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... Okay.. The fuck?
Oh, feels bad... Okay. Okay........... What the fuck is this? yes What?
What just happened?
What? What? What the fuck is happening?. what. I don't even know what's going on.
What? I mean, that's wild.
I don't know what the fuck is even happening there.
Like, what?
She looks like she just jumps around with infinite
mobility.
She has
infinity mobility?
Bro, I have no idea.
Who the fuck knows?
Okay. so I'm going to go back and check if there's any more enemies. Welcome to Summoner's Rift. Thanks for watching! quick feet quick trigger Minions have spawned. I don't leave others behind And I want that. so The goalkeeper, but Mike never is.
Leona just stood there and didn't use a single...
Bro, she didn't use a single spell.
I think my Leiona's retarded.
She pinged to go in...
...on the way, and then she didn't use a single spell.
Ah!
Okay. so so so That guy did not help me with a single CS either. What's up? Sona might be the worst support I've had in a long time.
First shot!
Mistakes made or lessons learned got it has been slain
an ally has been slain Oh Well, what's up guys? Good morning.
Hello, boys. Hello! fight getting messy i'm consistent so so oh oh ready No slowing down. Wait!
Amp's up!
That's high!
Unload!
Let it drop!
Cart ready! let it go I'm going to try and get the so so What are you doing?
Just eat her!
Oh my god. I'm not even kidding, I think
this Leona might actually have brain damage.
... What am I watching? so so so so oh my Oh my god. Yo, good evening boys! um so I mean, I don't know what I'm watching.
I mean, just walk at her and stun, man.
You don't need R.
Bro, this is sad.
I feel like this Leona might...
Like,
I'm not trying to be mean
when I say this
but like
I think I found somebody
who actually
might be autistic.
Not in like a helpful way but in
like uh
they might just be stupid so so so best thing i can do is fight when others so so your family is gonna stay ready others behind so so so The oh my god so thank you
yo good evening boys. oh oh wow Thank you for watching! so i need my
i am bored out of my mind playing with my fucking support just AFK the whole game. so I mean, I'll turn 4 for the 15.
I might just AF't worth my time. I just wanted to warm up on this account, but like,
this is kind of boring.
So.
Okay. Your team has destroyed a turret. so I'm going to go ahead and do this. so uh Double kill. Come on.
You're so stupid. Come on. Okay. I'm not sure if this is the right way to do it, but I'll try.
I think that's a good idea. well i just read a very bad one it's okay i'll do better so down brown man there's go ahead now um so uh oh your target has been destroyed so I'm not going mid bro. I'm fucking 1 and 6.
An ally has been slain.
Enemy rampage!
I think we should go back to base.
An ally has been slain. is What's that? The enemy has been slain Haha! so Come on, Terry! Fight the wind. Remember that!
Blue ballin' Move on up. no
wow um is so Thank you for watching! i should have thought so so oh oh name so so yes uh
that leona just gave no fucks. My Kali is bad. But...
Hopefully we can just leave.
Because I don't learn anything from this game, man.
Like...
Just trying to warm up, man.
On a smurf account that I got like
the most ridiculously KDA Leona of all time. Quick feed! so so um so so I'm going to try and get the first one. so I'm going to go ahead and do a quick run through of the game. let's not so is start an enemy is unstoppable um are so so oh I mean, we do have...
I guess we have fucking
Three items now, maybe we can play the game
So uh so um your team has destroyed and inhibited Oh, shit. uh Okay. I feel like my team is a little stupid. so wait that burns uh now I'm not messing around. so so oh um I'm going to use the same strategy as before, but with a different weapon. so Oh well. so um um Your team has destroyed an inhibitor.
Your team has destroyed a turret shut down I'm done!
Dude, I ain't gonna lie to you boys. This level of gameplay or whatever it's really funny
like diamond games are interesting so ready this one's Oh.
Why is this Leona trying to solo the Shaco mid? This is why I don't really feel bad about trolling in the 0, because none of these players actually deserve to win.
So I'm just warming up and chilling playing, you know?
Because if you look at what's happening, Leona hasn't actually been with the team a single time this game.
Like, we would win every
teamfight if Leona groups up.
Punish everyone else? I mean bro tell the Leona...
I'm not AFKing, I'm farming.
I'm getting items!
Like, I get that like- Listen you guys are in Diamond. You don't understand that farming is more important than kills?
I-I get that man.
But if you wanna win just tell me we own a group up and we just auto win the game
you can blame me all you want but
listen i'm not gonna walk mid let Let me explain something to you.
Mid inhib is down, right?
I'm not going to walk mid so we can stand mid with the
inhib down and watch the fucking enemy clear minions.
Like that's... You're an idiot. I don't understand.
Just
group in a side lane and push the waves in.
Go for other inhibs? I mean, I am but the problem is
as an AD carry right? I can die in two seconds without a front line Like, do you see what Leona's doing?
There is no gameplay to be had.
You and Leona are diving the backline for no reason.
Right?
Like, this is what I mean.
You guys don't understand how to play the game.
Like, Leona's diving these three for no reason with Kled.
But all of our damage is on me and Akali.
So, these three people are diving
like morons, too busy typing?
I mean that's on you bro.
This is my smurf
I'm just warming up mechanically, I don't give a fuck.
Well you can blame me all you want but this game was literally support diff.
Top of the line. literally support diff. Top laner didn't know how to macro, you took TP- you didn't take TP. Child mental? What? I mean mean you guys be as mad as you want
you guys are bad players this is why i don't feel bad about
about losing your games listen let, let me phrase something.
Let me explain something to you guys, okay?
None of you played well.
Like not one of you
played correctly this game.
So if you had played correctly
any of you could have solo carried
this game or helped me carry.
But you guys didn't want to actually play around me because
you think I'm bad. So because you think I'm bad, you don't want to play
around me. And because of that that you're going to lose games
leona didn't want to play around her fed ad carry kane did less damage than me as a fucking cane.
Like, I mean you guys be as mad as you fucking want,
I don't give a fuck. Like...
I gotta keep it real with you guys.
I'm not gonna, like, sweat my ass off in a D4 game when
my Leona is actually a
horrible player never helping her team, just
diving perma. My Akali
needs to be the main character of the game
and doesn't understand how to macro. You just want
to fight people permanently, but that's not how the game is
won.
And Kled
doesn't know how to push side lane and flank with ults. So like, you guys should focus on your own gameplay instead of tunnel visioning on meh.
Because I mean...I did the most damage of turrets on our team with nobody near me
like i literally took what four turrets that game by myself while you guys fought for no reason
it doesn't make sense.
Like, even here we had a huge lead, right?
Look.
We had a massive lead right there and you guys decided to like...
Leona decided to walk down mid by herself.
Like she was like,
oh I'm going to go stand mid by myself as the support.
And then you as a colleague
tried to 1v1 Vayne, got outplayed.
Kled didn't ulti mid.
Like the way you win that is you just get Baron,
you go top and you just ulti his five people into their team
and you win.
It's really easy, but...
Like I said,
I'm not like- I don't care enough about
this account to go out of my
way to macro you morons and
try hard and sweat and do all this stupid shit.
Like, if you guys were good enough
you would've carried. That's just how it works, sorry.
Cause like...
I had a
100 CS lead and 6 items on my enemy Ashe had 3 items I had 100 CS lead and 6 items.
The enemy Ashe had 3 items,
I had 6.
If you guys were smart enough to play around me, we win.
I just don't care. Like I said,
I'm just warming up on this account to play on my main.
So I don't
really give a fuck, bro.
Well... so you you Like I said, it's just something that low-level players will never understand.
Is that no matter how mad you are
that your teammate did poorly early,
it's still a team game and the AD carry
is still the primary damage dealer on your team.
So if you're AD Carries 1-8 but they have 5 items,
They do the same damage as somebody who's 10-0
And has five items because they have five items.
No, I'm saying like if you're not willing to
hit tab see how much items and levels your AD carry has and play around them
like up. I don't know what you want man.. Hmm.
Dude, what secondaries do I play?
... okay so you.. I don't want to hear the name. Dude, that Mundo skin is the greatest skin of all time.
Look at his little car.
Look at his little car, bro! Oh, i love that skin so much man to summoner's fate.
Riding around in his own fucking car, it's so fuckin' sick. Fucking love that shit. So, all right lads Let's get some warm-up going.
Nah! let's get some warm-up going Back, man. Careful now. so good to the last drop uh I don't know if I should actually...
I think I should 3-wave crash this, honestly.
And just recall and then come back with tear. I'll have...
Like I need tear to be able to actually play the game on cast, right? I could probably freeze this. violence uh Dude, Zac heals so much.
Okay, I'm gonna be real man.
I don't think we killed that guy from Star Hikram.
I didn't realize W cost so much mana on Cass.
If I find one Q, I'm pretty sure he just dies we'll see how it goes
yeah i think i'm dead now too, though.
Yeah, I'm just dead.
I maybe could have ran up, but that would've been really close.
What do people rush on this champ?
I think they rush Seraphs, and then
they do... Like, I'm pretty
sure what they do is they do Seraphs into...
What do you think?
Are we just gonna take Archangels into Rod, or like Leandris into Rod or something? patience because yeah i don't think you need uh what's it called I'm going to try need Blackfire Torch. Yeah, Mega Head Flash.
I should have Flashed here maybe.
I think he still kills me because
you just flash ults but that is what it is let me see so
i see why cassiopeia's die so much mid, because there is no downside to this limit testing.
Because i'm still up 25 CS and Zac has no sums?
There's no downside to limit testing.
I see why they die so much.
Oh, so so okay
told you let me test this op So Dude, that healing is nuts by the way. enslaved I'm gonna go for the kill.
Dude, this Viego just hates me.
He's just sitting mid the whole game.
I'm cool with it, though.
I don't really mind.
It's a good warm-up.
Like high key. This is actually a really good warm-up like high key there's actually a really good warm up has been slain an enemy has been slain watch your step I
Seraphs when you buy the actual serifs by the way, does it stack faster? Like, Tyr stacks 3 mana. Seraph stacks 5 mana, right?
So it gives you... Oh! It stacks way faster.
Because it gives you 10 mana per stack once you get... Holy fuck.
Wait, Seraph stacks so much fucking faster than Tyr.
Okay. Seraph stacks so much fucking faster than Tyr.
Like actually, that's wilds! Cause you get five stacks for champion?
Then you get...
You get five stacks for champion, right?
And then you get i mean you could do that if you want to bro so like you can see so so so We just kill the Zac if he comes down here. so um oh I go with Andries now, right?
That's how this works?
I'm pretty sure.
I mean, I could probably go orb too.
Alright like- I could PROBABLY get away with going orb.
I don't know if I want to, but I could. Because even though Zac heals a lot. I don't control oh nice try. That was close. An enemy has been slain.
Dude, we almost have a two level lead on this guy with four plates.
We have a 60 CS lead on Zac.
Two level lead with four plates.
This guy is definitely fucked.
Power requires... power requires precision um so patience darling 17. 17, huh?
Okay.
So what, I push two waves of the bot and then we go get fucking
Leandris and then we just win the the game I think because we got Seraph stacked and we got Leandry's.
Every problem I gotta push some more wave. um i'm not so easy to get out of your system
dude i am so rich!
Oh they floor-fitted him? Oh, they forfeited?
What's boring?! What the hell?! I just don't know if there's anything else.
Why is four opening? I only got to play lane phase! I had so much gold.
Yo if you ever want to know why farming and why towers matter...
Like this is probably... Listen.
I'm gonna break this down.
Guys.
This is probably the absolute best way of showing you why kills aren't the only way to win in League of Legends
that I could ever show you.
Like, look at me and Hecarim.
We have the exact
same stats. We're both level 11.
Right?
He did, what, 1,000 more gold than me
because he's permanently fighting? So he did
1,000 more damage
than me.
But he's 7-1- and 3 He has 10 KDA
Right? And I have more gold than him
I'm the same level
with more gold and barely less damage.
I'm two, three in one.
And I've done like a trillion more things than this guy.
Like,
this is why I tell you guys, like,
when you want to climb consistently
in this game,
don't just AFK fight people because if you look
9.5 CS
I had 2
or excuse me 1.8
CS a minute more than this Hecarim
right and i had the exact same level in
the exact same and i had more gold it's pretty much the same goal but you
get what i'm saying so like less than 2cs extra a minute means you're going to have
Like 5 more kills of gold
Or 5 kills of gold with an extra 2 CS a minute.
That's like what I try and tell you guys.
It's really important because a lot of people don't understand
why people can be so strong with no kills. Or they don't understand like, if they don't play for kills...
They still win or lose.
But yeah this is a perfect example of the game though.
... I'm kind of tired today.
I guess we can go on the other accounts.
It's still so early, though, man.
Like every time I plan this account early in the day,
I just fucking sit in long queues
with like 30 autofills.
Such a
feels bad man.... you
fun Yeah, I mean, I'll try and have fun. AD Carry is like immensely unfun in solo queue unless you get good supports but i'll try my best We give it our all. so. Okay. you you
you you.. Have they like released what the new champs abilities do yet? Reddit. Okay, let's see. Let's see what the new champs abilities do, shall we?
If Aurora damages
an enemy
three times with her spells and attacks
so she has a 3 hit passive,
okay, fun.
She will deal magic damage and exercise a spirit
to her entering spirit
mode and gaining movement speed and empowering
your healing for three seconds. For every additional
spirit following Aurora, the bonuses from
Spirit Mode are increased.
