getting hooked, I'm saying you can't blame him for not doing that. I'm not saying it's his fault
I'm getting hooked,
I'm saying you can't blame your AD carry
for not dodging every single spell in the game
if you have the ability to block it.
That's like what I'm trying
to say.
Like, it's just stupid, right?
It's like if you're playing a
tanky champion and you can
block a spell,
you can't blame your fucking AD
for not dodging it every time
because, like, I can can dodge let's say i
dodge 50 blitz hooks in a row right if
like one hits me i'm still gonna get by a
blood suck that one like what took people are going back oh you suck
so it's like you should do everything in your power when you're playing league people have this
idea that like their team needs to play perfect and they can make a thousand mistakes
And it doesn't matter, right?
League is a team game
I think people forget in team games your job is just to help your teammates do their job as easily as possible.
Like, if I blatantly run into 1v2 Brandon Ez
and get hooked or stunned or something
that's my fault, not Th not Thresh's fault, right?
But if they walk up
out of a minion wave egoing on
us and Thresh doesn't want to walk forward
so I have to dodge everything
that's not exactly my fault, that's more of like a...
He is putting an unnecessary amount of pressure on me to make a perfect play
when he is not playing correctly to begin with.
Like this right? I don't know what to even say here because they just ran into the enemy team to die.
Remember when I said
these people suck?
I wasn't trying to be mean.
These two just suck.
Okay, i'm trying to care
but it just is what it is. They're just bad. Now, I might be able to still carry. Because no matter how bad your team is...
Like I said, you can sometimes scale and sometimes win
but it's hard. Cause you can see my thresh is like
checked out mentally he doesn't want to play
he's landed some good hooks but he's like mentally not trying to win this
game anymore and it's like really obvious
so we have to give him like some hope by playing really well
i'm just gonna sack this turret we can't we
we can't
fight this.
He's not good enough,
and they have too big of a lead, so I'm just gonna sac my turret.
This is really bad,
but I don't really have a choice. Why didn't the ulti?
Like that right there, right?
Why would Ori not ulti when she sees my uh my rocket coming stuff like that doesn't
make sense it's like the oregano wants to hold her alt for absolutely no reason
but it's like you might as well work together right? As a team.
Because I'm using my...
Oh that's bad.
This is really awkward. But you kind of get what I'm saying,
I hope. Like, I'm trying to
not be toxic about saying this
stuff because it's like...
I don't want you guys to think I just hate my teammates.
I do. I do hate them. I want to make that teammates. I do,
I do hate them,
I want to make that clear.
I hate every single
one of these people
but
for like
teaching purposes
I'm trying to
just tell you
why
it should never this should
never happen Which is like why I genuinely try really hard to say, if you are going to blame your team,
You also need to be willing to play with your teammates as well.
Like, there is no reason for Thresh to be here right now at 5 HP.
Zero reason for him to be here.
But lo and behold, he's standing here at 5 HP Zero reason for him to be here.
But lo and behold, he's standing here at 5 HP.
He should just go back. He's wasting time. The game might be winnable though. I mean, I don't know it's gonna be hard. I'm just thinking about our Wincon...
I don't think the enemy is good enough to push their
lead, so we might be able to win off of that.
They have
kind of a hard team comp to play.
Like they have Ezreal,
they have Brands...
That fucker didn't...
It's fine.
They have Ezreal,
they have Brands...
So like, they have Ezreal, they have Brands... So like,
they have a lot of outplay potential
on their team
for us.
They do have Ornn though too
which doesn't feel very good
but
that hurt doesn't feel very good but
that hurt Man, he really went invis. I guess I could have ulted. That sucks man.
I think Thresh should've used his ults like he didn't use the box and that 100% would have gotten us to kill,
but maybe I could've ulted there?
I don't know.
Like what is this? Why is he standing here at
half HP?
Like this is what I mean.
This guy is actively trying to lose.
He is not trying to win.
He made a really good hook on the enemy Viego.
Didn't use his ulti.
The guy lived at 1 HP.
Like, my Yi isn't walking up. We're like just letting these guys bully us.
This is not allowed. It is wild Like, them walking up this far is not allowed.
It is wild to me that they're allowed to walk up that far
this early into the game
and we're not just killing them like we just did.
That's crazy to me. I think a lot of people's inability, by the way to climb is they don't want to play games out that are hard.
That's another really good thing to talk about
if you have a game that feels hard
not every solo queue game is going to be the most fun the
most easy game in the world for you that's just the nature of video games
and like anything right and if you're not willing to like
actively try and win when you are behind,
you will just not climb.
I promise you, you won't climb.
You can say like, oh, eventually I'll climb with a 51% win.
