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Hello, bro this precise planning is not getting me any value man. Hello
Okay, the problem is I think my board is too strong. I
Also, I also have frost so if I have frost the problem is if I fight someone weak
You know the frost soldier counts as a as a thing. I'll meet them. Oh, hey, buddy
So I think of the raid
Comment about a hundred these performs bravado drop a reverse fucking 100 DG. Oh, this is not good
Bro my precise plan has gotten me zero gold so far
Like am I supposed to play a weaker board like I'm not supposed to level here. Maybe
Honestly wait Spencer. I have a question. I
Have precise planning here
Am I not supposed to
level for this twitch
These didn't I actually lose like 20 gold already
But I'm really not supposed to level here. I feel like like you can't sack
Twitch. Oh, like I actually, okay, but not anymore, right? Because I'm already on 2-win.
Okay, I'm 8-Bed. Bro, what is this Hecarim value? I mean, the good news is no matter what,
I'm gonna get value here, but the bad news is I think I lost that series. What is this Hecarim
doing? Aw, man. The Hecarim, like, bugged down and I still lost. Great. Starax, BT,
B, Varus, probably Varus, Chronoguard, Play-Round, Tier, Karma, with AFK, that's not good.
BF Chain, Belt, BF Rod, Belt, Tier, do we cause BF Gone, do we cause Glove?
I don't even know if I want to do that, I mean I don't really want to make, like this
Gargoyle item nowadays, I mean if I was on Winston, I'm done, but this Gargoyle
item I feel like it's the most overrated piece of shit.
Oh, Dopers. Oh, really? What can I see? Oh, it's kind of cute. Ezreal 2? I mean, surely...
Bro, and then you roll the War Mods, man. Okay, surely I can kill one, right? Right?
Or two? I need two? Oh, no! No! Wait! His item ladder rolled the only fucking item where
I kill not to I'm not kidding. I'm pretty sure that is the only combo where I don't kill two
Okay, honestly, no, no, no, there's no way sir. That's better than Warbogs man. Oh
It's so fucking shit and now I'm me. I mean, I can't I can't sell this man. I actually can't I
Mean, I guess all three these magic I'll kill two I
Actually can't sell like it. I'm not even poor. It's fine. Oh
Great, I think I'm I think he's not killing do actually Loki
he needs to kill he just needs to kill this nice of a nice no no
Arcanods, Statua, Prasto, Atyra, Organs, Indigore, Bro, UR, the Isla of TFD
I don't even know is that good or bad I don't even know who that is I am so
fucking poor this is allowed I mean I can't I can't even I can't do anything
like I I mean I can I can make preserver plus one and just go morello spark and
then play towards for servers but this guy's fairy plus one and has a and has
a Calista a bow bow on bench a bow bow crown guard cloak bow bow he's three
out of he's like oh nice plus three at least actually it's plus four because I
win the round two so I make 50 actually it's plus like six because I win the
round make 50 and I get a streak so it's plus one plus two plus three plus three
plus six it's actually plus six G G what it feels ah it's okay guys I got I got
Crown guarded. It's alright. Crown guarded. GG's. Crown guarded. GG. The glove. I can make a warrior emblem.
I'm not gonna lie. I didn't even know you could make a warrior emblem. Is that shit good?
Like, why wouldn't I just make preserver? I don't get it. Is there a reason I wouldn't make preserver from this spot?
Bro, minus three again, man. I'm a... I think my tier one has farmed me six gold this entire game.
6. Gold. The entire game. G. G. I mean I can also go, uh, witch plus one. But I think,
I think witch plus one is slightly worse than preserver from this spot because I'm rolling
narrow for what? Also I have no fewer items. Sometimes I just play towards preservers.
Preserver's some piece of shit, call it a day. This is about to just kill my entire
board yeah I made them actually low key oh oh nice wait this is like worth 7
million gold what the fuck what is this lot 52 56 56 59 rock on the cloak rock
on the cloak oh it's gone okay yeah you trashed then I'm gonna go tg I can go
Guardbreaker, I'd rather go Guardbreaker, fuck TG.
Swain, Bardo, I mean I actually don't even mind keeping Swain here.
It's not even bad.
I guess I'm fortuing it and then I can just roll for it later, but at the same time like
isn't it actually probably Final Board like for sure?
Or not Final Board but like my fortue board for sure?
It's not that good man.
It's alright.
It's not that good.
Nah, I'm down to just 40. Ezreal 2, red buff IE, IE, Monka. Oh shit, plus 3. And GG.
Okay, I'm out of my winnings round.
Let me do a quick scout. This guy's TG, TG,
BT, tier, probably playing towards like a karma board. This guy's Kalista, Rakan.
I think I switched Warwick. This guy's close to Rokkon. Every Rokkon's gonna be out of the
pool. This guy's towards Gwyn. This guy's probably towards... I might just be playing Multi's and
this guy's yours. I mean, I don't really want a 4-1 from this spot. I think I should actually
try to go 9. Also, the Karma board, I feel like you can't miss. Like, can you actually
miss on Karma? Oh, nice. Plus 3. I mean, I just open cell 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and I
And I just play around Bardo plus Zilean.
And then if I suck one, I don't even feel about upgrading the Bard.
And I feel like Bard and vertical preserver is not even bad.
Something good, please.
I don't fuck.
Bow.
Just a bow.
In the bow BF.
I have one reforger.
Like Crown Guard, Spark on one.
Should I just reforge the bow?
Fuck it, you can't miss.
I need to go like Nashor's Tooth, Vanguard Spark, and then like BF is happy to you most
likely.
Going to sleep now, waking up 6.
His little buddy's good in this comp, Zilean.
I'm only playing Zilean, that's it.
I'm gonna just swap.
I just pumped an extra one.
Oh my fucking god.
I just sold my Barrow 2.
I just sold my uh...
How do I hold this swing?
Fongard, Sparko, Preserver, Sherb, Guardbreaker, Morello, Paired, Paired, Paired.
I just pumped in extra 4 by the way.
I pumped in extra 4.
Oh my, also I'm down to the fourth tier, fuck this.
I mean, I'm actually not VP, it's fine.
Oh, this is not looking good for me.
I have nothing, I have nothing.
Also I pumped in extra 4.
Hello?
I mean, if I knew this was my board, I would have a...
have a I would have a yeah fuck it I wouldn't have upgraded the bardo I mean I
probably should have upgraded the bardo regardless so how when am I killing my
first unit I mean it's it's for preserver plus the thing though I mean I I mean
I'm kind of close to spiking this is not good this is not good I've pumped in
extra for that for is actually worth infinite the cloaks on a one cost is
that fine I mean it looks like I'm going eight but I'm I'm actually really
close to spiking. I'm Fiora Pear, Gwen Pear. Also, I don't even know why I fed this Briar.
Why did I even feed this piece of shit? Well, that's not good. Another rock on. Oh, fuck this
unit, man. Another Kalista. I saw Kalista 6. I want Bastion over Briar, but I already
fed the Briar like a complete fucking dumbass. Also, I'm telling you, bro, if I had this
four gold. Oh my, like I did, I basically four oneed it then, because I pumped an extra four.
I was going as unkillable, but like, oh my, this is not good. I mean, I'm close, I'm close to spiking.
I mean, I'm just going braver to CC. I mean, I don't even mind. Oh, great. I'm fighting,
I'm fighting Gwentu, or not Gwentu, Callister 2, and Rock onto. What the fuck do I have?
Also, he is like fourth true bis true bis. He's triple. Okay. Listen, how can this guy be triple combat rock on to Kalista to triple combat?
By the way, triple it's okay. My board is closest to spiking guys. I mean, it actually is close to spiking
I just got infinite golden a smaller
Automatic components. I mean, I can't roll for just I don't have a charm though BF chain
I mean, I kind of want an item here, but I kind of need to finish items.
Guardbreaker, JG, yeah, you got it boss, yeah, you got it boss.
This 4 gold.
How do I put Magana?
I mean, I'm down to just play, like, honestly, Niko 2 is Niko 2, yeah?
I might just ditch the Briar, yeah?
And then I'll just preserve this piece of shit, GGs.
I'm definitely playing 5 Reserver.
I can play Milio and try to throw items to Fiora.
But I should probably wait until I get an extra...
I think I'll defeat this piece of shit by the way.
I got Zilean Bomb.
Aw, man. I mean, okay, the good news is I'm still 2 lives, it's fine.
But I can play, like, I want one item and then I can just play Milio,
but I probably need to upgrade, like, one unit.
Uh, I mean, I can swap items. I have
BF Rod Cloak, Rod Chain, BF...
Yeah, fuck it. It can't be that bad.
One roll. GGs.
And then I'll probably just remove...
Like, if the moment I get a healing item as well, I can preserve a Milio.
It's preserve a Milio even though it didn't cast a single time.
Also, how the fuck does that even have Ezreal 3?
It's the real question.
It's fine, guys. It's fine, guys.
He's 1 HP. He's level 9 1 HP.
I can go another Starax.
Is there a healing item? Not really. There's a warmogs.
I mean, I can just go double-stir axe with 5 preserver.
It's not like the stupid ass Niko does anything, yeah?
Preserver Millio good or no?
I mean, it's probably fine.
It's just a man item basically.
And I'm basically three lives.
I'm rolling for fucking nothing.
A bardo too.
Millio.
Rockon.
Two.
Two.
Sterics.
Okay, how bad is the board?
How bad is the board?
I'll give this item
Gives items to these two pause champ pause
Champ
Yeah, you trashed then
Bro, how is this my fucking this is my augment man? Who the fuck do I beat?
Okay, I mean I put it away and if it doesn't wrap on me, but if it wraps
It's the only way I could win anyway. It didn't wrap
So what's the plan because it's the only actually wait
I mean only rounds if I kill the fucking rock on man, and it's not killing the rock on for shit. I'll meet them
I mean, it's fine. I over pumped and then I didn't even play the correct board on 42
I could have played swing Miko played that board save HP and I probably could have actually afforded this game
But like bro like both okay. Okay. I have a question. I
Have a question. How come when I take double down, which is basically two econ augments
It's that broken into new recruit. I can't hit shit, but this guy can afford to take one second
one second guys one second let's let's just do a quick a quick check in fact I
remember it's a Venge the Fallen which is Trubis and Combat Caster which is
second which is like fourth Trubis and then pumping up one like I mean bro the
fact that you can get away with pumping up one like it's just and then he can
just load it with Rock on to Kalista to wild contested like it's not
reasonable it's not like rock on zillion Kalista like ready ready ready
I mean okay I don't think pumping up is that good but that's because it's
It's like, you kind of always are way too good on 2-1,
but it's probably still fine, like where is it?
Pumping up, 3.99, I mean, it's negative Delta, yes.
And then, like the number one Trubis or gold?
A bench to the fall ins?
Oh, it's fourth Trubis, sorry,
it's basically third Trubis, because it's tight.
It's just lower sample size.
Like this game, how can he just have one, two?
Or wait, what was the last one?
And this is baseline.
this is baseline.
I didn't even put two stars.
It is eventually falling good for Kulista.
Oh, it's, you wanna put like, when you, like in Rakan one,
a lot of times like your shit is just died of AOE as well.
Because if you think about the meta,
it's Karma which has Fiora, Gwen,
and Karma which is Fiora, Gwen, Pharma mainly.
If it's not Fiora, Gwen, it's like Diana, Morgana,
the Briar and shit like that, Varus just one-shots all the trash and then Kalista just kills all the trash
and then most of the time you're not upgrading the trash and then what happens is
the AD and AP scaling on Kalista is just fucking broken the armor like the armor and MR on Rakan is broken
the more damage the Kalista deals
the more damage Rakan heals the more HP Rakan heals the more even more HP because he has more armor and MR and then
Yeah, it's just so fucking broken man like these and then like either when you when you roll down on Calista the only thing you can upgrade is
Who oh by the way Alice I don't mean to I don't I don't mean to sound rude by the way. I'm just
I'm just in yeah mode like I I'm just that I'm just I
Respect the question. I'm just I'm not like I'm not trying to like be condescending towards you. It's just yeah
This shit's not balance like fuck this game
agreed
Okay, I have a fucking gig opener a straight gig opener
I'm I from this one. I am guaranteed top two like I I I would be mind blown if this is not a guaranteed top two
No kappa
Okay, if I buy this cog mal and I lose the round. I guess I just buy the right. I just buy the car mall. I
I
Kind of do I don't want to offer to the car marshaly. I
Mean I could lock how about I level and if I win the round a lock
I kind of want to just finish my items.
I could also just sell Blitzcrank, lock or just sell Blitz.
There's no way my next shot was just double Blitz.
Like the only way it's better is double Blitz.
There's no way I don't find the Bastion or Vanguard, also I'm not just playing Strongest
here, Shorjin Lasso's first slammed, but I won't slam if I fight some Shaders.
There's definitely some Shaders here.
Uh, Shredder, known Shredder.
No, that guy's, wait, how the fuck, he lost the first round, he's probably actually kinda good.
But there's not that many known Shredders.
I'll start with this corner more, bro, that corner just keeps screwing my corner.
Uh, if I lose the round, I'll just sell Zilean, others I'm probably just gonna pre-level.
Actually, I can just play Poppy as well.
That guy's board looks so fucking illegal, actually.
He's supposed to war with probably level 5, level 4.
Uh, it's bad positioning for me, like my Cogglon's not even hitting early here.
It should be fine though, because that's a waste of cast.
Nice.
This is probably fine regardless.
Okay.
My spot's looking pretty good, bud.
No 5th Street, bro.
If I'm winning even two rounds with Caretakers chosen, that's already good enough for me, man.
It's already a fucking win.
Honestly, do I even want to go Glove if...
I don't even want to go Glove if I get a full completed Anvil,
And then I kind of want to greet last item as the radiant.
Sometimes I'm just going to build my frontline. Call it a day.
Warwick, Zilean, R.E., Bastion, whole board.
I mean, I'm so close to spiking.
Like Poppy upgrade or Blitzcrank upgrade, I'm guaranteed 5 trade.
One frontline upgrade, and then I get a charm this round, like combat charm, fuck it.
It is overachievers. Combat charm. Combat charm.
Combat charm. Well, that's actually good as fuck.
RE2 over... I mean, it's just expensive for no fucking reason, man.
I don't even know if RE is even better than Bastion. It's not even tankier.
And all I need is effective HP, or I'm 8.
Who the fuck do I beat? Do I beat this?
I'm a clumpter than Ziggs, though, fuck.
At least he's also clumped for my Cogmon, though.
I got a fucking one shot.
Okay, you trash, buddy.
Damn, you are fucking garbage. I fight streets with caretakers chosen.
Did you have a combat armor? No. I can't see.
Did 100T win today? Yeah. Bro, they have to buy plane tickets back on the day, unless they're staying.
Actually, they might just stay, because their season's over anyway.
But I mean, yeah.
Alt tier, player on cloak.
I don't even like redemption though. I don't really like adaptive. I mean, I like adaptive more than redemption.
It's not really, I didn't put out a removal as well.
Polista, I mean I'm loving for my item.
No matter what.
A DEV, Shogunasus or DEV.
I can go Molo as well.
I'm definitely playing straight.
Don't fucking stupid.
I mean I can go Adaptive.
Also I don't want to sell.
I mean I kind of want, honestly I'm down to just do this then.
Actually I can go Redemption, play around Cloak.
I like that more actually. I know how to just do this.
No, it's not that much weaker and I can make it on
Cluster off on no good. See that. It's fine. I want radiant item on on the dude
Radiant I'm not probably just a lot sister of my my piece of shit. Did they add help? Oh, yeah, what the fuck?
Oh, yeah, wait what?
I'm gonna plus one I
Missed already do if you win
It's it's it's fucking it's overachieving. Please please please please please
Please, please, please, please, I need it, I need it.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Bro, come on, come on, come on, come on.
This is a fucking augment worth.
Oh my, this guy's strong as fuck.
This guy's piss weak.
And this guy's pretty strong as well.
No, no, no, no, please, please, please, please, please.
Oh, oh.
I mean, the good news is they're kind of clumped.
And if I, if I want to drop the Olaf,
bro, that's, I would have gotten 10 gold.
This guy is the previous round.
Isn't going level 7 for majoring in it, and winzering not even bad for a week.
I level to 7 to play another fucking Blitzcrank.
And I go to fucking 10 gold.
Like there's not, like the only upgrade that I can, my board can see is a fucking Blitzcrank too.
That's it.
Nothing else.
I can't even spike.
28 to level, it's too expensive.
He's Pyro plus one, already has a Varus.
This guy already has a Varus.
Groundguard, Spark, Morolo, Rabadon, Spring, Varus, Midgame.
Bro, if this guy's birthday present's a Varus,
I'm gonna be fucking...
This guy also has a Varus on 7.
This guy also has a Varus!
What?
I mean, it's fine with Arcana plus one.
If you have Arcana plus one, is it even...
I mean, it's probably, it's fine.
Oh, honestly, this makes it so I can 4-1.
Except I don't even have that much gold.
But like if I suck 2, I'm sucking 2, not really.
I mean, what can I pivot to?
I can probably play like...
Oh, that's where I'm going right now, at least.
I mean, by 4-1, I'm only rolling like 30 gold.
But honestly, it's fine, because I don't have to upgrade.
I kinda need to hold Ezreal.
I mean, by 4-3, every single Verus is out of the pool.
But I don't have enough money, is the problem.
I mean, I guess he's gonna sell.
Oh, this guy's playing Callista.
He's Callista 2.
Okay, I mean, it's just a 4-3, then.
what? I think I was AFK. I don't even think I voted. I have the 4 or whatever it.
Okay, actually, no, I have to, like, I mean I have to level in 6. Like, I need to see my fucking,
like, what the fuck do you mean? Rating Spark, Rating Bramble, Rating Redemption? Bro, I'm about
to pair TK, I think. I think I'm about to pair TK. I'm about to pair TK, man. Okay, it's fine.
Uh, can't upgrade this. I mean, isn't it actually fine, Rating Redemption? Pair TK?
Yup, this guy just got farmed a gigaloot on.
Balance budget for gold, it's so fucking slow, but honestly, I mean I don't need items for sure.
I don't need that, yeah, whatever. I mean it's kinda slow, but it's fine.
I'll make Econ like this turn, and I'm probably just gonna send post 82, bow belt.
I have a Mordecai's around my board.
I leveled for a nothing, scholar, multi-striker.
Is there anything I can play?
Sure, random whatever the fuck this is, you got it, boss.
G. G. Probably Roll Traum next turn and then I'm going to resend on 4-5, yeah?
This is 2, 2, uh, Varus, 3 Varus.
Bro, how is my- my only item I can take fucking radiant redemption?
A radiant fucking redemption.
Honestly, is- is it even that bad, radiant redemption?
It is?
Really?
I mean, uh, I mean, what am I supposed to do?
I have- I have no, uh, what's it called in?
I have no what's it called in double double redemption not really dv this is my board
I don't have tk honestly it's fine it's actually fine for arcana tk bounce budget oh I take
tk here I just went out okay I'm definitely gonna roll now embarrassed paired 60 hp belt
okay surely I go worm on the guy I'm sorry why the fuck I go another offensive item
Like there's no fucking way.
Also, like, why is Runaan's not slimed?
I don't fucking know.
All right, whatever, I'm sending it then.
G, he's done prior, deal, turn health, true damage.
Yeah, whatever, fuck it.
Okay, bet.
TK as well, and now I'm going straight to nine.
G, G.
Balance budget, I can nine in three turns.
Don't worry, it looks like my spot sucks,
but I can nine in three turns and I just went out.
Don't worry.
It looks like my spot sucks, don't worry.
Don't worry, don't worry, guys.
I think I paired my, what's it called?
I probably just used not gonna cast her shit, man.
Also I'm losing RFC.
I mean the frontline doesn't matter, don't worry.
Their entire board dies instantly.
TK2, Varus two.
I mean, bro, if I had Aryan, I would win for sure.
Like, don't worry buddy.
It's also I have the study or whatever the fuck.
For example, 4-1, I just need like 10 gold here.
Econ all going on for two. It actually can't be real. It's so fucking slow
Okay, so what about my front line? Does anyone know like what about my front line? Also is DB better?
I if I've guard breaker I'm down to go IE
I mean, I don't I don't need front line if their entire board dies instantly
Yep, it just altered
What that has to be if I lost this fight, what is this I need a clump on this side
This Briar and Diana, I think when Baris dies, bid cast, I think it loses the Arcana AD because that was the most pathetic fucking cast I've seen in my life.
My frontline, this shit cannot be real. It actually just cannot be real. Holy fuck. Arcana TK bro, it's not fucking Arcana TK, it doesn't do anything.
You either one shot their board or you fucking lost. The other guy just had a Diana too so it was unlucky as fuck.
fuck. Like if you if you load in against against a fucking rock-on player like
how are you gonna fucking scale into that fight dude? You're not. You're just
you're not gonna you're not gonna fucking pass the DPS check. You're not
gonna out-ramp a fucking Calista. You're not gonna out-ramp a fucking
Preserver Karma board. You're not gonna out-ramp a fucking Abairth that's
watching your entire board. I don't I don't even mind. Do I even want
another? I don't even mind you even try it. I mean it's the only item I can take.
And that's what I want to move against you too, oh no man, like I can sue this and I go like
I over here, no, what the fuck is this trash?
GG's, Camille Leo 2, just do anything?
I would have to draw 4 blaster for Camille 2 with, okay, says Fridian Zirath, he's actually pairing DK
but I mean it's actually fine, he's a Preserver plus 1 and he's Zirath, but I have way too much value from AD
My radiant is redemption. I don't have a single two-star
Diana to
rock on to
Morgana to
It was perfect in rule for one by the way, otherwise what a four-two day
I'm not stupid like it like if I don't have this augment. I it's a four three and
Then I don't have to take a delayed combat like a econ augment
But the thing is there's no way I'm just unloading in four one four two down a fucking full radiant item
And then and then I leveled the 4-1 isn't vest for what my fucking tk1
Better the bro redemption gives team wide fucking dr, man. Like
Like the stats say blah blah bro like the reasons the radiant Sunfire is true this radiant brambles true this is because those items are from
Fucking 10 portal man. Oh my god
Load into 2-1. Oh my god. I hit the number one best radiant Sunfire cape
GG! And then you take it and you speedrun an 8th. Why is that? Because chances are they're getting the Radiant Sunfire Cape from a fucking 10th portal.
Oh my god. Like I'm forced to 4-1 it to see my Radiant Item. And then I can't even roll because my board is not even stable with...
It's not even stronger to drop the cog mouth to in the fucking nomsy to I
Have ten gold it's not like I'm gonna find bears two out of nowhere. I had to take it to late econ augment
So I basically lost 20 gold
To lose anyway
Because my radiant item. There's not a single fucking bro
If there's a radiant item for various one cast the entire board is gone man. Like it doesn't even matter. Oh
My mind I have a fucking frontline like bro. Like if you were to go to any fucking frontline augment
In Verus, it's just pathetic. It's actually just pathetic. Like, I would take any. I would take any fucking ADM.
Bro, I would have even taken a Radiant JG there. I would have straight up taken anything.
Just anything but a frontline item. Like, should I take a Radiant Spark for some more AoE damage, maybe?
I don't fucking know something. Like, how the fuck?
I would have even taken Radiant BT. No joke. That's 50 AD. That's good enough.
I don't know, I would have taken Radiant BT, I would just put it on Ezreal and frontline it.
Like that, it's literally anything.
But whatever the fuck, I would have taken Radiant Gumblaid.
I would have even taken Radiant fucking Rabbidons.
Like something, man!
Hello? I'll allow it, I guess. It's alright.
I'm gonna hold this Zoe.
I'm gonna push him. Oops.
Okay, I mean, this spot looks pretty acceptable, I'd say.
Half, um, half shiv, half, uh, what's it called?
Honestly, I wouldn't even mind Nashor's.
I think Nashor's do this fucking broken.
Like, fucking double level.
Does it even work to double level?
Will I win?
Does it even matter?
But the thing is if I lose, I can't make Econ.
Oh, nice.
I lose like one person, I lose two.
But even if I lose, it doesn't really matter.
But I also don't mind winning, because like, I can just go Gargoyle, it's not even
bad.
Lilia, two Gargoyles.
Do I win?
Also, I'm pretty sure this fairy emblem is better than Four Witch, Four Witch just straight up nothing.
So, like, if that's the case, like, I don't even want to fucking level.
Like, I'm double-leveling for what?
If it's a diff, like, whatever.
My board's gonna spike at six.
I'd be leveling for a fucking Zoe.
Oh, actually, Loki.
It missed.
A Chrono-Proct.
And? Yeah, you trashed then.
Okay, I mean, this is probably a five streak.
Gargoyles, Chojin, Witch.
Is there anything in the play that's not shit?
If I'm an extra item, I'm down.
Holy fuck, does he have a huge pie?
Oh my god.
I think I still would know.
I have a 300 Seraphine basically.
Holy fuck, he's one off of...
Wait, what?
Yeah, fuck it, just level.
No.
I mean, I beat this guy, I think.
He's also gonna open, I think.
I don't even know if I beat this guy.
No, I probably beat this guy.
I don't know if I beat this, but that's okay if I lose I lose
Bro, this guy is fucking desperate for LP. Look at him. Very plus one ginsu fucking loser. I five streaked
With witch plus one
Okay, I think I won because I'm about a level four witch here or four witch
And probably it's not like it really doesn't do anything taking four percent of their max
Like it put these units early game have have Ken HP anyway
It's not like you're you're taking a fucking rock on you're taking a fucking stupid ass poppy
Like it does that even do anything?
not really
Niko? Niko? Niko's actually pretty good. This cost me so much gold though. Unless I want to just sell Cassiopeia
Also, I'm not even kidding. You know what's actually good
In this comp is last whisper
No joke
But then I'm playing around Rod, Shogun plus Rod, Blast Whisperer, it's actually good.
Because your cap is, uh, is Witch, plus one.
But when this, anyway, probably.
And I think from this spot, and then like you can also just put it on Fjord, it's not even bad.
I mean, I have a dead fucking, I have a dead Glove, it has stirred up nothing, that's only a TV.
Except not really, making 40.
Level 640, what the forge from this spot?
One, two, three, and then I can get one, Fendora's items.
I mean, it's what the forge... I'm getting two components, three, three items. Is that even good?
I mean, it's pretty good.
Oh, no. No, it is not that good.
Support Golem. GG.
Night's Vow is really good.
And then I go... Night's Vow plus Shroud is really good.
Shoujin, Bo-Ron, Glove.
I mean I'll just be... I don't really like JG that much.
It is fucking broken.
Like, bow is half red buff.
But from this spot, if I'm this healthy, you think I'm ever getting a bow on Carousel?
No.
Bow tier?
No. I might get belt. I might get cloak.
Half spark.
Half Murillo.
Why's that so... because even your cap is briar and then you can just put it on what's that one piece of shit name.
Uh, Yuya Fiora.
And then I have Knights Vow, so it's like, no matter what I'm making losses for now,
because I don't, like, usually you don't really have to itemize Fiora,
if you're early midgame, doesn't, doesn't want it.
But from this spot, there's no fucking way I'm not. I have Knights Vow,
like, Knights Vow Fiora is pretty good.
So that's wrong.
And this is Clutter Mind Tiny's Titan, I better fucking win.
It'd be straight up embarrassing if I don't win.
There's a Bears with a B, wait, I might actually have gotten the Belt, and it doesn't matter.
I can go Belt, I can go Cloak.
Morello, Morello.
I showed him a little witch and then I've last was over for Yora and then I've gargoyle for Niko
I'm in spots looking pretty solid. Yeah
Tristude, Adastide, R.E.
This is actually better. I feel like this Seraphine unit is kind of good, but it's a way better Merlowe holders or whatever
Rhyzo. I tried it absolutely nothing, but is this guy that's wrong?
I hope not.
Like this doesn't kill my entire board after the sense, right? I think it does
It does
It's fine. I mean, it's just a 4-2 slight roll and when I say slight roll
I'll probably send into like some upgrades, but I'm not gonna go like true zero though. I
You know, it's not gonna miss shit. I'm missing Niko. I don't have Niko. I'm not missing that. I'm missing
Some units, but it's fine. Swingo, Swing, Niko, Bardo, Rod
Bo, cloak, spark, I mean, spark's really good, and then bow glove though, glove is like half
hodge, I guess, lots of strength, I can also just go IU lots of strength, it doesn't even
matter.
I didn't even bother sharding that guy, that's too easy.
Fairy play, is he, is that Kalista too, I just saw?
Oh no, it's Ash too, okay.
This guy's a frost Kalista, frost one on over there.
This guy's a Kalista too.
What the fuck?
Level 830.
Okay, I mean, I just buy some trash.
I can stop rolling on Briar, plus 1 Fiora, 1 Fiora plus Karma, 82 HP, 10 Dora's items.
It's so fucking slow.
Keeper's 1, Component's plus 5 cost.
I just got a Morgana.
What the fuck.
Okay, I'm going straight to 9-Bed.
Should I just Gargoyle my...
I don't really want to send this though.
Good loss.
I would have won if I had a single item slam, but that's okay.
I mean, Scylla doesn't really do anything, but the damage up is not even bad.
It's not like Rockhaunt's actually tanky.
I have a carry fucking- I have a carry Seraphine.
But it's fine.
Uh, I kinda wanna go like Starax on Carousel.
I guess I could go...
I could also go Warmogs.
Like, Warmogs on this unit is actually good as fuck.
So, this is so close to winning this game.
61.
Even if I stack two more, I'm still at 40.
That's a good loss.
I am... Oh!
I mean...
I mean...
Alright, GG's done.
Fiora two
This uh this duo this one two five whatever the fuck the two gold one random component and whatever just
It's straight up 5,000 gold like no kappa
Like bro. I just sat here made for me 30 took a two unit loss made 40
I'm not here. I made 40 and then I made 50 and I took two unit loss three unit loss
I think I rolled like four times. I hit swing to one Fiora
Yeah, I'm going nine then and now I'm just sitting here for 60 gold 60 HP
I mean you cannot tell me this game is not a guaranteed first. Yeah, I can't tell me it's not a guaranteed first
It just hatched me it hatched me a full Morgana a full Morgana. I
Don't get it
This has level 8 true zero with an econ often by the way, but then if I didn't hit
Like a like a five cost that I can use like it's fine. I can just I
can just I
I could just roll deeper. I would have just rolled until like fewer or two or maybe like karma to like get off the
Seraphine like one's million over. This is is better as well
But I mean I don't really want to roll
Swing to swing to
This guy's also true zero
Just go ahead just click my entire board
What the fuck?
It's a day 48
Even though I lose one more. I'm still three lives
So I'm gonna suck. I'm just gonna five to it
And just roll a nine odds. Hope I can hit karma to you if I can't it's fine
And I can play, I mean I dropped this piece of shit to Brazilian, I can drop this piece
of shit to a Briar, I can also just play Diana, Poppy, can I play TK Hecarim?
Probably not.
Probably should have removed her, oops.
Oh, belt.
Oh, nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
It's too expensive.
it's too expensive how about I buy it next no no no that's it I don't even like I don't really like
I don't really like Morello on I really I'm about to say the remover I really don't like
Morello on Morgana I think it's fucking worthless it's it always dies and you lose
and you lose 8 I'll remover it on 4-5 I'm just now probably gonna move the uh what's
what's it called actually it died instantly acceptable also I think this guy
just gave me poppy too I mean I don't want to sell Zoe because it was witch
first one on carousel I just instantly game I just like I've read this Zoe for
one goal to the fuckers I mean I could just scam a fucking round G G it's just
a straight-up fucking scam man Niko to is actually not bad I'm gonna hold
I almost lost with 8 witch.
Yo Greya, thank you.
Thank you for the raid.
23 thieves.
What does that even mean?
Oh wait.
Oh, there's a witch plus one.
Oh, GG's done.
Okay.
G?
G!
Bro, it's not a bailout, man.
It's not a bailout.
Like, I hit any of these two star legendaries, I'm still gonna win out.
Like, now I'm just guaranteed to win out, to like relax, buddy.
It's not a bailout.
I actually play this game flawless. Yep.
I mean no matter what, I want to bounce this mark.
Or I want to bounce the BD.
Acceptable.
A Briar.
I need to make sure this guy doesn't hit Rock Han 3.
What is this?
Oh wait. I think he's going for Callista 3 as well.
I think he's putting two Callistas.
Honestly.
I'm gonna start feeding.
Okay, I need to move items off of...
Alright, can I play Diana then?
I mean, I would drop Zilean, which is Chrono.
Is he close to Callista 3?
I mean I want to roll Witcharm though.
I kind of wish I could, honestly I'm kind of down to Remake because I want to lose this
natural suit on Morgana.
I have to remake the Fiora no one cares.
And all I have to do to win this game is deny this Fiora Rock on, I just win the
game.
Can I get a replacement Fiora please?
Did he hit?
I didn't even remove her.
Did he hit?
I mean I guess I can save the remover for after this, these items are fucking shit.
and then I just, uh, remove the Nashor's Tooth onto some piece of shit, and that's my lord.
I mean, I'm just in here rolling to make sure he can't hit. I win the game.
Soul 2 Star Fiora, instead of...
It doesn't matter. I'm saving him because this...
The only way I lose this game, guys, is if he hits Rakan 3 or Kalista 3.
My wincon is not another fucking carry. It's denying his Rakan in Kalista.
And then on Karacel, I can move Remover.
I have my Remover still, and I can move my Nashor's Tooth.
I don't even know why I talk. Honestly. I like sit here and verbalize my thought process
Throughout the entire game and then and then
Remover bro, it doesn't matter like it. Oh, he's dead. Bye. Bye, buddy
Like is is this stupid ass Fiora part of my wincon?
No, man
Like I'd rather have Fiora one that I can easily get Fiora two if I wanted it and then just get the Nashors to
Man, it doesn't do anything. It just so happens. There's no there's no Morgana item
I think there's still no more gun item, but I just gave him a spark. Oh, I know I didn't
I mean, I don't want any of these I can go Titans. I guess Titans VP. Honestly, that sounds actually good. Never mind
bro, I
Can just kill him off here, man
reforger remover
G. Oh, I forgot a few
For why is this guy still in the game?
But I mean even if I didn't hit which plus one what did I have just
Like what did I still win this game with I drop like Zoe and like some other piece of shit for like Diana
two plus some other two-star legendary like brought like yes man like it bro the game was over man it
was for sure over it's just it just guaranteed my win no okay let me just sorry I have a it'd be a
64% win rate baseline my bad three item briar two tg fiora three item morgana two oh okay i'll
I'll put six which and then I'll put my items deal. Let's put
three item Morgana I
Mean it's a tg counts as like all put tg
It's gonna have no sample sizes. I do this as I will put any and then I'll put three and then my Diana is gonna have I
Mean it's it's it's two plus. Oh wait. I already put six which wait what?
It got it got even better. I already had six which and I just put the fucking
My itemization because some people are putting items on Fiora, but like the moment you find the briar Morgana
You just move through this Fiora unit is good, but start he's like she's like a better Olaf
This fucking this witchcraft briar is the actual juice
19 game sample size question mark. Oh, so it's just my one game. I'm the 20. Let's say I'm the 20th game
It's just so happens. My game is just a fucking it's just a knot. It's just a fucking seven
It's just an ADP of 7.
Like, pro, I would have won the game without Witch plus 1, man.
Like, I for sure would have.
But like, the duo queue, this duo queue, giving me the Morgana makes it so I don't have to roll a single time on stage 4.
And I just go straight to 9.
Because like, I won one of the rounds, one of my losses was a 2-unit loss, another loss was a 3-unit loss.
If I can if I only invest 10 gold into stage 4 and I win one round and I get two good losses
Isn't that just a fucking win like you already won the game show stats of that which I literally I did I put six which
You also put which plus one. Oh, yeah, you know why that is cuz I had which plus one
Like I I don't even know how what the fuck hello
No, I
the on carousel was witch plus two man it was witch plus two what the like you
can't have eight which with which plus one like what the fuck does that mean and
if I take out the witch emblem why the fuck am I capping around six which then
what the fuck is this it's a warrior preserving game I mean I don't know how
many people are committed towards the warrior line yeah fuck a double wandering
trainer okay honestly isn't support cash like kind of broken though if I'm
playing towards warriors. That's too fun, fuck it. What I get? Something good, I hope.
Oh, Preserver plus two then. Okay, GG's dead. And Encanter plus one, so I'll probably just
play Karma. I'll probably just play Karma board with vertical warrior or something. Casted
in two. Bastion. GG's just way better than Merle right now, so I'm gonna make GG. Is
Is this huge if I also it's it's true this Glenn and I'm just gonna go
Gwen karma
Bastion for what is this this shit-ass garbage shop?
Ash
What is this anyways?
I
Mean if I'm a preserver plus two I'm definitely for preserver or five preserver
So let's so it's three preservers. Let's put hechrom. Let's put tk for HP with the preservers
And then karma and three warriors.
Let me read what four warrior does.
Not playing no four warrior.
Fuck that.
Uh, with Bastion is with Hecarim, TK, and then I have that with Zilean plus karma.
Karma, Gwen.
Three more preservers, including Zilean, Bardo, Hecarim, TK, plus one.
And the plus one is going to be, it's just gonna be, it's just gonna be three warrior I think, but that's fine.
Unless I wanna play like a vanguard.
But, I can, oh actually, wait why don't I just play Zorath, wait why don't I just play Zorath.
Oh yeah yeah yeah, wait I'll just, what the fuck do you, what do you mean?
Bro fuck Yora.
The fuck?
Okay, GG's then.
Let's put Gwen.
Bro I don't need to plant her, man it's so fucking obvious when I'm playing.
Do it for me
Okay
zillion dardo like in Morgana
But I mean rock on better. It doesn't matter. It's just any preserver
So let's just put rock on because I probably won't find Morgana until later
Let's put heka rim Tom Kench heka rim Zorath
Let's put Gwen
Then let's put then let's put
Karma, karma, karma.
And then I cap around Morgana over, over Rockon.
And then I can also play four, whatever the fuck, out of the game's over buddy.
Do I even want to sell it?
It's Poppy, it's Jax, and Ziggs, and I'll probably be playing for the rest of my game.
And if I make, if I make 20 here, it's not like I can make 30 anyway.
Also, do I need to send this?
I don't think so, right?
And this gives me 5 Preserver, 2 Encanter, 2 Bastion, Arcana on TK.
I'm about to load it with 7000 HP whole board.
They can't play the fucking game.
They actually can't play the game.
Yeah, then already at 9, 4, 4, 4 Arcana at 9, and then I'm just Gwen, Karma, Zerath,
Trio, with like 7 million HP, 5 Preserver.
I'm gonna lose if someone has plus 2s though.
He might get fairy plus two and these six workers are fucking joke this guy might get witch plus two
This guy might get portal plus two
So I didn't send guard breaker. I didn't send guard breaker
Honestly, my my class is died. I don't even think I would win this
Actually, I probably would win this no, I would have won for sure. I didn't send guard breaker. I
Was too busy yapping. Oh my fucking god, man, like
It's fine. It's fine. Maybe I just get rewarded with like
like the rod plus tear or something.
And then I get Marullo Hodge, which is better,
but I mean this fight streak is more valuable
than some fucking dumbass items.
Because the chances of this board,
like five, six, seven, or eight, or nine,
or 10 streaking is like actually pretty high.
I am so fucking poor, holy shit.
Zero gold crugs, I need econ augment,
or I can't play the game.
I mean Nashor's Tooth is pretty good,
except if I go Nashor's Tooth,
I mean, I could go QSS on Gwen, it's not even bad with the JGE.
And if I'm going QSS, it's just way too good early game.
Titans, and then I play around Belt.
I mean, I already lost this round,
but I'm pretty sure I'm always going Econ.
I could go Guardbreaker Titans, Guardbreaker JG Titans.
And no healing.
I don't even, I mean, I have five preservers,
so I'm pretty sure I don't even need BT
because I have two Warrior, Vassion,
infinite HP, five preserver.
I mean, I'm gonna lose this fight anyway.
I am so fucking poor.
I probably shouldn't even upgrade it to,
I guess I lost my streak, so it's fine.
Let me see what I get.
But I'm pretty sure I have to take Econ here.
If I don't take Econ, I'm going fucking eight.
I mean, I can go another Preserver plus,
so I'm like, what the fuck does that do for me?
I can play four Warrior on eight instead.
It's basically a fawn off the rock
on Anakin and Asher's tooth.
I'm not thinking this, Barrier Charger's not thinking that.
There's no Econ augment, I'm fucking eight.
I'm actually fucking eight, then.
Can I even level here?
That's not that expensive, it looks good.
I mean, if I really have one Nashor's Tooth,
Nashor's Tooth Guardbreaker, I mean, it's Guardbreaker for sure,
and that's when I go, okay, it's Guardbreaker Titans,
and then I play off the Cloak.
Holy fuck.
Okay, the good news is this board can four-five it for sure.
I probably just go Spark instead of Titans, JG.
I don't have anti-heal, he's a Google object.
I didn't kill a single unit.
I don't have I don't have anti I don't have anti-mr. I
Think I'm going eight. It's zero gold Krugs. It's zero gold Krugs. So I can't even I can't afford anything
Hello, I'm I can't eight on 42. There's not even I didn't get bailed out by an econ augment
Okay, I don't know what the fuck the plan is. I think I'm going dead last I think I'm fighting seven Eldridge
It's all good. I got four preserver guys
God zero gold Krugs I'm level 640
What the fuck is the game plan bro, I need the pro I don't need this man. I need the fucking Gwenya idiot. Oh
My god. Oh my god
I mean, I mean, okay, honestly, it's fine. When can I level anytime soon? I
I mean, I need multi-trigger for sure unless I'm dropping both, which I can't.
That's actually an econ loss.
That's what I like to call an econ loss.
Like one unit loss, five loss.
I think my econ is back, buddy.
Like if I play this, five preserver plus random naces.
I feel like my cast isn't actually good stuff, though.
Is five preserver broken?
Like how broken is it?
Is it actually broken?
I mean, it's a lot of healing, but like my unit's not even upgraded.
I don't really want to level up because I'm broke as fuck
Also have a plus one slot now, so if I don't hit Zerath
If I don't hit Zerath, I can play four warrior for a bit
But I do need to find one TK or I'm guaranteed that last
I mean, it's fine. It was a zero gold Krugs and I actually made like 15 gold back but by full loss in the stage
If I won one of these rounds, I would have just left the game actually. It is a
Okay, three Crono
No.
Bastion.
I need a- I just need to get TK.
If I can't find one TK, I'm actually 8th.
But if I can find the TK, I'm pretty sure I just speed on the first.
I don't even have to roll anymore.
Glove, Chain, Reforger, Belt, Bardo.
I mean, it's half anti-MR.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I have to just make some fire cape.
It's not even bad.
And then it's- I have half ship, half spark, half DT, half hodge.
I'm sitting on three components.
That's why I can't even upgrade the Bardo.
I need, I need Titans, I want Titans BT, but I also need Spark, or I'd probably go Shift then.
Cause I could go Titans BTJG, Nashor's Guardbreaker Spark, but I'm, I'm like behind, I'm behind units.
So what's the plan then?
Alright, last loss, 41.
But these boards are so fucking strong.
I'm not sure I don't miss Ari.
Recon Bob.
Pandora's items is too fucking slow.
Camelio.
A Chain.
Yeah, fuck it, double!
Yeah, fuck it, double titans.
Don't worry guys, I'm about to scale.
I need a spark though.
I mean, how come two of them are not up there?
Okay, GG's, then.
U-Trash.
I mean, I have Rock on two over Bardo.
That's my item holder for the thing.
I don't even have Rock on two, I sold it.
Wait, who the fuck am I missing?
I don't even have Rock on two.
Because I was like, if you don't hit them four or one, you're not gonna hit ever.
And then, oh, that's not good.
Well, that's not good.
I mean, if you don't hit Rock on two, like right now, I'm never gonna hit.
Like, should I just self-repend then?
Cause I need to hit these fuckers.
Or I'll mate.
I mean, this is what I like to call an econ loss.
Can I sell? Can I sell?
I'm not gonna get harassed.
I mean, bro, I'm not gonna hit.
Like, if you don't hit on like two, one, you're not hitting
never. Also, there's no fucking...
Okay, it's okay guys.
The spark's gone.
That's fine, that's fine.
That's half B, E, T.
Okay, watch this.
Watch this.
I mean, how many of our cons are gone?
Maybe it's a trainer going,
so like you actually can hit.
Oh, actually there's like none gone.
Oh wait.
One.
There's like none gone. Oh, I can actually hit them. Okay, geez then
About a TP to a first. I mean, I actually am I was actually kind of nice. I can't even upgrade this trash, man
So why don't I silver con?
