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Oh I'm trying to care.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Thirty seconds until minions spawn.
I have the best intentions! Mingus has spawned. Hold on. Oh my goodness. I'll give you the chance of time-lapse! so oh so so so um has been slain Haha!
You win that? No, it's flash. He just flashes on me.
There's no way we win nuts. Even if I dodge W, it's too hard.
Oh shit! Wait, why did Mirio go mad? The wave's in a really bad spot.
We got really lucky...
Did they froze that? Oh my god, I wouldn't have been able to play the game
for like fucking 10 minutes man that would have sucked An ally has been slain.
This guy really gonna do this, huh?
I really need him to go.
The enemy has been slain
i can't really farm.
Smoke!
That Melio roaming down makes it so that I can't know what i'm watching but this is not it guys.
You can't fight that bro.
No you people are dumb as shit, no you guys are dumb.
Like we're trying to fight in a minion wave
nah these people are really stupid
like i can tell they're stupid just by like what's happening here Oh Oh.
Ha! We're in flames by the Melio,
with three deaths who doesn't understand how the game works.
... With three deaths, who doesn't understand how the game works?
Fun.
He roamed mid on a bad wave timer and then he is now flaming because he doesn't actually understand that we can't fight
people. We can't fight them in that big ass wave,
because if Zin shows up which he did by the way uh we just straight up lose which we did The enemy bot lane is kind of trolling just as bad as my bot lane is though.
I think we're chilling.
Enemy Nautilus is also griefing it. oh lord they're just perm fighting aren't they
jeez got him
this game is wild man It's just like, the teammates just wanting to perm fight.
It's wild.
My Viego and
the enemy both have their fucking...
All their camps up.
Okay. so so
i don't know how i'm supposed to help that guy, to be honest with you.
How what? How did you get caught it's just one of them support diffs I'm gonna go ahead and deafen
there's no reason to talk
to toxic low elo players
they're just idiots
if you're not chow, I don't care about your opinion. It is what it is. so Because, I mean, look at the difference in skill between this Nautilus and this Melio.
Melios just inting top lane.
Six death Melio,
never going bot,
never queuing Monatilus engage.
I mean it is what it is. This is probably just a loss.
It's Sunday in the afternoon, so
all the people who play two games a week are
going to be playing today. So basically every
game is going to be a shit show whether we...
This is what happens on Sundays. You either auto win the game or you ought to lose
the game based on your supports because every support player below challenger is dog like
they're not of us a too but he's a Nautilus.
So it takes less effort to be dogshit, you know?
Wait, my support has a 46% win rate. He's negative 27 games
Like literally 27. Holy shit! Dude, I would just quit League if I had a negative win rate 27 game deficit.
I ain't gonna lie,
I would just fucking quit.
Like that just means you peaked.
You peaked a long time ago. Yeah. so Masters players, try not to be bad at the league for one day challenge fails I'm wearing lots of belts.
For no reason at all.
And to me is godlike. I'm going to go with the so now I think another really big issue in this game is we have two Chinese players are always too poorly on your team. They usually duo and they just run it down every game. And everyone is on the slope.
And the enemy is all mine!
I really need a new gun, but don't tell my everyone.
Noun noun noun mouw mouw mouw I don't know.
It's all good. I've been getting the like first troll game out of the way per day.
There's actually not that many games like this
but you'll get like two or three of these in like a 12-hour session you'll get the like people just completely running it down and griefing you this is like a 12 hour session of games uh my enemy is a legend I mean, it is one of those.
I'm playing the weakest early game role
and all my lanes lost
so we just auto-lose the game.
It is what it is.
If you play AD
and everybody's bad on your team it hits an auto-loss no matter what.
You need like one person to play around.
But I mean yeah, the dooms... is is so War in Hithikam has been destroyed. me is an enemy is legendary I played mid yesterday?
Holy moly, I was dunking on master mid laners master mid laners are really bad
i figured that out yesterday like they have no understanding of how to like play the lane phase... That was an awkward game because our Brand was playing first time Brand, Jungler first
time Viego and Mirio first time milio
so we had three people playing first-time champs and they all did the worst on the team
yeah oh well you can use what it is Oh well.
It is what it is. Okay. Welcome to the League of Draven.
LFG Yo, Ducky. Thank you for the 30 months man welcome back. you what's up, bro?. okay.......... You want to get by. Well, well, well...... so so Welcome to Summoner's Tale. Okay.
Cool.
I'm going to go back and check if there's any more enemies around here. one did you know what's crazy?
I swear to God
support mains
if they were to just be willing
to pick Nautilus and like Blitz
and all that shit every game Like Rel, Nautilus and Blitz every game, like Rell, Nautilus, Blitz, Leona. They would inflate themselves so high by simply saying I'm going to pick XYZ champ. And I'm just going to go in.
Because Nautilus is 10 times easier
to play than Lulu, right?
Because all you have to do is, like, go in.
Where it's like, ooh, you have to poke a bit. You gotta do, like, special
shit.
It's really interesting.
Okay. wait Oops. so And we pushed it a little tiny bit too fast.
Because now we have this like weird awkward little, right in front of our turret type thing.
It's not too bad.
I mean, anonymous is like really fucking low right now.
We need a ward though so i don't think he could buy anything. Maybe a longsword?
Maybe boots?
Like that's like a really awkward ass bat timer for him.
Oh we can just kill this guy. so hmm
i mean that's so awkward because I don't know why she is forcing a fight like that after she missed her Q.
Dude, I'm telling you... This elo is hilarious because we're not a flash, whiff's Q. But we didn't need to do that.
Just go!
Like, why is my Chinese Hecarim scared?
Just go in.
Jesus Christ, bro.
But yeah, I think one of the biggest things that a lot of people struggle with in League
is knowing that you don't have to commit
to a fight. If you chunk somebody
out,
right? You can just let
them sit chunked.
You don't have to kill them.
Because if you're taking damage to give
them damage... Like, if you take
zero damage and they get chunked at 20%,
it's better to not take any more
damage and just let them sit at 20%
than to try and trade your entire HP bar
for another 10%.
Like, if you're trading
60% of your HP for 10%.
It doesn't make any sense to me.
Because then now what?
You're...
He's at 10%, sure but now you're at what?
You were full and now you're not?
It's just really bad
because then anything happens, and now
you can't play the game.
Wait, he just hooked me through that minion by the way. That's actually insane!
Like THROUGH a minion I got hooked.
I'm not even memeing. Through the minion!
But you all saw that, it was like I was in front of the minion, boom hooked.
This guy's gonna get W'd by Jhin.
This is wild, dude!
I'm just going to pay him Nautilus, to be honest with you.
I think Nautilus is my perm band from now on. Not because this- like,
Nautilus is good but because he's too easy and my teammates will never pick him.
He makes the lane too hard for like...
Like if I get a Renata or something who doesn't know how to use her Q to throw Nautilus away. It's too hard! And I can't do anything in the lane because
I'm support gapped from start to finish and it's really, really hard.
At least I can use this as a learning
experience on what to ban and what to pick.
Which i think is really useful, honestly.
I think if you have somebody who's not good at the game
banning something that's like... so Like, what am I watching?
Why did she wait to R?
What? Why did she wait to R? If that guy had just used his R immediately, by the way, he would have insta-killed that guy and saved Renata.
Hold on, let me see what this guy plays.
There's no way this guy names Renata so i want to go see what he plays whatever
i'm just curious
i guess uh my camille refuses the lane top, which is going to be a little rough. Because there's no way she can win versus Jhin.
Nautilus.
Like, what am I watching right now?
Like, what is my Renata doing?
Why is she just like
not standing with me?
You can't just go roam around,
man.
Your support, do your job.
I know it sucks, but that's the role you
chose. You chose to play support your role is designed
to stand with a teammate and help them do their thing that is your entire role, okay?
Like look at where you are right now Mr Mr. Renata. Why are you again split?
Man, one person is gonna ruin every game today aren't they?
Like this Camille couldn't just go even in lane?
It's too hard.
What the fuck? Why was my W what the
why was my w not given to me by miss renata
oh my Oh my fucking god, dude. Support players are not real people. Nope, he's first timing Renata! I'm looking at it right now...
He is first-timing that champ.
It's weird though, because he plays Leona, he plays Lulu...
...he plays Nautilus.
He plays all of these other champions,
he's just like...
I want to play Renata!
It's okay, we'll still try and win.
I don't know if we can but we'll give it our best support gaps are usually the biggest gaps in the game besides jungle maybe so we'll see if we can do it. so I do not like this choice to try and fight this, by the way.
Because I do not have items. Rampage.
Yeah, I mean I don't know what I'm watching there. We got our item though, not bad. I think we can actually play the game now
We got five plates so
Problem is like our top and our mid both lost five points as well so it's a jungle main.
Damn why are there so many autofills today?
I had like a 35 second queue into triple autofill.
It's kind of wild, actually.
Like I'm actually just surprised that it's crazy! Hmm.
York's above us?
I mean, we can't even fight for this fucking tower.
It's too hard. is so Okay, I do think that we might be able to win this.
Because the enemy team out of lane phase seems kind of bad.
Okay. is I need to go by we're in a good spot though this is actually really good spots well Your turret has been destroyed.
Well, we're in a good spot like personally.
We just gotta keep farming it out. I think they're on rifts.
I can't even really walk up mid right now
because I know they're on rifts.
What? on rifts. It's like if I don't push these
mid waves,
nobody will.
So we have to try, make them contest these mid waves and get another lucky pick or something, we
might be able to play the game. Huge.
Big shutdown.
Push another mid wave
like our goal now is don't die. And farm up items.
Push mid, rotate the fights fights don't die We should get some vision.
We need some vision on dragon.
If I go back right now now I can really only buy
pickaxe so I don't think it's actually worth to go back oh they got my diet
sucks
yeah he's probably dead.
Wait, come here!
Okay we got their ult though that's actually huge
This actually is good. is Wait. I have cancer. I'm just bad.
Oh, my God.
I don't know what to do with you.
You're not going to die.
You're not going to die.
You're not going to die.
You're not going to die.
You're not going to die.
You're not going to die.
You're not going to die.
You're not going to die.
You're not going to die. You're not going to die. You're not going to die. I have cancer.
I'm just bad.
Oh no...
Fuck, Casio trolled that but I should've backed off.
So when Casio caught them here we should have kept chasing?
No guys, we can win! Trust me!
I just spent my gold! Please
let me try!
Like, I carry this. I carry this game. Trusts.
You guys didn't sit
in queue just to not play the game.
I don't know how to portray to them that I will carry this.
Guys, it's three dragons. We haven't even lost.
Let your Jinx play the game.
I'm begging you, man. Dude, what am I watching?
Couldn't get...I couldn't auto the other guy.
Actually maybe I could have.
I don't know carry this game.
I have carried so much worse than this.
It's just that our team for some reason doesn't understand that we can win Let's fucking go, baby. I think I actually need Lord Dom's before PD, which is gonna feel really bad Baron that you cannot do.
But you just can't do that guys. I think we can actually get the Scuttle Crab though.
They can't duo it, so... so Okay, I got more doms.
Just let me go buy.
I'm three item Jinx.
We're back in the game guys. Hold on. is wild my team is trying to be burned right now But I actually don't think the enemy team knows. no key Fuck, man.
What was this?
What's our team doing top?
What is this?
Whatever. We got Baron,
but the problem was that after we got Baron
they fucking triple went in on us.
And we needed
these two to not be top
side.
It's okay. It's no big deal.
I just need Renata to actually sit on top of me, personally. Like only me.
Because like I'm all over our damage right now, right? Your cut has been destroyed. Giving this dragon doesn't matter too much.
Chemtac Drake is worthless.
We should just play for using Baron on our two players.
I mean, I can try and steal this but I think Kem should be dying for it bro. play with me guys
it's a team game let's fucking teamwork this bitch like I'm so fucking strong.
Like, I got literally jumped on by all four people or three people and i almost killed three of them instantly
we don't need to fight, man.
Our Camille was in base so I just chill you know?
Now we can engage on the mid.
Because Kayn is top, so now we can actually fight.
Okay. um so slain I'm going to save the game. Based.
Good job, man.
Whew! um so so barely helps.
I don't think it's that they're not trying to help.
I think it's just that they are really far behind.
Like, um...
I'm not actually behind.
I'm very far ahead, right?
Like, I'm the only one on the team who is far ahead, so
the rest of my team is really far behind. So like it's hard for them to find angles
to be able to play that's why I told, that's why i said they need to play with me because
because I'm so far ahead we can win the game off of just playing with me, specifically.
But like...
You see how Camille didn't want to do that for two seconds?
Like I go to spend 3,000 gold.