You won't climb it. It will take you 300 games to go up 5 LP.
And you'll just be up 5 LP.
Like... You just have to get used to the idea of playing the game to win, even if the game doesn't look super easy and then figure out how you win play like the little mini game of like how do i win even though this game looks hard.
I mean, Brand already threw a big shutdown at me, right? So we have that
going for us.
Okay. huge Huge. Nice! me and if NAR had balls and actually went in we win that by the way.
I'm not even kidding, Gnar could have won us that game right then and there.
He bitched out, that's what I'm talking about, he's already 0-4 right? This is what I was saying too, I've talked about a lot of stuff this game
You're seeing...this is such a good game to explain why people won't be able to climb in games.
It's not people's skill that holds them back, it's their mental ability
to try and play the game.
Like, look at this! I'm just being killed My Yi is just standing here
Just go in! It doesn't make sense.
What am I watching?
All you have to do is
go on the Brand after he throws his spell and you kill him
but he's scared of something i don't know what he's scared of but like the nar the
ye they're all scared but it doesn't make any sense to be scared because you're already losing
like are you gonna lose harder
like if you're ever nervous about about like making a bad play
but you're you're like oh and five just make it
like being on six doesn't change that
you got to be willing to like play the
game when you're behind
to win games when you're behind.
Like, everybody throws.
That Brand and that Ez have been ego-fighting us on repeat for five minutes
now. We've killed the
Brand twice.
We've killed the Brand twice. We've killed the branch twice, we've basically almost killed three people a bunch
of times and if everybody's trying to win, we would have already been back in the driver
seat of this game.
Because like I said before,
the game is not just a loss
in solo queue.
Everybody throws games and everybody lost in solo queue. Everybody
throws games, and everybody
trolls.
We need wards badly.
So I need to push mid-wave here,
and then we need to get vision.
Okay. mid wave here and then we need to get vision
We need vision of a dragon.
We can fight this
okay oh Okay. Oh...
Maybe my bad, I don't know. Thresh kinda ditched me.
I mean, I made a good play. It was just kind of like...
I had Thresh right here as I walked up and he walked to the left
to help the dipshit Yi.
Like, I don't think we should be helping the 1-6 Yi over
the 7- 5, 2 item
AD. But...
It is what it is.
I'll have to just play safer.
Like, I'll have to just play safer Like I guess I just have to play safer so so so Fuck. Oh my god, I'm... I'm so close to the wall!
I can't even see it!
I don't know what's going on here.
I think there is a bomb in this room.
I don't know where that was.
I don't remember.
I don't have any idea.
I don't know if I got hit by anything or not.
I don't know how many times I've been hit with bombs.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Fuck. Oh, I got her! No way.
No, I suck!
Oh, I suck.
Man!
I'm bad.
I should've just hit back. I knew he could Man! I'm bad.
I should've just hit back.
I knew he could be in that bush,
I was gonna trap it...
I don't know,
I don't have an excuse
I just took the lazy route.
It's fine. we got IE.
Like, we're way back in the game now.
Like, this game's definitely winnable
now.
Three items? If we can just get... If we can just get some control of waves,
we could win the game super duper easy.
Get some vision on Baron. get some control of waves we can win this game
i have sums now too, so that's really good. Oh no!
Wait kill this guy. so crazy
i mean we need to look for something guys.
I can't play the game.
Did he really go over that? Damn it.
I'm dead.
Man, did he really E'd or W'd
over the... I can't do anything.
Like, I can't play the game.
I just have Ornn sitting in my face
and I can't get through him to the fight
guys.
I don't think my team understood that like, I wasn't able to play the game there because they were just ignoring me.
Oh well.
I think this is just a good thing for us to be able to go back and Oh, wow.
I think this is just one of those games where I could have carried this, but I would have had to play perfect.
Like our top jungle
in support did not want to play.
They were in...
It's- they're tilted.
They are all three really tilted and playing really bad.
It just is what it is.
This is part of the 20% of games that you cannot control.
You will lose 20% of games regardless of being better or worse,
just because...
That's how League works. Yeah, they need to take a break though.
They did not play that correctly.
Okay.. Yeah, this guy is down bad. But he is not playing well.
He's won three games in eight hours. He is literally...
Jesus, what is that?
It's what, 3-13.
Ooh, being 3-13 in 10 hours is really bad.
I don't think he's boosted.
I think he's just tilted, man.
Because he had good hooks.
Like, he had some really good hooks but he does not
uh... He does not know how to
like, play
the lane
Like I think he's good.
I think that Thresh is actually a decent player from how he was playing the game.
I think he's just really tilted,
so he's not thinking
because he didn't block queues from brands.
He didn't set up early vision,
he wasn't playing to win after a bunch of different factors.
