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Oh, seven people let us catch me.
Are we good?
All that fun stuff.
People, how are you guys doing?
Shit, what up?
What up, people?
Hello? Hello?
Monday feels good, man.
Feels good, bro.
Char, you guys doing?
What do you mean?
Starfield Day is Starfield out today?
Is the.
Is that DLC out today or something?
Shattered skies or whatever.
Oh yeah, did Zucoses come out today?
But it is. Oh shit, well damn.
Oh yeah, I'm trying, I just tried going live on Twitter.
I just like kind of pressed the button to see what the fuck happens.
I just connected it.
I don't know if it's actually working right now, but it says it's working.
I'm curious if I can multi stream now on 3x Twitter, whatever the fuck.
Because it says I'm sending bit rate.
2x but I don't know I just I just I don't know if it's just like a one-button
press I don't I don't know if it is I saw as you coast this is out as well true
mm-hmm you're not a soul of your you're not the one guy he probably does yeah we
We can play this as well.
Actually, this is full release scary game.
I remember the trailer for this.
We can also go in this direction here.
I don't mind.
We could do a couple of the day into this.
This actually came out.
We could do it up.
Bruh.
Wait, did I see this?
They have like a cinematic trailer.
Oh, and I remember this.
Yeah, I mean, we could,
I got a bit of a Starfield gig.
So, I need to download.
Holy shit, this is huge.
Why is this game that big?
I don't even remember it being like that.
That 97 gigs for this?
Holy.
All right, I'm thinking we do a couple of the day.
We're gonna jump into the old Starfield save
because Shattered Space has come out.
And then maybe hit up some Zucosis or something.
It's kind of where I'm at right now. That's where we're going.
That's where we're going right now. I don't know how long Zucosis is.
Six minutes of new Death Stranding footage.
Hmm.
Starfield DLC. Game worse than Deadlock.
Nose for A2 trailer. There is a new one that dropped. Oh, shit.
Hmm. I thought the Starfield book was closed. It was man, but yeah, they hit me. I told you, bro
They fucking sent a raven and he dropped a fucking scroll off and I was like, alright, Brian
No reason to load up this exe
But shit, bro. I'm not gonna explain this shit every time chat. Okay fucking relax. Okay stop
Death Stranding is the best. I've seen some gifts of the death stranding shit
Honestly, bro. The game had the game is so fucking weird
Some of the stuff is fucking weird
Togemo's definitely got a mind
But hey death stranding was still solid. I'm looking forward to it death stranding to photo mode looks insane
I'll be honest man. I understand photo mode like it's cool. You can do that and like, you know
just like get out of the
Basically get out of the camera view that the game's meant to be played as
But like holy fuck, I never use fucking photo mode. I just don't use it
Yeah, I mean, I guess it's cool sometimes like oh shit
Let me get a cool shot of my character that I built
But yeah, that's cool. You know whatever. I don't have to use it. It's cool that it's in the game though
But when it's like, oh my god, our photo mode
It's cool, but it doesn't it's not something that gets me going. It's not like a in my pro list
Get hyped for a game
No, I'm saying
Hey, let me just make sure I got the DLC for this
Cup into
Starfield the DLC into
Zuccos I guess the only thing right now about today is I don't know how long
long zoo coast this is so maybe I'll start it today and then beat it tomorrow I mean shit
it's a fucking scary game bro I don't think this is a 20 hour fucking in-depth playthrough
about a fuck who runs a zoo unless this is potential game of the year it could be it
could be let me just buy it too because we got to download this as well hold up let me
See here. Yeah, Tonu field. What up, bro until dawn is this week?
Bro, isn't it October this week? Holy shit, man
We're already jumping into October man. God damn October's tomorrow, dude
God damn man
Wait, hold up until dawn is this week, bro. Honestly
Sometimes time just fucking flies. I thought I thought all these games were dropping in like two weeks
weeks. This is on the fourth. So this comes out on Friday. Okay, so I will be doing my
my remake playthrough of this on Friday. I'm gonna just I don't I don't think I'm gonna
cup of the day. I'm gonna just go right into this shit. We're gonna do it up. So
we'll hit this shit up on Friday. We played the original how many years ago? I think it's
so worthy. You know, if it's a shit remake, I'll drop it. But from what I've seen, it looks
pretty good. I'm still curious if I'm live on X. It says I'm broadcasting a signal, but
I have no idea if I did it correctly. I put in my stream key, but it's going somewhere.
It's got to be one guy. I don't know if you have to start like a space and then
connect it to your streamer some shit. Alright, I guess there's more to it that I just thought
I could quickly set it up and go live as a beta test, whatever. I'll probably do it
another time. You need to open the next dashboard and click the start on the streaming dashboard.
There's actually a fucking dashboard. There's actually a dashboard on this website.
You need to go into what you have to go into
Hell is us extended gameplay, I would check that out that game looks like it's good slash
Super fucking random and I need extended gameplay to see what the hell their vision is
Because this looks like a cluster fuck
We're that guy and chat. What did you say? Oh, you know that's that's where I click start on the shirt dashboard
How do you get to the dashboard on this shit? Is it under premium or something? I don't see it
Create your space. I don't see it
Let me see. I mean I just googled this shit real quick
Nice my twitch chat just died a
Whole fucking tab crashed this fucking golden top of bro
Crashed my shit. All right. We're good. Oh
Here it is. I found it and
And let me see just kidding.
I have no idea where the fuck it is.
This is not it.
Ascetic Corsa Evo.
Hey, yeah, smoking soda.
Thank you, dude.
This is the official.
Tap the icon from the composer.
Where is there a fucking icon of a camera on Twitter?
What?
All right, maybe I don't give a shit.
I'll do this offline.
I was just seeing if I could quickly go live.
I'll figure this out offline. That's all good did
Whatever
Should try streaming on Facebook gaming and brown not streaming to your fucking relatives in whatever country, bro
Okay, we're not sending a signal back home to fucking grandma. All right
Relax, buddy
Tell tell fucking Nana to come here
Come on. You saw endo parasitic to I don't know what the hell that is, bro
Wait, Silent Hill 2 is October 6th? What? Don't tell me they're doing an early access.
That doesn't even make sense. What is it? Why are they doing a Sunday release date? What?
You can play this on Sunday from their early access. That's so weird. They're doing a
two-day early access on this. Bro, I've never heard of a game launching on a Sunday,
it's early access. I don't know if I've ever even heard of a game launching early access on a Sunday.
I swear I don't even remember. I don't think that's ever happened. Yikes.
I mean, shit, I'm down. Honestly, until Dawn's gonna be like a one stream game. This game's like
six hours. So if I just go live with it, I can one tap this. I could technically do
Vessel of Hatred comes out on Tuesday as well. Oh, the Diablo expansion launches next week.
I like I would say I'm not hyped for Diablo, but I do want to see the cinematics.
That's my stance on Diablo, I have no fucking hype.
The new class I don't give a shit about, someone was like they're adding PvP, bro.
I saw their fucking trailer, they didn't even mention it, they said more end game activities.
Which means hey, they're adding PvP, I mean they're adding rating, not PvPing.
They're adding rating.
If it's not one of their bullet points in their advertisement, they don't fucking give a shit.
Endgame activities?
That needs to be a huge bullet point.
Like raiding.
It's eight to nine hours long.
We'll see, though. This is a game that I'm curious about.
How is he gonna work? Do I need to maybe I'll just bring my ranger and or my art, my fucking rogue.
The thief is it a thief in this game?
I'll just I'll just bring my thief into the expansion. I want to at least play the main story once
But
I I probably won't get enveloped by the end game
Shit, it's like a new season. Yeah
Your gear isn't good anymore. There's got to be like a quick catch up or some shit. It's a new season
It's going to be a new season like PoE. Oh, so do I have to play through the campaign? Oh, wait, no, you can skip the campaign, right?
I'm assuming the skip campaign button only skips the base games campaign, and then it, you can level up and then go to the quest that will launch you into the expansion.
You can't, yeah, because it's a new season. So you have to bring in, you have to start over again.
But I do know it can't you level really fast probably to the expansion quest
Don't burn yourself out on ARPGs right before POE to I don't think it's a burnout man
I'm going into I've been going into the Diablo expansion super casual
My height for this game has wore off. I was super fucking hyped for this shit, but like it fell off for me
You guys remember how excited I was. I was down with it. I was part of the copium. I don't give a shit
Fucking the gaming world moves on but the hype into the release into the realization that the hype was greater than the
actual fucking product
the whole journey was still good from the
Beginning trailer cinematic that they had
To what the hell is this hype chest? I don't know
What the hell that is I got like an emote.
Is this some new shit?
Wait, did the whole channel get this gift?
There's not a lot of hype in this channel.
So this is new shit.
Everybody's been here.
This is the first time we passed the threshold.
Is this new or has this been around for a while?
You have to cheer to get it.
Oh, I've never seen that
where I had to open a gift on my end.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know if any of you guys
have the same sentiment for Diablo 4.
But uh might as well have this game ready to go going in kind of casually just to see where the story goes
Even though I know what the game entails
Lost Ark is better. Yeah, but lost Ark isn't having an expansion and there's no incentive to go back
So, yeah, this week's kind of packed then
We have three scary games dropping starting with today
into Friday until dawn into I'm wondering if maybe I
Do like a 50 50 sub Sunday and then start my Silent Hill playthrough
because
Then the Diablo expansion comes out on Tuesday and
I don't know how long Silent Hill is but I might yeah, I might not even make it in time for the
Drop for Diablo, which I don't fully care about it is what it is
around 10 hours. Yeah. So I kind of want to start it on Sunday then. Especially because
I've never played Silent Hill and you motherfuckers die by that game and say it's the greatest
shit you've ever experienced. I have never played Silent Hill. I don't know. But people
love this shit. So are you always here about Silent Hill, bro? People wanted a new Silent
hill from Kojima so now this is like I want to see what the what people have
been talking about I think it'll be a good time whatever I'm looking forward to
it I don't really care I don't I know it's not gonna be a 10 out of 10 there's
probably overhype going on I don't care the game is interesting enough where it
looks good to play play the original why when I can play this in six days
is it's not from Kojima, isn't this a remake?
If it's a remake, fine, they can change it up.
It's still the just is there.
You need to be level 35 for the Starfield DLC.
Are you fucking kidding?
Bro, I beat the game, buddy, okay?
I'm pretty sure I'm level 35, okay?
Hold up, I just need to set this up.
Mm-hmm
Disconnect that shit
I was we're going into cup into a nice little starfield DLC. We're checking out
Little starfield see where my character is
I actually might watch a trailer on what exactly the DLC is because I am going in super blind here
But it looks like it's gonna be two new planets or something
yes it's like a new story so we'll see how that works I recall my character it's
like dead space but not dead space what come on brah hold on I'm almost done oh
Oh shit, we need this
Okay
Are you playing deadlock brah I would but you know what I might be slowly getting out of the addiction
At the same time I still would play it. I still would play it. Okay, but we have some interesting games now that I would rather stream
But don't fucking tempt my goddamn finger. I will go back to fucking Bez.
All right
You guys call it Bez lock from the viewer experience. I call it Bez lock because it's fucking cozy
You motherfuckers do it because it puts you to bed. I I'm I said that shit because it's cozy
slash rage inducing
All right, what are these games here?
All right, Silent Hill. Oh, yeah, I need until dawn as well
Hold up. Let me just get until dawn
We got games packed
More like sleep lock. Wow, dude. Good one
Valve should have better put the luck resources into CS and TF 3 true
All right, this is okay. A lot of a lot of shit being hit up
Now the main question what do I get for lunch? Oh my I
I know, I know. Let me see here, what do we have?
Um, hell is us. They showed this game off at the Sony event.
Um, hold up. Yeah, they showed this game off at the Sony event.
And...
Hi everyone, my name is Jonathan Jagdilatet. I'm the creative director at ND.
Let's see what we have here.
I hope you enjoyed the trailer that you've seen recently.
Today we're back in the spotlight. We're going to show you a bit of gameplay, a bit more of what you've seen in the trailer.
And I hope that you will enjoy this part greatly.
All right, so let's start with the basics.
So Hell Is Us is set to be released in 2025.
It's for pretty much everything.
So Xbox Series X, PlayStation 5, and PC.
So the game is a bit of a...
I thought this was the only PlayStation PC.
We're a team of passionate people.
The average on the team is like 20 years of development experience.
So we're from a different generation.
And we have a lot of love for how the games in the 90s were made
and how they were played and experienced especially the fact that you know there was no handholding
I don't know but get to the point here because you're just walking in a fucking forest
been there done that three million times
that's not what the ADD bro okay
No it's not bro. You're crazy. Been there done that.
Okay so let's talk about this design philosophy that I've mentioned earlier
which is you know I said the word silver platter rank is something that had been
thinking about for quite a few years and the team as well, which is if you look at modern day or
contemporary adventure games and RPGs, pretty much everything is given to you on a silver platter.
What I mean by that is when you explore everything appears in front of you, you know, you have
your compass on top of you that's like a six sense, like a magical sense that detects, you know,
all the caves and all the cool stuff around you and the towers and this and whatnot. It just
appears magically and you have your map and you have your mini map and you have your quest
Markers and you have your objective markers and you can drop your own markers and and you have your quest your nose
And it just never ends and if you think about it
What happens with that is that you're not truly truly exploring. You're just kind of like it doesn't mean it's easy
It's not overly hard. There's a learning curve to subtleties
There's a little thing that we've invented just for the the flair and the flavor of hell is us if they're crunchy
I think the friction is pretty good and I hope you'll enjoy it
So I'm not that interested to watch the whole video
So we have kind of like the more common enemy. I don't think the game is that hype enough to watch a 15 minute
I'm not I'm not convinced. This looks faces in your chest. Okay, obviously
That's not fucking 80 day
Strength and powers, but when you face there's nothing much to be drawing me right now
It's what we call like a dual entity. So it's like all the Walker has a haze inside of it
So it's when the haze is present. I'm not gonna get into the details right away
of what the haze represents it's all part of the lore and what you will figure out in the game
but when you're facing a combo of these dual entities i can go to like three of them four of
them there's the herders there's the furloughs like come on bro types like that but that's when
you really need chat like combat system that's when you start having to use all the tools
and techniques at your disposal the drone has tons of skills to upgrade i think this looks all
right very much your little sidekick to help you and chat do a little research for me i'm not
I'm not convinced. I don't want to watch anymore. It looks okay like it. We've done that in a way higher quality like 50 times
off the top of my head. Oh, yeah, the closed beta for this is this month as well
They have a little private beta. They're dealing that I have access to but I
Asked if we could stream it, but they are pretty strict about it, but I'm pretty sure
sure October 11th we can stream this which is pretty sick because I'm looking
forward to this. Speaking of third person action game, speaking of, see this one I
will pay attention to because this actually convinced me when I saw the
gameplay. Yeah this one's dropping on the 11th that should be fun. Why are you so
upset that I don't want to watch that game after seeing some footage of it?
Why are you so mad? Are you the dev? I can evaluate pretty fast if I give a
shit about a game or not. I don't know why you're being offended.
Smothuckers acting like he has money in the game or something.
Relax, brah.
I don't think I'm wrong.
Dragon Ball, sparking zero, releasing on the 11th as well.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shoot.
Is Jamboree this month?
Month? Did you see Mario Party?
Jamboree has a raid boss?
I did not know.
Endro Endo Parasitic 2. What do we have here?
Endo Parasitic 2. I played the first one.
Oh, is this that weird? This game was fucking insane.
Oh yeah, this game was ridiculous. Actually, what a good game.
They made a second one. That's hilarious.
Wait, this comes out tomorrow. Jesus Christ.
Three months later? Oh my god. It's the same guy.
Out of this game, you can end. This was one of those games I played on Sub-Sunday and
beat it. It was worthy. Yes, I did.
Best reload mechanic in a video game. Crazy.
game. Okay, bro, now he has fuckin' alright kinda.
I've never seen you be a game. Buddy, this is how misinformation and fuckin' fake news
spreads, alright? You. Cause of your fuckin' clickety-clacks and then hitting enter.
He's right! He's right! Now that I think about it, wait a minute. I don't remember
Um, whatever chat. Literally being a game yesterday. Okay. Literally being a game yesterday.
I was still looking at throne and liberty throne and liberty. How's that? How's that
game doing? How we feel about that one? How we feel about that? There was no yesterday.
Oh, yeah. What is this again? Oh, this is the official launch trailer. Yeah, we're
We're gonna be going into this, but I don't know what they added.
What is this DLC?
In the beginning, the Great Serpent wrapped its tail around the whole universe.
He watched over our families, guided us through tough times, and said one day, it sent a
promised one to answer our prayers, to give us all the worlds of the settled systems.
It's just a matter of time.
Bro, what even happened in this game?
Weren't you just like a dude?
I don't even remember the story.
I don't even fucking remember.
I remember the ending.
Do you truly serve his will?
I remember the ending the whole Starborn shit.
I don't remember how we got there.
How we went all sci-fi.
Oh yeah, wasn't there like alien tech?
There was alien tech.
Infections and stuff.
Hold up, bro.
Where is this DLC for this?
Hold up.
Is this actually downloading the DLC?
Just so we can jump to this.
Oh yeah, okay, DLC is nine gigs.