I mean that already
sounds like it's gonna be fucking broken
but
But that gonna be fucking broken but like that that sounds like it's going to be absolutely disgusting Fire a blast of Cursed Energy and the Direction, dealing magic damage to all enemies hit and marking them with spirit energy.
Recast, end the curse drawing back the spirit energy to herself
doing magic damage
to enemies it passes through.
So, it's like a Xayah E?
It's kind of like Xayah QE.
It's like both Xayasq andy like in one
you like shoot without pull it in
okay then okay wait i don't understand what i just watched nothing happened oh so you can like leave it there and then move
and then pull it okay that's what they were trying to say. First game of the day, by
The way I had two people
Autofill trying to figure out
Who's going to play top lane
Told you guys, man.
Playing in high elo... Like, I don't think
you guys understand
how awful high elo
actually is.
It's so fucking bad.
Like,
you literally just play
like 80% of your games
or people autofilled.
It's so
funny.
Why do we have a Caitlyn, man? What is happening?
The fuck is happening right now?
What is going on? Wow. Well, let's just hope everything works out in a direction.
Upon landing into the spirit realm, becoming invisible...
I mean of course you can go invisible.
Like why not?
Why not make a mage go invisible?
Fuck it.
Entering spirit mode for several seconds.
Takedowns on enemy champions reset the cooldown of this ability.
Of course they do.
Like, of course.
Like... Why? ability of course they do like of course like why not have an ability that makes you invisible
and then resets the invisibility on takedown.
Like, no, that sounds super fun to
play versus guys
like, like just as
a person who loves
League of Legends this sounds so much fun to play against
i can't wait
and to top it off you can hop over small walls with the ability because like why not
like why not Also add mobility
Where I give her a way
To get over a wall too
Like fuck it
Invisibility is not enough survivability.
She needs a hop.
Like... Like... like what?
Send out a blast of spirit magic, dealing magic damage in an area and slowing them.
Aurora will hop backwards slightly on cast.
Riot said you can hop over small walls.
Of course you can, man! Why not?! Like why
not just be able to hop over everything? Like why not, man? Okay. with the spirit realm granting Aurora an empowered Spirit Mode and allowing her to travel from one end of
the area to another. Of course she can!
Yeah, now that sounds completely balanced.
No there's nothing imbalanced about that at all.
Now that sounds really, really
fair.
Enemies who will
try to cross the threshold will take
magic damage, be slowed and be pushed
back towards the center of the area.
No!
Yeah, no.
Like I don't
think Riot like what the absolute is right like
like what kind of ridiculous kush is ryan smoking at headquarters because
like what in the fuck Riot smoking at headquarters. Because, like...
What in the fuck is this champion?
So you're saying
You have
Invisibility
A dash And You have invisibility, a dash,
a three hit on-hit high uptime damage stacking ability.
You have an ultimate that allows you to teleport around the circle of
your ultimate while simultaneously
slowing the people in your ultimate
while you are teleporting around them.
No, like I, I...
What the fuck?
Like, what in absolute holy mother of fuck am I fucking like... Minions have spawned.
Oh, I don't know, bro.
I'm telling you right now,
that kit is going to be the least fun thing to play against of all time like
that's like a Kali shroud level annoying to play versus by the way what What?
Did my Terok just flash over the Nami?
Okay. Yeah. okay now that was
good
but he could have just That was... that was good.
Like, he could have just not flashed
and she would've either A had to flash
or B died.
... uh like literally that would have been the two choices. I got a position really awkwardly because I don't know where the fuck
Taric is i gotta position really awkwardly because i don't know where the uh
eric is positioning really awkward so i got a position awkward as well you know what's kind of funny about this we actually just straight up win 2v2 right now Well, I mean at least their bot lane is like... horrible. I don't know the rules, and how can I be breaking them?
So we got that going for us.
And only if you've been slain. Damn. I gotta wait 20 gold for a sheen. Feels bad man.
I think if i don't wait for the sheen, I'm just griefing myself.
Dude,
I am so strong.
We got 10 Adaptive Force.
I have
21 bonus AD
right now
with only Adorans.
So I have 11 bonus AD.
It's kind of wild.
There you go. It's kind of wild. Dude, I'm going to head fucking hard.
Oh wow, this guy really just committed to that flash. I'm dead.
Maybe?
Maybe not.
Okay. Maybe not. Why is Akali roaming bot at level 5?
Like, what the fuck?
What is happening?
Dude don't freeze the wave, it doesn't matter.
You're just gonna die.
Got it.
I didn't even hit that guy.
Like, if that guy just didn't try to freeze the wave by the way he would have been fine. Just to clarify like how dumb that was of that player. so Wait. Like, the wave has literally crashed into the turret and Taric was just tanking his HP for fun.
Dude I'm telling you... people overvalue freezing bot lane. they'll take their entire hp bar to
freeze a wave that doesn't even matter because like if you take your
entire hp bar to freeze a wave you're just gonna have to back and then how do we pressure the
freeze wave when you're backed you know it doesn't make any sense uh Dude, my fucking mouse wheel is fucking up again. Wait, we dive this guy 100%. What the fuck? uh uh is
i mean we can fight this. I have heal.
Damn.
It was close.
I still think it was a good fight, by the way.
Like high key that was still a good fight for us. We just...
Terek just kind of went late
He needed to go before the Akali got there
He hesitated a bit and it this over
how does this mazahar have such ocs
it's wild
Tell you man just like last game, like we're in masters right now and people still don't focus on csing
i'm telling you it's like high key cssing is the best way to climb in league by far so is oh she should die hopefully Cool.
This guy went Red Cane, that's crazy doesn't red king suck show Oh, wait. Holy fuck what a game so Just a happy pride month, partner.
Hey, happy pride
month to you too, bro.... so That guy was greedy as fuck. uh-oh How did I land?
Oh my god.
Oh my god. uh Oh, this is actually really bad. I think I'm dead.
Yeah...I was gonna say I'm pretty sure I'm dead there.
Uh, I eat forward like an absolute ape.
I limit tested a little bit too hard. A little tiny bit too hard on the limit test there.
This mouse should just go farm bot lane.
Wait, I can actually kill this Akali.
There's no way this guy stays right Fuck me
I fucked up Fuck me.
I fucked up. I should've just gone to dragon,
I was limit testing again.
I don't know why man, why do I do this?
Every time I get fed on Ezreal, when I'm
in a good mood, I'll limit test my ass
off for fun.
It's not
good. I should just let Akali back there,
right? You let Akali back and then you fucking...
Like, you literally just let Akali back,
right? And then after Akali backs, you just
take Dragon for free.
That's like how you play that correctly but i'm just
i'm an ape man i just wanted to fight i actually think i could have killed
both of them if i played it better. Like, unironically.
I also think I killed that Aatro rocks right there Shut down. Yeah, I totally have overruns.
Marv or death!
Shut down.
Ha! shut down dude watch how fast you take turrets with
two items this early in the game
look how disgusting this is I hate the word, like it's so gross how fast you can take turns with Ezreal with like the
stacking passive and shit. Let's do this.
Let's do Rift. Oh, somebody is TPing.
Ooh, this isn't good.
I can't see into the pit.
Ooh... that's not good.
Whoa!
What is going on over here?
... Hmm. Let me just go top there's is getting
botzy too but somebody's got to be up here
we're either gonna lose rift or lose top right now. Somebody has to come up here.
I can't walk through the jungle though, like
I will die.
Fuck it let's keep going. Let's get T2 mid.
This is gonna be a really weird series of events because we're gonna be trading a lot of turrets on the map all at once like they them and us.
Like if they don't back right now, we can just take...
We can keep going. And we win this extremely hard.
Maybe we win the split.
Okay, let's back.
Not bad though! We got really good damage on that turret.
We almost got it.
Oh.
Was that warded?
Or did his E... I guess his E must have given me vision.
Or given him vision.
But if I'm here
and his E is here
does it give him vision of this when he's here?
It shouldn't right?
Am I stupid?
I don't think
it does.
Maybe
I'm wrong.
Okay. I don't actually know that mechanic.
Dude, you guys know how you're smurfing on Ezreal?
You can tell when you almost have three items before your mana moon is stacked.
That's how you know you're smurfing on Ez, like you're having a good Ez game. Okay.
Man, you guys are toxic.
Why are we going this hard on me, man?
What are we doing? Oh! yeah so Wow, he almost one-shot me there.
Who's tilted by the way? It must be Viego.
Like it's gotta be Viego who is tilted but like I don't even know why he'd be tilted. It doesn't make sense.
The only reason I think he'd be tilted is that Darius is not grouping and just like splitting perma to get side turrets and shit, but... I mean Darius is extremely strong now like if he groups up
he has so much gold that he's just strong as fuck.
I do think it's the Viego,
by the way, who's tilting.
I'm almost positive.
Like, it would make perfect sense that guy still wouldn't tilt him
because the play he just made was...he didn't even ulti.
... okay anyway so uh huh uh What was that?
Okay, now let's see. What was that okay now this is what was that bro
i mean there's no way they can do baron against an ezreal right now
there's like zero chance, so. Okay. oh that was just a whoring call whoever made that call needs to not be making calls so I Got any mortal reminder I feel like I need Mortal Reminder.
I'm gonna go Frozen Heart, though.
Like, I think Grudge is better
but Frozen Heart's nice because now
the only person who can kill me is Akali.
So it's not the worst item,
because I have a lead.
Normally I wouldn't do this, but I think
I'd do enough damage with Shoujin.
Okay. this but I think I do enough damage with Shogun. Oops! Oops. um i'm always Oh, Aatrox is actually trying to split.
I mean that's not going to go well for them. so so uh okay GG!
Nice job, guys.
Oh my god
i don't know who to honor i'll give it to tarik for that hilarious early flash stun
where he grieved himself out of the kill to flash A little bit of an Ezreal masterclass.
We are kind of against, like, masters players, so they're not very good.
Alright boys,
back to the Aurora.
Back to the Aurora gameplay!
Can I get a Poggers in the chat? Thank you.
Let's check it out, boys. Let's see the most
broken fucking 200,000 year
champion. Let's take
a look.
Ha ha! Wait, you can't leave?
I thought it just slowed you, not trapped you. What is this champion? Like, what is happening?. What the fuck is going on?
I need, like my boomer ass brain needs to slow
this down.
I have to slow this down. My brain is not fast enough
So Jolton uses the stealth
I gotta mute this. That was awful.
Then she uses... She dashes,
Qs,
E's the backline
one-shots them for some reason
so she can literally
just go to the
back line while invisible
so she's
invisible and
she can go to the
carries in the fight while
invisible from one side of her thing
to the other
and they can't
even leave
the thing that she's in
because they're trapped.
What?
So they're trapped in the J4 ult, or the Camille ulti or whatever.
While she can go from one side to the other instantly,
while she's invisible,
if she kills... Let's say the AD carry is here.
She kills the AD carry carry then she can reset her invisibility after killing the
adc she can just go invisible or she can teleport back to the other side of the thing after she kills the AD.
Like, why?
Why is this like...
What am I watching? Like what?
Okay. Like, what?
Okay. I don't know what to say.
This is wild! Watch this team fight.
Watch this.
She's here.
So her R isn't targeted. She can
just put her R down wherever
she wants.
Like, she doesn't have to target
a champion.
Like, J4 and Camille have to target a champion. Like,
J4 and Camille have to use their ulti
on a champion.
They were like, that's too balanced.
What we need to do is we need to make
a ranged version of the
J4 ulti that traps everybody in it while
simultaneously slowing them and also making it so you can teleport through your ulti.
Watch this. Like...
Like, what?
Why?
What the absolute fuck, man?
Okay. What the absolute fuck, man?
Nah.
Oh my god.
Dude, I... dude dude there's no way
that champion is going to be able
To be balanced by the way
There is absolutely
Zero chance
They're gonna be able to balance that
Like that.
Like, that is literally the mage version of Zeri
and Kassante.
That's the assassin
mage version of Zeri Kasante.
Where like, for the next... I don't know year and a half?
They're not gonna be able to actually balance that champion
For like a year and a half
they're gonna have to change the champion a thousand times
they're gonna have to be like oh like we need to nerf this buff buff this, do this... It's like...
Because pro players are gonna be
too good. This is what
like- This is the easiest way to put this
That champion skill ceiling
is so fucking high that a pro player
is going to be so good
they're going to be able to just 1v9 on him.
Minions not only that but it's also going to be incredibly unfun to play versus. Dude, this is my one issue
with Riot games coming out
with new champs.
I think it's cool.
Listen,
I think new champions
are really cool for the game.
They make the game not stale, right? Like I think
Riot needs to release new champs, right?
It makes sense. It makes the game not
stale. It makes you have something
to look forward to. The champions are
cute. You know, it is what it is right like it's fine but why
do you need to make the most unfun champions to play versus in existence.
We already fucked up the lane.
Karma should have been forward with me, and we
should have Q'd as they walked out, and chunked
them to half, but... I was raging about a cute bunny girl so like my bad No, like real talk though.
It's absolutely gross.
How did I miss that?
What the fuck?
Wow, I'm just missing Q's.
Like...I don't think you should ever make a champion that is THAT unfun to play versus. Because like I said,
I don't even care
that Kassante is
like OP.
Right?
Like tell me this.