It was just shit show.
... This guy is also really tilted. Because in theory, Yi shits on this comp by the way.
Like if you're a really good Yi player I don't see how that comp ever kills you.
No joke, I think you. Like, no joke.
I think you just auto-win against this comp.
Because like, Viego can never beat
Yi 1v1. It's impossible, right?
So like, Yi will always
beat Viego 1v1.
So if you're so like ye will always beat diego 1v1
so if you ever get into a jungle fight you just win
uh as soon the enemy only has like two
stuns they can throw at you for
stopping you and you if you play around that,
you probably just auto-win.
Like I said, it happens.
It is what it is with this
i think we played well considering like my teammates just gave up in champ select.
I think we played well.
I'm cool with it.
I'm gonna ban Yi.
There's two Yi one tricks
that were playing against each other last game.
I think if I ban Yi,
I hit two people for the price of one.
Okay. two people for the price of one If that's the same Thresh from last game,
this will be great because I'll get my LP back Man, I'm kind of sad.
We had two games in a row where...
We had two games in a row that just felt unwinnable.
That didn't feel good. I mean... How do we deal with that?
Kog'Maw.
I think Smolder is good, but
he's only good against
scaling comps.
If they pick Zeri, you can pick Smolder.
If they pick Jinx, you can pick Smolder. Stuff like that.
Like if they pick
Draven, good luck.
Tristana, good luck.
Ezreal, good luck. You're just going to get railed.
But if they do
pick...
Smulder's not a bad pick
if they do pick really
weak laners. winners so. you you you you you you
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you... Yeah, but I think Dota has too many issues.
Dota's issues are like the game
is even less fun than League
if you have a bad matchup.
Like, if you pick bad shit in Dota It's like even less fun than League
Because mechanics aren't as important
So like comp is more important
Which means it's even less fun
Because then like If you get out drafted you just lose
wait that doesn't sound fun like if I get out drafted in League I can still like sometimes pull out some
my clutch shit right like look at last game last game we got out drafted my teammates sucked
and i almost pulled out a victory it was close dangerous um I'll be omitting that little mishap from the expedition logs
i don't even know what's happening but that was hilarious Some people call me a hero.
Their word, not mine.
But it does have a nice ring to it uh The gauntlets are show., the talents all me. Bro, I'm just messing up so much CS there.
Why would he shoot it that way?
I was positive he was shooting at me but okay Did I have fucked this lane phase up so bad?
Like actually I What? I should have just backed, but
I want to push this.
I'm going to try and
get the kill here. I think that's a good idea. I should just back, but I want to push this.
The reason I should back is because their jungler's bot right now. oh a flare yeah
i don't think i have enough gold. Do I 400, 900?
Oh, I do! Okay.
The reason I wanted to stay was
to get that exact buy but I just got.
The tier Sheen buy is like Ezreal's bread and butter of
if you can ever go back
and you buy a Tier Sheen on Ez,
You've won the lane.
Like even by both those at the same time that's his biggest
power spike before he gets this item you just win the land at this point
like the sheen it just makes you fanos like look at kog'Maw has boots.
This is not going to be a good lane for them. uh so uh I should probably back. not even breaking a sweat uh uh wait we could probably just kill this guy.
Yeah, Sion's behind us. That's why I didn't want to do that.
My wave is in such a bad spot. Like, I have to fix this. So this is gonna suck.
I don't have a choice.
I don't care about dragon at all.
I need to fix my wave.
Man, what am I watching? oh I think
I could have killed that guy.
I'm almost six,
so I think I'd kill them both right here.
Fuck. Fuck
I'm just playing bad We should dive this Kog. Nice.
Huge.
You're gonna have to ulti, man. Oh, okay.
Let's just push the wave. Do I have Triforce if I stay?
I do.
Oh my god,
the game's over.
An eight-minute Triforce
is fucking wild.
This
is... I can't explain how wild this is. This is... I can't explain how wild this is.
I'm so fucking fed.
If anyone has any of these priceless artifacts for sale...
I can walk up and just get hooked, then still kill them both. the only thing that kind of sucks is...
Oh, okay.
I do have to be kinda careful.
I don't know if i want to freeze this
i mean i want to take bot turret so that like uh we can go help other lanes
am i warded too soft Damn it!
Okay, I could have gotten hooked and lived but I misplayed.
I straight up misplayed.
I straight up misplayed,
because what happened was when I E'd forward even getting hooked didn't matter
but I got hit by an r that's just my bad
i mean why didn't she w
okay the bad part about this is I just threw my lead and my team's doing kinda bad. So...
I have to walk in.
What the fuck did I just watch?... Like, I threw my lead and my team is like obviously just...
