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THE ELDEN RING NIGHTMARE RANDOMIZER | FINAL BOSS

02-08-2026 · 10h 30m

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[00:00:00] You
[00:04:30] You
[00:05:00] Yo, we're so back.
[00:05:14] Who dogged?
[00:05:19] We got a boss to kill, chat.
[00:05:23] up till 6 a.m. last night and the job's not done. Which is kind of poetically similar to
[00:05:35] regular Malania in my first playthrough, right? Quite similar thing happens.
[00:05:43] You know what happened back then, Chuggs? And I beat it kind of immediately.
[00:05:46] I got up next.
[00:05:52] Surely that will happen again.
[00:05:54] Surely.
[00:05:55] Surely.
[00:05:56] Surely.
[00:05:57] Surely.
[00:05:58] We'll see.
[00:05:59] We will see.
[00:06:00] All right.
[00:06:01] We will see.
[00:06:07] All right.
[00:06:13] Pewter up.
[00:06:19] C minus thing with 16.
[00:06:24] All right.
[00:06:27] Go.
[00:06:30] This ends today!
[00:06:33] Back to the grind. We've already been on this boss for what like, uh,
[00:06:36] sixish hours, five and a half ish hours. It's mess!
[00:06:41] It's mess!
[00:06:44] Boy, howdy!
[00:06:47] Right back into this. This is gonna be a low commentary stream today, Chet.
[00:06:54] Simply no time.
[00:06:56] You know what the worst part of this chat is fighting this boss for so long last night.
[00:07:14] I've got a blister on my finger.
[00:07:19] Now it literally hurts to play.
[00:07:27] Not ideal.
[00:07:34] Blist is on me fingers.
[00:07:45] Well, I would have lived if there wasn't a fucking Walder.
[00:07:47] It's almost like these moves weren't designed with a fucking boss arena and miner huger.
[00:07:58] Great! That's great.
[00:08:03] Thank you for the sub-trance.
[00:08:06] Thank you, thank you.
[00:08:17] I think I should have just kept running away, man.
[00:08:45] I didn't think she was gonna restart the waterpull, I thought she was doing the dash forward.
[00:08:54] GREATS.
[00:08:56] GREATS, man.
[00:09:00] Hey, Sid, I'm gonna need you to shut the fuck up and never speak my chat again. Thank you, goodbye.
[00:09:05] I wanna ask, I don't even need a turtle talisman, bro.
[00:09:10] These crikes.
[00:09:15] What's done is done.
[00:09:24] What's done is done.
[00:09:43] incredible suck
[00:10:43] Oh, I'm
[00:10:54] That's okay.
[00:11:23] to care
[00:11:29] Thank you very much
[00:11:37] We'll get it today we'll get it today
[00:11:49] Grace
[00:11:53] Okay.
[00:12:03] Actually yes, Ritz.
[00:12:05] True.
[00:12:09] AHHH, not the hockey stop!
[00:12:13] There is a big, but the hockey stop.
[00:12:53] I'm struggling with that one because I'm not light-loaded, I'm trying to save the physical
[00:13:22] There's just no way I can be lighted up the whole fight with my armor, but I have to be so much shittier than it really is.
[00:13:35] So we're just gonna have to be in...
[00:13:42] I'm just fine about the way I dodged that.
[00:13:52] of
[00:14:05] what's up and
[00:14:08] what's up man
[00:14:18] You know what I'm bread?
[00:14:25] We doin'
[00:14:48] of
[00:15:13] the
[00:15:15] sure man she's just doing that now I guess why not why not over 13 days for years
[00:15:30] Oh
[00:15:42] She fell okay
[00:17:00] and
[00:17:11] and
[00:17:15] and
[00:17:21] Very limited of the one you
[00:17:31] She never stops sagging crap
[00:17:51] of
[00:19:19] He's bowed up!
[00:20:49] the
[00:21:17] of
[00:21:39] Kulakul.
[00:21:50] Kulakul.
[00:21:53] Ozmmerman.
[00:21:57] Ozmmerman.
[00:22:09] Oh
[00:22:39] of
[00:26:22] of
[00:26:39] the
[00:26:48] I'm going to go back to my room.
[00:26:55] Cool.
[00:27:00] Yep.
[00:27:37] Oh god, I need to just keep running away from that one.
[00:27:43] G'alwy.
[00:27:48] G'alwy.
[00:28:07] All right, I'm going to get ready.
[00:28:23] Baby, I just kept running when you were 18.
[00:28:36] of
[00:28:43] the
[00:28:49] death of
[00:28:55] death
[00:29:00] of
[00:29:05] 3rd runner around where she just immediately waterfells and kills me?
[00:29:12] A little bit?
[00:29:14] On stop?
[00:30:05] the
[00:31:46] six
[00:33:13] Mmm-hmm
[00:33:34] Such a slog man, holy
[00:35:43] kill
[00:35:47] kill
[00:35:51] kill
[00:35:55] kill
[00:35:59] kill
[00:36:03] kill
[00:36:07] kill
[00:36:10] What a nice lady!
[00:36:40] Okay
[00:37:40] of
[00:38:48] The boy's watching Malenia, believe it, Michael, so true, so true.
[00:39:11] Limited timing. Oh, yeah.
[00:39:16] to
[00:40:10] of
[00:40:35] No, no, no, no, no, no.
[00:40:41] Me down, Mo!
[00:40:46] Thanks for the 29, dude.
[00:41:05] I'm gonna raise the box.
[00:42:35] It's just not a waterfowl at the end there, I could have dodged it.
[00:42:42] I could have dodged it.
[00:45:21] Mmhm, mmhm, mmhm, mmhm, mmhm!
[00:47:21] Oh, she fell. Come on.
[00:48:21] of
[00:50:13] No, first and third and second and fourth are not the same, they're close but they're
[00:50:35] or not.
[00:51:05] of
[00:52:27] I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
[00:52:57] of
[00:53:04] the
[00:57:36] Damn bro!
[00:57:47] Good try though, good try.
[00:57:56] Good try.
[00:57:57] It's PB.
[00:57:58] It's PB.
