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................ Thanks for watching! and foreplay that ain't never forth in back, no Every night is something when I don't be up to nothing
I'll be in the studio harmonizing all these tracks bro
Guess I'm better off alone right now
I'm stuck up in my hammers
Got so much shit on my shoulders
Stick my bag broke
You know that this money keep on coming in
I put that up on my vibe and saving up these comments
Can't go back bro
I'm paying seven pick of taxes ain't got time for no relaxin'
Bulletproof all of my cards you can come hear me
So procrastinate make it end I wish I had a key to go and You full of my cards, you can't come near me So sarcastic again
I wish I had a key to go and free all of my niggas
Miss some jammies
And now it's been like four years since I put on makeup
Every day is a mess but one thing
Shit is getting scary Always always be following you in debate
When I know your friends been hatin'
How do you wish a nigga fall off?
I like how I could hit you last minute
And just take me on travel
So you can see me on the TV hittin', changin' they channel No more BBs rockin', CC just a whole
My pants up, I'ma do a lot of dance
Give me no more my pants up
Be my youngin' babe out in crowd
We be good stand-up
My dog's through the streets
It should be winnin' like cancer
I'll be playin' in the main I'm shit be winning like cancer I'll just keep playing being a man
I'm here on some tops, you see me by myself
I can do better with my own
I got tired of saying I'm better off alone now
Too late, I packed my bags, I'm on a PJ
Now I'm gone Me PJ and now I'm gone
Me feelin' safe around my blows
I got bulletproof to bust it won't catch me like an honor roll
Won't catch me on no swag
Roll these hoes tryna be sticky
And propose security tech to fall for And I barely let these niggas come around Cause they be trying to steal my stuff, so I don't know what's up with them call me security yes I can't be left alone
I'm stuck in the back Oh my god, it's this. I didn't have no money and I couldn't find out what's the reason
Now that hoe back on my team, cause my neck wet like a screech
We serve them packs in the net, we get things right sexily
You're the son of so my boys gonna trap you
When you give money every day like Saturday
Niggas lying yeah he stuck with a cap and thing
Niggas ratting they get hit with the macadam
This my I don't even know I'm what happened thing
Grandma in the kitchen still singing happy days
I just popped a G6 I'm in my happy place
She was tripping had to actual
We take I can make your little little bitch, just wanna prick her lace
Sex first, then we can't have that accident
Gave me head to my shell, I'm decapitate
Look me in my eye and do up that nasty tape
Make it rain in the club like a Nasty Dab
Pull him down, I'm comin' on all that Jacqueline
Pastry pocket where you not havin' cake Fuck that overcoat and I'll coming on all the Jacqueline Pastry, pocket but you not having cake
Fucked up overcoat and that's real jacqueline
Bro just made his money back off a half-a plate
Wally called me forty thousand that's half the change
I remember when them niggas all laughed at
My folio is now they all bring the abs to me
Wish before me that my bitch practice abstinent
Wishes don't come true until you just practice it
Niggas broke, never hope it's re-happening
Yes we spending it but you know we stacking it................... I'm gonna go to the kitchen. I'm going to cook some food.
I'm going to make a sandwich.
I'm going to make a sandwich with my friends.
I'm going to make a sandwich with my friends.
I'm going to make a sandwich with my friends.
I'm going to make a sandwich check the longer. I am away
The crazier it gets first of all
Yeah First of all... Fizz good my niggas? YEAAAAHHHHH
Yo, it's about to get unfair bro
Chet I'm telling you
It's gonna ge-
It's about to get...
Chat!
It's about to get...
Chat!
Chat, I'm working.
Yo!
So what do y'all want first?
Y'all want story time on the things that just happened or do y'all want announcements?
We might gotta go story- we might gotta go story time.
We might have to go Start it
I fucking miss y'all niggas
Bro
How long was I going
How long
How long was I going
How long was I going for
How long was I going
How long was I going for
Shut the fuck up We friends though Hey bitch How long was I gone for?
Shut the fuck up we're friends though. Hey bitch!
How about you shut the fuck up, bitch!
Fuck is you talking about, bitch!
Fuck!
Okay wait like a week? Eight days? How long how long eight days okay
I saw BOOOOOM!
Check I have you guys know,
I'm operating off... I'm operating
off an hour of sleep
in the past two days.
An hour and a half or like,
two hours max of sleep
in the past two days, okay?
Listen, let me tell you guys something real quick.
It's about,
but I'm both shit is about to hit the fan.
First things first chat
summertime in our Kingstown
it's about fucking 17 days no no like 16 days away officially
16 days away officially june 21st is the first day
of summer time okay first things first let's go ahead and talk the first day of summertime.
Okay, first things first
let's go ahead and talk about it chat.
The first thing that I did was go see my boy Ray in Taiwan.
Okay? It is official! It is official!
Ray is no longer in high school
and your boy traveled all the way to Taiwan
Bro, y'all seen the vlog
I went all the way to taiwan bro y'all seen the vlog i went all
the way to taiwan have you seen about we are at 10 million views
chat we're closing in that 10 million on the vlogs
in a span of like three fucking days, bro.
Like what are y'all doing?
Like bro, like what?
Like what?!
You feel me?
So chat listen to me.
Ray is no longer in high school.
He has graduated.
He has graduated.
I'm so happy for him.
It is time for him to lock in
and he's a full-timer now, okay? He's a full timer
until further notice, okay? He's a full timer now until further notice.
All right? Listen to me.
I went to Taiwan when I went to Taiwan y'all seen the vlog
I lost my bag gang
Gang. I lost my bag gang when I lost my bags. I got it back
I went on another flight. I lost my bag
again
Then I get a little text
On my phone
Then I get a little text on my phone
From one of you guys first of all air canada dog
luckily i had a text on my phone from one of you guys.
One of you guys work for Air Canada.
First of all, hold on. No where's my phone? Let me shout him out!
One of you guys bro this is literally the only way I got my bags back.
Bro let me take my phone.
Let me shout them out.
Let me shout them out.
Shoutout to Captain...
Hold on.
No, bro what is his name?
Captain QLS.
You know exactly who you are, bro.
It was you?
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
It was you all. Yo, appreciate you gangie. Thank you gang! Boom!
This nigga went through my updates page and came straight to me
He works for the airline
He made sure to find my bag and made
sure that shit arrived in Taiwan
The next day
Everything in it
Everything sealed
I think he put an extra
He had to put
An extra thing on it
To make sure that
Nobody gets into it
I'm never flying
Air Canada again
Hopefully not Bro I'm sorry flying Air Canada again. Hopefully not, bro. I'm sorry it was bad
Bro tell me let me see what happened
You ain't no gonna piss me y'all
I was on the flight
Had to get
to my next flight. They
fucking delayed my original flight
so that it overlapped with my next flight
and my next flight was getting ready to take off.
Gang, I'm timing it correctly.
We land. My father fight takes off at like
1.40.
We get there at like
one o'clock.
I'm sitting down in my seat,
in front of the plane.
I look at the Air Canada employee
I say
Can you pl- can you come real quick?
Can you come to me real quick, please?
She gonna say
I'm over here like, may you please?
I have to tell you something. It's emergency. She's like
huh? She come up to me
I say,
My fight's literally about to take off is it okay if I exit early? If you guys can make it possible for me to think of making the exit first?
She said no no no no no no no no no no no
I cannot! I cannot cannot i cannot no i cannot
your fight was delayed and i was lit
i landed at one i gotta be there 15 minutes before it takes off.
Gang, you didn't let me go first?
I'm like, nah, I bet.
I get to the airport, gang.
We missed a shit.
Cool, we missed a shit Cool
I met another one of you guys
Y'all miss that shit too
And they literally had gotten married
Y'all be getting married and shit now
This is crazy bro
They hadn't met me after their wedding.
It's crazy, bro.
Like no cap, like no cap, bro.
Talk about some yeah I got married,
bro it was crazy, I missed my flight to uh-uh.
So I'm like I bet we go.
Nobody's helping me.
I'm like, I bet I start panicking.
You see the rest of the vlog.
Anyways, long story short, I end up in Taiwan.
Clap it for Ray's mom and dad.
The most grateful people I have ever met literally the most grateful people I have ever met.
Bro, I went to that graduation
and it literally was a good feeling.
We were from Taiwan, Chad. I flew all the way to Canada, flew
to San Francisco, flew to Taiwan after Taiwan
I had to make it in time for um the Beta Squad XAMP soccer match.
Let's talk about that.
Let's talk about that, chat.
I can explain!
I can explain!
I can explain. I can explain! First of all, that penalty kick was not a bad kick.
Second of all,
I WAS CRAMPING FROM MY WAIST
DOWN!!! from my waist down!
Gang,
I'm walking like this. Gang? up and down the goddamn field bro up in the up and down the goddamn pitch
okay so i'm having a great time it's up and down the goddamn pitch.
Okay? So, I'm having a great time. It's 6-6.
There's three minutes left
on the pitch.
How thought New York had some
goddamn thugs.
I thought New York had some goddamn thugs.
I thought it could have get more thuggier
than New York.
But I forgot I'm in the twins
I'm in the New York
twins, I'm in the
twin of New York
City
Goddamn London! When I tell you, let me tell you what happened from my perspective.
I look up and see a random nigga coming up to me like this.
Hey! You okay?
Hey, say what's up mate?
I grab him.
Me and that little nigga go down to the ground.
I'm like, bro get off the pitch! Get off the pitch!
I look up, I see two more.
I'm like oh shit! Come on y'all can't be doing this get off the pitch!
I turn around
and there is
30? 40, 50 thugs on the motherfucking pitch. Mother fucking bitch.
Dang!
I've never caught PTSD so bad in my goddamn life.
Everything is slow motion motion i look around my security's on the other side of the pitch
I'm like what the fuck I'm like what the fuck fuck? I look over.
He's running.
You know that?
Is it the chance to meet ball shit?
You know when an officer is running like this?
Dope! You know when the officer is running like this? Dumb fast, my fucking security ran so fast
across that goddamn pitch.
He grabbed me and said,
Hey Kai we have to get out of here bro
We have to get back into the locker room
Come on bro
We have to get back into the locker room
Bro i'm over here getting hit like
Like it's bad
no cap chat
I'm not gonna lie
I'm so devastated that it ended like that
because
of it could've went to one
of the best endings
of all time.
No, Cudi?
I didn't have Cudi in the UK
because my UK security
he knows the In-N-Out's
of the UK
like super good
and like he knows where He knows the in and outs of the UK super good.
And he knows where not to go,
where to go, what clubs to go to,
who to have around me, all that. You feel what I'm saying?
And he's really good.
He's really good.
He's really good.
That's my boy right there.
He recommends all the good spots to eat at,
all of that.
Gang, we get into the locker room. Do you know what could have went to penalties, right chat? It would've been to penalties, right?
It would've been penalties, right? Boom! Game.
It woulda got to penalties
and shit would've got
fucking lit!
Then they called off the game,
but we ended up saying like
if you guys really want to rematch we can we can make something work bro
if y'all really want it i say i say we get it going okay from yo yo yo chat brad everybody did
from the uk Yeah, Kyle.
We're going to need you
to leave the soccer match immediately.
We're going to...
We're going to need you
to leave the soccer match immediately.
You chonks can't We're gonna leave you to meet the soccer match immediately.
You, Chunks, KSI...
Everybody that's in the UK right now, AJ and Nico... We're going to need out of here immediately.
The PJ takes off at approximately 9pm.
Music 9pm. Go Jimmy! Go, go, go Jimmy!
Go Jimmy!
Go Jimmy!
Go, go, go Jimmy!
Go Jimmy!
Go Jimmy!
Yo!
K. Yo, I'm Kenny! Yo! KENG
The whole time
Since before I even went to Taiwan
I had got the Mr. Beast call
Y'all know every time we react,
we say,
I cannot wait to be in a Mr. Beast video.
Let me tell you what happened.
Bro, look at us.
Just look at this. Just look at this chat. Just look at this!
Just look at this chat!
Just look at this bro!
Look how happy I was bro!
Look at this shit!
Bro just look at this shit bro!
Look at this shit!
Look at this look at this
look at jokes
look at jokes boom N***a jokes Bro
We was in that bitch
Chillin'
That n**** got
That n**** got the money no like that nigga got some money
like he got the money okay literally literally we hop on the PJ chat. No, bro no I'm gonna tell you like, dang that's a different type of motion game. We hop on the PJ and ain't no regular PJ
Comfy you know them pj2 taking GTA
Yeah, nigga was one rolls one of those, nigga.
I didn't know how to act... Oh yes,
I would love some grapes. Oh yeah.
Oh, oh yeah.
Can I have some apple juice?
My life is getting a little...
Yeah, can I have some apple juice?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, can I have um
Yeah, yeah, can I have something? They're giving me fish and chips.
But I swear they're giving me lasagna.
They had everything on that plane bro. Pizza.
Bro they had everything on that plane bro.
Everything on that plane bro.
Everything on that plane, bro. Everything on that plane, gang!
I felt like
I was goddamn Batman!
Good. Eating good.
The seat go back and slides back in turns like you good.
Chillin'.
We going from PJ that we had to stop in Boston
To the next PJ
Like, it was
Bro
Like
Chat
I was literally looking out the window
And
Praying and thanking God
The whole time
Like, literally
Like, literally
Like, literally Like All of a sudden cuz I don't know my first time gang
That was my first time so I'm like, I'm not gonna lie
Like I be always saying like Bob like niggas from the Bronx Is it supposed to be doing this shit that niggas is doing?
Like I always felt like damn
like I'm not even supposed to be here
and she's going crazy
like nigga on his shit chilling
chillin nigga. We're gonna PJ chillin shit chilling. Chilling! Nico, we on the PJ
chilling laughing
good vibes
me, Nico, AJ, Chunks
Sketch. Hello brother
I'll be seeing you soon sketch. Yeah, sketch gonna come to the crib soon brother.
Good vibes bro. Nigga we chillin'. We land. This is where shit gets crazy. We land. This is where shit gets crazy.
We land, I get to my hotel
Chad you know the complimentary shits in hotels
that if you touch,
you gotta pay for.
You know the little chocolates that if you
touch it's $20 added to the bill?
You know the complimentary shits?
First of all,
The hotel soap said Mr Beast.
I was washing my ass with some Mr Beast soap. How? Like how?!
I'm washing my ass with some Mr. B soap, gang
The complimentary basket
Gang Free complimentary basket.
Gang,
free AirPods.
You let a Bronx nigga in the Mr. Beast video?
I'm taking everything!
Complimentary AirPods on the walk-in gang i toss my headphones and just put
them in and just walk around butt ass naked in my hotel just like this so In that bitch morning, I didn't care.
I didn't care!
I didn't care!
In that bitch morning, I didn't care!
You want proof? What the fuck are you talking about fam?
I don't care
right
Nigga
Bro we in that bitch Bro
We in that bitch
I had an Apple TV system
Bro
Apple TV
System bro
In that bitch Apple TV system, bro.
In that bitch complimentary gang like take home
Like here welcome thank you for coming Like here take home
A big ass crate
That said my name on it. I opened the crate, felt like
I was in a chocolate factory.
Mad feastables!
Like mad feastables!
In that bitch chilling gang
chilling i go in my closet everything's prepared everything set up
the blue shit that you see that y'all see me in the top and bottom yeah do i
see it did i I see everybody in?
Hold on, let me show it up.
Let me pull it up real quick.
Let me pull it up, gang.
Gang,
let me pull it up, gang.
Bro, let me tell you something.
This chat, when you guys watch this it's both it's so good check put on gang you see this right here Hold on.
Gang, you see this right here? First of all...
How the fuck did I get in the middle?
I don't even remember taking this shit!
Bell! I put on my shit, okay? Check- I put on my shit. WR is the first time that
nigga said WR or what. What the fuck?
I put my shit on, right?
It has my subscriber count for my channel
The one with most channels on the back
We got 7 million on our back chat
We hit 10 million by November It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by November. It's projected to hit 10 million by november it's projected to hit 10 million by nov by november right what the is that oh but i know
why my doorknob looks like that by November, right?
Seven million. I'm like damn bro look at that shit
I'm like damn
This shit is awesome
I walk downstairs
this is the part that motivated me.
A nigga passed me,
he walked by me
in a 52 million subscriber suit on his back.
You can't even make this shit up
and I loved seeing it bro. And it's like,
here it reminds me there's so much people in the world
Like this so much you want to work?
And I'm looking at this shit, I'm like yo
This nigga Jimmy is the only nigga
Who can recruit
The YouTube Avengers, bro.
I don't think there's
another nigga on this planet who
can recruit
the YouTube... Literally if
we wanted to control the algorithm... if we all sat in a circle
and wanted to control
the algorithm of the social media that day
we could have bro
no blaze no We could have bro. No Blaze, no Blaze!
Bro I'm passing by,
I'm seeing Rugg, I'm passing by. I'm seeing Rugg.
I'm seeing Ludwig.
I'm seeing JJ.
I'm seeing Logan.
I'm seeing Laserbeam. I'm seeing Speed. I'm seeing laser beam.
I'm seeing speed.
I'm seeing sketch.
I've seen a Valkyrae,
I'm seeing Pokimane
I'm seeing crackety I'm seeing crackety. I'm seeing moist critical,
I'm seeing jester
but like it just keeps going on destroying
and guess what?
Not one of us had a damn clue
On what the fuck
We were about to get ourselves into
Eddie All I gotta say is stay tuned.
This video... is stay tuned this video
might legit be
the best video he's ever done no cap no spoilers no spoilers no god damn of course no spoilers. Hell no, no spoilers. Hell no! I asked him if he was able to talk about it and he's like yeah. But bro, no spoilers bro.
Incredible chat.
Ya gotta show him love.
Ya- ya- bro...
It's like, ya gotta show him fucking love bro.
That shit was so crazy and i should be coming on here thinking y'all without child niggas
I'm not in there. I'm not there!
I'M NOT THERE!
Without child niggas,
I'm just not there!
I'm just not there!
You feel me?
And it's facts! You feel me? And it's facts.
You feel me? So I got, I said all that
to say
that in a couple days Kevin Hart and just me will be walking through these doors
for one of the biggest sleepovers
of all time!
Check!
Kevin Hart and Drewski
Will be here with KC3 in a few days
for the craziest dream
ever! for the craziest dream ever I ain't gonna lie cancel everything you got if
you miss this right here I don't know how I got this shit to come together
but we got it
Kevin and Juleski is on the way
in a few days and all I gotta say
It's movie
I'm not telling you how today. Yeah, I know how I do
And no, I don't I'm not telling you how to date. It will be,
it will be
posted seven hours before
I go live.
Fuck!
Shit! It will be posted seven hours before I go live. The only way you'll be able to know is Instagram, Twitter. Instagram, Twitter. Okay?
Also, chat.
June 21st
I'm going to go ahead and tell you
out of time. Not at 12
a.m., but 6 p.m.,
we are starting
another Elden Ring Marathon
that might be
200 plus hours
June 21st.
That's happening.
Okay? June 21st, that's happening. Okay?
June 21st
that's happening.
Also
I will be missing
tomorrow
the next day after tomorrow tomorrow
The next day after tomorrow will be an A&P shoot
the next day after that I'm missing
and then the next day after that, I'm missing due to The Hunger Games is officially in production.
The Hunger Games are officially in production. Okay, I didn't wanna say it.
I'm gonna say it.
I don't give a fuck.
I'ma say it.
Chat, we're working on prototype suits right now.
Okay?
Hold on.
We're working on prototype suits. This is just a little hint.
We're working on these Hunger Games prototype suits that within the Hunger Games there will be a lot of loot around right and one hit at one weapon that will be used in it will be
a bb gun or an airsoft gun
but the bullet would not hurt.
The bullet wouldn't hurt
and it's not going to hurt
this is one of the weapons
you have to get lucky to find The Buddha is one of the weapons.
And you gotta get lucky to find,
you have to get lucky to find this okay?
Like you just can't find this shit in the shit
and if you do find it
there'll probably be only like
1 or 2 pets that you have to find If you do find it, if I be only that like
One or two times that you have to fire. Well look I'm gonna give you guys a better prototype system working on right now
but
It's the soup and what we don't hit the creative skin And won't hit none of that it won't hit the creative skin.
It won't hit none of that and won't hurt nobody
for real, for real.
We're creating a suit to where if they hit the suit
if you are running
And it hits your leg, the suit will instantly freeze up.
And you damn near would drop like...
It's so scary!
You're running? You're running, if you get hit, soup freezes up, you jump and your best thing to do is
get the fuck...
Hey!
You gotta get the fuck up out of there.
That's only one hit
I'm giving y'all
and that's it
We're running the child out right now
So, bro this is is going to be good?
The logistics is all getting
solved right now? Bro,
it's going to be the biggest thing ever.
Here's the thing, chat.
Here's the thing. If it works successfully,
the first year is Gigi's I'm telling you if it works
successfully the first year,
It is GG's.
It is DG's, you feel me?
Shaq
It's all hands on on it
It's all hands-on.
It's fucking
crazy.
I have the
best team
on it.
I'm investing
a lot.
I don't give
a fuck how
much it costs.
I just want to do it.
I ain't lying,
I'm just not even thinking...
Bro, we're just pulling it.
We're just pulling it.
I have a feeling that this could be
one of the biggest shits ever, bro.
This could be one of the biggest shits ever.
Tap,
we're talking to one of the best people.
The prototype suit I can't wait
I'm testing over just basically
testing all that shit out for running multiple tests
so if when I miss days
I'll be working on that or different shit. So
chat, I want this to be the best shit that y'all
watch ever
and another hint is like
that shit might last for days
Like all the time is like that might last for days.
Like, like all the side you feel me until it comes down to having like I got to watch the movies again but
there's going to be good
it's gonna be good it It's gonna be good.
It's gonna be so fucking
good, like
you feel me? And um
and it might
don't- it's not happening anytime soon.
So don't get crazy.
It might be top of 2025 or late 2024.
Okay?
But I feel like top of 2025 is just the perfect way to start.
You feel me?
Top of 25 is just like the perfect way to start that,
all to the side.
And everybody who's going to be a part of that,
I'm going to do my research on who I want to be a part of that
and it's going to be crazy,
okay? On top of that,
I know the Outer Ring shit might
be crazy too, nigga.
I don't even want to tell y'all how badass this is going to be.
I'm not even doing no talking tomorrow. Shit snapping right now. Nigga, 9 to 5 is around the corner
I know I always say this but deadass like on the other side, 9 to 5 is around the corner
Um...I know I always say that, but
after leaving MrBeast's
shit, Aguilar
is super, super
up. What else?
Am I missing anything else?
Is there anything that I'm missing? Oh, July 4th is next month. Ah fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck
Oh fuck
Oh my gosh
Fuck
July 4th was literally one of the Oh my gosh, fuck!
Jalap4p is literally around the corner
And we gotta lock in Like actually, we actually got to lock
In. So whenever we're locking for that
That's gonna be good
What else?
Oh my gosh
Scavenger hunt
It's back
It's actually back Oh my gosh, it's back. Oh my gosh.
It's actually back.
I forgot about that.
Also,
Father's Day stream
before Outer Ring with my pops.
It'll be me, my pops!
It will be Talil his pops!
Yo this is about to be crazy.
It's literally me and my pops.
It's about to be Talil, his pops
I think um...
I think that's his pops
Punga his pops
Like it's-
I got an action packed day.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Action packed day.
Chat!
Yeah that'll probably be at New York.
That's probably going to be a New York one for y'all.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie...
This whole summer
Bro, I'm not even going to be like saying too much but man y'all deserve it that's it y'all deserve it.
This summer i'm not playing with nobody. Chat a lot of traveling too.
Also let me ask y'all cause I bet you didn't do it
because that must've forgot
I been going for 10 days right?
Did anybody start working on
our Try Not To Laugh video
For me Kevin and Juski.
No, huh?
No, right?
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I know!
Yeah!
Fuck you nobody, huh?
Nobody's capable of doing it.
Listen to me if you can put together the craziest funniest I'm not talking about no cheesy shit I don't want to see that
regular YouTube snaggler oh I spilled my tea on my pants.
Oh, my God, so funny.
I want to see...
We got to see hood shit.
We got to see funny...
Like, funny shit that like...
That's actually funny, bro.
You feel me?
Bro, I'm telling you
that steep over shit, bro
about to be fucking crazy, bro
and yeah,
I know the amount of games
we got at Marathon
but we got so much games
to Marathon
and then we got um the iro events that
i want to do i'm not doing that darkness retreat shut the up my just said dark move
with a question mark the only way i'm doing that is if my friends are in that for me
that's the only way i'm doing that is if my friends are in that bitch with me for fun. That's the only way!
Imma have to get all of my friends with me and that bitch.
I ain't gonna lie, I'm not doing that shit.
Fuck that!
Okay?
Now yeah bro!
It's going to be a good one. It's's gonna be a good one.
I'm not going to lie
I want this to feel like a good summer
Who is on break right now?
Say aye
Speaking of gamer i have been selected
i've been nominated for the nickelodeon kids
kid choice awards favorite gamer Hey, let go!
Hey, let go!
Hold on. Where is it at?
Yo, mods link it. Mods link it.
Mods link it. Mods link it.
Hold on. Hey look though chat Mods link it, mods link it, mods link it.
Hold on! Hey look though chat!
Should I go? Yo...
Yo should i go and get slimed?
Do i go and get slimed?! Do I go and get slimed?
I think I should bro.
Just for KC3, bro.
Like young KT three, bro.
I'm not gonna lie
I've always wanted to do some shit like that. I think I'ma go, bro.
I think I'll go.
I think I'll go.
Yo!
Here's the thing that
I want y'all to understand with me, bro.
If I ever disappear
just know
I'm working.
As long as we know that
we're good.
As
long as you guys
because y'all should know by now bro
y'all should know how i do my shit
i always take a little break and then after it's up you feel me
okay let me see this hold on no
wait zendaya is gonna be there?!
Oh my gosh!
OH MY GOSH!
I'm voting for Zendaya.
Favorite creator family, Ninja Kids, Jordan Matters, FGTV Beverly Halls...
What the fuck?
Huh?!
What?!
I'm so sorry..., we are born for
No like am I out of touch no be that's so much to react to too
I don't know what's in this one
Okay, cool
Oh my gosh
Spongebob
I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry
I don't know how it is
In today's day
But I know that SpongebBob is the greatest cartoon of all time.
I'm sorry.
Favorite social media star?
DJ Paul Russell
Fuck it, let's give it to K-San's friend!
Fuck it, Imma do my own thing Miles Morales favorite album is it bad
that i haven't heard any of these
Is that bad
I've heard one of the songs up beyond station. Why you are
missing Texas What are the songs on Beyonce shit? Why you are... This ain't Texas.
I'm in Zongji.
I've been yawning down,
down, down, down.
Take your Lexus. A Lexus Texas I heard that one. Favorite video game?
Roblox, Minecraft, Just Dance, The Legend of Zelda, Madden NFL 24, Super Mario Bros. Wonder.
I'm going to go Roblox.
I'm going to go Roblox for right now.
Favorite female voice?
Oh, this is so bad.
Ah, fuck.
Ah, shit.
Fuck it.
We're going to go Gwen Stacy.
Favorite female artist?
Selena Gomez-Bienz.
I'ma vote Billie!
I'ma vote Billie!
Imma go, imma go
Imma go Bill...
What?
