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Most of them people let us catch me. Yeah, we good all that fun stuff chant. How are you guys doing?
Are you guys doing chat house life? Sub Sunday sub Sunday people
Oh boy, oh boy
12 main games. I don't know about that. I don't think so not this week. I don't really see that this week
12. That's a lot. That's a lot. I don't think so.
I'm ready for the game of the year games. Yep.
Lower the expectations. Lower that shit right now.
That is not good.
Chari guys doing it is motherfucking Sub-Sunday poggers.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. FC 25. I can tell you that is not on the forecast.
That is not, there's no percentage chance of that happening.
That's a no.
God damn. Can you add no Pog?
Nah, that's just fucking toxic, bro. I don't need no Pog. Bro, this is a Pog only mode, okay?
Even when I move my cursor by accident, we're fucking Poggin. All right?
That's just fucking toxic as hell. I
Need the fake pods, bro
I'm gonna be like
And then there's me a bunch of no pods, bro, I don't want to see that shit
Nah man chat today is a subsunday people. Let's get right into this shit shall we yes?
indeed
Yes, indeed. Let's get right into this. I say we do it up
Cancel some Sunday for Poglock
nah
nah
Okay, what are we looking at here? We actually had a whopping solid amount of votes this week
We're looking at a beautiful number here
Very nice number here in 2024
4. Solid 1142 votes. More votes than last week's sub Sunday. Yes, yes. Very nice. Minus
like 60, 70. Still over a thousand feels good man. We'll take that shit. We'll take
That's your breath. I'll take that shape, right? Hold on my chance fucked. Okay, there we go
Yeah, minus 60 to 70 ballots we have to throw out
People were looking at one world premiere
1.5 world premieres I've played this 2.5 world premieres
into three world premieres into 3.5 4.5 world premieres here holy we have a lot of games
that I have played before but that's not a bad thing that's not a bad thing you know we'll see
we'll see a lot of these games have have come a long way from what I've seen and I haven't
really uh you know kept up or I played them a long time ago some some of them
yeah yeah yeah we got some stuff happening here and there all good so
much fire and hot torment no dude not both of you're literally wrong on both
of those buddy you're literally wrong on two accounts okay let's get right
into this first game only 4.5 this fucking guy what do you fucking mean only 4.5 this
guy comes here hasn't spent a fucking dime yet leaves his fucking opinion out for everybody
to fucking read he's been here just fucking eating the free donuts okay man first game
here of sub Sunday people let's get right into this let's see what's going on in the universe
this week's gaming universe what is out what is making us go hug
all right let's see here first game of sub sunday is a game i have played in the past long ago
And now it is officially 1.0.
I do recall playing and liking it when I played it.
So let's see.
Let's see what has happened.
What has improved?
Knock on these.
Oh, that was sudden.
We're in a typical commute to grandma's house.
Oh, okay.
That was crazy.
Sure man.
What big deesh you have.
Raven's Watch.
I- my- knock-on.
Okay, now they're just fucking trolling with that name.
Skip.
Alright, how do you play this?
Come on, man.
Let's see, graphics.
We're going full screen here, 240 Hertz.
Hi hi hi.
Sherman, audio, poggers, master, output, keyboard.
And we're chilling.
Okay.
We got some guides, is this co-op or some shit?
Alright, it's for player co-op.
Shit, brah, if you have the fucking key, join up, brah!
There's gotta be one gamer in this chat, who's like, who's been looking forward to this game.
Okay, there I say there's already one motherfucker.
Okay, with all these games, there's 5,000 people here, there's gotta be one guy, who's like,
Oh, shit!
He's been waiting for this game.
While everyone's playing fucking Throne and Liberty, god damn fucking whatever the hell else, he's been waiting for this, and he's here!
And he's joining!
Alright, well, no one plays this game.
Sure. Wow.
Let's see what we have here.
Multiplayer, public search, enter invite code.
Oh my god, he's here.
your motherfucker there he is um oh shit yeah you guys better not be like oh wait
I can change my character here we're going on the bonga bay wolf is this
just a skin bay wolf's renown was earned slaying the vile Grendel Grendel's
mother in a dragon all right let's go with him true oh shit he has a bunch of
Mobilities all right. I am literally fresh off the fucking boat, so I'm not reading shit. I'm gonna play
Wait, this guy's playing Wukong the fuck
Wukong's in this game music is my soul. That's weird, bro
Okay, so there's clearly different modes and there's a fixes
Heroes lose HP equal to 1% of their max health when not in combat one viewer cycles before the master nightmare
You know what?
Honestly for plus 50% XP games and seeing how you guys play the shit out of this game
I'm gonna make that assumption. We're gonna do that
We want that
We want that
We're going power level mode even though. I don't know how this game works
Do you I don't know if you have like a persistent character or like what you what how that works?
Is this guy's name PC your name's PC your steam name's PC
Why is your why is your steam name PC bro?
The hell is this? I don't get it so many user names and you go with PC. I need to know the significance
So many so many random things you could be online and he goes with PC ice queen. Oh, there's that way
Is this a roguelike?
Enemies explode when they die that sounds fun
All right, I'm trying I'm figuring this out
The Sandman dream dealer, okay, so this guy sells fucking shit. Gotcha. All right, we're poor right now. We're poor
Okay, so we got combos on the left click I got a spin I have a shield
Yeah, this is this game is fucking clean. Oh
My dragon helps me. Oh, we're getting debuffed because of the effects. Oh
Shit, hold up. Hold up. Okay
Okay, okay, so we got a day. Oh, okay. Hold on now
We don't have Diablo mobs here. These guys actually
Oh
Shit, you can like die die fast. Oh damn. Okay. Oh
Oh, the dashed CD is very low.
I can't sell up my block as a perfect block or not, so I'm scared to use it.
Oh damn, okay, you level up, and then after each trait activation, next to retoxing plus
100 crit, powers and shock waves explode at the end at, let's go Blade Master, it's
F8.
Okay, so all my buffs are here.
You know, a game of this nature, but 33 Immortals style would be fucking sick.
This quality, 33 Immortals style, I play that shit.
You should keep that drink on it short of years.
Healing orbs grant strength.
I don't know, mermaid tears?
Go mermaid tears.
Okay, so crates also give you these talents.
doesn't count as these vertical ones. Health is up here. Okay hold up and then
there's a bunch of resources and there's a timer counting down. On my right click
what does my Q do? Oh he buffs all my abilities. The dragon buffs my abilities
and makes them into fire. DC you are about to die. Maybe we should go grab that
I'll destroy this. Yeah, I mean, shit. I can't deny this game is like very well-cooked. It looks great.
It plays really nice. It has a great aesthetic. Music's pretty solid, but I don't know if it's like a
roguelike. Do you keep your character? It seems like it is a roguelike because we are getting
abilities that look like they will fade. Okay, so that's a stun bar. Alright, is this a
perfect shield. Of course it's not gonna hit me. Yeah, like a multiplayer Hades.
It gives you max health up as well. And the UI is very clean as well. This is the
type of UI that see it feels like it's like in the game. It's a part of the
game. More closer to 33 immortals. Yeah, I don't know what these are. I have no
idea but they're Marcus Diamonds on the map. Oh my god. I'm not playing
this guy correct. I'm just gonna go with like an E into a right click. I'm gonna go this, this,
I guess that combo worked. Okay, I can drop my shield fast and stun them.
And I think this guy, not weird. What do I have? Wyrm breath, a breeze of code, a fire during
attack, finisher, power sends out two successive shock waves. Let's try that one. What is this?
We have a book.
Oh, okay.
Hey, are these rats friendly?
We have like a necromancer?
We have like a wheat necromancer?
He's only ever been able to summon rats.
Killed necromancy school.
Nice.
Can we get a power-up?
I'm gonna get a fuckin' damage here.
Oh, it shows you the stats here that you're buffing up as well.
I mean, those stats are pretty minimal.
Maybe the weight is high.
Oh shit that Q into it the dragon E is good
You can tell this game looks good on stream to because of the style
What is hurting me
This music reminds me of the Witcher
All right in these games you want to destroy the stationary thing. Oh wait unless that gives resources
That was like that
Something else good news is no one's died yet. So we're doing something great and the level up is clutch
Yeah, the level up literally just saves you powers shockwave explode. What the fuck is power?
What is power?
Is power my right click powers shockwave. I think it is I think that it looks like the same shit
Just slightly different look. Oh
Damn that is actually okay. Oh my god. Oh shit
We have like a healer or something. I keep getting like massive spikes in health. Oh my god
I'm leaving. I'm leaving. Oh, this is a barred heal. Oh
Shit, did he use my shield lore? I know I'm assuming you guys can res me actually. This isn't hardcore. I'm assuming
It doesn't really do much. Unless if I die, I'm dead. Okay, that was worth it
Worm takes off and flies around. Can you see any breathing? A fire? Dragonflight.
Oh, I have an ultimate now. Now I have an F ability. Oh, there he is. Oh, he actually
does a shit-run of damage. Only a minute CD. It's up every boss. Alright, so we have
three minutes and we're going around different zones, collecting as many
resources and power-ups as we can before the timer runs out to
a boss. I think that's how it works. So it's like, hey, this is how much time you
have to get this powerful before you have to fight a boss with everything you've accumulated.
I think that's how it works. And then if you survive, well, you continue the game.
Or is it kind of like Risk of Rain? Oh, okay, Risk of Rain's a good example.
So we're all gathering and trying to get our stats up and shit.
Of course, it's gonna get more and more difficult.
Well, this is a cool format with risk of reigns formula.
Because it's like a really high quality game.
Yeah, this is fucking sick, man.
This is one of those games where it's just like, if you're into this shit, it's definitely really good.
Oh my god, I actually blocked him!
Failed the event.
You know what, maybe we're leveling so much.
Because that affix buff is actually very beneficial.
Is there a screen shake? I can't tell. I swear there's a little screen shake.
Okay, now we're at 20 Vitality or something, whatever that is.
I kinda wanna shut that off.
Uh, screen shakes! Yeah, that's so much better.
Pull it on this guy. Yeah, how much XP does this guy give us if he dies?
He give jack shit. I think the events give us the most XP.
Oh yeah, okay, so that is a perma block.
oh fuck oh the shield is wicked powerful yeah blocks it the whole way all right
we have 40 seconds until some shit's about to go down and we haven't gotten
everything on the map so the most ideal thing is to clear this whole map and
gather every point of interest before 10 minutes which we clearly didn't do I
don't know how powerful this boss is and if we're buffed enough maybe we can
at level six now we have five seconds everything's going red
shahalud shahalud we kill the tentacles everybody on one tentacle I
remember this boss from early access oh my fucking god that was not worth it
okay are you kidding are you kidding you know what a raven feather is should I
use it? Oh, you're fucking dead. Nice. I was seeing how powerful my block was. I regret
everything. Hard fucking sing a song, dude! You goddamn fluke! Here, I'm popping everything.
I'm popping all my goddamn CDs! All my CDs! Oh, he's getting fucking owned! Okay, I wonder
if you can burst down in one go, if you are powerful enough. Unless that's like a
Scripted timer you need two phases
Kind of look like we could have be cool if you can if the feathers are telling me I have five lives
It doesn't really matter if I die unless the whole team we all have that many feathers
Okay, I'm using a fucking feather
Okay, yeah, actually, I think I think the whole team has it. I'm gonna I'm gonna stay right here. I think you guys got it I
Used the feather. I don't know what that was. There was like a ethereal
realm I was in. I wonder if I could have done something. Holy shit, I'm getting owned!
I'm gonna get you, dude. Okay. Did I use the feather? Oh, you're rest. I'm using a fucking feather.
Oh, so during this phase I can get out. Clutch! Clutch!
Survival phase fucking kidding. Are you fucking kidding? Oh my god, dude
Watch out, bro. No pressure clutch up clutch up. You got this
Man, if you fucking failed us, I swore to God, dude
You better play that goddamn flute like it's the last song you're gonna ever play
Good shred destroy the tentacle and then res me. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck, bro, please
You're insane. You're insane
You're- you're owning, dude.
Take your time! Take your time!
Take your fucking time, bro.
He's crazy.
Where he is.
The anticipation.
The anticipation.
He fucking died.
Bro, that was your moment, dude.
Mod him? I would have modded you, bro.
Oh, I can click on them.
Alright, we gotta go again. I see the gist of the game now.
Yeah, dude, this game's fucking awesome, bro.
I'm assuming these resources you do you take these out into the overworld yeah this game's great
I wonder how much content is in this game
Do the quest on the map first gold refresh ability res and something um how do we do we just leave
Abandoned guys refailed we fucking stuck
You know what this guy's this guy's cool. Maybe if I change his build he'll be better
But his default build is a fucking slow as shit
I didn't feel very powerful.
The Snow Queen seems kind of sick.
Scarlet?
Uh, I'll let me try the Snow Queen.
Never send a monster.
Hey, yo, PC, get the fuck out the Snow Queen.
I'm going...
Gepetto? Oh, he's playing, uh...
What do you call it?
Pinocchio's creator.
All right, let's try this again.
Honestly, we're sticking with the same modifier.
We're not, we're not noobs.
Heroes start their adventure with a choice of legendary object
Yeah, I say we keep it
Dash has a very small cooldown hero healing reduce all to be some more day. I like this it makes us so we level fast
Go solo now. We're doing a group play
We're doing a group play. Let's move come on
Let's see what's after the tentacle boss. It's 10 minutes solos too easy. Is that true?
Okay, uh, quest. Shatter two enemies with a single trait to earn plus 0.5 damage. Complete
Shatter leaves affected enemies frost generated by your village marines on the ground. Unlock.
Ah, defense. Leaves an icecloak before it appears. Master that attractive enemy's attention
will destroy it. I mean, why not? Sure. That seems fine. Okay, I have a Q. My left
click, pins me, I have a right click, an E, oh okay interesting, I have a sprint, or
luck clicks kind of potato. Ah let's move. You gotta try to clear everything on the
map. I just realized where are the damage numbers? Sometimes they pop up and
they're not right now. Is the book the quest? I'm just following these guys. I
I assume these guys play the game.
So, yes.
Remember when I started?
They didn't download it fast. They didn't know I was playing.
Alright, that clearly looks like a quest symbol.
Let's go over there.
I thought you motherfuckers played this game. Why are we not headed in that direction?
Why the hell does Chad need a backseat game us?
What do we even get here? Just the resource?
Let's go do the quest. We'll cut through the middle if we can I don't know what this thing is
I have no idea. Is that like a checkpoint? I can't tell what my Q does, but it has an insane range on it
Does that make them like vulnerable to ice or something? I tried reading, I tried hovering and I can't
It doesn't even show a debuff
You read it through tab
Uh, here we go. Passive. Some of those applied shield to enemies, hitting and decreasing their move speed.
Usually become intangible and shatter all the shield enemies, dealing CC damage.
Now I need to see how I know if they're chilled.
Oh, shit, we got a snowball now.
What is this? Plus 50 of whatever. Oh, I see.
Ah, plus one star of fate. I don't know what the fuck that is.
And I can't tab. So we're gonna go with grit.
I spent this to get that. Well, let's keep moving here. Yeah, how do I know if these move?
Okay, if they have the ice symbol, that means they're... I can shatter them.
My right-click applies it, so right-click into a queue is good.
What do we have? What do we have? This guy's already almost dead.
Even the arm's grand strength plus one damage for each VIT spawn two consumables when picked up
These fucking seem like they suck ass
None of those look impressive
There's that 99 from the shatter
Yeah, maybe I should reroll more. Oh, that's a great combo. I gotta use my shift more
Help all almost dead pull up worth it
I wonder if we split up if we get XP across the whole map
I'm assuming we do because it's not an online game.
Alright, let me see here. I'm going to go to the quest fast.
Four minutes left? You mean seven minutes left. Where are you getting four minutes from?
How can we help to store up to three levels and try to for being released?
Alright, right click build.
Wait, did they pick up the quest?
Oh, so only one person needs to pick up the quest?
Bring back wood to Godric's wine.
Oh, okay. I thought all of us needed to press it.
Whoops, I'm coming. Oh and there's different amounts we can carry. Okay I see
what's going on here. It's a level of the map. You have to physically, oh no you
can just get a shit done. Why don't we just go visit every section real quick
and then do it up. Get ready for each shield, enemy attacks and lands. That
sounds like a nice left click buff. Oh shit, I did so much damage.
Let me see.
Pick everything up.
So it seems like the symbol doesn't disappear.
Even if you collect everything.
Deliver this, and then we gotta go south.
