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05-30-2024 · 7h 14m
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So, I am a war mother, Chantan.
Only because no one else will do what must be done.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift!
Thirty seconds until minions spawn. The day our tribes are won, the world will tremble. I'm going to try and get the bow. 17 gold. Nice job!
Good work miss good work okay Just forget the world Hey! hey There will be peace in the frail yord.
What's going on here? The ice is not canned, it is surrendered. Ow.
How did I manage to
miss the cannon?
First, bounce, trot so um Oh.
I don't need to spam shove this, but I think my Seraphine needs the back.
She is pretty...
... Uh
Probably just let this guy back
no big deal, I wish I could stay because I really want my boots too but
I'll be real I don't think I can dreams
i actually got the wrong item but i guess we're gonna limit test
our we're're gonna limit test our
we're going to limit test the pork rush this game
i meant to buy fucking kraken components, but...
Oops.
Oh shit!
Run! Boop! lead the target so so so so Dude, I can't believe I actually was still in turret range right there.
That's wild.
I'm just bad.
Fuck!
It's okay, I believe in you.
Get that cannon surfing Seraphine.
I saw you miss that.
I saw you missed the cannon! Not gonna lie...
Embarrassing.
Who the fuck would ever miss a cannon?
Not I. who the would ever miss a cannon not i
not i I have heard no better words than the strong must try the impossible.
This is the oath I must fulfill. An ally has been slain.
An enemy
has been slain.
An ally has been slain.
What did I just watch?
The enemy bot lane decided to, or my bot lane decided
to walk into the enemy bot lane there. so This is my warning to you. so Hmm.
Should have rotated that faster, actually.
No, we don't gotta shove this.
We don't have to shove. We don't have to shove.
Wait for the next wave then let's shove.
Oh I missed the cannon on bad. Who misses cannons? That's fucking wild.
Quickly now! That's fucking wild.
We should actually just get dragon.
Like, we could play for this point but... oh The beauty of this is we can either choose to get Drake, or we can keep zoning them off the turret which is like either-or is pretty OP. uh They are both really low. God, this guy is getting railed many.
I feel kind of bad.
Nah, I can't do dragon now though? We have to back...
Like that dragon is like
the uh... That's like
too greedy. Right? you don't want to be too greedy you want
to find the middle ground of like perfect uh gameplay you Actually, let me go top.
We go top here. We go top instead of mid.
The dragon's down and our top laner is going to need help. Oh!
Well,
I died insta.
Literally 100 to 0'd me. Wow.
My bad. I should have walked from lane.
Dude, you know what fucking sucks about that i could have lived but i i walked through river instead of lane that was really rough i'm stupid tale of failure
i'm so dumb i did that because i was initially going mid and then i ended up
going top and then the fucking assassin caught me.
She does have a three level lead on me, so...
she should probably be able to kill me lowkey.
Can't be too mad about it. Three-bubble lead is kind of wild, you know? I'm going to try and get the most out of this. I think not.
I think not. I wonder if this guy is going to have TP.
Oh, he does. Ooh the Senna's coming.
Below us?
Pretty sure we actually just killed this guy but... but so Hmm.
How awkward, I think we can kill them if Wei grows a sack.
Pretty sure I'm pretty sure we win that if we just walked up and fought, but...
I can't really go top if we're doing that, right?
Like,
Lee Sin should be playing top
but like,
I can't make him do it.
You know?
Because there's no reason
for him to be sitting bot side
when our play is making...
When our play is making... When our play is, like,
trying to make top plays.
Him being bot's kind of a waste of his time.
Wow. I literally couldn't even arrow man. She was invisible for half of it and then I couldn't fucking... It's actually kind of rough. Okay, I'm just gonna arrow mid and pray.
Oh! I hit nobody.
Oh, I hit nobody. Oh, I had her.
Wow, she's really fucking low up there.
Dude, this is wild.
We see death's approach, so we may complete our layover. Dude, this is wild.
The lane phase ended and then everybody just got lost on the map.
Everybody got lost in the songs the second the lane phase ended. Welcome to League of Dreams.
I first subbed in 2012-0, oh holy shit lol. My name used to be jrich4967 but i doubt you remember lol
now this is the question how do i survive this fucking Kiana
like I'm in a mobile champ and she is an assassin it's gonna be really hard to
survive this so I'm gonna be really hard to survive this, I'm going to be honest. so What am I watching here? We need to defend that, guys.
Somebody needs to go defend top, bro.
Giving up that free turret top
is going to be so bad if I get that.
Okay. Well, we got our Climax. huge. Man,
I hate when this type of stuff happens.
It's really frustrating.
Because like, this guy is what?
Just going to get a free thousand gold in a sideline
cause nobody wanted to match him that is so tragic man I don't want to go back. hold my heart Oh, I'm dead.
Dude, Qiyana is not balanced at all by the way that is actually wilds.
No, Seraphine's mad at our Hwaye but it's not
Hwaye's fault.
I just have to position perfectly. The champion's too overpowered if it gets a lead, Qiyana so like...
Basically I just have to position perfect and then if we kill her once we win.
And we should be able to kill her pretty easy because she doesn't have mercs or anything crazy.
That guy should never try and match the uh, Sylas. my people it is because
i don't think that guy should ever try and match slavos to be honest with you I think when you go Bork first on Ashe,
you're supposed to go... I think I fucked up. I think you're supposed to go... I think I fucked up.
I think you're supposed to go Hurricane Seconds.
Not Triforce?
I think Triforce is when you go
Kraken Slayer, right?
Okay. i think try force is when you go crack inside right We gotta be careful of Tiana.
I don't know where she is.
Oh, she's top? Okay.
Any chance we can get her to come back? born so Oh. I mean, I'm just dead as fuck.
Dude that hitbox was wild.
Dude, I have died four times from fucking kiana. That is wild man
And she's one-shot me in the ultimate every time too.
That champion is not fucking balanced, man. so so so At least we have...
Three dragons.
Well, we're about to get our third Drake right?
They might try and go to Baron here. It looks like they're trying, yeah.
They do have Brands, so
in theory
they could try and do baron pretty easily right so not bad Not bad. so Where's this kiana at?
There she is Yeah, we found her.
Yo Merc! Thank you so much for the 52 months man. Welcome back!
J Rich? Ahhhh...
Anyway what's up man?
52 months is a long ass time. Thank you so much for the resub dude. How ya been? so Where is this Sylas? Oh, there he is. gods and spirits guide us so so Can't seem to find games that interest me anymore. I feel you bro oh so That's why I play League.
Nah, I'm sure there's actually a lot of fun games but like
maybe you're just like in that phase where he's getting old
you know who knows man You never know. 31? God, look at this guy bragging about how young he is.
That's fucking crazy. you Your audio driver gets disabled from Vanguard?
What are you trying to listen to, voices?
Were you in the Matrix?
What's happening?
What's going on with that You gotta just...
Yeah, I feel you man.
Whenever you get...
Don't worry someday you'll save up enough money and you'll like get a new computer and then you'd be like god damn i can play the worst game in existence legal engines I feel you though, man.
Maybe it's a good thing that you can't play League
though, you know?
Like maybe it's like the world's way of saying like
stay away from this toxic fucking game. Here we are now entertain us. oh it's a chain ice all right boys and girls welcome to the stream what's up
we're gonna do some legal legends teaching today while we climb the ladder.
Fun, fun, fun!
How's everybody's day going?
Good morning or afternoon. Okay.... And contagious! Here we are now.... All right, boys and girls.
I don't know what is good or bad
on this patch yet, but I have a feeling
Ash stocks are going to go through the roof.
I have a feeling Jinx will still be good.
Ash will be very good.
Dude, what did i say about zary being sleeper op what did i tell you guys. Look at this.
I told you this champion
was so much better than people realized. I even on like the first day of the season Look at this... Look at this.
Literally, first day of the season.
Right?
He put... This guy is like challenger ad carry man he put zary in b
and i was like yo i saw a lot of players going bark navori in korea they've been smurfing with it.
And then fast forward two weeks where nothing happened at all.
People are going, Bork Navorizari.
Dude, I'm telling you, man.
Like... telling you, man. Like, league
players have this really weird
fantasy.
Even the best league players don't know what the fuck
they're doing sometimes.
Because everybody just assumes something's bad until proven not but they were doing
this like two weeks ago and it's so good.
It's wild, it's wild.
Okay. I was trying to explain to people how good that shit
was.
I even did it a little bit
two weeks ago and I thought
it felt good.
I just stopped doing it because
it was easier to spam Caitlyn.
Like if you're talking about like
Zarya use versus Cait use,
it was a lot easier to just spam Caitlyn.
Well, be real.
Because Caitlyn was like 10 times easier as a champion. Okay. Yeah, we have AP cog support.
That sounds sick.
I'm going to try this Zeri build.
I did it yesterday, but uh
I didn't get the best games.
Okay. So let's give it a try. Let's experiment with visceri.
How's everybody there going? My support's name is fueled by malice. Well, that doesn't sound good My boy, Fueled by Malice is playing AP COG Support.
That's okay.
We'll try our best to win let's see if we can carry this one lads shall we Should we turn our cam on today?... Dude, I got such bad sleep last night.
I was like looking at myself in the mirror after my shower.
I was like, oh shit, I look like I'm on meth.
My eyes are like...
I got the eye bags going dude, like hardcore. Sweet, we're here. Yeah, I don't know why.
It's because I didn't hook up my air conditioning shit.
I didn't hook up
my air conditioning so it got
really hot yesterday because
it's like the time of it's like the time a year in colorado
where it goes from like oh it was snowing and it's been cold
and rainy oh it's gonna be like 100 degrees at night.
So I forgot to hook up my AC stuff and I was just boiling.
I couldn't fucking sleep.
Remember to So I got to remember to do that chip for our bed.
My house doesn't have central air conditioning.
It's old.
When was your last Desiree game?
Like yesterday? Pretty sure we played Zarya yesterday.
Sounds like old people problems?
What, being hot?
I mean, yeah. Listen, I'm 33 but like
I think being hot is a universal you know...
Could be wrong.
Maybe younger people are just cooler, you know?
If you guys are just like... You're like, oh, 100 degrees?
Nah.
Feels like five.
Oh.
Okay. like five there oh okay Okay, the AP Kog is kind of smurfing.
Actually I think it was more Thresh inted but you never know.
Anyway how's your other day going? What's up? You guys have a good day?
What day is it?
Today's Thursday, right?
Tomorrow's Friday.
I'm gonna go get some food. right? Tomorrow's Friday.
Lose track of my days.
That's an old man thing
Or maybe it's just like a me being stupid thing doing good. Oh good to hear What is I mean, Yi ganking at 3 minutes is probably pretty common but...
I think if we get level three, we can survive the gank.
Okay, we're chillin'.
I kinda wanna keep this push dead now so we can go help Amumu with Yi.
That's why I'm hovering the left side of the lane.
Because right now, I guess you guys can't see it because I'm covering the minimap but...
Whenever uh, you're trying to help your
teammate
oh i'm dead that sucks i didn't want a barrier but i should
have just flashed i mean that was a good hook
Oh Oh.
Yeah, my bad guys.
I actually think Amumu would have killed all of them right there. Ooh. Okay. Oh, don't do it.
Don't do it. Don't do it!
Dude he made him stand in my wave.
Easy! We got his flash.
Dude, how close was that guy just now by the way?
I almost one shot him.
Dude, I think my hands are too old to play Zeri.
I'm too old and washed this chips hurts my
hands man.
Oh Now here's the real question, is Jinx alone or is Thresh with him?
Her.
Them.
I don't know it's 20-24.
I feel...
I don't know what to say. Oh.
Ugh! Alright, let's see it is So Not bad we're just gonna get some poke.
Alright, so here we're just gonna keep farming
pretty naturally.
Just trying to get a little bit of farm. We do need
a little bit of vision though, because we don't have good vision for Yi
and I don't really know where he is so I'm going to walk over here and get the plants
I'm gonna ward here just so we can see.
Ye could come through Tribush, but i think
as long as we're paying attention to uh
Dragon? I think we're fine.
We're almost six, what if we get six? We could probably 1v2 them.
I'll be real, I'm not fully sure how to play with an AP cog.
That's why I'm playing kind of passive.
I was going to let this guy poke him out you know? so what wait i'm so bad.
I flashed into his hook!
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Sometimes in life... You know know you make a mistake.
I don't wanna talk about it. That guy could be dead, he's got a flash. Dude, I don't know.
This Thresh has my number, man.
I kind of want to just go in on the Jinx the second she gets into lane, the limit test. I'm pretty sure with R plus like tier 2 boots and pickaxe or whatever,
I'm pretty sure I can just kill her but i need thresh not to be here i don't want to try get this dragon
Why should it save W? Now that i think about it, I think its actually better to save it because then if they contested or whatever right?
Like if they can test it, I could just W over the wall and chase.
Oh no! case. I mean, I'm pretty sure we knew that was about to happen but it's okay. I should have pinged it.
I wasn't sure, because it's impossible to outsmite that.
It's not even a Mumu's fault.
The rocket does 1200 damage...
And smite doesn't- he doesn't have 1200 Smite yet, so it's too hard.
Like,
it's actually just not outplayable.
Get a little bit of
Poke Off? Not bad.
Okay, so I want to hit tab.
Jinx has BF sword.
Honestly, we should probably win 2v2 right now.
As long as...
Heads up! as so you don't get hooked.
If we get hooked, we definitely lose 2v2.
I I could have lived if I uh...
Huh.
I don't think it's gonna kill him.
Dammit, if I had E'd over the wall I could've lived.
My thought process was
because Jinx put the thing in front
of a wall and so i had to walk over
so i wanted to just get at least one kill
and i think he would have cued me over the wall anyway but i don't know
it's like rough it's kind of like i don't know man oh I want to push this as fast
as possible. Okay, so
a few things. When you come back in the lane
make sure you're paying attention to where everybody is
on the map, okay? So we know Seraphine just
backed, right? We see Thresh top. We see Seraphine
backed. That means that Jinx
is going to be by herself under this turret.
Now I is going to be by herself under this turret. Now, I don't know how easy
it is to actually
dive this Jinx and Zeri
cog.
Okay. I have this Jinx and Zeri, Kog.
Well we do have six grubs so i'm gonna nuke the shit out of this turret. That was actually a really smart ulti by Jinx.
Okay, we see Thresh back.
I'm gonna go ahead and assume that... Uh... he is bossed out right now because of the way that they're playing so so That killed me.
That Amumu
engage was a little bad.
Five seconds of CC?
Yeah, it's because you...
I mean, he just misplayed.
That's all it is.
So like when he was going
for that play
he needed to either
A, wait to use his R
or B, not get close enough.
It is what it is though. I mean,
it happens.
I could have just left but I really wanted
to kind of limit test that.
I'm actually pretty sure
I could have killed all three if I played it better.
Because when I art over the wall here,
I'm almost positive
I kill all three.
Okay. okay Oh, shit. Ult's up in 15.
Our mid laner is definitely getting gapped a bit, but I think it's fine. We can kill this Jinx right now. She has no heal.
We could actually win this 2v2 really hard.
We could win it very, very, very hard.
What we have to do is I just have to get on top of Jinx with our teammates. And that is why I love playing Zarya sometimes. It's so much fun to just go over the wall, you just hide over a wall, E over, boom! One shot him.
Okay well it's not like a one- shot but it's like you know you get it okay we're gonna back up
uh we're gonna back up and then we're gonna go mid Once you break the bot turret as an AD carry,
You want to go mid.
Because mid is like the closest to everywhere on the map, right?
So mid's that direct center of the map.
You want to be there so I can rotate all the objectives, et cetera.
And now we start the mid game.
Once you leave bot lane, normally around 14 minutes,
you start the mid game. And then once you start the mid game and then once you start to make game on ad carry i think that this is probably when a lot
of uh 80 carry players get really lost
i would say the average AD carry player gets like really lost during mid game, and they don't really know what to do.
And that's why they end up inting. But we're just gonna push that wave in.
I'm gonna come help him with the rifts.
I'm gonna go get this red.
Okay, so now during the mid game...
What you wanna do right now is collect as many resources on the map as you possibly can.
Mid-game it is just about like,
go mid and collect resources
Go mid, collect resources
That's your entire
game during mid-game on AD Carry.
That's it, it's boring but that's just what you do.
Cool, we're two items not bad.
I'm not gonna buy a pink ward because I don't think it's worth it.
I think buying a pink ward is good if you
are truly
like,
if you're actually using it for
stuff but in solo queue a lot of the time it's like
you're not going to get value out of it and you're going to waste gold. Like I think buying pink wards is good
but only like higher elo is good and i think uh
oh fuck well you guys are walking up really far Oh, fuck.
You guys are walking up really far.
I think I can actually
double kill them right now.
Because if you hit tab, Jinx actually doesn't have a lot of her items yet.
Okay. actually doesn't have a lot of her items yet. She only has BF Sword right now,
and I have two items.
The problem is she outranges me, so
if I want to fight her,
I have to commit to the oven Hmm, it's not the worst I did waste my ult which kind of sucks but it's not the worst I I cannot get here.
I can't really
get there to help my team because
the spin cut off.
I'm going to sit
on the opposite side
of where the enemy team
is hovering right now.
You kind of see like
the...
I'm going to hover
on the top side
instead of the bot side,
all right?
The reason you do this
is it's pretty self-explanatory.
When they're trying
to siege on me
I don't want to be...
Uh...
I don't want to be getting flanked and shit, so...
You always want to be as far away from where you know they are
as you can as the AD.
Now once I have IE
or once I get my ulti back up
jinx is making a really big mistake she has a lot of goals like this drinks has a lot of gold
you see how she has, like, no items right now, right?
I can't really go in there because even though Mumu does have ulti... Or doesn't have ult. Sorry.
Even though he's, like, strong. if i go in right now i'm going to
this is too hard of a fight to take
look i want to go forward but i need we would need a Moomoo to be able to go in. uh tristana could have fought that with me by the way because
that was actually a perfect fight.
That was actually a perfect fight, I needed to flash the
Flay. The Flay is what
killed me. If I flashed the Flay. The Flay is what killed me.
If I flashed the Flay,
I would have killed all four
because I got a three-man ulti
and after getting
the three-man ults
we hit everything.
Well no, it's not about
fighting here that was bad per se
It was that my team is arguing
about worthless shit
That was just like fundamentally
a horrible fight
because
there's no reason for us to not fight without a mumu ulti up right it doesn't make sense
so amumu didn't have his ulti up so there's absolutely no reason to take that point.
Now Jinx was definitely down an item like I said Jinx didn't have two items yet so it was a good fight on that turn but...
This is a really risky-ass fight, by the way. Or dragon baron.
I mean we gotta finish it now! so I don't know why
I'm watching this happen, but
that's awkward. At least we still have three barons so it's not the worst
this is wild like i will be real there's some wild
going on in this game we're're going for weird plays, but then
we're like...
This is wild.
A lot of this game, the issue with it
is our Tristana is really...
This Tristana is not very good at Tristana is really...
This Tristana's not very good at Tristana. Let's put it that way.
That's like the biggest issue, because we don't have AP.
So because we don't have AP and the Tryst isn't the best at Trists,
she lost lane to playing.
And if you play
Trist on a mid
you have to win
lane or you're
going to be
worthless for a
lot of the game.
So that's why
we're struggling so
much if you guys
are curious like
why the game
feels kind of
hard. It's a lot because
of uh our team comp is really bad if we don't get ahead early
we've also been losing a lot of objectives because we're not pushing side lanes and we're over fighting when Mumu doesn't have ulti.
So, we've been losing a waste of my ults is not the greatest. It's really hard to do anything right now with Blade being this fed.
It's very, very hard. I mean we should not be fighting this.
We should let Riven push.
Right now? I'm just gonna go take camps.
So what I told you guys before remember is if you don't have things directly to do on the map
You should be trying to get as much gold as you can
And if my team's not, like if my jungler's
not farming these camps, he's just walking around looking
for fights and stuff, go take the
camps and go farm because you need
to be as strong as you possibly can in the next fights.
Fights in League
are usually based around
objective timers, right?
Like you're fighting for Dragon, Baron, things like that.
So because we're
going to be fighting big objective timers...
Our next big objective is in like a minute and half.
I want to get an IE before that fight, because IE is a really big spike.
I don't think...
That was a good fight from Riven.
Man, I really need IE.
The Riven is making some really big mistakes.
He's forcing really bad fight tempos.
But he's overextending and he's um...
Alright I can go get an ID. I missed one CS so I'm gonna going to have to wait a sec.
So this is going to be a really hard fight.
I'm not going to have Flash for it, which is
going to be really bad.
Because having Flash in this fight
would be huge.
Okay. flash for this fight would be huge. We do have IE, though,
so we do hit hard now.
The way I have to look into playing
this fight is because we don't have any
forward peel...
Oh, my team's about to die. Yeah that was...
They're doing the thing a lot of people do
they are trying to make a pick before the objective
but the problem is with doing that is uh i'm not there I should not be getting flamed right now.
The enemy team is coming to try and fight me, which is awkward because Dragon's
coming up. So they would rather value that over or stopping me than dragon, which is kind of funny.
