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07-07-2024 · 7h 18m
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The American Pronunciation Guide Presents ''How to Pronounce
The Greatest of the Dead'' so so I told my agent I want to be treated like a man. No ifs, ands or buts
I told my agent I wanna be treated just like a slut
Paid me directly after
Closed the book with a folded page to keep the chapter
Told grandma how much my chain cost and I got slapped.
Did a couple rolls, but in my routes
I'm not an actor.
My being next is straggling.
She happy that I saved her.
My mama in her castle
i love her so we neighbors my sister cooked with flavor
it's sweet My ex think I'm a player, my homies think I'm playing
I walk on plain Jane, more Lexus than John Mayer
I heard the rumor rhyme it's obvious that I don't care
Quarter man at my left that's why they stare somebody try to take them teach
them what they need and go home. Home,
home,
home.
Somebody save the saviour!
Somebody save the saviour!
Somebody save the saviour! Somebody save the saviour! somebody say I'm a My new coupe fit too thin I'm an animal, riding a sushi
She wanna record me but I make her movie
She don't know what she'll do if she lose me
What would you do if you go broke?
I'd be back rich in two weeks
What would you do for some propane? What would you do for some promos?
What would you do for some clout?
I'm a New York born and stay with
Little bitch shoes on her couch
I got twin to cut racks in my pouch
I can't Cause I'm mean as Ag-fire
It's whatever, yo
Ain't got a ag fire
Everything come out like so
Watch what you do in the dark
Nigga ain't got all that
Bitch, you better move slow
Bitch, you better move Swag, bitch you better move
Ain't got no religion
But I'ma stay true
I don't go to sleep cause they say
If it's news then you lose
The whole song is way on', y'all be cool
I just wanna fuck y'all, catch my layin', y'all ain't tryna be rude
All these mobs, dumb as mustard, I shout out my jewels
Ain't nobody try this shit since a bro got kicked
Shout out to my shoes
I trap in for this, can't go legit
Shout out to my club
If nigga reach for anything, I got on
He gon' catch up slow
I'm about to do the show
In your city
Huh
It's full of
Free love demon Free baby show Everything I wear cause I got the race on
Everything I wear cause I got the race on
Everything I wear cause I got the race on
Race On cause I got the red sun Red Sun
I'm finna bitch up like a sail eater Fats hit me, shit real eatin'
Tops hit me, shit real eatin'
Chimpanzee lot really eatin' I'm 24-year-old chelsea I don't see how you can hate from outside of the blue.
You can't even get in!
Leg out!
Yellow model chain, yellow bottle sipping,
yellow and pink, yellow yellow Get you ten years in two days Ladies love me, I'm on my crew, baby
If you get what I get, what the kids say
She watch it all off
Mr. Miyagi
And them suicide doors Arikari Mr. Miyagi And the Suicidal's
Arikari
Look at me now, look at me now
I'm gettin' papered
Look at me now Look at me now, oh Look at me now, yeah
Push through, oh fuck
Little nigga bigger than you really
Cause I'm feeling like a nigga that can try to be all my shit
Better cut your chick if you with her I can get it and she accidentally took me for a loan
Oops I said oh my dick
I ain't really mean to say oh my dick
But since we talkin' about my dick
All of you here to say hi to it
I'm done
Hey O Breezy
Let me show ya how to keep the dice roll when you're doing that thing over there homie.
Let's go!
Yo! Get away, get away, get away, get a load on the door And I'm gonna stop, and I'm gonna come in every day Yeah, she was dancing, you were my puppet
Just know that you will never find me
In the end it better be your little copy
You ain't ever gonna stop me
Every time I come in nigga gotta set us
Then I got to go in and I got to hit it
Then they got a flowin'
And I gotta shut up any little thing
And niggas think that he be doomin
Cause it doesn't matter
Cause I'm gonna dab-dab-daddy
In the number of everything
And anything about the boom
About the ring
I gotta do a lot of things
To make it clear
Let's see what couple niggas
That are always winnin And they gotta get it again And they gettin in the green
And now we doin it to death, and now I move a little farther
Nigga better call a ref and everybody know my style
Niggas know that I'm the best when it come to doing this
And I be banging on my chest and I bangin at ease
And I bangin in the west and I kinda give you more Now I never never get your last You were here but didn't see that you competed in the press
Do you really wanna know what's next?
Let's go!
See, there'll be only real or innovation
You know we gotta go now try to keep up with the pace
And we struggle and then hustle and then settle
Then they get it in me
All y'all do is take it to another place
Gotta taste it
Then I gotta grab it
Then I gotta cut all through this traffic
Just a beat at the top of the throne
But I know I gotta have it
Have it!
Look at me now
Look at me now
Nooooooo
NOOOOO no no dude what the oh there's no way i just messed up my intro, my nigga. get your paper look at me now I'm un-nuisance, I be stupid I move on like the three stooges
I better eat sushi
I'm not shitting up my pollution or substitution
Got a bitch that play air movies in my jacuzzi
Plus it juicing
I never give a fuck about the skater Got a big house came with a elevator
You niggas ain't eatin', fuckin' tell the waiter
Boy they said shoot him and I said okay
If you want that bullshit then I'm not gonna let
I don't care what you say, so don't even speak
Your girlfriend a freak like Cirque du Soleil
That's word to my fat and my flat gay
I'm outta my head bitch, I'm out of my mind
From the bottom I climb
You ain't had up that line
Nope not on my time
And I'm hot even try
What's poppin' slime?
Nothin' five
Me and Faye trippin', fuck with them 5
But I got no time to shuck and jive
These niggas as sweet as pumpkin pie
So I can strike on a private pipe
Bitch, Robin Tyson's got it
And my mom is right
And my dad was right
And my mama's nice
And my daddy's dead
You faggot scared
Cause I'm too wild
Been here for a while
I was like fuck Trump I put sit cause I'm too wild Been here for a while, I was like fuck trust
Look sit down, I'm so young money
If you got eyes look at me now
Bitch
What's up fucking woman? You a bad bitch, get your ass up, stand up, bend over, Bump bump, shot it pull
Bump bump, probably blow
Show your way
Turn it
Turn it
Turn it Show your way
Bounce it in
This is flip
Pickle me
Bounce it in
Bounce it I'm sorry, but I'm sorry, but I'm sorry, but I'm Yo, Chet!
Yo, Chet!
I'm not even gonna lie. Today's going to be a juicy one.
You feel what I- yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Today is going to be real juicy you heart
Oh my god, okay.
So listen to me.
We starting off with the desktop, okay?
Yo first of all what the fuck is up my niggas?
Hey look! And look, today's gonna be good because okay, today is great. Now I call these the resets like we actually could chill today and talk about everything
that we done missed, okay?
How the fuck that nigga's doing, okay?
But look though.
Today gonna be cool too because we go on desktop then we go on IRL chat.
You know...
You know...
My nigga...
You know my nigga Ray gotta go to the military right
see i know rey got to go to the military right and you know
hey it's bright it's too bright for my heart you know know and my nigga ray he got a little how to up that far
You feel me so chad we going to the gun range today
chat
Hey, Jack, yeah we going to the range today Taiji.
Yo who?
Okay I got a question.
Who thinks I know how to really like you know
Like Jack Who think I know how to really like, you know? Like that.
Who think I know how to really like,
who knows?
By a show of hands
who would be like yo Ka
if it had to come down but I know you'd like that bro. i know you like that bro say yes or no just say yes or not
just to say yes or nah bro just say yes or nah bro just say yes or no bro no a you No, hey bitch.
Hey bitch.
Fuck you.
Okay?
Fuck you.
Okay buddy?
Fuck you.
Alright?
Now listen, um... Kosta's a chance he's not slick
Okay buddy first of all
Bitch okay
Look Aye so look Fuck!
Hey, so look.
I was talking to my doctor, right?
My doctor said this chair is legally... Hold on.
Hold on, chat.
My doctor said that this chair
is legally fucking my back up.
I'm getting it fixed tomorrow.
They said it's illegally fucking my back up.
Like, look!
So, look!
This is the radius that it's at right now. Okay? This is the radius that it's at right now.
Okay?
This is the radius that it's at right now.
I'm fixing it so we can be at this radius right here.
I want the circumference of it to be like this.
It's supposed to be here but
its here. Do you see that? Bro, it's supposed to
be here but it's here so my doctor saying like my archetype on
my back is fucked up.
So I'm really trying to get it there.
You feel what I'm saying?
So chat, we're going to try to fix that.
We got to fix...
Should I fix it on stream?
Should I fix it today?
Bro, how possible for me to fix it today? Bro, how possible is it for me to fix
it today? Hold on. How possible is it for me to...
Where shall I go to fix this chat?! We just need tape! Yeah we just
yeah okay alright send them more.
Send them more.
Send them more.
Send them more.
All we need is what?
Tape? What else?
We need tape and what else?
We need a wheel?
I ain't got a lot of wheels.
I need that wheel, bro.
I need that wheel, bro. I need that wheel, bro.
On-stream road trip?
All right, man.
I got y'all.
If y'all fuck with the road trip, just let me know.
You feel me?
Bro, you know what's so crazy?
I told Bree that I'm not doing that.
Low-key...
I'ma just start grocery shopping on stream chat.
Fuck it.
You know?
Like why not?
You feel me?
I'ma just start grocery shopping on...
I have no groceries right now, I ain't cap.
I got no gro-I got no
groceries right now but check!
Check, check, check, check, check
check, check, check
We have a lot to talk about my brothers and sisters you feel what i'm saying chat
i'm not even gonna lie bro we've been going so hard that like we ain't never had no down
time you feel me so this is our downtime you know what i'm saying or clap it up for us
that was the wrong button what the yes you have a lot to talk about bro um
y'all can't FWM.
Okay, there's a lot lot of that we have to watch
you're probably heading out very soon um you'll probably head it out very very out very soon.
We're probably heading out very, very, very, very soon, okay?
And shit like that.
I heard all Ken Carson's shit
already. Don't worry about it.
That shit was fire. I heard Ken already.
I'm so sorry, chat.
I'm so sorry.
I heard Ken already.
Also, what else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
Yeah, we have a lot of shit to react to, okay?
Chat, what's some things that we haven't Spoken about on some one-on-one shit
It feels like you feel me?
So look, this is what'll happen
Here's what I wanna do, okay
I know we going crazy with the streams
But we have to find a way to merge the streams in
with consistency so i'm working on that right now
i don't okay i'm not gonna lie though chat look listen to me listen to me I'm not going to lie though, chat.
Look, look, listen to me.
Listen to me.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
My health is probably about to get really, really bad
by the way
I want to do things.
Like, I'm not even
going to lie, chat.
Like, because you know my streams is long
You feel me? Yeah I know my stream just real long and the shit that I want to do it take time and shit
And in summertime i'm trying to fit everything in one, but like we got the New York shit
Then I want to do some key roll then I have some other say I wanna do
But it all takes time mr. Motherfucking 20 gifted pickles
The twenty Mr. Pickles, Mr. Pickles, Mr. Please Class with the 20 gift cards Thank you so fucking much chat
Thank you some Big Red
Don't worry about it
Big Red will be in future
Trust me chat I got everything under control. Don't even worry about Big Red, my nigga.
You feel me, Chad?
Don't even worry about Big Red, bro.
He's good.
He's a good fucking dude, yo.
Shout out to Big Red.
No cap.
We gonna make sure he's in future scenes.
Y'all really fuck with him, huh?
Y'all fuck with Big Red?
Y'all niggas fuck with Big Red?
Aw man, that boy Big Red put up
in big blue. I ain lie so look chat I allowed
his mad games on one is bad ideas I got this magazine's I want to do but we had
to put them back-to-back no bro oh my god it's so much shit
oh my don't understand bro like Janina
That's what oh Janita that's an attend gift and appreciate a chat. Um Houston makes
Caleb there's no fog get depreciated. Yeah, I can't do
explaining check like I can't do, like how do I explain it?
Chat, like how do I explain it bro?
Like I'm part of A&P.
A&P takes up half of my schedule right
and being in a group, you have to put
time into your group.
Me personally, A&P comes first
over anything
I do. It's
A&P first over my streams.
Everybody has made a promise that A&P first
over a lot of shit.
You feel me?
So it takes up a lot of what I personally gotta do,
which is fine.
You feel me?
We gotta go quick with A&P.
Kai Pearson, that's what I'll get to.
A&P as a group is about to go on the craziest summer run
of all time.
I think A&P right now
we have the chance for this year to be the craziest year of all time
We finally getting back consistent with the videos
Um, we're about to go to New York and there's gonna be a movie
For those who don't know we got a big-ass fucking penthouse in New York
Yes
you guys are damn they get streams every single day like that ass
Like everything today. That's what I've been working on
I ain't gonna lie chat
I've been packing
Imma do a move out stream
Imma do a move out stream. I'm gonna do a move out stream
the day before we move out, so like...
You feel me? Or two days before we move out,
so we're going to move out this motherfucker.
Well, okay, for all you dumb niggas,
we're not actually moving
We're just going somewhere for the summertime
Okay
It's literally for like a month
But I'll be traveling back here
For certain shit that I want to do
There's a lot of shit in Atlanta that I want to do. There's a lot of shit in Atlanta
that I wanna do,
but um
that's gonna require me
to be here
like this room
look at this shit nigga
I'm not leaving this shit
But it's like yeah
a summer house
yes yes
thank you bro It's a summerhouse bro Yes, yes. Thank you, bro
So like imagine like the A&P house
But not like it's gonna just be our shit like like the bros will be over 24 7
Duke won't be streaming a lot.
David's going to be streaming a lot.
AJ is going to be streaming like every –
y'all know how rare it is to see six members streaming in one day?
It's going to be like that for the whole summer, hopefully.
We'll all be on the same page. so it's gonna be good, bro.
David's gonna be streaming.
Duke should be streaming.
Everybody should be streaming.
Like Chris is gonna be streaming me.
We doing a whole bunch of IRL shit.
Also these next few videos that you guys are about to see from A&P, bro...
Generational.
We have-
It's like the next back-to-back ones?
Generational.
It's gonna be fucking crazy um also like it
just it just mash that I want to do you feel what I'm saying chat uh also oh
cuz a lot of niggas
voice crack
Was that a voice back
No Oh, no.
Was that a voice?
Okay.
So look, so look, so look,
yes, yes, yes.
In the New York house... I'm not laying down on them sleep, chat. Chat, in the New York house... I'm not laying none of them sleep, chat.
Chat, in the New York house I'm drowning everybody on street.
I don't give a fuck.
Yo, every time my nigga lay his head to rest
I'm drowning them.
It's gonna happen every day.
Every fucking...
I'm not playing with these niggas bro.
Terrali with the five gifted thank you so much Terrali
Everybody keep asking about Travis
Okay so those who don't know
I was playing outer ring
Travis woke me up on my sleeve and said, Hey yo Kai!
We have a
24 hour stream
July 11th
Okay?
Trav called me and said that,
okay? And I was like, I bet I'm down.
The next thing I think we spoke about it, after that, nothing. So he's on
tour right now though! He's on tour!
So, I'm not making no promises, bro.
Yo, Boo Jasmine with the 10 gifted.
I am Suneo with the 10 gifted.
JT with a 5.
Appreciate it.
It's in the U.K.
Listen to me. Look, listen to me. His show is in the U. Appreciate it. It's in the UK. Listen to me. Look, listen to me.
His show is in the UK
but he wants to do a whole stream
before the show, during the show
and after the show. That's what he wants
to do. You feel me?
Not 24 hours. after the show. That's what he wants to do. You feel me? So,
not 24 hours. Not 24 hours. It most likely be just like a big ass stream.
So it's not on me, chat. It's on Shrav.
It's not on me. It's on Trav So if Trav give me the green light
I'm going to the UK
Look, if Trav
Give me the green light bro
I'm going to the UK
Speaking of the motherfucking
UK my nigga
yo Central C and Ice Spikes! Yo, what's that about? TFC with the fire get appreciated
Yo hold on chat
You know whats so crazy today
I actually felt like a Shadeoom type of nigga
It was weird bro
Booja with the fire get the chat Yes me and speak on please gonna play chained up
He's got hot to wait for him to get back to the States, bro
What I want to show y'all sign chat your my shade who type in a messy bitch bitch bitch Bitch, bitch, bitch.
Bitch, am I messy, bitch?
Let me know, bitch.
Okay, that was weird.
That was weird.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Central C got a girl?
Okay look I'm not even trying to be hot
okay? Chat
bitch let me tell you bitch
I'm not even trying to be hot
I'm not even trying to be hot right? Bitch I like that bitch, listen to me.
I like how you hot right?
Bitch!
I was on C page right chat?
I was on a c-page right and look what I pre right?
Right calm, right like call right check
Look cause I see it's called you know what i'm saying all right and then i went back on ig
yeah feel me then i went to ice i'm just like y'all niggas, bro. Real shit.
No! Now look you gotta play But I ain't on, I ain't on no!
Now look you gotta play real close to Chess into this shit my nigga.
So I was like you know what it probably is two different jerseys
You know it probably... I'm very social with but look i'm thinking like
it's probably look it's probably two different jerseys and shit.
But look bro,
look at the stripe right?
Look at his stripe.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Look!
Yo Jack, Jack, look up.
Did I cook?
Yo did I cook?
Bro acting like the Shade Room.
Alright, okay, alright, alright, okay.
Alright, I'm weird, I'm weird, I'm all right i'm weird i'm weird i'm weird
i'm weird you know what it is bro like i don't care
like chat like bitch i'm messy bitch i'm messy hey i'm
messy bro i'm a messy type of nigga, bro.
What's tea?
You feel what I'm saying?
What's tea Jack like real shit.
Um, check yesterday was a good day.
I ran up Mr. B's car yet again.
Um, I keep running up this nigga's card
as if, like,
I don't have to match the money.
But that video is going
to be a banger.
Hopefully you guys are ready for that.
Still got to film
like two-thirds of it.
So hopefully you guys are ready
for that. But look though,
chat, I'm not even gonna lie.
Let's talk about what's important.
Josh, bro.
I spoke to Josh like one time but man i hope he recovers bro zme with the five get it thank you so much
bro so put me on to game because i i seen the video but i don't know what
he was doing.
Was he doing a camping stream?
Was it a camping stream that he was doing my nigga?
Yes!
Okay, no.
So what was he doing?
He was lumberjacking.
So he just wanted to chop wood?
Damn, bro.
You're friendly with the five gifted ZME with a motherfucking ten gifted
What the fuck? ZME
Oh my fucking god boy
ZME your friend is Cassidy
With the five gifted Thank you so much
Bro, what? Oh my god chat no
Okay, hold on first of all hopefully rage recovers bro
I love rage so much bro
So I don't ever want to see rage do nothing...
Like, I don't ever want anything bad
to happen to rage, but like,
I damn near cried when I seen that, bro.
Real shit, bro!
I damn near cried, bro!
You feel me? I don't ever want to see some...
Is my chat fucking broken? Oh.
I don't ever want to see something bad happen to Rage,
you feel what I'm saying? Because, bro, he's a good fucking
dude, man. Like, Like damn and it feels so weird
cause I usually just call that nigga
and like I can't talk to him right now bro
So all we can do is pray
chat everybody come together let's actually pray
And with the father son of holy spirit Our Father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name We pray. the temptation but literally evil god i pray that my friend josh aka your rage has a speedy recovery
due to what happened um this following week i pray that he has a few recovery
i pray that he gets well i pray that we come together as one in this chat with me
and we come to you and just say,
Just please look over my friend and make sure that his recovery process goes very
positive and very
easy for him down the road.
And I pray that he gets back to 100%
health as soon as possible.
Amen.
I was praying for him off stream but our prayer what do you mean
bro come on bro yo go yo yo yo bro your brother don't start that road don't hey don't start that rope no you'll beat him ASAP been them been
them they're bending but you'll be now for a bit I'm not playing no games well Yo, ban him bro. Nah for real, ban him.
I'm not playing no games bro
You pray fast? That's just how I pray
That wasn't a fast prayer that was just how I talk
KingAlexTheFive get to appreciate it
But chat we have some we have something
very special love your content that's happening today okay chat
we have something very very very special
that's happening today okay w stream and let me show you guys right here
man chat together yeah Well, you can tell everybody.
Yeah, you can tell everybody.
Go ahead and tell everybody.
Shit!
I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man.
Yes, I am, yes, I am, yes, I'm the man of a band Yes I am, yes I am
Yes I am the man
I'm the man
I'm the B-M-A-N
The man that gave me every heart
That I never stole
They were more cars than I didn't fold
Well it ain't that hard when you got sold
This is my world
Somewhere I heard that life is exist
I've been through the worst but I still get my best
God save my mo' liver from the wrist
Baby, I can't hold it when I know I'm blessed
Stand up now and face your fate oh my god be done if anyone can't yeah, yeah
pro i don't have a rest
that's my new type
you're the n***a wet on the news type
sip and drink it ain't no screw touch I got a bad bitch at home, voodoo touch Take that make and stare, y'all was bout blue No way! AHHHHH!
Yo, everybody hit that follow button Hit the follow button and turn on notifications
We might have hit 12 million right now today
Live!
Moving through the city with your boot right now, today, live! Final one!
Holy!
Holy! And you gon' lose tight shit Pray to God he knocked your cat's shoes off Pop it pop it right up on the blue
Put the double O in the room
Serotonin, that's a cold shot Yeah!
Yo, I fucking love that niggas bro.
I fucking like that niggas bro come on I don't know the Perkis, I'm from Alabama type shit
I don't know the Perks, I'm from Alabama type shit
I don't know the Perks, I'm from Alabama type shit
I don't know the Perks, I'm from Alabama type shit
I don't know the Perks, I'm from Alabama type shit
I don't know the Per crashing, folks can't have it
So we're talking about a home that's crushing
The F-A with the 50 fucking distance
Running in all the perky socks and hootie type shit
We're just living in a world Where there's no one else It's off night! It's off night! is is I got the brand new tights
Feelin' like John with a bitch, feelin' like her new tights
All of my G's are saying I think I'm over tight
Took a whole dime with the gang that she think she my manager type
Short back shit like left a black eye
With her ever-evolving balls, bitch
The pizza said, honey
I want to make it touch
I still ain't smiling for this bitch
This hot bitch better than me you on that IG model shit
Trust me, something looks like a match
Bitch give me thumps up
All I want is eggs and two of them got no type shit
I seen a niggas like blue, I see a nigga like middle
Still right here in my head, type shit
12 on this, 12 on this, 12 on this, 12 on this What the fuck y'all talking about? type Get a nigga whacked on the loose type shit
Sippin' drink and at me from some cruise type shit
Just to say I hope you ride your foot crew type shit
Got a bad bitch at home, voodoo type shit
Take out niggas, daddydys, youngs by the groove
Type shit
Touch my level, my trap
Rasta type shit
My vibe and my dream
Rasta type shit Take a hold of touch Oh my god, a thousand! A thousand!
A million!
A million!
Oh my fucking God.
Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha
Wooo AHHHHHH I'm out cause i'm a bowser type shit BOOM
OH MY FUCKING GOD
MAN
OOOOOOOH
AHHH Oh! Let's go!
Said I'm never lacking, always put you back in
with some more of Maddie's people and set them to heaven.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hey, hey, wait, wait Hey, hey
Woo
Are you feeling sturdy?
Shake it, shake it
Shake it
She like the way that I dance Shake it, huh? Shake it, huh? Shake it
She like the way that I gaze
She like the way that I move
She like the way that I rock
She let it clap for a nigga
And she throw it back for a nigga Yeah, she do it back for a nigga a Christian Dio, come up and know where this goes
When it rains it pours
She like the way I
Like a baby, like a man
Billy Jean, Billy Jean
Christian Dio, come up and know 700! Oh my god! OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
Bitch I'm a dog Oh my god! DICK!
Kick square with a 25 motherfucking dip in
Peeke you fucking beautiful motherfucker
I smoke You fucking beautiful motherfucker I got that, I got that!
Oh my fucking god! I Me Holdin' bombs, throwin' that hoe like a quarterback Stealin' in the field, holdin' me a bomb Throwin' that hoe like a quarterback
Blast on my face, whoa
Bitches tryna chase, whoa
I ain't never flake one
Tell me where the tape went
Tell me where that tape's gone
Call it a pay check
We not saying anything
Oh, our band ain't well No, we're flying gay wells my You know what I know how to hold Why don't you fucking believe me?
I was in the spot yesterday with my pops, my grandma still play bingo
Missed one prime with a game and I told my wife that we gon' come home
She got my dress on her face, this bitch a little vodka who am I getting married
Far out of time but we probably need shit right now She got my dress on her face, this bitch a little vile Put her in my damn pocket
Fuck all the talking we popping these shit right now
Yeah ha ha
Her design be walking through my soul
Oh my god what the fuck
She is queen type of kind of power
OH SHIIIIIIT The ring Oh shit!
It's 7pm bright, 95 degrees. I ain't got no niggas, and the niggas on my beat I'm about to show my ass These niggas love a freak
How the fuck is that your man?
If he right here with me
Turned up with my niggas
Turned up with my b-tch Turned up with my niggas man if he right here with me million! Cause I'm right here with him Off a fifth of the head
Can't fuck up with my twin
Got a backwood full of sock
And a bankroll full of beans
Fuck it, fuck it chat I need all the bad bitches to the floor
Emma Rose
Emma Rose
Damn, Bill Maher shot this too?
If I was a bad bitch
I wanna fuck me too
I wanna suck me too
I wanna snuff me too I wanna suck me too
If i was a bad bitch
I would hunt me too
I would trap me too
No freaky that I wouldn't do
To me, to me, to me
I would make me true
I wanna save me too
I want you saving me too
If i was a bad bitch
I would hunt me too
I would trap me too No freaky that I wouldn't do
Bitch, is we fuckin' or what?
Ayy, you suckin' or what?
Ayy, let me know your mother
Put my face in yo thighs bitch
Spread out my ass like crack Put my face in your thighs, bitch
Suck on my ass till I crash, bitch
Shit on my face
Suffocate me til' I puke
Suffocate me til' I die, bitch
In my head and fuck up
Suck on my glock til it bust Suck on my Glock till it bust
Suck on my Vile as a must
Fuck low these blunts
Fuck your friend instead of this fucking us I'm gonna tell you something, my nigga. Do you not know?
Okay, no, I gotta tell y'all something bro.
Chat, first of all, okay.
So yo chat, I ain't gonna lie I got gotta tell you something bro
Y'all don't understand
What the fuck is going on right now
Bro
Bro
Let me tell you something sir Sir let me tell you something, sir.
Sir, let me tell you something, sir.
Spectrum Queen, that's what a five get depreciated.
Sir, let me tell you something.
Listen to me.
Ma'am, sir.
Listen to me, bro.
Do you know how hard it is to get 12 million followers on Twitch
do you understand how hard that is, my nigga?
Do you understand how hard it is, bro?
On Twitch chat.
I was just talking to somebody. forgot who it was
Do you know?
How crazy this again new users that everybody has has Twitch, bro. Chat,
Twitch is big but Twitch isn't
as big as like YouTube
and a lot of shit. It's
massive though! But there's
so much new people
that watches Twitch now.
Do you know how hard it is?
What's going on, my heart?
Yo, my heart. Congratulations for winning!
Wait, hold on.
Are you in a double R?
Huh?
You're in a double R? Range listen bro appreciate you bro big 12 million.
Maybe want to come to the towns real soon here.
Well, you know A&P is out there for the summer.
No, but God listen, be honest though.
Are y'all going to be doing actual like?
Yes!
Yes!
We're gonna have Duke Dennis on a two train. Yes! We gon' have Duke Dennis on a 2 train.
Yes!
We gon' have Duke Dennis on a 2 train, yes!
Yes! World of Wars, yeah my mic is loud in my floor chat.
We're going to drown Duke every day
we are going to drown Agent every day
We're gonna drown you every day! Who's doing that?
Okay bro, we're gonna drown you every day.
Talo if your sleeping at the crib I'll drown you too nigga, you know that right?
You know we're all getting drowned! Fuck it!
Hey! Hey listen bro All bets off in New York.
Hey!
Hey, listen bro.
New York is going to be fire, bro.
New York is going to be real fire, bro.
No, no, no.
Asia, all my mother New York is gonna be up there with me
Yeah I'm not sleeping
I'm up to hold me up
You gotta take the train too.
Well, I cannot wear slides!
Oh, I can run on my slides.
I'm a professional.
Nah, nah you got to have straight sneakers on in New York.
Word?
Yeah bro but wait... A nigga York. Word? Yeah, bro. But wait...
A nigga might wanna blitz you, bro.
That's okay.
I'll give him whatever he wants.
Bro, what?
But...
All right, bro.
I'm going to hit you.
All right.
All right, broski.
Hey, man.
Congrats on 12th.
Hey, bro.
Thank you so much for that nigga.
Hey, 12th, man.
Little brah.
Real ass nigga, bro.
Come on, bro.
You know what number one is, right Wait, I actually didn't see that
No one number one is who's the most followed though?
How do I go to that?
Yeah to channels, probably. You've been gaming, huh?
Yeah. I know, bro.
Wait, how do I go to that? Channels and then
what?
So how do I go to the most followed?
Just Google it, bro.
Sorry, sometimes when I think of things...
No, I wanna see where I placed that! That's why!
I know but if you just google most followed then
I feel like it'll pop up.
You want what I'm saying?
If I was a bad bitch, I want to fuck me too, bro
So you like men?
Okay
This is exactly what we talk about he say if you're not comfortable with your sexuality and shit like that, bro... Bro! AJ! You don't think if he was a bad bitch he'd wanna fuck you too?
I don't think about those things.
No but it's a song. I never thought about it either, But it's a song.
The song made you think about it?
Yes bro.
And you feel that way?
Yes bro!
I already feel like bro if i was a bad bitch
I would've fucked me too my nigga
How do I look this up?
Oh my god Oh yeah boom money how do i look this up oh i'm pretty sure you just had it am i tripping
oh yeah boom over number seven we're number seven
wait where's this oh damn we have a mission to do though. That's a lot of here.
12?
You bought your G-Bell.
You get six tonight.
Hey, the most followed...
What?
Six.
That's the graph G.
Oh, we bought it!
Oh!
Wait, we go up to five!
He's the one that had his Fortnite character in the game right?
And he has like 3 million concurrents and some nut chips
FQC
What the fuck?!
You could be top 5 by the end of the month, Kai.
Wait! Exactly how much is that though?
Exactly how much does he have?
He still got it right here somewhere. Top five is crazy
because you only you oh my god
oh my god look at that right now we're two thousand away do that right now
nigga oh my fucking god rage ig oh fuck there's
nothing oh shit your race gaming Oh shit. You're Rage Gaming
This search is crazy
Okay so my sub-model had Ice Spice and Central Sea
Because look bro!
Our room was at the same room!
Bro, listen!
Central C this wasn't a picture on his story right?
In a soccer jersey
And Ice Spice was in her story
In a soccer jersey And guess what her story in a soccer jersey.
And guess what?
It was the same soccer jersey.
So, what that mean?
They swapped outfits.
No!
It's the same one!
Okay. What the fuck?
Oh you want some- aww shit. But that means he really can't see bro it's too early to make jokes right
we gotta make sure agent you're weird as
we got to make sure he's good agent. You're weird. What are you thinking about?
Yo, he's weird as fuck Okay This picture does have aura, bro. I ain't gonna lie.
This picture has aura, bro.
OK.
Is he the first one?
Nigga with a patch?
Is that what you're asking?
Mm-hmm.
In the world or?
As a streamer. He would be would be no it's yes, right?
But this shit fire though you just eat ramen noodles with your smoke coming up
I can't even pull that shit off. Oh. He want some real Nick Fury shit, bro.
He looks okay though.
Yeah, it's good that...
Oh my God, bro.
I feel like I'm about to cry, bro.
Because why this nigga, bro?
That could have been any other nigga
It's two ways to think about it, it's like
Why him but you can also think
Like it could have been way worse bro
You know
And its not So you can be thankful that for a while
why Josh Perlana no this has just been like fucking he say anything check you
just dropped IG oh Oh, he posted on YouTube.
A vlog? Are you streaming still?
Yeah. Oh yeah, you gotta answer that bud.
Wait let me see.
Look at YouTube, YouTube.
Bro am I like too It's not your age. Your what?
You typed in you age.
Oh.
I can't see.
That's a reaction, bro.
That's a reaction.
I'll let you react to that.
I want to say I'm really proud of you, bro.
Hey, by the end of the month, you're going to be top five most followed.
Speed had one.
Speed had what? Remember his eye? end of the month you're gonna be top five most followed speed had one let's be having what remember
his eye no i don't you ask me a question i don't remember his eyes from japan remember
it slowed up oh when he's in the hospital yeah
i didn't know he had an eyepatch though i think you have him for a little bit
but damn bro but this is different though because like oh my god bro but i think he sold them us for like, bro.
But I thank you so much
for coming, bro.
Why do you always
do that though?
You do it on purpose.
I swear to God.
You just be a click farmer
and stop knocking my hat off.
Are you excited
for New York, bro?
Yeah,
I'm really excited for New York.
Like how excited are you?
Like I might not want to leave when I get there.
We might just have to set up an A&P headquarter in New York.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
We might just have to do that, bro.
But until then we're going just have to do that bro.
But until then if you guys will make the summer one to remember.
Are you bringing your cars down man?
I'm gonna bring my Tesla.
Okay man.
Cause like realistically I'm not going to drive a manual car in New York. So, no black wing.
Realistically, my TRX is not going to be there.
You might not even want to drive in New York.
Yeah, most likely.
I'm telling you, bro.
But like, you know, if it's something distant,
like 40 minutes away, hour away,
I'd rather drive.
Yeah, bro.
Type shit.
Nah, that's gonna be so fire, bro nah it's gonna be so fire bro it's
gonna be so fun man but yeah bro appreciate you for telling
me that bro thank you so much hey man congrats keep the ground up too all right
yes sir all right brother yo your knees are ashy now put some
lotion on my motherfuckers.
You can use my Vaseline?
What the fuck is on your floor?
Can we use my Vaseline?
Yeah, what's on your floor, buddy?
Uh, this is my carpet.
Wait, this is the one
you put your dick in.
I know about that one.
Yo.
Why would he say that?
He's so weird,
Jack. I'm not putting my dick in any bathroom lady.
Jack! that's not true!
I'm not putting my dick in any Vaseline
Yo let me go ahead and tell y'all something though
chat real shit bro 12 mil
is crazy as fuck Hold on chat We literally could take top five right now
Sure, we need to take top five by now
Okay, but I ended this room will be at 5 chair
1,000 away from top.
Bro, what the fuck is going on?
Bro, let me tell you something bro.
12 million followers.
175,000
subs
I might just spark my suba time up again just to snatch my own record my
I might just have to do it.
I was, I'm gonna kill you the truth bro.
I'm really waiting on somebody I want somebody to break it so I could reboot up and go crazy.
But I might just back out of Summertime, bro.
I might just have to, my nigga.