Do you guys actually
care that Kassante
is like OP
or do you more
care that like
you don't get to play the game while he's on top of
you
because like if a champion is OP
and they have counter play
like i'm okay with that right like that's fine man because it's like okay this
champion can one-shot me but i can also just kill him so it's like balanced in its own way I gotta be care.
The Thresh is gonna try and flash on me.
But, like, when a champion
is...
It's the Zeri-Kissante problem
of they kill you without you being able to do anything back
that's the issue with the champions uh focus
we should just w this uh jinx by the way there you go. Huge. uh let's uh go E-V-O.
Oh, time out everyone! Don't give me the bike timing!
I didn't see any of these priceless artifacts. Well, that's the thing.
Okay.
This is the problem with champions
overloaded kits.
It's not that they have an overloaded
thing of their unkillable or
they do too much damage
or they're like too mobile it's that they have all of those things
like if a champion has an obvious counterplay to it, the champion is balanced. The champion can one-shot me for 10,000 damage with an auto attack.
But if I know his counterplay is never letting him auto me because he does nothing else...
He's balanced.
That means that like let's say he has one range...
Right? Let's say his melee range and he has no gap closers
He literally has no spells
And he can only auto attack me
That is his only ability,
is only able to auto, right?
He has no way of getting on me after he autos.
Okay. is so Dude, what the fuck man? is like fuck off god damn dude why am i getting four-manned by the entire women's olympics red team fuck off an enemy has been slain i'll make this Holy fucking shnikes dude That guy's dead.
Dude, my mouse is gonna drive me fucking off a wall.
Why is Aatrox here?
What the fuck? An enemy has been spotted again. uh He's at 1 HP. Nah, that's BS.
Okay, nice.
Nice! I was saying, if that guy actually lives at 1 HP,
I'm going to fucking quit League.
This game's shit. Okay. dude you know why league is also fucking hard to get into.
League is also extremely hard to get into, the barrier entry gets bigger and bigger
every time they release champions
where like you have to read a fucking novel
to learn how to play the champion.
Straight up,
every time they release a champ
where you have
to read
a fucking
10-page
instruction manual
and if you're in that champion like if you're like in that champion
like if you take like a on a week break from
the game you come back and your verse is like
harry potter bunny girl teleport like fucking god tier champ?
Like, you take a week off and you come back to that?
But you just don't want to play anymore because you're like, what the fuck do I do? i do uh so Or follow the compass in their heart.
Look, I feel bad for people that are like casual league players
because it's like if you want to like take a break for
a month two months life happens you can't play the game for a few months you come back the entire
fucking game is different and then like you also- The worst part about it too
is when you come back
you get flamed
by your team
for not knowing
how to play the game
that changes every month.
So I feel bad for casual players man.
How the fuck are you supposed to play League?
Right? Like, ow.
The entire game changes every two months!
It's good, but it's also bad.
Okay. What's going on? You love League, but you don't have time to play 50 games to learn what all the new champs do.
I totally get it.
Okay. so like if you ever wonder why league is dying it's not because it's a bad game, it's just that yeah like it's hard to get new players in when
you know nobody wants to have to keep relearning the game every five minutes. do it again A beaten path is a boring path. so I'm so dead.
Where am I?
I'm dead, I'm alive!
I'm dead.
Would it be on League of Legends game if we didn't throw it a bit though?
I think not.
Honestly, down! I'm down to give Jinx 3000 gold. At least now the game will be fun. I was getting bored, if we lose we lose but i was getting
bored out of my fucking mind uh Maybe the Jinx having 10,000 gold will make the game more challenging.
Wait, does damage not remove that guy's ult oh i actually didn't know that uh
straight up i always thought talia uh
all right i thought if you hit her, it knocked her off her ult. That's how her ult worked. uh um Thanks for watching! an enemy has been slain i'm surprised they didn't forfeit man No way to predict his moves, he's got a headshot. That's why I wing it!
God that fist!
God, Leigh... You're embarrassing me even further! Just to put it in perspective for you guys, these people are down every single one of their towers.
And the- and its 22 to 8.
So yeah, I think they should forfeit.
Like just...
like not even in a mean way
but just put into some perspective
i think we are currently up about 10 000 maybe 12 000 gold at 16 minutes is pretty insane I always know you
here exploration runs in my family so uh so so Oh, we're about to get a pre-20 Nexus kill. so I'll give the enemy team credit. The fact that they are trying to win this game right now,
when it's 18 minutes and they have 0 turrets on the map with three heads down.
I'll give them credit.
These guys have some insane drive.
This is their nexus.
These guys have some crazy levels of fucking willpower I'm at my best when the world of Annihilation.
Like, I don't even have my mana moon finished yet.
Let's just end the game guys they have no turrets so I'll be honest though
i wish i could honor the enemy team because i kind of respect them trying to win that Okay. Man, I only got 20 LP for that shit?
Dude.
My own mind
dude that's the second time i've won a game on israel before finishing my mana moon. Wait a second.
What's going on? Hold on everybody!
Hold on. There is some juicy new League of Legends drama.
Everybody unmute, tune in, tab in, do whatever.
This is juicy, hot off the presses League of Legends drama.
So... Ma. So,
Doanel or
Dantes broke up
with his girlfriend, okay?
And because it was so public that he was dating her, He felt the need to say it in a message that he broke up
So people wouldn't ask about the relationship on stream.
Which I think is fun.
He stated
something along the lines of
if I recall of...
If I recall, he stated something along the lines of
He doesn't think it's good for him to be in a relationship right now
because he is following
pretty much mentally all in on growing
his stream and trying to
make streaming a career
and he doesn't have time for anything else
which I think is
understandable, right?
That is an understandable thing to want.
And sometimes people can't juggle relationships
while simultaneously trying to give their all
to their career.
It's just,
it is what events
and so that's his choice
to make whatever right?
So he made the statement
he did all that shit
Tarzan being the absolute So he made the statement, he did all that shit.
Tarzan being the absolute peak
human being
that he is
decided
to make a joke
about To make a joke...
Right? He, like, Dante's wrote all this. You can come read it if you want.
I'm not gonna, like, cover that.
Tarzan being just the peak human being
that he is, I don't know where it
is but maybe he deleted the message
He
made a joke
about how
now joke about how now
him and Dantes can date or some shit
and he basically flamed
Dante's ex-girlfriend.
Dante didn't want him doing that, dantas flamed tarzan and now this is the best
part now there's like drama between these two he, can I come over now?
Dante's got mad that he said this,
thought it was disrespectful
and then he said,
I don't want to have anything
to do with you anymore.
You're never invited
Over again
Take care
Right
So he's like
Oh okay
Now
Tarzan is upset
So instead of Talking To Tarzane is upset.
So instead of talking privately
about all of this shit,
they're making it into content
and I haven't seen this yet, but it's brand new.
Oh my god, man.
Dude, apparently Dantes is not happy with Tarzan.
I know you're probably sitting here reading this post from your alt account, you know, the one
you'd use to stalk your exes and people
you had blocked. Remember how you'd sit
there and ask Laura in Brazil about how
every streamer and her I had a problem with,
and then after you and her had a disagreement, you sat
there, DMed almost
every single one of the things that she would tell you in confidence.
You messaged people you didn't talk to in six months, there's a shit on her
and then sat there and publicly humiliated her out of nothing but the malice
you carry in your heart."
I hate to be that guy,
but you aren't the victim in this situation.
There's a reason why at 29 years old you can barely even have
a handful of people
that you call friends
because you always show your truth.
This is funny.
There's a reason why all your previous friendships failed and a reason why receiving friendships never
lasts apart from tyler one that keeps distance from you let's not comment about the fact
that you'd even tell me privately
that you think he's washed up nowadays
he stuck file information against people keep it in your arsenal and the second
things go south you use it like it's ammunition.
You have no respect for anyone truly.
I hate that I was the kind of man that still knowing all that
gave me the benefit of the doubt allowing myself to get somewhat close.
The reason why I'm willing to go full score shirt now
is because I took a relationship where my partner truly saw me and was able to realize blah, blah, blah.
When you sit here alone tonight, you're staring at the comments just asking if there's any comment or things regarding your life today that I ever used against you?
I only hope they use that."
I mean Dante isn't like a very emotional person. I only hope that you stay.
Aridantes is, like, a very emotional person.
But, dude... Tarzan's kind of a douchebag.
But everybody knows that, right?
Like, everybody knows Tarzan's a dick.
I think it's wild
just personally
I think it's wild
that uh
Dante's couldn't figure
that out
um that out. What am I reading?
Hi, you're blocked. She's mad weird
and you weren't wrong.
Wait, what'd I say what happened
what the fuck
private bro
what
what do you mean
I don't know
what this screenshot
proves
I have no idea
what this screenshot
even means
but
I love this drama, man.
I like how all the comments are just
Tarzan being an idiot or an no way
dude i think it's i think it's interesting.
The League scene... This is why I hate
League of Legends.
Or the League scene.
Guys,
I've been in
the League of Legends scene for 11 years now.
I've been streaming in the league scene for 11 years.
I've been in the league scene for 13 years.
It's just always been childish high school drama bullshits. It is what it is.
It's entertaining, but
it's definitely, uh...
It's definitely like streamers?
Let's put it this way.
And I can speak from experience on this.
Because I've had my fair share of streamer drama.
Streamers don't know how to deal with the drama that is happening publicly
because it's something they never had to deal with.
When streamers
publicly talk about stuff,
they don't
know how to deal with it if it doesn't last
forever or something changes, right?
So if like something bad happens and there's drama
they don't know how to like
either ignore the drama
or not
talk about it on stream.
Take it from me i was one of those streamers for a long time right like when i was a big
streamer i mean i didn't know how to, not talk about all of my
personal life on stream. Because it was easy, right?
So I was like,
I get it. But I do think
it's interesting and kind of
fucked up because you can see the two-facedness
of streaming. Streaming,
streamers are all two-faced. Well not all but
most streamers are just two-faced fucks
like they will
basically suck your dick if you're a big streamer.
If you're a known big streamer
or you're popular, or you're on
the rise of a streamer or something like that,
they will suck your cock for clowning.
It's like anything else, right?
It's just like
high school shit.
Business shit, whatever it is.
They'll do it though.
They'll give you the glug-glug
so that they can fucking
act like they care.
But it's, like, dude,
that's why you just
don't give a fuck.
Like...
I think
that's why...
I think not giving a fuck about people who stream is probably a good idea.
Because everybody will do it. because everybody's
will stand on top of you
to get to the top.
You know what I mean? It is what it is.
It's the way the scene works.
Not everybody, but a lot of people.
Like I mean, I've been around streaming for 11 years.
I've seen a lot of drama.
I've seen behind the scenes.
I've seen a lot of people put other people down behind the
scenes.
I've seen people like blow up people's contracts behind the scenes. I've seen people blow up people's contracts
behind the scenes.
I've seen really big fucking...
People would go out of their way
to try and ruin somebody's career.
Like, I saw somebody one time pay for somebody's career. Like, I saw somebody one time
pay for somebody's account
to be botted on Twitch.
They paid to bot somebody
they didn't like's account
on Twitch
hoping that Twitch
would ban their account.
That
actually was a thing.
Which is crazy.
It's crazy
but I did watch that happen
no
I'm not talking about
Extinction
but I
there's tons of shit.
League of Legends is...
Or just streaming in general and especially streaming league where everybody else is like...
League is even more concentrated.
Streaming in general is usually a pretty bad...
Streamers are
really stupid people, 90% of the time.
But I mean, like I said,
I'm speaking for experience. I've been a streamer.
I know how stupid I was and I still am.
But I'm saying like for experience
streamers are fucking stupid. And so
they're socially stupid, they're stupid stupid
the average streamer's a moron
but it's also funny because
The League takes it even further right? Like League of Legends takes that
like streamers being stupid
and makes it even more insane.
Because at because it's like league players are even more
stupid than the average
stupid streamer
it was really funny Stupid streamer.
It's really funny.
People did to a Shin-Shin.
Bro, Shin-Shin like literally was talking to underage girls.
I can't be on Hoshinshin's side there.
I'm sorry.
I can't
be on the side of somebody who was actively talking to girls that were underage.
I can't do it.
I can't be on the side of that.
I think that like...
People might go too far with stuff sometimes.
Like, if you don't like somebody's behavior,
You can just not promote that behavior by talking about them
or watching them or supporting them.
Hate-watching is still supporting the streamer,
so if you're hate-watching somebody,
you're still supporting them.
So it's like... If you really don't like somebody and you don't want to see
them succeed, you should just
stop doing anything with that person
at all, right? Because that's the best way to see
first of all, they'd be happier and second of all, they'd see somebody succeed. the best way to see so first of all to be happier and second
of all that i'd see somebody succeed the best way to do it just ignore that person completely But yeah, I'll be real.
I can't be on the side of a Shin-Chen man.
Like my man...
I'm sure people made stuff up about him.
I'm sure some of the crap that was said
about him was made up.
But... He admitted himself that he... was made up, but he admitted
himself that he was talking
to underage girls at one point.
Like knowingly
they were like underage
continued to talk
to them for long
periods of time
like sexually
and stuff like that.
I can't get behind
that man.
It's really easy
not to do that.
Like I can't defend
that you know what
I mean?
And somebody who is 33 years old it's as somebody who is 33 years old
it's really easy to not talk
to underage girls
like it's really Like, some might say
the easiest.
Okay, I mean,
I'm here.
Bro, I was...
... don't make me put my goggles on
why didn't he just hook or flat i had to get water man fuck off oh i'm pushing the wave bro chill
this is why i mute all at the start of games, man. Because these people are fucking crazy.
