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08-08-2024 · 4h 00m
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Fuck hey, I'm PT, but to me, bitch, there's no dubbing
I've been counting that move, my words speak
I can't spit churring, oh my mother fucking sir
I appreciate you forgive me, you feel me, I'ma pay you after
You feel me, I'ma make sure everything is clean ahead
But your Wi-Fi, your Wi-Fi is trash, bro
Of course, first basketball
Yeah, everybody say what's up
All right, look, all right, look
Bro, you get your bread right after
Okay, all right, I got you, bro
You feel me?
Hey, listen, if you want to stay ahead of one of them
you gotta speak or you're gonna move away he said I go he said I go
I have to play red or not okay better all right thank you bro
I know you're good you can have the stuff
thank you what time why are you getting shy
you were talking the whole time do your thing do your thing
yo what so what are you getting shy right now then
you would you would literally just come on talk to them what's up chat what's up chat
This is the young future, ah, are they, are they, are they, are they gonna guess?
Okay, okay, okay, all right, all right, this is the young, look, this is the young future,
ah, you feel me, you make it show in the future, you gonna open up a, you gonna open up a deli?
You make it show in the future that everything's good, look, I was talking to the manager,
you know the manager?
The cat.
Cat, listen, I don't know if y'all know, right?
I literally went live three times, we lost notice, pin it, pin it, pin that.
The Cyber Truck?
Huh?
The Cyber Truck.
What?
The Cyber Truck.
The Cyber Truck?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
The Cyber Truck.
What?
Do I have one?
No.
You got one?
I know Cyber Truck.
No?
Oh, you want one?
I know the Cyber Truck.
Yeah.
You want to tell me that she saw it?
Okay, you're going to monitor me the whole time or you're going like, you got to
make sure the deli is good. Tell everybody look. Give me the
out boat. Tell everybody yo calm down. Yo, can you give me a
can you give me a snack from hour one though? I want to snack
from hour one. New Kripski. You feel what I'm saying? Chat
New Kripski. Yes, we have no notice. No notice went out
because I lost my notice. It's my fourth time going live.
Okay? We're going to be reacting to it. We're
playing it. Yo, Ray. Yo, can you go for a Ray? Go for a
for me out please come on thank you I was right bring right here bro yeah we
just gonna hop into it bro we're just gonna hop straight into it because work
now look though yeah we got reactions we got big wagers okay we got
reactions we got big wagers no we have no notice yes pin it pin pin that no
I don't know these when I don't pin it, pin it, pin it, pin it.
Okay?
It's lagging, no it's not, bro.
No it's not.
Chad, look, I'm running, look, I'm running.
My wifi is plugged into an Arizona
that is hooked up to a bag of Doritos
that is hooked up to cat food, bro.
The manager, y'all know, y'all know,
the manager's the cat.
He said I was good.
As long as niggas don't get too rowdy in this bitch,
we are fine, okay?
All right, all right.
You feel me?
Yo, what's that?
Get somebody out for me.
It's the one.
Check it up.
What's up, Ike?
Yo, what's good?
You good?
What you eating?
I don't make it.
Noodles.
What is that?
Noodles.
Um, what is it called?
Ike.
What you got on it though?
He don't speak Spanish.
What's the, Ike real quick.
I got to open something real quick.
Get on the line real quick, Ike.
A hot nigga just dropped some shit off to me.
Bro, you can get into it if you want
Hey, look we isn't a hood, right? It's just what's gonna happen my nigga. You feel me?
Yeah, what you said what you want to raise your arm lagging. I'm like, bro. How am I dropping frames, bro?
I'm literally what you want to watch you be watching
What you want to wait?
Okay, so okay. Yo, can we get up to get a chair with another chair?
We didn't get a chance.
Yo, can you up in the chair?
Bro, I'm thinking another chance, bro.
You want to wager your deli?
We can wager your whole deli.
If you lose, I'll get your deli.
OK?
I will wager you for your deli, bro.
I got some reactions to do real quick.
If you want to wager me out to your deli.
Ray, what you?
Bro, Ray keeps saying he wants to wager for honey packs.
What type of freak?
What are you on in this deli?
You versus me, NCAA, right?
If you lose, I own the deli.
If you win, if he wins, what do you want?
What do you want?
He wants a Cybertruck.
There you go, pal.
Thank you so much for this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no.
No, that's not, no, that's not.
Somebody just literally drove by and gave me that.
No, yeah, I mean, it's cookies, so like,
I like cookies, so, I love cookies.
Can we get another chair?
Yeah, sure.
You feel me?
So, you know, and Ray, you owe me 5,000.
You thought I forgot.
You throw the, you owe me 5,000?
You owe me 5,000?
He owes me 5,000.
He owes me 5,000?
I'm never being mad against you, Chad.
I'm like, come on.
Yo, why is it lagging?
Are you lagging?
Is it lagging again?
Like three times, right?
Yeah, like three times.
Wait, is it literally just doing it for a little bit?
I gotta get turned up, huh?
I think my mic has to get turned up, Chad.
My mic gotta get turned up.
Come on, Chad, why is it me?
You said what?
What's that?
OOOOOOOH!
Here's our hair!
Oh, one through ten, bet!
Be honest, it's a little cold, but it's alright.
Try this side before you say it.
I'm looking at the same side, right?
I'm just gonna say 10.
You got a left drive, wait.
Honest, 1 through 10.
8, 8, 8, 8.
You got a left drive.
This is tol bro, try these.
I need to pretend.
No.
I got you down.
Okay, now try it.
That one's stuffed in the cellar.
Mmmmm.
Why?
It boss.
This is a 10!
We got a 10!
Who me?
You're 10!
Ok that's good!
You can't forget your bath though!
Never never never!
You're hot!
Grab on the bath!
Ah please bro!
You're hot!
Yo!
If he swearing he's the boss!
That's Odee!
Oh
It's your story you supposed to be holding stuff down
It's supposed to be control in the store am I glitching? No, I'm not you on break, huh? You don't break
Not W. Daly
You said what get the stream?
Where the hell did Reagan do rags from? What's the reaction for today? Please make sure no fugs are entering the store
Okay, please make sure yo
Oh Ray is chopped. Yo Ray you so ugly, bro. Can I get cheese? How about that like the egg gone cut?
Wait, what you say? What you say? What you say?
Where's my- Say it, say it, say it, say it.
Wait, so why are you gonna tell your dad?
Wait, say it again? I can't hear you, say it.
You like her? Where's she at?
She's home?
Wait, you had a phone?
You done?
No.
So how y'all-
Okay, back to that.
I have my heart.
You gonna stop my heart?
Let me exhibit what animal would I be chatting with.
What animal would I be?
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
Don't cry
You better not cry
Don't touch nothing
I'm going to go to the reddit
I'm waiting for you for the store
You want to be a streamer?
What are you making that face for?
So I'm getting cool today
Is that phantom?
that Phantom, Twizy, has escaped.
So Twizy decided that he's gonna like escape the house.
Yo, we gotta react, we can't pause all the time.
You feel me, this is what we gotta do, man.
If you go, you feel me?
When he jumps the fence, the security team is like,
yo, is that what I think it is?
Yeah, nigga, it's Twizy.
Get him.
Twizy's like, yo, bro, like, I'm trying to go full walk.
Let me do me, you do me.
You know what I'm saying?
The housekeeper calls me.
He looks like I'm so speed and I'm never seen Phantom
No problem
What is going on? That's a fighter too.
The Christ is not. The Christ is not. Who's driving?
That is Phantom Drivin' bro.
It's who?
That's a Lamborghini.
Yo, hold on. Let's go. We gotta get through this.
We gotta get through this.
You feel me?
We can't be pausing.
The chat will be like, Al-paus, Al-paus, Al-paus.
So we gotta make sure
that we know what we're doing.
Fuck you. We live on a big ass cell.
All I see all day is the Atlanta Hawks.
It just had squeeze you on the platter with a side of fries a biscuit or that right?