Because now I like I'm down to just swap back to Tabardo
for extra HP
Okay, I mean I probably should actually upgrade zillion because it's uh, it's what's it called
It's five preserved within the HP session of that
So now I'm just down like I'm down zillion to and I'm down. Oh, not good
Titans, Titans, BT. Honestly, I can probably get away with it. That's so much fucking HP.
I'm pretty sure it's like a gig of stat check. It's just completely worth it all, but it doesn't matter.
I mean, I'm just saying I'm close to spiking. I mean, I'll even upgrade this stupid ice heckrum now.
It's not even that bad. It's a Bastion. Infinite HP. I found Gwent 2.
You know what, I'll even upgrade Ari now.
Okay, can I get barred over Rekon though? Or I might be fucked.
You know what it is actually for Gwen to wrap like that?
You have to just trap left and right because how it works is
it can't it can't it's kind of annoying because it only worked because he was
comfier. So the the techs in position against
Gwen is just one two three four like eight one eight three eight five eight
seven because what happened was there was three units
here and it wants to hit like three units but the thing is and then it's
like a mix of the thing but it can't it can't dash back
Or I can't dash left or right because these fuckers are in the way and then it has to go forward, you know what I mean?
So there's like three and then you can't go you can't go left or right it has to go forward
You know I mean
Yeah
Broly what the I mean? I don't even want this shit. I'm sure the Morgana is better than Bardo
I have no anti-mr. Oh wait Bardo gives oh Bardo gives the thing. I didn't even default in time
Like bro fuck it fuck Morgana man
Why am I playing Morgana again?
I would have won this round if I made default, and if I...
Wait, I won anyway.
Okay, okay, it's fucking, it's scholar.
It's an extra two traits.
It's an, okay, but honestly, it's fine.
Like, I mean, no, fuck Morgana, man.
Oh, oh, no, no, not fuck Morgana.
Not fuck Morgana.
Oh, I have a bardo right here.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Okay, okay, I'll bardo over Morgana next turn.
Yeah, fuck, fuck Rono, fuck Rono.
Bro, fuck Rono for one turn.
The thing is next turn, I have the star,
so this turn I wanna play Morgana.
And then after the star wears off, then I'll swap.
Yeah.
I mean, Morgana too, Karma too, Zerath too.
I mean, I'm fucking down then.
U-Trash!
I just scammed his ass.
The star.
Also, this guy just died with three Karma,
so I'm back then.
I'm one off Garousel, like if I put this here, is it gonna die instantly? No, right?
And then I just trap it so it can't go, no, but then like, what if it just dies?
My bar is not even on same side, I'm fucking trolling.
I also don't have anti-MR, I just want to be clear.
I have Karma, I have Karma Gwen Duo, and I don't have anti-MR.
But I have like, Giga Gwen, Giga Karma, I even have TK too, that's pretty good.
This is a zero gold cards. Zero gold cards, like, can I even play the game?
Okay
Okay, I check HP 600
600 HP with five preserver. I mean, that's pretty good. I can't be bad
And I have anti-mariya fucking Seraph 2 just in the game
Probably should I even pay for this? Yes. I wouldn't pay for like no fucking barrier though. Holy fuck this Fuura
or a...
Monka.
Now no one has a Sad Shack, watch this.
Bardo...
It's like, I think it's like forced to wrap.
I think.
That's golden eagle on the bench.
I mean, these Shadrubgrits don't even, are even small.
I leveled 9 to be like Vanguard.
This guy's kind of scary.
Aw man, I think I'm one like...
Great.
Zondas.
I'm gonna go for a 9.
For what?
I'm gonna level to 9 for a fucking Mordekaiser.
But when you have 5 preserver, especially when you're 1 HP, you have this Rathal probably not going to hit.
But sometimes you do hit, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have won that fight if I had Zillian II already too.
It's just that the shitters don't matter early into the game, but as the game goes later and later,
if you're stuck on level 8, you better upgrade something.
Also, I think I have a lot of Ascendant odds, I do.
I'm actually going to just... I need an Ascendant.
Armor... Armor's okay, not really.
I have 40% or uh, what it wants to call Dods.
I did ditch Earthquake for this.
How do I just see the same one again, man?
Oh my...
What the fuck do I even go here?
This is not good.
I went, like, okay, there's no way to dodge.
I think I'm dead, buddy.
I am dead as fuck.
Fourth, that's pretty good.
Fura, Fura...
Does five are gonna not really?
I'm 40% what's it called Dods,
and I had like 30 gold so I was just like, fuck it.
I'm about to hit.
But then like I'm pretty sure these like arcana odds
are like, are straight up bugged.
Because like how come when you roll with Zerath,
I don't even know how to explain the bug.
But like why are you just seeing like a charm
every fucking turn of the same charm?
I don't even know how to like save the bug exactly,
but it's like when you roll and you see like,
let's say it's like, oh, upgrade this champion,
like your next champion that you buy this round is free.
You're like, no, I don't want that shit.
then you press D, use two gold,
and you get dropped the same one again.
What is that?
Oh no, I mean, it happens every time.
It's something to do as a Rath ascended charms,
like kind of griefing your thing,
because sometimes it's like, on stage four,
you just hit two back to back,
even though you can't even find the charm.
It's like putting the regular charms
into your shop ahead of time.
I don't even know how to explain it.
Zero gold grugs.
I think I have four, two, with 30 gold
after going on a 7 loss, and you know on a top 4 with Titans Titans no MR, no anti-MR,
Titans Titans Nashor's Guardbreaker JG, allowed. You know what they should make in a 100T vernecton
skin. What? Did a 100T win? Nope, they got 2 owed. In fact it wasn't even close. Wait
also a set to go here. Hello set to go, have you re-evaluated? Not even close would
be an understatement. I didn't even watch the game, I passed out. Which team do you
cheer for Worlds, T1? But I'm not like a T1 glazer or anything. Okay, it was 21, but it
was worse than the scoreline than the scoreline. Really? How can it be worse than 21? They
didn't trade anything. Also, is this, I know this, like Keene, Keene, Keene or
or whatever his name is.
There's a bounty?
Okay, give me one second, buddy.
No, I didn't get it.
I'll make it.
Great.
Okay, anyways, this Keeney guy on,
is he on R7 or is he on Pain?
I don't even remember, I don't even know,
is he R7 or is he on Pain?
Yeah.
That guy's, like, I feel like, is he good?
I don't really follow, like,
I don't follow, uh,
what's it called?
But he seems like a fucking giga demon
He did this thing on LeBlanc and like if you didn't get anything out of it, but it's like the thought that counts
Obviously, it's probably good for a pro like a pro player
Like like pro players probably know this anyway
But he like w'd on LeBlanc and like you know how the usual combos like QRE or whatever he like w'd
And then fake the queue and then he like autoed instead of cued then walked back and then and then walked back
and then RQE'd to like to make it look like he can't he can't mimic the W isn't
that actually kind of smart you W auto makes it look like that you have no you
have no like no no kill pressure like no it was not like on like in lane anyone
can keep track of it but I mean like in in like a like a team fight or like or
like they're fighting it was bought in it he like W'd into like three people
just auto'd instead of queued and then like W back and then and then like looked
like he was going back and then just walked back and RQE'd like isn't actually
like kind of isn't kind of smart yeah it is like I mean I saw that I was like oh
shit because anyone's gonna anyone's gonna autopilot the fucking the W and then
like even though you even even if you have no kill pressure you're still gonna
queue just just from habit but then you can like set up like I mean it's
sounds I mean yeah the guy's a fucking beast anything look good
compared to K3 so do Leblanc
Bro, I'll play Leblanc you lock the fucking hecarim or not the hecarim you lock the you lock the TF
Yeah, fuck it. I'm just gonna play some knobs every roll
Love quote
Honestly, I've golden eco chain. I have gargoyle. I just sacro bow. I
Seems like everyone is playing fucking what's it called?
He's portable forge not sure yet. I mean this guy's holding twitch plus this thing
I'm getting kind of scared
That I'm gonna be seven way contested various like always bro. Fuck that comp. It says arcana plus one bow belt here
Chrono plus one double down full open into Galista. Okay. I'm just gonna fix land and broke fuck right here
Soraka to I mean, it's not even better
Sure chain cloak
I'm fighting a full open
My seven works right like it like at the at the start after player if there are no
Did I just minus two? It says after each player combat if there are no items. Like did it count like as soon as the round ended like fine vintage or did it count?
Oh boy. Oh, oh, oh
Okay, am I just am I just three way contested?
There's again
Yeah, Nashus tooth BS word broad cloak get into eternal winter
Clear mind with whatever the fuck that is
scapegoat rod cloak love
Double down full open Calista you pop into not sure yet
Bo-Belt chain. I think I'm 8.
I should probably hope it's me doing it.
Great.
I'm 8.
What is this guy- What, man? What?
Been lose win. Am I first pick at least?
Did he win? He won. That's good. Did he win?
He better win.
I'm not trying to be last pick.
Alright, fine. It's fine. Third pick. It's fine.
Am I just going to even try out into fucking-
Oh my lord. This is just miserable.
Someone took a BF sword on-
He's just BS sword clear mind, open, he's IE, even Trout just got an Ezreal and he's got IE, Ezreal, even Trout, clear mind.
And then now his early mid game isn't even that shit, so if he, oh my game's just not that good man.
Also if I lose this round, I'm just gonna leave. Actually, let me see. I'm gonna lose to this.
But do I actually want Blaster Rods? Do I even beat this? Ah, whatever. I'm gonna win this one.
If I lose, I'm leaving I
Fought I thought okay. I'm not leaving. It's it's fine. It doesn't matter. It's not like I can make 20
I just minus win lose win lose
Minus two gold three gold. This is minus three if I win this round
I get one goal for winning one goal for keeping streak and I just fight okay
Like with how close this fight is like it's not even that like okay. No, it's not that close
But like like I'm pretty sure I'm strong in this guy. It's only one guy. I lose two man
I even upgrade this without going eighth
And I think if I
This is my pool this guy as well
How's this guy looking? I mean I'm gonna win against him with regardless
So fighting this guy. I mean I think against this guy I actually need a multi to win
If I win this run I'll hold
Sugarcraft gargoyles
War mugs
Bro, I am so poor
win lose win lose didn't make 20 oh IE that's pretty good oh whoa that's pretty
good IE Shoshin red gargoyle whatever the fuck it's called fucking worthless
gargoyle IE bow half Shoshin half red tier on some piece of shit for now I
don't have blaster odds but that's okay my city doesn't slam it on neutrals
man it's golden Nico Slemin this guy is clear mind 50 gold ie ie bow even
shroud oh god can sue can sue this is ie bow as well with skipgoat golden Nico
bro this I'm down for double econ man I'm through a contested fuck this I'm not
to just like straight up loose loose all the way until 4-1 and just fucking
send it double you can fuck it bro it like it okay I mean I think I actually
I actually had to take W Econ here.
I'm double contested.
Cyber's focus and fishbones though, fuck.
I guess I have tier A and bow.
Kinsu, IE, IE, Zeke's ice cream, RFC, bow,
what the forge, oh actually did he pivot then?
Cause now he's RFC, oh he actually pivoted.
Oh, this guy's E-popped into a blast.
All right, C141 then.
She's gonna lose streak this stage.
I fucking hate taking this augment
because every single time I take it,
bro stay above 80.
I will say it again, you wait, you wait, you get the gold, and then you get the rolls.
So if you're at 70 gold, in fact right now, if I were at 69 gold, I still would be getting
three rolls.
Okay, okay.
Bro, he's gonna be first pick on Carousel, man, unless I get like 30 gold, which I don't
think I am.
Nice.
I'll break his illusory because of all.
He's gonna be so fucking poor.
I'm pretty sure he has to port to it.
Like please, if this guy gets a Varus on Carousel, it's just mute.
Get ready to mute. Get ready to mute. Get ready.
And the tier is less flexible.
This guy just got the bailout of the fucking century.
He actually got the bailout of the fucking century.
It's so... He's just sitting here.
Oh my, like, it's...
Oh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'll make them.
I'm losing one. It's fine.
I mean, Simon's not perfect in a role.
at least 3 rolls, at least 6 gold if I double go in the nico
he's level 720, I guess he's epoch, but he's level 720
for what?
IE, IE, Varus
bro should I just ditch the fucking invested
and just send it next turn
I lose 3 shots but I get to like, I'm pretty sure
actually epoch has to wait until 4-1 as well
I'm paying 6 gold to roll earlier
is this guy, he's double down
This guy is clear-mind. I think clear-mind is
Perfect neural 4-1 as well, but like they're both econ so they're just gonna be rolling the same time
I'm just gonna send a message on fucking neutrals
Fuck this. He's level 720. I mean epoch is just gonna 4-1 it except I don't know he rolled a lot
So I don't know
Yeah, fuck it
That's good enough for now
Can I even if I can't choose a gold which I probably can't I'm choosing I'm sitting here not rolling to she's one roll I
Didn't even choose a roll. Yeah, I'm sending it again. I mean I was a rat too
is that even good I mean let me see if I get plaster plus plaster plus one I have
one various let me see how many various are gone let's let's see I don't think
found a single one either I'm triple you can't you're telling me I'm triple
you can't zero at two I might as well use the free rolls I saw rock on six I
mean I'm gonna use the free rolls prior okay various I rather just like
this trend okay I mean it like okay if I have if I have Zerat too I mean it has
zero items is there a moose shogun to Zerat or no or like is it ever no like
for what fine okay sorry I'm no I hope you're not here because the fact that I
even asked this question I think he left okay sorry sorry okay wait what
Alright, shots locked, oh sorry.
I'm triple econ.
Triple.
Cause I'm three way contested.
I mean, I hit with my last fucking gold man.
I have gold here.
This is like 30 gold, this is another like a million gold.
This is another 22 gold.
And then I'm still 2-0?
On golden Niko Galaxy?
It's not even good man.
GM.
He hit Verus 2 anyway.
Everyone has two-star everything man. I'm fucked. No, I'm not paying for this shit fuck off
I don't have anti-heal. Can I even kill this? I don't have red buff. I
Even have Zorath here. It just doesn't do anything because I don't have enough kill pressure
Absolutely fucking wonderful. I mean I don't have anti-heal one and then he had fucking true this giant in mighty now. I'm eight
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fucked. I mean my items are good. I have 300 frontline
3 on him, whatever the fuck it's called.
I mean, I'm down.
I don't have a single comment on him, by the way.
Not 1.
GG then.
Alright, it's actually fine.
I'm going straight to 9.
I can actually roll a decent amount on 9 as well.
Yeah, U-Trash then.
U-Trash.
Do I even want a Solari here?
Because the thing is, oh, this is really good positioning.
Maybe it should tuck here.
Always, oh, he is the fucking, he's Silver Veil.
Okay, but honestly, look at my versus shoots here.
He kills all the trash instantly. At least I have some anti-kill, like Shirley, it matters.
Like, Shirley's own skill in this.
Shirley? Anyone?
Okay, I have Zeroth 2.
Oh shit, Zeroth 2 diff. GG's a new trash.
Uh, I mean, it's a bit nice in guaranteed.
And it looks like I'm far from 9, but I have Slammin', so I'm not actually far.
Triple remover.
Triple fucking Econ.
Oh my god, this is...
Not good.
I have enough to level.
56, 52 next turn.
Like, I don't even think Nashor's 2th even does it.
I mean, it's gonna do something later. I don't really want more mobs.
I don't want to have a naked fucking...
How much AP does this give?
10?
I hate it.
I hate it.
It's fine. Like, I'll get like a fucking Shogun on Carousel.
I mean, I can move Shogun over, not really. Like, there's no way it's better than fucking Barus.
But I...
this item doesn't do anything man great I mean 21 I'm still two lives 52 the
level next turn I have to sell rumble or I can't even level unless I'm sure those
souls in me I don't have a single Zorath item he has Giant and Mighty I don't
think this guy can lose a single round Giant and Mighty Calista warmhouse
gargoyle radiant ginsu you know very cool very very cool very cool bow belt
It's not even that bad. It's actually not bad. Don't laugh. Don't laugh
By the time it cast it probably has like 20 it has 40 40 AP stacks or like our 10 plus something like don't laugh
It's not even bad. It's actually not bad. I
Think I'm back
30 AP with guard breaker am I back then I should have just opened in three-way contested Kalista instead
Because if I'm gonna three-way contest Varus might as well just fucking three-way contest Kalista because this comp fucking sucks
Like it's just fucking terrible
If you fight a Calista player that actually hits and they're ahead of tempo, I'm not sure what you're supposed to do here
I don't get it karma player. I have chain cloak belt club opener. I
I don't know Calista karma karma Calista bearish bearish bearish
rise
Five six seven. I basically one second then
G G
Let's cure it up again guys. I wonder what I'm playing next game. Hope I'm not three-way contested
Play Warriors, that's not a comp, man, that's just straight up karma.
It's karma with Warriors on 8, and then if you can make it to the mass cap of Briar, Diana, Morgana,
then you just sell the fucking Warriors from Morgana.
And Briar, and Diana.
You just load into a game and you are just praying you're not 3-way contested.
I'm in a 6th place from 3-way contest.
I'm triple Econ and had to go true 0 on 4-2.
Well, I need to uh, I need to go wash my hands and then I'm gonna clean my mouse. My mouse is like feeling a little crusty
Don't thank you
Okay, I just cleaned my mouse and it's feeling brand new
The nuke might be getting dropped soon. What mouse? Oh, I just use uh, I
Just always buy the same mouse the the logitech something
Super light
Yeah, yeah
Hashtag at I mean whatever all I know is cryo uses it so I bought it like three years ago
And it's kind of nice
And I've been using it ever since in ever since then so yeah
You just buy a new one every like
Every the year and a half and you're good to go
Rich take I know it gets like it just gets crusty like the
Like the paint like when you clean your mouse
Like the paint at the top of like or whatever it is at the top of the mouse
Starts like peeling off and then also on the sides. It starts like peeling off a shit like you can kind of see it right now
Thank you. Let me show you can you kind of see it that it's like
Like where my fingers are you can't even like get rid of it
Like it's I just washed it or I just I'm not washed. I just cleaned it
Well, like you can't get rid of it and then after like to like a year a year and a half two years
it starts like, you like scrape at it to like try to clean it off. But then it like, it like,
yeah it chips off the whatever. That's because you've got greasy hands LOL. I mean I've been
sitting here 20 hours a day like I mean I feel like a year and a half it's pretty fair for my
mouth to be warmed out. I think. I mean the sides, you kind of see it on the side as well.
But I literally just cleaned it so it's not even like like you can't get rid of it
All right, am I just running back Varus again GD then also this opener is a giga opener
Pretty sure it's P. You need to wash up hand after toilet pal, bro. It's not fucking P
And I mean like is this is this not does this not have to be a Varus game? I don't get it
Like I don't get it. I have oh he DC nice you trash then I have BF glove
BF Glove Bow. I mean is my opener kind of good though? I don't really want to take
Build-a-Bud because the other thing is just straight up better. I mean I'm gonna
I'm gonna beat everyone though so fuck tiny incited. I guess I'm taking Build-a-Bud
then. I'll mate. And then I have BF Glove Bow. BF Glove Bow and I just play
towards Varus except I probably go Fast 9 Varus instead. Okay. Honestly this
looks pretty decent. I'll allow it. Oh Fast 9 you just you just cap around
Bro, I'd be at Club Bowl, man. Like, I'm not gonna sit here and make fucking GS, man. Like, it's fine.
I'm pretty sure this is a guaranteed 10 streak.
Five honey is not a real trade.
I think I just go straight to 9 and then I can cap around, like, Zerath.
I'm gonna build Zerath items as well.
And if I can't go, if I can't go straight to 9, I'm just gonna FF.
Because I'm pretty sure that Ziggs 3 is, like, the equivalent of, like, Varus 1.2.
Or 1.5, sorry.
Yeah, fuck it.
I have to sell my entire bench!
I I mean I can't I actually can't I have to sell this to and my twitch to and my warwick
And then I just restart around I just looked at the I just look at the bull. I'm good buddy boring
Not better not better
Not better not better not better better except not really because I have to sack my entire fucking board by the way
I have to sell my entire board. I
Mean this is better, but I have to sell my entire board so not really
install lose lose lose lose lose better but I have to sell my entire board like
come on just use your fucking brain man like but my board my board is just set
up six frost I love the six were frost and then hopefully I can tense streak
into a nine on five whenever a bow a bow a cloak there was a ginsu no one took
that oh my I honestly I'm not gonna go fast I need to karma fast on karma
IE Briar, this guy is at what cost? If I lose a single one of these rounds, I'm gonna be fucking mad.
I mean, isn't Z3 basically a karma 1.5? In fact, it might be better than karma. 1.5. It might be like almost a karma 2.
They said I can just hold the trash and I just skip straight to 9. But if this can't go 9, then yeah, I'm out.
Fuck, I'm fighting the level 6 at what cost?
Okay, I just need to win five more rounds and then sac stage four
Five more rounds surely arc angels zillion two at what cost ie tier shogun arc red buff
Shogun bow triforce BT triforce tg tier we're broke. He took lucky gloves on
I think he lost the usual as well
the belt though
ship guard breaker ie
play around Jane
This is a zero gold Krugs. I think so.
What was it?
Probably. I mean, you feel like
Build-a-bud, full streak. I'm not even that rich.
That's level 620. How's he not level 7 right now?
Okay, four more rounds and I'm back in the game.
Yeah, four more rounds.
I mean, I can go Frost fast nine. It's not even bad.
And to play, I mean, play around seven Frost on nine. Is that even good?
Does it give anything like a swing or a whey?
I don't want that shit, TG501, Golden Quest?
Yeah, fuck it, Golden Quest then.
How rich am I?
50 gold?
And then I skip straight to 9 from the spot?
Yeah, fuck it.
Alright, if I win this next round, I win the game.
I get an extra 4 gold, and then I just stack, and then yeah.
Alright, GG's done.
That's all I need.
I don't even need...
That's 10 HP on top of me getting 4 gold.
I don't even care if I lose this next one, this is already more than enough to just...
just TV me straight to fucking guarantee cash out and to win out.
Okay, well GG Zed.
Zero gold wolves preying.
Oh.
I don't even- is it even possible to have zero gold wolves into zero gold krugs?
Or zero krugs into zero gold wolves?
I don't even know if it's possible.
I lost for sure, this guy is looking strong as fuck.
actually I wasted entire cast wait oh man I mean I got two out it's fine I just
have shift guard ie yeah fuck it oh okay I was just gonna build all of the
fucking late game shit and just build the fucking Cronvart the two guys
transforms into three cause what would I lose I would lose a cogmall or a
zillion can I put this in zillion here it's just for us I get one gold I
I gained one gold.
Yeah fuck it, I'm not losing Zilean. Yeah, who the fuck hurt?
I'm about to just start losing, because some part of it doesn't really do anything.
I'm not just playing for the game.
I'm sorry if it does anything, I didn't even kill a single human anymore if it does.
Oh, I can play Casio, oops.
Is it a 4-5 cash out?
Probably.
4-5?
Acceptable.
Not putting this, never putting this.
Heck cover him.
Heck cover him.
oh also this is 9 gold so I'm actually not even poor 9 12 14 16 19 I have 20
gold on board so I'm already at 112 it's a 4-5 guarantee I might actually go to
43 this guy is fucking zero gold what the fuck this is not even a tier 2 diff I
mean you know you know like looking at spots like this I am never taking build
bug it build a bud again like it cuz like let's say I didn't get bailed out by
golden quest isn't my spot just strictly unique like I don't get it I mean I
frostbust one but then I would have to roll an eight it's not like I can go
straight to nine like I don't know why the fuck I would you would ever take to
build a bud but I like well this is the tiniest Titan there really tiniest
Titan that sounds I it's I think it's a zero gold Krugs again is a zero
Gold Krugs into a zero gold wolves for what how okay, so what's what the fuck's the plan here?
I I don't I don't I don't get what the plan is
Like I it's a zero gold Krugs. I'm fighting all in
zero gold all in
zero gold
how?
Zero gold Krugs into zero gold
Wolves straight zero
What bro, it's not I don't care about zero gold fucking raptors man
I like it doesn't even fucking matter like it I'd be all be dead already
To five costs eventually fallen at nine
You get to five costs
To four costs and two components like I'll just take a fucking ten gold then I guess
Okay, I got Seraph in a Camille
We got Rod Rod. I mean I need to move items off of the thing. Okay. How much gold do I have?
Do I have a lot or no?
I'm at okay. I killed some
The problem is I can't even I don't even want to roll on eight like I I mean I'm guaranteed to catch on one turn right once
It's what like a one turn I was 175 plus
Plus five plus three or plus 10 plus three 13 so 13 relative to 129 139 plus 13
So I'm plus 13 here. I should know someone else
No
RE
Okay, so relative
I'm getting 154. Yes 154, so I need 21 gold plus 9
21 gold. I think I have to sack one more and pray I can just go straight to nine
Because I don't want to sell like I don't want to sell my I don't sell these units
I got just cash. I just sack one and I'm still two lives. Hopefully because I don't want to sell Morgana
And I don't like I'm probably just gonna be playing around TK plus I
I am just gonna sell I now fuck these units like I'm not trying to sack, but I also don't really like
Like 78 here. I'm gonna lose anyway. I need to go nine and I feel like it's easy to play
Whatever fuck it heck a room
Diana crown guard
hodge guard breaker
ie
guard breaker
protectors vow
Shiv belt chain. I don't I don't care about lose. I just need to be sure I'm still two lives going to 5-1
I win the game. Okay, if I win this round, there's no way this board gets 5-0ed, right?
Like, there's no way my board gets... gets, uh, it gets, like, it's 8-0ed.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Oh, great. I'm stacking 1 then.
Okay, I mean, I'll buy this, and then I'm stacking for sure, but...
I don't have a fucking zillion.
Procon, Morgana, Karma.
I don't have...
I mean, I want Zanya's on this piece of shit.
Okay, I'll just Zanya's this.
Aegis?
Shroudo, Karma, do I have Hecarim on my board? Yeah, you trash then.
Okay, actually I have to stack one more.
Because I bought the fucking Sun.
Hopefully I have Natural Alegazillion or something.
I have the thing on Hecarim.
Alright, Natural Alegazillion and then my entire board is done.
Yeah? One's Alegion?
Okay, I should probably just pair already then.
I mean, Hecarim's DR is not going to go there, actually.
Alright, where the fuck is Alegion at? Hello?
Also, can I get my TK back then?
I got Zerath gold.
I mean, let me roll twice or twice or try and maybe I can find something.
I'm just gonna buy this and level that strength bucket.
28, that's two lives, I assume it's a good loss, but this is a bad loss, and I'm fucking
eight.
I'm not trying to go eight.
Crown Guard, even Troud.
I have one remover.
Okay.
Ah, this is two lives for sure, right?
Shirley?
My board is not even that bad.
Okay, it's two lives.
Okay, GGs then. You trash. I'm surprised I even lost this. I thought I was gonna win anyway, but I lost.
I'm so poor. Holy fuck.
Karma's better, Karma's better than Auri for sure. Sorry.
Hello? Hello?
Do I really have a zillion on my board? I do, right?
Bro, these upgrades aren't even bad, man. Like, they're not even bad. Like, fuck it.
Yeah, why do you call it augmented? I mean, not really. I don't even, like, what?
Oh, the star! Okay, GGs then.
I stole I stole an extra five gold plus carousel. Okay
I don't really want to use my remover right now. Bardo is actually okay
It's karma better. It's kind of actually better than Ari. I had a has to be it actually has to be the star
Wait, I fought clone
It's not even good. Oh my I
Could have just I could have just straight up made this guy tilt Q the next game when they just take 30 damage out of
nowhere because of the star like oh my and then now I fight clone and they
don't even realize they got scammed and then I like well that's not good I mean
it's fine I have true fucking gigabits I'm upgrading the zillion here really
I was rather I think the DR is better it's it's so I have I think I have five
charges bot total I can check it might be seven max it's probably six I mean
Give me a rock on fair. That's whatever. I mean I can check. I just bought one. It's the last turn I'd be at
Oh, it's actually a nine now. I don't even I still don't think that's better. Actually how much is it?
It's how much?
6% true damage
How much is this?
8% DR
Friar Friar 2?
Am I dead?
Or do I kill enough? I think I'm I'm giga dead
Well, this is the lead for sure. There's no fucking way. I
I didn't hit. It's not a top four scam. I got verb-verse scammed. How is this?
Yes, I cashed out Diana, which is great and I had the crown garden hodge, but
It was a zero gold Krugs and I was like, okay
It's fine because I was on a seventh streak and then the game just hits me with the zero gold wolves as well
How man? How?
How?
It's a zero. Okay, listen, not only okay, think about it this way if if Krugs if wolves gave me like 10 gold, right?
I would be able to cash out without selling my fucking Tom Kench
And do you know how stable I don't have to roll a single time?
I have you know, I roll 20 fucking gold to make sure like I don't I don't get 8 oh so I can potentially be two lives
Like if I get 8 oh on stage 4 I'm one like on stage 5 and that is unacceptable
Okay, how the fuck
How the fuck are you going to tell me that it's a zero gold Krugs I
Into a zero gold wolf. I have to sell my entire board
I mean I won every round on stage four, but that I have to fucking invest like 40 gold into it
I mean I also bought the Sun, but I mean the Sun is fucking broken
I'm not gonna get as only as I'm more gone. There's no way I'm not and then the thing is let's say
I didn't have to roll that 20 gold
I would TP to nine on five one with 50 gold and I would guarantee hit Morgana to I just went out guaranteed
Actually, that's not even true. I think Morgana 2 gets completely run over by Briar 2, but I probably would have won second that game
I mean the other guy is just fucking Briar 2, just full gig of legendary. I'm just sitting here
Xerath pair, Morgana pair, and I hit neither and then I'm just sitting here
I mean, honestly, it doesn't even matter, but I don't think I would have gotten, I wouldn't have gotten 5-0'd. I got 6-0'd.
I have to get 5-0'd to die, so I have to get 4-0'd, but I got
6-0'd.
Before all I was safe, so let's show that I killed two more units with Morgana 2 or
So it was a guaranteed top two, but instead the game just gives me zero fucking zero gold prugs
Am I supposed to be able to play the game here?
I mean zero all drugs like I already knew I was zero gold price, but the thing is it's not like I was poor
I was I was 60 gold after the augment and I won the next round. I was at 70 gold like it was fine
I just needed like on like on average. How much gold do you get from wolves like like on average?
I think I think it is fair to say like around nine volt
If you were to if you were to like sample out like a thousand games like on average
How much gold do you get like probably around nine or something right like it's probably like like ten give or take five like five to 15
Okay, it's definitely not 15 like it is for sure about 15, but it's it's probably like it's probably like I mean it's not 15
But it's it's definitely not zero man
Is this a
Cinder game
I'm a Cinder opener actually seems pretty promising
Fucking hero grab bag, and I just play Cinder this game. It gives me nine gold right now. It's not even bad
I have shoujin, ginsu, it's loaded carousels, and I don't really like this in loaded carousel, like scholar, syndra,
Bobby Semmick shoujin.
Yeah, fuck it.
It's not worth Nikoing this early, because I don't even, I don't like, I mean if I, if I win the first three rounds,
I'll Niko. But you'd rather just have it be slow fight so you can actually get stacks,
you don't want to just run them over.
And honestly, I'd rather, if I can get second pick on carousel, that's like even better, because that's just more stacks.
I can get a full item for Cinder maybe.
Loaded Carousel.
G.
G.
One more.
And...
Bro, he's not Cinder, man.
I mean, he has Cinder too, but who the fuck cares?
He's not playing Cinder, but relax.
He's gonna have three, but it doesn't matter.
I have two shenanigans, I'm guaranteed to hit.
Wait, this guy's also Eldritch plus one.
Yeah, fuck it.
I just use this as an econ opener.
And then I pivot into pivot into what I can see when a fucking children man. Yeah, it's a close to game. Yeah, fuck it
Not really
Fortune favors the bold children red
Eldritch probably playing towards Clista warriors. Honestly, I think I think I'm uncompressed to Clista
No joke. Oh, actually, I think he's playing Clista
G. And if I natural, if I natural three cinders by four, if I natural three cinders by three
five, so I'm sitting on cindre pair or six cinders with shirniko on bench, I'll go for
cindre three and play towards some cindre line.
What are the top steam player got?
It's a cindre one trick.
Oh, is it good?
I lost.
I think I'm late.
I'm not even, I didn't even gain a pick.
I didn't even, I didn't even gain a pick here.
Bastion is just not good man, I don't get it.
I gotta tell you someone in chat might know,
Woman Shrugging.
What? I mean he's playing towards Karma for sure.
I mean it's looking alright.
Make it 20 gold.
Like if you think about it, isn't this heroic grab bag like basically an E-hon opener?
Like it's basically Epox, bro it's too sure he goes in a champion dupe.
like what's stopping me from just duping this Mordekaiser and just playing
and playing Kalista please like what's stopping me from doing that nothing I
mean I will do it I mean let me see my items like if I get like if I get a
single fucking belt or bow on on Krugs I'm just fucking sending problems I can't
make 30 here though now lost my strip by like one fucking auto man but I think
this guy's fortune favors the bold into Kalista I mean he's the only other
their Calista player. Alright here's the deal. I get Rod. I'll play Syndra. If I get
Bo or Belt, oh, this has to be a Syndra game. I have free Eldritch. Guardbreaker for
Cascade, Cobb Nashor, Casio Pia, Shyvana. Okay, I mean that's a Morticizer too. I did get a Belt though, but I think this is a Guardbreaker. Just play Syndra.
This guy has one Syndra. This guy's holding an extra one. Four Syndras.
Bro, there's so many Syndras gone though, man. Yeah, fuck it. I just play towards Ryze.
I do a TK and Nami already, surely. Gintsu, Ryze, Shoujin, Nami.
Yeah, fuck it. It's a Ryze game then. I have Mordekaiser too to play for...
Nah, I'm gonna send this to the RGIS.
Like Gintsu, Guardbreaker, Ryze, Shoujin, Nami. Is it even that bad?
I could also just say fuck it, I'm just gonna play Syndra.
Did he sell his extra Syndra? No, he's 4.
Oh fuck.
Explosive growth.
Magic Wand.
Epoch.
Oh, mentorship is fucking broken in Syndra though.
Ah fuck.
He's 30 gold.
I can roll this.
Avenger the Fallen.
Is it just a Clista game?
Yeah, it's a Clista game then.
I hit Avenger the Fallen.
Sorry guys.
I mean I hit Avenger the Fallen. It's number one true piss man. It's better than little buddies. That's how broken it is
G
bro
Bro, I mean I tried man like I bro. I was even open to rise. I'm even open to rise man
How about the items? What's around my items gargoyle ginsu guard breaker? That's bad
No, I
Mean just cuz you don't have ginsu ginsu doesn't mean you can't play the comp
It's too broken. You use instantly win the game
Avenger the Fallen, Gintsu, Guard Breaker, okay I'm playing Cinder, I'm playing Cinder, what the
fuck is this? Yeah one roll fuck it. Let me see what's going here is one and then
hmm this guy has one as well so that's two and this guy has four. I mean I
probably won't even hit. Let me see if I natural Cinder in the next two shops.
Yay. I mean Avenger the Fallen is probably also good in Eldritch
because after your shitters die you still have a tank so it's probably fun.
Is it actually good?
Does this piece of shit get it?
I don't know.
I mean, even this guy has a Syndra.
One Syndra, two, three Syndra, four, five, six.
He sold his extra one, though.
Let me actually check if Seven Eldritch Avenger Fallen is good, because if it is, I'm
going to commit.
Holy fuck.
The stats are holy fuck.
A rockon.
All right.
Let me roll into a charm.
I mean, the stats are straight up insane.
Great.
Like they're actually insane. It's a 3.5. I think I think uh, I think Calista's like a 3.6
And I feel like this is actually a center spot. Yeah
This fucker doesn't even take it
The thing but I think the stats are good is because your backline like your entire backline gains from it
While like your front line isn't just dead, you know, I mean they saw the front line while your backline gains the ADN AP
Mortar Kaiser. Yeah, I'm just gonna commit then. I probably should have started. Can I play Galio plus mage?
Probably not
Can I go more three this game? I'm just gonna say only has three. I think that I sold as well
I probably can I probably should
Honestly, I'm kind of down to roll on seven odds
with the bench the following
I'm gonna play this plus mage karma
Five eldritch, and I just pivot off all that trash for so where are the zingers?
Yeah, fucking matter three as well
Maybe I should just roll so what's it all is wrong
Like, should I even go for Mordekaiser or should I just sit for 3 and then just go for 3 and just send me it?
TK2, I'm definitely not playing that then. I missed the Callister as well.
And one roll then. And yeah, one roll then. Yeah, one roll then. Yeah, one roll then.
I have BFBF. Aw man, he's 7-0 Durch.
Balanced Budgets straight to 9? Where's Exposive Growth at? Is the real question.
Exposive Growth. I mean, do a QEF fucking prior then. I get two components.
I mean it's 10 gold four rounds of PR and I just capped nine around
This dR doesn't do anything actually
How much is it? It's 60.
That's okay. I think he cashed out a
Radiant blue is his
Okay
This guy has support golem. What do you get something bad? I hope treasure chest is not even good
I don't like items on Tom Kancho, am I wrong to say that?
The problem with Tom Kancho is that no matter what, with items without items, he's getting
one cast off regardless.
I've never seen Tom Kancho ult twice in my fucking lifetime.
He just gets one ult and his job's done.
If it changes the amount of casts that Mordekaiser can get, isn't that actually worth a minute?
I kinda want to protect streak.
No matter what I 9 on, I mean, is this a huge upgrade?
I think I lose to this guy regardless.
I think I beat this guy regardless.
I don't know if I beat this guy.
Honestly, if that guy's in my pool,
I'm just gonna give up on my streak or whatever.
Streak is just gunzoned.
This fight, I think it might actually be a karma dip though,
but it's okay.
I don't wanna go fucking 2-0.
Like it looks not close,
but I'm not even getting this,
this actually could have been a karma dip.
I actually gained so much damage.
Actually, oh never, I have a vengeance to fall
and probably not.
What, he died? What?
Okay.
And what's my final board? I just, uh, I probably just play
All Legendaries with
3 Eldritch, Briar, like, just went out. Okay, I think I won.
The game.
BF. I think I won the game then.
Like, fuck it. I feel like there's no way that's stronger.
It does make a Econ, though.
Is it, is it over 7 without plus 1?
What's my board?
Okay, I started for asking, holy fuck.
I just looked, I have an Elise, a Nyla, and you're telling me I want to play an Ash on my board.
Making 30, level 8, 30, making, do I have TB to 50?
If I sell Galio, probably.
I'm at 35, 5, 8, 39, plus 9, 40, 50, 48.
Alright, 2Gs then.
Pay for gold, this for this or no?
I mean, I get items on TK and Nami, it's not even bad.
More 2 on level 8 so fucking shit to me like I'm this one not paying back over this shit
Okay, I just nine on five few I probably just play around one two
Drop drop maybe drop prior. I mean, it's just a karma board with syndrome. That's it. Okay. I
Will do that then
Maybe I should be buying this for a Zerath's charm though
Because if everybody have TK to don't I actually play TK plus
I mean, no one's over the mission like one two three Briar Briar shape
Unless they just want to play a lease and then drop Mordekaiser as well
But like bro, there's no way I'm ever pivoting to fucking Diana with if I have more to TK2
I like what I'm supposed to find triple Diana shop. I'm a triple Diana shop
I'm fucking down then then they get the fuck out of here
And I can just not playing the lease whatever man who cares. I'm pretty sure this is a guaranteed
Not 8. Which is pretty good, I'd say. One roll for Charm.
I don't have anti-heal. I don't have anti-heal.
Oh my fucking god, I didn't go Starax plus Double Guard.
That sounds fucking beyond useless.
I'll just GS this two star now.
Okay, great.
We'll laugh.
I have no anti-heal.
And that was.
What's the game plan then?
Can I just play for first? I just stack two.
Can I actually outcap this, uh, more two?
He's more 2 on 8.
Yeah I'm down.
I just sat 2 to play for first.
I mean, yeah.
Flover Charmed.
I can even play like Nyla or Camille.
Camille Hecarim plus Umbulti.
And then I can go like Gensu.
I only have one remover though.
My board is known trash.
I can drop 5 Ultra right now.
For Bastion plus...plus Chrono.
Let me see what this Dark Monolith does.
Maybe it's good
Stop being greed. It's not even green
I'm pretty sure it's higher win rate and higher ABP I can level and I would roll once
And I would be true zero for the rest of the game with Nila
I'd be true zero stuck with Nila and Ash on my board
Does that even sound right?
60 HP true zero and just commit to to Ash Nila final board. Oh not Ash. Sorry at least
my bad
like i could go like this right now
and i pair die i feel like the dark model with the order of the fuck is actually fine
i'm ascending next turn then
this is whatever his name is
20 times better than this
i think he is
i mean it just ran over my entire board
bro he's so lucky man i'm about to ascend it
it's fine 34 or 2 lives
it's more than enough
like the playvex
age with Umi probably will hold
uh there's eldritch plus one I think I will just play 7 eldritch
he said he probably will take it
unless he's not okay I mean I could just level up for bryor which is my board
but I has to be bryor like I'm not leveling for no fucking ash
support anvil I mean I'm fucking down the fuck
milio Umi Nami
camellio I should have played I should have played
What's it called plus what's it called? I should have played a I should have played you me plus Vex over
Over five elders until I find prior
But I have I have the damage and things actually huge
My board's not even bad anymore, then
Okay, isn't this charm broken as fuck actually. I'm funny more dude. I mean isn't this close considering my board as a fucking
Nila and Elise on my board. He's 40 gold though. I can play already for six elders or five whatever the fuck
Yeah, whatever
Another cameo.
Rock on.
Where the fuck is Briar?
This is my board.
Okay, honestly, I guarantee you I'll win this round.
I think the last fight was actually unlucky.
Like, I'm fighting the fucking Morgana 2 on 8, man.
Okay, I just gave his rise a fucking full item as soon as the fight started.
I think I'm 8 again.
My board is actually good.
I think.
Hello, are there any Briars?
I didn't even roll anything else because I'm just looking for the stupid ass Briar.
Hello, I think I just got baited by this fucking eldritch this one. I mean I could have played I could have played no zilean
No, already, but it's not even that much stronger man. It's not me one fucking you me one in a fucking Vex like it doesn't even do anything man
Oh my on me. I mean, I mean I can I can pivot into it right now. Is it even stronger?
Whatever CC is CC. I'm sure they don't lose to this guy
My phone I didn't see a single briar the entire game
Where did he even get this trench though?
GGs guys
GGs, I don't know why you bought that support anvil before hitting bryor lamau you are fucking straight iron
If you are sitting on 70 gold and you hit that premium of a fucking it's entire board 20% damage amp
Holy fuck. I should have just played Vex bryor. I should have played Vex you me instead though
Like it's just oh, yeah, you didn't hit bryor
Yeah, you shouldn't have bought that you should use I guess you just don't buy anything if you're if you're rolling down for
Callista, I guess you just don't buy rakan or callista
You don't buy any you don't even buy Jax Lillia anything until you hit rock on our calista because if you don't hit
No, yeah, I mean, I don't even know why you're investing gold in anything else then gg
Like bro, like yeah, I should I should just go nine and I could I could have just played Vex plus plus you me
I just played Vex plus you me and Vex who is Vex you and I would have I actually would have once arounds and
Then I probably would stall until like six whatever and then I'll hit briar and then I just fit it in
But I'm like I'm sitting I played six eldritch and I lost by like one unit
And I mean it not really I lost three units by the guy that's Morgana fucking two on eight
But I for sure were to beat the various guy if I actually play by right board
Come on continue yapping weed listening pro. No, it's just
Like the people that are like bro, you guys you guys need to just fucking reflect on your own like level of skill
If you think the support anvil was the problem and not me playing the incorrect board
What was like I played the incorrect board that was the problem
I don't have to play 7 Eldritch, who the fuck cares? I'm up a fucking tier 2!
I'm paying 25 gold at the end of the game for a tier 2.
And you're sitting there like, yeah, not sure why you bought anything until you found Bright.
Bro, why don't I just play fucking 5 Eldritch?
Vex, you me. The Eldritch is technically still, it can still,
it still contributes to your board without 7 Eldritch.
