KaiCenat
⚔️100+ HOUR STREAM⚔️ELDEN RING DLC MARATHON⚔️CLICK HERE⚔️LORD DWARF⚔️ELITE GAMER⚔️FOCUS⚔️
06-21-2024 · 1h 04m
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...... uh The fallen leaves tell a story of how Ahtanesh became Elden Lord. the lord so so oh what you say you how do you
daddy beat the game
sadie with the game You missed a lot, honey. I'm going out of here
Skye, Where are you? so so so so so I'm sorry.
Salem, what?
What happened? Everything's different now.
Ever since you've been on the game, A and B it's over.
We got lives now. You've got families, but it ain't over for you!
What do you mean?
Even when the Tarnage become held in Lord,
When they reach the age of fracture
It is only the beginning.
A war unseen is coming
Tyranny is coming. Tyranny......is coming!
But I have something for you.
... I'll forge this for this very moment. so I got this. It was good to see you, Carl. I'm going to try and get a better view of the uh uh so so so so One hour. so oh No, no.
I'm out of this shit.
Just give me a second I'm going to have to go back and get the Oh! Aaaaahhhhhh!! I'm not sure if you can see it, but the so so so so so I'm sorry. me I'm in the lambs, tell em we broke Never niggas to cross you Walk around like T-Zo
What's up with these jocony ass niggas
Tryna see Compton
The industry can hate me
Fuck them all and they want my
How many options have he got
I mean there is too many options
I'm finna pass on this body
I'm finna pass on this body, I'm John Stockton
Beat your ass and hot the Bible if God watch you
Sometimes you gotta pop out his show niggas
Sutterfuck buggy man, I'm the one that up to score with him
Walking down all time, I know he got some power in him
Put on his extortionate when he done thrown him
Say Blake, I hear you like I'm young
You better not ever go to cell block one
Any of this is a talk from the man love Just make sure you have your little sister from home I'm a rocker woman, can't even just to talk to them and then laugh
Just make sure you hide your little sister from em
They tell me toys don't help you when they get your hand-me-downs
And party at the party playing with his nose now
And Baka got a weird case why is he around?
Certified lover boy?
Certified pedophile
Rock, rock, rock, rock
Rock that fucking mub
Rock, rock, rock, rock
Rock how much dick you still off of me
Why you turnin' like a bitch ain't you tired
Tryna strike a chordork and a party A minor
They not like us, they not like us They not like us
They not like us
You think the K don't let you disrespect
Top Knuckle? I did that open show
But be on that stack
They cold foul, I don't know why you still pretendin'
What is that? How will it look if somebody bitches go up?
The honey is not gum
Shape the stories how ya want it
They're nice and no rabbit hole to steal
Pee-wock and go throw that time and think that something be wrecked
That's for bitchin', you Malibu most wanted
You know I'm a boy who parboil, let's get ready to soff it
Since 2009 I had this bitch jump in
You can't even get a wedgie, be tripped over your boxes
Well over your phone
The professional option Proceed Be flipped over your boxes, roll over your phone Don't get the fashion or options
You can proceed, think about a straight and they punch
Now game is up in contact, my right fist would adopt you
Tell the cops to quit hiding
Fuck the captioning, won't action, no accident
All hands on me, fuck around, get Fucked on weapon girl right here was in jail
That's conniving, they did his face
Had it like a bitch apologizing
A blackie rose killed homies I didn't deserve from neither
From Elijah down to Central nigga that not speak for Savannah
And the cowboy needs subpoena That peasant a movin' flex
That gang gotta be righteous
Girl they taste no nigga who watch
I lean on you niggas like another line of Wok
Yeah it's all eyes on me and imma set it up to rock
Got the wrong label on me, imma get em drop
You thinkin i won't pass to Ox Ayy, I don't need the stocks
Do I really have a stock?