So I'm like the Hawks don't get on the coyotes will like we got coyotes and shit
I love it. Oh, all I hear is like some shit like this
That's all I hear. I'm like the fuck we're trying to open a gate to get back to
Craig I open a gate this nigga looking at me like I kicked him out the fuck
I wasn't even hitting it so he's looking at me like
And like you try to grab him, but he like I don't have to grab me I'm back
I think he left on some chill shit the nigga was starving out there. He really was going through it
But I'm glad was he back man. It's lapping up a
That's what she did.
She didn't bite.
She's pretty cool.
Nah, it doesn't bite.
She died.
Her, she died.
Nah.
She just died.
Hey, you keep yapping.
I know this is your store.
Okay?
I know this is your store.
But you keep yapping.
Morgan, that's what a tank gift is.
Appreciate it, my heart.
It keeps yapping.
Lamborghini.
Yeah.
The recruits are stopping duty.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
The recruits of stopping do that's me. That's me, bro
Yeah, so we got yes me speed Davis
What what about speed you hate speed and you love me why you can't like both of us
He did it
He did it. He did it. No, he did it
he's good yo you did it anyone with a bigger game of the issue than Kai the
same old 25 what oh god check my gosh look hi okay look check this is what I
want to do to my car you like this cover here check this is what I want to
do it to my car WL W W L's though I know I don't want to do these under the
lamb the lamb is out the lamb check my name is the pocket to appreciate it my
name is sad I'm not gonna lie bro you clear out three yes or no I'm not just
I might have just switched to the IRL cam and just walk around.
Hold on, chat.
Hold on, chat.
Let me talk to, um...
Let me see this.
Let me see how the store looks real quick on the IRL cam.
Store looks on the IRL cam, bro.
Lean it with the fog down.
Yeah, see me, yeah.
Lean it on the fog, I appreciate it.
Baby-sit, chat.
Baby-sit.
Let's see, chat.
Yo, Ray!
I'm gonna be in the allegations.
I don't think I should be watching you.
Yo, Poozoo, you gotta chill out.
Welcome to New York where on the kids go to the store by themselves
Chat, this is what happens in your nearest deli you'll see a kid going to the store and get in groceries welcome to NYC
This is what happens
Okay, Chad. This is what your dream is to be what my dream is for you to be be in the top
Everybody clean in the room now
Now now now
Let me just let me just see how the dead look like.
They got back.
I thought it was like.
I think they got back.
Not that bad, bro.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, make money.
Ice cream is up.
Come on.
Ice cream is up.
What?
Ice cream is up.
There's an interview this year.
Which one?
This is like 20, 20, 20, 20.
Real.
Ice cream is up.
I spiced ass!
She just put it up to the U-Haul and got a friend.
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
Punga! Punga!
Punga!
Ah!
What's up, man?
Yo, my boy's very good.
Just give me my phone!
Put it up!
No, no, no!
Yo, are you happy?
I don't want to check my phone.
My phone's not on.
My phone's on?
My phone's on.
I can hear this, brother.
There's no way I can hear this.
Oh my God!
Yo, yo, how are you doing in the outing?
No, it's on.
I can hear my good mom.
Yeah, it is.
Most.
Most of them are on.
Most of them are on.
My fault is not a mic!
What?
What?
I'm not a mic!
No, please.
No, please.
You too.
The camera is on.
The camera is on.
I'm not a mic!
I'm not a mic!
I'm not a mic!
What's the matter, Yasunow?
Wait a minute.
Hello, hello, hello, how does it sound?
Hello, hello, it's a fix, it's a fix.
Fix. You leaving?
You leaving? Thank you so much for making me use this talk, okay?
I love you, bro.
All right, y'all up, bubba.
W.I.
Yeah.
Which one was the son?
Damn, were you talking to me, bro?
I'm gonna break.
Woo!
Shut up, do y'all see this?
Nah, bacon, they get cheese on us.
Honey, boy.
You said what?
That's the first sandwich, brother.
That's you?
Oh my God!
How themselves was a buck?
Bacon, egg and cheese?
Yo, what's good?
My guy's a what's up?
His name is Mike.
What's going on, Busty?
Nice to meet you, bro.
Happy birthday, bro.
Happy early birthday, my brother.
Where's Ray?
I've been rubbing.
Be back on desktop, yes or no?
right shit what are we okay what are we waiting for honeypacks
yo he did a chop cheese with honeypacks who him when i did a chop cheese
okay okay yeah we got the honey pack on the system now
nah check what are we waiting for bro i think so we're here bro you got pink here
What do you mean?
Yeah
How about you?
You gonna do a drink here?
Nah, if I win I'll pay 5k
Yeah, in the back. Yeah, thank you, bro.
Look, if I win you gotta give me 10,000.
What the fuck?
I mean, what the hell?
Nah, nah, if I win you gotta give me 10,000, Jeff.
That's a nine.
Mike is low? No it's not bro.
Alright, I'ma turn my game up then. My game is going all the way up then.
Yes, give me 10.
You gotta give me 10.
Yes, that's fair.
I would have had too much.
Now hold up.
I see what you're gonna do. You're gonna wear your honey pack.
Can I have a scooter right there?
Pink here.
Pink here.
Pink here ain't...
Wait.
Pincare if I win I don't even pay back it. No wait
Is that good? Why you always want to pay me again bro?
They always better me bro. Why you always choose me to pay?
Are you are you know, I'm easy to fucking win or something like that?
Is that good
Yo, you all men, why you talking to me like this right now?
Excuse me, buddy.
Oh my god, why you keep telling me this?
It's good.
Yo, you know, he's being a method, bro.
No, this is the easy.
Ray is being a method right now, bro.
Now, it's good.
Durek is good.
No, chat.
Ray is being a method right now, bro.
I'm telling you, bro.
He's finessing me, bro.
I'm the method?
Or you're the method?
No, you're the method.
I'm the method?
Yo, we got hair dyeing.
You enjoy your birthday?
Go back, go back.
Yo, why are you standing in the aisle like an iPad kid?
Well, let's crash out.
So what you want to do?
Yo, he loves that one.
You want to shoot a 37?
I had no monkey.
I ain't call me a monkey like that, though, bro.
Leave.
They can just literally stand at the end of the aisle.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Check that.
Check that's still a lot more empty.
Yo, I got a fast fuck, bro.
Huh?
Then you'll get fast fuck, bro.
The newer kids, right?
Fast fuck.
Hold on.
Play this one.
Play this one.
I'm gonna quit, go to the show.
Yeah, okay, now, oh shit, chat, they cleared it.
Okay.
So what is it?
What is the wager?
Pink Air to my, to your 5,000.
If I win, I don't need pink.
Chat, is that locked?
Here's pink Air to my 5,000.
A week?
Yeah, a week.
A week for what?
Okay, so is there like a,
It's like a really, really good temporary die.
Cause I don't want you to like actually like get,
you're like, or chat.
What, which, which car is the best?
White?
White?
No, you don't have to die and I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, you'll be, yeah, yeah, you're fucked.
And I'm gonna have to die for you.
Pick here.
Pick here, right, chat.
All right, bro, pick here, bro.
It's the G's.
So pick here to my 5,000 lock it.
All right.
Come on, bro.
I want that $5,000 though.
Who was a bin pay me?
They say white.
Now let me put this in here.
I'm going to put pink hair wager.
Wait.
Well, I hate that fucking game, bro.
Yeah, well, I hate that fucking game, bro.
Yeah, wager.
Are you ready?
Yes or no, bro.
Are you ready, bro?
Yeah, are you ready, bro?
It's a $5,000.
Oh, they said, bro, they said, wait.
They said pink mohawk.
What's that?
What's a mohawk?
This is a mohawk.
I'm gonna show you.
There's a girl over there that's been really staring at you.
And boy, she like it.
Right.
Say it right.
It's right in the, in the, in the beige.
See it?
I don't know what you went up.
I don't know what you went up.
Ah, she not there.
Not there.
Let me show you how a mohawk look.
This is a mohawk.
Fuck, no!
No, bro.
Yes!
Yes!
Bro!
No.
No, no, no, no.
Yes!
No, this is what we ought to do, okay?
Chad, we about to start off the motherfucking...
Do we not play the game?
Yeah.
Smoke controllers with them already?
I don't think they are.
They are?
Let's see, Chad, here we go.
Chad, I don't work in a crowd.
Let me know if we should get a crowd.
Should we get a crowd for the game or no?
