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10-06-2024 · 8h 09m
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It's like always
In the motherfucking chat
She here oh shit. I'm scared
Like my horse have to stay in my room. Yeah, yo, can we creep in this fucking space like up in the can
Everybody's saying I look like a dehydrated horse, bro
Do me as fuck with like horses? Yeah, I'm gonna make it down
I'ma get down.
I'ma get down from right here?
Yeah.
I expect you better go.
Eat that.
Yo Chet, what we reactin' to today Chet?
Twisty.
Why I go to shit with CG?
I don't know, let me not get behind this bitch.
Yeah, yeah, let's go.
Yeah.
Come on.
You got more carrots?
Oh my God.
Baby, you shut it.
Why am I gonna be twins, bro?
I don't go like a horse nigga.
Nah, Phenom, if you sit on that motherfucker,
I said him.
I ain't gonna lie, Phenom.
I'ma be your man, bro, okay?
Have you get him?
Yeah, you can get on him.
All right, let's see Phenom.
Oh shit.
You got to be very careful okay you gonna go you gotta put your left leg on that bumper then you're gonna swing. I got some red depth redemption shit alright.
Alright you gonna just swing on that bitch okay.
Well, get it be calm bro. I'm nervous
Unless you know like apples, I ain't no last-minute like apples bruh. I feel her
Yo, she be good for grills
No, no, no cute skills. Yo chat. Should we get yo chat? Do we get sparkle some grills, bro?
Loki though. I don't eat on that. Loki. I'm getting on. All right, wait. All right, man
All right, left foot in there and your swing up, okay?
Be careful bruh for all die
Alright, I got you. Alright, one, two, oh!
Okay, why are you that motherfucker?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I got you!
I got you!
I got you!
I got you!
Don't worry about it!
Okay, okay, I got you right now.
Hold on.
Let me go to my, let me go right here.
Check it already, check!
Yeah, hold on, I got you right now.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Let me go.
This is like fire, shit.
I got you, bruh.
I got you, nigga.
I got you.
Don't worry about it.
You ready?
I'm ready.
Oh, is that two?
Wait, that's fun
Yo, give me a fire song
Fucking horse in this bitch
You know how to turn lights on I don't walk from here and up. I got you wait is this working? Yeah
Okay, not that's all
Fuck
My go to Chris from first
Test that though by your shit. Oh, oh, let me listen. I don't say don't say don't say no
ETA not ETA. That's your ETA. Give me like
Also, let's do your shit
What is it snippet you want to play that shit?
How to snip it everybody keep talking to react well wait like what's a good do like oh
You like well, what's like the
I'm getting I'm getting a song I found it
That's a good song
Wait, this it this it
That was all chat out of 10 out of 10 out of 10 how much was that out of 10?
Why so much apples on this shit?
That was ass that was that
The first one was better
He don't kill anybody, don't keep the rush, like we so keep the ride
Okay, he got some bad ideas, he's born with it
He's got some bad ideas, he's born with it
What's the name of him?
Squirtle? Squirtle?
Sparkles
Sparkles, Sparkle, ain't that right?
And how's it going to do?
Come, been hurt in the camera?
How you gonna do it, okay?
Have a rat
We gonna do a mukbang
Check pin
What the fucking pin?
Hey, have it for yourself
What the fuck is pin?
Hold on, let me see something
They said this is a horsey that I was with some beautiful eyes buying a lot chat. It's not my twin
I'm not saying this is my twin
What's going on?
This we're gonna do okay, we are gonna do a ASMR with sparkles
I know you in the litter in my room sparkles
What?
How you should dump it back?
No, I don't.
Man, that's fucked up.
Oh my fucking god.
I don't, I don't have any, bro.
What's now, chat?
I need my, my beads.
What?
A gorilla.
I got you.
You drop anything, I got you sparkles.
I'm gonna let you start.
Oh, fuck.
You just dropped the shit?
No, no.
You don't know what you don't stop me.
I'm joking.
I'm not gonna eat after sparkles, chat.
Relax, bro.
Relax, bro.
Relax.
I'm not gonna eat it.
No.
Relax.
Now she can't she can't freestyle she can't freestyle wait a wheelie in here though. I think she hit a head you don't think so
You want to try it? I try it
Fuck is it GG. Oh shit. I'm scared check. Oh fuck
Oh, so probably my I don't need not gonna all cuz I thought my argument before this smart smart move
Ggs you would need a new car. It's gonna shit
Like how big is her shit like it's like it's like a full shit probably can like
Yeah, like since boss like she do a full shit
Okay, man, but hopefully it's just grass. Hopefully it's just shit in that case. Oh
Shit, they pisses like two guys over two guys of water
It's like shoot out
If she do something what the fuck?
Two guys of water squirt shit. Yeah, so what's this? Yes. Oh, no
Does anybody in the chat have a horse?
Oh my fucking god, chat.
I probably want to chat.
I'm telling you, I just woke up one day and this shit was in my room, chat.
I said, chat.
Chat, I just woke up one day and this horse is in my room, bro.
No way.
No way if I do a movie.
No way if I do a really chat.
No way.
No way.
The horse went downstairs.
They got things up.
They look promising.
They're promising.
They're promising.
That's probably the answer.
She likes you about to keep leaving, bro.
My name's O.
She's not.
Come on.
He's not in the video game, are you serious?
OK, all right, all right.
Get over to the other side, get over to the other side.
Dude, don't keep me fucking here.
In case he's not going to go online, how would you help me?
We're right here.
All right, then.
Yeah, you know what I'm going to do?
Get on.
Let's go ahead and tell everybody.
So, what's your name?
Lola.
Lola?
Go right to the right.
I'll look right there.
Go right to the side and say, hold.
Hold.
Go right to the left.
Hold.
Yeah.
Lola.
Keep her a little bit.
Keep her a little bit.
There you go.
Here, come on.
Come on.
Oh, okay. Hold on my neck.
Turn left, turn left, turn left.
Come left, hold on, hold on.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Come on. Oh.
Oh.
Okay, go left, go left.
Oh, shit.
Oh, right. Right, go left.
Alright. Go right.
Backflip. Backflip.
Wait, what you mean? Sparkle, backflip.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh
Damn
Wait, you got a grip with your thighs though. In case you do stand up high you only like collect some of that
Oh, yeah
Do you want my thighs?
Forget those there
So, two, three
Should I hold this still right here?
No, it's done
No grip with your thighs
Do you want my thighs? My thighs not that thick though
Oh
Force
Oh, this is it
So one, two, three
Alright, one, two, three
Yeah
You like it?
There you go
She's not
This is Aura, get this skin shot chat
Okay, there you go.
1-2-3.
1-2-3.
1-2-3.
There you go.
There you go.
Do it again.
You got it again.
You got a deal to look for.
Oh, now, she don't want to do it.
Now, I don't think she want to do it.
No, I don't think she want to do it, bro.
She's going to flip me off this bitch.
I'm telling you, bro.
Now, that's it.
1-2-3.
No no no.
Yeah, she goes, she goes, she goes.
No no, she doesn't want to work.
No no, she trusts you, bro.
She trusts you.
Oh hell nah.
Oh hell nah here.
Oh hell nah chat yeah chat I'm good on that chat I ain't a lie bro she don't fuck with me bro
I'm good right?
Oh shit
Oh let me check
Nah W Sparkles oh god bruh
Oh my gosh
Nah W Sparkles bro I'm not gonna lie she's so kind
She's so kind I'm calling me twins
We are not twins bro
Alright
Bye Sparkles
Stop her right here?
Yeah.
Bye, Spongebob.
You be OK, right?
I love you, all right?
I see you soon, all right?
I might get a horse too.
Y'all got ponies?
Yeah.
I might chat.
I might get a pony instead, chat.
I ain't a lot.
Chat, I might get a pony instead in this motherfucker.
I ain't gonna cat.
Hi.
How are we good?
I'm good.
Well, are you going to ride it out or are you going to walk it out?
I can't.
Let me see you ride it.
Let me see.
That's a balcony over there.
What is he going to do?
Just fly off the fucking balcony?
What the fuck?
Where is he going? Does he not know the exit is right here?
Where the fuck did he go?
Chat, what the fuck?
Chat, what the fuck?
Pre-check you bro!
Shut up, pre-check you.
What do you say to bro?
Oh my gosh!
Nah, that cookmate is crazy.
YO!
OH!
Chat!
I'm getting crushed real quick!
Okay, okay, hold on chat, hold on chat!
I know I've been a lot!
I'm not chat!
Chat, we got a lot of talk about chat.
Chat, say facts.
Say facts and there's a lot of talk about chat.
Chat, say facts and there's a lot of talk about chat.
chat say facts if there's a lot to talk about chat chat say facts if there's a
lot to talk about chat oh my gosh okay first of all we have a lot of shit
playing today okay I ain't gonna lie check first things first I feel like you
know when I was in the in the in the league I know if I don't know if I know
but I played basketball you feel what I'm saying chat I played basketball for
the last week of my life or whatever how long it was you feel what I'm
I play basketball
Okay, lower Mike. Yo, okay. I think I know what it is. Okay
How we sound now how we sound now how we sound now how we sound now it's a good check they good or not
Say good or not say good or not say good or not?
Okay, listen to me chat. Okay for the last week of my life, okay?
I've been playing basketball now. There's a lot to talk about check
Okay, um the record of
three hundred and six thousand six hundred and twenty one has been broken chat if you if you go ahead and you go to
YouTube even type in a type in guys and that
mafia thought
And all the legendary videos as a part of it is a whole playlist. Okay. We done did this video karate
Two minutes
House tour. I don't know what this is
30 day stream
The day stream the ray string the ray string the ray string the ray string the ray string
The ray string the ray string
Okay
All right, the ray string
Not a lot of nostalgia in there chat a lot of nostalgia a lot of memories
great
Golden sub at that chat go to the very very very very very
chat very very very golden sub-a-thon I'm not even gonna lie yo clap it up for
that sub-a-thon you feel what I'm saying it's very very golden chat like very very
very chat like very very golden okay now look though okay um the record has
been broken so what does that mean chat what do you think that means okay
and the record has been broken
what does that mean?
it can mean a numerous amount of things
it can mean that my fucking face is going to be so crazy
from this god damn horse
my god damn allergies
why would my dumb ass do this shit man
fuck
spin back
I don't know what y'all niggas talking about
I don't know what y'all niggas talking about so I'll spin back
I don't know what y'all niggas talking about bro
I don't know what y'all niggas talking about
30 days is crazy chat
Oh my God.
Check.
No, no, no, no, I did promise out something,
but check, y'all gonna have to just see.
Y'all gonna have to just see.
I did promise outside if that shit happen,
and check, I'm not gonna lie.
Y'all just gonna have to see.
Okay, all right, that's the first thing.
Okay, also, also, also, I want to get set off my,
I want to get set off my chest real quick.
I wanna get something up my chest real quick.
I know, I see the majority of people
hating on Iron Mouths for breaking the record.
I'm not gonna lie.
You feel what I'm saying?
When you first look at this shit,
you probably are wondering to yourself,
what the fuck, this is weird,
how the fuck did shit even happen?
But chat, if you guys know your Twitch history
and stuff, Iron Mouths has always been top five
all the time.
She's always been on the leaderboards all the time.
You feel me? She's not nothing new.
She's somebody I had to pass
during my first summer time.
She's always been,
she's always been on a leaderboard.
She's been there if you know,
you're real twitch shit,
you feel what I'm saying?
Now I know people are defensive.
I know not people defend me and shit like that.
But Chad, if you actually looked at her stream
and actually kept up with what she's doing,
you feel what I'm saying?
Not only was it for a good cause,
but it was pretty well put together for,
you know, for like,
Hey, I should,
and it's also,
it's also who that?
New doors, you know what I'm here for bro. Let me get the snacks
Let me get the snacks, bro. Come on, bro
Come here
If you need a snack, I gotta rub your head for every snack you get I gotta rub your head, bro
But every snack you get I gotta rub your head
Come on come on for every snack you get I gotta rub your head
hairstyle because the ball these the ball the it's like a stone it's like a
crystal but why we don't do this for dread because it's not a crystal it's
not shiny nothing let me see my shit not really shining today I just want
to touch it come on you get you get whatever snack you want oh my god so
So you gonna be doing this for the rest of my life?
No!
Just for your snack time.
Come on, bro, it's okay, bro.
All right, go ahead, go ahead, bro.
I gotta touch you, I gotta touch you.
I gotta touch you two times, okay?
Damn!
Bro, I got to touch your head!
Bro, after I touch your head, I made a three.
Ride a right, chat!
So come on, bro.
Come on!
I'm right here!
Bro, like.
Oh my God, bro.
If you don't smack it,
I'm not gonna smack it.
It doesn't hurt to be smackin', right?
Nah.
All right, so I'm not gonna do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got you, I'm gonna palm, I'm gonna just palm it.
All right.
But good luck, just, you know.
Whoa, look like you're scared?
Michael Jordan!
Okay, now one more time.
It's a ball, like, this thing is.
What?
No.
What?
I'm gonna do it, bruh.
Whoa, what are you doing?
Oh, man.
All right.
One more palm champ for the culture.
Champ is here, nigga.
The champ is here.
What oh
The champ is here chat the fucking champ is here
The chip. Oh the champ is here nigga. Yeah
Yeah, who's this supposed to be what?
I got them up. Yo box dumbass
Yes
Yo, stop what about that?
That word about that yo
Where about the snacks where about the snacks what's next you got today check I still got a lot of snacks
I actually went grocery shopping
Yo, we have a lot to talk yo chat. We have a lot to talk about
We have a lot to talk about bro
Once that I don't know what's that
Yes
Rob's nigga. No, you just get fucking dead. Hi two stacks
Target gummies on the side. Yes. Yes. Yes, but so that's two plus the side. Yes
We can say no leak
Okay, yeah
What is that?
Now I'm gonna try it out though. Oh my fucking god my eyes are going crazy. I'm not gonna lie, bro
I'm not gonna lie. My allergies are gonna fucking banana shit. I ain't gonna lie, bro
Yo, bitch. All the new stops all the new stops you guys are fucking amazing
Shout out to some son of the song son of the song
Take a juice box you see now I'm blessing you look alright. That's it. That's it. That's it
That's all you got a nigga get the move on a nigga the fuck out of here who called fuck out of here nigga
Because you know you will come nigga. Oh, yeah, you know why you will come
First of all chat, I don't guys knew it but the last time the eight I came out this nigga did not invite me to his red carpet
Yo, yeah, I just oh my god your head is shining nigga. Yo
That shit look like the tip of my dick
What the fuck Chris?
your shit is shining like what the fuck you know we just talked about the
shower you just lotion up your body and your and the tepia shit looks shiny
that's how your shit look right now all you listen is a little split in the
middle for the pee and come out of bro you need to start rocking headbands
Bro real shit
You go rock these type of hacks now
Nicker ready
Can I just put it on your head?
Sure
That's laggy though Nicker
That was a good one
That was a good one
How about this?
Rock, paper, scissors right now, best one out of three
If you win, I'll go ball, fuck it
Ronald, say it again
Rock, paper, scissors right now, best one out of three
If you win, I'll go ball
Rock, paper, scissors shoot
Best one out of three
Damn, I can't be losing every game.
Well, all right, come on, let's do this.
Shoot, you ass, bro.
Nah, I was really gonna go bald.
I ain't gonna act like I was really gonna go bald.
No, Chad, like, locked.
I was actually gonna go bald.
But he did not, like, oh my god, that's terrible.
I'm not gonna lie.
What the fuck?
Well, I'm not assing every game,
the life of game, of the game of life.
Oh, let me get that first inside this cup of
leader Mario, bro.
Yeah, you can take it.
You can take it.
Yeah.
Nah, that's real, bro.
Alright so look, I'm gonna tell the chat right now,
I'm gonna tell the chat, I'm gonna tell you.
I might go to Walmart today.
Oh.
What do you wanna do?
Do I put it up like this?
I mean I don't see why not.
Why not?
Yeah, should we go to Walmart today?
Shit.
Yes or no?
I don't know though.
Should we?
No Chad, does the body fit me?
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
Like that.
No, yes, okay, let me be honest with you.
The body fits you, bro.
For real?
Yes.
The body fits you.
You wanna know why I fit you though?
Cause you got a beard, bro.
If you didn't have that beard, you would be fucked.
Damn.
Damn.
Oh, they're saying Target is there.
So you're gonna target one now?
What about Indonesia?
What about?
I'll say Indonesia.
No, she's from Indonesia.
Weenie, Weenie.
Weenie.
We gotta go visit Weenie.
Damn.
Should I call her right now?
It's not been Target yet.
Has she not been there?
Has she not been there in the pocket?
You gotta beat it, yeah.
I don't know.
All right, yo, I'm going, bro.
What snacks you got, Sean?
I got these motherfucking nutter brothers.
Got some popcorn.
Y'all old men and me.
I don't know.
All the snacks you grab, nutter butter?
I just got talking to them.
She's not answering game.
She's not clocking.
I mean, she's not clocking.
I mean, she's not here.
I don't know how long it is, bro.
Hey, thank you for the food punch game.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
The person you're trying to reach is not available.
You're welcome, bro.
What you got?
Fruit punch, a lot of butter with bitty sauce on it.
And your fruit snacks and popcorn.
Yeah.
All right.
I want to actually taste that.
Can I taste that right now?
This?
Another butter.
This is how we need gum, you see?
Yeah.
Nah.
We need to eat all the fuck out of us.
Yeah, we need to eat all the fuck out of us.
It's like oh, there's something like
Yeah, we just mixed in what a cookie in there
Sinking
No, that's a W. It's not. What the fuck?
Mmm.
I'm hungry now. Go get your ass some sushi.
Yo.
All my subs. Thank you guys so much.
Let me know when you're ready, my black brother.
I bet. I will let you know. I will let you know when I'm ready.
All right.
All right.
I got you.
Okay.
Chat!
Now listen.
We got a lot to discuss, okay?
Where was I, chat? Where was I? Where was I?
Oh, Iron Mouse.
Um, she broke the record.
100% I congratulated her already.
Privately and publicly, but I'm gonna do it again. Congrats to our mouse. Amazing. I was actually tuned in
And it just made me realize nigga. There's a whole other side of
Twitch whether it's our type of entertainment or not
There's a lot of people on this earth that enjoy different things and she did it for a good cause so that's really fire. Um,
What else was I saying chat?
Hmm
But also not saying next next next next next next next next. Oh
I don't know if you guys saw but
Ba da ba ba ba
Ba da ba ba ba
I can't say too much on October 10th
You'll be able to go to McDonald's and get certain in particular. Okay. That's all I gotta say. All right chat on October 10th
You may be able to go to McDonald's again sign up particular. Okay. I told her to have okay something will be dropping, okay?
Okay, next what else what else what else what else what else? Oh?
My fucking gosh
No, we got to talk about this fuck everything moving chat fuck everything moving
Here's what I'm gonna say okay chat
first things first I
Take my black ass down to the movie theater
And I go get a ticket for Joker
First of all, it didn't even say Joker 2, it said Joker La-La-La-La-La-La-La, some shit
that I didn't understand.
So that was the first red flag.
Second red flag, that shit was fucking ass!