[00:57:59] It's PB. It's PB. I mean, she just didn't waterfowl at all in phase three or four though.
[00:58:08] So like, it's just kind of dumb, right? Like, if that's all she does, it's not that bad.
[00:58:21] It's still pretty rough, but it was not that bad.
[01:00:51] Nope!
[01:01:01] Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
[01:01:51] of
[01:02:17] Dude.
[01:02:20] Dude.
[01:03:17] dumb
[01:03:22] dumb
[01:03:31] Ho
[01:04:17] fuck this mixup
[01:04:45] So cringe.
[01:05:45] the
[01:06:12] Oh, okay.
[01:06:16] I'll just have...
[01:06:42] Yeah, man, let's just do it twice in a row. Why not? Why not, man?
[01:08:42] Thank you, Malania, very much.
[01:09:12] I like what is happening with that move where in that sequence is there a grab I don't understand
[01:09:24] I don't understand.
[01:09:40] Looks like I need to zoom.
[01:09:54] I'm good part
[01:10:24] The worst part is that it's almost fun.
[01:10:38] If it didn't constantly break, it would actually be fun.
[01:10:49] it constantly burns.
[01:11:05] Like most of the moves that it's pretty cool.
[01:11:11] It's just when she fucking randomly animation cancels herself and then makes impossible strings.
[01:11:17] Where strings that just go on forever
[01:11:33] So I think
[01:11:47] That one's really cool too how you dodge and then the second hit box of each swing hits
[01:11:52] you and then it delays your next roll so you're guaranteed dead from that point on.
[01:12:00] It's pretty cool.
[01:12:01] It's pretty cool, man.
[01:12:16] Is the actual mod of this boss not behave like this?
[01:12:21] This is actually just a sort of like more fucked up, more buggy version of what the mod is
[01:12:27] supposed to be.
[01:12:38] See if I were the mod maker, I'd be pissed that my work is being represented so poorly
[01:12:43] in that scenario.
[01:12:46] I think it's wild.
[01:13:46] I don't know what to do about that mixup, man.
[01:14:15] It doesn't feel reactable because you have to dodge so quickly if she's not doing the
[01:14:24] mix up.
[01:14:25] You don't have time to wait.
[01:14:31] Maybe if I dodge the initial thing later, they would dodge the first two swings of the
[01:14:36] normal version of the new
[01:15:06] I'm gonna unlock the camera at the end of that she just she jerks around so crazy
[01:15:29] It's making me roll into her instead of away from her.
[01:15:45] Floating Tart thing with 45.
[01:15:53] I guess light load does help, but I'm saving for phase 3 and 4.
[01:15:57] That's it my friend.
[01:16:04] I can't drop my armor low enough to get light load naturally.
[01:16:18] There's just nowhere to go.
[01:16:23] There's nowhere to go.
[01:16:45] For you want me to run Crucible Talisman, I'll just die even faster.
[01:16:50] Are you crazy?
[01:17:14] Let me get naked though and see how much damage I take on my load.
[01:17:17] It's gonna be a lot though.
[01:17:23] Like I'm still medium low, bro.
[01:17:25] I have no chest, no legs, and I'm still fucking medium.
[01:17:35] It's fucked!
[01:17:42] you know I mean we gotta put on the big dick shoes right big dick shoes are two
[01:17:52] well I mean I guess that would make sense they are they are for big dicks
[01:18:01] okay that actually only only drops my negation by six that's not that bad
[01:18:12] This is going to do frag to do in most of the heavy weapons.
[01:18:42] of
[01:19:04] I was worth a slightly more than
[01:19:43] stop
[01:20:43] of
[01:21:05] Alright, this whole night long is a lot better though.
[01:21:11] It's not nearly as much damage as I would think it would be.
[01:21:15] This doesn't make sense to me.
[01:21:20] How does full armor barely...
[01:21:28] I guess I just don't understand how damage negation works in the DLC.
[01:21:33] Okay, with just Death Knight armor on, I have 62.9 physical negation.
[01:21:42] And with Veteran's armor on, I have 65.4. But it says the physical damage negation is six more.
[01:21:53] But it's actually only three more. Like why?
[01:22:03] I don't understand and that's only one arbor piece I mean it's the biggest one
[01:22:15] but still so like if you're looking at the numbers on the armor it should be a
[01:22:21] massive difference but then it just calculates how to not be that big a
[01:22:26] difference somehow it's very weird that I don't understand
[01:22:56] I might, uh, I need to get like a little tiny bit more endurance that I can put a head on
[01:23:16] and still be light load.
[01:23:19] I guess it doesn't really matter that much.
[01:23:23] doesn't matter that much see these nuclear negation that's that's raw
[01:23:53] mate
[01:23:57] we'll be fine
[01:24:05] that's tough
[01:24:15] that's tough
[01:24:17] I don't know if there's anything I can put in my physics now, but I don't need the light load buff.
[01:24:29] I don't really think so.
[01:24:34] I can put spikes here, but I barely attack.
[01:24:38] I guess put another actually maybe maybe that's just the way to go just make it a full heal
[01:24:47] Just give myself one more heal
[01:24:52] Yeah
[01:25:03] Okay
[01:25:08] Let's do it.
[01:25:38] God, you can WAVE for me like- Jesus Christ.
[01:25:57] Okina Masca, I don't have Okina Masca.
[01:26:00] I don't have shit, except Rokshasa Hall maybe.
[01:26:06] That's actually a lot more damage. 1744 to 1779, Jesus Christ.
[01:26:13] Hold up.
[01:26:16] Okay, I'll get it.
[01:26:45] the
[01:27:27] of
[01:27:57] and
[01:28:32] I'll chew through this shit.
[01:29:32] Dude, Lilo dodges the mixup.
[01:29:58] huge
[01:30:00] of
[01:31:29] Jesus, man.
[01:31:56] This couldn't get in the flow!
[01:31:59] this is good though this is good big changes sub 700 for sure
[01:32:29] I think about that one.
[01:34:14] dude, she comes so much around though, that's crazy
[01:34:40] That's crazy!
[01:35:10] Now Budge Wizard is playing the 26th.