Should we get a crowd around there?
I don't know though.
I feel like a crowd would be lit.
Yeah, I don't know.
Wait, they said no.
Okay, they said no, never mind.
Never mind.
They like it like this.
I
Can't say I didn't come back to back with the streams
Yeah, I can't say I didn't go back to back with the stream, but I was look literally okay. Oh big announcement to chat
There may be an opportunity
that there will be a stream tomorrow.
Very, very, very big stream tomorrow.
If not, then the next time I stream is the IRL Paris stream.
I go to Paris in two days for the first time, okay?
Tomorrow will most likely be a big stream
and then the next day or the next time is Paris, okay?
Bless you, brother.
All right, brother.
I'm turning it down. I'm turning it down it should be good now. It should be no echo
What is that sound?
Turn it off.
Narration.
Go back.
Go back.
Go back.
Wait, hold on.
Go to volume control.
Yes.
Where's the chat?
Where is it?
It's volume control.
Where?
Go to accessibility.
Accessibility.
Accessibility.
Off.
Off.
Off.
Alright.
Back.
Yes.
Okay.
Alright, now chat.
With the audio.
Hold on.
Don't control it.
Go back to where we just at.
Wow.
Wow.
Jett, now how does it sound?
Maas, how does audio sound from the game?
Cam bigger.
Okay, hold on.
We have to make sure the settings is good.
Oh, we have to have you with it.
It zoomed in better?
Oh, who did I use the last time, Jett?
Who did I use the last time, bro?
Yo, you're gonna get pink here, bro.
No, no, I'm not.
Who did I use the last time?
Wait, what happened?
I don't know.
I heard something.
Oh my god bro, come back.
How? How? How?
No, I should get home, I should get home.
Why? I want the last one, I want the last one.
So run, run up, I got to get home.
Well, I get home.
I try, we'll get home.
Me, I won, fair and square.
Get off my shit.
Thank you. Come on now, bruh.
Thank you chat.
You see chat actually made me a beautiful for the first time.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, hey bro, if you lose, if you lose, you get pink here.
Okay.
You don't have to give me 5,000.
I'll pay, I'll pay, I'll pay.
Yo, who keep calling me?
I mean, I'm on break, man.
Brightness for the chat.
The chat asked me to have good brightness.
Okay.
Let me fix the brightness for them.
I'mma set it up, don't worry.
I'mma set it up for y'all, chat.
Hold on.
I don't know why it always does that.
So I put it to.
How much money do I put it to?
Okay, so it goes, we're gonna go to options,
settings,
hesitate.
We should have the six bro. We should have the six minutes. Hold on to shit
Five minutes per quarter, but we that extra minute could be a game changer, bro
Brightness, right? This wrist brightness at brightness right here. Okay. Hold on chat. I think that gets better
Is that better? Oh my god?
No distractions distractions. We need this we need this chat. We need this you don't need that. We need this
You like bubble bear
Let's see who that's gonna be.
My god, bitch!
Huh?
Oh, fuck, I don't know what to fight you for.
Make sure you got them pedics in chat!
I'm gonna fucking deli, nigga.
Come on, bro!
You watching my shit?
No, I'm not!
I'm not!
I'm not!
Oh, shit!
Ah, shit.
Oh, yo.
Man, these come me up.
Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in.
Good start.
Go to go to options settings all right back out just make it short
Yeah, we got a winning
I see it
Are you looking at my shit, bitch?
I didn't, I didn't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, talk more shit.
Yeah, yeah!
Oh, for the kids, fuck!
Woofer up!
We focus up chat, we focus up.
I'm back deep, I'm back deep, man.
Fuck!
I appreciate you.
Fuck, you gotta be sorry.
Hang on, guys.
They are making out if I'm filming them.
This game is hard, bro.
Yeah, I mean, no, you have to be young for these.
Cough.
You'll say, oh, my God.
Oh, I'm selling, I'm selling, I'm selling, I'm selling.
I'm selling, I'm selling.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
You can't even have to play this game, bro.
I mean, teach me to play this game, bro.
I know.
I fucking know, bro.
You don't need to tell me, bro.
I'm actually selling now.
30-10.
Oh, my God.
This is happening always the same age, right?
You fit up to walking dead?
Yeah, I do.
The whole thing?
Nah, season two.
Oh, chill, chill, chill.
Wait, what happened at the end of season two?
Season two at the end?
I left Kenny.
Everything for Lee.
Everything for Lee.
Long live Lee.
Yeah, M-L-Jazz, B-M-Ws.
Oh, my God, I see you now.
Hey, who's who's who?
Wait, you remember, I was 16.
Were you like a good-ass team?
Oh, this shit hard, this shit hard.
What the fuck are you doing?
This shit hard, this shit hard.
They ain't always watching me fucking chewing my pen.
I'm watching you now.
What?
Nah, you?
Yo, back up, yo, back up!
I think it's gonna be a prank, a prank, a prank!
The Arizona section.
I know, I think it's gonna be a happy year, Chad.
Chad, it's gonna be a happy year, Chad.
Yo, stop him, you need to eat his food, stop him.
I know, I know, I know.
I'm going this way.
That's how I'm feeling, Chad.
Chad, this is how I'm feeling, Chad.
I could read him, watch.
What the fuck was that?
You an orphan, I'm a defense.
You an orphan?
Yeah.
All right, look.
What the fuck are you doing here, man?
I don't fucking know how to play this shit, huh?
You done, you done.
No, I'm talking to him, man.
What the fuck is he doing?
What's your son?
What's that quote on where y'all was at?
Don't forget about it, huh?
Let's go check.
You gotta hurry up, bro.
Make a play, make a move, bro.
Bro, you office, right?
Yeah.
Frank.
Oh my God, bro.
Diggies, bro.
This is the biggest football shit talk.
No, don't fuck it up.
Bro, I'm giving it all right, bro.
He is the biggest
Right is the biggest shit talk when it comes to where he went in so I'm gonna talk my shit
See that
My ball
Chad is me. It's my ball. Oh
Man, I'm sorry. We don't want to give you pink hair. Okay. I don't even know what a fucking
Okay, I want to see a crazy play crazy play
Yeah, I want to see a crazy play
I
Know why these my difficulty is on headsie men
I went to your favorite your favorite NC double-aid guy man
Where's your fight tell fight to the day to the time? Let's get it on. Yeah. I'm just natural
check you really got three days bro
we need that next user too
bro check my difficulty bro
I'm gonna check my difficulty for ya
I literally checked it in the beginning just to show ya
I
Just see the bacon a good cheese
Look at my setting shout what does that say?
Yo, I didn't see me bro
Yeah
Like you're rushing
I
Don't you have change
They're gonna ask you so do you want it? Do you want this?
Do you want it? No, I want it. So you got a you want a boy to meet I don't think so you sir
I don't think so
Go ahead and kick it go ahead and kick it. It's a mess back
You don't he's trash. I'm telling you pick it bro. Oh
My god, bro. I need it. I want a you missed your crazy play. Yes
Oh my god
I might be the dumbest thing in the world chat. No, I'm not I'm the smartest you want to know why
Cuz
I'm glad you paid
All this money is back. Hey, that is G. G. Spano you next
As we take the as we take them all be you
If you pay me 2k
Agent, I'm gonna cook you agent you trash nigga
I mean, agent probably not even in there
Jack, do we wage? I will
If you lost, bring here, just a minute
Alright, what?
And if I win, you gotta cut this much
I bet I could do a chat
I thought at least somebody can beat I
We can be on the boat
I need somebody can be on the same way. I think I can do it, bro. Somebody have to be some boys
I'm bet I know I'm better than you
You're better. Let's do a pinkie together
High five.
Thank you bro.
See that shit?
That's how I'm going to do it.
J-Rock.
It's an A chat from Kai.
It's every single time, bro.
Like 21, let's run it back.
21, let's run it back.
21, let's run it back.
All the games?
Shit, I can't not get it.
You my booboo bear.
Continue.
Yelp.
So bad.
I
Want to embarrass him
Welcome to my city
Come on
Put some money on
Didn't care
I do both
I can't even see better my dad here
I can see Ray was down here.
Yeah, I can see Ray was down here.
Nah, you know little catcher shit like that.