Something about aliens.
Yes, say it's an ad, bitch.
We're not in the ad segment right now, okay?
Is this a free DLC?
I don't think it is, bruh.
This is one of those triple A service pass thingies,
I think.
the typical, the typical, a set of Corsa.
Is it a set of Corsa?
Still super damn popular.
It's more simmy than Forza Horizon.
Hold on, I'm seeing if there's anything.
Live service game, Horizon Online.
Reportedly Gorilla's next project,
Horizon 3 might be a ways off.
Really, so, wow, they're still doing
horizon online. I'm not really sure. I'll see if they pull it off. I don't think the horizon
world is bad. The horizon world is interesting. Like, you know, they can potentially pull it off.
I'm not sure though. I think everybody's fucking skeptical. I wonder how they would
translate that online though. Like if they try to go like some weird destiny route with it,
but it's a third-person game like what how are they gonna do it what are the mechanics what are the systems
I'm curious
I will say horizon the first game was great, but after the first game I kind of fell off of the franchise
Uh, I mean or you know the whole fucking game
I enjoyed the first one
but um
They do weekly daily objectives. That's it. Yeah, I wonder what they're gonna do. Sony has yet to have an actual successful live service game, right?
Even though you heard years ago, they had a bunch of projects they were trying to make into live services.
Ah, yeah, we're gonna be doing some Zucosis.
Oh, yeah, we held that sure, but I'm talking about like
No
Helldivers doesn't count just because it launched on PC at the same time
Because I don't think a horizon
Online game is gonna launch at PC at the same time if it does fine
But no, isn't this gonna be a fucking
PlayStation game and then maybe PC leader
What do you mean of course it will what makes you say of course?
What makes you think this is a hundred percent gonna launch sure concord launched on PC and
PlayStation at the same time okay, I mean sure if this is now the trajectory they're gonna they're gonna follow
Lowel concord, but they still we're talking about when they launched. Yeah, I mean fine
I guess I guess it's safe to say they're gonna do a horizon on PC launch the same time. I don't consider hell divers and
Always I'm not I'm not thinking about that when I think of horizon online. I'm thinking of not a co-op game
I'm thinking like fucking bigger picture here
Like I'm I'm thinking something like a destiny
Hell divers to is co-op
That's its component
Yeah, is this gonna be like a destiny? Is this gonna be an MMO? Like you make a character and you go into a fucking world and level up and shit? Like what are we talking about for online?
Live service Horizon Online Project. The thing is, is Helldivers considered a live service? I'm thinking it is.
So then that's like, okay, yeah, it's considered like, so whatever, that just means they update the game through like seasons and weird bullshit.
But what's the gist of the game?
Horizon Online could just mean co-op like Helldivers.
Sony itself, I'm just seeing blah, blah, blah, cancellation.
I really think the last of us online would have been interesting.
If I were to choose two IPs, even though there is a bit of zombie fatigue and last of us fatigue,
if I had to choose between the last of us online, where you pick a character and like,
I'm thinking it's online as destiny is online between horizons IP and last of us is IP.
Hmm. I think I would rather a last of us online.
Both are kind of like, they could be good.
Oh, yeah.
I guess they didn't really say much other than a bunch of other shit.
Unless I'm just I missed it.
Oh, I said the horizon multiplayer game is a massive shift.
Almost on the same level as doing the first horizon.
Oh, I know. Am I missing it?
Has he broken down?
Long rumored multiplayer game.
Yeah, I don't really see anything about them explaining it fully unless I missed it.
How Divers 2 is like their fastest selling game, if it is co-op.
Nosferatu trailer, let me see here.
Nosferatu!
This will be a good movie to watch.
We did not see this.
I wish I had my secret with any soul.
This came out yesterday.
Who's playing Nosferatu?
This creature is a force more powerful than evil.
Its desire is to consume all life on Earth.
Only you are life on Earth.
He's coming.
There's a devil in this world and I have met him.
This liquid never believes me as he could.
This looks like it could be pretty sick.
I'm ready.
Pretty awesome man. I'd watch that shit.
I'm fucking am but it. I'm fucking am but it.
All right, now something a little more PG.
Oh yeah, set of courses, 505 games.
This is not about your car. It isn't about your experience.
In-game footage.
It isn't about performance or power.
And it isn't about how you portray your love for driving.
because carpation is a state of mind where does the set of course a race
driven by heart in the racing world top three it leans more on the zoom side
right top two with the iRacing windshield wiper shot where's the drive
club guy the cars look like they're not connected to the roads and some of
the shots they like hover over it in shit man they're hover cars it's the
future she's our boys we gotta get this is a f***ing couple day couple day music
come on a where we going here where we going where we going here where we're
going where we jumping here I don't know maybe here our boys we're doing
Motherfucking cup of the day into motherfucking shattered skies DLC
Into
Zucosis
That is the schedule as far as I am concerned today
Let's see what the fuck is going on boom boom take it or leave it done done. That's on the menu boom boom
Where the fuck am I?
Here we go
Mouth washing question mark, bro. We literally finished it yesterday
dude
Literally finished it yesterday friend
Okay, is this thing on is the video feed coming through was there a video feed yesterday?
Why is this guy? Why did that guy say that? Hello? Hello?
Is anyone there?
Did he not see the credits roll? Why is he asking this?
All right, here we go. We gotta move. Oh pockets one o'clock. All right
online service status the hell I've never seen that before all right let me see
here continue play track change my game category done okay let's see what we got
here hmm all right the only good Ubisoft game hey yo man it's true bro the
best. I wonder if they will announce a new trackmania. What's kind of sad though
is this game is a bit boomer because this did come out on console but I don't
think this game was super successful on console. I don't I don't think it was.
They tried to defib the game a bit. This game's pretty popular but not like you
know. I mean this game's not really flashy it's not like a fly it's a
satisfying-ass game to play everything about this game is just like I still
think this has some of the best driving in terms of feeling trackmania if you
know you know that's the thing about this game this is one of those games
ass fucking virtual if you know you know one of those games what even just
happened. How long was that? That was a minute of a shoe. I mean at the same time
I mean if Cup of the Day wasn't a thing I wouldn't come back so often to the game
so the game mode is what brings me back often. I just love the concept. It keeps
it interesting like if other games adopted a similar formula where they
They were able to change up their game, but made it so it was fresh every day to load up
and compete.
I think this formula could be wicked fuckin' popular if applied to the correct game.
Yeah, like a new map every day is actually insane that thousands of people play on.
It makes it worth it.
Granted, there is a subscription for this, but isn't it free initially?
I guess that's the biggest downside to subscription, but you know, honestly that subscription money
should be going to the math authors, because the math authors make this possible.
They should get a cut.
I'm assuming they do.
I don't think the subscription is only for servers.
It's $20 a year.
I do think that's reasonable, and I'm gonna say it's reasonable because most of the people who play this shit are probably adults.
I don't think that's a pretty big expense.
I'm gonna assume a lot of the people who play this shit are some boomer-ass motherfuckers.
But, preferably no subscription obviously is the way.
More players, more incentive.
But like, let's be real here, I don't think there's a lot of kids playing this shit.
This is like a Trackmania's Pretty Niche, a PC game, way more popular in Europe.
It still has like a solid player base, but yeah.
Oh you fuck whatever, we have so much time.
This map's not bad.
Ah shit.
EU boomers don't play games.
Let me get a good start.
Alright, let's see here.
It's always weird that there are always tiptoes around money subjects.
I mean, it's a pretty sensitive topic.
It's very easy to like, rustle people, especially it in Twitch chat.
But that's just like, you know, there's resistance even if something's free.
I mean, obviously we're not talking about a fucking mobile game here that has other
practices to monetize you.
But it is, I mean, the servers cost money, so I'm gonna make the assumption that this has a subscription
Because Nadia needs to keep the lights on
And this lets them support the servers like I'll go on that. Obviously, they need to make a fucking profit as well
So that's where the cost is
Alright, hello, I'm round!
Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Yeah is the music too loud? Ah shit okay. I can do this one. I can do this one. I'm just I'm trying to full-send it
So I'm holding W the whole way
No breaks. Oh my god. I think I clipped that shit. That's it. This is a bad run
Dude, are you serious right now? What is this turn?
Whatever that run sucked ass anyways. Oh my fucking god
It's so easy to run here. Oh shit. I get the wobbles there. That was a good turn. Oh
My god, I lost speed on the drift that killed my speed. Oh
Shit, oh my god
Yikes, I
Can do better. I can do better. I
Got six minutes
That was not optimal. I am surprised people are completing the map that well
are there's just a lot of players 1688 last couple of days map was way more
way easier and I was in 1200s I bonked it oh this map is hey yay yes we got some
areas of scariness my fucking god dude that drift is so rough come on that
That turn is so hard to drift.
That turn is so difficult to drift.
I need to drift it late.
Or just like, slow down.
Oh my fucking god dude.
This is gonna be a fast GG.
Today is a fast GG.
I'm impressed!
There's either a shit ton of players today, or I'm just exceptionally shit at this map.
Cuz I can't even beat my ghost
And I thought that was a pretty good run. Oh my fucking god. Yep. Are you fucking are you serious?
Okay, but these players are rivet how the fuck is the dude 1685 on this map
What the hell is going on bro?
What the hell is going on this map is tough?
This is a tough ass map. Dude
Scrappy's number one
That's crazy. Yeah, this is that this is a difficult fucking map dude
Life lesson bro life lesson I tried rock a I tried finding the keys
That was a that was a tough walk to break. There's nothing hard about this map
Okay, bitch. I will ban you until you send me proof that you were number one in the world
In terms of time on this map. Alright, and that will be your receipt should be let back into the gates of chat
Hey motherfucker, it is time to stand by your goddamn text
Let's move here. What the hell are they typing in the chat? What is that? What did you order for lunch?
I got I got mediterranean food. I got it. I got a shawarma plate again
What can I say man? I'm addicted at the end of the day. It's chicken and rice
You can't go wrong with chicken and rice, bro. It's fucking chicken and rice, bro, for lunch
It's like eating fuck it's like eating a turkey sandwich for lunch. It's just like it's easy to eat
Oven, it's just that you can withstand the spice. Oh my god!
That was a new book! It's fine. It's fine. That was new. This ain't it. This ain't it
What spice the old Mediterranean food is so bland? Well, this is like a
This is a Schwarm- I'm pretty sure Schwarm is Lebanese.
So, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about actually. What are you talking about dude?
The flavor of whatever they marinate, the chicken and the uh, steak in, or the beef in.
Whatever spice combo they use.
If you don't mind eating that.
I gotta pay- I gotta pay a fucking attention here, okay? That was the filler round.
We're still here bro. We're still here, chill.
We're still here.
We're still here.
How we doing man? How we doing? 48 seconds?
Do we have any smurf bitches in this lobby? I don't think so.
I don't think so.
48 seconds is doable.
We survived the unplugged monitor division.
That is the question. It's not looking good.
Oh my god, bro. The wobbles I get there.
I feel like I'm gonna fucking hit both walls.
I have to slow down.
What's up, bruh? What's up, bruh?
We're still here? Of course in the 1700s there's multiple American flags. Goddammit guys.
Imagine being European, being in this love of the division. Yikes!
You motherfuckers are expected to be in the top 10, bruh what the fuck?
Everybody knows we suck ass. Everybody expects you not to suck ass.
What happened with you bro?
What up bro?
What up bro?
Shave that.
Keep shaving.
Keep shaving.
Interesting.
Here we go.
That was a good round right there.
That was a great round.
Ooh that guy's...
Ooh that's a sick looking car.
You know like a design on it.
It was matte.
There's that dude in the Porsche world who like
designs...
Porsche bodies or some shit like that.
Freehand, forgot the guy's name.
All my fucking god, Gigi.
Shit, okay.
We'll take that.
Oh yeah, Akira Nakai.
We'll take that right there. We'll take that.
That was kind of scary.
Here we go, here we go.
Oh my god, I just barely made it.
Fuck that turn up.
So bad, I just had to slam on the brakes.
We'll take that right there. We'll take that, boys.
We're in this.
I just have one goal, okay?
I got two months, all right?
October's here?
All right
October October is showing up tomorrow. We got three months in the year
That's three months to get one cup when under my belt. It's doable. Come on
Tap it again. I'm so inconsistent on this map. All right. We made it in
I hit so much shit on my way there
Yikes
Just gotta keep moving. I haven't had one this year. I've won like four to five cup of the years a couple of the days
I don't think I've won one this year, but I also randomly came back to this game. I've been on hiatus on the game
I think this is my first time back this year. Is it not?
I leave this game sometimes
Unless I played in January. We got a cl- I can't beat that cluster. That was actually a good run
I was holding W for like 95%
That's gonna hurt for the next 40 seconds
Let me relieve your guys's eyes. He's lagging out
Let me absorb the pain. I'm scared. Paid a couple people off in the process.
Everybody here is here as a player who loaded up. Ain't nobody being paid.
Oh my god! I have to slow down so hard there.
Damn, that was weird, dude. Everyone was slow as shit. That was a terrible run.
33 Immortals, Beta, I know.
I'm waiting for the game to come out. I played this shit out of the Beta.
I'm assuming there's not a lot of content added, so I'd rather wait for release now
I have other things out that are worth playing
Just because I bet the content is gonna be basically what we already played in the past
That Raven's watch game was really good yesterday
GG
What the fuck is this? Why does this spawn you backwards? What?
What?
Wobbles the whole
Prequels qualities into this shit at the wobbles on that turn
Eventually I was gonna die. Are you kidding me motherfucker? You've never experienced the loss before
What do you mean? Are you kidding me? No, no one's kidding you map
The first time he's lost in life
Yes, fucker
That just happened. We just won that shit. Let me just curse this guy real quick
And then we're gonna hold we're gonna go over to some Starfield
Friday I'm playing until dawn remake so we're not gonna be doing cup
Tomorrow I think we can do cup cuz tomorrow I'm gonna play Zuccosis
Unless I beat it today
I'll be cursed this guy Habaloo
You're done here dude. You're done here. You're done here, bro
Bonk in the next two checkpoints
There it is there it is
Get him out of here. I know I know I used all my mana
That was all my mana
Okay, I can put a little curse on this guy on this guy right here
The loss of my mana first on this dude
It might work. I'm not sure you might have a fatal bomb. I don't think he's good. I think he's good
The spell can be a little laggy. There's fucking latency in witchcraft. All right asshole
Yubi whatever happens to your company bro okay spare it spare data oh spare
them I know I know track media doesn't make assassins free sales I know just
spare them okay it's a small community but maybe what if the investors are now
looking at there they're looking at the portfolio not alike what the fuck is
What is this?
What else do we have?
What other games?
Sir, we have this one game.
What is this shit?
Truck? What?
What do you mean?
Sir, this has been our game for a long time.
I know it usually shows up in the miscellaneous section in profits. They don't make a lot.
What the fuck?
Can we make a sausage treat truck radio?
I don't know sir we have to we have to look at the animus. I don't know if fco can travel there
GG, bro. GG
Try man. You try. It's got lag in his name. Oof controller out of battery
He got hit with the fucking fatal bonk in the beginning, but he can clutch. Oh, no
I got this guy. Oh my god. No way. I'm gonna be DNF
You're kidding. You're kidding
what the hell just happened what the hell bro you just got a free ride you
lucky fuck all right now I'm cursing the shit out of you okay up a little bitch
alright you're out of here that was some bullshit nah you're out of here bro
next round it's over next round it's over dude not wasted man actually you
know what he was gonna naturally bonk so it was like a waste of mana he's
He's out here. He's out here.
Your story's up, man.
Get ready.
Fatality ink.
Oh!
Oh!
Yo, he can still clutch up here.
Oh my!
Oh my!
Nah, nah, he's gonna fuck up the U-turn.
He's gonna, he's gonna get ready and...
Motherfucker.
Dude, this guy's so lucky.
No way.
No fucking way dude.
Fucking bullshit man.
Two times. Those were rounds given to the guy.
If they took Assassin's Creed
and you finally play Modern Day
and you're a Modern Day hitman
you finally avenged all your assassins.
I guess that's what Watch Dogs is, huh?
Your ancestors.
Yeah, I guess that's what Watch Dogs is, huh?
Not really.
True, then it's just gonna be compared to Hitman.
Man, okay, this isn't you're done here. You're done. Yeah, that's a fatal. That's that's a fatality
Unless this dude somehow
Yeah, you're done. You're done
But it you just skated past those rounds you're revisiting a hawk. Is that that met game?
Dude, Meryl, how how are you here? We're doing that. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry, man
I wish you one dude. I wanted you to win flags. Whoa
Oh, we got a European final here always is you smoke
Who's winning right now Italy might get knocked out here?
No, nice try Ukraine. That was close
That was a climbing he was a second now
less than a second you tried
Italy averse Germany here at the grand finals of the Cup of the day 9 30 24 headed into the October
extreme has a cool car
He's got the whole of the holographic design here you smoke going in
He's flying through it. He's fucking flying
He's got a black money
Actually first right behind him both taking a left turn into a drift right
both clearing the drift
Nick and Nick
We're going into a while that you turn here. Oh, I think we just had a bonk by Italy
Oh, and he tried cutting the corner and I think that confirms Germany wins
That confirmed it right there oof off the track
GG
You know I put the hell I
Get a weirdo. No was he gonna do man?