It's another one of those games where my team is playing badly.
So I have to not throw my lead
like this game is on me to carry because my team's doing bad So I gotta walk in Damn, that one Q. Missed one Q and got fucked. That's just the Blade of the Runeking being OP.
We should play for dragon.
Don't.
I'm gonna go mid mid somebody's gotta top
push one midway, go to drake. oh uh uh uh so so I never miss, but I have been known a viral warning shot or two okay that's good that's good the reason that's good is because uh he just blew and
i mean galio's dead all right not bad not bad we got the barrier we got that guy nobody died okay my accountant's way too good at his job Dude, this entire game is brought to you by the fact i misplayed one time
that one time i gave that cog an 800 gold shutdown bro it's so tragic uh so You like how hard this fucking dipshit ass Thresh is trying against me now?
Dude, I swear to god it's the losers. They will lose- they'll be on your team like... Like they'll give up mentally and shit.
Right?
Like, they go on...
They're on your team.
They, like, mentally give up, don't want to play anymore, etc.
They go on the enemy team.'re still bad but they like sweat
harder like it's like lcs finals like game five if they win their mom doesn't get murdered
like i'm just like getting fucking ultra
sweated on you know hmm
dude how am i missing so many Qs today?
What the fuck.
I'm actually just missing so much crap. Oh, okay
I mean I'm umma as fuck man
Yeah, I can't really play the game right now, guys.
Because I'm oom? I-I'm completely oom.
I need like blue buff or some shit badly. Or a plant
the so so What am I watching? oh guys you guys gotta let me go by by the
way
like all we should be doing is trying to get objectives right now.
I need to go buy, but I have to stay on the map right now
this actually kind of sucks it's a really awkward timer uh that was a warning I need to get Grudge.
They have a really tanky team.
Actually, I think I should go Lord Dom's but... Uh...
I want the Lethality from the Grudge
and plus everything else
like with cut down i should be okay oh Dude, I'm curving my fucking hooks to the left.
Why am i doing that?
Like every one of my skill shots is
like curved a bit you see that it's actually kind of weird I hope that wasn't a word. I don't think we do Baron here.
I think we just wait and go get Grudge.
Huh, I kind want some lifesteal,
I might go...I might go BT next just to get some
lifesteal. I could go Shogun too but oh you know what? I'm gonna go Shoujin too. Oh, you know what?
I'm going to go Bork.
I think it's actually Bork
because they have so much HP.
It might be Bork.
The rarestreal Bork game. is so so so Oh, that would have been such a hope! uh How do I have, like, fucking aimbot and then I miss a
Scion standing on-
walking one mile an hour?
... standing on, like walking one mile an hour. so And we just do Baron right now, like this is free. Oh, they... Okay.
Dude!
If I had landed that ulti on Thresh
That would have been such a fucking sick play
I think it was a cool play
But like
The cherry on top would have been the ults.
Man. Okay. That Thresh needs to take a break.
Like, this guy is
playing bad, forcing
bad fights
like
oof.
Bro, you need to take a break..... Man, it is so ungodly fucking hot right now in my house.
I am... Good good god it's hot
anybody else like in the US just fucking melting?
Like dude, I don't have
central air in my house right
so we have like a series series of fans and we have one
of those
machines that
sits on a window and pulls the air
in it. Not an air conditioner but it's like
you know it has like a tube
I don't know how to phrase it It's like a... You know what? It has like a tube. I don't know how to phrase it.
There's like... It's like a tube.
It is an air conditioner, but it's like one of the
air conditioners that goes on the window.
But it's like... It sits on the ground.
I don't know how to phrase it. It's not attached to the. I don't know how to phrase it.
It's not, like...
It's not attached to the...
I-I don't know.
But we have, like, one of those.
It's pretty...
It's-it's pretty good.
Like, it's actually really good at cooling,
like,
th-the area.
The problem is, like
it only cools
like the area
and then spreads
slightly to the rest of the house
in my mom, I've been like...
My mom, I put it in my mom's room because she was
She's been sick.
Dude, I am dying
right now though.
I'm sitting here actually just sweating in my chair.
I don't know what to...I'm just drenched.
I'm gonna get some water.
Speak of the devil,
I'm going to grab some water.
I'll be right back. Okay.. Thank you..... you what's up guys? How is everybody's day going?
What's up lads? You guys having a good day?
I think we've had a pretty good day today.
We fixed our MMR.
And aside from, like, some of these absolutely,
like, actually unwinnable games,
I think we're playing pretty well Wait, I carried that Thresh at some point.
Really? I didn't notice.
It says
I won, lost two games
with him, 1-1 with him.
So here's the first loss okay here's another loss.