I mean, I could go for a play here but it's probably not a good idea.
We're gonna lose Dragon which really sucks
because that dragon is really annoying to deal with
But I can't really do anything
to stop that right now.
Man my team is really angry like they're just
throwing the game away because they are mad at each other.
This happens quite a bit when people are autofilled and shit or just when people make mistakes. I have three items.
I just want to fight the game, or I just want to have a teamfight.
We might have to wait for the next big objective though. Wow, the Fway stayed
And then the Kog'Mma didn't use any abilities The Samumu is very bad.
So the thing is,
you've got to understand
people are going to type
when they feel insecure as well.
He's down three, four levels
when he had a winning bot mid and top lane
like we all won our lanes. And he still
managed to lose... He still managed
to find a way to lose
the game for his team by being the worst jungler.
So he's just deflecting all of his fucking flame onto other people, it really...
It is what it is.
I mean, I had uh- I won bot lane and I have an AP Kog.
I have an AP Kog support
who died a fuckton and I still won bot
so like, I'm okay with it.
... okay with it uh Incoming! Ah, no scare.
First fight! so Oh, I'm dead maybe. Oh he can Q me when I am in the wall!
Oh I didn't know that. That's interesting.
Now I do.
A lot of what I am doing is just trying to play forward
to get as many resources as I can, but there's not a lot.
I could be playing safer and just playing backward I think this Riven is definitely the biggest issue on our team, believe it or not.
Also my Tristana went with the worst build I've ever seen. She doesn't have IE or Navori.
But, uh...I mean, I can't worry about those people.
Let's just worry about myself. See, like all this typing doesn't matter.
This is what I feel like a lot of people don't understand.
Like none of this matters. Like all the stuff that they're saying can be said after the game
like none of it actually matters they should be saying all of this after the game's over.
Because typing all of this nonsense in the middle of a game just doesn't make sense
all right let's look for a fight what's up for a play I mean, not much I could do there.
I remember we went in but couldn't follow up because
we were too far back. So, let me explain what's going on here.
This happens in every elo by the way
Like this isn't just something exclusive to lower elo
This happens to every elo whether you're like
GM Chao
You'll get people who disagree on a play
In the game and instead of moving on from the play,
they'll get too angry and they'll start flaming each other
in-game about a bad play here, a bad
play there. But it's like, the game wasn't won or
lost off one bad play, right? Not
really. The game is like a bunch of micro decisions going on
in the game and that's why the game was
lost. Like look at this. We have a cog support
who doesn't add value to the team
fight, right? There's one loss.
We won bot lane and lost every dragon. Two reasons we lost. Our top laner didn't understand what to do after lane phase right? Like after lane phase he got a big lead but he didn't know what to do with his lead.
Another loss. I messed up like two team fights because I ulted wrong.
Another reason. It's just that bunch of little reasons all accumulating together
and those are usually the reasons.
Like our Tristana, horrible build, didn't know how to
play Trist, right?
It's not one thing
that you're losing for in games
where people will like
tunnel vision on that
and
you gotta be the person
not tunnel visioning
on that
because if you
like everybody
who tunnel visions
on stuff like that
where they're angry
over a loss
here there
blah blah blah, blah.
Those are the people who won't climb because they're honestly just too focused
on this like negative teammate thing
and they're not focusing on like
what they should have done better to win
because yeah i mean that mid laner had a horrendous build
and so because his build was bad he couldn't win against way and then my middle enter also didn't
know if you noticed we never took t2 towers right my ribbon in my tryst never walked into a side
lane to take territory towers so that's like another thing that they just didn't do correctly.
But I mean, you can see that he's not playing
correctly by the fact that he's lost
seven of his last
eight games.
Yeah,
you're kind of shit in the bed, bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
Then this guy went Amumu for some reason.
Amumu was a really bad pick this game too.
I think he did it because of Yi,
but I don't think Amumu's ever
good in this meta.
Amumu's like a worst version of...
If you want to play a tank jungle, just
play something like...
I don't know.
Tank jungles kind of suck right now.
I mean, probably play like...
Sejuani is better.
Like, Sejuani is a lot better than amumu for tank jungle nunu udir
like these these champions they can like full clear and like have good uh
good sustained uh fighting Good, sustained fighting. It's kind of interesting to watch players not
understand that they're the reason
that they're losing and they're okay with sacking
a game It's interesting. Take it from me, though.
Don't be like this guy. You know what I should have done during mid-game when my team was
going off on each other i should have
just been side landing and taking fights against like i should have just been sidelining and
like forcing them to come to me since my team wasn't sidelining.
I should have just done that as Zeri or I should have just like forced...
Like, forced fights by like going over walls and shit.
The thing about Zeri is like like, if you dodge one spell,
you can, like, 1v3 their team.
Do you have what it takes to learn
Hue? I think Hue is one of the easiest
champs in the game. I think people think quay is hard are people who like
i i don't know it the champ's not hard
play is hard for people who have never played League of Legends before. Kwe
is as hard as Aphelios is. Kwe is the mid lane Aphelios. It's not actually hard, it's
just you have like knowledge that you have to learn.
If I put
20 games of Hway right now,
I could be
top tier Hway player.
It's not that hard No, I think new static is trash.
Listen, static shift
is not good.
Okay. listen static shift is not good
but i can try it out out. Because they did buff it, so I guess
I could try it. It just
gives no
what does that do
i'll give it a try will i give it a try.
We'll, like,
give it a test.
I don't want to say it's bad without testing
it.
I might as well.. you're the trust from last game hey ggs man
you should try a different build though. Tryout, if you haven't already... I used because I play a lot of Trist and on my main accounts
the build that was working for me the best
was
you can go
like Infinity Edge Navori or if you really want to snowball you can go, like, Infinity Edge Navori.
Or if you really want to snowball,
you can go Kraken Slayer.
But you should go Navori second no matter what.
Either build IE Navori or go Kraken Navori.
And then build,
your third item
is usually like
if you went IE rush
do like
Doms
and then go like
if you didn't go IE rush
you can do...
I mean, you can still
do doms the other one too.
It doesn't really matter.
Because that...
I'll tell you this.
From personal experience,
that Yuntal thing is trash
on Trist. It's bad. The reason Yuntal thing is trash on on tryst it's bad the reason you tell us about
on tryst is because you overkill them so hard with tristana already
you don't need to burn you don't need to like bleed damage it's worthless
like what you want to do on tryst is you want to
like jump in and you want to basically like do your damage within a window.
So like,
Infinity Edge just makes you one-shot people.
And then Navori gives you the extra attack speed plus the reset on your cooldowns. It's pretty broken. I mean, do I want to try Static Zeri again?
We could do it just for testing.
Like we can just test it
because I told you guys
today is about teaching and testing.
I don't want to play on my main...
So, I mean...
I'm down to give it a test. Why not?
Dude, you know what's crazy?
Everybody's doing this.
I was looking up people's builds
and shit, right?
I was looking at people's builds and shit.
Everybody's doing Absorb Life, which makes
sense because I think Absorb Life might be OP
Because I thought it was good last patch but they bought I think Absorb Life might be OP.
Because I thought it was good last patch,
but they buffed it.
So it's even... It's like really good now.
But they're going Resolve,
which is crazy.
Maybe they're only going Resolve
against the hard lanes.
Because, yeah, Prince went Tonic, which is even weirder.
GG's? Hey, GG's man.
This is wild...
What are these runes, man?
Where's Senna Jana.. I'm just gonna do this.
Fuck it. I'm just gonna do this. This actually feels...
This is more my playstyle.
Let's do this.
Hmm, our team comp is weird. It's not like bad it's just interesting
i wonder how this will go i mean honestly we're just gonna lose if that
kindred's good.
Kindred is like... anytime I see a Kindred in diamonds
I think like a lot of junglers don't know how to deal with Kindred and
MooMoo's definitely to deal with Kindred. Amumu's definitely not
good versus Kindred, so
if this Kindred is actually decent,
this Amumu is going to struggle.
Is Zarya feeling good?
I actually don't know.
I've played a few games with Zarya over the past two weeks,
but I'm going to try static shiv so we'll see how that goes
am i stupid i think i'm stupid what is this horrendous build path
what is this oh Oh.
That's so gross!
I don't like that.
Oh.
What do they go next?
I didn't even see it's,
like... I think I saw him
go Hurricane
second. He went
Static Hurricane, which
would be wild.
But I need to go double check it.
Okay. It's funny because I can't trade on that, because he did that right in the wave. Here we go. incoming all right we're gonna try and get level two first.
Right when we hit level 2, we can walk up.
I think I might actually be able to kill the guy if I used my first auto, not on Janna. But...I don't know. It's hard.
Ooh that's not good.
That fucking turret hit me! Goddamn. I might just die, I need to back up because this guy has
fucking...yeah, I'm just gonna back. I fucked up and took a fucking
Nah, don't use heal. It's fine, man.
They have Ignite still
so I don't want to
take it in the ass.
What is this guy doing?
Fuck off.
No, that was 100% my bad.
I went for the trade when he landed the thing.
Everybody's going for the minion.
It's fine because the wave pushes back to us so it's not frozen or anything.
That's why I took that time to back
But it's fucking
So oh nice try What the fuck is this? What are you doing? I don't know what's going on. I mean, I'll be honest with you guys.
I don't know what the fuck's happening here.
I made a mistake and then apparently
the game just went nuts.
It's fine, honestly if they back right now
it's really good for me.
Cause like they could stay here and uh with my
they can stay here and like with my cs really hard if they wanted to
and it would really fuck with me. I need to back, but we might have to push one more wave. Okay.
Not bad, not bad.
So here I'm gonna back in this bush...
We push the wave in which means it's going to be hard for this Senna to like kind of contest this dragon right?
So let's say they walk over and they check it or whatever. It's still
going to be hard to contest that because we pushed the wave.
So that's...
We also pushed the wave because the reason I was
making a big deal about pushing the wave in is because I want it to bounce to me, right?
It's really basic for everybody who's new to AD
carry but AD carry
your top resource is always going to be minions
no matter what. Because you want the XP
and you want the... because you're sharing in the side lane. You want the XP and you want the, uh... Because you're sharing in a side lane.
You want the XP, you want the gold, etc.,
because items, etc. So
what ends up happening is like if I leave
the wave to sit here, I'm just bleeding
resources the whole game, and it's really bad.
Thanks for posting a VOD? Yeah no worries man!
The reason why I didn't post a VOD before, like in the last few days was because
I didn't know why but it was like uh my copyright thing wasn't working so What is going on?
Like that was... I don't know why they fought
that.
Like, I didn't want to fight.
I just wanted to sit there and like...
Collect my wave.
Once I E'd over the wall, I was safe.
We didn't need to fight.
Shen ulting me was, like, awkward
because he ulted me as I E'd
but then he went in after.
It's like him going in
after he ulted
was the worst thing
he could have done
because I'm already 20%.
I can't follow up. Our Mumu's
top, right? Like you don't make plays
This is a really good rule of thumb for you guys
okay? You don't make plays
on the map unless you're very far ahead
Like if you're further ahead, it's fine
but if your jungler is on the other side of the map
and their jungler is on your side of the map
you don't make plays on that side of the map
if you're even.
If you're ahead, sure
but if you're even
you just don't do it
because what ends up happening is
like you're just gonna lose because they have numbers That's why it's really important not to do that type of stuff, because it really puts your team behind
when you take risks like that.
Like I said, you can do it if
you're ahead
or you're playing a really aggressive early game champ.
But I mean,
I'm playing Zeri
and we're against Kindred,
one of the best early game champs
so it's like not a good play. There's not really much to do here, we just farm out. I think something I noticed that a lot of people do is they get really bored and lame. Okay.
I can't really help this guy, I mean...
If that was 6 we We win that, but again...
It's just like we're weaksiding bot which is fine
But if you get weaksided, you can't make plays like that. Now that was a horrid fucking dive attempt though.
That was just really dumb.
This one's a much better dive attempt.
But that was my bad, I went up for... So, I could buy my...
I'm trying to...
I was trying to get Static Shift Gold.
I agreed it.
I didn't expect Akali
to be there.
Akali has given up
every plate mid to roam coin flip bot fights
Like the Akali is very far behind believe it or not she's come bot twice done like really well or whatever
But she's really far behind I She's come bot twice, done like really well or whatever.
But she's really far behind us.
Come here! Fight her! Fuck it! Okay. um so we could dive this guy.
It's all good.
All right, let's go get static ship and see how this feels.
Damn, this game is awkward! I'm losing kills by like one HP. This is a really awkward ass game.
Janet lived by 1 HP, I greeted one kill.
This is weird as fuck.
His shen's kind of smurfing it, goddamn! Okay? Now how good is this...
How good is static?
It only affects minions now, right?
Or it only affects like...
I don't actually know what new static does. I've never built it.
Oh, it charges up an auto attack. Oh! Well that's interesting. Yeah, I was hoping he would try and pull that guy.
What are you doing, bro?
Dude, why are we getting ganked so much?
Like there's not even a wave here this guy is just he's just here for no reason
there's no dragon up no wave his mark is top like what are we doing bro?
I'm so confused. What is happening right now? Pretty sure... pretty sure kindred's on our gromp
oh he's mid. Okay
I'm gonna push this wave as fast As i can because
The plates are about to go down and we know that
Senna and Janna just backed right
So we know Kindred was going top side
We know plates are about to drop so i wanted to push this
So i could try and get a quick
plate before the plates drop also if you notice i guess you can't notice because amumu is Well played bro but yeah you always want to be doing things based on what's
happening on the map.
Don't ever, like...be scared to push a wave or something if the person's not there and you're gonna
get value out of it.
Mmm I mean I guess this guy can just do that.
I'm just kinda hovering here in case Akali wants to go in. I do want to reset, but... because I don't
have ulti. I'm gonna go mid
do these guys going to vory second or do they go
i actually need to see what the build they're going. I don't know what to build second.
I'm assuming it's like
Raw AD or Navori
or something,
but I don't know.
No idea. no idea i mean ship doesn't feel too bad i kind of want to reset here and go buy. They are going Hurricane Suck in.
Why?
So I guess more attack speed.
How bad Senna?
Uh, she's pretty bad.
What's up barry
okay
okay Okay. one more nice Nice. So like I was saying before,
your main goal when you're playing AD carry
during the mid game,
you do want to show up
the fights and objectives
but never forget that your main goal is to just farm, right?
Like I want to get as many resources as I can.
So that I can be as strong and fast as I can, so that I can be as strong as I can. As fast as I can.
And if you're constantly... One of the things a lot of people don't think about who are maybe
newer to the game is when you're constantly taking resources off the map.
Those resources are being
denied and going into the Abyss so the enemy team
is not getting them either.
Here we have two items. I don't know what this
is gonna feel like.
We have a lot of movement speed!
We got 14 movement speed. Let's see how this feels, I mean...
I guess we just limit test and see how this feels dead Ooh, okay.
I think if I focused Janna
I could have killed them.
So like I said, right there I was limit testing to see
how much damage I can do with this build.
I do think if I focused Janna, I'd kill her.
Because I kind of auto'd Kindred three times and then Janna three times. And Janna almost died to me just autoing Kindred, so... so.
Oh! Dude, Oh?
Dude, does anybody else think Swain's kinda broken?... so um so Here we get this turret, I get that turret.
Nice!
Worked well. I think we can ie next
but yeah you just want to grab every resource in the map.
Dude I do so little damage.
Maybe this buff is just OP.
Dragon's up in two, always be hitting attacks This won't be perfect, but it never is.
Dragon's up in two. Always be hitting tab check to see the objectives so you can see what your next choice is. Damn.
I got killed by a full tank Yi.
He did 1200 damage to me.
Alright, well fuck you too bro.
I'll be right back.
This guy just did 1200 fucking DPS! Sorry, I wanted to get an energy drink.
I wanted to get a bit of an energy drink.
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First person to make me a Doom End emote gets VIP. uh um We do have the dragon up but i don't think
we can actually take this by the way What am I doing?
What am i doing bro?
Oh, I knew that was such a dumb idea and I just was like oh I want to participate in the fight
I'm so fucking stupid. So we're gonna lose dragon i don't know if they can get both
because they're not that fed but it does suck to we lost soul, but like...
Alright so if we want to stop trolling what we do here is uh don't do that
we're gonna have to stop dragon or baron so Maybe we just end the game now.
She might try and take it, but I i have barrier so it's not too bad
i think we're actually fun now we're definitely fine
all right gg Alright, GG. Nice! Yo, I actually did good damage in that Nice.
Yo, I actually did good damage in that last fight though.
Once you get like three items you do a lot of damage.
Three-three items? It kind of feels like you're just
a waveclear bot.
But you do a lot of damage when you hit your IE,
which is weird because
I don't understand why you wouldn't just go IE normally.
Like, why wouldn't you just...
I mean, I guess you need attack speed but...
I don't know.
I don't know how the shift, it felt normal.
I mean, I don't know. It felt like normal?
I don't really know what to say like it felt average.
You guys notice what I'm saying? Like average.
All right, what are we going to do?
Hmm.
Is Cait already nerfed? Yeah, Caitlyn got nerfed this patch.
I don't know how good she is. You'd have to go look at the win rates.
I haven't checked today yet. Let's just go do it.
We'll just check win rates.
Yeah, Caitlyn is not very good.
She got kind of gutted.
Did they nerf Draven? No, they buffed him but the buffs didn't matter. So like okay The buffs that they gave to Draven are low elo buffs
Like they don't actually matter.
Like, basically they don't want Draven to
be pick ban in
high elo because
he's nobody likes
the play version
because you see his band rates 48%. Nobody wants to play versus him because you see his ban rate is 48%.
Nobody wants to play versus Draven.
So they made him good in low elo
by reducing the amount of stacks he loses when he dies,
because that's like a very low elo thing.
People die a lot with stacks and then they get mad
that they don't have their stacks or whatever.
In high elo none of that actually matters.
In high elo you really only get like
one cash-in
that matters during the game.
It's usually your first
cash-ins
like the only one
that really matters
in high elo.
The Tristana win rate it's only high
because
it doesn't have
a lot of games played
like compare it to
Jinx
Jinx has 13
Lucian has 11
Ryze has 15 it has like 229 so the only reason tristan is win rates
this high is it's like the same reason as like carthus you know like. oh yeah it's like
tristan is good but she's not op
i'm almost positive i'm one of the only people who plays Tristana, AD carry
in Masters
like Masters GM
I'm literally one of five people
who play Trist AD
everybody one of like five people who play trust ad everybody i haven't seen this though
it's so rare that i ever see people playing this because it's like it's not bad but it's like,
It's not bad.
But it's really niche.
Because with Tristana...
You can't freeze waves.
So the dynamic of bombing changes a lot when you can't freeze.
So you have to understand how to utilize your damage
Why is Nyiva so low?
What is that?!
... I don't even think Nyla's bad.
People must suck at Nyla.
I kind of want to try Lucian, but...
Because Nami got a really big buff.
I think SSRever got a big buff too.
And Lucian's really fun.
You know what I think the absolute biggest winner of this patch is, though?
Is Ashe.
I think this is the best champ.
The best AD carry champ right now.
Like,
I think Ashe,
now that Caitlyn is nerfed
and like Jinx is nerfed
and all that shit's nerfed,
I'm pretty sure Ashe
is the best AD, but she's
really boring
so people won't play her because she's
boring as fuck.
Ashe is not an AD carry that damages you in one shot too. She's not like a... Ashe is not an AD carry that damages you and one-shots you.
She's like a really annoying AD carry, kind of like Zeri. Jin still has a high win rate.
Jin's fine too,
Jin didn't even get touched.
Jin is still really strong actually.
There's not enough games
of data for like this
for GM
that's why I don't ever look at GM.
Dude, I hate this champion by the way. I can't stand Eve, dude.
Who's with me?
Give me a one in the chat if you think Eve is just gross. Or if you think
Eve is a gross champ
give me one
fucking hate that
champ dude
disgusting ass
champion Disgusting-ass champion.
Alright, what do you guys want to see?
I kind of want to play...
I kind of want to try i kind of want a
evolution game Test Essence Weaver Ezreal?
I'd rather not. I'm pretty sure Essence Reversal is bad, because you have to have Sheen. I'm going to go ahead and xerath support I don't really know what to play here.
I mean,
I could play anything
but I think there's like...
I think a lot of the stuff that's really bad is...
I need something that synergizes with Xerath.
Like, Lucian is too low range...
Ashe is okay...
Jhin is good.
I don't think support
players care about winning until GM.
Like anything below GM,
support players are just monkeys running in circles
with their heads cut off.
It is what it is.. They completely nerfed. I'm going to try this build.
Let's try this they did completely
nerf
collector rush Collector Rush.
So Jin's not as good
as he was with the Collector Rush,
but...
It's probably still his best rush item. I just feel like Jin is so good with lethality.
It's hard not to want to build lethality on Jhin.
Because he's so good with it, like... Even though IE is obviously
OP,
or the 80-80 or whatever without a gym just feels insane
because he gets like the natural ad bonus or whatever and he just does so much damage. What are the best supports to climb with?
I mean, I don't know.
Whatever you're good at.