Nigga!
Money bag bro!
The watch Joker nigga!
When I say that shit was ass, nigga, that shit was so fucking ass coming off the first one, nigga.
Nigga, the first one was so good.
Let me tell you your honest opinions on it, okay?
The first one was so good.
I don't give a fuck what you guys say like it was good
Okay, nigga the second one
I'm gonna go ahead and save you out of money. Do not go watch that shit chat. No real shit
That's it give high school musical rated our vibes, nigga
That's what it's giving nigga high school musical rated our version nigga. That's it. It's ass bro. I'm a deoddus now listen
the scenery of it um
The storytelling behind it would be okay. It's okay like it's okay
You feel me but other than that ass
Like the aesthetic of shit fire, but all it did but I was a slow ass movie. I didn't like it
I don't fuck nigga. I don't care nigga. I don't care radio out of ten word to my mother
That shit was a fucking four out of ten nigga
What would y'all rate it chat word to my mother that shit was a four out of fucking ten nigga
I'm telling you bro. What would y'all rate it bro? No real shit, bro
I broke that ass bro now real shit zero, but I don't know bro
I don't know why I was so excited to go see it and then when I left
Everything just changed bro. I was like what the fuck I was like yo, what the fuck?
Dead ass, bro. I was like now what?
Hold on
We also got out to react to right okay, everybody's saying KSI KSI KSI KSI
Okay, so I'm saving the reaction. I saved it. I already see niggas on his ass, but I know a lot of y'all
No, it's not that bad niggas. There's no way it's that fucking bad though. There's no way it's that fucking bad chat
There's no fucking way
KSI where is it?
Big 17 months. Love you Kai from the Netherlands Y.E.S.S.I.R.S.K.
I love you. I love you too. I love you too. All music. Let me know all music
Okay, it's right here.
Yo, Boggy with the fog, get the piece of the fog, get the boggy.
W fog get the...
Alright, hold on, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, here we go.
Here we go, here we fucking go.
Here we fucking go, it's right here, everybody shut the fuck up.
Everybody shut the fuck up right now.
KSI, think of it, pull!
I'm in my crime, but this ain't even by the force
They don't give a damn if it's still my feet, they can't floor
I went from liquor to drugs and sold out to us
Life's fire, but trust I'm ready to go
This nigga bro!
This nigga there's no way, this is the best you thought of, my nigga
From the dick to the ass, from the pink to the lean
Nigga, what the fuck?
I sent you home to the bend, to the cheek, where's my crown?
Shit, oh shit!
You can pull any Disney movie
With the chase scene and put it name a Disney movie right now chat name any
Fucking Disney movie right fucking now. I'ma show y'all some shit real quick name a Disney movie nigga. Let me just say
Fucking what's a random ass ball Disney?
Disney epic scene epic
Shit chat
Look at shit
Somebody in the green sheet, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this
Let's put it, should I speed it up? Do I speed it up?
No, no, it's good so far, it's good so far
Look at this shit, look at this shit
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I'm in my prime but they say you're from far and forth.
I ain't gonna lie, they really might put shit in Disney though, shit.
I ain't gonna lie.
I can't saw it.
I can see the vision of your vision once you go Disney, you hit that shit on the
t- like the Tempiti Iceberg.
You literally you literally hit that shit on the tip of the iceberg if that shit was tight if you're if you're like
Go for that one. Why you you hit it on the tip of the iceberg like that ass, bro
that ass like you like
Like like you dead ass went crazy with that like no cap check like no cat beat that as one crazy with that
What else we got? What else we got?
But oh, I know the reddit is I know the reddit is fucking stacked, bro
I know the fucking red is that I know the fucking
I know it is I know it is
I'm sure everybody has something up right now. I'm sure everybody has something up right now.
I'm sure everybody has something up right fucking now, boy.
Wait, hold on.
Dominican Republic.
Yo, should we play that game pushing it today?
Jess, should we play that game pushing it today? Yes or no?
Yes or no?
Oh
Yo, why three and with the father depreciated yo chat check guess what chat I
Brought my basketball. Yo Don old tall with the fog get that. Thank you so much appreciate again go chat
I brought my basketball team
That be played with to the crib. I got a surprise for them chat
Chat look I got a surprise for them. Look I got a sir. It's the mic too loud
Wait, is the mic, is the mic too loud?
It's not?
Okay, bet.
Che, I don't know, my balcony now has a ladder.
So like, that's why the horse got up the ladder and shit.
We hear the, we hear a fan of some shit?
Y'all do?
Y'all don't have no fucking PC fan?
Bro, wait, let me hear it.
Bro, how loud can we make it, we fixed it, but like, God damn, how loud can y'all hear?
Well how long did we make him he fixed it but like God damn how long can y'all hear?
Well how long did we make him he fixed it?
Boy I can't hear no shit man!
What the fuck?
Hold on let me go get my basketball team boy.
Chet let me get my basketball team boy.
Let me get my basketball team.
Okay so look I'm gonna ask my basketball team that that's how I was playing on the court.
Look Chet I got a surprise for them right?
But that I have to ask them like what are they actual genuine thoughts on how I was playing on the court.
And I got a surprise for them, okay?
Chat, do y'all think they're gonna say I'm ass
or do y'all think they're gonna say I'm nice?
Which one?
Do y'all think I'm gonna say I'm ass
or do you think I'm gonna say I'm a nice?
And if y'all didn't know,
nigga, they're number one in the country.
My team, they're number one for the ages in the country.
Look though, look chat, look.
If y'all don't know, me and my team went to victory
and we got us a trophy at Sersky.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Okay, all right, for real though,
all right, I'm gonna to ax y'all, okay?
Okay, and that could be honest all right
How good did I play from one to ten
Wait, that's actually good
Like if I was to go against like who my age how well do you think I would do
I
If you do can't play in that league how much you think you
That's a DIY something to the fog get depreciated wait, so what you're been doing out of the season's over
You play
Yeah, I want to be yeah, I want to be
570
I'm just searching up on the way
You just said it was 6 months
Searching up on the way
What?
Look!
How tall is Kastanet?
Kastanet height
That's Kinsei
That was Kinsei
That was Kinsei
That was Kinsei
Alright, right here
Let's just click on this right here
It doesn't say you see bro we good bro
It doesn't even say
Oh no no
Go back up
We're
Both having the height booster
How tall is Kastanet?
Look how tall is Karr
Five four
Five eighties
Exactly
That's wrong, bro. Don't believe anything you see on Google, okay?
Don't believe anything you see.
First of all, I would like to give this trophy over to Coach.
Tap it up for Coach.
Yeah!
You know what I'm saying?
I want him to keep that trophy. I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, how did y'all like the experience though?
They experienced.
It was a hard time.
It was a hard time.
Was it the best games I played?
Yes.
Yes.
Have you ever been like a professional level like that?
No.
You know what I mean?
No.
That was like the NBA right there.
Right now the NBA right like do y'all watch our film back
Jody nice Jody nice bro
You know how he he's not
Jack Jody is not a he was out there while it they are how do you?
Your birthday is a February
You didn't know that when your birthday
What your birthday?
January 7th? What you doing for your birthday?
What you mean don't worry about what you do for your birthday?
Don't worry about it
What you mean?
Don't worry about it
You know how to freestyle?
You do use them
He didn't know how to freestyle
Yeah, he didn't know how to freestyle
Who? Who is he today?
He doesn't know how to freestyle
Hey, I got one chance. I got one chance. I got one chance of one chance. Oh
No, I could put a beat on we do what you don't have to be knocking on this. You ready? Yeah
Yeah, go one chance or one chance only be gonna make this quick
Come on
Why you just mentioned
Yeah, you don't have to do that. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
He said, did he bought some baby oil?
Yeah, I had a horse in here.
Oh, oh, that's right. Yeah, I had a horse.
You see it? What is this?
What?
Right now, play this.
Play this.
Fries and chicken. Play this.
Play it, Kai.
Lay her freestyle.
What song is this? You know the song?
You know the song the same frauds of the 20 gifts that appreciate it
I
Do I know the lyrics work for work for this work for work
Yesterday
Today and be a game makers Timmy
Come on bro, I'm money a hoop a check I'm money a hooper
Bro, listen to me bro. Let me see time. Okay. I'm gonna break it down right now. Okay. I had 24 points. Okay?
Let me let me show you 30 to a rebound. Okay. Let me show
What
Maybe that's how the McDonald's drop it
No, let me show y'all what's going on without what yeah, what game did I have 24 points 24?
Well, I was very orange. Oh, no, I have wait
It was sometimes when I was open and y'all didn't pass me the ball
I got a question if we went overseas as a team you think you win
Yo chat if we went to like China and played overseas who we went
He's in Taiwan.
We can go to Taiwan.
We're cooking, we're cooking.
No, they said no.
They said we're not.
We're going to cook us.
They said we're going to cook us.
No.
No.
We're going to start to chill.
You think we're going to win in Taiwan?
Yeah.
No.
We just triple team, right?
Bro, that's it.
Now, Ray's nice.
Ray is nice.
That's why we got a triple team.
Ray's nice.
I'm not even going to cap.
OK, but let's go.
Yo, Chad, if y'all didn't know,
this team of the collective is number one
in the whole entire country.
Chat no no cap clap it up for them chat the number one in the whole entire country this team right here
They are ranked number one in the whole entire country like they're all
Two people right when is that next game?
What is that next game?
So we
We start like around February March February March
Okay, what are they called the cater blazers the cater blazers the cater blazers tap
Wait, I class of 2033 and 2034
They never once a look I'm glad that I got to play on that type of level on the LBA you feel me
I'm retired. You feel what I'm saying. Would y'all like to go through another season?
Yes, yes, sir. Yeah, we're for work. I'm gonna see I'm a hot
Yeah
But look though I'm not gonna lie while I was playing
Really when I when I was playing I seen that I was having a lot of fun
That was going crazy
Yeah, you play with 2033 and what's your class and when you graduate 20 what?
36 you feel me so look though look though look so this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do something nice for you. Okay
Before y'all start your next um few games and stuff. Here's what I'm gonna do for you. I'm gonna
I'm gonna communicate with coach. We'll get y'all all the best gear
Okay, now look, here's what I'ma do, here's what I'ma do.
Here's what I'ma try to do.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, let me talk,
man, let me talk, okay?
Here's what I'ma do.
I'ma get y'all, can we do brand new uniforms?
Yes, yes.
I'ma look, I make sure y'all got the best uniforms,
and I make sure I got gear,
and everybody can tell me one sneaker
that they really want, one or two sneakers, okay?
The Boebies.
What, let me see what you want, what you want?
Now, we have been known for being
the fly's team in the country.
We always have multiple jerseys throughout the year.
And our parents don't really pay that much.
Like, we basically cover everything that's put into it.
Normally, you threw out here, then you have four or five
different jerseys.
So, Kai, you got to go correct.
Oh, yeah, for show.
Oh, yeah, for show.
Hold on, wait, hold on.
What stickers do you want?
No, you got to choose one.
Gritches.
Gritches, Kobe?
Yes.
These are here?
Yeah, the red ones.
You want the red ones?
The red ones.
These?
I want those.
I want those.
OK, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Johnny, what these?
I want Kobe's.
I want those, man.
You want the green ones?
You want the green ones?
No, no, go down, right there.
This right here?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
No, what?
Bro, what?
He's joking.
What?
I want the Kobe's.
This?
No, go, yeah.
This?
Yeah.
The mama's fetus?
Yeah.
OK, back.
I want the mama's fetus too.
Who, you?
Yeah.
OK.
Jody
Yo, who's what is that?
Oh, all right, what you want? What you want? What Kobe's up?
Yeah, yeah, what Kobe's you on gang like these these boosties like these
Are these the boosties chat? Yeah, they are
Yeah, but I'm happy. I don't really want these. Yeah, I'm happy. I really decide on what I gotta tell coach
Which one y'all want you feel what I'm saying, huh?
Oh sour balls from
I don't know about that. I'm gonna see I gotta check. I don't know about anything. Well, I don't know listen
No, the reason why I'm getting out of these cuz y'all really I ain't a lot chat while I'm playing with them
They really hard-working and they determine you feel what I'm saying like they was really on the court really trying to give the other teams
buckets you feel me so I'm gonna make sure that coach give me all this whatever
desire come on kids you know we're gonna make sure you got you good yes yes so
so look I'm gonna try to see what y'all will need in terms of like gear you feel
me some leggings and stuff like that. You know what I'm saying? Neat pads, yeah arm pleats,
and then after, I'm gonna try to get you out of sneakers and stuff. I'm gonna reach out
to Nike. Huh? You want something to drink? Yeah, I'm gonna go to my fridge, bro. If there's
anything in there. I don't got nothing in there, huh? Yeah, just go with, yeah. I
I don't got shit. I don't got nothing in my thing. So y'all gonna be fly
You look like a
Yeah, you see I already knew
Type of type of dude. You feel what I'm saying. You look like a honest type of dude chat. I'm not gonna lie
You feel me
A lot of people got big old feet too, man.
Yeah.
Wait, hold on, wait, hold on.
What's the odds, everybody?
Oh my God, Chet, I wish I knew what I'm talking about.
I would face him right now.
No?
If that's the code, one person put my phone who would it be?
Ice Bice.
Ice Bice.
Ice Bice.
Who?
Billie Eilish.
I don't have Billie Eilish.
I don't know Billie Eilish.
I should do it.
No, I don't.
No, I don't.
Sizzle.
OK, so you said you had a tattoo.
I ain't gonna lie though.
Yo, so if you're gonna make that,
you're gonna make that.
No, I didn't picture.
How you know about like how you know about that like how do you know about that I'm a size nine
I don't understand how y'all size not game. I'm a non. You know what? Oh chat like how
You feel me how what what's going on now? I am not also. I gotta put to one of your games
Okay, God to what was that like your last time?
What
34 has never lost in town ever and 33 either.
Out of town 33 lost twice last year
and out of town 34 lost twice last year.
34 was missing a person that lost.
And 33 there was all of them having a bad day.
Damn.
But they probably won over 100, 200 games.
Damn.
That's a lot.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yes, look.
So that's what I'm gonna do, OK?
So y'all gonna have new jerseys, new drip,
new buckets. Alright? That one boy, Jody, right here would give you 50. Who would have asked
not to get your idea? I don't know if I have that power, but they could definitely help
out. I'll make sure not to get your child so much. Keys, where my keys at? Who got my keys?
You want me to take my little keys? He's upstairs. Y'all want to go upstairs? Yeah.
Alright, so this is what will happen, okay? That's what I'm happy I did. What?
I'm gonna just drop the camera.
Water below a pig?
No look, this is what I'm gonna do, okay?
Now I'm gonna run straight into his room.
Okay, y'all gonna just one of these are screaming and he's going crazy.
Ah, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Damn, son.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Dash in the ring.
With the big ten.
Yeah, yeah.
Check it out.
I'm just gonna stand there.
Wait, wait, I want him.
They're just staying there.
Alright.
You got math?
You got snacks?
Alright, I'll play right now.
3GGs.
Alright.
I'm going to sit up, alright.
Hey, I'm shopping homies.
So, uh, alright, I was going to pray for something.
Huh?
No, nobody told you that, man.
No, no, no.
The mafia be rattled.
The mafia?
Y'all know who the mafia is?
Dad!
Joe, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Macha be right. Oh, yeah mafia. I know what I'm on
Yeah, I'm ready to or no
Chad y'all be ran. I'll be ran. Okay. What's KC? What's case you?
Or by sweetheart, yo Chad
Oh
Thank you
Oh, now he going through his car right now.
He going through his car right now though.
Yo, what's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Yo, you wanna see Ben?
Chad, they wanna see Phantom bust through the door, Chad.
No, no, please.
Chris is here too.
Hey, Chad.
Hey, close the door.
Close the door.
Yeah, I wanna see a bus.
You wanna see Phantom bust through the door?
No.
New York, right?
Yeah.
What part?
Okay, Brooklyn and the building.
I wanna see this.
Okay, and what is this?
Uh, Cheeto.
Cheeto.
What else?
Uh, Cheeto Post.
Is it good?
I'll let you have the whole bag right or right.
This is what it's all about, Chad.
Nah, he did that, Chad.
That's fine.
Chad, they're at the AFP crib having a blast right now.
I know, Chad.
I know exactly what they want to do.
Oh, my God.
They're going to be pissed when they got to leave.
Chad, they got to leave just now.
Chad, yo, I'll be playing.
Why do you want to know for?
I know what they want to do.
Chad, I know what they want to do.
Chad, I know what they want to do.
Chad, I know what they want to do.
Watch this.
I don't know what I'm doing, watch this.
I don't know what I'm doing, watch this.
I don't know what I'm doing, watch this.
Get back to doing my stream and stuff.
Okay?
First of all, we got a fun time to look creative, because you might be his son.
Jack, he might be his son, Jack.
No cap.
He might be his son for real.
Look, look, look.
I'm going to talk to coach.
You want to make sure you...
Look, look, look, I'm going to talk to coach.
Which I need to get all that drip. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I could drip y'all for a while out of style
You feel what I'm saying whoop is style you feel what I'm saying and what else check what else I put up to a game
Everybody just pull out the six legs one day
We'll give us a six legs
Right man, you might you might
Bobber the net
Psh
Thank y'all so much.
Uncle Kyle.
Uncle Kyle.
Whatever y'all need, y'all let me know, okay?
You don't need Kyle.
Yo, maybe y'all let Coach know what y'all want
on y'all feet, okay?
Or not.
All right?
Maybe you're good to know.
Everybody put your shoes on there.
Yeah, Richard.
You can help.
Of course, bro.
Can I get you a Richard Milly?
Yeah.
Everybody slide.
Wear your shoes there.
Okay, I'ma go on a team one
and I'ma get you a Richard Milly.
Okay?
I got you.
Huh?
I said they would've signed size.
Yeah, y'all really wear the same size as me.
I really can take all y'all sneakers right now.
You gonna wear size love, game?
No, man.
That's crazy.
Is that gonna call you the McDonald's chain?
Oh, what?
Does Kobe do the McDonald's chain?
The what?
The Kobe that you got on the chain.
What Kobe?
I don't remember the game.
What the fuck is this?
Hey, that's Nicky chair.
What you doing on Nicky chair, huh?
Hey, what you doing on Nicky chair, huh?
Say sorry.
No.
Say sorry.
Say sorry.
No.
Say sorry.
No.
Say sorry.
What's chippin' out, Jody?
I like, didn't you got the little...
You got the shoes on.
What the hell?
Oh my god.
Yeah, for your shoe.
I'll be back.
No!
I need my bag.
Yeah, I need my bag.
Say sorry.
Really?
Really?
Really?
No, right, right, right, right.
You left me?
No, you got a chip in your hand.
That's all right.
Here you go.
We like that.
Step.
Come on.
Yeah, we are.
What's all of you know, son?
Where you're from, bro?
It's already black.
Oh my god.
You don't know how smooth your gut is, do you?
Huh?
You're not so big.
You don't know how smooth your gut is, do you?
Huh?
But anyway, you lost your phone bro. How do you lose your phone game?