He was playing Viego and he got destroyed.
And then this game, he played okay.
I think this game we carried extremely hard though, me and Link.
Like this game was just bot lane and mid lane taking over the game.
... Okay. Wait, this guy said he's autofilled to jungle.
I'm not going to play with that An I-Landy viewer? what does that mean
i think it might reach 50 fahrenheit and wait how do you say that name?
Ray Rakejovek?
I I signed Nick oh wait did I murder that name by the way right Javik. Yes? Okay, cool.
As long as I know
I murdered the name, I'm chill with it.
Ha ha ha! heard the name, I'm chillin' with it. We're vibing. Ridiculously cool place,
but everyone's related.
Wait, so you got some Game of Thrones shit going on in Iceland?
Like everybody's got the Game of Thrones family tree?
Yeah. everybody's got like the game of thrones family tree 380,000 people.
Wow that's not that much.
Okay. I want to get... At some point in my life,
I want to do some traveling stuff.
I've never traveled
to cool countries and shit.
I kind of want to do that
at some point.
I think it would be fun.
Experience some other countries'
cultures and shits
and like food that's not giga processed processed Fermented shark.
Oh, I mean that sounds gross. Gross. Okay........ You've driven from one side of the country all the way to the other? Oh. In what?. I've never done a full
America road trip.
I think the furthest I've driven in America is to California
from Colorado.
I might be forgetting some other times or something, but I think that's the furthest It gets pretty wild
driving for so long.
I couldn't imagine doing, like, a road trip from like fucking New York to California or some shit.
Like dude, my brain would break.
That's just so much driving. What should I play?
They banned Ezreal. What should I play?
They banned Ezreal.
I kinda wanna play Lucian, he sounds pretty fun. I think I have to take cleanse. Because they have Leona like set up into Zac.
So if I get flashed, Leona Q'd or something and then Zac E's in, I i'm not gonna be able to play the game so
oh yeah take cleanse so i don't get cc locked I was in Boston to Portland, New York to Texas. Jesus Christ!
That sounds... that sounds
oof
dude
I
couldn't imagine driving during, like doing a road trip
Like during the hot time of like the year or two
I feel like you just die
Like unless your car has like God tier AC...
You would just die.
Yeah! Yeah.
More expensive, too. Okay. Your brother's car died during the... oh god.
That sounds fun. Oh god.
That sounds fun.
Tappa.
Tappa! I'm lying, it doesn't sound fun at all.
That sounds fucking terrible.
I might get off after this game, go make dinner and then see how I'm feeling
and I might do a second stream.
We'll see how I'm feeling and I might do a second stream. We'll see how it goes.
I actually am really hungry.
I don't know if it's like the heat
or if it's like fucking
what's going on, but yeah, I'm fucking starving
You fucker You find a reason, reason things went wrong. Got to find the reason why my money's all gone this right this oh you might get run over or you might
get shot
hold it all the proof best get what you deserve! so I'm staring to the mist, and the mist stares back. I actually missed the CS.
On fucking Lucian!
This champion's CS is for himself! uh remember that is what i got trying to What? We should just kill this guy. Damn.
What the absolute
ever-living fuck?
That was wild. wild I mean, we shouldn't hit this.
We could just let it sit, but...
What?
Yeah, we can just let the waves sit I think.
I can't tell. It's too hard to tell.
I think it is pushing towards us though. I'm pretty sure.
You know what's wild about that fight?
We actually probably should have double killed him.
Because I kind of did Leona
really far up, cleansed the ignite and the stun
ends or not to ignite it cleanse the stone instantly
but she ignited after so i got hit with ignite and then i think i could have
actually
played it better A full heart's an easy target. Be-new-now!
Wee-nuh-now!
Pretty sure we could just kill them.
But I think it depends a lot on my recon. it You have been slain.
You have slain an enemy.
No sunshine where I'm going from here. here Sorry for being kind of like
boring today, by the way, chat.
I just went for more
of a chill stream today.
Like I said, I'm feeling kind of sick so
i don't have like a ton of energy you know we're just vibing hmm so pretty sure lee sin is to is in our jungle.
He's either doing dragon and river up here to our left, or he's somewhere...
Oh wow, he dodged that?
Honestly, we're good. oh wow he dodged that honestly once i have cleanse i can play way more aggro okay he's on drake so Damn.
Damn, if Rakan was paying attention...
We actually double kill him.
It's fine, though. An ally has been slain.
Corgi shouldn't
have even gone
for the play.
Like you just
give Drake
their red.
Like Corgi
never should
have walked
into river
to do that.
That doesn't
make sense.
And then Rakan should just watch me
the whole lane because
there's no value in him
roaming to the dragon fight
after the drake's fights over.