[01:38:39] hmm fuck you use one of those all day
[01:39:09] That's sad it's so fucking bullshit
[01:39:32] like is it is it is it truly meant to be like that doesn't it doesn't feel like it should
[01:39:41] be doesn't feel like it should be
[01:39:46] Oh, thank you.
[01:42:13] That shit does way too much damage man.
[01:42:43] I don't know.
[01:43:07] Mm-hmm.
[01:43:13] Mm-hmm
[01:46:13] are we done?
[01:46:26] It's locked!
[01:46:45] Good bet.
[01:46:47] Nice free beat.
[01:46:56] I like it, very cool.
[01:47:15] Come on!
[01:47:45] The worst part is trying to keep in your head five different waterfall variations.
[01:48:08] And then identifying which one she's doing at any time.
[01:48:11] And they're remembering, okay, for this one I have to do this, for this one I have to
[01:48:14] this for this one I have to do this and then halfway through she can just change which one she's doing
[01:48:19] anyone that's pretty that's pretty cool
[01:51:49] of
[01:53:36] Oh
[01:53:47] Yeah
[01:54:06] and
[01:54:16] come back
[01:54:20] I
[01:57:20] like she just floats in the no animation
[01:57:47] Oh god, you're in logic.
[01:57:49] It sounds crazy.
[01:57:51] It's a crazy move, man.
[01:59:47] dude you cannot get away from the last bit I don't get it it's not normally like
[01:59:55] the last bit just does not fucking leave you low it does not fly by you at all
[02:00:03] like it's supposed to
[02:00:07] well the fuck they want you to do
[02:00:17] of
[02:02:00] Mixed it up with a different one, should have just kept running the one.
[02:02:26] Seven Andriiiiis.
[02:02:28] Wheeeeee.
[02:02:56] 701!
[02:03:08] This is boss fun when it's not watervoweling kind of
[02:03:16] Water vows literally do not work
[02:04:56] Thanks for the give some look at a second
[02:06:26] Thomas, mix up man, Thomas, mix up.
[02:06:43] This thing was 5 gifties, soooor, mineral water thing was 10 gifties.
[02:09:13] No hope if she does that with my bling.
[02:09:26] No hope.
[02:09:43] Well, I'm not greeting S's, there's not an opportunity to heal, like, how hard is it
[02:09:52] to understand?
[02:09:56] Let me just heal right in her face, man.
[02:10:00] That's a great idea.
[02:10:09] of
[02:10:31] I like skipping phase 1 today, cool.
[02:12:26] Jesus!
[02:12:56] I like how the way it dodged that in phase one just does not work in phase three because
[02:13:02] the speed of it is different.
[02:13:04] It doesn't even feel dodgeable in phase three.
[02:13:08] because they made the hitbox just way too fucking big.
[02:14:08] That's it.
[02:14:38] the
[02:15:08] She just really wants me to go to p3 this time.
[02:15:14] No point if I do!
[02:16:38] of
[02:19:04] I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
[02:25:34] how do you know how do you know man like do I just need to never get far away from her
[02:25:52] so she won't do it. Is that the problem?
[02:27:22] I'm not sure if I can get to the top of the hill, but I can get to the top of the hill.
[02:28:52] Yeah, man, great move.
[02:28:57] So much to be done.
[02:33:22] I literally knew she was gonna do the stab and I still couldn't dodge it.
[02:33:39] There's just nothing to be done.
[02:33:42] the stab is completely fucking broken.
[02:36:12] 6 to 7 months.
[02:36:27] The fourth phase is easier than the third phase, but yeah, there's a fourth phase.
[02:36:40] Not much easier, but a little easier.
[02:37:10] What a mess man.
[02:37:25] Okay, I'll be right back.
[02:37:36] I'm sorry.
[02:37:38] No!
[02:41:06] Hello.
[02:41:13] Okay.
[02:41:18] Hello.
[02:41:23] Hello.
[02:41:28] Hello.
[02:43:03] I'm just gonna do it.
[02:43:10] I'm just gonna do it.
[02:43:17] Come on!
[02:43:27] It really do be hot ass, man.
[02:43:32] Stinky ass.
[02:43:43] Just a giant wet part of the boss fight.
[02:43:48] To end it otherwise.
[02:43:50] Reasonably bloodbottled.
[02:44:02] of
[02:44:07] the
[02:46:44] five
[02:46:46] five
[02:46:48] six
[02:46:50] and
[02:46:52] five
[02:46:54] five
[02:46:56] five
[02:46:58] five
[02:47:00] five
[02:47:02] five
[02:47:05] five
[02:47:07] five
[02:47:09] five
[02:48:12] I mean, might as well spamroll in that situation, dead either way.
[02:48:27] Get lucky.
[02:50:57] Fuck.
[02:51:27] I
[02:55:27] Noop.
[02:55:34] Noop.
[02:55:41] There's no way to dodge that one, the only way to survive that is by getting an SS off
[02:55:56] at the red zone.
[02:59:26] I thought she was going to do the stab so I tried to preempt it, but nope.
[02:59:52] I don't know if you can play around the staff.
[02:59:56] It's unreactable and I mean I tried to predict it there
[03:00:00] and I did just kind of kill them so.
[03:00:14] Feels like she only does it
[03:00:16] if you like run away when she doesn't want you to.
[03:00:22] or something
[03:03:02] I wonder if I can block it, probably don't.
[03:03:26] Bro, this isn't even gonna make me good at normal Melania, because it's gonna ruin all
[03:03:32] my muscle memory.
[03:03:33] I'm gonna be expecting fucked up, stupid Melania instead.
[03:04:26] That one sucks.
[03:04:55] of
[03:05:15] Okay.
[03:05:45] Okay
[03:05:47] You win in the history of the universe has telling someone to relax.
[03:06:17] actually done it when making like a giant thing.
[03:06:25] What is the point exactly?
[03:06:47] I would have been fine, but I ran out of room.
[03:07:02] I ran out of room.
[03:07:11] Should have relaxed, man.
[03:07:14] So true.
[03:08:45] I
[03:08:56] My god
[03:09:15] Okay, she's taking pity.
[03:09:30] She's taking the pity back.
[03:09:37] Okay.