Because they work hard
Behind the scenes they actually work very hard chat. I'm not gonna lie for the ages
They're very committed and it's always good to send a positive
Like boy, they like sports. No, they're not in the streets and shit. You feel me?
We down south they can be outside doing anything
They really need to sports, they really like hooping, so get them their favorites, they
don't remember that shit forever bro, real shit.
You know you, you said I'm a real shit man, I need my money.
Hey, just tell me to search this up on my thing.
Jal, you're not the best one.
Wait, how you do this shit?
I'm not a tutorial bro, turn around.
Number 48, what the fuck is number 48?
number 48 what the fuck is number 48 strip out
we doing the trip out you don't want more yeah I want to take a side I want
to go to side quest right now Jay I want to go to side quest right fucking
now huh from the ring from the ping from the team from the lane target so y'all
jacking target instead of all one right now that's what y'all jacking best
by what best boss open you dumb fuck nigga is you dumb nigga hey Siri hey
Siri hey Siri hey Siri and fuck you oh my god DDG I heard bro DDG and
Haley pop that DDG and Haley broke up. I'm a I'm a I highly broke up. I'm gonna keep it a stack check
That shit's not real my nigga
I'm not believing it
DDG I'm not believing that bro. I ain't gonna lie you my man's I fuck with you a hundred green
But I've been watching you since 2018 since big big big racks on that same shit broke boys
Pants last battle on that lame bitch. I know how you move game. I've been watching you since your bitch
I've been watching you since essence. I've been watching you since Kennedy
I've been watching you saying Kennedy told your ass lay on that couch and she lay on your bed
I've been watching you since then nigga
Who the fuck you think you foolin nigga?
You're not fooling me! You're not!
I'm sorry bro, you probably could fool the new people that fuck with you now
No, not fooling me nigga. You're patched up nigga. I got you patched nigga. You're patched. You're nerf nigga
You're nerf nigga. You feel what I'm saying? I was watching you since
Kennedy Simone
Yeah
That's a notch. Yeah
My lonely ass is mom left my phone while y'all was so happy and having rainbows and sunshine my lonely ass like this
I remember that shit nigga
Talk about Joe but it's a joke button thing. Wait, what happened to Joe button?
Wait, what happened to Joe button, bro?
What the fuck having a Joe button, bro, what the fuck having a Joe button?
what the fuck having a DDG and Joe button is beefing so watch it you this
DDG wait Lincoln Lincoln Lincoln Lincoln Lincoln Lincoln Lincoln Lincoln Lincoln
Lincoln I'm gonna keep it a stack oh my god hey one thing about that nigga Joe
man check that nigga Joe hate the young niggas I don't know I'm cool with
Joe now I have a problem with Joe now I'm not gonna lie bro but what happened
bro I gotta see DDG Twitter okay best unless you know I'm not messy but I'm
messy bitch now you know I ain't messy bitch but I'm just a little messy you
know what I'm saying so as long I'm not a part of us go nigga got 30 years max of
life left and speaking on a relationship of people at the same age as your son
you ain't taking care of I hope you forget to take your magnificent pills
today you old bitch damn bitch damn I don't be tripping about the girl
saying shit cuz I'm used to it it's all love but you niggas your platform is
gonna get a response for show god damn pump it up when gold after 20 years you
old bitch damn we'll make him this angry wait what no Lincoln what made
It's angry what the fuck
Keep the day back is this it or is it more to it? Is it more to it?
These you goes up on Joe butter after he mentioned him and Halle breaking up on the podcast who the fuck is the DG?
What?
Yo, hold on check everybody spam T. Hold on everybody spam T
You know I ain't messing with that, I ain't messin' with that
Did you think it goes over Joe Bonnet after you messin' with that?
I'll be breakin' up on his podcast
Joe, who the fuck do you think you ever heard of that?
They have broken up so I don't get to keep seein' these niggas names
Did you think you can pop it up with...
Hold on, bro
Dude, what the fuck is this nigga?
Oh shit, what the fuck is this nigga?
From the ring to the chain
I
Question to my distinguished panel is a question I've been asking myself for quite some time
Who the fuck is DDG?
And I'm asking myself for quite some time who the fuck is DDG
And why am I supposed to care about his thoughts on anything?
I'm very happy that they have broken up so I don't get to keep seeing this niggas name
Attached to this girl's name when I don't know him for nothing as a standalone
And for me it's important to know people based off their own name and marry them what they have done
I don't even know enough about her like I'm not her demo. I'm not her demo either, but
Every time I see his name it's attached to hers
And it's typically in some type of clout chaser fashion
So that makes me look at him a different way and hopefully I get to look at him a lot less
Now that they broken well, she's you know the DDG I know that was Jake the snake's finishing move
I don't give a fuck what y'all talking about
No, the DDG I know that's when Jake the snake got real man
I don't know about this new DDG to talk about that's not really my bag
Hi, the line Joe Joe, but it's like a J Jonah Jameson
He's like the he's like the newest guy like who's just like but like it's something about you know
Even though he did some shit with me in the past it's something about him that gives him his specialty
Which is like, uh, he's like, um, he's like, uh
He's like a crash out like he's ready to crash out whenever you feel me like he just ready to put it on
I'm not going to lie, just crash out.
You feel me?
So I don't know.
I don't know, Chad.
I don't know, bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
I think I'll be ready to crash out, bro.
I ain't gonna lie, because I'm kind of mad at Winnie.
Winnie didn't answer my shit, Chad.
What do I do now?
Winnie did not answer my phone.
I'm not going to war, gang.
If she didn't answer my shit,
gang, I'm not going, gang.
Pro-hater, yeah, I ain't gonna lie.
There is some time to be hidden.
I ain't gonna lie.
You know you my man's bro. Joe. I know I know I forgave you
But there's some times you do be hating unnecessarily that is the perfect way to do it. Oh my god
Do say that I think he I think he hates
When it's not necessary you feel what I'm saying
What is not interesting? That's what he hates cuz he hate with no research. That's perfect too. Oh my god
I could tell he hate with no research.
He'll do no research.
He just start hating.
It is what it is though.
You feel what I'm saying?
I just think their homeboy is presenting himself to be a cloud chaser for the term of the
relationship.
Last time being mentioned on this broadcast, the rest of eternity.
You got a way to pros and cons of leaving your famous girlfriend to get all of it.
Yo, DDG is him, bro.
DDG is him.
What else we got should we go to Reddit or we have more reactions to go to Reddit or do we have more reactions Shaq
Should we go to Reddit or do we have reactions?
It's yeah, I see ETA we actually I see that I see that I see that that's the Jays that's Jason shit right I
I've seen that oh
Yes, now we can do wait hold on now
We can do hot and this week right? Oh, it's a top this week. It's top right this week
Now we can do this shit properly
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Okay, let's get through this shit real quick not even God can take
Help me god please god please god please
God please
God please
God please
if you could hear a pin
oh, am I?
I could hear the bottle
soo
oh god that's a wall
am I?
I could hear the bottle
soo
ok
also let me explain to ya what was going on
with the LBIA how it came across
ok
the LBA, I woke up one day it was like
hey i'm not going to get to the NBA
So why not start my own league? Yes, Chad. The LBA shit was my own league. I had owned the arena for like a week straight
I put together all the teams I put together all the jerseys had designers who um
Design them I confirmed
Everything and they didn't got the best eight and nine-year-old who prison in the league
And I want to be the LeBron James of my of my of my league. That was me Chad. That's a notch at W
I was a W nigga the fuck and it was actually a lot of nigga
It was a lot of people that came out to a
A lot of people that came out to chat I wanted to be the LeBron James of the League
And I was I believe I think I was chat. I would always I would always be remembered, you know
I retired my nigga. I don't know what they're going on shit, but they doing that on shit, but fuck it
I don't think
Community service is required to be a good person. But when you see people whose lives
lives aren't centered around it, and they take time out to do things, and it's something
dope.
You always got to take time to salute.
And in this case, what Casanet is doing with that little basketball association is something
that's dope as shit ever, bro.
That man being one of, if not the most popular streamer in the world and knowing
what he means to children.
man does not have to look out for the little kids like that but from the draft to the actual
games to him playing with the fact that he's so short and actually participating making
those children's day while also allowing them to do something they love.
Appreciate it.
Hold on before you finish.
Here's what I'm going to do, chat.
Here's what I might think about doing, chat and let me know if it's a W idea or L
idea.
I'm going to find investors
To invest into my league the LBA. This is not confirmed. I want to find investors to invest into the LBA and
have the young ins
Play in the league on a professional scale
So that by the time they develop it like 10 years not a lot
They may can get drafted into the NBA
Just a little and I could just say from them starting in my league
I can have the proof that they, literally from the age that they are, are going to the
NBA in a successful race.
Okay?
Imagine you got the best kids in the whole country.
Now, kids have parents, right?
A lot of the parents want them to be very good at sports.
There's a lot of parents out there that want them to be a part of the LBA.
There's a lot of people that want them to have their sons and people play in that
thing.
Now, how would you get the attention on it?
Imagine this season 2 I have my own team and flight reactions the adult on his
own team like get drafted next season to the LBA he got his own team I got my
own team okay I won adult per team my nigga okay you feel me oh I might just do
a streamer a streamer league I might do it I might do is do it I might do a
professional streamer league oh my fucking god I might do a professional
streamer league where the production is out of this fucking world insane and I'm
selling the crowd tickets for like one dollar nigga chat dude just one dollar
nigga so everybody can just put up to that bitch chat fuck me make him the
money nigga we probably try to get some sponsors we do a fucking a fucking
oh my god down we do a professional streamer league from from all they
shit bro you feel me that's you are actually crazy I'm not gonna lie chat
chat with the LBA production from the draft to the games was it the closest
thing that you see to the NBA I think I think I can I think I think you can say
that from the it felt like my career bro I ain't a lot it felt like my career
bro from the commentators to the segments to everything there was not
one fuck up. There was not one. Now let's actually fire. Or I should do WWE. Well also.
Streamer edition. Oh my fucking god. I should do WWE. Streamer edition nigga. I'll be saying
anything. I'll be saying anything bro. I ain't gonna lie. The way my thinking goes
If I have an idea and they got it, I'd like to see it come to life.
What did Maury say?
What did Maury say?
Can I be Mark Henry?
No, I know who you could be.
I'm sorry, that was crazy.
Hey, hey, oh, I can't, all right, look, like, I can't ask.
Giving them the opportunity of what it feels like to work hard
and reap the benefits of their hard work
and some of the dopest shit in the world
and those kids and those parents
won't ever forget that shit.
I don't know cost of that personally. I
Have no connection to that man
But I just want to give him this flowers because bro
To me as an adult with children and understand the impact that stuff like that can make oh, no
I seriously imagine I wasn't even part okay child. What about the LBA?
But without me in it and a actual ranked kids go head-to-head. I'm not gonna lie. I can see it being big bro
families in the crowd the crowd will be packed out every single time because
families will be there think about it bro even if I'm not in it from the draft
to the games everybody will be feeling to have their kids play in the LBA
bro don't just think about it real quick they both as a father or as a
mother to have people playing anything they would want their kids to be in
it but you know much attention that is not only is that a lot of attention
but that's just mad publicity.
Like, your son will be able to be shown on a professional level
at a young age, I feel like.
And just let me beat up a commissioner.
Yo, why has nobody done that, bro?
Why has nobody done that?
Why has nobody done that, bro?
Wait, is that a good idea?
OK, I'm actually down to think on a business level.
Is that a good idea?
I think it is.
It's too expensive.
I mean, if you have the right investors into it,
I feel like if you have the right investors and partners,
I feel like, and you do a season that's in a,
yes, kiss them all states, bro.
It's a lot of money.
It's a lot of money.
It's a lot of money.
But I think if you have the right partners,
but I think if you have the right investors,
some shit can happen.
I ain't gonna lie.
I ain't gonna lie.
For these kids for the rest of their lives
and these parents, bro, salute, man.
I don't know how long you gonna keep this up,
but even if this is it.
Oh yeah, it was five days, it was just five days, you know,
it was just five days.
Man, this shit is super dope, bro.
And I love to see you.
The smile on these kid faces, the excitement.
Man.
Don't try, I ain't gonna lie, bro.
Nigga, nigga, when I was playing in the LBA,
she didn't know how much mom said,
thank you so much, sweetie, for having my kid play.
Sweetheart, whatever you need, I got you.
What the fuck you mean by that?
I mean, mom said, man.
I'm joking. I'm joking. Listen, they know words in the world, bro
And I'm proud of you. I'm happy for you. W. Hey, man. You're the good work, bro
If it's supported you these the more stuff like this
You got my support of GP
Fucking W. No, real shit check. Isn't that breeze?
Like it up. I think all y'all need a group therapy or anger
current girl now this is a domino effect because that's started that's broke up
over girl I expungus I'm gonna fix Pungus I guess now I'm gonna give Pungu
permission come to you have dream eyes red yellow green Pungu have dream like
my ex in front of the world nobody I don't want to be included chat I just
wanted to be included my nigga that's where I'm sure it's how you never
know you might see me in a relationship phase that I think I'm ready
I ain't lying. I'll say I think I'm ready. I think about that time. I think about that time ready nigga. I'm ready nigga
I'm ready
I'm ready
I ain't gonna lie. No, no nigga. I've been doing change in the last the last time I had a girl was fucking high school
Let's talk about it. It's time
bro
No, we don't have a shit nigga like they were nigga be
Know what? We're not pop on over there nothing. I ain't listen to this look when I pop out that's it work
So when I pop all that sit
What was that was that fog it didn't you appreciate the father to appreciate it was that fog get the chat
What song is that I know I'll kill a nigga for family. I'll say it
I'm gonna fuck me. I'll take whatever he is. I gotta get I'll kill me. I'm feeling it
real shit
Fuck nigga, I'll kill nigga for fan of niggas fuck what you talking about nigga? I'll crash out nigga
Yo, y'all niggas put me on
Billy Eilish wild flyer
Which one one or two one or two?
Yeah niggas put me on what the fuck it's better be worth it bro. I gotta tap in bro
Her voice is crazy, huh?
Like the way he should be acting like the national on this mister with the voices
It's crazy stop saying I don't want to see no Joker. I don't want to see the name Joker. I
Don't want to see the game Joker anywhere name there my shit cuz I'm no fuck all that nigga
Business 101 I made like a million dollar trailer for one of his one of his like streams
A million a trailer
No, I did not dumbass
Neither the most of the trailer was like 200 something
Was too what's 200 something nigga?
Mr. B speed one right the fake room. We want you rip the fake room idea from them with the g-fuel shit
We did our g-fuel production
Face-housing to the face-hounds and Kai and mr. Beast did it weeks earlier for their fourth of July shit Kai is like
He's like a you guys. Yeah, oh, he's like mr.
He's a bit he is the guy streaming. You know what I mean?
Yeah, I ain't a lot chat
It's only one project that I want to come out. I wanted to come out perfect. There's only one project chat
hunger games, bro
Hunger games is the last project that I want to come out per
Hunger games is like my top project that I need to come out perfect due to the fact that it's live and it's costly and
And it's tech and it's tech like the tech gonna be crazy
Oh my god
Too windy it wasn't way off. It was just the wind it was a tad off. It was a tad off
shit, oh
Shit, it's game time. Let's talk later
Step aside and it's a big man's job
The champ is here. I'm so fast, G.T.
GO GUNNELY! GO GUNNELY! GO!
GO GUNNELY! GO GUNNELY!
Quick, be in coach!
Yeah, feel what I'm saying. Hey, chat, we done came a long way from war and N.D.
We came a long way from war and N.D., chat!
It's the boy KC3000.
Nah, we all already.
Do y'all mind? Let's go.
Hey, tip off. Let the community know its levels.
Okay, Chad. Listen to me.
I know y'all are ready. I know y'all are ready.
I know y'all are ready. I know the army.
I know the mafia. It's ready to suit the fuck up.
And wow, wow, I know you guys are ready.
I know you guys are ready, okay?
I know you guys are ready.
But Chad, I'll let y'all know.
Did Travis just drop the music video?
Did Travis just drop the music video?
Kaisnet R-Piece?
Oh, shit, I need this.
Oh my God, I need this.
I need this.
He did.
Let me see it.
I need this.
Travis Scott.
Where?
This one?
Remind me to react to it.
Remind me to react to it.
Remind me to react to it.
Remind me, remind me.
After the reddit.
After the reddit.
After the reddit.
After the reddit.
Todd did not make it shot, right?
Like a three point shot.
The whole 5H championship shit.
The whole LBACs that he didn't make a single shot.
the horse. And I understand the little sky box. It's like, I looked at him, but he didn't
always look at him. No, I was really going to like, come on, bro. You gotta get, gotta
get one in, bro. Lift it. Put the shot. She was in the air. Swish. I had to make that
connection like that connection. No black. I'm saying that connection, bro's connection.
W connection
W Wafa
That's W connection right there. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck this is. This is fake
I don't know chat. I don't know why I see this and believed it. I don't know
Okay
You know I didn't call me, my nigga.
You feel what I'm saying?
Nah, Stephanie is funny for this.
Top five reason why Kai is the gold,
tallest man in LBA history, okay?
All-time scoring leader, that is true.
Had Ruby Rose pop out, that is true.
Never ducked matchups, that's a fact.
Unbeaten in LBA finals, that's a fact too.
That's all facts, bro.
Dead ass, this top fire is fucked.
Okay, first things first,
I don't know if y'all know,
but my sub record got broken today.
about my world record for streaming.
It got broke today.
No, no, somebody broke it.
Somebody took my record.
But look though.
No, no, Iron Mouse, okay?
I wanna go ahead and congratulate.
I wanna go ahead and congratulate Iron Mouse
for breaking my record.
Clap it off, clap it off.
Now Iron Mouse, clap it off.
But look though, W Iron Mouse, you feel what I'm saying?
She took the record.
She really did that, you feel what I'm saying?
But I promise one thing to my supporters
if that was broken.
You feel me?
So we're gonna have to see what happens in the future.
All right?
I
And if I can tell myself something at age 22, I would tell myself not to get in a relationship
Why is then they're like having a part-time job?
You really have to apply a lot of time and effort like you might be doing videos all day
And your girl get attitude when you're doing your last video like we're you gonna take me out to eat
Yeah, we know listen to me listen to me. Here's what I think if your girl get mad at you for working on what you got to work on
that's not the one for you bro okay I understand what he's saying but you got
to pack her up right there and then take me to the movies when we gonna go on a
date and it causes relationship problems in your real life that can affect your
content you might get mad I see what he's saying though your girl child I'm
telling you right now bro and niggas too niggas y'all too nigga the niggas too
your girl or your boyfriend should be your biggest supporter no matter what it
is like they should see the vision that you have so that you can be where you
want to be if that's your girl or that's your nigga they better be ready to
I'm telling you bro yeah you got to make time to do shit but if your nigga
really have certain points in that he really want to do and the only way he
can achieve it is by putting the time and the effort in to go to that next
Let him do it. I bet you don't have time one to say but you got to sacrifice some time to make sure that thing that you want to come
To life come to life and same with the niggas if your girl has a restaurant
She want to open up or if your girl has a fucking um if your girl really has a fire
I don't know like a fucking I don't know. She got some new makeup shit
She wanted to when she got to test all the products in for the next weekend
And she got stay at home and she got to do all these packages and test all the products and shit
You better be with there with her to
Put that label on that motherfuckin package nigga. If you see her with that dream nigga
Help her nigga
You feel me?
