Lacy
๐ LACY APPRECIATION DAY ๐ COME SHOW LOVE & SUPPORT ๐ FULL DAY WITH RON ๐ CARD OPENING ๐ MYTH VS TFUE ๐ FNCS SCRIMS TONIGHT ๐ !CLIPPING
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No!
You're gonna be down again!
You're gonna be in the streets!
Who else knows what the fuck
God, I just wanna go out of your eyes
I'm putting in my stuff
I'm gonna get it done and made
I said I'd be that prisoner
So I can get in first, man
So I can get out of here
I said I'd be that prisoner
So I can get in first, man
So I'm gonna be that prisoner
So I can get in first, man
That's all I need to stop
Harold with the tank is dead!
You're gonna be in peace
Look at my waist
I was inside the key
And shot on me
What's good, what's good, guys, how's everybody's day going, guys?
Guys, how is everybody's day going today, man?
I hope everybody's having a great day.
I hope everybody's having a, oh wow, Karag with the five gifted.
Thank you for the five gifted savage with the sub Preston with the sub rose with the
sub guys today's a big day today is a big, big fucking day, bro.
Um, now I don't know if a lot of you know this, but today is actually a national holiday.
Yes.
Today's a national holiday.
If you search it up on Google, it is officially online.
If you search up Lacey Appreciation Day, it says right here, Lacey Appreciation Day is
an annual community celebration held on July 24th dedicated to the online streamer, Lacey
himself. Fans celebrate by tuning into his stream, being nice in the chat, gifting subscriptions
and grilling food. Okay, so yes, how to celebrate. You watch Lacey live on his stream channel
during the holiday.
And right there, we have Dye's Knox
with the 25 gifted subs in the chat.
Dye's Knox with the 25 gifted,
Harold with another 10 gifted.
And as you guys can see on the screen,
when you gift subs, presents pop out
because it is a national celebratory day.
Tweak in with the 10 gifted.
Thank you, Tweaking for the 10 gifted subs.
Okay, now.
The way to celebrate this, you have to watch me, you have to watch my stream during the holiday,
which all of you guys are doing right now. Number two, you have to throw something on the grill
and post a video, maybe an edit, a photo of me on your social media. And number three,
you must only send the positive messages. You have to send donations and you have to
give subscriptions. Okay. So as you guys can see right now in the chat, all of these people right
Right here are celebrating Lacey Appreciation Day.
We have Boyo with the Five Gifted.
We have Cherish Joy with the sub, Dreadteacher with the Five Gifted.
I don't know what the sub, Harold with the 25 Gifted, T-gifts with the Five Gifted, Dylan
with the sub, Rod Regi with the prime.
And as you can see in the chat, all the chats are positive.
Lacey, let me have your baby.
You're the goat, hard eyes.
Lacey, I would love to.
You're so handsome.
You're my goat, love you Lacey, love you goat, you're the goat.
You're my favorite person.
Me and Lacey have a nice holiday.
See what I'm saying, Jack?
Everybody has to be so nice today.
You're so fluffy.
So you're so fluffy.
Any comments like that are actually going to be a one minute timeout.
That's how today works.
So everybody right now in the chat, just type happy Lacey appreciation day and just wish
me a happy day on my holiday please. I want everybody to just type it right now in the
chat and if you want to you're more than welcome to give me subs on my holiday. We're
almost at 20,000 subs guys. Almost at 20,000 subs. It's not my birthday. It's not my birthday.
Oh, Jaivers, you want to do that? Okay, watch this Jaivers. See you in 30 minutes. The set
with the five gifted. Harold with another 25 gifted. Wow. Smile for an appreciation
day post.
Holy weird looking thumbs.
How are my thumbs weird looking?
What does that even mean, bro?
Jinxie calling.
Yo, Jinxie, what's up, dude?
Yo, man, I heard it's on.
I see appreciation there.
Yes, today is a national holiday.
Bro, I just want to say, Lacey, I appreciate you man.
For what?
I appreciate all of the laughter you've brought me over the years, bro.
All of the times I've seen your clips and you know,
chuckled or smiled at my phone in bed.
All the times we've met and had a great time, bro.
Wow.
Um, I appreciate you, my boy.
Thank you, JC.
I appreciate that.
You know, JC, you actually go on Google right now and search up Lacey appreciation
day.
Um, it's actually an official holiday and it says that one of the ways to celebrate
is to either throw something on the grill or gift me subs.
So you're more than welcome to, you know, toss a few subs my way for my day.
What?
Oh, you thought I was kidding?
No, it's actually a thing.
Oh my God, I see it.
Yes, yes.
Lacey, I appreciate you.
Today is an annual community event.
On July 24th, I came to the content creator Lacey himself.
Yep.
Fans participate by tuning in to see who's being nice and...
Gift.
...subscriptions or donations.
Yep.
Wait, so...
What are you trying to say right now?
Like, if you want to toss a few gift, it's my way for my appreciation day.
you're more than welcome.
Because if you don't celebrate the holidays, it's kind of fucked up, you know what I mean?
I'm celebrating the holidays, I said what's up.
Yeah, but you either have to throw something on the grill or you've got to give some subs.
It's one or the other.
Otherwise, you're not celebrating properly.
It literally says it in the tradition rules.
I don't donate you money.
I don't appreciate you.
Yes, that's how it works.
Yes.
It happens once a year, it happens once a year if you don't get, what?
Bro, you're saying I have to give you money or I don't appreciate you.
Yeah, that's how Lacey Appreciation Day works.
You have to gift me subs or you don't appreciate me.
Alright, I got you, bro.
You know what?
Let me, hey, you convinced me, bro.
I got you, my boy.
Thank you, Jyncy.
Thank you.
I'm waiting for it to jinx-y with the one gifted.
This is all I have.
Wait, are you not appreciating them on appreciation day?
Are you not appreciating them?
I said sub-z, sub-z.
The article here said,
gifting subscriptions are donated.
Subscriptions, subscriptions, it's plural.
It's a $6 donation.
It's plural, subscriptions.
Yo, bro, I gifted you a sub, man.
Like, maybe be appreciative on appreciation day, bro.
You know what, Jinxie, thank you so much
for your gifted sub,
And thank you for supporting Lacey appreciation day Harold with the 25 gifted
About
That's what I'm talking about. Thank you for the sub
Yes, bro, it's a national holiday you didn't see what we celebrate 4th of July and everybody does fireworks everybody's give to me subs today
No, it's a real thing
Yeah
Myth vs. T-Fu, who do you got, bro?
I mean, are we still betting on myth?
Yes, I got myth.
I'm watching.
Why are you?
Because you actually know about Fortnite.
Why do you have myth?
Because I have T-Fu.
OK, I have myth because T-Fu quit the game
and myth continued playing for like a year and a half
after T-Fu quit.
And the skill gap change was crazy.
So myth is going to be better than Tifu.
Well, but I thought I thought Tifu was like in conference.
I thought, I thought myth got washed instantly.
And yes, it was in time for years with like Cloxi.
True, true, true, but, but myth continued to still play the game.
He was just an arena guy.
He myth myth just played like arena and grinded the game.
It's going to be, but you know, they're doing no turbo build.
I talked to him last night.
They're doing no turbo build.
it. It's going to be good.
Okay, well, I'm betting 100
subs with Ron as well, so I'll
I'll keep it out.
Yes.
See, bro, you don't know ball, bro.
You don't know ball.
You might be able to play for it,
but you don't know ball.
Fuck.
I'ma see the myth.
Jack, do you remember, Lacey,
I don't know if you're gonna remember this.
I don't know.
I was in a hotel with my dad.
He's been stirring fried Fortnite.
And Ninja like, toasted an event or something.
And do y'all remember what I'm talking about?
It was like a Fortnite event.
Wait, I know what you're talking about.
Myth, queen, and tiger, fall down.
It's like, what?
Yes.
That was like the fall off of myth's competitive career.
Chad, what was it called?
What was it?
It was, that was, was that not the,
was it like a winter showdown or some shit?
They're saying Ninja Vegas.
It was an event, like, it was Ninja's event, I think.
Chad, what was that?
I don't think it was Fortnite Friday, bro.
No, it wasn't Fortnite Friday. It wasn't Fortnite Friday.
So they say Ninja Vegas 2018. Let me look it up.
This was when I was...
Wait, isn't that what Ninja said?
Isn't that what Ninja said? Everybody hit the floss.
I'm not seeing enough movement.
Oh, that was New York.
Okay, different day.
This is what I watched with my dad.
Me and my dad were the hotel in Boston.
Ninja Vegas 2018 was a landmark competitive Fortnite event
featuring title ninja presence.
680,000 peak concurrent viewers.
Holy shit.
At $8,000 principle.
Bro, he was averaging LACI numbers.
It's a place on April 21, 2018, after the sports arena
inside the Montreal Xiong Casino in Moscow.
It's a myth with this.
I thought myth would do well.
And he shit the bet.
This is what I realized.
It was a fraud.
Myth is not a.
OK, myth's going to prove today that he's not a fraud.
Bro, is there a way to get the leaderboard for this shit?
Like, I wanna see the leaderboard for this.
Chad, I'm telling y'all, myth is winning today.
Why is the chat negative?
Yo, any negativity in the chat
gets permanently timed out for the entire day.
I don't care if I have one chatter at the end of this.
You're getting timed out, okay?
It's only positive vibes today.
Wait, hold on.
Wikipedia, Wikipedia.
I'm trying to...
What?
Bro, I don't know.
This is weird.
I don't know. I don't know. I remember it being solo slow chat, no?
Yeah, I know what you were talking about. And there was a clip, Jinxie, where Myth was on the side of a hill,
and he tried to edit the floor, and the floor, like, flung him off, right?
Well, yes, it's that, but also, like, he died a bunch. He did not play well. He did not play good.
And I thought he would.
Yes, I found it. Myth falls off the mountain at Las Vegas, Fortnight.
Can you send that link in your chat or something, I'm just gonna click on it.
Yeah, I just sent it in my chat.
Oh my gosh, Chad, who remembers this?
Yes, yes!
He tried to edit his floor and he got glitched and it flulled him off.
This is it, yeah, this is the event right here.
Yeah, here it is.
Oh my gosh, cease.
I'm not going to lie JC looking back at this. This was unlucky
Yeah, he died to a bug
I'm telling you let's lock a hundred gifted on it. That's $500 a hundred gifted
A hundred gifted as well
All right, we're locked. We're locked where you are. You're watching it with us, right?
Okay, back. All right, I'll talk to you then. Yeah me you and Ronald call on discord. Yes, bro. All right, let's do it
All right. See you then
Chad myth wins, right?
FaceTime myth
Why have myths number?
No, not Matt. Who's Matt? Why am I calling Matt? Do I have myth's number? I don't have myth's number. I gotta call Jason.
I gotta call Jason. I don't know if I can just call Matt Kalish.
Oh no.
I'm sorry, can they have one?
Okay.
Wait, Bilzo called me when I was on the phone with Jason.
He better be...
Yo, if Bilzo does not wish me a happy Lacey Appreciation Day...
I'll give you a message for three.
There's a leaked Bilzo's number.
Nice.
Just a leaked Bilzo's number.
I'm a thief.
Yo, Bilzo, what's up, bro?
What's up, bitch?
How you doing, man?
No, no, no, no, no.
There's no...
There's no...
What's up, bitch, today?
Okay?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I forgot, I forgot, what's up with you?
I already know what I'm doing.
I'm doing good, Bill.
So how are you?
Well, bro, I just wanted to say, you know,
happy, great, sea of appreciation day.
Thank you, thank you.
Actually, genuinely, thank you, thank you.
It is my appreciation day.
By the way, if you want, Bill,
so you're more than welcome to send a few subs
into the chat, you know,
that's just like a tradition that people would be doing.
All right, I bet, I'm gonna tell,
I'm gonna tell a lot to do it since that ain't rich.
But I was just wondering, like,
I saw you doing a caretaker series and shit.
You know, you're going to like, you know,
one day it gets considered caretaker, you know,
not caretaker.
So you want to be a caretaker for a day?
Yeah, I want to be a caretaker for a day.
Now, Billzo, Billzo, this is not a-
Wait, you going to be in a wheelchair?
Billzo, I'm going to be in a full cast in wheelchair.
Like this is, this, like you thought,
you thought me being in a wheelchair
was serious at stream or you?
I'm going to be fresh out of surgery,
like in actual real life pain.
Okay.
So you cannot like troll me.
Yo, I don't give a fuck, all right?
So do you want me to be your caretaker?
Yes or no, bro.
Yes, bro, yes.
You become, yes.
Come to LA for a day and be my caretaker.
I was just gonna tell you being like, yes or no,
I was still gonna be your caretaker.
I was just gonna come, whoever's day,
whatever, go take it over from them and just like,
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm just gonna come
on fucking court day, maybe, and show me
because we really got the court.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, you want to come on corday, you want to come on corday?
Yo yo, see Tyson with the Fawcett, we drop Fawcett.
Tyson, thank you for the five dumps for Lacey Appreciation Day.
Thank you so much, brother. Thank you.
Melissa, you want to come on corday?
Huh?
You want to come on corday?
Shit. Yo yo, what's happening?
My own day is not coming on corday. What's up?
I think they want me to come on corday.
I mean, corday will just be, everybody's going to be live at the house while I'm in a wheelchair.
Yeah, I'm not going to be locked.
Yes, bro.
Well, you can pull up.
You can take care of me.
I bet.
Like, I could cook, I should, too.
OK, yeah.
I'm going to need food.
So yeah, you could cook for me.
You could just make sure I'm good,
make sure I'm tucked in bed.
You could make sure, like, if I'm in any pain,
you get me medication.
Make sure my snitcher pushes me around the wheelchair.
Maybe I want to get some sunlight.
Can I pay you or not?
Can you what?
Can I pay you or not?
No, you cannot pay me.
What is that?
What do you mean, pay?
Can I pay to you?
Like, like pull your leg.
No, you cannot pull my leg.
I'm gonna be fresh out of surgery.
I, I, I.
Okay, all right, I'll see you then.
I'll see you in LA.
I'll send you the date and I'll book your flight.
I'm gonna fly you out, Bezos.
And by the way, you know, I'm a little bougie,
so I need first class, all amenities.
I need access to the clubs and all of that.
So if you could do that for me,
that would be, I would be really,
Oh, you're flying basic economy, buddy
Yeah, my main cabin
Okay, I'll get you main cabin
Wait bills, oh I have a question now that's shimmer use over how old are you?
Oh god, I'm 17. Oh, I'm god. You're 17. Yes. Oh god. So let me tell you what happened
I was trolling saying I'm 13 and that she got me being for like a day because I create because it would have been like I
I created my account before I turned 13.
So now I'm not 21 years old.
That's another Billzo.
You know, he's obviously white.
Nigga, my name is Billzo, little kid, streamer.
What the fuck, dude?
Not Billzo, it's 70 years old.
I was born May 21st, 2009.
All right?
So I'm really 17 years old.
You were born in 2009?
Yes, sir, in Montana.
So you can drive?
Yeah, I got my permit.
Yeah, I have a golf cart. You could drive me in the golf cart.
Oh, you fucking dumbass. Hey, hey, Lacey, have a good rest of your day, my boy.
Wait, is that bad? Okay, have a good one. Wait, is that bad?
Wait, is that bad that I told her?
Face time, Cody.
He's not 13 check. He's 17 years old. He said yo clicks
T-Fu vs. Nick tonight 7 p.m. CST. Are we watching together? Listen, I'm watching with Ron and Jinx. You're more than welcome to join
Can I join? Of course, of course on one condition. I'm only gonna join if you bet if you bet me $10,000
I got myth or no, I got T2. I got T2. On one condition
You know what today is clicks?
Man, I actually was about to call you and tell you how much I appreciate you for being
not only my best friend, but also, like you make me realize, you inspire me that I could
do anything I put my mind to.
I could lose 120 pounds if I wanted to nationally, I could entertain, I could grind as hard
as you and I could have as much discipline.
So I was going to call you, man, I was happy, happy appreciation day.
I actually just, I feel my whole team to take the day off.
Um, today's the holiday.
So they're all, they all should be in your chat right now.
Well, yeah, that's actually what I was calling you about. I'm not appreciate the message
But you know it is a tradition on Lacey appreciation day to gift subs to the to the to me to Lacey do show how much you appreciate me
So I'm gonna be waiting in the chat for clicks and subs to come through okay
Okay, I'm gonna tell my team to go there. I'm gonna tell them to drop as much as they think
You're worth okay, so okay. I'm gonna tell them to do it right now. All right. Thank you so much clicks
Okay, I'll see you in the battle bus
All right, he's fucking 21 years old,
talking about seeing the battle bus.
Okay, Billy Bloss with the sub, thank you guys.
Guys, you guys are more than welcome
to gift me as many subs as you want throughout the day
to show appreciation to me, okay?
You guys are more than welcome to do that.
It could start whatever, it could start now, all right?
We are good.
Click with the five gifted, okay, you know what?
We'll take it.
Click, thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you so much for the five gifted, thank you.
Your worth one sub, okay, so if I'm worth one sub, I made this for you, bro, okay, let
me see.
Had to throw this together last minute, love you, bro, you mean the world to us.
You being as great entertainment.
doing what you're doing. Stay skinny and keep looking good. Love you, Lacey. Keep
being yourself. Happy Appreciation Day, Lacey. Thank you for the cake. Thank you for the
cake. Gerard with the 10 gifted. Scientology with the 10 gifted. Thank you guys. Thank
you guys so much. All the subs coming in for the Appreciation Day. Wow, bro. Wow. Genuinely
Wow, that was not an AI cake.
Why are you guys putting that eye?
Why are you all putting that eye?
Made a quick edit for you for your special day.
Happy pig snoring.
Not gonna lie for the calm. I know exactly how lazy feels. I have to get this in my arm four hours once a month. Oh
Shit epic. I hope you're doing good brother. Hope you're doing good mark
Marlin revealed he took a trip to the Amazon rainforest in Brazil
All right
I'm currently on
about hour ten in the Amazon forest
And, yeah, about the QQB on my lane.
Did this dude turn into Tarzan?
Yo, you are not, you are not a survival specialist, Mar.
You are not a survival specialist
thinking you're living and sleeping in the woods.
So I checked Marlin's location on my phone right now.
He will be in the middle of the Amazon rainforest.
I'm not even gonna do it to him bro.
Show us, I'm not even gonna do it to him bro.
I'm not even gonna do it to him bro.
I'll just get a little water ball,
I'll just get a little swim.
You know what, you should have face-tied
Marlon in there, oh!
Hey, fuck your national day,
it's not this bullshit ass fucking day.
Is this your fucking balloon?
It's a fucking balloon.
Sorry, guys, I'm gonna,
I just have to figure out some shit real quick.
Yo, so,
Bro, did all that just to fake a phone call and grift to come up with an excuse why he's
not alive yet?
So if Marlin is in the Amazon rainforest, I'm going to FaceTime him.
I'm going to FaceTime him.
I'm going to FaceTime Marlin right now.
And I want to see the rainforest.
I want to see it.
Is he going to?
Oh, he probably has no service.
He's in a rainforest.
He probably has no service because he's in the Amazon rainforest.
He has no service.
Oh my gosh, I thank you for the 5,000 bits.
Wait, I remember you.
I remember you from Clix's chat.
Wait, Marlon just texted me.
Yo, this dude is not a real human being.
He just texted me an automated message that says, Marlon is in the forest, Marlon is in
the forest right now, we'll be back shortly.
So Marlon, how does he think he's like, does he think that we're going to believe that?
Because I know damn well this dude went to some random island, recorded himself for 15
minutes, swimming in a little pond, walking through trees, and he went right back to his
five-star resort, ordered room service, and he's choked up in his bed with his wife watching
the movie right now.
I don't give a fuck. I don't care.
Sun is not in the Amazon rainforest.
Sending me fake automated text messages.
Hour 10.
Hour 10.
Hour 10.
I'm currently on about hour 10 in the Amazon rainforest.
And yeah, I'm about to keep walking all the way in there.
I'll just have to go to the waterfall to go swim.
What the fuck, he turns into a horse!
Shit!
Took a little slid.
I can't push in if I don't want to get caught in there.
What, who are you telling?
Alright, here we go.
I'm going to see if I can turn the slide right here.
Did he just add a dinosaur sound effect?
Is he a real human?
Did he just add a dinosaur sound effect?
I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't know, bro.
Good luck Lacey, degloved.
I see it, it's gonna let me control him for 24 hours and I am going to make him like
a living hell.
Look at that signature.
Oh my god.
What?
Oh you're not, like what, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Like your headphones are actually bigger than your head.
His headphones are like genuinely bigger than his head, bro.
His headphones takes up his entire cheek.
I'd never see anything like this.
Piggy day, alright.
Okay, let's go through the thread.
Let's go through the thread.
There's gotta be some stuff to react to.
I don't know if you care, but here, this is the last three weeks of Lacey's chat being
the top one most active chat on the whole platform during peak hours, including the
most active chat during peak streamer, you, oh, shit, hey, shout out to thugs, man. Shout
out to thugs always typing in the chat. That's not me, bro. That's not me. That's not nothing
to do with me. That's not everything to do with y'all. Y'all are the one that's always
typing in and keeping shit entertaining. So shout out to y'all, bro. Damn. Oh my God,
Oh my god, I didn't even react to this yet. I didn't even react to it yet. I didn't even react to it yet
I didn't even react to it yet fucking completely forgot completely forgot how important something something very important happened today a very pivotal moment in
a very pivotal a very pivotal moment happened in the world today
LeBron James
Signs with the Philadelphia 76ers
Now, here's the thing, LeBron, you just came off a season where you still average 25 points
per game. You still won the first round of a playoff series. Carried your team. You complained
about not getting paid enough. And then you signed a two year, eight million dollar deal,
the veteran minimum. Just so you can chase a ring? Just so you can chase a ring?
Shailen Brown talked shit about Brody.
And you still went to the Sixers.
But I'm not complaining.
I'm not complaining.
Nobody could call me a larper.
You want to know life?
You want to know life?
Where is Lacey from?
Lacey Streamer from,
Streamer Lacey is from Erie, Pennsylvania.
Heard that, read that, saw that, Pennsylvania, LeBron is now in Philadelphia, LeBron is
now in Pennsylvania.
He's bringing us a ring.
I've been waiting for this day all my life for Pennsylvania to get a ring.
I've been waiting for it.
And now we have Tyrese Maxie, VJ Edgecombe, LeBron, Jalen Brown, and Joellen B. We are
getting a ring.
Philly, we did it.
We are winning a ring.
Pennsylvania, we did it.
So now, in the last 20 years, there's gonna be two things
that came out of Pennsylvania.
A Philadelphia 76ers ring and Lacey.
Dude, I'm so excited.
Pennsylvania is officially put on the map.
LeBron is in my state.
And fun fact, I do wanna let y'all know this,
but I'm not lying when I say this.
I got a text this morning.
on my phone said LeBron James. He sent me a text. He said, Yo, assuming you saw the news,
it's King by the way, just signed with the Philadelphia 76ers, just wanted to check in
before I head to Pennsylvania. LeBron texted me that my state, he knows, and that's respect
to LeBron. That's respect to LeBron to check in with the King of Pennsylvania to make sure
he's good to go. Um, so shout out LeBron bro in Pennsylvania. We did it, bro. We did it.
I cannot wait to go to that parade.
I cannot wait to go to some games in my home, in my home state.
Um, and we did it, bro.
We're going to win a ring.
We're going to win a ring.
I mean, bro, aren't you like, we are the best team in the league right now.
We are the best team in the league, brother.
You're a bandwagon.
Do you guys know what a bandwagon is?
Do you know what a bandwagon is?
I'm from Pennsylvania. I was born and raised in Pennsylvania.
Erie doesn't have a team, so automatically the only other Pennsylvania NBA team is the 76ers.
I've been a 76er since my whole life.
I thought you were born in Spain?
Yeah, I was born in Spain, but I was raised in Philadelphia, fax.
So why do you have three Lakers jerseys on your wall?
Next topic. Next topic. Next topic, y'all.
Not a larpher. Not a larpher. Not a larpher.
Lacey's girlfriend Darla ordered herself a pizza because she wasn't feeling well.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. Ron, Ron, Ron caused a living hell for me last night, bro. I don't
So, um, I didn't know this, but, um, this is to all my men out there, um, if your girlfriend
is on the first day of her period and she orders food that she's craving and she doesn't
get that food that she's craving, she turns into a witch.
Okay.
turns into a witch. And Ron completely, Ron ruined my night. Darla started her period yesterday.
Drop a prayer in the chat for her. I hate periods. And she was craving pizza. So she ordered pizza.
And she was also cramping up so she couldn't, she didn't want to get up and go down the stairs.
So I asked Lays to go down the stairs and get the pizza.
So Ron and Lays go down the stairs
and Ron starts eating the pizza.
And as you can see by the end,
okay, I might've had one slice, right?
Might've had a slice, but Ron said,
oh, there's one more slice for her.
And what does Ron do?
He eats the last slice of pizza, he eats the last slice of pizza.
So I go into the room, and Darla goes, where's my pizza?
I tried, I tried, I was like darling you got a salad, you got this salad, I feel like
the salad is really good.
I want pizza.
Okay, maybe I can order you a pizza.
Let me go talk to Ron, see if we can get you a pizza.
We don't order a pizza.
back to the room. Did you order me a pizza? So then, for the next hour, she keeps talking
about pizza. I tried to give her every other thing we had. I gave her candy. I gave her
some of my steak. I gave her some pasta. I offered her a salad. I offered her some muffins.
Here's my pizza.
I want pizza.
I'm craving pizza.
So she finally falls asleep.
I'm watching Avengers Endgame by myself, catching a vibe, laying in bed, and she falls asleep.
I'm halfway through the movie.
It's about 2 a.m.
I turn over to my left and Darlin looks at me like this and says, did you order my pizza?
Swear to God, I thought I was in obsession, so on everything I love, I thought it was
freaking Nikki laying next to me.
How are you going to fall asleep, wake up three hours later in the middle of the night
I can tell me you still want your pizza.
Why didn't you just order her the pizza?
It's not that simple.
She didn't want a pizza.
She wanted that pizza.
I don't know if you guys have never had a girlfriend before.
She didn't want Domino's.
She didn't want Papa John's.
She didn't want Hungry Howie's.
She wanted that pizza.
order it again. It was closed. It was closed. When I ordered it in the first place, it said on, you know, on the door,
I said, how much time is left? It said two minutes left to order. It was closed. So, so now I wake up this morning and she, the only
thing she's talking about is if she could get the pizza tonight. So, tonight, I'm going to get Darla her pizza. I've got to get her pizza
because like Ron, you cursed me last night.
Ron cursed me.
He cursed me.
Ron, yes, Ron ate the,
Ron ate four out of six slices.
Sure I might have had two, but.
You had one.
Get her two boxes of pizza, brother.
I'm going to get her to a whole fucking pizza shop.
Make her a pizza.
Based on available Twitch and public listings, Nick Fosco is currently the most recognized
Twitch streamer born in Pennsylvania.
He is listed among the most famous stars from Pennsylvania, ranking first in the category.
Am I putting it on for PA?
So what is this?
Influencer I Show Speed scoops up warehouse content studio near Miami's West Little River.
holy shit it's an 11 million dollar warehouse
holy fuck Marlon and Lacey are having another mug off
Guys, remember, it's at least the appreciation day, so I'd appreciate some hard eyes.
Thank you.
We're not having a mug off.
I posted this first.
Yo, Yoxic!
Yo, Yoxic!
Instead of posting a mug off, you could post me going live and say that it's officially
Lacey Appreciation Day and everybody is expected to give me subs.
I appreciate that.
Thank you, Yoxic.
8 p.m. and they're hanging out the window.
What the fuck?
O.J. has a release in official response to Plackboy Max for months at a time.
The only thing I came across was the post of your tattoo.
I told you, if I painted my names and I called it.
Oh, I'm not.
I don't even care.
Streamers ranking Lacey in their university tier list.
Phantom.
Wait, what did Phantom rank me?
Lacey Lacey in my opinion was funny as shit. I want a plus
Okay, W. Phantom stable Ronaldo
Yes, I told Lacey Lacey was tripping the first room area. He was like, bro
I don't know people are gonna watch me because I'm in a wheelchair. It's gonna be hard, etc
I'll say Lacey bro. You're Lacey. You are L to the A to the S E I Y.
Yes.
You are Lacey bro. Like bro, don't let anyone, don't let anyone tell you what you can and can't.
Um, W Rondale, Jason of Wee.
Lacey!
Best friend is my boy.
That's my best friend.
Gio!
Why is my lawyer calling me?
Hello, uh, hello. I'm on stream right now.
I'll call you later, all right, got it, but little leak, a little leak, not a bad shout,
not a little leak, not a bad shout, little leak, not a bad shout, chat, some big coming
soon, some big coming soon, not gonna say too much, not gonna say too much, but how is that
a leak? Well, think if my lawyer, if there's a lawyer calling about something involving
tap caps, there's only a few options. Could be licensing, could be in store, could be
a collab, could be someone else joining, could be this, could be that.
Let's say that's friend, that's my boy, that's my boy Gio, W. Jason. Okay, Yugi.
Lacey, um, Lacey was, um, I directed with Lacey a lot, I directed with Lacey a lot, bro.
I feel like chill and good vibes, these are two different things, bro.
Like, these are the same thing.
Like, fuck you!
Like, it should be like, like chill shouldn't be chill, bro.
Like, you know what I mean?
Chill and good vibes are the same thing, bro.
No?
No?
I swear it's just the same thing.
Um, um, bro, he said you were one of his buddies.
I thought that I why don't you put me in a fat fuck Yugi big-nose bitch Wardrobe
Yes, I love wardrobe
Bobby wardrobe
Aisha
Yeah
All right
Lacey
She wearing a messy jersey
Lacey is very very nice. He's really really nice. He always interacted with me, you know, and
super super awesome guy. He was always doing something fucking crazy and funny and he's so
he's just such a great creator and I saw him interacting with so many small creators. Okay,
He was hanging out with so so many small creators, which is so awesome. I love that
So let's think is going into good. Bye fairs fairs. That's fairs. That's fair. She has fairs
Wait, she's gonna be in LA the next week. We should I have her come to the sleepover and talk to Jay shock?
Braden
Shout out to Lacey, bro
Shout out to Lacey, I've been told y'all was lazy and really a hit woman first like bigger streamers so to like collaborate with me
W-brainer, bro. Never be like he never ego
Ever I think I had a really funny
Sending with him when we was going through the door rooms and we had to suck out the fucking backs the ghost shits or whatever
Um, that's a mess up. Are y'all seeing w ego? What are y'all talking about? When did I eat?
I don't ego anybody's fries, but I think just egos not even in my dictionary
Devonte's a nap
Tiny-ass camera, what the fuck yo Devonte what the fuck you got? What is this bro?
Friend, but he's definitely good boss. He's definitely another person that way. What do you say?
I always say best friend, but he's definitely good boss. He's definitely another person. What?
What?
Interacting with everybody.
I interact with Devonte so much.
Everybody's so hectic, you know what I'm saying?
I'll take it though.
I thought there was no bigger shimmers that was like,
you know, even when they back in the small shimmers so well.
Bro, Devonte, he's in the chat.
Yo, I swear I was in your room more than almost anyone's
except mine.
This is like crazy as hell.
Um.
Let.
That's fair though.
Raphael
Brother you are not getting the skin. How do I tell you? Yo, Raphael, how do I tell you brother? You are not getting the skin
I'm sorry, bro. I'm not getting the skin
Guapo
Yeah, I didn't really get to do much with Guapo. I wish we did more
Yeah, I think we go up we're doing a stream soon
Wait, why are somebody post unavailable dummy
I'm gonna go chill we didn't talk
Heavily like on a CJ, but we talked enough to for me to like understand that I fuck with that nigga
Okay, it was a great dude. You know saying he's kind of destined. I'm what you talk
Am I zesty?
But I'm not so lazy. No, he's chill. He's chill. He's chill. He's chill. He's chill. Am I zesty?
I don't know why some are unavailable whatever it's fun. Kig. Lacey
Come on, King. Good bobslist. Okay
I'ma put Lacey on a good bobslist because every time I saw Lacey
Lacey, Lacey, interactive with me, you know?
And that's one thing, right, Jack?
We're big streamers, like, characters, everything.
I just feel like Lacey has this down-the-earth,
cool character.
I'm not gonna lie, I just can't stop thinking
about how big his dick probably is.
Like, he's 6'8", so muscular, his arms are long as shit.
He's got a fucking jackhammer in his pants for sure.
About him, he shows love to everybody,
I love King bro. King's a great dude. King's a great dude body
playing around game. Lacey, wish you did more. Playing around game.
In a short ass clip. You said in Risby. Lacey. I think Lacey was cool. Now Lacey for me,
I did a lot of show Lacey. I put him up top. I put you some of my best friends as well.
Really? Yeah. I like Lacey. Where would you put him? I would put him up top as well. Simply
because of how nice he was.
Yo, why do y'all say random kid every time you see?
He should be the new emote.
Like he really likes when you're on it.
I'll show you.
Nah, raise me school, I love raise me, bro.
And I'll go with use of a lot.
I gotta do something with use of,
cause he's in LA, bro.
Use of's like literally 30 minutes away from me.
Yeah, boy, will.
D-man, Lacey, again, I've seen you a lot on campus,
but again, like, we didn't really get to interact a lot,
bro.
I'd have done at least one.
True, true, true.
Oh, fuck Lacey.
Oh, what you gonna do?
Oh, is he jerking off to me?
Oh, fuck Lacey.
Oh, what you gonna do with one clip, bro?
Love you, Lacey.
Hopefully you're feeling well.
See you man.
My dad's calling me.
Hey, dad, I'm on stream right now.
No, I'm already live today.
You don't know, do you want to say hi to the stream?
Hold on, let me put you on speaker.
Say what's up.
What's up, Cap?
Dad, do you know what today is?
Friday?
Nope, it's a national holiday.
It is?
Yes.
I know.
What is it, mom?
What is it?
It is National Appreciation of Lacy Day.
Lacy Appreciation Day.
Yes, yes, it is, it is.
It is my...
Oh my God, congratulations and happy Appreciation Day.
Thank you.
Yeah, today's the day where basically everybody
the world celebrates and appreciates me, dad.
Well, I'm going to appreciate you with a nice ravioli dinner.
Well, your mom's making ravioli.
Yeah.
Maybe you can maybe maybe you guys could box a little bit up
and ship it to me.
I wish I could box it up and bring it over to you next.
I know, but it's too far for that.
Yeah, it's a little too far for that.
Chad, Chad, I talked to my dad yesterday.
He said that, he said, dad, so here's my idea, okay?
When you guys come to LA, one day that you're here,
me and you are gonna do a golf stream,
and then after, we're gonna smoke with Silky, okay?
Oh, I love it, what a day.
So we'll go- That'll be a nice day.
Hey, don't leave dinner out.
Okay, yeah, we'll do a mukbang too, we'll get dinner.
Yeah.
All right, well, actually mom and I talked this morning
about we were gonna go to Florida for a month
and we said maybe we'll put the post phone net
and go down and see you instead.
Yes, you should.
Yes.
Yeah, we're talking.
Ow!
Go ahead.
So, all right, I wanted to say,
hey, I'm gonna catch you before you went live.
I'll call you tomorrow morning before I go live.
All right, all right.
Can I tell you something quick?
Wait, mom wants to say something quick.
Oh no, what?
Your knee surgery?
Yeah, what about age?
Did you get the approval?
Approval of what?
The insurance approved it all.
He did?
You're all set.
Yes!
So I don't have to pay $120k anymore?
Nope.
You still probably might have to pay some,
because we have deductibles.
How much would you guess I'm going to have to pay for it all?
The deductibles, what, $1,000?
It won't be shit, Nick. Don't worry about it. I'll take care of you.
I took you. You don't have to. I got it.
I got you. All right. Go ahead. I love you.
All right. Love you guys. Bye.
Enjoy your dinner.
Thank you.
W pops.
Since when was this a day, bro? Fuck you.
Okay, so that right there is what I call a timeout, so I'll see you in one minute. Thank you
I don't take disrespect on my national holiday. I don't take disrespect
Yes. Yes. What is that?
Happy Lacey Appreciation Day. You deserve a large pizza for being the skinniest, most
attractive Twitch streamer in the game and an orange crush for being everyone's crush.
you made this edit for you
Okay, kind of saved it a little bit do it curve. Oh
Ron's calling me
What
What's a nod?
Yeah, um, is there anything you want to say to me, though?
Well, fuck your appreciation that I don't give a flying fuck.
Nobody in this world gives a shit.
All right, well, I'm not, I'm not, no, I'm not coming here until you
until you, until you start being nice to me.
Hi, bro.
I'm sorry.
We're happy national Lacey appreciation day.
Thank you.
I appreciate that a lot.
Why do you appreciate me?
You're going to make me.
Um, I appreciate you.
Um, sometimes when I don't feel like streaming,
I'll look at your stream and I'll be like damn. He still goes every single day no matter what and you inspire me to keep streaming
Okay, okay fair enough fair enough. Thank you run also on me if you do look in the rules
You do have to give me a sub or throw something on the growth today
So I appreciate it if you throw throw me some subs my way
Oh, shit. Yeah, new room.
Man, just hold on to this just a second.
Look what we're working with today.
Listen, we have an option here.
There is a one-of-one Shohei Otani double fucking auto signature gold plated.
Dude.
There's also another one-of-one, right?
Shohei Otani XA Aaron Judge.
That's a legend right there. That's a legend.
One-of-one.
There's also- Oh my God!
Is it bad I want that more than the other ones?
So you would rather take this over a-
I'd rather have a Paul Schienz minion card, yes.
Is that what I want too?
I don't know what it is, but there's a ton of minions apparently.
So are you sure they're at this-
So I was gonna ask, do you have their number? Do you have any of their numbers? Jonah?
Yeah.
Or Andrew, can you call them?
I think so.
Call them.
Look what Solo Logo Man did. This is the new one Pride 2X.
$3 million otani tops go low on that autograph and card smashes $3 million
one of one signed autograph signature auto chroma flair brother I mean do you
understand how good show hail Tony is he's like the same levels prime stable
and auto he's like the LeBron of baseball right chat check her name
He's like me bro. I'll tell you look at saying he's better. He's on the same level of stable Renato. I told you
What do you want me to ask him? I just
You who it's stable Renato and Lacey
What's up guys? Hey Jonah, question bro. We might be coming in today. We're live right
now. We're wondering, do you have the Shohei Otani box that everyone's looking for? The
top scurron 2026? That's the one. Let me take a look. No. Do you have them sold out? Give
I'm just kidding.
You can see it.
You can see it.
You can see it.
It's a cheat.
My, uh, my field product guy just said we're all out today, but we'll have some more tomorrow.
That's it.
I've been flying off the shelves.
No.
Wait, you don't have any?
We're getting our shipment in tomorrow.
How much tomorrow?
Let me see if he knows.
How much are each box?
How much are each boxes I think they're about 300 bucks how many how many packs
are in each one 20 it's a guaranteed hits there's a guaranteed auto
I'm going to get this card, someone's going to get this card.
How many of you get in tomorrow?
Do you want to know?
We're definitely getting some in tomorrow.
I can set some aside for you guys.
How many of you guys get in?
I'm honestly not sure.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
get it. I'm honestly not sure you know what we're getting tomorrow. I have like
10 cases of each coming in. It's just a matter of when it gets delivered. How much is the case?
How much is the case? I can say you guys it's not a case, but we just don't know what time it's
gonna come in because it's up to the shipping company. So this is one case. I can get you a case of
hobby boxes if you'd like. What about the top's chrome baseball? Yeah, the top's chrome baseball.
Okay, so. What about the minion? The minion. Those are in there. You can get them. They're really
hard to hit though. Okay, how much is the case? Case is probably gonna be around $3,500.
What do you know what time usually you get them like realistically
Probably you guys come towards the later into the day
What's the later end of the day like four three four
Three four
Yeah, can you let us know like ASAP when you get him though because I have a flight tomorrow at night, and I'm Jay shock
Okay
Okay, thank you, right
What if what if wait, I got a guy let me try what's my other guys name chat. What's his name Elvis, right? Oh my god Elvis
Hold on
We might have some roaster flying up the shelves like this though. Oh Eric's yeah
Dog dog to Maro, why does the name tell me is that the car guy?
Who's Doug?
Your call has been forwarded to call
Who's a dog dimadone?
Who's Doug who's Doug Doug?
Doug?
Doug?
No, it's Doug.
We haven't been here in quite two hours.
Oh, I'm going to call.
Hey Elvis, currently live right now on stream just so you know.
Question.
Do you have Tops Chrome Baseball 2026?
No, of course we do.
How many do you have?
I don't know.
Well, I gotta ask the guys at the store how many you need.
Listen, we're gonna buy them all out, but I need to know how much you have right now.
We're about to come in with a lot of people watching us, all right?
This is a big deal.
This is big money's here.
Okay.
Let me call you back.
We have, we have right now we have 220,000 people watching.
Nice.
Tell everybody that's what you want to say.
All right.
Text me ASAP.
Text me ASAP.
All right.
Okay, cool.
Doug.
Doug, how you doing?
It's Lacey here.
I'm on stream.
I love dog. It's me stable. We're on Doug. Um, so Doug, listen, we're calling to wonder
if you by any chance have the 2026 tops chrome baseball.
2026 tops chrome baseball. We have a few boxes left. How many more boxes do you have?
It's the one with the minion, right?
It's the one with the minion in the possible Shohei Otani, yeah?
And what about the blasters?
Blasters, I'll give you a case if you want a case.
What comes with the blasters?
They stuff that comes in the hobby comes in the blasters.
What's the hit difference?
Is there, is there any guaranteed hits per box?
So, so can you get, can you, oh heartbreak.
Okay.
So Doug, can you get the one of one show?
Hey, oh, Tony in the blasters or no?
Okay.
How many, how many?
Okay. How much is each box?
You're going for about your price or your regular price.
Come on, Doug.
Come on, Doug.
Our price.
Your price, I give it to you guys cheap.
My cost is 300 bucks a box.
But I sell them for 375s.
300?
300?
Okay.
Okay.
So if we wanted you to, if I put an overpack, he's in the area.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Listen, we asked for a package.
You want to send me an over down here for me to send you a case of last years on the
10 boxes of hobby?
You're more than welcome.
Hey, Doug.
at all 10, what are we looking at here, you know?
I, my cost is 300 bucks, bro.
We are under due to you for free.
You come open it with me, I'll open it for free with you.
We can't listen to you.
Okay, Doug, how about this?
How about this?
How about this, Doug?
2800 for all 10.
All right, ladies.
Just so we can cover the Uber.
Come get them, bro.
Come get them.
You know, I'm not gonna tell you no.