Like the analysis is just like, it's just so fucking tilting, man.
like like if you I mean honestly I'd be tilted you're like yeah you're trying to
actually play the wrong board I mean I did play the wrong board but I mean like
why don't you just watch yourself you're gonna fucking know you're playing the
wrong board every fucking second of the game but like some people analysis yeah
not sure why you bought the support anvil didn't find the briar GG you
suck like oh my fucking god like I can't wait to play this game just
fucking wonderful I think I'm full open to a boat unless I upgrade
Everything next round I will be willing to make some fire came maybe I should I should just pull open. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I
Should just I have one two three four five six seven eight. I gotta make that or 20. I should just pull open
I mean no one has a bow
Which was one no one has a bow no bow no bow no bow has a bow bow tier
Yeah, it doesn't matter to me then I mean, I don't even think I need to full open
I don't want to ask Lee when I need this bow
Like I just realized it's not it's not about like saving HP or like getting the econ. It's about getting first pick
Like I'm 30 gold like it's like I don't have to open but I might as well open because I need to vote
If I don't get this bow, I'm fucked. I
Didn't take beggars can be choosers to fucking I
Mean, I'm just saying combat caster avenge the fallen
I
Mean if everyone's full open then I'm open then fuck this okay
Okay, um, eventually Fallen, uh, we, uh, I don't know, something, oh, Giant and Mighty,
a movable object, combat caster, little buddies, you can't miss everything, Golden Quest, oh,
thanks buddy, that's actually huge, because now I might not be dead last bit.
Okay, what does this guy even do it by the way?
This, isn't this like the biggest scam that I'm probably gonna get first pick here?
Because this guy was lower than me and if we tied I would still be lower than him like isn't this just a straight-up scam
Soji wide people happy
What I have a question for you, sir. What I just want to hear your thought process
So you remember that game?
You got offered tiniest Titan
and
Instead of just taking it. Oh
I figured my opener was fucking good. I thought my open was pretty good
You have the stats say if that's if that's good with nothing isn't that just nothing
I mean I have a front line and then I would just say I you play around bow and then maybe I can just go fast time
Like I thought it was a fast sign of it, but yeah after taking it I realized that it was fucking trash
But at least I had like I mean I had a thought process
I feel like you're thinking too much like you have a thought process
It sounds logical
Like you're saying something that sounds logical, but you're thinking too much
Honestly, this is actually worth locking in this shop because I can not only make one gold, but I can also hold Lilia's Eravine and then pre-level.
Yeah. Unless he full opens, then I'm made. Yeah, you trash then.
Okay, I'm pretty sure from this point I'm guaranteed first. What is this shit?
In me getting the bow and carousel, now Preston got BTFO to play Varus.
And I beg your sympathy, chooser, so I'm just guaranteed to get loaded with true fucking gigabits.
Okay, let's say you have a 2-2, uh, 2-star Bastion over, are you going to take Bastion Emblem
and my guy or no?
I mean, maybe!
I mean, it doesn't even sound that bad!
This guy is not happy.
You are so lucky.
I was just about to call him and let him know that.
Nice streak, buddy.
You trash.
I mean, it doesn't really matter.
He's still 50 gold, but like, it's still, like, gold is gold.
I'm not even gonna bother leveling here.
I kinda want, uh, what's it called, odds?
like a golden quest i just instantly fucking TP to a first brahma i'm about to even sell
for a restart mission g okay i like permission to hold one zillion though i mean tier one
level six full streak with stationary support morillo gargoyle re2 level 650 gold monka
it's not even good man i lost a yeah it's not even good you i i please please please
If you say,
quest mark,
don't know why you bought that.
Don't know why you bought that.
You have a 1-6 chance to lose one.
You have a 1-6 chance to break even.
Then you have a 1-6 chance to gain one, gain two, gain three, gain four.
You are buying it every time, man!
Like, oh, I'm buying it like...
The fucking hindsight heralds like they just fucking show up out of nowhere, I swear!
Okay, well, did I win this game?
Like, guaranteed.
I am so fucking rich.
I'm guaranteed to cash out with 2 lives.
And then I can, I can 8 on 4-1.
Like if you cash out 100-something gold on 4-1,
it's a lot different than 100 cash out.
Like even if you're with 3 lives,
you're cashing out on stage, whatever, you're down 40 gold.
But if I'm cashing out on 4-1, that means I'm richer.
Like yeah, I'm only gonna be like 2 lives.
But it doesn't matter.
Like I'd rather have 2 lives and up 50 gold
than 3 lives and down 50 gold.
Like I mean the game's over, buddy.
You trash.
I'm not, I'm not playing no fucking, some no Calista this game.
I'm just gonna play, not sure.
But I kinda, I don't even mind going like T-Rong Parasol, so like I can, I can build like shit, it's like half Shiv and half Hodge.
And if I get like a fucking Morgana or like a Diana or a Briar or like a, or literally anything.
Or should I just go Red Buff? They just guarantee the Red Buff.
I'm just Calista with Chain, I don't even want that. I don't think Karma every time.
Round Karma, 4 cost.
G?
G.
Is this even stronger?
I mean probably.
And yeah, U-Trash then.
And yeah, U-Trash, and U-Trash.
If I can kill like two units next turn,
like the cutoff is, if you can afford one loss on stage 4,
while still being two lives on stage 5,
it's a guaranteed first on Golden Quest, like no joke.
Straight guaranteed.
Like if you, if I'm like 25,
and then I take a, oh no, I have to take a good loss.
I mean, I probably will take good losses.
Okay, like 20, oh fuck, there's no one, I'm gonna be 25.
like I am and I'm I am not killing a single unit oh my god
I mean I mean I killed some I 22 if I get like one odd low key yeah not really
I'm fucked not really okay GG said okay I'm done rolling then new trash I have
to I have to whatever fucks in whatever the fuck oh wait I think he's
I don't even like Magic Wand. I mean, I don't like any of these. I don't really like Support Golem, but I guess I get to roll these.
I mean, what am I even looking for, man? Okay. I mean, I don't really want to, like, lose. Like, let me just roll Slythe.
Like, Zilean II is not even bad, and I just try to level in Milleo, Ari, Tier, Chain, Protectors Vow on this, and then stall until this.
I mean, I could, I can move Shogun, I should just move the Shogun to, I should have just done this and then Bo's good enough to guarantee the item on this.
And then don't I also want to guarantee item on this as well?
And, nah.
I'm surely like, I mean, I mean, my board fucking sucks actually.
I got Zillian bombed, I think I still lost though.
I did lose.
I mean, one unit lost, is this even a loss?
Oh, oh, oh, thanks, Noyo.
That's a Zillian 2-Diff. GG.
These little buddies with witch plus one with a Diana isn't I look at a little too strong and I also have no anti-heal
Am I fucked you just forming another component. I'm starting to think Milio was fucking broken
This is my first time getting Milio, bro. This guy looks broken as fuck. I mean I fuck like
Okay
If I get the product, okay, if I'm 25 HP, do I win this game guaranteed?
Yes, man, I do I do but now I'm eight like
Like, 25 HP, it doesn't even matter, I can just sit here and just not give a fuck.
But like, because I'm...
Oh yeah!
I need a 3 extra HP.
Hello, help! Am I supposed to level here or no?
Help!
Something in sitting.
Might as well roll, pressure charm.
Okay, it's level for sure.
I'm back in the game then.
You trash.
Want to make gargoyles?
Monka.
I think Zeratsu is actually good.
I don't know about his overall, twice return, but it's fucking useless. There's Diana and Emilio
By this or one turn, sell Nasus
Just buy this in anticipation that I'm going fast 10
Like the thing is like bro if you're 9 on 4, 6, there's no way you don't end the game level 10
It's not possible. It's actually not possible not to be level 10, and then I'm just I'm just gonna open sell Niko and Nasus
Do I have like the best Emilio in the world?
Or is this like common?
I thought Golden Quest Milio was bad. This shit is better than the Morgana. It's better than what the fuck is this oh
My I farm like ten gold three component. I mean it gave me chain cloak glove, but like still components are components man
Yeah, fuck a GA
Yeah, I thought about it. Nah, there's no way I don't find that what's it called G and I just go straight to 10
Yeah, fuck it. It just saw Diana go straight to town. My board's too good.
Uh, it's Catarina. I feel like Catarina's not even bad. It's actually not.
Cause like this Milio's storing so many fucking items that every upgrade is not even shite.
I'll just roll for charm at this stage and then I just 9 on 6-1.
If I lose a round, I'll just fucking send it.
Yay? I'll just lose it with this effort.
Is it Milio?
Okay. I'm starting to think Milio was fucking broken, by the way.
A Catarina 2 is actually insanely good.
I mean, I can drop Diana, I can drop 1, 2, Diana, Taric, like level 4, for literally nothing.
I probably will actually play these, it's not even bad, like Morgana, Diana, Taric, Morgana.
One roll for Taram, GG Zen.
Temporary item, I mean, honestly, 8-10, 8-20, 9-6-1.
GG Zen, 10-6-1.
Lucky find Diff, just say it.
Or not lucky find, I don't even know what the augment is called.
Study hard. A B.E.T. is even good. Okay, now I'm gonna go 10 fuck the charm
Probably 10 out of 6-3. I mean I need one more Ghana for uh, what's it called?
I don't even have to sell the uh, the Migo Mesa's, it's not even bad.
It's tremors. A full shift. Acceptable.
That spark, let's take news.
I'm not gonna build a charm.
I saw Diana, it's just one more gana, I don't even care about Diana, it's only stronger when I get Diana 2 and Naceous 2, I don't care about that.
Bow, Tear, just think Shiv, it's fine.
Those items too, 1-2 first, or it might be 3 here.
Let me just split.
They're kind of strong actually, the fuck, 6 Blaster, 3 Arpina, Giga Varus.
Study hard, perfect interval.
50, 56 to level, I'm at 52, 60...
52, 65...
56 I have nine gold. I have two shops to find Morgana. You can't miss three shops because I can still cast you via
But two shops because I'll just play in cancer, I guess
Okay, I mean
Brofuck GA, I'm not a loser. I mean, I don't want to dafton. I don't want any
Yeah, I got my I got my milio fucking I got my milio's effort
Am I 8 then? Oh, tremors. Oh, bye-bye, buddy. New trash then.
I don't even think I'm gonna afford an actual combat charm. What is this? Costs, gained 6 shop re-rolls.
Costs 4 player health. Bro, I can't get 8, old man. I might as well just buy this.
He just hit Morgana 2. Oh, it's 6-0. Oh, fuck! Bro, I can't get 6-0, man. It's- Oh, Morgana 2, Diana 2, Monkka.
Not really. I'm unified, but- Eh? You got a component? What about me? Wait, what?
I just realized my Milio, I got lucky because this fucker has not farmed me anything since!
At Milio!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, that is good, that is good then.
And now I have the rolls.
Bro, fuck this unit, man.
Yeah, fuck this unit as well then.
Okay.
Oh man, I got my Milio's effort.
That's a good help.
Okay, I need like a gig of combat, or I'll meet.
I'm just gonna deny this Bastion.
Oh, which doesn't look good or anything.
I can just play, I can just play Bastion over...
Over something but I was gonna play I was gonna play a
Braum running I'm running low on gold man. I I don't have a combat charm. I didn't move my I didn't move my milio
Oh, I hope I don't get zephyrd that would suck
Oh, that's okay
GG said he doesn't even he doesn't even have a trunk here
Wait, I think I lost I
Lost I have a question
What is the remover off the fiora onto the briar even that egregious it has no shape and it has I can't even feed it
Like is it actually egregious?
No shape can't feed
You just don't sell nasus. Oh
Okay
Sorry
Why the blue square isn't he doing sort of good not close to three digits?
1200 op is good. Why is soju always getting claimed by chat his friend and even his opponents
Maybe some positivity like oh good job on second mr. Sergio, but next time you should thought that that would be nice
SMH my head wait also sets go are we um are we locking in this bet or no
Hello, you said you would you would you would re you would reevaluate?
I just want you to know my average today should be in the low threes
Bro, these games where I'm 3-way contested, it's just straight up egregious, like, I can
roll a million gold and see nothing, like, really?
I'm triple Econ, and you're telling me I have to true zero on 4-2.
Gotta go, I'm at the gym, TTYLG, dot, dot, dot, G.
He's just gonna wait until the day before, and be like, yeah, I'm just gonna cancel.
Bro, okay, listen, let's have to go, let's say, let's say I hit 1600, are you gonna
pay me 5K or no?
He's in the gym, bro. Oh
He's just he's just magically gone. All right, well
Watch this
watch this
Bo Bo
About time you're bad
Nomsey to work paired poppy paired
Glove belt
I hope I'm not five-way contested various again. I actually don't think I am a bow
Oh, Shimmer's Scale Essence. Gain a Mogul's Mail? I mean, I'm not taking that shit. I don't want to spoil this war either.
Bow, Belt, Glove? Pandora's Items, and I'll figure it out later. Or I can just take Giant and Mighty, bro.
It's Giant and Mighty in Kalista, even good on 2-1. Like, is it that hard-worsable?
This guy's Warwick. This guy's Suscription Service with Kalista.
Is he playing anything else? I mean, I'm contesting regardless, man.
This guy looks like he's Calista as well.
So am I just contesting, I mean I guess I'll just wait and see my items.
I'll play off of my Pismatic, yeah?
It might just be a karma game though.
Like there's two Calista players guaranteed.
This guy's Varus, this guy's Varus, this guy is Varus.
Calista, or actually I don't even know if he's Calista, he's a BT slam.
Okay so what am I playing then?
shoot any good does anyone know like can you take this and play off Kalista every
third attack deals insurance eight enemies for five seconds eat enemies I
think there's only fucking four for units on the board okay I mean I'll hit
something soon I mean I hope I hit something before carousel cuz like
sometimes there's like a unit that's just fucking broken I mean Varus Kalista
Varus Varus I mean I for sure don't want to play Varus I don't have an
Econ Augment? I'm just five-way confessing enemies. Okay, it's karma for sure. I'm just gonna hard for this karma.
The entire lobby's playing this fucking bullshit. I have no Econ Augment, but I kind of want to build it on the Pismatico.
Is Radiant Blue broken on Gwen or karma? I mean, I'm taking this for sure. I'm like, there's no way I'm not keeping this.
But I mean, is it better on Gwen or...
Stats Explorer, karma, Gwen,
Augments, items.
What is this item even called? Blue Blessing.
blue blessing it's plus delta on both but it's probably because I think radiant
items on this cover is not that good I mean it's barely plus delta and you
know what it's good enough for now and no matter what I'm playing towards a
Gwen except that probably will go red buff first instead of BT I'm fucking
last pick our first pick but the boat's not on my side oh I'm like
Come on man that okay. I'll just deny the three cost BF these fucking various players. Fuck these guys
But I filtered Gwen and Fiora and it's it's barely it's barely plus delta on Gwen, which is good enough like whatever
So what should I go radiant blue BT JJ deal? I mean that sounds pretty good to me radiant blue
BT
JJ
But I can't really send the JJ for like a long ass time
I'm just gonna afford to it, except this guy might be playing towards Karma though, but it's fine.
Like, at Ma-, like, Master's only one. I, you know, I can't read, I can't slam.
Actually, I should probably just keep the BF. Bro, I'm not making no fucking BT though, man.
Aw, man, I lost anyway. That's a losing. The last time it was really matter.
Okay, honestly? No, no, no, I should keep the blue over here. Sorry.
Gwen? Gwen? Karma? And then what like what like what else is next? Like Shiv? Or Spark?
Or Rizzo? Save the bow? I mean I could I could just remove the blue buff and then
play towards Rai's primary. Is that a thing? Or should I just hold the line?
Like surely Rai isn't that bad? Honestly like Rating blue is not even bad man.
Like I'm not like meh. Bo-hai-yo! I'm just gonna I'm just gonna make my
my fucking shiv like red buff shiv and then I'll build the BT later blue buff BT
maybe get like a warmahs going for mid game and then on 4-1 I'm just gonna
start building my gun items and G G the game's over I am so poor I'm in shiv
first maybe one warmahs and then we start building BT or something warmahs BT
Red buff, blue buff, it's spark better on Gwen, hold it, get to take it, and deal 20% more damage.
Is that even good?
A bow?
A bow?
A cloak?
I'm not even sure why I saw Zoe.
A bow?
A cloak?
A wimogs?
I just don't want to sell this piece of shit.
I don't want to not have Radiant Blue on my board.
Is Radiant Blue even good?
Not really.
Isn't this a stats question?
Like if you just put Karma Zillian, Karma Zillian Gwyn on your board and then you just go to radiant items, like what's the best radiant item on that board?
Karma Gwyn Zillian. Averages 4.32, builds...
Oh, rolling for days for Ehaan.
Abobobobobo.
Items.
Radiant.
It's radiant TG, Gwyn. There's only two items that are negative delta. It's radiant Gumblade and radiant TG.
And then Gwen is pretty close up there, but I mean I the reason I'm playing this shit-ass comp is because
The entire lobby is playing what's it called? No losers
portal
Bro, do I even want a level here? It's
not really
The fuck my leveling for it breaking the going to 30 for one my board fucking sucks
Don't even item slammed
Don't even the 41 ginsu tier playing rise probably is as
Callista for sure, Varus for sure, Callista for sure, Callista for sure, Varus for sure.
I'm uncontested.
Warwick.
And then if I do have Blue Blessing, if I do have Blue Blessing, builds, sample size
by 10, Blue Blessing.
Oh my, there is not a single, oh my, army, army.
There's no sample size, I'm fucked.
I mean, it's fine, it's just that I can't build BT until later, and then...
I mean, it has to be BT, like, there's no way, because it just goes into it in half the fights.
As long as the, uh, what's it called, doesn't get one shot by Varus, I win the fight.
Like, fuck it.
Bramblevest?
Not really, I mean, as long as it doesn't get one shot, I just win.
Move up BT plus one.
There's no tier, I mean, not Pandora's, but still, it's not actually good.
Just re-roll it, I mean, there's nothing, nothing that's plus Delta except for TG, man.
It's like the 3rd or 4th best item.
And then this blue buff on Ryze carries my mid game.
Like 70 HP here is not even bad.
What do I get?
How is that 0 gold by the way?
That 0 gold is just free old.
I should probably just start saving this and I'll make the BT.
I think I'll make spark as well.
Blue buff spark BT, that's probably fine.
The spark still gives HP.
Spark.
Spark.
100.
And 2R.
Level 8.
I'm about to load in with the fucking Exodia board. Don't worry. I can't really make Argoil, one was good though, but I need to finish my components or I'll make no blaster.
4 portals. Chrono. 4 portals. I'll make Shiv as well. Oh, nice.
Okay, stack 1 here. End the game. I mean, he's very stronger than Nami. I didn't make him lose. What the fuck might even play this round?
Nexus, Chrono, Vanguard, 3 Scholar, okay.
I mean it looks like I'm poor, Red buff, Blue buff, and then Blue buff BT plus 1, but it's
not like I'm actually poor, man.
I'm pushing this little bat though.
I have 11 rolls just sitting here banked.
I load it into fight.
Okay also, why does this radiant blue unclistic armor actually look kinda good?
Like really good.
Like I'm starting to think I'm getting tricked.
I mean, I'll put on whoever's two-starred, but like, I'm rolling for a bit.
I mean, how bad is my board?
It's pretty bad.
It's pretty bad.
I can't really solve items until later. I definitely want to make...
I'll just, I'll look at some of them later though. Should I just make Robinons as well?
Should I keep the cloak as well?
Well, honestly, there's nothing wrong with my items. I should probably keep the cloak.
Might, well, we'll put mine on here, so if I'm like first pick, it's the same one.
It's the same one. It's the same one. It's the same one. It has to be. Like, it literally has to be.
There's no way it's not I don't believe it
It's the same one. It's the same one guys. It has to be like there's no way like there's no way
I'm just gonna sit here and lose a gold the whole fucking trash that like I'm like yeah
And like yeah, my board is all one star, but it's not actually one star. It's fake one star
I mean terror TK
How many if there's zero in a six-minute I'm just gonna commit to this side. There's straight up zero on here
Fuck out of here. They're making joining G
G
Okay, how the fuck do I kill this fucking warwick?
I mean it's fine. I'm swapping like I'm gonna roll. I'm gonna hit one two on five one and then I'm gonna go
Honestly, should I just go like rabbit on the gig of rabbit on's I should have just shoot someone else and then just split my items
I feel like my my karma can like if I go radiant blue rabbit on's red my karma can just solo carry or nah
What is the point if you just slam how are these items mediocre?
They're rolling till
One two star
I have this for... for what?
I mean I don't have a rock on. I'll just put on this.
Um...
I actually just move...
I actually just go... like if I just went gigotary karma
can I actually go 10 here?
Or go 9? Or can I go 9?
I feel like it's like too valuable to roll though.
There's no way... there's zero nazis that's gone.
I don't have a single rock on.
I don't have like Morgana, I don't have... I don't have Gwent 2, I don't have Fiora 2.
I mean I have to roll the like...
and one roll for charm.
All 2 cost champs, Zilean 2, that's it.
I'm not paying for that.
In fact, I think I'm about to sell it as well.
I'll remove her on neutrals, and then...
I'll remove her on neutrals, and then if I hit, uh...
I can just go...
Go ahead and Fiora 2 primary, Cron guards some piece of shit.
BT, Fiora 2, and then blue, Rabadon, and then I just swap over.
That was one of the fucking beasts, though.
Uh, Diana is Diana plus something. I already have Niko 2 upgraded, though.
But I could go like Diana plus Tarak instead of these two.
And then I don't really, like, Casio-P is Casio-P, uh...
Okay, I'm done rolling.
Like, I'm down for a Radiant Blue on this.
Rabbidons, or it has to be Crown Guard.
And then BET.
And then SHIV.
Red buff.
Rabbidons.
And then I have a spat here.
And then I'll just BF this. Should I make GA or not?
Where did my board go?
It just killed my- I mean, my frontline fucking sucks. I don't know how to mace this too. That's probably why.
My board just got fucking one shot.
weaker how can this be weaker man like I'm my board died in two seconds weaker
weaker I should have went I should have went to I should have went in this
item also I've just fucking sitting here man I actually just only make
reserve or like pocket okay not really I kind of want to make the Starax I
mean is it isn't preserved or kind of good though but is this Starax also kind
of good I and my it has no item man I'd rather I'd rather just go for
Oh, what's it called item? I'll save the belt. He has innervating locket rock on I am going eight
Like I I don't know how you're supposed to even ever fucking kill this piece of shit. I
Am going eight. I don't get it shape shifter warrior
Warrior plus one
Honestly, I'm fucking down and I just roll for some shit or warrior
never mind
Shape shifter Bastion
Okay, like surely I mean I can play Bastion honestly should I just go back down and just play Diana instead of that
Okay, nice. I actually have trubus now
Okay, it died
But it actually killed the Warwick and that's all that matters
G
G
Wait what I had preserver. Oh, yeah, but then I have to kill BT though
Like don't like don't I want like BT?
Also, I'm down to save I'm down to save the beat the chain and then if this doesn't roll to cloak
I'm just gonna go for a Bastion and then not play encounter
And just play Diana plus Bastion, but isn't actually kind of good like really good
I mean if if if blue BTJG is true bisgwen, why is radiant blue BTJG not true bis?
Explain that to me. Like explain that to me. Yeah
This has to be a fucking prank. Like I feel like this is better than fucking preserver
I mean it's preserver for who man? I have no rock on upgrade. No fucking morgana. It's for fucking bardo
my Gwen this is just unlucky it actually it guys it's unlucky it actually has to
be unlucky there's no way this is not unlucky like bro like one more cast I
I'm pretty sure I actually just killed this Varus and I just win the fight
instantly it has to be man gee yeah fuck I would just take this what can make
econ and then like if I die I die if I can go nine I go nine okay now watch
this now just watch this this rock on is just fuckin light work it's just
trash it's gonna get straight fucking one shot G great yes you trash did you
come out on as well oh no I want to lose econ though 56 I can level for for
nothing pyro I'm sure I just guarantee something to play no because like
honestly if I die I die fucking yeah okay you're going right back then I mean
If I die, I die. Yeah?
Bro, it's fucking light work, man.
This Warwick is about to get run the fuck down.
You trash!
It has a Banshee's Veil. That's fine.
That doesn't matter. That's easy.
Doesn't even do anything, man.
Like, when's about to just fucking solo this piece of trash?
And?
Hello?
I mean, this is a good fort.
You can't even lie.
Don't even try to lie. This is a good fort.
Don't even try to lie.
This is a good fort.
I mean, it has to be.
I mean, this guy loaded in with fucking Vampiric Scepter or Warwick.
That's just a guaranteed top four and then he hits fucking banshee's veil
I don't even know where the banshee's veil even came from
I think he got the fucking the charm that gives you a support anvil
He pops it and just hits a banshee's veil the fuck the fuck
I mean little buddies just loads in Callista to rock on to hits little buddies. It's second true
This the only thing better is avenge the fallen. I didn't collect their little buddies double true this
This guy just loads in various to and I'm sitting here struggling man
I like I I the reason I pivoted to karma with it with a with the tk2 and are not tk2 with a non-t2 opener
It's because the entire lobby was playing towards Varus
This guy was Varus this guy was Varus, and I think this guy was going to play Varus
But then he got scared and now he has like ie prowlers claw
Hodge ie on Tristana because he got scared and pivoted off
So like I can four way contest Varus, or I can just play an um
Like a suboptimal mid game in play karma and I went forth and you know what if I survived that round
Or if I played better on stage four with my item allocation, I could have actually I could have actually won this game
Maybe okay, not really. I think the board guy just kills me every time
But if I went rabbit on radiant rabbit on on if I went rabbit on's blue shiv
And then to lead my my nasus items on stage four and then I five and then I five to it
Or not five to it, but then I resend and then and then fix my items like after
then then I'm back in the game yeah but I mean that's a good for it like I feel
like some people are loading with cheats like if I were to go to like I'm not
saying stats or everything but like look TG radiant TG and gum blade are the
only thing that's negative Delta man like shit is it's fake man like it's
not actually negative Delta it's just straight up like I'm not playing my
early game around a fucking nomsy with shit fuck that and by the time I
rolled it like I and then like I mean hey that's pretty good it's the
I mean, that's pretty solid. I can't just like I can't you know what I mean on golden quest game
Couldn't you just play Calista as you had rageblade on bench? No
it's if you're if you're golden quest you are always playing like a flex like karma board because
What what if you cash out literally any any other legendary outside of Camille Milleot? You're just eight
I mean Morgan's good if you can go fast nine
But you would you would actually have a slightly weaker level. Yeah, I'm not even convinced
Like it's just too easy, when you cash out it's way too easy to stabilize around any generic frontliner with like fucking zillion karma as backline.
Because zillion opens up the preservers, karma opens up the chrono, and the morello holder, and the anti, and like the ship holder.
And then you just, you just jam in any fucking legendary and you just call it a day. Like if you were to, if you were to go to every single legendary, I could do it in two seconds.
I'll do it in 2 seconds, ready?
Like, if you just, if you put Zilean Karma as the base, right?
Milio with Bard, Preserver with Zilean, Nora, Yumi, Vex with Chrono with Karma, and then
you just play some Shitter Mage and then you just roll for some generic frontline.
This one actually requires a little bit more.
Diana, you can go like Hecarim, TK with like, okay, Diana, I mean, not really.
You can just go Zilean Karma.
You don't even have like just some shitter Bastion and just call it a day.
This shit's an instant stabilize.
Smolder this shit fucking sucks. I'm not gonna cap like it's just it's probably just rumble or like some bears with like maces and some shape
Like I mean like whatever. I mean briar with any shape and you just played chrono with fucking preservers
I mean Serath with I mean wait. Yeah, wait, it's not even a synergy thing. It's just straight up
Every single one of these you can just jam in with with karma zilean
But if you build ginsu and then it gives you like a fucking
Nora
What the fuck is your game plan like you want to just build like the generic like
Anti-heal like I think it's just anti-heal
Actually, you can you can build anti-mr for sure I
Think anti armor is kind of scary though because it's only Briar in smolder
But anti-mr is Milio Nora Diana
Zarath Morgana Camille doesn't even use anti-m armor
Like you can't miss you know I mean yeah
Okay, GG's in. Hello, where's um, where's Cessico? At the gym. Bro, you really think he's
at the gym? Should the board have you hit Smolder? I mean, it doesn't matter. Is it
any Blaster? Zilean? Karma? Preserver? Any Blaster? Some generic frontline? Smolder
in the back. GG. You know who's actually tanky as fuck? It's Niko. Well, this
This Neko unit is kinda good.
And then also like, occasionally the Swain also fucks, because you just go like Swain
and you find Diana, and your other frontline isn't upgraded yet, a lot of times you can
just play like Diana, some Sugar Bastion, with Swain too, Zilean, and you're back.
I have a tier, is Hecarim still broken?
Is this Syllermere Dawn?
Hecarim is still broken.
Yeah fuck it!
I don't have a single one.
Fairy plus one, built diff, wandering trainer, fairy crest, witchy wallop, built diff,
two tanky.
When you two tanky Warwick, when you field exactly two copies of a champion, they both
gain, when one of the other one gains, I mean, you have to be able to, right, like there's
no way you can't.
I mean, I don't really want to take Wandering Trainer.
I mean, I can also go Raining Gold.
I don't know if it's Raining Gold.
Okay, so that's weird because I don't see a single Warwick.
I don't even think it matters though, Hikey.
You don't get stacks early anyway.
Also, I'm looking at my items.
It's Titan's QSS, Vampiric is best, and that's weird because I don't have a
single component of that trio. Huh? Hello? Actually it says Ginsu is better as well.
Oh Warwick. Okay it goes Ginsu Titans, Ginsu Mittens, okay it's QSS Titans, Ginsu, Vampiric,
Ginsu, okay I mean there's a lot of Ginsus. I'm going Ginsu. I need a bow for sure. All right
where is the warwick warwick this guy has one this guy has four hello buddy
and he has zero okay it's fine I mean I saw like it there's a there's a minute
about half Titans half have been to I also need QSS be a sword I think it's
It's just like a meta thing is why it's so broken.
Actually, you know what?
I feel like Warwick has a really bad matchup into Kalista.
Like, how does Warwick kill the Rock on, unless you're like giga-capped?
But the thing is, like, how does Warwick ever lose to...
How does Warwick ever lose to Varus and Karma?
Y'all can't.
Zanya's.
Starax.
There's so many drain tank players.
And if they're playing towards that bro, I'm just I'm about to just go double ginsu then in reforger as well
I mean BS word is half like GA if like that's it not really I mean belt here redemption is fine BS word of reforge and watch this
watch this
Bro, it's not fucking steroids man. Relax
G
G
Bro, it was so close to just fucking 1d90 man
N T. This guy is level 5 with clevered mind so I'm just gonna open. I mean I want to I want to
econ but might as well roll into a charm. It's not open right? You have to stack Warwick play him
early. Bro don't you fucking don't man you are sitting there getting three stacks they don't
matter. You're not stacking a Warwick one it doesn't do anything. It has two items and it's
It's still got killed by a Poppy 1!
OHHHHH!
Like it looked like I was about to lose but I'm telling you this war just kills everything.
Like there's no way you can die.
To Krogs.
And then now I just 5 streak.
And GG's.
G.
I can go QSS, I can go...
Honestly I can go even short time and see if I can get in one component.
Nah, I'm still in QSS.
Can't do QSS with any...
Oh holy fuck I was just bought that.
I don't even know what I'm rolling for
Morta Kaiser as well
Like what else am I rolling for outside of I mean it's not this
Gallio 2 I
Mean this is looking weird because I don't see a single warwick in my shop. Am I am I stupid am I blind?
Like I'm not blind right G G and
Yeah, GG
G? G!
Bro, what the fuck is this?
Alright, fuck the Mordecai's there.
Alright, one more roll.
I mean, it's fine.
It's like pretty stable for now.
But uh, I'm kinda behind tempo.
I'm not gonna lie with how rich I was.
Bro, I was at like 80 gold.
Holy fuck.
Stop rolling, holy fuck.
Yeah.
I think I just...
I accidentally just modded him,
but I just timed it out for 14 days.
Don't worry.
Bro, you...
What are you even talking about?
Bro, like, how are you even back-seeding with like...
I have to take it unified.
I mean, Redemption is also good, but I mean, I guess Twitch anti-armors, yeah.
I mean, usually you go for Twitch duo carry as well.
But, like, does it look like I'm making it to Twitch 3 this game when I have three Twitch?
It's just Six Vanguard plus Frost. That's my word.
Six Vanguard plus...
Uh, you got to use something.
Six Vanguard...
Oh, Olaf.
GG.
Arcana.
I mean surely I go for like one three star if I'm if I'm sitting here like we can be level eight
Also unified as well. I kind of want to give up on
One side though
Now work is just pretty common to be played early game is a thing
But it should be fine
This unit like once you have three items on it like he's kind of good
Am I going to win this? No, we got one shot
great
You know it almost it actually almost went in here
No cap. Also, I kinda want double conçu or titans instead of QSS, but I'm just not getting
Callista with throw. Should I just go chain? Nice front line item as well. And top cycles.
Clutter Mind holding Moorwick, puts Crank,
Zilean, Zilean, Rumble, Zero for free, a Twitch.
Hey, I think Galio, I don't even know why I did it,
because I feel like list 3 is not even that good.
Chainvest.
Also, let me get the shit off the planner.
Rumble.
I may not be able to justify this.
It fixes my intervals later into the game.
It's not like I'm just going to TP to 6, but it makes it so I can just 4-1 all in.
I actually don't even mind going for Rumble because I'm so far.
Also, I should probably start holding Mordekaiser's.
The guy with the Hackerum, I hope I don't fight that guy.
If I fight that guy, I'm not killing a single unit.
This guy also was kind of strong.
Holy shit.
Like, what the fuck is this?
You know, I could probably win this if he had like, Fiora.
I am losing rounds with Warwick Q3 item on stage 3.
I didn't even know that was possible.
Well, like, what the fuck is this shit?
This is the amount of works I have with raiding gold, by the way.
Raiding gold?
I was slow rolling 50 on 2-5!
But I got a titan's, fuck the QSS.
I didn't swap the items.
Oops.
Uh, I might as well just double swap here, it's fine, she's good.
Okay, I'm gonna level...
I'm down to go for a twitch through this wall.
I got one shot.
It's fine, it's fine.
Fake news.
Little buddies, portable forge.
Yeah, fuck, a portable forge.
Is trench coat even broken?
It sounds fucking broken.
I mean, it's negative delta, but not really.
Okay, it's not, man.
Like, I just, okay.
Kinsu, Titans, Vampiric, that's my, okay, I should have just taken it.
I don't even think there was like I just look I just remember I agreed. Sorry guys
Because I already have my full item set man. What the fuck am I like what am I even fishing for double fucking vampiric?
What happens if I don't hit double vampiric? I honestly it's fine. It's still gonna be great. Okay. I need six vanguard
It's a huge spike. I need a tk. So where the fuck is the tk?
What's then also and no it's not bro like I can't your augment can't be you splitting your items
Like I already had three items here though
Like I'm willing to split it if I knew I was going to hit vampiric scepter
Because that's like the fucking the true giga juice double vampiric
But I I mean I would take them I would take fucking what's it called? I don't even think that's good either the fucking
Rover juvenation
My augment is just giving him more lifesteal, but it's not like a lifesteal problem
It's more of like a you either fucking won the fight or you're lost
It's not like you like like he will heal but if he's the last one alive you already lost
because he's just gonna he's just gonna like you either kill him before your
entire team dies because he's not gonna just sit there and kill eight units it's
gonna get zillion bombs like eventually you know I might as well roll
flasher charm I can play frost instead of this is better I'm probably gonna level
the seven and roll until also how sure you that are gonna is better than three
frost if you're in your duo carrying tWish it probably is fucking was about
one shot. He's in Zonius, he's dead for sure. What the fuck is this? He's Archangel, JG,
Zonius, and then the higher education. I can play the game here? Huh? Also it's perfect
in the role right now. You're telling me I have to roll on...no? I mean I'm pretty
sure I just skip to...I just go level 8. I just skip to 8 and try to play aboard
there. Because I have study hard, so it's 5-1 perfect. I mean the rumble is whatever.
If I hit it I hit it if I don't I don't and then if I have to sell it to buy something
I will like whatever fuck this bureau. I got some by what you go
It just got it got fucking one shot
Bro like this has to be like the worst matchup man like this guy gets run over if it's a real matchup
It's not man. It's not like it's just straight up so fake
QSS diff I don't have the damage
Bro, like just look at the stats like just look at the stats. It's not good
It's just not good!
The reason when you don't have Vampire Encepter against you QSS Titans is this is because QSS gives attack speed
But the thing is this gives 60% attack speed already man. Oh
My god, I just sold my my morticizer. I don't have
What happened to my morticizer?
Okay, am I back in the game then?
Okay, also, it's supposed to be Pear okay, I'm trolling it's Pear Hecarim for sure
I don't even know why I'm playing Zerath. I think it's getting one shot.
It's just sitting here tanking the ziggs and the blitzcrank and then I got tremorsed.
This positioning is true with
This unified cannot be right. I'm dead. I'm just sitting here
Sorry, I have a favor. I'm gonna try to speak as calmly as possible. I have a favor if you guys could keep
If you guys could keep the back seating to a minimum for the next couple of hours, I
would appreciate it.
I am just sitting here, just getting one guide left and right.
I have not, I don't think I scouted the lobby a single time the entire game.
If I just moved my Warwick once to the right, I would run the sky over.
But I have to deal with fucking idiots saying,
KILL ASSED DICK! KILL ASSED DICK DICK DICK!
Bro, what? I don't have any damage! I can't!
How do you kill?
How can you kill a Sterak's BT Silver Mirror Dawn Fiora with no anti-heal?
If I'm just sitting there with QSS?
I can't.
Like, it's like people saying like, how come you don't build this? You don't build this?
You don't just load into a game and just jam Barolo 100% of the time.
Because it doesn't matter if you anti-heal them if you don't have a fucking if you don't have an actual carry in
That last way I mean yeah, you're right. It isn't it is a position diff, but I can't position
I can't scout when I look to my right and there's no one even talking about anything other than to us a dick
Like oh my god like and they it's just like I don't mind backseating
But like if you're gonna backseat at least like be like Marcel P. Or something like at least offer some actual insight
not just like the most egregious bronze take of all time and you're just
announcing to the entire chat that you don't play the game most of the time
the reason you build QSS the reason you build QSS part of it is the CC
immunity yes however when you have vampire acceptor an item that gives 60
as starting. Why what what is this it's 30% attack speed plus 4% every 2 seconds so 7 times 4 it's
60 it's 58% attack speed 58% attack speed after 14 seconds that is part of the value of QSS for
example QSS on Cassadin is also amazing because it's a attack speed that's it's a niche it's
initial attack speed that helps you ramp your ginsu and the reason ginsu titans qss is true miss
on warwick without vampire acceptor is because it's initial attack speed but when you really have
the attack speed like i i just and then they see one fight like these guys just see one fight
Where the Niko stuns the Warwick?
Two is a three!
They see one fight where it almost drain tanked.
BT Diff!
What?!
I wouldn't even get to the spot where I even had a chance to win if I'm building
a BT.
Like, pfft.
BT?
BT?
BT?
BD? BD?
You do realize people are just trolling you? Trust me, they're not.
I promise you, like, it's, like, you can tell, because Sunchatters are so adamant on their, on their fucking shit-ass take,
that they start getting upset.
They're like, man, like, I can't watch this shit, like, this guy is so fucking bad, like, why the fuck doesn't he go QSS here?
What?!
I don't fucking blow 12 gold for a fucking 5% off chance?
Nah, you're so bad.
So boring, therefore bad.
Boring, like, exciting equals good play.
No, man!
Like, bro, the more boring the play, the better it is.
I mean, I'm just saying, I was just at 800LP.
And now I'm busting out the 20 out of 20.
You make people link OP.GG or they get banned when they stunlock you.
Honestly, I'm just gonna look over.
I won't even respond.
If I see a shit take, I'm just gonna fucking click ban, honestly, and then they don't show up again tomorrow. Isn't that actually kind of smart?
I mean, they might show up tomorrow, but at least they can't fucking type.
Like, I don't mind the fucking, the QSS diff, the BET diff, but when they're just like, bro, you're so bad, why didn't you take emblem?
I mean, honestly, that one is like, I think they even know that it's not a correct play.
Bro, you're so bad, and like, how come you like, no QSS question mark trolling?
Except like, not like, not like with that, like, like, like, not said like that, but like,
You know what I mean like when I see something like an actual adamant
It's not I say it every time like I guarantee you the guy is fucking plat or diamond
Masters players know they're terrible the game GM players know they're fucking terrible low challengers know they're fucking terrible
Like they all know they're fucking terrible. It's only the fucking delusional like hard-sucked diamonds that are just sitting there typing away
Yeah, like I like I would be a higher rank
I mean sure like maybe if you if you didn't have a job and and you were playing a little bit more you
You would hit masters, but you're not good at the game and you're terrible
Like you could play more and I sure yes, I'm not saying that you wouldn't you wouldn't be a higher rank
You would be but you would still you would just be hard stuck masters instead in the fact that you like it the fact that you think
Masters would it would warrant that you can backseat just means you're not masters then. Oh, I got a bow. Okay, cheese then
G I
Feel like I feel like Casio is better than I feel like Casio is better than Tristana or is that not true? I
I think it is. I actually think it is. I'm pretty sure he's gonna shoot a broken one if he can do it.
But I will hold.
Lillian, Paran...
Can you play Tatsuro? Yeah, I'm down. Fuck it.
I think I might actually play some Rise this game.
I got the Double Gensu Rise.
It's the new tech. The Double Gensu Rise.
With the Warmogs Gargoyle on the Terak.
Yeah, Pandora's Rise. It's really good.
I'll just make 10 next turn.
I'll make 20 next turn.
I don't have a level. I don't care if I win or lose.
In fact, I'm pretty sure the lower you are the better
Because a lot of times you just scam a fucking like when you have Pandora's you can just scam a rock on our Eclista or
Are a rise a rise or a taric on on three five
Yep, the fuck it's item payout. No one said anything man. Okay. I mean from this spot. I'm guaranteed first
I'm like this spot is just straight up illegal
No Kappa
This guy is collector this guy is raining gold with belt cloak
this guy is witchcraft plus one this guy's ginsu you have my bow sold a six
ash so I might just be an ash re-roll with a shiriniko on venture it's two ash
off and I'm gonna just load in TP to rock on two Kalista two just end the fucking
game then GG I mean I was I was angling towards rise but then like after I hit
Tristana two then like then I'm like kind of open to play Kalista because
then I can just like play this this board early game I got a what's it
called the Katerina on Carousel and then now I'm about to just fucking win streak
for the rest of my life. It's over then. And then like the reason Warbogs is
broken is because it makes it so one-star Rokhan is stable. Without it,
one-star Rokhan is like not, it's not even good. It just dies instantly. Okay, GGs then.
And this is the first time. I mean if econ opener with Pandora's it's looking a
little too good. So it's probably Verus. I just creeped this BF sword, that's not good.
Oh sorry buddy. But it's not even my fault, like it was on Catarina, like I have to take
it. What can Reforger do? You can like, you can like cheese around. Like instead of having
to wait, you can like, like on the, like the pivot turns like 4-1, or it's not 4-1,
it's usually 5-1. On the pivot turns, well you want to just make true bis, because
you don't want to lose around, because you didn't slam an item. You just, you just
reforge for info. And then, and then, like if you pop your component anvil, you
or forge your info and then choose your component.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Also, there's a bug right now.
You know if you leave the fucking,
the berry item on bench,
you can hand doors it into the fucking radiant one
for a turn?
I'm just fucking kidding, like probably do.
I'm just speaking out my ass.
Wait, what?
What?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
What?
Question mark?
Sus.
I mean, I bitchered some people.
All right, I will hold any bow, rod,
belt but I kind of want warbogs first and how was the gym what bro what is this
shit man come on also this radiant refactor I can go radiant umbilade is
there a blaster or is there an ash he's level 650 gold with an RE2 what he fuck
What is this?
Bro, this spot is fucking illegal.
Trade Tracker Kalista.
Born plated armor.
Worthless.
Ooh, okay.
I mean, Trade Tracker Kalista, is that supposed to be good?
Okay.
That's acceptable then.
Oh, okay.
GG's then.
I mean, it's not even good.
I mean, I had to roll Royal Guard for this.
Okay.
But Royal Guard is better?
Royal Guard is better?
What's next?
Fairy plus one is better as well?
What's next? Fairy plus one is better as well?
It's the number one true base for tier two.
I think, I think a Giant in Mighty is better.
But in terms of a tier whatever, how is there no blaster?
How is this even allowed?
Oh, this guy's gonna be so fucking strong.
Monka.
Interesting, I'm not your fault.