Ayy, why the 2-3-4-5 plus 5
Ayy, Demo is a lie he's a 69 guy
Ayy, freaky ass niggas need to stay the ass inside
Roll your ass up like a freight pack or something
Sickest back up is the bus when we outside
They not like us They not like us, they not like us, they not like us They not like us, they not like us, they not like us
Guess upon a time all of us will send chains
And we still double down, colonizing slaves
Atlanta was the Mecca
There were railroads and trains
Bear with me for a second
Let me put y'all on the game
The gutter lusts for shoes
A town fit to make them rich
I fast forward 2024 you got the same agenda
You run into a ladder when you need a check balance
Let me break it down for ya just a real nigga challenge
You call future when you didn't see the clue
Hey what? Let me, hurry get your little one
Twenty-one be a four street cricket
They will beat you like there's slime in your head
That label said you could be from north side
Two chains say you good but they lie
You got into a nine where you need a few dollars
No, you're not a colony
You are fucking colonizer
The family matter and the truth of the matter
Here's God's plan to show y'all the liar
Mmm Guys, come and show y'all the liar He a fan, he a fan, he a fan He a fan, he a fan, he a
Freaky ass nigga
He's a 69 guy
Freaky ass nigga He's a 69 God Freaky ass nigga, he a 69 God
Hey hey hey hey
Run for your life
Run for your life
Freaky ass nigga, he a 69 God
Freaky ass nigga He is 69 got
Hey, hey, hey
Run for your life
Hey, hey, hey
Run for your life
Say O-V-O
Say O-V-O
And step this way, it's damn this way
It's damn this way
My right hand to God I ain't never heard
a Uzi Vert song that I can say
that's Uzi Vert but I know he'll
a sissified looking nigga that put fingernail polish on his motherfuckin' nails and wore dresses.
How you gon' talk about somethin', nigger?
Thank you, Lil Uzi Vert.
I don't know.
I don't know! I don't know!
Where the fuck am I?
Whoa!
Fuck you and fuck your bitch. I don't give a fuck about linear niggas
Y'all niggas tried to ban me from this shit but i came back
I do what i want, i'll do anything i please
I feel like a bitch and I'm the crow
I feel like a bitch and I'm the crow
I feel like a bitch and I'm the crow
I feel like a bitch and I'm a crow I get money like a CEO
I get 500,000 to show
Get my name on your house, take control
I'm the cheap-cheap life without glow
All my bitches follow random, I'm glowin' All my bitches throw a random when I'm glowin'
I eat potlucks but not to death missing no boys
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! yeah
I will be I just spit out the showroom I put Spice up in my hair just like I'm Goku
She looked at me and my eyes sent me to hold you
Some might think you dumbass but she said you so rude
I ain't gonna get that glory while I'm cold
They say they want the hootsie but hold them over
I got Philly and I'm not normal, my soul dope
My mama don't know me no more cause I got new blood my soul in the so I'm out of here!
Rock and roll, rock and roll! What? uh In my white tee
Call the bike, we're just for the hype please
Get on right you before you write me
My box is a chance not my Nike's
Got that nano ice tea My ass is a chest, not my Nikes Eee
Cat's ass, not no iced tea
Got em bamboozled like I'm Spike Lee
Need more than gold just to find me
I'll just call up Beck baby get a high Speak!
All hail Lord Dorff! All hail, Lord Dorff!
All hail, Lord Dorff!
Thank you guys. Appreciate y'all so much
Listen to me!
I've heard there's a new nigga going around my land trying to take over my fucking land!
Hey, I...hey bro fucking land! Hey.
I... Hey, bro.
You think
I'm gonna let a new
nigga come over here
and take over my shit?
No.
Not at all.
Hey, bro.
You think
I'm gonna let
a new nigga
come in here
and take over
my shit? Not at all. We ain't gonna let a new nigga come in here and take over my shit?
Not at all! We ain't gonna let that happen.
We ain't letting that motherfucker slide right?
Not at all.
If I slide y'all niggas gon slide right?
Gon slide!
If I die you gon die alright?
Uh huh. If I die you gonna die, right? Uh-huh.
Some new nigga in town
trying to take over my shit
after I ain't fight for this shit. After I didn't fight for this shit.
After I didn't claim the motherfucking throne!
After a hundred and sixty-eight fucking hours
and seventeen hundred god damn deaths!
After I died by this bitch
500 fucking times
500
You think you gonna take this shit from me?
Is you fucking crazy? You think you gonna take this shit from me?
Is it fucking crazy?
Speak one more time, one more time.
All hail...
all hail... all hail... All hail Lord Doyle!
Thank you so much, y'all.
Get the fuck out.
I'll see you guys soon, alright?
I'll bring y'all back some moves and shit, alright?
It's alright, bro.
It's alright.
I'll bring you back some moves, alright? Hey, I got... Hey, I'm gonna bring you back some shards and shit, some supplies.
I'll see what I got for you alright?
Appreciate y'all.
Like hot niggas man! Now chat.
Let me adjust something real quick.
Hello? I need to address something real quick. Hold up, we gotta turn that off!. There was a nigga talking shit
Not too long ago
Talk about he was gonna destroy my record.
Talk about he was gonna beat the game faster than me.
Talking about he was gonna get more or less destiny.