Buddy he left he fucking left dude took his jacket and peaced out dude left
Just another Monday
I don't know what that meant. I shouldn't just say stuff like that without knowing what it means
chat we are jumping in
To
Into some Starfield here
Let's see what we got going on here. I have not played this game
Since I beat the game at launch. I have not revisited since
Chat panel down below if you guys want to learn more about this
This DLC came out today. Let's see what we got going on here. I haven't played this game since launch after beating it, but today is the day the DLC did come out.
So we're going to be checking it out here. Thank you, Bethesda, for sponsoring this next segment here. Let's see what we got going on.
I think I literally left as soon as I beat the game. That's what I remember. I think they said I was special and then I went to sleep because there was a lot of stress what they told me.
they told me I didn't want I didn't want I didn't want to be special you know but
at the end of the game they're like you're special and I was like bro I
don't want to be I just want to chill on my shit all right let's see what we guy
here lol said he wouldn't be back money talks first of all bitch okay if I was
I was gonna...
True? That's not true. What do you mean, bro?
Chat, I got a quest from Bethesda and I am completing it now, okay?
What do you mean there's nothing to be exposed to? Bro, chat, why are you acting like I'm the only one who fucking works here?
Why acting like the only one I hold who takes sponsors here?
Why are you guys acting like this is an anomaly?
This isn't a fucking anomaly.
Bethesda hit me up, and they wanted me to check out a DLC.
And here we are, checking it out.
Let's see what we got here.
FSR3, we have BLSS, of course.
Nvidia, sure. I'll leave the sharpening words at right now.
Let's see.
Okay.
How do you... I think I do have it.
Let me just see if I have the DLC installed here.
I need to see if there's a check mark.
Okay, yes, we're good.
Alright, let's see what we have here. Continue.
Okay, so I played this...
What? It's been a year?
Wasshaki wasshaki.
Wait, someone said you have to be level 35 to play the DLC.
Damn, this game came out a year ago.
A little more than a year ago.
Well, there you go.
I wonder what was going on when I decided to stop let me just see here
Hold on my chat just disappeared. All right
Hold on everybody relax. Let me remember how to play this
Level 26 health. I should be able to heal. I should have like food or aid
Nice
Okay, let me reset this. I have no ammo in this. I
I only- I think I sold everything in my inventory.
Cause I'm very lightweight right now.
Or everything's in my shit.
One or the other.
I don't remember.
Uh, okay.
I have a certification.
I have eight skill points that I'm going to put into ballistics.
I have a laser weapon.
Oh yeah, there's ranks.
2 is locked. Oh with this you have to kill 20 people with the upgrade to unlock the next upgrade.
Oh I see okay heal 500 damage. Okay I forgot how the upgrading system works in this game but now I
remember. Carrying capacity build. Sprint for 2500 meters. I see there's a lot of things that are
shiny that I can upgrade here. Commerce. A lot of these I gotta do the quest for
pistol damage, shotgun damage, grab jump. I'm not really sure what direction to go
here. Boost pads, ship's top speed. Oh this is all ship stuff. Oh I can do
anything. Okay let's go combat then. Oh no these are locked. Okay so tier 3 is
I probably have to unlock these. I'm not really sure
What's a full point since it just yet?
One other thing my sensitivity is three million
and a half
Aim sense let's go down to like 29
Okay, I may lay this guy. Oh
My god, I'm almost dead. Wait. Is this them? Oh my god. Is this the mining resource? Is that what that is? I
I thought that was a weapon. I thought that guy was high level. That's the mining laser
I'm leaving
Can I turn the FOV up?
Pretty sure I can
Gonna swore you could
If not, whatever, I swear you could no you can't mind that
If I remember when I was playing this game as soon as I beat the game
I went to one of the side planets to see some of the new things that unlocked and that's when I ended
Let me see if I can go back to my ship. Oh, yeah, okay my ship. Can I you cannot fast travel during combat?
Yeah, let me go back to my ship and then I mean if I have to be level 35
to
Do the expansion I wonder what the fastest way to level up is oh you can change it through a console command
oh accessibility has up of you oh nice turn it all the way up oh that's a what
vehicle camera oh nice I didn't know that was a thing hmm alright can I pass
travel my ship travel okay yeah I wonder what the fastest way to level is oh
yeah I remember I got this ship this is the ship you get once you beat the
game I think yeah I was like the alien ship yeah I'm actually wondering did I
new game plus I don't think I did I think I was going to but I didn't oh damn
this ship looks kind of nice man I think you did now you can't see your feet in
this game hmm so apparently the recommended level for the DLC is 35 so I
can access the DLC I just need to see how you access the DLC I'm gonna go
Go ahead and assume it's either a quest they give you, a mission that pops up, um, or, yeah
I remember these are the, these are the end game missions, aren't they?
Yeah I remember those ones, um, I should check.
Maybe however we're on, you have to complete one small step first, edit all this.
It says it's completed.
You'll get a transmission after you jump and it starts the DLC.
Okay, so I just need to jump somewhere. All right, let me do that.
Yeah, no, 35 is the recommended level.
So I am like nine levels behind, but I might be able to do this fine.
Back to system, or I'm going to get owned by the mobs.
All right, now I need to figure out how to jump. I'm going to zoom out and...
And where was the main city?
Is this the main city here?
Bindi?
Bindi mining?
What does spacebar do?
What did you see with spacebar?
Stellas?
What was the main place here?
Trident luxury lines star yard.
Maybe it's in a different area.
Alpha Centauri sounds familiar.
Isn't Amp- I think Alpha Centauri is where the main city was.
Let me see.
I think that's also the city icon.
Grissom...
Jemisin, I'm not sure.
Yeah, I'm not really sure. What if I go to the Eye?
How many credits do I have?
I see that anywhere.
Level 26.
I actually don't have anything. Go for it.
Missions, Skills, Power, Star Map, Ship Inventory... Inventory does... Oh, there's my credits.
I have 13,000 credits. And then I can customize my ship as well.
Alright, so I should... So I should get something that tells me about the DLC mission.
Unless I land first. You have to jump to an unknown system and it will pop up.
Let me see here. Oh level 55. It tells you the levels
Jemisin is the main city
So all these are artifact bait. Let me uh
Let me see here. Hold up. Let me first. Yeah, let me first doc and see what happens
It was that little space station thingy. It's not hard to tell if that's like in my area or not
It's just like a bunch of circles everywhere a bunch of hexes. It all looks like dockable areas
Apparently I went right by one of the areas dockable. Oh true. Okay new Atlantis
Jemisin the Lodge. Oh, that's actually what I was looking for. So I'm here. Nice
Okay, yeah, this is the main city in the game
You go to my journal. How do I get to my journal here? Let me unmark everything
missions
Show on map. Nope. That's not the button
missions
and I
Remove these power from beyond main among the stars. Yeah, can I unmark this mission so they're not all over the place?
Show all targets show only active targets. I don't think you can
The trackers alliance
I'm glad I finally caught up with you
I'm from the trackers alliance and we have a proposal for you. I don't think this is it
This is for the tracker's faction. This is not the DLC. Excuse me. Excuse you lady, I'm trying to find some stuff here.
Yeah, I might go back into space. Oh, you actually click it and it unmarks it. Yeah, the tracker alliance. Any more temples, artifacts?
Let me see, where do I find the DLC here?
Um...
You need to go to an unexplored place and get a distress signal.
Any unexplored place will do it.
Alright, let me back out here.
Let me see if I can go to, like, a...
All of these are higher levels.
Like what if I just go to a random planet without anything on it?
Like I'll go to Lunara.
Let's see what happens.
Oh wait, is this it?
Oh shit, this is it?
There it is. Okay, I have to just jump again in order to activate it.
So you jump out and then jump into another area.
Oh yeah, how do I access the-
Uh, okay ma'am, uh, hello?
Well who said that?
A month power from beyond? What remains?
the dlc investigate the star station oh yes recommended level 50 35 i found a star station
called the oracle admitting a warning signal to help people to stay away if i want to find out
what transpired there i had no choice but to board respond right in front of it i'm gonna
attempt to dock sorry it's been a while i've been on vacation okay that did not work set landing
target there's no landing target bro how do you do this bro tab didn't do shit do not
board okay yeah baby i'm too close i'm gonna not listen and board i'm backing out i'm backing
out oh there it is there it is okay no you have to hit e and then r there you go docked on
damn that was difficult bro all i have is a mining laser i hopefully i can find a gun in here
i think when i i finished the game i deleted my whole inventory i just kept the mining laser
to see how much credit I had accumulated.
Okay, we're actually in the DLC area now.
So let me start getting some stuff here.
Yeah, the Starborn spacesuit is when you get once you are done.
I do need more ammo for this, so hopefully I get some stuff.
Oh my God, I forgot how I looked, dude.
Oh shit, this armor looks nice.
Damn, dude.
Wait, it didn't update my look.
Oh wait, is this like a spacesuit?
Oh wait, I think this is apparel. Like this is what I would wear chilling. I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, you're hiding your space suit unless I can enable it and allow me to see more.
Honestly, all loot is fair game.
No pad. I wonder what's worth looting here. Maybe I'll find some ammo.
Because there's definitely going to be some battle going to take place here.
here. No ammo at all. Chat, we are now officially starting the Starfield DLC here. This came
out today. Shattered space. Two new planets. A couple of other things that we are trying
to figure out right now. Alright, let me keep going here. I gotta see who is transmitting
that signal. Panel down below, X-Meshpoint Starfield as well. If I remember, I can
quick um okay i can favor it like your typical Bethesda game so i'll make it so i press four to heal
i need a lot of those i will say graphically this game looks better than i remember
but i don't know if they've like added more things i cannot give up i mean the game has
definitely gotten a lot of patches obviously it's been a year the optimal i mean i'm maxed out
Optimization seems better, but they have frame generation in so I don't remember if that was the thing at launch
I do remember some optimization issues at launch, but now I'm like maxed out
Chilling yeah, I hope there's not a battle up ahead because I have a I'm gonna just have to mind them to death
Am I interrupting
Oh
What are you got what is happening right now? Oh
Shit, oh shit. Oh
No, oh
now
Do I like do I do a lot of damage with melee? Oh, no
Buddy you have a gun
Impact driver might throw that at her. You see there might be ammo around here unlock novice. Oh
Oh I need lockpicks. Ah shit. What's in your picnic basket? This actually does damage.
Okay hold on. I did it too damage to the higher level. I can win this. I can win this.
Do you have a pit? What do we have here? Oh shit. Let's favorite this to three. Oh
shit.
I can feel a presence. This should be the last. Is somebody's barrel?
What up, man? I'm right here, dude. I just killed your colleague.
My mind turns against me. I must return to engineering and make one last attempt to restore the power.
I wonder if I can shut the crosshair off. I feel like the crosshair is like immersion breaking.
I mean, it's actually a way to do it. Oh, the third person maxed out FOV is actually a nice FOV here.
Yeah, this game looks way better than I remember. I guess they polished it a decent amount
since release. Did I miss something?
If I miss an objective, I just kind of talk to the guy in left.
Optional find, Syrac's logs find the engineering bay control.
Syrac mentioned a nature surf heart to the Oracle station.
I shall find the engineering bay and see what needs to be done.
Now let's see here.
Yeah, I keep getting confused by this dot that brings me back to my base.
I keep looking at that.
Five concussions.
All right, let's see what we got here.
Completely passed right by this shutter.
Oh, there we go.
Can't pick that up.
Does it have ammo?
Ooh, I need those.
Credits?
Yoink?
Is this like...
Alien Goop?
I wonder if Quick Save...
Let me bind Quick Save to...
Good old mouse forward, the best Quick Save button to ever exist.
Holy...
If I could bind Quick Save to left click, I would.
I have a feeling I missed it.
Yeah, I would.
I know F5 is default, but that's...
We need something closer.
I feel like I may have missed it once again.
Come on man.
Come on.
Chat, where was it?
Got it.
Nice.
Wait, there's a conflict.
Exit anyways.
What is mouse for?
I see mouse three.
Why is there a conflict?
Fire weapon.
Oh.
Are you serious right now?
How do I...
Okay, you can delete this binding.
There we go.
Okay, we're good. That's what I'm talking about. That's why I did that.
Exactly. Aren't we all glad I did that? Okay, we're good now.
You guys are actually, these guys hurt. No more heals.
Bro chill bro. I'm getting used to shooting here in zero gravity.
Gotta like hold control so you're stationary to the ground.
This time, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Let me see if I can loot anything before I fight.
Maybe some more meds.
Oh, this is the log he wanted me to pick up.
Vortex Phantoms?
Oh, shit.
We got some nice things now.
I'm being attacked by Vortex dudes right now.
Alright, let me, uh, bind these to something nice here.
Let me favorite this to two, because I don't have a shotgun anymore.
Now, we have some mines and a shrapnel grenade that I will bind for six.
Alright, let's see how these guns are.
My first beam is still the best.
I don't know about that.
This is a battle right now, but I got no meds.
I think that's one of their moves.
Where they teleport me?
Oh, there's three of them.
This is tough.
They do a lot of damage.
I use my starborn skills.
I have the controls.
How do I use my star born skills?
Z. Okay, apparently I'm not a starboard.
Z didn't do anything. Oh, no, I quick saved. You have to equip it. How do I equip it? I'm not sure.
45. Oh, I can favorite this. Okay, so I can favorite this to 4.
45. Total power 60. All right, let me see here. Hitting 4 and nothing is happening. Oh, you have to activate it.
Whoops. Oh, yeah, yeah, you have to click it first bullets are make no sense
Me as I slow down time. What is this? Why why did you take away my quick load?
What is going on here? Did I save this long ago? What happened to the quick save? I have no idea
Sure have to do it from this menu. I wonder why it's just got rid of that inventory
I have shotgun ammo now. Let me try this pistol out
This pistol is better damage. It should only take 20 attempts.
Oh man, it's an RPG and it has a lot of systems. I mean it's gonna take a little bit to remember how to play the game again.
These games are decently sophisticated and you know, you gotta kinda remember how to drive the car.
Since this game came out, I think I've played probably like 200 other games.
All doing things with different key vines and different rhythms.
I'm surprised that's something I have to explain to a bunch of gamers.
Kind of weird.
Let's see what we have here. I did find an ID card for the lock.
Let's go back. Maybe it will mark where the lock is.
There's also a bunch of levels here. I'm seeing if there's anything worthy of looting.
Yeah, did those guys turn into corpses to loot? They're like phantoms and then just kind of disappeared.
unless they fell down. Just go check. Just double check if it does anything.
That guy never saved. Oh, there we go. Yeah, I needed to update the objective. So now we
know where to go. Oh, this is another one of his logs.
Oh, let me see what's around here. I gotta keep looting. I literally sold everything, so
I am a fresh inventory looking for medkits and everything in areas around missions before
I have to inevitably fight again, but there's no gear around here
Seems like
Yeah, there's nothing much to loot
I'll just shoot at me. Looks like there could maybe be meds here. It is the kitchen
It's over. I just spawned in!
I hit Z, it like shoots a bullet. That was actually a horrible time to use that. Are you kidding dude?
God aim. Yeah, what difficulty is this game at right now? Hold up. Oh, it's on hard. We're gonna play on normal
Until we get some better gear for the sake of seeing what's next and not dying 50 times
Even though even on normal, I'm in one tap range. Let's get some food so I can eat the last death. Oh
Wait space glass doesn't break. I can't lose the meds in there
Of course, they didn't need a glass dev, obviously.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure when you're in the Zero Grabs area, the best way to shoot is holding
controls because you're more stable.
Because the combat's very wiggly.
Help me, I quick-saved right on death.
Oh no, they all- okay, I can't even- no, maybe he'll stop.
I can't even move my mouse.
Did I quick-saved?
Oh yeah, we're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're chillin.
We're chillin.
That was not a bug.
That was playing.
That was user error.
Once again, I ask, you guys not what,
that's an obvious RPG video game thing that happens.
You guys are quick-saved and died.
This is what I'm talking about.
Do you guys actually, what audience is this?
Ah, health!
You're telling me you've never played an RPG
and saved and died?
As in you had, like, the worst?
Save oh this doesn't keep this doesn't save your key bind
So if you run out of med kits and you have your med kits bound to four you have to rebind
Unless there's a dedicated button for it. Yes, it does you rebound over it. Oh, did I okay? Never mind that. Oh
Wait, it was for wasn't it? See user error
It's like I can go through there
That blue dot is a lie. That's how you exit this and go back to your ship
seems like the star pistol does more damage than the
default pistol here
other did you pick
We have here
365 value. Oh, whoa
That lighter was worth
700 now let's go down here
All right, so the way this DLC started is we had a distress signal and then some sort of ship appear in front of us
And they said do not board
But we did not heed their warning and we boarded and we met two weird phantoms
Oh, what are we doing right now again?
What is the mission?
What is the keybind for?
Going into your journal because it's not Jay
You have to tab and go into missions
Find Starks logs find an engineering bay access card are these am I missing or is there a built-in?
It's an RPG and I have the talent
Yeah, that's exactly what it is
Yeah, it's an RPG for a name. It's built-in missing. All right, so this is the way, huh?