Oh wait, unless we have enough.
Nice.
What are you giving us, Brown? What are you giving us?
She's pretty sick to play, actually.
Her way of skill fusing is sick, especially when you buff it all up.
Power up into a Q and your E is like a machine gun icicles.
So we did this guy's quest and then a bunch of people showed up.
Nice.
See, the XP modifier is worth it, just for that.
Just for that.
Maybe get an old.
Oh shit.
Oh damn. Oh my god, I'm gonna die. Are you fucking kidding? Are you fucking kidding? What was that?
That is a load of shit!
Bro, tell me that didn't use the feather.
Channel's a frost ray to the ground. Oh shit. Oh damn, I got my ult.
Any damage you deal kills standard enemies while it's at health or at least every blow type is at health.
That seems really good.
Well, what do you think? One seems really good as well. I'm dying. Oh fuck. Oh fuck
This is where that
negative effect
It's not good
Guys we should go to the heel. Are you fucking kidding? I don't want to talk about a chat. That was that was dumb as fuck
So if we rest each other
Looks like we don't lose
feathers
Under estimating these mobs
Dude does her shit ton of damage.
Okay, her ult is actually pretty insane.
Spotted her, what's her first strike?
Give us a little round of damage to spend.
Uh, I have a 9 out of 10 for you, drop.
Plus 1 star of faith, whatever that is.
I don't know.
Yeah, we should clear to the health vial.
We have 2 minutes.
Honestly, those kinda look like shit upgrades.
They look pretty bad.
Bro, I don't know what just hit me.
I'm gone from here.
Resources.
Resources for all. Stunned. How much time do we have? A minute 30? Oh fuck. We're dead, aren't we guys? We're fucking dead.
I don't know how you guys are at full HP. We haven't even leveled yet. Might as well just pop it all. It'll be up.
I guess we didn't need it after that, but we did get a help overall upgrade.
50 seconds to get one more upgrade. Today's subsunday, we don't do a cup of the dead. Are you serious, bro?
bro how we doing here how we doing we have time for this that Buddha doll seems
amazing for what's about to happen all right I wonder if we get healed to fall
before the boss fight wake up healing orbs the moms drop am I missing the
healing orbs all right guys we need this I think this game is fucking awesome
this game is very well made it's beautiful it's just kind of sick
Dodge people, dodge!
Oh my fucking god, are you serious right now?
Are you fucking serious, dude?
Full piece of shit.
I'm ranging, bro, I'm ranging.
Yeah, we need some fucking health regen in this shit.
One tap, one tap!
Yeah, you cannot one tap!
That was a good phase.
Holy shit.
I was that there.
Alright, nice, nice.
I'm chilling, I'm chilling, I'm chilling.
Don't rush the tentacles.
Don't rush the tentacles.
Okay, Tentacle just fucking owned me. I'm dead. Are you serious, bro? What do you have against me?
Oh nice. Alright. Did I cancel my ult? I thought I just casted and then I can do other stuff.
Good shit, guys. Good shit. All you are modded in your heart. Special can be held to three more
times okay so I can pop my my spray three times after using power three ways of
ice strike the area until 32 damage okay it's kind of sick how the power-ups
visually change all your abilities here so now all of these I can change or dream
of power what the fuck why does this ran what when do I gain three strength
300 seconds unless it's like you start and it's 300 seconds and the timer
goes down. I wonder if I should do sand and enlightenment. We don't do track mania on
Sunday. So that upgraded a lower quality talent to legendary. So now after using
power six waves of ice strike. So now this is legendary. Ah boys let's move! I guess
the only thing about that is I have to be close. We got new terrain here. My
My damage is insane now.
Oh my god.
My worry is I'm- she's like a glass cannon.
Oh, you know what?
I did cancel my ult.
I did cancel it.
Alright, let's keep moving here.
Fuck are these.
Oh shit, we got a bunch of- XP is XP!
Oh, that shit blows up.
This has a lot of HP.
I went off in my own direction.
Oh shit, that is not friendly.
Come on guys, you guys left some mobs. Where the hell are you? Where are these fucking healing orbs?
Oh my god, he's dead!
Yeah, I'm not seeing these healing orbs unless I'm just picking them up so fast.
I didn't see he didn't drop shit, so there's a chance for them to drop it.
Um, I'm gonna go with another voodoo doll.
It looks like there's- is it fog or is there no heals on this map? I'm just gonna naturally die.
I'm just gonna naturally die.
Yeah, that effects probably wasn't...
Ah, shit, the bird just squawked at me.
Oh no, brah. Use the fucking feather, guys. Use the feather!
There's no way you're gonna survive.
Guys, use feathers. Fuck it, just use them.
Use your ults!
Ah, shit, he's spinning. He's fucking spinning.
He's a spinny bitch.
Dude's 1 HP is like...
Okay, he was not dying.
Yeah, these mobs have a fuck ton of HP dude.
I underestimated this.
You gotta pop all your cooldowns to kill some of these guys.
Basically pop every ability.
Your left click sucks ass.
It's just filler when everything's on CD.
The only thing about my right click buff is I have to be close to them.
How what are we doing here?
Quest, quest!
Oh shit, the quest isn't a cave.
This game would be cool if there is a cleric. Oh my god, there's a bard so I wonder if there's
another healer. You would think there is if the bard heals. It would be fun playing a healing class
in this game. Oh my god, you died. I'm popping ult. I'm popping fucking ult. God for the level
up. Holy shit. That 50% feels like it stopped crocking. I feel like I've been leveled in a
year. Dash creates a frost on the front of the enemy. The enemy sends three attacks,
forward and a cone-shaped burst. Something tells me that was bad. I think the other one was better.
Yeah, the other one was like a radius around me. We're rescuing Sinbad. Oh, I saw the healing orb.
Okay, I just saw it. It is subtle. You pick it up so fast. I would say if anything, the
heroes in the game are random. Like fucking Sinbad isn't it? Wukong is randomly in this
game? Is it just like a bunch of gods you play or something? It's just like a bunch
of fairy tales- yeah wait, didn't I see Aladdin? So yeah, it's a bunch of fairy tale characters
so I would say that's the most random thing about the game. Are you kidding? Oh I
thought I got one tapped. Bro, we got a stun him bro. Oh shit. Here we go, here
Here we go, here we go, here we go, fuck him up, fuck him up!
Oh, that my right blink backs me up.
No one noticed you were dead, sash.
I wonder if this is how you unlock to play him.
I'm assuming it is.
Yeah, that was some weird audio.
I think it's...
Whoa!
It removes Dash's cooldown whenever you use Power Special or Defense.
That seems wicked good.
That's like all the time.
Yeah, that's actually crazy.
Gashgrizz Frost dealing a hundred and a half defense damage to Ennui's past.
Let's try that. Where are we going? What are we doing?
Can we...is there a fast travel out?
How do they leave? Oh, so okay, those are fast travel points.
That explains what the purple shit is. Yeah, what do we have?
Fine. Give me more crit. I'm at 13 crit now. How much time? We have two minutes
And I'm at half HP. I might just naturally die here.
Yeah, this is online co-op. These are three randoms I'm with.
I put in a fix on where if we're not in combat, I lose HP. We all lose HP.
A couple more areas we can go to. We need more... I don't think we're gonna be able to level.
We have one minute. Uh-oh. Oh, that was unfortunate.
They're just teleport- uh-oh, me on this guy.
His crabs are scary.
Well, you have to stun them for big damage.
They flip and they're vulnerable.
Until then, you don't do shit for damage.
Yeah, okay, world is turning red.
I've never seen this boss before, so I don't know what we're gonna be dealing with here.
We've gotten this far, boys.
Well, next game it.
I just thought we were gonna die by now.
This might be where we die.
die. Alright let's see here. Oh boy boys! You're kidding! Dude I got locked into
animation bruh. Damn dude you're so close to getting that. Are you fuck off? Can you
dash through that? You're crazy bruh. You're crazy. Dude you can't destroy it!
I cut- Dude I literally hit shift. Okay bruh. You're crazy bruh. You're crazy dude.
How did you just take that? You know what? I respect the difficulty.
We tried. Your Q has eye frames? Oh, that was pretty sick. Honestly, this game is pretty awesome.
I just got a Wukong. Oh, so you level up the characters as well, and then you slowly obviously become more and more powerful over time.
true I would go again but let's keep moving here it is subsunday all right pretty awesome game man
yeah I honestly think if they took like 33 immortals is great but there's something basic about 33
immortals but if you had that type of depth in that game and you build up a character and if
and it was like 33 immortals.
That'd be fucking awesome.
All right, chat next game here
as we continue down the route of Sebzade.
We are jumping into another game
that I have played before.
But I remember when I played this game
long ago that I thought it was awesome.
And now this game, it is a PVP game.
I don't know how many people still play it, but I'm assuming because at 1.0 it got a d-fib
It was successful. I thought the game was sick when it first came out and now it is 1.0 this week here
Let's see what we got here. Oh shit. I just turned on big picture
Okay, there we go the game is called
Mald, mechabellum
Anyone here?
Ah, yours
Crickets, crickets
Anyone?
1.0
On a Sunday
Okay, someone's here
Ah, this is what we have here
V-sync
What?
Why don't you just pull me out
So streamer integration, I don't know if I want to do that. What does what does that entail?
So I kind of forgot how this game works. I know it's a PvP game
If anyone knows how this game works
Feel free to backseat game. Oh, there's 6,000 people online
So I'm gonna match me
Let's do 1v1
That was fast
There's a survival PDE. Oh
This is what we have here. I remember this game being sick.
Yeah, isn't the goal to take out base parts of the enemy and then you have to counter them or
something? Select your initial lineup. Extra 100 supplies in the first round.
Increase the movement speed one rank to Rhino. Get one rank one saber tooth for free on round two.
Let's go with her because she has the most HP. She has 5500 HP. I don't know what choice
he's making. Oh my god. That grid hurts my eyes. Where am I? Who am I? Okay, so if he
destroys, if he... Oh, is that what the Twitch integration is? You guys can predict who's
going to win. Is that what that is? Verification status under review. What? Okay, so I have
300 supplies, there's 60 seconds to make a move. 5,500 HP, 4,500 HP, recommended formation.
So these are my units I spawn with, and I can move them. Okay, and then I can do a recommended
formation. And these are the units I can spawn in. And then there's also defense I can use.
8 devices. If these, the command centers also have their own defenses. If these both get
destroyed it's game over.
It has to be at a high HP unit that attacks enemies at close range with a laser beam.
Low cost and available in large quantities. I don't fucking know, I just spawned them
in.
Oh fuck. I don't know what's going to happen here.
This game has a lot of counters, so it's just kinda like learning I think.
Really?
Think we're losing?
The fangs might be countering!
We're winning!
We're winning!
The fangs are moving!
Very nice.
We did some damage.
Honestly, that was a fluke.
That was a fluke.
Summon an army of wasps to attack your enemies.
In real life?
What is this?
Okay, cool down three rounds, obtain extra 100 spot in the first round able to immediately recruit rank two units
How do you know what rank they are? I think the two?
YOLO?
Unlock unit. Oh, shit. What do I unlock? I have no idea. So I can unlock
High speed all-purpose tank
Yeah, this game is fucking insane. There's so many units, bro. There's so many units
You can upgrade your units to if you click on them. Oh, yeah with the star. Oh, no, you can individually dude
There's so many paths. I
Have no I thought I have no idea
Does this upgrade the unit or just the squad?
range
Okay, upgrades all the fangs and then I'm gonna fucking have a single use what?
detonates near the enemy
Okay
Maybe I popped these once we're live, but maybe I'll win because of that range upgrade
Oh god. Oh god. He has a fucking mother shit
Shit
Are you serious bro?
What did he even that 40 range was the most useless shit? I've ever seen like that's actually incredible
We both had 300 supplies to work with like really
Giant anti swarm bot. Anti swarm. We need single water crawlers. Maybe they can... I do need an
anti air. Ground only. These are all ground only units. Maybe I can rush this unit. Maybe these
units can rush and kill these guys in the back. Movement speed. Uses destroyed enemies to create
more crawlers. Yeah, maybe we have them like go all the way around here and then
this group here and then they'll find their way in. Little sneak attack. I
could upgrade their speed or we just keep making more units. I don't know
what the play is here. I really don't. These are all ground. Air and ground. I
of 17 seconds what's the cheapest air and ground wasps there you go I don't
fucking know I summoned wasps so these guys should be able to take care of them
are you are you kidding I'm hold on they're kind of owning they're kind of
dude this guy has a shit ass defense are you serious bangs do something all the
wasps died you're joking you're joking how is this level one piece of
Shit, surviving that hard.
Advanced targeting increased the range of all range units.
Bro, range sucks ass.
Creases melting points attack by 50% HP.
Chat, what do we do here?
This seems nice.
Energy shield devices.
Do these units naturally have a shield
or is it just pure HP?
I don't know.
Okay, we're gonna unlock wasps
And just get a bunch of wasps
What does this mean? What is this? Are they like upgradable promote?
Range okay, so then the fangs keep their shit as well. Oh, this is the shield generator
I like left-click and get all these guys
What if I bring the fangs in the middle only newly recruited units can be moved
Are you serious?
Wait these guys are stuck. I don't fucking know. I'm pressing buttons. I'm fucking pressing buttons. Oh
God, yeah, we're fucking dead. Get annihilated. It's getting burned alive. All right, speed it up. I'm getting screwed
I'm getting fucking screwed. I don't know if there's any way to actually beat this guy right now
I don't see it happening
pieces fangs attack by 40% in movement speed by three, but increases range
Can I sell units? I'm gonna go all fangs
Can I sell a unit?
I don't think I can.
So I can't move these dudes at all.
Fang build.
The left tower.
What?
You have to buy tower features.
Wait, did I recruit too many?
Ah shit.
Try this enemy missile with 150.
Jorn had an air shield.
Single use sentry missile that enters near the enemy.
I don't know if these do damage to my friendlies.
If they do, lol.
Oh my fucking god, just move it behind.
Why can't I shield generator this?
Let's pretend this makes sense.
This is me just doing the, okay, like that?
Okay, bro.
Like you need them to halt or some shit
so they stay in the shield.
Okay, that was absolutely useless.
Wait, the fangs are breaking through.
Wait a minute.
The squadron.
Oh no, they're fucked, they're dead.
I don't think there's any way to clutch up from this.
Yeah, this is most likely GG.
I feel like Rhino might be really good too.
The thing is, he's gonna have a similar unit, won't he?
I don't think this one guy can do enough.
What if I just like, buff the shit out of this guy
with everything I have, and then recruit some like, fangs around him?
And then intercepts the missile.
Can I just have this guy hold?
So he like, absorbs?
I'm just doing this obviously this is probably not gonna work
This is me experimenting
With the units. Oh, he's fucking going dude. He's going
He's mad. This would be a great space marine game
So I don't I think this guy's only a ground attack, so
He's just going oh shit. What the fuck?
Okay, he's just one punch that dude. What the hell?
No way is he gonna do it?
The thing is, I'm pretty sure he's dead.
Did I have to press these?
Oh, yeah, I think it's GG.
Yeah, GG.
Close.
There's a lot in this game to take in, so it's kind of heavy.
There's so many things you can upgrade.
There's so many units.
Yeah, you have to counter your opponent's build, of course.
But there's not just like, oh, just make an air unit.
There's like 10 air units.
I feel like I go again.
Should we do a four player brawler?
Who here plays this game?
Vaxi game.
Okay, bro.
This is, okay, man.
This is saying people with shit computers
are gonna lag the experience.
Yeah, let's just do 1v1.
2v2, my teammate's gonna hate me.
Okay, I'm not gonna,
what if this was actually Morgan Freeman?
Go sniper range spam with a few fire giants.
What if I go sniper marksman long range anti unit bot and heavy tank that seems like a great combo
Look all I want to do is win one game if I can win one PVP match. I'm proud of myself
Okay, so I'm assuming this is the range of his attack
Yeah, so as soon as they cross the border they get sniped
Yes
so we need some heavy defense here heavy defense we got a line of snipers the
snipers move forward as well the thing is when I play some they're placed here
for good so I have to just chill here okay we got a line don't fucking wave at
me buddy all right I swear if you're stream sniping you piece of shit you're
You're looking at my build, that's why I'm gonna lose this.
And then we need to protect them,
maybe bring them a little closer in initially.
All right, let's see here.
What the hell is going on?
Probably destroy those crawlers!
Fusion of single targets, and okay, we're gonna win this.
I don't know if the tanks have enough AOE.
Yeah, this would be a great space marine game.