Jack Black for favorite villain
Where's KT3? Favorite male TV star...
Let's do this nigga right here, you do Aang, right?
YEAH! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.. Bro! Bro!
Hey, let me tell ya boy something.
You see Gamer in my title don't you?
Let me tell you something we're actually gamers bro
but we have to continue being gamers bro correct chat correct correct correct Correct chat? Correct. Correct.
Correct!
Nah, Ninja.
Man!
I've been gaming, bro.
It's like cool with the five depreciated cheddar. Like on law
Bro, I've been fucking gaming
and it'll be hilarious
Yo
It will be hilarious if I take this shit bro.
And I need to take this shit because I believe myself in being an elite gamer bro.
I'm Lord Dwarf! It's literally Lord Dwarf gang!
Alden fucking Lord! It's literally Lord Dwarf, gang.
Elden fucking Lord!
And I gotta get my vengeance on the 21st.
Oh!
Thank you for the large and 15- thousand subs.
And we're gonna have to tell y tell you something real quick, chat.
We're not streaming the Outer Ring DLC
at 12 AM.
We're doing it 6 PM that day.
Okay? Does anybody know? Anybody knows we're doing it 6 p.m that day, okay? Does anybody know?
Anybody knows we're gonna do a 6 pm that day. We starting 6 pm
Okay
It might be chat. Do y'all think he's going to 200 hours
I'm so scared. Do you guys think it's going to 200 hours i'm so scared the other thing is gonna 200 hours you
know what's crazy i think i got invited to uh dlc i gotta buy into a a DLC event for Elder Ring, but I did not go cuz I don't want no spoilers
I don't know. Spoilers bro. I
Don't want any spoilers. I don't wanna spoil it. I don't wanna spoil this wrong
You feel me?
So like...
We're gonna lock in.
We're actually gonna lock in.
Alright, chat.
Chat.
Favorite gamer?
KC3000.
Oh my... chat if I win that...
Chat what do I wear?
What do I wear?
Do y'all think I could wear like a smoking millennia t-shirt?
I can't f***ing wear smoking, right?
Do you think I could wear like like a Like a millennia and then like a
A stop, something like a crossed out
I don't god damn know
It's Sykoo with the 550 pcs I don't goddamn know!
It's Sykoo with the five fifths, appreciate it.
Imma just wear like a shirt that says I'm just a gamer
I'm just a gamer. I'm just
a gamer.
Okay, you see that? That's reminding me of Kevin.
Yo, I do not have time
for Kevin's bullshit in a few days.
Check! Bro, I know he's gonna
do some crazy shit.
Bro, yo, you know what I love about
Kevin? He's actually excited.
Check! Yo,
he misses y'all bro. I swear he does. Bro, he misses y'all bro i swear he does well he misses y'all bro
he misses y'all bro he actually does bro
chat all the start kevin genuinely bro misses y'all.
All of a sudden, bro,
he misses y'all, bro!
No cap! He does! He misses y'all bro, no cap
He does call him matter
No, he's probably on set. He was like
None I gotta go. I'm not gonna call them. I'm not gonna call him. I'm not going to call them.
Yo, yo! When I was in the UK
I went to the Wembley game right?
But I was supposed to see-
I was supposed to link up with Vinny but it didn't happen
Me and Vinny were supposed to't looking for the longest now chat but I went to the Wembley
game. Chat, the best thing happened to me
The best thing happened
to me. Listen to what happened
Bro
I'm walking right inside the remedy game
right uh in a stadium an old guy gray hair
and his beard gray hair here he walks up to me.
He puts his hand on my shoulder.
Bro it's like a movie.
He said congrats on Elden Ring.
Bro!
I was like,
What?
He literally said
Congrats on Elden Ring.
And kept it pushing!
No cap!
Like, bro. Oh my gosh. I ain't gonna lie.
Chat, when y'all see what I got planned,
they're going to be like,
What the fuck?
They're going to be like,
What the fuck?
Chat, we have a lot to react to.
Do we go Reddit first?
Should we go Reddit first low-key?
Would that be the move?
Lowkey.
Lowkey bro.
Poll up poll up.
Wanna poll wanna poll.
Wanna poll wanna poll. Wanna pull wanna pull, wanna pull
lowkey cause it'll refresh me
It's everything from the week, it's everything from the week
bro, low key.
Duke Dennis, oh yeah here I fucking go
dick riding again.
I know that's illegal right?
Yo actually you know that's illegal?
Vote everybody vote!
Everybody vote!
Everybody vote!
Everybody vote!
Kaich nai nai kaich nai nai
Kaich nai nai kaich nai
Everybody vote! Everybody vote everybody vote
Anybody vote you want to make it quick though?
Let's try to go quick. Yeah, do y'all wanna react to um...
Phantom Show? With the Sidemen?
Are we doing all that tonight?
Cause I ain't gonna lie cause y'all know
I-I-I-I
Y'all wanna do it? I like this, I like this chat.
Okay okay.
Bro!
It's gonna be a bunch of reactions dude.
Chat it's going to be a bunch of reactions bro.
I ain't gon' lie. gonna be a bunch of reactions bro I go live um oh my gosh maybe a 21 months
cookie oh my god it's gonna be a bunch um
anything else that when to react to first?
Oh my-I can't wait till y'all see the fucking Mr. B shit after a minute we're gonna discuss it
I know not everyone wanna see Speed, Speed did some shit
There's so much bro
There's so much bro. There's so much I'm gonna do hot
Hot oh no top
This week yo
What you got through depressed days and night. You the goat-goat.
Chat, appreciate it.
Chat, 1 to 10, how did y'all like the last vlog?
1 to 10, how do y'all like the last vlog?
1 to 10, 1 to 10.
It was so good right?
Yo it's good. It was actually good
It was actually good. Yo! Oh my gosh
I didn't tell y'all
I have
arguably the greatest video
that's gonna get posted on the channel
in like a few weeks.
On the main channel.
Check.
I have arguably
the greatest video
ever!
Like, I'm on that bro. That's gonna be posted on the main channel ever when y'all see it, you're gonna like
What the fuck?
Now
But it's not a smart idea to tell y'all now.
I-I wanna tell y'all now,
But it is not a smart idea to tell y'all now bro
Eminem yes remind me! It's not a smart idea.
It's just not a smart idea. Hold on.
Okay this week. Congratulations to Ray. Congrats
Ray. Yo Ray! Yo
yo yo yo congrats.
You lowkey bodied him! Yeah I did!
AHAHAHA Oh These are tackled by KC3 bro. So the guy to beat up one
Lit person bro so the guy has to be the one lit person and take all they money
who y'all fighting
who you're fighting
i don't got the money okay you, you see? You on my dick because
I will beat the shit out of you in GTA.
Stop playing with me like that! We don't play like that!
You see? Yo Wallah
You on MY DICK! Get off
MY DICK! Okay? You got mad niggas ass you can beat up!
You got Jeff Bezos,
you got Elon Musk...
You got-
Somebody said I'm fighting Sketch?!
Knock- fighting sketch knock dude what the fuck
yo yo man that nigga
Look at this shit look at this shit chat
Look at these thugs. No no I'm pretty sure it's in his...
Niko what are you doing?
What's up? You good? You good? You good? Big day right?
I'm good. Yeah!
Look at your boy there!
He got that shit on though!
Hey! That boy got that shit on though. Hey!
That boy got that shit on.
Jack, I ain't gonna lie.
I was going to stream it.
We were going to stream the graduation.
But I think a video was much better.
What?
Damn.
What happened? Somebody got me. What's happening? hey Yo! Bro, people was re-sharing my picture
and said yeah he's definitely Haitian
Bro when my pops come on the stream,
y'all gonna see Haitian.
When my pops
come on this stream,
y'all are gonna see sapase no cat he's five two gang
he's five two He's 5'2". Same height. Yo, shut the fuck up bitch!
Yall don't wanna admit it but i'm literally taller than kevin literally
get up here kai is in toronto yeah i was sleeping and somebody put
up on me and i was like so let's take a tick-tock i'm like back let's dance!
Hey, hey I love y'all bro
Why can't people control themselves?
Fucking death what does this look like chat? What is it?
Oh What does this look like? Huh?!
What does this look like?!
What does this look like?!
Huh?!
What does this look like? and you want to know something that's so crazy
that i absolutely did not like chat
and i don't
like shit like this
damn
okay
that's These people criticize me on something dumb
that I can admit it was so dumb of you to do some shit
in 2021.
They criticized me on doing it in 2021
and I was so dumb
that little prank that i did i took accountability look at this title gang
look at the title
look at the title Look at the title
Look at it! Beta Squad, Kaisenat, Chody, event ruined by their fans.
Gang listen to me, bro.
These people criticized me in the past and 100%, as I got older
I literally respected their chat
The shit that I did with taking money from tip jars
That was the dumbest and I could have been looking
back at it that was the dumbest and I coulda did but bro come on bro
I wouldn't give I would even had kid if you had put Beta Squad, A&P and I still took all the heat.
But who just blatantly said Beta Squad, Kosta Nat? There's nobody else personal name in this title but me. Nobody! And that's a part of it, bro.
But what we do?
We move on.
We move on.
We keep going.
Crazy!
Crazy! going crazy why are we having this fat ass Vader between my forehead bro fatter shit Fat as shit.
Take it, take it.
Oh my... Yo!
Shut the fuck up.
Yo, you see?
Y'all be doing too much.
Wait, it's not...
It hasn't been five years yet.
Boy, I have a five-year planned video
that's going to happen
in 2026?
I think it's the year I have to go back?
These people tell me I was going to be
broke in five years. I got to
go back on this exact date in five years.
Child, what year is it? What year would it be? 2026 right?
Oh please bro!
27 really?!
Bro, I'm about to spend a lot of money on that bro, please!
Alright. Well looks like the cops are getting called hey bro look i just want to say
it's my last day it's my last day here uh appreciate you guys as neighbors how
yeah we got some intruders in our fucking driveway.
Now they caught you, love it.
I mean if you see me on the plane... Hey listen bro, fuck it.
There was people saying why is he not on a pj car doesn't fire private hey
bitch i don't have to okay hey bitch i'm not spending my money on no
fucking private jet nigga yeah i mean this bitch knot and I don't give a fuck like why would i be on
the private jet for what? For what? And whoever took this photo you are a fucking weirdo. You fucking weirdo. How dare you?
HOW DARE YOU DO THIS SHIT TO ME?!
Fucking weirdo!
Like what the fuck?
I got that shit on though, we got that Rockwell with that Supreme.
We gonna try to do mad fire shit you feel me?
Before that though...
Have you been wondering why Kyle isn't streaming.
Few days that I miss
I will keep you guys updated but just know
when I miss them days
some shit is getting cooked up.
Facts!
Facts!
Facts!
Facts!
Facts!
Facts!
Back then they didn't want you...
Bro, like, can you shut the fuck up? Can you shut the fuck up? Can you shut the fuck up?
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Wait does that make sense?
Can you shut the fuck up
Am I saying it wrong
Shut the fuck up bro, okay
Why did i say like that Badass they didn't want you.
What am I looking at?
Whoa, Vicky.
Big fan! She called me gay for cleaning my nails back in 2021
Oh, look at Aiden
I hope Aiden is doing good. I checked up on Aiden today. Aiden, if you see
this bro? Aiden!
Aiden, if you see this, I hope you're doing good bro.
I don't know what you're doing bro.
I hope we're doing good bro.
I hit him up. I checked up on Aiden.
I hit him up bro i hit him up i checked up on aiden i had him up i had him up
what's this kai's name mentioned on the worst song?
Who snowed it? Snowed for ye-
Snowed for yay, not a
Spoiler. Should I react
to this real quick?
Huh? Huh?
Huh? Who was on it?
Did I say Drake?
Featuring Drake. featuring Drake
Where do I go fuck's the original?
Why did I... Wait, what?!
You are one in a million Walk on the island, walk on the island We'll see Lake and Toronto City
I'm two thousand kilometers away but girl
Tonight you look so bad oh yes What? Tablet, tablet
Mark, Wanda, Lila
You live for it
Such a mission
I could finesse my way on the trans
If not these
These guys are dissing
Are you dumb?
I start my crystal with no funs
Kick me off and get bludged
Oh don't you be happy
What?
Wait who is this right now?
Who's singing this right now?
Is that the Snow Day guy? Look at this right now.
Is that the Snow Day guy?
And oh, you sure do watch TV
So these are my community. Walk one to like because there's bad traffic I just showed my dog a gram
He said he knows the man that slapped it
I am so pissed
You're Madame Waza, and I'm Tarky
I'm bello king
walk one delilah
double date me if you like
me brought my cronum for your
bestie sorry he's wearing a shiesty
He's not big
It's just too smoky in these streets
You're looking sweet
Oh don't you be You're looking sweet Yes, Cody!
Oh, don't you be acting mean Oh, there's a farty in my jeans
And oh, your sure they wants to read
So ladies are my summery jeans
Yes, yes
Rock one Delilah peeped her bonnie uh I'm on the way I spent that sir, why would I
say? Does it look
like I own a cave
What?!
Wanda Lila can in school me from the mall
The pack came from British Columbia
Fiends blow my phone off the wall
I'm making waaaaaaps
I get more bands kiss in your arms
Don't piss me off
Oh, don't you be acting mean
It's 40 in my jeans.
And oh if you're trying to hit a look on the TDRBC's question about RBCC IBCPC financial
I mean... What? RBCC IBCPC financial RBCC, IBCPC, finance all All I need
My don't be moving puffs
Cause I'll... Is that every bank in Canada?
CDRBC, Scotiabank RBC, Skatea Bank
RBC, CIBC
Yo!
Call your Scarborough bluff like Tarzan
I am always on the chain
Always on the chain I he's on the chain
I'm on your block like where you at
Beats the inside like Christ not my picture
Motherfucker Bro! Bro! What the fuck is going on?
Bro, what the fuck?
I'm on your back.
I'm on your back. i'm on your block like where you at they stay inside
like casa lat i'll be outside, nigga.
I'll be outside, nigga.
Wait! Did he say my name right? Ain't no way that he said my name right. Oh fuck! Wait ain't no way that he said my name right? Ain't no way he said my name right, baby. Oh fuck!
Wait, ain't no way he said my name right.
Finally!
Fuck man!
Was that Drake or Snow Day? I don't know. Fuck! I don't give a fuck. As long as they say my fucking name right, bro.
Fuck, my nigga!
Who was that?
Who was that? Who was that?
Snowday, thank you Snowday.
But why didn't they just ask me to be on the fucking track?
I'm on your block like where you at
These things sound like cars not My kicks are wet from trapping in the rain
Wait, is that a diss?
Oh fuck.
I think it's just like a reference, huh? Oh no bro, no!
Right?
Bro, the only nigga I'm worried about this thing is Bum-ass fucking Unimiles
That never take off that fucking tightsie
I hate the way you walk, nigga
I hate the way you talk, nigga
I hate the way you smell
I hate the way you look at niggas, bro
I hate you, you smell. I hate the way you look at niggas bro!
I hate you nigga!
I'm not-I didn't forget about you bitch!
I did it!
45 hours is up, it was in the air for 45 hours, motherfucker.
Hold on though bro...
I think that's just a reference cause I'm always like streaming this shit
That's W Grind. Check Everybody say, W. Grant!
W. Grant
W. Grant
That's W. Grimes.
You know what's so crazy?
2K is so fucked up.
They had the audacity to say we want to ship you this in the mail
I scroll up you guys asked me to get scanned into the game and I scanned and you never put me in the game.
Fuck 2K!
In Diet Christ...
Tonight my kids are wet from trapping in the rain
Stole his marshall white state but don't walk in
the bikers lane you're gonna catch it there
falls to the brain i can't explain
Oh, walk on Sabrina
What's she like in Mississauga?
I know you stay at home with mama
So can you
bless me with a dollar?
Wait! Why did y'all niggas
tell me my name was in this?!
Not one of y'all niggas tagged me on this!
Now one of y'all niggas tagged me in this. Now, one of y'all...
I wasn't really on my phone
this whole time but
y'all didn't tag me.
Updates page.
You didn't even like
I didn't even like i didn't see this game
did y'all tell me did you tell me did y'all niggas tell me
oh square one door shine as bright as you i swear it's true Huh?
You only get one shot.
It's not the soonest you've got a point for the lifetime!
You only... Black like way you are, I be staying silent.
Cause not my tics or what's mine.
No! no!
Ay y'all niggas have some respect. You feel me?
I be seeing a lot of comments of y'all
talking about no life Shaq think he
Duke Dennis. Nigga
Them niggas is from the same spot
Have some respect for No Life Shaq
These niggas been doing
He's been doing this shit
Let's have some respect
We love Duke Dennis and we love No Life Shaq
How about that He be minding his business
bitch she's from south carolina as well they all talk like the same hey boy i got tight
shit hey look though hey hey look's that South Carolina shit bro.
You feel me?
Have some fucking respect for no life shack.
Facts!
Tie the niggas bro.
Fucking newbies.
Hey Kai, man get this chick down man
They done mentioned your name
Ain't no way I'm letting a nigga say my name in the track like this
Wait that was a diss?
No Cardi
Cardi
Ain't no way Kai No, Cardi. Cardi, Cardi, Cardi.
Ain't no way! Kai! She said this is my brother!
OH GOD THAT WAS A DISC! JAKE!!!
NO BRO! NO BRO!
NO BRO! NO BRO! No bro, no bro! That was a diss!
Bro.
Bro I have to lie. Is that a diss or no?
Was that a snow day?
Was that a diss?!
He calling me a what?
They stay inside like cots and that.
Nah!
Right?
Nigga, you stay inside
like cots and that, nigga.
Mm? Nigga, you stay inside like cots in that nigga.
Nah!
Man, you a pussy. You stay inside my cots and that nigga.
Hmm... That hurt.
Naaaaah! Haaah! Nah! Nah, we good.
Ain't no way you gonna make...
Yo this gotta be fake bro.
Somebody please tell me it's fake. Please!
Nah! Somebody please! Lord have mercy! Please tell me this face, please. No somebody please
Lord have mercy. This is the worst one more month until shit goes down
Chat Chat chat chat chat chat chat
chat now listen
yall know imma load up that
the ammunition
you feel me?
Y'all niggas know my body, right?
But do I want to go there?
Of course not, I don't.
Of course I don't.
What do I want to do this live for?
Good barbecue.
Good vibes.
You feel me?
Good barbecue, good
vibes, great vibes
like a family.
Now
if things go off
you know what's up Now if things go off
You know what's up
Now who steps in this situation
I'm Davis. Listen to me, bro.
Don't do it this year.
Don't do it this year and please,
y'all niggas don't gas him up.
Bro,
listen to me, bro.
Do not gas this nigga up. I'm telling you right now
Don't gas this nigga up. Don't put no battery in his back
I'm ordering glizzies and i'm ordering buns
And we hitting the grill, nigga.
That's it.
Don't gas him up.
Wait.
Fighting at the charity man?
There's no fucking way y'all niggas was getting it.
What was y'all fighting over the citizens for charity Oh shit! Oh my god!
I didn't know, nigga!
Bro what?
When you get injured but then realize
You don't have to go to the military no more.
Hey, if YouTube does not-
The Big Three! I'm proud of all of you. Work out you, what am I gonna do in life?
If YouTube does not work out for me man, I'm just going to go back to being a regular kid.
That was probably the top thought that I ever said.
Yo, what the heck is It's not for me.
Wait that's my voice!
Wait...
Wait that's actually-
So i like doubted myself and said yo yo what the heck is happening to me?
Like my numbers are not growing.
It's crazy how far it came.
I don't want to let my number here in your living room settle down before I blow up.
I haven't blown up yet.
If you're in it right now,
It's nowhere near where
I'm gonna be the next year.
I'm on level four right now.
I did this for my eye, and my other eye
And my dog
I did it for everyone
We all went a long way though
SELTAR NIGGA HE WAS IN THE FUCKING SELTAR I need to go to the fucking shelter.
What did I tell y'all niggas that?
Yo, why would you do that to me man?!
What the fuck is wrong with you bro?!
Oh my fucking...
I don't have- I don't tell nobody
Nakai you a bitch
Nakai you a fuckin' BITCH NIGGA GODDAMN
Bro i dont like crying oh my god i dont wanna hear that
Oh my god i dont want to hear that bro
Bro Oh my god, I don't want to hear that bro. Bro...
Chad, I'm not even gonna lie bro why am I crying like that?
Why did nobody like...
That should've stopped me!
But what? You can take me on a shopping spree. But we're friends though, you're lying.
Wait wait wait wait wait wait...
What? There's an official song.
We're friends though, we're friends though
Buy me all the finest things
But we're friends though but we're friends though welcome to the friend zone you will never escape escape the friends What?
Oh, no.
No!
No!
Don't make it awkward for me
Please don't text me W-Y-D Cause I might just hurt your feelings i like to sweat love the water You can take me on a shopping spree
But we're friends, though
Why be all the finest things the friends welcome to the friend zone you will never escape the friend zone hey You are in the friendzone
Hey friends, hey friends
You are in the friendzone
Hey friends, hey
friend
You are such a good
friend to me
Oh my God!
And you will never clap these cheeks me And that's why you will never clap this chair. It's Jay!
I can't do this no- bro y'all drag drag it bro. I was on a soccer pitch
I look to my left there's a lady holding up a fucking sign
Thanks, though Why is that doing that bro? What are y'all gonna try, be friends with those shirts?
Okay. Alright. Okay cool. Fuck it. I'ma own it! Fuck it! Hey!
Be friends though...shirts. Fuck it, hey!
Hey!
We friends though t-shirts
dropping on the night
of the motherfucking sleepover stream.
Hey!
Fuck it!
Hey, why not! You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
I have to dub you. You know what? Who's copying? Wait, did I actually do that?
Why didn't me call somebody.
Hold on.
Wait. That's crazy.
I hate a lot.
I'm not doing that, bro.
Let me see, bro.
Wait.
I want to drop the friends though shirts on nights of sleep over. How possible will that be?
Y'all think it's setting out?!
Wait! Y'all think that's selling out? Wait, y'all think that's
selling out?
The search was like
go by fast?
No but I don't want to go everywhere and see
that though. That's the thing. But if I
do it, I don't wanna... Okay, I'm only gonna make
a certain amount. So we're like...
It gotta be rare. How much should I make? Oh my god,
how many should I make?
Ah, fuck. How much did I make?
Ah shit!
A thousand. How much did I charge?
Hold on I'm gonna charge. But i'm gonna try to sign
$50
No, what's the reasonable price for a shirt though?
It'll be only 1000 made It be only a thousand made. It'll only be a thousand made though
What about that 25?
25 times 1000
Yeah, that's like 25,000.
It'll be only 1,000 made!
I'ma see. I'ma see bro.
Bro, I've never...I know how to be doing much or nothing
well it's only been an event once but i'll see bro what the bro what the What the fuck?
Put your face- Fuck you. Put your face on it!
Nigga, fuck you!
You went tight on him.
Nigga, fuck you!
Tyler finna sue you! Pre-lawsuit!
Okay...
If you think Tyler would do that to me I think
Tyler will really sue me
for saying that
i don't think so bro i think you'll find
that funny
bro wait somebody said oh wait so that auction whoa
wait do i auction one sir wait the awesome one sir
wait do i do what a boy yo Yo, yo!
Do I do one of one? There's no
way.
There's no way.
I'm not gonna lie!
I wish, I wish I could get like...
Yo, should I see how high it goes?
One of one.
I'll probably sign it.
Yeah,
I can sign it.
I probably could get Kept to sign it.
I don't know.
Tyler's busy and shit but matter of fact
I don't know.
I don't want Kept to sign it
and I
nah I don't wanna do that. I don't want himemp to sign it and I... Nah, I don't wanna do that.
I don't want him to sign it and I...
If I signed it, it'd be for me.
Matter of fact, fuck y'all niggas!
What the fuck am I talking about bitch?
Proud father. I will be a great father.
Charlamagne gives
advice about old heads who don't...
Did I see this?
Stay away from these
dirty ass niggas.
Oh, wait! It's a new one!
Yo!
These hip-hop fucking old school journalists...
It is a new one?!
...who don't really want to see you succeed.
You ain't never even claimed to be a journalist. That's why people get, I saw somebody
that's funny. Somebody got mad
I gave the exact same advice. It's crazy!
Somebody got mad
in one of my group chats
the other day
because Kai didn't know
the name of Jay-Z's first album.
The name of Jay-Z's first album
is older than Kai Sinat.
Reasonable doubt...
SINAT!
KC3000,
KaiSinat1000
I don't do that
KaiSin, SINAT!
26, Kai is 22
Like why?
I don't care that he don't know it
Hey, Charlemagne always been on my side, bro.
And it's not even a no bias shit. He's
always been like reasonable to like
nigga I've never said I'm a journalist.
I am a guy who reacts to music in my room.
It just so happens that people would care
to see my reaction than the
people who are actually journalists and i'm sorry about that
huh like what do you want me to do well
like what do you what do you want me to do? What do you want me to do?
Like,
what do you want me to do about that, bro?
Kevin, not straight.
Like, bro, if
you mad
because of what I'm saying about music.
I never claim to be a journalist.
I don't be saying like yo man take my opinion serious
I'm a fucking
Nigga who be in this fucking room just reacting to music.
I'm literally doing the same thing that i'm doing but with an audience
In front of me now
Exactly You don't know that in front of me now. To be a hip-hop historian? Exactly!
Stop it with the... He never claimed to be that way.
There's things you can ask
me as a 45 year old about the 80s
I don't know. AIDS?
Yes. five-year old about the 80s. I don't know. AIDS? No, that's a good one.
Huh?
Of course it has to be
the mafia to start some shit.
And a picture of Of course, I have to be the mafia to start some shit. I'm not watching this video sideways.
I'm not gonna lie.
Zootik cars and I
well I can't this This is our favorite streamer.
I know who this is!
Oh my god, did that happen to someone?
Wait. Are they...? Oh my god, that's what a 700 so wait
Son loves that
Son loves that's how I knew cow was like my son spent all my money
but my son loved him so well i had actually met him when i was in Vegas. He ended up coming to my birthday party and I met him.
W's fucking son, Jack!
I just like his vibe.
Do you think streaming could become the new radio at this rate?
Yep.
Like artists don't even want to go on the radio anymore honestly if i just kick it with
kai you gotta get up so early in the morning yeah this is just five you know you just relax ain't
so serious you know it's just that's what i'm saying just be different vibes different
energy people we want to see different new like if you don't always want everything to be the same
i can't wait for this fucking sleepover.
Holy shit, yo chat, I keep just thinking about this shit.
Hey chat is that a lie?
I cannot...
Yo! Oh my god!
Bro! Yo chat Yo, oh my god bro
Yo Jack this nigga right here. Oh
My gosh, bro
When is it? It's in a few days isn't a few days. I'm telling you
It's it's literally there. Yo,
I don't want to see the date but it's there.
It's right there. So the only way you'll be able to find out
Instagram, Twitter.
I'm going to say it over and over again. Chat, pin my Instagram.
Instagram, Twitter.
Instagram, pin my Instagram. Instagram Twitter Instagram Twitter
Instagram Twitter
Instagram Twitter
It's literally right there
That is the only way you will find out.
Rainbow at thank you for the 100 gifted! What the f*** just happened?
Slack bro with a 50 gift and preaching English slick with a 50 gift and...