Oh, I got the kill!
I think that's worth.
I mean my wave is kind of fucked but I didn't use any big cooldowns.
Just get level 2. There you go.
I'll be real...
That Thresh is not very smart.
But he did fix my wave, so like I'm down.
But yeah, I saved my flash.
I think Thresh
saved his flash too, yeah?
Perfect.
No problems here! Blast them, zombies! I'm going to try and get the last one. oh What am I watching?
I think the cane is in our jungle. That's why all these pings are happening, but...
...I don't think it actually matters. so so You know what's funny?
If I had Conqueror,
I would have killed all three not even kidding Ooh.
Damn, that sucks.
I knew that there was a chance
that the Kayn was still there, but...
Damn.
That actually makes me
so sad.
Because I knew there was a chance Kayn was there?
I should have just flashed the
row and engage. I would've killed all three. Dude, I also
would have killed Kayn if I had
Conqueror. Like, I'm not
even memeing. He would have died there because I could have
flashed forward on him when he was at 20%.
And I would have had the conch stacks for
the adaptive i usually take press the attack now
though because i think it's better overall but like that
one scenario conqueror was actually just better
it's really tragic
no the stress is playing well. If anything I missed a kill twice now. I missed a kill on the Kayn and I missed a kill on the Kai'Sa.
Like, I could have flashed forward earlier and probably killed them both.
Like, I might have died myself. That's why I didn't do it.
But I could've definitely traded. What the fuck is this man? so To lose it all, but in the end it doesn't even matter
doesn't even matter how hard you try keep that in mind i designed this run to his family um I don't wanna go back honestly Shyvana is here though though so it might be better to just not go back out uh Yeah, I think we just leave. Our tempo is so off, by the way.
This actually really sucks because my tempo is ultra fucked
pike mid fuckery i think like it's good uh I don't know how
good it is this game cuz it's like but I mean I think like that's good
it just depends like you have to be good at it Like, to me, Pyke mid is like one of those things where
if you're good at Pyke mid
uh
you can carry games. Like, Davemon is extremely fucking good at Pyke mid
And if you watch Davemon right? He just beast modes games man Got talent, there's no such thing as a lucky shot. That being said, I don't think anybody is actually good at Pike Mid except for DaveModden.
So it's kind of hard to defend it. yeah that was on Triforce. I'm going to go ahead and do that. uh is so so Not bad at all.
This is to the radio to remember
this city My accountant's way too good at his job.
Built this city on rock and roll!
This city!
We built this city on rock and roll.
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll! Whoa. whoa
what the fuck so Whatever.
I should have just reacted better and flashed the KW.
Ooh, close one. Kaisa's like I got him! Thresh is like boop.
Chat's moving so fast
no one will see that I'm gay
that's okay man
I agree with you
your chat is moving at lightning speed
your sequel at lightning speed.
Your secret is safe with me.
You're embarrassing me in my own way! Oh, shit! so too old for what I prefer to
React to Kane's shit? Oh yeah true. Boomer.
... so uh Oh, shit. Oh!
A little bit of the fade away.
Woo! A little bit of the fadeaway!
You guys know you like that one Your team has destroyed a turret.
Shut down launchers! I need 100 gold. Godlike.
Godlike. I have no mana.
I wonder if i could actually kill him with no mana just by autoing.
It was close! I mean, I'm dead.
The answer was no, by the way.
But I had to try.
Like I feel like I had to try right? Like I needed to test that.
I had to limit test that.
In the future,
the answer was indeed no.
You definitely need mana, but
you know, now we
know, right boys?
Now we know. I had to code in some gifs. Something about, uh...
Back from the end of times, the usual.
One of this ruby scarab.
It looked great on my mantle. I'm going to go ahead and do that. me
the Double kill so uh I'm assuming there's something to Flickerblade Shiv.
Like, I've seen multiple people do that so I'm assuming some- there's something to it. so like if that was the first time i'm seeing it then i'd be like oh yeah but no
i genuinely think like there must be some sort of interaction with
it where it just does something really OP.
Because I've seen a lot of Shyvanas get that. so Okay. History repeats itself. yourself
you're the best around nothing's gonna take you down, You're the best around.
You're the best around.. Wait a second!
What does this mean, dude?
Wait I just saw a tweet from fucking Pokimane.
Okay what is-I mean what does this mean?
What are you trying to say?
Dating a League of Legends player is truly a canon event what do you mean
dating a league player is great you never have to worry about them ever cheating on you.
Because the only fucking they're doing is from the Rift.. Dantes and, okay hold on.
I gotta go look at this.
Dantes and Tarzan arguing.
Okay hold on.
Hold on I need to go look at this.
I'm living for this.
Oh, I thought they said something new.
I thought they said something new.
They haven't said anything new.
It's just Tarzan calling him out.
I read this earlier.
It's just Tarzan saying...
Sorry, it's just Dante
saying Tarzan is a bad player. Or a bad
person. Which is, I mean...
I mean,
it's obvious.
Like,
Tarzan is a bad person.
I mean, more to him. You know what I mean? Tarzan said something nine minutes ago?
I mean, I don't know if I can see Tarzans... things dante's did to me while his friend. Oh my god!
Dude, this is the most childish
like ridiculous
shit ever. Like
are you two fucking people?
Oh my god.
It's cinema.
They're actual children.
Blamed me for the entire Brazil trip.
Everyone saying he was playing poorly and we needed to swap roles.
I would go out of my way to try and coach him and critique him,
but he merely cared more about the public opinion rather than improving.
I mean yes, he is a content creator.
He did not care.
I get it. Blackmailed me content creator. He did not care.
I get it.
Blackmailed me.
Put our entire friendship on the line trying to get in...
Hold on.
Trying to get information from me
when his ex-girlfriend had a disagreement?
I mean,
I doubt that, but maybe.
Used me as content for years and pretended to be my friend.
I don't think he was pretending to be your friend.
I think you both...
How is Tarzan made pretending to be your friend. I think you both, like... Oh my god.
How is Tarzan making himself
the victim?
They're both stupid.
Watch someone in real life
tell me to shut the fuck up and get
the fuck out of our team room as Captain
basically plus one'd him.
Why is it... Why is it
Dante's job
to, like,
defend you
if somebody is telling you to shut the fuck up IRL.
Why is it his job to like, tell the guy not to say that?
Like be a man.
Just like you're in person.
You are standing next to a guy who just told
you to shut the fuck up.
Either tell him no or
tell him to shut the fuck up back. Like, I don't understand why you're
mad about this.
This is like my best friend
didn't defend me. Like what are you talking about?
Who cares?
The fact he is in real life
is crazy. This is crazy to me.
It's okay to lie
in your deliverance.
After all these years, you truly live in a world where you only believe in your own lies is the main character of every scenario that you're presented with. I mean, I don't know enough about Dantes to know what this means like maybe he maybe he lies about stuff? Everybody lies about stuff.
Dude, streaming... I talked about this earlier.
Every streamer
is a liar.
Every one of them.
Like, every big streamer has lied or done something to set deceitful behind the scenes
at some point this is just stupid like this is like the pot calling the kettle black
like dude who cares?
It doesn't matter
It's very odd to see you bring up Tyler when this
guy goes out of his way to contact me and has good intentions
hard enough to apologize to me when he does something wrong.
I mean...
Why are we
even bringing up Tyler?
How did Tyler even get put in
this fucking conversation.
Like, what is even happening right now?
Like, I can't imagine
like how in any world you're
like bragging about being Tyler's friend as
like, what's happening?
This is sad
who gives a
i may have one of the worst reputations in the league scene,
but I have something that you will never have.
Good values, moral and a heart.
Okay, listen...
I played a game with Tarzane when he was duo with his gold girlfriend.
We were playing in Diamond 3, okay?
I said on my stream, I think this person is being boosted by the jungler.
I didn't know it was Tarzend.
I said I think this person is being boosted.
This person does not play like a diamond player.
That support dropped 15 deaths.
I said yeah, this player sucks.
I didn't know it was Tarzand and his girlfriend at the time when I said that.
Tarzand told me to kill myself
and...
And said I'm
the worst player he's ever played with in League of Legends.
He proceeded to call me ugly,
said I had a failing stream
and I was the worst player to ever play with him
because I said his girlfriend wasn't
a Diamond player when she
was not a Diamond player. She dropped 15
deaths, so yes.
I cannot say you have good values
moral and heart
when I cannot say you have good values, moral and a heart when
I've never had a positive experience with him ever.
But I don't know on a personal level so I don't know you know maybe he does but that's a that's crazy statement despite
the way you treated me i still figured you were influenced by someone you're in love
with and saw your true colors i don't use people for clout
I don't use people for money
I mean this is a lie
I could make a statement right now saying that,
like,
I don't understand.
Like,
I mean,
there's a lot.
If you're a streamer,
you use people for cloud.
It's not using people in the term of like, I'm only being friends
with somebody because they're a big streamer
but you're just lying
You on the other hand...
I feel like Tarzan thinks that he cooked or something.
This is-I mean, I love this drama! This shit's great.
I feel like he thinks he cooked with this drama. This shit's great. I feel like he thinks
he cooked with this statement.
He's like,
you on the other hand...
dot, dot, dot.
Yeah. Dude,
being old and being in the league scene and the streaming scene
for over 10 years now,
watching everybody go through the same shit that I saw
10 years ago when streaming
was starting out is just
cinema to me.
I have a newfound understanding
of you know in the movies
when the old people
like the old wise guy
like the vet or whatever
is talking to the new main character
and he's like
You're going to regret doing this. And the main character, and he's like you're going to regret doing this.
And the main character is like no, I'm gonna
do it different. And then the main character
literally does everything the other guy did
and he was like he could see it happening
in real time and And you were like...
I told you.
Like, I feel like the old guy now.
I'm the guy who's seen all of this shit unwind a thousand times
and I know how it's always going to play out
and it's always going to play out And it's hilarious
Okay I think it's funny that they're not talking about this privately.
Like, dude...
They are so invested in just flaming each other on Twitter.
Yeah. and just flaming each other on Twitter. Wait, is Tarzan streaming? Holy fuck, he's got 6k viewers.
Hey! Don't ever let people tell you drama doesn't
make you popular. I do like his shirt though
that's a
pretty good shirt
I kind of like the tie dye pink white shirt.
I kind of like the tie-dye pink white shirt.
That's a nice shirt, that's good.
Ha ha ha! You're welcome. Somebody called the autistic. Okay. Wait, who's hitting no?
Oh my god.
His team hit no when somebody literally AFK'd.
What the fuck?! Why did they just hit no? But how can you call Tyler walked up in terms of your account? How could he say that? Tyler literally has 16k viewers right now. Wait, did Doel tweet something new?
Oh my god.
He made a new tweet?
Oh my god, he made a new tweet? OH MY GOD
What is happening?! What do you mean? What do you mean?.....
Everybody is their own main character. That is just how life works.
Every person has their own main character in their mind. Oh my god. I can't.
I'm dying, man.
This is great. So, so I figured I should play a league game.
I was enjoying the cinema but
I figured I should do one league game okay so I can't, man! Oh my god.
Listen, I might be really toxic in League of Legends...
Right?
I might be a toxic piece of shit sometimes in League...
But...
Feels like the whole world's gone crazy! I don't get into drama.
You have to give me that.
I am good at not getting into drama in the streaming scene because...
I drop my fucking hatred of people after League of Legends.
Like, I don't
give a fuck about people
outside of League...
Like, in-game if you hit me, I'm gonna be tilted.
But it's a video game.
So after we get out of the game, I don't give a fuck.
I don't hold grudges for League of Legends.
It's just stupid.
Also, why do they have a Yumi jungle?
Can somebody explain to me why the fucking enemy team
has a Yuumi jungle and Karthus supports?
What is happening?
Hello?
Okay. do i wear my gauntlet or is my gauntlet where
why am i landing 1v3 where's my Nautilus? What is going on?!
Who needs a map? What is happening? happening he learned that from me Cool
What the fuck about it, don't worry guys, just landing 1v3 in a master tier... North American Master Tier banger of a game. game What the fuck is happening man? uh oh my god Another day, another bullseye.
Class has gone. I don't even know what to say man. How's your guys day going chat? Everybody having a wonderful day today oh What is happening right now?
You walked 15 miles yesterday? Damn. Oh, no! That's insane. May I ask why?
Does yours feel like it? uh is you live in new york ah Ah!
Ancient magic!
I'm not the Magic Artifact Police. Dude, I want to see what the drama is.
Hold on.
I think I can tab out, right?
I can tab out in this game and see what the drama is?
How is his game still going on, man?
Last time I was in Shurima... Something about, uh... Wait, I want to hear what he has to say. I'm always open to new ideas. There it is.
Oh, Kevin! uh i'm at my best in the world from the break of annihilation huh so haha yes Who's Matthew? matthew oh so so Wait, I didn't even get an assist for that. That guy said just hook up with his axe.
What the fuck man? I can't get all the has been seeking uh oh your name I mean, I'm gonna keep it real.
I don't understand why nobody dodged the uni jungle but I'm sorry. What's happening this game?
I'm not sure.
I think the enemy Yuumi had a seizure in champ select
and decided to run it down.
So, you know,
I don't know.
This guy just decided for absolutely no reason they wanted to run it down.
Don't know.
Dude, the drama going on right now is so good.