Camille's like, I need to sideline here but it's like you don't.
League of Legends is a game about teamwork and playing as a team.
People don't want to do that in league most of the time.
Like league... A lot of times people just wanna do their own thing
And they wanna be the main character.
Hecarim wants to go in and try 1v5
and look cool.
Cassio wants to get that epic
fucking anime moment where she
ults four people, but a lot of the time
you can't just do that sometimes in games, you know? so so Dammit.
Okay, grab the wave! Grab the wave!
Wave! Get the wave grab the waves wave get the wave
Oh she's not gonna get the wave
She should just go tank that wave so they can't push
Dude you see how hard
this game is though? I'm like...
The biggest
problem is that our teammates
don't know how to play around their fed
AD because a lot of the time in like anything below like challenger sadly
at least in north america people don't know how to play around and fed carries
because like they only know how to carry themselves.
They don't know how to play with somebody
carrying.
I need
70 gold for my GA.
If they take all the gold, I'm not gonna be able to get a GA before this fight.
What am i watching? What is this?
Okay... Okay.
Okay.
So before the biggest two fights of the game, Dragon and Baron...
My Hecarim decided to go in.
That's not feeling good.
Steal it, steal it, steal it!
Oh, it was so close!
Okay. Guys, you guys can't fight that. You're not strong enough.
Well this doesn't feel good.
I just got fucking one-shot by a Ryze.
My team decided to troll at Elder instead of play with me for the 15th time
and it's always the guys with the fucking Korean-Chinese names that AFK and troll. Always.
Region lock NA, everything is fixed. You region lock NA, our region is fixed. Capital F.
I'm saying it. Region lock NA, all of our troubles are over.
Like, it's disgusting that I have to play with people like this, Hecarim and all these players every other game. Okay. I'm just going to dodge them.
No,
I'm not adding to flame.
I'm just adding to dodge.
I don't want to play with any of those people.
Like, it's just painful man.
I play WoW every game and it doesn't matter because AD carries a dogshit role if you don't have a teammate.
Ugh that's so frustrating.
Oh well, we go again.
I'll eventually get into winner's queue and I'll get good supports
And win every single game
Because I'm playing well every game
And that means that
I deserve to win,
which means that if I continue
to play this well,
I will climb very easily.
I won't report these people, though.
If they int this hard sometimes,
I guarantee they int a lot. I don't know man.
I was winning almost every mid game yesterday
and now I'm losing almost every AD game.
I swear mid is the cheat code.
Because in mid...
All you have to do in mid
is literally win your lane
and then you just rotate around the map
and you auto-win everybody else's lane it's such
an easy role. It's not complicated to do region lock.
It's really simple, right? Just doesn't want to do it because ana is a dead server
i'd say 30 to 40 percent of na high elo is other regions like above master tier i would make
a wager that 30 of all players playing about masters in a are from china korea or you
so like riot doesn't want to embarrass themselves by admitting that their region's trash
so they just let it like China is region locked.
You can't play in China unless you're in China or use a VPN
Korea, region locked. You can't play in Korea unless you're
in Korea or you use a VPN.
So I don't know why
we can't just region lock NA so they can't come play in our region.
It's stupid.
Because... because every single game with one of like somebody from cn or somebody from kr every single game is just a fucking fiesta of a dog shit shit show.
It's so frustrating, man... I don't know, man.
I've been playing so good.
I gotta be real, man.
It feels so bad to play well and lose games.
Like, I know
that if I keep playing well,
I'll win games.
Like, I'll go on a win streak
because that's just how
the game is made.
Like, you can lose
five games in a row
playing well.
And it doesn't mean you did anything wrong and it's just League of Legends.
But God, it's so frustrating, man. I mean, I think I fixed my mic. It should be better. So,.. you you..... I'm trying to reverse psychology this guy...... Don't expect to win this, says my way.
I think a lot of these League of Legends players need punched in the face.
I genuinely mean that, by the way.
These people need to be hit in the face IRL.
Not hard enough to do permanent damage, but like a slap.
You know? Not even a punch, just a slap.
Like these people need to be slapped in the face.
You know like when kids get really...
you know when you get like uh, kids get really ego-y and they
get really confident but they're,
like, unfounded confidence.
And then you have, like,
that one kid who's bigger than all the other kids
and then he just, like,
punches one kid in the face
one day and everybody's like,
oh, maybe I'm not a badass.
Like, we need...
All of these kids need to be bullied or beat up
at some point in their lives.
That sounds mean
but they need to learn respect
is what I'm saying.
It's so crazy how
disrespectful every one of these children
are. They need to be put in their place.
I mean, now my Hway is quite literally running it down mid because Thresh took his pick so that he's running into the enemy team this what I mean like this guy needs to be punched in the face.
Like, he's just trying to act
like a hard-ass on League of Legends.
Like, oh, I'm gonna run it down and feel like
I have power.
Like, motherfucker, you should lose
your front teeth.
Like, I know that sounds mean, but
they're
your baby teeth anyway. They'll grow back it's harsh it's not harsh man It's not harsh, man.
It's a life lesson.
Okay. is your coin for By the way, you know that was fucking clean. uh And ezreal is victorious Oh if he had hooked him sooner I would have killed that guy actually.
Auto-M! Thank you.
Maybe his hook was down.
It definitely could've been down...I don't know.
He missed E? Yeah, he did but...
Well, he should have E'd the engage for sure.
Like if he E'd the Zen-E, we would've killed the Zen too. But I mean, I can't control him right so it is with us I stand by it though.
Like I know it sounds mean to say that man, but like if you don't get your ass kicked
at some point when you're a kid...
It's just-
It's like a canon moment in life.
You need to be put in your place.
I think humans by nature
just have ego.
And there needs to be
a moment in your life
where somebody puts you in your place
like it just it needs to happen Bro, just go in.
Like what am I? What are we doing here? thank you so oh me i'm wrong, though!
Tell me you actively think
like we should just let kids
feel like they
can do whatever they want
with no repercussions.
I think that that's a terrible fucking way to raise anybody.
Like, then you get like spoiled brat
retards who are like
essentially just an enemy they're untouchable What the fuck? so so bam I mean, okay.
Maybe the teeth was too far
but like
I still think
kids need to be bullied
not to the extent
of like physical trauma
but like they need to be bullied physically Not to the extent of physical trauma,
but they need to be bullied
to drop an ego.
Some sort of bullying that's not lifelong trauma
But say some kid thinks he's tougher than he is the bigger kid
needs to like push him down and it used to like scrape his knee I'm not looking for it, but I always find something.
Like something has to happen you know?
These people are like...
Oh man its rough. you know because like these people are like oh man it's rough I'm going saying somebody should get
actually hurt. But yeah,
I think that people need to learn actions have
consequences type shit.
Because it's so
annoying man.
Like, I gotta tell you... Like, I know this is me ranting
like a baby right now,
but, like, dude...
Playing, like,
a video game as your job,
you see so many, like,
dipshit-ass fucking morons right dude they like i know that like
i was a fucking douchebag when i was a kid too i get it it's like the cycle of life but jesus man Where's Thrashton? that was a uh that was a warning shot
i missed the ward, by the way.
Yeah, yeah, I heard about the doctor disrespect things. I don't want to assume it's real or not real man.
Wait why aren't we just diving that guy?
Because I know people can say stuff.
... Like, people can just say shit, you know?
Like the internet is a place where people can say whatever the fuck they want. And for some reason it's like backwards.
The internet is backwards to the point where it's like...
People can say anything they want and then
person who gets accused of shit has
to prove themselves
innocent.
It's a wild
fucking thing.
Like, somebody would be like, oh, I saw this guy murder
a baby. And you're like,
what?
How dare he murder babies?
He's like, what do you mean?
... you murder babies? He's like, what do you mean? And Relax. I have blinded the teleport phone. Didn't he not deny it?
I mean, I don't know man!
I can tell you my receipt. My accountant is way too good at his job. I don't deny that I'm 6'5".
Does that mean I'm 6'5"?
... Like it's just dumb fucking shit, you know?
Not denying something is not proof that
it happened. That's just like- or that it exists. oh
dude this is actually so hard for me to play Guys Team guys team I'm in. I have like a, I mean
I've been around the internet for a long time so
I have a really specific
view of stuff like that where it's like
I really don't like
believing shit is true or false without proof.
Because i've had a lot of people say shit about me that's not true, and people just believe it. I've had that happen a lot. um has been slain
cool guys never look back at explosions What I'm saying is, like
I just hate
The bandwagon nonsense
Of this must be true
Because people are saying it's true. They don't have
proof but like, this guy, you know, trust
this guy. He knows
and I'm like, what does he know? Like,
what do you mean?
Like, I feel like I'm going back in the Stone Age.
Imagine this, I want you guys to imagine something for a second. We live in the most
technological age of the world has ever seen and people are
believing word-of-mouth nonsense over, like...
You have the literal ability to go check shit.
And people will still just believe what some random idiot says.
Like, humans are beyond funny. so I mean, we should get this dragon bro. I don't know why way is not bought but
wayne is still mid i should just uh be bot i'm missing out on a lot of farm here
like if way is not gonna go bought i should stay bought and keep pushing waves
like being mid with her it's worthless I just missed two waves bot for no reason. I mean, I could go top right? That would have been a good choice too is just go topper.
But dragon was up and I didn't want to lose second Drake, so I didn't go top. Oh We should have died this guy and killed the tower.
I don't understand. Stretch is playing way too safe.
I'm two and a half items, bro you can just go in.
Well you are pissing yourself for no reason man.
Dude, I gotta go help the team. They are getting railed man.
My jungler and my top mid are just losing so i gotta go help them a beaten path is a boring path huh blast them so more getting the shutdowns fine so so What the fuck am I watching?
Just leave.
Guys, just leave.
Oh my god... what am I watching man?
Like wha- oh so got you
don't know the rules Holy shit, that was a fight.
Whew! fight
like how do I play better?
I feel like I'm playing out of my mind right now.
Look at what I gotta do!
Look at what I have to do to win a game.
Look at this! uh uh so so Huh, God get this!
Easy Rice. If no one tells you something's impossible then it's still possible. Go in!
Go in before he gets
away!
I'm gonna lose my minds how are we not going in here by the way bro what the
fuck Camille use your R key man! so so so so Okay guys, welcome to the stream. We are currently 21 minutes into the game and we almost have max items on Ezreal at 21 minutes,
and the game is still close. There's an unspoken law in Arceus. What am I watching you people do?
Guys, your 21 kill Ezreal isn't there. Can we
play around him just a little bit uh so so Holy shit.
What the absolute fuck?
Oh, yeah, no, let's forfeit man.
No like don't get punched in the mouth please.
Like I really appreciate you guys existing in my games so so Let's go!
Easy! Whatever you were doing.
Woo!
Bro, how hard do I have to carry? You want to know
How hard you have to carry to climb in a low Masters North America
I'm about to show you.
You have to drop
29 kills
and a pentakill
to be able
to climb in this fucking ELO.
Look at this. like are you kidding me, man?
Dude.
I... Oh my god. God. I don't have words for how hard that game was Dude, I haven't been hyped for a game in a while though.
That was fucking fun.
So I had 29 of our 38 kills. I had more damage than my whole team combined but there are two supports so like it's not that big
damn cut down always does good damage.
Like dude...
I want you guys to look at this, man.
Like,
you wanna know why
everybody who and their mother says
low masters is hard to climb in?
I have to go look at this, I'm sorry.
I need to look at the stats of that game. Give me a sec
up So right here we are only up 1k less than that we're up what we're about up or 1.6k gold i have a 4 000 gold lead at 15 minutes on the enemy AD carry.. so I think I misplayed this fight, by the way.
Like, I think I just killed this guy here.
I walked up...
So,
this fight,
I think my camera
was in a bad spot
because I think
I actually just kill
everybody right now
because I even... think i actually just kill everybody right now
because i eat forward right but then i walked back with my team i think i
should have just walked here killed morgue and then i think my camera
was just in a really bad spot. I want to watch this fight. so so Oh my god, that was clean. so nice Nice.
Oh god, what are you guys talking about in chat? Oh, God.
What are you guys talking about in chat? Okay. Jesus.
Get away with too much?
I mean, I don't think people should get away with anything if there's proof.
This is my view on it right?
You can't assume everyone
Is telling the truth about situations
because sometimes people
do lie and then what
sucks though is obviously the people who are lying about stuff ruin it for the people
who are telling the truth because then you don't know who to believe.
That's why like you have to have some sort of like proof, which is the entire point of like a system in place that
checks and balances shit.. okay. Dude, I don't want to play an Ezreal game because my hand hurts.