Rainbow with another 100 gifts Preaching English like the 50 gifted. What the? Did you say I was sure?
Rainbow with another 100 gifted!
What the f*** are they giving you, man?
He just paid for a hundred people to watch this stream with no ads.
Who the f*** does he think he is?
T-Pain!
Oh, that's actually T-Pain.
With a 50 gift card.
Well how can Rainbow come in and get the 100
if T-Pain cheap ass only gets it?
But we friends though?
Are we friends though? When the beat drop. go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA okay that was actually a w edit that was actually It made my pants scream What can I say though?
At least we still friends, though
I can't take it. I'm sorry!
I might have quit. I might have fucking quit I can't take it, I'm sorry. I might have quit.
It's my first time on stream in 10 days
The last time I seen Tyler
was literally almost 3 months ago
I cannot take this shit
I cannot do it!
I can't do it, I can't
The creativity is expanding bro
This creativity is expanding
What would i add to that? Why, bro?
What would I answer that, bro?
Why would I answer that?
What would I answer that, bro?
What would I answer that shit, man?
I'm about to panic shit on myself.
I'm about to panic shit.
What would I add to that bro? Why would I answer that, bro? Why- why would I answer that?
Why would I answer that?
I'm fu-
I'm so dumb, bro!
Why would I answer that bro?
Why would I actually
Know what's crazy. I know she be seeing that shit
Yeah, I don't think'd be like these niggas is annoying you don't think that so what do this think she'd be saying chat matter of fact let me call her
we call I'm putting it end to all of this right now.
No, I got this! Let me call her bro.
Nah we gonna do this the right way...
I'm scared.
You think you know I'm scared?
You got me, nigga!
Ayy! Let me tell you something
I'm scared as shit, I'm pussy bro
I'm pussy
I'M PUSSY
I'm not calling her bro
I'm not calling her
I'm not calling her, Gabe. I'm not calling her bro.
I'm just not.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry chat.
I'm sorry, chat. I'm pussy.
I put this shoulder up and I drop him because I don't care.
I'm not doing that. I don't care. Okay? I'm not doing that. I don't, I don't care.
Okay?
I'm not doing it bro.
I'm sorry bro.
I-I'm sorry bro.
I ju...
Blood dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hold on.
Time to go! Time to go! i'm sorry i'm sorry So what?
At least you got us
Well first of all Me and Sitar are cool, she follows me second of all I just go to ice today
What are you talking about? Like stop making it weird
Okay, you're making it so fucking weird bro. You're making it some weird
You're making it so fucking weird
Bruce upon us the Chi admits his faults and his Twitch return. Also gives him soccer
advice. Hey, bro.
That's cool.
What does that guy do?
Why would I like...
I love how hard he went on decorating his entire room i think he did that for
that and what was the game right before it was just tushima tsushima it was tushima red dead
it was before that oh it, it's before? Before?
I think so yeah he did Tsushima and that was great like he came out with the samurai
sword and everything.
The fucking samurai sword up his sword.
That was great!
The next in line would be maybe cyberpunk for him you could do like a cyberpunk themed room
that game is so good it's criminally underrated the okay let me see time
chat this is what i'll be talking. I don't talk about certain situations
because in my real life,
I've went through it and I've
made the smart decision on
making
my circle the way it's supposed to be.
You guys are too invested, and it's crazy.
It's so bad.
It's actually bad.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
You feel what I'm saying?
We got to work this year we got so much
that i gotta do can we please just stop like it's so bad bro it's like
it's so it's forced it's actually forced
I haven't spoken the situation since
I spoke on a situation, let that sink in.
Like it's bad.
I don't force anything bro.
You feel me?
It is what it is man.
Ty, little niece sings for Gio.
Which one is that? Yeah. I just wanna sing.
Hold on chat, let me play Sage Alka's song. My fault, my fault Sage.
That one ain't so smooth, that one ain't so smooth stage oh Thumbnails on, thund-thumbnails on How can I get low?
Look at me
I need something to hold
Listen you're not even 18 plus, you're not supposed to be in this room.
Ah that's it
We gotta take Shades to Disneyland or some shit
I think Raider Ops choosing Duke over car open. Okay, I want you to see something real quick
I was opened three times doing a charity match and
It's getting bad that people are just not passing me to- Like, they're not just...
Bro.
They're not passing it to me bro.
I'm actually cursed!
No no look!
I wasn't-
NO NO NO
PAY ATTENTION NIGGA!!! Sorry but what i'm watching is Look, I wasn't... No, no, no. Pay attention, nigga!
Sorry, but what I'm watching is pretty crazy.
Look.
Look at this.
I'm not offside.
I know what offside is.
I'm not offside.
Look at the pass.
Oh...
Look how fast I am. Look out... Look how fast I am.
Look out, look how fast I am.
Oh my god, this nigga chose to give it to me.
Wait!
Hold on.
If he passed in here would this be good?
No.
Look at this.
If he did a leading pass...
If he did a leading pass, that would've been good, right?
Look at the pass.
He looked me dead in my eyes and passed to Duke.
Oh, my God, Ray.
You're actually the Glazermator here.
Here's a Krispy Kreme donut.
I'm not going to lie.
You know why I don't bro?
Yo Ray, I'm not even going to lie.
Stop glazing!
Look, he looked me in my eyes gang and I remember this shit. Look at the past.
I REMEMBER HIM DOING THIS!
Oh my god, this nigga chose to give it to Duke, my nigga.
When? Let's run this shit back again...
Nigga that's the deal! What?!
Nigga that was Jadaymon! All I had to do is beat him?
Boom! Was that- It's a- Oh
My god, no. Oh that's dead G. That's dead
Nigga what nigga chose to give it to Duke, my nigga. When?
Who was that?
I don't even know.
Run this shit back again.
Ray, what the fuck?
Oh, it's Harry!
Ray, what the fuck?
Ray, what the fuck?
Ray has acres of space right here. Ray, what the fuck? Oh my god bro
Ray, what the fuck
Get to eat so it's all right okay let's talk about this hey duke don't you
ever in front of any type of huss lift me up like that in front of any type of huss lift me up like that
if I had any type of huss.
You lifted me up out as frustration,
like a little bitch, OK?
Duke, I am 22.
I'm a grown ass man.
Why the fuck would you lift me up like this?
Gang,
You know what they do
A whole new world
Don't you dare close your eyes
No ay yo shit. What I see all I seen was this and
shining grills like
We show you what I saw Okay
No cause you guys have to relive
What I went through
Okay
This is what I saw
When Duke picked me up
Okay
Look at the motherfucking screen
Uh huh Shut me up okay look at the screen uh-huh shut the up xbox playstation better
okay this is what i saw when he picked me up
hey This is what I saw when he picked me up. Okay? Look, this is what I saw and heard.
Okay? Okay.
It's lovely.
I can show you the world Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me princess
Now when did you last let your heart decide?
Wait!
I can open your eyes
Wait!
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Where to go
Or say we're only dreaming of a new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm well in peace
I used to be so clear
But now I
Dude don't you ever pick me up like that
In front of the halls ever again.
In a whole new world Now I'm in
A whole new world
I believe in myself
No ever, please. Please
That was like...
I-I fall like a bitch
I'm not gonna lie
I fall like a bitch, I'm not gonna lie. I fought like a bitch! I fought like a bitch!
I got picked up by the big drop
Oh my gosh was that i lost aura for that right i know
i did man i know i did for that oh yeah
definitely out the window window. Holy shit!
Fuck you can't just do that bro!
This tree will be... Bro, what?
No.
Let me tell you it's a crazy trio.
Me, Kevin and Drewski. Let me tell you what's a crazy trio. Me, Kevin and Drewski.
Let me tell you another trio.
Take out Kendrick.
Put Uzi in.
Oh my...
Oh! my oh my gosh oh my god oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Wow yo you know what's so crazy?
Check!
I forgot to tell y'all.
I forgot to tell y'all.
Kyrie has invited me to the finals
and is setting up, sending me up some tickets for the finals
my boy kairi net bow i spoke i spoke to kyrie he um
he's setting me up to the finals. And I'm not going to lie,
I really want to be courtside
with no other than
me,
Phantom,
Agent, Duke, Phantom, Agent Duke Chris Davis.
I would love A&P.
I feel like me and A&P
Rage? No!
I went up to invite Rage. He just mentioned that it was
It's A&P
He just said tell A&P to pull up if they want to
But I would love I want our rage, I won't rage to be there too. I
Won't rage she either me and rage are like
i want race to be there's beat it too bro
get me a ticket mari what do you call
it when you jump over someone's back for the rebound aggressively.
You don't fucking know.
You
you don't fucking know.
Okay? So how about you shut up and continue playing what's that game
they should be playing mario kart okay and rust okay
it's called dribble better asap okay mark your mind just burn yourself. Okay
Please take joins of all six a and P members by South African Oh
Please send this please send this please
please Please send this. Please send this, please! Please!
Send it ASAP!
I need it!
I need it!
I need it!
I need it!
I need it!
When everyone's dressed nice at the wedding, but me and bro thug until we die nigga first of all
Yo
Dude come on
No Cake give me gold cake Yo, dude come on.
Dude!
Cake gimme gold cake gimme gold cake
gimme gold cake gimme gold cake gimme gold.
Why are you so happy Kai?
Like what? You missed that. be kind like what
yo duke is actually yo du Duke actually can't shoot the ball, bro.
He can't kick for real, bro.
Isn't that crazy?!
That boy... We-he-he.
We're gonna all practice.
I'm not going to lie,
I'm never going to talk about it no more.
I ain't lying,
I need to get athletic ASAP.
How Kyle was dressed at Ray's graduation?
Snapbacks! I'm not gonna lie, I don't know how much I have left. I'm going to use force. No, we're not using force today.
Charlie, get your attitude together, okay?
No!
No, she's not gonna get her attitude together.
Let me handle this as I'm her big sister.
Okay.
Good morning. Shut up!
Shut up!
Let me out of here!
Shut up Ed Ed yo! This Ed 4 Ed wasn't like touching any- WHAT THE FUCK
NO NOOOOOO
No this has to stop oh my gosh
yo uh hey hold on
wait oh my god no This has to stop!
Oh my gosh no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, How was that instant?
How was that an instant comeback?
Why is that on the top of your head, my heart?
Big headed forehead looking like Casanet.
You had Megamind
you had fucking Shrek who had agent 00 0
you had so many people to listen like no
she's a Duke Dennis.
Did she say Duke Dennis too?
Wait, did he say Duke Dennis?
Let me out now!
Yo, shut up ass, yo!
Big ass forehead looking like Tots like Constantine and Duke Dennis.
Wait! Looking like Constman and Duke Dennis. You think you're going to school with that?
I swear to every morning.
Okay, turn around. Every morning all I want
y'all to do is say good morning. Y'all are really good kids but you
sure have some... You know what's so so crazy when you're young with your siblings
ah it's beef it is literally beef i don't give a who
you is we go at it every single day but when
you grow up
be so like that bruh like it's so locked in, bruh. Like it's so crazy!
It's actually insane!
Show us, okay? Just take a blank.
Why you didn't tell us before
but you told us now?
Because I just want you to see.
It's called a good morning video for me.
Good morning.
Good morning. It's always... One, one, one.
Yo! We'll be the worst is when your mom wants you to take a picture with your siblings.
Like, yo, school morning?
Like, yo, gang. Gang, force me
to take a picture with my siblings?
Gang, why, bro?
And then what's also crazy
is when you got a small family,
it was just you and your siblings
and it's their birthday
and you gotta pick somebody to cut the cake with you
and you've gotta pick a sibling
and then you picked this sibling
and then your mom say, awww.
Ma.
Ma.
You're wildin'. Why drop question mark wait wait a moment
why what
no way d Dante said this.
Oh my God, bro.
Sorry to get at you.
I thought that was Kai.
I was like yo!
No, you're lying.
Bro okay, I'm not gonna lie
I'm done
Yo, come on dude
Like what is going on
Bro
Like Dante
Are you serious
What is going on Like Dante Are you Darte, are you serious?
What is going on?
Like, Darte,
are you fucking serious?
Either Sketch
is tall as fuck
or like...
God.
Like...
Dude, me and Darte are literally the same height or like... God, like.
Dude me and Dante are literally the same height gang. Ah!
Yo!
Me and Dante are literally the same height. ah Come on!
That's my life, but...
Like you don't gotta sing no more, please. Let me wait for a couple more people getting in because I'm going to be late. Okay.
I'll get you some food and then we can go back to work.
Okay.
Okay. Don't start, please. Let me wait for a couple more people getting here because I have important news. What?
She's pregnant!
Holding all numskins to the front.
SHE'S PREGNANT!
All bad bitches to the front. She's pregnant!
Or beaten bitches to the back.
She's pregnant!
Okay, July 26th...
Baby shower! We drop in Y2K
Oh
Hi Edgar
Y2K
July 26 Man say I won't have one of those
See I won't have one that long
See I won't have one that long
Pre-sale tomorrow
We gonna be like this long sort
AH! OH! let this one's work I will save you for tomorrow. Go, Kappa! so oh Everybody's laughing in my mind
Rumors spreading about this other guy Do you do what you think? is forget all the pain that you made with me cause baby i didn't there should be me holding your hand
that should be me making isis isis ISIS
ISIS Just put me in a music video. I'm never playing soccer. ow No, I'm good.
Boom.
Let me see what happened, gang.
I come out, no need for stretching.
I go for the kick, knee pass
It's good now though, it's good
Don't worry about it
I can still get sturdy
Hold on
Motherfucker I'm not studying shit. Hold on, let me...
Motherfucker yeah
Laughing No, that shit was fat.
What am I mother like?
Her shit was...
Kyae and Chris was panicking.
Her shit was ba-doink!
Okay, let me turn that off. class Oh my god, I thought this shit was actually like
It was so bad
Oh my- I'mma beat his ass. Don't even worry about it. I seen it.
I seen it! Public? On the end feed?
I seen it.
Ima beat his ass don't even worry bout it
Yeah you...
Okay Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Whoa, wait, hold on.
Wait.
Chat, you see what I'm... I get no rest bro!
Chat, I get no
rest but tomorrow's a big ass day
I can't spoil it
I can't spoil it but just know some crazy shit's happening tomorrow.
And I can't say it, but they're...
Okay, never mind. It's in the evening. Oh my gosh! I thought we were starting early. Nevermind.
Kendrick IG story!
Okay... Okay.
The pop out Ken and Friends June 19th
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exclusive cash up card
what are you talking about
what what are you talking about like
wouldn't this right single and have not
flight actually needs to go back
to school how many pieces if i cut this rectangle in
half how many people would i have two Uh, you'd have... Damn I'm trying to imagine this.
Flight is like a chat in this in this space that we're in there's
only a few golden eggs flight is a golden egg no. If you know what I'm talking about,
You know what I'm talking about? If you get it, you get it.
He's like a... How do you...?
Y'all know what I I'm all right. Yeah
like
If you if you say so wrong about flight you get a problem
I guess I have yeah like sandwich with a smack face What's the problem? Like it's a half. Yeah, like a sandwich half.
Were they smacked right here?!
I said yeah.
Oh my God look at Rage.
Oh my gosh!
See I know everybody in the street
is gonna take a hot chip, right?
They said they gave us an example though
like how it was cut.
I'm trying to imagine it like me too be cut in half
right
and it's like
so
how many pieces
do we have
you cut it
in half
I think,
I feel like they want to do
it's a trick question though
because it's like
I want to say two
but then there are
the count on the other sides
that make it like four.
On my fucking god flight
That one friend who just
like a dad. See?
I don't want no spoilers, no spoilers
I have a sunburn. Buy some that
What you do though?
This nigga trying to risk me up right now, I'm gushing a little bit!
Yeah
Got the proof I'm at
Romation. I'm just going to miss you. No! No! No!
She's like this, she's like this
Hey
Oh
Yeah It's so crazy because A&P are like
We're not friends bro. We're family bro. These are the uncles of my kids bro.
These are the uncles of my kids bro. Yeah
Now we are what a time what a fucking tom not actually why he why is he like this We're gonna- Felt so fucking good.
When you score a goal, it's like you bust a nut.
Facts.
The most iconic photo ever from MrBeast.
Wait, Jack!
Is this actually a great photo is it yo yo this is a good fucking photo bro holy shit I go oh my god. Yo, chat. Okay.
This video is so good that I'm thinking about renting out a movie theater and watching it with a whole bunch of myselfs, bro.
I don't know how long it's gonna be but that's how good it is bro that's all
good it is bro that's how good it is but I want to react
to it with y'all.
No cap
What phantom done outrun chunks?
Bro yo why you think that phantom is slow or something
Yo dude know like, fandom is fast right?
Look at the computer.
Oh no Look at the big cutie. RRRRRR Nah, I think it's a fast makeup bro
OH!
I THINK UGLY Wait Ugliest rapper won't Oh! I think Ugly...
Wait.
Ugliest rapper will be there.
I think.
Wait.
I think it's gonna be a sleepover.
I think,'s gonna be a sleepover. I THINK BRO!
It'll begin, male.
I'm not sure. um BLEH! If I'm gonna fuck a rat, take the tail
BLEH!
BLEH!
BLEH! Bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh. Bleah, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh!
BLEH, BLEH- M&M?! Okay bbbbb wait...
Let me know when you're got to M&M's.
This is what happens when you recruit some obvious-
Now? Wait, hold on. Fuck it.
Is the Apple good?
45 million in five-
Hey, yeah man, it's Paul. Wait! Hold on!
Sqlash Flash
Let me, let me Hold on I gotta panic shit
Ew Kai come on bro
Hold on let me just take a shit real quick, bro.
Be right back.
Walk on the island We we'll see Lake and Toronto City
I'm two thousand kilometers away but girl tonight you look so bad
Oh yes you do
Don't ask where those shine as bright as you
Top left top left
Walk on the line
You live for it in such a mission
I could finesse my way on the trance
Zipping out of these, these guys are dissing
Are you dumb?
I scan my prest crystal with no fudge
Kick me off, you get bruuuudged
Oh don't you be acting mean
No there's a 40 in my jeans
And oh you sure do want to read
So these are Michael Mary jeans These are my Camaragin
Wapwan Delilah, no I'm late cause there's bad traffic I just showed my dog your gram
He said he knows a man that slapped it i'm sollo king walk one delilah double date me if you like me brought my cronin for your bestie sorry
he's wearing a shy steeeze not be it's just too smoky english cheese you're looking sweet oh Oh, don't you be acting mean.
Oh, there's a 40 in my jeans.
Lots! Lots!
And oh, your shorty wants to read.
Oh, these are my
I CLOSED MY TOILET! bro like oh my the water's at the asphalt I don't want to go back in there, it's scary bro! It's scary bro! Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Clear!
Clear!
Clear!
Clear! Clear!
Clear!
Clear! Ahem. down
down down oh god Down! Down! Down!
Down! Oh my God!
It's about to flood. Oh my God, have it out!
Sit down! Oh my...
One more flush and it's over. Oh God!
One more flush?
Oh my god, stop!.... I asked for a fucking plunger. No, no, wait. Hold on. No, no, no.
Ask for a fucking plunger and they give me one the size of my dick?
What the fuck? No! No, dude. This is nasty. Oh my...
I can't show y'all.
That's embarrassing in there.
Another lock?
No!
That's not a lock.
It's a I'm not gonna lie!
No. That's the smallest punch I've ever seen- What do I do?
They don't wanna show y'all
There's no way I'll show y'all.
No, I can't, I can't, I can't
I can't, no it's bad
No, it's actually bad I can't. I can't. I can't. No, it's bad.
No, it's actually bad.
Like this.
Like no, no, no, no, no.
Okay?
On my life one more flush and it's over.
No, I can't flush it! Okay so don't flush.
Boo! I probably can set up a bathroom cam, but to where you don't see it.
Should I do that?
Okay, look.
Okay Look
If i set up this bathroom can and it
accidentally floods over
there is going to be
shit everywhere.
Now listen, I'm running to my stream and I'm ending my stream.
And I'm deleting VOD ASAP.
Do I just take my time in the bathroom?
Or do...I put it in an angle where I can't see nothing?
Vote.
Take my time or set the camera up.
Vote on my life
with one fuss away
from shit
everywhere! Everywhere
Vote no, that's actually nasty bro. Oh my oh
No, that's nasty bro
oh my gosh that's fucking nasty Okay.. No, that's actually disgusting bro. I don't think I want to be on shade with my shit from Matt.
No no no, that's minus aura.
Oh god! Not, nah, nah.
I'm not gonna lie. If I go in there and throw my camera
and it goes wrong, that's minus aura.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie. I'm losing aura off that.
Gang. What do I do?
I don't know what to do.
I could go video ninja right now What do I do? I don't know what to do.
I could go video ninja right now.
I can go video ninja right now!
What do I do?
I could go video ninja right now no, but it will be at an angle. We don't see nothing y'all would just see this oh
I've put out a angle to in case it does flood yeah, Iall don't see it still. Y'all want me to do that?
It'll be like this! All you will see is like this look look
all you will see is this look
Like all you will see is this look like
or you hear is oh my I'm anything so bad'm ending scenes so fast. Bro, I'm ending scenes so fast!
Ray is in here? Okay we based it off of Ray.
Ray what should I do?
It's all up to Ray.
That's disgusting, cop.
Come on you got shorties in here
You is fucking game
I'm not gonna lie
You blowin'.
I'm not gonna lie.
Okay one more time.. This could be really bad
All my life
Bro
The toilet seat is right here Okay all my life, bro.
The toilet seat is right here.
Okay?
The toilet seat is the arm of this chair.
The water
is right...
The water
is right here.
Okay? right the water is right here and there is a turd
right here floating No, like actually bad bro.
Yo okay.
Okay?
I can't feel it.
Ah!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I can't feel.
Ah! Game. Gang, let me say this. What do I do? So don't flush. I'm gonna go video ninja.
City Fingers is crazy, no dumbass.
Let me go video ninja.
No let me- okay, let me actually go in there with like...
...cleansiness bro.
Oh my gosh! I'm not gonna lie... And... But the only person I would know what to do in this situation is my mom, bro.
Oh my gosh
okay here we go.
Wait huh? Okay. Start Copy. Paste. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Boom, boom.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Boom, boom. boom boom well
why is it let me copy it
wait what there we go.
Um, hello?
Why can't I copy it? Okay. What do I do?
Do I just legit type it in?
Do I just legit type it in that's legit
Don't just type it in word for word bar for bar. Oh my god! Oh.
Copy.
Oh my god, here we go.
This might be the most embarrassing thing I've ever done in my whole fucking life.
Oh my... my whole fucking life. Okay.
Can you hear me on here?
Can you hear me on my phone? Okay. Yes? No? yes or no. Oh my gosh. so Oh my...
What the fuck? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 5 6
7
8
9
10 11 10
11 12
No! oh um so Hey! Last week...
Last week I cleaned my carpet. This week I unplugged my toilet.
What does that mean? I'm a fucking man, bitch.
I'm a fucking man, bitch. I'm a fucking man, bitch.
I'm a fucking man motherfucker.
Hope you guys enjoyed this video
of me uncutting my toilet and I will see you guys are going to enjoy this video of me on country mark toilet and i will see you guys
when i see you guys tomorrow
peace PEACE!
Yo, We good?
We good? Oh, I thought that was... Oh
I thought that was
That was shit
Hey, I thought that hey, I thought that was shit. I thought that was shit. I thought that was shit.
Hey, hey
Hey
Hey
I thought that was shit.
Wait!
There's no way one of my dream sponsors
sent me a package.
There is no way
one of my dream sponsors of all time sent me as a package bro
i'm looking outside my door right now there's no way there's actually no way. There's actually no way.
What?
Wait! There's no way!
There's no way!
This...
Wait, there's no way. This is actually fire.
Wait! There's no way. I ain't gonna lie, I love Hanes bro.
Wait, there's no way!
Hands briefs? That's not the rhyme.
Heads briefs, respectfully I'm not jacking that.
Heads briefs, respectfully I'm not jackin' that. Hades briefs,
respectfully, I'm not jacking that.
Hades tank tops!
I'm jacking that!
Hades white teeth I'm jacking that! Hanes white tees.
I'm jacking it!
Hanes black and white tea combo.
I'm jacking that!
Oh my... oh Oh my gosh
Haynes
I would love for you guys
Um
I would love to work with
you guys in the future, you feel me?
Like for real, for real, I would love my
top three favorite brands.
You ready?
Native, Hanes, Blitz-Tex.
Okay?
Unless I make my own shit.
You feel me?
Nike, no!
No, I already have Nike, dickhead. I already have Nike dickhead. I
Already have Nike dumbass
We are very
Nike You feel me? I said that i would want to work with. We got Nike already. Sup little miss bro ready
sup littlest bro i'm davis but somebody's after creed i think it's a we can go bun for ben that yo
we mess chat chat.
We ready to um Central C. How was I yo bro? Oh Eminem!
Wait Eminem. Wait Eminem. Eminem.
Eminem. Eminem. Eminem, Eminem lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in.
Hey Em it's Paul I was listening to the album.
Hey, it's Paul. Uh, I was listening to the album...
Good fucking luck! You're on your own
Check this out. Oh, it's m&m Oh this is Eminem! Oh this is Eminem!
Oh this is Eminem!
OH YEAH!
Good chance, Tess. Oh yeah! Let's get it Some fuck is this shit?
Get your ass down here
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Hey hey hey hey hey hey Yes, he's bad. Yes, he's bad.
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad,
Oh, that's Slim Shady!
Well look what the stars run
Little baby devil with a forked tongue.
And it's sticking out, yeah, like a sore thumb.
With a forehead that it grew horns from.
Still a white jerk pulling up in a Chrysler to the Seifern
with the bright spurts and a butt-like shirt.
Lyrical technician and, muslim An electrician
Y'all life work
And I don't gotta play for shit
It's you I make believe
And you know
I'm here to stay cause me
If I was to ever take a leave
I would be as friend
To break your feed
If I was to ask
For Megan B I'd be proud Even if she will collapse Yeah! Yeah! Oh man!
Oh yeah, he's locked in.
He's locked in, he's locked in.
I'm about to reach in my bag bro.
I'm about to reach in my bag bro.
I'm about to reach in my bag bro.
I'm about to reach in my bag bro.
I'm about to reach in my bag bro.
I'm about to reach in my bag bro.
I'm about to reach in my bag bro.
I'm about to reach in my bag bro.
I'm about to reach in my bag bro. I'm about to reach in my bag bro. I'm about as I can.
Go back, oh, oh, okay, I'm not paying attention. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What did I miss?
What did I miss?
What did I miss?
I'm not paying attention!
Okay, all right.
Well, look at the start run.
Little baby devil with a full body.
He's got some big ass balls.
He's got some big ass balls. He's got some big ass balls. He's got some big ass balls. Hey, hey, hey. Yes! pulling up in the If I was to ever take a leave, it would be as burning to break your feed
If I was to ask for Megan's ease, she'll come back with me
Would I really have a shot at her feet? I don't know but I'm glad to be back like god damn god fucking damn
L M&M
L
Whack as fuck
L
Y'all do
Bro
Y'all do know who y you're saying it's an altitude right
is eminem I'm about to reach in my back, bruh
Nigga
This is what he fucking do, bro
I'm about to reach in my back, bruh
Just like that In the back, bruh Yeah, yeah And from my last take
Woof! Just like that
When I'm back bro
That's the place
Now back in your days I owned me Right around the time of my name and dopey
Ate some codeine as a way of coping
Taste of Omi, it's case of Oki
Turned me into Smutty Face Emoji
My face is not the age appropriate But I will hit an eight year old me into Fucking menace! I'm drunkin' it my Who the best without some white chalk and when I step up to that mic cock it then I'm like
Hard attack, you can start again
Yeah bro, yeah bro, yeah bro
You can get by my last trick What the fuck?