They should just copy this formula
and then skin it to space marine.
Increases scorpions attack. I don't have scorpions. Able to really recruit rank 3 Fang. I think that's worth it.
Free. Free is a good option here. Plus those are uh, the fuck? Wait, I thought it gave me Fang.
Did I not read it right? I thought it gave me free Fang units. Fuck. Unless I have to unlock.
Oh, it is an unlock.
Unlock for free and now I can deploy one.
Each attack fires two bullets and succession increases reload, increases attack range, multiple
utilized marksman's attack speed at the cost of lower damage.
Do I deploy two or do I upgrade marksman as the question?
Deploy two.
Oh, and they're upgraded fangs too.
I don't know if this is a good formation for this. Maybe the tanks
Let's see. Let's see. Maybe I don't know if they should be protected or not. I'm not sure
Yeah, maybe the things behind the tanks are the way, but it's too late. I can't
Fire badgers that guy was using fire badgers. They were crazy. I don't mind getting an aircraft in here now
I think an aircraft might not be bad
Just to get some shit in the air. Let's try it
So I can promote these guys, what does it say they get increased oh it shows you
Holy shit their promotions insane
They double their HP and they double their attack, but then you can see all his promotions
Okay, I'm gonna I don't have enough I might get one more tank
I just put him in front here
If possible, what am I missing here?
Oh, you gotta click outside the range. This unit, I just don't really know what the fuck
this unit does. I might just leave him near the sniper squad. I don't really know. Yeah,
I'm not entirely sure what the fuck to do here. Leave him in the middle. Oh shit. Oh,
this sends out, oh damn. Oh wait, we're 1v1-ing. He had the same unit. Increases sandworms
This movement, decreased the cooldown of all battlefield powers, the range of units equipped
with this, item is increased by 20.
What if I get three?
How do I equip them with it?
I have no idea how I equip them.
Okay, I'm a little worried here.
Do we get another sniper or another tank group?
I'm scared of the left and the right, and I don't have enough.
Maybe right here, and right here, and now I pray, spend the 50, might as well,
whatever.
Okay, is this de- Oh my god, he has a rhino.
He has a rhino.
That's like the bullet.
Oh, this guy is fucking owning him.
Okay, he doesn't pose a threat.
Destroyed.
Now it's all up to the snipers.
The civilization roll- Ah yeah, your guys are dead.
Oh no.
That's crazy.
That's not good.
That's not good.
Instantly recruit level five crawlers.
Where the fuck is the crawler?
I don't know if I want these.
I'm not sure.
300.
I could pop this.
I don't know what the hell these guys entail.
I am not sure.
I feel like this is where I lose.
Try to intercept enemy missiles within...
I'm not sure, bro.
I am not fucking sure.
I'm scared.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
Oh, I'm so fucked.
Do I know dead?
Big units destroyed?
Okay now we're dealing with swarms. We have some defense. Can we do this? Oh there's too many.
There's too many. Fuck me man. Fuck me dude. I need something that destroys his
ground troops. I need a ground troop destroyer. What the hell does the
sandworm do? What if the sandworm's insane? This uses artillery ground only.
Fortress isn't bad. Long-range splash damage in the large area. Okay, I feel like I
should move these dudes over here. So they're in range of attacking, but they're
like right here. Maybe even behind snipers. Even further in the back, I don't
think so because by the time they push up, I want them to be like half HP. I
I don't think so.
There's so many promotions.
I'm gonna fail.
Oh shit.
Oh my god, that was the fastest minute.
He has the same units.
Those things do not shoot very often, do they?
We might be winning.
Honestly, those might have just clutched us
because it looks like they're destroying the swarms.
Shit.
This is literally swarm versus swarm.
No, he destroyed me, Jay.
Don't know what to do man. I could skip it for the plus 50. I don't see any of these arc light is zero
Was that not for the hacker?
Should I just drop this I?
Can't move my units. I unlock any area. These are so expensive to unlock
Fucking God dude. What do I do here, bro?
Maybe the I don't know where to put the hacker
But maybe if he's shielded here, he'll take control of that turn around and just fucking flamethrower all of them dead. I'm dead
I'm actually fucking dead. I'm actually fucking dead. I
Don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I thought his range. He's fucking hacked from like a mile away
Maybe maybe maybe oh my god. He's hacked. How can she hack?
Maybe oh my god, he's insane
He is insane
Holy shit, dude
That hack was crazy
That thing is won the game
The attack of units equipped with this item is increased by 50% while HP is increased by 30%
I wonder if increased after I try and upgrade is no longer consumed supplies. I
Feel like if you put this on hacker won't he hack faster? I upgrade him
Increases hackers range but allows hacker to fire five control beams
Increases range, units under hacker control will immediately recover their max HP.
Oh god, fucking hacker build.
Should I put him closer?
Because before it said he needed to get way closer, oh I can't, well.
I'm about to fucking drop a bunch of storm collars.
I put it on the wrong fucking unit dude.
Are you serious?
Can you rip that shit off?
You motherfucker, GG.
Oh god what do I do?
I get
You got him, you got him, fuck him up, fuck him up
Are you kidding me, are you kidding?
No way, he'd let himself die, you fucking idiot
That bias enough time is the question, because his left and right flank died
I actually think that bought us enough time
Hurry, hurry, hurry
Wow, that was nice
You are still alive. I'm about to spot in two hackers if he has to all two for two
Double hacks. I wonder if he can get a unit that jams the hack. What the hell is this thing?
Oh my god, it produces a bunch of shit. That's crazy. I don't I had no idea what to do with that unit
It's a whole base
I'm buffing them boys. I'm buffing them
I'm poor as shit don't tell me I fucking through don't tell me I threw
Upgraded it's anti-missile
Oh my god. I never got a shield. Are we dead? We're fucking dead. We're fucking dead
Maybe he didn't spawn a shield this time. All right. Okay. You have to manually deploy
You put a unit in front
No, I
Hacked the wrong shit
he has units in front man I can't tell if this war shit is doing anything it's
just there okay okay okay I don't know how all my snipers just got annihilated
I'm actually I don't understand that warship was fucking useless sure dude you
know what I'm sure that absorbs damage equal to do is a spanking block at
at least one instance of damage.
Double hacker, shield everybody.
Triple hacker, there's not gonna be another round.
I don't think you can focus the hack.
Let's try that chain ability right there.
Life or death.
Come on, nukem!
Okay, okay, okay, that damage absolutely blows ass.
Oh my God, he hacked the razor.
Nice.
I don't know who's who.
Oh, they're both being hacked! They're both being hacked!
One's being ha- Oh, he hacked him! He hacked him! Get fucked! Get fucked!
Why are you turning around? Good job! Turn around!
We got stunlocked.
But it's all good. It's all good, save.
Oh, he has a bunch of m- Oh no!
Do I have anything that can attack the air?
Ground only? I have one sniper if he dies.
Ground only? Oh, I have two snipers.
Oh yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good.
and tell me you're dead here bro thank you really 1.0 and that's the
victory screen after a 20 minute match that should have like been the flashiest
shit no music nothing you win no shut up and leave shut up man are you can bet
on other people winning I saw predictions so some people watch others
matches. 4v4. If it's laggy, oh my god people actually play this. Why are we all 501? I don't
remember ever joining 501. I might just stand the back and snipe everybody again until the
inevitable death. Oh, I have no sniper units. I have fangs. 501 recruited you. Sledgehammer.
Anti swarm bot is swarm in this game. I think swarm just means like if against fangs like fangs are considered a swarm
Okay, fuck. Yeah
Swarm means multiple enemies. I think oh fuck these units man
How the hell is this the game mode even work?
This is a four player brawler. Are we all versing AI or something?
It's seeing who can is it seeing who can survive against AI?
First first AI than players. Oh, I thought this was like that's kind of weird
So you have to see if you can survive the AI which I probably won't heavy mech ground units
Let's see how much damage you do friend
Where do I put these guys? I'm not entirely sure
Let's just keep them right here align them with the towers have these guys
Right here
These guys right here sure, man. I
Have no idea
Let's see. Okay. Those do those do decent damage against worms
Wait, so he has units being sent over here
Fuck I have to protect against my right and left side. Oh
So the more PvE you killed the more bonus supplies you get for next round. I
I still have a unit left if they could destroy this. I think it will stun the server. Oh
No, it just gives us a shit ton of stuff. I like how I got the most shit there
It is PvE, but then it opens up. Yeah, so everybody does fight everybody. I see
Don't worry. I may have won this round, but I will I will fail. I would have failed
Heavy all-purpose mech two Gatling guns. That sounds fun
That sounds fun
What the fuck he has a bunch of hackers
No, that sounds great
We're gonna do two typhoons on the left side
This is ground and air and then we'll get this side with another tarantula
It seems like it's better just to kill the AI though for the points initially
these guys are all purpose their air and ground they have the same range of
attack basically put them further back I want them to assist I don't want them to
have to move up a lot now leave them here I believe we'll make this work I
think let's see here they're gonna totally get hacked guys brought up the
hackers early. Scatling guns do no damage to those. That takes a long time for them to
break through. Ah shit. They'll win, they'll survive, but I gotta watch out for that. They're
actually doing really well. These units are kind of sick. Especially because they're
air and ground. Oh, he's going to back up. Uh oh. He's fine. Oh my god. What?
I think he got hacked and has more HP.
He's dead here.
I might upgrade these units and just spam tarantulas.
And see how far I get.
This guy's fucking moving.
Lol, they missed.
Will he do it before he dies?
Yes!
And now, GG.
Get some XP.
You've done well, friend.
You've done well.
It's my last unit.
farming. Hackers are OP. Fire is multiple and city rom is on a straight line. The range of video with this item
doesn't uh, doesn't it? It's the selected units movement path able to really recruit three hackers.
Did I read that wrong? Shouldn't that have given me some hackers? What the fuck could I just read?
Do I have to first unlock them? Rank three. Free level three. Oh so now the hackers
Letters start at level 3, I can get two of them.
I kinda wanna upgrade the typhoons just cause they're sick and then you can have it so they
have homing missiles and barriers.
Large support vehicle, yeah I kinda like that.
I don't know, fuck that shit.
This is what we're gonna do.
Okay, let me see here.
timer starts holy shit the homing missiles oh this is gonna be it's not
battle oh this is stuff oh this is stuff start oh my god those
gattling guns oh they need more buff the farce here what did you even do bro
yeah 240 is pretty decent 240 is not bad put the hacker in and then see if I
can get a gattling upgrade but yeah I think I need more Zerg units in the
So they're cannon fodder. All right, let's see what we have here
50 really smoke in a straight line some in one wraith to attack enemies you're gonna have some overlord
I'm not thinking just get supply here. I kind of want to upgrade these guys and give them
Barrier
Generates a shield dome that protects all allies shielded figures at 10,000 per unit rank increase
I kind of want to do that. I want to see how good one unit is
you know what I'm saying what the fuck oh no okay we're fine yeah I kind of want
to do that now they all have barriers I should upgrade these guys yeah one more
fang to absorb some attacks in the front line and then I don't know how I just
wrote what the hell is how did I just do that how do I change their
formation. I could have him chill here to defend whatever comes through this way
but hmm oh it's middle mouse. I kind of just like ignoring the dudes on the right
and just trying to kill as much AI as I can. That's a lot of shield bubbles. Alright
how are we doing here? Right side is way scarier than left side. Wow they
instantly destroy that shield. Okay this guy shoots missiles. I am not
impressed with that damage. He might survive this. These dudes are owning
right now. Oh the shield? Oh my god, hurry! Nice. Whatever. Oh we got a whole
fucking group. We got a whole motherfucking group right now. Good shit, good shit
bullies. We'll take that right there. We'll take that. They might be able to
clean a lot here so those shields never reach and huh we can speed it up majority
needs to vote to speed it up all right this is my army right here will we
survive yes two hackers and snipers a all my fucking god they got destroyed
Okay. 750 scorpions? Ground only, ground only, air and ground.
We're going Phoenix. Phoenix, please.
These upgrades are so expensive. Those are the only people I'm upgrading.
And then I'm getting a loan. And then regretting it instantly.
We'll get one fucking hacker. Alright, this motherfucker better be amazing at hacking, I swear to God.
But I'm right in the shield all air in here
Get one more tarantula. I'm thinking or another Phoenix squad
Any one more tarantula?
I'm fucking dead GG
It's over GG boys
Send it home. Oh my god. I moved him by accident. Send it home. Oh
You had to the guy had to one unit you useless fuck
We got through our base pretty fast there even though he has artillery that's
annihilating my Phoenixes. Okay my group just split up into two. Uh-oh. No way, no
way. Okay whatever we killed him. Oh I don't think we can beat that. I don't
think we can beat that group with this coffin. This is gonna this can be rough.
Yeah this artillery is gonna take us out unless... bro how is mommy so good at
this shit what the hell is this bro how is she even surviving what the fuck is
going on here everybody's dead I don't know how this dude's at like plus 400 it
takes a while to win unless it starts speeding up like how much is she gonna
get here it's 10 rounds oh yeah this game is pretty awesome too this is like
a pure PvP game as well. Someone said there is a solo mode though for PvE. Give me guided
missiles. Okay, we're gonna bombard, murder all of them. I want extreme amounts of typhoons.
Where the fuck am I right now? This is not my base. Did I just put that shit in the
wrong spot? Thank God for the cancel button. What the hell? What is this? What is that?
Is he about to nuke me?
Or is that saying, is that a danger?
I don't know if the shield generator is gonna be enough.
This looks like the same icon of pathing.
I don't think it is a nuke.
It's his movement.
Full tarantulas, bro.
Where are we, where are we fucking around here, dude?
We're so dead.
We're so dead.
We're so fucking dead.
Please blow up.
Please blow up.
Hurry.
Don't let them move out of it, nuke them.
Stream lag nice nice
Almost hacked this guy's rhino
Nice we got his unit
This guy has a sand worm that just one tap that shit and stunned the whole group
But we're all good. We still have solid units
And now this guy's in our arsenal the fortress. Oh nice. We destroyed this fast
plus 66 oh
Oh, we're going in. Okay, this guy just fucking has a mind of his own.
Oh, this is gonna hurt.
Oh no. It's done. Good stun for a little while.
This dude's doing his own thing. Good clear.
This is where it's gonna be death.
Because we're clearing up and these guys are moving in fully straight.
What's happening here? He's dead. He's fucking dead.
Are not? Almost. He did well. Insane hack.
There's a cinematic view top right. We'll take the overlords.
Give us the overlords. Make this group stronger.
We're all in on the left side. All in left side.
Upgrades, promotions, full of promotions.
You carry out the others
Even to you or typhoons
double typhoons
Extend the lines
Let's do what happens here. Um, I don't have enough to put a shield down and I fucking should have
What I could do is I could do a refund. I don't know if this is enough the 150
JJ
Where's this cinematic camera? Where do you see this? Where the fuck is this cinematic camera?
What the hell? He has no units.
Alright boys, let's see what happens here.
Army split, left and right. Moving through.
We got three overlords on the left side.
Every kill is plus one FPS.
They are moving to the right here. They are clearing very well, but they're going to end up dying to some of these units.
This whole pack here is fucking clearing and we're not under attack by his units here
Very nice timing. These guys are still moving in here
This is cinema for ants
Move it in, Brad, move it in. Oh my god, dude. We fucking owned
Easy clap
Holy! Thank you. Thank you. I know, I know. The build. The build. The build is insane
Send the electromagnetic shot
Send it
Well, sneeze upgrades on the tarantulas. Oh my god. Whoops hacker heal upgrade
True that was actually pretty good. If he actually gets the hack off. It's really good
I could do one more hacker now that I did upgrade sure. I'll keep him in this pool though
So if we do find somebody he can hack
I'm not about to drop more typhoons, bro. I'm going all in typhoon
I'm going all in fucking typhoon. What am I doing? What the fuck am I doing?
Bro, some of the luck clicks in this game, it's like, god damn it! Okay? All I'm saying.
Oh my god, hack that bitch! Oh my god, bro. Oh no, they're gonna die too fast. I don't think
we're gonna be able to. If we could get one of those on our arsenal, that'd be amazing.
Oh my god, he got it! Oh, we're fucking owning here. I think we got this shit.
although I see a lot of death so maybe not it depends here oh shit don't get
hacked bro kill him fast nice nice this will be interesting his battleship
versus our shit right now okay we can kill them we have enough damage nice
Nice, nice.
Okay, we only have one squad left here.
Oh, here fuck it dead.
Oh my god, he survived, dude!
Oh, now you're dead.