That last Ez game, bro? It made my hand hurts. That last Es game, bro?
It made my wrist hurt. Okay. What's it go baby? All right, what do we think?
It's Pantheon support, right?
It has to be. okay Nevermind. It's not all a support?
Okay then.
This Karma should go heal!... you you I'm going to go ahead and play this one.
Oh, I played against this Hecarim last night
he griefed me
This Hecarim literally to me. The sacrum literally
AFK'd after, like,
I got him a lead.
He stopped trying
to win
because he got mad
at our teammate.
I only remember because
I specifically was fed
out of my fucking mind.
I was, like, fed on
Malzahar and i kept like flash ulting the enemy carry
and my hecarim would intentionally alt backwards for funnies that's why I remember this douchebag. I mean, think about this man.
I played three games today right? Two of the games my team was raging at each other in champ select so And my boots are not waterproof fantastic We should have been further up.
Like, you see how Jin
should not be allowed to be where he is right now by the way What am I watching happen here So Hecarim could level 3 gank bot if he wants to, by the way. So that's why I'm not taking too many extended trades right now.
Just like small little trades are probably the best thing to do because we don't know where Hecarim is
I Pretty sure if Hecarim was gonna gank bot, he would have already done it It's back. We got our Jack of Trades.
Alright. We got the juice going, we got the Jack of All right.
We got the juice going, we got the Jack of Trades locked in,
the boots, the tear... I'm in my element, my evil.
Life is good.
Hey there, gauntlet how you doing I'm so dead. Oh, I had that!
Dude no joke.
I had that.
If I weaved a little bit better...
Oh, I had that kill
whatever we got one here's what it is so if i don't know the rules We need to push one more wave. is a lucky shot Christmas wave, do dragon? I want to go back but this is such a good dragon timer. Like there's no reason not to do dry care.
I'm gonna be a little bit off tempo though, which is going to suck.
I might miss a wave. My accountant is way too good at his job. can't prove first
but yeah
so uh
in ending
I think
unless
people can like prove what they're saying about the doc, I am gonna choose to not care. care Sounds dangerous.
I'm in.
Hmm.
I almost think
I should hard shove
the Swaven because I didn't put a ward down and try bush.
And I think Nautilus is flanking behind me and trying right now?
Oh no he's there okay wait that's not guy level 3? uh so Oh, if I went into that Q by the way,
I'd kill that guy. That's my new idea.
Hmm... Like, highkey I would've killed that guy if I went into that queue.
... An enemy has been slain. I am almost positive Hecarim is behind us. I can't go in on that, man.
Oh, Hecarim is mid.
I was almost positive but I was wrong.
Really?
REALLY?! REALLY?! really
really really i didn't have the mana to kill that guy three
sad re yeah i don't know what car Sadri.
Yeah, I don't know what Karma was doing though.
She should have RW'd if she was going to take the fight but it is what it is.
Because like there's no value in taking a fight
like that unless she's gonna uh rw the nautilus walk past him and kill
the other guy
dude i swear why did they not ban nautilus i Dude, I swear
Why did they not ban Nautilus?
I said I was just gonna spam only ban
Nautilus from now on
Because he's the easiest champ
In the game and even when he's like not doing well
he still creates this like unwalkable wall of like
dipshittery where if your teammate doesn't know how to play around it, they will just die.
This guy has five deaths.
He's level 5 at fucking 10 minutes and it still feels hard to play uh versus natalus I mean, if you're gonna stand there and soak the turret gold...
At least hit the turret gold,
at least hit the turret with me. Okay. Oh, we're Oh
See Hecarim
Yeah, I don't know why we're not going for dragon, but okay. We should be stacking drakes My Yi's top for some reason.
Because Hecarim is bot, so we can't play the game.
Because Nautilus has R, so...
Oh, okay.
Okay! I should have flashed. That's my bad.
I knew he was on Drake and I knew...
So if you're wondering why I int there i assumed something that i should not
have assumed since my bed
basically it's just my bad because i we win that if karma plays correct but she
didn't and because of that
we lose. So I shouldn't have assumed that.
That's 100% my bad.
I don't know why Yi went topside though.
That's like the most cringe shit ever.
We should be permanently playing bot.
We have a fed bot lane, your job as
the jungler is to not go anywhere
near the enemy
team who's losing their
lanes. You permanently
stand on your winning lane then when you're winning lane wins they take the turret right
no like honestly though not all those players are the dumbest fucks in the world.
He just queued on me 1v2 and took half his HP... err, 1v1? Like, why is my karma not here?
Guys.
Like what is happening right now Where is my team?
Oh, ye came bot finally it only took him 45 minutes to come back he's like bro bro the am i watching why would you invade this man that was a nice if no one tells you something's impossible then it's still possible so Okay, I see how this Lux is dying.
She didn't even flash.
Like she didn't even try.
We can actually fight this bro but i need the team with me
him
okay Okay.
Or don'ts.
I mean... I think Yi players are lobotomized.
Like, if you're a Yi player in league of legends i fear you have had a lobotomy done
and it's kind of sad
like i genuinely fear lob bottom 8 was your future. Or was your past.
Because like how the absolute fuck can you be this bad
at a champion that literally does no why are you going top bro just alt the way Shut down. no this is cool guys don't worry i can't even play the game, man. so so I I don't know how to play this game.
The enemy support has six deaths, he's mentally retarded and my support is managing to be worse than that guy
because the enemy is playing nautilus and my sports playing karma
and the problem is is karma in lane phase is extremely easy
out of lane karma Karma's actually kinda tough.
So what's happening is that Nautilus is easy period
And my Yi didn't play boss side, so we are in a bit of a pickle.
I just need to get items and then we can win but...
My top and mid are gapped out of their
fucking minds again.
You guys think loser's queue isn't real,
by the way? How come every
single game today, my top
and mid have been gapped every game like tell me if it's not real how is that even a
thing because i'm not even kidding when i say gapped, I'm saying every game they've been
getting railed harder than fucking Kim K in that one video.
This is wild. I don't know the rules, then how can i be breaking them? so Not bad. ready so the only thing that sucks about that is that this lux is the one who got that shutdown
she got two big shutdowns just now. But maybe it's good,
Maybe I need to think about it the other way around right?
Hold on let me do some thinking out loud here.
Lux isn't a very good player
but does Lux actually need to be a good player
To hit R, right? Like if she can land one binding and then hit R
The stronger she is.
Why is my Yi taxing
my main?
Okay, that's fun.
We got Main character syndrome Yi.
Guys...
I really could use some like...
By the way, that Nautilus by the way is like
he only has one person with him.
Oh my god! Welcome to the League of Draven. What's up Jera hope you been doing good I haven't been able to watch in a while. Hmm.
Yo, what's up Imagine? They give it a 104 month resub!
My man!
Seriously, thank you so much, man.
Can we get some warts or nah?
Guys, we can't just let them do Baron. and Thanks for watching! so Okay. okay
okay
wait no go in oh my god Why did I just watch my lux be scared to auto that fucking jinn
Oh We can fight this, by the way. Only Nautilus and Hecarim are alive.
Like, are you gonna go ye like what am i watching man so so We have to push this wave. yeah
yeah Man, I really wish this Lux wasn't just ARAMing with me. It's not a fun feeling.
Okay, we have three items. We have Grudge.
I could actually
get Frozen Heart next
if I...
I think I can.
I think it's a Frozen Heart angle
because
it'll help me survive against the full lethality hecarim Wait, they're making a mistake starting Baron. an enemy has been slain I thought it was How did I just miss that Q on red? We cannot give him this next dragon though. Guys, I'm pretty fed. We can walk up and fight, let's go.
Can't stop too, this is perfect. Let's go!
Okay we gotta be careful of Pantheon ulting from behind with Kayle flank. so yes Dude, if I didn't get hit by that last fourth shot...
I was trying to get somebody to help me like why is
dude why do people not help each other? That makes me so frustrated. The last fourth shot by the way I actually would have killed them all
So my Yi has mental like he's mentally retarded
That's our special friend kyle
he's got brain damage but it's okay we like to make him feel like he matters your turret has been destroyed your impivita has been destroyed
i mean get in there okay what we're gonna have to do here is
we have to kill them before they can do Baron or dragon I don't know if we can though cuz yeah there's some
brain damage happening
okay there's a lot of brain damage happening both my solos just went like okay Okay.
This is what it feels like to have a Master Yi in a video game designed around having teammates.
Like, what am I watching? I need to be the main character guys
i'm a master speaking
hey i'm main character this is what i mean you should not be able to lock in carry champions
in every role if there's already
x-carry champions in the game so so I can't keep playing with retards in solo lanes.
I'm going to play mid.
I can't do it, guys.
I cannot keep playing with bad players and solos.
I apologize.
I can't do it.
It is not fun for me.
Every single solo lane today has entered every single one has ran it down ad carry running it down doesn't matter it's's actually the worst role until GM.
When you hit Grandmaster,
AD carries running it down is important.
Pre-Grandmaster,
AD carry is the most worthless
role in the game.
It does not matter
because everybody's a retard.
Once you have GM,
AD carry is the best role in the game by a mile.
Pre-GM? AD Carry shouldn't even be playing............ Do I play to win this game, or do I play for fun?
Hey.
None of you have ever been chow. No speaky. Yes, yes. Okay.. I stand by this, man.
Typing should not be allowed in League
unless you're in high elo.
...
...
... like genuinely
unless you're in challenger, typing is worthless man.
Actually though like none of these players know what they are typing.
I'm going to have this guy face me today. Like dude, tell me Loser's Q isn't real. Look at this.
But dude just oh my god.
I'm so sorry. Like dude, just...
Oh my god it's fucking miserable playing in low masters.
Low Masters? I'm not even kidding you!
I would rather
i think it might be less shitty to be addicted
to meth hot take and i'm just going to say this.
I think being addicted to meth
and quitting meth
feels better
going through that entire process
the withdrawals, everything
than three games in low masters.
I would rather go through struggling to quit meth
than play in low masters.
Actually.
I'm not so easy to get out of your system.
It'd be horrible? You've never played in the World Masters either!
Does it ever seem like I'm having fun? Just a taint. Guys,
when do I have the most fun?
It's usually when I get into
the higher elo games.
That's when you guys notice
that sometimes I'm always having
the most fun.
When I get into a game that's like,
I have a good support, it's higher EVO,
the game's close.
That's because
the games feel more fun to me
when I'm not playing with like humans who i feel like somehow won this
for more by cheating like if you could cheat as a Sperm...
I genuinely believe these people did it.
Right? Like they pushed the other
sperm somehow
out of the way
and cheated to become the one born.
But maybe that's just like good competitiveness, you know?
Like maybe they just won the race. That guy just used his E backwards to dodge my fucking... so to handle things i need to go buy a tear Oh my god, I'm bad. I do need to go start stacking my tier ASAP though.
Okay, I almost want to push this
wave in and then immediately go back.
But I'm like gapping the shit
out of his Sylas right now.
Okay. I'm like gapping the shit out of his Sylas right now.
That hit me? Okay, I'm just dead.
Dude! That E...
You guys saw that right?
There to the-
I'm not gonna lie.
I've been vanquished
straight up. Did not think that was going to hit
because I would have played
this facing different.
Whatever,
I'm bad. I should backed a long long time ago though so so Was that a Malphite triple kill I like how he immediately gave the shutdown to the Gragas by the way. He gets a triple instead of backing he's like how can I throw this immediately?
Not even mad that's just fucking funny. Yo, Sylas is right here boys.
Let's be a little bit careful.
Oh, I pinged.
Mr. Malfoy didn't turn his brain activity up because there's not really...
We watched him walk over a ward
Literally, he walked over a ward to go top What the fuck am I watching, man? why is janna here huh Huh.
Dude, I actually totally 1v3'd. If I didn't...
Uh, I thought the Sylas was gonna die
so I was trying to reposition.
Oh, maybe that was my bad.
I was trying to reposition as the Sylas died.
Right? But then the Janna shielded him at like
the last second it kind of to me
on a good note uh vi has no ult though. That's huge. so If I have no ult, it's big for me being able to actually fight this guy mid. so Dude, why is this Sylas just perma roaming?
The fuck am i watching so If you don't control this guy's been getting one cs from every wave because he's using Q to farm.
Okay, I'm a little scared that Vi is.
Like, I want to punish this guy and not't just want to give him free farm but
i said i don't she's definitely top right now.
I think we actually play for these grubs. She is a good pick. she is yep Oh my god.
Am I the goaded Cass or what?
Dude, I am
GOADED on Cass!
... Pass. What is this? He's got TP'd on. Fuck, he pushed her into me and then I fucked up!
No!
Okay. I'm not going gonna lie to you.