Yo, how old is Eminem right now? about to reach in my back Yo, he's 50. Get you on up to that.
About to reach in my back, bruh.
Abra, abracadabra.
Move just like that in your back, bruh. Good day. If we could see the way she is today
It'd probably say that everything was okay
What's my name, what's my name?
The End What the fuck? YK with the motherfucking 10 gifted fucking beautiful motherfucker. Appreciate it
Thank you to all the subs All my subs, you a fucking GOAT Attacked by bees in a coupe leaning back my seat Poppin' R Kelly saved the group, the black guy got peas
In my air max 90's white skis
Walking parental neck eyes
YAH!
That was a barge
Watching the cats sign me
Identifies as Black but that's Chinese
Like I'm all fucking hacky snack I treat The whole world cause I gotta let my feet is You thanks it to the anger you just fucked at If I think that shit, I'ma say that shit
Cancel me what? Okay, that's it
Go ahead, ball quick
Snake ass prick
You nail cross dresser
Fake ass bitch
Gonna probably get you
Yo, what?!
Ball quick
Snake ass prick
You nail cross dresser Fake ass bitch YOU WHAT?! This is only me Ain't with you, star Cause you're never gonna see me Caught sleepin' in
See the kid nappin'
Never did happen
Like Sherry Papini
Harry Houdini
I vanish into the Daenerys
I'm leaving like
Trust me. I'm a great driver
Don't worry I just got my license back.
I'm about to reach in my backyard
Hard work and broke the dapper so Damn!
In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Every Trice! This music video is so tough.
This one right here is OD, that was cool.
This guy just threw a paper airplane in the football
stadium while a match was being played,
and you won't believe what happened.
So he gets ready to make the best
I do not care.
We try to get this through this motherfucker.
It sounds like a really, really
Hey Kai Love you.
Yo, chat. Who this?
Yo, chat.
Who this right here?
Attractive female gay woman.
Who this?
You're RRRRRR.
That's Tyler's girlfriend?
So who is this? Yo Kai you should react to Block
Wait wait
Tylo's in a Palakami relationship
Bro since when was he In a Palakami relationship?
Bro, since when was he In a Palakami relationship?
Why this nigga never told me
He's in a Palakami relationship? A relationship.
Apollo- what? Apolokami!
Boy, are you fucking dumb?! Now they don't know what a polygamy relationship is?
The fuck is wrong with y'all dumb niggas?
Apolygamie, that's what I meant to say. Bitch!
Apologami bitch
Bro, I didn't know they were in an
apologami relationship bro.
Oh my fucking gosh!
Damn... Still wrong.
And none of this says Potagami
is a type of relationship where
a person is married to more than one partner
at the same time.
You just told me that Talil
has two...
These niggas gonna tell me I'm pronouncing it wrong, bitch?
Are you fucking dumb?
Nigga, I literally said polygamy.
Bitch! The fuck is you talking about?
Ty Lill's in a
polygamy relationship?
I didn't know that.
What the fuck? Oh man, he better give me minutes. Hey by the way when I kicked it exactly at this point...
...I clamped.
Literally. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait how you got nominated for category favorite game with the kitchen
awards oh the game okay okay
look at this dog like why was that doing
this this thug. Like, why was I doing this shit, bro?
Look at you dumbass!
Lacey, get your ass back in the motherfucking crowd. The fuck wrong with you, man
Late yo man Lacey over here dick riding.
Get your bitch ass back in the crowd.. I was looking for this other sign and I couldn't find it bro
oh my gosh bro bro do not yes
a girl tries to wait is this really wait why can he? Why care what the bomba got ten gifted.
Wait is he really in a relationship?
Woah! No? Well, the one with the haircut is pretty as shit. I said it, I don't give a fuck. It's the water!
You're talking to little bitch. I hate niggas bro. They got two girls this whole time and not gonna put me on?
What the fuck is wrong with this bitch ass nigga?
Come on, man.
You know what's up?
I'm just a little bit scared of you.
I don't even want to talk about it.
I'm just a little bit scared of you.
I don't even wanna talk about it.
I don't even wanna talk about it. I don't even wanna talk about it. I don't even wanna talk about it. this whole time and not gonna put me on? What the fuck is wrong with this bitch-ass nigga?
Come on, bro.
You outmanned, bro. Every time you come
up to my crib, you literally get a blind
date every time but you can't
put me on with the haircut?
Why came with a 10 gift in a But you can't put me over shooting with the haircut?
Wacky with a 10 gifted again?
Damn! She raided you? You're lying. Wait, what she did?
Did she... oh so um Where did they rate me?
Where did they rate me where did they rape me nowhere to be found by the way
nowhere Hello?
Hey, babe.
Goodbye.
Why do you do that? Now, that's on purpose. She never
does that all my life.
You never did that! What about you? They call me all fucking weird. Why do you tell them I'm not your babe, man?
I'm not your babe! Hey Babe is crazy! What are you doing?!
She definitely know i'm live gang
like what do you nah bro like what's up gang chat i'm not i'm not her babe
i'm not her babe king i'm not her babe bro no that's not the same one as i
think it is that's not the same one as I think it is sure that's nothing this on me I can explain bro that bro so weird bro
but a little bit son of it for like a month game so she's a new one no i
it's she's my friend we're like what the Wait!
Revenge though.
But revenge though! But we're friends though.
Wait, why don't I...
Wait! Wait.
Huh?
I don't know like that.
But we friends go.
Huh? But we friends though.
But we friends though.
I wanna see you, that's why I keep saying it.
We're not friends.
I'm gonna see you.
And stop hanging up on me,
I don't like that.
But we're friends though!
God! You know damn well we're not friends.
Stop.
I wanna stay with him.
But we're friends though.
I feel good! he yeah girl Don't say, so we really friends though
I just fucking over being my babe
Or do a hoe
I'll put up with you crazy like a play-doh
She said hold on KC
I don't got the dough to be played with
She just want to be fucking Haitian
Cause I'm Haitian and you Haitians too
How about some f***ing up right on YouTube
You a freak ass, you un-? no, you drooled
but i tell you to suck it through a tube
with the fuck in the blue
and on the buckle of your shoe
i ain't got no clue
shit ain't red, no shit Lookin' blue
I said my favorite number is the two
Cause I'm at the PlayStation
It look like a live meditation
I might be scared of verification
Matter fact, I might have to send a couple
They can't be punished
Backbone
I'm looking real prone
She ain't got all the power on my phone
I'ma talk while she gotta leave me alone I don't wanna stay so long at this my own is She says she get prone to dark Hold on, uh, I'm just my part
I'm Asian and I'm fuckin' black Guess what?
Like the beat Jack Black
Guess what?
I look like a fucking mack
Not fucking big, you already did
I got shit in my dance like a shig
She said fuck on that, get the fuck out of this shit
And I had to hit the punch and flush it I said fuck on that, fuck off shit fight I ain't like that nigga, my big fat man call me Prince Wade
I got the bust out A&P chain
Come again and I'm a motherfuckin' free wave
Feel like PNB or A-G on the rocks
But it's not the rock
When it's nine o'clock with the block Dirty to my body is I'm that fuckin' man, let's call him Uncle Sam is what I had
What I like to eat, great eggs and ham
Like the Hulk, I'm a slam
Like that little nil, I'ma put me on a slant
That's it, I'm that fuckin' man Sink down without a hitter is real I'm gonna put you on the mic, yeah.
Put up on you with a right sack.
Yeah, I got the mic shit. right That was a good one.
That was a good one.
That was a good one, chat.
Facts or nah bro?
Facts or nah? That was a good one. Facts or nah?
That was a good one.
Facts or nah?
That was a good one.
Facts or nah?
That was a
good one.
Bro, like leave me like what the bro i'm gonna block i'm blocking
yo with my water you know what my walk with my
water whatever my water check me I know
no way in front of my PC nobody any tell
me oh my gosh oh did i throw it out
lemonade I have an STD well Oh, did I throw it out? I got lemonade.
I have an STD.
But I ain't gonna lie, you should probably... I don't know.
Get that shit checked out.
What the fuck?
Ugh! Get that shit checked out. What the fuck?
Hold on... Yo, so he not gonna put me on with a shorty with a-
Legendary Kyrie stream, indeed it was. Legendary Kyrie stream.
I'm pissed!
I was pissed as fuck.
Zoe uses her man voice in public they got scared.
Just wanted to say I really love your nails thank you That was funny. I'm sorry. She was alright.
I need it!
I NEED IT!! I need it i need it
i need it i need it i need it i need it i need it
i need it i need it hold on so i know where y'all want to go through the Reddit. Hold on.
Okay, what do we have lined up after?
Our viewer was going crazy about Kai and Poki's unbanned forms.
Wait... What?!
What?! What?
I'm... what?!
I'm dying Kaisenat.
I'm edging to Kaisenat right now.
Yo, first of all is this Poki's editor that saying this bullshit Because why the fuck did her editor was stroking his fucking cock to her?
That's kind of fucked up, man.
And who is this guy stroking his cock to me?
Understood. me I'm sorry in pokey she's a cutie pie had her eyes closed so I didn't think she would see it I thought she would have to see for it
to get banned.
Oh my god, he's for sure like nine years old.
You know?
Aww.
But this was in 2024 so I know he's still nine. So
Come back in a few years
Hold on
Why would somebody add into to me, bro?
He's old.
You know?
Wait, huh?! So I didn't think she would see it.
I thought she would have to see it for it to get banned.
Oh my god! he's for sure like
nine years old.
You know?
Aww.
But this was in 2024 so I know
he's still nine so
come back in a few years Oops!
Check your unbands, no.
Okay I'm gonna tell y'all how the idea I'ma do. For my unband request, I'm gonna do for my unbanned requests.
I'm going to,
I'm going to go to an actual courtroom.
I might have people in the court and who's ever trying to get on band.
Yeah. We'll decide if that nigga gets something.
And I want to do it. I wanna do it in like a courtroom. If we're gonna do
unban requests, like, it'll be
a real courtroom, right? That'll be tough.
It'll actually be tough.
Red Dead Redemption 2 nigga
When you say about Kai's face?
He has like a face of a taller person.
Stop.
Oh my God.
This girl right here is just...
I didn't know he was that short i thought he was taller first of all he's only 22. he's still growing
okay yeah well i didn't say nothing but hey
he looked like he was taller. He had like a facial expression.
Overhead is nothing, too.
That's the beauty.
The head of a tall person.
Manny Muggs? The head of a tall person.
Manny Muggs is for the 10 gifted
The head of a tall person
The girl them's killer chick
Thunderball, come and give it to her Come and give it to her I'm gonna play you something my girl, it might be short.
The macaque is bombocat loud!
It's like a loud like pencil ya hear me?
It's pink car like the Eiffel power
It's pink car like empire spirit bombocat building
It's pink are nice and long
Like bloodclat, threw up on the Bloodclats head top
So we all say
We have the Bombaclats in of a Bloodclat tall man
With a short one with long cocky!
Goddamn, what did you say about Kai's face?
I had to get that out.
Had to get that out. Had to get that out
Stick to screaming buddy
AHHHHHH Bro, I swear to God.
Man, you're a total bugger, man. Bro, I swear to god! Man who did 25 get it. Appreciate it
No no no no no. I can explain
I actually can explain
Yo man who did 25 get theth. You fucking beautiful motherfucker.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so fucking much,
you beautiful motherfucker.
Hey, motherfucker!
Man, I'm gonna take a picture of your name,. Just because it's you bro. Hold on man.
Cause you did that 25 get the yo. Yo let me get some claps y'all!
Yo clap it out nigga!
Let me get some claps for him bro.
Fuck all that. Let me get some claps for him bro Fuck all that, let me get some claps for that bro
I got y'all bro. That's good claps right there
Thank you for the twi- thank you bro
Wait what? It gets worse?
Oh my gosh! It gets worse. Dude...
Oh my gosh!
W YouTube video, Kai made me cry. Some good comments from the video
Bro if Kai treats Ray like his imma- imagine how much of a great father he's going to be.
God do the prayer for his friend.
Yeah, it was good.
It was good.
Oh my gosh!
So you remember Shank from Nigeria? You remember Shank from Nigeria?
Remember Shank from Nigeria?
Imma get him out here bro Ay look, ay look, hey look, hey look, hey look
I'm gonna get him out here bro
We're going to be the international avengers
Let me tell you something, bro.
Captain America
Captain Taiwan
Captain Nigeria, bro
Okay? I miss y-I actually do miss when i see them bro
i was so happy to see him bro i was so happy bro
somebody just touched my abs okay we're gonna end it on that note all right
all right yeah yeah okay yeah we're gonna end okay All right
Okay What can we do chat? Can't be watch this um
Sodom and Sodom and bro like what are we doing, are we locking in?
Are we locking in?
ARE WE LOCKING IN?!
Oh yeah I wanna go Mr Beast first then Simon
Mr beast then Simon
40 months.
Hurry up, hurry up!
Poll, poll, poll.
Everybody vote.
Either MrBeast or Sideman.
Everybody vote. Either. Beast at Kai Senat, but we friends though
Okay bitch me your mother said so nigga about that I'm great friends with your mom's nigga
About that How about that? I'm great friends with your moms, nigga.
How bout' dat, nigga?
I'm amazing friends, nigga!
Okay, bet.
Yo chat I can't wait for you to see my new YouTube video that we're gonna be working on.
MrBeatz!
Okay.
I just dropped these two strangers off on a no!
It feels so weird being on his side now.
Chat?
No.
He got the money.
No, chat, I don't think you understand.
No.
He got the mo-
Bro, if you go...
Dang! I'm telling you right now
If you go to the niggas
set chat
he has
them like it is bro bro you will be like nah this is crazy bro.
This is crazy bro!
In the middle of the wilderness these two guys have never met each other in
Their entire lives have never met each other and feed one hundred thousand cat their entire life
the truth you survive in this wilderness i'll give you ten thousand dollars hope
you bought enough money man we're here for the long run hey put that camera down and let's head out! Alright. Be careful!
This video-
He did?!
...video can make you guys millionaires!
It's gonna be four months how we're outta here!
I'm Hayes. Hayes, I'm Grizz, nice to meet you man. Yeah. All right, you're gonna be my best friend for the-
Okay!
You and your man shot a random nigga trapped in the woods?
How long are you surviving chat?
$10,000 a day?
How long are you surviving?
Y'all gotta split them up as always for 10 bucks.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it. I got it. I got it. How long you survive in chat? $10,000 a day.
How are you surviving?
I got to split them over as always 50-50 so you get 10
You technically have five
You get 50
You technically have 25
Two years
Four days?
I'm never leaving.
Two weeks, ten years.
Starting now, these guys receive $10,000 every day
with the only limit being how long they can survive which theoretically
means they could win unlimited money dude if we stay here we're both multi-millionaires
we are trying to find a camping spot build a fire and survive tonight i guess
we should just set up camp here. For
the rest of the night they gathered wood and went to the supply. We've got approximately
five days worth of food two things of water looks like a change of clothes some warm jackets
and boom! Fire starter.
Let's see if we can get a fire going.
Oh yeah!
We are good.
Let's make beds out of pine needles.
It won't be comfortable
but at least we won't freeze to death tonight.
Holy f*** But at least we won't freeze to death tonight. Day 2
And in the morning, I showed up to give them their first $10,000
I'm telling you this nigga got too much like he's brought us make it right here, bro
It's just the way he do it bro aside
It's just like bro. What the fuck? That's the first night! He was called.
It's been 24 hours and I didn't walk over with 10 grand.
You're not going to ask?
Yeah, I guess we should right?
OK just look up.
Oh my god. No! I know!
Every 24 hours, we're gonna drop $10,000 out of a plane for you guys.
There's $10,000 in a parachuted briefcase.
Catch it, don't catch it! No watch out!
Bro this is... How do I have to go last? We are going to be so close. Parachuted briefcase. Catch it, don't catch it! No watch out!
Bro this is-
I think I'm lasting!
We're gonna be so rich by the end of this video.
And on top of that money,
This is your flare gun.
Oh...
Shoot it up in the air
The challenge ends for both of you
and you walk away with the money you've won.
So how long should we stay out here?
$2.6 million for a year is crazy.
All right, the plan is officially a year.
We're gonna split this into two.
You get this.
Yes.
I get this.
Now we can't screw each other over. But later in this video, that's it!
Okay, that's smart! That's smart!
It doesn't exactly work.
Alright, I feel bad but I need to steal that flare gun.
I just gotta shoot this thing and I need to steal that flare gun.
I just gotta shoot this thing and I get to be a dad again.
If you fire that flare...
Wait what?
...I literally think I'm gonna kill you.
Well buddy, ready to get rich?
Absolutely!
By day three, you could say the boys were pretty tired of sleeping on the ground.
So after another ten grand they started work on building their shelter.
Gonna use my jacket to gather pine needles and layer them on the shelter.
Alright I found this metal piece from a kid's swing set
and I think it's going to work great for the roof of our
shelter. Layer one, on!
Boom! Here's a section that we're working on
You can see it's got some structural poles
We get to use the parachute and the cord,
so we're gonna make a rain cover on our shelter.
Everyone thinks probably that I'll be
the reason we leave and fail this challenge
but this money would mean college for the kids.
And then on day four, they started looking
for a water source.
Oh there's a swamp!
I would feel safe boiling that.
Yeah we gotta be careful because
that stuff is full of bacteria and parasites.
Just a touch of the small.
Alright, we're going to bed.
Chris levels up.
This is like the third day in a row that we've gotten two hours
of sleep. It's been so cold, if it rained right now
we'd probably have to go to the hospital
but I do it for $10,000.
And it wasn't just
the freezing temperatures that were getting to them.
We're at the end of our supplies.
Grizz likes to call it a fast, which sounds so much nicer than starving.
And for the next few days, the hunger problem didn't get any easier.
We had a little square beef jerky this morning and that's it.
Jimmy gave us five days worth of food
and its day nine right now.
These are green briar leaves.
Grizz says they're edible I guess.
Nigga, I am not eating no weeds my nigga.
I'm sorry, I ain't doing that. I ain't eating no leaves my nigga. I'm sorry, I aint doing that.
I aint doing those.
The fuck?
What the f-
It was clear by this point
That the boys were extremely hungry
But lucky for them... Hunger Games
what?
You had to?
No, no, no, no. I don't know.
I'm hosting it.
So I will be laughing at everybody.
Okay?
It's my games, okay?
It makes the most sense for me to host.
Why would I participate, dumbass?
I had a surprise
waiting for them on day 10.
They officially survived 10 days!
Here's your briefcase,
and don't leave. This is where
the challenge gets interesting. Bring the helicopter oh man i'm nervous dude
oh my gosh okay that i'm excited to celebrate 10, we have your first offer!
I can tell you guys are tired of eating leaves
so I brought you an additional ten days worth of food
WBA!
Spices
Two tarts
And everything you would need to fit
All this for $50,000
of your prize money once a be evil
motherfucker bro Jimmy's it no he's an
evil motherfucker broke jerky yeah I'm not giving it up!
What are y'all doing, what are you doing? Hurry up!
We're gonna give you space
and be back in 10 minutes.
50 grand.
They don't take this deal? I mean, they're kind of stupid.
10 days worth of food means they make 100 grand and they only have to pay 50 grand for it.
I'm doing them a favor.
Oh! um...
Yeah,
I said I was tanking that shit.
Should we talk to him now?
Alright, Jimmy.
If you make the decision in the next 60 seconds,
I'll throw in two feasible bars. Let's do it!
Oh, you still have 59 more seconds but okay!
Here, I'll put that in the pile of food.
Thank you for the 50 grand.
Thanks guys.
Enjoy the food!
Oh by the way, you also get the crate with it
It's definitely a deal we had to say yes to
But that week of food literally cost as much as my kid's college tuition
I was giving my money!
I still can't believe
that every time this money
falls out of the sky...
The food from the crate
will feed them for 10 days,
but if they want to survive
out here for a year...
All right,
the plan is officially a year.
They'll still need to find more food in the wilderness.
So some of you may be wondering why have they not caught fish?
Well, the swamp nearby has no fish.
What we really need is moving water that we can fish in.
And while Hayes was rambling on about his kids...
My two-year-old doesn't sleep very well either, so...
This happened.
I think being a dad...
Why is this?
It's the creek. This is a creek.
It's not a swamp, it's actually moving water.
There are fish in here.
Dude! Look at this.
It's like a dock.
This is the perfect place for food and shelter.
And after another few days full of a surprise freezing rainstorm, at least now we have $100,000.
They decided to move and upgrade their shelter
near their newfound water source.
Good morning, Grizz!
How are you always up earlier?
We're gathering a bunch of dead trees we can use for our structure
And then we balance them together into an A-frame shape and cut the trees to the right length.
Idiot! I would never do that, idiot!
Alright so maybe they had a bit of a cold start.
But once they got the structure back up,
They spent the entire next day putting their finishing touches on their shelter.
They even built a fishing dock to help them catch more food.
Dock's done? Pleasantly surprised. and now all we gotta do is catch a fish!
Come on!
Yeah!
Right?!
And as good as this was, without sleeping bags
the winter night was still unforgiving.
Oh my god, 130 thousand!
Hold those cold feet in your sleeping bag
So I think I knew what my next offer was
It's day 20 and they move super deep
In the woods so now we have to get there by boat
Do you hear that sound in the distance?
What did you say?
Is that a boat?
Any minute now when we find them, I've got a fun offer for them.
Off you go, boys!
Hey guys!
What's going on?
Two things.
First, the plane needed maintenance
So I'm delivering this by hand
Which puts you guys at $140,000
And second we have an offer for ya
Reveal your offer
Just go ahead and take it off.
There it is.
Oh!
You can either give me $10,000 for that red sleeping bag or give me $50,000 and you get
both sleeping bags.
What? Five times the amount for both. Oh man
What are y'all doing? What are y'all doing? What are y'all doing? Fuck I might do ten bro. That's ultimate, bro
Let's just go back and forth.
Oh, you're not doing nothing! You're not doing
none!
Should I take it out? Yeah, let's look at it.
He wouldn't do 10? You'd get that shit right back.
Check him out. Hang on, I just gotta do this.
These are the same sleeping bags we used in Antarctica.
They work very well.
Here's the weather forecast.
It's gonna be pretty cold next week so...
Highly recommend you at least buy one when we started
this thing out we were in the 20s without anything we've adapted to it we have bedding we have pine
straw we're doing pretty well in these low temperatures.
I would love to have a sleeping bag.
$50,000 is... I sleep closer to Grizz than I do my wife, so...
I'm not even kidding.
You're actually going to say no to both?
Not any cold night. No sleeping bags.
Yeah, so I think it's final we don't want it.
Agreed.
Wow! Not even a single sleeping bag. Alright boys close it up.
Sure the boys could survive without sleeping bags
but that didn't solve their food problem.
In between sitting out rainy days,
the boys got into a bit of a routine where they would
boil water, work on their shelter and
try to catch fish which wasn't really working out for them.
We got some guts for bait.
We're going to cast them out
and hopefully the fish come up off the bottom of the creek.
Day after day of failing
to catch any fish.
Let's go check the lines, see if there are catfish around.
They finally caught a wind in their sails.
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
Gris!
Or whatever that abomination of Mother Nature was.
What is that?
Can I eat it?
First fish.
It's an eel and I think I'm going to charcoal grill it.
We're gonna have ourselves some american style unagi
this is the first thing that we when a eel tastes good like an eel meat are you eating eel with that motherfucking bus?
With that motherfuckin' bus.
It's good?!
Really?!
...out here in 27 days, which is insane.
We're happy to have it and we're going
to make you delicious.
I don't know if this is what
I would call delicious but the fact that they haven't had a
fresh meal in almost 30 days means even a rock would taste good to them
at this point.
It's excellent.
It's so good!
If we keep catching fish
like this, we can easily stay for a year bro.
Dude yeah, 3.6 million dollars.
Good night!
On day 28 they started constructing
their raised bed system in their new shelter.
So it's gonna be two tripods,
side rails going down, slats across.
And then a nice pine needle mattress
made out of parachutes.
And after seeing their new shelter become
more and more comfortable I was starting to get worried
that I was gonna have to pay these guys millions of dollars.
The only regret that I have,
they're not funk beds. That's honestly
an L. They were betting everything on
their new shelter being right next to this
creek but that may have been a huge mistake because
they couldn't catch another eel to save their lives at this point I've spent
more time in the wilderness than I had with my newborn son
I also have a two-year-old hey
hey fam we got no time for none of that hey listen to me
hey hey bro we don't got no time for none of that.
You're grinding.
You're grinding right now?
You're grinding right now, bro.
You're getting the money.
Bro, you're getting the money so your child can get that money.
Everything is for the fam gang.
With my wife alone, how do you explain to a two-year-old
that daddy's going to be gone and he won't talk to you,
And he won't call you,
And he won't see you?
Say they were ranking us an-
Sigh! He won't understand anything that you're saying.
What would be something that you'd actually buy?
We spend a lot of time out here trying to get firewood.
You know, having firewood dropped off
would be really nice.
I'd probably pay $10,000 for that.
We are literally in the middle of the forest.
I couldn't tell you where we are anymore.
Brian, how's it going boys?
Doing great man, and how are you?
As a reward for surviving an entire month
I brought your store.
Oh okay.
You see we come through all of your vlog footage
and we wrote down everything you've asked for
such as firewood, a shovel, cooking supplies, bedding
and even books and board games.
It's like a dollar store
but everything costs 10 grand.
I gotta buy board games for the crib bro like this is your
store go through the shop we've won 240 grand might as well check it out what are these those
are mosquito nets. No!
Remind me, we should do a Walmart trip.
We should do a Walmart trip and we should get everybody
a house woman gift, bro.
We should get everybody a house woman gift.
You been in this bitch for two years, but fuck it!
We should just give everyone a house women gift. Facts bro!
Facts something creative. we don't need that
to the A&P members
who live with me
you little nigga
talk about some
to who
nigga not to you
to the niggas
who live with me
I like the hammocks with me.
I like the hammocks, but you know we haven't tried making them out of parachutes yet.
Alright guys, answer this. What could you not make out of
parachutes? A lot. Alright well do you guys want
the firewood? How much wood?
That's what you get.
Mommy house! I mean it's a big...
I offered them literally everything they could possibly need here and they still weren't interested.
These two were secretly Navy SEALs or something.
Are you guys gonna buy literally anything?
You make 10 grand a day, what's another ten grand?
I gotta say no.
Alright!
In a million years would not have thought
and would say no to everything.
Next time, I'm gonna convince you two to spend money.
We're looking forward to it.
Yeah man.
See ya Jimmy!
There he goes...
In his tank.
Stop right here. I have a special surprise for all of you.
Nolan what does this look like?
A lot of phones.
A thousand phones to be exact!
Because over the next seven days
I'm gonna give a thousand random people that subscribe
a free Samsung Galaxy S24.