Because we can really snatch that twice.
PYT Jasmine, thanks for the fire get to the pity young thing thank you so much appreciate it.
Wait I'll do that, we don't let it cool off, let's not let it cool off, let's not let it cool off. Let's let it cool off.
Let's let it cool off.
Brother Jack,
I want to say thank you so much.
You guys are fucking amazing.
No time to get comfortable at all.
No time for complacency.
We got to just keep applying
that motherfucking...
That muh...
Hey!
That motherfucking pressure. Okay?
Keep applying that motherfucking pressure
and do what we gotta do. Hold on.
Oh my God, everybody break it. Oh my God!
Everybody follow! Everybody follow! Everybody FOLLOW! EVERYBODY FOLLOW! EVERYBODY FOLLOW!!
WAIT!
Wait...
WAIT!
Oh my God!
Oh my fucking God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my fucking God!
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
I'm on some shit, bud.
I don't wanna do it anymore.
OH MY GOD! I don't wanna do it anymore. god Now I do what I want Now I do what I want Now I do what I want
Now I do what I want
Now I do what I want
Everybody know I got her. chat we have became the top five most followed streamers
on twitch on Twitch.
We have became the top five most followers watching us on Twitch
we're number one for subs and if we keep applying this pressure without
getting complacent with tunnel vision, with new ideas, would just grind? There's no more
excuses but we're at a point of our time where there are no more excuses
And chat when this is all said and done I want you guys to be able to see this shit bro
And do you know how crazy it is?
Chat do you know how crazy
It fucking is
For a black man
To be number one bro
I'm not even like number one bro
i'm not even like trying to like but like bro that's crazy bro
it was up We could do hunky dance Even a touch in the man I'm still ugly, man
I hot bitch head
Dummy man
I just be shooting this track with one hand
I just be holding the bench
With my other hand
I brought my name
Bitch, a color man
I brought my upper load
Bitch, a little nothing
Running this tracks
Like I was running Throwing my hands He touching No we're not, we're not, we're not.
Aight! AIGHT! YourRage!
YourRage motherfucking gaming
YourRage motherfucking
gaming
I can't see oh my god I'm gonna cry bro this is my- Bro, this shit is-
Bro.
Oh god, I'm about to cry, bro.
This shit not even-
Like, oh my fu-
This shit's gonna be mad, bro. I don't even know how to start a video like this off.
Not gonna lie, for those of you that don't know...
...I got into a freak little accident on stream the other day.
A few days ago.
Um...
I'm basically just going to explain the situation Where I'm at right now
Why that nigga talkin' like that?
Hold on my nigga
Wait
Hold on my nigga
What I was thinkin'
At the time.
And yeah, I still ain't watched
a clip. I can't watch the clip and
it was a lumberjack stream
and my manager had
told me that wood not gonna chop.
It's too wet, it's been raining every day in Florida
That wood is not going to chop
I said F all that, I'm going to make sure that wood chops
So sorry about that I'm gonna make sure that wood chopped. So, we'll start off in the daytime
I thought this was about to be a quick little time
Wait what is he...wait
wait what?
He got beef with this who the is this 20
who the is that 30 minute stream right i'm not thinking i've been up and
i want who fuck is that?
That's Lacey?!
No excuses, by the way. It was my dumbass fault
for not wearing any goggles.
Wait why does it look different?
I just wasn't thinking about
I ain't a lot
but when I think about what the hell do I need
to chop some wood?
I went to that sexy nigga TikTok
That sexy motherfucker
that be chopping the wood on TikTok
I just seen some overalls an axe and some woods
something that's all i need i wasn't thinking you know i just wasn't thinking i'm gonna be
honest with the name but can't erase the past it happened. Now I gotta deal with it.
Anyways...
When I was chopping
Like
Mind you, I don't swung at this wood
damn near a hundred times already.
So, this is just like every other ordinary swing. Listen,
it happened so fast
I thought the top part
of the axe, like I thought I axed myself. You feel me? I thought the top part of the axe. Like, I thought that I axed myself.
You feel me?
I thought the top
of the axe hit my eye.
I didn't know
it was the bottom.
That's how fast
like it happened
quick as hell in my eyes.
I'm just not painting
I'm just
I'm just swinging
at the wood like try number 103.
I didn't think too much about it.
That's why I was panicking
because I thought I chopped my eye in half
and I don't know what was going on.
I tried to open it.
I see nothing but blackness.
I saw dark.
I could see out this eye a little bit.
It was kind of fuzzy.
It was coming back.
But this eye,
I seen nothing.
So automatically,
I started panicking.
My homeboy at first didn't really believe me,
but as he saw the blood dripping down my hand
and she's like oh shh, rushed me over to the hospital.
Let me tell you, it's crazy though
He still didn't believe me
Even when the string turned off
Cause as we're walking away
I'm over here directing my own boy
On how to turn off
The cyber truck
Like yo you gotta take
The card out of the slot
Make sure you bring my wallet
I need my wallet for the hospital
i'm literally giving him directions all calm and as i think my eyes hanging
out like my head so he's like ain't no way this man serious till we got to the
car he put a flashlight on my eye he was like follow the light this eyes following
it but he said this i was like looking up to astroworld or something like it just wasn't
paying attention i'll cock out like this i was pointed up he just started kind of
panicking okay we gotta go
and based off his reaction alone i'm in the car saying jordan i'm
cooked i'm done.
My life ain't never gonna be the same.
He's like no, no, no, we're gonna make sure you good,
you're going to be good, you're going to be good.
So we get to that hospital.
Check. I am sitting in that hospital and agonizing pain making all type of sounds
blood coming out my head on my eye for two hours. how the we have an emergency room for bro
two hours my nigga until finally somebody came to clean my eye up right
two hours two hours and by the time they came
the blood was like dry
and crusted up.
My eye was sealed
shut because of all the dry blood
so they dead ass had to
moist it up, wet it up so
they could slowly open up my eyelid
They cleaned it out and did what they had to do
I got a CAT scan make sure there's no broken bones
and whatnot Um...they gave me a perk I'm
gonna give me a part and they gave me some eye drop know me
and then they sent me home.
They were like, yo just take some Adderall 30s or something
Adderall something 300s or something like that
and you're gonna be straight
I'm like huh?
I guess
In the way my vision was at the time, it was
like a curtain. It was like
the bottom half of my eye
or the bottom one third of my eye
was kind of blurry but everything above that
was like... I couldn't see shit.
So I'm like yo there's no way
I just get sent home right now, right?
What take some ibuprofen?
What?
Ibuprofen 300 what?
Just sending me home, what? It didn't feel right but i was like you know whatever
that is no more than me i guess um eyes swelled up i go to bed wake
up the next day just blood.
My eyes still shut again because all the dry blood
and I'm telling my mom like bro,
tellin' Jordan, I told my family
yo this don't feel right
I feel like I gotta go somewhere
like this doesn't feel like something
that's gonna heal on its own
with some goddamn ibuprofen."
-"Yeah."
-"So, whoop-dee-whoop-dee-whoop.
Well, that same morning,
I get an appointment at the optometrist.
So, I look...
I get over there long story short
Doc looking in my eye
with a machine
and I see kinda like
he has like little fr-
He kind of jumps
drops everything he doing
goes over to the phone
Got an emergency patient needs you now
I know your closing but he needs to get it now
It's an emergency patient
He's on his way to you guys right now. Pay out of pocket, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom."
I'm like what the f-?
Seeing a daughter panic
I'm like, I'm cooked.
I'm going blind. GGs. It stay like this
I'm cooked. I'm done."
He drops the phone, puts a smile on his face and I'm like
yeah what's going on?
And he was like yeah this is something an ophthalmologist
needs to handle.
I can't deal with this so we're gonna send you over there
i'm like uh okay so we go over the ophthalmologists long story short they juicing up my eye
they liquefy on my eye on all type of squirt.
An ophthalmologist is an eye care specialist unlike optometrists and opticians
ophthalmologists are doctors of the medicine md or daughters of artichiopathy who have specific training
and experience diagnosing and treating eye and vision conditions okay wow i didn't know that
pouring all type of all types of all up in my eye.
Like 10 different drops
in my eyes.
Looked through my eye with a machine.
Basically said,
there's a lot of inflammation
in my cornea
but it's like my retina
and my optical
nerve. Something that's really damaged.
Right?
And that's going to
need a lot of time to heal.
It's That's gonna need a lot of time to heal. Like, it's bad." But he has said,
I am so goddamn lucky
that this isn't 100% just GG's
to your eyeball.
He said, I better pray to God or I ain't as lucky This isn't 100% just GG's to your eyeball.
He said, I better pray to God and I am lucky as hell.
And he kinda described also my people showed him the video
when it kind of describe what happened
The wood chipping flew in my eye
and then my reaction off that kind of caused
the ax to slam into my eye and it kind of i'm gonna try
to put an image on the screen of what he described.
Kind of can't really get a perfect, I can't really explain
it like a, ah!
I'll just put an image on the screen. This is basically what it did to my eye.
Yeah so he prescribed me
some crazy, crazy eye drops.
Each of them do different things.
It's like five different bottles.
Each of them do different things.
It's a treatment that I got to do each bottle.
Well, I feel bad about it. But every year he go through some shit with his body bro. Like
he done changed my life based off of his injuries. One time in his knee another time his balls getting
twisted up i don't even lay the same way like I make sure I lay
a certain way now because of that shit happened
not wood chopping fucked up his eye
like, I feel like he's like
bad bro. Like I'm not
going to do wood chopping no more, bro.
Like he just got the worst way but he always get through that shit. Yes,
bro. We always get to that shit bro.
Like three times a day one of them was six times the first day,
and then four times every day following that.
I got to keep up with my treatment
or it's either going to take longer
or I'm cooked so I ain't missing
a single hour.
I'm taking my shit very diligently.
I gotta check up in another week
and his hypothesis what they saying is
as the bruising
and the swelling all that information as that
goes down and my eye heals, my vision should slowly come back day by
date. Yeah. And that's what we banking on. I'm just praying, you feel me?
That's all it needs.
This is hands down the scariest injury
I've ever had in my life.
I've been through in my life.
And, I've been through some bad injuries.
I've had surgeries on my knees.
Surgeries on my shoulder.
Hit by a car.
Dislocated body parts like fingers.
What did I just say?
What did I just say bro say bro that crazy as fuck bro i'll be i would just be bro this is
testicular torsion that's when your balls really wrap around each other
like that's the worst pain I've ever had.
But the eye is the second-worst pain
but it's the scariest out of all of them.
I ain't gonna lie.
I'd rather lose my nuts before
I lose my vision any day of the week.
So like, the anxiety i got with this whole odd situation
never felt nothing like it and i'm forever grateful to god because god really be on
my side in a lot of these situations i'm not gonna lie i'd be getting lucked out
if only y'all knew that had i began to look out god really being on my side like
i can't even i can't even explain it all to y'all.
I ain't gonna lie.
Update right now,
can only see out of it.
It is getting a little better
pretty damn slowly, but
I got all the time in the world.
I don't care.
See,
what I can do...
This is eyes closed right now.
If I look too hard that way
This eye ends up moving
And it fucking hurts
It's swollen
It's rubbing
It hurts
What hurts the most is when I try to look most if I try to look up.
If I try to look too far up, I'm cooked.
So any like...
If I want to look this way,
it's smart if I move my head to look.
You feel me?
Because if I just use my eyes,
it hurts crazy um i'll probably throw up there on the screen
of what it looks like after i wake up tomorrow or something like that
um it's gotten a lot like swelling swelling wise it got a lot better.
Because before my eye was big as hell
But the swelling has gone down now I'm just waiting for the bruising and all that to heal up
Still swelled up a little bit like the bruising and all that to heal up.
Still swelled up a little bit,
but all we got to do is wait, chat.
All we can do is wait.
I was able to check my phone
for a few days. I wasn't on my phone, probably still not going
to really be on the phone like that,
because I just don't want to strain my eyes at all.
But I did skim through my messages
A lot of people hit me up
I appreciate every single
last one of you. I'm going to try to get to all your messages
that are texting my phone. As for Instagram
and Twitter, that's going to take a little bit more time. Give me some
time. But all the people that got my number
and hit me up, if I fuck with you... Even people that got my number hit me up if i with you even people
that don't fuck with me hit me up even people i don't fuck with him yep
i appreciate it all y'all ain't gonna lie um
anybody that was in my phone texting on on some joke shit, suck my dick.
I ain't even joking. Fuck you.
Like, I'm not reclining to you.
Eat my dick nigga, I hope you get your eye busted out so I can fucking joke like...
Let me nod.
Let me nod. It was stupid as hell, you call me all types of
stupids for not wearing them goggles, I'm actually
so stupid for that.
But yeah
I don't play by that vision. That shit is scary.
That shit was dead ass scary.
It also hurts to yawn.
I can't yawn because when I yawn it causes tears.
Whenever I yawn I kind of tear up a little bit like my my tearducts kinda get...you know what I'm saying?
And that burns! Like that stings so crazy!
Oh! My eye kinda recently just stopped bleeding profusely
It only bleeds a little while I sleep but like throughout
the day it's not really bleeding no more which is good hope you had a good 4th of
July yo happy late fourth in July by the way I didn't get to tell y'all I'll
tell ya whatever you gotta get to tell y'all every year. I don't get to tell y'all. Happy Fourth, bro! Yeah.
I was with my family and shit so
I love the hell out of them.
Hope you all had a good Fourth.
I don't know what's been going on in the internet.
So whenever I do get back, y'all got a lot to fill me in on
but yeah appreciate all the support, appreciate all the wishes
YRG I know you're probably going crazy in the community updates okay i'm sorry there hasn't
been that many updates to give out but like you know what i'm saying it's just it's just a waiting
game all the creators that hit me up, I love you all.
I appreciate y'all.
All my homies and family, my friends,
I know y'all to death couldn't ask for
a better support group but I swear to you
I couldn't.
Yeah...
So, I'll be back with the next
update whenever I can.
I wanna stream bad.
I'm really trying to train and get back to streaming as soon as possible,
but that might take a little...
I ain't gonna lie.
Would y'all be mad if I pulled up on stream
with an eye patch?
It feels weird not streaming
after two days. it's like yo...
What are you doing with your life?
You feeling me?
No literally what am I doing with my life?
I can't do nothing.
Like I gotta just stay in this bed and do what?
I really wanna get back out there and train
for y'all. It might take a little bit of time.
We're going to see how long it takes,
um, but
yeah. Love y'all
to death.
To fucking death.
Stay safe, chat.
From now on we about to be the safest motherfuckers on the planet.
We do something like that and juggling our suit on.
We got a hazmat suit on.
It ain't worth looking cool.
Ain't worth nothing.
I wasn't even trying to look cool.
I just wasn't thinking.
I was trying to be like that sexy nigga on Tic Tac.
It didn't really work out with him.
My holla at y'all, be easy stay safe.
Please stay safe chat please stay safe
please stay safe and...
yeah can we train?
Alright this is my eye off the wake up
I cannot open open if I tried as you can see I'm trying to overkill seeping out of the corner and glistened under.
Really nasty, I'm sorry I put a graphic sign before this
it's a nasty detail
look at my eyelid, my eyelid is swollen
This isn't in comparison I I'm about to show a comparison
to my right eye, I mean my left eye,
my good eye.
If I can fucking show the eye
which is normal
cute little eye
comparison to this big ugly piece Just normal, cute little eye.
Comparison to this big ugly piece of like what is that?
Like that is disgusting.
Everybody know who got the disrespect this chat with one word Hopefully he gets better bro real shit. But that shit is crazy, bro.
And I know he like...
I know he wants some shit like damn.
Like why the fuck did I even do it?
Ah, my elbow crashed.
Bro.
I would be so mad, bro.
I'll be mad as fuck, my nigga.
Chat, like I will be mad as fuck my nigga chat like I will be mad bro everybody knows who got the disrespect hopefully oh yeah hopefully that should get better soon asap bro like real
all you can do is pray bro chat all we can do is pray bro all you can do is pray
like generally all you could do is pray. Like, genuinely, all you can do is pray.
All you really can do
is pray. Call him? No, I'm not calling
on stream.
I checked up on
Rage multiple times. Let's G-O-O-O-O-O-O
I, I take um
I take the bone rage multiple times bro
Oh my gosh
Bro damn Pray already pray? Oh my gosh, bro. Damn. Pray? I already prayed. I prayed already, bro. I prayed, I prayed, I prayed. Bro, oh my gosh! I played on stream and off stream for my boy. Agu't gonna lie, oh my god!
That shit just pissed me off, bro. Fuck.
Alright chat, um...
What else? What else do we have?
Yo, I seen this video right here.
Should we go to the Reddit or should we go to the motherfucking...
Somebody was telling me to react
to a forgotten A&P member.
What do you mean, the forgotten A&P member?
Ho-ass nigga!
Fuck you mean by that, bitch?
Yeah.
Yeah! Oh Chris!
Yeah Agent!
It's one more, it's one more, it's one more, it's one more!
It's one more, it's one more!
Oh David!
DAVID!
Boycassin' that too? The whole amputee thing? He's an A&P. Like Fassion X here?
Yeah, call the A&P!
The whole A&P is in there? Are you serious?!
Davis!
Davis who even are you what the f***?
I haven't seen David Chop in a minute It's probably been like a month, huh?
But we need one AEP consistent on this.
Streaming is so popular right now that
I highly advise Davis to stream bro
He has it all and doesn't take advantage
Does he even do content? Oh my god? I haven't seen him post in a while.
Davis doesn't get to walk into his house coming back from his 19th vacation of the month because this barely works!
I wonder why I don't see Davis clips...
Man, that's crazy cause we've been telling davis to stream since the old amps I I like this! I got a really dope sponsorship.
Y'all want to know who it is?
Oh, fuck!
Chad, we got a Jordan sponsorship.
Ha ha!
Ed Davis.
If we break down how many pieces of content every member has posted on YouTube, everyone
averages about 30 pieces of content among all of them.
Davis averages one per month.
Tick Tocks, the group average is about 40 per month but Davis
averages three. Wait what do you mean 30?
What do you mean 30? What do you mean 30? What do you mean 30?
Everyone averages about
30 pieces of content. Like the group in itself?
Like the group as one?
Davis averages
1 per month. TikToks, the group average is about 40 per month
but Davis averages 30.
The least amount of streams-
Why am I short?
Nigga, Imma punch this nigga in his fucking throat!
Ayy!
Why the fuck am I this short? My nigga and my
buggin
Yo, why am I like two feet tall in the group is 111
between 2021 and 2024.
Davis did 26
in between that time.
Damn!
That's Damn. But that's not a bad thing!
People think it's a bad thing but it's not, he just not a streamer my nigga
This niggas is just not-
That's just not his lane
like he don't want to do it bro
yes he is, its not a bad thing
WORD TO MY MOTHER! Okay are you dumb?
Bro
Word To My Mother is not a bad thing that Davis only streamed 26 times between the years of 2021 and 2024 if he's a primary YouTuber person.
Primarily.
Nigga, if he likes YouTube. He likes you too Monica
It is okay yeah niggas, okay
Watch watch it!
Who do we even know who that is the red dude?
We already know his strength from his age man 2012 Davis started YouTube and what he used to make these videos was an iPad. He made music videos, vlogs and skits.
I was taking care of my father
and Davis was staying with my ex-husband then
and uh...
He was like no YouTube,
no TV, no nothing during the week.
And then he would wanna bring me home Saturday morning
at 8 o'clock, we'd pick him up Sunday so he'd be ready.
So Davis had no time for YouTube.
Right.
I knew what it meant to him
and I said,
You know what?
I will get off work early
come get you on Friday
and then I'll go in
late on Monday
so you'll have like
the actual whole weekend
to do it
because
I knew what he was trying to do and his father hated
it. He just thought the worst distraction for him. Right.
Nelson escaping Holliday. and escaping holiday Oh man!
That was one angry slam
And the crazy thing is yo, me and Dwight have like a lowkey
history bro. Back in 2008
I went to his camp right after the Lakers vs Magic NBA Finals.
I went to his camp and met him
And I had a Dwight Howard poster
And I had a Dwight Howard like jersey hung up in my room.
When he got further into YouTube, his inspirations was YouTubers
like KYR Speedy, Sidearmz, NobodyEpic
He didn't really watch 2K YouTubers
And during this time Davis was a big fan of somebody that's very
known today and that will help him in the future davis was very active in his community he would
play gta simon says with them and always joined his 2K lobbies.
This person was Fanta.
He was Elite Bucket's 32, that was his PSN right before all this other shit.
He used to join every park I used to play 2k in and beat me.
It was so annoying because he was the only cheesy ass little kid I joined every park. I used to play 2KM and beat me.
It was so annoying because he was the only cheesy-ass little kid
that I ever met, bro.
But he used to always beat me.
You feel me?
He was showing mad love for me, bro.
And I was like, yo, bro, come on, what's up, bro?
He had 10 subscribers and shit, bro.
The nigga didn't have no subs.
And then you change his name to I'm Davis
and we started working since he was like nothing.
As Davis put more time to 2K
He got way better getting on several 100 winstreaks and collaborating with youtubers and teaming
up with high level players he also made several diss tracks and skits. Come back, didn't want to have a diss track.
Hank's run is over now turn on the next page plugged up like your rage.
Oh, love it.
And in the first six months of doing this he got to 1k subscribers. From this,
he set a group
and in 2K16
he got to 30k subscribers
and kept doing good.
So good in fact
that by the end of 2K17
he had 170,000 subscribers.
Davis was able to reach his goals on YouTube
way earlier than usual.
He was invited to events
and traveled a lot with other creators. But there's
a problem with this, he wasn't 18 yet so his mom had to go
with him. She took them but this affected him.
I had to almost do part time.
I mean, I was just crossing my fingers waiting for him
to get 18.
At 18 they said he has to be 19
because he can't be 18
He has to be over 18.
2K17 changed a lot for Davis,
but in 2K18, things
changed, but not
for the best. It was lit in 17.
18's a bad, bad year.
Yeah. I remember 17, I blew up. Bad year, yeah. I remember 17
and then I blew up
you know that's
the year when
I started taking it
more seriously
18 is when
I stepped out of school
and then
that was the bad year
so it looked like
I stepped out of school
and just it It fell off.
And so I remember kind of communicating with my mom about it
Like mind you I'm still taking care of my grandma
That's the priority of course
But I remember talking to my mom about it
She was like if you're gonna do this do it that's hard 2k18 pushed him creatively and set his
expectations for his channel he didn't want to make videos like everybody else, he wanted to
make high quality content. A lot of people quit 2k18 but Davis kept at it.
He didn't see the same growth he had in 2k17 leaving 2K18 with 200k subscribers.
In 2k18, he posted but was never able to reach his standards for uploads.
But 2k19? Everything was gonna change. Okay, God! So finally, 2K night.
Hey, we all agree on this fight?
Setsuka actually had aura.
2k2 is the worst-
What?!
Did anyone playtest this fucking game?
The reason why I'll give is because I have a child with my own.
You know how they try to revive me? By playing Kill Yourself!
I can get any green light anytime I want to, all the way up to my favorite in the corner. Look at me, I don't miss! You feel bad about it?
You feel bad for me?
You feel bad for me, Dave?!
Oh my God!
Oh my God! oh I'm a gay. No, you're not. You're an idiot.
God told me to.
Get out of here!
Give me answer real quick.
What game is this?
I don't know.
Find the date.
Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm gonna find the danger.
Hi, guys!
We're doing a video on... NBA 2K50!
Yo, AJ, you were a fucking champ.
We're doing a video on him.
He was just NBA 2K50.
Yo, Agent was a chipmunk.
What the fuck?
He's going back!
How could this happen?
No, pass it, pass it, pass it!
No you got it!
You're great!
The game right now is mad but
It gets me against a person that of something without being in anything.
You say that every time I meet you.
You got it!
Dave!
Wait, Davis had the halls?
What's up, Rondae?
What's up, buddy?
What's up, Rondae?
What's up, buddy?
Wait!
Davis had the hoes!
Look look look right?
What's that?
Davis had the hug!
I remember you got a hole, like...
Who me?
Yeah.
But I forgot his name.
Like back in Red Room,
Back in New York.
Emily-
EMILY?!
I don't know.
Show me your pic.
How she look?
She do. I don't know. Show me a pic. How she look?
How's she look?
Bad in red room Red, red room Bad and Red Room. Red room?
Like back in the day bro,
And you got like a little girlfriend
Huh?
Yeah I think it is
Wait I don't know.
I don't actually know.
Who the fuck was it?
Who the fuck was it?
I dunno like back, like back, like
Way back.
Maybe at college. college way back more maybe I college nothing that I think it's about crystal
how the fuck now homie homie bitch you
got not all that much bitches.
I don't got no bitches!
Let me see you on the...
Wait hello
You don't think it's her?
I think its her
That is her, dumbass!
Oh shit...
Wait, Ashley?
Nah, he not talking about Ashley bro Yeah, I ain't know Nah, he's not talking about Ashley bro
Yeah, I ain't gonna lie
Let me see how Ashley look
Wait
Why you done talk right now?
Who?
Me and Emily?
We still cool.
Show me Ashley
Wait, I think Ashley is part Asian too
Nah wait hold on chat! Wait, hold on!
WAIT
You didn't know that?
But she might got a boyfriend gang?!
Look, Ashley.
Fuck!
What's her shit?
Right here, look.
This is her!
I don't know if...
Oh, yes!
Oh my nigga!
But look though!
I think it's her i'm fine
i don't even know
yeah bro
you remember like
t-chase has a question
oh I'm sorry
I'm sorry
you remember that clip
look
ah you remember
that clip
what who t-chase house entrance? Oh my bad.
You remember the kiddit?
HUH?!
Remember the kiddit house- you go like,
Yo teacher's like this? Oh my bad, my bad.
Y'all know what I'm talking about? My bad, my bad.
Y'all not talking about?
What the fuck is you talking about TyLilStream?! Wait hold on what are you talking about Ray?
Wait! Are you okay?
Get up. Let's get out of here. Wait, are you okay? You know
No landfall
Landfall to the Agiles bro
Cause the Agile is going to where he's from bro
If we get to where they're from
He gonna be mad bro How the fuck that shit gonna happen, bro? We need to go on a highway, bro.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go
You two are fighting, bro!
That nigga has a gun. What do you think he's fighting?
We need to break, we need to break, we need to break. Nigga go and take this lever right here oh I'm not ducking bro, stop grabbing me bro! What the fuck you grab me for?
Bro we go bro. it's all around him.
Straight through chopping.
Up ahead.
Yo, why y'all got me ducking like this?
Hold up.
Bro, turn the lights on.
Look!
Ain't no license to stop you, yo.
Bro, turn the light on again.
Hold up. You need help, bro. Bro, turn the light on again.
Where is the light tend to be?
Yo! Chat, Ray been talking about he want a girlfriend.
Bro chat, he want a girl bro
Tell him right!
Nah I said I wanna contact her bro
Oh you don't want a girl?
Yeah yeah fuck it
You want a girl for streams and just hopefully you vibe though
Streams and off stream too, like we get the both
Like off stream y'all good and then off stream y'all fuck
Hey! You need me be like a gangster Brooklyn girl.
He's so active that...
If you fuck her up she gonna fuck you!
She can fuck you You can't fuck me
You wanna get fucked?
Wait, your ass
Wait what
Like no she fucked you like she throwing it back on you
Yeah Oh you want to get fucked in the ass?
No
Nah cause Yubi you be acting sus bro!
And don't put no followers on this bitch
Cuz you been fighting-
You've been lighting up shit all day
We got a job for you also
Chat if yall don't know
Um
This nigga right here is about to go
to the gun range
yes chat this stream we're about to be shooting today jack
yes today today we're going to leave to go shoot in right now yeah we can go
right now but i have to get some video first
what yeah Yeah, we can go right now but I have to react to some video first. Alright man.
But yeah.
I'll see you soon okay?
Right after this video or are we out?
Is Chris here?
Alright tell him I'm ready in like 10 minutes.
No pauses watch this I was great, every time.
We're 20 away!
Oh here we go, here we go!
Yes sir!
On the side! On the side! Oh no! oh my god What is this? What is this?
Hello
Hi mom Thank you mom mom No!
Thank you, mama. I appreciate it. I wouldn't be able to do nothing without you, mama.
Davis has now solidified himself in the 2k community being one of the biggest creators here with over 1 million subscribers and he's reached all his goals but he's getting all of his goals. But he's getting tired
of this. I like making
content and after doing
it for five years, I was like okay
how many best jump
shots? How many dribble moves,
Yeah!
How many even funny moments
and how many builds can I make
before it's too much.
And then at the beginning of 22
I was like
okay
At this current moment
I'm not enjoying doing it."
He uses IM Davis' channel for behind-the-scenes stuff
for his gaming channel and then after that
he dipped his foot into the mic'd up Colt commanding.
Could you please not look at my butt, please?
And then after that he switched to
challenges slash storytelling
and he loved this!
While going through his change, Davis was in
talks with Agent, Phantom
and Duke about starting a group
And they made it a reality, posting their first
video March 16th
2020. While A&P is growing all the members are starting to stream
In 2021, Phantom Duke and Kai started
And in 2022 Chris and Agent joined them
And they all moved away from prioritizing YouTube
I think, I think Duke been streaming
Am i bugging?
I think seriously we all started 2021
Placed it with streaming
but Davis was the only one that didn't do this
from 2021 when everyone started streaming
to 2024 Duke had done 111 streams.
Chris Next Door had done 209 streams.
Phantom had done 305 streams.
Kai has done 362 streams
i've only been
i've only done a year worth of streaming?
I feel like I did more.
No, no, no! That's not a bad thing though!
Wait! That's not
a bad thing though. No that's not a bad thing though.
No, that's not a bad thing bro. That's actually good
to do
that a year's worth in four
years. No it's not bro to do a year's work and
I do long oh yeah, I do long streams. Oh yeah that's amazing
hang alive a year worked in three years but how far we've
come? That's actually good agent has done 500
go outside! Davis did 26. Why is Davis not taking advantage of this opportunity.
The thing for me, and this is a parking lot I get so bored.
I can't go on stream
and pretend like I care about things
and react to them.
Real last minute?
It's just not, it'll never work out. I'm just last minute, I'm like I care about things and react to them. It never work out.
I'm a YouTuber,
as dead as my passion was making videos
I'm never gonna get on everyday type of
that's just not me
I like my personal time.
It was a point where Davis was bigger than everybody in the A&P.
Everybody got their turn, bro.
Right now, Kyle on top.
At one point,
Davis was bigger than Kyle.
At one point,
Davis was bigger than me.
Davis was bigger than Fanon Davis was bigger than Phantom.
I would argue that out of everybody in A&P
you are the most creative
specifically with what you have at your disposal.
Be straight up!
You don't go to the Waffle House and post stuff like dude, you don't have access
to Tiana Trump to just do videos with her. You're not making real estate videos.
You don't disappear for two months and make a I'm back video you also actually yo is he like
yo wait hold on wait are these good like it's all me is he like like like, what you mean?
Like is he sneak-dissing?
Video.
I'm not going to lie with you.
No, as Mr. Podcast calls it.
What's up?
I may not be everyone's favorite but this is a message that I can pass to you.
Follow God...
What the fuck was this?!
What's up?
I may not be everyone's favorite but this is a message that I can pass to you.
Follow God.
Don't get too stuck in the world and things that people on earth make you feel like are
important.
And I feel like you should live every day to be happy
follow your dreams do something every day that makes you uncomfortable never be stagnant never
just sit in one situation do something that makes you better honestly everyone's not fortunate enough
to exactly at that moment do what you want to do,
spend the majority of your day trying to figure out how you
at least can enjoy love and improve other people
lives too. Be there for your friends, pray for
your friends, be a good supporter, be that person
that people can lean on and defend off i
think it's the most important thing we got like 80 to 90 70 80 90 years here
enjoy your life you know real last looking man
and i'd, I'd argue.
This is what I argue right? So a lot of y'all shit see on cam,
Y'all don't see behind the scenes shit.
That nigga Davis is a frontline n***a when it comes to amp yeah Then I say you go in these asses and stop pulling a party.
Fly away from this mother shit!
It's the last thing that I... I know. It's a lie 6! I'ma come in there and whoop that ass!
And I'm gonna be the bad guy, right? I know!
Like bro it's like...
Traz like this nigga is...
Kyo. Anyways Translator Anyways
I would argue bro
I would argue
That
Davis is front line in making sure
that things for A&P goes well
in terms of videos, ideas.
Behind the scenes tasks that is not on camera.
So whatever you guys see on camera
it's just what I seen on camera.
Davis is a real ass nigga my nigga
He handles
A lot of like the group shit behind
The scenes and I commend him
For that and shit like that so like
Bro and it's so crazy because we all need each other.
Like literally.
Like we're a big ass puzzle piece.
When one goes missing...
Shit start fucking up.
You feel me?
So this is a Davis appreciation moment.
Okay? This is a Davis appreciate moment appreciation moment
and yeah I gotta understand that he's the group leader and I gotta have some
respect all right you know I'm saying, bro?
And that nigga actually drops bangers on his YouTube.
He actually drops bangers.
Okay? He actually drops bangers, okay
He's the BBL king of all BBL It's my belt.
Chris come down!
Chris, shut the IRO cam bro!
Yo! Chris, come down bro!
Chris come down Chris!
Imma beat his ass!
Chris come down here and show up the high ground!
Imma-Imma beat this nigga's ass!
You're gonna around, right?
What you was doing? Come here.
No that's crazy.
No come in, come in.
No what you was doing, that's Chris. No come here! That's Chris. Come here! Nah, come here! That's Chris.
No what you doing?
Yeah, it's Chris.
What you doing?
That's Chris.
That's Chris.
What are you doing?
That's Chris bro!
What're you doing?!
You blowin' up fireworks in the front yard?!
That's Chris.
Are you blowin' up fireworks?!
That's Chris.
Why do you have a fuckin' firework man? It's Chris. Oh you bloody fart! I thought you were gonna say lie 6. Why do you have a fucking fire in your hand?
It's Chris bro.
Why do you have a fire...
It's Chris bro.
Why do you have a fire in your hand, bruh?
It's Chris bro!
Come on Claymore!
You want me to burn all of Come on, Claymore! Come on, Claymore!
Come on!
Fucking Claymore!
Shut the fuck up you fucking Taiwanese bitch!
Fuck you!
Claymore!
Go away!
Fuck you! I'm gonna go get my fucking fucking
fucking
fucking
fucking
fucking
fucking fucking I'm gonna send you a fucking crash out motherfucker.
Say sorry, say sorry for telling the truth. Yo bitch!
I bet you all like it!
Yo bitch!
Say sorry bitch.
Say sorry bitch. I said you don't like me.
That's why you look like a s***.
I said you don't like s****.
Knock that motherf**ker off bro! Motherfucker That's like a fucking You're gonna have to light this shit up, bitch. The fuck is he talking about?