Immobilizer full ball. Nice. All right, we're in the vent system
Bro these guys just warp in
That guy just came from the future.
Bro, he just showed up?
I died because I just looted that.
How do you get melee in this game?
I just got a sword.
Did I not just get a sword?
Star shard?
Knife?
Yeah, you can.
I'm going to stick with what I have.
I think we're in the shower here.
What do we have here?
24 and the lounge.
Not again.
This star power is saving my life.
Just press it every time to gain any advantage. Thank you. That looks like a medkit. Oh trauma pack
Yeah, it would be nice if I could like bind all my meds to one button
You know it'd be nice if I could do that. What is that? Or is there a way to do that? Oh my god, basically full HP
Yes, so much better
Good stuff
Bench I can sit on all right. There's no path forward here. This is a dead end
I saw there was some stairs going up. There's another trauma pack on the ground. Was there?
Yeah, did I?
Okay, so it's not all the time
They spawn in. Oh there it is. There it is. You got it
Save. I'm gonna say if it's over a hundred value looted
Yeah, if it's over a hundred looted
Oh god, how does this work again? I kind of remember not really
don't you choose out of all of these and then you have to get through all the
layers yeah that's how you do it that's yep yep yep yep yep yep yep and if I
remember not all of them are gonna fit in every hole so you do the majority
don't you because not all these will work so it might just be like a just
Blooming it's correct or was blue a hint or something? I can't tell if I'm doing this right
Okay, wait blue is correct. Oh, so blue is correct
It tells you what's the catch here?
Wait, I think I found the catch
Wait, I think I think I found it
So I think it tells you which ones but then you have to use the right ones correctly
I'm pretty sure so
So you have to free line it up. So
Oh god, wait, wait, wait, wait. Am I using three here? I don't know if I'm using three here. I'm pretty sure I'm not using three.
I thought I had to use all three. Oh my god, it was worth it. It was worth it! It was worth it! Oh my god! Damn! Upgrades!
Very nice. Ooh, very nice.
Worth hacking. Good thing I had a DigiPig. Alright, 14 meters.
Yeah, I think maybe finding ammo for this is gonna be the most difficult part of the game or using this item
Unless I can like craft it or something
Are we have the engineering bay card now? Oh, I have no more digipicks. Damn. There might be some around the room
If that's what it was in one crate coming. Oh damn
Got some weapons. So I had two digipicks weird. I
I wouldn't be surprised if there's one near a lock that you can stumble upon and I always come back
Sometimes they're floating around
What up, can be one around here. Well, good thing is we can test this weapon
How we doing here? Oh that pushes me back a lot of acceleration there, but that guy just went
I just shot him and he like exploded. I keep missing with this. Oh
Oh, the goat cheese doesn't give you anything for HP.
We're gonna eat as fast as possible.
We're gonna stick with this pistol.
This is literally the best pistol I have, right?
The best gun I have, right?
This gun is insane.
Absolutely ridiculous.
Shotgun probably better when you're more on the planet.
We got gravity.
Damn, I really wanna unlock that before I go.
I'd have to get a Digi-Pick and then come back, which I probably won't end up
doing.
So if I can just like stumble upon one
That would be phenomenal
Get all this come back. I never looted over here
Lockers usually have digi-picks. Oh, yeah, there's nothing here. Quickly go do this. There were- maybe some lockers here
Across this section. There we go
Max is granted. We got a corpse lab outfit. How do I look?
My guy is fucking beautiful. I forgot how beautiful he was
Damn brah. Do we have a new helmet? We don't need the helmet. Can I hide it in space? Hide
helmet in breathable areas. Oh, we got that gold drip. Sheesh. I just pressed four for
my med pack and it did not work. I thought it was favorited. Oh, because it's five.
I'm like a pega. Med pack. Hey, we need DigiPix boys. DigiPix. I don't see any
floating around. All right it's all good. Station is utilizing emergency power.
Safety protocol enacted due to a power surge. The secondary power cell has been
ejected to prevent catastrophic failure. The secondary power cell must be reconnected.
Reconnect. Secondary power cell will be reconnected. Please ensure all personnel
are clear of the conduit area. There we go.
control room, if I can... No! We are coming!
Oh, I swear that guy just... I just looted some pancakes.
Dude was gonna warp in, kill me, and then go eat his pancakes.
That's messed up. That's messed up, bro.
My credits now. What do we get going on here?
More credits, good stuff.
We gotta get in there, a couple of different places.
Oh, his last data log.
Both incidents locked. I am one of the few remaining unaffected crew on the vertical.
Lockers, oh wait no. We can set this at the moment where we think that's a threat.
I forgot you could press F to see what's lootable and stuff, but I prefer not having a big overlay over the screen.
But I see the use for it, especially when I'm looking for a small digit pick.
Oh
Definitely grab it is offline. That's just having cumbers. Oh one second chat. Let me just do this one quick
career flash line
And then I just use that at the most clutch time
Like how that works
Bro, there's got to be a digi-pick in this there's circuit boards that don't sell for a lot
Here it that's lunch for later. Nice
Grape's more lunch and I don't say anything else. More grapes, still good.
I'll throw the trash. Oh shit. No digi-picks. Let me see here. Turn on the gravity controls.
3 2
You know, I know we're sponsored right now, but like this game is definitely
Better than I remember. Oh, you can shut the crosshair off
At least like it runs and looks way better than I recall
But I mean, you know you have to obviously enjoy an RPGs formula like this as well as your typical Bethesda formula. Oh
Wait. Oh my god. We have okay. I actually preferred no gravity because I was just floating around
I gotta be careful
Oh God. Running while encumbered will quickly drain your oxygen.
Yeah, I definitely have a lot of stuff on me.
Reconnect secondary. Confirm.
That's at the operations center.
Yeah, I've never been a fan of encumbering.
Encumberment is very annoying, especially in a game where you loot so much, I've never liked the mechanic.
Wait, because I'm encumbered, my CO2 goes up so fast.
Even when I'm just walking it flies down.
I actually do remember when I played this game on launch,
I did use the console command to make it so I had unlimited inventory space,
and it really helped the blow of the game.
Because I never had to be like,
oh, I have to pit stop and go install all my stuff.
Oh, my gameplay-
Now I'm slowed down, because it felt like an inconvenience.
I felt like I made it so much better.
Piece of shit!
Now I can use my shotgun!
I was waiting for a moment to use this.
After all that, this guy shoots me.
No crosser made it so you can focus now on the game over a massive crosser in the middle of the screen.
Oh yeah, we got a new gun too.
A bunch of stuff, a bunch of stuff here.
I'm gonna steal his favorite cup.
He doesn't need it anymore.
What did I just loot?
This is already favorited.
Oh, this is...
Ohhhh...
What do we have here?
Star Storm.
Whoa, what is this?
Find that the six. I bound that by accident
And nice meal after killing all those people
And this came with a shit ton of ammo. Oh damn found the best gun. What the hell?
Worth initiate mainframe reboot. There's more damage lower HP you have. Oh wait
Don't tell me I actually have to wait here. That's insane. Wait, can I leave?
Oh, I thought I had to wait! I was gonna say! I thought it was like, immersive.
Uh, I got it.
Uh-oh.
Wait!
My shit!
Oh wait, we're docked.
That's all good, we're docked.
Jump completed. Station lock down released. Initiating data transfer.
Uh, okay, I think we actually just passed the gates and now we're like...
Incoming transmission.
This is DOSRA quality Oracle Station. We've received your transmission. Your orders are to send a representative down here immediately. It appears we have much to discuss.
So this was this was all the intro to the DLC. We are now in
The nooks and cranny of the DLC here chat panel down below x-men point starfield last one fast-match for a shark
That's the coolest person today. This is the new DLC that came out for the game drop today
Obviously the games had a bunch of patches since release. It's been a year and now the DLC is here
It is available now to try out if you feel like it
All right, so I need to leave but I also want to go and get you hacked that thing
to make chat rage at how bad I am at it, slash see what's inside.
And I just got a Digi-Pig, and I also need to sell all my stuff.
It's the best way to sell your stuff to just always go to a vendor on a planet, it's a
very faster way to do it.
This is actually going to be harder to do, because it's not, it's a little, it's,
it's, yeah, this is actually going to be a lot harder.
So I have to go all the way down there.
Use your power to have O2.
I'm trying to wonder how I get down there, unless I have to go through here, but I don't know if that leads down there.
Maybe it's not worth trying to get this.
Well, you can turn up encumbrance in settings now, really?
Oh, wait, no.
Whoa!
Carry capacity, it's built in.
You get minus AXP, so they build it into the game.
Honestly, I would take... I'm fine.
Sure.
I would take it.
I will take the XP decrease for, uh, for more flow.
I'll take it, whatever. Sure, I will sacrifice that.
So I'm wondering if I can actually get down here, because before I needed low grab to get down, maybe I just give it up and leave.
Whatever. There will be other Digilock areas.
Oh, wow, you can zoom out really far.
Wait, don't I have a jetpack?
Yeah, I thought I had a jetpack.
It's not holding space bar
Maybe I should try to get down there boost pack training you can now utilize boost packs. Oh
The suit matters. Oh, I thought this was just cosmetic. Oh, no, actually has stats on it
Okay, we're going back. All right. These guys respawn here
But he just shot and is nowhere to be seen. Let me waste my star power. I have a bit of short-term memory
I'm trying to remember how to get to that area. I think I'm going the right way though. I
Think it was past this looks familiar. I think we're here. Yes. I still haven't figured this out
Okay, I'm pretty sure cuz check just can't answer a gabam question
I'm pretty sure the way this works is the blue works on all of these
But there you have to use all of these need to still be in the correct position
So that one's there and then out of all three of these options. I just need to use
this one. So it gives me multiple blue options but only two work. Actually it gives me multiple
here as well. Worth it, I got a pistol. Worth it, I got a pistol. Worth the pistol. Where
is it? How much actually ammo do I have in this? I think the gun I have right now is
great. We can try this pistol out though. And now let me figure out how to leave
this area and I think this is the way it will just leave me right out. That
was the wrong gun. Everything else is marked. I already had that from earlier. It was the
noble light. Oh, it was this one, wasn't it? It is a gray. So it's not the greatest.
Yeah, we're gonna stick with this one. We're gonna go ahead and bind this one here. Where
is it? Yeah, this one's gonna be my two. So now I have an auto-shot, I have a
pump shotgun, and I have this one with a shit ton of ammo in it. And we're gonna
stick with this loadout. Let me get up here. I'm gonna assume I'm going the right way right now.
I have to get to the other side. Is there no way up from here? This just leads down.
All right we're gonna have to do this in steps so I can get my booster back
to the ship and we gotta go see what this guy was talking about when he just messaged me.
Having a lot of fun messing with the camera right now. Board cockpit. Oh yeah there are
lockers right there. I wonder if we're landing on this planet now. How do you zoom out like
that scroll wheel? So let me see what our objective is here. Yes, reach the city of
Dazra. So let me hit M, it might be marked, it is land. So now we're landing on the
first DLC planet. Honestly, honestly, I know it's an ad, but if you played this game
a long time ago, didn't beat it and you're in the mood for a space game, I would
I'd say this is a good time to get a comeback and see what's changed.
Hold very still and choose your words carefully.
If you're in the mood for an R&R sci-fi RPG.
You have no right to be here. You will tell me how you found this place.
I don't know, No Man's Sky, this... it depends.
No Man's Sky is really good, but like, I would play No Man's Sky, the thing is, there's no, like, objective.
It's kind of like, hey, go do whatever the hell you want.
You could argue this game at least has a formula where you can technically do whatever you want,
but you can actually follow a plot or word where no man's guy is heavy grinding.
Both are different takes on a sci-fi game. And that's not saying NMS is bad,
it's just if you want that gameplay loop in your sci-fi game.
It's literally whatever you feel like doing.
That's just the reality of it. What are you talking about? I'm afraid I've never seen a station with a grab drive. I'm afraid there was no survivor. Something clearly went wrong.
You can change the camera to third person when talking to people?
How?
disagree and I know the security in whatever small form we can grasp it is of permanent importance
but you must acknowledge the timing is curious and perhaps our guests intent should be determined
before we take further action hmm what appears accidental to humans may be veiled purpose
from the Great Serpent.
Great Serpent! Hear me?
We are here!
We have reached out to you, to seek guidance on our hour of need.
The gate from the Citadel has been opened just to see you.
Have I failed you? What is this place? Where am I?
Why do you not show yourself?
i strive only to follow your command all must serve kids do not be mean darkness i seek only
your wisdom your guidance great sir your children cry out to you will you not answer us all right
let's see here our leader anasko varun he has appeared like this over and over so many of our
people have been trapped in this state these vortex phantoms but usually they
are hostile and lash out. Manasco is different. If only we could hear his voice some weird
assurance the doll is not lost. He sounds plenty lost himself. You could hear
him. I was being sarcastic. Despite the sightings none have heard the word from
and ask her in all this time yet you claim to do not toy with me about this if you speak
truth you must prove it what did he say I wasn't really paying attention this is too important
you must remember something oh my you're putting me on the spot man um something about a gate
and a citadel and seeking the great serpent all must serve he's trying to contact a great
Serpent but something is wrong. He sounds lost
Let's go with the grid this one
One I'll must serve
Don't quote me on that like the 20% he could have said that is never out of beyond the city. Oh, he's taking it forward
You did here and ask oh you have been chosen
Okay, buddy. I think he said that thing
We have asked the Great Serpent for deliverance from our calamity, and he has answered us.
His outsider has been chosen as the most unlikely vessel for the Great Serpent's divine provenance,
and he will help save us all.
Outsider, please, there is no denying you have been sent here as a sign.
You must help us.
But there are, there are precepts that must be followed, principles that must be obeyed.
Even in these dire circumstances, we cannot turn from Jinan Varun's teachings.
You will be granted safe passage through Dha'zra and the lands beyond.
No harm will come to you on that, you have my word.
But to turn into Dha'zra, you must become part of us for real.
I have like 30 toilets in my backpack.
This is not a thing done lightly, and it cannot be taken back.
Will you commit to helping us by becoming one of the promised?
Just let me tell me where to begin.
I could never join House Varun.
Just tell me where to begin.
Excellent.
Please, come with me.
Forgive me for not introducing myself.
I am Malibor Durkhaf, a member of the High Council of House Varun.
They have been asked to represent the council in this moment.
Please, enter our city.
You have my word that you will not be harmed.
I would ask that until you have become promised to avoid the citizens of Darsra.
They are not used to outsiders.
Someone said you can make it so you can, uh, the NPCs, you can, uh, interact with them in third person.
If you tell me how to do that, just to see what it looks like, tell me where you go and do that.
I didn't see it in gameplay options.
I did not see it.
Under accessibility is...
I didn't see it.
Is it a dialogue camera?
Speaker camera.
Oh, so it's like GTA now?
So if I talk to this guy, okay. I think I prefer seeing their faces to be honest. I like the
effect.
What is the massive ship sitting above the city?
You mean, of course, the morning, a crucial part of our history.
It is the very ship that delivered Gennon Varun to this moon generations ago.
It is, in fact, the ship upon which Gennon first made contact with the Great Serpent.
I see.
I have always found it comforting to look up and see.
Its presence is a constant connection to our shared history.
a reminder of the chain of events that led to us being here today you mean of
course the morning it is in fact the ship upon which G none first made contact
with the great serpent all right bro let's keep moving
the city is in shambles the speaker is missing and here you are leading some
outsider through our sacred space
Bro, I thought you guys get a lot of visitors.
I know.
Oh!
I wonder if there's a walk button in this game.
Oh wait, there is Caps Lock.
There you go.
Now we can walk through the place.
Check out the map with M. Oh whoa.
Oh damn, they have like one little area on the planet.
So I think, oh wow, okay, that's uh, wow, their sun is very blue.
I
Saw the ship landing I knew immediately that I would be needed
indeed
This is in us at high ceil herald of discernment. She will guide you through the ritual
I need it elsewhere, but I assure you that you are in good hands
Okay, so do we have a ritual going on here? Oh
so
the great serpent
Sends you to me. There is something about you
No, hust that walk the serpent's path to enter the sacred cave
There is no turning back
I'm ready. I'm crazy ever. I love new experiences
This is a pass. You must walk my drinking free will alone
I don't care about my will. Let's go take me and emerge
anointed one of the promised I am ready
Then enter and I shall guide you along the serpents path. This is my moment
What does this entail serpents path?
Let's get in here. I think I am Bertha. Yeah, wait you at the end of the serpents path
All right, thank you, ma'am
Okay, something tells me I'm gonna have to...
I think, Grapp.
You like it?
In little tiny flames that will be snuffed out at a woman's notice.
Yoyk!
Blow out a candle, walk the serpent's path.
But she none will become the great servant of the evil.
Goddamn, this guy can sprint!
Love each other, he shares his love with those around him.
And in little way he puts an end to his life.
And they cast aside the burdens of their former lives.
And thus, House of Rune was born.
Now, you too have the chance to cast aside your burdens,
to relieve yourself of anything that holds you back.
I will do that.
First, let me just take all this to south of the vendor,
and then show someone we'll buy it and put it back here.
I feel cleansed.
People's hopes and fears and dreams were trusted for great circuit.
They made the people of fate that brought house to ruin greatness.