I was bored as fuck playing League today. This shit is peak What's Tyler up to while we wait for...
Playing Draven........ you you
you
you
you
you
you
you you Tyler's like GM, right?. he's been playing
four hours and
he's gotten seven games already?
Oh, God.
His MMR is fucked.
He got 18.
Oh, no. His MMRs real cooked I was going on here This guy's game is still
going on.
I'm losing
interest, man.
If I'm being honest,
I am losing interest Okay... I feel like if you have to say you're a good person, there's some deeper things going on there. Okay..... an act to boost viewers who knows. No, no. Please tell me you didn't Google what grievance meant. even spent Okay.. See? See,
I feel like this right here
if
it wasn't
people with no brain activity i feel like
like streamers are funny.
Think about this.
When something happens like that, wouldn't you be able to simply...
Like a normal human would just message them privately and say, my bad man. it wasn't meant to be
mean
it was meant as a joke
and I messed up my bad
I feel like that's literally all you'd It was meant as a joke, and I messed up. My bad.
I feel like that's literally all you'd have to say.. Oh, Oh my god. Jungle death, boys. so... you you
you... um what is happening right now?
Bro, I just wanna watch fucking...
Goddamn it.
Is Tyler playing Smolder AD?
Oh, God.
Like what has this come to?
My man is playing Smolder AD carry.
Okay. is playing smolder adk Nice job. All right, I'm bored of the drama.
I was interested for a little bit,
now I'm bored.
There's not enough drama happening
by me There's not enough drama happening.
My attention span has been destroyed.
Rip. Okay. Rep.
Fucking rip! All right. Alright. What do people care? I mean, it's just
like funny drama.
Drama's always kind of fun to look at.
Honest Champion Spotlight by Dr. Flowers.
Captain Flowers.. Yeah, Challenger changes every day.
Goes up and down. True. it's pretty much always up so Okay. true you. true True... you So,.. Ha! Okay.. That's fair.
I too hate Yone. so Very true. I don't know. Okay... Thank you. you Okay. Very valid, very valid.
That is true. Fair.
Yeah, I don't know what that is. Is it a book? Like,
is she like turning pages?
...
...
........... that is very fair Yumi is definitely
one of my most hated champions ever i mean i banned you me for like two full years
i banded that for literally two full years i would just only ban Yuumi every single
game.
Wait a second.
Guys?
We have weak side William
on my team.
Uh-oh. What? We have weak side William on my team. Uh oh.
This might not be good.
Uh oh.
Oh, please don't die!
I can't lose a Sidekick!
Oh no!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh
That could actually be the worst possible top lane we could have versus a vein
i would bet money weak side William is going to rage tilt after Vayne shits on him in lane. Is that my skill? totally meant to return that avarosan sculpture thingy
cool ice bow they shot me
minions They got both the ghost and the flash.
That's pretty good. I'm in my element, fighting evil. hmm Wow. That's fun.
I mean, I'll be real. The fact my Pyke whiffed his hook because he blind hooked the bush instead of simply just walking up and throwing his hook.
I definitely think this Pike might have brain cancer.
Oh, he's a Diamond 1 player who is first-timing Pyke as a Zilean one trick.
Okay.
He's a zillion support one trick
who decided to play first time pike.
You know what? know what it who cares
it is what it is Maybe he'll land a good spell. Who knows? There's an unspoken law in archaeology. I think I just watched on bigar
i think it's what's up vigar uh double kill of a la Blanc. so uh I hate the word steal. I prefer liberate or procuress.
All right, let's go. We should push this wave in. uh Weakside William has muted themselves! Blast away with magic that I don't even understand. An enemy has been slain. I'm being flanked by an Ashe support, man.
Bro, I'm getting flanked by a fucking Ashe support when I have a Pl plank, by the way.
We could very easily just double kill these guys.
Like if Pyke wanted to just fight we could very easily fight. i never miss but i have been known to fire a warning shot or two Once it's a ruin, I can legally lose
oh we 100% fight this. I don't even know what they were thinking yeah Exploration runs in my family.
It's in my blood.
Well, time out everyone! Don't continue to fight without me!
Okay...
This is it. Hmm. I mean, we're in a good spot.
Not the worst.
Caitlyn's still pretty strong, she has BF sword and I have more mobility than she does though, she has no boots.
I think we just kill her to be honest with Pyke.
She had no boots!
We have double boot two?
We probably just straight up killed them.
There! just straight up kill them see uh huh Woo! Oh. Oh Close okay how close am i to dying to Cait ult right now?
Ooh, I was pretty fun close wait oh my goodness Ah! Okay, that was really close.
The red buff literally saved my life
fucking red buff region saves my fucking life I'm fucking alive. Well...
I warned him. i can see so Wait, just kill that guy. is oh Oh. Got the kill though, got the kill. Let's go! oh Huh.
You're between me and Dwarven. Hmm... hmm uh skill reveal our way enemy rampage I blame the tur-
Weekside William is not having a great game. Why are we getting dragon? It's actually kind of weird.
I think we just grab this, no?
We should stack these Baro... They have a really good late game with this vayne like we gotta stack this shit
I got it back. I am um
Good luck, friends! I Got his banshees that's kind of wild yeah so so I think weak side William might be a littleic, guys. What do you think? uh Okay, I'm bad. Man!
I don't wanna talk about it.
I should have just let Pyke kill them both.
I like tabbed, noticed Pyke didn't have his ult
and I was like alright, I'm just gonna go for it.
My limit test ego
got the better
of me.
My limit testing ego.
I think the only bad part about what's happening right now is...
Vayne is one of those champs that's really hard to deal with when they're fed.
... so Ooh, Blanc got him though. uh uh we should push this all the way in. I mean, I could maybe try and kill this Veigar if he rotates. has been destroyed uh An enemy has been slain.
God, this is bad!
Must have ricocheted off a cricket or something. Huh! so Damn it! I missed my Q.
Dude, I had that guy too. That sucks.
He flashed into it. That's funny.
... On a good note though, his Seraphs is down and his ult's down. So that's not too bad.
And we got mid shoved so like you know that's not the worst oh pike got him nice
honestly we can just fight for this dragon i'm on my way so so uh so so Wait. Dude, right there! wait dude right baron
i'm actually almost positive we could just do baron here Baron here. so so so
hey jordan what you're gonna be in twitch and well nice to see you were still around.
Hope life's been kind to you.
Hey thanks man!
Sorry I just saw your message.
Thanks bro.
I hope you've had a good... i mean it sounds weird like to life hope you're being good man what is this so is so so hmm Hmm. so has been uh uh um pretty close to dragon soul it'd be lurking thanks man glad to have you huh by uh so so so I'm just gonna do Baron. Mini-Baron. Green Baron.
Actually, is Chemtank Drak green or white?
I don't really know.
It's like both.
Holy healing! Holy healings! some people call me a hero their words not mine is i am pretty damn strong right now
we're about to be 16-2.
Like, holy fuck I'm strong! uh An enemy has been slain uh uh Damn, we got Baron for him and my team still ran it down oh it was weak side william he's just chilling
last time i was in shurima
something about yeah i expect the boy weak side william
will probably run it down at some point but i mean he's just chilling you know
he's it's he's vibing so why did my uh j4 do that though Wow, that guy has 1 HP. Well, if I had my item
I would have killed them all
I think I might need
Do I want QSS this game?
I kind of do want it
Just in case I get like arrowed Or some shit assess this game, I kind of want... I kind of do want it.
Just in case I get like arrowed or some shit.
And he gives me some MR so it's not the worst item.
Dude, only in low master tier can I be an Ezreal with maximum items at 30 minutes into the game. And somehow some way your teammates will still manage to never play around you.
I pinged to come top and they A-ram mid.
Like mid inhib is down, we need to play mid. We have soul, we have baron... Nah, we gotta just A-RAM mid. That confirms it. I am a god.
Why doesn't the horn on him grow to me?
I mean, it's fucking weak side William, man. What do you want? I think Weeks at William might be one of the worst players in high elo.
It was one of those, man. Like, guys you gotta push sideways.
I don't know man man. You guys gotta do
macro.
We got to
some macro here, you know? Like we can't just
AFK. bro here you know like we can't just afk Wow.
I actually just got outplayed.
I mean, we might lose. It is what it is.
If we lose, we lose. I'm not too upset.
They should be able to wave clear. They have Ornn but like...
This jungler is retarded and weak side William is retarded. They're both really fucking bad.
All he should do right now is just ulti to clear the wave but he's too stupid
yeah told you somehow they'll be too stupid to just play with their teammates.
Welcome to Loilo!
Like, all they had to do was wait for us or engage before this happened but... we in low evil boys then it's still possible shut up Oh well, GG.
Yo, waves retard! Waves!
Like learn to push waves in!
Jesus Christ why am I the only one doing anything on our team?
Like, I'm okay with carrying retards but like you guys really gotta fucking...
Like, you guys got to actually play with me one time.
Right look at this!
What am I watching man?
Like just push waves you can't steal Elder!
God, you're so stupid.
You gave up the ability to steal Elder earlier when you died off-tempo, retard!
And we have
Weekside William
who's like
mentally retarded IRL
so like
we have the guy
who's mentally retarded
IRL
who's like
Tyler1's biggest fanboy
then we have
fucking
a Pyke
who can't group with his team. A LeBlanc who doesn't know what the term split push means.
I mean it is what it is, just like Jesus you guys really gotta relax. Relax.
You guys gotta give it to them, I mean... We're just gonna have to fight them.
That's just what it is. have to fight them.
That's just what it is.
Well he finally upgraded my thing at 33 minutes into the game! My Ornn finally upgraded my thing, cool.
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm okay with this loss though because
honestly nobody but me deserved to win this.
And I mean, I was just
playing for fun.
Carrying low elo
players is not worth it because like I know that I can win whenever I want.
Whereas these players...
I gotta work extra hard to carry retards and it's just not worth it, you know? Like, Glow Masters to me is like...
If you had a visual representation of people who ride the short bus every day,
that's the average low-masters player to me. So like I don't really care
We have a Pyke player whose first timing pyke has a zel one trick
we have a poppy one trick. We have Poppy one trick, first timing J4.
We have weak side William
trying to Q-snipe Tyler1. Thank you.. They deserve me to end them....................... Weakside William might be retarded.
So I don't want to keep flaming him because, like,
I feel like I'm punching toddlers, you know........ so what else to care about Welcome to Summer's Rift.
30 seconds until minions spawn.
My wife's eyes glow with spectral magic, I'm sure it's fine Minions have spawned. school It ain't the grave I fear.
It's what crawls out of it now so so I can see there are so so Maybe I should.
Maybe I should have gone back on this timer.
I always wonder, on the three wave crash if I should just cheater recall.
Because I feel like cheetah recalling is good uh even on
lucian so so We actually could have killed that Shiv. that chef so That Ashe is trying to back.
What a back-timer.
If he backs right now, I actually just...
He loses way too much if he tries to back right now. actually that was so much so An enemy has been slain. We almost have IA.
Or not IA, BF.
Alright.
I think I'm just gonna back.
We got BF sword? I'll just gonna back we got the f sword
uh let me get back and go buy that real quick
it kind of sucks because I give them a reset too, but it is what it is.
She definitely can't buy BF swords so she's probably gonna she probably has like 12. she missed one wave so she probably has like 1200
so she'll probably get tier two boots or something or like a recurve in boot boots different enemy has been slain so is so um
we're about to hit 6. so I don't actually know where the uh shivana is though We can actually just straight up dive them.
They're not... I guess Nautilus is 6. sex uh Oh Hmm That was interesting. Ooh, my Soraka didn't use her ulti.
And then she used her ultimatei when Yi was in his queue just now.
This Soraka's not very good. When we were fighting them earlier, she should have just silenced right when she got hit with the ulti.
Or she should've just Q'd the wave when we were proxying and just left All right, I'm gonna go get my essence over here.
Not bad. What are they, like a brand nerfs? Isn't that just... Uh, isn't he like only receiving
nerfs to like mana?
Oops. Happiness is for other folks. I think Rand is OP as fuck. so an enemy has been saved I don't know.
I mean,
I think Brand's biggest issue is that he's just too easy, like you don't have to land the stun right?
He's too easy after level 6
You don't even have to land a stun! He just like...
kills you by existing.
You just are, and walk at people
and he kills you. It's super stupid.
Like it's just, it just seems so trash you know?
It's such a boring playstyle. Why are we giving them dragons when we're up so much gold that's wild
if i'm going down
i mean i like brand being strong but the problem with
brand being strong is he's one of those champions that like My Soraka is not maxing Q. I mean W, she's maxing q which is not good
yo heal me like the fact she's maxing q over w is really fucking sad.
Like, you should always do max W on
Rocket. Makes no sense.
Because like, the whole premise of playing the champion is keeping everyone healthy mid-game, so that nobody can play the fucking game. She didn't even ult to help the e so Like, what is my Raka doing?
Like, I'm not even kidding.
I think she's intentionally losing the game.
She didn't barrier. she didn't ulti and she's running in circles
Like i think she's losing the game on purpose, I'm not even kidding she didn't use a single spell just now Enemy killing spree.
What the fuck?
Why? Like nobody's even typed anything to this guy. He's just inting for fun.
This is why I hate Masters by the the way. Like I told you,
Masters players are a different breed of retard.
They all just hate being like...
I mean, I don't know man like they
like what's my Raka doing, man?
Like I would pay money to see what these people look like IRL.
I'm not even kidding.