I literally spent over $1 million on these phones
and I'm giving them away to you.
All you have to do to enter
to win one of these phones is subscribe.
It's literally free.
I just want you to know i appreciate everything
you guys have been doing for the channel it means the world to me subscribe win one of
these phones let's go and so they continue without any of the tools from my offer but
go figure for the next few days they weren't able to catch any fish and even
though the money kept coming they were running out of food and time to catch it quickly i am on
the last belt loop i think that we have maybe two days of food left.
That's not good, without a boat
this creek is not productive.
We gotta go to that river.
If I can get to that river and the fishing is good
that'll turn all this around.
And with their rations running dangerously low...
This thing is big? Really?
Their only hope at getting food
was to travel through the swamp
to the river on the other side
in hopes of catching some fish.
It's risky wasting all these calories but i have to do it oh my
god we're gonna make it any further but after a grueling hike he's finally found what he was
looking for oh my gosh look at that it's the river is that not the Oh my god! Wooo!
Look at that, it's the river! Is that not the most gorgeous thing you've ever seen?
Woohoohoo!
Finding this river is probably the difference between us making our goal and us tapping out early.
Fortunately, he had a secret weapon.
Grizz and I made our own fishing pole
and this is going to make catching fish easy.
With Hayes' makeshift fishing pole immediately breaking,
he was going to have to use his hands and he spent hours trying...
WOOHOO!
...and failing.
OH NO!
And if he couldn't catch any fish-
Bro... And if he couldn't catch any fish Bro
What? That shit with a boss
That shit with a boss
I know that shit was gonna boss. Without immediately
dropping them, the calories burned coming
here would have been for nothing but
just when he was ready to give up... This one's
gonna be it. Ah
yeah! Holy moly!
Yes! I told you it was that one!
Grab it! Grab it!
And the luck didn't stop there.
I cannot wait to bring this back to Grizz. He's gonna be so stoked!
Where are you going? I cannot wait to bring this back to Grizz. He's gonna be so stoked!
We're eating tonight! Heyyyy!
Alright, that's awesome!
Feels like this is our first real food in a...
MVP food and eat. MVP
MVP
MVP
Three fish
That was the shit by the bus
Chad clap it up for him man
But in the meantime I was preparing an offer that i know they couldn't refuse day 40 they've made over a third of a million dollars and i have an incredibly special offer for them
for ten thousand dollars and i think you're really gonna like this.
You both can see your wives.
In fact they are watching right now.
Oh my god! Are you serious?
I'm paying, I'm paying, I'm paying, I'm paying, I'm paying.
All she gotta do is whisper, all she gotta do is whisper I'm paying, I'm paying, I'm paying, I'm paying.
All she gotta do is whisper me one thing.
All she gotta do is whisper me one thing,
let me tuck her down real quick and I'm good.
Can't let down my quick and I'm good.
Can't let down my kid.
Oh no, I can't let down my wife!
Okay Jimmy.
It's me it's daddy!
That's gonna so bad.
Hi, Talia.
As nice as it was to see their families
the visit was also bittersweet
because there is one big question on everyone's mind.
How long do you want us to stay i want you home now like i do
i know you want me home but do you need me home yes she needs you, you need to bond with your son. I don't care what the other guy says.
I understand a lot from my perspective, but if I don't know what's going on over there...
It's not the right time. I need enough money, I need you home.
That conversation was so difficult for me even so yesterday was a really good day.
It had all of the things that I love.
It had my family, my wife, my kids,
my buddy Grizz.
That was like a really huge gift.
Oh they're gone now.
To hold her and know that she was safe,
it really has changed the way
I'm viewing this entire challenge.
Knowing I have my wife's support,
Thank you sir. Thank you!
As it should!
It's motivation, dedication and perspiration
What else do you need?
I don't want to stay until i have a million dollars
THANK YOU SIR!!! Grizz that what the fuck is this I have a million dollars. And after some- Thank you, sir!
Grizz, that's what the fuck
I'm talking about, Grizz.
Thatta boy!
Much needed family time,
Hayes and Grizz were much happier
than I'd ever seen them.
Hayes and Grizz. Grizz. Woo-hoo-hoo! Hayes and Grizz happier than I'd ever seen them. He's in great, great,
he's in a
ambush!
That smokes some fish. Look
at that. This is perfect.
Even when something happened that would have totally drained them before,
400,000!
by now they didn't even seem to mind.
It looks like someone had a gender reveal and the gender was just money.
Even though their spirits were high there was still a problem they needed to solve in
order to get to the river to fish they would first need to trudge through this giant swamp but if
they had a boat they would easily be able to float down the creek to the river.
I am building a boat.
The idea is to create a frame with sticks
and then attach our tarp so that whole thing can float.
Not feeling super confident in
the boat build.
If we could get down to fish
without having to tromp through a whole swamp,
it's worth the risk.
Time for the first sea trial of my beautiful ship!
Here he goes.
Gross!
And this is pretty ironic. Considering the amount Chris! Da da da da.
And this is pretty ironic, considering the offer
I was about to bring them.
It's day 15.
Let's see how they're doing.
Hey.
Bro, you guys have a village now.
Wait are you serious?
You built the boat?
Yeah, man.
You're telling me this thing can actually float?
You want to try it?
Yeah, I don't...
Oh my gosh!
It actually worked!
He built a freaking boat in the woods!
Alright, now that I'm aware of that
this changes a lot of things.
It's actually insane
that you two built a boat yesterday
because I brought the two
of you a boat with a Zaxby's restaurant on it.
Oh my gosh.
This is so cool Jimmy!
Before I present the offer
I want to make sure you're in a really good state of mind.
This is our brand new MrBeast box
which are now live at every single
Zaxby's across America.
Oh my god that is so good! The Mr. Beast box comes with the best tasting chicken known to man
and the cool part is
every single meal comes with a Feastables bar.
Our goal at this collab was
to take the world's best chicken and pair it with the
world's best chocolate.
Indeed!
Zaxby's also has 12 sauces.
There are so many flavors happening in my mouth.
What is that?
That's really good, it's a zack sauce.
Look how happy they are.
If you want to be happy like them just go to Zaxby's and get the Mr. Beast box right now
Now that you guys have gotten your meals
Your day 50 offer is for fizzy grand
You can have this boat. We don't have a motor. Hey bro pay pay
Pay hey We don't have a motor, we don't have any- Hey bro pay. Pay. Pay?
Hey!
Heeeeyyyy
You better pay for that fucking boat
It come with the Zaxx reason, yes or no?
IT DOESN'T?! It doesn't? Anyway to get this thing around. You just use sticks
Oh Lord, I don't know since you weirdly built the boat the day before I'll give you a discount
We'll make it $ 40 000. my answer is
i love the ship i made i trust it with my life so i'm gonna leave it up to grace for forty thousand
dollars i'm going to pass on the boat yeah i'll get in haze's death trap instead if that stinks and you have to quit
Hey, I try the rules should be
Don't spend it was gonna drop
A certain digit like it should be like like a certain
digit. It should be like
I would say
I don't want to see myself below $400,000
You feel me?
We appreciate the food
That was lovely.
Bye, Jimmy.
I'll see you next time.
So this ship saved us $40,000.
Still a death trap?
Hey, hey, hey, man.
When we first started this thing, it was in the dead winter.
Remember how cold it was yeah now everything
is so nice and warm and spring was now in full bloom and they were looking pretty comfortable
there's a lot of flowers here i can't say that i mind it what is today 51
i don't know we lost track i hear an airplane coming in
oh he's killing straight at us this briefcase puts us at 440 000
time to build i just realized day 51 spring what's next season they're going into summer Jimmy has had this video in the vote
for a long ass time
oh my gosh
80% of what we're sitting on here Long-ass time. Oh my gosh! for her and our family. But while the warmer weather was nice, it presented You can't give niggas shit.
Before I went over there, it was MrBeast, MrBeast, MrBeast, MrBeast...
Stay up on the ball my cocky! New problems like snakes
and rats New problems like snakes. Don't want to get bit by that! And rats.
It wasn't long until the lack of sleep
started to make them irritable.
Looks like Hayes is struggling to get over here. Hayes, do you
need my help? What does it look like?
You want to paddle up river into the wind?
Hayes, why don't you go get those fishing lines fixed?
You know what? You shut your mouth when you're talking to me.
He's a concrete.
Can you check those lines while you're over there what do you think i'm doing oh just asking thank you for telling me to do
what i'm already doing once again keep in mind. Keep in mind,
at this point,
Hayes and Grizz
were very close friends
but Hayes had reached
the end of his rope
and the jokes just
weren't hitting
the same anymore.
Grizz's idea
about how
this would unwind
is not working. Obviously, because it's a stupid
idea.
Haze I'm sorry buddy I did not know I was actually pissing you off.
I thought that I did not know that you were actually upset.
It's alright. I did not know that you were actually upset.
It's all right.
OK.
And so, feeling frustrated, Haze turned off his camera
and paddled downriver where he set up
his camp until the next day.
Hey, no way! Who do you think is in here? River, where he set up his camp until the next day. You're turning off production cams?
Is that sale?
I think he may have run away.
I'll certainly be thinking about him,
I know it's supposed to be cold at night,
but he's not back in a couple days
and I'm going to have
to go look for him.
Let's do something
to cheer him up.
So we got a huge board over here
that was left by Jimmy
at the last beast drop
and I'm going to repurpose it
into a table
with some of our cases. This is
actually pretty sturdy! And when Hayes returned home he was not empty-handed
Sounds like Hayes has returned from his great adventure. Nice! adventure nice oh this is clutch yo see
trout I'm pretty wiped out minus I take
a minute no man, man. Do your thing.
Chris!
Yeah buddy?
What's this?
It's our table.
We have a table?!
Oh man!
I figured they'd perch parchment's a little bit...
This is $100,000 table grass.
Welcome back buddy.
It feels good to be home.
With their survival needs met and their friendship restored, one question still remains.
How long will they stay?
We're going to have a serious conversation.
The end.
Honestly I'd been done five days ago.
Maybe push like an extra week.
Hell that's $35,000 each!
If I pulled that flare on day 70 how would you feel?
I would feel really let down and lied to.
I propose at day 70 we have a conversation, decide if we're gonna push further.
That's fair.
The promise was that I would stay longer for him, but I'm not happy about it.
Morning guys, so Hayes has been a little upset from seeing it.
He needs to keep it to himself, you know? So I'm a little worried about him.
Welcome to Grizz about it. He wants me to stay longer
he's pushing me to stay longer and
at some point I gotta stop being the wilderness guy
and go be deaf.
Another day!
Yeah?
Oh, oh no no no!
I knew that was going to happen when I saw it!
Oh no!
He is going to check out the case
that has dropped from the sky.
Day 70.
I'm gonna see if Grizz's good being done today.
See what he says.
What are we gonna do with all this money?
Kind of want to talk to you about that.
Kinda ready to hit the flare.
What do you think about that?
I don't want to say it longer,
but I know that you've got a pull away from this thing
with family.
I know, I know, we talked about it 1,000 times.
I just want to know how you feel about it today?
Yes or no?
Can you go one more day? Give yourself 24 hours just to kind of feel it out.
I've thought a lot about it, but if you want
to go another day let's go another day.
How is it going boys? All right, buddy. Good. Let's go on a little walky-walk.
We can go over here.
Let's say haze isn't part of the equation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How many more days do you think you could survive out here? Let's call it 45 days would probably be as far as I'd go.
How many do you think he has left in the tank?
He talks about every day.
How often do you think about shooting the flare?
Every day.
What stops you?
At this stage, Grizz, he wants to make a million dollars
and it's hard to say no to that.
I have an obligation to him too but it's starting to go towards fantasy.
When you do shoot that flare, that is going to be crazy.
Oh I can't wait!
I don't want to disappoint Grace, but...
Hold on.
I think I'm done.
Thought it would be cool though
To come back here
To our first camp Where I was shoulder-to-shoulder with Chris It's cool to come back here.
To our first camp, where I was shoulder-to-shoulder
with Grizz every single night.
And after that it was like all right dude,
we're brothers now.
I expected to walk away with a lot of money
but I didn't expect to walk away with like...
A friend for life.
And that's so meaningful to me.
Like, a friend for life and that's
so meaningful to me. I kind of got to think about
what is right for me and my family.
Hayes got so desperate that he literally went into Grizz' bag and stole the flare gun,
even though it was his idea to separate
it into two parts. At this point all I have to do is shoot
this thing
And i get to be a dad again, you know?
I know this thing is very challenging.
What we're doing out here is not easy.
I really truly do believe that you're doing
what's right for your family.
I disagree.
You're providing it for them in a way that's going to change their lives.
Now, it's gone the other way.
Now it's...I think I need to be there.
I think that you've been really, and you've been missing your family... He's not even trying to split it evenly, champ. How much do people beat these bitches up?
He's not even trying to go 340-340.
At least make this shit even gang like what are you doing bad i feel like
i think the money has spiraled through the money doesn't matter to me anymore. And really, the only thing that's keeping you here is you and...
...I'm sick of it!
Yeah. My family needs me too, y'know?
And you're very good at manipulating me.
Oh 235 thousand here!
It was clear that in this moment Grizz was going to have to make a decision.
Convince Hayes to continue surviving in these woods for more and more money,
or be there for his friend when he needed him the most.
I can't imagine having gone through this experience with anyone else.
I mean, I really do like...
I genuinely think you'd be like a brother.
You know?
I'm sorry that I've just pushed you on and on and on.
And so let me down.
Yeah, yeah. Brothers don't want to let you down. You're not letting me down.
Brothers don't let each other down, that's the way it is.
Everything... everything has got to come to an end sometime.
Let me see that clear. I owe you this and to be honest with you, All my life if I'm Gri movie. I am launching that shit!
Oh my gosh.
I think it's time for us to do this thing, buddy.
Launch it... no.
I love you, buddy. Love you too, man. I think they shot the player.
No, you take that one.
Let's go check in on them!
Ranch!
Hey Jimmy.
We dropped him off and this is what they looked like
And here's them 74 days later.
Crazy.
Yes, they look crazy.
You haven't left these woods in 74 days.
Dude, I'm so ready.
One final surprise!
Oh my god! OH MY GOD!
Oh my gosh!
Hi, darling!
Baby, let me hug you!
Ow-hoh!
So...
No! So,
After 74 days they've won $670,000
Bro she didn't even try to motivate him bro
That's just not pissing me off you wifey but you're
not even trying to motivate him like like if you think you could do it push
through do your thing push through like this will be all worth it
I love you
Like you didn't forget, press that subscribe button right now.
You didn't do any of that. Okay.
What are we getting to next?
What's next chat?
What is next, chat? What is next?
What
is
next?
No.
I like tomorrow's teaching so bad.
Are we doing Sidemen?
Two hours. We would have to lock in for this.
We would have to lock in for this.
We will have to lock in for this.
Phantom is in here bro.
Phantom is in here bro! Phantom is in here bro! bro
phantom is in here bro
hold on i'm trying to think of what to do I'm trying to think of what to do. I'm trying to think, do we do...
Child like what if it's really good?
You know what I keep thinking of?
I keep thinking of ummm
60 days in bro when um... 60 days in bro.
When we want 60 days in
Like what if it's really good
What if it doesn't being good Okay, do a poll.
Bro, what if it ends up being good?
Wait, hold on.
No, no, no.
Wait, wait.
Don't do a poll.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, I think I know.
I'm trying to think of what...
I'm trying to make
a poll right now
for the most requested shit.
Do we do inside?
Do we do, what else do y'all want? What else do y'all want? What else y'all want I
Feel like it's good, bro
Okay Okay, do we do inside?
Oh my gosh.
I don't know what else.
What else do y'all want to watch?
60 days in his heart.
22 months, G k x 3d
I do a poll. Okay, fuck fuck to apologize for inside.
Vote?
Yes or no?
I feel like Inside will be really good, bro. And this Phantom in there, bro.
What if some crazy shit happens
and we get attached and we want to watch the series
w-w-w-w everybody vote everybody vote everybody vote everybody vote everybody vote everybody vote
everybody vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote
whoa Wooooooooow
WoooOoooW
WoooooooOW LMAO
Use a plunger my guy. Thank you brofsky!
Woah... Oh shit!
Okay.
Bro, we lowkey should bro
Okay how about this?
XD
We watched the first hour
If it doesn't hit We switch
And then watch the second hour
Oh fuck how do I
How do I Oh fuck how do I How do I
Is that fair
Get a snake tool It B-R-O.
It gets better as it goes!
Okay.
Welcome to Inside.
The Sidemen's first ever...
One house.
Seven days.
Yo what snacks did I eat?
What's the snacks?
Skip intro oh! What's... skip intro. Oh! Does the intro take up a lot?
Hold on.
Wait, Chad! Is the entrance gonna lock?
Like is it okay if we skip past it?
Don't do it.
I was skipping.
Don't skip it.
Play pause though. Please step aside. was skipping don't skip it what wait what's the worth of one million pounds to 1 million usd is it the same worth It's worth more?
Wait, pound is worth more?
Pound is worth more?
Wait 1 million pounds? Pound is worth more?
Wait, one million pounds
Is 1.2
They start with nothing. Can't handle it everything inside has a price and that
price isn't just for you it's gonna cost everyone every day we'll be testing the contestants with
Sidemen targets.
Where they can earn more money
if they fail.
They could lose it all. Episodes following
the drama will be posted every day to our more Sidemen channel
we'll also be posting extended cuts to Side Plus daily
The final will be aired back on this channel next Sunday
No one's free back on this channel next Sunday.
No one's free.
Wait, so they stole a certain amount of money?
Okay.
And if they spend the money and you go to zero but if they do more challenges they can add more
money they do more challenges, they can add more money.
And they complete challenges.
So it's kind of like...
What's that one game show?
Fuck.
Like Love Island where you can't have sex
if you have sex or do anything sexual
You lose money
But in this case it's not sex
It just the same- it's a different concept
Like
Alright Alright It's just a different concept like Alright
Alright
Yo no pauses I'm a country, but he ain't in my peep- Yo! No pauses.
Man, why pause this motherfucking?
I'm gay.
Our first contestant was one of the UK's biggest YouTubers.
Who dis?
He has had numerous iconic songs, but his biggest hit came from KSI's right hand.
It's Joe Weller.
This is it. Peace!
It's Joel Weller!
Oh my lord, is this an airport?
Right, Ella...
Inside no phones
No access to the outside world
Smile you're on camera
And you must obey all instructions.
What are they gonna be?
My name is Joe Weller, I'm 28
And I am known for exploring
Yeah fuck with Joe!
Surviving in the Amazon rainforest and making a song about my cat.
You're a kitty. Now, kitty take a seat.
You're causing too much ruckus. That's not okay with me.
Oh, you know the rest.
Well give it to me. Oh, you know the rest?
Don't give it to me!
No?
Oh, you know!
Anyways... Has he got
the Fred Perry logo
tattooed on his nail?
There goes
the bag
and the pillow and all There goes the bag.
And a pillow.
Oh...
Right, see you again!
Here we go.
I want to take part in this because it's something that I've never done before.
24 sevens in a house with people
that are from all walks of life.
I'm a team player.
I want to do whatever it takes for us
to all get along but when it comes
to that one million,
that's coming home with me.
Daddy's coming?
What?
What is that?
No!
Wait, is there no one else here? Hello?!
Hello?!
Is there no-one else around?!
What's this? This is is actual prison, no? There tends to be
less music stations. No! No! How no?
Double bed. How no?! Surely I
take that. How no?!
Oh my How the fuck are you fucking...
Oh my god!
Who this? Oh shit.
Our next contestant is famous for trying to find love on an island.
CROPE?! It's Chloe Borough.
Thank you.
Von A. phone off is this necessary do i need this? Probably not.
It looks a bit like a jail, this one. No milk! No milk!
No milk!
Marley you're on camera. camera. I am Chloe Burrows.
I'm 28 years old and you might know me from Love Island
but you should know me for my podcast Chloe vs The World.
Generally, I get along with people really well.
There might be like one or two that are like me
but that's their problem.
That's a them problem.
That's a them problem!
To be honest...
Come on, where's Phantom?
Shall we just go through here? Or that one?
Oh, you said turn right.
Who is that?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello! Who is that?
No way!
My name is Joseph
Bro, is he good?
Is he good?
My name is Joseph!
Hey, is he...
Hello Joseph.
Why don't you call me Joe?
How's it going?
I'm good. Look at this armpit!
What are you doing here?
Welcome to my new house.
Nice to meet you.
You well?
Yeah, good. How are you? Thank you. do you live here?
I have just moved in about ten minutes ago.
It's actually quite nice!
It's not that bad to be fair.
It's big.
It's in the bedroom though.
No...oh.
Yeah.
A single bet!
As one double?
As a double.
Have you claimed that already?
Yeah, I have and I thought I'd like mess it up a little bit.
Hey he gonna have to move.
That boy Fennel gon' need that double my butt.
Hey bro!
Gon' have to get out of there and take up orders.
He gon' need that!
Facts!
I'm going to go in the corner.
Vax!
That's Chloe's back now.
Yeah, let me...
I'm gonna put my drawer out so that it looks like we've got stuff in here okay
love it love it love it.
Pretty good isn't it?
I want to take part because I think it is like...
This hasn't been done before and it's the Sidemen okay?
I wanna be a part of it so it's the Sidemen, okay? I want to be part of it.
So cool!
I've been in a Sideman series
have you not?
Are you on like any other shows?
Yep. Is it?
Apprentice.
No.
It's on The Apprentice.
You're on The Apprentice, aren't you?
No I don't love Ireland.
When were you on that?
Three years ago.
And is that like similar vibes to this?
No it's in a villa with a pole.
Oh I know!
Flax?!
Yeah have a look, we've got loads.
Really!?
Have a look.
You're gonna touch it.
That is unreal.
Yo fuck you should we do a live Love Island? For all the guys and we just get
selected random girls that's like really, but live.
Like we just...
Would that be tough? No. What?
Summer camp, oh my gosh
Reality summer camp.
Reality summer camp, style camp, summer camp
But here's the thing I wanna do summer camp but
I want there to be eliminations like
you're
going out
but how do I participate chat?
I don't wanna
host that.
I wanna be in it
unless we just say
fuck it summer camp and just just see what
happened
oh you said no wow how good is that? What the fuck!
Chat, but what if I get eliminated?
What if I get eliminated?
It's gonna be ass. Like...
I'm not-I'm a streamer, nigga!
You can't So you're sharing a bed then I'm assuming?
Wait does that mean...
Obviously.
That would mean that you'd have it to yourself?
Why would you have it to yourself?
Like surely it's like the first come first serve no?
For double beds? Absolutely. It's like the... We're, like, first come, first serve, no?
For a double bed.
Right, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Yeah.
It would make sense that you were sharing a bed because why would they do nine?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
Nine. Ten!
OK. When did I ever do an odd number of people?
Yeah. OK. Well, that's nice for you.
Ideally, I don't want to share a bed.
You've done it now! Nah, I might have to make the bed here.
It's made yet Oh, fucking hell.
Who dis?
Who dis?!
We're in em!
We're in em!
We're in em!
Next up his glasses are so big that he can already see who has won the show.
It's Spex Gonzalez. are so big that he can already see who's won the show it specs gonzalez What the fuck is this thing?!
Woo!
Looking good, let's check this out.
My name's Spex Gonzalez I'm 19 years old I'm best known for comedy sketches and bringing out months
I'm 19 this is a child oh my god years old i'm best known for comedy sketches and
bringing out my personality i look at myself as like ian wright the
uncle of the game no offense here but you're old forget ian right he and ronnie makes his way upstairs
oh there's a fly in here that's disgusting oh my god watch out chloe because the stick
insect is coming in no i'm literally not doing anything creepy
yeah he's a night I'm not gonna lie god damn
Like what?! Not like it Giggs what are you saying
TGZ! TGZ! You've been nothing What are you saying? Yeah
I'm sorry, i didn't know that
Come here man man. I love it! Oh my God.
He has, he has, he has...
Screams at him in front of us.
You're afraid, isn't?
Look at this, Jinette.
He's a bit hot.
I'm a bit hot but you know, I have to wear this off.ette, I'm still a B man.
You know, I have to wear this off.
He got more aura.
He has more aura!
Cowboy ears.
He has more aura than two years!
Let me see your stool.
Let me see something.
What's he got in it?
WWE.
Revert. You see niggas act crazy when the ladies is around.
You're going to pick me up?
Gang what?
Ow! Gang, what? Alright.
Anyways, how are you doing, babe?
Do you think there's any girls coming in
or should we be doing WWE?
If any of these housemates start snoring like a lawnmower
I will turn their nose around and pull the plug out.
They can't have that like a zombies at the door my alarm is me singing waking
me up so if you're sleeping next to me good morning, that's the worst thing, snoring.
Do you snore?
I don't think so.
There is only one way to find out.
No, I don't think so.
I'm doing this part and I want to be, you know...
I think I'll go in the middle.
I need to go in the middle
then I'm going to go right here.
Yeah, I'd be happy here.
The match is Scotland here isn't it? That one.
So what are we gonna wrestle man? 100% we got mate put these down That just got lumpy, isn't it?
So what are we going to wrestle man? 100% we've got... Mate put these all together. Make a ring
Is that what we're doing? Yeah
You can't break my neck
The game's the game bruv
Are you a wrestler as well?
I'm a professional WWE superstar.
Great.
That is me!
Oh yeah that's good. Wait Specs! Two people have to share a bed?
No way. Yeah.
Last ones who come in get that.
Sorry I don't make them... no rules.
Is it?! They've got to share. Except for that one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So they'll have to do head-to-toe.
Like top and tail? Was it...? No, it's called head-to-toe.
Like top and tail?
No, it's called head-to-tole.
Top and tail...
He called it a 69 in my school!
Dead em'!
Next up is Angry Ginge. The only person that streams more than him,
Is his nan watching Magic Mike.
What a shit hole.
Ginge... James! James!
I fuck with him, I fuck with James.
I fuck with James, I fuck with James.
I fuck with James.
I fuck with ginge!
I'm Angry Ginge, 22 and best known for being one of the best gamers in the world.
No, not me!
Fat ginger bastard. What else would have been called? Chippy tits.
Any name under the sun to be fair.
I wanted to take part because obviously I'd grown up with my mum on the sofa
watching Big Brother and stuff like that.
Opportunity to do something similar?
I thought why not?
No phones, no access to outside, no contraband...
Smile if you're on camera.
Let's go.
Oh my god, the door is gone!
What was that?
Please be a girl, please be a girl, please be a girl.
What? There you go. Bonjour!
Hi, pardon us. Hi, thank you. change Yes Hello. You weren't a hider, you didn't work well did ya?
Yes there's a fucking dartboard
Kevin but there is no darts
Angry too
Yeah
But I brought my own
Because I tried to try and just in case it was a dart board
What
But I don't have them on me, obviously.
No!
Everything's gone.
Can't be with a dartboard
and no darts.
Why not boys?
Just give us some rubbish ones.
Oh my God, buzzing.
Don't get any gingerbread.
I genuinely am not looking forward
to not being able
to stream for a week.
I absolutely love streaming.
Yeah, I feel you.
I feel you, bro.
The fact that I've not been able to do it for a week genuinely does really hurt me.
I feel you.
Whilst I'm in this house, I just hope...
What's the equivalence to Mr7D Days as a streamer, time-wise?
People pray and don't forget that gingers do happen.