He walked around this bitch with his head high, chest up and entered into the kingdom of Alderaan
And try to take over a throne that just can't be taken
We fight for this shit!
We put our sweat, blood, and dicks in this shit!
Aight? So when you come around talking about something
You might have just run through this bitch
Without doing shit
You might've just run through this bitch because you so much of a gamer my nigga
You got your eyes handed to you when them Dark Souls games come to life and it about how nice you are
And then about how much IQ you you got. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It ain't even about
How talented you are
when a controller is in your hand.
It's about
dedication
it's not having that fucking heart of you nigga
Jixie
You didn't have that heart in you bro. Every time I entered your stream
You made fun of me
Everytime we defeated a boss
You called my phone and made fun of me
In front of thousands
of people, in front of thousands of people, Jinxy.
So Jinxie you are now a fucking quitter, okay?
You're a fucking quitter.
Hey Jigsaw you're a fucking quitter!
I don't want to see you return back to the realms ever again.
And that's coming from Lord fucking Dwarf, nigga!
Himself!
You know what the fuck I said,
you quitter?!
Don't you ever disrespect a game like this and just think it's so easy,
you can get around this bitch so easily.
Don't you EVER do that!
Back to the other side of chat. Look at this motherfucking room!
Look at this motherfucking room, chat!
This don't even look like my fucking room, gang!
Yo! I swear to God-
Yo bro. 1 through 10 rated. Rated. 1 through 10.
Rated. Bro, my carpet is not even...
Nigga!
This is literally concrete, gang! Nigga!
This is literally concrete, gang.
This is
concrete, bro.
Okay?
We ain't gonna return to this motherfucker and just act like we're not about to do this motherfucker the right way.
With the trailer, we came the right way.
With this, we came the right way!
We got the Radon costume on, the right way.
And I want to start this stream off positively alright?
I wanna start this stream off very positively, okay?
Okay?
Because I feel like it is deserved.
First of all, shout out to everybody who's here right now.
Hey, shout out to everybody
who's in this motherfucker right now.
Big, big, big,
big shout out to y'all
but I have to
and I have to give flowers
um I have to get flowers.
I have to give flowers To where it's due
Okay? I have to, alright
So last stream
I opened up the millennia statue and you know,
I'm a happy dude.
I open up the millennials statue and I'm a happy dude
and I play the game enough to like we went crazy
in the last marathon.
But,
I did see a lot of people
who was kind of upset
that people
who had been playing
the game for years
or since it came out
haven't gotten anything.
So,
I went amongst myself and i did some research um shout out to let me solo her for um for having me uh go do my research on some good
Elden Ring content creators out there.
The ones who stream hard as fuck.
The one who put this shit in,
who live, eat and breathe this shit.
Okay? I wanna do something special for y'all
and I wanna try to create
something to where like, I can create
to where only you guys have it or
like, I can talk to um, I can
talk to them and see if they could send you guys something because
honestly, I ain't gonna lie.
Y'all deserve it, bro.
So let me read off this list real quick cause I deep dive into this content
and with this list, I actually enjoyed their content and what they're and what they and what
they made is shit okay so the first set up it's for only two out of my niggas to
go crazy and let me all game if I'm missing some niggas put me on a game
if i pronounce the name wrong i'm sorry we got let me solo her we got Chase the Bro,
we got Lil Aggie,
we got Zooli
the Witch, we got
Vady Vidya, that's the one
that did the lore and stuff like that.
Vady Vidya. That's the one that did the lore and stuff like that. Vady,
Vady,
Vady Vidya.
Shout out to you bro.
You got me to like do the lore so I understand shit.
We got Iron Pineapple.
We got
OMG Bao
or Ong Bao. We got Zeostorm we got omg bow or on bao we got veal storm
we got scum nut we got matthew schisman we got bonfire vn
we got ym, we got YMFuh,
we got Prod, we got Distortion2,
we got OnlyAfro, we got Aroboro
we got SunlightBlade
and we got ZeroLenny and Limit Breakers.
Shout out to all of them!
And if I missed anybody, I'm talking to-
This is for the people who actually make like
Like their whole content
Is around Dark Soul games and shit
Shout out to Yaa. Also wait hold on there's somebody else
I don't think I wrote her name down.
Let me shout her out real quick. Hold on.
Wait, is she
live right now?
This one
creator that I've been watching and she's a fucking beast, chat.
Chat, she's a fucking beast.
I think it's her right here.
I think it's her right here.
Oh wait, there's a couple of them.