Come get them, man.
So 2800 and I'll have the Uber pick them up?
Whatever you want.
All right, Doug, I'm gonna send it over right now, okay?
Okay, thank you, Doug
We're hitting every base if there is a show hey, oh, Tony
Yes, we have to make an agreement now one of us gets in scarred. What are we doing?
We split it, it's ours, it's ours, actually.
Oh, God, they're like, no bullshit, no shit.
No, no, we can't do a, oh, who pulls it?
We're in this together.
If we pull the card, we split it.
Or we put it in a case and we just keep it,
or we keep it like, friends.
There's a $10 million card in this house,
one of them is gonna die.
Unless we have something.
Now, let's agree on something.
I'm gonna have to kick you in your kneecaps, et cetera.
Like, if there's a $10 million card,
I'm running out of here.
Oh, my God, we cut it in half.
Why would we cut it in half?
We each get half of it.
Brother, we're not on some like art shit, brother.
They're gonna look at us like a fucking idiot.
Listen, we could do this.
Okay, so we're gonna split it?
Yes, actually.
Like, no, no.
If we get 10 million art card, we split it,
whatever we sell, we're gonna split it.
I'm done.
Okay.
We have to.
Okay, so what about evil?
Wait, I got told it's a redemption card.
What does that mean?
That it'll be a redemption card.
Is that true?
Chad, is that true or will it be the actual card?
There's no way that it's a redemption card.
Because if it's a redemption card,
The guy who's sending is not gonna send it. There's no way if I saw a 10 million dollar card when I'm giving it out on my soul
I'm talking to you. No, I don't think you redeem it from a person's from it's from tops
And they send it to you. I could never work for these companies. I'm not gonna lie. I would steal that shit
I would steal it out shit. I would steal that shit
Let me call Elvis back one more time because he has cards there
What's up bro? Hey Elvis, question bro. How many are at the stores? I'm about to head over.
We have two hobby, two jungle and maybe one breaker. Cases or boxes? Cases. Well you have
two cases? Yeah. How far is it? It's right in Burbank. Can you set them aside Elvis? Yeah,
I'm talking about the minions I want the minions oh
No, no, no, no, no, the minions 26 tops chrome hobby
That has to show they'll tell you what of one
It's the one
It's the one on all of us.
It's chicken.
Um,
where you guys coming from 40 minutes? Is that a deal?
Packaging.
It would be there.
And it would be here in 40 minutes.
It's up to you.
How much is it for both cases?
Uh,
more an auto deal.
Yeah, the hobby is 4200 a case, the jumble is 5200 a case, the breaker is 7200 a case.
What is, what can you get in the breaker?
Huh?
What, what comes in the breaker?
It's, it's a long pack.
You get, it's all like, it's all the hits.
You get more hits in the breaker than the hobby in the jumble.
So if we got all three, how much would it be?
No, there's a demand for this. I don't even want to sell you all three.
Because replacing it becomes hard, you know?
There's a deal for everything, Elvis. Talk to me. What are we thinking?
You guys come. I'll have the guys take care of you.
Because I'm not there right now.
We're going to be there in 40 minutes, y'all.
If anyone comes in, shoot them.
I'm just kidding.
No, no, no, no.
I'm just throwing it on the screen.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
All right, listen.
I'm going to text you when I'm like five minutes away, ten minutes away.
Okay, cool.
Thanks, guys.
We have to figure out what we're going to know with that.
Okay.
I'm going to ask 42100.
We can get that down.
How much is the case?
Did they say, Joe?
No.
They said, they said $350 a box, so 10 keys, 10 boxes.
They're not selling cases cases are guaranteed hits usually right chat right or wrong
Cases are like guaranteed hits usually yeah
Keep in mind. We already have
$3,000 worth from Doug coming. That'll be here in two hours
The case is worth it. My my cases are game changers like when I even got the splines on ones
I always got something so we get to also by the way, I don't know what happened all my by the way
You should check your cards. My cards went up crazy. What do you mean?
My Spongebob card is worth like $7,000.
What?
Yeah, apparently my card is worth like $7,000 now.
There's a case hit in each case?
Yeah, Betsy sent me a thing check.
Fucking Spongebob card's worth up to 700%.
Like my card is worth a lot.
Marlon just texted me.
What he said?
He said, you don't understand.
I did that shit.
I posted the exact same video you did to prove a point.
I'm the King Mogger.
Sit down.
Nobody gives a fuck about this mommy shit and he's weren't 20 27. Oh, yo, he circled how many likes our kick-tocks got bro
He's not real. That's what he cares about bro
He's in the Amazon rainforest right now in the Amazon rainforest
talking about king of
We go I'm ready bro. Can we drink to your car my car's gonna get clean. Can you take a cyber fuck? Yeah, it should make it
What do you mean?
Should we say he charged last night?
Okay, so, chat, what should we go in there with?
How much money are you willing to spend?
I don't want to spend like four bands.
I'm gonna buy a case.
You buy a case, I buy a case.
And then the other thing we just split.
And then the duck should we split?
Yeah, how much is the duck thing?
$3,000.
It's gonna be $1,400 each.
$1,400 on top of a case each?
Yeah.
You're down.
I'm down.
And then if a, the guy who's got a gambling deal, facts or no,
deal facts or no chat he should buy the one breaker pack raw and you can just
keep it whatever you get if you get the final break I keep everything
look it's lacy day I got a cake Rob wait run you want to smell it no but
that's not that's not a smell look six seven day happy lacy appreciation day
Nice, bro. Oh, it's really cool. Actually, why is it?
I'm
30 because I charged a half way last night and then I drove it to best pilot lays and then to get this cake
So it's out 30. It's not making it. Do you think the golf cart?
My
I could take my car, but we can't fit it. I don't know if it's wheelchair or a fifth.
Can we get a wheelchair or a fifth?
An M4 or something?
M3?
If it counts?
Yeah.
Bro, Drew, get the fucking shit on, and let's fucking head out of here.
Come on.
Let's go.
Fuck that bullshit-ass cake, Drew!
Oh, that's a good cake!
Wait, so we're taking my car?
Yeah.
All right, I'll go get the M3.
Take the M3.
40i.
M3.
40i.
Do y'all not have two cars?
Yeah, well, my car only fit two people.
My car is getting worked on right now, as we speak.
Wait, I gotta get the box.
I gotta get Russell.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, Chad.
Text Russell.
Bro, what if we actually get this card?
No bullshit.
Like, I'm not kidding.
If we get this card, bro, I'm buying it.
Should I get cash?
Cash couldn't work.
They might be giving us better deals.
That's what I'm saying.
You want to just pay me and I'll just pay cash?
Let's just go first.
Well, I gotta have the cash on.
Or you can just spawn that shit in, you know?
I got people under us that will always get us cash.
Can I call you back in two or-
Fuck no!
Russell, just really quick.
I need you to Uber package the cards from Doug to the house.
I just- why do you sound AI-generated?
I just ordered two 2026 TOPS Chrome hobby boxes from Doug.
I need you to call the Uber package from Doug's card shop to the house.
And then-
Yeah, I got you.
Russell, Russell, can you bring a Naja or no?
A what?
A Naja.
Nodged your head and suck this dick
Yeah, all right, thank you just for me to without thank you
Okay, ready. Hi, bro. We got to get on out of here. Holy shit. That is gonna be set up
I'm not getting this yeah, this is gonna be send them up right be the biggest waste of money or like the biggest slide
We might actually come away. Okay, so how much how much cash right?
Let's see if it's 30. Let's see. We listen to these being we can get them down to like 3600 a case
3,600 in case plus seven thousand dollar breaker ball. I'm gonna do 10k cash and we'll grab it
This has 10k cash
beach
beach
beach
Oh my god
SVJ, bro, I'm not alive. We get that fucking card. G. H dead ass G. H
If I ever sell my GT3 RS, just know that that SVJ is coming, you might see some news soon.
Yo bro, I'm ready to do this shit, I'm ready to do this shit, I'm ready to do this shit,
I'm ready to fucking do this shit, I'm ready to fucking do this shit bro. Oh my god, this shit smells like Naja.
Yeah, ladies, ladies, come on, bro. Get on in. We're gonna have to, uh, we're gonna
have to need you anyway. Are you good?
Yeah. All right. We help.
Look at this. I don't know what I'm talking about. Yeah, bro, is it, is it, are we ready?
You just gotta carry a cash up here. But what if someone tries to fucking shoot us for that?
Is this real? Should I, should I rip it?
Wait, what if someone tries to like hunt us down now?
You just alerted everyone that we have 10 grand in cash on us, that we're about to go
to a card store in Burbank.
Why the fuck would you do that?
Well, now I'm not bringing it.
Well, why would you like announce that?
No, bro, just key story, bro.
Just key story.
Why are we saying call Cuddy?
You guys want us to fly Cuddy wherever he is right now, get him over here in the matter
of fucking five minutes?
It's better.
Yo, is Drew ready?
What's he doing?
Lades, come on, we need someone!
Help!
I need somebody!
Help!
Not just anybody!
I have to get the address actually, hold on.
Hold on one second.
Right, I'm not gonna lie,
if we actually get this though, what do we do?
We're having a target on our backs.
Brother, we're-
If we get a one-on-one target,
would we say to him,
if we cut it in half perfectly and framed each half?
It'd probably be worth more.
It's like art, bro.
You ever see the guy who had the painting with the balloon
and then it shredded once they bought it?
Yeah.
It's like the same shit.
It's like he said it.
Yeah, so where's our cameraman?
Lace, Drew?
Should call John.
John.
A where?
A where?
A where?
A where?
No, fuck your leg.
We're about to become billionaires over the night.
They just stood on one leg for like,
Oh, we're about to become a billionaire overnight, you dumbass.
Joe, could you imagine if we're doing a full 101 show and a hotline card?
No troll though, would you like to start punching on me if I got it?
No, we're splitting it.
We were not splitting it as I pulled in the blaster box.
You pulled in the blaster box and I see that all my slug is so mad.
I'll be honest, if I pulled in the blaster, I'm gonna give you a mill.
If I sold it for five mill, I'd give you a mill.
Is he lying, Jack?
No, God, I don't.
I mean, wait, what are you gonna do with your money when I give you 100,000?
100,000?
If you get it out of the blaster box, I hope you know I'm kicking your kneecaps until you collapse.
You're not.
You can use crutches, your wheelchair is nothing in the back.
Okay.
Unless I put the seats down.
Yeah.
Where is Lace?
Lace!
Oh, I saw Lace.
Where is the pool?
Oh, he's in the pool.
He's standing.
Say oh, God.
He's kidding.
I don't know.
Help!
Are we going to make it back again for Mick?
Three hours.
Chad, what time is Mick?
Three hours.
Those aren't that eight.
That's five.
Okay, three hours, yeah.
We've got to bring it back.
Yo, Waldeed, thank you for the rain, brother.
Thank you for the rain.
W rating, Chad.
W matter.
What's the matter?
I need somebody.
Oh, cow.
I need somebody.
I need somebody.
I need somebody.
I need somebody.
I need somebody.
I need somebody.
I need somebody.
I need somebody.
What's up?
How is my carrying up?
I'm gonna check the two.
Like, what was the...
Oran just walked in.
Like, where's your chop now?
Who's preferred?
I felt his Oran walked through the door.
Plus we're tanning.
He just told me we were tanning.
I wish.
That was the best one.
What's called matter?
You don't need to yourself your Zach.
I pulled a show-out, Tony Carter on the blaster,
I'm gonna take, I'm gonna take three mil,
I'm gonna give you 500K, I'm gonna give you Lays 1.5.
Actually, you will?
Why the fuck would Lays get 1.5?
I'm not even kidding, I'm taking that coin, I'm running.
I'm gonna shove your card up my ass.
Like, no bullshit.
Also, you gotta be careful with the redemption card,
you show the QR code?
Gee, probably.
I don't believe in that redemption card, shit.
I pulled a Luke of Rookie Auto and I never got it.
Yeah, cause it was expired.
You pulled it from like 10 years ago.
If I don't fucking have that anymore.
This is how it's gonna look.
Wait, this guy pulled it?
Talk to me, Russell.
Who the fuck is tongue tongue tongue tongue over?
That's good, thank you.
I think I'm gonna go with the truth.
I don't think so.
This one's not true.
What?
What?
What is that?
I'm doing wrong fuck that I pulled I pulled a luka rookie was that I put a luka rookie
auto card right the card is worth like seven bands we tried to call panini and they give
you points and the cars expired. You gave me 120 points hundred twenty dollars fuck
them fucking shit ass place I'll take it gas money
no you have to get a pack so what's going on boys they broke our TV oh they
broke our TV oh that's not fine actually it's not working on me so I'm good
others please someone said it's a guard store in woodland hills
I would just turn on the long but carbs didn't we go to one that's right like come into a
tree policy that's okay after we look you shit come on we can just go on this they're saying
some of our babies outside our house right now at the ski mask so is my backpack does not work
like why can't we just make sure that's all right we're starting yours bro
I'm gonna sign a one-year deal
No, this is not real. It's just gonna be playing a thing. Oh
Well, what are we gonna do is when I get back I wouldn't need the bag
I'm on your thing
All right, ladies. I just take the bag
Take your shoes back, I guess, because you're going to drive.
So I'm wheelchairless.
I mean, we could try to fit it like this.
You shut your hoe ass up.
Fits like a dude.
Yeah, probably would.
Yeah.
What the fuck are you looking at, dick?
Wait, hold on.
I didn't even realize you moved your room around.
Wait, you're recording.
Oh, okay.
Fucking piece of shit.
Wait, do you carry a phone or not?
Yeah, wheelchairless, true.
We're going in the back.
It won't fit in your trunk?
We could try.
I just don't think it's going to fit in your trunk.
Oh, okay.
It's true
It will fit your trunk. We can try I just don't think it's gonna fit
It's only pilots?
Wait, we never brought it
I gave my life. Let's just go get the shit in me. Yeah, but his seats went down. How can we fit it in the trunk?
All right, let's drop it. Well, you know what they're gonna see when we get there
They're gonna say open these cards here. We're leaving not opening that bullshit
I'm talking to you kids at the time so we're just gonna have to charge on the way back
You don't need to get us there with like 10% and 30% you think it'll drive that
No?
I doubt it.
Eat my crutches.
What are you hopping around for, bro?
We're about to become fucking millionaires.
Yo, buddy.
We're about to become millionaires.
Holy shit, how much fucking food do you guys eat?
Goddamn on the nightstand!
What, what?
Nobody, I fucking got every crew she possibly could want after you ate her pizza!
Well, it wasn't her pizza.
I don't know where your thing is for your crutches.
Oh, nice.
Oh, God.
I've got no crutches and no wheelchair.
That could be worse, bro.
You could be fat.
You could have a military haircut.
And bullshit, that's tattoos.
I have good tattoos.
Well, I said it could be worse.
I'm not kidding you.
I gotta call my mom and shit.
We're about to pull the craziest fucking card ever.
Should I go out for this, Taxxon?
Yeah.
So I'm gonna pay Taxxon
so that no one's got a tax problem?
Yeah, for sure.
We can avoid taxes.
Yeah, you think $550,000 down on a car is worth it?
What?
Let's go around the line here, yeah?
What?
Let's go, bro.
Let's fucking get out of here.
Drew, I sent you the address.
Yo, yo, yo, buddy boy.
Hop around, come on.
Hold on, I have a question.
So, wheelchairs and fit, where the fuck are crutches gonna go?
We're gonna stick it out the window.
Yeah, we could put one seat down and then you two could say it like, in the other shoe.
Let's go, Tubbs!
I'm coming.
Let's move!
I'm gonna kick your fucking crutches.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
This looks depressing.
We're about to become fucking millionaires.
I don't even know what we're going to do with this argument.
Like the first thing I'm doing, Roseye,
is to secure every location and on no bullshit,
hypothetically speaking, we should pull one good card today.
Yeah, like one of us is going to make 10 beds, never.
We're going to split whatever we make.
I thought that's only for the family.
No, you're like, I could tell like this,
like these J-tactics you're pulling off.
You're going to stand me somehow.
No, I'm not going to stand you.
You keep saying one of us is going to make.
Well, I mean, yeah, the other one's going to have to somehow
I'll crawl to the car when I escape.
Cheesews are having a hard time.
You really want to take that?
And then we have the risk of missing the Tifu Burst myth.
Fucking jeesh.
Alright bro, come on bro, and I would help you but...
It's like teaching a baby how to do shit, man.
You gotta let him shit on your own.
It doesn't help that it's 104 degrees in our house.
That's not 100 in the sun.
Let's go bro.
The show-hook is how he comes talking to us.
And guess what? I don't have a fucking wheelchair because you took my Cybertruck around the world so much.
I'm not allowed to take a cake for National Lacy Day, bro.
You're a car!
It's not a National Lacy Day, bro. It's not a real cake.
National Lacy Day is February 3rd.
You're telling me a cake couldn't have fit in your BMW?
Drew, what the hell are you doing?
But you know we are going car shopping today.
Yes!
You've lost the cake!
What does he do?
Oh my God, oh my God.
He was on stream when we were reading yesterday!
No, that's fine bro. That's fine. You just don't do your job. That's cool.
That's fine, Drew. Just...
Hey, Drew, you better start learning what language you're on now. Chinese? Better start learning Chinese, buddy.
Let's go, ladies. Come on.
I'm fucking tired, dude!
How do you appreciate this shit?
Oh
So he just called me he said pull your ass up. I'm in the box
Oh
He said quickly come I'm in the last box I need you to unbox me ASAP
Can we get a Paul Skeen's car? I'm selling it to Libby Dunn.
Who the fuck is Paul Skeen?
That's Libby Dunn's boyfriend.
Who gives a fuck about Libby Dome?
Is the ISO good on this shit?
It's ISO in this car.
Bro, Lacey, come on, bro.
Hurry your ass up. It's time to go beast mode.
Let's go, badass!
I'm trying!
You want a flag on it?
Okay, good.
Why do you need a flag?
Watch the park in good spots.
It should look like a wheelchair for disabled people.
That's what wheelchairs are.
Why do you need a wheelchair?
We're going quickly.
We're going to take their shit and leave like a heist.
So I don't have to fucking crutch around and hurt my leg,
and hurt my armpits.
I'm a little sissy bitch.
You would think with that military-ass cut,
bro, you would know how to fucking walk around.
Please, Steve.
I had a fucking long one.
Please speak.
Just get him pie with a sherry if it's in there, it's right?
Yeah, but Drew has the fake BMW.
He's got the M40i.
Don't even try to have the same one?
No, the power probably has the M4.
No way the flag is going to be what fucks it up.
No, it's OK.
Wait, do you think it'll?
Ow.
It's a hard-to-church thing on it.
Are you OK?
Are you OK?
Yeah, we can take the flag off.
Do you get an angular from the corners
on to diagonal axes?
I don't need these crutches anymore.
No, you don't need them.
I don't need them.
You've got to hang those on the side, yeah?
You want them in here and they go like, up?
And then you're going to go.
I'm going to help you so you're going to.
There's no way to spit in here.
No, you've got to the other way, other way, other way.
Why don't you want to?
There you go.
This way, now.
OK.
Wait, did you tell me to address someone?
Shohei, here we come!
Beaked!
Alright Drew, it says we get there in 35, I need you to get us there in 22 minutes.
Little air conditioning in the bag maybe?
Maybe in the front too?
No, fuck that shit.
Can we get a fuck back?
Oh my gosh.
Shohei, texting me!
Come quickly bro, I'm about to be unboxed!
You know what?
If we pull a Shohei card, let's get back to the chat a little bit.
Alright Chad, fairs. If we pull a $5 million Shohei card, we'll get back well.
$10,000 each for our chats.
Hey, we'll give 100 subs away.
Okay, 100 subs?
Hey, we'll give 100 subs to the community.
Yeah.
100 gifted subs to the fucking community, bro.
Actually, we'll wait until September, then we'll gift.
You guys could win $1 billion, you ain't giving us shit, Jews.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna be real with you, Lacey. If I pull a $5,000 card, I'm minimum gonna give you $100.
What? No, what do you mean if you? We already shook that if we pull this card, we both split it and get SPJs.
I'm buying that SPJ regardless, bro. I'm about to buy it right now, actually.
about to just sit for four months listen bro fuck a view count make every view count
fuck a show hey Otani make every Otani show hey okay okay hold on let's repeat that hey
fuck a show hey Otani make every show make every Otani show hey you know maybe we can get a discount
I'm gone, and they say, appreciation that you walk in there
and be like, yo.
I coach on the holiday.
I show up on the holiday, bro.
Tell me what we have like a couple of days left.
OK, realistically, what's our negotiation tactic?
Because he said 4,200 for a fix.
You show up in a wheelchair, and you really play the act.
And I say, yo, he's got a couple of days left.
He's really looking for this fucking car.
Tanner, thank you for the five gift.
Tanner, appreciate you.
Am I a chat?
Thank you for typing in the chat.
Just typing LOLs and shit.
Not actually.
Oh, true.
What's going on here?
It's wrong.
One of the bus routes got some bouncy bouncy.
Careful of the squirrel.
Oh, shit.
This is where we can get there pretty quick.
This will all be worth it.
Imagine we get back, open up the cards, take like an hour.
We pull a $5 million card into watching
Myth vs. Fucking Tee-Foo.
Mike, then we're just finally out of here.
We need a little Kaniyia combo after.
Like, fucking, jeez.
No, fuck the Kaniyia combo.
Let's get the tailgate.
What is a tailgate?
You can get like 25 chicken tenders, 25 slices of toast,
and like a whole bucket of fries.
It's called the Caneac, the Cane's tailgate.
Why on earth would anyone buy that?
For a tailgate.
Well, we could just get it for us too.
Lays, do you want to redeem your Caneac?
Ammo today?
No, it's okay.
Are you sure, bro?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
What's wrong, bro?
I'm chilling.
You playing Black Ops too?
Yeah, I'm playing Black Ops.
It's every night.
Sam, bro must be nice playing Call of Duty every day.
It's pretty fun, I usually ask you every day if you want to play.
But I can tell you the same answer, I don't have the PS5 corn.
Dude, just don't watch it, I'll give you the game.
Alright, can you do it?
I mean, to be fair though?
To be fair though, what?
You have a naja or no?
What's a naja?
Hey, Lisa.
You're going to want to hear this when they say you sure you don't have it, bro?
Do you have the naja?
I do not have the naja.
Okay, so then go ahead and ask it.
Do you have a naja?
What's a naja?
Aren't you friends with a naja?
Are you friends with a naja?
Are you friends with him or not?
You're not friends with a naja.
Who's naja?
Are you sure you want to do this, bro?
This is going to get really dirty in a second.
Okay, who is naja?
You're going to naja your head and then you're going to suck this dick until I come.
Ha!
It's like a viral meme.
It's a viral meme.
Naja your head.
Nod your head. Yeah, yeah. So the meme basically goes like I'm trying to get inappropriate reviews.
So that's gonna go viral.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, you know how like Roman Atwood back in the day, the prank where he flashed kids?
Yeah.
We should do that on like, doomsday.
Like, on December like-
Okay, would you even get a chance if you did that nowadays?
No.
No, for sure not.
But like, during the-
Don't you like to go around in this slow bitch?
Oh gosh.
Oh, now we're getting arrested, chitch.
Nice show.
Maybe I should be driving you just say anything do you guys not know the Roman Atwood?
He used to pretend to flash kids prank back in the day
Yeah, you would have like the robot and then you go like this. Yeah
I have my buckle on chat. I just can't run it drill
Oh my god, we have a sissy Dr. Oh Drew now this person behind is gonna catch up and look at you and it's gonna be awkward. Oh
Oh god, jeez, like actually jeez guys, I can't put this part of my seatbelts on I have a torn ACL
Are you fucking know that's not a 20 so that's your stomach?
No, it's a I can't because it hurts my knee when it when it's straggling. It's your fucking stomach. Oh, it cuts circulation
Just a reminder for drew 40i
Drew you're so fucking chopped they should have been you they got five
Are you yeah, how long have you been a cameraman for?
No, I said laser
No, I was there before laser
Well, bro, I think I could speak for everyone including Lacey you've been there for too long. Yeah
Soon as I heard the news about John getting released free agency the whole child was telling me to sign them
Okay
You got the junko voucher because Jinx he doesn't know any cameraman
I'm not gonna lie, people probably look at you like you're like, you need to die, Drew.
Oh.
When I pull that show out of Tony, bro, I'm just gonna buy a new camera and-
I can tell Lacey is experiencing what Derek Rose experienced when he got injured on the bulls.
Thank you, bro.
So you're comparing a fucking all-star athlete to Lacey who can't put on a fucking seatbelt.
Listen, bro, me and Derek Rose are the same.
In what category?
both were young in our primes and having an MVP caliber season and we both got hurt and it was tragic
random kid bro
random fucking kid it says one minute bro we're good
i'm on sls we got bitrate
all the fall now we do but this now
a little dead spot
yo drew bro can you enter shark mode
That's not my vlog, you know what I'm talking about.
Wait, what shark mode?
It's where you go swimming, bro.
Oh, Doug is the same as me.
What's up, Doug?
Talk to me!
What up, boys?
So, if you're over a seer...
Okay.
You're over a seer right now.
So, I will not return this until I can see his movie eye.
All right, so we're about to put everything in the movie
truck right now.
This is for you.
And, please.
Yeah.
I got you.
I'm giving you a case of blaster.
Blasters
A case
Yeah, for free you're giving it
Okay, how about how about 70 30
We'll take the deal
I gave you
Thank you so much Doug you're the go
All right
Got it, okay
All right, thank you. No, I trust you no matter what
All right, bye big good dog. Bye
That's a free case of blasters the best part is bro. That shit's not written. What you get that fine little, you know
There's literally there's not a chance to get it out. You know you're better in the state of California
Um like verbal agreements. Don't me shit. Ask me shit. Don't we shit here to agree to be a record wait our blasters good
They're saying that's a gunner case
And it was someone I didn't know I'd be like, okay, maybe it's a little something like
Yeah, Doug
We're excited to give you 50-50 if we get it.
Doug, you there?
Oh, the button off, Doug.
That fat-ass butt.
That fat fucking butt, man.
Wait, so our blaster's good?
I don't know.
You're asking a fucking noob.
A case of blasters?
Damn, so we're gonna have to split that 25-25-50, you know?
So now if we make five million dollars, only me and you make 1.5 million dollars.
Okay, so we're gonna have to split that 25-25-50, you know?
So now we make $5,000, only me and you make 1.5,
and he makes two, I think.
No, he makes 2.5, we make 2.5, so we make 1.25 each.
I mean, I'll take that, it's like a little low money,
but I mean, I'll take it.
I'll take it, bro, like, we will take it.
Yeah, we will for sure.
We can get blasters at retail stores, so?
Wait, what?
It's a free case, fuck.
Actually fairs
What's that?
Now you gotta...
Yeah
It's like it's fairs, it's like this new meme that went around
You actually think Tifu beats Mith?
Brother, I'm willing to bet real money that Tifu beats Mith
There's no fucking world where Tifu loses
I don't believe it
I actually don't believe it
Anyone else chat?
I really fucking don't believe it
Are you crazy for having Mith?
I don't believe it, bro
I personally don't believe it
I don't believe it. Whoa, Jordan, what's going on here?
We need to rock it.
I feel like Mith is better than Tifu.
Brother, if he's better than Tifu, maybe if he uses a launch pad.
Maybe if he's using anything.
Maybe if he chops down and then says, jeez.
Yeah, I think they can do that, no?
That's fucking cheese, bro. If Mith chops down and chops him, bro, he's actually a dork.
Why'd you drive in this M340i like an M3?
You have all my dick. You can't even drive at all.
No, that's not what I'm talking about.
Actually, you don't follow the disabled.
I have, I have.
Yo.
Stand on it.
Yo, ladies.
Please put that mic in his throat, bro.
Hey.
Dude, you're a good boy.
Yo.
You're gay.
Which is the knee that hurts?
I'm just curious in case you get hurt.
What?
I just want to make sure I don't punch you in your kneecap by accident.
So I want to make sure this one or that one.
record
Yeah, you know we should do it's in his national lacy appreciation, but we should recreate the pay-bake lip
Should go in the wheelchair and it's yank on your leg. It's you cry
What we should do is order a large pizza tonight. It's a lunch crush and have a little party
Yes, oh my god, and then these gives us our pens. Yes for tonight card and we pass out
Oh, yes.
Oh, my cinema.
Oh, oh, oh, I can imagine it already.
Oh, it's Lacey Appreciation Day.
Lacey Appreciation Day.
We get fried, play high Fortnite, and eat a large pizza with an orange crush.
Can I ask a question?
Yeah.
Drew, if you get me fucking killed, you're getting sued.
It doesn't matter.
His lawyers would still sue you, and then his mom would get everything.
Everything is this under umbrella policy didn't think so you're fucked
Stop ignoring the chat are you there yet?
Are you there you would see for there yet dumb fuck hey, bro
That's actually not nice. Let's try to spread more positive. Yeah, is the ISO on auto seems a little dark
better just a little dark in here that's all are we there yet I hope in the
sunroof oh son wait I know m3 said sunroof
m3 oh the 40 eyes have sunroof
do you know why cuz it's not a real sunroof the sun roof goes back here why
Stop right here. It's fake. Yo, it's this fake
He's got a wet wheelie fucking garbage 20 20 26
You bro shit smells. I don't want to smell your you you fuck. I'll be honest with you back
What's that
Bro back in school. I'm not kidding my teacher my gym to choose to give me wet willies on my asshole
That's right. I swear. That's called sexual abuse. He used to take his middle finger and his ring finger suck on it
He'll have my ass. How old are you? That's 13. How old was he? 48? Oh
That's not me tell you that was a gamer. Probably be like, wet willie attack
You got uh, that's called. Yeah, that's that's illegal
It's okay.
It happens though.
My dad used to do that game with me too.
My priest got arrested for touching my little kids.
I was like one of the only kids he didn't touch.
I don't know why.
Damn.
Yo Drew, are we there yet?
Yeah, we're five minutes out.
No, don't kick my seat.
No, hurry up!
Every five gift if we kick Drew.
Dude, the fuck?
No way Shohei just texted me.
What did he say?
He said, bro, you only got five minutes or else I'm leaving this box.
No, dude the fact that it's already predetermined what box it's in and it's probably just sitting
in that box we're about to open.
Real talk though, not trying to farm, actually asking a genuine Russian, do you think those
cards that are like worth five million dollars or like one million dollars are already predetermined?
Like the people already bought them, like they know what it's in and then they just gave
it to them.
I know.
So you think there's random people out there that actually like.
Hey, you got five minutes.
Yep.
Like there's no way some of these companies don't fucking get it.
No, it's definitely not.
That would make it fully scam.
Yeah, but like how are you going to determine that?
Oh wait, Otani's in my chat.
If you find my card, I'll give you something special.
What is he talking about?
It was Drew, bro.
Like, yo, I'm not kidding.
Like, to be fair though, we are almost there.
We can switch or a fucking go on.
Switch to what?
Switch to...
Drew, I'm not getting my neck hurt.
We don't know what to do.
I want to give...
I want to give all of it.
What are you just calling me?
What are you just saying?
I'm not even...
Can you massage me?
Can you give me an action massage?
No, Drew.
Like, I need some, like, aggressiveness.
Ugh.
Oh, what my fucking god.
I'm not kidding either.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Is it good?
No.
I'm not even kidding.
Stop.
That hurts.
It hurts.
I'm not smiling.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Stop.
Stop.
Actually painful.
Oh my, so I'm so.
You should have said a little aggressive.
No, I'm tight.
I'm tight.
Like that is actually tight.
I need an actual, what is it called, a masseuse?
I'm saying Ayo.
It's not Ayo to give your friend a massage.
My mouth hurts.
My mouth hurts.
My mouth hurts.
We should donate all our money to charity.
Shut up.
Stop talking.
And we should get a camper and then just road trip around the world for us for life.
I have an idea.
Let's do, um, let's do, um, yeah, let's bat in the lips and stuff.
You ever see those clips where those guys get homeless people like fireballs and shit
and cigarettes?
Yeah.
Or we should all give them like-
Oh, wait.
We should all give them like streamer U-backpacks, like streamer university backpacks.
We're gonna go around and give homeless people streamer U-backpacks.
Yeah we can.
I wanna, you saw ASU announced?
Yeah!
They're announcing their own streamer university.
Where should we go?
No, I wanna make my own campus.
I wanna basically, I told Laisness, it's a good idea.
What did I mean by streamer change?
Or like world change?
I basically want to take plumbers and electricians out of their job, and I want to give them streaming careers.
I feel like we need less plumbers, less electricians.
Yeah, I mean...
Eventually, robots just didn't do it anyways.
So might as well.
I feel like streaming is the only job that can't get overtaken by AI.
Brother, our viewers are AI.
They're not anyway.
That's true.
But actually think about it, actually think about it.
Like, streaming content creation is the only career path that isn't gonna get taken over by robots.
Like, no one wants to watch a robot sit there on a screen and be entertaining. No one's gonna be entertained by that.
Brother, I don't even think they're entertained by us. They just laugh at us.
Like, nobody really laughs with us anymore.
Yes, they do.
I don't really want to be...
Hey, I just want to be him.
Turn the air down a little bit here, Jeff. Just time it.
That's good.
Can I ask a question?
Yeah, why do I like randomly keep getting bonus throughout the day when I don't have to pee and I'm not horny
I actually found out I haven't seen recently too. It's called hypersexuality
You take too much estrogen hypersexuality is basically when you get a horny too much
If I like hug my girlfriend, I'll get hard
What
I'm serious. Like kiss goodnight, I have a boner for like 10 minutes after this.
I feel like that's how it should be though.
Really?
Yeah.
No, I think I have high sexual health.
So you hug me, ladies, what happens?
Uh, I get a boner.
And if I get a girlfriend, I'll hug her and hope that I'll get a boner.
He's like, bro, if you're not getting horny when you're interacting with your girlfriend,
then she's the normal.
Wait, is that normal?
But a hug though?
Like just like a hug.
Okay, let me ask you a question. Let's suck real shit.
If you're cuddling with your girlfriend.
Oh yeah, I get hard.
Okay, let's say like, let's say you guys like,
you get like one kiss.
But I get hard when I just like, I'm closer.
Okay, so it's this number, so I don't have hypersexuality.
No, but I'm getting like a boner right now.
Like I'm not kidding, like I can,
no, like I could get this, put my hands up in this guy
and I can raise it up and down through my hands.
I don't know why you have one right now.
I'm dead ass just, that's why I'm doing this.
I'm blocking my penis because I'm like,
I'm in shock right now.
I don't know why I have a fucking boner.
Cause I don't have to pee.
I'm not hard, like I'm not like horny.
have a boner also by the way ladies in the chat please click off right now I
know we're probably gonna drop 40,000 views 50,000 views 100,000 views yeah
let's just pick off you know this is men talking right now I don't want to make y'all
uncomfortable did you not find out that my audience is 87% women no I'm serious
girls are starting to make ticktocks about me I'm dead serious you see
actually so I actually saw was a couple real guys off you know it's actually
Crazy because like this is a real statistic my audience. I'm not kidding
35% female demographic
That's a real statistic on what on Instagram
35%
You speak 33, but it's going on. There's a lot of ladies that watching bra. I didn't even know that there's a lot of girls that watch me, too
Then as
You don't think it's all like a little like high school boys that watch us. It's a lot of grown women, bro
Okay, so yesterday that ass I'm serious. You know how I wasn't streaming like early in the day
Yeah, well I want to see the Odyssey
I had to originally leave the first movie theater because there were so many people and it was girls
It was a lot of them were girls that were just like oh, let me get your number
Why are you trying to watch the movie? I'm trying to watch the movie and they're like you're so sexy and my girlfriend
Which is like what is what's going on?
Like what is this? I know exactly how you feel because I had to stop going to the gym
Because every time I would go to the gym, you know, there's like a windows and
Leak in there were girls with signs saying Lisa take your shirt off
At the gym windows. Well, I'm trying to work out and focus on my body and I have girls like treating me like a sex icon
I'm not trying to do that. So you quit the gym. Yeah, I stopped going because so many girls were crowd outside
They were waiting for me to get out. We have a gym at our house. Oh girls. I'm a mucking when I would leave the gym
There'd be girls that would run up to me with a cup and try to get my sweat
Bro, do you even work out enough to get sweat when you're at the gym?
Yes, they get a cup and they put it on my arm and be like, can we please have some of your sweat?
That's not sweat, that's probably like fucking oil.
No, it's not oil, it's sweat.
I'm just working out.
LeBron on the 76ers, bro.
I know, he'd bring it at home for us.
I'm not, so I was not telling you, but I'm from Philly.
No, you're not. I'm from Philly.
You're from New York.
I'm from Cherry Hill, New Jersey, that's Philly.
New Jersey, Central New York.
I'm from Pennsylvania.
I'm from South Jersey.
Philly is Pennsylvania.
I'm 15 minutes away from Philly.
I'm claiming Philly.
Thank you.
Sam, why are you playing Philly?
Because I'm from PA.
Oh, PA is Philly?
Exactly.
That's what they do in Philly.
So LeBron's bringing us a ring.
Bro, we gotta go to his game.
We gotta go to one game.
We gotta go to a game and we have to go to the parade.
If they win?
When they win.
Philly might actually get churned upside down if they want to.
Dude, you understand how good their team is?
I mean, yeah, bro, they have fucking...
They have LeBron.
They have Max.
Maxi?
Maxi.
They have Edgecum.
They have Stavo and Auto.
They have Edgecum.
They have Dwell and Bead.
They have...
Jalen Brown.
Pretty sure they have, Chad, who do they have on the bench?
They have eight All Stars, I think.
They have some good bench pieces, too, I think.
Guys, please stop calling Jalen Brown a random kid.
They have Andre Drummond off the bench.
They have Simmons, too.
He's a good scorer.
Oh, God, keep Ben Simmons away from him.
Ben Simmons, hey, he's a panther.
Oh, got it. I'm an alarmist of force. It's okay.
How would he name- I want his parents to name him Anthony.
Ben Simmons actually is the worst fucking player I've ever-
He's not even on a team.
Like, just name him Anthony at that point.
Anthony?
Bro, do you think LeBron stepped foot in Cherry Hill in the last couple weeks?
FUCK NO!
So- So is LeBron gonna be living in- in Philly?
Okay, so he told me.
That's what he told me. He said-
He texted me this morning.
No, he said he might be living in New York.
I was like, he might be in New York.
He's probably gonna have a spot in Philly here.
Can you imagine just being in Philly? You're just next to like Temple University.
You see LeBron James on a quad just doing like wheelies.
You know what he texted me this morning?
Yeah, I would love to actually.
He said, hey Lacey, King here. It's LeBron.
Just wanted to say, I'm signing to the 76ers and I know you're the king of Pennsylvania.
Wanted to check in before I go.
LeBron did that to me, that's excellent.
You're looking at nothing.
Oh, man, I'm looking at the text on the brawn.
OK, well, brawn texted me this morning, too.
What'd he say?
Yo, Ron, just watched your FNCS highlights this weekend,
and it really made me realize that I
need to make a decision of where I want to be long term.
Do I want to be a one hit wonder,
or do I want to be a real champion like you?
I'm going to the 76ers brawl just so you know.
I know you're from Cherry Hill.
Let's stop and have a dinner sometime soon.
And then it said dash and then a crown emoji.
Oh shit, King.
You need to actually text like that.
From where I think yes.
The king does what the king fucking wants.
When you see that crown emoji,
you get on your fucking knees for the king.
Oh my god, I'm looking at my knees, bro.
I've dapped him up before.
Do you think this is weird?
It's so crazy.
I'm friends with his, like, what do you think?
What do you think about him, bro?
Like, you dabbed, oh my god.
Like, I've dabbed Ronnie up the game the one time too.
So you've dabbed up, you know.
I've dabbed until the browns come.
Essentially, essentially.
I've literally dabbed up Lispern.
Essentially, yes.
You know what's crazy?
His price is so good too.
Yeah.
Like, he is gonna be the truth.
Well, Ronnie I think is good too.
Ronnie's great.
Ronnie's gonna hate it because he got rushed in,
I feel like.
Yeah, and I think he has a lot of heart attacks.
Yeah, it is expectations were so high because he's the first he's the first
Lusper
Yeah, he's kind of like Hocus. They put him into the CDL team way too soon. He shouldn't have been on the C9 that fast, he shouldn't have stayed in the Challengers League for a little bit longer to really develop as a player and then they should have put him in the league.
It's kind of like Brony. I fully agree.
Should I call Brony? Do you think Brony will pick up?
We need to be weird if we're like yo wait so is Brawny gonna be by himself?
He's in LA yeah he's on the Lakers. I'm telling you this season Brawny's gonna be
an actual world player for the Lakers. I hope he's gonna average probably like 10
points a game to rebounds. I've been on it for a while. Stop him hard eyes. Stop it.
Oh, shit.
We're going to go into the end worse.
Hang on to the five.
Dude!
Imagine!
One click!
The makers play the Sixers,
and LeBron has the ball.
It's a one-point game.
And Brony goes for the dunk.
And then it says, Block by James!
Yes!
But it's Brony blocking LeBron
in the finals.
And then, and then, and then you see Pops most say, where's my Dior Dior jacket?
What?
And then it's Saber-Rotos saying, got room for one more?
Oh my god!
Wait, what?
Dude, NBA Finals, Game 7, LeBron was up for a layup, and Barani chased down Blokson.
Oh, you're living in a fucking fantasy.
And the Lakers win the finals.
Luca, one-time champion.
Luca Tim? Oh, yes, Luca Tim. Oh, Shohei, if you can hear us, bro, we're coming.
Stay in the box. Oh, I get it. If you're shitting, we're about to open the box and show it.
Yeah. Who the fuck is he? Am I isn't he in my drawers yet? What's that from?
It's from Steve Wendell. I don't mean back in the day. No, it's made in Rossi.
He didn't mean for you to grab her or anything like that. He doesn't mean to laugh.
you know drew I'm confused are we are we getting fast food or slow food maybe
you should pick up the speed a little bit buddy hold on hold on oh no hello what's
up bro what what's up what's up what's up what's up what's your guys GTA 10
minutes it says awesome hey if you hit that minute if you hit that old Tony you
Remember you have a good friend here.
Yeah.
That would be nice.
That would be awesome.
I have the guys.
If you guys are going to open it there and take it back.
Oh no, we have to get out of there.
We're going to get shot.
People know our love.
Oh, because we have the back room ready for you guys.
Nobody's there.
So if you guys want to go in the back room and open it, you're more than welcome to.
All right.
Awesome.
We'll let you know.
Just tell them that we're 10 minutes away.
You got it, boss.