You may now follow in their footsteps and take that same...
Embrace the great servant.
And he will embrace you.
Is like Shy Hallud gonna show up?
The Serpent's path.
The house of the sevens were at first and is very caged.
Oh yes! I don't have enough resources. You have to collect resources to modify your guns.
forgot about that. Oh, the serpent had guns. All right, how do we do this? Oh, God. Oh,
this is gonna be brutal. Oh, brace. I need one that is like this, that's not gonna work.
into... will this one work? This one into... did I do this right? Do we have it? I don't
think we have it. Unless I do this in Tuesdays. Into a three... this one looks weird.
I think I messed up. I think we messed up here. Oh dear. How do we do this one?
You know what? I'm gonna send this one into a four. I don't know about this one either.
Unless we do this in two. Is there another two here? Oh no! Don't do this. Don't do this.
Don't do this. Are you kidding right now? I am not trolling bro! Is there a three?
There's not a three prong? Why is this one ridiculous?
You literally had it the first time. I did not have it the first time. Lies.
What if we do this and do I have a four prong?
I don't think that's gonna work here.
This one needs a four prong. And then what about a one? I'm very good at this.
Do we have two across?
Oh my god, that doesn't work. Bro!
Oh, okay.
I can't tell if I have to use a one or not.
Let me eliminate, let me eliminate,
I can eliminate these two and eliminate these two
with the, I need one like this.
Oh God.
Oh God, I'm all over the place here.
Jesus, let me, let me first run these ones.
I don't know if this is correct.
I don't think these fit.
Yeah, these ones aren't going to fit.
So I have to slot those into another section.
This is one of those things that hasn't clicked yet.
What about a three-prong?
Does a three-prong work?
Or a two?
Into...
I remember owning these.
I remember owning these when the game came out.
I just don't recall.
I don't recall the method.
Now hopefully we have an, I don't think so.
I don't think this is it.
Actually wait, it is...
This one doesn't seem, I'm pretty sure we're screwed.
Yeah.
Wait, no, we're screwed, aren't we?
Yeah, we're screwed.
How far back do I go here?
No, man, I will take out this safe.
I'm pretty sure I gotta go all the way back
because I missed one that I need.
Because none of these will match.
I need something that matches those two slots right there,
and I think it's one of the first ones.
And I reset all the way, I can.
The last two.
I'm pretty sure I gotta save some of these.
It was in the first one.
I'm gonna run this one,
and then do I have a four-slaughter?
This looks like it almost fits, but it doesn't.
Now we have this one into a one.
Shit, this is why you don't give up, okay?
You don't surrender, okay?
I have 17,000 people calling me a fucking idiot, but you know what?
I ignored it, okay, and I continued through.
I kept pushing, okay, because haters gonna hate, okay, that's what all the rappers talk
about.
Alright, they're always like, haters, blah blah blah, that's who they're talking about,
see?
They're still talking, yet we're the ones that just opened the goddamn locker.
Never give up.
Never surrender.
There you go. How bro, how do I have a dude? I've been a half HP for like the past hour
Tell me there's some medical things around here
I need to go to a city and sell everything and buy like a bunch of med kits or something
That's what needs to happen right now
But it threw me into a mission. There's a cooking station
Alien jerky. I have no nutrients to cook
But to go on to this alien planet. We don't have time to cook
Some wire? This is the cafeteria and there's no food.
Okay.
Well, bad thought, ma'am.
Just a canteen in there.
What is this? Shield container? Kind of useless, but whatever.
What else do we have? Anything good?
Notebooks.
Trash.
Nothing too crazy of value around here.
It's just all like no pads and stuff, 26 meters, oh there's another shrine, ah!
I have to meditate in poisoned water?
Did I just meditate? Okay.
So what do I have meditating?
Until that day comes, we are the voice and the hands of the great serpent.
Our only act of sacrifice to hasten his return,
Make now a sacrifice to prove your devotion and remember whether in life or in death, all must serve.
Am I shooting him? Sacrifice of the Groot.
With like a gun? I'm sorry. I have to join the cult. I have to join.
Don't tell me that was optional.
the great servant. They all feel his presence. To solidify this bond, you are presented
to the sick in church. Before you almost take a second like yours, they represent a
different aspect of out of the room's connection to the great servant. Pick the tune that
The Great Seventh comes to me, Calibur!
Am I going this way?
Place devotion, place obedience, place strength, place pres-preserve-
I have no idea.
I don't know what the order is.
Or I failed.
How did I do?
How did I do?
And so you arise, one of the promised of house, Veru.
Did you feel the great serpent working within you?
Do you feel born anew?
You know what? I kind of feel lighter. Oh my God.
Oh, what happened to me?
There's more than one way to feel born anew, trust me.
This was a waste of time.
Why not? It's an option that I take too long.
She kicked me out.
She kicked me out.
We were having a conversation. Excuse me.
What the heck? As I was.
And so you were up.
Okay.
Nothing done in service of the Great Serpent is wasted.
And if it were so beneath you, why elect to participate at every occasion?
If nothing else, consider that you have gained the trust of the people of House Varun.
That should mean something to you.
It does to them.
Your devotion and strength will bring glory to the great serpent and to House Varun.
I grant you the title of Harbinger.
All will know you.
All will trust you.
of us in the grand ship morning, jewel of the Varun fleet, the High Council awaits your
arrival. Serve them. Serve the great serpent. All must serve."
You know, I don't know, I'm not, I cannot, is there paperwork? I'm getting second thoughts
about this. I thought this was just like, huh huh, you guys are serious about this?
Well, you guys are serious. Oh, damn. I, I, I may have gotten a little too far
I might back out you are the serpent's chosen one
I just got a melee weapon
You're now one of us whoa oh damn I
Got a melee weapon
Let's try this to three. Oh
Oh, shit.
Oh, wait, you can block?
I don't think you can block bullets though, so I'm not sure how that works.
We're going to the cockpit.
I really need to get to a vendor and sell stuff.
Oh yeah, nice ship.
Did you need something?
You would speak with me.
What am I, can we talk?
Welcome, Harbinger.
What up, dude?
You stand before what remains of the High Council.
Advisors to Anasco Varun.
We are all that is left after the disaster that has befallen our people.
I represent House Dulcath, Jimal is from House Kedik, and we are joined by Lovak of House
Vitaal.
We are all of us hopeful that your arrival in Dazra and your clear connection to Anasco
Varun for the first time in weeks represent some semblance of hope.
I don't have a connection to Anasco Varun or anyone here.
Someone needs to start explaining what's going on.
I understand. Until you were one of us, we could not trust you.
It means Malibu. I can't wait to see how you spend this.
Please, can we just for a moment?
Can we just for a moment what?
Discussed whether or not to allow the first convert to House Barun since before any of us were born?
It laid on bad, it seems.
Let me join the house.
I got the kid and the parents are talking about me.
We were never consulted on the matter and do not know the full motive.
The point is that the series of experiments have taken place over the years, utilizing
grav drive technology to hopefully make direct contact with the Great Southern, similar to
Genan Varun's initial meeting. And then something went wrong. We do not know what happened.
We were not inside the scaled citadel at the time. Had we been, we wouldn't be standing
here now. We'd be like the rest of them."
A great tide of energy emanated from the scaled Citadel and swept across Dostra. Much was
destroyed in its way. The Roscaith and the Blast have been left in a state of confusion,
trapped halfway between our universe and the Vortex. The Citadel itself remains
in such a state right there and yet beyond our reach you can only assume that the experiment
is still running somehow preventing us from entering the citadel we cannot get in so we
cannot stop it we we're beginning to lose hope before you arrived damn you are putting
a lot of fate into me here tell me how I fit into this your arrival and your
interaction with an asco shows that he can still be saved plan had been
devised to access the Citadel but the work stall clearly it is time to move
forward with it current head of our science team at this should be in gene
Alright, you want me to go talk to your engineer guy?
Yes?
Did you require something?
Alright, let's go talk to this guy.
Wait, he wants me to go back downstairs?
Oh, Dazsiris?
Okay, now I'm going into Dazsiris city here.
Okay.
Do you know the scientists out at the Monty station?
The Old Mary couple?
I wonder if the vendor is marked in the city.
Oh, that's a good one.
You want to buy stuff?
Yeah.
Do we have a vendor in the city?
I have to sell things.
We've got a big, uh, oh, thing in the middle there, surrounded.
Herald's rest.
Maybe one of these places.
Oh, this is a home.
Oh, yeah.
Oh yeah, a nice home, dude!
I could steal some stuff, but I've done that before and it was not a good idea.
Yeah, it was not the greatest idea.
Looks like no one's home.
They don't even have a safe in here.
Pretty basic home.
Chagsmash point, Starfield. The panel down below if you guys want to check out this.
This is Starfield's expansion that just came out, shattered in space.
Check it out, we found the bar.
Some closer to lift your spear. This is what I have.
Ma'am, I need to sell things. Sell from Starborn Guardian.
Sell... Do you sell your miscellaneous in this game? Can I sell all my trash?
Um, can I sell all trash?
Oh, you have to mark everything, don't you, and then sell it.
I think you sell your miscellaneous.
Yeah, miscellaneous bad.
All right, I think we're good now.
I have so much mass now, so we're chilling.
Thank you, man.
I have a way lighter.
One other thing here.
I need to go to missions, and it said, um, talk to Ekris.
All right, we gotta talk to Ekris, which is here.
I keep getting debated by some of these hexes.
All right, is this Ekris here?
Ah, yes. Hello there.
Yep, what happened? What happened?
Look who it is.
You have made quite a stir and given the state of things.
That is a singular accomplishment.
To what do I owe the honor, Harbinger?
Malibor says work on the morning device must proceed.
Did he now?
Hmm, now, magnanimous.
But approval is approval, and I will gladly take it.
I will spare you much of the technical detail, as I confess that pieces of it I barely understand
myself.
One cannot help but notice the energy field around the scaled Citadel.
Until we can get through it, we cannot shut down the experiment inside, and it has
proved quite impossible.
had the beginnings of a plan to build a makeshift contraption to redirect
grab-drive energy to see if we could penetrate the barrier but the project
came to a halt politics got in the way
every one of the houses needs to contribute and everyone realized they
could potentially use it for leverage what should have been the
cooperative effort turned contentious easy decisions became negotiations
what do you want me to do bro construction never began we have sat here
staring at this disaster as supplies pile up for well over a week now serpent
help us it is infuriating no use complaining time to move forward indeed
all must serve I believe I've done enough complaining for now time to get
to work what do you need for me if you're here the council has likely sent
word to the houses that it's time to stop the infighting I doubt it will be
enough I need to oversee construction here make sure things are built to
specifications if you could follow up with the houses that may speed up
the process I shouldn't have to do that nightly we have all needed to be
comfortable with doing things outside our usual responsibilities you are
one of us now and are no different all must serve remember all those us access
codes for the city power grid it's the only way to guarantee enough power to
activate the device now skadeek was supposed to provide a young scientist
named Sahima to help me she had at least some experience with the original
Citadel experiment no idea why they refused to send her and has make the
a new elder of House through Kef, he has been distant, guarded.
He claims to have vital information
about an important component of the experiment,
but has withheld it until now.
Help me get what we need,
and we will see what we can do for the speaker
and for House for Ruin.
And I may have something that can help you
whatever trials we have.
Oh!
Well, we hope that this happened
over the last few weeks,
But I have a stay.
Dang, boys, dang!
I'm going to get my own message.
These phantoms, the vortex.
Fascinating subject, really.
And if only there were some less disastrous way
we could have discovered all this.
Wow, this guy's eavesdropping, bro.
We know you're listening, buddy.
We know, bro.
You're not tricking anybody, man.
If it's not something that will help me get rid
of the phantoms, I don't care about it.
Well, then you are in luck.
We have encountered several interesting phenomena.
First, while the phantoms shift to a fully human form when killed, they often retain small
shards that appear to be an almost crystallized version of Vortex energy.
Second, we have learned that killing the phantoms sometimes causes an even greater disturbance.
Horrors, as they have been colloquially termed, can appear from... somewhere.
We are unsure of that origin, but it is not within our universe.
These horrors and their spawn are infested with cysts,
a seemingly organic.
The guy hasn't talked to someone in a long time.
All right, he's dumping right now to collect enough to run experiments.
Let him down, devised a method of combining them into an explosive
mixture with varying properties.
While they have no use in the development of the morning device,
if you find yourself out in the field,
I believe they could have more practical applications.
I'll take anything that can give me an edge.
The process is simple enough that any industrial workstation
should suffice if you have the materials.
And depending on how you combine set materials,
you may find the results to be somewhat variable.
This guy has more voice acting than all of Elden Ring.
voice acting combined you got something that can help me I'd appreciate it yes
depending on how much trouble you're getting into we have been nearly
overwhelmed with all that has happened over the last few weeks but I have
still spent some time doing my own research when I can these phantoms the
vortex fascinating subject really if only there were some less disastrous
That's why we couldn't have discovered all this.
All right, thanks, man.
Okay, so I have to assist a bunch of the house members here.
And he gave me, oh, so now I have two melee weapons.
This is a better melee weapon.
I didn't even get to use the legendary.
But yeah, Chad, this is Shattered Skies here
from Shattered Space here from Starfield.
If you guys wanna check this out here,
channel down below to check out the DLC chatbot command as well if you guys want to check it out.
I feel like I barely scratched the surface for kind of just getting started because I just landed
on the planet. But yes, this is the Starfield DLC. If you guys want to check it out, there's
definitely a lot more going on here. I kind of barely scratched the surface, but definitely
plays and feels a lot better than when it first launched. So they clearly did a lot of improvements
from initial launch.
But check it out if you guys are interested.
And pretty much, that was kind of cool.
Yeah, that was cool, bro.
Let me save.
You never know.
All right, yeah, we are checking out another brand
you released that came out today.
Let's see what we got going on here.
OK, this did download in time.
Chat this week, we got a bunch of shit going on.
This is kind of the week we're headed into October,
so there's actual relevant scary games to play.
Zoo Coases came out, Silent Hill 2.
I might do a 50-50 sub Sunday,
because this game comes out on Sunday this week,
so I might start my playthrough halfway into sub Sunday.
And then on Friday, I will be starting my Until Dawn replay.
So we got Triple Scary Game this week,
Uh, which is kinda not potato-ass scary games.
Actually, I don't know if this one's potato, I'm not sure.
I gotta piss real quick and we're gonna get into this.
Going on here, people.
We got another game here.
I'm gonna go ahead and assume I won't be beating this game today.
Right now I have intentions of beating the game unless this somehow happens to be absolute
shit.
But we're about to find out.
Alright, let's see what we have here.
This game is called Zucosis.
I have to remove that. Before we begin, I have to sign an NDA.
Paul Canole.
Excellent. You made the right move. Just a couple more things and you'll pull your family out of poverty.
I really hope so.
Attach this to your chest. Our scientist requires us to do this to see everything that happens in the enclosures.
Scientist? I thought this was a zoo.
Oh, true. Ever thought that the smart helix belong right in the zoo?
I hope you got the joke. Excellent. Now let's get started.
First, grab your personal BDA. It's necessary for interacting with all the work objects.
Oh, nice. Congratulations. You've taken the first step to becoming a part of our close-knit zoo family.
Wait, what's this for?
He'll find out later
God damn it. I put my signature down and he just did everything. Oh, you finally awake good get up
It's time to get to work. What the hell? What the hell Skyrim?
I took care of your health working with animals requires prevention
You wouldn't want to bring some kind of infection home. Would you by the way? I took your phone as well
I'll return it in the morning after the shift
So I got the job. I thought we had an interview
My wife is waiting for me outside.
The job will be yours if you make it through the night.
Let's go.
I still have a lot to show you.
What the hell is going on here, man?
Oh my god, hold up.
Let's go to 100 here.
Video, wait, what was I gonna do?
Oh yeah, controls, mouse sensitivity, let's go to 0.5.
Okay.
Diddy's zoo, you think so?
Honestly, bro, he was loaded.
He probably did have a zoo.
Hell is this, man?
It's quite spacious here.
Yep. This is our hub. You'll have plenty of everything here, except time. Now we're in the cold room.
Here we store herbs, vegetables, and fish while the meat gets ground into portions for the animal rations.
And right now we're running low on herbs and vegetables. Got the hint? Get to it. You can find the instructions in your PDA.
Load two herbal and one vegetable bricks into the brick trolley.
Okay, we can do that.
God damn, bro!
Okay, we need two herbal and one vegetable here.
Into the trolley.
Did I do it right, sir?
Did I mess up, sir?
New no added.
There's supposed to be a list of recipes for animals in the cold room.
Oh god, sorry.
Chat, I was reading something and just thought I had to put it there, so I was multitasking.
Okay.
I'm paying attention now I fucked up wasn't it two herbs god damn it's two
herbal we're good most of the bricks will be left as a reserve and take these
ones with you it's time to show you our workhorse all right what's up can I
move this here we go the works that you're not ready to know about yet
let's start with the basics I thought this was a fucking zoo bro like you
We have monkeys and like chicken or some shit.
And here is our K-A-T-I-P,
Connecticut Automated Transport with Innovative Engineering.
Katie will take you around the zoo.
Katie?
This is the refrigeration compartment.