There's a couple of them.'s a couple of them we got
miss micka miss mika okay shout out to miss micah she be going bananas
okay let me go ahead and follow her too. She be going fucking bananas.
Shout out to Miss Mika, okay?
Then shout out to Crystal.
I've been following her.
She actually be wild on this.
You feel what I'm saying?
Shout out to anybody at Gino. Anybody who I'm saying? Shout out to anybody,
Gino, anybody who I'm missing, chat. Anybody
who I'm missing, throughout this whole
marathon it's about showing love to them. You feel what I'm saying?
Because they be going fucking crazy
my nigga. You feel me?
So shout out to them no cap like real shit
bro I'll be watching them
and they be going fucking
bananas bro. Like honestly bro
like that ass bro shout out to, bro. Shout out to them,
bro. Shout out to them. Those are the two. Those are the two
girls that I realized. And, bro,
check! There's
gamers out there who
are women and who are girls that will cook you in any video game. No cap!
They really gamers, they sit there and literally ride off no matter what. I swear to God.
Come on chat, I came came in a little excited hold on
okay like they will literally violate you with any game
i ain't gonna lie bro bro. Okay? Also!
I wanna go ahead and announce... This is me just
getting the role as the intro, okay?
Um... I also wanna go ahead
and announce the next games
that I'm facing after this, because after this Elden Ring,
this might be the last marathon for Elden Ring.
Unless they come up with some shit a few years from now.
But this is going to be good. come up with some shit a few years from now. But
this is going to be good.
The next one that I'm playing,
I'm not playing bully.
I'm going balls deep, my niggas.
We're going balls deep.
The next game that I'm playing after this marathon is Sekiro.
Yes, I'm playing Sekiro.
Okay?
I think that's how you pronounce it.
I think that's how you pronounce it.
I think that's how you pronounce it, chat.
I think that's how you pronounce it.
I'm playing
Sekiro. Okay?
So
Sekiro's up next.
I'm gonna face you and I'm gonna do
what I have to do to play it.
So shout out to all those creators.
Also is there anything else that I missed in chat?
Also let me let y'all know something real quick Is there anything else that I'm missing, chat? Also!
Let me let y'all know something real quick.
If you use magic
for a pussy
if you use magic, you're a pussy.
If you use summons, you're a pussy!
Okay? Let me say that one more time!
If you use magic your pussy
if you use summons your pussy
that's all i gotta say that's all I gotta say.
That's all I gotta say, that's all I gotta say.
Come on, we're in 2024 bro.
Look, this is how I think about it right?
If I can do it Duke use his magic
Duke is pussy! Duke is pussy! This is is puffy! Duke is puffy.
This how I think about it, right?
Chat if I can do it
If I can do it
Anybody could bro
I'm living proof of this shit, man!
You hear me?
If I can do it, literally a baby
can do it. A one-year-old fucking baby
can do it, okay?
If I can do it, if i could do it anybody can fucking do it and i'm fucking ass nigga okay
i'm asked bro all right so other than that chat without further ado the last announcement I gotta say
is to my mom. Mom, I know I couldn't be with you on your birthday
but I sent you out the country.
You are on vacation. Happy Birthday to my mother!
Happy Birthday to my Mother!
I couldn't be with my mom on her birthday, but I sent her out the country.
She's on a trip.
She's visiting family.
She's living her best life.
She ain't worried about nobody, she chillin'. She living her best life while I grind this game out
so if she help the country right now
she doing what she do best, you feel me?
Just relaxin', she deserves it.
So shoutout to my ma, Ma I love you.
Nah real shit like Ma I love you feel what i'm saying?
So shoutout to you
Um
OVER THE NET!
Music so so Yeah!
Make some noise! so so I think it's safe to say, bro. this marathon I am going for a game over here
I don't give a fuck
Yeah yeah yeah
I said it. I said it. I don't give a fuck
Look let me tell you something. Let's say this,
I'm gonna lock in with these games
and I'm going for gamer of the year.
Not only am I going for streamer of the year
I'm going for gamer of the fucking year.
Okay?
Cause I'm a fucking game rapist.
All right bro, I'm a fucking gamer after this. All right?
Bro, I'm about to... Sunshine rainbows.
Get my sunshine.
You're happy, Kai?
Nothing is stressing you out.
You're going to do what you gotta do.
You're actually gonna lock in, and you're gonna beat this game, okay?
Kai, you're gonna lock in,
and you're gonna fucking beat this game.