Jett is Ray even trying?
You just didn't catch that shit bro.
You're not trying.
No bro, I'm trying bro. You just asked bro.
This game is just hard bro.
Holy shit.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Come on little guy.
I'm sorry.
Yo, that is just like crazy.
Oh my god. Oh my god, bro.
That's fire.
Yo, chat, I got motion.
Chat, hashtag, I got motion.
Because I'm just a gamer.
How do you know about Ice Spice?
Ice.
No, she watch you.
She watch you right now.
Look.
Say something.
Say something.
Say something.
She watch you.
She watch you.
She watch you.
I generally feel bad for Ray right now, bro.
Nah, fuck you, bro.
You got me playing this game, bro.
Just do it, school?
I know, I know, I know, I know.
I think they might screw you.
Like, oh, fuck.
You gonna run this school up?
You gonna run this school up?
I'm playing, bro.
We gonna run this school up? No.
No, don't quit.
We gonna run this school up.
No, we're gonna run this up.
You're a scaredy cat.
You got him calling you a scaredy cat.
When I say pink, yes!
I'm not a scaredy cat. I'm not a scaredy cat.
Yo, man.
Phantom, do you want to see a crazy play?
Yes or no?
Everything's young boo.
Is it for me?
No, no, no, no.
I'm a jukin.
I'm a jukin?
I'm a jukin.
I'm a jukin.
I'm a jukin.
Just type right here
Say it man, man right now man
Hey 200,000
You know we my first time seeing 200,000
What you wagering?
20 dollars?
I need that
Hey has pink hair, Phantom what's your wagering?
I play the pink hair, pink hair, pink hair
What's your wagering?
Yeah, yeah
It's my first time playing to Fergie
What's your wagering?
Pink hair, pink hair
Bro don't tell me pink hair, because you gotta get pink hair
Alright, ten bands
Ten bands?
Ten bands
I
Just
Yo, fan up, I got a pile of dust, what's about to happen?
You pick teams.
Oh my God.
Hold on, hold on.
Just all of us.
Ah, yeah.
What did you put it on?
Hesitment.
No, let me see.
Yes, it is.
Look.
How you doing?
Hey, man.
He's got no bucket.
You don't, you can't talk.
I'm not spoiling.
Don't give me some water.
Yo, I'm going to take your 5,000 and I'm going to run it up with everybody.
Everybody just get kind of free money
Oh my god, look at this defense. Oh my god
Oh my gosh
Let it get to the red the top of the top of the tip cause
No, I don't check do I play this every day check
Hey, you can't do it.
I don't even know.
Look at it.
I know when I win, it's going to hit different.
You don't win this one?
Mike.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
No!
I don't offline game.
I'm homeless.
Two ass damn boys.
I don't like running, bro.
I don't like to play.
I ain't taking it.
Somebody ran your pockets.
You might be good at matter 25 but not at the double a shit
Thank you shit today was so far
I can't say anything right now.
Oh, what the fuck?
What?
You said it, but you didn't say it.
Not to say it, but you can't say it.
Get the fuck out of here!
Bro, how the hell...
Oh, no, wrong place. Fudge it.
No, interception.
I was leaping over.
This is where we live.
Give me the time we've done.
It's my career.
Get the fuck out of here, fam.
You're a son of a bitch.
You're really a nerd, though.
Just give me my money.
Who said pay me?
I don't think he's gonna be happy at all.
Fettel.
Fettel.
You just give me my money.
I'm a first-time player, though, man.
You get bucked when you get out of this first-time player.
I got several years.
No, he said he played,
he said he played mad in his whole life.
I'm gonna say he played two years out of that.
Now it's time for me to score.
Chat, now that I can score.
Yo, Ray, don't feel alone, bro.
Don't feel alone.
You think you slick, bro?
Oh, my God.
I think it's...
Yo, man!
What?
How much money you had up there?
Okay, $2.
Yo, how you catch every ball I throw?
Just take a cheat, man.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm just taking cheating, man.
Bro, are you?
That was a-
He's gotta be a cheat.
I know, bro.
They're right.
He's gotta be-
How you catch every boy I've got?
Why don't they just not tell me how they do this?
Bro, you hold that.
You hold that, baby, bro?
Yeah, you have to hold that more.
I'm holding you to catch it.
I'm- I'm throwing this shit.
And then you gotta have that-
You gotta just have the quarterback, like, vision.
Now you gotta have the vision for the shoot.
Cod cheating.
How?
No, no, no, not worse than you yet.
You wanted to bet, pick here and cut, nah.
I saw how they do that to you.
I don't think I'm going to play baseball.
I know you're gonna play baseball.
I'm not leaving until I'm gone.
Two players!
Shoot me, dude.
Me, bro.
I'm here to play baseball.
You up and you fucking this.
What do you say, man?
I'm about to get in the boat, man.
I'm about to get in the boat, man.
I'm shooting you.
Ray, you want to get the ball?
Yo, Ray, so he's going to say you want to get the ball out.
I'm going to catch the ball, all right?
Three, two, one.
I'm going to catch it, guys.
I'm going to catch it.
I'm going to catch it.
Catch it for me, bro.
Oh shit.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
The secret to this game is taking your time.
Take your time.
Look, I read it, I read it.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Why you hand me that one?
I want you to find me.
Now Ray versus Phantom is like trash versus garbage.
Yeah.
Be the main coverage, you can find us
on Spots and Zones, guys.
No, but guys will be in the future.
He's looking to blow and pump up.
We're gonna be speeding next time.
We're gonna be in the future.
are you done? what are you doing? no, resume. resume.
how the fuck you doing bro? bro, it's a bad play.
I'ma get you to the play. I think that's a terrible play.
back up. talk to my wife. Do I say you can catch me?
don't be here. he quit. he quit. I'm not gonna kill. I just don't want to say how
you can catch the bull. it's above you. it's going home, man.
You said there's no hope, right now.
Back up, guys.
Good to have it.
Niggas know not to play 2K change.
2K this and 2K that.
Shut up. Shut your ass up, nigga.
25 by come out.
Huh?
Yo, Venom, I'm running left.
Fatem, I'm going to run left.
Fatem, I'm running left.
Fatem.
Oh my God.
Yeah, we did, we did, we did.
We did.
Hold on, my heart.
Hold on, my heart.
Hold on, my heart.
What I'm saying?
You can't do that.
Whatever that.
Whatever you say.
Why you saying, oh my God, you did nothing.
You did nothing. You did nothing to.
No, no, no, no. Game not over.
Game not over. Game not over.
Oh, my God. You won't say anything.
You won't say anything.
You won't say anything.
You're not worth a thing.
You're not going to score one time.
How the fuck did that cry?
I scored one time. I'm done.
You're not going to score one time.
I'm done. I'm done.
You're not like a winner.
So, Dublin, if you score one time, I can't start the bet.
But if you don't, if you don't what?
If you don't wipe, I'll score one time.
Bad cook.
If you score one time the best cook, no, look,
if you score one time the best cook,
but if you still win, double it.
Yes.
No, so double it to pretend.
And you win, right?
Yes.
Like, still right there?
Yes.
Double, right? Like, you get 10,000.
Yes.
I'll score one time.
Bet it over.
Bet it over.
Yes!
Deal or no deal.
That's way too.
How the fuck did you get a deal?
That's free bread.
That's free bread.
That's free bread.
Come on, that's free bread.
I just buy it to get your deal.
Free bread chat, it's free bread chat.
Nah, no deal, no deal, no deal.
I should not go.
I'm a much-ebanked.
I'm a much-ebanked.
Princess is the pocket of princess.
Appreciate it.
Oh, this is the normal.
It's a little extra, pull up.
You know I'm a stroller.
There's one, there's one.
Are you done?
This is your brother B.C.
You're busy while we jump, bro.
No, you're doing jump time.
I don't want to see you two while you're jumping, shit.
Hey bro.
Hey bro.
Am I broke?
Nope.
I'm probably broke after this.
No, last time.
Yo, bro.
Yo, yo, pull up!
Good!
Come on, we'll put that in a conversation.
For the top G's,
Andy and Spring!
Get ass!
Shut up!
Click it right now!
What the fuck?
I don't think he's releasing the stove all right.