[03:10:07] What do you mean invest?
[03:10:37] I'm I'm fascinated by that
[03:10:44] What the hell is she doing up there?
[03:11:37] of
[03:11:54] one
[03:13:09] I'm not sure what to do with it.
[03:13:16] I'm not sure what to do with it.
[03:13:23] I'm not sure what to do with it.
[03:13:30] Oh
[03:13:47] How's Tom
[03:13:51] Sure, I just waited
[03:14:30] 0 chances to rival. Nothing to be done in such a situation.
[03:14:55] You
[03:15:55] I guess I show a heal.
[03:16:24] Probably was dead either way because one slice of that does 75% of my HP.
[03:17:24] of
[03:20:38] I was literally right next to her, she's still in the sub.
[03:20:54] Let's take a look at the...
[03:20:56] BEEE
[03:20:59] What the...
[03:21:01] What the...
[03:21:24] Me llamo!
[03:22:24] Me llamo!
[03:22:45] Me llamo!
[03:22:54] I don't know.
[03:23:10] No!
[03:34:10] and
[03:34:28] Alright.
[03:34:30] That's...
[03:34:32] Repose, thank you 14.
[03:35:28] Sorry, but we'll see.
[03:36:28] It's 1, 2, 3, boom, and then 1, 2, and the 2 will always catch up to you no matter where
[03:36:39] you are.
[03:36:40] So just run away for the first 3 and boom.
[03:36:47] way for the one dodging on the two and
[03:37:17] is a weird combo.
[03:38:17] See that's a different one though, that's a different one where you have a lot of them.
[03:38:24] Four.
[03:38:26] Or maybe three?
[03:38:27] I don't know.
[03:38:30] They got to color code these fucking water valves man.
[03:38:35] They all look the same.
[03:38:43] The low key color coding these waterfalls will be created.
[03:39:43] Why aren't the staggers so random?
[03:39:48] I feel like I was anywhere near a stagger
[03:40:13] She float
[03:41:13] Great.
[03:41:43] I'm gonna get him.
[03:41:50] Where's my sprint?
[03:41:53] What the fuck?
[03:41:56] You just didn't sprint!
[03:41:59] I'm gonna get him.
[03:42:03] I'm gonna get him.
[03:42:06] I'm gonna get him.
[03:42:09] I'm gonna get him.
[03:42:11] What the fuck? You just didn't sprint!
[03:42:41] It's four phases where PB is halfway through phase four.
[03:43:37] I should have done that.
[03:49:36] Super fair man!
[03:49:54] The Savataks are super fair!
[03:49:56] Yeah.
[03:50:01] Huh.
[03:50:13] They're like beta attacks and normal attacks spliced together, basically.
[03:50:19] It's quite.
[03:53:56] Why do people keep saying there's three bases?
[03:54:22] I don't understand.
[03:54:52] of
[03:55:02] the third two parts of these young men
[03:56:05] spot is much more fun when it's about ridiculous like enhanced randomizer moments instead of
[03:56:28] I'm just putting in other people's boss mods and then fucking up the AI.
[03:56:38] Just let those mods be their own thing.
[03:56:46] Not really what I expected going into this.
[03:56:58] There were none of them as in the base game, were there any modded bosses in the base game
[03:57:11] I don't think so
[03:57:41] Yeah, I don't think the PCR change counts.
[03:58:05] That's a little different.
[03:58:35] I might be tech there to intentionally get knocked on the floor, making this lay down
[03:58:56] I'm gonna go through the rest of them.
[04:00:26] of
[04:02:43] I missed one dodge, maybe I missed the next one, and then she did the stab.
[04:02:49] That was looking really good, that was looking really good.
[04:03:13] Okay, what the fuck, man?
[04:03:38] Good God.
[04:03:43] Good God.
[04:05:43] I think he buffed her roll very cool, then he buffed her roll, then he buffed her roll,
[04:06:12] I
[04:06:42] of
[04:08:58] Nope.
[04:09:05] Nope.
[04:09:10] Nope.
[04:09:17] Nope.
[04:09:54] of
[04:11:19] whoopie
[04:12:49] I don't know what to do with this one.
[04:13:05] Fuck.
[04:13:07] Stop.
[04:13:19] Gitch!
[04:13:39] Gitch!
[04:13:43] These two skip basically, holy...
[04:14:19] No, what was that turn?
[04:14:49] the
[04:15:03] the
[04:15:10] Leap!
[04:16:10] of
[04:16:50] That was just bad the whole time, man.
[04:18:50] Why did I do that then?
[04:18:57] She's too far away.
[04:20:50] just goes on and on and on and on uh huh uh huh
[04:21:50] different ending there very very funny silly meme silly meme
[04:23:50] Oh fuck I didn't mean to tell you.
[04:23:55] You were fine.
[04:24:09] You're blind.
[04:24:13] Man.
[04:24:20] Shoo-man!
[04:26:50] the
[04:27:07] bench
[04:27:11] I'm not sure if I can get through this.
[04:27:36] of
[04:28:56] Last pop.
[04:29:03] Yep, Watermelon.
[04:29:08] Yep, Watermelon.
[04:29:13] You're making it, Robyns, tonight, Parking and Plums.
[04:29:20] You're making it Robin tonight Parking Informs it
[04:29:50] of
[04:29:57] the
[04:30:03] I'll talk to you anytime I get Domino's, man.
[04:30:12] It's so good, and it gives me the worst heartburn of my life.
[04:30:25] life. Literally no other food gives me
[04:30:28] heartburn of Domino's pizza.
[04:30:35] There is something specifically unhealthy about that.
[04:30:55] Nice little fuck you hit, okay, let's see how it is.
[04:32:21] of
[04:32:28] the
[04:32:34] which brought the end meet of
[04:32:39] So
[04:32:43] Me so
[04:32:53] This egg good
[04:34:09] of
[04:34:21] that
[04:34:31] that
[04:35:11] of
[04:35:39] I see that fat finger jump there.
[04:35:47] I'm surprised it didn't kill us outright.
[04:36:00] In or thick pork?
[04:36:02] Uh, feed.
[04:36:18] Oh, I didn't die in a roll that worked!