In streaming world how long is that?
Come on man he's here now! He knows you're here bro.
It's not even like that.
I knew it!
Right so who cleaned the double bed?
A week and a half, two weeks.
Are you sharing that with someone or is that on your own?
On my own mate.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight or is that on your own? You following me?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. Okay you're sharing now okay I'll have this one.
So next up where do you snore yeah?
I don't know I'm asleep mate.
It feels like a muff! What the stream is going that long?
AG, you're a big guy.
I'm not sharing it with someone
Look 1 2 3 4 5 me i'm not sharing it with someone rather than just having a single thing is look one two three four five six seven eight nine ten no
i'm not stupid you're definitely man you want me to share I'm right, aren't I? I'm right, aren't I?
You nailed it.
Yeah, thank you.
He nailed me too well!
Thank you, thank you.
How old are you again?
29.
You're at least mid-s and you want to share a bed with
20 year olds, come on man
Next in is
Liv Bentley. A maiden Chelsea star who now sells sex toys.
What?!
So she's gone from useless pricks to useful ones.
Thank you.
WHAT?! Thank you very much. thank you have a great day thank you what
she's no freaky dinky no freaky
low milk!
It's like in some dungeon.
Y'all heard that?
Hi, I'm Liv Bentley and I am probably best known
for being on a show called Made in Chelsea.
And hopefully...
No passing luck!
How would I describe my content?
Pretty shy, to be honest with you.
There's nothing really entertaining about it.
I sell vibrators. that's honestly what it is
who goes there get out of our property! Hello? Yo, you can't make a smile.
Yo bro...
Oh my god, welcome! Oh my god, welcome!
My god you're back in here
This is where we're sleeping
I'm a bit nervous How are you? I'm a bit nervous. How are you?
Good, this is a bit much.
No wonder how Fennah was going to mix with them!
What are you doing?
Really? Yeah. them because i speak like a knob, people just automatically assume
that I come from loads of money and I've had everything
hand-me-on-a plate but it's actually not true.
The money side of it sure could be great
but I want to do it because it sounds quite joked
and it's not anything I have ever done before I'm going to do it because it sounds quite joked and it's not anything
i've ever really done before. I'm gonna be perfectly honest,
I don't know who the Sidemen are.
I don't know what a sideman is.
I don't know... well I think people are going to
think that I am an idiot for doing this now
But no, I'm going to be perfectly honest
I have no idea who they are or what they look like
i am the type of person if you're annoying me i will say it to you
no research is actually insane and continue to annoy me okay slag you off to everyone else
oh my god specs you're blind. Huh?
You're blind to this.
There's no alcohol, man. Genuinely, mate.
No seriously, you want to get that looked at, it's bad.
Give me a bit of that.
I'll give some of the money so I'm going joking. What's that? Lube. Oh, Nick is dead.
That's good.
That's a lot of money.
You're going to get paid for this.
Yeah.
I don't know what you mean by that.
I just want to say thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank? Some lube. What's that? CBD lubricant.
What's that?
Lube.
Oh niggas dad's been following you in his bath water
through a touch cam it was mine
her fucking
Yo what the fuck?
That's not wrong.
So, it's me.
Is that family business? No, no. I started it. How long have you been doing it?
Like four years.
My God!
Do you test the products?
Yeah.
I give it to all my mates and we're in a process of trying
to make them vibrate but it's like...
When you work on this exercise
It gets a bit boring
What vibrators are boring?
Well...
So can you send me something now, for free? Yeah. Five or six.
Five or six!
Say one and ask him for a lube, mate.
What do you want from me?!
Maz.
I'm not like a creator. That's why I'm questioning
why I'm doing this.
I'm just a washed up reality star really.
Damn!
She once starred in a show called The Circle,
but how will she shape up here?
Shapes is what I'm going for there.
I can't believe I've finally got her.
Thank you so much. Oh, all right.
Jesus Christ!
It's like shit.
We're in God's name am I?
Oh my god.
I don't know what I was expecting but we weren't bloody this.
My name is Ann-Marie, I'm 28 and i'm best known for tiktok and instagram
i reckon there's a lot of people out there that probably find me quite irritating the
accents one does it to be honest with you that's
the one i hear the most but what do you want me to do can't change my accent Hello! You're very fucking welcome mate
How's it going?
I'm American, how are you?
Nice to meet you
Oh yeah, hello culture
No ass equals skip!
Yo, what the fuck?
Bro, it's not always about
the ass bro.
Come on man.
Nice to meet y'all, my great pal Come on! Switch the front. Of course, that's what we do mate. I wear glasses.
Nice to meet you, I'm Margaret.
Nice to meet ya.
Nice to meet ya.
Oh!
I don't know what was expecting but it weren't me.
Are we gonna walk around?
We need to stick into the room so you can pick your bed. I'm here for you. Are we going to walk around? My husband's going. No, mine's fine.
We need to stick you into the rooms so you can pick your beds, you know?
All right, let's do that then.
Not while getting to know us first.
Oh sorry, sorry, sorry.
Get to know before you take her to the bedroom specs!
What is your name and where did you come from? My name is Manrika
I come from a really beautiful place just
outside of Birmingham called the Black Country
The Black Country!
Close, bit worse
Manrika
You can call me Rika for short Okay A bit worse. What do you mean? Man-Rika.
You can call me Rika for short because it's a bit...
Riks?
All my best friends call me that.
What do I do?
Yes!
That's it.
Brilliant, we can do that.
You know what I mean?
I'm very quick with my responses
I come up with the weirdest random one-liners ever
Like I don't even know how my brain works sometimes Yeah...random one-liners ever? Yeah!
Like, I don't even know how my brain works sometimes
but I just come up with things straight away.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's very weird.
She just leaves two rooms and then...
So, she's on that then.
So if you want to share it with me
yeah correct choice where who else is everyone why are there us everyone pitts i'm in the corner I'm going to have a snore on episode. Yeah, one definitely.
I'll put money on it.
No!
Telling you, snore?
Does anyone snore?
Yes.
Oh, I don't know.
I feel like he does.
You sure?
I mean...
I haven't shared a bed with anyone in months.
They snore. I'm actually scared if I do snore because that's on camera now isn't it?
No.
What's with the hat?
It almost felt ear planted.
Unattractive half-bath.
Have you ever watched The Sidewind before?
Nope.
You're gonna feel awake of hell, working out.
Kano Phantom!
He's a rapper and ladies man.
He's firing the booth in Golden the Tooth.
It's Castillo.
What?!
Yo... What? Yo.
Let me see the teeth!
Thank you.
It's looking good, man.
It's looking good.
I wonder how long it'll take him to say his catchphrase?
Oh, metal detectors!
Big Man Singh...
Never mind.
Rawr, Ralph. Big Man Singh. Big man, you can see the doors lock on me bruv.
Bruv?
The camera is watching me and that.
Big Man 10 years, Castillo 35 I do social media give relationship advice all of that right yeah i would describe
me but i just like to be real. I would think that people would think
i'm a man. Got gold teeth, long hair with the gold
teeth these top are permanent and these two
are cemented in so i can take these ones out
yeah but i got them because my teeth are fine,
so I've got the gold ones to make it look like they're hella straight.
Plus, I like old Romanian ladies with gold teeth. It looks cool.
There's some single beds in here.
Single-beds beds. Yo! some single beds in the single bed's best oh no oh my god come on i'm not getting anxiety is real good
this feels good.
Somebody's in here.
One, two, three, four...
Shit!
Are you all good?
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
He's a good icebreaker.
Me?
I just chat shit on the internet, bro.
Nothing big to tell you lot, bro.
Just chatting shit.
You get me?
I'm extremely competitive and I will literally manipulate anybody to get my piece, bruv.
If somebody tries to form an alliance with me
I'll probably go along with it just so I can snake them afterwards
You don't know what noise sounds like
This one? Yeah, yeah.
It's up to you, innit?
But your bare toe though,
are you sure you don't want a big one?
Yeah nah I'm fine.
The fact that you're offering me this is making me feel weird you know
Why are you offering me this one?
Well you look weird in the bed, bruv.
Yeah.
You look there.
All right.
All right, cool innit?
Yep.
Say no more.
I feel like it's a sellout.
What are you looking at with your hand, bruv?
Yes.
Say no more.
What, sharing? Yeah. Nah, bruv. yeah Where did that? Hold on, it's an aesthetic.
Bro where is that at?!
It's in the plastic yeah with snacks.
You're not trying to set me up nicely man you look sick!
Right now I'm laying down a lot of things do you get me?
I'm getting a lot of things still if there's any
attractive gal in there then I'm definitely gonna check them out that's the main thing As long as you wash your balls, bruv.
That's the main thing. I don't know, bruv.
I've got like £20 in my account now, so I want to win, bruv.
Why don't we...
Why don't we split?
We're not cutting shit!
Yeah let's split. It takes a lot. I don't know. I like that. Lions, man!
Piano. Next up is Niffa, a TikToker and dancer
but will the others
bump and grind her gears?
Dance.
I finally hear this is crazy!
Oh, finally!
Thank you!
Some chocolate!
Okay, here we go.
Some choco-latte!
Some choco...
Oh my gosh!
What am I actually doing? What am I actually doing?
Some chocolate latte!
No phones!
Smile, you're on the camera
My name is Niffa otherwise otherwise known as It's Just Niffa Online and everybody knows me because
I dance.
I dance everywhere.
Get my mum to dance, get my friends to dance, get my cousins to dance so yeah that's me.
I started on TikTok a couple of years ago
did some viral dance challenges
had the likes of Zac Efron
and people amazing doing these dances
And yeah my life basically changed from there
I can't lie giving up my social media and my phone for a week
is gonna be hard.
That's hard!
I don't think I've ever gone even two days without it.
What?!
Me and the Sidemen
don't really go together,
but I think the audience are going to love it
i think they're gonna see the competitive side of me as well so
I'm ready yes oh yeah I do. And you've got to be like this.
Back in, back in, back in!
Thank you.
Be bright today?
Come to win, innit, huh?
We're all floated. winning it huh That's on a snake you already know. I don't trust people, so...
Don't talk to me!
Yeah my guy.
Next up it's Leah Holton from Australia.
What the fuck?!
Just like David Beckham, she comes from Victoria.
This is so crazy!
Wait who that is?
Thank you so much.
Wait!
Thank you. Why? Thanks so much. Thank you.
Wait, I'm not a milkman!
I'm not a milkman!
Wait bro, what?
Ow!
Who dis?! Oh my god, I'm nervous. OW! WHO DIS?!
Oh my god, I'm nervous.
Inside...
O?
Is this an adbot? Hello? OH SHIT!
OH SHIT THEY GOT-
Let's go through...
Hold on she got a bag!
Ugh
There is a little mirror, okay
My bag is not gonna fit.
Oh my god!
Is that challenge one? Freaking muscles... okay bye bag i hope i see you again Okay, I'm nervous.
I'm fine.
Hi, I'm Leah.
I'm 23 and
I'm a content creator.
The particular video that I am playing for was
a thirst trap on TikTok
and it was to a YG Marley song
that has over 800 million views.
To describe myself
You have over... oh no she got motion
To describe myself in three words
I would say crazy cat lady i have a baby and his name is prada
and i give my life for him i'm not joking
i cry a lot that's that's something you can put in...
I cry over everything!
I am so emotional
I'm a cancer rising
for all those star sign girlies
So i'm from Melbourne, Australia
and there are lots of creepy crawlers-
Yeah, that's my question!
Blah blah Australia?
Should I come?
So scary and so good at-
Can we do a check on Australia soon?
Be rooting for me back home
I'll do this for you guys
no?
okay
this is not safe
there's someone
hi
what was that where the china There's someone. Hi! We're going to China!
Hi everyone!
Hey, Wang Guan.
Where is that we were going to China?
Where is that we we go to China?
Why are you saying we go to China with me?
I'm Subando. nice to meet you
Always
So we don't really stop bro. Yeah, I think it's not locked in
Okay i locked him up FEDUM! Fedum!
FREDUMM!!!
And I want that shit on, Rick Cohen with the Balenciaga.
What you got? Rick with Balint. What you got? Hold on, Rick with Balent-
what you got for the top? Oh my god!
Swaggy nigga!
Come on now bro, come on now bro
Come on that's all right there nigga
walk in that shit, yeah.
Yo- Yeah, woken that shit up, nigga!
Yeah, yeah, nigga!
Yeah, nigga!
Woken that shit, yeah.
What up, nigga! What's in that shit? Yeah. What up, nigga?
Oh, this shouldn't even be for real. I go by the name of Phantom.
Uh-huh, totally.
I'm 26.
I'm from New York City, the Bronx.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
And I create content.
I stream YouTube and stuff like that.
I'm part of a group.
I'm part of A&P.
A&P is one of the biggest groups on YouTube.
Honestly speaking,
I think I could win because...
So I already live with a whole bunch of people all the time.
Yeah.
So, I'm a veteran right here.
Yes!
Yeah!
And on top of that, it's challenges.
That's what I do too all day.
No glaze but this shit just got way better.
Hey!
Hey!
No glaze...
But this shit got way better,
I ain't gonna lie.
Like literally.
Yo!
No glaze though you are-
Every day so it was like challenges people in the house
see my easy takings.
If I won a million pounds right
that ain't no pound is heavier than dollars
Pounds is heavy.
It gotta be like...
I got to do some wavy shit like buy a helicopter.
Fuck it!
Like your room spent 100,000 on nothing.
Buying a helicopter and fucking it the Kirby Bryant way.
Yo, what up?
Oh!
You better get used to me!
Go back, why? What?! what's going on GO BACK WHY
WHAT
wait the helicopter and fucking it
I heard that
he took a helicopter and fuck it
fucking it the kirby bryan way Fuck it. Fucking it. The Kirby Bryant way.
Bro...
Come on, bro. Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
Now what?
No, bro...
Nooooooo! no that was a bad joke that was a bad job bro so I know, you know what? How is that a what?
Yes. Here we said game
buying a helicopter and fucking it the Kirby Bryant way
Yo now that's crazy bro what
24 seconds for that rp kobe bro i'll pick kobe bro have some respect R.P. Colby, bro. R.P. Colby, bro. That's a mistake.. Oh, Joe.
What up?
Oh my God!
Michael!
You better get used to me!
Fuck that narrator bro!
Fuck him
Oh my god, oh my god look how she's Look at how she just grilling like
Hold on get a zoom in real quick
Look how she just grew in this look look look how she's just growing
this bro meet you what's up what's up what's up hello
feel like we're going to tell you straight away bro but you've got a
share bed I feel like we gotta tell you straight away, bruv. You got to share a bed today.
Come on, come on, come on.
Show me one time.
I'll show you that.
Gotta share the bed?
No, no.
We're still in bed room.
Take it out of here.
Take it out.
You've got to show them from early, bruv.
Oh. So look, look. I'm not going to be lonely, bruv.
So look, that's the last man, bruv. That is my shit right here?
The whole shit!
Alright cool, go with it. Why you making a long face? yeah You know, obviously... Where you from? What part of America? New York.
Wait, am I sleeping in our guy's shit with somebody?
Yeah, yeah.
So are you good with that? But the best thing you'll share with me uh Oh, man. You got your ass too as well? You got your ass too!
Yes!
Oh no!
OH NO!
YO!
Yo yo Phantom!
Phant-Phantom what the fuck you cannot do that shit bro.
Phantom yo what the bro I didn't even do it!
We might need a new one already. Yo!
Nah, instantly! My friend's died, and I could not stop laughing.
But it wasn't because the dog died.
It was so random like why would you tell me that bro?
And then he was just funny but he was sad
but it was funny to me but it wasn't funny...
You get what I'm trying to say now?
I gotta make sure we beat those challenges.
But unfortunately there's only one winner.
It's gonna be me.
Tell it to me.
Yeah.
What's the worst thing we've seen on YouTube to each other?
Er... To each other?
The only electric shock you've ever had.
Oh, definitely!
I think...
Don't move thing where they put that up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh shit!
Basically, I think they're going to take what they've done in their YouTube videos challenge-wise
and do it to us.
Ah shit!
But they did like 25,000 holidays, that'd be nice. They're gonna give us all 100,000. oh that's not easy Oh God. Oh shit!
Welcome to
Inside
The nightmare We'll all be THE NIGHTMARE!
We'll all be battling it out for a prize fund that starts out at one million pounds.
Alright? How's it going, guys? Yeah! All right.
As you guys can see, there's not much in this house.
That is because everything costs money.
No big does. It doesn't, fortunately.
No! So we're going to be opening up the shop It does, it does unfortunately.
So we're going to be opening up the shop so you can buy whatever you want but you'll be paying for
it through everyone's prize money.
Oh my God!
Can I Basic food?
There'll be basic food but anything extra...
You want anything nice it's going to cost everyone
so you guys will have to agree or not agree on what that might be.
And there are also going to be daily challenges for you some will be fun some won't and if you do
badly in these challenges you're gonna lose a lot of money from your group prize fund so
y'all need to work together do well on the challenges or that money is going
to be falling down fast.
I'm gonna see my kids off.
Maybe with a lot of money too, who knows?
I won!
So obviously there's only ten of you right now,
but they can only be one winner.
So good luck.
I think Ant and Dec are safe in their job.
Enjoy it!
Hey guys, can we just go again?
I didn't know that if we lose money
we're shitting the challengers.
Yeah, that's bullshit.
If we do terrible in challenges there's like 100 grand gone
i bet how long are you waiting for seven seven days if you get to the end
i'd say about one or two challenges a day I reckon every challenge 50 grams.
Yeah.
All the level, all the level I reckon the price will probably be less than half a mil
by the end of it.
100%
20k bro let's just spend all the money we have a million pound jackpot but everything costs money that we've got is
everything like i don't love it so i expect costs money. She bad as fuck! Everything. Ay la la,
fuck it! So I expect a lot of
people to die... Ay la la she's bad as shit!
...of money. If you want
to check out the longer and unfiltered
versions of Inside... Man shut your fucking ass up, you fucking wanker Harry!
Hey, hey I just started buying every book.
You're spending money already!
You are too excited for this, you are too excited
Don't buy anything!
Don't buy anything new! Get a colour pot again.
I smell what the f*** you want?
Phantom, get that s**t off! Come on, Phantom. Temptation room?
There's a gym!
Everyone there yeah?
Oh wait here we go.
Okay what do we got?
Pool table cues, a thousand pounds,
Joe Weller's pillow, football table balls,
pool table balls, dart beach ball,
hot shower, air plugs, protein bar
Meal upgrade
Phantom's getting that
Fizzy drink
Tea bags
Instant coffee
Cherryade
Crisp
Salt and pepper
Bro the only thing that's worth buying on this bitch
is
probably a hot shower
and
a meal upgrade.
Oh mate, two brands gone already
two pounds what mate five grand for the table
that was my favorite drink hot show 100 pound per no why i told you
earplugs tea bags bro moving coffee under a qu. Oh give up the coffee. Hey look the meal of them two baby.
The coffee!
Fuck the coffee. Hey look, the meal ugly too.
Jerry how's my five brats?
Oh muds! So imperfect! Chariot was my favorite!
So impeccable. Bro!
Do you not have a pillow?
I can't sleep without a is in my pillow Oh shit
She bad as fuck, Wally!
What the fuck?
Bro i'm not even type of milk tapping nigga bro But what the fuck?! Bro, I'm not even type of milk type of nigga bro!
But what the fuck?
Hold up, hold up.
Why does Joe Weller have a pillow for £5,000? What is Joe? Why does Joe Weller have a pillow for £5,000?
What is that? Like did he bring a special pillow with him?
I have a special pillow as well.
I like to hump it when I'm lonely.
We don't need any of it!
You're in the Amazon rainforest
we're not chatting to you,
You're the last person
We're gonna talk about everything
So you think for seven days right
you just wanna sit there
in that same room
and not play pool
Not play darts Not play's not playing no we can meditate
paris i want to wish you go paris Fuck off. Fuck off. Very good!
Where's the cashier now?
You make my whole unconsciousness go...
Wait, wait, wait.
Paris.
Yeah yeah no I agree with you.
Guys, you're going for something that's five grand first!
We've just started! Yeah, but once we've got these
we've got them for the week.
Hands up!
Hansen's gonna play darts.
That's not good enough. That is not good enough, right?
Alright, alright, alright, hands up!
Hold on, hands up too if you want a hot shower.
Big man thing.
I don't care.
But I was gonna say, if you can bring anything from here
phantom we know what you want just say it
let's say it actually feel a lot better now that i'm in here
i was kind of freaking risky as i walked in i was like oh my god who the
is going to be in here um what plans for us today well i'm hoping that when
i get back in there they haven't spent 20 grand on darts yo can we spend the
mayo and then cravingven starts kicking in.
Can we spend the money on it?
Can we spend the money on it?
Can we spend the money on it?
Can you spend the money on it?
I knew it!
What is this about?
Why you telling all of these?
Why are you telling all of these?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, why did he do that bro what about my brother why didn't you do that
hold on yo bro, listen
hey hey hey
we're not buying nothing
nah nah nah yeah Hey, we not buying nothing.
Yo, we ain't buying nothing.
What you about to buy?
What you about to buy? uh go I don't know why you're trying to say goodbye.
It's just...
I have to tell you something, really.
I know it's too soon but I love you both.
If we were going to buy some scent, we'd tell you that.
I love you both. No, buy something i love you both thank you okay yeah thank you
love me back and respect me be honest with me at all times even if that's what i'm not
honestly I'm like, honestly. Are you kidding me?
Yo look, this how it is.
No, I'm saying-
Yo bro we not buying Netflix!
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that to me?
Why would you do that to me?
That was the guy who gave me.
Who's the dude?
Hey, hey, here is what we can do.
I wear gloves.
Stop stop.
Jonas, down your knees now.
We could play this older song...
That's just a vibe now isn't it? You could see how the first day goes
Any little thing you really feel craving for, I'll get it
It will make it a bit slower but for now
I'm bliss
some sort of
food would be
good
yeah
we're going
to get that
shit anyway
we're going
to get food
I think
that's why
they have
the meal
upgrade
yes
for 2k
but realistically
I can do with standard food right now if you're hungry everything is there.
There's no way they don't feed ya! Thank you bro!
I think the younger ones are gonna feel the cravings and shit of it sooner or later.
So like the gaming guys that're obviously used to about having caffeine i've been
fizzy drinks having sugar like sitting down all day just doing that like i can't lie
they're probably gonna yeah they're going to go crazy. Yeah. In fact...
Bro gamers don't be here!
I don't mind the games and all that stuff but it's not like a necessity for me.
You got me?
I can literally just chill. Yeah,
I know they're going to be buying bad shit
but if I could feel it now
and we are confirming out loud like
oh
Fatima has boy
yeah dude
high five shit Fatima is born Boy. Yeah, do that again. High five!
Shit!
A third of them bought 5 bottles of coke.
I would like to order the pool table queues.
Go too high.
The pool table cues. You going to mine?
The pool balls.
My darts, my...
Yeah I bought my own.
When we come out you have to give me this money back.
They don't look well out but... But they're not sold out at the shop? Wait, come on. They might not come feeling it. Wild out, bro.
No, no, wait.
Are they still down at the shop?
Yep, they're going to be buying shit.
I can feel it.
Sticker.
I can feel it.
Should let them crack on or whatever they're gonna do,
they're gonna do.
Oh, Millie...
Chill really in there. Yeah, the thing will be when everyone gets really hard you know just
get the money into minuses well i'll decide when money i can't pay it back anyway can we
you've only got 20 pounds your bank account is there anyone that
you reckon could get on your nerves i think every i think anybody
could have potentially do it because you don't even know what my first one happened on. Don't stop. All right Stop bro, stop
Stop you cook. Well, you literally heard what she said folks actually stopped no stop
You're you are just a pro nigga your eyes. she says she'll be right back
fucking talk like what is he talking about huh what but you heard what she
said gang so right now they don't actually know
who's really themselves yeah i know only thing i know when
you're a bit older i think it's hard to
hide it because you kind of just like fuck it in it but at the same time
i think anybody can uh I'm sold. How much is that? How much did we spend? Check it out. You? You spent that, that's not us.
How much did you check?
Wait...
Nah, facts.
It's 10k.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah you're right.
Let's get it anyway.
You sure?
Yeah.
10,000 pounds?
Yeah.
So 9...
Same car, yeah!
He's spending it all.
He's spending it all.
He's spending it all. He's spending it all.
Oh, I thought you said...
He just spent ten grand. On what?
You know me.
Alright watch this.
He just spent 10 grand?
Ten grand on what, though?
All right, cool.
So ten of these.
Is that me?
Ten?
Ten of these.
Why do you need ten darts?
Just get three.
Who's buying darts?
Oh, get free!
You only have three at a time exactly ten dollars oh
i think in my head i assume that people would wear like we would actually try and play the game You know, people are in here just to play games
and have a good time with feelings.
It seems like quite a chill group
I can't figure out if anyone's going
to start arguing or not
I could see it
Who do you think?
I feel like...
I don't even think its a personal thing
I just think it's a personal thing i just think it's his personality yeah He added too much intel to that. Did I win?
Yeah, you won.
Your items are ready to collect!
Wait what?!
For fuck's sake!
Look who ran! Look who ran!
Look who ran!
You're going as well, so you ordered something too?
Where is your crisps?
Just getting on the way out, you know.
How on earth did you think we didn't buy it when you were...
I fucking knew it! Dummy little bastard.
I haven't bought anything. Get in.
Oh, the Lillibars! Get in there!
I fucking knew he got them. Oh, they're little darts. Get in there!
I fucking knew you got them.
I knew you did.
Oh, get in there.
No way, fuck this guy up, man. You literally heard... Get in there.
You literally heard the guy confirm the order. I don't listen a lot of time though, and also you guys are very good liars which is concerning.
Hey!
What did you get?
You cheeky little one!
Well, she didn't get anything.
She got a kiss in her pocket.
Do you want to pat me down?
Is it going to say on that every time
your audience is here?
Now the pool might be
a really good investment.
Okay, what we got? What we got? like What is this? What is this food?
That means it's time for the group's first meal.
Let's see what they've got in store.
I know people are hungry right now, boy.
Why start them going first?
I just... Why is Fadum going first? Please, let me see what the food is. Go on, go on, go on.
No, no, I just wanted to eat you know.
Yeah 7 o'clock this morning.
Fine.
Oh they're so hungry!
They're starving. They're starving. This way, right? Oh, I'm so hungry.
I see rice and beans like a lot of things
What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is this? I feel like people ain't happy.
Meats!
How do you say bean in Spanish?
Rice and beans.
Rice and baked beans!
Go take down bowls!
I want rice and beans.
Is it chickpeas actually?
No, that's not some Nah they're moving nuts!
For two thousand pounds you can upgrade it I'm just saying.
For 2 Gs.
Unless you want to say get out of the ride. I'm hungry!
Two G's you can have brain in there.
Yo!
This is the best meal
I've ever seen.
Sorry about that.
Hey, yo! My man!
Sorry about that.
I'll confirm salt and pepper. What? You know Oh That's really explicit because it is not. I'll get that shit!
1% of my benefits!
Hey, I wanna have to confirm an upgraded meal.
What upgrade? Just to see how good it is!
This will make us try for one day.
Shall we just get another one?
No, you're good, you're good.
What is this?!