Awesome.
away thank you my god they want us to stay there we get that car we're gonna
get jacking it we're gonna get actually like there's gonna be a firing squad
waiting they're all gonna fucking shoot us imagine you put a $5 million car
brother you know getting an Uber out people are gonna like chase us I'm not
getting you know if someone got a $5 million card in front of me I'm
fucking pit maneuvering them I don't care if it's a family of four disabled
I'm pit maneuvering the fucking car watching it flip 20 times taking the car out and rushing to fucking eBay
You're not selling that on eBay first of all. Where do you sell it?
Where do you even sell a five million dollar card? Who's buying that? Probably the president evil food for the office towards McDonald's
All right, like these sure these cards have price tags, but who's buying a five million dollar card? I'm curious
Yeah, someone bought it it's a fraud routes fake submit if they at the market open your third eye
I'll be honest with you though. I'll be honest
There's gonna be someone out there. That's a collector though. No bullshit Logan Paul. They're saying golden
Son I hope you know y'all not getting that card. Yeah, I can't wait to get this car
We take off the full next year. I'm I'm if we put a final
We're going to give you a combo
We're getting like oh, we're gonna get all the fat
Yeah, I'm getting everything out of my stomach. We're about to become millionaires check
Well, we're about to become that I'm not even kidding
It ass
Relays if I pull this car bro. I got you
I'm gonna get someone to boost your kind of give you diamond on black ops
Okay, we're all by you
No, I'll buy you
Um, I'll buy you uh, I know what you want, bro. You ever have a penny board grown up?
Yep, what's a penny board? It's like a board's like five bucks
Drew we hit this car I'll get you a new DS
Elgero ungrateful. All right, you know what fine, bro. I'll get you I'll get you a I'll get you a shock of clock watch
Bro, yes, you know, what if we get then there's actually like 70 girls just waiting for us and they're just screaming our name
I'm trying to get the cards
Okay, so what's our negotiation here, okay
I'm gonna tell about this. Okay, so he said 4200 a case you get that down to there
We try to get it down. We're getting in about 3,600. That's our goal. You start low and you meet in the middle
So we started two brands. Oh
Oh my gosh, it might get smacked.
Okay, started at 35?
3500.
And we try to get to like 37.
Okay.
And then for the Blaster Box,
I'm gonna try to get it down to like 6.5 if I can.
Is the Blaster Box worth it, Chad?
Like no bullshit.
Is it worth it?
He said it's a 7K box?
For a Blaster Guard?
They're saying,
Kai coming. Yeah, they've been spamming Kai's coming in fandoms coming for the last hour.
I don't know, bro.
Oh, it's a breaker box. A breaker.
A breakers delight. What does that mean?
I don't know what a breaker is.
Tell me honestly, I don't really care about a baseball card. I don't really care about baseball cards.
Brother, if that minion gets out of the box though, I'm gonna be freaking out.
How much does a minion cost? Like 10 bands?
They said it's a lot.
And if by the time...
A breakers delight is no base cards only hits
But it's only one pack it's one
But it's all hits in one pack so gonna have like 10 signatures or 17. It's whatever. Yeah
It's one pack yes, that's how they sell it I think so yeah, I'm guessing it comes. What are you saying go for?
It probably comes in a box, like you know how the flawless boxes come?
It probably comes in that, and it's just one pack inside.
Is that worth it, Chad?
That's a lot of money, Lacey.
$6,500 for a pack.
I don't think you would need to get a hit.
You would need to get like a good hit to make that worth it.
I know.
Think about it, bro. I'm not kidding.
Just put it in perspective.
Just put it in perspective?
Yeah.
You want me to do the math, or what? How much was it?
How much is there saying it's a case how much is it 7,000 6,200 centers 72 years
and let's just say it's 7,200
Brother that's 400 K. I convo
The fact like actually when you put it like that it means we don't want to do it that crazy I can die
That's a that's a that's one K. Nia combo a day for over a day
And then for 50 of those days you can do chill. Yeah
Yo, it's I got can you make a better title make it like
$15,000 no hundred thousand hundred thousand dollar card opening chasing. Oh, so hey, oh, Tony card
Yeah, come on to check me too. Also guys go to Lisa Chen spam Spain just made a goal
Okay, go to rounds chat and spam fan him coming
All right, go to my chat y'all spam. Hey, I'm a girl. I think you're cute
Oh, that's the place I wanted to kill myself at, in Toloria.
That's my apartment right there in 2023, where I looked up the window during the destroy lonely hour.
It's all over back there.
Speedboat, okay.
They're all telling me that the girl's in my ch-
Now girls, please chill, I'm just trying to work right now.
I'm dead ass.
Everybody drop a hard eyes in both of our chats.
We're gonna go quick Easter Egg Brewer now.
Yeah.
Actually, when you get out right here to the right is where I review my GT3 RS.
Right to the right?
Yeah.
It's a little cul-de-sac area.
Probably not going to be able to see it from here.
We'll have to go to it, but it's all good.
They're pretty puke-moves.
He's in my chat.
Let me check my chat.
That's probably going to be a bunch of hard eyes, bro.
Usually people go crazy over me.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, look at this.
That's love.
That's so much love.
You know, every time I go live now, it's the only thing that happens.
It's supposed to be Appreciation Day and I just have puke emojis being spammed.
It's a fucking wack ass chat, but I'm just putting it on human only.
No! You better end!
Wait, if I do human only, I could still do puke emojis.
Yeah, you're stuck. You're in a loop.
You're in a fucking loop, motherfucker.
You old motherfucker, I fucking told you.
Yo, can I ask a question, man?
Hmm.
Do you think one day we're gonna live next to each other?
Yeah, we're with each other right now.
I'm saying, do you think when we have kids...
Yeah?
Well it depends where you're living at.
I might live here in California.
I think so too.
I kind of want to stay here, but I don't want to live in L.A.
No.
But imagine our kids just, you know, like bro,
my girlfriend wants my kids to play piano
and like violin and soccer.
What does Darlin want the kids to play probably?
Fucking, I don't even know,
probably volleyball or some shit.
Bro, imagine our kids just on Fortnite cranking,
duo F and CS.
Just imagine this, right?
Our kids like, it's 15 years from now.
Our kids are both like 11 years old.
Yeah.
We walk in their room, both of us at the same time.
And they're humping each other.
You know what I'm talking about?
And they're both.
When I was 15, I humped my friend named Jacob.
Okay.
We were playing Battlefield Hardline
and I threw C4 on the ground to blow up cars
back in Battlefield Hardline.
Drop on me if you know what I'm talking about.
And I was 15 and we didn't know what sex was,
so we started humping each other.
That's not what I was talking about.
I was gonna say imagine 20 years from now,
we both walk in our kids' room and we hear our kids going,
Chad!
Chad, should we make our...
Not humping each other, I want our kids to be fucking.
Should we make...
Should we make...
That's not a self report, bro.
We've all been there where we humped one of our friends.
We've all humped one of our friends.
I'm not even trying to be funny, by the way.
No bullshit, my friend's name was Jacob.
I'm not gonna say his last name.
Oh god, I humped my friend Hunter.
Yeah.
We were under the covers.
We were talking about this one girl,
I'm not gonna say her name.
And we were like, bro, she's actually kind of pretty back in the day.
And we all both got like, horny just thinking about it.
We started humping each other.
Did either of you come?
No.
We should actually make our kids into a content house.
Yeah, we should.
They just make us unlimited money.
This is such a brilliant idea.
Right at the womb, we take like 50%.
50?
Bro, it's like 90 until they're 18.
They literally kid...
What are they going to do?
Leave?
Fuck, if you can't make every you can't.
Go here.
I'm about to beat her.
Oh shit.
They see
Oh my god, I'm trying to be funny. There's a cane right down the street
I know that's where I actually you know, it's crazy. There's a picture of I can't even say that
It's crazy. What?
Okay, not trying to be weird not trying to be Illuminati not trying to do nothing that I
And met why is it packed? Oh my god, I met someone about Chick-fil-A who tweeted at me
My god, it's not that bad
There's music that good
Bro, there's like 70 girls here ladies. Don't show it. There's no shop. I'm not showing those like 40 girls outside
Wait drew you're about to hit the curve
I'm really close.
You're warning.
I don't have this part of spy.
There's like 40 girls just standing outside.
No signs and shit.
I see why they're like going out on pubs like, whoa.
Actually, why don't they come into LA?
Like they just stream snipers.
They know where we're going.
And then the girls just pile up.
Chad, what do we benefit from lying about that?
It's John behind the camera.
Come on, ladies, don't let them say the shit.
I'm a little worried.
Ah, there's so many girls here.
Are they all leaving?
Yeah, yeah.
You good?
It's hot in the bitch out here.
Not one person.
No, they all left.
Yeah, y'all didn't see it, but there was like a fucking bus.
Oh, it's fucking
Oh nice reading on here for the handicapped guy
Oh shut the fuck up, we don't need it. We're on a movie. Let's go bro. Hurry
All right acts cool. There's probably gonna be girls inside
Is there any cards here too?
For a fucking mission.
Let's go.
Let's go, wheels.
Hello.
Hey y'all.
Hey, how's it going?
I love your content.
Thank you, bro.
Oh, shit.
It's 3.
3 over there.
Listen, man, you know we're here for.
Let's make shit spark, yeah?
Yes, sir.
2026.
Tars.
Let's make shit spark, yeah
That's what it is. Yeah
We're here for the cases not the packs
How y'all doing? Stay more in auto.
Pleasure to see you guys.
I'm with my handicap friend.
Hello.
So we're looking for cases.
Talk to Elvis.
It's, what is it?
2026, Tops Chrome, cases.
Gotcha.
Talk to Elvis about the cases for you.
It's gonna be two minutes.
I'll bring it up when I get there.
There's also one other one he mentioned.
Or two other one he mentioned.
He said there's breakers.
Breakers, jumbo and hot.
Can we see all of them?
Thank you.
Listen, we're going to act disabled.
We're going to figure this out.
We need to get these cards cheaper.
Yes.
We cannot pay the price tax.
Hey, how you doing?
Sorry about that.
I'm just missing people.
Yeah, you know, it's a couple of days left.
A few days.
Really?
Is that like cancer or what?
Yeah.
Wait, that is a signed Luca.
Luca Donacek.
Yes, sir.
I don't want 77 to lift the condition.
How much is it?
around like two and a half ballpark?
Two and a half dollars?
That's actually cheap.
So this is it right here.
2026 top chrome hobby jumbo box.
What do you want?
What is a jumbo box?
Jesus.
Is he looking out of here?
Well, what are those?
Are those the cases?
Yes, sir.
These are the other cases.
OK, so three times in.
OK, so what are we looking at?
So we understand.
So we got a hobby case.
This is the jumbo.
And these are the breakers to light.
So there could be a $5 million car in here.
The car is wild.
The Latani, dual, gold locoman.
So no one has gotten it, yeah.
No one's gotten it yet.
It's a pretty new product.
So OK.
What is the difference between the jumbo and the regular
in the hobby?
You get more autographs in the jumbo.
It's a bigger box.
It's dense.
It's heavy.
You get a lot of packs in there.
The hobby box is your standard flagship product.
That's where you get a lot of money.
Do people usually get like, get?
I know it sounds stupid because the jumboprike has more good cards, but like sometimes the hobby boxes have more you think
Does it have a better chance of getting the show?
Yeah, you get more shots on big hits on the jumbo. You could get really good cards in the hobby
It's just yet twice as many chances usually on the jumbo
What do you think here Chad? Do we do jumbo or a hobby? Because the hobby usually like I feel like
I have my guys bring over
An example of a hobby and a jumbo can we you have them here? Yeah
How much for everything right here? How much is almost like we were just for the price?
I'm obviously it's five disconnects. We're just getting off the shelf. All right, this is
These are the breakers breakers in one pack. It's more expensive than the jumbo. It's loaded
Wait, so that's one pack in that box each breakers the life and there's six
six packs and how much is that case
This is $7,200.
It's a guaranteed case hit in there, no?
Case hits aren't a thing in this.
It's a different vocabulary.
You might get, like, fucking tongue-tongued support
of the baseball bat in there.
No, it's all hits.
Each pack is all hits.
What are the odds you profit in that, you think?
Hard to say.
Hard to say.
It's equity-wise, they try to make it pretty fair.
And the market price kind of ebbs and blows
to get out at a good price.
Of course, sometimes if you're going to get stuck,
sometimes you're going to do really well.
It averages out to the market value.
That is it.
Yeah.
Okay, so hobby, jumbo.
One autograph, two autographs.
And how much is the hobby compared to the jumbo?
That's 350 mobs, that's 650 mobs.
This comes out to 5,200 a case.
Oh my God.
This comes out to 4,200 Ks, so there's 12 in here.
And how many are in each box?
How many cards?
How many packs?
I think this one.
Let me see.
Two.
That's a lot of money.
Like I know who it is, but that's a lot of money.
There's 12 packs.
There's 12 packs.
There's one auto.
There's 20 packs.
One auto, there's 20 bags, 20 bags, two autos.
Yeah bro, yeah, thank you.
Yeah, you're gonna shop here because of us, right?
Yeah.
Okay, so okay, so how much is the jumbo, right?
So this is 5,200 you said?
5,200.
So that'd be 10,400, right?
We're gonna take these off of you.
Sorry, these are the hobby of this little gentleman.
So if we take these off.
So we want to do both cases of jumbo.
What can we work with here?
Out the door.
Elvis said that, he said you guys can take care of us.
Give us a nice little deal.
Yeah, for sure, we'll get to a good deal.
So this is 10,400, tax put it around 11-ish.
So 11k out the door?
Right about it, yep.
Ten million dollars for this.
Ten man on tax.
Ten man on car.
Let's move to like let's actually like talk like like I know we're don't look at the check
They're all serious deal
I can't go in the chat, go in the chat
No, but dead ass ten bands for chords
You're eleven
What couldn't you do with us? Work something out right?
Like for real
Yeah
What what's like the meat in the middle here?
Right eleven bands is like everyone
Carol you're coming here getting this all right
Right
Right
Little Instagram stories as well on top of that
Right now we have a hundred ninety five thousand people watching
Exactly
There's crowds outside waiting.
There's none.
11-492 for the two cases out the door.
Call it 11.
Can I get a little bit?
No.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm just, I've got to think about that for a second.
Wait, $400.
Um...
You want to talk for a second?
We'll get back in one second.
We're not leaving.
Let's go over here.
The price went up from one phone.
Brother, I'm not even trying to be funny.
Jesus offered us a $400 discount.
No, we didn't.
He upped the price.
No, he said $11.40.
All of this told us.
$4.50-$200.
$4.5,200.
We've upped the price off.
It's called taxes.
Up your old...
Listen, I'm deadass serious.
No, please, God.
Not your clip.
Excuse me.
$10,000 cash out the door.
You have a deal.
We can't do that.
We'd love to make something happen.
He's old ten.
That's real cash.
Ten bands of cash, call it a day, trippin' the bank.
You said no like a million times at ten cash.
I want to do something for you though.
He's stressing, he's stressing.
This is me, Robert.
He's dead ass tweeting and stressing.
He wants justice.
He knows Elvis is watching.
Oh, not bad.
It looks like we didn't support these guys.
Oh, let's use a twerp, then.
You know, take your time.
We can think about this.
We got trying to beat traffic, but.
Remember, you bought a thing from Doug, too.
Yeah, I was using it.
I'm with Doug.
Two?
One point, one point, one point five each.
This is one case?
It's 10 boxes.
Was that a case?
Bumblecloth.
It's OK.
Can I do this maybe for you?
Maybe this works.
Call it 10-5.
And I'll throw this in.
This might be a lucky buzz.
10.5k.
Plus this.
No, that's out the door.
That's out the door.
That's everything included.
10 and a half or something?
10 and a half.
Because you're friends of my man.
I'm gonna do that.
It's in the half and it was one hit.
That's 350, so we're really losing about like 700 here.
Well you only have 10k cash.
Let's talk about it, bro.
Give me one second, let me just talk to you.
Let's get you.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not going to try to run you home.
Oh, you don't need a kill.
You don't need a kill.
He's willing to work with you.
You can see it.
He might be willing to drop you down with a 500.
You can't do that.
You can't actually do that.
You know you tried to move work.
You're not afraid to walk, you said, right?
You said you came here with 10k cash.
You're only willing to spend 10k cash.
Five bayons each, bro.
Fuck my ass.
Five mil.
Do these have the minions in them and shit?
Those are the big chasers.
Those are the big chasers.
There could be a minion in there.
There could be a minion.
There's lots of them.
cool.
This is the breakers, this is 7.2, a lot of people like this, if you don't like the cluttering,
if you like to get straight to the point, this is where it's at.
Here you're opening a lot of packs, it could take you 10 minutes, 15 minutes, 20 minutes,
this, like boom, boom, boom, boom, 3 minutes, 3 minutes.
Hi bro, I mean if you wanted to do bro, fuck it, I mean I'm down to do it.
10,500 dollars, I gotta run at least 3, 3 minutes ads before we leave.
I'll just show you.
I'm debating between the breakers.
The breakers is lit.
It's one pack, seven cards per pack.
I'm like, you just kid.
Are there a lot of people who are buying those?
This is the hardest one to keep.
These ones we would just tuck away.
Sometimes.
What's that?
I mean, you got a gambling deal.
I mean, I don't got a gambling deal.
I might take one next month too, but as of right now, I mean, bro, you get that finish off the fucking
So we're looking at let's do some more math here now. We're talking adding this off
So that's ten five plus seven so we're like 18 something
We're going to get all three of them.
I'll get that box for a second.
All 17.5 and take another 200 bucks off.
10, 5, 17, 5.
Plus this.
17.5 plus the box.
That means you would be paying 12,500.
And you'd get a whole case and the blasters.
Right there, whatever.
And I would get my own case.
That's a lot of cards.
It's my lot.
If this was NBA or NFL, I would do it.
But I don't care about any baseball card, except for the Otani or Minion.
The thing is, we're realistically, like, let's be realistic.
Obviously there's no realistic answer, but we're going to pull something.
Something that's valuable in this.
Right.
There are a lot of shots on goal definitely get a lot of shots a lot of autos
Probably not we're not gonna break even right where this is, but there's gonna be a card in here that I guess
I could probably get to this me a good card here. I would assume there's at least one good card in here
Now there's also a universe
Where we pull a bunch of plumbers like I'm talking like people who never see the field at all like they this or some bullshit
Like some you might actually see tongue tongue tongue so whore with the baseball bat in these cards
This is on you at this point, I'm down to buy my case
I'm down to buy a case for sure
So so ten ten five for these two
Blaster
Seven choose just a lot for that
That's a lot
He has a feeling
Brother this is your call. I'm not gonna take a dollar off that we're splitting that though. Would you do 6.5k for that?
I couldn't do that.
You need an extremely good price.
Not to give anybody else that price.
How much does it go for usually?
It's 72 plus acts out the door.
It's close to 8 grand.
Out the door at 8 grand, I'm giving out the door 7.
1,000.
Look at me, I'm a buying it.
It's a 10.
7,000 though.
Listen to him, bro. Do you hear him?
Can you hear him in here?
Shohei, shohei, shohei.
This is up to you bro.
You can get the one of one in here, yeah?
You can.
A lot of times the biggest hits do come out of the breakers delight.
It's the most popular because the biggest hits are designed to come out of that.
It's not always the case, it's a big deal, right?
Oh my god, we're actually gonna get robbed. I'm not gonna say you're doing 75
how much does Apple pay you? How much is that? So how much is each case?
So you would just own me, you would own me...
How much that case is?
The...
200.
Yeah, the 200?
Yeah, it comes out to around...
Before the discount, 52, 52...
Pre-box, shaved off a bit.
So it's about $5,000.
It's about $5,000.
So we split the box.
Here's 10 cash.
And I'll pay the rest in the card.
Holy shit, bro.
We have a high chance of getting something good.
I'm not gonna lie, there's actually a very high chance we pull at least one guard.
This could be mine, this could be mine to take care of.
I mean, yeah, mine is money for me too.
What's up, dude?
Yeah, we should give the Blaster to a kid.
I'm just fucking kidding.
We have a lot of cards.
How many packs are these totaled?
Would you say how many packs are these totaled?
There's eight boxes, times 12, so it's 96 plus 96.
So a little bit over 200 packs.
Now we can do it before or after the myth.
We can do half or four half packs.
That's only six packs.
Yeah, that hits the table at the very end.
I know.
Very end.
Chad, it's okay.
We're gonna do it before the myth thing
and a little bit after.
Fairs, fares.
Four, five.
thought bro this is a lot of fucking cards so if we hold this we're gonna be legends
wait so there's there's three good show hail tonic cards right there's a lot
more good tonic cards there's the patch the dual patch there's an autograph
patch there's a dual autograph patch so let's say you get a like so one patch
with show hey how much does that usually work it depends there's a gold logo man
patch, that's huge. There's a gold logo man from his MVP season. There could be multiples of those.
So there might be like a...
Yeah, we just got the best chance possible. Oh for sure. Yeah, one of our eyes a lot.
This is uh... They're all signed, yeah?
No, you got two signed cards per... I don't know what the show is.
Oh wait, per box there's two signs?
Yeah, let's hop to the jumbo.
How many players on this list?
That's signed.
You know?
Exactly.
But they do have a checklist.
Usually they put in the good players, the rookies, and some regular dudes.
Oh my god, bro.
Imagine me just get a fucking... oh my god, I'm gonna jerk you off.
Sorry.
I forgot I'm in public.
I'm gonna apple pie you, yeah?
For all that's... this is scary.
Oh, you guys got sleeves by any chance?
We do.
Thank you so much.
Oh, wow. Hopefully my card doesn't decline here.
I'm sure you owe me $5,200, yeah.
Yeah.
Payment not completed.
Uh...
Yeah.
I gotta get this out of here.
Can I go through?
Here we go, Paid.
All right, everyone.
We gotta hit.
Is your cell the same?
Yeah, same number.
Can I get a G in the chat?
It says this mobile number has been unrolled with cell.
It's also National Lacey Appreciation Day, by the way.
Appreciate it.
Does anybody see it?
Yes.
Appreciate it to Lacey.
Thank you.
Don't like that.
National Appreciation Day, maybe we get another, like, seven bands on there.
All right.
All right, so how do we get out of here, like, you know, there'll be, like, millions of
kids outside.
We're like, you know, there's, like, 482,000 people watching.
Yeah.
For my dance.
Top loaders.
Let's get you a bunch of top loaders.
Thank you.
Is that a monster?
You don't accept that.
What?
You don't accept that.
It says you're a zealous fox.
Anything, I'll just keep the money.
What?
What?
I think I have to fix it a little bit.
Thank you.
Yeah, myself might be a fox.
I think it's good.
I think I have to set that.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you. No, I'm not a J. I sent 5,000. It says my daily them is 5,000
So I got a getting to pocketing to you know what bro, just give me 50 subs dude
Well, that's a good one percent. I think the show hey, I got you $200 tomorrow
No, no, I'll take how about this? I'll take 2% if we hit the show. I'm not I'm good
Hey, we're good to run ads for the rest of the stream, right? Yeah, probably this is like
Crazy brother, we hit that card.
So Elvis is going to give you guys a call.
He wants to do something for you guys.
We want to hook you guys up on the sports side.
Oh, yeah, Elvis.
There's your own speaker right now.
What's good?
Hey, Elvis.
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
Elvis, you there?
Oh, hello.
Can you hear us?
Yeah, hey.
Yeah, I can hear you.
Nice to see you guys.
You guys.
I see Keith is looking.
You're on with the Jumbo.
Yes, yeah, the Jumbo.
No, not the Jumbo.
No, not the jump, but I said it was the hobby.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.
Yeah, so since he's looking young with the hobby bugs,
I want to hook you guys up with the hobby bugs,
but you guys got to go on the sports side
and open it there at one box.
In the back?
In the back or on the sports side, whatever you guys want.
It's up to you.
We get to keep it?
We get to keep it.
We got to open one more box, but you guys
got to open that box there.
We got to keep it?
Yeah, you keep it.
Whatever you hit you, you'll keep it.
I'm afraid of getting shot.
I'm not afraid of kids going to come here.
No, bro.
Nobody's going to come here.
Don't worry about guys.
All right, we're going to open it in the back.
We'll open one box.
OK, let's do it.
I bet.
Good luck.
Thank you.
I'm going to use the gear.
I'm going to use the gear for the little keyboard.
What a fucking man.
We have 350,000 viewers.
We hide these, though.
I don't want, you know.
Can you even fit through this?
I
Can hop the seat
Make sure these are sealed though like no one touches me
You ready for ads everywhere one of these though
I taught my ACL
Stories very sad
Okay, I'm not kidding. By the way, if we pull this card, I'm running out. Fuck this shit, I'm out.
It's a little over the shoulder, not a bad... I like that, actually. You wanna see the cards?
Listen, bro, where's a fucking chance? This is gonna set the day for us.
I lowkey hope it's a bad box.
Yeah, look here, some of the boxes we got aren't good.
But if we get that card...
It's kind of an auto-cytter in a Kobe?
Alright, guys, this is the free box from Elvis.
So there's one auto per box
This can be it. I'm gonna be recording on my end you guys. Oh, it's okay. Yep
Alright bro, listen you have to wheelchair?
So I'm not gonna I actually do hope this is a bad box
Because if this is a bad box that's gonna determine our whole fucking day. It's gonna be good everything
Take opposite to track. You know what I'm saying?
All right, so can you explain it so there's only one signature right in this whole box?
So on this one, yeah, there's gonna be one signature guaranteed.
But you could still pull like an autograph and then a minion card too.
A minion! Talk to me.
Oh, we're in for a day.
Oh my god, who's chased the laughter?
It's Matt Chapman.
Oh, that's it?
It's just with those locks.
What is it?
It's four cards of box!
What does the minion card look like? We're gonna know when we hit it.
You're gonna be able to hit it.
Okay, bet.
Uh, Zach Cole?
Okay.
Um...
Call Riley?
Um, this one is kind of nice. Is that anything?
That's okay. It's a rookie.
Logan Oh Hope!
Okay, oh!
That's not a...
Okay.
Oh, I got a Noah Cameron all-star rookie pitcher. Okay. Yes
Hey Adams, all right
Okay, we got Ryan Jeffers. That's pretty cool. That's really nice
Steven Kwan. Oh, don't never heard of him
Michael King
That's a good, that's actually good news. Good sign. Very good sign. Alex Bregman, George
Springer, Gunner Henderson, Freddie Freeman. Okay. Tanner Bibb. You guys have like return
policy buying shoes and the boxes are over. No. But pretty much no. I'm saying like when we open those.
Oh Nathan Church, Coulson Montageur Manami, and Christian. Listen, here's the good news.
The good news is we still have an audit one here. George Springer. What is that? Ready to
Colson Montgomery rookie card that's a becky crew a wrecking crew
That's actually really good you want to keep that or no, there's a $3
Okay, we have Josh nailer
Colby Thomas ooh
Aaron judge
Becking wrecking crew wait a minute Aaron judge cards good card. No no numbers though
No number is that worth any dollar a very small like less than two dollars
George Kirby max fried
Numbered out of 50 Jacob Marcy
dollar
Jacob Marcy out of 50 50 is very nice a lot of people collect the 50s
We just hit that that's pretty nice
That's a rookie, that's a really good one.
Um, okay, Connolly Early, um, Samuel Balsalio, oh, oh, what's our auto?
Our auto's numbered though, so, who is this?
Christian Campbell, oh god.
What's the number that of?
57 out of 99.
That's not bad.
Oh gosh.
You could still pull a premium car, a one of one.
She's already saying that you still could.
Is this, it's one auto.
our auto right there is this how much dollars this any anyone out there for
a Christian campbell okay hibernate it's our auto which is good maybe you want
Who knows, maybe there's a minion in here, you know, I'm saying
Addison bartender
Kazuma on the tubo. Oh another numbered five out of 30. Okay
Carlos Korea
Any dollar five out of 30
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. It's a ticket card
It's hard.
You cool?
Top that one.
Maybe it's a 5.30.
Maybe it's worth something.
Not bad.
Not bad, huh?
Let's just start rickin' here.
So is it guaranteed one auto, or can you get more?
I mean, technically you could get more.
Okay.
That's on average.
It could be an unintended extra, but if you send it, it could be one auto.
Glad guy is good.
Glad?
He's great.
You got anything over there?
Yeah, I got a lot.
You get anything over there. Yeah, I got a flat I got beat I got I got Ben Rice
Jack Lerner poob a Chandler and Carlos Rome
Whoa, Mike Trout any dollars?
Mike trout big ticket player card. That's cool. Nice. We're fine. All right. We got will ban filed
Nolan McLean
Where's that?
Where's that?
Where's that?
That dollar?
Superfracture, no?
Juan Soto, that's a nice card.
He's really good.
Juan Soto.
Yeah, Juan Soto.
Soto's good.
Yeah, that is good.
How much dollar is this?
It's not number.
It's not green.
Yeah.
Juan Soto.
Soto's good.
Oh, I got an Idramacuchin Pittsburgh Pirates Legend.
Oh, what the fuck is that?
Oh, nice!
Oh, ShoHailTonny, one up one gold!
Oh my, it's not.
It's some bullshit.
I didn't even see his name.
It's a rookie card, though.
Jack Calagonum.
Actually, that's really good.
He's got a really good hit.
This is a hit?
Yep.
That's a really nice one.
How much dollar?
We can look it up.
Oh, rookie card.
I'll see you that day.
State him in the background?
Yes, sir.
OK, so we got John Soto.
And
Which I mean that's a key thing
How much dollars do we just make? Wait, you can take a look. That's nice
Eight dollars, we're saying that's seven bands
Seven thousand dollar hard
Is it more than like five hundred?
Maybe
It just depends
It's a good pool
I'm gonna take a photo of that. I'll do some research
I didn't know that, I mean look, you got something
It's still a new product, so I've discovered radials.
This Soto card's really cool.
I'm intrigued by that.
I feel like a monkey, but it could just
be a regular parallel.
Seems like a 10 out of 10, too.
A monkey, then.
Yeah, that's so scaring.
All right, well, thank you guys for giving us this.
Yeah, that's a lot of pleasure.
I'm going to do the, you know, there's probably
like millions of kids out there.
Should we just give the cards away, like the other cards?
You know what I'm saying?
Nah, yeah.
Let's put this in the trash.
Thank you guys.
Yeah, for sure.
Hey, listen, we made a deal.
Me and Lacey were man of our honor.
If we get the Shohei card, we'll come back here
and we'll split it all evenly.
You know?
Gorgeous.
Yeah, thank you.
He's lying.
That's not happening.
Yeah, I got free the country and I don't understand.
But thank you guys.
They said, do you have any headphones for now?
I can look at it.
I'm just a little curious with this card.
So there is a nice rookie card, it's a prospective card.
You know, are they calling me a chop in the chat?
What's going on?
No, they said she.
They say she hates you guys. She's mad. She's pissed. I'm not pissed you guys. I love these guys. They're awesome guys
Okay, that's not a very like not real
Are these jerseys for sale in a back how much does that sign burn all do Jersey?
That's the Romadinho, Neymar, and the original Ronaldo.
Call me a lark every time I ask a question.
You are not Ronaldo.
Oh my gosh.
I want to know what's up.
Ronaldo is signed.
He's the main porter of the Jews.
Ah, Portugal, Portugal, Portugal.
We got to get out of here before we get arrested.
Flag too, huh?
He just hit a group or a side or something.
Thank you.
That was 20.
Not a bad hit.
No, that's so good, you guys.
It's a good hit, right?
It's really good.
That's not even bad, because I can't even get a brother.
It's better than zero.
You're not going to get a big one, right?
Oh, how much dollar?
What's gold?
That's the one.
School at number 50?
John Sodium?
I'm not getting out of a weird feeling.
I think the Otani's in there.
Where's the breaker?
What word is Otani?
Japanese.
He signs in the dual auto.
The bottom signature is written in Kanji or whatever in the Japanese languages.
Really?
That's the one that has an active value for it.
That's actually kind of $7 million.
Wait, what?
How much?
It's a $7 million active value on it.
There's something you already want to survive
if someone gets it for $7 million.
Brother, that card probably, I'm not kidding.
So what is the card?
It's an MVP.
So basically the two Lovermans is from his 2024 season
and 2025 season.
Brother, that card's going to be worth a lot of money one day.
More than that, I guarantee you.
It's like his first couple of years, no?
Yeah, and the Dodgers, at least.
and all of them would be a set of $4,000.
Oh, come on.
You don't need a set of $4,000.
No, I don't even need the money.
If it was messy, if it was the Minion Mall,
I'd do it in the RV, must.
We know if you guys didn't get a sign of the Minion Mall jersey.
We'll do it.
What do you want?
Yeah, I think we have a little talk.
Oh, let's put your money around the mouth.
He's got so many.
Let's go out to the sports hall.
I think it's hanging on the wall.
All right, let's just take our heads and head over here.
I didn't see this cell yet.
I figured it out.
Thank you, dude.
Well, if you sell it, it means it's whatever price we want.
Yeah, that's not how that works.
Mark is discovering.
Hey, Mark, there you go.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, guys, seriously.
Dude, you know what you should do?
If we get the 101 chileo, Tony, we should both sign it,
so that it's really a one-on-one.
No, we're gonna cut it in half,
so let's split the problem.
But I got 10% though, right?
Of course, yeah, of course, of course.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
That's everything?
Let's get out of here. Thank you guys so much.
I want to see the Lameen in Mall Jersey. Where's the Lameen?
We're going to need to get out of here.
Evil people outside. Let's go.
Alright, thank you guys. We'll be back.
Thank you gentlemen. We'll get you out of here.
We'll come in right back. I'm lying my ass off.
Quickly! Quickly! There's like thousands of kids!
Run!
Bro, come on, we have fucking $17,000 worth of cards on us! We gotta fucking get in the car!
Yeah, Drew, put the cases on the ground.
Buddy, it's PSA 1 now. Nice.
Pick them up, pick them up.
Dingleberry.
Fucking Dingleberry.
Come on, we have 17,000 dollars worth of cards on us!
Why are you screaming into the whole fucking world?
Bro, get in the M3.
Forty-I.
Come on, Drew.
I'm trying.
Come on.
Yeah, we're getting robbed.
There's probably gonna be millions of kids up.
Is that a whole line of kids?
Don't film it, don't film it.
Don't film it.
I gotta get in, I gotta get in.
Drew, don't forget the boxes.
Hurry up!
How the fuck did you get this in here?
Shut up, bitch!
I don't know if this guy toys.
What the fuck?
I'm running!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Fuck disabled fucking police's ass.
Bro!
What the fuck is this?
What?
What?
Yo, are you fucking stupid?
Are you fucking stupid?
Fuck this shit.
This?
Dude!
Wait.
76ers, a part of the video gave LeBron the option to live in New York City and commute to all
76ers' practices in games via helicopter.
Yeah, I'm trying to kill him.
Everyone dies on a fucking helicopter, man.
Something's going on something's going on so he gets to live in New York City
And every time he has practice take a helicopter ride to the stadium on a something's going on keep you in the arrow
No, we're just gonna run ads
Not gonna lie, bro
This is what I mean, man
They're trying to kill my fucking king.
I'm not gonna let it happen.
We're really far.
It's okay.
Bro, fuck being really far.
The chat's gonna wait.
That's the best part is they love us for us, bro.
Should we at least tell them how long the drive back is?
Yeah, it's 28 minutes.
Chat, we have an hour and 28 minute drive back.
No, it's not.
No, we're not.
We can rip after we throw who gives a fun
Hell adds in the Chad
I don't give a fuck. We're gonna keep running this. We got money back. Yeah, not go on
Hey, man, we're 180. I need to make the money back that I just spent on 208 one of mods one of 180 one of 180
I'll be honest, bro. I'm not kidding. We actually get the show. Hey, though. What do we do?
We sell it to the guy who has a bounty on it.
Would you start having a panic attack though if you got it?
Yeah.
Me too.
That's why we have to be really careful.
You could pry up it to 8 mil when that's 4 mil each.
Oh my god.
Would you dead ass split it though?
No bullshit.
Yes.
Unless it's in the breaker box?
Yes.
If it's in the breaker box, I'll give you a mil.
I'm serious.
We're taking it around.
If I get the Shohei though, I'm not gonna leave the country.
Why?
I'm just taking my money.
I'm kidding bro, I'll split it.
I'll split it.
I know you guys say I'm a scammer, whatever.
You guys say I'm a scammer, I would give you it.
You owe the girl 10%?
Fuck, no we don't!
Oh yeah, she's probably watching.
Hey, we're never, they are never getting a dollar!
seeing us again if we hit that show, hey, we're out.
You think someone can like legally try to come after us?
For what?
If like we pulled that shit, like, do you think stores would ever like freak out and be like, no, you guys owe us something?
I don't know, bro. It's like, it's like winning the lottery.
We're about to do it.
I think you can your seat.
wait oh my god you ordered the dog boxes too yeah I don't mean we shouldn't
I got that yeah we shouldn't know yeah we look he could but then I'm not gonna lie
we're already down with it but they're not chasing maybe stop and get chick
play real quick no we don't know where if right here no we're gonna be an even
longer traffic we got to get home bro yeah but at least we'll have food for the
driver drive through yeah we'll have food for the drive home or you don't need
food bro no true drive you stupid bitch no it's not yes are scaring the viewers
they're gonna get scared
look at this guy you're in some corner oh well 10 dipped it in the chat John
thank you
and if by the time the matter closes and you feel like calling daddy what on
What's wrong bro?
I'm nervous bro, I really want to rip a pack.
What if we just, what if we just do the free pack that you give us?
You want to do that in the car?
What?
Why not?
That's not a couple of cars back there.
Look, it's one auto in here.
Chad, do we do it or not?
Do we do the free pack?
You just got to show the camera where you're getting it.
Alright, they're saying fuck it, yeah?
Oh my god, but what, wait, we pull it in here, Drew has got to, we got to shut the stream off.
Like some of the line driving us off a cliff and you're not getting in and I don't know how dad can get in from it.
You're going straight off a cliff.
The fuck?
Yo, we're actually making jokes on what if we dead ass pull it up?
We will.
I'm not even kidding.
If I saw you guys turn that shutter on and face the other camera, I'd kill all three of you.
I'm not even sure.
Oh, bro, we're going off a cliff.
You're going to kill me?
All three of you.
And I would fucking say, use your camera.
Come on
We're just gonna trash your car drill
Careful drill I have a show hand here
My first card I got is Benjamin Donovan, Michael Bustox, Corey CJ, and Junior Camryup.
I got a Lewis Morales Rookie Guard, I'd appreciate it.
I got Jack College, Gunnar Henderson, Garrett Cole, and August Ramirez.
Monetica?
What?
Murakami?
No- Oh!
Austin Riley?
I got Jose Ramirez.
What?
Who the fuck is this?
Bunch of fucking shite.
Bunch of shite.
Oh!
I got Jerry Springer's brother, George Springer.
What the fuck?
Max Muncie?
Shane Baz?
Pete Crow Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong's brother.
Yes.
Wait, I got...
Oh my god.
Nothing.
Can I pull the show? Hey, would you even believe me?
If I saw it.
I got a Josh Naylor numbered nice I got Aaron judge auto no oh it is of on the
bottom up to he's the only fans yeah Aaron judge does yeah enjoy it bro
Okay.
Louis Ares, Colson Montga...
Oh!
I... Oh!
Hold on!
What?
What?
Who's that?
Andrew Alvarez, Auto Rookie Card!
How much?
How much?
How much?
How much is that?
I don't know.
How much is that?
Is Andrew Alvarez a good player?
They're saying two dollars.
Is Andrew Alvarez good?
I got Paul Skendtons, he's Cheeks, this is living done shit right here yeah
he's really good it's Pittsburgh's pirate
worth any dollars it's not numbered or anything so Andrew Alvarez is a shit
card wait why does it say big ticket player on the top that's just like the
Type of card.
Is this worth any dollar?
So this card is shit. Nice.
Ron, or anyone, can you buy me some tuna fish? Praying emojis.
What?
The fuck are you typing in my chat, bro?
Oh, sure, do we get at least one minion, right?
Oh, oh, oh my god! Oh my god, no bullshit!
No bullshit. Show Hail Tony. Is that worth any dollar?
That's gotta be worth a million dollars.
Oh no.
Is that worth a million?
I don't think so.
How much is that?
That is a Show Hail Tony card, though.
How much is that?
It is a Show Hail Tony card.
Is that a million?
Is that good?
Yeah, maybe money. A lot of a lot of action, maybe money.
Fifty dollars.
Oh no, I spit all over it.
Chase the lot, rookie.
I mean, it is an Ohtani card, but how much dollars is actually?
The issue is Ron, is it's not numbered, it's no auto, it's no patch, it's just a base Ohtani card.
So it's probably worth like $20.
You want to take it? You want to sleep it?
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
That other one was $20. It has to be worth something.
You're right here, but you see that you have a sleep during this bag. Oh
100 150 that's not bad not bad at all
Sleep it so Shohei is eat every time Shohei hits. It's just an instant hit pretty much
But you know I was with Tee-Foo. We were opening cards off stream and I put a Shohei number
It was like 52 out of like 200 and it was worth $700
I'm going to hard sleep in here.
They're like a pretty good car.
They're freaking out.
Here.
I'm going to narrow it.
Wait, it's $180 for a tank.
Yeah.
It's a cool looking car too.
Oh.
I'm going to get it in.
I don't care about that on a...
They keep this in the bag?
Yeah.
I'll just hold it.
Nope.
No you can put it in that.
I'll put it in, what bag do you want me to put it in?
I'll put it with all the other cards in my pocket.
Ronald Acunio Jr.
You get anything?
Another case hit it.
Wait, who the fuck-
OH WAIT A MINUTE!
wait a minute I got a Derek Jeter Derek Jeter wait I also got something what
Muna Takamunkarami the fuck they say that's a rainbow is he gay
well I got a Derek Jeter perspective card that's a case hit is it yeah it's
300-odd card really wait a minute wait they're saying my cards good too is it
who is this it's not signed though Murakami's really good that's a swag-ass
name Murakami
Michael I'd be vocier I'm gonna get edged right now I'm actually really excited
here put it in put the Murakami card in
Bro, we got an Otani, a Muratama Tami, and then we got a Derek Eater.
Derek Eater's a legend, bro. Saying this is $7 Derek Eater card.
Derek Eater card $7?
Why the fuck did I even sleeve it, bro?
How much is this?
How much is this? I'm about to eat this guy. This is like nothing. I'm about to eat it.
No, the, okay, the Maricami card's a, it's a rookie card!
He won Rookie of the Year, did he not win Rookie of the Year yet?
I swear Maricombe won Rookie of the Year.
Yeah, he did.
How much dollar?
$80 base.
Maricombe doesn't have a price right now, but it's probably $75.
Oh, he's gonna win Rookie of the Year.