I might have messed that up.
I played it well into Silas,
then I queued
air...
Like, I fucked up? I queued literal
air, then
ooh, i'm sad
and then the hecarim pushed the guy into me thinking i would be able to kill him like i don't even blame him really
now one thing I do question a little bit though is why the ever living fuck is my bot lane losing with Janna perma roaming when they're playing illusion nami
listen i'm not trying to be mean to you guys okay i get it you know sometimes bad games happen that is a that is a lane you should never lose though. When the enemy
Is sitting under your turret. Wait! Like, I'm gonna lose it man.
Maybe that was my fault, I just couldn't do anything...
I think what needed to happen was we needed to, um...
Damn. Maybe I fucked up.
I think we needed to- When I got
ulted, I needed to ult the Sylas.
I tried W'ing the Sylas when I got ulted
right? To stop him from dashing
but I think Nami
didn't bubble... Actually, I do think
she bubbled him maybe.
I don't know. Maybe she missed.
I don't know. I'd have to go rewatch the fight.
This is a hard game for me because I'm getting 3-4 people mid
the whole game.
Like, I'm unironically
getting fucking...
Like, I have the entire enemy
team in my lane the whole game.
Except for Gragas but...
Ooh! This is a rough one.
Like... Honestly, though, I deserve this because
I said that every one of my solo lanes runs it down every game
and my mouth is running it down like he's bad right like he started the game with a triple kill
and he still got on this game, so like...
You know, he is actually still keeping up with what I was saying. uh but my bot lane is now running it down too Damn. We should get, uh... at least get reffed. yo you guys should help that guy do breath like I don't know what you guys
are doing they go help your homie.
My fucking watching right now. I'm watching this happen.
I went bot for one second, and you guys wait until I leave. Like I...
The fuck man? I go bot for literally two seconds, like that bot.
And the homies literally wait until i leave to try and play the game Dude, I am not even kidding right now when I say this.
Loser's Q might be the most unbearable thing to play with that has ever existed in legal
items your teammates will have the worst games of their lives.
If you don't control it... Look, they can be good players. so so Like, how am I doing all of this by myself? team
why do i have to be faker man has been destroyed Wait, dude. I get ulted by Vi. Then I juke three spells from Sylas. Right? Let just go over this for a second.
Get ulted by Vi, survive it,
flash the ulti into my tower.
Juke three spells point blank from Sylas
After being Violeted
Weave in
A fuck ton of damage on their carries
While I'm juking fucking three people in Santa Claus trying
to fuck me in the ass. one
your turret has been Dude, how are you guys dying? How are you people dying right now?
Like, we got dragon, right?
Why are we dying?
Okay. okay i have my seraphs finished we got rabbis for kiting we got leandry's for damage. Next, I probably just need
a magic pen, right?
Because they have a bunch of mark threads
like they should let me side lane but my illusion is too stupid to come in Bro, I'm three items! Play the game! Why am I just...
Okay.
Like, what is happening here?
What's going on?! Heck has ulti! Nami waves nothing.
Losers queue, losers Q.
Retard is shit through to do.
They do not know what to do.
Big ass fat L losers Q. Losers queue.
They seem to not know what to do. Abadamee fucks ootie doo! Like Vi just walks at me every teamfight.
I'm the only person Vi focuses, right?
Why do i get no help?
Guys like just walk in and help me out Why do I get no help?
Guys, just walk in and help your teammate.
I don't get it.
Like why is my Nami scared?
She's not going gonna hold you bro like look at this guy he's literally like solo trying to kill me up here
dude it fucking sucks that I didn't get the shutdown there.
Lucian got it man my fucking Serpents Fang Lucian got the shutdown.
Why does a guy have a Serpent's Fang?
What?!
Yo, in what world are we Serpents fang bro? Like who shields? Their Vi is dead. Can we fight this or no?
I guess not.
I guess we don't want to Hecarim ult in.
Their Vi is not here? Nah, we can't go in on that.
Like why is my Hecarim not ulting?
Dude, I'm'm gonna lose my mind
why are you guys not going in?
Okay, seriously guys.
... so so How are you people this retarded?
Like, dude.
I can't even play, by the way, because we have zero wards anywhere. God man! god man Like come on! my nami lucian lost the lane while having zero jungle pressure bot no i have no
i have tp let me bot retard turn brain on Why are you guys fighting? Why?
Oh my god, why?
Like, WHY?! You're fighting over what, RED?!
Awwww...
Come the f- oh come the fuck on man so I mean, I cleared the waves but I don't know if it'll be enough to buy.
I bought time by clearing the waves.
Right? That's all
I was trying to do was buy time and clear waves.
Come on! Hit them bro! Use your auto attacks man!
My AD carry might have cancer He might have other bottom me.
You never know.
All masters are trash.
Like I genuinely think these people are fucking lobotomized retards.
Hey...
Please quit the game.
Heck.
Lucian. Nami.
And Mouth.
You may...
Be a lobotomy human
my illusion to 12k damage as a lucian i don't know, man.
I'm up 55 CS
three plates
roamed top
roamed bot
got a dragon
did everything
1v2'd them mid
three times
I 1v2'd them
my fucking bot lane still loses top lanes the mid three times I 1v2'd them.
My fucking bot lane still loses, top lane still loses, jungle
retard.
Like how do you people enjoy the game
when you can't even enjoy playing the game yourself I remember back when League didn't have an algorithm designed to keep you 50% win rate.
Back in the good old days,
When your skill was actually important.
Now it's just, if you get the algorithm You have to go on a different account
It's so fucking cringe, man.. I mean, I don't know what to do dude. It's just impossible.
You win mid you lose. You win bot you lose. Maybe I just have to be a jungler.
Like watching like somehow I'm in the same elo as this Hecarim...
It makes me realize that like the world is cruel
yo. No, you didn't.................... I don't know, man.
Oh, the enemy has the fucking retard.
This is the Lucian from last game by
the way
oh my god
i'm gonna sweat harder than
I've sweat in fucking
five years.
You stupid little fuck.
You run it down in my game and then I have to go versus you now? Oh, I'm gonna take your fucking LP. to summoner's rift.
30 seconds until minion spawn. I'm telling you straight up
low Masters is the hardest ELO in all of
the game. People don't realize that this
is actually the hardest ELO.
It's not because it's
the players are just better.
It's because the players are like fucking lobotomized humans.
They're like humans with lobotomies and five second attention span. so do you see what I mean?
Like there's just no way. There is no way that I am stuck in fucking
Masters with a Talon
who just did that.
That player is currently
higher MMR than me.
He is higher ELO.
The player with brain damage
who just did that
like this is disgusting! Like, serious question.
Do you think that the way to climb in Masters is unironically just to be as stupid as them?
Like, I don't even know! An ally has been slain.
He has been slain.
I got you covered! okay like talon roams bot on this timer he hasn't even reset yet!
What the fuck am I watching? watching
look at this he just missed his entire wave to hit me twice. What the fuck? so watch this I mean, I don't know what to say this is wild so What, you're gonna try and freeze this yeah do it
dare you yeah that's my thoughts
nice try bro. Now I need to go back mid ASAP.
Because what's gonna happen is
my team is gonna feed this Talon
if I don't go mid.
Like somehow they're going to die.
Boom boom to die. Go collect the bot wave, man. The fuck am I watching? so so Like seriously, tell me I actually deserve to be in the same elo as these people.
Without you being detoxing
because this is crazy man and my mouse wheel is now forked oh my talon's going for his 15th roam of the game i wonder if it'll work this time Don't worry, bot lane died. Like, I don't know.
I don't know what to say man.
20 CS lead.
Two plates full item.
Roamed bot, won him a teamfight.
Full prio mid perma...
Like up a full level.
Like full fucking item...
Push your wave Okay. Shay goes there. Wow, it's crazy! Okay, my Nautilus is for whatever reason over there. Okay.
Dude, what the fuck is happening right now?
I can't even push because
I'm just gonna die to fucking Shaco.
And this guy has ulti.
Like yeah, can you kill this guy man?
Like please?
Like how is this allowed? How is this allowed?
Do anything! anything Oh my god. I'm literally watching my team ARAM at 10 minutes into the game
guys
you could literally even just take
why not auto the kaisa there oh my god a bandit gunner never turns so don't worry brahma's mid
shaco is also mid.
Roms still mid don't worry guys.
Okay this is fun. Cool.
Like I sure wish my bot lane was taking the bot turret at this point.
That'd be swell.
I sure do wish my bot lane was doing anything.
That'd be sweet, guys.
Oh!
They're gonna die.
Kindred, bro! No! this isn't your play uh
take a breath it's fine You know what?
It's okay.
Take a breath.
We are fine.
Like, sure, these players might have brain damage, but that's
okay.
My teammate still managed to die. Like, that guy still managed to die with me TPing, and then the Kai'Sa inting. so um and Dude, we're gonna get 15 points.
I'm in a game right now where we just got 15 points
that is actually crazy time for some has been
like if i were to explain to you how crazy it is, 15 points is like...
When's the last time you guys saw a game where you had 15 points? so is so so so so I should probably back here actually.
I'm pretty um... and i got 2k An enemy has been slain.
They forfeited! Thank God!
We had to drop 15 points.
A three-level lead for a god, man! Like dude
There's no way
Why do I feel like
I'm in the hyperbolic
fucking time chamber
right now?
It genuinely feels
like it.
Why am I mad? Because I'm playing Wings of Legends! Even when you win, you end it. So, so Dude, you know what the funniest part about this is?
When you look at stats like damage and shit They don't even show you like what you did tell me i'm wrong
like how many games that like the la the only two wins I've had today
I had to drop 30 kills.
Look at this.
I had to literally drop a pentakill
and 30 kills
outdamaging my whole team combined.
And then I had to drop
a perfect game where
I had 9,300
gold at 15 minutes.
Almost three full items,
15 minutes. Anyway, how's your guys weekend going? Do you guys have a good one?
Yous having a good weekend?
I hope so.
Hope you guys are doing well. It's hot? True.
It is really hot in my house.
You are not joking.
Regum is Nice. Good to hear, man.
Glad to hear it Still going to the gym? No, I haven't been to the gym in like two months. once. I've been like doing home workouts and going for walks and shit, but I haven't gone to
the actual gym. People are complaining about Tristana on Reddit.
Well, I mean,
Tristamid is OP.
Okay. Well, I mean Tristamid is OP. Like GigaOP. Trismit is stupidly broken. So, Okay.. I don't think they need to gut Tristana.
They need to... So, Tristana's issue is that
she has counters.
Okay, listen.
Tristana's not OP because
she has no counters and she's insanely broken.
She's OP
because she does have counters,
but the counters that you have to play
to beat Trist mid
make you have a really bad team comp.
Not only does it make you have a bad team comp,
but they can flex Tristana by playing her AD if they want to.
So you're going to have AD mid or AD...
Or you can have Trist mid
or you can have
AD Trist.
And both of them are decent in their own way. But if you play,
If you make a pick for Tristamid
Let's say you pick Cassiopeia
Now you can just get countered Or let's say you pick Mia, now you can just get countered.
Or if you pick Malfite, now you can just get countered.
It is kind of rough.
I did get my ass kicked by some pro player playing Ezreal mid yesterday.
Ez mid is interesting.
Yo, thank you for the two months man! Welcome back! Appreciate the resub! Thanks dude!
Yeah, Ez- Ezmed's a really interesting mid laner.
He's actually surprisingly really good. I think he's surprisingly good because when you play as mid, your build path is really
really really good.
You have a great build path with Esmead and AD items are really strong right now.. I think I'm versus.
I think it's Pantheon, though.
You know what's interesting?
Pantheon versus Trist mid is actually a really good matchup for Tristana.
But you have to space it, right?
Because Pantheon can't actually kill you unless he gets a lead
like if if he jumps on me...
Like, early game especially,
He can't actually kill me.
With bone plating plus...
Yeah. fighting plus um you know what i'm gonna take press the attack Actually, I should probably still take fleet.
Because if it's trend mid, he's never going to fight me.
Yeah let's take fleet because if it's trend mid, he's never gonna fight me
If it's Pantheon mid, he's gonna fight me but the movement speed from Fleet is pretty OP.
Wait, this guy's name is I want go sky. What? what what right yo how many of you guys still play league by the way are you
guys in your phase of life where you're not playing league at the moment,
you are just watching it.
Because I know a lot of people who watch...
I know a lot of people who watch like League streams
don't actually play it themselves very much.
Okay. Because it's like a lot less stressful when you're just watching somebody else play it. You quit League?
Yeah, quitting League is like...
Dude, it's easier to quit Meth than quitting
League of Legends.