I'd say if you want to just win
like play aggressive
and help your team
not like play mage stuff
just play Nautilus leona
rash not alice leona pike anything that has like a hook. Fuck off.
Like, Hook Champs are really
really good. Oh.
Because anything that has a frontline engage is really good in solo queue.
You just have to know
how and when to engage, but
a lot of the time if you have the balls
to know when to fight,
being able to walk up, stand in a bush level 1 and
create... Or level 2, level 1 and create that pressure
where they're scared of you. It adds
so much power to anything.
Oh, the enemy's trying to do dragon? You have
to... You walk up and if they don't have a frontliner
you just walk at them and like they're scared you know
fire misunderstood beauty't be evil I'll use this W, so when he uses
his W like that I just want to back off.
Basically
when you're playing against Kog'Maw your main goal is fight around the cooldown of his W.
Right? That's your main goal when you're playing versus Kog.
Fight around his W cooldown because he doesn't want to fight you
when his W is down, right?
So every time his W is down,
you force a fight as hard as you can.
I mean that guy's dead. You force a fight as hard as you can.
I mean, that guy's dead. He's just gonna get...
He should've put a ward down.
Because they have Rx eye right so because they have a rex eye it's like always put a ward down I am dead.
I'm alive! Not bad. Okay, so the enemy bot lane just fucked up really badly.
If you go look at what the enemy
bot lane did, they
missed this entire wave
to coin flip a random fight. So like Kog'Maw
got two kills
but it So like Kog'Maw got two kills.
But it evens out because Kog'Maw misses that whole wave.
So in reality, it's not the worst... Well, it could have been a lot worse.
That's why you saw me hitting the wave to make sure
it pushed in before I rotated.
It's just a fundamental thing.
Now this is really awkward because like I said
Xerath walking up and dying like that
put this bad aura ball in, you know?
So what we need to do to take over the game is...
Fundamentally stay normal. I don't know how else to phrase it. We have to stay consistent right now. and I'll shoot. Like, so you see here
I'm not just pushing the wave instantly
we could
like in theory
we could just push this wave in
Bounce it and be fine
And then rotate but
This enemy
Dude this enemy Rek'Sai is like
All over the fucking map Dude, there's so many Rek'Sai. It's like...
All over the fucking map right now man
What is the fuk? what the
could still just one Not the worst.
Alright, so the wave's in front of our turret here.
We don't want the wave to sit here we wanna push this as fast as we can
Whenever you have a wave sitting at a location like this
where it's right in front of the turrets
It's very important that you need to crash this wave.
The enemy wants to keep the wave here in front of the turret so that they can put you in a dangerous spot.
You want to crash the waves, so they can't do that to you.
I will not suffer this ugliness. You want to crash the wave so that they can't do that to you?
I mean, that was...
Can't believe you missed that E.
That's wild.
So Kog'Maw has tier 2 boots, right?
Which means Kog'Maw is going to be a lot more mobile than I am
because he has the tier 2 boots.
Come up here.
Pretty sure Rek'Sai is like around, he's on the other side of this wall. So because he's on the other side of that wall... yeah there you see
use w's we're going to back up.
Not the worst... I'm pretty sure he's on dragon
Yeah it looks like they are going to help with dragon I'm pretty sure he's on dragon.
Yeah, it looks like they're going to help with dragon which is actually a really bad call
We should just push the wave in.
Like, Xerath should help me push this wave in. So anytime that something like that happens...
Wow, he has so much range. But yeah, Zarya should have helped me immediately
I was pinging him to help but he
was a little late. The reason you do that is because it
forces their bot lane to make a choice. Do they want to fight you for...do
they want to help their jungler or do they want to fight you for dragon?
It's just like like a really awkward situation.
This is a really funny game because...
My Moomoo's not actually doing that bad,
but he is weak-sidingiding bot which is really bad.
I envy silence because I must be loud.
I'm dying. But he shouldn't be weaksiding the bot lane, but he also is like doing okay I guess
and the Shen ult. I mean yeah this is wild like I don't know. Like, I'm...
I can't play the game.
If we lose, it will be 100%
because we're being weak-sided
and we have a Xerath support.
I'm gonna keep trying my best,
but this happens in solo queue.
You get people not trying to win on support
then you get people not trying to win in jungle
so it becomes really bad Just Just to put it in perspective
for you guys, we are strong-siding
a Kayle Shen lane over strong-siding
the Kog'Maw lane
and what's going to happen when you do that
you're putting all of your eggs in the I hope to God Kael
carries us late game basket. And if he doesn't, we lose again. So we've established basically
that we want Kael to have to be able to one behind this game
and if uh...
if the guy can't with us
so all of the a lot of the power right now i've killed his a lot of the game is on kale It is what it is, but it's frustrating as fuck.
Because you don't really get to pick and choose.
You just scale.
So whenever you do get into games like this where they're really frustrating because,
I mean, I think I've had Rek'Sai bot lane more than my fucking family in my life. You know?
I've seen Rek'Sai more than I've seen my fucking grandparents men.
Again... Again, this is the same thing as we were talking about before. We can't really rotate to this fight because the fight is bad.
We're not fighting over anything.
I stand by, by the way, that these are really
dumb fucking fights
and I'm actually impressed that people
just die to these things.
Like, I'm pretty impressed that people die to fights like this because it doesn't make sense.
When you see somebody walking through river, you just stand at your turret and back up.
Or when you see that like uh I mean, yeah.
It's just...
It's hard.
Xerath is not
the best pick.
This guy goes bruh.
I mean, yeah. The enemy Rek'Sai has Dovahs 30 times under my turret. There's not much I can do. That's why I don't usually take fault in games like this. You just try your best, right?
Like if we lose this game it's not actually my fault at all.
But you can only try your best with what you're given that's all
literally that's all you can do try your best with what
you're giving if you're pretty much literally like if you have a Xerath support who's autofilled
missing every spell. Right? Because
this guy is clearly autofilled. He doesn't know what he's doing.
So he's just
an autofill player
didn't want to play support, chose the the pig Xerath, whiffing
every spell and yada yada. But then you also
have like the Yasuo mid
losing and our top
winner is being strong sided
so we're getting zero help from the jungler and we're being dove under our
turret on repeat. So, the fact you only have two deaths while being dove this much and having no...
The fact I'm even in CS while this is going on to me it's kind of wild. I'll take it.
That's why I say, like, you can't be too mad
because not every game is
under your control.
In games like this, it's just not my choice. Nice!
Not bad actually.
Hmm... Hmm.
We just try and scale. The best advice I can give you when like, you're in a game like this is
Try your best to scale and get as many resources and not die as you can
That's the only- that's- I mean that's your play right? Like
It IS one of those. Mind Frisbee is the Yeah, I mean the Kog'Maw is really strong right now because he has a Melee-O and a Bork.
Dude is fucking super strong
I don't think he's that good, he's just extremely fed
Because right now he's playing way too far up
i mean like right there red You shouldn't be this far up. Damn, I should have backed off and ulted. I knew that I could beat that guy if i dodged that taunt but I should've just backed off
and ulted.
I didn't know, I wasn't tracking his taunt cooldown well enough. That's on me
Mooshers left Oh i'ma just left
i am surprised that our kale is so far behind your killer is identical to mine
like i'm actually really surprised that he's that far behind
because kayle got strong-sided. He should be... He's versus Shen, and Kayle is like I don't know
I feel like she's versus Shen
Kayle when you have no jungle pressure in your lane
And then you're playing Kayle versus Shen
You just play to like 10 CS a minute perma scaling
Right that should be his goal to work under these conditions.
Right, like that's...that should be his goal is just
perfect CS, scale up and play Kayle
But the fact he has less CS than I do is really bad.
My Zerat just ulted their tank at full HP with his ult. What?
Why?
Who the fuck was that Foreign Damn, he actually landed that on me. I mean, Icerning clientele. I think it was a lot of boys games like this are wild to me. If I get this out here, it's going to be so hard.
We're trying our best but... but That was an accident.
Oops.
We have very little vision. We need wards.
Like, my Xerath doesn't have... What are you doing?
It's like my Xerath is AFK.
He's auto-filled and he doesn't want to play the game.
That's what it feels like right?
It feels like he's just here to exist
And he's like oh I got autofilled let's just wait until next game
like what is this pink ward what is that
why is he afk
like what's he doing? He's literally the AFK!
Serath bro you gotta try.
Ooh, Mikael went AD too.
That's really bad.
We're full AD comp and Mik Kayle went AD Kayle. I mean that's...that's juicy.
No joke, that's some juice right there.
Full AD comp and instead of going APKL which is infinitely stronger he went Kraken Slayer.
That's really bad. He went Kraken Slayer.
That's really bad.
Wait, a Yasuo player is saying that Zed is easy? What?! this easy.
What?
Stop AFKing, bro.
Every time this guy AFKs,
I'm gonna ping him. I want him to know like i notice your afk
he's like yo leave me alone. Stop AFK bro!
Maybe you don't just afk the whole game I mean we should try and fight right now so Like that was really good for us, by the way.
Super super super good
we should go get dragon it should be enough so The only problem here is I need to be able to get...
We need vision on baron Okay. It's going to go old for my IE.
I wish this guy wouldn't be mid here, because this is just like really bad for me.
Like this guy sharing CS with me here is like fucking suicide.
I mean, I don't think we can actually contest this regardless.
I'm pretty sure they're on it but my team is not trying to contest that for some reason so
I'm pretty sure
Kog DC'd by the way.
I'm almost positive
Kog has DC'd. so they got baron without Kog'Maw.
Damn, hopefully at least Iggy dies. Oh my! Homies getting caught.
As... as he saved his r
baker on zed i don't think that's faker i think what happened was
my kogma or i mean. I think what happened was my Kog'Maw,
or I mean sorry, I think what actually happened was
my Amumu didn't hit his R key.
I mean, yeah.
I'm just gonna get fucking flashed on.
And again... Like I said,
this is one of those games
that's not winnable, right?
Even if I play perfect this game we lose.
And the reason is because
We have people not trying to win
and all you can really do is
try your best
Because the nature of the AD carry role
is unless you're duo queue,
you can't win every game.
Your AD carry is the most team-reliant role in the game by a mile.
And even though it's OP, you still need your team to play.
So unless your team is playing, you can't win every game.
And that's just... It is what it is, you know?
You got...
It is just like low-evo players
like the app.
It is what it is
we had a tryndamere one trick trying to play a role that requires a brain and a thought.
What even is this guy's main role?
... what even is this guy's main role Oh well. We go again....... By the way, that Tryndamere player sold his account.
I'm not even kidding.
...... It's like a Grandmaster Tryndamere player or whatever. And then he sold his account
to somebody
because I looked at it
and I was like,
this guy just loses every game
because look, And I was like, this guy just loses every game.
Because look...
He went from...
He went from being Grandmaster a week ago, right?
So he was 200 LP like Grandmaster a week ago or whatever.
With like a good win rate on Tryndamere winning every game to randomly going support.
He was doing fine at first and then they just started running it down
so i think it's like somebody sharing the account
and the share account player is definitely not a masters player so he's just running it down every game true true what is this guy this guy guy doesn't main Kayle, does he?
This guy mains Kayle
but he got shit on by a shin.
What even happened last game? if you guys are curious why i tell you guys don't ever think Masters Diamond or good, it's because this guy ended Masters.
He has 300 games played already at two weeks into the season with a 47% win rate.
This guy ended
Masters.
He lost lane to
a gen
as a kale
while being strong sided
this guy bought his account
like literally
he purchased a GM
account
and then nuked the
account into almost diamonds.
So like don't believe rank matters too much.. I want to play a Lucian game. Okay.. No, Grandmasters aren't
lucky gold players. That's stupid.
I would say once you hit GM,
You know how to play League at a certain level.
Masters players are...
I would say masters players
Are emerald.
Masters players
are Emerald players
with better mechanics.
Like,
your brain doesn't develop.
Like if you've ever
played in an Emerald game
Masters players
have the same
mental capacity
as Emerald players do
in terms of brain activity.
They're just slightly better at pushing their buttons.
Dude, I'm just sitting in endless queues. I just want to play League. What is this? Aurora. What is... Is it like Ornn talking? talking dude orn is so big
he's just
so huge!
Look at this picture!
Orin is actually, he's a
fucking monster! there you... Is this like bunny girl?
What is going on?
Okay... What just happened?
What is happening right now? Well,.. What just happened? what the fuck i don't shut up i don't want to listen to tyler yell why stop that Tyler Yell. Why? Stop that.
Dude, what was that though?
Like, what?
So I don't even understand what just happened. Is that the new character?
She appeared and then like...
Now she's...
I don't know.
.... Hold on, let me go look.
I'm sure...
I didn't read the comments of the Reddit thread.
I don't know anything about this character it looks like
it's like they just put a furry into the game
they want like another furry
his first comment babe wake up new ornlor dropped. Bunny girl with freckles. Yeah, that's... The emergency money printing
button!
I mean, it's true.
It's true.
I feel like Riot made the most
they made a champion that people are just going to want
to play because she's a cute bunny girl with freckles.
I didn't expect Aurora to befriend Ornn.
Who the fuck is Aurora?
How do we even know who this is?
How does this person know who this is?
How do 500 people
know who this is?
All I know is that it's a bunny girl with freckles like i don't know what she is is her persona is that she's a furry
wait a second was that thing we just watched
just this entire game am i just wasting time yeah i'm not doing
that i think i broke my client stop stop loading stop stop stop i made a, stop, stop.
I made a mistake.
Stop just stop please stop loading.
Oh no, oh no,
oh no,
oh no
uh-oh.
I think my client broke.
Uh-oh. Okay, okay it's fine Uh oh.
Okay, okay it's fine, it's fine, It's fine, it's fine,
It's fine,
It's fine!
It's fine!
Okay...
I still want to try a Lucian game.
Oh my god. Okay. Because I want to try
Assassin's Reaver.
I know, like,
nothing really changed
but
I just kind of want to play because Lucian sounds
kind of fun
so we can do like
a commentary Lucian game
okay I see a lot of people going first strike on Lucian.
I don't know if I like that.
I feel like Press the Attack is too good.
But,
I also see some weird shit where I see...
What is this?
There's no way Kraken Slayer Rush
is better than
Essence of the Rush.
Like, there's just
actually no way.
You don't need attack speed on Lucian, really.
You just need to hit the double burst.
This build's probably okay,
the Collector. But I still think Essence River's probably better than the Collector Rush now that Collector got nerfed.
What up? Was I meant to...? What's good bro?
Hello. What the fuck is going on? We have a Nami.
Alright, well it's time to see if nami is op
let's see how it goes we'll play some lucian ami and we'll see just ah i'm stretching
let's see just how OP it is.
Yay!... Yeah, pretty much everybody picks Lushinami.
It's so OP.
Alright, I'm back sorry.
I had to just stand up and go to the kitchen really quick to get hit something bomb backs I am back.
What should we listen to?
What do you guys think personifies Lucian?
I don't know, I don't know. I do not think Lucian is a Fallout
boyfriend. not think lucian is a fallout boyfriend
just saying so uh Who did this guy just call?
Budget Borson hello I know ain't talking about me welcome to summoner's rift
i know you're not talking about me mother don't want to be on the wrong side 30 seconds until minions fall
yo what's your guys favorite genre of music give it to me go I'll let you know if you hear something.
Used to think nothing was colder than death.
Now,
I know different
metal alternative
. metal alternative what am i watching what's happening
like what is going on here? What did I just watch? I mean, it's fun.
Tristana uses both sums.
Like, Tristana using her sum trist use both sums
like tristan using her sums there it's not actually that bad Because the thing about it is like, if Trist doesn't have sums, we can just kill her.
Like straight up, once we get level 3 or even 2... Just basically once the wave evens out we can just tell the trust
Yeah, mr. CES
Are we just push this tristana fucking trolled.
All this guy needs to do is use his Targons on the cannon.
Yo, just walk here.
These guys are way too scared.
I know Hecarim is bot but we have uh a level
we have really good levels
chill man we're playing lucian nami
like this is wild how scared they are right now.
I get that we're splitting the map or whatever, but we're still playing Lucian fucking Nami? oh
like it's totally fine. I feel like a lot of the time whenever I see people get panicky about shit
It's because they don't understand how strong you actually are just fight him you have by hair and
i got i'm so confused why is my nami being a pussy just kill this guy This guy said you didn't invade me, but he actually did. He took the heck's entire topside! But yeah, so with Lucian on me what you want to do is...
We have so much front-loaded damage right?
My goal as Lucian is to get an auto off not miss yes but get an auto off and then
uh walk up and trade because i want to proc my press the attack like i really, really want to get a good press the attack combo going off at the same time.
So here like... Like we don't need to be scared bro.
God, I'm gonna lose my mind man!
The Tristana's at 1 HP!
Well, we're also moving left... Like...
I'm going to lose it, because
the only reason that these people are living
is because uh is because we're playing safe
so let me explain there's no reason for us to play...
Oh my god, this Nami is not very good.
There's no reason to play safe even if you think you're getting ganked
when they're walking
up to you as a Lucian Nami because there's
no value in playing safe. If we can just get
a free kill and walk away.
So what's happening is my
team is overthinking, right?
This is what I was telling you.
A lot of players will do this thing
where they rely only on their teammates to play the game
but that's not how League is played
so if you want to climb in league right? Your job is not wait for jungler your job is not pre- like
your job is play the game to create leads for yourself and if you can do that by playing aggressive
enforcing the enemy jungler or the enemy mid to constantly try and come to your lane
that's just very very very uh. There is nothing bad about that. Wait, you see how my Nami is full HP standing
behind me doing nothing?
This is why I say
you need to understand
how League works if you're going to play
an aggressive thing
like this. Like, don't pick something
just expecting to be carried
because this Nami
and I could have already had, like, four or five
kills so far
Right? If she's playing forward with me and we're
playing like to actually do damage and fight forward instead of her,
She is essentially playing as a W bot right now, like an EW bot that's all she's doing
She's not trying to play the game to win
she's playing the game to not lose but if you're gonna play something like
lucianami you play the game to win.
So I'm gonna push this wave out, because we know the Trist is recalling. And then I'm going to walk up on bot...
Fucking mouse!
Stop it! Okay. We gotta wait for the Nami, because she backed on a bad timer. But yeah, I mean when you're in a situation like this, a lot of the time what'll happen
is that I have to play really fucking far back and really safe. Because my Nami
doesn't understand... Maybe she's auto-filled?
I don't know. But, like, I'm not mad at her
for being at this, like... She's playing, like, a normal
Diamond support wood.
Like, I don't know why she's mid but...
Like, I don't know what she's doing but...
Like, I can't be mad at her
But I do need to ping her
To like tell her
To come bot
So we can actually
Push the lead
Because like
I'm stronger still
Like
We're still stronger Than they are in a 2v2 because it's fucking Shaco and we're playing Lushin Nami.
So like you want to play aggressive because the whole point of playing Lushinami is being a lane bully.
Because we win pretty much every fight. I mean, I don't know what to say.
We're basically just not playing the game.
I'm being flamed by a Dino. the game.
I'm being flamed by a diamond player right now.
That is
what it is. I can't be mad
like you said, you're not allowed to be mad at diamonds
Like, I'm not allowed to be mad at diamonds like i'm not allowed to be mad at diamond players
because like they don't know what they don't know so getting mad at them is
like watching a kindergartner pick their nose and being like you shouldn't do that
they're gonna do it anyway and they're going to think that it's fun right
because like they're not adults they're too stupid like anyway, and they're gonna think that it's fun right? Because like they-they're not adults.
They're too stupid. Like they're young.
They're low elo. It is what it is. oh so so when you do have support players that are brain dead like this Nami all right'm going to help you out
when you have support players
that are really stupid and not playing
the game correctly like Nami.
I mean, look. Shaco is just as dumb as Nami, right?
This is a really good way to put this.
Both supports are going to be the same level
of stupid.
We should actually just kill this trust she is She is a thousand percent watching the stream, but it's fine. Let's do this.
Yeah, that'll be fine.
So now we just one-shot Tristana.
She'll die in like two seconds.
If Nami just plays forward with me
especially since Nami has
Imperial Mandate, we just one-shot
the Tristana.
But I need her to play forward with me, right?
Like, I...
I need Nami to come bot and we just play forward
And we just kill them...
Kill the Trist.
This Trist didn't even want this plate. That's wild.
Why doesn't that guy want a free plate? I'm confused.
An ally has been slain ah i've missed the smell of life Poor Syndra.
My bad! Hmph Not bad.
I should leave so that I don't get Shaco'd, but yeah... not bad.
I'm gonna back so I can go get my uh items and i'm pretty low
If you can't run from it, you might as well shoot it
Why are the games so weird? Like I said, whenever I'm on my smurf
and I'm like playing a
below GM
The games are usually just coin flips.
Like, Diamond and Masters
games are really
coin flippy
because a lot of the
players don't know...
Like, nobody in the game
knows what they're doing
but it is what it is.
That's why like you have to kind of
like if you're better you have to like do the
do the work you know I mean, I'm pretty fucking fed.
