k3soju
oh gg, it's straight to rank 1. hatewatchers look away lmfao. slept 15 hours AND GG.
09-07-2026 · 7h 52m
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No way, nah GG, bro, it's too boring man.
Happy Labor Day, what the fuck is Labor Day?
Oh wait, what is Labor Day celebrating?
Celebrates the social and economic achievements of American workers in the labor movement
Purpose and history honoring workers the holiday recognizes the hard work and contributions of laborers to the strength and prosperity and well-being of the United States
Labor movement wins and marks the success of trillions that fought for safer work conditions bear paid the 40 hour week in weekends official
What
Yo yo yo yo!
Ah great, it gave me fucking...
Aw man.
I'm gonna have free rolls of blossom I should be using these.
Can I play this?
Uh, I mean Klan2's not even that bad, Loki.
Official recognition, Congress passed an act making it an illegal holiday in 1894 after pressure from the growing labor movement.
Modern tradition, end of summer for many people along weekend serves as the unofficial end of summer.
Celebrate the community's market day with parades, picnics, barbecues, and sports events.
Oh fuck.
Bro, I never heard of this shit.
Bro, I remember this shit cause it was uh...
And... GD.
Two item reporters, I mean, okay.
Okay, I need a mate, come on.
Blighting jewel, I mean I'm just playing towards Morgana.
I can play this over this, Rokhan, Yandara.
Bro, I'm pretty sure this Blighting jewel Morgana shit is legit the most broken thing
ever.
Like, every time you play against Blading Jewel Morgana with Voidstaff, doesn't your entire board die in one second?
Like, I'm pretty sure this shit is as egregious as, like, Mastiki.
Like, if you filter Voidstaff with Blading Jewel, it averages a 3.5.
Like, what?
Blading Jewel Void is a 3.5. Explain that shit to me.
Just putting Morgana with Blading Jewel Void on your board is a 3.5.
What? A what?
I never high rolled it. Okay. Well, then you might hit like RFC or wit's end or some mastery you shit
Where LP at? Oh, let me see. Oh
I mean, bro, the rank one is coming. The rank one is fucking coming. Don't fucking piss me off right now. All right
I mean, this one is a guarantee first. I mean, just look at my spot
I know i'm actually he's lower LP than me
It's combo avoid mandatory. I don't think it's mandatory, but like I mean I was able to build it
I mean that's where it are fucking crazy like crazy, crazy.
I watched an FNS stream yesterday and thinking for the sub midwatch what reminded me of you.
Yes man, I don't understand this guy.
How could change.
16th level.
If I level and I lose...
I mean I'm gonna lose every fight probably right?
i might beat this guy but what i can do is i can just
i'll just frontline my damage
i don't really care about this mastery, i'm getting fucking 5 bullets, 6 bullets
uh... also i'm pretty sure... i mean i can report to Bo or Rod
i mean rod is where all of Bo is red buff
but i think we're all the way better
this is the one guy that i might beat
i think i want to be 2-0-3
oh shit
I won't, hopefully...
Yeah, but I think the voice-up is...
Aw man, I fucking won, probably...
The voice-up makes it so you just go infinite too fast.
I mean, honestly, I lost 4, but I keep my streets, so I actually make the same goal in a daily tree.
It's actually a good idea.
But the other matchup's like...
Epic roll down for my board, money, hungry, third can go now.
And then I can roll for my board, plot armor, money, hungry, spreading roots.
I mean, I actually don't really like spreading roots that much here.
My board's already done.
You do too.
Alright.
Did we roll some though? And roll once.
Temporary mittens. Why?
Okay. How is this three gold, by the way?
Can someone explain to me how this shit is three gold?
Why- Why is this shit 3 gold?
Alright, well if I lose this round, I'm not gonna be very happy.
How- How is this 3 gold?
Who is paying 3 gold for that shit?
A Morello?
I can't!
True, it should be 5. Yeah, I don't think it should be 5.
I think it might should be like 2 maybe.
You have it for 2 rounds.
Yeah, no you fucking don't bud.
I mean after winning this round, it looks like an 100-0.
But yeah, the Blinding Jewel makes it so you get the, like the Voidstaff makes it so you get the Blinding Jewel procs like really fast.
But I don't know like if it's like a stat thing.
Cause I feel like the stats of your board is automatically going to gain a placement the moment you make a void staff.
So I don't know if the combo was mandatory, but I'm pretty sure it's fucking broken.
I don't even know if this does in one roll.
After 8 seconds, within 4 heads, this is for 2 seconds.
Alright, well now I better win this round or I'm gonna be fucking pissed again.
Also I feel like these charms are fucking terrible.
Alright, also I need some frontline.
Let me see, AD, AD, AP, AD, AP, AP, Hazel Morgana, fucking loser, and AD.
Okay, excuse me?
Excuse me?
Oh wait.
Okay, you never mind.
I'm also going to win.
And now a broke.
And now a fuckin' broke.
It also gives more morgue curse which is more damage.
What the fuck is morgue curse?
Do I not know where morgue on it is?
Morgue curse.
What a curse. Where is this idiot?
Why are a dark blast at 3 dealing something and cursing them before it's been spawned? A 2 hex withering zone?
What do you mean?
22 more damage per curse. What do you mean? I don't get it.
I mean a one-class belt. I mean I'll just have to roll forward or maybe I'll just go to here.
Wait, I don't get it.
Of course you don't get it.
Hey, I bought a Ninja Creamy.
Thank you for the rate.
Wait, did you try?
Is it good?
Well, you like it, right?
No, bro, I'm telling you, no ad.
This Ninja Creamy is fucking boss.
Yes, very, okay, okay, let me give you,
let me give you, let me put you on.
Okay, give me one second, give me one second.
Wait, wait, give me one second.
No ad, one sec, wait.
Uh, okay, I'll go for two sec.
Bro, fuck you, man.
What are these blossom charms?
Excuse me?
These charms are ass.
Bro, give me the fucking broken ones, not this garbage, man!
Alright, anyways, it's called the Greek God Honey Vanilla Yo-Hurt.
Okay, well I need to open this on Incognito because I think I'm going to read my dress, I don't know what to say.
I just read my dress anyway, even in incognito.
Okay, it's called the Greek God Honey Vanilla Yo-Hurt.
the greek god honey vanilla
you just you just freeze that shit
you just freeze that shit
and then like it in 24 hours you just you you put the light ice cream option
and then you add milk and then you go
re-spin
no that shit is
is good as fuck
anyways uh... roll once
what are these char-
where are like the econ like the default econ charms
Where are the scaling charms? I got nothing. I got nothing. How, man? Nothing.
I'm fucking broke.
Fuck, what are you doing?
I'm fucking broke.
Fuck, what are you doing?
I was gonna default this until I can actually pick it off.
I actually haven't played this board in so long, I don't even remember when I'm buying.
What the fuck am I missing?
Oh, Taric or Mervana. Oh, Mervana. Taric or Diana, and I can also just
prohibit to, like, pull a generic. Alright.
Okay, it's reroll sub. Isn't it a little unfortunate? Isn't it actually a little
unfortunate, the charms that I was offered? I'm pretty sure on average I
should be like an extra 10 gold right now, but somehow I just have... somehow I just
I'm zero
A loon oh, yeah, I mean, I mean, I'm not gonna miss a loon. I mean, it's really hard to miss a loon
Look belt cloak. I mean, I don't want to make a fucking mean law
I mean, I could go glove belt adaptive and then play off zero front items. Yeah, let's not do that
Oh, great. Wow. What a fucking surprise man. Thanks for absolutely nothing be indomitable to go for this shit. Fuck you, man
I mean, Loki, if I roll twice, I can find like one brawler.
Okay, I can also play this plus...
Oh my god, it's basically free.
Okay, I need to make some front line ends, so should I just or forge?
I mean, let me make adaptive first.
I mean, I could just go Guardbreaker and then just Adaptive Frontline for now.
I mean, either way, if I don't get Frontline items, I'm just an FF.
I'm pretty sure one brawler here I can actually win.
I mean, I have two Reforgers, so maybe I should just Reforge.
But like, the thing is Guardbreaker is pretty good, and I can just go Adaptive Guard JG
and then Void Marble plus one Frontline items.
I mean, I get two Reforters and a Champion.
Loki.
I mean, that's pretty good, because I can get Invoker plus one, if I just kill him up
here.
Of course I knew it was going to be this one man.
Alright Invoker plus one...
Alright who am I missing?
Alright Invoker, Morello, Void, Blighting Jewel, a JG, a Guard Breaker, a Chain Cloak, and...
Oh actually it's probably Crown Guard cause I...
Alright I mean 20 rolls!
I mean this looks pretty good.
It said the fucking Yorick on my board.
Wait, who's the plus one over Yorick?
Am I dumb?
Oh, it says out of Gargoyle.
It says out of Gargoyle.
Okay, it's fine.
Oh, I should have just sold the Yorick then.
Alright, and...
Oh, that's too expensive, man.
What the fuck is this?
Whatever, zero old, sure, man.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, I mean, can I even buy anything?
No. Oh, yes.
No. Broke!
Okay, gee, gee, I'm broke.
I'm fucking broke.
How am I so poor at this game?
No, Beta is like effin- I mean, I won this game, no.
I mean, look at my item.
Like, my item quality is way too good.
In Boker, Guard, JG, Void, Morello, fuckin' what's it called, Crown Guard, Adaptive Cloak,
and then I can just cap her on the Loomi with Adaptive and Trio Carry, that line.
Like, I mean, isn't it just over?
Isn't it just over?
Yes?
Okay, well, I just need one more front line item.
Uh, uh,
cloak, belt. I mean,
honestly, I'm kind of down to take the belt just cause it's on a, uh,
a taric. Yeah, whatever. Uh,
I probably won't refer to it though, but I'm just doubting item,
but I mean, isn't taric basically essentially an item?
Probably have a fucking dyno on my board. All right.
And then I just have 10 free rolls.
Maybe I hit the fucking rock or, or the do do. And then,
And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then...
Ah, that's pretty good. I know how these are free rolls.
G.D.
G.D.
Bro, how, man?
How?
Excuse me?
I mean I don't want to use my real rolls man, except I probably should. What the fuck is this?
This is my epic roll down fucking loot sub how man?
I mean my board is not garbage. I have a fucking gigabit morgana, but how?
I don't get it
My second cast a single time
I mean my gonna wipe this entire board, but like
Hello?
Blackthorn emblem, reforger, spirit, visage.
I mean, BS or I just make the Staraq and play off the cloak?
Fuck it.
And GG.
I can sell Harma and GG.
HOW!
I can sell Krug and GG!
HOW!
How, HOW, HOW, HOW! how, HOW....
How I have epic rule that I'm playing this dog ass comp?
playing this dog ass comp?
I have epic rule that I'm playing this dog ass comp!
Are you a wolf? I don't think wolves say how!
Bro, no, how man?
How long does it take this fucking Morgana to hold?
Bro, like, shouldn't I be on the way to 9 and picking off of the karma and pebbles into
like, Ivern Lux fucking... something?
Like, how the fuck is my epic roll down no RE2?
I don't even need rock dumb ass 2, I just need RE2, man.
I'm just sold to that, her ass.
Alright, well Riot pranks me with a 2-ed and Krug, I'm not going to be very happy either.
Or an automatic opponent, because I just paid 8-6 gold for a fucking BS sword.
Who woulda guessed? Who woulda- Who woulda guessed? Automatic Component, Automatic Component,
minus six.
R2, I guess, but now I don't have a combat charm this turn, and I have seven free rolls,
but I don't really want to use the rolls this turn. I mean, he doesn't see on Krogpair's
roll. Oh, great, what a surprise. One roll, GG. I should've saved one roll. Shit.
is that good oh oh I mean I mean this is not actually good man
I mean technically I do have two reforger's this is a kind of safe though okay well I
don't even want to roll I can't I can't I can't man
And how is this even possible?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Hello?
Really?
Okay.
No!
What? We tied?
What the fuck is this, Orypum? No! What the fuck is this?
Okay, no, no, no, no, no.
Amitants? Oh my...
How is that three gold?
Also, it is magical.
It is fucking magical.
It is a reverse miracle that I am stuck on fucking 8 here.
It is actually a miracle that I am still able to eat.
It's fucking magical.
Yes.
Yes.
Put your mark.
I put your mark.
Magical is a miracle.
Yes, it is like reverse magical.
It's magical with sarcasm.
This is magical.
What the fuck is this, man? I'm rolling for set already enough!
I had to use real rules for set already? How, man?
I had to use real rules for set dumbass already!
No, no, no, no, no, fuck you, man!
He's just getting into what's it called, plus one, fuck you.
Oh, wait, what's this? Is that for me? I believe it is.
Wait, one second.
A taric, too? I mean, that's pretty good. Alright.
I'm stuck on a fucking pebbles one or I'm stuck on pebbles karma on my board
well honestly the alune I mean I'm still better but I don't have items so lucky really
I don't know if that's good and
one more time.
Oh, fuck me, man.
I don't think that shit, they're all gone.
And what I get, something good.
A fucking hodge. Is that good?
A hodge?
Alright, well hopefully I win this round where I'm screwed.
I mean my item quality is insane.
This guy is fiber-optic-fired, I'm trying to play this stall bomb.
I cannot man.
Uh, am I dead?
My board died in one millisecond.
Wait?
Alright, that's pretty good.
I mean at least I top four, man, except I'm level eight.
I'm still level 8 on Reroll Sub with Epic Rolldown, I can.
Of course, watch this rock.
Like, I could drop, drop.
But I'm level 8.
Drop, drop, drop.
Except I'm level eight. I can't
I mean the good news is it's starting my main tank that's pretty good, right?
That's pretty good
I mean this looks pretty solid so far my guy died, but that's okay
No, no, this is just a re-tree.
It actually has a re-tree.
Re-roll sub, no, no, no.
Re-roll, no.
No.
Shit, it's just rage-rate.
I'm level eight.
I'm level eight with fucking epic roll down.
Yeah, wait, what the fuck was that?
Like, the RE, like, wait.
Wait, I didn't even know you could tie.
But what is the leniency on round the end for it to tie?
I feel like it is really rare to tie.
I don't think I've seen a tie in the last 5,000 games,
unless it's OP.
Why are you 1K LP under setsi?
I'm tired, man, I'm tired.
Also, I woke up today and I usually shower before I stream, but I didn't even shower
because I was so pissed that I was two digits that I had to queue up some TFT.
But like I should probably, like should I just go take a shower right now, Loki?
And we're still two digits.
Like Loki, I could just go speedrun a shower.
I mean all I do I'm just gonna shampoo my hair and just like watch my body for like two minutes.
It takes me like five minutes.
Loki, are you from North Korea? What do you think? First message?
Following September 5th, 2026.
I mean I would assume that Twitch has banned in North Korea or no.
No. They don't got internet. I'm sure they have internet. You're telling me they don't
have internet. That is a capipines. They don't? Do they have internet in North Korea? Oh yeah.
Most of those who use computers rely on a close state-run internal network.
I mean, they have it.
It just doesn't connect to anywhere outside of.
I mean, it's like, no, no, no, no, no, man.
The Augusta Haberle, what is this chat?
It's an intranet.
I should, OK.
Sure.
Your rank is low low.
Bro just fucking wait man don't even bother tuning in.
Bro like oh my god I'm starting to think blood and morgana is fucking balanced.
What the fuck is this man?
My board is ass.
I
Golden prelude
All right, well hopefully it's running who to Rami
Auntie can teach you some tips if you ask Emily nicely.
Emily is uncontested the worst fucking TFT player above my peers.
Master you.
Wait, Raider.
Wait, who the fuck raided me?
Why do I have green Raider Chats?
Oh, cute, Raider!
No one said anything!
Wait, what the fuck?
Yo, Raph, thank you for the raid!
I wasn't even- I wasn't even aware!
I just see this fucking green Raider Chat.
I mean, I don't think he's here.
Honestly, as soon as- as soon as you raid someone, do they even stay?
Probably not, man.
Like did he actually stay?
Just let me check, slash user queue, let me see what he said or anything.
Uh, he said, no he didn't say shit, yo queue, say something you might try in the next 30
seconds and I'll pay 500 bucks.
Hello queue.
Okay
Well, he thought for sure man that like bro after you know that he's gigabond
Golden prelude bro, should I just go birthday union fuck it
We're all patient studies too good man, okay, no, no, no, okay, if I try hard starting now,
I'm gonna actually like continue trying hard, alright, I'll bet, like if I start on a good
note and I'm not just going to actually climb today, like I'm tired of being hard stuff,
I'm tired of being ADLB.
Let me actually play the game, yes?
I am still double digits, two weeks into the set.
It is two weeks into the set and I'm still double digits.
How is that even possible?
Like just let me play the game for once
and then let me just hit 1.5K
and then after I've proved you guys that I'm not ass,
then I start fucking around, all right.
Your top four rate is 51%.
Yes, I'm legit trolling all my games man!
I'm going to farm gold buggy, I'm going to blossom charm next turn.
I'm going to have patient study, he has AD with bodyguard trading, he's playing some
kale, he has executioner plus one, this guy has booster pack with master Yi, chain tier
This guy has the bingy, this has Rengar or Kha'zix, and then this guy's playing Wormog,
Sack, Chain.
I mean there's two Malphite players.
I mean I can actually play anything.
I mean making 10, making 10, that's pretty good.
I don't really want to contest AP though, but invite a patient study, I mean I guess I
would have steam in this charm, or augment.
And I got a blossom charm here, surely, something good.
Heal 7 player health, is that good?
I mean, I'll go to like 90...
The problem with this is then I'm forced to uh...
I'm at a heal 7, but I pay 2.
But then I'm not gonna be first fake.
And I lose a gold.
And then I lose 3 gold.
And then I lose 4 gold.
This is basically, it's not actually good.
I'm basically paying...
Am I not basically paying...
Okay, let's say I lose 1 gold here, then I lose 3 gold, then I lose pick, so that's another fucking life, and then I lose...
Three and then I okay, so it's two. Oh truth, and then I lose
One wait okay, hold on
Then I can't make 30 so that's another bulls and then I can't make 40 and I can't make 50
that's
One gold and I can't be 20 so it's two goals in 30 and 40 then 50 so I lose
It's basically seven gold to heal seven. That's good
7 gold to heal 7, and then I also lose Carousel Pryo? No, I don't think so. Alright, well,
okay, well, I can go BF, and I can go... 1 cost BF Sword, 2 cost Rod. What? I mean, 3
cost Cloak, finish the Gargoyle and just flex. I'm going Cloak first, Vic. I'm at 2 for 4
So you actually can't go wrong. I just want gold. All right, it's fine
Are we gonna see a first today? Dude, you're lower elo than raiders
Wait, am I actually lower than raiders? No fucking way
Holy shit I am he's 200 OB. You're lower than me. Okay that's even worse.
Okay well let's just let's just bust it back on. I mean right now I've gargoyle
half void or void but I may can just change. I get BS or I can play AD I get.
I think there's five Laws of Patient and one more Charm next to her in ENG.
Bro, you're even lower than me. Alright, Emily.
My LP is lower than yours.
But in terms of like true skill and true elo and like actual skill,
on your love you are yeah i mean i was gonna say on the light it was better
and yours you're just gonna sit there and pretend like you're fucking you
did you know i know you're you're not me
or i'm not me
it broke your dog
relax but
also your approach and forty jesus christ
game to be exp
your own book
What?
What?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Nah, nah.
Alright.
Great.
Bro, is he about to open my ass?
Uhhh...
Bow to your chain cloak.
Bow to your chain cloak.
Oh nice.
And he just got his street creeped.
Oh, he is probably not happy.
Is he streaming?
He's probably bitching right now, let me see.
He's probably can't even hear chrome.
He has to hear chrome.
He's bitching around his augment.
He's not even bitching about matchmaking.
But he's probably double tilted from the matchmaking.
I mean, there's the E player, right?
Probably.
There's the... this.
Alright, well I see a Blossom Tromp here, that's pretty good.
And then I'm going to hit spreading for some 3-2 and I'll just play off of that.
I'm going to do the...
Chain is fine.
Chain cloak.
Boat here, Chain.
Alright, well, here it comes.
Bumps.
Yes, sword, belt.
That is the most useless fucking Blotting Trim I'm seeing in my life.
I mean it's always Gargoyle, because I'm not playing Rero this game.
And then I'm pretty sure I could go like Shogun.
I mean, if I go Sunfire, I mean, let me just see if I get spreading roots, but it's always
going to well.
Maybe I get spreading roots, who knows.
I missed a Covenant, but I'm gonna have to catch up with nothing.
It's Golden Prelude.
I mean, there's a lot of augments in this game in direction, but I could also go like
Shoujin, play around BorlBell, Chain, um.
I think it doesn't really matter if I'm gonna lose honestly.
Alright.
Spreading Roots is an instant GG, because I haven't made a single item.
And I have two Reforgers.
Spreading Roots GG.
Sheer 1, fuck you.
Branching out is also good.
Make sure you don't have them in the spot.
No.
The tower feeling lucky.
I don't really want econ, but I can do it.
You motherfuckers, man.
I mean, do I even want more gold?
I mean, does this tower do anything?
Every four seconds, it saps at three nears.
If you know two is bugged, what's the bug?
It gives 20 if you head.
That's not true.
I mean, I'm not gonna take this anyway, because I'm not a believer of the tower.
This is 20.
64.
Wait, it is bugged!
What the fuck?
It is bugged!
Holy shit!
You motherfucking genius!
What the fuck?
Oh, I didn't even play Coven, even though I can probably catch out at 40.
Okay.
Am I just stacking 2 and just going off with Carousel?
Whatever I see on Carousel, I just commit.
Malphite on Carousel, I commit Malphite. No Malphite on Carousel, I play anything but Malphite.
And I'll just through it and guess.
I did not know it was bugged, man.
He's safe on my life, man.
Rioter here.
Oh shit. Wait, is Ken here? Slash user of Ken.
Alright, guys, you have to be positive about the game.
There's a fucking Rioter in my chat. Come on, come on.
Bro, this game is really fun.
Nah, I fuckin' love GFD, man, this shit is...
PogChamp!
Go Tier-belt- Tier-BF...
PogChamp!
All two-game-one-goals, okay.
And that's pretty good, that's free.
Okay, I mean, I actually could play Coven for two turns,
but do I really want to play Coven on my board?
I mean, I don't give a fuck about this shit.
Coven.
This is good.
For- for- for an extra four-gold?
Okay, shouldn't I actually like come over the board too, no?
I mean I guess I'm on 7 loss and then it kinda is just like if there's a mouth fight with
anything on Jerasol I'm probably just gonna play a mouth fight.
But if there's no mouth fight...
I think I'm going to start the game with one HP.
But I'm pretty rich and I can probably just go 9 after hitting my board.
41.
Alright, let me see.
Alright, let me see.
There's Lillia and a Sivir, but the Sivir is with a chain but I have two reporters.
Okay, I'm just gonna play Sivir.
I can't really go wrong with this shit.
I have Shoujin play around.
I mean, it's Breville good in this lobby, Breville, Brevidon's blue, BD, AD, AP, AD,
and it's like AP.
I mean, I could just reforge chain.
Because I have to make Shoujin before Chainplay off Bo-Belt.
I mean, I could make Sunfire, but this Bo-Belt probably wants to be red.
That Blossom Tron might do.
The one-star champions drop one Bo-Belt on death.
Chain before Dora again.
The Rod.
I mean, I could actually just go Morello and then I mean I can also go crown guard and play off of
Don't worry, I'm gonna win out honestly. I'm pretty sure I can just roll for some garbage us forward and just go straight tonight. Okay
What's I get to 41?
Oh no, I'm gonna roll an 8, but I'm so rich that I'm pretty sure I'm making tonight's game.
No, I will be rolling an 8.
But I'm pretty sure after I hit my board, I'm still gonna have gold.
But like, believe me, I'll be rolling an 8.
I'm probably always playing like Silver Vi, or Silver Nidalee.
Blossom Charm.
That's Defender plus...
Do I even have a Defender on my board?
I mean, I can play Rock on over something, and then not play Blotts and Trunks this turn.
Bro, should I just go straight to 9? Fuck it.
Fuck it.
I should probably hold...
I'm 32 hp, but it's fine. It's fine. I'm still easily 3 lives. And I'm richest fuck man.
I'm pre-leveled to 8 or 7. 20, okay, this is not 3 lives. Okay. I mean, this is 3 lives
if I take 2 good losses on stage 3 or stage 4. Which is actually not bad. I mean, I am
which is fucking
Also, should I hold cindering just in case I never find like anything
I don't know how much I want to roll because I'm actually pretty close to spiking
I mean, okay, how much do I want to roll here? I mean, I can go brawler, play around the brawler, stirrack
Okay, Sivir 2, I'm done rolling, fuck
Okay, I'm gonna show that I need to call them up. Okay, I'm pretty sure I don't need to roll though, no joke
Morello play-round...
I'm pretty sure I don't need to roll.
Like, is my board actually good?
Like, is my board actually insane for 4-1?
This is a 4-1 board. This is a 4-1 board.
Alright, he's right, he's right.
Okay, I probably do need a Cogmaw though.
Bro, it's 4-1, man. It's 4-1. Relax.
But I probably should roll until at least one Cogmaw.
I'm 3 Vanguard, 3 Juggernaut.
But, I mean I'm Sivir 2, Scuttle Crab 2, Elise 2, Yorick 2, like my board is fucking disgusting
man, just wait, alright, and I do need a Cogmaw though, like one Cogmaw on my board is actually
good.
Uh, I'm sitting on Shodum or a little Boasterac, Blast Cannon, Boostercrab, I'm going 9,
Oh, swordsman? I'm taking swordsman, nevermind.
I mean, I could play Rek'Sai, what's it called? I mean, Shoujin, Shoujin.
Alright, roll once for charm.