That's why your fucking head look like a triangle dumbass
You look like a fuckin' rat
And you look like a fuckin' sheep for Jimmy Neutron
And you got the fuckin rope
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
I'm a fanboy
I'm a fanboy
Now you deadass Let me stop
Let me pull this off, chat
He's deadass like Sheen
You look like Jimmy Neutron too, bruh
No
I never say you look like Jimmy Neutron
Cause you look like Sheen, nigga
Like, look at you bro
This is really you
Nah this us
You said this was us?
YO!
Nah this, nah this one bro
I literally can't point that one bro
Yo! I can't point that one bro Yo! Nahhh
Now this one bro
Okay now this is you
This one, this one
Like look at you like that's really you bro
Which one? This ball? Which one?
This arm?
Yeah, yeah.
That's us.
I'm not a girl though, bro.
I'm a nigga.
All right, Ray!
Ready to shoot some... Ready to shoot some...
You ready to safely shoot some guns?
Yes!
What I told you.
Why is that for?
Okay, I'm like That's what I told you. Why is that for?
Hold on, we booking this nigga flight back to Taiwan right now as he speak.
I'm gonna get on a fucking flight!
You wanna bet? Want to bet?
Want to bet?
I don't get on the fucking flight.
No, we booking your shit from Taiwan.
Hold on.
I'm booking your shit back to fucking Bronx!
What the fuck are you even saying, dumbass?!
Shut the fuck up. Go away. Taiwan flights. Are you even saying dumbass?
Taiwan flights. Which flight do you want to get on?
Which one do you wanna get on?
Ray, we got your flight right now.
We're gonna deport this nigga.
That's good, that's good
Huh?
Chat here is the thing right? Oh my god. It's a bad time. Oh my god
So here's the thing, right this nigga
This nigga does not want to go back to Taiwan, bro
Well he does not
I Fuck no. What are you doing with those? You're not wearing those! Hell yeah.
No, you're not!
Bro my crotch is fucked bro.
I told you if I find my other one...
Bro my crotch is fucked bro. My last shit flat bro.
But I have...
My crotch is fucked bro. I need another shoe.
Do you know how much them tickets were after Virgil died?
I got two pairs of those
If i find my other ones
My crocs is fucking weird
I have to rest on the crocs bro
Bro, you'm gonna...
Bro you're not going to bust my nut in that shit!
What did you just say? You're going to bust your
nut in my sneakers n***a?!
WHAT?! Bye bye Sneakers nigga? What?! My bad
My bad
What is he talking about bro?
Like nah you really different bruh
Like you went to that Diddy party my nigga
Bro I want the run video wrong video nice
When after DDD
Not a But there's not much of my shit I got this shit already messed up Like it looks old
Yo we gonna make a
We gonna make an AU team
This summer chat
And we're going gonna play 15U
Cause we not playing fucking 18u they fucking tough bro
Fucking ESPN 4 star
Playing other things
Fucking scoring like
Brandon Ingram bro Take your time say it slower what is going on like fun brand name remember i don't know tickets are
it's a slow-witted slower
class and we've uh...
economic
uh... all
yeah
well and gambit Yeah
So check so you know was tough, it was tough
Fucking NBA try hard bro. Like they dance like going to the NBA bro
Wait hold on, how much did you have in the first game?
Five
And that shit I didn't even score, that shit got him 5 How much did it take me? 2
And that shit I didn't even score, that shit golden
I don't even score, that shit golden
Guess how much for Game 3
What?
5
Oh but I think bad Like you were 10 though A fire. Oh, that ain't bad!
Like you want 10 though.
7 is good.
7 is just alright.
So you know what's so crazy?
You want to make a double-A team right?
So I was thinking that's fire but let's do it live.
We're going to make a team.
I don't know what the team is going to be yet.
They'll W176000 update us some count.
We are gonna make a live
WAU team so there will be one day of practice
and we go to New York so I can get
C. Brickley to practice with the whole team one day
plus I can get better at basketball
then I'll do
then I'll get better at basketball. Then I'll do a...
then I'll get us like a team house type shit
just for a little bit.
I could have Nike get us custom made
Custom made what?
Jersey?
No, double A-U That's like warm up Jersey don't know
You're not doing Diddy Elite I'm gonna fuck with Diddy Elite Why you wanna do Diddy Elite, gang?
We're not doing Diddy Elite So how we doin'?
Trap Sky Beat
Spicy Deet
You can either go A&P Elite or we could put some other name on it
No, stop. Stop ass Fuck you mean A&P Elite P.O.D or we can put some other name on it NPD sound like, sound ass
We need those like
Fuck you mean A&P Oli sound ass bro
That shit sound like pussy bro
Fuck you mean it sound
That shit, that shit sound gay
Like NPD sound gay but gay as hell bro
You hear this nigga right here bro We need to go for like
We need to go for like um gay gay
See this is what it is
You don't have no fucking respect
That's what it is bro
I don't give a fuck!
That was a thug!
Bro, he was not acting- Bro, you know you did not act like this the first time he was here, right?
And look, keep acting like this
We gonna drive to the gun range,
and I'm going to leave you in the middle of nowhere.
Then you're not going to know where the fuck you at.
All right.
He's a thug!
Yes! Jack, he's a fucking thug.
It said KC3 Elite.
What was I asked? No I want it to be like a team thingy. Hell no.
Let's do... The Bronx Elite!
Nah, nah. That should not hit.
Let's do uh... NYC Elite!
Nah, nah, nah. LIC Elite
What should we do?
Chow, what should we do bro?
Tug of war elite
Mafia Elite You Mafia Elite is some tough. You focus on mafia elite?
Yeah but I want it to be something brand new like...
Brand New?
Hmmmm
Hmm Ray Lee?
Man, that's just our ass.
Man, fuck you!
Man, fuck you!
Ray Lee is not like DDDs, bro. Fuck you! Fuck you, Ray! I didn't even start to think of these bro.
Fuck you!
Fuck you Ray!
You have the driver in front right?
Alright bet, see ya tomorrow.
Okay Wiley...
Hey guess who's driving?
Who's dropping?
Not you.
No your not!
No your not, you're not! I'm a D1 driver.
No, you're not! You're not dropping, buddy!
I'm not dropping neither!
So who could drive?
We got somebody dropping us to our destination!
Who gonna drive?
Ah shit hold on though hey hey right okay Fuck off, mama.
I'mma put on my cooked. I call these the
cooked bread falls.
I'm gonna put on my
cooked bread falls
Ice Spice Elite.
Chat, they cook but it's good though
because I don't want no
Central C Elite?
BBC Elite!
Yeah BPL Elite
Or BBC the IG stuff B-B-C Oh BBC it is, IG's down.
Big black cock!
Is that how you say him?
No, BB Tyler Elite
I hate bitch.
Friends Elite We friends though. You know I got friends on people right? French Elite French Elite
You know I got friends on the team right?
You got what?
By who?
She said we burn some This summer you gonna find a two-man
Yes, cuz look we go whoo and they don't watch the scene
We got a good game
You know me now good thing and they won't put it in any of your house.
You feel me? Nah, guy. Bro you been saying hotel bro I've been thinking about fucking shit
I don't know how to put it
let me write that down Nike gotta make us those
imma call nike chat
imma call nike
and have them set it up. I ain't gonna lie rush our elite now
That shit's hard
That shit like 200 bro, i have the line
200 is actually expensive for sure
Alright chat here we go
Alright hold on let me go to
IRL dot you I around I
around damn most a lot of people does
watch some desktop Monica and just going And just go into the first one.
Check, you guys see me?
Are we good?
So are we good?
Are we good check?
You guys hear me?
I'm not on the IRL right here.
Okay, but
All right, so chat yeah
I know my nigga Ray has to go to the motherfucking arm
Yeah, no that ray has to go to the motherfucking military. So, you know, I'm kind of teach me how to shoot ain't that right?
How much in a bag like what money right now lock would it right now one dollar no lock money right now how much gifted 100
i want to get this hell no boy he's so cool you're so like bro
you could bet a hundred gifted bro wow cooking on call of duty bro we talking about shooting bro
You talk about shooting
Let's actually do something like
Like if you got better aim than me Let's put some on the line bro
100 push ups?
That's a lot bro
Nigga you gotta go to military
Fuck you mean that's a lot boy Jump down and give me a hand Nigga you better go to the military You know what's up?
Fuckin' me that's a lot boy
Jump down and give me a wave
Hell no, that's a lot
My math is dirty bro
Bro you can't even do 10
You cannot do even do 10 bro. You cannot do 10.
Do 10!
1, 2
3, 4
5, 6, 7
8, 9, 10
Oh. He can do something I ain't gonna cap.
Bet! Send him more
Send him more chat
Alright we also bought in the car. We also bought it in the car. Click and ingest?
Okay hold on
This is right here
Jack can you guys hear me?
I mean Jack are we good? Are we good? You're good. Okay bet alright
That's crazy ah
Yeah, we might go over to the motherfucking shit just in case.
Is it Buzz?
Where Buzz is there?
Where Buzz is there?
Small mic buzz, though.
Small mic buzz.
Let me hear it.
Where Buzz is there? Where Buzz is there? Swarm like Buzz. Let me hear it.
What buzz is there?
Oh, I hear a zzzz
Swarm like Buzz. let me hear it.
What buzz is there? It said left air
I don't know.
How about now, Chad? Hello it's me. I've been wondering... It's gone. Perfect Chris. Good shit.
Alright back! So Chad, look!
If you experience any lag, it's gonna drop. Don't worry.
If you experience any lag, we're good.
Okay? We're gonna be fine if you experience
any lag. I told y'all for this summer
we're gonna be more outside. I told y'all for this summer, we're gonna be more outside.
I told you that for the summer
we were going to be a lot more outside
so that's what I'm trying to do chat.
So...
Huh?
Are you streaming right now?
You wanna go shoot?
I'm gonna go to the stoo
Cypher bro
Cypher is coming up bruh
Hey W Chris man give me a hug my nigga
group hug
hey bro knock them targets down
who do you think have better aim i'm gonna miss it i see how he uh like on
fortnite I've seen how he shoots so I think you could just use what you know for it bro hey use
anything you know damn everything you know bro you know Everything you know bro. You know I'm car and cooking right?
Yeah yeah I know that!
Hey this nigga so ass.
Hey Ray, I bet you don't even believe that yourself.
I bet you don't even believe that yourself. I bet you don't even believe that yourself, bro!
What?
No we're not driving
On my way.
Ooh! It was raining all day Yo, don't leak what's in front of here, Chris
Put these down, yeah
You said what?
What's going on Wanna go front seat Chris
You know you already did it right
No I didn't
Bro you're so stupid. I did it.
Chad say whatever good. Say whatever good?
Yeah bro... Yeah, bro.
Okay.
Hold on. I went out and I went out and I went out.
You know what's cool here right now?
What? AllIP Virgil.
Oh my God, what happened to him?
Audio plans partly left.
What do you mean audio is panned left slightly?
Left air.
Left air louder than the right.
Don't let Phenom find his V.
Is Phenom's V?
I said don't let him find it.
Bro, why you acting like a thug lately?
Is it better, Chai? Yes or no?
It's that bad.
I'm sorry, bro. What the f***? Yes sir bro Is it better yes or no?
Bro I don't know who to believe bro
Oh my, oh my I don't know who to believe, bro. All right.
I'm out of here.
No, you got to have headphones on.
This is better than the last one. don't got it? Oh
Alright
Oh
I should have brought my gun
Fuck it
It's alright
Do another day
Uh Fuck it. It's alright. Let's do another day.
Actually, no.
Fuck it.
Hold up your bag. Here, Ray.
Got you bro I'm the boss in these fucking shoes bro man
I'm the steal this shit bro
Bro got fucking sponsored bro
I think i sponsor bro
I might just steal his fucking shoes, I don't care.
He didn't hear it right?
I think he didn't hear it.
Yeah...
But if Chia Yat heard me
I'm gonna steal his fucking shoes.
I'm not fucking spending
Chia how much is this? 2K? I'm not fucking spending check how much it is 2k i'm not spending
fucking two count on the shoot out tonight two kids like to get his crazy chalmers issues I'm gonna get a little bit of the camera.
Can you tell me how much is it?
5K? What the fuck? 20k? Are you for real? 20k? What the fuck? 20K?
Are you for real, 20K?
Oh shit bro
Yeah I'm not
I'm not fucking buying fine issue, but I might just take it off
God damn 20k pancake you can buy a car bro
You can fucking
Yeah fucking you said you have to chat? yeah i have to chat
alright ask him if it sounds better now
is good enough chat
how the sound
they say deaf here.
Right ear gone, wait what the fuck?
Your chat... worse now
They said I'm deaf in right ear.
How about now? How about now chat?
Oh shit this is worse.
Oh let's say we good now.
Oh they said GG's No no that's a GG.
That is good.
What the fuck is that fucking way?
Go away.
Woo.
Hey, stop!
Alright. Pause the music.
Turn it down real quick.
As soon as you get back to the house
give me them fucking stickers by want steal my shit right?
Oh I'm gonna steal it right? I'm going to steal all this and that
Hey yeah, I wanna see you try to steal it dumbass
Dumb ass child when he's stuck
You wanna start stealing shit once you get here right
You ain't stealing Fucking shit
As soon as we get
Back to the house
Give me my shit back
Cause you wanna steal shit
Plus when I find
The other ones
I'm just gonna have
Two sneakers
You're not gonna
Get those
Oh shit
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah Oh my god Oh my god Yeah!
Oh my god, what happened to Ray?
He is big and he's a gay.
Oh my god, what happened to Ray? He is busy and he's the gay
Hey make sure Phantom don't find this V y'all
Once Phantom finds his V it's over Once Fennepinus V is over.
Oh shit, that's the one we always go to?
It's right there.
Oh shit!
That's where I came from, yeah it's close.
Hold on this is Bluebe- wait Blueberry oven roasted almonds
Can you help me bro?
What the ffff
Yongsang, deep blow What the ffff? You understand, B-Bro
Yeah we bro
I mean what?
You my big bro
I'm your big bro
Nah bro, you're your big bro. I'm your big bro? You're not bro, you're my big bro. I'm your big bro.
Wait!
These are actually good. I'm
always known
almost right
and going to lag
as it is an overall resume bigger look I'm gonna go. Let's get to the end of the road before it's be good, be good.
Yeah, I know that's all the time
though.
. oh Can you guys hear me?
Bro, if y'all know every single time we leave the house is gonna lag Why do y'all still spam lag like you have to like if you don't spend it'll be weird
no but they didn't hold everybody just say hold this is automatically say hold
like every single time we leave the crib
everybody tries to come
in unison and be like
hold!
And I'm like
hold!
Hold?
Yeah, hold!
You feel me?
Tell y'all fuck with my um
My headband and durag
And hat combo
Like sometimes I wear a headband
Sometimes I wear a durag with the hat
I think that's gonna be on in the summertime, I ain't gonna lie. Like, I'll fuck with it!
I don't know why, I just don't feel his hair, like...
I felt a good hair but I don't like-
Nah cause your head is like triangle
Is that true?
Yeah because you have a triangle head. That's why.
Now give me back my hat before I Bradley Martin you.
You're gonna fight with me?
Yeah!
Come on.
Hey, give me back my hat before I Bradley Martin you boy.
Hey, I'm going to smack the shit out of you boy.
Stop! I mean stop.
Huh?
I'm on a cliffhanger bro.
I mean pop.
Nah, you know Rage saw his eye? What?
Rage saw his eye.
Yeah that's bad, man.
Unknown.
He like um...
What the call him?
Loopy? Lo called? Loopy.
No no, buy it.
Oh you have the iPad too?
What about my favorite anime?
Death Note. Adobe S, it's a good part for the best one
is S. You wanna show my second um...
Huh what's your favorite one?
You said what?
Attack on Titan? It's cool yeah.
Do you wanna know my, um
Do you wanna know my um Do you want to know mine my favorite
It's like it's a good alien chat
Try like an alien that is like an alien get on somebody's like an alien gets on somebody.
And what is it called?
Damn!
It's like a fucking...
What is it called, chat?
It's like a parasite, parasite. Fire! Yup!
I ain't talking about no parasites
Who's the ugliest streamer?
The ugliest streamer?
Yeah who is the ugliest streamer on the planet?
I got Yousif
He didn't even know I got Yousef. Wait, so the voting down?
But you got Yousef over Kappa?
He got Kappa and got hair that grow out.
He not looking ass up.
Oh my god!
Annoying and ugly too though.
Oh, ugly.
But no, Yusef is actually like...
Man, like Yusef's forehead is like...
Nah, his head is like... He shits like
You know he shit go like
It's that bad?
His head is really bigger than on camera
Wait it's bigger in person
Than what is on camera? It's bigger and personal.
What?!
What?!
Who has the most aura?
The most aura?
I got...
So like, when people don't know right
Nah, I think I've seen them look at aura
They said Duke. They said Duke has the most aura
Yeah of course
I'm like
When your aura go up
You gotta be mysterious
So like
You can't be as consistent
As others
Like rage?
Like if you're not
No not rage
No like
If you're always on camera And you're in No, no Raging
No like
If you're always on camera
And in front of the audience 24-7
Like Cardi?
Like Cardi
Yeah
And that's weird
Aiden
But that's weird right
Because
If you show me, how did that like...
Yeah cause like you so consistent and hard working but somebody...
You know if you barely stream it but they don't know when they gonna see you, your order
will be higher
that's weird that
is he'll be oh man i gotta throw this out.
Oh my god here come the little roaches!
Hold it for me bro. What?
You said what?
Hold it for- yeah Hold it for me.
Hell nah!
Hell yeah!
You know the movie that go like, chicken bumps and boom?
Huh?
I put a knife in.
I put it back in the basket.
Okay, I'ma just swallow these.
No don't swallow the gum! Don't swallow the gum you're gonna choke!
They don't tell you that at Amateur School?
But you'll poop me out. Nigga want gummy
shit!
Nigga want gummy shit in his toilet
That's crazy, this nigga wants
gummy shit in his toilet
Like what?
Yo, I can't wait to show you
how good I... Yo, chat! Chat, this is gonna be our first
time seeing me shoot, right?
I think so.
Bro, come on, bro. Oh, you know he's gonna catch, come on bro. Bro you know you're gonna get drafted too bro.
Okay do not wish that on me.
Do not wish it on me.
I'm not getting drafted.
I'm not getting drafted.
Imagine if me and you go out at the same time bro.
No!
Why would you wish that on me?
No, I don't want to do that gang. We are
Bro if i go to the military you need to go there with me bro
So would y'all want me get get drafted at the same time as Ray?
Yes.
No, because they won't get in any streams
Yeah right
That's fucked up
Why would I do that?
Yes
Thank you thank you
They all say no
But they're saying yes now.
Army stream! We can't give in to the army, dumbass.
That means Chris gonna have to get drafted too.
Yeah.
You don't talk about me. I'm just gonna have to get drafted too. Yeah, and then fuck it.
Fuck it! Wait, can I sign up for the military like one year?
That has to be on contract, you gotta be be a minimum, right? Or some shit.
Nah, you have to go. You can't quit.
No I'm not doing that. There's no way I'll do that chat.
Chat there is someone over in Thailand. W or L?
Why?
Cause they got elephants like you can ride elephants up there
They got ladyboys
Lady boys?
They got girls with dicks Where all the bad bitch that? They don't got bad bitches, they got dicks.
Like hot like...
These little ladyboys are like
Like they gonna trick me and be able to get me
You want the fuck?
No.
No, I don't wanna fuck,
I'm just saying like...
Like you didn't like it? Nah, I was saying like
You did a lady boy is like...
Never mind.
Conversation over with.
I'm not even gonna take a deal.
I'm not fucking ladyboy.
I'm not fucking little ladyboy neither.
Yeah bro. I'm fuckin fucking a ladyboy neither. Yeah, bro.
I don't fuck with a lady.
I'm fucking a lady because he want to have my baby.
Damn.
Put my three inch cock in her five like I'm Katie.
Damn.
But I'm not sucking Perry.
It's getting real scary.
I have a friend in the band called Henry
You know what? Real quick, because I hear a lot of wind
I like to read the Bible because I don't like to sin.
Ray he nice, he not in a garbage bin He put up on you with that three
Like he's Jeremy Lin
You still there Thop? That's a hint.
We going to church?
That's a car!
Oh my god! I got the sword in my hand, cause that's spite
Feel like curry but I ain't talking flight
Talk shit about Ray
We gon' end up having to fight
Like a New York nigga
I stay getting light
Going to the gun range,
putting up that light
I'm not Lil Yachty
Just give me the light
I'm not Yao Ming I don't got a height.
Chewing do you like curry?
I'm ass.
Ow!
Oh my god. oh I'm doing the bottom of my hand, just like some water.
I don't mind having a son or daughter.
If you have pussy, it's like fucking water!
This nigga suck. I need another fucking rap.
Just say what rhymes, you can't put a word that doesn't rhyme.
It's hard to sing a word like rhymes bro.
What about me?
Gun
Hug
Huh? Fun. Bun.
Run.
Sun.
You feel me?
What do you mean hun?
Look.
Bottle.
Taito. Huh? Taito Huh?
Taito
Taito?
Model
Power
Chair Hair Chair. Hair.
Fair.
Bear.
Ball. Ball.
Fall.
Pill.
Pong. Phone.
Call!
Yeah, now you're ready. Alright, now look.
Let me start up on the block.
The light over there
is looking a little green.
Got my Mini Cooper, I feel like Mr Bean
Pull up on me and I'm going to shoot you with that bean
I'm part of the Raleigh Belief just like the team
Gotta put the Sprite down cause I'm not a Broadway elite, just like the team. Gotta put the Sprite down because I'm not sipping lean.
I'm not real happy, I'm feeling real mean.
Look on Sky.
Action. Look to... Look at the sky. I'm slim.
Look down, look down at the ground.
I'm...
Applause Man, you are dog shit. That's a bullshit I can lie to you.
Huh?
That's a bullshit. Bro, bro... It's some bullshit, I can lie. Huh? That's some bullshit.
That's some bullshit.
That's some bullshit!
That's some bull shit, Ray.
That dog shit.
Hold on a minute.
Let me put that bag on the tunes real quick Turn it up! um no yes again hey is She drop the waves, just throw me through my brains
This is how I feel right now. It's all I'm feeling right now, Ray! Sit alone with me.
My seatbelt is on.
I fly with the stars in the sky, and no longer trying to survive.
I believe that life is a prize, but you live doesn't mean your alive.
Don't let my reach can move on fire, I get what I desire, it's my empire
And yes I call a shot
I am the umpire
I drink all holy water
If I don't vampire
In this very moment I'm king In this very moment, I slay Goliath with a bling
This very moment I cling
Pushing on everything
That I will retire with the ring
And I will retire with the crown
Yes! No I'm not lucky, I'm blessed.
Yes, cry for the heavyweight champs.
Me? What I couldn't do is go to level.
We? Young Bucky Basie, you up out in Paisley
South Side Jamaica, Queen's and it's crazy
It's 13-T is No, we need this. Turn it, turn the song up!
Turn it down a little bit more. thinking about you um yes I'm here, I'm just a little bit of me and all I'm just with the band
I'm about to go six times, it's okay
One more time
I-Chat! Right here.
Wait wait wait
You better get into the gun range Let me just step in there real quick
I'm gonna leave it right here. Yeah yeah put it right there
Check! Cause you better step in and make sure that
everything is good
It's perfect.
You like that? Wait, we in the hood?
Yeah, blue tight.
I hear they got Asian food over to talk about it on the hood
well
evidence that they have a popular
minutes
chubby good?
Lucky arrows?
Listen man, all I do is pet it to my mans
Put a dick in the mouth
I feel like I'm fucking Jackie Chan.
Like what are you even saying bro? I just don't know, I-I just
Nah like
I just talk like
What do you mean put dick in your mouth and feel like Jackie Chan
It just rhymes bro
If it rhymes, I just say it bro Yeah but why you saying Ayo shit though just right for life is a rusty i'd say
in the way he said and you'll see if they like you know
by what would you like
it went to that you let me know late and i'm all of it right
usually you know when your act What's the damn wrong with it? Like, you feel me?
You know we ain't do that.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH! YOU! I
you know
now UK not jacks
cell was that's me already who's more thoughts me or Ray? Who's more sus, me or Ray?
Let me see.
Nice a you! Look! Aw she looks like me, fuck.
It's only you bro! You put your shit is like me. Fuck.
It's only you, bro!
You put your pants down in front of the flight! Bro, that's his stress,
bro. You know he don't like, like...
He don't like no stuff?
Are you kind of pretty smart? Now, if You don't like those stuff? You got to play smart.
Now, if you play by using your win...
I think you lose but I'll be alright.
I think score 11 11 6 or 7. I love you on my dick
but
Adam play Adam play ball in a minute right, but I am I'll play flight
But I gotta get back into my hoop and shit.
Like once I'm in my pocket, it's up like a rocket.
Because once I get that ball in the hoop,
it's going to feel like a socket.
He go for that lane, nigga, guess what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna block it.
Guess what? gonna block it. Huh, guess what?
I shocked it.
Got the phone in my hand got this in my hand on my left
They put up one us I'm aiming to beat his chest
Cut the shield
That's a half.
Now what are you? Like you not even rhyming my nigga!
I-I-It's a tongue bro that shit rhymes bro.
No it does not!
Half!
Chest and half!
Chest half!
Nah you say, you say.
Put his beat to his chest Cut that shit
Bro what?
Yo Wayne we gotta get you in a stool
Yeah that's bro
How about I put him in the stool after this bro how about we do a stew after this bro?
You wanna go to the stew after this?
Yeah but fuck it bro.
I can't rap though.
Wanna make a song?
Yeah, fuck it bro.
Can you show me already at the stew?
Let's make a diss trap, bro!
Oh who?
Uh... You Know Miles
Yeah it is fuck that stupid nigga I ain't gonna lie
Hey hey I ain't gonna lie it's fuck You Know Miles I ain't gonna lie, it's fuck you no miles.
I ain't gonna lie bro.
He a bitch!
Nah he a bitch!
Yeah he the fuckin' bitch bro.
I hate that nigga man. I still got beef with that nigga, man!
I just don't know how you do that.
I ain't no real bitch!
Jack! Damn...
I might be able to set that up for... damn, like today?
It's due session today chat?
Oh fuck.
Cochris, cochris
Cochris. Call Chris. Call Chris?
Yeah.
See if you could find any space in that studio,
you heard? Alright.
Nah he might have a good Oh no we can't
We can't
He's working on his cipher
That ass can't go over there
Hold on
I gotta see
Okay there hold on i gotta see um the connection is gonna get a little like okay but obviously
yo Nah, we good bro Yo! Chat
Nah, we f**king you bro
Yeah, we pranking you bro
Aight buddy Aight chat listen to me Alright, take it easy. Be safe. Alright bruh.
Alright chat listen to me this is what's about to happen okay?
This is what's gonna happen bro.
This is what's gonna happen okay?
Shut the fuck up and move on bro I'm gonna act.
Wait we better go into the studio.
We might go in through range it might lag a little bit.
We're gonna plug in the cord that we need to be
for the wifi to be good
Mods! Pin
Hold Then after the hold
pin military chaining. Okay? I don't think we're down as we are.
Craig, vamonos! Vamonos!
Power! What's going on bro? Nice to meet you.
What's going on bros, we appreciate you bro.
My man.
Yes sir my man.
Good to see you too.
Great nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Let's go ahead and do it.
All right come on.
This is Patrick over here he's going to be hanging out a lot.
Patrick what's up bro?
We'll get through here.
When we're going through,
we do one door at a time
to make sure the vents
are getting all lit up
and it doesn't suck, you know?
Come on, Ray!
Are you alright? Alright
Yeah, we gotta set up this. This is it?
Let me make sure, oh yeah.
You guys hang out for a second? Okay, for sure, yeah.
We can hear you guys still live right now?
Yeah we're live right now
It's like all my shit
Alright chat we should be good? We should be good?
They see you.
You probably sit right here then.
Oh okay how do you do that?
I'm just doing a wireless transfer.
Check here and say two! Say two!
That wasn't that bad.
Oh yeah, they hit me. Fire!
It's gonna go black again. Alright Chad it's gonna go black real quick. you. I check you me sorry good damn three
people just remember for grace
spend three I got something. Spam three!
Fire!
Alright, pin military training!
We about to start right?
Oh we going in here? We're gonna do both bays.
Okay bet! And also feel free're going to set it up.
Yeah and also feel free to like
however you want to teach us
from the beginning.
Yeah man absolutely
so the way that we are going
to do this is
we are going to get Geddy
he's our head instructor
okay
we're going to be doing
a briefing first we're going to make sure you guys know how to be safe from firearms and stuff like that.
Okay.
Everyone run through courses,
we're gonna shoot guns, it's going to be a good time.
Bad mess anymore!
You guys wanna do the briefing in here?
Is that gonna be best?
Yeah, let me see.
I can't even...
Hey hold on,
I think my chat is not good right here.
Hold on.
Oh shit, forgot about the chat.
Do you have the wifi connected?
Chat will be good?
Yes or no?
It should be good though.
You got wifi?
Yeah.
Alright.
Yeah, we're more than fine. We'll do it at home then. Yeah, what's more fun?
I bet.
You're at home with him.
Yeah, I got you man.
How ya doing bro?
How we doin'?
We good, we doin' good.
Appreciate yall too.
My boy Ray about to go to the military.
This is a pre-military training bro.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. My boy Ray-Ban go to the military.
This is pre-military training bro.
We're rich.
Taiwan!
They draft it, they drive it.
Oh cool, okay.
Yeah, I hope I don't go like nothing crazy.
Either way man you're gonna get some better opportunity here than you will training up there anyway.
I'm at the head shop. will be trained up there anyway yeah we got better stuff i'm gonna have a headshot
we'll challenge that too so we had a couple opportunities to do some like challenge stuff too so we can put y'all against each other. Oh yeah, one sec.
Here ya go.
Alright y'all, hold real quick
we're about to fix this
but making sure everything's okay.
On the phone wise.
I'm just loading.
Okay yeah it's loading right now?
Yeah.
Hold on. loading right now. Yeah. Oh, no.
You should be fine.
All right, chat?
Chat spam two.
Spam two, chat!
Spam two. Spam 2, spam 2 chat. Spam 2?
We're good.
Alright we're good.
We're good, yep.
So you got a handgun in there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So everything on this side of the range, everything over here is a pistol.
Rifle caliber stuff's going to be over there where we're gonna shoot both.
As far as the briefing...
So I'm gonna hit this real quick
We do these at the beginning of all our events
The four firearm safety
rules that everybody adheres to, so we treat
all guns as if they're loaded is what we want
so what I'm referring to, if you walk over here
what we're referring to is
the chamber. The chamber is the back of
where the barrel opens up
to accept a live round, so all
these are locked open right now so you can see
into the chamber and then get shot down there
if you want. So we can see into the chamber
We know that gun's empty because we can see it
Even though
we see that and we all agree including chat
That these guns are all clear
and empty so we're going to treat them as if they're loaded.
So what that means is
we're going to keep the gun pointed this way.
Not up down not left or right
the gun stay forward at all times.
The finger is gonna stay off the trigger
until you've made your decision to fire the gun
and when we start shooting fast, we're gonna have some fun with that. Right? So on a pistol
I want to be civic are your left hander right handed? I'm right. You're right handed
so when your right hands on the gun...we'll go over this in more detail here in a minute.
When you get a grip on it I need that gun hand to be as high on the grip as possible
and his index finger's going to live stretched forward and up onto the frame of the gun
so the only time you go on the trigger is when?
When I shoot it.
Every other time it stays high just like that.
And then the last one
we know the targets but we have to be careful
not to hit a wall or ceiling on the floor.
So we're going to make sure that all around... and this is my job right?
We are going to make sure that the rounds go through cardboard into the burn so they don't go up the walls
Right!
Cool?
Yeah!
That's about it.that's really all there is
for safety so what I'd like to do is get you started
up on accuracy
and then we'll play with a little bit of
speed shooting and then we'll do the same thing
over in the rifle bay. Sounds good!
So, if you can set up a...
This is your first time right?
Yeah, yeah.
Are you a first-time shooter?
It's his first shooting.
That's my favorite.
Yeah!
Gotta move that shooting D card, bro!
You shoot people?
Yeah.
Oh. Trust me this won't Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Trust me this won't be a lap bro it's super fun.
So here is the deal we have eyes and ears in ammo outside so we're just going to grab
whatever we need and then we'll come back in and get started.
Do you all have any questions?
That's about it y'all sound any questions that's it that's about it yeah that sounds good all right
all right yo chat y'all ready wait am i even live i, can y'all hear me?
Lots of girls.
Hold on hold on I gotta see...
Does anybody got a phone with them?
Yo why does my chat freeze?
Is it because it's going too fast?
I got no one.
No, I know we're good there.
I think I know what's good.
You have your Wi-Fi?
I got no Wi-Fi bro.
Go to the chat real quick.
It's just cause we're actually in here.
Oh yeah.
We couldn't come right here. Oh yeah, it is good I couldn't come in here.
Okay we're good, we're good.
We're good.
This is all educational purposes and taking proper precaution okay?
For making sure that we are in a safe environment with professionals
working with professionals and everything ok? This is the reason why we were able to do this ok?
I want to show them some of my good This is the reason why we're able to do this, okay? I wanna show those chat my gun
Chat look at my gun bro
Chat WRL gum bro
Yeah You are Al Gum bro Yeah
This is real life coffee
So
Now you about to lose your V-card, you're gun V card bro.
Gun V Card?
Yeah!
I lost a V-card
What is it your mom gonna say like when she sees you cook like this?
She'll give up cause the military Like, you should see the clip like this. Sure, bro, cause it's military training.
Oh yeah, military training!
You really gotta do this! Yeah, yeah!
You ready to go back, bro?
I'm in cap check. This is gonna be fun though, we got met.
So I think that's a P90 right?
Is that a P90?
He said in Call of Duty, I'm not going to lie bro
It definitely looks like a P90
What's this gonna go on, you know?
Can somebody tell me what this is called?
I think it's called a Safari something.
What is the proper name for this? It look like an FN
What's that called?
My gun
Let me say this is some bullshit
No they did not, dumbass
They did
Oh it's a Glock?
It's not a Glock
There's no way this was a Glock, bro. What's the name of my gun?
Uh, no words
Looks like...
It looks like a custom Glock
A custom Glock?
So you got a, oh it's a Nomad. Yeah so it is basically a custom block.
Oh!
So there are companies that take Glock as a platform and then
they build their own versions of it.
That's my Uncle Rambo!
So now, Uncle Rambo chat Chat we gonna go visit Uncle Rambo soon chat.
Who's Uncle Rambo?
Uncle Rambo he's like...
That's your uncle?
He got everything.
That's really your uncle?
Like yeah that's my uncle.
That's cool. I didn't know that.'s my uncle. Oh. That's cool.
I didn't know that.
So we're going to visit Uncle Rambo alright?
That's a small world.
Okay so let me give you the low down of everything we got so far.