Good luck!
Goooood luck! Good luck.
Winners don't duck.
I should ward Wraiths.
This is a weird angle to come from.
Okay, we're chillin'.
... I just missed 3 CS. me so Wait, do they have a remake?
Maybe we should shoot faster. Where the fuck is Karthus?
Oh, there's a remake. Damn. Man! i just. chairs I feel bad.
What happened to our support?
He just got railed by his internet..... Wait. Wait, what is going on in this screenshot I'm looking at?
What is happening on? Hold on.
Are they just lane swapping?
... Are they just lane swapping?
Didn't Riot specifically nerf this?
Or am I wrong?
Like,
I'm positive Riot nerfed this. Yeah. Is lane swapping still being done in pro play?
Like, I swear it's bad.
Like, actually though.
Because whoever is bot lane has the advantage.
Yeah. advantage. Wait, what am I watching?
Wait, Bwipppo is bot lane.
Bucio is bot lane.
Massa is bot lane.
So FBI and this... Like so,
NRG didn't want to play TF vs.
Kassante
So they put
F.B.I. And who he taught So they put FBI
and who he top.
But why is like Doka also
top? Why are we three
manning lanes at level one?
Like what Why are we three manning lanes at level one? Like, what is happening here?
What is going on?
Okay. wait this has to be the most boring meta of all time. Like what?. so Dude, it's quirky.
Do you guys want to know what the team comps in the LCS are right now?
Holy shit.
This is some of the funniest i've seen it's quirky vs trist mid
zyra jungle vs. Diana Jungle, Ezreal Leona and then TF Top vs. Kassante.
Yeah, it's Zyra Jungle versus Diana Jungle.
Corki
versus TristamD, Ezreal AD carry, TF top.
What the fuck is happening in pro play?
What the fuck?!
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. That is- that is WILD!
And my boots are not waterproof. Fantastic. That is wild! Ha.
Get fucked.
Wait, who's the enemy mid?
Wait can ASOL actually stop me from fucking with this guy?
I don't think he can.
Like genuinely, I don't think ASOL can stop me from just hitting this guy. Oh my god, ASOL's 1 HP.
Alright so we get a free Aesol TP.
If I stole the Raptor?
I think if I steal the raptor...
I'm not sure...
I think he still gets level 2.
Do the small ones give you 2?
Or do you have to get
the big one too?
I don't know.
Okay, actually, I actually don't know. so Dude, how crazy is Aesol by the way? uh so Maybe I should back and get my tear.
I wish I had a ward. Is this guy backing?
Oh wow, yeah I guess he's just going back.
He wants to get his tier I guess.
Oh I guess he's not.
The fuck is this? okay um
okay the enemy janna came mid and exhausted me after, like...
Like dude, like...
I'm not trying to be a whining bitch here, okay?
But how in any world am I getting three-manned mid at level fucking two? Or three or whatever.
How is like every one of my lanes not just Astro buttf fuck gapping everybody in the game
like she even exhausted me man
like how is it possible that like you guys just don't
do anything with that.
I'm okay dying there,
but like,
do something with it.
I got
ASOL TP for absolute free.
My shakeout doesn't stop his back ASOL TP for absolute free.
My Shaco doesn't stop his back.
He doesn't invade the Volibear when the Volibear is low. I get the Volibear to half, he doesn't invade.
We're just going even...
And then my bot lane dies to a Seraphine Janeline when they didn't have Exhausts. what so Bro, I really need like...
Oh!
I got Volibear mid again.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie to you boys.
I'm gonna lose my mind one of these times.
Look at this.
Like what the fuck is this?
Like dude! Wait, come on!
Two three-man mids at fucking six minutes?
Please!
Yo what's up JZ?
How am I doing? I'm doing great man.
How are you doing?
I mean, I play League of Legends so like, you know
Great is a subjective term but you know you know other than that like i'm doing great
hope you're doing well I want to be our genius. One of the OGs?
Oh, shit.
You've been here a long time.
Glad to have you back, man.
Even if it's only for today or you just get some free time
glad to see some uh some old names appreciate the support man Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Could I have escaped that?
Push my wave, man.
Like what are you doing?
Push the wave!
Oh come on, man. What in God's name am I watching? is No, that's balanced and fair by the way like what the i guess
i just can't play the game because janna volibear and everybody is in my lane permanently.
Oh, God.
It's so unfun, man.
Like I win my lane level one, right? Janna exhausts me. My bot lane dies 2v2.
Okay so we roam mid and we exhaust. My bot lane dies 2v2. Then I yet again force two flashes.
Janna roams top
or mid again
after I forced both
flashes, Botlane
again dies.
Shaco is afk losing to a volleybearer because he's not ganking at all
he's unironically just afK farming as a Shaco. And a Thresh Kai'Sa is losing to a Seraphine Janna. I mean, I don't know what to say man. This is just not fun
Like just the simple fact that like...
Oh! Getting TF'd now. Cool.
Okay? Okay, the enemy top laner is mid now. Like dude what the fuck?
This is fucking crazy I'm ganking bot, i don't care.
My Kai'Sa just whiffed her fucking thing. uh Nah, of course.
Of course I missed one Q.
I mean, my bad.
I should have killed that guy too.
I should have just ulted and then
Q'd but
I'm not gonna lie, I'm playing bad because I'm I should have just ulted and then Q'd, but...
I'm not gonna lie. I'm playing bad because I'm really tilted right now.
Like, I shouldn't be tilted.
I should just be playing and having fun.
But I am tilted
Because it is not fun to have everybody in my lane permanently and my solos are still losing somehow.
Like... Somehow they managed to STILL lose bot lane with Janna mid three times.
Top lane is winning, that's our only saving grace.
Top lane is doing really well.
Top lane smurfing. somehow boleyn is losing to a seraphine as a thresh
oh my god huh yo mr shako play the game do stuff man don't just AFK farm the entire fucking
game take objectives do things gank play the map In their heart How the fuck did that just happen?
TF just got to walk mid This is not good by the way.
Oh my god
okay how op is gwen though that was actually really close to gwen almost getting a triple has been Okay, we got Triforce. Dude, fuck off! Yeah, ASOL's fun and balanced by the way.
Infinite mobility...
Just goes Rylai's and just walks at you while you can't move.
Like that is so much fun!
And then everybody camps for a mid.
I actually would have destroyed this kid...
If-if I had any help from any person on our team,
I would be
astral blood fucking this guy. It just is
impossible to play.
It's impossible to play mid lane when you get
ganked five times before level six.
And your team is still losing their wins that's wild to me how do I speak Chinese how do I tell this guy to go mid?
Go mid!
Look, I need to be able to speak Korean or Chinese so that I can tell this guy't go mid and stay bot and die.
Ah, the classic low master AD carry jungle players.
The classic low master jungler support 80s.
Classic. Lose bot lane 2v2?
Wait, they're duo Q. Oh! You're duo and you lost?!
Ohhhhhh... Just don't Q up. you lost?
Oh,
just don't queue up, man.
How can you duo-queue and lose
lane?
... Okay. Okay, I'm dead. I guess don't worry guys.
Shaco's top
Kaisa's bot.
I mean,
I don't know what to say, man.
My Gwen's out here fighting for her life.
It's just a support jungle diff. That's all it is. Enemy bot lane is better, jungler is better. It is what it is. You can't do much when the enemy jungler and the enemy bot are this much better.
Machego is actually
a negative win rate 210 games played.
If you somehow manage
to have a negative win rate with over 200 games played,
You really need to quit the game. Like your- that's sad.
That means in 200 games, you were unable to figure out why you were losing and fix it.
Oh, I'm dead. so so Dude, I'm gonna keep it real.
I don't even know how you can be bad at Shaco.
If you're first-timing Shaco,
I could see why it's hard, right?
I could get that but if you're like a
Shaco one trick...I don't know how you can play thousands of games
with Shaco and not get to Challenger.
Because that champion is so
designed for solo queue...
Like unironically it's just so designed for solo queue that it's like you can't play the game.
That is THE solo q champion
he has a stealth he he has a fucking...
A poof. Like you can go over the wall He has mobility
Or fear I mean
He has really high damage on every spell.
He can go AP, he can go AD.
Like granted,
I don't think the champion's OP
but I think that the champion is really good for like a lot of situations. so Take it, Jaina!
That's what I fucking thought, bitch. Okay, seriously what the fuck is that champ? Wait, is Gwen just broken?
Like what the fuck is that champ?
She's 1v3'd.
The hell?
What? The hell? Wait, why aren't we doing dragon?
Their entire team's dead. Why are we giving them drake?
What?!
... I don't understand why we just let them do that.
Why was my Shaco farming top camps?
We have TP on Gw-
Nah you're not even trying to win bro.
This guy's not even trying to win, bro. This guy's not even
trying to win.
This is sad. so I can blink and still not miss. uh so Whatever, man. I'll be real. I just want out of this one
i got too tilted my mental is bad this game.
I got no help from the team, and my mental boomed Fuck it.
We ball. so Oh, GG.
Kaisa didn't R.
She didn't cleanse,
didn't flash,
didn't R. Just brain damage incarnate. so so so I'm going to try and get the double kill. and that my friends is how you lose games You ignore your teammates, you play selfish.
They get mad and they tilt and they don't want to play with you anymore. so so I mean dragons coming up we should be if they actually want to play to win,
they should be going to Dragon here.
I mean, I know they're not going to.
Like, I'm not even gonna ping it because
I would normally ping Drake here
but my Shaco is a fucking moron.
But I'll be real, like, I don't care about winning
this game anymore.
Hopefully the enemy team gets Dragon and we lose.
Because, like, Maishago's doing his 15th full clear instead of playing for Dragon Pressure
and playing for picks.
So it is sort of this... And he's dead
and that is why
you get dragon control
instead of play for top camps
when dragons coming up
and that type of thing what i just showed you was
about to happen and then it happened that right there by the way is the difference between high
elo and masters my shakeout doesn't even understand that that was about to happen
because his brain is too small
he's just a typical low yellow jungle player lost every dragon in this game with a winning mid.
I got ganked by everyone, we still lost every dragon while I was getting fucking three main for the 15th time.
Top lane won but like at what cost does it really matter I'm going to use the destroyer. It was just a support jungle death.
I can't be bothered.
I 1v9'd last game...
...I can't be bothered to 1v9 another jungle support diff game.
Mmm... And I still did the most damage on my team.
Trolling half the game, not giving a fuck,
literally getting fucking railed by three people all game
still did the highest damage on my team I don't know
man league is a funny game ah the Shaco wants to add me.
Sup bro?
I mean, did you ever play to do anything or just farm?
Because I got remanned four times in five minutes.
And you AFK'd.
Tell me.
You realize
Ice stops their jungler's early pathing.
You didn't invade him on his...
Mistake one.
Then, I got remands, two sums used.
You do though.
Want to know why? You have mid-prior. So it's always 2v1. See, this is what I mean. Listen, you know I'm right. Your job is to play off what your team is doing.
You're just AFK'd, so they remanned me mid on repeat
bot lane lost 2v2 to one i am
you then didn't play a single drake you never played for picks before drake
power farms top camps on repeat when drake was spawning
who didn't hover mid once for an easy 2v2
just stop Just stop. He removed me.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Like, I literally...
This is what I was saying, man.
People will add you, tell
you that like you're playing bad.
I will literally
tell them exactly what he was doing wrong.
I was like, you farmed top camps
when Drake was spawning. You didn't have her mid once.
I got three-manned.
You didn't play to ever invade or make any sort of positive impact on the game.
You sat there and power farmed while I got buttfucked by three people
the entire game. then you got mad
like ezreal versus you gotta understand ezra versus a soul
i have to be aggressive right i don't have soul. I have to be aggressive, right?
I don't have a choice.
I have to,
that is the matchup.
Like I like,
I have to that like a soul outscales me. to. That like,
Aesol outscales me, right?
So like as Ezreal I want to be fighting him
As much as possible early
The problem is
Shaco also has to know that, right?
But he's not thinking about that.
And that's the difference between good and bad junglers.
This is what I try and tell you.
Good junglers understand like how to play their Good junglers understand how to play
their champions, and they understand how to path.
Great junglers
understand
how to play off of their wave states
and play off of the champions in the game.
All it takes is a single
hover for like stall
one camp, right? This is how
easy it is to play League. All you have to do is literally
stall one single camp
to, like, go hover when you think the enemy's gonna get
ganked. Don't just danger ping them,
like, hover for two seconds
when you have a stronger lane
or play off of like
skipping your camps to go
do things on the map,
if top lane is about to crash into the turret
and your top laner's winning, right?
Just go top lane
to dive the turret. Like skip your gromp
and just go Dive Top.