Okay, Kog'Maw. Okay, I mean, that's pretty good, and then I'm just gonna nesern, fuck it.
And I'm just gonna nesern. I can't! What is this?
What is this? What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
I mean, why do I design that turn?
68?
It's 60 to level next turn and I can just go 9
and then just start pinging to legendaries.
If I lose this round though, that is very bad.
Well, like, am I actually going to lose?
Like, is my board actually insane? I have swordsmith as well.
So now my items are not even completely fucked.
I also have a bow, shoguns.
I mean, what was that even then?
This is not even original. What the fuck is-
What is wrong with my board? I hit swordsmith!
I just three items silver to my front line isn't even that shit and then I have a one items like what's it called
I mean, I'm rich as fuck man. Just wait and
Then I can just start slowly pivoting to a taric in in what's it called and I'm still like if I lose
Like I'm pretty sure I'm still gonna be two lives
Because it stage I wouldn't take like a 10 unit loss. Yeah, fuck it. I just have one more than fuck
I mean I'm like not that rich though so I might as well just have one more oh there's
a cannon with this interling how many I mean I can just play a random ass cannon on my
board and never playing these I mean I don't want to lose around for no reason what an
I'm pretty sure I'm actually playing Vi, and just picking Belder.
I mean I'm 10 gold level 9. Look at my spot.
Elise maintain! Ha ha! Who cares? Who cares? It doesn't matter. My board is fucking insane.
Just wait. Just wait. I hit the sword smith.
Okay, I mean, there's Nidalee, okay, there's Nidalee and there's...
Uh, okay, I'm kinda done with this thing.
I don't really want Gensu.
I mean, I guess I could go Gensu Merlo G.S. and then Shodan Shodan Starak.
And I'd rather have Nid because it's like guaranteed NL in this word.
Nidalee too, and then how do I fit it to Elder then?
Hmm...
I can't. Also, a fucking Yorick on my board.
I fucking y'all rick
I can play for juggernaut plus
I mean I'm pretty close to spiking I can't lie
Excuse me, okay, nibbly to
Alright, surely I'll play Vi for 4 Juggernaut and then I'm- I'm maintain-ting a fucking
a-stuttle crab?
Also, should I just make Gensu?
I don't hold the Taric.
Oh, not many of us, I think not.
It's- it's 3-primal, but I'm- I'm losing- I'm- I'm dropping the Vanidali eventually,
man.
I just don't want to lose a life.
Now I can also just drop the 4jogger on it.
I don't know if I'll play 2 Soraka too.
I can't.
There's a Draven. I mean I can actually pivot this to Draven as well. If I drop, drop and
then just don't drop, don't sell the Draven. And I just play this plus a random Draven
on my board and I slowly give it off and then hopefully I can upgrade my frontline soon.
This is...
What the fuck is this?
My main tank is on a fucking Scuttle Crab.
And I didn't buy a charm.
Naintain Scuttle Crab.
I'm gonna move it to my board, it's actually insane.
And then I just, I just find one of Elder Dragon or Graden.
But maybe it's Graden this game because I have no items.
Okay, well now I just need to upgrade one of the Rock 2 or Moo 2 indeed.
I wouldn't mind a Lux as well, and I can just drop Draven for Lux.
A Nidalee 2, Sivir 2, level 9 would probably be 20 gold to roll.
Maybe more, honestly.
Automata components.
Thanks.
Thanks Riot.
Rock 2, Vi, Cogpair, Cassiopeia, Gnar, Zyra, Mumu 2.
Let me give you a high.
Stand against it.
My bow, awakens and looms.
My cron guard on this unit is a vanguard.
I think cron guard is better on this than...
Alright, I need to fix my item cell.
I need like more damage items. I have a fucking draven on my board.
I don't replace Draven.
I mean, anything is better than fucking Draven, man.
I have a fucking Draven on my board.
Also, I need to swap what's it called.
I mean, I actually...
Okay, I can play.
I remember, isn't this supposed to just be...
any Birthbeast?
And then I just Scuttlecrab enchant.
and GG and I'll swap my owners eventually
except let me see I mean it's 2 out of 5 looking I mean I can play Ivern
I could have played this earlier though
I mean I can also just drop this and start scaling it
killing it. See if there's a mess up her doing in the role.
Yeah, that's never gonna get hit first.
Uh, okay, should I swap my items?
Hinsu? I mean Shoujin? Shoujin Shoujin for sure.
And I don't really like GS on this unit though.
I'm not just gonna look at this.
3
My mouth height is dead in the middle of second and my server is dead momentarily
And now I'm dead
And now I'm dead. Yes, I'm not really like what it's not even back
Oh, I tried to move in on it's because uh, it's a little never dross below first because he's crown-arded
like the the shitters will always get below whatever the fuck the threshold is
I'm paying sure
who's it even linked to right now how do I check I'm a little like this is on this
edge and if this is the one-star piece of shit but if I link this like what happens
Super Moomoo gets it first.
You just clicked on late bloomer, is it that bad?
I mean it's not even that bad.
What do you think man?
I mean I don't have to roll, I don't have to roll twice.
That's pretty good.
I mean maybe it's a karma diff
and I don't have to roll twice.
I mean who knows maybe this is the karma diff you never know how much did karma do 1.1
okay pro okay hold on how was that six gold by the way I just realized how the fuck is
that six gold fucking rage bait shit is some fucking rage bait I'm just tearing an ash
but I mean ash is guaranteed two star I'll be taking that one then I mean it has to be
some fucking rage bait. Okay, so okay how do I distribute my items? Okay, Shogun, Shogun.
Aw. Aw. Wait, how? Okay. I mean, Sterak's over here, and then one Shogun's here, and
then I have Gintsu, and then I have five items. Okay, I mean, I'll figure it out. Like, whatever.
I guess I'm gonna go to Angie. Yeah, whatever.
Does Ashe have more damage than Sivir? Like Shoujin? I.e. G.S.? And then Gintsu, Moralo on...
How the fuck do I fix my items?
Alright, and then I'll just move the ginsu to Nidalee eventually, or to Silver eventually.
Does this unit actually do damage or not?
Weaker!
I mean, I'll just move the ginsu to Silver eventually.
Is Ash that bad?
Well, I feel like Ash is not even bad.
And this is just a...
I think she holds Morello best so I put on real Simmer.
I think she holds Morello best so I...
Okay, so you go Morello, so you just go Morello on Ashe and then you just triple Simmer.
And now I'm on Life.
And now I'm on Life.
And now I'm on Life.
Lapthor and Lux.
Is that better than Ivern? And I just stack nothing?
The bash breach?
How many rovers do I have?
Okay, so let me just do the Shogun first.
Okay, so Stare Shogun here, yes.
And then I go Morello on Ash.
And then Shogun GSIE here.
But then, okay, and now I'm just gonna roll this.
I can see this, I'm moving here.
Wait, so you just do this then?
Sivir-Diff, IE mid?
I mean, it's just 3 out of Nidalee and I'll move the Gimsu eventually. Yeah, I like this.
Okay, I'm in, I'm in.
I mean, I do see some like full damage Ashes just fucking looped my entire board.
Ah, that's crazy, people were sitting there, WEEKER WEEKER, and then their stuff goes I
like this, and they're fucking silent.
They are fucking silent.
They have instead of word.
They're just sitting there like, oh shit, aw fuck.
Okay but now if I hit like Malkai 2 or Terri 2, I can't even fucking, also isn't it kind
of cheap to level?
What can I level for?
Anything?
Bro, should I just level then?
32 to level? I mean, I'm pretty close to leveling, so I'll get...
I mean, I could go last or sort of then drop...
I mean, I could have gone last whistle and eventually dropped the cogmile, but I can
also just go with three items.
Uh, I mean, I'm playing nearly anyway.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Alright, can I level soon?
32.
Inferno.
32.
Alright, well, hopefully I'm not dead.
That was tough.
No last whisper.
I mean, pro, who cares, man?
Why does my Nibbley look like it's dead?
It's just starting on his main tank?
Excuse me?
Okay, okay, fine.
I mean, it's not like I have enough money
to actually kill it off the cog.
And it's not like a doctor's bathroom, dude.
28 to level.
Yeah, it's kinda expensive.
I'm fuckin' more gone on my board.
I cannot.
I mean, is it just Elder Dragon?
I could have went last to a certain drop, but we might actually make it to Elder Dragon
2 here.
Probably not, man.
I know I'll just play a randomized cannon.
Alright, well I'm fighting him with no charm.
I cannot.
I can't read it though.
Wait, he's going for mouth light 3?
Yo, what the f- Excuse me?
No.
He's too off.
I'm not expecting him to throw in there.
I should have put Nidalee over here.
main tank is on the side. Well actually, never mind, I just scanned the fucking, holy shit I just scanned the Sigwani somehow. What the fuck? Alright.
He's one off how man is there a mouth bite
He's not a pan what does that do he's not an execution of us one oh come on man, please
No mouth bite, please
No Malphite. Excuse me. Uh, I mean I'm probably just gonna keep this. He hit? How? Like, don't
I deserve this win? Like, come on man! I don't get it. How often does open, like, does open
actually make it out? Not very often. I mean the only reason I went out is in Swordsmiths
There's OP, Swordsmith and Staffsmith.
You just have three items, three items.
Oh, I can't hold the mouth bite.
You did it, still brother.
I mean, what, I'm supposed to just sit here?
Oh yeah, one life, let me just sit here.
And yeah, in fact, like level 10, don't think so.
Let's just sit here and hold the mouth bite.
He's 12 of a mouth bite, yeah, don't worry about my game.
I'm just gonna sit here and hold the mouth bite.
Like bro, it's just I'm the one who's lose streaking.
I'm lose streaking without me.
Like I actually deserve this fucking,
Oh my god...
I'm sitting here starting the game 4-1 with 22 HP.
Don't worry, let me be the one to deny 3 star 4 cost when I'm fucking 22 HP on 4-1.
Yo, my bad.
That looks like a pro. Fucking rage bait.
Especially it's some rage bait.
Yes, he hit, he hit two more mouth bites with ten gold man, like it's actually a bad
beat man.
I actually deserved this for his arm, yeah.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I need to take a shower, since he dropped a 2.0 nuke today, what about you?
Bro, I need to take a shower. All right, when Sarah wakes up, I'm going to turn off Cam,
and then Sarah's going to play 10 minutes for me, and then I'm going to take a shower.
All right.
All right.
Ancient sub.
Moose stick.
She can play five minutes on my account while I take a shower, man.
That's not account sharing.
And also the Camel be off, so how do you know she's playing?
You wouldn't know, buddy.
I mean, I said, but I was joking, man.
It was a joke.
Bro, that's not account sharing.
Like is that actually account sharing that I just go take a shower and she just plays
five minutes so you guys are not just sitting here wasting fucking- like I mean it is account
sharing but I don't think it's banable account sharing.
There's no way.
There's actually no way.
Someone reporting you for sure.
Okay, I mean report me.
I mean, I don't think this is vandal.
If anything, I'm, like the people, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Like I would rather you guys not to sit here and just stare at a fucking blink screen for
ten minutes while I take a shower than I should have showered before the stream.
but I was too tilted that it was double digits.
So I had to just queue immediately.
I mean, I was actually gonna go add links to my watch,
but then that's why I bolted up,
because the store closed at seven,
and then I searched up the hours,
and then it closed, it's closed because of Labor Day.
Oh my God, this fucking worthless ass holiday, man.
Labor Day.
If this, it has to be U.S. only,
This colony is a...
Ah, fucking rage bay.
Rage bay.
Labor bay.
Also...
Labor bay.
Labor bay.
Where is...
Like a buco.
I'm not playing this either, I'll be here. And a lot of yet.
And a lot of yet.
Both of you.
Alright, give me the Kabukko and it's in the- Okay, just give me the Kabukko and it's in the game.
Kabukko game's over.
Okay, I'll search for probably Shenmue on 2AV, whatever. Both of you, Rod.
Three 2Cloud champions, 12Volks, quicks, shrieks, Pandora's items, fishes, and virtue, extra purple.
I mean, I can roll for Kabukko.
And then just not roll for the whole game.
but also this increase is just like cheaper and better
I don't get it how is this game bought portable is anyone know
Is it stronger than that side?
How how is this game off horrible it's not
You're being vocal
I think I can do more damage.
This is bad, this guy has 30 tanks.
This guy did not have 30 tanks.
Oh, a mushroom! Oh, a free roll!
I didn't kill a single unit.
I got one.
Okay, I knew it. I was like, why the fuck is this so tanky?
Nothing can hold me back.
Oh, there's, uh, what's it called?
play weaker it's the same amount of gold if I win I think I actually gain a gold
because if I lose I don't gain the gold and then I it's still a fucking force
man and this board I'm not fucking playing with her
I mean I can play Redside but I can also play
I mean do I just want to double over Redside then and then I just suck some idiot
I get Amp on Teemo and HP whole board.
I mean, I do have quick streaks, so I actually, like, I'm never going to be too part of this game.
I mean, I can also just play Karma.
a little bit more AP and then now I don't want to sack the day or two yet but I can
also play Rek'Sai but then I don't really want to sack anything
okay honestly I'm looking at this why don't I just let Rek'Sai fill the sack
I was scaling the sparking anyway. Let's see.
How much does a scene scale? 15?
15 every how often?
What's the time on this even?
1, 2...
It's definitely longer than 4 seconds.
Oh, it's every auto.
Okay, so it's like... I mean, he has to auto 4 times.
So every 4 hours you gain 15.
I mean, I could start the Rambus.
I got a little HP.
Spectraloth, Rod, Woodstaff, Rod.
Bro, look at my spot, man.
It's just another guaranteed top four.
Shit, it's so boring, man.
I can't. It's just so fucking boring.
Uh, wait? Is that a rabidon?
Okay, well now that I have rabidon...
Uh...
I mean, I'm not gonna stay like this then.
If it'll see it.
The spryken? What is this? Vanguard juggernaut?
I mean, Fiddlesticks should probably be on the board. I-I-I-I like how?
I can also just drop Teemo and drop...
No?
How does Teemo get on the board?
Or Fiddlesticks get on the board?
Oh, fuck this unit, man. Alright.
Uh, what is this, useless, useless, useless, little stick?
You woke me up like three times?
Oh, shit!
Oh, sorry!
I mean, it's Leona too, it's not like I'm actually using that as a hex.
Sacking of like I was willing to sack a baby or one for 150 HV whole word, but now it's vaguer to like it. I mean, it's not like it does nothing
Closes his door after he wakes me up wait, I need to uh, I was I needed to take a shower
in a copy of the first champion to die. I mean that's little too...
Oh, can I make Econ?
Is this even that much worse?
I think this is why I can't play four defender in a game.
I'm pretty sure I just want to play four defender in a game.
Okay, well if I lose this round...
I mean, I don't want to play four defender in a game.
If I lose this round, it's just G.
This guy has one gold. I lost. I fucking lost.
Vine too!
My Fiddlestick did it all single time.
Okay, oh he has no other item sign man. Come on.
A mushroom.
Hello?
He has a vine too with an item sign man.
Bro, like I win this round it's a guaranteed 10 streak man I'm one defender off of four
defender I fiddled two with entirety.
I mean it doesn't matter like this quick streak is so OP.
Is there a defender?
Okay there is a defender.
Okay, there is a defender.
Oh, I was just sold this.
Oh, god.
That was like 33-convenu-trolls.
Loki Fiddled Reign?
Oh, god.
Bell.
I have voice-having, yeah, but it's not a problem probably anymore because I have Fiddle 2.
If I don't have Fiddle 2, then my problem sucks, but I mean that's for not just dropping this idiot and there's no place for a defender.
That was really fun.
Now I lose one gold like the previous turn, the whole of the Onidio, but now my stage 3 is just a new one.
Alright.
I mean, how poor am I?
I feel like I'm not taking this, I'm not taking that.
I mean, honestly, items here are not even that bad.
I don't know how rich I am, though.
I feel like I'm pretty poor.
I mean, this is like, I can go either way, and then the highs of this higher than the
low, like the mediums of this.
Like, if I get HP, that's kind of bad.
If I get gold, it's fine.
Yeah, whatever, fucking.
5, 6, 2, what is that?
OOOOOH!
Okay!
I mean that's pretty good.
I mean 4 components.
That is a steal.
Alright, fuck you and...
Alright, it's a decoy, I'll go to this lobby.
Uh, EA's Rod Rod, Hodge sign, what the fuck is this guy doing?
Uh, T2 Hunter, Last Whisperer.
Okay, decoy looks pretty fucking bad.
I mean let's make a BT and then we'll forge a hook.
Oh, full large oil.
I can't.
I can't.
And I'll probably save this cloak for adaptive.
All right, well, I mean, my game is, oh, shoo.
I mean, I'm a four defender with three and a middle stick.
I am kind of four though.
Yo, yo, yo!
Yo!
Can I get M in medicine? No.
I just woke up to my parents calling and then I just started screaming.
If you win the next player, how do I gain a random component?
Bro, if I lose this round, though, is my game not over?
I mean, I beat...
I need to work wolf though.
Roll.
I mean, I guess I'm an automatic opponent.
I mean, I actually can't.
Or my game is legit over.
I don't even think I'm strong.
Am I even strong here?
I should have sold the door because I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to try to play S.E.T.R.S. this game.
Wait, no, I didn't know when she got the medicine.
Bro, I lost the component, man.
I was worried about the Merc wolf guy that he would just scan my fucking demo and I'm just dead.
Oh no, and now I'm broke.
Or now I don't have the third item
Wait what I gave it to her when oh
Wait, I did give it to her
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, it's a Dior streaming.
Ahhhh.
Alright.
I mean, my items look pretty good.
Adaptive Void of Rabbidon's Wormon's BT Garboil.
Okay, so why not hold this Zorik?
I mean, am I actually, like, can I even play what's called this game?
I'm pretty sure if I try to play Malphite from this econ, I am 8th.
But actually, maybe not.
I mean I don't know if that many people are even playing Malphite this game.
I mean I can also play like set, like R.E., R.E.
Delana.
I mean I almost see what I hit.
Alright if I win this next round, my econ is fine.
If I lose this next round, the game is over.
I'll move the BT to some idiot eventually, probably cannon if I find cannon, but there's
nothing wrong with BT, my way for a little bit.
Okay, should I just buy this for insurance, or am I just gonna win anyway?
Let me see, can I level and make...
Let me see.
The first champion to die, 9...
Bro, am I just gonna win anyway, bro?
I'm gonna see the gold.
We're gone. I mean if that was in my shop I would have played Morgana over this man.
You bought me right
How's it looking I mean I'm pretty sure I won
My front line isn't seen and
All right, that's
We should have this team was from three troops I mean, I could please I could please said
already we're gonna I mean I'm kind of poor.
I'm how much tank is this 20 MR 25% maximum shield.
I'm kind of poor.
I did 6th Street though, so it helps a lot.
And I already have one copy of both, and I can't even sell because I can't easily play
these.
I'm as afforded as a BSWORD.
I mean, how many things do I have a lot?
They call me Charlie. They're right.
Belt. Belt? GG!
Uh, okay, well I can go JG.
Uh, do you want mo- I'm not that hungry, but uh, you can order.
I can go JG, play off a bow.
I can- I can hit the leftovers.
JG playoff of both.
Okay, I mean if I win this round I'm not actually back, because I'm not even that poor anymore.
And I'm way closer to...I mean I can't even roll that much though.
I'm fucking broke.
I am fucking broke.
I mean I am on an 8 streak.
That's pretty good.
And I have 3-3 rolls. Oh, I'm not even at 4. 52 to level. I'm at like 70... 73?
Is it 73? 73. 52 to level. That's 21 plus. So I'm basically level 830 and I have a fill 2 on board.
Alright, it's not even that bad.
Sweet treats, soul awakening.
Hold the line, commerce core.
Bro, Baron's lair?
Bro, do I even need the money?
Bro, fuck it. I don't need the money. I'm pretty sure I don't have to roll that much.
Should I just buy this?
No, I need some money.
All right, I'm done rolling.
I'm done rolling. Okay, but it's fine. It's actually fine.
my benches is very expensive what is this over stupid as the owner can I play a
mule mule maybe can I play set as year no I mean I'm pretty sure I'm always
going to set already more on this game of course of course of course
Oh, another shroom!
I lose Baron's Lair on me, but you actually have Frontline is so broken.
My entire board is one star, but this is not a problem.
And free roll GD.
Set, Krug, this, Ari, and then I have a Karma that I can play over someone, and I'm something
really a pair.
Can I really self-wield a pair?
Okay, I'm choosing early in.
I cannot.
Adaptive
GG rabbit-ons
Void bramble bow
From that state on a fucking a Timo I mean I could actually play lily up on a second probably just sell because I can just sell the fiddle stick
I should I could I could just open cell fiddle six here for sure
I mean it's not bad though
and I got one shot and now I'm screwed.
Bro, what the fuck are you doing this man?
Am I actually pipping back to these?
Do I even care about what I'm doing?
I mean it's one mold, fuck it.
I'm pretty sure I could actually win this with Teemo because I can hit the backline.
I mean it's actually about the...
Okay, there's nothing in that.
I mean, I can also, okay, honestly, I can just drop karma and not play Blossom, and then I can drop this as well.
I mean, I can also just open sell, but I don't even want to play this fucking pebbles, some dog shit ass, and some other dog.
should I just be willing to play
are you paired?
okay set to so I have to play
okay I'm just gonna tell you something
What was that talking about?
I'm gonna go play it.
Okay, Blossom Blocks.
I'm sure that I'm playing a Blossom Blocks on my board.
What is this frontline?
What is this frontline?
Okay.
How do I hold Taric?
Am I just not playing this?
I'm sure that I played Taric.
Should I just not play Ramana?
My frontline is ass.
Uhhhh...
I mean, I don't even want to play...
So this Blossom Lux is not even good.
But...
Draven another Draven
Also, I'm using the HP here, but if I get wrapped on the right it's instant GD. Oh nice
Have a fucking pedals on my board
Well, should I just drop this either but it doesn't work actually live with this
And I can roll twice he's right and GD
I
Were actually let's go to this and I'm just not playing
I've heard I've run over Lux. Oh, oh, probably it's also there. I mean, the thing is I can
sell I can sell the Ivan pair and I can just roll Morgana pairs I repair or Morgana pair
Yes, but I mean I need to get the fuck off of something. I had a fucking a pebbles on
my board. Like the moment you find characters, no way you're ever playing
stupid ass pebbles. But also like, hello? Where are these fucking units? Hello? Hello?
Okay, I think those sunbar game? Is that good? No? Automata components! Bro! This
fucking game, man!
Okay, RE2, that's pretty good.
Bro, fuck you.
One more old GV.
I angle red buggy, eh?
Alright, how many more gauntlets I've got?
I mean, as soon as I hit this board, it's my board actually crazy.
Automatic components.
I was probably just going to have to go through to the right turn.
It's good, it's good.
Nice.
Alright, and now I just go 9 and then if I hit, like I can also drop this for a Looney
and I can drop nothing.
I mean I can drop this for a gnar.
This for a gnar, this for a Looney.
I'm pretty sure there's a gnar in my shop earlier.
Maybe it wasn't, maybe it was for this game.
Alright.
Don't you dare complain. I mean I'm not gonna complain. I mean I think isn't the skill actually
just knowing that like I'm pretty sure if I'm stuck on 8 with Baron's lair it's better
than going 9 with commerce core and I like I had enough HP to like I had enough HP to
just like kind of just lose some rounds while I get my board. Like isn't this Baron's lair
They're all just fucking broken.
My frontline was like pretty okay.
Okay, well I have...
Alright, how do I face my... Is that BF Chain? I mean, I don't even mind.
Okay, let me go Morello Void for sure.
Is it always Morello Void? Is it actually Vobo?
Cause I have... I rather see like how many toys do we have Vos.
Alright, Marullo Void, GG, Adaptive, okay let me, and then I'll build off of this.
I think I ended up with the same items.
I think I ended up, I think I, so they got a Starrac instead of a fucking BT.
Alright
This iron, too, uh, uh, my items are terrible.
Whatever. Maybe I can play like some, some, every 26, for 26 and you're, I'm not even
I'm rolling for anything?
I mean I'm rolling for rock but then I can't go 9.
And I kinda wanna go 9.
Bro fuck the rock team man.
But it's 5 blocking the Whistler in every shot, 30, 8, 3, 8, B, and then I just go 9
for some heat.
I'm playing Bramble Vest against 4, 8 people.
Oh my god.
Alright, that.
Bro, 8 hitting 9 this game, really? I will be 9 on 6-1 probably.
I mean, low key I could just go 9 for a random ass fucking bramble back.
But it's kind of expensive and I won't even be able to go 9 and I just go Serax, Titans, Brambleback.
I mean like lowkey it might actually be like my cheapest upgrade.
I can also just drop, drop and drop all the Wathons.
And also like if I just find one gnar I can just put these items on gnar.
But like do I really sell a Krug 2 ever this game?
Probably not.
low key I just played four brawlers game and I just dropped this stupid ass
luxe I'm never hitting lots to the game what happened to my board
excuse me
what the fuck happened
I probably just won't hold, I'm not trying to place this idiot, but maybe it's actually
fine too, and now if I know where I'm going to go.
32, is this the strongest in lobby?
Yeah, actually there's a Master E3.
That was Radiant DB, Nidalee 1 though.
48 to level at stock one it's 44
I mean I can level this turn for a bramble back
Bro, I might as well just sap one man.
Bro, this actually could change the fight though, like it's not even that bad.
Alright, I mean it's not even that bad.
Alright, call me.
I'm gonna ask for the items Yeah, they got one shot
I think even if I lose, if that brambleback is the difference of like 1 HP, it could be
the game.
It's not 17 HP, which could easily be 2 lives.
I'm just going for Charm of Return.
Oh, that's pretty welcome.