I have a question. Are you playing Double Dinsu Rise?
Bro, no man, like, come on.
I actually feel bad. Like, I feel bad even trying to pretend like I'm playing that piece of shit.
I think my I think my ride stats are actually the same though
It's just it's just the thing is you only play rides from like the most fucking
Kiga broken opener
It's true the best openers of all time. I'm just gonna deny the fewer fuck this
How is there still no blaster is the real question?
Also, why the fuck did I even pump here? Why did I even like to think about leveling this turn?
My board is so fucking expensive. Also items are already better on
Uh, what's his name?
Uh, I mean, I have to afford to this game.
I think every rock-on's gonna be out of the pool, which is kind of a problem.
But that's alright.
At least I'll find Kalista.
Kalista.
50 gold, no Kalista incoming.
Blast it.
What is this, Bastion?
Oh, I only have one remover.
Aw, fuck, I have to remake-
Okay, honestly, I can just remake Tristana, who the fuck cares.
Honestly, I was gonna TP to Milio, so who cares?
No Kalista praying.
Let me see if I'm helping to test what I am.
I mean, this guy's playing Ashura,
he's gonna delay his A to this guy's Vhagar,
this guy's Frostbless one, this guy's Rize.
This guy is, I'm pretty sure he's playing,
I mean, maybe he plays,
he's going fast on Ashura, he's W50 gold.
Pretty sure he's playing Karma, this guy's Karma.
Okay, I mean, if he wants to play Kalista,
that's fine, I'm only one way
to test it for Kalista.
I mean, I don't have enough money to 4-1,
to 4-2, to 4-1.
I'm too broke.
Belt though.
Another belt.
A BED.
Uh, buy this semester. I don't really care.
I mean, I don't even mind saving the BED.
Do I even want anti-heal in this comp?
I kind of just want Shogun on...
I'm not gonna start building a Shogun, fuck this.
And in worst case, it's BED if I don't find anything.
And I'm only rolling...
I'm only like 50 gold.
That's not too bad, that's even worse.
Probably just gonna be a lot of rock-ons, come on.
I think we're gonna do Karma, he just ended up 3-0.
I'm fighting him, great.
This is a board with that much gold, holy fuck.
What the- Okay, honestly, I'm just gonna take this for a little bit of an Omni-Vamp.
I have Avenged the Fallen, who the fuck cares?
GG then.
I saw one Colosson, that amount of gold, oh my god, the gold fucking sucks!
I mean I want Avenger the Fallen, I mean I don't need that much Omni-Vampon, I want Omni-Vampon
backline for sure, I will go, I mean I want some Avenger the Fallen stacks, yeah.
How much am I giving up?
3%?
GD then.
Also might as well use the Venge over here.
You're so tunnel vision on one or two champions that you can't just focus on making a good
board.
I thought you were better than this.
Something in the other fairy grail just seems zero.
Marus, Karma, Rizo, Rizo, Vhagar, Karma.
He has the same amount of Calista's and he's playing Ashley role.
Explain that to me please.
But I mean I can't roll anymore.
My board is too good.
I found one copy of Rakan, one copy of Calista.
I have a lot of HV to work with, which means I'm going straight to fucking 9.
I think he's about to get- I just got scammed. It gave triple- a triple spat on Carousel.
So now this guy just got fucking potential to go 9 Frost.
This guy has- has- has potential to go 8 Witch.
I mean, I- I literally just got fucking scammed.
And now I'm 8.
Aw man, NT guys.
Not your fault.
And when I say NT guys, I mean NT...
...Kalista.
Also, I need to build this over here, and then this here.
Also, it's perfect interval on, it's perfect interval on 4-1, I don't even like, what's
it called, on 5-1.
I mean, he has the potential to go to 8-rich, this guy has the potential to go to 8-frost.
This game is a guarantee first.
This guy has too much of a run, and it's fine.
I'm too healthy.
I mean I could resend, like I should probably resend on 8 for guaranteed Callista 2.
I have perfect interval on 4.
I mean I'm guaranteed Callista 2 regardless, like I'm straight and king on Contessa.
Let's see how many Rockons there are on.
Like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
So like I don't even want to roll because like if I just roll a 9, if I roll 20 gold on 9 I'm guaranteed Callista 2.
There's too many, uh, there's too many Rockons gone.
And I basically just sit on 8 only rolling for 1 unit when I like going 9 for, like I'm never hitting Rockon 2.
It doesn't matter how much gold I'm willing so I want to roll for Camille and the doodads
But it's a kind of annoying because these guys have the potential to go frostbust you so I'm like sacking for no reason
Yeah, I mean it's not perfect interval. I might as well just sack. I'm pretty sure I should be sacking
64 I mean it's not perfect interval. I
Would say 30 gold is enough 30 gold 30 gold 30 gold 30 gold
64
But then I might as well sack to but like like usually you I would always sack to
I'm gonna sat 2 regardless. I think I can actually beat 9 Frost
These boards are actually these boards. I'm fighting or actually looking really fucking strong though
Also, I'm basically down a tier 2 like this row rejuvenation. There's no fucking way it was row rejuvenation
This shit does not do anything. It's not even stronger than 1mts VARBOILs. I'm down to sat 1. I don't think I have that much gold
I'm only rolling
It's not enough
Except he's gonna be 9 Frost with 1 Diana
Like, if I level to 9 here and I don't hit Clista 2, my game's just guaranteed 8.
But I need to at least make sure when I do level, I'm guaranteed Clista 2.
Huh? It was almost a robertrubidation diff.
Enti guys. And yeah, perfect, and roll GG's then.
U-Dresh. So where are the what's it called?
I didn't hit.
And then now I have the RNG bounce them all.
Hey? I paid 8 gold for this.
oh my 40 gold really is he eight which I got a milio a million is a huge upgrade
I mean at least I won strong but he's got a good return I think he just got
nine for us he did oh is this even possible how is this even possible I feel
like I rolled more than enough what the fuck on nine odds there's the one
Calissa God the entire lobby is karma or rise this guy would not kill a single unit if I had
This I would not kill a single unit if I close it here. There's no way my rock on guys
What the fuck is this I?
I'm not even contested man. I mean I can't even buy this and not have to sell a
Camille or a Camille for the whole demagonna
Fucking God. I didn't even find Camille to man
How? And he's nine for us. How? I'm fighting him. I'm dead as fuck. You got Diana, I'm Carousel,
I'm three lives rolling 50 gold on nine odds, one Calista God, every single Karma, every single
Taric, every single, everything is out of the pool. I didn't even make the mistake of
upgrading this trash. Even Calista two, you probably lose that route. I mean, yeah,
I mean, I was, I was talking about how he can win out with nine for us or someone else
We went out with eight witch the entire time, but you think I would have lost to the fucking Vex Vigar
This guy would not have killed a single unit
My Calista would just heal my Rakan and it goes infinite
It's it wouldn't even have been close. This guy would not have killed a single unit
Fast nine was wrong roll on four five
Okay, 70 HP going to stage five with with 70 gold
Time to send it down to zero eight rock on's gone
Let's just roll only for Kalista.
Milio, nah.
Level nine odds, nah.
Morgana, nah.
Like bro, it's like a, oh my god, it's just what the fuck is this?
And then people are going to be like, yeah, you shouldn't have gilded the fees.
Why pay eight gold for gilded the fees?
Oh, that's weird.
It won me the fucking round.
I didn't have Kalista too.
It's just a guaranteed spike.
I'm pretty sure it's approaching the best, if not the best non-
Let me check. Meta TFT, Charms, like I'm pretty sure it is. That shit is not fucking balanced.
It's just straight up not balanced.
It's like it's like it's same, it's probably same win rate as Tremors.
It's second true base. Summon Golem is true gigabase.
Look at like a pro. Come on.
Then going 9 is only doable if you have pairs. I don't know though. Level 9 feels bad dispatch.
What do you mean like rolling when wouldn't it be worse to roll with no pair?
Like if I if I had a Calista pair, I would have just fucking sent it like that game is for sure a
Fast nine. It's not fucking close. Also like that initial roll down by the way
The entire lobby is not playing Calista and you're telling me I found one Calista after 50 gold my board
I almost didn't find a single rock on and I find one fucking Calista after like 50 gold
Uncontested, like I don't even know how to explain it even more like, is that not just
a blatant fucking grief?
Like I probably lower like 5% variance, like this comp, the difference one cameo or one
milio makes is worth infinite, like rock on one Kalista one cameo two you're winning
every round, like you can't just sit here and be like yeah no pair yeah let's just
fucking send it on eight for one unit.
You can't even hit rock on 2.
The rule of thumb for rock on is if you don't hit rock on 2 on 4-1, don't expect to ever
hit rock on 2.
It's not possible.
It's just straight up not possible.
They're all gone.
So that's where the gigabit comes in.
Because Callisto 1 rock on 1 is stable on stage on stage 5 on stage 4 on stage 4.
I think I lost one round on stage 4.
Just one.
One fucking round.
Actually, I might have lost 2.
I'm not sure.
And then that carries something that gets triple fucking spat.
I only left the CBO in this.
I'm probably gargoyle into a karma game.
Risky moves, Shoujin bow.
Bow to your chain.
Risky moves, risky moves.
Crown guard BF.
Oh, okay.
I don't really want to contest.
Munkah.
Bro, I don't really want to contest the entire lobby for...
Yeah, fuck, I'm gonna just play Cinder then.
Okay, these guys have Econ Augments.
so I don't really want to contest them for Karma. Crownguard BF Sword is probably, I mean he can play, he can play Varus as well, he's BF Sword to play around.
This guy's Shoshin Bow, he can play Varus or Karma, you don't really know yet. This guy's Bow of Tear, Shane he hasn't slain, but he probably fought some of those this week.
Bow, BF Belt, probably, Varus, Gensu, Glove, probably Kalista, Belt, Cloak, Tier, could play anything so far.
Pandora's items, saving Rod and Belt, he's playing Kalista for sure.
Okay, am I just Zindra then? I mean, I'll see if I natural anymore Zindras.
There's so many, okay, I just realized also, it's fucking, it's champion delivery.
I mean, but I mean, I, these guys have risky moves, I'm supposed to contest Karma when they have,
When they have risky moves? By the time I roll there's nine karmas gone and ten fjords gone.
I mean maybe I just hit brighter two on eight. You never know.
Play Varus. Ah yeah, let's see. Let's scout the other four Varus players. There's only three comps in the game.
Varus? Karma? Kalista.
Kalista? It's probably Varus.
Unsure, Kalista, could go Varus or Karma, he went Shogun, could go Varus or Karma, and Karma.
I have Ezreal too, Yotra boy.
Thank you for the fire gift, bro, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I mean, I could go Varus, but I mean, either way, it's too expensive and it's not even better than this board.
I'm gonna play streak here.
One, two, three, four, five, six, hopefully I win this round which I probably will.
Shojin.
Okay, am I still in this game then?
Hello?
Can you help?
What even is the board that I'm rolling for?
Hello?
At Casper?
Just play Ezreal 2 and 10-3.
It's not even stronger though.
Like, what's wrong with this board?
Like Ezreal 2, no blaster, I'm just fucking not making 20 for fun.
And then I'm sitting here with no econ augment, I have a fucking gargoyle slammed,
It's probably almost never Marus. I have no econ augment risky moves risky moves risky moves. I'm supposed to see here and contest them
I don't think so buddy
Also, how are they both fucking they're both about a five-street, I think I think they both five-street
I'm gonna open a straight up leave. I can play anything. It's rather just wait and see items. Oh
Wait, oh, it's two risky moves. Oh, no, no, it's three. It's three
One two three like the fuck is this?
You never you never want to contest risky moves because they're too fucking rich. This is red buff into karma for sure
This is kids who I mean that's faith inside and this guy shows you didn't do
Crown guard is probably I mean he's the various or karma as well. This guy's chosen both who called to his karma or
Calluses or or Varus as well probably various disease a glove on bench
I mean no matter what I'm gonna get that's it. So it's just straight up
You just have to bite the bullet and then you see your components and you just contest them
GGs. I'm golden Niko, I won the game, I'm back.
Except it's not even that good because the thing is, I'm like, my board can actually streak
and then now I might lose my streak. See? Is this too much gold?
To fucking just jam the shit on Niko on this garbage unit?
Probably not, I make 40 regardless.
I mean I can make 50 actually it's not that big of a spike yeah fuck that I'm
making 50 you let us fuck and then I just level for Bastion I should have
leveled for Bastion this round though also not sure why the Nashors was not
slammed nothing to lose this right I'm out of here by the way it's okay oh
we who rolling for days rolling for days like how like I there's not even
placebo there's nothing man I need some econ I'm three way cuz I'm 30 with
contested please please but I I I can't just sit here like oh yeah like Shoujin
Nashor cinder 2 that's just I would have lost I'm not my Nashor let's just
sit here and throw away the streets so I can four way instead of four way to
test karma now I can three way contest I can I can for this three bears
players three karma players now let's just for it I mean it's young one
the phrase actually kind of good but like now let's just three way contest
like the bears or three way contest karma you know I mean like no matter
No matter what, you have to contest something. There's only three comps.
You know what I mean? And you might as well just play your strongest board, make your items around the units that you have, and then yeah.
Okay, well now I think you have a better read on what people are. So this guy's Kalista, this guy's Verus, it doesn't really matter though.
This guy's Kinsuke Shoujin probably Karma, or sorry, Zary Kalista.
Is he rock on bear? Holy f**k he is.
Could he even make a lot of mills and snap a two rock on his f**k?
This guy is...
Morello, Titans, BS or what the f**k is going on over there?
Uh...
And like, even though I'm contested,
like, you think I can bop four with this opener?
Bro, STFU! Holy s**t, you're annoying.
Hey, following since September 24th, 2020.
I'm gonna let you know something, no?
I'm gonna let you let you know something you don't have to watch you apologize right now or abandon your ass GGs then you trash
I'm not kidding. By the way, you have 10 seconds
G G. Oh, I found it
Joe car. Oh
He didn't say anything and
Band bye-bye, buddy you trash
I mean I want Gwen's I want karma's I want yours. You can't miss a young woman for here
dictator okay okay you trash then it's half a half BT half spark also I just
realized I stationary support and I'm just winning every single fucking round
it might be over all this noise what I get spite is that good I mean it's not
terrible I'd say I mean it's just a CC bot and all the melee players just get
griefed I mean that's pretty good how long is this done it's pretty long
It's two seconds. I mean that's really good actually. Yeah, whatever fucking
Mordekaiser 2. I could have played 4 Vanguard if I didn't sell my
what's it called. If I didn't sell my Warwick. All I know is I have
Golden Eco. I think I won the game then. Here's a 3 and I'm going. Great. I upgraded
Mordekaiser 2 and I lost. Yeah, this Mordekaiser is getting fucking sold then.
Fuck outta here. And then I just 4-2 with Golden Eco. I mean that's not
actually looks pretty solid, I'd say. I would say this is an ADP in the high twos.
Golden eco, decent econ, good HP, item quality is okay. I mean I better not get
fucking chain cloak, chain cloak. If I get chain cloak, only chains and
cloaks from wolves. Actually do yourself a favor and mute. I usually
say like you prepare to mute and I don't even complain, but you really
like you just just trust me just fucking trust me I am I am just if I get like
just look man chain cloak cloak I mean I showed you Nashors but I have no anti
MR no anti shred or armor or MR anti MR or anti heal I mean I'm just saying and
please hash me something like playable I got another golden eco I am about okay
please please I need it I need it just just give me the fucking the giga
juice. Just end the fucking game immediately. You trashed them. Oh a carman. Okay next turn
I'm about to fucking send it to true zero and I think the game might be over then. I'm
actually not going to send this turn because I want to see what I hit. Acceptable? Because
if I hit like, actually no it's not always a part of this. Playing around BF is really
bad. Like I'm pretty sure BT plus playing around raw is actually better. It's just
I need to make sure I hit Gled 2 or Fiora 2 first. Actually that's not even true.
I think if I hit like what's it called two-star then I'd rather go BT and just put it on Cron-Guard
I don't even need fucking anti MR or anti whatever the fuck
Okay, last loss then. What the fuck is this man? PANOKO! YOU! TRASH!
So how come there's only the leftover trash?
Explain that to me.
I mean I didn't roll that much. I'm not gonna lie.
I don't even want to use- I mean I couldn't Niko both and just go nine. Yeah, I mean I think I have to actually
I mean I actually have to because I it's perfect it's perfect everything. Okay, sorry for the bench play guys
Do I even want to make BT here?
Okay, well, GG's then I
Kind of want to go spark because I don't really want good items. I'd rather just help this
I mean, it's not even good. I'd rather have Karma 1 with a Diana 2 or Marmona 2 or Briar 2
I mean I won the previous round
because of
making it I'm just saying
Geeeaaaggee
U-trash
I'm back in the game
9 frost?
I'm not even playing Bardo, I don't even know if this is even fwrronger
Okay, honestly in Canter's fwrfb on uses
The thing is I think Gwenn is actually safer
Than Fiora
I think Fiora's just gonna send him like a complete dumbass
And honestly if i have witch, I'm just gonna put it somewhere from online
So it gave me a gold
Thank you
Oh! Gave a BT last 2nd
Thanks, buddy.
But I even Niko, Zilean here.
One over Charm.
I've kinda done the whole Diana, I think it's fine.
I'm pretty sure I'm just having a Diana on all of these
to see who's fucking building this wall.
Can this idiot give me some items faster, please?
Before my entire team is dead?
Oh, okay, QSS in the fucking problem bar.
Ooh.
Bye.
Oh, whoa!
And?
Oh, okay, keep fresh, then.
But these rounds have been too fucking close.
Also, our item's better than that, this Rockland unit fucking sucks. I mean, Mesa sucks just as bad, so I don't know what...
They're both fucking terrible.
I have automatic components on me.
It hashes me a stupid ass smoker.
Uh, Bardo? Is this, like, about to be 9 for us?
Yeah.
Great, I'm fucked.
Absolutely wonderful.
His board is not even bad, even without it.
I mean, I can't even level for another two turns.
Lesser champ dup.
I'm gonna try to just roll for charm then.
Like combat charm, big surprise.
He's eight witch. I mean I'm gonna lose to this guy regardless.
And it might be a diff here, but
it's probably not a placement. I mean...
I...
I can't. I have to roll four gold.
And I'm gonna lose 50% of the time anyway man. Who is this? Oh great. It's the eight witch.
GG's then.
Ah me.
Honestly, this fight actually looks really fucking close.
If I were level 9 with an actual board, I think I would actually be this guy.
I'm going to hold Milio.
Chances are I'm just going to be level for Milio.
39.
He's dead.
What's the wincon?
I just not die.
I mean, level to 9, then maybe hit 1-2 eventually.
My win content is Diana too, but like one two doesn't even change the fight
So like I'm not I'm not rolling for nothing. I mean, maybe maybe I just sit here and roll for karma three
I mean he's three harmless. I have to wait for him to die. He's still two lives
And by the time he dies, I'll be one life and if I don't hit on me Camille two on eight. Is this tremor?
He's okay aftershock
Camille two I got one rose honestly is not even a loss
But he just lost with eight which I mean, it's fine. I'm about to send it
oh I'm picking five cost BT a BT morgana morgana over who is even better than
anything because now I have two star two star also this needs to be front line
hold but I'm fighting nine frost it's not really because it gives it gives
item to here and here and then zillion's kernel whole board I mean we're
gonna choose better for sure and I just drop pure and Glenn I'm fighting
9 Frost. Great.
I mean, it didn't even give the items properly.
I mean, that's because, I mean, I'm fighting 9 Frost, it's not a real loss.
The 8, which guy died?
Let me see how fast the fight is.
Is the fight even fast here?
I don't think so.
I'm pretty sure these two will have to get an item, there's no way they don't.
There's Starex.
And there's no way Morg is better, it's not good.
My Fjord is completely lift.
I think Morg is going to be better now, because I'm just going to go for a Fjord among Karasol.
And then I just sac the uh, the shit that's Gwyn.
But like in the previous fight, if Milio is giving an item to both Gwyn and Fjord, it's too good.
And this one's 9 for us.
That's fuckin' 8.
How does people just get the shit 100% at a time?
I don't know.
30 armor.
I mean, he actually has...
I mean, I'm pretty sure Bastion is better than Milio.
I don't have a fuckin' item for it though.
I- Oh!
Oh!
Hold on.
It just goes in the hidden pocket.
Unless it's trying to move Fjord off.
I want to do this in 1, 2, 3. I'm pretty sure this is clone death by the way. I don't even know why I'm holding this, I just have to kill it.
I didn't hit it. Now what?
Oh come on, I'm trying to not give him the first reset.
I'm pretty sure it was a what's it called death, a clone death.
Which means actually if I fought his real and the other guy fought his clone, would he have won?
And then if he wins it, I would have went third because of this game is not good
This game is just
Oh, you didn't have frostbite in oh, I mean isn't this game just a flawless like a flawless game
It has to be like a like a I don't like how is this not a flawless game?
It has to be I mean the gold dudes weren't even good man
Like I would have top board with anything full board two stars stage two flawless gameplay. You are reported
So it's a go listen are we wagering or not if you say got to go or anything but yes or no the wager is off
Because I I it's not because I'm scared again. I will say for the 20th time. It's because I don't want to rob
I don't want to take money from my friend. I don't like I feel like if I take 5k video from you
I feel like I'm like indebted to you and that is the reason it's not because I'm scared
Internet out WTF. I think I have been clear.
This guy will not say yes or no. I think it is it is fair for me to say, hey, the wager is off.
I have I have been clear. You say yes or no or the wager is off. It's that easy.
If you want if you want to give me five like if you want to give me 5k, then say yes.
If you if you don't don't care either way, then say no. Yes.
Or no, okay, it's locked. Okay, so you will pay pal me 5k
Yes, like it and I will pay pal you 5k. It's actually locked like it's not like a set to go laptop
yes
Okay, Gigi's then
All right Thursday by the time world starts
Okay Gigi's then just to be clear like it we were we're thinking the same LP right 1600
by Thursday, okay
Okay, okay, trade offer, 1,650, bro, 1,600, locked or not locked?
You are losing 20 LP for six, okay?
So 1,600, locked or not locked?
I don't get it, okay, okay, 1,690, okay, can you type 1,600 locked in?
and it's actually locked. 1600 locked? Alright, GG's done. You trash. You know my PayPal. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, alright, DM me your PayPal right now.
And then I'll DM you my PayPal. And, alright, GG's done. It's a 45k. You trash then.
Alright, I think tonight I'm gonna sleep and I'm just gonna play Austrian tomorrow.
G. G. I might have just loaded up the 20 out of 20 Callista I think. I might be back.
Has to be streamer or wager off. It's straight up Thursday. It's just 1600. Can you guys start
harassing him more? The fuck is this? I'm just gonna stop reading chat. I'm gonna
reach out once per round. Oh, this board is so strong. Oh, no, no. Okay. I'll cast it
again, really. Ziggsa. Ziggsa. Okay. GG's then. I think I won the game. There's two
people with beggars coming to choose. There's just one person with IE guard. My opener is
not, is not terrible. And the fact that my opener is not terrible with, with
with uh, Vrissi moves, you just load in with straight up cheats, you just fucking send it.
It goes straight to 9, it's over.
GG.
And why does it look like I didn't kill a single unit again?
I get it.
73, that's okay.
And it's 73, who the fuck cares?
This board is too expensive though.
Oh, I high rolled.
I think he wanted bow and there's 2-3 cost bows.
So I get the shiv and he gets the uh, and he gets the bow.
Okay.
It wasn't on my side, but it doesn't matter, there's two of them.
I'm back.
I mean, this is more expensive, but it actually scales into stage 4.
Am I just going to play Bastion?
Yeah, whatever, good enough then.
First stage 3.
Sorry, I'm recording.
It didn't cast a single time. What is this clown even fucking doing?
Back to losing!
Very good tier...
This is Bruce Land.
My eye, I have riches, fuck.
A lot of me up 30 fucking gold.
I can 3-2, level 7 make 40.
I can be level 750 on 3-5.
I first pick on previous carousel and this carousel, and I can also just 4-1 fucking send it
Into like a fucking 4-2-4-3 reason
Into an instant forced 3-2 level to 7. Yes, I have a probably in in I
Gained 33 fucking gold
33 in
One turn I actually would prefer to zero gold crugs so the other the rest of the lobby can't catch up in terms of
they can't. Alright GG Zen, you guys are trash. Okay, GG Zen, I also have a true miss.
Shiv, half bow, step back, guard goyals. Okay, GG Zen. It's not good. What's not good?
Zero gold cross when I'm an Econ? Augment? Eh? Everyone else is just
sitting here like trying to figure out what the fuck they're gonna do with
their game and I'm just loading in about to have cheats. He's level 540 gold
trying to play towards, I'm guessing, karma? I mean that's crazy because I'm karma and I'll be rolling
50 gold on 4-1. They're leveling to 8 on 4-2, rolling with the fucking leftovers with 30 gold
and then they're gonna be stuck on leveling for the rest of the game. But since it was 0 gold
across, I can't level to 7 this turn. If I were at 40 gold right here, little buddies,
is that even good? Oh, I should have to wait one more. Is little buddies even good in
in this comp? I mean, Little Buddies is good on Rise. Is this ever a Rise game? Like, shit
Red Buff Rise? Honestly, why don't I just go Little Buddies and I just play Calista?
And I just stack the shit. Oh! Okay! I will do that then. I hit Little Buddies. Okay.
GG Zed. Bastion. Portal. Bastion. But if I natural rise all of my Rise... I mean,
I mean, no matter why I'm going wrong on Cursal, then...
I mean, I could have gone Red buff and then played towards Little Buddy's Karma.
Is that actually good?
I feel like you're not playing enough shooters.
Unless I want to play, like, Arcana.
The Arcana board with it.
But I have no- I have no items whatsoever.
One more and I'm happy. Nice.
Ryza.
I think it's- I'm actually still kind of poor.
No Kappa.
I mean, relative to the Rest of the Lobby, these guys are fucking dirt poor.
Actually, can you ever just play Little Buddy's 6-6 Rich?
I'm pretty sure I'm always just playing Kalista.
I don't even know if there's a Kalista player in the lobby.
It's not even good. There's a Karma with both.
But I mean, I have little buddies and I don't really want to play Karma with little buddies.
I think it's, I don't think it's bad.
But I feel like it's not that good.
Because if you're talking about like Cap, like you literally have one little buddy.
Is there a single unit that you can play outside of Zilean?
Like I didn't level to eight and roll 50 gold to fucking play around,
like play around fucking 20 gold.
I didn't I didn't level to eight and roll 50 gold to fucking play around like play around fucking army
Who would my fairy be buffing? I'm at level 750 gold. I want you guys to know this was a zero gold Krugs and I'm level 750
50 50 50
Why did this idiot not alter again? What are you even doing you idiot?
Also buddy, can you sell the calista, please? I won't hold a single there's
Hello he sold
Oh, that is good. I kind of need the damage though, if I don't play 4 Witch.
I mean, I feel like Naces might be better than Zilean. I'm not sure though.
I lose a little buddy and I lose Preserver for this, and I don't have the Remover.
Also, I'm pretty sure I'm Uncontested Calissa, I might still 4 through it.
Like, usually the 4-1 makes it so you can guarantee Rakan, because you can't find this fucker.
But I'm like, I have 2 Rakan's, man. Like, the chance of me hitting Rakan 2 is like 100%.
Straight up a hundred jacks up. Let me see like this guy's various for sure
Even tried slammed this guy's karma most likely are like some preserver who hung we roll trash
This is karma as well
Except they don't really have rock-ons yet, and they don't have the econ before one so I'll be rolling with them
This guy's one rock-on which is fine
There's so many various players and so many karma players. I'm unethicy close to
Zigza, I mean honestly, I don't even mind trying to keep my streak. It's not even bad
Also, even Troud, Slammed, or Nah.
I mean, these items are fucking trash. Like, I don't want any of these.
They're fucking garbage.
I'm not going Runeads, I'm not going QSS, like I might as well just fucking go ship the Lista until I find something better.
I mean, I have little buddies, it's fine.
GG.
This guy's Karma too.
Okay?
Probably Hyrule didn't even thought I was in.
Aw, man, I think I lost.
I mean, I'm feeling, I almost got messed right here. There's no way I don't hit, uh, what's it called to, don't worry.
Callus to two. It's not possible. It's actually not possible. There's zero fucking Callista players in lobby.
It's impossible to hit Rokkon. If I hit a Rokkon before I hit Callista, I don't even know what to say.
And honestly, my board is pretty stable with little buddies. And I actually upgraded the trash.
I didn't find the single Milio or Camille, which is kind of a problem.
But here since I'm close to paired I don't even care like being zero gold. It doesn't it actually doesn't fucking matter
He's at the end of the day if I put it on here. It's just gonna die
I'm guaranteed to hit it and I'm back in the game G
G let us get how many clisters are gone probably zero. I'm probably gonna hit post-heirstone here
I'm gonna roll to a charm post-heirstone
Like this guy's Varus rock on
Karma rock on
Karma rock on
Varus, Zero Varus is carrying the Twitch.
Elgurch, Lecarma, Varus.
My items on Calissa is a fucking shit.
Like this actually cannot be right.
But I mean it doesn't matter. I mean I hit fucking little buddies. Like it's a true beast man.
Also, I think Ari is better.
See how many Calissa's are gone.
Hopkins too.
I should probably put Ari in the plan, because I think Ari's actually better than T-Cherry.
It's just buffing Kalista and Archon is super important.
I actually think 0.
I'm gonna roll for charm here, I'm gonna hit Kalista too because there's literally nothing
else in the pool.
I don't want to see a fucking Pogo.
Seraphine 2 is not even bad, and you trashed them.
I missed.
Eh?
Really?
Okay, sorry.
How come my Kalista just didn't ult for like 10 casts in a row?
What the fuck was that?
Did you see that?
Uh, you're dropping in Katarina for Milio?
Probably not.
I think Katarina is actually a good unit.
It's not even worth the little buddies at that point because it gives you anti-heal.
And also like, especially if you have Milio, you probably just drop the Seraphine.
I have more than enough. I have fucking, I don't even have Camille. I have fucking Jax on my board.
I don't mind if I just roll into a charm.
Fair.
I'm not rolling for a charm anymore because I hit.
Guys, there's zero gone. There's zero gone. Like, you literally have to hit, man. There's zero gone.
There's straight up zero. And I'm Calista-paired. Like, of course I'm just gonna sit here and fucking send it.
But I think the Max Cap is like, once this gets upgraded to Camille,
Don't I want to play
Like million like if I if I lose million this from million this sort of cameo, then I want to play
Then I want to play already right. I'm pretty sure that's what the sad state
There's also good scholar for for the thing these units aren't even that bad
TP to 1600 I mean yeah a
Collie over hecarim bro shut the fuck up even if it weren't arcana hecarim's an actual unit man
Bro, fuck, I just got stunlocked again, man.
Like I actually got stunlocked.
I didn't pick up the orb and then like, oh my, oh my fucking god, like it's just, it
doesn't matter.
I have enough value from little buddies, one, two, three, four, buffing, four, it's enough.
You don't need max value.
You can't just play.
I didn't hit the fucking, oh my, oh my god, I made a bend.
Bro, I don't even want to go, what's it called?
I don't even want to go with Gumbly.
That shit with little buddies, I'm just gonna go back to this.
you then. I'll get an Emon Parasol. But I'm not building no fucking Gumblade, brother
FF. I 9-in two turns. How's Glacier healing? It's Chrono and Preserve, yeah. But the reason
Gumblade is good, it's only good with Radiant Gumblade. Without Radiant Gumblade, that
item is just beyond Gigamid. It's just, if you have little buddies, you're not
gonna get tickled down. Like the reason Gumblade is good is because you can sometimes
like survive a Varus, because you don't get tickled. But like if I die, it's
because my mic recons dead man like it's like I can go play heal and extra fucking
fuck that like I didn't have no anti-heal like it yeah Gigi's in this on
nine later than those eeks okay well Gigi's then and then I just nine on
uh what's it called instead huh hello it's actually a gumbly diff huh and it's
fine so I just nine on six one I just went out 12 16 fed if this guy hits
briar to he wins the game for sure hello he was full he was win streaking by the
way oh my and have a ginsu shift to list of why not trist over cat arena for
little but it's because Tristan of his cat arena is an actual unit it's already
upgraded man I'm pretty sure we're not as better it's just that like like
This guy probably wants Diana and then you can cap around Guardbreaker or Diana and then I'm not trying to like he's the only guy that is a problem
Yep, but anything is better than what's it called then fucking shit. That's for sure
Okay
Level nine
Arkana plus one
Okay, you trashed then I'm paying 10 gold for this shit
Honestly, and then I and then I fought and then I five to it
Six to it.
I mean probably, I mean it's kind of good.
Not good this round though, but I'm pretty sure I have enough econ for two lives.
Also, I don't even think this is better without Milio.
There's no items and I'm never going to be able to throw anything to it.
What is this?
Huge trash.
It wrapped for free because I didn't change my position.
What is this fucking fish bones man?
It just snipers focused and just killed me across the map.
Like, you know, I'm like, oh, I'm gonna get it.
Whatever, you can't regard this.
I mean, I think I actually have to suck one.
I need one more to win out.
I need one more to go.
No Milio on me.
I, like, honestly, I just suck this round.
I'm cool with being one life.
Who the fuck cares?
There's no way I don't find a Milio.
Okay, I don't know why I buried this.
Why the fuck did I bury that inside this?
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
What the fuck is this shit?
It's okay.
It didn't cast again.
Hello?
Oh wait, I got one shot.
Oh, okay, you trashed them.
He hit. Great.
How long did the game last until...
I mean, chances are...
I'll just give this to this. I need to give this items.
I mean, chances are...
Can I even beat this?
What the fuck is this shit?
Please?
How fed is this fucker?
I had tremors!
Is there another rod?
I mean I need anti-ho for sure like I I also need combat or I'm fucking dead last
GG I don't have a combat charm
I'll make I mean he doesn't have one either. He wished for fucking re-rolls
He was Titans. It died instantly. I got dumpster with tremors. I
Don't have double ginsu
This guy is full win stringing just sitting here feeding briar one like it's nothing
How was that even allowed?
1, 2, Fiora, 2, Briar, 2, Karma, 2, 3, like Gigabits, Karma, like is this not true Gigabits?
Triforce, Titan's, BT, Triforce, Titan's, BT, Wyrmawk, Stethasart, Crownguard, GS, Archangel, Moralo, Nashor, like I have a shiv over here, like bro, you know they're high rolling when Karma isn't holding shiv.
Because that means they're high rolling so hard that they have a tank. They have fucking like two like bruisers as well
Like it's just like you know, you're they're high rolling when karma doesn't have shit. No joke
And now me oh
1241 I bet I only need 350 LP. I have four days for 350 LP
Like it's this not the freest 5k you've ever fucking seen like I haven't been sleeping recently
But tomorrow I think I'm gonna sleep in and actually rest
And who knows maybe I'll cue some rice tarik off stream karma Kalista
Varus
I'm done
Hello, can you guys snipe me and just ff at Krugs, please?
Wait sets it goes just no
Bro, he's just queuing off stream. He's got a sweat his ass off like wait what?
I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I it'd be a shame if I miss you
That would that would just be really unfortunate
I need to uh, I need to go put the
food in the fridge
I even brought this stuff
to make sure I don't die to neutrals
Why am I even, why am I even, why am I even holding my mouse, man?
I'm literally right here looking at the cubes
I'm like trying to, like, move the
bread to the, the ziplock bag
while I'm clicking with my mouse
But then I realized
that I, I know when it pops
I'll be right
So
Wait, what?
It's everything
Sure, that's the wrong couple
It's a question mark farm, that's all I'm gonna say.
Sugar Bastion.
Am I 8?
Nah, I'm not playing around sugar, I'm not playing around no sugar.
Last time I played around sugar, I went fucking unconfessivate.
No thank you.
I think I just play around the Bastion and just play normally.
How come there's just nothing here?
I mean, I'm not trying to play 4 fucking Bastion,
but I mean, I have nothing else to play.
I mean, I guess I can play this.
Place, I just like your team for Sugar Bastion is to grant you sugar after combat.
I'm thinking about something even though I'm thinking about Reforging, but I'm fighting with some shooters.
Trust me, like the last time I played this shit is just, oh yeah, oh it's Pot of Gold.
Wait, can you guys remind me at 5-1 that it's Pot of Gold?
Argonim Varus only has one Bastion?
No? Shen Hecarim?
You a fucking liar?
You rat bitch?
Nice try, buddy.
I mean, I'm pretty sure it's just a karma spot.
I actually went Guardbreaker Player on Bo, I'm fucking trolling, I'm actually trolling.
Guardbreaker Player on Bo is half shiv, half red. You can't miss.
I mean, this is stronger right now, but I think I lost anyway. Oh, okay. Never mind then. You trash
But if I don't if I don't five streak, it's not even good
Like I'd rather just go guard breaker player on bow because you can just make shiv you can make red buff. I would have been able to make
Nothing straight up nothing. Okay. I mean I'm making I'm making guard breaker regardless. Nash was guard breaker
Bro, why does everyone look so strong? Hello? I don't even I don't even know if this is stronger. I mean it probably is I
I mean, it definitely is.
I mean, you can't level the 5 and get weaker.
Also, I just put Vanguard in for my Rumble 2.
Oh, nice.
Okay, bye-bye, buddy.
U-Trash then.
Okay, wait, this is stronger for sure.
I didn't even know that I lost the Honey Mansi.
Or not Honey Mansi.
Whatever the fuck.
The something.
Like, I just saw a Gwen.
And he's playing Karma and he already has a Gwen.
For what?
What the fuck?
High Rollers?
I mean whatever I 5-3 that's good enough. I'm actually so fucking surprised that I won this
this round
But wasn't that actually a scam wasn't this guy like beyond strong here the gargoyle portal casted in two I?
Don't know like I won that
Really I wake up in my favorite streamer is still streaming am I dreaming versus on his head checkmark endless yapping check my 4.9
I said nope. This is definitely reality. Yeah, good one man and Casio 2, please
Says a fucking close already crown guard
Ziggsa.
His triple should be even better than Kronger on Rumble too.
I mean it probably is.
It's forces actually.
Yeah.
I am so poor. Holy fuck.
Alright, so I'm fighting someone with a gargoyle.
Oh, oh bye bye buddy.
She got fucking scammed.
U-Trash!
Actually I'm pretty sure I would have won anyway actually, nevermind.
Spellblade's item collector, I mean it's not item collector.
It's not fucking spell-
Hmm, set to go.
What's going on, buddy?
What's going on, buddy?
Like, fuck it. I just level and then and then and just for and I can get trade tracker next turn or okay
No, I should probably just act too man, but I'm actually presenting my streak. Let me I go true fucking zero
Yeah, whatever fuck it
It tells me exactly like oh
I hope I don't lose this it tells me exactly whether I want to like it like what I want to hold
For like the next two shots as well, and then like basically guarantees my 10 streak
But if I lose this round, that's kind of not good and you trash then I'm catching a trade tracker on 3 3
Sugar plus one. I might actually play towards sugar then. I mean, I'm definitely playing towards sugar. What the fuck
Holy fuck. This is illegal. I mean you just play towards sugar and you're you're you're basically
Guaranteed to cash out the fucking giga cake. I just need to I need us
I need to get six six sugar online ASAP. I mean it's looking good. I mean, there's a there's a pan
I don't even know how I got this last bit, but I'll just take it. I don't really know what I'm gonna do with it
But whatever. I'll have to resummon it out.
I'm a preserver plus one
honestly
I'm missing Soraka bar Jinx, Gwen. I'm kind of down to just roll until I hit one of them
It's a pretty big spike
Jinx
And I'll just wait Jinx over to like, is it just four Vanguard frontline? No one gives up four Vanguard?
Okay, Gigi's in. So I can get some stacks going
Let me make sure I don't miss Soraka and Gwyn.
Soraka, Bardow, Gwyn.
I think if I hit...
And then I just, I just 4-2 and just get some fucking random ass makeshift board, it doesn't really fucking matter.
I'm up so many fucking emblems. I think sugar I can use, preserver I can use,
Nashor's Blaster is just free two blaster. I don't want to play four blasters,
I probably don't. I mean, this is bees as well is the problem. And this is
Bastion, the thingy.
Zilean
Shape Shifter I might use if I hit like Briar or something. Vassion I'll use
Me, I mean I definitely will
Kongard Vanguard. I mean Vanguard I probably won't play more
Honestly, don't I play Arcana for sure?
It's gonna just heck around TK for sure, but then but then you're telling me I don't play
Cuz like I compare TK
But then the thing is I'm gonna be three Vanguard. Okay, I'm gonna be three Vanguard for sure
but no laughing I mean I might play something else but I don't really look at these vanguards man
just look at them there's only fucking two real ones I guess I play Gallio Gallio gives a mage
with Soraka but like bro I'm not trying to play no fucking Soraka on my board I'm just gonna sack mage
oh just oh just pan it oh four bastion for free then okay like can you pan vanguard no right it
it has to be Bastion. Wait no and then oh no. I can go Bastion, I can also go Hunter
plus one. Hunter? Bastion. Hunter? Bastion. Bastion? Just kill, it might actually, I mean
I'm probably am gonna play 4 Bastion with Diana. If I need a Sack 1. Make sure I don't
miss Soraka Bardo. And then Bsword is like BT, Shoujin, literally everything. Oh oh
Oh fuck, oh sorry. I just load it into Callista 2.
I'm fucked. I killed nothing.
Bro, I already won the game, man, relax.
Like I straight up guarantee you won the game.
Immovable object with the HP.
On this picture, it looks like I'm poor,
but I'm not actually poor.
Sugarcraft on some piece of sheet.
Preserver plus one on some piece of sheet.
Vanguard. Okay, this is my board.
Six sugar, three preserver.
I have a BS-word, uh, tier, bow, bow.
Okay, so when do I, uh, I need a, I need a Tom Kench, or a mate.
Seraph, Karma, I might just play 3 Bastion.
Six sugar, 4th Reserver.
I mean, my board doesn't even look bad. I don't even think I can play Arkhan in this game.
But I'm pretty sure it's, like, I, I mean, it's fine.
Like, just, just trust me, like, I'm, like, as soon as, how much have I, like, 144?
Oh, it's a perfect catch-out, like it looks like I'm poor, but I'm not actually poor.
Don't worry guys, it looks like I'm poor, but I'm not actually poor.
I need Red buff, and I need Shiv. I need both.
Or I'm 8. There's neither. Huh? I mean there's a B, T, and then I still have half Shiv, half whatever,
And then at 900 I get the gig of remover
King 20 the pro that's beyond fucking useless. Like it doesn't do anything. I'm so fucking rich
Sure, but I'm getting what's it called 156 a turn man. I'm paying for that shit. No, thank you
Also, I don't even think I can play like after I make fashion plus one
I don't even want to play high come anymore. This guy has a what's it called? Also, I'm grouped
Also, my bears died instantly from a gun died instantly
Also, if I don't make it to what's it called and I'm not going unconfessed in giga 8, oh
No, oh
Hello
Hello, I can drop karma which is chrono, but it has to be like I'd like at least need to go into or something
I'm pretty sure chrono with a moveable object is like way too good
I'm about to cash out like 20 gold plus a component plus golden remover so I can fix all my fucking items
And then I'm back, but I need one more turn to cash out
Okay, I'm about to cash out and fix all my items, the game's over then.
G?
G?
G!
It's about to just watch on my entire board.
Oh, actually, Chrono proc?
Like, honestly, is Warrior even valuable?
Isn't Chrono like way too good with an immovable object?
Like fuck Warrior?
Uh, also I need to hold this for sure.
Also like, I should probably, and I'm getting a component here.
Oh Lord.
Like Shogun, Shiv, Red, I mean, aren't my items actually good?
Like they're actually fine.
I don't even want to roll.
Okay, how about I roll?
I roll on loss.
Okay, I thought I got a component.
I did not get a component.
Cause I, can I actually, can I actually, actually, I'm pretty sure I just hacked
you actually.
Like I got 92 turns.
There's no, I don't, I don't nine.
Oh, also I need to reforge.
I can reforge Mage, Shape Shifter, and I might as well reforge, I mean Blaster
is actually fine for now.
I'm probably gonna sell this piece of shit.
Okay, well GGs then I think I'm guaranteed to cash out because I'm sitting on 30 gold books 7 million pairs Gigi
Morgana's is for sure better than than the trash. Sorry guys. Oh
Pot of gold. Oh, oh, thank you
another preserver
Bro, is that even good? I think my entire board is getting what's it called?