You need to load the brick trolley here.
Until you load it here, Katie won't budge.
To load the brick trolley,
you need to activate the lever.
The lever, I see it.
Here we go.
Okay so now we're going to the giraffe enclosure. Giraffe enclosure, wait giraffe where? Where
are we doing this? Bro? Where? Giraffe in the den over here? Control panel. Oh here we
get uhhhh. Let's hope this is fucked or not. He seems kind of fucked up but there's
something kind of nice about it. Maybe this isn't, they're not trying to screw me over.
I can't tell so we're at the giraffe station now listen carefully. I won't repeat it twice
This is our mobile veterinary station here. You'll be mixing medication for our animals. Oh, are they sick?
Well, they can be we need to closely monitor the health of the animals
We have some quite rare specimens
So the thought of anything happening to them is out of the question take this seriously and we should all be safe for another day
Follow me
Yeah, this is our kitchen factory to collect feces for tests. You have to feed the animals favorite food
Here's where you'll prepare it choose the recipe from the list cut necks and you're done any questions
Yes
Excellent, this who needs those who aren't afraid to ask but even more so it needs those who find answers themselves
Alright enough chit chat go to the cutting table
Okay
Alright select the giraffe from the list
Okay, we have this have need we are good. We have everything cook
Let him cook click on the cut button to slice herbs cut off need
Animals can vomit if you deviate from the recipe 20%
Don't make a mistake with the weight the exact measurement is displayed on the weight indicator measure carefully
Oh yeah, wait, wait, wait, we need to cut off 3.5.
I mean, like, okay, like, what do you think, like, right there?
Let's go, let's go like right, that's like halfway, let's go like right there.
Excellent, Paul.
Cut.
Now do the same with the herbal brick from the recipe.
Go ahead.
Okay, you deviate from the recipe 1% of 20%.
Okay, so we're good.
We're good.
We need to cut off 1.5.
Ah, dammit, man. We're good.
Yeah, as long as it's within a range of 20, we're fine.
Now, activate the lever to lower the gadget trolley.
Activate... Okay, the lever for the gadget trolley.
Uh... Right here?
Bring the trolley to the gate's giraffe station.
Ah, damn, this is a whole fuckin' thing to feed the giraffe, man!
Oh, God.
I never thought a zoo could be organized like this.
A train? Trollies?
Yes Paul, our zoo is quite unique. It's our pride. You won't see anything like it in Malware's.
Right. But why has the zoo been closed for the second year? People say the zoo is going through tough times.
Oh and I know, I'm just a simple man. Clock in and clock out.
Okay Doc.
I'm going to teach you everything. Come on, move the trolley.
This is the entrance to the enclosure. To open the door, you need to insert your PDA into the enclosure terminal and select open enclosure.
Open enclosure in the PDA? What the hell is this? Infection symptom? Zucosis is an abnormal behavior seen in captive animals.
Scars on an animal as the body or marker of disease.
Okay, we're gonna add those nodes.
Stop smiling. Stop.
Alright, PDA in.
Alright, giraffe looks nice.
Before leaving, make sure that all the symptoms are detected.
Bow, Poe and Cleo.
Symptom map.
Temperature, sound, hydration, poop.
Legend, open enclosure.
Hello creatures.
Paper bucket and dump the food in the feeding area.
Oh wait the giraffes waiting for us. He's chilling. Oh, yeah, he's cool, bro. Oh
Blacks guys are new. Oh, no, I thought you guys were scary. They're kind of cool actually. Oh
damn, dude
Nice, let me go to the feeding area
Where do you guys eat there's three of them
They're kind of cool
Yeah, where the hell do you guys eat bad? Leave me to the eatery
Is it near the- is it near here? Okay, let's go this way.
Blind! It's not up there, right?
How am I fucking blind chat? Where the hell is this shit? I think it's right here.
This looks like this is where they sleep. This is where they fucking sleep.
Near the gate? What?! It is up there?
Oh, I can pet them as well. I think I said pet. Now they don't let me pet them.
Fuck man! Is that it right there?
I got it right there.
Feeding area.
Honestly bro, I would have found this but I looked to my fucking right and chat saying
blind mist, blah blah blah, making me panic and double back
300 times!
Ooh, that looks like a nice goulash.
What do you think? What do you think?
Oh, they like it. They're enjoying it.
Nice. They're content.
Alright, there you go. I got the gist.
What up?
What now? Can I put this back?
What's that?
Uh...
100,000 fucking American dollars. You just have to collect the shit. What six figures?
That's crazy
Okay, so I just have to collect their shit
Sign me up. You guys got shit around here. You must shit in the bed
You must no I can't head
Here we go achieve
There you go. That's both of them
There you go, boy.
I've never interacted with a giraffe before.
I'm assuming they're friendly creatures.
Thank you, devs.
Alright, on behalf of chat, thank you for finally, you know, representing us in the
game.
Thank you so much.
Alright, this device is kind of crazy.
Alright, done.
Now take the TIS.
To avoid unnecessary questions, it's a thermal imaging system.
You can just call it a thermal imager. It's needed to determine the body temperature of our animals.
Okay, take the ti- bro, these acronyms, man?
Good. Now install it and measure the temperature of the giraffes.
Okay, we gotta see if they're, uh...
Healthy. Okay, healthy. Healthy.
Can I bring this closer? Really, guys? Really? Really?
What the fuck is post-sic? Oh, no. Oh, no, he's got a bit of a temperature
Funny what?
Some gadgets are still lying around on different stations and storage rooms when you're there grab those two
I missed what are you talking about as you can see one of the giraffes isn't doing well
We need to make a dart with temporal axe. It's a medication for normalizing the temperature of animals
Okay, it was developed by one of the local egg heads
Interactive the terminal and press the exit enclosure button exit enclosure button. Okay
Medications to well you studied chemical technology in Indiana you'll manage. Yeah. How do you know?
Trust me. It's not something worth being surprised about here
But I barely last six months there got picked out of the first year
No worries that should be enough to mix a couple of ingredients following a ready-made form
Yeah, I took like one class and just put it on the resume bro again
I don't know about there are there YouTube tutorials. All right, let's see
All you just come closer to success and the well-being of your family now
Go and load the collective fecal matter into the biomaterial receiver. Don't carry anything in the car
Don't forget to put the ships out there back in its place
Wait it needs to be emptied. Oh biometric receiver. Okay, so we have to dump this shit in here all the time
This game has some clean animations. I didn't think the game was gonna be like this
Initial impressions, uh, this seems like it's gonna be worth playing through. Do I have to uh do anything else here? Just that?
Forget
Seems pretty nice actually. Oh
Why are you so jumpy?
You just fucking poured it you need to load the trolley into the train to do this press the lever inside the car
Yeah, shit. Now. This is our mobile vet station to make temporal acts
You need to load the station with enough vials. I did it this time
But in the future you'll have to gather the vials yourself to cook it up, but keep in mind chow
There are not so many vials think twice before using them
Okay, is this it right here?
Meds and Cure inspect the animals for symptoms critical by recipe. Oh my god, okay temp relax
We have a hundred need fifty
Dart is ready now take the dart from the door. Oh, you've got temper a lax now load it into the veterinary gun
It's in the gadget trolley in the gadget trolley now the only thing left is to start the safety
Shit, I'll fucking dart you buddy
I know you're running some crazy fucking scheme here, bro.
Alright, I know you're a shit-duck!
You want me to go do it? Alright, he's not-
The sick giraffe, Paul.
Be careful, don't confuse Bo with Po.
Wait, but what giraffe was sick?
Don't confuse Bo with Po.
So it was Bo.
Who the fuck was sick, man?
Can I shoot both?
Oh, it tells you if they have a temperature anyways, it tells you on the overlay.
Aw shit, wait he's sleeping?
And he needs to take a shit.
No, no.
Where's the third one?
Oh.
Okay, so green temp means it's all good, they're clearly, okay, where you going man?
Don't do this.
Don't do this!
It needs to be done!
Just wanted to double check, okay?
Cured, till next time.
So everything went smoothly?
Yeah.
See you like it.
I did this for the first time.
Hopefully he'll get better soon.
Well, don't doubt that.
We need to get back to the hub.
All right, let's move through here.
Control panel.
Give me that side smile.
To the exit.
It's time to leave you alone with our lovely new facilities.
You sure?
Steam reviews aren't good for this game?
Really?
I mean, I guess there's some bugs here and there,
But, I mean, I haven't seen anything super shit so far.
It's mixed. Yeah, I don't really know.
Right now it's kind of like, we're still early.
It seems pretty promising compared to a lot of shit scary games.
You drive that?!
Whoa!
What the fuck?
My wife's been like, been waiting this whole time?
As you wish. Good luck, Paul. Don't mess up.
She came with me to work.
What the fuck is going on here? Why is she here?
This is a six-figure job!
Oh, gosh. She's crazy.
Oh, wait a minute.
Pulp, but I saw them lock you up. It's not normal. Yeah, it's just protocol here
It took away my phone and maybe sign an NDA and all I have to do is feed and treat the animals. Oh
I'm by the way, there's plenty of meat here. I want my girls to finally eat and hormone food
I'll be right back. Don't go away. Oh my god. Oh my god. Put a meat brick for Lily in the parcel drop box
Shit, I actually have to work now! Lily, go home you crazy bitch! Why the fuck are you
at my work? You know I need this job for the bills! What the hell are these? Take them
all. What the hell are these? I don't know what the hell I just picked up. Alright,
so I have to prepare, let me see here. I don't know what these are. Requires for
making the dart. Okay, so sure. Oh my god. Oh okay, these are all the objectives
we have done. Alright, check the next enclosure. Put a meat brick for Lily in the parcel drop box.
So we need a meat brick and then do I always have to take the trolley out? I have to always move the
trolley. Okay, so I have to always move the trolley back. These are the old ones. Okay,
how much do I need? How much do I need? Check the enclosure, feed the animals,
collect analysis just I think it's just one meat break in the parcel drop box
Lily are you here yeah take this give Jeanette kiss from daddy it's time for me
to work wait are they eating that for dinner the fuck I don't know what type
of meat that was it was just meat labeled guess I have to come back here
because I have to go to the next enclosure. So I can't bring food. I have to
first figure out what food they need unless I can find out via the computer
and then you need the trolley as well. Yeah can I like see what enclosure I'm
going to? There was this here. Yeah like who am I seeing now? Herbal, vegetable, fish.
I don't know if this goes in order. It doesn't tell me draft stations to guerrilla station penguin station
Low I could just yell low and pretend the guerrilla is next and he needs herbal and veggie
much herbal
How much is one of these and then one of veggie?
Well, then I don't have to come back. Yeah, actually
I guess I could just stuff this with a bunch and just go around instead of having like keep making trips back and forth
It's true and then I could just get fish as well fuck. Let me do that. Let me just get a bunch of shit
Yeah, I'm just gonna get everything
You know the stockpile that I could just take from it fish
What's up with the meat okay, well none of them eat meat so it's all good
Just in case
We need a decent amount of veggies
And I will do one more fish
Okay, I can only carry one at a time.
Oh, that's all I can carry.
Okay, we're good now.
It'll be harder to cut the food because of the percent.
Bro, the wallaby?
I'm assuming the wallaby is gonna eat, like, veggies or some shit.
Or can he's gonna?
I think it might tell us.
Task is updated.
Okay, so first we need to go check the enclosure.
What the hell is calling, dude?
Thanks zookeeper. Paul Connolly. Oh my god. I've been trying to reach my husband
all day. He's a scientist. Clarence J. Summers. People usually call him CJ. Wait.
I'm sorry. I'm here alone. This is Linda. Please check for me. He should be in the
lab. Is there a lab here? Oh, I understand. You're new. Then one last
request and look in his locker in the break room code 1768 man this doesn't
feel right chat don't forget that what's up it's exciting you see Jane needs to
take his medication regularly I just want to make sure he has them with him
just open the locker that's all I'll call back into this phone why is
everything missing Anthony Hopwood okay so this is his shit are these his
logs. No wait, no. I just saw something horrible. I shot a little bit of that, but one wasn't
enough. It took around 300 milliliters, but it worked. Fuck, it worked. I'm alive. CJ's
locker code is 1768. Well, now we need to figure out where the lockers are. Maybe back
at the hub. So we can do that when we get back. I'm assuming it's back at the hub.
Or did I miss something on the shelf? Oh, it's more stuff for the mixture. So you have to just collect these over time
For the different things you need for meds
Okay, so we got to check on the wallabies
Oh, bro, what you guys food once I figure out how much you guys eat
Is there anything on this terminal that tells me what they eat? No?
Okay, I'm just gonna assume that I will find out on that laser thing
In the cart? Well no, first I have to prepare the food.
Oh yeah, true, wallaby.
Okay, perfect. I just need to- did he- what are you talking about? What?
Did I hear that? I did not hear that.
Need- okay, let me see here.
We need 2.0. Are we gonna waste the rest?
Let's say that's 2 right there. Let's go with that being 2.
Yikes. It needs to be the other way.
You cut the other way I messed up. Oh, no, I think hell is this? What do you mean have are you kidding me?
Wait, I thought I picked up like four herbal things
Are you serious?
Yeah, it needs to be on the right side, bro. I have to go back. I have to go back. I
Have to go back or go to the penguin
No, I'll just remove it. I don't think I can remove it
If I remove it, will it reset?
No, I think it...it doesn't...
Can I like, take it out?
Yeah, I think I just have to go back.
Herbs.
And veggies.
Yeah, what should I put? Veggies or herbs?
I think one more...one more herbs.
One more herbs.
No, I can tell on the color.
Now we're three, three, and two fish.
Locker.
CJ Summers. I think it was CJ Summers, right?
176A.
Oh damn, he doesn't himself.
Here's his PDA, and he has a floppy disk.
He has to- okay, so this is literally everything I discover and do,
and all the posters I bind,
and then this is his last summary.
Testing experimental meds on mutated specimens.
They don't work during the frustration phase.
The pathological cell division process must be completed.
In other words, the organism must fully mutate.
Access to experimental drugs is located at the bed station.
Alright, so once again, I thought this was a zoo.
This is the fucked up zoo.
What do I do with the floppy disk?
The floppy disk data has been accessed.
Iometric lock, what's here?
I can't use that.
Can I take this?
No?
Yeah, should I like call her back or something?
All right, I guess we did that mission.
Now we're gonna leave.
Yeah, now let's leave.
I wonder what this is.
I'm not going penguin.
We're going to the wallaby.
I will not mess this up.
All right.
Ah-ha-ha! WALL-A-B. Okay...
Don't mess this up.
Okay, so we're looking at...
We need, like, two. If this is...
You know, a half...
I would say we're, like, right here.
That's, like, two right there.
I'd say that right there's two.
No, the right side is two.
Look at the total weight. Yes, 7.5!
We need two kilograms.
Probably like right... right there.
I'd say right... one of nine. I'm gonna say that right there's one.
Are you fucking kidding me?
So the way this game works is all the food, it gathers all the food, and that's what you cut off.
If I remove this, I don't know if it's gonna mess up.
I don't wanna go back.
Do I remove it? And try again.
It removed everything?
Of course, cuz it mixes.
Okay, this is like 2.6
I'm gonna say like right here boys. I'm going right here
I'm saying I'm saying you're
Right there right there. That's a fiber. That's a fiber
1.0 of 7
Okay, one two
three
or
five
6.3. Right there. Right there. Done. We'll take it. We'll take it. The pro status. That's green.
Oh wait, no, oh my god, I was done. Oh my god. Oh my god, that could have been bad.
Alright, we're ready. We're ready. First down the jo-
Did I cook it? I'm pretty sure what I just did was cooking. The cutting is the cooking too.
Right?
Cause I tried pressing the cook button and the cut and it didn't let me.
Yeah, I'm good.
Did it say cut or cook?
Not the- this is the first time.
Did it say cut?
I swear it said cut the first time.
Did it say cook?
Did it say cook?
Low times.
Well then, yeah, chat.
You're fucking wrong.
You're fucking wrong.
That was brutal.
Holy shit.
I'm so bad at games.
Alright, we made it for MSG and that boys.
Just how you like it.
Hey, goddamn fucking weird kangaroos.
Penny, get in there. Eat.
Wally is a single file. Okay, wait for them.
What is next?
Feed the animals collect analysis.
Submit blood samples, fecesamples, measure the sound.
Alright, let's see what we got here.
We got a log going on.
Let's check their temperatures first.
Alright, first we need the temperature, the T-I-S.
I got one scan here.
Let's see if we can get a quad scan.
Sally's chilling.
Penny's chilling.
Alright, get on the temp.
Are the other two in the back?
Oh, they got a whole enclosure, guys.
Say cheese.
Say cheese.
Amy?
Oh, no.
Come on, buddy.
What's going on here? Is there a traffic jam?
Guys
Thank you. Okay. We got one Amy Amy seems like she's sick. We're gonna have to maybe hit her with a dart
Administer some antibiotics
All right temperature checked
Now let me put this here go ahead and put this here. All right UV flashlight
Measure the sound submit blood and PCs for sample
Okay, let's measure the sound
I'm really sure what that means. I'm entirely sure what this is scanning.
All of them are now scanned and now submit blood and feces for analysis.
So where do we get blood from unless there's feces in the stool?