I could put it on this and then give mana and that's not real.
I'm just hitting these ult once, and then it's his GV.
And my entire board's dead.
I've got two ult's off, that's pretty good.
Okay, my board died before I even got my third RAT, so that's actually crazy.
What the fuck?
Alright, do I beat this guy?
I'm dead?
I'm dead?
That was a 5-0?
I mean, do I beat this guy?
No.
Do I beat this guy?
No.
I mean, that's a good third.
Sheet to lose.
I'm not struggling. I'm not struggling in Masters, man. Like, the moment I actually start trying,
which I am now, I'm just going through fucking skyrocket and LP, man. I mean, 5, 4, 2, 3.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
Also, this game was supposed to be a first. I got fucking scammed.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I stream for, you know I subbed 15 hours last night, for like 14 hours or some shit?
I subbed so much I'm tired.
Oh, I'm too weak.
Aw.
Don't care, didn't ask.
I'm in the mask.
All right.
I'm in masters.
That's it, I'm not slipping into your rent one just because you promised, I guarantee
I'll be like 800 LP tonight.
Like I'm actually playing the game today.
It's just gonna be fucking 20 top 5s in a row.
Not a single bot 3.
Low roll is 5th.
Hyrule is first or second and then I just non-stop farm third and fourths, all right.
Doesn't get better than this.
Maybe I start dealing with spreading roots into a tense streak. Warpath into a tense streak.
5 coming to 1. Maybe a few artifact to ease and that's already a 2.7 ADP.
Casio Pia!
I've got him Casio Pia!
This shop just lost my ADP by like...
It probably tanked my ADP by like one.
This shop is so bad.
What the fuck is this?
Camille, please?
I'm not fucking rolling, this coventry is not good man.
It's good, but it's not even broken, like it's fine.
If you have no opener, Coven kind of bells you out.
It doesn't bell you out, but like it does you open opener I guess.
I'm excited to roll.
I mean I can also do the patience 95 loss.
But it's amazing so I can guarantee Camille.
And then I'm gonna see other people open spreading roots to Quindy Graves strong.
spreading roots no Camille the friend of two cars transforms I don't even want to
take this
there Camille in the shop
I mean it doesn't really matter bro cover this is not actually good man it's so
fucking nerfed. Or like the catch-out trade I said is so fucking nerfed. Even if you
like let's say you only have three coven, if you fucking 10 loss and catch-out, like
you're lucky to even catch out 1v5. You have to get 4 coming in like 8 times. And if you
roll 4, you're pretty dead man. Also there's two spreading roots in the lobby, I think
I'm screwed. My catch-out is just gonna be worse than spreading roots anyway. GG.
Rengar with Gensufei Rengar on 2-1. Well that's not guaranteed top 4. What a fucking surprise, man.
Yay.
You know, can I make? Can I make?
Rapid plus one, tribal spell Leva, cluttered, Kraken BF, Hunter Vanguard, patient studying
to not sure and then probably just K plus one. Alright, I mean I'm pretty sure I'm just
playing AP this game. There's like 30 fucking AD players.
I would have showed him player on belt.
I'm going to go rob him and get the gargoyle.
I kind of need some rods though.
Am I lost, locked?
Rengar!
Spreading Roots, Rangar 2, Cluttered Mind, Patient Study, Rangar, Kraken, P.F., Ginsu,
Fei, Rangar, Spreading Roots, Vanguard Hunter.
What the fuck?
Alright.
I mean the good news is with this Rangar 2 he's probably going to play for 5 loss or
he's not playing for 5 loss.
So I can get the 5 loss I guess.
I'll jump.
I'll jump.
I think I'll go rod or chain, I'm good.
So I'll just run.
I'm playing AP for sure.
3 cost Rod, what's the chain on? 2 cost? Is there a lease? No.
Alright, I mean 3 cost Rod and I'm swinging AP. Alright, well, hope I hit Malphite this game.
I think at most I'm one-way contestant Malphite. At most, one-way contestant Malphite.
So, uh, yeah, I mean if I don't hit, I'm bad.
AD, AD, AD, not sure, but I don't even think he's playing Malphite because he made a fucking
adaptive before anything, I'm not really sure but he's both close to BF, there's Primal
Spell Leva with a bow and then this guy is Rapid plus one.
Alright well, I mean if I miss here, that is unlucky.
I mean it's probably all the children trying to kill this BS ward.
I'm just trying to kill one of them.
I mean I'm pretty sure I'm guaranteed 5 loss because this guy's going to streak and
I mean I would say this game looks pretty solid this guy has a rapid fire
Rengar 2 with a Staraff. Moose streak roll on 4-2 for mouth mouth one
Zyra one half it I have to lose for this game look at this lobby there's two
spreading roots rain guard to maybe there's one person I can beat one if I
just make everything that sounds like that what if what all right two re-rolls
At least... no.
Uhhhh...
There's no way you can be 82-4 lost, right?
I mean, I'm getting kind of scared.
That doesn't taste fucking good.
I was not even dragged.
He's opening.
He opened.
He was 82-5 lost.
Bro, if I fought him, my game was over.
Alright, well I kept my 5 loss and I have Coven, that's pretty good.
Malphite next shop.
Not quite.
Ravager.
Okay, I mean, myself that's pretty good.
I get a little bit of a covering cash out, and my items are really good.
I mean, I have, like, the event's not good, but Shogun's fine, and then I've robbed out.
So you guys are pretty good.
Alright, Chain of Glok.
I just need one copy of Chain of Glok.
Oh, it's yours fine, chain of lobes?
Okay, I mean my items are fine.
Except I don't have a fucking chain of lobes.
What the fuck?
I need one EXP for each enemy that dies.
I just didn't kill one to break you, man.
I'm sure they didn't kill one.
And I see a unit on my job and I get one.
No.
Alright, what is the least amount of damage?
I want it to be a little more.
What the fuck is this thing?
I mean, I killed one, that's pretty good, you didn't even get two.
No, I have patient studies, the EFC doesn't fucking matter man.
I mean Pandora's is pretty good because I can get, well I feel like rolling for days
is also really good.
I mean surely if I cash out I can cash out a chain or a cloak.
And then this I can just roll for charm if I can get Blossom in.
What does this do?
I mean I can roll once for charm right now.
But when I want to cast it it's two-starred.
I cannot. Also I should probably not stack this.
Now my cast it was two-starred.
I can't.
Also, I think I won.
They said I have a single item slam.
I mean, it's kind of fine because I can just level up and try to make sure I'm not in the
turn.
Hopefully he kills with my shit or so.
Can he kill my trash?
Hello?
Okay, one more fuck.
Oh my, I lost like a free fucking two more gold man.
I can't.
I mean, I can just catch up 130 in this game and it's pretty okay.
Azir.
I need one gold for each champion that you kill.
I mean I'm pretty sure I want to play Blossom on my board as well, this is my board, am
I killing a single unit?
Cause I can roll for Blossom charms, am I killing a single unit here?
Okay I mean I'm pretty sure it's like this, that's pretty good.
How much is this Charm worth?
Two?
Okay, I think one to break even, man.
Just one to break even, but preferably three.
Aw, man.
Okay, I mean, it's fine.
I killed two, and then now I cash out.
Now I just make a new board.
And this is like a lease in my shop.
All right, I mean, I need a Chain of Cloak.
I mean, I can't even take that, for fuck's sake, I'm in, Chain or Cloak?
Recaw's Chain?
This is my spot?
I mean, okay, I mean, there's zero Malfights on which is good, and my items are like, okay,
I guess, I just need a cloak or buy a hundred shit.
I have patient study 11 free rolls or free rolls.
All right.
Okay, rock tier chain, Rabidon's play around.
165 lose, I mean that's just free insurance.
Is there a defender anywhere?
Do I not have a Defender?
I don't have a Defender.
Are you serious?
I need 6 ESPQ moves.
Do I even lose this?
I mean, I'm not for a good loss.
I didn't kill a single unit.
That's okay.
I mean, I'm gonna be a rich as fuck, man.
For the next three player combat,
you lose game 60 XP.
I win, I save HP, I lose, I gain 60 XP.
And then I'm rolling infinite fucking golden GD.
And then GD.
I might as well keep this on the board.
I don't know what's going to happen to that.
This is Giga-Afe. My spot's not even bad. What's wrong with my spot? I don't get it.
I'm so rich. My items are insane. Shoujin, I cash out a rod and a tear. I'm rich as fuck.
I mean I'm the richest of the lobby by far and I'm easily three lives. Last time I started
of a 21 HP playing AD and I was and I went I was supposed to go first but I didn't go
first but I mean that's because he hit Malfoy 3 and I would have won that game as
well. Well the HP doesn't fucking matter man just just wait. I mean this is fucking useless
also you don't have to play this because it's guaranteed. I mean I can just open
It's a 28 to level, 8 rolls for free.
Alright, I don't have a Yorick.
Is that okay?
No Yorick?
I mean I have redemption player on chain.
I probably will be making that.
Another tears is always redemption.
I don't have a Breville Vest.
Ashbeard.
Dyrotube, Biddle-2.
Set, Morgana.
I need to be itemizing this.
Okay, so how do I play?
Am I just going to double this play around?
Alright.
I mean, I'm paired on what's it called.
I don't have to play the thing, if I found...
I just got level 8 all in, didn't kill a single unit.
I mean, I fiddled too...
I don't fucking worth this ass cog now and we're gone on my board, so I don't have Doric,
and then it's really bad because I have Xyra too.
I mean, I could hold the fucking dumbass...
...and then hold the dumbass momma beak.
Is that good? A momma beak?
Can I just get a fucking Yorick, please?
Is that a cloak?
Can I just get a fucking Yorick?
Oh, Yorick.
GG.
Oh, do I want to go stephouse and visit something else?
I'm very probably best
I don't really want to roll anymore
But I don't really want to make that because I probably should just go some fire because I'm not
Gonna hit Ken in this game
And I'm not hitting Ken in
I could also just go tg half sunbar, but I'm not selling lilia 2 for a shetman.
I think I'm good.
I can just build a fucking sunbar gate.
But I think I would rather go tg.
Soraka pair against TG Soraka until Kennen. I mean, don't I actually make it to...
What's it called anyway?
Like, from this spot, I'm pretty sure I make it to Kennen.
I mean, I have patient study, making 10,
Strop or charm twice.
Oh, jeez, well...
That was a roll for me charm. Okay, well now I'm kind of down to just go for
Also, I could just sac lily to with these are my items
Maybe it's worth it goes I have a double visage like double visage and I sacked the juice
maybe I'm bad to go tg just because I love
I mean, I am rich as fuck this game, I mean, I'm actually pretty close to nine, that's
Calvin you better who the fuck is Calvin oh actually there's a cannon with a bow is
that good I mean I think I'll be taking the
cannon with the bow is that good is this good I mean throw cannons broken but I don't
You want the stupid ass bow man?
Oh my god, Junji, what the fuck?
I guess three executioner and infernal in
Do I even want to go Titans?
This Titans on I'm can't even do anything
Like I could go step-fast player on bow, but like I might as well like not really I don't really want to distribute the phone
I don't want more front line
I'm guaranteed to make it to 9, it is what it is.
Like Bo could easily Nashor through, Chain is easily GA, and then Glove could easily
be TG if I want to go like TG Kennen and then go for like GA plus 3 of them Soraka.
Like I mean whatever.
If I lose I lose man.
I don't fucking care.
I don't fucking care
I said you know what we're not send us and get warm on set fast and get oh
Maybe oh, I don't I don't remember oh
No, no, no, it's because no, no, it's because I slam before this and then I got gone away from it. Oh wait. Oh, I don't remember
I don't remember, maybe it's, maybe it's I didn't have empty, whatever the fuck.
I can also level for Ezreal to his chief.
I don't know how chief it is though.
Oh yeah, I do have half last with Spa.
Maybe it's actually worth it.
Like, gogluv play around the chain.
I'm not sure if music here is actually being sung sometimes, it's not over.
This guy is playing 5 Rapid Fire.
I mean the good news is, I'm still 2 lives, right?
I mean, my probably just died in 1 second.
Alright, nice. Okay, I'm still 2 lives.
Alright.
I mean, this should just one shot your frontline instantly, man.
Oh, god.
My Muffler died in one millisecond.
Alright.
Bo-Chain Glove.
Bo-Chain Glove.
Ivor, Lillia.
Go chain glove.
Go chain glove.
What's the relation between something, something that can't remen-
Man, I'm too lazy. Don't care. And what I guess.
Rod, rod, rod, rod, rod, rod, rod, rod.
48 to level.
All four cost champions, I can hit a mumu too, is that good?
If I level, can I roll twice or charm?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I mean, I can go TG, play around.
I could also reforge.
Yeah, surely you can't low roll, man.
I low rolled.
I low rolled.
I was I could have just made crown guard man. I fucking love you, man
I should have also just waited before before you because I could have went oh
It would have been crap in it. Okay. I mean I can just spark some idiot in my one life. I got wrapped by Master E
Hello
I'm gonna use no anti-heal and a two-in-a-siver.
Holy shit!
Alright, bet!
Bro, the Sriracha didn't even do anything!
Hi-T!
Yeah, fuck you!
Don't care!
Don't care!
I mean I couldn't get into this.
I'm surrounded to no one fucking cares man.
I could sell for 20 something gold. How much does it sell for? 22 gold?
I mean, now that I have Spark, like, I'm pretty sure I should have been to this.
He's right.
He's right.
3x4, I mean, it sells for 11 times 2, man.
Yeah, let's just keep this stupid ass Soraka instead of getting 20 gold for free.
My bad.
Oh, that's weird.
It's a fucking Soraka dip.
Huh.
That's really weird.
Huh.
Don't worry, we can have Soraka too instead.
And I can just go... Void Staff Spark on Kennen plus 1, and then TG some idiot.
And I don't really care about...
There's no way that's stronger, really?
I'm putting a utility item on another unit when I already have Spark as-
really? I take the utility item off of my carry and then that's that's that's that's
One off of all...
There's Coven, there's Crown Guard... Wait!
G?!
G! GG! GG!
I can't
I mean she's pretty good man, it's rocket to primal logs is that good
Adaptive, whatever it's called, I mean I might as well just TG this with this one-star GA,
spark, TJB, you can see Shogun Void and then I'll just grab it onto this, or if I do that
then I feel like I have no baseline damage, fuck that.
Alright, and then I'll just move the voids up and go with the third item, third item cannon.
Move my board.
What is this guy's six-band guard?
How come I'm not killing a single unit?
I mean, Zyra is ramp.
This is like a 6 Vanguard?
Why is it so tanky?
Yes, 6 Vanguard.
What does that even do?
40% mass health gain, 5% durability while shielded.
Is that good?
I mean, there is a loony paired.
Also Nashor Tooth.
And I just don't buy a charm this turn.
I don't even know what the fuck my items are, but all I know is I should have a forced
I mean, is this adaptive plus...adaptive plus a Kinsu? Alright, and then I'll move.
I lost my anti-MR! I don't have voids back here!
I don't have anti-
I thought-
I- I- I had- I-
I- I'll teach you a little bit, hang on items.
I don't have anti-mr, excuse me, I don't have anti-mr.
I still don't have anti-mr.
I mean, do I even need anti-MR?
Also like this Zyra Pocky, man.
Alright, adaptive.
One Gensu over here.
No.
Adaptive Shoujin.
Gensu, adaptive Shoujin.
Get one cast.
GA and then I just go fucking dumbass into it and just carry this now.
Alright.
Oh, oh, oh.
Alright.
So where is my anti-MR?
I believe I don't have anti-MR.
Hello?
So when I win this game with ANTI AMAR-
CogMau!
Oh ok, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, wait, wait.
Alright, where's the CogMau?
Oh, I lost E-Cog for this.
Ah, shit.
Oh, this is not even that good.
Also, out of- okay, also...
Okay, am I close to leveling for CogMau?
Oh please, please, I'm making the combo out of G&G man. My items are so good.
This Kenan is legit unkillable with GA. And then I have this scaling as well.
And then I have the GA Kenan is just straight up a 30k damage nuke.
Please, please.
Sporty to level.
I mean, surely I'm going to be this guy. This guy is a fucking bramble best.
And look at my Kenan ult.
Look at this a Moomawald.
Okay, got it. Okay.
What happened to my entire board?
I don't have anti-amor! I don't have anti-amor, please!
No!
No!
I would have to sell two units, bro, fuck this Iron Man.
Alright, alright.
And then, and then what do I play?
Shed for Defender?
Alright.
Bro, fuck this Iron Man, it's, okay, also I can drop this stupid as your rig.
Bro, the Cybert, guys, the Cybert doesn't do anything.
What does the Cybert do?
Look at this last fight.
Tell me what Zyra does. Oh I can't see, I can't see. It's Summoner. Who cares? Who cares? Who cares?
It's Summoner for Azir and now I can open up the Yorick from Outkai.
It's if this guy is playing a fucking abuse build, he's playing fucking Rapid Plus 1 man.
Like oh no, Zyra dipped, Zyra dipped. No it's not man. He's playing this fucking abuse shit man.
Oh my no!
Guys, nothing beats this shit. Like, when your frontline is upgraded and you have this, how can I win?
This guy loaded in with Rengar 2 on 2-1 with Rapid Plus 1. Listen, what does Zyra do here?
It was a Ginsu Zyra, but now I have anti-MR and with anti-MR, like, just look man, now it only shreds in 3.9k in the previous fight.
10k. Unless you think this stupid ass Zyber is making the difference of 10k fucking health,
which it's not. Also this shit, when you have the frontline upgraded, he's level 950 gold,
5 rapid fire. The fight starts and my entire board is gone instantly.
Oh, God. I have no anti-MR.
I have no anti-MR.
I have no anti-emma. I have no anti-emma.
Why are we playing Jorg won the entire game over Malachi in 4-2? Oh, I don't know.
Cause for the entirety of stage 4 and stage 5, my carry was Zybra.
Oh ho ho! Damn!
Giving damage to my Zybra when I have a melt by 2 frontline?
Oh! When my tank is already full build?
God forbid I index in some damage!
oh damn why is so condescending man that was a real question
Oh, god, I'm tired.
No need to be brood, man!
All right, sorry. It's because you are never going to go for items on Malchi.
And the only time Malchi is going to be stronger than 3 Summoner is after you make it to Malchi 2,
but it's not worth being weaker for the entirety of Stage 4 and Stage 5, especially when I'm 2 lives.
If my main carry is Xyra 2, I need to give Xyra Summoner, but after I move items to Illumi,
Now I don't mind dropping the summoner because now I'm not main carries Zybra
But at the end did I have enough money to go for something over the your Rick? No
STF you press your tier two. I'm joining you soon. I think
I mean 20 what are I play like 20th like I don't know what I play
All I know is, I think I tied my worst possible placement over 10 tournaments.
See?
Your mom's showing me back right now.
Listen.
You are just hard stuck to your cue.
It is what it is.
You think if you showed Colk, you would have placed higher? Probably not.
Pressment doesn't even try anymore, Sash. Yes, man. Pressment has played a total of 10 games and said he doesn't even care anymore.
So how come we, how come Milford tires and he doesn't try and then after we're about
to win with their soap, now Pressman just is all complacent and shit?
Hmm.
I think I found the problem actually.
I think I know why we lost the movie star.
We knew already.
What was it, me?
Oh, we know why, buddy.
Yeah, we don't want, or I don't want as well.
Rengar?
What, what the completed item, man?
Oh, GG.
Rengar, I can't.
This is Rengar unit, bro.
If I get a bow here, the game's just instantly over, man.
Please.
One bow GG, one bow GG. Also I caught out on a hard force of a closets for your whole game.
I'm trying to play some closets.
One bow GG, oh gee.
Gee, gee, gee. No, I will not be playing fucking dumb ass closets this game.
I just, I just win streak off this fucking Rengar for the entirety of stage 3 and stage 3 and the end of the game is over.
Okay, I have Gensu plus this, and I can't.
Is there a defender?
Double, like I'm a double Niko when I instantly win the game.
Double Niko? I just instantly make Rengar 2 and I'm just straight to 9. And GG. Aw, great
man. How does that share a trait with that emblem game 30% in taxis? Is this even good?
Oh, I mean that's actually fine.
Okay, so why is my board so ass?
There could have been another DB in there.
Badge.
And now I'm broke.
And I just play some like AD shit.
You can see lots of sort of EV.
It's probably always gonna lose the trait ladder.
I'm gonna try to make it Draven.
Yeah, I'm coming is that good
All right, the soju ever think thinks the subs if you sub doggo, I will be thinking you how about that
all right
You're a sub
How is this this stupid ass ram is all team again man, okay, I don't know why I'm bitchin. I don't allow them to
Alright, Alistar?
Aw, I mean I'm getting too gold guaranteed.
And no matter why I'm making 20, that's rent bucket.
I should probably scout and see...
That guy's Rapid Plus One, what the fuck?
Treat ladder Rapid Plus One, you motherfucker man.
Level five I can't.
Treat ladder.
Scan!
Wait what?
Scan! Wait, what? Oh, Doggo, one more round! I got you, bro! Yo, thank you for the sub, Doggo!
That's two, and that's pretty good.
I bet. I mean, I might just end the game with Rengar on my board if the stacks keep looking like this.
Treat treat treat ladder flexible treat ladder yeah here you go pan pan spat what
the fuck what the fuck is this
what about even make fucking blackboard plus one bro what great the
chains gone man oh my god I mean I could go Storac and I should just finish
I mean, I would say this spot is probably a third unless I make it to like full legendary
Draven 2 with...
What the... what the fuck?
Full legendary like Draven 2 or some shit.
I mean there's like 3, there's a 1 trait tree and then there's 2 trait ladders and they all just got spat to the board.
And also there's rapid plus 1 fucking trait tree.
Like I mean...
I mean if I 5th trait here and then a natural ring or 2 I can win.
But I need a 5th trait and then a natural ring or 2.
And I'm probably just ending the game with a train guard in this game.
I mean, how many stacks is that? 16 already?
By the time he falls off, I'll probably have like 50 stacks.
And I also don't have to play Cogmon in this game.
The momma beat.
The momma beat.
How do we get too old, Rengar?
How many stacks is he at?
16.
That's pretty good.
All right.
Do I beat this high?
Probably.
Do I beat this high?
Probably.
Do I beat this high?
Yes.
Rengar, Metamazine, Spraykin.
Bring our metamazine, spryken. Wait, did he get a spat? Oh no, he did. Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, how? It wasn't even first place. Did he even go on spryken plus A? Yes. Wait, did he?
Oh, maybe he, like, warned, warned item to spat. Wait, can the warned artifactinate or whatever
and get rid of the spat? I'm pretty sure he lost a spat, because there's no way this guy didn't go spat on here himself.
I don't care to sell there's actually no the Simba the Simba I can't fuck you and
I mean now I have a carry that can't die and then I'll just have wrangler just
sitting here just trying to farm some stats when he can
I mean this is I mean I'm pretty sure I can go now for driving then with the
ever. Miss WDV. And I'll make a one cost. I mean I can sell this and make this a two
cost but then do I have like
I just don't play Ranger for one turn. I feel like Ranger is probably already better.
But then at Lucy Econ, I feel like Ranger is kind of good though.
I mean this Caitlyn too is fucking useless.
It's useless.
I can just end the game with Rengar.
Probably gonna get my board like 20 AD.
That's pretty good.
Fuck it, Swordogman.
Oh ho ho! Yo, give me the sword on me! And I can go triple DB. Wait?
Sword? Sword? Sword! I mean, I can go Pandora's for another sword.
But then I have to wait the entire stage. I'm not waiting the entire fucking dumbass stage, man.
Killin' Orbs. Talk to you.
Aphelios!
The Blossom plus one, is that good?
I mean, I hate it on Aphelios.
I mean, Aphelios is for sure better than the Steepadasser.
So that would have to sell this two-starred.
Is there a Writhbeast?
Gee what I get?
Fade plus one.
32 to level.
Man I wanted this ring already, but I guess it doesn't really matter that much without this thing.
Hmm.
I mean I could play like...
How many stats does he have?
I would, I'm pretty sure he has like 20...
Oh, there's no Amrillo in this game. There's a striking ring already.
I mean, I just don't know if I want to play, uh...
Why can't I see his stats on bench?
Either way, I kind of want to play towards the Phylios anyway.
I mean, I'm probably going to low on Nexron though.
Like, I can't level the stones I'm going to attack, but I actually don't mind going to the top.
And now I get to play Vanguard on my board, it's Bremmel best of good, what is this Vanguard
plus...
I mean I could also just commit to a side, but I guess I can actually roll flusly from
both sides, I can play this over this, and I could probably just sell these two and meek,
and that way I only hold on to silver and filios, and I'm pretty sure I just ditched
I just don't want to sell Caitlyn too, Caitlyn is pretty good but I could go like Brithbeast
This was that, but then I got out on the air.
They're 27.
Alright, level 730, and then I just sac.
I mean, I just 4-3 and I roll until 1-0-7 or 2 or a failure is 2 and then I just try to open my front line as well and then I just go 9 and then, and then draven.
And then I'm probably still gonna go 3rd because I'm going to lose 2.
Treat ladder, rapid plus 1.
Treat tree with block throw on this floor, plus 1.
Rapid plus 2 with treat ladder.
Ooh.
Ooh.
I mean, I can go another DV, but I can also go, I mean, I should just go another DV.
I was thinking about going IGN Split, but that's what I wanted to do.
There's Nidalee and Kenani.
Okay, well, why even Nidalee?
I mean, how many stats does that have, yeah, 20?
Okay, if I play this over this, what do I lose? Vanguard? Alright.
I'm getting like no DVS as far as I do this though, but...
Oops, okay.
Can I play Kennen on my board?
I could play a Mu Mu Random Kennen.
Oh, am I really losing, Yukon?
I need four takedowns. Four.