You are knocking me sick son. you just need to make sure no one else comes
yeah they're coming because we've been here for so long Oh, no. Bro, bro, bro. Bro!
Come on, come on, come on.
Let's go, let's go.
He breaking... Whoa! get out of here he break it whoa
wow
you know what's up?
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
Don't leave me with that shit!
I won't say anything. Oh my god he's breaking bread!
God damn it!
Oh Lord!
Don't say anything though, let's just see how long it takes for this to pop up.
Cause they'll see the prize money drop in your hand.
I don't really like to order veggies.
Are you playing?
I'm trying to get used to it. I'm not trying to get used to it
Trust me trust me right
He's into greatness
I'm not gonna say nothing but if people ask you
I hope that your honest honest that's what i'm gonna say wait someone i'm not going to
say anything go upstairs but if they say something in the bathroom i don't know
hold on bro My dietary reasons, they can't. Hold on, bro. Oh, man, I'm eating beans and rice!
Why is life going to wait? We got our salt coming.
Wait, we still have salt.
Nah, don't forget about the salt.
Oh, okay. OK.
No, this is good as fuck, boy. Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Mm-hmm.
It's so barbecue though.
You can try that if you want to.
Sure, bro. I'll have that. Even beans and rice? for a barbecue though do you try that you don't want to you sure
listen Listen, at this point I think I'm just going to accept everybody. Yo...
Because I'm gonna get...
He's talking that shit.
Yo, he's dogging that shit! Um... where's chloe? He's got like five minutes
oh my
Did she just snitch on me
I did salt and pepper though they did get get salt and pepper. It makes it a lot better like a lot better.
So if you want salt and pepper...
No I didn't finish it, I don't know, I ate enough but...
Salt and pepper makes it so much better.
And I got cold rice in these.
Oh, delicious!
Because that's why I had my mum and my step-dad
people I trust, right?
This thing was literally moving like...
What did you do no they had to switch it up for me why i got
we've just lost another 100 grand!
What did they do?
They got dietary issues, so you can't have a meal change.
What the fuck are you saying bro?!
What'd he say? They got dietary issues issues so we have to have a meal change.
Who's got dietary issues?
So what's he had to have?
He can't eat rice and beans.
That's what he said.
And what is it they've changed it to?
Wade Bollocks, he upgraded his beard!
What did you upgrade it to?!
What is it they've changed it to because of your diet?
I can't hear you a little bit wait he's got a better meal didn't he well it's gonna be dietary issues no what diet so you had how tough extra?
That's actually carry right now. No, I've minutes go that's really unfair
He said he stopped throwing out the chicken
Chicken he does Tommy's going, let's go get a pack of this. Oh, jeez!
I was 19 and I didn't see another...
He's got chicken. That means he's How much is it? You have a...?
No, it's dietary issues.
What's the diet issue?
It's diatric because he's on an eating show...
WGINX, WGINX.
And you need the protein. You have what?
You have what?!
What's serious?
Prestige 2! Who's bougie 1?
What's prestige 2?
Prestiges is like, do not prestige me.
As you rank up...
So it's a double SQ! even What are you talking about? Cleveland's gonna die.
Oh, God.
I don't know why he's spending it.
I don't even want to play, dog!
We didn't buy the salt. Spend the money, man.
Bro hang a lot!
For this shit to get good they gotta just spend no shit bro.
Chatt I ain't gonna lie bro.
They gotta start spending bro.
I'll show you prestige too.
What would y'all buy?
I don't know if this helps open up clothes
but I would like to confirm the order of
I'm doing 10 minutes hot shower.
I'm going to be in a 10 minute hot shower!
Pack of cards would be good. Pack of cards will be fun
I'll pay ten bags for that
No no which ones do you like? You choose, you choose Which one would you like? You choose. Yeah which one?
Which ones do you guys want?
Cheers!
Congrats!
I'm going to sleep now wait
wait can they spend money for that oh yeah yeah
how much how much How much?
500 fucking bags!
Bro, bro That niggas got some money on some fucking chicks
500 of the fucking bag That nigga's just about the money of some fucking chips 500 a fucking bag
that nigga is buggin
what the fuck
you might as well go
up in the mill and split that
three or two ways.
I'm not paying 500 pounds for those fucking chips,
nigga! What?
No, bro. Y'all niggas is bugging
in this shit.
Nah, y'all niggas is bugging in this shit. 500? Fuck, y'all get comfortable. Y'all get comfortable. That's... nah, I ain't like y'all... what?! Nigga, WHAT?!
Your balls are crazy! Oh my god if you're about to make a donation from now I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad. It's only gonna feel bad when it comes down to that.
What's that?
Hey...
Who sprayed your socks?
Bring that upstairs!
Fucking...
Are you serious?! Oh my days.
Pretend you've ordered it, pretend you've ordered that.
Pretend that's your lunch.
No! No, you're not ready. You're not ready. Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Come back and say it again.
Who did this?
Everyone come on up. Come on down. Come back and say we got it. Who ordered this?
Everyone come round now.
I knew it was going to come out good for him.
Wait, no, okay look who ordered that?
Who else?
I just said who ordered it.
No, no, no.
You ordered it.
It's on the white stuff.
Grab some grass.
What is this?
Because my husband came with this.
Who ordered this?
Who ordered this?
We should all share it.
Share right now.
Nothing to share. Wait, share it bro. nothing What are you saying? Well, to be honest, I think the crew member left it. No one ordered it.
Nah, well, shoot.
It was just on their side.
Wait, whereabouts was it?
Just on the side down there.
Yeah so they've left it there.
That'll be a crew member's house.
Why would they leave it in the house?
Because idiots!
But why would they leave food in their pool?
I think we should all share it.
Yeah, yeah.
We're sharing it.
Three members, that's... Thank you guys. One more, one more. So many devices, three members that?
He's the biggest rapper in Latin America.
Of Latin America?
What is the coolest one? The coolest one? Oh man, he's going crazy. Too many of them bro.
What was the coolest one?
Yeah, the coolest one.
The coolest one?
Shit, my favorite Drake and then like...
You met Drake?
Yeah I liked Drake.
He's so cool.
It's a lot of celebs here too though.
Like I saw Kanye west one time randomly
it's challenge time Oh!
Hang over to the dressing room and get changed now. No!
Oh, no!
You have 15 minutes to get ready.
Try not to move.
Oh my god!
What is this?
Take a seat guys, take a seat.
Oh shit I think I'm gonna die. take a seat guys take a seat oh i think i know this one welcome to your first time which is going to be try not to move right In a moment, you will place your hands on the handprints in front of you where they
must remain for the duration of the game.
If you lift your hands at all and the lights go red you'll be eliminated and five thousand
pounds will be deducted
come on man but you can keep all the money if all Oh, Jesus. Come on, man.
But you can keep all the money.
If all of you keep your hands
on the whole time,
then you'll keep
all of your money
in the prize pool.
We'll be bringing through
some trials
and maybe
some of your worst fears.
See if we can get you to lift your hands up,
and if you do it's going to cost everyone.
Oh no, I'm scared!
Get any scratching or fidgeting out the way right now?
Once your hands are on there, they stay on.
Do you think we're out?
However long this lasts...
All right!
Switch your hands!
Turn the buttons.
I'm shaking, look at my face!
Get set...
Go.
It's not about whatever it is. I have no one saying anything to push you out of here. I don't care if I got a scream, I gotta scream.
This is Aiden.
Hi Aiden!
It's your first trial.
So we've got barbecue chicken...
Oh my- no no no! first trial Oh no. Ah! That is wrong. Oh, no.
No guts.
No guts.
No, no, no.
What's going on?
I don't know what's going on in there though.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Okay that's not too bad. That's not too bad.
That's not too bad.
Give me one! Give me one!
I literally have no fucking words right now. This man is disgusting, he stinks...
Something stinks in his chimney, like, This man is disgusting. He stinks, something stinks.
He's got it in his...
Yoghurt and barbecue sauce?
Get right close to his ear.
It's actually making me a bit sick.
Let's just like... Oh, my God. I'm not vomiting. That's how it is.
What, through his hair? Oh my God!
What in god's fuck is going on right now?
He's rubbing barbecue sauce through his hair like it's hair gel.
I can cannot cope.
This is absolutely disgusting.
It's actually going to on me.
That dick ass.
Come on.
Let's go, let's go!
Let's go bruv.
Aidan that's enough. Aidan, that's enough!
Aidan, Aidan, that's enough!
We have a round of applause for Aidan.
Don't do it!
Don't clap, don't clap, bruv.
Am I in an episode of fucking Black Mirror? I would have clapped.
Round one is complete. You're all still here?
No money lost?
Now for round two,
we don't want you to see.
I'm not...
I'd rather it.
Blindfolds!
You are allowed to take your hands off for the blindfold.
Do you guys...?
You don't trust us!
You're lying, man!
Do you want us to put the blindfolds on your heads?
OK, round two will be starting in just a moment hold tight oh my god i'm scared i'm
scared and scared pg's i feel something do you what do you feel? Hold on, I'm feeling something.
Oh, bro.
He's fine and don't trust him.
No, no, no, I'm feeling something.
Who's blowing me, bro?
It feels like he's got me in a cell phone.
I'm saying...
I'm telling you, bro, niggas is playing with us right now.
Anticipate it because it might be somewhere yeah it's a jump scare
it's a jump scare i knew it easy i just myself I just shit myself. Easy!
It's an arsehole?
No, he's not my arsehole.
He's an arsehole!
That worked! I've got my other fingers. Easy, easy, easy, easy.
You're what?
I felt a feather in my ear.
Keep the blindfold on. Yeah, I felt a feather in my ear. What?! Oh, f***! Stop that s**t again.
You can keep the blindfolds on.
Have them take it off.
Take what off?
The blindfolds, we've got to take it off.
Are you taking it off?
No, you keep it on.
Use your face here and use my face.
I don't remember that right now.
Your glasses are...
Where's your blindfolds? I'll use my face.
I don't remember that right now!
Your glasses...
I feel like...
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
That could almost be a penalty.
Peeking through the blindfolds.
I thought you could take it off!
No no no no no
Ah shit
Take it off
Oh bro
And now with blindfolded
But remember
I've got my glasses
on top of the blindfold
so I'm still thinking
that can see
You know
in my mind but i couldn't what's going on Oh my God. What?
And all of a sudden, something cold goes on my back. I think it's Stig's tongue.
It's going down my back and about to go down the top of my hemorrhoid.
What?!
I'm getting worried.
Adam! Now what is going on?
WHAT?!
Get in there you twat!
All the screaming is making me so nervous.
Knocks it off.
Can't even stand up.
I hear a lot of footsteps.
You guys are doing well. You're all still in, you have lost no money
and the guys
are going to come around
and start taking off some of the blindfolds now for you
Alright let's help you out with the blindfolds.
Oh my God I just fucking...
No!
What is that? There's something wrong...
Shut up, shut up.
Oh my God.
Easy, easy, easy!
Easy, easy, easy, easy!
Easy, easy, easy!
Easy? What theTF is ez?
Well done!
You did well!
EZ what the fuck?!
No round me! I'm losing, I'm trying to hard die! You're all round.
Yeah you're all good.
You did it.
We may, we may we made try different approach
He's feeling lucky.
If there's 100k in that, I swear to God...
Imagine how much money could be in there?
Yeah, but there also could be empty, mate.
Imagine there's a millaires just sitting in there
and why didn't you watch this back one then you realize what's in there
i know what to do money. Money in the back match.
I know what's in this pack of Harry balls.
There's a hundred game that I'm done.
I'm gone.
Oh shit.
I got one.
Three, two, one.
I don't want to do it.
I'll just sit here. I've been waiting for you. I'm going to I was right there. One, three, two, one!
Are you sad or are you mad?
This nigga buggin bro!
Somebody talk- oh, shut the fuck down
Awww what's up
What are you doing
I shouldn't move bruv
The ice cream is little bruv
You just went in my box.
Stand up!
No, no I just want to...
Oh you can't.
Hasn't that melted by now?
No, no it's on like the bat now so it looks like I weed myself now.
It smells like weed.
Alright let's get the next round underway.
No!
Oh... down there Don't fucking know, it's got too many legs.
Oh!
It's a bug!
It's a bug!
What is that?
It's a pillar.
It's on the tree.
Oh no!
Just like this one.
I don't think you can see it.
You're right.
I'm not sure what it is. I've never seen anything like this before. I don't know. Oh, my God. Oh!
Ohhh!
Oh, for a mil? Easy. Easy, easy, easy
For a mil?
It's crazy but like bro!
It's alright
Yeah but not money on the line is different. Oh, stop killing me! Stop fighting him.
I didn't mean to put it back on there.
Ah! Bram, back in the day watch it
bruv back in the day when i was a kid my next door neighbor
got bitten by a millipede
or something and he had like these huge lumps on his stomach
so for me once I saw that back i was like yo yes It's on me! Ah, get the attention!
It's biting me!
He's a liar.
He's a fucking liar.
It's biting fucking liar. It's bad to be red.
Bro, I got sucked up by a leech before bro!
Shit was bad.
Shut up!
The next round is just for one of you.
Can't be me. It's just for one of you? One?
Can't be me!
His face, his face!
He knows, he knows!
What is that? What is it, what is it? He doesn't like it. Oh lol!
Does he not like it?
He doesn't like it?
Yeah.
It's a good shirt.
You don't like that tee?
Ohhhhhhh!
Oh my god!
Oh my god! Oh my god! You don't like that team?
Bro.
Okay, let me... Let's be real, okay? Let's be real okay let's be real bro we got money on the line
y'all is telling me you having a shirt all right bro you telling me a rival?
Come on bro.
Azulz with the five gets appreciated
Jack, y'all- I don't know if it's an opps jersey
I know they're opps but y'all niggas...
YES!
Sports shit get serious if you don't get that serious from something for getting a million dollars.
No it's definitely a deep thing but it ain't gonna stop me from getting a mail
okay bro okay what was the txt my My rivals are not putting that shit on.
I got out and I rightly so because there
is no way in hell in anything
that you are getting me in a man city shirt.
It is another 5k down!
Guys, we've lost £10,000. What's going on?
You've done 10k today.
No!
I'd have filmed a spider!
FIVE KILLS I'd have filmed the spider. I feel like we should introduce Carl Friese's cousin.
Oh no, he's back!
Listen...
So if we just pause here a second.
Guys, guys, guys, can everyone please nod towards wherever this little creature should begin?
Which way? Who are we nodding at?
Nod a person who should start with this.
There's a lot coming... A lot coming this way.
How about we start our friend just over here?
Do her! She ain't doing shit!
Oh my God!
Is that a rat? We'll have one on the map.
Enjoy your night.
What are you doing?
Oh my God, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
It's fine, it's fine.
You've got this.
Yeah, he's on me. No got this one! I was moving around. That's a wild pick up!
I thought you said that on the other side.
Let's bring one to your left.
This way.
No, no, you're good.
You're good.
Oh, that was weird.
OK, keep him together.
Looking kind of uncomfortable.
Zeus with the 10-kipper. They gave me about 170,000. I'm not in this one because of that.
No,
I'm not just making cameos. I'm not in this one because there's a rat. No, I'm not just out here making cameos.
I'm not a fucking rat!
Okay please, call him rat.
Oh look! Come on.
I feel like that corner over there is missing out
on the rat life.
Oh shit!
Have you ever seen a New York rat?
Come on, bro.
Come on!
You're not moving.
I'm not moving.
Not pushing all the rats down this corner.
I might lose this 5-2 right now.
OK.
You got this.
You got this.
Oh, the table's moving.
You've got this. You've got this. Oh, the devil's raven.
Zorro King with a 25 Bombumper Clout gifted by Natan.
W25 goddamn gifted, bro!
I think that killed him oh i think that kid he's like you yeah what are you doing Thank you, bro. I feel like I might be having a stroke. Wait, where's your shoulder? Yeah.
Yes, yes.
No!
Do you want it on the shoulder?
No, I don't.
What are you doing?
Nah man, just call me.
You're looking at me.
I know bad rats here, but it's called...
Oh my fucking god!
He is calling on me!
You got this!
Oh yeah, I've got this obviously in my hand.
Pupk1nMac with a 20 gift and 117 000 cheque.
One more!
No please, please, please, please, please.
Alright, thank you guys again brother.
Another challenge? Oh! I think you guys are good. Run on, run on. Survive another challenge!
Oh no!
You did a whole round for nothing!
I did the whole challenge. What's it called? For nothing.
When he gifted it?
To get cash?
I love you, my brother.
She actually sold.
Like she actually sold. She actually sold. Was wait was Ratatouille a rat or mice?
Alright.
I'm the fucking man.
Rocks and shivers.
You right yeah.
Well he was cooking up, he was shuffling up.
Hungry ass nigga bro!
I say we bring in the next round.
Sir? Oh cool. the next round sir I cannot recognize this spider. Is it a spider?
Give me up!
Is it a spider, is it a spider? How big is it, how big is it?
No, not a spider.
Jesus Christ!
Jesus!
Jesus Christ!
Oh my gosh, a spider! Noo! Nah I ain't gonna move but... Oh my God, look at him. Breath! Breath! oh my god No way.
That's, that's Van Clay!
She's gone.
Yay! Look at it! Oh my god! Yay!
Oh my gosh, Azuz with the 50!
Azuz with the goddamn
50 fucking gas station!
Get the little man's shit home. I'm out. your piss you might pull up and do a fucking split hold on you watching inside with this
i'm sorry that was a bad start kc you're from Australia, this is normal. This is not normal in Australia.
Don't bring it up!
Oh no she's crying.
She's crying.
She's crying. She's crying. She's crying.
Let's move it along!
They sell it. They sell it! oh
wearing like orange strings
and he decided not to listen to its owner
and go down to the side of the table?
I said we've got a problem here.
I can only work with spiders that listen.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, oh, yes. What are you doing? i can only work with spiders that listen Come on. Nah, that's mine!
Hey, the kid boy!
That's not a good sign, we're in the same table bro.
I got glasses on bro, no way bro. What are you talking about? I got glasses on board.
No way, boy.
I can't spread my arm out, bro.
The next round is less of a trial and more of an offer.
So the first person to take it is less of a trial and more of an offer.
So the first person to take their hands off,
obviously you'll lose the group £5,000 but you personally will get the £5,000.
I would have done that. Don't do it, don't do it. It's fast to do it. We'll get the five thousand pounds Are you going to be a two-payer?
Or are you gonna take the money for yourself, anyone?
You're selfish.
I would have done it.
Do it, I feel like...
No, no, do it!
What did y'all do with that?!
Barbeque for yourselves?!
Barber went from the mill
he's getting things done
come on guys
six grand
you look interested joe thank you brother
seven grand first person takes their hands off, personally for them.
You're ten now!
Eight thousand pounds?
They're gonna go ten.
Eight?!
I like the effort.
£9,000
Take it.
I only kissed my wife.
If he gets to ten or whatever we'll stop there thumbs up
nine grand no wanted it all right on to the next time you're good people though
you're good people why did no no one... Go back for what?
No-one selfishly took the nine grand
for themselves to leave.
However, our next challenge may make you leave.
Let's bring it in.
And it would be a shame to go now for free.
Stop pushing here, bro. Stop pushing. bring it in and it'll be a shame to go now for free
easy easy we have a snake too.
Oh my God!
Easy, easy.
E-Z
E-Z
These lot are players. Azusa going crazy on Zuzu?
These guys are playing the game.
Thank you so much bro.
Thank you so much bro.
Fucking blokey fucking maniac fucking maniac.
Dude!
W me as well.
I mean you can do but i'm not playing the game anymore,
But i'll still play with this name.
He got that? It's okay, I'm gonna take a picture.
Oh!
This is crap for me
I've been around this all day
Touching my witty brother It's really nice My mom birthday coming up.
I'm texting her what she wants.
My mom's birthday come up when we got to do Marathon for elders what she wants Well done, guys.
Round of applause!
Give the girls a round of applause. Give the girls, give those girls
a round of applause.
I think you forgot one mate.
Well done.
Get me out of here, get me out of here.
They're different.
Oi! All right.
I think we're near the end.
Done very, very well.
How many have we got?
We've got one, two, three, four, five, six still Still in so you've only lost £20,000.
Now... What's next?
..we lose 25k.
Who wants to get a tattoo?
What?!
The whole way!
Why didn't you have the options?
I gave him some of the options. No!
KSI's bitch!
What do we think?
Right on someone's arm.
Oh no!
We've got
inside
That's good I mean, can we win some? Get branded. What if we get a tattoo and we get him right back?
Cup and balls.
Do they have to choose which tattoos?
No, I'm gonna choose.
I don't think...
I'm gonna pick this one.
No regrets.
You're going to choose Fennel?
Fennel.
Wait let me see!
You can lift your hands up and walk away.
You can walk away from the challenge.
Where's the tattoo gonna be?
Wait, I have to get it.
No no no, I don't think you'll get it.
Are you ready?
Don't trust him.
Hang on.
What the fuck is going on?
I got two right now!
I'm not getting nothing. Kyle? Unless you lift your hand. What the fuck is going on?
He's bluffing, he's bluffing!
It's a real tattoo. Should we bring the letter with the tens he's got the stencils yeah You're getting attached to the people. No!
Wait, wait, wait.
Put me on your arm?
Put you on my arm?
Oh no, white, white.
It's a bluff, it's a bluff. Arm or face tats?
Face!
Face!
I mean did you guys read the...
No.
Did you read the whole thing in one shot?
Nah, I didn't even read my part out.
Oh well there we go.
There we go!
Jesus Christ it's Nino!
Wait are they dead ass?
What happened?
Yeah, you can get it removed.
What?! We got to move the laser teams quick. I know a guy that can do that.
On the side looks a little bit better. That's cold.
No, you gotta get it.
You got to get it.
I would have burned this one. I would have burned that.
I would have gone a little higher up the aisle and done that.
You only did once, you got to give me.
This is gonna be a great experience with my son.
If he don't get one now when when are you going to get one?
We're all going to enjoy this together.
Yeah, you do not have to get fucking tattooed for them!
I'll get it if we change it.
I promise I'll get it if we change it. promise i'll get it just enjoy it Guys, oh my God. If I say sucky, you suck.
If I say sucky, you suck.
Jesus!
Hey listen to our conversation.
If it's real, I'm sucking.
It is real!
You're fine.
It's okay. Well done.
We cannot capture you. i knew it That was good. Should we bring back an old offer? We have one final offer.
It's going to be a briefcase.
£10,000 personally for one of you.
And then what happens? Do I leave the competition?
You've got 30 seconds. So who wins this game? for one of you and then what happens to leave the competition?
You have 30 seconds
So we can't win this game
No, you lose a bet on your bank account
but you get 10 grand
In your account though
They've got money they'll do it
Wait 10 grand
I want 10
I want my 10
Fuck 1 I don't think he knows I'm a talent! No, fuck one. Seven.
Seven.
Six. Five.
Three... Two... One it's real i think three two one well done you are was yes well done guys
you've completed the first challenge and uh we only lost 20 grand we thought you'd lose
a lot more so well done and uh you can head back to the house
and enjoy the rest of your day Just finish, just finish.
Azuz with another 25 fucking kipping.
Anybody say W-fucking-Azuz?
I fucing love you bro!
Thank you bro. Thank you.
They go next to me.
Thank you!
What are you bailing for?
Eh.
Shit, it's all over my life.
Did that make you think it was worse than it was?
I remember before that a spider jumped off and then my man put that spider away.
Never come back again.
Bro when he did that,
I thought it was all over.
I was like OG went out
Now I'm thinking anybody's going anybody started going out one by one that tattoo is coming i thought the dude's real i think we did better than the boys you know
you are a hero!
You are so good!
I'm literally so pissed off at myself
I can't...
That's just a reflex, it's not your hair
My biggest fear I about you said that
but i mean at least you've got three five
yeah yeah i don't want to do it again You did it. We still did it. You conquered your fears, didn't you?
It's done absolutely nothing for me whatsoever.
It's done nothing for me.
I feel like I've conquered my fear.
I feel like I've achieved...
No but now that we know if that does happen again
you'll be sweet?
Yeah.
In what situation is it right?
We're probably going to have to do that round one more time.
What was the worst one?
The first one.
He too!
He tried to eat a barbecue with a guy.
With a millipede.
On a barbecue?! I hated him for this. But then... I think the other people are fucking...
On a barbecue, on weird scenes.
I hated them.
It was just weird as fuck.
He smelled weird like vinegar and look.
Mate yeah.
Right.
To be fair, it made me realise that oh wait these animals on paper when I see them on
screen, they're so scary. they're actually just yeah it's not
kind of attractive that stuff feelings yeah
would you be this lucky who's one of you this is my little friend
now one of us but you think you feel that spider the one with a brown
with a brown um boxers on yeah you think that spider, the one with the brown boxers on?
Yeah.
You think that's your friend when he went out and...
Brown boxers!
I wanna see what you do.
What a spider!
He's got it in his snake face You see the blood on a snake's face?
Yeah, yeah fuck that snake.
Fuck animals and shit, the spider too.
Blood on its face too.
Centipede ran away too. i thought they bought an octopus though at
first octopus yeah why the boat no when they gave us the rats.
The rats are cool too.
So what animal would make you move your hands?
Spider.
Why do you need to move your hands?
No, because I looked at Joe.
Yeah, tell him what animal
he was doing for the other stuff
and I was like...
Probably like a
you gotta understand oh my god of course there's no animal that can kill
you bro forever yeah what what what wait
there is though all right waiting A black widow
What?
A gorilla
A black widow
What the fuck is that
I'm gonna stomp on him
No once that match
You're dead bro
If he gets up
I'm gonna stomp him out first
You mean if they put it
On your hand though
You would move
Why would I let a black
woman be on my head though?
I meant for the challenges
I'm not meaning like
in anything
No, no, no
They give you one
on your hand
No but you know
what I think it is
Black widows don't come
and say yo let's fight
Black widows will bring
their shoe
when you go to work,
they bite a little toe and then you just
go blue front the whole day.
That's it.
No, because I put my triggers on really hard so...
The only Indian American that can finally fuck with me is a gorilla that's probably about tiger
i'm wrong bro you gotta say well yeah hyena you can beat the shadow this thing you think
a chick would kill everybody in here no he he can't, I'm putting him in the headlock.
Rip off his face off man.
Put him in the headlock!
That boy think he's invincible
What the fuck are you doing? You cheeky little wanker
Once a month
I could
I could
I could
I could
I could
I could
I could
once a month
for £5
£7.50 That's mugging it man!
Fuck it.
Yeah, I want some Monster Munch,
I wanna confirm that I want some Monster Munch
and I'm gonna hope and pray that no one fucking catches me in here.
I am meant to discuss it with a group,
but did anyone discuss that male upgrade earlier?
No.
Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo.
How much is this?
How much...
Bo, how much...
I don't like her. I don't like her i don't like her
750 you got 750. are you bro it's not even for honey yes
she changed her name to rika pickled onion that's because they're
not going outside there and some playstation and tic tac
what the is she doing i think this should be in the parts game
i think they should be doing their right pass if you're lamb brainy on the swings
stop the swings it's too late on friday
starving i am and the bafta goes to
attention participants can leah please go to room 19? Hey, isn't that Bette?
Yeah.
Hi, Bette.
Wait...
Wait.
Don't let them defect you.
They're gonna give you a secret challenge!
They're gonna give you a secret challenge!
Remember we are a team!