This one is a treat for me
as well when I brought it.
Ooh! Damn!
Yeah, that's some hot shit.
I seen these sites in Black Ops 2!
Yeah, yeah.
Shit!
How much attachments you got on it?
Man the dots 600, the flashlights 3 and some change.
What's this right here?
That should be extended mag.
So, max hold 20.
Damn!
Few massive vestiges.
Whenever you buy the maps
you get four of those things
so normally that cost you extra.
So what we got right?
So these two are machine guns.
This is cool, like this is why you're here.
Yeah I've never done any of this by myself.
The MP5 is my favorite gun ever made.
This is the coolest shit
that you'll ever get to shoot.
Maybe the P92, P90's a cool two. You ever played Metal Gear Solid 2?
No.
Not that shit.
I said I'm gonna go outside of here.
It's an all-you-can-eat thing for everything so of course you got your custom block, this is our custom
block, this is one that we built so we did some internal trigger work
You've got a custom trigger too and then this one is a 6-320 Spectre
so depending on what they use in the Taiwanese of these military you're going to have a good
representation of just about everything. So here's the good news if you put a good grip
on the gun, if you're using your vision the way it's intended with reward and all that
you can shoot whatever gun you want and be fine.
So over here, we'll go over to the rifles
once we get over there.
First thing we're going to do is we're going to get into loading magazines.
So we've got a ship with ammo.
So we'll start with all this. So, we're gonna
start you with arguably
the easiest gun to shoot which is
going to be the V-29.
You want me to go first or do you wanna go first? I'll go first.
You're gonna go first?
Yeah.
My man.
Make it go first, Chet!
So, semi-automatic pistol, okay?
It's got three parts.
Magazine, frame and slide.
And we call it the Slide Wire.
Yeah. Mmhmm. parts. Magazine, frame and slide. And we call it the
Slide Wire because it moves back and forth.
So when you decide to load the gun your going to hold it in your gun hand finger stays high trigger
support hand goes on top grab a slack bolt for rear that's
going to chamber the gun or unload the gun.
Okay. We'll go over both. To get the magazine out
you push this button. Yeah. If you ever have
a hard time finding it, you can follow the
trigger guard back through frame and there it is. Yep! So I to the frame, and there it is.
So I'll press the button on the magazine
and pop that out.
On the magazine itself,
you'll see there's a front side
and a back side,
so we have to put ammo in from the front.
So the way that this works
is your ammunition is made of two pieces okay you
have a projectile and casing so we're going to hold it by the casing so the flat side's facing
out oh okay ass up you don't think it that way.
So we take this and put on top of the magazine
push it down slide underneath
your lip right there.
If you try to crush it you'll never get through.
The way this works, thumb goes here,
push,
push down,
slide back.
The more you put in
the harder it gets.
So you're going to
put two more
in there for me.
Okay.
Go on up.
It's my take man, but it's all good.
I got you man we're here for you. So
look so check this out. So put your thumb
here push that one down okay and then
put it right there in the front.
You can put it on the table too, it helps.
Can we go to speed limit?
Put the thumb... This is going to
help you push that down so that one can go in.
Yep.
They're stiff, man.
They're brand new mags, so...
So check this out.
Put it on the table?
Yeah bro, I can do it.
Okay.
So if this goes here, okay?
We're gonna push here. Just like that.
Reloading! Yup!
Good job. One in. Push it in, push it in,
get it in there Ray! Get in there, get in there,
get in there! Get in there, get in there, get in there. Get in there Ray push on the other end yeah
Push in there come on, come on
Come on, come on
Get in there Ray
Get in there
Ray get in there
I don't know how to do that How you do this on top of it? Ray, get in there! I got you. Let me try one more time
Let me try one more
Up and do it again Yeah, get in there There you go.
Yeah, get in there! Get in there! Come on load up!
COME ON DUDE!
You're on the battlefield right now, Ray.
Ray you are on the battlefield RIGHT NOW!
Yeah I'm good bro.
I got a pepper spray man.
We got a pepper spray out.
Just kidding we're not gonna doya. Yeah, what's the question? Just get up and I can do that.
Oh fuck!
It's alright bro, it's alright.
It is a process right?
Yeah, it's a process you know what I'm saying I not in the front row?
I might be in the back.
You're in the back right now.
So first thing,
these have to stay on the whole time.
Right?
So I'll call when the range is hot, that means you gotta have these on.
When we say a range of safe or ranges cold, you can take them off.
We're gonna give you a break that way if you do that.
Next time we load these, we'll do these the easy way.
Yeah, we're going to go through a lot of them. That stuff pays off man.
Alright! When you are ready I will hook you up with Council 7-0's
Okay Okay.
Let's go, Chad. Alright.
So, let's do this. I'm going to walk down the range real quick and
come with me for a target. Alright, come on.
These are very common targets. We use these in competition.
The center piece, you can see how it's kind of perforated?
Yeah!
The A is an alpha. C is Charlie and D is Delta.
When we're aiming what we're going to aim for is the Alpha.
I want you to put rounds in the alpha box.
So we're going to make this a little bit easier for you
by putting a little bit of an outline
around
the alpha.
That's where we want to hit, right here.
And I'm going to put a little dot here. Not that that is where you are aiming but that is where I want you looking.
Okay.
Okay?
And then we'll come back to that once we get started.
Okay.
So because all the handguns were shooting have optics on them cause optics
are better than iron sights
so i'm not starting to fight in the comments section I'm a Red Dot Shooter, direct to Zach.
I'm going to demo the process for you first and then I'll have you do the same thing I did.
So let's see it stand right here with Kyle.
We're gonna shoot DC9.
Ready? It, yeah. Let's go.
Come on.
It's exactly this.
Good night.
Yes, you got it.
So when the slide is locked open like this, This happens commonly in video games and movies right?
So they shoot the last round.
Slide is locked open.
This is the gun telling you it's empty
It's ready to reload.
So this is where magazine goes in
and we're gonna close the slide by pressing
the slide catcher, so you can press that down
and I'll drop a slide or reach over
top grab the slide.
Okay what should I do?
What if I cut my finger
by doing a slide down? Like why did it
cut? Is it because I didn't slide it down correctly or
is the cause like... So if you cut here
there's a chance that whatever gun you were shooting had
burr in the metal so all like that just kind of caught your skin
so that's one option and then what happens very
commonly is people grip their gun incorrectly
and they grip it back here
so the slide coming back actually will cut you more times than not
Okay. We're going to fix that too So from here if you want to touch it more times than not. We're going to fix that too.
So from here, if you want to check the gun
what we are going to do is pull the slide back very gently
so you can see the brass in the chamber
That tells us that the guns lit I'm gonna walk you through the grip now.
Okay, so the way the gripping works is that I've got one hand on the gun and this one's just supporting
the gun. That's all it's doing right? Yeah.
So from here your support hand, okay left left hand making a knife hand with it.
So just like that right? You and the military you're going to get to know this real good.
I bet.
Knife hands are important.
So you're gonna bring in this knife hand,
you're gonna bring them up underneath the trigger guard on a 45 degree angle, okay?
And your index finger's gonna touch
your middle finger number. Okay?
That's where that's going to start. Now
your palm, the drumstick of your thumb
is going to rotate up into the grip and you're gonna lock
the grip down just like that. So, we've got three major points of contact on this
forehand grip. Yeah. Index finger, palm, and pinky.
Index finger, palm, and pinky. And your index finger, palm and pinky.
So the hard part for new shooters shooting a red dot
when you extend the gun out
a lot of people get the gun extended
they can't find it back
tell them what you're looking for
like your eyes are getting sucked in here, so make sure your
eyes are focused on that dot
on the target. That makes sense?
So I'm gonna fire two shots, okay?
And I just want you to see it. So it's going to get loud
when you guys now try volume down Paul? Headphones want to be warned.
So as I extend the gun,
I'm going to talk you through what I see.
Okay.
As I extend the gun,
my finger is going to go on the trigger
and I'm going to prep the trigger.
I'm going to take up the slide.
Okay?
That's where you finalize your aiming, and then when you're ready
you're going to gently press, gun goes off.
Your grips and your posture
are going to fight the recoil. Don't add anything extra.
If you do too much work
the shooting does shit.
So two rounds on extend the gun.
See the dot? Fingers tucked on the trigger as I press.
Two rounds, finger comes off the trigger
And I relax.
If you ever need to relax or set the gun down or something, you can set it down on the table
It doesn't matter that the guns loaded
We're gonna set it down because we are staying behind the table
You wanna try?
Let me trade with you You want to try it? Let's go, Ray! Yeah yeah you go right there
You good
Go ahead and bring that support hand just like you did,
it's a 45 degree angle
Now get that whole palm
Get that whole palm up and in there.
So now come on,
I got you coming out of the palm right here.
Good, okay?
Now once you squeeze it real tight
from the left hand side,
then move to the left.
You can see the dot?
Put a dot inside that black box, okay?
When you're ready put your finger on the trigger
touch the trigger
now gently press.
And then when you're ready, keep pressing slowly all the way through
And again!
Okay! I got it right there, bro!
So whenever you're done shooting...
That was actually good.
...you lift it up.
So, good shot at first.
So when we grab that again,
you're gonna send two more.
All right, thank you both.
Yep. So get back down here and this time move up. So, you're left thumb up here.
This thumb goes up.
You get that palm in there. Good.
Left hand squeeze. Get a good grip on the other arm.
Right arm relaxes.
Can you see the dot?
I'm going to help you. Lean your hips on the rack and lean forward when we're at there.
Hold it.
Alright, see the dot?
Alright, when you're ready put the dot in the box. Can you turn it around?
You gotta hit inside the box one more time
Did you really? Got it? Good uh-huh He's good.
What's up? What's up, Bishop bro?
Oh damn! You feel good?
I just got a grip.
Yeah you almost hit the dot
the first time,
the other one is like
outside of you.
Except for that last one
where they shot him
in the face or something cool.
So here's the thing right?
All the hits inside
the box are good hits
I'm happy about that.
The ones that's
outside the box,
you're going to go more.
For your first time too.
So you get to walk down range
and just put a line
through that miss.
Let's go see
where you hit at.
You hit right here.
Right, right here?
Through this.
This is good though Ray go. That's good.
Alright.
This is good though right?
Yes it's good.
Good job.
Let's go to the lane.
Alright, got you up?
Yeah I'm ready.
You want to shoot your gun or my gun what do you want?
Uh let me shoot your gun.
Okay.
I wanna see how that is.
Alright so let me show you
Should I shoot my gun or his gun?
I'm gonna shoot his gun.
Let me show you the speed motor, where this works.
So see a little picture of the bullet?
So this slides over to top
You squeeze here and push
drop around there and let it go
Makes it a hell lot easier lot easier, so go ahead and take that out.
So put five rounds in there for me.
How do you drop it?
Squeeze it first then push down.
Ohhhh! That's hard!
Squeeze, squeeze, drop it in.
Like that.
Yeah.
You're off.
That is hard!
Now you might need one of these huh?
They are cheap they only 25 bucks. Yeah right. No, you might need one of these huh? That's cheap. They're like $25.
Is that five?
Right in the mid-air I need that.
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay so you've got a little bit of experience
so let me give you more freedom So put the mag in your left hand, pick up the gun on your right, finger stays off
of trigger, get a good high grip on the gun.
Put the mag in the gun and lift it.
Cool!
So that one already chambered so you're straight.
Oh is that good?
When you put the mag in and slide it closed,
that happens when you do hard like that.
Okay cool.
So go ahead and build a grip.
Alright, so this thumb's gonna come up
And get that palm up in the gun
There ya go, good.
I want you to grip it here like this
Put that pinky in
You see the dot?
Alright, put your finger on the trigger
Grab it so take off all the slack.
Touch it and let the trigger come back until you find resistance.
Yep, got it.
Cool, so you're on the wall.
So when you're ready, gentle press.
Okay.
One out of five, the guy's the winner.
Bitch! Flaa-flaa-flaa-FLAA! Hey come on come walk down there you moron Yeah!
I'm walking down there real quick, alright? That's a great They say it's degenerate. Woo!
That's a great one.
Sign me up too, I'm in the military too bro.
Sign me up too.
We're in the military bro.
That's fire.
That's fire bro.
Ok now we got the challenge.
So five rounds on a basic level we call that shooting carefully.
Because you took your time and saw the dot, you had plenty of time to let it dwell on the left side.
So now we're going for the head box. It's a much smaller part.
Ah okay. So the key with this one is be patient.
Okay?
So don't press the trigger until you're ready to
press the trigger.
Got you!
So go ahead and load three.
Go Ray.
Talk to me Ray. Talk to me, Ray.
You see him?
Get them done.
And it's done.
You can actually drop free,
so set the gun down.
How do I do this?
Chat W W learning chat!
W learning chat!
Squeeze it?
W learning!
I'ma shoot my own shot,
I'ma shoot mine as nice.
I'ma shoot my personal one.
He said Bronx training bro what?
Two more. What? Cool, yeah. Did I find him?
Yeah you got it, two more.
So your both gonna put three rounds in the head box.
I gotcha Kinsley.
And for anybody in chat who's curious
we're shooting at seven yards.
Squeeze. You need to stay out. Squeeze, yep low, pull down, low.
There you go.
Three rounds.
Good job, buddy!
Oh, yeah.
So reach over the top, grab this
pull through our can and let it go
So palm in like this Pull as hard as you can and let it go. There ya go, pull that hard and let it go.
Harder man! Cut that shit back boy!
Good job, man.
So build your grip the way you had it before.
So just let the gun come back in
and then go for a grip here. Why you sticking your ass out like that, bro?
Pause!
Put that ass back in boy!
Squeeze here... So, squeeze here.
Right?
Yeah.
Alright.
So we're looking at the head box.
Is that the gun?
See the dot?
Yeah.
How are you going?
Stay up, stay up. You're doing this.
No, no, it's not.
I need you to lean forward.
There you go good.
Neutral spine that's better.
Alright see the dot?
Okay put in the head box.
Oh that's not bad!
You're in the head but you're low.
So put the dot in the headbox and be gentle on
the trigger
Gentle on the trigger, Did you hear it?
Slight one?
Yeah.
So, get your finger on prep and then gentle press.
Cool!
Alright, this is a hard shot so go ahead and shut the gun down.
Let me try.
... I'm gonna make this nigga jump in here.
So right thumb comes up, get that grip high on the gun Right hand comes up
Get that whole hand higher like this.
Oh, like this?
Yeah!
And then let the thumb chill just when they come up and flip.
I'mma lock in.
Squeeze here.
Like this?
Yup.
You ready?
Yup. He think he better play with my boy Ray!
Oh no!
Damn, that's your hardest spot!
Three shots below it.
So, what you're running into
is this right?
This is a very common thing
So what's happening is you're aimed up everything's looking great
You get on the trigger and then we get a little excited so this happens
Oh okay!
Right?
Yeah
So when your prepping that's why we prep
So fingers on the trigger we take take a ball to slap and then gently press.
Oh! Jump in. So the difference is this...
You'll be able to see it. Yeah show me some of that.
Get it? Yep, did it. So as this extends I see the dot there
Oh my gosh! Oh my-, so what the fuck?
This is me and Ray.
To the Domski!
Hey can I just empty out my glass on this nigga?
Can I empty your mouth? Tell him to up you shots real quick.
So load five, shoot five. We'll do that.
Load five, shoot five. Got'll do that. Low five, shoot five. Got you.
And your mag is...
That's a monster.
Damn! What the hell? How do you even do that?
I can use these no way.
14 years experience.
Can I use these?
That's an op, hey!
That's my op!
That's my op Ray!
What he said about me Ray?
What did he tell me?
What'd he tell me?
What? What did he tell me? What did he tell you?
He told me
You're a bitch!
He's telling you, you're a rat!
He called you a fucking rat
He called me a rat? Yeah.
Rips on the gun, see the sight
I'm gonna go for the chest
Too high You're freaking too hot. Got his ass, right? So here's the deal.
So you had three and then
you let the gun rise up like that? That's why we
grip on the support hand to keep the gun flying? Yeah.
Oop! Okay.
Alright. Okay.
Is it your turn?
Which one do you want?
You wanna see the P90? Alright, so this one's a little different.
So this one is a machine...
We can auto real quick!
This one's called a pull-pup.
That's why it's so short.
Woohoo! This one's called a pulpa, so that's why it's so short. This one has suppressor on the...
Eww! Bro! I was modeling for three!
I got this one gold in Black Ops 2
Not diamond yet cause The MSMC was taking too long for me to get diamond,
I'm not gonna lie.
I don't work with my snipers.
So the magazines on this one are a little different.
So it's used as a rotary mag.
So with this one, the way it works is...
Oh my god! That's where it shoots and show that real quick bro
so it's a 570 by 28 millimeter they kill yeah uh we need an optic off the shelf, anything that's quick to attach.
So...
Quick to attach?
Yeah so just like a e-attack or something like that.
Okay
It's not going to be zeroed but
So you lay it around right here and you push it in drive
it back and they're going to rotate as you put them on okay oh that's fire i see a rotating
damn these are cool.
The only thing I don't like about this gun
is it's a world of magic.
It takes forever?
It takes forever, because the whole is 50.
Yeah yeah yeah.
50?
It's 50 rounds, yeah.
So this whole box is gonna go in there.
How much you wanna shoot?
I like load five, shoot five
because then you get to shoot more.
Oh my gosh!
If you start doing machine gun stuff
that's when you're going to want
to put at least 10 or so.
Also, guys, my wife. How ya doin'? Hey, how ya doin my wife. How you doing?
Nice to meet you.
Damn, chat!
Small woman.
What got you into like guns and stuff?
Man, I gotta be honest. Metal Gear Solid.
Should I play that game? Is it a W-game?
My whole sleeve is going on in games.
He's a gamer chat!
I play Elden Ring.
Yeah, I'm more of an Elden Ring type of person you know what I'm saying?
All I can say right now is fuck Radon.
Fuck Radon! I bet you did. All I can say is fuck we're done. Yeah, yeah, FUCK WE'RE DONE!
I bet you did.
Okay that's cool too.
We could pop the ears real quick while we're loading.
We could save some time if we load a bunch of mags.
Yeah, that's kind of cool.
I mean so with Metal Gear it's
like a real heavy story game perfect
So the uh... I'm not sure
Chad's going off.
When did the last one drop?
Man,
Metal Gear Solid 5
came out
in 2016.
All five of them good?
Yeah.
Yeah,
all five are good.
Metal Gear Solid 3 Delta is coming out next year. Yo, Chad, should good. Metal Gear Solid 3 Delta is coming out next year.
Yo, Chad, should I play Metal Gear Solid?
If you play Metal Gear,
I'll be in the chat straight up.
Shit, we both will.
Absolutely.
Is the storyline good?
Yeah.
Really?
I mean, good enough that I inked it on half my arm, you know what I'm saying?
Damn!
I think I got pretty good sense of it.
Alright so that is about 18 months movie 2
Chad don't tell me it's good and I played
The golden era
Great game
Damn
That's the first game I streamed
Snake? What snake weird?
Uh, smoking cigarettes
Huh?
Sneaking suit
Oh, what's that?
Like body tight
Like latex
Oh
Smoke cigarettes like body tight, latex shit. Oh!
Smoke cigarettes.
It's a complex game too? Yeah it is.
It's real heavy.
Is it harder than outer ring? Nah.
It's different, you know.
That doesn't compare well I don't think.
But the gunplay is unrivaled. It's got some of the best gunplay
Like as far as like you know guns being correct on them
Yeah yeah yeah
What's that other game I played?
I played um
Chad it was Gears Of War
Yeah I played Gears Of War like one player Chances of war
Yeah, I think there's a word like one put aside my life. I was on hello heavy on one point Oh Tom I like
Right I'm a, Halo? Destiny?
Oh my god. Destiny was fire bro
There's one point in time where I was on destiny
Heavy, like OD heavy
You know you have a game all? I don't get that.
Who me?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know you played no sports or nothing.
I play straight video games.
You should play sports.
I don't get that.
Who me?
Yeah.
Hey, I'm gonna play more sports.
Yeah.
Do you play first set again? Nah. Dude I've heard so many good things about it.
Really? Yeah. When did that come out?
This past week, I think. Was it called First what? The First Descendent.
Is that Fire S 5 seconds or not?
The first descendant.
Alright so I gotta test this one real quick go ahead and throw your eyes and ears back on
So when you go hot on this one I'm just gonna shoot a burst to make sure it's like real quick go ahead and throw your mirrors back on okay so why don't you
go hot on this one i'm just gonna shoot a burst to make sure it's like
so in this one okay the safety is right here.
It's inside a trigger well which is kind of weird.
The S is safe so
Right over there
If you toggle it to 1 that single shot
and then you put it on to one, that single shot. And then you put on aim and that's auto.
Automatic!
This uses a progressive trigger
which means even when its on hold
When you press the trigger the first time
It's going to fire one round but then you have to hold
the trigger all the way back and then it just goes okay so we're gonna test it
real quick and just make sure it runs so this is gonna slide in like this with
the bullets facing down. Yeah? Yeah. So it faces down like that, down the bend, up to the shoulder
and charge it.
That's charging.
So when you're looking through his latch just
on the red dot, you're going to see the red hole.
So as we saw this on the pole
then when I get behind the gun
Ooh! Wait. What the fuck?!
That was a suppressor on it! Yeah
Oh! Damn!
Wait, did he just shoot?
It's quiet in there.
That shit is quiet as hell!
Suppressors are cool bro.
He didn't even have that.
Like no recoil yeah!
Wait don't I have that? Wait don't have that?
Nah it's zero recoil.
Go Ray.
Turn me up Ray, tell me how. Your left hand is going to cradle right there.
So put this in your shoulder and then you
put your chin right here
You're gonna look through that glass
Put it on my side? You're what?
So your thumb anywhere's fine.
It's not gonna hurt you.
Okay so this is going to go into the block here. So right there.
So put your cheek with your cheek right there.
Now come on that elbow high.
So you're behind a gun now.
Can you see the dot?
Yeah.
Okay. So you're to try one shot first.
So take your finger on the little switch here.
So that's the trigger.
Go below the trigger because it's tight.
You're gonna pull it towards you like this.
So that's one.
OK, so this is single shot.
You're gonna press the trigger and one shot's gonna go.
Put the dot where you want to pull it together
when you're ready, press trigger.
Cool! Yes. That's a good one. You guys are going to have to do more of mine.
Alright, ready for reverse?
Yeah. So we're gonna toggle it to full.
So listen, I need you to lean forward a little bit
because while it doesn't have a lot of recoil
its going to keep pounding so you gotta
lean into the gun.
Not quite like P2's shit that was before, but just leave that shoulder where it is.
So don't let me un-push you backwards. Does that make sense?
I will.
And I'm right behind you to catch your move.
Is anybody ready?
I'm ready, brother.'t work. You gotta hold the trigger down hard.
Hold it down hard.
Hold it, hold it.
It's right!
Okay. to the press.
Man, fuck China, bro! Yeah you're cooked.
You can't go to Taiwan bro.
You can't go to China now.
Yeah! He got real smooth. Yeah.
You got real smoke, chat!
Now that just sounds good! Your posture matters. It's low key satisfying.
Is that how it sounds? The suppressor?
Yeah. So I brought
my suppressed 5-5-6. It's over in the other
back. Oh, that's hard. So I'll let y'all shoot that too. Say, I think Greg gonna be valid in the military?
I think he's valid based on what I see so far.
He good, Shaq?
Yes or no?
Yes and right?
In the war?
No.
Okay.
You're not going to say anything about it?
No.
Okay.
You're not going to say anything about it? No. Okay. He's good, chat? Yes or no? Cast a fight in the wall
They say you're cooked. No, no
You're cooked. Hell nah
I'm not sure
Bro, that's why we here bro.
I don't know but they ain't telling shit.
I don't know about between me and you
You nice man.
I don't think you're on the front line
But I think like
You good backup Yeah Like you you're a good backup.
Like you gonna be a good backup but we don't even have to think about that because
You can be good regardless cause you gon' go with some motherfucker and walk out valid
Like a motherfucker?
Real nigga, you know what I'm saying? Like a real nigga
Oh, can I'm saying? Like a real niggah.
Oh! Can I say that?
What?
Can you say that?
You?
Alright, I'm up for it.
Cause you told me...
Yeah, yeah, we were in the... Oh, alright.
So you're gonna shoot this one and then they got the MP5 right there? Gotchu!
I like the MP5. Hold like being beat up. Got you.
So, we hooked up on us.
So y'all ready?
Check!
3-W-O!
Alright so your arm is safe right now.
Go ahead and put that in the shoulder like any other rifle so the finger off trigger
until you're ready to shoot yeah cool so go ahead and get behind the gun so you can see
the dot oh this is a nice sight after neotech baby that's some good i'm gonna
go for the head all right so bring your finger down to
the dial over here okay peel it back one one
so you're on single shot yep all right when you're ready line it up
soon all right i'm going for the head.
One more? Yep.
Cool, so then it back one more for not the trigger, but the selector. Pull that down to A
Alright you're on full auto so you're going to hear the first one go off and get the trigger back
Alright you gotta pin the trigger back.
That's that good shit! That was a little tempo, bro! Woo!
Woo! That's called pen-paw, bro.
Come on, boss!
That's called a pen-paw.
You do pen-paw?
Yeah.
He'll do that, don't worry about it.
Damn!
Like damn!
That's so good bro, that was my first time shooting an automatic gun.
Oh yeah? And you started with a good one too.
So now your gonna shoot my favorite.
It lowkey fights back automatically like you gotta fight it back. Like damn! You felt that?
Are you right here?
So this is an MP5
You've seen this in every game known to man
This has been used by every military ever.
This is one of the best guns ever made,
in my opinion.
So safe?
Single?
Rock and roll.
Okay.
So E's single...
What's that F?
F is for what?
For E's for what?
Like individual? Something like that. What's that? F? F is for what? For E, it means for what?
Like individual?
Something like that.
Oh okay.
Wait!
Individuals start with an I.
Individuals start with a I?!
Yeah.
German is weird.
So the charging handle is up here right so you probably heard the HK slap, right? Yeah.
What happens is magazine goes in, clap that down and it charges the gun. Okay. Do it one more time!
So that locks out right there. Wooo! It's like that's my great shot. And your gonna do
that too. So on this one these are very easy to control. I'm going to do that too. So on this one, these are very easy
to control. I'm gonna shoot one target
to the left just show you what's going on.
Now it's charged and we're ready to go.
Guns gonna go on E for single
Come up see see the sights.
There's two.
Take it down to full.
Get a burst.
And you got three.
But the gun is full auto so if you hold on the trigger it'll keep running.
Damn! Yeah.
Say no more. Okay so you want to grip on the hand guard
I'm gonna go right here? Okay yeah
You wanna pull this into your shoulder and brace yourself back there a little bit
You can engage your abdomen more slightly
Alright so bring your thumb over here
sweep your safety down
It's on both sides
You need to shoot that bottle On them both sides. You can shoot that one.
Oh, on both sides?
Yeah.
There you go.
It's a full hold.
Go back up.
Yep, so take it out one for each.
Okay.
So we're looking through the hole here,
put the front sight in the box.
Front sight is in the box?
And when your ready fire a few shots.
Two only?
Yeah.
Oh this feels good! Oh my god it feels good like...
So now you're going to give it a burst
so just let go 1 2 3 and then let it go
So I hold? Hold
Yeah as long as you're holding the trigger
the gun's gonna keep shooting.
Gotchu! Get down get down!
Move or you'll roll! Goodbye!
Can I go more? Yeah!
Woooo!
You got it bro, you and me
Yeah
Wooo That was my favorite I've ever shot.
But there's no like,
there's nothing.
Look at him on the cloud.
Yep, that's it.
And so good news these are easy to load.
So, that's that box.
It's gonna feel good man.
That's like shooting a cloud!
That shit felt good!
I'm gonna join with you, Uwe. Alright, bye-bye.
So one of the things
I was thinking of... We like to do
recoil competitions here so
we each get 10 or 20 rounds in the gun And you have a fresh target
Whoever controls the recoil the best is the man
Okay, let's do that
I'm on that
Oh, you're on that?
I'm on that
I'm on that
You're on that
He's on that
He's on that
Oh yeah Can I see the bullets for now? How long have I been on that? He on that. He on that.
Oh yeah, can I see the bullets for those?
There's nine mil.
Same thing as your gun.
What is most common bullet used for guns?
Either 9 mil or 22. For like target shooting What do you use for guns? 9mm. 9mm?
Yeah, either a 9 or 22.
The.22 is for like target shooting little small things.
9mm's the most common for defense and everything else.
Fire.
Every military in the country, er, in the world uses you just not know. Fire! Ohhhh...
Fire!
This is fire Charlie, I ain't gonna lie this is W's
So we're on safe right now
Magazine's in the gun so go ahead and grab this with your right hand. So use
your left hand to slap that. There you go. Take a chamber and now you're ready to shoot.
Did it shoot? Yep! So we're going to shoot. Yeah, so
we're gonna be on the same target as Kai's time
So S is safe, rotate that down once per single
Perfect, so I'll do it one more time
So that's single shot.
Okay, so put a sock on your shoulder and lean forward for me.
Lean forward.
No, leave your feet where they're at.
. There you go. Right there. Oh, yeah!
I know right?
This whole mind-mill is pushing you around.
You gotta lean into the gun.
Hold the trigger because it's gonna keep running.
If you start losing control we'll let you get off the trigger.
Okay, okay.
So get behind the sights when your ready
and FUUCK!
Go ahead. I just want to do gam, bruh.
One more time.
Load em up.
Oh, this is fire.
So these are way easier? You just put the rounds on top and drop them?
Okay man.
Just gonna put them on- wait. How much? Okay, but...
How much? Be quick man. You want it?
Six 5 6
7
8
9 That's her paper too. 8, 9
10
11
12
13
14 13 14 15
How much did you pack in?
16 All of my 18 how much I'm not going to do it.
10 years, move 20 hands
I don't want to go home
The best friend is not calling this raguala Alright. I'll make some very short shots, let me see how well I know. Ah!
So, night guns with a night weapon? Yup.
Good. Snap back.
Wooo!
We good?
Yup.
So, get a grip on it.
It's on safe right now.
It's on safe?
Okay.
Alright.
Hold it right here.
Pushing it down to one?
Yep.
Oh. There you go. Here we go. Test it!
Watch out!
Nobody there got your back up!
I'm just here? Yeah, don't worry. Go for it. I got your back up, nigga! Watch out, bitch ass nigga! Woo!
Damn!
You're a fucking dick!
You're a fucking dick!
You're a fucking dick!
You're a fucking dick!
You're a fucking dick!
You're a fucking dick!
You're a fucking dick!
You're a fucking dick!
You're a fucking dick! You're a fucking dick! You're a fucking dick! I'm in that bitch with you, bro.
I ain't gonna leave you.
I'm going with you.
I got you, bruh.
Oh shit!
Damn! Ow! I got you, bro. Oh shit!
Damn! That's my favorite one, I ain't gonna lie.
That was good.
That shit is...
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
You're in a passion? Passion? I'm gonna lie, I shot you. There you go Patrick.
So if you head out the range and go all the way down that back hallway I'll take a right on the left canvas
Patrick's out there just ask him where it is he'll walk you down I'm shooting 7% of the field never shoot a good again.
Alright, buddy.
I gotta um...
Who's the big sniper?
I think it's called like an um...
Look, I got on my page.
Like a parrot?
I shot this right here.
Ah damn! Man you got 10 million Instagram shoots!
Ah damn, but I shot a 50 caliber and it's loud
like a BOOM the wind slapped me in my face It's like, it's loud. I go boom!
Boom! The wind slapped me in my face.
We got to suppress one of those too so we don't have the ammo points.
Damn that's crazy.
Chad what's a video title good to shoot?
To my people out there that go to range.
Yes sir we're going to visit Black Rambo, yes.
Oh you want me too?
You wanna shoot me?
Oh yeah.
Oh shit!
That's how it works.
Good luck here here, Rich.
My hands are tall.
4'9", 100 pounds, you see I can totally recall better than you can laugh.
Aw shit.
I don't know!
Oh snap it, snap that motherfucker.
Hit him.. Damn! I'm not moving. I'm not moving! Don't wanna move nothing!
Hey, don't fuck with them man!
Damn bro!
That's fire.
That's so fire.
That's actually fire chat.
It makes me so happy.
They saying Ws. That's fine, chat.
Alright so you got a shitload more ammo over here man
So at this point we can shoot pretty much whatever you want
If you wanna do the recoil competition
We could do that now
Or we can pop over there and go shoot some long guns.
I will do a recoil.
I'm going to show you how it goes one more time.
One more time, chat.
He wants a knife though. One more time, chat What's that? Oh right here So let me do it one more time bro
One more time
Chat
Double training y'all Let me put my phone away Check that.
Some new training, y'all. I'm gonna put my phone right here.
Dog!
Wait how am I?
Check all my thugs for that bro!
Check all my thug for that, bro! Shit, I'm not a thug
for that.
Is this my mag?
Wait is this one is this one?
Or this one?
This one.
I'm going to let Chris shoot after me.
Chris is going to shoot after me.
Check, Chris is going to shoot after me bro.
Alright. 90 years old? Check. Who's going to shoot after me, bro? Yeah.
I know five.
I'm going to do five, check.
I'm going to do five, chat. I'm gonna do five right?
Hold on get my aura up
Oh right here? Yeah, I got you ready.
Give me some fire pan, Chris.
There you go.
That's all I send to the ladies, wow!
Yeah boy!
I wanna see Chris shoot.
Alright, Chris you shoot.
Imma hold it, let me hold it.
You want to shoot my gun? you want to shoot the automatic?
I'll shoot the P90.
Oh, shit!
How are we going to get the whole, like, three of them.
Because I know how it is, I run a camera here all day.
Damn chat!
Camera rain car! Chat let me know if I'm a W or L camera. Chad, Cameron and Kyle.
Chad let me know if I'm a W or L cameraman alright?
Hold on, lemme get in my bag real quick.
Get that support hand in the gun high and tight.
So you want this to come up just a bit, get the support hands high on
your guy's little billy. So pressure here right? And make sure you have that pressure
in front of the grip. This arm is slightly relaxed.
Oops we should have chopped right back for it.
Good. Back to your all set.
Put the dot where you want the bolt to go and then
press the trigger and then press.
Touch, press, back.. Touch.
Breathe in and out. Hold my goodness. I'm gonna call it. Woooooooo! Damn, bruh!
Yeah!
Bring my camera in that smoke, bruh!
Yeah, Chuck!
So if we're going to do the recoil control
what were gonna do is this
We are going to come up
1...2...3 Oh. It will be one, two about three yards
Yeah! Right here
Like right here?
Yeah with the machine gun. Oh shit!
So we're going to mark these out and they are right there
so the way this works
is once the guns start running
you got to control the gun, right?
So you want all your hits to be inside the box.
Yeah.
And the loser is the one who's got more
hits outside of the box.
Okay bet.