Oh, there, I'm not gonna lie, we won Rookie of the Year.
That's potential Rookie of the Year rookie card.
And it's like a rain- it's like a- uh, gay, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, I had no hope, but I have a weird feeling we're gonna pull something crazy.
I think we are too.
Uh, they're saying it's a $3 card.
That's not good.
Alright chat, we have a little bit until we get home, so in the meantime, let's all try to say, uh, one positive thing about me and Lacey.
I'm so lucky I some good cards so far on
There's nothing left besides these I want to wait. I think we gotta wait for these now
Yeah, these are our best cards so far. We have the miracle me rookie show you a tiny show. Hey, it's on a factor thing
This shit's at us is Vladimir Guerrero
Derek Derek G tower
Ron, you look humongous.
Alright, Chad, realistically speaking, out of $17,000 that we just spent, how much money
do you think we'll make out of this?
I'm gonna say $5 million.
I really, really, truly believe that there's a Shohei Otami banger card in one of our cases.
Do you actually believe that?
Yes, I'm really feeling it.
You know how unlucky I've been with cards?
I've been opening cards for six months I've never gotten a hateful.
I've never gotten a true hateful.
Surely this is the one.
Yo, I'm not even kidding though like no bullshit what do you do if you actually put a $5,000,000
on your mark?
Like wow.
Okay, so let's say-
If you put yourself you hold it very gentle you sleep-
Nah, it's not gonna matter.
I'm not even trying to be funny.
Real talk, if it's the one-on-one, they're gonna take it any way it looks.
So we could lick it, we could suck on it, we could shove it up our ass, bro.
Dude, you have a Wemby rookie patch out of five?
Do you lie?
No, I probably got stolen, remember?
No, I think I got that recently.
Dude, imagine though it's like this.
I'm like, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Like, what do you do here?
Do we just stare at it?
Like, what do we do?
Well, we cry.
I mean, I would actually cry.
I would too.
And then we figure out who has it, and then we sell it, and then we go get new cars tomorrow.
Street. Oh god, I swear to god, I'd split you and we'd actually go buy a car the next day. Yeah, so tomorrow we could literally go in a car
Or we take it to Vegas. We put the tape we put the car on the table
And we say yo $7 million dollars
I would suck on this card brown who show hey, I'm not in here. I'd actually suck on it
You cannot see if we hear show you honey. You cannot suck on it. That won't devalue the card
Wow
Just imagine if it is a PSA 10 row. There's only one. What are they gonna say? No?
Yes, but if it's a PSA 10 it gets greater than 10 that will increase
I if it's not if it's not a PSA 10 that means that people at tops fucked up the car
Because if it's a one-of-one they made it 10 they made it a 10
Facts am I trippin?
I don't know how it works. How it works if they if they made one guard. So what's a check calm?
Why are they talking like they aren't millionaires?
Why do you guys act like we're just made of money?
Like we just, oh, we just spit money out of our asshole.
You should keep all good MVP candidate cards.
If they win, you can sell the card shops for a minimum of $20 base.
Brother, no one gives a fuck about a $20 base card, bro.
Someone on my Twitter account said,
Lacey and Ron should go fishing in Japan to try to catch the $3 million tuna.
What does that mean?
Wait, isn't this what you just got?
Didn't you just get to show me what's on it?
No, that one.
No, it's like a better rainbow.
Owl, it takes me for some problem, bro. I'm running out of internet over here.
Guys, we're in traffic, bro. Welcome to LA.
But, in the meantime, you know, maybe just spread some love in the chat.
Try to make a friend in the chat.
Maybe get the sub or two in the chat.
Guys we don't need your subs by the way like nobody has to get yeah, like I'm telling you guys like if y'all feel like oh
Damn, we should gift. Oh y'all don't have to gift subs. I promise you it's not like
They ladies you don't talk about
We actually pre-gaming door-dash
It'll be there when we get there think about it
As you guys just follow the stream that's all we care about but you want you're fine
Yeah.
Trouble me if you haven't followed the stream and you're watching just because we're third monitor contact.
Shohei, are you in here?
Hold on, I'm just doing something.
I'm really nervous right now.
Canes muckbang?
Oh my fucking god.
You can order like canes to house or no?
I'm doing a canes muckbang right now.
You got water for me too?
Yep, I got it for everybody.
And Lays?
Everybody.
Aw, you're the one, Brooke. We got a W in the chat.
There's some lemonade in there as well.
I'm watching you guys on stream east right now.
Yo, dumbass, our content is free.
What are you talking about?
Does anyone even use those websites?
Every time I go on those websites, bro, it installs porn to my computer.
I guess that's why.
Nice! I just ordered a Cane's tailgate.
Oh, God?
Yes.
You drew, bro.
What do you even do?
Uh, I drive a car, hold a camera sometimes.
It's about it.
I'm not kidding though.
So, can I ask you a question?
Like, genuinely.
Me?
If me and him, if it was Kaisen and Isha speak, you would have got us to our location like 20 minutes ago.
Nah, probably not.
Probably not.
If we were Kaisenat and Astrospeed, we'd have like a police escort, bro.
Holy fucking dicking at the road.
Just being honest.
So, Kain speed at a police escort, and they went to Waffle House?
Fucking Kaisenat flew to the bar in a helicopter.
Yes.
That's the truth.
Oh, I'm hungry too. That's the worst part about this call.
Sir, let me ask you a question.
If you got a text tomorrow morning from slips and it said
That's never happening
No, I'm not gonna lie
And it said, speed wants you to be his cameraman, he'll pay you the same as Lacey
No, I'll be saying no
What if he said, speed wants you to be his cameraman, he'll pay you double what Lacey pays you
Oh, double?
Well, you have to move your whole life to wherever, I think it was in Miami, right?
I don't know
I mean double, I mean that's like life changing money
No.
Okay, now Lace.
Okay?
Just give me the KJAC man.
Let's say...
What do we need Lace?
Two of these guys.
Lace, let's say Kai was like,
yo, I want Lace, bro.
I just want him badly.
I'm willing to give him a million dollars a year,
my guy.
What?
See, I like that loyalty out of you, Lace.
Drew Drew Drew said literally for for maybe $5,000 a month actually he said
Oh, I'm doing so if slips came up to you and said hey lacy all cameraman for you for free
Sure for free for sure
Over there either buddy. I'd find another job for you. I'll keep you on my team still
What do you even do
today I went to the store and got a cake that said lacy happy lacy day didn't
even have the appra it even had the appreciation part of me it didn't fit
it didn't fit oh no okay so what if okay someone pulled the autane 101 what
So, we did the straight.
We just went to the car store and spent $20,000 on cars because we were told that it hasn't
been pulled yet and on the car ride back someone posted that they just pulled it.
Unless it's fate?
Unless it's f-
Oh yeah, unless it leads to our PSAs.
I don't give a fuck about a PSA!
The Minions could be in here!
We just spent 20 bands to chase a card that someone just pulled!
While we're on the car ride back from buying them!
Hello?
Banana?
Bonjour banana.
What are the Minions?
I want a refund.
I don't know what that was. That was like a real tweet though.
Now this is probably just fucking jerking off right now.
The cigarettes, 20 plus 20 grand.
He's got the tweet.
Alright, turn that shit off, dude.
He pissed me off, bro.
No one asked you to create content. We asked you to drive us home, dick.
Oh no, you were actually including me in the content.
Well, bro, I can't drive. No, we could walk home faster get out of the car on your wheelchair and just like
It's fake might it might be I saw on Twitter said one-on-one
All right, Drew, I'm not gonna lie like I
I got bad news bro. If we don't get this card, at least he's firing you.
What would you actually do if you got fired right now? What's your first thing?
Probably go work for a different streamer.
In LA though.
Go work for like, I don't know.
How much would you charge?
Probably, I'd probably start back to like what I was getting paid like before.
Raise my pay. So maybe like 7-8k.
So what trimmer and LAD thing is gonna pay you drew all seven eight K a month
Lots of people who though? I'm waiting. So he's your assistant to yeah
So you have to assist someone cameraman and baby sad and like baby care
But he gets a percentage of my snapchat on top of his base pay what?
Plus plus he he doesn't he doesn't say it he makes money from streaming to when he goes live after I go live he gets like a thousand to two thousand viewers
Can I can't it drew wall like look at him
We look at this guy right here is making over twenty thousand dollars a month. He's made twenty million
Yes, yes
Make that much anymore about me
Things so like that makes like I mean actually I haven't checked out for three months. Let me see
Not bad
14,000 K last month
That's terrible. So he makes five K off that
So base pay 5k from snap realistically he probably makes five to 10 K from 20 she's making like 25k month
I'm just saying and you have other shit you're like Drew realistically I wouldn't be surprised if Drew's making 20 to 30 camp month
And not think about it. He probably doesn't pay his taxes
Last year I paid like
He saw right
Now imagine that but now imagine that
There's million cards are in one out of every 12,000 packs.
Did you just hear that?
No, I didn't.
There's one million card per 12,000 packs.
Wait, but you guys bought like 300 packs.
Yeah, Jiro, that's like, there's no way it's that little.
Guys, how can I pull up to Yana?
I'm nowhere near Yana.
Wait, it's one in 40 they're saying.
I don't know how many there are bro. I'm just gonna jerk you off and hold my yellow
You give me head earlier. Scorpy post I did not give you head or if you posted a picture of me
So let me get this straight that little twerp Drew's pulling in over 400k a year
That's what a doctor makes
I'm smarter than that. What's more important drew wall salary or a doctor salary you actually make as much money as a doctor
I don't you're just lying
She's lying actually do
Doctors make like 400k. I've never even I've never made 400k in my all-time
Your liar
Do you think I've made 400k all time? That's cap. Well drew wall does more than in society than a doctor
That is also true. I benefit society.
I feel like we need more drew walls, less doctors.
If I start a course on how to be like me,
no one cares about your course.
I'll be honest with you though, the time that we're like 70,
and we need like heart transplants or like...
We don't need that by the time we're 70.
If you have any kids that were playing Fortnite,
just probably like saying like the hard R or something like that.
That's gonna be operating on us.
That's actually true.
like I'm dead serious like like it's over for society I'm dead serious chat
it's actually over for society but my dad's a doctor and makes 22k a month
cool bro imagine the fact that drew wall
look at me that's more than a surgeon this month bro bro all right this one
This was a good month, but like...
You pissed me off, Drew.
Does anyone else want to just see Drew Parish?
What?
Do you have a phone charger, Drew?
I feel like you should, like...
Make Drew...
You should take a percent of his Twitch.
I don't ask for raids or nothing. Why would you take a percent of my Twitch?
You know shimmy more this
What does that mean you better leave cameraman be a streamer
I'm not gonna lie like you both definitely make are you guys gonna start a condom house a camera?
You drew you drew laser
I don't know.
Hell no, nothing like that.
It's very subtle.
Is that like Marley?
Are you starting a business? Are you going to have a rain force? What's going on?
No, I'm not showing anywhere.
I'm not doing nothing crazy, bro.
Are you going to be a Call of Duty bro?
No, I wish.
Are you going to be uploading Trick Shop Montages?
Sus.
So what is it?
Tell him about it.
I'm dropping the whole thing.
Why don't I know about this?
I had an idea the other day.
Oh my god, yeah. Say your idea.
Alright, Chad, let me know. Do you guys think this would actually...
I wanted to drop an O.V. fans.
Just like as a troll.
Me dropping O.F. and it's just all A.I.
like ad pictures of me.
This was a serious conversation we had.
If I just randomly tweeted an O.F. link in my own one day...
If I tweeted an O.F. link, I would actually show my asshole.
I don't give a fuck.
I wouldn't show my dick.
There's men out there that would get us
Jack their dick to my hairy ass
It's so true
Lays been me and his chat for asking a cameraman for
What's the idea you guys have
I gotta know I feel like
I was gonna tell you.
Listening bro.
Oh ladies, you're self promo bro.
No, it's weird.
Is it gonna be internet clipping university?
No, it's nothing like it's nothing like...
Text me it, text me it.
I gotta know what it is now.
Yeah, it's not sound bad.
It's weird.
How am I not known about it?
I know, I get what it is, I wanna say.
We just came up with the idea yesterday.
Selling carts to miners.
I already do that. I put a honey in the cart.
Is this real?
Wait, so someone pulled it?
Okay.
At least just dropped today.
No, bro, it's the bullshit companies.
I'm telling you, it's the bullshit companies.
They get it before everyone. I'm telling you.
It could be AI too.
So you're about to become a YouTuber.
I wasn't saying all of that.
I need more money, bro. I gotta get my money up, man.
You're gonna leave camera in?
Nah.
It's not gonna...
What if you get a million subscribers? You're gonna leave camera in?
Nah, because it's... I'm not gonna let it become like...
It's gonna be a thing that I do just...
This is a bit slow decline, bro.
I know, that's how it happens.
It's happened to Drew, too.
Guess what happened with you the other day?
I texted Drew. I said,
Yo, I'm out of spark.
Can you camera me? You know what he said?
He was like, damn, I was about to go live.
There's no way Drew said that.
The other night was like, bro.
It is just lying.
I was like, wow, this is how it starts, huh?
It's not going to be a thing.
Nah, this is the end, bro.
It's the end.
I gotta find a new place.
It's about to start a business.
Drew's streaming now instead of me going on.
I literally wanted to stream the other night,
and I let Drew go live and Seth.
The guy is lying.
Nah, it's not going to be a thing that's like,
I prioritize over like, it's just like stream now.
Like, my job is, I have a job.
Like, this is just like some solid shit.
I really think it's that deep.
It's over bro. Wait, did he text you what it is? Yeah, bro. I wanna see it. He said me. I wanna see it. He said he's trying to remember. You can say it. I just wanna say it. He's trying to remember. Wait, can I not see it? Yeah, you can know what it is.
I
Like that's the end bro, this is the beginning of the end actually the end I gotta start doing camera trials
Chat chat anyone here is a good cameraman. I pay
$25 a day
No, you're not redeeming a lot drew and lays both had a sit-down with Archey the other day
They're pulling Archey methods on us
What if they make a content house?
Okay, so true question what if you got to a point where you were making more money from streaming
then you were from Cameraman.
Absolutely.
That's such a big what if.
But if it did.
What if one night, what if like you randomly started to average like 2-3 thousand viewers?
And they were like, two walls up and coming streamers.
I don't like streaming like that.
I just do it for fun like at night.
Just chill and pass some time.
I don't even show my face on my shit.
I don't even like...
It's just like fun to play the game.
Yeah, it's fun to play the game when your people who care about you and say when we play the game we just get called trash
garbage
Bro if I can hop on a game and a chat was being nice and supportive instead of streams
I mean the pointing and laughing every time I die and it's getting sunny and I would probably enjoy playing a little bit more
Yeah, bro. It's unfortunate every time we get on games and just say wow row
Are you usually exclamation mark disability Drew would be the most failed streamer of all time
His only content is reacting to your content and then he gets killed six times in fortnight. It gets off
He's trying to be a shimmer
I'm on just texting me saying LeBron James is going to the Sixers
MC
Should I tell my mom that me and the bronx in the works? Yeah
It's dead-ass been several months since Lacey has done something likeable
What the fuck's that even mean, bro?
Sonyan, Sanbrero, Chow, you think we're gonna pull this car or no?
No, we need to tell them that's kind of like passenger in the house if you guys pull the
car.
But if we pull the car, I'm ending my stream.
Like no bullshit, we're ending the stream, we're putting it in a safe.
No, we can go to a safety deposit box.
No, I wouldn't even take it in the house.
I would hide in the house, we'd have to hide in the house.
Hide in the house?
No, I would just end my stream and we'd just go sell to that dude.
We could take you to my safety deposit box.
Am I so bad that he pulled it? Are you ending it? No, I'm- Yes!
I- I had a farm a few blocks before.
No, fuck no! The clip is in the video from up there.
Yeah, I have like a hundred kids at our house.
Five minutes after you pulled it.
My mom just texted me saying,
Kill yourself.
Alright.
The brawn just texted me,
King emoji.
I'm gonna have to move scrims tomorrow.
I'm thinking about it. We're gonna watch the myth 1v1 then we're gonna open the cards
Yeah, and it's gonna be a while. We might be doing this until midnight
You know legendary beat we got the Shohei I would be like yo hey
Otani I'm trying to figure out like a new saying I can't my brain's not working
chat we're gonna be like 30 minutes before the 1v1 starts so should we open a
little bit before we could yeah but I also have food coming how long until
the food gets there
if I will
I'm thinking about making joy videos.
I don't know, but tomorrow is shock the clock.
Wait, what do I do?
That's what I've been given to myself.
Ten, nine, eight, faster, faster.
Five.
Dude, those videos are so good.
Is that what you watch?
Yeah.
They just talk to you.
What do you Google when you goon?
Um, I usually just go look up like someone talks to you like they care about you and I jerk off to you.
Fuck bro, I don't know when to rip.
Everybody, what was your IG story today?
You said DM me if you want to say a lot.
Yeah, I feel like a lot of people in this world aren't appreciated, so if you want to jerk off to me, appreciate what you love me about.
You know, one time back in like COVID, someone sent me a video of my face like on their phone and they slapped their penis on me.
I gotta move scrims to eight. I gotta move scrims to eight. I'm not kidding. They slapped their penis
Do you know what kick is like that?
Salco moves scrims to eight o'clock
Announce it, please. It's where are we done by I have to be done by I have to play scrims. I have heats
When Sunday?
Sun I
Gotta go to Atlanta by the way chat. It's on Sunday mean agent of doing a stream in Atlanta
It's only one day now and I'm not there for two days.
I wanna keep peeped. We're in and out.
Yup.
Sunday.
San Pedro!
Jake, Golden, Noah said, let us know if we need the sprinter.
What are we, we're gonna go through the stream.
Yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right.
Whoa, what is that?
That's...
I can't fucking operate this big ass mic, to be honest.
Sorry.
It's a holy cyber matter.
If I ever got rid of my Porsche, just know I got a MSPJ.
Oh my god, if you get rid of your Porsche clone, you're gonna die.
I would buy your Porsche off you if you were going to hit me with it.
Do you see cars?
Depends how much.
Oh, bro, those jokes are bad.
Would you buy my car for $400?
How much is the car?
$400 I paid, and I put about like $100 right into it.
It's nice.
I would need to know ASAP, bro.
I got some in the works right now.
$400 for it?
Where did your buff from Porsches come from?
You like where a Porsche had it from?
Oh, he's out with the fuck!
If I ever sold the process, no. Hi, emoji.
Lacey, in those packs, there's also a $2 million Spongebob Auto Baseball patch.
Say on fucking God, there's a Spongebob-y!
That's not true, that's not true, that's not true.
There might be, there actually might be.
Is it?
Are they lying?
Spongebob?
My car's not worth 350 grand.
Go on Google, Brown, do your research.
I'm gonna celebrate, though, one day.
But the question is, for what?
Eh.
Maybe I'm a Claren.
I'm getting a Claren next year.
You should.
Because I'm gonna wait till my birthday
because I'm gonna be recovered.
I can walk.
Only stable method.
Birthday car?
Yes.
On my birthday?
I'm getting myself a birthday.
I'm getting myself a birthday.
What?
I'm gonna buy a car, and my friend's 50th birthday, that's what I do.
Hit him with the introducing, my brand new.
Actually, you know what I'm gonna do is say,
yo, ladies might, what the fuck?
Yeah, I do.
What I'm gonna do, actually, Ron, is over the next year,
I'm gonna keep track of who the most active chatter in my chat is,
and I'm gonna gift them a McLaren.
But I'm gonna keep it very low key, I'm just gonna take notes
about who I see and stream every day in the chat, every day,
No matter what the segment is every day, I'm going to gift them a baccalaureate.
Okay, and my most active chatter, I'm going to personally deliver a Kaniyat combo to their door if they're just positive and active.
How far is the food to begin to double?
It'll be there when we get there.
Do you have a nodger or no?
It's basically a little joke.
So, also like a good-night guy was like,
oh shit, your name's just familiar.
Aren't you President Nasha?
What the fuck is Nasha?
You have to hit it something thick.
Like, how do you do that, by the way, Lacey?
Make your breath smell like ass.
That hits every time.
Also, by the way, the pie cost.
What's the pie cost?
Take the honors.
I'm not gonna lie about a Curse these cards.
I'm nervous. Bro, this breaker box could be it.
No, I'm not getting that scared. That's a scary box.
So breaker box is all like autos and patches, right, Chet?
Okay, would you dead ass give me the money for the hit?
If I got that one car that's worth like seven million.
That'd be nuts.
And then if I got the car that's seven million, I did see it.
So I should sign a Japanese line.
How much do you need that for?
Do you think? Like, okay, I'm not trying to sound stupid.
It's a real question chat if you're someone like show hey, oh, yeah
And you have like friends or whatever can you just sign something like for them?
And they get to sell it and then you have an unlimited money glitch. Well, it depends what it is
Or if there's like something in their contract where they can't do that
There's definitely
Yeah, but you also don't understand like like an authentic verified auto card is more than if you just sign the car
like if you just gave show aotadi a base card and he signed it that's not worth as much as the actual
side yeah but imagine you sign he just signs a baseball bat oh yeah that happens all the time
800 million dollars what's the first thing you're buying i'm gonna probably buy like
yeah i probably buy you know what i'm gonna do yeah i'm gonna make a card i'm gonna make a
Core card one-of-one and I'm gonna have everybody sign it and I'm gonna sell it you know what I said
I said we should drop cards. We should really company we should hit up tops and see if they can like a core box
I swear God or streamer box streamer box. We fucking fun. You will buy it
Bro last time I did I pull the flight reacts one-on-one rush streamer box with a hit any fun
In auto magic you get a lacy one-of-one auto and it's just me with my shirt on bro
That would actually be perfect fucking fuel for the fire
Sidemen did that
No, I know that's what I'm saying though people did that but imagine like new gen streamers like
Right, what a flight reacts one-on-one who was there for that stream?
Like imagine you pull like a like a rikai one-on-one
And then it just plays audio is it so good mud? Oh
You know what the saddest part is, there literally could be ten million dollars just sitting right next to us right now.
Isn't that crazy? We don't even know.
Like what if we dead ass pulled it?
Like I'm actually here looking at the X-ray visioning, imagining the packs and there could just be a ten million dollars.
No, but like we could look back at a couple hours when we open all this and somehow get the ten million dollars hard
and we look back at the bottom and be like we didn't even know it was in here.
How mad do you think they would be of the car and shop if we turned it in?
You gotta...
How many cases were made in the world I would feel a little mad if I was a seller
I would too. I want to know how many cases were made
What about that one?
Assigned auto dual patch J-Shock shake
I mean, when the good news or bad news about the cases, there's 72,000 cases.
What?
I thought you all were like the thousands of rough people.
I thought like maybe like maybe like a thousand cases were made and we like out like two of
them could be a lucky.
They're saying there's a one-on-one pay bay.
Oh my god.
And it's a picture of you getting your leg, James.
Oh my god, Kai shiitake and shi-rui bags.
I'll tell you, someone should do it. Someone's gonna take our idea.
Leaked.
Wait, I just realized Tug sent us cards too.
Yeah.
Oh my jeez.
Don't think I remember, bro.
Yeah.
He's a goat.
What?
What?
Drew, focus on the road, bro. We don't want to die.
That literally just says Pokemon.
You know how sad the tower would be if we died?
They'd actually spend like, heart, like, do like, heartbroken emoji.
Bro, do you imagine getting a Marlin 1 of 1 card out of a streamer pack?
Sure.
Yeah, it's...
Whoa!
Oh, why would the garbage metal why are they putting heartbreak emojis I said what would they put if we died
Actually, oh, here we go. No, no if if I died and I was streaming a funeral
I want to see what the chat would look like like at the funeral
It's out of that chat imagine behind the funeral find people talking. There's a chat box
But what would y'all type I do you think people would be like in the chat actually typing during a funeral
It's gonna be tons of memes too, like someone's gonna put like Keck Walk.
You're putting haas and laughing at me and putting we did it.
I'm not kidding, by the way, no troll.
If I ever died while you were still a streamer, I'd hope you troll me.
I'd hope you wouldn't just be sad, I'd hope you trolled my dad.
I would definitely put your shit in a garter phone game.
Like I would not want to go out and people be sad like I want people to be like damn. I wish it was sooner
But I hope Cain's would honor me maybe post like a tweet on there
Stable combo, I should ask them to do that stable combo to say 190 tenders
I don't know how but we're home in a minute job somehow we made it
Ugh, Drew, you're actually missing the exit.
We can rip for a little bit before the, before the shit.
I'm down with 40 minutes.
Chad, should we rip a little bit of packs before the myth burst teeth?
We have 40 minutes.
Chad, nobody's pulling ya.
Anybody who sees something, they pulled it, it's fake.
It's already off.
Actually, it's on the side.
Do you have a table where you can do this at?
I'm sure you do downstairs.
What's the theater for?
What?
Uh, Chad?
Uh-huh.
a girl no girl it's a verified pool by the way okay send it then I don't believe
you by the way I don't know if you have this rule for sure but if you get a
Girlfriend you're fired
Honestly
I'm not sure that's fair
But I gotta find someone who wants it you ever get a boyfriend you're fine. Why would I get a boyfriend? Well I
Feel like true goes on like the hub and he looks up like gay men kissing
Feel like I feel like you got something spooky
What are you twerking to, Drew?
Can you imagine you're jerking?
It's actually probably sold.
I want to know what he does it to, though.
Drew.
I'm going to start my ear against your door at night, bro.
Give us one example.
What's something you've searched up before?
Drew, have you ever jerked off next to Laze's door?
What are you doing next to his door?
In your room.
Yes, in my room.
Okay, fine.
Okay, when was the last time?
I don't know.
You know what he probably does?
does this is what I used to do when I was in my mom's house you walk to the door slowly and do like
very quietly lock the door so no one hears it lock you like just do that like you know like
Clixie up here when it locks is it's got the
True give us an example like what I can't even
Oh
This crazy people actually do that
I'm a
Not natural no, I don't I don't personally do it, but there's no
I just imagined Drew's like searching up like big muscular men kissing
I'll be honest with you. I'm not trying to sound gay
And I'm not trying to be gay because funny no, I I
I would question my sexuality a little and I would look up on like the hub like gay
You know and I would still get hard, but like I didn't find it attractive. So does that make me gay?
You found it attractive? Yeah, you did. No, I definitely didn't. I think I just got hard. I think I just got hard because of the fact that I was like
Okay, like people are having like sex like I never actually
I'm gonna stop talking. Listen brother no matter what you're into
Okay, what if you deadass walked in on like I ended my stream and you were still like you're like
I'll be back. I'm gonna go say hi to Ron and he walked in on late plan
Like would you shut the door would you go to chat would you?
No, I wouldn't know about it
Like I just fell
Um, I would I would just close the door pray they all didn't see me and that probably going to hey guys
I'm not feeling well. I gotta end stream. I'd end my stream and now I don't have to process it, bro
Like when you saw like ladies just slap me my face. Yeah, I would have to process it a little bit
But I'd support you guys for sure. Thank you. You definitely make extreme encounters a little awkward though
We're just trolling each other
Like me having to keep that secret like on like from everyone like hey guys
Yeah, that's exactly why you're fucking him that's exactly why I wouldn't tell her cuz I know Kimmy would find out
One time one time Kimmy made me call Laze off stream and like she
pretend that I was on like I was like Laze I better bring a girl over don't
tell Kimmy and Laze went oh fuck no I'm not gonna tell her what
She's like, I'm never letting you hang out with us.
Ron's getting hard?
I am.
I actually thought about at least fucking me and I started getting hard.
I'm not kidding.
What's that thing about us?
It's arriving now.
Katie's just gonna be there when we get there, bro.
My car just got finished right now
Your car?
Yeah, it just got finished cleaning
Oh
You know I curbed the fuck out of my wheels?
Really?
I swear to God
What did you say?
I'm a noob, bro, I'm a noob in the chat
You know yesterday, my tint is so dark
I don't know what
It's so dark and dirty
Because I haven't cleaned it
And I couldn't see the sidewalk
And I'm not gonna lie, I rash my shit
Sweet
Just one or?
Just one
But they said it was like 300 bucks to fix
That was not good
Yeah, we're actually five minutes away.
See Chad, it was a quick and easy car ride.
Quick and easy matter.
We already have a Murakami rookie card in the show house on you.
You said dude lace?
No, I'm staying lace.
I don't want to hear that bullsh**t ass cars.
Do we eat the canes or do we rip?
What is the Chad one?
Canes first or rip?
what if we get nothing don't say that shit like we haven't really taken that
possibility into account that we don't want to why would I want to hear that
like we could get raced no one wants to fucking hear that don't you ever put
Get that in the air!
I put the cock in my ass
Kate's at the door right now
Oh god?
Yes. Order was dropped off
I tried pre-firing NordAshten's the best method of all time
Cause if we got home it would have had to wait another 40 minutes for it to get there
Yes
Oh I'm so fuckin' hyped I'm so ready
Chow was spamming Cain's first
Cain's first we lay out the cards get a quick thumb now
Then what then rip a couple box maybe and then
Watch the myth
Could eat and watch me we got to do both how many wings is it only chicken tenders 25 each
what 25 total chicken tenders not enough what do you mean how many fucking
chickens are you guys eat brawny james traded to the 76ers I'm serious they're
all seven no fucking way it's got to be true getting
I get ass woke up to the chronicle and it sticks in your throat.
Yeah, it's kind of insane.
Dude, Chris predicted that shit as to review.
What the fuck? I just saw a teabag's penis.
What?
I saw that shit.
Yeah.
How? What was he?
They got his ass.
Yo, Chad, how is 25 chicken tenders not enough chicken tenders?
Well, cause you could probably kill 10 or 15.
No, I'm gonna upright kill Ford, maybe two slices of toast.
Well, you out like a cabaret?
Bro, I got a tailgate, dude.
Drew, do us all a favor, the chat will actually put more than 1W.
What?
Die!
Okay.
How much do you think he fucks up his weapons?
Just drive us off the cliff.
Okay.
You can't fuck it up with this.
One down, sir.
You can do it.
Yeah, I just want to walk again. I think if they're right now chat, I'm gonna strangle drew until he passes out
And we already have some hits dude, we have a Christian Campbell auto chat
You actually just made me almost fucking jerk you off
Like when they do this shit
I like when they do this shit in the chat, when they're like fake gay equals funny, lol.
Like they put like the white dude scratching his...
There was a difference between lol and lolw.
lolw is a noob emo, like lol is more funny than me.
The white dude scratching his chin.
Oh, that's a lolw.
Lolw is like a... it's like a kekwa.
Yeah, that's better.
Alright.
Let's fucking do this job right here.
Who made it through the traffic segment?
Oh.
You look beautiful.
I love this town.
Yeah.
You got the boxes?
I'm gonna go get the important shit.
What?
You're good, right Lacey?
Yeah.
He's good, right?
Hey bro, you drew get the box.
Yeah, drew get the box in the middle.
Don't forget it bitch.
Just move, Lace.
One cheat meal is not gonna hurt.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie though. Is this even a cheat meal? It's chicken.
It is a cheat meal.
Like, dead-ass shit. Is it protein or not?
Holy fuck.
Oh, shit. How the fuck you closed the loose one?
Wrong one.
Look at this.
What is that, a cheat meal?
Brother.
It's fucking toast.
Oh, that's actually terrible, Chris.
It's toast. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Oh my god, there's the fries.
No, wait, what?
That ain't real. Wait.
You can ask about these.
Wait.
Oh no.
Max win.
Chicken tenders.
Wait, there's only one sauce?
I think it's no sauce.
Oh my God.
I thought it was no sauce.
Here, let me sit in the wheelchair, Liz.
Sun case, some lemon in it.
Oh my God.
Drop a W in the chat for this fucking thing.
Let me move to the middle.
You know, I like that.
All right, Chad, listen.
My turn is this morning.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my god.
Little quick cheat meal, bro.
It's a quick little meal.
Nothing's crazy.
I have a chicken tender in here.
Dip it in a sauce.
Listen, outlaw, put, like, mint, tea
fill into 10 million dollar box.
Listen, bro, this is the pregame.
This is our last meal before we start eating Nobu every day.
You understand me?
Well, right?
Maybe once you guys are watching people in them.
Oh, this is gonna be gone.
Come on, K. This is calm before the storm.
Yeah.
I think Sylvie's playing Wizard 101.
Oh, my girlfriend's texting me saying you better not eat that.
And then she texted me, oh, my God.
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
Is K's that bad for you?
No.
He's actually not.
What's going on about Ron?
It's just protein.
Brother, it's just chicken.
Who gives a fuck?
We're gonna hit that $10 million card, we're gonna break up with our girls bro.
Go fucking fuck it to Nobu every single day.
We're gonna date each other.
This is via Island, move there.
What?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Is this some fat shit?
I'm gonna sell something down my life.
What are you doing?
Chicken on the toast.
Wait, I gotta try that.
Wait.
Not for you.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Ahhhh!
Hold on.
A chicken sandwich!
Oh my god.
close the blinds, it won't fall, it's gonna do anything, but it's the fucking...
Oh, no, no, no.
We need to get this one off.
You know what the best part is? We burned all this off already.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know, I'm hoping to say no.
They're saying everybody's 300 calories, is that true?
I'm glad you're telling us.
Of what?
I'm not worried bro, we're gonna burn this off later.
Oh that's good.
You know the best part is, when you eat on stream it's not real calorie.
It doesn't count, because it's for content.
Yeah, it's just content.
Drink a lot, but don't drink too much.
I have no clue.
Do you technically know the code?
I don't even know the code.
I just know the look of it.
You're actually hitting the method right now.
Drinking is where the shot is not hitting the same.
Oh, I'm gone!
Ian, yeah.
It's just content.
at eating, food on shrimp is like a calories right off.
It doesn't count.
Also by the way, Jack, I'm not trying to be funny,
like I'm actually serious.
I already told my girlfriend this morning,
this week I'm starting to do weight training properly.
Like I'm figuring out my split and I'm ordering meal prep.
I'm getting locked in.
I thought we were actually,
Actually, I'm gonna go for that.
Mm-hmm.
I don't usually know.
Huh.
Let me get you a bite.
Yeah.
All right, we gotta stop, bro.
Try what?
One last chicken.
Okay.
Two more minutes of food and then we have 30 minutes of ripping.
Right back.
Mm.
Our fries back for you?
No.
If you think about it, potatoes are vegetables.
Yep.
There you go.
Oh, thank you.
Lacey's a bad influence?
Who said that?
Or we should open up the cards with our hands this greasy.
Piss off all the people that actually like cards.
You know, we're gonna get hate threads on hate threads.
Imagine the Soi Ohtani 101 Kaniyia combo edition.
They're all set. You should fire him. He's in the camera. Do it, Jay.
Wait, will he say again?
He said, you're in the frame. Get out of the frame.
Do you see any of these other cameramen in the frame? Get the fuck out of the frame.
Let the cameraman eat. Remember, they're what?
I had alternate legs.
Alright, I'm done.
So much food for what? Oh, I don't know. We're hard-working streamers. Yeah, and maybe there's four of us
A three-finger combo is a thousand calories. They're saying
Fucking drink the sauce clean eat every fry leave no crumbs finish the drink
We're just zilligalliing, bro.
So my question is, does Sylvie get a door just to play Wizard 101?
Yeah, just to do it like...
He's playing with Aisha Sylvie right now.
He's playing with Aisha Sylvie.
He thinks he works. His shit is freezing in there.
I'm not even falling.
Sylvie's playing Wizard 101 with Aisha.
Oh, just at the game.
I hate it.
Keynes is the most...
Keynes is the all-time most unhealthy food, by the way.
Okay, so explain this to me.
I guess chicken, protein, french fries, potatoes,
and bread, yeast, comes from all from a farm.
It's not unhealthy.
And then you have fucking lemon water.
Lemon water.
That's all lemonade is.
There's just water with some lemon in it.
Look at Ron shaking, still looking at all that food.
You fat fuck.
What does that even mean?
Where should we rip guard that?
Right over the where was chicken you do it here
Do it
Yeah, but it's not set up. You're usually does that before stream
Johnson best buying off
I gave a gas and just sort of flying a gap wants food
Yeah, we got to stay here for this one you on watch party
Let's go right
All right, we'll leave this food here for you boys now. Yeah, and then we'll come back down a little bit
Maybe we'll come back down where's where do you think the best place for us to record that?
Where app
Yeah, Ron
In the pool?
Yeah.
Why the fuck do I want to go to the pool?
Holy shit, my camera.
Is it RC next to you?
That bullshit-ass horn.
Chad, where should we open it?
Can you do it on the full table?
That's like one key like a key to everything.
Can you do it on the kitchen table?
Can you do it on my head?
Dude, get away from me on the table.
Dude, I'll do it!
Don't tell Lacey.
I'm gonna bring that cane upstairs and then we can open up where you want to open
I'm gonna put some games.
You're on all the fucking crumbly.
You know?
You fucking dick who dick?
Oh it's fucking games.
What if Sheldon wanted to prove before we opened him?
For a check spamming?
Check spamming and work crumble cooking.
That actually will give us autism.
There's a standing crumble, crumble, crumble on the chat.
What do we do? I don't want to disappoint the chat.
Chat, we're opening these cards. Drop a fucking W. Let's fucking go. Where do you open these?
It's kind of hot in here though, no?
Do you think the kitchen's good?
It's in the kitchen.
It's right in there.
Fuck you, I'm serving in the kitchen, buddy.
I think there's one on the kitchen table.
Where's Jason Lee?
Uh, I just, yeah, I should actually take a shit.
I was going to sit against the window and give you a little over the shoulder like one of these, this is God for me.
Now we get a knife.
Guys, it's actually not paint.
It's fucking Din Tai Fung. Let's open up this show, hey, hey boys.
I'm so high fucking didn't tie a voice
All right
Yeah, I'll keep a show.
Hey, Jeremiah's calling me.
Wait, Jeremiah's not on Snapchat yet.
What the fuck, he's facing me on Snapchat?
Brother, he's like 30.
Yeah, bro, I'm probably still trying to fuck the huzz, bro.
Hi, I'm Jeremiah, I'm from Love Island.
No one cares.
You wanna go to the highway?
Hey, Jeremiah!
Uh, we're live. We just wanted to call you.
Hey
That Davis
Thank You Alyssa you guys are handcuffed
Ah butts bolts and bolts. No nuts and bolts
Yo, yo, hey question, yo, yo Davis is Davis there
Davis, what are you gonna do a stream with a nod to?
What are you gonna do a stream with a nodja
From streamer you
Are you gonna do a stream with are you gonna do a stream with the nodja a nod you had and suck this dick
Oh my god, but you should have seen it! Look at his face!
He's fucking stunned! I was the night before he...
Hi, here.
No, you say that for last.
I know, I still want to open it.
Come on, Drew, hurry, bro. We're getting thumbnails and shit.
These are the important facts.
By the way, while we watch the myth-teethoo thing,
someone's actually gonna like this.
Two autographs per box.
Wait.
Wait.
Two autographs per box?
Wait, I thought this was a guaranteed...
Thought this was a break?
Breaker?
Wait, what?
Oh my god, we actually should have opened this before we bought it.
Wait, this is all the same shit!
Are you sure? Let's see if we can un-combo this.
Oh my god.
This is Breaker's Delight.
Wait, they are different.
How?
Because look, look how skinny they are.
Look.
So this is two orders per box making.
Fuck it, bro.
Oh yeah, this is a 112 card pack.
I thought they were like different back.
Oh my fucking god.
And we still have more coming.
Geech.
How far away is that?
I don't have to live.
Ditch!
You get here like five fifty nine months.
I don't know.
Why don't you cut yourself out?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is this all of them?
Yeah.
Huh?
Yes.
Is this all of them, he says?
We could get a biggie.
I'm not kidding.
We might be able to rip this through before the normal one.
No, we're not.
Okay, ready?
We gotta set them up there like we're thumbnailing.
Come on, bro.
We got our YouTubers at the end of the day.
Come on.
May I see you help me?
Come on, disable board.
Stand up. You want the thumbnail or not?
Yo, do you want a...
Dude, you know how many W's in the fucking YouTube comments it's gonna be?
Alright, everyone, pose for the thumbnail.
Make sure it's good.
Yeah, I didn't...
Hey, ready?
Oh! My God! What the fuck?!
All right y'all, if y'all from Twitch chat say hello, if you're from YouTube say hello.
Today, we heard that Shohei Otani, where is a seven million dollar card?
Eight million dollars, ten million dollars.
There's a fucking one of one Shohei we're searching for.
We're looking for anything good.
This is the new 2026 tops chrome.
This was about twenty thousand dollars.
Yes, we have twenty thousand dollars in cards.
These are the Bobby Jumbo, so it's two autographs per box, and then down here, I have my own.
At the end, we're going to be opening...
This is a Breaker Delight.
This is a $7,000 case.
$7,000.
You got a portable body chance?
No.
What's about to happen?
I'm breaking it.
I'm breaking it.
I'm breaking it.
I'm breaking it.
I'm breaking it.
I'm breaking it.
I'm breaking it.
I'm breaking it.
I'm breaking it.
I'm breaking it.
a quick break where it gets dark out. We're gonna be watching the myth first
seafood 1v1 in about 40 minutes. So anyone on Twitch chat everyone say okay.
Shall we? Let's do it. Yeah, over the shoulder cam. Fuck it. I'll say like this so we can get facial reactions as well.
So what are we looking for here? We are looking for a gold duel patch. Ohtani
one of one card. Seven million dollars. And there's a bound out for it. So that
means if you get it, there's someone who's already willing to pay seven million.
That's non-graded by the way. Alaw, text me by the way if there's problems. 11
cards per. So these are the jumbos though which mean there's a guaranteed
autographs per box. Alright, shall we? Now I'm gonna be honest, I don't know
What's about baseball?
Peyton Tolle.
Don't know if he's good.
What are you guys doing?
We're seeing the comments.
What are you guys doing down there?
I mean, I got Andrew McChuckin.
Oh my gosh.
Brandon Love.
Just for a better side.
Matt Shaw.
J.J. Weatherholtz.
Maximum Akapuso.
Justin Jefferson.
Kyle Schwartz.
Ooh, wait a minute.
Ooh!
Jack Cagliande.
How much? How much? How much? How much?
The key card rainbow.
How much?
I don't know, but I don't think it's bad.
Wait, how much dollars that?
I don't know.
I can't even get that.
It's actually not bad. Is that bad? Wait, they're saying $2.
JJ's is good.
Oh, James Wood! Look, James Wood!
Who's JJ's is?
Is that good or bad?
Let's take a 5K card.
That's not even possible. There's no signature no nothing.
Lays, bring a charger!
Next pack. Angles are good? We good?
All right, daddy.
Why don't they say OMG like something good with food?