Hello, I have some good news.
You were ranked by the sideman the strongest contestant in our last challenge
oh that's so sweet thank you thanks what that means is you can have whatever you would like
no i'm joking I'm joking.
I'm joking.
It's jocks fun.
It's jocks fun.
We'll make sure you get it.
Wait, just for me or for everyone?
Just for you.
Oh my God.
I want no boo.
You come out of one end, another person comes out of the other and then literally you basically have to wrestle and fight.
Fast pass person with number 1 on the count now so it was Vic talking and he said that the Sidemen voted me
the best player of the day
And then because I won that
I got my own choice of dinner
Oh, I love that! I got like my own choice of dinner And then i asked for no brew
No Brew? Yes Girl i asked for no beer no no no maybe yes girl everyone but it's not but if i have leftovers you guys can have it You know no new boy. All they see radio, all they say!
What?
What? What?
Challenge, challenge, challenge
Bingo dollar time Is it an official raid?
I'm fed up not Is it an official raid? Yes, yes. Oh, fear them not!
Yo, I appreciate you getting me texted.
Yo, W fucking IC. i don't know no no because he said to me if it's not
i said if it's not an electric shock,
give me a can of Coke.
There we go!
Oh, welcome back guys. Welcome to the challenge.
There's only nine numbers.
James knows what's happening!
Okay so I had so much fun in the last challenge that I'm back
and today we have now a social challenge for you.
You're going to be doing something that
we've done on the Sidemen channel
and it's not particularly fun,
like you can be brutally ranking yourselves in order from one
to nine.
Now there's also a twist
with this. One of you
for each round will not be in this room.
You'll be on your own in Room 19,
and everyone left in the room is going to have
to try and guess where you would place
everyone in these categories.
I appreciate sorry. Oh, it's all just in the pockets. Appreciate it.
The way it's going to work is if people in the room can match up
four of the correct spots
you don't lose any money. You the money you have however if you're not able to get four people in
the right place as the person outside the room then you will be losing
5 000 pounds every round every time that happens.
I'm going to leave with nothing!
The random wheel has been spun
and the first person on their way to Room 19 is Joella.
Off you go!
Come on, Joe!
Joe is about to rank
you from one to nine
One being most,
nine being the least.
And he's going to rank you
by attractiveness.
Oh, this is fucking
me!
This is fucking
me!
You've got
to get inside
his head.
Who does Joe think is the most attractive Get down there now! What? No.
You girls will go there.
What are you, type of white girl?
No, no, no. I think you should go. okay
i am rating most attractive now out of my fellow contestants.
All right, Joey's taken his time
but he has ranked you from one to nine
in order of attractiveness.
If you guys matched four people correctly with him in order of attractiveness. Pfft!
If you guys matched four people correctly with him,
you don't lose any money so you still have your 900
and whatever thousand pounds to play with.
However if you're not able to do that
then you'll be losing 5 000 from your total.
We'll go to the next round.
So number one we have...
Right first up we are going to put Leah.
A match!
It's been a long time. to put Leah. A match? Yeah! Yay!
I may have put Angry Ginge next, but trying
to be aligned here so we I'm gonna go with live
second in number two, we have a
Followed by
Chloe Oh Chloe. Come on!
No, I'm going to change it. Sorry.
Sorry, I'm going to change it.
Third we're gonna put Nife in number three.
It's not a match unfortunately.
Go Chloe! Number three, it's not a match unfortunately.
We need two more guys and then we're gonna put Flurry number four just one place off followed by manrica Followed by Manrique. Ah, it's off now! It's off!
That means that in number five
it is also not a match.
But didn't we get the boys right?
We only need two. Now, basically this is Joe saying he thinks one of you is clapped.
He's putting you at number nine.
And then we have the boys right...Castillo.
The sixth most attractive person in this line-up,
Joe Weller has put...
..Castilla.
Oh yeah?
Yes! This is not looking good.
Fannum. I don't think it's good, but I think it looks good. Fanon?
And you were close again!
Now these two are both gorgeous.
Right, stunning gentlemen... Now, these two are both gorgeous. Right? Stunning gentlemen.
But I think I'm then gonna put Specs
and last but very muchly not least
we have the angry Ginge.
No! OK? Mash your luck, mate. least we have the angry jinge no okay
commercial lineup it's actually You don't listen, though! I love you, prick.
Was that the photo he was looking at?
Yeah.
I couldn't agree any more, mate.
The only other photo I've ever seen in your life.
We argued about who scrappedps and I told you yourself.
Don't do a lot of this, they're not craps!
Come on, stand here, boys.
We met so close twice.
The only thing I've seen in my life!
Yeah, basically, I was... The only thing I've seen in my life! Erm, no yeah basically
I thought we were gonna do that
Well unfortunately you all failed
and collectively you have lost £5000
from your prize pool.
Bang! It's gone. All that hard work...
The nice part is you don't have to go and do that again, Jo.
The next person entering Room 19
is Manrika.
Oh, God!
OK, you didn't save any money on that last round
but you have another chance
and Manrika is currently ranking you from one to nine
One being the most, nine being the least
and that is on body count.
But-
Oh my God!
Pussy now!
They don't know each other! That's not fair! oh my god
oh you can't do this highest body count are you joking yeah i'm number one because she knows i'm in a relationship oh yeah
i reckon i can do this man i really actually think that could probably quite easily do this. No, you should be happy just because
you're on Love Island
I just really
want to put Custisilo first
I just get the vibe like he looks like a jagger why are you putting yourself there
you've been married for nearly 20 years.
Spectre's been with his missus for 20 years
so he can't have got
that much in
unless he was a proper
fuckabout
when he was younger
So I'm going to leave him to the side
and put him towards the end.
OK, you guys have locked in your places.
This is where you think the highest body count is.
Is this where you think the lowest is?
In a moment, you're gonna find out what mamrika thinks and we can do it differently this
time she's gonna be here so you can have some awkward oh please change yourself can we bring
him marika for this one.
You can come and stand here so everyone can see you.
He said, no I'll see him!
Are you confident with your rankings? Did you think about it a lot?
I did, to be fair.
But I can only go off what you all look like
and what I know from today.
You know what I mean?
I can't go off...
..your personalities or, like... I haven't even... I don't even know what I mean? I can't go off your personalities or, like...
I don't even know half of you.
If I spent another day with you,
I'd know your body count and...
No offense yet!
Shall we start?
You know what, no offence.
She put you number one.
So it's a match!
It just looked like that!
It's a match!
I told you.
One out of four...
25% of your weight and not losing money which isn't going great so far.
Fan, definitely.
Number two was off just! we got Phantom number two.
I just thought New York, dreamer, he's been swimming since 13
and I thought he'd defo get the pussy!
Joe next, then Chloe.
And unfortunately with number two wrong
that means number three is also wrong.
We've got Joella.
So we've got on the...
You could have been nearly money saved and no one can judge you before we get to the bottom of the list.
In number four, we have...
So close!
That is glowing!
Wow!
What was your thought process for that?
Just Love Island party, like...
Thank you.
You just saw me come back from Ibiza
I mean, I cheated out there. Jesus! How's that work?
I didn't even know your relationship status.
So we're going to go for Liv next.
Unfortunately, that means we've got two in the wrong way round.
We'll literally just swap them soon.
Fuck it, let's be honest with you.
I feel like Chris Ginger's thigh poppery definitely gets girls
and he's got a good crack, he's funny as well.
OK, you've got four left and three you're gonna need to get
three of these for right then jinx good news is that jimmy's in the right spot.
That's tough, she got six! But the bad news
is that a new spec should have gone nine.
Number seven has not cracked. What is that? A new spectre should have gone nine.
Number seven is not correct.
You got number six!
When it was black and white, I was...
Black and white knees man, come on what's going on?
Hear me out, hear me out.
You've been with the same woman for 20 years...
Unless you're cheating!
That's not what we said!
That was a joke.
I didn't know that.
Take your mirrors!
Then we are going to go for Leah, then we're going to have respect.
I'm probably wrong here
but I'm hoping they're putting themselves in my brain so...
How much money do you got, chat?
Well let's get on to the final two.
In number eight, we have not a match.
We've got Lear.
So what is this about?
This is back to zero. This about, this is...
I said it. He wanted to go number one!
Bex you're a shagger.
Unfortunately not only have you damaged your relationship with each other
but you've also damaged your prize pool
that's another 5k down the drain. So you're out 10k, and I'm feeling bad for that.
Got a little hostile.
How about for the next one if you can match three?
You'll save some money.
That should be easy okay guys another chance to not lose
money liv is currently ranking you from one to nine in terms of intelligence.
I knew it.
Who does she think is small?
Who does she think is as thick
as a brick?
I'm not leaving, that's the bottom line.
I'm not leaving.
She's going to have to go
to the bathroom.
She's going to throw this at sorry. She's got the body.
But she doesn't know that!
Better get your ass to the number nine thickest that's even worse
if you don't affect that that's one specs specs number nine specs number
nine no honestly if that's wrong i'll buy you a canico i'm wearing
glasses how could it not be intelligent and what the hell right guys i'm locking you you've had
enough time so who knows live the best here is is it? Maybe me. Yeah.
And do you think she'll put you there?
I've got a clue!
Do you know what I mean?
Do you think she would put us here just quickly before we...
You're not allowed to move now so that doesn't matter.
You're locked in.
Let's bring Liv back in. see who she thinks is smart.
No one take offense to this by the way.
What was that?
Really fucking hard! are you questioning your decision making now
just or are you questioning their decisions they'll be questioning me in a minute
did you get it wrong uh well did you get it right? Did you get it right?
I have no idea but i'm gonna go
smartest
angry ginger
So, you think that Angry Ginch is the
smartest person in the world.
I actually do.
Can you explain how convincing that he should be?
Because I'm telling him,
really?
Because the way
you're talking about things
that you're thinking about
with work and streaming
and all this stuff...
That makes no sense.
No, but he instantly thought
when this comes out
I'm going to stream it live
and watch it like stuff
and I'll bring the same thing back. It's far different now. What's the cover When this comes out, I'm going to stream it live and watch it.
What's the capacity of Georgia?
Pardon? Exactly.
The person you think is the second most intelligent.
Well, the people in this room did not agree with you on this one.
So we have Castiel right here.
Let's get rid of fucking Georgia!
I love it. Third one you go, come on.
Why is no-one saying that?
Number three...
You have placed Fathom so close!
Always so close but... I thought those two items would actually get... Fuck!
And it is so painful to say.
So close, how do you guys keep flipping them?
We have got one place that would've been it if you'd have picked the other. We keep flipping them. Shit!
We have got one place... That would've been it.
If you'd just put the other way round,
you would save the money but they're still...
It is close though.
In number five we have Joella.
Shit. So you are saying Joella. Oh, shit!
So you're saying Joella is average intelligence?
Ooh, what did he say? Like that?
He's just in the middle of the road.
All right, number six...
..we have Specs.
So close again!
How the fuck is he higher than me?
What the heck?
Sloth?
Oh wait, glasses.
Who's got a blouse?
I wear glasses too.
Where are they?
Off by now.
Sorry, don't take offense.
The way in which it has been ranked based on how much you Sorry, don't take offense.
We'll hand out number seven right here.
Not a lot! This shit gotta get spicy chat.
I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm waiting. Who knew you best?
And it was Chloe.
That's what it means!
Yeah and you've decided that she is bottom of the pile,
number nine.
No, no, I swear it's number eight.
I'm going to let you guys talk this one through!
I'll let you deal with that one.
Is this the limit? You're not doing it. deal with that one
i don't know maybe i'm waiting for you to win one,
so that we can celebrate?
That would be good.
Yeah! So if you could match two on this next one...
I want to stop taking money from you but you make it so easy.
Castiel, room 19 for you my friend.
Come on son!
Come on let me get the coin man.
Come one thank you bro.
Remember fam don't forget me fam.
Castillo has left the room and as our overheard he said Remember fam, don't forget me fam.
Castillo has left the room and as I overheard him saying earlier
he gives dating advice
goes on dates
gets a feel for people
He is currently ranking you from one to nine
to see one being the
most high maintenance in a relationship,
nine being the least
high maintenance. You have to decide where based on first impressions
can you define high maintenance yeah that's it's for him to interpret whatever he is
interpreting high maintenance it means where you demand a lot
of your partner like where's my flowers where's my lift the most high maintenance yo
do i think the most high maintenance is, let's go.
This gonna be a breeze.
Mister, I got 90 fragrances.
You need to be up here.
Does he know that about you guys?
Have you had conversations?
No.
Maybe it's a tough question.
Maybe he feels like you would be offended if he put you here.
Would you, bitch?
No.
You okay with that?
You're over there?
I think this is a good thing.
Yeah?
Know what you want. I know what you want i know what i want yeah fair enough anything's
what you just don't care it's just i could not give a so i feel like this is correct
but again i still don't know what it means.
Let's bring back Castillo and see who he thinks is high maintenance here.
Come on in!
I'm going to go with Leah. She's a baddie, so she definitely number one to get me.
Good news for all of you.
Something is going your way once again.
You got the first one right.
Nice!
Number 1. If you you match one more person Yeah. Well, we're gonna go down to the other side. Aye-ah!
Okay.
And...and, uh,
the most easygoing and at least maintenance is...
These two men will take care of themselves.
Phantom's got a belly, Angry Jin's got a belly...
Yo!
Come on!
Now we're going to tell you one thing.
If you match everyone correctly, you get 50k
added back to the prize pool.
And he's two for two, I'll say that...
He's three for three!
Ooh!
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, it won't make me see that. Four. Could you end today profitable?
Could you end today profitable?
He's four for four! Oi, wait.
Wait, Casanova? Are you our saving grace?
Take me in then.
Take me in.
This is 50 grand added to the prize pool.
Now unfortunately...
Oh, for fuck's sake!
Don't get around, bruv, I got my things right.
The best anyone has done will just hit you.
Why do you think these guys are high maintenance? They do too.
You know, I was going by like literally
how fussy everybody was at certain parts
so for example-
That's good whole shit!
That's good whole shit!
What is she doing?
Like you do makeup and you have the videos like that's going viral like
you said 50 000 likes or something so just some just 15 minutes alone
you're gonna be concerned about what you look like in your maintenance
and all that you get me well let let's hand out the rest of these.
Okay.
So in number five we have Livson.
That's so close.
Yeah.
So close to the bonus prize
but then we got this also yeah oh that's good
so it expects a place off That's the last one, though. There we go!
Finally you guys won. I had to make it easier.
Take me in, bruv. Take me in.
Yes, yes. We got sat-in now.
You guys have completed the challenges for day one inside.
You lost £20,000 in each challenge
but honestly that's not so bad.
You started with a million
you've lost a little part of that
um you can now go back inside
and it is dinner time enjoy guys
i would like some monster munch crisps
and a coke, ref.
That's what I'm on right now.
Yo!
Is Monster Munch that good?
You get them snacks, ref.
Oh look out it's Mannie Snackyow.
Get those snacks back. Look out, it's Manny Snacky Owl. get the time to practice No, Adam.
Excuse me.
Yeah, I'm good.
Yo the caffeine's hitting me.
The caffeine's hitting me.
Let's go.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. What the fuck?
Nah, that was hard.
That was hard.
It's good that we got to know each other.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Everyone was like proper scanning.
They said they're going to do another one as well.
It is difficult though when we don't know each other.
How are we meant to know?
Is there anything I need to know about you look let me know now
i think they did that one now while we don't know
it didn't touch me if we were genuine fools I did it tactically.
Mate, if we were on genuine full fridge
It would cost us about 20 grams
Spend the money
We had snacks now and we'd have better energy right now
True Once we had snacks earlier on and lost these challenges We have snacks now. We'll have better than you right now. True. Yeah, true.
Once we have snacks earlier on
and we lost these challenges
it's going to feel even worse.
Make sure it makes more of you now.
Be the best in every single challenge
and get free fucking...
What do you want?
Babu?
No, I'm good. you ordered? Babu. No, no.
Babu.
Babu.
I don't know what it is.
It's Japanese, isn't it?
Yeah, but I've never seen it.
Oh, fuck it.
I just got Burger King.
Come on.
Inside contestants, it is time for dinner.
Head into the lounge.
We have a bunch
of sides for the winners.
However, if the challenge loses any of it
you will lose £10 000 from your prize money
Come on!
Oh what have I got? This one.
Yo! The sides!
I need to be eating that.
Wait, so y'all can't eat this shit?
No. If we touch it it there's ten grand off.
I feel bad, do you want it?
No no mate, I'm not losing the ten grand off.
Why don't you guys go and have something from the thing? From the shop?
Challenge losers please head down to the shop for your dinner
rice and beans rice and beans fastbacks living Living on the jungle way.
Da-da-dum!
Try some beans again.
Wait, per person is 10,000 if they touch that?
Is the shop open?
Don't worry i've seen that
please tell me it's open because I need some
minimum. Minimum I need salt.
Salt and pepper get them by fuck it
They treat us right though they treat us right for this
Now you're gonna wanna win challenges just to confirm monster months Most of them. No, no, my point is...
I don't know what grade?
OK, this is just what you're about to buy now.
I want a chocolate.
That's two grand so you can raise your meal.
This meal was lovely for me.
This is my dessert.
OK, OK.
Just a good word. Monster Munch and chocolate.
I don't even feel bad.
I don't even feel that hungry as well, just like this is a lot higher.
Think about tomorrow morning when you're gonna be writing the paper.
Just to confirm, I would like two packets of salt, a can of Coca-Cola. Ooh! Two cans of Coca-Cola.
Three packet...
Three fucking cans of Coca-Cola.
And one cherryade.
And one chocolate as well please,. Oh, get a chocolate.
And salt and pepper crisps.
Thousand pounds of shit!
They taxed them wrong.
You wouldn't want to save this for tomorrow though.
No problem.
Nah but I mean like take out like takeout food isn't it
just kill fair with lights up great say what else What is that?
Who did that?
Who did that?
Oh, my God.
We get sides as well?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Who did that?
Open it over there.
Fucking door.
Oh, wait. What the fuck? Wait, wait, wait.
Order two more.
Wait, order two more.
Can we please upgrade to two more meals?
No, no.
And you get one.
Yes but we need share.
There's so much food.
Oh my god, don't look at me!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh no, give us more for Foxy.
It's not for him.
No, you're joking.
Did you not do one for me? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No, you are joking. This is so bad.
Did you not do one for me?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I'll tell him then.
Alright, I'll tell you.
Oh, I knew you were going to say it.
No, I didn't at all.
I'm going to have to go up with the rest of you.
This is fucking enormous.
I'm just thinking about tomorrow when you're starving
and it's like, I ate good yesterday.
The only trick is though, when you're not eating
When you eat it makes your body hungry because
you're activating the thing that okay so i'm going to expect food in a few hours but
when you don't eat the longer you don't eat the more it's easier to handle yeah
yeah because i've eaten late so in the morning my
buddies are like where's the food you haven't been laughing your insurance spike him when
your engine is coming back down you feel hungry phantom has said one word since he's been eating
one word that came out of Phantom's mouth. He is devouring his dinner,
he is making sure it goes nowhere.
Oh my God banging?
He's locked in.
Best day ever!
Yo!
It's actually really good.
Yo!
He's locked in.
No I'm not going to go there. We're all in our own heads right now. He's locked in.
We're all in our own heads, we are all trapped in this house
So it is like you look forward to a meal and then when you looking
It's blanded like that
Listen I'm fortunate to have food in the first place. Let me just say that. But when you can upgrade it,
I think he's worth upgrading.
What was that?
He did something, okay?
He did it!
We had burgers and chicken burgers and wings.
So do we. Did you? We had burgers and chicken buggers
Did you well we only upgraded to meals in the shadow
And they give me a whole bottle of cherry I'll put it Both in beans cherry
have fun with it. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. Oh shit, oh shit.
Oh god!
Chill out, chill out. Nah, you're moving mad.
Oh, shit! OK.
Calm down, guys.
Does anyone want to go sharp? Well done, guys.
We've got 30k to spend right now!
I thought she was going to get the shock away on the top.
Let's go get some more.
I'm gonna be honest...
I agree with that, can we try it our way tomorrow?
Day one, we're just trying our best to stay like
even me I felt bad for coming salt and pepper
But that was shared
That wasn't necessary
How have you lost your mind? We got done 50k? Have you lost your mind?
Let's do the maths.
You used it!
That is not me, that's for everyone.
That was for both of you wasn't it? Yeah I mean...
Gaye was good gaye!
Now we were 22
Played darts, played pool
Played pool, played darts Who play pool. Play pool, play darts.
Oh you did it for Oz?
Yeah!
I used that earlier.
That's not me buying a packet of crisps from you is it?
I want to spend it mate.
I want to spend it on my own.
So tomorrow I'm spending it on my own. See? It came up on his own. So tomorrow, I'm going to be on my own soon?
It came up one of these.
He's an uncle for sure.
What a class!
OK, I would like to confirm that I would like to buy my earplugs. Please.
How much is earplugs a band?
Hurrah! Yes.
Hallelujah.
Oh, you can share it, you can share. You can share. Thank you!
Bro, if he don't share those...
If he don't reuse the ones that
he originally used...
All these hearts I got, bro You're selfish bro I need help taking my hair out That's it, that's it
There are bigger mirrors
Oh my god
But i can't re-wash it!
I'm kind of really thirsty.
What is this, what air goes in this fucking bag?
Oh my god no.
How much were the...
...airplugs?
Random turns. earplugs oh what the fuck
actually no can i buy this escape
show you right here is losing I need airpuffs to sleep!
Alright, no, wait, you're not eating?
No, not eat.
Just one of you.
I confirm two Proseccos, ignore Clary.
Yeah, I did it in Spanish anyway so...
I'm actually getting pissed off. I felt really strong-minded about not spending any money,
because it's kind of like a bit of a fun challenge as well
even though it's not our money right now.
I just want to do the best that I can.
That is so wrong!
Thank you!
I want to be like you, right there.
You guys are expensive.
I wanna be like her, I wanna be like her.
And look at how I did in the challenges today, yeah?
I ain't winning this show.
So I'm gonna have a good time.
Another good time, wasn't it?
But what I am going to do is work really hard in the challenges tomorrow
to make up for today and get them for second.
You know what, I won't go to scrap because
I'm gonna save it for something when I really want something.
Well if you do want Theriot's...
What could be on there?
Maybe I'll see how the
cold shower goes tonight
If that's fucking horrid
No don't think for two minutes Do it because I've got five minutes in a hot shower it's only 500 quid why don't you say that what
the i kind of don't want to send anything you don't even need to tell them. We won't say anything.
Happy... Fuck!
You guys?
£4,000.
You guys?
Well I didn't lose in the challenge today so so I've got five grand up for grabs of blame on me
You guys you're gonna go upstairs and in 20 minutes be drunk.
To be fair, most women have to get drunk before going up to bed with angry Jinj.
Liquor?
Try to enjoy it ladies!
I haven't got time, they might come down. Oh god you guys... Try to enjoy it ladies I just brushed my teeth.
Mouthwash.
Y'all playing for that blunt?
Yo, 10 bands
with no blunt. Yo, 10 bands for one blunt.
Yo!
10 bands for a blunt!
How much is that? 4 thousand?
Hold on...
Everybody get in here!
I wonder why I'm single sometimes?
Oh my gosh!
Ten bands for your phone
Take it out. For five minutes
They should have put that on there! No way!
They should've put phone!
Woo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo! I see her take off her wig, I've got actual tears in my eyes. Thanks guys.
I see her take off her wig, I seen it!
I'll be right back.
I've got actual tears in my eyes.
Oh, I think you good to just have our phones with him.
Eliminate the whole point of the show.
Because I want to talk to someone.
Does he have that on? talk to someone little bit a little face time one call yeah how old are you again small yeah oh gee hey I'm not even sure what you're talking about. I don't know. Okay, sugar milk.
Okay.
Yeah. No. You never saw me settle your hand? Sat on my hand. Never, bro.
No! I'm one of the dead-hand gang.
Yay! Right, we're back.
We're a bit...'re feeling peckish.
It's £5,000 for your pillow.
It's up to you. I don't mind.
Can I confirm an order please? No! up to you i don't mind i don't care what can i confirm a wounder please now
what so we don't play also no i'm getting to
remember oh
yeah We're all free. You need to get your pillow, man. Yeah I'm getting it now. Get you a pillow because they might make that shit more tomorrow.
Can I confirm?
Who's shopping?
A pack of crisps and a chocolate bar for me please
Everyone's the top of our came you on those who's through up. Yeah Liv wants a chocolate bar. Get me one of those.
Who wants the chocolate bar?
Liv.
Two chocolate bars and one pack of Krispies.
Can you get one? No.
I would like to confirm that I want to buy my pillow.
Joe Weathers' Pillow for £5,000.
Yep yep yep.
Is it open?
No they open automatic.
You gotta wait outside.
Oh wow!
What's that?
What the fuck is that?
Nah, they're taking a piss.
What the fuck is that?
Nah, that's about it.
Is that...
You just paid £1,000 for that amount of chocolate?
Don't tell nobody yet now.
Yes, no, I'm done.
Fuck you, bro.
I'm done. I'm done. I'm out of time.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do that in real life. more I'm not gonna do that in real life!
So why the fuck would you do that when you have a million dollars on the fucking line?
That nigga just fuckin... Oh my gosh.
At this point, it's ridiculous. People are spending money just to get on other people's nerves and it's day
one i really thought i'd be able to accept everybody's decisions you know what it is
we're all going to be different that was a lie and that was a dream because right now i am
fuming and that's the end of day one tensions overspending are rising as
their housemates head to bed but how long will it take before this place becomes a nightmare?
Coming up on Inside...
She's defo letting someone else bruise her esophagus while you're in here!
I've got a mandrake that intoxicates me! Oh! You're intolerable.
Shut up!
Chloe!
Welcome to the mystery menu.
Someone's trying to be sneaky, we turn this gaff upside down Welcome to the mystery menu.
We turn this gaff upside down.
Cheering Gums 5k!
I'm just not on your page, Can I not be on your page? Are you mad?!
Oh, no stream!
You're saying that and I thought yeah since when do you go to Gmail?
Since I've been shagging your message for the past two years.
Welcome to Silent Library.
The person who will be eliminated is...
It's right now part film. I know.
Instead of saying... Stop crying, you little baby, Bev.
Who are you talking to?
You, I'm talking to you.
Who were you talking to? As a collective and as individuals, these are the most unpleasant people I've had
the displeasure of spending time with.
Notice how much South Finnaman have no drama nigga.
They don't really... I was so fit and they have no drama nigga
notice I had no drama bro notice how better had no drama bro Chad I keep it a stack with y'all boys Bro, I'm not even gonna lie
I'm off
Two hours of I'm off
Two hours of sleep
Come up a flight shot an amp video streamed
Chat we're locked in tomorrow I won't be here.
I'm working on something big.
I fucking love you guys so much. You guys are absolutely a fucking mazen.
We gotta binge watch all those episodes.
The rest of them are an hour.
So it'll be good.
I'm tired, I'm not tired.
This show is kicking my ass.
I'm tired.
But we're gonna get out of here.
Love y'all. You want to cry all night............... You're not a reality, you're the bonnet of the world I'm saying it like,
I want a daughter like Nikki.
Aw man,
I promise
I'ma turn her to
a monster
but no menages.
I don't know
how you sing it
but let them hear this.