Jungle is really easy, but people make it hard by not doing anything.
People just want to AFK farm in the jungle, never create space,
never play the game to win.
And if you ever go watch...
I dare you guys
because a lot of people think
I'm coping about this, okay?
Go watch like a top five challenger jungler play the game.
Like, I'm serious.
Go watch, like...
I don't know.
Shaden, right?
Shaden's a streamer and he has like three accounts in top 10,
right?
This guy,
this guy's like the best jungler in North America right now.
This guy's like three fucking challenger accounts in the top 50.
This guy's like
crazy good.
Go watch
this guy stream
and watch
how he plays
jungle
right? And you're right and you'll instantly get better i'm not even like instantly
like just by watching this player play the game you'll you you'll improve a thousand times.
Because what he's doing is like
I see a lot... You know what's funny?
I was actually in his chat because I was
watching him to try and get better, right?
And I was in his chat and I was watching him to try and get better. Right? And I was,
I was in his chat and it was funny.
He was like,
look,
I'm going to do this.
And he called out exactly what was going to happen before it
happened.
Like every other good player in the game.
Right?
He's like,
I'm going to do X,
Y,
Z,
and it's going to win us the game.
And he did X, Y, Z in a one in the game.
And it's funny because in like his chat was saying that doesn't work in gold.
And I was thinking to myself, you have to understand like he doesn't make that play in gold.
He's not making a play under the assumption that his team is going to play perfect.
He's making a play with the knowledge that he has from walking around the map and consuming large amounts of knowledge, understanding timers in his head,
understanding champ matchups in his head understanding when he should be top
when he should be bought when he should be doing things right he's changing his playstyle every
game to incorporate like how he needs
to adapt to each and every game
to carry.
Because jungle has the best ability
to adapt to playing the game,
you have a better adaptation of any role in jungle than,
than any other role you can adapt easier. That's what I'm saying? Right?
So what you need to do is you need to stop AFK autopilot full clearing
and start looking around the map
and actively thinking about
what you'd need to do to win
or what you can do to win.
Like for example, if you don't win a 1v1
in the jungle...
I was like, I don't beat Volibear early, right?
And I'm like, okay.
But you need to realize that it's not
a 1v1.
If I'm winning mid extremely hard, you now have the opportunity to walk into the enemy jungle and create space because you know that I'm there.
And the problem is,
is you could be like Geronimo, what if I do that and my teammate doesn't come?
You just walk away.
Yeah. like you're not losing anything by doing stuff like that Like...
Not to be rude,
because my match history doesn't look much better
than this right now. Right?
But look at this guy's match history.
Like... Like, he's clearly not doing things to win the game.
This is what I mean.
KDA does not actually matter in League.
Okay?
League of Legends is not about your KDA.
League of Legends is about what your impact in the game is
versus the opponent's impact.
That's what League of Legends
is about, not your KDA.
So if you look though,
he has 180 games, he has a green KDA. That's not terrible right?
That's very good. But let's look at this. He's got a negative win rate.
He's got a 49% win rate. Let's go look at Chase Shako.
He is playing right now, right? Right? Chase, also good win rates.
More games, etc.
400 LP higher than this guy
and it's not just that chase gets better teams it's that he adapts to the game
and the game state based on what he needs to do because i've played with chase
like i've played with chase many times and what he does is he adapts to the game that's
how i know he's a good jungler but because he'll walk around the map and he'll
adapt to doing different things at
different timers to help his teammates. It's like really fucking difficult
to explain why that's such a big deal.
... a big deal sorry i'll stop yapping i want you guys to like lessen enemy app sometimes.
I'm not mad or anything because, like, I did bad last game.
I had 17 deaths so I ran it down.
Last game was my mental.
My mental boomed.
So, like, I bet we actually actually could have won last game even after the three ganks mid if I kept a good mental i'm pretty positive we win last game but Galio?
That guy is not going to like the fact I just picked Trist.
He might dodge, actually.
Galio versus Trist is impossible for Galio. for now you know. Oh shit, LCS is going on.
I forgot.
Bro, the LCS meta right now is funny.
It's Tristana Corki every game.
Like everybody just handshakes the drafts at the moment.
Dude, I'm really
excited for Fearless Draft.
I think I'm going to watch LCS
again when Fearless Draft happens.
Who's with me?
When they start doing fearless drafts,
I think I'm going to start watching the LCS. Ezreal is incredibly strong right now.
He's very, very, very, very very very very very strong
like i would say s plus tier 80s right now are quirky ezrealreal Tristana's mid
Zeri
Corki, Ez
all very
very good
Kai'Sa
very
very good
Ashe probably the best AD carry in the Very, very good.
Ash?
Probably the best AD carry in the game is Ash.
Ash?
Yeah. It's really interesting, actually.
Like I said,
I think Ashe best AD carry in the game yo i'm first trick
boomer v boomer May the better Boomer win! Can I get my thoughts on Draven mid?
What do you mean?
It's OP.
I'm just kidding, it's trash.
Draven is really bad because Tristana beats him 1v1 early and he's very gankable.
Like, the reason Draven mid's bad uh he's way too gankable might just drop in
like right there, for example.
Right?
If I'm playing Tristana... I can just jump out.
Right?
I get ganked.
Boom!
I just jump out.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Correct?
If I'm playing Draven and I get ganked on a weird timer
it's too hard to play the game. now uh That being said,
Draven AD carry is extremely
OP.
Okay. Extremely OP. The Draven AD is really fucking good.
... so so Ooh, I actually think I could have killed him if I flashed.
Then... No joke, I actually think
I win that 1v1 if I
played it a little bit
cleaner.
... it a little bit cleaner I'm gonna get ganked very soon by the way. Man!
He actually outplayed me.
I shouldn't have gone for that.
Or when I jumped in,
I needed to juke his thing.
His W or E
or whatever it is
because he leveled up
right as I did that.
I mean,
that was my bad.
I had the trade one
I greeted.
Like 100%,
I just went full greed mode there.
That's my B.
Because I won the first trade
and I trolled.
Oh, that Hecarim
is not going to kill that guy.
Oh!
Hecarim just screwed his bot lane over.
I don't know
what that was but that was not a good play.
Oh he has barrier! Yeah, but you inting for that kill is never worth regardless man.
Like you just fuck over your bot lane.
You should have come mid and then we killed the Sylas.
Literally all you have to do as a fucking Hecarim player is just hover lanes.
Power farm and then hover lanes. It's really, really easy.
Like this guy can die right now!
We've got this! I can die right now. Like, look at this, man!
I'm even getting ganked by Ivern!
I literally pinged him to come and he still ignored me oh my god
the silas isn't very good either like i up early but he's not a very good
player so I mean, I'm just dead. He got six off the minion. Wow.
I mean,
I can't play now.
Ivern walked
mid and cost me a trade
and now I can't play the game
because Ivern was willing to come mid for two seconds, and my
Hecarim's not.
I wish junglers cared about their laners even a tiny bit, Because it's so frustrating.
You have no idea how
frustrating it is to play a lane,
get permanently fucking
camped, and your jungler's just willy-nilly farm
farm farm. Hehehe, hoohoohoo
You ping them to come they ignore
you because their jungle players
Then they run it down bot lane
fuck over the bot lane
I don't know man
Like silas has to be aggressive, right? He has to be. So why not just hover mid one time?
Yeah I mean... this game's over.
Look at this! like wow i had to literally beg him to come mid man God, why is it always jungle death?
How is jungle so OP and everyone is so trash.
Like your roll
is so good, man.
What? Like, I literally shouldn't have even had a kill there.
I only had a kill because I outplayed the fucking ivern.
Like, tell me how crazy that is though That I have to 1v2, 1v3 every game
And it's weird because I almost win The 1v2s and the 1v3s.
Like, if the homies were standing with me, right?
Like, if...
If the junglers would actually hover you when you're trying to fight,
You would never fucking lose.
Look at this!
I'm being dove man, no minions!
This is not playful. Like what the fuck man? My Sona just came mid and died to the Sylas.
Like, this is not playable bro.
This is so stupid. I don't know man. it's probably
don't worry guys
Like what the fuck man?
The worst part about this is my jungler probably thinks he's doing a great job because He's 1 and 1.
But he doesn't understand how to play like the map Oh, God bro. Like this guy just wasted his dash!
Where's my Hecarim? Just come gank.
Why is my Sona not using R? I have so many questions man.
What are we doing man?
My support and my jungle are literally just bots.
Like they're so bad.
And it's crazy because it's the two best rolls in the game.
So when they get outclassed, you just fucking lose.
It's so stupid man. Your jungle
and your mid suck- or your jungle sucks? Your mid will automatically lose.
Your jungler supports suck? you'll lose the game like what the Wait, look at this.
He can literally just 100-0 me in a stun.
My only play is to jump away because he's just so fed all right i just don't care God, man. It's every hecarim player too
like the heck room players aren't actually junglers they're fucking
folklore retards so they don't know how the how the to
play league they just full clear full clear full clear and if their team ever gets ganked
and dies it's not their fault That guy just auto'd me to death in two seconds.
Like, look at this! Why are we not ganking?
He's waiting for his camps to spawn. I'm serious! God, you're so bad.
He's literally standing and waiting for camps.
That is wild, man.
Nah you fucking suck dude.
I should honestly just take his fucking camps.
Like i should walk over and just farm his camps for him
Like at this point like he deserves me to literally greet this fucking camps
Because all he's doing is farming his camps zero impact on the game not doing anything just standing there
like i'm avoiding every single gank. look at this!
Dude, what the fuck man?
Oh my god.
Why do I never get teammates who come mid?
Mid, you're just inting.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm being flamed by a guy losing lane to an Ezreal. Now you just get to lose retardant go up talk shit Talk shit, get hit!
Enjoy the loss retard.
Talk shit, get hit master peak
Maybe keep your little masters mouth shut, huh? uh winners don't duck an enemy is legendary Your turret has been destroyed.
No man, I just have to stop feeding!
I'm getting 3-man under my turret but hey, I should stop feeding.
The 15th
three men
of the game.
I have severe C?
Sure, man.
You keep being toxic, dude.
You're a Seraphine one-trick.
I wanna
drill this into people's brains.
You're a Seraphine
one-trick hard stuck in master tier playing the single easiest and most
OP bot laner in the game.
Like, unironically...
If I played only Seraphine
I would skyrocket a Challenger in a week. Ironically, if I played only Seraphine,
I would skyrocket a challenger in a week.
But it's so incredibly boring.
Like, it's so boring.
Because the champion is overtuned, overstatted, and requires
zero skill.
But I have a fucking retard.
Literally getting gapped by an Ezreal as a Seraphine one trick.
Like dude, how are you this dog
it's disgusting bro so At least I got the wave. so so oh
dude i'm being flamed by an Owen3sona?
Who quite literally is a master peeking player.
Why do masters players have the right to type by the way if you're masters
you should never be allowed to type ever because you're just mentally retarded like Wait, y- Like my Seraphine Sona is 0-5 bot lane.
How do you lose as Seraphine Sona? You just farm.
Well, you literally just farm
I don't get it man.
It does not make sense to me. Like, the Hecarim is just actively bad.
It is what it is, man.
He is a bad player.
It happens.
He was literally standing there
watching me get dove
doing his camps.
... watching me get dove, doing his camps.
Letting Sylas get the 15-1?
What are you even talking about, bro?
You realize that I had Galio perma mid. Ivern perma mid and my bot lane and my jungler still did nothing at all. How do you want me to lane versus the silas i
galio ivern how how do i reimburse that man what do i do i'm playing Tristana.
We win every single 2v2 that we get into.
... but i mean you want me to stand at my tower because i did i got dope under my tower four
times under my tower four times.
So I'm getting dove mid while my team is just perm farming.
Like, and they're still losing is what I'm saying.
My Hecarim is being out farmed by an Ivern!
A Hecarim is outfarmed by an Ivern.
An Ezreal outfarmed a Seraphine Sona.
Like, and I had Galio mid half the game with fucking... Ivern mid half the game.
But like if you can't win your lane
when that shit's going on,
you just fucking suck.
I'll do it. Get in my way!
Like, I could have played better early mid for sure.
Like, I 100% could have played better.
But what I'm saying is like
to put all the blame on the mid laner
who got literally shafted by the entire enemy team
in the entire game with, with zero help.
That's just delusional.
Like I can't play
the game.
Nobody played mid one time. Actuallycarim came once the hecarim came at one time and sonar just
afk'd mid with sona actually walked into mid and died.
My Sona walked into my lane,
and got killed.
Like she didn't even do anything
She just gave Sylas a kill
for fun
Like what do you want me to do? your inhibitor has been destroyed so so so so so enemy Shut down. An enemy is legendary...