So chat, let me go ahead and text all my peers goodbye
Shabby Scott says he's playing out a ring DLC tonight. Okay? He didn't say with me but I'ma try to get him on but
um but I'm gonna try to get him on but um Travis Scott said he's playing the outer ring DLC tonight okay
all right All right.
Any PvP time?
Okay, my thing that I want to do is I really chat.
Play with Travis.
Okay, look.
Okay, look. From Jet. jail Wait he's in jail?
Travis not...
He got arrested but he's not in jail right?
Bro! He's posting on his social media.
What are y'all talking about, gang?
He's not in fucking jail, bro.
Okay?
Listen to me.
Travis is playing out of the ring tonight.
Listen to me.
I don't know what we're going to get, okay? Y'all gonna have to ask him. Y'all can't ask me but he's a busy guy but he's playing the DLC tonight. He texted me right before I got on, okay? But yeah Chad, I'm not gonna lie can
i take these shoulder pads off this is her check yo yo uh, this is hurt.
This is heavy? Um...
Okay chat! Y'all know we're starting from
Chat, we are starting from zero with the depth counter for this DLC
we started from zero, okay?
So you can add it up at the end
We start from zero and then we get added up to see how much depth I got on outer ring ever.
Also, you better have...
Oh! The timer!
Oh fuck did I fuck up?
Where is it?
Yeah imma take this shit off.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to take this shit off. We need to like lock in bro
I actually need to lock in
No lock the fuck in
Lock the fuck in
Ew
Ew Ew now i'm the baddest Lock the fucking
Fucking okay, so chat here's a thing.? Here-here's what I'ma say
Okay chat here's
Here's what I'ma say
No matter how tough it get
Niggas been telling me that I'm fucked
Everybody been saying
That I'm fucked Everybody been literally be that I'm fucked. Everybody been a little bit
saying, yo, when you start this DLC, you're fucked.
There's no way you're beating this. There's no way
you're doing anything. You are fucked.
It is completely hard. Fucking
good luck. You fuck your fuck okay? But chat
what did they say
the last time I sparked up
chat? Chat! What did
they say chat?! What did they say?
Chat! What did they say chat what did they say
yo chat what did they say it said i couldn't do it right
they said i couldn't do it Hey! JC, let me show you something bitch boy.
Take notes.
Let me show you something bitch boy take notes Let me show you something, let me show you something mother f**ker! Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait!
Hold on timer timer timer timer timer timer timer timer.
Yo who's staying up this whole marathon?
Yo is the first day of summer that's how we coming
hey look though
hey look though It's the first day of summer and its how we coming bro
ain't no way bruh months timer asap yo i'm so predicts on our
chat so pretty for how long you think it's gonna take chat how long do you think that I'm here for, bro? Pre-watch. Wait, do you... Okay, be honest.
Do you think it's actually
gonna be longer than the first
go around? There's no way, right?
There's no chance.
There's no chance. No! It's a a dlc to be for real chat no
there's no way bro
okay what is it um is it the media source do i put drop put on media so I'm putting Bowser but I put on Bowser immediate source
Bowser
Okay, the only reason why I'm worried
Don't want The one even slightly word is because they probably took two years to make this DLC and they're probably gonna make sure that you're
It's just not an easy deal see to just throw away and be able to beat. You feel me?
So, I think
they're actually gonna try to make it
Yeah, 150. 400 by 150. Thank you
Sunny. Thank you Sunny
Yo! Once again, I wanna go ahead and say
Mafia... The chat gonna be split as fuck just like the last time
But Mafia, I'm gonna go ahead and say something to y'all bro. To everybody who's watching
Who has been here since day one. Let me go ahead and say y'all
something bro. Once again
thank you
no complaints
on that stream for the past few days
there has been no ruckus nobody in my and nobody's husband
in my messages being mean saying like you bro literally it's been easy breezy.
Literally.
Y'all just sitting back and y'all just waiting patiently
and y'all getting a fucking full-time bundle.
So I swear to God, like, literally...
I literally, like, literally appreciate each and every one of y'all no cap
Like yeah niggas is real life. Like like angle out
Like this has been the happiest I've been assuming for a long time and I've been happy
And I've been happy so And I've been happy, so put that into perspective
bro.
Put that into perspective
bro.
Like y'all literally
like me going fucking insane
Yo with that intro badass? Please!
That shit was hard.
Okay, time is up there what am i missing?
What am i missing?
How can I forget? Um, Chris?
Um, I don't think you...
Chris! Deathcounter, yes. Chris. Where is my goddamn?
When it's my arm heart rate
Here we go again chat.
Chat, here we fucking go again.