[04:36:22] I gotta get some water.
[04:36:24] One second, Jack.
[04:41:30] Okay.
[04:41:58] OK.
[04:42:01] Good game.
[04:43:28] of
[04:44:54] Yep
[04:45:07] One of the differences between the phases
[04:45:14] Taste two and four have the rod explosions like normal
[04:45:19] And she does normal waterfowl and that weird
[04:45:22] waterfowls separately. In phase one and three she makes us a two waterfowls and it's a fucking nightmare.
[04:45:32] Like this. Except this is one of the most, so that's okay.
[04:45:40] And then in phase 3 and 4 she is faster.
[04:45:51] That's this new thing to kill you, fuck you, stabs you can do with a few hits.
[04:46:11] I think she just does more damage, you know. Of course.
[04:46:15] And has more health. Of course.
[04:46:21] I should have dealt that.
[04:46:40] there
[04:47:00] there
[04:48:39] Thank you, Millennium, very cool.
[04:49:08] makes a whole lot of sense, man.
[04:51:38] I
[04:51:48] Try
[04:52:38] a sap and I win like what the fuck is the staff the staff it it is just Bob
[04:52:50] it's a man it doesn't even look right
[04:52:58] It's it's unreactable because she can just do it whenever
[04:53:07] There's no way to know who she's going to do this
[04:53:15] that
[04:54:15] of
[04:55:10] That works fine.
[04:55:17] Alright, I'll go.
[04:55:26] That works fine.
[04:55:33] Okay.
[04:55:40] Okay.
[04:56:26] Cool stab, cool stab.
[04:56:44] Awesome stab.
[04:56:49] They're unbalanced. Game design is my passion.
[04:57:49] I'm going to spill my water there we go.
[05:01:44] Incredible.
[05:01:51] Incredible.
[05:04:44] I'll live.
[05:06:14] Yeah.
[05:09:44] Christ.
[05:10:14] of
[05:10:43] Too bad she used this move.
[05:11:01] Cool man.
[05:11:03] Cool man.
[05:11:05] Man, a dragon tank of the 62.
[05:13:35] of
[05:14:13] of
[05:14:25] Like, that should be a dodgeable waterfowl, but the hitbox or the speed of it is different
[05:14:51] in phase 3 compared to phase 1 so that you can just no longer get out of the wind time.
[05:15:12] Very dumb.
[05:15:14] Very dumb.
[05:15:42] Mm-hmm
[05:15:59] Well, I think the one year
[05:16:12] Okay
[05:18:12] the
[05:19:33] I
[05:19:40] Know
[05:20:03] There's no way to know, man.
[05:20:23] It's just a custom built waterfall every time.
[05:20:36] She can skip steps, she can add steps.
[05:20:41] It's so dumb.
[05:20:43] It's so dumb.
[05:22:50] Can't lose by the way, she's full.
[05:24:50] Come on, man. Come on, man. I can't do anything about that one.
[05:25:16] I just can't hear anything about that one.
[05:25:33] Slawd hard is just broken.
[05:25:35] Correct!
[05:25:36] that entire attempt I only got hit when the animations of the boss broke.
[05:25:52] That was literally the only time I got hit.
[05:25:56] And her Bolsheva water bowl, I guess.
[05:26:26] Okay, three months.
[05:27:24] of
[05:27:50] I am not open to being influenced, the stream does not make me want to download the nightmare
[05:28:01] randomizer mod.
[05:28:04] So true.
[05:28:05] Did you see that lay down to the
[05:28:35] I
[05:32:05] Baaaaaaaaaamn
[05:33:05] to
[05:33:48] Yeah man, the Eastern Dodgers is really cool.
[05:34:02] really cool
[05:35:32] You
[05:35:43] Cute
[05:36:32] Silly meme. How did I not know she was doing that variation? As if I could even do anything
[05:36:55] about that variation.
[05:37:25] Shit's so ass, man.
[05:40:12] I don't know how I did that both of them.
[05:40:41] Let's ask him.
[05:40:55] Do get.
[05:41:07] There's just nothing you can do.
[05:41:09] You cannot do anything to them.
[05:41:11] so dumb. I don't understand like why is it different than the phase one versions. Not
[05:41:20] Not that the Phase 1 versions are fair, but they work a little better at least.
[05:42:20] There's a 10 minute video that shows all waterfalls from on out playing.
[05:42:46] I don't even think there's a limit if you count the times which is like randomly bugs
[05:42:52] out and she does more.
[05:42:54] I'd be curious to see what an ally in Melania actually looks like compared to this butchered
[05:43:05] version.
[05:43:07] It's so dumb.
[05:43:10] I mean they're both pretty dumb but this is especially dumb.
[05:43:15] Wow! Did not know you could bonk in this arena. That's... crazy?
[05:46:15] Hit this, please, what did you do again by the way?
[05:46:39] Oh shit.
[05:47:45] That's just guaranteed death unless I'm already full HP by the time she's starting it.
[05:47:52] And even though it's like 75% chance death.
[05:49:45] of
[05:51:10] like I literally knew what she was doing there but there was just no way to avoid it
[05:51:29] Like the spacing just makes that impossible.
[05:51:49] The only way I could have survived that is if I had more HP,
[05:51:51] but I didn't have an opportunity to heal before she did that.
[05:52:59] Okay.
[05:55:29] What the fuck?
[05:55:40] What happened?
[05:55:43] I literally hit her.
[05:55:46] I guess she gets eye frames during the grab animation.
[05:55:57] Sailing unfortunate.
[05:56:27] Oh
[05:56:48] Damn indeed
[05:56:57] 800.
[05:57:20] Cool, man.
[05:58:27] of
[06:00:55] the
[06:01:07] full man the one attack they slow down from phase one
[06:01:11] and set of speed up the up
[06:01:14] Cool.
[06:02:14] what the fuck is this?
[06:02:43] It's just trolling with these things.
[06:03:01] Maybe the grabs seem to change. Yeah, no, it's faster than it is.
[06:03:08] Maybe it just depends on the situation, maybe it's just different at the time, but I don't know.
[06:03:18] You're right, it's not the same.