Okay, we have three ships.
And one ground unit.
Can these guys shoot air? Yes.
Am I gonna do more damage?
No.
That thing's insane at killing.
Shit in the sky.
Shit, we're doing it.
We're doing it.
Double them up.
Double them up.
the units can you upgrade all oh my god you can that's an actual button I'm
wondering if I want to upgrade them all or not or I could spawn get shields oh
fuck never it is what it is it is what it is holy shit that's what we're up
against okay bro oh my god hack one of them dude can you hack a shit useless
These fucking hackers, did they die?
I'm getting annihilated.
My whole army just got shattered this round.
That's insane!
Bro, I got demolished by the PVE and this guy on the left.
That's fucking bullshit dude.
I got double teamed by the PVE and the PVP here.
That's what happened there.
I mean, level one unit's upgraded.
Why are level one units upgraded bad?
Orbital strike, full upgrades,
Ariel, I don't know if that's worth getting.
How can I protect the right side from a flank?
I had no idea how I can do that.
I'm not sure.
I can't move my units back, they're stationary.
Build snipers, I don't have, I have 488.
688.
I could spam some phoenixes for air units.
Or have sentry missiles right here.
See what the fuck this does.
I don't know if these kill me.
Help me, there's no friendly fire.
I know it's the last round, I'm aware.
That's all we got.
Yellow.
Send it.
Oh my god!
Good thing we got shields for days.
I'm being targeted.
What the fuck is this?
No one else has red on their base other than me.
This is some bullshit.
Shit, they got fucking nuked.
This is a gang up, bro. This is a gang up.
I don't think they can survive this.
This guy's sending insane units my way.
I have level 10 fucking AI at my door.
Okay, dude. Who's red?
They're going uncontested, always just having...
They have so many points all the time.
Wait, is this the last round?
Whatever, bruh. That was some bullshit.
GG.
Yeah, this game was called Mechabellum, played this long ago at 1.0, honestly a great game, just an awesome game, so many different things you can do in that shit, you know?
Alright, next game as we continue down this sub-Sunday road here, people, we are jumping in to a brand new game here.
Oh, yeah, let's see what this is. I just got to go take a piss real quick. Let me load this up this game has
Box art boom boom
We just go piss real quick hold up. All right, sorry about that chat. All right, let's see what we got here
This game
It's called
mouth washing
The hell is this?
What have you guys done here? What am I playing here? What am I doing here?
We don't want head bobs
Okay, so we got going on here. I don't think it's a horror game
Oh, so we're a crew in a spaceship right now
More than a year. It's been half a year. I hope this hurts. What?
Why are you saying that?
Okay, so we're a crew of five on a ship
Zero days before the crash
An orbital body has been detected. 21 AU ahead of the vessel. Please make a manual correction, 1.4 degrees left, wards to avoid impact with unknown mass.
Oh wait, you want me to do this? Steer right. I thought it said, oh wait. There was no option to turn left.
Direct collision course with orbital body at 1.9 AU away, engaging autopilot to correct vessel, advise crew to take up emergency positions.
4,000 credits docked from Croupay package for failure of navigational staff.
What does this do?
It's locked.
It needs a key.
Well that ain't my problem.
And I actually turned left.
No?
No.
Utility.
A length of nylon.
Oh!
There's a key in here.
Emergency key.
Let's see what this does here.
Okay.
Fab.
Use emergency key.
engage autopot are we are we trying are we trying positive ship to crash crash
imminent I guess so I guess I'm the crew member that just lost my shit gonna take
it after half a year floating through space where the hell is the crew don't
be that giddy up galaxy what the hell is this it's the worst spaceship man this
This doesn't feel futuristic. I feel like I'm in a ship.
What the hell, man? What the hell, dude?
What is going on?
No, I'm on a spaceship.
Not like a cruise ship.
Like, goddamn, it looks like a boat.
Ah!
Who are you? What do you want?
What is this?
Why is that guy's posters everywhere?
I'm losing my mind.
He's back.
What does this mean?
This does not look right.
months after the crash? Oh we're alive. Anyone else would do the same thing. We
ain't touching the damn cargo, the hold is locked down for a reason. The only thing
worse than dying slowly is not getting paid, but it could be something useful, I
think. Could be what hopes, dreams, and marzipan? Uh huh, you don't have to. If it
helps us survive it's worth it. Man Pony Express bosses really aren't chill at all
huh? This is two months after the crash. Come on a quick look won't hurt. How
exactly is this group therapy committee planning on getting in there? Alright
here boss you're looking at the meanest swing of the regional junior baseball
team. Straight up nearly corked a kid once I can take the utility axe and
you were goddamn born fully corked. Doesn't have Swansea. There has to be
in case of emergency way inside. If I remember correctly from the safety protocols, the doors
should have an alternate access code, but it can only be uncovered using a code scanner device,
and only the captain has access to the scanner. Of course, go ahead and ask him all about it,
then maybe he'll sing you the blues too. We don't need him if we find the scanner,
get the code and open the hold. For better or worse, I'm captain now. I'm the captain now.
I'll figure it out right on.
Acquire code scan. I'm lost.
The hell is going on here?
Didn't I just play the guy who purposefully caused the ship to crash?
And now this is two months after the crash.
I'm lost.
What up, dude?
Looks like it'll be soup again for dinner.
You want a rock, paper, scissor for the chicken noodle.
How much food do we have left?
I'd say like four months.
But less than the remaining air supply, but we can make it last in theory.
We'll be starting to poke new holes in our belts pretty soon to pull that off.
Man, my mom will straight up stuff me when I get back.
I'll look like Swansea.
We'll have a rad story to tell, though.
They might even write articles about us.
We could be on TV.
Uh, it'll impress the ladies too.
Hell yeah, the real problem is us running out of toilet paper.
Fatal stuff, man.
We should leave that part out for the press.
Okay, so we're still on a ship.
as well as I've been like this for you for your whole internship.
That's just how he is man.
Didn't want to spell like me falling around for an entire year.
This is really the internship experience.
And I had a mind don't let him push your rod too much.
His bark is worse than his bite.
He may be cranky, but he's a legit wizard of a mechanic.
I was like you rock.
So this is what years and years and years and years look like.
I'm sure he appreciated that.
Okay, bro.
This is clearly the simulation room when you want to,
if you miss the sun rise.
So we don't go crazy up in space.
That's what's happening here.
Okay, this toaster's fucking broken.
There's a menu.
Cockpit!
Let's go see if the captain's there.
Alright, this game's a little attractive.
I like the concept of a crew, you know, in space right now.
What up, man?
Hey, just supposed to be figuring out our great cargo robbery?
Why are you standing out there and none of your goddamn business?
Everything is my business now because I'm curly.
I don't want to keep having this conversation right right Capitano. I'm working blue collar pools can't afford to stop working even when the machine does go figure
Before you start, I'm taking a break. Don't you worry. I ain't going over my break time allowance
Working on what how does it look in there? It's a solid wall of foam
I'm trying to see if I can break it down enough to get something useful out any of my tools
But if I breach that foam and break the air seal, it's lights out for all of us
I ain't letting anyone else mess around in there. Even that's okay. He's your intern
You're supposed to be helpful. You think I'm letting that knuckle head in here after the crash roughed it up
Our so-called nurse nearly skewered her leg when the vent hatch was open during maintenance and that was before the crash
I want her but it is one ear and out the other
And that there's the teeny bopper thick you only with his downstairs some shit and just like my useless kids back home
So now ain't letting anyone mess around in here. All right, so I see keep me updated
Sure, dude
Okay, let's go try to get to the cockpit
And talk to the captain and see what's going on
Goddamn
Hey code scanner. All right open the cargo hold. All right, so we're trying to get the stuff in the cargo hold
Where's cargo this way? We got the scanner. Is this cargo hold honey?
express it is isn't it our nurse should be here even she couldn't make this
situation worse with her presence the fuck I got the scanner I need to go to
cargo is this not cargo I need to go I thought he said the nurse was here maybe
she's chilling let me move her out here maybe she's upstairs why is he
pregnant he just brought a lot of beer on board nurse in medical oh wait
This guy's here. Oh God. Is that the captain?
He doesn't want to keep still anymore. What about the painkillers? He it just hurts him so much
I can't stand the noise. You did make it through nursing school, right?
Pony Express sure does know how to cut corners if corners if nothing else
Also, well, I was hoping you could help me with captain
Curly right sorry with Curly's medication people have to be worth their titles. Don't you think nurse Anya? Yeah, forget
I asked I'll take care of it
Are you gonna feed curly his meds? He really suffers without them. Yeah, his managers are also looking wet
I know we're out of fresh ones. Oh
My god, so this is what happened to captain. It wasn't I the cat didn't I fucking
These are all we have left
Captain bro. Oh god. How are you still alive, bro?
Okay
His mouth is closed open his fucking mouth, then bro open your goddamn. Oh god
Actually leave it closed. I didn't think okay. Actually no hold on there you go
Hold still I don't like this anymore than you do. You know what they say any pain is how we know we're still living
I can't bear to listen. Excuse me. Sorry
It looked like the captain purposefully
Brought the ship crash the ship
Shit, he's changing his bad his fucking bandages, bro
How are you doing now bro, you fine?
Leave the mouth open, it looks better.
You don't look as messed up.
Alright, I think we're good here.
Okay.
You're recovering no time bro.
You'll be okay, it doesn't look that bad.
I'll see you later.
Alright, what's happening?
The nurse.
We don't have a whole lot of painkillers left, but you still want to keep-
Why do you think he did it? Does it matter?
What answer would make you feel you better?
I have to believe that our worst moments don't make us monsters, Jim.
Jim I have to even in his case he tried to take us all down with him on ya
Oh, okay the way I see it
There's two reasons to keep him alive at this point guess the important bit is that we all agree to it for one reason or another
I'm still feeling nauseous. I need a minute
Okay, so there are where the captain fucking tried killing everybody. All right. That's what I was like
What the hell is going on? I
Wonder if she's back at cargo now
Let's just head to cargo find out what's going on
Hey, yeah, what up?
What do you guys think we've been shipping if it's spare parts maybe me and Swansea can repair the ship and we can get out of here
Right so I'll say it quit yapping
Well get on with it. This is all you I want it duly noted that I had no involvement in this
Are we doing the right thing? Let it be medicine food or water
So we are a crew and we've been transporting what's in here
But we don't know what we've been transporting and now as a crew because the captain tried killing us all
We're gonna find out what's in here
That's- I'm pretty sure that's what's happening.
Oh fuck! Am I supposed to look for this shit?
Oh, it's right there. 4517.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, this shit.
What's on this shit?
God.
Oh, I thought the game crashed.
Seven days before the crash.
Oh, now we're in the past.
Yeah, yeah, damn, I'm sorry, couldn't sleep again, but I passed the psych eval.
Well, you gave the same answers as last time.
I do wish you'd open a little more, Captain.
These evaluations aren't just about you.
As long as I'm fit to fly in your eyes on you.
Oh, stop it.
Yes, that means I only have one more.
You've got a lot to do.
And Jimmy, he acts as if I do things.
I know that I had a report with things like I have found myself
sexually excited at the sight of cartoon horses.
What?
Oh, well, I could take it off your hands.
Really, I've known him a long time.
He won't try any bullshit with me.
I suppose you are the captain. I am the captain. Thank you. What a relief
Oh before I forget, I was gonna ask me to give you this
They can't expect me to perform miracles
Not sure what it means, but sounds like fun. Good luck captain
Talk to Jimmy and Swansy. All right
Let's go do that. I think this game is pretty interesting
You know, I'm actually a little intrigued. I'm intrigued. I
Want to know what the hell the cat why the captain did what he did
What we're transporting
Let me see we got to go talk to swan see and
There's this guy. Oh
That's Jimmy and pony express that they don't provide on board entertainment feels like there's always something broken in that room
So we play as Jimmy once Curly's
You know when he's in the hospital bed
Culper starting to show her age past inspection right shouldn't be an issue plus they added dice cake last minute didn't account that there'd be
five of us now I really should have made a bigger stink about that maybe you
should intervene or we could just close the door your fault or five one seven
try it again will it let us know all right we gotta find yep there's swancy
dudes and engineer what is going on here I can see the issue the kid was
brought on just to make me suffer in turn my ass I was just trying to fix
event how did that trigger the emergency foam because you're talented in all the
wrong ways I would have dealt with this but only you can unlock the axe case every
god damn thing has to go through you I'll handle it hang in their dice game
okay where the hell is the emergency axe oh god fucking damn it do I have it I
need to go find the scanner I don't think it's four five one seven again
Unless it is you're really gonna make me go find the fucking scanner. Oh wait. I have it. Jesus
There we go
Am I doing this? I think I got it hang in there
You want it back of my day wouldn't have to go through a dog and pony show for every little thing
Might as well put our cutlery behind the lock
I'm gonna just use it like this can't use this here. There you go, bro. I'm intrigued man. Will the whole crew survive?
Strong stuff get it through your goddamn spell that bent is strictly off limits fully fucking collapse inside
You're looking to get impaled electrocuted and cooked. Yeah, but like you can't fit in there and to fix it, right?
So I can totally handle it captain. Give me the axe swan see this could have damaged the pods
You can't let something like this happen again. Yeah. Yeah, I got it loud and clear keep the axe until you clean this all up
Yeah, okay, so all the foam everywhere is the emergency foam I
I take out you guys with being sane then, just off-center, but it's what keeps me on my toes.
I said I'd do yours. I want to hear all about those cartoon horses.
Is that something you were born with or a recent development?
All right, shut up. Let's go to the cockpit.
All right, let's get the cockpit.
Cockpit was this way.
Right now I'm the captain of the ship. This is before
or the crash into the asteroid.
Yeah, this game has a better story than Frank Stone right off the bat.
What the hell?
This is the wind of the cockpit.
It's the longest goddamn staircase.
What?
Holy...
Oh, I can't wait to go back up.
This doesn't seem right.
Oh, I'm going insane.
That's what's happening here.
Oh, God.
captain's going insane the psych evil was wrong I think that's what's happened
dude's actually schizo as fuck what caused this though what caused this is
it's just my mind just warped why is the game called mouthwashing
Much of bent ladders.
I am losing my vine!
Oh, we made it.
Oof! That was a long journey.
And we're back to reality.
You can't just make something up for this.
It's not like these evals ever go anywhere when we get back.
We'll power through it.
Have you been able to complete your mandated tasks
as co-pilot efficiently
and to your fullest capacity?
Ergh, let's see.
I'll just put good for that one.
That's all of them.
Done and done, how are things otherwise off the record?
I like it, we're in control here.
Didn't think you'd ever take it to being a freighter pile
as well as you have.
But with how you struggle back on earth,
sure, all I ever hear is how great of a leader you are.
Honestly, it's kind of annoying.
So what is it?
Hmm, I'll commit, oh, it seems like you're standing
on the edge of a bridge with your feet in cement.
Lately, I've just been thinking, is this enough?
Should I just stay here
because I've been successful at it?
A good long haul freighter captain.
And that's bad.
That's what I'm saying, it's not.
But, it's terrifying. I think I might figure it out, is this all I'll ever be?
Or do I take the risk and try something new?
Even if I'm bad at it.
Hmm, I guess I get it, you're reached the highest rung on this ladder.
So now you're thinking you might be one beyond the wrong ladder altogether, still a long way down?
Bombs still climbing and climbing, something like that.
But hey, you know I believed in you.
Here on Earth.
It doesn't matter. You should write that down on the sci-fi valve.
Message incoming.
The big guys themselves? Yes, that's my cue. I'll see you later.
Okay, so this guy's my co-pilot then. Sure, dude.
Now this game's still intriguing, bro. I want to see how it shit hits the bed.
Take news from corporate.
Every time that happens, I think my game is crashing.
Dragon Breath X mouthwash.
We're taking a year-long trip to move mouthwash across the fucking galaxy.
It sounds like America.
Or what America promises.
And then the reality kicks in.
Wait, can I change the channel?
The hell is going on here, man?
Is this the sci-fi channel?
It must be.
Unless that was like a black hole.
The hell is this?
What are we watching?
Oh my god, wait, dragon breath.
This is the product we're shipping.
Brand new formula designed to kill bacteria and kill germs without leaving a bad taste.
Okay, so that's what we're shipping here, huh? Two months after the crash. All right, this is present day.
It's- this is mouthwash?
Unfucking believable. There's gotta be an ocean of the stuff in here. This room looks freaking endless.