Okay all the dirty shit that you see on my fucking look
defend me y'all
All the dirty shit that you see in my fucking t-shirt
is from my costume
Capiche?
Everybody that's on my side, defend me
please. Niggas gonna think I'm dirty.
It's from the fucking costume.
Alright, okay. Here comes the ills. Oh my
gosh bro. You're so
weird dude. You're so fucking weird. Nah, you're
actually weird as shit. Nah, you're weird
bro. You being weird as fuck.
You're weird as fuck. Oh my god. I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
Is mic good? Is audio audio good Mike and audio perfect
Mike an audio, perfect
Okay, gotta put them in the chat
Mike an audio perfect okay cool cool
cool cool cool
um
um okay like an audio perfect i just text everybody
i'm texting anybody um i'll see you on the other side i'm not gonna be my phone hold on Hold on.
Alright, um... Okay! What else? What else? What else? Come on!
Timer's not wrong. Tim is perfect. Time is good.
Time is good.
Heart rate, heart rate. Hello?
Yo, Chris?
This heart rate's not working.
This heart rate is not working gang hold on this heart rate this heartrate is not working how do I do it heart rate it has to be a
heart rate.
Oh, heart rate's right here.
Okay, do I just refresh it?
So how do I do it?
How do I do heart rate again?
Do I have to open up the website after open up the um the website right what website is that my website is the heart rate
well website is a heart rate
come on yeah no you know you know come on genius genius genius come on genius Um, what's that say? Come on. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
Come on.
Genius.
Genius.
Genius.
Come on.
Genius.
Come on.
Genius.
Genius.
Genius.
I know Death Counter.
I know Death Counter is easy.
Death Counter is easy.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh, app on phone.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job
Good job. Hold on heart
No, it's not that fuck what is the heart rate cold pulse Lloyd? Okay Paul soy searching
okay searching scan is it there
it's not okay bingo here we go ww streamer yep yup w streamer yup
yup W Streamer
W Streamer here we go
bro Duke is really using magic you're fucking
lying bitch there's no way he's losing magic he told me he was going to
go in there and box bro duke literally told me he was gonna go in there and box bro like what
is rage boxing Like what?
Is rage boxing? Rage is boxing, right?
Is rage boxing?
Magic is fine
Hey look hey, I'm not gonna lie chat hold on wait, hold on where the fuck is my alerts? That's text.
Where's my alerts?
Where's my alerts?
Where's my alerts?
Where's my alerts?
Where's my alerts?
Where's my alerts?
Oh my God am I going to have
to say fuck my alerts right now? Oh my god, am I gonna have to say fuck my alerts right now?
Oh my god
Where is my fucking alerts
Chat is right there
Media source
Right there
Where is my alerts bro
I'm about to just say fuck my alerts
Okay
Alright here we go! Death counter!
Check! Death counter! Here we go!
To anybody who's been playing Elden Ring and was trolling me for my first walkthrough
You can no longer show me okay yeah let me tell you what I had the
hardest out of everybody okay my chat made it so hard for me
My chat threw me in the ocean
With no floaties
They didn't tell me how to do
They didn't tell me to go get some more flask
They didn't tell me to go upgrade shit
I went outside,
I fought the tree sentinel.
Hands. Come here nigga.
Boxing. Now chat,
I've been watching so much Outer Ring content
that I know things that you know now. So, I am a gamer now. Also...
Chat! Also on top of that, Def Con is right there. Def Con is right there, y'all see it chat also on top of that um
this might be a bold statement but fuck it
eldery i dig you down twi-
Outer Ring!
I dicked you down one time.
Outer Ring, you came out with a DLC and I'm about to play it.
Out of Ring!
I'm about to dick you down twice...
And I'm gonna gonna love it i wouldn't i'm not going to stress i'm going to be as cool as possible
i'm going to be as normal as possible we're going to put
our mind to the game now we're gonna beat this shit with a minimum, A MINIMUM of 100 hours.
Minimum!
No wait that's dumb.
Wait, oh fuck.
Maximum of 100 hours!
Max 100 hours!
And we're definitely not going to die over 1700 times.
Clap it up, here we go.
Okay chat, here we go.
Alright everybody get into the games real quick.
Lock in...oh my god I'm so scared
I'm pussy
Holy shit
I'm literally about to die
Ayo man Why is my heart rate so high? oh and i can't see I'm tryna be what im destined to be And niggas tryna take my life away
I put a hole in the nigga for fucking with me
My back on the wall now you gon' see
Watch when we talk talk when you talk about me
Cause I'll come and take your life away
Many men
Many many many many men
Alright
Also Chat All right.