[06:03:24] I got a peep!
[06:03:25] Heeey, we're back!
[06:03:38] I don't know.
[06:08:23] Oh, my god.
[06:08:51] Oh, my god.
[06:08:52] Come on.
[06:09:01] You know, it didn't make much difference for the strength.
[06:09:14] Not much to say right now, anyway.
[06:09:18] to focus.
[06:10:48] How are you supposed to know if she's doing that one or the three hit one?
[06:11:17] Like you just can't
[06:11:33] Journal on day 21
[06:11:47] Oh
[06:13:17] I'm just crazy.
[06:13:27] Mommy, but he gives up.
[06:16:47] I'm so down to pay as much as you know, there's a giant fucking way to die.
[06:17:03] She stalls so long.
[06:17:33] of
[06:20:20] it's just fucking broken it's just fucking broken
[06:20:34] yeah dude she she just fucking does the last two swings again again
[06:20:43] why would she not yeah
[06:20:47] So dumb
[06:21:11] Basically waiting for an RNG, yeah, more loss
[06:21:17] more or less
[06:22:47] I wonder every time...
[06:23:17] I'm fucking dammit dude, just let me fucking start the fight.
[06:23:37] What is this shit man?
[06:26:15] Yep, sad.
[06:26:22] Yep, sad.
[06:26:31] What are you gonna do?
[06:26:38] Yep, sad! Yep, sad!
[06:26:44] What are you gonna do?
[06:30:38] Oh
[06:34:08] That time she delays the staff.
[06:34:10] All she can do is instant staff and also delayed staff.
[06:34:15] Of course.
[06:34:22] I simply should've known.
[06:38:52] I feel like I got a frame drop there or something, I don't understand what happened.
[06:39:11] should have been fine.
[06:39:41] There's nothing to do about that.
[06:39:56] You
[06:40:26] I'm going to try to make sure that I don't get hit by a bomb.
[06:40:44] Nice turn around that vision.
[06:40:56] I think that was like two months.
[06:41:26] I should go for a third hit there.
[06:41:33] It's too tight.
[06:42:56] come on man, come on man, that's so close
[06:44:26] Thank you Walt.
[06:44:31] Thank you Walt.
[06:46:26] I think I did a little extra mile with Press.
[06:46:50] really appreciate these trying times
[06:50:20] of
[06:50:46] just a matter of time the fucking step
[06:50:59] the
[06:52:10] Oh god, I think he was primed.
[06:53:40] just couldn't get set up. Bad place for a decision.
[06:54:05] I
[06:55:05] of
[06:55:12] a
[06:55:14] great man
[06:55:16] great man
[06:55:21] You
[06:58:21] of
[06:58:40] Okay
[07:01:40] Goddamnit, the fucking whiffed, man.
[07:02:09] So many whiffs that I run...
[07:02:39] of
[07:02:46] the game
[07:02:55] Yeah, whatever, man.
[07:04:25] of
[07:04:53] Jesus.
[07:05:14] Again with this random fucking rabbit.
[07:05:18] What is going on?
[07:05:23] You better fucking AI break before we observe this shit, the hell was that?
[07:05:39] of
[07:06:04] I've had that grab happen like three or four times.
[07:06:20] I lost a phase four attempt to that shit once.
[07:06:28] Very cool.
[07:06:58] Sport.
[07:08:58] God, world's past midnight again.
[07:09:12] Nice to see my family.
[07:09:42] fuck you! you cheating bitch
[07:10:42] 20 times of doing this late.
[07:13:12] Okay, lighting speed kick.
[07:13:22] Why?
[07:14:55] What an incredible ass, man.
[07:16:25] You
[07:19:25] I guess I should just be locked off earlier than that.
[07:19:54] I think we're playing on an OLED Samsung monitor the 5B is easier, plotty?
[07:20:06] Here's the thing, I am playing on a Samsung OLED monitor.
[07:20:24] Holy raindrop!
[07:23:54] Nope.
[07:24:01] No.
[07:24:09] She did the bait?
[07:24:10] Oh, you mean the thing that's completely indiscernible from the other one so you have
[07:24:14] no idea whether or not she's going up or going forward?
[07:24:18] Is that what you mean by bait?
[07:24:24] the thing that's just a total coin toss on whether or not you correctly guess what she's fucking doing about.
[07:24:37] I suppose she did.
[07:24:40] I suppose she did do that.
[07:26:24] That was a good one.
[07:27:39] how am I supposed to know about that man, how am I supposed to know that she's going
[07:27:56] to pause in the middle of it.
[07:28:01] even if I did know I don't think it mattered.
[07:29:01] Oh, us guys.
[07:29:04] Shots off Tagus!
[07:29:10] What a shot.
[07:29:16] I can't right now, man! I can't!
[07:29:20] That's just the right kind of stupid trait.
[07:29:24] For my current mental state.
[07:29:27] I'll never win with this kaisent bullshit that one's on you guys
[07:29:46] I'll get a little water fuck it I gotta get more water
[07:31:27] Okay, okay, let's kind of say yeah, we get it show we get it
[07:31:44] Enough
[07:32:57] Why did I do that?
[07:33:21] I can't lose gonna be three days man it's crazy it's just crazy bro
[07:33:41] Oh my god!
[07:33:54] I think it's doubled my death count.
[07:34:41] huge you
[07:34:45] what the fuck is this coffee sausage
[07:34:49] chef you want me to win or not
[07:34:52] oh my gosh
[07:35:05] okay okay that's fine
[07:35:11] What a dumb attack.
[07:35:36] to flask waster.
[07:36:36] Oh, kid.
[07:36:43] Well, she was AI broken.
[07:36:52] Great start, man.
[07:37:02] Great!
[07:37:04] I
[07:37:34] of
[07:38:02] I don't know why I can't. It's so dumb. Whatever, man.
[07:38:14] I'm so hot in my room! Bro, it's actually 98 degrees in here.
[07:38:22] Come on, fuck.
[07:38:24] I'm so sweaty!
[07:38:36] You're rather intriguing first message, likely intended to be Bro is Kaisenat, okay, referring
[07:38:46] to popular streamer Kaisenat and his notoriously long streams facing, I guess, Outer Ring boss
[07:38:49] Known as Blenion.