This is what they'd have five people hauling for over a year.
all of this for mouthwash the sugar content probably offsets any potential as
a disinfectant disinfectant what are you let me see that 14% ethanol I suppose
will smell good at least that's right get out you can bet your ass on that
what are you doing stop that oh god oh shut up I'm just an old conjurer taking
Care of his dental hygiene. You hear that? That's the sound of 50 years of sobriety popping like a cyst.
A glorious, magnificent, red-hot cyst.
Good runins and cheers to Captain Curly. You're here.
Guess I don't think you get seriously blasted off of this stuff yet and kill you in the process.
This can't be real. There's no way. Now we can go out in style.
Dicecake, come here. Anyone ever teach you how to drink like a man?
Oh, God.
Motherfuckers drinking...
Six days before the crash.
Okay, so now we're in the captain role
Break the news
We got to go talk to the crew now
We got to go find the crew. I need to tell them. Oh shit. That's the bathroom. Oh
God this is a bad time surprise surprise look at your face. Gotcha. Cheers. Wow. What's the occasion?
We only get one communal birthday party per trip, right?
So we can have it whenever only one person can really be surprised birthday per trip
We did swansea last haul remember
No way. I can't believe I missed that you were next on the list. So congratulations
Hey to say it though your duties have to extend to even your own birthday party
You're the only one with clearance to make the cake and the recipe is there by the machine hop to it to happen. I
Have to make the fucking cake. I have to break the news
Man, is this the cake maker 9000?
How do I make the cake?
How the hell do I make the goddamn cake?
Where do I start, bro?
Give me a tip.
Do you sneak an extra packet of sweetener in there?
Just kidding.
Maybe not.
Totally kidding.
Unless...
Does this menu spawn items?
Recipes?
Cake?
Drink.
Oh my god.
Cake.
Oh shit.
Oh, shit. Okay, I have to combine these things. Mix water and gelatin.
Chat, don't forget these. 3142, 4213.
Okay.
What was the other one?
Lil, 4213, 3142.
I did water twice. 4123.
Fuck. Chat, don't talk to me. Okay, it's just stop.
Just stop.
I need my scanner for this.
2, 3, 4, 1, 1, 3, 2, 4.
Was it 1, 3, 2, 4?
I think I only need 4 items to combine.
Okay, I said water and gelatin.
I think I used this to combine.
No.
He did mention 2 sweeteners, didn't he?
Water, gelatin, restricted item, and the tonic.
Is there anything else?
Yeah, what if I put an extra sweetener for him?
Okay, so how does this work?
Water, use water packet.
I can't use this here.
Okay, water plus gelatin.
I combined those two, right?
How do I mix?
How does this work?
Whoa!
Okay, now we need to mix cake, base, and sweetener.
So we're going to do two sweeteners.
I guess we don't need the tonic, huh?
future. Wait am I doing this wrong? That didn't do anything. Mix cake base and sweetener.
What the fuck? Is this not the base of the cake base? Oh okay, I see how it works. I gotta
do this twice. If it lets me. Oh no it doesn't let me. Okay, that's fine. It looks perfect.
It's beautiful. You gotta make a speech, can't argue with that. Speech, speech, speech,
Go on, IK was wrong.
We need to tell them.
That's all it said on the report for management.
We will receive the paycheck for this delivery.
I don't know any more than that.
Pony Express finally kicking the bucket.
What a joke and we're the punchline.
I don't have any savings.
They can't just do this right.
Pony Express was one of the last man crew freighter
companies.
The writing's been on the wall for a long time.
When did they tell you earlier this week?
I was instructed to wait until we're closer
the whole destination but I can't keep something like this from you all.
So I guess you got what you wanted without the guilt.
Jim, if I had known, I can go back to my how'd you put it, struggle of a life.
Anya never got into medical school because she's well, let's be real, and have any employment
years.
Swansea's got a lot than him.
Dad's school will be fine.
Mommy and daddy have him covered so there's that at least.
But you, headed for bigger, better, right?
I'm just, I'm just working on my life being a place I don't have to fucking
That's what I was trying to tell you, Gotham-o.
Where the wha- where the ones you're trying to escape?
Leave the dirt behind now that your boots are clean?
That's not what I meant. It is what you meant.
You just couldn't frame it to yourself in a way that kept you as the hero.
I better look your way to the model, Captain.
Ah!
Unrelievable.
What am I supposed to do?
Plus that's a fucking cake, huh?
Props to the Twilight crewers of the Toe Park.
Props to our captain that is new prospects.
Okay, Jimmy, you motherfucker.
Oh, we were friends, bro.
I'm gonna fucking take this back into the cockpit and eat it.
Oh, god.
Oh, I'm actually cutting it.
I'm actually cutting it.
There we go.
And cut.
And let me just go ahead and keep on.
There we go.
Weird way to cut a cake.
Very weird way to cut a cake.
Two months after the crash.
Uh-oh.
We're back.
What is this?
Oh, check on Curly.
Curly is back in the infirmary medical.
What is that noise?
Oh god, the milk wash.
Yeah, I wonder why the captain was the only one to get injured and then I'm assuming
all the foam is because of while we crashed into an asteroid.
Oh god, captain.
I don't know if he's been given his medicine yet.
Find Anya.
Why don't I just give him the painkillers?
Hm, doesn't let me.
Where the fuck is Anya dude?
But I just go through the whole ship and medical was literally right here on the other side.
Bro where the, where the hell is Anya dude?
It was probably easier going the other way.
What the hell bro?
Is she in here?
Why did they...
Oh no, okay I thought he would drink a bunch.
Maybe she's in the utility?
Swansie hasn't left anyone he chose since the crash, says it's filled with foam.
Could be at the cockpit.
Oh, shit.
No, I understand completely if that's how it has to be.
Oh, it's you.
Jimmy, not able to sleep either.
It's nighttime.
Why are you talking this late?
Anya, are you crying?
No, don't worry. I'm OK.
We all need to keep it together.
Oh, I'm keeping it together.
Don't you worry, Captain.
He's making noises again.
Did you give him his meds before?
Oh, no, must have slipped my mind.
I'm sorry. I'll I'll do it.
No, really, I'm perfectly OK.
I said I'll do it.
Give curly painkillers
You're getting a lot of use out of that right now force of habit don't overthink it. What are they fucking plotting?
What are they plotting? They're plotting something. All right. Here we go
What happened? Open your fucking mouth
Come on stop with the noise damn it. I know what everyone is thinking the way they look at me
What could I even say and then what would she do?
Damn it. Here we are now. Me in the driver's seat. Thanks for that. Open up. I hope these make you feel fucking better.
Give him some mouthwash.
Bro, just swallow the pill, dude! What is going on here? So you good? You good, dude? Okay, he's good.
or yet.
We should have some.
Why?
It's mediocre at best, obviously.
Sometimes you can only get the subpar stuff.
That's what makes the really good stuff well good, right?
Why bother?
Hey, we all tried to escape, didn't work for any of us.
I've found many times, is this what peace feels like and is it good enough?
If I'm being real, it certainly isn't the best.
So all I can do is try and make my life one.
I'm not trying to run from all the time.
I'll be promoted by a house fall in love other times. I'll just have some awful fucking cake with my friend right now
That sounds pretty brilliant. Yeah, so if you'll do the honors, right?
Well, let me get fine. Go find a knife. I might just like hallucinating right now or some shit
empty like my soul
Empty
Yeah, it does seem like Jimmy killed the captain or something and he is now paranoid that they might know that he
He did something here. All the mouth washes out. Well maybe that's a little too
obvious. It looks like we're gonna use the axe. We're gonna use the axe to cut the
cake. I don't think it was Jimmy that steered the ship. I thought it was Curly
that steered the ship. It was Curly, the captain. What happened to the cake?
He is the cake. Back to present day. Check on the crew. Okay, let's go to the cockpit first.
I'll pass up blind! I'll pass up blind! Past one? Oh, shit, I did.
Bro.
Erg, how many have you had? Those will kill you before, before anything else.
I know my mom found this industry for me. Such a slacker, she said.
I don't know. I just never knew what I wanted to be.
Everyone's getting anything. Yeah, total screw up we're not done yet. I just hope she doesn't blame herself
Please just take it. I don't want to look at this stuff anymore. I want to be alone if that's okay. Sorry
There's like fucking a thousand there. Why did you want me to take that from you?
No one's in the cockpit. Anybody in the lounge. Let's go check
Ania, oh you startled me, sorry, no worries, you're thinking about drinking that too, honestly
yeah, I'd probably just make me feel sick, wouldn't fix anything as much as I'd like
it to, right? Hey I was thinking, did you know that not all of the medicine aboard was in
my office, we store some in a store's locker in the hallway? Why haven't you brought this
up earlier? It was foamed up, I didn't think it was possible to reach it, but I've
been estimated at the position of the foam, I think the medicine depot locker isn't
too far into the mass of it, so we could try to break it down. Once you try too
Too many on a weak spawn so we'll all get sucked into space.
I think it's worth the risk.
If nothing else it is an excuse to get swancy to hand over the axe.
Break the foam.
Oh he's right here.
Insane dance moves.
Jimbo, I'll cap it on another man with a plan.
You done?
I need that.
This whole thing, this was entrusted to me by our previous tragically inclined leader.
Big responsibility, but you know all about that huh?
I'm gonna try and get some more pay killers.
Do something useful, you know?
I heard about it, you're looking to pull the plug on this party early.
I'm trying to save us. Take matters into your own hands.
Be my guest.
Oh, so well, that explains that.
This guy was sober for 15 years.
Now all is lost.
Think I already feel the ship rumbling through space again.
Back to the future.
Might need to put him down.
That was a nice fucking screen too, bro.
We used to play video games on that.
As-ho.
Break the foam!
Where the in around the mid ship? Where the hell dude? Where did she estimate this?
Like right there that big massive shit right there
Was it I don't know maybe I go talk to her again
She said she was it was like around I could have explored this shit. I
Could just talk to her. I got it
See the phone by the hallway to medical you can kind of see the locker in there
Oh the hallway to medical
Oh, true. Okay, we can totally open this now.
Nice.
Ice and Proble alcohol too.
Very nice. She's gone. What the hell, bro?
Where'd she go?
Let me check her office real quick before we look around.
Okay, good thing I did.
Oh wow, Jim, you did it. Yeah, it actually wasn't that hard whatsoever.
I'm not sure if I'm really sure. I hate to ask you again, but
could you give Curly his painkillers?
It still just makes me so nauseous. You're not serious. Look, I entertained your sentimentality up until now, but I'm trying to actually fix things on ya.
Oh god, I'm getting us through this.
It's find the code scanner.
Then figure out the door code.
Get the axe, chop up the foam, and best of all, get Curlyus fucking medicine.
But I'm burying it. I have to, because the captain has to take fucking responsibility on this goddamn ship!
I'm sorry I didn't mean to go make sure dice game doesn't choke on its own vomit
No, no I can I'll take care of it on you. I always do
Fucking useless
Curly, but I'm mad
It's painkiller time. It's painkiller time captain
Here you go. I actually use mouthwash on them try the axe
Can't use this here
Okay, bro
This is a different color bottle
Harris Scythemol 500 milligrams
His mouth is closed. I don't think I understood the pressure. You were under before fucking you tried to tell me
Our worst moments don't make us monsters, huh? You were a good captain curly, and you'll be one again
I'll get us both through this
I'm not sure how long this game is but I think it's intriguing enough that I want to see what happens at the end. Oh
Oh God, where are we going? Oh dear. Get the fuck out of here!
Oh, whoa! Take rope! You can't hide!
What else should I take?
You're looking at me!
My hands won't stop shaking. Am I supposed to do something with this? Take metal pipe?
Oh God, this wants you insane.
What else? I died.
A few days before the crash, I think I did that right.
You doing okay? Yeah, I can't sleep.
I know how that is.
I just toss and turn or stare at the ceiling all night.
I actually kind of like the nighttime window screen.
If you can't believe it.
So I just come look at it sometimes.
If you look really, really close,
you can see there's a dead pixel of the upper right corner.
Fuck.
That's so...
Hmm. Nope. Don't see it.
In the back of my mind, it's always there.
Now your bonkers are looking for it.
Cheers.
I don't think it runs the illusion though, it's peaceful.
But maybe I'm just used to looking at the bigger picture.
How many days of transport do we have left?
Let's see, off the top of my head, around 237 days.
Just under 8 months.
Hey, why do you think Pony Express put a lock on the medical room door but not in the sleeping quarters?
Hmm, I suppose for the same reason they put a lock on the cockpit.
Safety.
Whoa! Four months after the crash!
Oh, that's when everything kinda, you know?
Oh god, Jimmy, help!
What's going on?
Jimmy, it's a total emergency, calm down.
What is it? Anya is stuck in medical, the door won't open.
What if she runs out of something?
Right, let's go have a look.
What the fuck? How did she get stuck in medical, dude?
Wait, stuck in medical? Bro, I was literally headed to medical dude. What do you- what the hell is this? Why were you behind me?
What the fuck?
Anya, I brought you me. We're here to rescue you. Don't worry. Don't panic.
Okay, you should panic.
Hey, heard the locks broken? Hey Anya, can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you Jimmy.
The rest of our medicine stash is in there too. Damn, this could be bad. Did you try to-
Try to really put your back into it and your wrenches laying around? How heavy is the med kit?
Anya, is the door stuck?
Door stuck? No. What do you mean?
Look, we're all stressed, but you can't go breaking down at every little hardship. Open
the damn door. You were right. You were right all along. I should have done this from the
beginning. I always believed that our worst moments in the final didn't make us beyond
repair. You think I wanted this either? Make no mistake, this isn't my worst moment
far from- is she gonna kill herself? Far from it? It's the best one I'll ever make.
Open the door. I'll take care of it. Anya, what does that mean?
Apparently you're still in there with her, right?
Yeah, you don't think?
Dyskate, you and Swansay know the internals of the ship better than anyone.
There's absolutely no other way into medical.
Um, well, Swansay said it was strictly off limits, set like sup-
Super-Mega not allowed above all else.
The utility room, that must have been- there are loops into medical,
but I'd be in technically, if it was, it could totally fit through it.
If that's the only way, we'll make it work.
You listening, Anya? Fine, come on, Dyskate.
Go to utility. Yeah, she's gonna kill Curly.
Is she losing her mind because he looks wicked fucking creepy? Or like, it's been over four months and he's still the same.
Just taking painkillers. Bro, get away.
Come on, man.
Swanson, we need your help. I know you said utility was dangerous, but I'm good right here, fellas.
You know I'm not letting you in there off limits.
limits. Look, if there's any possibility, Jimbo letting you scratch at the foam wall
around would be useless. You'd only tear this guy's damn ship a new asshole. Nothing to be
done about it, but luck till Mr. Donkey, but swancy, this could be really bad just hear
us out. We're God, the hand-picked favorites on this here planet, I reckon. Means we
get to name it, so let's hear it for Wake Rock. Whatever's going on anywhere else
ain't my problem, since I'm the happiest man Wake Rock has ever seen. Let's just
Let's go to SK, there's no point with him.
Oh my god.
What is happening?
Eight hours until judgement?
Don't do anything.
Stop.
I can't fix this.
Why do you keep on saying that?
Are you hearing yourself?
Is he, oh, is he overdosing from the fucking mouthwash?
I'm sorry, we still have disinfectant right?
There's one, oh, I think he's having withdrawals.
The one from the extra medical stash, get it now.
The cocktail we use, the cocktail, what are you blabbering about?
That was your fault you would never have.
I had no choice.
You useless, you goddamn idiot, there has to be something else.
Find disinfectant.
Oh did he mix a bunch of shit to get drunk or high?
Is that what happened?
Where am I going to find disinfectant?
Is he bleeding?
I'm pretty sure he just drank it and he's like, fuck now.
Is he bleeding?
He is bleeding.
Wait, hold on.
What the fuck am I doing right now?
Oh, I have isopropyl.
Wait, that looks so weird.
Any isopropyl here, dude?
I'm already looking in here.
At least trying to make yourself useful.
God damn it.
Okay, sorry.
All right, where do we keep disinfectant?
Thank, thank.
Wait, what the hell?
Who's this?
What the hell is this? Everybody's losing their mind.
This doesn't seem right.
This guy won't full Kojima with this game.
I have a feeling in the credits, special thanks just to Kojima.
Oh, I'm like, positive.
A blind beast, aimless and restless, you can't run from it.
Myself!
What the hell is that noise, bro? Who lives here?
I swear something's following me right now.
That was definitely a pony.
This babe absolutely cooked!
Five stars!
I guess I'm not loud if I just walk.