Also, Chet, we're going to be resetting his rules.
We're resetting stream every 48 hours.
Agreed?
We're resetting stream every 48. Every 48 hours we
reset, okay? Where's my timer?
Come on KC!
Oh no.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! I got PTSD! Oh fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
Oh fuck, fuck, fuck...
Ah fuck! Ah fuck!
Come on
Jack!
Turn me the fuck up!
Come on!
I'm an Outer Lord, bro. Oh shit. Go to what?
Okay, come on.
Okay!
Red, blue or gray controller?
Red, blue or grey controller?
Red. Let's go red. We're going red.
Okay we're going red! We're going red! Okay we're going red.
Here we go.
Huh?
Wait... Hello? huh? wait hello what
hell-hello
yo! hello? YO!
yo Yup. Yup!
Am I supposed to hear music right here?
I am.
Wait, no!
Why did they do that?
Yo Cha, why'd they do that?
No way! No, wait. Yo!
Why is it doing that?
Wait the PS5
Hold on
The audio
Is going to the PS5 controller
How do I change it?
Video capture
Yo how do I change it?
Windows sound settings. OHHHHH! AYE!
YOU GOT OUT OF RIG DLC!
It's okay, it's like fucking hell. I'm so fucking bad boy
My lines are so good
Yo yo yo Don't start the bullshit bro.
Bro what type of controllers are these man? Yo they farted, they farted
They farted, yo, yo, yo
Yo yo yo
Don't start the bullshit bro, don't start the BULLSHIT Yo this shit- oh my god that should've been tested
Chatty she should have been tested before stream but
It's not making me click X does not make me click X it's not making me click X she's a bit
tested is that maybe to get continuing making me click x i'm continuing it's not making the gex oh my god I'm not rethoughting game, dumbass! Are you fucking dumb?
I'm gonna try blue controller bro, holy shit.
Bro why wasn't this tested? Oh my god!
How do I fix this bro?
Is it because of is in front of the PC?
Oh I gotta restart the whole shit!
Okay.
Restart it, hold on. My fault my fault my fault you're right- OH! You're saying
restart and not restart my game?
OHHHHHHH
Ohhhh Oh Yo chat, hold on
Wait, what?
Okay
Yo, am I
Bro, please don't be weird
Bro
From soft
Please don't be weird, bro
Please don't be weird
Yo, so how many of you Like beat the DLC See Please don't be weird
Yo, so how many of you like beat the DLC be honest say no if you did it
Say no if you didn't
You know where was my timer on this? Yeah, it was my timer below my name through the walkthrough.
Okay there we go. Come on out and ring.
Come on out a ring.
Yo who seen Kendrick? Who's seen Kendrick Lamar's performance?
That boy LeBron went to that stage so bad.
Ay!
That boy LeBron wanted to hit the stage
Oh hell yeah
Yo let's get all our laughs and happy moments out right now
Let's get all of our laughs
And our happy moments out right now, bro. Honestly, bro
Honestly, yo, why does this controller for like shit? I'm maybe gonna complain cuz
Alright here we go. Oh shit. Here we go. Here we fucking go.
Here we fucking go.
Here we fucking go.
This is it.
Holy shit this is it.
Holy fucking shit this is it.
What?! What? What?
They do what?
That don't count! NIGGA WHAT?!
NO! THAT DON'T COUNT!
THAT DON'T COUNT!
OH, OH!
THAT DOES NOT COUNT!
DON'T COUNT THAT!
Defconner you better not fucking count that.
Defconner don't count that.
Okay... It didn't count that okay
it didn't count right and it counted wait should i test it
wait should i accept the death counter Wait Wait.
Let me see.
Holy shit, it doesn't work. Holy shit, it doesn't work.
Holy shit, it doesn't work.
Wait...
Holy shit, it doesn't work!
Oh I think its right here! let me test it one more time
yo make sure there's no rats in the park!
Is it gonna work?
Bingo. Okay, no! I'm basically at zero.
Listen to me, I'm basically at zero.
Okay, how does it look? Chat explain.
I'm fighting, I'm fighting!
Oh yeah let me reset it. Yeah you're right, you're right.
Let me just reset it. Yeah, you're right, you're right.
That three could have turned on a fucking lot.
NO! OH FUCK NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOO!!!
I wanna see that shit!
This is another test.
You can't beat me with another test! Okay, cool. cool all right
back at it here we go here we go chat
jack where do i go okay so it's dlc right
is dlc so we have to go to Mogg right? See I know my shit.