Alright!
Oh shit, cut it here.
That nigga pretty love guns bruh.
Yeah where the fuck is Ray?
Nigga, right right in the ring
Which one you wanna take? You gonna shoot the MP5 or P9?
Uh...I want to do MP5. I ain't gonna lie
I'm doing MP5.
Kuddy don't let me be on camera bro.
You know what you're gonna do? It's more like if you know, you know.
We can't even go to China now bro! Can we go to China for the summer?
Me and Ray's gonna go to China for the summer but, now we definitely can't, bruh.
Who's gonna go? Chat should we still go?
Chat should we still go?
I mean if you're going to be good right chat.
No!
Ray's scared.
Ray scary ass is scared of the angry cat.
He's in yet.
Ray!
Yo, scary ass, hey!
He's scared.
You taking a shit?
I'm gonna take a shit.
You guys here? Oh shit.
Make sure you have the glasses too, Ray.
You threw it away? He left your glasses in the bathroom?
Yeah, he's definitely scared.
Yeah yeah, he's scare-trak.
Nah, he'll do it.
Do you have more glasses?
Will you flush your glasses?
There should be more on the front counter.
Oh my gosh bruh, oh my gosh, bruh. Oh my gosh, bruh. You want to go first?
Yeah! Here we go. Oh yeah, here we
go.
You're on the black line right here. Ben!
Right here?
Oh yeah
So, go ahead and take a straight pull on them.
Pull out of the box?
Yep.
So your goal is to keep them all inside that box.
Ben it's in the mower! When you're ready.
Let's go!
What's that?
Three outside? One more fucking three other than that? Three outside
One more fucking three under the net Chest shot, chest shot, chest shot
That's pretty good
Come on now boy!
So I got what outside 3
you're free now 1 2
3 back to the mark
I bet should we mark my name
like case that to it?
I'm gonna do on this one, I bet.
Let's go Bray!
That shit stinky bro, it stinks!
What did you eat though?
I'm good right now
So what we're doing is that you stand right in front of that target like he just did and
you're going to play all 30 rounds on a burst.
Yeah.
You can burst if you need to so when you start losing control get off the trigger
I bet.
Wait whose one is this?
That's mine.
Wait why does it look so much smoother than mine?
Is that a Samsung?
It looks way smoother bro!
Are you on iPhone?
Yeah.
We have five Samsung. Yo, look how smooth the chat is on hers compared to mine.
That's actually insane bruh.
I didn't even get like a chat phone.
Like literally a phone solely for chat.
You do?
Oh shit.
That's crazy, bruh.
I bet. So you're doing a lot more IRL stuff right? Yeah so
for the summer time I just want to do like a whole bunch of IRL stuff but
it just depends.
Like I have a lot of desktop shit that I wanna do
but this is for the go-for
and someone wants to just do
a whole bunch of outside stuff.
Yeah, it's fine though.
Oh, that's tough.
We can get you out to 900 yards or 1000 yards.
Oh, that's tough. I bet. Say no more. Yeah!
I'm supposed to be visiting Black Rambo. He got crazy shit for me.
But, bet say no more!
Say no more chat!
I said no more
Oh shit!
Oh yeah.
Smack, yeah!
Alright so get behind your guy and make sure you loop to the side.
Yo wait, hold on.
Why do you keep sticking yo ass out?
Is it not supposed do with that?
No. I want you to use the back straight
and then lean forward
just a little bit
Feet wide
Okay, coming through I think that's the opposite. So, a few more wire cuts. Hey, so then it's looking on your shoulder.
Stop. Put your chin in right there.
I'm with your cheek right here
to look at the sights.
Lean forward for me, so put your head on the side.
See through the sight?
Remember if you start losing control Oh,.
Hold on. Let's see what we got!
One two three four five six out.
Six out Ray? You missed six.
I'm the winner bro. See what that means right? I say you can survive
Benjamin, I don't
I said you can survive Benjamin
Ah shit! It's your first time though
Yeah you're right
It was your first shooting bro, bro. You good, bro. You did a good job controlling him for real last night.
He's cooked.
He's cooked.
You did a good job, bro.
Good job, bro.
Hey, you hit it, bro?
Good job.
He's finished.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
So let's do this. Let's go shoot some rifles and then we'll come back
with a pistol on those two teams around the house. Alright, best of the more.
Oh! I've got the magazine. Have the best of them all.
Oh wee, oh wee Oh wee
Yeah hell yeah
So we got shoot a... We got to shoot rifles.
What's the rifle?
Oh shit.
Check the rifles. Shatter top check the rifles.
It's time for the rifles!
Okay so both of these are shooting 5.56
So 5.56 2-2-3 that's the most common rifle cartridge That's what Lil RT be talking about he'll be like
5.56 no shit no shit 5.56
So, that's 5.56
This is a 5.56 right here
But Lil RT seen about this!
Okay.
Wait, is this a stylus?
No.
You think it's a stylus?
We do guys, buddy. So what we got,
this one's like a traditional AR-15
except it has an M16
lower on it but this one is also
in machine gun so this ones going to run
like you expected too. This one single only, but it has a really nice trigger in it so you can shoot it really good fast.
Yeah.
This one's my personal, so this has suppressor on it.
This one's a Brownells VR It's based on the AR-18
so like the ACR and the SCAR
all those other types of gas piston guns
are actually developed based on this gas system
So this is cool. This is my favorite
long gun I own. So what we'll do is this,
the position you shoot from
will be exactly same
so as the gun comes up
put a stop on your shoulder
grip like this and notice how the finger stays off just
like the other guns.
Yeah!
So, your thumb is gonna work in safety.
And you can grab on the handguard anywhere, just don't go in front of the handguard because
this is going to get hot as fuck.
40-star shooting, right? Say less! So this is flashlight pad so if you want a light on
the gun you can do that but they need it for this. Say less! So we're just gonna grip on the gun
when you get up at your shoulder and you are going to put your cheek and
chin on the stock so just like before
you look through a glass and see
the reticle inside of glasses. Same thing with this
So make sure that this is
on Okay So, make sure this is on.
Okay.
So, let me test this one real quick to make sure it cycles the motor from there. Got you!
Go drive and put your ears on.
Chad, put your headphones on.
Alright, good?
Fuck you! oh And that ring stop. Alright, so as long as it's like...
Sometimes there is a little temperamental.
Oh shit!
That's fire. This is loud?
Oh shit.
So go ahead and pick it up, hold that to your shoulders like that finger stays on high
enough here right you're going to tuck that into your shoulder part yeah right dog so left hand is
in the, uh, nevermind. He's laughing right now.
Look at his thug.
It's just a thug.
He is just some little thug.
Look at this Taiwanese Big thug. Put it in, put it in. Look at this Taiwanese fucking thug.
So now right hand, we turn here
grab a charging handle
pull out to the rear and lock down.
Right arm, so bring your and lean forward for me. From safety off.
Good, so look through can you see the dot?
Alright put the dot right on the bolt together so you can go to trigger.
And gate 2.
Damn!
This bitch is hot!
What's hot? You feel something hot?
It gets a little warm. Let's do it again. What's hot? You feel something hot?
It gets a little warm.
This shit heavy, either or not.
Heavy bro. It's heavy? Heavy bro.
Like...
It's too strong bro!
I mean yeah...
I think I'm holding pizza in the kitchen.
Alright, that's a big one.
I got my beer.
You have your night drink?
Yup.
We heard that was quiet.
Easy. I heard that was quiet. What are you doing there?
So, I'm adjusting the gas this time,
because it didn't want to run for him.
So I'm trying to figure out where I put my tool.
Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
Yo, Henry!
Uh?
In the top house, right back up there
and uh... Slaaah! Right back up there.
We'll do this one. What's the downside?
Ding ding ding! ding, ding, ding, ding.
You want my phone?
Daddy's a chat stripper isn't he?
Yeah I don't mind it. How so?
Alright, so put the...
The chat gonna RIS you?!
So lean in with your gun. Put your cheek right here.
I'm gonna help you.
Don't let your chin lie on there.
Right about that neck. there YO! What's up?
That just hit the fuck in my ears, bro!
God damn it! It's completely different. What the fuck?
That's loud.
This is louder?
With that short barrel yeah.
Let me try this one. Yeah, they shoot the fireball too.
Okay.
It's really cool so you got.
So you can adjust the length of pull right here
if you need to.
Okay. You should be good though.
See it?
Alright, that's what I'm saying.
Is this loaded? Yeah. safe it's loaded yeah uh here's a quick chris do me a favor take one step that way
be good Single shot. Whoooo! I'm going to go in there. Wait, wait, what is it?
Like, pass the shit like
No, no, like
Right?
No, like
We actually have a crane. Who me?
Us. Oh yeah everybody
in this Rifles are easy.
Ain't that bitch?
Rifles are easy. That's why we started with the pistol because I think...
Oh yeah!
You got a lot more accurate.
How do you feel about new scene like now?
I'm used to it.
Used to it?
I mean, I feel mad good. I ain't to it. You're used to it? I'm used to it.
I feel mad good, I ain't gonna lie.
Morning, loud as fuck.
Oh, shit!
So just give me a second. Damn! Yep.
Damn! I can see like fire too!
So that's gonna control just like the AR does
so if you're ready, speed safety down.
And go?
Yeah, we've got light triggers so be ready.
Die! They can die! I'm not gonna let you get away with this. Come on now, boy! Yes sir. Your turn.
Your turn.
Stay there motherfucker!
Damn that shit fire.
Yo wait let's stay here.
Let's go right. That's good right?
That is correct.
So for the machine gun you're going to do five rounds only.
Okay cool. Cool.
That one does take a little more control.
We'll start with five and y'all knock it out. Yeah, yeah. Say less. So, if I grab the machine gun it's gonna go pretty quick.
Say less.
Oh that's a machine gun?
That one has no machine gun? That's a machine gun. Right?
Whoa! Like who survived
in that, bro?!
Wait so... Because it wants to go. So that's why we need five. Wait, so you hold it still or is there one in its own?
You hold it down.
Okay, bet.
Sheesh!
Sheesh!
Oh my gosh, bro.
Show me some Ray.
Show me some of that, Ray. Show me some of that, Ray J.
So if I'm the guy you're looking for
just hang down?
I'll stand right here to help you.
You can take're down and come around
Fuck!
Oh Oh, that automatic. Fuck that bro! Automatic
I'm gonna go for the head
I'm gonna go for the head
Backflip Back front. Right here? Yep, so take your safety down, get it down and push forward
And this is not the uh rule number, the safety level
So swing that forward, now you're hot Like this? Not the lever, the safety lever.
So swing that forward
Now you're high
I'll go up in a head
Clear!
I missed!
I missed every shot
Fuck You got one in the neck and then it climbed up.
Oh yeah, I had one on my neck shot.
I have one in the neck. Head, still good.
That's why you lean back so much right? Oh my head is right here. So, like you're standing straight for me.
On my head he's right here.
Push it.
Alright?
So lean into me like you don't want me to push you.
That's better.
Take a step forward with that foot.
Good. Hold that right there.
Now hold your arms up and hold something
here alright? So when this comes back
lean into me
lean into the arm
don't let me push you don't let him get in your way Hold me, hold me. Hold me. Hold me.
Hold me.
Hold me.
Hold me.
Hold me.
Hold me.
Hold me.
Hold me.
Hold me.
Hold me.
Hold me.
Hold me. Hold me. Hold me. and hold it.
Yeah! That's why you shoot the guy pulling
and its kind of bullying you around
because your body weight behind me.
Oh, I got it, I got it.
Chris was like, push it forward!
Yeah, that makes sense.
He's cooked.
Yeah, Wayne Ray is cooked.
You're gonna pass bro.
Like...
All right we've got five more so we're gonna go to front of the table.
What did you just say?
Yeah come on in front. You go first.
So lean under other way.
Let that hang.
Push it forward now.
Alright so keep your dog dog inside the box.
Okay?
So it goes like hey!
So you ready for this?
Hold that unusual when your ready to go for it.
Oooooohhhh I'm ready to go for it. God damn!
I missed the cue, bro.
Sheesh!
It's a little bit better though. A little bit better.
Yeah, I'll be better.
Little bit better.
Little-little-little bit better.
You're doing good. I can see you out there going crazy.
I think I'm safe.
You might be safe!
I may have missed some break, but I'm good because...
Now that you've made it in in You're a lot more confident
Yeah so you gonna be good
He's good
I don't think anybody should draft him
I think he should be good because
Come on bro he is an innocent kid. Just let him stream because I ain't gonna lie, he cannot go in the battlefield at all bro. I'm just kidding.
I can put in more? Why not? Like, like more than
we just shot? Yeah. Oh shit!
So that's the other thing so
if you've noticed right when I stand behind y'all
I'm not going to put my body on the shoulder or my hands on the shoulder so if a gun comes up
you can catch it.
Yeah there ya go. There you go. Yes Ray push it in. Yeah there you go. There we go, push, push. Yeah!
There you go Ray.
There you go.
See now you want to go in the middle so he already knows it.
So let's start with this one.
Okay.
It's a little bit lighter in feature panel.
Can I put the mag in? Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Alright, here everyone get ready.
So you're gonna hold up and then there you go.
And if you press your thumb down you'll flash light.
Alright, so put this in the shoulder. so Oh, it's hot.
Damn!
Do you feel the heat?
Yeah.
Let's do it, which one? 31.
You only got two in there now.
All right, load it? Yes.
So you try to lay down like that and you got it.
That's the key!
They make little devices that makes it easier to do.
Starry
You just said Chris Jackson
Starry
Chris, want you?
Starry Oh please Slide it in.
Oh, wait.
Slide it in.
Slide it in.
We're going to do something a little fun for Todd.
Slide it, wait.
You good? Yeah you good.
Slide it in.
Alright so go ahead and grab that guy
and then go in front of the table
So you're gonna get far left
harder right here, just stay in like right
Right here?
So what you're going to do is this, right?
First you've got to charge it so take your right hand and grab this
pull back and let go.
Good.
Now you're looking.
Which of my left hands go?
You're gonna grab tight on the
hand guard just like that.
Alright here's what we gotta do right?
I have a shot timer this is my favorite tool for learning
but it sounds like this
When you hear the beat I want you to to bring that up and put six rounds in
your chest. Woo! So six rounds in the chest.
Remember when you bring it up, you've got to hit safety off too.
That's all happening at the same time.
Safety is on right now, I'm gonna put it up
to take safety off.
Are you ready?
Stand by.
Ah! I got it. My leaning gotta be better. I got you. If you're on the calendar, excited though.
So here's a cool thing about the data.
It took you like 10 minutes to get this one right and then you have to go back and forth
again and do that over and over again.
You can't just sit there and wait for it to come out.
You need to know what your target is.
And if you don't know how far you want to go, you'll never know where you are going
to land.
So you've got to keep an eye on those targets.
You've got to make sure they're not too close to you or else you won't land.
You've got to be able to see them in front of you. You've got to be able to tell them when they're coming at you. You've got to be able to tell them when you're excited though. So, here is the cool thing about the data
so it took you
1.3 seconds to fire the first shot
and then you were
47 split
.47 in a second And then you started getting better,
17...and this thing's loud,
so it picks up doubles. I'm doing math here.
So that's 11 plus 14 is 25
11-11, 22. You're about about.2 of a second between every shot.
Damn!
Okay okay.
Yeah your turn, it's our turn.
Mumba you gotta take it off safety man
while as we go up.
Uh, can you put six in there? Yep. How'd you go up?
Holy shit, chat.
Chris you wanna do this? Chris say you don't want to see the chat.
Oh yeah, thanks.
Yeah, whatever you're doing, sorry.
All right, Ray.
Let's go, Ray!
Let's go, Ray!
And right hand, come over here. yeah So it's going to be safe. Oh,.
So if I got on, that's safe and all.
But it depends how you want to do this.
One thing is maybe right sit-off.
And so when the timer goes off, you're
gonna bring them up, take them off, and they're gonna park six times each other. So, yeah. So this is a real chip. This is a really common test. We do this with pistols and we do this with everything.
So, we'll do this for pistols too when we get back with everything. So, we'll do this with business too when you get there at this time.
Alright? So the way this works I'm going to ask you all your questions.
Okay if you have any questions in Ray! Lock in! Oh, shit..
I'm gonna sing! So y'all are about the same. Oh, we're the same?
We got a same build bro!
He reacted a little sooner
Okay
I'm gonna do it again. Let me do that one more time.
So let me enhance this real quick.
Alright.
Same thing right? my side cut back
yes so your luggage are ready to go this it's already loaded yourself all be good and Carson. Ready?
Clear!
Stand by.
There you go, 216.
You guys are the winner.
Woo! Woo!oo!
Wooooo!
Let's go Jack!
That was good shit.
No, that felt good!
I think it did. I don't know. No, that felt good!
Sure? You want to try it? Show me something bro. Alright.
Up, up, up! Ready? I'll pop a fire check. Are you ready?
It was so like
Send the Chapman!
Send the top man! I'm the top man! Damn!
That was a 91 to start.
So, 18 split
11-15
How about you do it? Yeah let wanna see you do it faster shit.
Yeah let me see you do it.
Do you mind?
Yeah go ahead bro.
Let me see you do it bro!
Dude that's good as hell. Damn!
This is fun.
This is W running hard!
I'm having mad fun right now.
Got six?
Yup.
Okay, got it? Yup. Yep. Alright, ready?
Say goodbye!
Oh fuck!
Hey! What the fuck? God damn!
They're going 5-9, 11-12. can't meditate these houses bro five nine five nine eleven split nineteen oh my gosh so that's
insane we want to throw a look at the math so uh 59 redaction. 11 split, 12, 15 and 11 splits.
Let me tell you one more time that just motivated me!
You got to switch your finger man, you shoot faster I know you can.
The other thing is all the hits with a counter-port. That So the other thing is all of the hits are accounted for, that's a cool thing.
I play a lot of like Call Of Duty so...
Yeah, so if you imagine your playing Call Of Duty with like the FAL or something like
that right?
Ah yeah.
Single shot rifle, gotta run that shit.
Yeah yeah.
That's how you're gonna run it.
Gotchu.
So we got a mag coming up.
Lung me up.
Good so...
It started to get a little warm so
all right uh Stand by.
175!
Feels good! I love it you want to grab that just second I'm gonna go back to my mom tell my dad.
Do we got like a RPG?
Nah.
There is a 40mm grenade launcher, but...
We can use it? Ah! Damnit, crazy.
Wait let me see you on RPG. Go!
RPG?
That was good.
It's on the front.
Sounds good. I ain't gonna lie. You body passed.
Grab her. Sounds good, I ain't gonna lie. You body dashed it. Awesome, you guys. All right, one step forward.
All right, do fire six.
Tottenham away. I'm going to break it up into five steps.
Are you ready?
Go!
Stand by.
You have potential for big time, so you're gonna take care of that. Oh my god, this thing is good.
Oh my gosh man
How much do you need it, bud? Uh...
We'll keep it at 60.
Yeah, we'll do 60.
So we gotta play with this now.
Ba da ba ba baa! Oh, we're gonna have to make a McDonald's in the night on campus. You say what?
We're going to have to make a McDonald's one.
Right now?
McDonald's.
Why not?
We need to pay the cost.
We need to pay the cost, you see.
Right now.
I don't know what to do sir.
What?
I got a loan outside.
Outside?
Yeah, I got a loan and I'm going to go inside. Yeah, I don't know if I went to work or not
but I didn't leave
But I don't even know where somebody came to see me
But you gotta be able to see something
You can't do it in China. Sometimes we fight because of the guy with the coat.
No but you have to go outside because you don't want to...
Shit!
No because he's shy.
Oh shit, I'll take the fuck out of them.
Oh!
But here's what we do.
I will teach you how to beat your brother up anytime.
Yeah, but I'm gonna put my three on bars.
On one side or one side?
Yeah, yeah.
One thing is over, I'm gonna put my three on bars. Okay, but I'm gonna go run an upside car. What's that? Yeah, one thing she offered me
I'll put my finger in your mouth
Okay but I'm't even fucking give a shit about it. Because I can't be going outside and watching that.
Mmmmmmmm...
I'm eating some pussy too man.
You want to eat some ass?
No, I'm not eating any ass. Alright, no I'm not eating ass. Nah, AJ eat ass.
Alright, that's like AJ eat ass.
That's like ooooh!
Not like...
AJ eat Duke Ass.
I swear man.
What? I'm sure it's...
So, kind of keeping the same vein right so y'all like the time or
shit so we're going to keep the time shift on yeah so what we're gonna do here real simple
court course fire six rounds so you're gonna stand here Here's what's happening on the left.
So, with a gun loaded and everything low
you're gonna come up here at 2 in the middle
2 left, 2 right
Oh! Oh!
Boom boom boom
Wait till back to right 3 v 1 Boom boom boom
3 v 1 Yeah What? Boom, boom, boom.
Yeah!
It's gonna go too high. A single two-hunt.
Alright, same thing?
Am I good all around the room?
Yep so you're loaded and ready to shoot.
You're going to come up with a gun on fire
Two in the center, two left and two right.
I'm high dropping on fire.
So this goes down?
I'll just drop it.
Alright, 2 on each. Ready? Stand by!
Gun's empty, go ahead and put it on save.
Cool, hold that right there, 324 is the time
3-2-4 is the time to beat
What do you think Shaq?
Let's let him up Yeah, I know he's my friend. He's got a game all free. It's not a look! That was my first time!
Let me do it again!
Alright, Red come on up.
Come on Ray 3v1 you You're on that battlefield, Ray.
You're on that battlefield, Ray!
3v1!
Talk to me.
He's so close now.
He's so close. You. He's so close.
You got this, Ray!
He's finished.
... and they are seeing through the sky, through terror.
Are you ready? Stand by.
40-48 Okay. Hi, bro!
Hi, bro!
Okay? Good luck! Okay! You're gonna be a lot of fun.
Yeah!
Oh shit
You might not know not have that problem.
Alright, get ready! Say bye-bye!
Goddamn!
Ain't nobody
one up on him, bruh.
Just give me one night.
You want to do it again?
Yeah, I'll go again.
I feel like you're more efficient.
So that's where we start playing with what is the most efficient plan here.
So you can go any way you want now, so you don't have to go middle left right
You can shoot them whatever order you want, it's totally your call
I'm doing that, come on
Back to back I'm doing that, come on. So neck is in and then press down.
Alright Ray, I got you okay?
I got you bro., Ray? I got you, bro.
Two on each.
All right.
Stand by... Let me see. It's back.
There might be a delay, hold on.
Oh we're back! We're back, we're back, we're back, we're back.
Alright, so let's bounce over to Pesco one more time
and do the same kind of stuff.
Alright, come on.
So you think you ready for military?
Wait what? You think you ready for the military? wait what? you think you ready for the military or nah?
nah
see he fucked
fuck
he's fucked, chat. He's fucked.
Don't worry bro.
You're gonna be good.
I don't know you can um...
I don't know you can um...
So, if we just stand here and get set up for us.
Yeah we can take the ears off her wig.
All guns are bolted.
Alright so I'm going down right now just don't touch a gun on the table.
Okay.
. I'll let you get out of the way. Bet! In a couple seconds? Okay.
You ready to have fun?
Yeah, how are ya?
Want something?
I don't know man.
Pull us up.
Get upstairs and we'll go around it.
Okay.
That's how we're gonna be in New York, okay?
Just like that. We'll be playing the block every day in New York, okay?
Yes sir
I'm in the Bronx
Alright
Scoping the scenery out
Pull up, pull up Keep safe yeah Let's go. I don't know. so Plus 10.
Plus $10,000 bro. Easy!
Easy! Plus 10, easy.
Yep plus 10 yep.
Plus 10 yep.
Lee!
Cutter!
Lee! Cutter! Lee! Kaza?
Lee!
Kaza?!
That is gonna be so beautiful, bro.
Oh man, chat Oh man, boy
Wait, chat
Are we allowed to go hunting
And like
Like get fish
And hook it on a shrimp?
Are we allowed to do that?
Honestly, you guys.
In here?
Nah nah nah nah.
Now we-
Yo are we allowed to do that?
That hunt?
We need you like fishing, camping.
I'm doing a whole bunch of...
I'm going with Black Rambo
What's that? Uncle Rambo
Who? He got everything. He got flamethrowers
he got RPGs, he got everything
Nah we need to go camping fishing with bitches?
I want you to know this right now bro
All the time in life we need bitches bro
Sometimes it's just fun doing things with girls.
Sometimes it's really gross.
I don't know what
they do to me, bro.
Lately,
I've been focusing
on myself
and not doing
anything with any
girls because
girls become
distractions sometimes
so sometimes
you don't even
need that in your life.
And I just be able to notice
like you can do a lot of things without the girls.
Every time you add the girls it's just pain
because they're horny.
So sometimes you gotta understand
that right now we need some bitches.
Come on bro! I'm not saying anything right now bro!
Is there any nice single girl? 18 plus?
18 plus... For me 18 plus, 18 plus? 18 plus.
For me, 18 plus.
Why you askin' me that?
No no I'm talking about champs
18 Plus!
If you're single hit me up
If you go to one plus and you're single... If you got the one pass, you're single?
18 plus, single
And you Asian with a fat butt
And you look good
And you look good, hit him up
That's it And you look good? Hit em up. I really believe that you're gonna get an American girlfriend bro, she's gonna cook it for you.
What do you wanna eat? Here Ray, oh yeah Ray, here give me some food Ray.
After you eat let me come see ya. Oh yeah Ray, here, you need some food, right? Oh, Ray I can eat.
Let me come set your date up.
Ready for the stage break?
Yes!
Alright, come on.
So one of the things we do a lot here is competition and competition is super fun right?
Yup!
So what you're going to do, okay, you're gonna stand one step back from this crack so see how it says no shooting?
So don't shoot this guy.
You're shooting this guy.
So don't shoot him!
Oh that's the police and they say hostage.
No wait what?
They don't want to shoot.
This is the hostages, don't shoot to shoot. No, this is the hostage. Don't shoot him.
If I did, if I did.
No.
And he's like, I'm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a hostage.
OK, look, it's the robber and it's the hostage.
Oh!
Yeah, so this guy, he be the bad guy bro.'s trying to kill him. So here's how this works right?
Oh. So, we're gonna get it right there?
It's a tight shot.
Yeah!
From here you're not going to move your feet but you're're gonna take the gun from compress ready so you're right here
You're gonna extend the gun out
Put two in this guy and then two on his buddies
So 2-2-2
Can he lean? Like can he go...
I mean you don't really need to because
I mean, you're gonna stand right here
So if you use both arms
We're shooting pistols now
As you extend the gun
I'm going to use my gun. Yep!
Rest in peace hostage, Oh my god, bro
We didn't even start yet bro!
Let me rest in peace bro, we're not going to shoot that hostage
You see the light in this now? Come on, right Lee?
Yeah, cut it up. Come on Lee
Lock in. Just, just be clear right
If you shoot through this guy
Like through the hostage
It'll still hit the bad guy
So play that how you will
Right so what we're gonna do is
We're going to look at the raw time
So the total time.
Let's say it takes Tri 3 seconds flat to shoot the whole thing.
If you shoot this, it's plus 10 seconds of your time.
I'm not going to be shooting.
If you hit the alpha rectangle There's zero points at it or
zero times at it. If you hit the Charlie
it's one second. Delta is three seconds.
And same all the way through so we're going to look
at the entire thing and we're just going to do a long time.
It's easier to score that right.
I'm not going to shoot you, okay?
Don't worry.
You're safe with me, alright?
I want to make sure my partner Lee...
Why are you kissing him?
My partner Lee is not not gonna shoot you neither. I got you, okay?
You're dead and you're done
And you're done
You are me
No matter of fact
Do I like this.
Who had a crush on the most?
What girl you want the most?
What girl do you want the most?
Oh! Madison Bear. Oh, Madison Bear.
She's Madison Bear.
No, we don't wanna shoot K-Son
She's like Ray come save me, Ray!
Ray come save me!
Protect her.
This is random people, random, random.
You got this.
Go Ray!
Who should be mine?
Ah that's um...
This is uh... Who should be mine? Every time I see a face of me, I think of Face Off. This is who should be mine.
Ty Ty.
Whatever you want.
Ty Ty Whatever you want. Fuck it! Ok, so we just moved the whole fire in line forward
So one person is going to be a shooter
So your gonna pick the gun up and load the gun here
And then we'll go down range And we will get set up for it This is gonna be the shooter. So you're going to pick the gun up, and load it here
and then we'll go down range
Got you
And we'll get set up for it
I'll go
We're gonna use a timer just like before
Okay
So that's how we keep track
I'mma save her
Don't worry y'all
I'mma save her
I'mma save her chat Don't worry I'all, I'm a saver. I'm a saver chat don't worry.
I'm a saver bro, I'm a saver bro, don't worry.
They think they gonna take my bitch.
Watch this I got you don't take my bitch. Are you crazy? Watch this!
I got you, don't worry babe!
What?
I saw it's tied up.
I saw it's tied up.
Here we go.
Oh, okay, Matt, take one.
So you want to shoot your gun?
Yeah I'll shoot mine.
Okay so get your magazine and put six rounds in your gun.
And press any jewelry J over here.
Right here? Yeah, straight.
One...
Two...
Don't worry I'm coming!
Look at that right now, four?
Yeah you have at least four.
Ah... Alright, put one more should be fine. It's okay, keep that person waiting patiently for you to load your gun.
He's looking down, he's looking down.
We're going to take that down before we load it?
Okay, let's take it down.
I'm coming!
Stay right there!
Stay right there!
Right there on your own spot.
Loading bay ready so put it back in the gun.
All right.
Good.
All right, so grips on the gun, load them ready.
Wait a minute.
Can I do some role play real quick?
Yeah.
I bet.
When I say don't worry then you go alright? Okay
What do you normally say first?
Shooter ready
Yeah
Stand by
Yeah so as soon as I say don't worry shoot already and there you go.
Listen...
Good call!
I bet.
Alright. I got you, don't worry
I know, I know, I know!
Listen to me, I don't know how you're in this situation right now
I don't know what the fuck Lee was doing when we were going outside and shit
But these people gonna come into your house
And think they gonna take you? They not gonna take you
Aye! Let her go! I'm telling you right now. Let her go
or it will get wicked. I don't want
to take it there. Let her go!
She's good! She's good! One.
Get in there, get in there,
get it out of the way.
Pull that right there and you're good.
Okay so a 248
raw time. So we've got a mic which is a missed on
target there's no second hold here. So a mic is plus 5
Plus five seconds
two rounds each
So plus 5
plus 5 more is 10
13 16 Number's 10, 13, 16. So plus 15 seconds would be 18.
She good though!
Yeah she good baby I told you I was gonna save you right babe.
I told ya, I told ya. I said your sexy ass right?
See why do I kiss my bitch?
That's not Madison Bear yet.
It's not Madison Bear.
Okay but why do you have to lick her?
Alright man. Is that medicine bad? I think it's good. Okay, but why you gotta lift her up? I'm gonna keep her.
You're not going to be here for a second now?
Alright man.
Alright so the high time was 1848.
Yes.
The short raw time is 248.
So that's not a bad raw time.
What's gonna hurt you though is the point so
You have a chance here.
If you get better points than him you can go slow
What gun do you want to shoot? you can go slow hey Do not kill her, Ray
Also I just watch her, don't see any turn around. Also, if you're doing this on your own,
keep your fingers off the trigger, guys.
Oh okay, got it.
The chat, did you use chat?
So go to the reds now.
Stop them! Stop him please!
You need to roll the way out of here.
That'll take all your strength. okay Oh, yeah.
Are you ready?
Yes! 5-0-6
You missed one
So you got? Was he fucking dead.
Top one is me. Yeah. That's five.
And then...
Did he miss anybody else?
Oh!
Fuck.
I bring
5 points to you.
Damn, Ray.
You cunt!
50-06.
Oh, no thanks I got that.
Alright, I think you destroyed them.
50-06 and 18-48
Damn bro
At least we didn't shoot her
That's it! The office is clean. The office is clean!
Now I'm gonna be able to get up here and
put in their legs
No guys on target
Oh there he goes again? Yeah You definitely shot their legs. They had legs. I don't care.
Oh, here we go?
Yeah.
Do you want to change it up or are you going
through the same scenario?
No, I'll see you guys do it.
Yeah, you guys do it.
Okay.
I want to see y'all do it.
All right.
Man, I'll do it from the draw. So I want to see them do a chat.
Oh shit.
You know you came up on this nigga bro.
You went up on us and got mess. You really want to stay cooked?
We're cooked, we're cooked.
That's the second last of two point out.
Oh yeah.
Are you taking out the holster?
Yeah.
He's doing it from the draw.
What he's gonna have to do is pull his shirt up,
draw his gun and then put two shots in each...
Oh shit!
Shooter ready?
Staying alive
Nahhhhh It's at 245 NOOOOOO!!!
So I have 245, I am 6 down
clean-clean so that will be
Damn!
Headshot and two clean chest shots bro.
Done, bro like literally done.
Damn bro!
Not W's Oh my gosh bro
Alright take two
Oh my gosh, Seth.
W!
Damn, bro.
Sheesh! Sheesh!
Sorry, the new security.
Security guard.
Ah, no security is crazy chat.
You body somebody, no cat. it. Alright, so stage two
we're doing my favorite exercise called the Dill Drum.
So from same position at the line here
you're going to have your guys in front of you so on the beat
you're gonna power off and find six rounds in the alpha.
So six rounds in the alpha is faster than two.
Okay.
Six rounds in the upper?
Six rounds in the alpha.
And the alpha has again...
So 2-2,2?
2,2,2 still?
Oh 1 I bet.
Oh it's emptied on him!
Wait so
Yeah So... It's like this. What do you do for 5-6? Yeah.
What do you do for 5-6?
No, what do people for 6?
Yeah, one person.
One person.
He went up in your front yard.
What are you doing?
He went up in your front, y'all. What you doing? So that's the 18th... He went up in your foot, what you doing?
What?
He went up in your foot, y'all. What you doing?
You know what?
What you doing?
Exactly!
Exactly!
Exactly! Exactly. Exactly.
Alright, so we're gonna do what you got. Which one you want to shoot?
You want your gun?
Yeah I'm going to shoot mine again.
Okay. Number two bro. I gotta get used to it. How much you want? Is it your gun? Yeah, how much do you want?
It's a good one.
I'm going to get used to it.
You wanna go first?
You trying to go first?
Which gun do you want?
Which is the best? Which one's the best?
That's a loaded question. I love HK.
Oh, I'll go for that.
Okay.
Alright this one is loaded and ready to go. You ready to go?
Go man!
Let me see some Ray.
Ray!
Finish!
Fry him!
Fry him Ray!
Fry him! Fry them Ray, fry them! Oh Oh, I'm in. Yeah.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
Let's go Ray!
Ray is cooked. No, what?! Raise coat?
Well what!
Pre-legging chest.
6 pounds on 5, maybe he is hitting it. so six rounds So you're going to come down here and aim the gun, and stick around on that one.