Yo, tell-
No KC!
Ah, oh, oh.
So long, bro!
We're on speed!
Yeah, I'm clear of it!
Andy!
I'm not in control!
What?
I'm not in control!
Oh, oh!
What?
What?
I'm stopped a little here for two minutes.
I-
I swear how much you just lost, man!
I didn't talk to you!
I swear how much you just lost, man!
You, sir!
Man, y'all niggas need help! Hold on, let me focus!
Yo!
Yeah, I'm distracted.
Dude, hold on a moment!
If you smash any of my equipment, you're paying for it!
Ain't that right? I think I might not have a keyboard in my clean shape.
Save, Steve!
Wait, is this table?
Save, Steve!
Are you dumb?
Are you guys serious?
Na na na!
Everybody sing along with me!
Na na na!
Chalacris! Chalacris!
Chalacris! Chalacris! Chalacris!
Chalacris chat!
Chalacris chat!
Chalacris!
Oh, I'm poking!
Don't play with me!
Am I dumb though?
Am I real?
Am I really?
Bitch, Corvette, Corvette!
Forget it, that's me, the greatest guy's here!
I'm the greatest guy's here!
Oh my god, who's your friend?
Can't quit, I'm not going to quit chat.
I cared about stealing one time, champ.
Just fucking pray!
Oh my god, did you see that?
Back up a little bit though. Back up a little bit.
Try to fuck this thing, man.
Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!
Yo, man, see here in the cut?
Yo, you gotta make the play, man.
Why do you make me quit down here?
You gotta start throwing Hail Marys.
Bro, why they, why they, why they, why they, why they got me all the way back here?
I just, I just, I just, why they started me all the way back here?
I just beat you.
It feels so good to be at this time, bro.
I'll leave you alone.
Believe me, too.
Fuck the day.
Because why the fuck they did that?
I just stopped all sorts of men, all the bullshit and they make me start at the touchdown room.
You pay for a lot of man's room, kid.
The dumbest shit you ever did. Yo, fat and big and bally.
The dumbest shit, that was the dumbest shit you ever did in my life.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, chat.
Oh my god, chat.
What?
Nah, true, right there.
That's not your model.
What do you know?
Wait, what is going on, chat?
He's not right in here!
I'm not gonna see these turkey bacon!
Oh my God!
Go go go go go! Yes!
No way! Oh my!
Yo, yo, you got your phone?
Wait, what?
At least three stars!
Nah, I'm jumping, I'm jumping!
Yeah, whoever got my phone, I gotta keep my phone.
You better not get scared by my alarm.
I'm mad.
I'm mad.
You're not sorry.
Now you know, I'm not gonna play with you, bro.
That's a man's tree, bro.
Nah, I'm not sure why.
Ty is cheating!
No!
Stand how you get it.
I don't understand how.
I don't get it.
Yo, Chad, this ticket is a GTA pro.
Yo, why am I playing so fucking good?
Cause it's my first time playing.
You don't think so? Cause of that?
Oh, it's your first time rapping it?
Are you in the Super Bowl, bro?
All right, man.
So, studies, gladly.
Gladly.
Gladly.
Gladly.
Gladly.
Gladly.
Gladly.
Everybody say, gladly.
Everybody say, gladly.
Gladly.
Gladly.
Gladly.
Gladly.
Gladly.
Gladly.
Gladly.
Gladly.
Gladly.
Gladly.
I need that kid
We're just gonna do that man. A little shittin wrong the wrong way and shit
No, no, no, no, no, no, no come on. Can't see no can't see no
It's my it's a mine. It's a mine. It's a mine. It's a mine. It's a mine. It's mine. It's mine
No
Fuck it. I don't care. He's going all the way right down.
Fuck it. That's the luckiest you will ever get.
It is dirty.
Yo, they trying to cheat you. I can feel it. I can feel it, bro.
I can feel it, bro.
Bro, he got coaches in his left ear.
Shut up. I don't know exactly what plate that is. I'll stop it.
I know what you're doing in my heart.
I'm down 60 right now.
Alright, back up.
Shut up.
Hey, bro, I'm down.
Bro, go get your kick.
Hi! Hi! Kick it, bro!
You want me this close?
Do you know what running the ball is, nigga?
Fuck you.
I turned the sliders up. Oh, you fucking dumb. No, I did not
No, let me show my sliders
Where sliders where where where every single time I'm winning your niggas like damn
fighters
I think is it boy every time I'm winning no matter who I'm playing against. I think it'd be dick-rotted
Well, I noticed that shit. I got a chill, bro. I got a relax. I'll chat. Thank you, Jack
Thank you, it's making fun of bad plays it gets to a point
Are you crazy?
I'm on one, I'm on one
I am on one
I'm on one
the fuck the fuck is that
no this thing is a genius I'm not gonna lie I QM timeout and go with a
plane yes get a touchdown he has to get a touchdown he has to get a
Touchdown
Yeah, right
I'm gonna order a honey bun
Oh my god
What the fuck is he doing?
If he does it, he has to buy me a mastery kit
For the land
What?
If you know school, you're gonna buy a body kit
A mastery kit
No, I need that
That's bitch shit, you're in the third quarter
I'm like that
I love you
That's almost my order. He can't score.
Entering who's always yes.
It's February the school.
I did talk different.
I can talk different.
No matter what I do, they're my nigga.
Man, she can't never know.
Bush, I did.
You scored.
Yeah, I did.
I did.
9 eyes over. 9 eyes over.
You're doing this shit for fun now.
I've been out there.
I'm so assed at this here.
You wanna play this shit for me?
8 to 12.
Why you quit?
Wait, how did I subtract?
I didn't subtract.
Now if you quit, I win.
I'm a school third time just cuz
Let's go three times just cuz it's so real good, bro. Let's go three times just cuz
It was a hundred that's not
I don't get made
Yeah, what's the best empty double a plan and I got that crib don't say agent you better not
Money agent the loss don't say agent
He's stupid
I'm so good at this!
I got on the hemity!
I'm really him!
She's crazy, I should have been doing it!
You gotta get a touchdown there!
That's easy! That's easy for me!
Yeah, it is!
I hate you, dude!
Hell no!
Oh yeah!
Same set!
Oh my god!
You say I'm ass, but I'm up on 87!
What are you talking about?
I
Might do a crazy play
It's square bro
Oh my watch your mouth flag
Look oh, oh, yeah
That was oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, yeah
Yeah, oh, perfect prayer
Pray for that man
My man
My Jackson
What people in there?
That's what's going on.
What are you doing?
Come on, that's not even a complete pass.
I got it in my head.
30 seconds. Will he fail or will he prevail?
It's closed down.
And the guards come with the line
and put it in the chair down.
What's happening?
It's an explosion.
Get the fuck out of here.
I'm going to time my shit.
I'm going to stop the time.
How much seconds?
How much seconds?
You got no seconds.
Okay, 94-24.
Bro.
I feel good, though, bitch. We don't need them.
You're ass.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, check. Good game, check.
Yo, do I roll real quick?
Where in the world are you?
It's just me, yo, bro.
You play me in 2K and bass, boy, belt the ass.
Yo, give me the mic.
Hey, he's fucking trash, nigga.
It's torture, that's what I want.
Oh, that shit, man.
Man, where's the mic?
Where's the mic?
I thought you were looking for the mic.
Is the mic working?
F.
F.
Yo, yo, yo, are we good?
Are we good?
Are we good?
Yeah, there's it.
Are we good?
Are we good?
Yeah, you're good.
Spam W's if everything is working.
It's singing F.
But why is it singing F?
Oh, it's good, it's good, it's good now.
I bet.
Yo, let me go order a fucking bucket.
Yo, ah!
Yo, you're catching that.
Yo, Barry.
On.
Nice.
No.
Your air block.
Yo, my car looks bad.
I know you hungry.
I know you hungry.
I know you hungry.
Happy birthday.
Can I get a bacon naked cheese
or a honey bun?
The I.T. Way
Cheers!
Say it.
Can I get a bacon naked cheese
or a honey bun?
The I.T. Way
Cheers!
You can see I'm sorry.
That should look like a fucking
Hey, buddy!
You gonna come back?
You gonna come back?