[07:38:50] Not like he's facing a modded version of this boss, and Cheddar does not realize the increased
[07:38:55] difficulty.
[07:38:56] So true.
[07:38:59] So true, Cheddar.
[07:39:00] An expert analysis.
[07:39:09] Why is it so fucking hot in this room?
[07:39:17] My god!
[07:39:26] Fuck!
[07:39:33] I've cracked the window.
[07:41:18] He's locking up as soon as she's doing the waterfowl thing.
[07:41:26] It's gonna make dodging the last bit so much easier if I do that.
[07:41:37] Holy shit the breeze is amazing
[07:43:07] the
[07:43:33] Now I'm going to be done.
[07:44:03] I don't know what to do with that.
[07:44:10] I curse up guy.
[07:44:16] Bro you guys are suddenly comedians huh?
[07:44:25] Bro I minimized my main chat screen but I, like Glanced
[07:44:33] over of my OBS window and I see you guys. Real funny over there.
[07:44:41] It would be this first, Ludwig or Kaisenat. Ludwig would be after 200 hours and Kaisenat
[07:44:52] would never be. 100%
[07:44:56] Nice bomb.
[07:47:26] fuck it
[07:47:34] fuck
[07:47:40] maybe he didn't bug out
[07:48:17] of
[07:50:28] I
[07:50:52] Damn it, bro, I should have just healed
[07:50:58] I think I could have got through if I healed.
[07:51:05] I was worried the extra damage in phase 4 would make the heal strut not work, but I think we could have squeezed through.
[07:51:26] Ehhhhhhhhh... I'm never gonna get RNG that good again.
[07:51:31] She's so nice.
[07:51:51] Maybe the open window tech is going crazy.
[07:51:56] It's easier to play when you're not overheating.
[07:52:02] What a concept.
[07:53:26] Shit.
[07:53:41] Greed is when you miss a roll.
[07:53:43] So true.
[07:55:11] He's lucky.
[07:56:41] I don't know why I turned to 4th seal.
[07:57:06] I was going to kill you if you didn't want to see the rule.
[07:57:41] Nice!
[07:58:39] Okay, she didn't do the last bit.
[07:58:49] Cool.
[07:58:51] Good.
[07:58:53] Or she did the difference last bit, rather.
[08:01:35] Yep, step.
[08:01:39] Yep, step.
[08:01:41] Yep, step.
[08:01:44] Hmm.
[08:01:46] Ugh.
[08:01:48] Thanks for the two, God.
[08:01:51] The absolutely hilarious room will go.
[08:01:56] Thanks for the two God and the absolutely hilarious room we'll go.
[08:02:56] of
[08:03:03] the
[08:03:06] death
[08:03:10] of
[08:03:13] death
[08:03:18] MIGAMO!
[08:03:37] MIGAMO!
[08:05:18] Oh god, that was sketchy.
[08:06:35] the
[08:06:56] get too much bad bow
[08:13:12] of
[08:13:26] the
[08:13:34] Oh, we're close, so we're very close.
[08:13:51] I think if we could recover from that move, we would have had it.
[08:16:04] of
[08:16:29] Let me kill him, he's so fucking annoying, she barely does it man, she barely ever does
[08:17:13] of
[08:17:57] One bad upsting in the front.
[08:19:14] What is wrong with you?
[08:19:40] What was that?
[08:19:43] I get out of in front of it is locked up just need to remember to lock up
[08:20:10] Oh my god man.
[08:21:10] of
[08:21:27] I think he gets socks man, now we're having the opposite problem.
[08:21:40] It's kind of cold as fuckin'.
[08:21:44] Way better than when it was hot though, my god.
[08:24:53] Oh, the stab is still fucked.
[08:25:15] The stab is still fucked.
[08:25:19] I think without the existence of the staff, he would have won hours ago.
[08:25:36] Getting better at everything else though.
[08:25:43] Man, it's a revive sab.
[08:25:46] Full HP.
[08:25:49] It's just when he does it, when she does it twice in a row.
[08:25:56] It's a problem.
[08:26:26] Like how the fuck did you completely not supposed to do that?
[08:26:49] Ah well, well, shit started again.
[08:26:56] You
[08:27:56] of
[08:28:25] I thought I should be done for a while soon.
[08:28:31] Come on!
[08:28:34] We were doing well!
[08:28:38] Just focus back in.
[08:28:43] Dear god, man.
[08:30:25] nice sister
[08:30:43] I don't know what to do with that one, man.
[08:30:58] Once you get caught by it, you're just down.
[08:31:04] of
[08:31:40] of
[08:32:54] I
[08:33:04] Know
[08:33:12] Okay
[08:33:24] I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do.
[08:34:54] of
[08:35:20] RNG.
[08:35:22] RNG.
[08:35:44] Really? Jesus.
[08:35:46] Slime is through for free?
[08:35:50] Yep, water fountain!
[08:35:57] Very cool.
[08:36:02] Oh, I'm gonna get a water fountain.
[08:36:09] Oh, I'm gonna get a water fountain.
[08:36:16] Yep, water fountain!
[08:36:19] Very cool!
[08:36:46] Okay, let's see.
[08:39:16] Brutal.
[08:39:38] Brutal.
[08:39:39] She's lit a fucking insta kill combo.
[08:39:42] times in a row now at the sort of phase 3. When are we gonna get the play one man?
[08:41:42] and
[08:42:02] and
[08:42:07] of
[08:43:54] I'm sure.
[08:44:10] Okay, come on.
[08:44:12] No, it's really cool.
[08:44:54] Oh, I actually won't be doing it.
[08:45:10] Oh, I actually won't be doing it.
[08:47:10] No, man, I thought I could get it off in time, but I'm so fucking stupid.
[08:47:23] If I didn't get hit, I could have.
[08:47:29] She was definitely close to stagger.
[08:47:30] I could have, I should have just dodged that and then gotten a stagger for post and healed
[08:47:35] what you get up.
[08:47:37] Fuck!
[08:47:55] Like if I was confident in dodging all her moves, it wouldn't be so imperative to heal.