Oh, okay.
Well I mean that was really fucking stupid
I was one minion off six
literally dodged her ult and still
got one shot
I mean that's... like I don't even know what to say about that. That's disgusting.
You should never die to, like...
...I don't know how to say it. There should never be a world where you can die to like something like that
as an 80 carry when you dodge the biggest spell the enemy has
like that to me is just wild
like i dodge your ulti and i still get one shot under my turret
i don't think that should ever happen bro so so so I don't know if I like this fight.
Rakan does have ult, but
my rumble is still top. He's been top for 10 minutes.
Like I'll be honest
like I kind of wanted to reset because Rumble... Lee Sin being bot again, which I'm almost positive this Lee Sin is still bot.
It's brutal to fucking deal with an enemy has been slain
we should check to see if he's in our jungle right now uh so I can't even get this plate.
We still don't know where the fuck they are. so so Maybe I should have gone top air instead of being bot.
And played for like grubs,
I don't know.
Wow,
I missed the camp.
I'm sad.
I mean, of course. not gonna lie i just styled on them
you guys. Double kill.
NASA saved my ass, though.
I'm not gonna lie. This guy did just save my fucking balls driving 28 hours straight sounds like
if there was a way to torture somebody in hell that would be one of them
okay I think one of the worst experiences I had driving was
when I was moving
all of my...
When I moved in with my ex like 10 years ago,
we had to...
We didn't want to pay movers that go cross-country.
And we had a bunch of furniture
that our parents have given us
so we uh hold on let me walk in for two seconds Okay, we're coming. So like I was saying...
What had happened is that I remember
I had to drive one of those like big ass trucks i'm talking like
big it was it was a when i say furniture i mean like her parents have given us like
like furniture Like furniture. Holy fuck.
Anyway, like I was saying Moving on
We filled like an entire
Like you know
Like a long
Like a big ass
It wasn't an 18 wheeler but it was
a big ass fucking moving truck. You know the
big ones from movies and shit?
Not like the small little
U-Hauls. We filled up a big one.
And I had to drive
one of those uh from kansas
to colorado and i didn't know how to drive it
like i had to figure out how to drive it
and then like
and i had to do it from
Kansas to Colorado.
Let me tell you,
that was
probably one of the most nerve-wracking
times I've had
just existing on
the planet.
... Sorry, I was trying to talk and focus at the same time.
It didn't work out well.
But yeah,
I think that was one of the most nerve-wracking
like things i've done on the planet earth being alive
because it's like you don't get to like normally you know
like when you're driving a car like you can just chill
most of the time right like? Like you have the moments
where you have to focus on traffic
or merging or stuff like that
when you're in the city.
But like when you're driving a truck
and you don't know how to drive a truck really.
And I'm talking like tens of thousands
of dollars in furniture in the back.
So I was full Like I'm trying really hard to like,
so I was full focused for the entire drive
from Kansas to Colorado.
Like full-focused, like full focused.
Like I didn't get to like autopilot my brain at all.
Like I didn't even relax.
I was just like full on,
like there's dogs in the car.
We took two dogs with us.
So we had two dogs in the car.
I was fucking driving the truck
right truck. Right?
And we have to deal with that, and I'm just
dude, that was the worst drive
I've ever made.
Because like, I thought it was gonna be a fun experience. Because, like,
I thought it was gonna be
a fun experience.
You're like,
oh, you know,
I'm 20...
I'm 23.
I get to...
Like, we're moving
into my first fucking
apartment with
my girlfriend
and all this shit. Like oh my god
it's gonna be great. And then like
I'm like
pissing myself.
But I'm just
stressed the entire time.
And then, I remember we paid for movers to help us because there was so much crap.
We had a lot of furniture, right?
And so there was so much furniture and shits
that we paid for the movers to help us
because we got an apartment on the third floor.
So we were on
fucking third floor
trying to carry up like couches and shit.
It was it was insane.
That was the most stressful motherfucking shit of all time.
It was so stressful, man. Yeah, driving around like...
You know in Colorado?
I don't know if anybody's ever made that drive.
But when you're driving into Colorado
you have to you go through them uh
depending on which way you come from sometimes there's like some bad roads it's not great But at least I didn't have to drive through...
If I remember correctly,
I didn't have to drive through the fucking...
What's it called?
Like really bad.
But like really bad, like mountain part.
Like when I was driving to...
I actually didn't know my car had bad alignment
until I drove through the...
Have you guys ever driven
from
Colorado to
West? Yeah. Colorado to like...
West.
Like you go from that pass,
You know, like that highway?
You go through Colorado and drive west?
You hit, like... This area where, like,
you're basically driving through mountains for,
Like an hour.
And I... funny story.