SOME PUNCH!
Are you ready? Yes!
Say hi!
That's a lot of bullets. What the fuck?
This nigga's a cunt.
Are you...
We're getting two shots. Yo, ready? Yo, ready? 40, 45.
Yo Ray!
Yo Ray
You gotta lock him
He missed 4 shots
See right there
I thought you play Call of Duty
I saw a...
You got no...
Watch me, watch
Huh?
Wait wait I'm on Huh? You're stupid. Bet.
So, wait, wait.
Everybody get behind the table first.
I got it.
Then grab me up.
So let's go.
Your turn to run.
This one?
Yep.
Wait, why do I have to show this one So we can be at the same height level?
You're too tall man.
Nah it's good, it's good, I'll finish him.
Loading mig right.
Alright so build grips. You ready? Right here. Yeah.
Alright, so you're gonna do this. Yup.
Finger off her.
Say that again?
There you go.
Alright six rounds on target. Are you ready? Yep!
Stand by...
Wooo! That's a 187!
Fnop fnop fnop fnop fnop!
It's a 187 so check this out. So.69 on the first.
25 split, 24 split, 23 split,
24 split, 22 split.
That's good data.
You gotta go again ray so he needs 10 87. damn three right where i want them Fire! You know what you need bro?
Confidence
I got a One shot I got mad something.
But it just like, I don't know where to go.
I don't know where the point goes.
So here is what the issue was right? When your gun came up
it was tilted like this. Mine? Yes. So when you came up, it was tilted like this. Yes. So when you
came up your gun looked like this
so make sure you keep the gun level
instead of bringing and swinging it up
like you're bowling or whatever
pressing it straight forward Does okay does that make sense exactly
okay cool all right how much she runs this button i bet let's take the call so let's see what he
does Okay. Ready? Yep. Alright. Shoot it right there!
GG
Ready?
Say goodbye!
What the fuck?
Bro!
That's a sub one second draw.
So 171 draws a 91.
16, 17, 15, 17, 15
That's my favorite extra and I love this shit
171
6 for six on the field bro
646 bro
646
Ray, literally 6 for 6 right? Literally
6 for 6
Oh shit, his turn.
Oh shit! Hold on a sec.
Alright, stand by.
Ready? Stand by!
Ah shit. Is that hot? Ah, jammed up.
Gun jammed up getting beat with a bow!
You're supposed to start.
Where does that go? what Oh. Oh.
Oh!
I won? I suck at math unless we're shooting. That's the only time I can do math.
Oh, what?
You check this out. We'll do it if you want.
Yo, man! I won every round with you bro!
Try again gang I want every round with you, bro. Nah, I have a try-game, bro. Try-game game?
Oh yeah she about to shoot chat. Oh yeah? She's about to shoot Chad.
I'm not saying you can drop him.
You gotta lock in bro!
Look around. Nobody is going on the battlefield but you.
And that ass says it in here, but it's probably cooked.
Like cooked?
Come on, bro.
Yeah, cook up.
All right, here we go!
Holy shit! oh I'm going to stop. That's the
Can I just shoot?
Just stop.
Chet, stop laughing.
Chet, you better stop acting like a respecter.
You ready? Say hi! Ready? Yes.
Three points down. Shooooosh!
Shoooooosh!
Tired? She can shoot man.
What was my score?
690
So you were 390 off, three points down
Three Charlie's so 369 comes down.
Wait, we're up by 40?
Up there!
Yeah, right side of the road. We'll catch you on the next one.
So let me grab Sharpie, while Mark leaves that and we'll catch you up on the next one. So let me grab Sharpie
and mark these out and we'll do one more.
I bet.
Chad, so look man
this is going to be your last training okay?
Yeah, these are the last ones.
You gotta end
you gotta end
with a good note. Alright?
Oh, oh, oh.
Why you gotta look at it like that?
Why you gotta ask him to like that? Why you gotta look at it as I'm giving you a handshake?
Come on, Lee.
So the last one we're doing, okay
We need three rounds of the batting time
So guys, get ready to pick up
So we're gonna do the same distance.
Two in the body, one of the head.
Three rounds and a mat.
Oh! Oh, yeah.
Which one are you using? Yours?
Yeah.
You want to shoot the HGA or you want to shoot this one?
I'll shoot yours.
Okay. Let me break.
Come on down.
Here we go chat.
So, there's going to be right up here.
If you have a gun today or not do you want to take a practice swing?
So if you go and take a practice swing which means extend the gun gun. You can see the dot and then practice the head shot so practice coming up
Oh yeah
1 2 3
1 2 3 set them on
Let's get ready
Take a picture Come over here Looking at Grady. Alright, to the body and one with a hand.
Are you ready yep stand by
one six one uh we are three six nine points down for 1061.
Is it these two in this? Yeah, so I marked all the ones that were already out
So these are you and that's you
I couldn't even see those
When you extend the gun You gotta make sure that
You're at least seeing a flash of color
That's how I'm shooting so quick
Oh shoot
When you present the gun
You're looking at the target
So when the gun comes up
You can see the dot
If you don't see the dot
You gotta make your correction Yeah Okay That's the cool stuff Good shooting Yeah. Okay. If you don't see the dot,
you gotta make a correction to find it.
Yeah!
That's cool stuff.
Good shooting man.
Alright Ray your turn.
It's hard, it's hard Ray.
It's not that easy.
You gonna check with the air ball?
You want to check the air ball?
Alright, Ray your turn.
Who's going to shoot? What do you want to shoot?
What do you want me to shoot, mate?
What do you want me to shoot?
The set or the goal?
I like this one.
3 rounds I call it out
And now let's try here
Go ahead and...
See if I can grab another gun?
High and tight, just don't move up.
Is he not?
Yeah.
Okay, so two line up one leg out of the other.
Okay, you want to go down?
There you go! Did I do better? Yes sir.
Alright, two to the body one to the head.
Are you ready? Yes!
Take five! Yes!
This nigga is going to spice them damn bro.
Oh, come on! Take cover. oh and then one over top. So that's 3,
5, 6, 7, 8
and then 13 down.
So 13 plus 12 is
1580.
That's a bet!
Hey, appreciate it bro. 80. Yeah, yeah. It's really about improving like progress.
Yes sir.
W Ray chat!
W Ray.
Alright so here is a fun one. This will be fun for you. So we got three targets in front of me and the maximum is six rounds.
So build a course.
How do you want to shoot?
Do you wanna shoot at the head, wanna do like two in the head,
two in body and two in the head
or do whatever you want?
Okay, bet.
What are you gonna do?
Two in the head,
two in the body,
two in the hand
I'ma do one in the head
and one in the hand
One in the head, one in the head, one in the body, one in the body, one in the body.
So like one across and one back?
Yeah, one in the head, one in the head, one in the body, one in the body, one in the body
Yup that's what I'm doing
Let's do it- okay.
I'm gonna do it with my gun too.
Chat PWL chat I don't want to watch this chat.
Chat, PWL chat.
Do you have my bullets?
You have a few more?
A few more? Sorry, I double my ear protection
so we can't hear shit.
Thank you!
Chad is it over for me? Damn bro.
3 save less. Are you good?
So you're going to stand right on the front of the body
Yep
Headshot, headshot, headshot
Yep I'm going Head shot, body, body, body. Yup. Alright, let me make ready.
I'm going,
Imma go body, body, body
head, head, head
body, body, body
You only got six.
Oh, Imma go body, body, body, head, head, head!
Cool, that works.
Alright, lock your neck ready?
Yep.
. Oh, almost! Almost! 3.8
Hold tight
Three 2. Good, gun safe. 3...6
That was in.
9 plus 10
19 29 plus 10, 19. 19 plus 3 is 20.
I was bad in front of the school.
Me.
That was good.
Chained to go to the ranch like once a week w thug abilities bro what
dude i want some awesome fried chicken I like chicken.
Your turn Ray. What's this? okay okay No.
Let's put some gun down on that, on the end.
There you go. Push it back hard, hard, hard.
There you go. That's how it's made.
There you go Ray! Remember before you couldn't do it? Hotter. There you go.
Come on, Ray! Hotter!
Hotter!
I can do it, Ray. Come on. Push your thumb down there.
Your thumb.
Yep, yep, yep, push, push! Come on. Come on, bro. Slide it down and slide him in.
There you go.
Push it.
Push, push, push!
Hey, PUSH Ray!
... Oh yeah.
Please push.
Firmly drafted. Grab that. yeah
there you go, there you go.
This is like a condom.
Makes it easier.
Yeah, did you use...
Wait what are you going for?
Same thing as me?
... okay Can't block that. Oh, suck! Oh yeah! Ooh, he got two heads.
Alright 1184, that's a lot of times
3-6-9 All time? 3, 6
9
12, 15
4, 26
84
Good job boy.
That was good!
Good training.
That was a good training bro. Good training.
That was good training, bro. Alright we'll come around 1230
whenever you want to get here.
That's good that was enough.
Appreciate you, thank you so much.
Chat W instructor bro!
Nice to meet you as well too.
W's bruh!
Yes it was amazing.
I did.
You know, Ray go the military next week so it's like, you know.
Can't be compared.
Chat, Ray go to the military next week bro.
It's GG's.
It's GG's chat.
Love ya. GG's bro Is it GG chat? No bro yeah
Where do you go?
I don't know
You should go soon
You gonna go in the tower Taiwan news and be like,
they'll be like, Ray.
You are now drafted to the Taiwanese military.
I think we still have more of them I'm going to pop. But guess what though, you got training.
That's a head fall!
We're starting to manage the D90, you guys. Do you want to dump the D90 one more time?
Yeah we could, yeah.
Hey, ready for that. Switch arms on. okay Oh shit.
I like that.
Does that work on every night move?
Yeah, so any double stack magazine handgun just one piece of work point.
Thumbnail we got it on there He'll say Boom. So we got you a target for this one, so
it kills the-
Okay, bad.
And then we'll lock this out.
I'm gonna do another one, Kente.
That shit's so sexy bro.
I was bad at fucking school.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah Yeah.
That's already done beforehand. Trust me, bro.
Got it all set up.
Really got it all set up.
Rich... rich what?
What? Rich creation.
Do you want to take that one?
Uh, put it on the middle.
Just pass it through.
Put it down in the middle.
Okay. We're going to go down a bit? Say that a second, and then I'll set it up in the middle.
Okay.
Here we go.
So we know you accomplished a little something today so this is kind of a celebration deal for us.
Let's do it!
Did I get two followers? Damn! Nah, that's true y'all chat. It is a congrats chat. Don't worry chat.
Alright come on. Come on down.
I just read ma a little congratulations.
Thank you.
W12 Milchak!
W12 Milchak!
Go grab that for me?
So this time your gonna that for me. So this time you're going to look this way. Slide that in just like that so it goes under here.
The bolt's facing down so it doesn't come out.
Like this? Yeah. So get that lined up, smack it.
Good and then run this guy here all the way back.
And take it to a single?
Take it full.
He's going to ride and roll this thing.
Smack that hard.
Is it automatic?
One more.
Okay, rack this one more time just make sure you're chambered.
Hard all the way back. Dang! One more time, just make sure it's chambered. Hard.
All the way back.
There you go, now your chambered.
Alright so you got 40 rounds in there.
40?
Yeah!
You fucking with Ray? You fucking with Ray, you're fucking with me.
Ain't that right, Ray?
Yes!
There ya go.
Dumbass! There you go. Woo! W check!
W's
Yes, Susky
Yes, thirsty.
Man 40 goes by fast!
How long was that like? How long is 40 like 5 seconds?
3 seconds
Appreciate you guys so much
Chat W
W Shooter Range, chat.
W Shooter Range.
I had a fun time.
Appreciate you guys so much.
Same day too.
Appreciate you guys, thank you so much bro.
Absolutely.
Nice to meet you too.
How did it go? Yeah.
Alright. Yep. Uh, nah that's good.
Nah it's alright.
Oh yeah chat! Chat yeah, chat!
Chat look, chat we about to switch.
We about to switch back to the normal streaming thing so
hold on chat give me one second,
chat hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on chat, hold on chat.
Everybody say hold, everybody say hold.
I'm hungry.
Oh yeah, waf house would be good. Thank you.. Thank you so much. I'll take it. Yeah, man. I'll take it.
Hold, chat.
All right, chat we good?
All right then, take me back.
Yeah, let's get on with it.
Okay.
So, this is the first time that I've been in a car accident.
I'm not sure if I can do it or not.
I don't know how to drive.
I just want to be safe and secure.
I think I'm going to have to go through some of these things. I'm going to try my best. I'm going to try my best. I'll take it. Hold, Chet! Hold! Alright, Chet we good?
Alright then take me back. Yeah, there's gonna...
We're going to lag as we walk out okay, Chet?!
Chet, we are going to lag as we walk out. Alright?
Oh jeez I you you... you so Here we go. Yeah, right. Let them know we got the light.
We're getting a light yeah we're getting a lot right now chat
get your lights and they came all the set singing stuff and i got it great right now Nah.
Over here.
Yo! I'll be over there. yo
but the generation of was already
no clean
and sam kook I'm Sam Cook.
You know what, baby? If you don't want olives...
Actually, I'm not shooting you like i don't know how to my aim
last year really hard hard under it.
What a fine cut! little folly cock
so i should do more of this, shooting range
alright next trip
next stream is paintball
we gonna play paint ball real That's in the egg?
It's like dripping itself, like mario itself Mmm.
All right.
I want that like a picture A good shape
I just had a good shape like
30 minutes ago
I need my shirt it tastes so good i mean my like it have the feel so good though Oh, look at that. Who's this?
Cha-cha-chang
Oh shit!
You got the dog on your hand boy?
What?
Why you gotta dog on your hand?
Dog on my hand.
That's a dog on my hand. Here's your mic. I'm going to drink the down holy.
Here's your mic Why you always trying to drink the down holy, old boy?
There was a lot of chat saying no
Wait wait wait Why don't y'all say no? Tattletail light
Now you went to drink the Don Julio? This is bad. Yes, it's liquor!
You was daggone
Wait I forgot I forgot
To We are on that, we on that!
Chat, we are on the way
to the crib
to go to sleep.
Nah, I'm not going to sleep
but I still gotta stream and shit
but yeah, no bitches.
No bitches?
No.
You sound bad.
Man, what's funny!
That's mine?
I'm big hungry though bro!
I'm not a little bit.
Yo what's up?!
Yo what's happening right now?
Wait is it delaying audio? so Mods Oh no, do I have a delay? Just spam mods.
Y'all should be the ones spamming bro.
Hold on let me see if you can confirm it.
It said no.
It said its good.
Okay, so we're gonna go ahead and get this thing going. Is it? No. It's good.
I think you need to do that though, yo.
Chad what's open right now?
What's that? What's open right now? Let me see what's open right now, bro. It's not solid.
Safety! Boot up.
Hi I'm going to play Kung Fu. You want to play Kung Fu?
Kung Fu? Kung fu
Oh you want to play card?
Why?
I just feel like right now, I don't have such a dream
You have good aim right now? I feel like it.
Why?
Want to get in a car with me?
I want one. Apple 100, give it to me.
You want that now?
You want the car right now? No, I don't want to pick out with you because you're fucking stupid on the car.
Bro your car is a different flow
No, you are the slowest nigga on the car
Chat who's the slowest nigga on the car Ray or me?
You!
Ray knows you bro.
Dude,.
You just go to a lag spot?
Equal!
I'm not even gonna do that.
I'm going to do it again.
I'm going to do it again.
I'm going to do it again.
I'm going to do it again.
I'm going to do it again. I'm going to do it again. I'm going to do it again. Equal!
That's a you bro.
Bro, who thinks Ray and me are equal when it comes to this game?
You're stupid.
No, you're stupid bro. You actually stupid bro.
I'm a better gamer than you!
Yes!
So now...
You only like feel bad gaming cause you focus on one game?
Aight bro. I'm not a better gamer than you bro. Nice, stay honest nice. I'm not a better gamer than you. I'm not a better gamer than you okay cool.
I will drop you off at any fucking game you touch boy.
No no.
You said yes I will.
No no.
I don't know what to do with this shit.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it. I don't know what to do with it. I don't know what to do with it. I will drop you off at any fucking game you touch, boy.
No, no. You say yes? I will.
No, no.
You're a fuckin' ass, bro.
You don't play actual games.
Like what?
GTA Call of Duty...
...R6. GTA Call of Duty R6
GTA Call of Duty
Shut up
N***a said GTA
Bro all you do on GTA is fuck bitches So what you pay?
Bro, all you do on GTA is fuck bitches!
That's all you do
I mean, GTA can be...
GTA can be like refreshing and good luck
Like, I know how to get paid to go out the curb go live. I don't have to get bitchy right now because of GTA. I really know how to talk the bitchy right now.
So GTA helped you with getting bitches?
Yeah. That's it.
So what are you going
to say when you go go to a girl?
Before I'm too...
I'm wild bro.
I'll say about crazy stuff, right now, I don't have to chill.
Like right now, I was like what's up?
What the word?
Heard you!
You heard? What's the words you gonna say?
Nothing.
How about you, what are you going to say?
I'm good Tashi
They don't give me a number like
Call me A And we have an F number like
right up with you like come to my house.
Mmmmmmmm... first of all after the house like
I'm just on church here watching that friend stuff and I'll say
What's up? And What's the word?
How does he say it?
Like, what do you mean, what's the word?
He's like...
What?!
You're gonna look at her and say, Ehhh.
So, not only that you might not even have sex. What's the word?
You just feel for the vibe so should this eat be over with you on your body
Like lay on your chest and shit
Hold on wait, wait, wait Damn why'd you drop it? She could've dropped it thick. No, hold on, wait, wait, wait...
Damn, why they keep lagging?
So let me go in here Is it good, Jack?
Oh my God. you you you I'm going to try and get a better view of the road. I'll be back in about an hour or so.
I think that's it for this video, thanks for watching! I smell a worm.
No, no, no no no.
. Yo, yo, yo.
Look, bro.
Man I need some...I need a bed.
Bro, not to have the t***y f****** girl
You may not even have to like
But you're like
Go feel the vibe She don't like with you, bro, you'll feel it.
She don't like...she don't rub on your chest or your stomach
Then you ummm
She rub on your chest and your stomach right? where you're sensing your stomach, right?
Then um...
Then once she do that
Damn
Once she do that, right
You just rub on her shoulder a little bit.
Once you rub on your shoulder
She'll go down to your dick
But by the time you roll around in your dick,
You're gonna be hard.
Once she touch yo' dick...
That's a green light
That's a-
That's a funkyy boss, nut nuts
Yes
In the ass
Not in the condom
What? The ass?
Oh, in the pussy?
Why you keep saying condom?
So how do you say it? Condom
Con
You always use a condom
Yeah, always
Always Yeah. Always? Always, always.
Unless...
She's your wife!
Unless she's your little buddy
See you in boat thing.
I'll let you in your old body.
See you little boat thing.
And shorty got the fatty.
I'm a busser now. Shorty got the fatty imma bust a nut
shorty got the fatty
see ya little
boat thing
and shorty got the fatty
calm them, put on a calm down.
Calm them.
Yo chat!
Chat we gaming?
Chat we gaming?
We went to the crib and We're gaming, huh?
Whatever he asks. Is she my wife?
My wife, she can ask me like this
Like this.
Yes, yes.
That's not chat, wifey get everything.
What do you about the game?
Huh? What do you about the game? Huh?
What you about the game?
Chat, we're about to play some VRChat Summer School.
What that?
Don't even worry about it.
Some heat, Oh yes! Season 1, hold up!
Hold it... Hold up! Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up. How old are you?
How old are you?
How old chat, we're going up a dead end.
We almost at the crib. Don't worry we almost at the crib
Don't worry we we ordered the crib.
Hold it, holdur, hauch...
That hau-
We can eat one
I allow me in pizza
Just like You swell in the towns bro.
What's that?
You about to eat so good.
Hi guy, McDonalds got the best chicken nuggets and fries. Oh my God, Mcdonalds Chicken Nuggets, boss!
Nah, nah, nah, like it.
What sauce do you use?
Sauce? Cause we use different sauces in Taiwan
I don't know how
I use sea and sour, I use fucking
barbecue
I use motherfucking everything What are your advice I need one fucking... Everything.
What are you price? Are you ketchup?
Nah, I ain't gonna lie bro, McDonald's might have
the best fast food man!
American McDonalds don't have it. Yo who holds McDonald's like what nigga likes
and I do me make it may be Donald he probably up crazy
and Uh...
Put him under the knees.
Is there one gate that opens?
No, baby. The other one stays open Is there only one gate that opens?
Wait, Bill Gates owns McDonald's? Cap.
Cap.
How did he become-
You don't even know who Bill Gates is!
I know.
Who?
He's a millionaire.
Millionaire?
Yeah.
Oh my, wait, he's a millionaire?!
Oh yeah, fucking billionaire.
He's a fucking billionaire.
Oh, billionaire.
Multi-billionaire.
What are you?
He probably a trillionaire!
Are you a billionaer?
No I'm a dalionair.
You know what I mean?
What?
I'm broke.
You keep rising, you're feeling right.
Thank you so much boss! Pleasure man. Thank you so much.
Love the car, man.
Yeah, it's very steep.
I love it.
Awesome.
Way in the water Honey, I'm home!
Honey, I'm home!
Honey! I'm home!
Honey!
I'm home!
I want this my bitch getting fucked. Imagine you say honey, you home and she get another nigga down
I'm home
Honey i'm home
Hey good shit my boy
Hey good shit my boy W Ray
Dirty ass house you see
You don't live in a content house
House is dirty right now You don't live in a content house.
House is dirty right now, the cleaners are not coming. Ain't that crazy? After some live forum,
the cleaners did not come.
I literally dreamed of it. Oh. Yo Jack!
Can you hear me on the mic?
Can you hear me on this mic.
Check if you can hear me now? Right here.
Alright, this is it bro. BAT! Back!
Back to the desktop, back, back, back
Back to the desktop
Now that was- Oh my god child what the fuck should i eat money go
oh yeah yo bots peepee spam whenever I have to end to end properly?
Hi buddy.
Chat can you please spam to whenever I have to end to end properly?
Cause I'm not used to the eye roll
that one yet.
Eye roll out,
but I'm mad
for it.
Hey!
Hey,
what?
What?
I'll tell you boy.
I'm hungry as a mothafucka' boy
Aye boi
I'm hungry as a mothafucka' boy
Yo I gotta pee that's a p try to pee bro i have to be, I have to be. Yo! Please break! Please break! so Outro Music so so That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. I'm joking bro, I did yes. I did it though. Yo the apple with that side mission
Go do you have to put up that's our mission or not?
Oh I don't know. Yeah, dude!
Are we good?
Fire.
W little sign machine. Yo, chat,
can I get... W little sign machine
in the chat? Savage and Hunt can't just be played right now.
I have to legally go
through the SHO to set up Savage and Hunt, bro.
The SHO don't have the green light right now for the Savage
and Hunt. Oh my God, I didn't even tell y'all.
Chat, oh my God,
I didn't even tell y'all, bro.
I didn't even tell you in my heart
Tomorrow
I'm doing something
That you guys are gonna be so proud of
That nobody
Well
I don't think any streamer has done
And when it comes out Y'all gonna be like I don't think any streamer has done
and when it comes out, you're gonna be like yo what the fuck
hey! When it comes out
You're going to be like
Yo... What the fuck
Son that nobody has ever done
Alright champ you guys are not in the motherfucking reddit
Make sure you guys join the motherfucking reddit
The reddit is motherfucking right here
Yo we have uh
How many of you guys are on the reddit
We got a hundred000 people in Reddit.
It's our first time going through the fucking Reddit
and how long, chat?
And how long, chat?
Chat, how long, my nigga?
Yo, my ears are like...
Hold on.
Wait wait hold on.
After Reddit. After
Okay after this wedding we're gonna go to
Pop the balloon because you be missing so much fire shit, but yeah after this minute We're gonna go through VR chat. Okay? You're gonna play a VR channel right?
It's fun. It should be dumb funny. We got like um
Yeah, like oh We got like ummm We have like ahhh
We have some summer school so it should be
It should be super fun and shit
Alright let me see, let me see this shit real quick
Chat hold up Let me see this shit real quick chat
Hold on let me see
Anyone fuck with how kai slowed down on a content with random girls? Shoes have been so fire, don't need that shit.
Facts or nah chat!
Facts or nah?
Facts or nah?
I ain't gonna lie, New York might be a different story, I ain't gonna cap. We ain't gonna lie, like we're going to be more outside though chat, I ain't
going to lie, like
but I ain't going to lie, yeah, I don't, I can't remember the last time
we had that shit. Notice how July 4th
we didn't invite nobody bro like it was only the bros I'm gonna kill you! I'm going to kill you!
Let it light, let it light
Let your life, let it die
Let it light I'm not a dog. I'm a man! I'm a man!
Look at these fucking thugs bro!
Wait hold on but why did this get dropped in the fucking Reddit?
Best Christmas of July 4th stream, rockin' popcorn...
Excuse me, where we going?
I was trying to go over there.
What the fuck!
Who the fuck is that?
Get out.
But I love my track hog bro!
No!
No! No! I'm you!
Yo!
YOOOOOO!
Kyle, that ass is out.
Like, that ass is out, Kyle.
What the fuck are you doing money?
That ass is out my nigga. Like what the fuck
Who What's up bruh? What's up bro? B-Ray! Hey, you got it.
Who?
Nigga what?!
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
Look at these niggas!
Bro, what the fuck?! We're friends though, bro.
Bro what the fuck?
Everybody's saying go back to Big Red! He should've got his number!
Big Red!
BIG RED!!! Big Red! Big Red!
Follow me, follow me
In the next case.
Be right!
Looking for a girl because I'm over, boys.
Bro, the house is so lit, bro.
Like this is like what you call
a fucking crib, man. What? Yo! so lit bro like this is like what you call a crib what yo yo did i hear that I'm a thug, a nutjob Lookin' for
The hoes of the
Wait, I think it just said
Orton Raising Cane's
Is Raising Cane's even...
Hold on, wait.
Is Raising Cane's even orderable, my nigga?
There's no way.
What?
Nigga, that shit not even fucking open dumbass nigga!
I'll smack the fuck outta you bro in GTA.
Huh? is The roof is on fire! The roof is on fire! The roof is on fire! The roof is on fire!
The roof is on fire!
The roof is on fire!
The roof is on fire!
The roof is on fire!
The roof is on fire!
The roof is on fire!
The roof is on fire!
The roof is on fire!
The roof is on fire!
The roof is on fire! The roof is on fire! The roof is on fire! uh kill Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
I'm Kyle. How you doing? What's your name? Angel?
Nice to meet you, Angel.
So why after this nobody made a W aura video of me in slow motion?
Because the way she looked at me was a little different.
I'm Kyle, how you doing? What's your name?
Come on now. You see it?
Come on now! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
Hey! You see that shit, bro?
Come on now, my nigga!
Angel, nice to meet you, Angel.
God damn it!
The person to move it's gay step in that cave nah ray what's up not right where you keep on doing dude
ray hey ray is fucking doom dude seven baddies to rate duke dennis and they said this. Duke broke my scale. What's the difference between Duke and Kyle?
Alive!
He's alive! I'm a dupin' cop.
This shit gotta stop, though.
I gotta hit the glow arc my nigga. It's like it gotta stop bro!
No Gla1ze! I've never met a nigga who just keeps scoring my nigga.
I've never met a nigga
Who- Bro, who just keeps fucking scoring bro? Who bro
Who just keeps fucking scoring bro
Somebody said baddies
Hey look Real shit though bro.
Look, look, look, look, look, look.
Look up, real shit my nigga.
Child, when do we hit the glow arc?
Y'all tell me when.
When do we hit the glow arc? Y'all tell me when. When do we hit the glow arc, bro? When do we hit the glow arc?
No, you're saying never. I'm sick of it.
It's not a thing to where I can never hit it nigga.
I'm going to transform, nigga!
I'm going to transform, nigga.
I'm going to go to the gym and become something
that's never been done.
Or seen.
And here is what I think should happen.
I think I should grow out my beard,
I think I should get ripped
and I think I should hoop.
What do y'all think? Yes or no?
I think that's the glow arc, bro I think that's the glow arc
Grow my beard
I should get
fit crazy
No? Okay how about this
Get fit crazy and become a hooper?
Like a six-pack
Okay bet cinema Okay, Beth, say no more. That's the part. That's the part.
Wait, what the fuck?
That's fucking crazy, my nigga.
Salmon and shrimp from McDully is crazy work.
That's my brother, Lil Uzi Man. Hope you today.
Let me get on the garlic bread
grilled cheese. Salmon
and shrimp, but the Occy way.
Garlic bread grilled trees salmon and shrimp
But the Occy Way
So first we butter the bread.
Never too much butter.
Then we hit it with garlic and brussel.
Then we're gonna slap the bread on the ground!
Wait what sandwich is this?
Now we slap the salmon on the grill
And then we gonna put the mozzarella sticks in the fryer
Then I'ma slap the shrimp on the grill.
And then I'm gonna add the cheddar cheese.
I didn't even know I had shrimp!
Now, we chop it up.
That's good. Now we gonna season it up.
That be a Uzy, man.
That be oozy, bruh!
Now we gonna slap the cheese.
Now we gonna slap the cheddar.
When the cheese is melted now we gonna put the salmon on top of the shrimp. And then, we are going to put it inside the garlic bread.
Now we add the BBQ chicken!
Wait what the fuck is he making?
Now we put in on top of the paper.
Now we wrap it up and it resolves!
Wait I got an AP?!
OMG
Oh my fucking god. Wait hold on
Okay, well okay chat hold the fuck
on bro
Dude I gotta taste test and shit?
When we get to New York
Hey Somebody give me the list of ingredients for this and the order.
And then when we get to New York, we're gonna go to I.
Can't forget the birds!
Never never never never never now i'm gonna serve it to my brother oh my god that's
a good combo bro the sandwich with the whole twister.
Those who know these twisters right here,
I would drink this shit by myself nigga.
Those who don't know
the lemonade flavor? Buss!
I would drink this motherfucker by myself.
Damn, bro.
That shit look good.
I ain't gonna lie.
Oh my God!
W drawing, bro!
Did it hear on something? W drawing, bro! Oh? Oh? Oh?
Oh?
Oh? so so oh
shit w cameraman made this look like a movie full of that's I ain't never scared if you swore a wrong that he mean to you
My hands no Adderall, let the cannon off and install these
With T5 set it all for my own nigga on call
P.O's pickin' though out for L-upon
Put a 30 ball on your gang leader
Pain shit we gon' bang it.
We don't know pain, man.
We bang it.
Chug sweeper, he seeker.
Watch the AK go and cheat her.
See my dog then fuck him.
Tee-hee, people up lost and then we leave.
I ain't gonna lie to like that nigga, chat.
Fuck them both. That's how I that nigga, chat. Fuck them both.
That's how I'm feeling, chat.
But, chat, who would you want to win this debate?
Oh, I ain't gonna lie.
We're screwed.
I'm not, why? Nella nigga to the cross, he walk around like Tito. What's up?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I almost trip-rocked his mouth.
This music video is tough, I'm not gonna lie.
They not like us.
Bro, it's not going to be me to do this shit man! The grip roll is so bad, I just wanna be a thug!
I'm sorry, I'm not like that at all.
I'm not affiliated, I'm not like that,
that's not my body bro.
They're not like us, they're not like us.
My God, I wanna crip walk so bad!
Oh but I'm not cramp.
Psst, I see dead people
Bro i don't even be meaning to do that shit bro
I swear to god bro
That shit gonna be coming out of me every time that shit comes on
It's like they put something in a beat bro
Can't believe I met Kai
W
Academics is hilarious
oh hold on
hold on
I was wiping some shit off cause
wait what?
oh hold on
I was wiping some shit off because... Exiting narrator.
What?
What the fuck is going on?!
I don't know what the fuck is happening.
Si.
What the fuck?
Exiting narrator.
Did he catch a virus? What the fuck?
Broke up my iPad key.
Alright!
Alright! What the... Alright Alright
Oh my god
I seen this Wait, un'm biased.
I made a gauntlet for WNL's
Sheemers Fit Cool little segment
if you can't do it.
I'm going to see.
Hold on.
After he turns off Shrek...
Because it feels like
he's getting late.
Hey, I don't know.
Let me check.
Oh, it don't know. Let me check. Oh it just found midnight!
Aw damn... What?! Oh, damn.
What?
Hello?
I ain't know it got that way.
That's a foolish mistake
that I'll never make again.
Wait, what?
I can see your voice. Yeah, what? I can see your voice!
What you wearing right now?
Um...
A bonnet?
A bonnet?
Uh, and a hoodie how about you take that off for me
I do not do this my fault
my fault my fault why did i do this bro what the disney ass team job well done Disney ass scene.
Job well done.
Bro, what the fuck is wrong with this nigga? Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn. oh W Edit!
This is how I watch Conn's series. Cover the chat
because they always saying
w fucking w oh my god she he or she actually covered a
chat bro oh my gosh never really had nobody to teach me how to drive one thing about halos are always
gonna keep them in the curve yo first of all baby's adorable by the way daryl and haley hallie
very Daryl and Haley. Halle. Very, very adorable
baby.
DDG?
Your jeans ain't shit.
Halle jeans, over rolls yours okay?
That's Halles twin.
Okay?
W fucking Halo Okay?
W-fucking-Alo. Alo is always gonna keep him ahead of the curve,
and now it's valedictorian so very possible
he'll be the most special baby ever.
So today I'mma teach him how to drive.
Yeah! What about me- Oh my god, they have an adorable ass baby bro!
What about me? Come on, ugly!
It's like when you having a baby and they open up with a mystery box bro
You put your foot on the gas pedal now
I know that's kind of hard for you right now
No, my baby can't have a big forehead
Don't say that
All my life don't even say that
My kid not having a big forehead
My kid is not having a big forehead bro
my kid is not having a big forehead no he is not
no he is not my kid not having the big forehead bro
no he's not because my wife it's really gonna be so pretty
it's going to override that he will have a normal forehead.
Keep your hand on the-
Forehead isn't genetics though!
That's not a genetically thing.
Damn well I like how you're doing it already.
So you see me drive?
You know basically the steps, like the basics.
Keep your hand on the steering wheel.
You can do one hand. You're supposed to do two when you take your class.
Make sure you do two but you can do one for now.
Put your foot on a gas before you get off of your gear this is
your gears up here i know you like your bottles wait you drove already okay
all right watch out we gotta go around I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Damn! I don't know what to do... Damn.
WHAT THE FUCK?! Cat! What the fuck?!
Cat.
You can't be driving that fast, okay? I know this is your first time but you can't be driving that fast.
Alright? You can't be driving that fast or your mom and I won't let you drive no more.
Okay?
Good job.
I'm proud of you. No baby's a boy i'm not gonna lie that's another double
baby there's a w transition edit uh Yes! Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Yeah, I'm so finished.
We won.
We won.
That game was so funny, bro.