Oh shit, Jesus Christ! Damn, you are sick!
Oh my God! Let me see what we got here.
Alright, we need a feces sample.
Yeah, is there like blood somewhere? Maybe there's blood somewhere.
She have to maybe extract blood from them
There was a little UV thing
Maybe with the UV device
Okay, so after first put a device back and then pick this up
Switch mode
Let it out. Let it out, Amy. Let it out.
Oh, that's Christ.
Are those monkeys across the street?
Holy. Yeah, I actually do have two slots.
I don't know if I'm doing this correct. There might be another tool that I need because I'm not finding any blood for a sample
Yeah I think I maybe do need to draw blood but I don't think I have a... oh wait I
have a blood syringe on the side and then for the dark gun I got to see what I
can give them. All right we have a blood sample. All right so now we have
everything. Let me go put this back. All right and then I have the dark gun I
can keep on me. All right so heal the animal submit blood and feces for
analysis. Do I have to get? How the fuck do you guys know how to play this game? Like,
I don't understand. How do you know I need it for all of them? And if they sh- if it's
a red icon it means uh, yeah. Sally chill. Chill, let it happen. Yes, this is actually
a scary game. Nothing super scary has happened so far other than my gameplay. Okay, last
I don't know if I need to collect more poop because I have to submit blood and feces for analysis
So not necessarily you need four poops. How do you know I swear to fucking God, bro?
I swear to fucking God. I think you guys are wrong, but I will get more shit and that's enough samples
That should be enough
Okay, so now what we need to do is I think I needed all of them. I don't give a fuck
Unless, objectively, I needed them all.
I will head back and then it is my fault.
So then, let's see.
I'm gonna assume this is the an- this analyzes it.
Please tell me it does.
Don't tell me that's just a fucking shitter and it actually analyzes it.
Okay, so this is her blood.
I can just double check.
No, where do you submit the fucking feces, bro? Whatever, I'll go get more.
This is only a blood collector. Where do you- where's the shit collector?
I actually missed one.
No, it's the blood collector!
What are you talking about? It says submit blood done. Submit feces for analysis.
Fucking kidding me, I actually need more feces.
Can I leave this here and open this?
You actually need all the shit.
Gonna flush this down the shitter.
We're gonna say analyzer for the shit.
It is.
Okay, so now we have to heal the dude who has...
Anti-inflammatory expect- uh, expectorance for the treatment of acute respiratory viral infections.
Okay, um, oh it tells you, symptom map. Okay, that's convenient. I was hoping it was gonna show that.
So Amy has a high temperature and a shit stain. Uh, so it looks like she has gastroenteritis.
That's- that's where we're at right now, so we need to do gastroenteritis.
Oh my fucking god
Which I'm gonna get it a good and soon an anti-proteaz all
Do I have to analyze can I like analyze Amy?
Select a symptom filter to find the disease. Oh, you can do that too, but she clearly has that
Oh shit
Probiotic based substance for a gastrointestinal normalization
inflammation of the stomach and
uh, intestines.
That could be it.
Ivermectium.
Migraines.
Rotavirus.
Sepsis.
Animal blood. Okay, I don't think it's any of the- I mean maybe. I don't- gastrointestinal disorders.
I think this is way later in the game.
Yeah, I don't think it's this. I don't think it's this. I think I was right. Hopefully she doesn't die.
I might go out of women's say it is oh my god, where the fuck was it?
Ah, Entro Cure. YOLO. Doctor's Orders. I wonder if part of this game is like, you
know, actually trying to do that correctly. I'm not sure. When do we find out if
she's fine. I think that whatever this is made out of works fast.
Art Amy, where are you? You're gonna feel better Amy, ready? Stay still. That was the
perfect time to administer it because if you do it as she's puking, it enters the
bloodstream faster. I know how to play the game now. God fucking damn it. Who
Who is this?
Night suitkeeper, Paul Connolly.
I'm sorry, man. I haven't had a chance to look around yet.
What's with the man?
Oh, nothing. A woman called.
Looking for someone named CJ.
Searching for her husband.
That bitch again.
Although CJ's no saint either.
Always hanging around some girls, lying to his wife that he's in the lab.
And we don't even have labs here.
Anyway, forget it.
There'll be a food delivery soon, and you need to grab some fresh meat. Got it?
Yes, sir.
Excellent. I'll call you later.
Yeah, man, I thought he ordered me food as a welcome to the job. Okay, fucker. Alright.
Bro, it's been an hour on the job. No way.
I love this man. Must have been the sushi I ate. Must have been the sushi.
That's it. There's just a sushi.
Pretty much.
So let's now go back and refill our trolley and then go to the guerrilla
I mean let's have to go grind some meat
Eat supply lever
Where is the supply lever?
Something lives in here, and it almost broke the door, but we don't ask questions
And I zookeeper, Paul Connolly.
Oh, I definitely do. I thought you had B for, I don't know, lamb in the fridge. In there
And there's a long neck big. You see Paul dozens of parasites spread from the mother every day
They infiltrate our animals and they turn into how shall I put it? Well monsters and they have specific tastes
They need meat. What the hell is the mother? Mother is securely locked away
Not much is known about her so they study her forget about it. You know your tasks. Don't worry about the rest
Fuck I gave a piece of meat to my wife
You did what?
Uh-oh.
Life gives you a chance to become a worthy, well-off person, and you take the easy way.
Descending to simple theft.
There won't be any more indulgence.
So if they say grind bodies, you grind.
They'll say kill, you kill. Got it?
Got it. Just tell me where my phone is.
I'll call Lily.
Maybe she and Gina haven't eaten yet.
I won't allow it, Chum.
Oh, no.
You won't drag me into this. You'll have to fully feel the consequences of your misdeed and now stop whining and go to work
Shit the wife and daughter eating
Can of their cannibals now that chicken did taste funny. Okay, so apparently this is what
Wait, she's alive. Oh, so what's calling?
Hello, nice to keep birth Paul Connelly
Bro, stop calling me!
I'm not going to get involved in crime and risk my family.
Fuck you.
Well, no one is asking you in general.
Look at your hands.
What the hell is this?
Did you poison me?
Poisoned?
What do you think I am?
A desperate housewife?
No, Paul.
I infected you.
No.
And by the way, I did it for your own good.
You see, dozens of parasites spread out
of the mother every day.
They infiltrate our animals, and they transform.
That's why it pews.
But it's not like, well, let's say they mutate.
What the hell is this damn mother?
Not much is known about her, so they study her.
But right now, the same parasite is squirming inside you.
And if you behave well, they'll take it out.
And if not, who knows.
Maybe it will be even better for Lily and Gina.
What the hell, man?
This is the worst zoo job.
I guess I have to kill her.
Sorry.
Sorry, uh... Wait, are we saving her?
Escape took a weird turn.
Escape took a fucking turn.
Okay.
Task has failed. What the hell?
I thought the animals were crazy.
Now we got it.
So apparently they're eating humans.
I've given you access to the recipes for the infected specimens
at the kitchen factory.
Feed them.
Did you just text me?
Feed infected animals.
Prepare meat.
I still have this floppy disk.
I wonder if I can like have a computer somewhere with a floppy disk or something that I can like insert the disk in or some shit
But it doesn't look like it
Man, are you awake? Hello? Okay
Wait feed the infected animals
Prepare meat
It's now red
So I guess we're just gonna continue on all right
Let me just go get more shit
Okay, I don't think we need fish. It's all about the herbs
This game is only an hour long. Are you serious? I don't believe that. It seems like it's
Not the case. It seems like it's maybe like a five-hour game. This is a two-hour game. Oh
Does this game have a loop box new stuff every ending?
Yeah, I fucking hate when games do honestly. That's the shittiest way to make a game. I
Fucking hate when they do that
It's like a single-player weird roguelike give me the whole fucking picture, bro
I don't want to do the same shit a hundred times
Whatever though, it's fine. All right, let's get in next area
Especially in a game like this like I want like a full flow not like okay
You're now and now you're another guy who just woke up and now you know more information
Fuck you there fucking gorillas. Let me go see the gorillas
Who knows you guys are just saying that let me get to the point and then verify
Yeah, I personally don't like the ending collect. There's 23 endings
See you I'm gonna replay this 23 times to get all the endings
I don't know. I prefer all flowing in one playthrough about whatever. All right. We yeah, okay. I'm gonna fuck this up
Drilla needs
Food bucket is not connected. Oh shit. Whoops. I like the mechanics of the game. It's definitely an intriguing game
I like what I'm playing right now. I'm intrigued. Okay, we're at 3.2
right here
Let's say 1.6 is right there, so we're gonna say one is right there send it
That's what I'm talking about. I was a butcher in another life
Okay, we need 2.5 this is nine, so let's go 4.5 in the middle here
Umm... and then let's go with a nice...
Umm...
Hmm... I'm thinking right there.
I'm thinking send it right... insane.
19. 19, A.S.
Why don't you start small then cut more?
Because the game yells at you.
You have to one tap it.
You have to do it as close as possible or else you have to throw it away.
They only give you like, two attempts.
Oh, those gorillas sound like they're-
What the hell's going on in there?
May's brother was discovered in this, uh...
...suit.
What up?
DNA matched.
What up, boys? Pepper looking good, bro?
Chief? How is everything?
Eating those bananas?
Good shape, boys.
Food on the way?
Dexter?
Slosh.
What do you guys think? Line up. Line up.
Single file. We're not savages.
Okay, two at a time.
So we're gonna just go ahead and put that back and now we just need to go through our tests.
Just go ahead and check their temperatures while they're eating.
Let me get a quad read.
Almost got a quad read.
How are you doing on this town?
A little water droplet.
Is that blood?
I'm not sure if that's blood.
Do I need blood from everybody?
Okay, you constantly need blood.
So we can put this back.
Let me grab this. Put this back. I don't need the UV, um, and I need the Shitter 9000.
I'm gonna get a piece of shit this time.
I SAW THIS GAME!
Why can't I take it? Why can't I, uh, take his blood?
Maybe I have to wait for him to sit down.
Little... Crick.
I have to wait for all of them to be resting in order to take their blood.
We're gonna be here all day.
Dude's gonna pick me up and throw me like a baseball.
I think the other two gorillas escaped where are the other two where are your friends
Where the hell are the other two gorillas? Oh, there's another path here
Wait, there's five gorillas
Or was that am I hold on hold on I think he went downstairs and it looked like there were five I
Swear he just jumped down. That's why it's weird
Lord, I get your fuckin' blood.
Who has whose blood?
Okay, pepper?
Who's up there?
Why are they all red?
Fuckin' kiddie.
Whose blood did I not get?
Bird-cheap dexter.
Maybe I only need to get the blood of the infected.
You have to wait for him to sit down, but you would think you'd have to test the
blood of all of them.
Alright, let's see here.
Alright, so if he only has a temperature, we might just need to dart him with the
temperax stuff that we gave to the giraffe. But it depends on the blood sample. And the
shit sample. Don't tell me I missed poop. Don't do this.
284 vials. Wait, is it donating blood in one go? It was four vials, I just assumed I
had to do it four times. Heal the animals. Okay, they're empty, it's just one, I think.
Oh, he literally pulls the vial through the animations, so I don't know.
Alright, so it looks like all we have is the temperature here.
Respiratory tract infections are viral or bacterial infections.
It gets empty after one. Oh, I just did it anyways.
Uh, affecting the nose, throat, sinus, airways, and lungs.
Alright, what can we do here?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's acute respiratory viral infections.
I'm gonna go ahead and just give him some Temporal Axe.
Lethal injection.
We're saving that one for you.
Alright, let's see here.
Nice.
Experimental meds.
I found access on some CJ's PDA.
Looks like he's an important dude around here.
I gave the mutant an injection of Toxicus Pheralis and this shit really worked.
Awesome news.
And by the way, it seems mutants can mimic different diseases.
I'll keep an eye on it.
He gave him a Toxic Pissed Pheralis.
Is that telling me I need to do that?
Pheralis.
I don't know if I'm doing this right.
Maybe I can trank him through this
and then I carry this syringe with me.
Isn't this partially a trank shot?
I thought it was a trank and an,
hey, get over here, I need your blood!
Don't understand, I used all the fucking blood.
See if I can make a lethal dart, if that's even a thing.
There's literally, oh wait, lethal injection.
It ends up barbiturating.
One trank is enough.
How many can I carry?
He needs three tranks to be taken out.
I trank him, I get blood, and I make the other thing,
so I don't have to give him a lethal injection.
He went to sleep.
Can I go take his blood?
The lights go out.
Oh, the tranks just took a really long time to kick in.
Before I use everything, I don't have more resources left.
Do I have to deposit this or are we good?
Blood sample, while he's...
If I need to make anything, it's gone.
I need damage, no fucking sense.
many things and I have no more resources left so do I just leave and come back
find some vials around here yeah this game was pretty close your parcel with
vials of the active substance I think you'll find them useful you'll find them
in the parcel box rescue them as well however that
off a lore note when they turn the meat can calm them down are you saying I
need to feed the meat can calm them down if any more to give and I kill the
He did. I have to go back to base to get the parcel.
They're fucking dead. I tried everything. That dude is immune. Good luck. Don't understand.
But this thing needs an emergency shotgun. Can I even leave? Or I can't be... I can't tell if I'm being
Pepega or if the game is Pepega. That's where I'm at right now. How do I send you?
Here's the parcel drop.
So I guess, uh, we go back?
I got enough here, but I swear none of the lethal injections worked.
Bro, there's- I don't think so, bro.
I don't think so.
I have no meat, dude.
That isn't lethal!
Are you f-
You're fucking joking.
Did I not click on lethal?
What is this not lethal?
What are you talking about?
You never tried a lethal injection.
I never did.
I thought I made one.
I swear I did the second log mentions
Toxicus for Alice and I literally shot him with the retoxicus for Alice and he locked at me. Yeah, I definitely did
Read the mutant disease
Okay, that was the only other thing it does say handle the mutant a bucat
But, Bu-Pectus Beringi is the...
What if the name of the mutant tells you what the cure is and that's how the game works?
Because it does show the diagnosis, right?
Is that how the... I don't know if that's how the game works.
You base it off of the guerrilla's name.
Even though it's a mutation.
Mutation is its own thing.
Okay, I'm gonna fucking kill him.
I'm gonna just go and fucking kill him.
Alright, whatever.
I'm going back.
So in this game, you do have to leave sometimes and come back.
It actually has a parasite.
Well, it looks like I can, like, grab that.
Maybe, like, with a UV or something?
Can I, like, vacuum it or something?
I don't know.
Maybe we need the poop back?
The light's gonna do anything.
So I wonder if I caused that.
Because I messed up the, uh, oh my fucking god.
I wonder if I caused that because I messed up the original dose,
or if that was scripted.
It was scripted.
Someone said I gave him the wrong god thing for respiratory.
Okay, so you do suck the parasite out.
What do we do with Dexter's corpse?
Honestly, I blame the game.
The blame got Dexter killed.
It wasn't me.
True, the parasite flusher.
True.
That's what that's for.
Okay, so, um, shit.
Heal the animals.
I don't think anyone else was sick friend. What do you mean heal the animals?
Wasn't the one that turned the one unless chief never got chief never got I never gave chief what he needed
Yikes. Yeah chief is still fucked. I
Needed to give him a temporary lax
Just lethal dose chief now. We can't have another gorilla die
their morning chief or um dexter
chief here you go bro right in the mouth okay come on chief god damn it come
on man there you go check the next enclosure I don't know if we have enough
food for the next enclosure I might need to go back and get oh yeah let me close
the doors yeah we work at a cursed zoo oh wait the door is busted true so we'll
I'll report that so they can fix it.
You did break the door, but let me try going to the next area.
I can tell if I have enough food,
because we can now go to the penguin area.
And I might have enough food for the penguin,
because they should just eat fish.
We've delivered some fresh meat,
head to the hub and deal with it.
Now we're gonna do this first, then I will.
Although, is this another human?
I take it back, let's go there first.
Let's go to the hub.
Yeah, let's just go see.
put all their tools back all the tools back bro tell me it's roadkill tell me
it's roadkill oh my god come on bro is that Bill Clinton what the fuck oh so we
say it's okay I won't touch you I'm the night zookeeper Paul Connelly and you
Sarah Watkins investigative journalist for Pine Valley thanks for saving me too
bad I can't return the favor what do you mean you probably already know that
you've been injected with something, some kind of parasite.
You also know something about these parasites, but how do you know?
Sorry, bro. Journalists don't reveal their sources. I can only say that we don't have
much time. And the main thing now is to open this stupid door with a biometric lock together
evidence for the article and expose these bastards. Can you help me?
my hand works oh my god my fucking hand is horrible Jesus oh my god I'm infected
as hell dude I'm dead so I can't help you so just keep doing that and
eventually you know do I just sacrifice this guy to have a choice it is what it
is whoops my fingers left the package is it as well nice you're telling me I
I can't how do I put this on the ground? I have to put it back there. Oh, yeah, sure. I can impress Q
I think actually it's not letting me
I'm gonna the penguins. I don't really need the meat, but it's all good to have it anyways
The bio waste filter is clogged what?
Are you fucking kidding me, man? What the hell is in here? Oh?
Whose hand is this?