We seem to be careful of Shaco
exhausting me if Trist jumps in or something
because I can rail this Trist right now, 1v1. But
we gotta be careful of Shaco poofing in and using Exhausts. Okay, Shaco's mid...I'm just
gonna come help this guy do the dragon, I guess.
I don't think we should fight this. I really don't want to take this fight. We have no vision.
If Nami had wards down,
yeah, we could fight that.
But without vision,
that's way too hard.
Man, I really want to
fight this Trist.
But I'm a little
nervous that Shaco's here.
Not because of his damage, but
his exhaust is really fucking annoying.
Dude, I'm gonna lose my mind because we've been laning 1v2 and we're scared for some reason.
Like just walk bot take the turret and rotate me out of the lane that's all we have to do is
literally dive this guy right now we walk a bot we dive this guy and we rotate me out of the land
just go Just go. Tank the turret. Best way to snowball your lead as an AD carry is to get out of bot lane. Because bot lane is the furthest from everything in the game, right?
So, because it's the furthest
down here in this random lane that
does nothing, we want to
essentially just rotate to the other side
of the map ASAP.
So we got IE and Essentially just rotate to the other side of the map ASAP.
So we got IE, Essence Reaver... Dude, we are fed as fuck.
We're a stupid strong-
I think I'm supposed to go into glory now and then
i need to go ies since the vory and then like bt or something
uh i'm gonna hover to this fight and we're gonna see how this goes. I could have dashed over, but nobody was there with me. Who is back pinging right now? I really want to know why my teammates are scared.
Like genuinely, I don't know why they're so...
They are like pissing themselves.
I'm too full items.
What are we scared of guys?
I just wonder if there's a way to get out of here. two full items like what are we scared of guys
i just one-shot that guy
like straight up though i don't know what my team is so scared of.
They're like actually pissing themselves. Oh shit! This is why I don't listen to pings, because I feel like these people are just dumb.
Like, I'm so fucking confused. I feel like these people are just dumb.
Like, I'm so fucking confused.
They're actually so scared.
He's dead. Like, I literally just one-shot him!
Like...I stand by this
I have no idea why these players are like...
It's like they don't know how to play from ahead,
so they're just scared always of everything aggressive.
Like if you're being aggressive at all, they gonna ping spam you because they're petrified.
Does not make sense.
And that's like why I tell you guys Diamond players have no clue what they are doing.
They just...like
If you want to climb out of Diamond, most simple
rule right here. Everybody listen up.
If you want to climb out of whatever elo you're in
and try and get to Master's Diamond or whatever it is,
you can't play like an absolute it is. You can't play
like an absolute fucking pussy.
You can't.
You're not allowed to.
Just play the game
to win.
If you have a lead,
play.
Oh! That was just so many boxes.
Not going to lie, but yeah, I mean it's fine.
I think I just ate my entire HP bar while CCing those funny.
Well played! Nice job! Yeah, they can go get dragon. So like right there Shaco got my shutdown kinda sucks but I'm still gonna take that fight
nami should immediately go ward dragon this is what i'm talking about too people don't like she should have prioritized warning the dragon here over farming minions because
like the minions don't matter, but the Dragon Vision does.
So it's like... There's kind of weird tempo
things where people don't value the proper stuff.
But it is what it is.
I wonder if I should have gotten murk treads this game like low key
my nami shouldn just be sitting with me.
Like, if you're gonna play Lucian-Namio, play Lucian-Namio, y'know?
Just sit with me so that you can hit E and I'll one shot everybody.
What are you doing?
Like, I don't understand
what I'm watching right now.
This is what I mean.
It's like these people
were just so scared.
Bro!
What the fuck? It's like these people are just so scared, bro. Play aggressive!
We are not playing to scale, we are playing to snowball.
There is no value in playing to scale when we're playing Lushinami.
Like, just... Oh my god.
I don't know man. This elo is so scared of their own shadow.
Like, I genuinely don't know what to say
like where's my support man why are we not with me
this is what drives me crazy support players like
get bored and walk around the map and it doesn't like you can't play the game dude shut up ah I'm gonna lose my mind dude if you keep pinging i'm gonna end your game just letting you know i will do it Wow, crazy. Wow, crazy!
Wow that's insane.
Now imagine if we had done all of those things before like they you know
Like you're driving me insane.
Just play with your AD.
Late wave, bad bubble, Vi's farming instead of playing to be aggressive.
Just wait. No! You don't
need to wait, man! We have
all of our cooldowns up and we're playing
Lushin Nami.
You diamond
fuck just played the game correctly.
I don't wanna be a tilt lord right now, okay?
I don't. But do what the fuck I say.
You guys are literally playing like I'm not a three item lucian on a smurf account might be over
i think
if you are in diamond you should have your ability to type in League below diamonds, or below Master Tier minimum. Like, we one-shot Katarina here! Watch...
This is pinked right? So let's think about it.
Just one shot this guy
wow we got a dolty crazy crazy Like, dude, do you see Vi just standing here?
You're gonna drive me crazy man Just go in
Whatever At least we got something out of it.
These people might be just absolute pussies, but at least we're getting something done.
I'm telling you, man, the biggest
reason I can tell when somebody's a
bad player is when they don't
want to do anything and just sit
there and scale.
That's not how you win in league.
You don't just say, oh we're
playing three extremely early game champs.
Let's scale.
That's not what you do okay take it from me that is not how you win games you play to, like
Use your lead
And your item lead
Like
What am I watching right now?
Guys
Just play the game
Like You need People need to stop egoing Just play the game.
People need to stop egoing.
I just deleted... deleted uh crazy huh how i'm solo winning us this game wow pogchip guys Wow! PogChamp, guys!
Oh. so your current has been destroyed sunshine where i'm going What I'm saying is
You have to
Stop assuming
That like
You can never win and play the game off of like the knowledge
that you do have more items than them.
And if you have more items than the enemy,
You can stat check them. We're playing Lucian Nami, right?
Lucian Nami is by far one of the strongest duo lanes
in the game,
in the existence of League of Legends.
So if you're scared to, like...
When you have a lead on Lushinami
and you're scared to fight the enemy,
you're literally just not...
Don't pick Lushinami.
It's okay to be a playstyle player where you don't want to be aggressive in mid-game. There is nothing wrong with that! Play Seraphine, Jynx, champions that like
i don't know play champions that literally just you're... aren't aggressive.
I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.
I am level 16 by the way these pings are driving me crazy like i'm level 16 four item lucian and my team's like yo be careful man bro be careful
be careful dromo Be careful Geronimo!
I should be careful guys they're too strong
No way that's I gotta be careful. Back ping me some more, I gotta be careful. Jesus Christ dude.
Dude. Dude, stop micromanaging your teammates if you are below Grandmaster. Just don'ts Like, look at my team's damage.
Look.
Damage isn't everything that matters in League, but this is like my team was so petrified to play this game. Look at this 11k damage Vayne.
You picked Vayne top and you dropped 11k damage against the Jax.
You picked Vi,
dropped 9.7, whatever, you're an R bot.
You picked Lux and dropped 18.
Like... R bot. You picked Lux and dropped 18. Like,
you guys can't just
sit there and expect to win games.
If you
want to win... The best advice I'm going to give
anybody who's trying to climb in League of Legends
okay? Listen up!
Please listen.
Stop expecting anyone else to win you the game.
Everyone you play with is bad,
You can only control your fucking self right?
So just play to win. Don't play to not lose. It's very simple, trust me. The people who
play to win will win more games than the people who sit there and wait to not lose very simple to do
that's it's simple simple. background sound what are you talking about
more background sound?
What, what are we talking about hello?
Nothing's...there is no noise. What's happening?. A buzzing noise when my mic activates? Oh, I mean...
Isn't that always there? Or no.
I can try and unplug it really quick
and see if that fixes one, sorry. Hello? Is that better?
Is the mic fixed?
Are we better or worse?
It is better?
Okay, cool.
I just had to unplug it and plug it back in
there was just feedback on the line.
Sorry about that.
Well yeah, like guys I'm not trying to flame you by the way.
Like I want to make this clear.
I'm not saying like when I say
it bugs me that like I'm playing
because I'm choosing to do this.
I'm choosing to smurf
and play in the Zillow
so I can teach you guys how to play.
I'm not trying to be mean
to these people
because like I said before,
I can't be mad at people
who don't know better.
That's like going into a kindergarten
and being mad
that the kindergartner
doesn't speak Spanish
or they don't do long division.
You can't be mad at it
because they haven't learned yet, right?
They're kindergartners.
They're learning
and that's fine.
But the reason I'm getting so passionate about this is because when
they are like,
it gets really frustrating when you're playing in solo queue and your
team,
but you're doing the correct play.
And instead of listening
and like learning and
playing around to you,
your team is pissing
themselves.
Like I can't believe this
person is playing so
aggressive what's
happening.
I've never seen this.
It's like dude that's
fine if you're scared
but don't be scared and say
oh we just lose the game.
That's crazy.
The fact Nami
thought we were going to lose that game
is crazy.
Like, the fact that guy actually thought that that game was a loss
is crazy to me.
Am I wrong? This Nami was grandmaster last season as a support main, and he was that bad. League's doomed, bro.
League's fucked.
League is cooked.
No league is
cooked.
League is cooked. No, league is cooked. League is cooked.
League is cooked.
Like I wanted to give the Nami an excuse because like you know she was diamonds.
This guy ended GM.
Nah it's cooked. It's cooked.
That's wild.
Like there is no excuse. If you end GM and you don't know how to play Lucian Nami
And play aggressive with a guy
Who's very clearly
Very far ahead in the game
It's too cooked at that point
That's wild.
That's crazy.
I think NA League, you know what I'm noticing about NA players?
Dude, I actually
saw Bevy Knight
Look at this.
Bevy Knight who's like a challenger grandmaster
barred one trick in Korea, right?
I saw
a tweet that she posted a bit ago
and
I could not have said stuff better myself.
Watch this, let me find it. She's like Grandmaster Challenger
Bard one trick in Korea
So she's not a bad player, right?
Hold on.
She says...
I'm going to show you the clip, okay? Or I'm'm gonna show you the clip.
Okay?
Or I'm going to show you what she says.
NA AD carry players are built different.
What is MF scared of what?
You already ruined the play with a bad R
just do as much DPS your team is committing.
Don't even take it...
You wouldn't make it to Korea Diamond.
And now, I'm going to show you the clip.
Okay?
I'm going to show you a clip of this Grandmaster North American MF.
Okay? I'm gonna show this clip to you.
This is a Grandmaster AD Carry in North America.
Hold on let me turn the music off.
Straight up ults in front of Iona's face for no reason. and it gets better watch
walks away.
Like, literally doesn't even attempt to auto.
Zach has no E... literally doesn't even attempt to auto.
Zac has no E, Leona has no flash Q, Draven has no mana,
she's just way back here and it's like okay maybe you're scared of the zoe roaming right maybe you have a good idea zoey could be roaming you're scared of it now watch this though
we see that
two of our teammates are teleporting into
this fight. Right?
Two players are now TP'ing into this fight.
Why is the MF at tower?
You know your team
is about to commit
to this fight.
Why are you not
adding damage
to help them?
Look at his MF. Look at this
MF! You are
at 70% HP
not
adding a single point
of damage to anybody in this fight
with two teleports coming in.
This is like the most,
this is like Febby Knight couldn't have said it better.
Like if you're're gonna play like this...
Like, yeah, you fucking suck.
Like, you are...
You're playing like a fucking pussy.
Like, not... Like, you should be like a fucking pussy. Like not- like you should be playing
aggressively as a champion
but use your HP bar as a resource
go auto them! You are an auto attack based
champion, use your fucking autos
this is just- It's just disgusting.
Wastes ult,
doesn't want to partake
in the fight anymore
and then say...
And then the worst
part about this
is the MF blamed
King Nidhogg
for the fight too.
That was the worst part about this.
This MF flamed Nidhogg
in this fight, by the way. She blamed him for saying it was his fault that went badly.
That's the most delusional part.
That's crazy! Look at this,
she auto'd one time and then went over to hit
Zoe And then went over to hit Zoe.
Like, I'm sorry, but like dude just walk forward
walk forward into the fight.
Worst case
scenario, you die
but like you literally get an assist
on three people. They don't have to use as many
cooldowns and like it just doesn't make sense
to me that we're walking into the only person
that can kill us that's Zoe.
Zoe is coming from behind and we're walking
in her instead of walking into our team.
Like, NA is such bitch-made. Zero...
Point blank MFR, then gets
pussied out and doesn't fight for the rest
of the fight.
Dude, all I'm saying is like
na players are just like
they're so scared to play league of legends. People just want everything done for them.
That's what I'm trying
to make a point when I'm making a big deal about this
because it's disgusting.
Like, dude, being cautious
is fine. There's no downside to being cautious, right?
But like you I'm telling you right now
You will not climb unless you learn how to like
Unless you learn how to be aggressive,
you will not climb.
Thanks for five points.
Bro, listen I was late to lane by 20 seconds because I was tabbed out. The Thresh could have stood here too.
This is what I'm talking about. Why are we blaming anybody else? You realize you could have just walked here and stood
like as soon as you see them walk away it's not all right like if you die to an
invade that's why i didn't walk up here god everybody has an excuse for everything man
the delusion of low elo the delusion of players in general who play this game not even lo evo anybody it's crazy so That was actually really well planned.
Well, I don't know why Yuumi got off of
this area.
That was just purely Yuumi's fault. I don't even know if it was
well played. It was a good call
for him to take the hook and all in because it's
Yuumi, but...
I don't know why that guy
Ooh, that was bad. Bad dash, bad dash. My bad. So one thing you want to do as a Lucian is...
One of Lucians bread and butter
I'll stop ranting and get back to commentating for you guys teaching.
One of Lucian's bread-and-butter
spells is queuing through the minion wave
to try and
make trades happen on the enemy.
So there, I just took a trade because I know
I'm going to back off.
Taking a quick trade under the turret
there is not that bad.
Now here, I actually should probably cheese
I'll be 100% honest if this was a high-yield I actually should probably cheese.
I'll be 100% honest, if this was a high elo game This back timer would be really bad
The reason i say that is because
If this were a high elo game
These two would instantly push this wave they would have pushed the turret
wave they would push this wave and i would get like kind of over on a wave
they did it but they did it slowly and then that timer that they did it was too slow
so had they done that quicker the wave wouldn't be frozen
and now they have to overstay
you see what I mean?
Ooh, that was actually well played. An enemy has been slain! I didn't want to have the flash but fuck it
That guy actually played that well by the way
So we can't actually push this wave in fast enough. This is going to get really awkward.
Oh no, my cannon!
Oh I got it.
We actually couldn't... Can't push this in fast enough because we have to push one more wave Oh no, my cannon! Oh I got it.
We actually can't push this in fast enough because we have to push one more wave
But this is the exact same thing that I said
That like...we did wrong Or they did wrong now we're doing it wrong
and this is why wave management is so important Although, her dashing into the wave like that was kind of bad.
I don't know what that was.
Okay. I don't know what that was.
Thresh should be walking up on this Yuumi and trying to threat a bat. That. I don't know what I'm watching, like Yumi's just trolling and that's- or Zeri is trolling...
I don't know what the fuck's going on
right now, man.
I'm gonna keep it real.
I don't know what's happening.
They're both just trolling.
... She lost a huge wave. Yeah, you don't fight when your wave is under the turret either.
Like okay there's rules for fighting Yeah, you don't fight when your wave is under the turret either.
There's rules for fighting right? Rules of engagement if you will.
There are fundamental rules for boleyn like...
If there is a giant wave, especially a cannon wave under your turret...
You're not going to try and value that wave over...
Like you are always gonna value the wave over fighting unless the fight is netting you a positive more so than the wave over fighting unless the fight is going to net you a positive
more so than the wave.
So, like, if
you fighting is, like, a shutdown or
you fighting is, like...
You get to kill them and get the wave because it's free or, like, you get to kill them and get the wave because it's free.
Or, like, you fighting because
you need to stop a dragon.
Like something weird is going on.
A Vi at level 6 is ganking. You can fight
then, right? But if you have like a level 3 player
fighting on like wave 3 and stuff like that
I would say 85%
of the time, you're not actually
I'm not chasing that.
I'm going to go back
to my wave.
This is a perfect example
of what I was talking
about before.
So you see how
I took the lantern,
right?
But I'm immediately
noticing that I can't do anything so I'm immediately noticing that, uh...
I can't do anything.
So I'm immediately gonna go back to my lane and start shoving.
Wow. So I shouldn't have been tanking the turret, it should've been Thresh. The way that you do that is Thresh
walks up and just autos. He doesn't even
have to... Like, he threw a hook. He threw a blind
hook which was a mistake but it's
okay.
Because you don't want to like throw hooks like that. You wanna just simply uh...
I'm actually gonna go back here and buy my essence saver.
I'm not doing that, I'm not doing that.
No no.
You see how I'm not following his call
This is something you got to teach yourself as well
Like that call is not good. The reason that calls bad is because I'm at half HP
You don't want to lock yourself into lane, okay?
This is something a lot of players make mistakes on when they're playing AD Carry and
They're new and trying to learn the role.
They will overstay A LOT because you are like
Oh my support wants to fight or my jungler
wants to fight. You have
to recognize when it's better
to back buy an item
and go heal and get back on the map
you have to recognize these moments yourself.
Because if you don't,
you're going to do what a lot of people do,
which is int off-tempo
and you're just going to lose.
And then you're going to be like, like wait i shouldn't have followed that
i do it all the time i still do it I actually could have killed that guy if I had...
Hold.
By the way, following that play was fine.
I think I just needed to recognize that Hecarim was there and
play it differently after.
Like, low-key, that was actually
a fine play by Thresh to lantern me.
Even though, like, I personally would
rather fix the wave because it's like
a risk-reward thing,
that wasn't a bad play
because we knew that Zeri had no flash or E.
So him committing to that was fine.
I could have played it better mechanically
because I could have played it better mechanically. Because, I could've...
I could've Cold when I saw
like, I could've Auto-DoubleCancel
or E-Auto
or Q-Auto the Yumi
and then Cold.
So here,
the Zeri is playing really carefully to not let me E.
Yumi's here.
I'm actually pretty sure
I 1v2 this.
I'm pretty confident
that I can 1v2 this.
We know Hecarim doesn't have ulti,
and we know...
We know that we have a full item.
We hit tab,
we see that she doesn't have items.
But I also don't want to just push this into the wave or into the turret right away i want a slow now i don't know if thresh is on the same page.
Because you see how Zarya's at turret? She can't buy her item yet and she has to sit there
She has to sit there and wait for us to push the wave in because she can't walk up
So what we're doing here is we're just stacking the wave
so that the wave is a cannon wave and now we can actually get damage off on the turret so Nice.
Not bad.
So here, I actually should have just immediately backed.
This is that tempo thing I was talking about earlier,
I should've backed instead of greeting for that plate and this wave.
You know what we actually should do here?
If we were on the same page i would tell thresh to walk here i would have told thrush to walk here and hook her and we killed his area
on the way to the lane that that would have been the perfect way to play that but it is what it is
yo hello t splits happy to have my favorite non-sub hater in the chat today. I'll sub you when you start being a better friend.
Listen, it's not my fault that you
e-date
fucking European dudes
and then get mad.
That's on you I'm pretty sure Hecarim is bot right now so we should be care.
I do think hecarim's still here.
And, I don't have cooldowns so...
This is kind of nerve-wracking.
I think the Ivern should come shadow us.
What I do think should be happening right now
is Ivern shadows us so that we can take this turret without dying to Hecarim gank, but...
Camille's walking bot. Okay, we back up.
We could actually just straight-up 2v3 this, but we also don't have to take the 2v3.
Because if Camille's walking bot here to try and pressure this...
Oh there's the camille
you dick You dick!
What a jerk! I
Was trying to take the lantern as I killed the turret, but
that's kind of rough.
I think Camille is going to come bot again right now.
Oh no, she's mid.
Okay.
So with Lucianan one of the big uh mechanics that you want to do this champ...
Fucking Camille is... Dude, we had that
We actually had that
If Camille wasn't bot for the fifth time
You son of a bitch
But yeah so
This is kind of what I was talking about But yeah, so this is
kind of what I was talking about when you say
like,
you do have to be a little careful
when you're playing in the CLO
because people play slow.
So the enemy team is just rotating around
the map, fighting us, because we're really strong, right?
Our Ivern
should be hovering us the whole game.
He's not going gonna come back into the
game through farming our ivor is trying too hard to get
back into this game through pure farming
but that's never going to actually happen happen.
Because it's a Hecarim.
He's never going to outfarm Hec,
it's just not going
to happen so...
What we want to do is we want to stay as a team right now and we want to do the objectives.
We wanna stay as a team and do the objectives as a team. because um we have a gigafed 80 carry,
and we have an Ivern
to shield me.
No,
I'm not doing that.
We're going mid.
This Thresh keeps lanterning me
to try and like do weird plays.
But, like I said before,
don't just mind off take the
plays that your team's doing.
We know Camille
is coming right now. Or she's not coming, okay.
I mean we can fight this but we need uh I need a TF to actually go in. Dude, this is what I mean though.
My Raxx is kind of stupid. He wants me to essentially...