I don't know why not farm components, I'm probably gonna end on silver, there's two affiliators.
Like if I decide to farm components I might be able to get like one.
But it's like at the end of the game, let's say it's the automatic bonus, it's not gonna change anything.
And there's like a high chance I'm just gonna end with...
I mean I could play Forfe.
I mean I found a Lillia, what is this?
I mean this is actually a good unit, so I'm going to hand them over.
And then like Lillia is fine, the unit is fine.
But then that means I have to play fucking Zaya, Aphelios.
I mean, I could play Tristana and just commit to Sivir.
I don't have to play Clogging on this game.
Have I ever played Kennen?
I feel like fake Kennen is not even that bad, but I don't want to lose the econ.
How many stacks does he have?
46.
I can't.
80p from this spot?
I mean I wouldn't even know because the thing is there's cheaters in this lobby.
Like my spot, don't get me wrong, my spot is fucking insane.
But I'm pretty sure my win share is not even that high.
I have enough gold to roll for one of these, I might as well hold like Vi, I don't have
I definitely want to hold like a boomeroo in the vending ship, and there's a vi, a fallen
juggernaut, a bow, cloak, cloak, a glove.
I don't really want to go cracking, bow is anti-heal, glove is like, I mean how good
is de-claw in this lobby, is de-claw good, no, no.
Oh, actually, if I have this, I kind of want to keep the phase and the...
Eh.
GZ!
a fucking spell weaver I mean I can end with a I can end with a looney on my
board I guess I can also play like lilia plus what's it called to go nine
Should I hold the fiddle stick? Just in case.
Portable forge? I'm not, I'm just fine.
Launcher light, 700, uplink, verticality.
I don't have a meaning item.
Pan or spatula?
I can go Primal plus two.
Primal plus two, play around the boat.
Oh, I'm not trying to play no fucking Primal plus two, man.
Okay, maybe I should use this, so maybe I just Primal plus two.
All right Nivelly 2, Ophelia was paired, set paired so I just dropped this idiot.
And one roll.
And one roll.
And one roll.
And one roll.
I mean I'm done rolling the moment I hit one of these two.
One silver.
Number one, what's it called? I commit to the other one. And then you do.
Because trait ladder.
Trait ladder, what's it called? I cannot.
Trait ladder, I cannot.
Also, I just realized I don't even hold rabbit plus one.
Ah, this is useless.
Can I find one fucking copy?
Look at my- okay, I'm just gonna sell this fucking.
Okay, surely I'll hold a Malachi.
I can't even sell set frontline.
I mean how do I hold this mouth-eye?
I mean I can just open sell a moomoo. Can I lock this?
What the fuck is this? I'm sitting on my front line pair has been paired for 10 decades. My carry pair has been paired for 10 decades.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Like one upgrade here don't I win every single one of these rounds with the DB?
Also, can I even lock this stupid ass?
Can I even lock this? Throw it fucking mouth and mouth and mouth and whatever the fuck.
Okay, okay, there's a silver with a BS sword.
I don't think... I mean, can I even take that shit?
Yes, okay, well it's gone. Okay, well there's a... okay, well that's gone. Okay?
See?
So what the fuck isn't gone?
I don't even want a tear, but I mean it's rock-paired, man.
I mean, I can't afford to buy this. I should have- Primal plus one. Primal Lux.
LOOK AT MY FRONTLINE!
I don't even have what's-a-call. Okay, also if you break the DB, it's instant GG.
LOOK AT MY FRONTLINE, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, MAN!
I don't even have a rapid fire and then I just drop the silver for buy and then this is my floor
I just drop this my front line. I have been sitting on these pairs for 10 decades, man
Oh my god
I mean at least I hit this okay, it's fine
okay I mean Krug 2 is pretty good a moomoo paired a random forecost okay
why don't we not wrap it fire for this idiot
I mean Krug 2 is Krug 2 so now my friend is even that shit
for fuck this unit all right now my board is no longer complete dog and then
What the fuck the spell we were plus one new 25 AP?
Yeah, fuck it.
I have to roll until one copy of.
Okay, I have to roll until one copy is set to or cropped to or rocked to and then I probably
am still going to lose to all the tree ladders.
Okay, rocked to, I'm done rolling.
Mama beak, is that good?
And I can drop this for Diana now and I just level for a looming, that's my board.
Yay.
Yeah, I mean I mean finally man
All right, and I was level for a loony Diana over the stupidized rock-on
And I just happened on the loon indeed glove chain adaptive adaptive bold here
And off lie red buff always
I could go DBDB here, ensue DBDB, and then last is for this, and just give this a dog
shit, yay?
I don't even think this is an AP unit, an AD unit anymore.
I don't know who the fuck there is.
I'm pretty sure my feelings is about to one-shot his entire board.
How much AD does he have?
24? 64?
I can't!
I can't!
Okay, also, okay, also should I reforge this?
But low key?
Then I have to use my reforger.
Oh wait, it is AD Nidalee.
Wait, how is this AD Nidalee?
What the fuck?
I mean, if I reforge this, like, isn't a lune at 9 not even bad?
Like, it's just Diana over Rockon and then Luna and I.
I mean, I'm not going to roll, I mean, it's Recon for Diana, but I mean, I'm not rolling
for just one hit, man.
This guy is Trick Ladder.
Woohoo!
Yo, yo, that was a really fair fight.
That was a really fair fight.
He's just leveling.
Pretty ladder.
I came.
I mean, I could have forged it, fuck it.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm not even...
Yeah.
Two out of three blocks in my desk.
I can level for Ash.
Hmm, that's weird because when I when I don't fight a trait ladder it looks like I could play the damn game. That's weird
Huh fuck you man
I think one of the trait ladders actually died
I don't really want to go
That guy's...
Holy shit, holy shit.
I mean, it's just Diana over, uh...
I mean, it's just Diana over Diana for this and I just level for Ashurilini as a reward.
You can also level for like a new one too.
I mean, maybe this guy can beat a trait ladder.
He has to hit like one of Vi2 or Vi3 to beat trait ladder, I think.
I mean, I am scaling.
My DB has 80 and 41, and that's pretty good.
I mean, the Tray ladder guy died, that's pretty good.
What is this even average, by the way?
RSC flicker something.
Which one's the tiger?
Is that the Component one?
The Task Speed?
What is my Nidalee doing? How come I didn't just walk to the right? Did you fucking stupid?
Oh, that's weird.
Can I be this guy?
I'm in low-key I can.
My db's have 52 and 91, low-key I can, I can.
I just level and I just get rid of like some of this dog shit for like Taric 2.
Diana 2.
Elune's useless scheme.
Like I pivoted to Ash 2.
Taric 2.
I'm about to just stack one.
Oh, it's bramble doing a floppy. Is this AD or AP?
AP?
I'm a shunny!
Alright, I'll try and roll the moves, everyone.
Alright, suck one and then GD.
Well, actually, G.S. is kind of a miso, essentially.
At least, Wampa by...
I mean, this looks winnable.
Low key.
I mean, I'm still scaling.
Also, I have no charm.
Wait, it's 40 mana? How? I removed her.
Okay.
Okay. I mean, that's pretty good.
I mean I can play Elderwood Lux plus, I can also play Ragnarok's, okay.
What the, oh oh fuck.
I mean I can actually win.
I mean he has vi3 Rengar, okay I didn't win shit man he's vi3 Rengar, where did this
I think maybe there's a broken boss and charm next turn and then I can win.
That's actually insane. Wait, I'm pretty sure I can actually win this. Like this round at least.
I slow the Flickerblade stacking and then I also...
And then, I also prevent some of the shielding.
Wait? I mean, his Masterbeam is dead, man. That's pretty good.
And then I just cheese like two God Charms in a row and then I'm back.
and 10566 another baby a baby a bramble in ash is this still a B auto you know it's
It's that difficult, he's got enough stacks.
And Blossom Garm, GD!
Three of the three one star champions, one, two, three.
For one on one of money, man.
I can't.
One, two, three.
What did he get?
Oh man
All right, I mean I get a shoot like it's actually that useless
And I got Breville on set which is pretty good
Wait
Okay, and then and then
and then show me the good news!
Please, please, I mean, I'm giga-scaled man, look!
Judy!
No.
No.
This is good?
Whoa!
No!
He took a bro, no fellowship and I don't even know what man, I'm not taking 15% AS.
If you have a single, like a no man, no.
Fellowship!
Oh my!
Ah yeah, 15 AS.
When I have Red Buff, Last Whisperer, and a Gensu.
15 AS or I can give my entire board 20% health and 20% am don't worry 15 AS of pub champ
what?
Unstoppable for one CC man. It's oh my I would have to be CC for 20 seconds for it to break even. Oh
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
RFC Flicker Blade.
Oh my god.
F. C. Flickrflig
I was the Charmed GGs, man.
What?
Ah...
into dbb
awesome
j hodge gs
I'll
gather
I'll
gather
Can you go 8th one time for us? No. Bro, it's actually a nuke type of day, man.
I mean, honestly, does my placement even change? Because the thing is, if he doesn't win, if there's no RFC Flickerblade in the lobby, one of the trait ladder players would have won anyway.
So it actually doesn't even matter.
Like, I mean, second place is legit the highest
you've possibly placed, given the fucking RFC flicker
and the fucking, and the double trait ladder rabbit plus two.
See?
Yeah, wait, wait, also does someone know
why my Nidalee was AD this game?
Cause when it breaks even AD and AP,
how come my Nidalee was AD this time?
Maybe based on, I mean,
Is it a hot equal amount of AP and AD and so is GS?
And I'm pretty sure it's GA equal.
I mean, I'm pretty sure it was AD even without the GA slant.
Is it just like literally two turns into AD?
Oh, maybe no adapter, like defaults AD.
Probably someone fed it nearly consumable and died.
So then you bought it.
Why didn't it have rain around my board?
Like, is it ever the base? The base of Nidalee 2 is always going to be higher of AD? It's
either that, or Wittrock has spoken where it's in. Certain items tie break if you're
tied. Is it because of the base AD of 2 stars, if you have enough tie of AD and AP, it'll
just be 80. It was AP with GS, but turn it AP with Hodge. But I think at one star the base
80, it's because AD is percent, but AP is flat. Like if you have 80 AP and your unit
has no like AP from boss, it will be, let's say you have an item with 80 AP. Your AP item
at one star is always going to be 180 percent. But if you have 80 AD, your one star AD will
will not be 180 AD.
So I'm guessing that the base AD of two-star Nidalee
after a certain cutoff, the AD will out-scale the AP,
is my guess.
Or someone fed Nidalee and then I bought the fed one,
or non-adapter, like no adapter, Nidalee defaults AD on tie.
I mean, it has to be one of those three.
No, it's just that they're tied certain items tie break.
Wait, really?
Because I've had GS on Italy and it's stuck AP.
And I'm pretty sure Hodge is the same.
Probably means it's Hodge then.
I mean, I swear if I had...
Live each day as if it's your first.
Hodge, Tide Rakes, G.S. doesn't.
Ohhhh...
Is this guy stupid?
No.
Bro, it's getting fucking boring over here, man.
Every single game is just a top four.
I'm falling the fuck asleep.
I mean, I was one fight away from winning from R to C Flickr V3 and he had 5-3 rank R3.
And then the previous game, the guy hit Malfoy 3, I won that game as well, man.
Wait?
Is this a KO game?
Alright, great man, Rengar.
These people that started Rengar on 2-1, like I don't get it.
How do you not just live the game before you get Rengar?
You're just like, the moment you get that and you have an item to sell on Rengar, you just can't see how far.
You just can't see.
Oh, chain.
I need both Rotor Float.
And I'll just give it down.
I'm pretty sure I scouted it and didn't know that I was going to pass in.
The fucking BS word.
Oh my god.
I cannot.
GG.
I mean, I can go Pandora's items.
It's hardcore fail in this slot.
I can also go Future Focus.
Is this like infinite gold for one cost or hero though?
Bro, should I just commit fail?
Yeah, I'm committed, Gale. I have too many copies. I can't.
I mean, if I find the order this turn, then I'm out of these walls.
Who am I missing?
If you win the next...
And then if I don't hit...
And GV!
I mean, I legit have infinite copies.
Except my items are some fucking bonk here.
Alright, and then now if my shop doesn't have anything I just don't roll see
So I'm basically guaranteed some stuff
Oh
6 Leona, 2 Ornn.
Bro's not getting the bow, I mean that's fine, it doesn't really matter.
Minus a roll.
I mean I can either lose one roll, like, the thing is I actually don't even know if this
is worth holding, because like if I don't buy this I can roll for a charm the following
turn.
Yay.
Yay.
And I don't really care about Rock on Loki, like if it were or not I'd probably would
always buy.
But then I can, like, get mad, fuck it.
I mean, surely in one shot, I'm guaranteed one copy of one of the five.
Alright.
Like, next turn, next turn I get a Charm Guaranteed.
And then let's say there's nothing in my shop, then I have two rolls, and I can just guarantee a charm for the rest of the stage.
Eeeez, right.
Alright, the other time I warn, because I kind of want to...
Minus one.
But then next time I can just use my roll value.
I mean, I'll only use the roll value if there's something in my shop, though.
Uh, if I go bow, should I just go Storak?
No.
I might have just sacrificed.
Oh, thank you.
That gromp particle needs to be set up.
That shit is just sad.
What the- bro, it took an extra like 6 seconds for it to travel to my carry.
Alright, if I don't get- Bo, I could go rod, but I mean I'm probably not getting rod or
bow so I just go cloak and finish the guard of oil.
Do I really need rod? I mean I probably do need one ginsu though.
But I also don't mind the guard of oil.
Bro, I mean I have to go bow man.
If I don't get bow, I have no damage.
I can't.
No guard of oil. I can't.
Alright.
Do I even want to see, okay.
Who am I talking to?
Okay, I didn't see anything, but I don't know what a roll for a charm this turn
Cuz then I have to like
Then I break 20 sometimes
And then like if I see something that I have to buy and then I lose another roll for that
Ah. Hello?
And Gigi!
How is this my charm? Are you fucking serious right now?
I see two Charms and this is what it came up with.
Alright, can I make Econ here please?
Let me find someone to fucking piss.
And now I'm just 29 gold.
And now I am broke. I mean these thing about it though like broke. Guys listen, it's a tier one, yes
It's a tier one and it's already given me like
I don't know like I need like six rolls and that's already better than a tier one
So honestly I shouldn't get tilted. I have seven
Instead I have three or seven Leona
Can you be positive for one game?
Oh, I'm positive.
I'm positive.
Goldord?
A fucking TG?
No.
A fucking chain vest. Okay, I gotta get some that's pretty good
Game 10 exp, I'm sure
Gee I
Can't I fucking can't oh I can't
Oh, there's supposed to be items over here.
Okay, why do I have three rockon?
Oh, my chain turned into a gargoyle.
Okay, and not only do I have three rockon, why am I fighting a Rengar 2 defender?
Oh no, I have zero Rock on.
I mean maybe I have to go to the Dwarf to play this game.
If you use it on TG you get two TGs, new bug by the way.
Really?
Bro, I'm not a bug abuser.
There's some fucking, there's some briders in this chat man.
Alright.
I'm not a bug abuser.
I mean, Kingston is going to be pretty good later.
Oh, fuck.
Oh!
I'm too lazy.
Also, I'm pretty sure this shit is fucking bugged.
I'm too lazy.
It's a little inefficient.
I get it.
Not the wrong with that.
Give me the fucking- okay.
One more over charm with that bot anyway.
GD!
GD!
Ooh!
No! GG!
GG! Wait, also?
He's about to win out, fuck this, I'm out!
Also, yesterday I got offered this fucking, the Mice Ogden that was 8 gold,
and I was sitting there watching something on the side,
and then I thought that the condition was, was 5 1-costs fielded last combat,
but I didn't have a single 1-costs fielded last combat, and I bought it, and I instantly lost 8 gold.
What the fuck?
Like, what the fuck? Wait, what?
Of course, man. Then I might as well just roll for a new charm.
What the fuck is- I've never seen this one!
Wait, this is not even good. I mean, it gives me a Kale.
I'm paying three gold for a Kale, basically.
I've never even seen this shit.
Well, I don't- I mean, I already have a Kale on a 3.
like let me just just like I mean I can prove it to you I've sent it I've
sent it to the set to go and then he snitched on my ass he posted in a group
chat and said this is our teeny by the way we lost is what he said
look look 222 23 minus eight gold like how can
How can we even be offered that shit?
Alright, 3 Recon, 6 Orn, 6 whatever the fuck.
What do I have?
Uh, DB, or BF?
I can go DB and just commit to 3 of them Zaya while I wait.
I can also go GS and keep it flexible.
I can also go...
I mean, GSQ's a flex.
Okay, I mean, I can go Gumblade.
I mean, I'm not trying to go Gumblade.
Motherfucker.
I mean, I can go Staraq and just keep it on this.
And then there's nothing wrong with Staraq backline.
Or I'm gonna just not make anything.
I'm not gonna just not make anything buggy.
All right.
One roll for Charm, GG.
I'm gonna roll for Charm then, okay I don't know how to do this.
Is Vanguard'emmum good?
I mean I'm not trying to pay that much gold though.
I'm not trying to pay 12 gold.
Like should I pay 12 gold?
Okay am I not actually rich anyway?
Am I not actually pretty rich?
What's 12 gold, man?
Alright.
I mean, I'm pretty rich.
Also, I should probably just swap items then.
I'm going to 1 item, should be easy, if anyway.
It's not like I'm playing a level 3 board.
Maybe it's not that worth, and I should just GG my...
my dire.
Maybe I'll lose more gold rolling for Charm this turn though.
I probably do.
But maybe I'll do some good Charms.
I probably lose more gold rolling for Charm, it's not like I break 50, and then I also...
Okay, also, how come I have three Burqons?
How come I have 3 Rekon?
And I also don't have Oran 3.
That guy is Kate Sedgeryroll, who?
That doesn't really matter.
I don't care about Sedger 3.
Like who the fuck cares?
GG.
The owner of 3, GG.
What's my HP? 63?
Alright, that's okay.
Would I eat a sock for 10k?
I got a fucking second in gold with solar eight three stars
I mean I had I had eight three stars and I lost to like the most default board ever bro
I like that shit is is legit dog shit
Okay, nice, okay, maybe I have to go for Zaya three or such oney three except I'm pretty sure this fucking loser is
Holding the sejuani when he is three
BS sword, tier, belt, glove belt, I mean I can go war moms, play around fucking nothing,
I can go guard breaker, redemption, play off of the sword.
Two star three cost champions.
Two star three cost champions.
The fuck did I just see that?
Random five cost, fuck you man.
Okay, I mean I guess I'm just going for this three-starred. Two rolls for free.
GD!
I meant it was roll until...
One roll GD! Okay.
Okay, well, I mean I have to go for one or the other.
Uh...
I mean I have six for Khan.
I have to roll until Ornn 3 and then I'll probably just give up.
Alright, I'm just gonna lose one roll here, yeet.
How do I get Kale 3 before Ornn 3?
What the fuck?
Excuse me?
I mean, I have to hold both sides.
I just need one of them.
Alright, I'll probably just roll, guarantee the Ornn, and then I'll figure it out.
Also, let me see what she's going through guys.
Where does this guy?
Who's the re-roller?
I don't know, whatever.
I don't know, this is not even good, but...
All three cost champions.
Managen
Excuse me, okay, I just go for a sedge. Yay
Let me let me make sure he doesn't have like 30 sedges where's his motherfucker. Okay. He is three. All right. He is three
They each other not I'm here's three man. All right
Alright.
The boob of guard breaker.
I should probably just put this wrong list.
Zero gold.
Who cares?
Oh, you need a 5-3 star to get...convert 40% of the bonus magic damage to true damage.
I mean, usually it's rock on three because it's cheaper.
But I mean, if I have seven sedges and six rock on, like...
And then I can level the six this turn, like, I mean...
And then now I just roll once or charm every single turn and then I just don't buy a unit unless it's a
And I get a free roll
What's this
How's the one looking let's see
38
Dude you won the game really I don't know kill wins
Oh
Oh
I'm actually with me besides though each other that surprised I'm not paying for old addition and and GD
Elderwood and then Bard
And I get Elderwood and Vanguard because that's pretty big.
Oh nice.
I'm pretty sure I can actually get this guy.
And I just leveled for Hecarim.
I just probably can't keep top 2.
Oh wow.
Mine is Payday.
I would have paid 4 gold and this unit probably would have died.
So I probably would have had...
I would have lost 2 gold with this.
Hello, sell the fucking sig-1 man.
I have a BS sword.
Is there a Sigrani?
Uhhh... no.
The bow's gone.
Should've gone 5 plus cloak.
I mean I could've gone Staraq.
Oh man.
And... one roll for Tarim GD.
I don't know about that shit.
Starrac, D-Claw, BF Cloak, how many Movers do I have?
Let's change the bite.
No.
K3.
It's items on Kate or Ginsu, Gumbly, Glass Whisperer.
No Kraken.
I cannot.
I cannot.
Malfight 2, Middly 2. Oh my god. Oh my god. And I don't have 5 Solarimns. No. No.
Can he mid? Exclamation? 39.
Why did he make Sajwani too? Excuse me?
Bro, he's just true zero dying next turn? Yeah, here you go. Let's go Sajwani 30 item.
Am I close to my fucking Gorn item?
Oh nice.
I am.
That's pretty good for me.
There's items on Caitlyn.
You know this Caitlyn unit, if you do not have Kraken, this Caitlyn unit does not do anything man.
HAHAHAHA! I can't! I can't!
I can't I can't I
Honestly when I like Thanos I should just wait for this motherfucker to die
Just look at my- look at my items.
I cannot.
I mean, he's old, but... oh, he has... oh, actually, he is cracking on it now.
And I don't even have five soldiers, it's a little...
I have a good feeling this is the set, so it goes to tier two, yeah.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
Alright, well all my Sujuanis are back in the pool.
That's pretty good, man.
Listen to that-a-milk!
Alright, Sujuani, please!
I mean I'm gonna roll the zero next turn so it's just a matter of time you piece of shit
How am I still level 6? Fuck you man. I cannot.
I mean this charge is legit broken though.
Uh, champions alone in their roll game 15% health and 50% damage and 15% health, 15% health, 15% health,
damage and damage and damage and damage and GG. I cannot. I'm fucking my backline is clumped.
My backline is clumped.
I lost.
I- Yes!
Okay, so how come I'm level 6 with- with a fucking patience as a virtue, man? No.
I can't. I can't.
I'm level 6.
I mean next turn, I really want to lose Romsen no Torm, man.
I mean that's really good.
Alright, and now I just level for any elderwood.
Rengar?
3?
6 rapid fire?
Or 5 rapid fire with...
Oh no...
Oh no...
Can I even outscale this?
This flicker boy doesn't actually do anything this much of.
And that's why my tank is actually tanky, you know.
Honestly, it's looking pretty tanky.
Oh wait, I think...
Wait, is he playing a moomoo?
Oh yeah, he is.
Okay
I'm level six still
I'm level six
I mean any elderwood is fine. There's a guardbreaker, but do I have a one guard this has Casio with oh
Oh, I mean, Bramble isn't doing anything in that matchup.
And it's pretty good in the other matchup.
There's Elderwild, I don't really want a guard breaker.
One of that.
I'm probably just gonna go Bramble here and move it after here and then this is my board.
20 of the level, and GG.
Your front center champion needs 6%-
18%
Is it champion or is it
Her front row unit does this work then it says unit not champion
I mean it does say unit not champion so
To the mass
Wait, is that champion?
First front row unit.
Blade is so cool. True. This is actually Charlottesville though. 180...GD!
I think my Kale got more.
What the fuck's that mean?
What?
Oh, did you have- Oh, no, it's this side.
I can't!
Oh, Lilia.
I can't!
Flickerblade, the entire game is just decided on the Ornpob.
I can't.
I can't.
Hecarim is fucking useless.
I pop the horn and then I hit flicker bleed.
I cannot.
How much damage does Rengar do?
Mk.
I don't know how to do the bramble on here.
Let's see if I'm moving bramble here, or moving a dagger and going into an island.
But it's not going to hit my Rengar.
Rengar is useless.
That's one useless.
I didn't trust him then.
Probably trying to sack.
Alright, I'm going to start on some weak trash and how's it looking?
How's it looking?
What's her blade?
Also, is this close?
Flicker Blade! Also, is this close? 200k?
Bro, I just hit Flicker Blade, man!
Aw, man. Sucks for you, bud.
Maybe next time I don't hit Flicker Blade and then you can actually play the game.
Unlucky. Too bad.
I mean, I don't really want to roll.
Uh, 212. I mean, in two turns I'm getting another Orn item.
I have one remover for the Orn item.
How's it looking 220 why if I or look like it's dead I think it is dead excuse me
am I even getting after one round excuse me oh never mind my tail got more
Yelp! Yelp! I mean, it doesn't matter man, I'm sitting on 50 gold and my charm is ass.
If I'm kind of scared because I'm not convinced that I won anyway.
Okay, well I'm not convinced that I'm gonna get my one item here. Okay, now it's here.
I'm not trying to get what's it called I'm trying to get my backline jumped on.
The first three champions advice thunder killer for 1.5 seconds those are pretty bad
Okay, I get an ornite of mexturn, this game's gonna work.
Why is this only game?
I'm getting another ornite of mexturn if I lose this, and then also I can...
fellow shit!
I can't!
You're a great streamer, first message.
Next turn XD first message GG. Oh, thanks, Mr. Glabina. Thank you, GG.
This is yeah, GG I guess. Booker Blade.
It's so boring, man.
Every single game is just the top four like ah
Fucking board man
Also this game I got scammed by fucking flicker blade RFC
This game I got scammed by mouth like three so my scores like my true scores are like
Now convert that to Turney. Oh wait, you know even after this most recent Turney, I am uncontested the second best reporting America's player.