You're gonna go to hell!
I love you, bro. I watch your YouTube all the time.
I thank you for all the joy.
You gonna remember me?
I can't give you my number, bro.
I can't give you my number, bro.
I can't give you my number.
I can't give you my number.
Bro, I can't. You're not even recording no more.
I am, bro.
I am not!
I like you too, bro.
Yeah, right here.
Oh, you got it to my house, eh?
You got it to my house?
Y'all put it up to my Addy?
This is my house, bro.
Y'all make it big, my shit.
Yes, you did.
Yes, you did.
Yes, you did.
What?
What?
What?
Wait, what?
I got you, I got you
I know you nigga. You good?
You good bro?
You behaving yourself?
Yeah.
And I heard you talking about my girl.
Who you girl?
Who the fuck is your girl?
Why you fuckin don't, I heard.
And I don't know how.
How you fuckin bitch?
You did something to y'all.
So, who you fuckin doing?
You fuckin all my girl.
You got, who you bitch?
And you what y'all?
Why?
You say, I don't even know your bitch.
And they say you kiss it in two
What?
Niggi this niggi is lying bro who's your bitch?
You know what my bitch is
No I don't
And I saw you on phone
I'm making my ice spice
My ice spice?
I don't
Ah what's the thing that
What's the number one thing like about ice spice?
I like the fact that you got the
That you got the word man
I want to get on through you
I want to get on through you
Niggi I don't know you
Niggi I don't know you
Yo shit
Yo
All right, let's make a sign.
Turn it off, turn it off.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
Turn it off, turn it off.
I love you, bro.
Appreciate you, broski.
Goddamn.
They in front of my house.
No accent, no accent, throw his set up.
Throw his set up.
Bro, throw your set up.
YOOOOOO!
Help me.
Act with the accent, act with the accent.
Wait, what are you?
Shhh!
Ask again, ask again!
What's this saying?
Crick!
Whoa!
What's this?
What's that?
What's this?
That's a move!
Yo, you real gangsta, man!
Say good-bye, good-bye!
You have a dog!
You have a dog!
Damn! Damn! Damn!
Fuck!
What y'all, are we good?
Mads, are we good?
Tell me your name!
Mads, can you hear me?
Like this, like this, huh?
You're only going to be tough, you're only going to be tough in security though, baby!
No more, no more gay fans.
Awesome, I'm not going to see you again.
You promise?
Promise!
So, we got to get a speaker.
What are you?
Who are you?
Sam?
Nice to meet you, Sam.
Is it good? I think it's good.
You want a...
No.
Oh, it's lagging. Hold on.
Get the...
...flagging.
It's lagging.
Wait, it's not lagging. Oh, it's lagging a little bit.
Chad is not lagging.
It's not lagging that much.
Is it good or no?
Yes, it is good.
Is it good? I think it's good.
I'm sorry.
Is it good? I think it's good.
Good. Oh my god. Why does it keep lagging?
What is it saying?
The router?
That's how.
No! Hey!
No more signs.
I'm not
You ready my looks no more signs for him
No more okay
I'm dead out for real the only side you know is peace and love
go through peace
Peace
Peace
What's what's your sign?
No, no, what's how you know what's how you what's how you throwing up?
Okay, peace. Peace. All right?
For real, I'm not going to get you a gift.
What a gift, right?
So if I see you throw up a sign for the rest of the night,
you're not getting no gift.
Yeah, I got a gift for you.
So you have to be good though.
So the next step is you better not have no signs.
All right.
You all right today?
Yeah, I got it today.
Why is it acting? It's lagging crazy.
What did I do?
No, it's lagging.
I know how it's lagging though.
Yeah.
That's a Sony camera.
Yo, the fuck.
It's my 2,000 miles old.
Look at Ray.
Free Ray, free Ray, free Ray, free Ray, free Ray, free Ray.
Free Ray, Chef.
Chef, free Ray.
Yo, like some early?
Watch out.
3, 2, 1.
Ray, stay on business, bro.
I'm still business.
Yo, my shit, my shit lagging.
We are eating the egg.
Yo, Nessun.
Is it lagging?
Yes!
That is a rainbow.
Get lost!
It's lagging!
I think it's good now.
The fuck is this problem?
I want to eat this!
No, no, no, no, Ice Spice not here, bro.
Don't try to, don't try to, don't try to get rid of me.
Like you're not the only nigga that's lit.
Don't try to get, and your Jewish is what I heard about it.
And I'm watching you.
Stop fucking my bitches, put my language.
Don't make me like that little man, my goodness.
Stop doing that.
Put me up with Ice Spice.
Bro, I don't even know who you're dating.
What are you talking about, bro?
Ice Spice don't want a nigga like you, bro.
I'll be honest.
That's hate.
Could I have grained my beard?
That's hate.
Nah.
Why?
Because a young nigga's like you getting it?
Nah, because he's not me.
I'm a very handsome young man.
You are right.
You are sounding like,
you're sounding like Ford nigga.
You look like this nigga on the hundred and cheerio nigga.
That's what you look like.
That's how you look.
How do you not cheerio?
Jack!
Oh shit.
Jack!
Nobody!
First I'm gonna flip.
Nobody, I don't even know who you got.
Damn, girls is.
Got you.
I don't, what type of girls you into?
Here's the thing, I'ma tell you the truth, you got a lot of them.
The truth is, I went to go see a shorty,
cause I'm married, y'all was cheating.
I went to see a shorty.
You're not even married.
Don't wash my hands.
I went to go see a shorty,
and she had you on the screen in the U-Haul.
And she was watching you and not paying attention,
so I don't like that, period.
I don't like it, I'm not with it, I'm not with it.
So you mad?
Cause the girl that you with,
girl I liked, I wanna smash.
Yes.
So you guys take it up on her,
why you taking it up on me?
I ain't your man violating it over my DM.
Yeah.
Yo, he said I ain't over his DM.
Yeah.
Nigga, I ain't checking no DMs.
What?
Yeah.
I'm Queens Flip nigga, I'm here nigga.
I love you niggas.
And I said, I'll pass the phone.
Don't touch me, nobody touching me.
You put this ball in and now you love him.
Nigga, know your business.
Nigga, I do love him, nigga.
Yo, I'm checking your girl, bro.
Why you touching me?
I got the night robber.
You son of a shit.
You fried it?
Man, I'm just shagging.
Hey, nigga, you look behind the nigga.
I'll fry you a fruit.
What's up?
You're like Booker T, nigga.
Hold on, don't touch the booker.
I'm no way, don't touch the booker.
I don't care how they crash out.
Say, he got rose on the back of his neck, chat.
Hi, hi, hi.
Get your shit, man.
Get your shit.
Why are you cursing?
Stop cursing.
Stop cursing, man, bro.
You're the baddest key in the whole thing.
Stop cursing.
You're the baddest key, bro.
You had kids throwing up gang shots.
No, I did not.
I just told them, if you don't let them get to me.
Talk to them in front of me.
What?
Tell them.
Tell them.
Tell them.
Tell them.
Son of a son, let's do it
You gotta
Look at that son, dirty mouthful
No no no no
Son of a son, son of a son
Son of a son, you talk talk
Look at that son, dirty mouthful
With some ugly looking shoes you got on
Oh, not the price
Who the hell is that?
Who the hell is that?
Who the hell is that?
Is this your man? Is this your man?
Nice to meet you.
Is this your man?
He's like a bisexual Lenny Kravitz.
Lenny Kravitz is the singer. Who else?
The legend got him.
I love you, legend.
No sorry now.
No sorry now.
No.
It's only me and you.
What up, legend?
Hold it there, hold it there, hold it there, hold it there, hold it there.
Talk to me, Legit.
Alright, Legit.
Okay, you better get your dirty, ashy, looking grey beard out of our stool.
Let me say that to me.
Yeah, you got it.
Hold me down.
What?
Legit.
She be coming, Legit.
You, Legit.
I'm coming, Legit.
Oh, you got his back up.
What?
ugly baggy stupid looking beard
what up legend
where are you from legend
i'm from his face
wait all of them
I'm not let you drive in your bed. Don't mess with your face
Yeah, that's my son. Yeah, you got a problem?
Yo, I need a charger.