I actually because I drove my car to California when I moved to Cali
because I needed a car right?
It was really funny because I didn't realize my alignment was off
because i only ever drove my car you know short distances and i remember
i'm like driving on the highway like doing these turns and and i was I was like, wait a second.
Something feels fucking weird.
And I realized
my alignment was off.
And I was like, that's weird.
And so I remember I took it to the mechanic
and they actually
told me that, you know
what's it called?
The axle of your car or whatever. There's like a
connector that connects it,
the point of the alignment or whatever.
It had been
disconnected
on my back tire.
I was like,
oh.
That's not good.
That's why that felt
that way.
They were like,
yeah you probably
shouldn't drive on those
like,
oh well I just drove all the way to Cali.
And they were like, wow, okay.
The tie rod, yeah,
yeah, yeah. The tie rod.
Because the fun fact is like my car was actually really nice for a long time.
I have a 2003 Mitsubishi Eclipse that I bought when I was 18.
And it was actually a really nice car, right?
When I bought it, it didn't have that many miles.
It lasted me over 10
years, so great car.
But you know what sucked
is there was one time
I'm pretty sure
I've told this
story on stream before
but like the reason
my car was fucked up too
I'll give you a little lore
uh
this was actually
2015 um give you a little lore. This was actually 2015
right when I had broken up
with my girlfriend,
the one I was talking about moving in with.
This was the first year,
I think of TwitchCon
that ever existed
was in like 2015
and
I didn't know
if I wanted to go
to TwitchCon
because I was a much bigger streamer back then too like i was getting like three to four thousand viewers straight like i was big right as a big streamer
and i didn't know if i wanted to go to twitchCon, but all my viewers were like, hey, you should
go. And I had a bunch of
stream friends that wanted to hang out.
And so it was like the night
before TwitchCon
I decided to buy a plane ticket.
Because like, I was procrastinating
and I was like, fine, I'll just go. So I
ended up buying
a plane ticket the night before TwitchCon, and I flew
out at like... But my plane the only ticket they had was a 5am trip
and i lived in colorado springs at the time and i had to fly that like dia
so i had to make like a two-hour trip.
And I was like, oh shit.
So I leave at 3 AM
It was like 6 AM flight.
You guys get it.
It was an early flight.m. flight. You guys get it, it was like an early
flight.
I leave at 3 a.m.,
the problem
was
it had just
like
snowed
and then melted on the street.
And it was like 3 a.m.
So,
it was all black ice.
I think that may have been
the scariest moment
I've ever had driving a car.
I was alone, going 80 miles an hour
down the highway trying to make it to the airport
and I hit a patch
of black ice going 80 on
the highway.
That was probably... going 80 on the highway. I've never...
That was probably...
If you've ever been in a moment like that,
you understand what I'm talking about,
but your body freaks the fuck out.
You're like, oh god.
And I immediately
was like, what the fuck?
Because I don't know how to
explain this. I can draw it,
I can draw what happened.
But you know there's the highways right?
And then you have like
The highway here and then
Like the highway here
Right?
And then,
like one goes
one way,
the other goes
the other way
and then you have
like the guardrails
to protect
You have
like the little
things here
and then it's like the guard rail right on
the highway so that you don't you know fall you don't like merge hair essentially
you know what i'm talking about.
I'm assuming most of you understand.
So there's like the gate or whatever,
right? The little metal thing that keeps you from going into the middle.
So I'm driving on the
highway and I hit the black ice.
I'm lucky nobody
was, like,
on the highway with me.
I was alone
because it was 3 a.m.
And I was driving in
from fucking
Colorado Springs.
So,
I start sliding, right?
And I'm like here.
I'm in the left lane.
My car
ends up... you know how like
your car is like this, right?
You have like the
you know
like the front of the car blah blah blah
my car ends up
sideways
and I'm
going down
the road at 80 miles an hour sliding on black ice with my car facing this.
So I was basically pissing myself because Because I didn't know how to actually, like...
Fix this.
Right?
Because, like, I hit the ice and my card has shifted.
So now I'm going down, like, facing diagonal.
Right? And so
I'm like, okay,
I gotta remember what the fuck I'm supposed to do here.
Luckily enough
I didn't hit like the pavement and just flip.
What ended up happening was...
Well, I did take my foot off the gas, right?
I like didn't hit the brakes because I...
The way I got this was I tried to hit the brakes
slightly because I saw the ice
as I was hitting it
and I slightly tapped the brakes
and as I tapped the brakes my car shifted
And that's when I was like, okay, there's ice.
And so I didn't hit the brakes. You know,
I was doing everything, like, the way I'm supposed to.