Veris, I mean, it's fine man. Like just look I'm about to cash out again
I can die next turn it looks like I'm poor, but I'm not actually poor also like I don't I'm pretty sure I'm never playing
Preserver's anymore, I have Preserver plus 6.
Wait, it's one off of Kalista.
Huh?
Oh, thanks buddy.
Like I need to move this Blaster to fuck off.
I mean the Nashors is also trash.
Oh wait, oh is that what I think it is?
Blue buff, Nashors, BP together.
It's fine.
Okay, also I'm down to put some units outside of this.
Like what the fuck is going on over here?
He hit Kalista 3, I'll mate.
Okay, do I beat it with uh, I honestly, I'm pretty sure I actually beat it with uh, with the giga cash out
Unless you major polys then I'm down made again
I mean if I'm fighting this should I just take a turn to the econ because I don't think I'm gonna beat them regardless
probably
It's also it's pot of gold
Hey, I don't think I'm beating him with this
I might as well just econ one turn
I mean there's no way this is not better
It's so much HP like what the fuck was this?
Okay, honestly if I have the cake this guy will get fucking farmed no joke
I think.
Like if I have the giga cash out, how much am I at? 222?
I need, I need like two turns. Two turns? Two turns.
Two turns? Two turns.
I don't know, I don't know if I almost won.
But uh...
I didn't master work well, great.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, GG's like true this though.
Okay, I need to, I need to spend the turn to just fix all my fucking items.
Yeah?
I didn't move the red buff over.
Uh, that's not good. It's fine though.
Okay, GG's then.
I catch out cake here and I went out the game is
over you trash
I mean three thousand and three Vanguard it's fine okay Gigi's done
you are garbage bro plays Calista
Austrian and still gets fucking railed yeah you trash then
wait okay no major poly major poly band
fucking death in two I can't even ping a man fuck yeah you fucking garbage
buddy
I said bigger the fire get the bro. What a beast. Oh, thanks
Minus 25. All right. Well back to karma Varus Kalista. I go
GG's I guess
PayPal Marcel bro. I'm pretty sure
If me in sets a cup what the fuck okay minus 100 and not of his gift or thank you I
Think if I was gonna say if me
wait
How come twitch just randomly just okay, whatever I don't get it if me or sets if me and since ago
We're both drowning and Marcel could save one of us. I guarantee you myself about it
Save me. I think he's team. So do I'm the same smooth hoove. I
Appreciate the five gift it as well. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, bro
Like guys stop getting subs. I feel bad. I'm going right back to various karma. Callista
Bro, you weren't even subbed. Thank you for the subbed.
But you guys are gifting and expecting like an exciting game, but bro, I'm TPing right back to Karma Varus Kalista.
I'm pretty sure this Karma unit is not that good.
I actually think Sinter might be like the new fucking, the new giga-juicer.
Like, if you have an AP opener, Preserver Encanter, Preserver Encanter Scholar.
I'm probably gonna play Scholar, Scholar this game. Yay.
Actually, I can also just play Karmath.
Karmath.
Why don't I just play that instead?
Ah ha ha!
That makes sense.
Okay, I will be doing that then.
Bro, this guy queued up to play Kalista again!
Oh my God!
It's not allowed.
It's actually just unreasonable.
You are fucking trash.
Question mark?
Or what?
Yo, my bad for slamming stone plate, what?
Oh wait, you're right. Honestly, you have both.
Okay, I'm sorry, it's not your fault.
It's not your fault, it's the patch.
Sorry, buddy.
Okay, yo, all right, my fault, my fault.
You're right, actually.
Cause the thing is, I did the same thing.
Except like, I mean, yeah, I mean,
Rod Chain, BF, Crown Guard,
play around fucking BF Sword for his one or Fiora,
and I'm playing Karma.
G?
G, let's see how this guy's doing.
Pumping up Morello.
I don't know what the fuck he's even playing.
He's playing, pumping up, he's going eight.
I mean, this guy's just playing for fun.
This guy is full open into Kalista maybe, this guy is just tempo into Karma, this guy is Karma as well, and this guy is looking like Karma as well.
Okay, G, G.
But like the thing is with Karma is like, Karma is actually contestable, because like let's say, let's say all the Glems and all the Fjords are out of the pool, it's fine.
You can play, you can play Briar, you can play Diana, you can play Morgana.
Like you only you don't even like karma 2 karma 1 no diff man. It's just karma
It's just one karma you just need one it gives you chrono and your your anti healing anti MR holder. That's it
Just one nothing else. You just need one man. Just one like I mean if you if I like a giga opener like this
I I don't I just have to roll a little bit. Maybe like upgrade like two things and just go straight to nine
What is this guy even playing by the way?
Pump it okay. I have a question at set to go. Can you look at this pump it up three?
Morello in Cloak. Bro is dropping a K3 soldier. Like what the fuck is this shit? No game plan?
No, he doesn't even know what he's playing. I don't know what he's playing. No one knows what he's playing.
What the fuck is this shit? It's an 8. Rise? He really is dropping a K3 soldier. Holy fuck.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Fuck, I don't even like setting the BT here because I can actually play towards Rise.
do i even want to? i have a... do i even want to? like i mean bt is like super good right now
and then also like if i'm playing scholar how do i... how do i fit in canter on my board?
i can't. i mean i can actually hold rise and play rise... rise karma duo
but then my frontline is going to be just a new level of pathetic. rise.
all right hopefully i fight a shitter next round and i don't have to send the bt because it
Because it could easily be like half spark, half something, and then I can, I can actually flex.
But I mean, if BT makes the difference in the fight, which I sold my Ziggsa, I mean, is this even stronger?
I'm losing, I mean, I get Preserver and Chrono, but I lose the Gigagolm.
I feel like, I have no items, I feel like the Gigagolm is actually better.
It's coming in, it's not that good.
Holy fuck, how am I killing this shit?
Oh?
I got CC'd. I think I stemmed to lose anyway.
Hello? Bro, this is the one guy I- like, how is anyone killing this shit?
Hello? Oh, I can play- I can play 4 Encounter.
No Kappa. 2 Shape. 4 Encounter.
Honestly, my frontline is not even looking that pathetic.
And I just don't play- Bro, no, I'm fucking not, man.
I just level through- I just play 3 Encounter and I just level for-
No one cares about Svalar, and his level for the Golem.
I forgot to remove her.
A full spark?
Econ?
Oh my!
I don't have a single fucking karma item.
Bro, is this karma even good by the way?
Like, isn't this actually stronger on 5?
Like, there's no way, right?
Bro, I don't have a single fucking karma item.
Not one.
It doesn't even do anything.
No attack speed, nothing.
Preserver doesn't even do anything early game.
Okay, what happened to my...
Okay, I just looked again. I have... where's my damage? I don't even have damage.
I mean, I actually... I'm... I'm... I am your BT Crown Guard Spark.
Oh, Crown Guard Spark.
I get a trench coat, which is last later, radiant refactor, anger issues, trench coats,
Severus Hocus Fishbones.
Oh, Cinder too. Oh, Ash too.
Also, why does my bard look so big? Is this right?
It's actually good. It's okay. I just don't like these augments because they're kind of slow
But I think it's fine
The other options are straight up untakeable, so
If these cast it's really good
They're casting. I think it's procting the shape shifter
And then it's also just going to crown guard and spark because these shitters keep the AP
But it's like scary because like it's not gonna cast. I mean it's really good on Gwen
So or no, it's really good on Fiora as well. Fiora and Gwen
but like the thing is Trickser's Glass does absolutely fucking nothing. I don't know who
the fuck wants Trickser's Glass. Probably the stupid ass Gwen, it's not that bad actually.
It's like 40 mana to cast it, it's like some low mana to cast this one.
I'm pretty sure when the trench coat splits, the Gwen loses its stacks. It's really good
on Fiora, like Sterak's BT, Trickser's. It just dashes to the middle, splits
and then just hits the backline, whereas Gwen like a lot of times dashes backwards
and it doesn't split onto the actual units in the new rate.
I mean, I'm just saying.
I'm streaking without the Trickster's Glass.
Try Milio, it's not good, it's too slow.
The Trickster's Glass, the user has too much mana.
It's, oh wait, oh, I don't have it yet.
Is it 30%?
30% max mana?
Like 30% increased mana?
Have you ever seen your Milio or Xerath
get fucking shrouded?
It's borderline unplayable.
The fucker will never cast.
It's true, 20 autos later are a bet.
Time to start playing the game then.
Aw man.
Finish the last item.
G?
G.
I'm pretty sure you always just go, uh, what's it called though?
You always go, it's just gonna be those three...
Crongard, Crongard, Spark, and then you, you wanna, you wanna just carry Fiora, I'm pretty sure.
Like, I'm not stupid, right?
I feel like, uh, Trenchcoat without, without Zanya's on, on that one unit fucking sucks.
What the fuck is, what happened?
yeah fuck it foreign cancer what is this scholar and three preserver I'm in
color for the dummy and then what's what is it just a server it's not even that
bad oxymorse then who is the lowest man at 30 yeah whatever fuck it I'm foreign
cancer like how bad can it be yeah fuck it I just end the game with a okay
no natural I'm playing no fucking syndrome on my board let me read the
item is it 30 plus 30% max mana that's high as fuck. This guy is approaching one
life. I'm 2v4 like this is just gone gone gone gone. Except like if I just
natural everything then I'm back but let me let me do a quick sound see what's
going on. I think we roll mage, pump it up, crown guard some frost garbage, bees, karma,
He has a Morgana. For what? Karma? I think he might be playing Rise. Actually he didn't even trust that man.
I mean GA is pretty good, Varus. GA, BT plus the what's it called item is really good.
Reforged is stupid as well. Cloak, which is half BT for Gwen as well, but I'd rather just finish the GA.
That's you three. This guy has a Morgana fucking sent it. Does he have an econ augment? Oh, he took invested
He just leveled and fucking sent it and he has Gwen to
Diana karma paired. Oh my fucking god. I mean, what can I do about it, man? I'm too bored and now I'm eight
Still no karma. It doesn't matter man. Like a like a karma one karma two. There's no dish
The unit doesn't do anything like this this guy does not a single karma on a my there the carry is like the fewer in the
one it's just carnage is the chrono holder is all it is bro I missed
Varus three already hello I mean it's not this I'm actually good at zhonya's
I just wasted my mover though okay I have a Gwen to one bench I need to get
rid of the four chronos I'm not I have a fucking I mean oh it just oh just
gave me a fiora oh thanks buddy I mean I'm gonna have like no little
buddy value though which is the problem I have zillion syndra now
Honestly, I probably should have just played...
I'm pretty sure I should have just played this for a fucking...
It's not even that bad.
Like, it's actually... it's not even that bad.
Four Encanter, it's little buddies. One, two, three.
Bucking my entire board.
Four Preserver, like, it's three witchers who the fuck cares.
It actually sounds fine.
My spot actually looks good. I just need...
What do I need?
Oh, what the fuck? I just got 3,000 gold.
I won this.
I just need, uh... I just need these shitters.
Four Encanter.
your team gains 30. It's not even bad. I just need to find a two-star Fiora or two-star
the trash. And then on neutrals, I move the thing over to the thing. And then I'm back.
If I lose these two, it has to be like four warrior, I guess. But I have to upgrade a
warrior first. And that's not when I just play Vraakon plus one already and just play
some Jitter. I can go four witch. Four witch? Fuck it. Four witch. And this is
This is just my board, then.
Four Witch.
Ah, me.
Four Witch.
Oh, my.
Ah, me.
Okay, I have to play Rock-On for sure.
Two, three Encounter, is that fine?
Three Encounter, four Witch.
I mean, it's actually fine.
Like, no one cares, man.
Like, I need a little buddy somewhere.
Can't just load it with nothing.
Like, five Preservers, five Preserver.
You think it's better than,
you think it's better than Bardo?
The scholar's fake.
Oh, no, no, no, but it's, it's a,
I'm dissing for this thing so I can't.
You're telling me I'm about to count my board around,
around Syndra?
Okay, like doesn't it look too good this GA?
Like bro, like it splits and then it doesn't even get
one shot because it just, it just reprocks GA.
Like it's too fucking good, man.
GG.
Four Encanter.
I didn't even, I didn't even bench the,
Monka.
I didn't even bench the Karma, holy fuck.
Or the,
oh wait oh oh that was the thing called I'm not stupid
did I like this? oh no
alright does anyone know who the fuck is killing this?
like what is this shit man? oh my god the game is so bad
it's so fucking bad it's just so bad
oh so how the fuck do I cap this board? I don't know
I'm 5% server on the entire backline of garbage
but I have little buddies so I'm not fucking holding this trash
I might as well buy it, it's pretty cheap.
Glove.
Rod.
Okay, I'm gonna move- oh shit, I only have one remover, it's the problem.
I wanna move items to Fiora, it's way better on Fiora, because Fiora actually just fucking
goes straight to the back line.
What the fuck happened?
Can I even play these?
No, the fucking little buddies are just not even stronger.
okay let me move the GA so how do I move the crown guard in spark to Gwen does
anyone know I don't I don't really want to sell the thing I'm not I'm not selling
I don't know if this board is so fucking bad but like you see how if you are like
it kind of dashes at the back and then when it blows up it always hits
backline but the Gwen has to like go back and fucking target the front line
again man it's pissing me off also I'm surprised I even have the damage to
kill this because I don't have anti-heal I guess I have four shape or four
witch it's not even that bad this is just chrono this is preserver holy fuck
this board looks so strong why is my my karma just sitting in the middle of
fucking nowhere great he just starts the game with 28 we hasn't lost around
since pause never mind I went to the left and I'll meet I mean it was kind
close I'm pretty sure this is the closest fight he's had in a while getting a
gun item I mean I can I can sell it hello all right yeah fuck it yeah whatever
fuck it yeah fuck it yeah nah nah like whatever bro like you fucking the oh
my whatever it's fine bro Morgana to with the BT the game was actually over
oh my I mean I don't even want to roll twice for charm because I like I'm
I'm not gonna sit here and I like I'm capping around for I mean it's actually pretty good as an extra little buddy
G a Gwen or GA or GA Morgana
Gwen or Morgana
Gwen, okay, I need to level for I mean it probably actually let me read this your team gains 10 your team gains 30
So it's an extra 20 AP and an extra little buddy of law every other
Honestly, I'm gonna sound bad. Oh my fewer just executed the the ziggs for me. Yeah, you trashed then I
I didn't still lose, right?
Oh, okay.
They say they just stole a few over me.
Bro, you lost with no combat charm.
Okay, you're not very good, buddy.
Gee!
I mean, I'm not playing no fucking Bramble Vest.
It's interesting to know it's only better with Zanya's.
The unit will never fucking cast.
It's too expensive.
Like, look at this shit.
It blows up.
Nah.
It just died into me again.
He just got run over by trash.
I mean, damn. It seems like you lost with no combat charm as well. You garbage!
And then I level Little Buddy in Canter. I think I'm fighting this guy. I'm due to fight this guy. Oh my, or not this guy. This guy.
I'm leveling for fucking in Canter. I mean, okay, it's probably actually Milio, right?
Like Milio throwing items to everyone. Five preserver. It's Milio for sure.
I have two item two item two item, but I only have two little buddies. That's kind of embarrassing
Copy and component 56
G G extra little buddy whole board. It's not even been five preserver for Enchanter
He's a radiant into
You trash oh
Sure, I gave him his first loss. He got scammed by GA look at this stupid ass karma
like witchcraft whatever like what do you like whatever this is okay what the i
didn't take on my rock on it i brought much rather actually have it on on zillion
actually i guess i have little buddies who the fuck cares you trash them and these guys like
can take a full hit because it has ga holy fuck the students little buddies diana uh i definitely
need to hold this just hold on he's going for the tower that's not saving your dumb ass but
Oh, he has... Oh, Zerat too.
Oh.
And nah, it doesn't matter. Okay, honestly, I'm looking at my board. My board looks so fucking pathetic.
It's like a new level of trash, actually.
Holy shit.
I think I'm just scamming people.
It's not even like my board's good, it's just that this Fiora is just randomly scamming their backline.
Oh.
Okay, bye bye, buddy.
Scammed again.
Bro, like, it's not even better than fucking Rembuff!
Yeah, you trash! You fucking trash!
Like, I can just hit this shit, oh, watch.
I missed. Now I don't have combat. Now me.
Okay, I don't even know why the guy- oh fuck, oh that's not good.
Oh, that's not good. Milio? I mean now I'm not even giving items to anyone except for the Morgana. It's not even better.
I don't have a combat charm. Hello?
Hello? Oh, I don't think he has one either. And he sold the Morgana to Rollford. Okay, you garbage then.
Oh, my- my- if you're gonna give-
It's what I like to call fake loss.
It's fake loss. It's fake loss. It doesn't matter BT rob the dawns
Damn
This 5k I'm eating good then you trash
Hello, buddy. That's that's a go
What's going on buddy? Okay? I'm sorry start my client is pissing me off
Have to let you win sometimes man. You can't win anything bro. You don't even have the opportunity to win this set
I didn't say it
Okay, also. Hello. Can you um?
Can you stop sniping me and go to sleep so I can go back to farming the fucking chairs?
Hello?
Oh, okay.
Oh, bet!
I dodged him!
How come he didn't read my message?
What?
I don't have the opportunity to go 120 out of 128, you right as fuck!
Aw, man!
Honestly, you right as fuck, Tadj.
Honestly, the bow is like whatever because I have two component anvils, like actually though, I'm probably gonna go Pelt here when I pop this garbage.
Sugar plus one with extra anvils, it's probably slightly better.
I mean I don't want this and I don't want this.
Caretakers favor, you can't go wrong, but I think it depends how many people are playing Karma.
Like is this guy Karma, Gargoyle, play around Rod?
but then the thing is like isn't tier bf cloak okay it's a carbon game then
unleash the beast warwick I don't think I'm killing a single unit what is the
best karma by the way I'm pretty sure it's it's shiv it might actually be
shiv morello Nash's dude no kappa like I think the set said that like a week
ago and it probably still is because if you think about it like doesn't Gwen
want the tears anyway oh wait a minute how do you how do you get that many
boats like red you have red blue shiv red blue shiv yeah that's like some fake
news I should probably actually hold I guess fairy also skills I'm gonna be so
poor at this game though. Kinzer, GA, Double Down, Molten Caramel, Double Down
probably Karma, Ecclista, with this Ecclista for sure, Titan's BT with Warrior
Okay, this game is probably a guaranteed, it's just buffered and ulted.
Okay, I was gonna say with the component animals, I might actually be able to get the tear.
But then, yeah.
So I don't even, I don't, I mean I guess I can go blue-red, it's not that bad.
I can also go blue on the anti-MR until later.
Is that okay in this lobby? Not really.
I've already had an entire fucking setup, and I'm loaded with nothing.
Oh wait, I have...oh.
Oh, okay.
GG's then.
I forgot about this.
Oh!
Okay.
Honestly, why don't I just go blue first?
I mean, shit was stronger right now.
It's fine.
Hello, where's that to go?
Are you shaking, buddy?
Bro, he just hit, man.
Oh my...
Like, if he was...
He was Rumble 1 last round.
And now he's Trist 2 fucking Rumble 2.
And now I'm killing nothing.
Okay.
That's a karma, this is blue, red, guard breaker, or GS, or adaptive, slash shogun.
Yeah, I mean I believe it.
It's just all the utility trash.
Alright, I guess blue buff red is not utility, but I think the carry to the comp nowadays is just fear of glim.
Like a lot of times the karma just has the fucking, the anti-MR, the anti-heal, and you just call it a day.
What's this, Glenn?
I think it's blue buff jg bt
But it doesn't really matter like last game I won with fucking
ga hodge jg
Gwent who is when to it's five components zero gold
And I took caretakers favor. Oh
Bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, please please please like oh no, no, that is not good for me then
Oh, that is oh, that's not good for me. Oh
Oh
Um, okay. Hello. All right, econ augment please, or I'm fucked.
He actually made 40, he's 10 gold on me. Please, I need econ augment please.
I need an econ augment to even think about 4-2ing it.
No, wait, wait. What are the 3's units? Bardo, Niko? I mean, I'm not, like, I can't take this.
Bro, Avenger the Fallen in this comp isn't even good, man. I mean, it's better than those, I guess.
There's no econ augment. I don't know what to do.
I can't level. It's too expensive.
Bro, I am fucking 8.
He has econ augment.
I mean, it's a zero gold Krugs.
And I didn't open. Is this even my fault?
Wasn't my spot looking amazing?
And then now I'm just gig 8?
Okay, how the fuck did my Seraphine survive that, by the way?
Holy shit, it's eventually falling just bugged?
I'm not playing no fucking mage. This guy's double down full open intercultured quest
Wow
Wow twitch war agree roll Varus
Too tanky into I don't even know I don't even know how the night like even resets on over here like that
That's unreasonable
Wow
I mean, I don't I don't really want gargoyle then if I'm playing
Unleash the beast or avenge the fallen like gargoyle for who man
so now this cloak is also dead spoon fed sugar plus one it's fucking garbage
why don't you just instead of playing sugar plus one why don't you just play
karma with Gwen I mean I just got a fewer I mean I might be back you never
know I don't really like G on this unit though okay it's crown guard for sure
and it's just double BT the fuck am I doing also it was it was BT on on what
are called. It was just uh it was it was BT on on like instead of actually that's
not even true. Okay you know winning this round is not even good. Oh that is not
good for me then. I'm pretty sure I'd actually rather fucking lose into
neutrals and now I'm broke. I can level right now and make a loose
bastion. I mean the problem is one of my units has to die before the other
Other units get the thing. Also, it's Pyro better than Witchcraft? Probably not.
Okay, alright. I am not killing a single unit.
Great. I win the round and then I fight the Full Streeter.
I mean, I don't know how long it was to kill this fucking...
Okay, it's fine. Go ahead and next shot. Yeah, end the game.
I think I'm going to level to 8 and roll once.
If I 4-5 it, I'm already 8th.
If I don't 4... If I... I mean, I just have to pray that I hit...
something? I mean I don't know what I'm supposed to do here. I don't know.
I think I'm stuck carrying the Catarina.
The Catarina. Is Terrigi even better than Poppy?
I mean everyone's poor. It's a fucking... I mean not really because they hit
econ augments. And then like the people that didn't hit
econ augments were already angling reroll.
And then now I'm just sitting here with nothing. I'm pretty sure.
I have to... I'm gonna be four... I'm four-fiving it.
I am FUCKED!
I mean, maybe the Catarina can just kill everything.
Yup, eventually the Fallen Catarina, you got it, boss.
Or I'm 8.
Just roll on 7, yeah, for what?
Please, I would love to fucking know what I'm rolling on 7-4.
Like, what am I even rolling for?
An 8th?
I mean, this is too fucking slow.
2-0-Q, I don't need components.
Alright, combat bandages or mentorship?
Mentorship?
Now, what the fuck does mentorship, like, attack speed for all these units?
Teaming up 2 4-costs plus the support item.
I mean, I got 2 4-costs.
I mean, I like it. What the fuck I have healing and eventually what the fuck is bandages do approaching like I'm like I want my units to die
Okay, teaming up it is then
Something good. I hope I got the two dead units
Absolutely fucking wonderful
I mean, I got a banshee's veil, which is fucking amazing actually
Because I'm playing Gwen Fiora duo. That's really good then
And these these shooters die proc eventually fallen and these units just won me nine G
G he's playing fucking rise
He's so poor. He has to 4-5 it as well. Except he's way healthier than I was.
I mean it was a zero gold crocs man, what can I do?
There's probably infinite ones though, because everyone is broke as fuck.
Actually this guy got an econ on him, he's 1-2, Gigi's 10.
This guy found two ones on six. Nyla 3, Akali 3, two ones on six.
I mean it's fine, I have Fiora, and then I can just play Katarina instead of
Gwyn it's the same shit until I get Gwyn too. Okay honestly my spot's actually
good as fuck then. The fact that I won these rounds. I can also play Olaf okay
I'm honest in my spot like considering like I'm playing a level A4 with zero
gold crugs isn't it like the best I can ask for? Like I won two rounds like
without leveling I mean I wouldn't I think so he's going for Gwyn. Great. I
I have nothing should you should run I got fucking nothing then okay I don't even know why I thought that when I have this thing
Nasis
Nasis
Rock on rock on
Morgana I can't even pick this up
Look at my bench
Look at my bench rock on pair Nasis pair if you're a pair Olaf pair
He's golden quest cash out briar honestly fuck the Olaf and like sure I sure it's not actually that great but
Because I didn't really want to give up on one side for free, but I what can I do? I don't have a car math
random Diana
This is my board
Holy fuck
My entire board got one shot. I don't have a single two-star
I'm sitting on every pair in the game. I mean at least we're gonna fart me to like six golden one round like I oh
My
Okay, I have some two stars now I might be back then
I feel like with every slot better. I should have reforged first, but it's too late.
And then whatever you trash then, DG. DG is pretty sure for now, in case.
I should probably be stacking some units for the thing.
I mean, I have a giga if you are, though. That's pretty good, I guess.
I die! Oh, okay!
Okay! You trash!
Am I ever playing Diana from the squad? No.
If anything, it's just Bardo.
Okay, also, like, don't I need to kill off some trash
So I can actually proc Avenger the Fallen on the non-giga shit.
So why the fuck- I mean, I just have an extra BED.
But that's one.
And this Banjoo's kinda nice.
Great, and now one life.
I mean, I'm sitting on every pair in the fucking game, man.
Is Bartle better than Warrior?
For Preserver?
I feel like my Fjord is like my entire board, though.
Like, if my Fjord is dead, am I not just dead?
Is this even worth an upgrade?
No.
I mean, the faster this piece of shit dies, the better.
I want him to die. Alright, well, hopefully I don't die here. If I don't die here, I'm back
The Nylige is completely TP to my anti-heal
Huh? Yo gg's guys
Four five seven pairs
Four five seven pairs zero gold crugs. I'm playing level eight board and I don't have a fucking econ augment to click on
Is that even my fault? I rolled I even I even risked it for the biscuit and
Enrolled like an augment that was better than the other ones just so I could click on Econ.
And I mean I didn't hit Econ. So I'm just sitting here just sacking the entire game.
Then I 4-5 and I'm just sitting on 9 pairs. I don't upgrade a single unit.
The moment I upgrade one unit I can just commit to a side.
What is wrong with this client, man, please?
If you see Zero Gold Krugs plus no Econ augment 3-2, do you ever look to pivot into reroll?
You, what, what re-roll?
Re-roll Barris, Re-roll Karma, or Re-roll Kalista?
Which one?
You have to fucking, you would have to,
like usually the re-roll lines,
you are committing on two-one based off your augment.
You can't just be like, all right, yeah,
it's zero gold crows, I have to play Re-roll here.
What, what re-roll line?
You've already committed.
Two-one, like, unleash the beast, keepers.
Like, the Blitzig's garbage.
What else is there?
I mean, that's it.
Blitzzigs, Keepers with Cassadin, or Warriors?
Is there anything else?
A Warwick Twitch, but you're committed to Warwick Twitch on 2-1, you're not committed
to Warwick Twitch after Krugs.
Oh no, I don't get it, it's just zero gold Krugs.
I don't even understand what I'm supposed to do that game.
All the people that are playing level 8 boards, just all just hit Epoch on 3-2.
I just load in with nothing. I'm just I'm just a new level of fucking broke
Like how do I play the game? I don't know. I I really don't know and then the moment I sell Olaf next shop Olaf
Like I could have just swapped my board to some three frost trash like it like zillion Olaf Diana
Zillion Olaf Diana and then you just play some random ass Bastion
And I mean that's not even that bad Olaf to his Olaf to and I don't bleed out four five and four six
And but then I'm like, you know what like I'm true zero
I have to commit to a side and then I saw that I had rock on pair and nasus pair
So and fiora pair, so I was like, okay, I'm just gonna play I'm just gonna play the fucking standard line. I
Sell the Olaf and the next shop Olaf
Next shop Olaf
What I
I'm just sitting here. I'm holding everything and I don't upgrade even if I upgraded nasus
I would I would just instant fucking cell nasus Nico fjord done
But I have I'm just paired of everything. There's nothing. I didn't upgrade a single unit
I have a milia main tank with Bastion with Diana. Oh
No, no, no that like it's just like I I don't even think I don't under what am I supposed to do man
This is one of the biggest yep ever. Nope, not even close. I mean, yeah, I mean
The game like that, I mean it just happens, like I don't know, like what am I supposed to do, Zero Gold Krugs?
And I didn't click an Econ Augment, and then the fucking guy that's re-rolling on level 6 for Nylah 3 just hits Gwent 2 on Carousel.
Okay, alright, I hope the game gives me a 3 cost. I hope the game gives me a 3 cost so I can, um, plus 1.
Honestly, this might be a neither of these old BS word BS word plus shit or Nico and I have a eldritch
opener it's not even that bad. I kind of want to hold this warfare though. I've I've warfare with
nomzny too. Like twitch plus frost. G? I mean what if I don't find the 2 cost next turn? Yeah
Yeah, you write as fuck then.
Yeah, you trash.
G, double, down.
Oh wait, oh, I can just hold the two, it doesn't matter.
I'm nearly not sure I'm gonna go over this
because I want to make 20.
This guy's a fairy plus one.
That's okay.
By the time he rolls, I will have rolled 80 gold.
80, on eight.
80 gold, eight zero.
You trash.
I mean, BSR is actually not bad.
Like, what's lower value? Glove or BF?
Do you know?
They're like, both pretty low value.
I think Glove is lower value. I mean, Glove is half Last Whisper, though, is the thing.
I feel like BF is low. Like, they're both pretty low value.
Like, the thing is, like, Last Whisper is like, it kills a bow.
And, like, the first one was always Gensu.
But the thing is, BF is like, like, a value. It's like Shoujin.
And then, like, BT and GA and Camille.
Honestly, why don't I just save it, Remuber? I'm going Bow and Carousel regardless.
It's not like, like, if I ever forge,
It's not like I'm I'm not going for bow regardless
Like even if I'm reforging the bow, I'm still going for bow agreed
It is a close the game perhaps various who knows and I might be a rise
Rise Eric shit's good as fuck
Double down into rise Eric. Okay. I think I won the game guys
Double down if you were to sort double down in Challenger plus
What is it average?
4.21 what was it like you're telling me you sit there and don't play a single unit the entire game and you average a
4.2
You don't interact with the game for the first 10 rounds and you average a 4.2 and then now that I get this bow here. I
Just uh, it's actually plus EV because some people. Oh, no, it's not never mind
I just like let's say someone's like oh, I can play I can play something or something and he sees that I'm already committed to
Kalista and this has committed Kalista if I slim begins to I'm just telling them that hey
I'm playing Kalista and then they don't want a three-way contest
So you just fucking you just commit GG, but I mean honestly, I don't have to commit here because
Okay, I mean if I hit Kalista 2 and rock on 2 which run about a TP to
This guy better not get mad at me if I'm just holding Kalista like five places on bench. It's all good
Broke it to save me one HP
Like he would have saved me one HP and he would have gained 20 gold
but nah yeah fuck it double-clista to carry you write as fuck actually I'm not
given one regardless okay but I won the game hmm oh nice he lost his five
streak okay a full warmogs okay GG then I mean I guess I would have forged ps
sword before anything I might as well wait so I info I no matter what it's
warmogs plus I can see yeah fuck it just killed a cat arena one more how is
is no one telling this fucking catamaran.
What is this thing even doing, man?
Oh, second true, this.
That's what I like to see then.
Oh, wait, is Epitha better than little buddies know, right?
Golden Quest?
Oh, shit.
Fuck, I already sent Gensu though.
Oh, I'm so rich though.
Oh, shit.
I mean, I cashed out on four
one of the Gensu assignments that I'm not even getting.
I'm pretty sure this is actually plus EV.
Guys, I'm a fucking,
I'm a Golden Quest fucking giga-lover, okay?
I actually, I fucking love Golden Quest.
But I mean, like look at my spot, man.
It's actually too broken.
I have number, I think Little Buddies is number two Trubus.
Epidaph is number three Trubus.
It's from this spot, double down into Little Buddies.
I'm pretty sure the AVP is in the ones already.
If I didn't have Gensu, if I didn't have Gensu Slam,
like I would probably be,
I mean, I would take Golden Quest for sure.
But I think with the Gensu Slam, like if there's not,
like let's say I cash out like Nora,
let's say I cash out like even like Morgana,
I didn't see player on BF glove. I can't even fit the Murana that easily. Like it's not actually good. Relaxed
Bro just wants to creep the guy. No, it's not good, man
You literally just in you every time you play golden plus like every time I catch a golden plus what board am I playing?
I'm playing karma karma
Okay, chain mess. That's been enough
On carousel here, I'm probably just gonna go for I'm probably gonna go for uh, I mean it's unit obviously
But if I don't hit unit
I'll probably just go... is it just... it's Bo. It has to be Bo. It'd be different if I had Bo.
Because then it's not double ginsu, it's probably just finished Gargoyle because Bo is super flexible.
But I also have little buddies like I already won the game.
Ah fuck, is it cloak? I doubt it. There's nothing. I got nothing. I'm 8. Is it cloak?
Isn't it actually cloak? I finished like Gargoyle. It's not Bo. Like I can finish Last Whisper
Or like I'm mad for oil. I need one more. I'm eight
But you don't need ginsu last whisper. I've had last whisper fucking sucks
Okay, he's in
No rock on no Calista
This game is not very good
Cost one player health probably it's not actually good man. Like one HP is actually the difference of two lives a lot
What is to look? What is it like? What is fucking two two?
Hp gonna be or gold gold gold
Am I missing anyone? Like maybe Zilean? I'm not gonna miss Zilean, I've played so much
Glist down, there's no way I'm missing this shit, don't worry buddy. Also, it's Bastion,
I'm doing something. Like what the fuck is Frost doing? It's Bastion plus something.
It says level 5. It just got AoE'd and died instantly. And now I didn't kill a single
unit. Oh wait. One more? Oh! Okay! I mean Bastion has, like this has to be better than Frost, right?
It's Vassion. I'm actually gonna upgrade the Hecarim because Toronto told me to.
That you can upgrade Hecarim. I'll allow it.
But I'm pretty sure you cannot upgrade to Katerina until you have the fucking stuff.
Also, I'm pretty sure I can stop rolling after like, I mean it's double down, you can literally just, there's no such thing as overrolling with double down.
No Kappa.
Is there even such thing as overrolling with double down? Don't think so.
23 HP even if I lose a round on stage four I'm still two lives on stage five I
think I think I have two removers I might as well just hold I mean there's no
such thing as over rolling I'm 40 fucking gold like what am I saving my gold for
absolutely fucking nothing I mean I can go nine but then but then like it is
Okay, time to go 9-BEN. G, a G, a G, a G. U-Trash! This game fucking sucks!
Tristana is better than Seraphine probably, I wouldn't even mind.
Oh Tristana is better than Katerina once her. I have little buddies, little buddies.
I don't know how many rock-ons are gone, let me roll.
I mean it doesn't matter, I was guaranteed, like it actually doesn't matter.
I mean I don't have...
Alright, I'm just gonna play some random real buddy, GGs then.
Tier, Brawl Con 2, Callistic 2, Warmogs, Gargoyle, Jinsu, Last Whisperer.
GG.
Double down, little buddies, U-Trash!
Like does this spot not look better than Golden Quest?
Why is Shyamonis just a little white?
It's just I mean I don't want to roll without like Charmods.
I should have saved an EXP for me talking to me I mean honestly bro fuck the
little buddy isn't this actually a lot of Hw is a five fairy see what's going
over here he's playing TK two front line with some trash Briar two okay it has
zero items it doesn't matter oh fuck it he's actually feeding it every single
round so it's gonna be oh fuck I guess I have a little buddy so
Monka. Camille? Camille? Okay, GGs, that in chrono the thing is kind of good.
Too often Charm. I can also roll for GGs, because we got it for free. How many
little buddies do I have? One, two, three, four, five, and then like it like a
later like the cap is gonna be like all the non little buddies and then you
like don't be scared about losing the fucking little buddy value
because at the end of the day, the reason you're losing the little buddy value is because you're putting in fucking Morgana 2 and all the gig-adducers.
So it's like fake, you know what I mean?
Like Milio over fucking Seraphine, Camille over Jax, and it just be level from Morgana.
But the like little buddies just get like helps you get to the fucking level 9 and you just win for free.
Yeah, is anyone like actually strong? No. Oh, actually he's fishbones. I mean you can actually wrap left.
I just got aftershocked on it.
Holy fuck, I almost lost this.
Double down, full open.
I mean, how are you supposed to contest double down, full open?
You fucking can't.
It's so broken.
You're just fucking loading with cheats.
I'm rolling 70 gold on 4-1.
70.
Like, it's just not balanced, man.
It's really not.
No one can even contest you.
You're opening anyway for the bow and then you just- yeah, and then you just
also wasted my gold and ego this game
ID, I'm not sure why I'm holding these
but I even upgraded to RE
Zorak is not that good, not that good
tier, glove, cloak, I've almost lost this
can you close door buddy?
it's scary
nope
I'm gonna go over once more charm
I mean starting AS on what's it called
fucking broken
I mean Zorak 2 is Zorak 2
I will definitely upgrade Zorak 2
Okay, should I even up? Okay, like I'm supposed to upgrade Ari and Tristana, right? Like surely?
Like it's not that bad, right? Like it's a free upgrade.
Oh no, Ari's fine aboard with little buddies.
You just sit here, roll for a charm and just cab around Camille too.
Okay, if I do this, it's too far.
It's going to... I could just sell 23.
And I mean, I should roll for a charm every turn. It's around this way, guys.
This guy is kind of scary actually. I guess I'm like, me fighting in here is really good.
I mean Zeratul is actually good because I have Milio and it's gonna throw items to Zeratul
and Zeratul is just like 10k damage for free.
Like it's actually good.
Cause I have other things.
I'm gonna just drop another little buddy.
Is that even good?
I mean yeah, I mean not really.
Like it's probably actually just Shogun.
I just go Shogun.
I could also just- I could also just play SevenfuckingBarry over the bardo.
And then I could just go- I could put the damage thing on- on- on Milio, and then I- I don't have to roll again.
Let me roll until Charm. GG's!
Let's see what I hit.
I'm gonna work on him.
Alright, fuck's the rest.
How many little buttons do we have? One, two, three.
Let's- let's re-boil them enough.
Temporary D claw.
I'm four preserver.
Okay, also, why am I even holding-
And I just level and cap around the wrath and that's my board
Okay, GGs then I'm three scholar. I mean, okay, honestly, like isn't wrath better than preserver already?
I can also get the odds in yes
Bro, I don't even know why I wasted so much money
Why did I even waste so much money upgrading or holding this fucking Ari I
Don't know like a bro. No one's up in this trash relax, buddy
Gain a gold dummy, hang on, I'm down.
Like it looks like the Zera sucks, but just wait.
Just wait.
Zerath 2.
I'm giving him an item, so Milio always throws an item to here and here.
And then it's just a straight up fucking one bullet whole board and you can't play the
game.
New trash.
My whole board got one shot.
On one life?
It's fine, it's fine.
And now I lose my 5th streak with the neutrals.
Okay, honestly, like I'm going 9 for Bardo.
Can I just roll for fucking Camille 2?
I mean, can I even hit Morgana 2 though?
This guy's Morgana 2. I can hit Camille 2 for sure.
This guy's 2 Morganas. I can't even hit Morgana.
I'm basically only rolling for Camille.
But honestly, isn't that fine?
I didn't remove her. Oops.
My time is barred, though.
Is that even good? 4 preserver?
Or whatever, fuck it.
G? Okay, I mean, I can't even fucking...
It casted.
I- I- I- Oops.
It died instantly.
my milio that got thrown in oh munk up munk up and yeah coming out to this
dung on you trash then and GGs yeah fuck oh yeah I almost did an upgrade holy
fuck oh my Simon worth walking any charm oh yeah yeah Morgana just farm
one more than okay it has no end so it looks like it has an item it's because I have what's
it called the John or whatever the fuck it was what does that have it will dash away it's fine
huh oh it's fine it's fine it's fine I still I still have the gaming unit right you trash
just in case the fewer just completely grease my game surely not though oh fuck he's a reaper
Ah, it's fine. I'm on the opposite side. It's deafened.
Double down, Calista!
Calista!
Double down!
Little buddy, second Trubis, new recruit, third Trubis, I think.
For, for, for prismatics. Like...
Like, second Trubis, third Trubis.
Zillian, Rockon, Calista.
Second Trubis?
I mean, I don't count Golden Egg.
Oh, it's 4th true miss. Oh, sorry
Giant and mighty support gone and move all object. Oh wait. Oh, yeah. Sorry 4th true this then
What's this business lot?
Why is new recruit? Oh, because you just send it the fucking zero and you just golden eagle the Callister 2 rock on 2
And then close the 2 rock on 2 then you just go 9 like the thing is with this with this comp is like
Callista Rakan is broken
But like what makes it broken is that you can cap around milio cameo in Morgana
like the like you saw how my Calista died instantly but I still won the fight
because I have I have Camille and Morgana or Zerath there but like yeah
your cap is actually like kind of high yeah it's inspiring better than little
buddies I mean it probably is on your max cap but the reason the stats of
little buddies is better is because it gets you it like it gets you to the
max cap yeah like your board like but like before you find before you find the
Camille the Morgana and the Milio you're gonna be playing fucking Jax in
Seraphine or Tristana so it's like your board is so much more stable without it
and then like you're gonna lose the value eventually but like that's fine I
I don't even know why I was holding this trash.
I don't have...
Oh, belt BF...
Belt BF, oh.
Float.
I really like epitaph into...
There's so many people with patient study.
Lost sister's land.
I mean, I don't really like that into...
Okay.
I mean, my opener is shit.
Like, my opener is actual shit.
I have to.
Like, I mean, I have no choice.
I, like, the only thing I can do is, like,
even try to play around bow BF, and I take, uh...
shimmers and go collector, but like what the fuck am I collecting? I load in with this trash
transport, I'm not collecting nothing, he's epoch into the thing as well. Also I'm not even kidding,
I'm pretty sure when you play karma Kalista, or sorry when you play Kalista, the lower you are
on stage two the better, because you actually need to make sure your first pick on,
you need to make sure your first pick on two five, or three five,
So you can just scam the lobby with a rock on or a calista no kappa
You just scammed them again. I mean, yeah, let's say let's say you there's a year you're contested
And they're like 70 HP and you're just loading with a free rock on or calista like what are they supposed to do?
All you need is one copy if you have triple bis augment like you're just gonna like
Straight to nine. Okay. Honestly, isn't my board actually like kind of close to being good
Like low G. This guy's open, there's only one opener.
And then here, like you just like fuck item economy, fuck all that garbage, like you can't
really use another rod.
Who the fuck cares?
You need to get the ginsu here, because this comp, if you don't have ginsu, you can't
even do anything about it.
And then, and then Nescaresil, yeah it's a rock hunter Kalista, GG's then.
Uh, he's had for bow, is he playing Kalista as well?
I hope not.
A bow?
Actually, I don't even know what he's playing.
This guy's Verus for sure.
I'm not sure if this guy's Verus or Calista.
Oh, he's helping friends.
Never mind.
I don't know if this guy's Blaster.
This guy's Verus as well.
This guy's patient study into Verus as well.
Everyone's just sitting here playing Verus.
I mean, don't mind me, then.
Is he actually playing a board, do you think?
The problem is I need to hold these.
I don't know, it's a double four.
I mean, he's actually playing a board.
If you're playing Calista, I mean, there's no way
you take you have my bow and don't play Calista right? I'm sure we're not. So he's probably
Calista and I don't have an econ augment. I just need to make sure that this guy's not
Calista because if this guy's Calista then I might go play some karma. But then the
thing is I need it like I don't know if karma is not open then I don't know what
to do man. I mean it's epitaph into karma even good though. I don't think so. It's
probably fine though combat is combat I guess. Last whisper with a bow probably
Kalista, Last Whisper, Hunting Frenzy, BET with the Belt, Karma for sure, Last Whisper
IE into Varus, Last Whisper into most likely Varus, but Ken play Kalista and then Varus.
So it seems like Karma's open.
Okay am I just Karma then?
Uh I'm kind of down to just Luzi's on and hold the shop, I think the Rumble stuff's
on my main stage 3 a little bit.
And I need to make sure I can kill Krugs without rolling.
Kulan.
Galio.
Callista?
What the fuck?
Bro, this guy pings as if I give a fuck.
Honestly, because he pinged, I'm just gonna contest.
Golden Eko?
Yeah, I don't care, I'm contesting then.
You trash.
Should have not pinged, buddy.
Okay, this is a karma game for sure, though.
I mean, actually, let me wait until Augment,
because let me see if I hit a true fucking gigabit.