I'm sorry to get the wrong one.
You see?
Chad, you talking about shadow boxing?
You might be 53.
We have to keep some of these.
Are we outside?
We're outside in a minute, brother.
I'm saying, okay.
Yo, we got the honeymoon.
Yo, I'm shooting my video.
Let me get out my shit.
Yo, I'm shooting my video, get out of my shit!
Wait, I'm out of! Back in the kitchen!
I'm a honeycomb!
Dude, it's not a video, move!
Wait, I'm gonna shoot first!
Yo!
Yo!
Record it, record it!
It's called this!
No, I better hit it!
Yo, early!
You gotta make money!
You better not stay too far down!
You better not stay too far down!
You better not stay too far down!
Yeah, buddy!
You better not stay too far down!
I made you hurt!
W!
Hey, yo, let me...
Yeah, yeah, get out of here!
No, I'll be right back!
Yeah!
You said that...
Let's go, we gotta go!
Yo, what are you saying?
Yo chat, I'm not gonna lie, this the most W, I had to see that one person paying for
signing this score.
Niggas is eating, this is a W deli.
My boy's watching.
No, I'm not going away.
Smile when you're fucked.
What?
Smile when you're fucked.
Smile when you're fucked.
You said you wanted to go to Europe.
You want a bubble in my house?
I'm homeless.
I'm not the stuff that I want to travel.
Jack!
We even go to a couple.
Samuel, give him some water.
Come, come, come, come, come, come.
I'm letting a W person to have on stream while we're in New York.
I can't even keep this on yet.
Yeah, cool with legend?
Oh, no.
Yo.
They said, you're too bad, bro.
I miss you, I miss you real quick
I'm hungry. I am hungry.
Chad, like I'm hungry. Chad, I am hungry.
I'm hungry. Are you hungry?
And what? A sauce? Yeah, I do.
That is speed. Can you beat up speed?
Oh, we're not about to sit here and watch one of my videos. Oh God.
I'm gonna play the one with silent.
I'm the best one in Madden.
I'm gonna play silent.
Oh my.
Yo, what is my phone not charging fast?
Check.
Check, it is getting so crowded outside.
Look already, Ray's getting bullied, bro.
Ray's literally getting bullied.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
raised literally getting bullied raised literally getting bullied bro stop your bullying
why do you have people bullying no no no no no no no no no no you lost a thousand
why you keep bullying Ray
what's me
break in
this yeah this is me
where where is now
wanna see me
What are you saying now?
What are you saying now?
What are you saying?
What are you moving?
What are you moving?
Are you moving?
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Are you shooting me?
What is she talking about?
What happened?
Who's picking, bro?
Veggies
It's time to eat a veggie
Eat it mom, I think you have a chance
Eat the lettuce, eat the lettuce, eat the lettuce
Eat the lettuce, eat the lettuce, hold on
What's she saying?
Eat the lettuce
MGM
Yo MGM
I bet I can do a first shot, watch this
No you can't, you can't
Yo CJ
That's it, that's it, that's it
That's it, that's it, that's it
That's it, that's it, that's it
Come on, come on, come on.
Next, you next.
First try, if you get it, it's gonna be a draw.
I know how to do this.
Mind shot.
If you do it,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Stop being pace dancing.
I've been telling you all this.
Once in a while, that's my third time doing that.
Now, on my mother, that's my first time doing it.
See him do it.
She do it.
I'm just gonna talk.
Next, put it in the jam.
and I'm looking for something
I'm not gonna do it with my money
I'm not gonna do it with my money
I'm not gonna do it with my money
I'm not gonna do it with my money
I'm not gonna do it with my money
We were making out the drill
That's the heat of heart of his own
Jack, if he got dropped
Everyone would have been over, bro
We dropped something and they didn't hope
Let's go, buddy
Let's see if he's starting to
You're starting, you're starting closer
He didn't say it, he just didn't.
It was hard, wasn't it?
He was just mad.
Baby, you got something in your mind
Can't you get you feel at home
Only find peace for yourself
New boyfriend ain't gon' feel it
We really like this track
Can't we wear the dress
But you feel the noise
It's one way to try to get out
Don't you care no man?
I don't...
Don't you swear on my dick?
Where's the dick?
My boy is really crazy with it.
Tell him how old you are.
Tell him your head age.
Tell him your head age.
I know what you want, lads.
I
I know we in the belly but now they are by the rage.
What is this face?
Look at this face.
You don't know what's going on.
I didn't install a lot of wires.
Listen, you really a dancer, bro.
Yeah.
It is so packed outside.
Who had the body wire by the gift?
No, no. He didn't get to buy it.
I lost.
You lost?
Yeah, I lost.
That's all you been waiting for?
Get the kids, get the kids, hurry up.
It's coming tomorrow.
Get on him, legend.
Stop him from business.
Oh.
Oh.
What a legend.
You jumped out.
You jumped out.
See?
You got to pick a chance.
I'm going to go out in the rain.
You got to see that?
He's right.
He's right.
He's right.
You're right.
You're right.
I love you.
I'm sorry.
You called me when we were going to school.
Oh.
Oh, whatever.
You're a big guy.
Big legend.
Forever.
I said hey yo.
Oh, I said, yo, in the front, you were throwing up them seats.
But we know that Kyle, like the kids' girls,
and be with my bees.
I said, yo, stop playing games.
Are you stretching your hand?
You in the lane?
You know I'm fire.
I'm standing next to Todd.
I said, yo, I said, who's you?
I said, who's you?
Fat Meal School?
Yeah.
Oh, it's gray and black there,
looking like Martin Luther.
Who?
Martin Luther.
Who?
My little kid.
My little kid.
I
Don't give a fuck we don't wear Mary no more. That's back in
Yes
What's up, kid?
What's up, kid?
She told me you might see beans.
Yeah.
Ooh.
Yeah.
And you're going to have to kill me because I'm from Queens.
I said, hey, yo, I said, who you?
I'm a part of the COVID team.
I just prepped up the store.
Hold on, Cuddy Chill.
Yeah.
Yeah, yo.
This young man said he's from Queens.
But we don't give a shit.
We don't, huh?
Niggah, you even know you're walking up in the spot
and you already ate all shit.
No.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Shit.
Shit.
Yeah, kill them.
Now you're killing them.
Yeah.
You're gonna be having motion when he like
What are you doing? I've been in here all day. I've been chillin
I'm a salesman I'm a salesman
Sales?
Sales?
How many I thought on soul chat, like 13?
I'm not even working today.
Yo, legend!
Yo, where my big naked cheese on the homie?
What the heck is that?
Look at me hug, though.
Legend you up?
Yeah.
Give me a hug, bro.
You're not a legend.
You're not a legend, man.
Everybody clap if you're a legend.
It's your back time.
You gotta say something for me.
Later.
Say, if you have one legend to say,
Look at the camera and say it.
Legend, you gotta tell him you gotta come check Akiway.
Push on.
Legend, look at the camera and talk what you gotta say.
Tell him what you gotta say.
Can I get a big egg and cheese?
The hot dog on the Akiway.
Yeah!
Sure, sure!
You gotta give him a hug like that.
W legend, man.
You know, W legend.
He started off like that.
Yo, chat.
W up, legend.
He started off throwing seeds.
But now he's leaving a happy kid
Yo, go to bed bro, no nigga like no
No, I don't want to go to sleep nigga. Let's go to fucking
You wanna be a high schooler?
I do not!
You just took those off the box.
How old are you, man?
You got bleach on you, you need to stop.
How old are you, man?
He's like 40.
So what?
He really 52.
That niggas is fine. All y'all little niggas is fine. Fuck y'all niggas. I'm out.
I don't leave.
Y'all niggas don't want me to hang out.
This is what happens when you and niggas take off the box.
And this is where you end up killing the whole niggas.
This is why your hand is killing the whole thing.
Yo, you want to pull me up?
Oh, thank you!
Don't call me up.
Your beard gray.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Yo, go sign them shits, nigga.
I'm just looking at the clouds and stuff.
I like you.
Oh, you don't even got no bitches.
That's all I'm saying.
Where's your heart?