I can't click that?
He wants me to give up all my resources
and walk around in coin flip fights, but
That's just such a bad way to play league
I What? plus
all right i mean my team's got that
let's go grab ie grab zeal hey we're juiced.
I think the biggest thing I noticed between ELOs is just that people
start playing around you more the higher your you get.
It is what it is.
Oh yeah, Lucian's super fun to play. He's kinda hard if you're new to the game
because he requires like... you have to go in. Oh, I'm dead as fuck.
Oh, I am
bigger dead!
That's okay though. There's nothing for them to get on the map outside of mid turret, so it's not a big deal
And we got a lot of ultis! Holy fuck so Oh, Like, you see how nobody's playing around to help my TF?
This is what I mean by like...
You gotta help your teammates. Whether that guy is like This is what I mean by, like...
You gotta help your teammates. Whether that guy's, like...
That guy has a shutdown and he's pretty strong.
I mean, he's pushing side waves doing strong things.
If the guys are pushing up in the side lane,
your role as a player with
some sort of help on the team like
support or jungler
you should be helping that person, like pressure them.
So we pushed mid here which means we're gonna walk down and we're gonna chase
this Camille. She's probably going to die
but I just want to make sure secure her death
Yeah, she's done
Now we push another Yep.
Now we push another wave.
Somebody should back immediately and go stop that.
It should be a way. We come here? Come here? Because Hecarim's here? Yep.
We should try and get this T2 tower. Nice.
Now we can leave.
One thing too is like when you're trying to think of how can I get as much gold as I can during the mid game, it's pretty much always...the answer is always going to be tier two towers or
Farming camps on the map.
Farm wave, go see another wave find other like that. It's like look at this.
This wave should die right now.
Like this is illegal.
She should have died right there.
We should fight for the Scrab.
Scrabs are actually important.
If we can fight for this crab right now,
we can force them to make a fight happen
when we're a lot stronger than them.
Huge! Now we go back mid and push another Mid wave. Right? Now, we go back to Baron
And play for another Baron.
So the way this works is like, we're just doing a little Baron dance.
We want to force a fight here where they have to face check us.
I don't wanna go in until I see
a lot of their cooldowns. So, here you notice how like I'm not
doing anything?
I don't want to go in until they've used a lot
of cooldowns.
A lot of the time, League of Legends is... When you're playing an 80 carry
role in a league, a lot
of it isn't just go in and do as much damage
as you can always.
Fight starting? Hit, hit, hit. It's
a lot of playing AD carry especially low range
ADs is you have to track cooldowns that are
going on in the fight because
a lot of the time you have people and I'm sure you guys have experienced this too.
Where like you're hovering around a team fight neither team will really engage
Right? And you're just kind of sitting there like what do i I do? I can't go in until they use this.
You literally just wait.
That's it.
You just give a sit.
You just wait and try and poke them or try and bait out spells.
Because your job
is to stay alive, like
your numero uno job is to do
damage but it's also like if you're dead, you're doing no
damage. And if say the enemy has
an Orianna or a Malphite
something with like a big one button
like Blitzhook, something that's
entire job is to delete you, right?
Your job in a lot of the fights
is wait for them to use that before going in.
Because one of two things happen
when something like that occurs, right?
One, they're not using their biggest spell to help their team win the fight like here
i'm waiting for hecarim See?
Perfect example, see? I'm not dashing in. I'm not trying too hard to play the game.
I'm keeping an eye on Hecarim
watching where Kennen is and
still adding damage by using Cull
And then the second that
I see the Hecarim trying to ult so you just
back off with your with your dash and you just position
it's easy peasy so so so okay is so dj GG.
See?
That's how you do it, boys! You just have to get in there and get dirty when you're playing AD Carry.
I don't know who to honor.
I guess I give it to Thresh.
The damage numbers are so low in this ELO.
Nobody hits each other.
Like,
This is wild.
Like they literally just don't, They don't hit each other.
You know what's wild?
Every elo has a different playstyle.
It's kind of crazy.
Every single elo has a different playstyle.
Gold players every single elo has like a different playstyle. Like gold players
are just bad at everything
but they're trying to like learn
and they're like kind of limit testing
about improving
black players are like a little like kind of limit testing a bit and improving.
Black players are, like, a little better than gold
players but they're about the same.
Emerald players are psychopaths
with zero mechanical skill.
So, emerald players will literally just die skill. So Emerald players
will literally just die a thousand
times a game.
Silver and bronze players are brand new to
the game where they have like... If you're silver
or you're bronze,
you're one of two categories.
You're either brand new to the game and you're like trying to learn
And you're getting better
Or you have like a brain tumor
Right?
Well,
You have like something wrong with you Like you physically have issues playing the game.
I'm not trying to be mean when I say that but if you're stuck in like those elos,
or a job... Well, okay.
If you only play five games a year,
yeah, that's fine.
I'm more meaning
if you're putting down
150 games a year
and you're in bronze,
you're either A. not trying
to improve at all or you have a brain tumor.
That's what I'm saying right
if you can't
play the game
then yeah
you can't
climb
I mean
that's obvious
if you're playing
10 games a year
or 10 games
of split
I mean
yeah
I get it
it is not ever endgame's a split. I mean, like yeah, I get it. You know,
it is what it
is.
Not everybody
has time to
grind out games.
Been bronze
silver since season six when i started i know my mechanics
uh suck so much but i'm happy with that yeah i mean as long as you're happy who cares
like i said you probably play the game for fun.
Like that's
the thing right like that's why I'm not like flaming
you like oh you're terrible for being wrong. No
I'm saying like if you are in
a bronze or silver well your goal is literally just to play ranked, have fun.
And that's all you care about right?
Like you're not actively looking up guides on how to improve
every single day. You're not spamming
every weekend, spamming
10-15 games a weekend
looking at your VODs. You're not going
that in depth trying to improve which is good i mean
it's like it's a video game if you're if you like get if you just want to play it after work or some
and you like can't climb out of there's nothing wrong with that right it's fine but what i'm saying is like the
categories are like you to stay in that elo
when you're actually trying
to improve,
I don't feel...
This sounds so mean, but
I don't feel like it's possible.
If you're actively...
And I mean putting in work.
Playing the same champion
on repeat. Trying to learn
your role and learn why you're not winning. Trying
to watch videos of streamers, trying
to do all the like if you're putting
in like actual work
to improve. or like i said you just don't care right which? Which is also fine.
But yeah, the reason I brought that up is because League's a game.
You should treat it like a game.
Trust me when I say being high elo is not
fun.
Let me explain something really quick, there's like a disconnect between people who watch streamers and high elo, and people who think, understand that like being high elo is actually not fun.
The fun of being
high elo is that you're high elo,
right?
Once you hit
like Masters Plus,
the game is not fun.
The fun of the game
is knowing...
Being competitive
and seeing yourself improve at the game
and like,
seeing like
you get wins
from improvement
and things like that
so it's fun.
The actual game itself
is not fun
when you get Masters Plus. You get people
who are mentally ill,
running it down win trades,
fucking 3am Chinese lobbies.
You make one mistake and now like Doublelift fucking zones you for 30 minutes of your game while your jungler jacks off in a bush topside.
Like it's not a fun, like being high elo is not fun.
It's more so like fun in a different nature,
where you're proud of yourself for accomplishing
a goal type fun.
Not like...
I don't have fun playing League.
But it's very rare.
Only when I do a queue.
Right?
It's not...
That's why I tell people
when people are like, Geronimo,
I want to really improve and climb.
And it's like dude, unless it's just a personal goal of yours
to climb, every elo is the same shittiness right?
Gold is the same shittiness, right? Gold is the same shittiness as Masters.
Like mentally.
The players are still douchebags.
You're still gonna get the rage quits.
You're still going to get people not knowing what they're doing.
You're still going to get people going 0 and 20.
You're still going to have people running it down. It's not going to change,
right? Like Challenger players,
you still have win trades. You still have people griefing.
You still have autofills. All these
problems you have in bronze and shit are still
in Challenger.
So like you just have to want
to be in that elo for personal reasons
or like job reasons.
Like if it's your job
to be high elo, then sure.
If it's a personal reason to be high elo and you don't like
then cool but
I would not recommend if you just are
wanting to play a video game
You would get way more
satisfaction spending 150 hours in Elden Ring
than you would spending
150 hours in League.
Way more satisfaction.. You post the most ridiculous
openAG you've ever seen. I mean, if you want
sure, I don't care. It's going to delete it but you can just tell me what it is
... tell me what it is.
Oh, yeah!
The reason we got to that rant... Uh...
The reason I say that
is because...
Uh...
Dude, I'm telling you guys.
The reason I say that shit...
It's because...
I think Barrier might be better than Heal with Yumi.
I'm going to take it, but...
It's because Emerald players are like psychopaths, right?
Everybody who plays League knows that Emerald is the evil hell everybody talks about.
There's a weird
thing that occurs,
okay? There's a really, really
weird thing that happens in ranked
and I can't really put my finger on why this
happens, but it does. So you
can go ask anybody who's ever
climbed through the ranks if
this is true and you can like
come back to me and tell me if
I'm right on this because this
is just my personal experience
and i've done a lot of league climbing over 12 years emerald is like a bunch of psychopaths
who basically just smash their face into each other with no thought.
And whoever has the better mechanics wins and they just get outplayed sometimes,
they don't get outplayed, shit happens
and then they get mad and they just do it again in the next game
without learning.
The people who climb out of Emerald
are the ones who play safe.
Well, you have the people
who play extremely safe
and play like ultra-scaling champions.
Right? And those players will climb out of Emerald.
Because Emerald players don't actually know how to play League.
They don't know how to end games.
They don't know how to use their lead.
They'll always throw their lead.
So you get the person who plays for like... they play Aesol or Kayle
or whatever, like mages, just
ADK, just whatever you're playing that you are scaling
right? And those people
will climb into diamonds
and then when will climb into diamonds.
When you get to the diamond,
Those same people who play really scared
They still play scared
and they get stuck in diamonds because you can't play scared.
You have to choose.
The thing about League
is you're choosing on timers
when to be aggro
and when to be passive.
That's the whole point
of a video game, right? It's knowledge.
So what ends up happening that's really funny is you have
like...
You basically just have this idea of...
Emerald players play too aggressive.
Diamond players play to passive.
Masters players are emerald players,
but with better mechanics.
So that's why masters is bad
because it's basically
emerald player mentality
But they climbed through Diamond being aggressive
because they were better mechanically.
But they didn't learn how to be
better at the game.
Does that make sense?
Like, they didn't learn or improve like at the game
from masters or from emerald they just improved their life champion
so they still play
really fucking aggro in Masters?
Right? They play like ultra-agro and they play stupid
and shits. I cut my finger a bit ago and it's still cut.
And I just opened it back up.
Who is this fake Tarzan I'm gonna game with right now? Who is this guy? I've always thought the black mist. Never thought I'd be married to it.
Is this really Tarzan, man?
Tarzan why are you asking me for a leash?
What're you doing?
Like real talk bro. Why am I leashing for you right now?
This is where I fight my dead! Like, what is happening bro? I'm literally being begged for a leash.
I want to be honest with you, like real talk.
I would not have leashed for a single person that's not like...that I don't think is a good jungler.
Just full on.
Because look, we lost Pryo in our win.
We have to get level 2 now because we leashed.
This is so stupid,
So now I have to like give up my prio
You better carry it, I'm annoyed
I'm getting fucking
Prio'd by a Jinx fucking Nami lane. Because I'm going to tell you right now,
You should never actually leash in solo queue ever.
As an AD carry main.
I mean that.
Don't Everleash. Okay. It's not the way you're going to be.
It's what could have been. Dude, I'm gonna lose my mind.
Tarzan, I know he is probably bot dude.
Like, I get that.
Dude!
I'm literally mid-trade and he is pinging me.
Nah, bro.
I'm gonna straight up
lose it, man.
I'm gonna mute you.
Tarzan? I'm gonna mute you tarzan i'm gonna meet you man listen i respect you as a player but you gotta
shut the fuck up
like i'm gonna lose my fucking mind right now i am going to lose my mind
i know he's here Oh my god bro!
Dude, it is taking every fiber of my being to not mute fucking Tarzan right now.
Every fiber!
... we're going this way It's a hell of a thing.. so so so didn't all those passes with me so I'm gonna lose my mind.
Swear to God, man.
So it looks like he wants to do Dragon
which means
I'm going to push the wave
so that we can prep Drake.
Yi is here so we were gonna back up. I don't think i can actually die here
so its fine. That was a bad uh...that was actually a bad dash
by me.
I could have dashed to the left.
Why did he say why? What is he saying right now?
I mean,
I did a bad dash.
That was my bad
but I don't think
it ruined the play.
Is he talking about
the mouthite TP?
I mean, okay.
I mean, TP was bad, but like...
Dude, I swear to God
the only thing I don't like about playing with Tarzan
is that he's not I think he's an exceptional player the only thing I don't like about playing with Tarzan,
I think he's an exceptional player.
The only thing I don't like about playing with him is
he doesn't let other lanes play the game.
So I know
what I can do bot lane as Lucian
Yuumi right?
But he's spam trying to
micromanage me playing aggressive at certain
timers even though I'm fully aware
of when I can fight
and I'm tracking the enemy Yi.
I mean, I get why he's doing it.
Because like,
in his mind,
he probably thinks I'm bad, right?
So he's like,
oh, I need to tell him
where the enemy jungler is.
I need to do all this track or get it but god if it isn't annoying as shit.
Like you can't read my mind and He doesn't know that I know.
But dude it is so annoying.
Cause like right now for example, right?
We win 2v3 so incredibly stupidly hard right now that like legitimately I can walk up Yuumi ults and just 100-0 both of them, like without effort.
...
... I got hit by everything and I still 100-0'd that guy.
See what I mean? It's not even close. Yeah! so any killing sprees wow I mean, it's not the worst.
You didn't get anything
and we zoned the Jinx off of
a lot of waves there.
Actually, that's 100%
worth, because we
didn't give a shutdown. We zoned the Jinx
and he only got a little
bit of...
He only got one XP kill.
I have a full item.
Jinx, the wave's going to crash back into us now.
So now the wave's going to push back
into us and we're going to be able to just kill them again. So it shouldn't be too bad. have some peace.
I want to freeze this, but I don't actually know if freezing is the best option here. Like,
I'll be real. I think it's good.
Okay, I like the freezing idea here because what do I have to push for?
We don't need to prio anything.
Right, like...
Jinx can't farm right now so it's not that bad.
What we had... Dude, my mouse wheel is actually just fucked.
I don't know how to fix it. It's just fucked. He is bot.
Okay, so we can push now. Yi is bot right now probably in one of the bushes.
Damn it, I could have killed him. That was my bad.
I thought I could have killed him.
Ah, I should have just played safer right there.
No, 100%
my bad.
Because I split them. Like, I separated them and I was like oh we can just win but that's
my bad.
Ooh Tarzan is going to be mad cause he's gonna die.
I don't know how to type my bad.
I feel like if I don't say my bad right now, Tarzan is going to lose his fucking
minds. But I can't type it, so...
It's kind of awkward you know?
Because yeah all I had to do was wait
like three seconds and then we win.
I just showed up eager because I was like. I'm gonna call this guy bait it and then
Are you giving my jungle? I mean
I'm pretty positive that they're not in there bro but like I mean if you walked
into our jungle after that play they just just lose the game. I don't know.
That was my bad though. I kind of want to dive this guy.
So here, I don't know where their team is right now okay I don't know we're uh I don't know where Yi is, so I gotta be kinda careful. we're gonna come from behind them How are you supposed to
Dude he was actually just hovering bot with Rift up?
My bad.
I mean, I don't know why he's bot with rift up it doesn't make any sense i mean it's my bad i also
misplayed the fight i should have just flashed the wave but
that's crazy! I don't know, he shouldn't be bought. It doesn't make any sense.
Because that is just a weird-ass timer.
I mean, if i can get some...
Once we get two items, I can probably just carry. Oh.
This is wild.
Why was Yumi top? That doesn't make sense.
I mean...
All we really need is Malth to group up and hit buttons,
And we'd probably win.
But it's still gonna be rough,
Because yeah, this is stupid. so At one play, did fuck us pretty hard bot because I threw my lead. Like, not waiting for the
dragon, I mean...
I don't know why Malth wouldn't
just ult that.
Doesn't make sense...
But... okay.
I don't like fighting in this choke versus the nami
i mean if we're gonna fight mid we should just fight like i don't understand I mean, this is wild.
I can't play the game.
I don't think that was Jax's fault. It was just like,
we have a full AP mouth so the guy lived.
Right? Like he could've TP'd for sure though.
But like I said... My Jax is not the greatest player.
Dude, I'm really sad because that one misplay we had where I fought before the dragon, it literally just fucked my entire lane.
It's my fault,, it's my fault! It's just like frustrating.
I can't really play the game I mean, I don't know.
I don't know why we're fighting the dragon anyway,
but it is what it is.
I just followed the call, which was my bad.
I mean, this is rough.
The Jinx isn't very good, so we can probably win. But it is... It's rough man.
Because our top laner is extremely bad.
Mid is just playing AP mouth, so it's sort of this...
He'll one-shot
people regardless, right? I guess that's just what it does.
I'm more
mad that I
threw that early dragon fight
because the enemy bombing was out of a game for a lot in
this game
I do think we should have played bot side instead of topside to him just
because of like obviously i got bias but it is what it oh
he is strange place so so I can't take this turret. I'm dead, fuck.
I was hoping Malph would try and get to me but
i shouldn't have been hitting the turret.
Like, right there, after I killed the Jinx, I probably should've just
backed up and bought...
Man. I got a good pick on the Jinx and I escaped.
But like I said, the Jinx isn't very good.
It's just so hard to play.
Like it's so hard to play the game from this point of view because I can't like...
Uh. I-I can't like play the game by myself with this many fed fucks on the enemy team.
Like the fucking top laner's
old 15.
That guy's
old 15, man.
Well, I mean, the Nami and
Jinx got fucking railed by lane, she's probably just salty.
I think she's just salty as fuck because she got railed so hard. I don't like this plan.
We need to go push waves.
I mean... Ah, I got bubbled. Damn, that was a good bubble.
I'm not strong enough! We're just fighting but I don't have golds. Hmm.
Like, the problem is
that I don't have enough golds.
Because
we've just been permanently fighting and
they have too many levels like i can't get levels and i can't get gold I mean, that guy...
I don't even understand.
That guy is really bad.
Like, Jax... I feel like he has to actually be trolling by the way.
Like, I could have played better this game for sure right?
Like, I fucked up that early like i i could have played better this game for sure right like i up the uh
that early dragon or whatever i could have snowballed through it so that's on me but dude That Jax is actually not trying to play League.
I wish Yuumi wouldn't be like permanently not on me.
But it kind of sucks, but...
Because like Yuumi, like I don't think i made mistakes early outside of the one dragon thing
this guy just came mid to take my wave.
That's wild.
Oh, I'm dead.
No, I mean, I'm just dead.
Why would he jump in?
Oh yeah, Jax is trolling.
Jax is 100% trolling.
I mean... Tarzan can call me Diamond all he wants but...
I'm gonna be 100% honest. He asked for a leash in Aleutian-Lucian Yumi lane. Like, he begged me for a leash in Aleutian-Yumi lane. He begged me for a leash in a Lucian-Yumi lane, then he wouldn't let me... like he was just spam pinging me to not play aggro and then after we did win bot lane.
He continued to not want to snowball bot lane
he wanted to just keep power farming camps
which is fine because like I said it's solo queue right? Like I get
it. He wants to get himself ahead because he's
himself. He can only
trust himself. I get it. But it's
like you can't really
flame your teammates this hard?
I mean, you can flame the Jax because the Jax is trolling.
But if you
required me to
leash in a lane that needs
to play aggro, we win.
And then you're still flaming?
It's just kind of stupid.
I think it's dumb as shit.
Because I did make a mistake this game right 100 so But my mistake didn't lose us the game, it just put me behind.
Like I-I put myself behind, but I second dragon that was all of us but like i said i do you know
why tarzan loses games he's actually a a really, really good player. Right? He's extremely good because he tries to micromanage everybody in his game with like the entire game.
Like that's why he's losing because it's like
he doesn't want anybody
to play the game
unless he's, like, there.
But that's not how the league works.
So it's kind of weird, you know?
Because I
know our jungler sucks. Or not jungler,
top laner, sorry. And I know our mid laner
sucks. Like we had an AP mouth mid in the top, whatever.
But I think I could have carried that if I just played my own way.
Like, I should have just muted him.
Because I'm almost positive
if I just played how I normally play,
I would have carried that game.
But being micromanaged
to just back up
and do random shit,
it was just like...
It's so bad.
Like, it's so frustrating.. Oh well.
It is what it is. I mean, it's fine man.
It's just Tarzan. He's just man. It is what it is. I mean it doesn't matter
reports don't matter
bro
reports only matter
if you actually
do something
that's reportable
like they're
completely worthless
if you don't so let's say somebody reports worthless if you don't so like let's say somebody reports
to and you don't type a single word, they don't actually matter. It's not like there's
like a buildup of strikes on your account that's not how it works.