Don't run.
Yeah, it looks like the tarp makes me quiet.
Gotta travel for a while.
This way, this way.
A lot over in this direction, but it looks like this is a cut-off.
And I almost died.
It is the horse.
The company we work for is called the...
It has the word pony in it.
We're almost there.
We're almost there, chill.
We got it.
We got it.
Good teleport, Dev.
Proud of you.
I'm sorry.
I messed up.
Don't try to talk.
That's the last one we had, by the way, so you're going to go back to feeling like that.
Pretty sure he was withdrawing, even though it does look like blood.
Three months after the crash.
I think the vent in utility connects to medical.
Oh, shit, but you heard what he said.
Going in there now.
It's too unstable.
break the foam could risk the air seal I just don't want to fuck up again like I did before you
heard on me I would have put a past turn to do something extreme right now you and me dice
kid we can save curly yeah swansy won't help so figure it out ourselves right all right yeah we
got this but even before the foam how do we even get the door to utility open swansy has been
practically camping in front of the door and he has the key I have an idea you're gonna have to
trust me we need to knock him out you're gonna you're gonna fight him no even he has to
to have his limits when it comes to booze. We make him pass out. Simple safe. He might
not even realize we did anything after the fact. There's a recipe for a mocktail in the
kitchen. We can follow the steps, but use different ingredients to add a kick to it.
Come on. Oh my God. All right. Hurry. Where am I right now? Lounge. Right here. We
need a recipe for a mocktail. Where is it? Right here. Drink recipe. Mix. Mouthwash
an isopropyl we got everything isopropyl mouthwash okay while that cooks we need a
sweetener which was two three four one are you fucking kidding me are you fucking
kidding me I need sweetener we're out of sweetener any ideas I might have actually
at some point missing leave it was like a few packets before by accident right
you could take a look around my stuff could be somewhere around there but
Also totally somewhere else who knows anything's possible the crash or jumble everything up. You're so fucking useless fucking useless
This game is two and a half hours. Oh shit
Um, I think we should next game it then I want to know what happens at the end of the game
But I it's subsunday
So if anything I'd finish it tomorrow, I wouldn't be there today, but
It's so Sunday, bro.
Doesn't make sense to just camp the game.
Alright, where?
He said in his stuff, where the hell is his stuff?
I'm trying to find Sweetener, but we don't have a...
Yeah, in the lounge?
Man, isn't it in the lounge?
Yeah, he said his stuff.
Yeah, I mean, I want to go to the next games, though.
Yeah, we gotta keep moving, bro.
We gotta keep moving.
I really like this game, though. It's a sick game, but I mean, there's still like an hour and a half left, so it doesn't make sense to continue here.
I want to know what happens next, bro, but we gotta keep moving. Sub-Sunday continues.
Less than 45 minutes. Only 40 minutes left.
We could do a short movie power hour. Okay? If it's actually 40 minutes, I'll fucking fly through it.
And then we can label it as a completed game.
30 minutes?
Alright, let's move boys. Speed run.
Let's see what happens at the end.
And then we'll go into the next game.
Here we go.
Let's move.
Do you want to have another crash?
Fuck, the autosave.
It's gonna make me make the cocktail again.
Whatever, it takes like two seconds.
It takes two seconds. It takes two seconds.
Knock it, knock him out. Sure, sure, sure.
real quick and then I have to go find sweetener I don't know where the fuck
to go to find sweetener guys being a piece of shit oh you think his bed it
sleeps in the lounge oh I thought that was just like where he crashed when he
was like dying this is actually where he's at no there's literally no sweetener
here. There's no sweeter. I already fucking talked to him bitch. He didn't give us any info unless
I have to talk to him and then it spawns. There's only a couple of rooms you can visit so it's like
what? It's not in there already looked. Don't tell me it's in the cockpit. It might be in the
cockpit. There's more than one bed. True. It's in the lounge? Motherfucker. Motherfucker.
I'm looking. I'm looking. Fuck you, Swansea. This is the hardest objective in the game.
Oh my god, you dumb bitch, bro. You couldn't have just fucking looked? You couldn't have
just looked? Ah, let's go give it to him. Hurry up. I should have taken the other
stairs. Actually, wait, no. He's right here. The fuck is that? Look, we need to
Keep working together if this is how I can get us through this without us being at each other's necks all the time
Then yeah, yeah give it here. We kind of freestyle the recipe
I can tell you had a hand in this monstrosity kid. You ain't no mixologist sure as hell
They don't mechanic either ha ha ha you never should have come here with a fuck you've decided to let you board, huh?
Stick the idiot with a bunch of sad second-built to see where he learns that
Butch apps and all that one a little horseshit you think it's all going somewhere
about every failure leaves you a little more mangled than before or older, uglier, meaner,
smarter in the worst way.
Walder doesn't suit you, Swanson.
I suppose you think we should all be acting like you, our hard-working esteemed captain.
I say take a load off before the sun finally sets on this party.
May we never go to hell but always be on our way.
Oh my god, it's fucking alcoholic.
It's the booze!
It's the booze!
Oh!
Utility room key.
Nice.
What's wrong? Is he still breathing? He practically bounced off the ground. He'll be fine. His thoughts have to be through the roof by now.
Probably just wake up with a massive headache. Oh man, he's gonna be so mad. I'll never get a good reference now.
Alright, let's open this shit. Alright, we need to go through the vent and get some medical.
You sure about this? Maybe we can talk once more when he's cleared up a bit later. He's just like really into workplace safety and stuff.
Sometimes you know, which like totally cool and stuff, I think. He thought me.
It sounds to be brave, guys, okay? Currently not here accounting on us.
Oh god, what is he even doing in here?
Wait.
It's like barely phoned up at all.
Hey, it's those things I've ever been inside one.
What are they called again?
Pryostasis pods.
Oh yeah, these things are far out.
Totally sci-fi.
Oh, looks like this one still works.
How long can these things even keep you frozen?
20 years.
I can't believe Swansea managed to clear all the foam from here.
He didn't.
What?
Think about it.
work with him on breaking the utility room foam wall, right? No, it needs to be handled delicately.
He said I have way too much athletic strength in my arms. I would have just torn right
through the foam. I was like, damn, makes total sense. Bummer. So I've been in charge of the
kitchen instead. Oh god. He said it's next level critical to keep stock and organize
every day. Had me delitially before, should both check everything like all the time. Right,
of course, and he never told you he'd gotten in here. No, but look how busy he must
been. There was never any foam here. And Swansy has known the whole day and time just taking a load
out before the sun finally sets on this party, huh? That boost that bastard had been bidding his
time until he can save himself. What getting in the pond really means you get rescued 20 years,
more of a chance to get found. I'd take those odds over our current situation, not like this
though. Why don't he just do all the pods? Not by lying through my teeth while waiting
for everyone else to die. No man, that's just can't be right. I'm sure there's no reason.
We'll ask him about it when he wakes up. We'll deal with him after. Right now,
We have a drop to finish and that vent looks like it's still one piece. Whoa, check out those sparks
I hate to imagine how narrow it looks on the inside. It could be someone collapse in places. You could make it through
We need to try it
So once he said it's not safe
I know he forgot to tell us about the pod but he knows like everything about this kind of stuff
Maybe we should just wait for him to wake back up. He said you could handle it
So once he taught you well, right? Not for proof that he'll be impressed when he wakes up proud
He'll understand why we had to do this then he can explain himself
You think so dice gay everyone's counting on you captain's orders. Yeah, I got this. Okay. Here we go
Don't let him die.
Oh shit, he's good.
He's good. Good shit, man.
Nice. Not dead.
Anya, what did you do?
Oh no, he made it.
One day before the crash.
Find the gun.
Do you have a gun on board?
Of course we do.
Why do I have a feeling the gun is in the cockpit?
The gun's in the cockpit, isn't it?
What are you doing?
For fuck's sake, where is it?
Us being let go is not a reason to hurt yourself.
Anya, as our nurse, you never got psych evals. I should have thought of that.
The nurse needed the psych evals.
You could have come to me if you were feeling stressed.
What would you have done? Anything? Anything?
You, the crew, are all my responsibility. I told you so over and over.
Yeah, I'm not going to hurt myself. You know, the gun is in the safety case.
I can't open, but I hid the case itself.
Tell me where it is.
None of this has to be on our performance log, we'll figure it out together.
I'm pregnant!
What? You're what? Who would you... Captain?
I told you, listen to me, we can fix this.
I've known him for a long time, I'll talk to him.
I know you never give me the guns to protect myself.
Wait, Jimmy?
So the least I can do is make sure he never gets it either.
Swansea?
Okay.
Jimmy?
Wait, where the fuck did she put it?
I thought she said she moved it.
Where the fuck did she move it?
She hit it?
This is not the time for a dot, dot, dot.
Yeah, it's probably, uh, she probably used it to shoot him.
Six hours until judgment. The bleeding won't stop.
Just try to stay still, Daisuke.
I need a second to think we can fix this.
Hey kid, you hear me?
Daisuke?
Oh no.
Hey, stop. Don't move.
It's all right, Daisuke, calm down.
This line of work you could never have become
like Ms. Role Swansy.
What a tragedy, decades of hauling ass.
Her pony express, big mighty prison
with all his shiny tools.
This is very copy of the good life, huh?
I thought you were dumber than a can of paint.
I was just cheering my ear off with on nothing.
A useless rib, goddamn sunshine.
Not a nice student career workhorse
or force of ambition.
Just a damn good kid trying his best.
You coulda taught it all the fool like me a lot.
Close your eyes, dice game.
Oh my God.
Oh, what even made him bleed?
Did she shoot him?
When he went through the vent?
You monster.
I coulda fixed him, Swansy.
I have to do everything myself.
Why can't any of you just give me some time
to fucking think?
Have you still not understand?
It's over, end of the line.
Or he fell in the vent.
You won't suffer one more second because of your delusions.
Unbelievable, stop pretending I know all about your plan, Swansy.
I went to utility.
I saw you've been hiding down there sneaking around with that X, telling Anya who knows what now this.
You're making sure you're the one who gets inside that cryopod.
Ha, I sure did talk to Anya, but it was her telling me all sorts of things instead, wasn't it?
She didn't have to go down to the ship.
Not that it matters anymore as I ain't got no place to be. I got everything I could ever want right here on this ship
So you're gonna get in that pod if you ever get found you can tell them whatever fucking story you like you've earned it
Get the gun
Still don't know where the fuck the gun is is this open now medical oh
My god
She's fucking dead. She overdosed on painkillers
Three digits. Yeah, maybe the number's not here
Maybe we gotta go back to... Maybe we gotta get to the cockpit?
It's kind of weird. The cockpit utility closet, the...
Hmm. Yeah, there was a little mark there.
You just gotta go around a couple of times.
Okay, so she OD'd. So I'm assuming the crew just kind of lost its mind as time kept going.
Because it's the... And then like obviously then they started getting drunk
with the mouthwash
so i think it's just kinda everybody losing their minds slowly
is that not it right there?
seven three nine
and the medic was crazy
she needed the psyche valve
i guess looking at the captain all the time
looking like that for months was kinda crazy
chat seven three nine right?
why is he laughing?
why is he laughing?
Is he going to out-survive everybody?
Are you serious right now bro? We just had a conversation.
Zero days before the crash.
I told him, Anya you, you should have waited for me.
What did he say? Nothing that makes any difference. Did he see Bangry? Where did he go?
He just walked away. Curly I don't want him in here anymore.
Hold on Vash's waiting. I need to find him. Everything's going to be okay.
So wait, so then Jimmy was the one that crashed?
The ship into the asteroid that got...
...purely...
...in his state.
Now wait a minute.
Jim, I can fix this. What do you think will happen when we get back?
Hmm, we can figure all of this out to you and me.
Oliver, here's how great of a leader you are. God, it's so annoying.
But now, what do you think will happen now when we get back?
We'll fix this together.
Everything you and I worked for in our lives, the accomplishment changes.
Bro, you're the one that fucking...
You're the one that goddamn fucking got her pregnant, you piece of shit.
Okay, why are you blaming the captain?
None of it will matter. You've gotten through difficult situations before
This time will be at a different work through it one day
What the fuck is it? Why is he giving me attitude right now? It's not just me. Is it?
You were supposed to be the one who had everything under control. You said so yourself motherfucker. Yeah, you want me to monitor your ass
What the hell is this?
The ship, this crew, everything that happened here.
Okay, bro.
This was your responsibility, bro.
You got her pregnant, bitch.
What is this?
This is what you'll all be hearing the rest of your life.
Or this can all be remembered as a tra- am I missing something?
Despite what must have been the best efforts of its acclaimed captain, the Tulper crew
was never found.
No one survived to tell the tale.
You're standing- oh my god, that's me.
Oh god.
Standing at the top feet in cement. I get it now, right? Right. I'll take care of it
So we just like let him do that Jim tell me you didn't I should have I didn't what the fuck did you do oh?
my god
One hour before judgment
You piece of shit. Where are we taking curly? Oh my god. The whole crew is dead
Whoo-hoo happy birthday captain this rocks here here
The captain Jimbo the whole crew is fucked come on you have to give a speech
go on have at it you better make a good hell yeah our captain captain Jimmy take
knife oh god there Jimmy yo curly did not he doesn't deserve this why is he
being tortured so heavily Jimmy literally fucked everything up as he continues a lot
of people struggle to put food on their plates but this that wasn't enough right
captain the lowest rung of your ladder is our highest it was all sweat from under
your feet my business even worth living at the same level as us but I forgive
you all of us do I won't give up on you even like this I believe in you we're
gonna make it through this sometimes we thrive travel the endless reaches of
space but other times you just have to accept days like these you taught me that
currently let's eat let's survive take responsibility so wait he got on your
pregnant he lost his fucking mind decided to crash the fucking ship into
the meteor or the asteroid and then dig do all this shit wow where the fuck are
my keys where the hell are we now is the vent that dice game was in actually this
fucking big I think this is more like he's hallucinating right now there's
note no turning back now I did turn back right there no turning back now I see so
I'll run back I'll run back while not looking back you piece of shit what is
this responsibility hey poopy what up man thank you for the gifties bro shit
Should I have taken it fuck? I didn't know I thought to grab it or not. Oh god. Hold on
And I'm just gonna go ahead and uh, whoops
I did not have to do that
Lies yeah, I'm running away from my responsibilities. How does this all come together? Oh my god
I'm falling bunch of matches. Well is happening here dude. Oh, it's axes
Shinnomu! Shinnomu! Oh, the light. Yeah, is this me in this dice game now or am I still Jimmy?
Oh shit. Oh shit. Can I talk to him? I'm in a graveyard now. Be back on Earth.
See ya man! Where you going bro? Stop running! Piece of shit. It just appeared.
Goddamn delayed shit. I had something to say.
So shut the fuck up and listen.
I spent 13 years half cut up to my eyeballs.
Drunk to put it mildly, then suddenly I saw a streetlight shining in my face.
500 gigawatts of the power of God. A vision of my blooded body found in some ditch.
Scared me straight.
So I got a collar shirt, mortgage and a credit card.
All the things that make a good man
I hope I could raise my shoulders to be better than their old man. I wanted to believe I was never one setback away from my worst self
But that's your this discipline drive routine the endless fucking desperation to get your dad and loving wife and great kids
sobriety, I'm telling you you a confidence. I've been chasing all my life
Never felt as good as I expected when I crossed the finish line
So now that we're at the end taking inventory those nights spinning out of my head sinking into the sopa
Broken glass of my palms bleeding dry the funniest thing ever
Old dogs laughing and snarling on a watered floor mocking the moon for daring to show its face
All nausea and wreckage and vomit and ugly cruelty
The only problem in the world an empty bottle those were the best days of my life
Yeah, those were the best days of my life. I got nothing to hide right in the face the music
I can see myself from what I am, but you a cowardly selfish motherfucker and you can't even see it
I should have been able to protect protect the kid if I could have done one thing run
I wish I had been to give him one small chance of off this goddamn rock
Swansea I'm gonna fix everything. We're gonna make it. Fuck you. Oh cruise dead. Pearly's fucking. I
He's still haunting me
Currently still alive, isn't it? Even though we ate his leg.
It's the same damn eye!
Oh god. Now this doesn't seem good.
What?
This guy really included it in a cold level?
Interesting. His eye is gone.
We have here a TV.
Oh my god, dude. What up, bro? He's still alive. What is that? I have no painkillers to give him.
I can't even sa- what am I even doing here?