But I'm, like... I'm going down
the road fucking diagonal
and I probably go, like... I don't go that far because
I'm going 80 miles an hour. I'm going
fucking fast as shit.
I don't go that far but my car manages
to slam into this guard
rail
so I don't like
hit non-ice as
going, my car manages
to bounce off
this fucking guard rail
the left side of my car,
right?
The entire
left side
of my car
just slams
into this
and bounces
off over
here.
So like
the guardrail
did its job!
That was great, I'm happy that guard rail
was there let me tell you what
But yeah so I bounce off this and end up
over here
And I'm in the middle of a street backwards my car is like facing like this now like my car's
like facing this way because it like bounced and then did like a weird turn like the inertia like
put me this way and i remember i was like dude i'm really happy uh nobody's
on the road with me right now fun fact somehow my car like kept going.
It didn't
not work.
It was smoking.
My car was like...
I think it was steam because it was so cold out i
think it was steam because it wasn't actual smoke i think
it was just steam like i think what happened is like the radiator got hit
right and i think all the all the coolant in
the radiator like hit the engine or something
because there was steam coming
off my car. So, I got out.
I stood there for a bit. I was like, I can't have my
car in the middle of the fucking road
with black ice here. That's not a good idea so i stood there for
like a minute i was like yeah i gotta move my car uh so there's like an overpass like over
here you know like where you go and you get off the highway i go and i like pull my car around
and i sit on this overpass to do like an inspection and i'm like okay what's going
on right i like look at it i my mom. I go through all this.
And I'm like, what the fuck's happening?
And uh...
Hold on.
Okay. Hold on........ Sorry, I had aggro for a sec.
So yeah, I check ongro for a sec. So yeah,
check on the car, right?
The car is like still...
The car is
like still...
There's like steam coming off my car or smoke.
I didn't know at this point what it was because it was dark,
so I couldn't fucking tell what's happening.
But I assumed it was steam because my car turned on.
So I try and
get out, I check it, I'm like okay
the responsible
thing to do here
is to have my car towed back
to my house
and just not go to TwitchCon, right? That's the responsible
thing to do. But I didn't do the responsible thing. So I think I'm retarded.
I turned
my car on, got back in my car
drove to the airport after I had just gotten
into an accident.
After my car was like literally smoking
drove to the airport
parked my car in the garage
and I went
to TwitchCon............. Okay. Sorry about that.
Uh...
What was I saying? Oh yeah!
So I just like went to TwitchCon
and then I
was gone for like four days
came back
car turned on fine
it was completely fine came back, car turned on fine.
It was completely fine and I remember I was like dude
I should have my car looked at
I took it to a
mechanic they looked at it.
They didn't tell me that rod
that we were talking about before,
they didn't tell me
that it was disconnected
the first time I took it to the mechanic.
They didn't say that, they were just like no you're fine.
They're like yeah there's an oil leak,
this is leaking, you need to refill this fluid and there's an oil leak
and I was like okay, leak. And I was like, okay,
cool.
And then so all that happened and then that was fine though.
So I just kept driving my car for
the next... This was 2015
for the next year.
And then I figured out
the alignment was off
when I drove to Cali.
And I was like,
oh that guy just didn't check
that apparently.
Cool. Anyway, cool.
I will say going to TwitchCon
worth it.
I met a lot of
cool people at that
2015 TwitchCon
but that's where I met a lot of cool people at that TwitchCon, 2015 TwitchCon.
That's where I met Loserfruit, Kathleen.
That's where I met a bunch
of
streamer friends that I hadn't met before.
So it was worth.
I enjoyed it.
It was a good time
that's what yeah I'm gonna go off-stream anyway I'm gonna get off stream anyway.
I'm gonna go make dinner.
I am hungry.
It's hot.
I wanna go eat some water.
Sit in front of the air conditioning for five minutes and
make some dinner but uh yeah uh yo boys thanks for watching thanks for hanging out appreciate uh appreciate everything.
I don't know if we had any resubs today? I think we had a few, but I appreciate the
subs, the follows, all that shit.
And I appreciate you guys just hanging out and
watching the stream.
You know, just chilling with me. Thank you so much.
I hope you guys had a good time.
I'll be back tomorrow at the same time as always.
You know where to find me.
Uh, you can follow my socials so that I get updates on stuff that I'm doing.
I need to update them a little better
but I've been- I've to update them a little better, but I've been
pretty good
about updating...
Like,
I actually
have a TikTok
that I've been
doing.
TikTok,
Facebook, Twitter, Instagram twitter instagram discord all that but yeah
i will see you guys tomorrow and if i don't say tomorrow i hope you have a good rest of your week
thanks for watching guys have a good rest of your week thanks for watching guys have a good one bye-bye later dudes