OK, I got Lewis Moral, Henry Ford, Jonathan Aranda, Tetsuya Maia,
Brent Rookie, Logan Ohope, what'd you get on his name?
What the fuck is perspectives?
Hold on, who is this?
I got it out of 99 TJ Grumfield rookie bar.
Who'd you get?
I got a 15 out of 50 golds, Brian Buxton, who is that?
Okay, we got numbered cards, who is that, who is that?
We got numbered cards right here.
Wait, we should sleeve this though.
50, it's out of 50, that's good, no?
They're saying something,
I don't know, there's baseball enthusiasts in the chat.
They're saying a run,
they're saying this Runfield card's a good card.
Runfield card good, Buxton good.
Wait, I need to sleeve, I need to sleeve.
Okay, Drew, can you get the sleeper?
Who's Boxing?
They said he was really good.
Did you get a Boxing card?
Yeah, 15 out of 50.
That's a good card, man.
I'm doing Boxing.
Did you wash your hands after the canes?
Yeah.
All right, I'm not gonna hard sleep though,
anything yet until we figure out.
All right, I mean, Chad, how much dollar?
Not bad, I got two numbered cards already.
Not too shabby, Chad.
Now Chad, I want to remind you guys, just because you get a player that's good doesn't
mean the card is good, okay?
Alright, we pause.
I got to tell these to grab me a charger.
Hold on, grab, grab, portable, bless, alright, let's do this, yeah?
Harrison Bader, Michael King, yes, King.
Hunter Green, Shane Bosner, Roy Melton, O'Neil Cruz, Chris Bryant, Chase Burns, Ricky,
Chase Byrne sells from here. Marcus Seaman? His name is Seaman. I got a Paul
Skeens bass card. Roman Anthony, I have no idea.
If it's not on Tony, honestly, it's not even working in my opinion. Whoa!
Fuck! Wait, we're good news though. No auto in each. So now we're both searching for
two autos bro. Yeah we still have autos that we could get. Roman Anthony's good.
Yes he might be a good player but that doesn't mean it's a good card chat. That
does not mean it's a good card. Well surely we get the Otani Ron.
There'll be something. Look, ready? Or a minion. Javier, Nick, Manny, Otto, a Yuri, Cody, Junior, Blake, Dylan, Spencer, Stern,
and jade's dog shit.
Nico, Willie Adams,
Zander,
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Pops Chrome 75, not bad.
Alright, while you wait,
I'll just do Munn, Denny,
Jared, Francisco,
Jackson, Kyle,
Carlos, Julio,
Oh, oh, who is it Brad the Brady house?
Who would have
Who the fuck's Brady house the place for the Washington Nationals. Hold on wait
They're saying
Who the fuck is this son
It's like not worth a dollar. I just throw this away. He's a rookie though
So it's a rookie auto top it's not terrible. Maybe maybe Brady Brady house. That's not bad
Oh
Chase burns rookie auto. Where's number number number number number the 300 is that chase burns is good
I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure chase burns is good. That's number two. Oh
Carlos was a god back
I think Chase Burns is a good player, I think Chase Burns is really good as a pitcher, yes.
Whoa, how much is that?
Wait, they're saying that's really good.
Chase Burns Auto, not bad. We need to help you eat a hard top this one.
That's a hard top, yeah.
They're saying that could be a lot.
$20.
It's numbered though, but it's numbered.
But it's numbered, does that matter?
Hers is one of the only all-star rookies.
All right, I've only gotten one signature.
I've only gotten one signature.
I'm looking for my second signature.
Please be shy, please be shy.
Jacob, Andy, ooh, oh, Paul Skeens.
Isn't this Livy Dunn boyfriend?
Yes, it's Livy Dunn boyfriend.
Oh, Petty Helfen numbered 94 out of 499 signatures.
Bad, not bad.
Petty, yeah.
Who the...
And then another numbered under it.
33 out of 75, Jonathan Arnanda.
I'm saying yes.
Mother of God, I just get my...
Wait, we're going too fast now.
We're going too fast.
I got my second signature.
You know what? Yeah, you're right.
That's a good card.
That's a really good card.
Jonathan's good?
I'm gonna sleep this bitch-ass.
I'm trying to find that...
That fucking...
Come on, where are you?
What is it?
Oh my God, I bet it's not those atonement.
Josh?
Is that good?
Oh, God, there's so many good cards right here.
I'm gonna try to keep it off.
Wait, what is that? They're saying Josh Jung good?
Is that a picture?
Yeah, it should be a picture.
If you want to test it, you can.
What do they say?
They're saying good.
Josh Jung Otto, Ron.
Let me make you some money back here.
Why is it black?
It's an Otto 101, isn't it?
Wait, check it back.
Kevin Mcongley? Who the fuck is Kevin Mcconag- Mcconagiggle?
What's his name? Kevin Mcconagiggle? Who the fuck is Kevin Mcconagiggle?
I don't know, I mean, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not LARPing jet. I don't know any base, we already got two autos at least.
Yeah, we might be cooked. Everyone just praying out of this.
Are you sure you're not going to pass now?
Nah, we're still getting good cards, though.
I don't know if I'm just going to kind of like skim through here.
$3.
Juan Soto.
Mike Trout?
I'm going to pass one.
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, you know, numbered, nothing.
You're saying Ron pulled a SP?
What is an SP?
What is that?
Ron pulled a SP.
What does an SP?
What does an SP mean?
South Park?
You're saying special.
I think it was an SP.
A short print.
I mean, fuck it, look.
Is that it?
What does a short print mean?
I don't know, it's not a number.
Yeah, we're not that experienced with cars. What does a short print mean?
So how it's on the base card. Well, that's a 200 that's a $300 card
I'm getting told that's a $300 cord. Yeah, that's a $300 cord. What the one
Okay
$300 car what the fuck
No, we might see some money, I'm not gonna lie. I really think we're gonna put some huge I
Really think we're going to
I just want to see that maybe anyone else. I didn't mean to be so happy oh
Is that a solo perspective that's a that's a solo card
Good, I got I'll praise your soul. Yeah, it's good
Is that good? It's a guan soto perspective card.
That might be worth some money.
What is it?
Top and the saying, give him top and the saying.
Alright, why don't you do that?
The saying, give him top and the saying.
It's like a hundred dollars?
I think I was wrong with the answer.
It's about a ten thousand dollar card check.
$20 card. Nice.
Guys, this is a good player. Doesn't mean it's...
Here we go.
Let's do this shirt.
I'll tuck in my ass, auto-temperature, chase doll in hander, Christian.
I've got two of them.
Mookie bets!
What the fuck is Nick?
Can I even say this name?
Whoa.
Nick Kurtz?
That's his name. Why would his parents name him that?
What the fuck is that name?
Why would...
I should say he's good. Is Samuel Basalo good?
Nathan Church out of 75 Rookie Guard.
Damn, I'm looking on my last... This is my last pack of the box.
I already got my two signatures. Let's see if we can get one more.
Alex, Corey, Sean, Sean Murphy, oh another one that's got me this big 300 bucks again
show it out honey yeah is this not 300 bucks show it on your card not bad not bad
at all is it other like 300 bucks how did I get another one teasing us Ron
It's teasing us there.
That's actually good.
Where's Louis?
You know what?
That's 180.
Yeah, upgraded. Not bad.
That was not a bad box.
Make Kurtz the old gold-chunit Christian Campbell.
That's my own ridder.
I made some through that one tonight.
That's his name.
I mean, yeah, it is, but...
Sam...
All right, I'm done my first this is what I got
All right, well, I mean we got something going at least I mean let's do a chat chat one more
The 1v1's supposed to be in seven minutes.
Have they live yet?
1v1 right at five. You guys can do another box each.
Do you have one more?
I'll get it.
It could be one of the big dogs.
No, you gotta say that.
It'll be the same one at the end.
Just because you know it's a hit.
Alright bro, the good thing about this though, the reset is like,
is like bro we know that there's two new signatures in here yeah that's the fun
part I'm not getting no that there's two signatures there's two more autos inside
these packs oh I like this one this one's heavy I'm not kidding this was heavy
Ronald Aquarney Jr. Roman Anthony Noah Cameron Connelly Derry Berry Luke
Waiver Jackson Holliday Dalen Lillila Juan Soto Matt Chapman
Cobb and Carol and Ozzie Bellies
A little cruise 53 out of 99 not a bad shout
Matter, matter, matter, matter.
Julio Rodriguez 62 out of 75.
Is that anything?
I don't know about you.
JJ Weatherhill Future Star.
Oh!
Shohei Otawni Big Ticket Player.
Is that worth it, Eddie?
It has to be.
Right?
It has to be.
Because he need the base cars, like $3, you know that?
You know just the base Shohei's are like $3.
This has to be decent right it's a big ticket card. How much is that?
It's show hey, it's got to be big. It's got to be big
Not big, but it's got to be decent, right?
How much yeah, how much that's 20k 20 bucks
It's okay, we'll just keep going.
Who's that?
Yoshi, Naboo, Tomato.
Oh, Yoshi. Is that Yoshi after Komori?
Yes.
Hey, bro.
You mean good?
Yoshi Yaku Komori.
I think I saw him with Ludwig at the gate.
Kyle, JT, Paul, Jacob, Andy, Kerry, Jacob, Marcy, Berkey.
I have an OF card too.
He does OF.
Guys, I know you're gonna be bad, but I don't care about a $7 card.
I know it's hard to believe y'all, but I'm trying to look for a $15,000 card to make money.
me and I'm the Julio card was a $500 card they're saying it's right here this
is $500
Lewis Carvillo but it's 484 out of 499 who the fuck wait another number 93 out of
you see it too. Will Smith. What? What did he? Oh, they're all standing in my chat.
I was just trying to be a professional athlete. So let me get this straight. Did Jeezy come
in here and tell y'all to spam Tee-Foo fucking one? I got a fat ass. Zach Maxwell rookie
It's got to be like 400 pounds.
That's epic.
That's really epic.
Is he good yet?
Who the fuck is Puto?
Who the fuck is this?
Oh.
Cam Defani?
That's my second auto.
It's a pirate's play-doh's run PA, right?
Have you got that one?
You got the sat guy?
You got the sat guy out of that.
Zack Maxwell.
Have you used that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I got the sack guy out of Zach Maxow
Wait, I can't tell what I'm getting trolled or not. Is this a good card
My best thing Kujo is a legend
They're saying the whole thing we got a slow down we get it just talk
Oh, Josh Brinno, Josh Brinno, isn't that fucking crazy, Josh?
Oh, that bullshit ass signature.
Same person as you got, Lewis Carvella.
Oh, fuck you, buddy.
Chris Bryant.
So I already got two autos out of this,
G.H., I'm just gonna be driving this Niko match.
Just like, yeah, no, I mean, fucking G.H., man.
Like, LOL, bro.
LOL, we might've gotten rinsed.
I'm dead ass.
I'm dead ass, seriously, might've gotten rinsed.
I don't get that serious, I don't even care right now.
Trey Yassavich.
Trey Yassavich?
He's a pitcher.
I'm bad, I'm bad.
Yassavich.
Marcelo.
Wait, their savings is really a plus.
We got a plus.
I don't know, they're saying this is good.
That's a huge card.
Marcello, I don't know they're saying this is good. That's a huge card. Give me a top. Give me a hard top
Then this shit came bent as fuck
Big card huge short break I
Bet how much is that worth?
So what's how much this worth?
Oh god, they're gonna hate me
Oh my god, it's a PSA1.
Shut up, bro.
What do you see?
They're saying it's 10 baths.
Crazy savage.
Rookie car.
Pitcher.
And it's a short print.
They're saying it's $0 now.
Shut up, bro.
Fuck it.
Jimmy Crooks, Kyle Maddardati, Brady Gio,
Fyrex.
Nick Kurtz.
I'm not sleeping, Nick Kurtz, bro.
Oh
Moon and talk a Murakami rookie card future stars
What if the Shohei what if the Shohei box like the one it's just like 15 Shoes and then it's like a better
and then it's like the signature show.
That's the gold one.
We'll see that one.
Zin-Chao!
Zin there!
Hold on.
Come on, let's go.
Show me how you do it.
That's pretty good. I think I'll take three dollars.
I told you it was in there, though.
I got a cagolone perspective guard a mookie bets big ticket player
Jacob Wilson and shit.
You're saying it's a good card.
Or are we getting some good shit off of pissing people off?
All right, do we have enough time for another one?
Are they live yet?
Chad, are they live yet or no?
I don't know.
We're going to take like 30 minutes to start.
Wait, Luke, he bets in the chat.
Oh, and I have one more back.
OK.
Is that the car on?
Yeah.
Oh, and God, the one who wants to cancel it or no?
Oh my god, I got a Nick Kurtz.
You got to chill when you say that.
Uh, what's it called?
Like, is this like a superfactor? What is that?
Tee-foo went live? Tee-foo just went live.
We open one more box?
Dude, I'm gonna start with, like, I was like 15 minutes long.
I think we do one more box.
Yeah, last box, okay?
I'll give you that box.
Guys, last box. Everyone say last box for now.
And then we're gonna react. We got time.
last box last box last box last box last box last box last box
hi everyone pray no bullshit everyone pray let's fucking end this all move
fresh autos and these by the way Ron's fresh come on come on they're doing
first to 50
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Guys, I know they're live. We're gonna go into it. We're finishing the last box.
Yeah, Brian, who?
55 out of 150.
Game chart, is that a good player chart?
No.
Cam, Slipper, Wilson,
Branson, Spell, Eugene,
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
And then spell Eugene, Grannasmini, Eugene Sandy, Byron and Mason Miller.
JJ, whether or not a 1v1 is not bad.
Yeah, we know they're live, but they're not going to 1v1 right away.
I don't know, fix my chat, bitch.
Is that worth?
Show it out of Tani, but it's like, color.
It might be.
Chad is that good? Is that a good show? Is that worth anything?
Leave the J.J.? Okay, better that.
Well, they just say, ooh, every time they see a show, hey. Like, I'm so fucking annoyed.
Oh, we gotta hurry, bro. We gotta go watch a movie.
Fuck, it's so hot in here.
Dylan Dingler.
What a stupid fucking maze.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Why was it flipped?
Six out of seventy-five, though.
How's it flipped?
I thought that was about to be a fucking...
Wyatt Langford.
Six out of seventy-five.
That might be worth something.
That would be fucking good.
Six out of seventy-five on that card might be worth, though.
I
Need an auto bro, please
Cole young Jeremy Pena and bill is Garcia Jacob meltdown torque hunter. Oh
Yamamoto, oh
He's good
Noah Schultz and
Cole young
Is this worth anything any of these? No one's showing some work, I don't know much about them.
That's my first auto. Get your keys out.
Keep moving.
I've said I know teeth whose life four times. Why do you continue to spam it for the last five minutes if I've acknowledged
We're gonna go upstairs Roman Anthony gay
Four out of 150 Carson wish and hunt oh
Number four is not bad
That was my second auto Zach Maxwell auto again, why do I keep getting this fat ass?
All right Aaron judge out of 150 that's good
Aaron judge out of 150 is not bad
How much is Aaron judge at a 150?
They're saying it might be a hundred and two dollars
Judge color matches big
I actually don't give a fuck. Where is the fucking minion? I was promised!
It's right here. Fastback.
Who? Where's that?
What is? You're getting good. Oh, is it your third auto?
William Contarrarans?
But it's a, it's a, out of number. And a Jeter.
How much dollar?
This thing that's really good
You're just getting shugging Samuel ball Salon up like who the fuck
It's William Conteira is good numbered on the black yeah, it's a really cool car. It's a color match, too
Can I get something cool like
Trout. 47 out of 75. Wait. 47 out of 75 on this.
That's a good card. That's a good card. Is that my trout?
Yeah. That's a good card. A number of prospective trout cards good.
How much?
That's gotta be good. There's no way it's not.
Is it? That could be money.
My trout's like really, really good I'm pretty sure.
Are you honestly?
Yeah.
They're saying this is really good.
A couple hundred base yeah, not bad
Kids
One of one card here
Out of how many boxes you think is it possible to get a 101
I'm still due for an auto, I think, I don't know, I should just fast-track these other cars.
How hard is it to get a fucking minion, bro? Can someone find the poll rate?
Like, what is the poll rate of actually getting a minion?
The PSA 10 of that mic trout card could be worth up to 2k.
I'm Olson Montgomery.
I'm not going to rip this card in half, will you?
I'm going to say it's 1 in 10K.
10K cards or 10K packs?
I don't know.
Chad, are they starting anytime soon or do we have time for...
I'm dead, I thought that was going to be a million.
You're dying?
Okay, I'm going.
Oh, fuck.
Hey, Rick, what am I...
Oh, 12k packs.
This is...
They're saying your thing was numbered, they're saying.
What?
That green card is numbered.
Hey, this is numbered two though.
Yeah, there's all of them.
They know us.
Another Nick Kerskard.
I got your Corbin Karras' character.
Here, it's a gag on a joke.
Chad, are they about to wonder if you guys think
it's the vibe that they're going to sit and talk for a little bit?
Yeah, are they about to start or do we have a chance to, like, keep going?
Ladies, what's the vibe looking like?
Can you pull it up and have a look?
They're set up currently back-to-back and they are just on the full screen right now.
What an Aaron Judge anniversary card is that?
Is that good?
I'm gonna run by open up another box.
I'm trying to figure out if we're gonna check it out tomorrow.
Bro, chat. Facts or no? Facts or no?
Bro, there's no way they're gonna start within like 15 minutes.
No, it looks like bears, literally, they're having technical difficulties.
Alright, bro. Last box. Everyone say last box with the praying hands.
That's he said, save the cards you guys don't want.
I know he always does that.
Alright, we need... I actually need some prayers. No bullshit. Like, I'm going for a real signature here, bro.
I get to get a real signature.
Give me something good here.
Bobby Whit Jr. Derek Jeter again this one but is this worth anything if it's not?
I don't think it's worth anything.
I'm just gonna fuck myself bro.
I'm saying keep the Miz.
I'm gonna get a fuck.
You know what we're here for bro. It's either a minion or that fucking shohei
Colson no gum
Juan so do 18 out of 50
Juan so 18 at 50 gold big take it to oh my god. Oh my god
wait oh my god that might be big how much is this
give me a give me a massive one
I think at least they're like 500k.
Just tell us the real number, yeah that's-
What if it doesn't fit?
I mean-
Look.
It does.
It's gotta go slow.
Is this a $16 card?
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
Oh
Jinxie we're ready in five minutes
We got a hurry we gotta speed on these
Here starting
Ladies just lost a stream the whole time
$3,000 card are they trolling or no?
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know yet.
No sneak through.
They're saying it's 37.
How?
How is it going so low?
Oh, 30?
Fuck me.
What is this?
Freddy Freeman.
I haven't seen a Diamond Moments card.
Is that good?
What is this?
I don't know.
What is that?
It's nothing now.
What is that though?
A jet-sink.
Burning.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's a case hit.
Cap.
I'll sleep it for a bit.
I'm checking.
I'm fucking mad.
Oh, oh, it's Chase De Lauder, rookie auto.
Bean rice.
He's chased the lotter good
Who the fuck is Carson whistle nuts and why did I just get his signature? He's a very good rookie. Okay
He's whistle not random kid
Fuck you ready fast on Ray like this
Jimmy crooks signature 15 out of 25
Is this worth
Cole young
Yeah, the rookie auto.
I got my two autos, jeez.
Now I'm just about to fucking fast back, please.
Oh, young.
Oh, more of these people.
Does everyone get enough?
How many baseball players are there in the world?
Little young.
That saying, cool young is good, apparently.
Ron, you are a casual, lol.
Yeah, no shit!
I don't know shit about baseball!
I'm just speedrunning now.
I'm gonna start the fucking minion here.
Well there, I would actually start sucking your dick if there was a minion.
Curts bro it's like how many Nick
Kurtz, cards are there bro!
Hold!
Whoa!
Whoa!
What is this?
What is this?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
T.J.
Rumpfield.
Why is it like that?
Why does it look like that?
What is this?
Why does it look like that?
What the fuck is this?
A dollar?
Miss print card? No, in a way.
Case hit. 3k they're saying in my chat.
I have a purple card Ron.
Mike Trout, 75th anniversary out of 75.
Is this good?
There's a evil car about that as well.
I pulled it better my trout they said it was not I pulled it out of 50
I
Lace how's it looking over there?
They say one more box who's with me dropping me
Do we have time for one more box?
I genuinely think you might have a...
What's the chat time?
Let me know, bro. You want to do one more or no?
We can go up right now.
I'm going to have a show for you.
Well, I'm not taking the train.
You have six of these left.
Each?
Two.
What?
Open one big box.
You wanna do one before the myth?
Josh, should we do one?
Should we do one?
Just one.
This is a breaker, so this is two autographs per box.
And it's only 12 cards.
They're saying save for later, but I think you just do one.
I gotta do one.
We have to sweat it.
We gotta do it slow.
This is all hits.
Is this going to show?
Oh my gosh.
It's just one pack just like this.
Oh my god, it's heavy Ron.
12 cards.
Oh my god, should we do a bed pack?
No.
They're starting.
Wait, wait, are they actually starting?
I mean, they're trying to find a map.
He's searching for season four playground map.
Playground map.
It's one pack, here we go, I'm going to hold it.
Oh, what?
I thought it was all hits.
What?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Junior commineral doing foos?
Is this one a 75?
Freddy Freeman.
Okay, hang on.
Patrick Bailey?
Oh shit, 26 out of 99?
Oh my god.
Freddy, Freemade, out of 25?
Not bad.
Maybe a 101 in here, hold on, hold on,
there might actually be a 101.
Alex, is this the Freeman family?
Holy free.
Okay.
Oh, Chase Burns, working auto out of 99.
Is that good?
Chase Burns is good.
How much dollar?
He's like, he's like, all start working. No, that's not bad. That's good. I'm pretty sure. Nice. Okay. There's another auto here on
Freddie Freeman Cody Freeman Freddie Freeman
Okay, I mean, it's just warm.
It's just warm.
How many more you have?
I think there's four.
Okay, wait, I thought there was five more.
There's five more?
I thought there was five.
I thought there was five.
Wait, so that is $7,000 back?
Yeah.
That's seven.
No, no, no, there's five more.
There's five more.
Oh, okay.
Five more passengers.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
All right, you ready to go out?
They're people just sitting right now.
All right, we gotta go out.
All right, Chad.
Chad.
Chad.
Chad.
Chad.
Chad.
Chad.
Alright chat, for now, hey if you're on YouTube, everyone type willbrv onto its chat.
So we're going to chat on Discord, you know what we call Discord.
Can you watch these cards, Liz?
Watch them?
I don't think you can see them.
I don't think you can see them.
You've got so far back.
I don't know.
I think it's a text from my card expert saying you guys are getting out from this box.
Geesh.
Like actually?
Yeah.
I'll tell you exactly what you're saying.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
Except Zach Maxwell, Otto that you've got, he used to play on the same travel team as him.
And then he said that they're getting fucked so bad, I feel bad for them.
My boy Noah.
So you're just on a vibe outside.
You've gotten maybe $1,500 back at best.
Well, you have to split that, so set 700 for the box.
Thanks chat for fucking making me feel good about something.
All right, well, let's go upstairs.
They're about to start.
I'm going to chat.
I'm a little slow though,
because you know, I don't got a fucking cool F.A.
Excuse me, please.
I got a semisqueaster here.
Drew?
You need, like, a hand or anything?
Knock a lot of laser on camp for about five minutes while I go.
Actually, Drew, it's coming.
Five minutes.
I don't think it's five minutes or a thing.
Dude, you have a tumor right leg, bro.
I know.
Chase Burns card is worth 200. Yeah, that Chase Burns out of a hundred rookie auto could be worth a lot of future.
Good football now. Huh?
I'm not there, bro.
You could just crawl.
Huh?
You could crawl.
Fuck you.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Oh, huh?
Fuck you.
Are you ready to bring me up some canes?
And my drink, please.
Oh, shit!
I'm gonna switch it, please.
Coco escaped.
What?
She's not even here.
Is Coco here?
Wait, what?
Gege, Mavs run a pre-dict, who wins, T4 missed.
Hello?
I got missed.
I got myth.
Myth.
Myth.
Don't say L Matt, bro.
Yeah, I don't know what for.
Myth.
Bring this home.
Kaliit.
Jeeb, brother jeeb.
Yes, that's what I think.
No, that's right. He's right.
It was bullshit. It was bullshit.
It wasn't bullshit, bro.
Bro, that's just how the game was played.
That's probably true.
the
beginning. That's actually that's actually what you got got. I got me. That's actually
one. I got a lot of guys. They got strike me down in my chapter. You got seafood. My
Chats got all their points on T foot right now
Wait, so they're going first to 50. Yeah
Weird myth is in a place. This is about the last five hours. Oh my god. Yeah, do you think bro? Yeah, dude
You know mid cares so hard. I know he does
Yeah, I think I think myth really wants to win and I don't know if he was the way like I don't think he would care so much
No, I mean
He's a dap?
Why is a dap on Fortnite?
A dap's playing Fortnite?
Wait, a dap's live.
Wait, what?
What?
Since when?
He's doing an ad.
What the fuck is he doing?
Come on, what is he playing?
Wait, it's Maya's nap chill.
Wait, what's going on?
Oh, it's Epic Partner?
Oh
Absolute
Let's go dude, let's go
I
Can't see there's cream and mad
Muzz run a prediction free that dick up right now. All right, we got five box
If it goes to 50 clicks, how long is it gonna take like an hour?
No, no, no, bro. Cuz because a 50 for them isn't like W. King and killing right?
I think it's gonna be like five minutes around. No
Listen wait, dude, do you like drink you do my drink it's five minutes around I could speak for everybody
It's a thing two hours
You should be a rabbit you should go there's a wrecking everything
Here they go
Oh, the real question is this bro is myth gonna rip jeez or not like is he gonna rip it if he wins around
Blake's thanks for the five gifted these bro's now would be such a legendary call
He's gotta hit a nothing beats a classic suit
Like I'm doing now now now let's get a parlay going on who gets the first around here. Oh
Oh
I got a thousand on me
Wait jing see we're locked on her get to you. Yeah. Yeah
I love a lot of gifted on me
Who gets first round chat? Who gets first round?
Well, not 100 gifted on first round.
100 gifted on first round?
I got myth.
Is that worth the bet on Tifu?
I throw no Tifu.
This is fed up.
I can't do it. There's the fucking problem.
Wait, we're going?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god, he's just going to say G.H.
He just said it.
What are they doing, bro?
They're not going to find a map for them in 20 minutes.
Yeah, they're doing like, oh, I have to try to build it, bro.
Oh, no.
What map is this?
Oh, god.
Doggoblin.
Are we actually servers in monkey?
What?
How do I check?
What did he just call him?
Oh, my god.
Hey, what?
What did he say?
He called him a monkey.
What?
I don't like check this.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
What is he doing?
I don't like check this.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Wait, what do you mean a show a like okay, my
You guys spent $20,000 on just trying to get that show hey car. Yes
Yep, it's a one-on-one and we're gonna get it and if we don't get it we're never streaming
What are they loading in bro?
They need to load it to a 1v1.
It's a hot tank.
$20,000.
Holy shit.
I know they're trying to get us like nostalgia thing.
This would be way faster if they just loaded up a 1v1 map.
Just saying.
Yeah.
Yeah, but oh, I'm gonna hit the same though.
Retreat.
That's not gonna hit, bro.
It's not gonna hit, dude.
Why did they do the other map?
The first map they were in was good.
They got weapons and everything.
It was way better.
They're loading like a real game right now.
Well, Lacey, we can't go to the gym today.
We're not going to make it in time.
It's going to close.
It's all good.
We're going to have to go.
Wait.
What?
Just go to like Planet Fitness for any time.
No, we can't.
We can't.
We can't.
It's a lie.
We can't.
We're not.
We can't go to public gyms.
You know today's National Fast Food Day?
Did you know that National Lacey Day got moved to February 30th?
No, we didn't.
You're still today.
What is this math?
I said that me me me on the street people load on this map where we uh, where we won't be one
Yo, why are they not playing? What's going on? No way they have to loot, bro!
Oh god, oh god, wrap this shit up. Do we gotta watch them loot?
This is how God intended, man. They're looting?
What
Myth is adjusting his sense in lifetime. Oh, yeah, jeez, jeez
All right, grab your guns
But if you killed you
department oh shit they're forming out right you said I think they are hold on
me try out turbo let me try fucking oh my god so they're not gonna have the
same nith is dog shit wait oh my god I can't fucking build oh my god we're
fuck
Wait, is this still balting like climbing lacy?
Can they like can they mantle build I don't know
Okay, you know it's actually crazy though is we're looking at this like Dan they suck bro. This is think about back in the day
We were better than this
Well, I miss was better than you at this time in the game, bro
Now but myth was like number one in wins bro, Ron come on that yo yo, it's like respect era
Oh
Lead dude, what are you saying? So we're gonna see here and watch them like loot up, bro
Yeah, but I think once they lose it. Oh my god, he's got what comes he has
Myth probably has like a fucking lobbed pad with C4's again, bro. No, he has myth as cleaners in a gray pistol
I'm noticing. I'm noticing T full has 240 of us myth as 360. There's there's some there's some manipulation going on right now, bro
Oh
Is that cope copes a whore wait, but there wasn't sprinting back in a day they needed to save us sprinting sure
Wait, what is no, but this is music. They don't know how to use it. I swear. I don't know how to crush it
All right, you don't respond this mad
To be fair this is real OG because you would lose and then meet up, bro
What are you talking about?
What?
That's a document setting.
He said it.
It's not me saying it.
I'm still looking for loot.
I can't find anything.
Or is it a crazy-laced downstairs?
He's got a $10 million card, ladies.
I know.
A fucking 10-mil show-hale Tommy card.
I got a rocket launcher.
Bitch.
Dude, I think Tee from the top had it.
Buy a mile, bro.
I did too.
Yeah, clicks!
Clicks.
Oh
And I asked Lacey this we gotta make this we got a settle this real quick
No, I didn't know I did not I said myth played the game longer
Yes, it is like what after after T full quit playing builds myth was still streaming every day playing like like the game
This is pretty like OG shit
TV was like TV was playing grand finals like real like FNCS
Why bro cuz of the C4
Gonna be a loud the launchpad. Yeah
It's an OG 1v1 who can use the OG shit.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
Here's my question, bro.
How are they going to do this?
Because are they going to have different guns?
I don't know how to do slide though.
Dude, I think they need to restart because you can see where they're lurking and like,
oh, Mick does, he lurks and builds and starts like cranking above.
But you can see the name through the walls.
Oh, he just turned the sprints off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna add all see to bro. Fuck it. Let's go
Fuck it. I got it. Do we get back to you too?
Bro get back to you too. Get back to you too. What's up?
What up, what up, what up?
What up, what up, what up?
You guys are trying your best.
What up, XTC?
15 minutes delay, XTC.
It's until the tower, bro.
This is literally a spot.
What is the one shot?
No, XTC, do the thing.
He just did once.
X, please, bro.
Come on, meet this kind of cookery now.
And then what?
Classic.
Run I'm gonna say it bro. You have no respect for the arrows. I agree. I agree
Should we put that on as a for-night champion like myself
I got these guys. It's just got a gold scar
She was a ninja, ninja and midder were the best of Gen 1.
Tiefu's Bob and a bed of Gen 2 and everything else.
Gen 2 plus is absolutely Mickey.
What?
Hell no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Peterbot is not Mickey.
Peterbot is not Mickey.
Clecks is not Mickey.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Clecks takes that.
Bro, but here's the thing.
And let me know if I'm overstepping here.
Clecks and Ozzy too, bro, because y'all follow for tonight,
like to this day.
Yo, like, Tifu was an innovator for his time.
Ninja was an innovator for his time.
I'm like, now we're going to close our disfoilers.
We're going to close our disfoilers now.
They all do the same shit.
Tifu's an innovator, man.
We'll take the game.
OK.
I was going to come up.
I was going to be fat ladies on Clicks using the call.
But what do you call like 10-1 and 2?
Because you know Clicks did call to welcome more than Tifu.
Like, I think you guys think Clicks wasn't good at that point
either.
Yeah, but he called yes.
Wait, are they going?
I don't know.
Where they're going?
No, they're not.
No, they're not.
No, they're not.
I don't think so.
No, no, they're warming up, warming up, warming up.
Oh, OK, send them on.
OK, no, no, Aussie's not watching.
Aussie's not watching.
Back to the glides.
That's talks.
Let me reset.
Let me ask Aussie a question.
I'll just glaze in clicks because of, like, what time we can send a, like, what Gen 1
and Gen 2, where's the cutoff?
OK, but Aussie, what's the cutoff?
The name was not good.
Think about Gen 3 and how Lacey changed the game.
It's not better than me.
Yo, guys.
Here's the thing for night who changed the game we all know
Yo, here's my question though guys seriously
She food literally showed the world how to infinitely farm max play the clip. He did the math cancel thing
Who is
Yeah
The cone bro, it wasn't Hamlin's bird. Come on man. You guys don't even know you guys know that was the video
It wasn't Hamlin's it was Alpha cord bird. Come on. No
Date it was Chapman's date, bro. Hamlin's just like accidentally did it and then made the video
Run
Legitimately in clicks after so this too guys guys have to respect the error because what do you know in fact I invented?
I invented a peanut butter peak.
Personally.
OK, let's see.
Guys, Myth just got a launch pad.
Let me honestly, I'm one of the biggest innovators
on this game.
I created a new era of IGLing, and everyone
started following my friends.
It's called the spectate method.
That's what Ron invented, the spectate method.
No, I did not.
Yes.
Bro, but Ron, I think, unknown was just the best
controller, right?
At the time.
No, I found it.
He was cheating.
And then Zen put into his computer.
He did not get it.
Oh, what was that?
No, I don't think so.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yo, X, what?
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
I know, bro.
Bro, I think Unknown was just the best, Ron, and you had a-
Wait.
Like, Ron had a-
Me and Unknown were the best players in the game.
Yes, this is true.
Wait, I'm just-
No.
There's four FNCS wins in this call.
Mm, true.
I gotta say, XGC, though.
I wanna hear the finalist.
XGC, if you have to pick, who is the best 49 player all the time?
Don't say me, just because I'm in the call, deadass.
Guys, what's in it?
You guys are not gonna like my answer.
Okay.
What's your answer?
Okay.
I generally think it's either Ninja or TQ.
I don't get the flow.
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
They dominated their particular era
and not only in terms of popularity,
but in terms of performance for a long time.
And that, to me, is what a goat is.
It's not much how hard to dominate
their own perspective era or was that an error sign the the gap between ninja and
seafood to everyone else there's never been a bigger gap than that okay are you
talking about that's my girl she's just like a fucking modello respect that shit
That's my goat!
Holy alcohol!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
That is true, that is true!
That is true, yeah that is true!
This dude, TeeFoo just got a gold pump!
Oh it's over!
Mith has a gold score!
Get a gold score! Get a gold score! What the fuck?
Oh yeah GG!
I don't know, I don't know!
I don't know how to do it.
So back in the OG days,
Then fight and then like go back and re loot every time they're putting all of their putting multiple weapons
Like are they not gonna get the same weapons? I don't even know anymore
Your your inventory doesn't disappear stays
They drop they live in
then if I can tell the towers then what yes bro yes wait wait click so you watching
he's web's is about to win okay about to make grants what's your favorite moment of all
time I have my
great and ninja
here you go here you go excuse me yo yo juju you got a bandaid
bandaid bro it's bandages
classic
a ninja with a lawyer joking classic
What's happening?
Okay, let's go.
So what?
Are you ready guys?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Wait, which one is the boy?
Really?
Are you ready?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
I don't want to be cricket because that's just cricket ballin' thing.
The motor is it clear?
It is one of the first cricket ballin's ever.
Are you a little good or not?
He's too old, bro.
He's too old, bro.
Yes, X, Lincoln.
Lincoln, Lincoln.
I like Lincoln.
Hey, Ninja pacifiers.
I want your baby something on me.
Oh, Rod, have another one.
That's a big one.
Rod, I have another classic.
You got me. Oh, that is a good one. That is a good one. That is a good one
Bro, there's a lot bro four nights of legendary. Can they fight?
People just wait they have the gold pump and another gold spaz and he's just sitting there with this pump out
They run do the stinky one run do the stinky one
Do it
Yes, bro, come on
No, no you can't switch it no one no one bequeath back to me, bro
Round and easy, Leo!
Haha, big lift!
Come on, come on!
Alright, alright, sorry. Jesus Christ.
Bring all the fucking memories in.
Why is Ron such a rude guy, Jesus?
I know how to do this.
Sorry, I'm back. My bad. I'm back.
You missed, Ron, but you just hit a stinky in the open, I'll see.
Yeah, you did.
That's the place, Nari, to be fair.
That's not bad. That's gotta be out there.
What was the answer I missed? What was the best clip? What were you saying?
Best moment of Fortnite?
Damn, I don't know.
Honestly, okay, I saw this the other day and I watched this live.
It was when Nick A-30 played with that one kid and he started crying and then Nick made a whole video.
Do you guys know what I'm talking about?
No, does anyone know the video where that random kid joined Tifu's lobby? I'll wear it.
Oh, I do remember that.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I do remember that.
But didn't the kids talk?
It's all right, dude.
Yeah, Tifu just started talking to him, right?
You guys know the clip where the kid's like, ninja, I'm big fan of you.
I'm big fan of you.
You guys know the final one.
No, no, no.
Wait, what?
No one knows that.
Wait, hold on.
What?
I did not.
I said ninja.
I did not.
Let's not do this.
Oh, no, that's OK.
GPA debacle, bro.
Like, I'm not going to have somebody say part of this.
Oh, that was not a debacle.
Yo, so wait.
What did you think I said?
No, you very clearly did not say it.
You very clearly did not say it.
Uh, Ron, give me the gta.
No, you're going to be weird.
No, I'm not going to. It's not even close to the end.
It's really not.
It's one of the worst bass I've ever seen.
It is. It really is.
Thank you, Axe. Thank you.
It wasn't funny. It was just boring, McClinn.
I was like, okay, come on, bro.
And then when you go slow motion, it's like everything sounds weird.
I got the clip. I'll be back one second.
Okay.
No, when we slow down, it's so bad.
It's almost meaning anything will sound like it.
But even on slow motion it doesn't even sound like it. It's like it's dead boring.
That's it?
Never right.
Oh.
Yo, I...
Oh, shit.
When we go frame for frame, I...
That's it?
This is the real clip?
Anything?
Um, Jose Valencia, thank you for the two.
Nigger, um, thank you.
That sounded very inappropriate.
the map to Salty Spring they're taking all the loot to the middle
I will have to say
Yeah, what did they just say?
I don't know, I don't know about that clip, that was not the right clip
Okay, I'm gonna say though, I think one of the most underrated like videos though is when
I know you didn't make the video X when X got put into the scrims with TeeFoo
I love that
That gets all my thoughts
What was that?
That's my part
They got a late scrims to all agree to team and let Tfuk queue in with XPC and not tell X it was a scrim
So Tfuk randomly put in a pro scrim and the end game was hilarious
Wait, did you guys win?
I don't think so
No, no, no
No, no, no
But I was so stressed out because it was like last circle, like, ever so live, but nobody was shooting me
Like, they weren't actually trying to kill me
So like, yeah, it was really fun because they let me play all the way to the end game and I looked like a pro streamer, it was crazy
that was good that was wait wait a minute have you heard of Naja the
player no okay okay I'm not going to this I'm not doing this he's a he's a
OG he's a OG he's like back in a minute
definitely get everybody gets back and who's over that shit
I'm not gonna pronounce that guy's name because my chat's weird.
What?
What?
What?
Bro, I'm not gonna say that.
You're not gonna say what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I'm not gonna say that like
Who nudge nudge nudge up no nudge up your mom nudge up
Thanks, you just ask me who nudge it is who's who's who's not job
Oh
My here is that she's funny to say that
Thank you. Oh my god. They're actually better right now. They're not running wait. I'm doing it wait, bro
Why are you guys they're edging it, bro?
The classic that's a classic back in the day on playground used to do this. I know this method
They jump all the boxes. Oh, wait am I?
Anyone's on the other side just have an idea of a format that you guys will actually like it ready
Every gun should have like a like a tier right like one two three whatever right and they spawn with a random loadout at each
corner of the towers with
With guns that are equal, but not the same and it does over and over again
No developer could do it in time
I will say this how we don't already like face
This is
Disgusting there's this much back watching my drink. I don't know if you guys can see it
You can't see it.
No, here we go.
Here we go guys.
I got my first round.
I got my first round.
Okay, give me some impressions.
You know I need that.
I don't know.
Wait, why is he having no use here?
I swear in myth practice.
I swear in practice.
He said he has that strength.
He has that strength.
He has that strength.
He has that strength too.
He's a change.
No practice.
He's a change.
No practice.
He's a change.
No, he didn't.
He didn't.
Maybe here we go. Here we go chat focus focus myth. You want to turn off audio footsteps first one to 50?
This is literally
I got myth maybe in the settings we got to turn off name tags. Actually, you know, there's so many
Just so hard
I don't know why it's for my coffee. She's so much like I'm just
Let me see Chad who has a picture of the OG like lobby screen where you would put your game. It was so simple
Yeah, it's too complicated now, dude guys
Let's just play with it
Yeah, I honestly like this is kind of
Can you turn player tag on?
But isn't that actual again OG to play games?
HUD options.
You should see the tag too, right?
Yeah, I'm gonna play it down to Bandit.
Yeah, I'm gonna play it down to Bandit.
Yeah, I'm gonna play it down to Bandit.
No, I didn't mean it.
Oh, I remember that.
I think it played out.
Yeah, again, you are.
Holy skull, just play!
It's in the map settings.
I haven't seen people play this one, so now they kind of stuff it like happen to make it a big deal.
Wait, what would OGs do?
What are even in new seasons?
No seasons.
But don't name them as matter.
Just one item.
you can just trace somebody through with some privacy.
Did you play OGO?
Are you just playing from others?
Yeah, I played in there.
No, that's not it.
Put your missile by the game.
No, there's no way.
No, I've been there and played for three.
Oh, wait, what's Fortnite?
Oh, it's free.
You can't turn it off.
It's Maps.
That's not it.
So how do we do that?
So you just can't do that?
Oh, it's under accessibility?
Oh, what game is this?
This it's a fortnight. It's free
Back in back in days for night was the guy that I'm exploding every was my fortnight and
Remember this this website slash app called game battles. Yes
game battles. Yes yes yes yes
game battles were really big in
cod but when for my blue out you
could do game battles of kill
races. Yes. Fifty fifty cents per
battle J.C. up. Yes it was so
good to do that now that game
battles huge. My dreams oh my
god that was like on like the
hub you look up. Orders. The
whole. They won't be there to
be liable for a bunch of a lot
Yeah.