They might not want to stream the next day might not want to go to the studio the next day
Whatever like yeah, so I would tell myself I was 22. I would say bro just grind it out
Letter relationship happened. Yeah, but only happened when you feel comfortable in yourself as a man
I feel like you shouldn't get a relationship a relationship until you feel like a
A nigga can't DM your girl take your girl
Like if you feel like it's a nigga out there that's more lifting you more like
Stable than you that can take your girl. Yeah, then you ain't working hard enough
They go what?
Tom's little yes, I had two years ago
October 1st
two years ago
we had a hundred thousand around this time we were gaining ten thousand subs per stream and
And
LSF thought we were money laundering
Okay, and then we booted up a 24 hour stream
titled
What was it?
Poop about worth pooping pooping them wrong some shit like that and we had a hundred thousand
First 24 hour after this 24 hour it changed the game forever
This 24 hour made it that every other 24 hour you have to do some shit every hour
chat I'm not gonna lie bro from the subathons to the 24 hours the game has
changed a lot before you could be on this bitch for 24 hours and just play
games now you got to do crazy shit I'm sorry I was there were you really there
where you really dare though nigga what you really dare though nigga what you
really dare every single time my dumb ass had to do this looking like motherfucking
donkey from stretch was you there taking a picture every time put it on
Twitter was you there was you really don't was you really there were you
really there were there is 50 niggas in my room was you really you wasn't there
bro you wasn't there gang was you there was you really there nigga
I'm trying to hold you out of my
That's bigger
I feel like a nigga's I feel like a nigga's snatched my chain off
I work out I feel like a nigga's snatched my chain up my fucking neck and I got to get back
I feel like a nigga's snatched a chain off my fucking neck boy
I have to spin that boy
Hey, good
She did that one. She did her big one. Oh, she did her big one. She did her big one
That's not she did that
She did that.
She did that.
Do we make this an emo?
Hold on. Do we make this an emo?
My mom a long live lil' sena and I water my mouth.
Free the guys.
Long live lil' sena.
Like, little sena bro.
Little sena.
Like she died for it.
No, what was Lil' Sena say though chat?
Nah, real shit though.
Lil' Sena is no longer with us chat.
But what would she really say though game?
if she seen this shit bro what would she say though what would she tell me though
it's how bro no no summer what would she tell me bro you gotta drop safe okay
so look this is what we gonna do what would she tell me bro five four three
Two one
Go go go. Oh, yes, sir. Yes, I know if you know
No, I just gotta flare my stomach. I ain't gonna lie check
That's gotta I just I feel like hold on check the fuck that nigga
No alcohol, and I wasn't gonna try this shit LeBron go push it be an anus alcohol
And I wasn't gonna try it right wait. Hold on. We might have to go to the court after this
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Fuck they laugh.
Say pause, I'm gonna be the first nigga
to review this shit, chat, fuck this shit.
Nigga, am I glazing?
No.
Okay, maybe, nigga.
Once I seen this, I was like, bro, I'm a hooper,
this is the only chance I probably
would get to play in basketball.
You feel what I'm saying?
LeBron James Hellasy, very special.
You telling me if I drink this I become LeBron? What? You telling me if I drink this I become LeBron?
You know what, okay? Somebody like the IRL Cam is gone? No! Why the niggas leave? Ain't that all right, bro?
Okay, chat, I'm up. I ain't gonna lie. Here's what I'm gonna do, chat.
Yeah, I'm like I feel taller like I feel tall like I feel like
taller like
Fuck yeah, I feel taller, bro. Oh my fucking god
Spot more daddy. Oh, thanks for the fog get the pause
Fuck you mean daddy. Oh
Thanks for the fog get the thank you so much appreciate it
Yeah, I just had a doubt of deployment and my shit was literally five seven five eight
I think now I've got five nine, which is crazy
Cos potential. He's just ass
All right, but I bet
Bro
Can't with the ball
All right now that's five able
I forgot!
FUCKING GOD!
100 fucking gifted you crazy motherfucker!
How good life with the 100 fucking gifted you fucking crazy ass mother fucker!
Don't let me start a mafia method in this bitch!
Relax ya!
Don't let me start a mafia method in this bitch!
Relax!
Relax!
Oh my fucking god, how good life put the 100 fucking get that I fucking love you, man.
Kiss with your forehead, bro.
What the fuck?
Holy shit.
Lord Strangler with the five fucking gift it.
Holy shit.
I don't know, I might just back out the method.
I might just back out the method.
I don't know.
I might, I don't, I don't want to save the method.
Floyd Floyd Mars with the five get it yo
Bro ETA is not my roll calls on what are you talking about that is not my that's not me I
Want to save it? I think I'm gonna save the mafia method for the day
I gotta use the mafia method and anonymous with the five gifted appreciate you my heart. Thank you
If we ever was to run a shit back chat
30 days. How many do you guys think we can get? I ain't gonna lie it might get
great. I ain't gonna lie. I honestly think it'll get crazy.
He be forewarned us with the five gift and appreciate it.
Said I'm not gonna lie. I honestly feel like it'll get fucking bananas in this
bitch. You need a charity? I don't know. I don't know. I mean I don't want
I don't want to just do a charity because I want to get subs and shit
But I would want to do it. I'm gonna do a charity if it makes that like for something
That's really I really could do like I would really want one meal
You think I could get a million subs a million so it's crazy, but never say never
Check I remember bro. I check anything. It's pop. I'm telling you right now check anything. It's possible
I'm not gonna lie a million subs
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Just, just, just, just, just, just sit down!
Just, just, just, just, just, just sit down!
Fuck!
Oh, shit.
I don't know you, bro, they doubt it.
I ain't gonna lie, my chat, I ain't a lie.
I don't, I think my chat is the only chat
that you really wanna, like, I, bro, I ain't gonna lie.
I seen some chat on the last day of the mafia
and thought I think we went up like 40, 40,000 subs.
Martin, dude, the fuck, I depreciated.
I honestly feel like y'all was going
fucking bananas bro I'm not gonna lie I ain't I would never make me forget I
would never doubt MGM I'm not gonna lie I would never ever doubt MGM like this is
so weird why I keep treating him like a little kid this a grown-up right okay
now here's the thing about you tiny Tate the flower child you dumb bitch you
You, the Kendrick and Drake shit got your minds fried.
The Diddy shit got your niggas fried.
I'm absolutely doing a thing to where the kids
can be positive and have a positive light shining on them
with a sport related.
You feel me?
A lot of the recent events got your niggas fried
in the head and it's kinda sad, I'm not gonna lie.
It's kinda sad, I'm not gonna lie.
You feel me, but that's what happens when niggas do weird shit.
So I don't know.
But if you don't think this is part, like I don't know,
bro, like I've been doing the highlights on my IG in Nigeria
and I've been doing that where I'm cooking low niggas.
I'm cooking low niggas.
Ain't nobody, everybody know I'm a grown-ass adult.
Ain't nobody treating me like a little kid.
Fuck.
Kai's to not with a message.
After Iron Mouse has beaten Kai's previous sub-a-thon record
with his fundraiser, with his fundraiser,
put up a thaw in the bed.
Classes are mentioned without words.
Grab your popcorn, MGM, we may get more streams
sooner than we think.
Bro, this is just disgusting.
They didn't even post a part where you congratulated her.
The media trying to, I promised,
I promised one thing if it was broken.
Yeah, I congratulated.
Well, I did congratulate her.
I don't gotta prove nothing.
If they didn't do that, they didn't do that.
I was like, I ain't lying, I don't know.
Tough flick, nah, W pick.
W pic let me a W fucking pic. That's a double fucking pic sub at the time 25
sub at the time 2025 check
We know we coming bigger this time. Oh, yeah
Casa that
Has donated over 14 million Naira for a construction of a better school in Makoko
He has he has been assisting the principal with whatever he needs even after he left Nigeria prosperous and a guy
I went today to check on their progress report. This is for prosperity sake. Nah, yeah chat as this to this day
Martin's Martin 6 OVO. That's what I'll get to appreciate it chat as in today. We are working on
The school in Mococo still
I want to return in December to see how I was looking, but I wanted to be perfect
So I want new uniforms. I want I want a lot of shit. I'm not gonna lie, bro
So when I went over there, that shit made me sad as fuck.
So I want like uniforms, I want like good air, I want like, you feel me a lot of shit.
We're still working on it, we're still working on it.
We're still working on it.
Congrats, congrats to, congrats to Prime.
Wait, Prime is a dad?
Holy shit, congrats.
Side quest complete, you damn right.
What the fuck?
But niggas be so mad at Kai, but them niggas don't work like that little nigga, man, they don't, bro.
I can see this shit firsthand, bro. They don't work like this niggas, bro. They don't, man.
What are you hating on? Damn, son. I'm hating on hard work.
Why are you SSS?
That's WMS, that's WMS and I ain't gonna lie, bro.
Yeah, I haven't been seeing a lot of streams recently
cause right now I have things that when it comes,
y'all are gonna be like, holy shit.
And when it's here, I ain't gonna lie, bro.
A lot of my time, I'm gonna vent to y'all a little bit.
Can I bet, can I bet y'all a little bit
about what's really going on, Chat?
Can I bet, can I bet?
Ah, Chat with like, with like A and P,
my personal shit, and then you got my personal life.
I don't really have time to do shit that I wanna do.
Like, it's out, like it's over with.
Like all, all like fun shit, it's over with.
I can't do it no more.
Like, it's over with.
But here's what I believe in.
I believe that when God give you something,
it's gonna be time and tribulations
to where he tests you to see what you're gonna do with it.
He's gonna bless you enough
to where you have to go a long time
and maintain that blessing.
And it's up to you if you wanna work hard or not
or get comfortable.
You feel what I'm saying?
I feel like it's a calling
for me to not have fun right now.
I can't do what I wanna do
until what I wanted, until what I had to do was finish.
You know, I go by this saying from Roman Atwood,
do what you have to do so you could do what you want to do.
And that's facts.
God, I see somebody saying in the chat, God isn't real.
Brother, I'm telling you, you have to,
you have to just, you may not think it's,
you may not think it's real
because I feel like you're not,
you're not, you're not, you're not,
you don't have enough faith, bro.
Tell me right me that it's about each other.
What the fuck to appreciate it?
Okay, I could see you firsthand, bro.
I'm not going loud, bro.
He is gay.
He is, bro.
I'm telling you he is, bro.
He is the way my life got aligned
and the things that I've been through
to where I'm at now,
I will not be here without God.
I'm telling you in life,
when you get blessed,
it is up to you to get on that point
Well, you got to be at and determine
if you want to put in that hard work
and do what you got to do, child.
I'm telling you, bro, I'm gonna keep it honest.
When I ain't gonna lie, Chad,
when that sub-record got broken,
that shit motivated the fuck out of me.
I feel like I was called,
like I feel like it was like God saying like,
I feel like it was awesome shit was like,
Kyle, you did so much stuff.
You feel what I'm saying?
You're doing mad stuff right now.
If this happens right now, and I give you the ball,
what is you gonna do with it?
You feel me?
And it's like, hey!
Lord, I can't get comfortable, Lord.
I can't get comfortable, Lord.
You feel me?
I can't get comfortable, bro.
No matter what it is, Chad, I ain't gonna lie, bro.
Never get comfortable.
No matter how much you don't wanna do something.
No matter what, bro.
Don't ever get comfortable, bro.
Now, real shit, that's real shit.
Whether it's basketball, whether you a fucking mechanic, whether you the burgers nigga be the best at what you do, nigga
Stay busy nigga stay humble to stay busy and go to work keep your head down and go to work go to work go to work
So that way a day come and people gotta remember you for something they can always say you know what?
that person right there went crazy and
One thing you got to remember is you only live once
Like I don't understand why people don't be doing certain shit cuz nigga like you only live once in his life
And and and what's your done? You're done
Like you only got one life to live bro. So what the fuck is you doing like now? This is real shit
I swear to God. Yeah, this is real shit. Think about it. You got one life and
one chance
To do what you want to do
What are you doing?
That's real shit, man
It's real shit
You want to just keep literally building up you want to just keep talking to some every single time?
Yeah, your own competition. What's that? What's that word chat?
Comparisons is like thief of joy or some shit. What is that? What is the same chat? Don't look at nobody else
You may see some people achievements and just downplay yours like you not that nigga, bro. I ain't gonna lie you that nigga game
Comparison and steeper joy, yes.
Nigga, you that nigga, bro.
To that girl, you is that girl, bro.
King, you is that girl, bro.
And you that nigga, bro.
Nigga, if you better than yourself yesterday,
you're already winning.
I ain't gonna lie, bro.
Not real shit.
That's real shit.
Okay, shut the fuck up.
What the fuck?
I miss Nikki!
Don't try to stand by shit.
W Nikki man, W Nikki.
I miss Nikki.
Watch part one first.
I'm gonna give you a context.
Nike sends me over a gift box.
I tell my friend, you know what guys?
I can have a Nike gift box.
What happens?
I gave them to Mikey.
They fighting over.
You think I'm not going to eat and sound dumb?
I'm going to eat.
I have to fuck you.
You just ask for more chicken.
I thought you were going to give me that chicken.
No, you're going to ask for more chicken.
You said we want more chicken.
You want a fucking clut?
No.
No.
BEEP!
I'm not saying that.
That on the chat hate me because I open the argument to chat.
You see him stalling with us, right?
The W's stream, we have fun.
He has fun.
Love days.
The argument.
Fuck the niggas.
Can't know.
Fuck that shit, Puga.
Fuck that shit.
He want to argue with us.
I don't want to argue.
W's-
Puga and Dads might need a podcast.
Puga and Dads might need a podcast called We Don't Know What the Fuck We Talking
About.
That ass.
That's what y'all make us need to do.
BEEP!
I'm just making a video because I'm just tired of him this hood niggas. He's a bougie. He's a bougie hood nigga
This nigga's dick riding. That's called dick writing
He's going to a basketball game. You were sitting court side. Why the fuck do you got a book bag?
Why you sitting court side?
These niggas had an argument
about fucking each other's exes?
Like how the fuck do you even think of that?
These niggas started arguing
cause Punga said he wanna fuck time Lil X.
Like nigga, what?
How the fuck you even like hell like,
how the fuck can't even talk about
fucking each other like what?
I was like, for me, for me, I don't give a fuck on nothing.
Fuck all of them! I stepped out of the boat, but you told me to be!
No! Like, what the fuck is he talking about?
The A&P podcast. Should we do it? Yes or no?
I love that shit.
Get out!
It's only a million times. Goddamn.
I cut your ass!
I don't know, baby.
Yes, I am here with my African sister, Ruby Rose.
What's up girl? What? Why was it so important for you to come here, be here tonight and support Kai and his dream of being a basketball player?
I just love Kai so much. That is my brother, so I don't know how to come support him.
Now that you've seen him play a little bit, what do you think of his skills?
Kai is doing his damn thing. I love him.
Do you think he's a better basketball player or a better streamer?
I'm gonna have to go stream right now.
He's pretty good at that.
Thank you so much for your time, bro. You're beautiful.
Mafia is time!
Boy, y'all so gullible. I seen this.
Everybody was saying that I was on Dirk album.
Chad, that shit is so fake.
Ay, our niggas bit the fucking bait.
Our niggas bit the bait!
Oh my god!
It's over. Dirk, Dirk. It's over, nigga.
The run is over. You see it behind you.
Oh my, oh my God.
See this comment under Phantom Vid,
I think it's a good point.
A&P's problem is that they become too individualized
and independent, they got their own content going on,
while the A&P YouTube channel has not been growing.
It's come to a point where people will know who Phantom is
but have no idea who Agent or the other guys are.
I don't know, but the A&P needs to change their whole
outlook on the format.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay?
Okay, you see me.
I wanna tell y'all something, okay?
Yo, your niggas is not understanding.
Here, no.
No, y'all have to understand me.
AMP, and I will stand by this,
AMP is the most diverse group on the internet.
I'm not talking about diversity between individuals.
I'm talking about diverse on-between platform.
We do YouTube, we stream.
It's come to a point where Duke
could just be known for having a lot of hoes.
this come to a point where niggas only know Duke for having bitches then he
got niggas that know him from 2k then he got niggas that know him from streaming
then he got niggas that know him from amp we got a YouTube channel that's
closing in on 10 million views so now what happens if we get busy
hypothetically speaking I'll play in the LBA Chris got a two week fucking
Marathon and his dumb ass can't fucking beat
Now we got a schedule out
We have to stack on videos for longevity of it. So like we got a chat, you know, I'm standing right
The videos that amp record subs. I meant subs. I meant the videos that amp record
Amps a whole different circle like oh my god. I'm like, I don't explain it. There's no other group that like really
He has successfully done YouTube and taken over like fully takeover like I'm talking about like oh my god
I don't want to say this the wrong way cuz all these things pretty good
All these things pretty good, but like I'm talking about like individual channels to
Sidemen though Sidemen don't stream though. They don't they okay. Look. Okay. Look. Here's what I'm trying to say
So Sidemen got
Sidemen got YouTube or lock
Okay, look, y'all can't hear me, you're missing out.
Faze got streaming on lock.
They don't got YouTube on lock and streaming on lock.
You understand what I mean?
Does that make sense?
Yes, they are very dominant in streaming 100%.
But the YouTube side of shit, if you watch some AMP,
you can scroll through those videos
and be like, damn, it's the crazy YouTube channel.
Holy fuck.
Damn, they all stream too?
What the fuck?
And damn, they all got individual shit they gotta do?
You feel me?
So, that's why, that's not, A&P has to like,
it's gonna be hard, it's not easy.
I'm not gonna lie.
One of my mother is not, it's not easy.
So we gotta make sure that the YouTube videos
that we wanna record, get recorded correctly, okay?
Like the level of YouTube videos that we do
It's crazy chat, like look at this shit.
I wanna show y'all something real quick.
If A&P was just like, fuck it?
Like let me show y'all.
If A&P was just like, fuck it, we all gon' stream.
Duke, Davis, Danum, Chris, Agent, Kai.
Fuck YouTube for a little bit.
We all gon' fully, fully, fully, fully stream.
It'll be crazy.
Imagine Duke streaming for a week straight.
Oh, fucking, David streaming for a week straight.
Bro, gang, look at the main, no, look at,
A&P has its own YouTube support base.
Look at these numbers, bro.
Look at this.
And it's been a minute since we uploaded.
That's why we got videos in the talk.
We got videos in the talk
that's gonna last us for the rest of the year.
You feel me?
But if he was like, yo, fuck streaming,
let's go straight to YouTube.
You feel what I'm saying?
awesome YouTube dominant shit.
Then it'd be crazy.
But if we try, Snake NYCB came up with the fact that,
if we was literally like, hey,
let's fully balance it out.
And that's talking about with fandom schedule,
Duke schedule,
my schedule,
agent schedule.
And we found a perfect balance where we're turning down.
We're sacrificing sponsorships
that we have to fly out for,
commercials we gotta be in, fucking.