Like, it doesn't matter. It's actually irrelevant.
I just played League, you know? I didn't type.
I didn't do anything.
I just played the game.
So it's like...
It doesn't really matter.
Peak early season? I mean, sure man whatever you want to say.
Last season I think I was 600 LP GM for whatever you want to say.
Last season, I think I was 600 LPGM for half the
season.
I mean...
I think it's kind of weird.
I'm just here to play the game
and chill and draw my best if you think i suck that's totally cool. You're just glad no one cares about me anymore.
That's a weird thing to say.
I think tons of people care about me. That's a weird thing to say.
I think tons of people care about me, but I don't think you should get your validation from how many people care about you on the internet.
Right? Like if your validation comes from,
and self-worth comes from like oh I have X viewers
or X thing,
X rank,
like it's kinda bad. Like that's
like a really bad way to view your life you know
like I'm cool with it
if people want to join the stream and hang out,
I'm happy.
I'm cool.. It doesn't bother me, man. What is that?
I mean, guys.
Who cares?
It's a video game. That's what
I'm trying to tell you guys. It's a fucking video game.
Like, you can be passionate about the
game. I've been horrible to people
in this game before, right? Like,
I've said fucked up shit. I've been horrible, I've been an asshole to a lot of people.
It's like dude
I get passionate about winning too.
Right?
I understand.
But it's like,
it feels weird
when...
Like,
it's not a personal thing.
I didn't play the worst, I didn't play that bad last game. I didn't play good but I didn't play that bad last game.
I didn't play good
but I didn't play that bad
and I actually
like you said
I should have just muted
because
I
I
I like
like I said
I was trying to just listen
to
the
pings of my team
but it was stupid.
I should have just muted and played how I know
how to play.
That was my bad
you you. People are lying.
Yeah, but I mean that's Twitch chat, right?
You'll always have like weird losers in Twitch chat
who will go to other Twitch chats.
Say two
streamers play with each other.
You'll always have the weird drama losers
who feed off of that shit, like bottom dwellers of Twitch.
You'll have them like watch
a streamer and then they'll be like hate watching
that streamer or something and they'll play with another streamer
and you'll have them like go to that streamer's chat
and try and start drama and it's just
it is what it is like it's just how it works like you'll always have the like bottom dwellers
trying to start drama that's why like if somebody says
somebody is flaming me in Twitch chat,
I usually don't believe it because I'm like...
It's stupid.
It's just dumb like you have to be really stupid to like believe what random people in twitch chat say
it's not gullible i've been streaming for 11 years, man.
You know, I'm used to people being stupid. Yeah, exactly. Just some random people on the internet starting drama.
Who cares?
I just want to play the game.
I'm in a fucking eight-minute queue.
I just want to play League. play league how am i in fucking 8-9Q?. Called you ugly and a banana face oh what a dick i can't believe that That's wild. I'll do better. I'll improve.. Bro, do I just re-queue?
Like what's happening?
Should I just queue off roll?
The only reason I'm on this account is because I want to teach you guys AD carry
but like, I can't even get into...
I can't even get into... Like, I can't even... I can't even, like, fucking play AD. You called him a pie head?
Oh, that's fucked up.
Damn.
That's messed up, bro. Okay. bro dude i'm about to fall asleep what is happening
what the What the way?
Does anybody know?
Because I have all of
these stupid little like do you just now get mastery
or something on champions? How does it work?
.... Do you have to like level it up? Huh.. Dude, I'm gonna fall asleep.
I'm about to just queue a fucking jungle game or something.
I'm about to fall asleep, man.
Fucking... This is wild.
I'm gonna old man.
My brain needs...
fucking activation! Activation.. Bro!. Okay... you
who's this What is this?. I don't know if I agree with this.
I like,
uh... I agree with a lot of it.
Like,
I think Jinx is S tier,
Corki,
Jhin.
Like,
I think these three.
I think Draven is,
like,
A tier.
Yeah. these three. I think Draven is like A tier. I'll have to make my own list.
I don't think Draven's S
tier. I think Draven
is good, but I think he has really substantial counters.
I think Karthus is S tier.
The fact that he's an A is wild.
Maybe he just doesn't
value card this that much.
The rest of it
I agree with though
I think all of this
is like correct
except for this
I think Ashe I think Trist should be A tier.
I think Trist should be A tier.
Ashe should be
A tier. a tier
and then it's good i mean ezreal just doesn't have a good build path at the moment.
He's not bad.
Like, I don't think Ezreal is the worst champion in the game actually.
I think that he's just got
A really bad build path right now Because he's like, you have to go Triforce.
So you have to go Triforce, right?
And then when you go Triforce, you have to go Mana Moon too.
So you have to go like Mana Moon Triforce which is really expensive and it's also
really awkward. So then
you don't have like... What's your third item? Like Shoujin
Grudge isn't that good
Right
Grudge is kind of eh
So I Like, Rudge is kinda eh. So your third item's what? Shoujins? But Shoujins isn't that good. His items just kind of suck.
But he's not bad.
Like, I think
he's...
I do think
he's in like
the F tier
of the champs
but putting him at
the very last champ i feel like
i don't know i don't think he's that bad
just like personally.
Dude, I have been in queue
for 15 minutes?
18 minutes.
I'm gonna go get some water.
I'll be right back.
I'm gonna get some water, but it is what it is..... Okay. okay Oh, wow. My cue didn't pop? Wild.
Like was there a micro patch or something?
Like do I need to log out and login? Was there like a fucking micro patch
that is keeping me from getting games?
What is happening?
Guys, I'm not high elo.
I'm going to log out. Riot likes to do little stupid micro patches
throughout the day
and if you don't patch
if you don't patch when they do their stupid updates,
You're on the same client as everybody else
that didn't patch when they did their stupid update.
And you can only play in games with people who haven't patched yet
it's really stupid Okay. How's your guys day going by the way? Okay. good i'm having a good day.
Yeah like look!
My estimate's three minutes now before it was five.
I've been in queue for 20 fucking minutes.
... Okay. you bomb pound pan and an announce Bam, bam, bam.
I wonder if I'm banned in Tarzan's chat. on that end on my band Okay.. Oh, he's got Honda on his team.
Oh, that's a free win.
What about Ghost a free win what about uh gosu what's he doing goes who's just sitting in queue chilling. Okay.
It is OP.
What is this music? It's kind of a cool song.
Sounds like an anime opening.
We got a game. What's double, double doing? ooooh
Dupelift Duplift. what's cutie doing Why is QT playing Sivir? Okay. What are you doing, cutie? three hours of homework
Jesus Christ.... Oh, you're so fucked man. See? so Okay.. Yeah, why don't you kill them bro?
Just fucking kill them QT, you fucking bitch.
Just kill them bro.
Dude I have the sun directly shining into my fucking eyeballs right now.
Dude, what the fuck?
Like, I need to put a fucking curtain in there.
Every day at like 5 30 exactly or
like five it's like 5 15 to 5 45. the sun beams into fucking eyeballs every single day You see it?
You see this fucking sun? It's not- It's like overcast right now too, and I'm still getting beamed.
Fucking...
It's not... It's like not even direct.
It's behind a cloud.
I got fuckin'
Overcast shit happening and I still can't
see. Feels fuckin bad. shit happening i still can't fucking see feels fucking bad
feels fucking bad You seem fuckable today.
What does that even mean?
A costume, some makeup hey how do i respond to that like thanks man I appreciate it.
Thank you.
I am pretty fuckable today, though.
I've been getting fucked in the ass all day long.
Okay.
Like, yeah, like... I've been playing league of legends and we have
been getting so like i totally get it
too funny That was funny.
I agree, that was funny. there is art here waiting yeah i mean there's no. You gotta back up bro they're gonna get level two. Like...
There is zero way! You gotta just chill, you know?
You might want to stop hitting the wave though.
Like if you wanna be level 2 before we hitting the wave though.
If you want to be level 2 before we die,
I suggest we don't hit the wave and you just let it crash because that's
the only way this is going to happen.
Okay. happen but yeah i mean you guys can see like there's not much I can do right?
You gotta think about the game in terms of what you can accomplish in the game.
There is not a lot that I can do here because of the way...
Like Nami has died twice now.
Or she's died and then she got hooked.
So because of that it's kind of difficult for me to... wow must be in place.
Walk into the bush, bro.
Bro, walk into the bush.
This Nami's gonna drive me fucking crazy, bro.
Like actually crazy bro like actually drive me fucking crazy by the way Like she's...
That was like, I couldn't play the game
because Nami was
not forcing...
Basically, Nami was trolling
by not walking into the bush. So I couldn't play the game.
If you're full hp and your teammate is
like you're getting a ganked like that you need to just like play for the gank at that point
right like that's the
point you play for the game.
Are they gonna try and
shove this way then?
They might try to be greedy here and shove this.
I could stay...
Cause yeah, when Pyke was in his bush and we had Yi up here, right?
Or Kindred.
What Pyke should do or what they should do is they should walk forward into...
She should walk into the bush because we know that we have assistance.
So here I need to back.
I overstayed, this is like the biggest ego stay of my life But, I mean... what just hit me?
Like that was a pretty big ego-stab on me.
The only good news is it's a cannon, and I get BF sword here. So it's not that bad
Because I match the Caitlyn's buy
So even though she has a kill, I match her buy my wave doesn't get frozen
And uh... match or buy, my wave doesn't get frozen. And
the
wave will push back to us, right?
So it's not that bad. We're still
in a bad spot, but
it's not as bad as it was before.
Best supports but it's not as bad as it was before. Best support to carry with?
I mean, I would say the best supports in the game right now are Rell, Nautilus, Leona and Nami
Rakan is good too, but you have to know what you're doing really to play Rakan well.
Like a lot of people play Rakan completely wrong.
But I would say in general there is a a lot of really good supports right now.
Dude stop pushing the wave! This guy autoing the minions and shit, it might not seem like a big deal but its really frustrating. I mean we should just play aggressive here because we do have uh What am I watching?
What is going on?
Like actually though. You have karma support one trick? Karma support's not bad. I mean, okay. Sure.
I don't know what that's about but alright.
Okay, so we're gonna go to the next one.
And then we'll see if we can get a little bit of I don't know what that's about, but alright.
Uh...I'm gonna grab boots.
I'll go back and get my booties.
That's a good boot buy. hello Hello?
I think my cat is playing with a paper bag.
In my kitchen. so Did that Ziggs just walk bot?
Well, I thought somebody was in my house.
And then I heard a meow come from my kitchen.
Because I didn't...
There's no bags on the floor that I knew of.
Apparently there are.
This is going to be interesting, I'm just gonna leave. I actually could have juked that.
I should've just left though.
Because Nami is... For some reason, Nami's mid.
I'm not sure why she's mid but she is and I mean...
Don't ask me
why. I don't know.
... oh no Oh I missed, fuck
Oh oh i missed I live for the applause. Hmm, fuck it.
Why is Nami giving bot? I don't know what's going on. Like are Nami raging. She's just rage quit bot
for some reason.
Like she got completely gapped and now she's like
oh I guess we'll just
not go bot again.
It's really kind of funny actually so There's not much I can do.
I mean, I can't really 1v2 this guy, or 1v1 this guy. He's playing Caitlyn and he has... He has an HP lead on me. Okay. Wow, that was good timing actually.
Oh I got him though!
Worth it!
I'll take this! Oh, I got him now. Worth!
I'll take it!
I mean, I can't ask for much more than that in a 1v2.
I'll take it bros!
I'll take it.
Listen, I don't know why the Nami is throwing a temper tantrum. Like, the Nami's been the one messing up.
Like she completely fucked herself in lane and then now she's mad at me.
This is like a really weird thing that's going on.
Asks questions... But uh- This is like a really weird thing that's going on.
But, alright.
I said I'm okay just by trying to deal with it.
Sometimes you'll get supports who just do this shit where they throw temper tantrums. You gotta try your best to play the game, that's all you can really do.
Like what I'm gonna do is I'm'm gonna try not to like bleed resources
right like my goal is try not to die and try not to bleed resources because if nami is
rotating around the map.
That means that we should be winning on
the other side of the map if we're losing 80,
If we are losing on bot,
We should be winning on the other
side of the map because that's like how
that's just how it works the out when you're allocating okay Honestly, I'll take it baby. 1v2 bitch!
Let's go!
It's okay Skarner. Nobody saw it.
Nobody saw bro.
Nobody saw it. Nobody saw it. Nobody saw bro, nobody saw it.
Nobody saw it.
Nobody saw that man!
Don't worry about it.
Why did Skarner give up top though? I mean, I don't know man.
I don't know what's happening.
I'm winning 1v2.
So we're, we're winning 1v2 while Skarner is winning top but he like gave up 3 points to GP.
That seems not worth...
Oh well.
So...
I think the best thing you can do in situations like this is exactly what we've been doing.
If you're ever curious, Geronimo...
My support just rage quits and runs around the map.
Just try your best to wave clear
I'm staying away from the bush
In case, I don't know if gp's in
the bush he might be you might not but i'm gonna stay away from the bush
in case he is
because if he isn't the bush right then uh
he can just set up a barrel chain and kill me.
I'm gonna take this turret.
Cool, we got the first turret not bad!
And now we're going to rotate down...
Here I really want to rotate to mid
If i can sit mid here it'd be a really good thing.
Obviously Huesmid but like
I don't really have
anywhere else to be
right now on the map
because I can't be bought or I can't really have anywhere else to be right now on the map.
Because i can't be bot, right?
I can't go bot, I'll just get domed
And then... what the fuck is this bro?
I'm losing my mind, stop that
Where are we at? my mind stop that thanks for the so I'm going to go after you for it. And then we will find your mark eventually.
Ha ha ha ha! uh uh oh Maybe I'll be at first turn here, or mid-turn. Live your life. Live for the high ground. You will see me come and save you from all grief.
Nice, not bad.
I told ourselves that we'll keep going.
Alright, I should just full go back here because we do want to play dragon but
I don't think that...I don't think we actually can because we
don't have vision
like i'm just gonna be honest i don't
think we could play drake
i think without the vision, there's no way.
Unless my team just wins this bot fight.
Oh that's good, that's good. Okay now we can yeah I mean...
They're smurfing it.
Very simple. this market well Cool. GP's gonna get top, I'm just gonna push two waves in mid and then we can go play for dragon
after. I probably could have ulted this guy.
What's he doing? um Hmm.
I should have Parry her, and I didn't know it was gonna instantly die. Holy fucking man
An enemy has been slain the enemy has been slain so The trigger on a loaded weapon, it whispers for us to act. like is behind every mask there's another mask the face of it I just saw you. Feel my sin so I swear each performance is the last, but I will only be telling you. um um yes so I was distracted as fuck for a second.
What is going on?
What just happened?
What a bad time to be distracted
unlucky unlucky
if i get this outfit dirty i'm going to
be so
kind of want to go lord dom's next but
i also kind of want to go
like i need raw ab so i think dom's would be really good This is hard because we don't have good...
We never have good vision. Nami's not giving me vision, so I need to...
We're gonna have
to play around
just having some dogshit
fucking vision for a little bit.
Okay. so um Nobody wanted to block the ult. Like, I don't know why Nami is at Baron.
But this is so awkward because like...
I'm mid right?
But it's one It's like...
I think it's just another support thing where she doesn't understand where she should be because she's not a good support player.
It is what it is. This would be easier if blood came in more colors
now that is what I want to see.
My genius will be understood eventually. Life has no meaning
but your death shall
bring another I'm at my best only during the deployments. yes uh so My talent justifies all actions. Hm.
Oh, I suck!
Nice.
But yeah, I... Sorry about this game.
I was distracted at the start of this game.
We're back now.
Okay. We back now you so so Oh my god That was dirty
But I need that feeling
Oh my god,
that looks so dirty.
Dude, Hue is
so broken.
Champion is crazy. Dude, Hway is so broken. That champion
is crazy.
Dude, I think we just won in draft.
Even with Nami completely running it down and ditching me in lane and won it, like look at our team
We have
WayMid, KindredJungle
SkarnerTop
JhinAD
And then NamiSupport
The five horsemen of the fucking apocalypse.
That's wild. that's crazy. by the way
if you guys have any questions...
Anytime you see the title of the stream is a teaching stream thing.
Informative or whatever.
Feel free to ask
me to play an AD carry that you want
to see. Or feel free to ask
any questions between games and shit.
Because I don't always have
the...
I don't really have like a...
I'm not a good streamer.
So, I can explain in game but out of game
I don't feel this downtime very well Try out smolder.
I would rather eat
week-old
moldy cheese
than play Smolder
right now.
Like, I think I might rather do that than a game of
smolder actually
because they'll both be miserable but
like the smolder
one like I'll never forget it.
What's the worst AD carry character you've actually seen someone smurf on?
Like, what is
the worst AD I've seen somebody pop off on?
I mean, just anything.
I've seen like...
Garen AD win.
I mean,
I've seen fucking...
Like,
I've played the game
a long time.
Like,
I've seen a lot of stuff
win and lose,
you know?
I don't know. That's hard.
Never seen a Samira game?
That's because I suck at Samira
because I've never played her.
I don't think Samira is hard but I just
don't play her.
So like
I'm naturally going to be bad, you know but I just don't play her. So, like...
I'm naturally gonna be bad, you know?. Dude! Okay, so I looked at this data mine thing just now.
Apparently this is fake.
Like none of these are going to ship
right afek he said none of these ad carry stat changes
are planned to ship that's good okay so riot did this in the past.
It looks like Riot was planning on
upping
HP per 5 of
AD carries, giving them
sustain. But also
they were going to lower the attack speed growth on AD carries
and make the early game attack speed better on some ADs.
This is like...
I don't know what Riot's cooking, right? like, I don't know what Riot's cooking.
Right? Like, I don't know. They said they
weren't going to do this change. Thank God.
But like, Riot needs to stop
messing with stuff like this. This is bad.
So like...
Messing with the growth of certain champs and stuff like this
on every AD carry,
this would just make it so mages were OP.
Or this would do the exact
same thing as like
last patch when
AD carries were OP
through
raw AD
This would make it that.
Like we're nerf...
This if they were to ship something like this
they're just nerfing AD Carry late game.
But it doesn't make sense because...
The entire fantasy of playing AD Carry is getting items right?
So if you are nerfing
Late Game AD Like if they're looking at doing stuff like this it's really dumb
because this is like they did this in like season six or seven or something i don't remember what
happened somebody can correct me maybe one of you guys
remember, but they did this exact
thing in like
a previous season to ADs, right?
They tried to fix AD in this exact way
where they made it so like, they gave
AD carries a lot more HP
early game, but their
scaling HP was worse or something.
Now they're trying to do that with attack speed growth
but the thing is, all that's going to do
is if you give early game AD carries more early game,
all that's going to happen
is you're going to make it so that
like the only AD carries
that are viable are going to be
like the lane bully ADs. And the scaling ADs aren are going to be, like, the lane bully ADs.
And the scaling ADs
aren't going to be able
to actually scale.
It's going to be impossible.
Like, low elo, sure,
but if you were to do this...
Like, if this were
to actually ship...
Like, I'll tell you
right here, right now... If this shit were to actually ship, like I'll tell you right here,
right now.
If this if this
shit were a ship,
it would just be
a meta of Lucian
Nami Zaya
Rakan
like like
Draven
like it would
just be the old meta of
you play early game or you lose.
Because
you don't have scaling anyway, so it's stupid.
Like I don't know, it's...
I don't know, League is weird because like...
Riot loves to do this weird shit where they like
mess with like timers of stuff and like
really baseline
Riot does this weird thing occasionally
where they'll mess with like really hardcore baselines of the game.
Like when they fucked with like minions, right?
And XP and shit like that.
It's really risky because like...
So many bad things can happen.
Right?
So many bad things can happen.
Should I take first strike, you guys think?
I'm seeing a lot of Nami players taking
first strike.
Because you just
use E on your teammate,
and they proc it.
And then you just get free gold. I kind of want to take heal, but if this guy's taking
heal...
I can take that. Because I'd rather he takes
barrier and me take heal versus this lane than
this but it's fine i'm actually gonna do this. This is weird.
This is awkward.
I don't know what to do here.
I literally just copied
like a pro Chinese player's build. Like, a guy from China who is a pro player?
I just copied his runes so let's see how it goes.
My people are counting on me Welcome to Summer's Ring.
Dude, playing Nami is kinda fun. I'm not gonna lie Playing support is so much more fun than
playing ad carry sometimes not because it's like more exciting but
because like you can just do whatever you want
there's no stress support has support has zero
stress support has zero stress so like I love playing support there's no stress you
can literally just do whatever you want
wanna go do laundry? I can.
Go do some pushups between walking back the lane?
I can.
Make a sandwich? Hell yeah! You've been told. generous
i really gotta disable that mouse zoom thing in league I think I would actually be okay getting hooked level one to be honest with with you. It sounds kind of troll, but
I think I'd be okay with it.
So he missed hook.
You guys noticed the second that he missed hook, right?
The second he missed hookook i walked up and
i uh i started fighting aggressively the
reason that you do that is because you know
that like his hook is down and you want to pressure him.