Alright, thank you. The only one with more points than me overall is Wichita.
And it's not close.
I'm not a fucking Masters level player, the only reason I'm tryharding now is because
the tournament motivated me to like start playing the game, like instead of having bad practice
in solo queue I'm actually going to tryhard in solo queue so I can like start playing
me. Sure, man. Like, bro, every single season on AFK 1600. So, so, like, you can't, it is
legit impossible to go from 1600 to hard sub-dive-in-4. It's legit impossible. You legit have to
You can have like half of your brain shot off to fucking, to just be hard stuck diamond
form from the 1600s.
Hmm.
Blabbering.
Blabbering!
It's just another top 4, I already know this game is a top 4, like when I actually try
it, isn't it?
Everything is not blonde in it.
Yes.
I low roll it's a fifth. I high roll it's a first or second. I medium roll it's a third or a fourth.
It's just a top five's guaranteed. I can't.
king. Is this a refuturary role? I'm going to have Krug two pebbles and a Cinderling.
Item extraction is f**king broken.
Oh, am I just playing?
I mean, I probably can see always if I'm playing.
I mean, is this not just a ripped beast?
Okay, is this time it's a Rikbeast?
I mean I feel like if I play Rikbeast from this spot, I legit cannot bought four.
Let me just make sure I'm not contested.
I have 4.
I already have a Krug and I have 4 Cinderlings with 3 Pebbles and then I have Item Extraction
for Item so I'm just going to have 3 Item fucking Pebbles, 3 Item Cinderling and 3 Item Tank
and GG and GG and GG
four pebbles the subtle crab
I mean, should I just eat one more belt here, but I can't get five.
I mean, I guess I could play like anything.
Also, I don't even know why I'm sacking here.
I mean, don't I actually want like BF or...
Maybe I don't play it.
Because then I can't even play 5 until like later.
Also, I don't even want to sack him on my way.
I should have made it to that turn.
But I'd probably just go go
But I guess it doesn't matter if I get a rod
I mean, I thought someone would leak this turn. I could have actually gotten an item and then farm another one that's turn
Like into war moths
Natural one more G. I had one tier win streak
I mean, I can't- ah fuck, I shouldn't have made the warbogs that turn in.
I should have socked the belt and then get one more belt, but like, I don't really want
to like, get another belt, and I don't really want to bow or run.
I want B for blow.
But then, I don't- but then if I'm playing 5 Rift Beast, I want to play 5 Rift Beast.
So what's the plan?
So what's the plan?
Alright, do I just not play for three spin?
When's the push out of- Ah, no, it's too good, man!
I'm down to see if I can still angle towards it, but I mean if I'm not angle towards it
I would I would I hold the column off for sure I
Have the place with three turns that I only got a belt so far
I mean BF or Glove and I just I just print all that shit if I print BF I'm pivoting if I print Glove
I'm gonna stay Rift Beast and if I print
The entire lobby is AP ish
Okay, I mean
YOU MOTHERFUCKER MAN! NO! Okay, I'm getting the fuck off Rift Beast, because I don't really want DB into Rift Beast, but now I'm just gonna flex into a fucking AD.
And it's actually really good because it's not gonna clog me out.
What the?
Alright, do I play Ring R?
Okay, and then I just go B-B-B-B-B-F, and I get three BS wards, four BS wards, and
three more BS wards, J, and then do I care about this Rift Beast?
Let's make 20 then.
I'm gonna have Gensu, DB, and two more BF Swords.
I'm probably gonna play towards- you know what?
But I haven't played in forever.
I haven't played Brambleback in a minute.
That unit is cool as fuck.
I would have won this round if I...
No.
What the fuck is all of you, man?
I'm not like, fuck you, man.
I'm just fucking wrong.
Like, no.
Like, if I'd be a sword here, and then I would have a dvd this turn,
and then...
You know.
Uh, I don't want to sell a Cogmaw.
I don't want to sell this.
I mean, I guess if I lose this, it's a huge deal.
Also, I just want to get rid of this one.
I street full items.
I can't.
QSS, GS, Fishbone.
SSGS fish bone
What are you going to take a shower? I don't know
for what I feel like it like I mean that
How about a golden shower maybe from set to go
Is he here or not?
Maybe I can absorb some of his skill.
Yup.
Alright, that's my last turn of getting the BF.
I got four items right? I got BFBFBF.
I got BFBFBF plus... plus what?
Plus a belt?
Black Thorn Emblem and a Glove, not expensive, but it's a Glove.
pfglove, rawchain, and I ploughed a bobief, I mean I could make gs.
I mean my items are fucking illegal man.
I can't
We have one more there's no way I
Got BF here BF here BF here belt here. That's four
BF BF and then on the crows I got another BF and then I got a belt here. That's four
I mean I'm just gonna put the fries in the bag and just take the epoch I'm broke it was it was a birthday scheme
I'm broke man. I need to meet on a mate
I mean, I can play 5 Rift Thieves and get some Avelios.
Fuck it.
No, no, no, no, no, let me not do that.
I'm not throwing my game for no reason.
I'm down to just play strong. It's probably like the fucking shop giving you a bramble back or and also
I don't even have to play bramble back this game. I'm basically only doing it for the rock
But the rock is fucking useless
All right level 650
Bo BF probably red buff plus a BF item
It's just so boring. How do you have three total dancers if you put the three I?
Don't I have four I
I.E.D.B. B.S. Little Bitch.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
I didn't hold the fucking...
bro this is so boring I mean yes can you guys just acknowledge I'm not a
fucking diamond for player like it bro it's just
You are
All right, well, I mean that all just can continue to talk for them. Let's I will be putting the fries in the bag
Bull roll spot true zero every turn salvage my spot and GD
I would love for someone to tell me, all right.
All right, that's right, it's not. Also, there's three belts, or three bows.
It's a dream come true. There's three fucking bows, so I just got a red buff as last big.
I can't! I can't!
Genuine question, Shane. B5 sort of is the original and four prints because I printed a belt.
I did not print BF four times.
I printed BF three times and I printed a belt.
Do I have five rips, please?
No, I think I'm one off.
Wait, am I one off?
Or 7 of these.
The 7 of these is probably stronger as board.
I have 3 plus 4, 5, 6.
Where are the weight pedals?
I can't.
How the fuck do I have 6- oh, oh, it's a charm.
Holy shit, I have 6 rolls?
J?
2-3 cause champion for...
I was hoping for, I mean, honestly, after losing that, shouldn't I just play 5 Rift?
Beast?
Cause I can actually cheese one turn.
And I don't even care.
But ideally I could have played 7 this turn.
If I had 7 with me, I would just use it on some idiot.
That's why I shouldn't even hold.
Cause if I hold once, I have to hold twice.
But I stopped at 1.
That's okay though.
hold rock on it's more
horn three zaya three rock on three the onus three 30 gold left
excuse me excuse me
all right i suck one more
I have infinite rolls and I just roll for Aphelios or Silver this game, but honestly I'm probably
rolling for both.
Is there a Rift of East?
No.
Like I'm always playing Kong Miao, Aphelios, Silver, uh, nearly I could hold Vi, Mama Beak.
I mean, the foreclose, like, tanks, I feel like, I mean, I might as well ramble back and come and miss this idiot.
I'm definitely going to miss Diana as well.
Alright.
A belt, a bow, a belt, a BF, a BF, a bow, BF, a belt, a belt, BF, bow, BF.
I could go GS, play around, just direct BF, the elder dragon.
I mean, I can play this for one turn, but then my one star doesn't lose, okay, and then
I might as well just rip these this then, actually, I probably just, I mean, I'm pretty
sure I'm never playing this Elder Dragon.
Starrac G.S.
I'll tell them yes word.
Crash, crash, hold.
Crash, crash, hold.
Honestly, I lose 2 gold by C, a garrant- no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Starrac play around BSward Starrac frontline for now, which I should probably just report to the DF.
I haven't even looked at my items.
Clockwork accelerator, heroes, grab bag, fucking useless.
Do I need more sword items?
I'll cover this now then.
What?
The fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
I don't have a single copy of Simmer or Aphelios!
How?
Also, I need to hold this stupid ass gnar as well, haha, oh my god, oh my god.
I found the nidalee is that good?
Can you just take a look at my board?
Can you just take a look at my board?
Take a look!
Take a look!
I mean, what Aphelios, or what's it called? My board is actually good.
I'll just probably give the G8 to Narr, because Narr just jumps in like an idiot.
I mean at least I have a rock too, that's pretty good.
I'm gonna beat Malphite too, that's pretty good.
If this axe disappeared from your board you would lose every round, not gonna lie.
Well yeah, because I don't have a single tool, I'm not even a tool star.
I don't have a fucking simmer or a or a or an aphelios man.
I won't know shit. I mean wow you loaded with no carry. Wow. You don't win a round really Wow
No fucking shit
Oh
Okay, I mean going double crown guard and there's a buy the SIVA the fucking useless shit
Also the GS and DV should probably be
Gs directs from our
Two Vanguard Frontline is fine.
Okay, I found an Aphelios.
Uh, Fortress Spying.
But, I mean, I don't even want to play it.
What is this? Two Star with Brawler with Gnar?
Oh yeah, also, how many Revovers do I have? Do I have enough?
I want to have the Swap Swap Swap.
I mean I'm pretty sure my board is going to lose anyway man. He's right.
Also how many uh, aphelioses are gone? Because I might have to just...
If there is... okay this guy has three aphelioses. Maybe I should have to hold him in a week.
Hmm... I'm just trying to play server.
I mean I'm just running them over with items.
I mean, this is between one of Nidalee and Brevillevac.
Look at this, a Sivir.
Okay, there's a Phelios pair now though.
How the fuck am I holding?
What the fuck is a loon doing on my board?
I mean, DR is not even that bad.
Okay, so how do I hold Sibir as well?
Should I just say fuck the- fuck the- fuck the- the Nidalee?
Because the thing is, I mean, the thing is this guy has three of Phelios, man.
Wait, this guy's 3 hit only. Alright, fuck you, man. I mean, I'm not locking, I can tell you that.
I'm pumping my backline against R.E.
And my whole board is dead. Oh wait, my Ash is still alive somehow.
And then my whole board is dead.
I'm putting Xyra 2, R2 with a fucking Ash 1, no synergy, and I'm just loading up, I mean, I don't know how I won this many rounds at this stage because I've not even been using my removal since I thought I was going to lose, and Sivir paired, Brambleback paired.
Oh, wha-hoo!
Alright, should I just give up on...
I mean, can I even play server this game?
I'm dual carrying a fucking cog now.
I'm dual carrying a fucking cog while this game.
I can't.
I mean the problem with playing Silver without Nidalee is I have to play Vi and my frontline
is never going to be Juggernaut.
So if my frontline is not Juggernaut, then yeah.
Excuse me.
I feel like I'm too far away from the Juggernaut and there's nothing wrong with Fort Rift East
because Kraus is a good unit and Nard is a good unit.
I mean I can do a carry of this idiot.
I mean I can also remove her and then like the Q, like do I have a cloak anywhere?
O B F B F, O Rod, Tier B F B F, Glove, Tier Glove.
And I can go...
I E, no, I mean I can go DB, double DB.
Also, okay, I should be going true zero here for sure, man.
I should be going true zero, fuck.
I mean, I just need to fill this to my port of sight, not bad.
I mean, I'm just playing NAR instead of... NAR CROG instead of plus 2.
I don't know, it's not bad.
4 out of 5 ripped... failed fish!
A failed fish!
I mean it's my spot even that bad considering on my initial roll down
I didn't see a single copy of fucking a failure sir server and then like yes
I could have held server but then I hold server then I have to find one of
Byron Italy and then broke I mean I'm not playing this you're telling me I'm
I'm playing this without...
I'm playing this without... what's it called, man?
I mean, Shodan Red here. I mean, I can go...
Like, how, man? How?
I mean, how am I supposed to pivot to Nidalee fucking by this game? I can't.
So that's why I'm trying to play and play a Felios, but then now I'm playing fucking Sivir, no fucking Primal, and then...
Ah, my god, it just gave me the fucking Felios for peace of shit.
My board is so bad.
Spreading Roots Level 9, GG.
starting roots level 9 I cannot I mean he's dead that's pretty good
top 6 guaranteed, hog jam
is there an aphelios? no
shoujin redshotters with another tg? i mean you can't go wrong with tg man
aww great, i mean 4kaw's dv
i mean i'm not even kidding, kog'maw 2 is actually pretty strong
like ab kog'maw 2 is pretty decent
and I mean I I'm much rather have fucking to fill this momma be over stupid ass fucking
silver no primal I mean I can't even play promos game with how my front lines upgraded
and I have Diana which is actually pretty good with this if I had Taric and maybe I
would call him on too that's pretty good.
Gensu and that's it so why the fuck is this even an option bro get the fuck off my board
And GD. This is also fucking useless.
Like I could drop, drop for Nidalee, but it'd be Nidalee won hard stuff, man.
I don't feel good.
I don't feel good.
I don't feel good.
Simmer, carry, mode, climb mode.
Ascension.
He's coming to threat.
He's not dead, this guy is legit Thanos.
Oh, god.
fuck you man, I don't hit, it is what it is, alright, thank you, but I need to roll for
a better charm anyway, okay, well I mean I'm level 8 hard stuck, 7 years into the game,
I cannot.
I'm starting on Lee, which is pretty good.
Nor do.
Okay, okay, I've been all allowing I initial rolled out. I'm carrying an ash no synergy
Even if I hit server to it's like my frontline is it's too hard to pivot into fucking the vi
For for primal and and and nidalee for primal and then and then I find a few years to on my last fucking life at
at fucking, I don't even know what, on like stage eight.
And then I'm just, I'm an entire fucking tech, like a stage behind.
And you know what, that's still a fork. That's pretty good, man.
Troll, fuck you, man.
You misplaced this one, not gonna lie. Yep.
Wahoo! Maybe next time I'll load it with Silver II,
Nidalee II, Updilius II.
Like, uh...
I would win every single fucking round.
I'm tired and I'm hungry I mean what did I say I high roll I go first or second I low roll I go fifth and I medium roll I go third or forth I
I just have to bust out like 20 more games, and I'll be straight to 1k bro. It's like too easy though
Like what can I do to make it a little bit more difficult?
If the climb is just like a like a straight like linear progression, it's just fucking boring
Let us choose your Augments, I'm not clicking the trash, no matter what you do, if you
click a bad Augment and your Spock gets bad because of it, no matter what you do your
like I don't know someone clicks many routes and you click fucking like capital gains. No, no, no you got open or nothing
How are you supposed to help?
I'm hungry, man.
the
I'm not going to be able to
Maybe I can get 225 LP in 4 hours and I can just stick the challenger.
I'm leaving.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
I will protect you from the ever-dumping.
I mean hopefully I hit spreading roots. A bog jam.
A bog jam. Hold in gala.
You add a hand cam to the stream I'm getting messages asking with literally you that's playing today
I'm tired
Well, I've slept so long my sims as it was doomed
And I slept so long on fire
I should have updated the Orn, I should have played two Orns, updated the Orn later, cause I don't know who on a whole team were dating.
That makes me ready to misplay, and the thing is, if you fucking hard sucks and don't even know what to misplay, you just see, oh shit, where's two?
It was uh, it was steamo, I mean, I don't even know if there was a dodge by the door
I don't even have time for it.
Orn?
Alright, am I playing Kale the King?
Uhhhhhhh...
I mean I'm four Orn, one Rakan, one Deon, and I put the rod.
I chain-clothed Bo, I'm in.
A glove.
I can't.
Okay, a cloth, but it's not even going in.
Also, I should have held the cooking pot.
The Ravager Executioner Spell Weba.
Part of steel, cooking pot.
Great, man, I'm not spreading roots.
I'm sorry man, what the fuck am I even doing?
I was about to say, how am I gonna make him come here?
Just AP flex this game, and just like that, it's another top 4 guaranteed I can.
Frontline's pretty decent, and backline's pretty good, and top 4 again.
I can't.
Bro, I have two Teemo's!
And he has one and his Teemo printed a shroom in mind didn't he?
Wow!
Looky I can Teemo rear roll this game.
I mean if I drop drop for this plus this plus one I don't know is this more
damage than one two in the double team all I feel like orders pretty thank you
and we're cons like more utility and I don't even skill that much of the
I think Shen is a better unit than Yorick.
His cousins just killed one of my Teemo's, man.
His Rengar just killed my other Teemo.
Oh, shroom!
I mean, it's not even good.
My board is dead.
I mean, I could pre-level... pre-level?
I got 2 EXP from a shrew.
Eh, that's not a problem, make time.
If you lose and kill at least one enemy, gain 40 EXP because I can just do this, this, and
slam if I think I'm going to win. I mean it's one for four, man.
Okay, I need to kill one unit, though.
Come on, come on, come on, please, please, please.
I mean, I play Caitlyn. Caitlyn's a pretty good single target, man.
OLD!
Okay, okay, sorry, sorry.
J!
J!
Alright.
Do I want to play come in this game? Probably not.
I'm pretty sure my board is going to be good soon.
Wait.
Okay, okay, yeah.
and chain on carousel finish the gargoyle
it's just not as fun when you go in beast mode you're right
Alright, step that's hard, guard, boil, JG, nothing, my closest fight, I have a Juggernaut,
half Juggernaut, half Vanguard, fucking useless, and then team appeared, that's pretty good,
level 5, pre-level to 5, making 10, and what I get.
And what I get.
It was what it called.
It was...
It was a whole cameo.
I think it's my board is like really close to spiking holy shit we're amongst gargoyle
brawler plus a rare artist is on the single damage item oh I could have oh shit I could
What did I just- Oh fuck.
Minus remover.
Oh!
A shroom! Oh nice.
Back to even amount of EXP.
I'm sure that I can find some AP holder that's not Teemo.
Maybe I can sell the Teemo here.
I do hit Teemo too, that's like my entire main game.
I didn't kill a single...
Making 20.
The Ramus.
I fucking need to shit man.
Zero Defender.
Resprikin' for a little bit more damage.
three spriking for a little bit more damage I could also put on front I might
like an archangel or something
Oh, there's a Defender, but then I have to sell this, which is like, not that good.
Cogmau 2.
Alright.
I mean, I'm probably gonna be at least freaking for a while, but...
And then I'm probably playing towards Malphite with the set-fast augment.
I'm excited about loss play Azir I don't think I'll be playing Azir this unit is complete
dog shit I mean for loss 81 HP I'm like basically pre-level to six and my items are pretty good
Gigi gargoyles steadfast
I mean I have the fender if I want it
But then if I play the fender over these two
This is a lot more than like that good
Not really
I'm pretty sure I need spraken or I'm no gold
I might have hold this I guess
Oh, how do I roll this here?
I mean, I'm gonna make a full adaptor.
That's pretty good.
Fucking useless.
I mean, this is the Fender Plus what's it called, but then I have to drop...
What is this?
Dead synergy?
This is what?
And I play 4...
This is useless. What is this?
I'm a plus one.
Okay, I mean I feel like this is too good.
Now my damage is fine.
What is this? Useless.
Blackthorn, is that useful?
Not really. What is this? Useless?
Useless.
I feel like damage is fine if I have a...
Quiddilx 6 vagar and Invoker.
And adaptive GG.
And then the spryken HP with a gargoyle status. I mean this looks pretty good.
It's taking cameo to Akali too for like six years.
And it's dead. And my fiddle is dead.
And one more cast to end GG.
All right.
I mean I'm pretty sure this guy is playing towards Malphite.
Gensu Tio with Epic Rolldown, Gensu Brawler, and Vanguard with...
Ah, I have to, I'm actually too poor.
I can't.
If I don't quit this, I might...
A Black Thorn, is that good?
I can buff.
How much damage did Pebbles do?
1584
How does your name are new I probably shouldn't be second is in my mind now we only need HP or a D
Oh, what was that what I get what up, what am I gonna get it? Oh
Oh, HP.
Bro, look at this unit.
You heal temperature, it's just sitting here, aw man, I'm getting scammed.
Just look at this Rammus unit with Sprite and Defender, and I can't!
I really don't want to pay, also it should be this for sure, because at least this game's
a little bit of stat.
It gains 8 amp 1 nanogen.
Okay, well I'm getting 50 owed, I'm getting, what the fuck is, Sivir and Rebel back, and
this guy has Morgana.
I mean whatever.
I mean, whatever. The fact that I even won that round is already a miracle.
Shen too. Go on, make this.
Okay, Rengar.
Just look at this...
Master Yi too, man.
I mean, if that were Master Yi 1, wouldn't he actually not kill a single unit?
In fact, I mean, there's no way you would have killed my Rammus and then
instead I just get 50 gold. And now I'm screwed. At least I have Trade Sector for some EXP though.
But I'm pretty sure I have to play Malphite this game.
So these items, Adaptive JG,
Adaptive JG, Gargoyle, Steadfast Heart with...
Yeah.
Alright.
There's Tear.
There's a Rod.
I'm last picked.
3 cost Rod.
3 to 3 not a single 2 star, I mean yes man.
I don't get it.
I'm fucking broke.
How is this like, oh my god.
This is my Fortnite and I'm broke.
24 to level, I mean it's basically 3 to level man.
I can roll once as well and GG. 30% shred and thunder. I mean, I can actually win this round.
Can I make?
I can I win this round? No.
What is this?
I'm pretty sure I have the Pocassio Pio actually.
I'm supposed to just put Pocassio Pio and then do the items.
I have no damage.
That's a fake.
So there's a Gintzou Starax DD on the city.
Another H3, what the fuck?
It's farmed me 40 HP already.
I think I'm loading into the game with 10 HP, or like 40 HP, and then if I don't hit
the mouth lights of this game, I mean I have two rolls.
I'm probably like high 30 HP.
I'm gonna go once with Charm.
Okay, I'll ram it so I can make Mr. Shurr, and then I have an open slot here, I'm definitely
not paying too much for that.
Alright, now what?
Brawler?
Random aphelios.
This is my board?
random aphelios. this is my board. oh it's okay. i'm gonna have 3 rolls next turn, i
I have 5 rolls and a level 7 on 4 too.
Insu Kog'Maw 2.
Doesn't help that the smash will be too obvious.
Please tell me how to win this round.
I need it.
I want to save every HP I can get.
Hello?
The last fight is very ass.
Oh, what's this bro? It's exp. It's not even good man cuz I'm for two regardless
All right, well, hope I hit it looks like I'm poor but looking at that poor
because I've rammed a C1 board and I'm fiddle-paired and I'm in a zero. I actually have my entire
board. And I'm trade sector. Rod, BF, belt, belt, BF, a bow, belt, chain, a bow, belt,
BF Chain Rod.
What if I don't hit Teemo?
Gain a copy of the first unit to die.
I mean, I got a plus one, and this is the core cost.
No!
I mean if I go Nashor Toof, then how do I get anti-MR?
I mean also I kinda need to kill the stupid ass fucking...
Okay, I mean I need to kill the sword on this.
I don't even want to upgrade this shit.
I mean I guess I could play a Cogmaw on my roll down as well.
Maybe if I don't go Cromward, then I need to have to go with Sunbargate, she is clear on health, I need to go Gorg, Breaker. Alright, this is my last loss, I'll just make sure it's a B.
I'll get anti-maw eventually.
I think I'm gonna upgrade this right now.
Double Q Ascension.
I mean, Q gives me anti-maw, but...
BF, BF.
You got me.
Elderwood, whatever the fuck.
Zyra
Maybe I could have pivoted to like, no
Alright, Zyra too, that's pretty good
Azir already have
What the fuck is my front line?
My front line? I'm going first
first. My front line is complete a dog shit! I mean I can't upgrade to 0-2 with
this, doing my front line.
I did say hit Zyra too, that's pretty good.
Ash 2 is a DEV, that's pretty good.
It's also Blossom with the stupid asset.
Hog Jamf.
Also I'm pretty sure I have to play Kog'Maw somehow but I don't really know how.
But what is this?
Chugging up for an idiot.
And GD!
The Biddle 2.
Random back row units stack this, play Cogmaw, Nautzraka yet.
Do I care about the Amumu?
I mean, if this changes the fight, nah, I'm in.
Ah, whatever.
I could go morello on carousel and have db, but I could also just hold, uh, what's it
called.
I could go morello on carousel and just play called mom on my board.
And then not pivot into a Vomigenon. Probably. With the belt.
And actually I'm here.
I'll allow it.
Syraka Obergog!
The zero?
The zero fucking executioner? Whatever the fuck?
For zero items, Syraka?
To buff a-a zero one!
I mean there's this, but I don't even have what's it called, I'm just going to go more or less.
Main carry, Zyra. Lets put in two executioner, everybody.
A pot cha- POT CHANCE
WHAT THE?
YO WHAT THE!
OH- OH- OH
HOLY SHIET
A POT CHANCE
I mean I have DB, Ashe , and then if I hit Soraka too, like I'm pretty sure I'm suppose to just hold Ezreal down here
and then just not playing-
oh they set 2, that's pretty good
Okay, I'm not even kidding, I think this might actually, I guess it's not weaker because I can,
also I could have saved the remover here, I could have saved the remover.
Because I'm pretty sure I can just stack this idiot, just keep the fiddle stick that does absolutely nothing from my board.
And then I'll just put items on here because now I just give 180 HP, hold board, come guard, this, this, and G.
And then I don't have to go zero.
Alright, I mean I should have rolled for a charm though.
Well get this fucking Kha'Zix all by yo I'm in this matchup is a zero a thousand man
I have no units!
I mean, I've started center for 15 seconds, that's pretty good, I guess, I mean, I have
I don't think I killed a single unit.
I did not.
I'm just hard stuck on Malfight.
I'm down to just open sell my entire board this turn, see what the thing is.
If I don't hit Malfight 2 I'm dead anyway.