[08:48:01] But when I know that she'll hit me if she does the snap, and I know she'll hit me if
[08:48:07] she does one of the leader of the waterfalls, then I can only survive if I give her to full
[08:48:14] H-mini.
[08:48:15] It's really tough.
[08:48:45] Man that was so close.
[08:48:51] She was definitely going to stagger, and then she would have been like three hits from the
[08:48:55] Wow man, great fucking weapon.
[08:51:52] I
[08:51:54] of
[08:52:22] Okay.
[08:52:52] I would have been fine if there wasn't a wall.
[08:53:21] There's a wall.
[08:53:30] Would have been fine.
[08:53:45] like friss.
[08:53:46] Does this fight single-handedly bruise a lot?
[08:53:52] Not that it is ever.
[08:53:55] Not that it was ever close hunting all the time, or more than that.
[08:54:16] A lot better than this, though!
[08:57:25] Incredible. Incredible move.
[08:57:30] Very intuitive and counterable.
[09:00:55] Ahh, unfortunate whiff.
[09:01:21] I'm sure it feels inevitable now, for sure.
[09:01:25] For sure.
[09:01:35] I just need to not get completely screwed on phase three.
[09:03:51] of
[09:04:17] of
[09:04:40] Nope, nope, I'm just never gonna win with that move, it's just not happening.
[09:07:10] Nice!
[09:09:10] again the whiff into dead
[09:09:29] I don't know what to do with you so sad, man.
[09:09:46] I gotta focus really hard on making sure that roll ends up close enough.
[09:12:29] No, that'll be done.
[09:12:46] No, that would have been it.
[09:17:16] of
[09:18:06] Oh
[09:18:11] Weird shit right at the end as usual
[09:21:36] Get in there.
[09:22:06] Oh
[09:22:08] That's what I was thinking.
[09:23:05] There's nothing I can do from there, and there are walls all around me.
[09:23:35] of
[09:24:01] Okay.
[09:24:31] Oh
[09:27:01] of
[09:27:13] You're a great man.
[09:28:13] I love how she just so suddenly just starts a water bomb and said whatever the fuck that
[09:28:37] But like if you're dodging as if she's going to continue the attack it's already too late
[09:28:45] to do the circle around her.
[09:28:46] Cause your dodge just went the wrong way.
[09:28:50] One stop, one stop.
[09:30:50] but
[09:32:12] Fuck you.
[09:33:12] Okay, Hitless.
[09:33:19] I'm not gonna do it.
[09:33:34] of
[09:35:34] Thanks, wall.
[09:35:39] Thanks, wall.
[09:35:44] Really appreciate it.
[09:35:49] Really cute.
[09:35:54] Really cute.
[09:35:59] YOOOORN!
[09:39:29] I gotta heal after this.
[09:39:39] One, two, three, four, five, six, heal.
[09:39:45] the
[09:39:47] dodge skill
[09:42:45] of
[09:44:12] It's just unlucky, I can't do anything about that, just Eshin dodged me, what are you
[09:44:36] She just has a chance of dodging any attack and then doing a huge counter attack
[09:44:49] Just the thing she can do.
[09:46:14] I'm sorry I take the red one but pain and misery.
[09:46:27] Oh boy.
[09:46:29] Oh boy.
[09:46:31] Oh, boy.
[09:46:38] Oh, boy.
[09:46:45] Oh
[09:47:45] of
[09:49:10] She chases so much more of phase 3.
[09:49:39] I can't heal until I get to like the one specific move I can heal on.
[09:49:45] It's just not worth it.
[09:49:48] I mean, phase one just will let you heal like 75% of the time probably.
[09:49:54] Come on phase three.
[09:53:39] I don't know what to do with that.
[09:55:39] I kept rolling and then getting hit anyway just because of the bump on the ground or
[09:55:58] I didn't fucking roll. I didn't roll!
[09:56:19] Hello!
[09:56:23] Hello!
[09:56:28] I
[09:58:28] fuck this dog shit attempts man jesus fucking blitz
[09:59:58] of
[10:00:25] I'm so annoyed, I felt really close a while ago but now not so much.
[10:02:55] of
[10:03:02] the
[10:03:41] What is the point?
[10:04:41] I don't understand why that last though didn't work.
[10:04:45] She just like didn't go far enough.
[10:04:51] I rolled in the right direction.
[10:10:41] Yeah man.
[10:10:50] Oh I really misplayed there.
[10:11:04] Oh gee.
[10:11:07] Mm-hmm totally my role. Yeah, yep, yep, yep
[10:12:07] You
[10:15:37] of
[10:18:43] Okay, yeah, Ben. No, let's get hit by a ship that literally never hits me. Yeah, I don't know.
[10:19:12] I feel it.
[10:22:42] It's completely unpredictable, man.
[10:22:47] It's terrible.
[10:22:49] It's just terrible.
[10:24:12] I'm only doing a few more and I'm not going until 6am again tonight, it's fucking stupid.
[10:26:11] Just mystery hitboxes, there's no telling how wide those are.
[10:26:18] Oh my god man.
[10:29:11] Okay, we'll do it another day man, Jesus fucking crud.
[10:29:22] So fucking stupid.
[10:29:28] So stupid.
[10:29:36] What a mess man.
[10:29:40] So many attempts and she just stalls you out or just does something that is guaranteed
[10:29:45] to kill you.
[10:29:46] You get like an actual shot at fucking completing it like one every ten attempts.
[10:29:55] The rest are just garbage for various reasons.
[10:29:59] It's so dumb.
[10:30:02] So dumb man.
[10:30:06] jesus
[10:30:15] well thanks for watching uh... sorry nothing of the value that happened
[10:30:19] eventually uh... i guess
[10:30:24] so
[10:30:26] alrighty
[10:30:27] uh... thanks for all the subs kitty thing the sixty months
[10:30:31] appreciate you sorry
[10:30:33] I had the chat hidden for most of it, so I could focus.
[10:30:37] It didn't help.
[10:30:41] Well, really do be kaisen.
[10:30:44] So true.
[10:30:46] So true.
[10:30:48] All right, well, see you tomorrow, bye.