If I had to pay a $25 subscription fee per month to see what masters players looked like irl like if i could just see what their faces look like i would actively do that
i'll pay 25 dollars a month to see how embarrassingly ugly and fat these people are
IRL.
Because there's no way somebody who's not
like, there's no way somebody
who's happy with themselves does
dog shit like this. This is gross.
Okay. I mean, I don't know what to say man. There's like nothing to do. We could be winning really hard right now but we can't play the game because uh rock is not warding Oh, Trin for the say man. uh so the candelabra though these guns run on fury i never run out so Did I stop my own back?
I didn't even notice. Hmm.
Like, what am I watching? Just stop dying man!
This guy has literally done this three times now.
Like, just go bot lane
and stop dying.
It's like, dude, turn off your
ADHD for two seconds
and realize that we're literally just waiting
for Baron.
You don't need to walk up mid
five fucking times.
What? Dude, what the fuck am i watching um I need to go back and buy I can buy... This isn't good.
Why is that Shyvana doing that?
What the fuck?
... so so so the am I watching? We should just go get Baron.
I mean, it's literally the easiest fucking thing we could do right now.
Just snowball our leaders in, get Baron and win the game.
Or my Tryndamere dies again
oh he's alive oh i hope he's dead an ally has been slain um so um okay don't help me. I mean, I don't know what to even say man.
Like sometimes you just play league games and
you win like so incredibly hard in this elo
And these players don't know how
To actually snowball their lead.
So what they end up doing is just walking in circles, confused
or dying like that in the side lane, like it's crazy.
But uh, it is what it is right? It's just league of legends so my wife Oh, I'm bad.
Damn, I thought that was gonna reach him. so god so um Your team has destroyed the enemy.
The enemy is now down!
Your team has destroyed the target.
Your team has destroyed the target.
Your team has destroyed the target. so Thank you for watching! I gotta give Corky the fucking shit on that one.
My man played so good. I won my game. Thank you. I'm gonna go take a piss.
I'll be right back.
Jesus the Son! Okay.... um do do do do do do do Dude, you guys know what's like depressing to me?
So I'm 109 LP on this account right in masters.
You know what's kind of depressing?
Maybe I really am just getting old. Look at this, this is kind of depressing watch
Check us out, check us out.
I'm higher ELO in tft than i am in league of legends right now
but but i feel like that's like i feel like i'm truly washed I have a feeling. I'm swimming. streaming like how depressing is that man? Hold on.
I'm going to take a small break
To eat a snack
I'm going to eat a quick snack
Really quick guys What the fuck happened?
Wait, I helped Trick get Emerald 1 yesterday.
I come to his stream.
He's Emerald 3! Trick! three trick. Dude, I was trying to get wings
To let me coach him too
In league
Or sorry In TFT in league.
Or, sorry,
in TFT but he didn't want to.
He just said
this set blows
I hate
I hate TFT
and then
told me he didn't want to play anymore... What in the fuck is happening?
Dude, I kind of want to play a TFT.
I kind of want to play a TFT.
I probably
should play more League because
we're kind of popping off today in the
league. Right? Like even our
loss was literally just because
I tilted like no joke.
I carry this game every time
if I didn't tilt like I know
that I tilted this game
and I played like dog shits.
Right?
Because like,
I always carry this game
if I'm focused
in playing to win.
But we're playing
really well today.
Kind of smurfing it.
Why do I only have good KDA
on Lucian, by the way? What is this?
... the way. What is this? You see that?
What is this?
Why do I pop off on Lucian so hard?
Holy shit.
Dude, look at my illusion stats. What the fuck?
I should play more illusion.
What the hell is this?
Bro, I just popped the fuck off on this champ.
I pop up on Ezreal too, but
I tilt. Ezreal's like one of those champs
where I tilt really hard when I get behind
because I know
I shouldn't lose games on this champ in the C-low.
What about Jinx?
My Jinx has been pretty bad
the last two days.
Even my wins, like I didn't really pop off.
I don't know why my jinx is so trash.
Okay. I don't know.
They said hi back.
Have a nice day, William. so.........
...
Dude, should we play a TFT?
Or should I do...
I kind of want to i told myself remember
i told you guys i would
take small breaks when i'm feeling like
i'm
it's like i feel like i, I feel like I need to
let this food hit me.
Like,
I'm eating
a snack right now
so I want to let the
food hit me really quick
and then we'll play
more on my other account.
Go outside?
I actually went for a walk this morning, it was really nice.
I woke up...
Normally, I've been waking up at like 11am, right?
Like, my sleep schedule's been so bad.
But today I woke up at 9 00 a.m
i woke up at 9 am and i was like oh i have some extra time so i actually went for a walk this morning and it was quite nice because it wasn't really hot out this
morning the weather was good
like it wasn't too cold it wasn't too hot it's just kind of like you know
okay you know, okay.
Peanut butter sandwich?
Nah, it's just some yogurt and protein shake.
I'm trying to lose weight.
Dude,
I've been getting...
I've gotten too fat.
You know that point
when you hit
when like
you're not obese
but you start feeling
like
you know the point when your clothes don't fit
the way they're supposed to?
Like it's not like
you're not really fat
but like
your clothes don't fit comfortably.
You guys know what I'm saying, right?
Like it's a tiny bit too tight.
When you hit that point...
Like I hit that point recently like I hit that point recently
and I was like,
ooh.
I need to lose
like 10 pounds
of muscle.
I have not been
to the gym
in a month and a half.
So if I'm building muscle without going
to the gym, I'm a fucking
different breed.
I'm a beast.
Let's go to the gym.
Mmm.
I've been just
going for walks
and doing like
some self
not like gym stuff
but just some
exercises at home
and stuff.
I'm lucky enough that i have like a i have like a pull-up machine
like i have like a machine in my basement with like a pull bar.
From like 10 years ago, somebody left it at our house and we just kept it.
So I'm lucky enough that, like,
I can do, like, pull-ups,
push-ups, just, like, body weight stuff.
No, I...
Dude, being in your 30s?
Like, uh...
I...
Okay, this is like what it is.
Because a lot of people don't know
what my life was like
before I started streaming, obviously.
Like, I don't talk about it very much.
Like, I was pretty fat
as like a teenager.
Okay, not fat.
I was like...
I was like muscly fat as a teenager because I played football.
So I was like...
I bulked perma, right? So I was like, I bulked perma right?
So I was chubby but muscular chubby.
But I was never lean
and so I just ate whatever I wanted but I was never like lean. And so
I just ate whatever I wanted and, you know, went to the
gym whenever for high school shit.
And after high school, I
got really fat
in college because I stopped going to the gym, but I kept eating.
So I got like even fatter and then
when I started going to the gym when I was like 21,
like hardcore after college.
And then I dropped down
to like the skinniest that ever been
Like I was 145 pounds or something and I was like 145 pounds or something and uh then i started like getting in shape and
then i was in shape for like five years and then cove it happened and i and I stopped going to the gym as consistently
after like COVID, 2019-ish.
And now I just like sit
at like a little bit heavier than I would like.
Because
I'm really inconsistent.
It's like depression
plus
addiction to League of legends plus
uh no that's pretty much it it what's my ideal weight i don't know it's hard to tell because like i've been at like i it's very hard to tell because I've been at...
It's very hard to tell.
Because I've been low muscle mass, skinny, and I was 145.
But I wasn't super skinny.
I was just in...
I felt good
about being 145,
but I could have still probably lost 10 pounds of fat.
So I don't know,
I mean I'm a small dude right?
Like cause I'm 5'5".
I've never been
like
in my entire life
I've never been in like really stupidly lean shape
i've been in good shape but never like lean if that makes sense i don't know how else to say it.
That was tall? It's the camera angle. The camera angle makes me look taller than I am.
Trust me, every single person that I've ever met IRL...
Every single one has always had the same exact reaction to me.
They always walk up to me look down and say you're much shorter than I thought
It happens
like clockwork.
Every time.
Okay. feels bad oh i don't give a fuck Listen, when you've been short your whole life... When you've been short your whole life...
You don't really care.
I gotta make sure nobody else is doing lucky paws.
Because I'm only
one Kabuko off of Luckypaw already,
and I have...
Wow.
I hit really hard here. Holy fuck
Jesus Christ this is kind of wild actually
Nobody else has this right?
Did i high world so hard? i'm two off of kabuko three on two one
no like i'm insecure about a lot of shit.
Like I'm insecure about my weight right now.
I'm insecure about like...
My league skill for some mentally ill reason.
I'm insecure about all kinds of shit.
Hype, funny enough, has never been an insecurity
because it was in high school. That's not true.
Like when everybody else is getting taller and you're not getting taller...
When you're like a kid it makes you a little insecure.
I can't
lie about that, right? Like it makes you
a little insecure when you're in like high school
and shit but
But I mean
Outside of like high school
When I just realized
That I wasn't gonna grow anymore
I just stopped giving a fuck
Like, I never once cared
Cause it's like
Dude, I can't stop being short
Who cares? Yeah Because, like, dude, I can't stop being short.
Who cares?
Like, all my friends are tall too.
They're all, like... Reasonably tall.
I have one friend who's, like, 6'5",
another friend who's, like, 6'3".
Another friend... Two of my other friends are, like,
six foot and six... Like, 5'11".
So, like, whenever I'm hanging out
with them, out, them, I just...
I'm very short compared to everybody. It's funny. short king hey thanks bro.
Dude, what do I get here by the way?
My items kind of suck.
I should honestly slam this on Kabuko.
Because we're like to Kabuto so I'm gonna slam. TFC. Oh, we'll get back to League after.
I wanted a quick 30-minute break.
I can feel my mental dwindling.
And, uh...
I actually wanna climb to Challenger on this account and not Telt's Q
because I'm playing well,
and my account has good MMR.
So I think I can actually climb up to Chao
for the first time in like
five years. And I
want to be smart about it.
So if I get tilted, I just gotta take a quick break you know?
Alright what do I buy or what do I get? Or what do I get?
I need a Redemption
or like Dragon's Claw.
Okay.
I guess I can just get like
this. Because you can also I guess I can just get like...
Dennis. Because you could also go Warmogs, right?
Peter Dinklage, Warwick Davis and you. I don't know who Warwick
Davis is but like...
I'll say this.
I am taller
than Peter Dinklage.
Now I've never stood next to Peter Dinklage now i've never stood next to peter dinklage irl but i'm assuming i'm taller my destination My destination is clear. I can show you a picture of me next to BoxBox.
If I can find the picture. so huh
is this in a light shot i don't know why would be Hey right
hmm i don't know i don't know what i called it i'll be honest i can't remember what i called the uh...
The picture. I call shit random stuff, so I always forget.
Who the fuck knows? nice so so time for a good nap hmm I have too much crap. I'll have to find it some other time. I was gonna give you, like, a...
comparison.
Okay. huh okay Huh, okay. I kinda wanna just roll for Kabuka- oh!
Okay...
Uh... Okay. I natural Kabuko
three i natural kabuko 3 on 3-1 with 50 gold
i'm pretty sure I win the game. But we'll have to see.
Because once we get in 6 Bruiser, I'm pretty sure
We just win. Because we have good econ and a kabuko three on fucking 3-1
And a spark and a Spark.
Ooh.
Is it ever heavy hitters here?
Just because we have Rusers.
Titan's Resolve is pretty OP too.
Like you could go
Titan's Resolve
Kabuko
or like Silas
Titan Silas.
Titan Silas is really OP
But I feel like Heavy Hitters is good because everybody has so much HP
Every river ends in me! I'm going to do this so we have some sort of backline damage.
At the moment,
I have zero backline damage,
so like,
I kinda want a little bit,
you know? Oh my goodness gracious.
Get em boys!
Bro I also natural the Tahm Kench 2.
I got Kabuko 3 and Tahm Kench 2.
Goddamn!
If I get a bottom four from this
spot, I'm the worst TFT player
on the planet.
Not even kidding. if i can somehow bottom four from this i should quit tft
okay yeah this is wild This is actually kind of crazy.
And a Riven too!
I didn't even think about that. that god now all i need is like an early silas or galio six bruiser in and then give me a bruiser spat you know how we guaranteed win
we get a bruiser spat on 4-2.
Like our next augment, we get a bruiser spat...
8 bruiser and we guaranteed win this
i know a lot of you probably don't play tft but you guys want to know why
getting a kabuko three so early is like a free win
kabuco games is like a free win kabuko gains 20 hp for each gold interest i make the entire game
so like i'm sitting at 50 gold right? So every time...so I get 5 gold interest which means he's getting 100 HP a round.
Which is crazy.
I really want that tear, but it's on an ash so it's on an ash. So, it's kind of scary.
Oh?
Ooh!
Yeah, the augment itself gives me...
All it does is make my ability do more damage
and I get one gold every time Kabuko gets a kill.
But what this does is
like, Kabukko's eight damage gets a kill. But what this does is every time Kabuko's damage is based on his HP
so it all
kind of snowballs, right?
... I kind of want to go seven and put an ash.
But, I'm going to lose
an econ if I do that.
But, I can sell this
Rek'Sai on this Raven if I win, and only lose one econ.
This guy has two...
Silas's!
On level 6 with 50 golds!
What?
Like, what?!
Oh! I might not even lose Econ.
Kabuko just... Okay!
Yo, Kabuko got me? Thanks man!
He's got me! Eight free rerolls this round.
Oh, I'm glad I won seven.
Wukong
do i ever just do this? Like, surely Wukong has to be better than...