I'm hog chain. I cannot.
Other thing I was going to do was come though.
I might play Kog'Maw, but...
I could have helped, but I feel like the what's it called is not even bad.
Also, I don't even mind playing calm on my board because I'm gonna probably have 3 dimensional
as well.
I do have void staff though, but I could also just go 3 dimensional and just keep calm.
I mean, let me see what I hit.
When I at least hit, I mean there's a cannon, is that good?
I mean I don't need this anymore.
Okay, at least I hit Ezreal too, you fucking dog game.
Cool, what do you do, nice.
Hello.
I have one mouth bite.
I have one mouth bite.
One.
two nidalee two silver two ash
soraka to a wahoo what does db do for me
I live on four s occasioners surely it's better than
No, not really, because this is a Void Marullo, and then I have to split the DV, which I can't
do that either.
Alright, well, unlucky.
Alright, one more, but the entire game.
I can't.
I can't.
Malphite won hard stuff and his Kenan just killed my fucking Zyra and I just lost half
my damage and would you look at that, I'm dead.
Log Jane.
Gargoyle, Steadfast, JG, Adaptive, yo my bad.
I mean, next time I hit MF2, I actually rolled a good amount of gold on MF2 as well.
And the sad part is, I didn't even hit MF there.
Like, yeah. My God!
This Executioner line is so fucking dog shit.
It's actually so dog.
It's just, no matter, like, you can't even flex, man!
The units are so fucking trash!
Oh my god, it's so bad.
Like, that's the line you play if you're bad at the game.
Because you just sit there and you instantly talk to a Malphite too.
Oh, god.
It's really bad compared to Primal Malphite.
What the fuck is Primal Malphite, man?
You don't even want like you don't even you don't even have to end because you're never playing fucking 2-flora for the fucking mouth bite
What happened like bro, how the fuck?
Because your final board you don't want to even like you're playing Rek'Sai on your board
And then you're also not even playing 2-flora and then you can also like what's better mouth bite with no floor or your cap
which is like you play Maokai Taric, what's it called, Rock and the Moo Moo, and then you just play
Cog Mountain, Nidalee, Sivir, Ash, and like a plus one Lux, Ivern, it doesn't fucking matter.
I don't even, I took Trade Sector as well, man, so I can roll more narrow, and then I still don't
even hit a pair and then I even played some dog-ass front line, I mean that game I could
have played, I could have just dropped Malphite and Azir because I had Zyra and I just, or
no I guess you can't drop Azir and then I just dropped Malphite for Lilia too and I
just played Azir and I played, like okay I could have hit Lilia too I can easily but
I would have just played Lillia plus like I just open sell Malphite because I'm not even paired then I roll for Lillia too
I mean did I see a gnar? I mean if I had a gnar if I found gnar I can also just play set 2 plus gnar and then I play Zyra for sure
Yorick for sure any juggernaut a zir for sure and probably
Like I don't know it like it or I could just hit Malphite 2 and win the game for free man. Oh
My god
I don't get it.
And I click e-con, and I click e-con on 3-2, the gold medal, and then I ended up not even
battling for the fucking pair.
And then if I didn't click Econ, I probably would have just not even worried about making
the Malphite too.
So then I could have just held the Lilia in the set and then flexed my frontline with
Triple Combat and then GG.
Just got back.
What did you place Plot 4?
I assume you can see it's doing it with the press voice.
I want the fucking beef dead last it wasn't a bought for it was an eighth
Dead last
I had this that's all the heart
I'm hungry.
I am 100.
I'm 100.
Plus one Audlent reroll to not hit spreading roots anyway.
I cannot.
Roots
You know it's pretty good. I can get three blossoms and click some people on this baby
Your karma, that's pretty good
All right, well if I'm gonna find a karma I can start rolling blossom and then like I know I can go for like a rolling augment
Which great sectors fine
And what I guess
We're weak
All right, well, I'm not here without a blotty charm next turn instead I got nothing
Team Y for educational stream today.
Love Chain Grodd.
Roaching Glove.
Roaching Glove.
Love Chain Grodd.
I'm going to Crown Guard, play around Glove.
it out. Karma. I will be playing the Blackthorn.
3, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
Alright, well, I- I know what I'm playing in this game.
Hopefully, I'm not 8. I mean, hopefully I hit a MF2-
Okay, but honestly, with Blackthorn plus 1, you- you don't even need MF2.
Because the thing is, your- your dual tank is gonna be tankiest, Bob.
You just put Blackthorn on anything and it just gains fucking 10 nails.
And then GG.
He is right. What the fuck?
It's a 22 guard wheel play of a bow quick streak.
GG.
Alright, a zeer, the mouth fight,
the mouth fight,
and the big gar.
And then the gore rig.
I think it'll stay.
Yamumu.
Uh, Zyrus, Soraka, Kennen.
You could also flex like Rek'Sai plus set instead of like Yamumu plus Na'Goth.
I'm- I'm- I'm like Mavis of the role.
And you know what, if I miss Malphite, he just- I don't know what I'm doing here.
Let's see.
Great, this guy's Blackthorn plus one as well, man.
Random Emblem.
What the fuck, he was slightly magical with all random emblems.
He got Blackthorne plus 1 as well, man.
What the fuck?
Kale, Expedition is not sure.
It's a branched out into Invoker plus 1,
so he's playing the set plus Murana plus Ari.
A Gargoyle, hopefully not Mouthbite.
Chojinrod, probably Mouthbite, especially with Electro Charge.
And set fast Redbox Flex.
All right, well it's probably two,
it's two way with being included, or three.
But you know what, I have Blackthorne and Emblem,
so I just have to hit one of,
I mean I can also hold on to the Lee off.
If I don't find Tenon, then I can just play this.
And I just, I just want you guys to know I've Blossom.
So, I mean, maybe you find some good Blossom charms.
All right.
All right.
Great man, I mean it's breaking, I guess.
Plog clock and jam.
am i close to the board?
uh, alistar?
do i have a blonk?
no, i have a teamo.
teamo, kabuko...
there you are, come back.
I mean it's actually not even good because it's really like I don't even know why you would ever have to have them through here.
Oh, it's because you got a 3.
If I can get a reforger, I can actually just pin it, but I'm actually pretty good.
Broadblog chain, I'm good to hear.
You win streak off that heck of a 2, really?
Yeah, not really.
Tear...
I mean, I'll just go tear. I need to go a little eventually, but...
Seems like 30 tears.
You are a demon when you try your best, but lately you've just been too lazy to prove
I hate you, actually.
So you're like, who the fuck broke it?
I mean, isn't my spot actually fine if I just hit fucking mouth bite?
But if I don't hit mouth bite, my spot is horrendous.
Yes.
I can.
I can't.
I can't.
Andora's Bench.
I mean there's a lot of value having Blossom into neutral so I get one next turn and I get one in the following turn.
I'm 31. It's two turns of Blossom's arm, so that's pretty good.
This guy looks like Thanos.
He's so fucking strong.
Is that even open?
I mean, he didn't even open, man.
Shoujin Rod...
...Club?
Hi, guys.
Believe me, I don't want to play fucking Executioners.
This line is trash.
It is legit trash.
The other lines, even if you miss, you can still top four.
This line, it's just a fucking-
Oh, I hope I hit fucking mouth like it's probably
What the fuck man, I'm not trying to play shit man
But I got black on plus one the triple Krug what the fuck does that do?
I mean, it's not really worth creating because the problem is, if he opens on me, then I'm
going to win and then it's just instant gg.
I lose a gold, that is what it is.
Did he open?
I could also just make this and try to win streak around this mid-game, and am I gonna
be win streaking around this?
Blackboard and Krug 2 with, what's my backline?
I mean I'm kinda not just keep losing, it's also a scouting party, so if I get like spreading
roots I can just like I should exactly win anyway I wish it's ass make 40 karma paired
should have played a karmlin sitting there
And then I can just pick up my board
You're a two
A bow
Okay, I mean my board is actually pretty like my mind is actually pretty flexible. I just need a
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Alright, spreading roots GG, and I'm just gonna just report to BlackDrone and get the
fuck off this line, but honestly, my items are pretty good.
I have Shoujin, Shoujin, Voidstaff, JG, Playoff of Chain.
Do I have a lot to report to this?
Shoujin Voidstaff Playoff of Chain.
Yunara 2 is fine.
Shoujin Voidstaff, JG, Playoff of Chain.
We all have chain.
We'll see.
I mean every roll down is okay. I mean ideally that just gets further roots here. I don't
Whatever, I'm committed to them.
I mean, I have the gun. If I mess with this amount of econ, it is what it is.
I have the fucking gun.
I have, I'm level 650 gold with epic roll down, and my items are Shogun, Void, JG, Gargoyle, Blackthorn plus 1.
I'm just gonna fucking send it, roll 20 times and I mean it is what it is. I mean he lost his streak as well.
He is level 6, 30 gold! 3-0, 30! Level 6, 30!
He is level 6, 30. He is level 6, 30. I am...
I have 40 rolls, or 40 gold worth of rolls. I am basically level 6 fucking 200 gold on this dumbass.
Where did this guy come from? Yo, what the?
Spreading Roots! Blackthorn Executioner! Like how?
Where is my spreading root? I could have just pivoted and got the fuck off this dog-ass line, man.
Blackthorn execution of the house is on the even allowed in the game.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Zero Econ.
I mean my spot's still pretty good. I actually don't even want to win. But if I win, that's fine.
Because if I win, I don't even know if I have enough econ to buy my units on 4-1.
But I do want to kill some demons. That would be great.
And I kill Zero again. I could not.
Then in 8-0, you're going hard stuck on one Malphite all game.
Now in a new lobby, I am Blossom Weaver with Jorgen Karma. What?
Oh, nice! Spreading Roots!
Plog Champ, Scouting Party, and other Spreading Roots!
Invoker Blossom Spellweaver! Nice!
Woohoo!
What a fucking joke, man.
The cloak is on a fucking one cost. Are you serious?
Oh my fucking god, like how, man?
If I got spreading roots, I can just pivot and win the game for free, man.
But now I'm just forced to play this and then I mean, like, roll it.
Fuck you, man, I'm so fucking bad.
I'm actually so bad.
Zyra...
It's pretty good, I guess.
I mean, I have 20 rolls on them, except I don't even think I have enough money for 4-1 all in.
because I won't be able to buy my units on the side of level 6 still I'm black
throwing plus 2, oh spreading roots spreading roots
I
May have 20 rolls, but like I mean I have to buy my units
So is it I mean it's not actually 20 rolls. I mean it's 20 rolls, but like I'm I'm I'm I don't know both by my units
That is a pretty good loss
Okay, I mean if I win this round I'm just going to 4-2 it, if I lose the round I'm going to 4-1 it.
Except if I 4-2 it I'll make.
And then also they have spreading hoots by the way.
Alright, well this actually kind of saved my game, not gonna lie.
Ah, Juggernaut summoner, Juggernaut.
And that's like kill nothing which I did not see my game I mean this guy's still almost
six how poor is he man?
It's only at 5 units on this board.
I'm pretty sure I paid nothing for this, it's literally free, it's just free old.
Let's see if I can kill some units.
I prefer to kill and then lose a round.
I kill all but one and then lose a round, but let me see if I have enough gold.
Honestly, I have enough gold.
I probably will not be able to use all my rolls because I'm out of gold, but I have
enough to send this turn for sure and you don't have to do lots of this turn also
Oh shit, I'm a big R. Ah, shit.
I don't have a vagar all right now fight you that's pretty good man except I don't have
I'm playing Malphite plus Kabukko, this is my board, Malphite plus Kabukko, three black
board, wait what am I missing, oh I don't know how to zero it, oh shit, oh I have to
I'm going to sell one of these.
Uh, sure I'll hold the lives, I don't even have a cannon anyway.
I'm going to sell 11 rolls, and I'm pretty sure...
Hicks, MW2 still complains?
I mean, bro, am I not expected to hit MW2 here?
Also, it's going to pretty bad, because I don't have a Vhagar Vhagar, that's usually a huge deal.
And I'm not sure I'm going to play fucking Brax on my board, man.
bie
also like, I
ahh, should probably just use 1v1, man
all right fuck the hy summons
Oh yeah, Lilia 2 is Lilia 2, but now I have, uh, what's it called?
Our Zyra 2, Soraka 2.
What does Vhagar look like?
Why did I sell my Rek'Sai?
Why did I sell my Rek'Sai?
Eh?
And now I don't have what's it called man, and now I'm screwed.
So why did I sell my Rek'Sai?
I mean at least I got anti-kill I guess, is that good?
Not really.
Also, is Titan's good on Malfight?
Ah, it gains more shield and then feels... I mean, honestly, it's fine.
I mean, I had to make something. I mean, I could go barbell because I don't know if I can enjoy it.
I'm just gonna roll once for Charm. I think I used my last real roll though.
I'm gonna just roll once for free roll.
I mean, I don't even mind getting a cannon and then I can just play...
Three Blackthorne, nothing wrong with that. I mean, there's Blackthorne here.
There's also Rek'Sai. One roll for free.
Another null fight. Temporary three star. Fuck you.
Shen.
I'm stacking a fucking... a one-muller.
Or a three-muller.
18, 16, 22...
Okay, so where's the vagar?
I can't.
Okay, also I have...
Okay, also where's the cannon?
Cannon? No.
Oh, got it.
Infernal Lux, Lawson.
I don't know, what the fuck is this item distribution?
Something that's on the bright end.
I mean I could have a red buff because I don't have a cannon but I can also, I mean I have to just finish the game and tank.
I mean obviously I'll type in some alphan and call it a day, not around that.
Honestly it's probably good because I have a 4 black one.
A vice and men bottom right, I don't even know what the fuck that means, but that book, I'm pretty sure I read that book.
I don't remember, I mean I read the spark notes for that book for sure though.
Also this fucking loser ass English teacher that I had in high school literally read the spark notes himself and then he made his quizzes
Like it unspark noticeable fucking loser alert loser alert
Benin what the what the fuck it why does my why does it do that?
I mean if I can't and I just don't play the stupid ass rex I actually wouldn't exist
This is just too flora. I just don't play this man, and I couldn't
And then now I mean I was gonna go what's it called man? I was I don't even mind going a titan's man
There's nothing wrong with the Titans
I care about a zero to I mean if you're two is not even bad man
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Oh, no.
I mean I don't have kidding yet. I don't really want to reflame it. I mean I'm hanging for this for sure.
Shogun Boy Red.
I mean I kind of want Red over here, but if I go Shogun Boy Red here, I don't have a third item for my game with scale.
And I just go Cromguard, and I'll slob if I get like a mana in here thing.
I mean it's looking alright. This guy has a fucking a moomoo as his main tank and I have a malphite
except I don't have a Vayne bar. So that's it.
I'm losing AP on my entire board man.
And then, and then I paid 8 gold, guys get this ready?
I paid 6 gold for this bow and watch this.
Watch this, watch this, auto amount of component, auto amount of component, GG I guess, auto
amount of component, you got me again right, you fucking piece of shit.
Alright, chain man item, and then if I get a man item here I can go a GG plus man item,
And then Shoja Boy's red on that.
Oh wait! Oh wait! They didn't get me again!
Wait!
Oooh!
Oooh!
Okay, I mean I kind of like Redbuff on...
This is fine. I think I'll move Redbuff when I find...
I don't care about maybe Redbuff is better here this term.
I feel like this is fine.
Alright, let's just look at like 56th level, 52nd next turn.
J!
Holy shit!
It's not an automatic opponent, that 6 gold is worth like 30 gold then.
I got a full item.
And I didn't kill a single unit.
I'm still too loud at this time.
I'm still going 50 gold man.
I can play like any Ivern.
Also, I'm sacking like a one-star Indian.
52 to level.
Jesus.
I'm playing...
I mean, I don't even want to lock this, though.
I mean, it's pretty good though, because it gives a lot more HP, like it's the difference of, I mean, now it's 39-34.
Uh, okay, well that is not good. I mean, I didn't know I was gonna hit double.
Radiant Gensu Pyjons. Radiant Gensu Pyjons.
And I think it's about to wrap onto the Soraka. Well, actually, I think it goes up. Oh, nice.
come on come on come on what the fuck is this someone kill this shit man hurry up
I don't have that much time what the fuck is this I think I'm made I mean I'm
not holding this shit I mean if I survived one turn don't I just win the
game also I should I could have had a kid on my board right now man I'm gonna
survive one turn I actually win the game man
I mean I'm still going bobo, I mean I have the Void Bo-Rod Glove, bobo glove, I mean I'm
pretty sure, I mean I could go Belt Chain Cloak, no, Belt Belt, Bo Belt, Bo Belt, and then
I have no fucking front line item then, no, I'm just not the wrong thread buff man, uh
what do I do?
Oh it was uh, oh shit it's Blackthorn on, oh shit it was Blackthorn on, oh shit.
It's blackboard on a moomoo, and also I'm pretty sure I need to be carrying this off of here.
Oh, shit.
Or it's blackboard on this.
Instead of blackboard on this stupid-ass moomoo.
I mean, if I survived this, I'd start going to actually win the game.
And my entire board is dead.
And now I'm dead.
Ah, nice! Look what I'm fighting, by the way.
Spreading roots, blossom, and voker spellweaver.
Yo, my bad!
I-I'm definitely outscaling this.
I think I need Kedding 2, a moomoo 2,
probably level 10 with a fucking Luxor Iber.
Oh, yay!
Woohoo!
Scouting party! That was really fun, guys!
Yo, that was really fucking fun!
They hit spreading roots and I don't!
Like, you pro... Fuck you, man!
Like, fuck you!
Like, how is this...
AHHHHHHHHH!
Wait, are they nerfing spreading roots?
I was told that they're...
They're nerfing spreading roots last...
Next set.
Or next... Next patch.
How, where do I read the, the patch notes?
A little chess.
The other guy's spreading roots, black one plus one execution plus one, by the way.
I legit have to be a hundred volt stronger to win.
Where are the changes?
I legit beat everyone and then I load up against burning roots and then I'm all, Bob is dead.
I fight Master E3 with Raiding Ginsu and then I fight running roots.
Oh, Jammin.
Oh...
Wait, where do I see the Janges?
I mean, it's probably still the best
in the game but you know what thank you good job because if they decided to just be lazy and then
just take away one gold I'm gonna be fishing even harder but uh yeah it's probably still the best
argument in the game so uh yeah but not probably it still is it's a fucking tier two but only a
reason it's it's like it like it actually is fine like it's actually a good nerve is because the
The reason it's so OP on 2-1 is you know exactly what component you go for, but honestly, it's still OP as fuck.
Why is it so good? Oh, I don't know, a tier 2 giving 2 emblems? Hmm. I don't know. Hmm.
A tier 2 augment giving 2 fucking emblems? The amount of gold that is worth?
It's four components that buff your entire board and give
Given items to your carries like how is that even allowed?
Imagine item extraction
But it buster entire board instead of four components it buster entire item extraction is already OP by the way
But like so imagine four components you're getting two emblems buster entire board and you can use the emblems under carries like how?
How has spreading roots been like this for ten sets in a row?
It just gives your entire, it just gives you direction instantly.
It gives your entire team a buff.
It gives two units items to hold.
It gives infinite win streak potential on stage two.
I don't even know why it still gives a gold.
Like how?
You're lose streaking?
And then you get spreading routes on three, two, and like, like it's the, it's the lose
You should bail out as well, man, because you don't send your items on 3-1, and then you just...
It's getting nerfed. That does not matter. It's still broken.
Ahhhh...
It's still broken.
This is a comparatively peaceful time.
It's starting fucking broken, man.
Oh, there he is.
How is this shit a tier two?
How is this a tier two?
I'm just good at spreading roofs one time.
Give me trait.
Is trait ladder getting nerfed next batch?
Surely.
I mean surely trait ladder is getting nerfed.
Same pure as woven magic.
I just got re-trained again.
just how can you compare spreading fruits and woven fucking magic compare woven
magic and item extraction
1, 2, 3, 4.
Can I get spreading roots please?
Spreading root?
Spreading root?
One time.
I can't.
I gotta break it.
I'm running for a GD, running for a GD.
Leggain Staling, start denying.
Bro, I don't even know why I would even click Leggain Staling here.
Why am I clicking Leggain Staling?
I mean, I'm kind of down to putting it on the list.
Yeah, fuck it.
Name one EXP for each ally that dies.
Spreading roots, sprygum.
Oh, for each enemy that dies. Am I killing anything here?
What a beautiful dream is alive.
Does anyone know why I clicked making scaling?
I don't think I'm scaling. I think I'll be dead momentarily.
My board is trash.
Okay, also this backline, this backline foundation or backline blueprint is also broken you got a tristana and a hundred plus one
nice man
Okay in instant direction. I just pop this shit. I just play recon that this and then just play some idiot and then
I should have just plundered this for info on what to go for, I'm here to solve.
I could also just wait.
Okay, there's Redbuff and there's Voidstaff.
Okay, let me see what people are playing.
That's probably A.G.
This guy is Kale.
That's 100 plus 1.
That's the one that's set up.
That's for IE.
IE's Viking.
I can probably play like some fast sign AP shit. I mean I have to roll an 8. I mean you just use this as an e-con augment, like you can't just go fast signs in this spot, you can't 5 loss and do a fucking level 9, that's what you mean, that's what you can't, I have to roll for something man.
And then if I make it to nine I can play like Ivan Lux, Kennen, Maokai, something.
I'm about as old five last year.
Mmm, did I just go rod?
What the fuck is this guy?
I guarantee you this is not even Kerm.
Kerm?
I've never seen Kerm use the fucking Moldiver in my life.
like there's no way this is for
it's him
really there's no way like a current does not use the fucking
oh I'm last big how
Okay, I'm playing late game scaling AP.
GG! What am I doing, man?
If I don't TP to Ivern 2, Kennen 2, Maokai 2, Lux 2, it's just GG.
That's patient study karma 2.
I mean this is basically just like a level 8 of over some frontline and just pray on
my roll down I hit like some some of the legendary legendary five costs like what
five costs I'm gonna play this game let's see I'm gonna play random Ash I can
play Draven and design I'm gonna play a loonie I can play gnar I can play
Ivern I can play Kenan I can play Lux I can play Malachi and I can play Derek I
can hit all I can I can play every single one of these units except for the
only one I can't play is like probably Elder Dragon and then I just a roll
over some frontline, and then I survive, and then I go nine,
and then I roll again, and then maybe I hit
some two star legendaries, and then I'll play
my board around that.
It's like I'm 70 HP, and it's not even Econ opener.
Also, there's no Karma or Yi, so I can't even
play Blossom Charms.
Oh great, the carmen just came through.
Fuck you man.
It's here.
I mean if I want to go JG then I play around Dulk Chain except I don't have to go some
far because I mean no matter what I want to play around a Wumboo Malachi plus Kennen
probably.
I mean I could go Love Chain I mean I might as well just stack one.
How do you know I don't hit spreading roots?
All right, here come spreading Roots GD spreading Roots GD
Spread Roots GD. I mean, I just instantly win the game not even kidding because it stabilizes my like pretty fast
I know what the slam because I know what like if I need to over roll an eight or not and then
and then
Yeah
Don't you just want econ?
How the- No econ augment is making me fast nine here unless I have like invested prismatic
or something.
I mean there's no tier two that's just a TP to nine.
I go nine on fucking 43 with one life and 10 gold.
Congrats man.
I made it to nine I guess.
No no no no no no no no.
It's supposed to go with the outfucking.
I'm nine.
Alright?
I'm nine.
Genie.
Yeah fuck it.
Bro, who cares man, let's just go nine.
Like it doesn't even matter man.
Alright, that's 28 gold, that's pretty good.
And let's see.
Alright, well that's the case and I don't really
wanna make,
Okay, well this guy's stacking one unit and I'm finishing my classes by jumping kills
immediate.
Okay, come on.
What?
Okay.
Okay, bro, come on, just one unit, man, just one, please.
The Rekhaan is just sitting there.
Okay, it's fine.
I'm in the second unit, at least level seven, so I...
So I killed, like, zero, I guess.
I am so poor.
I mean, I'm rich, but I don't really want to roll an eight.
This game is too old as well. Maybe I'll get an emblem in the 90s and roll an 8.
Coven emblem, Jesus.
Are you serious?
This is actually pretty good.
Six gold though, is that good?
And then what am I going for on Karasol?
I'm in glove chain.
And then what am I going for on Karasol?
probably a rod or a tear. I mean, I can go arching, Joel. I can also just finish the
rabbit on. Woo! I'm killing some units! I can also just finish Gargoyle, but I'm
I feel like Gargoyle is like a lot less value I'm actually killing some stuff
Okay, yeah, there's a rock that's pretty good
I mean I can just play Rock on my final board and then the broad is like pretty flexible
But I'm pretty sure I want to play a mumu cannon melt guy
But I have step as hard gargoyle rock on final board
What is this? You're doing on my board?
I'd rather just wait double pausics.
I mean that's what I get.
I know what works in the shadows.
I'm not playing this, no.
Okay am I close to nine?
Not really.
Yeah, not really.
No, no, no, this shit is, no, no, no, this shit is over, man.
I mean, I'm already committed. I'm not fucking rolling on eight, man. I mean, honestly, I could roll on eight.
I'm pretty sure if I try to go nine here, I'm giga-dead. That it's better to just roll on eight and then just nine on five one.
Yes, I will be giga-dead.
Even if I get triple econ, I don't even want another econ, right? I'm not gonna...
My board go nine and see what happens
Yeah, I think I'll be rolling on eight
But like I mean that bro
There's so it's so easy to start on the lenders and I have to over some front line and
Like even if I can go nine with like a triple econ set up. I'm just gonna die. I actually need some combat. I'm dead
Loki though.
Loki.