Yeah, classic.
Oh, they're stalling, bro.
They're stalling for odd money.
I'm seeing it.
We sent it because it.
No.
I don't know.
I think if you have people, it's like in at 50m, bro.
Wait, no way they're about to reset.
No way they're about to reset.
Oh, god, no.
Yeah, no.
I'm saying it's OK.
If you want to do it, if you want to reset it,
I don't think it's that big of a deal.
No!
Oh, no.
Are they leaving?
Are they leaving?
I try to find like a way in the settings. You can be can't be a game play
Matters now, I think it matters you can track them through the walls
Well, they should just play the first tilted map that they had where the guns were just on the ground
What's a nod?
Yeah, I'm not prepared like let's say you just drop down onto the towers
All right, what's it gonna be?
Sign the corners with guns like oh like you're not even speaking English eggs. It's not even English bro
Let's see. I just close to getting really mad and
If you can't it's national AC appreciation that you can't
You don't say he's fast fuck. Oh wow wow
So hard okay, okay, can I do we're gonna do OG stuff here?
I was like who's the most underrated og creator? I swear CDN bro. I need that guy
Now underrated now underrated bro you are now and I swear no one saying CDN bro. I swear
Okay, I got I have a legendary poods
that's it. That's it. That's
anybody know who Groovy Mack is?
Yeah. Yes. Dude. Groovy Mack used to just smoke a big ass joint and play
Fortnite. I swear I used to that's how I got introduced to Fortnite. I was like
whatever Fortnite came out. I don't even know. Mine's probably. He would always say
skate Groovy. Smoke a doobie. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, oh my god.
was the OG of OG.
Yeah.
Yeah, same thing as the old one.
That's the editor in the game?
Oh, man.
Bro, I'm gonna be honest.
This guy wasn't underrated, but C-Day, the YouTuber,
put on that same skin with the yellow ass.
I threw you a fucking idiot!
No.
Oh.
You fucking moron!
Oh, no, wait.
My favorite ever was Dettler, though.
Oh, that's a prank.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, yeah.
I told you to turn the heat.
The fucking air out, he turns it on a heat.
So 83 degrees in my room, bro.
What's the game?
P-Humsyman.
P-Humsyman.
Bro, do you remember?
What are you starting?
Oh, my god.
He has no better than this.
G.H.
The most classic deliver flip or not.
I guess more of a new gen.
Which one?
Which one?
Which one?
Which one?
The Overwatch one myself.
Talk to us.
Overwatch?
Hello, player.
He was in Overwatch.
What?
He got mad.
Really?
He got mad in the game out of Widowmaker, and he spanned the N-Word hard art for-
30 seconds straight.
I got banned from pro play and forever.
I'm not, I mean.
Oh, Jinx just came back in the back.
It's not what he's definitely getting, but I'm good.
That's like his idol, bro.
Jinx is a lot better than me.
I wouldn't be doing that without him.
I wouldn't be doing that without him.
Do you want to invite me to a group chat with him?
What do I tell him?
Save him.
Save him.
I don't want to save him, man.
Go ahead.
You play the primary sports.
I don't know, bro.
Save him.
Thank you, my boys.
Thank you, my man.
Thank you for having me.
Wow, you're happy.
You want to say that.
We're just waiting
Face sway was a goat back in the day, too
Fuck it first the 50 at this point, but first the 20. Yeah, but dude first the 50 was already gonna be crazy anyway
Could have finished the cars by now show is actually down there saying we could have finished you we could have pulled the
Otani by now, bro
This is probably going through a patch right now taking on resealing it.
Aware.
That's sort of whole like.
Are you eating Cain's right now?
Yes.
How's the diet looking when you're in the wheelchair Lacey?
Are we worried?
Um, well, uh, I'm a little worried starting tomorrow
because that's when my red dose wears off officially
and I'm not allowed to take it in surgery so.
That's where the wears off.
Yeah, it's been worn off. Oh, it hasn't but tomorrow I'm eating every
Fucking vision not true. Not true. I'm down to what I'm down to 188. Thank you very much
What'd you start at?
Like in the very beginning. Yeah, 296
You lost a whole lot of person. Yeah
That's crazy. It's like a baby got taken out of my stomach
That's a big off baby, bro.
OK, yeah.
Does it weight?
Yeah.
That's a big off baby.
I mean, 100 pound baby.
I don't know about that.
Wait, they're in the same map, no?
What the fuck are they actually doing right now?
Can you join the cons like first 20 or something like that?
Like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Spit it out, dude.
You rock, you fucking old me fat little bitch.
Holy shit, this guy's insane.
Holy fucking Adderall rage.
Jesus Christ.
No, I think this map is good.
This one has no 34 years old laughing bro. What are you laughing at?
I watched the grid censored it.
Wait, they still have name tags.
No, do they?
Oh, no, they switch. I think it worked. It worked.
So is this back to where we were in the hour ago?
W play W play.
That's fucking good.
This is what we were in the hour ago.
Oh, wait, wait, you can't see it through.
Wait, is that definitely?
Is that definitely?
I don't know.
That's nice.
Wait, you can't see the name through the build.
Is that is that fine?
I think that's all she can't see through the bills. I think it's totally fine
So these are the guns that was in the game. I don't understand that. How do they not like it enough remove that?
I don't know
The craziest part is like making this map would have taken like what happens now
I can sell it like it's so much better beforehand. I couldn't wait, but the only thing is just unrealistic because
Like myth doesn't have a launch pad
I
Yeah, I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. He's a nerd
jeez
You ready?
Or maybe he just used to play like this all the time
aim is crazy like that's chill chill out some oh yeah
Oh, yes, even a state corny looking at my night look at my night
Oh
He's gonna be so weak.
He's 4 hp, 4 hp.
Okay, it's gonna be one to one.
This is gonna take forever.
I'm not going to go like 25, bro.
We're breaking up everything.
Wow.
We got it.
There he is.
Come on.
That's so fast.
We have a treasure trade in the chat right now.
35% off all gifted subs.
And it's Lacey Appreciation Day.
Oh, geez, geez, geez, geez.
Wow.
He's been waiting for that for eight fucking years.
Oh, my god.
It's got the score counter, too, right there.
Oh, he's been a dud.
All right, yeah, let's go let's go
Yeah
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We do it
Wait
Yeah
I told you guys, bro, I told you.
No, Mitt has just, Mitt was just better for longer.
My boy Jonathan with the five dick, thank you Jonathan, thank you.
Listen
That was actually that was actually a shame. All right, good shit. Well, I'm walking
I'm fucking locked in bro, you're warmed up. I could tell I could tell like you haven't really been like
Who's
Oh, yeah
Yeah, I don't know
Shit, have you had it? Oh shit. Wait, wait, this has been way better than this build.
Are we sure TeeFoo's on Turbor Build 2? They both are, okay.
Yeah, except they're both out of... Turbor Build 2 is totally fine.
Drum gun cheese! Oh my god!
Oh shit.
Oh fuck!
What on earth is that?!
Drum gun cheese!
What the hell?
Oh my god!
You're doing it now.
Yeah, he's overdoing it now. Yeah, he's not no he's not. Y'all are just mad at me. It's the ghost.
Let's go. Let's go. Let me match it up to where this can be really close though.
Which one are we at? We're at 4 out of 50.
I mean, it's that's four.
I
The next you know
I need to get on the 90s still
No this Tommy gun was so fucking broken
Tommy gun was broken
It's like a lmg mix with a SMG like that shit's stupid nice
was damaged to the Tommy gun back in the day if you know you know if you know it
was the best it was the best gun in the game yeah you've used this shit in
Well, didn't you?
I'm not gonna lie, he used to use her both quick-dads to me, dude.
Oh, yo.
Aww.
No!
I mean, yes!
Okay.
Dude, it's closed!
Drink that, Matello!
Drink that fucking Matello!
Nah, if he's getting hammered, bro, he's gonna hit this guy.
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Happy Lacey Appreciation Day!
Oh my God!
Come on 140!
NICE!
Cheech!
No way!
He's spamming the cheech, man.
He's spamming his ult.
Oh my God.
They're gonna jump Bayon.
They're even gonna use him, bro.
Just use the drum guns while we're coming out.
This is fucking hilarious.
You guys think he's gonna rip enough?
You guys think he's gonna flip nothing?
No, I was just gonna put it on.
He asked me, he asked you.
Holy shit.
Yeah, we gotta be calm today.
Have you got a little quality?
He's got a scrumptious ear.
Put this up for FNCS after we're done with the 50p.
Yo, Clicks, I saw a TikTok that you have a tick.
Bro, come on, bro.
My bad, Clicks, I'm sorry, bro.
Bro, I have a little bit of autism.
I have a little bit of autism.
She love Alec with the 10 get back!
50 get them and shake my ass!
Oh! Hey, Teefu knows how to edit the way better.
Wait, he mantled? Whoa! Teefu just mantled. Hold on a minute.
Yeah, Teefu's winning this. God, it is close, man. It is close.
I see no drum gunning through there. Like, Teefu's not spraying.
Oh
Fuck us Steve. Thank you for the fog get the brother. Thank you for the five
IRL G just crazy
Like bro, it's how you become a great gamer, bro. No, you're right
Okay, these 90s are good. Yeah
And miss the getting was
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Let me eat. Oh, this drum gun. She's making me
I kind of want to see him drop the drum guns. I serve you so much more fun. There's me
Disagree, disagree. You see, I like it. I have to say that's cope run. It's cope. Yeah, but guess what?
is og1d1's drum gun was in the game
yeah he he threw landed grotto to get the drum gun didn't he
wait miff just said they might put the drummies away brother i put the drum guns
I mean, I wouldn't say no it might take even longer than
He's moving
Oh
Don't worry shit, it's only seven five verse out of fifty
30 on Google
You know what though my favorite after he was like it was a shotgun with the the small
clock there oh shit oh my god bro mix just spraying with the Tommy brother jeez get
rid of the Tommy bro come on T foos doing it right now no the mix using it more
No, I think I think it takes a lead
goodness no medicine is not made real
morning well drop the Tommy's and let's do
this man come on
get it
No fall damage why
Yeah, it's just yo myth is on him now. It's the Tommy death boy. Oh shit
Aussie he still plays occasionally that's what I'm saying. Okay. I didn't know that I didn't know that if he's still
You can tell this is like
I watched me play for like a month ago
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
If you get mad enough and you start using it, then you guys are gonna find it boring
when you start stopping his cheeks.
It's just who he is.
True, true, true.
Yes, get mad for using a gun they're provided.
Nice.
Just watch when he starts using it.
You're gonna complain.
I know it.
Wait, what's he gonna do?
Teeber's just right now.
Teeber's just right now.
Did it work?
Did it work? Did it work? Did it work? Did it work? Oh no, he's getting his face. Oh no.
Hey, get him another beer.
Oh
It's not even about that though, it's just like they both have Tommy's but I think Tommy's promote spraying
Like
You could tell it's so high just let them a little stabilized relax
Yeah, I miss on a pixel. It's been a fucking month. Where is he at?
Oh, where is he? Nice. Keep praying. Oh, no. That's too
strong. There it is. I like that. Where's the Batman?
I can work each oh
Man, you see you just wanna
Oh, it's okay. It's okay to someone back in my game. Oh, it's just me
Oh my gosh, what what's up? I don't know great wait wait Aussie as in okay is that guy?
Yeah, correct. That's a rocket leak pro, right?
God he went to cod for a little bit now. He's back on point now
He's called a grand this first season back. Who's he playing with? Who's he who's okay playing with us? He?
uh uh zander who's like decent but he didn't get like full like boosted carried
i'm thinking of oski that's what i'm gonna do
miss what are you doing yeah he's gonna come in come in yeah
yeah peekoo let's let's let's go oh no oh no oh no bro oh he's above oh he's
aw shit wait watch what miss i want to see what this does on mow ground
absolutely nothing bro look at this
nope let me guess chop classic
Run. Run. Run. Run. Here's someone to deal with here, bro.
Are we like...
Yeah, bro. I don't want to see him fucking win.
Oh, bro. He...
Bro, he's certified a hater, bro.
I don't get to write a hater.
I want to see Chief of Wind. Yeah, I want to see Chief of Wind. Yeah.
That's bad, man.
Come on.
Okay.
Wow.
No, man, man.
Yeah, man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man has been established.
Man.
Man has been established.
Oh, my God, bro.
Jeez, geez.
Two, ten, eight. This is close.
Ugh.
Yeah, but he's getting high in...
Come on. Yeah, no, TV.
Oh, sitting on high.
No, but he's going to look at him.
Oh, this is high ground.
What are you doing?
Tell me a pop.
Nice myth.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Yes!
Go, go, go, go, go!
But it's an OG 1v1! This was in the game!
Oh
Okay, that was a-
Okay, that was a-
Got it.
Okay, McQueen is fading.
Fading fast.
Nah, Tifu's gonna win this.
Tifu's gonna win this.
Can Tifu get four wins in a row chat?
Catch up.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Mith figured out a tactic when Tifu sprays us to get a quick pump out, bro.
Mith's actually playing pretty well.
I don't know if you're on here or on me.
He's playing pretty well.
Oh, no!
Oh, my God!
Oh my god, he's putting me in a spin cycle!
Oh, oh, oh, hold on, hold on.
Oh, he just baited him.
Oh my god, the old fake back in the middle.
Wow.
Not playing well right now.
OK.
OK.
Woo-hoo.
Good shot.
OK, OK, OK.
Holy shit, clean shot, bro.
We actually get probably better than the next one.
I like that.
How are you doing?
Are you alright?
How are you?
I actually just swiped for you.
I'm good.
Chad, am I trippin' or is 50 not crazy, bro?
What?
What?
Oh my god.
What?
What?
Oh my god.
What?
What?
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, that was crazy.
I didn't even turn it on.
It's a horror story.
What?
To be completely honest, I don't think that was me at all.
That was God giving me that one.
What?
I can't even take that one.
What are you saying?
He makes me say it's lunch.
That was crazy.
Yeah, but that's a thing, bro.
The modern day pro.
Well, no fucking, the 1000-O.
This is bad.
I don't want to see that I don't want to see this bro. It's like watching my goat just get like
Like watching stable or no, no, like lose FNCS like last second like bro. Like I like losing 100 point lead the problem
Oh my god
Nice, bro. Nice. That was a fun one actually that one was like
I mean it's just over
Just over like big growing him
Wait, wait, wait, wait, we should change the loadout now.
For the second time, this shit's like change.
Wait, loadout change.
Wait a minute.
This is a big deal right now.
Loadout change.
I just, I don't know what it is.
I want to do like a circulating loadout, bro.
I think they should go through the ages.
Go through the eras.
True.
Are you going to spaz?
Spaz?
Heavy shotgun.
Yeah, they should use a tax
No, it's not gonna it's not gonna change anything watch it's not gonna change anything
This isn't gonna change anything
Okay, watch you see wash wash wash
Mickey no fault image
No, I'm telling you keep who brings us back with no drum gun it's promote spam
This is already still spamming you but it doesn't have the same effect a Tommy melts wood
That's true. That's true. That's true.
Like a Tommy, you can't even build with Tommy.
So what's your...
A team for a woman.
A team for a woman.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, I see it.
Oh, my!
That's how I'm gonna play.
What?
Tifu's fell four times.
I don't care.
Wait, is he gonna, like, cut him down?
Oh, no, he's going up.
No.
I need it
Oh my god
Now this is a fight. This is a fight way better, but way slower this is the tank forever, but
You got this fake fake fake. Why would you take that peak? Okay? Why would you take that?
Well because you can spam with the AR but it doesn't mean that. You don't win that even if you hit them there.
Like, uh.
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
This is fair. This is fair.
So how did you still try to throw this down in your ass?
Mythling, I can't say shit.
I'm still having a good time.
I'm still having a good time.
Yeah, I know he took eight attempts.
Yeah, no problem with that, man.
It's like Fort Design.
No.
Probably this is such a long way to go.
We're going to 50.
And this is true.
This is the marathon.
This is the marathon bar.
This is true.
Mitt is on 360FPS.
He was on 240.
Just saying.
No, no, no, no.
Mitt's changed.
Mitt's changed.
Oh.
The decision is due.
I know he can't make it.
Mitt is literally on 240.
240 you're just coping
Yo, myth you gotta stop taking those jump peaks
No, it's not.
Is that Coltun?
Oh, he's down by...
Oh?
Are we dead or...?
Wait, classic!
Oh, nothing beats the classics!
Classic!
He's dead!
He's mine!
Classic!
Oh, wait, Kifu dropped him back!
Oh, what the hell?
Kifu cheated, a mental!
It's an auto-mental, it doesn't count.
So what?
Oh, no!
Oh, he keeps choking the doubles when he has them under.
He's like panicking, man.
Oh, my God.
He's going for another shot.
Oh!
He feels me.
I
Mean he shot the chief who shot the reset button shot of midair so Mickey it is it is
Me man, I mean two white two hundred
Look too fucking good, bro, I was chopping my ball that I was going for top for the town immediately
each other they just chop each other like like I just I hate gray area like if
there's chopping everybody chop that's what they're doing
good that's good
Jason the wheel I'm trying to unbox you in the cards later
bro miss double edits are stinky he's been playing recently a hundred was
his playing like way more
okay jinksy I mean burr I don't want to be that guy jinksy hit a rail line bro
give him too long dude stop bro you be playing I put you in place zero bill
I
The title, the title, say it.
Look at the title, look at the title.
That was the big changes.
No, that's you.
No, that's the three.
It's only just the hot one, even if that's the case.
I think it's gonna be one guy,
cuz they would've been more clear about that.
Someone asking Chad.
I need Cain's, I need Cain's, I need Cain's.
Chad, is that true?
Boys, guys, it's best if the victory is the first of 26.
No, no, I mean, yeah, I mean, that's it.
you're right and this one then.
You feel it?
Oh my god.
I'm still hot.
Wait, Tifu's drinking it?
What?
Yeah, that was what I knew.
I'm gonna honestly do Tifu's only losing because he's drunk.
Oh my god.
Cope, Cope, Cope's so hot, brother.
Turn your head.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna tell you something about drinking.
This is my apartment.
Drinks every day?
He's just not drunk from a modello.
God, I don't get people.
You don't need to don't forget.
I think he's alcoholic and he can't help himself down
and get steady.
I'm not kidding, have you seen Runeterra?
Have you seen Runeterra?
Yeah, Ron gets drunk off of one of your bros.
He was one of my, he was just full on my God.
What do you say fuck me for?
I'm a devil that see through his a Gatorade.
Like that's what it is.
You would actually be drunk right now.
So I believe in the end of the day.
Yeah
Hey, I'm not a problem I should rip a pen if you want to see you buddy
Wait, he was looking kind of Swifty now
Oh
Yeah, I think that pot. Oh, I think myth is edit on release on and she do as at all
It's just loud now
It's called phasing bro, it's called it's called redacting
What the fuck is a wide speed away
What was that?
Just to be a part of our little thing going on.
Okay, I thought you were part of the list.
Is that what you want, man?
What? What?
Oh my god, he's getting killed!
He gets him!
Oh my god!
Oh no, he's doing the voicing!
How? How? How far to go?
Yes!
Five kill lead!
Okay, okay.
It's over. Wrap this shit up.
Yeah
Bro Jinx he smelled the coffee before you get a bed, man. It's not the coffee before you go to bed, dude
Look at me doing retakes brother. Oh my god
the content I don't have an opinion on this topic
um
That's not right. That's not right. It's not cool like it. That's what it was
People's are hot. Do you think it wins it?
Yeah
Oh
I
Know I don't have time to do that. Yo, bro, I don't think that card I'm at it. This would take three hours
Yes
Lacey I took four bottles of laxatives why would the fuck would you do that dumbass
apparently it's the crowd they're here
literally sold out
yeah yeah
rough couple of ways to do it
I'm back I'm back
it's like watching the mean verse messy
can't even spread. That doesn't
even make sense. That literally
doesn't make sense. You're almost halfway there.
I'm going to be honest. Statistically
who cares. The statistic only
statistic that matters is winning.
Yo, that's true. It doesn't it doesn't
it doesn't matter. They don't have
the trophy. I'm just saying bro you
You can't say Messi's watch or you can't act like that.
Lameen is the goat.
Oh, shit.
Oh my gosh.
Lacy, did you know Lameen a month ago?
Yes, I knew him since January.
OK, that's a little bad OK.
I became a Lameen fan in January.
OK.
Lacy, you met Lameen.
Lacy, no, I got you.
Lacy, I got you.
He met me.
Yes, I did.
Yes, I did meet Lameen.
I met him in Dallas.
I met him.
Me and him are boys.
Me and him are boys.
Lacy, if I heard his audio.
OK.
Lacy, here's my question.
Spain's best player in the world cup who was it?
Let me know it was
Rotary no, it was the minimum. No, it wasn't in your mom. You don't know ball. Those don't equal goals tonight
It's not everything you don't know ball. You don't know ball. You don't know ball. You think goals equals good
Oh
You stupid does it matter doesn't matter does it matter?
Chasing
Chasing the media mall does more on the pitch than just score goals. He creates opportunities
No, it wasn't if
No, it wasn't if they if they didn't have the mean they wouldn't have won if they didn't have the mean they wouldn't have won
The media ball is a selfless player messy is a selfish player
Thank you
You know what I'm saying?
You can have Sprite Blades.
Hey, Rog, you've got a player with the tournament.
You don't even know that?
Dude, if the media mall took as many penalty kicks
as Messi on my solo with Admiral's.
That's true. That is true.
But he's selfless. He created the penalties
and let his teammates take him.
Let's do it.
I said if you shot as many
if you shot as many just cuz messy can't make penalty kicks doesn't mean anything
I don't know why it didn't make any penalty goals, that's why he missed every single one.
Yeah
It's not how how can you call messy-pessy when he can't make a penalty kick
Does he make sense?
39 years old and can't make a penalty kick
You're just mad at the media
Yeah, where'd he go he disappeared
I know Jaycee I know what it is. I know what it is. You're mad that the medium all is going to win the balloon Dior
That's what it is, bro
Minion balls get away the balloon Dior
W rage
He's emoting IRL on him?
No way this guy is going to win.
What about to tell you right now, Lameen is not even top 5 in Valendor.
He's number one.
Lameenian ball is going to win the Balloon Deer.
Lameenian ball is not top 5 contenders for Valendor.
Yes he is.
I love Lameenian ball, but he's not even top 5.
He is though, he is.
Okay
Wait chat chat how old was messy when he won his first World Cup?
Jinxie Jinxie Jinxie Jinxie how old was messy when he won his first World Cup how old was he?
I guess how old is the mean of all? Oh, that's what I thought
The mean of all 19 years old winning a World Cup trophy
How many messes one how many how many
Eight he's one eight and no one's ever gonna break that you realize that no one's ever gonna break wow
So he wanted so once again messy wins a selfish statistic. He doesn't win a team. He can't even win
messy doesn't win
He gets statistic awards, bro
He won team award, he won more to us than us.
He won Coca America, he won a World Cup.
Bro, he robbed four of them.
He didn't rob UCLs, bro.
He's the best ever.
Bro, he robbed them.
The best in watching the poll.
I don't know what he means, but he's too young.
He still has to go through time to get typed in it.
Yeah, that's right.
He needs to show the test of time.
No, there's only two people who want a World Cup trophy at their age.
It's LaMina Mola and Mbappe.
Bro, I'm telling you the medium all is gonna he's gonna be better than a puppy
Yeah, what
He is he only knows no he actually has tick tock football knowledge about messy
It's crazy
Actually insane
It's not
It's Tony Cruz better than messy because he has more UCL than messy
don't mean everything. That's
the problem with driving team.
Yeah, but you can't you can't
compare team awards with the
million all. The million 19.
He's got four. He's still
the other. Yo, yo, yo, yo, let
me say something. Look at it.
Messi and look good on bad
teams and it looks bad on good
teams. Not true. That's not
true. Not true. That means
never look good on three
We're trying to win his history.
I don't know.
Because.
I agree.
Brother, this is over.
It's already a six kill lead.
It's over.
We're watching for free.
That's right.
I need a minute.
We need the competitiveness.
That's our thought.
I thought you see if you can't take the heat get out the kitchen, bro
He just thinks messy so good, but Messi's not a messy if messy was the goke he would have beat
The balloon the or
right now can we all agree to get me an icon skin.
I will glaze it forever.
Guys I actually have an icon skin coming soon because the streamer you actually saw.
What would the skin be like what would like what's the back like what's the pickaxe.
Fortnite called you a pig?
It would be it would be the skin would be too large for me to just go to run a pig
With toes out
When are you competing it happens? Yes, you get a pig
See this your chair sex you know like pitch it see bro. Okay, what's your icon skin go like what's the email?
Like a juice box
I'm not one to watch you bro.
You're jinxing his fencing right now?
Oh, oh, oh, I've done it yet.
The pickaxe will be a little coffee.
The one and the best ever.
He has eight baffled boots.
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
I'm pretty sure it's his rage rate,
but it's like nothing but they're saying
if we can correct.
It's not even right.
It would be folded into a pickaxe.
It's fine.
You're fine.
So maybe he's solved it.
Yo, Rob, jinxing so much.
I'm good.
I'm mad.
I'm mad.
We're talking about it.
I needed a minute, bro.
Why do you need a minute?
I don't understand why you need a minute. You're not saying anything logical or factual, bro
It is a factual thing. No, it is a factual thing if the media ball
If the media ball just played messy in the biggest game of the tournament and he outplayed him. He's a better
He's better what?
Fucking Argentina two shots
Two shots. Two shots. That's the go right there. That's the go.
PS4.
Shots on goal are a result of what's wrong with the team. Not what the player you fucking
moron is.
Not true because of it. No, no, no, no, no. Because I know it'll be a...
Because let me explain something to you. If LeBron James was in the NBA Finals, game
seven, he's not only shooting the ball two times. He's going to take the game and do
his own hands. Messi is not the goat. He's a fraud.
Oh my god. It would be a better analogy to say attempts at threes, not at fucking buckets.
Like what? It's the same thing.
You see, we're gonna listen to the dude who sits on a chair with his legs on the fucking chair at half time.
And you throw the basketball on your fucking four-foot threes and as you get in, you're gonna push the wheel with a fucking slider.
I didn't say I didn't think that he's the goat I said it Lemenya mall is better than messy right now
I mean your boss better than messy right now. Let me know balls better than messy right now
The new mall is not better than messy. Yes. He is. Yes. He is. Yes. He is
Yes, he is
Luminea mall is better than messy right now
Yeah, but how many woke up to messy one? How many?
One.
One.
He won one, so I would say Messi's on the same scale as fucking, like, bro, it's a hot
kick, but as much as Booga right now.
Yeah, yeah.
He looked bad on a good winning team.
He did not look bad.
He did not look bad.
You didn't watch the game if you think he looked bad.
You didn't watch the game if you think Lameen looked bad.
I'm not gonna lie.
That's true.
But then he excelled.
He is.
He literally is.
And the one word that Messi did win, he really didn't do that much.
No, and Bobby's not that good. Look at Jinxie's stream.
Dude, you've just ruined his channel.
You are making them so fucking mad.
God, I'm here!
No cities in the MLS!
The guy had 12 gold contributions in a World Cup!
Oh my god.
And took Argentine out to a finals solo!
No shit! He's in the ambulance!
He got a billion dollars, you little kid!
Shut up!
You can put Messi in Bursa!
This might be my most successful repeat ever!
I actually feel bad. Like I genuinely feel bad.
You still go?
Please do kiss.
Well?
Messi can play in Bursa right now!
No, we cannot.
You don't know about your dream.
The absolute goal contribution that needs to 39
and drag the media crowd to Gina Squad, you are going to find a messy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Hold on, actual question, is it messy?
I'm going to introduce you to get back, I got to ask you.
I got to ask you, because did it messy go to a worse league
because he's not good enough anymore?
That's not rage me. That's not
rage me. That's right.
I don't think he's ever told you
ever. I'm going to be honest.
I'm pretty sure this is it for
French.
This is like religion for
Jinx. He's still going.
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
No, I'm actually I have a
question. I have a question.
I have a question.
No, actual question.
No!
No, cause serious question.
If Messi's so good, why didn't he go to a worse league?
Cause he can't compete at the top level anymore.
That's why.
No, he's already rich.
He can't compete at the top league anymore.
He can't compete there.
Oh my god.
Into the MLS.
No, no, no.
Because he got one billion dollars.
That's why he went to the MLS.
No, it's cause he's not good enough.
billion dollars there's a reason there's a reason he's not in the same league as
Lameed anymore
he had 12 gold contributions in a world cup at the age of 39
do you even conceptualize that?
his team is ass and he brought them to the finals
alright alright alright
Yeah
Everybody go on a stream and say what shirt do you have on please?
No.
Nice shirt. Nice shirt.
Oh my god.
Please look at your shirt. Please look at your shirt.
I don't think you realize this.
What?
What?
Nice shirt, Kecklaw.
I expected.
Do you conceptualize that?
No one's ever going to put that record.
He's the read of shit.
Ever. The guy scored 9 million.
No, he's not.
He knows.
Ever. The guy won 8 million.
No one's ever going to top that.
He's so good.
He's so good at this.
It's over.
I don't think I'm gonna put in my head for the brawl.
I'm gonna be real like this.
You guys fuck with so much more than me.
Nice shirt. You're stupid as shit.
I love the brawl.
I love the brawl.
I love the brawl.
I love the brawl.
Stand up, Jeff!
Jeff, stand up!
Stand up!
He's gonna
I
I'm down actually kind of actually
guys this is history
this is a lot of hate
this is a lot of hate for this man
my first hate I've ever
this is a shit but halfway through
right
you didn't even have money on this
bro
no I don't
I had more than money
I had my pride
jigsie that owe me a hundred gifted
from this 1v1 too
oh no
oh no
Oh, he's trying to shit me.
You've been never seeing that.
Yeah.
Maybe you can ask him for the money.
Never in a million years are you going to see that money.
Maybe it's not that funny.
Bro, keep in mind, it's on 40.
I feel like they're going to get bored of this.
I mean, maybe not.
Maybe they're joking.
He's still going.
I guess maybe you'll like this game.
It's my strike away, right?
Is that the right way?
Wait, wait, wait.
Can you go back to the soccer game?
It's fun.
Go back to Jesus.
Go back to Jesus.
Please
Inbope
Oh my fucking god
It's not even close to Messi's prime
You want to know what's the closest time to Messi's prime?
It's Messi's second prime
Oh my god
These are statistics
The closest prime to Messi's prime ever
Is Messi's second prime
Oh you pig son
I don't feel bad at all.
I thought the only good thing about it is that I've tuned in to GC Stream before I went live one morning
and I saw him reporting people on Twitter for hating on Messi on the GC.
So I don't feel bad at all.
Oh my god.
What about if you don't drive your phone lucky?
Oh jeez.
I got cars after this buddy.
What's the time?
I'm about to put a trailer in my car.
You're the sponsor?
I mean, I played it only up that wrong with my mind. You know that you can scan the cards
What's the call?
Yeah, I'm not going to show it. I'm not going to show it.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, the guy who saw you, the card player, he scanned the entire
boxes in the MR scanner. What?
Probably. Yeah, probably. Yeah, you can do that. And weigh them, right?
Wait, you guys know that? And you weigh them, don't you?
In the MRI scanner, we can do that. Wait, you didn't know that?
What is he doing?
Oh my fucking god.
He can't even run.
That's 30 man in us.
That's 30 man in us.
I'm just trying to get like, just this is how you do it.
I'm just trying to get like, just this is how you do it.
Sorry.
Alright bro.
Alright bro, have a good of public.
Have a good day, bro.
Yo, you're running.
I don't know if you wanna...
You're running.
What they can know what all of them are and they can just sell all the ones that don't have it
No, no, no, it's a terrible turn off. I'm out so much money
Wait, wait, he's a winster, he's within four.
Stop it!
No!
It's over, man.
There's no...
Okay, I'm not the last...
I just can't sit here for another 25 rounds, or another, like, 40 rounds.
Oh, God, I can't sit here for 40 rounds.
I didn't know I was like, I'm dead outside.
Like...
Oh!
Wait, so you could do this shot?
Wait, what?
You can walk around.
You can walk around.
You can walk around.
You can walk around.
You can walk around.
You can walk around.
What?
Yeah, you can like see what's in it.
Wait, what?
How?
Wait, so I'm never doing this.
I'm never opening chords again after this.
How much art?
How much art do you get?
Oh, LAC, LAC.
Yo, y'all are crying in my chat because I trolled somebody,
bro.
Get the fuck out of my chat if you're a little bitch, bro.
Hey, bro, how much money do you have?
Holy shit.
We spent $20,000 in it.
Oh my god.
Yeah, we spent $20,000.
We haven't pulled shit yet.
What?
You're crazy.
content bro long as for the chat and cares bro yeah come on maybe you're gonna
get the gmc raid wait why are the rounds getting longer bro they're playing with
more passion
Oh, jeez, he's thinking about a five, get dead!
What's up, bro, watch me.
He's so old, it's so old.
This is like a whole new world.
He's been in cliques from like 2005, dude.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, we were actually on that one.
You're just an asshole, yes, chat.
I'm an asshole because I think that a player that Jinxie's
never met in his life is not as good currently
Another player
So you just get sports cars too
Yeah
Someone said you can't scan entire cases like we bought
Someone said you can't scan entire cases like we have
Like we bought a we bought a case
No, it's x-rays it goes through everything most things like you like there is a way fucking lead lining or fucking
Fairday box around no, no, it's only heat to and on West. Oh my god
Yeah, let's get I already brother more than fucking cool. No, Tony and then I have screams
You're playing streams tonight.
Yes, I'm hosting Sheet 2 screens.
Lacey, I need you to promise me, can you-
Wait, wait, wait.
I have to say definitely, Austin, would you say it again?
Bro, can one of you not be a dumbass and fight the other?
Like, I need you in fact to make grand.
You will if one of you doesn't get stupid and ego
and fight the other one.
Just play and split the whole thing.
I mean, I plan on getting my loot and playing Endgame,
but if-
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna tell you what you're doing.
You're fighting them every single time.
every single time.
Selco is one of the worst fighters on West and Faxi sucks.
You know what he's doing?
What are you doing?
No, see, that's the thing is, I know that me and Ark,
I know that me and Ark would wipe them, right?
But I want Faxi to go on Gramps.
No, but then you also get grief, please.
It's West.
I don't know.
No, I'll sit at home in 10 seconds.
No, they will get grief.
Now, right now, they're almost a drop there
because they might just get grief by the two of them.
You know what I mean?
But it's like, is you going to play West the way West is played?
Like, you got to take it.
Yo, this is real worried.
Is Tito really worried?
What is T for doing right now?
What's Jinxie doing? What's Jinxie doing?
I just gave Jinxie an hour and a half second!
My grok is down!
I
Could go down
Why it's rocked down
Yeah
Welcome back. How is your statement? I'm good. It's had a
Mind people of what happened in 2000
Hey, Jakes, Jakesy, we just want to say we're sorry, bro.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Wait, you don't know what the what?
No, Jakesy, I do want to say I apologize
that Messi could not win the World Cup this year,
and Lameenia Maltesek it.
But maybe he could win the league he's in next year.
I mean, it's a pretty easy league he's in now,
so he should be able to win that one.
I'm going to fucking kill you, right?
I mean, am I wrong?
He shouldn't be able to win it.
He was given a billion dollars, man.
Of course, he's in a shitty league.
He was given a billion dollars.
Well, yeah, but I'm saying he couldn't get it done in the World Cup,
so he could, like, win.
What is it called?
He got a lot done in the World Cup.
He took a dog shit team to the finals, bro.
Well, they didn't win.
So I'm saying maybe he could win the MLS.
Why not?
If I still lose.
I mean, no, Ron, it's like, Ron, it's literally like the G.
It's literally like the G.D.
I don't think he cares about winning the MLAs.
Well, while the medium balls play for Barcelona,
Messi is playing in the MLAs, basically the G.D.
You ignorant fuck, of course he's gonna play for Barca.
You ignorant fuck, living the most 19s
in the pound of his career.
Messi had 39, could start in Barcelona right now.
No, he could not.
No, he could not.
Are we kidding?
No, he could not.
He could start in Barca right now.
Messi could not start in Barca.
But he did.
He just leave the call again.
So, Lacey, he couldn't start in Barรงa, but he had 12 goal contributions to the World Cup.
Make that make sense.
Did he win?
So, for his World Cup run to the Validators, he has to win?
He has to win?
Top-segmenting Messi has four Champions Leagues when his first one was with him on the bench.
Ronaldo Messi at Champions League is like comparing me and you at Fortnite.
You're reading a chat.
It's true.
No, I'm not. I'm not, bro.
I mean, it's just true.
So, but Jixi, can I explain something to you?
Jixi, can I explain?
And Jixi, you wanna talk about statistics.
This is a statistic.
Sure, Messi had a good statistically World Cup,
but he played the worst teams out of any team
that made it into the quarterfinals.
That is true.
He had no competition.
Yeah.
Messi had no control over Ronaldo drawing Congo
and not topping his group.
Yeah, that's fucking the rare thing he thought about.
If LaMigliamol had to play Algeria,
We would have had a fucking Hatterich!
Guys, what is this Hatterich?
It's all about it, it's all about it.
The set of cards are dealt and how good you perform.
Messi literally did fantastic with the cards that he had and the team that he had.
And he's not fantastic enough, he couldn't win.
Manin didn't do nothing with all the opportunities over and over again.
Spain, the reason Spain made it to the finals is because of the league.
I mean, it's the most important
I'm just saying if we're actually looking at it, and I'm not kidding. I'm not even trying to rage rate not trying anything
I don't really know much about football soccer whatever you want to call it if we're actually looking at this woke up
La Mania mall like in Spain fucking carry the woke up they deserve the win
Yes, we look at messes last woke up. I'll be honest with you
It was a fucking it was lucky bro and Bob
They should have won that woke up if his teammates were just a little bit better that day. I'm just being honest, bro
I'm just so honest. All right. Here's a couple of things you need to know
Lemiglia mall has a super team in Bopay has a super team. Messi does not. Messi is the team
Okay, but jimsy jimsy jimsy jimsy you can't
Now if you swap if you swap Lameen and Messi Argentina would have won
What if you put the mean on
Argentina, Argentina, what a
one, but no, it's not, no,
it's not. No, it's not. No,
it's not. No, it's not. No,
it's not because here. No,
because here's the thing. If
the media mall had the schedule
and they played the teams that
Messi played, he would have had
the same stats if not better
than Messi. The mean you all
you're saying if the mean
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yo, he had one goal contribution in a World Cup, man,
on a Superteam.
Okay.
Okay, but what?
Lacy, Lacy, Lacy.
What's the most impressive thing about Spain's World Cup?
Like one thing, one thing, what do you name?
Other than one thing, man.
La Mena Mall.
No, is there fucking defense, bro?
That's why you're laughing.
No, it's La Mena Mall.
It's La Mena Mall.
La Mena Mall, every time La Mena Mall has the ball,
there's three defenders in front of him.
That creates space.
That creates opportunities.
It might not be a statistic opportunity,
But when you have to put three people in front of someone on a football field,
that creates opportunity.
Lacey, we got to stop acting like Messi is even the best player in the
World Cup history when Mbappe is a better player in every metric in only three
World Cups.
He is Mbappe is.
Are you on this?
Chad, go to the extreme.
Ronaldo is Mr. Champions League and Mbappe is Mr. World Cup.
What is Messi?
That's that dropping six goals at PSG.
That's what I'm saying.
Let's just be real, Jinx.
Let's just be fucking real messy would be considered Mr. Football because he has
So okay, but but jimsy here's the thing you're saying. Oh, does world cup mean everything to messy?
Yes, it does because he's in the MLS that doesn't mean shit. So yeah winning the world cup is everything to him
Winning the world cup is everything
I prefer all my fucking god to die.
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey.
Still those ball and deers anyway.
He stole the ball.
Just play, hey, Ron, I'm like, I understand.
Have a laugh, for sure.
This is starting to become bullshit, bro.
This is becoming bullshit.
This is nothing bullshit coming out of my mouth.
Okay, okay, JC, if it helps,
they didn't say they're gonna stop at 30.
So you got two more rounds of this,
if this one wins it, it's over.
They're stopping at 30.
Yeah, I'm not watching this until 50.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Don't eat. Don't eat. Don't eat.
Don't eat. Don't eat.
Because the rounds are getting longer, by the way, in case you missed a GC.
The rounds have gotten longer.
But you guys are already being used for the original.
When the... the true answer I guess is time.
Only time can tell.
What am I talking about?
What am I talking about?
What am I talking about?
What am I talking about?
What am I talking about?
What am I talking about?
Yes, you are right. Yes, you are right.
So, Lacy, here's my first question.
Yeah.
Spankin' cheated.
Spankin' cheated.
Spankin' cheated.
Wait, this is it?
This is the end of it?
They call it.
They just got it.
These guys are not.
They miss wins.
It's over.
They just got it.
I can't watch this until 50, bro.
Like, this is like...
X, Lacy, and Ronasane then to 30.
Jixi, Jixi, if it makes you feel any better, nobody has lost more World Cup finals than
Messi, bro.
He has two goals and ten finals.
I'm going to put my hands on your throat, bro.
He does.
He has three World Cup finals appearances, man.
What does that mean?
You can't lose a finals if you're not in the finals.
Ronaldo, you can't lose a finals if you don't make it.
Like what by the way, but this is not teach you at its prime, but I don't know by the way
Because he's doing a lot of movement aiming and not a lot of mouse aiming and you can do both and I know and he's defaulting to doing only
Movement because I think he's shaky a little bit
Yeah, I think he knows the respect about this bro. I'm not gonna lie. I
Thought this is gonna be great differently. It's a bro. He was aim has not been aiming
Yeah, it's like the movement a moment which is good too, but it's still
I
See you support Spain right Lacey. Yeah
I see name name three players without reading your chat. Okay, um, Roger e Pedro in the medium all wait, what's Pedro's last name?
Doesn't matter I said it
The media malls
Both position. Hi, bro. Stop that mic up your ass, bro. Stop that mic up your ass
You don't know his position. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. What's wait? Jixi? What's messy position? What's messy position?
That's he's right. Right wing and striker. Okay. He's a
Okay, so if you played striker in the World Cup, how come he didn't score any goals in the Finals?
Is that what it is?
Isn't that what a strike is that what a striker supposed to do?
Yes, is it isn't a striker supposed to shoot the ball?
Is it a striker supposed to shoot the ball?
They had two shots in 120 minutes.
Is that what a striker is supposed to do?
But he's going to be a striker.
If you're a striker at the top of the lineup,
and the ball is physically never attacking third,
how are you ever going to do anything?
I don't know.
He's a goat.
He's a goat.
Figure it out, right?