Literally the whole room stopped moving.
Okay, see this?
By the way, a kid just walked up and said,
I don't know your name but I know you know Kassanak.
So my new name is the kid that no one
comes to nap. So there you go.
Hey!
That's actually insane!
Hey!
That's actually crazy bro! Jay next up with the five gift of you beautiful
ass appreciate you appreciate you for being a good man I'm trying to fuck, man.
This nigga's stupid as fuck.
I'm crying!
What the fuck?
W1M for Ray Fax.
He went and asked for the cost of that back tattoo!
Yo! YOOOOOO!
Wait, hold on. Why does this nigga live in my hood?
Wait! This niggas from my...
This nigga is from where I'm from!
I don't live on 2421st and Carpenter though.
12466 six what the fuck
Oh Oh my god! Oh my fucking god!
Where do I get one? That's a fuckin' air strike, nigga!
Oh my God. Oh my fucking gosh! OH MY FUCKING GOSH
Motherfuckers look like a bag of money. Look at that, look at Nethu
Nah this is a beautiful family chat
No honestly bro!
This is a beautiful family bro This is a beautiful fucking
Family dude
Back to the non-. This is a beautiful, bro this is a beautiful fit bro look oh my god
And I'm just so happy that I have an uncle bro
I'm just so happy about Uncle man
Chet I am just so happy about Uncle B
Said, I'm just so happy my uncle, bro
You gotta give him that hot and spit on a thing You know I'm fucking about this bitch
Who somebody smells like Shit
What are you doing right now man
I was about to
order some food
wash the dishes
Did you hear
did you hear about the
The what?
Bro are you turning into a snake, what are you saying
SOMEBODY SMELL MY What are you saying? A what? Somebody
spell I
say!
There is no way
you just called me
for that, friend.
Bro gets mad like an iPad kid.
What the fuck was that My body's made of light!
What the fuck was that ending? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
Phantom invited me. Okay, bud...
God they making a casa net AAU team July 8th kaisen that elite no way no way let's cap this cat this cat I'll hit one you think this relationship is real or PR stuff be honest
Do you believe that it's real?
I don't know
I don't know, bro.
Ball!
I don't know. I don't think... I don't know though, bro.
You think Central the type would do that? I don't think he'll do that
though. I don't think... I don't think Central will do
that though, chat. I don't think Central would do that, bro. I don't think Central would do that bro
I don't think he would do that bro
Does he have a girlfriend?
We could go bang for bang
Fuck that we can go M4M What I know for the neighbor truck We could go bang for bang
Yo, yo shout out to some the kitty man
i feel like you're to blame for this? How?!
Yes is your fu-
BITCH!
FUCK YOU MEAN!? you mean a bitch they don't ain't don't
hey you and juski a don't a bitch that's
cat bitch no nigga no nigga Don't A, bitch. That's cat, bitch.
No, nigga.
No, nigga.
Stop.
Stop.
You watch the AMP war instead of being with your family.
Damn, I'm hyped for this shit, man.
God damn it!
What? Wait if Kai actually becomes his machine everyday he might might be able to beat his record without a subathon
UUUUMMMM
Just imagine me having banger streams back-to-back-to-back everyday
I THINK
AY GOLAAA
Mhmm every day. I think I ain't gonna lie! Hmm...
I ain't gonna lie, I would have to dig deep though
I would have to like I I ain't gonna lie bro.
I will have to really, really dig deep
Like I would have to know
life type shit
Wait let me check my twitch
Bro i aint gon' lie to yall. I fucking love y'all bro.
Nah like chat.
It's like
I'm at a point where like
Bro
Like this shit feels so good bro
Like
Hold on.
Hold on.
Did we jump chat?
Oh it didn't update, it ain't update. It ain't update. It ain't update.
Wait, it ain't update chat. It ain't update.
Haven't updated yet. Haven't updated yet.
The way y'all treated Davis after that shit was this shit
really made me mad and I just it made me look at y'all like y'all know some motherfucking but y'all so hypocritical
and one-sided
and y'all niggas
yo Davis
rolling and
riding
y'all know 100%
that last year
I did
Davis room
so motherfucking dirty that the nigga couldn't live in the house for four, five months.
The nigga Kai literally made Davis...
No, that's a fact! That's a fact. Nobody had anybody reason to be mad at Davis.
The only thing, the only reason why I would see somebody who's mad
at Davis is if like it didn't happen was because it was a Mr. Beast x Kai stream but
if mr. beast is eliminated from that from that man fuck that I think David
started Man, fuck that! That nigga Davis started it!
Unlivable last year.
And Davis didn't do shit bad.
When a n***a finally get back...
Y'all on his ass. Y'all on his ass for doing what he supposed to do.
W Davis man!
But look, but look whole time y'all niggas said nothing at all
the kind of even blowing the nigga room up
in the first place, but Davis didn't
completely ruin
Kairouan last year
he had to get a whole fucking penthouse
downtown Atlanta.
Hey, Duke, I'll blow your shit down right now. How about that?
Biggie died 30 years ago. To this
day you play a biggie song
and it still fucking shuts down the club.
Don't act like it doesn't what pause how would that pulse
elder ring anime trailer wait they have a fucking animal with anime?
What the fuck you keep telling me this mother fucker She one of that hardest fuck niggas
Fuck you
I like that.
I like that.
Get out of here, bitch.
Get out of here.
Yeah.
This AI shit getting too crazy.
This AI shit getting too crazy, bro. This AI shit getting too crazy bro This AI
This AI
Shit getting too crazy
I mean
Am I tripping or SQC a hater?
Brother can't be honest with you
No joke
This is like The most risky business move of all time No joke.
This is like the most risky business move of all time
to trade off a good start to a good stream
and end this stream after 50 minutes with almost no content just to create views out of some that's zero iq business like what are you doing i feel like so what the fuck are you doing? Felix, what the fuck
Are you talking about
The whole point was to blow up the room
That was the stream my nigga
WHAT nigga what talk about it but the swing is nothing
they got all shit with If there's nothing then...
N***a, no! Oh shit what the-
I mean brother, brother. Can't be honest with you?
No joke?
Brother, brother Stay here, i gotta change my shirt what they got going on in the face house no you just touched me TTV with the fucking 50 gifted.
I'm about to spit some real shit,
the best balls that you ever heard in your fucking life.
It's KC. the best balls that you ever heard in your fucking life it's kc
yeah yeah yeah i said this a real nigga fuckin' freestyle
How the fuck you gonna pull up like I ain't seen you in awhile
I ain't talkin Nick but I got the fucking cannon
Pull up on me I'ma hit you like a phantom
Might disappear like my name's Danny Phantom
After that, I might just hop in a Phantom
I fucked up
I said after that
I tried to chill on that
With the Tic Tac
Might hop on a fucking diss track might have to put a big pull back
i up i up that shit in her butt
Nah this nigga rolls like an iPad kid
Ah I'm chasing you. No, this is so good.
Ah!
What are you gonna do?
Right there.
Yo, you are dead. Yo, you are dead! Yo, you are dead!
Kai. What? I'm sorry, but- He came into my room first!
Hey, now wait a minute.
I got an idea.
I got an idea.
How about this year I return the favor?
Hey, hey, I'm gonna get these pastis.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I just wanna go to the bathroom and have some coffee.
You want me to do that?
Yeah.
Okay. I'll be right back. I'm going to call you later. This year, I return favor. Hey, hey, hold on guys!
If you don't leave
You're gonna be fucked!
Word to my mother
I'm warning you bro
Wait wait! You're going shoot my fuckin' son up?
Alright, what am I gonna do?
I swear to god yall won't hate me bro.
What the fuck?
Yo, what the fuck?!
Fuck, fuck... Yo, what the fuck? Wait, Mark!
Can you send me a list of people that actually responded?
We still gotta get that out.
Nah, niggas gonna cry.
Luke needs somewhere to stay!
He can stay here!
I'll call him!
He can stay in my crib, I got two rooms!
Luke needs somewhere to stay!
I got two room!
Mom, stay back there!
Girl... Oh yeah, my fault!
My fault.
Bro, what are you talking about?
What do you mean you don't want to stay over here?
Your drawers is everywhere.
Your drawer's is everywhere but I need to wash your clothes.
Are you going to kick me out? Stop playing-
No, no we all good!
Stop it, you both!
Why would you just- what do you tell them about you think Dukes worried about some shit
like that?!
He's not even someone to take care of!
Wait she likes Duke?
Brooklyn likes Duke?
We're talking about some shit like that!
We're talking about something else!
We're talking about something else!
We're talking about something else! We're talking about something else! We're talking about something else! like Duke.
Brooklyn likes Duke.
Why would you do that?
You got a whole kid in the room, mom!
Hey, in the room!
What are you talking about?
Stop doing that, bro!
I'm trying to make sure this shit is good.
You over here...
Wait, me and you.
Bro stop.
I know you're not going to be able to get out of my house, but I want you to go. i'm trying to make sure this is good you over here
bo stop a said who doesn't know get this band now I can't take this shit.
Fourth of July cookout, where y'all going, chat? Okay. I ain't gonna lie
For cookout purposes
Number three is lit.
Like for July 4th cookout purposes!
Number 3 is lit.
I ain't gonna lie, but 1 just got the most aura
OH NO! 1 might be good!
Wait, wait, wait!
No, no, no.
One got T.
That might be a fight. I might be...
I ain't gonna lie. Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh. Michael
Jordan, LeBron,
Drake
and Kendrick? This is the messiest table of all fucking time. The messiest table of all fucking time where do y'all go between three and one i'm not gonna lie i might
go one i'm not. All my life there will be a grip!
I'm sorry, but I hate you bro.
BOOM BOOM Wait a minute! Goddamn.
You cheated on what the fuck? I'm feeling
the part that i just wake up to!
Oh my fucking god.
Yo, Jimmy!
What's up, man?
Can I get a million dollars, please?
But we're just friends.
It's actually scary how I recreated my room chat
Yo it actually felt like my shit got burnt down.
I'm not gonna lie you almost had me with the ring move.
Let's see, let's see.
Okay three dots on the chair look at Nicki's chair
One two three
One two three four
One two three
Look at the pattern
One two three One two three four One two three four one two three look at the pattern look at the pattern okay one two
three one two three four one two three one two one two three one two three one
to one like one two three four five six seven eight one two two three
yeah i can do that
one two three four five six seven eight two three four five six seven eight three four five six seven eight two three four five six seven eight three four five six seven
eight wait one two three four five
six seven eight two three four five six seven
wait one two three four five six seven eight
two three four five six seven eight why am i clapping? Watch.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
2,3,4,5,6,7,8
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8
I SWEAR I HAD IT two people I swear it 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 2 3 foot one two three four five six seven eight two 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
2, 3, 4, five six seven eight what the fuck This is just a tutorial for those that don't know how. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
5, 6, 7, 8.
6, 7, 8.
7, 8.
8.
8. 7, 8. seven eight eight eight seven eight six seven eight five six seven eight four five six seven eight three four
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you talking about
okay i'm gonna get one two three four five Okay, I'm doing it again!
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8
2-3-4-5-6-7-8
4-5-6-7-8 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
5, 6, 7, 8
6, 7, 8
7, 8
8
8
7, 8
6, 7, 8 5, 6, 7, 8 7-8 6-7-8
5-6-7-8
4-5. Let me show y'all
Okay, now we can do it with a beat! Now we can do it with a beat!
Now we can do it with a beat!
Now we can put a beat on that motherfucker!
Watch this, watch this.
No bitch!
Watch this.
Yes, yes.
Yes. Ready?
Yeah
4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 yeah four five six seven eight two three four five six seven eight
three four five six seven eight four five six
seven eight five six seven eight six seven eight seven eight
hey hey seven eight six seven eight five six seven eight four five six seven eight three four five six seven eight four five six seven eight
three four five six seven eight two three four five six seven eight one two three four five. Ha!
5, 6, 7, 8. 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
3 4 5 6 7 8
4 5 6 7 8
6 7 8 7 8 six seven eight seven eight keep
one two three four five six seven eight two three four five six seven 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 8 6 7
8
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6 7 8 5, 6, 7, 8. 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Come on, bruh!
Fuck you talking about, bitch?
Ain't nobody on B, motherfucker. Stop playing with me bro
anybody
fucking off beat
fuck you talking about
that shit cleaning in the motherfucker
okay LNCN with the motherfucking 10 gift- yo, W gifted, chat!
How are they supposed to force you into a box?
Come on, drop gas! Drop gas! need to put the force Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes.
Dabo stream?
What happened to dabo stream? what happened to dabo? I'm not gonna lie, she looks like a Oh, you playin' my song?
I'm not gonna lie she lowkey scary when she mad.
Hold up a sec do we not look out for each other though? Nah you know I do really shit.
I look out for YOU! I LOOK OUT FOR YOU!
I DO the lookin' out! I do the looking out. I do the looking out,
so why don't I look out for you?
Bro she not scared when she mad
You're supposed to be a grown ass man
looking in her eyes and go pipe the fuck down.
Pipe the
fuck down. I don't know who you is in your voice and I don't give
no fucks. Pipe the fuck down. You
bugging the fuck out. Take that shit down from
a ten to a fucking 6.
Fuck is you talking about?
Now talk to me with some fucking respect!
Say how you feel and I'ma tell you how I feel, just like that.
Just like that nigga
Real SOB shit
You feel me
Watch when I get to New York
Watch when I get to towns
Yo all these
A&P niggas
All these other niggas
Me and Fader
Won't be good right
But all these other niggas They gonna meet a girl over there that's gonna boss them around.
They gon' be so mad, chat! Chat, they gon' be mad as fuck! Chris is going to find somebody that's gonna bitch around he don't find him a little
book than john right she don't get take one day and then you just said not do
you know a new york bitch will smack The grills out of Duke's mouth do you
Know that
Do you know
That
We're not Understanding what we getting ourselves into, bro
You feel me?
And let's not act like all New York girls are weird aggressive
It's an aggressive that turns a nigga on
Okay
The aggressiveness coming from a New York girl It's an aggressive that turns a nigga on them. Okay?
The aggressiveness coming from a New York girl,
it may seem aggressive to the outside world,
but it's like they actually care.
You feel me?
You're a bum-ass.
Like what the fuck are you talking about? Who the fuck are you talking to on your phone
So who the fuck is on your phone
That's how I like to be talked to bitch
Talked to me like that
The fuck is he talking about
You feel me, I got a mosquito bite.
Do you feel me? This was so fire wait no at the top. There's only three gold balls
At the top of this there's four golf balls oh
My god, oh my god
I don't know if I want to say what I'm gonna say because I don't know if I should say it
Yeah You guys have unlocked something big and what i want to say because i don't know if i should say it
chat you guys have unlocked something big i'm gonna do in the future bro
okay you guys have unlocked something big that
okay how about this You guys have unlocked something
that's...
Okay.
You guys have unlocked something
Okay, so you see I have a fake set here, right?
There's going to be something in the future
with a grand prize
and the only way you can win it is by paying attention
to each stream and dissecting the clues within each stream if you don't properly dissect it
you won't get the prize and there could only be one
winner i'm going to be on the riddler's
i'm telling you i'm gonna build some
littler shit.
And like everybody in the internet gonna try to check
Everybody on the internet will try to figure shit out
But you have to pay very, very close attention.
Okay?
It's fake.
It's 100% fake.
That is fucking insane.
Look! This is the room him and MrBeast are in
There's two light switches at the top
Where they at here Kai?
Where they at here Kai?
Was it spy though?
Was it spy to figure out? Ain't no way I just fell for it too
Oh god, I just fell for it
All my life I just fell for it
Wow. See that's what I mean
Streaming is turning into kind of like movie acting bro
There's just a lot of acting going on type shit.
I ain't taking credit because obviously Kai is way better than me and you know?
And I'm just a bum but damn bro!
Oh god I just believed it what the fuck?!
When the fuck did Kai sinat have a perfect
chair
okay that was
that was the least obvious one like
I could've but that was the least
to worry about.
Like, oh God!
Niggas who actually watch me on a daily basis That wasn't even a clue to give out
Not even a clue
but that wasn't even a dead giveaway
because I have multiple chairs of the same shit.
You feel me?
The dead giveaway would be the lighting,
the poles,
the switches.
You feel me?
There's a soft chair.
Well, chat... I got something to tell you.
In about 15 seconds this whole room will explode.
And it is your job to figure out who did it.
Goodbye! Goodbye.
Look at that!
And I fired away and then you motherfucking fired on Jack!
And that motherfucker tough, I ain't'all. That'll be tough high, y'all.
Noticing...
What? I did not click that.
Yo!
Yo!
Oh yeah, that one actually turned out really good.
YO!
The negative in my nut! Oh yeah, that one actually turned out really good.
You know Faze gonna get you right?
We got an extra room if we wanna sleep here, girl.
Yeah.
Jay next up with the pocket depreciated.
Yo!
Bam.
We got an extra room like a...
You're not just trying to...
Huh?
You're not just trying to...
You can't.
There's a setup right there. Well... Yeah. Oh. You're not just a stranger. Huh? You're not just a stranger.
You can't, there's a setup right there!
Well...
Yeah.
Ooohhh.
Now next time I'm going home tomorrow.
Nah, I'm not-
I'm going home tomorrow.
I mean, I'll follow you up.
He called A&P house home?
Look in Kaz's back, cause you can tell it's fake.
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, but nobody spotted that.
Alright so we out here outside. You drew me. What's your name?
My name is Austin. Austin you drew me awesome let's see how we look oh it made me
by the way a kid just walked up and said I don't know your name but I know you
know Kassanak.
So my new name is Akid and no Kassanak so there ya go.
I love Yachty man!
I fucking love Yachty man.
I fucking love Ka-
Yachty bruh.
Same fit!
It's a fake room Davis. You didn't notice this until after dickhead
Wow this is so crazy
LA Fitness looking for you nigga bros in debt that is doing 100
Wait what is doing 100 wait what wait how did you get this
wait how the do you got this and how am i in debt oh wait how do you have this? Man that's doing 100 n-
I gotta figure it out bro
Talk about it
WHY WHERE
HOW DO YOU ALWAYS DO THINGS
SPIN WHAT DO I DO How do you always do this? Spin!
What do I do?
Pull the white.
Best one.
And you know what,
I'm not even gonna say all this shit here nigga
I'm going to come back.
Pull out! Go get shit now. say all this here i'm going to come back pull off that man I'mma make sure it, cause I'll make sure you don't move. And if you do move, I pull up to your location. Yo what do I do though?
She said niggas on 4Hard for you.
You just hear my heart and then you be like
YO WHAT HAPPENED CHECK?! my heart yo what happened chat
you cannot out i've seen this
your why man yo okay hold on hold on why am i hearing it why am i hearing that grab speeds hair out his scout Hello, the safe for us.
Yeah.
How? Hey, hey, listen!
Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am
Ma'am, ma'am
Give me a thousand dollars
Never mind, never mind, never mind.
Where are you? Nigga, you look scared! I don't know where I'm at. Sir, sir, where am I right now?
Nigga, you look scared!
I'm on 42nd Street, nigga!
Nigga, you look scared!
Huh?
You look scared!
I'm not scared?
Look, there's my girl right here!
Sir...
Hey you know who this is?
This is Karsa Nash.
I'm talking about that!
Bo, where are you going?
Nigga, I don't know!
Nigga, I'm out here!
Hey, listen, listen
Where am I right now? Where am I right now?
Where am I at right now? Times Square.
Hold on let me talk to him! Let me talk to him!
Watch this chat.
Hey, I'm really in the city though right? Watch this chat
Wait no, I didn't say no. Let me talk to him
Hey bro how you you doing bro?
Wait, do you know who I am?
I would tell you to smack the shit out of The Shea.
But um
I'll be there soon bro
I'm taking
I'll be there soon I'm'm taking I'll be there soon
I'm gonna find you
And I'm gonna bless you
With some shit alright
To be honest
Am I really the
Superhero of this city though
That's all
Who am I the superhero
Me or God
Who am I the superhero I ain't gonna lie to you I'm not even kidding oh The niggas in the hang on live, bro.
It's the first time I ever heard about you, bro.
What the fuck?
What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK?!
Not kind. Have you seen little baby Cybertruck? We're one lead!
Oh nah he's good, he has a whole bunch of security around him. He going home right now.
He got a whole bunch of security around him
Alright chat
Wait hold on
WAIT CHAT IS IT TOP OF THE YARD CHAT? Wait chat is it top of VR chat?
mhm mhm mhm mhm
mhm mhm
mhm mhm uh-huh
oh my god fucking god what Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome 16-time WWE Champion John Cena! so What? what Oh my god that was so badass. I'm going to show I'm a liar I've been training for summer and competition
I got no real competition
No reputation, big blind vision
With no brand of future plan
I got my sales straight
I'm crushing my whole game Wait what?
What? All right. But a WWE is just like, oh my fucking god. They're in a singing mood here tonight.
Sounds like y'all showed up to sing.
Thank you. Sounds like y'all showed up to sing.
That could be why you're here. Check that. Let me course correct it sounded like y'all showed up to make some noise
that is why you're here
why am i here tonight i officially announce my retirement from the wwe What the fuck? Now he, boy is he 47? I hear a mixed opinion out there
a lot of questions maybe right like hey why here and I want to talk about that
for a second I want to talk about that for a second. I wanna talk about Toronto.
Matter of fact,
I wanna talk about Canada.
Matter of fact, want to talk about Canadians
You see, I've been doing this a while
I've been in WWE for over two decades
Holy shit
And in that time i have seen incredible waves of prosperity like we got right now
wwe is the hottest ticket in town, no doubt.
And I've also seen tremendous hardship
and that's when no one knows your name
nobody wants to be a friend and only the most dedicated hardcore fans stand by
your side side.
So in all those years, one of the most important
one of the most impressive things
that I learned was whether the WWE is hot or cold
Canadians always show up oh We want freedom!
You need to be making noise for yourself because all of you built this to what it is today which in my mind makes
this right here the perfect place to say what i gotta say oh nigga say it! Nigga say it!
But why now?
Right? Why now?
Because it's money in the bank!
The only because it's money in the bank! The ultimate symbol of opportunity.
And this farewell,
and this farewell does not end tonight.
It is filled with opportunity.
Everybody,
Raw makes
history next year
when it moves to Netflix.
Oh my gosh.
I've never been a part of Raw to Netflix. Oh my gosh, guys.
I've never been a part of Raw on Netflix that is history, that is a
first and I will be there
and along with that history making firsts we are going to build so many unforgettable lasts
the 2025 royal rumumble will be my last.
The 2025 Elimination Chamber, will be my last
and I'm here tonight to announce that in Las Vegas, WrestleMania 2025
will be the last Wrestlemania I compete in.
This nigga think he slick.
This nigga retiring so he can play fucking GTA!
Bruh! BRUH!
This nigga tryna play GTA 6 bro?
Nah, bro.
This nigga really about to retire, Chad.
What the fuck?
I know. Hey Hey that's
Hey
Hey
I want to
Hey
I want something
To hit y'all real quick
That's how y'all know
We growing up chat
That's how y'all know
We growing up, bro.
It's gonna get to the point where you're gonna be looking at your kids like...
Man, you don't even know about John Cena?
Man let me tell you about John Cena nigga!
Man I think you don't know shit about joe let me tell y'all about
john cena they'll be like huh elevate it is a ladder, dumbass.
I know, I know that's a lot to take in right?
Probably a lot of questions out there.
Which is why I'm telling you right now
I am going to kick off
the press conference right after the show
and I will be fielding any
and all questions
having to do with my retirement.
You are not gonna wanna miss it,
but in the vein of ultimate opportunity
I want to take advantage
of one right here, right now with everybody. I want to say thank you. Thank you, Sina!
Thank you, Sina!
What an incredible gesture of kindness. I want to say thank you. Thank you so much for letting me play in the house that you built for so many years. Thank you so much always for your voice, because it's really loud and your honesty because
it's beautifully brutal. And most of all, thank you so much for allowing me to be here with you tonight.
To let the whole world know that we are planning something unforgettable
which also involves me returning to toronto to kick some ass!
So, if you are watching at home or you're one of the insanely loud here in toronto canada
or if you're a wwe superstar if you want some, hurry up
and come get some!
Cause the last time
is now!
That was actually fire.
I ain't gonna lie, that was fire.
I ain't gonna lie, that was fire chat.
That was fire bro.
Now it's time to play some fucking VR chat my nigga.
That was actually fire, bro. Chat, who's your favorite wrestler?
A lot of niggas believe me but my favorite was Rob Back.
Is that ass is brought back ass?
Or nah? Yo, you know why he became my favorite?
Because Mark Henry fat ass fucked up his...
He was doing a bench record and Michael
Mark Henry fat ass fucked it up
They had me thinking whoa they have me thinking that mark henry was the strongest nigga in the world.
They had this nigga put in trucks,
all that shit man.
Just to find out this nigga gonna
sabotage Ryback?
Shit pissed me off my nigga oh fuck hold on oh fuck chat we are back.
Wait...
VR motherfucking chat, hold on.
Are you guys ready chat? Summer school!
SUMMER SCHOOL! Summer school!
Wait, how do I join?
How do I join
So after joining a whole discord call my nigga
Join the whole discord call my nigga? Chet, i have to join a whole discord call my nigga?
Oh my god. I almost leaked
Oh my fucking God
I gotta join a whole fucking discord call my nigga
YO a whole fucking discord call, my nigga. Yo!
Woo!
What? Damn! Damn, damn, damn.
Listen to me already.
Yo!
Yo mic is shit by the way
Hey bitch by the way hey turn your camera on turn that Turn that bitch on!
Hold up. Uh uh uh.
Nigga, don't got off.
Nigga aren't you supposed to be in the fucking game?
Nigga,
this is what we do first.
Don't we do this first?
Fuck no! What's going on, man?
What's going on, bro?
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. Talk to me! It's been a long What's going on, bro?
Talk to me.
It's been a long ass time, bruh.
You've been good, bruh.
Yup.
Nigga, where your energy at, bitch? Nigga, I'm gonna hop on the game! I just want to see how yall bitch ass doin'!
Good my nigga? How you doing bro?
Damn.
I be real good man, you know.
Let me show you something my nigga.
This motherfucker right here bro!
You see this motherfucker right here bro?
That boy should look at that!
Oh that's actually fine.
I ain't gonna lie.
Damn!
It's tough, bro.
She has been a fucking movie, bro.
That's hard.
You know what?
Hell yeah. Okay, y'all. a boy made London hell yeah okay
yo who the fuck is
Yato and BS
nigga I'm just sitting here chilling
oh not this dumbass nigga!
I don't know what the fuck this is.
You're gonna do ragged and cap at the same time
calling me a dumbass nigga?
But why do you keep trying to put on this voice that you've been putting on for three years?
Oh my god!
Why do you keep doing that you've been putting on for three years. Oh my god!
Why do you keep doing this? Nigga, no one's doing-
You want me to join them on phone?
No.
Use your real voice bro.
Bitch, this is my real voice
Okay why do you think it's fake?
I'm just gonna act like it's your real voice
No no no but why do you think it's fake?
Cause you tryna talk like you pop
smoke with Duke Dennis brois bro first off i
sounded before duke dennis was even dude dennis
i've been like this since high school okay but so your balls just dropped at
13. Like, 16?
Uh-uh.
She's crazy though.
But hey my nigga!
We back on this VR shit!
VR school!
VR school!
Hey look though, I like-
Bro, I just wanna get into that action bro.
So what?
Am I in summer school are we ready?
Oh hell yeah. Yeah we're
ready bro. Alright so what you gotta do that at baby?
Alright bad buddy
Alright bud.
Alright chat Alright chat.
Alright chat!
Here we go, chat.
PWL chat chat pwl chat
wait fuck what did i leak hello Why haven't they invited me chat?
Why haven't they invited me?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on. Come on bruh!
Come on bruh!
Thank you. Here we go, chat!
Here we go!
Spin up the dubbings!
Wait how do you- what are you talking about again?
D or- is it V or F?
Do they have a new school it's a new
school is it v
let's see.
Oh, shit.
Okay, here we go. Alright Hold on my shift is fucked up
Hello
Hey nigga
Hello what's up bro
What's good man What's good, man?
What's good my nigga?!
How do you-
Mr. Senech!
My name is Abdul and it is very nice to meet you yaar
Who the fuck is this nigga?
What the fuck? This is Abdul
My name is Abdul
What's good Abdul?
What are you doing Mr. Sadat? Very good, very good, very good
Yeah!
Okay okay wait is he like a teacher or something?
Man he's just one of the students. I'm a student, I'm a student
Wait!
Wait Abdul
What's up brother? How are you doing?
Dude
Mr Sonnet meet Skash Meet Skash What are you doing? What's up brother? Mr. Sarnac, meet Sketch!
Wait!
SKETCH?!
Where hang on...
Is it me or are you talking to Megan?
Oh what's up, Sketch?!
What's up, brother?!
How are you?!
Marty?!
Yo!
It's that guy. Wait, Marty?
Marty what happened to you?
You look like
you fuck bitches now
What's up Some people came back in you know okay okay okay okay okay
see we upgraded this bitch we upgraded wait how do I turn off my notifications?
Notifications?
All right, push Escape.
Yeah.
Do you see where it says your name on the top left?
Yeah. Click that, and you see where it says your status?
Click that.
I didn't do nothing to disturb.
I bet cinema.
Let's go.
All right.
As you can see we had...
Walk with me man.
Walk with me. Don't run we had... Walk with me man, walk with me.
Don't run with me, walk with me.
Okay okay okay.
You seen this kid be-
We upgraded our establishment.
All the time we didn't have no bread
but now we got bread boy, okay?
I remember when that school was fucking ass.
Ever since I transferred to the school I was able to put some funds in here Oh
Put some fun in here wait
How old are you like 40 oh. Oh hell no.
Hey, tell him to put streamer mode on
because that shit...
I'm good, let's go.
Alright.
Ooh!
Oh, shit. Okay, pull up. Alright, hold on. Hey! Take a look at the score man!
Oh shit chat!
What the?
Bro what?!
Y'all niggas getting money!
Yeah we going to get it!
We're going to get it!
We got this!
We got this!
We got this!
We got this! We got this! We got this! No, it's just Rudy. Y'all niggas getting money!
I'm going to the cap game.
Yeah?
Hell yeah, we're going up here, man.
You already know.
You already know.
Hey, Kyle, hold on.
Watch this.
Let me show you down here.
Wait, wait, wait. Don't move, don't move, don, wait, don't move, don't move,
I'll be right back.
What the fuck?
The fuck?!
So how how you been bro?
Wait wait is it named sketch or stretch
I don't know. You tell me it's stretchy
Wait but It's stretchy. Wait, but... Why do you look like Tom?
Wait, who do you look like?
Yeah, what does he look like?
Yeah, are you Peter Parker?
Yes I am. Go to this school here.
It's a pretty good sch- and it's the only avatar I can find.
It's uh... Tori
Hold on, hold on. Stay right there Stay right there
Just for you, Kai.
Well I gotta make sure he's not an alien or nothing, hold on.
This is looking very intimate!
Alright alright we back in this motherfucker come on let's go.
Come on come on let's go. Alright c'mon c'mon!
That nigga got a lazy eye chat I'm selling nicks out the zip baby
Well i can't wait to see the bitches bruh
What that? It is the crea-
AHHHHHH!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
YO!
IT WAS AN INDIAN MIGER!
YOOOOOO! He was in here with a minor! Nooooooo!
You good?
He was in here with a minor!
What you talking about What the fuck? FUCK!
Chris, Chris, don't get scared of him!
Don't get his ass-
Where did he go? Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
BRO!
He went down!
HE'S RIGHT THERE LOOK! YOOOOOO! Bro! He went down, he's right there look!
Yo where did he go? Hello?
Where'd he go? Where'd he go? Hello? Wait what the fuck?!
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK! What the fuck?
Yo, yo, yo! Yo stop!
Hey doctor stop stop stop
Stop real quick doctor stop
Beat his ass
We have a couple questions for you, buddy.
We have a lot of questions for you.
Mr Hanson!
Mr Hanson do the honors
Hey, you know me
I'm Chris Hanson
You looking for that girl who's you doing with her
oh that that doesn't happen that's just my daughter
that's a two-time your daughter you said. Your daughter? It's your daughter!
Your daughter...
Why was he chasing after your daughter and why was she trying to get away from you if that's your daughter?
I'm here to help her learn with computers.
Yo, yo! Somebody put out their phones!
He's here to meet a 15 year old!
He's here to meet a 15 year old bro!
Wait! Hold on!
Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am!
Ma'am!
Ma'am, what are you-
Ma'am how old are you?!
I'm scared.
Are you okay?
Is that your dad?
No, I don't know him.
You don't know him at all?
Okay.
Wait!
Wait!
Ma'am!
Ma'am, how are you?
He's on Twitch whisperer.
Oh, he's on Twitch whisperer.
Oh, he's on Twitch whisperer. Oh, he's on Twitch whisperer. Oh, he's on Twitch whisperer. Wait, wait, wait man! Ma'am how old are you?
How old are you ma'am?
Fifteen.
Hey go get his ass bro! Go get his ass bro! I want this for a day!
Stop running bro!
Hey!
Mouthpiece please fucker!
Get back over here!
Sorry, sorry.
I'm just gonna take the fucking car.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're not supposed to be in there.
You're not supposed to be in there.
You're not supposed to be in there. You're not supposed to be in there. You're not supposed to be in there. Stop running, stop running, stop running. Mastin please! Stop running!
Hey get back over here!
Stop running, stop running, stop running.
Stop running!
Hey listen, listen man, listen man.
Doc come here.
Hey Marty, Marty, Marty! Oh. Come here. Morty, Morty!
I'm Noah Lott's baby.
Bro, is this how the school year is turning out?
The summer school at least
You got a grown ass nigga in summer school
Nigga you see that bro
Don't even worry about it bro
Alright come on! Come on!
Aight aight aight aight.
Alright.
You ready to go see your new classroom man?
Yes!
Hold up. I got a lot of people.
You understand?
Hold up.
Come on.
Follow me!
Let us go.
What the fuck is going on?
Chat, what the fuck
is going on, chat?
Oh shit.
Oh my...
Hey, how are you doing? I can't stop looking Oh shit. Oh my-
Hey, how are you doing? I can't stop looking!
This guy here is a guidance counselor.
What the fuck?!
Wait hold on y'all.
Oh. Wait, hold on y'all. Wait, wait, what you doing?
What are you boys up to?
Save some for the rest of us
we're just getting my student we're going back to class all right
good STAND IN- Hey!
What are you doing out of class?
Hey, come on.
Do you guys need hall passes?
STAND AWAY AND GET US SOME PUSSY
I want a hall pass
I want a hall pass to your office
I...I...
Sir, I need you to get back to class
Alright my fault Yes sir we do!
I want a hall pass to the office!
Wait, hold on!
Wait, shorty!
Hold on shorty!
What is-
Shorty what's your name?
God...
My names like I'm the secretary
Do you have a hall pass?
You said what?!
Come on.