I'm I'm still too much guaranteed
okay if I win this round I'm going 9
oh I won this okay but it's not even good because I lost to school but now I'm guaranteed three lives
It's impossible to get 29, you can't die, you legit have to get like 7 out of 7 mode.
I mean, show us your Void Rod 68 to level, Casio P, I don't know, Genie, Rod, I rub it
I mean, I could also just make Rolo.
Ivern.
I'm gonna have to play Jorak, what is this?
I mean, Shoujin Void Rabbidons?
I mean, am I close to nine?
No!
No!
I'm gonna take the Merlal.
I mean, if I can win this round, I can actually just keep stacking, and then I'll just go 9 on, like...
Am I winning this round?
If I win this round, I actually win the game.
maybe tomorrow is the day no it's not it's one HP okay I mean I had to stop
one more like I'm committed like if I lose this round like I'm just committed
to nine yeah fuck it 60 the level 56 the following turn
Is this vanguard? Juggernaut vanguard?
How do I play this?
This is Rift Beast for the Krug?
Then what is this vanguard?
I'm not even rolling that much gold in this turn.
Shit.
Ah shit.
I mean this guy's carrying a Tristana 1 man.
Malfoy won Tristana 1, he has a BT Gumblade on a fucking Vagar.
He has a BT Gumbling on a Vhagar.
That's his board.
I'm pretty sure I won this round, man.
Okay, I won the game.
Do I have enough to level?
It's 36 to level.
I mean, I could stack one more to make it like, but the thing is, on average, I'm not
I'm not gonna lose this round.
Set a moo moo.
Ah yeah, fucking.
Little crab.
How do I play this?
all right alpha mark on this idiot J
that's probably a mess I'm actually I've bought armor
J even now I mean I mean now my front line is not even bad
Oh this is over. I only should have actually made it.
Holy shit I made it. I can't. I'm at 3 turning up but this is what they call it.
It wants to be Diana over this and I can drop the Rift Beast eventually.
But it's kinda expensive.
There's Kennen but there's also a Maokai.
But it has to be Diana and then I don't really want to drop the Rift Beast yet.
I don't really want to drop the red beast yet though.
Like, drop, drop.
The problem is this is Vanguard, so Diana over this, and then I might as well drop this and this and this for Kedyn plus...
I mean, I'm that pro, like isn't this with plot armor or legit OB?
The- the- the- the- the- the- but allies fall below with something, something?
Okay, well I'm paired, so fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you.
And there's just three juggernauts for now, but...
Number of these gloves
Is there a juggernaut I can play you're right for four juggernaut. I mean I've nothing else to play
all right, I
Mean it looks like my board is ass
But I'm I'm very close to just winning the game. I
Can drop drop for for Diana plus one so Diana I think I'm open slot so Diana plus lots and that's my board
No, no, I just, just wait, I'm too late!
I'm too late, I'm too late!
Just wait, just wait, just wait.
Eight one stars, no, not really, look!
I have plot armor with 12% health, 12% attack speed, man.
My board is good, man.
And I have Rock too.
I mean, just look at these fights, these are straight 100 zeros.
Are these not 100 zeros?
a loonie this is fucking useless okay I can also drop okay for a fucking moment
man. Alright. Oh, I mean this is a Malfight 2 Nidalee 2, and I have a whole bunch of trash
for this Nidalee to reset off of. Okay, I mean, okay, my turn all through one more time.
I'm pretty sure that has to be good, right?
And, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba, oh wait.
J?
I'm gonna get this over, I mean, I'm still two lives here.
Yeah, I'm still two lives here,
and then I'm rolling on nine-on,
so I'm probably gonna find some of it.
I mean, it's mainly I need a lune two.
I think without a lune two, my board is completely dodged.
But also, I'm pretty sure I'm not even playing
with this game, because Terri is just over there.
I mean, I'll take that.
The spell Weeba.
Sure.
I don't have a single, I mean, I can move them all over here, I technically can also
Uh, can I, can I play once I call for this?
Uh, how do I get, how do I get executioner for this?
I can't.
What?
so bad because I don't have executioner in but I don't even think I can play executioner
this so like surely it's not these items like there's probably something in ah shit
ah shit
I just don't play this I mean surely
I can't really sell a two star.
Also, I should have bought a four cause.
Fuck the Murana.
Fuck the Murana.
Alright.
Also, I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure Taric is better than Diana or no.
I lose some AS and AP, but then I gain not only Taric, but I also gain, oh, it's Taric
with plot armor.
Shit.
Why does it look like I'm dead?
Oh, it's not pink mouth, I see it's zero sats, man.
How many sats is he at?
Oh, 700? I mean, that's pretty good.
Except this mouth, like, even it's not even tanky, man.
Kale player.
Oh, and also this Diana gets to fuck off my board.
I mean, buffing one unit is that good?
I mean, surely this 700 stacks is enough?
And I'll just buff it with that idiot.
Can't even hold this.
I mean, I hit this too, I win the game.
Oh, I need to move this rock over here.
This guy's driven too.
Okay, it's fine, it's fine.
I mean, is Elder Dragon 1, is that good?
I can't.
Why does it look like I'm dead?
Can someone kill this fucking Elder Dragon, man?
Holy shit, okay, okay, okay, what's this?
You want the cherry pear like that, man?
Oh, Hunter plus one, Crown Guard, blue buff.
I miss Ivan too, I'll be with you.
Not the spellweaver.
The triple Zyra.
One roll.
GG!
GD!
Um, he's not Ringard 3, that's pretty good.
Yeah, fuck it, he's gonna, he's, he's fucking Ringard on this side for sure, fuck you.
Yeah he did. I mean that's pretty good for me. I mean if I hit one of these two
stars I just itemize it and I just win the game man. I think my my my tenant's
dead. My tenant didn't ult again. I mean surely I can win it's rai-
They strike in Rengar, he is just the strongest, he is on a 12 win with Rengar 2, Tristana
He is on 12 win, by the way.
Spreading Roots.
They,
Spriken,
Rengar.
Like, it's just, how can you compete?
Like this meta, you just,
you can't, like you can't,
gluestricking has never been so bad.
I mean, it's not only because of spreading roots.
It's also just because it's so easy to stabilize your board
on level eight because all the four gods are pretty good.
But he's just on a 12 streak with Rengar too!
12 streak!
Fuck you man, like...
My god, face-spriking Rengar baseline...
Face-spriking Rengar? My board is good man, I find one of Ivern too and what's it called, do?
Like this is just the baseline of face-spriking on Rengar, I won't even put 3-star Rengar!
Nice! 36% win rate! Woohoo! Spreading brute strikes again!
Like a pro fuck you man! Oh my god, let's just say you make the Sivir 2.
I won't even put Rammus 3, Triss 3. Oh my god, now let's put 3 star ray.
Oh my god.
The fact that the baseline is 3.61,
I mean, he was on a 12 streak, man.
Oh my god.
Now let's say you make it December 2. Let's actually just put the Ramus 3 interest on
three. Because that's what his board would have been. Yay! Yay!
Yay!
spreading the roots, sprite in URF, and then just makes a fey and then just wins
the game on Rangar too.
You know they're probably, they're finally nerfing roots, it's probably a
a 4.0 average? Yes. When you're saying post-nerf, it's going to be a 4.0 average? Or you're
saying right now it's a 4.0 average? Oh, God. The ADP probably is probably that insane
if they finally nerfed it after 3 sets.
Yes.
Yes.
The amount of times you said I won the game is ridiculous and you lost, lol.
I don't even believe myself that I won the game.
You genuinely think I'm winning the game from that spot? I'm just sitting here just trying to lose.
The fact that it's even a top 4, I'm happy.
I lost a Rengar too by the way.
What makes emblems OP this set?
Every single fucking trade, not only are the emblems giving infinite stat,
every single fucking trade is a 2 trade.
And all, like there's like a 4 cost for every single trade in the game.
So you have infinite fucking tempo in the early game,
and then you also have just like infinite like outs on stage 4,
and then your cap is never low because you're up to items.
And emblems.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
Yes, like what is the ADP of woven magic?
Also, can I just flake and just come back on the new patch?
Bro, I don't even know why I'm even playing DFT.
There's a new patch in two days, man.
This shit, I cannot.
This shit is some ass.
Wait, where do I read the patch notes?
T and T patch notes.
Like PBE patch notes.
What site LHS?
I've never used this site before.
What do I look?
Uh...
So 4 less gives me the level to 8, 4 less gives me the level to 9, 4 less gives me the
I need a lot of the tannin, a Kali buff, Camille buff.
The triple buff in this Unicom.
Water buff in these mares?
What the fuck?
Uh, permanently, oh the buff in Vagar, what is this?
Not too easy to check if this is enough for a buff.
I don't fucking care enough.
I don't know don't care. I don't really care. Don't care either.
All right.
The buffing for Blackthorn enters games.
I mean this is this is this emblem is not even OP it's the fucking augment that
makes it good I'm not really sure why that's gonna nerf it. Hunter emblem base
the buffing hunter
Vanguard emblem blighting jewel nerf, quicker blade nerf for being idle buff,
whole crusher or something like that or whatever and G. Alright. Bunking. Bunking. Bunking.
I mean I'm not gonna play some kale use when the game for free or not really but like
Your spot's like pretty good.
Floor.
Floor?
Oh!
I mean, I go rod, no fun. I don't know, that's kind of...
Is Seekers on Yi decent or not?
Is Seekers Yi good?
This guy called Yi.
Okay, am I playing in the...
What else can I Seekers?
Let's find a way to stop this.
What else can I see here?
Spreading Roots. Roller Blossom.
Work the weight on Leona.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Okay, so what do I do with Seekers then?
Is there anyone else that can hold Seekers outside of Cale?
Seekers?
Arm of Arm.
He's an object of trash.
It says Cale.
And that's it.
Haha.
Haha.
And that's it.
It's also plus out on E as well.
Alright, well, I think I'm just gonna pray I get a Reforger.
Or I believe my game is over.
Can I get a Reforger?
Okay, I mean even if this guy's worth the late kale, try to skip this.
I'm gonna have to buy one more, man.
So the thing is, then I have to go for such 23.
Since he has the Ono 3.
And then I have to like commit to not making Egon here.
But I mean like what else am I gonna play?
I don't get it.
Also I bought EXP.
So maybe not.
I'm pretty sure the chances of me getting a Reforger is very high.
Cause I don't really want to lose Econ.
Also like I'm kind of like semi contesting him.
Alright Master Yi.
If you lose and kill one game four.
Oh wait I didn't buy EXP.
By the way like it's like kind of contesting.
But I don't know if I want to go...
I mean this guy's Yi with Blossom Brawler plus one of the Titans on Rengar.
Adapta.
I mean I'm pretty sure the chance of me getting a reporter is very high though.
Sure they didn't kill one unit.
I mean I'm not I don't want a champ a minus four man how
how I'm pretty sure I should be England towards what's it called man the Casio
It's not a Casio Pia game and I just go random orn 3 and then I just play...
Is Seekers even good on what's it called?
Is Seekers good on Fiddlestick?
It's a 4.89.
Oh, it's not even good on Fiddlestick.
Oh my god.
Okay, can I get a reforger then?
I mean, I'm pretty sure I have to just play Casio from the spot.
I mean, I'm looking at my spot.
This looks like a, what's it called game.
This looks like a Casio Pia game.
I have two Casio Pia, five more.
And then if I don't get a reporter, it is what it is, yay?
Also like how bad is Seekers on Fiddlesticks, lowkey?
Is there a build that makes Seeker's Fiddle good?
Fiddlestick.
Items.
Seeker or Six Defender.
Seeker's on Fiddlestick.
Honestly?
I'm out! I'm fucking out! Where's my mastery? Where's the mastery that I sold?
Eh? Okay, is there someone else? I mean, I'm pretty sure I can just contest Master Yi
and just play 2-star Yi and it's fine. But let me just make sure... let me just make
Rapid fire cannon. There might be a unit that can use RFC that's not me. Rapid fire cannon.
Let me see.
I mean I can also I'm pretty sure I'm like it's strong enough to just level in
just like you do this shit is so broken in it is legit fucking broken but also I'm
I'm pretty sure I want ADE, and I'm not playing Rengar this game because I have 0 stacks.
I mean, no, it actually is that broken.
You can just play, and then you just play Sivir Nidalee, or you just play Nidalee Duo,
man.
Yee Nidalee Duo.
It doesn't even matter.
I just play AD Rengar, or AD, and then I don't play Rengar, and then I just play AD.
I just go RFC.
I mean, usually it's GS, but why don't I just go Crack and DD, and you're something,
something, Vi, could have leveled, actually.
Do I have an Adakta?
I mean just, just, just, just look.
Just look, I'm going to top board this game, just look.
Uh, I mean am I playing Cogmaw on my board then?
And I just playing Nibbley, Duo with my frontline being okay?
Hmm.
I mean usually it's GsQ, so that's why I kind of want AV.
Oooooooo.
Oh, little Kraken BB then.
I'm not playing Rengar, so I have to go AD.
The way you're ever going fucking ROC ginsu views, look what ADG does.
Double straights, grants 15% starting task fee, and would you look at this.
I have 55 starting task fee.
Did you know that if you're playing Rangar and you have G8 QSS, the best last item is tracking anyway.
He's right.
Well you probably don't even know that.
I learned that from, I forgot who, but...
And then now I just play... and then what's my plus one on nine?
Um, if I go GS, how do I make this ADE?
Because I'm not playing Langrisser's game.
He's right.
Uhhhhhhh....
Celestial Blessing, exactly.
Bro, if this gets tickled down, it gets tickled down, man.
And I'll roll this once.
And whatever.
We got some units.
What do I get? Something good or not?
Oh, a set. That's pretty good.
How do I get Blossom in?
Alright. And then I just go chain, build some frontline.
Alright, what's my board gonna be?
I need to find a Yorick, right?
I mean, I'm actually certain that you can duel here, you two.
I'm actually certain.
Because the amount that I win should be with RCE.
Uh, set.
Scrug yee.
I mean, I'm probably playing Kog'Maw, Vi.
There's one more missing, the Yorick.
And then maybe I can just go fast on it and just play Draven and not have a 7 loss on
it and all that.
But I have to roll over on 8.
Okay, well I have a plus 1, it's usually Rengar, but I go Rik.
Yeah, it's usually Rengar.
I don't think I have enough items to play Zyra.
Can I drop something or something else?
I would rather itemize Tank, Nidalee, and Knee.
Alright, I need some frontline items.
The chain is on a one cost?
I mean I don't really want Zyra, I just need some front line items.
Alright, I'd rather kill, do I want to kill Tier Chain or do I want to go, do I want to
go Valor or do I want to go Crown Guard, play off Tier?
I mean do I want to get anti-heal eventually though, but I feel like Rod is like, you can't
I can't even make anything.
Should I roll once for Blossom?
No.
I feel like, I mean, if I go pure chain player on Rod, I can still go Morillol.
And I have to go.
Missed Yee too!
Okay, well I'll be rolling on 4-2.
Maybe I should be rolling for a charm this turn, because I do need Yee too eventually.
But yeah, if you're building Gensu with RFC, I think that is probably why you bought 4
with RFC.
The shit does not do anything.
And you definitely want AVE because APE, like you don't want healing on a range unit.
Like RSE is 55% starting AS and then every double strike you get 15 AS. So who the fuck is building GIMZOO?
And then usually, I mean the stats say that this is a QSSGS, but that's if you have Ranger
on your board.
But I don't have Ranger on my board.
I found Feylux.
What the fuck is this thing?
Minus one.
Okay, should I roll on 7 until Yiju or should I just pray that I'm going to hit Yiju on
I mean the problem is if I don't hit E2 on E2 my game is old.
No cap.
I mean, I'm kind of down to 1-2 each, too, but then, like, I mean, I guess I don't have
items from middle either so I probably should be willing to leave you to
a loony I play a loony
in Italy and I'll just level whenever I can
so where's where's the G2 I I play a loony no
So everybody have I2.
Alright, bow belt BF sword.
Belt BF bow, set 2, I can't.
And GD.
Do I even want to go components?
I mean, I can go build, like, build VFAD on this.
I mean, surely I get some takedowns, fuck it!
44 to level.
I mean, I kind of need items, because I'm probably going to be dual-caring, like...
Look at this RFC!
He's straight up better than 2 star 4 cost man!
I mean yes I'm contested, that's why I'm just pivoting man.
Or like I'm just gonna level.
Like what the fuck is this?
Assort Smith! I can't!
Uhhh... Alright, I roll over Charm.
Every 10 gold you have. I mean, I couldn't play this idiot.
Also, should I go 1 GS over here?
I don't want double DV over here, but I also don't want Kraken over here.
I mean, don't I want Starak here?
And also I want RSC Kraken together.
And then I don't want like RSC Kraken GS and then I go double-db here, is that good?
I'm just gonna double-GS and call it a day, man, fuck you.
Also, should I just sell this?
I'm sure there's something better than the stupidest zero item rock.
Which I don't even know what the fuck it is.
Alright.
But I'll probably move the GS to like Zyra, I guess.
I don't even know if I should have won this primal.
It's so far away.
This is with me winning two rounds.
Alright, is there anything to play next turn?
Should I just play a random morgana?
Random morgana with brawlow? That's my board.
I'll allow it.
I have a brahlo I can put on Morgana instead of tog me out.
Siver 2, Malphite 2, Nidalee 2!
My RFC is starting on a Malphite!
GG.
Nice one man, yo this is a great fight, PogChamp that was really close, cybernetic implants
with Saladiers, one econ double combat, cybernetic 3 of them, 3 of them, 3 of them, and I'm just
sitting here, I mean honestly that's pretty close, and he has server 2, Nidly 2, Mouth
like two and I'm loading in with
hmm I mean I could play I just realized though
I needed to stay down here
I was dreaming about it. I mean, you too was better than Dream 1.
No, I'll just play this until I find something better.
Ash 2.
Level 9, cannon 2, ash 2.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Also, I'm pretty sure Kennen 2 is better than... great, a fucking belt, man, but I already
have a certain brawler.
I'm pretty sure Nidalee is worse than just three of them, calm out.
Because at least my calm was guaranteed to survive. Six free rolls, GD. GD!
I'm an ipod. I don't even know this is active in the slot.
I don't even have gargoyle.
I mean I can play, I can play uh, Sivir 2, Zero Synergy.
Did I far- no.
Okay well I'm just sitting here with an open, open unit.
So I might as well just hold this niddle because I mean, I mean Sivir 2 is pretty good, man.
Super 2, Bob-Chain.
Alright.
Uhhhhhhhhh...
Alright, what the fuck does Invoker do?
I have items for everyone.
But I have Rock 2, I'll play Rock 2. I can also hold Morgana and Zyra.
And I can also have Rock.
Alright.
This Master Yi is attacking my Master Yi instantly.
They killed my idiot and now my Master Yi is dead.
I don't get it.
Mastery got fucking one shot man. This position is terrible. I could have won this round if my position wasn't subhuman. Oh
My position is legit subhuman man. I just have to put my main tank here. I could win this fight man. Ah
Okay, can I find one upgrade please bro fucking Morgana man
I'm running out of removers.
I don't need more removers.
Oh, great.
Oh wait, oh, it got killed by, I don't even know what.
I'm sure there can be this.
These guys rock one from mine.
At least I have a set, too.
Except my entire board is dead.
I didn't kill a single unit.
My father died instantly.
My board is ass.
My board is ass.
Cute with those kraken.
I mean one more two-star report is not even that bad, man.
The casters have reduced. I have two casters, man.
And GG.
I can't. I can't.
I can't.
Also, I have to sell Middle-E.
Did I heal? Oh, I healed.
Did I heal? Oh, I healed. That's pretty good.
Oh, great. I'm fighting the Malphite Two Silver Two Middle Two.
Oh, god.
Malphite Two Silver Two Middle Two.
I mean, my Middle is still alive.
I mean, that's pretty good. I'm alive.
I'll chance.
I mean, I'm pretty sure if I have Nidalee too, this game, my spot's not even that bad.
But, uh, yeah, I don't have Nidalee too.
So now my spot is very bad.
I mean, I can dual carry this stupid ass fucking graven, there's a G-A-Narr I can play.
I mean, Sterak is pretty good.
Oh, god.
I mean, honestly, Seekers, I missed my initial one, then I get RSC, and then I mean, there's another E player, so now we're just double ball four.
And then now I reforge, and I mean, you know what? Whatever, man.
And Lowkey, my board is not even bad.
What I get?
Of course there's Zyra paired, now that I- how is there just-
All right.
Why can I not kill a single unit?
I didn't ult.
It didn't ult the fucking...
...the elune.
And now my entire board is dead
Wait, I can't
You won I'm six anyway, man. This guy's Rengar 3 E3. I
Mean I could play gnar over this
I mean if I literally to my board is actually not even that bad I mean at least he's driving
Okay, I mean Arch into that's pretty good right I got what they call
Okay, he's dead.
Heading to!
Where did this come from?
Draven to!
Wait, what?
I mean, that's not even bad.
I mean, it's actually not even bad.
Hello?
Can I just wait for the new patch?
I'm pretty sure Master Yi by the way is getting completely killed.
It's Artifact Yi, like for all it's so fucking boring man.
Oh, the nerfing ADE, 98 to 93, the APE fucking sucks, that shit is actual ass.
Emily is higher rank than you bro, it doesn't matter man.
Bro.
Oh, god man.
I don't get it.
Bro, just play everyone hit Chowder on this patch easily.
Bro, I don't care about the fucking rank, it's about the quality of the games.
Why am I playing a patch that's gonna be fucking refreshed in two days?
Like it's like whenever you lose to something that's getting nerfed like how do you have
the motivation to keep playing is the question like let's say you load up and you you play
against spreading roots and you lose your streak because you just have two emblems you
lose by like half a unit and he didn't have the second emblem you would have won the fight
Like, how do you just look at that and just be like, yeah,
that was like GG.
Because now is now and tomorrow is tomorrow.
I don't get it.
And that's on God.
Bro, I don't even mind ending in driving the 7-Eleven and getting these fucking taquitos.
These 7-Eleven taquitos are fucking BOSS.
Wait, wait, wait, mine doesn't have a bottle of taquitos, mine only has like three options.
The steak and cheese, it's not good.
They have like a modern jack that's good
and they have like a jalapeno cream cheese,
which is like, eh.
I just get three of the cheese ones, the cheese and chicken.
Oh, it's steak and cheese is the best one.
Well, should I get that one?
You eat 20 minutes into literally every stream.
Like I'm sitting here bro and there's a new patch, like this shit is not fun man.
May I flake?
Wait, okay, wait, when even is the new patch?
Is it Wednesday?
Or wait, is it Thursday because of Slavery Day?
Or is it Wednesday?
Brother, you win Dead Last and TPC Lock-In.
Oh, I definitely didn't.
I think Dead Last would not be playing week two.
Or we're not gonna be playing Day 2.
Wait, is it Wednesday or is it Thursday?
The patch dates on X date Thursday.
Oh my...
No!
No, you got me!
No, fucking Labor Day, man!
What the fuck is this dumbass hole in a Labor Day?
Bro, fuck off, Labor Day.
What is Labor Day?
I remember, I googled this earlier, man.
Labor Day celebrates the social and economic achievements, contributions, and historical
impact of American workers.
Observed on the first Monday of September, the holiday traces back to the late 19th
century labor movement.
Added this while for fair wages, safe conditions, and shorter workdays during the height of
the Industrial Revolution.
New York City held the first official celebration of the parade on September 5, 1882.
Congress passed legislation making a federal holiday in 1894, which President Goward Cleveland,
I didn't realize I was a fucking president.
Who the fuck is President Grover Cleveland?
Wait, have you guys ever heard of the President Grover Cleveland?
Yes, really? Nah, nah.
If there was a rank for most fucking piss random no-name president, it's Grover Cleveland.
And that's a fact. That guy would be rank one.
Rank 1, piss rant.
Zero out of ten r-
You ask someone stranded in Antarctica who's a president?
Who here is-
And you give him Abraham Lincoln?
Give him one test that has Abraham Lincoln in one with Grover Cleveland.
I guarantee you that shit is an A-100-0.
It is a fucking A-100-0.
What?
Tell me the 23rd Prime Minister of Canada Pro- I don't even know the fucking- the current
one, man.
Okay, at least I have comics, and that's pretty good.
Am I supposed to care about the current one?
I mean, yeah, we what?
I mean, I know the Capital Canada, it's the one that starts with an L, I think.
Is it Ottawa? Is that the Capital or not?
Correct! Alright, that, see?
Ohio, bro
Three I got skin
Name five European countries UK
Italy
Greece
Switzerland
Spain
Portugal
Why did I upgrade this?
Oh wait, oh wait, I can't make e-fine anyway
Oh, that's fine
Uhh
Is that 5?
Name 5 African countries?
Uhh
Egypt?
Nigeria?
Rosette, Egypt! Wait, is Egypt not in Africa?
Wait, what?
Egypt? In Africa?
Yes!
Each of them is an afterthought, you motherfucker!
Bro, no, nice try, man, nice try with the range bait.
You almost got me, man.
Okay, do I even dare check for trait ladder, or should we just keep it as a surprise?
Surprise!
You're going eight!
You're telling me I'm playing towards fast nine with two trait ladders in the lobby.
Oh my god.
It's just G.G. man.
I like when he zooms in and makes the stream feel a burst in, brother.
This shit is eight.
I'm going fast 9.
Two trait ladders.
I mean, I could also just try to kill some units.
I mean, are the boards even like, I can save like one life if I just don't make any old.
Let me see...
Like if I play Cogmaw plus this plus this...
I can kill one.
Is that even worth it?
Yeah, not really, man.
I did it! I got you! What the...
I mean, it's fine. I get to kill one, I guess.
I think it'll be worth it, I guess.
Well I don't, like the biggest reason is I don't want to lose my 5 of losts.
I'm not even 5 losts, I have 1 gold.