I should have honestly maybe gotten Q instead of E.
Hard to tell, because I
might have been able to trade on that guy.
But yeah,
you always want to take advantage when somebody
makes...
When someone wastes a cooldown, you always want to take advantage of it.
We need to push this and reset this wave ASAP
Because Shaco is about to be bought. Yeah, Shaco's bot right now.
Ooh I should not have... Damn it.
I shouldn't have walked back in to die for him?
I didn't actually have to flash.
But yeah,
I knew Shaco was bot, right?
So like that was why I was like pinging...
Or no,
I guess I didn't ping.
That's why I was like saying
we should play safe.
Okay. I'm gonna be honest,
I don't know what Viego was thinking.
That's wild.
I don't know like Kateate or viego was thinking
maybe i should have like been more active with my pings like i think
uh peeing once or twice to let them know that somebody's about to kill them, I think that's fine.
Like, I think overdoing it is bad but pinging once or twice to let them know's good. Dude I actually haven't been able to proc my first strike.
Why is my Caitlyn playing so far back? That's wild.
She is playing really far back.
This is wild levels of far back.
Nice job! Oh, I'm dead. Not bad. That was actually clean as fuck!
Dude, that Viego play was clean
That was crazy, that's crazy. That's crazy, that's crazy! my heart I still hear the song of the king.
I think you rush Mandate with Nami now?
I think you always have, but you rush it and then...
Pretty sure I max W.
But I think
there's a strategy.
I could be wrong. I need to think about it but
there's a strat where you max...
You kinda do the Janna thing
Where there was uh...
I remember there was a strategy with Janna that you did
and people tried it on Nami Where you would put three points in the
end and your w and then you would do um
after the 3.w you would do e because then
after like 3.W right? After level 5 lane phase changes quite a bit so it's kind of like...
I really want to get a first strike croc.
We could actually walk up and Cait can just tank the full wave.
Like, we win so hard right now she could actually just straight up fight them and
ah my bad man i got shit on my bad
he outplayed me.
Might be Cait, I trolled her.
Damn, I dodged every hook and then I just literally stood there And let that guy hook me
Helio's good first I know Helio is good first, but I'm looking at the stats and every single person builds...
Every single person.
I'm saying everyone builds Mandate first, so there's like...
I feel like there's just no way that everybody is wrong. so so I see how you do it now.
You wait for an auto, use the E as the auto is traveling and I get a free first strike proc.
Ahhhh...
I understand now.
That's why this guy takes first strike.
I get it.
It's really, that is really OP. Like that is cheeky OP. What does flash? You see how I'm weaving autos though?
Every time I'm walking up and doing stuff.
That's actually something that I think
you guys should learn
how to do where it might not seem like
a huge deal when you watch me do it because
they didn't die. But there'll
be times where those extra one or two autos
will win you the game.
So every time you're playing any sort of enchanter support,
You should try and make it a point when you're playing enchantor supports
To... I don't know if Nami counts as an enchanter, but like any ranged
enchanter thing. You should just
weave autos between every spell if you can.
Even if like you're scared to walk up
and be in the fight, you want to sit in the back
and shield and heal trust me when i say
you're gonna have way more uh way more
success that's the word among core You'll have way more success doing, um...
You'll have way more success.
I didn't mean to take that, I'm sorry.
I misclicked.
I meant to W the Cait.
I am so dead.
That guy's dead too.
He was gonna die to the fucking Diana anyway.
We should have kept trading, once we got the kill on Blitz...
...we should have backed off.
Because you don't want to keep trading really bad fights like that.
Like if we had killed Lucian it would be fine, right? This is like the allocation you have to understand. If we kill Lucian that would've been fine but because we killed their support its not fine.
But if you kill somebody thats like not there to do anything except for engage, it doesn't
mean you win fights.
The Like the importance of who you kill is a really big factor in League. Okay, so my mid laner wants help because Diana is diving him. But we need to stay bot so that we can pressure this right now.
We win 2v2 bro, you don't need to be scared.
This guy does not need to be scared like we win really really hard in be too.
He is petrified.
I mean,
I get it. Cause like...
Sometimes people get nervous about making mistakes and shit but like
You gotta just play the game to win you know?
I mean I gotta go help this guy You've already shown you don't want to play the game
i got to help our teammate bro so so so Jesus! Oh, she's still on a trap. I
Get the wrong thing am I supposed to get slay? I am supposed to get slay.
Win against the Kripp Oops. That was my B. I should have held my Q until he dashed me.
I'm not sure if that's the right way to do it, but...
I think so.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I just thought of a better way to play this game. I'm going to try and get him out of here oops that was my b that was i should have held my q till he dashed
i mean this blitz is not bad like that was a good hook
this must be warded.
Because he hooked me, like Caitlyn was in the lane, right?
So he...
Because this has to be warded.
How would he have known that I was there?
Because he was standing here,
but they don't have vision of that. i will see my home again so I'm going to be honest with you
i think blitzcrank hooking me there was a hundred percent
uh he did not have vision of me let's put it that way I'm going to go ahead and kill this guy. Bro, relax! relax more
lives on the way
yeah i can't believe I missed that. um I'm so bad.
I'm so bad.
I flashed in a straight line.
Okay. Flashed in a straight line. My god!
I like panic flashed into the Blitz hook.
Like, all you have to do
when you're flashing Blitz is literally
just never flash in a straight line that's the only rule We We should... oh.
Wow, he actually just went for me, huh? My bad.
I can't believe that guy
just inted for me.
My man went for it right there.
You know what I should get?
You know where I should have gone instead of this dream maker item in the game?
I should've gone...
The items that are on the map, this dream maker item this game i should have gone uh
the item that like stops one shots the celestial thing that would've been op so this is a really awkward game
i can't get vision of anything like I can't help anyone right now.
Our jungler is pretty much non-existent
so I can't get vision of anywhere like i need a viego to sit with me so i
can get vision like i need't walk anywhere right
my uh
my homies aren't there!
I mean this is rough.
Ooh that was a good shake of our
because like i need to be able to get vision of our jungle but i can't because you know You know. This is really weird, man. Like what am I watching?
Viego you gotta grow some balls and just go in.
Imma be real we're getting ran over right now only because my viego and my caitlyn are cowards
like this fight i'm sick Like, just fight.
I'm sick of this. Just fight them.
Why are we scared?
Just fight, man!
Like, Caitlyn,
just go fight, dude, you're so strong This Caitlin's not good.
This Caitlyn is so bad, she's so bad.
She doesn't want to partake in fights!
She just wants to sit there...
this is one of those players that wants to sit there. This is one of those players that want's to sit there and
not push a lead
Like she wants to just AFK and hope
that she scales, she doesn't wanna push her lead
But like you should not be picking Caitlyn
if that's your... If your strategy
is to, like, pick Caitlyn,
you have to know how Caitlyn
functions. And Caitlyn functions by...
What is this?
Warmog Zergoth.
Oh, my God.
This game is wild.
Okay. like what am i watching so so Wait, go in and auto. Guys, you are...
My team is literally playing fucking 4v3.
Go!
Like Caitlyn, you have to auto attack man. I mean,
MyKeylin's not autoing.
What the fuck?
Like she's playing on the other side of the screen.
You can't play AD Carry...
If you're too scared to walk up in a-
That's a literal 5v3. We were 5v3 there.
And then I was giving her E and she wouldn't walk up.
Yeah, I mean...
If i'm gonna be honest our AD carry doesn't have the balls to play at 80. Like she's playing like she's scared to auto attack.
But I mean when you're that fed
You have to auto
You don't have a choice
I mean I have to try and get vision. There's nothing I can do like... why are we doing krugs
i mean this game's done.
We should move on.
No, but just like push the wave.
Like, I don't care that you're not there
but at least push the wave.
Like, the reason
I'm saying this guy's playing bad is because he's just
AFKing.
You're not
pressuring the map.
If you're not pushing a lane...
If you're splitting
and you're doing Krugs
or some shit,
you're just already misplaying.
Your job when you split is to create pressure so if you're not pushing waves
out when you're splitting before the like this is like something i noticed that
like a lot of people don't actually understand about League.
The game is about timers, not anything else. Nothing else matters except for timers.
Right?
So, what ends up happening... I mean, I don't care.
I actually just want out of the game at this point.
Like, my team is not good enough to win this.
So, I kind of am just...
I'll be real.
I'm kind of just like walking at the enemy team hoping we lose
This this game it's not worth it like
These players are not good enough
I'd rather just so I get out of this game and win my next one.
Cause like... Yeah, it's pretty rough.
Ooh my Caitlyn has a 20% win rate on Cait. Ooh!
That's... ooh!
My top laner has a 0% winrate
on Urgot?
My Caitlyn has a 20% win rate on Cait.
Yeah, I mean they're picking champions that don't know how to play.
Like auto attack bro! Do something! I bubbled his Culling, whatever. She could ult him but she's not going to. It is one it is. so Like, I feel like the only way we can win fights is if i bait them into going for me
and somehow the enemy team messes up
like my team is too scared to make plays.
They're just petrified.
Like, just go. Fight this. Like fight! We're literally... we have numbers. Just fight.
Oh my god.
Like, we have Viego behind them. What are you guys doing?
Quit flopping around
i don't know
like hit when went oh
i don't like that as That's the third item...
or fourth item?
I don't even know what this horrible Urgot Bell does either. so so so I Just killed her.
Caitlyn auto man!
I don't know. My Caitlyn's allergic to autoing.
Like when Diana went over the wall right there she should have died instantly.
Oh, that was close. wall right there she should have died instantly Like you guys know like we have to play the game to win the game.
You gotta push out and get vision on this right now.
If you wanna win, we have to try and win. They need to actively look for fights,
look for objectives
look to make plays but you have to do it you don't have a choice
nobody else is going to do it for you you have to be the! Guys, do Baron!
Guys just do Baron!
Oh my god they're standing mid instead of just doing it. Just do Baron!
Guys the enemy jungler is dead!
Oh my God what is happening? Please!
Oh my god, I'm gonna lose my minds. so hunting like my team's chasing kills over doing
the objectives it's driving me fucking crazy me
no dragon go mid
drake What? I can see it. What is my team doing?
Dude, I'm gonna lose it.
Imma lose my mind. I'm gonna lose my fucking mind right now
like dude my viego is just so bad Wait, where are you man?
Why is my Viego taking wolves?
Oh, dragon's up.
Our team is fighting mid.
Like all of these objectives are up.
Dude, we got to do wolves.
It's too important.
Okay. It's too important. Like, he literally went out of his way to take a Wolf Camp.
I don't want to be in this game.
When I see junglers do that, where you hand them a free Baron
they won't do it. You hand them a mid turret and objective
dragon, they won't do it you you hand them a free team fight
they refuse the group like that pisses me off to an extent where like
i don't want to play with that guy anymore he's so bad like i am beyond frustrated. Your team has assured you have to play the game bro I'm like, Caitlyn does no damage. Dude.
You're garbage?
Are you kidding me?
I haven't seen
you walk up and hit a single person but
you don't use auto attacks
you sit behind everyone scared to auto
this is that that is the first time I've seen my Caitlin walk up and try
and hit somebody. The entire game.
15 deaths? Yeah, because you're a fucking bitch.
Like you have six items in your hand deaths? Yeah, because you're a fucking bitch.
Like you have six item, Caitlyn
and you refuse to auto
attack because you're scared.
... Like, I hate Diamond players man.
I'm telling you right now, Diamond players make me sick.
Diamond and Masters players are the sickest, most disgusting subhuman trash on the planet.
I'm sorry that I have to say that and be toxic, but dude...
It is gross playing with Diamond players and Masters players.
They will ego they don't know how to play the game
aggressive. They're fucking just
horribly bad.
Stay in lames, this guy says. Are you just fucking stupid?
Like dude, you have to try and play the game.
I'm gonna lose my mind, dude.
Like, you don't have zero spacing, by the way. Like, Yavin has zero spacing by the way. She doesn't know how to space forward and auto with my E.
She essentially just hopes somebody else will go in.
She doesn't know how to stand there
and actually play the game like i'll eat her and she'll sit behind me Okay, it's fucking wild.
Okay, Blitzhooks down!
Blitzooks down bro you can walk up now they have no way of hooking you
Like walk up and oh my god bro
Oh Oh, bro.
Maybe we auto some more! Let's look down again.
... Like where is my Caitlyn right now? What are we doing why are we on fire top but
walk up and hit them
holy fuck man!
You're six item Caitlyn, man!
Like what are you fucking scared of? Like, you literally- oh my god!
Their Lucian is 10 times the AD carry
that my AD carry is, like ten times.
That is painful.
AD carry gap? 100% agreed.
No it is 1000% an AD gap.
He's not even wrong. Like he's trying to be an asshole...
But he's not even fucking wrong.
Like actually though.
But he's actually not wrong. That was painful.
Like that was so painful.
Watching somebody play your role and they just stand 800 feet back
and then flame you?
That is crazy.
Okay. That is crazy. so. I mean,
I don't have words for like how dog shit
that AD carry player is
That was like painful to watch
Like
I know he's diamond so like
I'm flaming somebody for being in their elo
blah blah blah
Dude,
watching how scared
he was of doing
anything...
If you guys take anything from that game,
you all need to understand
that like playing
that scared... Like when
you have a lead bot lane and your playing an aggressive
thing.
Yeah, our teammates were bad, right?
Like Gragas is bad, Viego, they're all bad but they're like in diamond.
They're just bad players.
We had such a big lead bot lane
that all the Caitlyn had to do was simply walk up
and stop being scared of
dying. Because the second
you sit way too far
back and you're just permanently scared of dying
you're never going to actually improve or climb
you're just gonna sit there and never do anything with your leads
like having a lead is worthless if you don't use your lead
it doesn't make sense.
Like,
it's mind-blowing.
Because it's like,
yeah, okay,
our teammates were really bad right like the mid laner the the gregas was uh first time in
gragas right so like graas is a Diamond player.
First time in Gragas.
I mean, they're all Diamond.
But you had, like, first-time Urgot,
first-time Gragas.
And then you had, like, Caitlyn player
with 20% win rate.
So it's like obviously they're not the best but you can still walk up and like play the game
that's wild
like that's crazy to me. Like, I can't be bothered to sit in fucking games that are...
Like, I know it sounds so mean to say stuff like that, but I'm sitting here winning lane for my
Caitlyn team and shit.
She's just refusing
to play aggressive ever.
Like when you're so scared of dying that you're not able
to play the game,
You need to play a different role
because I'm going to tell you right now like you can't play it differently. You have to be able to play a different role. Because I'm going to tell you right now,
like,
you can't play AD carry like that's
the ego.
It's not an ego.
It's the truth.
Zero accountability Bro, zero accountability brother if you're the
Caitlin
I'm going to tell you right now
like
you had no idea how to push your lead at all like you were so scared of autoing
or doing anything at all to be aggressive
that like you weren't
tracking their cooldowns.
You weren't tracking
like anything.
You were just scared
of dying on repeat.
Also, I dodged a ton of hooks 63k damage damage doesn't matter okay listen i'm not saying this to be mean listen i, I'm going to use this as a teaching experience
for you and everybody else in chat.
You're a Diamond 2 player.
You don't understand
that the game is not won through damage and KDA.
You can play like that all you want, but you'll never
climb because you need to understand that when
you have a lead, your goal is to use
your lead to create space for the people who don't
have kills.
You can't just sit there and play
permanently passive. Never siege towers, never
go for objectives, never play off of having two items at like five or ten minutes
Like you had two items, we should have
one and nobody else in the game except
Diana had any kills but Diana
is really easy to counter as Caitlyn
because you outrange her. She can't physically
get on you so all you have to do is walk up
space, and if she ever walks towards you, you just net
Q auto. And as soon as you do that,
she's at 30%.
Now she can't go in.
You just have to
play
like you're
trying to win
not
trying not
to lose.
Like I'm not even trying to insult you. Being Diamond is fine. There's nothing wrong with you being your elo.
That's what it is. You just don't know better yet,
but you don't understand
that you could have carried
that game,
but you played like a pussy
the entire game. Wayne went underperforming
bro the only thing i was flaming you for
in the game was telling you to go in
like if you
watch the vod all I'm doing
the entire game is like, please fight them.
Like that's literally, I'm like hey dude
I need my Caitlyn to walk up and fight these people
but that's all I was doing
I was like hey, fight them. Play the game.
Like, let's be aggressive.
Let's do this.
Like, let's siege this.
Let's be...
Like, I'm literally just telling you guys to fight each other
or to use your cooldowns and be aggressive.
I think it's justified. or do you use your cooldowns and be aggressive
i think it's justified because i'm high elo no i'm saying okay first of all first of all i didn't type to you a single thing
right in the game.
So
I didn't say anything toxic to you in the game at all.
I was just pinging...
I was saying on my stream
that I think that you and the rest of our players need to play
more aggressive because you guys are playing like
pussies. Because we're not going to win
unless we try to win. Second,
the only time I typed
to you was after the game?
After you insulted me when I hadn't typed you the entire game.
Right? Like, you said that I was terrible and it was a team death in chat
but in reality like you played like dog shit
You could have carried that game if you didn't play
like dog shit. Like me being higher evil than you, I'm not even... that's not even part of my equation.
I'm just saying like, you should focus on why you lost that game instead of
coming... Instead of blaming your teammates. Because this is my smurf,
I don't really care if we win or lose games
i was just auto filled on nami so it's just chilling but This guy has Ignite, but he took such a bad trade by me I'm gonna die
ah I need that one minion right there.
I was trying to get it before the level 2 happened but that was my bad. On a good note, it doesn't really matter because he doesn't have TP so I don't lose anything.
That's like something that bad players do. They take ignite mid because they can cheese kills like that, but the problem is he used all his sums and I'm still playing Corki vs. Action so... versus uh action so
oh my cannon
i'm sad probably should have just about get on him there by the way because he was level two We just want the wave to crash here and then I kind of wanna reset.
Actually, is this a cannonwave it's not i should probably stay This is major
Dude i'm so sad that was actually such a free win though. Or, it's just lost 2v3 bot.
That's not good.
They got outplayed hard.
Oh! They got outplayed hard Respectively enemy team though. I mean
You lose to be three bought at level 3 like with the jungler being there that's like
my guy, I respect Like, with the jungler being there? That's like...
I respect uh...
I respect the homies. Uh, I mean I can't really help this guy.
I'm too low.
We can kill this guy though. I can bait him. He's gonna guaranteed try and dive us, because he has action so he's going to try and dive.
Okay my team doesn't want to bait.
Like this is so disgusting.
Like this is gross!
I literally pinged both of these guys
to come over, and
both of them walked away.
That is wild!
I'm not gonna lie, like that's crazy to me.
That Caitlyn also just whiffed every trap?
Okay, you guys really suck in this elo by the way.
You guys are really bad.
Like I was trying to be nice before but like...
You guys have no idea what you're doing.
Like at all. Like zero. That's wild! This is major time to grab control Is that Because the...
I might have fucked up level one, but like
The fact that
They got 2v3'd bot as Cait Thresh
and then the fact that
against First Strike, which is wild.
And then the fact that
that's ridiculous. ridiculous Hmm.
Reservoir General again? Rek'Sai, okay.
Honestly I could probably still carry this because Corki's in B.
Corki is really broken as fuck and all we have to do is get an item.
I'm almost positive once we get one item, action will start ending.
Because he's doing this thing where he, uh...
He's like a normal
action player.
A lot of action
players do this thing
where they don't know
how to play passive
because their champion
is really OP.
Right?
But once Corki gets two items, or
even one item...
I just stat check him.
He can't win.
So I just need one item and he loses
But I don't know if he knows that so we'll see this is wild like right now like this should be a free kill too Well, that's not gankable
bot is not gankable from diana
unless the enemy team just lets her walk into them, which they might. I don't know.
It's not bad.
We traded one for one but he killed me but I got the win.
That's what I actually care about. What am I watching?
Dude...
Holy! holy So close.
If I had Valked immediately and hit him with that first rocket i would have killed them
jesus christ this guy's holy he's so strong. The fucking Kraken Slayer is OP
Thank god I still have TP, Jesus
It's really hard to play this when he is playing no respect and I fucked up the level one. Wait, you guys realize like...
Oh man. LoL players are wild! I don't even know what to say about this shit. Like, uh...
This is what I mean though. Look. He's been doing that
the whole game, right?
All Diana had to do the entire game was what she just did if she had done that
five minutes ago the game would have been over no like it would have just been
over but she's doing this thing where she's trying to farm back into
the game, but she already made too many
mistakes. She ganked bot twice, died
both times. You have to sack that
eventually and then you have to try and play
against the players that are playing really uh overly
aggro with like shutdowns and but i mean it is what it is we'll just try and scale up up like this guy right Like, this player might be retarded that guy might be an idiot
that's what I'm saying is like that's the same player that's been just like
playing but he's not good.
What's happening is
he's playing a champion
that stat checks
and I'm playing a champion
that stat checks
so what ends up
happening
if I mess up like i did early with the ignite
or with the level two then he's gonna stat check me until uh i can get back into the game I actually think we can win though. 29, we can still still win because like i said it's uh
we have a good chance
all it really takes is like we got to shut down like diana gotta shut down and
diana's really strong champ.