There's nothing I could do!
It's actually not playable.
That is not a playable game for me, not playable. Like, that is
not a playable
game for me
with what was
going on in
that game
state.
It's not
playable.
Bladwain
loses 2v2.
Galio
roams mid.
My Sona roams mid, Misono roams mid, dies for free.
And the Hecarim refuses to play
the game. Like he's just standing.
... I mean, it's just fucking stupid.
My Hecarim did 7500 damage as a Hecarim.
Look at that!
How can you be that bad in the jungle? It's such an easy roll.
A jungle is unironically
such an easy fucking role.
I just don't know how you can suck that much ball sack
at jungle, it's wild..... That's crazy..... you you...................... you and I'm.. me I don't think Trist mid needs gutted.
I think they just need to
make her an AD carry.
Okay. AD carry.
Like just make Trist mid and AD. It's really easy.
Like... Make her so she like like give her the Lucian treatment where She does more damage when she plays with somebody else right?
That's why Lucian became those like that's why lucian became so
like that's how they got lucian out of men
they made it solutions passive had to be like propped by somebody else
right by somebody else, right?
And I think it's actually a really easy way to fix her. Minions hot spawn. Sorry.
Hmm... Hmm. I don't think Riot's going to gut AD items.
I do think they'll get nerf Kraken Slayer and they'll probably nerf
something else.
The problem is the meta for so long was really shitty right like 80 was dog shit for so long so so I'm going to try and get the first one. I just watched my Echo
fail his E over the wall.
By the way, by the way.
I just watched that guy fail E
over the wall, flash,
and then auto a minion.
I'm not even making this up.
I don't think he could have played that worse if he had a seizure on his keyboard.
He could've literally left his hands off of his keyboard and managed to kill that guy by existing near him.
Like, I don't think I've seen somebody be
that bad at
jungle in a while.
Like, I thought the Hecarim was bad for not ganking.
That was like...
that was just embarrassing.
Because that may be, like, the worst mechanics I've ever seen. The fact that this guy got a free kill is wild.
Don't worry.
I make a sick play.
By the way, this dead but I missed the Q. She's dead, but I missed the Q. Damn if I didn't miss that Q, I had that. My bot lane has 12 CS.
My AD carry is 12 CS at 5 minutes, 13 CS.
They're 0-2.
My jungler has 17 CS. What am I watching, man? What is like...
I don't even know what to say. Well, we owe it something else man.
... so um Why am I watching?
Oh my god, what is happening?
I killed the enemy jungler and we still lost dragon.
Okay. is happening. I killed the enemy jungler and we still lost dragon.
Dude, what the fuck is happening?
I'm telling you man,
Loser's Q is legitimately an algorithm.
They literally put you in the worst possible mental states
until
you wait.
Like, it's actually
crazy.
You have to wait to get out of Loser's Q because if you don't...
You just get fucked.
Like this is wild.
I should be literally
4-0 right now.
But my fucking...
Or maybe one death.
Right? Like, maybe four and one.
But like, I don't even know, man.
Come on! uh Hmm... I think I could have flashed him, or killed him right there. what the fuck is happening here? is What the fuck, man? so so god like what Yo, we should be getting this man. Can we at least get like some sort of objective i get grubs get something man please
we got 30 cs right now on my jungler no objectives with a winning mid, like a full Triforce mid.
Come on man.
Please? Please!
Please get anything.
Oh, no... I mean, I hope he gets a kill.
I don't think he will, but it is what it is.
Dude just... oh my god! Do anything! Why are you chasing kills?
Push the wave!
Take a camp! Do something!
I got double flash ulted on just now. Do something!
Like, dude! Tell me that you think these people are trying to win games.
Like, you guys are watching this right?
Do you guys actually think my teammates are trying to win games? oh this is wild I'm going to try and get the two explorers follow the compass in their hearts so Okay.
I actually would have killed him too if he didn't flash.
Dude, no way! He has R. Why didn't he- R?
Man, come on!
I killed three people damn near by myself.
Okay. Okay.
Echo doesn't use R.
Like, dude. Guys. Please? my dude guys please oh my god so so uh so Please don't fight man.
Like you don't need to fight here.
Please let me back.
Okay. I hate the word, dude. I think that's what this is for.
So cool!
I don't know the rules and how can I be ready?
Like, I wanna punish this Sylas, but I need the buy.
And I know my team is not going to follow up if I try. Oh my god, man.
Telling you dude...
You only win in League if you literally do everything for yourself.
I have to...win lane by myself then I have to...
Win other people's lanes by myself. Then I have to do all the macro
myself. Then I have to win the teamfights myself. Then I have to basically
ping my teammates to not die because I'm tracking the enemy jungler myself.
... i'm tracking the enemy jungler myself dude now i have to go bot uh uh yeah
well i went bought so we're gonna lose mid which doesn't feel good I mean, he got flash stunned. There's not much i can do there uh Like, I don't know man. I'm trying my hardest Like these games are just...
There's nothing to do
The only times I've died this game we're getting flash stunned by fucking Bullybear
Or like trading a one for three.
I don't know man, I'm gonna keep trying my best. It's all I can do. so impossible my blitzcrank doesn't want to play the game. He'd walk around in circles because he's lame. Retardo man, retardo man!
Like, he literally was right here when we saw Sylas and he did this.
Just walk at him!
But you can't rely on retardo man to do anything so trash Trash! uh so uh so so and the enemy has been so uh yes Your team has destroyed a turret okay uh I'm going to go with the same strategy
similar to my last
but different
so
it's a boring path let me do my part is Thanks for watching! um Oh my fucking god, man. man Oh, that guy died.
Of course he did.
Homie died to the worst silos I've ever seen. uh my new ideas huh so Oh, dude Yeah, man.
I missed one skill shot during that fight.
Like one really important one and it fucked me. Oh, good hook. Oh guys don't! Oh my god. God that one
skill shot I missed was so bad.
You know what else I should have done?
I was worried about Varus the whole time.
So when we were fighting here
I was really worried about Varus coming down from here
That's why... like I was gonna E forward into the Lux and just
insta-kill her but I was like
kinda hesitating cause
I thought Varus was gonna be there
but I mean I think that was just a bad play
by me
I should've I think that was just a bad play by me.
I should have just done it.
That's just me, hesitating like a moron. uh must have ricocheted off your ticket or something This I should probably just get drake. so uh so I'm dead. wait maybe i can kill them all okay so so so damn Dude, how does my team do no damage?
Okay, nice.
Dude, I have that stupid- dude it's 575 or whatever. 545.
I have the fucking sun in the- fucking printing its dick on my forehead. fucking son get up I hate the Sun I hate you sun. I hate you, son! I said it! oh Fucking sun is beaming me in the eye!
I am so mad.
I'm about to break a fucking sun.
Like, I can't see!
Like, I'm tilted. That was a horrible play.
I'm just tilted out of my mind.
I have fucking sun beaming me in the eyeball.
... so Guys, just wait for me and let's win. We can either do Baron or we can push mid.
Doesn't really matter. her I use a fake name in Demacia, Jaro Light. um um you like I can't stress enough like it's literally beaming me in the eyeballs Okay. My Twitch did 17k damage. He was flaming me the entire game while I 1v4'd him. Oh, we couldn't send your friend request?
Oh, did the little baby bag bitch boy get told and put in his place?
Okay. get told and put in his place?
I gotta, hold on. I gotta do something about this I physically can't see..... Okay, I somewhat blocked it. Okay...... you you.. Hmm.
I'm versus Cassiopeia mid.
I don't know what I can play versus this.
They picked Ezreal, and Tristana's pretty bad
versus Cassio.
Okay. bad versus Casio. Miles isn't too bad.
I guess I could pick Corki quirky like if i just play
like 80 mids only i get to spit corky it wouldn't be that bad
i'll keep that in mind for next time.
Remember to pick El Corco. so.. Oh, it's Casio Top. you
oh it's Casio top interesting Cassiopeia top. Huh. i mean this is kind of a rough matchup for me Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Second Scythe ordains it.
Thirty seconds until minions It is a little rough of a matchup, but it's not unwinnable.
Because Tristana started Cull...
Which means I'm gonna be able to...
I'm going to actually be able to kinda fuck with this guy in lane phase.
You hear me? okay i mean he's a half hp
there's a call at half hp what is i don't even know what he's doing
what are you what are you doing? What are you doing, bro?
Like what am I watching? What is this?
... Oh my god, he has W. I should have flashed the W.
The only good news about this is He's actually gonna lose a lot. He used ignite and he's going to
lose a lot of shit here because I can shove this in cuz I'm Malz. Oh maybe I fucked up. Damn if i flashed his W there he actually dies by the way because
he's an idiot. I honestly forgot he had ignite.
That's why i just tanked the W, autopilot and just sort of forgot he had ignite an enemy so so so I got to go help the homie. so Holy shit.
That worked out.
Okay. No, you can't do this man. What are you doing? You guys gotta leave now. Oh!
Oh, they went. I need to go back.
I have a lot of gold, guys.
Okay.
Well fuck you too.
Okay. Well, fuck you too....
... I have a full level weight on this guy i just have to go by Welcome to the League of Draven. so I can't really do much there. so has been
lose my mind right now i need somebody to come bail me out just
just come in for two seconds.
Like all he has to do is literally walk into mid and let me out of the lane.
It's actually that easy!
Thank you. Push one wave really quick. I mean, I have TP now so it's not that big of a deal.
Now the Triss just loses, because I can just buy my item. so so Well, I got my Blackfire Torch. blackfire torch so Yo, Paranoia!
Or, Paranova. Thank you so much for the sub man sorry i didn't uh
i just noticed sorry i was not reading chat thank you so much for the subman i appreciate it a lot. You know what's funny?
I get railed in this matchup, by the way. Tristana absolutely destroys malzahar
but it's actually one of Trist's easiest matchups because all you have to do to win this is pretty much just jump on me pre-six on repeat and I can never play the game. so All I have to do now is just perm shove this guy in because he has no teleport. so so Oh, I shouldn't be doing this. I should be backing my tempo.
Hey Austin! Hope you're doing well.
Been following your site for many years.
So it's the least I can do?
Thanks man! i really appreciate
the sub. I'm glad you, you know like the content
Glad to have you here man
Appreciate it man appreciate it
ooh what is going on? Trying to push a wave mid.
I mean...I think they're trying to do Scuttle. so I mean, this should be a free win. so so so so I am dead as fuck.
I was full autopiloting that.
That was 100% my B. Like, I was not thinking at all.
And I was just standing there
zoned out.
My bad.
... My bad. They played that well though, honestly. honestly Wait, just chase. oh so so so Whoa, what a weird transition.
What the fuck am I watching?
Oh, that's interesting. What? Why would we forfeits?
Who's tilted? We're up like a thousand billion gold!
Why would you be tilted? Like how do you get tilted when we're up this much gold, I don't understand. How's that even possible?
Like we outscaled them too i don't get it
like don't get me wrong the game is going very slowly right now
because our uh support and jungle don't know how to like be aggressive with a lead but i mean that's not like... so We fight this, by the way. so Your team has destroyed it. so so so so so I don't know how that guy died, but... so You know what I actually should be doing here is going top and just pushing top wave in. Because i'm so strong nobody can match me or come close
so like going top and pushing top wave would actually be pretty nutty Wait, why didn't Caitlyn push the wave?
Bro she didn'tlyn push the wave?
Bro she didn't even push the wave!
What?! You're so late. It's...
Guys, what is this macro?
Oh she walked into mid, stood there and then walked a dragon without hitting the wave once so uh so Wait a second. How did I not kill the turret?
That's actually wild. Double kill. double kill
we should do baron right now I can't believe I didn't kill that turret. Canceled the auto?
Yeah, I must have you're right like I don't know
uh oh
i mean i'm just dead by the way. so An enemy has been slain.
Dude, I thought I was for sure dead there by the way. Oh no! so so I
Think I actually just tried to fucking do the same thing he did before
to me.
Oh, I'm dead.
Dang, that was a well-played...
I trolled. My played. I trolled.
My bad, I trolled.
Don't die guys.
It was my fault guys, it was my fault.
Please don't die.
Just leave and wait for me.
This is the one time where my team might throw the game because I died.
Like, if you make a mistake your team has to calm down
for a few seconds
And like let me spawn
They have to So like the tempo does get thrown out of whack here I almost want to go anti-healing, even though they don't have any healing. Wait, I know I shouldn't... questions. so We just have to play for dragon because I fucked up
It's our only play
Uh oh That guy is totally gonna die. I'm going to walk down for this.