He sacrifice all that shit, it'll be a lot easier.
But, we got some crazy shit, I'm not gonna lie.
But AMP, I ain't gonna lie.
AMP got some crazy shit, so we're both YouTube
and streaming is gonna be crazy.
So, that's it, that's it.
It's not as easy as before,
Like chat like before we was like has so much free time
Now it's like damn. They're like, bro
I don't think I understand now, bro
Like a lot of the shit that I see on today's internet stems from amp like a lot of shit like from words
from from Riz from glaze
To fucking a lot of it from fandom tags to fucking a lot of stupid dumb internet shit
Hey chat chat chat y'all so got the Kaisen that meal yeah, we got the Kaisen that meal
I bet let me get three large Kaisen that meals are large. We just got small extra small of course they do
I don't get a phantom text me extra small Kaisen that meals with extra red sauce and sturdy nuggets a play that shit
Oh
Yeah, he's been to a couple of my parties. I've given that he's a cool kid got a lot
But like I said before my party's ain't for just anyone
Kai's still a relatively new player in the industry
So I don't usually have him on my guest list
But hey, I like to throw a bone to the up-and-comers every now and then you feel me. Oh
Fuck no
Cos not LBA basketball at it
Oh, turn me up. Oh my gosh.
Come on.
WLBA season. Yo, I really look like a fucking hooper. Holy shit, I'm a fucking loser.
You don't like having me in your personal space like this
He steps even closer to you his tall figure towering over you Duke Smurfs as he gets even closer
He grabs your waist
Causing you to press up against him. I like this spot better. Don't you?
Yo bro get the
Chuckles and puts you in a bear. Oh
Come in. Oh, that's good. Hey, I didn't come for a hey. Hey, I didn't come from the come
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, I said yo, y'all here?
And then, hey, hey, hey, listen to me, bro.
Hey, I'm telling you.
I mean, we coulda real quick.
I could drink.
I mean, it's not true.
Jack, no, Jack, one box closed.
But, Jack, I could sip the honey
and release even nicer McCord with a few shots real quick.
Nigga, you don't think I could make five shots?
Two shots.
Yeah, two for 10.
Two for 15?
Nah, he's shot crazy.
No, but I didn't have the LeBron shit, nigga!
I have no broad DNA right here nigga.
Bro switch it to right now.
Load it up.
Nah niggas is bugging, nah.
What am I gonna be having?
I'm gonna give you 10 shots.
10 shots.
You gotta make more than two.
Okay what the fuck.
You gotta switch right now.
Hold on.
Where's it at?
All right where that one?
Yeah, it's on the screen.
It's on the music.
It's still on the music, hold on.
Hold on chat, can you hear me at desktop?
Check, can you hear me?
Is it back?
Can you hear me at this time?
Okay, I'm gonna switch back to the second,
I'm gonna switch back to the camera.
Spam, you.
Hold on, Jack, stand by.
Jack, stand by.
Keep in mind, Jack, my knee is still fucked up.
Jack, keep in mind, my knee is still fucked up,
by the way.
How are you the fuck up?
Hey, bitch.
Watch your mouth.
Chat
Do predicts right now predicts right now
More than two shots made out of ten a set and out of ten attempts
Yes, or no predicts right now
More than two shots made out of ten attempts. Yes or no
Chat do y'all see the visual of that though don't know I don't know
Chubby bus right now
From the team from the ping from the king from the ping why that shit in my head
Yeah, am I good? Yeah, I'm here
But the desktop
I clicked it hey, hey you hold on chat. Oh my
Hold on chat
Ew, and what does it look like that? Oh hell nah bruh
But what has black butter I roll came has black bars. Is it even in the right settings?
Nick it's a square
So I told me to square
It's not full screen. It has like black bars on it. Is it in the right?
Nick is you sure?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
okay it's working oh what was it what was the setting the shooting all right
back so look at what I'm gonna do chat I got LeBron Hennie his DNA is found in
this Hennie if I make more than two out of ten shots I'm him run pedics nah I'm
drinking this shit I'll shut up the fucking bottle surprise it's up chat I
I got a fucking bridge surprise nigga. I got a bridge w upgrade to the house w upgrade w attachment nigga
W what's what's too loud? How is it too loud?
Nigga, it's not too loud nigga. Look at that nigga
Listen, I got LeBron's Hennessy his actual DNA
You have some bro. Okay. Look, I got his actual DNA
Which means if I drink this bro, I can literally be lakai nigga
Okay, I can literally be the kind nigga. Why don't you just be in it right now?
You want a shot? Yeah, I bet I really do like that boy. It's out of both
Yeah, take some all right cuz LeBron
All right, I don't look at him chat. Let's see how he plays after he takes it
Okay, my turn chat watch this LeBron Hennessy
Oh my chest so far. Ain't that our ball? Ain't that our ball?
Come on bro, I feel that bitch. Oh I feel the problem.
Oh, there's even other shit. Oh my fucking god of balls!
Now that ass, where's all the balls at? I'm him.
He's in me bro. He's in me boy. He drank that shit nigga.
We done found a glitch nigga. Oh shit.
I'm a glitch nigga watch this. This boy fucking sucks, too. Fucked up check
So what you gotta say now? I meant more than two like it what you gotta say now. All right nigga
For 10
Nigga the first 10 shots I mean three
Pay them niggas
Inside you right? He's so deep inside you right now
Right
You just involve yourself you have him deep inside you
They go watch me watch me make this good to LeBron is me watch if you got LeBron you go
Wow, I can't do I can't I can't don't got nothing to me right now chat. I guess I know
Yes, they know yes or no, bro. Give me a drink. Give me a drink. What a drink at
the tip at
You know
Ever since I've been drinking this LeBron shit, I feel like I'm different. Oh
Fuck LeBron give me a powder don't perfection. Oh
Shit, I need fucked up. Oh dream brazen. What is that and Davis?
Because it is a cheetah this nigga right here to try hard bro. Yeah, there's a try hard, bro
Yo, baby
Chat, but let me see the chat about the chat chat. Do y'all want to see me do 500 with Asian and Davis out there?
I'm a win
I'm alive well cuz I'm an LBA champion, bro
Can't let me know this to stop because I don't know
And I'm injured right now
So I am but my knee
Shit
Look at how much more what oh, I'm tired, bro
Asia
Whoever wins is the best basketball player in the MP
It's larger than me.
Hey, yo.
I be looking at my boy.
It's over for that light, boy.
Yo, Chad, how do y'all got winning?
Me, Agent on Davis, giving 500.
You gotta know how 500 works.
You shoot, you shoot, you shoot.
Once you make one, that's 100 in the bank.
If you get 100 to the other player,
you got to go, so now to get 500.
Airballs 50, missed shots.
On a mage shot is 100.
100, 200, 300, make that 100.
I don't know.
Y'all should know.
Y'all little niggas should know how far to work if y'all niggas is real hopers they got Davis winning that
They say Davis gonna win. I don't have no niggas. I'm either what you do. Yo, oh
What is he talking about? All right, here we go. All right, we're starting here. We go. Oh fuck
Now you're an agent dick
Nick, get off of your dick!
Nick, I love LeBron the most.
Nick, you're the only one that really, really love LeBron.
You would suck his dick.
I do. I love LeBron.
But like, not up to suck his dick, you would suck his dick.
Yes, yes you would.
You would suck LeBron and Kanye.
The ultimate threesome.
Get off, no!
Is that supposed to go in this rotation, Nick?
No, it's not it's supposed to go this way
What I had the best out of all your teeth go ahead you see this was it is weird
Maybe this was it's so dumb. I
Fuck it. That's 50. He got 50. Yeah. Why why?
Able nigga
You're probably gonna get three of those.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
Get this fucking guy out of here.
Oh my God, give it.
No it's not.
Here we go.
Snigga blooming the alcohol.
Am I a permit to make a shot?
Yeah, that's a hundred.
I got 150.
I got 150.
I got a hundred.
What are you talking about?
What's my parents?
No, he hit it.
Backboard?
No rear-measured ball?
Yes or no?
You hit the backboard and don't hit rims.
That is not an air ball, dumb fuck.
You know if you...
Yo, you said...
Nigga, that you fucking stupid?
That's air ball, gang.
Petite avenue.
Yo, does the shot clock reset?
Yes or no?
Sick man.
Are we in the NBA?
Oh, now it's already in the NBA.
Yeah, hi.
Yeah, hi, buddy.
Nigga, that's not a fucking air ball.
That's what rough for me, gang.
Nigga, fuck you when you ref skills, Nigga.
Fuck you when you're...
Nigga, fuck you!
I never do that.
I got zeroes, dude.
I got it on it.
You're losing the most right now. Come on. I just stepped it up, bro. Oh fuck
That's all right 250
150 he's fucking you now. He's fucking you like LeBron's fucking you
The 50 what the fuck
450 that's another no, it's not
No, it's not
Now it's down to real hoopers
Your only pro hoop is an AMP because how much you at 350 a car make a fucking shot
This thing hasn't missed. Oh, he hasn't missed. Come on. Yeah
Oh
Yes, bitch
So what a bitch to what a bitch catch up. That's what it
Nah
It is cool
Look at that nervous now
Who's it you?
200
Yeah!
I'm gonna go nigga
Petite Aberdeen
Yo make it
Lock in
Lock in about 350
Lock in
Lock in boy
Lock in
That's like it
That's like it
That was LeBron versus LeBron
Wait, I actually got
Yo, wait hold on
Davis, I got some shit
I got some shit that's gonna make you play better
What?
Hold on, stay right here
I got something better. IQ chat. 200 IQ. That's an axe, Henny. So if he drinks this, he plays
ass. 200 IQ chat. 200 IQ, nigga. 200 IQ. Okay. 200 IQ. 200 IQ.
Naves, I got some shit for you, bro. If you drink this, you're gonna play better,
boy. Where's he at? Here, drink this, boy.
Potion
Yo, yo, yo play better. Please for you have one. No, don't but you play better. It's one of one
You go
You actually play good as fuck. So drink that got cost in that DNA. It got cod DNA in it
What in it cod DNA?
Bo pay it drink that bitch
Jigging it, jigging it, yeah jigging it, right.
Nega, what's in this?
Now, Word 2 is frustrating.
Oh, you opened it for the first time.
Well, you played good, you played good.
Yeah, surprise me, you just drank my nut.
Now we're gonna have a shoot off.
Best of the five shots, come on,
and you gotta walk up the court, okay?
Yeah, your ass is drunk.
Best of the five shots, go.
What?
Best of the five shots.
I'm gonna catch him.
Knaps in him
Nah, nah, he's that ass
You know I'm saying potential bro making these shots you gotta you have a decent shot on my shins hurt
You two out of five one for something me two for seven
Yeah, how much that
Four for nine
All right, baby tie we got LeBron Hennessy you drink this you got LeBron in your body
What's it go LeBron, you don't drink man, but this is LeBron inside your body
What happens look what happens?
Play 500 was good. Oh shit, but I'm a fucker. Wait, where's the camp?
Nah, I got that
He didn't drink the whole bottle chat for Christmas, you know remember
No, that's not true.
Oh, God, he gave me that.
Oh, God, I gave you that for Christmas.
When? What?
He showed you.
He showed what? He showed you.
Man, bro, am I tripping right now?
What, bro?
Now, you don't remember me getting finna more, Richie?
Now, you guys are gaslighting me right now.
You mean the figures?
What?
Oh, it's the Timberlake.
No?
No.
No.
I'm gonna get him a Richie.
That's real?
Yeah.
What was it?
was in an amp you know it was on stream
you got cat I just put it on what crazy bro look yeah that shit that's
gorgeous just say rich amir right check me scratch my back that's gorgeous okay
most of y'all so it was a whole new room right yeah I think it's like your
Carries like hardest shit right?
How about you break them and just woke up?
They can't do it, like you're right above me
What you doing?
Gotta make it easy
What the hell bro, shit
Look at this shit
Look at this shit
Shit in the grove
Should I chat?
You want it to...
We just play fire on it
Bro, you upstairs gang?
Tell me how to bro
I
Now they say he gonna win, but I know he got the shot, he got the shot right now.
I know it's 6 for 6 again bro.
David's got the shot right now.
What?
I don't see him.
He seems more like shit.
What?
All my bad bro, I ain't even right here.
Alright, come on.
Agent Davis.
Yo, say to him, if you shoot a shot, it hits straight backboard, no rim, is it
air ball?
Thank you!
This dumbass Canadian.
That's a fake it.
Air ball, you gonna hit your shit.
Thank you!
Thank you
I mean wait, but if I shoot and it goes if I shoot and hit the square we go straight net without hitting rim
Is that a year ball?
Yeah, but we're not in the NBA
I
The best game AP is called 500 or the court that means if he misses
Okay, I'll finish it wrong. I don't know. I'm trying again
No
Welcome to the AP 500
I bet
Yo, Davis come in bro. We're doing the intro
We do an AMP video.
We do an AMP video, yeah.
We do an AMP video.
Come on, come on.
All right, here we go.
Yeah, we do that.
After what you say.
Are you introducing?
Yeah.
Welcome back to a brand new
AMP video, man. Today we play
AMP 500.
I'm here with
AMP Fernando.
This person after me misses it 100% name every airball is 50 and let's do it when I add up
Don't miss nigga
We're so close to 100,000 make sure to subscribe to the channel make sure you subscribe to the channel, bro
What are you doing hitting the notification subscribe, man? Come on, bro. Stop playing
Let's go
I got 250, let's go.
I got 212, you got 250, you got 250 Davis, you air ball, put your 200, 400 is crazy
gang.
Eliminate it, I'ma make it.
And Asia, you got 250, there's 200 on the line right now.
Oh shit, is he clutch?
400 he got 400
400 versus 400 you gotta make this you gotta make it you gotta hit it you gotta hit
Come on. All right, yo ready? Yeah, all right. Are you ready? Come on. We're aging that
come on yo what's going on y'all we back with another A.M.Y.
Y'all like part one so much that we are here for part two of A.M.P. 500.
Today, I'm here my boy A.M.P. Fano.
We got A.M.P. Davis.
Let's make sure to get 50,000.
Let's get into it. The rules are simple. Somebody said long live Duke.
Let me give my spot. Let me give my spot. Let me give my spot real quick.
It's the part two banger, bro, we gotta switch it up for the culture bro subscribers out
there, bro.
All right, how we looking?
All right, you gonna start it off.
We go.
You scared nigga
Yeah, you thought up my god 50 50. Oh my fucking god
Here we go
Hey, I don't know. This is embarrassing now
Yo, get your wukong looking ass up a fucking spot
yo you got a hundred, Feta got a hundred
yo Feta put a hundred in the bank
oh it's 100
200, cuz got 200
ah shh
yeah I can't do it no more
hold on turn that down
oh you got 100
Chris I ain't gonna lie
oh my fucking gosh
yo I can't see no more
ah shh
this is embarrassing ya'll come on bro
He got to one it David got to one it yo, what the fuck is it why would you do that?
All right Chris go ahead
Now he honest hustling right now
It's the ball, man.
From the team, from the ring.
Right there.
Yo, come on.
Let's make some shots, y'all.
All right, let's go.
Let's go, gang.
Come on, knock down, knock down.
All right, all right.
You got 300, Chris.
I got 200.
300, gang?
He made three on you.
He made three on you.
No, I made three on you.
He made three on you.
Yes.
Jack, Chris got 300, right?
I got zero.
Stop taking everything off. What the fuck blood. This is Jordan. Oh
I saw how much you guys
As you got 350
It gets to a point dude, I got 200 150 plus 200
You put on fucking God, you can't just say your fucking life you fucking trash
Your fucking don't go rebound nigga
You can even be back. I got 20 20 come on KC come on KC
Okay, so it's Phantom Davis on KC. This is ass
Really? Oh my gosh. How much you got Davis? Oh somebody tell me give me a jump shot tutorial please.
Davis. Yes! I said you out. No didn't get it. No didn't get it. I was on that.
Hang! That's air ball. No air ball! I hit something. You know what, play it on the score right now chat.
Let's go right now, chat.
So now it's Davis versus KC.
What y'all got, how many points?
200 each, it's high.
You both got 200.
Here we go.
I'm a good art right there.
To learn Trinidadese.
300, fuck.
I'm pretty sure it's Trinidades.
Matthew, you saw the tie, you made one.
You'll never beat me.
Wait, it's you?
No, you missed.
Yeah, you'll never beat me.
You'll never beat me.
You'll never beat me.
Oh, fucking gosh.
What's up, man?
I got one for you, eat me.
Oh, it slipped!
Yes! 450! 450! 450!
I can't airball, basically.
Let's go KC. Let's go.
I never lose the KC in hoops.
Let's go. Let's go. Get off my court, bitch.
Oh! I'm full hundred.
450.
Oh, shit. First of all, airball.
I'd like to thank the Academy.
I'd thank my mom. I'd like to thank Pharaoh.
I'd like to thank Duke, man. He has somewhere in Germany right now.
I'd like to thank the German bitches, please.
I want to thank God!
Hey!
Move the floor!
Now y'all can move the floor!
Airball! Airball!
Watch out!
Do sound with that! Do sound with that!
Do sound with that!
Bitch!
Bitch!
You're done!
You miss it done!
You're not that tough nigga!
Damn bitch!
I think I'll lose the costume at the third.
From the ring, from the ting, it's my crown, it's my ting.
Come on bitch
Come on
It's nice body y'all I don't understand. It's nice body
Smash like button subscribe
About hit 10 million
There's a note about right there, and I wonder what he's doing right now. I don't know
Come on chat. I'm my niggas. I want to go back to streaming
Y'all know you have a good fucking night, nigga.
Walk up the court.
Chattie, walk up the court just like that, Chatt.
Chatt, W, that's W exit, that's W exit.
That's W exit, like, I won't sign today.
Oh, why is it so hot in here?
I won't sign today, nigga.
I won't sign today, nigga.
Fuck you, time out.
Fuck you, time out.
All right, bet, bet, skate, where is the motherfuckers?
Where are we at?
Where we at all right interest check if we're back say yes
Check if we're back say yes check if we're back say yes all the Henny. Oh, then you give me
Yeah, that's the wrong shit man, that's the LeBron Henny nigga
Anything is possible nigga
All right check that was W. That was that was W. Whoop sesh
Check out that was a W. Who says check you smell bitch you smell nigga
Fuck wash your hands, bro. Why are we acting like our niggas a sanitary like I hate bro? I ain't gonna lie, bro
I'm gonna speak my mom real quick. These niggas be acting like they so perfect check
I be acting like y'all so perfect, bro
w82,000 check take a shower right now. What the fuck
my hands right now bro w daniel in the fucking chat now w daniel in the
chat w fucking Daniel WCB W crew W everybody
there we go chat it smells like docks that ass in here but guess what I don't
I don't care anymore!
Bounce that ass off of this bitch.
I'm not gonna lie.
Horse in here?
Smells like bounce that ass in here.
Oh yeah, we gaming tonight.
Don't worry, oh yeah.
Don't fucking worry.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, don't you worry nigga.
Don't you fucking worry.
Hold on, I gotta sign into my shit.
Order food for what?
Yes sir Ski.
Yes sir Ski.
Okay.