This only goes two ways. Curly leg. Trying to see how this game kind of comes together
here at the end. It's a little uh... Yeah, the cake was leg. Maybe I can do should now
because I got his leg. I need to get closer. Are we gonna make him eat his- Oh god. Did
we just make him eat that? Oh wait. Oh god. Why are we torturing him so bad? Oh I see
So we need him to digest his leg correctly.
I totally missed what the fuck just happened.
Alright, let's try that again.
I don't know if this is the- I don't know if this is it.
Okay, so it literally comes from here.
So it's gonna shoot out there.
And then it comes through here.
And then it goes in here- I don't understand how this works.
You can't line them up, they only go two ways, I- I guess.
That might go...
This way I can't tell I can't tell I need to do it again
He shits it out. I can't turn I
Can't turn the top left
Or the bottom right
What if I keep it like this just the top right
Are you saying this is good? All right, let's see there you go there you go
We're making him shit his leg out see you had five meals. Oh my god, that's curly, bro
I move. Oh, I know it's Jimmy
Bro, this game's ending is so weird
Like I don't I don't even fucking know what's happening anymore
This guy had literally just killed the whole crew worst co-pilot ever
And the captain's on fire worst fucking co-pilot. Holy I want to go home. We are home
Why don't you finish what you started?
Don't worry, if anyone ever finds us, I'll still be playing The Villain.
You'll be the better man to the end like you wanted.
I could've stopped it.
I'm taking responsibility.
No, we can both be heroes.
We're a team just like we used to be.
What happened was an accident.
We were trapped.
I made a mistake, alright?
I'm sorry, I'm so fucking sorry, Curly.
Okay, bro.
You can't apologize after killing literally everybody
and crashing the fucking ship into a rock, you bitch.
While I'm on fire, also because of you, you fucking asshole.
Shove the apology up your ass.
Fuck is this.
Geez, man.
This is so weird.
Hell is happening.
Clean.
Really gets rid of that bad taste in your mouth, huh?
Through wreckage.
Through silence.
Watch it away.
All day, fire fresh.
Oh, it's for the mouthwash.
So this game was good, but now it just kind of keeps hitting you with just like a clusterfuck of shit.
Like, what the hell is even going on now?
What happened to this game? Is he just fighting demons in his mind?
Today is like driver's license.
For driver's licenses.
Look it up! What the hell is going on here?
And that stupid mascot.
Honey Express is dead and so are you.
Curly tried his best. I did too, but he's the better man. I see that now. We can both still make it
I'll take care of him. I'm taking responsibility curly captain. I'm so sorry
Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I knew I fucked up, but I can still make this right our worst moments don't make us
Yeah, didn't we just feed him his leg?
And now we're back here. Oh, we're gonna we're gonna put him in the cryo
after all this we're sorry for eating your leg brah sorry for steering the
ship into an asteroid now he's gonna survive for 20 years I don't know if he
wants to survive man wait go home sounds like it's raining all right let's see
oh god the only one oh shit it's okay curly you're gonna be okay you always
had my back I ended up hurting you even though I was trying to save us but now
you'll survive it's like you said together we could fix anything I'm just
proud I got to be your friend and co-pilot captain no one can hurt you now we
fixed it I fixed it I don't know about that man I would have considered this a fix bro
Roy you needed to press the on button fuck I'm dead he never pressed the
on button oh my god oh wait he did you know what that was an intriguing
Scary game
Are you know a little nice short story? It went a little clusterfucking near the end
But that was that was a solid game
That was that was decent
I'll take that I'll take that a little wacky at the end, but I like the concept
You know for a random little indie short story. It was worth it
It wasn't super scary, but it was solid enough to keep the interest
while not having to turn on any generators or open many doors. Jimmy didn't do the
psych eval properly with you in the beginning. He was the only crazy one
the entire game. He sexually assaulted the nurse and got her pregnant. He crashed
the ship because they were all fired plus having a child on a ship would have
gotten them in even more trouble. The old guy wanted to put the kid in the
cryopod to save him. The end was Jimmy coping it with everything. Yeah, that's the gist.
I didn't know he sexually assaulted her though. I thought it was like, bitter a thing or some
shit. I kinda saw that on Swansi. He was gonna save the kid. He was, he was, he didn't
have any ill intentions. He knew they were fucked but wanted to save the kid. No locks
That was a pretty solid game. I gotta say. That was a solid little... These are some of the best games to play.
Those are some of my favorite games when they do it slightly well, where they're worth finishing, while being a nice bite-size experience, while not being a whole fucking shit show of bullshit.
You know, I'll pay him as those ones are so you know, obviously it wasn't a 10 out of 10, but it was intriguing enough to
See what the hell they were trying to do
Indie little short and a short game that felt like it kind of feels like playing a little short story
Yes, once he was just hard on the crew, but he meant well. Yeah, that was interesting enough. I
Wanted to continue going there
All right, next game as we continue sub-Sunday we're checking out a brand new release.
Let's see what we got going on here.
This game looks a little weird.
The next game for sub-Sunday is known as Echo Point Nova.
Let's see what this is.
We got ray tracing
Instant minus a hundred FPS
Okay, let's see what the hell is going on here. What what what is this game?
new
Select difficulty echo point post co-op join co-op
play
Start single player. What is this game? What do we have here? Oh?
my god
Collect your pistol collect your jump boots
Aim sense. Let's just tie these together and see if that does anything
Sure, that's a bit better
What do we have here? What are we doing?
I need to go get my boots. All right, I got some boots
Okay, so I can double jump now. I don't think I was supposed to fall there
Like your submachine gun
Press in air to accelerate downwards. Okay and drop down
Hit the three targets, uh, bullets take time to travel so lead your shots.
Where's the third target, dude?
Oh, I don't take any fall damage. Collect your pickaxe.
How do I pickaxe?
Did I miss the pickaxe? It looks like it would be in there, but there's like a yellow thing in the distance.
Agility orb, need...
Next Agility level of 19.
Okay, we have HP as well and a radar.
I don't know what the hell I'm...
Oh, I don't know what the fuck I'm flying right now.
Random sentries? Oh, we get a pickaxe. Press to swing your hammer. It can be used to break concrete.
Am I getting any resources doing this? I guess it's literally just to break through.
Collect your hoverboard. Alright, how do we get up here?
Get to somehow get the hoverboard, unless I can, like, drop it down.
I can't tell if I'm doing this wrong.
there must be a way up I'm doing this wrong I was about to just knock the whole
thing down but this is the way I think I'm supposed to make my path to it yeah
I hoverboard alright so now we got a gun and a hoverboard with a pig eggs what
the hell is going on here oh the controls are nice on the hoverboard
what is this you've unlocked a grenade oh it's sticky collect your
I have a shotgun now.
Oh, I leave a trail behind me.
That's just like a built-in light.
Can I press this?
Oh, you can go right into them with the hoverboard.
A fusion of a couple of things.
Alright, where's my grapple hook?
Now we can press Q.
Alright, so you can steer your grapple by looking where you want it to go, and then...
Is that the CD on it?
Yeah, it is.
Alright, where are we going? We're going that way.
Can I just like, hook it?
Am I doing this wrong?
Might be doing this wrong.
It said tab to...
Let me die.
Find your adrenaline perk.
You can steer or grapple by looking. Yes.
Oh, there we go. Tap to respond.
Am I supposed to go down this way?
Yes, I am.
What are these yellow parts or grapple points?
Oh, shit.
Alright, adrenaline perk.
To win this fight, to equip the adrenaline perk.
I can just kill them by hoverboarding right into them I think.
Oh wait no, I need to shoot them after.
Okay, so I can collect this adrenaline point.
First time to find the perk selection menu.
Move at high speed to charge up your adrenaline when full you can slow time.
Nice.
204.
Oh my adrenaline I think is maybe the green.
Or is that my speed?
I think it is adrenaline.
Oh there we go.
So that's what that does boosts me up a bit and your gear start this fight
Upgrades everywhere. You're gonna jinx it for right now. It seems hard to die
Maybe it's still the beginning because I'm getting stuff. You slowly upgrade your items. I
Have a scope on this
Bleed it a bunch of ammo and then we got an m4 now or something a scar
Okay
Ah, fuck, I didn't mean to do that. God damn it.
I thought I could just leave the concepts together.
I do this, I still get perks during this multiple times.
It's, I don't think it's online, it's an online co-op.
Yeah, it's an online co-op.
Medium difficulty.
See what we got here.
Adrenaline ready. Begin scan.
Get a head of shield on him.
Oh, we got skateboarders now.
Shield on him now.
It's easy to kill.
Violence around this gun.
Can complete.
Alright, what do we have here?
What is this perk?
Ground pound.
What is this?
Ammo refill.
Find the artifact in the enemy base, press M to view your map.
Holy shit.
Definitely...
a, uh, interesting game to say the least.
I mean, the shooting is good.
Yeah, the shooting feels really nice.
The movement is good too.
Agi orbs.
How's nothing in there?
Are there more enemies around or something? I just left. What the hell is going on here?
I can't get all those green points.
Drops down.
24 enemies
remaining.
Insane misses.
They have shields. I don't know what makes it so they have shields.
Unless some of them are just buff. Each weapon has its own ammo.
Complete. Chest opened.
Now we have a grenade launcher, we got a motherfucking grenade launcher now, I need this or not, holy, the holy noob cube.
What's the point of this, there's only two dudes here.
Some of these places have mobs, but you have to deal with it, but there's nothing to collect.
Fuck the chest, it's bullshit. Why didn't that tap on?
That was a perfect grapple. Okay, this is what gaming in heaven looks like exactly.
What the hell? I go in the wrong way. It's like you got to like push all those buttons.
Oh wait, yes you do. P right now. Seems like it's not a problem. Door opened. Oh that one.
Islands are on this gun? I don't know about that. I think this is the way.
Yeah this guy has a sick style to it. Down from like seeing all the bullets pop out, all
the used shells. When you slide and shoot. The smoothness of it. Shooting is nice. I mean
I'm definitely missing some stuff for the sake of just seeing the loop of the game
but it seems like you're also just like gearing up. The mods don't seem very difficult.
I could have turned it up one more difficulty. What was the point of that? This game's
cool all right next game next game as we continue decent pretty decent I mean
it's cool brah has really good reviews I that's cool man next game as we can
10 you people holy let's see what we have next here
Chitty chat
Chitty Chitty Chay
Chitty Chitty Chay
Let's see what we got here next game is known as
Scams a little weird
You got a little fusion of games here. Oh, okay interesting
The next game here for subsundays another brand new release
What the fuck is this?
Press Z to launch.
I just left quick work.
Z didn't.
This game is called...
UFO 50.
Oh my god.
Does this need a controller?
Something tells me we need a controller in our lives.
Back to 1989.
PlayStation, why aren't you...
My goddamn controller.
see no Xbox controllers in sight. Hold on, China didn't get an Xbox controller. Somehow I moved
all my fucking controllers. Alright. Wait, there's actually 50 games here. I don't know what the
hell to play. These are all 19. Bro, all these games came up before I was bored. Which one?
Any extreme boomers in the chat? Which one do I play? Go to a number, pick one through 50.
Nah, fuck that.
Are you saying this guy just made a bunch of 1985-ish-like games?
And it's 50 games in one?
Oh, wow.
10?
Okay, we're gonna do...
Companella.
I have to play all 50?
High scores.
Oh, shit.
These are actually people's high scores as well.
Oh, that's incentive.
That's incentive here.
What is this?
What do you do?
Wait, is it like Flappy Bird?
You can attack and you have a spaceship. Oh, okay. It's a hybrid. Okay. Let me see here
Okay, that guy how do we have 25,000?
Okay, you can destroy the bubbles
But 25,000 is no life
That's extreme. No life
That's not being a real gamer. I mean, I guess so sure. Oh
My god, I thought I hovered on it and it looked like dude. What?
You know what's interesting? I can get to top 10. I can get to top 10
That guy's all you're going out bro. You're going out top 10 player
I'm my name will be forged in fire. I don't know what the hell that gives me it gives me some weird or
red shit
Looks like a light
easy easy
Understand what this is
Unless I'm supposed to fly to the area. I don't get it
Top 10! Top 10! Oh my god, top 10 gamer. Was it ninth place? Like a thousand? I don't know what that thing does over there.
Oh my god. Top 8! Top 8!
Unnatural. I don't get it. I wonder if I can break the star blocks. You piece of shit. You piece of shit.
I have five lives!
Okay, I have four lives!
Forever enshrined in the game now.
Easy. I'm going for 250,000 now.
Don't talk to me. 250,000 ink.
I'm close.
Why would I go this way to fight that guy?
That sounds like a death area.
I don't know what the hell that gives me.
Propulsion on this is insane!
On...very nice.
Oh, holy shit, we're gaming.
gills and the one up this collection oh gee collection for devs who makes I use
spelunky down low time barons blabbering this is their side project
spelunky was a great game same devs all right how are we doing fuck this game
I'm good I'll be on the leaderboard captain I'll be on the leaderboard yes
ingrained ingrained I will be there forever which one next where do we go
guys where'd we go which one give me a number give me a number 14 14 Bushido ball
I swear to God brother's better be amazing one two player vote versus
Bushido Bushido oh shit is that what this is oh damn yeah that guy's insane
how how is he doing that recommend to this band recommended this shit okay
okay man oh my god come back come back what is it first to ten are you serious
are you serious oh my god insane come back we recommend this shit worst game
I've ever played I ever I'll pick one I'll pick one I request what do we do here
return to Zolda oh my god is this the same goddamn fucking shit
Hit me!
Oh no!
What hit me?
Oh boy!
Okay, let me talk about that thing.
What do you call me?
Do you call me sir or monsieur?
What?
Boing!
I'm talking right now. Why am I collecting these?
I don't follow...
There's nothing here. True.
Bet you, you're a generous kind of bit of force!
That's yeah, yeah, that's yeah, yeah!
Oh, you're not a fan of science.
Oh wait.
Oh my fucking god. Oh, I see okay. Stay here then. Fuck this one. I'm not playing this one. I know
Chad, why did you choose that one?
Chad pick one 42
Night Manor you probably shouldn't have left the party angry player discretion is advised
Where am I you mutter as you wake up in this strange room the last thing you remember is driving your car as
And then you hit something in the road disoriented. You're trying to make sense of your new surroundings
A civil battle spoon and a flat handle there appears to be bite marks all over it
The small in dingy storage room has been repurposed as a holy cell years of dirt and grime cling onto the walls
Only window the room is boarded up
The small in dingy storage note what appears to be a closed trapdoor is in the ceiling just out of reach
All right
Can I pick this up?
You take the spoon. Use the spoon.
How do I use an item? Use the spoon on...
Hold on. Use the spoon on what?
I see how it works. You take the folded piece of paper and the hairpin holding it together.
Lost his mind? Why?
Okay, we get a hairpin.
To pick the lock.
It always stretches out before you with a staircase at the end pale moonlight shines and from a door to your left. Oh
My god, this spacious living room might have been a cozy place to relax if you had come to this house on better terms. Oh
Shit, what is this right here?
A box of wooden strike anywhere matches
Yolink
Let's check what's on TV
They don't hear every other limits the room with a hissing static stream before the TV flash or the pop it goes back off
Shit, what is this you take the journal entry one?
My there's been suggested that
Friday I
Keep a journal to write down anything that causes me stress whether it's a minor annoyance or major one
She said it would be an excellent tool to identify and manage daily stressors
She also sent me home with a tea that is said to promote
relaxation what do I have to lose so here's my first journal entry okay man
can I pick this up a football shaped object those look like mushrooms
literally looks like fucking shrooms right there I go through here make vines
on the other side of the door have jammed its shed I don't believe you
the ceiling of this expensive for your reaches all the way up to the second
floor of the house with twin staircases you run your hands along the
Grandfather clock but aside from a small hole in the front you find nothing.
Oh, let's just go in here. Maybe I just go around collecting shit for now.
Are you gonna watch the Dragon Crew dock? What is it?
Hey yo, this one's sick bro. Let's try the other ones.
This one's kinda cool though. Chat where we going next? Pick a goddamn game. Let's move.
Um, we played 4 of 50.