Nah, but I can use one
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Go!
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOD DAMN Excuse me sir No!
God damn.
Excuse me, sir. Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me, sir.
It's time to go.
All right, all right, all right.
Oh you're good?
Come on.
What the fuck?
You see, guy that is a distraction.
You have to calm down man.
But I shit fat!
I understand. That's a mismatch.
That's the guy on the ground just running.
No one has to say it again.
Everybody quiet down, please everybody!
What the f- Okay, okay.
Everybody set the fuck up real quick.
Back the fuck up!
The new students! Everybody say Hi Kai!
Hi Kai!
YAAAAA
What's up what's up
What's up what's up How ya doin' That's all I got, that's all. That's all, that's all, that's all.
God this is your heat right here man go ahead and take a shit.
Oh Kevin Wong for you! My ass was all up on it.
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?
Yo yo! What I tell you let me out. Stop with all that weird stuff there man.
Stop with all that weird shit.
Ew... YO FAN UP! I don't like worship.
Yo, Phantom!
What's going on?
Get sturdy, come! Get sturdy!
Get...
Yo.
This is hard to get like-
Yo who the fuck is gonna be a sturdier?
Get sturdy.
My ears are fucking bleeding man.
What is that moist?!
Moist critical? Yeah. You're not playing, you're not playing back it! Wait is that moist?
What's going on Moist Critical here
What the fuck Moist critical what's up brother Oh no, we can't stop drinking.
Yo what the fuck Influential man we got please be duke one of the most influential men in the world you understand me who is this is it me NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Come on, Miggas.
I'm your medium to spam. Everybody settle down, please!
Wait is that Duke?
Me and Duke go way back, he was on the mountaintops of Alabama when I was marching
Duke was the first one to knock down the barricade
Daaaaaaamn! Damn!
If you are black, we're gonna take some people off the roster. Any nigga wearing skinny jeans to a public event?
Oh!
I think I'm done.
Mr. Kai looks like you are wearing the skinny jeans.
No I'm not! These are baggy!
ROUCH! ROUCH! is I don't know if I'm gonna be... If I have to make a decision.
Hey, can I join on? Get the shit out of here! I thought my niggas hey my father is Hey, my fault bruh!
Why you getting all up in that face? I'm not playing games
Wait, wait
What's going on?
Chill tight I'm gonna chill. I'll chill, I'll chill Taisha.
Taisha, why you not in your seat?
Oh no! Imma talk to you soon.
You wanna talk to me soon?
NO!
I'M ROCK, I'M ROCK
I'M ROCK, I'M ROCK I'm rock! I'm rock, I'm rock, I'M ROCK!
We must stand at the mountain tops of Alabama.
We must sing from the heavens that one single Bitcoin is in black and white.
Say it! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What the hell we doing?
Somebody need a lemon now.
Who plays Subway?
Oh shit!
CODY!!!
I was sharpening my pencil, teacher! I ain't do nothing.
I was sharpening my pencil.
Wait, Cardi! You look like...
This don't look like you today.
What's your name? Yo, Shell, it's probably a good idea to have people...
I can stay in this house and sleep.
I like the way that's standing.
Yo drop the album nigga! Aight?
Drop the fucking album bitch.
Let me walk around.
God damn it, make! Just sit the fuck down!
Damn!
Big time! Big time!
Shut up!
Everybody shut the fuck up here. Everybody shut the fuck up here!
Everybody calm down!
Everybody calm down!
Martin Luther King is right in front of us. MARTIN LUTHER KING IS TRYING TO TALK!
THE FUCK ARE WE DOIN'?
I don't know who this guy is, shut up.
You're my king, my bad!
Now I've been to the mountaintops of Mississippi
I have SEEN white bosom that you could not believe or fathom
What?
White Bosom
You're gonna stop me taking notes? White person. Oh, see!
White woman. I have seen the napkin Americans
I have seen
The sun dodgers The mayo connoisseurs, the Caucasian congregate. And I do say that
i stand in front of you guys proud to say that we can stand together as one nation I'm Mason. I love you, Martin! I love you, Martin!
I love you, Martin!
Tell Duke Dennis he owes me $20.
What?!
Alright class, alright class! What? WHAT?!
How are we doing tonight? How are we doing?
Good, good, good.
Please quiet down for me
please, quiet down for me
What am I hearing? This nigga's one of the worst fucking fantasy gang. What the fuck? Damn you, Phantasy.
You gonna break that damn bag, huh?
He's two fans in my ass!
I give a fuck about that shit with the Phantasys. No no no no no no Oh my god.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no,
relax!
Yo, relax bro I don't got any food though!
I don't have any food my nigga!
I DON'T HAVE ANY FOOD MY NIGGA!
Yeah get in the corner. Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Run them pockets, nigga run those pockets.
I don't have- look look look look look.
The girl down the hall to the left make a right.
The one with Stan Lee, she got pulled.
Nah show me to her. I bet. You gotta pay up nigga.
Hey! I'll be right back!
Wait wait wait, wait, wait
It's her! She got it all
Yeah what's up with you?
Hi
I do For students that act right what you got to do it when the audience that I could be there oh not she on some
free shit gang what's that we all right I want you to say it. No no no! What did she just say? She talking about some awesome students
for some students that act right.
Hell nah, hell nah.
She on some freak shit gang.
You need to run them pockets.
Nah Stan, you hitting that. You not standing there. Leave this woman alone okay?
Stan, Stan you hearing that be honest Stan!
We don't talk about that
Game recognized game?
Damn, hey there motherfucker!
You getting some of that Stan Lee dick right?
Don't you have class to be attending
right now?
Oh, she trying to get nasty with us right now. I think so.
I think so.
Alright, come on!
You guys have recess coming up soon.
They're coming back, they're coming back, they're coming back... It's like we can't really fucking hear anything
I-I
Yes I have the class, okay? Yes. We learning?
Yes sir!
We here we here
Alright
Here's what i'd like to know How was your guys' 4th of July?
It was great!
She like exposing and shit!
You know, Ammo didn't like it!
Didn't like it! I blew my hand off. You didn't like it?
No, Elmo didn't like it.
Elmo?
ELMO WHAT THE FUCK YOU DID THIS TO LAPOF?!
Elmo tried to get some bitches, but Racco was there.
Nah, I won't get no beaches.
Oh shit!
Hey listen, I'm a real nigga. Ammo with Snowball Records here.
Yo, man what?
Ammo!
Ammo you a virgin?!
Is he Bart's name?
You know what? Am, are you a virgin?
Uh... Listen.
I see you in the back of class trying to get some bitches
I could get more bitches than you in this class
I bet that
Damn, that's a challenge
It's like a fucking challenge Dennis didn't start talking Oh, no. I got Pax on the low. You heard me?
Dennis didn't start talking chat!
What you got?
I'm not on deck.
Yo take your old ass out of office bro!
Nah what you mean they don't have to ask for the loan.
I got them stimulus checks on deck man, no gas.
They're getting his stimulus checks boy. On deck, man. Gas! Yo!
Hold it down Joe!
Hold it down!
What's he going crazy in the presidential booth?
Hold it down!
Alright so I'm gonna be...
I got that stimulus check on deck!
...a select few people to come up here and tell me how your July 4th went.
Okay, you're a dude?
I want to go ahead and get...
Hey!
Letus, come up here!
Letus!
I wouldn't say you were a dude.
All right, let's do it now.
Go ahead.
Tell me, how was your July 4th?
You know my name's Litas.
Nice to meet y'all obviously Litas cause you know look at me healthy six pack and all.
My fourth of july I spent working out getting you know getting my abs in
Stuff like that and i had the bad bitches on deck
You know the twins
But uh something light you know
Where are some bad bitches?
Wait is that Okay there we go Wait! WAIT
Is that-
Is that Lacey?
I KNOW WHAT I got one! I got one Lacey! Lacey, I got one!
Dollar! Oh god, ohLA! I got a fuckin' iPad, James.
Oh god, oh god, I got one, I got one!
Make me sweat, make me hot...
That was weird.
That's weird.
He's so weird, This nigga is a weirdo. They making fun of you?
You know what I do when they get down?
You know what happens when I get down?
Bro, your forehead is actually fucked.
I don't either.
What was that doing here?
Is it actually late team?! Yeah, go somewhere else. What was I doing there? IS IT ACTING LATESY?!
Yeah, go somewhere better.
Where's Katcha?
Well who would tell us?
What are you doing? What's happening? Hey, hey! Oh shit!
He tried to escape.
Wait that's not Lacey!
Oh fuck.
If I- if I must...
They win? He keeps shitting on himself I went okay, I was a little...
So the first of July is when my wife was trampled by a herd of kings and she's dead so what I did is I grabbed the only picture I have of her left.
It's my favorite day to like...
...and like this
What the fuck?!
Honestly no one gives a fuck.
They asked!
They asked my children!
I didn't get any fucking money in the machine!
Why the fuck are you talking to me, bitch?
Well, you ugly as fuck!
God damn it. It's okay we're here for you.
Oh, sorry get the turn.
Yo, he's ass be ugly as fuck!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh my god! Yo!!!
What is happening?
Get down in front I'm trying to see the person presenting here.
Talk to me Michael. I'm trying to see the person present here. Yo, why is the secretary here?
Oh hell no!
Just me and the kids, you know?
We didn't do much but that, you know?
I wanna come to Neverland!
You want to come to Neverland!
You want to come to Neverland, Kyle? Yes.
Like- like- like-
I actually look up to you bro.
Oh do you really?
Can you show me a dance move? What's your favorite dance move?
Chocolate vanilla swirl.
This one here.
The moo-wop! Okay. The moonwalk! The moonwalk!
Moonwalking!
I've never seen somebody hit the
moonwalk better than me
listen you guys are all invited to neverland okay yes okay lesson but unfortunately
we've been having some problems already we've been having some problems already
that's the worst we've been having some problems already so i need to take some
of you with me to the office let me go let me go let me go red 1k
michael Michael? Let's go.
Let's go.
You know what you did, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go. Why the fuck you getting dropped backwards bro? Yo they done got me while I was talking
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What's up? Hey what did i do? Oh shit! Bro, free ass money. I'm gonna bust up for no reason bro. What we do bro? Let's go.
Bro, free ass money.
You call yourself elder?
What did he say? What the hell was that, Elder? Yo let go.
Yo free me me, dog!
Yo, free us till it's
backwards mode they don't got us locked up
for no reason. What the fuck?
Millennia?!
Get your ass over here, bro. This could've been more trouble, buddy. Millenia!
You're in more trouble bro, you gotta fuck this up for us.
Wait am I in trouble?
Free ourselves backwards bro Let's go Bro, we be all in trouble. Yo, free us bro! Free us to this backwards, bro! We got right now...
Let's go! Oh my god, bro.
Listen...
Oh my god, bro.
Why did it do anything?
Yo, bro, free us to this backwards, bro!
We ain't doing shit! How screwed has he been?! yo bro free us to the back we do say it
that's good Let's get it!
What the fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK?!
WHAT THE FUCK?! What the fuck?
Y'all don't see this shit?
Yeah, what's that?
Why you locked and working in school gang?
Yo let's just get into this room before we get into more trouble.
We're two.
Okay, okay come on for real!
Bro what did we do?
We about to get in trouble bro.
Yo bitch ass is out there in the hallway bro.
I'll give some more trouble
Hey listen
Alright
I knew you were fucking in there but it doesn't-
Enough of the language
Everybody be quiet!
Yo yo yo Let them talk.
That boy stay and get that shit on, chat.
Oh my... shit on chat oh my
oh my god bro
I just sat down
yeah lead the way! Yeah, lead the way Lex.
That shit fat bro.
That shit's stupid.
You gotta tell me twice. What the fuck? Yeah, but I'll go down to the Get us down to the gym away from
What the fuck?
Yo why the fuck say bounce
Say bounce when I walk WHAT THE FUCK
Yo bro not my parents y'all wanna chill bro
Let's go
You should call my parents but i'll call you mommy
That what? Should call my parents but I'll call you mommy What?
WHAT THE FUCK
Excuse me Mr. Principal, can you please explain why are my students in here? What did I do, bruh?
First of all, we need them to get in line
What'd you mean?!
I gotta say wait It's not Jim time.
Fuck!
Come on bro, you about to get us in more trouble bruh.
Bro, set your lame ass up nigga!
Come on!
I run this school for a long time!
Relax, relax, relax...
Everybody come down!
Oh yeah, everybody coming down!
Get him! No, not like the past set! Get in the mile and get out of here! Oh, yeah. I'm going to eat that chicken.
Everybody on the line.
Everybody over here.
Okay.
Let's go.
Yo, we posted right now.
Michael Jackson could you please get out from inside of me?
What the fuck!
Ty, get in line.
Nigga I am in line.
Nigga why would I am in line!
Bro go right back to your pit. Get in line!
Bro we posting.
We looking tough right now.
So you want me to like mug shots?
Hey I'm-I'M NOT BEING MASHED UP THIS!
You guys are in trouble yes and I'll be ready and open calling your parents.
Now...
I heard... no
I don't know why
you decided to throw paper balls
in class.
Bro, it was a joke.
It's not even that serious though.
That's what it is. You just showed ass to the tank.
Yo, word too?
Oh.
Okay. Crash out on us. Yeah. Oh.
I received reports that there was fireworks in the locker room,
In somebody's bag?
No!
That's him! That's Kai I'm snitching. Yo, that's Kai I'm snitching.
I mean does she wanna go with me to check my bags?
We can do it. I think she'd do. so she want to go with me to go check my bags Are those yours?
You know, I usually skip this part right?
What do you mean?
Like I'm loving the roleplay right now.
You know how much trouble you're in.
Can- can you tip my butt back one more time?
Yo, Mr. Lee!
I mean, the prettiest of Mr. Lee's!
YAAAAAAA!!! Those are yours.
It has your name on the inside.
Hey, you know what you're doing!
Let me tell you something.
Hold on, can I go talk to you upstairs real quick?
Can I go talk to your office or somewhere private real quick?
You have the next five seconds to get in that gym.
Five seconds is all I need!
Let's go.
She know what she doing, chat.
Am i like chat Did you beat that shit down? Did she go through your bag? Did she beat that shit down to it?
Enough, enough, enough.
There was nothing deep down there.
You always know how much I waste every time.
You're wasting my time right now, man!
You know what?
You know where you stand so I got mad respect for you bro.
Man, look at you! You stand for I got mad respect for you, bro. Ah fucks sake!
He can't two-spin on the doggie, bro he don't even know what a doggie is.
Last and final thing...
Okay, yes sir?
What is this so called boys group chat that I heard about?
Oh shit, oh fuck!
Alright, alright, let's go.
Oh shit.
Boys lean shit! Boys lean! Wait, how does he know about that? Who is Lee?
Which one of y'all was it?
Yo which one of y'all motherfucking snitched bro
Yo word to which one of y'all was it bro
Wait what group chat?
God they leaked the bloodshot!
Well, I saw your name in it.
No you didn't. Prove it.
Guys, honesty is key Prove it! Yeah, I saw. No brother, you cannot see a desk. Prove it right now!
Guys honesty is key!
Honesty is key!
You don't see shit!
Listen, listen
I said it
I said what I said
You said it?
I said it
What?
I said it
What desk? You know what- You said some. I said it. What?
That's talking.
You said some very provocative things about an Amazon train.
No, you know what?
I'm going to step up.
I'm going to be very honest.
Yeah, what kind of train?
What kind of train?
We want the one that trains on a train.
Why are they looking back at me like that? We're the one that trains on a bus!
I'm gonna be Rue.
I'm gonna be Rue, we all want our stuff.
Hey, Tsuki. You are the Tsukibira, alright? what. This nigga Oh my god bro like
Oh my god They got the big booty b****es out here. They got the big booty b****es out here.
Oh my GOD!
Are you cop blocking, bro?!
I'm sending all of you guys to detention now.
Was he trying to fuck the principal?
What?!
Wait, huh?!
You trying to fuck a-
We seen what you was doing, bro!
You not alone!
Y'all have a good time in there?
Fuck you, you're fucking stupid!
Can I come in this position right now?!
Shit! I you going to detention?
Where's detention my nigga?
It's upstairs, c'mon hold it
You guys can spend some time in detention If i am being very honest Damn Oh, Dom and then he's still there
Nigga shut up
I don't know what the fuck
Damn, they keep fucking running and shit bruh
Oh my gosh
Bro the distance is right ahead
Oh wait
My fault!
You good gang?
Bro I'm not trying to get attention bruh
DUKE!
Yo Duke Dennis
What's up?
Yo I heard he built the school bell.
Yo, I heard he built this school but I heard he found this shit together.
Dick.
BITCH! BITCH GET AROUND DUDE! I don't know what to do. Ma'am, are you okay?
Bitch get around Duke Denison!
Oh my god!
Bitch get around Duke and go-
What the fuck?!
What the fuck going on?! BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK?
Bitch, are you- Bitch, are you?
Bitch!
Get in that room man, get in the room.
Bitch, you have been doing this all day!
Is this The Glory Hall?!
Bitch, you-
I need to haul you guys in here.
Is this The Glory Hall?!
Let me get in there now.
Oh my gosh!
I need you to take a seat We can go in the play place together.
Hey, shut the fuck down, nigga!
Nigga, how do you know?
What did Roach say?
But why they keep following me, chat? I'm not gonna lie, I don't like it. This nigga is buggin' the fuck out!
Jumping on the windows and shit.
How you doing, shorty?
Oh damn!
Come down... How you doing shorty? Bombay! Pull up bombay
What's the essay about? I'm not shy, you're shy.
You like your shy shit? Like how to say that?
How to say that? You supposed to pull up on me!
What do you mean?
How old are you, Ease?
I'm older than you, I'm 25.
25?
Mm-hmm. Older yeah.
Oh, y'all didn nigga get the fuck up behind me
Nigga can you stop trying to fuck every fucking student you see?
NIGGA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
Shit right now
He's teaching
He's teaching He's teaching me something right now oh I'm about ready to rescue Mr. Lee too Yo
See?
Y'all gotta expel that nigga bro
Y'all worried about
Go expel that nigga.
You think he's not gonna school?
You think he's not gonna school, yo nigga this nigga is a grown man!
How bout you guys go worry about him and then see him?
Bro I'm just going over some homework with her, bro. Like, damn!
Yeah.
Mom, go up to the class.
Go with everybody in your class.
Trust me.
Thank you.
We're gonna see each other in a little bit.
I bet.
Please, please just go to fuck with this bitch.
Jesus Christ.
Hey nigga look at me.
Look at me nigga.'m above you, nigga.
Did you just cock block me?
Your education comes first, bitch!
The hell are we doing?
This is not outside, we're not outside right now.
We are not outside, we are in class
We are learning to do shit
Now you're in attention
right now boy
Before I go get my life Come on
What the fuck? Upstairs!
What the fuck?
Dude, she's coming upstairs, nigga.
She did your ass like Tyler!
Did you come inside? Did you come inside?
I'll see you later.
Can you come in here real quick?
I got something to show you.
Yo, hold up, hold up.
Yo, I ain't gonna lie...
She can punish me in any way anywhere possible I wouldn't care.
Anybody want your bitch nigga?
Stay away from my girl bro let me find out you talking to her again in this shit late ya heard?
Why don't you just move? I ain't doing nothing! It's late, y'all. Stop playing.
Thank you, Michael!
What the heck?
Why are you telling me from New York or some shit?
That's what I'm saying.
That's exactly
what I'm saying, Jorge.
That's exactly
what I'm saying.
Please take your seat.
Hey, listen, bro. Let me just do my time and I'm out of here man. Pay attention to the lady. Please don't talk to her, okay?
Oh my God, man.
Hey, Chad, let me just do my time, bro, for the crime, bro.
I'm not going to lie, Redux.
You sound like a bitch right now.
How long we got gotta be here for?
How you doing?
Yeah, I'm new here how are you doing What's your name is? My name is Miss Silky.
Miss silky?
What's so sick about you?
I'm the detention teacher for the day.
And I've heard, uh...you and your little group of friends have gotten in trouble.
So, I'm going to need you to sit down
and start writing your happy-go-lucky advice.
Hey! You know that you got my initials on your shirt right?
What's that?
What the fuck is that?!
Jesus Christ! Yo, sorry.
That's a good one.
I'm just chillin' in shit like that, Tayshia.
WHAT THE HECK?!
Oh, you see?
Start writing asses.
THERE'S NO- GOD DAMN AHH me we in the start writing essays She was detention. What the fuck?
Wait, what did you do?
What the fuck?
What'd you do?! Fuck the fuck?
You sexy ass shit!
Show him your real voice.
YOU WANT TO FUCK...
ME?!
YOU WANT TO FUCK ME?! You wanna fuck me? You wanna fuck me?
What the fuck does that mean?
Like she tryna fuck
Wait is there a reason you're not saying any words right now?
Could you speak?
What the VARB!
Wait wait why are you looking at me like that?
Take a seat man. The teacher said take a seat.
Let's all take a seat we have a pep rally in approximately 10 minutes let's go.
Yo what's up man? What's up?
Let's go.
Okay okay okay...
Those geophysics are phenomenal!
My eyes don't even fit on that chair shorty Those geophysics are phenomenal!
Your ass don't even fit on that chair, Shawty.
Goddamn!
Hey, what's your name?
Why didn't you say something for the class? Yo, what's your name? Do you wanna write my essay?
Yeah I don't want to write...
I'm not going to lie this bitch is a Ghiats
Holy shit! Yeah, what the fuck?
Sir, is there somebody in the window?
I mean...
Who are you?
Is that what I'm getting? Hey, everybody take a seat. Everybody sit down! Sit down! Sit down! Come on! Damn you blowed up bro!
Let's go let's go let's go!
You know what I'm saying? First we gotta hit the treadmill a little bit.
You know what I'm saying? Eased up on the Chips Ahoy and shit.
Okay okay! I understand but take a seat. He's up on the chips. Oh, okay
Okay WHAT?! BRO, shut the fuck up. Bro what the fuck is going on chat?
Bro can we please put...
Bro can we please get this nigga arrested?
I need to take a seat.
Can we get this nigga-
I'm not standing in the window.
Can we get this nigga arrested?
CAN WE GET THIS NIGGA ARRESTED?!
Sir are you okay?
Is this nigga hanging off the shit?
Sir...
Alright bro. I'ma talk to you soon.
You guys get him lined up outside please
Oh no!
My God.
Mine up outside guys.
Mine up, mine up, mine up.
Oh my god.
I don't know if you're outside.
She said how old?
She said 25? 25?
25?
What the f-
This school is lit.
Oh, my God! I'm gonna be fine. YO!
Oh no this shit haunted on the game bro! We have roaches, goats...
Leaks and-
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Hey Sugi.
Sugi I'm not gonna lie to you guys.
I got kicks pushing in my arms.
Kai!
Kai!
Kai!
Kai!
I don't know if we need an exterminator or something.
Yo, Bombay block!
Oh my god.
Bo, wait. Bo bro stop cock blocking!
Damn like I finally get to give you a one on one ice hold type shit.
Yeah? You know I missed you right?
I feel like you fought with a nigga for real man. What it is?
Right... you got a
you know i don't have a
why would i have a so give me your number
my Hell yeah. You know, you know I really like something about you. What do you like?
Your voice and make me like real hot
No You know, I was feeling about skipping class and doing some homework with you. Some what?
Homework with you.
Let's do it, I'll do some homework with you.
You wanna do some homework?
I mean, I don't got the free though right now.
You have a free crib?
Oh! And uh...the science quiz is coming up. I mean, you got the free clip. Oh yeah.
And that's the science quiz.
Hey, so are you?
How are you doing?
We was we were talking about
that this is really talking about the side.
We're literally talking about homework, literally.
Homework, literally homework.
We're literally talking about homework.
I was going to make sure he got A's. We're literally talking about homework.
I was going to make sure he got A's.
I need you to go with my boy Yotta real quick, Kai.
Go ahead.
Follow my boy Yotta.
Go ahead.
I'm going to see you later, baby.
Morty!
Oh, come on, bro.
Morty. What on bro Morty
Sup bro
Bro that's mine
She was fucking with me
I got her
Morty she was fucking with me bro
Alright, wait wait wait
This is what we gonna do. This is what we gonna do.
We gotta go into the auditorium soon?
I'ma make a distraction, bro.
Got a distraction for you and her.
I'll go to the fucking bathrooms
or some shit, bro.
Got this.
Oh shit, hold on don't go in yet. Don't go in yet.
Hey wait what's the plan?
Take him somewhere else for a second give me a second.
I thought he was naked current.
I bet. Wait no what's the plan? Come on, man.
What's the plan? The plan is...
We finna do music classes some shit right?
When they start playing that music i'm gonna make a distraction
i'ma distract them niggas and you go come get her
you take it to the bathroom and do what you gotta do
i bet my neck Nega That's high shit
We in this bitch
What music
we about to be listening to?
I don't fucking know, I think they finna rap or some shit.
Oh is it a rap battle?
I think so or a fucking dance.
I don't know, I know its music class.
I ain't gonna lie, I'm trying to be a part of that rap battle, bro.
You know what?
I think we can do something with that.
All right, say less, ma'am.
All right, bet.
W-fucking-boy I bet. W fucking Morty, W fucking...
What the f-
Hey! I was just wondering how you've been.
I was just wondering how you been.
What do you mean?
Like what do you like, what do you mean? Ever since that day you've been acting this damn.
Ever since what?
Ever since that day, you've been acting this damn.
It's not me!
It is...
It's not me, it's not me, it's not me. It is, it's not me.
It's not me.
It's not me.
It's not, it's not me.
It's you like...
It's not me.
Like what?
What happened now?
What, like what's up?
You know, ever since I said, you know, we're friends though.
Like, you've just been acting like this then.
Like it's just crazy It's like you don't really want me for real
But you just told me
You confusing me
Like what
You know I fuck it you confusing me like what
you know what let's go to the back right now
okay
don't tell anybody.
Come here, come here.
You know I've been feeling you for a while.
You don't have me do do that but i really want to
i feel like there's a way for me to show you oh uh
i mean what you trying to do?
You got that on your knee,
you trying to suck some dick?
No!
Oh my god!
And I just invite you myself.
Nooo!
Did he chill?
Noooo, they got Danny bro
Danny's here, Danny's here Danny's here! Danny's here! Danny's here!
Danny's here!
You're alive Lex.
Where is the teacher?
Cardi! Cardi, I'm here with you okay? uh rap battle
what the is going on in this school?
You ain't fucking with my party, yo.
Nigga.
Get your ass on stage, nigga.
What are you doing here?
This nigga Diddy Bo
suspend that nigga bro.
Michael!
What is going on?
Michael I- no, I don't want to know more.
I hate you, I hate you. Oh my god. I don't want to anymore
YES!
CARL! Cut! Cut. You dropped three song and disappeared.
Cut!
Drop the fucking album first!
Fuck that nigga!
What?!
Drop this shit already.
Oh my god Michael.
Nigga, K-Cardi?
This is not the time to be mysterious nigga!
Slap. Can you stop shoring off your-
What the fuck?
They just Criss Angel'd us!
WHAT THE FUCK?! We killed him too What the f***?
We can't apply 2 million to be here.
Wait, who am I picking for what? Why are you picking a diss?
Yo, yo, I want to diss... Yo shout out to the teenage girls by the way.
I wanna diss uh...
Oh no!
Motherfucker Oh, no! That's crazy.
What kind of a rap battle is this?
I don't even think this is a rap back then
I think this shit is just getting weird
Hey I can rap!
I make music I can rap! Shit, I can mine now. Shit I can fucking rap stop fucking hating bitch!
I CAN RAP STOP FUCKING HATING MOTHERFUCKERS!
Let's do it.
Who was that clapping?
Okay you call me up show show me what you want.
Tell us the rules!
Is there gonna be no beats?
Is it just going to be quiet?
We goin' street acapella
No, low low low low low low low
pause
I could drop the shit is beat of all time if i need it
You want to wrap that up I'm not gonna lie, I was ready for those myself. But we ain't even close! Alright drop the beat Lemonhead.
Fuck the beat!
No fuck the beat! Acapella nigga!
Are you sure? I got a sick beat!
I GOT A SICK BEAT!
We do it, we do it, man!
My voice is moist!
Man what the fuck?
Are you Osteria? that's the same What the fuck? Everybody walk back in. Everybody walk back in. Ah, yeah! Damn it!
Okay.
Go ahead Abdullah.
I said your stomach's sticking out but your legs aren't back.
Your hands are not wearing on like you had. I say your stomach's sticking out but your legs aren't back.
Your hands mad weird, I don't like your hat.
Your beard looking scruffy, right?
You had a couple of muffins up in your duffy.
I'm talking about.
You wearing that shit from Baby Gap,
That's the extra small.
I ain't playing with you not at all.
Your fingernails dirty.
Man what's the word B?
I'm trying to tell you
Take it all away back To the who scout with your turbine Hey, what is the gap? What's your words?
Morty this is for you. Listen to me
Oh yeah go crazy game
Look
Every time I hop on the mic, I am out of this world.
My pocket's so chubby it's looking like pearl.
Look at this guy!
I seen you talking to little girls.
Oh nooooooo... I see you talking to little girls. Oh shit!
I'm gonna owe me a hug! Oh No... Keep going, hold on! Be quiet, be quiet!
Every time I hop on this mic I can hop on every single floor
Everytime you pass me the mic
You know me and Sheo we are on go
no nah that shit was white wait i was listening to kendrick me and
emmy in the hood we were screaming all the hole 9 out of 10. oh He's so good!
I'm in the house with you!
I love you, yeah. I got a heart, damn!
Damn!
Hey, it's the way.
It's the little way. Yes. Throw it away and...
Yes!
Very nice.
Very nice, very nice, Benji.
Yeah I was looking for a Benji!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Nooooooo! smoke Yeah!
Dude, they're like What?
Where did he go?
Look at you, missed missed your chance! YO!
Hey! Come here with me. Follow me real quick, come on.
Okay.
Chat what the fuck? I'm going to go Hey my first day back was good bro!
So how was the W1st day? They wanna take you somewhere.
They want to take me somewhere?
Mm-hmm.
Where?
Oh, where?
Mm-hmm. Sponsored by one of these females.
Who?
They say they got something real special for you now.
Hold on, stay right here.
Who?
Hey, make sure you don't go nowhere, all right?
Okay.
Please don't go nowhere alright? Okay. Can I please not go anywhere Jesus Christ?
Oh shit...
Oh shit... Oh shit. Oh shit. oh what the
oh Oh.
Who the fuck is it, chat? Hey chat hey
do you remember this Please. Nooo. Noooo.
He good, he good, he good, he good, he good.
Nooooo.
I'm about to shoot this bitch up!
That nigga finna bust his-
AY Everybody leave the school right now.
I'm about to shoot this shit up!
Hey, O'Connor.
What the fuck? Hey, O'Connor. Hey, O'Connor, what the fuck? Hey Okai.
Hey Okai, what about that one?
Everybody in even Flormartha shoot this shit up!
Wait wait wait wait.
Calm down, calm down. Wait, wait, wait.
Calm down, let your guard... Calm down!
Calm down!
You good?
Fucking assholes!
But what was that joke?!
Shit, that joke is two years ago! That was a 2 year old joke!
Chat.
That joke is from two years of fucking go my nigga it's from two years ago chat what the bro oh my gosh, man.
Chat.
Other than that...
Today was a beautiful one though.
Hey! Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me hey listen to me listen to me this is really funny chat I'm not to do something that you guys are buddy be
very proud of me on check today with such W because we had 12 mil
we got a nice desktop stream.
We went on an
IRL. It was
so much fire shit, bro. It was so
much fire shit. Chat, I fucking
love you guys so fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking much.
Um...I'mma give y'all some life updates okay?
We're waiting on New York and I know New York about to be a movie
We doing New York shit back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back, okay?
Shallow!
Thank you so much!
Shallow W!
Everybody say W, Shallow!
Everybody say W fucking Shallow!
We gotta do more the whole summer.
Bro, listen to me.
What we're doing...
I'm gonna give you some life updates on what's going on, okay?
We're in the transition to New York,
meaning I have to pack
the clothes i want to bring over there i'm packing like my essential that
i want to bring over there to bring over there okay not only that I know
I'm closing on my house
To move other shit in there too
Cause I'm getting into property and shit
So
I just got another purchase
of like besides my mom crib
my personal one
so like you feel what I'm saying
shit you know moving
and shit like that
and man I'm not gonna lie. I'm focused on this summer
We're trying to go back to back to back to back to back she I needed this desktop stream though
I need a new scene right here chat
I'm not gonna lie
This is good to be set good reset good we cuz what's about to happen? It might be crazy
So I fucking love all of you guys are on my fucking heart
You guys are fucking amazing
Ashy old days for the five gifted
Listen Ashy old days for the five gifted. Listen!
The Travis Scott streak is not confirmed, it's up to Travis.
He called me and said that.
He needs to confirm that so trap as soon as i get that call we in the green chat
over the night scheming i love you guys so much.
W-Stream, I love y'all so much!
Love ya! Grape Bell Wild and Strong! Promise me
Great well-rounded stream. Hopefully you guys enjoyed it w7 hour It was all part of the story
Even the scary nights Thank you for all of the glory
You will be remembered, oh You'll be another hero to the light remember Niggas are savage, niggas is monsters, niggas is pimps, niggas is players Ten niggas had daughters
Now they preconscious
Father forgive me I'm scared of the karma
Cause now I see women as something to nurture
Not something to conquer
I hope she like Nicki I'll make her a monster Not having menages, I'm just being silly Nigga do we have a problem? How to peck Marlin?
This ain't me the Farkas
I beat his ass, pray I'll be the Chargers
No daddy don't play
Not when it come to they daughters
Don't do no yoga
Don't do Pilates
Just play piano
And stick to karate i pray your bodies drink more like mine
and not like your mommies just being salty but is nuts and i am a i know what
they want i pray that you don't get it all at once curves under your dress
I know its pervs all on the net all in the comments you wanna vomit
thats yo baby you love her to death now she cuttin clads and hangin' with friends
You break a glass and say it again
She can't comprehend the danger she in
If you whip her ass, she movin' with him
But he whip her ass, you gon do it again
But how you the devil rebuking the sin?
Let's pray we can put this behind us
I swear that these times is the wildest
She got the scars, they service reminders
Blood still on her pajamas but
Yesterday is dead
Moment of silence next should be off to collars and then at the altar cause she know that niggas are savage
niggas as monsters niggas as pim, niggas is pimps
Niggas is players to niggas at daughters
Niggas is pimps, niggas is players
To niggas at daughters
Don't you go hop in a hurry your mama be worried oh it was all part of the story
even the scary night thank you for all of your glory You will be remembered
Oh thank you to all the heroes of night
They gotta repeat their callings
The light is burning off
Reality's upon us
Call the stripping off
Call the stripping off
I'm saying it like,
I want a daughter like Nikki.
Aw man,
I promise,
I'ma turn her to a monster
but no menages.
I don't know how he's
saying it but