I don't even care if I lose this round.
Like, I'm pretty sure karma is giga-uncontested here.
This guy also has an econ Augment.
gargoyle belt against you oh my pivot after he disrespects you nah okay I don't
even want this okay well I didn't hit a trubus so I'm gonna play towards some
what's it called G G my items oh my oh my and I have golden Nico just sitting
I think I won the game. I find one Briar on-
Oh, he's telling me friends, I thought like somehow he has like Reaper or some shit.
I find one Briar, like even like Morgana 2's Morgana 2, but I'm pretty sure you
find one Briar, this Briar would just one bullet the entire board.
And like I don't even mind losing because my board, or I have no fucking
Econ whatsoever. Golden Niko 2-0, I just went out.
I'm not gonna remove this on the way yet because I need to see-
Oh, and also I just realized this board can cash out on 7. What the fuck?
Like the thing.
Alright, here comes the carousel.
Aw, man, he's a Fiora.
Warrior plus 1, Fiora on 6.
Fucking Hyrule in the trash.
You can still Olaf.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, honestly I can still Olaf.
You write as fuck, actually.
I mean, it's not actually good though.
But this is Nasis with Shib.
If it weren't Nasis with Fiora, then I would have won Olaf for sure.
Shib.
Morello.
Starex, Starex, BT, I think the game might be over, is there a shape anywhere?
I mean surely it's better than Chrono, okay also why did I even hold it?
Okay it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, I don't have a shape anywhere at all, well he has a Varus, what the fuck?
I'm just saying last game guys I started the game with 20, 23 HP I think and I won the game, so before you like
Keck W, you're going 8. Just fucking wait, buddy.
Just wait, buddy.
Is there a shape anywhere? Like, what is this garbage?
Alright, I kinda wanna move items off Olaf, but at the same time, I don't even wanna win.
I mean, I know I wanna win the round, but like, I don't really wanna sell my Naces.
I'll get a removal next turn, if I win the round.
Okay, so I have a question.
Do I even- Do I even have the econ?
It's a 4-1.
Like, I think I actually had the sac once, so I probably should have actually held my bench.
I mean, Zillian's final board guaranteed, like whatever, and I'm going to upgrade over to third.
And I just support two, Bolden Viko, and I just have faith that I'm going to win out.
I definitely don't have enough money.
Tier cloak, player on the bow, tier cloak.
Finishing three items.
I mean, I can remove her right now.
It's not even that much stronger.
I think this Olaf might just die randomly.
This has level eight, true fucking zero, he's five-way contested, Baris.
Loads in Barris too.
Okay, is this even a bad loss? So 3 in a loss, 26, that's still 3 lives.
Like even if I lose one round, like it's basically 3 lives, because even if I lose another round on stage 4, I'm still 2 lives on stage 5.
Like that's actually insane.
If I was like 20, 22 HP, then it's really bad.
But like 26 is actually good.
Uh, Spy plus Zorat, Zorat.
I was not, I like, trust me, like this shit doesn't matter man.
It's just like the biggest fake news. No Kappa.
That is not fake news though.
Cause I can play...
I mean I don't really want a golden Niko though.
Like I can afford one loss.
I mean there's no way I'm golden Nikoing the thing when I have the Diana.
You know what I mean?
Like the moment you see the Diana, the reason it's not good is because...
You don't want the golden Niko.
Cause why not just wait until Kerasel?
I'm fighting...
I'm fighting...
He just loads in with fucking Rock on 2 Callista 2.
Second true bis.
I have to kill one more, I'm gonna be one life. Hello?
Okay, okay, it's fine, it's fine.
Okay, I mean, this is still two lives on stage five, but now if I lose one, I'm actually one life regardless.
So now I'm eight.
It gave it to the fucking Zirat.
The game's over! G! G!
GG!
You trash!
And now I need...
Aw man, I was hoping there was gonna be, uh, something else, but...
Like, if there was, um...
Aw man, it's not even good then.
What the fuck is this shit?
Like, I don't have any items for this piece of garbage.
Really?
Also, Bastion is better than Four Preserver.
Oh, it's better than this shit-ass Gwyn.
Do I want to roll?
For it, though?
I don't think my board can lose, is the thing.
Like, I'm pretty sure I can't lose.
I think.
I can go five frosts instead of...
Oh, if five frosts is better for sure.
What is this guy's fucking board. Oh my I feel I just feel bad. I mean let me
re-re-reflect Frost does two soldiers it's not that it's not even worth losing a gold
gold trash. I mean I want a bastion. I mean I got it for free. This is better right?
I'm not stupid. Like what the fuck does this even do? I get four preserver for
fucking rock on one one one two and then what the fuck is this sugar craft okay
like it has to be right like there's like I'm not stupid fine to get switches
uh it doesn't really matter hundreds I kind of think it died instantly badge can
you steal some units for me please I mean 14 is two lies if I'm if I find
what's it called if I find uh if I if I get three oh like I mean three oh
Like if I put really getting five mode, I
Don't think so
Karma to Olaf to Diana to Morgana two on eight. Fuck you more bro. I opened the entire game
I rolled impenetrable. I even fortuit it
Who the fuck you talking to buddy?
Bro, I have a fucking warwick and a swing on my board a
Warwick and a swing
Holy fuck I might get reported also. Yeah, I should I just move it
I should move the Starax to Diana for sure the fuck am I doing man? Oh, sorry guys
because the immunity to CC is kind of nice, 10 second immunity to CC, and right now I was just stacking the
attack speed with who the fuck cares. Roll for charm, I mean I'm too loud guaranteed, a bit of briar is not
even better than our Cassiopeia. It has zero items and I'm not going to feed until I hit two star.
The moment I hit two star I just open sell Warwick, it's just Warwick and Olaf gone for,
Or Warwick and Olaf gone for Briar and Bartho, and that's my board.
It's gonna be, I mean I can play Twitch over this for now, but it's just gonna be 1, 2
for Briar plus Bartho, and I keep Frosting as well with Swain with the shape and I
get Frost for this dude.
It's not even bad.
Okay, GG's done.
Oh, still no Bastion?
Can I even play Bastion?
Bastion?
And can I even play Bastion?
I feel like Cascopea is actually better.
I feel like the armor and MR is so fucking irrelevant, especially with Titans.
Am I dead?
If this doesn't work on it, I'm dead.
I got perfectly full.
Oh!
You trash!
Oh, last one was actually pretty good.
I mean, the problem is I can't feed anymore, so not me.
But the good news is I have like true gigabits.
Bastion, Mrs. Zarath 2, big surprise.
I'm paying six gold for this.
Honestly, I'm down. Fuck it.
Is Bastion actually better, by the way, than what they called?
Maybe Zyanna too.
And that has to be. It actually has to be. Fuck my saying.
It just feels really bad because it's a fucking new new.
But like, I can't even afford to hold her because it's too expensive.
Okay, so what the fuck? I mean, I can't even feed my Briar.
It's not even good anymore.
But I mean, I still wouldn't mind the Briar too. I'm just saying.
Briar, two.
And two.
Winters, Soldiers, Gain, Bro, no one's ever gonna know fucking rock on him, this is better than nothing, I'm 5 for us, it's not even that bad, GG's in.
Uh, this matchup, I just put this closer to the middle. Thank God. Oh, this guy just gave me a Morgana, thanks buddy!
My Morgana 1, stole a Morgana.
Morgana 1, 0 items.
The fuck? Camille? I still have a fucking Warwick.
Can this stupid a- oh wait, I can play Poppy instead of uh, over the stupid asterisk.
Like it doesn't really matter, he's not doing nothing.
Okay, hopefully I don't go eat...
anyone?
Bro, this shield shit is just fucking pathetic.
A briar?
GGs!
Like fuck, I go Gensu and I just...
Bro, I'm not going to fucking Gensu, man.
That was a really smart...
Hold on a time.
Like get so zilean and try to permiss on the fucking rock on if you're dying oh
It's dead
pause
This is actually just the patch. It's just straight up econ augment into double trubus martyrs like six trubus
In a moveable object is third trubus for charismatic in tier two like it's just
Actually, I think we'll object second trubus
Or wait, no it is it is
Like, I mean, like, how man, like, you have one Trubis, like one top three Trubis, between
Avenged the Fallen, Little Buddies, like Avenged the Fallen, Little Buddies, and, like, something.
I mean, you know, Combat Caster is like fifth Trubis.
It's basically just top five Trubis for tier two.
Like two, two Augments that are in, like, the top ten Trubis.
Because the thing is, if you have the tenth Trubis, that means the next Trubis
has to be ninth Trubis, which is already pretty fucking good.
Econ Augment, two Trubus, Calista straight to 9 GG's. I mean I started the game with 20 HP
because my opener was shit. Fourth, I mean that's pretty good. No there's like,
you'll know when it's Trubus. Like I'll talk about the Augments
when I see them. Like if you have no opener and you see a Trubus Calista,
just follow up and play Glister. GG. I'm pretty sure Soraka Solo's. Yeah? This shop is just
not that good. Casano was AFK and then won. Okay, that's not cool. Soraka's kind of a
fucking beast. Oh, but now I have Ziggs. It just wasted a cast on... Oh, the fuck?
I mean I've even tried IE, Play-Round Rod.
Double down.
Like it's just an instant win.
I don't get it.
My opener was Pathetic, Explorer, Challenger Plus, double down into Callista, Zilean,
Rockon.
You're telling me in Challenger Plus you don't play a single unit on your
board for the first 10 rounds of the game and you can average a 3.78.
Huh? What the fuck? Like is this even my fault guys? Like is it like is this
badge but is this like if it's badge like is it even my fault? You're telling
me I have the worst opener of all time and I'm not gonna play double down
into Kalista when I have no fucking opener I played a Soraka to make 10
Because my units were un-unproducible you're telling me like I'm not gonna click it double down here really
Like I have even tried half IE to play towards fucking Varus and then like that mean that can't be good
If this you can't even grief it. This is actually good for me now. I'm guaranteed even if I lose a round on stage four
I'm still guaranteed three lives
Or two lives it doesn't even matter like I lose one round on stage four
I'm still guaranteed two lives on on on stage five like it like you can't even Greek this shit
This stupid-ass Riot games company like it says I lost my streak. Nope
I'm still getting two gold next round, and I'm still getting three gold like it's just it makes no fucking sense man
Like well Freddy what oh, well, that's weird two gold for zero streak. I mean that's weird GG then
You can't even grief it actual justified. Yeah, I mean yeah, man. Like I'm just sitting here like who cares
You just don't interact with the game
Okay, the problem is I kind of need this bow on Karasel so I can go for rock on or Kalista next Karasel
So hopefully one of these guys win and then I get 30-odd
Except that they both have to win actually or I'm not gonna be first pick and then I think I'm gonna be going eat
They both have to win
But this guy looks like he's not with him
Or wait, I mean he's winning
I'm not first pick. Hello. Help!
Hello? Did someone help?
All right, can you guys save a boat? Can you just save the boat for me, please?
Like come on man
Let's just save the boat like I need it man. You are fucking trash, buddy
Bro like I can't just go belt man like if I go belt like I need to keep I need to keep the fucking karma transition open now
Like I oh my end like at the end of the day is happy even try out or half of redemption
It's fine like it okay, honestly like the reason warm-ups is broken is because rock on one needs warm-ups
But the thing is if you have double down, aren't you just guaranteed to hit rock on two? Okay, not really there, bro
How can you be guaranteed to hit rock on to like what the fuck does that even mean?
Guaranteed to hit rock on to like bro. That is some new level of cope
But I mean, I mean, if I don't get a vote and I need some plan B, you know what I mean?
Gintsu, Starax, Starax, Shiv, BT into...
I think I'm stupid.
Fuck off.
New trash.
I can't even buy Minor Wish because if it gives me, like, target dummies, I'll meet.
I mean, I prefer to fight him.
Actually, he already lost his streak.
Okay, bye-bye, buddy.
Wait, I'm down for him to not play a unit, and I don't play a unit?
And then we just give each other fucking one-plus stage damage loss.
The fact that this is not grievable is what makes it broken like do you see like you see how I'm on I'm on too lost
Because I got my so I got opened on I still get my gold like it doesn't even matter
It doesn't even reset. Hello, buddy
Bro, he's just hitting me for fun
Okay
Why not just win streak on double down like you can get infinite econ if you keep winning you might be Jesus Christ
If you think you can contest other people's boards when you're down a tier 2
also you want to stop for the items anyway also the lower you are the better
no joke he's the lower you are you just you you the first one you you guarantee
the ginsu next carousel close our rock on okay this is bad it's all gold it was
only gold no fucking component I mean here he lost his tree so there's no he
doesn't place wrong this I won't upgrade this until next turn but I
want to actually start playing the board nice you gave me a gold as well but
I'm okay with just acting this round because I want to see what I get on my augment.
If I get Trubis Kalista, I might just hard force.
I mean, it's not even hard force, it kind of is though.
Because I have half BT, half Glove item, and then Shogun Morello.
I have BT, Morello, plus tier Glove.
I mean, item collector is pretty good for Kalista,
except I... I mean, it is pretty good for Kalista, it's alright.
I mean, Unified is pretty good for Karma.
I mean, it's alright, it's not that good.
Mentorship is okay, I mean, it's not item collector.
dragon spirit mentorship I don't like clumping with the calissa either too
healthy my unified on close is actually fine you just I don't like I don't have
bar will too healthy my it's not good it's not good I think I'm eight then this
is not good I think I'm eight okay am I just karma then I mean it's half
redemption if I'm playing I this is actually probably a commit on it's
It's probably a commit on 3-5, you just see Carousel.
Cause sometimes there's just like a fucking,
like a gun with a giga item,
a Calista or a rock on with a giga item.
I mean, it has to be a rock on or Calista with Bo.
I mean, I'd be saving like one HP.
My board is fucking trash.
Like this board is not,
nothing is saving this pathetic ass board.
It's a new level of shit.
And I already saved enough HP
because that one round where someone opened on me
on stage two means I'm gonna be like high 20.
and high 20 HP, you know what that means.
High 20 HP going into stage four means that
even if you lose a round on stage four,
you're still two lives on stage five.
Bro, I should just be like a fucking,
I should just be a two or no dope.
That's basically like six lives then.
I killed two, I killed four units
without a single item slammed.
Hello, buddy.
Can I get the, what the fucking, you piece of,
Oh, Mike. Oh wait, there's another bow. Holy shit. Am I blind? I have SHIV, Morello, BT, Play-Round, and Glove.
Okay, I'm karma-committed.
Actually, wait, I'm not even karma-committed. Why don't I just play Rock-On?
Okay, isn't this actually like when I roll down here, it's actually kind of hard?
Because now I actually have to hold both sides, not just fucking commit to one.
Game 1, Play-Round, Game 2, if you lose the next count, play-Round. Fuck, okay.
I mean, I have SHIV, Morello.
like isn't it actually hard like I don't you can you actually can't commit to
call like I would almost always commit to Clisity here but the problem is like
ginsu half redemption I don't even have fucking true gigabits I have like a real
fucking whist honestly I mean it's not even always BT either I mean it's fine
I'm saving like no fucking HP I'm gonna be that I gained the HP already
37 I think the sweet spot is like 20 I'm gonna say like 27 HP
is is guaranteed first I didn't get I already gained the HP I'm eight I'm gonna
roll and see if I hit Kalista Rakan if I don't hit Kalista Rakan I'm gonna hold
the Karma side as well hold the Fjords in the Glens holy fuck it's another good
loss 4 unit loss what's my HP 28 bro that is that is beyond two lives oh my
Nah.
Is this a 4 or 2?
The fuck do you mean 4 or 2?
I mean I actually have both sides, the fuck is this shit?
Cause I need a- I mean I would have to hold old laugh.
Like it's not even close to 2 that does anything it's rock on.
I missed- I- oh thank god I'm not traveling.
Or I am traveling.
It died instantly.
I don't know how to zillion it.
I think I'm... I rolled all my gold double down and I didn't hit.
Okay, it's fine. I'm still 2 lives. It's fine. 15.
Okay, Trubis. Comic-Haster is Trubis. Little Buddy is Trubis as well.
Except I already have cameo and milio. So is Little Buddy's better
if I have cameo and milio? Is it still better? I'm buffing...
I have 1, 2, 3. What? I mean, this is not even good! Like, with how much gold I rolled?
Oh, this is not looking good for me then. I think I might be 8 then.
Hello, buddy. I think I'm booked. I mean honestly, I'm kind of down to just sap two rounds
Like don't make don't make econ for two rounds because on carousel if there's Morgana, I play Morgana for sure. Yeah
And then also I think I just have to have faith that I have to have faith that I
Also, it's I perfectly know five ones if I survive until five one. I will yeah from my board
I mean this has to help. I mean
I'm just curious. I'm no matter what
I'm probably going tier on Karate Cell because this is Miller's and I'm throwing it anyway to this, I can't even solo frontline it because I have unified.
Okay it's Kama Caster for sure though, it's actually kind of good.
Bro like I'm telling you this Kama, like even though I didn't hit Rokon 2, I hit Emilio in a cameo.
And like Emilio in a cameo makes the board so fucking stable.
No joke. No joke.
And G!
Bro, like it's so fucking, this game is shit. It's actual shit. Like, come on.
Oh my, and then I'm just sitting here just, just holding this Morgana for the rest of my fucking...
I mean, I mean, it doesn't even matter. Like, at this point, I'm pretty sure I can, if I win the next two rounds,
I can 9 on 5-1 regardless. I think.
I mean, I have 4-1 plus 2, so I'm up 4 EXP, and then plus another 4 basically, because it's perfect in role 5-1 now.
I mean, if I win the next round, I for sure have enough, but I don't think I will.
This is a 30 gold still, Monka.
They hit the correct side.
I think I'm dead.
I think I lost my streak.
You are...
Okay, that's good then.
Tree Trekker.
He's three rock-ons.
I don't even know how the fuck he actually hit rock-on too.
I mean, I'm just gonna agree with this.
Hopefully he dies then.
They said he's probably gonna be dead next turn.
Honestly, I roll for charm here for sure.
This is round is the most important round of the game. GD's in.
Okay?
If I win this round, I can guarantee 9 next turn. It's worth like 30 gold and I'm 2 lives.
And it's just a guaranteed giga-forced.
It- it rolled a fucking D claw.
Bro, look at this Camille. Just look at this Camille.
Nevermind, it's dead.
I mean, everybody did its job. It already killed everything and then tanked everything for me.
Okay, GD's in.
Is he dead?
Bro, like, I mean, I can't even sell. Like, am I stronger than him?
I- I actually can't sell, but what if I don't have enough?
Bro, I might not have enough man, like I can talk, like it...
It's 60 to level, like I might actually not have enough, but if I saw it for sure, I'd have enough.
But if he, oh wait, he hit.
Oh.
Oh, okay, never mind then.
I'm kinda down to put it on Hecarim.
I'm pretty sure you need five units on board, I was told.
Okay.
I didn't unify my Morgana, and now I'm eight.
Also, the unit died instantly.
It died instantly.
Although I think I'm dead.
I'm dead for sure.
I got Zillian Bomb. I got Perfect Leifeldt.
Doubled down, pre-level to 8. I'm Callista Pair on 4-1. I roll another 50 gold
and I don't hit Callista 2. Not only that, I don't find Rokkon until true 0.
That's my fault. That's my fault. That's my fault, really?
I mean, not Rokkon 2. I don't even care. Like, surely the Callista 2 isn't true 0?
Like what like it I'm I'm there's no way he had enough econ to 4-1. I was rolling on 3 Eddie
I didn't even 4-1 and I 3 7 did you got a roll on 4-1. I rolled on 3-7 if I find Kalista 2 I
Don't roll a single time for the rest of the stage
And I can 9 on 5 like with that amount of econ aren't you expected to 9 on 5-1 with like straight up 70 gold
Okay, not 70 like 40 gold like on average with that amount of econ you can 9 on 5-1 with 40 gold
Actually, it's 50 gold this game because I found the hard, hard study or something, whatever the fuck it's called.
But yeah, that's weird. I had to go true zero for one fucking rock on and I still didn't hit Callista 2.
What? Callista. I mean, the thing is, I go 7th there, but I guarantee you if I tried to play anything else,
aka Varus or Karma that game, it would have been a fucking 8th.
with that opener shop is like i when was the last time you saw me make 10 on two two or one two
not often right like i'm willing to hold anything man like like i'll even hold fucking
like lily a poppy pair but the shop was like nothing like i mean i think there was probably
like a one of lily a poppy at least or jace but the thing is it's not enough if the other four
Units are just straight fucking garbage
Then you might as well just make ten like you like I'm not paying fucking gold. I'm not paying one gold to fucking
To hold a fucking jaysa least ziggs and fucking
It wasn't even jaysa if it was jaysa least I would hold for sure, but it was it wasn't even like it
It wasn't even like a pair of a pair. You're on time out
So, I mean, I mean I had to open like I mean, I don't know what else insist to play
You're gonna close stream today's worlds. No, wait, there's worlds today world schedule
Wait, what? No there isn't.
Like can you guys verify that that 8th was not my fault or that 7th was not my fault?
Can you verify?
I have verified and it seems like it was your fault.
Anvil buffet bro, who the fuck?
Who the fuck would stand on Anvil buffet?
Oh my god.
Oh, okay.
My opener is already really good.
It just got even better.
And it just got even better.
That's not even bad, Tytomes.
And it got even better again.
But what is this shit?
Damn, I'm a fucking beast.
I think with this opener, I think Radiant Red is actually better.
I can go...
I don't really like Radiant Red though, but I think it's only takeable.
Is Radiant Red acceptable on Varus? It probably is, right?
10% Varus, 60% AS.
I mean, I have to. I mean, look at my opener, man.
I hope that win this round
I mean he probably had no opener right
Branduins a moveable object first or second true bis in in what's his name in?
Callista and now he's just open for a bow and now he's Callista like bro this game like this game is not that good, man
I think the game is just gets like too optimized
Like I'm telling you the future of this game. It's actually it's actually 44. I'm not getting because the thing is your team is forced
to actually play flexibly because you can't contest the same comp, but it's just like the
very country is too hard. This Radiant Red item is fucking terribly weak. Okay, honestly if I
have Radiant Red that gives 60% AS, that gives 60% AS, I lost my streak with this board. I mean,
my Radiant item doesn't even do anything, man. I mean, what? Anyways, that gives 60% AS,
Is it ever pair, uh, and it has like the slow burn, is it ever pair TK and you play like a duo carry?
It probably actually is.
Doesn't actually sound good.
You play like Varus as the as the sprinkler,
you pair TK, and then you play not for Blaster because it's a slow burn anyway, like attacks
2% burn and 30% wound for five seconds, so, and then what's the duo carry?
Is it just Gwen?
There's no way I'm going to go for a one shot when my Prismatic is ringing in red.
Honestly, you can still play Carver with Lasso's for red buff, no joke.
But I feel like red buff on...
Also, I'm fucking Lasso's for it.
Glove, I need IE, ringing in red, Lasso's for IE,
and then I think two casts is probably enough to kill most stuff.
But then I need a duo carry as well, or a mate.
Honestly, it's even worth thinking about trying to play flexibly.
I'm not even convinced it's actually stronger.
Brust a dragon
am
Broke I'm broke. Hello. Don't slam you trash. Oh, please like I if I win this round
I don't have to uh, I don't have to sell the twitch bear and twitch shoes like Ashley pretty decent and
My board's actually good
This guy's bored good. He's level has a rock on already the fuck. Oh my
like, no?
This is the, what in my, what is this?
Like please, this is the Cogmaw 2 level 6.
Holy, it didn't get another, oh yeah, oh, okay, bye bye buddy.
Yeah, I mean the Radiant Red is not good.
Like it's not good, but I can't go Sterax
because like if I go Sterax,
it means I have to fucking carry Warwick.
And does Warwick even scale?
I don't think so.
Like is Warwick actually going to scale
into stage three?
No man, like it's, like I'm probably gonna go
win lose win lose on this stage and then on stage three I'm just gonna go lose lose lose lose lose
And then I take an early game fucking prismatic and then I what the fuck is the game plan?
I'm just fucked another bow. Oh, this is really good. I will allow this one
Gg's
Not only is it too gold is also twitch 2 4 3. I want blaster odds. I have red buff
bow belt I don't even want to sell this because I'm looking for frost plus one
Like I I suck one gold because if I hit frost plus one then my game is actually
like saved. Allowed? Allowed? I'm on force reek like yeah whatever fucking. Oh okay
GG Zed. What the fuck are my items? Does anyone know? Is it just Titan's guardbreaker?
I think I'm just playing I might actually just play Frost. I'm pretty sure I'm
playing Frost card with this game Frost Red and that's how I'm gonna go
frost this and then go oh I should not have made guardbreaker actually
because like it doesn't even change the fight. I was gonna guard breaker
this and the red buff this but then like a guy guy guy because it's it could be
half-sterax is the thing it can be it can be half-sterax but like at the same
time I'm gonna go I'm probably gonna go I don't want to hold rock on but I know
for sure I need to kill I need to kill bow and like I don't really care about
the glove because the thing is if I get BS word like I need a BS word for
or BT. Like it's Titans BT for sure. And I don't mind Karma with Radiant or Frost, Red
Bob, and the last was for Titans BT. Except that kind of dies. I can play Rock on if
I hit. I'm not going to find Rock on 2. Like I'm from this econ, I'm 4-2ing for
sure. And what? I'm going to find Rock on 2 on 4-2, really? Nah. Radiant Gensu
Gumblade has a rock on already.
Holy fuck, I'm 8.
I need some furlunners.
I'll affirm this, you've got a 4-2 for sure.
And then I just hold karma and Varus.
And then I just get my, like this game I just get my top 4 and get the fuck out of the game, yeah?
I had to take fucking, I had to take this radiant fucking shit-ass red buff.
I pop radiant relics with a gig opener and my best option is radiant red buff. If this is the top 4,
I will allow it.
Okay, nice. I'll probably guarantee five streak then.
Or 8th streak or wherever the fuck it is.
I could also go like last whisper, red buff, frost, and then guard breaker or laugh.
Instead of titans, and then I just titan swain.
It just depends if I hit the thing.
This is Raging Kintsu with Kintsu.
There's no fucking way it's not Raging Warlords by the way.
Raging Kintsu is true best if you have a Gumbelie.
That's a great, that's better for me then.
And this is Ashley playing Rai, but he's not playing no fucking Rai, remember that
he's Gench.
Okay, 8th streak, that's pretty good.
I'm just saying that this is probably a third unless I high roll, so I don't want to hear a kekw 8th street
8th street to go forth
8th street to go fifth my items are protectors vow that I got from the thing tytoons radiant fucking red buff
It's not good man. I'm going to lose every round soon
Starting soon. I'm just I'm just gonna load in and just lose every fucking round unless I can TP to fucking Diana 2 and
Like everything to you know what I mean?
look at my fucking items oh my fucking god I am I okay you trash I mean I I'm
done this out of the street cuz I'm gonna level and roll and then I don't
even mind I'm just gonna make you con no but I need a TP to Diana too I'm not
gonna go zero here but I'm just gonna roll a little bit and just try to like
slightly up to my board my board high key fucking sucks but it's acceptable
oh I won okay never mind but I'm I there's no overrolling from protecting
streak support golem new recruit new recruit for who spite more frontline
nothing wrong with more frontline a spite's not good but I mean there's
nothing wrong with more frontline that's really good do I even want to use my
remover here I may have to play inferno I'm not even playing Olaf oh sorry oh
fuck I forgot oh my bad sorry guys I didn't even play Olaf I rolled twice
okay I think I'm TPing through a first actually because I'm about to go
I'm about to cap her on Diana too, everything too, like fuck it just open a reforged guardbreaker
I mean I can go protectors out of titans, I mean guardbreaker is actually fine like I don't really
want to get another defensive component. If anything I'm probably gonna reforge
Gargoyle eventually, like I'll probably save it for later. Uh oh wait oh Olaf over
Oh Zillian's actually fucking broken though. Ah I'm not the juicer one, just put it on
Olaf or Diana?
100 damaging the shield?
Gain?
Oh good.
It's the all is the exact same instance of damages.
Warwick? Oh it's Warwick too.
Wait what? I don't even have preserver.
Warwick or no.
Olaf too?
I don't even know the fuck.
I don't even know who's contested.
8 witch where?
Callista? Callista?
warrior warrior oh hello no Morgana please honestly a which is not that good
it's actually not like if I can like if I can play Diana to bears to Morgana to
is that strong enough to win the lobby like zillion over warwick and level for
Morgana to and the level again for terror to I don't even like I'm Diana to
Morgana to various you Olaf to has to win actually I just need I just need
have items for it I don't have enough this guy has a level 8 1 to corner to
rock on to Morgana do he level up to send it to 0 on 8 what the fuck is that I
mean it's fine like it's fine 5 1 perfect interval probably just gonna
5-1 it call it a day hi oh oh oh thank god okay I probably will remover the
Swain gamebook items depending on what I hit I mean it's radiant ginsu okay
honestly I might as well just stack three then and then I 5-3 it but if I'm
gonna 5-3 it then why don't I just 6-1 two head oh he's dead I mean if he's
dead then then I'm down to just I'm down to five three it like I'm not even
pressured if I if I actually hit I'm guaranteed to win out this guy's like
eight eight whatever thing is dead like if I actually hit it oh fuck this guy
is so fucking strong what six warrior four preserver Morgana to radiant
ginsu gumball aid reforge red buff bro you're on fucking crack or something
I forgot to use my remover now meet bro fuck the gargoyles I got a
I got him, okay it's fine, it's not even that bad.
Alright, stack two, yay.
It got straight up one shot.
The fuck?
I mean is this even a loss?
Don't think so buddy, stack one more.
Perfumerial 64 right now, I just got about the thing.
Like it looks like I'm, let me roll once for charm.
I'm not paying five volts for this fucking trash.
Like no thank you.
Okay, and then next turn,
I am about to fucking send it.
It's actually over. I'm like 50 HP. I'm five lives. I'm guaranteed Olaf to Diana to more
Okay, there's no I'm hitting Morgana to but I'm probably gonna hit I mean terror to
Like I'm Diana to for sure like if I don't hit Diana to I'm sorry bitch. This guy is so fucking strong
He's all in line now. I
Don't even I don't even think I can outcap this guy
Even if I hit everything do I even outcap this?
What is this shit?
crown guard warrior
protectors vow
What the fuck is this?
I mean Ted doesn't even out cab like it like I I'm pretty sure I'm just playing for second six karmas
It's smaller even better than I mean I guess I can it makes this so I can play Briar instead of naces
That's all I mean, it's better for sure for this first unit fucking sucks. I want single target not not some
Also, I just realized I didn't see a single fucking old laugh. I can't kill anything
I think I just got weaker. Which plus one? No. He's gonna take it anyway.
But now he can go 9 Frost. The fuck is this? Bro, he's about to go 9 Frost now.
There's a fairy plus one, there's Shiv, there's a guardbreaker. I'm about to s- I
mean, okay, it's stronger for sure if you if you have Briar too, which I
don't have. Also, how do I roll all of this gold? And I still don't have Olaf too.
Oh fuck this unit. I'm paving the fuck back. Also I should have just open sold this and moved.
Alright fuck smolder. I mean it's stronger by a briar but I want to move items off of Olaf.
Huh? Okay fuck smolder. I'm never clicking smolder again. Did he hit 9 for us? No.
Am I even making it to briar here? I'm never going to hit Morgana this game. I think I'm just playing for a second.
Just gonna dive with all my Olaf, but the thing is I don't even want to roll here because
I mean, I might as well, I mean, it's not, I'm not gonna just play Barris with.
Also at this point, I'm down to just drop this, okay, and then on Carousel, or like
on Neutral, I'm gonna open Cell, because I'm gonna Reforger the, I'm gonna go Titan's
BT, and then put some Trash.
And then put some Trash on, on, is that even stronger, because the thing is then
And my Olaf items are gonna be...
Like, let's say I go Titan's BT on here, plus 1.
My Olaf items are gonna be Guardbreaker Protectors, wow, shit.
Honestly, that's not even bad. Like, I'll allow it.
Like, Diane is for sure better than fucking Olaf.
I mean, now he has Rock on 2.
And he has, like, true Gigabus.
Camille 2 as well.
It's fine, I can win, I can win this, it's fine.
And this is what I like to call fake loss.
So, two lives this time.
I just have won the lobby, for sure.
Something to do about it.
He just, he sort of cheated this game.
Uh, it's probably always gonna be Guardbreaker, but, I mean, I guess I can go Guardbreaker, Shift, Morello on here, and just don't even carry Olaf.
I mean, Huey2 is not even bad, and it's 7-7 with Blaster.
Okay, I'll do that then.
Titans BT plus 1, I might Valet.
Titans BT plus 1 for sure though, Guardbreaker, Shift, Morello.
Yeah, fuck the TG then.
Archangel, Protector though, sure.
Bro, should I just go another Spark?
Honestly, I'm down, like, whatever, fuck it.
this I'm not playing into a fucking BT on the fucking Olaf. I'm gonna die. I think I
lost anyway. Oh this is the warrior guy. There's no way there's no way this guy won
either. And now I'm fighting real and he's fighting my clone so I lower the 50-50
and now I'm going 8. Great. I'm gonna have last whisperer. I still don't even
have I mean I can go Morgana instead of... I don't know if that's better. There's a
Warwick as well. He just hit Karma 3. He just hit Karma 3 this round.
Oh, I'm fighting him. Okay, bye-bye, buddy. Get fucking stamped.
You trashed, then. Why does the guy still lost?
You just... What did I say on 2-1? This guy doesn't interact with the game until 4-1, by the way.
It's just so fucking stupid, man. Like, it's actually so fucking stupid. Like,
you just sit here, don't interact. He had no opener, didn't play a single unit.
He just sees a movable object. Oh, what's this?
Radiant refactor? Radiant ginsu with gumblade? Oh, what's this? New recruit.
You just hit the fucking bis and you just send it on 4-1 for close to rock-mon and you just win the game.
It just, I just, this game is not that good, man. Like it's just not that good. Like,
Oh my... why? Wow.
And your entire placement for a fucking kindergartner, kindergartner can play this shit, man.
Your entire placement is basically how hard you hit on 4-1 and whether you can go 9 to cap or not
If you hit on or ahead of tempo enjoy your guaranteed top two if you hit behind tempo
Then it's a fifth or a six if you don't hit your eighth, but like I mean that I mean like whatever like it
What can you do?
Here to one guy you you're it be careful be careful
Okay, I need a I need to go take out the trash, but I don't want to miss Q
You think the Q is gonna pop
It probably won't, there's literally no one in queue.
It's probably gonna pop in 5 minutes.
Okay, I'm gonna be right back guys.
I'll be back in like, I'll try to be back by 6 minutes, cause usually the 6 minutes
suck.
Okay, queue didn't pop yet, I need to go, and where are my shoes?
I need to wash my hands though.
Okay, I'm gonna go, fuck, how do I wash my hands, okay I'm just gonna wash my hands
after my queue pops.
Wait, what, I don't wanna miss queue.
Let's just waste everyone's time another fucking 5 minutes then, fuck it.
Hello.
Just got some water my back. Oh, I might be back. It's one of those games
Fuck I was gonna make you come by cancel the lien
My items are okay, but if I make gargoyle doesn't mean it makes sense to stay patient study
I mean, I rather I rather play around this twitch for the entirety of mid game
I don't know people are playing though, but I think if you depend on his items you want to just hard force the
His moles mail for what?
Like I see his gargoyle
And I'm just gonna commit then yeah, fuck it. You crash them
I mean, it's like too strong to play around this Twitch is the thing
I'm done the whole the Twitch pair or like four twitches because my nash off is like
If my next shot if I see two more twitches within the next like two rounds and it doesn't grief my game. I
Can actually play Twitch theory. It's not even bad
Why not chrono a chrono is good. It's just that the most important thing is that your early game has to be good because
the people that are winning the lobby are the people that skip like that that that Hyrule level 8 or they skip to
They skip to level 9.
And then they cap out, like there's no, there's nothing that's going to outcap.
Morgana 2, Camille 2, like Morgana 2, like everything 2, you know what I mean?
So it's like, yeah the Chrono Max cap is really good, like the Morgana 2, the whatever,
but why don't you just play Morgana, like all that shit was just 2 star, or 2.
Like the cap is good.
Like you would take it if you already have like Jax 2, which is fucking never,
because you don't hold this piece of shit.
If you had like Jax too, maybe an upgrade Zillian too, or you have like, I don't know when you would hold Vex, honestly
So I don't know when you would ever take Chrono plus one on two one
The stats for it will be good because you'll know when you have the spot for it. Oh my
Like you'll know if you if you have the spot for it. This Pandora's items it has to be
Bro, this Pandora's items augment it's so fucking cringe
a complete fucking dumbass like myself can can do well with it man you just sit
here you see what your opener is like I see I have twitch right what is twitch
is best item IE so now I'm gonna just sit here like a fucking dumbass and just
only fucking slam fucking true this I don't even have to think about like any
of anything else I'm just gonna slam true this and call it a day what are
they fucking pinging what man there is you know he has fucking what's it
Oh man, I need a zilean pair and it's a second IE, I'm down.
No one can fucking open man, like you're just sitting here bitching the bitch.
I just realized I didn't even have Hunter.
No wonder my two are just doing no damage.
I mean now it's about to be a straight up fucking one shot.
What's three?
I mean, it's IE, IE red.
Or honestly, isn't it IE, IE shoujin and then you red buff someone else?
If you have the luxury for that?
Or is IE, IE red just straight up better?
i.e. i.e shojin db i.e shojin red buff i.e. i.e. where's the where's the play rate
i.e. i.e red highest play rate but that's what you need red buff I mean it's
it's it's certain it's sure I for sure and then you red buff Ezreal and why
the fuck would a red buff find me okay it's pandora's items just broken
isn't pandora's items just straight up broken like I can just sit here and
just in just greet true this I'm gonna load in with red buff our shoujin IE IE
red buff Ezreal with with even shroud protectors now on 2k and I'm gonna
just sit here I mean and then I get to play around my twitch for free and then
now I just play towards this comp yep it must be golden Niko golden Niko wait
Was that Golden Niko from a blue orb or a gold orb? Was that a double gold orb?
I think it was double gold orb. Fuck. So it's not even good then. It's like a fake Golden Niko.
Oh, it's from a blue?
Oh, okay.
So it's a real Golden Niko then. Okay. GG's then.
You trash. It's not even good, man. I have so much gold on bench.
It's pretty fucking good. Unified as trash, trash, and trash.
G. G!
Bro, this restart mission shit is- Bro, fuck this augment, man. It's so stupid.
It gives you- It's not only like- Is it just instantly upgrade your board?
It also just gives you- It just gives you so much gold.
Cause it looks like I'm poor,
but like, bro, this is 8 gold final board. This is 6 gold, 6 like 5 gold when I sell it.
This is 8 gold and this is like- It's so much fucking gold, man.
It's like a tier 1 that gives infinite fucking
gold because you win rounds that you probably wouldn't win.
Yeah, fuck it the dude three then yeah, not really. I'm not fucking stupid, buddy
I mean I'm not as well as upgraded for like around it like is there anything else that's better
I mean, this is not even bad for frontline. Is there a zero of Vanguard? No, it's actually bad
Like it's not even better than Shyvana
to
I need a rumble. Where's rumble?
She's good, man. I mean I'm selling her ass the moment I find cuz it's gonna be Ezreal Varys smolder plus
Actually is it Trist?
with Ezreal, Varus, Mulder, oh actually it's Rumble, oh wait oh no no no it's
it's it's it's sorry it's oh fuck do I even play the game? there's a Callisto
with Chain and there's a Roth on the Grodd this game is not very good he just
got a Roth on the Grodd second big absolutely fucking wonderful then
oh why didn't I just go for High Skulled I didn't even give a component to the game no matter
appreciate it I was on my side I just sat here and did nothing oh watch
this. Uh, I mean surely I find one after I'm right? There's no I don't. Yeah, fucking random
Ezreal 3 then. Like Ezreal 3, I'm actually down. This unit, this unit actually kind of
fucks. Like if you hit Ezreal 3, that's Ezreal 3. Well like rumble too, like rumble like
Tristana 3, like I don't know if Tristana 3 is fucking anything. Like that shit is terrible.
Also I'm uncontested this game by the way. Okay, I think I won the game. I'm solo
Solveris.
Solo.
The entire lobby is playing what's it called, like I can actually hit Ezreal 3, I probably
actually will go for it.
And Cab around Ezreal 3, 4 Blaster, bro this restart mission, it's so fucking unreasonable.
And the Pandora's items are just fucking way too good.
Alright, sac 1, because my board is kind of stable, oh another Ezreal to fuck.
Oh shit, Spad is bad. It doesn't do anything with that. I would go Pyro plus one. Is that even good?
Uh, I remember all the one another here does the same thing as Red Buff. Might as well just make.
I mean, is it just, is it just, uh, what's it called plus one? I just lost Vanguard. I, I, I was, I was, uh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Okay never mind, look what I'm fighting. Great. I mean, I can go Pyro plus one, not that it's actually good.
It doesn't do anything. Big blaster.
I mean, this is just a fucking prayer I get fond later is what it is. Bro, this shit is fucking worthless.
I mean, I can make Pyro plus one, I guess, not really.
Miss Ezreal? Oh, oh, sorry! It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
I just realized, I don't, I don't, I have, oh, where's my item?
I have golden Niko. I don't even want to save Boe anymore. I want to go for Protector's Vow.
I mean, I can go Pyro, but it's not actually good.
I might as well just go for a Vow first and then figure out the spot later.
Also, I'm uncontested this game, by the way. I mean, I'm down to just Niko and just push levels now.
I'm uncontested this game.
I'm high from at 9.
I can't just roll to fucking 0 for fucking what's it called.
I need protection spell though.
Missed Briar too.
I mean, I can't hold.
I mean, I'm fucking true zero gold.
What am I supposed to do here, man?
It's alright.
I kind of want to go for a front line on him,
so I need to make sure my Vow stays alive
as my Varus casts,
and then I'm back in the game.
Oh, that's a huge shunt too.
I need a level for Hecarim,
and then you cap around Blaster on Zerath.
You cap around Blaster on Zerath,
the lobby. There's just fucking blotches there, I should have just one shot to the entire board.
Okay, honestly, isn't setfast hard to find it's a vanguard? Yeah, it is. And I think if I don't get,
what's it called, if I don't get, I might as well just save this spat. Because like it's not,
it's not frying pan, right? Like there's no fucking, the only thing that makes sense is pyro,
like it can't be anything else. I'll just put spat on here man, like whatever.
So it allows you to use Diana or Derek? Oh that's true, I can, I can cap it on Diana to
Yeah, but I'm not gonna have items though, because it's always gonna be, uh, so nice.
It's always going to be, it's always going to be items on, on, uh, Zerath first,
because I think the last item on TK is like, whatever. As long as this TK stays alive,
long enough for my Varus to get one ult, I'm already happy.
Like, fuck this stupid ass unit. And it's not like Shen is terrible.
And the one, the one Zerath, like, like Varus just kills all the trash,
then Zerath shows up, pops ult, and just one taps the rest of the trash.
And you just win the lobby for free. What is this?
Best comment if you win game 12 gold if you lose game 20 exp
G?
Oh nice, got the cast on. It died. I mean honestly, that's that's plus 8 gold. That's actually plus 8 gold
Yeah
Because it's like a 20 instead of 12 and also a 5-1 is perfect interval
But I might as well 5-3 it so I can actually roll for uh, actually that's not true because I can pair a Hecarim instead
The parent harem is kind of important.
It's a perfect interval because I have that fucking hard, hard study find, whatever the
fuck it's called.
Oh wait, 40, 40, 40, it is.
Another goal.
Where's the fawn, man?
Are you fucking serious?
This game is fucking trash.
It didn't give me a fawn, now what?
I have automatic components and now I can't play the game.
It's a perfect interval, I'm like, it's ended.
Roll for a better charm, not that piece of trash.
I'm in tremors, I'm down the window round, fuck.
I mean, let me see if there's a better item than- like, I feel like, is Pyro-
It's an extra 15% of Tatsumid for these units. Is that better than an item?
I mean, it's an item right now, which is- what's important.
And I don't even have this Rathdoor paired.
Yeah, I'm not opening this trash fucking thing.
This guy's playing Rise, by the way.
Can you explain to me how- like, when the fuck Rise is scaling?
When the fuck is the Rise gonna scale?
Oh, actually, yeah, I should keep this.
I mean, I can't play Diana over this. It is stronger for sure.
Honestly, like, I put T-R on here for DR. I didn't guarantee this cast. It's not even bad. I'm done.