Wait, we're not done with the Reddit though.
The Reddit is not finished yet.
It's not finished
Check the reddit is not finished the reddit is not finished
Can somebody go to goat go to somebody's lick me the reddit. We're gonna zoom through the reddit, okay?
32 months of my valid for a free PC
Yeah, nobody told y'all they love y'all today nigga. Guess what?
I love y'all niggas reverse plaque boy reverse
If nobody told y'all I love y'all I love y'all niggas man
Yes, sir. In case nobody told y'all niggas, man. Why is my room so fucking hot?
That boy Casa not a room
Casa not a man he went in his bag with this one that boy turned into a father
Soft-ass boys need to go right to the beach. Oh my fucking god. Oh
My gosh
There I seen this
Yeah, you like a whole lot of stuff for what I hear.
Don't get to that one.
You won't get to that one.
This is why, this is why we can't have nice stuff.
Ah, ah.
Y'all see?
Talo, see what I'm about to tell you.
That nigga got crackheads dancing.
What the fuck, chat?
LBA photos, chat.
Tough or ass?
Tough, tough, tough.
Check, can y'all see me being a dad, chat?
Check, can y'all see me being a good dad, chat?
Can y'all see me being a good ass dad, me and a good ass father?
Hot Shack!
Shack, once I have a kid that's that nephew, alright?
Alright now.
Once I have a kid that's that nephew, okay Shack?
It's tough, boy!
What the fuck? W Brooklyn Net.
Who's your favorite content creator?
Janky Rondo?
Maybe, going off on the command or something.
Going off on his favorite team, so that's been funny.
I don't know why those cars had a bigger brake!
Between one of those two...
Come on, everybody, right in it?
Probably Juleski.
Um...
Like, that picture was back in 2016.
From Streamers or YouTube.
Nice to know that it's one of them.
Matthew...
W!
Yeah, the one that was...
You!
My guy!
He asked for the phone.
The phone.
He didn't hide any of these.
Damn! I got emotional!
Juleski.
Funny.
You man, come on.
I'm gonna tell you how it is, I'm gonna get upset.
I don't know, man.
I don't know that guy.
He's...
I don't know that guy for those kind of things.
Yo
Chaitra they can give me a 10 day yo this any
This any any NBA team out there. This is a message to them check get this much to the NBA
Any NBA team willing to give me a 10-day contract. Trust me. I won't
Listen to me, bro, any and look if there's any
Team out there in the NBA that is willing to give me a 10-day contract look I could play for 30 seconds
I don't give a fuck listen to me any team just give me a 10
Listen, just give me a 10 day contract, please
Please 10 days. Look look I could fuck around and just be the bench nigga
I could be the nigga to bet you look look I don't go fuck or play 30 seconds
Just make me a whatever bro, and let me stream that bitch back
During practice and shit. Okay 10 day contract, please bro or a 20 minute contract like something bro
Let me get something like let me get something bro, please any team out there that is willing to give me a 10-day contract
Let me know boy
Okay
This is the funniest one out of everything chat this argument right now right here is the funniest shit
She didn't show the full thing
Fuckin' shit, that's not me for that.
Go!
It's the same as your fuckin' shit.
You done the fucking shit.
What is that fuckin' head?
That's that head, he got your sweats.
Fuck your sweats, fuck your sweats, fuck your shirt.
He'll stick it in the head.
You got these sweats, what are you talkin' about?
You follow me, but I didn't fucking talk about it.
You see, wait, hold on, you got these sweats.
So what they tell you, Chet?
He's a fuck.
But I told Dads and Punga they should start swimming.
Oh, that'll leave a follow.
Dads and Punga's is swimming, playing video games.
That shit will be so fuckin' funny, bro.
Like I was like, I need to do that and get out of my shell.
So I DM'd agent to be like,
if you ever wanted to collab and you're an awesome,
like let me know.
And then going from that to like being on a stream with him
and like Kai's knows me and is interacting with me,
like if you would have asked me last year
if I'd be doing this, I would say fuck no.
And then the year before that,
if you would have asked me what I was doing that year,
I would have said fuck no.
Like think about that, it's so crazy.
W.
No fucking way.
Jody!
Jody.
Jody.
Nah, WTM over and W Kai.
Bro, I'm so happy because literally my birthday is coming up and I've been working so hard
right now.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Wait.
And am I actually getting an iPhone 16?
You really are getting one and we reached out to a few people who were surprising
from costume with phones. Oh my God, you're welcome. And just seeing your last
twitch message. Happy early birthday. What? Update.
I wonder if you know. Look, yes it. What it means to find your dreams come true.
Now, what the fuck? The real question is, are you a viewer?
No, I'm talking about Agent 0000.
Ah, Agent 0000.
Well, I don't have a boyfriend now.
I want to focus on my stream, my community, and myself.
Agent and I broke up about eight months ago.
Shit!
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
Dude, I knew it, bro!
I told you, I knew it!
Why did you hide it for so long?
Wait, what?
I didn't know people noticed it.
How long have you known?
I've known since the first flight not the first time. That was the second time. I felt the energy. I felt the energy
Three years. How did you know?
Nah, they really dating. You said what? Oh, yeah
Is there cameras that drive thru's my nigga?
Cuz I about had it. I about had it nigga. She's he's been stink the booth for the fucking voice my nigga
Is that okay this camera's at night okay all right all right all right can I get a cookout
tray?
Uh...
Cookout tray?
Damn fat ass!
I had the weirdest dream about Duke Dennis bro.
I'm so mad I had to wake up he was finna fuck the shit out of me.
Wait I looked at the Shae's house I woke up looked at the Shae and saw...
Bro what the fuck does shit shit mean bro?
How do you find a look at me inside?
He came.
What the fuck is you talking about?
I thought we was just good.
That's why your fucking farts smell like fucking death,
my nigga.
Why you always doing that shit?
You fighting in front of me and shit like that.
I know that, bro, your shit smell like pure death,
pure manure.
How does your body do that shit?
How does your inside really put that shit out,
bro, stop smoking cigarettes, bro, real shit,
I ain't never smell like fucking death, bro
Oh, she be spawning in so randomly chat
Oh, she's sponsored so random, bro
I gotta get
Damn, that's crazy 300,000 subscribers. I want to say one thing my world record for sure. I broke today
Somebody took my record
I'm also feel what I'm saying, but I promise one thing to my supporters if that was broken
They go what?
I'm doing some stuff. Is this was he actually watching? I hope this thing it has the mental 42 for another sub-a-thon
nigga why you ever seen this this is different this is different from a sub
thought on a sub thought is fun nigga out of the ring was fun but it wasn't
fun it was stressful nigga that ass
She has no idea what she doing in college
That makes it as she makes it and don't make no money
But she won't drop out of Paris to look at her funny
Now, tell me that ain't insecure
The concept of school seems so secure
Sophomore 3 years, ain't picked the career
She like fuck it, I'll just stand out her and you in
Cause that's enough money to buy her a few hands of new hands
Cause a baby daddy don't put you in
No way conference with juju and out here showing like this. What does me what this me being friends with somebody?
I gotta do with my athletic abilities nigga!
I literally touched the broad hand, hand on hand, shook his hand and nothing happened to me bro.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Yo what the fuck?
Liam donated
A live sitcom event
What are the TV effects doing in the next month we're done?
A live sitcom event?
I'm a true me the past
Well, this nigga go this
Me Christ and that might be getting his own McDonald's meal
In October
Bro, he's different, bro
KC three KC three Mac
Sinat attack what the fuck
Oh
But it's in October, so it's gonna be something like Halloween thing
scary
The short shack what the fuck is you talking about rat see that?
KC3 Mac
We just friends though rat attack meal
This is not curable sorry game
Black and can't play basketball or bcpb affects one out of every 10,000 black guys
Then that sucks one every 10,000 black niggas both like you have to be that one nigga out of every 10,000 guys
That's fucked up man
That's fucked up
McDonald's just dropped the chicken Big Mac and this is going to save 2024 right here. I'm not gonna lie to y'all
I've never tried the original Big Mac just due to the fact that I don't really like beef
I don't like what that burgers and all that shit. I never really found a hypen that shit hamburgers cheese burgers
Anything meat, bro. I don't like that shit. That's just not good, but chicken sandwiches like you will see me at Zatsby's
Canes if I'm down bad you never try the big man
Lay like you'll see me at places, but like I really like burgers for real
So the fact that McDonald's dropped a chicken Big Mac is crazy for all those chicken lovers like genuinely look at this shit, bro
This shit is gonna have two chicken patties pickles the Big Mac sauce lettuce
This shit is for the head bro this shit for the head and then imagine putting some honey
So all my hot niggas who began huh? How much you're gonna go go taste test this way? I think it is hot
so my hot niggas
You see like it's like what the fuck like
But it was so but I a lot what was embarrassing about being in the LBH at was going up for
a layup missing turning over to my friends and they all pissed like fuck
like they was all pissed as fuck like literally like that's the most
embarrassing thing going and going up for the layup missing turner to your
So why was these little niggas jumping at the free-throw line, but these little niggas was literally jumping at the free-throw line
I don't give a fuck nigga, plant your feet
Nigga plant your fucking feet bitch
My you my man
I'm gonna support you wherever you go
You my man
I'm gonna support you wherever you go
You my man
All of you trash
Like I said, watch that shit
All of you are trash
Like I said, watch that shit
Shout to UKC3
For hooping that fucking curry
Oh my god, you that fucking shag
You the fucking fucking dirty
Man
I miss me I miss me chat it's Tom chat so far to what a fuck is that the odd
that's all y'all all right but things he's you he does not look like me
my favorite role it will be rod with postal rate out according to birth
It's difficult.
High playing in the LBA.
He's got documentation.
Hey, boy!
That's not me.
I'm watching stream.
Take the baby oil.
Bring the ball.
Top resist.
Shh.
Wait, is this Roblox?
Yo, Roblox is wildin', bro.
Dress like different streamers.
Agent double zero.
Watch out!
Big ass short.
I wanted to waterfall.
This agent Dress like he's about to ball out.
Hello, and hey, what's up, y'all?
This shit is doggy as fuck!
Niggas ain't gonna wear shorts this fucking big
since I was born!
I'm 19, nigga, do the math!
Next up, a big ass shirt!
This nigga's still wearing his shirts from his lizard!
Niggas fat as shit!
Niggas be walking around,
looking like soldier boy in 2012!
Take this shit off!
On our feet, we got any type of sand or a slide!
The big shirt of the fucking dogs is on!
After watching this nigga for hella years,
I can safely say this is the only way!
If we check this nigga closet, there's gonna be nothing but fucking sandals in there!
SADOOOOOO!
And lastly, but the most essential, a fennecab to cover a big ass floor hang!
It's fallin' awesome!
This is agent though, I might be gonna lie to you.
God dreds, this head look fucking swollen!
I get honored!
Why the heck but from this nigga?
Gonna leave you with a fucking cart?
I ain't gonna lie, this is agent though, this is the eighth-
I ain't gonna lie that's dead-ass agent though. What the fuck?
Yo, guys, this is a school project and we had to interview our favorite actors. I'm saying
You think I'm about to read all this shit?
You hey, thanks for joining me today. How are you doing? What's good fam? What's good?
I'm feeling great man. Just keep it going and having fun with the content. How about you?
I'm doing well. Thank you think I'm gonna sit there and read that shit. What the fuck?
Now I suddenly being everyone yo this nigga sunny yo
Sonny it's it's hitting the streets, bro
Yo, son
Holy fucking shit, sonny. It's actually hitting the streets my nigga
Sonny you might dead ass be the first mod ever
To be working full-time on Twitch, but like actually like working for everyone like you might be everyone's modder
Like you might be the first nigga ever
ever
Goddamn you see one shot of phantom and say phantom better than you a basketball you gotta lock in a bitch eat my dick
How about that? That's one shot chat. They have such a good relationship dude. We lost her chat
They eat dude he provides everything that I cannot man
Well for one thing I would have just looked at the feet he you know
This content a home
you know relationships
not as big as his
yeah we lost it all man
now she's so popular she's
she's gone
yeah richard house happiness
yeah what the fuck
chad you have to pick me or agent guys who would you guys pick us
he is a raiders fan
ooh that sucks
Even my chat's picking agent. They probably don't even watch them.
Yo, what type of twilight shit am I watching?
Man, Amsterdam right now, they got spicy chicken sandwiches.
Where is this phone?
Sweetness hour.
What the fuck?
Man, Amsterdam right now, they got spicy...
Oh, it's glasses.
Nah.
Don't laugh.
Let's just try that again.
I'm gonna have a shake coffee.
Alright, just...
I'm gonna shout out her Instagram, okay?
Shout out shit Instagram.
Good shit, good shit, yep.
Y'all still stuck on like 10 minutes ago.
I don't hear this.
Y'all be over there.
Fast metabolism.
What?
Everybody was tongue-tongued by J-Lane.
Yo, come on, man.
Come on, that's fucked up, dude.
Who's he at?
He has a point, I need that.
He has him.
He has him.
If I'm so handsome, hand me some of that ass, then.
If I'm so fucking handsome, hand me some of that ass then.
How about that? How about that?
I hate what people say, oh, you handsome-ness, you handsome-ness.
Well, hand me some of that pussy.
Come on, Flynn. What are we doing here? Come on.
I-I...
Agent Flexin' on car.
You know what I'm up?
I seen this.
Let it off!
Oh, Chad, you haven't seen this, bro.
The fucking soccer match.
There's some shit going on to where we have to move it to a later date.
Fucking Al, mate. Fucking Al, mate.
Joe buddy called Duke Dennis, Duke the God.
Bigger than I love. Bigger than I love.
I'm gonna love. You ain't got nothing between us, yo.
Let me get you to get it.
And Duke the God, Duke the Dennis. All the babies.
Duke the Dennis.
Duke the God? Duke the Dennis?
Where would y'all go to dinner?
Because I know you have a limited palette.
Duke the God.
Duke the fucking God, my nigga.
What the fuck? Okay, we got to the fucking reddit.
Fucking reddit fire the fucking lead
Is there any reactions?
Is there any reactions that were missing chat is the end of reactions. Hold on? Let me open up steam
Do a poll real quick. Everybody poll. Everybody poll. Everybody poll. Get ready to vote. Get ready to vote get ready to vote
Everybody poll get ready to vote
pushing it or there's a phathom
pushing it or there's a phathom
Pushing it or fears a fathom? Pushing it or fears a fathom? Pushing it is a very hard game.
Fathom is a very scary game supposedly. Everybody vote. Everybody vote. Everybody vote. Fears
of fathom. Everybody vote. Everybody vote. Friends of fathom.
How do you spell it? Fizz? Which one is it? Is it Woodbury Getaway? Is it Woodbury Getaway?
Woodbury Getaway. Last time I tried, it didn't let me add it, but let me try one more time.
Continue to pay me. God, motherfucking dammit. I gotta put my motherfucking card in this
motherfucker fuck my car number is yes yes yes yes expiration date do y'all know
your car about my heart or no like your actual car number or no like the front
like the first the first 15 or no yeah I do is it bad that I don't angle I don't
know that long ass fucking shit okay I don't like the CVV and I know my
my expiration date I'm not gonna lie what y'all what state do I live in what
state do I live in what state do I live in there we go there we go there we go
there we go and it's being purchased it has been purchased shat w8 gigabytes
wow how long is the game chat like two hours long that's like okay that's like
the fuck the fuck the fuck react to what
chiro okay what's the shit I keep telling you to react to I'll react to
before I hop on the game what is it called
Chiaro what she what she what she homero
it's always on D so I'm assuming that
there's a toxic gas relationship chat that they had going on right toxic
relationship going on and every time when she wanted to leave she just kept
running back but every time she ran back things got worse but she laughed she
loved one of them because she loved the person so much that she couldn't let him
go and vice versa before in the beginning it showed it showed her
chasing him at the end it showed him chasing her a toxic back and forth
relationship displaying true love at its finest even though you may fight
Sometimes you guys may love it at the end of the day. That's just real nigga shit
That's that that's just that's just when it's the last time when it's the last time that
Billy Ellis has dropped Billy Eilish drop
That she dropped the album chat and at least someone 41. All right last reaction before we get into the game
I like those hip-hop concepts.
Yes!
Yes!
I like those hip-hop concepts.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Chat, is it time for fear is a fathom chat?
Is it time for fear is a fathom chat?
Wait, what?
They chopped up-
Do you want to do it again?
Chat, how long has this been, Chat?
Yeah, yeah, honestly speaking, he said T. Grizzly.
All right, T. Grizzly is the last reaction before we game,
my nigga.
Come on, bro, I'm trying to game.
Oh, shit.
T.
Bro, do I have to watch Robbery 7?
To understand Robbery 8?
I know what this is.
Well, I seen this, I seen this, I seen this.
I seen this.
T.
I seen this, I seen that one.
Had a life sentence, God got me out of that.
Like why me, I need to shut the house up, I survive that
Like why me, blood won't make me rich, I ain't never met him
Like why me, when I think about it, nigga why not me
I deal with the nurse, ain't safe at the crib, she got me your wrongs
I ain't scared but these niggas know where I live
Not know how to moose, in the hospital she was on dick too fast
They got me confused, now they throw me some braces and the nigga don't even know me
That's the kind of looser, I try to come up
So she in the shower, I'm saying her thing
Already mad as fuck, it's the bitch that set me up, still bringing it
I call a wheel and Johnny, told them boy do you ready, you need that some meat
In the shower, cut off
It's time to push the camera to these pieces
She come all the time
Wait, wait, no, no, I need a recap
I ain't a lot, I'm sorry
I'm sorry, I need a recap
I'm sorry, chat
Wait, wait, hold on
I ain't any refresh, I ain't a lot
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Right, right, right
Never seen these lights
I know what this is
So I'm thinking it's been a hell of a life
Ain't accomplished anything I wanted to
But I did, all right
Wish I could hug the people that love me
Could've did shit right
I see the white gates
Well they let me in, though I deserve it
Another bright light get close to me
But it didn't burn me
They know what I'm thinking
They say it, why you don't think you worthy
No merri-
Am I liking?
Am I liking?
You are getting what?
Wait, what?
It's glitching
What the fuck?
Are you calling me a riot or saying my name?
I...
Both?
Oh no fucking way
dude. Nah, that gets to a fucking point. Chad, what the fuck? Are we good now?
Yes, God got unlimited love and mercy. You're a part of that love, no matter what you did.
You want to hear it, just think about it. No matter how bad, what you do, that's your
kids. And your love and patience ain't nothing like his. God forgives. I felt the embrace.
It's been a minute since I dropped tears. I'm like, what about all of them souls?
God, I don't want to admit that they died. On a hurt, I put in their family hurt.