Backstreet boy nigga fuck out of your kick out the room nigga you're nasty
That's your own joke
That's your own joke
Nigga you're shit on the gig time nigga
I thought that was fandom in the back
I thought that was fandom in the back
You gotta wipe it from hockey man
I just came from the back
You ain't in the streets
You told that story
You better not get in the back
You better
You got counter racks
70 K and this shit
No, it's shit. It's shit.
No, it's shit. It's shit.
Now, yeah, now, yeah.
Oh, man, fuck that niggas, man.
No, he was taking you out like fucks.
Oh, man, that's what you need to leave, man.
What you gotta say to him?
He tired. He tired.
Yeah, he tired.
He won't go lay down.
He won't go lay down.
Look at that.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Yo, out!
They're gonna get cheese in the honeycomb.
I'm not gonna even want the noodles.
So why are you talking like that, bro?
you're ready to go home?
are you ready to go home?
I'm not wearing this in school, that could be
Aaron, you got harsh, what are you?
you wearing them babies
when is your bedtime?
I'm never in sleep
you got an old school ass working out here
you look dumb, take that shit to the gym
you look stupid, what you working on your chest?
I got an old school ass
you got a true man behind you
he don't even like that, that's my man
What's going on with skiing jeans, my heart?
Bro, you got a...
This nigga got the fucking products on a million...
Hey, nigga, your socks is dirty. Stop.
Your socks is dirty.
My fit, my fit is better than yours.
Everybody's fit better than yours.
What are you doing? What are you about that, nigga?
I don't... I don't need one.
I don't need one.
You mean, though, you don't need one?
I don't.
I don't.
I don't care if I wear small jeans, nigga.
So you need to wear your socks.
I don't want my socks to be dirty.
Yeah, you need to wear your socks.
You need to get a shape up.
I'm good.
You're nasty, son.
Let me see that.
I'm joking.
I'm sitting in that.
Oh, no.
I'm going to be Queen's Flip.
W. O. Jack.
Thank you, thank you, brother.
W. O. Jack.
Queen's Flip with a Z.
That boy got a glow.
You heard?
Yo, I'm going to go shit about you.
Oh, you can't hang with us, bro.
You don't need me.
Let me ask y'all a question.
Is this guy with a nigga, because I'm 37.
Damn!
No, I'm not.
Damn!
What's up?
I thought you said 85.
My son 20 years old, my son JR.
So JR 20.
So what I'm saying is that you're this young.
Is it?
Is it my son?
Is it that?
He's jealous.
He's supposed to be a father.
That's what I'm saying.
You're the dad.
You want to be a father.
I do.
I have no mother.
I have no mother.
Let me ask you another question.
I have no father.
You have problems.
My name is Michael.
Stop it, man.
Let's take this to the floor.
Listen.
Yo.
Hey.
Is it bad for an older nigga that's trying to get like blood?
Am I sticking out like a sore throat?
Yes.
Yes.
The age is not high school.
Like it's over.
Yes, it's done.
Hey, if you put that in my handle.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I don't need that.
I don't need that.
Like you got it.
J, y'all gotta stand.
I'm just gonna stand here and let y'all look.
Yeah, I gotta stand here.
Now you in the back.
Fuck this shit.
Yeah, fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
You know the vibes, y'all.
Yeah, yeah.
And me.
Hold up.
Hold up.
You sound like all these niggas.
I'm your father, nigga.
Hold up.
Nah, hold on.
So he look better.
He look better standing in front of y'all.
Yeah.
Now look now.
No, no.
You trying to tell him.
I'm gonna go first, Poole gonna go second
Destiny gonna go last, okay?
No, Destiny's gonna go third
You gonna go last
I bet
Alright
Just give me my money
Yeah
Just, just
Just give me my money
Yeah
You're so good, you're so good
Fuck you told me you're shit-locked
You're shit-locked, nigga
You need a shit-lock, nigga
You're like a, you're like a
You're like a bunch of shit
You're like in stink
Alright, let it, let it, let it
Let it be my lead, so we got to do fair
Alright, let it
Legend
At the end, you gonna say just give me my money
Okay, I got you
And you gotta, you gotta give me a clap for everybody, okay?
Alright, ready?
and hey, toss somebody's set,
gimme my money.
You wanna cup, but gimme my left light.
Imma go first.
That's gimme my money!
Yo!
Just gimme my money!
Yes!
Just gimme my money!
Yes!
Just.
Just.
Just.
Just.
Just gimme my money!
Just.
Just.
Just gimme my money!
Just gimme my wine drink!
Hey.
Hey.
Switch, switch, switch!
Seriously.
Where is my remarking?
Where is my moneyon
Talking about F Bishoppin Street
London
Where is my moneyon
Just.
Just gimme my money!
You're not even seeing it correctly on the internet.
No, they're literally just saying, give me my money.
Give me my money.
Give me my money.
No.
If you forget about the just, it's not worth nothing.
You get that?
You get that?
At all.
That's a little sort of thing.
Give me my money.
Just give me my money.
I say that.
Thank you so much because the criticism I've been dealing with saying, thank you, Carl.
Now that you heard from him, because if they come from him, it's stolen.
Just, just.
Just give me my money.
Just give me my money on just give me my money on versus my money
The money on it gets you done young money gets you down young rage stream. What is rage doing?
What is rage doing? Let me see what rage doing. I must say rich
What is rage doing
He's not even doing nothing
I
Won't
Just just give me my honey. Yo, everybody go try to go to Zoe they can turn she got she got leaked say Zoe got leaked on Twitter
He did bro, what?
What?
You lying bro.
What chat.
Nah bro, that's crazy.
chat is literally ridiculous.
chat is literally ridiculous bro oh my oh fuck oh what the fuck oh what the fuck.
what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up.
Everybody tell JC got a leak tell JC got a leak on twitter.
Tell JC you got a leak-check twitter.
check twitter me check twitter yo leak check twitter yo yo leak check twitter
check twitter you got leaked you got leaked bro does he even read chat wait i can't hear oh my
god i couldn't hear can you hear now yo he does not check oh he does not check
i love you bro love you i check maybe we talk to our james
Imagine or mod can you go see that
I watch and put it on recommended
Now's not the time nigger
Yo, what should we do chat?
Yo talk about
No, don't act that drink post him. No, don't act that drink post him
Tell act that drink post him
That drink post him tell act that drink post him
So like for me to be who I was in my side like our balance
What are you doing?
you right here you make the whole
party
shout out to this guy
making everybody go crazy
yo act
jay posi
jay posi
oh my god perfect
perfect hold on
look at your chat
look at your chat
say jay posi
say jay posi
jay posi you
Boy X on a bacon and cheese on a honey bun. Yes, I skate. Here you go. Appreciate you
I had to reopen the grill for you. Come on
Re-chat keep saying Jake Paul to you
Bo check your chat
He's checking he's checking he's checking
So how do you go about starting with a trap?
I got something to drink.
I'm trying to make it a single possible way.
God damn sweet huh?
Hey you want sweet?
Everybody tell Max.
Wait hold on.
Like shut down
Everybody tell Max that Cardi posted him
Say playboy Cardi posted him
Just say Cardi posted him
Hey, Kari, hey Kari, what's up?
Do you see my face?
Is that what?
No, Max!
Okay, but I'll take you.
I was smooth today!
Smooth!
I thought I was smooth, Rob.
Huh?
I thought I was smooth.
Smooth, hell yeah!
Crystal said,
Tile girl ready?
Nah, she didn't.
She didn't respond yet.
Do I take her back and say,
let me know when you ready?
Yo, say Cardi post him, say Cardi, say, tell Dom what I Cardi post him, say Playboy Cardi
post him.
I will, trust me bro, I will, okay, that's my friend, that's my friend, that's my friend.
He's right here, he's right here, he's right here.
How did I get to this?
I told you.
Oh, he's weird.
All these children should have been friends.
The only chance on the fucking screen is to just fucking do it.
Yo.
This shit is funny.
Yeah, it still is.
I don't know if I'm here to share it.
Kaisen, that is great.
Okay.
That's it for tonight.
Oh, son.
So, yo, New York guys were showing me about that cardy shit.
Y'all know y'all know y'all know y'all know y'all know y'all know y'all know what y'all guys was talking to me about
you were talking to me about that shit!
you think that shit is funny?!