LeBron looks.
Yeah, let him get wings.
No, Messi will get wings and fly to Rodney
and shoot the ball from his hand.
The team is the car, the striker is the driver.
You can't drive a car that doesn't fucking start, Moron.
It's that simple.
Like, how are these understated?
So how come?
OK, so how come the car was started every game except for
against Spain then?
Oh, man.
It's not a Spain, is it not?
Nago, who was the last team in player to beat Spain in an
international final?
Answer.
It is, it is, it is.
Wait, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
Who was the last team?
the last team to beat Spain in what?
Anything, bro.
International, tell me.
I don't know, they're on like a 30 game winning streak.
I don't even know.
Ronaldo, they're where you fucking go.
They're fucking where they go, bro.
No, that's a whole different conversation.
You talking to girls?
Yo, you don't be mad, bro.
You're mad, bro.
It's magical.
Yeah, bro, Ronaldo did great that game, man.
Yo, read me his stat line.
Read me his stat line in that game, man.
Messi could never.
All right, guys, guys, guys.
It was not a rage rate statement, JC, I feel bad for him.
Oh yeah, it wasn't even Kuro, it was Nations' game.
Yeah, though, right?
It was Nations' game.
He scored, JC, he scored in that game.
He scored.
Guys, got it filmed?
Any got it filmed?
No, I gotta open up cards if I'm not watching this shit.
One round, I gotta open it up, it's a good content.
Put your mouth before I fuck it.
Are you ready to open cards?
To do nothing with a good time.
All right, you know Jinxie brah
I'm gonna see you soon row at Los
XQC
Yo guys, I'm probably off guys. Yeah, I'm probably off
Yeah, I'm not watching you're hanging you stream this 1v1 took too long
I
to go out that we can't play any condoms though
yeah i got over to court i'm not gonna lie except no to what you're asking what do you
what do you want to play what game
oh it's like a group game they can't play it they can't play it they just need a
phone it's all over
what is this phone you've got a phone on it phone name is fun
i gotta see the answer there's no way
ever can express your opinion again.
Lacey just said, let me give them all as a striker, bro.
I'm just going to have to tie you up.
Yeah, she called Lacey.
She called me.
Because I don't want to ruin the Fortnite call experience from everybody else.
That's what we were doing.
She called me.
How does she actually care?
Yeah, hello.
Hello?
Lacey, the answer, please.
Yeah, yeah, hello.
Yo, what I want you to do is turn off your chat.
I have a couple of questions for you.
Okay.
Yo, what's you to do with me?
Oh, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta.
So they see all I need you to do, bro,
is just sort of like, so I can sleep at night,
just admit all of that was rage bait, please.
It wasn't, it wasn't rage bait, it actually wasn't rage bait.
You weren't rage baiting this entire time.
No, I genuinely think Lameen, you're most better
than Messi right now.
Okay, but saying LaMiglia Mall is better than Messi right now, that's like, that's not
really like, that statement doesn't hold any weight.
LaMiglia Mall's 19, Messi's 39.
Yeah.
That statement doesn't hold any weight.
But that was my statement and you said that, you said that Messi wasn't.
No, no, you had a lot of statements, man.
Yes, you said, you said if you were to swap LaMiglia Mall with Messi, put LaMine in Argentina
and Messi in Spain, Lameen would have won the World Cup in our team. That's what you said,
correct or incorrect? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yo, bro, I'll beat the brakes off of you.
Lacy, that's not even like in bounds. It is, it is. That's like the wildest. Here's the thing,
the only time Messi played a good team in the World Cup, what if you do?
Absolutely. He did the Imbapi special, nothing. He did nothing.
So let me explain how football works to you, Lacy, since you don't understand and you started
watching in the World Cup, which is fine.
Lacey, I played the sport for 14 years of my life.
I played the sport.
Lacey, if you're a striker and your team physically
is never in an attacking position,
you're going to do nothing.
That's how the sport works.
Okay, well, let me tell you because I played sports
for 15 years of my life.
If you're the best player in the world,
if you're the greatest player in any sport,
you're gonna find a way to leave your impact on the game.
And in Messi's most important game of dead Spain,
He did nothing.
He didn't leave an impact.
Because you know why?
Because he wasn't the best player.
Lameen was.
That's why.
It doesn't matter what sport it is.
It doesn't matter how old you are.
If you're the best player in the world, you're the best.
You're going to find a way to leave your mark on the game.
And Messi couldn't do that.
I want you to do me a favor here.
Yeah.
OK.
Lacey, I want you to join this screen share right now.
Can you see this?
Yes, I can see your screen here.
Can you see my Google?
No, I see your Discord.
Or not messy, sorry.
Lacey, do you know which club had the most goals in the world
in 2012?
Do you want to know which club had the most goals?
This is 14 years ago.
Do you want to know which club had the most goals?
This is 14 years ago.
All right, so first off, be prepared for goosebumps.
The club that had the most goals in the world in 2012
was Borussia Dortmund.
You probably don't even know what club that is.
I don't.
Messi had more goals than that club.
This is 14 years ago.
Do you realize, yo, he outscored the top scoring club
in the world.
We're in 2020, 2016, you see.
We're not in 2012, dude.
So, let me see, I'm confused.
What's your take, bro?
What's your take?
That LaMigna Mall right now is better than Messi.
That if you, if you put LaMigna Mall in the fucking MLS
on InterMiami, he would actually score 100 goals.
So, that's factually incorrect.
So here's the thing, LaMigna Mall in the World Cup
had a super team.
You know what a super team is, right?
Oh, I disagree.
Oh, okay. I think Spain was a very good team, but they they look they look like a super team
because of the menia mall. They conceded one goal in a World Cup tournament, not a game.
In a tournament, they conceded one fucking goal. If that's not a super team, what is?
So I'll tell you exactly what's I'll tell you what's more effective than a super team,
a super bracket. That's what's more effective. So Argentina and Messi, if they have Spain's
bracket, they wouldn't even have made it to the finals. They would not even have made
it close to the finals because they're not a good team and Messi is not a good player
right now. Yo, I'll be the first one to say that Argentina isn't a good, like they're
not a good team. Like I'll be the first one. They don't have, they don't have star-studded
talent. I'm not saying that. I understand. Yo, Messi is the team. That is what Argentina
is. Messi is the whole fucking team. He always has been, always will be. That's my whole point,
bro. Spain is a super team. Argentina is literally give Messi the ball and pray to God. That's what
it is. I watched and he wasn't good enough. And he wasn't good enough to get it done. And the real
you forget it. You're forgetting one key component for Argentina that does make them a super team.
The refs. You forgot about that. So you forgot about that, JC. Propaganda sheet. Propaganda sheet.
It's not propaganda. She is true. Here's how the internet switches up on motherfuckers because now I'm going to get pissed in
2022 everyone was cheering on this is Messi's first world cup win. This is so wholesome
What an end to a historical career four years later now?
It's all of you support Argentina you support Israel you are a sheep and a puppet of propaganda
Or or I just started or or I just started watching football
And I can already tell that this entire World Cup the refs helped Argentina
From someone who doesn't have that much football knowledge
Okay, I'll name you a moment
I'll name you one moment. I'll name you a moment. I'll name you a moment
I'll name you one moment. I'll name you one moment. I'll name you a moment
So you remember that game where Messi very clearly stepped on the back of someone's foot
Didn't even make a play on the ball. He stepped on the back
I'll give you another one.
They shouldn't have beaten Egypt.
They shouldn't have.
Why, okay, so first off,
when Messi stepped on that guy's leg,
yes, that should have been a yellow card.
I agree, that was a bad job by the ref.
That should have been a yellow card.
That had no effect on the game.
You think they were going to lose to...
Who was that against?
It was our...
It should have been a red card, by the way, not a yellow card.
Lacey, they're not going to lose that game.
That had no effect on the World Cup.
It should have been a red card. It should have been a red card.
Yeah, how'd you know? Oh yeah, the game day won 3-0.
Okay, but he would have been out the yellow.
He would have been out the next game.
And then that says that should have been a red card is a fucking propaganda fucking puppet.
Propaganda puppet.
Now, the Egypt game, you realize all of those calls were correct, right?
That was the best refereed game ever, all the time.
So, let me ask you a question, Jamesy.
How many pens did Lemenya Maul have this World Cup?
Just answer the question.
Don't argue, just answer the question.
I didn't watch all of Spain's games, but I believe Zero.
Zero, you're right, okay.
And in the World Cup in 2022,
where Argentina won, Messi had five pins.
What's your point?
What's your point of saying this?
My point is, Messi did not deserve to win a 2022 World Cup
and he didn't deserve to win this one,
Even though the refs tried to help him in this one too.
Lacey, I have a question for you.
Yeah.
Where was the 2022 World Cup?
I don't know.
I didn't watch it.
So you didn't watch the World Cup,
but because you're a sheep of propaganda,
you're now saying that it was in Qatar, by the way.
You're now saying that Messi didn't
deserve to win the World Cup, but you
even watched the World Cup.
Yes.
Did the Lina Maul play in the 2022 World Cup?
What do you think?
What do you think?
You think LaMigna Mald played in the 2022 World Cup?
I'm gonna say no.
That's probably why Argentina won.
That's probably why Argentina won.
Probably to guess.
They see.
So let me break your brain a little bit here.
Now, this is like actual ball knowledge, all right?
First off, I love LaMigna Mald.
I love Barcelona.
LaMigna Mald in this World Cup was not even,
I'm gonna be honest, he wasn't even a top three player on Spain.
Not sure.
Listen, Nucarea was more impactful than LaMigamal this World Cup.
Not sure.
Alcubarcy was more impactful than LaMigamal this World Cup.
Not sure.
Rodri was more impactful than LaMigamal this World Cup.
So can I explain to you why that's not true?
I love LaMigamal.
Great!
I love LaMigamal, but I fear my fear with LaMigamal.
If he was better when he was 16 years old,
Because nowadays, Laminga Ball has a new fucking girlfriend every week.
None of these girls care about it.
They just date him because he's the most famous kid in the world.
What the fuck is the correlation?
He's not locked into football the same way he was when he was 17.
Day one.
He's not.
Day one.
Laminga Ball at this World Cup was not a top three player on Spain.
So, J.C., let me tell you why you're wrong, OK?
And this is where you have your major flaw, OK?
and it's called tick tock ball knowledge.
Your knowledge is all derived from tick tock
and tick tock comments.
Football is not all about who kicks the ball in the net.
That's not what it's always about, okay?
Lameenya ball.
No, yes, that might be the point,
but that's not what it's always about.
That's not what it's always about.
Yes, but that's not what it's always about.
You wanna know why?
You wanna why?
Because in football,
LaMiglia Mall, this World Cup,
sure he might only had one goal, okay?
Sure.
But every time that that ball was at LaMiglia Mall's feet,
there were three defenders that had to shift over
and be in front of him.
Three, that created infinite more opportunities,
whether it was a pass to one of his teammates,
which led to a pass, which led to a goal,
whether it's the LaMiglia Mall jumping in the air for a ball,
which led to a penalty kick for one of his teammates.
Every time LaMiglia Ball had the ball,
There were three people that had to worry, where is he at?
And that creates opportunities.
That's the difference, okay?
It's not all about messy kicking the ball in the goal.
Sure, he did it in a bunch of shitty teams, whatever, bro.
Whatever.
But you gotta understand,
like you don't understand real ball knowledge, dude.
If, all right, let me ask you a couple of questions.
All right?
Yeah.
If I ask you what's more impressive,
a 39-year-old man who has 12 goal contributions
or a 19-year-old kid who has one goal contribution
and a super team, what would you say?
Which, who won?
That's what I'd say, who won?
But that, no, that's, no, stop!
That's what I'd say, that's what I'd say.
No, shut the fuck up!
The problem with FEMA awards is if we go off FEMA awards,
that means Tony Cruz is better than Messi.
Is Tony, you don't even know who Tony Cruz is.
Tony Cruz won more UCLs than Messi.
Does that mean Tony Cruz is better than Messi?
Okay, but if that's your argument,
if your argument is talking about,
oh, who did this, the statistic, the statistic, that,
then you're honestly debunking your,
no, no, no, no.
I'm not saying yes, you guys are piece of shit.
You're, Jisie, Jisie, here's what you're doing right now.
You saying, bringing up statistic, bringing up,
oh, he did this at this age,
you're debunking your own debate of Messi being better
than Ronaldo all time.
Cause you care too much about statistics.
Cause now we're talking about statistics,
now we're getting into, okay,
You're proving your own point wrong.
With Leonel Andreas Messi hailing from Rosario, Argentina,
I don't have to look at statistics.
I can look at Leonel Messi's just absolute trophy case.
I can look at eight ball indoors.
I can actually scrap all the trophies,
scrap all the statistics, and watch him play the game.
I know you have no respect for the sport whatsoever,
but if you ever have time, watch Leonel Messi's highlights.
It can be from any year.
Watch how he plays the game.
Watch interviews of footballing legends talk about Messi.
They said this guy's an alien.
This guy's not a human being.
They said Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of the humans.
Little Messi is not a human.
This guy plays football, but he has eyes
in the back of his head.
No, this is real shit.
You heard this in a TikTok, Eddie, bro.
Bro, no, no, like, bro, I heard this in my life,
in my life, bro, in my life.
I watched football my whole life,
since I was a little kid.
This guy's been my fucking zero since I was eight.
All right?
You started watching in the World Cup,
which is cool, bro.
Respect the sport, though, please.
I am.
There is no one that's even comparable to Messi.
Let me know about it's a human.
Messi is not a human, period.
Jesus Christ, get his dick out your mouth, holy fuck.
Talking about he's not a human.
Brother, if he's not a human,
how come Argentina only had two shots in 120 minutes
in the finals?
That seems pretty fucking human like to me you're bringing up a team statistics again, bro. Okay. How many shots the messy hat?
Team that still falls into team statistics. No, that's not he didn't he couldn't get it done. He couldn't get it done
And guess who could let me know all
Jerry Henry
Huh?
Yes
Yo, Lacey, Lacey, please show respect to the sport.
I am, I am, I am, let me screen share.
You don't know who this guy is.
This guy right here is Thierry Henry.
He's one of the greatest, like French players of all time,
one of the greatest Arsenal players of all time.
Watch what Thierry Henry says.
You know the, you know what, the typical one where-
This guy's one of the best players of all time,
talking right now.
You know, you're in training.
He gets fouled, right?
So they don't come to follow him.
You know, it goes, you know, I won't say what I want.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what, next thing you know, it will go.
Doesn't this guy hate Ronaldo though?
Yo, yo, read your chat one more time.
No, let me say, this guy hates Ronaldo.
He hates Ronaldo.
It's a hate echo chamber over there.
No, but this is a Ronaldo hater.
You can't, his opinion doesn't matter.
It's bias.
2026, why in 2026 did everybody switch up on Messi?
Everyone that does this is fucking evil. I'm not switching up on messy at all
That's what it is, bro. Listen to tiari. I'm read. Hey, Lacey
Don't listen to your chat and let's listen to one of the greatest footballers of all time from the top
everybody
You know, but you know what the typical the typical one where you know, you're in training
He gets fouled right? So they don't cut the phone. You know, it goes no foul, you know
Yeah, we can't.
You know what?
Next thing you know, he will go
and ask the keeper to give him the ball
and run past everyone and score.
Then you will get the ball to try to play again.
He will take it from you or wherever you are
and score again.
And until he gets a bit more relaxed.
Yeah.
So then you end up losing the game.
I've never seen that before.
Okay, he complimented a good-
Goose back, check your arms.
Check your arms.
Do you have goosebumps?
No, I don't have goosebumps because all he did was compliment a good player. What is that?
He didn't say anything about human not being human.
In fact, what you called Messi a good player is disrespectful.
Yo bro, that's disrespectful.
Messi's a good player right now.
Yo, yo, watch that shit.
Messi's a good player right now.
If Messi was a great player, he wouldn't be in the MLS.
Messi was given one billion dollars to play in the MLS, bro.
Do you understand that? With a B.
But the other thing is you, you're pulling up that clip, first off, obviously his teammate
is going to talk good about him.
Second off, that guy hates Ronaldo.
All right.
You know what?
We don't have to watch Terry Henry.
Are you still on the screen, Terry?
Yeah, I'm on the screen, Terry, still.
I don't know what's funny, bro.
I don't, I don't know what is funny.
I don't.
You're cherry picking right now.
That's what you're doing.
I don't know what's funny, bro.
I don't, I don't know what is funny.
I don't.
You're cherry picking right now, that's what you're doing.
I'm not watching a 13 minute video.
Yes you are.
You know you're lying.
I'm not.
You're a victim of 13 minute video.
I promise.
I'm not at a 13 minute video.
Some dude glazing messy.
Some dude, that's Rio Fortunand.
One of the greatest center backs of all time.
One of the greatest center-backs of all time!
So, you know, Lacey, here's what you're gonna do.
You're a victim of propaganda
and I need to cleanse your brain.
This is Rio Ferdinand.
Well,
that's what happened most of the game
when I'm chasing him, look.
This is possibly one of the most
empowering nights of my life.
And the one at Wembley, this is in Rome.
Wait, JX, can I say something really quick?
I'm gonna be final, but...
If you're gonna read a brain dead chat, no.
No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, it's from my heart.
It is from my heart.
It is from my heart.
It is from my heart.
Okay.
So I just, here's the thing.
Okay.
This, what you're showing me right now,
this doesn't mean anything to me
because this is so long ago.
Footballing legends.
But this, but you gotta, you gotta understand.
That doesn't matter.
Football legends.
JC.
JC.
No, no, no.
Ferdinand, Ferdinand has said
that Ronaldo is better than Messi.
Ferdinand has said that!
No!
Shhh!
Please!
All the idiots on Twitter, right?
That gave their fucking two cents.
Let's do a minute and sit back and listen to Legends of the Game.
The thing about him is that he don't...
Uh, Vittich, Namanya Vittich.
Uh, another one of the greatest centerbacks of all time.
Literally.
You're not watching.
Lacey, my chat saying you left the stream and you're not watching.
My chat saying you left the stream and you're not watching.
Oh, hello.
Hello.
Hello.
My chat saying you left the stream and you're not watching.
No, no, no.
What?
No, no, no.
No, I did not leave I'm still in a call what
Right you're in here. Yes, I'm watching I'm watching
Drill
Get him. Let's go. Oh
I actually kind of understand what he's saying. I kind of get it now Jin see
What what do you get like?
I'm understanding slowly, but surely I'm gonna be honest keep playing to play him. He's the best player
I think you're cleansing me and I feel it we all kind of felt if we played against that boss
learning team without messing because what it's about what it's about is turning off Twitter
for a minute and listening to legends of the game that's what it's about that's what everybody
I need to go.
Just let it play.
I don't want to talk about the other five.
For me to play, I saw it would be number one.
One hundred percent.
Eight twenty-five.
Eight twenty-five.
I'll just stay here.
All right.
Is it ready?
Remember, dude, a hundred people.
Let's go.
Yeah.
I'm going to watch this.
Keep going.
Is it better?
Yeah.
You can leave.
I'm going to watch this.
Keep going.
Is it better?
Yeah.
I'm not sitting there watching a 15, he thinks I'm watching a video of him watching a 15-minute
blade session.
Oh, he's never been in that order.
No, he's...
Yo, why is it so hot in this house?
He's even finished watching the video live.
Hey, Jay-Jay.
First, I'll shut Jason's door.
Jason's girl.
It smells like after-surgery.
How do you do it?
Dude, don't use a spanner.
It's like, Jesus.
Dude, Jesus, this is what the hell is this?
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I'm gonna take a shit when I get back to cleaners
when they're looking at the car.
Oh my God!
Alright Chad, drop an eye out here if you were here, we're gonna finish this opening.
Okay, let's fucking chase.
Can we get the show hails on you, Cardiff?
We spent $20,000.
Alright Chad, who was watching before we started?
Dropping me.
Alright, we're back.
Hey YouTube.
Everyone say hi.
Two more boxes.
Oh, we have two more boxes.
How did I tell you we're not gonna throw all these cards?
Wait, what?
No, we won't do those today.
I didn't know it was a whole case.
Welcome back to YouTube here, Drew.
Let's get in this.
Ready?
All right.
We're looking for a fucking show.
Hey, I'm Tony.
If you know anything about baseball, we need your knowledge, bro.
Aaron Judge Jason.
Yeah, Jason.
We're live.
Oh, so by the way, what are we doing on these extra parts?
Who's it?
Trout.
Bro, I don't think it's fun about anything anymore.
Yeah.
I don't even give a fuck about anything anymore until we get like
Like what is it 1170 out of five fucking Corbin Carol who the fuck is this bro? Is this worth any money?
Please
Post in my government Kobe Thomas eight out of 150
I don't know shit about football, bro. I don't know anything. I just started watching a little cup
I just saw Jinxie getting mad and I thought it was funny
but
So who the fuck is cold sitting on a comrade? I don't give a fuck about this bro
I'm not kidding by the way. We don't get a minion or a shohei. I'm actually gonna never stream ever
Yeah, I don't know it's gonna be sad if we don't get anything
Oh, diamond show Hail Tony! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! That might be huge! That might actually be huge!
Wait, a diamond moment show Hail Tony! Wait, see that, see that, see that, see that, see that! Wait, wait, wait, wait! Isn't this a case hit show?
It has to be a case hit. It has to be a case hit. A diamond show? How much is that?
Isn't that a case hit? How much is that?
Like $350 bucks?
No, no, no, it's gotta be more. It's gotta be more.
Maybe a case hit.
I
That's $330
Okay, bro, hold on. I got an autograph coming in I feel it
Fucking Justin Dean
Who is Justin fucking Dean it doesn't say it just says in raw condition
I'm actually trying over Messi.
Well that one, but he's got to let him out of there.
There's just no way.
There's just no way he's trying over Messi.
I have a Mike Trout card that's better than that.
I'm not sleeping that bullshit.
Nice cagoloni pony.
Oh nice, Mason Burnett.
Who the fuck is this, bro?
My two autos.
We haven't gotten a single bit on him.
This is Mason Burnett, mate!
Wickelman Gonzalez.
You know what I'm gonna do, by the way?
If you get an auto, the next pack is an auto too.
On the same side.
Whenever you get an auto, it's the next one.
Mason Burnett out of 25.
Here you go, Browns, make the wish pack.
Thank you, bro.
Here, enjoy.
From the camera, bring all the time here, just on.
Go on, guys, make a wish.
Oh.
Oh my god!
We did that actually good.
I got an autograph.
You got my autographs?
Some fucking Carson Wentz.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What is this?
It's not a fucking autograph.
I'll just give you my auto pack.
Fuck you, Drew.
Second view point out of 75.
Jacob, Mr. Bazabarra, whatever.
I'm gonna rob your house.
I'm gonna rob your house.
I'm gonna rob your house.
I'm gonna rob your house.
I'm gonna rob your house.
This might be worth some, get a zoom in on that, yeah?
It might be worth a dollar or three.
It's good.
It could be worth a dollar or not.
Wait, they're saying this is good.
They're saying this is really good.
They're saying this is a good hit.
This is the best picture, apparently.
How much dollar is this?
Can I get a hard talk?
Oh, shit, is it Brewer?
Wait, that's the best picture in MLB.
Can I get a hard talk?
No, it's actually crazy.
With the amount of money we spent on opening these cards,
could have probably bought like a shohail tony eagle key automation we could
have these three we forgot about we got a minute why was it upside down we could
have gotten season tickets we literally could have got tickets for the whole
season brownies we just met
it's time for five million dollar cards coming
God, it's fucking hot, man.
Look at that, it's really hot.
Look at any of your fans in here, son.
It's gotta fix it.
Paul Skeens, look at that boyfriend of yours who's gonna fuck about you.
He's really good on our client.
If you get like a good card of Paul Skeens, it'll pay.
Chad, how good of tickets could we gotten with 20 dip vans?
What a nice price, Harper, but I don't have nothing on it.
I don't care about it.
I don't fucking care.
Bunch of fucking shit in these packs, bro. Bunch of shit on shit on shit.
That was a $250 card. Oh my.
You know what?
Why was it upside down, Aaron just like, oh my god.
That's back in his pants.
Take those off the floor. You got so shit in here.
This is just sad. This is just sad.
All right, bro. Get your Jesus out, bro
Now we're on to the the last four and then we have the big boys
Your big boys actually might hit by no bullshit. That's like the money worth it. I guess
What are you opening up for keys
Oh, Vladimir Gordon Jr. And then we have Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, I don't give a fuck, bro.
I don't give a fuck.
I believe what is the space and what is the pattern.
If he knows we have to move here, here, I will.
Can I please get a lot of hair right here at the bottom. Wait a minute.
Oh my god, that's a little...
3 out of 5! 3 out of 5, that's good!
No, no, I'm not. 3 out of 5 is okay. Who's good?
Yeah, but who's Matt Chapman?
That has to be worth something. 3 out of 5 is worth.
Is Matt Chapman good, though?
3 out of 5 has to be good.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, 3 out of 5 is always good.
I'm telling you, I had a SpongeBob card that was worth $900 and it was 3 out of 5.
He's ass.
It still should be good, bro.
He's a stud, it will pay a decent smith.
Great, bro.
Like, money.
Hey, isn't this $300 card?
What? What?
Tommy?
Uh, I don't know.
Maybe that means this is a good pack.
Maybe that means this is a good box, chat.
If I got a three out of five on the first pack,
you never know.
Diamond, diamond.
Dawn Larson Diamond Moments card.
Don't know.
Definitely a Larson.
He knows like it should be good pack.
He put it in a box that we already opened.
show him Tony wait what is this though is it worth anything is that worth
anything
red trout but not even numbered by the way look this middle should be your two
What's up, Braden?
Yo, Lacey!
Yeah?
Um, I bet that I'm, uh, uh, saying this so late, but I want to say happy birthday, bro.
It's not my birthday, Braden.
What?
It's not my birthday, bro.
My whole child was saying it's like Lacey's day today, bro.
I was like, bro, I got to call you earlier this morning.
I should have texted you earlier.
No!
Wait a minute.
Don Larson out of 50 gold diamond moments wait that might be worth a lot who's done Larson
50 out of 50
That's good number still Braden is Don Larson good
For real
Is good though you had a good number wait four out of ten. Oh my god. It's not my birthday
I just want to bring your party phone.
Bet.
I want to bring his or it's him.
I didn't.
You might.
We invited four other parties, man.
Wait.
Brother, a four out of 10.
A four out of 10 bombs auto.
Any out of like five and 10 is amazing.
By the way, this should be my auto also.
I think this is your last auto.
Look.
It's always in the middle.
So this should be my auto also.
What?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Who is this?
This is 101 it says 101 it says 101. Oh my god 101
Matt Olson
Matt Olson is he good?
Is Matt Olson good?
Is Matt Olson good?
Is it 1T or 2Ts?
Hold on.
Oh my god bro.
How do I see if he's 1T?
He's very good! They're saying he's very good!
He's good. He's amazing.
Oh my god, one of one, not Olson signature.
That's gotta be good.
I'm hearing nothing insane, insane group.
One of one, look at the top right.
Hey, you can't, I mean, holy shit,
we go my god, finally a hit, bro.
How much is this?
Finally a hit, dude.
Just one of one, I'm not gonna make the mark.
I make the mark here.
Yeah, five mil.
And this is going for a mil.
If that's it, show hey, Otani.
Oh my god, I'm gonna suck your cock.
Oh
That's not where's my box place
That's a Hall of Fame auto
Russell said text how much one side is hard and one side is soft
Last so okay one of one Matt Olson Super Fractors sold for 2700
So this should be like a band or two though. Oh, I mean I spent five bands
Yeah, I have a flat car.
I used to pull a one-on-one.
No one else is going to pull that car, right?
It's an 75th Diamond Autograph car.
It's not a Super Factor, so it's like two bands, maybe?
Two bands?
One-on-one? Look how nuts that looks!
One-on-one is crazy.
If I grade it, it could be worth more, too.
Yeah, yeah.
A one-on-one charger. Oh, fucking W.
This should be my other auto. Look, look, look.
This is my other auto. Guaranteed.
I'm not kidding. It's always in the middle, Lacey.
My Jackson
Yo, this is my other auto right here is my other auto. It's always in the middle. Yeah, it's always in the middle
Bro, oh my god. That's a show. Hey, I would
Look ready, this is my other auto
I'm sure it's my daughter because it's always in the middle Jack Winkler
three out of ten Lewis Castillo who's that Castillo's good I think Castillo's
good three out of ten I think Castillo's good
The factory castle was good earlier.
Not bad, it sucks.
And now we have our autos gone, right?
No, now we speedrun these guys.
You speedrun the boxes.
Unless there's a minion somewhere.
Where time do you have to go?
8.25.
Bro, at least let me go to open another one.
I'm not even kidding.
You speedrun after you get the autos?
Why don't you just speed run?
That is a super factor, they're saying when you got the one on one.
No, it's not.
I love how the screen runs or something.
Let me check, we have all the cards in case we miss something.
Whoa! Why does it look like that?
Oh, what the fuck? Hunter Green?
I humped a kid named Hunter.
What? No one wants to do that.
It's called a negative. Is it good though or no?
Oh, one on one part is the maximum.
I
Show hail tony big ticket card
They're saying keep schemes. He's good wait. They're saying I just threw away like a good car
This one is this good
It's not numbered
Who the fuck is Raphael Gevers? Is this worth any dollar?
I'm gonna leave this shovel Tony to get caught right in the middle to give us good luck.
I'm not going to lie we might be able to
remember I also have my one game way one game
I'm hosting
I'm going to push you back for a minute
If there's anything I can do to make this process faster for you just let me know
I know but I don't want to miss something if imagine if you got the one or not actually bad
yeah that's fair that would be kind of easy
wait a minute wait a minute
Ronald Acuna.
119.
They're telling me that Jinx is still on messy.
He's still watching messy highlights as we speak.
Ryan Ritter out of 99 rookies.
Ryan Ritter, good chat?
This should be my, this should be our signature writer.
I think, or it might be two more.
I got two more, I got two more, two more.
Nothing bro, it's always at the end.
Okay, if you really want to make it fun, you put one to the front.
And I'm pretty sure the last two are the good ones.
I'm pretty sure.
So the last two should be your hands.
I mean it could be anything but like, the last two are usually the best.
I'm calling this good chat, I don't even matter if they're good players, it's not a good corner.
Okay, I have a gold in the back. Gold is gold is gold. Is it? Yes, gold means it's a good number. I have a green and a gold
Carson Bench
Bob say more and
There's no numbers wait 2750 that's my signature, so this is your signature now
No, it's my next one. Nick Kurtz.
Alright, this is my other auto.
This is my other auto already.
What? Who's it?
Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria.
Who's it?
Freddy, Frasbears, Pizzeria.
Who the fuck is Freddy, Frasbears, Pizzeria?
Shit, all right, here's my auto.
Ready?
I thought that was a show, yeah, that's what I'm getting at.
Oh my God, I'm one car away.
I'm one car away.
Who's my auto?
The same dude, bro.
That's the same car.
Yeah, I already have this car.
Bro, am I kidding?
I was trying to be racist.
I keep seeing like the white jerseys in the Asian face, and then when you flip it, it's just random dude.
Dude, we need to snap the auto right here.
Oh! What was this? Oh, another auto? I got lucky in his bullshit.
Alright. Here we go.
My other auto check.
Will I get lucky? It's always in the middle.
Wait!
Cheek?
Wait, that's good. I think I know that.
Shake man gum.
I swear we thought that we said that it was good.
Bro, the black cords are actually tough. I haven't got them on.
Shake man gum.
Shohei Otani again, bro.
Why is he just...
That's a good pull, but we're not looking for a good pull.
Chat, we're 20K deep. We're looking for a great pull.
We have only four minutes per...for that box.
I don't know if that's good. Get a zoom in on that.
Yeah, but how much does it know when it is if he doesn't text me I own God I would have went
Wait, so what is all these because there's two boxes
I said
It's really cool
Chris Bryant out of 99 is Chris Bryant good yet
You're all actually so fucking mad that we haven't gotten a minion or anything like that there
Like I'm not even trying to be funny
Is it sick in the head that I'd rather have a million than a one out of one
My next
We're actually getting rinsed everyone's gonna laugh at us, and we're just losing money. We just lost money
We got a Alex Rodriguez card
This is a sick game bro
I just want to see a minion on God. I just want to see a minion they can keep the shellhead card
I
Still watching the messy
These pro
I'm an attorney like so you don't mind you know right now by the way
We're fucked. I'm saying you know what fucked like I'm dead asses were actually fun
You know it's so sad man like I really thought like the one-on-one is cool, but I really purple purple purple
Owen Casey.
Does he have a file?
He's a 75 rookie card.
Oh nice.
Absolutely nothing in these packs.
Eat my ass, bro.
Scanned boxes.
Aware.
Oh nice, I got a blue.
Let's see what it is.
135 out of 150.
And then my auto.
Anthony Seigler.
Yes.
Someone in the chat said big auto incoming. Let's just pray, man.
Yes, ma'a, I want to see.
This is my other auto in the box, uh. Let's laugh it up, ready?
I'm just gonna speed run this.
You said Roman Anthony's a top cheese.
Right, Sal Stewart. I don't know who the fuck you are, Sal Stewart.
I don't know who the fuck you are. I'm about to just throw these fucking autos away
Who the fuck is South Stewart?
All right, here we go. I'm saying South Stewart's good. It's my auto, by the way
Who's it?
Dylan Dingler. The name is literally Dingleberry, bro. Francisco Lindore, New York Met, 7 out of 75 rookie Big Tiki.
It's not even a bad car, but who is Dylan Dingleberry, bro?
DDG Otto.
Another fucking dog shit, bro.
Another dog shit, bro. Like, they're just laughing at us losing, bro.
bro where's the meaning no no no no no no no focus focus focus please just do it
bro like y'all do it do it do it do it Christian Campbell red socks I'm just
I'm just looking at my own penis at this point.
Alright.
Why don't we just give Jason a sign of card and just say it's show hey bro.
Like.
Oh nice. 57 out of 75 Bobby.
Who the fuck is Bobby bro?
At least tell me that's worth like a million dollars.
I got his money in that little G.
And then he's got a player out of who's not even in the league anymore.
Yeah, kicked out the league.
Aver I got yobas on as Yoba Tomatoes
Yeah, let's just wrap this shit up the minion is hiding bro
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa?
Is that ripped cards? What is that?
Is there a nice car? What the fuck is this? Why is this in my pack? What is this?
We open up the other case
We open up the other case or do you do the big heads
I'm gonna help you though.
The big hits are here.
Chad, big hits for another case.
I mean, if you don't have time,
let's just do the big hits.
8.30.
Fuck, sure.
Do we have time on the other case?
How many packs are in a case? 10?
10 of these.
Fuck, we got the other case.
Are you sure? 10?
We got time.
Actually, don't fuck the line though.
So I give you the juice one?
I say we get the big ones, Ron.
Right here, the juicers?
I don't think the juicers.
Let's do it, we gotta open them.
Another case?
Yeah, I don't.
Yeah, if you want, you're fucking...
It's up to you.
Maybe I'll call you back for another year.
She's about to get fucking real.
All right, Chad.
There's a moment y'all been waiting for.
Here we have...
five break...
these are called breakers, right?
Is this $7,500 you're looking at?
Yeah, $7,500 right here. It's all hit cards almost
Listen if we pull the oh, I'm not kidding. I know we're trying to count them for this is $7,500. I know you better get something like
One pack
Not opening the scene
They see I see I see like four voting cards. Okay, okay, hold it like this
24 out of 199
Five out of 50 five out of 50 Blake
24 out of 50? What is that Brad?
Bradley Rodriguez.
Brad? It's not even Brad, it's Brad Gley.
Brad Gley Rodriguez.
G-Cars.
Oh my.
Who is fucking Cartoon D's?
Wait, is that number?
Is that number?
No, it's not.
Wait, check the back of it.
It's not, bro.
It's not.
Oh, nice.
The last four cars are just bullshit.
All right, well, that, so we want to do the math.
That's minus 1,500.
Let's see what I understand.
The skins card is not good. It's not good, bro
It's a shimmer doesn't matter. It's a fucking shit leave us 200 our car maybe
That's got some screw around saying I missed a one out of ten card
My mom Lacey, what is this?
What is this right here?
See I'm gone.
What is that? Why is there like a black surrounding?
What is that?
What does that mean?
I don't know.
Nobody's in that box?
I don't know.
What does it look like?
I don't know. It's like a black circle.
Perfect outline.
I mean there's no way I can find that.
I have a 10. Oh my god Ron.
Is that actually how it is?
That's what they're saying.
Oh man, this car isn't a fucking mess.
How long ago do you know at all?
Do we guess?
Well no, because these gels have a clue.
You know what we just missed?
I would have 10 calls.
Oh it is this!
What is he?
Joe.
Joey Ortiz?
Who's Joey Ortiz 10 out of 10? That was actually a good pose.
Who's Joey Ortiz?
He's a fuck. It's not showy.
Okay, I'll tell you, bro.
You're not keeping it 10 out of 10.
Alright, here we go. Yeah? You want to hold it?
Here you hold it.
Alright.
Andy Pages.
These are bullshit cards.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Not shit.
But that's more not to the Murakami.
Murakami's good.
Why is it black though?
I don't understand why it's black.
Is this good?
It's not number, it's nothing.
It's just black.
How is this worth $7,500?
I don't get it.
I'm not even kidding, actually, they lie.
You know, they're into some talk, right?
They're into KC.
Well, let's talk about it.
Shadow Edge.
Well, let's think about it.
Because the $300 is the other one.
How much is this one?
750, just leave it, pay for it and take it, it was under, it was under, 1 out of 10, who
is it?
Robert Suarez, fuck this one, Suarez is good, I'm pretty sure Suarez is a good player no?
Let's say hold that card, that's a working card, yeah it is a rookie card, it's a good
card.
Okay, anyone?
What was it?
It's 12 out of 75 Aussie Albeys.
We're getting into the auto sex.
Lacey, I'm not getting a C.M. in the black out.
I don't know, which is a one out of 10.
I'm pretty sure.
Green is 5th, 99.
75.
Just to let us 75 is a cool number.
KJ Weatherhole.
Oh my God, Lacey, that card's $1,500.
What card?
That black card.
Now this is a rookie door. Wait, hold on. Is it the light with a rainbow? Yeah, that's $1,500.
That's $1,500. You got a box back. You got a box back. Okay. Okay. Not bad. Not bad.
They're saying JJ's good also. We're giving you here. Okay, ready?
Four out of 10 Nathan Church. Is he good? That could be worth something. Oh, we're seeing a lot here.
Okay, Nate is Nathan church good chat JJ's good too, okay, so we've got some good cards. All right, ready
No
It's good find how do you find that ten out of ten gone?
No, that was kind of just luck.
Alright, I mean, fuck it bro.
Alright Chad, three more, everyone pray.
Bro, we need, like, I'm not gonna lie, we need like a 15 gig card.
Like, you need a Shohei sign one at a time or something.
I need some type of shohei.
Imagine the meaning just pops up.
Oh my god.
It's not gonna be anything about them.
Bro, there's no way we don't get like one Shohei.
That's like a signed Shohei.
Like, I'm gonna be careful with this number.
This one's banged here, bro.
Oh, please, bro, Shohei, be in here, dude.
Just stand your means.
Okay, I'm not even trying to be the guy bad news. I want to see a single color
The first card
First you cross like bull. He's the first three are bullshit in the back. They're a bullshit. All right, so this should be your first
Where's the number 75 60 out of 70
Stephen Kwan 54
Paul Skeets? Wait, that might be good. No number. Wait, what? How is there no number?
No number or auto? How is there no number on this? How is there no number?
They just put a base. They're saying that's a variation.
variation hollow image variation sure you think is that a sleep worthy oh should I
sleep this
Let's say that might be the case hit.
So this is my case hit.
Oh, you're in.
Wait, take it back though.
I hate you tall.
It's not even number, it's like just change, bro.
Oh, who's it?
No, it's not number.
Is Aaron Judge, though?
Why is it not number?
Wait, is it number?
No, it's not.
I know you're good, but like you don't understand, it's not number, it's like, they're saying
sleeve toly.
Is that a breaker exclusive?
Toly auto?
Where's the toly auto?
Where'd I put it?
I don't know.
Oh, fuck.
Is it under here?
Is it under here?
Here it is.
Sure, I'll sleeve it, unnumbered auto, bro.
There's literally about 10,000 of these in the world.
Skins card's $100.
Nice.
Oh Chad, here we go, the last two, unless you want to open the other ones after this.
You have a little.
Okay guys, if you're on YouTube right now, smash the button with your pinky, okay?
If you're on Twitch right now, smash the follow button or the sub button, it's absolutely
free.
This is a sad one.
Fucking evil cards bro.
Please just give us one thing to do right now.
By the way, for all this we could have gotten 400 Kaniyia combos.
This is a friendly reminder.
Alright.
Alright, so remember, the first three are kind of bullshit.
So one,
So after this should be a hit
One 12 out of 150
30 out of 75
Okay, we can't show that because they might show the thing I'm not kidding
Are you sure?
Do to receive a chrome listen autograph printing plates parallel
money that might be worth good money chrome legend autographed plink printing
plates parallel Juan Soto means how much money I don't know how do you how do
you read that how much dollar and it's probably gonna be a 10 out of 10 they
I gotta print it.
I would assume.
Yeah, it's true.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Be careful.
Sleeve it, sleeve it.
Sleeve it, sleeve it.
Honestly, put it in the topler too.
Sleeve it.
Put it in the seat.
That might be a max win by then.
That might be like a lot of money, Lacey.
Like no bulls.
That might be a lot of money.
You might have just paid for all the jumbos.
They're saying $400.
$400.
Oh my god, it's anything less than 5K is anti-contacted.
It's a one of one Juan Soto Chrome Legend autograph.
When I saw her dumpster car, you saw a peak at the top.
Holy shit.
That's all. I mean, these are the bullshit cars.
There's nothing left in here.
In 2024 tops Chrome update Juan Soto on a one of one sold for 79K.
Wait, so how are we spending that?
What do you guys do with your Ronald?
This one's his back, so I'll...
Okay, like, spend me $5,200.
How much is this? Oh, God, it's a...
Bernie Williams out of $100.
Is he good?
Juan Soto 101.
It's a metal printing plate, they're saying.
I don't know, is it?
2000... wait, I'm getting messages, hold on.
2019... okay, so 2019 Topscrum Soto 101.
All of this sold for $550
Was it like printing plate redemption card, I don't know I don't know the difference
It's gonna sell for $500?
There's actually no way
That might be that's okay. All right, maybe $500 or maybe ten bands
It's not the same though. It was a printing plate
I mean, the dungeon part is like, surely.
Wait, what is that?
A printing plate?
A printing plate parallel.