Alright, I saw a lot of 36s.
and 38 rock rock shasha rock shas isn't that problem guys armor quiet night in
zero valley much like any other how is this am I a spirit oh shit chill dude
what is that right there oh shit dude oh this game is crazy bro oh I think you
collect the rings oh interesting oh I can top ten this I see how the spirit
works yeah you collect the rings to resin a natural oh he's so fast like a
bunch of spirits that pop out okay okay this one's crazy okay so far so good I
destroy this thing oh I can oh wait you can destroy those two oh there's a
lot of res spots obvious reasons for a resume kit okay brah 1180 leaderboard
score that's a leaderboard score right there yes ninth this game sick I was
where we going next where we headed next give me a number all right 25 25 so
we have here. Invitation. Fuck is this. Get this party started. Money, pop, time, front
door and party. Old friend. This guy says no action. This guy says no action. We have
ended the party. I think I fucked up. Try to throw another party. Okay. Trouble plus
two pop. The party is getting out of hand. How do I tell him to leave? How do I pick
somebody else I banned somebody we'll get the dog in here opening a rolo decks
it's a top deck deck builder all right people next one that one is all yours
guys all I'm excited for you let's get another one here let's move let's move
47. Quibble Race.
Yeah, where we at?
Quibble Race.
Lala.
Woogie.
Bleh.
How are they Woogie please?
Woogie please.
Thank you.
What the fuck is this shit?
What the hell is this?
Domino? Bet?
I don't know who I voted for.
You bet on horses and sabotage them to win.
If a quibble you sponsor wins a race you will earn a cash bonus
So I'm gonna have this in this guy's path. So can I vote for bought okay?
I'm gonna bet max on boss a mo and
I can get a loan
Bet more on boss a mo
Woogie's turn. There's princess one one of two races. There's a wild card
Which people should I research?
I'm not sure how that fully works, but we'll see
Okay, I can't do anything else here. I can only do one.
Alright, let's sit here!
BUSHIN' MOON!
WHAT?!
Are you fucking kidding?
Are you fucking joking right now?
What the hell is this, man?
Am I betting on-
I'm betting on Super Cue to win.
He's 1-7 of 7.
But he has an 8-1 odds to win right now with 0 wins?
Hang on, I'll end.
Yeah, that must be the payout. I could see that being the payout ratio, so betting on super Q makes sense.
Slowest vs clumsy. I guess we could vote for one of them as well.
One of one means literally no payout. We get $236, man. We get- we get some money.
Look at that shit. Look at that shit. Look at that shit. We made the money back.
Now we're at 400 and now we're going all in on runty all in on runty
All in on runty
Yeah, yeah, I'll go max on runty
We're gonna poison
Domino
Domino's poison. I
Don't know how the research works. I guess this will okay. Sure. This is my wild card
Payback debt to you know, I'll pay it back because I'm about to I'm about to make a fortune
I'm about to make a fortune at whatever
All right, we need another one guys. We need we need another one
And golf and golf. All right, how do we play this?
Okay, red bad nice nice
UFO
Invitational all right, we can do that we can do that send it
Okay. Send it. Okay. Come on, man.
What is this bounds, dude?
Oh, you can hit that to brace your f-
Oh, my fucking god.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh damn.
Wow.
Look at that right there.
Up in the ranks.
Nice.
That was impressively shit.
Ah!
That's shit-ed.
Roll that shit in
Fogadopoulos
Send it out
Send it. There it is. There it is. I saw okay, dude. Alright. I'm a god at that one. Where are we going next? Where are we going?
Hurry, which one 14?
We already did 14 man. You come on dude. And it's all bath. What do we do here generating?
Hazard boots?
Am I supposed to attack them?
No.
No I'm not.
We got boots?
I think I'm just supposed to avoid them and get gear.
Meat printer?
That's bullshit.
I made it.
This game was so easy when I was 7.
Should have became a streamer then, buddy.
Fuckin' an old fuck. Now you ain't now no one cares anymore.
You shoulda done it, bro. Why are these guys all stationary?
What's the catch? Why were they doing that?
We're gonna attack now!
This soundtrack isn't A-minus.
Buddy, if you ain't bumpin' this in your car by the end of the stream,
there's gonna be a problem.
If you think it's that busted and prove it.
Can I drop the bomb? No?
What is this? Oh.
I still feel like I'm doing this wrong.
Hazard Boots is equipped and Energy Cue.
I can't use anything.
The bomb doesn't do anything.
I'm pressing everything.
Oh, you need resources to-
Oh, I see.
A translator.
I'd rather the bomb.
Wow, this one's sick.
Alright, let's see. What else do we have here, boys?
Let's see here, bro.
I see a fucking dinosaur eating a banana.
Alright, 23.
Onion delivery fine. I swear to God, bro. This game better be life-changing life-changing. Oh, wait
Is this guy the main character? Oh, he's the best character
Tomorrow should be a pleasant day with minimal danger of strangeness. How boring
Onion and sons I
Don't know how to turn it's not letting me turn
What the fuck? How do I drive this shit? This has to be trolley
This has to be trolley
What? What? I can't move, dude!
Fuckin' turn!
Bro, I'm turning left and it goes right. I don't get it.
I don't get it. I don't know.
I don't know why the steering's not working. That's weird.
I don't know. I was going left and it was like fucked.
Alright, what else do we have here?
Skill issue, etc. Whatever.
32.
What do we have here?
Looks like you can destroy those.
Are you serious?
What the hell am I supposed to do here?
Okay, so I can't make that jump.
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god, dude.
Oh, do you have to use different characters depending on the level?
It's not like you can play all of them on every level.
You can jump in midair and create teleporters.
Yeah, this one's all yours, guys.
Okay.
33 fists of hell.
Try this guy.
Oh, this is like, uh, Streets of Rage.
Oh, we can pick up a plank.
That's messed up.
Oh, he's fine.
You guys, no hands! No arms!
Shoot Molly's out.
Didn't grow up with these games.
Nope. Are you fucking kidding right now?
That was the deadliest combo.
And then the car just went and exploded.
Wow, that one's cool.
50 games you suck at.
You suck it. Oh, yeah, bro. Look at you.
I don't know, bro. Load up your fucking stream.
We're going to go watch you right now, bro.
We're going to help you. I'm going right now, man.
I'm going to go watch you play this fucking game.
All right. I'm ready. Here we go, dude.
All right. You load it up. Here we go.
I'm just fucking kidding. Fuck you.
All right, boys. Let's get into the next game here.
That was sick, though. You know, that was cool, bro.
It's literally 50 games in one EXE.
God damn.
Our next game here, this one I have played before.
I thought the demo sucked balls, but I don't know.
Apparently the game is good.
Apparently the game is good.
So, sure man.
Let's see what we got going on here.
This game is called Beyond Hanwell.
I wonder if I can continue from the demo.
I wonder, I'm assuming I can, the continue button worked.
Oh, is this that game where it like fucking bugged here or some shit?
The combat was just like shit on the mannequins.
The jury's soul dares to wander into my sanctum.
The last bastion of true art in this forsaken world.
You, who tread upon hallowed grounds,
come as a satchel, or maybe,
unwitting participant in my magnum focus.
My children, my faithful,
they understand the purity of sacrifice for art.
They live it, but you can't flesh and blood, I relics the bygone era, yet, yet possibly, the perfect final touch to a masterpiece years in the making.
Children, take him, bring him to me.
Fuck is this snappy shit?
You're the threat to yourself.
I'm just gonna go around him and then stab her.
You're the same as with anticipation.
No?
Okay.
The cranks of the floorboards.
The whisper of the curtains.
It all beckons for a conclusion that will echo through eternity.
You could be a master.
You could have a last touch of something truly magnificent.
Resist and become
Man, can you stop monoling?
I don't even know who I am. What why are you talking to me?
Start over I was fighting shit. Oh, uh-oh the grand stocker
A thousand hits at this point.
Dead?
Am I almost dead?
Are we dead?
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God, okay.
Holy shit.
I was like,
Yo, thank you.
Am I the leader of the mannequins now?
Let me through.
Let me through.
Let me through, dude.
Oh my God, did I have a pistol the whole time?
And now I have a sledgehammer.
Modern sledgehammer and a baseball bat
Okay, so we have a bunch of melee weapons I can use here. Let me see. Can I go on the stage?
The mark in the mouth, bitch. I
Should collect the ID card I came for she have it. Oh there it is
Maybe Diana Clayfield
Easy achievement
Performing initial load. Thank you. Thank you friend. Oh, yeah
Yeah we went into this building, true!
Oh yeah, this game's UI, oh fuck!
There's my pistol, that doesn't sound good.
There's definitely some like, microstutter, did I turn on ray tracing or some shit?
London, bold discovered.
Are you telling me I need to go in here?
I don't know what my next quest is.
It's definitely a bowling alley.
Yeah, what is my objective right now?
What am I even trying to do?
I have like a journal and it setting main menu testing grounds I don't know
This wasn't
Open oh that person doesn't look friendly
Okay, okay, buddy. He's just shit. I can't see anything. Oh the game is wicked dark, huh?
There's lights over here. I wonder if I can travel in this direction and open these
Nope. What's in here? There must be something I can use for a reason to be in here.
Rubber! Why did you do this? Why did you do this? This game is like, looks good, but
it's like potato around the edges. It's like heavy potato around the edges.
Game has Gamma set to zero by default. Is that better? I can turn it up. It's still
pretty dark I'm about to leave I don't know what door to open here there's a
light here like there's something I can collect I'm gonna leave I don't see
anything this game is 1.0 I played the demo so this is 1.0 modern sledgehammer
so I have an ID card is it in my inventory no IJKL out apparently K
hurts me oh shit London Bowl that's the only thing marked on the map cleared oh
so I guess I need to go back I don't think I finished here I'm back in I
tried using the ATM it didn't let me maybe there's like a door that I just
didn't really go into yeah maybe I keep discovering more places and shit I'm
seeing if there's like an item here how did I not clear this if there are
two mobs. You can use the ATM. I can't go through any of these. Electrical. I did see
blueprints. There were blueprints. Also this, is this indicating anything? No? Yikes. I
can now build mollies. That was kind of random. Is that all that was in there? Use the
ATM
This shit's not marked anymore weird. Oh, you can use this. Oh the ATM is to save the game
Okay, so you run around with a sledgehammer discovering businesses to
Enter in England West Minster station
There it is
this station
Was that just a fast travel?
What the hell did I just do? I
I have no idea what the fuck this is.
Is this a fast travel across the map or something?
It could be.
I actually can't go through.
Oh, you know what?
I think it is a fast travel.
And I can go to different locations with it.
It's not like a subway I enter.
That looks like something.
These mannequins are gonna come alive.
It's in my first rodeo.
Oh yeah, it's a great looking game for sure.
Oh, damn, that's a lot of pistol ammo.
Holy.
Randomly, a lot of melee weapons you can use.
Back on the Sledgehammer, my favorite.
Components to crafts.
Yeah, we're going to stick with the Sledgey.
Last hit, doesn't exist.
Dude was never hired.
Interesting.
Are we going to the bathroom at all?
No.
Oh, this is the workbench.
So I can craft ammo and a molly.
You get the molly as well.
Just a bunch of ammo.
How did that?
Okay, can't go through here.
Wizard crafting?
Yeah, he is half wizard.
Okay, we gotta go back downstairs.
I think I basically got everything here.
I just went around the whole area.
Are you guys awake?
I know you're gonna wake up, buddy.
Oh, shit.
Stop spitting.
Is this your boy, huh?
Is he just pretending to sleep?
That's what I fucking thought.
That's what I thought. Goddamn it. Goddamn it.
I want to say that's all that's in here.
Can you go up? No.
This just looks like Tarkov, but faster.
This just looks like Tarkov.
Is that the end or is there a blueprint in all of these?
No idea.
Random spider.
Seized Maul assumes it's Tarkov.
Come on, chat.
Come on, some of you guys.
What the hell bro?
It looks like we can go in the church maybe.
Repent!
Forgive!
The Belltoes!
Oh!
Oh shit.
The game is definitely beautiful dude, but that's kind of all it's got going for it
right now.
It's definitely got like photorealistic looking shit, but then like the gameplay is potato
leap put in.
Game is amazing. I don't have to do anything. I just have to left click. Oh, you're telling me all I gotta do is left click?
That's natural aim right there boys.
100% natural aim. Yeah, who is this? Do I join her covenant? Oh Tommy, this is a puzzle.
You know what? They have to face each other.
And again, I'm gonna face the front. How is that not it? That noise?
That do something? I have a feeling it opens this once you get it right. What is this?
Special weapons in the front of the road will respond
Yeah, the special weapon always some always some demonic shit
That was sick
That was crazy
That was crazy. He didn't drop anything
He just wanted to fight. Don't do it boys your leader's dead
Your leader's dead, and his grandma aimbot's insane. I can't even control it.
Damn, I wish I had aim like this just naturally. Imagine.
Okay, you guys would be pogging. I'd be going for an esport award or some shit.
It's all good though, that's a different life. It's a life that is not mine.
I am wrong, you want me to read this? I am wrong.
We're to next, this random pub.
Ministry of Truth.
Stay back, shh, quiet.
Alright, he's quiet now.
The Ministry of Truth.
Okay, so clearly you wake up some of these mobs,
and you don't have to wake them up.
I can't, the reflection, Jesus.
Really, I can't open these doors?
Yes, I can.
There's a rave going on.
Axis...
Oh, Axis denied.
Man, I know you guys are sleeping. I know you're sleeping, bro. I know you're sleeping
This guy's yeah, this is like he's like extremely crouched. You're watching me play deadlock
Yeah, probably
Early warning system anomalies in your area. Are you are you joking right now dude? I stepped on
Are you fucking kidding? I don't need a crouch here. I thought I did no I stepped on glass
Are you gonna twitch con 2025? I don't think so
Shit wait this like a layout change. Oh, yeah keys
MOT gate key. Yeah, it's one tap if you touch the bullshit the control panel is never accessible
All right here. Oh shit. Oh my god. Oh my dude. That scared me, bro
Are we good everybody fucking relax, bro? Holy shit. It's making me get the key again. Thank you
Yumpers. Yeah, what if we got a hold hands and yump together?
All right, good boys. We made it. Oh
My god this fucking door. Oh shit
So far so good
Okay, dude. Are you serious right now, bro? Are you serious right now?
now. Can I stab him? I won't make any noise. This game still let me have a shotgun and
I've never seen a shotgun. AHH! Difficulty settings can go fuck yourself, alright?
You buggy shit-ass game, okay? If anything, the difficulty are the bugs in the fucking
game. I gotta see if I can stab. Actually, he kills me if he approaches. You're kidding.
You're kidding. What are you doing? This looks exactly like the first room in Outlast
one what are you saying they copied if they hit me once I died speedrun oh shit
oh shit that's how you do it right there boys that's how you do it
man it sounds like a car you're joking are you joking okay spawn me on glass
downstairs even though you just went downstairs apparently they have raves
down here every weekend. Containment lab, of course. It's definitely a lab. Oh that door worked.
All right, so we have to find a way downstairs. Find the blueprints for sample 42. The hall is
raving. All right, I need to find a key in order to get in there, so let me search.
No, this is a full release now. I played the demo a couple of weeks ago. This is full release.
Bro, where the hell is this sample?
I need to unlock it.
There must be like a key or something to open that door.
Yeah.
Footstep, suppressor door control from laboratory terminal.
One of these computers has the access or the room I was in has the access.
So one of these I'm able to press E on, but I'll go back.
It didn't let me.
It might be one of those.
Looks like I can access this.
Really? No?
How the fuck is that not the computer?
Oh my god, dude.
Are you- are you kidding?
Are you fucking kidding?
You piece of shit.
Okay, that's where the sleepers live.
I see that seems like a bad idea.
But I might need to open it
for the sake of the objective.
Are you kidding me?
It spawned me all the way back here?
Who made this game?
How is that deserved?
Blueprints of 42.
So why am I able to open this?
Okay, there it is.
I could open the sleeper's cell.
Maybe it's in there.
Or it's this right here.
You can now build, find the blueprint, and I probably get down here.
Yeah, it looked like something was in the sleeper's if I left them out.
Yeah, I'm escaping with the corona variant.
I got the blueprint.
I need salt, pepper,
fucking some other shit.
North house media discovered.
This game, I feel like this game falls into the category of good and bad at the same time.
Chat, I'm gonna chill here.
GGs all around.
Best games of Sunday were
Mechabellum and Raven's Watch, I would say, oh and Mouthwashing.
I would so say those three take the cake for today very cool games
I am down with that shit gg's all around chat next week regular week gg's till next time
Thank you guys
Or chilling with me like always chat. I will see you tomorrow. We'll see what's going on. I think
It is still filler season for the stream
So the broadcasters on hiatus
GG's all around you guys since your night peace out. I will see you tomorrow regular week regular streams
And we will go from there. Thank you for watching like always GG's all around chat
I will see you on motherfucking Monday. Goodbye chat and your night till next time. Goodbye guys. Peace