Heck, cover him. I'm just sitting here, TK1. G. They die. Oh, I guess it doesn't matter then.
Oh wait, no, no, no, no, it doesn't matter! Yeah, you trash.
Yeah, I'll pick up the blue one first so we can, it's like a little...
This guy's a fortune favorite is the bold level 9 with fun with martyr. Yeah, I think this is a second
Not sure I'm beating this
low-key
Okay, honestly, I'm pretty sure I can actually win
I'm not getting I'm pretty sure my mind like it once I have if I was a wrath to
another pyro plus one
Fuck a five pyro. How much does he use that?
It's not even that guy. It's not even better than pairing heifer and then I want there's no work
Okay, I guess it is by Pyro then.
And then I'll just pair Zorath later.
Like, once I get enough charms, that's pretty good then.
Mace is over this.
Pyro is Zorath and then Pairs Zorath.
Let me try to sell a Coulger.
Oh, 12 charms is not even that bad.
Pyro plus 2, I guess it worked out.
Okay, but I need, so can you just tell me how Ryze can never scale when this shit happens?
It can't.
Okay, well, I need Smulder too, I need fucking Zorath too, I need these shitters too,
and I low-key can beat this board.
Bro, Miss Briar too, man.
Hello?
Oh, okay, TK2 acceptable.
Okay, stack one.
And then I'll resend.
How many's the wraith are gone?
Probably zero.
Oh, oh, here's one.
I think I still lost.
Like, pro, I feel like it's pretty reasonable.
Okay, actually, honestly, I hit TK2 here.
Like, it's not even that bad.
Like, it's fine.
39, I don't even know why I'm bitching.
I'm just sitting here at the bitch.
My bad.
I'm just bitching the bitch.
How many stacks do I have?
50?
It's not even that much.
Yeah, the trench coat is just, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I mean, Nasis 2 is not even bad.
It's actually not bad.
It's 5 pyro, Nasis, so it actually casts instantly.
He actually casts pretty fast.
Reforger, Reforger, Reforger, Reforger.
Man, a Reeve, OK.
I rolled a 10.
I'm going to choose 0 for the rest of the game.
And yeah, you trashed that.
Yeah, you trash.
Trash.
It's kinda close.
Zerat 2, his whole board's gone.
I feel like it's pretty reasonable for me to have Zerat here.
No capa.
Below 2 of it all, this is fucking useless.
It's just like, I'm paying 2 gold and I'm stacking around.
Really? How is this even possible, man?
Like, I feel like with how much gold I had this game,
like, I should have something, man.
Something.
Okay, also, bro, fuck this stupid ass that was real, fuck you, then.
Like, how do I just have nothing?
I don't get it.
I don't even want Smolder, I want D'Rat.
The Zerath unit, Varus gets one cast, Zerath gets the other, he uses InstaLin to fight.
GG's.
Holy fuck, he's 8 honey with Dragon, huh?
I'm gonna make good news of all survival until Carousel, I guess.
My TK's not even in the correct spot.
Also, this piece of shit, uh, what's it called, is eating an entire Varus cast, that can't be good.
Oh, actually, pause.
Like Gargoyle...
Bro, these both do nothing man, like, I, like, I, but I don't want to go for, like, I, like,
it's, I'm for sure if I had smaller two, like no one cares in the front line, use one shot
at the whole board, but like, if I hit smaller two here, I'm, I'm gonna start bitching.
I hit neither, in fact, I would love to start bitching again, like, what the fuck
is this shit?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
The star!
Oh, my!
I got the star gap.
And now I go, you can't tell me, you can not tell me this game is, this is not a game that's guaranteed first.
I don't even understand how the fuck.
I am 9 on...
I've been 9 for 2 fucking stages.
I've been 9 for 2 fucking stages.
One's a Racton.
Zero's Smolderdon. I can't hit either.
And then I fight him when he hits the star.
Or I would have killed him off and I would have won anyway
Like it was this was this shit not a fucking scam
Like wasn't this game a guaranteed first like I don't understand
This game is not good it's actually not that good
He needs to eighth like three times in a row or I'm leaving
You deserved first the game fuck you GG. Oh, thanks Tyler. I would have to agree
Like it's actually unreal, like you know if you know even if I didn't hit Zerath 2 and
Smolder 2 there, if he doesn't hit the star I would have won that fight as well.
Like I don't even understand, like if he doesn't hit the star, he will hit the star maybe
like three times out of a hundred fucking games there.
And I'm pretty sure I don't hit smolder 2 or zerath 2 like maybe half a game in 100 games.
So I low rolled like a bot 0.1% variance.
What matters is you play well shut the fuck up I don't care I'd rather play like shit and
just win by luck.
Because the thing is the only thing twitch chat cares about is placement.
You can you can place you can load in with only fucking saraka and seraphine in
your shop pull out a fucking top three out of your fucking ass Keck W did not
first trash load in the most blatant Hyrule of your life 20 streak into a
first day he's back you're a beast what the radiant blessing into a full open
is not even good because the the if you're if you if you're high rolling
early game the better tempo is to try to 10 streak you sack stage 4 cash out
at 40 HP and then you just go 9 and roll at 9 and you just win out and that
tempo is actually just guaranteed giga burst but you have the 10th streak
otherwise you're just gonna open. You need the 10th streak, otherwise you'd rather just open,
get better items, get more econ. I mean this gives a bardo and a zilean. Is that
even bad? I mean it's pretty bad. Zap attack and I just play Blitz reroll.
Rod cloaked here, that has to be. Zap attack I don't even want to hold
I need to get honey and then as soon as I get honey I can start winning on carousel
I probably just go build congar or spark or mug
No, no, oh, there's only three books race on that's actually kind of nice
And usually people hold books great
radiant blessing
Maybe it's a seven honey game
It's a lot like sometimes the cashier just gives you a spat and then you just hit him with the seven honey
And it's over. What are the chances of the cash out giving a spat by the way? Is it even high?
Where even is the radiant busing table? Roots up, golden egg, double up, call to chaos, re-roll,
augments, wish, sugarcraft, fortune. They don't have it? These guys are fucking useless then.
2.7, wait where? 4.2%. What? I don't get it. You're telling me I'm first pick and I'm gonna
to take a fucking belt. Does that even sound right? Am I even first pick? I don't know if
this will work. I am first pick. I think I might get banned. But I mean like, I mean,
they didn't have what? Okay, GG's. GG. It's high, yeah, I mean, if I'm hunting it's fucking
trash, it doesn't do anything. 7 hunting is good though. But this game, like, I think
I mean there's actually some value in going for like if I'm 7 honey with ziggs 3 you probably need nu nu 3 as well
you can't just only have blitz and ziggs and expect 7 honey to win out
you probably actually need nu nu cog but like I don't really want to hold until I see that there's a spat
alright it's one roll total charming but it was roll once
I don't really mind
I mean it's not like I'd rather just attack from the line there's no way this ziggs with fucking nothing is killing the backline
Just try to kill as much as possible, this guy's Galio 2, Rumble 2, Seraphine 2.
Lose, lose, win, lose, lose.
I think I'm 8.
Oh, actually?
Pause champ?
Yes!
I broke his...
Oh wait, oh no, he wasn't even 5-ster if you know what I'm talking about.
I mean it's Blitz, Siggs, Nunu, Hecarim, Ari, Tassiopeia.
I mean you you probably want more three stars, but I
Feel like Zap attack is easier to just push
To so I can't just sit here and hold the fucking pass with you with no
load after a buff
to your oh
Oh, oh a full red. Okay. GG said I just I just roll true fucking this
One roll G G then
Sponsor to hold right now. I just looking pretty good six ziggs six foot strength
I don't know what Pandora's item is supposed to do for me.
Cautious dummies in this comp sounds not that good either.
But Pandora's item sounds fucking, I mean it's alright.
I feel like unified, I'm only going for Blitz, it's not even bad then.
Also I can Pandora's items like Spats into Honey Mansi there if it hits, but.
Okay.
And there's wrong. I got a warm-ups and glow gun. I mean, that's that's really good like that. I mean unified doesn't do anything
Straight up is fucking that shit is just
That's just straight up fucking giga useless
I might as well buy it for later. It just makes my odds a perfect interval five one
Honestly, this uh, this this charm this in the introduction of this charm is my favorite actually
Broly like if there's nothing more satisfying than getting perfect interval on five one six one like
Like right after the neutral round. You know what I'm talking about?
Like it feels so annoying to sacked 5-1 or like 6-1 for perfect and roll like 5-5, like you know what I mean?
It's fucking lit. I mean I enjoy it. I like it. Okay, nevermind then. Sorry guys.
Six zigzag, seven blitzcrank.
Oh, I need to scout this guy.
Gintsu, Gintsu, IE, BS-Ord, Slammin, IE, BS-Ord, Tier.
I don't even know what the fuck he did, there's a rock on him, he didn't take it
Just taking high as gold
Oh fuck, oh what was it?
Oh he didn't pick it up yet
Oh nice, he's just running around and waiting, and it's perfect timing for me then
Oh is it just gold?
It looks like a lot of gold
I don't even know if it's a lot of gold, because he's level 7, he wasn't even making 50
Fuck how much gold was it?
Hello App Paprika, are you in chat?
How much gold was it?
I wasn't looking
I kind of want to keep the streak now
One roll GG
If I lose my streak because I didn't hit putz3 here
It's like it's really bad
But at the same time like if I go if I have to take the fucking 0 for this I'd rather just FF
do the positioning where
The blah blah blah hits the backline you knew but yeah, I'm gonna definitely watch out the backline with a shoujin bread buff
That let's just fucking waste three casts on a piece of shit
G G
You only do that when they they have like a rock on giga tank then then I mean I'm down
But early game
You want to just you want to hit the fucking shitters. I didn't sell
I mean honestly, it's perfectly wrong this time. I'm fucking double son. So where's the TK at?
He's gonna lose one from either. I'll meet
When they go look up that is that's what I think gain an aria and a hecarim
I mean, honestly, don't I just go nine and cab around giraffe balanced budget and I just sack
Isn't this actually the perfect tempo I was talking about?
It's supposed to grow with fucking. I don't even know why the fuck did I upgrade this?
Isn't this actually the perfect tempo I was talking about? You literally just have like a win streak opener
Then you just you try to just skip level 8
You try to skip level 8 and then after you cash out 40 you just go straight to 9 and then and then you uh
This game I'm gonna cap around TK
or wait
Or TK over over Warwick
Zerath and then I have a plus one I can go Karma too. I don't even have an augment. I don't have a single augment.
That is a lot of fucking gold. Like 30-ish gold. I go 9 and then I just play towards Ziggs, Karma, 2, TK, 2.
Honestly, if I only have two 2-stars I shouldn't actually be rolling for charm next stage, probably.
Also, there's no way, like I just realized like the reason Gargoyle on Zap attack is this is not because like you want a solo frontline, you're blitz
It's because you're dual carrying ziggs and then you just, you just, like you see how it just hits this fucking, this is fucking zillion
You're wasting an entire bomb, but like, earlier into the fight, they comp around the blitz crank and then you just hit him with the fucking big gig of wombo comp and you don't know what I'm talking about
Yeah
but starting that stage I'm gonna roll for a charm every single turn just and
then I'm coming around Zerath because I mean my strongest board is probably
Morgana 2 like Morgana 2, Zilean 2, Karma 2, Zerath 2. I have true gigabits.
Shoshun, Red buff, Bravidon's, Wormog's, Gargoyle's, Smark. I mean I might as well just buy this for
you need five units on board though or was it four? Fuck it, I'm just okay
But it's treasure chest man. I am a fucking known idiot. I'm eight. I thought it was okay. It's fine. It's fine
It's like I have to man. Oh like oh fuck like this matchup like I actually want to snipe the the back line
Monka well, honestly, I think what's really actually can kill the I think I think it killed my
He's combat caster epitaph and the Camille just killed my I mean it's fine
Bro like the fact that I'm even 70 HP here. These guys all are about to cash out
Radiant relics or radiant blessing or the fuck and the fact that I'm still just sitting here chilling
I mean, it's perfectly all right now. I'm sacking one fucking gold
But the cashier is just like dirty gold
I'm probably just playing
Plus one. I mean, it's not a real loss to the fuckers
59
5 3 perfectly in a role so I sacked to sacked to 5 3
Cash out. G.
I mean, it's better than Random Ass, uh, what's his name?
Get the fuck out of here then.
I mean, like, Karma plus Zilean.
And then, Cabron and Zirath. I mean, no matter what, I'm willing for Tron to return next turn.
I don't have a- oh, actually, never mind, I do.
I'm gonna wait for this to roll to a real item, and then I'll pop this.
I'm just looking for, uh, what's it called item.
He's Arcana with- Arcana Crest and the Trade Tracker?
Okay, this game is unwinnable, but I mean I might as well cash it like wait for the cash out
This guy's guaranteed to win the game. Like what the fuck is this? I think he's pairing HP by the way
I mean, honestly, I think that's actually fair because he's a few straight trackers
The Tomcancel or Warwick level for Zorath is just the board. I don't even think Karma's stronger because
Bro Gs on Zorath like that cannot be right. What can I do? I don't wanna, I don't wanna agreed.
All right cash out perfect interval.
Rolls her charm. Nice
34 gold. I could have played over karma and that was just the board.
Actually, you know what? I compare... Isn't it actually a pair of TK for health?
I probably is actually. This fucking Twitch just is shooting my zigs across the map. My whole board is gone.
I think I'm 8. Not really, not really. Don't worry guys. I'm still 2 lives and this is the winout.
How many stacks am I at? 13 that is definitely not enough. That's a 450 HP whole board.
I mean, I just gigaspiked but like is this enough to win. I mean my board just fucking new level of fucking gigaspiked
So hopefully I don't I mean and I'm about to get items for
Like on Karasel about another item for Zorath as well. I lost anyway. Okay. It's fine. It's fine
I'm getting item for Zorath on Karasel
Karma's not even strong. It's never gonna have items and I'm not playing I can't play a zilean here
Actually, it might it might be better than Krono. It's probably better at 15 and then I just drop Ari
I'm down.
I mean, I'm just going to go Shiv.
Even if I have Spark, it's still Shiv because I can hit the backline.
Like Karma, like once I hit 15, 15 charms, if I make it to 15 charms, I can go Karma over
here, drop the 3 Arkena, or actually it's just Karma over this and then Zilean, and
then Preserver plus Krono is probably better than 3 Arkena because Krono is fucking broken
on this board.
Okay.
Surely I didn't cash out and just die instantly.
20% damage damage.
I don't have a combat augment.
I don't have a fucking co-
How is-
You skip the first-
CC immunity is a combat augment? Really? Like-
You know there's like- If I have 40 gold-
And now I invite Traytrapper and now I'm 8.
If I have- If I have 30 fucking gold rolling, you're going to sit there and take fucking-
The 2 gold piece of shit!
Why don't you take 4-star to Ziggs Slash Blitz? It's because it always upgrades. It will never give you a 4-star.
If there's a 2 star 1 cost or 2 cost on your board and I have a 2 star Nunu on my board, which means it will always upgrade my my Nunu.
And Ari. Just sell Ziggs move items to Zerath.
I'm just gonna start forking dating people like holy fuck some of these takes like it's just much better.
GG's. Can't see them for 2 weeks.
That is good.
Wait this is great I can just sit here and just steal content the fuck?
How do you know that Demonte is still pro?
He's a world's the fuck?
Oh, he's a coach.
Holy fuck!
This Renekton is a fucking beast!
Oh wait, oh is that the pro player?
Oh, it's who? LNG Zika? Yeah, T1's fucked.
Actually, Nazeus is the fucking goat.
Yeah, you trash buddy. Shut down.
Minus 550.
What server is this? Why does everyone look so good?
It's EU. I mean this can't be NA. Holy fuck. These guys are kind of clean or
What what rank is the is their their accounts right now?
Are they given like high MMR? Like how high MMR accounts are they given? Oh, it's just challenger. Okay. I mean can I search this guy up?
I'm too lazy ZCX
You know what? I'm actually not too lazy. I'm in queue. Anyway
Z C X S D A
A.S.Dass
Well, it's not LLHS, it's OP.GG. They're playing against
This is fucking Diamond. They're like, they're like high Diamond. These guys are fucking trash
Okay, but this Renekton is not trash. Who's the...Gala's Jin?
Okay, is he even fair? Just look at bot.
This Jin is straight up up like 4k gold, and I think the Renekton is up 7k gold.
They're just fucking loading in against Diamond players as as two pro players like Shirley
Shirley Raya games
Shirley Raya games can give higher MMR accounts like look at this man like a shogun
What is this lemon called strike breaker?
DD
The guys working on his I don't even fucking know what is this Starax nowadays like I
I
Probably has it probably has a base in a while because they're just trying to end the game at RSE shit whatever
I mean, I mean if he just has a base in a while like it like trust me the moment he backs
He probably has a full IE in base like a net is just like a bro like this riot games is pissing me off
Like I don't even play League anymore, but like surely they give the pros like higher MMR accounts man
Like you like you can't just fucking you can't have like two fucking pro players
Just loading against fucking diamond players. It's I feel like it's just it just ruins the solo queue experience
Oh, it's a new, oh it's a new split.
Oh.
Pretty sure the highest MMR they can give is Diamond Broden.
I mean, that's probably what they, like, the highest MMR they do give, but it's not that they can give.
Rado.
This shop.
Bro, when you see Jax and Ash in your shop, you can just FF.
Like, honestly, Jax is, or Ash is not bad.
If you have, like, Eldritch, like a Mordekaiser or something, but that's the only time this piece of garbage is even remotely clickable, man.
They flaming you in other chats kek 8888.
Yeah, good one man.
Haha, so funny.
Oh, Nyla, I mean that's not actually good, like it has to be morti-kaiser, like this Nyla unit fucking sucks.
Also just look at my shop, it's just- it's just-
Like Jace, Zoey, like Zoey, Jace, these are also not clickable man, unless you just hyrule like a fucking everything too.
Like a fucking Ezreal or something.
Like, oh my, like it might be an open intercalista guys.
I mean, it's not even my fault, like-
I'll look at my opener and these are it's not even my fault
to one cost champs
To two cost champs, so that's I think if there's no calista player. I actually just take
Honestly placebo is pretty good though. Our friendship is pretty good. I
don't I have fucking havers in this room the spot because I I
Don't have a board. Oh
Okay, it's a rise old game
Oh nice, I get to play Rise.
Rise is actually kind of fun.
I'll allow it then.
What the fuck am I fighting?
Holy shit.
Alright, I'm gonna make time for this round then, but if I'm not gonna upgrade like Elise
to fucking Ashley this round, then I'm just gonna swap.
It's sparky and good in Rise-O.
Isn't shit like 20 times better?
Yeah.
Rod Rod is like too too valuable.
Cloak is like half frontline item.
Like Gargoyle is super like like gigabase in Rise.
Because with State Scholar Heals it's like dumb blade.
I mean it's not like sparks bad.
But I'm not as good as Chill.
On Karasol I just go bow for half ship, half red buff.
Okay, and then now I just start with tricking.
G?
G!
Who do you call it?
It's usually Morgana or Zirat.
Online.
And then when you're rolling 8, you just pray you hit a...
You pray you hit a Milio or you just start bitching.
Now there's no I'm not 7th Spark around this mid-game.
I might actually just go Rod on Parasol if possible.
This comp can use 7 million Rods.
Like, here's not that useful, I mean I'm not getting pro.
Like, if you're not first pick with Bow on your side, you're never getting Bow.
Every fucking comp in the game wants bow, except for maybe Varus, because Varus is more
Pryo on BF Sword, and when I say every comp I mean Karma Varus Kalista, and then Karma
and Kalista both want bow, like number one Pryo, I'm last big.
There's a bow, not anymore.
Honestly, JG instead of Merolo, allowed?
I'll allow it sometimes, I just make my items.
If I can skip level 8 here, it's just to win out.
Watch this.
I mean, it's not even bad.
I have a fucking, I have a, I have a, a Shyvana 2.
Four shaped Shyvana 2 with a spark and a JG, like surely it scales into stage 3.
I hope so.
I mean, did it just click as a entire board?
Kind of.
I have a question.
Where are the portals?
I mean, I don't want to throw my streak here though.
I'm just sitting here not making the econ really. Oh, yeah, I can sell already never mind
Yeah, wait, what the fuck I just realized that's precise planning into open
What the fuck for last zero. Thank you for brown. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, you just opened the oh, okay
Sorry
Yeah, another JJ fucking double JJ is double JJ even bad. Okay, honestly, I don't even mind taking this because
is when you play Rise, you can't miss, like you actually can't miss, and just finish the
Morello.
Portal?
Is Portal stronger than 4-shape?
I mean 4-shape doesn't really do anything.
How do I...
Uh-oh, I thought I had 4-scolar in here, fuck.
Ezreal 2.
Where the fuck did my...
And now I lose my...
It's fine, it's fine.
I just click Econ Augment, it's fine.
I have true gigabits.
I have a JG Guardbreaker, Morello.
scholar benefits from I mean my entire board is gonna have AP it can't be bad
like fucking high voltage I don't want this shit it's Breville broken in this
lobby I doubt it I don't even I don't even know why I scout even against
Verus it's not good I go what am I even scouting for Porto I'm gonna be so
poor this game but it's fine I'm playing fucking Rise it's fine there's
180 comp in meta and it's it's it's verus and even then it's not good. Also this high voltage is not actually good man
I think I'm 8
Actually, I mean if I risk it for the biscuit
It says level 630 with F cells, I'll get the gig opener
If I risk it for the biscuit
Also fuck portal man like why the fuck am I playing portal again?
Anyways, if I were to risk it for the biscuit, actually isn't it just oh actually I need this plus one
for a fuck portal. I feel like it's not that bad actually. It's not that good though. Okay
no, it's fucking terrible. It's fine, don't worry guys. Like whatever. My tier one is
Scholar plus one. That's my tier one. Like how bad can it be? Like I mean I definitely
outscaled. And then honestly the sparking just can kill the backline for free. Yup.
I'm not sure why I was playing total.
I'm gonna be playing 4 shape.
Glove?
Don't worry, you got the 6th scholar as a complete winout.
I mean I would have to agree.
There's a rise with the tier of anplays.
I mean I have Guardbreaker, JG, Morello.
All 2 cost champs, is that good?
It's 4 scholar already better than...
I mean I'm paying 2 gold for end game units.
I'll allow it.
I can also hold Zilean.
it's always guardbreaker guardbreaker gg is really good and then guardbreaker gg
morello and then I've sparkle on front line I need some front line items around
me but I upgrade zillion probably not I didn't level oh no I actually can't
bro I'm level five on three five I just realized I am a new level of poor but
I mean I have a guaranteed gigabit items is the thing man his epitaph
Nico 2. Porto. Porto. I mean, it looks like I'm poor, because I am. The fuck is this? I mean, not really, actually. Like, I'm like looking. I have Shyvana 2. I have Shyvana 2. I'm holding fucking like 20 gold on bench. I'm not actually that poor.
Zoey too, like this board is actually kinda cheap.
Like, RE final board, Bardo final board, Zoey final board.
Is it, and then I have five gold here, like isn't my board actually like, I'm not even that broke.
The stupid ass Shyamana just jumped in and just executed the Ezreal for free.
I know, okay.
I'm allowed I guess.
And I still almost lost.
I'm not gonna just carry Bard for a few turns, it's fine.
I need some fucking offensive components or this is not looking good for me then.
I'm in Starax.
Should I get a better item than Stratx?
Okay, this is a 4-5 for sure.
I am- my board is worth 20 million gold.
Ah, I mean Stratx is not even bad and I can save it in a forger. It's just HP is HP.
I feel like there's not that many better items.
Is my board even that bad?
Wait, this guy's Staller plus 1.
And he has... Morgana.
Wait, he's playing Stallers, I think.
This guy is going fucking 8.
Alright, can you just die, buddy?
The fuck is this man like you're already eight just just ff so I can I can steal your units
Level to eight send it like bro. He full open to play rise
Porta, I mean reading spark not really. I mean these are all fucking giga trash
It's radiant relics for a frontline item better than yet is it for sure is like
But I need a I need a frontline item or I'm eight
What I mean they did just buffed it honestly. Oh, it's not even bad
500 HP, 30 MR, gain 70 armor and MR. Honestly, I'll allow it. It's not even bad.
Equinox. It's fine, it's fine. HP is HP. Fuck, I almost won this.
This bard is straight up smurfing. Hello, can you die, buddy? Rizo? Yeah, I don't
I don't think Rise 1 is stronger than, uh, what's it called?
In Bardo.
This unit's actually good as fuck.
My front line- my- my- my- my radiant item is an equine.
Honestly, it's not even bad.
Like, this equinox is way more HP than, like, radiant redemption.
And then, I- I mean, this guy's HP...
...gain 70 armor and MR for the first 20 seconds, so do I just go belt, Wormogs?
Wormogs, equinox, Starax, as my front line.
Aloud.
Holy fuck this bard!
Bro like a one unit loss here. I'm carrying a fucking bard man. Bro, he's not dead man. Hello?
And now he just takes Ryzen Carousel on his way out. You fucking trash. Fuck you.
I mean this is a taric I had to take. I don't even think I could sell this because...
What the fuck is this?
Oh, it's uh, it's unified.
What the fuck is this?
Bro, this bard does so much damage.
What the f- bro, is bard broken?
I mean this is a 50 gold with no prismatic, but like, bro, my prismatic is a fucking-
okay, honestly, equinox, you can't even lie, it's actually kind of smurfing.
And then he hits rise to and then I end I come on man
He's about to get his on us. He just got his on us. I mean, this is my board even look that bad
I should be playing Gallio instead of us. I mean for sure though. I has rise to as well
What the fuck is this? Oh, I mean, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter
Reforged TK. No, man. No, no, it's good. It's I have to have some frontline, man
It's good. It's 500 HP 30 armor or 30 mr plus 70 a hundred mr
70 armor you think this fucker is going to last longer than 20 seconds. No, man
No, it's actually good. Bro. This item is good
Okay, also it probably I don't even need rise to it doesn't fucking matter all I need is uh
All I need is uh, I need a million Diana paired
No Milio. Do not do not say please don't say it please don't say it. Don't say it
don't say it. Spark do not say another spark. Right now your zone is on it and
you hit me with a Reaper and I don't have a single fucking Milio. I'm carrying a
fucking bardo. I'm carrying a bardo. I also don't have a Milio but honestly
even if I find Milio how do I even play it? Oh it's just it's just over
with a stupid-ass Galio.
Oh, true.
It wrapped back right on bait.
My double spark is dead.
Okay, I can play Preserver instead of, uh...
Oh, he's dead.
Fuck these units.
Wow, did my TK just cast twice, actually?
I mean, 3 in a lot is not even that bad,
and now I've decent somehow both won,
and I just, I don't have a single Milio.
There's still no Milio.
I mean I can play scholar of this
Move the scholar and I just play four scholars scholars are at
They said it's not actually good. This blue buff is fucking useless
He's full win streak and didn't interact at all. And now he's just full win streak and go free
I'm carrying the rise one or a bardo two and I didn't kill a single unit
And three people died in one turn and I go seven
This guy went double down, full open into Rise.
And I rolled down and he died and I still can't find Rise too.
I don't find a single Milio.
I saw the 30 copies of everything in the game.
If I find one Milio, I'm pretty sure I actually went out this game.
Nice.
Rise.
And then the guy goes Guardbreaker and then he plays fucking Witch Rise.
What the fuck does that do, man?
Surely you find one karma and you just open cell like it's just like oh my fucking god
I'm three-way contested fucking rise. They are just handing. They are just spoon-feeding
The various and Calista players all fucking karma players atop for like
Double down full open. It's a rise game. Oh is all team. How the fuck?
How the fuck?
GGs guys. Oh, that's weird. Their top laner is just down fucking 5k gold again at 16 minutes. Oh wait
But they're they're even in gold
How?
Wait, he bought a mejai's?
You know 3 item rise 2 with no plus 1 averages 4.6 and challenger
Honestly, that's not even that bad lowkey
Lowkey and and like if you put scholar plus one like aren't doesn't the rise like skyrocket
Also, does Rumble even have AP scaling?
Like, I know he has AP scaling, but isn't his AP scaling like fucking terrible?
Like, when I played, Rumble would just stack all the fucking magic pen items and call it a day.
Broke built a fucking Mejai's.
Like, Mejai's? Really? I feel like Mejai's on Rumble cannot be right.
I think he's literally just trying to, he's just E going.
He's just straight up playing in fucking Diamond.
In EU Diamond.
Because you know it's kind of a demon like I mean like I mean I mean that I
I'm pretty sure this challenge is broken from rumble. It's kind of fun
Bro, he's at 23 stacks. Pro builds rumble
Like is this still only magic pen?
Like the Andri's Rift Maker
Crypto Bloom
It is man. He's just egoing. I mean it's a pro player playing something
man
Well this radiant item you you pop your radium and you see this this trash is just get me out
Also, I'm pretty sure Bard is actually broken
That that bar damage was was too fucking high. I mean I could play this opener, but it's so fucking expensive
And I can just play this opener and it's just as good and it's fucking dirt cheap
Allowed
It's just for his mind taking it to Blitzig's
You just restart everything
old he's covered on three star four costs or something oh my god that is the best
number one true this I could hit holy fuck this like this makes it so like this
combos with charismatic ticket but then I get to roll twice on on three three
odds and I get to see a charm this turn it's just straight up broken like
like what? I mean I still have more rolls. I might as well go for Poppy as well.
Something's gonna die right? Shirley? Shirley something's gonna die? I just lost the gold.
Also I rolled that many times on three and I only saw fucking nothing. I might as well
roll for Charm here. Fuck it one roll. Okay. Something I can make you con. Also I kinda
want Vanguard odds. I'm looking for like the charms that are like the giga charms.
Oh, I might as well bought this.
Here, I'm buying level 6, great.
Wait, no, if I buy it right now...
Oh, I guess... oh wait, oh wait, you're right.
Oh, sorry.
I was worried that it was gonna grief my...
Like, one of my... actually that's not even true,
because what if I get the procs?
Do I really go belt? No.
If I get procs...
Of a charismatic ticket, I'm gonna roll a total charm.
And I don't wanna buy this fucking shit.
I should've bought it before the run started.
It's always gonna be parry.
No matter what I'm not pairing fucking trash, I can't make it count anyway.
Like, what the fuck are these, man?
Like, I've been rolling into a charm every single round, and they have the audacity to give me this fucking trash.
It's actually pathetic.
Also, I probably should actually reroll already this game as well, because I first got a ticket, heck, or something.
Is there anything to add? No, it's just Ari.
Oh, no, no, it is there. You want Xerath on your board, but it's your pairing already for sure.
I think I'm just gonna go for like Blitz, Blitz Ziggs 3 as early as possible, then Econ up,
and then go for Casio 3, Nunu 3, and Re3, and then just send it to level 8, and play,
and then pray I find Wanzirath, and then my board is actually good.
Nunu 3, Cas3, Re3, Blitz 3, Ziggs 3, Prismatic ticket you can't miss.
I'm pretty sure this board actually wins out.
Like if you have every three-star in the game, you probably don't even need Zerath.
But also these charms that I've been offered are not the best, I'm just saying.
What's going on?
Do you guys sort of start to use this?
Great job.
No fucking no gold.
And I have prismatic ticket.
Zero gold crugs when I have prismatic ticket.
What?
I might as well just run up and just roll on six odds.
I mean, surely I make some items here. I mean, Rod and Marullo chain, no, I need Anti-Hero or I can't play the fucking game.
I need Gargoyle as well or I can't play the game.
And then BSR is kinda useless, but honestly, GS, Gumblaid, I mean, Gumblaid's not that good.
Nunu, Ari, and Casio-Pia, but too healthy on a full fucking...
I mean, it's good mid-game tempo, I guess, but it's not actually that good.
Magic Wand is fucking useless. I mean, just the Wii-Bs is fucking high-voltage fucking useless.
I mean, balance budget, when I have honey plus one fucking sucks, I won the game.
I'm back then.
Econ with bear treasures, or not bear treasures, he's not gonna take it, I'm back.
I basically just, this tier two just gave me fucking a hundred gold, no joke.
A hundred fifty gold, like three hundred gold.
It's fucking broken, man.
Like, I'm gonna be so rich.
But pot of gold, like don't worry about pot of gold, it's gonna be a 6-1, like
yeah, I mean, if I survive those six ones already, I'll top four.
Fuck, I actually just killed it.
Okay, I'm not doing this shit actually low key. Oh
You crash that I might just send it to choose you're here cuz you're guaranteed to hit
There's better ones
I'm a muscle role-play for charm
Actually, that's not even true. It's too off and it looks like I'm poor
Nope. I'm still getting an extra
21 mold and
That is TP to Casio 3 new new 3 re3 and then I and then I cap at level 8 with a 1 tk
I'll find once a wrath and the game's over, buddy.
I don't even know how much AP Artie will pair or give,
but I'm thinking a million.
I mean, I should probably play a Poppy until I find
there's a spatula.
What does that do?
Is there a spatula for this, come on?
Scholar Mage Preserver, no.
I think I am going a one-cost cloak.
Oh, and I'm not gonna,
I'm gonna... Cone Guard is not better than...
Oh my...
I basically just lost my tier 2, man.
I got a 1 cost instead of a 4 cost.
Minus 3 gold, there's basically minus like 30 gold in the Spirulithosmatic ticket.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
Nunu 3...
I'm basically guaranteed to have Nunu 3, Re3, and Casio 3 on... on... on 4...
Probably by like 4 or 2.
Okay, you cannot tell me this game's not a first, actually.
I mean, isn't this game actually reversed? Like, guaranteed?
It's not.
Really? Look at my tempo! It's insane!
In chances are, I'm gonna find like, 1 TK.
I mean, I might as well roll until the next charm.
Like, when you're rolling this many on, on, on, like, these odds, like, you're guaranteed to find...
You're guaranteed to find, uh...
I'm not playing Bastion. I'm not playing what's it called.
It's already at 20 AP for, for fucking...
I don't even have anything to restart yet.
Nothing to restart?
2 arcana, 20 AP, GG's then, new trash. I think, I think, I lost.
This guy's kind of strong. Is he, is he, is he low off?
Alright, 1 TK, I win the game. G, G, G, G. How much is that now? 25?
And then once you cap it on 4, 4 arcana with already 3, new new 3, you just, you're telling me I'm not winning out, really?
It's so fucking cheap. How can they even offer Earthwake at this stage in the game?
I mean do you see how many 4 costs I've seen? Like surely 1TK.
Surely? I mean I might as well roll until...
I'm not putting that trash.
Okay, R3.
Okay, and I want to roll with Charm.
I think the Nune 3 is like whatever.
Let's stress for sure.
But U-Trash, U-Trash.
Nune 3 and then I level to 8.
And I'm back in the game again.
How much AP is it at? 30.
Anyone? Does anyone think this is a first?
Okay, but the thing is I do need a TK. Like if I don't get a TK, I can't play the fucking game.
Also an item augment here would be really good because that's so many fucking 3 stars.
Abitaph with all the HP is really good.
Roverjuvenation. Okay, Abitaph. Gain the temporary emblem, it's too expensive.
Yeah, we'll be allowed to do it, sure.
Uh, can I even level here?
Okay, and then now I sac.
And now I sacked until 5-2. I leveled to 8 on 5-2, I go 2-0 for the rest of the fucking game.
I need 1 Zerath, 1 TK.
And then I pair that, it's about to have 100 fucking AP.
And then I just stall until like 6-5.
I stall until 6-1 so I get more items, and then I level to 9 for literally nothing. It doesn't do anything.
Actually, should I just go for like a 3 star 4 cost?
Alright, what 3 star 4 cost should I go for?
Like, what's the shittiest one of them all?
I'll create my whole board instead and by my whole board. I mean it's probably rise
It's probably rise. Oh
Nami, okay, honestly, it's not me you write as fuck are the haywatchers worried now
How much AP is it by the way? Let's say I'm for Arcana. It's
Plus 12 per three stars, so it's 560. It's 80 AP at four Arcana
Alright, are you guys worried like, isn't that a lot, a lot, like, a lot?
That's a fucking Rabbidon to the whole board, man.
Rabbidon's whole board.
Gee, that's nothing.
Okay, GG's then.
I'm just gonna finish the items.
I'm gonna go twice for Tron, fuck this.
And yeah, the game's over, you trash.
DK, right here, DK.
There's no DK, plus one though, I guess.
My Ziggs just fucking missed.
I just got a Vrvr by Varus 1. I think I'm a...
What is this? What is my Ziggs even shooting at?
Okay, should I carry Auri? How come my Auri just pumped fucking 3000 damage?
Yeah, fuck it, just carry Auri. Maybe that's the tech?
Or is it? Is it because it just...
Is it ever the tech? Should I just try it one round?
I'm not gonna try it. I'm not gonna just try it one round, man. Like, who the fuck cares?
I have another remover coming up, but like, if it looks like trash, I'll just swap.
It did just get buffed.
And my ziggs items are like pretty mid right?
I mean is that good? I can't even tell. I mean it's true damage scaling with AP like it can't be bad
It's true damage scaling with AP. Yeah, I don't have a single fucking item. I
Have Nunu 3 naked
My RE3 doesn't even have an item. My entire board has nothing
Am I hitting anything?
Okay, what 4-cost should I, okay should I scout and see what people like Alistar player, Merus player,
Karma. Karma. I mean I need a TK for sure. It's also Pot of Gold so... I mean I could
go Gensu. I mean isn't it just Gensu with all this HP? Should I carry the what's it
called then? The Cassiopeia? I mean I have morello. Fuck that. Jesus it's too slow.
I have too much HP. Like there's no way it's not a Gensu. It's a good Gensu scorer.
this arie looks like fucking trash straight trash it was GS and then I
just know but like I can carry this but like I should just carry the what's
it called I'm not going to pay help for this I mean I could I couldn't move
items to yeah fuck it I'll get to ship this and then we're all of this deal
how much AP am I at 55 okay honestly there's not many people alive shine go
Should I just go 9 and roll on 9 odds?
Like if it's actually a lot of, I mean, no, I should probably just survive until, I think it depends how much gold.
If I have like 60 gold, it's probably 9 odds.
But if I don't have like 60 gold on 9, it's probably just 8 odds.
But the thing is, if I level to 9, I can also play Zerath.
I might as well hold, actually that's not true, because I can hold both sides.
And then if people are starting to hold my shit, I'll just push 9.
Part of gold, yeah. I mean, there's honey plus one the shit doesn't really do anything though
I mean, yeah, fuck it honey plus one then the f pocket. Yeah, fuck it honey plus one someone take it. Yeah, fuck it
Oh, this actually adds to the shops. I mean look how many look how many re-rolls I have
That's all I'm gonna say
Like just wait buddy. Also is taric three
Is there just FF?
Okay, honestly, isn't it just rolling eight odds just so I could hold both sides if I go nine
I have to I have to commit to one side and that that's not that good
Okay, honestly this taric 3 even do anything though. I'm 10 gold is nothing if it gives me luck here
They actually just go for a nami nami or a rise. Yes, and then also
So, let me put Serath and let me deny all off
Great every single one of these fights have been so fucking close. It's five o'clock
I think I should just commit and that guy probably should it's pot of gold like I should probably just hold both sides
It's never too late to hold both sides. I just missed an army
That's not good. I have never seen what this unit even looks like. I'm sorry guys
Hello
Hello, am I gonna get reported you think am I gonna get reported you think I miss two Nami's I
I mean I'm not dead right I mean okay honestly if I have this much gold left
like okay it's not like I actually miss like low key low key yeah whatever I'm
thinking for you son fuck it like I can't even find the eighth one like if I
can't find the eighth one like they did I actually not miss on me three low key
also it's even my fault man like I'm broke this unit it's fucking trash like
it like if I if I were rolling for close to three I could roll 500 times in
Two seconds and not miss a single one like that's no cap. I I'm dead. Hello. Okay, but also like come on like it
Like did I actually miss like it like I mean I missed two but like I and yeah
I had two but like if I had that much gold like surely I would have eight like isn't that actually a middle ground I
Would have eight at least with that many shots. I can't find the eighth one
Like it like 50 like 50 gold
like 50 gold
And I can't find the eighth one
So if I'm if I if I buy one
It's not like it's not like we've I mean, I'm sorry for missing guys
I'm sorry, but like but like it like it does that make sense. It's my math mapping here
Like it has to be right like if I okay, let's say you roll a hundred times and you see and you see nine Olaf's
Did you actually miss Olaf three?
No, because when you take one out of the shop, it's less likely for it to show up more because there's only 10 copies
You lost like 20 HP because you didn't upgrade Hecarim 2.
That's your analysis?
Upgrading Hecarim 2?
No, I'm not saying it's the right play.
Guys, I'm sorry for missing Nami.
I don't fucking click Nami.
I'm a 20 out of 20 Varus Callista Karma.
The entire ladder is.
However, however, does my math make sense?
If I roll an extra like 100 fucking chops and I can't even find the 8th Nami app, yes I missed too, yes.
What does this say?
Is there any Chinese speakers here?
STFU all caps.
STFU all caps. I'll hold this in case...
Because if I get like a BS word, there's no way I'm playing the Bardside.
But if I get a tier or a rod, I don't know what to do.
I mean it's probably not this side actually.
It's probably this side that's cheaper and I can just slam.
I can also go like Runeance, it's not even that bad.
AFK into playing AFK and then I actually flex everything and I just don't slam.
I was going to take Patience of Virtue.
But then I saw someone had Multi plus one and then also this guy's that's re-rolling,
he's also going to play Kalista.
So it's already two Kalista players.
This guy like probably like basically yes he's re-rolling Kassadin, but these fuckers
I swear. It's just like they just fucking roll on six and just spawn in a Callista 2 out of nowhere
And I'm just sitting there like the fuck's going on over here
I'm excited that this challenger level player is probably raging for views and throwing his game shameful behavior. That's it time to go
To a real t-shirt set to go go live dot dot dot dot bro shut the fuck up
All right keepers into whatever the fuck. I mean this is young wild and free on 2 1 like what the fucking
This guy has a straight up psycho
GG tier, not really sure probably karma
Kalista karma
Karma or Varus. Oh shit. I too straight
Okay, this is the game just over. I hope it's a zero gold Krugs
AFK, I get 20 gold here, and it's just it's just a it's a zero gold Krugs, and I'm back in the game
These guys are fucked. I mean I can't read my Chinese sucks. Is this Wan? Wan Le?
Niii, Xia something, something.
Dui, Duia, I think.
I don't fucking know bro, my Chinese, no one can reach Chinese man, like whatever.
Bo, Bo, Glove, Cloak.
Bo, Glove, Cloak.
Bo, Glove, Cloak.
Cacidin?
Okay, Cacidin.
Okay.
Okay, also, should I just play, like, yeah, I might actually, I mean, now that
Now that I have the bow rod, this might actually just be a fucking, a Callista game.
Like if I natural Callista, I don't really want to slam anything right now, because it
could also be like Spark, play around Bow Glove, but I think it's just depends if I natural
something, like I mean I'm fighting a shitter so I don't have to, he just reforged to Shape
Shifter.
Am I just Callista then?
Oh wait, this guy's open into Callista I think.
Oh he's Risky Moves?
Oh munkah.
Like holy shit, this guy's Risky Moves full open.
Oh my... he actually just does not care.
Gensu, i.e. G-tier.
Your flex is always Kalista. I mean, that's crazy because people say your flex is always Karma.
Your flex is always Varus. Your flex is always Kalista.
Like, probably there's not that many comps, man. I mean, I don't know what to tell you.
I really don't know what to tell you. No Kappa.
But here, like, I'm pretty sure... I mean, I don't really want to go spark to play around Nobzi.
I'm pretty sure it's just always gonna be Gensu.
I could play Varus though.
But my mid-game is for sure the best mid-game I can play is going to be around the best mid-game I can play is for sure around Kalista, and it seems like it's, I mean, it's going to be two-way-confested.
I mean, I don't want to lose this round for no reason. I might still lose, but hopefully not.
In low-key, I can also play Rise. Like I actually can play Rise here.
I'm level 540 gold with a decent board.
I mean I have to send Gintsu. Like there's no way you don't send Gintsu here.
If you don't send Gintsu here because you're too scared to contest,
I don't know what to tell you because you literally have to here.
I lost anyway. This fucker casted again. Oh, you trash.
Like my entire stage 3 is going to be around this Nomzi too.
So it's like you have to play around it, like you literally have to.
You can't just slam spark and be like, even if there's no karma player, you can't just
sit here and slam spark, because what the fuck does spark do for my entire stage 3?
Hello, here is the translate, did you see him skip to a yes, LOL mocking tone?