The severed hand wait a minute wait a minute
I can open this. I can open this. Hold on. Oh my god. Wait, I'm not infected.
Why'd you hold it like a seashell? That was weird.
There's a parasite in you. You'll mutate soon. Do you think anyone will let you out of here?
Anyway, it's up to you, but if I close this door, I won't let you in.
Her neck to shoulder ratios is off.
Okay, motherfucker, we're gonna fucking get one of those...
those fucking tape measures and measure your shit. Oh, this guy is docked, dude.
Disgusting face. A pure maniac who lacks a personal life.
That's Doc. My daytime shift colleague.
For a daytime zookeeper, your Doc has too many scientific degrees. I bet he's the head honcho here.
He did give me the tutorial. Okay, well, shit, man. What the hell? Is that CJ? What if that could be CJ?
I mean, he has a toilet down here as well. There's not much else going on here.
Oh wait a minute oh my cell battery for one call damn I need to call my wife
urgently no eat all let's find something substantial and then we can call the
police okay is this a choice I think they already ate the the meat maybe
choices don't matter in the game fantastic
Paul, is that you? You said they took your phone.
I thought it was a hit. Tell me, have you had dinner already?
Oh, Paul, thank you. I decided to make ralad. The smell is all over the house.
I can't wait for Gina to try it.
You guys haven't eaten it yet?
No, it's still in the oven. Gina is sleeping, and I feel guilty eating such a delicious dish alone.
Thank God. Lily, throw it away immediately.
Paul, what are you talking about?
Ah, saved.
Oh yeah, the floppy disk.
Oh my god, we gotta think like Jack Barrer, okay?
The password is, um, certificate.
Now we know who extended the helping hand to us.
Poor CJ.
Did you know him?
No, why?
Hunter 34.
All right, I'm gonna go figure out what that sound was.
You just put in a bunch of stuff.
All right, just keep, you can figure out the password.
Okay, so we're gonna continue our job
and go to the penguins
and there might be an evil mutated penguin
where we're headed.
Okay, let's sit here.
Gwyn just needs fish. Easy clap. We need a third here. Uh, that right there looks like a third,
one tap. I'll take that. Look at that shit. 2% gamer of the year. I agree. Done. Let's leave.
Okay, very nice. Bring the whole trolley with us. Hopefully no one's mutated here.
So the best way to do this is to give them food and then take their temperature because
there will all be around the food together. So let's go ahead and grab both of these. We're going to
open the enclosure. Alright this is called pro tips. Oh shit. What up boys, misty!
I don't slip and break my head. Alright, let's go people line up. Nice little fish goop.
Everybody line up. Let's go. Temperatures one at a time. No one else is hungry. Come on man. What the hell are they doing? What are they doing? Quad scan. Don't tell me you're all sick. Don't tell me you're all sick. What the hell are you even doing? Not tell me you are all ill.
Poop on the food this isn't good
This is fucking horrible. Let's get the poop of scoop 9,000
Just keep all the shit
The penguins pile their shit somewhere
Designated shit spot you just shit everywhere. I swear. There's only one dump. I honestly only saw one
They're very clean. I guess
We don't need that yet, we probably will need it though, to go to sleep in order to collect
different things.
I could trank all of them, but I don't have enough supplies.
Missed the sound with one of them?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I did, to Luna.
Slowly wait for all of them.
You can't just like, met the mercy, I'm going to sleep, or I trank them.
But yeah, we just have to be patient, I guess.
Come on, bro, hurry up.
keeps honking.
Imagine if we were a fucking penguins.
Alright, imagine.
Okay, we could have been.
We're lucky.
Okay, we are in G'd becoming human.
Okay, pure RNG.
We could have spawned as any species.
Pure Misty Chief, Rocky, oh he's a gorilla, I have two, okay Rocky Misty Tinker, stop
moving, I need shit.
Okay, so when they're green I can take their blood.
They have to be green.
means I can't take their blood.
Both gonna sleep.
Because the guy who hired me injected me and I have a parasite inside me, so I'm currently
slowly dying to the parasite.
Alright, I think we got everything here.
Okay, let's go ahead and submit the samples.
Wasn't that exciting?
I'm done and then I'm leaving.
I'm packed up and then they shit again.
They shit again.
Every fuck does this, man.
Now you guys are on a shitting everywhere.
Missed the spot. It's okay. Next shift we'll get it. Okay, as we were, Elizer, Ted, but
I just need to do this one time. I don't need to do it to all of them. Let's see
who's right. I think I only do need to do one of them, because it did say task
completed. And now we need to heal the animals, so now we need to figure
out what they need so we're looking for these two symptoms here so it could be a
couple of different things here actually no it's meningitis is
inflammation of the membranes of the brain and spinal cord caused by an
infection allergic it could be arylovax I think it's arylovax anti
Microbioceps for meningitis.
Meningitis is inflammation of the membrane,
and then this is antimicrobial substance
for the treatment of meningitis.
So I guess we're just fucking going with meningitis?
Three for three?
I almost went for the other one.
And before it's not,
and one of them is gonna transform,
and then, well, we're all dead.
There it is.
This was a waste.
Trank shots again.
Or do I need to get lethal injection?
Yeah, so this just happened to me, an overwhelming urge to eat this raw meat in my hand, grabbed
a piece on its own and I devoured it almost without chewing that sweet taste in my mouth.
Oh no.
I guess I go get three lethal injection to kill him.
I don't know if there's anywhere I can save him.
Do I just go triple lethal?
To save the penguins?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I can't switch it out.
You can kill or save him.
Maybe I- Are you fucking kidding me?
I can't-
No, can you switch this?
Just shoot and it might end up loading in something else.
So let me s-
Oh wait, this is- okay, you have to scroll wheel.
F*** it, miss.
Fuck man.
I thought I did.
I have to go back and make another one.
Dodge at the last second.
Alright?
Whatever.
Where the hell was it?
Where the hell was it?
We need to pull the parasite out.
Good shit.
Now let's head back.
I don't know, did he close the doors?
Okay, doors are busted here as well.
Alright, well that's two doors busted. Two mutants taken care of.
More pukes. Seems like the pukes situation happens after every attempt here.
Alright, let's see.
Sucker to suck parasite out of your ass.
Wow, bros. Someone give this guy the keys to the fucking car.
What a great fucking idea, bro.
What a great fucking idea.
A phone! I got someone's calling.
Night Zookeeper, Paul Connolly.
Hey Paul, this is Mrs. Summers. Did you find anything?
He's dead.
I'm sorry to say this, but it seems like something terrible has happened to your husband. I...
I found his hand.
Just his hand.
The Summers. The Summers, are you there?
I understand you're in shock right now, but please call the police.
Tell them that I and the journalist Sarah Watkins are locked in the old zoo.
Is CJ messing around with that slut again?
Well now everything's clear to me. Tell her that these idiotic pranks won't work on me this time.
You found CJ's hand? Hmm, let that bastard try to come home.
I won't just cut off his hand. I'll cut off his dick.
Whoa!
Okay, ma'am, she's most likely dead, ma'am.
Okay, he's most likely dead.
Alright, let's go.
Hey, why you gotta go for that? Why you why?
What is this dog shit rating?
He says, as his glasses are held by the tip of his nose, what is this goldfish writing
as he puts on his Shakespeare novel to take him to jade?
What is this dog-jade?
A writing?
Fuck you.
Why didn't you mention that you slept with CJ?
See your source?
How do you know?
Answer.
Well, kind of.
I slept with him.
He promised information about the parasites.
Instead, I got a bag over my head and a syringe with a tranquilizer.
What if I tell you I found a fluffy disk in this locker?
Would it be easier for you to guess the password?
Oh, shit.
Why didn't you say that earlier?
Okay.
Well, we need to hurry.
You're about to be paralyzed and then you'll mutate.
But we can still save you.
I'm gonna send the poison formula to your PDA right now.
Stop talking to me like that.
Please, there's no time for that.
Why are you talking to me like, oh, you're looking at me like you're talking to
me like this?
What the fuck?
Understand night suit keeper all calmly you tell that bitch CJ's wife
I warned you that you have to do everything they tell you do you know what I'm going to do with you now
No, no, you've already done everything. I'm a parasite sign me that turns me into a mutant
So that's how it is. You probably noticed that the animals didn't touch you
It's because of the parasite only thanks to yet
They see you as one of their own in short ball. You've messed up a lot, but it can still be fixed
Finally send that bitch Watkins to the grinder and wait for me at the entrance. Only then will you get the antidote and maybe keep your job?
Uh-oh. Who is that? Metzger? What did he say?
Is this a choice? Are you serious?
Kill the bitch. Wait, seriously? Oh, I mean what should I?
Can I tell her? Oh my god. I have to feed my family.
Bro, he's looking... that looks disgusting. Oh, shit.
Good morning, Paul. How was your night? It's time to feed the mother.
Is this one of the endings?
Oh, yeah, bro. Now you're gonna...
Oh, Paul, you're doing great. The other subjects have been paralyzed for an hour by this point.
You probably noticed that the creatures haven't bothered you. It's all thanks to the parasite.
Now we just need to decide whether to remove it from you or not
Okay, mother is against it seems she's very hungry. She only eats what she kills herself
Goodbye Paul tell mother bon appetit
What the
That's mother
All shows the path of violence and killed Sarah but Paul took responsibility decided to call Lily because of his action
She remains safe and unharmed however by choosing to trust Apollot it up killing. I miss it. Wow, okay
And loving memory of Alexander to God this room. Oh, whoa. Oh damn dude. He passed away
He the game would have extended if I chose not to
kill her
So can I like do I have to do this all over again up until that point and then choose not to kill her
Can I like reload into not killing her?
That's the question works
because the other four areas were blocked.
That's kind of a cool logo, sure Matt.
It's kind of like Mortuary Assistant.
Now I'm assuming,
oh so it starts off right after the tutorial,
and now you just go through
doing everything.
But I'm wondering,
I'm assuming I just go through
from the beginning,
I guess I'll do it one more time. Please just YouTube it.
This fucking dude. Just YouTube it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get those choices this time.
Like if I don't give her the meat package this time too.
I'm not sure how many choices New Game Plus is gonna give me.
Oh so now the wallaby is gone so it switches.
Yeah, what if I use the hand to open the mother's?
Did mother have a hand reader?
What if I use CJ's hand to open that?
Yeah, let's go right to Moose.
Go right to Moose.
Yeah, this game's stuffed.
You cannot go into the, if there's all the tasks in the current, oh, when you
go here, you're locked in.
Nah, when you go here, you're locked.
Okay, we're looking at three right here.
We need a 3.5 right there.
it. That's what I'm fucking talking about bro. Look at that shit. Holy. Okay, if this is a
3.0 right there, we're looking at a 1.5 right there.
Unnatural. If you want to save animal, you need blood from a mutant. So I have to encounter
one mutant, kill it, take its blood, and then I can use that to save others. Somebody's
Calling yeah, maybe I can shrink them and take the blood, but I drank the gorilla and the gorilla ended up
Sleeping in a space that he wasn't excessive. He wasn't accessible and where he was sleeping
Who is this?
Night zookeeper Paul Connelly. I've been trying to reach my husband all day. He's a scientist clearance J summers people usually call him CJ
I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm here alone
Please check for me. He should be in the lab
Is there a lab here?
Oh, I understand. You're new.
Then one last request.
Look in his locker in the break room.
Code 1768.
Ma'am, this doesn't feel right.
I think CJ needs to take his medication regularly.
I just want to make sure he has them with him.
Just open the locker. That's all.
I'll call back.
Okay, sure. So now we're back on that one.
Okay, so it's the same thing where she's calling both CJ.
Something is pulling me toward the mutant.
You didn't damn what the hell I want to go to it's sell like I need to be there
All right, let's see. Let's open this
Giraffes open. Let's go ahead and get this and we're gonna go ahead and get this and we're gonna go over here
And we're gonna go ahead and feed them
Here we go
Delicious
Alapapay, the giraffe's favorite.
Alapapay, prepared for the giraffe.
Okay, you're sick.
You guys are, I can't, you guys need to separate.
Thank you.
We're doing some weird hukuta matata shit.
Oh, there's only three giraffes this time.
There used to be four.
Oh, God.
What happened?
Okay, I need a shitter 9,000 and I need a blood syringe
All right, who's ready? I need to get a blood sample. If you're green, I need a sample
Everybody's red and there's no shit anywhere.
I think I have to chill with them and just wait for them to take dumps sometimes
This is seeming like that's the case
Yeah, I haven't read the steam reviews, but I see the criticism with the game
This feels like they were so close to cooking
Well, I don't know if they got it. I don't think I know I think they may have
They were close
There's a lot of good things going on here, but it's feeling a little potato
And I think the interesting part about this game is you would assume in 2024 this was an early access game
This is surprisingly not an early access game
This is a full release
Definitely like I guess I see the mixed reviews for the game
There are some elements here I see what they're trying to do but I
Mmm.
I mean it's still definitely a different experience in gaming.
You know, I haven't really played a zoo game like this before, sure.
It has some things going on.
You guys heard the fuck up, I need to take temperatures.
There's like 10 other enclosures I need to go to.
Bro, sit down you're next.
Sit the fuck down you're next buddy.
Some people got softlocked on their playthrough.
Oh
Yeah, what's coming out tomorrow, isn't there another game coming out tomorrow?
Friday until dawn Sunday Silent Hill
Tuesday Diablo expansion like I said, I'm going in super casual on Diablo just to experience
Playing the single-player campaign and seeing the cinematics. I forgot historically. Do Diablo campaigns have cinematics?
Or do they do like?
Or do they not? They do, right? Okay. Well, I don't know if they instead on the expansions they do like animated
Cinematics instead of like full-blown ones like the initial
You played it. I didn't play the fucking expansion. Yeah, but you know things have changed bro
I don't know if they're like yeah, we don't do that now with the ablos. It's gonna have like animation now
Okay, so they'll have a temperature
Okay, so they all- wait a minute.
What?
Did I forget a poop sample?
Sound you fucking shit.
Two poops.
I missed two poops.
I don't know what class I'm gonna play.
I might have- someone said you can access the expansion at level 35,
which means you can probably load up and hit level 35 in like an hour
and then jump into the expansion realm.
Maybe I should just play the new class just to try something new.
Even though I have no height for the new class.
Oh my god, they keep running away.
I know, the sound isn't annoying.
Oh, these guys are triple infected.
You're kidding.
You're kidding.
Stop!
Let me just get their readings.
Are you serious?
Longer something.
Did I take longer something?
It did say you can feed the mutant meat to calm it down, but that requires...
I don't know how to get.
I don't know how to do that.
What if I try it?
Actually, I have no idea how that works because I can't prepare it even though it's on my cart.
I don't know how that mechanic works. I think we might just shoot him.
Enough chemicals anyways.
Bucket and wagon is veggies and herbs.
Not a recipe here, so how would I even use the meat in the first place unless I have to grab...
That's not how the game mechanic works.
Chemicals which I don't have, I don't know if I should go back now?
me, bro. I think I need to go back. God damn it. I don't have enough resources. Are there
stairs that go down? Because if I need to make some lethal injections, I need a chemical,
which I don't have. And I need to go grab. One trink isn't going to do anything against
the mutant. He's just going to wake up after a minute and be the same. Deliver it some.
If not, I got to look around for the chemicals. Nope. Okay, I need more of the yellows.
Because I don't know if that's enough.
I'm pretty sure I need more than what I just opened.
I guess I can open this locker again, might as well.
There's PDAs in here, there's really nothing else.
And the floppy disk, I guess for later.
I guess I'll just grab it for now.
But if I use CJ's hand on this instead, I should have.
Maybe that's one ending where you just end up dying by mother.
Probably honestly, what happens?
You open it and mother just one taps you and that's one of the endings now
Do I have enough for three lethal injections? If not, I don't know what to do. I do
Wow, that was actually enough. Holy shit. Now. We have to hope you didn't kill everybody
Fuck the meat. Really?
I just drop a meat bag in front of them and it's and it's show me YouTube proof. I
Don't think that's a thing
I don't think I just dropped the meat rectangle in front of him and it calms him down to get the true ending
This we're made of testing that one document mentioned
toxicus for Alice
So I wonder if I have to trank him and then take the blood. He's gonna sleep on the bridge for two minutes
Triple trank dropping the five gift dude ten seconds. I'm spamming left click or a trank
I just used three on him always goes into the into a designated spot to heal
Can anyone here have a cat that pisses outside of the litter box randomly, and he's so like out of nowhere
Just started doing it like near the litter but outside the litter
It's not a health problem. The litter is clean. She has three options. She has three big ass litter
She can use I I think it might be anxiety. I've tried so many different things pheromone plugs
Three big ass litters different fucking
She just randomly started doing it she's never she doesn't have a history of doing it
Attracting her I tried everything nothing works. So we're going towards
It's um
stress
So I might need to put her on medication, which I don't want to it's a stainless steel litter
So there's no lining needed
Yeah, man, this game is all right guys. It's it's okay. It's a little bit of a tedious loop
It's a little annoying here and there, but um, that's kind of uh, oh wait did I ever I never oh my god
I never did that they are still sick. I think it is anxiety
Long stream today. Um, I would I just I gotta go man
I would chat I gotta go chat GG is all around. I will be on tomorrow. Thank you guys for chilling
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