I wanna fear I put in their eyes
Said everything gonna make sense
Just not right now
You came close but you ain't die
It's not your time
She say you heard but I got something up in my panties that are here on you
Drugs kicking in, she must think I'm free gang, why she talking like that
Turn around, ass, panties, hill, bendin' over, why she walkin' like that
You stand here havin' all these nightmares, but the pussy niggas soon turn dark
Boys lookin' get the job done, scary ass niggas just do some off
I never trust a bitch again, never ended up like this again
Made focus give money, I'm knowin' she took everything that was in the crib
I never trust a bitch again, never ended up like this again
Tryin' to get me iced in the crib, boy, I bet I never seen that bitch again
Me and the nurse been choppin' it up
Loans were in short, she fuckin' the blood
She tryna help me run this shit up
My focus, I been in trouble enough
That'll be love, you put that together
I get outta here and I'm ready when that was
Shit, we goin' business together, shit
I'm tryna drop in the west, payment got me my location serious
She tryna play me, she gon' need a prayer phone
Nick Tucked in my underwear
See, like, let's go to my crib first
And wake up the neighbors
I might know I put my money first
On that other shit and come later
See first, she like, I was just making show
You was on point, you know niggas dying for dirt
I know niggas be inside, check them on some pussy
But don't try that with me
Tell me about these drugs. Tell me what you get now all this shit. What's my cut?
Now I see what's going on check. Okay. Now we all caught up. I'll be all caught up now. We all now we hear
Now we hear the life since God got me out of that like why me
Like why me want to make me rich I ain't never met him like why me when I think about it
That's not the same nurse, Chat.
Did they recast the nurse?
And the nurse not make the shoot?
It's a new nurse, huh?
That is not!
Oh, that probably is the same girl.
She got more make-up on her.
Yeah, that's good back to it. Yeah
That's some hand-ass niggas hang a lot
If I know her, her stuff nigga, I'm so fucking mad. I can crack. I can't even form words this shit caught me by surprise
She said she loved me. She saw she fit it. She was listening to
You thought that's going through my head so bitch fucking poor the trigger this the girl who got her him shot correct?
finish her nigga
Finish her nigga
Right this to go that line. Yes finish this nigga, man
I'll forgive you and in a minute you gonna wish you a living
Just one person so just damn Johnny call like Brody get here fast
They just don't care to the trap
Johnny ain't answering I tried to call him back
GO!
Will ain't picking up beef at these niggas' primes
What the fuck going on? Who the fuck died?
I get to the house, seein' a truck so I park in the back
That way you see startin' kickin' they won't hear a ass
I walk in the trap, it's empty where these niggas at
Then I feel something on my head and gotta piss back
I put my hands up. I'm like you got it. It's a little downstairs brother shooting you can have it
He brings out downstairs and he gon got us with them snacks that he like turn around
I'm turning around if I'm like magic. It's the nigga that lost his job
cherry production
Come on you can't be blue balling is like that bro drop
When does he drop us again? But he's just doing numbers to we got good storytelling chat. I
ain't gonna lie bro
You got a good story telling bro. We gotta end that a part 10. I'm not gonna lie
When it's good story to me and don't even feel as long as you think it is well, is there another one or not?
Is the next part out or not?
Not yet. Hey, I'm chat. What the fuck that was some good shit right there now that
Now that right there was the good some good shit, but I was some good shit right there, bro
fuck
Chat I believe it's time. Yo the last of my hop on fears about him right?
What's my shit lagging yes or no I?
Think it was this shit. I swear to God Lord. I'm begging you
Don't let yo, let's pray. Hold on. Let's pray. Let's pray. Let's pray
God, please when I play this game people may be right God Lord. I pray that game goes extremely smoothly
I pay that and join this game to a split by me and my catches have a great time tonight
And you just need to pray, amen.
Please, man.
Please, bro, please.
Lights off, man.
Chet, what color light's red?
Alexandra, what the motherfucking 10 gifted?
Thank you so much.
Alexandra, this is a 10 gifted.
This is Vata, right?
Chet, this is Vata, right?
Don't say L, bitch.
L, you motherfucker.
Chet, this is Vata, right?
Spam, what if you can hear me, Chet?
M, my shit, like, hold on, let me see something.
Yo, why my flash not working, my nigga?
Yo, why my flash not working, Chad?
How do I make it work?
Hey Siri, how do I make it work?
The battery too low.
Wait, is it for real?
But that's a dumbest no, it's no way.
Bro, what?
Is that a real feature?
Look at my phone is charging right now.
There's no way that's a new feature.
I'm restarting my phone because I'm black and shit.
I'm black and shit, I need my phone.
Wait, hold on.
It's been like that?
I know what has not fallen, there's no way.
There's no way, bro.
You got a resumption phone?
Okay, back.
Wait, if it's at 10%, what happens?
Oh, I need this bitch on with you, I'm black as fuck.
I'm black as fuck, unless I play with the ring light on.
I'm black as fuck, Chad.
Facts are not, bro.
Facts are not, I'm black, boy.
I'm going top left for this.
I'll do top left.
It's not even a scary game, look at this shit.
Some late shit lunch.
We all black, ain't that right?
Which one?
One day.
New game.
Let's lock the fucking.
Let's lock the fucking chat.
Everybody's being locked.
Everybody's being locked right fucking now, boy.
Need to call me to get done with the day.
Chet, we're not lagging, right?
We're not lagging?
Go get some coffee there, nigga.
Let's get some coffee, nigga.
Where that coffee at, nigga?
Where that coffee at, nigga?
Choose your drink.
I'm an energy bill nigga. I want coffee though. I want coffee. I ain't gonna lie. I want that coffee at right here
Okay, give it that cup
Get this put it in that
Fuck I don't know how to make coffee chat fuck
What I put in this shit right here of water
Need some water with a water at W
You gotta get a livin' like it's a lid.
Yup, it tastes good.
Oh, I oughta use the restroom.
Open this shit up!
I'm not openin'.
No way.
Oh my go-
I might be a girl.
This dirty ass, ew!
If I drink this motherfucker right here, am I dirty?
Let me go pee.
I hear somebody.
Is there a nigga in this motherfuckin' restroom?
Why is this weird ass nigga in-
Where did my hat go?
What the fuck?
Bro, you know the feeling when you,
whoa, ma'am, sorry I didn't know you,
anyone else is in here.
You almost gave me a fucking heart attack.
But there isn't usually anyone here in this lake.
Yes, you should have fucking knocked.
Again, I'm sorry, I usually do knock,
but I'm a little bit frustrated tonight.
Hustler slipped my mind.
Muster slipped my mind.
What was you frustrated?
So I keep throwing coffee cups on the floor,
all over the office.
It's been happening for weeks, that's really rude.
Well, yeah, that's me actually.
Well, I need to get back to it.
Don't wanna be here all night,
picking up coffee cups.
Have a good night, sir.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
This rude ass bitch!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
This nigga ugly as fuck, bro.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What the fuck I gotta do now?
I'm gonna just return back to where I was at.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Hey, Orb, it's Mike.
Hey, Mike!
I've been trying to call yourself for the last two hours.
It just keeps going to voicemail.
Is everything all right?
Yeah, my phone's been, I think, lately.
Oh, snap.
I was starting to think maybe you were adoring me.
What the fuck?
No, we even cut out on a client earlier.
I'm just kidding.
What?
Anyway, uh, what are you still doing at work? It's getting kind of late.
Just moving on.
Damn, that sounds rough. Good thing I called to cheer you up.
What?
Um, about our trip. Did you get a chance to book the rental house?
Just really wanted to see you.
And you seem a bit annoyed about me calling.
Seriously, Harper, this is a bad time.
Mike, come on, I'll do it now.
That's the Sydney Harper Eye now. I'm sorry if I was being pushy.
I understand little lady.
No worries Harper, I don't want to stress you out.
As long as you booked it tonight, I think it'll be fine.
Hey.
I was thinking since we both live in the city, maybe I could pick you up and ride together.
It'd be nice to catch up.
Bro, this nigga got no game, bro.
What the fuck?
You know, save on gas and relive the good old days.
Just a little bit of Mike and Sidney time before Nora gets there.
Sounds good.
Great. I guess I'll let you get back to work then.
them oh wait one more thing when you book the rental please make sure to keep
it under a hundred dollars a night Nora and I were talking and she's been on a
pretty tight budget things haven't been going very well for her so I'm positive
affordable it'll be just like the old college days you always had a knack for
finding the best spots what remember that little cafe you found on our trip
Oregon yeah I miss those days harp right right of course sorry for yapping I'm
just excited yeah yeah happen all right talk to you later harp bitch what's on
my computer let me see who's streaming okay right okay oh which one should be
book chat peaceful cabin private woman nature cozy lodge private cabin in
Woodbury entire guest in open villa under a hundred dollars oh fuck nigga I'll
take it three guys two bedroom it looks nice I'll take it hey I'm assuming you
get hundreds and hundreds of stories said daily. So I'll get you basically one
out of something that's happened to me. I'm sorry if some of it's written weird
but I was worse. When I was about early 20s I worked a big consulting firm in my
city. Life at the firm was a constant juggle of deadliness, client meetings and
trying to prove my worth which didn't leave much room for leisure let alone a
social life. The job paid well sure but at the expense of my mental peace.
I'm Sidney Harper and this story takes place during one of those days.
One of my college friends Mike Smith is that we take a weekend to get away to
Roro Vermont, which sounded like a perfect break from the cycle of birth.
And my other friend Nora was quick to jump on board as well. The plan was
simple. We run a small cabin, close our ship early on Friday, leave and be
back on Monday. Mike came to pick me up two days later. What the fuck? Oh my god, I'm
gonna be the random nigga. Oh my god. That's still how you hug people? Bitch, relax, bitch.
How don't you hug me like you miss me? Yo, I ain't gonna lie, Mike. You not fucking nigga!
Thirsty ass nigga. Fair enough, but for the record, I shot one just for the vacation.
Nothing is too good for sitting in Harper.
Oh, you are my dick.
One, two, you look good.
You're not fucking.
You can't just throw your stuff in the back
and we'll get on our way.
Bet.
You're not fucking nigga,
buy me a Chanel bag, bitch.
All right then, Harper, are we ready to hit the road?
Let's do this.
Wait, where's Nora?
Nigga trying to fuck.
Look at this loser ass nigga.
4 to 26 PM.
It was starting to snow.
This was actually a gift from my coworker Ricky.
I said he found it at the garage sale
and it reminded me of him at the time.
It's the cowboy's friend, I guess.
Okay, nigga, what else you got in your whip?
The fuck?
Not much to know where you are.
How is it?
This thing a bomb.
Oh, this thing is a bomb.
Heart, isn't it weird to be used to dream about
escaping our college and now we're here?
trying to escape from life we wanted to live,
we couldn't wait to get out into the real world.
Funny how that works.
Changing just hard.
Like trying to adjust to a new job,
speed up jobs, how's it going so far?
We're working on this project that uses machine learning
to predict market trends.
It's pretty cutting edge stuff.
Sounds like you're shaving the future.
Not quite to me start yet, but I'll take it.
You know I never understood what do consultants even do.
We could solve that sounds like
if I work the fuck had up on my phone chat.
Did you see that school bus?
There was a school bus.
I'm a tiny home of wheels or something.
I'm on a cabin.
It's nearly 5 p.m. and I haven't received.
We're on the way.
It should be around 6 p.m.
The snowcord is down quite a bit.
Thanks for checking in.
The rules there were,
but it would be a little bit easier.
You're not gonna be pleased.
Let me know when you're all right.
Okay, please confirm when you check.
Okay.
fuck strike two strike two that was close you know I've been in the internet
that in Native American lore seeing a deer crossed the path is like getting a
message from the universe yes strike fucking to nigga that is definitely
strike to nigga school bus and deer in the middle of the road nigga what other
size do you need for you to say turn the fuck around chat facts or not chat
Facts are fucking not.
That's a fact, I don't care.
How far is it now?
Should be about an hour and a half from here.
Driving through the snow kinda feels like we're traveling through the intergalactic space.
This nigga got no game.
What do you mean?
Look at the way snowflakes swirl around the headlights.
It's like stars and galaxies rushing past us.
nigga what it's kind of beautiful nah I would hate to be in this nigga whip he
don't know how to spark no conversation 514 turn me up your heart check that out
pizza oh any back W W pit stop chat W pit stop oh my god you know heart I got
to tell you these new GPS systems are something else the picture is exactly
I'm so sorry, I think I could eat a whole pizza by myself, me too.
Alright then, Operation Pizza, pit stop isn't gone.
Bread or lamb.
Nigga, you better open this fucking door for me, cheap ass nigga.
Thank you.
How'd that pizza lookin'?
This just in.
Reports of a strong snowstorm coming towards Woodbury tonight.
Residents are recommended to stay indoors and keep warm during this time.
Let's check in with our field reporter.
How's the weather out there Phil?
Oh, it's so cold out here. I can't feel my hands, okay?
The studio should have really brought some snow gear instead of buying that new coffee machine.
I'm sure you'll be fine. You can have-
What is that like case though?
Jerry, you cannot be serious. You know my doctor said not to drink any caffeine.
Sounds like someone's having a bad day. Maybe you should cool off.
And I-
I
I got your job because your sister works at the mixing board.
You would have never been able to work here who wasn't for her.
I'd like to see you work the ANG sometime.
How dare you?
I'm a certified news anchor.
Certified?
Yeah, my ass, OK?
You didn't do shit.
How about I come by the studio
and we settle this like men?
Oh, yeah?
Well, let's do it, punk.
We'll be right back after this commercial break.
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That should look good as fuck, boy.
Let me get some fucking pizza, though.
Yo, let me get some pizza.
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Looks like the coal got everyone craving pizzas that yo, oh my god, you found folks. No, what's yo, I got a lot
If you want some pizza right now, say me I want some now give me cheese
cheese
Cheese nah job, I'm gonna order some pizza. Oh fuck no
Yeah, I'm gonna put some pizza right now if I can if I dub you around chat
Yeah, what y'all won't be there will be see I want I don't chat. I don't chat
I'm ordering some pizza right now.
Come on, Chad. I'm ordering some pizza right now.
Small, yes.
Cheese, no pepperoni.
Small.
Chad, we're bad. We're bad, Chad. We're bad.
I think I just said pepperoni.
I'm gonna get apple juice.
I'll cope with that. We're going crazy, buddy.
Oh my God, it's fucking closed.
Oh my fucking God.
Oh my God, it's closed.
Oh my God, wait, hold on.
I don't want a large pizza, bro. I want a small-sized fucking pizza my nigga
Well, I don't want a fucking large pizza
I'm gonna have to share
Yeah, I get I'm gonna I'm getting a two-liter Pepsi. What is she?
Is he cheese my shit don't come in tonight. Oh my god
All right, here we go. I really don't want to tell you what soda
But I got some it's better still shimmy yes or no
That sound come up just a picture today alright that's six times that'll be
twenty-two fifty pay your order number is twenty-seven just grab a seat and
we'll call you up
I'm a fucking seat bitch long sniff it smells so good in here looks like she'll
be late I guess we'll have to start the phone without her
What can we do? Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.
WHAT?!
Fucking order! This thing is a creep!
Alright, you folks are all set.
I forgot to say thank you, fuck.
Oh, it looks so fucking good.
Oh my gosh.
Oh damn, this piece of slaps.
Can't believe no one is missing out on this bomb-ass pizza.
I know, right?
Oh, that shit looks good.
You gotta eat the crust, bitch!
You gotta eat the crust!
Yes!
Damn heart you actually eat the crust yes nigga. I guess but you wouldn't let me eat the peel of
What wait?
Who would it say eats crust say I?
But that is both what you what?
You have to the cost is literally arguably the best part
Odee be there my friends. I saw y'all put a job in with a nice old truck
That's right not to be a bother anything, but I was heading down the road myself, okay?
Seems like we might have been going the same direction
Y'all mind if I hitch up? No no no no no?
Where's your car nigga? Who needs a car when you need to find friends like you to pass the time? Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa?
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
Fuck no. y'all wouldn't even know I was there quiet as a church mouse No no no no
No, no. So what are you gonna say?
Care to give me a few spirited to ride down that snowy road?
No. No, you kidding me? Have you seen the snow out there?
You want me walking down the road in this region?
Look, I'm sorry. You ain't too kind, are you?
Exit. Fuck up my fucking face, yo nigga.
Nigga, take your, go hitchhike your ass down
to the nearest motherfucking fire department, nigga.
Well, that was weird.
I didn't even order anything. I feel bad for the God. After all these years, they're still the same old heart.
Now, why is that nigga now, bro? He on some other shit. Look at this bum ass nigga over here. Look at the stupid.
Is that the police? Bitch, let me burp. I dare a bitch to burp on a day with me. I did and it happened.
Fuck out of here. You better not
Call you that was good
All right, then are you ready to hit the road? Maybe we can beat the worst of system. Are we close? Give me keys. Give me keys
All right, then whether it's awful. Why don't you drop part of the way home? I'm going to drive so you can get
I'm afraid of what kind of break you're calling to give me heart
You'll be afraid if you don't give me the key if you don't give me keys give me the keys
So we can go.
Five, but there's under one another.
What is it?
I get first choice of veterans when or if we get there.
Nigga, whatever, nigga.
The fucks?
This kid is a grown ass man.
Nigga, let's go.
Why did he say if?
It's the white jokes, bro.
They be saying the same jokes that nigga be saying in the movies.
It's crazy, bro.
5.49 PM.
This is your host on WKWB, your home town station, bringing you the best tunes to warm your hearts upon this chilling night.
As we embrace the first snowfall of the season, there's nothing like a perfect song to set the mood.
So here's a track that'll make you feel...
Let me hear that shit!
Coming up next, Be Sincere, and and and...
Stay warm, stay tuned.
Okay.
I don't need shit weird, I'm not gonna be smirvy,
Because there is plenty of me learning in the streets
But you're certain that your purpose is surplus
You thought of the right, right?
There's an outside, but if it's real,
My head at all the time is one to be open
Like real, check it out
Lord Barry!
This the house, right?
I ain't trying to slow down, cuz I'm trying to retire my mom and my old man.
I don't worry about other drama, yeah, yeah, I keep it cool, I keep the midst of it.
My life's gonna stay in my life, man, that ain't all that leads to me.
Come on, little nigga.
Nigga, there is no key.
5176W, watch out, little nigga.
Home sweet home, what a great place.
I knew we could count on you.
It smells so nice in here.
right but I really I really need to hit the John take a time Mike when I'm gone
can you put them groceries away should be enough space in the fridge sure what
the groceries what a girl she's at what says salmon lettuce some frozen yogurt
let's take a scared me sorry about that heart are you okay
law-driving over the pizza really give them off fuck no worries anyway this
This place is crazy nice.
It's got that rustic charm you just don't see anymore.
For sure.
How it needed to be, I'll be back.
You can go ahead.
I'll start unpacking your bags.
Thanks.
Wait, are they dating?
Or like they used to be dating.
Shit, I'll have to learn to put the heat back on
real quick.
It's cold in this bitch.
Okay, please confirm that you checked in.
How have we checked in?
W, W confirmation.
Wash your hands.
See this is what I'm doing real life chat. Yo, whoa, you wild again
You feeling better after the drive much better now so ready to check out the place sounds good to me after you
What a lovely young couple
No, no, no, no, no
We're just friends though
See Daisy silly me. We didn't expect anyone to be here. Oh
I was out looking for my cat earlier and I remember TV was
I just thought I stopped by and tried to get to working again.
Just the last few folks left a bad word for it.
At my leg.
Chat, it's fucking cat.
Chat, it's fucking cat.
Chat, it's fucking cat.