Okay, so we have to go um...to...where do I have to go, um... To...
Where do I have to go? Oh! His house.
Okay. All in grave, sonny.
All in grave, sonny!
All in grave, sonny! F***ing so much!
All in grave, sonny! Hold on, let me go here. Yo, please Let me know if I have to do anything in terms of like upgrading my character
Like me honestly, I'm an outer lord so ain't nobody gonna tell me
imma just pack these up it's going to be a breeze we're not going to worry
about anything am i lagging i'm lacking i'm lagging i don't like this. Why am I lagging?
Oh my gosh, why am I lagging?
We're good? Are you shi- No, chat. Hello?
No, it's lagging. My OBS mic crashed! Hold on! Wait my OBS mic crashed!
Hold on! Wait wait wait wait wait bro why am i lagging
oh there's no way there's no way it's gonna away there's no fucking way. There's no fucking way, man.
Oh my gosh, bro.
Fuck!
Wait, there's an OBS update?!
Oh my gosh! Wait!
Oh my gosh.
Hello? It's lagging for me? Bro you sure?
Check my OBS is gonna crash bro.
Wait my OBS is going to crash! No its going to crash, bro.
Wait, my OBS is gonna crash! No it's gonna crash, it's gonna crash.
It's gonna crash, wait hold on.
There's too much people- Bro...
Hold on, bros. Oh my fucking god, brother.
I know I haven't got the patience for this shit.
Okay we're good! Right?! It's BAM 1!
Yeah I'm dropping frames!
Turn down in game one.
Okay what do I turn? What do I turn on in the game?
System? What do I turn down?
It's probably under...
Why are these settings on?
Okay, let me see here. Why are these studies on? Why are these studies on?
Okay, let's see.
Oh fuck, it's bad.
Yo, where do I turn now? Where do I turn now? Quick, quick,
quick! Oh my gosh wait what's the problem?
Water surface low. Shader quality is low.
And this fullscreen?
Full screen-ness? No, why not?
Why is it lagging?
Yo, Chad. Oh my god.
Yo, this shit is lagging!
Oh my gosh.
Don't start start bro.
Okay here's what I'm gonna do.
Here's what I'm going to do.
I might as well just go to...
I might literally just go
This is why we test shit? We gotta test these shits, okay?
This is why we test shit before marathons
Um, we didn't test it
Let's start this real quick
My desktop, hold on let me see what's in
my desktop do i have to close theme i don't have
the cold steam right um we're about to close
come on bro i just want to play bone task manager what though no I didn't reboot my PC.
But that's like...
Chat, that's not me.
That's not for me to do.
Chris was supposed to do it, bro.
Oh my gosh bro.
You're gonna have to restart your PC if you're already lagging and you have 100 hours to go.
Oh my gosh!
I'm trying, um...
Display capture.
Instead of game, instead of the game, instead of game capture.
I'm trying to display capture instead of game capture.
Hold on.
Bro, we can't be lagging bro.
Oh my fucking god!
Yo!
Yo! NOOOOOO! Game capture is what?
Yo, I'm not even on a boss yet. And I'm about to flip my shit bro
I'm not even on the boss yet bro
I just wanna play bro
Blue screen and game capture.
Okay, bro.
All right, bro.
Face cam.
Gaming.
Okay?
We're going to go to gaming.
Where are we on, bro?
Fuck.
What are we on, bro?
Oh my God.
We're going to get a game in.
We want the game capture, okay?
From game capture,
we're going to just try full screen
since majority of my chat...
Since majority of my chat
is saying full screen,
I'm going to just try full screen
okay okay and I really don't wanna I really
don't want to restart my PC okay I really don't want to okay let me go
through my task manager real quick then they me go to see what's what's
Let me go see what's my shit
Wait full screen will prevent from prevent me from doing arm
Full screen will prevent me from doing
Tabs out, tab outs right
Xbox
Widgets and tasks
Please get the fuck out of my shit bro please
Movies and TVs
No it wouldn't Okay movies and TVs
No, it would it okay
This is so fucking man GPU driver bro
Number one shit by the way Fuck you, hey fuck
You nigga
So why is it so- Why's it good right here?
Wait hold on. Why is it good
right here chat? It's so good
right here
Let's go, let's go, let's go. It's okay, Ty. Let's go through the system together.
Okay chat you point out what I have to um
Turn this fucking volume down
You-you point out what I gotta do, chat
Resolution is good.
Do we go fullscreen? Let's go fullscreen. Oh, fuck!
Let's go full screen!
Um... Oh, this will revert to previous......... Thank you.