And then he said, I didn't find the 8, he's so bad.
How can they type 5 characters and have an entire like-
Oh it's a close to game, geez then, you trash.
Also was it a zero gold Krugs?
So is everyone else fucked?
Varus?
I have a ginsu.
I mean I'm definitely open to Varus here.
Like if I get Blaster plus one that's my only takeable I'll play towards Varus.
Otherwise you just go ginsu IE on Kalista and then you just move the IE to Camille
once you get another Kalista item.
But I really don't want to play ginsu Varus.
This guy has perfect item.
I leveled and I lost.
He has perfect item to cast it into on 3-1, 40 gold.
Also was it a zero gold Krugs or no?
Zero gold Krugs or no?
isn't isn't the entire lobby like gigabroke broke I mean is it actually like am I not broke actually
he has a calista wait really I told you man I literally told you uh I mean I can go 100 plus
one and play 600 as well I mean it's a natural out oh combat caster into calista I'm plus so
then I don't care zigza zigza the fuck am I even talking to I have like I have like third true
Vist. Combat Caster. But the problem is he has one Calista which is fine. It's not even
Calista 2, it's fucking rock on man. This guy is Tray Tracker and I think you pivoted
to Varus. Oh nice, I'm uncontested then. G. Even, even upgrades Trist 2, I mean upgrades
Trist 2. Even, even, even, even down one, down one, but I have the 25% chance to upgrade
interest to this is karma for sure this is a straight tracker probably Varus
he's shape-less to with blue morello ie ie this is Varus karma into ie plus
G ace land I'm uncontested okay GG's then also how come I'm I'm like not
even that rich how come I'm not that rich given it's a like how many gold
was it? Like was it was it a lot? I don't know. Oh is it zero? Okay. I told you man
there's always fun Callista on five. Like I promise. I just leveled for I mean
whatever I'm losing one gold but I I don't even know what the fuck I played.
This fortune can't be correct. Like I don't know what like I'm pretty sure I
sold them you know I could have played Bastion and just not played Rumble.
What the fuck am I even fighting? Hello? Frosto? What the fuck? Is it just me or did my- am I-
the fuck? What was that? Wait, did you see it or no? They swapped I saw it. Yeah, what the
fuck was that? Alright, I stack one. I'm about to just level and fucking send it.
How many units of my final board do I have? Four? There's gonna be a lot of
Recon's gone though, I have a problem with that, 4-1-0-5.
I mean I don't have any Econ to 4-1, that's why I like this a lot, it's just I don't want
to buy this round because that board is fucking shite.
Tier, Glove, I mean I could Grieve for the Last Whisperer and no thanks.
It's just gonna be what's it called, like I'm just gonna go Bore Rana Parasel and
see if I can make another Gensu, and then it's just gonna be Haja E on some
piece of shite. Call it a day. Can you do it? Oh, I could have played Swing. Oh, sorry.
He has two Calistas on six. I fucking told you, man. They always hit, man. I could roll
five million gold. I could roll five million gold and I don't see a single TK. And then
like whenever someone else plays like these three roll lines, oh yeah, here you go, two
Calistas. Like I told you. But it's fine. It's not, it's, Calistas is not going to
be the fucking limiting factor. It's for sure going to be rock on. There's no
I know I hit rock on here, but that's fine.
I'm sure that I find one rock on.
One rock on.
I didn't find one rock on.
I didn't even find, I didn't even find the dude too.
I didn't even find, okay, there's no way it's correct to fucking split items like this.
It's IE on Kalista for sure.
I didn't find Kalista too, and I didn't see a single rock on.
I would be so fucking stable if I had one rock on, just one.
One copy.
Tier, Glove, BF, Glove, like one fucking copy, man, just one.
And like a movable object, like I actually want to upgrade my shit, like it actually makes a difference.
Cause a movable object, like the base HP actually makes, like it's good, it's actually really good.
I mean, I found the Camille, I guess, that's pretty good.
He got scammed, the barge just sat there and did nothing.
He's Varus paired, it's Varus player, Varus player, Karma player, Zero Karma, Olaf 2.
Great, the Milio's gone. I mean, I got a stupid ass Morgana, what does this do?
Have can sue I mean how many how many closest are gone this guy's two rock-ons this guy's two Callistas
This guy is one rock-on
This guy is one rock-on
Like I can't find one like this game is so fucking trash man like okay like it's not even good man
Like the game's already like yeah, okay now. I'm eight not really
But it's basically still eight because like I feel like I should have the dude to and now meet again
I mean that's right. I'm just gonna roll into a charm
But it's not even better like after after seeing what my Camille did last fight. I'm not so often fuck that
I mean now. I mean this guy's a fucking hech room three who the fuck actually
No wonder your various one you pay for it. Oh, it's called the chaos. Okay, I'm sorry
I was about to say like who the fuck is gonna fucking go out of their way to upgrade a heckler. You're stupid
Okay, Gigi and then oh I
He has keepers, he has keepers with...
I don't know if I think this guy won the game by the way.
I think he guaranteed to won the game.
I don't know how the fuck...
I... wow, this guy won the game.
He's not losing a single round the entire game.
He's level 8.
He's casted in 3 with the same amount of Callistus as I do.
More gold than me as well.
Another rock-on.
Okay, also, I think it's actually better to just move and just not read that and just put this here
Because there's GK players if there is
No, the thingy I have to go fucking Gumblade. I mean, it's actually not bad in the little I just I just miss a milieu
I just didn't even buy milio. I did not buy milio
Ha ha ha
Huh? I mean it's kind of good, like it gives me a cameo third item.
Oh my god. Oh my god, I'm going to sleep. I'm going to fucking sleep.
Okay, nevermind, I died instantly. I don't have doubles inzu.
I already lost all my tempo, and now I'm stuck here. Oh, Ashley.
Is there TK players in my pool?
Yeah, there is. Just look at this trash.
Just look at this trash. I don't have Gensu. Bro, you still play this comp. It's
the best comp in the fucking game, man. It's straight up the best comp in the game.
It's just my roll down. I can roll 50 gold and I don't see a single fucking
copy of Rakan. And there's three gone! And I roll 50 gold. There's two Kalista's
gone the entire lobby I'm uncontested there's two gone from the from the
casted and reroller there's three karma players there's only three fucking gone
there's there's three rock-cons gone I can't find one if I find one I can just
econ up I can just straight up econ up and then not only that I can actually
upgrade the trash I can upgrade the head for him I can upgrade I can upgrade
Everything man. I does anyone like it is anyone here think that Calista is not the best company game
Please like please let me know bro. Go to bed. Yeah, 14 days
What the fuck
Varus is OP
The moment of Varus is two-way contested or you load in and you play Varus from a non fucking streak opener
You are going uncontested seven eight and they went seven eight that lobby again
Again, it's not good man, like of the three, Verus is for sure the worst.
The reason Verus, the stats on Verus are even remotely acceptable is because Verus has
the best opener in the game.
The best opener in the game happens to be Twitch, and Twitch holds Verus items.
That's the only fucking reason why Verus stats are even not in the fives.
Like it just it just has the strongest early game and then you tumble into the the Verus
But some idiots are just opening into Verus expecting the fucking to do anything
Like a pro you open into Verus like it if you're doing poorly on Verus and you play Verus like Kalista
And you wonder why you're going fucking bot for every game
It's because it's it's it's not Verus is good. It's that Verus is opener is good. I'm just I'm just banning people. I
Don't care watch this ready
watch this guys you don't play a single unit on your board for 10 rounds and you
can average in the threes what you you literally can just go make dinner come
back on 4-1 and you can average in the threes what's like the three for for
for Varus Varus Varus rumble Tomcatch let me see what that is it's probably
not back as double down is broken but it's it's not that good yeah this
comp is fucking great guys you know this shit this shit fucks G G damn this
comp is just fucking amazing man yay I mean you can't you can't search karma
because the thing is karma like it's not actually karma if you're going like
the stats say it's bad because like if you're if your mask happens with your
with double down like it's rolling because like you can just self your one and just play like Diana or like Morgana plus
Morgana Briar
But it's like it's hard because the thing is like
Your level eight
Your level eight is not near like there is nothing in the game
more stable
Then true this Calista Rakan you just TP to nine rock on one Calista one TP to nine
but the only the only reason it's it's it's valuable to actually like TP to
nine with rock on one Calista one is because you can if you need you need
gold to roll on nine or you need to hit something at a decent pace I'm gonna
have this open a red belt cloak broad cloak belt I mean it's probably always
karma then I don't have a single Warwick I'm karma this game for sure is
Is this my tankiest frontline?
I mean, I'm half, half cloak item.
Am I even killing a single unit here?
Or did I just minus one?
I don't even think I'm killing a single unit.
Actually, I did get nerfed.
I just minused one.
Oh.
Okay, also, I don't even know why I leveled.
Why the fuck did I even level here?
I'm not even, I'm just looking for fucking Twitch.
And Blitzcrank.
And maybe Warwick.
That's fine, I've got some of these on here.
I got bailed out by, uh, what's it called?
or not Frostcrust, 3 champions.
What are these fucking shops?
This is the exact same shop even if I didn't level.
What the fuck is this trash?
I mean, at this point I'm not even looking for blitzcrank anymore.
It's just a few level every one.
Warmogs?
Hodge?
And I'm playing Frost so I don't get value until I kill one unit,
but I might not even kill a single unit this entire round.
What is this shit, man?
Okay, I'm back then.
I'm actually back. GG. Maybe you should go to bed. Yeah, you're banned. Don't care.
I don't even understand that. Wait, what? One cost you have transfers into a two cost.
I kinda want this Galio, though. Am I getting a remover and a turn?
Honestly, you're right. Maybe I should be going to bed because the thing is, I lost the previous round.
round I shouldn't even play this calio because now I have to say like if I lost
this round I can't I could have been 20 honestly maybe I should go to bed work
way or I can't play the game I'll meet again I mean I get hunter in I don't
really care about making 30 here I kind of want to keep streak stronger or
no what does hunter do? Gargoyle? Gargoyle splits to I can't kill a unit? Unban. Yeah I'm just gonna
a band around a person, yeah you're a band. Actually I feel bad because you've been falling
since 2020. Alright, you're on band. I got 4-O'd. Lose, win, lose, win, lose. Is Frost
Fiora playable? Is it even better than, is it even better than Mordekaiser? Ah, huge
if I'm not this turn. I'll swap in this turn. There's no Hunter, no fucking, nothing.
Bro, honestly it's not even better because I'm pretty sure I can just end the game
with a stupid ass mortal geyser uh zilean no warrior no fucking what's it called it
doesn't even do anything teaming up i get a component i can send a full item six gold
i mean isn't exiles with frost just good well actually common bandage in frost is
fucking illegal it's a frost where you just fucking get it i can play chrono or
Or I can play Hunter. Hunter? Chrono. Hunter? Chrono. Chrono? I'm not playing no fucking Hunter.
What the fuck does that do? Honestly, Zillian 2 doesn't even impact my board until way later
into the game. I don't think I can throw this regardless, but by the way, I'm back
to losing. I am so fucking poor. Lose, win, lose, win, lose, win, lose, win, lose.
into tier, shiv, karma player, losses are IE,
Seeks has a Kalista, Argoil even, okay?
Bro this zilean is a fucking genius, I still lost.
There's a Kalista with a rod, yay.
There's no Olaf, no karma, yay.
He just got a double ginsu kalista, yay.
I don't really want to slam because I don't like I like that they're both fine
It's just I need I need to see what the last component is
If I win, it's not all by it. It's not like fucking Starax like does anything or
GA
wait
Also, if I don't hit if I don't hit anything on my roll down
I'm just gonna I'm my internet's gonna cut out. I think
Don't cap up. I just piece of shit if way comes back and then like now
It's already still leading to the game
Okay, it's just a 4-2 and if I don't TP to Olaf 2
I'm out of here then. I mean my augments are good. My econ is fine level 750
4-2 fucking send or I don't have a single fucking 2 star. Holy shit
Anyone another chain vest. I mean even trans pretty good GA
If I go Gargoyle on nothing, even throughout GA, VD, if I go Starax, Gargoyle, and play
around Chain, if I go even throughout GA, I'm playing around Chain as well.
Instead of Chain, it's fucking like Gargoyle, GA, and then I play around Belt.
I know, they're all fucking shit, I mean I might as well wait one, let me see if
I hit Olaf too.
If I hit Olaf too, I'm down to play around...
Nice.
Nice. And now I just fight the fucking level 8 Callista all in.
I mean, it's fine. It's not that my board's killing anything with one of these.
If anything, it's better. Actually, that's not even true. I'm pretty sure Frostbin's gonna die over.
Alright.
32 HP with Frostbust 1. Bro, Frostbust 1 is not that good, man.
Like, I have to do like 70 HP here for it to be good.
Oh.
Oh, China Money works on... Okay, I won the game. I actually have true biz. If I hit, I win.
I win.
I just hit Diana first roll.
Okay, Olaf, I'm done rolling.
I still don't have a single 2 star.
but I have nothing to roll for.
Oh wait.
I'd rather have the ability to two-star my shit.
I'll go Crombered on Karasol then.
Or Frostbust too.
But these stupid ass Frostsoldiers, look at the HP on the Frostsoldiers.
They benefit from Giant and Mighty, and they benefit from...
and they benefit from... what's it called?
So I have like true fucking bis
Okay, I mean I just got true bis again, and then I post care. So here I'm about to just fucking resend
Yay for sure. It looks like Diana does a lot, but it's just the first reset the first reset from Olaf is way too good
I get one I get one reset from trying to mighty or from from frost and then it just fucking just their entire board just takes run over
Okay, I actually went out then
Okay, I need to kill some trash like ASAP though
Or I'm fucked. Hello? Oh yeah, you trashed them. I need some gold though, man. I need some upgrades.
I was gonna roll here, but now I'm pretty sure this is not even good.
Because what's gonna happen is 9 Frost sometimes just randomly gets run over by Kalista.
Because Frost doesn't do anything until you get the first kill.
Okay, okay, that's an upgrade. That's good enough.
That's one upgrade. Good enough then.
Mmm, can I level up regardless?
I mean, I can't roll, is the thing, because these pairs aren't real.
I can play in canter instead of...
I can't, like, this is chrono and this is hunter for my Olaf. I can't even play it.
I guess I'm just 8 frost.
It's fine, I'll natural some upgrades.
If I win this round, I'm 2 lives guaranteed.
Oh, okay, I think I won the game then.
This guy's sacking and catching up later, I guess.
I don't... I guess he's just really giving it a 9.
He's gonna be kind of scary later
But my power board is all one star, but I have true base
Like if you were to put seven frost
Like look at this
Like this is just seven frosts, right giant and mighty look at this shit
Like if seven frosts averages a 4.43
And giant and mighty is a 4.15 like isn't that a negative delta of like seven million or no
Water roll for charm. Yeah
Yeah. Okay. Also, I think that sounds better than cheap because I have what's it called?
I have Dragon Muddy and combat bandages.
Oh, what is 9-Frost? It's just 90 AD and AP and then 4 soldiers and then the explosion power doubles. Yeah.
Of course, not even that bad. I just need to get my first kill.
Like, the fights are looking terrible because the guy has a gigatank.
But if they don't have a gigatank, I can actually play the fucking game, you know what I mean?
level 9 30 gold level 9 40 gold hey I mean 32 is two lives guaranteed I'm
second one actually I guess I can just keep streaking and just keep my streak
alive so I probably shouldn't yeah definitely I'm just gonna level just
level and sit protect my five streak if I can it's not really a protect because
my board fucking sucks automatic components on me okay I need spark for
the initial blow up or I need what's it called a spark and I just roll for a
charm every turn and then probably on 5-5 I'm just gonna fucking send it for a lot
to karma too like like this like I I if I can't get one fucking reset don't don't
I just go 8th it died instantly like I need I need one fucking reset I if I
don't kill anything I can't play the game hello I didn't kill I think I'm
one life. I didn't kill a single unit. Yeah great, great. Maybe I just backline. I mean
I have to go like I have to go like I backline and then I just try to like this and just
try to fucking blow up one side. I mean I got the warwick that's pretty good. Also I need
like I need a Olaf to eventually because the soldiers can only do so much and you
We still need a single target from Olaf.
Oh, that's huge.
She has Titans.
Does Hui actually do damage or no?
I don't think so.
I'm pretty sure this unit is the biggest piece of shit known to a man.
But it does more damage than Swain, right?
Like surely it does more damage than Swain?
Swain just has been dying instantly.
Uh, fuck, I'm not a single target.
That's fine.
I don't think it's fucking what you got with bandages, trash.
Oh, it's combat bandages.
They don't even look similar.
Do they even look similar?
If I die, I die, like this actually just wins me the game of winning this round.
Great!
I'm fighting this guy again.
He's giant and mighty.
Okay, this time I'm pretty sure I can reset off some trash.
But I need to kill some units around the fuck.
I've rotated into him again.
I think I'm dead.
I am dead.
I don't have single target.
I need to kill one more.
Okay, I'm alive.
I'm alive.
But it's not even good.
ABCA, like this is just not my day man, like how is this even allowed? ABCA?
I mean, Karmic it's 6.5, is this better than, I mean it's not gonna have more, although it's a problem.
It's bastion on home board, which I'm the money.
Okay, surely I don't lose to the guy with golden egg, his entire board got blown up.
And I just need to make it to Olaf too, and I went out, like you need Olaf, like this Olaf unit
is what wins you the game for free.
Okay, isn't it actually unjustified that I almost died here? Like bro, A? B? C? A?
Like how can I just rotate this guy like that?
I mean, I'm pretty sure if I hit Briar too, I'm just gonna ditch.
I mean, honestly, bro, is Briar even better than Bastion?
It's gonna have zero items. Straight up zero.
And I can't feed. Okay, yeah, there's no way.
But it does help me get resets as a thing.
Unless it is fucking beyond useless.
Okay, I won the game then.
Let me trash them.
Fuck it, Gensu.
Yeah, fuck it.
Like, how bad can it be?
Like, I need single target, or I can't play the game.
It's gonna be, uh, it's gonna be this matchup is the problem.
Like, there's no way it's not this matchup.
And I'm pretty sure, I don't, I'm pretty sure I can't beat this guy.
Like, how the fuck do I kill this?
I, I don't know.
I'm trying to figure that out. I'll meet them. Okay. I'm pretty sure I'm killing this heckle fucking or brighter immediately
Like there's no way I don't Diana too. I just want you to know his Diana. Do you know what items is Diana rolled?
Do you guys know it was anyone paying attention? I thought he had lucky gloves, so I wasn't bitching
It was radiant crown guard radiant archangel. Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna be close anyway
And you'd like Diana too to blow up the shitters
and I was too far from Diana too and I don't know what happened but I think
these guys cheated because how the fuck are they both level 10 with with
everything. VITPT is flaming the game bro this soldier game one guy is going
fast 10 cog-mow, two guy golden egg fast nine doesn't roll a single time on
8 dies immediately, 3 witchy wallop, 4 frost varus with no plus 1 frost.
Can you just look at the 6th place in your game?
Stars are born no plus 1 frost varus.
Was he playing Olaf?
Is that why I couldn't, I didn't see a single fucking Olaf the entire game?
I think you play find your center Olaf Gary.
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna read what Jesus Christ said to me.
Toronto, Tokyo on September 28th, 2024 at 8 12 a.m. Unfortunately, TFT actually
clicked for me. Right after playing that second cup, you just load in in hard
force three lines over and over again until their complete muscle memory. The
fourth line legit does not exist. Load in post-cup 20 out of 20 Callista
Varus plus 1K LP. Like, you're not even good at the game, it's just that people are loading
in your game and they're playing Rise and like, Vagar. That's plus 2 placements. Meanwhile,
you're clicking the literal exact 8 units, making the exact 4 items, plus 2 placements,
they load in and play the dog shit. Jesus Christ at 812 AM.
VIT T T!
Like, I mean, like, okay, I'm just back, I'm back then.
So you basically, you're just collecting LP tax from the noobs.
Yes, man!
Did you put them out? Yeah, I did.
And I put the, uh...
The, uh...
The bread in a Ziploc bag.
And I took it out.
GG!
5 cost BF.
Oh, thanks, buddy.
Lost 700 LP help.
I rolled 80 gold.
Uncontested I just remembered I rolled 80 gold uncontested to find to find one rock on on four three
I didn't even I don't even have rock on pair this game
Just straight a straight up nothing
It's warm on over there from better to hit rock on do I don't know I don't even know sats gonna answer that
But I'm pretty sure it's that's like you shouldn't even look at that
because it's just always warmogs so you can't bank on the fact that you hit
rough on kill and then it's like sure you can swap items later but then who the
fuck are you gonna put warmogs on it's not like actually premium the reason
that they say it's not gargoyles because I mean the redemption is fucking
insane if you're probably level nine warmogs vow warmogs redemption but
gargoyles are too too early doesn't even change if you go any there's go back
play rate I mean if the highest if the highest play rate has negative
and whatever yeah it's just whatever whatever I
Got over an option is perfectly fine though. I want hot pot. I
mean, I'm down to get hot pot
How about on on Thursday?
G for what do not
Why Thursday? Oh, it's because I'm about to just scam. I'm about to just scam set to go. I
Think tomorrow if I sleep eight hours, and I wake up too late in the middle of the night
I might just queue off-stream and just dodge that to go this fucker when he was awake
He just queues off-stream
And he's like playing some like giga boards
Wait for businesses. Yeah, but I'm about to drop a fucking nuke
On my PayPal. I'm just sitting here eating this bread that I left out. It's a kind of stale
Below low key it kind of fucks
But that's why it's not like I don't know why it sounds different
But I'm just sitting here just eating this bread.
I think it's been outside for like eight hours.
Hold on.
Can you hear this?
That's me flicking the bread.
Oh, is this a Zedriger?
Oh, I just have to hit 1600 by Thursday.
But like, bro, these bot fours,
like some of these games are just straight up egregious.
Like, I'm actually about to drop a fucking nuke.
Don't worry.
Also, I've been sleeping like six hours
every single day for the last fucking week.
I am so fucking tired, but I think one of these days I'm due for a hibernation.
Because over here it's not like, with tier, unless you're like the effort or something.
I'm not even supposed to play numbs in here, I don't want to hold a colony, okay I just
got a bow.
Okay now my entire game plan gets swapped, not really, okay I won the game then.
It's not that good, because if there's a lot of karma players or Kalista players, just let
the lami know that I'm playing Kalista.
GG.
I mean, it's the only comp you can play.
It really is.
Double down in any other comp is mediocre at best.
I'm gonna get some water.
I got a Winnish advantage.
Oh, okay.
This guy is contesting me, Kalista, by the way.
It's actually just...
I'm mindblown.
You can scout.
Ah, it's okay.
When you contest double down Kalista, do you know what you play?
Guaranteed 8.
Actual guaranteed 8. I'm about to just load in fucking TV to everything.
Also, isn't it illegal that you don't have to interact with the game at all with Double Down and in Challenger Plus you average at 3.7
by not playing a single unit on your board for the first 10 rounds of the game?
3.72.
There's two bows.
Wait, you might get a- oh wait, it's a-
You average a 3.72 without playing a single unit on your board for 10 rounds.
Like which means that your favorite to hit so when you when you bought for like the thing is
Okay, doesn't that just mean actually if I bought for here I
Had to have gotten unlucky
Because the thing is you can't even say
That I played bad
Because Calista has absolutely zero fucking skill expression. It's just straight up zero skill expression
Also, I think in the sample size. There's probably people that don't full open
So it's actually probably closer to like a 3.5
Because you know how some people are like, oh yeah, let's save some HP and then they get opened on and now their entire game is fucking thrown?
Monka.
What is this fucking opener? Holy shit.
Jack-
Hey?
I just looked at this. Bro, I'm pretty sure my 4-1 board might lose to this.
No Kappa.
Aw man, I could have ended this fight with loss.
Does 8 Witchbug have CC immunity? I don't think so.
No, I don't think so.
Okay, can I get a gig augment, please?
Anyone?
Maybe I can go see my units, but what's going on bad?
I don't even know if Golden Quest is not good here.
But I need to hit, like...
Also, I'm kind of worried because I think higher education rises is actually, like, kind of good.
No joke.
I'm kind of scared.
Oh, lord, I need some fucking gig augments.
It's the number one trubis!
Number one. Oh, wow. I might be a fucking beast or something. He hit number one through this. Too bad it doesn't fucking matter, buddy.
You won't even see a single copy. Look at my gold. Bro's just sitting here contesting double down.
Okay, wait. I need to actually kill some units. I need, okay, the magic number is being 26 HP.
because 26 HP you lose one round on stage 4 you're still two lives.
Monka! I mean if I beat him it's fine, I mean it's a lot of gold though, whatever it's fine, I'm fighting him, it's fine, it's fine, I saved two lives.
It'd be more fine if I weren't contested because then there's more value in me being, uh, wait I don't, never mind, I don't think I killed a single unit.
Oh wait, actually?
I want for sure.
Okay, it's more fine, like I just lost like...
I don't know how much gold.
Well, honestly it's not that bad because I can just start winning, my board's not even sure.
And I can just stay...
Honestly, wait, I just realized, can I just start winning?
Is my board actually kind of good?
I'm just saying, this guy is not seeing a single close to the entire fucking game.
I mean, it's close to the...
Like, close is not actually good until you get, like, 5-Aryan.
Uhh...
I've cast Gale 2, I need to find...
I mean my froline is so bad, I also need multi-trigger, or I'm made.
Yumi, 3 costs, Nikotu is huge.
Tuftal, arena, tier cloak, BF tier, play around cloak.
It's for which...
Honestly, I think this guy might actually find some Callistas,
because I didn't full-loss.
So I'm actually down a little bit of gold.
But that's okay.
How's the Zogman going?
Is Bastion better than Yumi? Surely not, right?
Actually, what is 4-Witch doing?
Taking 4% of their max health as magic damage per second, is that good?
Rulper- oh, Rulper's arm?
Oh, oh, fuck.
Fuck!
Oh, okay, it's a 3-win.
And it's probably an 8-win, because I don't think I'm losing a single round of Enchilvallin.
Alright, this game's over, and I'm sitting on like 5 lives.
I'm going straight to 9.
I need to find one Rock-On.
I just- I just go straight to 9.
I mean I double down it, it doesn't matter, I've waited too much for it, there's a reason
why this shit averages to fucking 3.7, there's a fucking reason.
It's just you cannot miss, you straight up cannot miss.
And then you just sit here, and then Kalista is just way too fucking good with Truvis,
and then you just go straight to 9 after you win out on stage 4, and then you just
Recap and then yes over. I don't collect her in this comp is good, but I
Mean it's good, but is it is it's out of the stuff? I don't collect her better than the stats on I actually don't know
I only know the true true this
3.97 combat bandages
Is it 3.86?
Do I even want to pay six gold for this? Okay. Well, gee, he's done
Let me see how this guy's doing
Ah, that's weird. He's still carrying that fucking Namzi.
He found a rock on, though. What a surprise.
Like I'm telling you, if you scout on 2-1 and you see someone has double down and they're playing towards Kalista, you need to find something else to play.
It is impossible for them not to TP to rock on Kalista. It's not even...
And the thing is, like, you're not even rolling at the same time as them, because they're rolling on 3-7.
And then by the time like you let's say you do hit rock on our Calista by the time you make it to nine
They already have cameo to more to
Billy oh, too. Like you're not hitting shit. Oh wait. He hit a he hit a Calista and a cameo
Hey
Wait, it looks like he's about to win out. He's true. This everything. Hello
I'm not really
He's actually about a win out. I'm not even getting because he has a bench to fall in warm on Spargoil into into
not really. Two more doesn't matter. He'll never be double nine here. And Jillian is uh,
more is not even better than Jillian. That's why Morgan said Jillian is a fuck. Aw man,
that was a milio. Double down. GG's. Hey holy fuck, this guy just rise to terror too.
What the fuck? What is this guy even playing? He's playing, he's Shen hero augment? Oh my,
Like I forgot about this guy like how are you even allowed to fucking load in I just got fucking I
Just got aftershocked
He's playing if I win this next round. I it's a guaranteed first
Okay, I need to I need to not fight this guy. I need to not fight this guy more do what the fuck
I mean, it doesn't matter that shit doesn't do anything
But I mean it does it does if I fight him this round like I don't want to lose my my five loss
Or am I my 8 win because I'm about to I'm about to level and fucking send it to true zero next turn
I'm fighting it great
Great. He is Camille, Milio, and Morgana 2 with zero econ augments
He high rolled and this is his spot like I mean honestly it's low key winnable. I have Calista 2
Avenger the Fallen as well. Morgana 2 is like kind of useless
Never mind my my rock-ons dead. I'm dead as fuck. Sorry
He didn't steal a Calista right? No, that's why I'm over. I'm still at 16 lives, it doesn't matter.
I'm rolling 50 Ole next turn. If I had Brock on 2, he would have just straight up died there.
This was the turn I'm supposed to fucking roll down, man!
I'm fighting level- he's level 8 with Smolder 2, there is 2.
Xerath 2. It's the star. It has to be the star, man.
It actually has to be the star.
Like, oh my, and then I get scammed by the starters, no fucking way I'm weaker than this guy, man.
His board is so fucking trash.
And then...
It's fine, I'm still gonna win.
It's just a fucking joke though, like, holy fuck.
I just lost it.
I don't even know how much gold.
Like, I don't have a single copy of Camille.
I don't have a single copy of Camille or Milio.
I fucking...
I just lose a round?
I lose an entire...
This gives...
I don't know what else to say.
Like, how is this even fucking allowed, man?
Like, have you guys even...
Like, have you seen that before?
Like, I knew that bug existed, but like, how come...
Like, I thought it was, like, as soon as the neutrals ended.
How come I buy the augment and then it's just, yeah, nag your DC then?
I don't have a single copy
of Camille or Milio.
This guy's Morgana 2 on 8.
Nice, and now he just went Milio Pair.
I don't fucking get this game, man. It's just like it's not only do I lose combat charm
I would have beat this guy I'd be three lives and then yeah, I'm done after this
I can't play this to that game
This game is just straight fucking garbage. It's true. I have only one remover. I just realized I don't even have a
What's it called? I don't even have a million. Well, what am I trying to fucking throw items for?
There's nothing to throw
GG
GG
GG guys
Yeah, fuck it just just hit me with the Charlie with the star fuck it
Surprise
Okay, and then now I'm probably just gonna fight the fucking what's it called player? I bought armor and I'm gonna fight rice
Oh wait. Oh never mind. Oh, but honestly, I know this is kind of scary because I have a veg to fall and I'm sacking the shitters
Oh, I can got my lose
No cap up. I'm dead. I
Got outplaced. I
I... there's no way I don't win this game if I don't get bugged out. I just lost a hundred LP swing.
I lost 21 instead of gaining 50. Okay, that's 70 LP swing. And then I load into the star.
And this guy can hit Morgana 2, Ragon 2, Callista 2 on 8 with zero econ augment.
The moment I buy anime shop, my game crashes. Like...
It's not my- I'm Doof-er, I'm Doof-er. My title wins in a row. Holy fuck.
It's not my PC, man. It's a known fucking Riot Games bug. It's been bugged for...
I don't even know how long, man. This stupid-ass client. I don't know if it's Vanguard or whatever the fuck it is.
I don't have a single Milleo. I load into a guy going fast nine. His entire board is one-starred? Yeah, the star.
How is the star in the fucking game?
A lot of stuff are like the the best like the best of the best is at 60% and don't be like oh, yeah
It's a it's a it's a charm. It's a it's a what's it called charm?
The tower is also a charm
What about the tower?
What about the emperor?
How is this shit only seven gold?
It upgrades your entire board
And not only that
It also gains shield
And like why are they even big? I actually just lost 60 LP because my game crashed
nice
Fucking gargoyle just game like how many more times is it gonna reach stage or sub 40 HP? Yeah, you're banned
Fucking idiot. I take animate fucking bench
And then the next round the star
It's like you walk outside you get hit by a fucking piano fallen from
This is your building or some bullshit and
In the moment you you like you lose a leg or something
Then you you get up the moment you get up another fucking piano comes through like what the fuck is this shit?
the star
Honestly, I don't even care that I deseed on animate bench
It's more so the star
Like, what the fuck? And you know if I had Rockon 2, which I probably would with the Animate Bench,
and not only that, I would have rolled the fucking 0, I am sitting on 50 gold!
And it's actually lower than my spot was so good, because I thought I could Animate Bench and just cheese a fast 10.
Otherwise, I would just be like, if I were like in lower lives, I would have 100% just rolled for Combat Charm.
Oh, it wasn't Bench, it was Animate Shop.
Oh, I wouldn't be bitching it was Animate Bench, like the Combat Charm is a Combat Charm.
I paid I
Don't even know how much gold it is. Is it six is this six gold? I don't know how much it is
But it's not even the gold. I don't even care about the fucking gold
It's the fact that I was going to all lean on five one
So not only did I lose six gold? I lost another 20 gold. I lost a life
And then I lost another I don't even know how much gold like oh my and then I'm like, okay
It's fine. I'm still two lives. Yeah, whatever fuck it the star
The guy is just sitting there with 50 gold, Zorath 1, Verus 1, entire board 1-stared.
The star.
And what makes me be most upset actually is this dog-ass player.
I have no idea who he is by the way, but I will just say I'm going to assume that
he probably thinks he didn't make the dumbest play of all time contesting double down
Callista because he top board. It's just it's so fucking illegal man Morgana to Camille, Milio on
8 rock on to Callista to even though I have it. He has zero econ galaxy zero
Zero econ augment zero zero
Yeah, whatever fucking like let's just hit everything
Like how can you scout on to one see someone double down? Yeah, I think I'm I think I'm gonna play some Calista this game
Let's play some Calista guys
That's weird the double down player didn't hit a single fucking milio a
Hundred gold on nine like any of these gargoyle player on BS sword
I mean, it's good for for this stage and I can just play around and then I can actually flex what to play
But this epoch augment feels like the best augment in the game nowadays. No crap though
It's so much gold and allows you to four one it you can actually play the fucking game
And then you just go straight to nine and then you just win out again
new trash. Bro slam the fucking GS on 2-1. I'm done after this game. I can't. I'm not
playing this anymore. It's just so fucking unreasonable. I don't even feel good
playing this game anymore. It doesn't matter what your LP is, it's just
straight up. You're just sitting here just collecting taxes from players
that are playing the fucking trash. Bro just took slamming and just
open slam the fucking GS man. Oh my god. Oh no no no I can't no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no it's
actually not allowed. Also if I win this round and I'm just saying I fought the
one person I can lose to. If I won this round I would just pre-level and hold
Wukong and then remover the gargoyle onto Wukong and my board is actually
pretty good but now I'm out of my turn and then and then I need to do one turn
here because here I can kind of play around anything so let me let me do a
quick scout and see what people are playing you count the econ augments and
you try to shy away from contesting the people with the econ augment because
you're both rolling at the same time slamming GSBF honestly I don't even
know what the fuck he's playing BT there's so many carmoblers it's lovely
I'm pretty sure this has to be Varus I don't like gargoyle into Varus but
There's the entire lobby's playing Karma.
Like Shoujin, Spark, Bo, BD, Shoujin plus that scholar.
But he holds the same units as Karma.
So now I just play Varus, I'm unconfessive.
Unless you think this guy's Varus, GS slam, there's no way.
If you were Varus, it would be DB and play around Bo.
Or I mean there's no fucking way to open GS.
I mean maybe I don't fucking know.
There's a pan. What does pan do for me? Can I do anything with that? No. I think I think he's trying to play Varus
He wanted the glove and now he's going to hear. Oh, is he playing something else then bro?
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna scour them anymore because I'm I'm getting tilted
I don't even like the thing is usually you can tell what comp they're playing but I actually can't
I'm gonna commit the entire lobby so Varus
So they are not various karma karma
Karma, stars are born adaptive, not sure. Scholars, Titans, VT, Karma, probably, I mean, some
protectors are, so he's probably Varus. An ancestor, I'm only, I'm only two-eighth
of the test of Varus, and I'm an Ethan, I mean, he is one as well, but it's okay.
No, I'm like, let's say yeah, but I mean, people probably can damn openers or something.
Maybe this is, I don't know. I mean, I can't play Tourist Places on this squad.
I mean I could actually
Honestly, why not like I could just go bow
Gargoyle, Epoch, bow, Kalista, and play throw is closer from the spot as well
But I figured that like my board is actually pretty close to spiking
Like I can play around this IE, Kog'Maw for the entirety of the stage, whatever the fuck
Like it's my board actually kind of close to spiking
And then if I go bow here, I don't have like the thing is if I go bow here, and I don't have Gensu
On the Nescaresl, I can't even take Rock Honor Polista, and that's like a lot of the value of like playing a weaker board
Is that you can
scam a uh, you can just scam a whole copy
Wolverine. He just portal biscuits
His portal just healed his Jace man like come on
I don't even like reporting Rod
because Rod is uh
half Morello
Rods
For sure. Argonite and Blaster Rods is pretty good. Blister Rods is pretty good. One roll to see three Blaster Shops.
It's all trash. I can play Fort Blaster next turn.
And honestly, I'm looking for Arcane Conduit.
This guy's gonna look weak. It looks strong as fuck.
I'm gonna hear someone kill him zero.
Argonite Blister Rods is drawing in Mighty.
Should I just reforge the adaptive?
Honestly fuck it, I just reforged the, uh, honestly one frontline, it can't be that
bad.
I'm gonna save the remover.
Is there a Bastion?
Is it an Olaf?
My board is not even bad.
He's just 400 with an Olaf.
I am so poor for Epoch, holy fuck.
At least I hit Arcana plus one though.
It has a really high cap.
Like, if I can make it to 9, chances are I'll win out.
Yup.
Except my items.
I don't have anti-heal.
Do I even have even Troud?
I don't think so.
I am so 4.
I am back then.
G.G.
G.G.
Are you rock on?
Or, or, I don't even know what this fucker's name is.
I think if I don't have Varus, just one try on the entire board,
board you just pair others for decay until I hit there's two and after I hit
there's two I'm back in the game you trash I mean way bro no one's fucking
holding this piece of trash and it looks like I'm poor but I'm epoch with four
rolls I'm getting another 60 xp from epoch and I'm getting six rolls on four
one yeah can't miss yeah can't fucking miss is all I'm gonna say and also it
looks like I'm poor but I've hecarim to re2 both to start to start by
frost 4 hunter also I should probably swap in items if you care already sorry okay
I'm about a 4-1 fucking send in I'm back in the game then gg's half morello half
nothing or I mean it's half morello and now I just need half ie and half or half
red buff half ie or half morello half ie and half even
shroud or half laskets for or half anything like I'll take anything here
I'm fucking broke.
You can also go Double Shogun, Loki, my back then.
Okay, honestly, how bad is Gensu?
If I have this, Arcana 1.
Let me beforege this first, sorry for asking, sorry for asking this.
I think I might get banned soon, sorry.
I have no Ezreal items, I'm not going to bother, but I do need a hold.
I'm just going to lose, I'm going to hold, it's fine.
Regumop, Pandora's items, item collector, how many items do I have?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 7, 7.
I mean, I might as well use the free rolls.
I'm gonna Arcana plus 1, I'm Baris 1.
If Baris 1 didn't even 1-shotting anything, like, if I pair it, like, there's no way I'm pairing Hacker on here, right?
Like, there's no way.
I mean, I don't even have, I don't even have, okay, yeah, I don't know,
Shut the fuck up man. I don't even okay. It is if I if I had like Ezreal to
Tristana to
Instead of everything else fucking two-starred then I'm down. Yeah
I've got these a free roll and go nine
But at nine when everything is two-starred. I'm down to just pair Hecarim and then just play
Five arcana four blaster and you just fucking watch out the entire fucking board. They can't play the game
You for ash. I think I got hit with it again. This guy is playing Frost Varus
without frost plus one and he is golden eagle on bench I think he's waiting to
see if he gets Diana on carousel thank god there's no Diana honestly is that
even good for me because he might just need go to various and there's no he's
need going there's it doesn't even have a fucking item I'm last fake it's
gone I mean it's fine I can build towards us a wrath and I was a wrath
If I have Zerath, then I play towards R, I mean Archangel is like true gigabits.
Yeah whatever.
In the moment I stem Archangel, I'm just gonna commit. I was level to 9. I didn't kill a single unit. Where's my anti-heal?
Where's my anti-heal?
I mean, it's fine. I have a reforger like you can't miss. Oh, but also in that matchup, you don't you don't need to kill
You don't you don't need to kill Rakan because like that matchup probably anti-heal no anti-heal
You're not killing Rakan. It's a Zerath can just you can just kill the fucking Callister for you
GG
Also, Epoch. It's a 5-2 perfect interval, but a fucking perfect interval. I don't know how much it will go.
Reading, ginsu, ginsu, exiles, reading, refactor. So, does anyone know how I'm killing this rock-on?
I think I can't kill a rock-on-1. Oh wait, oh I just realized I rubbed it.
Oh wait, honestly? Is it the rubbling I think he'll actually, like, kind of hit?
If your parent had Karim? I still lost.
Actually no, it shot the fucking... oh okay yeah you crashed him.
Alright 43 HP, I sac one, perfect interval it, save nine gold, I just need one Zorak and I win the game, no cat.
Like I kind of spell one turn, okay honestly why don't I just sac one, buy this, and then I have, I'm gonna sac this round anyway, like I'm not beating no one.
And if I beat someone I mean actually I might be this guy with counterspell, but that's it
And honestly I this match is kind of hard for for various
And there's two
What is the rock even look like
Millio Bardo, okay, I don't know what's wrath looks like
So I don't even know why I'm holding this. I mean this was actually fun to hold
anyone I mean the good news is I'm still two lives 15 bars I even ban
can I even buy rock on two oh is there a okay I mean I don't have various too but
it's fine five arcana 1k health think Frost Varus and just power oh oh is that
for me then is that for me then okay I have true this not really a moral there's
no way more lows true this but Archangel Archangel that's pretty fucking good
I will allow that G Gs and
G G
Bro, like like every two-third like I'm pretty sure I'm actually two lives here
No joke
G
I mean Shentu actually matters. Should I just sell should I just sell Morgana? Like do I even care about I mean?
Yes, I do
But I need I need to not die man. I'm about to die. I mean by him or gone and then I just go arc arc Morgana
Fuck the Shen man fuck the Shen
It's better fucking dash to the left. I'm gonna be fucking very bad
Okay. Okay, the heck didn't kill me anyway.
I think I'm dead.
I'll have to kill one more unit.
Oh god.
I'm alive, I'm alive.
Oh, he's dead, thank you.
Why is this guy even playing fucking like a- oh my god.
What are my Arcanods?
Okay.
I just need to Rath 2 and I win out.
So little- oh no, you want him to just kind of save time.
That's it.
They wrap around him and then he just fucking pops old stuns everyone and then
one and call it a day. It's pot of gold? I should have removed items off of, I should
have removed items off of what's it called, I'm fucking griefing. And just go arc, arc
morello. I'm pretty sure Margonis is still Gary. I mean honestly why don't I just reforge
the, I mean I can go straight to nine. Am I straight to nine? I mean it's straight
to not nine. But let me actually roll for charm first. Actually it's perfectly normal
next turn. Let me roll for a gig of this charm. This is not even good. It's actually not good.
Is allies getting 10%? I mean, it's not bad. I mean, do I need it against this?
Because what I can do is, I only have one remover is the problem, and I'm pretty sure I can die
next turn. Yay? I don't need it. I don't need it. If I die, I die. If I die, my internet's
going out. I don't give a fuck. Wait. Oh, he just tried to just econ on my ass. Yeah,
Yeah, you trashed them.
It's perfect in a role because of Epoch,
and then I'm just gonna roll for Charm first
because I think that's good enough.
Keep strong, you know.
Yeah, one roll.
Shit.
Now what?
Bro, fuck Reservery, yeah?
Yeah, fuck Reservery, you trashed them.
And then now,
I can move the Morello to Morgana
and then get a true fucking Viss.
And honestly, IE doesn't even sound bad.
There's no difference between,
There's actually no difference between IE and JG.
G! Just watch this Xerath cast.
Okay? Bye bye, buddy.
I mean, honestly, these units actually seem kind of good.
And then I probably like one more than Nasis.
He's gonna swap for sure.
I'm not fucking stupid, like he probably like,
he said he's on AFK or something.
New garbage, buddy.
Probably should have rolled for better, I'm not sure.
Okay, acceptable.
Fucking shit-ass game.
It's just so fucking unreasonable, man.
Like, last game, don't I actually lose 70 LP for free?
Like, I'd be at 1350 right now?
No joke.
Oh my god, like, I just don't get it.
Okay, not 1350.