I could get the solo gold
on the top turret and apply a bunch of pressure, but
I know Trist is probably just going to match that.
And I'd rather just make sure we have prio mid for my team.
Wait, he just fucked up his E. so I'm not going to lie, I want to just run it down mid right now but there is a tower top so we should describe that. I can't walk up. We don't have vision
This is like a time and an angle where I could die if I'm not careful. Because that's pinked for a reason, right? so I think I get out of that?
It's actually kind of wild.
We don't have a wave, just back up.
Because usually... Maybe I cancelled it.
I mean, I must've. Like, I had to have cancelled that because there's literally no other way.
Even if she jumps it, the cast still goes off.
Wow, I must've double tapped R.
I'm... double tapped R. I am cathedral, the man himself.
Damn! Damn.
I was thinking... I need to stop playing around
assumptions.
The reason the game is taking so long
is because I'm playing around
the assumptions my team
are going to play,
the macro.
And I just need to play safer.
Like it's literally just I play safer, we win the game.
Right now we just play for Baron right? That's our goal. Play Baron, slow push, win. Killing spree. we should just do baron on spawn their jungler is dead
just go to bon i'll tp I like that we don't have a ward in the Baron pit, by the way.
Like for whatever reason, we just aren't warding baron but it's fine so so
we should just group up and win.
I mean, i'm so fucking strong. uh so so so so so Easy peasy. has destroyed Thank you for watching! Honestly, that game should have been so much better.
I think like I said...
They didn't know
how to end the game
and
So because my team
I got through
the first time we got Baron
when I died mid
that stalled the game
a lot
And when I died bot it stalled the game a lot So And when I died,
bot it still
helped the game
a lot so
it's like okay
well
because yeah
every time
I die
the enemy
is going to
have trouble
snowballing.
Well the reason games the enemy is going to have trouble snowballing. Well,
the reason games are hard when
everyone wins is because a lot of the time
people don't actually know
in Masters... It's like I said, it's one of
the things you have to learn. They don't know how to end games in this elo,
so what ends up happening is nobody side-laning properly.
The way you should do this
is you have Shen walk to the opposite side
or me walk to the opposite side.
Me and Shen walk to the opposite side of or you have me walk to the opposite side. Me or Shen, we walk to the opposite side of the map of your objective
and then
Shen watches while
I split or
Skarner hovers the Shen split,
and when they gank...
They just
kill the person by hovering.
And then you get full control of the side of the map
that you're trying to control in the enemy jungle and then you just
bleed out the resources and they can't play the game. That's how you're supposed to do it, but I
mean... It's like people get really scared of- they don't want to be the
one to have to go in because they don't
want to throw.
Basically
the more confident you get
at understanding that you can stat check people in League,
the easier it is to climb
in League.
Right? Because once you realize
that your champion will just stat check
half of the champions or versus.
You start climbing really fast
and you don't waste time
like that's why
the higher the elo
if you ever wonder
why in high elo you'd be ever wonder why in high elo,
you'd be like, oh, in high elo people could
in theory... They're better, right? So they could stall games
easier. It's not...
It's because they're better that the game's a lower
time.
The average game time goes way better that the games are lower time. Like,
the average game time goes way down
when you get into
Challenger. It's like 25-minute average
game time, whereas
Diamond average game time and below
is like 30. Like I think
it's like 28 in diamonds
and then I think when you go down to like gold
it's like 30 minute average game time or something
The average game time or something.
Like, the average game time goes way, way, way lower
once you get into high Euro
because people know when to push,
how to push,
when to play aggressive,
etc.
Like win to dive, right?
We should have... When we got that first
Baron, we should have dove. Honestly,
we should have literally
just had a Thresh and
well, you see how easily
we won that last fight, right?
Perfect example is that last fight. we just murdered them. Nobody died,
we murdered them it wasn't even close. That should have happened before that last fight
like the first Baron we got they should have just been murdered because they
have no tank the enemy team has no tank they have nobody who can
like their kindred ult is their only way to stop the fight welcome to the league of draven Yo, Bag! Thank you for the 37, man.
Welcome back!
Hey, I appreciate it a lot dude. Thank you.... you you you.... What the fuck?
This guy just said, Renekton.
What's wrong with you?
Do you speak English?
What?
What is even happening?
What the fuck is going on? you I love League of Legends.
I love this game.. Oh. so Yo, any of you guys played the new Elden Ring DLC?
I think a lot of people are really enjoying it from my understanding. so what am i looking at here hold on everybody a holder what's going on okay we got Warwick top you zoc jungle thresh support. Okay.. Hmm.. Is LCS still going on? Oh, it's not.
Wait the NACL!
Okay I'm going to be honest, I don't think i care about the nacl now now
new kind attention alienation to be okay. We're gonna win mom tomorrow.
I want you Hey! do the propaganda Yo, chat. What do you think it is
i i
i've never cared about them but like
they look interesting I know Riot recently redid them.
I just don't pay attention to that shit, so...
But i do know a lot of people enjoy that. You know?
A lot of uh homies enjoy
That type of shit
Rode by the media.
Remind you of Star Guardian symbols? Oh, they kind of do, huh? Wait that... 30 seconds into the game.
Wait, Dad?
A beaten path is a boring path!
Dude what is going on with my mouse wheel stop it
stop it stop at okay i think it's good When you've got talent, there's Warwick Jungle.
I thought it was top.
I was completely zoned out at the start of this game.
Oh! Oh!
Dude, I haven't seen a Warwick Jungle? There's like two people in High Yolo who play Warwick Jungle.
Like literally two.
Oh my god.
This shit keeps zooming in while I'm trying to fight this way.
I'm going to ridge.
I missed a Q.
I need to wait for him to miss a spell. uh box Fuck. so okay okay I need Zach to like help me push this wave in mid. Because if I can hover the boss out of
mid here pretty easily but if Warwick
like flashes on me, I'm kind of fucked.
I don't know, this is really awkward.
I want to punish this guy hard, but
He actually walked all the way into the bush toward that what the fuck man
You can kill this guy right now.
I think Zac could easily kill this guy, no? He just has to avoid the ward. How the fuck did the play know?
The fuck? I need to go back ASAP so that I can stop this way from farming. wait are you We froze it. She's gonna have to... It's going to have to TP back, and we should be able to kill her right when she TPs.
Well, if Zac was paying attention I think we could.
I don't know if he's...paying attention though.
Wait, she's not TPing?
Oh, she is. Okay.
Oh man! oh man i'm bad i got creep walked and i juked into the fucking stun
she hasn't warded yet on topside river.
Like I know she hasn't.
Ooh, she missed the cannon. so yeah I have... I'm winning mid really hard.
We should do something with it.
Like, we either need to play off of uh going for like an early objective here or Gotcha, bitch!
Thought you could out-trade Ezreal's damage? Nah. damage nah Please don't have your execute. Please, please, please, please, please!
Oh thank god. That would've made me cry
if she executed me, man.
Okay on a good note, she has no flash. My flash just came up. Oh, Master Zero is...
It's a special place in hell.
Like if there...
You gotta understand
If there's like a place
In hell
Like
When you go to hell And since if you install League of Legends, you're going
to hell.
When you go to hell they will put you in this like range of elo for years. Like this is how, I'm not sure I'm in hell right now. What? You want me to roam up there?
What, Hue roams up there and loses two plates in three waves?
... points and three waves
like what so I mean, that's wild to me that I'm getting flamed for that. Because honestly it doesn't matter.
Like me abusing her mid
is actually better than going top.
Because it's like guaranteed, so it's better.
We should be ganking the shit out of her mid. I don't know...
She hasn't had flash this whole time
the only reason i'm not like fighting more heavily here is because uh
i don't know where warwick has but we should be just going in i mean
she's one hp for fuck's sake
like bro just dive her
she has no flash Thank you. everyone Okay, I guess.
Damn, I need actually 150 gold for my fucking Triforce.
Dude this is the worst possible place to be maybe i'm just gonna wait
like i'm just going to let her shove this wave in and
wait I can blink and still not miss!
Okay, I got try force
Is my account was way too good at his job what a mess so Where'd the Hway go? Wait, I mean there's no way she backed right?
Well, she might have. yeah uh uh
that way is so low It's so fucking low
Dude i'm telling you I think the biggest thing that junglers need to do is like look at the map So Like it gets insane. Like, look at this.
Why aren't we just diving this guy? What are we doing?
Okay, that was just a silly play.
I mean... He came so late and then he dove when I had no mana. This is what I mean, like... What am I watching
man? Like all you had to do was come when I pinged
When she was 1 HP and I killed her Their Warwick died
And then literally spawned
Like, I killed their Warwick right?
He spawned And walked back mid before my zach came to dive that guy
like you can't be mad at anyone but yourself bro like look at this my I don't even know what's happening my bottom is getting
railed my jungler is afK farming as a Zac.
Instead of like diving towers and shit, he's AFK farming.
It is what it is. I mean, I can carry this though, I think.
It's gonna be a bit hard but I can do it...
Well, I hope. so I'm going to use my skill as he's throwing in turns.
Don't forget the twists and turns ahead! That's why I wing it. what is going on ah something touched my foot What are you people doing?
Why would we forfeit, man?
Wait I have 10 CS a minute.
Like why are you mad?
Just chill dude! Why are you mad at this guy? Let him suck! Who cares?
Like, you suck too. Who cares?
You're all dogshit. Nobody cares. cares not even close Ezreal. E-Z-O, you're dead. Don't do it Gromp. What the absolute fuck am I watching? Like, what is happening here?
Why did you guys do this to me? Like, what is happening here?
Why did you guys fight when I was in base?
Wait. I killed the enemy top laner...right?
I kill the enemy top laner and my team's like, we don't have a mid.
What?! I'm dead.
Like, now I'm dead. Like, now I'M tilted!
Like, I should've been muting chat!
No joke, I should have chat muted...
Because like, he's like
they move as a team. Bro, you...
Okay, no, I'm not even going to flame him.
I'm not going to flame him.
I'm just going to carry.
Like he's mentally retarded.
I can't be mad at a mental retard.
Like it's just so cringe that I'm even thinking about being mad
at somebody mentally retarded.
He's just really bad
at the game.
... I am a god. Okay, Renekton's going bot I guess.
It's probably a good idea actually.
If Renekton goes bot it allows me to fight in the teamfights. So... It's not the worst.
The only shitty part about this
is I have to pretty much 1v5
very hard.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie that was really embarrassing.
That Thresh just missed that guy point blank. I watched him miss a hook on a guy walking into him with no thought. That was really funny.
Okay, we ulted late
for fun.
He should have E'd immediately ulted but he ulted late for fun. That's why I E'd forward because like we kill that guy if he just ults. Okay, new rule. We don't play around anybody. We take zero risky plays and we only
play around myself.
It's really bad to do that, but I have
to do it because
like I said, we've been in loser's queue all day.
You guys have seen my teams today.
I'm literally the
only person ever playing correctly so so Fucking A, man!
Just wa- I didn't follow my own advice.
It was a good TP. Problem is is yet again thresh needed to play with me i pinged he didn't walk
what the fuck is this?
Awwww
You know what this all stems from by the way
Me not MewDawling
I heard Zac whine and bitch the whole game
and it actually affected my mental.
I'm not even kidding, like,
I have really weak mental
and when I hear people whining and bitching in games
it actually negatively affects my mental because i read
it and i'm like oh this person's retarded
guys don't i can carry the game.
Please let me try to carry guys.
Please don't be retarded. Just play the game out, man. Thank you. Why are you fighting again?
Push the wave! What am I watching?
Guys, just push the wave and stand in base!
What am i watching
you know we don't we can't fight that dragon
you know that we can't so We shouldn't even be fighting this, guys. Just wave clear so Dude, what the fuck man? Why are you people throwing it?
No, I can't.
I'm done with League for today.
Dude,
I want to play this game so bad but like
This account is very obviously in the algorithm of Losers' Q. Every game that I've won,
I've had to literally take one B9 no other teammates are helping me.
This game is just like every other fucking game I've played today,
where it's retards running it down.
I play mid, bot runs it down.
I play top, bot runs it down.
I play bot, mid runs it down.
Jungles, all mentally retarded subhuman pieces of literal trash that honestly Hitler
should have taken from us. I wish he did! This is just disgusting
sub-human garbage gameplay and these people need to be put down
either can you.
You suck at this game, all four of you.
Suck badly.
Don't blame others when this bad at simple game.
I don't know, man.
I'm going to say really toxic shit.
I'm going to get off stream
because I'm going to do
some sort of demonic prayer
to bring Hitler or Thanos back to life
so they can deal with these people
if I don't get off stream right now.
So it's going to be bad.
Thanks for watching.