And honestly it's not a 5.
Did I even kill 1?
I didn't even kill 1.
But I downloaded my coming in.
And minus 1.
Well honestly I just made a gold nest turn and it's fine.
I have this 1 gold man.
Unless I can't even make Econ this turn.
So I'm pretty sure if I'm at 5 plus 1 I'm at 26.
5 plus 1 plus 1 at 27.
If I get 3 gold I can still make 30.
So it's actually fine, I just lost a gold.
And that's what it is.
But it has to be a 3 cost.
Okay, I mean I was gonna go against you Kraken but...
Alright, let me sit up.
I mean maybe, maybe I can actually beat Trey Ladder, or no.
I mean maybe.
I mean I'm not to try and if I don't whatever don't really care that much honestly
I'll then do I didn't do a math wrong alright well now I get five plus three
plus it's a next one I'm losing another gold but I guess it's fine because I can
just pre-level so I see a level five shop so it's like not actually a little
I just saw this guy is rapid fire plus one from testation kitchen I think this guy won
the game.
He can play five rapid fire and sustain it.
Huh.
Huh.
I ain't ESC cost one less game to help in one free re-roll whenever you level up.
I mean, I guess I don't have to go fast nine and I can still, like, my spot's still okay.
I mean, I could roll an eight.
RFC QSS Kraken, fuck you man.
Bro, I could have ended his 5th streak, man.
Oh, god.
What, is that, I just pre-launched for no reason?
Is that just gave me a troups?
I'm pretty sure I didn't actually kill some units if I want one of these, but I might
just not be able to hit one of these games.
I either find the Cassiopeia or I have to kill some units.
And then I feel like if I catch out 135, I'm eaten anyway.
Also, being nerfed upward mobility, you get one re-roll when you level up, bro.
Oh, I mean, I find the Cassiopeia, that's pretty good.
You get one re-roll on level up? Are we serious?
GG, man! No! And now I'm fucking broke.
So you're telling me Train Ladder can get 30 gold, 7 components, and a pawn? And I get 1 reroll?
All right, all right, after 18 seconds game
I don't think my units are going to be alive I mean at the end of the day I don't think
this is going to have coven and my other options are like I don't really think they're going
to be alive.
Uh, okay, you know what saves me here?
Spreading Roots.
I hit Spreading Roots and I can commit to, uh,
a board.
And then I, I mean, I can't, I mean, I can't make my items.
Can you make the fucking volumes?
If you make the items, you're gonna fucking bronze.
There's so many, like, augment outs that just give me infinite direction.
Like, Spreading Roots, I instantly just, I'm back.
And then if I get, like, a Giga Econ Augment,
I'm probably just gonna, like, slam fast on items.
Oh wait, it's prismatic party?
Ooooooh, okay, I mean, then if I get like a prismatic e-con and then I go one combat.
I'm prismatic, that's gonna use 10 gold, that's basically a combat.
Or like an e-con.
Prismatic ticket.
Honestly, that's not even bad.
That's basically a gig of combat, or e-con.
Instead, I don't have the raw gold to sustain it.
I could also just roll and eat this game and just go for a 3 star 4 cost.
Alright, what are some 4-costs that no one holds?
I mean, is there any board that I can play that can play?
Alright, let me just click on a board with as many shit 4 costs as possible.
Alright.
What's my board?
Alright, Lillia, Fiddlesticks.
Alright, Auri's pretty shit.
Remember, Gada's pretty shit.
I mean, set.
I mean, surely I win some rounds.
I mean, no, the thing is, like, if I play Ezreal, I have to win some rounds, though.
And I don't think I'm gonna win a single round if I just sit here and just play all this dog shit.
I'm gonna have to win some.
What what the
I mean, I could also just like play the normal Auri board and then I just hold Lillia to one bench.
Yay.
I mean, I'm not trying to play stupid ass pebbles plus karma, but I mean, I can replace these easily.
I just have to make sure I can win some rounds.
Morgana, Set, Rock, Ari, I don't have to play this, Tarek, I mean I just don't play Blossom
and I just play Fiddle, Lillia over these two, but then why am I playing Krog, I mean
It's just a... I can replace it with an R.
That sounds pretty decent, actually.
It said I have, like, zero gold.
Also, I'm getting kind of low.
And then that way I can just play these things on my board.
What is that? Vanguard? Also, I don't even want to use all my rolls because I have to
wait for these... Okay, actually not even that many people playing Borjaus. This guy's
This has Reroll as well, and he's gonna hold Set, and this has playing Brappity Plus once
we might hold Brebel back, and this has playing Shoujin Adapts with something, trait Ladders,
so he might actually hold Alivia as well.
Huh.
Am I E.F.?
I mean I got red buff that's pretty good it's always a buff already rock
Is there even a executioner player in this lobby?
Should I just play executioners then?
I mean maybe there isn't.
But then I don't want to, I can't really hold.
I mean I'm not making that man okay also like fuck this fuck you fuck you fuck you
and
Okay, I mean that's enough rolling for now
I'm a fucking what to call them on board shoujin jg
red buff
More mobs
Now have to finish their things and third one of them. All right. Well, hopefully I'm not dead
And now I just show for a bit I mean I don't have to go for three star four costs right I
Don't even think I beat you
I'm sure I'm gonna show that being you right I lost the e2
I mean, this is legit infinite old.
I could go rock 2 or not, probably not.
Also, I'm pretty sure this is better than...
Can I play that?
Wait?
I mean I'm getting infinite rolls, legit infinite. It's not, I mean, I took a fucking...
Ha ha ha ha!
Refa, hoop-up, whatever it's called.
50% chance. Can I kill a single unit please? Okay one roll there. I mean if I don't hit
This is where I'm dead as fuck.
I got one roll.
I got one roll.
I cannot.
GD!
GD!
I can't!
I can't!
Fuck you!
And GD!
I mean, surely this is good.
And then I can give it like...
And then let me give this...
Warmog's this plus a Ravenons.
Yeah fuck it!
Yeah, I mean I should probably get a thing on my board somehow, those are that idiot
But, okay, I mean, I can go crown guard and set it in a stupid ass rabidon.
I don't see something I should really do with anything.
I have gargoyle, anyway.
Like the rest of my board quality is just going to be better than a fucking idiot.
But I definitely probably want fey.
How much does fey heal?
Oh, it doesn't really heal anything, because that's your sax.
I guess I have three saxes.
But then I have to play like...
Look at these units I have to play.
Uh, okay, also, should I be playing a cog meow?
Should I be playing the cog malo or something? I mean yeah fuck this unit.
I don't have anti MR. Alright major poly I sell my power board.
I'm playing fucking I'm playing man what
Oh, I'm pretty sure you're taking a guarantee if you've only had zero gold are I'm coming in
Ha ha ha
GV is this good
I mean I just need a juggernaut
In case like some bullshit happens.
Alright there, juggernaut.
I might as well play the Vrith Beast.
And I might as well just farm some components.
And GG!
Shogun Red, Blue, something, Rabidons.
Is this shit broken?
Oh, this looks fucking broken.
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
Bye
Malachi juggernaut
All right, well I need to find one more job or not
He'll heal deal 11,370 mad again and resort to the one hundred percent
The fuck is this shit, but it's so ugly game
Is there a juggernaut?
Any juggernaut? I'm happy.
I don't even know what they look like.
I mean, I don't know if it's like two juggernauts and then give this HP.
I don't even know why I'm trying so hard.
I have a cog now on my board.
I have a fucking cause on my board.
I'm just not like a matter to him.
Ah, it's nice to see trait ladder go away.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I mean have I sapped the Blackthorn, what do I get?
What the fuck you man?
17, I mean I have no damage, I'm actually in the loose.
It has to be like a Blackthorne unit that gets carried.
I need like, I don't even know what, why do I have a mouth out of my ward?
Also I didn't even bother swapping my items.
I mean, you can't even go through this man, I shouldn't have denied it for the restart
five costs.
Eh, that should be good.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Nice components.
No, I mean, I mean, it's because he's not getting targeted.
Like, don't I just win every fight if I just complain nothing?
Like, I'm pretty sure I can just do this.
I don't even know why, though.
Naur.
Naur can throw him?
What?
No?
Does someone have Naur in there?
Yo, yo, yo!
Someone has nowhere on their board, man!
Aww...
Hello?
Aww... I think I lost.
Oh wait, oh wait, Zardar died.
Oh, okay. Wait, I almost-
Hello?
Holy shit, okay, I didn't place some units. What the fuck is this?
How does this almost lose? I have a 3 star 5 cost!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, what the- wait, I almost lost?
I have a fucking 3 star 5 cost.
I have a fucking 3 star 5 cost. And I-
What the fuck? What the fuck?
the fuck well that's weird because I have a well that's weird
Wait, bitch?
Wait, what?
What's the bug?
Wait, how come you actually do stuff now?
It's bugged!
Wait, how?
Wait, how come he actually does stuff now?
It's bugged.
Wait, how?
Fixed.
Major polymorph.
No healing.
He ain't healing.
Okay, so I have to, don't have to remove it or no.
Instead, I don't have to remove her.
Wait, you know what I could do is I could go, if I get a Gumbly, can I sac Malkai?
Where is this shit?
Can I actually stack Maokai and get like Gumbly and Rabadon's plus one corner Lux and just one shot the entire board?
Low key.
Oh wait, but what happens if I go against Naur?
Why are you so poor? I leveled to 9 for no reason.
Yeah, I mean I kept selling my board for no reason.
Oh, I'm- I'm- I'm ending soon.
Nah, like, I just realized I'm not even- I'm not even about to play this match, it's too boring, man.
I'm about to go get some- some taquitos.
I don't even know what I'm going for.
I can heal up something though, I don't want to play this fucking patch, this patch is,
like, I mean there's a new, bro the problem is there's a new patch on Thursday though.
It's like a new patch on Thursday.
my board is some trash I'll just go GA in case I get a BG'd
wait how does it not work it can only throw Maokai off if it's the last unit alive or
Or can he just like, yes.
Or he's dead.
i mean i said trade ladder seven eight or six seven that's pretty good
What is that you?
Sackmaukai you fucker.
No.
I mean, okay, hold on, let me see.
I mean, don't I need a gunblade though, because this unit can't heal.
Like, I don't even gumbly?
Yes?
What the fuck is gumbly?
No, it will one-shot everything.
Ah, my unit was 17k HP and no fucking AT-sat is going to one-shot everything.
Ah ha ha, okay.
That definitely makes sense.
Fucking idiot.
What?
I'm one shotting them, I'm one shotting them.
I don't even know what I'm moving for.
It's not a lot man. It's not a lot. It's it's not a lot. Oh, yeah
No, I think the three-star bylaws are legit tear I saw this YouTube video of this guy that had three-star ash
In the three-star ash it looked worse than a three-star forecast
Oh, it was fogged?
Oh.
Yay.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Can I flake?
Alright. Alright. Alright. Can I flake? I do not want to play another fucking... I don't want to play more TFD, man.
Bro, okay, the problem is the Labor Day made it so... the patch isn't out until Thursday. So what the fuck is the plan?
What am I going to do until Thursday?
I might as well just play and climb, but it's like I just can't.
I mean, just look at my line selection.
I'm legit just sitting here trying to eat.
All right, all right, can I take the day off?
No.
Bro, I streamed seven hours.
Isn't that pretty good?
I just my sleep schedule like I don't know what to do
all right let's say I sleep tomorrow at 10 a.m. what the fuck am I going like what is
my schedule going to be what I just wake up at like I wake up at 9 p.m. and I
I start stream at 10 p.m. that's my schedule.
I don't know how I'm going to make it so I can start.
Okay, hold on, let me actually do the math.
Let's say I sleep at like noon.
Then I wake up at like 9 p.m.
Then I stream from 10 p.m. to whenever.
And then what?
It's Wednesday.
And then let's say I stream from 10 p.m. to like 2 p.m.
I stream 18 hours tomorrow,
which I probably won't be able to do that.
but let's say I'm somehow able to do that.
How am I going to make it so I can,
I can stream on Thursday morning?
Can you tell me about me?
I'm not gonna be able to sleep, I slept way too much.
I slept like legit 20 hours yesterday.
Okay, that's not one way.
Okay, let's say I end and I sleep whenever I'm tired, then I wake up, and I don't want to like I fucking
Why can't the patch just be on Wednesday, man?
I got a God.
Naive?
Why does K-Drop call you the Brink 1 TF2 player that's pissing me off?
I'm the GOAT!
End stream and going on LCK Academy. LCK Challengers who's even playing right now?
I can't. It's a T1A against KT Challengers. What ADC are you playing?
It's fucking Fenrir, Jean Jean. I mean, I don't know who's worse, closer or Fenrir.
Who's Eclipse?
What happened to Cypher?
Eclipse? Is Eclipse good?
Bender is good.
No he is not.
No he is not.
No, he's not. That guy is certified dog.
Didn't Fenrir beat T1 main team?
Pro Fenrir did not beat T1.
BDD cousin perfect beat T1.
That guy, he didn't get carried.
Fucking BDD just was just gacked mid and just can't bot.
And even I can get a pentakill on fucking Unara when I up 4k gold with a Lulu.
If you're up two full items playing Yunara Lulu, anyone is going to look good, man!
Stop larping!
If you are up to full items and you have a Lulu just jerking you off, you would literally
auto them twice and they're dead.
How do you not understand?
Wait, I don't understand.
Wait, I don't understand.
You lose your job and you can't hit Challenger. What do you mean you can get a Penta against T1?
Bro, if I load in with 6 items, I guarantee you I can just block mid and end the game.
That's essentially what it was. It was up to 2 items.
I don't even know why I'm still here.
I'm just sitting here, not even going to be anything.
Oh, shit.
Nothing can hold me back.
Oh.
I don't even know why I'm here.
I should have just sold out, sorry.
A bow?
A clue?
Time to sell this man.
I'm stupid.
A bow called BSWORD?
Scout and party?
Future focus of the bow cool.
I can also go this and do.
If I take this, is this not a guaranteed hot war?
I'm sorry I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It is loaded dice with uh, I mean I should probably start playing the game man.
Is this default physical damage or not?
Uhhhhhhhhh
And then I just play AD flex with an extra 3vf swords
Is this not a guaranteed top-top something?
What the fuck? A long two?
Future focus in the reek of mob, that's not even good!
You know, Setsuko started the game with like 5 fucking legendaries in this way?
I mean, it's not good man. You're never hitting the 2 star Legendaries and you're just dead.
You actually need like a mid game to get you to the 2 star Legendaries.
This shit is ass. Congrats man. You have a fucking 5 gods on stage 4.
Now where's your real tank and where's your real carry?
Oh you don't have one. I won't get your 8-pad.
It's Giga because he stacks Malachi and Ivern.
Yeah, I mean getting an extra fucking 3 hexes for Ivern when you have 0 carry, no that's Giga.
Oh that is fucking gage out of things.
You're back.
You stupid.
You are fucking stupid.
Which is what?
Sorry.
I should probably sit up.
I can't even see him.
I'm so like, the angle is so low.
I have the like the glare where it's like it's like dim at the top I
Can't see like anything above here
I can't see anything
All right
I don't want to play this
I mean I feel like Krug is so OP
Krug is so OP
Also, like, Kabuko and Alcer are legit no-dif.
But then I can just save her for, like, another 2 star armor.
Also, wait, why don't I play Cinderland for AD?
Excuse me?
Is this not just a brambleback of the other game?
I've cracked a BS sword.
Oh, let me just skip this one.
Maybe I can just play like...
How is this a three straight?
That guy is rapid plus one, I don't really care.
I mean I could go Kraken Siver, but I mean whatever.
I'm just going to hit man.
And if I don't hit him, I'm just gonna start bitching.
Whatever.
Alright.
What the fuck?
I think they made it so one goes back to your board, but usually one doesn't you have to press P to go to your board
That's why I keep on like swapping out
And it's pissing me off
I'm not a little seashells like this is the most fraudulent five-street I've ever seen
There's no you're telling me this is a five-street my board is legit terrible and it has been terrible
unless like somehow it's an outside if I'm gonna beat this guy anyway I beat this guy
anyway and I lose and I lose sorry oh bet do I want to lose the gold five plus three
plus 1 plus 1. 5 plus 3 plus 1. Wait 5 plus 3 plus 1? Wait. 5 plus 3, if I Niko I'm at
30 and then I get 5 plus 3 plus 1. So I'm at 39. Alright, I don't think I'm going to
want this. I kind of want this in early 2. I'm guaranteed in early 2 and 3 1. Probably.
And surely if I see a shot I'm going to find 1 buff in the early 2. And I just want to
one time stage three. Alright. Generally do. Can I beat that guy? I mean, I lose to this
anyway. I mean, low-key I can beat this guy. But then I lose a shot. And I beat this guy
anyway and then honestly I might be able to beat this guy but I might be able to
beat him anyway. I'm just gonna pray. Oh and he opened to make Econ. I can't.
I mean I'm pretty sure I win this. High five streak!
Okay, I mean the good news is that Kreep says 5-5-3-
Wait, what?
Oh my gg, man.
Oh my god, gg.
I mean it doesn't really matter.
The chances of this actually contesting a 3 on stage 3 is 0.
It doesn't matter.
Just look at my squad.
Just take a fucking look.
Too busy Norban.
fucking wait man it doesn't fucking matter man relax all right and now I see a
Riftbeast shop and watch this and watch this
is that a gold orb?
and watch this
I didn't find it.
I didn't find it.
Okay, I'm getting two more DS swords.
I don't really want to send GS, especially after losing.
Alright, I'm getting two more VS swords, right?
Crackin' VS, I mean it's probably BB, and then I have one more VS sword.
But I'm pretty sure I won't bow item if I crack in.
So I want to be like Redbub and then I start stacking VS swords on the duke.
Why don't you just nico bruh? Yeah, nice rage rate.
Okay, well, I mean, I see two more Rift Shops, surely.
I can find...
I mean, my 100 is actually not bad, because I can level the 7 on 35.
Healers is useless, Golden Dragon in this comp, I mean I have to play the stupid ass, they called me out.
Of course it's still flying.
I mean I can go last whisperer, and then...
I mean I don't even have barbed oil.
I don't know, this is pretty good.
I mean, I have too many GS words.
A gargoyle?
I can't!
I can't!
Alright, and then I don't really want a GS because I kind of want Red Bull.
Is it, I mean, is it actually insane that I didn't hit it center of the blue?
Like, I mean, I just needed one center of the blue.
And then my Stage 3 is actually good.
But I don't have a single Cinderlink.
I'm just sitting here with the shittiest Niko on bench and then this could've been similarly
too scaling with Prakyn plus whatever it's called.
And I mean I would've won this round as well, man.
Oh my god, it's so much damage, man.
Oh my god, this is just minus 10 HP again.
Because that one shot doesn't give me a fucking cinderlink.
I mean I could, I mean I'm down to see one more shot.
But I can play Ezreal plus one.
I mean I'm moving this one next turn.
If I don't find...
Well honestly I don't think Ezreal is stronger than 7 if I find one copy of
the Bramble back.
I find one copy of Brambleback, or MamaBeak, or...
There's four people with spreading roots.
Four.
I mean this fucking, this scouting party is such a fucking joke.
You just sit there and just roll in three branching out in spreading roots.
It's just, this game is just a fucking joke.
It's just a legitimate joke.
I mean, I can play a 5 rapid fire, but then this kills my...
Hello?
Oh, yes, please.
But then how do I play the cog meow?
I can't.
I mean, I'm going to wrap it, I don't know if I'll fuck.
And then about this, there's no cinderling.
What a damn surprise.
I might as well hold tail because I might not find the idiots.
5 rev shop, but I'm this guy's rapid fire with a he's five rapid fire with a rapid fire ramble back already nice one man
Branching out spreading roots juggernaut rapid fire
This guy's spreading roots infernal block thorn has Soraka and a male fight
nice
This guy is spreading roots with Blossom Spell Weaver and branching out with Defender Frontline.
And this guy is spreading roots with Rapid Fire and Voker Spell Weaver.
Like, Rapid Fire is in this room.
Like, this game is legit terrible, man. Like, it's genuinely just trash.
I, uh, don't know how to get it.
I, uh, it's just legit trash.
Am I close to catching this out?
No, I'm not even close
It's just you just sit here on scouting party you just roll all your options till you hit spring roots
And you don't hit spring roots. Well, good luck
Fuck yeah, man
And I see an upgraded shop eventually, that's pretty good I guess, i.e. Kraken plus 1 is
Declogged in this lobby.
And I can go adapt to play around Cloak, have even Troud.
Oh great.
Oh, great.
Alright, I'm gonna just upgrade this one turn.
The Mama Beak.
Is this default AD or AP?
TP.
Alright, and then next turn...
Oh shit, I just pumped the natural by accident.
Ah, shit.
I kinda wanna actually pull the shitter, Niko.
Ah, shit, I just pumped the natural by accident.
accident. Alright, hopefully I win. Also, I don't even have any bears, but yeah, I don't
even have the econ to hold life. I'm still cinderling once a mile. I mean, okay, if I
If I hit cinderling 2 on that shop on 3-1, would I not be like 80 HP right now?
This actually has to be a fucking prank.
I even lost one gold to hold it and I just never hit cinderling.
So now I'm just, I just lost, I don't even know how much HP I've lost.
I can't.
Ash.
Oh cinderling 2, there you are.
It's cinderling 3.
I don't have I don't have various bro also the amount of
Also, I don't have Varus and I didn't see that this is my board with
this is my board when I don't have I ended with one of the lios is zero
fucking rock one Breville back am I close to cash in the south no one you one
One more turn.
I don't have a fucking...
I don't have a fucking Varus.
Is this acceptable?
I don't have a fucking Varus.
I mean, I guess I have to Niko this, but I mean, Xayah2 is not even bad, man.
I mean, I'm actually strong if I had just had this Cache out one turn earlier, and not
I mean, I would win this fight also with Zaya too, by the way.
I mean, it's 5 rapid fire, this unit's not even bad.
I take booster pack, and I didn't find a single two star.
PogChamp!
I mean, there's Rock too.
Is that good?
I mean, I have to go for it, but not really.
I mean, I kind of need even Troud.
Why was I at two before?
Why, because I need to hold the fucking Bramble Bow without locking.
Like, oh my god.
This guy has two affiliates, true zero, I mean he has two, he has the same affiliates as me, without a single econ augment.
I mean, can I even go BD?
I mean, I should have had this 10 years ago, man.
Also, I need a very risk.
I'm not selling kale. You'd rather have fucking you'd rather have this dude one than didn't drop look at five rabbit
Just look at this tree
So do you look do you?
I don't do you
I don't have anti armor. It was not rock-toon
Why the fuck did I go rock-toon here?
Why did I go rock 2? I should have just went fucking even shroud and then I would have this plus even shroud and I went for sure.
I went fucking rock 2 instead of even shroud. Look at this.
It's the only reason I fucking lose man. Oh my fucking god. Now I have to wait another turn to get this stupid ass even shroud.
Bro, fuck you man.
Also this, I mean it's more fun this for sure if yous are.
Okay. I'm just gonna hold this. I don't care. I'm just gonna bring home the way out. I don't care.
Okay, so where's the varus? I don't have a varus
Excuse me. I'm not using my reforger. I'm not reforging a fucking BF sword man
I'm not reforging a fucking for a one in a seven
Hello?
Okay
I mean I don't have a Varus.
I mean I was gonna say you didn't hold it but it spoke for us to have an auto-funker man.
Like I could have rolled for a Trottenstern but nah, don't care.
Alright well, I don't have a Varus.
I can't.
I mean my items are legit insane. Straight up insane.
Did I get inferno? No, I rolled some dog shit.
I'm gonna spy rapid fire trick is a very broken card.
It would be great if I had anti heal.
I guess like it's kind of okay.
I'm gonna just look at this, it's 15 AS per attack.
I mean, Zyopair is not even bad if I hit Barus.
Okay, Kale too.
I mean, Kale too low G is not even that bad.
He's right.
Oh nice, he still fell to this one, that's pretty good.
Hmm.
Is that... you're not dead? What happened?
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I don't have anti-heal.
I don't have one Varus.
Impressive one with a fellow's one. I don't have a single Varus.
I just...
I mean, whatever, like this game, I don't think you understand the amount. Oh, I'm in six. That's pretty good
You know, you know how actually you know like
the the game this game by the way is
The entire fucking game was at one center league and
like if
I just hit center link to there am I not just
90 HP like I don't understand I I made the correct play to not
To not make econ to hold the signaling because I see a shop and I ended the entire stage 3 without another signaling
What
What
Also
Bro.
I'm not going to lie.
From these taquitos
Are good as fuck I
Don't even know why I'm playing right now
Who the fuck hues up solo queue
After a tournament when there's a new patch in two days
How long
how long did set to go stream for seven hours like a real streamer while I'm
approaching eight I mean I can probably just charge you to do the shit how long
did the twitch streamer set to go stream today
7 hours and 40 minutes.
Alright watching 7 hours and 50 minutes, I'm not playing this shit, this shit is so boring
man.
I legitimately can't play this shit.
Like listen, there was a patch, there was a tournament, there was a tournament over
the past weekend, there's a new patch on Thursday, disgusting, disgusting.
Bro, it's just...
Nah, you lost your hunger.
Bro, there's what am I playing?
It's so boring!
I just scout around on three, two, and four people scouting parties spreading roots.
Like how is this spreading root shit even in the game?
It's so fucking stupid.
Like it's legitimately just fucking stupid.
It has been broken for 10 sets in a row.
And finally it's getting nerfed in 2 days.
So why am I playing this dog-ass patch when there's not a single competitive event on
this patch?
Why is Spreading Roots broken?
And a click of a button gives your entire board stat, gives you two fucking full items,
probably better than full items.
That's not broken for a tier 2!
Oh, that's definitely not broken.
Like, whoa!