I will say this though, there is no world that anybody in this game
is going to understand what to do later on.
It's gonna be like last game where everybody just runs
in circles and nobody knows how to macro.
So what ends up happening is...
You're basically going to have...
Until I can get items, we're not gonna be able to play side.
Like this right here is really frustrating because I can't really play.
I can't stop action, because he can stat check me right now.
So as I was talking about before,, whoever can stat check the other one
will win mid because he has stealth
and he's an all-in champ
but he's just
eating forward like
imagine Diana's there right there. They lose, he dies again for the fifth time.
Like it's really weird because he's not playing with any threat of
dying.
But Diana's
ganking bot for the 15th time
which is just wrong.
That's why I'm like making a big deal about this because it's
it's very frustrating oh i'm dead
like i'm being dove by rexai under my turret while diana lane gang spot Diana lane gank spot.
Just auto him so that they can die. Like, I didn't realize how bad Diamond has gotten until I started playing on this account.
Low-key, I did not realize how bad Diamond players have gotten.
It feels like Emerald.
Like gold.
It's basically like... Diamond players will either be two types of players.
Overly aggro or overly passive.
They don't know the difference. I mean, I should not be chasing this guy.
But fuck it. I didn't get a K-ult. I didn't get a K-Ult.
I didn't get a Thresh hook.
He didn't even try.
Damn, you guys fucking hate happiness, don't you?
Damn. Damn you guys fucking hate happiness, don't you? so
caitlin you can't kill that guy bro action's gonna kill you bro this is major time to grab control
this is sad sad.
Also, how do I have the highest CS in the game when
I've died six times?
There's no way, so i said nice steel caps quirky
what the guy who has 81 cs as a caitlyn is focusing more on me than himself.
Like straight up though, unless you guys are in Challenger or Grandmaster
You guys need to just focus on yourselves by the way. Well you guys all
suck like actually You guys need to just focus on yourselves, by the way. Like you guys all suck.
Like actually.
Cause like...
I fucked up this game early right?
Like at level 1
But like up the game early right like at level one but like i can admit that i can be yeah it's my bad
the fact that i still am performing the best on the team after I fucked up is not a good sign.
Like, that's not a good sign bros.
Camille's not chasing him? I mean okay...
Akshan is's gonna try and flank, so I'm just gonna sit in this bush
and hope that my team follows up.
I mean, I pinged. They just ignored me.
Like all of these things that I notice...
like you know, I'm sitting in a bush for action flank right? All of these things that I'm, like you know, I'm sitting in a bush
for action flank right?
Like all these things
that I'm telling you
is about to happen
and that we should be
taking advantage of.
That's the difference
between me
and you
in this elo.
Like you guys
don't know what's about to happen
because you're not thinking about it
like I'm literally thinking about
what's about to happen before it happens
because that's how you climb league
you think about patterns and understanding things that are happening,
and things like that...
Like, you reacting to what the enemy is doing
The entire game without
Understanding that that's not how you play League
It's just a really bad thing.
I almost just fucking died to, uh...
Shelly. can Shelley
mmm I see two people met on a personal life why is the enemy Barriss inting?
Dude, do you guys have the worst mentals alive in this elo?
Like what-what is happening?
What is going on? You guys' mentals are so bad.
Like, for being as bad as everyone is, their mental is crazy. This is Major Tom's ground!
Mule should not be bot right now. Pushing that wave out is not important. Nice.
I mean, honestly...
We do not deserve this win. This is crazy.
I don't know why that guy decided to start inting.
Straight up, I- I don't even know what to say about games like this man
like
ms barris had a free win.
Right, like...
Varus had a free win this game, got mad over something
I don't know what because they were winning the whole game.
But Varus is just furious now over nothing.
So Varus got...
Varus started raging over nothing, right?
Then you have like...
Diana didn't understand how to posture the early game.
I fucked up level 1 and then got flamed for the next 10 minutes by the homies. People are weird.
This is such a...
Like Diamond is not real, like I feel like this is a fake emu. so Damn, I was trying to outplay him
I just got soloed by ash support, by the way That guy actually did a lot of damage though.
That was wild!
I did not expect the Ashe support to do that much damage to me.
He did auto-me twice before I started fighting, so I mean...
That was wild a lot of damage your team has destroyed a turret. so He is just straight ending. Do you see what I mean though? What I was saying last game about like...
Regardless of how low you are or like how...
This is a good...
The Varus is fucking inting but this is
a good example of what I'm talking about.
You should be
playing forward off
of cooldowns and shit
regardless
of what your HP is because you should be tracking how much damage they can do, things like that.
I hope action doesn't kill me.
That's kind of how League works, right?
It's like if you were at full HP sitting in the very back
pot-shotting once or twice every five seconds. You're not doing anything
Your HP is a resource. If they are hitting you or going for you, that's like a way to bait them into fighting...
It's a way you can like bait them so I want to see if my team deserves this win.
That was actually a good TP.
Like, that was actually a really good TP.
The Diana though? Like, that was actually a really good 2-3.
The Diana though is really fucking bad. So's the Thresh. Those two are like the worst players on our team.
Basically what's happening is Diana and Thresh are fighting in areas they shouldn't be trying to fight.
Because Camille was going top to try and push the wave in, so you just get vision here, then play this.
But the Dine and Thresh were like invading into the enemy jungle, but they can't do that
because
it's 4v4
And they are stronger than us 4v4.
I mean, if this guy doesn't get banned, I don't know what to say.
Like, these waves that are just dying by the way...
This is wild.
Okay. I'm gonna push mid because the enemy team is going to go for this dragon. They're going to try and fight this drake. I'm sorry. Thank you for watching! Dude, it's wild how bad this elo is.
I don't think i can actually kill this guy. We just have to get a dragon or Baron.
Oh, we used our Friar to go for Dragon.
Or Tempo rather. Hmm... I'll just wait
the eye is too big of a spike
like, I think
the only thing this elo knows how to do is fight. And that's like why they can't climb.
They just wanna fight, fight, fight but it's such a bad fucking...
You have to do the macro on the map or you have to push waves and show
like that because if you don't push waves and
you just fight perma you're never gonna like you're gonna
win fights you're going to lose fights but you're never gonna win the game.
Because like you can ace them and not have a wave to end the game right?
And then now how do you win?
Like if you ace them and you don't have a
wave how do you win the game you can shut up is so so uh They better back, Akshan's gonna come kill everyone. so yeah if you guys want to win games and like...
Straight up though. If you guys wanna like
Win games in
Anything below like Masters
All you have to do is just push sideways.
Make sure that like you don't really die for pushing the wave or try not
to and unless it's a big objective
like Baron or something like that there's really no value in
like not just sitting in a lane trying to end the game because people forget
that the game winning the game is about killing the nexus not getting kills This is Major Tom from Control! Dude, that arrow to be wild.
Let's see how my team plays this, we might lose.
Let's see how they play this.
Ah, nah... They just win.
Wait that guy pinged dragon? I mean my team could end the game
that was a bad tp he should have just tped once the wave crashed there's three times Wait, how does this Camille have no items?
Wait, this Camille is so weak. Oh it's because she's not farming!
I was gonna say that she only has 2.5 items... what the fuck?
But she only has 150 farm. That's really bad.
Diana backpings?
Yeah, I mean they're bad.
Like you said,
they're bad players.
Yes. like they're bad but like their boys said they're bad players
like everybody ever everybody in diamond is back like i said i'm not meaning to say it to be mean but like masters you're bad
gm you're technically bad right like you like you're just worse GM, you're technically bad.
You're just worse levels of the game.
The problem is a lot of players in Diamond and Masters have ego
and this ego makes them think they're way better
than they are.
So they ping back
and they try to micromanage teammates
and do all this other shit
but it's like you just suck
you should just focus on yourself
because like you're bad
hey report this guy He was like, you're bad.
I gotta report this guy.
I mean that guy better get banned.
That's wild. He just straight up ran it down I mean, IE collector... I think collector kind of sucks.
IE is still good.
It's still your core.
I mean, crit AD carries are still really good Did Tarzan rename himself? Why?
That's funny.
I think he thought he was like...
....... Yo, what AD should we play?
We just want to see.
We did a mid-Corki game.
I think this would have gone
a lot better
if I was paying attention.
Kalista?
I don't know how good Kalista is.
I think she's good, but I haven't played her in a while. Varus and only by pants.
I mean,
that guy didn't seem to do great
with his only pants spilled.
But he didn't
seem to be having a good time.
He was really fast and well-closed.... We've issued a penalty to one of the teams that was running through a Team 5 is funny. True.
We've issued a penalty to a player in a recent game
for sabotaging the team. Oh, cool.
So Varus...
That's the only person I reported, so Varus must have
gotten banned.
Nice! the system's doing its job let's go That's sick. Nice job, boys.
Good work, team! Let me see.
Who do I want to play?
What do you guys think?
What are you doing in Ashgate? we don't ask him I too big of mana problems.
Not really.
Okay. I'll be right back.
I'm going to get some water... Okay...... you you. Wait, how is this fucking quirky in the game? Dude. How down bad is this quirky right now?
Has this guy lost like a thousand games in
a row
how's this guy even in his game
oh The fuck?
Hello.
That is wild! Alright, so... all right so uh step one
uh just fyi to you guys.
Little tip, I've said this before but I'll say it again
so pay attention.
If you're versing all lane
lane bot lane
okay
put a ward in the middle
of the bush
in the middle bush.
This is very very important if you're versus a hook champ
or a champ that might want to fight level one
because you don't wanna be giving people free
level one advantages if you can help it.
Level one bot lane is one of the most important parts of playing the lane.
Which bush? Oh, I forgot you guys can't see because I... This one.
You can do any of the bushes
but the middle one gets the furthest
Basically if the enemy
beelines it to bot lane
The middle bush or the first bush are
the safest because if you
try and ward the third bush and they happen to already be there,
like say the enemy team just
goes bot for some reason, it's just really
scary because you can die.
So the middle bush is probably
the most consistent bush and then the first bush if you're scared
like say you're a little late out of the gate or you see them walk into the
middle bush as you're heading in you can ward uh this bush. So it's not too bad. It's not too bad. Also, another little tip is you can tell what...
You can always tell what spell Thresh took level 1.
Because... Because basically you can hover Thresh and you see the icon on the Thresh right now.
We gotta back off, they're gonna go level two.
Okay that was simply awful. so
but yeah uh But yeah, I gotta be careful because this Corki can just flash kill me. If you're wondering why I didn't walk up, it's because I'm too low. I have no heal right?
If Corki... Like C corki still had his flash so if he
had e and he just flashed like flashy me he could actually kill me before i
could get my flash off.
So always be careful about how you can die, even in situations where it looks like
you have a big advantage uh you want to just slow play
situations like that because you have to know
what their champs capable of Dude, Retrox is so bad as an item. I hate this item so much but it's 20 AD. But yeah, so at this point like I said,
I knew we could fight that Thresh level one because
I knew he had flay because
I hovered him so.
Uh oh!
I mean I'm just dead.
Oh I'm not dead. Thank god I had flash. I was full autopilot and not paying attention. That was my bad.
Like, I knew that that was a possibility to happen.
Cost me my flash.
So here, I don't want the wave to crash.
I don't want it to shove but I don't want the wave to crash. I don't want it to shove, but I don't want it to crash.
We do have an advantage on them. so We should actually be able to just straight up kill these guys. so Woo! That guy just got shit on. So there, I didn't really have a choice.
I had to go forward.
As soon as I fixed the wave, I knew
Kha'Zix was going to be behind me, right?
So because I knew Kha'Zix was going to be behind me on that timer,
I could only go forward.
Which is fine, because I got the wave in, which is more important to me than that Kha'Zix getting that kill. Because if the wave in which is more important to me to that and then that kawasaki's getting that kill
because if the wave sits frozen on their side of the map with kazakh spot side
it's it's too bad like i don't like that Glory to the Vulvan, a thousand first beasts.
Give my people the resilience of your wilderness and the fury of their storm!
We just hawk shot.
The Scorki is alone.
I can tell Threat isn't here quite yet.
We're about to be six right now.
Cool, we got level 6.
I'm going to Hawkshot back up through the enemy jungle.
I'm actually gonna rotate to this this fight because my wave is fine and we have a really good...
I actually like our ability to fight that, but... Because I have arrow.
I missed about three minions. That kind of
sucks, but it is what it is.
Normally, I don't rotate the fights like that
as you guys know, but like that one was just too good.
We actually should've fought that, but it is what it is.
I'm pretty sure Kha'Zix is bot. We should try and get dragon. so so dude i should have just hit corky i'm so
i should have just hit cororki that whole time,
I was trying to get my Prestige Attack on the fucking other guy
but whatever
because yeah if I had hit Corki from the start
I would've killed all of them
Because Kha'Zix's entire point was just
to go invisible, I was just trying to help him.
Because Corgi would have died,
I could 100-0 that guy with my items.
Oh well.
That is bad targeting by me
ooh we do get a full wave though nice Oh, I'm bad.
Our Jax is definitely
a little outclassed
but I think that's fine.
So we saw Thresh go top. We have a few options here.
Uh, we know Kha'Zix is top and we know Thresh is top right now.
I can either rotate after pushing this
and go to his next fight or i can push bot waves in
and try and
uh kill this Corki. my aim is steady I got him.
Is that worth?
Probably.
As long as I don't die right now to like kha'zix or something it's worse but i'm pretty sure the way thresh is
like walking up like thrush is trying to like walk up
bot right now.
To like make a play or something, I'm almost positive somebody's bot.
Wanna back up.
We pushed the wave in enough,
Imma get Kraken. Yeah you see how Thresh is coming out of our
bush right there? Yeah, he's trying
really hard. This Thresh
is starting to be really hard to sneak
a kill on me.
That's why I've been keeping an eye on that guy.
Here's the keeping an eye on that guy. I'm going to go back and check the other side. Easy peasy.
I can't walk up here.
This is really awkward because I can't walk up and if Thresh is in one of these bushes, I just die.
So I have to sit here and jack off for a little bit do nothing.
Let the wave pushing
we know kha'zix is bot i'm gonna hit tab. Thresh also has flash
So we know thresh has flash which means they could in theory try and flash out, flash uh Flash engage under the turret here but
i don't think they will.
That would be a pretty awkward fucking
fight because I have Kraken Slayer.
Ooh! Our top just got 1v2'd.
We might actually have to go for...
Might have to go for a play.
This is the fury of an island! Nice fucking job. Let's fucking go that was so sick.
Like that was such a sick play from Zac, god damn
we should back we're gonna have to give this drink anyway well we should back to go get uh tempo on the lane in
excuse me man i wish i could type right now so i could be, hey we win these.
Like... I am SO far ahead bot
We win these games if our team just
plays the game. with our eyes open
dragon there rushes mid hmm No, we can't.
We should try and take this dragon though.
Okay. so Not the worst.
Push one more wave, uh we're to do it far up so that we can, we have time to like roam around the map.
The further up you push the wave, the better it is for
your ability to control
what you're doing on the map. So here
we are going top or mid I mean
I want to go mid because there's no real objectives on bot side of the map other than T2 tower right?
So I really wanna look to start helping my team by breaking open the map on the other side of the
map aside from map.
Nice! See? Boom arrow, now we can get rifts.
Yeah, buddy!
Oh, we win these. We win these.
We can carry this. Okay. so I don't think we should keep chasing, not miss this wave.
Damn.
Hmm.
I really want to back.
I have so much golds.
I'd rather not take the fight if we don't have to, because I have
so much golds.
And there's no objective up on the map right now. So taking this fight feels kind of awkward, like there is not a huge reason.
Fuck! Dude... Did I really back 60 gold off of my fucking Triforce?
Man!
How bad does that feel?
I missed one fucking CS.
We praise the leader of Unifon, The game is only a use that matters.
Trading that for my arrow
is fine. I didn't want to lose...
Uh... I didn't want to lose the turret.
And there was a chance that he could have taken it there. I say we go over here and start trying to fight.
Okay, I'm gonna back.
Isn't it worth to sell Dorans?
Doran's is my only lifesteal.
So like selling Dorans when its my only lifesteal is really painful.
Like, it does not feel good. oh that's a bad arrow.
This is really awkward.
Ah, I knew that was gonna happen! I'm bad.
Damn it man! I threw, I threw. I was my bad.
I positioned so badly because
I knew Kha'Zix was up here.
I needed to walk like this.
When I wasted arrow,
it was the worst case scenario right there because what we should have been doing is playing for dragon but I needed to hold arrow.
There's too much vision in this area. Right? Like way too much vision in this area right like way too much vision in that
area i can't really play the game
so that was just my bad i i just i up up. That's on me.
That's okay, though. Okay. so Quickly now.
I won't give.
Ah.
Dude, I keep getting
trapped because Thresh is playing really well.
Like he's bad
but he's playing positionally really well.
I- dude our fucking team is losing their minds.
Like I just shouldn't have been up that far, that's my bad.
Like I can't really afford to make mistakes like that because I'm the only person playing
the game on our team.
Our three teammates other than me and Zach are basically just whining little bitches.
They're just Diamond players whining about their rolls and their elos and all that shit because they're bad. So it is what it is.
So I gotta play perfect, which is... you know, it's like on me.
My bad! it's like on me my bed so so so wait
there's no flash, he has no flash.
Huge Baron!
Nice that was good, that was good. That made me nervous, damn.
On a good note though
we won that fight without
We won that fight
literally without Syndra which is awesome
Like the fact that we were able to win that
without our mid laner is so good.
Now we just have to stop their next
dragon. That's our big goal.
Whoa! Like what am I watching here? What is this?
This is not allowed.
Like, what is happening here? This is wild.
I'm getting ran down by the Thresh and the Heimer into our base?!
Like, WHAT?! That is crazy.
I just needed enough for Hurricane.
Okay...
We could go bot, because it's a lot harder for them to flank me on bot wave, which isn't a bad play.
Oh I should have grabbed the pink. killing sparring
not bad at all though three items oh We don't want to fight them.
We want to just make sure we secure this dragon.
This dragon is way more important than anything right now
like getting kills and shit and like pushing our lead with baron is fine
but we need dragon
so we should just immediately start it when it spawns.
Because Kha'Zix is gonna try and sneak in.
Nice, not bad. Reach your back! Everybody just leaves.
We have a lot of people with a lot of gold right now...
we shouldn't be looking for a fight.
Nice huge.
Not bad at all.
But yeah, like...
This is the kind of shit,
we just need to play this game methodical.
We got this shit.
We got it, boys!
I just gotta be careful because they're gonna try and look for a fight on me.
Like 100% they're gonna go for me right wait how did he kill that
am i stupid you autoed that one time and then it died Oh, Grubdot.
You're so right!
Wow, I didn't even think about that man. You're actually... yeah you're right! so I forgot dots give, or grubs give a dot actually.
Like I know they like spawn the stuff and do the bonus damage but
I forgot that bonus damage was like true damage not. We shouldn't try and end, so we just back.
There's tons of gold for us to get on the map right now.
We should back off a little bit. There's tons of gold for us to get on the map right now.
We should back off, this is where a lot of people make the...
I have hiccups, wow!
This is where a lot of people make the same mistake when they play League
They'll overstay thinking like, oh we can maybe win this
fight. We can maybe do that.
But in reality the best play is a lot of
the time if you have free gold to just collect
on the map somewhere. A lot of the time
it's just better late game
to not take the risk if it's not like a guaranteed thing.
And then go get the free gold which makes you stronger. I'm level 15. Kha'Zix is level 13. so Damn. Damn, I almost had that.
Ah!
It sucks!
You know if I ghosted I'd have that?
Not even kidding.
I had that if I had Ghost.
I want to get Bloodthirster.
I think I could have gone a different item this game,
but I think I kind of want BT. Like, I wonder if I could have gone...
You probably go Bork or some shit.
It's not bad.
Then we'll probably just get Terminus last item.
Just for a little bit of shreds then we'll probably just get terminus last item
just for a little bit of shred now that everybody's you know tanky as fuck
dude do you guys see how much damage this fucking build does though that is wild like i almost one-shot the fucking kaziks
like i almost killed kha'zix while having like an h rocks and a fucking crush in my face.
Like, for an Ashe? That's crazy. I need to be a little careful just until everybody on my team is on the map. so So here we should honestly not let them even get near. We shouldn't even let them get close so we can play off of vision.
Oh, they're not here.
What is happening here Alright, well we won. My Syndra's fucking happy feeding them over there.
Okay. What is this I told you guys though. this game was free as fuck.
Like the early game went kinda bad but...
Just because our team was doing poorly and shit it doesn't mean that you can carry games like that right?
You just have to focus on-
You just have to focus on... you just have to focus on doing correct shit.
Farming up, being relevant, and
not getting caught.
Because once 80
carries get 3-4 items, you're chilling I think Zack played that
game so good
that's good though I like that. Not bad at all.
The Poppy managed to come back into the game.
We managed to get some...
Everybody just started playing well.
Nice job! All right, boys.
I think
I'm going to call it there
for the stream
for now.
I'm going to let my wrist rest a bit,
and I'm going to go make some dinner.
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