Hold on, chat.
Hold on, chat. How do I um...
How do I check the food?
Never ordered it? Don't tell me I've never ordered this shit.
Oh, shit.
chat okay at 240 remind me that the food is coming okay you want species to do
another horror game and means we did a horror game before means we did a horror
game before we're gonna be playing no we didn't just thought I stopped by and
try you know they say it's you can tell me I guess I couldn't market it doesn't
I'm not sure if you know what I'm talking about.
Speaking of that, now that your folks are here, let me show you around my sweet home.
I'll be a bad owner by then.
Okay?
Now fuck?
Here's a shower that'll make you feel like you're bathing under a waterfall in the Amazon jungle.
Oh, this thing doesn't work, unfortunately.
Not to worry, I'll get it fixed for you real soon.
Let me show you the other bedroom now.
What the fuck this weird ass weird ass nigga, man
Look hard this room has a nice ass view. Hey, shut your dumb ass up Aiden
You think that's nice, mister
Wait till I show you the deck
Follow me now, please
Holy smokes. It's incredible
Incredibly cold. Glad your folks like you. This is one of my favorite spots to view up the creek is beautiful
It's a great spot for fishing too.
Alright folks, let's head back in before I catch a cold here again.
Bitch, this is a terrible view.
What the fuck is this, my nigga?
Like what?
Here's the storage room.
If you need anything, tools, extra blankets, what not, it's all in here.
If the power ever goes out, you can use this flashlight here on my right.
Stores like these you never know, you might not need it.
Trust me.
always best to know where your light is.
All right folks, let's head downstairs now.
Are you coming miss?
Yes, bitch!
Hold on, chat.
I am coming, I am coming.
Pause!
All righty folks, I see everybody stocked up on a fridge
with some tasty food.
We see knob turn the knob up for more cooling
and down to cool it off.
I tend to keep it low in the winter.
The bill gets out of control.
Speaking of the winter, I better show you
folks the water heater.
Love it to worry about down here.
Just a water heater and some old storage stuff.
Just hit the button on the bottom.
The pilot light will fire right up
and you'll be back in business.
Hey, sir, what's the deal with that room over there?
Nothing, you need to concern yourselves with.
I kinda use this basement as storage.
Ventures don't need the space.
They really caught, they really ought to keep on stairs.
Okay, well, I was just curious.
Let's move on.
Nigga, walk!
The fella I bought this house from
Well, Tommy, his mother died down here.
Why the fuck would you tell me?
Some guests have reported hearing voices at night.
Said they could hear something shuffling around down here.
Not to scare you folks, but if I were one of you,
I would have really stepped down here.
Look at Aiden, scary ass.
Aiden, shut the fuck up and keep moving.
It's very weird.
Anyway, let's go see if there's anything good on TV.
Actually, I'm going to take a quick shower.
Co-op, I thought it was to watch while you're in there.
Juggle.
Let me know how it feels like you're under a waterfall.
What a weird guy. Thanks, you and the bitch.
What the fuck?
Bathroom!
Bitch, you're not going to go take off your clothes?
Hey, harp. Check this out.
I found the Fisher Rod in that shed.
Now that you've mentioned that would be a pretty epic addition to the-
I don't know, it's cold out there.
Come on, Hump.
What would make this ship even more epic?
I guess it would be fun.
Hell yeah, follow me.
Oh my god, just wear that.
You see this that, yo?
Just wear that snicker, bro.
Dude, wear this shit.
I'm not worth this shit.
If you would have got the fishing ride, Hump.
Oh, step, I saw a killer recipe and big carp.
We'll need to catch three carp.
Do, do you, uh...
Though though you are for the challenge
Well first day first we need the right bait for carp check out the bait information board. Let me grab the bait
Carp carp carp
Which one cheese the light? Oh shit. All right, let's go fishing. Oh, yeah, we on that
They say whenever there's a one car there's another core
Carp, nigga.
Fast or not, champ.
Late night, she's the best.
Musta keep me to know my food, come on, champ.
W, champ, W.
Fuckin' leave, bro.
Big Carp, do you want to head back and yes, let's do it, nigga.
Obviously don't do shit.
You obviously don't do that fucking goddamn thing,
little nigga.
You done done dropped these?
Sure.
Just take a bowl and throw it in ginger paste,
cook it in oil, black pepper, and salt,
and salt it on your teeth.
Goddamn, wait, what?
ginger paste to the oil black pepper salt black pepper where the fuck is that
at chat I know we need this okay ginger color paste yep yogurt I know that
yogurt that yogurt Italian seasoning what's this
Tabarica? Yep. Italian seasoning.
Hey, black pepper. So Italian seasoning.
W cook. Here you go. Here you go, little nigga.
No nigga here.
Do you mind throwing the fish in the marinade in the casserole
while I chop these veggies on it?
In the casserole. Two carbs.
What are carbs at?
Marinade veggies.
Notice not it? Where is marinade, Jack?
What the fuck is marinating, my nigga?
Okay.
Ooh, it's calling me.
Juleski is calling me.
I'm on a stream right now.
That's good.
You good?
Okay, my nigga.
Okay, my nigga.
Just say, okay, brother.
Hi, brother.
Okay, okay.
And Jackson was good, nigga.
Okay, okay.
All right, man.
I'm gonna hit you.
You said what?
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
When is it drunk?
When is it drunk?
Can you say?
Okay, okay, you so stupid you so dumb
Watch watch up in my door. That's my door. That's nigga act some dumb shit. Watch watch. You're gonna act me some dumb shit
watch
Nigga you just got to the pizza shop and you're just now picking up the pizza
What the fuck what the fuck?
Yeah, how long ago did I order pizza my nigga?
He eatin yo shit nigga, I want my pizza chat. I'm mad hungry my nigga.
And I know y'all want some too. Now could you add the veggies?
I've read that everything needs to go for 30 to 40 minutes, okay?
Where the fuck is the veggies? Move, get in my fucking way.
Yes.
Is lettuce not vegetables?
Now what?
W cook!
It's time for me to take some easy.
While we wait for the cook.
Good how about we play a awesome board game? What you gonna play freaky ass nigga twister? I
Saw some in the room next to the living room
Which one just got whatever I can't wait to see what you think I saw some in the room next to the living room. I
Saw some in the room next to the
Saw some in the room next to the living room chest. They got a tower stack
Wiggy board catapulte n***a one
chat which one chat chat which one bro
I love you in a tower stack no I'm not
I'm not gonna wheezy bro I'm going
tower stack but why do we have all
these doors fucking open chat watch me
cook this little n***a oh this is fire
W Game!
Easy as fuck.
Come on, little nigga.
Alright, stop glazing, nigga.
Stop glazing me.
Bro, you're glazing.
You did really well. Thanks, mate.
Alright, the carb should be just about done.
Let's grab some plates. I'm starving.
That shit did not cook, but okay.
I know that shit ain't ready.
I can just show it to you. Come on.
You want to watch TV? Let's do it.
I'm gonna play that.
Oh, yes, W Eats.
Oh, yes, W fucking Eats.
Yeah, it makes the space for my fat ass.
Nigga turn the TV on!
Mione's flows down the rivers like a mayonnaise water park.
So first, we are gonna prepare the asparagus.
Season these with a lot of salt.
Salt is good for the bones.
After letting these simmer in the salt bath, we can start making the chocolate.
Take a couple cocoa beans, ah yes, the cocoa beans need to be blended into the sauce with
a little bit of vinegar, gotta keep that fancy flavor in there.
The next thing we prepare is the mayonnaise.
We stir fry this in a pan with Irish tofu.
I'm not gonna lie, what the fuck am I watching?
This is gonna taste like shit.
But here you are anyway, listening to my cooking instructions.
This is the brine of the mayonnaise.
We gotta inject it with a little anesthesia to make sure it doesn't revolt against us.
It gets very angry once it knows we're trying to cook it.
After doing that, we mix all the ingredients together in a tray and place it inside the
oven.
And while that's cooking, we can start on the appetizer.
And gasoline soaked ramen.
Now this dash gets extremely hard to eat.
That's alright.
You don't have to worry about where to eat.
It was folks.
It requires a lot of patience and skill.
It was the most requires a lot of
and scared what he was real quick is left my laptop.
I'm still gasoline.
It's not what I'm just saying.
He tells me what my new.
Yes, it really sounds like almost like a high-end plans.
We're going to end by pouring the gasoline into this pot.
Make sure not to use.
I like fish!
I'm a hungry chap.
Is you fucking that ass, bro?
Upstairs one.
Piper, that's the fucking differentiating.
Doing this, bro, every single time I need to get me to do this.
Why do we do this, man?
Why do we fucking do this shit, dude?
What the hell, Mike?
You're lucky I didn't break your nose.
That was fun, wasn't it?
Whatever. It's not cool.
Come on, it was just a joke.
You wanna go for the fifth next round?
Next round
How about a game of hide-and-seek?
No, no, no, no, no
Whatever you say Cindy Harper. All right, you're on. No, no, no, no, no, no, what the fuck?
I'm not doing this. Maybe it's the Carter
All right, my turn to hide now you better close your eyes and start counting. I don't want to do this game
Yeah, I don't want to play this fucking game, bro
This nigga own some freak shit chat.
Nigga trying to play hide and go fuck.
We are two grown ass people.
Look at this dumb ass nigga.
Look at this stupid ass nigga.
You think I can't see you?
Dumb ass.
Got you.
I think I heard something upstairs.
Fool me what? Shame on you.
No I did not.
I swear on my life.
I owe you life.
You're tall to me! Why don't you go?
Sydney, but what about Swinny should look?
Where are you hiding these broad shoulders, Mike?
Sydney, Sydney, I don't think I would fit.
Use that step stool behind you and climb up.
Where's it at?
Fuck, what you doing, bitch?
It was a cat. Oh, that's a relief.
I was waiting there. It was more than a minute.
I think she was hungry.
Oh, yeah, maybe we can give her one of the carp after it.
Okay.
after you find me again in the bat intuition what boy why is he trying to
play hide and go fuck bro nobody wants to play hide and seek right now gang
fuck is wrong with this nigga man this weird-ass fuckboy close those pretty eyes
now I'm getting tired look I hide in the house where I had it back in anyway
you find me and we'll go to bed close those pretty eyes like what the fuck not
going down there where is this weird ass nigga bro he's gonna be in the basement
he's gonna be in the basement bro he's gonna be in this room right here where
the fuck is he where the fuck is he take this shit bro that ass
Hello you doing here again
You old-ass bitch. I'm fixing the faucet ain't got a problem with that
You should have told us
This is my house. I don't guess the fuck you do bitch
With a hand before
You're not gonna fix many faucet yourself young man
Didn't think so so I'd imagine you don't know what tools you'll need
How long have you been here? Isn't this late for you?
No to him for me at all miss. I'm right around the block. I told you I get this sick thing for y'all real soon
You asked me to leave miss. Yes bitch!
We rented this house and would like to have it to ourselves
I-I-I we don't really want to have to call law enforcement
Mike, please let me handle this.
Ain't no cops at Woodbury son.
You think they're going to arrest the home owner for fixing the faucet?
I was just doing some work.
If you can't handle that, it's your problem, not mine.
You know what?
If you folks don't like the fixing the faucet, I'll leave you to it.
It's old ass.
Don't call me if it starts leaking again.
You old ass bitch, how about you say something, bitch?
The fuck?
Bitch boy?
I think my food is here.
Bro, this nigga is weird, Chad.
After locking the door, we debated what to do.
We agreed that we was on something off about Rick from the start.
It seemed like he and he joined making excuses to come over unannounced facts.
In the end, we decided Rick was weird but probably harmless.
We attributed to his behavior to an extreme lack of social awareness.
Look, we already drove all the way out here, let's just enjoy ourselves, Mike said.
But by this time, I was feeling really tired.
I decided to get some rest.
I'm never 39.
Let me see if my food is here.
What the fuck?
Who the fuck knocking on my door?
I'm on some real game or shit right now.
Huh, I'm on some real game or shit.
Why are you so black?
Hard to see what somebody's knocking on the door.
Sure.
Come in.
Niggas trying to fuck.
Look, look, look, look, look, look.
Watch this.
As the hard to see it's trucking the driveway.
I hope no one is okay.
All right.
I'm here to keep you safe.
That's not new, Mike.
Hey, it's no problem at all.
That's what the watchover people they care about, right?
What the fuck are you talking about, Mike?
What a day, huh?
This wasn't exactly how I thought our getaway was.
Going to go.
It's been a strange day.
Can you believe that God just keeps wandering around the house?
That he owns the place?
He does, he does the place.
You know exactly what I meant to me?
He should have just barged into place whenever he wants.
He went to the damn house.
I mean, the guy is probably homeless,
but I was pushin' him, too.
I already see now, Mike.
Yeah, like, let me...
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
This nigga tryna have sex?
This nigga tryna have sex?
This nigga tryna fuck?
As he taste good, my nigga?
Nigga, we is friends, nigga.
You know, I've missed this.
I was just talking, it's been too long.
You know, you don't have to sleep alone tonight
if you don't want to.
Mike, where is this coming from, Mike?
You act like you don't remember our trip to Oregon.
I do remember it really well.
Oh yeah?
Do tell.
I remember it being pretty awkward.
It didn't start out awkward though.
Mike, we had a lot to drink.
Things happened.
Oh my gosh.
Shit just got real bitch.
They sure did, I'm hoping maybe they can happen again.
Oh Mike, I don't want you to say that.
I guess I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
They what?
Wait, what?
Wait, this bitch a thot?
Hold on, let's see what type of lane she going.
Hold on.
Mike, I don't think this is a good time.
Think I got swerved.
No, not timing, huh?
But I guess we can't leave Nora stranded.
No we can't we better get ready.
No Sydney, you stay here and get some sleep.
There's no sense of us bus-freezing our asses off.
That's really nice Mike.
I always like doing nice things for you Sydney.
Please be careful.
This nigga's a weirdo bro.
He's one of them bro.
Nigga back the fuck up!
We'll finish talking about this later okay.
Get some good rest and stay warm.
And we really feel like we have to.
The fuck?
I couldn't have gone bad without locking the door, oh yeah, let me lock that.
The front door?
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
Hey, why don't you get some rest while I'm gone?
Are you sure it's safe?
Should I have it in this weather?
Yeah, I think I'll crash for a bit.
Look, make sure you take the carrier stuff, alright?
Lock order th- oh fuck no.
Before I go, how about a hug?
Oh my god!
Okay nigga, come get your hug, nigga.
to get some sleep cd, should I say Mike?
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
for my fucking gosh, nigga wanna hug so bad,
nigga, like how many times you gonna act wrong?
I tell myself things would be better
if I could just get some rest.
Nora always knew how to cheer me up
and I needed it more by the minute.
With her arriving soon, I decided to rest
in the meantime, 12 to 9 a.m.
Bitch, it better be them.
I am in a bad spot here.
I was counting on a ride from some of my friends
But they were running behind and won't be here for about a few more hours.
You're not coming in, end of story.
The fuck?
Are you fucking kidding me?
What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
And this is my man.
I don't fucking know you, okay?
You're gonna let me flee to death out here?
I didn't make you go hiking in a snowstorm.
I should know you would be,
you would be as a big bitch here
AS YOU WERE BACK IN THE PIECE OF JOY!
You think I didn't see you and your little boyfriend fishing in the creek earlier?
I think maybe you'd give me a chance this time.
But looks like you're still...
unkind.
Get out and I'll call the cops.
Ain't no cops around here.
Yo! Oh my fucking god.
Oh my...
It's picking up.
I don't see your fellow shrunk out here either.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
AHHH!
yourself but let me tell you something you'll get what's coming to you for
leaving me out here calm as a bitch my friend it's back door I'm gonna sleep
go to see go to see go to see if it's gonna see you can't lock doors yeah I
can't let's look at that could I wouldn't you worry about him anymore
okay that's really good thank you so much pal by the way where's your
friend the guy who was here too earlier Mike he was bigger my friend
let's be back soon hmm so you're all alone here right now huh what the fuck what the fuck
yeah my friends will be back soon what if you look
don't like this brings out all kinds of folks
not all of them know went to stay away is that so
yeah stay for something by you you can have back if you want
You sure about that?
Yeah, I just opened the echo.
Maybe I should stick around and make sure everything's okay.
We need to leave right now.
You are not Rick.
Nick, you is not Rick.
What did you just say?
Come front nigga, what up nigga?
This is my fucking house.
I will leave when I want to.
You need to leave right now.
I don't think so.
If anyone is leaving this house, it will be one of us.
Don't wanna shift or it's control.
Don't wanna shift or control.
Okay, come on.
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
You got over here looking 80 times away, like what the fuck?
What the fuck are you turning around, you dumb bitch?
Bitch, you leave.
Oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god.
Oh my god, oh my, bitch, leave.
Why aren't you texting your friends to leave, you dumb bitch?
We called the cops.
We're still crying out loud.
And of course the man was nowhere to be seen.
On our drive back, the whole night played over and over my head.
We think that the man's so sick that we lived in the cabin.
What was it you really used in paying the robinous on the state?
But cops see the thing that they were more intent.
We asked me what the man looked like in the afternoon of the day,
and we were in good spirits.
We think he, you know, more than than us.
But at the end, he gave us a full refund.
Whoa, Barry, huh, huh, huh, whoa, Barry, huh, huh.
Oh, sister, hey, yeah, mister, mister,
how do you know?
Hey, small sister, I don't want to miss a sister.
I can't be a junkie with no passport man
It's like earth, turns my work
My work
It's like I'm doing this party
Pretty girl, pretty girls
There's no chance, bitches
That's it!
You can't lay this down
She wanna get on the ground
And take pics in the stands
She trying to work on her team
You ever been to Thailand
We ain't got a pantomouse
We can shout where we land
You gon' bad bitch views
What you willing to do?
She can't come to your room
I'll let you sit till noon
You ain't let it fall
I think you should show your role as you ready for it
Just being silly, I enter the door, like Whit Smith and Martin
Nigga, do we have a problem? How'd it affect Marlon?
They sent me the barcas, I beat his ass, pray I beat the charges
No daddy don't play, not when it comes to their daughters
Don't do no yoga, don't do brulades, Jeff like Piana will stick to karate
I pray your bodies, they more like mine and not like your mommies
Just being salty for niggas is nuts, and I am a nigga, I know what they want
I pray that you don't get it all at once Curves, undies of dress, I know it's pervs
All on the neck, all in the commas You wanna vomit, that's your baby
You love her to death, now she cut in class And hangin' with friends, you break her glass
And say it again, she can't comprehend The danger she in
If you with her ass, she movin' with him And he with her ass, you gon' do it again
But how you the devil rebuke in the sand? Let's pray we can put this behind us
Sweated these times as the wildest, she get the scars, these service reminders
Blust it on the pajamas, but yes, the day is dead, yeah
Moment of silence, next shit be off the college
And then at the altar, cause she know that niggas is savage
Niggas is monsters, niggas is pimps, niggas is players
To niggas that daughters, niggas is pimps, niggas is players
to niggas and daughters
I'm saying it like I want a daughter like Nikki. Oh man, I promise I'm a tuner to a monster, but no menages
I don't know how he's singing but let him hear this