Surely Wukong has to be better than Caitlyn, even if I don't have Ghostly.
And Ornn gives me Dryad.
This guy has an Irelia.
What?
Wait, I think I lose.
Like...
Holy shit!
Wait that guy is insanely powerful. What the fuck?
God damn! Goddamn. Dude, I really need Six-Berry Roozor. oh
dude we almost have ribbon three holy i am awakened I think I'm just gonna
go on 4-2.
I think we send it
on 4-2. What do i use these for the
how do I play this?
Okay, I want to keep Negatron in case
I get another one so i can do a dragonllos so that I have damage.
Because, I have damage.
Because,
I have no damage right now
until I get a Silas.
That's the downside
to this comp.
You don't have damage.
Like,
Kabuko is just really tanky,
right? And he like gives you a free kill every time he does something but...
Huh.
Oh! Huh. I feel like Little Buddies is actually pretty good, but...
Probably not for this oh my god it's got to be done I channel the spirits I feel closest to.
No prisoners! Can we tank? I feel like I need Morellos on somebody.
Eventually you put in Arelia, so like...
I can do this. Give Udy deer IE.
Wait, I lost
Okay, it's because I don't have damage.
Okay. I can't be proud of limbs to be seen.
Some call me evil.
Shall I prove them right?
Okay, we have a Galio.
Another Thomas. There's my aurelia perfection boys so so so Okay, well
this is actually pretty good.
I feel like
I should stop rolling.
This is pretty cool too, because Irelia has...
What's it called?
Because I have heavy hitters.
When Irelia gets the Bruiser buff she gets all of her extra stats too.
I need this Bully Bear. Nice.
Okay, I think we first.
Like high key? I think we just get first place.
It'd be pretty crazy to lose from this position.
Eight Bruiser, Lucky Paws, Heavy Hitters.
Bruiser Aurelia with IE Morellos. Yeah, it's pretty hard to lose.
I'm not gonna lie to you but like we're two off tom three two off driven
three
this is pretty hard to lose
this game I don't actually know what I should put in at 9, but...
Like maybe at 9 you put in like
I don't even know.
You try to find fucking Exalted or some shit?
Like,
Azir?
I don't know man huh
I can't even hold these.
Dude,
I can't even hold the fucking Az ears man what a bait what an absolute bait so so That guy does have seven fortune.
But I did just rail him extremely hard, so...
Who knows?
Oh. He has 100 gold value?
Okay, he's not going to be able
To cash out
Wait, he got three dragon lord emblems hold on wait a second wait wait Wait, wait, wait.
That guy just got three D-Lord emblems.
Okay.
Dude, I wish that I could get this Morellos off of my Aurelion though
because Red Buff's better off of my Irelia now.
Because Red Buff's better than Morellos for Irelia, but Morellos is still good.
I mean,
I don't even know what I get here man. Like, wh-wha-what do we even do?
Like none of these are good.
I was hoping to at least get a chain vest or something...
...like, I don't know man. This is... My Kabuko has 7000 HP.
This man is un-fucking killable.
What's up? Hey, what's up man? What's up?
I guess I could just make a gintos for my
let's make ginto's from like azir or some shit. I feel like...I don't know there's gotta be something that's better at 9.
Like what do people normally run with this comp at nine? I Bet you like any level five unit's probably fine as long as it's two-starred.
I think Rakan is probably good, Hwaye is probably good. Azir's probably fine.
Wait, I bet you Sett is super good!
Wait, I just thought about this. Wouldn't Set
be Beast? Because he would
get Umbral
for Sylas and
he would
squat your team every time.
Like, he squats your team
And if he's squatting
An 8 bruiser comp
With like Buko having
7000 fucking HP.
He's going to be
infinity scaling
so hard?
Oh maybe it is set.
... so hard oh maybe it is set
ooh this guy might kill my Irelia. Yone? Three!
He killed my Irelia.
Hey!
Alright, who wins?
A Kabuko one or a Yone three?
Kabuko.
Yeah! Get him! Yeah! Uh! yeah get him yeah Wait, what do I get here? I don't even know. Maybe it's a qss wait Do you ever QSS the backline unit or is it always just the front line?
I feel like its always front line.
Should I roll or just go 10?
If I lose a round,
I probably roll for Aurelion too. If I don't lose a round i probably roll for a reliant too if i don't lose around can lose a round. Like, I genuinely...
I mean, I just obliterated the rank 2 guy.
We are made by our choices. Hmm. Seven fortune.
Honestly, we just need to kill this guy. Okay? Seven fortune.
Honestly, we just need to kill this guy.
If we can kill the map time guy right now...
Because we're versus this guy right now, right?
If we can kill this guy right now we're chilling before he keeps scaling uh I don't think I have enough units to kill him.
This is 5-6, yeah... Yeah. Holy mother of fucking HP.
My Kubuko almost has 8,000 HP.
He's getting 78 AP...
Off of, uh... 8 ap off of uh heavy hitters Oh, that's kind of nice. Do we itemize Zyr here or do we itemize Sylas?
Okay. Probably Sylas. Give him Hodge. I'm just gonna go 10, I don't care.
I mean what am i go 10 it solidifies that
I'll get the dub whereas if I roll on nine
I might still lose is How much is the healing?
3,500.
It's kind of nuts, you know?
Okay, what are we versus?
We're versus this guy?
I don't even know
what that guy does.
He's just the Starweaver guy?
Oh my god.
Okay. so Holy fuck, my Kabuko actually took damage.
Did you see that? That Kale hit actually did damage to him. Look!
Holy crap!
I'm actually gonna lose to this guy. Oh, no! That Kayle's kind of smurfing it. I'm going to try and get the so
no prison can hold me no Oh, God. The fortune guy is kind of scaled
Okay
I have to hit
Aurelia too
The fortune guy is kind of a monster right now i gotta hit it running too
also maybe i should put in Exalted. Okay. so I'm going to use the same method as before. so Yeah, at least we had Irelia Lux. I think I still win though.
Okay, I beat that guy.
So it's probably me versus the fortune
guy. Yeah. guy yeah
okay we got tom3. That's good. so dude i don't know if i actually win
maybe i need to put in recon over set so Listen, good. Wait he's gotta one tap these guys.
Okay?
Oh, I'm gonna go to the other side. Okay.
He's got 3 HP. Okay. You got spirit! so how much is sets bonus 99 wow that's that's pretty fucking strong.
Okay. I feel like I just buff up either the set or the Azir. oh man he is one away from nautilus three That is scary. Wait, kill the Zaya.
Kill the Zaya!
Yes I win!
GG
GG GG!
Now we get to watch Kabuko end the game.
Get him, Kabuko.
Boop! I told you though,
I think if I didn't go 10 when I did I'd just lose that.
Actually. actually. Dude, how do I only get 38 LP for a first?
How do I climb?
Hmm. how do i climb
what is this if i wanted to hit GM in TFT,
I have to be 400 LP.
400 LP to hit GM and TFT. And it's like 440 actually
If I lose, if I get an 8th
I lose 80 LP like if i get an eighth i lose like 80 lp and if i win first i get 38. I didn't lose that many games at zero LP Masters.
I lost like...
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe like three?
And then...
I mean, I did get eighth at three.
I got like three eights
but I also have been getting a lot of firsts
like i've been climbing with first place in like second place
so it's weird right
so like firsts, firsts...
And then I keep getting fifth-fifths which is whatever.
Fourth, third second, first, third...
Oh that's Penguin Party or whatever.
Can I make it so
it only shows
ranked?
I don't think I can. Because like The last 8th place I got
Was 2 days ago
And I was in an all masters lobby except for this guy
i got two first places in a second before that
and then a third here, and I got an eighth here.
This one was pretty bad MMR, I think.
This one actually had like d2 mmr but that's still wild like i've been winning so much I don't know. Who knows?
I also feel like, though... Every time you get a first it like is a massive mmr spike.. I guess we play some League of Legends. Okay. Dude, whenever I open the client and Faker's just staring at me...
Scares me.
He's like staring into my fucking soul. So, Okay. Dude, this Corky is crazy strong. This guy did
such a weird build on Corki.
He went Triforce? I kind of want to
try it. He went Tri-Force?
He went Mana Moon Tri-Force and he just did infinite damage. Thank you. you
infinity damage if you will...... At least the queue times aren't too bad.
That's pretty good..... I'm actually surprised people banned Jinx.
It's kind of crazy. Because I don't think Jinx is actually the NLP.
Hmm Because I don't think Jinx is actually that OP. Hmm.
Who knows?
Well,
I actually
don't own Corki on this account.
That's wild.
We have a top
Cho'Gath.
Fuck?
Who the fuck plays Cho'Gath in fucking forever.
Hmm, I'll be right back.
Let me get some water real quick.
Get some agua. Okay... Oh, damn. Enemy ball lanes? Toxic!
I should take barrier.. Okay.. Oh, shit.
Okay. Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
30 seconds until minions A summoner has disconnected. Minions have squibbled. my gauntlet wear me a seminar has reconnected
let's go Let's fucking go! Brandon and Aaron Aaron being here been in there America fuck yeah okay another day another bullseye Oh no, I'm gonna working on you ideas.
Throw a Q here,
or a Q there? You get
a Q! You get a Q! get a queue everybody gets a cue Oh, my God.
Lee Sin went...
Favorite flavor of ice cream? dude i'm a chocolate whore
fucking love chocolate dude so I think we can actually go kill this Leia on the bot crab, but it'll really depend
on...
Oh. Okay.
That was actually kind of a like
crazy ass fucking...
If I had E'd forward there, that guy- or if I dodged that E
That guy 100% dies by the way. Bad Zyra
I just fucked up my now.
The Zyra's kind of trolling if she actually walks up. Damn. Eh, my bad.
I think we...
I should have played that slower.
I'm almost positive
that when I warded that,
Zilean should have gotten a double bomb 100%,
but I didn't look at his mana.
Like maybe but I didn't look at his mana. Maybe he was zoomed
because I'm almost positive
that should have been a double bomb there
because we knew she was in the bush
and we knew she had no uh no flash
so he should have walked up just huge but like i said
i didn't i didn't look at his mana maybe he had no mana so like uh maybe that's my bad.
You never really know...
Aaron is getting railed.
Garen's OP, but you gotta just play for late game with that champ. It's stupid.
I think we're still doing decent though.
We got
Trick proc'd
or Jack of the Trades
or whatever proc'd
so we got some extra little Or Jack of the Trades or whatever procs.
So we got some extra little battle power.
I really want to fucking...
Get a really good fight going.
I want to play forward and fight's a fight breaking out in the river but like I need to push this in really quick. That sucks.
I think I'm dead.
Well, at least they got the wave even but yeah my bad
I need to eat this way
But either the other way faster, I think we would've been fine.
The problem that's happening is like my team's
forcing really trash ass fights for no
reason.
Like none of these fights make any sense
to be forcing right now.
Like, that dragon fight made no
sense to force because like...
Even though we have a Trists or whatever it's still like jinn has a bf sword Not bad.
Alright, we needed that really bad. We're back in the game.
It's still gonna be hard to carry but at least we're back in the game now. Like
we can carry now, you know? My top and jungle ain't doing too good.
But...
All we can do is play our best.
Why can I not buy this? Thank you.
I was clicking on that and it would not buy that. That was annoying.
Because, yeah, the enemy bot lane is not very good.
My Zilean's not very good my zillion's not very good either but uh he's doing fine I'm just starting to think we're in 4v2.
Because, I don't think Zill knows that he can slow to level 1.
Honestly, we should try and fight because Zyra's still level 5.
Like I think it'd be good to fight the Zyra before she gets 6th.
Oh, she had 6th.
What?
Huh! What? Okay.
Oh, so so uh so hmm interesting pretty sure this guy dies right now, no?
We have fucking Zilean ult. Can't we just go in with Zill'ult and kill him?
No? three names ezreal oh you're dead i get w'd i'm gonna cry oh thank god Oh, nice.
But yeah, like I said, I think the only thing
I can really do in games like this is just try my best to
CS well and try and play to win.
Because our mid laner is first time play to win.
Because, like, our mid laner is first-timing Trist's.
So he's not going to be able
to carry really because he doesn't know
how to play that champ.
And our
support's doing fine,
but
he's definitely going to be off...
What's the red one for?
He's going to be a little off of uh
the ability to like 1v9 so okay okay I could have played that so much cleaner. That's my bad.
I think Sill is fine, though.
He's too tanky to die.
Damn. if I positioned better there, I don't die.
On a good note though...
The good news is that even though we lost five plates bot because I had to go mid and Trist didn't cover bot. Gauntlets for show! Like, it's not a complete doomed game yet.
I can carry this. I've carried worse
Oh so so Hmm, not bad. We got drake. Oh, fuck. I couldn't move out of it fast enough.
Damn.
I should have been thinking about that though. though
damn it man i feel like two of my deaths were super fucking avoidable if I was better. Two of them were fine. damn we're gonna lose all of our turrets nice the Garen took my red uh What am I watching right now?
What is happening?
The fuck is going on here?
Okay.
I mean, Trista's pushing
bot so hopefully she gets T2 but i doubt she will because fiora got t2 top
oh this is a rough game.
Oh my god, that hit so hard! If I can get two items, we can win. But my CS has been pretty bad because I've been trying to help my team which is my bad. Like I don't think I should have ever been
going into the team fights. It's kind of thrilled by me.
I don't know why that guy did that too.