I don't know what a parallel means.
What does that mean, a printing plate parallel to a wall or something?
Printing plates are worth way less than normal cards, so I'll explain.
I'll get one.
I can call Elvis.
It's a cool collectible, but not worth a lot.
No, stop.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
It says it's an ultra-rimmer.
It's got hype as hell, bro.
This is the last one.
This is our last pack.
This is $35 a roll.
Look at that, it's our last pack.
Since I think you see, my one-on-one might be more and more.
And it's a random blare.
Yes.
All right, bro.
Let's hope that there's a show haste.
I mean, bro, all right.
We're going to start that.
Price has usually ranged from 150 to 500,
depending on the set year, car condition,
and whether it's featured in an autograph.
Well, it does feature an autograph.
I mean, yeah, so it's probably on the higher end of 500.
I won't sell it. It's a one-on-one Han Solo. No one else in the world will have it, but me.
Fuck you. I have a 101 combo stone.
Here are Blake's now. Hey, this is $7,500 we're looking at, bro.
It says there's only four plates made for an individual card. Black, cyan, magenta, and yellow.
So I guess whenever you redeem it, I guess they give you one of those.
What is that?
All right, so right after this should be a signature, bro.
Turn up, bro!
Oh, I got black.
Stephen Kwan.
Trying to take the knife.
We just spent $20,000 and I don't I genuinely don't like we didn't make anything back like
nothing wrong like 20 bands just down the train green
like our profit loss margin is we actually might have made like three bands back
I made like two and a half ends of one coin.
You probably made like 400 bucks.
Juan Soto, the 101.
You can tell your kids about that coin.
Oh, you kids, look at this Juan Soto 101.
Not like they made it in 2019.
Basically the exact same thing, just a different type of color.
I opened this with my friend, stablevernoto.
He was also a streamer.
Oh, daddy, that's cool.
How much did it cost?
$20,000.
Oh, that could have gone towards our college deposit.
Oh, but look, it's a cool car of 400 dollars.
I've never, I'm not gonna lie, no, it's not 400 dollars.
No, you wonder why it's not?
Because I'm the only one who has it.
It's a one of one, I set the market.
I know, but I don't know.
If anybody wants to buy my one of one chrome autographed
Juan Soto card, I'm selling it for 25 bands right now.
I actually don't know if there's any virus.
That city is worth the box, bro.
It's fucking hot.
Hey, bro, I mean, you got 10 minutes,
You got 10 minutes, do you want to open up the...
No.
You don't get that stuff.
You want me to open it?
I get something, I'll let you know.
Yeah, if you get the fuck in, if you get whatever...
Get a bag? I'm actually sure you can stay out of it, you know?
Because he's got it going, that's not bad.
I have to give you the...
You can use our bag if you want.
I don't see that.
Yeah.
Yo, bro, it could be worse.
Chad, it could be worse. Hacks or no?
Oh, I got a question for you.
What are you calling?
We could give this back to Doug, by the way.
He's the only owner. He's even given it back.
Wait a minute. I don't want to return it.
I don't care.
Andrew, listen, I made a payment today for $8,000 on my card.
It wasn't me.
Is there any way you could call the bank and charge back on that one?
wasn't me? That made it. I think my card's got like stolen or something. Okay, make something
up. I'll make a call to the machine. Lucas, it's me, Ron. I just want to say that I spent
about $5,200. I zellered it to one of my friends. He took my phone and zelled himself. I'm
I'm gonna need you on the, you got it already?
Okay, got it.
Thank you, Lucas.
Already, did he?
All right, all right.
Tell the gold students I said hi.
All right Lucas, I'll text you later, bye.
Like, what did I even get?
None of this is even worth going in my collection.
I quit opening cars, I'm not kidding.
Not a single minion.
Okay, do you wanna try to give these back
when we're called Doug?
I'll have Russell talk to Doug.
What do you want from Doug? Do you see boxes right here?
Yeah.
What's the difference in why I live inside this?
This was just a fucking waste.
I mean, my best card in here was a one-on-one Matt Olsen.
Who the fuck is Matt Olsen?
I don't know, Juan Soto.
Yeah, but he got Juan Soto, bro.
Um, we should probably leave these here sub-epsy if he was to come to take all this
I'm not even kidding. You probably come like
tomorrow
Drew can you just get all the autos that are here? Maybe
All right, so the D. Do you want me to do you want me to open you you want to try to get back?
Huh?
But what if the show hit me?
Well, I got offered and broke.
Hey, whatever we get out of this, I can just give it to you.
No, no, no, no, I'll send it back, send it back.
So imagine it's just in there.
Okay.
Are we all those?
No, we're sending them back.
I'll send them back.
I wasted $50,000.
It was bullshit.
I was fucking...
I'll send them back then, bro.
It's okay, guys.
It's not okay.
It's not okay.
It's not okay.
I don't think you guys understand.
They're saying the Otani's in there.
I'm not like...
I don't think...
If you win all your streams and make like $30 bucks,
you can make some making money back.
It's my money, though.
I'm putting the money up.
I don't think you guys understand.
What have you done to my back?
In the last six months, I'm not kidding.
I think I've opened over $150,000 worth of packs.
And the best card I got is a Wemby rookie out of five.
That's worth like me.
You just got a one-on-one.
Yeah, but I'm saying...
You can't literally make your own market.
I'm not kidding, my whole chat is saying they're all saying, they're all saying Xinchao.
I'm not going to lie.
If you want to split with me, we can open it, or you can open it, but I don't think it's
in there.
It would be $15 each.
Another $15 million.
Then he gave us that free case on top.
Another fifteen hundred?
Then he gave us that free case on top.
What does he make the cover of?
He's a crime, even though he makes three hundred cam a month off gambling.
I guess anybody wouldn't be upset if they just spent 20 bands on cards and don't pull
shit like it doesn't matter how much money that shit's depressing that shit's like who
cares doesn't matter if you make fucking two million dollars a month relax if you lose
20,000 you're gonna be upset it doesn't matter how much money you make why is he actually
so mad when you make so much imagine the people who spend their hard-earned money on these
cards and still don't get any sense bro you can't afford them why would you buy
the car dude's probably gonna gamble you get these shoes you saw the reality
no bro I must send you that 1500 you're gonna open them I'm doing this shit for
the people at home you're gonna have to get it tomorrow no bullshit I'm not
What do you mean?
Because Mazzell have a max of...
Yeah, I'll get it tomorrow.
You gotta remind me though.
I'll remind you tomorrow.
I'm taking this knife.
Alright, alright.
You got it.
That's fucking good, this bro.
I'm not kidding, Lays.
Let's fucking do this, yeah?
Alright.
Well, what's in here before I even open this?
Alright, I'm not gonna lie, no check.
What is this?
Chat permission to run a 180 to make my money
All right
Oh my god, there's so many oh my god, I'm like 40 minutes. Oh my god
I don't know what these are, but at least I'll have a case after this.
Fuck!
Nothing.
Fuck.
Okay.
Roms, you can put Ron opening the cards in like a small bottom corner cam so Jack can
see if he gets anything crazy.
I
Already the opening
Okay
Shout at scrim time
I'm in a hole now and I'm actually in a hole.
How am I supposed to talk to my ass?
Pro scrims for FNCS.
I can't be honest yo rums you can mute his audio
All right, I got a car.
I don't even know how to do it.
Chad, are you guys seeing?
Is that yo?
Oh my god, did I saw?
Yo, I'm not holding.
I thought this was a Yaniskin.
ON EVERYTHING I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YONNA SKIN WHEN I JUST SAW TO MY INVITORIAN FIRST PLANSE SECOND.
WHAT THE FUCK?
AM I TWEAKING?
I opened my inventory and I SWEAR TO GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YONNA ICON SKIN.
HOLY SHIT!
Turn on tourney settings and put in code
Chad if you guys were girls and you were 23 years old single and looking for love would
you guys have sex with me?
Wait, Ark are you there?
Yeah, hello?
Can you hear me now?
What's up brother?
How you doing man?
Oh, what's up man?
You ready for fucking heats dude?
Yeah, bro. I'm ready for these scrims.
Wait, do they know the rules, Drew?
Like, does everybody know that they are not allowed to land at Heatway besides us in Faxity?
She came with an emo?
What, emo?
No keying. If game does not have surge, no payout. $200 per win. Game time baby. Arc, listen.
Arc, you there? I want to let you know bro, you can ask my chat. I've been fucking grinding brother.
I've been fucking grinding. Bro, you were on 2k and then you were opening Pokemon.
month what yeah you were on 2k I saw that I was not on 2k hey what do you play
on 2k are you just like casual or do you actually put on okay I usually play
park but I'm gonna be honest park dies are you
uh I'm a 99 but park dies park dies three months after it comes out every
single year so it's literally no point in playing park ever and chat y'all know
Oh, that's facts.
But now, I'm gonna be honest.
I saw people flaming me in the Twitter column.
Someone said, Lacey's not real, bro.
No way he's just playing 2K against the computer.
Listen, dude, I don't know about you guys,
but when I get off stream, I want to relax.
I don't want to sweat.
I just want to enjoy a video game.
So yeah, I have a My NBA franchise
where it's just me versus the computer
on hall of fame difficulty.
I don't have to sit here fucking sweat too hard.
I just play against the computer.
The games are usually close.
And I watch like a Twitch stream on my second monitor
or I watch like a Netflix show.
And I just relax, kick back and play against the computer.
It's just chill, bro.
It's like, I'm still playing the game,
but I'm not sweating too hard.
I do the same shit when it's football season.
I do the same thing with Madden.
I play Madden completely.
like against the computer
Myth is tied how the fuck are they still play it's been five hours
47 to 47 he is so good when he's building i it's actually insane
What's going on chat so tifu came back
Oh
Holy ass
Wait
Fucking ass at this game, bro. It's out. Just like he needs code
It's out the winner. Oh, so close. Oh
Wait, how many people are playing we only have 84 in
Your improvement over the fucking 90 something session
Like you really you really hop back on the bike
Nah, yeah, bro
Tell me when to start
same here man all right all right
shout who nothing wins
like a myth had a nine kill lead he has to be like complete and utter dog shit
to sell this
you think if you gave any of them a 99 kill lead they would even kill you once
T4 myth? Yeah. No.
Yugi's calling me. Yo Yugi what's good bro?
I didn't get invited. Yes you did! Yo Yugi you can't invite me to a party
an hour and a half before it and then expect me to come, dude.
Can I get like a day, like can I not get like a day note,
a day notice at least?
Well, I know, but how am I supposed to even know that there's a party?
If you wasn't invited, don't ask to go.
All right, 48, let's go.
What time's the party start?
Yeah, it's time to switch it up.
It's time to switch it up.
I think we got to go like.
I'm playing, but I'm doing something super important.
Why are people backing out of the queue?
Little chat wants us to switch it up with.
Revolver?
OK, come on.
Later, come later.
Come in a little bit, OK?
Jason said on his stream yesterday
that he was going to a party.
What were they saying?
He did.
He called Deagle.
So you knew there was a party since yesterday?
And last time when you were drunk you told me you were going to invite me, bro.
See, where's that?
You don't need any invitation.
Just come later, okay?
I'll be waiting for you.
Okay.
I'm going to that shit, bro.
Like, I can't, like, I can't.
like I can't like I brother how you gonna invite me to a party basically like
double an hour before let's go let's go it's been an honor
Oh my god, it's gonna win.
Wait, it's gonna win.
It's gonna win.
It's gonna win.
Let's go.
I mean, it could be.
It's not a win.
It's never over.
It's not over till the fat lady sings, man.
Let's go.
Oh my god.
Is it gonna be a 49-49 script or is myth gonna beat him right here?
Oh no bro, fuck me FL.
The last fucking one bro.
No shot.
Oh my god, they're scripting it.
Oh my god, it's a script.
He's not even trying to build
I guess chat
Like you guys think I'm dumb you guys think I don't know that Ron just told you guys to come in and say that
The all thing that I don't know Ron by now
I'm not gonna get on that
I'm not gonna get on that
Yeah, Ron's been my best friend for three years.
Do you guys think I don't know him?
Like I can see on my second monitor
Ron smacking his ass, bro.
Like...
Like what?
Arc, what do you think I could start?
You guys are insane, bro.
I was bro.
I don't know.
Holy fuck.
What the fuck?
Yo, good shot man, that was incredible.
Fuck.
Yo, that was fucking nasty.
I'm gonna fucking lock in it.
No, that was fucking nasty.
Yo, that was like all heady.
Do you think this is scripted arc that's 1v1 or not?
Bro, if I was in my wood, Bro, I would no guess as hard as possible.
Oh my god, fuck.
I
Bro, how'd you lose to Jace J shock I saw that bro was like on Twitter
Yeah, cuz I felt bad and he wanted to bloom battle me and he had an AR and I had a SMG
So he obviously wins long range on controller
Oh nice 74 players in the queue now like yo mucka like
I'm going up through brother, I'm going up through brother!
I kind of want to watch the end of this though.
You'll have time bro.
You're starting to get so slow.
Oh yeah you can start it now.
I kind of want to just see, do you see, do you see.
Here we go chat, first game of scrims, focus.
I
Bro we gotta win a game I actually like last time we were
I'll get you. Alright, so we're landing this side.
Faxity in south or landing other side, right? Yeah. Okay. And we're getting duck game.
Yes. I'm not gonna lie. Are we fighting for duck game?
Yeah, we're getting it. And if they try to fight us for, are we
fighting them? Yeah.
I don't even see them.
Yeah
Where are they I see them I think it a little search on them there
55
What
That's seriously worried about Sanyin.
I forgot to turn it off a little bit.
the
she's the one that looked like the the sprite you got with your icons kids
I don't know what it was meaning for it
t-fool one, they're not doing best, they're not doing best at anything, what?
Oh
Nick is some cheeks, bro
Nick is some cheeks, bro. How do you blow a night you'll lead? Oh my god
I don't want to go shock over and deduct him out of six shots.
Yeah, I'm already on him.
Okay, man.
So, how does your team on our hill still have bad luck at the time?
It's a pretty striker, I mean.
How are they always...
Well, their loot has to be shipped if they're not on our hill.
Yeah, I know.
Is that what you want, that hill, or is he...
Yeah, yeah, they're shooting you.
Oh, they're going to be annoying as fuck when we're trying to leave here, though.
Yeah, no, they're not having that in use now.
Should we establish our dominance now?
No, we already have it.
you can go box up on the other one
I have that game in there
your keyboard is so loud
oh I just can't hear my audio
I can take it back
now you're good
it's probably because you have the noise suppression off
Little Ducky, come!
Come here, Little Ducky!
Woo!
Hold on now.
What's that doof?
What's that dude?
Arc, I have a vault key.
You won't open the vault.
I bet.
I'm gonna buy Chug Jugs.
There's one more you can buy.
Yeah, I could buy it.
I have a two thousand gold.
Oh yeah, they're annoying as fuck.
They're just staring at us.
six shops on me if you want I do you have six
I should probably carry AR, yeah?
Yeah.
I think I hear someone lurking. Could be tripping.
Be careful then.
I hope we win a game, but you know how to stand on that beat.
you know if we win a game like we auto-call right like you know I can't be up anymore yeah it's just
if you win a game you're auto-called so that'd be like crazy bro even if you have to go down
Yeah, bro, I'll sell the clutch of the 1HP redone it.
Yeah.
Ready for on them?
Bro, they just like really are stupid.
Dumb, bro.
I don't know what they're doing.
Oh my god.
Tifu won?
There's a team behind us in the zone.
Yeah, a team on the vending as well.
We hope you gotta get out of here, but like it's so tough.
here follow me okay I'm gonna start doing I don't know if this team's so up
there
wow
they're gonna be annoying I'm gonna shock us this way and then go under the
bridge ready just get under the bridge nice bro another camera you see us just
the hill
well they're just looking at me the whole game
I mean there's just so many search bases
no it's the same team
I don't know why they're doing that though
like i'm we should just key them next time
if you like the hill you're chillin
I have no word.
Watch out from the team up there, you gotta build.
Okay.
Oh my god, oh wow, you're just staring.
nice I want to try getting up
come
Holy fucking Serge bases sonnion
Wait a minute, chat, I'm gonna have a lacy play.
So they may want to give me 50 subs to hit 18k.
I'm looking for Serger in the Ark, but there's a whole lot of nothing dude.
Yeah, nah, it's good that everyone really pulled.
We just need to get some damage, bro.
That's not bad.
Not good, though.
I mean, I just, there's nobody.
Wait
And they're gonna have to rotate
Yeah, take this
I don't they are fighting
Maybe we'll get tags on the team west, they just opened an airdrop.
Okay, way like...
I'm gonna wait like 10 more seconds, if they don't go, we should probably rotate.
Right there, darling?
What?
20?
48!
Guys, okay, let's just go. Come.
I'm gonna shock us off this hill, ready?
Okay.
Shocked you, I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got Tango 20 in here.
I think you can shock me if you have to.
We have a lot.
64 below, not good.
Here, my shock is in.
Ready?
Ready?
Show.
Box up, box up.
Come.
Nice.
Okay, all we need is just a little damage.
I'm sure someone's rotating somewhere, right?
How's that nothing, bro?
There's nobody rotating behind us.
you might miss
does any team come in right here?
is any of us coming in?
yup
no way
this team is greets us
what we do here is aim at the middle of the house
already?
what if I'm white?
this could be a buff
we just need a little bit more and we're good
yeah, I'm looking
We're getting hit. What's the time people? 30? 70? Okay, we're good.
We're passing a little bit of speed.
Honey.
Come to me. We gotta go that way. You gotta edit the one. We gotta go under the bridge. Ready?
Okay.
You see me?
He's going this way.
He's going under the bridge.
I'm good, we just need a shot.
Watch, watch.
Anything?
That is.
What are we talking about, honey?
I'm good, I'm good.
Cat rematch out.
I'm good, I'm good.
Cat rematch out.
I'm good, I'm good.
Cat rematch out.
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good, I'm good, capture mats out.
Here, do you have chocks?
Yeah, I do, I do, I do.
What's up, solo-chock yourself, okay?
Okay.
Solo-chock it, follow me.
You see me?
I'm here, we're two.
I'm five.
Can I get on you?
All right.
Holy dude.
I have good mask i have 50 hearts
I have 160 chunk
I have 50 AR in the left
Oh my god
Another max pool huh?
Wait this isn't even bad if we go all the way left right now
Are you ready?
Let's go let's go let's go let's go
This one this one
Ready? Go
I told this way all the way all the way it's so free
build them off you guys right now plod your air
see you
it's all good you can use as many masses you want we'll get a kill
I'm 5-0-2
5-0-2 is fine
do you need shots I have 5
I have 3 I'm good
you take 2
I got it I'm pop up five
They're running up in it
It comes up jump jump
We got it. We got a shock over this is cheese. I'll be careful. I'm getting it
I'm running right here. I'm running right here. I lost always hey
You're there Matt. Yeah, I'm chillin I'm pop five
We're gonna go down here.
Wait, look right here.
I'm gonna shock us for a bit.
Run across, huh?
I'm holding cross, we're killing them.
Wait, look right here.
I'm five four hundred one sixty nine
Okay
Here I'm a little shocked at us first
I'm actually shocked at you
Okay
Both parts up
Run through run through run through
I'm pausing pausing right here
Run run run run run run
Run run run run run run run
Run run run run run run run run
We gotta go up we gotta go up
Run run run run run run run run run
You see me? I'm all the way through
through. Nice from your front. I'm going down one more. I only have one now.
Okay, can you take one minute? I'm going down. I'm going down. Don't get separated.
I've set the builds.
Okay, I'll get here.
Three, two, one.
I still you.
I got it, I got it.
Get any?
Go.
Let's play trucks together.
Let me up for you.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
It's a wall already.
I did it.
Oh my god
I live I live
I'm on low ground with a hundred look
That
one
of the
one of the
They win, they win.
OHHHHHH!
Send new color in my name.
I don't even know who won that game.
I've seen Sniper IP dude place top 15 in central before.
How the fuck he get in the game then?
Is he at RE?
Facts that he left the game by accident?
How do you even do that?
I'm talking about watch parties and content first,
because this obviously isn't my gig or my real thing.
doing this on the side for fun, bro.
Wait, I got caught, I got caught.
I'm running up, I'm running up, I'm running up.
He's having a temper tantrum right now?
Wait, why? I'm actually having a temper tantrum.
He misclicked left the game
Still God fags he misclicked left the game
How do you even do that?
How many more bits do you just go dead broke and realize that you can't survive anymore
and you're going to live under the Las Vegas bridge?
Is anybody have a clip someone said clip of him leaving games
What is he talking about
I
Oh my god, wait, do you have the clip art bro?
I'm gonna take your VIP. Type up and fucking random.
That a VIP. I don't know. Fuck the Michael I like.
What? Wait, I backed out!
Yo, I think I'll switch on you so fast, yo.
How did you even do that?
I'm gonna play with someone else.
You're actually hateful.
Don't talk to me like that.
I love playing this game.
Yo, it sounds like I was pissed.
These kids don't understand respect genuinely.
Thank you, Tiffy. I appreciate the thousand respect.
Yo, how does that even...
I mean, like, crazies will not apologize sincerely and all that.
I'll never be able to chat.
Bro, how do you do that?
That's funny.
Yeah, it won't be.
You said that?
Oh, wait.
We already have 86 and Q.
Wait, when do I start?
Let's go.
or no.
Say, oh, God, these are the new Tops Chrome Basketball.
Wait.
Fuck.
I'll snow you back to hell, bro.
Fuck
I'll snow you back down, bro
Minions NBA reimagined NBA starts as minion inspired characters
No, I just wasted my money on a basketball run
Good news brother look Ron
Minions basketball comes out August 6th you can get a curry minion a shea minion
Yolkich Minion dude.
What are the good news or bad news?
The good news.
The good news is, if you know Wilbert Robbingston,
I've got three autos in my mind.
The bad news is, you're $1,500.
You might as well just go burn it.
It's actually on, it's on.
It's nothing.
You want these both cases?
Oh, no, you can go over to the mini ones. There's about 800 of them and apparently you can't even get the show
So, you know what you can do? You enjoy your $500
You got the soda card though. Oh, it's a fucking $400 soda card, you dumb bitch
it's all good cuz they're thank god there's five games so well no see that's
that's why we screwed that's that's why we screwed bro that's still a really
good game is it yeah that's a good game that's like 45 points two of those and
you call two of those games that we call from call to call in a grand like a
hundred and eight points
I think we should try to reverse psychology to lobby on some day what do you mean everybody's
gonna be like oh let's let's try to just get 108 points let's try to play super like
pass the dragon you should just key and fight everyone yeah that's i'm down
I'm sure one of you guys stopped on that.
More shocks right here.
Ooh, max win.
Those barrels down here are falling again.
So if we don't call
Yeah, and how what top get lcq you got a win a game in finals in the same lobby
How many games are there three
Yeah, lcq is hard for like
It's not gonna get telly keel boy
Well, we'll win
No, I'm gonna spend a fucking team on the hill. I hate them
I feel so bad for South GoPro, poor guy.
Wait so what exactly happened?
Um, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, this is like a crazy story.
So he, he's like, actually tweeted that he was gonna pay some of the play and then he
took the offer.
At the start, I think it was like 15k or like 10k, right?
But school went in fact to his call and convinced him to pay less.
What?
So now he's only getting 5k.
And actually snaked him last second as well, because he didn't want to pay 5k.
But then he fell bad.
Now they have to play
Like it's all so sad
Faxity for mess
Yeah
What if you do ducking yet? Yeah, I already got it off
Anything I need or not there's really nothing
thing. This one's one of the worst ones.
You gotta go pump it right? Yeah.
What about any extra gold to get a shotgun though?
I have 600 for you.
Yeah, how much do you have left? 300.
Alright, buy some shocks. Just one stack.
I have six as well nice but let's go game come off this team over here we have to win
you just told me to get a spray
23.
I'm at bitch, fuck you.
You need seriously L.
Chad, who remembers the seriously L trend?
Bro, oh my god.
Watch out for that team in the middle.
Yeah, if you run, I'm gonna bait one out and hit him.
Okay, bet. Here, I'mma bait him.
He's out peeking right now.
They don't seem to carry.
Dude.
I actually hate people that play like this, bro.
Better match than I was last game.
Bax.
Yeah, my mats are not bad at all.
It's just like, look around, there's just towers everywhere, you know.
Geesh.
They're just trying to run, and if they peek us, then just build.
I mean they're in zone, I don't understand this.
Do you need metal?
Hold on, no.
I'll get a little bit just to cap out a little bit.
Is this FNCS metal or is that FNCS?
FNCS on Sunday.
This is practice, pro practice.
I might have a little ACP down here.
Let's go. I'm not seeing enough movement.
You got good heals? I got two chug jugs.
Chug jug two makes. Nice. Looks good.
on the other hand, not looking good.
I have three positive damage in this game.
I mean everyone's terrible, and he's...
We'll get a surge.
This is a free rotate.
for this team is just gonna sit up here and then hit the TP late wait come with
We got time to them. You're at it this wall?
Yep.
Ready? Go.
One under the bridge.
Nice.
Just keep going.
Oh, I got Dima back.
I got a box.
I got a box.
I got a box.
I got a hit for AD.
I hit this wall. I'm gonna shock us. Probably not even that far, but we can stop and tank
at least.
Can't run into the P.O.I.
Still here.
Oh my god, bro.
Can he get into the tunnel?
Yeah, we've got milked.
We're gonna have to get in some of the box.
We're gonna have to get in some of the box.
I still don't even have a fucking striker.
I'm getting a Sarge, nah we'll be fine the only way if it pulls far we just jump on someone
just looking at me just gonna stare that by everyone you have a shot to you yeah
60 80 good damage right there I'm trying to go below
Oh, I'm gonna shock us right now. Ready?
Watch your back. Two under below.
It's just fries, bro.
Yes, he's got a gun. We gotta get a kill.
I got him.
There.
100
Central White
2
Central White, Central White
Fuck Air Max
That is
Nice to see you
That is, come on, come on
Watch out, watch out, watch out, it's on the wall
I got it all, we got a shot, we got a solo shot again
Okay, okay, okay
Ooh
I'm good if you get sick, I'm good.
I don't know, jeez.
Surprise, bro.
I'm gonna look for damage, but...
100? Nice, we're buffed. Oh my god.
I
Come on come on come on come on
This job
200 below
do there I drop into his box he edited the floor and I fell what I'm actually
might not sure these I killed this chap
of
oh my god he's dead man nice oh my god you're so good
oh my god
I need that drop bro can I get that drop some health
Oh my god!
The lobby's looking at us the entire game!
I need to see this right now.
Yeah, I don't have replays on it, can you check?
Check what?
On our hill, who it is.
Yeah.
So I'm not putting delay on it.
I dropped into Arc's box, and he tried to edit.
He edited his ramp at the exact same time I dropped,
and it dropped me into another team's box.
That's literally just terrible timing.
it's
unworthy of it
bro we're just keying them I don't even care
who are they like who
Do you know who they are?
Not a randoms.
Who's his teammate?
Where's his teammate?
Wait, what?
Where's his teammate?
I am pressing h2 return do not see the thing switching
This teammate's TB20.
Who the fuck are these guys?
The other guy has 30k earned.
Oh, the other guy has 30k earned.
His name doesn't matter.
His name is Raze.
Have you heard of him?
Yeah, he used to play a while ago. Like he used to be good a while ago. Like back in the day.
It's back city life.
Did he leave the game again?
Oh, he's doing a sponsor.
Anyone watching the West games?
Now 57 HP for Lacy.
What do you want to get for that choke run off, Ark?
Into that active surge at this point.
Facts of the way that kill on the kill feed.
On a Krish.
Okay, come on, Ark, he's going to get it, Jack.
I have full faith in Ark.
He's going to get that surge back up.
As long as Lacy just doesn't go down here, there's the big shot from Arc up to 10 to above.
Look at how your shitting on that big recovery from Arc there.
Lacy is completely out of heels.
As long as you get out of Arc, it's fine.
Like our game is fully like we're playing it good if it's just team on the hill.
It's so fast.
Like I don't even care we're just keying them.
We're 30 above, refresh and Arc, 102 builds.
I don't know who they think they are.
Lacy dead bill on the side Arc, gonna have to maybe drop down as the red as possible
and Lacy, it's not gonna be possible.
Lacey, get out of the game now. I don't think there'll be any chance for a reboot.
This does bring them again below insert.
He's like in the game in general.
He's down below.
If he goes in the middle of the game, what's up, goat?
How am I so far behind?
Wait, what?
He's like in the game in general.
That's not what I clip, son.
That's not what I clip, son.
30 above. Refresh your arc. How do you build?
You should have jumped out of the box. Arc placed a wall. What do you mean?
Look!
There's 30 above.
There's 30 above.
Refreshing arc, why don't you do this?
It's so fast.
She is like, it's just terrible timing.
fast oh yeah wow like you flip the ramp and flip the ramp I fell down the hill at the exact same
time and then you instantly place the wall to block yourself and then I got stuck in the box
lacy dead bill on the side are gonna have to be dropped I mean the other thing different maybe
not going up but like it's kind of hindsight yeah I mean I could have just edit it out but I didn't
know was your I didn't know you placed the wall that's why I broke up because I thought I was I
I thought a team box me.
Yo J-bers, you're dead 28 years old,
just got off a Dornash shift where you made maybe $35
on the entire day and you're sitting in my chat
trying to rage me, bro.
You have way worse things in your life to worry about
than typing in a Twitch chat to rage me
about Fortnite, bro.
You're a door-assher that gets $2 tips to deliver someone with their McDonald's.
Code, jury code.
Rage page?
That's my point is like, you have a lot more in life that you should be worrying about
than rage that you need.
You know what I'm saying?
Like you're 28, you still live with your parents.
Like you live in the bedroom that you lived in when you were 13.
It's been 28 years and you've been living in the same room.
You've made zero progress in life.
And you door dash all day with my stream pulled up, probably sitting on your dash cam, get
$1 or $2 tip every year in there and then you get home and instead of trying to do anything
productive you rage bait in my chat.
Do you not see the problem here?
Should I be naked Batman?
My skins are ass.
So what skin would you guys like to see me wear then?
My skins are ass, what skin would you guys like to see me wear?
Dave the diver.
I'm not wearing Dave the diver in game.
Yeah, Drew, I have star button by the way.
Let me know when to start it.
Oh, USR button?
Yeah.
handle meniscus tear and you had a possible meniscus tear I had a bucket
handle meniscus tear and a fully torn ACL you fucking retard you can't have an
opinion bro you can't have an opinion we are not in the same boat telling me I
What I do and don't need to be in fucking moron stick to watching football and eating beans on toast
Racism, okay, I didn't know I didn't know England was erased bro. I didn't know England was erased. I was had a racism
So England is a race
You can be racist to nationality.
England is not a nationality, nod your two more, two more, two more.
Being from England is not a race, you idiots.
It's called xenophobia.
What does that even mean bro? It's not even a real thing
Stands are speculating there's beef between silky and lucky
I'm not gonna lie. I thought the same shit. I thought the same shit. Yeah, I saw clip leveled say core can make it
Check my schedule. I'm free that day. I'm free. I didn't get the invite either.
Nobody told me a date. I started it, bro. I think it might be bugged.
He's not a diva. He's a demon. I texted him. It's horrible business.
You're hurt. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I could still participate somehow, bro.
I could still participate. I could be a ref. I could be a water boy.
I could just roll around and talk to the teams.
I could just be there watching to support.
I didn't even get invited.
Is it bugged?
I think so.
I think it's bugged.
Pin? What mod pinned it? Okay, but...
You ever have to re-queue, Gege?
Masculine lesbian discovers anger. Like what happened to Lacey Appreciation Day? How did
this just turn into a Lacey hate day? How does this even happen?
it's the 25th now we can be mean uh no maybe for you guys it is but for me it's not for
me it's still the same day fucking Dunlards holy shit that pissed me off fuck off
I don't know maybe losing $20,000 then is an idea to thought.
This is all I hear when you talk
So like I just don't understand like it was lacy appreciation of the entire day and as soon as it hits midnight
The chat starts just like being so mean so rude so disrespectful
Sending me pig noises
Typing pig emotes in the chat calling me fat telling me I'm a masculine lesbian
being like I just don't understand y'all were so nice the whole day and as soon as it hits
that you want to turn into the devils.
Don't tell me to oink for you.
You don't under- I have fucking-
Danny Aaron's telling me I have a fake injury when I have surgery in a week.
Yeah nice bro.
Fucking idiot.
You can start talking about start how about I take my booty I put it on your face in that
Fart. Talking to the chat by the way and not talking to Archie is 16. Okay. I was not saying
that to Arch, but probably you guys are weird.
What'd you say? I didn't even hear you. You were muted. What'd you say?
I said I'm a... I didn't say anything, bro. I wasn't talking to you.
I said talking about start I'm gonna put my booty on your face, and I'm a fart and the chat said he's 16
But I wasn't I was just spitting like a bar in general. I wasn't talking about farting on your face
The internet doesn't delete brother fuck you
Yo, what was bro was on your screen? What was it?
What was it dude?
Oh my god bro.
What was it?
Nothing bro.
Wait why can't I see up Olivia Rodrigo's skirt?
Bro that's crazy.
How did he even do that?
I'm a pervert, I'm a pervert, that's four nights out of this thing for you. Nice.
Yeah, bro, I just can't win. Wait.
Someone landed on us, Ark.
Oh, it's Salko. Wait, on us?
I mean...
What are you talking about?
I just got hit for 30.
Oh, you got hit by Salko.
Oh, okay, okay, we're gonna fight.
Oh, you tagged him up!
Well, I didn't!
Game one!
You gotta get in here.
Miss!
Miss!
Thank you for the raid!
W raid!
W miss!
Miss, thank you for the raid, bud.
I don't know what to do with this.
I don't have chest builds.
Fuck it bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro, you guys need this fucking grants a lot more than
I do.
I'll fight for this in every game, I don't care.
I mean like what goes through their head bro, they're not gonna win if they do this.
Respectfully this is their live video chat. I don't need this
Are you just gonna sit here and do nothing yes they are
Do they think this strategy is gonna work in heats for them
bro I'm down to sit here I do not care no no we're this team deserves nothing
bro we can always go back to he way whatever we want this team can't do
anything
what are you doing you're picking both your games I don't care I'll do this in
heats to oh god I will
Wow, I'll see you here.
Come here.
I mean, we griefed them, they can't get the hill anymore, ready?
Fuck you.
Oh, fuck, arch.
third game's over and we're still chilling man let's go dude
we'll get that game? yeah come on my kids
Your shambles? Yeah, at least I hope you lie. We're good.
What the fuck?
of
how much is it for
yeah nice we have way more damage than they have on us
definitely shambles on that stuff
yeah just farm
farm in zone
is there anything I could do? over there? no
um there's just a big pot
you got make it though right?
Oh yeah, two of them.
That was me.
Yeah.
This guy here meant a lot.
I switched to the shocker.
No, you have meds, right?
Yeah, I switched to the shocker.
I'm not gonna lie.
I thought I had bandages.
I have 500 gold ones.
I have to combine two more chugs.
I'm only holding one though.
I'm gonna hold the other one.
You got my shocks?
Yeah, how many do you have?
There's two right now.
Oh, there's still one left.
I'm still up there.
These kids are actually so dumb.
Do they not want to like fall?
How much gold do you have, you said?
Do you buy extra big car or no?
Yeah, let's get my arm.
Remember, I never won, mate.
I have two.
I threw a steal on the hill.
Oh, they were lost, patting, weren't they?
Out of the patting. Oh, my God, shooting if you can.
19.
like this bot probably be spawned, no?
wait, i'm lowkey thinking i'm miffed
imma try it out
um, got me a medkit in the middle of this
okay, lets start growing
hey, they flocked up in this lobby giving lacy a gold pump chat
shit
You can pop a med
Oh, I get another big nice
You guys are going
you have any wife you're not right I don't think it's going to throw to you
I have 150 bullets I have 1.5k let's go to the teleporter over here
I don't know who this is you're gonna have to go back and read
It's just... racks.
Oh yeah, it's re-mations.
Oh, wow.
Got the meds?
I don't even have enough gold to get you.
You got my card.
Probably got to go to battle with I mean, I don't know what you do here. Fuck you fries. It's not to be a cheat stick as well
I'm just gonna hope I can get you a fucking battle with it. Yeah
That's even he's shattered up
and
this is the
no so why are they playing and fighting us in storm
you gotta go reburne zone bro i think
Okay
I'm like bro
Was it an E doll
His name was It's E-Dog.
Let's just, what do I see?
Brother, he is not even, he didn't even play.
Like why is he playing sprints?
she's not even dead one
how are they even in
how did he get in the game
I don't understand how he got in
host these people are gonna leak code I'm literally putting up hundreds of
dollars in my own money for these West kids to fucking play in their leaking
go to their friends to grief me it's just so cringe yeah he's not even in the
screen server how does he even get in it doesn't make sense I'm not paying out
okay enough like I'll pay out the first two years I'm not paying back enough like
I'm doing this out of the kindness to run screams for the region and they're
Leaking codes to their friends to key me into them.
I don't have to, I don't have to spend my money.
You should go and replay the series playing with them.
No, I'm an Adam. What was it, Hank?
It's E-Dog with the smiley face.
Touch Neo FB.
I don't even know if that's his teammate.
Yeah, this
It's just weird, bro.
That's freaking out, dude.
Yeah, at least get this little fucking drop of cloud.
I'm just not going to host these scrims anymore if they're going to leak the code to random people.
You're mad because you died? No, I'm mad because I'm putting up money out of my own pocket
to host games for practice for West when nobody else does it and
Everyone looks at West like a shit region and like a joke and for the first season ever
West has had great viewership in fortnight
People actually care about West competitive fortnight of putting money up out of my own pocket to host these games
and try to give the West community a chance to scrim and
And get money and they want to leak the code of their friends to come key me and storm and grief the shrimps
It's cringe it's weird it's just weird activity
Like these players sit here and they'll play six hours of a solo cash cup to win a hundred dollars
I'm giving a hundred dollars per player per one screen game
And they'd rather ruin it by leaking a code to their friends, it's just, it's like...
Yeah, you want to know the crazy thing?
No.
Okay, look at this.
This is the same kid by the way.
For what?
Bro, just look at that.
That was for heat.
I'm going to go back to my room and talk to you about something that I've never seen before.
I'm going to talk to you about something that I've never seen before.
one more now I'm gonna not run anymore not gonna waste my money
Thank you.
Go to the party? Yeah, let me go to a fucking party, bro. Let me go to a party, dude. Yeah,
I just got fully stream sniped and stormed by kids that didn't even make heaths, not
putting up my money for these games anymore.
I'm gonna be at K-Song set up.
Wager is the game over.
Loki could run one more.
So I can greet those kids on the hill and get off.
Drew?
Am I fucking nutted?
He's probably going live right now, he's probably changing his title.
He's probably going live right now, he's probably changing his title, yo, you just typed title
in the wrong chat bro.
Who's chat am I in?
So I'm going to start out asking you a question and you're more worried about changing your title so you can go live
Talking about is the gay is the scrim game over
Is it over though
In the discord you said that
Okay, fuck it, it's fine.
Are you doing another or no?
No, it's fine.
Okay.
Let's do Drew, as soon as I said that,
went to change his title.
Drew wants to be a streamer, bro.
Drew's gonna be a streamer.
I mean, I'm not sure.
We are treating people will play
scrims tomorrow if I was there.
No.
Tomorrow's heats.
I know.
Yeah, probably not.
Well, I mean, this is sad, bro.
Like, this is how it goes.
I mean, the one end game we played,
we got what top like 10th?
Yeah.
I mean, we'll be fine for what
stay just go on it every time yeah we might as well
I'll see you on Sunday brother
alright bro, do these
play tokes notch and I'm gonna burn fire and dirt
headset then bro okay I'm a little bit of headsets there oh I'm trying to think oh wait
look alive bro can't believe I got a fucking rinse like not a single pool today it's just so annoying
like fuck
So stupid, not a sick.
There's just no way I don't get a minion or no ton.
No, I'm actually done opening packs after the top scroll minion NBA. I'm done after that, bro
I'm genuinely done after that
You really got peer pressured by chat to spending 20 bands on cardboard
Is there any more info on the NBA minion packs?
Dude, how did we not get a single one, bro?
These are so cool
Ooh.
Does it say how many there are?
Look, there's 200 air and judge minion cards.
Okay, what about the NBA ones?
It's going to be so expensive.
How much is a box of 2026 NBA tops chrome?
1300 for premium hobby boxes, dude.
Boy, thank you for the 5 gifted bro.
not going to the party no I'm not going to a party if you would have told me
about it yesterday I would have went
I'm not wheelchairing around at a party after I just streamed for 10 hours.
I got told about the party an hour ago.
If my fuck is one of me at the party, I would have been known like Silky and Jason knew.
I'm not a hop off bro, I'm not a hop off chat, tomorrow's stream is sleepover with
Jay shock.
Everybody's pulling up.
I think J-Shock is going to be here so we're going to do, J-Shock will be at the core
outs for the first time.
Braden is going to pull up I'm pretty sure.
Rod Dogg, Moon is going to pull up.
Nick Naircena is going to pull up.
I don't know who else is going to be here but I'm going to see if anybody else wants
to pull up but tomorrow is going to be a sleepover stream.
So it's going to be a long one.
I'll probably go live a little later on in the day and then I'll be live throughout the
entire night.
So I'll be live, like, all night, um, and then on Sunday, I'll end in the morning and we'll have heats.
I'll go regal live later that day for heats.
That case on set up.
Hmm, how am I going to do this?
I'll figure it out.
I'll figure it out.
I'll figure it out.
I'll figure it out.
I'll figure it out.
But I chat.
Everybody join the Twitter community.
I'll be live a little later tomorrow solo. We the ones thank you so much for the five gifted brown streamer j. Shock tomorrow
So make sure all of you guys are there. It's gonna be a movie tomorrow night. It's gonna be a lot of fun
Everybody's pulling up. It's gonna be a good time
She said she
I'm out
Give him a fat shot, back at him they back
Yo ho, get slayed, y'all, tryna get saved, y'all
Who am I to hate, y'all?
Just wanna get paid, get my home
Red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red
I do gravity above, it's a farce, before the bars
When I flow, can't be trippin' up that money
Baby, head and nigga go, gotta get used to this type of service
Trappin' through the back door, I just put a beat to it
And I got another nigga ho
I just put your bitch on another bitch and hit him both
All of a sudden, he a friend, when I seen that bitch of toes
When she want attention, she disguise it as a post
I forget to mention, she was mine before she yo
She gon' need the Gucci like she can't
All we do is fuck, we don't gon' bitch
I know some young thug golds in their laces
She just want to pop a pill and go to space
I do gravity abo-