Oh, I should have barriered and flashed.
I could've gotten the shutdown. Damn.
If I barrier
or flash right there, I get that shutdown.
Dude, I don't think my team's trying to win.
I think that they're just tilted.
This game by the way is actually
winnable but I don't think that they want
to try and win anymore.
So my top laner is a support main,
who's first timing...
so we have first time Garen top
he just auto-filled
so he just played Garen
My support is first-timing Zilean, my mid is first-timing Trist...
I don't know why people do this weird ass shit where they get tilted then they first time champions and then
they run it down like it's like dude it's really funny
though
it's a really funny phenomenon like my mid laner is on a losing streak so he's angry at the world.
If I get my item, i can carry this game but i have to get my item huh Oh, shit.
Whatever! uh What the fuck ever. it do be what it do be Like what the fuck am I watching?
What the fuck?
And then Zilean took the shutdown?
Oh, no.
So Zilean didn't double bomb
the guy. He healed late,
didn't double bomb the guy guy and then took the shutdown.
Damn man you guys really aren't trying to win this is wild.
But yeah the reason I said we could still win by the way was because their bot lane's not good
And we have two Drakes.
So if we hit... I don't think we could win anymore, but If we had hit this third Drake
We could've maybe scaled into a soul
And then like maybe been able to play the game better
Damn maybe been able to play the game better. Damn. Games like this make me sad
because the game's pretty easy if
people play to win.
I think every game in this elo is winnable
if you're, like... If you're better than this elo, almost every game in the co is winnable if you're like
if you're better than this elo almost every game is winnable
straight up but it's like that's why you see me like
doing really well when i'm tryharding.
Because, uh...
Everybody makes mistakes during mid-game in the CLO. The problem is, it's like how fed are
the people going to be when you have
to make the mistake or like
when you need them to make mistakes
like how fed are they're going
to be before?
Like, you know
the more fed there the harder it is to kill them even if they make mistakes like that fiora has no business being THAT tanky.
Like, if Fiora didn't have infinity items from Garen inting...
We probably could've killed her right there and then
just won the game.
Because Garen inted so hard,
uh...
We just lose now.
That's why if you just go even, like if you're autofilled and don't try to win lane. You actually win more games than you lose by simply being an average player.
Oh that Garen's just on inter the last rank game he played was 10 days
ago or three days ago and then ten yeah he's just an enter doesn't play to win.
That's embarrassing, but true. so Also, that Tristana somehow lost lane. I don't know how the fuck you lose lane as a Trist.
Like in the current meta
Trist is the easiest champ in the game
for mid lane
But, I mean
I think this was
just one of those
unwinnable games
they happen
I gotta hide my
cue though
I didn't hide
my cue
anytime somebody runs it down that hard on a champion
that they don't play I always assume that they're trolling
...
...... I do think it's kind of funny, though,
that people just intentionally pick champs they don't play
instead of just asking for their role.
Like this guy, right?
He's an AD carry main who's on a massive losing streak
and uh instead of just asking for ad which i would have gladly given him
he just played trist mid and ran it down.
Because Trist is a really...Trist isn't hard, but you have to know how to play Trist.
And then this guy for whatever reason decided that he wanted to play
first-time Zill.
Or I guess
he's been spamming Zill.
I wonder
why though. Did he play Zill last season?
I'm gonna look.
Is he a Zill main?
I mean,
he's not
a Zill main but he plays a little bit of Zell, I guess.
So like, he's not first-timing it.
I mean, he played fine.
I think the main issue of that game was just mid-top jungle. I mean, look at this guy.
Yeah, this guy is horrible. Okay...... you
zyra why is dude why do people keep playing xyro that champ sucks
like i swear zyrus actually just really Zyra. That champ sucks. Like, I swear
Zyra's actually just really fucking bad.
People just
spam play that shit. okay Could've probably played Zeri, but...
It's like, ooh! Zeri is pretty good. oh i had the wrong words for israel it doesn't really matter.. All right, lads.
I think it's winnable.
Although although they have 380 carry champions with ivern they have no frontliner. Interesting. their team comes funny
all right let's see if i can play better this game
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i didn't play bad last game but i didn't play good. Uncle! Don't go out tonight All right, lads, do we win or lose this game?
I think we go.
I think we win if We play it right?
I think we got this.
Dude, you know what i think is like a really bad rune on Zyra
Is fucking Dark Harvest harvest i think that sucks
i'm surprised so many people take it
and i feel you should just take commoner area in zyra because like you can just Comet so easy.
Like, any time you land a spell...
Boom! Comet. Plant? Boom! Comet. so If I'm going down, I'm taking all those bastards with me.
We can win level one really easy
just dodge the very first zyra e
or get hit by it. Damn. Not much spacing there was combat. Damn it. Wow, he actually ignited me. I mean that Ignite is kind of bad. so The Jinx is already OOM because she's been fucking spamming rockets. Hmm.
I could go back here.
Sup? Hey, what's up man? What's up Shotcutter?
I need to let this wave push into me but it's hard.
... into me but it's hard I kinda wanna back here and see if I can force them to like, check the bush. Yeah.
Because if I got the back off there, it's a good tempo timer.
I can just like cheat my back.
I fucked up early game this game that's my bone uh oh If my team doesn't die right now, we're actually in such a good spot. I sure can't delay it for a spell, though.
Because these two fucked up really bad!
Oh that's actually so fucking good!
...with our eyes full of gunlight... fucking good.
They roamed mid for that play.
So now they have to push a wave,
and now their... Zyra's completely oom,
and now they don't have any their tempo
is so they have to hard shove this wave
and it's a cannon wave so that the hardship of this wave and it's a canon
wave so i'm just gonna fight them oh that sucked
i was trying to flash past that binding, but whatever.
I suck.
I guess I'm just trash.
Okay. I'm pretty sure Jinx will have BF.
Yeah, she will.
Damn, I'm not gonna have Flash now, too.
On a good note, we do have more XP than them
because we have the wave in a good spot
so we have more XP but
not having flash is brutal
now i got to be really careful how i dash in so I Mean stop barrier I mean, it's not a barrier. so so I mean, I have E. We could just kill them.
Like if I can dodge the Cyber-E here... the Zyra E here?
Alright, R I'm in.
Wait, what is my Echo doing doing why is echo not coming bot
bro there what am i watching just come back what are you doing? Okay, my echo is trolling so hard by the way. That it's like one of the hardest trolling things I've ever seen.
The fact he's not ganking bot when they're pushed up to our turret with no flash
is like
actually fucking wild.
Like, he should be just ganking the shit out of bot.
Because we're playing Lucian and Zyra wasn't 6 yet... Oh well, that's not a huge deal we just keep trying.
I gotta play cleaner. I think we can 2v2 pretty easily as long as I...
...play a little bit cleaner. oh i gotta push this. I think I'm gonna get flanked by Zyra right now like behind me so that's going to be really
scary.
Or that'll happen? Yeah, I'm dead.
She was either going to come behind me or be
here and I hugged this wall
instead of... That's my bad.
I needed
Lulu to stay with me so I could crash the wave,
but I had... Like, Lulu going
mid there is illegal. That's the worst play she
could have made because she needs to set bot until we can crash the wave.
But I shouldn't have hugged the wall.
I was trying to Q the minion wave.
They did use this though so it's not that bad i just need lulu to actually sit bot instead of roaming
every time she roams it's like i'm playing lucian so every
time she roams we lose pressure on the map like it's just not good so You see what I mean? We can win 2v2.
Look, I'm not just trying to sound like a douchebag right now being like
Oh. This guy needs to sit with me perma
Like holy shit
It's because Lucian is strong
So like
Because Lucian is stronger than them in lane
Right? Because we're them in lane. Right?
Because we're stronger in lane, I want to push my lead in lane.
That's why I wanted the Withered Sabot.
What was the point of the Zyra flash?
I think she thought maybe she could get into the bush.
So, like, her thought process was that she can get in to the bush and if she can get to the bush she can... Get a combo off and maybe
kill me. I don't know.
I think she's just bad.
It is one of those
like
cool as like... Dude, we got no dragons this game.
This is wild. to the head so has been slain so I need to go buy my essence river
i want to take this dragon but like i really need to go get an essence right now this is the perfect timer for it
because like i don't want to lose... It's a cannon wave and I really don't want to lose plates.
This dragon doesn't matter.
We've taken so long to take drake, this first drake doesn't matter.
What is more important is my tempo, because if I
lose... We're already down three plates, right?
If I don't back
right there, we're going to lose even more plates and let
Jinx scale harder.
Giving Drake's not the end of the world here so so oh okay so We get 2v2 these guys, probably.
It really just depends because my team's making plays top so like going for a 2v2 when they're doing that it's kind of grief Dude, they are was kind of low Oh, that's not good. That's really not good. That was an actual, like complete accident.
I used my Q?
Like I'm saving W right?
I use my fucking Q as the w went off Yeah, I'm fighting sloppy.
Ha! I'm not playing great.
It's fine, I'm coming.
I come! I am on my way.
Love me, love me, think you love me me i don't think this guy can 1v1 man Because I mean, I have fucking...
I have more AD than him.
He has Bork. Well he can definitely 1v2 me.
That's for sure.
Oh, that guy is dead too.
Man!
Not bad. I'm gonna go back to the base and get some more gold. I don't real that play I just made was pure boredom like that's
just my bad.
Pure boredom.
ADHD.
Because I've just been sitting here watching the enemy team for fucking 17 minutes as Lucian.
Pure unadulterated boredom right there.
Because I didn't even think about the iBurn
because my team was making a play top for Rift and I was like, okay
The enemy team is maybe going to go up there
And look for like play, but I think
I was the only player. Also,
I thought maybe we could still 2v2 that
even with Ivern there.
But
I got hit by everything.
And Lulu had no ult, so...
That's my bad.
Man, I cannot be down here by myself right now. Like, I'm kinda throwing. My barrier just came up.
Damn, we might lose off of that one play. Damn
We might lose
Off of that one play
Instead of going for the dragon
I went bot
And Lulu's mid with Nivea
I should have gone mid
Like, I just need have gone mid.
Like, I just need to sit with Lulu perma because I can't 1v1 Trist right now
because she's too strong.
She's got a two-level lead.
And then our jungle and our top just gave a really big shutdown to Vayne.
Vayne just 1v2'd our jungle top, essentially.
So now we lose two drakes.
Now we're getting outscaled.
They have a better scaling comp than us too because they have triple ad
so they have triple id scaling and uh, we're like
Dang that sucks
Feels bad. I really want to fight!
... so so okay Oh huge nice job Why are we A-ramming, by the way?
We need to push back. dude zyra doesn't even have an item yet and i'm taking my entire hp bar so Nice, we got mid turret. okay We need vision on Baron.
Because if we four-man bot right now, they just take Baron and we lose. We need to check baron Wait, you have to check it.
Okay they're not on it. Nice.
They were gonna get mid turret but we should get T2.
Oh no! Not bad. I'm gonna put a blue trinket in there.
Okay, we're actually doing pretty good.
Like I kind of inted early but we're kind of pulling it back a bit.
We got to get this dragon though.
Oh. we gotta get this dragon though I'm going to go ahead and do this. so That's not good.
We gotta just play forward on this dragon.
Like, we have to go very soon so we can play forward on it so so so Push mid. Okay.
We don't really want to scale versus these guys
because we're playing fucking
versus 380 carries but so I want to use Culling, but... okay so Dude, what is happening? Why can't I move my fucking character?! dude i got cc'd like literally eight times there.
Did you see that?
Like dude, I got snared by Zyra,
snared by fucking Ivern
and then snared by Zyra again.
Holy fuck, man! I'm gonna move my guy!
This is a really awkward-ass Baron. so
sunshine where i'm going
i need one wave so that i could get my uh
nebore
fuck off dude like real Bro literally W's me like... dick.
Okay, Ekko's balanced by the way.
Yeah, Ekko was like a super ultra-balanced champ by the way that was...
That was fair and balanced so that's wild kill uh so Oh, that's not good Let's go.
Oh yeah.
That Lulu is my fucking baby mama
holy shit
seriously Seriously, that would be crazy
gameplay.
Fucking baby mama over here.
Dude, I think that Darius actually played really well.
Considering he was ahead of Vayne and Lane as a Darius versus Vayne...
That's actually crazy,
by the way.
The fact that guy won lane with fucking Darius versus Vayne matchup
is insane.
Like, that's genuinely like... I feel like that's actually
just an impossible fucking matchup for
Vayne or for Darius... Not bad, not bad.
Not bad.
Alright, guys. My wrist is kind of bugging me right now.
I am gonna take
a break.
If I don't take
a break right now,
my wrist is gonna
fucking hurt all night.
So I need to take
like a small break.
Dude!
Yo, thanks for watching though guys.
Appreciate it a lot.
Dang.
You can watch the VOD.
The VOD should be up
so you can watch the VOD if you want to go watch it.
But yeah...
Today was a good stream day!
Follow me on all of the socials if you are new viewer. If you're not, you know I'll be streaming tomorrow same time.
We're up 100 LP on the day and that's not bad. I think we went like what 6-2 or some shit so it's not bad
And we played well every game even games lost, we played well so I'm happy.
But yeah, thanks for watching guys. Appreciate
a lot. You guys were awesome.
I really appreciate you guys
hanging out and
watching the stream and just chilling.
Appreciate you guys a lot. Thank you so much.
And I hope
you guys have a wonderful rest of your day.